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With us as always it's Michael. He survived a gun shootout this morning
He met up at noon high noon with another man the man shot four times and missed four times
And then Mike ran away like a little bitch alive one more time. Lawson. I'm just drifting
Man, I'm just drifting by the way. We did not watch a western
No, we did
Hey, that was a lot earlier
Distraction this time. We don't have to wait for the dryer
Yeah, so we did not really watch a western we kind of we watched a modern-day western
But we will get into that much later
Because the way this podcast work
Uh, let's get into just our week
That's pretty great though. I did freeze it on an image of a gun and the movie we watched was the way of the gun
So that's pretty perfect
Okay, so
How's everyone's week? How are you fucking great week so far went and saw Ben Bailey our boy fucking Anthony Mitchell opened for him
That was amazing. Let's get into it. Me and Sean went there. We got into the venue
It's the old it's a it's a used to be a JC penny that the the theater bought and turned into a little theater while they
Renovate their main theater. They're doing shows to support that so go out to shows there and go see that stuff so we can get a theater
Maybe we'll perform there and this was where what a king man
Okay, and then also just speaking of theaters
They're partitioning their petitioning to not petitioning but they're Trump trying to get a theater here in Bullhead
We need they're opening up a new I think performing arts center if I'm not mistaken
That's what I read on the sign and they want to build a big theater
and so I know that
Diane Mackenzie who runs the
Ghosts like children's theater that I've done work with in the past for the summer camp
She went and we gave Mojave comedy or we just I told her that Mojave comedy gives our blessing to get a theater
I don't
Know she knows sorry
We're not in charge of everything but hobby comedy because she did ask for she asked for
She asked for Mojave comedy support. Yeah, I was gonna give her right
I was gonna give her fried rice podcast support and then I thought about it first off
We're not big enough for our support to matter second off. Does she really want fried rice?
I can't maybe maybe not who knows right this week anyway, okay?
Oh, yeah, but yeah, Ben Bailey great show
I just when I got in there there wasn't a lot of security
It was just an old lady like do you have your ticket you show your ticket and then you can go like in and out
Of the theater if you want. Oh, I walk in I sit down. I remember. Oh, I have my old Polaroid camera
I should get a Polaroid of Anthony while he's on stage give it to him for his big day
So I realized that I walked into the venue full of people and a celebrity sat down in my chair
Got up out of my chair went back outside to my car
Came back in with a strange oddly shaped package
The Polaroid had the case and it's like a square thing walked back in
Set it down on the ground in the back walked away from it
So that'd go to the bathroom came back to it when the show started the lights went out
Reached into it and pulled a black object out of it and aimed it at the nobody bad
Nobody bad at a fucking eyes
So basically I could have assassinated the cash cab guy if I wanted to so I was gonna write when you said that there was
Lack security with the little old grandmother in my mind. I'm thinking man
Maybe we shouldn't put that information out on the podcast internet sphere because someone might try to shoot the cash get but then you
You he's not definitely put my fears to rest because they were completely acknowledged and right
So they I could put them aside because oh fears acknowledged. Yes. Yeah, then you then you talked about a full-blown assassination
Plane they figured that out because when I went to go take the Polaroid when Anthony went up on stage the mic kept cutting out
And so it was just silence, but I was like, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna take the picture
So nobody hears the Polaroid like while he's talking and right as I take the picture the mic cuts out
so everyone just hears
and
So that lady saw me do that and she was like that's what that motherfucker was doing like and she went back behind the curtain
Yeah, cuz they closed the curtain to the entrance so the light doesn't get in and she just ran back there
I was like, oh fuck and I went sat back down in my seat so they couldn't kick me out
So, okay, so I get this was a JC Penny Kingman. Yeah
So if there's any wannabe assassins out there
Get the cash cam guy if he's still performing
Oh, pretty sure that was a one-time performance or something like that. Hey, sure. Wow, we can we're here at fried rice podcast
We don't advocate that you go kill Amy. She was
She's done that to herself with just stealing jokes. She killed herself
Yeah, she was right. Yeah joke stealing and I'll give her credit accused of joke stealing, but I think it's pretty cement now
I think it's pretty easy when you play a joke when you do the side-by-side. I've seen that all the time
It's just like oh did they steal a joke? Well, let's find out and then you just put the joke
That's the guy said in the 70s and then their joke in 2005 and yeah, they stole a fucking joke
But it's not always I gotta tell you I've seen it happen where it's not a stolen joke
I've seen parallel thinking happen in real time. We do it all the time. What are we doing? We play mind-melting
It's just parallel thinking now. It's more
Yeah more possible than ever now like just because they found out that Stephen Hawking went to Epstein's Islands
That's like a gold mine of Joe. Yeah, exactly. So I'm writing some and I'm hoping nobody does
Oh, yeah, no one else is writing any Epstein jokes right now
No, I'm Stephen Hawking you throw Stephen Hawking in there, right? Yeah, but after the show
We were hanging out with Anthony like congratulating him and everything we talked to the other
One of the other feature acts that was with Ben Bailey and his name was Jeff
Baldinger
Baldinger the unfortunately named Jeff Baldinger was there
Really nice guy got to talk about comedy and life and he's like, hey guys
Just hang around for a minute and then he calls us backstage and we get to hang out with Ben Bailey for like 30
Minutes and talk to him talk about cash cab talk about watching it now. I never okay
Yeah, I know what my clever he's like a wordsmith. I
Never watched cash cat. Oh, yeah is that's the one maybe I've seen
peripherally like a YouTube clip
But that's the one where you hail a cab he picks you up and then you're you can make money by answering questions
Right. Okay, and they're very short. It's however long the ride is
Oh, it doesn't go the whole length of the ride. Well, yeah, but it's New York City
It's all they're all short rides. Nothing there is like there's no 30 or 40
I'll tell you what if cash cap picked me up you'd be like, I've got a Kingman did I say yeah
Can I say I need to go to you know, 34th Street? I meant New Jersey, right?
and I
And then you but you could literally as far as you want to go because
You're making your fare as you're going. That's a free trip technically, right?
You could then be like no take me to like it sure no matter what if you have somewhere far to go
It's a smart take me to California charge you for your cab ride regardless. Keep asking me questions
Yes, you automatically save 20 or 30 40 bucks. Whatever you can't that's a cash cab movie right there
But I don't want to give his act away or anything. It was really good
He has a lot of really good jokes about cash cab and not about cash cab. Okay
He was doing stand-up for about 15 years before he even got cash cab did it for did cash cab and stand-up for 15 years
COVID killed cash cab. So now he's just back to stand up and he's touring
The show he did in Kingman. I live in Surprise, Arizona
I drove all the way from Surprise that night to go be there to support Anthony
Then I looked up his next show is across the street from my house in Surprise
Tonight as we're recording this it's tonight. You're here. Yeah
You're four hours from there now
Wow, like come to the next show what is it that is surprising
Yeah, not not for my luck. Yeah
That was that was fun. That was so surreal. Shout out to our boy Anthony
You can catch Anthony myself
Austin Ryan Sean Perry Jesse Sean Perry shit. We've had pretty much the whole crew on here
Um Chelsea's been on here Chelsea's been on yeah, holy shit. You can catch Chelsea maybe
I think we've run the game but on the story of Anthony here next week. Maybe Anthony is gonna be here next week. So
So that's gonna be everybody
And next week what we hold on this episode will already have aired by the time
Whatever fuck it. Yeah on the 16th February 16th
I keep forgetting that put put everywhere, but it's gonna be my birthday
Fried rice podcast live recording after the Mojave Comedy show at Miracle Mile Event Center
I think we're just fully saying it now. I'm not gonna do the bit where it's hidden because
Because that's so stupidly confusing. Yeah, February 16th
Bullhead City, Arizona
Miracle Mile Event Center 8 p.m. You can catch Mojave Comedy all of us dudes doing our stand-up
We've been working hard at it. It's a really great venue super comfortable cheap drinks
It's in like a lodge type of like situation. So it's like it's good
But then right afterwards we're doing fried rice podcast live. It's the Andy Rice birthday
Spectacular extravaganza show price of admission is one wrapped present for me, which I will open on stage
Whatever you bring
and Yeah, it's gonna go on pretty late and be prepared to get a little contact time maybe
Probably just let you know bring edibles just in case. Yeah, take them during the stand-up show
Yeah, take them during stand-up where we want everyone to be fucked up super high
And to get home safely, of course, and of course because we're all right there. Nobody nobody's allowed to leave
We'll all spend the night
Yeah, very cool. So great Anthony. He's moving on up
to the east side
And then Mike, what was your special thing you wanted? Did I buy a small what did I get the small what you were asking?
Okay, that was before I took the first hit of the show
So I got the
I went through the the Tee Moose scam. I feel not scam
But you know Tee Moo all the time. I went on Tee Moo. Yeah for the first time today
Yeah, and I did the whole oh I get this amount. I get $90 credit if I spend this amount of money
Okay. Yeah, so I that's the scam ish. I'm talking about where I'm just like, yeah, there's a lot of spinning dials
It's a lot like a game
Like a game that never wins. Here's the thing. I like about it all these Mike and Mike
I'm making are going to amount to real things
Yeah, because I have a throw road coming that's gonna cover this entire space. It's 72 by 108
I got a big dude. I bought a wall tapestry. That's backlit. That's gonna be fucking dope
I bought a little vacuum sealer for bags because I always I always just end up like chips, you know
Keep your weed fresh, whatever
Yeah, I never had really thought about it till just now maybe I just invented something
Well shit
Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen are new new fried rice podcast product because we can invent and make this before
Exactly. Yes
Keep an eye out for uh, oh god, let's come up with a creative name for something. You vacuum seal weed bags
Yeah, there's got to be something
Some of the freeze-dried something cryo could be in there. Oh, yeah
Fried dried fried dried fried dry. Well, it's not really dry. Well, it's already dried but
I don't like I don't like
Rice bag, but then we're definitely leaning on it's a fried rice prod
As opposed to something we could legitimately just go sell right?
Because a rice bag
People are gonna think it's for rice. Yeah, that's true. Let them buy it for us. Yeah, they buy it. We don't care, right?
Oh rice in quotation. Yeah
And then every picture he shows just weed just weed in the bag
It's a rice bag
That but we're really just selling a vacuum sealer which they have I found on TV
$1.98
So, yeah, it's a rice bag
Yeah, I found on TV $1.98. So fuck it
And I know that after my last item we put a little leaf on top of it. It's now 298. Yeah
Yeah, exactly remember going to smoke shops and like getting they had they would sell those little tiny baggies and they always had the coolest like little
Designs. Yeah. Yeah little kissy lips little batman symbols. Yeah, our dollar 98 bagger comes with bags that have those
I'll tell you list though the amount of times I've received one of those little bags. Yeah, and there was weed in it
probably pretty small now if there was like a
powdery substance
That's more likely you see one of those bags is all I'm saying
Which I've only seen in passing obviously because I don't do that shit
But I've seen them on the ground outside circle k myself exactly
There's always a very powdery substance in it right television. Yeah, but I do like those colored little bags
I wish that they weren't just the most incriminating thing to have on you at all times
Otherwise, I would I would have these little bags on me. But if you had a pack of those in your car
Jail, what about LSD?
