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And hey everyone, it's your host Andy Rice.

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The episode you're about to listen to,

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The Way of the Gun 2000,

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Benicio Del Toro, Ryan Philippi.

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The website you have to go to, friedricepodcast.com.

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The number you have to call, 702-829-0117.

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And the question you have to answer is,

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what's the craziest thing you've seen while high?

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This episode's great.

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I'm going to fight for women's rights,

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if we're just gonna be perfectly honest

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against these two knuckleheads.

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And then a special guest appearance

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by none other than Randy Ice.

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Buckle up and enjoy the ride.

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It's alright, it move.

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history in the history of this fucking show like

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Nobody has fucked that up worse than you. You know, I'm gonna do a redo right now. Here we go

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Welcome

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Partners

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To the most

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Mexican standoff episode there's ever been in this year parts of fried rice podcast

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I'm your host Andy rice. Let's get fried with me as always is Austin

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Rooting tootin Farrell check me out on AOL messenger

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With us as always it's Michael. He survived a gun shootout this morning

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He met up at noon high noon with another man the man shot four times and missed four times

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And then Mike ran away like a little bitch alive one more time. Lawson. I'm just drifting

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Man, I'm just drifting by the way. We did not watch a western

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No, we did

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Hey, that was a lot earlier

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Distraction this time. We don't have to wait for the dryer

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Yeah, so we did not really watch a western we kind of we watched a modern-day western

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But we will get into that much later

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Because the way this podcast work

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Uh, let's get into just our week

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That's pretty great though. I did freeze it on an image of a gun and the movie we watched was the way of the gun

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So that's pretty perfect

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Okay, so

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How's everyone's week? How are you fucking great week so far went and saw Ben Bailey our boy fucking Anthony Mitchell opened for him

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That was amazing. Let's get into it. Me and Sean went there. We got into the venue

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It's the old it's a it's a used to be a JC penny that the the theater bought and turned into a little theater while they

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Renovate their main theater. They're doing shows to support that so go out to shows there and go see that stuff so we can get a theater

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Maybe we'll perform there and this was where what a king man

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Okay, and then also just speaking of theaters

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They're partitioning their petitioning to not petitioning but they're Trump trying to get a theater here in Bullhead

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We need they're opening up a new I think performing arts center if I'm not mistaken

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That's what I read on the sign and they want to build a big theater

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and so I know that

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Diane Mackenzie who runs the

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Ghosts like children's theater that I've done work with in the past for the summer camp

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She went and we gave Mojave comedy or we just I told her that Mojave comedy gives our blessing to get a theater

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Know she knows sorry

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We're not in charge of everything but hobby comedy because she did ask for she asked for

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She asked for Mojave comedy support. Yeah, I was gonna give her right

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I was gonna give her fried rice podcast support and then I thought about it first off

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We're not big enough for our support to matter second off. Does she really want fried rice?

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I can't maybe maybe not who knows right this week anyway, okay?

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Oh, yeah, but yeah, Ben Bailey great show

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I just when I got in there there wasn't a lot of security

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It was just an old lady like do you have your ticket you show your ticket and then you can go like in and out

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Of the theater if you want. Oh, I walk in I sit down. I remember. Oh, I have my old Polaroid camera

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I should get a Polaroid of Anthony while he's on stage give it to him for his big day

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So I realized that I walked into the venue full of people and a celebrity sat down in my chair

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Came back in with a strange oddly shaped package

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The Polaroid had the case and it's like a square thing walked back in

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So that'd go to the bathroom came back to it when the show started the lights went out

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Reached into it and pulled a black object out of it and aimed it at the nobody bad

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Nobody bad at a fucking eyes

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So basically I could have assassinated the cash cab guy if I wanted to so I was gonna write when you said that there was

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Lack security with the little old grandmother in my mind. I'm thinking man

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Maybe we shouldn't put that information out on the podcast internet sphere because someone might try to shoot the cash get but then you

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You he's not definitely put my fears to rest because they were completely acknowledged and right

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So they I could put them aside because oh fears acknowledged. Yes. Yeah, then you then you talked about a full-blown assassination

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Plane they figured that out because when I went to go take the Polaroid when Anthony went up on stage the mic kept cutting out

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And so it was just silence, but I was like, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna take the picture

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So nobody hears the Polaroid like while he's talking and right as I take the picture the mic cuts out

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So that lady saw me do that and she was like that's what that motherfucker was doing like and she went back behind the curtain

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Yeah, cuz they closed the curtain to the entrance so the light doesn't get in and she just ran back there

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I was like, oh fuck and I went sat back down in my seat so they couldn't kick me out

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So, okay, so I get this was a JC Penny Kingman. Yeah

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So if there's any wannabe assassins out there

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Get the cash cam guy if he's still performing

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Oh, pretty sure that was a one-time performance or something like that. Hey, sure. Wow, we can we're here at fried rice podcast

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We don't advocate that you go kill Amy. She was

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She's done that to herself with just stealing jokes. She killed herself

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Yeah, she was right. Yeah joke stealing and I'll give her credit accused of joke stealing, but I think it's pretty cement now

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I think it's pretty easy when you play a joke when you do the side-by-side. I've seen that all the time

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It's just like oh did they steal a joke? Well, let's find out and then you just put the joke

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That's the guy said in the 70s and then their joke in 2005 and yeah, they stole a fucking joke

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But it's not always I gotta tell you I've seen it happen where it's not a stolen joke

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I've seen parallel thinking happen in real time. We do it all the time. What are we doing? We play mind-melting

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It's just parallel thinking now. It's more

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Yeah more possible than ever now like just because they found out that Stephen Hawking went to Epstein's Islands

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That's like a gold mine of Joe. Yeah, exactly. So I'm writing some and I'm hoping nobody does

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Oh, yeah, no one else is writing any Epstein jokes right now

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No, I'm Stephen Hawking you throw Stephen Hawking in there, right? Yeah, but after the show

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We were hanging out with Anthony like congratulating him and everything we talked to the other

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One of the other feature acts that was with Ben Bailey and his name was Jeff

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Baldinger the unfortunately named Jeff Baldinger was there

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Really nice guy got to talk about comedy and life and he's like, hey guys

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Just hang around for a minute and then he calls us backstage and we get to hang out with Ben Bailey for like 30

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Minutes and talk to him talk about cash cab talk about watching it now. I never okay

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Yeah, I know what my clever he's like a wordsmith. I

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peripherally like a YouTube clip

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But that's the one where you hail a cab he picks you up and then you're you can make money by answering questions

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Right. Okay, and they're very short. It's however long the ride is

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Oh, it doesn't go the whole length of the ride. Well, yeah, but it's New York City

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It's all they're all short rides. Nothing there is like there's no 30 or 40

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I'll tell you what if cash cap picked me up you'd be like, I've got a Kingman did I say yeah

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Can I say I need to go to you know, 34th Street? I meant New Jersey, right?

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And then you but you could literally as far as you want to go because

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You're making your fare as you're going. That's a free trip technically, right?

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You could then be like no take me to like it sure no matter what if you have somewhere far to go

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It's a smart take me to California charge you for your cab ride regardless. Keep asking me questions

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Yes, you automatically save 20 or 30 40 bucks. Whatever you can't that's a cash cab movie right there

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But I don't want to give his act away or anything. It was really good

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He has a lot of really good jokes about cash cab and not about cash cab. Okay

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He was doing stand-up for about 15 years before he even got cash cab did it for did cash cab and stand-up for 15 years

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COVID killed cash cab. So now he's just back to stand up and he's touring

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The show he did in Kingman. I live in Surprise, Arizona

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I drove all the way from Surprise that night to go be there to support Anthony

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Then I looked up his next show is across the street from my house in Surprise

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Tonight as we're recording this it's tonight. You're here. Yeah

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You're four hours from there now

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Wow, like come to the next show what is it that is surprising

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Yeah, not not for my luck. Yeah

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That was that was fun. That was so surreal. Shout out to our boy Anthony

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You can catch Anthony myself

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Austin Ryan Sean Perry Jesse Sean Perry shit. We've had pretty much the whole crew on here

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I think we've run the game but on the story of Anthony here next week. Maybe Anthony is gonna be here next week. So

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So that's gonna be everybody

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And next week what we hold on this episode will already have aired by the time

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Whatever fuck it. Yeah on the 16th February 16th

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I keep forgetting that put put everywhere, but it's gonna be my birthday

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Fried rice podcast live recording after the Mojave Comedy show at Miracle Mile Event Center

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I think we're just fully saying it now. I'm not gonna do the bit where it's hidden because

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Because that's so stupidly confusing. Yeah, February 16th

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Bullhead City, Arizona

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Miracle Mile Event Center 8 p.m. You can catch Mojave Comedy all of us dudes doing our stand-up

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We've been working hard at it. It's a really great venue super comfortable cheap drinks

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It's in like a lodge type of like situation. So it's like it's good

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But then right afterwards we're doing fried rice podcast live. It's the Andy Rice birthday

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Spectacular extravaganza show price of admission is one wrapped present for me, which I will open on stage

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Whatever you bring

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and Yeah, it's gonna go on pretty late and be prepared to get a little contact time maybe

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Probably just let you know bring edibles just in case. Yeah, take them during the stand-up show

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Yeah, take them during stand-up where we want everyone to be fucked up super high

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And to get home safely, of course, and of course because we're all right there. Nobody nobody's allowed to leave

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We'll all spend the night

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Yeah, very cool. So great Anthony. He's moving on up

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to the east side

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And then Mike, what was your special thing you wanted? Did I buy a small what did I get the small what you were asking?

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Okay, that was before I took the first hit of the show

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So I got the

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I went through the the Tee Moose scam. I feel not scam

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But you know Tee Moo all the time. I went on Tee Moo. Yeah for the first time today

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Yeah, and I did the whole oh I get this amount. I get $90 credit if I spend this amount of money

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Okay. Yeah, so I that's the scam ish. I'm talking about where I'm just like, yeah, there's a lot of spinning dials

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It's a lot like a game

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Like a game that never wins. Here's the thing. I like about it all these Mike and Mike

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I'm making are going to amount to real things

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Yeah, because I have a throw road coming that's gonna cover this entire space. It's 72 by 108

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I got a big dude. I bought a wall tapestry. That's backlit. That's gonna be fucking dope

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I bought a little vacuum sealer for bags because I always I always just end up like chips, you know

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Keep your weed fresh, whatever

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Yeah, I never had really thought about it till just now maybe I just invented something

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Well shit

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Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen are new new fried rice podcast product because we can invent and make this before

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Exactly. Yes

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Keep an eye out for uh, oh god, let's come up with a creative name for something. You vacuum seal weed bags

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Yeah, there's got to be something

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Some of the freeze-dried something cryo could be in there. Oh, yeah

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Fried dried fried dried fried dry. Well, it's not really dry. Well, it's already dried but

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I don't like I don't like

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Rice bag, but then we're definitely leaning on it's a fried rice prod

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As opposed to something we could legitimately just go sell right?

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Because a rice bag

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People are gonna think it's for rice. Yeah, that's true. Let them buy it for us. Yeah, they buy it. We don't care, right?

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Oh rice in quotation. Yeah

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And then every picture he shows just weed just weed in the bag

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It's a rice bag

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That but we're really just selling a vacuum sealer which they have I found on TV

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$1.98

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So, yeah, it's a rice bag

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Yeah, I found on TV $1.98. So fuck it

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And I know that after my last item we put a little leaf on top of it. It's now 298. Yeah

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Yeah, exactly remember going to smoke shops and like getting they had they would sell those little tiny baggies and they always had the coolest like little

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Designs. Yeah. Yeah little kissy lips little batman symbols. Yeah, our dollar 98 bagger comes with bags that have those

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I'll tell you list though the amount of times I've received one of those little bags. Yeah, and there was weed in it

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powdery substance

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That's more likely you see one of those bags is all I'm saying

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Which I've only seen in passing obviously because I don't do that shit

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But I've seen them on the ground outside circle k myself exactly

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There's always a very powdery substance in it right television. Yeah, but I do like those colored little bags

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I wish that they weren't just the most incriminating thing to have on you at all times

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Otherwise, I would I would have these little bags on me. But if you had a pack of those in your car

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Jail, what about LSD?

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Cool stickers. Well, yeah, but

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Those are those great packaging though. There is no packaging. It's just yeah, I

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Again, I've never tried drugs, but I did LSD once

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Hypothetically, let's just say for the sake of the law. I don't know. I did it once and

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It's a trip it's

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Salvia I've heard about I've never done salvia. I hope I haven't already talked about salvia on the show before but

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Did you drool all over? Well, I've drooled maybe like once during it

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Buddy of mine grant. Well, let's like grant

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Grant Pokemon is his name

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I think of a real last name. Oh, no, not the guy for

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But yeah, it's great

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Grant samurai, I don't know. Whatever doesn't matter this dude. I knew not named grant

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He I worked with him back in the day and at a pizza joint and he comes up to me and he's like bro

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Have you heard of salvia?

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Have you heard of salvia? I was like no, he's like well, it's

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Acid times a thousand bro. It's a trippiest fucking thing. I've ever done in my life

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This is the biggest this is really one of the biggest drug dudes. I knew and I was like cool

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Do you have some he's like he's like no, I

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Don't know if I want to fuck with it again. And I was like, okay

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So the biggest drug guy ever knew says I don't know

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I don't know if I want to fuck with it again

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You're like I gotta try this and I gotta try it and so I

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Weirdly enough later that night. I go to a hookah bar

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I'm with I'm with I just meet I meet this guy where we like he was sitting next to me

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We end up just talking and call him James will call him James

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No, I could call him Shane because he's like one of my one of my best friends. I can call him shit

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But I meet Shane we hit it off

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You know, this is back with numbers we didn't have Facebook and shit

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So I guess number the next day I'm really thinking about salvia and this guy seems like a character

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So I call him up and I go bro. I know we just met would you like to go try this drug?

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I just heard of that we can legally go buy at the smoke shop right now and the dudes like sure. Yeah, let's go

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And that's how I knew we were gonna be friends

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So we go to the smoke shop we buy some salvia

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We pack it into the this little bar that I brought

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We sit in the parking lot figuring it's legal

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So we could do it wherever right I take a hit of salvia and I I swear to God

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There's never been a stronger substance in my life that I've ever done ever. I've never experienced anything

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quite like salvia where it was a full out of body experience where

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The world disappeared everything went black. I turned into a drop of ketchup

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I was aware that I was a human drop of ketchup on a conveyor belt being

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led in this giant factory with millions of other people

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Experienced the same drop of ketchup that I am all heading into a ketchup bottle

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We all get into this ketchup bottle. It gets dark. I'm feeling I feel like liquid ketchup. I hear

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Just weird speaker noise coming out like like an like an authoritarian like a totalitarian like like go to the ketchup

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Like it was like it was aggressive. I get into the ketchup bottle and as it squeezes me out

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And I'm flying towards earth what I can only presume was like a cheeseburger earth or whatever I

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Come at it right because I'm sure a lot of it is like sinking and coming back in there's a lot of that feeling with it

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And when I came to probably from five minutes later because it's really is it's a five minute trip

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It's like a five to six minute trip. I'm sweating. I look over my friend. I'm like

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Whoa, like that was the most insane thing that's ever happened to me right now

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I'm almost having like a physical flashback to the drug right now because you feel

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weird when you do it, um

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And so I look at him and I'm like, did you feel anything?

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He's like, yeah, bro, and so he turns to me. He picks up a coffee cup. That's not there

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He takes a sip from it burns his lip

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Puts the coffee cup down for my lip

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And then he drives us home because I was like I can't drive and then as we're driving home

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He's waving to the stop sign like his trip like lasted long it

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So after that I was a lot more careful with myself

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I'm not mentally stable enough for I don't think that's above weed anymore. I've done mushrooms twice

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I had a good trip. I had a bad trip

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I did XC a handful of times before that and then nothing else really sure

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Again, allegedly I've never done any drugs. That's me. I was younger LSD lots of weed LSD and

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Mushroom shrimp every weekend. We were shrooming it out. But in when I was in high school, but then the stronger

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Salvia and stuff's come along since then I've never tried I'm terrified of it because LSD

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I even quit using LSD years ago from different though because the LSD you get a bad LSD trips very similar

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But I'll tell you this on LSD. You're still sort of aware of what's going on

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You're just everything's trippy like when I was on LSD. I went well allegedly

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I went to the bathroom and I looked at the mirror and I saw all my chest hair growing in and out of my body

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That was weird because it's really happy but I was still being able to get because it's really it's really happy

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Your hair is really growing but Salvia you can see it when you're LSD

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Salvia I fucking disappeared

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Yeah, I was gone and then I did it about ten more times in my life because I thought

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Let's see what else happens. It's right and the I

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Mean it'd be I don't want to take a whole podcast talking about the different crazy trips

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I've been on but there is one that I loved that was absolutely the best I've ever like

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Felt okay. Well, I know you don't want to spend the whole thing back one question. Yes kind of important

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Did you ever have a bad trip because just

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No, then what made you stop? That's what I'm like. That was where my career was

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I was afraid that if I I didn't well, it wasn't addictive at all

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Like it is not an addictive drug you do it once you're maybe good for like a year

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Like maybe you don't need to do it again. It's like almost like a like, you don't want so it's scary

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It's like you go into you know, you're gonna disappear

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You know that shit's gonna and I will say this let me just be blood sure

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Not everyone feels the same way that I do

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I have smoked it with other people and I've had ranges for

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Other people and I've had ranges from exact same like out-of-body fur blown experience

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Oh, maybe there was one bad experience not how I felt but consequentially like like what?

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My buddy and I did it at a cabin

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Well, we were on vacation and then our girlfriends had to pull us back from jumping off a balcony into like

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It's gonna be a very bad. So if you don't have someone a babysitter at least watching you or someone helping you

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It could have been bad because I think we thought we could fly sure that point or our bodies just guiding us towards

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You know, we don't know so without that we could have maybe just died, you know

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the best one I've ever had I

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I'm sitting there and I'm with people and

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We we added weed with it, which was a I never did again after this because it lasted too long

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But I added some weed to it and as I'm standing there my entire body

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Disappears I'm still there but it turns into water. So now I'm just a water being I'm made of saltwater

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I know I'm made of saltwater and I'm just standing there and I'm looking at my saltwater body and I'm like

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This is fucking cool. It's made of water

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then land

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Starts sprouting on my feet and starts creeping up my body until I full-blown

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Continents until I'm in a world like a working world a globe that's just split into a human

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on each of my feet I have these

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civilizations start and they start growing and

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Rapidly expanding through time like at technologically getting more advanced and right when they meet on my chest

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They immediately go to war with each other and I'm watching these fucking bombs and missiles and planes

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And anytime someone said the word spy which I don't think anyone fucking did

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But I feel like everyone kept saying the word spy. I felt like a stabbing pain in one of my ears

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And I think it was the intelligence

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agencies and each one of the like they used my brain as the intelligent like the headquarters or whatever and

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I watched them wipe each other out

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and then I watched the fucking world just can just move on without them and

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Like just grow more trees and shit

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And then I eventually that all the the land became skin and I came out of it and like clothing and stuff

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And that was not terrifying you see that would be terrifying to me

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No, I couldn't do that

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I would feel sad for those people. I would feel like I had now destroyed these worlds

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I think it's like you're the destroyer of world

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I just watched that episode of future armor were benders floating in space and that little meteor like it starts like a whole civilization

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No, but it could be it could have been a combination of that plus the Simpsons episode where she starts a civilization

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Down in your subconscious the sea monkeys episode from South Park

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There's a lot of that built in where it's like watching a tiny civilization like grow. There's even a great rope

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That's it robots. Yes, so where they open up the freezer

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There's a little it's every ant farm you had as a child exactly in your imagination. Yeah, exactly

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So it's all in your head somewhere. Yeah, so that is a cool experience

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So kids don't do sovia is the point but don't make you crazy. No, hold on

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You're doing it as God until everyone died. Yeah, I

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Maybe even felt intense emotions at the time when I watched them wipe each other out because maybe I was just like the futility of war

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What's going on? Yeah

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but it's no way no days right now most no way do I regret the decision because

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Here's the thing about Soviet unlike other drugs

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I vividly remember these things almost that's almost better than I remember actual events in my life

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There's something about something that sticks out in your brain. We're not only do you remember you remember it?

