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Hey man, have you ever heard of Fried Rice Podcast?

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Fried Rice Podcast?

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Yeah man, they're a podcast that reviews movies and a new one comes out every Saturday on

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YouTube.

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They're sponsored by Bellringers.

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Bellringers?

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Yeah, Bellringers.

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It's an adapter for your bong or hookah.

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And it holds three joints, three blunts, three bowls or three dabs.

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Three dabs?

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Yeah man, three dabs.

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And check us out every Saturday on YouTube at Fried Rice Podcast, sponsored by Bellringers.

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Now we are.

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I don't mind, I like the tension building up for being honest.

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Oh are we live right now?

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Oh now we are.

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I'm freaking out.

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Oh here we go, in the mic, here we go.

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I just made sure it was working.

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Yeah.

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Oh yeah, that feels good.

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Yeah.

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And welcome to the motherfucking Bellringers special of the motherfucking Fried Rice Podcast.

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I'm your host Andy motherfucking Rice.

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Let's get fried.

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I'm scared.

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I love this fucking music.

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With me today.

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Oh, fucking switched on me.

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Right now I'm getting a different vibe.

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With me today, as always, he drove three and a half fucking weeks, four weeks to get here.

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It took him a month and a half to get here.

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It's Austin.

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He's our new social media manager, so stop sending dick pics, they're not for me.

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Foul.

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Check me out on MapleStory.

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We have, I sent a snake full of venom over to his house.

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It went into Michael's mailbox.

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He opened it up and before it could strike, he grabbed it by the neck and he said, not today Andy.

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Lucky to be alive, Larson.

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Hey everybody.

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We have two very special people with us here today, even though they're here every single week with us.

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As always is Anthony, the leader of Mojave Comedy, our one and only, I don't know, he just opened for the guy that did Cash Cab.

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What was his name?

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Ben Bailey.

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Yeah, this guy's big time motherfuckers, Mitchell.

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What up, podcast.

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Hey.

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And of course we wouldn't be here without him because he's our sponsor.

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He's our guy.

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He's grabbing his titties right now and I fucking love it.

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It is Jason, the bell ringer himself, Shaffer.

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Hi guys, my name's actually Pace.

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Okay.

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Well, uh, oh, and then, and then just a shout out to Austin's motherfucking mom.

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Oh.

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Because she just made me the cutest fucking wee beanie.

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I'm wearing it right now.

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We have our video on Instagram.

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Look for our shit on fried rice podcast.com.

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We have a fucking number.

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We'll call that shit.

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Leave us voicemails.

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Bell ringer motherfucker.

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Austin's mom motherfucker.

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All right.

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That was the intro.

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I got nothing else.

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What's up guys?

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Hey, what's going on?

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What's happening?

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Is this still live?

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Yeah, we're still going.

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Should I put my clothes on or do I leave them off?

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Beautiful.

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I figured so.

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Sounds about right with you guys.

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Man.

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So we got three baby jeeters it looks like in that thing.

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Yeah.

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One of them is like crazy powerful.

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Well, good.

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Cause we're all about that.

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Oh, okay.

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We're not.

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I thought this was fried rice podcast.

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Not fucking weird podcast.

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Yeah.

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So I got to drive you home.

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I don't care.

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I'll drive us home, but I smoke weed in my sleep.

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It's like breathing oxygen to me.

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And of course Jason's kidding.

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Cause here on fried rice podcast, everyone that comes over and does the podcast ends

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up spending the night or taking an Uber.

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Awesome.

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Fuck yes.

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I just didn't want to act like a fan.

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I'm a stalker basically.

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So swim fan I think is my favorite stalker.

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Swing fans.

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Swim fan.

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Do you remember that one?

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I don't watch TV or movies.

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Well, that's a weird stance to take.

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On a movie podcast.

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Oh, I thought we were for gay fucking.

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Okay.

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My bad.

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I thought I was here for the gang bang.

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I should have been Jason problematic safer.

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Jason going to get me fucking canceled.

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How much does Andy suck on big sponsors titties and let him get away with murder?

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Not that.

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Cause I thought it was gang bang.

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I didn't say the word you thought I said.

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It was gang bang.

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Got it.

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Let's hope this podcast does not test your editing skills too much Andy.

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No, no, I'll be fine.

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I leave this shit as it is because you know what I've started to realize honestly when

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it comes to this podcast, when it comes to fucking everything, not only if people give

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a shit, I don't care.

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No, if they give a shit means they're watching bro.

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If I would rather be talked about.

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Yeah.

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Like Hans Kim got on the news because he made that Matthew Perry joke.

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Right?

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Like fuck.

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Yeah.

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Good for him.

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So we are doing the gang bang and then we'll make that a real big podcast.

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I'm just wondering because I, like I said, got my shirt off.

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I'm the only one.

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It's weird.

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See, I don't like that.

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They appropriated the word gang for gang bang.

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I should have been called like a group pounding or something like something more gender neutral.

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Homeless.

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Or because gang is really a masculine.

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There's like how many female gangs are there besides like in Greece, the pink ladies.

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That's the only one I can think of.

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Part of them.

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Oh, the sharks or jets.

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Well, I don't know what you're talking about.

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I don't watch movies or.

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That was a very direct reference to that dance fight from, what movie is that?

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I don't know.

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Sharks and jets and they meet off and they're snacking.

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Is that it?

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Oh my God.

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I wasn't even alive at that time.

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Good job.

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Way to come in with the agent.

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No, I mean, Moses was your best friend.

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Fuck.

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Oh, are we supposed to make those sounds too?

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Because you're not even really laughing.

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You're literally sitting straight up and just going.

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So.

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Buttons.

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We have a bell ringer here with three baby cheaters in it.

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And it is already.

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We're six minutes in.

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And I'm fucked up.

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It's the warm up.

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Please.

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No, no, no.

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Listen, I made your ice.

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This is fried rice podcast.

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I don't quit.

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I'm so excited.

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You don't quit.

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I feel bad for Anthony and Austin who don't smoke because you're not getting fucked up.

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You haven't said a fucking word since you've had all that smoke blown into your face.

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I keep blowing it.

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Yeah.

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I'm like, oh.

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Watch that Hawaiian when he gets.

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You guys don't.

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Oh, no, buddy.

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You're going to live for a while.

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What did you say about the lines?

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I said he's going to have to watch that Hawaiian when he gets home.

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He's like contemplating that right now.

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Yeah.

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You don't have enough to car.

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Because I know is that this was a field sobriety test.

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You would fail.

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Just like it is a fact of being in the room.

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So that's the pre heater.

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We call it the.

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That's the pre the appetizer.

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Well, we got four names for the bell ringers.

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It's the fucking.

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Hi.

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First of all, this is gun.

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Now, this is where you want to stop because you don't want to smoke the filter.

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Yeah.

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Well, I'm all down for sucking on something hard and get my mouth and swallowing, but not

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when it's paper.

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Oh, here's the thing.

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I'm not going to get my mouth and swallow it.

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I'm going to get my mouth and swallow it.

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It's paper.

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Oh, here, buddy.

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I'm sorry.

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Get it out of there.

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That or you just do this.

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Okay.

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Or you just set them all in there or you can be really crazy with it and turn them upside

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down.

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Oh, my God.

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They're going.

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Well, a good thing your carpets part of the show.

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Okay.

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On fire.

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No, it's just trying to light my shit on fire.

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My couch on fire.

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I'll also show you that this particular one is one that you can.

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The shock.

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But yeah.

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Yeah, you're just gonna rinse it off with your spit after and then you put it in somebody else's mouth

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Well, no, I'm not gonna touch that

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I mean if there's one thing, you know, Howie Mandel. Oh, I've got a little bit of that like

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This gangbang starts

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If I sign up for a gangbang, I know what I'm getting. Oh, I have gloves. I have sanitizer wipes

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I'm fucking a mess. I've got everything I need for a game because I don't need to use my mouth

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I don't need to use my hands it other than to you know, it's a lot to something right for bracing myself

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It's obviously sounds like it won't know not necessarily. You're just doing like a pure out money shot. Yeah, I just hold

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I just whatever blasted pure out there. What's I don't think you can wash this dirt off, but look at that

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That's motorcycle mechanic dead hands. Yeah, that's gonna be so dirty inside you

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anyway, this has been the most just

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outright just just gayest opening and I can't say that well, no, but I just it's just I

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Say I want I want to say right here at the top that I absolutely

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Am an ally to LGBTQ community our FML fail. I hate that shit. I hate the alphabet joke

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I don't even understand. Yes, you fucking do. I hate that shit so much. The alphabet joke is so done

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It's like the I identify as an attack helicopter thing. You do like so

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2000 and late I mean if you're gonna come up with that's

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That appropriately right now because that's what it was for I would say this if you're going to go after the gay community

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Then I think you got to be more creative now nowadays. I'm not saying attack them

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I'm saying just couple of jokes that even they would find funny just like that's what relates like I think

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Book of Mormon is the perfect demonstration on how to make fun of someone and have your audience and have the pure target

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love it too, and so I think like they don't that the whole like

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LGBTQ is just you know identifiers right just it's an acronym. We don't give I hop any shit

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Why would we give that any shit? We don't call it I hop

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Elemental P, you know, well, there's already P but sorry. I'm not coming at you hard. Oh, are you talking to me?

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Cuz I wouldn't know I

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Literally was thought you're talking to

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Me this is actually a good opening because there is a little bit of that in this movie

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Oh boy little LGBT actually did you not watch the movie?

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Who's never mind? Well, I'm seeing that there their captain or whatever the one that has her

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Oh because it's a so I actually read a trivia spoiler alert for the movie

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But it was that John Carpenter said that he was even considering them to have a relationship

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the two of them the girl the blonde one, what's her name Natalie Natasha Hendridge?

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Henstridge and

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Pamela Greer Greer

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Greer

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Yeah, exactly. That's a that's what I

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Decided against it. He also decided against just I read this recently today making a good movie making it making it half musical

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Where all the flashbacks would have been LL Cool J rapping? Oh

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Rapping to the oh dude that would have made it so much better. Yeah, but then but then

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Jason state that was his whole I can hate it outright

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So anybody know what else John

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Yeah, but anyway, why don't we John Carpenter was famous for Halloween

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Which incidentally I play Michael Myers every year for the last 23 years. You look like a Mike Myers guy

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I have a face for radio. They've said it. I'm not saying face wise we never for print

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Funny looking so yeah

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Let's get into the wall. This is probably the most

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Monumentous version of what are we smoking because there's a lot we've already killed

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Three baby jeeters. They're done. We kill them in the first six minutes had a tense

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topic talk about LGBT rights

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Which doesn't happen on the show I never get into this shit

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I usually just shut it down and then we move on so you got to keep your pants on well

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They're underpants. I got well, are you gonna get progressively more naked?

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I don't know not even recording it

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I know

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So our first shirtless guest it is our first shirtless gift the first

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Pressure yeah, I would hope

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We got Brent Chrisler's so I

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You just took a shoe

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Can feel at home, man. I'm sorry. Maybe don't make it so homie. I mean if it wasn't so inviting

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No, I know I understand. I don't know what I do. No sir. I will not be on video doing this

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Because then you're gonna be famous like I'm fucking known listen, you know, you ever seen the movie dirt diggler listen

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I'll take this right now

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I'm not buying your shit Jason because just moments ago before this even started

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You're like you were desperate to get that GoPro up because you want to be on film

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You want to expose that fucking mug of yours for some reason some part of you looks in the mirror and says the world needs

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To see this and I I listen I don't question it. I feel like I should be on a couch

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Can I lay back I'm actually looking at your tats. I haven't given it a sense. What do you got going on tat wise?

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What's this over here? It looks like a tattoo. All right. Yeah, it's my only tattoo that I didn't pick out

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so it looks like a jack-in-the-box with a

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clown a

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Two-faced clown in a straight jacket coming out with some brass knuckles a syringe a

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hammer straight edge razor straight edge razor, sorry

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I see

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And then the my mom takes lethal injection

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She actually thinks is like oh you're doing needles heroin. It's I'm like no mom

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It's the box if it's open people die

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Not that I've done anything like that, but so 30th and 31st birthday

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Yeah, I said the buddy sticks the guy that tattoos me draw someone there

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So I know I'm not in control of this life anymore. I just lost my wife

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She had a baby with another man cheated on me long story short on Christmas Day. It was a sad story, but now

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What we've come from there is now if the right arm hits you you're dead

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I'm gonna turn my iPhone locator on

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I was about to say speaking of mom

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Speaking of moms this this fucking beanies real nice. Let me call mine and tell her where I'm at and who I'm with

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What's the matter? I thought this was a gangbang like we have a dominator

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I'm sorry, so let's see the water be smoking. I brought I mean I got some some stuff at THC

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I got some stardust. Oh gee. It's an indica

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I've got

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Some what is this la kush sounds good?

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I got some some leftover that cucumber stuff. I think cucumber melon. What do we have cucumber lime?

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Yeah, yeah that stuff and I brought that joint, but it's not what's on the label

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It's not a stizzy

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40s or

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Well, it looks I think it's oregano

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It looks good, but how can you tell there's no wait cuz that look any different than those no right?

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These are all different. I like the packaging can't tell and he said it didn't even belong in this package

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So I like the word package look I get I get

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Never in this podcast history if I if I had to if I had to double take so many gay innuendos from a guest

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First of all, they're not gay. They're lbgq. We're all one

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Elemethyl

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Yes rolling on the floor, too

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Oh my goodness. Yeah

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Again, I want to stress. I'm an ally

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I want rights in every department

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I'm a lesbian in a man's body. I want to be a lesbian in a man's body

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I want to be a lesbian in a man's body

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I want to be a lesbian in a man's body

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I want to be a lesbian in a man's body

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I want to be a lesbian in a man's body. I totally agree with having sex with women

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That's an edit. I don't even fuck do I just leave it let you to hang yourself or do I?

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Or do I edit it out to make us all look good? I don't know what to do

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You don't have to do anything you don't want to do

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The creative progress is tough

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He's like South Park

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People will hear that and be like oh that's just face

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They're gonna be like yo that is totally fuck face now

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This is a new character that was back in the day when I was married

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Yeah, his name was fuck face because when he got introduced I felt like hey my name's Jerry

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And I'm here to get queerly

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Oh

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That was your opening line? Yeah, well if you don't how many dad bots were in that?

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I gotta say I got it listen. I'm honest on this show. I don't know anything but

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I fucking love it

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I hate all of this gay stuff that you're doing. I hope it can do

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Can we move on from it and do anything else?

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I don't know why we are doing it in the first place

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You're doing it. I'm Jerry. I'm queerly

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You came out of your mouth

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I'm being me bud

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Keep your pants cool

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That's gonna be the key

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I've never lost control of my own home like this before

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Oh my god this is your house I love it

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I've been invaded by a

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He represents what the bell ringer does to your band

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Wait we haven't even started with that but I want to start hitting the bell ringer

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Yeah let's get more high I think that is the answer

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I know that sounded sarcastic but here on Fried Rice Podcast

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That was a genuine answer

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Maybe we can move through this

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While you're doing that why don't you tell us about the new bell ringer

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Yes so it is a triple adapter for your bong or hookah

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The smaller ones for your hookah

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But now what we've tried doing here at the bow

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I thought you said you didn't like touching things and you're touching things

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Anyways

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Whatever

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All I know is there's a lot of weed about to be smoked

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I'm not even a representative of the bell ringer right now in face

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Fuckface if you're nasty

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Well that's like a reference to the Janet Jackson song

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I don't know I'm not a big Janet Jackson fan

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Do I look like a big Janet Jackson fan

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Oh no my name ain't baby it's Janet

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When you come in here is it the Marvel stuff

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The

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Well I mean is it the Marvel stuff

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Are you talking to me

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Yeah yeah

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What's the question

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The DC stuff

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There is a Black Panther poster over there

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There is

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I also have Luke Cage and I also have another Black Panther

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And I have Falcon

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So I don't know what these nerds are talking about

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But there's a lot of pictures in here

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Either way all I know is

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Yes I would say to that question yes

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I like these pictures I like the new Ninja Turtle ones I just put up

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If you're listening at home which you are because we're not filming this thing

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I like the Ninja Turtle ones on the wall that I just put up

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There's a scary Satan poster on the wall right by the TV

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Well it's Hellboy it's Young Hellboy

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Oh okay I don't know comics I'm sorry

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I don't watch movies or TV

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That's from the comic and it's a real painting

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I don't read or watch movies

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I was addicted to them for one time

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At comic books

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No movies I had DVRs like six DVRs

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Who gets addicted to movies like who stops watching things

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Everybody

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Why

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You don't go out you don't shower you don't do anything

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I do all those things

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And I still enjoy watching it

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You were just a hang around

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You were like oh I like movies a little bit

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No you got to be addicted to it where you just don't stop

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Your DVRs are so full

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And I said DVRs

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They're so full that's all you spend your life doing

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Yeah

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I'm not going to drink this right now

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Can I have the period blood?

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No no I'm going to drink it later

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Oh hell

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If I had it on you want some I can put some

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Absolutely not I just didn't know if that was part of the ritual

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It's not period blood it looks like it

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I will say that what a gross way

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I was going to say like a viscous oil

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Red

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Yeah

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I don't lie here

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He may say he doesn't lie

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But I'm a tiger I'm not a lying person

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Yeah

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Person

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This is

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And that

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I honestly

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Right now I'm defragging my brain

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Trying to like

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Because right now host brain

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Fucking autism

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Andy brain and then

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Johnny

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What's happening right now is the

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Sanctity the comfort that is my home

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In my head that's just the bricks

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That I've laid there year by year just being

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Finding myself more comfortable living in here

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You're shattering it it's like you're

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Yeah you're like

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Red faction 2

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With a sledgehammer you're just going in

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And you're that's a I mean if you guys like

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Red faction 2 the video game

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From 2004 I don't

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Know but you could break

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Down you could break down walls in the game

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With a sledgehammer I didn't know anything

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Other than but what I did was feel

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So comfortable that I thought I

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Could just get naked it is uncomfortable for the

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Gang man I mean if we don't want to

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Do the gang like that's okay

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Can I get a torch I need to light this

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Crack up sure yeah

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It's not

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Crack it's PCP

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So while Andy's doing that

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Anthony who's been very

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Silent tell us a little more

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This is the quietest Anthony's ever been

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I think if this whole thing was a Polish I would

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Be less confused

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Anthony's in the corner which if you know Anthony

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At all he's so

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Out of character for him to just sit

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I'm lost man it's like another planet

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Walk in and kind of he was the first one that

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Kept standing up walking away from me

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I think you already sensed the

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Holy fuck I wasn't really

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Talking about crack but okay

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Well that's all I had

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You asked for a torch

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Oh I guess I didn't know I was at the

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No no no cause that's not the way

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We do my wax with the hell stone

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By the way I'm partnered with

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Settle down it's not like that

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I'm just about to get really fucking high and I'm already

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And I've already lost all my defenses

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You've broken into my home Jason

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You're welcome and you've destroyed my

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Sense of comfort Stop talking

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Alright let's take a hit This is my podcast

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I'm the captain now

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Look at my eyes

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Okay wow so this

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Is a real torch like you like weld

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Shit but it's like a bowl of weed

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The hell stone is the best

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It'll go out when you're done

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It tastes so good

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So I'm just gonna hit it like that

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As you see it went out

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We're not heating it up before hell stone

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You can get them in Aqua Lab technologies

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Suck suck suck suck suck okay

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Now it goes out like I said so

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You're literally taste that now

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You will taste the wax it's not gonna make you cough

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Because you're not heating it up so much

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Let's give grandpa one

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Grandpa's no cough medicine

514
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,200
I thought grandpa's cough medicine was good

515
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,200
Grandpa has three stints

516
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,200
He's sexist

517
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,200
So wake up pussy it's the 2023

518
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,200
We're not able to die

519
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,200
You had a heart attack earlier this year

520
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,200
I wouldn't doubt it I mean the guy looks like it

521
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,200
Oh shit

522
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,200
Of all the people

523
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,200
Well no all of you do

524
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,200
Besides me and Austin

525
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,200
I mean me and Austin look like we're about to fucking just like

526
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,200
I don't know rule the world

527
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,200
You look like you're about to rob a toy store

528
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,200
Is this the toy store we're talking about Austin

529
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,200
This is why I'm fucking here

530
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,200
You look like the Wet Bandits 2024

531
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,200
Not like you don't look like any

532
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,200
You're either one of them but it just looks like you'd be the one

533
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,200
foiled by a child

534
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,200
In a home alone situation

535
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,200
Shoot man I'm just a natural born

536
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,200
Killer

537
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,200
I just said the Wet Bandits

538
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,200
What is that is that a movie

539
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,200
Those are the bandits from home alone

540
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,200
There are people here that don't watch

541
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,200
I don't watch movies Oh god damn it

542
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,200
There's no way that's real

543
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,200
No I'm not buying into it

544
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,200
I'm not letting you

545
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,200
No he bought into it

546
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,200
She's feeling feisty cause he's on my right hand side this time

547
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,200
Because there was a thing where I directed all my anger forward

548
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,200
And it worked perfectly

549
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,200
You're right you've gotten through 25 minutes

550
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,200
You're welcome

551
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,200
I keep him on my side

552
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,200
I know

553
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,200
Cause you know what

554
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,200
Grand Peppy needs a nap

555
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,200
I'm feeling like he can use a nap

556
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,200
You gotta stop picking on him

557
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,200
I mean my god that's probably why he had a heart attack

558
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,200
I heard

559
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,200
Cause I feel the anger directed at me

560
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,200
And I'm just all like

561
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,200
And I spit it back out as love

562
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,200
Yeah no you're good at that

563
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,200
Well I get it I mean I took over this podcast I know

564
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,200
Hey by the way how you guys doing on Faces Podcast

565
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,200
2021

566
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,200
No I don't even know

567
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,200
That was your most creative name

568
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,200
Was first off just your name podcast

569
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,200
And then the wrong year

570
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,200
Oh I'm sorry Fried Rice is much better

571
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,200
Do we have any fried rice here

572
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,200
I'm Andy Rice

573
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,200
Oh is your last name Rice

574
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,200
Welcome to Fried Rice Podcast

575
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,200
I'm here because Austin said we're gonna fucking rob some people

576
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,200
And they got a bunch of weed

577
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,200
We're bringing Stoner Podcast back

578
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,200
Dude

579
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,200
Let's smoke a bunch of weed and hit record

580
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,200
Yeah this is the

581
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,200
This is the old school

582
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,200
Version of

583
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,200
God damn that

584
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,200
Well that's just the start

585
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,200
How Mormon you are

586
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,200
Are we still in the what are we smoking section

587
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,200
God you brought a bag you brought an ounce of weed

588
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,200
And a baggie

589
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,200
God you're one of the best guests we've ever had

590
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,200
In some regards

591
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,200
In other regards you've destroyed my sense of comfort

592
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,200
Almost as just a human

593
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,200
Okay well you just helped me

594
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,200
I thought you were

595
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,200
Holding your hand towards me

596
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,200
I don't know if we hold hands in a gangbang

597
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,200
Well he just

598
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,200
I just got my hand held by this man

599
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,200
He was halfway over his

600
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,200
He went 60%

601
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,200
I fucking hold his hand

602
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,200
I don't know what kind of podcast this is

603
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,200
We're not even recording

604
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,200
But okay

605
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,200
What are we doing next

606
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,200
Oh and I'm the guy

607
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,200
This is my shit

608
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,200
Keep your pants on

609
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,200
I thought sorry every time you adjust

610
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,200
It looks like you're dropping a trowel

611
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,200
One time you did

612
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,200
It's just what happens

613
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,200
I roll it up and

614
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,200
What do you want me to do to keep it in more

615
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,200
Alright so

616
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,200
What was that

617
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,200
What was that wax you brought

618
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,200
Oh that was called

619
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,200
Good wax

620
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,200
And then the other stuff is also called good wax

621
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,200
And I'm so old that the other stuff is

622
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,200
Good weed and weed from the dispensary

623
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,200
Is what I label these

624
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,200
Because the good weed is the street ounce

625
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,200
That someone has

626
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,200
I don't know how

627
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,200
I didn't do that

628
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,200
Street weed

629
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,200
You gotta have the street man

630
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,200
Then you have this

631
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,200
Fancy stuff

632
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,200
The jeeters and all that for the second

633
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,200
And third the dispensary and then the

634
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,200
Laboratory tested

635
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,200
Which I disagree with all of it

636
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,200
I don't think it's real

637
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,200
Like laboratory tested and stuff

638
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,200
We actually were

639
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,200
When we say percentage we say it's bullshit

640
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,200
Because here's the thing

641
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,200
Sometimes we've gotten stuff in the 20s

642
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,200
That's kicked our asses

643
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,200
Supposedly and then you get

644
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,200
25 but it's still good

645
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,200
I can shove my hand up a bull's ass

646
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,200
But I'd rather take the butcher's word

647
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,200
For it

648
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,200
That leafer's that we got the other week

649
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,200
That leafer's joint

650
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,200
It says it's

651
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,200
What was it 58%

652
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,200
Diamond and crusty

653
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,200
It destroyed us

654
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,200
It like

655
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,200
For little guys

656
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,200
For little guys you're huge

657
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,200
How am I a little guy

658
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,200
Well you're like what

659
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,200
Am I not still

660
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,200
Running a fucking podcast

661
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,200
After everything thrown at me

662
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,200
Lex Luthor

663
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,200
I mean if I'm going to be the fucking superman

664
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,200
If I needed a bald villain

665
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,200
Who's insane

666
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,200
And a business owner

667
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,200
Then here we go

668
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,200
Lex Luthor and Joker

669
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,200
Mixed together

670
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,200
I just started my second business to take over the world

671
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,200
I believe that more than anything

672
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,200
You've said about not watching movies

673
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,200
Wanting a gang bang

674
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,200
It is you

675
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,200
Directly Jason Schaefer

676
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,200
Wanting to take over the fucking world

677
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,200
That's my fake bro

678
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,200
I'm done with this shit

679
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,200
I tried giving him my business card folks

680
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,200
He grabbed my finger I think because

681
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,200
He said he's like Howie Mandel

682
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,200
He likes jerking fingers off

683
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,200
So he handed me a business card because he wants me to plug his other business

684
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,200
Which is light him up lights

685
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,200
Actually this is pretty cool because it's safety feature

686
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,200
For your bike

687
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,200
Your motorcycle

688
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,200
It's under lighting it's LEDs

689
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,200
It syncs up to your blinkers it makes you more visible

690
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,200
It's fucking cool already

691
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,200
He does none of that

692
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,200
He didn't know what it does

693
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,200
No so what it is

694
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,200
What are you marketing it wrong on Instagram

695
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,200
I'm joking that's exactly what it is

696
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,200
I was like man that was some great marketing

697
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,200
I understood exactly what the product is and I don't even own a motorcycle

698
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,200
And then immediately he's like

699
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,200
Na dog it's

700
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,200
It's like putting on your helmet it makes you look like an alien bro

701
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,200
Yeah and you fly away if you press the on button

702
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,200
No it's exactly what it is

703
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,200
It turns underglows into turn signals

704
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,200
Look it up

705
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,200
Light him up lights LHC at Instagram

706
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,200
Or the other way around

707
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,200
It's all of it

708
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,200
I don't watch movies or I'm not on the internet

709
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,200
I think you've been plugged enough

710
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,200
Why are you plugging me dude what the fuck

711
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,200
The moment that came out of my mouth

712
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,200
I came out of your mouth

713
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,200
Should I choose my words more carefully around Lex Luthor

714
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,200
Plug and came out of your mouth

715
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,200
What do you fucking expect me to do that's just comedy gold

716
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,200
After wanting not to be the gang

717
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,200
So we got good wax

718
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,200
Good wax we had some

719
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,200
We got some street weed

720
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,200
We've had so much

721
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,200
This has been the weediest

722
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,200
Just all we've done the first half hour

723
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,200
Of the show is fucking smoke

724
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,200
And all we've done is I've been attacked

725
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,200
By a

726
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,200
Super villain

727
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,200
Yeah well cause you either die a hero

728
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,200
Or die a hero

729
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,200
Or like you grandpa like me we live long enough

730
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,200
To become a villain I bet you're just grumpy

731
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,200
About everything like life you wake up pissed

732
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,200
Do I?