Cool stickers. Well, yeah, but
Those are those great packaging though. There is no packaging. It's just yeah, I
Again, I've never tried drugs, but I did LSD once
Hypothetically, let's just say for the sake of the law. I don't know. I did it once and
It's a trip it's
Yeah, but I'll tell you this it was mild compared to salvia
Salvia I've heard about I've never done salvia. I hope I haven't already talked about salvia on the show before but
Did you drool all over? Well, I've drooled maybe like once during it
but a
Buddy of mine grant. Well, let's like grant
Grant Pokemon is his name
I think of a real last name. Oh, no, not the guy for
But yeah, it's great
Grant samurai, I don't know. Whatever doesn't matter this dude. I knew not named grant
He I worked with him back in the day and at a pizza joint and he comes up to me and he's like bro
Have you heard of salvia?
Have you heard of salvia? I was like no, he's like well, it's
Acid times a thousand bro. It's a trippiest fucking thing. I've ever done in my life
This is the biggest this is really one of the biggest drug dudes. I knew and I was like cool
Do you have some he's like he's like no, I
Don't know if I want to fuck with it again. And I was like, okay
So the biggest drug guy ever knew says I don't know
I don't know if I want to fuck with it again
You're like I gotta try this and I gotta try it and so I
Weirdly enough later that night. I go to a hookah bar
I'm with I'm with I just meet I meet this guy where we like he was sitting next to me
We end up just talking and call him James will call him James
No, I could call him Shane because he's like one of my one of my best friends. I can call him shit
But I meet Shane we hit it off
You know, this is back with numbers we didn't have Facebook and shit
So I guess number the next day I'm really thinking about salvia and this guy seems like a character
So I call him up and I go bro. I know we just met would you like to go try this drug?
I just heard of that we can legally go buy at the smoke shop right now and the dudes like sure. Yeah, let's go
And that's how I knew we were gonna be friends
So we go to the smoke shop we buy some salvia
We pack it into the this little bar that I brought
We sit in the parking lot figuring it's legal
So we could do it wherever right I take a hit of salvia and I I swear to God
There's never been a stronger substance in my life that I've ever done ever. I've never experienced anything
quite like salvia where it was a full out of body experience where
The world disappeared everything went black. I turned into a drop of ketchup
I was aware that I was a human drop of ketchup on a conveyor belt being
led in this giant factory with millions of other people
Experienced the same drop of ketchup that I am all heading into a ketchup bottle
We all get into this ketchup bottle. It gets dark. I'm feeling I feel like liquid ketchup. I hear
Just weird speaker noise coming out like like an like an authoritarian like a totalitarian like like go to the ketchup
Like it was like it was aggressive. I get into the ketchup bottle and as it squeezes me out
And I'm flying towards earth what I can only presume was like a cheeseburger earth or whatever I
Come at it right because I'm sure a lot of it is like sinking and coming back in there's a lot of that feeling with it
And when I came to probably from five minutes later because it's really is it's a five minute trip
It's like a five to six minute trip. I'm sweating. I look over my friend. I'm like
Whoa, like that was the most insane thing that's ever happened to me right now
I'm almost having like a physical flashback to the drug right now because you feel
weird when you do it, um
And so I look at him and I'm like, did you feel anything?
He's like, yeah, bro, and so he turns to me. He picks up a coffee cup. That's not there
He takes a sip from it burns his lip
Puts the coffee cup down for my lip
And then he drives us home because I was like I can't drive and then as we're driving home
He's waving to the stop sign like his trip like lasted long it
So after that I was a lot more careful with myself
I'm not mentally stable enough for I don't think that's above weed anymore. I've done mushrooms twice
I had a good trip. I had a bad trip
I did XC a handful of times before that and then nothing else really sure
Again, allegedly I've never done any drugs. That's me. I was younger LSD lots of weed LSD and
Mushroom shrimp every weekend. We were shrooming it out. But in when I was in high school, but then the stronger
Salvia and stuff's come along since then I've never tried I'm terrified of it because LSD
I even quit using LSD years ago from different though because the LSD you get a bad LSD trips very similar
But I'll tell you this on LSD. You're still sort of aware of what's going on
You're just everything's trippy like when I was on LSD. I went well allegedly
I went to the bathroom and I looked at the mirror and I saw all my chest hair growing in and out of my body
That was weird because it's really happy but I was still being able to get because it's really it's really happy
Your hair is really growing but Salvia you can see it when you're LSD
Salvia I fucking disappeared
Yeah, I was gone and then I did it about ten more times in my life because I thought
Let's see what else happens. It's right and the I
Mean it'd be I don't want to take a whole podcast talking about the different crazy trips
I've been on but there is one that I loved that was absolutely the best I've ever like
Felt okay. Well, I know you don't want to spend the whole thing back one question. Yes kind of important
Did you ever have a bad trip because just
No, then what made you stop? That's what I'm like. That was where my career was
I was afraid that if I I didn't well, it wasn't addictive at all
Like it is not an addictive drug you do it once you're maybe good for like a year
Like maybe you don't need to do it again. It's like almost like a like, you don't want so it's scary
It's like you go into you know, you're gonna disappear
You know that shit's gonna and I will say this let me just be blood sure
Not everyone feels the same way that I do
I have smoked it with other people and I've had ranges for
Other people and I've had ranges from exact same like out-of-body fur blown experience
Oh, maybe there was one bad experience not how I felt but consequentially like like what?
My buddy and I did it at a cabin
Well, we were on vacation and then our girlfriends had to pull us back from jumping off a balcony into like
It's gonna be a very bad. So if you don't have someone a babysitter at least watching you or someone helping you
It could have been bad because I think we thought we could fly sure that point or our bodies just guiding us towards
You know, we don't know so without that we could have maybe just died, you know
but
the best one I've ever had I
I'm sitting there and I'm with people and
We we added weed with it, which was a I never did again after this because it lasted too long
But I added some weed to it and as I'm standing there my entire body
Disappears I'm still there but it turns into water. So now I'm just a water being I'm made of saltwater
I know I'm made of saltwater and I'm just standing there and I'm looking at my saltwater body and I'm like
This is fucking cool. It's made of water
then land
Starts sprouting on my feet and starts creeping up my body until I full-blown
Continents until I'm in a world like a working world a globe that's just split into a human
on each of my feet I have these
civilizations start and they start growing and
Rapidly expanding through time like at technologically getting more advanced and right when they meet on my chest
They immediately go to war with each other and I'm watching these fucking bombs and missiles and planes
And anytime someone said the word spy which I don't think anyone fucking did
But I feel like everyone kept saying the word spy. I felt like a stabbing pain in one of my ears
And I think it was the intelligence
agencies and each one of the like they used my brain as the intelligent like the headquarters or whatever and
I watched them wipe each other out
and then I watched the fucking world just can just move on without them and
Like just grow more trees and shit
And then I eventually that all the the land became skin and I came out of it and like clothing and stuff
And that was not terrifying you see that would be terrifying to me
No, I couldn't do that
I would feel sad for those people. I would feel like I had now destroyed these worlds
I think it's like you're the destroyer of world
I just watched that episode of future armor were benders floating in space and that little meteor like it starts like a whole civilization
No, but it could be it could have been a combination of that plus the Simpsons episode where she starts a civilization
Down in your subconscious the sea monkeys episode from South Park
There's a lot of that built in where it's like watching a tiny civilization like grow. There's even a great rope
That's it robots. Yes, so where they open up the freezer
There's a little it's every ant farm you had as a child exactly in your imagination. Yeah, exactly
So it's all in your head somewhere. Yeah, so that is a cool experience
So kids don't do sovia is the point but don't make you crazy. No, hold on
You're doing it as God until everyone died. Yeah, I
Maybe even felt intense emotions at the time when I watched them wipe each other out because maybe I was just like the futility of war
What's going on? Yeah
but it's no way no days right now most no way do I regret the decision because
Here's the thing about Soviet unlike other drugs
I vividly remember these things almost that's almost better than I remember actual events in my life
There's something about something that sticks out in your brain. We're not only do you remember you remember it?
Well, it's one of those dreams that you get implants in your brain
It's like maybe because it's such an intense experience for your brain that it has to like store that so right
It's like five minutes, but it feels like a year's worth of like intensive. Just put in that five minute
Yeah, we hear it progress do not condone the use of illegal drugs. It's not illegal
You could buy it at smoke shop or at least you could have I don't know obviously
Oh, I know you cook. I know you was at one time
I do remember when it happened a big thing what it first came out and it was legal
But I think maybe they did make it illegal. I'm not I don't know
I mean if you can find salvia you're brave enough to go on a
very potentially a
life-changing kind of out of body like I
Watched Moulin Rouge as a child and what I when he's drinking the the absent and he's watching any
Hallucinating and stuff if it's like that. Yeah, I know no no it's not like that because that's
That's more of a lucid experience. Okay. That's like him going on a journey and like hallucinating
But that's what I wanted and when I heard salvia could provide
Hallucinations, that's what I was aiming for sure what I got was a much more extreme experience where
It's not you're lucid you're at the moment and you see things it's for me
You fucking live it. Yeah, I was like yeah again
I can go on forever because there's one that I just I did it alone in my room and
I was just wearing boxers was hot whatever and it's kind of important to the story. I
Take a hit of I take a hit just one hit and that's the beauty of it. It lasts forever
You take one hit out of your bone and you've been a five-minute adobotic speech
You don't need a chief of all just one little a hitter-quitter and you'll fucking go to space, right?
So I hit this thing I lay down I start sweating. I immediately go into first-person view mode
Riding a drop of sweat down my entire body like a roller coaster
Sounds gross sounds gross
Maybe you want it in hindsight. Yeah, but
God there's something right there's something about like the actual ride
Like it felt like a waterslide down my own body like through the like the the trenches of my chest hair down my knees
Like you know, I'm like gross frozen
Gross are gross zone. Yeah froze on the gross version of that
But anyway, huh that surprisingly is not the one we smoke cake part
No, what did we smoke? What did we smoke?
Years ago and then haven't for a while. I also thought maybe and and again, I don't I
Don't know the do better research on salvia. Yeah, cuz we don't really long-term. I'm giving you my personal anecdotal
experience
Of it and it's a
Good by me, but we've all heard the stories of people that went out windows and off rooftops and just you know
Yeah, there's it's a dangerous thing. Make sure you have someone watching you do research to make sure that
Someone hasn't found out that it puts holes in your brain
Which is why I stopped doing it because I was just like cuz you don't know I don't really know anything about it, right?
And I'm just smoking this thing. That's literally like and if it's sitting you that far away
Yeah, here's like what's the point of smoking?