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Well, it's one of those dreams that you get implants in your brain

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It's like maybe because it's such an intense experience for your brain that it has to like store that so right

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It's like five minutes, but it feels like a year's worth of like intensive. Just put in that five minute

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Yeah, we hear it progress do not condone the use of illegal drugs. It's not illegal

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You could buy it at smoke shop or at least you could have I don't know obviously

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Oh, I know you cook. I know you was at one time

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I do remember when it happened a big thing what it first came out and it was legal

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But I think maybe they did make it illegal. I'm not I don't know

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I mean if you can find salvia you're brave enough to go on a

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very potentially a

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life-changing kind of out of body like I

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Watched Moulin Rouge as a child and what I when he's drinking the the absent and he's watching any

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Hallucinating and stuff if it's like that. Yeah, I know no no it's not like that because that's

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That's more of a lucid experience. Okay. That's like him going on a journey and like hallucinating

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But that's what I wanted and when I heard salvia could provide

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Hallucinations, that's what I was aiming for sure what I got was a much more extreme experience where

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It's not you're lucid you're at the moment and you see things it's for me

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You fucking live it. Yeah, I was like yeah again

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I can go on forever because there's one that I just I did it alone in my room and

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I was just wearing boxers was hot whatever and it's kind of important to the story. I

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Take a hit of I take a hit just one hit and that's the beauty of it. It lasts forever

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You take one hit out of your bone and you've been a five-minute adobotic speech

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You don't need a chief of all just one little a hitter-quitter and you'll fucking go to space, right?

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So I hit this thing I lay down I start sweating. I immediately go into first-person view mode

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Riding a drop of sweat down my entire body like a roller coaster

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Sounds gross sounds gross

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Maybe you want it in hindsight. Yeah, but

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God there's something right there's something about like the actual ride

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Like it felt like a waterslide down my own body like through the like the the trenches of my chest hair down my knees

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Like you know, I'm like gross frozen

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Gross are gross zone. Yeah froze on the gross version of that

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But anyway, huh that surprisingly is not the one we smoke cake part

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No, what did we smoke? What did we smoke?

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Years ago and then haven't for a while. I also thought maybe and and again, I don't I

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Don't know the do better research on salvia. Yeah, cuz we don't really long-term. I'm giving you my personal anecdotal

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experience

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Of it and it's a

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Good by me, but we've all heard the stories of people that went out windows and off rooftops and just you know

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Yeah, there's it's a dangerous thing. Make sure you have someone watching you do research to make sure that

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Someone hasn't found out that it puts holes in your brain

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Which is why I stopped doing it because I was just like cuz you don't know I don't really know anything about it, right?

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And I'm just smoking this thing. That's literally like and if it's sitting you that far away

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Yeah, here's like what's the point of smoking?

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And if it's sitting you that far away, yeah, here's what what if I stay one day? I'll tell you that's me my fear

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I'll tell you this guys. No, no. Yeah. Well, that's fine. I don't know. It's fine. Well, it's not fine

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Maybe depending on the experience. Yeah, but maybe not if I was just a riding a bead of sweat for the rest of my fucking

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But wait depends because if I can have independent thoughts while riding the bead of sweat and just be my own person

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Inside and what you still living your life on the outside. So yeah, I'm just always just whatever that's a weird

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But here's the thing. I'm not

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Entirely convinced that I didn't go to an alternate universe

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I'm not entirely convinced that that didn't happen. It's

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Felt like such a sucked out of this universe and then plopped back in

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Situation that maybe there is a world where we're all just

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Sentient drops of ketchup right here, right?

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Yeah, I think it is a salvia divinorum is what it's called

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Being like a caveman way back in the day

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There's just like a great field of salvia that he didn't know and it caught on fire one day

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He just like went into another universe. So it is a plant

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So it's just yet sage of the diviners is what it's fucking called really so this actually would make so much sense

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You know what yet let me expect to the listeners at home. Yeah to the listeners at home

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Your religion whatever it might be

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Somebody did some salvia about two thousand years ago three thousand years ago four thousand years ago, whatever

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They did salvia. They wrote down some burning bush stuff

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They wrote down some Torah stuff, which I don't have any specific examples of that

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They wrote down whatever's in the in the Muslim faith. What is that the Quran?

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They wrote down all that stuff

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Heisekite on salvia divinorum, it's called the sage of the diviners

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I 100% could have written down some biblical shit after getting back from the ketchup dimension if I really wanted to so

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Just maybe think about that before giving your money to a church. So like the 1800s

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Mormon guy when he went to the

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Just smoking divinorum and salvia then when they're like, hey

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Can you repeat the thing that you just wrote right to make sure that you actually heard it from God?

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Yeah, he's like, let me try give me five minutes. He goes back. He's like, it's gonna be roughly the same but uh

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There's been some cool tweets

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What is the indigenous use of salvia? It's a sage

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endemic to a small region of Mexico and has traditionally used by

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Mazatec Indians for divination and

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Spiritual healing recently. It's gained increased popularity as a recreational drug used by adolescents and young adults as an alternative to marijuana

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I do not think it's an alternative to marijuana. Maybe LSD maybe but

426
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Mushrooms but not marijuana. There's no no although this modern-day marijuana will admit is a lot closer to LSD

427
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:48,460
Than what we had when I was a kid sure

428
00:32:48,980 --> 00:32:53,900
Get fucked up on modern day so you can buy seeds of salvia. I

429
00:32:54,540 --> 00:33:00,060
Don't it looks like a I don't think you can pretty plant because I'll tell you what I used to buy it

430
00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:02,700
It was in a little jar

431
00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:05,820
Allah like a little weed jar but

432
00:33:05,820 --> 00:33:13,580
And it was a black dried leaf like a blackish green like like a dark green

433
00:33:14,940 --> 00:33:17,260
So babies toasted I don't know what they did to

434
00:33:18,940 --> 00:33:22,460
This just gave me an idea for a trap for my house if I go on vacation

435
00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:27,700
What's that just have like a blowtorch with enough gas in it to ignite some salvia?

436
00:33:27,860 --> 00:33:31,140
Someone walks to the door and they just fucking see

437
00:33:31,140 --> 00:33:35,420
Home alone actually home alone a drug version would be very fun

438
00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:40,180
Like exactly what you're thinking of where the robbers are trying to rob the guy

439
00:33:40,340 --> 00:33:46,700
But he's stoned and all he keeps doing is just getting the robbers higher and higher and then just by the end of the movie

440
00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:48,700
They're friends

441
00:33:51,260 --> 00:33:54,140
That is that's tell us if it's legal or not I'm curious

442
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:59,420
Yeah, that's why I say in the DEA is it say what is it it's a

443
00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:03,540
Her it's an herb in the mint family. Okay, we don't care about its or to

444
00:34:05,060 --> 00:34:08,860
How is it how is it abused chewed smoked or vaped

445
00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,220
I guess

446
00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:13,220
psychic effects include

447
00:34:13,620 --> 00:34:19,580
perceptions of bright lights vivid colors shapes and body movement as well as body or object distortions

448
00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:24,700
May also cause fear and panic uncontrollable laughter a sense of overlapping realities

449
00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:31,780
Paranoia and hallucinations that overlapping realities. That's the one that yeah, bro. I'm telling you I

450
00:34:32,980 --> 00:34:34,980
The more I think about it

451
00:34:35,780 --> 00:34:40,420
Fucking went into a goddamn other dimension, right? Because here's the thing, right?

452
00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:45,140
we're all just bodies sacks of meat blood bones, whatever but

453
00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:51,300
Our brains it just being a muscle right just a bunch of connected. Whatever's

454
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:57,580
We're all unique. We all have some sort of intelligent spark, right that makes a certain so call a soul call it a

455
00:34:59,060 --> 00:35:01,460
Consciousness call it whatever you want, right?

456
00:35:01,980 --> 00:35:04,700
Maybe that does exist outside of

457
00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:11,620
The physical right like so maybe and I'm not I'm not even saying religion is is is again

458
00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:15,340
Organized religion is probably wrong if it's written by man

459
00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:20,140
What I mean, they think the chances what they can all be right. They can all be right. Yeah, I'll be right

460
00:35:20,140 --> 00:35:25,820
But yeah, but the idea of of if the physical body dies

461
00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:30,340
But yet the maybe the consciousness exists outwards after that

462
00:35:32,020 --> 00:35:36,500
If that's possible if that's if that's what we're if that event and most religious people

463
00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:41,500
Would agree that that at least is true, right that your consciousness exists outside

464
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:48,140
It goes on past your right here your physical right even to reincarnation or whatever right some sort of heaven or hell. I

465
00:35:48,140 --> 00:35:55,140
Would I would say that if that's possible then why wouldn't a mind-altering drug that sends your consciousness?

466
00:35:55,740 --> 00:35:59,460
Into the idea of alternate realities or whatever actually

467
00:36:00,260 --> 00:36:05,860
Don't see actually go in and see it, but just but but but just for but just for a little bit

468
00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:11,500
Yeah, because I don't know well because you can't stay there. There's no there's nothing holding. Yes

469
00:36:12,740 --> 00:36:16,580
It's not illegal in the United States, but some state. I'm just trying to make it

470
00:36:16,580 --> 00:36:21,020
I'm just trying to keep my life together, dude. I don't want to think about alternate realities right now fair enough

471
00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:26,620
Yeah, let's have the thing right now, you know if it is an alternate reality

472
00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:32,860
This is not real, which is what a lot of your argument has been. This isn't real anyway. Yeah

473
00:36:33,380 --> 00:36:39,820
It doesn't matter. I would yeah, where does it quit mattering at all though? I don't know if this could be a simulation

474
00:36:40,060 --> 00:36:42,060
this could be a

475
00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:46,380
Just like I have live like I have wallpapers that rotate like we could just be a

476
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:51,260
Snapshot on someone's live wallpaper. Welcome to the deepest ever episode

477
00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:58,060
Yeah, I didn't mean to I think we're what are we smoking? I mean, yeah, I didn't even be to get because whatever it is

478
00:36:58,580 --> 00:37:00,580
It's very deep

479
00:37:01,580 --> 00:37:03,580
What the hell did you load?

480
00:37:05,580 --> 00:37:09,980
Because I don't know where you sit because we're almost in another reality today

481
00:37:09,980 --> 00:37:15,700
What are we smoking? NASA did just release a photo of a 3d model of a black hole straight up looks like a butthole

482
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:18,700
So who knows we could be cells in a just a giant body

483
00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:23,260
You know what speaking speaking of buttholes, you didn't give us obvious

484
00:37:25,260 --> 00:37:27,260
Oh, what's his name?

485
00:37:27,260 --> 00:37:29,260
Speaking of buttholes. Yeah

486
00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:32,060
Jim Carrey

487
00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:34,060
Hold on

488
00:37:34,060 --> 00:37:37,060
The only one in the news wait. Oh, is he a butthole right now? Why? No, it's his birthday

489
00:37:37,060 --> 00:37:39,060
It was just he was all over the news

490
00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:41,060
He was all over the news. Oh

491
00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:43,580
62

492
00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:45,660
What is his signature

493
00:37:46,780 --> 00:37:47,900
Kurt

494
00:37:47,900 --> 00:37:53,540
Bionic it yeah Kurt. So, okay, you see these little yeah those battles. Those are buttholes

495
00:37:55,020 --> 00:38:01,500
He bent over once when he was like 40 in the mirror and he spread his cheeks and he drew his butthole and

496
00:38:01,820 --> 00:38:06,860
He started adding it to people's signatures when they asked him to sign his book and no one ever questioned what they were

497
00:38:06,860 --> 00:38:08,860
I told somebody did

498
00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:20,260
He slaughterhouse five is is one of his uh more it's a time travel. Well, it's just speaking

499
00:38:20,260 --> 00:38:26,860
Oh, I mean Wow, I just just who wrote the movie watches. Hold on. Wait, wait, why because I think it's

500
00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:33,740
Somebody related. No slaughterhouse five just weirdly enough is about a man who throws his conscious

501
00:38:33,740 --> 00:38:38,900
Consciousness through time to go sort of a la butterfly effect if we're just gonna bring it back there

502
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:44,200
But he sort of butterflies himself butterfly affects himself back and forth through time to like World War one

503
00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:51,020
You know and like the time at the slaughterhouse, which is I forget exactly what that is. I need to reread that actually

504
00:38:52,340 --> 00:38:54,900
He also did cat's cradle, which is a great

505
00:38:54,900 --> 00:39:02,460
Book that I need to return to my English high school teacher who let me borrow it. Oh

506
00:39:03,820 --> 00:39:05,820
20 something years ago, so

507
00:39:05,820 --> 00:39:08,540
The song is the song in the book the same no

508
00:39:09,540 --> 00:39:12,740
What is I think cat the cradle and what is cats cradle?

509
00:39:12,740 --> 00:39:17,460
I think the cats cradle and cat in the cradle. Uh-huh. That's the difference

510
00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:21,740
Of names at least so they're but I meant they're not the same story. They're not the same story

511
00:39:21,740 --> 00:39:24,780
Oh this tangent brought to you by the rings. Yeah

512
00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:31,900
My bill over here. What was it brought to us by what are we smoking? Oh, yeah

513
00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:37,900
What was this? What did you give me? So well that cuz I'm really high

514
00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:41,980
Well, no, we're not even started yet. I'm getting high

515
00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:49,640
No, I am stuffed up though. All right, so whatever this is my the stuff that we were smoking that cucumber lime stuff

516
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:55,360
Whatever. It's a nice sativa. I thought you'd enjoy it. But what we're really gonna smoke today, okay

517
00:39:55,940 --> 00:39:59,860
We're really gonna smoke today is the what?

518
00:40:01,820 --> 00:40:07,480
Okay, so there's this advertisement that I've left out on the table because I diamonds thing yeah, it's called leafers

519
00:40:08,140 --> 00:40:14,460
Their logo says go hard the picture on it looks like a joint that was

520
00:40:14,460 --> 00:40:21,580
Manufactured in the future in a space lab that they've sent back in time for us to enjoy or by Heisenberg

521
00:40:21,580 --> 00:40:24,700
or by Heisenberg it could be a Heisenberg joint so I

522
00:40:25,860 --> 00:40:31,500
as you might imagine am an avid smoker and I smoke a lot I

523
00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:39,380
Had one of these the other day. I had half of one of these the other day and it wrecked me it destroyed

524
00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:41,820
It just I was so fucking high. I

525
00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:44,300
loved it, so

526
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:51,460
It's it's a longer short so I bought a oh, I mean you know, it's gonna definitely the rest of the episode like you're good

527
00:40:53,380 --> 00:40:56,460
THC counts 58 point 25 percent

528
00:40:57,860 --> 00:41:04,820
Typically, we're fucking around in the 30s guys. This is almost twice as strong. It's infused

529
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:08,500
No CBD and

530
00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:11,840
Oh, it's an indicator good

531
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,840
It's called black ice

532
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:23,760
Now I was hoping that there'd be maybe some more people here talking because obviously no one ever leaves with here with me as always

533
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,760
as everyone all the time

534
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,760
But it looks like it's just gonna be me and Mike smoking

535
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:34,840
So watch I have something to accompany with it if you guys are gonna go on this journey

536
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,360
You're gonna need some navigators, and I have some friends

537
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:43,120
Navigators and I have some friends. Oh, you brought what are we smoking? Yeah? Oh shit

538
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:46,280
Oh, I got these from jars cheech and chong have their own weed

539
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:53,360
I've had their wax and another weed yet. This one's called a berry and it's 24% and

540
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,920
Then this other one is called

541
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:03,960
Stadenko, which is 22% and they're both joints and that's that's so convenient. You brought a third joint Andy

542
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,480
Oh my god, are you? Oh no

543
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,280
Yeah, I guess set this down right here

544
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,120
Yes, I'm gonna get this other joint and set it down Mike

545
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:18,840
We have to and then you can get your super joint set it next to those. Here's the deal though. Oh

546
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:25,200
I'm gonna be able to do about maybe two full bell ringer hits before my bells

547
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:32,640
You're gonna need to put out these two dudes after for me, all right, you got can you do that?

548
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,720
Or whatever I have this I

549
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:41,640
Don't know if this will help guys so ladies and gentlemen if you're not familiar with the bell ringer, which you should be because

550
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,400
brought to you by bell ringer

551
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:51,080
Yeah, damn all right, yeah, awesome you're gonna have a lot of a lot of weight on your shoulders

552
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,080
We hit all this indica through

553
00:42:55,080 --> 00:43:01,920
I dedicate this to the long forgotten rice topia rice topia

554
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:08,780
Well, obviously it wasn't right so no actually

555
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:15,740
But not right utopia more like dyno topia remember those

556
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,160
Do you remember dyno topia?

557
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:25,520
No, dude. Hold on. Hold on. Let's just let's just look at dyno topia real quick for the people listening at home

558
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:33,560
Wait, oh I forgot that it was a it was a mini series. I thought it was a book series

559
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:40,200
Well, I might have come from a book but the only dinosaur book I ever had was it was a it was a book

560
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:44,600
But it also had like an audio thing that you can listen to and it's kids

561
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:51,600
This is the book I had this exact dyno topia with and I guess I loved it

562
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:58,200
Even though looking at it right now. It's a bunch of little girls with with with flowers in their hair

563
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:04,480
Writing a triceratops a little baby triceratops. This is one of the girliest fucking books. I've ever seen a dinosaur book

564
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:10,000
Especially for a dinosaur book, but good god is that beautiful art that is so no, it's amazing

565
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:10,960
Yeah, yeah

566
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:15,480
It's amazing. Yeah, yeah the art on this that we're looking at is but it's not just the cover art

567
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,800
It's it's every page every page is is is a beautiful

568
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:25,440
Okay, so it's a yeah, look at that. Okay, like every keep it's like a hand-painted. Oh, that's a signed copy

569
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,960
For 41 bucks

570
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:35,560
Look at that though look at the detail for people listening at home, which is everybody

571
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:42,320
Uh, cuz we didn't do video this week. I a real paintings. Yeah, this look up dyno topia paintings and I think

572
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,200
You'll be pleasantly

573
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:47,200
well

574
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:51,960
Not under or over. No, I think it's well, then I think maybe I'm gonna do some AI stuff with it

575
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:57,360
And see what I can come up. Well, yeah, oh, here's the rest of that picture. Yeah, I guess there was more to it

576
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:01,620
Oh wait, no, that's sight. It's just showing pictures. No, but look. Oh, yeah

577
00:45:01,620 --> 00:45:05,020
It's a bigger picture. Yeah. All right again riveting me casting

578
00:45:06,940 --> 00:45:13,260
We went from Saudi at a dyno topia, uh, oh now yeah, it's just avoiding this what's about to happen

579
00:45:13,260 --> 00:45:17,260
All right. So you're gonna need a video this should get the GoPro ready. Can you?