733
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,200
Not you

734
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,200
You're talking about the royal you

735
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,200
Grandpa he's already been labeled

736
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,200
Does everything have to be about you

737
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,200
He has been

738
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,200
Mike has been

739
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,200
We live long enough to become a villain bro life ends up hurting us

740
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,200
And breaking us down to where we're just pissed waking up

741
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,200
He wakes up the pissed

742
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,200
And we're like hey that was another gay reference

743
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,200
Why is he going there

744
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,200
That's a prostate

745
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,200
That's a prostate reference which well

746
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,200
There you go

747
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,200
As long as you don't milk it and we talk about it

748
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,200
Oh god love the milking

749
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,200
I gotta steer it that way cause

750
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,200
One of Mojave comedy's best

751
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,200
Just did the most amazing thing that any of us have done

752
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,200
So far

753
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,200
At least in my opinion

754
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,200
Opening for fucking Ben Bailey dudes

755
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,200
Like it's spill

756
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,200
Cash cab I mean I could be Ben Bailey

757
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,200
As bald as he is

758
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,200
But it was dope

759
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,200
Yeah it was great I thought I was

760
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,200
Kind of starstruck for about 30 seconds

761
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,200
And they talked my fucking ear off

762
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,200
It relaxed me and it was nice

763
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,200
He talked your ear off

764
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,200
Yes famous people will

765
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,200
That's what we do

766
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,200
We hung out with them after the show

767
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,200
A little bit backstage and we were just talking to them

768
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,200
And like just nicest fucking dude ever

769
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,200
Did you

770
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,200
Well you said this is the show

771
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,200
He wanted us to bring weed but that's kind of off

772
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,200
Dude I got you

773
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,200
You damn right

774
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,200
Do you not realize

775
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,200
You guys are all stars already

776
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,200
He was asking if anything and I was like no I don't have any

777
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,200
I should have been there dude I'm so sorry

778
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,200
Me too I was like I know some people

779
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,200
No I really should have been there I would have brought a couple jeeters

780
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,200
And we could have

781
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,200
You don't bring a couple jeeters

782
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,200
I'm sorry I was on my way to shout out

783
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,200
What day of the week was it? Thursday

784
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,200
Yeah I work on Thursdays

785
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,200
I don't work ever I own two businesses

786
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,200
I asked you if you acquired a joint for Mr. Bailey

787
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,200
I said it in those exact words

788
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,200
No it's not my thing

789
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,200
So I thought okay maybe I don't want to bring it on Anthony's behalf

790
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,200
And be like that but I totally could have

791
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,200
Rowson weeded it and I was there

792
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,200
And so could have Sean had weed on him for sure

793
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,200
That guy always had weed on him

794
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,200
He invited me to Denny's

795
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,200
Did you go?

796
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,200
Why?

797
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,200
His wife was there

798
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,200
And it's like

799
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,200
No I got this weird thing in my head

800
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,200
Of like he's doing it to be nice

801
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,200
You know what I mean? So I was like I don't want to fuck with

802
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,200
He had another guy with him and I was like

803
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,200
I don't want to fuck with their room

804
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,200
Mess up their moons over my hammy

805
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,200
And shit with my weirdness so I just fucking went home

806
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,200
That's weird

807
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,200
I would have totally got him weed

808
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,200
I had the same I had jury duty with

809
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,200
Ben Harper he's a musician

810
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,200
And he

811
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,200
I went up to him cause he

812
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,200
I recognize you

813
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,200
You spoke at my graduation cause he was like

814
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,200
From my hometown

815
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,200
And he's like yeah cool what's up kid

816
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,200
And he invited me to go

817
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,200
Pizza for lunch and I felt

818
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,200
Almost I was just like this feels like

819
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,200
He's just being polite

820
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,200
I'm okay bro I brought a lunch

821
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,200
And I was broke I didn't eat

822
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,200
I was just like you know one of those rough

823
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,200
Like 19 year old moments and I was like

824
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,200
I just went the whole day

825
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,200
I got picked for the jury

826
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,200
And I hated it

827
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,200
Oh I thought that was a clip from them

828
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,200
Well you got picked

829
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,200
I was there for a week they pay you like 12 bucks a day

830
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,200
You got picked though

831
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,200
But I skipped this last one

832
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,200
Like a couple weeks ago which I'm super happy about

833
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,200
But anyway

834
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,200
We're done with the what are we smoking

835
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,200
Section we're not done smoking

836
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,200
But we're done with the what are we

837
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,200
Smoking section but I mean

838
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,200
God fucking

839
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,200
You're just so high now

840
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,200
Again I warm

841
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,200
Just lubing it around

842
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,200
So you don't get like so high you pass out

843
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,200
Because the bell ringer has

844
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,200
Made people pass out

845
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,200
I'm never in my life

846
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,200
Oh I challenge accepted whatever you say

847
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,200
Neither am I

848
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,200
Oh god but we also need to have

849
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,200
A podcast

850
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,200
I don't even know what a podcast is I'm just

851
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,200
Being me bud you guys do your podcast thing I'll just

852
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,200
Sit here and get you high

853
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,200
Oh god I can't argue

854
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,200
I'm just gonna sit here

855
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,200
And be your weed sommelier

856
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,200
So last night I was

857
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,200
That's a very intellectual word I love your linguistics

858
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,200
I watched like four or five

859
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,200
Bloodhound gang music videos last night

860
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,200
What the hell

861
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,200
See what I'm saying

862
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,200
Fuck me that was just being a nowhere

863
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,200
And I'm the one doing this gay shit

864
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,200
Man they did some funny videos

865
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,200
Did they bang it out

866
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,200
No the porno one

867
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,200
Jacy Lane

868
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,200
So that should be your theme song

869
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,200
Honestly

870
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,200
Mom and dad this is Jacy

871
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,200
This is my mom and dad

872
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,200
And it's just a picture of Mike

873
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,200
You titty hot a bitch

874
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,200
You titty hot a bitch

875
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,200
That's your mixtape

876
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,200
Is that your Ralph Wiggum song

877
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,200
Ralph Wiggum song

878
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,200
Yeah their entire song is Ralph Wiggum

879
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,200
No but I found

880
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,200
A death metal band called

881
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,200
Oakley Doakley last night

882
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,200
Oh they all dress up like Ned Flanders

883
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,200
That's true

884
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,200
Not too hard

885
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,200
Yes

886
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,200
Beautiful clean titty

887
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,200
And you get more than one off of each one

888
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,200
So I'm just saying

889
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,200
This is a great podcast

890
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,200
Getting higher

891
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,200
Oh no he already said never in my life

892
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,200
Oh watch

893
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,200
The only goal I had today when I told Austin

894
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,200
He was like yo we're gonna go rob these people

895
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,200
They got a bunch of weed I was like I just wanna get them so high they pass out

896
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,200
And then we'll just

897
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,200
In my mind I'm doing the math

898
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,200
Can Anthony and Mike and me

899
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,200
Pass my limit of being high

900
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,200
And hopefully Austin

901
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,200
Stop you on full blown

902
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,200
Crystal meth from robbing us

903
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,200
Because I feel like

904
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,200
You got crystal meth where the fuck is it guys

905
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,200
You're gonna reach into your pocket

906
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,200
And pound into your face and say time to rob these

907
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,200
You're gonna throw your pants on the ground

908
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,200
Whip Anthony in the face with your dick

909
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,200
And then take all my movie posters

910
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,200
Did you tell them what our plan was?

911
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,200
No I'm serious but I'll fucking fuck you up right now

912
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,200
Whatever you do start playing Night Ranger

913
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,200
Are you a rat Austin?

914
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,200
That is verbatim what I texted you last night

915
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,200
Let's play some Sister Christian

916
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,200
And set up for a minute

917
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,200
And get a butt plug that we call the bell ringer

918
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,200
It's not really a bell ringer

919
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,200
I will endorse that innuendo

920
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,200
Because they do look like butt plugs

921
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,200
His invention the bell ringer

922
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,200
It sucks man listen we tried

923
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,200
Rescalpting it and stuff to make it look like a ding ding

924
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,200
A bell like you know

925
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,200
But no matter what when you set them up

926
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,200
Well they're for breast cancer awareness

927
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,200
Mine are usually brown and red but those are pink

928
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,200
Breast cancer awareness but

929
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,200
Yeah we did that

930
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,200
Listen I gave this guy 35 minutes of just

931
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,200
Uninterrupted

932
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,200
This

933
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,200
And that was the worst thing that's been said so far

934
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,200
On the show Anthony I'm going to give it to you

935
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,200
Pick your moments You're diabolical

936
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,200
You're the real super villain you're the real Lex Luthor

937
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,200
Because you're also bald

938
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,200
And when you pick your moments

939
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,200
You told me what to do I did it

940
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,200
You're what amazing Lex

941
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,200
So what we could I mean this is

942
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,200
Anyway I bloodhound gang

943
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,200
I covered that that was a note I wanted to make

944
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,200
For some reason in my mind

945
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,200
Can we talk about the movie?

946
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,200
Was there a movie? Yeah

947
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,200
I thought we were here for a movie because now purposely

948
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,200
I want to go on another fucking tangent

949
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,200
Shit

950
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,200
Oh yeah did I talk last week

951
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,200
About how much Temu I bought?

952
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,200
Temu

953
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,200
Mine hasn't come yet

954
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,200
But I went on

955
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,200
Is it Temu because it's

956
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,200
T-E-M-U

957
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,200
Yeah that would be Temu

958
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,200
I thought it was T-E-2-E's

959
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,200
Well you just spelled it right

960
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,200
I thought it would still be Temu

961
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,200
Shamu

962
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,200
I thought those were Temu's

963
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,200
It wouldn't change it

964
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,200
Are there commercials?

965
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,200
Oh yeah I've skipped them

966
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,200
The games

967
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,200
You're a game man

968
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,200
And they have that weird girl go

969
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,200
If you ordered that you get the free Temu

970
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,200
Is it TikToks or something?

971
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,200
Video games

972
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,200
You guys must not really be gamers then

973
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,200
Because me and him are talking about like a Yahtzee

974
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,200
Toy Blast

975
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,200
This ain't the real stuff they really show you

976
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,200
That's a fancy one

977
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,200
I just want to hear the fucking name

978
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,200
That last 30 seconds

979
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,200
Whatever noise just happened

980
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,200
No one at home was going to fucking understand

981
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,200
I'm right here and it was this, this and this

982
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,200
Nothing

983
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,200
Just real quick

984
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,200
They just said it

985
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,200
I said Temu I think

986
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,200
Can you please play a real commercial

987
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,200
Because me and him know

988
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,200
This is an official from the fucking company

989
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,200
That's what I meant

990
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,200
They don't show those commercials

991
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,200
You know what I'm talking about

992
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,200
Fine, fine, fine

993
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,200
Well it's the one where me and him see it all the fucking time

994
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,200
The same way

995
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,200
This one is the compilation

996
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:22,200
She just said it

997
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,200
She said it

998
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,200
Did anyone catch it?

999
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,200
I don't know I was too busy hearing it and thought it

1000
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:36,200
Temu

1001
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:40,200
She just said Temu

1002
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,200
That's her dialect

1003
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,200
Temu just wait

1004
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,200
Everybody

1005
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,200
Chill for just one fucking second

1006
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,200
For god sake the entire point

1007
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,200
Of this fucking video

1008
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,200
Is to hear her fucking say the word

1009
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,200
Will you all

1010
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,200
For the love of god be quiet for one second

1011
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,200
Temu

1012
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,200
Temu

1013
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,200
Temu is what she fucking says

1014
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,200
Temu is what she fucking says

1015
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,200
The company that made it

1016
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,200
It's a Chinese company

1017
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,200
Can you do a three seconds

1018
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,200
Yeah, can you do three seconds before that

1019
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,200
Where she goes

1020
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,200
Right, right

1021
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,200
So it's not, it's just her dialect

1022
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,200
Go before it, watch what else she says with a T

1023
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,200
Let's do that

1024
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,200
Free returns, let's hear her say free returns

1025
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,200
Free returns

1026
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,200
Hold on, hold on, you guys are

1027
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,200
I feel like maybe borderline racist

1028
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,200
With this

1029
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,200
Because I'm clearly understanding

1030
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,200
I'm clearly understanding

1031
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,200
You guys, I pulled up an English ad

1032
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,200
With someone in America

1033
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,200
Playing the company, we were about to hear it

1034
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,200
It was great, and then you guys started

1035
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,200
Fucking yelling, this ain't the one I seen on my phone

1036
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,200
This ain't the one I seen

1037
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,200
So I find the

1038
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,200
Fucking compilation

1039
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,200
The moment we hear an authentic Chinese person

1040
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,200
From the company

1041
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,200
Say the word, you guys come out of fucking nowhere

1042
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,200
And attack me, fuck you

1043
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,200
Fuck you, fuck you for not standing up for me

1044
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,200
And fuck you for not standing up for me

1045
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,200
It's Temu, I shopped too much

1046
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,200
At Temu this week

1047
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,200
Fuck all of you, moving on

1048
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,200
Let's talk about the movie, it was Ghost of Mars

1049
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,200
Directed by John Carpenter

1050
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,200
2001

1051
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,200
Starring

1052
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,200
Starring

1053
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,200
Ice Cube, Natasha Hensrich

1054
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,200
Whatever her name is

1055
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,200
From Species

1056
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,200
And

1057
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,200
Jocelyn Jason Statham

1058
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,200
His first on screen kiss

1059
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,200
That is not Jason Statham

1060
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,200
But anyway, it is

1061
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,200
No, that's some other dude, that's his third kiss

1062
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,200
What, okay, no, no, no

1063
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,200
Explain, explain

1064
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,200
I'll explain, because this is my wife

1065
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,200
And I've been sitting here watching this movie

1066
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,200
I know, he always brings notes

1067
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,200
He's the only one that brings, well, no, he brings notes

1068
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,200
Actually, he's disconcerting

1069
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,200
He's prepared

1070
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,200
It was his hair

1071
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,200
That shit's ridiculous

1072
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,200
It didn't look like him though, so he'd talk

1073
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,200
It was like his third cousin

1074
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,200
Talking, it wasn't like

1075
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,200
Everybody else looks just like the

1076
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,200
Ice Cube, that's fucking Ice Cube

1077
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,200
Natasha Hensrich, that's Natasha Hensrich

1078
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,200
Jason Statham, I don't know who the fuck that is

1079
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,200
That's not Jason Statham

1080
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,200
That's Jason Statham's

1081
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,200
Third cousin once removed

1082
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,200
It's like a

1083
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,200
Like a moonlighting Bruce Willis

1084
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,200
Yeah, it's uncomfortable

1085
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,200
A Seagram's wine cooler

1086
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,200
Or a Bruno

1087
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,200
The album

1088
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,200
It was actually literally uncomfortable to watch

1089
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,200
Because you kept

1090
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,200
Sorry, I know too much about Bruce Willis

1091
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,200
Talking about Bruno

1092
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,200
That's a fucking deep cut

1093
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,200
Talking about Bruno, hold on, I'm going to look that up real quick

1094
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,200
But that's a great point

1095
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,200
I like your Jason Statham take

1096
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,200
That was his musical alias

1097
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,200
Talking about Bruno?

1098
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,200
We don't talk about Bruno

1099
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,200
Oh, you're talking about Icanto

1100
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,200
No

1101
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,200
Bruce Willis

1102
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,200
What is the movie called?

1103
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,200
Or he's Bruno

1104
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,200
Bruce Willis had an alter ego as a musician named Bruno

1105
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,200
Sure

1106
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,200
And he was a musician named Bruno

1107
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,200
It's like fucking Garth Groves

1108
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,200
Right now organically

1109
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,200
In real life's conversations

1110
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,200
Say, let's talk about Bruno

1111
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,200
Yeah

1112
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,200
You said let's talk about Bruno

1113
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,200
When there's a very famous

1114
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,200
Almost Oscar winning song called

1115
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,200
We don't talk about Bruno

1116
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,200
From the movie

1117
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,200
Talk about him as Bruno

1118
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,200
That's a deep cut to talk about him as Bruno

1119
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,200
You literally said let's talk about Bruno

1120
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,200
That's a funny

1121
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,200
I'm just saying

1122
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,200
Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker

1123
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,200
The right 12 year old girl would have misunderstood completely

1124
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,200
What is going on in this thing?

1125
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,200
I thought we were here to talk about movies

1126
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,200
We are

1127
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,200
We are talking about several movies

1128
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,200
I don't watch movies

1129
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,200
He played the harmonica shit

1130
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,200
He went around LA and played

1131
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,200
Gigs I think

1132
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,200
So okay, we got also Clea Duvall

1133
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,200
Who I absolutely love

1134
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,200
From not only faculty

1135
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,200
But also

1136
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,200
But I'm a cheerleader

1137
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,200
Which is a great movie

1138
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,200
Have you guys seen But I'm a Cheerleader?

1139
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,200
The faculty

1140
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,200
It's about aliens in the street

1141
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,200
It's got Jason

1142
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,200
30 days and nights

1143
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,200
Josh Hartnett

1144
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,200
Clea Duvall

1145
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,200
A couple other people

1146
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,200
The only thing I remember from that is Harvey Danger

1147
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,200
Was on that movie

1148
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,200
Grandpa does joints so that's a cigarette for him

1149
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,200
You getting diamonds now

1150
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,200
Up into the big boy categories

1151
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,200
This is all before we hit the bell ringer

1152
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,200
Good, I feel like my brain is warming up

1153
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,200
Like butter

1154
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,200
Like a melting wax

1155
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,200
It's so funny

1156
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,200
You go to a movie like this

1157
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,200
We're watching this movie

1158
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,200
We're looking at Natasha Anstrich thinking of her

1159
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,200
She ended up with two kids

1160
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,200
From the other cop

1161
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,200
I can't remember his name

1162
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,200
He never played anything else after this

1163
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,200
He became a Hollywood husband

1164
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,200
Not Jason Statham

1165
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,200
The other cop

1166
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,200
He's got time

1167
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,200
Chris Pratt was a Hollywood husband for a while

1168
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,200
This dude, no, but now he left her

1169
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,200
He married some other actors

1170
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,200
He's been like for 20 years

1171
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,200
He did this movie and then nothing for 20 years

1172
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,200
Except

1173
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,200
Fuck these girls

1174
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,200
I was a hobby lobby husband for a while

1175
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,200
I know how it feels

1176
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,200
One of the side actors that I

1177
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,200
Took notice of

1178
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,200
Was Louis from Revenge of the Nerds

1179
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,200
He was one of the train conductors

1180
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,200
The main guy from Revenge of the Nerds

1181
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,200
He's also Lizzie McGuire's dad

1182
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,200
He's one of the train conductors

1183
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,200
I noticed him and I was like

1184
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,200
Hope nothing bad happens

1185
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,200
Tim really liked the dude

1186
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,200
Literally

1187
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,200
Just towards

1188
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,200
I'm like cool, he's going to make it

1189
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,200
He leans his head out like a fucking moron

1190
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,200
One of those

1191
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,200
Zombies

1192
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,200
Really, really strong

1193
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,200
Really accurate

1194
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,200
Buzzsaw like aim

1195
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,200
Threw a blade and sliced his neck open

1196
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,200
That is so weird that they have so many saw blades in that movie

1197
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,200
Because there's no fucking trees on Mars

1198
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,200
Oh there's no oxygen on Mars

1199
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,200
Whatever

1200
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,200
With the whole fucking movie shit

1201
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,200
No, no, no, no, it's 2179

1202
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,200
So now there's oxygen

1203
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,200
And gravity

1204
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,200
They said literally that it's in the middle of terraforming

1205
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,200
And that's why they had the breathers

1206
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,200
If you had to go

1207
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,200
Remember 10 years ago we had to use full masks

1208
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,200
So we're already moving forward

1209
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,200
And in another 50 years

1210
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,200
I think Kohagen already operated that machine

1211
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,200
Here

1212
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,200
We got two

1213
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,200
That was Kohagen

1214
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,200
From Total Recall

1215
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,200
They had that machine that made oxygen

1216
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,200
Maybe that happened before this

1217
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,200
This is a sequel to Total Recall

1218
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,200
Kohagen already activated the machine

1219
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,200
It's pretty good

1220
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,200
I can breathe now

1221
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,200
So what do you think

1222
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,200
First off of the Total Recall reboot

1223
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,200
I didn't see it

1224
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,200
But it's probably bad

1225
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,200
What? With Colin Farrell?

1226
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,200
It was good

1227
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,200
I liked it

1228
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,200
What's his name? Cranston right?