And if it's sitting you that far away, yeah, here's what what if I stay one day? I'll tell you that's me my fear
I'll tell you this guys. No, no. Yeah. Well, that's fine. I don't know. It's fine. Well, it's not fine
Maybe depending on the experience. Yeah, but maybe not if I was just a riding a bead of sweat for the rest of my fucking
But wait depends because if I can have independent thoughts while riding the bead of sweat and just be my own person
Inside and what you still living your life on the outside. So yeah, I'm just always just whatever that's a weird
But here's the thing. I'm not
Entirely convinced that I didn't go to an alternate universe
I'm not entirely convinced that that didn't happen. It's
Felt like such a sucked out of this universe and then plopped back in
Situation that maybe there is a world where we're all just
Sentient drops of ketchup right here, right?
Yeah, I think it is a salvia divinorum is what it's called
Being like a caveman way back in the day
There's just like a great field of salvia that he didn't know and it caught on fire one day
He just like went into another universe. So it is a plant
So it's just yet sage of the diviners is what it's fucking called really so this actually would make so much sense
You know what yet let me expect to the listeners at home. Yeah to the listeners at home
Your religion whatever it might be
Somebody did some salvia about two thousand years ago three thousand years ago four thousand years ago, whatever
They did salvia. They wrote down some burning bush stuff
They wrote down some Torah stuff, which I don't have any specific examples of that
They wrote down whatever's in the in the Muslim faith. What is that the Quran?
They wrote down all that stuff
Heisekite on salvia divinorum, it's called the sage of the diviners
I 100% could have written down some biblical shit after getting back from the ketchup dimension if I really wanted to so
Just maybe think about that before giving your money to a church. So like the 1800s
Mormon guy when he went to the
Just smoking divinorum and salvia then when they're like, hey
Can you repeat the thing that you just wrote right to make sure that you actually heard it from God?
Yeah, he's like, let me try give me five minutes. He goes back. He's like, it's gonna be roughly the same but uh
There's been some cool tweets
What is the indigenous use of salvia? It's a sage
endemic to a small region of Mexico and has traditionally used by
Mazatec Indians for divination and
Spiritual healing recently. It's gained increased popularity as a recreational drug used by adolescents and young adults as an alternative to marijuana
I do not think it's an alternative to marijuana. Maybe LSD maybe but
Mushrooms but not marijuana. There's no no although this modern-day marijuana will admit is a lot closer to LSD
Than what we had when I was a kid sure
Get fucked up on modern day so you can buy seeds of salvia. I
Don't it looks like a I don't think you can pretty plant because I'll tell you what I used to buy it
It was in a little jar
Allah like a little weed jar but
And it was a black dried leaf like a blackish green like like a dark green
So babies toasted I don't know what they did to
This just gave me an idea for a trap for my house if I go on vacation
What's that just have like a blowtorch with enough gas in it to ignite some salvia?
Someone walks to the door and they just fucking see
Home alone actually home alone a drug version would be very fun
Like exactly what you're thinking of where the robbers are trying to rob the guy
But he's stoned and all he keeps doing is just getting the robbers higher and higher and then just by the end of the movie
They're friends
That is that's tell us if it's legal or not I'm curious
Yeah, that's why I say in the DEA is it say what is it it's a
Her it's an herb in the mint family. Okay, we don't care about its or to
How is it how is it abused chewed smoked or vaped
I guess
psychic effects include
perceptions of bright lights vivid colors shapes and body movement as well as body or object distortions
May also cause fear and panic uncontrollable laughter a sense of overlapping realities
Paranoia and hallucinations that overlapping realities. That's the one that yeah, bro. I'm telling you I
The more I think about it
Fucking went into a goddamn other dimension, right? Because here's the thing, right?
we're all just bodies sacks of meat blood bones, whatever but
Our brains it just being a muscle right just a bunch of connected. Whatever's
We're all unique. We all have some sort of intelligent spark, right that makes a certain so call a soul call it a
Consciousness call it whatever you want, right?
Maybe that does exist outside of
The physical right like so maybe and I'm not I'm not even saying religion is is is again
Organized religion is probably wrong if it's written by man
What I mean, they think the chances what they can all be right. They can all be right. Yeah, I'll be right
But yeah, but the idea of of if the physical body dies
But yet the maybe the consciousness exists outwards after that
If that's possible if that's if that's what we're if that event and most religious people
Would agree that that at least is true, right that your consciousness exists outside
It goes on past your right here your physical right even to reincarnation or whatever right some sort of heaven or hell. I
Would I would say that if that's possible then why wouldn't a mind-altering drug that sends your consciousness?
Into the idea of alternate realities or whatever actually
Don't see actually go in and see it, but just but but but just for but just for a little bit
Yeah, because I don't know well because you can't stay there. There's no there's nothing holding. Yes
It's not illegal in the United States, but some state. I'm just trying to make it
I'm just trying to keep my life together, dude. I don't want to think about alternate realities right now fair enough
Yeah, let's have the thing right now, you know if it is an alternate reality
This is not real, which is what a lot of your argument has been. This isn't real anyway. Yeah
It doesn't matter. I would yeah, where does it quit mattering at all though? I don't know if this could be a simulation
this could be a
Just like I have live like I have wallpapers that rotate like we could just be a
Snapshot on someone's live wallpaper. Welcome to the deepest ever episode
Yeah, I didn't mean to I think we're what are we smoking? I mean, yeah, I didn't even be to get because whatever it is
It's very deep
What the hell did you load?
Because I don't know where you sit because we're almost in another reality today
What are we smoking? NASA did just release a photo of a 3d model of a black hole straight up looks like a butthole
So who knows we could be cells in a just a giant body
You know what speaking speaking of buttholes, you didn't give us obvious
Oh, what's his name?
Speaking of buttholes. Yeah
Jim Carrey
Hold on
The only one in the news wait. Oh, is he a butthole right now? Why? No, it's his birthday
It was just he was all over the news
He was all over the news. Oh
62
What is his signature
Kurt
Bionic it yeah Kurt. So, okay, you see these little yeah those battles. Those are buttholes
He bent over once when he was like 40 in the mirror and he spread his cheeks and he drew his butthole and
He started adding it to people's signatures when they asked him to sign his book and no one ever questioned what they were
I told somebody did
He slaughterhouse five is is one of his uh more it's a time travel. Well, it's just speaking
Oh, I mean Wow, I just just who wrote the movie watches. Hold on. Wait, wait, why because I think it's
Somebody related. No slaughterhouse five just weirdly enough is about a man who throws his conscious
Consciousness through time to go sort of a la butterfly effect if we're just gonna bring it back there
But he sort of butterflies himself butterfly affects himself back and forth through time to like World War one
You know and like the time at the slaughterhouse, which is I forget exactly what that is. I need to reread that actually
He also did cat's cradle, which is a great
Book that I need to return to my English high school teacher who let me borrow it. Oh
20 something years ago, so
The song is the song in the book the same no
What is I think cat the cradle and what is cats cradle?
I think the cats cradle and cat in the cradle. Uh-huh. That's the difference
Of names at least so they're but I meant they're not the same story. They're not the same story
Oh this tangent brought to you by the rings. Yeah
My bill over here. What was it brought to us by what are we smoking? Oh, yeah
What was this? What did you give me? So well that cuz I'm really high
Well, no, we're not even started yet. I'm getting high
No, I am stuffed up though. All right, so whatever this is my the stuff that we were smoking that cucumber lime stuff
Whatever. It's a nice sativa. I thought you'd enjoy it. But what we're really gonna smoke today, okay
We're really gonna smoke today is the what?
Okay, so there's this advertisement that I've left out on the table because I diamonds thing yeah, it's called leafers
Their logo says go hard the picture on it looks like a joint that was
Manufactured in the future in a space lab that they've sent back in time for us to enjoy or by Heisenberg
or by Heisenberg it could be a Heisenberg joint so I
as you might imagine am an avid smoker and I smoke a lot I
Had one of these the other day. I had half of one of these the other day and it wrecked me it destroyed
It just I was so fucking high. I
loved it, so
It's it's a longer short so I bought a oh, I mean you know, it's gonna definitely the rest of the episode like you're good
THC counts 58 point 25 percent
Typically, we're fucking around in the 30s guys. This is almost twice as strong. It's infused
No CBD and
Oh, it's an indicator good
It's called black ice
Now I was hoping that there'd be maybe some more people here talking because obviously no one ever leaves with here with me as always
as everyone all the time
But it looks like it's just gonna be me and Mike smoking
So watch I have something to accompany with it if you guys are gonna go on this journey
You're gonna need some navigators, and I have some friends
Navigators and I have some friends. Oh, you brought what are we smoking? Yeah? Oh shit
Oh, I got these from jars cheech and chong have their own weed
I've had their wax and another weed yet. This one's called a berry and it's 24% and
Then this other one is called
Stadenko, which is 22% and they're both joints and that's that's so convenient. You brought a third joint Andy
Oh my god, are you? Oh no
Yeah, I guess set this down right here
Yes, I'm gonna get this other joint and set it down Mike
We have to and then you can get your super joint set it next to those. Here's the deal though. Oh
I'm gonna be able to do about maybe two full bell ringer hits before my bells
You're gonna need to put out these two dudes after for me, all right, you got can you do that?
Or whatever I have this I
Don't know if this will help guys so ladies and gentlemen if you're not familiar with the bell ringer, which you should be because
brought to you by bell ringer
Yeah, damn all right, yeah, awesome you're gonna have a lot of a lot of weight on your shoulders
We hit all this indica through
I dedicate this to the long forgotten rice topia rice topia
Well, obviously it wasn't right so no actually
But not right utopia more like dyno topia remember those
Do you remember dyno topia?
No, dude. Hold on. Hold on. Let's just let's just look at dyno topia real quick for the people listening at home
Wait, oh I forgot that it was a it was a mini series. I thought it was a book series
Well, I might have come from a book but the only dinosaur book I ever had was it was a it was a book
But it also had like an audio thing that you can listen to and it's kids
This is the book I had this exact dyno topia with and I guess I loved it
Even though looking at it right now. It's a bunch of little girls with with with flowers in their hair
Writing a triceratops a little baby triceratops. This is one of the girliest fucking books. I've ever seen a dinosaur book
Especially for a dinosaur book, but good god is that beautiful art that is so no, it's amazing
Yeah, yeah
It's amazing. Yeah, yeah the art on this that we're looking at is but it's not just the cover art
It's it's every page every page is is is a beautiful
Okay, so it's a yeah, look at that. Okay, like every keep it's like a hand-painted. Oh, that's a signed copy
For 41 bucks
Look at that though look at the detail for people listening at home, which is everybody
Uh, cuz we didn't do video this week. I a real paintings. Yeah, this look up dyno topia paintings and I think
You'll be pleasantly
well
Not under or over. No, I think it's well, then I think maybe I'm gonna do some AI stuff with it
And see what I can come up. Well, yeah, oh, here's the rest of that picture. Yeah, I guess there was more to it
Oh wait, no, that's sight. It's just showing pictures. No, but look. Oh, yeah
It's a bigger picture. Yeah. All right again riveting me casting
We went from Saudi at a dyno topia, uh, oh now yeah, it's just avoiding this what's about to happen
All right. So you're gonna need a video this should get the GoPro ready. Can you?