580
00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:22,300
You guys talk just

581
00:45:24,380 --> 00:45:29,380
Hey man, have you ever heard of fried rice podcast fried rice podcast? Yeah, man

582
00:45:29,380 --> 00:45:33,780
There are podcasts that reviews movies and a new one comes out every Saturday on YouTube

583
00:45:33,780 --> 00:45:37,540
They're sponsored by bell ringers L ringers. Yeah bell ringers

584
00:45:37,540 --> 00:45:44,580
It's a adapter for your bong or hookah and it holds three joints three blunts three bowls or three dabs three tabs

585
00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:52,540
Yeah, man three dabs. So check us out every Saturday on YouTube at fried rice podcast sponsored by bell ringers

586
00:45:52,540 --> 00:45:55,580
You you

587
00:45:57,220 --> 00:45:58,660
But

588
00:45:58,660 --> 00:46:00,660
Before we left under

589
00:46:01,380 --> 00:46:07,580
Unexpectedly we were about to do this bell ringer challenge and here we fucking go

590
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:10,100
All right

591
00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:12,100
gentlemen

592
00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:24,900
Oh shit Mike bell ringer

593
00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:35,260
Oh, I'll pull it out

594
00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:38,180
Hold on you're gonna be like, oh yeah

595
00:46:38,180 --> 00:46:43,180
Oh

596
00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:53,540
What the hell will go twice be careful pull that out

597
00:46:53,540 --> 00:47:16,300
Oh, don't do that

598
00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:45,220
Oh, yeah

599
00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:49,780
Get this and this one. I stopped recording good. Yeah, but I

600
00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:59,940
God shout out to the Mackay Symphony Dragon Castle. Yeah first credited music of the actual show

601
00:48:01,820 --> 00:48:04,100
And the space joints still going

602
00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:08,060
It's an infused live resin diamond infused joint diamond

603
00:48:08,060 --> 00:48:10,060
What does that mean?

604
00:48:10,060 --> 00:48:12,060
that a bunch of

605
00:48:13,580 --> 00:48:17,740
Not properly paid people in a foreign land had to

606
00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:22,860
No, no, I'm just kidding. It's not blood diamonds. It's uh, no, it's not

607
00:48:23,420 --> 00:48:29,260
It's not blood diamonds. It's not blood diamonds. It's not blood diamonds. It's not blood diamonds

608
00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:34,500
It's a concentrated. It's like crumble or a shatter or something. It's just called diamonds. Look little white crystals

609
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:39,420
It's not blood diamonds. It's a no, it's like it's like it's just a form of weed. It's a concentrated

610
00:48:39,420 --> 00:48:44,060
It's like crumble or a shatter or something. It's just called diamonds. Look little white crystals

611
00:48:46,060 --> 00:48:48,060
Not my best camera work

612
00:48:48,060 --> 00:48:50,060
Look man

613
00:48:50,060 --> 00:48:55,020
I don't think we're gonna be able to complain. I got that lit on fire. I got that on camera

614
00:48:55,020 --> 00:48:59,500
He pointed it back. From my angle it just looked like it wasn't lit. So I was like and it just went

615
00:49:00,380 --> 00:49:02,780
So what are we smoking is uh

616
00:49:03,540 --> 00:49:09,140
Everything everything everything all at once and I hope I don't see it like that movie was

617
00:49:10,460 --> 00:49:15,380
Because I watched that movie the other day hi and that was a bad idea. I'm not ready. I'm not ready to get into the movie

618
00:49:15,380 --> 00:49:20,160
No, not that movie everything everywhere all at once. Oh you watched that recently. Hi

619
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,160
That's an interesting experience

620
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,160
Oh my god, yeah

621
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,160
Everybody get away from the table

622
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:30,160
Alright, we're recording. Sorry about that guys. I guess

623
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:35,160
It doesn't like when I'm not around the mic the second I get away from the table

624
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:39,160
I just saw I didn't get I didn't touch like right. I just got up

625
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:42,160
I was very careful to avoid touching the table because of what happened last time

626
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:47,160
Perfect excuse for an ad break and a smoke

627
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:48,160
Yes

628
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,160
Yeah, so this bell ringer thing

629
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,160
They fuck you up you want to get high

630
00:49:53,160 --> 00:50:00,160
You want to get really fucking high? I'll tell you what you what do you do? You start a podcast and then about

631
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,160
Five four five months in

632
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:10,160
You get a sponsorship from bell ringer they start inviting people over to start bringing

633
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,160
Cheating chong chong

634
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:17,160
You buy one of these choice for the future. He put it in there

635
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:20,160
This whole thing was just a

636
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:25,160
Ruse for Andy to get gifts from now on

637
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:30,160
He's now ready to get gifts and I it's like people to bring him weed

638
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,160
You guys are catching on

639
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:37,160
I think it's the most I think it's the most ingenious thing ever to ask for a wrapped gift

640
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,160
As part of the mission

641
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,160
For my birthday because not only do I get some cool birthday presents

642
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:45,160
Hopefully, I'm sure the gag gifts if any of you guys have any of those

643
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:51,160
Funny one plus we're weed show. So maybe we can actually get some weed, right? Which will sponsor the show in a way

644
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,160
You too can be a sponsor

645
00:50:54,160 --> 00:51:00,160
Yeah, I'm gonna put this out. I thought I was gonna be able to finish it. We've given jars all these heads up every week

646
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,160
Yeah, I wish jars would sponsor us

647
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,160
Maybe I'll play some of this for them

648
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,160
And then make up some numbers about how many people we've been

649
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:17,160
About the thousands of people we reach every week. Technically we can use the word thousand and we can add an s

650
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:21,160
Yeah, if we're if we're considering decimal points, right?

651
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:29,160
I think we can add it. I think I think I think it was point something you can say thousands of points

652
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:34,160
I don't know. I don't know. I bet when people listen to this

653
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:37,160
They're gonna see how like energetic they are

654
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:41,160
At the beginning of the podcast and then the ad comes and then you smoking

655
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:50,160
Now leaned back about 15 people no, you're right. This is terrible podcasting. I'm so sorry people

656
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,160
Here's the problem having a sponsor

657
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:58,160
Belrigger maybe so the second half of the show. So okay, so let's get into some stuff

658
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,160
I'll be a little bit more energetic

659
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,160
first off

660
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,160
Hopefully by this time

661
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:10,160
Hopefully by this point we will have well actually no

662
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,160
Not by this point because we're currently

663
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,160
present with ourselves

664
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,160
But in the future

665
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:26,160
Like hopefully in a couple weeks when the next episode airs we should be getting some calls on our new

666
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:34,160
On our new phone number. So we got a website guys fried rice podcast.com. Just go there. See if we got any calls. We didn't

667
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,160
Not one

668
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,160
Alright well fucking please call god damn it

669
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:46,160
We haven't heard about it yet. We have a website, but also we haven't told people we have a website yet

670
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:51,160
Technically like I don't think the last episode has any well it did add to everyone

671
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:57,600
I told to call this fucking number and you didn't fuck you debate. Did you tell people to call? Yes?

672
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:04,320
Well, it's all the time you smoke we haven't actually well know that well you said that on the podcast last

673
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:08,680
No, I told people this past week. I've messaged people. Hey leave a message

674
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,400
They're like, okay, and then they probably got high I forgot

675
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:20,480
Yeah, now so yeah, but it won't air for another two weeks true. Yeah, but okay

676
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,480
What do it's seven zero two?

677
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,480
God, did we not know how?

678
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:30,520
Here we go. Well, we do not know how time we spoke three joints at once and now here's time a new concept

679
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,560
What does it mean?

680
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:37,720
God we regressed to children is that what was that joint that's super powerful

681
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,480
leafers

682
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,480
I switched over to a

683
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:51,360
Slightly the same one of those dimensions. That's the exact same. Yeah, they said maybe one thing is different

684
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,360
Just like Mike's Hawaiian shirt slightly

685
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,280
Everything everywhere all at once you've seen it. Nope

686
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:08,400
What you have to be hot top it's like it's it's like almost you watch it instant top ten like it hits your top ten

687
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,120
Like movies especially if you're high, I mean especially

688
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:17,440
Well, yeah, but I like I know people who don't do drugs this

689
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:19,960
don't smoke and

690
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,600
Yeah, cuz it just seems like I

691
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:31,560
Can't imagine watching it. No sure. That's also a personal. I'm with you. I can't imagine doing a lot without smoking weed first

692
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:37,120
But it was seven zero two eight two nine zero one one seven

693
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:41,280
I didn't even finish the fucking number earlier before I got on a stupid tangent. Maybe I do have an issue

694
00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:46,860
Someone did the only review we've ever had five stars and he goes on too many things

695
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,120
Stupid I mean I agree

696
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:04,240
Seven zero two eight two nine zero one one seven you can find it on our website fried rice podcast dot-com

697
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:11,040
There's a video on there. There's about us. You can hit the RSS. What's the question for this week? Let's think about it

698
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:23,120
Here at the fried rice podcast we'd like to apologize for any technical difficulties due to Andy fucking things up

699
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:28,160
And what the fuck is going on with this bullshit anyway, I'm sorry

700
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:32,920
I don't even know where it left off. We should check that look anytime I move

701
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:39,280
Anytime I get any just nearly comfortable this thing loses its fucking mind

702
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,480
Should I stop it again just to see where we left off? No

703
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:47,480
There's nothing I need to read fried rice podcast dot-com

704
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:53,480
Oh, it's all about the voicemail shit. Yeah, again. Welcome to how time works. How are we gonna answer all this shit?

705
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,480
Here's my new strategy

706
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:02,480
Wait, let's try this again. I got a new strat for how we're gonna

707
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:08,480
Just wait I got a new strat for how we're gonna

708
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:13,480
Oh look a strat

709
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:17,920
What's the beginning of a song? Oh like a strat like a star?

710
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:27,540
For the only other for no, but I'm way far from the table you're near the table. All right, it's not me

711
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:36,360
This isn't sick ladies and gentlemen, I'm not moving like I I don't know. Well, we'll figure it out

712
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:43,320
New strat for the voicemail God damn your hide you

713
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:49,520
That's because of the bell ringer. We don't have enough bell ringer ads to fill in the fucking dead area

714
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:59,180
One one strategy for the bell ringer maybe to not use diamond infused no, no that was the best

715
00:56:59,180 --> 00:57:03,580
Strat repeat it done. All right, so fuck it

716
00:57:04,100 --> 00:57:08,860
For the voicemails what I'm thinking we do is side a little side YouTube thing

717
00:57:09,420 --> 00:57:13,300
shorts is we will play them and answer them individually and

718
00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:19,420
Maybe do a little maybe do a little little short comment on or whatever. So you're saying by the way from the show

719
00:57:19,900 --> 00:57:24,560
Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, we're not we'll do some live on air if they're awesome, right?

720
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:30,380
Well, I will put on those maybe they're all awesome. Maybe you can just post it on the social medias once we release it

721
00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:36,180
Yeah, we'll try to we'll make a bite-size so they're fun for your family and friends and not you know, too horrendous

722
00:57:36,980 --> 00:57:38,980
So, you know the things that we say out here

723
00:57:41,220 --> 00:57:43,980
Being distracted by your name dog I was

724
00:57:47,700 --> 00:57:52,220
He's answering back well, here's the thing about that dog over there he jumps the fence

725
00:57:52,220 --> 00:57:58,660
I see him in my yard all the fucking time into your yard in my yard. He pops over does he shit in your yard?

726
00:57:58,660 --> 00:58:03,260
No, that's good. But he pops over just every time I see him in my yard. I I

727
00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:07,340
Hit the my glass. This is a big fucking rot while it's like hit the fucking glass

728
00:58:07,340 --> 00:58:10,820
I look at him I go get the fuck out of here and he looks at me

729
00:58:11,180 --> 00:58:13,860
No, it's not a chain. No, he's not a chain. No

730
00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:21,580
No, he's loose baby, but you're behind the glass. You don't open the door and do this. Hell no.

731
00:58:22,060 --> 00:58:24,740
No, I don't get anywhere near that thing. I just

732
00:58:25,900 --> 00:58:27,900
but anyway, so

733
00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:31,580
But I don't like him as a dog which neighbor

734
00:58:32,460 --> 00:58:36,140
To the to the to the left from coming in or the right

735
00:58:36,140 --> 00:58:43,540
Yeah, it's not yeah, okay. I don't want to talk about my name as anyone because it's why I brought it up. I've noticed

736
00:58:44,260 --> 00:58:46,260
that

737
00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:50,340
Since your can still not been brought in since I put the Pride Rides podcast

738
00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:53,900
bumper sticker on the back of my car

739
00:58:55,260 --> 00:58:57,740
My neighbor has reacted differently to me

740
00:58:58,740 --> 00:59:02,740
And I think it's maybe because he listened to it and especially if he started at the start

741
00:59:02,740 --> 00:59:05,900
Because we conveniently named one of the episodes at the start

742
00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:10,540
Should have just been called maybe don't start here

743
00:59:12,060 --> 00:59:15,900
This is one of the later episodes where I go like hey, he's a nice guy

744
00:59:15,900 --> 00:59:21,660
I just don't want to necessarily start a friendship with my neighbor. And so I kind of you know keep to myself

745
00:59:22,420 --> 00:59:28,380
Which is the real which is everything but now I think it's because I called him out about the trash can thing

746
00:59:28,380 --> 00:59:31,380
I think it's because I called him out about the trash can thing

747
00:59:32,180 --> 00:59:37,580
So he no longer brings in your trash he doesn't but I've written a little he doesn't take it out to the street

748
00:59:37,580 --> 00:59:42,460
I bring our both of our trash cans. You're still doing to see how he reacts. I'm trying to mend fences

749
00:59:44,460 --> 00:59:48,860
I'm trying to mend tiny little fences that my other neighbors dog jump so far

750
00:59:48,940 --> 00:59:53,060
And I hope to God doesn't shit my yard or his hey, I'm looking out for your yard, too

751
00:59:53,060 --> 01:00:00,540
Your yard looks a lot more comfortable because you take care of it. I'm just saying

752
01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:09,660
Austin's holding up a paper like like I and it reminds I had notes, but I don't know what they're for

753
01:00:09,660 --> 01:00:14,020
I feel like I've been like an hour, but I'll tell you this I feel

754
01:00:15,580 --> 01:00:17,580
Like a hostage like reading

755
01:00:18,860 --> 01:00:20,860
Because I'm trying so hard to not

756
01:00:20,860 --> 01:00:22,860
be distracted

757
01:00:22,860 --> 01:00:24,860
Well, not be a dick anymore about my neighbor

758
01:00:25,980 --> 01:00:27,980
Now that he listens to this potentially

759
01:00:29,660 --> 01:00:32,100
So advertising is its ups and its downs

760
01:00:33,220 --> 01:00:36,060
Why it makes you hide out of your home?

761
01:00:37,180 --> 01:00:39,260
Now that your neighbors might know who you are

762
01:00:39,740 --> 01:00:42,300
That's true like when you went to jury duty

763
01:00:42,980 --> 01:00:45,820
Talked about that with the jury do some person recognized

764
01:00:45,820 --> 01:00:52,580
Yeah, I just realized how dare that rottweiler go into your backyard that you don't go into at all because you're avoiding your neighbor

765
01:00:53,580 --> 01:00:54,700
I

766
01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:59,700
Was out there all day yesterday actually for the first time in a while. Yeah when they went to work

767
01:01:02,140 --> 01:01:04,140
It was my day off

768
01:01:04,660 --> 01:01:06,660
But yeah anyway

769
01:01:07,180 --> 01:01:09,180
Let's get into the movie

770
01:01:09,180 --> 01:01:15,940
Okay, we watch your movies. We certainly did it. It was a good one this I mean, I don't you want to give away the game

771
01:01:15,940 --> 01:01:18,220
I think we're allowed to say that I this was fucking awesome

772
01:01:19,860 --> 01:01:23,900
What oh I had different a little bit yeah, okay, well it's complicated

773
01:01:24,540 --> 01:01:30,860
No, it is complicated cuz I listen. I've been working for we and Danny and I were talking about this earlier. I've been working on

774
01:01:30,860 --> 01:01:37,860
a website with some AI and stuff just messing around with a character called bend over bend over flex and

775
01:01:38,860 --> 01:01:42,860
And he's writing reviews and the review he wrote for this was so negative

776
01:01:43,740 --> 01:01:49,620
But and I watched it and I didn't really agree with it, so I don't really know how to even it's my own persona that I created

777
01:01:50,620 --> 01:01:55,020
I don't agree with it. You guys broke you though. Yeah, he's grumpy. Yeah, exactly I

778
01:01:56,060 --> 01:02:00,220
There's I this movie's awesome this movie is okay well for me

779
01:02:00,220 --> 01:02:03,460
Okay, well first off. Let's just we never even said the guy

780
01:02:03,980 --> 01:02:11,020
Came out in the year 2000 it is by the same guy that directed the new mission impossible movies

781
01:02:12,140 --> 01:02:14,140
He also did

782
01:02:15,020 --> 01:02:19,820
He's gonna do the new space x movie with Tom Cruise which I just I learned about right now

783
01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:25,720
And that's probably gonna involve Tom Cruise going to space which is gonna be awesome right because

784
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:31,520
Oh, it's SpaceX. Yeah, yeah, is it that the name of one of the companies yes?

785
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:34,840
It's just it's an untitled Tom Cruise SpaceX project

786
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:38,600
He might go to actual space. Is he gonna play Elon Musk no

787
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:44,360
You'll be like a new dude, and he'll go to space and do some action shit

788
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:50,080
SpaceX is not SpaceX. That's what I was getting no. It's what's his face his company

789
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,560
Who do you know I'm Elon Musk?