1229
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,200
I liked it

1230
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,200
Because it had a drop hole or something

1231
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,200
I think it was closer to the short story

1232
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,200
I read the short story, it's pretty good

1233
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,200
But not to talk about gang bangs again

1234
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,200
But there was a drop hole

1235
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,200
There was a what? There was a drop hole

1236
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,200
In that move out

1237
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,200
Where a bunch of men went inside

1238
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,200
Why the fuck do we keep coming around

1239
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,200
At this

1240
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,200
Jesus

1241
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,200
You've lost control

1242
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,200
I love Cleandoval is what I was saying

1243
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,200
But I'm a Cheerleader is a really underrated

1244
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,200
Independent movie about cheerleader

1245
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,200
Who

1246
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,200
Is obviously gay

1247
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:52,200
She just won't admit it

1248
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,200
Like to herself

1249
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,200
But her parents suspect it

1250
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,200
Her coach suspects it

1251
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,200
And so they send her to a conversion camp

1252
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,200
And then she discovers

1253
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,200
I think that's why you like that movie

1254
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,200
It's like an Andy Rice auto bio

1255
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,200
Wait, okay that's

1256
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,200
I wasn't saying thank you to that

1257
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,200
I was saying thank you to

1258
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,200
Having the joint pass to me

1259
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,200
What I mean to say to that

1260
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,200
Is

1261
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,200
No

1262
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,200
It's just a good movie

1263
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,200
And Cleandoval is one of the

1264
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,200
Other lesbian chicks who's there

1265
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,200
Trying to be quote unquote converted

1266
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,200
But what's great about the movie is that it's sort of like a rebellion movie

1267
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,200
Like almost like a prison riot movie

1268
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,200
In a way where they rebel against this camp

1269
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,200
And really just

1270
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,200
They are who they are

1271
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,200
And they end up just embracing that

1272
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,200
Instead of it working

1273
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,200
You know like

1274
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,200
Becoming straight by the end of it

1275
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,200
It's not a pro conversion movie

1276
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,200
It's definitely a like fuck that shit kind of thing

1277
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,200
So I like it

1278
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,200
It's a good movie, well anyway she's in that

1279
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,200
Jason Statham we all love because of

1280
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,200
The transporter series

1281
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,200
Prank and snatch

1282
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,200
This is not happening, no

1283
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,200
I think you have to

1284
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,200
We're gonna die

1285
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,200
Oh my god you're gonna end this

1286
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,200
This is the start of the bell ringer

1287
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,200
If I have to have these two

1288
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,200
That's what I was wondering

1289
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,200
I don't know if you guys are cops

1290
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,200
That's why I'm making sure you guys are

1291
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,200
These guys look like he's undercover at

1292
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,200
Thank you

1293
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,200
At a club med somewhere

1294
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,200
He got deputized

1295
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,200
Oh I love Hawaii Five

1296
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,200
Okay I got this

1297
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,200
It's like these guys are on a podcast

1298
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,200
Called White Rice and they're not

1299
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,200
Even smoking weed

1300
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,200
Well he's a guest

1301
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,200
Oh I thought you were a regular on this show

1302
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,200
Makes sense

1303
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,200
Now

1304
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,200
What I mean by this is you're starting the bell ringer

1305
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,200
So now you're getting used to

1306
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,200
Having three different ways of smoking

1307
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,200
Marijuana going into your

1308
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,200
Lungs

1309
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,200
You're not gonna blow this smoke away

1310
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,200
So Austin you're trying to

1311
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,200
Wave the fan, I'm literally gonna have so much

1312
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,200
Smoke in here, this will be the first

1313
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,200
Ever fried rice podcast

1314
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,200
I might have to physically just for my throat sake

1315
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,200
Take a couple minutes

1316
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,200
Why do you keep talking weird man

1317
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,200
Just say you gotta take a break, you don't have to tell me about your throat

1318
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,200
Oh

1319
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,200
Well he made a point to go, my throat sake

1320
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,200
I'm like, in a gang bang you gotta get used to this

1321
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,200
What's the thing

1322
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,200
You saying it

1323
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,200
I'm just talking about this

1324
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,200
Why do you gotta break, that's not

1325
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,200
The bell ringers is not

1326
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,200
Sponsoring pussies

1327
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,200
Again

1328
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,200
This, you gotta realize

1329
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,200
We're gonna do a dab, a blunt, and a bowl of weed

1330
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,200
That the three forms

1331
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,200
That you could do the marijuana

1332
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,200
I could put a pin in one of these motherfuckers

1333
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,200
And do it, so like vape it and stuff too

1334
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,200
Yeah, you can do all that

1335
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,200
And what that does is take you to a level

1336
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,200
Where you end up becoming the host of a podcast

1337
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,200
Listen, I didn't know this was gonna be

1338
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,200
Bell ringer the infomercial

1339
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,200
I'm okay with it, no, look I'm not saying

1340
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,200
I didn't know, I knew we were gonna talk about it a little bit

1341
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:04,200
I didn't know that we were gonna do

1342
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,200
51 minutes of just Andy getting

1343
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,200
Higher than he's ever been in his life

1344
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,200
All because he invited the Joker over

1345
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,200
Who, the Lex Luthor motherfucker

1346
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:14,200
I heard it was a podcast

1347
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,200
They can't see you

1348
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,200
They don't even know you're high

1349
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,200
Oh they know

1350
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,200
If they've listened to the show

1351
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,200
I'm pretty sure

1352
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,200
This is the least I've ever spoken in my life

1353
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,200
And now I feel like I'm

1354
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,200
Talking slow

1355
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,200
Oh, the least

1356
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,200
You made it through your three cast members

1357
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,200
So far

1358
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,200
For what

1359
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,200
Oh, Natasha Hensrich

1360
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,200
We got Ice Cube

1361
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,200
That was cool

1362
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,200
Ice Cube playing James

1363
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,200
Desolation Williams

1364
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,200
The best name ever

1365
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,200
What a fucking badass nickname

1366
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,200
Because here's what desolation means, I googled it

1367
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,200
It means a state of complete

1368
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,200
Emptiness or destruction

1369
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,200
And if that doesn't describe what

1370
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,200
His soul was, well at least what they

1371
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,200
Were trying to portray

1372
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,200
He kind of said it

1373
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,200
What I gotta be

1374
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,200
Yeah, he's a fucking

1375
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,200
I like it

1376
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,200
He's a killer

1377
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,200
He's killed people in self defense

1378
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,200
But not for no reason

1379
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,200
He's not a good guy

1380
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,200
No, he's not a bad guy

1381
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,200
Antihero

1382
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,200
He's surviving

1383
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,200
If you listened to last week's episode

1384
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,200
We talked about the way the gun

1385
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,200
Poor innocent fucking pregnant woman

1386
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,200
Who got caught up in the middle of a

1387
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,200
Kidnapping thing and was like shot at

1388
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,200
And had to like defend herself with a

1389
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,200
Shotgun at one point

1390
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,200
Austin and Mike were so fucking

1391
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,200
Quick to paint her as a

1392
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,200
Villain right out the gate

1393
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,200
I say Ice Cube

1394
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,200
Who's killed motherfuckers

1395
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,200
In cold blood

1396
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,200
James Desolation Williams

1397
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,200
Painted to be the bad guy

1398
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,200
Slash like

1399
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,200
Antihero

1400
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,200
You're like, not a bad guy

1401
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,200
Not a good guy, but not a bad guy

1402
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,200
Pregnant woman, that bitch ruined

1403
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,200
Everything

1404
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,200
Ice Cube

1405
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,200
He's cool, whatever

1406
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,200
Moral of that story was

1407
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,200
Don't automatically paint

1408
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,200
Someone out to be a villain

1409
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,200
Yeah, don't turn this

1410
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,200
Around on you

1411
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:28,200
This is not you

1412
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,200
That's not, that's like it carried away

1413
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,200
You're a monster

1414
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,200
And you know it

1415
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,200
Only on TV

1416
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,200
I play a character, that's what we all do

1417
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,200
Yeah

1418
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,200
Mine's just a weirdo

1419
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,200
They should have just named the guy Ice Cube

1420
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,200
In this movie

1421
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,200
They should have just named it Ice Cube

1422
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,200
But anyway, if you're not gonna watch

1423
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,200
I'm like Doughboy in space

1424
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:56,200
That's what I'm gonna call his movie

1425
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,200
Doughboy in space

1426
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,200
I'm a hard-hitting fool

1427
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,200
They locked me up

1428
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:04,200
That's Doughboy

1429
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,200
I read that John Carpenter said

1430
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,200
Now this sounds like bullshit to me

1431
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,200
Because it sounds like they had a lot of problems on set

1432
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,200
Like Natasha Henstridge

1433
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,200
Right before filming joined

1434
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,200
Like one week before, right?

1435
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,200
Oh, okay

1436
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,200
Jesus, what are you talking to me?

1437
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,200
I thought I had to explain the water thing

1438
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,200
If you need the water, it's more complicated

1439
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:26,200
You don't have to worry about it

1440
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,200
This gangbanger's happening

1441
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,200
So he said that Natasha Henstridge

1442
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,200
So she joined right before him

1443
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:34,200
They had trouble on set

1444
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,200
So then later I'm sure he says

1445
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,200
Well, it was supposed to be an over the top

1446
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,200
Like homage to those kind of

1447
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,200
Funny action movies

1448
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,200
From the, you know, whatever

1449
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,200
No, you didn't see the actual interview

1450
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,200
True, he was

1451
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,200
Boy, it's actually

1452
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,200
He wrote

1453
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,200
That it was, the whole thing was written

1454
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,200
That way

1455
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:00,200
And he shouldn't have let the audience in on the joke

1456
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,200
That he shouldn't have let the audience in on the joke

1457
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,200
That he was never

1458
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,200
He said it's called Ghosts of Mars for Christ's sake

1459
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,200
Why would people take this movie seriously?

1460
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,200
He was never trying to make an actual

1461
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,200
Like horror flick

1462
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,200
He was trying to make Commando

1463
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,200
That's what he

1464
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,200
And if you know that

1465
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,200
And you watch it knowing that though

1466
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,200
This movie's actually a lot better

1467
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,200
It really is

1468
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,200
I remember watching it the first time

1469
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,200
It was like a horror movie

1470
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,200
This is not like a horror movie

1471
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,200
But it's an action, comedy, comedy flick

1472
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,200
Like a cop buddy flick

1473
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,200
As you've heard, just cop buddy

1474
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,200
It's just a cop buddy movie at that point

1475
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,200
Just with zombies

1476
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,200
It's just over the top

1477
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,200
That sounds like he's covering his ass

1478
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,200
That's like saying I put raisins in a burrito as a joke on cooking shows

1479
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,200
That's like saying I put raisins in a burrito as a joke on cooking shows

1480
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,200
What the fuck are raisins in this burrito for?

1481
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,200
What the fuck are raisins in this burrito for?

1482
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,200
Oh, it's a comment

1483
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,200
On cooking shows that make burritos

1484
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,200
Without raisins, I thought it would be funny

1485
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,200
I don't know, when you watch the movie back

1486
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,200
With that thought in your head

1487
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,200
That it's a buddy cop movie

1488
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:08,200
It makes a lot more sense

1489
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,200
I thought this was like a joke movie he did

1490
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,200
Because he took the same thing he did with Thing and Assault on Precinct

1491
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,200
Because he took the same thing he did with Thing and Assault on Precinct

1492
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:16,200
A bunch of guys, they're locked in this place

1493
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,200
There's evil outside trying to get inside

1494
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:20,200
They have to get out of there

1495
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,200
But he made it in such a way that it was like

1496
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,200
But he made it in such a way that it was like

1497
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:26,200
No, think about this movie

1498
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,200
It's a Snake Pilsen movie, man

1499
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,200
It's repurposed

1500
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,200
The script was originally supposed to be

1501
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,200
But he probably scrapped so much of that

1502
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,200
He scrapped a bunch of it

1503
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:38,200
It's a rewrite

1504
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,200
It's a Mexican movie

1505
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,200
It's Escape from New York

1506
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,200
The movie is Escape from New York

1507
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,200
I'll tell you exactly what it is

1508
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,200
We just fucking reviewed this movie

1509
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,200
The episode just came out this week

1510
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,200
Assault on Precinct 13

1511
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,200
That's exactly what this is

1512
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,200
It's just a group stuck in a location

1513
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,200
Being attacked by a random

1514
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,200
Weirdly choreographed gang

1515
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,200
Of an undetermined amount of number

1516
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,200
Running into a place

1517
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,200
Running into a place

1518
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,200
Where they have unlimited bullets until they don't

1519
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,200
And then they do again

1520
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,200
And then they do a choke hold situation

1521
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,200
And then they do a choke hold situation

1522
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,200
There's a back door kind of thing

1523
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,200
And then they leave

1524
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,200
Did they leave on a train?

1525
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,200
Because if they did, it's a shot for shot

1526
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,200
That's what I was getting to

1527
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,200
Where it was just like that

1528
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,200
Except they were about to leave

1529
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:30,200
And then Ice Cube just turned around

1530
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:32,200
And they were like, you know what? Fuck this

1531
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,200
And then they just start slaughtering all these Martians

1532
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,200
And they just put more metal music to it

1533
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,200
It's just like they gave

1534
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:40,200
Oh, you think we're just going to do the same John Carpenter thing again?

1535
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,200
Nah, we're going to give you exactly what you fucking want

1536
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,200
We're giving you what you want

1537
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:48,200
Martians zombies throwing fucking saw blades

1538
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,200
It's like Anthrax I think

1539
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,200
I think it was Anthrax that did the music

1540
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:54,200
Was this movie starring Natasha Henstridge

1541
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:58,200
And Pam Grier should be escaped from obscurity?

1542
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,200
Did you write that in the car?

1543
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,200
I watched this movie

1544
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:06,200
My wife walks in the room while we're watching

1545
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,200
And it's one of the fight scenes through the corridor thing

1546
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,200
And she literally thought

1547
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:12,200
And my grandson was watching with me

1548
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:14,200
And she thought we were playing a video game

1549
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,200
Why?

1550
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,200
It looks like a video game

1551
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,200
This movie looks

1552
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,200
You can see if you watch today's video games

1553
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,200
That my kid plays and I play with him sometimes

1554
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,200
Where they go through the hallways

1555
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,200
It looks just like it

1556
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:30,200
The shots in this movie, his style

1557
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,200
And I'm not saying he took it from video games

1558
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,200
Obviously it's the other way around

1559
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,200
I'm guessing

1560
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,200
2001 he was probably taking shit from video games

1561
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,200
We had Resident Evil, we had Duke Nuke

1562
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,200
We had Doom

1563
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,200
This is not

1564
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,200
This is a lot like Doom

1565
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:48,200
Doom takes place on Mars

1566
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:50,200
And Doom came out like 1992

1567
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:52,200
1993, 1994

1568
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:54,200
It's more like Doom

1569
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:56,200
It's not like the original Doom graphics

1570
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,200
It even has metal music

1571
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,200
I'm talking about the graphics

1572
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,200
It could be a cut scene from a newer Doom

1573
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,200
I could see

1574
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:06,200
If they wanted to sell it as a retro

1575
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,200
Yeah, if you watch this back

1576
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,200
Now I would say Doom

1577
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,200
The movie Doom

1578
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,200
Where they make it look like the first person shooter

1579
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,200
They do a pretty good job doing that

1580
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:18,200
In the early draft

1581
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,200
The script was written as a semi-musical

1582
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,200
The idea was that Ice Cube would wrap

1583
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,200
Throughout the flashbacks

1584
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,200
Slash exposition sequences

1585
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,200
Of Mars featuring heavily as a dancing troupe

1586
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,200
The idea was scrapped

1587
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:32,200
When Carpenter

1588
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,200
I'm talking about comedy, that's what he claims

1589
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:36,200
I have no idea

1590
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,200
Three different times there's stories

1591
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:40,200
Within the story

1592
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:42,200
You've got to realize the whole movie

1593
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:44,200
Is Natasha, I think her name was Melanie in the movie

1594
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,200
She's telling the matriarch

1595
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:48,200
Who's dressed up like Dr. Evil

1596
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,200
Everything that happened

1597
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,200
So while she's telling that story

1598
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,200
Those drifters tell a story

1599
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:56,200
That weird short haired chick tells a story

1600
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:58,200
And it does a flashback

1601
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:00,200
So it's a fucking flashback within a flashback

1602
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,200
Three different times

1603
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,200
How their point of view is

1604
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,200
When they're telling you how did you get here

1605
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:08,200
Oh, well I was flying in my fucking hot air balloon

1606
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,200
It goes

1607
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,200
The whole movie's flashbacks

1608
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,200
I wrote

1609
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,200
The whole movie should have been

1610
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,200
Before I finished it

1611
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,200
This whole movie should have been that discovery scene

1612
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,200
That felt like a better

1613
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,200
Vibe of that architect finding

1614
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,200
The red mist

1615
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,200
That should have been the first movie

1616
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:30,200
Ghost of Mars should have been the sequel

1617
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,200
When you get to the

1618
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,200
Mining town after the

1619
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,200
The events, right?

1620
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,200
I want the sequel

1621
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,200
I want him and her now at the end of this movie

1622
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,200
Where they set it up for a sequel

1623
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,200
I want it to continue, I want the next one

1624
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,200
Them out just kicking ass

1625
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:48,200
Playing good and bad cop

1626
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,200
I don't know if

1627
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,200
Doom 3 stole from this movie

1628
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:54,200
Or if this movie stole from Doom 1

1629
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,200
And Doom 2

1630
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:58,200
So

1631
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:00,200
Since they were doing flashbacks

1632
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,200
I think what they could have done

1633
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,200
What he could have done is do like

1634
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,200
A Rashomon sort of vibe

1635
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,200
Do you know that format

1636
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:10,200
Where it's like

1637
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,200
I know Roshambo

1638
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:14,200
That's where he kicks someone in the nuts

1639
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,200
But Roshamon is the

1640
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,200
It's that old Japanese

1641
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,200
I think it's Kira Sawa

1642
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,200
I don't know

1643
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:24,200
I think so

1644
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:26,200
Something

1645
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,200
Happens in the woods

1646
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,200
Like a woman and her husband

1647
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:32,200
Are going through the woods and they're attacked by a bandit

1648
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,200
And then

1649
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:36,200
The husband dies

1650
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:38,200
And now the bandit, the woman

1651
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:40,200
And then a woman

1652
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:42,200
Who's speaking on the ghost of the man

1653
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:44,200
Are telling their three separate

1654
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:46,200
Stories of what happened

1655
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:48,200
They're all

1656
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,200
Drastically

1657
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,200
But they're all

1658
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,200
But they

1659
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,200
But they differ

1660
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,200
Somewhat like

1661
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,200
Like drastically from each other

1662
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,200
So if they had done that with

1663
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,200
Ghosts of Mars that could have been interesting

1664
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,200
Like how she got back

1665
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,200
Like if they brought back her ice cube

1666
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:10,200
And the dad from

1667
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:12,200
Lizzie McGuire and they asked them

1668
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,200
Like what happened

1669
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,200
You know what I mean

1670
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,200
I think they were trying to

1671
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:20,200
But it just wasn't

1672
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,200
Smile

1673
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,200
Oh yeah, let's get a better one

1674
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:26,200
Is mom on right now?

1675
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,200
Is mom on live?

1676
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,200
She's probably high as fuck right now

1677
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:34,200
That's good because we're not

1678
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,200
I would hope not

1679
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:38,200
I'm still smoking, I don't know, I thought this was a fire

1680
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,200
Rice packet

1681
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,200
You destroyed Mike

1682
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:44,200
You don't have to take it

1683
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:46,200
I'm always going to take it

1684
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:48,200
I'm going 90, you go 10 by taking it

1685
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,200
I'm just saying

1686
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:54,200
What about villains

1687
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:56,200
Oh I wrote a few notes, oh wait what villain

1688
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,200
Oh wait

1689
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,200
Marilyn Manson mixed with the crow

1690
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,200
Mixed with every member of Gwar

1691
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:04,200
Was their villain

1692
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:06,200
No I said it back at Monday Night Raw

1693
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:08,200
Watch party

1694
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:10,200
It's good yeah

1695
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,200
Now once I read the thing

1696
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:14,200
That it's sequences

1697
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,200
With Ghosts of Mars featuring as a

1698
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,200
Heavily as a dancing troupe

1699
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,200
A lot of it makes sense

1700
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:22,200
If you watch the scenes in the background they're all like

1701
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,200
They're like doing Power Ranger

1702
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:26,200
Warm up moves in the background

1703
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:28,200
They kept coming over that same ridge

1704
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:30,200
It's the same three zombies just jumping over that ridge

1705
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,200
They showed like seven times

1706
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:34,200
The same shot

1707
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:36,200
I think the

1708
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,200
What was it

1709
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,200
The heads on the

1710
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:42,200
Pike scene was pretty cool

1711
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,200
Did you

1712
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:46,200
Why couldn't dumb ass just shoot her

1713
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,200
Because if he did he would have triggered a whole

1714
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:50,200
Whole fucking horde of them

1715
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,200
He was being smart

1716
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:54,200
Except he didn't know they were there

1717
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,200
He didn't know they were there

1718
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,200
If I saw that bitch I would have been shooting her

1719
01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:00,200
Well I know because she

1720
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,200
Just killed

1721
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:04,200
Chopping the new tent off and she pulls it out the back

1722
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,200
Why didn't you just fucking shoot her then

1723
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:08,200
He didn't know about all the other zombies

1724
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,200
There's no

1725
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,200
Why would you just let her go

1726
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,200
I want to see what she does

1727
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:16,200
I didn't know what the head was until I saw it

1728
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:18,200
At that point you didn't shoot her

1729
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,200
It was just heads he didn't know who's head

1730
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,200
It could have been anybody's head

1731
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:24,200
You can't just be pointing fingers at

1732
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:26,200
Some chick

1733
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:28,200
She goes off King Kong and I couldn't help

1734
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,200
Look upon the tip

1735
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,200
And she just had like two

1736
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:34,200
Major bolts for piercings

1737
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:36,200
Oh it was an exposed nipple

1738
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,200
It was heavily

1739
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,200
That slipped by you?

1740
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:42,200
That slipped by me

1741
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,200
I want to rewind

1742
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:46,200
Like this bolt pipe just had two of these just like that

1743
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:50,200
I did notice earlier someone else had a literal hand bra

1744
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,200
Yeah made of actual hands

1745
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,200
That was pretty good

1746
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,200
I bet that's one of the most rewatched moments on Tubi

1747
01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:58,200
Either the hand bra or the bolt

1748
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,200
And the hand bra I think is interesting

1749
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:02,200
Was that even a term back then

1750
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,200
Piercing?

1751
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,200
Hand bra

1752
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,200
Did that exist?

1753
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:10,200
In 2001 yeah

1754
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,200
This didn't come out in the 70s

1755
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:14,200
I understand I'm asking

1756
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:16,200
It takes place in the 70s

1757
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,200
I believe so as a term in photography

1758
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,200
I remember a really old poster

1759
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:22,200
In my grandparents garage

1760
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:24,200
It was my grandpas garage

1761
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:26,200
It was a Budweiser that said men cannot live on beer alone

1762
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,200
And it has a name

1763
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:30,200
So I'm pretty sure they referred it to that

1764
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:32,200
I'm just wondering when that was

1765
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:36,200
Well

1766
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,200
Okay

1767
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,200
The CGI when they're throwing

1768
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,200
I said

1769
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:44,200
I said Jason Statham

1770
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,200
Question mark question mark

1771
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,200
That's not Jason Statham

1772
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:50,200
That's his third cousin

1773
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,200
Cool balloon explosion

1774
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:54,200
There was something exploded

1775
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,200
Her fucking balloon

1776
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:58,200
That was a really cool practical

1777
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,200
That was probably my favorite part of the movie

1778
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:02,200
Worst CGI I've ever seen

1779
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:04,200
I just skipped to the end

1780
01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:06,200
Not skipped to but this is what I started paying attention to

1781
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:08,200
Throwing blades

1782
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:10,200
And then how can you throw a blade that hard

1783
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,200
They were like flying by

1784
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,200
Landing into fucking rock and shit I feel

1785
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,200
The doom music kicks ass

1786
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,200
Not very realistic at all with the blades

1787
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:22,200
Okay so we find out what the purpose of the red mist is

1788
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,200
It's the native Martians

1789
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:26,200
The people whose planet it is

1790
01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:28,200
Humans come in

1791
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:30,200
Start mining that shit

1792
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,200
What does the Martian do

1793
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:34,200
Like the Martian species

1794
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,200
They start taking care of business

1795
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:38,200
So then the humans are like

1796
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:40,200
It's zombies but then they figure it out

1797
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,200
They're like shit

1798
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:44,200
They're just trying to protect themselves

1799
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,200
How big of a nuclear

1800
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:48,200
Explosion will it be if we

1801
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:50,200
If we fucking take out this planet

1802
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,200
Do you think it will just

1803
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,200
Take them out at the root

1804
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,200
We're monsters

1805
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,200
So I put Martians are trying to protect Mars from

1806
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,200
Evaders dot dot dot

1807
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,200
Let's nuke these motherfuckers

1808
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:04,200
And you think that's how it would really be

1809
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:06,200
It would be that's the most realistic part

1810
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:08,200
How many innocent

1811
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:10,200
Oh during this fight scene I put how many innocent

1812
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:12,200
Extras would have died if Alec Baldwin had

1813
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:14,200
Been playing Desolation Williams

1814
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:16,200
Damn Andrew

1815
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:18,200
Damn

1816
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:20,200
That might have been a little dark

1817
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:22,200
Oh no they

1818
01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:24,200
Killed Lewis from Revenge of the Nerd

1819
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,200
Slash Lizzie McQuarrie's dad I wrote

1820
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:28,200
Oh no

1821
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,200
And then that's it that was my notes

1822
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:32,200
I'm ready

1823
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,200
Am I crazy did you hear how they were

1824
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:36,200
Referring to the trains at the beginning

1825
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:38,200
How were they referring to them Transmarinara

1826
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:40,200
Yeah they were saying Transmarinara

1827
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,200
That's like a drag queen in

1828
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:44,200
Little Italy

1829
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:46,200
I was like no way and then they

1830
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:48,200
Do it later on I'm like Transmarinara

1831
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:50,200
It's I guess the station

1832
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,200
It's like Marinara station

1833
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:54,200
Well Trans is yeah

1834
01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:56,200
Are they going across to Mars

1835
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:58,200
Mara

1836
01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:00,200
Yeah well it's Mara Marinara

1837
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,200
It's red maybe the ocean is made of red

1838
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:04,200
Yeah you name

1839
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:06,200
Martian shit after you name

1840
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:08,200
Martian shit after things that are red and also

1841
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,200
Contain M.A.R.