You guys talk just
Hey man, have you ever heard of fried rice podcast fried rice podcast? Yeah, man
There are podcasts that reviews movies and a new one comes out every Saturday on YouTube
They're sponsored by bell ringers L ringers. Yeah bell ringers
It's a adapter for your bong or hookah and it holds three joints three blunts three bowls or three dabs three tabs
Yeah, man three dabs. So check us out every Saturday on YouTube at fried rice podcast sponsored by bell ringers
You you
But
Before we left under
Unexpectedly we were about to do this bell ringer challenge and here we fucking go
All right
gentlemen
Oh shit Mike bell ringer
Oh, I'll pull it out
Hold on you're gonna be like, oh yeah
Oh
What the hell will go twice be careful pull that out
Oh, don't do that
Oh, yeah
Get this and this one. I stopped recording good. Yeah, but I
God shout out to the Mackay Symphony Dragon Castle. Yeah first credited music of the actual show
And the space joints still going
It's an infused live resin diamond infused joint diamond
What does that mean?
that a bunch of
Not properly paid people in a foreign land had to
No, no, I'm just kidding. It's not blood diamonds. It's uh, no, it's not
It's not blood diamonds. It's not blood diamonds. It's not blood diamonds. It's not blood diamonds
It's a concentrated. It's like crumble or a shatter or something. It's just called diamonds. Look little white crystals
It's not blood diamonds. It's a no, it's like it's like it's just a form of weed. It's a concentrated
It's like crumble or a shatter or something. It's just called diamonds. Look little white crystals
Not my best camera work
Look man
I don't think we're gonna be able to complain. I got that lit on fire. I got that on camera
He pointed it back. From my angle it just looked like it wasn't lit. So I was like and it just went
So what are we smoking is uh
Everything everything everything all at once and I hope I don't see it like that movie was
Because I watched that movie the other day hi and that was a bad idea. I'm not ready. I'm not ready to get into the movie
No, not that movie everything everywhere all at once. Oh you watched that recently. Hi
That's an interesting experience
Oh my god, yeah
Everybody get away from the table
Alright, we're recording. Sorry about that guys. I guess
It doesn't like when I'm not around the mic the second I get away from the table
I just saw I didn't get I didn't touch like right. I just got up
I was very careful to avoid touching the table because of what happened last time
Perfect excuse for an ad break and a smoke
Yes
Yeah, so this bell ringer thing
They fuck you up you want to get high
You want to get really fucking high? I'll tell you what you what do you do? You start a podcast and then about
Five four five months in
You get a sponsorship from bell ringer they start inviting people over to start bringing
Cheating chong chong
You buy one of these choice for the future. He put it in there
This whole thing was just a
Ruse for Andy to get gifts from now on
He's now ready to get gifts and I it's like people to bring him weed
You guys are catching on
I think it's the most I think it's the most ingenious thing ever to ask for a wrapped gift
As part of the mission
For my birthday because not only do I get some cool birthday presents
Hopefully, I'm sure the gag gifts if any of you guys have any of those
Funny one plus we're weed show. So maybe we can actually get some weed, right? Which will sponsor the show in a way
You too can be a sponsor
Yeah, I'm gonna put this out. I thought I was gonna be able to finish it. We've given jars all these heads up every week
Yeah, I wish jars would sponsor us
Maybe I'll play some of this for them
And then make up some numbers about how many people we've been
About the thousands of people we reach every week. Technically we can use the word thousand and we can add an s
Yeah, if we're if we're considering decimal points, right?
I think we can add it. I think I think I think it was point something you can say thousands of points
I don't know. I don't know. I bet when people listen to this
They're gonna see how like energetic they are
At the beginning of the podcast and then the ad comes and then you smoking
Now leaned back about 15 people no, you're right. This is terrible podcasting. I'm so sorry people
Here's the problem having a sponsor
Belrigger maybe so the second half of the show. So okay, so let's get into some stuff
I'll be a little bit more energetic
first off
Hopefully by this time
Hopefully by this point we will have well actually no
Not by this point because we're currently
present with ourselves
But in the future
Like hopefully in a couple weeks when the next episode airs we should be getting some calls on our new
On our new phone number. So we got a website guys fried rice podcast.com. Just go there. See if we got any calls. We didn't
Not one
Alright well fucking please call god damn it
We haven't heard about it yet. We have a website, but also we haven't told people we have a website yet
Technically like I don't think the last episode has any well it did add to everyone
I told to call this fucking number and you didn't fuck you debate. Did you tell people to call? Yes?
Well, it's all the time you smoke we haven't actually well know that well you said that on the podcast last
No, I told people this past week. I've messaged people. Hey leave a message
They're like, okay, and then they probably got high I forgot
Yeah, now so yeah, but it won't air for another two weeks true. Yeah, but okay
What do it's seven zero two?
God, did we not know how?
Here we go. Well, we do not know how time we spoke three joints at once and now here's time a new concept
What does it mean?
God we regressed to children is that what was that joint that's super powerful
leafers
I switched over to a
Slightly the same one of those dimensions. That's the exact same. Yeah, they said maybe one thing is different
Just like Mike's Hawaiian shirt slightly
Everything everywhere all at once you've seen it. Nope
What you have to be hot top it's like it's it's like almost you watch it instant top ten like it hits your top ten
Like movies especially if you're high, I mean especially
Well, yeah, but I like I know people who don't do drugs this
don't smoke and
Yeah, cuz it just seems like I
Can't imagine watching it. No sure. That's also a personal. I'm with you. I can't imagine doing a lot without smoking weed first
But it was seven zero two eight two nine zero one one seven
I didn't even finish the fucking number earlier before I got on a stupid tangent. Maybe I do have an issue
Someone did the only review we've ever had five stars and he goes on too many things
Stupid I mean I agree
Seven zero two eight two nine zero one one seven you can find it on our website fried rice podcast dot-com
There's a video on there. There's about us. You can hit the RSS. What's the question for this week? Let's think about it
Here at the fried rice podcast we'd like to apologize for any technical difficulties due to Andy fucking things up
And what the fuck is going on with this bullshit anyway, I'm sorry
I don't even know where it left off. We should check that look anytime I move
Anytime I get any just nearly comfortable this thing loses its fucking mind
Should I stop it again just to see where we left off? No
There's nothing I need to read fried rice podcast dot-com
Oh, it's all about the voicemail shit. Yeah, again. Welcome to how time works. How are we gonna answer all this shit?
Here's my new strategy
Wait, let's try this again. I got a new strat for how we're gonna
Just wait I got a new strat for how we're gonna
Oh look a strat
What's the beginning of a song? Oh like a strat like a star?
For the only other for no, but I'm way far from the table you're near the table. All right, it's not me
This isn't sick ladies and gentlemen, I'm not moving like I I don't know. Well, we'll figure it out
New strat for the voicemail God damn your hide you
That's because of the bell ringer. We don't have enough bell ringer ads to fill in the fucking dead area
One one strategy for the bell ringer maybe to not use diamond infused no, no that was the best
Strat repeat it done. All right, so fuck it
For the voicemails what I'm thinking we do is side a little side YouTube thing
shorts is we will play them and answer them individually and
Maybe do a little maybe do a little little short comment on or whatever. So you're saying by the way from the show
Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, we're not we'll do some live on air if they're awesome, right?
Well, I will put on those maybe they're all awesome. Maybe you can just post it on the social medias once we release it
Yeah, we'll try to we'll make a bite-size so they're fun for your family and friends and not you know, too horrendous
So, you know the things that we say out here
Being distracted by your name dog I was
He's answering back well, here's the thing about that dog over there he jumps the fence
I see him in my yard all the fucking time into your yard in my yard. He pops over does he shit in your yard?
No, that's good. But he pops over just every time I see him in my yard. I I
Hit the my glass. This is a big fucking rot while it's like hit the fucking glass
I look at him I go get the fuck out of here and he looks at me
No, it's not a chain. No, he's not a chain. No
No, he's loose baby, but you're behind the glass. You don't open the door and do this. Hell no.
No, I don't get anywhere near that thing. I just
but anyway, so
But I don't like him as a dog which neighbor
To the to the to the left from coming in or the right
Yeah, it's not yeah, okay. I don't want to talk about my name as anyone because it's why I brought it up. I've noticed
that
Since your can still not been brought in since I put the Pride Rides podcast
bumper sticker on the back of my car
My neighbor has reacted differently to me
And I think it's maybe because he listened to it and especially if he started at the start
Because we conveniently named one of the episodes at the start
Should have just been called maybe don't start here
This is one of the later episodes where I go like hey, he's a nice guy
I just don't want to necessarily start a friendship with my neighbor. And so I kind of you know keep to myself
Which is the real which is everything but now I think it's because I called him out about the trash can thing
I think it's because I called him out about the trash can thing
So he no longer brings in your trash he doesn't but I've written a little he doesn't take it out to the street
I bring our both of our trash cans. You're still doing to see how he reacts. I'm trying to mend fences
I'm trying to mend tiny little fences that my other neighbors dog jump so far
And I hope to God doesn't shit my yard or his hey, I'm looking out for your yard, too
Your yard looks a lot more comfortable because you take care of it. I'm just saying
Austin's holding up a paper like like I and it reminds I had notes, but I don't know what they're for
I feel like I've been like an hour, but I'll tell you this I feel
Like a hostage like reading
Because I'm trying so hard to not
be distracted
Well, not be a dick anymore about my neighbor
Now that he listens to this potentially
So advertising is its ups and its downs
Why it makes you hide out of your home?
Now that your neighbors might know who you are
That's true like when you went to jury duty
Talked about that with the jury do some person recognized
Yeah, I just realized how dare that rottweiler go into your backyard that you don't go into at all because you're avoiding your neighbor
I
Was out there all day yesterday actually for the first time in a while. Yeah when they went to work
It was my day off
But yeah anyway
Let's get into the movie
Okay, we watch your movies. We certainly did it. It was a good one this I mean, I don't you want to give away the game
I think we're allowed to say that I this was fucking awesome
What oh I had different a little bit yeah, okay, well it's complicated
No, it is complicated cuz I listen. I've been working for we and Danny and I were talking about this earlier. I've been working on
a website with some AI and stuff just messing around with a character called bend over bend over flex and
And he's writing reviews and the review he wrote for this was so negative
But and I watched it and I didn't really agree with it, so I don't really know how to even it's my own persona that I created
I don't agree with it. You guys broke you though. Yeah, he's grumpy. Yeah, exactly I
There's I this movie's awesome this movie is okay well for me
Okay, well first off. Let's just we never even said the guy
Came out in the year 2000 it is by the same guy that directed the new mission impossible movies
He also did
He's gonna do the new space x movie with Tom Cruise which I just I learned about right now
And that's probably gonna involve Tom Cruise going to space which is gonna be awesome right because
Oh, it's SpaceX. Yeah, yeah, is it that the name of one of the companies yes?
It's just it's an untitled Tom Cruise SpaceX project
He might go to actual space. Is he gonna play Elon Musk no
You'll be like a new dude, and he'll go to space and do some action shit
SpaceX is not SpaceX. That's what I was getting no. It's what's his face his company
Who do you know I'm Elon Musk?