790
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:59,440
Yeah, making a movie about that. I don't think he's or it's just called the same thing as the company what I'm thinking is happening

791
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:05,560
Fuck you know what you're absolutely right. It could be the the origin and he's playing Elon Musk, and it's all about SpaceX

792
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:12,080
Yeah, or what I'm thinking is space X and Tom Cruise are teaming up to do a Tom Cruise movie in space

793
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:16,080
So SpaceX is starting a new company. That's a movie company. No

794
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:21,880
I think a movie company a Hollywood budgeted movie. Okay, like hey SpaceX

795
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:28,220
We'll give you X amount of millions will blow you know like you send Tom Cruise into space for X amount of time

796
01:03:28,220 --> 01:03:30,220
So we can film a movie

797
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:37,240
We work together we make a untitled as of right now Tom Cruise slash SpaceX project

798
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:43,040
Yeah, and we go from there. I obviously have no idea it could be you're absolutely right the the biopic of

799
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:44,640
of

800
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:46,640
Elon Musk I

801
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:47,840
Hope it's not

802
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:49,040
SpaceX

803
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:53,920
I hope it's Tom Cruise in fucking space, and I hope he's really flying around at zero G

804
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:57,960
I hope he's right now in astronaut training learning how to do shit

805
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:02,520
I think I want that because he's Tom Cruise of course he's doing that if it's possible

806
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:05,800
He's insane right he's not insane. He's the coolest man on earth

807
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:10,680
He has a bad take on religion, but other than that he's mr

808
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,120
Ethan from whatever the last thing is

809
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,000
Yeah

810
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:19,920
Anyway, it's by the guy that directed those

811
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:25,440
We're so on point

812
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:29,960
He also, but he also did the Jack Reacher movie, so he's got a thing with

813
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:32,920
groceries, right

814
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:34,920
And then wave the gun

815
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,760
And then he's gonna do the new dead reckoning part two which I haven't seen

816
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:43,800
I'm waiting because I want to see them both, but I heard it's I heard it's good

817
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:47,040
He also I think wrote the tourist

818
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,640
and that's

819
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:55,400
We all know about the tourists I think it's that one that notoriously

820
01:04:56,040 --> 01:05:01,840
Won some awards that but no one liked it. Do you remember that Angelina Jolie and

821
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,240
Johnny Depp it was supposed to be a huge movie

822
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:11,360
You know and no one watched it. That's the point. It was supposed to be this huge like period piece

823
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:18,360
epic sweeping romance of action-adventure kind of style movie and

824
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:23,160
At least from my understanding no one watched it

825
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:29,280
But yet it's what it like it swept some some awards and people got pissed going like hey that seems rigged

826
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:33,320
And then I watched the Adam ruins everything on award shows and I'm like yeah

827
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:40,320
Of course it's all rigged. Nothing means anything all it is is I think I think you just got to make the right circuit

828
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:44,840
I mean you got to you got to do a legitimately good job, but then at that point you just

829
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:48,840
Apologize after that. Then you gotta just go shake the right hands if you want to actually win

830
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,080
God I'm so

831
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:55,080
I'm so hesitant to actually move anywhere because I don't want to say the stuff

832
01:05:56,120 --> 01:06:01,080
And then he did wave the gun and he also did that Valkyrie movie with Tom Cruise

833
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:03,480
Which I have not seen he wrote that

834
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:12,080
I like edge of tomorrow a lot. I read the book that edge of tomorrow is based on the Japanese movie. They changed the name of

835
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:18,680
Well, they it's called edge of tomorrow, but the slogan was so catchy that people sometimes call it live die repeat

836
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:24,480
No, I believe they've renamed that movie live die repeat. I'm gonna look at the IMDb says edge of tomorrow

837
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:28,680
It just up here. No look the original title was live die repeat

838
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:34,280
They changed it to edge of tomorrow. Okay, so it was that it used to be called edge of tomorrow

839
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:36,280
It used to be called live die repeat

840
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:38,280
Then they changed it

841
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:43,280
Okay, the original box title was live die repeat on that movie, but I did read the book

842
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:46,280
This is PG-13

843
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:48,280
Wow what they got away with

844
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:52,280
That's a dark PG-13 movie art

845
01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:55,280
Anyway, sorry guys

846
01:06:55,280 --> 01:07:01,480
Sorry, so yeah Austin I told you you had a lot of weight on your shoulder after we were gonna hit that

847
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:04,480
Yeah, Austin's fault. Austin brought those two joints

848
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:13,080
We were just gonna hit the one joint. Yeah, I said leave it to the rice president. Yeah rice president in charge way the president down. Oh

849
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:18,680
Wait, I remember what I was gonna ask you at the very beginning of this episode

850
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:21,600
Did you switch bottle sizes?

851
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:27,560
Of what? Your Gatorade bottle. You have to put it in upside down anymore?

852
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:29,560
upside down

853
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:31,560
This is just a coincidental thing

854
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:37,560
I feel like the bottle thing is now an attack a direct attack on who I am as a person

855
01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,560
I also have

856
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:41,560
Happen to have smaller bottles

857
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:47,560
If you remember clearly last week was a Snapple bottle

858
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:54,560
And it was one of the big motherfuckers and I that one was more doing this is a little gay rate

859
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,560
It fits right in

860
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:58,560
I haven't tried yet. It looks like it. Yeah, it's perfect

861
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:03,560
Anyways way the gun. Yeah

862
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:09,560
Year 2000 Benicio del Toro and some other guy. Yeah, I'm in Philippi dude. Holy shit

863
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,560
Starting this movie. I don't think he's ever said Ryan Philippe. That's what I say

864
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:17,560
I'm just gonna correct you guys definitely Philippi. I

865
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:25,560
God I hope to God I'm not wrong. I have no idea I've heard it said and I believe Ryan Philippi Philippe

866
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,560
No, let's make the

867
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:33,560
Sorry, this is important. It's important Ryan Philippe

868
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:36,560
I've heard it's

869
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:40,560
Philippe I think well, I don't know what that word you're saying is

870
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:42,560
I

871
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:45,560
Think I

872
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:50,560
Hope I'm not wrong. Well, where's the pronunciation part? Oh, yeah

873
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:55,560
We'll have to hear pronounce. We'll have to hear them say it

874
01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:59,560
Well, that doesn't

875
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:05,560
Voice that doesn't help. I'd be so to say like there's a thing that'll tell you

876
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:09,560
Yeah, I'm just gonna say intro. Oh

877
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:18,560
Damn it. Yeah. Well this work. Yeah, let's say his name

878
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,560
Suck it motherfuckers dude, it is Philippi. Okay

879
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:33,560
I knew what I was talking about. We did not we freely admit we did not know we never met him

880
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:40,060
You were very quick to say I was wrong. You know, actually there's a point in time where I

881
01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:44,320
There's the the

882
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:48,160
Harvey Mudd college, which is near the scripts college. There's like a

883
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:55,760
Where I grew up there's a bunch of colleges and the nice like track that I used to go with my buddy to go run at and

884
01:09:55,760 --> 01:10:02,760
Well, I read later on like years later when I moved to Orange County, whatever I read that he too

885
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:07,680
Used to go run on that track just when I went on like I was watching about Ryan

886
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:11,320
Yeah, Ryan Philippi because he was in cruel cruel intentions

887
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:20,000
I'm sorry, but continue. What were you saying?

888
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:25,680
Austin Yeah cruel intentions. There's that's I thought I was yeah. Have you seen that movie?

889
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:31,100
Nope, you haven't seen cool intentions him and Sarah Sarah Sarah Michelle Geller are

890
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:36,280
Stepsiblings and they try to corrupt these

891
01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:42,040
They're trying to like corrupt some chick or it's it's like a

892
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:44,600
psychological

893
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:46,600
dark kind of

894
01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:49,120
It is real good

895
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:52,720
This dark is the way the guns as dark as this one. Oh

896
01:10:54,200 --> 01:11:00,120
Well, I mean this is pretty dark as a comparison. It's it's I mean, it's different. Yeah, it's not action

897
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:03,000
He plays he's a teenager that one. He's a

898
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,760
rich

899
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:11,680
Yeah, some of the same

900
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:18,480
I know I can't you know, sometimes you watch a Stallone movie and it's always a Stallone movie. No, Ryan Philippi is a great actor

901
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:19,840
Okay

902
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:22,980
No, don't say but you could tell he's different act different roles

903
01:11:22,980 --> 01:11:27,880
I can tell Stallone's different roles too, but they don't have similarities that carry across

904
01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:33,880
I don't know them because there's some some actors there when I see them in roles and then I see them another role

905
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:39,600
I have to actually look up the role to know the character's name because they play it so differently every time

906
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:41,600
Okay, I mean

907
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:43,680
So and there's others

908
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:48,840
Because of their accent it doesn't matter what the reason is that you always see a little bit of them in the character

909
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:55,760
Sure, right Ryan Philippi looks the same and everything. So like yeah, I his voice sounds similar

910
01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:58,000
I okay, it's not like

911
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:05,720
He fledgers Joker versus exactly. That's what I'm saying how those are so but he might have done some shit

912
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:10,000
I haven't seen that does that I just haven't seen it right like Gosford Park

913
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:14,400
I'm sure he plays someone in that that's different than you played in cool attention in crash

914
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:20,200
He plays a shitty like what I see but it's awesome. I definitely see that. I haven't seen this movie

915
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:23,800
I've seen crash same curve. I've literally never seen any of the movies you guys are talking about

916
01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:29,880
Another controversial Oscar. Yes, we're just going to the controversy

917
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:35,600
People were not happy that on a sale on winds it

918
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:37,600
Wins it

919
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,600
It's like everyone else

920
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:41,600
I need to uninstall ones or winrar

921
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:44,800
Anyway

922
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:50,000
So we got Ryan Philippi, then we have Vinicius del Toro. He's just like the bit like but he's the toros

923
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,000
He did del Toro so

924
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:56,520
So awesome everything he's done that I've seen him in usual suspects

925
01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:59,120
Fucking I haven't seen wolf man, but that's

926
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:06,320
You also got a Herschel walking dead what's that Herschel from walking dead was the

927
01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:09,320
Oh

928
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:11,320
That's Herschel yeah, you're right

929
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:16,520
Which was weird seeing him without a beard and being all fucking spiritual wise

930
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:19,280
You're right seems like an idiot in this one

931
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:22,840
The old man Sarah Silverman

932
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:24,840
Which is crazy Sarah Silverman's part

933
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,840
Wait, wait, wait, we'll get into

934
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:29,320
Yeah, but you were just saying

935
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:38,640
Usual suspects he the guy that wrote all the road you he did you wrote usual suspects as well. Yeah, so that's why it's similar

936
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:44,840
But yeah, so let's just I mean this movie's great. It's these two dudes are scumbags

937
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:47,840
They want you to know this from the very start

938
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:52,840
Very start like instantly the opening of this movie is great for so many reasons

939
01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:54,840
It's the thing that sticks out

940
01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:58,840
It is it is wonderful it is

941
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:06,840
It makes you sit up in your seat. It makes you go. Oh, I'm watching something different. Yeah, it's Ryan filthy and Benicio Torres characters there

942
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:10,840
Parker and whatever the other guy's name is they

943
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:13,840
Are sitting on this dude's car?

944
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:17,840
The car alarm goes off the guys in line waiting to get into some club

945
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:19,840
he

946
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:21,840
He goes hey

947
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:23,840
Get off my car

948
01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:29,840
They don't listen to hey man. Get off my car. He's Sarah Silverman's is nagging like girlfriend and

949
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:34,840
She starts screaming a bunch of fucking slur after slur after slur just

950
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:37,840
Well, I didn't write any of it down

951
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:43,840
Every ex-girlfriend has ever yelled at me. It's exactly how each ex-girlfriend has ever yelled at me

952
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:48,840
It's the way Sarah Silverman yells at them doesn't end the same with the same gay slur does not

953
01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:53,840
End with me punching them in the face and giving them a bloody nose. Oh my god. Yes

954
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:57,840
Also, Sarah Silverman's hot in that and she's dating 70s carrot top. Yeah

955
01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:01,840
Like that whole intro that whole scene is insane

956
01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:03,840
The whole opening scene is insane

957
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:08,840
Like that whole intro scene is insane the whole opening all the way up until

958
01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:15,840
They they kidnapped the girl like that whole thing drew me and I'm like, oh this movie's so smart. It's so funny

959
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:22,840
It's so charming and then after they kidnapped the girl and like they get chased by the bodyguards and they go to that gas station

960
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:29,840
Completely falls off for me right there all the way up until the final shootout at the end everything it was like

961
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:34,840
It was like oh this movie's gonna be so good and then a whole long time like an hour of just what the fuck is going

962
01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:40,840
On now like what is this? What's the what's the late 80s early 90s hostage movie? And it's just it's just very mid

963
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:44,840
The whole mid is mid and I'm still in my 20s so I can say mid

964
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:49,840
Let me tell you what Ben Dover said this one he said this was not me

965
01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:55,840
Two knuckleheads decided to kidnap someone and from there it's like a choose your own adventure book where every page loots confusion

966
01:15:55,840 --> 01:16:02,840
That's exactly because that is what it is. You guys I don't know what was confusing about any of that movie. That was a

967
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:05,840
they

968
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:07,840
randomly heard the information they

969
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:12,840
Kind of came they randomly walked into her running out of the elevator

970
01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:19,840
Like I understand that there's random elements that but they don't also put in too many random elements too many into anything

971
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:22,840
Too many random elements becomes bullshit

972
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:29,840
Bullshit is we find out later that the baby that she has is not the one of the rich guy so she doesn't want to get rid of it

973
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:35,340
She wants to keep the baby herself. So it makes sense for her to get off the elevator. That's not random the fact that they decide to

974
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:41,340
Just fuck it and leave which is what their plan was the two dudes if there wasn't people outside

975
01:16:41,340 --> 01:16:46,840
They would have bounced and they wouldn't have kidnapped the girl, but there were dudes outside and there was a shootout

976
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:50,480
after that one of the coolest

977
01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:58,480
Slow chase scenes. I love like car to car that idling. Oh, the idling is so that was such a cool fucking

978
01:16:59,980 --> 01:17:05,980
Awesome scene. Yeah, that's smart. That was so smart. So you see oh del Toro wanted to do that because he saw it in an episode of cops

979
01:17:06,980 --> 01:17:08,980
That was his idea to do that

980
01:17:08,980 --> 01:17:14,100
Let's let the vehicle roll get out and then shoot at them so they get out and then we get we just hop right back in

981
01:17:14,100 --> 01:17:19,860
It's so good. That's great. And then you can tell there were a lot of random ideas put in this everything

982
01:17:19,860 --> 01:17:25,340
Oh, that's what I'm saying everything up until they get away from the bodyguards the first time and the body guards get arrested

983
01:17:25,340 --> 01:17:32,900
The movie was fucking perfect and I loved every bit of that and then everything leading up to the shootout at the motel where?

984
01:17:33,140 --> 01:17:37,340
Beneath Benicio has the sniper rifle and he's like 700 meters away

985
01:17:37,340 --> 01:17:43,340
They actually measured it how far away he was to where and like that that Hollywood can't do guns, right?

986
01:17:43,340 --> 01:17:46,340
Yeah, and then there's a gun shooting at it with the fucking

987
01:17:46,340 --> 01:17:48,340
Pistol oh

988
01:17:49,220 --> 01:17:51,220
But I'm gonna hit him with a goddamn

989
01:17:52,660 --> 01:17:57,880
I'm gonna block these bullets with this shuttered door this louvered door. Oh, that's a very

990
01:17:58,740 --> 01:18:02,100
Right where I'm standing and it does it blocks it completely be fair

991
01:18:02,100 --> 01:18:07,580
I don't think James Twillard ever actually got shot through but he didn't that's the point

992
01:18:07,580 --> 01:18:10,500
I don't think the windows there. I don't think the shutters ever blocked a shot

993
01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:15,580
I think he always ducked out behind the wall before he actually shot through the thing

994
01:18:15,580 --> 01:18:21,060
I know he shot the shuttered bullets to be fair. Just look you guys are trying to take this movie down

995
01:18:21,060 --> 01:18:25,260
I'm not know. I love the movie. I love the movie. I'm just telling it's ridiculous

996
01:18:25,260 --> 01:18:26,660
All I'm saying that's why I love it

997
01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:32,900
All I'm saying is that if I ridiculous if I could if I could edit the movie and edit out the entire middle part

998
01:18:32,900 --> 01:18:36,180
I have to where they kidnap they kidnap the girl they get away

999
01:18:36,180 --> 01:18:41,860
They go to the motel and then the shootout happens at the motel if I could just edit it out everything in between those two

1000
01:18:41,860 --> 01:18:47,220
Parts that would be like a good short film. Good. Good. Great. We're talking about that's what I'm just straight Western

1001
01:18:47,220 --> 01:18:49,140
What part did you like?

1002
01:18:49,140 --> 01:18:53,260
Just the entire everything just unfolded and it's just like okay

1003
01:18:53,260 --> 01:18:58,060
They said this and now these guys heard it and they said this and now they're gonna go my 11 year old could have

1004
01:18:58,060 --> 01:19:03,780
Roasted you took if you know mystery nothing like anything out of this and gave it to any 11 year old they can put it back in

1005
01:19:04,260 --> 01:19:08,620
That's all he's saying is that it's very like here's this story and it just goes both

1006
01:19:08,620 --> 01:19:14,980
This has to happen for it to happen. So what happens this has to happen for that whole bunch of talking and unfolding nothing interesting happens

1007
01:19:14,980 --> 01:19:18,660
Like the only thing you love is like me character development

1008
01:19:19,180 --> 01:19:23,020
It's called learning the backstory of things if you already know it so it's not

1009
01:19:23,980 --> 01:19:26,340
That was the doctor's baby

1010
01:19:26,900 --> 01:19:33,220
Until we found out you learn that like in the office you learn that in the very opening scene like the second scene of the movie

1011
01:19:33,220 --> 01:19:40,080
Yeah, it's not which that's another interesting point. So by the way, what about that twist ending? I'm pregnant. What does that mean? Yes

1012
01:19:40,540 --> 01:19:45,300
Yeah, it'll meant the whole move the whole thing movie meant nothing. Yes, like she was pregnant with like

1013
01:19:46,140 --> 01:19:51,300
The bodyguards kid or the guys are the guys kids one which another thing in the beginning

1014
01:19:51,300 --> 01:19:53,380
Yeah, which like the one of the charming parts it was funny

1015
01:19:53,380 --> 01:19:57,300
I like the narration in it and but he said a shot of cum cost

1016
01:19:57,820 --> 01:20:02,660
$3,000 and a pint of blood cost $50. Can we adjust that for inflation? Can we find that out right now?

1017
01:20:02,660 --> 01:20:08,100
Yeah, if in that was the year 2000 so 2023 what is what is my semen worth?

1018
01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:13,980
Let's see because I've probably wasted millions of dollars

1019
01:20:14,500 --> 01:20:20,580
I don't think they're referring to your particular semen. They could be I'm a blonde hair blue-eyed Viking man

1020
01:20:20,580 --> 01:20:22,580
We're Swedish German Irish like

1021
01:20:22,900 --> 01:20:24,900
Who knows?