1842
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:12,200
Yeah okay

1843
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,200
So it's Marinara

1844
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:16,200
What other stations could there be with that

1845
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:18,200
Rule set in place

1846
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,200
The airport is called menstrual blood

1847
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:22,200
How many levels

1848
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,200
In Doom are there I mean there's plenty in there

1849
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:26,200
Deepo

1850
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:28,200
Deepo menstrual blood

1851
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,200
Doom might be the closest

1852
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:32,200
Menstrual blood drink

1853
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,200
Very interesting It was fruit punch

1854
01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:36,200
From oh man I should have read

1855
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:38,200
The label sorry guys I poured it into

1856
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:40,200
A cup because that fucking tab

1857
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:42,200
Was so hard to open and it didn't look like

1858
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:44,200
It was a practical way to drink the beverage

1859
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:46,200
But I think it's also doesn't matter

1860
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:48,200
I thought I misheard it

1861
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:50,200
The first time they said that

1862
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:52,200
Marinara

1863
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:54,200
They said it a few times

1864
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:56,200
They're really saying this

1865
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:58,200
It's one of the worst decisions he's ever made

1866
01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:00,200
As a director or

1867
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:02,200
As a writer yeah fuck that

1868
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,200
That's terrible

1869
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,200
The only thing that did make sense was Jason Statham

1870
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:08,200
And Melanie were like

1871
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,200
Towards the end

1872
01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:12,200
We might die let's fuck

1873
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:14,200
They're about to and then it stops

1874
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:16,200
He just gets murdered dude they just blue ball

1875
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:18,200
Jason Statham to death

1876
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,200
That wasn't Jason Statham

1877
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:22,200
And

1878
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:24,200
I will say okay listen

1879
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:26,200
It was interesting how they did do that in this movie though

1880
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,200
Everyone lived through the whole movie until like

1881
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:30,200
The last 12 minutes

1882
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:32,200
This movie then they just killed everyone off

1883
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:34,200
In like 4 minutes

1884
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:36,200
The other blonde girl died

1885
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:38,200
I don't like your theory though man

1886
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:40,200
I don't want to show you a photo of me with hair and then I don't exist anymore

1887
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:42,200
I don't want to show you a photo of me with hair and then I don't exist anymore

1888
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:44,200
I don't want to show you a photo of me with hair and then I don't exist anymore

1889
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:46,200
My family loved me

1890
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,200
That wasn't you

1891
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:50,200
That wasn't you

1892
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:52,200
Man

1893
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:54,200
So he stopped directing movies after this

1894
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,200
For 9 years

1895
01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:58,200
Until he made The Ward

1896
01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:00,200
And The Ward I have not seen

1897
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,200
It looks

1898
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,200
The cover of it is very cool

1899
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:06,200
Stars Amber Heard

1900
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:08,200
Stars Amber Heard

1901
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:10,200
Oh and Danielle

1902
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,200
Pannabaker who I like

1903
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:14,200
From The Flash

1904
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:16,200
We just directed

1905
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:18,200
Oh Amber Heard

1906
01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:20,200
Oh that's where the name

1907
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,200
So familiar

1908
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:24,200
She what? She left a grumpy

1909
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:26,200
Listen

1910
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:28,200
Okay I'll say this

1911
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,200
Can I say this

1912
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,200
So in hindsight when you look back on like

1913
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:34,200
The Monica Lewinsky scandal

1914
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:36,200
A lot of people look at it like man she took a lot of

1915
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:38,200
Abuse for

1916
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:40,200
What ultimately is just an

1917
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:42,200
Affair yes it was with the president but like

1918
01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:44,200
Like she took a lot of

1919
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:46,200
Abuse for that and for the rest of her life

1920
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:48,200
It kind of it's been with her every step of the way

1921
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,200
Just the jokes and everything right

1922
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,200
I thought we were talking about

1923
01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:54,200
Well no

1924
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,200
So Amber Heard I feel like is probably

1925
01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:58,200
The same situation where she

1926
01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:00,200
Well no listen

1927
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:02,200
It's not the same at all

1928
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:04,200
Monica Lewinsky wasn't being like Bill I'm going to

1929
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:06,200
Fucken freak you

1930
01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:08,200
It's not an identical situation

1931
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,200
Hit me Bill hit me

1932
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,200
Amber Heard

1933
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:14,200
I'm taking that jizz dress and I'm going to put blood on it

1934
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:16,200
And say you beat me

1935
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:18,200
So I haven't actually

1936
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:20,200
I haven't watched the core

1937
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:22,200
So you actually have no idea

1938
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,200
I didn't follow it

1939
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:26,200
I didn't follow it I just

1940
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:28,200
She takes a jizz dress and puts blood on it

1941
01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:30,200
Turns out she's kind of insane

1942
01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:32,200
Well I mean I just watched the trailer I was like oh Amber Heard

1943
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:34,200
I know that's Johnny Depp's former

1944
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:36,200
Let's see what it's about

1945
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:38,200
That's what I did I'm not saying you have to

1946
01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:40,200
I just meant I was like oh that's interesting

1947
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,200
And yeah if you see into that it's interesting

1948
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:44,200
All I'm saying is if you're going to marry

1949
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:46,200
I don't know the details so let me just say this

1950
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:48,200
Before I read into the details

1951
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:50,200
I feel like

1952
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:52,200
If you're going to marry

1953
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:54,200
Johnny Depp right

1954
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,200
He's one of the weirdest people in Hollywood

1955
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:58,200
Has to be

1956
01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:00,200
Edward Scissorhands he's fucking

1957
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:02,200
Jack Sparrow

1958
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:04,200
I know where he's a good actor

1959
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:06,200
But there's got to be something

1960
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:08,200
Dark inside that dudes head

1961
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,200
Well now that might be

1962
01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:12,200
He's from Kentucky

1963
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:14,200
No if you're funny it comes from Dark Place

1964
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:16,200
The funnier the person is or the better the person is

1965
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:18,200
It's because they're probably going through a lot of pain

1966
01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:20,200
Yeah so he's going

1967
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,200
So Andy Dick is a saint

1968
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:24,200
You know what I don't know where I'm going with this

1969
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:26,200
But I do like

1970
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,200
Andy Wright is a great comedian

1971
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:30,200
I'm not

1972
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,200
Daniel

1973
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:34,200
Daniel

1974
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:36,200
Pannabaker who's great is in

1975
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:38,200
That movie so let's just talk about her for a second

1976
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:40,200
She's in The Flash you guys watch The Flash

1977
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,200
The show The Flash

1978
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:44,200
I don't watch TV

1979
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:46,200
She plays Killer Frost

1980
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:48,200
Spoilers I mean that's a little bit into the

1981
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:50,200
But yeah

1982
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:52,200
She's awesome but anyway

1983
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:54,200
Show your third

1984
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,200
Movie down

1985
01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:58,200
I didn't enjoy the Amber Heard conversation

1986
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:00,200
I don't know enough about it

1987
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:02,200
I feel like I don't

1988
01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:04,200
Have enough ammo for this fight

1989
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:06,200
I'm a normal man I apologize so that's why

1990
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:08,200
I'm not like part of this podcast I'm literally just

1991
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:10,200
Here as the sponsor to get them high

1992
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:12,200
So don't like listen to me

1993
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:14,200
That's what I got from Amber Heard

1994
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,200
I was like oh well what's that about

1995
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:18,200
Did you watch the movie? The Amber Heard movie?

1996
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:20,200
No the Crystal Mars one you watched how much

1997
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:22,200
Oh yeah so we do

1998
01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:24,200
A rating system I don't know if you're familiar with

1999
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:26,200
The Fraud Rest Podcast rating system

2000
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,200
I watched it or I heard it last week

2001
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:30,200
I don't know if Anthony is but we do

2002
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:32,200
B through W

2003
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,200
So B through F

2004
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:36,200
Being pretty standard

2005
01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:38,200
B is our top F is our bottom

2006
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:40,200
But then W is a special

2007
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:42,200
Place in hell that we resign

2008
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:44,200
Movies that you absolutely hate

2009
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:46,200
What's your takeaway from this

2010
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:48,200
Movie? I need

2011
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:50,200
To take notes

2012
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:52,200
The other two gentlemen have notes prepared

2013
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:54,200
I'm scared I'm just the sponsor

2014
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:56,200
Getting high I don't watch TV or movies

2015
01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:00,200
That's a smart now that I think about it

2016
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:02,200
The more I think about it that's a smart

2017
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:04,200
Alias to hide behind

2018
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:06,200
It's like it's if

2019
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:08,200
Lex Luthor needed

2020
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:10,200
A secret identity it would

2021
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:12,200
Be a man named Face

2022
01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:14,200
Who doesn't watch movies or TV

2023
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:16,200
I don't know anything about heroes or new things

2024
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:18,200
I don't know nothing

2025
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,200
He takes his shirt off everywhere he goes

2026
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:22,200
It's his signature move but then you

2027
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:24,200
Catch this motherfucker out in the real world

2028
01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:26,200
Suit and tie

2029
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:28,200
He's wearing a toupee

2030
01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:30,200
He's got a falsetto voice

2031
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,200
What are you talking about?

2032
01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:34,200
Why are you talking about it?

2033
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:36,200
That dude cuts off his fucking

2034
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:38,200
Bone and it's just like glazed

2035
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:40,200
It's hilarious

2036
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:42,200
The finger part

2037
01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,200
No it's in the candy

2038
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:46,200
It's hilarious

2039
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:48,200
Retard

2040
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:50,200
What a stupid scene

2041
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:52,200
Wait

2042
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:54,200
We're so close to that

2043
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:56,200
Can we agree if any one of us cuts our thumb off

2044
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:58,200
Let's just make fun of the other person

2045
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:00,200
We're going to make fun of them

2046
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:02,200
On the way to the hospital

2047
01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:04,200
If you grabbed a can to open it that way

2048
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:06,200
After smoking that then that's what you get

2049
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:08,200
You can't say that word though

2050
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:10,200
You guys once said that

2051
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,200
It was hilarious

2052
01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:14,200
We're bringing it back we're going to get cool again

2053
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:16,200
Everyone

2054
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:18,200
No those two for sure

2055
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:20,200
He said it was the retard

2056
01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:22,200
Mike and Anthony I just need to point it out

2057
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:24,200
I said leotard

2058
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:26,200
You're wearing leotards and mars

2059
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:28,200
I was talking about making flames go away

2060
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:30,200
I heard retard

2061
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:32,200
I was doing a tune up the other day

2062
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:34,200
I don't know what you're talking about

2063
01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:36,200
That's a real politician's

2064
01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:38,200
Kind of way to try to get out of it

2065
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:40,200
And I don't like it

2066
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,200
That's foul play

2067
01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:44,200
That's dirty pool

2068
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:46,200
I'll put my offensive joke in here

2069
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:48,200
It's dirty pool and it's not allowed Mike

2070
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:50,200
Right when the movie started it said it was a matriarchy

2071
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:52,200
I'm like oh this is fiction

2072
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:54,200
Grand Peppy's cough medicine

2073
01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:56,200
Come on now

2074
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:58,200
He's destroyed

2075
01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:00,200
I said when the movie started

2076
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:02,200
It said it was a matriarchy on mars

2077
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:04,200
I'm like oh it's fiction

2078
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:06,200
That would never work

2079
01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:08,200
Wait

2080
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:10,200
I think in an ideal

2081
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:12,200
Not my ideal world but in some people's ideal world

2082
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,200
That hate women

2083
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,200
Wouldn't that be the option

2084
01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:18,200
Let's just send them all to mars and then they start their own society out there

2085
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:20,200
They're like they're bitch enough here

2086
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:22,200
Go make your own

2087
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:24,200
But I would say that's the way the world seems to be leaning

2088
01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:26,200
It feels like

2089
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:28,200
Fuck women and let's send them to space

2090
01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:30,200
So I don't know

2091
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:32,200
Or it could be saying if you let women be in charge

2092
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,200
Martian ghosts will kind of

2093
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,200
Cut people up

2094
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:38,200
The saw blades

2095
01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:40,200
I'm pretty sure it's not that deep

2096
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:42,200
Or it's the deepest

2097
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:44,200
I'm

2098
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:46,200
I mean

2099
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:48,200
I'm

2100
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,200
I kind of hated it

2101
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:52,200
I don't say that very often

2102
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:54,200
In movies but

2103
01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:56,200
I was bored

2104
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:58,200
I couldn't finish it when I tried to watch it

2105
01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:00,200
The night before

2106
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:02,200
Last night

2107
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:04,200
You know what's funny to me is they're on that train

2108
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:06,200
And she has a command

2109
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:08,200
Pam Grew is the commanding officer

2110
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:10,200
She comes up to him and she's like are you high?

2111
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:12,200
Yeah

2112
01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:14,200
You better not be high

2113
01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:16,200
By the time we get there

2114
01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:18,200
You better shake that shit off

2115
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:20,200
It's like they're all high

2116
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:22,200
I mean that's how she gets

2117
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:24,200
Well it is a major arc so there's no accountability there

2118
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:26,200
Oh yeah

2119
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:28,200
Drugs

2120
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:30,200
Drugs saved the fucking day

2121
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:32,200
Oh shit

2122
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,200
Natasha Hendricks is

2123
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:36,200
She's dying

2124
01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:38,200
What?

2125
01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:40,200
She gets so blazed out of her mind

2126
01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:42,200
That like the Marsons are like fuck this planet

2127
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,200
This bitch got issues

2128
01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:46,200
They're like what's going on with this ring?

2129
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:48,200
This bitch got issues

2130
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:50,200
Fuck this shit off into the wind

2131
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:52,200
They just

2132
01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:54,200
Float off into space

2133
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:56,200
Because of all the wind on Mars

2134
01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,200
But I will say

2135
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:00,200
If it's terraforming there would be wind

2136
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:02,200
This was slipstream on Mars

2137
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:04,200
This is what this movie was

2138
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:06,200
I

2139
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:08,200
Liked it more than slipstream

2140
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:10,200
Yeah

2141
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:12,200
Slipstream was some bullshit

2142
01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:14,200
God what a fucking

2143
01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:16,200
Awful movie

2144
01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:18,200
So how do you rate this movie?

2145
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:20,200
So how do you rate this movie?

2146
01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:22,200
Yeah I'll start I don't care

2147
01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:24,200
Ghosts of Mars

2148
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:26,200
For me it's like

2149
01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:28,200
D plus

2150
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,200
Because there's like a handful

2151
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:32,200
Of action scenes that are

2152
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:34,200
That are fun

2153
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:36,200
I think the last half of the movie

2154
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:38,200
The climax is fun

2155
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:40,200
I got no issues with that

2156
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:42,200
Them running around

2157
01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:44,200
Him just dual oozeys running through

2158
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:46,200
Mowing down these dancers

2159
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:48,200
These choreographed dancers that John Garpener hired

2160
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,200
To just hatch a child in the background

2161
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:52,200
And see

2162
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:54,200
Seriously go watch

2163
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:56,200
With their weapons they're like

2164
01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:58,200
They like

2165
01:19:58,200 --> 01:20:00,200
They're trying out for something

2166
01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:02,200
And the reason you give it a D

2167
01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:04,200
Is the reason I give it a B minus

2168
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:06,200
I think it's great

2169
01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:08,200
It's what it's trying to be it's over the top

2170
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:10,200
It's stupid

2171
01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:12,200
It's obviously on purpose stupid

2172
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:14,200
When you watch it back

2173
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:16,200
Knowing the things now

2174
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:18,200
Now the first time I saw it I didn't think so

2175
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:20,200
But after seeing the interviews with him

2176
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:22,200
And doing the stuff and you watch it again

2177
01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:24,200
It's a buddy cop movie with zombies

2178
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:26,200
It's funny

2179
01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:28,200
But it's obliterated

2180
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:30,200
It's just obliterated with zombies

2181
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:32,200
It's stupid

2182
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:34,200
Yes it's supposed to be stupid

2183
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:36,200
A B minus Mike

2184
01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:38,200
It's basically slapstick

2185
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:40,200
Oh my god you cannot

2186
01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:42,200
Take that as your own

2187
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:44,200
It is used as an insult

2188
01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:46,200
For you

2189
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:48,200
You're basically

2190
01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:50,200
Slapstick

2191
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:52,200
You don't get to take that for your own

2192
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:54,200
Okay so stop it

2193
01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:56,200
The fact that you give Joseph Mard

2194
01:20:56,200 --> 01:21:00,200
The movie that made John Carpenter quit directing for a decade

2195
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:04,200
A B minus on our scale makes me sick

2196
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:06,200
That's alright

2197
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:08,200
Anthony please for the love of god

2198
01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:10,200
Have a

2199
01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:12,200
Straight D

2200
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,200
This guy knows

2201
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:16,200
That's what

2202
01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:18,200
Gangway again

2203
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:20,200
Alright Austin

2204
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:22,200
Fuck you're gonna be mad Andy

2205
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:24,200
No

2206
01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:26,200
I'm gonna give you a B minus as well

2207
01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:28,200
I wrote it down last night after I finished it

2208
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:30,200
It's fun

2209
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:32,200
It's so dumb ice cube

2210
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:34,200
If they didn't have ice cube in it

2211
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:36,200
It was just a bunch of normal dudes acting like whatever

2212
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:38,200
The acting is bad

2213
01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:40,200
It's what it is

2214
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:42,200
But everything about it

2215
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:44,200
The story and everything

2216
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,200
It was just funny to watch

2217
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:48,200
I'm like Jesus Christ what the fuck is gonna happen next

2218
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:50,200
If you want to get stoned and watch a bad movie

2219
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,200
I'm not saying it's a good movie

2220
01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:54,200
It's perfect to watch

2221
01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:56,200
It's what we do

2222
01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:58,200
It's what we do

2223
01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:02,200
This movie is like the definition of this podcast

2224
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:08,200
We literally have a D plus a B minus a D and a B minus

2225
01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:12,200
For fuck's sake comes down to this man

2226
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:14,200
Who broke into my home

2227
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:16,200
And has held us here at gunpoint

2228
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:18,200
This entire time

2229
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:20,200
Please call 911

2230
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:22,200
This man is holding us hostage

2231
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:24,200
Oh please don't

2232
01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:26,200
Don't touch me with your licks

2233
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:28,200
I've been doing that all this time

2234
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,200
Look at that dirty good things

2235
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:32,200
If you watch this podcast

2236
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:34,200
You guys are gonna love it

2237
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:36,200
It's gonna be on bellbringers.com

2238
01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:38,200
And friedrice.com

2239
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:40,200
Friedricepodcast.com

2240
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:42,200
I can't confirm or deny that

2241
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:44,200
No it is but friedricepodcast.com

2242
01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:46,200
You can catch us on social

2243
01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:48,200
What do you rate this movie Jason?

2244
01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:50,200
After knowing your scale

2245
01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:52,200
Mostly and not ever watching movies or anything

2246
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:54,200
I did watch this one

2247
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:56,200
And I would have to also say a B minus

2248
01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:58,200
Yay

2249
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:00,200
For the simple fact

2250
01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:02,200
That it's got ice cube

2251
01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:04,200
And I am neither confirming

2252
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:06,200
Or denying

2253
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:08,200
That he's an amazing actor

2254
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:10,200
Who also got me through the 90s

2255
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:12,200
You know

2256
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:14,200
A for Adam

2257
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:16,200
Friedrice

2258
01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:18,200
B minus

2259
01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:20,200
Fuck

2260
01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:22,200
No I need to

2261
01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:24,200
Anytime you do that you do something to it

2262
01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:26,200
Oh my god stop it

2263
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:28,200
He's putting his fingers in my hand

2264
01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:30,200
He's sliding

2265
01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:32,200
I am grabbing the fucking joy button

2266
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:34,200
Your

2267
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:36,200
Your hands are soft

2268
01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:38,200
I'm just saying

2269
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:40,200
You feel soft

2270
01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:42,200
Now

2271
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:44,200
This would be I think the appeal

2272
01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:46,200
Of the movie

2273
01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:48,200
Last one

2274
01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:50,200
We're going to have A high to side

2275
01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:52,200
Well no I'm going to

2276
01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:54,200
We're going to get the

2277
01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:56,200
Hold on one sec

2278
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:58,200
I still don't understand why two people here

2279
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:00,200
Are not high and three of us are

2280
01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:02,200
Retarded

2281
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:04,200
Stop you see that

2282
01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:06,200
I'm sorry

2283
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:08,200
I forget

2284
01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:10,200
Analyzing

2285
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:12,200
Analyzing

2286
01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:14,200
Oh shit

2287
01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:16,200
Wait wait wait

2288
01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:18,200
Stop

2289
01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:20,200
But the scale

2290
01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:22,200
Is

2291
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:24,200
B through

2292
01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:26,200
F and

2293
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:28,200
W being

2294
01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:30,200
The worst

2295
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:32,200
Figure it out bud

2296
01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:34,200
Figure it out

2297
01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:36,200
I wish that was the ding

2298
01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:38,200
That for AI to be like

2299
01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:40,200
To be like we figured it out

2300
01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:42,200
Motherfucker

2301
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:44,200
Under the grading

2302
01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:46,200
System where B is the highest

2303
01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:48,200
Followed by C4 D3 F2

2304
01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:50,200
And W being the worst

2305
01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:52,200
Yes with a plus minus

2306
01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:54,200
Grade adjusted by a point three points

2307
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:56,200
The median grade of D plus

2308
01:24:56,200 --> 01:24:58,200
B minus D

2309
01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:00,200
B minus and a B minus is a four point

2310
01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:02,200
Seven which corresponds to a

2311
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:04,200
Fucking B minus

2312
01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:06,200
Our D's did nothing

2313
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:08,200
Like usual

2314
01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:10,200
Fuck am I right

2315
01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:12,200
That's the story of my

2316
01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:14,200
That's the story of my reading

2317
01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:16,200
That's the story of my fucking life

2318
01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:18,200
So ghost of ours like most carpenter things

2319
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:20,200
Ends up being my

2320
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:22,200
Not necessarily the right reasons

2321
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:24,200
What a disaster

2322
01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:26,200
What a fucking

2323
01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:28,200
Well good for you John Carpenter you've rated

2324
01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:30,200
Super high

2325
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:32,200
On our scale

2326
01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:34,200
He fucking did Michael Myers I don't care I will always

2327
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:36,200
We've done the thing we've done assaults on precinct

2328
01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:38,200
13 we've now done ghosts of Mars

2329
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:40,200
Maybe you see now you need to go through and put

2330
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:42,200
What his average on our scale is

2331
01:25:42,200 --> 01:25:44,200
There you go

2332
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:46,200
At some point we'll have enough

2333
01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:48,200
Episodes to do statistics that you can

2334
01:25:48,200 --> 01:25:50,200
Find out how wrong you are

2335
01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:52,200
Yeah I am okay

2336
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:54,200
Well didn't he say B minus

2337
01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:56,200
Okay well three of us did

2338
01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:58,200
Two of us

2339
01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,200
That doesn't mean

2340
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:02,200
Is the majority always right? Never

2341
01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:04,200
Was Hitler right? Is that what you're saying?