Yeah, making a movie about that. I don't think he's or it's just called the same thing as the company what I'm thinking is happening
Fuck you know what you're absolutely right. It could be the the origin and he's playing Elon Musk, and it's all about SpaceX
Yeah, or what I'm thinking is space X and Tom Cruise are teaming up to do a Tom Cruise movie in space
So SpaceX is starting a new company. That's a movie company. No
I think a movie company a Hollywood budgeted movie. Okay, like hey SpaceX
We'll give you X amount of millions will blow you know like you send Tom Cruise into space for X amount of time
So we can film a movie
We work together we make a untitled as of right now Tom Cruise slash SpaceX project
Yeah, and we go from there. I obviously have no idea it could be you're absolutely right the the biopic of
of
Elon Musk I
Hope it's not
SpaceX
I hope it's Tom Cruise in fucking space, and I hope he's really flying around at zero G
I hope he's right now in astronaut training learning how to do shit
I think I want that because he's Tom Cruise of course he's doing that if it's possible
He's insane right he's not insane. He's the coolest man on earth
He has a bad take on religion, but other than that he's mr
Ethan from whatever the last thing is
Yeah
Anyway, it's by the guy that directed those
We're so on point
He also, but he also did the Jack Reacher movie, so he's got a thing with
groceries, right
And then wave the gun
And then he's gonna do the new dead reckoning part two which I haven't seen
I'm waiting because I want to see them both, but I heard it's I heard it's good
He also I think wrote the tourist
and that's
We all know about the tourists I think it's that one that notoriously
Won some awards that but no one liked it. Do you remember that Angelina Jolie and
Johnny Depp it was supposed to be a huge movie
You know and no one watched it. That's the point. It was supposed to be this huge like period piece
epic sweeping romance of action-adventure kind of style movie and
At least from my understanding no one watched it
But yet it's what it like it swept some some awards and people got pissed going like hey that seems rigged
And then I watched the Adam ruins everything on award shows and I'm like yeah
Of course it's all rigged. Nothing means anything all it is is I think I think you just got to make the right circuit
I mean you got to you got to do a legitimately good job, but then at that point you just
Apologize after that. Then you gotta just go shake the right hands if you want to actually win
God I'm so
I'm so hesitant to actually move anywhere because I don't want to say the stuff
And then he did wave the gun and he also did that Valkyrie movie with Tom Cruise
Which I have not seen he wrote that
I like edge of tomorrow a lot. I read the book that edge of tomorrow is based on the Japanese movie. They changed the name of
Well, they it's called edge of tomorrow, but the slogan was so catchy that people sometimes call it live die repeat
No, I believe they've renamed that movie live die repeat. I'm gonna look at the IMDb says edge of tomorrow
It just up here. No look the original title was live die repeat
They changed it to edge of tomorrow. Okay, so it was that it used to be called edge of tomorrow
It used to be called live die repeat
Then they changed it
Okay, the original box title was live die repeat on that movie, but I did read the book
This is PG-13
Wow what they got away with
That's a dark PG-13 movie art
Anyway, sorry guys
Sorry, so yeah Austin I told you you had a lot of weight on your shoulder after we were gonna hit that
Yeah, Austin's fault. Austin brought those two joints
We were just gonna hit the one joint. Yeah, I said leave it to the rice president. Yeah rice president in charge way the president down. Oh
Wait, I remember what I was gonna ask you at the very beginning of this episode
Did you switch bottle sizes?
Of what? Your Gatorade bottle. You have to put it in upside down anymore?
upside down
This is just a coincidental thing
I feel like the bottle thing is now an attack a direct attack on who I am as a person
I also have
Happen to have smaller bottles
If you remember clearly last week was a Snapple bottle
And it was one of the big motherfuckers and I that one was more doing this is a little gay rate
It fits right in
I haven't tried yet. It looks like it. Yeah, it's perfect
Anyways way the gun. Yeah
Year 2000 Benicio del Toro and some other guy. Yeah, I'm in Philippi dude. Holy shit
Starting this movie. I don't think he's ever said Ryan Philippe. That's what I say
I'm just gonna correct you guys definitely Philippi. I
God I hope to God I'm not wrong. I have no idea I've heard it said and I believe Ryan Philippi Philippe
No, let's make the
Sorry, this is important. It's important Ryan Philippe
I've heard it's
Philippe I think well, I don't know what that word you're saying is
I
Think I
Hope I'm not wrong. Well, where's the pronunciation part? Oh, yeah
We'll have to hear pronounce. We'll have to hear them say it
Well, that doesn't
Voice that doesn't help. I'd be so to say like there's a thing that'll tell you
Yeah, I'm just gonna say intro. Oh
Damn it. Yeah. Well this work. Yeah, let's say his name
Suck it motherfuckers dude, it is Philippi. Okay
I knew what I was talking about. We did not we freely admit we did not know we never met him
You were very quick to say I was wrong. You know, actually there's a point in time where I
There's the the
Harvey Mudd college, which is near the scripts college. There's like a
Where I grew up there's a bunch of colleges and the nice like track that I used to go with my buddy to go run at and
Well, I read later on like years later when I moved to Orange County, whatever I read that he too
Used to go run on that track just when I went on like I was watching about Ryan
Yeah, Ryan Philippi because he was in cruel cruel intentions
I'm sorry, but continue. What were you saying?
Austin Yeah cruel intentions. There's that's I thought I was yeah. Have you seen that movie?
Nope, you haven't seen cool intentions him and Sarah Sarah Sarah Michelle Geller are
Stepsiblings and they try to corrupt these
They're trying to like corrupt some chick or it's it's like a
psychological
dark kind of
It is real good
This dark is the way the guns as dark as this one. Oh
Well, I mean this is pretty dark as a comparison. It's it's I mean, it's different. Yeah, it's not action
He plays he's a teenager that one. He's a
rich
Yeah, some of the same
I know I can't you know, sometimes you watch a Stallone movie and it's always a Stallone movie. No, Ryan Philippi is a great actor
Okay
No, don't say but you could tell he's different act different roles
I can tell Stallone's different roles too, but they don't have similarities that carry across
I don't know them because there's some some actors there when I see them in roles and then I see them another role
I have to actually look up the role to know the character's name because they play it so differently every time
Okay, I mean
So and there's others
Because of their accent it doesn't matter what the reason is that you always see a little bit of them in the character
Sure, right Ryan Philippi looks the same and everything. So like yeah, I his voice sounds similar
I okay, it's not like
He fledgers Joker versus exactly. That's what I'm saying how those are so but he might have done some shit
I haven't seen that does that I just haven't seen it right like Gosford Park
I'm sure he plays someone in that that's different than you played in cool attention in crash
He plays a shitty like what I see but it's awesome. I definitely see that. I haven't seen this movie
I've seen crash same curve. I've literally never seen any of the movies you guys are talking about
Another controversial Oscar. Yes, we're just going to the controversy
People were not happy that on a sale on winds it
Wins it
It's like everyone else
I need to uninstall ones or winrar
Anyway
So we got Ryan Philippi, then we have Vinicius del Toro. He's just like the bit like but he's the toros
He did del Toro so
So awesome everything he's done that I've seen him in usual suspects
Fucking I haven't seen wolf man, but that's
You also got a Herschel walking dead what's that Herschel from walking dead was the
Oh
That's Herschel yeah, you're right
Which was weird seeing him without a beard and being all fucking spiritual wise
You're right seems like an idiot in this one
The old man Sarah Silverman
Which is crazy Sarah Silverman's part
Wait, wait, wait, we'll get into
Yeah, but you were just saying
Usual suspects he the guy that wrote all the road you he did you wrote usual suspects as well. Yeah, so that's why it's similar
But yeah, so let's just I mean this movie's great. It's these two dudes are scumbags
They want you to know this from the very start
Very start like instantly the opening of this movie is great for so many reasons
It's the thing that sticks out
It is it is wonderful it is
It makes you sit up in your seat. It makes you go. Oh, I'm watching something different. Yeah, it's Ryan filthy and Benicio Torres characters there
Parker and whatever the other guy's name is they
Are sitting on this dude's car?
The car alarm goes off the guys in line waiting to get into some club
he
He goes hey
Get off my car
They don't listen to hey man. Get off my car. He's Sarah Silverman's is nagging like girlfriend and
She starts screaming a bunch of fucking slur after slur after slur just
Well, I didn't write any of it down
Every ex-girlfriend has ever yelled at me. It's exactly how each ex-girlfriend has ever yelled at me
It's the way Sarah Silverman yells at them doesn't end the same with the same gay slur does not
End with me punching them in the face and giving them a bloody nose. Oh my god. Yes
Also, Sarah Silverman's hot in that and she's dating 70s carrot top. Yeah
Like that whole intro that whole scene is insane
The whole opening scene is insane
Like that whole intro scene is insane the whole opening all the way up until
They they kidnapped the girl like that whole thing drew me and I'm like, oh this movie's so smart. It's so funny
It's so charming and then after they kidnapped the girl and like they get chased by the bodyguards and they go to that gas station
Completely falls off for me right there all the way up until the final shootout at the end everything it was like
It was like oh this movie's gonna be so good and then a whole long time like an hour of just what the fuck is going
On now like what is this? What's the what's the late 80s early 90s hostage movie? And it's just it's just very mid
The whole mid is mid and I'm still in my 20s so I can say mid
Let me tell you what Ben Dover said this one he said this was not me
Two knuckleheads decided to kidnap someone and from there it's like a choose your own adventure book where every page loots confusion
That's exactly because that is what it is. You guys I don't know what was confusing about any of that movie. That was a
they
randomly heard the information they
Kind of came they randomly walked into her running out of the elevator
Like I understand that there's random elements that but they don't also put in too many random elements too many into anything
Too many random elements becomes bullshit
Bullshit is we find out later that the baby that she has is not the one of the rich guy so she doesn't want to get rid of it
She wants to keep the baby herself. So it makes sense for her to get off the elevator. That's not random the fact that they decide to
Just fuck it and leave which is what their plan was the two dudes if there wasn't people outside
They would have bounced and they wouldn't have kidnapped the girl, but there were dudes outside and there was a shootout
after that one of the coolest
Slow chase scenes. I love like car to car that idling. Oh, the idling is so that was such a cool fucking
Awesome scene. Yeah, that's smart. That was so smart. So you see oh del Toro wanted to do that because he saw it in an episode of cops
That was his idea to do that
Let's let the vehicle roll get out and then shoot at them so they get out and then we get we just hop right back in
It's so good. That's great. And then you can tell there were a lot of random ideas put in this everything
Oh, that's what I'm saying everything up until they get away from the bodyguards the first time and the body guards get arrested
The movie was fucking perfect and I loved every bit of that and then everything leading up to the shootout at the motel where?
Beneath Benicio has the sniper rifle and he's like 700 meters away
They actually measured it how far away he was to where and like that that Hollywood can't do guns, right?