1022
01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:26,700
5,300

1023
01:20:26,700 --> 01:20:29,340
344 it's worth more. Yeah. Hell yeah

1024
01:20:29,340 --> 01:20:32,360
Inflation well, we don't know about cubby. Let's see

1025
01:20:33,460 --> 01:20:36,940
Much but can I sell I believe yeah

1026
01:20:38,460 --> 01:20:44,260
I don't think it's ever been three thousand. No, it's like 100. Yeah 70

1027
01:20:45,140 --> 01:20:47,580
30 when the samples released healthy

1028
01:20:49,780 --> 01:20:51,780
Minimum wage job

1029
01:20:51,780 --> 01:20:58,540
That's not bad nowhere where I'm doing this shit for free where

1030
01:20:59,380 --> 01:21:04,760
How much will I earn? Yeah, 100 bucks. All right financial emotional donation apply online

1031
01:21:05,260 --> 01:21:07,260
Oh, it's Seattle, you know, I take it back

1032
01:21:07,900 --> 01:21:14,120
Like Seattle, I'm not sure how that's gonna work out for you. Last episode. I referred to calm as number three

1033
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:16,120
Yeah, I'm just gonna call it a donation

1034
01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:20,040
I'm getting donation on her face. Oh

1035
01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:25,440
One is face. So other than the three hour drives three hours for $70. You live in Phoenix

1036
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:28,280
There we go, baby

1037
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:32,600
So ladies if you

1038
01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:35,080
Want I guess

1039
01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:38,280
Some of this

1040
01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:42,040
Spurbank in a few months a little beautiful blonde hair blue-eyed baby

1041
01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:46,960
Go somewhere else, but if you want sort of a wish version of Ed Sheeran

1042
01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:55,400
Which is or actually the what's the one I used to today to you do we do blood or do we just go straight into come?

1043
01:21:56,400 --> 01:22:00,360
What's what's blood worth now? Oh, yeah blood was 50 bucks back in the day

1044
01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:08,320
I think the Red Cross just wants you to give it to him blood was for they're like you get nothing you pay us now

1045
01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:11,840
You sell blood you don't get paid for blood. Yeah

1046
01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:17,800
Because it'll encourage donors to lie about the plasma because I used to do it, but it takes hours

1047
01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:23,840
It's the next one down. So come one from three thousand

1048
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:26,600
It's fifty to seventy five dollars

1049
01:22:27,320 --> 01:22:31,000
It takes like four hours. Yeah, but they give me cookies. Oh good. There's

1050
01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:37,160
I mean, yeah, there's the benefit of there's the benefit of what so I guess if you just do blood

1051
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:40,120
So I guess if you just did plasma you can make

1052
01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:43,120
200 bucks a book

1053
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,360
Just healthy people

1054
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:52,420
I'm just gonna start prepackaging it at home in my fried rice bags

1055
01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:56,720
Vacuum seal rice bags

1056
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:03,120
Best line best line of the movie though

1057
01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:06,760
Hey, shut that cunts mouth before I fuck start her head. Oh

1058
01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:13,040
The great lot of great lines that was like that whole opening was so ridiculous the amount of shit

1059
01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:20,220
I will say this what I loved about this movie is these two dudes are scumbags. They are bad guys. They have killed

1060
01:23:20,220 --> 01:23:25,280
They have done bad. Who's not a bad guy in this movie? Well, no, but they're all well sure well

1061
01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:32,280
I would say Julia's style. Wait, not Julie's style. She got paid a bunch of money to surrogate. She fucked the doctor. She fucked the whole thing.

1062
01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:40,480
She's the worst person in this movie. Wait, hold on. We're talking about the pregnant chick. Yeah. Yeah, what's wrong with her?

1063
01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:42,280
She started the whole damn thing

1064
01:23:42,280 --> 01:23:47,440
She's the one that got paid to be a surrogate and then fuck the other guy and had his baby instead. Juliette Lewis

1065
01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:54,920
Yeah, she's the whole fucking problem. Wait, hold on. Hold on. You guys are doing some victim blamey here

1066
01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:57,760
No, you're not the bitch. She gets character development and

1067
01:23:58,520 --> 01:24:05,520
You're buying into a character at the beginning of this movie. She's the bad guy, bro. She's a young woman who

1068
01:24:06,160 --> 01:24:08,040
fell in love with a doctor

1069
01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:14,480
While signing up desperate for money from a rich creepy guy to be the mother of his baby. Okay

1070
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:18,120
That is a is not a

1071
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:21,240
Inherently a she's the bad guy of a movie

1072
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:26,920
Sitch okay bad guys not the right word. The right word is she's a bad surrogate mother. Okay

1073
01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:31,400
Yeah, she's not doing her job. This is just because she didn't do her job

1074
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:36,160
But here's the thing this opens with shut that bitch's mouth up for what is it?

1075
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:39,720
What's on here from the top shut that cunts mouth before it fucks start her head

1076
01:24:39,720 --> 01:24:45,400
That's how it starts and then Ryan Philippi punches the shit out of Sarah Silver beats the shit

1077
01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:48,480
I'm gonna cut that we need to cut that and just take it to the stand-up show just

1078
01:24:48,480 --> 01:24:50,480
Oh

1079
01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:55,520
I was gonna get on stage this one. I'll make I'll do your classic. Yeah

1080
01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:58,440
I can have this class everybody like to find a clip of each you motherfuckers

1081
01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:01,120
But

1082
01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:07,480
Yeah after that I will say so just think about the opening right very violent. These guys are scum bags

1083
01:25:08,020 --> 01:25:10,020
She's not that bad like you

1084
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:16,300
Comparing her levels of bad levels of bad is all we're saying that these are no good guys in this move

1085
01:25:16,300 --> 01:25:19,540
But at some point maybe the Mexican cops are the only good

1086
01:25:20,060 --> 01:25:25,260
Con in this the Mexican cop that gets killed. He's the best person in this movie. I guess her dad

1087
01:25:26,100 --> 01:25:27,300
Yeah

1088
01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:28,940
Like he used to be a good guy

1089
01:25:28,940 --> 01:25:31,780
He just wants to protect his daughters or daughter could have the baby

1090
01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:38,260
And they'll and he kills two bad guys even though I'll do anything. Wait was that suicidal guy her dad?

1091
01:25:40,100 --> 01:25:42,100
That was another guy

1092
01:25:42,100 --> 01:25:46,460
I was like alright hey listen. I will say this yeah that

1093
01:25:46,940 --> 01:25:54,500
Fucking revolver bag scene is one of the best scenes. I did like that. Okay, okay? That's one part just hands down

1094
01:25:54,500 --> 01:26:00,940
I'm I'm riveted watching the scene of an old so just to paint the picture if you're not gonna watch this know what you really should

1095
01:26:00,940 --> 01:26:02,940
This is a solid fucking movie

1096
01:26:03,860 --> 01:26:08,880
This old man it is like your dad's age in his 60s like it's sad

1097
01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:15,700
Just think of you're like just think of that he's he's got a bunch of revolvers like six or seven revolvers laid out

1098
01:26:15,700 --> 01:26:18,060
And he's put one bullet into each of them

1099
01:26:18,540 --> 01:26:23,700
Spun the chamber Russian roulette style bad and it puts them in a bag spins the bag around

1100
01:26:24,260 --> 01:26:29,820
Reaches in pulls one of the guns out puts it to his head his phone is ringing at this point

1101
01:26:29,820 --> 01:26:33,020
He clicks or he's fires just oh god

1102
01:26:33,020 --> 01:26:37,580
I almost don't even want to give it away the tension of it, but well obviously he's a character later on

1103
01:26:37,580 --> 01:26:39,580
So you know he doesn't kill himself, but he

1104
01:26:39,740 --> 01:26:45,180
Puts another one up. I think he's about to and then he keeps looking he looks at the phone. He picks it up

1105
01:26:45,260 --> 01:26:47,260
We need you he's like

1106
01:26:47,620 --> 01:26:52,780
Imagine that gun goes off and like the cops like what the fuck was this guy doing. There's just a bag of guns

1107
01:26:55,940 --> 01:26:59,140
He's playing like soup like dr. Octopus Russian roulette

1108
01:26:59,140 --> 01:27:04,140
I'm gonna think that there were other people there cuz they're sitting there obviously there are six other dudes here

1109
01:27:04,140 --> 01:27:09,060
They were all playing and then that guy killed himself and they pay oh yeah, and then they're all looking for ghosts

1110
01:27:10,060 --> 01:27:12,060
It's like in Russia they play Russian roulette

1111
01:27:13,060 --> 01:27:21,060
That's funny Ukraine we play Ukrainian roulette. It's just like shit little guns in a bag. It's just a Russian in a bag that part was funny

1112
01:27:22,100 --> 01:27:27,060
That part was funny and like in between the beginning and the end of the game

1113
01:27:27,060 --> 01:27:34,020
In between the beginning and like them getting away to the gas station and then calling that guy in between those two parts like I was

1114
01:27:34,020 --> 01:27:37,300
Like oh, I don't know. I don't know what's gonna happen now, and then that happened. Oh, that's fine

1115
01:27:37,300 --> 01:27:45,820
Maybe something maybe it'll keep being good, and then they introduce you to Francesca Francesca the wife of the rich guy who is just

1116
01:27:46,940 --> 01:27:52,940
The only word to say is cunts like I just I hate I hate seeing women like that in movies

1117
01:27:52,940 --> 01:27:57,640
It just makes me fucking angry. I'm like fuck you and like nothing bad ever happens to him

1118
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,740
That's why I love Prometheus because they make Charlize

1119
01:28:00,620 --> 01:28:06,840
Such a cunt and then she just gets crushed by fucking spaceship slowly wait, but nothing bad happens to Francesca

1120
01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:11,260
Well what now what exactly did she do wrong she cheats on her husband with the bodyguard?

1121
01:28:12,460 --> 01:28:14,660
Yes, you're gonna find a lot of actions

1122
01:28:14,660 --> 01:28:21,900
Why like hold on first off hold on what's wrong with that first because her husband's a bad guy right so her husband's a bad

1123
01:28:22,100 --> 01:28:24,100
dude he is

1124
01:28:25,060 --> 01:28:31,380
In love with this chick like he was hugging her remember in the beginning like so there's a little bit of whatever and yeah and

1125
01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:34,820
Why not I mean like there's

1126
01:28:35,460 --> 01:28:37,460
each other they work like

1127
01:28:37,700 --> 01:28:41,980
What I'm saying is not not every relationship. Why not I'm saying in this particular

1128
01:28:41,980 --> 01:28:45,700
You're married to the crime daddy of of Las Vegas

1129
01:28:45,700 --> 01:28:51,900
They said the why not answer is because you're married to the crime daddy of a lot of things that the effect that will have

1130
01:28:51,900 --> 01:28:54,220
on this new line the dude played by a

1131
01:28:55,140 --> 01:29:00,140
Was it take digs just helped me even more you just helped me even more Francesca and

1132
01:29:01,020 --> 01:29:04,900
Robin the main girl yeah, they are the two villains of this movie

1133
01:29:04,900 --> 01:29:11,500
No, if they were just people and did their fucking jobs none of this would have ever happens right?

1134
01:29:12,220 --> 01:29:18,660
If you just actually no no fuck it if we're really gonna break it down. Yeah, the real villain is

1135
01:29:20,140 --> 01:29:23,100
Whoever the fuck at the doctor's office blabbed

1136
01:29:23,860 --> 01:29:25,860
Who were told that there was a

1137
01:29:25,860 --> 01:29:33,820
Million dollars that bitch got paid one million dollars in cash like oh she should be walking around two security guards

1138
01:29:33,820 --> 01:29:37,820
I don't know if she sounded anything like that because I really don't remember that scene

1139
01:29:37,820 --> 01:29:41,660
But I remember some voice some voice gave it away

1140
01:29:41,660 --> 01:29:47,060
That's another that was another fucking awesome scene by the way a million dollars. That's like

1141
01:29:47,820 --> 01:29:49,820
333 thousand comes

1142
01:29:49,820 --> 01:29:53,820
This movie has a lot of great scenes just stuck together kind of randomly

1143
01:29:53,820 --> 01:30:00,420
No, they're not I don't think I'm ready. It's where they have to be bro that that doctor scene was great the unspoken

1144
01:30:00,940 --> 01:30:03,980
Communication between those two characters was awesome

1145
01:30:03,980 --> 01:30:10,100
Like you just hear like we as the as the audience are listening to the fucking the chick talking

1146
01:30:10,100 --> 01:30:16,020
We're getting interested going like wait. What is this? This sounds like an opportunity, and then you see them just

1147
01:30:16,740 --> 01:30:21,540
Silently and then Ryan Philp he just goes out gets the doctor's name out of the phone book

1148
01:30:21,540 --> 01:30:26,660
They go somewhere else to fucking handle business that I mean dude. That was great

1149
01:30:26,660 --> 01:30:31,700
That's like good good tension building good everything everything this was a guy that wrote usual suspects

1150
01:30:31,700 --> 01:30:35,860
He has we still he's a lot like usual so so that they get to the motel

1151
01:30:35,860 --> 01:30:41,500
And it does slow down like I think the shotgun those wait. It's a whole shotgun thing is cool, but here's the thing

1152
01:30:41,500 --> 01:30:43,500
I love the

1153
01:30:43,500 --> 01:30:50,140
Relationship scene is amazing. I love the relationship between well the shotgun rigging like the door

1154
01:30:50,140 --> 01:30:52,140
Yeah, it was very cool

1155
01:30:52,140 --> 01:30:53,180
Yeah

1156
01:30:53,180 --> 01:30:59,340
But also when Juliette Lewis gets the shot saying at the end that's a part of her own by shooting that hole

1157
01:30:59,340 --> 01:31:01,940
She saw and they checked to see if she only got one

1158
01:31:05,700 --> 01:31:07,700
I'm not going anywhere yet, but

1159
01:31:10,020 --> 01:31:13,140
Bar I lost my cherry thought what was the other?

1160
01:31:14,580 --> 01:31:16,780
That the boats oh so

1161
01:31:16,780 --> 01:31:18,780
What's his name color

1162
01:31:19,780 --> 01:31:23,580
James James, con yeah James con Scott Clodd's father as we know

1163
01:31:24,580 --> 01:31:27,580
Where this movie ready to ruffles Scott Conn's father?

1164
01:31:28,260 --> 01:31:30,820
James Conn what he's more known as is

1165
01:31:31,460 --> 01:31:37,620
The relationship that he had with the D civil toro in this movie was dynamite it was like

1166
01:31:37,900 --> 01:31:43,500
I'm a bad man. I'm a bad man like like they it was like a father-son relationship

1167
01:31:43,500 --> 01:31:47,380
It was rivalry. It was friendship. It was it was

1168
01:31:47,980 --> 01:31:49,980
admiration

1169
01:31:49,980 --> 01:31:51,980
It was respect

1170
01:31:51,980 --> 01:31:56,380
It was also but he said the toro is best they fucking killed it that coffee scene was amazing

1171
01:31:56,380 --> 01:32:00,260
And you're talking about that's the in-between stuff. I thought that was one of my favorite parts

1172
01:32:00,260 --> 01:32:02,260
It's my favorite part of the movie too

1173
01:32:02,260 --> 01:32:05,260
But you're talking about that's the part that you said yeah, you're saying that's the part that sucked

1174
01:32:05,260 --> 01:32:10,060
I'm saying like that's one reason I was so disappointed with the with the I can bring up the shutter thing

1175
01:32:10,060 --> 01:32:15,940
Because that character was so well done James Conn's character, and this is so well done up until that

1176
01:32:15,940 --> 01:32:20,140
You know he didn't drop the ball at all that shutter scene was nothing he had a shutter scene

1177
01:32:20,140 --> 01:32:26,580
We made a so it obscured his vision if you looked at the shutter dental and he never he always leaned back

1178
01:32:26,580 --> 01:32:28,300
He always knew what they were gonna shoot you lead back

1179
01:32:28,300 --> 01:32:30,540
Let him get their bullets off and then he came he looked through the shutter

1180
01:32:30,540 --> 01:32:35,260
You can see if he was just peeking out from the shutter when he was opening the shutters like this

1181
01:32:35,260 --> 01:32:37,740
He was doing that, but he did that on purpose to get a shot

1182
01:32:37,740 --> 01:32:44,740
Listen James Conn fucking killed it. James Conn was amazing. There's a lot of canceling out like okay this sucks

1183
01:32:44,740 --> 01:32:49,740
Okay, but this part better. The shutter sucked, but that the best dick shot I've ever seen in movie history

1184
01:32:49,740 --> 01:32:56,740
Made up for it. And then that was cool for him and then what canceled that out is he jumped into a fountain filled with fucking broken glass

1185
01:32:56,740 --> 01:33:01,740
That was again one of the coolest things I've seen in a movie because that was real

1186
01:33:01,740 --> 01:33:08,740
Dude Ryan Philippi running away from bullets jumps into what he thinks would be an empty fountain because it's a it's a waterless fountain

1187
01:33:08,740 --> 01:33:09,740
It's in the middle of the desert

1188
01:33:09,740 --> 01:33:15,740
What's in there is of course broken beer bottles because if you're in a little shitty cantina like this people are gonna come out

1189
01:33:15,740 --> 01:33:19,740
They're gonna drink they're gonna throw their beer bottles in there. He gets fucked up in the arm

1190
01:33:19,740 --> 01:33:26,740
That arm is useless for the rest of the movie. He's fucking he's done and oh can we just say real quick before I forget

1191
01:33:26,740 --> 01:33:33,740
Nikki Kat who's who I I'm sure is other and other things. I can't remember right now and Taye Diggs as those two bodyguards

1192
01:33:33,740 --> 01:33:38,740
Holy shit. What a cool fucking like unstoppable

1193
01:33:38,740 --> 01:33:47,740
I thought Taye Diggs should have won an Oscar for his death scene in this movie. His death scene was great. His death scene was the most amazing thing I've ever seen in that as far as the death scene.

1194
01:33:47,740 --> 01:33:53,740
That whole hospital not hospital that brothel that they were in cantina brothel scene that whole thing was great

1195
01:33:53,740 --> 01:34:05,740
But I also think at the hotel the the fact that you could feel the there's almost a divide between the Benicio and Ryan. Sure there was yes.

1196
01:34:05,740 --> 01:34:12,740
Like it was building and building as they were playing cards. They were separate as it goes. Once he saw her playing once they but then when he taught her hearts

1197
01:34:12,740 --> 01:34:21,740
Yeah. God what a great metaphor. Yeah. What a great metaphor of what was going on. Dude it's like but then like the queen the bitch will fuck it all up for everybody is like what he says in the movie

1198
01:34:21,740 --> 01:34:36,740
She looks at the gun right. Which is this movie. Yeah. This is what we just said. They're the bad guys. But I only think they're the bad guys because that's the lens. No no but I think it's only because that's the lens the movie takes. Sure.

1199
01:34:36,740 --> 01:34:50,740
I don't think they inherently Juliette Lewis's character or Francesca's character are bad people. They are two people who committed adultery if you want to call it that but Francesca's character but for Juliette Lewis it's the bad guys.

1200
01:34:50,740 --> 01:35:05,740
But for Juliette Lewis's character all she did was void a contract. Sure. That's a legal issue. That's like that's a debt issue. That's like maybe she owes the guy money. Sort of. But I don't know. Here's what I'm saying. Bad guys. It's overused in this way. Yes.

1201
01:35:05,740 --> 01:35:21,740
I don't really know a better word for it because they're they're not necessarily bad people but they do bad things to get out of a situation or whatever. They kill innocents at that. They kill innocents. Who did? Julia Lewis did. Oh. No. Well we're just saying. Julia Lewis is an innocent character throughout this entire thing.

1202
01:35:21,740 --> 01:35:44,740
Okay. What is you know Jack Reacher the character Jack Reacher. Of course. Okay. Good guy or bad guy. Good guy. Does very bad things. Yeah but to bad people. Not always. That's the point. Jack Reacher doesn't just walk up and beat the shit out of an innocent person. No no no. But he's well aware that some of his actions create reactions that hurt innocent people.