2342
01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:06,200
No I'm not kidding

2343
01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:08,200
If we're doing statistics that it's definitely

2344
01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:10,200
Going to be an average of the people

2345
01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:12,200
Yeah well we got it B minus and I fucking

2346
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:14,200
Am so mad

2347
01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:16,200
Oh I'm sorry yeah we hate B minuses

2348
01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:18,200
Oh are we going to tomatoes now?

2349
01:26:18,200 --> 01:26:20,200
Well no now we're going to recommend

2350
01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:22,200
What did it get on tomatoes though?

2351
01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:24,200
Oh yeah it's terrible

2352
01:26:24,200 --> 01:26:26,200
It got a 24

2353
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:28,200
And a 25

2354
01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:30,200
It's universally hated

2355
01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:32,200
Oh you know what the best

2356
01:26:32,200 --> 01:26:34,200
Here's the best review

2357
01:26:34,200 --> 01:26:36,200
It's stupid

2358
01:26:36,200 --> 01:26:38,200
What was it?

2359
01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,200
It said something about

2360
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:42,200
It falling flat

2361
01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:44,200
Despite it being a movie that takes place on a sphere

2362
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,200
It falls flat

2363
01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:48,200
Something like that

2364
01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:50,200
All those people who raised

2365
01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:52,200
Bad dialogue, bad acting

2366
01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:54,200
Confusing flashbacks and they're more campy than scary

2367
01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:00,200
Whatever I don't know

2368
01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:02,200
This is supposed to be it's great

2369
01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:04,200
This is a John Carpenter movie?

2370
01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:06,200
Well it's not one of his best, not by long shot

2371
01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:10,200
There's just an image for this one

2372
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:12,200
I'm tempted

2373
01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:14,200
Oh shit careful

2374
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:16,200
Oh yeah download that stuff

2375
01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:18,200
Next thing you know you got the face in your ass

2376
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:20,200
Is there more than just the

2377
01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:22,200
No, that's not a full length

2378
01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:24,200
It's all tags

2379
01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:26,200
It doesn't even let you click it

2380
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:28,200
Can't even get anywhere near it

2381
01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:30,200
Alright I'm down to just get into

2382
01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:32,200
Next week's movie

2383
01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:34,200
Let's recommend next week's movie

2384
01:27:36,200 --> 01:27:38,200
Now am I correct it has to be on Tubi

2385
01:27:38,200 --> 01:27:40,200
Yeah that's what we typically do

2386
01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:42,200
I just want another one

2387
01:27:42,200 --> 01:27:44,200
Yeah yeah just because that's our

2388
01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:46,200
That's just the standard we've been doing

2389
01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:48,200
It keeps it free for it keeps it accessible

2390
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:50,200
For everybody

2391
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:52,200
Because Tubi's a free awesome

2392
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:54,200
Hopefully sponsor one day

2393
01:27:54,200 --> 01:27:56,200
Except when this one comes out

2394
01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:58,200
Ghost of Mars will no longer be on Tubi

2395
01:27:58,200 --> 01:28:00,200
Yeah because Mike did choose a limited

2396
01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:02,200
Limited one

2397
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:04,200
So if you really want to see this

2398
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:06,200
Highly rated by Fried Rice Podcast movie

2399
01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:08,200
Ghost of Mars

2400
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:10,200
Directed by John Carpenter

2401
01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:12,200
It'll be somewhere

2402
01:28:12,200 --> 01:28:14,200
Don't write it will be

2403
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:16,200
So let's get into it

2404
01:28:16,200 --> 01:28:18,200
We'll start with you Austin

2405
01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:20,200
So this one is called Hobo with the shotgun

2406
01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:22,200
Yep

2407
01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:24,200
I mean we

2408
01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:26,200
There's not much you have to add to it

2409
01:28:26,200 --> 01:28:28,200
Just move on

2410
01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:30,200
And it's Ruger Hauser

2411
01:28:30,200 --> 01:28:32,200
Is that his name? I don't know

2412
01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:34,200
When I first saw a trailer for this movie on

2413
01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:36,200
YouTube I thought it was a joke trailer

2414
01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:38,200
And then years later I'm like wait

2415
01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:40,200
It's an actual fucking movie

2416
01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:42,200
It's with

2417
01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:44,200
Yeah

2418
01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:46,200
Rucker Hager

2419
01:28:46,200 --> 01:28:48,200
Yeah it looks I mean it's an over the top

2420
01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:50,200
Action fucking

2421
01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:52,200
Just

2422
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:54,200
Hobo with the shotgun

2423
01:28:54,200 --> 01:28:56,200
Guns a Kimbo but an old guy

2424
01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:58,200
Alright Anthony

2425
01:28:58,200 --> 01:29:00,200
I don't know I didn't do the homework

2426
01:29:00,200 --> 01:29:02,200
That's unfortunate

2427
01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:04,200
Bring him to the home page

2428
01:29:04,200 --> 01:29:06,200
I remember texting you everything you needed to do

2429
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:08,200
I watched the movie I didn't know I had to pick

2430
01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:10,200
I did say pick another one that's on Tubi

2431
01:29:10,200 --> 01:29:12,200
That's what those shows about

2432
01:29:12,200 --> 01:29:14,200
I watched

2433
01:29:14,200 --> 01:29:16,200
You're going to have to prove to me that that's not what happened

2434
01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:18,200
Mike

2435
01:29:18,200 --> 01:29:20,200
Who's prepared

2436
01:29:20,200 --> 01:29:22,200
Hardcore Henry

2437
01:29:22,200 --> 01:29:24,200
Oh man we're going hard

2438
01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:26,200
That's a first person one

2439
01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:28,200
It's kind of like yeah watching this

2440
01:29:28,200 --> 01:29:30,200
We were talking about

2441
01:29:30,200 --> 01:29:32,200
Being a video game and I thought

2442
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:34,200
And it was one of the recommendations on there for it

2443
01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:36,200
Man this is good

2444
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:38,200
Is that an actual

2445
01:29:38,200 --> 01:29:40,200
Video game by the way I'm not even sure

2446
01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:42,200
No it was just a movie

2447
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:44,200
It was just a movie there was never a video game called

2448
01:29:44,200 --> 01:29:46,200
Hardcore Henry

2449
01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:48,200
It's just a movie

2450
01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:50,200
It's a movie about a video game character

2451
01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:52,200
Mine is if it's still on here

2452
01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:54,200
Battle Royale 2000

2453
01:29:54,200 --> 01:29:56,200
You got yours Anthony

2454
01:29:56,200 --> 01:29:58,200
Let's watch Doom Runners

2455
01:29:58,200 --> 01:30:00,200
You can't just

2456
01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:02,200
In a post-apocalyptic world

2457
01:30:02,200 --> 01:30:04,200
A group of kids flee from a cruel state

2458
01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:06,200
Controlled by a Doom Control

2459
01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:08,200
And embarks on a quest to find their new

2460
01:30:08,200 --> 01:30:10,200
Doom Runner

2461
01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:12,200
This, actually I did see that earlier

2462
01:30:12,200 --> 01:30:14,200
And it looks kind of campy and fun

2463
01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:16,200
I actually watched

2464
01:30:16,200 --> 01:30:18,200
I watched about 15 minutes of it already

2465
01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:20,200
I also fucking hate it right

2466
01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:22,200
You know what I

2467
01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:24,200
I saw it and I was like yeah this looks

2468
01:30:24,200 --> 01:30:26,200
This looks 90's it looks

2469
01:30:26,200 --> 01:30:28,200
Do you want to pick one?

2470
01:30:28,200 --> 01:30:30,200
Yeah it did not keep you occupied

2471
01:30:30,200 --> 01:30:32,200
Mine is

2472
01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:34,200
Battle Royale are we all familiar with

2473
01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:36,200
The concept? Do you know what it is?

2474
01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:38,200
It's a wrestling match

2475
01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:40,200
No

2476
01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:42,200
No not at all

2477
01:30:42,200 --> 01:30:44,200
It's Hunger Games before Hunger Games

2478
01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:46,200
It's a group of Japanese kids

2479
01:30:46,200 --> 01:30:48,200
A freshman class or sophomore class

2480
01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:50,200
I think it's freshmen

2481
01:30:50,200 --> 01:30:52,200
They get sent to an island

2482
01:30:52,200 --> 01:30:54,200
They're just randomly picked out of all the

2483
01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:56,200
Classes in Japan

2484
01:30:56,200 --> 01:30:58,200
It gets randomly picked

2485
01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:00,200
And they all get sent to an island

2486
01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:02,200
Where they are

2487
01:31:02,200 --> 01:31:04,200
Given a backpack and a weapon of some kind

2488
01:31:04,200 --> 01:31:06,200
And they're just put on

2489
01:31:06,200 --> 01:31:08,200
An island full of grids

2490
01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:10,200
And when the grids

2491
01:31:10,200 --> 01:31:12,200
Can blow up you know like if you're wearing a collar

2492
01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:14,200
And you'll die if you're in the grid

2493
01:31:14,200 --> 01:31:16,200
When the time goes off so they're slowly

2494
01:31:16,200 --> 01:31:18,200
Fortniting themselves closer and closer

2495
01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:20,200
Like the circle like the radius

2496
01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:22,200
Is getting so they're getting closer and closer

2497
01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:24,200
And they all have different weapons and when they kill each other

2498
01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:26,200
They upgrade basically

2499
01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:28,200
It's fucking awesome

2500
01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:30,200
It's so good that Kill Bill

2501
01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:32,200
References

2502
01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:34,200
Or wait

2503
01:31:34,200 --> 01:31:36,200
It might be they both reference

2504
01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:38,200
The same character but

2505
01:31:38,200 --> 01:31:40,200
The iconic like jumpsuit

2506
01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:42,200
That one of them wears I think is

2507
01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:44,200
There's something

2508
01:31:44,200 --> 01:31:46,200
That's a reference to something you killed Bill

2509
01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:48,200
I don't want to sound like an idiot and get it wrong

2510
01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:50,200
Sounds like a Wild West where they have to have it around their neck

2511
01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:52,200
You said?

2512
01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:54,200
Well that's what the Blade chasing him down

2513
01:31:54,200 --> 01:31:56,200
One of my favorite cinematic movies

2514
01:31:56,200 --> 01:31:58,200
That's what a

2515
01:31:58,200 --> 01:32:00,200
That's actual slapstick Michael

2516
01:32:00,200 --> 01:32:02,200
And I enjoy it quite a bit

2517
01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:04,200
But anyway

2518
01:32:04,200 --> 01:32:06,200
Battle Royale one of the best movies of all time

2519
01:32:06,200 --> 01:32:08,200
Like hands down

2520
01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:10,200
Really awesome Hunger Games

2521
01:32:10,200 --> 01:32:12,200
Blows it with all the

2522
01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:14,200
Talk about district 9

2523
01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:16,200
District whatever it doesn't matter

2524
01:32:16,200 --> 01:32:18,200
This opens with a bunch of kids waking up in a room

2525
01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:20,200
They're given weapons

2526
01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:22,200
The rest of it is it's two hours of

2527
01:32:22,200 --> 01:32:24,200
Exactly no the rest of it

2528
01:32:24,200 --> 01:32:26,200
No no there's plot

2529
01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:28,200
I'll give one away in the book

2530
01:32:28,200 --> 01:32:30,200
I'll say the book because I read the book

2531
01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:32,200
That

2532
01:32:32,200 --> 01:32:34,200
I read about half the book I couldn't get through it

2533
01:32:34,200 --> 01:32:36,200
It's kind of boring but there's one

2534
01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:38,200
If it's in the movie I hope this doesn't ruin it

2535
01:32:38,200 --> 01:32:40,200
But there's a couple

2536
01:32:40,200 --> 01:32:42,200
That like the high school couple

2537
01:32:42,200 --> 01:32:44,200
Who were just together for a while like since 8th grade

2538
01:32:44,200 --> 01:32:46,200
Or since 7th grade and they're just like

2539
01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:48,200
Fuck it I can't kill you you can't kill me

2540
01:32:48,200 --> 01:32:50,200
We're gonna die and they just jump off a cliff

2541
01:32:50,200 --> 01:32:52,200
Because they're just like fuck it

2542
01:32:52,200 --> 01:32:54,200
You know like it just gets

2543
01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:56,200
Dark it's good love it

2544
01:32:56,200 --> 01:32:58,200
Super good

2545
01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:00,200
Jason? Face?

2546
01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:02,200
Yes so

2547
01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:04,200
Knowing the thing and I see you typing it in

2548
01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:06,200
I originally

2549
01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:08,200
Looked at Dutch

2550
01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:10,200
I don't know if you guys know

2551
01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:12,200
We're gonna look it up right now

2552
01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:14,200
Ed O'Neil

2553
01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:16,200
Ed O'Neil?

2554
01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:18,200
Yeah

2555
01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:20,200
Oh there's another movie called Dutch with Ed O'Neil

2556
01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:22,200
Are you talking about this one? Action crime drama?

2557
01:33:22,200 --> 01:33:24,200
Lance Gross and Jeremy Meeks?

2558
01:33:24,200 --> 01:33:26,200
Well I looked at it and I was like that's not the one I was

2559
01:33:26,200 --> 01:33:28,200
Thinking of so I went okay

2560
01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:30,200
Back up out of there because it's

2561
01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:32,200
You gotta do what's on Tubi

2562
01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:34,200
So then I looked up

2563
01:33:34,200 --> 01:33:36,200
Once Bitten and I was like oh

2564
01:33:36,200 --> 01:33:38,200
Yes

2565
01:33:38,200 --> 01:33:40,200
Is that Jim Carrey? Well one of his first

2566
01:33:40,200 --> 01:33:42,200
Maybe

2567
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:44,200
Remember the shower when they're like that's a classic

2568
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:46,200
And I went well everybody's gonna

2569
01:33:46,200 --> 01:33:48,200
Know that one so I

2570
01:33:48,200 --> 01:33:50,200
Ended up going back

2571
01:33:50,200 --> 01:33:52,200
And not deciding that because I thought okay

2572
01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:54,200
Everybody's gonna see that I'm gonna throw some curve ball

2573
01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:56,200
At him because again

2574
01:33:56,200 --> 01:33:58,200
I'm just here to

2575
01:33:58,200 --> 01:34:00,200
I then

2576
01:34:00,200 --> 01:34:02,200
Looked up Major League

2577
01:34:02,200 --> 01:34:04,200
Which one are you suggesting?

2578
01:34:04,200 --> 01:34:06,200
Well because I didn't know

2579
01:34:06,200 --> 01:34:08,200
The first one wasn't on there you know Dutch

2580
01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:10,200
So I went to this one and I went no you guys

2581
01:34:10,200 --> 01:34:12,200
Are all gonna know that so trying to be like

2582
01:34:12,200 --> 01:34:14,200
Oh this is a good pick

2583
01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:16,200
Well I chose the next

2584
01:34:16,200 --> 01:34:18,200
Which was Major League

2585
01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:20,200
You want us to do Major League over once Bitten?

2586
01:34:20,200 --> 01:34:22,200
No well no because it's not

2587
01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:24,200
On Tubi

2588
01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:26,200
So then I thought to myself

2589
01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:28,200
Well I'm just trying

2590
01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:30,200
To be honest like a guy

2591
01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:32,200
So then I went okay there's nothing that can beat

2592
01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:34,200
That except one and that was

2593
01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:36,200
Princess Bride

2594
01:34:36,200 --> 01:34:38,200
And that's on

2595
01:34:38,200 --> 01:34:40,200
Tubi

2596
01:34:40,200 --> 01:34:42,200
If I type this in

2597
01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:44,200
There's nothing better than the fucking movie Princess Bride

2598
01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:46,200
The Princess Bride

2599
01:34:46,200 --> 01:34:48,200
If it's not on here

2600
01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:50,200
Oh it's the greatest movie

2601
01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:52,200
I'm gonna cut you off you're drunk and I'm gonna

2602
01:34:52,200 --> 01:34:54,200
And I'm just gonna go with fucking one spin

2603
01:34:54,200 --> 01:34:56,200
Never go up against a Sicilian when death is

2604
01:34:56,200 --> 01:34:58,200
Oh that was the best

2605
01:34:58,200 --> 01:35:00,200
Holy shit the Goonies is on Tubi

2606
01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:02,200
And so when I saw that

2607
01:35:02,200 --> 01:35:04,200
Can we wild card the Goonies just for fun?

2608
01:35:04,200 --> 01:35:06,200
No that's the one I chose because again once

2609
01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:08,200
Drunk and unemployed

2610
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:10,200
In Greenland

2611
01:35:10,200 --> 01:35:12,200
Princess Bride greatest movie it's not on there

2612
01:35:12,200 --> 01:35:14,200
You motherfucker you're cut off

2613
01:35:14,200 --> 01:35:16,200
So I said Goonies

2614
01:35:16,200 --> 01:35:18,200
I said the Goonies before you

2615
01:35:18,200 --> 01:35:20,200
Alright fine

2616
01:35:20,200 --> 01:35:22,200
I'm going to allow it because you got me

2617
01:35:22,200 --> 01:35:24,200
Actually you need to get me more high

2618
01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:26,200
Well again it's all in front of you

2619
01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:28,200
Are we watching Once Bitten? Fuck yeah

2620
01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:30,200
That's the best movie ever

2621
01:35:30,200 --> 01:35:32,200
Alright look the Goonies that's a tough one

2622
01:35:32,200 --> 01:35:34,200
To top alright this has been

2623
01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:36,200
Probably the most stacked

2624
01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:38,200
Group of movies that have ever gone

2625
01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:40,200
I almost am willing

2626
01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:42,200
To say fuck it and we let the dice choose

2627
01:35:42,200 --> 01:35:44,200
Because

2628
01:35:44,200 --> 01:35:46,200
So far we have Hobo with a

2629
01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:48,200
Shotgun we have hardcore

2630
01:35:48,200 --> 01:35:50,200
Henry both of those great action

2631
01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:52,200
Flicks totally outside the horror

2632
01:35:52,200 --> 01:35:54,200
Element which I'm okay with for now

2633
01:35:54,200 --> 01:35:56,200
Battle Royale

2634
01:35:56,200 --> 01:35:58,200
One of the best movies of all time

2635
01:35:58,200 --> 01:36:00,200
You guys will love it

2636
01:36:00,200 --> 01:36:02,200
Oh god then someone suggested

2637
01:36:02,200 --> 01:36:04,200
What was it Doom Patrol? No

2638
01:36:04,200 --> 01:36:06,200
Doom Runners

2639
01:36:06,200 --> 01:36:08,200
That's really your thing

2640
01:36:08,200 --> 01:36:10,200
Man you okay

2641
01:36:10,200 --> 01:36:12,200
Well it's not as stacked as I remember

2642
01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:14,200
When things are going on I forgot

2643
01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:16,200
What you threw in

2644
01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:18,200
Fuck alright

2645
01:36:18,200 --> 01:36:20,200
And then we have

2646
01:36:20,200 --> 01:36:22,200
You said

2647
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:24,200
Hard Graves

2648
01:36:24,200 --> 01:36:26,200
We kind of had the Goonies and Once Bitten

2649
01:36:26,200 --> 01:36:28,200
Both

2650
01:36:28,200 --> 01:36:30,200
Once Bitten was the wild card from my understanding

2651
01:36:30,200 --> 01:36:32,200
Because I chose the Goonies

2652
01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:34,200
Because I really wanted the Princess Bride

2653
01:36:34,200 --> 01:36:36,200
I'm confused

2654
01:36:36,200 --> 01:36:38,200
You know what we're throwing Once Bitten in

2655
01:36:38,200 --> 01:36:40,200
So here that's the 6 right there

2656
01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:42,200
2 4 6

2657
01:36:42,200 --> 01:36:44,200
Is that the order right here?

2658
01:36:44,200 --> 01:36:46,200
Is this a horse race like in prison?

2659
01:36:46,200 --> 01:36:48,200
I was good at horse races

2660
01:36:48,200 --> 01:36:50,200
You want to just number those down 1 through 6?

2661
01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:52,200
Yeah and then roll the dice on every order

2662
01:36:52,200 --> 01:36:54,200
It's going to change everything

2663
01:36:54,200 --> 01:36:56,200
No it's your order bud

2664
01:36:56,200 --> 01:36:58,200
We're going to randomize this

2665
01:36:58,200 --> 01:37:00,200
Oh my god now this is

2666
01:37:00,200 --> 01:37:02,200
We both have the same order

2667
01:37:02,200 --> 01:37:04,200
Here we go

2668
01:37:04,200 --> 01:37:06,200
Fold your paper up

2669
01:37:06,200 --> 01:37:08,200
I want my order

2670
01:37:08,200 --> 01:37:10,200
Oh they're not going to

2671
01:37:10,200 --> 01:37:12,200
Do it survivor style

2672
01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:14,200
They don't know anyway

2673
01:37:14,200 --> 01:37:16,200
I got my choice

2674
01:37:16,200 --> 01:37:18,200
Anthony number it

2675
01:37:18,200 --> 01:37:20,200
Here put one in both hands

2676
01:37:20,200 --> 01:37:22,200
Anthony pick a hand

2677
01:37:22,200 --> 01:37:24,200
Don't match mine too much

2678
01:37:24,200 --> 01:37:26,200
I need to read it

2679
01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:28,200
I'm not going to match the words

2680
01:37:28,200 --> 01:37:30,200
I'm listening to amateur show

2681
01:37:30,200 --> 01:37:32,200
Telling them what to do

2682
01:37:32,200 --> 01:37:34,200
Heart attack

2683
01:37:36,200 --> 01:37:38,200
That's why you have a heart attack

2684
01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:40,200
You're fucking right

2685
01:37:40,200 --> 01:37:42,200
Oh wow

2686
01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:44,200
If you're shaking it more twice

2687
01:37:44,200 --> 01:37:46,200
I'm going to put my hand in my dad's hand

2688
01:37:46,200 --> 01:37:48,200
They're in one of my hands

2689
01:37:48,200 --> 01:37:50,200
Now Jason you pick one of those two gentlemen to pick

2690
01:37:50,200 --> 01:37:52,200
Who's going to pick which hand?

2691
01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:56,200
Oh because he brought me up here and everything

2692
01:37:56,200 --> 01:37:58,200
He's already a star let's go with the other guy

2693
01:37:58,200 --> 01:38:00,200
Well I'm just saying I wouldn't have

2694
01:38:00,200 --> 01:38:02,200
Left

2695
01:38:02,200 --> 01:38:04,200
It is in my left hand

2696
01:38:04,200 --> 01:38:08,200
Now choose who in the room besides yourself is going to pick

2697
01:38:08,200 --> 01:38:10,200
Besides my hand

2698
01:38:10,200 --> 01:38:12,200
Choose which one of them is going to choose

2699
01:38:12,200 --> 01:38:14,200
Which one of ours is going to be

2700
01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:16,200
Remember I picked you

2701
01:38:16,200 --> 01:38:18,200
Austin

2702
01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:20,200
So what am I doing?

2703
01:38:20,200 --> 01:38:22,200
Yellow or white

2704
01:38:22,200 --> 01:38:24,200
Wow that's pretty good

2705
01:38:24,200 --> 01:38:26,200
So your list is the number

2706
01:38:26,200 --> 01:38:28,200
Good it's fucking your show

2707
01:38:28,200 --> 01:38:30,200
Should I randomize the numbers?