Yeah, and then there's a gun shooting at it with the fucking
Pistol oh
But I'm gonna hit him with a goddamn
I'm gonna block these bullets with this shuttered door this louvered door. Oh, that's a very
Right where I'm standing and it does it blocks it completely be fair
I don't think James Twillard ever actually got shot through but he didn't that's the point
I don't think the windows there. I don't think the shutters ever blocked a shot
I think he always ducked out behind the wall before he actually shot through the thing
I know he shot the shuttered bullets to be fair. Just look you guys are trying to take this movie down
I'm not know. I love the movie. I love the movie. I'm just telling it's ridiculous
All I'm saying that's why I love it
All I'm saying is that if I ridiculous if I could if I could edit the movie and edit out the entire middle part
I have to where they kidnap they kidnap the girl they get away
They go to the motel and then the shootout happens at the motel if I could just edit it out everything in between those two
Parts that would be like a good short film. Good. Good. Great. We're talking about that's what I'm just straight Western
What part did you like?
Just the entire everything just unfolded and it's just like okay
They said this and now these guys heard it and they said this and now they're gonna go my 11 year old could have
Roasted you took if you know mystery nothing like anything out of this and gave it to any 11 year old they can put it back in
That's all he's saying is that it's very like here's this story and it just goes both
This has to happen for it to happen. So what happens this has to happen for that whole bunch of talking and unfolding nothing interesting happens
Like the only thing you love is like me character development
It's called learning the backstory of things if you already know it so it's not
That was the doctor's baby
Until we found out you learn that like in the office you learn that in the very opening scene like the second scene of the movie
Yeah, it's not which that's another interesting point. So by the way, what about that twist ending? I'm pregnant. What does that mean? Yes
Yeah, it'll meant the whole move the whole thing movie meant nothing. Yes, like she was pregnant with like
The bodyguards kid or the guys are the guys kids one which another thing in the beginning
Yeah, which like the one of the charming parts it was funny
I like the narration in it and but he said a shot of cum cost
$3,000 and a pint of blood cost $50. Can we adjust that for inflation? Can we find that out right now?
Yeah, if in that was the year 2000 so 2023 what is what is my semen worth?
Let's see because I've probably wasted millions of dollars
I don't think they're referring to your particular semen. They could be I'm a blonde hair blue-eyed Viking man
We're Swedish German Irish like
Who knows?
5,300
344 it's worth more. Yeah. Hell yeah
Inflation well, we don't know about cubby. Let's see
Much but can I sell I believe yeah
I don't think it's ever been three thousand. No, it's like 100. Yeah 70
30 when the samples released healthy
Minimum wage job
That's not bad nowhere where I'm doing this shit for free where
How much will I earn? Yeah, 100 bucks. All right financial emotional donation apply online
Oh, it's Seattle, you know, I take it back
Like Seattle, I'm not sure how that's gonna work out for you. Last episode. I referred to calm as number three
Yeah, I'm just gonna call it a donation
I'm getting donation on her face. Oh
One is face. So other than the three hour drives three hours for $70. You live in Phoenix
There we go, baby
So ladies if you
Want I guess
Some of this
Spurbank in a few months a little beautiful blonde hair blue-eyed baby
Go somewhere else, but if you want sort of a wish version of Ed Sheeran
Which is or actually the what's the one I used to today to you do we do blood or do we just go straight into come?
What's what's blood worth now? Oh, yeah blood was 50 bucks back in the day
I think the Red Cross just wants you to give it to him blood was for they're like you get nothing you pay us now
You sell blood you don't get paid for blood. Yeah
Because it'll encourage donors to lie about the plasma because I used to do it, but it takes hours
It's the next one down. So come one from three thousand
It's fifty to seventy five dollars
It takes like four hours. Yeah, but they give me cookies. Oh good. There's
I mean, yeah, there's the benefit of there's the benefit of what so I guess if you just do blood
So I guess if you just did plasma you can make
200 bucks a book
Just healthy people
I'm just gonna start prepackaging it at home in my fried rice bags
Vacuum seal rice bags
Best line best line of the movie though
Hey, shut that cunts mouth before I fuck start her head. Oh
The great lot of great lines that was like that whole opening was so ridiculous the amount of shit
I will say this what I loved about this movie is these two dudes are scumbags. They are bad guys. They have killed
They have done bad. Who's not a bad guy in this movie? Well, no, but they're all well sure well
I would say Julia's style. Wait, not Julie's style. She got paid a bunch of money to surrogate. She fucked the doctor. She fucked the whole thing.
She's the worst person in this movie. Wait, hold on. We're talking about the pregnant chick. Yeah. Yeah, what's wrong with her?
She started the whole damn thing
She's the one that got paid to be a surrogate and then fuck the other guy and had his baby instead. Juliette Lewis
Yeah, she's the whole fucking problem. Wait, hold on. Hold on. You guys are doing some victim blamey here
No, you're not the bitch. She gets character development and
You're buying into a character at the beginning of this movie. She's the bad guy, bro. She's a young woman who
fell in love with a doctor
While signing up desperate for money from a rich creepy guy to be the mother of his baby. Okay
That is a is not a
Inherently a she's the bad guy of a movie
Sitch okay bad guys not the right word. The right word is she's a bad surrogate mother. Okay
Yeah, she's not doing her job. This is just because she didn't do her job
But here's the thing this opens with shut that bitch's mouth up for what is it?
What's on here from the top shut that cunts mouth before it fucks start her head
That's how it starts and then Ryan Philippi punches the shit out of Sarah Silver beats the shit
I'm gonna cut that we need to cut that and just take it to the stand-up show just
Oh
I was gonna get on stage this one. I'll make I'll do your classic. Yeah
I can have this class everybody like to find a clip of each you motherfuckers
But
Yeah after that I will say so just think about the opening right very violent. These guys are scum bags
She's not that bad like you
Comparing her levels of bad levels of bad is all we're saying that these are no good guys in this move
But at some point maybe the Mexican cops are the only good
Con in this the Mexican cop that gets killed. He's the best person in this movie. I guess her dad
Yeah
Like he used to be a good guy
He just wants to protect his daughters or daughter could have the baby
And they'll and he kills two bad guys even though I'll do anything. Wait was that suicidal guy her dad?
That was another guy
I was like alright hey listen. I will say this yeah that
Fucking revolver bag scene is one of the best scenes. I did like that. Okay, okay? That's one part just hands down
I'm I'm riveted watching the scene of an old so just to paint the picture if you're not gonna watch this know what you really should
This is a solid fucking movie
This old man it is like your dad's age in his 60s like it's sad
Just think of you're like just think of that he's he's got a bunch of revolvers like six or seven revolvers laid out
And he's put one bullet into each of them
Spun the chamber Russian roulette style bad and it puts them in a bag spins the bag around
Reaches in pulls one of the guns out puts it to his head his phone is ringing at this point
He clicks or he's fires just oh god
I almost don't even want to give it away the tension of it, but well obviously he's a character later on
So you know he doesn't kill himself, but he
Puts another one up. I think he's about to and then he keeps looking he looks at the phone. He picks it up
We need you he's like
Imagine that gun goes off and like the cops like what the fuck was this guy doing. There's just a bag of guns
He's playing like soup like dr. Octopus Russian roulette
I'm gonna think that there were other people there cuz they're sitting there obviously there are six other dudes here
They were all playing and then that guy killed himself and they pay oh yeah, and then they're all looking for ghosts
It's like in Russia they play Russian roulette
That's funny Ukraine we play Ukrainian roulette. It's just like shit little guns in a bag. It's just a Russian in a bag that part was funny
That part was funny and like in between the beginning and the end of the game
In between the beginning and like them getting away to the gas station and then calling that guy in between those two parts like I was
Like oh, I don't know. I don't know what's gonna happen now, and then that happened. Oh, that's fine
Maybe something maybe it'll keep being good, and then they introduce you to Francesca Francesca the wife of the rich guy who is just
The only word to say is cunts like I just I hate I hate seeing women like that in movies
It just makes me fucking angry. I'm like fuck you and like nothing bad ever happens to him
That's why I love Prometheus because they make Charlize
Such a cunt and then she just gets crushed by fucking spaceship slowly wait, but nothing bad happens to Francesca
Well what now what exactly did she do wrong she cheats on her husband with the bodyguard?
Yes, you're gonna find a lot of actions
Why like hold on first off hold on what's wrong with that first because her husband's a bad guy right so her husband's a bad
dude he is
In love with this chick like he was hugging her remember in the beginning like so there's a little bit of whatever and yeah and
Why not I mean like there's
each other they work like
What I'm saying is not not every relationship. Why not I'm saying in this particular
You're married to the crime daddy of of Las Vegas
They said the why not answer is because you're married to the crime daddy of a lot of things that the effect that will have
on this new line the dude played by a
Was it take digs just helped me even more you just helped me even more Francesca and
Robin the main girl yeah, they are the two villains of this movie
No, if they were just people and did their fucking jobs none of this would have ever happens right?
If you just actually no no fuck it if we're really gonna break it down. Yeah, the real villain is
Whoever the fuck at the doctor's office blabbed
Who were told that there was a
Million dollars that bitch got paid one million dollars in cash like oh she should be walking around two security guards
I don't know if she sounded anything like that because I really don't remember that scene
But I remember some voice some voice gave it away
That's another that was another fucking awesome scene by the way a million dollars. That's like
333 thousand comes
This movie has a lot of great scenes just stuck together kind of randomly
No, they're not I don't think I'm ready. It's where they have to be bro that that doctor scene was great the unspoken
Communication between those two characters was awesome
Like you just hear like we as the as the audience are listening to the fucking the chick talking
We're getting interested going like wait. What is this? This sounds like an opportunity, and then you see them just
Silently and then Ryan Philp he just goes out gets the doctor's name out of the phone book
They go somewhere else to fucking handle business that I mean dude. That was great
That's like good good tension building good everything everything this was a guy that wrote usual suspects
He has we still he's a lot like usual so so that they get to the motel
And it does slow down like I think the shotgun those wait. It's a whole shotgun thing is cool, but here's the thing
I love the
Relationship scene is amazing. I love the relationship between well the shotgun rigging like the door
Yeah, it was very cool
Yeah
But also when Juliette Lewis gets the shot saying at the end that's a part of her own by shooting that hole
She saw and they checked to see if she only got one
I'm not going anywhere yet, but
Bar I lost my cherry thought what was the other?
That the boats oh so
What's his name color
James James, con yeah James con Scott Clodd's father as we know
Where this movie ready to ruffles Scott Conn's father?