1203
01:35:44,740 --> 01:36:14,740
Yeah. He's aware of that. We're saying we're looking for we're talking about the females in this movie. If Robin would have gone to the ninth floor like the bodyguard said none of this would have happened. She also would have had to give up her baby to a man that she didn't want to give up her baby. But that was her fault because she fucked the doctor. It's also not his baby. But all she did that. She did all that. I agree with you guys. Yeah. She really voided that contract and screwed over an old rich guy. Yeah. Boo hoo. Right. Who are you crying for? It's not. No no. You're saying she's a bitch.

1204
01:36:14,740 --> 01:36:44,740
You're taking and saying we're saying that she's. Let me finish my point. You're saying that she's a bad person because she fucked over this rich criminal. Wait hold on. Literally one sentence ago I said good people do bad things. I don't. Okay. But let me finish this. I don't think she did anything bad. I don't think she. Juliette Lewis her character did anything bad in this movie because here's what happened to her. Desperate young chick gets hired by rich creepy

1205
01:36:44,740 --> 01:37:14,740
fucking scumbag crime lord. He pays her to carry his baby. She falls in love with his son. Was that the doctor's son? Yeah. Falls in love with his son. They have a. She gets pregnant with the son. Right. It's a mistake if you want to call it that. She then hides that. But then she. But then she. But then she. Makes a bunch of decisions that create all the problems. At the most. Yeah she wasn't sitting in the elevator bouncing her fingers off of each other. It didn't just happen to her Andy. You act like she's just sitting in a room and somebody just came in and did all these things.

1206
01:37:14,740 --> 01:37:44,740
She was an active participant in making it all happen. Yeah she fell in love with the guy the doctor. What's wrong with that? What are you faulting her for? I'm not faulting Andy. Why is everything so personal to you? You guys are. No no. You guys. We're not faulting her. Let's rewind five minutes. You both started with they're the real villains. You literally said the two women of this movie are the real villains of this movie. That's what you said. And the same sentence and villain might not be the right word but this is what happens. That's what you said. He did it. He said the two women.

1207
01:37:44,740 --> 01:38:14,740
He's just. You said the two women are the two villains. I think that Robin fucking caused a lot of this. Also Francesca. She could have had a baby the whole time. Knows what happened. Idiots like this. Robin could have gone to the 9th floor and chilled. And then just dealt with that. She has a million fucking ways to deal with that after this is all over. So you're faulting her for running. That's what she tried to do. She tried to run away. That's all she tried to do was run away from the situation using an opportunity. They also said.

1208
01:38:14,740 --> 01:38:20,580
That the two bodyguards haven't left her side. He literally said the moment we left her alone for one goddamn minute

1209
01:38:20,580 --> 01:38:23,740
She runs away that means for the last nine months

1210
01:38:23,740 --> 01:38:27,700
She has been watched and I get hot wanting to get away from these two guys

1211
01:38:27,740 --> 01:38:33,220
What a victim this chick is to two robbers that were going to kill her if they didn't get their money

1212
01:38:33,220 --> 01:38:40,220
Be but what is that? How do you're gonna go to the simple time? Right? Did she choose to go with the scumbags?

1213
01:38:40,220 --> 01:38:43,860
Or did she walk outside and get caught she chose to get kidnapped by them what?

1214
01:38:45,100 --> 01:38:48,380
Running running down there like what was she gonna do where was she gonna go?

1215
01:38:48,380 --> 01:38:54,820
She was gonna shoot out bodyguards is going to run out in the chaos of the gunfire and fuck off. That's where play

1216
01:38:54,820 --> 01:39:00,460
She wasn't trying to get kidnapped. She was running outside because she hurts her bodyguards left her

1217
01:39:00,460 --> 01:39:04,540
She tried to go the other way tried a door couldn't leave so she turned around

1218
01:39:04,540 --> 01:39:08,580
She's like fucking it's worth going into gunfire to get away from this situation

1219
01:39:08,940 --> 01:39:15,420
She goes outside the first person that sees her is Ryan Phillips character. He grabs her they take her not her choice

1220
01:39:15,420 --> 01:39:20,460
She didn't choose to get no no no no no no that's that's kind of pushing. Yeah, that's but it's also one of those

1221
01:39:20,460 --> 01:39:22,460
That's example that way

1222
01:39:23,660 --> 01:39:27,260
I admit I admit it they maybe not the villain but all but like

1223
01:39:27,260 --> 01:39:34,460
Fucking bad choices were made that led what bad choice change she changed her mind towards the end. She's like, you know fuck these guys

1224
01:39:34,980 --> 01:39:39,940
Right. Yeah, I did that. Yes, but to make her an actual good guy in there is not really true either

1225
01:39:40,100 --> 01:39:43,660
It's but it's like anything. Okay. Okay. Well, let me ask here

1226
01:39:43,660 --> 01:39:50,820
I'll put it to you this way because the same situation that you go you go to the car store or repair shop

1227
01:39:51,540 --> 01:39:54,260
They tell you that your wheel might fall off any time

1228
01:39:54,260 --> 01:39:59,740
It's got like a 50-50 chance of falling off if you don't fucking have some $2,000 repair. I feel like a judge

1229
01:39:59,740 --> 01:40:04,460
I'm gonna see you're gonna be a judge. Yes, you're a loud. What that's fine. It's metaphor. That's fine

1230
01:40:04,580 --> 01:40:08,580
Okay, they tell me have a 50-50 you can't afford it. Yeah, you can't afford to fix it

1231
01:40:08,580 --> 01:40:11,620
So whatever I gotta go to work tomorrow making up money to fix it. I'll fix it next week. Whatever

1232
01:40:12,500 --> 01:40:17,380
Okay, you go out your will falls off you hit a child kill him. Are you a bad guy?

1233
01:40:19,500 --> 01:40:21,500
Well, yeah, I mean

1234
01:40:21,500 --> 01:40:27,660
That has nothing to do with that's negligence. That's just negligence are making choices. Hold on

1235
01:40:27,660 --> 01:40:29,180
I'm gonna make this one right now

1236
01:40:29,180 --> 01:40:33,460
It doesn't matter what we say about her character because in the end of the movie she gets her baby

1237
01:40:33,460 --> 01:40:38,740
She gets her fucking dad. She gets her fucking boyfriend and 15 million fucking dollars. So who gives a fuck?

1238
01:40:41,900 --> 01:40:46,760
Matter cuz she won Francesca the real she's a good guy

1239
01:40:46,760 --> 01:40:50,320
Still live a good life. I'll say this you guys

1240
01:40:50,720 --> 01:40:54,360
Well, I'm just gonna have to if I hear something I disagree with I have to say I disagree

1241
01:40:54,880 --> 01:40:57,120
It's the personal but here's the thing

1242
01:40:58,080 --> 01:41:01,800
Let me put it. Let me give you a metaphor. Okay. All right, so

1243
01:41:02,440 --> 01:41:04,320
if

1244
01:41:04,320 --> 01:41:09,520
If a girl is desperate for money and she agrees to be a surrogate mother

1245
01:41:09,960 --> 01:41:15,080
Okay, she signs a contract to a scum bet. Well, there's no you think there was a contract

1246
01:41:15,080 --> 01:41:17,080
with this guy

1247
01:41:18,080 --> 01:41:22,400
I don't know but you're assuming there was here's the thing. Here's the thing remember

1248
01:41:23,200 --> 01:41:29,320
The the guy told him he's like listen if you pay that ransom and they get caught with the money

1249
01:41:29,560 --> 01:41:31,540
That money is gonna come back to you

1250
01:41:31,540 --> 01:41:36,440
And if that money comes back to you people are gonna know they're gonna start asking where that money came from sure

1251
01:41:36,440 --> 01:41:38,680
So all of his money is off the books you think he's

1252
01:41:39,360 --> 01:41:42,920
You think he's I think you have to have keep some of your money on the books in real life

1253
01:41:42,920 --> 01:41:47,240
Just like we do as pizza drivers. I don't think it's any freaking different just on a bigger scale sure

1254
01:41:47,240 --> 01:41:52,320
Well, but everything we do is pizza drivers is 100% for sure. We claim. Yes. Yes

1255
01:41:52,960 --> 01:41:54,960
Exactly. I do exactly

1256
01:41:55,080 --> 01:41:57,080
I do. Yeah

1257
01:41:57,080 --> 01:41:59,080
Exactly

1258
01:42:06,920 --> 01:42:10,720
All right, but fuck you just made my point

1259
01:42:10,720 --> 01:42:15,120
Is that no I don't all do things that aren't necessarily right?

1260
01:42:15,120 --> 01:42:20,600
I guess we could fundamentally just believe in the comments, but I think that Julia Lewis's character was a victim

1261
01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:22,600
I think she was trying to escape a bad situation

1262
01:42:23,600 --> 01:42:28,840
I don't think that's how it works. I think that's literally Donald Trump's very simple

1263
01:42:28,840 --> 01:42:30,840
I think that's total Trump's defense right now

1264
01:42:30,840 --> 01:42:34,560
I think things are better back I think literally the trial is in right now

1265
01:42:34,560 --> 01:42:36,920
They're just like yeah, we have to tell the jury at the top. He did

1266
01:42:36,920 --> 01:42:42,320
sexually assault this woman it is a rape of where we're gonna call it a sexual assault and

1267
01:42:43,120 --> 01:42:48,520
Now you just have to just and then and the whole time that he's victims. She's shaming the victim right like he's talking shit

1268
01:42:48,520 --> 01:42:54,000
But that's not a thing. It's either you're a victim. He's not a thing you just said it in real life

1269
01:42:55,160 --> 01:42:57,160
Yeah, but she's not a bad person

1270
01:42:58,200 --> 01:43:00,760
Like you okay, I get what you're saying if if

1271
01:43:00,760 --> 01:43:05,240
I'm sticking to my gowns

1272
01:43:06,880 --> 01:43:12,640
You're right if if while Jeffrey Epstein was alive if he was kidnapped by the saw guy

1273
01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:18,040
Tortured to death or whatever right you have to saw guy just did a good thing

1274
01:43:18,720 --> 01:43:23,820
Then the saw guy just did a good thing, but he's still a bad guy hold on the saw guys not a bad guy

1275
01:43:23,820 --> 01:43:30,220
But Jeffrey Epstein and that in that moment is a victim of that's a jacket. Yes, right?

1276
01:43:30,220 --> 01:43:36,020
Yes, he's a victim who is a bad person right but Robin is not a bad person

1277
01:43:36,740 --> 01:43:40,320
We never said she was she said in this movie the set up. She's the

1278
01:43:41,260 --> 01:43:45,420
Antagonist she's the one calling everything you're trying to say what you're trying to say

1279
01:43:45,420 --> 01:43:51,660
She's the catalyst for all of the events that the movie takes place. That's a bad thing. No, it's not a bad thing

1280
01:43:51,660 --> 01:43:56,940
That's how the movie happens. We wouldn't have a bad things. There wouldn't have been a catalyst. That's the whole point

1281
01:43:56,940 --> 01:43:58,940
That's all we said

1282
01:44:03,300 --> 01:44:05,300
She did

1283
01:44:06,620 --> 01:44:08,620
You're fine

1284
01:44:09,460 --> 01:44:13,660
Literally you keep saying she did a bad thing and caused the movie to happen

1285
01:44:13,660 --> 01:44:21,660
She did nothing wrong is what does it break her contract other than yes breaking a fucking contract dollar contract

1286
01:44:21,660 --> 01:44:24,900
Have you ever broken a contract? Yes, and it was not a good thing to do

1287
01:44:25,420 --> 01:44:32,380
But you think that at that long swing. That's the whole point. So I'm saying so so just pulling out of this movie

1288
01:44:32,380 --> 01:44:35,900
You guys your takeaway is fuck that Robin

1289
01:44:37,700 --> 01:44:40,020
You get that that was the takeaway the whole movie

1290
01:44:40,020 --> 01:44:42,020
This guy said

1291
01:44:43,460 --> 01:44:47,340
Francesca fuck her also kind of fuck Robin a little right exactly

1292
01:44:47,340 --> 01:44:51,200
I was giving a million dollars for a shot of my one of my fucking loads. Yeah

1293
01:44:51,200 --> 01:44:53,300
I'm not gonna run away with the load

1294
01:44:55,020 --> 01:45:01,660
Fuck if you know if it's the chick I'm making the load for his daughter, I don't care. I'm like I'll get to you later

1295
01:45:01,660 --> 01:45:10,220
Like you know, we can run away and do whatever the fuck I'll tell you what if this was an Aaron Brockovich

1296
01:45:10,860 --> 01:45:17,460
Law type of movie sure. I'm 100% with you. She's probably the bad guy for breaching contract until

1297
01:45:18,260 --> 01:45:25,620
Aaron Brockovich's character would prove that the guy who hired is a fucking scumbag and put her under constant surveillance

1298
01:45:25,620 --> 01:45:27,620
Which is against her human rights?

1299
01:45:27,620 --> 01:45:29,620
But you're

1300
01:45:30,660 --> 01:45:32,980
Not it's one little piece of the movie

1301
01:45:32,980 --> 01:45:37,320
I don't think I feel like she's a central. She's the central

1302
01:45:37,940 --> 01:45:40,700
MacGuffin of the entire movie exactly

1303
01:45:41,180 --> 01:45:45,160
But the MacGuffin is a perfect word. It is a victim in this situation

1304
01:45:45,380 --> 01:45:51,180
But she's also the thing no only because she's the thing just because I use the word MacGuffin doesn't make her any less important

1305
01:45:51,180 --> 01:45:56,120
But Guffins are important. Sometimes nobody said she wasn't she's the most important part of the movie

1306
01:45:56,120 --> 01:45:59,840
She's the only one exist without her obvious. Yes

1307
01:46:04,680 --> 01:46:06,680
Wow what a good

1308
01:46:06,680 --> 01:46:11,440
Money as a desperate young woman what a cut for breaking her fucking contract

1309
01:46:15,440 --> 01:46:22,400
What a cut for trying to get out of a situation the moment she had a second of freedom to fucking have a second of autonomy

1310
01:46:22,400 --> 01:46:28,160
What a cut for getting kidnapped and then trying to survive what a cut for being a badass with that shot

1311
01:46:28,720 --> 01:46:35,720
What's a such a microcosm of our relationship is the fact that anyone in the room can bring up something negative

1312
01:46:36,120 --> 01:46:38,320
It doesn't matter who it is here work

1313
01:46:38,320 --> 01:46:45,580
Whatever and and his response to it is to attack that item that they brought up that was negative devil's advocate

1314
01:46:48,080 --> 01:46:50,080
But always at me

1315
01:46:50,080 --> 01:46:52,080
I

1316
01:47:01,960 --> 01:47:03,960
Was never me

1317
01:47:06,520 --> 01:47:08,640
I think it's cuz I sit across from you though

1318
01:47:08,640 --> 01:47:15,720
Yeah, I kept growing and I kept sticking to my guns I was like yeah, she kind of

1319
01:47:19,720 --> 01:47:27,680
Like back to like, okay, but still kind of sucks, but let's just I mean if we're so they all amazing performances, you know

1320
01:47:27,680 --> 01:47:29,280
Yeah. Oh, yeah

1321
01:47:29,280 --> 01:47:31,280
fucking James Cullen amazing

1322
01:47:31,280 --> 01:47:38,740
The guy who played the suicidal dude was just what and what I love about that

1323
01:47:38,960 --> 01:47:41,040
He's boy. I don't know his name, but he's been a

1324
01:47:41,760 --> 01:47:46,960
What I love about his character is he gets hired and then he runs out of phone service

1325
01:47:46,960 --> 01:47:51,700
And so he's stranded and he has to think on his own and here's the thing

1326
01:47:51,720 --> 01:47:56,440
He's just trying to piece together what's happening and he doesn't know he doesn't know any of it are no

1327
01:47:56,440 --> 01:48:02,360
So there's that really great moment where you almost in this movie, right? He's had the outside

1328
01:48:02,760 --> 01:48:07,440
The audience he is the audience. No, maybe I'm from the film

1329
01:48:08,280 --> 01:48:11,080
One way looking at it, but I what he

1330
01:48:16,760 --> 01:48:19,200
He was piecing it together that's how it goes no, but I was

1331
01:48:19,200 --> 01:48:22,240
Fucking anyway, he was great. Oh

1332
01:48:24,680 --> 01:48:29,360
So yeah, he ran out when he ran out of phone service, right there it led to a great scene

1333
01:48:29,360 --> 01:48:37,720
This was okay. It led to a great scene where he's standing there with with the other with the two bodyguards the Mexican police and

1334
01:48:38,440 --> 01:48:41,360
They're like who are you? He's like who the fuck are you?

1335
01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:46,640
Because there was no communication because they did they were separate agents because though

1336
01:48:46,640 --> 01:48:51,340
I guess if you really let's I mean this might be controversial with this fucking crowd

1337
01:48:51,340 --> 01:48:57,520
I'm with but if you really want to point out who the villain is, maybe it's the rich fucking villain the rich the rich

1338
01:48:58,320 --> 01:49:00,320
criminal because what he does

1339
01:49:01,040 --> 01:49:03,520
rehearsal, you know what he does is he

1340
01:49:04,000 --> 01:49:09,040
Puts out he puts out James Kahn on a separate mission that he does his two bodyguards

1341
01:49:09,040 --> 01:49:12,960
He separates his forces doesn't have any communication between the two first

1342
01:49:12,960 --> 01:49:17,280
Fucks no it fucks everything up is what does from his perspective

1343
01:49:21,280 --> 01:49:24,120
The way I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. This is your fucking hero in this movie

1344
01:49:24,120 --> 01:49:30,320
It was it was a very smart move once again her so your God and Savior her show this movie did very good

1345
01:49:30,320 --> 01:49:34,720
I hope all the that's what I said and he did die. I think we didn't die at the end any

1346
01:49:35,360 --> 01:49:37,360
who Herschel

1347
01:49:38,160 --> 01:49:40,160
No, he was nowhere near that

1348
01:49:40,160 --> 01:49:43,800
He's fine. They guys he still are all fine, especially Francesca

1349
01:49:43,800 --> 01:49:47,200
Oh, I wonder they're all fine. Well Ron. What are we dead?