2708
01:38:30,200 --> 01:38:32,200
No just go down the list

2709
01:38:32,200 --> 01:38:34,200
Just go down the list it's his list

2710
01:38:34,200 --> 01:38:36,200
We picked it fair and square

2711
01:38:36,200 --> 01:38:38,200
Well give it to me I can read I don't need my glasses yet

2712
01:38:38,200 --> 01:38:40,200
Four oh I see five

2713
01:38:40,200 --> 01:38:42,200
Oh don't put them in your order make sure it's down the list

2714
01:38:42,200 --> 01:38:44,200
It is it's in the order they're written on here

2715
01:38:44,200 --> 01:38:46,200
Okay

2716
01:38:46,200 --> 01:38:48,200
Now you need dice

2717
01:38:48,200 --> 01:38:50,200
And now somebody else take the numbers

2718
01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:52,200
You take the numbers

2719
01:38:52,200 --> 01:38:54,200
Alright so

2720
01:38:54,200 --> 01:38:56,200
They're written

2721
01:38:56,200 --> 01:38:58,200
Oh okay so

2722
01:38:58,200 --> 01:39:00,200
Number one is the hobo showgun

2723
01:39:00,200 --> 01:39:02,200
Number two is Hancock Henry

2724
01:39:02,200 --> 01:39:04,200
Three is Battle Royale

2725
01:39:04,200 --> 01:39:06,200
Four is Duran

2726
01:39:06,200 --> 01:39:08,200
So if it's a five or six

2727
01:39:08,200 --> 01:39:10,200
It's the fucking weird

2728
01:39:10,200 --> 01:39:12,200
It's the choice now

2729
01:39:12,200 --> 01:39:14,200
Okay

2730
01:39:14,200 --> 01:39:16,200
Give me a dice

2731
01:39:16,200 --> 01:39:18,200
Roll

2732
01:39:18,200 --> 01:39:20,200
A D6

2733
01:39:20,200 --> 01:39:22,200
Make it

2734
01:39:22,200 --> 01:39:24,200
Wait

2735
01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:26,200
Make it super

2736
01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:28,200
Dramatic

2737
01:39:28,200 --> 01:39:30,200
Two out

2738
01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:32,200
Two out of three

2739
01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:34,200
Fuck it

2740
01:39:34,200 --> 01:39:36,200
I need to smoke more man

2741
01:39:36,200 --> 01:39:38,200
I need to

2742
01:39:38,200 --> 01:39:40,200
Let's see what we get at the ultimate one

2743
01:39:40,200 --> 01:39:42,200
Wait let's take another guess

2744
01:39:42,200 --> 01:39:44,200
Yeah let's go real quick

2745
01:39:44,200 --> 01:39:46,200
I'm analyzing

2746
01:39:46,200 --> 01:39:48,200
Anthony read it read even quiet this whole time

2747
01:39:48,200 --> 01:39:50,200
You want to read it out

2748
01:39:50,200 --> 01:39:52,200
Oh yeah read okay wait let's go

2749
01:39:52,200 --> 01:39:54,200
Alright let's start with you we're working our way around

2750
01:39:54,200 --> 01:39:56,200
Anthony start this shit

2751
01:39:56,200 --> 01:39:58,200
I'm so scared

2752
01:39:58,200 --> 01:40:00,200
The first dice rolls tumbling across

2753
01:40:00,200 --> 01:40:02,200
The table clattering with

2754
01:40:02,200 --> 01:40:04,200
Suspense it lands on a

2755
01:40:04,200 --> 01:40:06,200
Five

2756
01:40:06,200 --> 01:40:08,200
Alright Austin

2757
01:40:08,200 --> 01:40:10,200
The second roll the dice spins

2758
01:40:10,200 --> 01:40:12,200
Energetically bouncing off the edges

2759
01:40:12,200 --> 01:40:14,200
It settles on a four

2760
01:40:14,200 --> 01:40:16,200
That is Doom

2761
01:40:16,200 --> 01:40:18,200
Patrol Jason

2762
01:40:18,200 --> 01:40:20,200
What am I reading I can't

2763
01:40:20,200 --> 01:40:22,200
Fuck that's so little

2764
01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:24,200
Finally the third roll

2765
01:40:28,200 --> 01:40:30,200
The dice twists and turns

2766
01:40:30,200 --> 01:40:32,200
And is deciding

2767
01:40:32,200 --> 01:40:34,200
It's fate it comes to rest

2768
01:40:34,200 --> 01:40:36,200
Showing a uno

2769
01:40:36,200 --> 01:40:38,200
The outcome of the rolls

2770
01:40:38,200 --> 01:40:40,200
Are five four and one

2771
01:40:40,200 --> 01:40:42,200
For the best two out of three we consider

2772
01:40:42,200 --> 01:40:44,200
The rolls five and four

2773
01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:46,200
Okay

2774
01:40:46,200 --> 01:40:48,200
What's the goonies are do

2775
01:40:48,200 --> 01:40:50,200
Maiden

2776
01:40:50,200 --> 01:40:52,200
Okay so between them

2777
01:40:52,200 --> 01:40:54,200
Give

2778
01:40:54,200 --> 01:40:56,200
Me a winner

2779
01:40:56,200 --> 01:40:58,200
I don't know what that means

2780
01:40:58,200 --> 01:41:00,200
Can I spell it wrong

2781
01:41:00,200 --> 01:41:02,200
I don't know

2782
01:41:02,200 --> 01:41:04,200
View analysis

2783
01:41:06,200 --> 01:41:08,200
Between the two highest rolls

2784
01:41:08,200 --> 01:41:10,200
Which are five and four the winner is the roll of

2785
01:41:10,200 --> 01:41:12,200
Five

2786
01:41:12,200 --> 01:41:14,200
That's the goonies

2787
01:41:14,200 --> 01:41:16,200
That's the goonies baby

2788
01:41:16,200 --> 01:41:18,200
I like that

2789
01:41:18,200 --> 01:41:20,200
I like that I like that but

2790
01:41:20,200 --> 01:41:22,200
Just give me a D6 roll and see what happens

2791
01:41:22,200 --> 01:41:24,200
Because I think we fucked with it

2792
01:41:24,200 --> 01:41:26,200
We fucked with it with the one two three thing

2793
01:41:26,200 --> 01:41:28,200
But I will say the first thing it landed on was a five

2794
01:41:28,200 --> 01:41:30,200
You know what it was a five

2795
01:41:30,200 --> 01:41:32,200
Was the first roll

2796
01:41:32,200 --> 01:41:34,200
I don't know how you guys play your games

2797
01:41:34,200 --> 01:41:36,200
Do it again you get two

2798
01:41:36,200 --> 01:41:38,200
That's a random one

2799
01:41:38,200 --> 01:41:40,200
What's number three

2800
01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:42,200
I mean that's pretty good

2801
01:41:42,200 --> 01:41:44,200
Wait a minute

2802
01:41:44,200 --> 01:41:46,200
Thought for me

2803
01:41:46,200 --> 01:41:48,200
Like the very first roll ever

2804
01:41:48,200 --> 01:41:50,200
Prevents it in this GBT

2805
01:41:50,200 --> 01:41:52,200
If you were to do that the very first roll ever

2806
01:41:52,200 --> 01:41:54,200
You're absolutely right not only does it say

2807
01:41:54,200 --> 01:41:56,200
It lands on a five it also says

2808
01:41:56,200 --> 01:41:58,200
Down here it says five and the sponsor is here

2809
01:41:58,200 --> 01:42:00,200
And he's pulling his swag

2810
01:42:00,200 --> 01:42:02,200
We might not have another show if I don't

2811
01:42:02,200 --> 01:42:04,200
Go with the first one

2812
01:42:04,200 --> 01:42:06,200
I mean I'm just saying if I was to be Donald Trump

2813
01:42:06,200 --> 01:42:08,200
Yeah yeah yeah

2814
01:42:08,200 --> 01:42:10,200
Great so we're going with five which as you said the goonies

2815
01:42:10,200 --> 01:42:12,200
The goonies my original pick

2816
01:42:12,200 --> 01:42:14,200
You know what Ashley I'm not going to fight anymore

2817
01:42:14,200 --> 01:42:16,200
The goonies is wonderful

2818
01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:18,200
I don't even have to watch it

2819
01:42:18,200 --> 01:42:20,200
I am going to gladly watch it

2820
01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:22,200
And do research

2821
01:42:22,200 --> 01:42:24,200
Can we do the German night

2822
01:42:24,200 --> 01:42:26,200
I'll give you my granddaughter

2823
01:42:26,200 --> 01:42:28,200
Oh yeah I love that too

2824
01:42:28,200 --> 01:42:30,200
Oh no you're a list it's right here sir

2825
01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:32,200
I am your secretary

2826
01:42:32,200 --> 01:42:34,200
Oh my god if you were my secretary

2827
01:42:34,200 --> 01:42:36,200
Oh you're it? Yeah

2828
01:42:36,200 --> 01:42:38,200
It's hot by the way

2829
01:42:38,200 --> 01:42:40,200
No it's not actually

2830
01:42:40,200 --> 01:42:42,200
That's what's cool about the hellstone too

2831
01:42:42,200 --> 01:42:44,200
Another plug for the hellstone

2832
01:42:44,200 --> 01:42:46,200
It's a good name the hellstone

2833
01:42:46,200 --> 01:42:48,200
Well again you get four or five

2834
01:42:48,200 --> 01:42:50,200
Dabs out of it for one

2835
01:42:50,200 --> 01:42:52,200
It really does not get

2836
01:42:52,200 --> 01:42:54,200
Hot I literally just took a dab and I'm holding it

2837
01:42:54,200 --> 01:42:56,200
I can pull it out like it's

2838
01:42:56,200 --> 01:42:58,200
Legitimate whoops it got wax everywhere

2839
01:42:58,200 --> 01:43:00,200
And I apologize it's all over your hand

2840
01:43:00,200 --> 01:43:02,200
But I can What? Yeah

2841
01:43:02,200 --> 01:43:04,200
Well I didn't mean to My hand?

2842
01:43:04,200 --> 01:43:06,200
Well yes listen don't be

2843
01:43:06,200 --> 01:43:08,200
Like that so when I pulled it out

2844
01:43:08,200 --> 01:43:10,200
See look the wax comes down

2845
01:43:10,200 --> 01:43:12,200
I just was showing everybody that I

2846
01:43:12,200 --> 01:43:14,200
Was actually touching it because again

2847
01:43:14,200 --> 01:43:16,200
No other dab can you do

2848
01:43:16,200 --> 01:43:18,200
That with that's why you got that huge ass torch

2849
01:43:18,200 --> 01:43:20,200
This one you can touch right after

2850
01:43:20,200 --> 01:43:22,200
It's not hot and I was just presenting

2851
01:43:22,200 --> 01:43:24,200
That instead of letting it go down into your

2852
01:43:24,200 --> 01:43:26,200
I apologize so pulling it out

2853
01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:28,200
Showed it but it got wax all

2854
01:43:28,200 --> 01:43:30,200
Over your hand Yeah like I said

2855
01:43:30,200 --> 01:43:32,200
I'm not meaning it but that's great I don't think it did

2856
01:43:32,200 --> 01:43:34,200
Pulled it out and dribbled on your hand so I don't think it did

2857
01:43:34,200 --> 01:43:36,200
Beautiful okay outside yeah

2858
01:43:36,200 --> 01:43:38,200
Yeah because I saw it drip down like it is

2859
01:43:38,200 --> 01:43:40,200
Here so the hellstone drips down normally

2860
01:43:40,200 --> 01:43:42,200
Into a You're not making it better

2861
01:43:42,200 --> 01:43:44,200
Over describing is not the way

2862
01:43:44,200 --> 01:43:46,200
To go here I think

2863
01:43:46,200 --> 01:43:48,200
I mean if you're fucking with me

2864
01:43:48,200 --> 01:43:50,200
You're doing an excellent job

2865
01:43:50,200 --> 01:43:52,200
Because I seriously don't see any wax

2866
01:43:52,200 --> 01:43:54,200
On me it would have been right

2867
01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:56,200
There okay well then good

2868
01:43:56,200 --> 01:43:58,200
I wasn't awesome

2869
01:43:58,200 --> 01:44:00,200
Alright so we're gonna watch the Goonies

2870
01:44:00,200 --> 01:44:02,200
That's a fun one

2871
01:44:02,200 --> 01:44:04,200
That's a great movie I like the Goonies

2872
01:44:04,200 --> 01:44:06,200
How many times have you seen them?

2873
01:44:06,200 --> 01:44:08,200
Oh dude we were there was a time where I

2874
01:44:08,200 --> 01:44:10,200
Lived in an apartment when I was a kid

2875
01:44:10,200 --> 01:44:12,200
And we didn't have like internet or cable or anything

2876
01:44:12,200 --> 01:44:14,200
We just had a few movies we had Mean Girls

2877
01:44:14,200 --> 01:44:16,200
Crank 2 high voltage

2878
01:44:16,200 --> 01:44:18,200
The Goonies

2879
01:44:18,200 --> 01:44:20,200
Notorious

2880
01:44:20,200 --> 01:44:22,200
The Biggie Smalls maybe

2881
01:44:22,200 --> 01:44:24,200
And a few other ones I've since forgotten

2882
01:44:24,200 --> 01:44:26,200
And so yeah I've seen Goonies a lot

2883
01:44:26,200 --> 01:44:28,200
Anthony the big Goonies guy

2884
01:44:28,200 --> 01:44:30,200
Who isn't

2885
01:44:30,200 --> 01:44:32,200
I don't know

2886
01:44:32,200 --> 01:44:34,200
He kind of looks like

2887
01:44:34,200 --> 01:44:36,200
What's his name Sloth?

2888
01:44:36,200 --> 01:44:38,200
Wow thanks for that reference because he was the

2889
01:44:38,200 --> 01:44:40,200
Greatest character in there he could have killed everybody but didn't

2890
01:44:40,200 --> 01:44:42,200
That's the vibe I've been getting

2891
01:44:42,200 --> 01:44:44,200
From the news

2892
01:44:44,200 --> 01:44:46,200
And she walked into his house

2893
01:44:46,200 --> 01:44:48,200
Right now Andy looks like Mama Fratelli

2894
01:44:48,200 --> 01:44:50,200
Ah

2895
01:44:50,200 --> 01:44:52,200
He's got that knitted hat on

2896
01:44:52,200 --> 01:44:54,200
That's a Mama Fratelli

2897
01:44:54,200 --> 01:44:56,200
That's it

2898
01:44:56,200 --> 01:44:58,200
Go up there and get it

2899
01:44:58,200 --> 01:45:00,200
Oh from the Goonies

2900
01:45:00,200 --> 01:45:02,200
Okay I didn't know her name

2901
01:45:02,200 --> 01:45:04,200
I didn't know her name

2902
01:45:04,200 --> 01:45:06,200
I didn't know her name was Mama Fratelli

2903
01:45:06,200 --> 01:45:08,200
I guess I haven't seen it as many times

2904
01:45:08,200 --> 01:45:10,200
Axl Rose played Mama Fratelli

2905
01:45:10,200 --> 01:45:12,200
Axl Rose

2906
01:45:12,200 --> 01:45:14,200
Axl Rose from 40 years later

2907
01:45:14,200 --> 01:45:16,200
That actress was in Scrooge

2908
01:45:16,200 --> 01:45:18,200
The oldest one where she has a knitted hat

2909
01:45:18,200 --> 01:45:20,200
Like you've got on right now

2910
01:45:20,200 --> 01:45:22,200
Oh Scrooge is such a good movie

2911
01:45:22,200 --> 01:45:24,200
Man we should have done Scrooge

2912
01:45:24,200 --> 01:45:26,200
Wait Scrooge?

2913
01:45:26,200 --> 01:45:28,200
With Bill Murray yeah yeah

2914
01:45:28,200 --> 01:45:30,200
Can we make yours Christmas one?

2915
01:45:30,200 --> 01:45:32,200
Oh but nothing beats the Goonies I mean

2916
01:45:32,200 --> 01:45:34,200
Other than Princess Bride

2917
01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:36,200
Is Goonies a Christmas movie?

2918
01:45:36,200 --> 01:45:38,200
Absolutely it's a movie every movie

2919
01:45:38,200 --> 01:45:40,200
You gotta call him the dolly llama

2920
01:45:40,200 --> 01:45:42,200
It's not anything to do with Christmas

2921
01:45:42,200 --> 01:45:44,200
No as he said it literally

2922
01:45:44,200 --> 01:45:46,200
It's one of those movies you watch over and over and over

2923
01:45:46,200 --> 01:45:48,200
Doesn't matter what year, time, season

2924
01:45:48,200 --> 01:45:50,200
It always works

2925
01:45:50,200 --> 01:45:52,200
Are you talking about that time you kissed that boy?

2926
01:45:52,200 --> 01:45:54,200
The dolly llama?

2927
01:45:54,200 --> 01:45:56,200
No the guy that argued with you

2928
01:45:56,200 --> 01:45:58,200
About whether Die Hard was a Christmas movie

2929
01:45:58,200 --> 01:46:00,200
For 15 minutes

2930
01:46:00,200 --> 01:46:02,200
I forgot your friend

2931
01:46:02,200 --> 01:46:04,200
Wasn't there a weird scandal where the dolly llama

2932
01:46:04,200 --> 01:46:06,200
Forced the 10 year old boy to come up on stage

2933
01:46:06,200 --> 01:46:08,200
With his tongue sucked his tongue

2934
01:46:08,200 --> 01:46:10,200
Come suck my tongue kid

2935
01:46:10,200 --> 01:46:12,200
In front of a whole audience full of people

2936
01:46:12,200 --> 01:46:14,200
And everyone's like

2937
01:46:14,200 --> 01:46:16,200
It's the dolly llama go suck his tongue

2938
01:46:16,200 --> 01:46:18,200
That guy's not my friend his name's Dustin Lama

2939
01:46:18,200 --> 01:46:20,200
We just call him dolly llama

2940
01:46:20,200 --> 01:46:22,200
Which I'm going to stop doing now

2941
01:46:22,200 --> 01:46:24,200
What a weird

2942
01:46:24,200 --> 01:46:26,200
I don't know what he means to what religion

2943
01:46:26,200 --> 01:46:28,200
So whatever that religion is

2944
01:46:28,200 --> 01:46:30,200
Rethink your choices I think

2945
01:46:30,200 --> 01:46:32,200
Well if you're Catholic you'll suck something else

2946
01:46:32,200 --> 01:46:34,200
Why is this thing always going to get you?

2947
01:46:34,200 --> 01:46:36,200
Well it doesn't

2948
01:46:36,200 --> 01:46:38,200
Organically

2949
01:46:38,200 --> 01:46:44,200
I think this has been an overwhelming half naked presence

2950
01:46:44,200 --> 01:46:46,200
So that makes a difference

2951
01:46:46,200 --> 01:46:50,200
Trying to get three quarters naked the whole time

2952
01:46:50,200 --> 01:46:54,200
Trying to get all the way naked up to my ball hair

2953
01:46:54,200 --> 01:46:56,200
It's a bush

2954
01:46:56,200 --> 01:46:58,200
I think I would blow my brains out tonight

2955
01:46:58,200 --> 01:47:00,200
If I had to sleep in the living room

2956
01:47:00,200 --> 01:47:02,200
Where your bare ass was on my couch

2957
01:47:02,200 --> 01:47:04,200
Never bare ass

2958
01:47:04,200 --> 01:47:06,200
Never bare ass

2959
01:47:06,200 --> 01:47:08,200
I will go with my bush

2960
01:47:08,200 --> 01:47:10,200
So I sleep the

2961
01:47:10,200 --> 01:47:12,200
Your bush is going to cushion

2962
01:47:12,200 --> 01:47:14,200
Wait you have enough ass bush or enough bush bush

2963
01:47:14,200 --> 01:47:16,200
What do you call that the bat cave?

2964
01:47:16,200 --> 01:47:18,200
It's a little down under

2965
01:47:18,200 --> 01:47:20,200
Do you shake your shit bro?

2966
01:47:20,200 --> 01:47:22,200
No I hate everything about this

2967
01:47:22,200 --> 01:47:24,200
We're shutting it down

2968
01:47:24,200 --> 01:47:26,200
With Anthony here

2969
01:47:26,200 --> 01:47:28,200
With Austin here

2970
01:47:28,200 --> 01:47:30,200
With you here we're not going down

2971
01:47:30,200 --> 01:47:32,200
A pubic fucking butt hole

2972
01:47:32,200 --> 01:47:34,200
Still talking about it

2973
01:47:34,200 --> 01:47:36,200
Added out

2974
01:47:36,200 --> 01:47:38,200
Lost control

2975
01:47:38,200 --> 01:47:40,200
I've lost everything

2976
01:47:40,200 --> 01:47:42,200
My dignity

2977
01:47:42,200 --> 01:47:44,200
My fucking

2978
01:47:44,200 --> 01:47:46,200
All of my left

2979
01:47:46,200 --> 01:47:48,200
If only I was bald right now we'd be doing freaking bad cosplay

2980
01:47:48,200 --> 01:47:50,200
That's who it'd be

2981
01:47:50,200 --> 01:47:52,200
Who's Walter who's Jesse who's

2982
01:47:52,200 --> 01:47:54,200
Third gap

2983
01:47:54,200 --> 01:47:56,200
Yeah god you all look like criminals

2984
01:47:56,200 --> 01:47:58,200
You two are definitely the muscle

2985
01:47:58,200 --> 01:48:00,200
You're the guy that shows up

2986
01:48:00,200 --> 01:48:02,200
You're the guy that shows up

2987
01:48:02,200 --> 01:48:04,200
To intimidate people

2988
01:48:04,200 --> 01:48:06,200
You're the guy that's like

2989
01:48:06,200 --> 01:48:08,200
Hey listen you pay me

2990
01:48:08,200 --> 01:48:10,200
Jason doesn't hang out here

2991
01:48:10,200 --> 01:48:12,200
You know what I mean

2992
01:48:12,200 --> 01:48:14,200
But the thing is you're just over there

2993
01:48:14,200 --> 01:48:16,200
Playing the arcade machine but you're humping it

2994
01:48:16,200 --> 01:48:18,200
Singing the Andy Griffith song

2995
01:48:18,200 --> 01:48:20,200
I like that

2996
01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:22,200
I liked the Andy Griffith show

2997
01:48:22,200 --> 01:48:24,200
A little bit

2998
01:48:24,200 --> 01:48:26,200
Because his name was Andy

2999
01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:28,200
And I was a kid

3000
01:48:28,200 --> 01:48:30,200
And I was like I can relate

3001
01:48:30,200 --> 01:48:32,200
To some degree with a man

3002
01:48:32,200 --> 01:48:34,200
Who's good and virtuous and named Andy

3003
01:48:34,200 --> 01:48:36,200
Then I grew up

3004
01:48:36,200 --> 01:48:38,200
And I stopped relating

3005
01:48:38,200 --> 01:48:40,200
With the good and virtuous

3006
01:48:40,200 --> 01:48:42,200
Andy Griffith

3007
01:48:42,200 --> 01:48:44,200
Andy Rice right

3008
01:48:44,200 --> 01:48:46,200
Interesting play into that

3009
01:48:46,200 --> 01:48:48,200
They are the same name

3010
01:48:48,200 --> 01:48:50,200
Wholesome

3011
01:48:50,200 --> 01:48:52,200
There's not a lot of famous Andys

3012
01:48:52,200 --> 01:48:54,200
Other than the monsters like

3013
01:48:54,200 --> 01:48:56,200
Dick

3014
01:48:56,200 --> 01:48:58,200
Gallifinakis

3015
01:48:58,200 --> 01:49:00,200
Dick Rice

3016
01:49:00,200 --> 01:49:02,200
Who's the other one? Who's Andy

3017
01:49:02,200 --> 01:49:04,200
Warhol

3018
01:49:04,200 --> 01:49:06,200
Who's the fat kid

3019
01:49:06,200 --> 01:49:08,200
Who's the eternal looks like a kid

3020
01:49:08,200 --> 01:49:10,200
Like a fat chunky kid the whole time

3021
01:49:10,200 --> 01:49:12,200
Milonakis

3022
01:49:12,200 --> 01:49:14,200
Warhol

3023
01:49:14,200 --> 01:49:16,200
He's a freak

3024
01:49:16,200 --> 01:49:18,200
There's Andrews too

3025
01:49:18,200 --> 01:49:20,200
Andrew Dice play

3026
01:49:20,200 --> 01:49:22,200
I want to do a spin if I ever did an HBO special

3027
01:49:22,200 --> 01:49:24,200
It would be called Andrew Rice play

3028
01:49:24,200 --> 01:49:26,200
Or something like that

3029
01:49:26,200 --> 01:49:28,200
I gave you the name

3030
01:49:28,200 --> 01:49:30,200
Andy Rice play

3031
01:49:30,200 --> 01:49:32,200
Andy Rice play

3032
01:49:32,200 --> 01:49:34,200
I still want him to do an Andy Rice play

3033
01:49:34,200 --> 01:49:36,200
And do it

3034
01:49:36,200 --> 01:49:38,200
And I want him to just go on YouTube and just throw a potter