James Conn what he's more known as is
The relationship that he had with the D civil toro in this movie was dynamite it was like
I'm a bad man. I'm a bad man like like they it was like a father-son relationship
It was rivalry. It was friendship. It was it was
admiration
It was respect
It was also but he said the toro is best they fucking killed it that coffee scene was amazing
And you're talking about that's the in-between stuff. I thought that was one of my favorite parts
It's my favorite part of the movie too
But you're talking about that's the part that you said yeah, you're saying that's the part that sucked
I'm saying like that's one reason I was so disappointed with the with the I can bring up the shutter thing
Because that character was so well done James Conn's character, and this is so well done up until that
You know he didn't drop the ball at all that shutter scene was nothing he had a shutter scene
We made a so it obscured his vision if you looked at the shutter dental and he never he always leaned back
He always knew what they were gonna shoot you lead back
Let him get their bullets off and then he came he looked through the shutter
You can see if he was just peeking out from the shutter when he was opening the shutters like this
He was doing that, but he did that on purpose to get a shot
Listen James Conn fucking killed it. James Conn was amazing. There's a lot of canceling out like okay this sucks
Okay, but this part better. The shutter sucked, but that the best dick shot I've ever seen in movie history
Made up for it. And then that was cool for him and then what canceled that out is he jumped into a fountain filled with fucking broken glass
That was again one of the coolest things I've seen in a movie because that was real
Dude Ryan Philippi running away from bullets jumps into what he thinks would be an empty fountain because it's a it's a waterless fountain
It's in the middle of the desert
What's in there is of course broken beer bottles because if you're in a little shitty cantina like this people are gonna come out
They're gonna drink they're gonna throw their beer bottles in there. He gets fucked up in the arm
That arm is useless for the rest of the movie. He's fucking he's done and oh can we just say real quick before I forget
Nikki Kat who's who I I'm sure is other and other things. I can't remember right now and Taye Diggs as those two bodyguards
Holy shit. What a cool fucking like unstoppable
I thought Taye Diggs should have won an Oscar for his death scene in this movie. His death scene was great. His death scene was the most amazing thing I've ever seen in that as far as the death scene.
That whole hospital not hospital that brothel that they were in cantina brothel scene that whole thing was great
But I also think at the hotel the the fact that you could feel the there's almost a divide between the Benicio and Ryan. Sure there was yes.
Like it was building and building as they were playing cards. They were separate as it goes. Once he saw her playing once they but then when he taught her hearts
Yeah. God what a great metaphor. Yeah. What a great metaphor of what was going on. Dude it's like but then like the queen the bitch will fuck it all up for everybody is like what he says in the movie
She looks at the gun right. Which is this movie. Yeah. This is what we just said. They're the bad guys. But I only think they're the bad guys because that's the lens. No no but I think it's only because that's the lens the movie takes. Sure.
I don't think they inherently Juliette Lewis's character or Francesca's character are bad people. They are two people who committed adultery if you want to call it that but Francesca's character but for Juliette Lewis it's the bad guys.
But for Juliette Lewis's character all she did was void a contract. Sure. That's a legal issue. That's like that's a debt issue. That's like maybe she owes the guy money. Sort of. But I don't know. Here's what I'm saying. Bad guys. It's overused in this way. Yes.
I don't really know a better word for it because they're they're not necessarily bad people but they do bad things to get out of a situation or whatever. They kill innocents at that. They kill innocents. Who did? Julia Lewis did. Oh. No. Well we're just saying. Julia Lewis is an innocent character throughout this entire thing.
Okay. What is you know Jack Reacher the character Jack Reacher. Of course. Okay. Good guy or bad guy. Good guy. Does very bad things. Yeah but to bad people. Not always. That's the point. Jack Reacher doesn't just walk up and beat the shit out of an innocent person. No no no. But he's well aware that some of his actions create reactions that hurt innocent people.
Yeah. He's aware of that. We're saying we're looking for we're talking about the females in this movie. If Robin would have gone to the ninth floor like the bodyguard said none of this would have happened. She also would have had to give up her baby to a man that she didn't want to give up her baby. But that was her fault because she fucked the doctor. It's also not his baby. But all she did that. She did all that. I agree with you guys. Yeah. She really voided that contract and screwed over an old rich guy. Yeah. Boo hoo. Right. Who are you crying for? It's not. No no. You're saying she's a bitch.
You're taking and saying we're saying that she's. Let me finish my point. You're saying that she's a bad person because she fucked over this rich criminal. Wait hold on. Literally one sentence ago I said good people do bad things. I don't. Okay. But let me finish this. I don't think she did anything bad. I don't think she. Juliette Lewis her character did anything bad in this movie because here's what happened to her. Desperate young chick gets hired by rich creepy
fucking scumbag crime lord. He pays her to carry his baby. She falls in love with his son. Was that the doctor's son? Yeah. Falls in love with his son. They have a. She gets pregnant with the son. Right. It's a mistake if you want to call it that. She then hides that. But then she. But then she. But then she. Makes a bunch of decisions that create all the problems. At the most. Yeah she wasn't sitting in the elevator bouncing her fingers off of each other. It didn't just happen to her Andy. You act like she's just sitting in a room and somebody just came in and did all these things.
She was an active participant in making it all happen. Yeah she fell in love with the guy the doctor. What's wrong with that? What are you faulting her for? I'm not faulting Andy. Why is everything so personal to you? You guys are. No no. You guys. We're not faulting her. Let's rewind five minutes. You both started with they're the real villains. You literally said the two women of this movie are the real villains of this movie. That's what you said. And the same sentence and villain might not be the right word but this is what happens. That's what you said. He did it. He said the two women.
He's just. You said the two women are the two villains. I think that Robin fucking caused a lot of this. Also Francesca. She could have had a baby the whole time. Knows what happened. Idiots like this. Robin could have gone to the 9th floor and chilled. And then just dealt with that. She has a million fucking ways to deal with that after this is all over. So you're faulting her for running. That's what she tried to do. She tried to run away. That's all she tried to do was run away from the situation using an opportunity. They also said.
That the two bodyguards haven't left her side. He literally said the moment we left her alone for one goddamn minute
She runs away that means for the last nine months
She has been watched and I get hot wanting to get away from these two guys
What a victim this chick is to two robbers that were going to kill her if they didn't get their money
Be but what is that? How do you're gonna go to the simple time? Right? Did she choose to go with the scumbags?
Or did she walk outside and get caught she chose to get kidnapped by them what?
Running running down there like what was she gonna do where was she gonna go?
She was gonna shoot out bodyguards is going to run out in the chaos of the gunfire and fuck off. That's where play
She wasn't trying to get kidnapped. She was running outside because she hurts her bodyguards left her
She tried to go the other way tried a door couldn't leave so she turned around
She's like fucking it's worth going into gunfire to get away from this situation
She goes outside the first person that sees her is Ryan Phillips character. He grabs her they take her not her choice
She didn't choose to get no no no no no no that's that's kind of pushing. Yeah, that's but it's also one of those
That's example that way
I admit I admit it they maybe not the villain but all but like
Fucking bad choices were made that led what bad choice change she changed her mind towards the end. She's like, you know fuck these guys
Right. Yeah, I did that. Yes, but to make her an actual good guy in there is not really true either
It's but it's like anything. Okay. Okay. Well, let me ask here
I'll put it to you this way because the same situation that you go you go to the car store or repair shop
They tell you that your wheel might fall off any time
It's got like a 50-50 chance of falling off if you don't fucking have some $2,000 repair. I feel like a judge
I'm gonna see you're gonna be a judge. Yes, you're a loud. What that's fine. It's metaphor. That's fine
Okay, they tell me have a 50-50 you can't afford it. Yeah, you can't afford to fix it
So whatever I gotta go to work tomorrow making up money to fix it. I'll fix it next week. Whatever
Okay, you go out your will falls off you hit a child kill him. Are you a bad guy?
Well, yeah, I mean
That has nothing to do with that's negligence. That's just negligence are making choices. Hold on
I'm gonna make this one right now
It doesn't matter what we say about her character because in the end of the movie she gets her baby
She gets her fucking dad. She gets her fucking boyfriend and 15 million fucking dollars. So who gives a fuck?
Matter cuz she won Francesca the real she's a good guy
Still live a good life. I'll say this you guys
Well, I'm just gonna have to if I hear something I disagree with I have to say I disagree
It's the personal but here's the thing
Let me put it. Let me give you a metaphor. Okay. All right, so
if
If a girl is desperate for money and she agrees to be a surrogate mother
Okay, she signs a contract to a scum bet. Well, there's no you think there was a contract
with this guy
I don't know but you're assuming there was here's the thing. Here's the thing remember
The the guy told him he's like listen if you pay that ransom and they get caught with the money
That money is gonna come back to you
And if that money comes back to you people are gonna know they're gonna start asking where that money came from sure
So all of his money is off the books you think he's
You think he's I think you have to have keep some of your money on the books in real life
Just like we do as pizza drivers. I don't think it's any freaking different just on a bigger scale sure
Well, but everything we do is pizza drivers is 100% for sure. We claim. Yes. Yes
Exactly. I do exactly
I do. Yeah
Exactly
All right, but fuck you just made my point
Is that no I don't all do things that aren't necessarily right?
I guess we could fundamentally just believe in the comments, but I think that Julia Lewis's character was a victim
I think she was trying to escape a bad situation
I don't think that's how it works. I think that's literally Donald Trump's very simple
I think that's total Trump's defense right now
I think things are better back I think literally the trial is in right now
They're just like yeah, we have to tell the jury at the top. He did
sexually assault this woman it is a rape of where we're gonna call it a sexual assault and
Now you just have to just and then and the whole time that he's victims. She's shaming the victim right like he's talking shit
But that's not a thing. It's either you're a victim. He's not a thing you just said it in real life
Yeah, but she's not a bad person
Like you okay, I get what you're saying if if
I'm sticking to my gowns
You're right if if while Jeffrey Epstein was alive if he was kidnapped by the saw guy
Tortured to death or whatever right you have to saw guy just did a good thing
Then the saw guy just did a good thing, but he's still a bad guy hold on the saw guys not a bad guy
But Jeffrey Epstein and that in that moment is a victim of that's a jacket. Yes, right?
Yes, he's a victim who is a bad person right but Robin is not a bad person
We never said she was she said in this movie the set up. She's the
Antagonist she's the one calling everything you're trying to say what you're trying to say
She's the catalyst for all of the events that the movie takes place. That's a bad thing. No, it's not a bad thing
That's how the movie happens. We wouldn't have a bad things. There wouldn't have been a catalyst. That's the whole point
That's all we said
She did
You're fine
Literally you keep saying she did a bad thing and caused the movie to happen
She did nothing wrong is what does it break her contract other than yes breaking a fucking contract dollar contract
Have you ever broken a contract? Yes, and it was not a good thing to do
But you think that at that long swing. That's the whole point. So I'm saying so so just pulling out of this movie
You guys your takeaway is fuck that Robin
You get that that was the takeaway the whole movie
This guy said
Francesca fuck her also kind of fuck Robin a little right exactly
I was giving a million dollars for a shot of my one of my fucking loads. Yeah
I'm not gonna run away with the load
Fuck if you know if it's the chick I'm making the load for his daughter, I don't care. I'm like I'll get to you later
Like you know, we can run away and do whatever the fuck I'll tell you what if this was an Aaron Brockovich
Law type of movie sure. I'm 100% with you. She's probably the bad guy for breaching contract until
Aaron Brockovich's character would prove that the guy who hired is a fucking scumbag and put her under constant surveillance
Which is against her human rights?