1350
01:49:47,920 --> 01:49:49,920
Ron phillip he scares character died

1351
01:49:50,480 --> 01:49:57,040
Right, Vinicio's died. They bled out. Yeah, did they both die? They got left to bleed out Tyree died. I

1352
01:49:57,520 --> 01:50:03,600
Think it was a little savage that James Kahn shot Vinicio in the legs. It didn't just kill him. It was

1353
01:50:04,720 --> 01:50:07,360
What did he say to him? He's like walking by like till that day

1354
01:50:07,360 --> 01:50:11,160
Oh, yeah. Well, oh, yeah, just remember the when they were coffee

1355
01:50:11,920 --> 01:50:17,360
Well, actually before the maybe when they were leaving coffee. He said, you know that guy that

1356
01:50:18,640 --> 01:50:24,000
It's maybe not it's it's there. It's that day. It might not be a year from now might not be two years from now

1357
01:50:24,000 --> 01:50:27,680
It's gonna be a day where there's gonna be a pillow over your face. If you hear a pop

1358
01:50:28,480 --> 01:50:30,480
and

1359
01:50:30,480 --> 01:50:32,480
I'm that guy and then uh

1360
01:50:32,160 --> 01:50:35,280
So when Vinicio de Toro's is on the ground

1361
01:50:35,280 --> 01:50:41,360
Bleeding he's like till that day then at two James Kahn is James Kahn. He's a fucking poetic. Yeah

1362
01:50:41,600 --> 01:50:44,400
Last love for him to the two of them. Yeah

1363
01:50:45,120 --> 01:50:49,760
Well, no, he didn't say today's the day he said till that day then like they're gonna be again

1364
01:50:49,760 --> 01:50:51,760
Yeah

1365
01:50:53,200 --> 01:50:55,200
It's fucking epic

1366
01:50:55,200 --> 01:50:58,960
What a great movie what a longest episode of more puppet show ever

1367
01:51:00,000 --> 01:51:02,960
Yeah, sorry, I just a lot of women hating this one from

1368
01:51:02,960 --> 01:51:08,080
Two-thirds of the people here. No, no, not at all. I character hating for sure characters

1369
01:51:08,720 --> 01:51:14,880
Again, I'm not gonna defend it's real life. I understand but to be fair. There's not a good a single good woman in this movie really

1370
01:51:16,080 --> 01:51:19,200
I mean, Jessica Sarah Silverman in the fucking beginning and

1371
01:51:19,920 --> 01:51:22,480
I love Sarah Silverman in the beginning it but you know

1372
01:51:23,280 --> 01:51:27,520
Again, let me just real quick. Let me just real quick

1373
01:51:28,240 --> 01:51:30,240
virtue signal here

1374
01:51:30,240 --> 01:51:34,880
I guess is what people are gonna fucking say but no no Sarah Silverman's character think about this for a second

1375
01:51:35,120 --> 01:51:36,640
You're with your chick

1376
01:51:36,640 --> 01:51:43,600
Someone sits on your fucking car setting the alarm off the alarm is going off and they're not moving. Yeah, that's an asshole move

1377
01:51:43,600 --> 01:51:49,280
Right, of course you yell at them to move they don't listen then your girlfriend back in your play

1378
01:51:49,280 --> 01:51:53,600
Start screaming at him knowing that you're gonna go over there and have to fight. All right. This is the this is

1379
01:51:54,160 --> 01:51:56,960
2000 right? This is like what shit happened. Yeah

1380
01:51:56,960 --> 01:52:03,120
I don't think she really did anything wrong other than a lot of homophobic slurs. I was gonna say again at the time

1381
01:52:03,120 --> 01:52:05,440
I guess I wasn't gonna say that it was acceptable

1382
01:52:05,440 --> 01:52:10,480
But no if you watch it listen, I like I said, I've been watching Ted and that movies and that show is full of that

1383
01:52:10,720 --> 01:52:15,120
Well, so for the same reason because of the time it was it was for the time whatever

1384
01:52:15,680 --> 01:52:20,320
Excuse it don't excuse it. But it is what it is. She does get the shit beat at her for it

1385
01:52:20,320 --> 01:52:22,320
So if that makes you feel any better and uh

1386
01:52:23,040 --> 01:52:23,920
We

1387
01:52:23,920 --> 01:52:29,600
So I don't think she is a bad character either because she's great character

1388
01:52:29,600 --> 01:52:33,520
Well, I don't think she's a bad person. Oh, I know nothing about her as a person

1389
01:52:33,520 --> 01:52:38,640
That's kind of what did you just say a lot of ways you can slice that where she's like my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up

1390
01:52:38,640 --> 01:52:43,600
That's not enough development there though. There's not enough character development to make it station on her character

1391
01:52:43,600 --> 01:52:45,600
Well, there's a lot of development running down her face

1392
01:52:48,880 --> 01:52:50,880
I don't know. I'll defend I'll defend that

1393
01:52:50,880 --> 01:52:55,920
That couple a little bit I would actually and you know what I would also commend that crowd

1394
01:52:56,400 --> 01:53:00,400
For yeah, 30 people they were gonna kill them. Did you see how fucked up?

1395
01:53:00,400 --> 01:53:04,160
They were by the end of that that was like a those two dudes were gonna die kind of like kicking

1396
01:53:04,160 --> 01:53:10,400
Yeah, which is great because like that's what it should have been the response of like two dudes beat the shit out of a sarah silverman type

1397
01:53:12,000 --> 01:53:14,000
Now if it was a less attractive woman

1398
01:53:14,000 --> 01:53:17,520
It would still be just as bad you fucking animals

1399
01:53:18,400 --> 01:53:21,760
You thought I was gonna say something different so overall though. No, like I said overall. I think it's a great movie with some flaws

1400
01:53:22,560 --> 01:53:28,240
I think the great wall is perfect movie. I think it's exactly what you want. If you want a mexican standoff movie

1401
01:53:28,240 --> 01:53:32,960
That's what it is. Oh, it's a western. No, it's not even just a western. It's a modern day western fun

1402
01:53:32,960 --> 01:53:36,080
You know that don't don't think about it. I don't think about it. I don't think about it

1403
01:53:36,080 --> 01:53:38,080
I don't think about it. I don't think about it

1404
01:53:38,080 --> 01:53:43,360
That's what it is. Oh, it's a western. No, it's not even just a western. It's a modern day western fun. You know

1405
01:53:43,360 --> 01:53:47,680
That don't don't think you want I have to go more specific. It is a mexican standoff

1406
01:53:48,240 --> 01:53:52,160
From beginning to end. Yeah, that's just what it is. It is the well

1407
01:53:52,160 --> 01:53:57,200
I don't know that the beginning is to set it the movie's purpose to set up the Mexican standoff in the end

1408
01:53:57,440 --> 01:54:01,760
Well, I mean, I got from the whole movies not that every time because I mean you put it in it

1409
01:54:01,760 --> 01:54:04,880
It's not that for no, no, no, but if there's a lot of tension like sure

1410
01:54:04,880 --> 01:54:09,280
I mean sure there's a lot of shootouts. This is like a bullet mayhem. This is a bullet

1411
01:54:09,280 --> 01:54:14,880
And like I said like most westerns the fact that you can shoot, you know automatic weaponry

1412
01:54:15,920 --> 01:54:18,400
Thousands of rounds and not they were conscious of the bullets

1413
01:54:20,160 --> 01:54:23,680
Conscious of the bullets the gunfight when they first get the girl

1414
01:54:23,680 --> 01:54:29,120
Yeah, I put long-ass gunfight outside because they're just talking to her just hear gunshots just constantly going on

1415
01:54:29,680 --> 01:54:33,120
They change their magazines a lot though. I don't know if you're talking about that

1416
01:54:33,120 --> 01:54:35,920
They that they shot that you're just really bad shots

1417
01:54:37,120 --> 01:54:39,120
They're also really good hiders. I mean I was in the

1418
01:54:39,920 --> 01:54:41,920
They are

1419
01:54:45,680 --> 01:54:48,880
They're all using pistols with no sights no laser pointers

1420
01:54:48,960 --> 01:54:54,640
Well, what i'm saying is that many ran honest honest to god as a person who was in the military that many rounds fired

1421
01:54:55,040 --> 01:54:57,040
They're all dead many times over

1422
01:54:57,040 --> 01:55:03,840
Many many many times over in the scene in the climactic scene of the movie we're talking about at the very end the very end of the movie

1423
01:55:04,880 --> 01:55:08,320
There were so many rounds shot at the end of that movie

1424
01:55:09,200 --> 01:55:13,040
With the shutters and it was so many and in the hospital scene as well

1425
01:55:13,200 --> 01:55:17,040
But they did such realistic damage like when you're shooting in a straight line across

1426
01:55:17,440 --> 01:55:21,760
Uh trying to chase the dude the dude was leaned down below you see it rip up the fucking room

1427
01:55:22,000 --> 01:55:25,200
Yes, like it goes through the things it's gonna go through

1428
01:55:25,200 --> 01:55:31,920
Right also the motel scene the motel scene a lot of this many rounds you do not miss this many times

1429
01:55:32,560 --> 01:55:36,080
It the worst shooter world I can hand someone who's never fired a pistol

1430
01:55:36,720 --> 01:55:43,360
And if you get to fire 36 rounds at a target 20 feet from you, you're gonna fucking hit it unless

1431
01:55:44,000 --> 01:55:46,480
that's my point target is a

1432
01:55:47,280 --> 01:55:52,480
Super trained or super badass dude if it's been east on tour or aryan philippine. No

1433
01:55:52,480 --> 01:55:57,600
I'm with did you see how good he was with hiding behind fucking shit the whole time the whole time

1434
01:55:57,600 --> 01:56:00,960
And he said so I love to do every time he's like he was so slick

1435
01:56:01,040 --> 01:56:05,680
Remember that scene you do understand your average street criminal would not be able to do those things

1436
01:56:05,760 --> 01:56:11,280
That's all we're saying. It's not realistic, but how cool but how cool was benicio dot toro in that? I said it's cool

1437
01:56:11,760 --> 01:56:16,640
It's not realistic. Whatever. You don't think it's realistic. I think it was super realistic. We'll have to disagree

1438
01:56:16,640 --> 01:56:23,920
Okay, I think benicio dot toro was fucking epic in that uh in that uh, pickpocketing scene when he was in the supermarket

1439
01:56:24,400 --> 01:56:27,360
No, it's epic everything about it's epic. No, but I love that scene

1440
01:56:27,440 --> 01:56:31,280
Do you remember what i'm talking about where he's picked do you remember what i'm talking about? I keep directing everything

1441
01:56:31,280 --> 01:56:35,360
Oh, yeah, he's like smoking a cigarette in there and then well he kind of hits on that girl though

1442
01:56:35,360 --> 01:56:39,840
He gives her like a hood. He puts a movie in there like that's the previous shit ever. And we never find out what's on the movie until later

1443
01:56:39,920 --> 01:56:44,800
We find out it's a sonogram. That girl's just like this guy's rad smoking cigarettes inside and puts in a weird

1444
01:56:44,800 --> 01:56:50,720
Your what was it a pregnancy training video? No, it was uh, it was a song video. Was this movie set in 2000?

1445
01:56:50,720 --> 01:56:55,040
I know it was made in 2000, but was it set in 2000? I think it was set more like 8085. That's the way

1446
01:56:55,120 --> 01:56:58,720
No, they had cell phones. It was 2000. Okay. Yeah, good sir. But they uh

1447
01:57:00,000 --> 01:57:06,160
No, it was the it was the sonogram of her pregnancy. That's right. Because the francesca at the very end looks at it on the tv

1448
01:57:07,120 --> 01:57:10,160
And she's like the blown up big screen. She's like touching pixels

1449
01:57:10,800 --> 01:57:12,480
uh

1450
01:57:12,480 --> 01:57:16,560
Okay. Well, I hate to get to the rating because I feel like you guys are gonna bring down

1451
01:57:17,200 --> 01:57:21,760
Well, maybe not much. I like this is a absolute b plus

1452
01:57:22,300 --> 01:57:28,560
Master masterpiece. I love it. It's by the guy that did it's by the guy that did uh, usual suspects. It's

1453
01:57:29,260 --> 01:57:32,480
Phrenetic it's action packed. It's fucking

1454
01:57:33,040 --> 01:57:39,040
uh the chemistry between all the characters is great love them or hate them, I guess but

1455
01:57:39,040 --> 01:57:44,640
It's amazing like the every every part of it. I loved it. I couldn't stop watching

1456
01:57:44,640 --> 01:57:50,400
I was engaged the entire time b plus b plus plus I might even vote twice because i'm the fucking god in this pocket

1457
01:57:51,280 --> 01:57:55,440
What's your vote here? My vote is that uh, it's a solid c

1458
01:57:56,160 --> 01:57:58,160
Which is in our rating system

1459
01:57:58,400 --> 01:58:03,520
It's there's it's a great movie with problems. So if you're into this kind of movie, you're gonna love it

1460
01:58:03,520 --> 01:58:08,320
If you're if you're my wife, you're like, hey, it's okay. Whatever I can live with it

1461
01:58:10,000 --> 01:58:13,920
And uh some more refined taste might not like it

1462
01:58:14,640 --> 01:58:16,240
Okay

1463
01:58:16,240 --> 01:58:18,240
But I'm just a solid c to me

1464
01:58:18,800 --> 01:58:20,480
right in the middle

1465
01:58:20,480 --> 01:58:28,400
Austin a little above so like look I loved the whole opening scene the whole beginning being all the way through to

1466
01:58:28,400 --> 01:58:34,560
Uh when they get away from the hospital and the bodyguards get arrested and it made me really excited

1467
01:58:34,960 --> 01:58:39,920
For more awesome scenes like that, which didn't come until the ending shootout at the end

1468
01:58:40,160 --> 01:58:43,200
It made me wait all that long. So it was a good payoff at the end

1469
01:58:43,760 --> 01:58:49,920
But still like it made me sit through like 45 minutes to an hour of just there's spiller. It's a long movie

1470
01:58:50,160 --> 01:58:51,680
a lot of filler

1471
01:58:51,680 --> 01:58:55,440
Um, so i'm gonna go uh see solid c

1472
01:58:55,440 --> 01:58:57,440
uh

1473
01:58:58,880 --> 01:59:04,240
I'm going are you trying to think of a way to cheat? He's trying to think of a way to cheat. Oh wait

1474
01:59:05,040 --> 01:59:06,400
Who's this?

1475
01:59:06,400 --> 01:59:08,720
Who's been over here the whole time? Is it rainy ice? Yeah

1476
01:59:09,760 --> 01:59:13,200
Yeah, hey guys, rainy ice watch this movie with you. Yeah, wait, hold on

1477
01:59:14,000 --> 01:59:16,000
Pack another block

1478
01:59:16,720 --> 01:59:18,720
Like this one

1479
01:59:18,720 --> 01:59:23,280
No, I am not we're gonna smoke some more hey hey randy randy

1480
01:59:23,520 --> 01:59:28,800
So if you guys aren't familiar randy's this little puppet that I have he's he's sentient. He lives in the in the murder room

1481
01:59:29,200 --> 01:59:32,640
uh, and uh, yeah, why do you call it the murder room?

1482
01:59:33,520 --> 01:59:36,000
That's what other people call it. You named it that randy

1483
01:59:37,280 --> 01:59:38,640
well, I

1484
01:59:38,640 --> 01:59:41,200
You were smoking salvia and you oh god

1485
01:59:42,000 --> 01:59:44,000
Did any tell you about the salvia?

1486
01:59:44,320 --> 01:59:48,000
He won't shut up about it every night. He's like remember that time

1487
01:59:48,000 --> 01:59:53,120
I was in a cabin and uh, I got split into a thousand pieces

1488
01:59:53,600 --> 01:59:58,640
Everyone salvia. I didn't talk about that one. No. Oh, no. Oh god. I can't why not

1489
01:59:59,360 --> 02:00:01,920
I bet you find some way to shove it in your podcast

1490
02:00:03,200 --> 02:00:07,040
Just like you shoved up his ass. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa

1491
02:00:07,920 --> 02:00:11,360
Calm down. What are we doing? Why do you why did you bring me out here? Where's he?

1492
02:00:13,200 --> 02:00:15,200
Well, I brought you out here because we

1493
02:00:15,200 --> 02:00:21,440
um, uh, well because we need you to vote on the movie the way of the gun 2000. Oh man you talking about um

1494
02:00:21,920 --> 02:00:25,520
That one with benicio del toro that wolfman. Whoa and uh,

1495
02:00:26,160 --> 02:00:28,160
Ryan philippe from cruel intentions

1496
02:00:28,560 --> 02:00:34,480
Um, yeah that one. Oh man. What a seminal classic by the rider usual suspect

1497
02:00:34,880 --> 02:00:40,240
Uh, yeah, I agree. What a good movie. Yeah, I fucking love it. It's probably the best thing i've ever seen. Um

1498
02:00:41,340 --> 02:00:43,340
personally, uh

1499
02:00:43,340 --> 02:00:49,980
But I also but you know me i'm specific. I also like mark walberg's the big hit. I also like, uh,

1500
02:00:50,700 --> 02:00:55,900
Uh, who knows? I don't know other movies in the same wheelhouse, maybe but I give it a big b plus

1501
02:00:56,540 --> 02:01:01,100
Well, thanks randy. That's fucking awesome. Uh here i'm just like this up. Uh, what do you guys think about this?

1502
02:01:01,180 --> 02:01:03,660
No, i'm gonna change mine to f minus

1503
02:01:05,980 --> 02:01:09,020
There's no going back seas yeah, that's the first rule fight club bitch

1504
02:01:09,020 --> 02:01:13,180
Which i'm going back. I would say I would say our our

1505
02:01:15,340 --> 02:01:19,500
A b minus would probably be the overall or c plus somewhere out on the cusp

1506
02:01:21,260 --> 02:01:25,180
But uh, yeah, I agree. Yeah, we'll go with a b minus

1507
02:01:26,220 --> 02:01:28,220
solid b

1508
02:01:28,540 --> 02:01:32,460
Way the gun solid b official b minus

1509
02:01:33,180 --> 02:01:34,620
b

1510
02:01:34,620 --> 02:01:36,620
All right, i've spoken. Uh

1511
02:01:36,620 --> 02:01:38,780
That was great. Um

1512
02:01:39,900 --> 02:01:41,340
so

1513
02:01:41,340 --> 02:01:46,700
I have a few suggestions for tubi now. This is going to be a little bit different than how we normally do our

1514
02:01:47,500 --> 02:01:49,500
You guys are still gonna get surprised

1515
02:01:49,820 --> 02:01:51,820
You guys are still gonna get your choice surprise

1516
02:01:51,820 --> 02:01:56,140
But I have a couple of options that I want to throw out there because you guys never pick my choice

1517
02:01:56,300 --> 02:02:03,580
So I was hoping that one of these would catch your eyes. Okay, because usually you pick really I know I pick awesome ones that nobody

1518
02:02:03,580 --> 02:02:08,460
Oh, that was a leaving soon one. So never mind. I'll probably I have a living let me let me do mine first

1519
02:02:08,540 --> 02:02:11,340
Okay, because I have a leaving soon, but I just want to bring up

1520
02:02:11,340 --> 02:02:13,820
But i'm actually not even going to ask you guys to vote for it

1521
02:02:14,140 --> 02:02:18,140
I just think we need to hit on it because we've done so many and it's leaving soon

1522
02:02:18,860 --> 02:02:21,020
Is john carpenter's ghost of mars?

1523
02:02:21,660 --> 02:02:26,620
What is it because i've won so many it's leaving like in 13 days. So it's like we'd have to do it this week

1524
02:02:27,580 --> 02:02:30,220
And it wouldn't be there for the audience. That's the only problem with it

1525
02:02:30,220 --> 02:02:35,580
But but man, we've done all these john carpenter movies and I'd like to see kind of and i'm gonna watch it regardless

1526
02:02:36,540 --> 02:02:39,740
Uh, but i'd like to see you know, a little newer

1527
02:02:41,740 --> 02:02:45,980
In the fall of carpenter yeah, the spring of carpenter. Yeah

1528
02:02:47,020 --> 02:02:49,020
Can we do willis wonderland?