3035
01:49:38,200 --> 01:49:40,200
He wants me to take it

3036
01:49:40,200 --> 01:49:42,200
To the most slapstick level

3037
01:49:42,200 --> 01:49:44,200
There's ever been

3038
01:49:44,200 --> 01:49:46,200
On a play on words

3039
01:49:46,200 --> 01:49:48,200
But no no no

3040
01:49:48,200 --> 01:49:50,200
If I were to do that it would have to be

3041
01:49:50,200 --> 01:49:54,200
The same way

3042
01:49:54,200 --> 01:49:56,200
I'm sorry

3043
01:49:56,200 --> 01:49:58,200
I'm back home bro

3044
01:49:58,200 --> 01:50:00,200
I can't hold that one in dude

3045
01:50:00,200 --> 01:50:02,200
That's all just worse

3046
01:50:02,200 --> 01:50:04,200
This guy's being your bare ass

3047
01:50:04,200 --> 01:50:06,200
It's like your bare ass heard the idea

3048
01:50:06,200 --> 01:50:08,200
Of exposing the sides of my

3049
01:50:08,200 --> 01:50:10,200
Fabric and got excited

3050
01:50:10,200 --> 01:50:12,200
Let's launch some fucking scouts out

3051
01:50:12,200 --> 01:50:14,200
Check out the area

3052
01:50:14,200 --> 01:50:16,200
Pepper the battlefield gentlemen

3053
01:50:16,200 --> 01:50:18,200
Maybe call for the Penisaurus Rex

3054
01:50:18,200 --> 01:50:20,200
One of those smarts

3055
01:50:20,200 --> 01:50:22,200
The Penisaurus Rex

3056
01:50:22,200 --> 01:50:24,200
Is a great name for your penis

3057
01:50:24,200 --> 01:50:26,200
I have no objections to that

3058
01:50:26,200 --> 01:50:28,200
What so ever

3059
01:50:28,200 --> 01:50:30,200
Cause mine feels extinct

3060
01:50:32,200 --> 01:50:34,200
Mine's like the little one that spits

3061
01:50:34,200 --> 01:50:36,200
It has a frilled neck

3062
01:50:36,200 --> 01:50:38,200
Mine is

3063
01:50:38,200 --> 01:50:40,200
AHHHH

3064
01:50:40,200 --> 01:50:42,200
Mine's like a T-Rex

3065
01:50:42,200 --> 01:50:44,200
And it gets in their eye and they start screaming

3066
01:50:44,200 --> 01:50:46,200
And they're boogin around inside the car

3067
01:50:46,200 --> 01:50:48,200
And they're usually overweight

3068
01:50:48,200 --> 01:50:50,200
And they're banging around inside the car

3069
01:50:50,200 --> 01:50:52,200
It's in my eyes

3070
01:50:52,200 --> 01:50:54,200
Mine's the copies from Jurassic Park

3071
01:50:54,200 --> 01:50:56,200
You can handle one but

3072
01:50:56,200 --> 01:50:58,200
You get a group of them together dude

3073
01:50:58,200 --> 01:51:00,200
Pssss

3074
01:51:00,200 --> 01:51:02,200
What are you doing little fella

3075
01:51:02,200 --> 01:51:04,200
You're not as big as your cousins are you

3076
01:51:04,200 --> 01:51:06,200
Mike's

3077
01:51:06,200 --> 01:51:08,200
Someone is still blowing dirt

3078
01:51:08,200 --> 01:51:10,200
Off of the fossil

3079
01:51:10,200 --> 01:51:12,200
Somewhere in the desert

3080
01:51:12,200 --> 01:51:14,200
Hey listen buying was a good thing you got this

3081
01:51:14,200 --> 01:51:16,200
I don't know why we're talking about this

3082
01:51:16,200 --> 01:51:18,200
Let's get back to movies

3083
01:51:18,200 --> 01:51:20,200
You said Penisaurus Rex

3084
01:51:20,200 --> 01:51:22,200
And I loved it

3085
01:51:22,200 --> 01:51:24,200
What do you mean guys

3086
01:51:24,200 --> 01:51:26,200
Mike's like I'm a velocipaster

3087
01:51:26,200 --> 01:51:28,200
I'm questioning all my life choices

3088
01:51:28,200 --> 01:51:30,200
At this point

3089
01:51:30,200 --> 01:51:32,200
What is a

3090
01:51:32,200 --> 01:51:34,200
Dad joke what's a pirate's favorite

3091
01:51:34,200 --> 01:51:36,200
Letter

3092
01:51:36,200 --> 01:51:38,200
You'd think so

3093
01:51:38,200 --> 01:51:40,200
But it'd be in a C

3094
01:51:40,200 --> 01:51:42,200
Andy did you hear that

3095
01:51:42,200 --> 01:51:44,200
What is a movie called Velocipaster

3096
01:51:44,200 --> 01:51:46,200
Velocipaster

3097
01:51:46,200 --> 01:51:48,200
Is it on there

3098
01:51:48,200 --> 01:51:50,200
I don't know if it's on Tubi but

3099
01:51:50,200 --> 01:51:52,200
I'm still watching

3100
01:51:52,200 --> 01:51:54,200
I don't know what's going on

3101
01:51:54,200 --> 01:51:56,200
I'm scared

3102
01:51:56,200 --> 01:51:58,200
Oh yeah yeah yeah I was just typing in

3103
01:51:58,200 --> 01:52:00,200
Velociraptor because why wouldn't I

3104
01:52:00,200 --> 01:52:02,200
It's on Tubi

3105
01:52:02,200 --> 01:52:04,200
Yes

3106
01:52:04,200 --> 01:52:06,200
It stars oh Greg Cohen

3107
01:52:06,200 --> 01:52:08,200
Too bad that's not the movie

3108
01:52:08,200 --> 01:52:10,200
Alright

3109
01:52:10,200 --> 01:52:12,200
Who's this motherfucker

3110
01:52:12,200 --> 01:52:14,200
Well okay his name is

3111
01:52:14,200 --> 01:52:16,200
He just goes he's a Madonna type

3112
01:52:16,200 --> 01:52:18,200
He calls himself Voltaire

3113
01:52:18,200 --> 01:52:20,200
Sounds about right

3114
01:52:20,200 --> 01:52:22,200
He looks cool

3115
01:52:22,200 --> 01:52:24,200
He looks rock and roll

3116
01:52:24,200 --> 01:52:26,200
Goth whatever

3117
01:52:26,200 --> 01:52:28,200
It's a wish Chris Angel

3118
01:52:28,200 --> 01:52:30,200
It's a wish Chris Angel

3119
01:52:30,200 --> 01:52:32,200
It's a wish

3120
01:52:32,200 --> 01:52:34,200
I was going to say

3121
01:52:34,200 --> 01:52:36,200
It's a wish version of

3122
01:52:36,200 --> 01:52:38,200
What's his

3123
01:52:38,200 --> 01:52:40,200
God who

3124
01:52:40,200 --> 01:52:42,200
Any fans of the remake of

3125
01:52:46,200 --> 01:52:48,200
What's that movie with

3126
01:52:48,200 --> 01:52:50,200
Vampire Moves In Next Door Fear Street

3127
01:52:50,200 --> 01:52:52,200
No that's the Goosebumps

3128
01:52:52,200 --> 01:52:54,200
sequel

3129
01:52:54,200 --> 01:52:56,200
Vampire Moves In Next Door there was an 80's one

3130
01:52:56,200 --> 01:52:58,200
Then they did a

3131
01:52:58,200 --> 01:53:00,200
Remake with Colin Farrell

3132
01:53:00,200 --> 01:53:02,200
It's one of the best

3133
01:53:02,200 --> 01:53:04,200
The original it's like

3134
01:53:04,200 --> 01:53:06,200
This dude's next he's a vampire

3135
01:53:06,200 --> 01:53:08,200
Maybe stretch

3136
01:53:08,200 --> 01:53:10,200
I would have told you

3137
01:53:10,200 --> 01:53:12,200
I don't even know the movie

3138
01:53:12,200 --> 01:53:14,200
Do you have anything to drink here

3139
01:53:14,200 --> 01:53:16,200
Do you have anything to drink here

3140
01:53:16,200 --> 01:53:18,200
I can't remember the name but Chris Sarandon was the vampire

3141
01:53:18,200 --> 01:53:20,200
Do you guys have things to drink also

3142
01:53:20,200 --> 01:53:22,200
Do you want a bottle of water

3143
01:53:22,200 --> 01:53:24,200
Chocolate milk

3144
01:53:24,200 --> 01:53:26,200
That's what I specifically requested in my writer

3145
01:53:26,200 --> 01:53:28,200
He didn't tell me

3146
01:53:28,200 --> 01:53:30,200
Fright Night

3147
01:53:30,200 --> 01:53:32,200
Fright Night

3148
01:53:32,200 --> 01:53:34,200
Well there's two

3149
01:53:34,200 --> 01:53:36,200
The Colin Farrell Fright Night

3150
01:53:36,200 --> 01:53:38,200
Is awesome

3151
01:53:38,200 --> 01:53:40,200
There's a scene where

3152
01:53:40,200 --> 01:53:42,200
Where he

3153
01:53:42,200 --> 01:53:44,200
So they're like oh you can't

3154
01:53:44,200 --> 01:53:46,200
Get into the house right because it's

3155
01:53:46,200 --> 01:53:48,200
Boarded off then they

3156
01:53:48,200 --> 01:53:50,200
Haven't invited him in so he's like

3157
01:53:50,200 --> 01:53:52,200
So he gets fucking mad runs around

3158
01:53:52,200 --> 01:53:54,200
In the back and just starts ripping out

3159
01:53:54,200 --> 01:53:56,200
Chunks of ground finds their gas

3160
01:53:56,200 --> 01:53:58,200
Main line and rips it out of the ground

3161
01:53:58,200 --> 01:54:00,200
Exposes it lights it on

3162
01:54:00,200 --> 01:54:02,200
Fire the fire goes into the fucking

3163
01:54:02,200 --> 01:54:04,200
Place out through the fire it lights their house

3164
01:54:04,200 --> 01:54:06,200
On fire and then they have to escape in

3165
01:54:06,200 --> 01:54:08,200
The garage and like get into the car

3166
01:54:08,200 --> 01:54:10,200
Drive off and he's chasing him down like

3167
01:54:10,200 --> 01:54:12,200
T1000 like style

3168
01:54:12,200 --> 01:54:14,200
It's fucking awesome it's a cool movie

3169
01:54:14,200 --> 01:54:16,200
And it's got Anton Yelchin

3170
01:54:16,200 --> 01:54:18,200
RIP one of my favorite young actors

3171
01:54:18,200 --> 01:54:20,200
And he died unfortunately

3172
01:54:20,200 --> 01:54:22,200
In a freak

3173
01:54:22,200 --> 01:54:24,200
Car accident and it

3174
01:54:24,200 --> 01:54:26,200
Really sucks he was great I loved

3175
01:54:26,200 --> 01:54:28,200
Him in Star Trek I loved him in this

3176
01:54:28,200 --> 01:54:30,200
He was odd Thomas I could have done with a couple

3177
01:54:30,200 --> 01:54:32,200
More of those movies like

3178
01:54:32,200 --> 01:54:34,200
He's cool Alpha Dog

3179
01:54:34,200 --> 01:54:36,200
He's great it's a good movie

3180
01:54:36,200 --> 01:54:38,200
That's with Justin Timberlake yeah

3181
01:54:38,200 --> 01:54:40,200
Did you smoke cigarettes in here?

3182
01:54:40,200 --> 01:54:42,200
Oh shit

3183
01:54:42,200 --> 01:54:44,200
When do I smoke cigarettes at oh did somebody

3184
01:54:44,200 --> 01:54:46,200
Spoke on that's disrespect

3185
01:54:46,200 --> 01:54:48,200
Yeah

3186
01:54:48,200 --> 01:54:50,200
I don't know

3187
01:54:50,200 --> 01:54:52,200
That was my

3188
01:54:52,200 --> 01:54:54,200
Get ready for work

3189
01:54:54,200 --> 01:54:56,200
We're about to wrap up

3190
01:54:56,200 --> 01:54:58,200
You can smoke and just let's finish this up

3191
01:54:58,200 --> 01:55:00,200
I don't know how long it goes

3192
01:55:00,200 --> 01:55:02,200
For a smoker I don't know how

3193
01:55:02,200 --> 01:55:04,200
Heavy you are but for that's two hours you didn't

3194
01:55:04,200 --> 01:55:06,200
Say a fuck a word that's pretty good you're welcome

3195
01:55:06,200 --> 01:55:08,200
Yeah so I appreciate that I love your podcast

3196
01:55:08,200 --> 01:55:10,200
Thank you I watch it like a stalker

3197
01:55:10,200 --> 01:55:12,200
Everyone have a good time?

3198
01:55:12,200 --> 01:55:14,200
I love this fucking much my favorite day of the week

3199
01:55:14,200 --> 01:55:16,200
Every week

3200
01:55:16,200 --> 01:55:18,200
The stuff I couldn't take my pants off

3201
01:55:18,200 --> 01:55:20,200
Is anyone else pissed off

3202
01:55:20,200 --> 01:55:22,200
Jason couldn't take his pants off

3203
01:55:22,200 --> 01:55:24,200
No then I think we're okay

3204
01:55:24,200 --> 01:55:26,200
Who's with me guys come on

3205
01:55:26,200 --> 01:55:28,200
I'm not gonna freak out

3206
01:55:28,200 --> 01:55:30,200
Come on Dan

3207
01:55:30,200 --> 01:55:32,200
Well this is

3208
01:55:32,200 --> 01:55:34,200
Well we should be smoking on the way out here

3209
01:55:34,200 --> 01:55:36,200
Do you want to do your job sponsor man?

3210
01:55:36,200 --> 01:55:38,200
Again I wow I didn't know

3211
01:55:38,200 --> 01:55:40,200
I had a job to do other than sponsor you

3212
01:55:40,200 --> 01:55:42,200
Didn't you say the whole time my job

3213
01:55:42,200 --> 01:55:44,200
It's like my job back here I did but you guys

3214
01:55:44,200 --> 01:55:46,200
Kept making me talk so I'm not doing

3215
01:55:46,200 --> 01:55:48,200
Double duties unless I get paid by my own sponsorship

3216
01:55:48,200 --> 01:55:50,200
Because we were I respected

3217
01:55:50,200 --> 01:55:52,200
Your fucking opinion for once

3218
01:55:52,200 --> 01:55:54,200
Oh I'm sorry I'm not that guy

3219
01:55:54,200 --> 01:55:56,200
I'm very opinionated

3220
01:55:56,200 --> 01:55:58,200
These are called Hell stones

3221
01:55:58,200 --> 01:56:00,200
Aqua lab technologies

3222
01:56:00,200 --> 01:56:02,200
Have you ever thought about cosplaying a little

3223
01:56:02,200 --> 01:56:04,200
Lurch from the Adams family

3224
01:56:04,200 --> 01:56:06,200
I could do anything that revolves

3225
01:56:06,200 --> 01:56:08,200
Around a character of some sort

3226
01:56:08,200 --> 01:56:10,200
It's got a gothic vibe

3227
01:56:10,200 --> 01:56:12,200
Whatever you want me to do I don't know what your podcast

3228
01:56:12,200 --> 01:56:14,200
Is about but I guess I'll try anything once

3229
01:56:14,200 --> 01:56:16,200
Yeah let's get you what's it called

3230
01:56:16,200 --> 01:56:18,200
One more time

3231
01:56:18,200 --> 01:56:20,200
Death stones

3232
01:56:20,200 --> 01:56:22,200
Hell stones

3233
01:56:22,200 --> 01:56:24,200
H-E-A-L-T-H

3234
01:56:24,200 --> 01:56:26,200
However you spell health and then S-T-O-N-E-S

3235
01:56:26,200 --> 01:56:28,200
Health stones?

3236
01:56:28,200 --> 01:56:30,200
Health

3237
01:56:30,200 --> 01:56:32,200
Like I have a good health

3238
01:56:32,200 --> 01:56:34,200
Oh this whole time?

3239
01:56:34,200 --> 01:56:36,200
Health stones bro

3240
01:56:36,200 --> 01:56:38,200
I was so on board

3241
01:56:38,200 --> 01:56:40,200
For this dab

3242
01:56:40,200 --> 01:56:42,200
For this dab rig thing to be fucking called

3243
01:56:42,200 --> 01:56:44,200
A hell stone I was thinking brimstone

3244
01:56:44,200 --> 01:56:46,200
And hell fire on the packaging

3245
01:56:46,200 --> 01:56:48,200
I was on board

3246
01:56:48,200 --> 01:56:50,200
No I'm godly protected and divinely guided

3247
01:56:50,200 --> 01:56:52,200
So I don't know if what you guys

3248
01:56:52,200 --> 01:56:54,200
I'm sorry I'll call it

3249
01:56:54,200 --> 01:56:56,200
Whatever you want man it's your podcast

3250
01:56:56,200 --> 01:56:58,200
I don't want to be hostage anymore

3251
01:56:58,200 --> 01:57:00,200
Will you guys make me not wear a shirt

3252
01:57:00,200 --> 01:57:02,200
Like I want to please have my pants off too

3253
01:57:02,200 --> 01:57:04,200
But no that's not acceptable

3254
01:57:04,200 --> 01:57:06,200
Shirt fine I'm literally getting more

3255
01:57:06,200 --> 01:57:08,200
Of my sweat and back fat all over his fabric

3256
01:57:08,200 --> 01:57:10,200
Than my ass ever would have

3257
01:57:10,200 --> 01:57:12,200
It's shade

3258
01:57:12,200 --> 01:57:14,200
Not to say anything

3259
01:57:14,200 --> 01:57:16,200
I just don't know what to do

3260
01:57:16,200 --> 01:57:18,200
Other than get you high and I'm sitting here waiting

3261
01:57:18,200 --> 01:57:20,200
Let's see if it'll do it

3262
01:57:20,200 --> 01:57:22,200
Sometimes it says fuck this shit

3263
01:57:22,200 --> 01:57:24,200
Because it has to do with weed

3264
01:57:24,200 --> 01:57:26,200
Suck up something or two until you get wet in your mouth

3265
01:57:26,200 --> 01:57:28,200
Go go go go yes

3266
01:57:28,200 --> 01:57:30,200
Yep I know it's a real quick shot

3267
01:57:30,200 --> 01:57:32,200
It's almost like a shot of liquor

3268
01:57:32,200 --> 01:57:34,200
It does not taste great

3269
01:57:34,200 --> 01:57:36,200
You can taste the fucking dab

3270
01:57:36,200 --> 01:57:38,200
I will say this ladies and gentlemen

3271
01:57:38,200 --> 01:57:40,200
The health stones

3272
01:57:40,200 --> 01:57:42,200
Otherwise known as hell stones if you're real fucking

3273
01:57:42,200 --> 01:57:44,200
Aqua lab technologies

3274
01:57:44,200 --> 01:57:46,200
Oh that's cool

3275
01:57:46,200 --> 01:57:48,200
Just for fun

3276
01:57:48,200 --> 01:57:50,200
I said make us a product imaging

3277
01:57:50,200 --> 01:57:52,200
You can tweak it

3278
01:57:52,200 --> 01:57:54,200
No because it's wrong

3279
01:57:54,200 --> 01:57:56,200
Fuck your GPI shit I'm real

3280
01:57:56,200 --> 01:57:58,200
I'm just saying

3281
01:57:58,200 --> 01:58:00,200
Whatever this ATV is

3282
01:58:00,200 --> 01:58:02,200
I just know that my shit is real

3283
01:58:02,200 --> 01:58:04,200
That's not cool packaging

3284
01:58:04,200 --> 01:58:06,200
I'll buy one of those

3285
01:58:06,200 --> 01:58:08,200
I wouldn't because of the packaging it's like weird

3286
01:58:08,200 --> 01:58:10,200
It's so much in there

3287
01:58:10,200 --> 01:58:12,200
Oh are you guys Stallonians

3288
01:58:12,200 --> 01:58:14,200
What are you doing taking my water

3289
01:58:14,200 --> 01:58:16,200
I'm like Howie Mandel

3290
01:58:16,200 --> 01:58:18,200
I don't want you touching my stuff

3291
01:58:18,200 --> 01:58:20,200
He's grabbing my finger my water

3292
01:58:20,200 --> 01:58:22,200
Putting his hand in front of me

3293
01:58:22,200 --> 01:58:24,200
Andrew leave him alone

3294
01:58:24,200 --> 01:58:26,200
Jesus like I know what you're showing bro what do you want me to do

3295
01:58:26,200 --> 01:58:28,200
Wait what I need to do is go to YouTube

3296
01:58:28,200 --> 01:58:30,200
Get some fucking closing music

3297
01:58:30,200 --> 01:58:32,200
This is out of control

3298
01:58:32,200 --> 01:58:34,200
Find the right way to yell at Anthony

3299
01:58:34,200 --> 01:58:36,200
For coming on the podcast and not saying a fucking word

3300
01:58:36,200 --> 01:58:38,200
Not speaking

3301
01:58:38,200 --> 01:58:40,200
Who's Andy

3302
01:58:40,200 --> 01:58:42,200
Oh Anthony who was that

3303
01:58:42,200 --> 01:58:44,200
Oh he's never quiet

3304
01:58:44,200 --> 01:58:46,200
No he's quiet on every time we record him

3305
01:58:46,200 --> 01:58:48,200
That's just what we record

3306
01:58:48,200 --> 01:58:50,200
I'm like Bigfoot you can't take a photo of me

3307
01:58:50,200 --> 01:58:52,200
You can't record him

3308
01:58:52,200 --> 01:58:54,200
I can't hear you at all right

3309
01:58:54,200 --> 01:58:56,200
You've had some good zingers today but

3310
01:58:56,200 --> 01:58:58,200
But you've been very quiet

3311
01:58:58,200 --> 01:59:00,200
You're a very shy person in real life

3312
01:59:00,200 --> 01:59:02,200
Wow he seems like a fucking outgoing person with that shirt

3313
01:59:02,200 --> 01:59:04,200
He's yelling

3314
01:59:04,200 --> 01:59:06,200
He's a different personality on stage

3315
01:59:06,200 --> 01:59:08,200
A food jeep

3316
01:59:08,200 --> 01:59:10,200
Smoking mirrors man

3317
01:59:10,200 --> 01:59:12,200
Like motherfucking Hawaiian shirt baby

3318
01:59:12,200 --> 01:59:14,200
I have to pretend to be personable up there

3319
01:59:14,200 --> 01:59:16,200
I would totally wear a Hawaiian shirt too

3320
01:59:16,200 --> 01:59:18,200
And I would fucking do a

3321
01:59:18,200 --> 01:59:20,200
I feel

3322
01:59:20,200 --> 01:59:22,200
Haka

3323
01:59:22,200 --> 01:59:24,200
Isn't that

3324
01:59:24,200 --> 01:59:26,200
Is that Hawaiian or is that

3325
01:59:26,200 --> 01:59:28,200
Polynesian

3326
01:59:28,200 --> 01:59:30,200
I thought this was a radio show

3327
01:59:30,200 --> 01:59:32,200
That would be like

3328
01:59:32,200 --> 01:59:34,200
When I was in New Zealand they did it before the game

3329
01:59:34,200 --> 01:59:36,200
You have been to fucking New Zealand

3330
01:59:36,200 --> 01:59:38,200
I lived on an island near there

3331
01:59:38,200 --> 01:59:40,200
He has a lot of great stories

3332
01:59:40,200 --> 01:59:42,200
And we didn't hear any

3333
01:59:42,200 --> 01:59:44,200
He's the most interesting person

3334
01:59:44,200 --> 01:59:46,200
The most interesting person here

3335
01:59:46,200 --> 01:59:48,200
He's fucking trying to say

3336
01:59:48,200 --> 01:59:50,200
Look at me I personally took my shirt off so you wouldn't look at me

3337
01:59:50,200 --> 01:59:52,200
World traveler

3338
01:59:52,200 --> 01:59:54,200
Oh should he read the Goonies

3339
01:59:54,200 --> 01:59:56,200
Movie description in some other language

3340
01:59:56,200 --> 01:59:58,200
It doesn't matter if you don't speak

3341
01:59:58,200 --> 02:00:00,200
The language

3342
02:00:00,200 --> 02:00:02,200
Anthony

3343
02:00:02,200 --> 02:00:04,200
You want to read the tag line

3344
02:00:04,200 --> 02:00:06,200
This would be a lot

3345
02:00:06,200 --> 02:00:08,200
Russian

3346
02:00:08,200 --> 02:00:10,200
Don't know

3347
02:00:10,200 --> 02:00:12,200
You don't think you can translate

3348
02:00:12,200 --> 02:00:14,200
The Goonies tag line

3349
02:00:14,200 --> 02:00:16,200
I'll read it as Pat Butcher

3350
02:00:18,200 --> 02:00:20,200
Mr. Haney

3351
02:00:22,200 --> 02:00:24,200
I don't know

3352
02:00:24,200 --> 02:00:26,200
There it is

3353
02:00:26,200 --> 02:00:28,200
Yeah there it is Goonies Never Die

3354
02:00:28,200 --> 02:00:30,200
Looks like

3355
02:00:30,200 --> 02:00:32,200
Can you yell that out

3356
02:00:32,200 --> 02:00:34,200
As I play some music

3357
02:00:34,200 --> 02:00:36,200
What do we want to do

3358
02:00:36,200 --> 02:00:38,200
I said another language

3359
02:00:38,200 --> 02:00:40,200
He knows like five or some shit

3360
02:00:40,200 --> 02:00:42,200
You chose Spanish? You want to read to Spanish?

3361
02:00:42,200 --> 02:00:44,200
He knows Spanish

3362
02:00:44,200 --> 02:00:46,200
Why not do a Polynesian one

3363
02:00:46,200 --> 02:00:48,200
Tag along

3364
02:00:48,200 --> 02:00:50,200
I'll do it in a weird voice or something

3365
02:00:50,200 --> 02:00:52,200
Do it however you want to

3366
02:00:52,200 --> 02:00:54,200
What about a

3367
02:00:54,200 --> 02:00:56,200
Just like a

3368
02:00:56,200 --> 02:00:58,200
Just conversation stuff

3369
02:00:58,200 --> 02:01:00,200
How are you? What's your name?

3370
02:01:00,200 --> 02:01:02,200
Get back in the closet, quit crying

3371
02:01:02,200 --> 02:01:04,200
I know we're at two hours right now

3372
02:01:04,200 --> 02:01:06,200
But I feel like

3373
02:01:06,200 --> 02:01:08,200
There might be a little bit of editing

3374
02:01:08,200 --> 02:01:10,200
Why do you look at me when you say that

3375
02:01:10,200 --> 02:01:12,200
I don't know

3376
02:01:12,200 --> 02:01:14,200
Like I'm the sponsor bro

3377
02:01:14,200 --> 02:01:16,200
What do you even have in mind

3378
02:01:16,200 --> 02:01:18,200
And it's only because of your looks and touching me

3379
02:01:18,200 --> 02:01:20,200
That I even talk

3380
02:01:20,200 --> 02:01:22,200
Notice that

3381
02:01:22,200 --> 02:01:24,200
I'm going to play this music and we're going to get the fuck out of here

3382
02:01:24,200 --> 02:01:26,200
Alright

3383
02:01:26,200 --> 02:01:28,200
I feel like the brakes on your car

3384
02:01:28,200 --> 02:01:30,200
Right

3385
02:01:30,200 --> 02:01:32,200
Right

3386
02:01:34,200 --> 02:01:36,200
Amazing

3387
02:01:36,200 --> 02:01:38,200
To be honest this is

3388
02:01:38,200 --> 02:01:40,200
Turn that off before you summon ghosts

3389
02:01:40,200 --> 02:01:42,200
I'm getting worried, this is voodoo

3390
02:01:42,200 --> 02:01:44,200
This is voodoo, I didn't sign up for it

3391
02:01:44,200 --> 02:01:46,200
No, that was what you guys were just talking about

3392
02:01:46,200 --> 02:01:48,200
Not even close bud

3393
02:01:48,200 --> 02:01:50,200
That is a black gentleman, the Polynesians

3394
02:01:50,200 --> 02:01:52,200
We're Native American

3395
02:01:52,200 --> 02:02:02,200
It's a haka, H-A-K-A-K-A-K

3396
02:02:02,200 --> 02:02:04,200
Look, we're just going to do what I like

3397
02:02:04,200 --> 02:02:06,200
It's a haku

3398
02:02:06,200 --> 02:02:08,200
Some synthwave, it's always chill

3399
02:02:08,200 --> 02:02:10,200
And I'll do a shout out

3400
02:02:10,200 --> 02:02:12,200
This is to

3401
02:02:12,200 --> 02:02:14,200
Whitebad Audio posted it

3402
02:02:16,200 --> 02:02:18,200
We're listening to something called Endless Night

3403
02:02:18,200 --> 02:02:20,200
It's chill

3404
02:02:20,200 --> 02:02:22,200
We'll end on this note I guess.

3405
02:02:22,200 --> 02:02:25,200
God, hey so listen, listeners at home.

3406
02:02:25,200 --> 02:02:31,200
I, this is hands down the most off the rails.

3407
02:02:31,200 --> 02:02:33,200
You know what? Fuck it.

3408
02:02:35,200 --> 02:02:37,200
This was cool. I had fun.

3409
02:02:37,200 --> 02:02:39,200
Just be chill man, that's the whole point.

3410
02:02:39,200 --> 02:02:44,200
It was, I mean I'm high off my ass I think and my throat will never recover.

3411
02:02:44,200 --> 02:02:52,200
Bell Ringer himself came into my house and rung my bell repeatedly, over and over and over and over again.

3412
02:02:52,200 --> 02:02:54,200
That's what I do.

3413
02:02:54,200 --> 02:02:58,200
Man, you haven't even done a bell ringer yet by the way.

3414
02:02:58,200 --> 02:03:01,200
Just for record, you've literally just started the warm up.

3415
02:03:01,200 --> 02:03:05,200
We started this up with the, oh you want to do the triple dab bell ringer system.

3416
02:03:05,200 --> 02:03:10,200
Eventually, once you build up to it, I'm sure we'll have more episodes of me on here it sounds like.

3417
02:03:10,200 --> 02:03:11,200
You know wait, hold on.

3418
02:03:11,200 --> 02:03:15,200
Because we didn't even do the bell ringer. You didn't even do a triple anything.

3419
02:03:15,200 --> 02:03:17,200
Load it up. Load it up.

3420
02:03:17,200 --> 02:03:20,200
I don't know if we can anymore, we've smoked so much bud.

3421
02:03:20,200 --> 02:03:21,200
Okay, well then fuck it.

3422
02:03:21,200 --> 02:03:23,200
I don't know what to do.

3423
02:03:23,200 --> 02:03:26,200
Next episode, I'll see you guys next Saturday at Bell Hapny.

3424
02:03:26,200 --> 02:03:28,200
Next time I'm wearing shorts.

3425
02:03:28,200 --> 02:03:32,200
Well you can't take my shorts off, I don't care. They'll be at least not pants.

3426
02:03:32,200 --> 02:03:33,200
Okay, but you better not show dick.

3427
02:03:33,200 --> 02:03:35,200
No, why, why do you always have a dick?

3428
02:03:35,200 --> 02:03:36,200
Why would I man, yeah, yeah.

3429
02:03:36,200 --> 02:03:39,200
Listen, Boston, do I not, always not wear a shirt?

3430
02:03:39,200 --> 02:03:41,200
Do you not?

3431
02:03:41,200 --> 02:03:42,200
He's part guy shirt incarnate.

3432
02:03:42,200 --> 02:03:44,200
He's always known me as to not wear shirt.

3433
02:03:44,200 --> 02:03:46,200
Every picture I've seen of you has been shirtless.

3434
02:03:46,200 --> 02:03:47,200
Thank you, like I'm not trying to.

3435
02:03:47,200 --> 02:03:49,200
He goes by face, but it's really chest.

3436
02:03:49,200 --> 02:03:53,200
Hey, some are like, look at that big old belly.

3437
02:03:53,200 --> 02:03:54,200
Did you have fun Jason?

3438
02:03:54,200 --> 02:03:59,200
I had an enjoyable time. I wish we could have gotten to the actual bell ringer as part of it.

3439
02:03:59,200 --> 02:04:01,200
But, well, next episode. I'll see you guys back Saturday.

3440
02:04:01,200 --> 02:04:03,200
Yeah, we'll work our way up to that.

3441
02:04:03,200 --> 02:04:06,200
Well, obviously we're trying because nobody made it past the first level.

3442
02:04:06,200 --> 02:04:08,200
Well, level one.

3443
02:04:08,200 --> 02:04:09,200
We need Brennan here.

3444
02:04:09,200 --> 02:04:12,200
Is the first level of Elden Ring.

3445
02:04:12,200 --> 02:04:17,200
The controllers you gave me were the Donkey Kong Bongo set

3446
02:04:17,200 --> 02:04:19,200
and a Dance Dance Revolution pad.

3447
02:04:19,200 --> 02:04:22,200
And you told me to do it blindfold.

3448
02:04:22,200 --> 02:04:24,200
Well, thanks, Dan.

3449
02:04:24,200 --> 02:04:29,200
Oh, even Grandpa knows that that was awesome.

3450
02:04:29,200 --> 02:04:30,200
Thanks Captain Dan for your service.

3451
02:04:30,200 --> 02:04:34,200
With me, this has been, with me as always,

3452
02:04:34,200 --> 02:04:36,200
has been Jason.

3453
02:04:36,200 --> 02:04:41,200
The bell ringer himself, an unchained monster.

3454
02:04:41,200 --> 02:04:44,200
Someone must have made him in a lab.

3455
02:04:44,200 --> 02:04:47,200
I don't know, I'd say 40 years ago.

3456
02:04:47,200 --> 02:04:49,200
Forty-five years ago.

3457
02:04:49,200 --> 02:04:54,200
And they injected him with some sort of, yeah, fine, love.

3458
02:04:54,200 --> 02:04:55,200
We'll call it love.

3459
02:04:55,200 --> 02:04:57,200
But one of the, one of the,

3460
02:04:57,200 --> 02:04:58,200
We'll also call it hobo juice.

3461
02:04:58,200 --> 02:05:02,200
Hey, I call it soup kitchen when you got more than one of your pets.

3462
02:05:02,200 --> 02:05:04,200
This guy's been off the chains.

3463
02:05:04,200 --> 02:05:08,200
It's been, he's disarmed me at every, every opportunity.

3464
02:05:08,200 --> 02:05:13,200
I am, destroyed my level of comfort.

3465
02:05:13,200 --> 02:05:14,200
Shafer.

3466
02:05:14,200 --> 02:05:17,200
And we just started, we'll be next Saturday.

3467
02:05:17,200 --> 02:05:20,200
We have his accomplice.

3468
02:05:20,200 --> 02:05:22,200
The man who brought him here.

3469
02:05:22,200 --> 02:05:23,200
Yes, Austin, that Dan Tux.

3470
02:05:23,200 --> 02:05:26,200
The wheel man, you could say, to this crime.

3471
02:05:26,200 --> 02:05:28,200
Invasion.

3472
02:05:28,200 --> 02:05:29,200
Austin.

3473
02:05:29,200 --> 02:05:34,200
He will drive any amount of distance to beat at for some reason,

3474
02:05:34,200 --> 02:05:36,200
this podcast and I love it.

3475
02:05:36,200 --> 02:05:39,200
And he's the man that's helping us out on social.

3476
02:05:39,200 --> 02:05:40,200
Feral.

3477
02:05:40,200 --> 02:05:41,200
Goonies, let's go.

3478
02:05:41,200 --> 02:05:42,200
Yes, goonies.

3479
02:05:42,200 --> 02:05:43,200
That's awesome.

3480
02:05:43,200 --> 02:05:49,200
With me as always is Anthony, the most interesting man here.

3481
02:05:49,200 --> 02:05:51,200
He's done a bunch of shit.

3482
02:05:51,200 --> 02:05:53,200
Hasn't said a fucking word.

3483
02:05:53,200 --> 02:05:54,200
That's what the most interesting man does.

3484
02:05:54,200 --> 02:05:56,200
You've heard the commercials.

3485
02:05:56,200 --> 02:05:58,200
Man, what a quiet son of a bitch.

3486
02:05:58,200 --> 02:06:00,200
Because he lives it.

3487
02:06:00,200 --> 02:06:03,200
But hey, listen, if this is, you know what, we probably just got

3488
02:06:03,200 --> 02:06:07,200
really fucking high in the beginning, just blowing smoke into his face.

3489
02:06:07,200 --> 02:06:08,200
You're welcome.

3490
02:06:08,200 --> 02:06:09,200
This whole time.

3491
02:06:09,200 --> 02:06:10,200
You're welcome.

3492
02:06:10,200 --> 02:06:11,200
But, oh no, but you don't smoke.

3493
02:06:11,200 --> 02:06:12,200
Yeah, because you have more than smoke.

3494
02:06:12,200 --> 02:06:13,200
Oh, because you're definitely a fireman.

3495
02:06:13,200 --> 02:06:16,200
No, but he was behind the glass shield that makes him impenetrable to the smoke.

3496
02:06:16,200 --> 02:06:19,200
I, of course, am just kidding because he has a job and a family to support

3497
02:06:19,200 --> 02:06:20,200
and blah, blah, blah.

3498
02:06:20,200 --> 02:06:21,200
Mitchell.

3499
02:06:21,200 --> 02:06:22,200
Thank you.

3500
02:06:22,200 --> 02:06:23,200
Great to be here.

3501
02:06:23,200 --> 02:06:26,200
I wasn't going to sign it, but.

3502
02:06:26,200 --> 02:06:34,200
We're all monsters a little bit today.

3503
02:06:34,200 --> 02:06:42,200
With us, as always, is literally a legit on video attempt at murder of Mike today.

3504
02:06:42,200 --> 02:06:46,200
Mike, we gave him a shitload of joints.

3505
02:06:46,200 --> 02:06:48,200
We gave him a damn.

3506
02:06:48,200 --> 02:06:50,200
I'm surprised he's still awake.

3507
02:06:50,200 --> 02:06:51,200
Yeah, and he's.

3508
02:06:51,200 --> 02:06:53,200
I'm surprised I'm still awake.

3509
02:06:53,200 --> 02:06:55,200
Maybe he doesn't make it.

3510
02:06:55,200 --> 02:06:57,200
You know, you might see him next week.

3511
02:06:57,200 --> 02:06:58,200
You might not.

3512
02:06:58,200 --> 02:07:01,200
Although it will be the first time I will have seen the goodies.

3513
02:07:01,200 --> 02:07:02,200
Wait, what?

3514
02:07:02,200 --> 02:07:03,200
Never seen it.

3515
02:07:03,200 --> 02:07:04,200
What the fuck is going on?

3516
02:07:04,200 --> 02:07:05,200
Record scratch.

3517
02:07:05,200 --> 02:07:06,200
I stayed down all the way to the end.

3518
02:07:06,200 --> 02:07:07,200
One, kill him.

3519
02:07:07,200 --> 02:07:08,200
Kill him now.

3520
02:07:08,200 --> 02:07:09,200
Saving next to the end.

3521
02:07:09,200 --> 02:07:10,200
Do it.

3522
02:07:10,200 --> 02:07:11,200
You've never seen it.

3523
02:07:11,200 --> 02:07:12,200
Do it.

3524
02:07:12,200 --> 02:07:13,200
Well, that's the story.

3525
02:07:13,200 --> 02:07:14,200
Yeah, it's going to be fun.

3526
02:07:14,200 --> 02:07:15,200
I need it.

3527
02:07:15,200 --> 02:07:16,200
Can we all watch it together then with him?

3528
02:07:16,200 --> 02:07:18,200
That would be the most amazing.

3529
02:07:18,200 --> 02:07:22,200
Well, we're working with formats to maybe do some live watch stuff because that would

3530
02:07:22,200 --> 02:07:23,200
be cool.

3531
02:07:23,200 --> 02:07:25,200
I'm just watching.

3532
02:07:25,200 --> 02:07:26,200
Watch me watch the goodies.

3533
02:07:26,200 --> 02:07:27,200
My God, yes.

3534
02:07:27,200 --> 02:07:30,200
You have never fucking seen the goodies and I swear to God.

3535
02:07:30,200 --> 02:07:32,200
Oh man, live reaction to the goodies.

3536
02:07:32,200 --> 02:07:33,200
Never seen the goodies.

3537
02:07:33,200 --> 02:07:34,200
Oh my God, you're missing.

3538
02:07:34,200 --> 02:07:35,200
Oh, it's so great.

3539
02:07:35,200 --> 02:07:36,200
And if you don't think of it.

3540
02:07:36,200 --> 02:07:37,200
Oh shit.

3541
02:07:37,200 --> 02:07:38,200
We're going to do goodies next week.

3542
02:07:38,200 --> 02:07:39,200
Mike, you.

3543
02:07:39,200 --> 02:07:40,200
Is it appropriate for my granddaughter?

3544
02:07:40,200 --> 02:07:41,200
Yes.

3545
02:07:41,200 --> 02:07:42,200
Yes?

3546
02:07:42,200 --> 02:07:43,200
Oh, absolutely.

3547
02:07:43,200 --> 02:07:44,200
You better not give it a bad fucking rating.

3548
02:07:44,200 --> 02:07:45,200
Listen, I swear.

3549
02:07:45,200 --> 02:07:46,200
If you come in with a D minus for the goodies.

3550
02:07:46,200 --> 02:07:47,200
No, I'm watching my granddaughter.

3551
02:07:47,200 --> 02:07:48,200
I'll see.

3552
02:07:48,200 --> 02:07:49,200
I don't know.

3553
02:07:49,200 --> 02:07:50,200
Okay.

3554
02:07:50,200 --> 02:07:51,200
It is totally great for fans.

3555
02:07:51,200 --> 02:07:52,200
Oh, by the way.

3556
02:07:52,200 --> 02:07:53,200
I'm going to be like, it was too slapstick.

3557
02:07:53,200 --> 02:07:54,200
I didn't like it.

3558
02:07:54,200 --> 02:07:55,200
Oh no.

3559
02:07:55,200 --> 02:08:02,200
Speaking of whether you have children, whether you don't, whether you have like a niece or

3560
02:08:02,200 --> 02:08:03,200
nephew, whatever.

3561
02:08:03,200 --> 02:08:04,200
We always have millions, all of us.

3562
02:08:04,200 --> 02:08:10,680
What's a movie that you would love to watch with them and have them experience it from

3563
02:08:10,680 --> 02:08:13,840
your point of view from when you saw it when you were a child?

3564
02:08:13,840 --> 02:08:17,200
Like what's that one movie that like would that really capture the nostalgia?

3565
02:08:17,200 --> 02:08:26,280
With that question, please go to friedricepodcast.com and on the bottom of we have our number and

3566
02:08:26,280 --> 02:08:30,040
it is 702-829-0117.

3567
02:08:30,040 --> 02:08:31,760
That is the question for the week.

3568
02:08:31,760 --> 02:08:37,560
It is what movie brings you that nostalgic love that you would like to share with our

3569
02:08:37,560 --> 02:08:41,700
younger audience and maybe like the parents out there, they're looking for suggestions

3570
02:08:41,700 --> 02:08:47,200
of like what captures that like that spirit of that nostalgia I'm looking for from when

3571
02:08:47,200 --> 02:08:50,600
I was a kid that made me fall in love with movies maybe, whatever.

3572
02:08:50,600 --> 02:08:53,680
Made me fall in love with a certain type of fandom, whatever.

3573
02:08:53,680 --> 02:08:55,720
You know, give us that.

3574
02:08:55,720 --> 02:08:59,800
702-829-0117 or friedricepodcast.com.

3575
02:08:59,800 --> 02:09:01,320
It's on the bottom there.

3576
02:09:01,320 --> 02:09:09,080
So anyway, and with that, I've been your host, Andy Rice.

3577
02:09:09,080 --> 02:09:15,880
This has been Fried Rice Podcast.

3578
02:09:15,880 --> 02:09:18,880
The most fried and unhinged.

3579
02:09:18,880 --> 02:09:23,640
I'm going to cut that out specifically.

3580
02:09:23,640 --> 02:09:25,440
I'm marking that down.

3581
02:09:25,440 --> 02:09:28,440
The greatest part of it all.

3582
02:09:28,440 --> 02:09:31,440
No, no, no, no, stop.

3583
02:09:31,440 --> 02:09:32,440
Stop.

3584
02:09:32,440 --> 02:09:33,440
Stop.

3585
02:09:33,440 --> 02:09:34,440
Wait, wait, wait.

3586
02:09:34,440 --> 02:09:35,440
No one knows.

3587
02:09:35,440 --> 02:09:36,440
Wait, wait, no.

3588
02:09:36,440 --> 02:09:37,440
That's great.

3589
02:09:37,440 --> 02:09:38,440
Everybody, just for one fucking second.

3590
02:09:38,440 --> 02:09:44,760
We did a comedy show and we paid money to make it like a special, to have it like filmed

3591
02:09:44,760 --> 02:09:45,760
professionally.

3592
02:09:45,760 --> 02:09:47,320
It was on a real stage.

3593
02:09:47,320 --> 02:09:49,320
Everything was great.

3594
02:09:49,320 --> 02:09:51,600
I was doing not my greatest.

3595
02:09:51,600 --> 02:09:53,920
I didn't have that good of a set.

3596
02:09:53,920 --> 02:09:56,920
And Anthony, that's hurtful.

3597
02:09:56,920 --> 02:09:58,920
I'm sorry.

3598
02:09:58,920 --> 02:10:01,080
I love you.

3599
02:10:01,080 --> 02:10:04,440
Anthony was directly behind the curtain.

3600
02:10:04,440 --> 02:10:05,440
No.

3601
02:10:05,440 --> 02:10:11,440
If I had taken two steps back, I would have bumped into him preparing.

3602
02:10:11,440 --> 02:10:13,440
And my joke bumps.

3603
02:10:13,440 --> 02:10:18,440
And he does not have a cricket goal.

3604
02:10:18,440 --> 02:10:27,000
It broke me in a way that nothing else has ever in my life on stage.

3605
02:10:27,000 --> 02:10:32,440
I had a man just streaming at me once in Oakland and I was able to turn that into just a beautiful

3606
02:10:32,440 --> 02:10:33,920
opportunity.

3607
02:10:33,920 --> 02:10:35,920
But this destroyed me.

3608
02:10:35,920 --> 02:10:36,920
Oh, it's haunted.

3609
02:10:36,920 --> 02:10:37,920
I didn't do it on purpose.

3610
02:10:37,920 --> 02:10:38,920
Oh yeah, you did it on purpose.

3611
02:10:38,920 --> 02:10:39,920
Listen, you can't not do that on purpose.

3612
02:10:39,920 --> 02:10:40,920
It was now haunted.

3613
02:10:40,920 --> 02:10:41,920
It destroyed me.

3614
02:10:41,920 --> 02:10:42,920
Hey, can we get something to eat?

3615
02:10:42,920 --> 02:10:43,920
Is that part of the podcast?

3616
02:10:43,920 --> 02:10:44,920
I'm so fat.

3617
02:10:44,920 --> 02:10:45,920
I'm hungry, bro.

3618
02:10:45,920 --> 02:10:46,920
You showed up with tacos.

3619
02:10:46,920 --> 02:10:47,920
Did you not?

3620
02:10:47,920 --> 02:10:48,920
And I tried to eat them throughout the show.

3621
02:10:48,920 --> 02:10:49,920
Two hours.

3622
02:10:49,920 --> 02:10:50,920
I can't eat every two hours.

3623
02:10:50,920 --> 02:10:51,920
No, every 20 minutes.

3624
02:10:51,920 --> 02:10:52,920
I'm a giant.

3625
02:10:52,920 --> 02:10:53,920
6'6", 2.90.

3626
02:10:53,920 --> 02:10:54,920
What can I say?

3627
02:10:54,920 --> 02:10:55,920
He is a giant.

3628
02:10:55,920 --> 02:10:56,920
I'm not meaning to be.

3629
02:10:56,920 --> 02:10:57,920
That's why earlier I was like, I'm not going to eat.

3630
02:10:57,920 --> 02:10:58,920
I'm not going to eat.

3631
02:10:58,920 --> 02:10:59,920
I'm not going to eat.

3632
02:10:59,920 --> 02:11:04,920
I'm not going to eat.

3633
02:11:04,920 --> 02:11:10,420
I'm not going to eat.

3634
02:11:10,420 --> 02:11:13,840
I'm not going to eat.

3635
02:11:13,840 --> 02:11:24,840
I'm going to eat.

3636
02:11:24,840 --> 02:11:27,840
None of the spies said, look at these sleeper agents.

3637
02:11:27,840 --> 02:11:28,680
What do you say?

3638
02:11:28,680 --> 02:11:32,040
Should I add, pass the salt?

3639
02:11:32,040 --> 02:11:34,760
And he's like, I'll meet you at the library.

3640
02:11:34,760 --> 02:11:35,960
I don't know what you're talking about.

3641
02:11:35,960 --> 02:11:37,200
La Biblioteca.

3642
02:11:37,200 --> 02:11:38,760
Oh fuck, I've just been activated.

3643
02:11:38,760 --> 02:11:39,920
The crow flies with fitment.

3644
02:11:39,920 --> 02:11:41,360
Ah, the sand.

3645
02:11:41,360 --> 02:11:42,800
Yes, activation.

3646
02:11:42,800 --> 02:11:44,360
All right, well that was fun.

3647
02:11:44,360 --> 02:11:45,320
Well, no, and then you've.

3648
02:11:45,320 --> 02:11:46,160
Wait, what?

3649
02:11:46,160 --> 02:11:47,000
I already ended it.

3650
02:11:47,000 --> 02:11:47,840
And then.

3651
02:11:47,840 --> 02:11:49,920
Oh no, fuck, I hate that shit.

3652
02:11:49,920 --> 02:11:51,480
Fuck you, I hate it.

3653
02:11:51,480 --> 02:11:53,200
I hate it, no, we're done, we're done.

3654
02:11:53,200 --> 02:11:54,040
I'm ending this, bye.

3655
02:11:54,040 --> 02:11:54,880
Just keep doing.

3656
02:11:54,880 --> 02:12:18,720
I'm ending this, bye.