1529
02:02:50,220 --> 02:02:55,420
We've already done willis wonderland willis wonderland willis movies. Oh bruce willis

1530
02:02:55,420 --> 02:03:01,420
Willis maybe yes, we'll see we might want to wait on that until something happens to make it more news

1531
02:03:01,500 --> 02:03:03,500
Austin had a really good idea

1532
02:03:05,260 --> 02:03:06,940
That we

1533
02:03:06,940 --> 02:03:11,500
Hopefully will start so that by the time this airs it's already a thing. Okay

1534
02:03:12,300 --> 02:03:18,940
but the uh, what'd you call it the one where we're boxed oh the rice box rice box, uh fried rice box and uh,

1535
02:03:19,580 --> 02:03:23,180
Where you might not be able to handle this one, but you're more than welcome to try

1536
02:03:23,180 --> 02:03:29,020
Uh, we're gonna hotbox a car and we're gonna have the camera pointed at us as we watch a movie live

1537
02:03:29,020 --> 02:03:33,580
So that's in the car. That's what we're gonna do our live reactions hotboxing a car while we watch a movie

1538
02:03:33,740 --> 02:03:38,220
Isn't that this this apartment every week? Yeah, except uh, it'll be in a car

1539
02:03:41,900 --> 02:03:46,220
And it's a live viewing but we're gonna so how do we do a live viewing in a car that's all

1540
02:03:46,220 --> 02:03:52,700
Launch a tablet or something. Yeah, we'll figure it out or maybe we have a laptop. Well, no, I have a if we could do it

1541
02:03:53,180 --> 02:03:58,460
If we could do it in a car if we could figure it out. I have a projection screen a projector

1542
02:03:58,620 --> 02:04:03,420
We just need a projector. Oh now we just need a place to do now. I'm being nice to ryan

1543
02:04:04,140 --> 02:04:06,940
I have a projector. Have you not been nice to him?

1544
02:04:07,740 --> 02:04:12,860
I've never been nice to you. Did something change? But we love each other, but I'm not nice to each other

1545
02:04:12,860 --> 02:04:17,100
I have a projectors you can hook your phone in or whatever and what's to be movies fine. Well, would you say you're not?

1546
02:04:17,180 --> 02:04:19,180
Well, that's let's we could do that. Yeah, uh

1547
02:04:20,060 --> 02:04:24,220
when you say you're not nice to each other is does it go past the uh

1548
02:04:25,100 --> 02:04:31,100
Comedy on stage part. Does it like translate into real life when you guys are really next to each other really talking?

1549
02:04:31,180 --> 02:04:34,380
You know, we're bros to each other both a lot of the time

1550
02:04:34,460 --> 02:04:37,740
But whenever it comes to like on stage or on podcast, we're ripping on each other

1551
02:04:37,740 --> 02:04:43,660
And whether or not we're here. It's like i'd rather have friends talk shit to my face than behind my back

1552
02:04:43,740 --> 02:04:47,980
We do both. Yeah talking shit. That's we're really good friends. We're good besties

1553
02:04:49,100 --> 02:04:52,220
With that fuck face. Yeah, so i've got the wave

1554
02:04:53,580 --> 02:04:58,380
I still want to watch it the wave. Okay, it looks interesting. It's a drug trip kind of movie

1555
02:04:58,860 --> 02:05:01,660
And then the other uh, well the other one looks like it's

1556
02:05:02,780 --> 02:05:07,100
Anyone here seen go some bars though. I just want to know if anybody's seen ice cube

1557
02:05:07,100 --> 02:05:09,100
Yes

1558
02:05:09,740 --> 02:05:12,060
I like the idea of that. I haven't seen it go some hours

1559
02:05:13,420 --> 02:05:19,820
Yeah, but it's in space. It's in space and it's natasha hinstridge is a cop I think

1560
02:05:20,380 --> 02:05:23,420
Said to get somebody but they're all like zombies when they get there

1561
02:05:24,940 --> 02:05:28,860
It's something it's it's a uh, I wasn't I wasn't super

1562
02:05:28,860 --> 02:05:31,580
Space cop if we know it's

1563
02:05:35,900 --> 02:05:41,260
So commander toad in space looked pretty shitty, uh

1564
02:05:43,420 --> 02:05:49,500
Fuck it. Let's go with your choices. You're uh, interesting. We have very different tubi layouts

1565
02:05:49,580 --> 02:05:52,620
Well, this is the good son, which is interesting is a uh,

1566
02:05:53,420 --> 02:05:56,960
It's in a movie done entirely with uh mini figurines

1567
02:05:56,960 --> 02:06:00,000
Oh, wow about the uh, world war one or thing

1568
02:06:01,440 --> 02:06:03,440
Like it's the french world war one story

1569
02:06:03,520 --> 02:06:06,160
So what is your real? So what is your real one that you're giving us?

1570
02:06:06,960 --> 02:06:11,120
Well, it was gonna be boogie, but then I started watching boogie and I didn't like it

1571
02:06:11,920 --> 02:06:16,800
And then it was gonna be swimming with sharks, which is just a comedy. Uh, a drama. It sounds good

1572
02:06:17,200 --> 02:06:20,080
But it's kevin spacey and I don't really want to do a kevin spacey movie

1573
02:06:20,560 --> 02:06:22,320
uh

1574
02:06:22,320 --> 02:06:26,320
So then it was either gonna be assassins but that was somebody else assassins

1575
02:06:26,320 --> 02:06:30,720
I did a few weeks ago. I said that just because I was the odds looked interesting. I

1576
02:06:31,360 --> 02:06:34,960
uh, and then the wave but I think ultimately what i'll go with because I

1577
02:06:35,600 --> 02:06:37,600
I was gonna hear fury fury

1578
02:06:37,680 --> 02:06:41,520
I would i've never seen fury and I didn't make fury for because

1579
02:06:42,080 --> 02:06:47,680
I was so afraid it would be not it's such a mainstream movies. Why didn't pick it? But i've never seen fury

1580
02:06:48,720 --> 02:06:50,720
It's 2014

1581
02:06:50,960 --> 02:06:54,480
Yeah, but it's also not a b. It's not well, it's not really a b movie

1582
02:06:54,480 --> 02:06:58,880
That's what I was wondering is it like it's I don't know. I know nothing about it. No, the only

1583
02:06:59,520 --> 02:07:02,560
You've seen it. Yeah, it's it's a big movie. Oh god

1584
02:07:03,360 --> 02:07:05,360
Is that the is that the christopher?

1585
02:07:06,720 --> 02:07:12,400
I believe it is no, it's not the comedy. It's tenet not tenet. Oh, it's being a tenant. Okay

1586
02:07:15,680 --> 02:07:19,440
Fuck it. I saw what they called mayhem that i've seen before that I liked, uh

1587
02:07:19,440 --> 02:07:26,240
Bad cat there's some interesting stuff on tubi. It's really hard for hendry's totally

1588
02:07:28,320 --> 02:07:30,320
Do you remember that movie double dragon?

1589
02:07:31,040 --> 02:07:33,040
Actually, that's not bad

1590
02:07:33,040 --> 02:07:38,880
That's not a bad. All right, yeah, actually i'm gonna say that's not a bad double dragon double dragon is

1591
02:07:39,680 --> 02:07:42,160
Real good. Okay. So what's your recommendation?

1592
02:07:42,880 --> 02:07:48,160
I pulled the page out of mike's book and I went with the little the little suggestions it gives you at the end of uh,

1593
02:07:48,160 --> 02:07:52,800
Uh, the one we just watched lay the gun and I chose uh suicide kings

1594
02:07:54,000 --> 02:07:56,960
Suicide king. Oh, I gotta look that up. Yeah, uh

1595
02:07:57,920 --> 02:08:05,940
Christopher walkins in it. I like walking and uh, so is one of the boondocks saints brothers, uh, sean patrick flannery

1596
02:08:06,640 --> 02:08:09,120
I like it a few good names in it. Um

1597
02:08:10,000 --> 02:08:17,200
Same kind of movie though. Obviously a group of rich 20-somethings kidnap a crime boss and use his money to pay a ransom

1598
02:08:17,200 --> 02:08:18,160
of

1599
02:08:18,160 --> 02:08:23,200
One of their sisters who's also kidnapped so it's very similar. Yeah, that's what I can see why the

1600
02:08:24,000 --> 02:08:27,360
Did that's like the kidnapping theme that here's a better hostage

1601
02:08:28,800 --> 02:08:32,240
It's also got johnny. Galecki from uh, uh

1602
02:08:33,360 --> 02:08:41,120
Big bang theory actually the best the best hostage movie of all over all is named hostage the bruce welles one

1603
02:08:41,760 --> 02:08:44,560
Is that best fucking what about ransom with mil gibson?

1604
02:08:44,560 --> 02:08:50,400
Ransom is good. That's the one where the kid right haven't seen it. Don't care ransom. Oh, it's good movie

1605
02:08:50,800 --> 02:08:54,080
It's I guarantee you will not be hostage. Have you guys seen hostage?

1606
02:08:54,400 --> 02:08:57,840
I was hostage on to be I have it on blue rail brain next week if it's not on here

1607
02:08:57,920 --> 02:09:02,160
Okay, so we've got double dragon. We've got suicide kings and we have

1608
02:09:03,440 --> 02:09:05,280
ghost of bars

1609
02:09:05,280 --> 02:09:07,280
Now it's tricky with three people

1610
02:09:07,760 --> 02:09:12,240
What about me? Motherfucker? I'm so sorry. I forgot you were there. Uh

1611
02:09:12,240 --> 02:09:19,200
Don't worry. I think you were chaotic enough with your bullshit choices that uh, we'll just leave it to three and we'll see how this vote goes

1612
02:09:19,200 --> 02:09:22,480
All right. So uh austin who do you vote for?

1613
02:09:24,160 --> 02:09:29,440
Fuck who do you vote for? I'm staying with ghost of bars only because I got it. It's john it's the last it's john carpenter again

1614
02:09:29,600 --> 02:09:34,160
Does it tell you how long it has like i'll watch it tonight anyways, it's 13 days right as of yesterday

1615
02:09:34,400 --> 02:09:36,400
All right, so 12 today

1616
02:09:36,400 --> 02:09:42,240
But i'm assuming it's gonna be available on pluto or something else at that point. It's an older movie. It's not a

1617
02:09:42,960 --> 02:09:45,840
yeah, I vote for I vote for double dragon because

1618
02:09:46,800 --> 02:09:50,240
Obviously, it's the one I picked and I was super super into from the beginning

1619
02:09:50,880 --> 02:09:52,880
Okay. Well, I guess it's up to me. Um

1620
02:09:53,920 --> 02:10:00,480
Oh, uh, so if I pick double dragon what happens? Well then I get I get well I veto I veto it

1621
02:10:01,200 --> 02:10:03,200
I win. Oh you win. Yeah

1622
02:10:03,200 --> 02:10:05,520
Uh, what are we doing for rice box?

1623
02:10:07,440 --> 02:10:12,160
Oh, yeah, what are we doing rice box? We should be doing well, we have a car we have cars we do

1624
02:10:12,560 --> 02:10:14,880
Okay, then here's the thing. How about this? How about?

1625
02:10:17,440 --> 02:10:20,800
You know how hard it is to whisper with felt um a felt mouth

1626
02:10:21,920 --> 02:10:25,680
But just one sec. Um, this is what we'll do. I'm gonna vote for

1627
02:10:26,320 --> 02:10:29,920
Ghost of bars. That's what we're gonna watch for the actual episode but

1628
02:10:29,920 --> 02:10:32,400
For fried rice hot box

1629
02:10:32,960 --> 02:10:34,480
Fried rice box

1630
02:10:34,480 --> 02:10:36,000
We'll do

1631
02:10:36,000 --> 02:10:41,120
Double dragon. How's that sound? Okay. Yeah. All right. Yeah. All right. Yeah, we figured it out

1632
02:10:41,120 --> 02:10:46,080
Can I fucking go back to my murder room now? Yeah, get out of here randy everybody give it up for randy

1633
02:10:46,080 --> 02:10:48,080
I love randy

1634
02:10:48,960 --> 02:10:50,960
You can see him live

1635
02:10:51,520 --> 02:10:56,480
February 16th so ghost of march. Yeah, we should because I was looking at I know that means it'll still be on their friday night

1636
02:10:56,480 --> 02:10:58,480
Which is when I always watch

1637
02:10:58,480 --> 02:11:00,480
when I always watch

1638
02:11:01,120 --> 02:11:07,600
It's till when the 13th 12 more days ghost of mars next episode

1639
02:11:08,960 --> 02:11:12,480
And that should be I think we might have all the carpenter's early stuff

1640
02:11:12,880 --> 02:11:17,360
No, we've so much carpenter left. We haven't touched the hollywood movies. We haven't fucking got it into

1641
02:11:17,760 --> 02:11:22,720
Well, because I stay away from well, you never see i'm not going to recommend many hormones. Although it's it's listed as an orb

1642
02:11:23,520 --> 02:11:25,520
When you look at ghost of mars, it's a hormon

1643
02:11:25,520 --> 02:11:27,520
I

1644
02:11:27,520 --> 02:11:29,040
Christopher

1645
02:11:29,040 --> 02:11:31,360
McQuarrie, what a good writer and director

1646
02:11:32,160 --> 02:11:35,840
You know what now what I gotta do is what's upcoming? What's what's what's no now?

1647
02:11:35,840 --> 02:11:40,720
I'm gonna watch I haven't seen mission impossible rogue nation fallout or dead reckoning. No

1648
02:11:41,280 --> 02:11:43,840
Last one I saw was with uh, philip philip seymour hoppins

1649
02:11:44,480 --> 02:11:50,480
That's the one I that's the I i've watched the opening to that movie once and then I never watched the rest of it

1650
02:11:50,560 --> 02:11:52,560
So that's the fourth one

1651
02:11:52,560 --> 02:11:56,400
I guess i've seen the motorcycle jump scene from this life or a thousand times

1652
02:11:57,120 --> 02:11:59,120
Oh, yeah, I think it was three. Yeah

1653
02:11:59,200 --> 02:12:06,160
It's cool. My uh, my uh dad has actually a whole poster and it has all the cast of mission impossible three signed it

1654
02:12:07,040 --> 02:12:13,520
Also for the original matrix too giant giant ass poster real post. Yeah. Yeah bottom online wild back. That's sick

1655
02:12:13,920 --> 02:12:16,560
I love that. Oh, yeah, you got a specially good spot

1656
02:12:16,560 --> 02:12:22,640
You know, well you're about to see a lot of new artwork on the wall because of all the uh, team that I fucking did earlier

1657
02:12:24,400 --> 02:12:27,200
It's gonna be easy to do the review on team when it gets here. Yeah

1658
02:12:29,120 --> 02:12:31,840
Turn two back in for team who actually uh

1659
02:12:33,600 --> 02:12:35,200
Well

1660
02:12:35,200 --> 02:12:37,200
I think we I mean, yeah, I think we're actually

1661
02:12:38,160 --> 02:12:42,560
Good on time. We should probably end this thing at some point. Yes

1662
02:12:42,560 --> 02:12:45,600
We're a couple hours in 145 or something like that

1663
02:12:45,600 --> 02:12:48,960
Yeah, let's oh, yes, dude. Let's fucking end this thing. Um

1664
02:12:50,080 --> 02:12:53,040
And and the bell ringer ended honestly it ended with the bell ringer

1665
02:12:54,960 --> 02:13:00,800
Yeah, that great intro great opening let's get pumped again for the exit uh, ladies and gentlemen

1666
02:13:02,560 --> 02:13:04,560
Oh and I muted this hold on

1667
02:13:04,720 --> 02:13:10,960
This looks like what is raging too. I see this audio. Yes. It looks amazing. I haven't sir. Hang on

1668
02:13:10,960 --> 02:13:16,800
Have you played this earlier real aggressive? No, oh, you don't know. Okay, but I want to unmute this first. Yeah

1669
02:13:18,240 --> 02:13:20,240
then

1670
02:13:21,840 --> 02:13:30,180
We're about to get into okay that'll work doom hunter, yeah, ladies and gentlemen

1671
02:13:32,160 --> 02:13:33,600
Uh

1672
02:13:33,600 --> 02:13:38,000
This episode is absolutely been brought to you by bell ringer if it hasn't been apparent yet

1673
02:13:38,000 --> 02:13:43,840
What bell ringer will do for you or to you or to you or with you or however you want to phrase it

1674
02:13:44,160 --> 02:13:46,320
This has been brought to you by salvia divinorum

1675
02:13:47,360 --> 02:13:52,000
Fucking go do it. Try it. Try it today. Wait, wait misclaimer do not try salvia

1676
02:13:52,560 --> 02:13:57,200
Without fucking do it if you someone there. Yeah, get some supervision, but then fucking try it

1677
02:13:57,200 --> 02:14:01,200
Tell me and that should be okay. So we have what's the craziest thing you see when you're getting high

1678
02:14:01,520 --> 02:14:04,400
Also, if you try it fucking let us know

1679
02:14:04,400 --> 02:14:07,440
I'd love to hear or if you've already tried

1680
02:14:08,080 --> 02:14:10,080
Let me know

1681
02:14:10,080 --> 02:14:12,080
Oh, here we go

1682
02:14:12,080 --> 02:14:16,480
Well, anyway, fuck it. This has been the fried rice podcast. I've been andy. Wait, I'll get to that part later

1683
02:14:18,000 --> 02:14:20,000
With me as always

1684
02:14:20,400 --> 02:14:22,400
Has been austin

1685
02:14:22,400 --> 02:14:24,400
the

1686
02:14:24,400 --> 02:14:26,560
I'm trying to think of like a doom related. Uh

1687
02:14:27,360 --> 02:14:29,680
Uh, he came from another planet to be here

1688
02:14:30,400 --> 02:14:31,760
feral

1689
02:14:31,760 --> 02:14:33,760
till that day

1690
02:14:33,760 --> 02:14:37,280
Oh, I love it. So poetic we have michael

1691
02:14:38,240 --> 02:14:44,820
I kill him every time I go into the room and yet every time I restart the level he's fucking there larsen

1692
02:14:45,520 --> 02:14:47,520
I'll be back next week

1693
02:14:47,840 --> 02:14:49,840
And i've been your host andy rice

1694
02:14:50,480 --> 02:14:51,840
I mean

1695
02:14:51,840 --> 02:14:57,200
Just for a second. I've been so fried this episode. This has been great. Thank you all for joining me

1696
02:14:57,200 --> 02:15:04,160
Have a wonderful night. Good night. Bye

1697
02:15:16,080 --> 02:15:21,760
And thank you so much for joining us for the way of the gun a retrospective by fried rice podcast

1698
02:15:21,760 --> 02:15:28,640
A solid b movie if there is or if there ever was one the website fried rice podcast.com the number

1699
02:15:29,180 --> 02:15:32,720
702 829 0117 the question

1700
02:15:32,800 --> 02:15:39,680
What's the craziest thing you've ever seen? Well, hi and the movie we're watching next week is of course john carpenter's ghosts of

1701
02:15:40,240 --> 02:15:42,240
Mars, we'll see you then

1702
02:15:42,240 --> 02:15:52,240
Have a great day