But you're
Not it's one little piece of the movie
I don't think I feel like she's a central. She's the central
MacGuffin of the entire movie exactly
But the MacGuffin is a perfect word. It is a victim in this situation
But she's also the thing no only because she's the thing just because I use the word MacGuffin doesn't make her any less important
But Guffins are important. Sometimes nobody said she wasn't she's the most important part of the movie
She's the only one exist without her obvious. Yes
Wow what a good
Money as a desperate young woman what a cut for breaking her fucking contract
What a cut for trying to get out of a situation the moment she had a second of freedom to fucking have a second of autonomy
What a cut for getting kidnapped and then trying to survive what a cut for being a badass with that shot
What's a such a microcosm of our relationship is the fact that anyone in the room can bring up something negative
It doesn't matter who it is here work
Whatever and and his response to it is to attack that item that they brought up that was negative devil's advocate
But always at me
I
Was never me
I think it's cuz I sit across from you though
Yeah, I kept growing and I kept sticking to my guns I was like yeah, she kind of
Like back to like, okay, but still kind of sucks, but let's just I mean if we're so they all amazing performances, you know
Yeah. Oh, yeah
fucking James Cullen amazing
The guy who played the suicidal dude was just what and what I love about that
He's boy. I don't know his name, but he's been a
What I love about his character is he gets hired and then he runs out of phone service
And so he's stranded and he has to think on his own and here's the thing
He's just trying to piece together what's happening and he doesn't know he doesn't know any of it are no
So there's that really great moment where you almost in this movie, right? He's had the outside
The audience he is the audience. No, maybe I'm from the film
One way looking at it, but I what he
He was piecing it together that's how it goes no, but I was
Fucking anyway, he was great. Oh
So yeah, he ran out when he ran out of phone service, right there it led to a great scene
This was okay. It led to a great scene where he's standing there with with the other with the two bodyguards the Mexican police and
They're like who are you? He's like who the fuck are you?
Because there was no communication because they did they were separate agents because though
I guess if you really let's I mean this might be controversial with this fucking crowd
I'm with but if you really want to point out who the villain is, maybe it's the rich fucking villain the rich the rich
criminal because what he does
rehearsal, you know what he does is he
Puts out he puts out James Kahn on a separate mission that he does his two bodyguards
He separates his forces doesn't have any communication between the two first
Fucks no it fucks everything up is what does from his perspective
The way I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. This is your fucking hero in this movie
It was it was a very smart move once again her so your God and Savior her show this movie did very good
I hope all the that's what I said and he did die. I think we didn't die at the end any
who Herschel
No, he was nowhere near that
He's fine. They guys he still are all fine, especially Francesca
Oh, I wonder they're all fine. Well Ron. What are we dead?
Ron phillip he scares character died
Right, Vinicio's died. They bled out. Yeah, did they both die? They got left to bleed out Tyree died. I
Think it was a little savage that James Kahn shot Vinicio in the legs. It didn't just kill him. It was
What did he say to him? He's like walking by like till that day
Oh, yeah. Well, oh, yeah, just remember the when they were coffee
Well, actually before the maybe when they were leaving coffee. He said, you know that guy that
It's maybe not it's it's there. It's that day. It might not be a year from now might not be two years from now
It's gonna be a day where there's gonna be a pillow over your face. If you hear a pop
and
I'm that guy and then uh
So when Vinicio de Toro's is on the ground
Bleeding he's like till that day then at two James Kahn is James Kahn. He's a fucking poetic. Yeah
Last love for him to the two of them. Yeah
Well, no, he didn't say today's the day he said till that day then like they're gonna be again
Yeah
It's fucking epic
What a great movie what a longest episode of more puppet show ever
Yeah, sorry, I just a lot of women hating this one from
Two-thirds of the people here. No, no, not at all. I character hating for sure characters
Again, I'm not gonna defend it's real life. I understand but to be fair. There's not a good a single good woman in this movie really
I mean, Jessica Sarah Silverman in the fucking beginning and
I love Sarah Silverman in the beginning it but you know
Again, let me just real quick. Let me just real quick
virtue signal here
I guess is what people are gonna fucking say but no no Sarah Silverman's character think about this for a second
You're with your chick
Someone sits on your fucking car setting the alarm off the alarm is going off and they're not moving. Yeah, that's an asshole move
Right, of course you yell at them to move they don't listen then your girlfriend back in your play
Start screaming at him knowing that you're gonna go over there and have to fight. All right. This is the this is
2000 right? This is like what shit happened. Yeah
I don't think she really did anything wrong other than a lot of homophobic slurs. I was gonna say again at the time
I guess I wasn't gonna say that it was acceptable
But no if you watch it listen, I like I said, I've been watching Ted and that movies and that show is full of that
Well, so for the same reason because of the time it was it was for the time whatever
Excuse it don't excuse it. But it is what it is. She does get the shit beat at her for it
So if that makes you feel any better and uh
We
So I don't think she is a bad character either because she's great character
Well, I don't think she's a bad person. Oh, I know nothing about her as a person
That's kind of what did you just say a lot of ways you can slice that where she's like my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up
That's not enough development there though. There's not enough character development to make it station on her character
Well, there's a lot of development running down her face
I don't know. I'll defend I'll defend that
That couple a little bit I would actually and you know what I would also commend that crowd
For yeah, 30 people they were gonna kill them. Did you see how fucked up?
They were by the end of that that was like a those two dudes were gonna die kind of like kicking
Yeah, which is great because like that's what it should have been the response of like two dudes beat the shit out of a sarah silverman type
Now if it was a less attractive woman
It would still be just as bad you fucking animals
You thought I was gonna say something different so overall though. No, like I said overall. I think it's a great movie with some flaws
I think the great wall is perfect movie. I think it's exactly what you want. If you want a mexican standoff movie
That's what it is. Oh, it's a western. No, it's not even just a western. It's a modern day western fun
You know that don't don't think about it. I don't think about it. I don't think about it
I don't think about it. I don't think about it
That's what it is. Oh, it's a western. No, it's not even just a western. It's a modern day western fun. You know
That don't don't think you want I have to go more specific. It is a mexican standoff
From beginning to end. Yeah, that's just what it is. It is the well
I don't know that the beginning is to set it the movie's purpose to set up the Mexican standoff in the end
Well, I mean, I got from the whole movies not that every time because I mean you put it in it
It's not that for no, no, no, but if there's a lot of tension like sure
I mean sure there's a lot of shootouts. This is like a bullet mayhem. This is a bullet
And like I said like most westerns the fact that you can shoot, you know automatic weaponry
Thousands of rounds and not they were conscious of the bullets
Conscious of the bullets the gunfight when they first get the girl
Yeah, I put long-ass gunfight outside because they're just talking to her just hear gunshots just constantly going on
They change their magazines a lot though. I don't know if you're talking about that
They that they shot that you're just really bad shots
They're also really good hiders. I mean I was in the
They are
They're all using pistols with no sights no laser pointers
Well, what i'm saying is that many ran honest honest to god as a person who was in the military that many rounds fired
They're all dead many times over
Many many many times over in the scene in the climactic scene of the movie we're talking about at the very end the very end of the movie
There were so many rounds shot at the end of that movie
With the shutters and it was so many and in the hospital scene as well
But they did such realistic damage like when you're shooting in a straight line across
Uh trying to chase the dude the dude was leaned down below you see it rip up the fucking room
Yes, like it goes through the things it's gonna go through
Right also the motel scene the motel scene a lot of this many rounds you do not miss this many times
It the worst shooter world I can hand someone who's never fired a pistol
And if you get to fire 36 rounds at a target 20 feet from you, you're gonna fucking hit it unless
that's my point target is a
Super trained or super badass dude if it's been east on tour or aryan philippine. No
I'm with did you see how good he was with hiding behind fucking shit the whole time the whole time
And he said so I love to do every time he's like he was so slick
Remember that scene you do understand your average street criminal would not be able to do those things
That's all we're saying. It's not realistic, but how cool but how cool was benicio dot toro in that? I said it's cool
It's not realistic. Whatever. You don't think it's realistic. I think it was super realistic. We'll have to disagree
Okay, I think benicio dot toro was fucking epic in that uh in that uh, pickpocketing scene when he was in the supermarket
No, it's epic everything about it's epic. No, but I love that scene
Do you remember what i'm talking about where he's picked do you remember what i'm talking about? I keep directing everything
Oh, yeah, he's like smoking a cigarette in there and then well he kind of hits on that girl though
He gives her like a hood. He puts a movie in there like that's the previous shit ever. And we never find out what's on the movie until later
We find out it's a sonogram. That girl's just like this guy's rad smoking cigarettes inside and puts in a weird
Your what was it a pregnancy training video? No, it was uh, it was a song video. Was this movie set in 2000?
I know it was made in 2000, but was it set in 2000? I think it was set more like 8085. That's the way
No, they had cell phones. It was 2000. Okay. Yeah, good sir. But they uh
No, it was the it was the sonogram of her pregnancy. That's right. Because the francesca at the very end looks at it on the tv
And she's like the blown up big screen. She's like touching pixels
uh
Okay. Well, I hate to get to the rating because I feel like you guys are gonna bring down
Well, maybe not much. I like this is a absolute b plus
Master masterpiece. I love it. It's by the guy that did it's by the guy that did uh, usual suspects. It's
Phrenetic it's action packed. It's fucking
uh the chemistry between all the characters is great love them or hate them, I guess but
It's amazing like the every every part of it. I loved it. I couldn't stop watching
I was engaged the entire time b plus b plus plus I might even vote twice because i'm the fucking god in this pocket
What's your vote here? My vote is that uh, it's a solid c
Which is in our rating system
It's there's it's a great movie with problems. So if you're into this kind of movie, you're gonna love it
If you're if you're my wife, you're like, hey, it's okay. Whatever I can live with it
And uh some more refined taste might not like it
Okay
But I'm just a solid c to me
right in the middle
Austin a little above so like look I loved the whole opening scene the whole beginning being all the way through to
Uh when they get away from the hospital and the bodyguards get arrested and it made me really excited
For more awesome scenes like that, which didn't come until the ending shootout at the end
It made me wait all that long. So it was a good payoff at the end
But still like it made me sit through like 45 minutes to an hour of just there's spiller. It's a long movie
a lot of filler
Um, so i'm gonna go uh see solid c
uh
I'm going are you trying to think of a way to cheat? He's trying to think of a way to cheat. Oh wait
Who's this?
Who's been over here the whole time? Is it rainy ice? Yeah
Yeah, hey guys, rainy ice watch this movie with you. Yeah, wait, hold on
Pack another block
Like this one
No, I am not we're gonna smoke some more hey hey randy randy
So if you guys aren't familiar randy's this little puppet that I have he's he's sentient. He lives in the in the murder room
uh, and uh, yeah, why do you call it the murder room?
That's what other people call it. You named it that randy
well, I
You were smoking salvia and you oh god
Did any tell you about the salvia?
He won't shut up about it every night. He's like remember that time
I was in a cabin and uh, I got split into a thousand pieces
Everyone salvia. I didn't talk about that one. No. Oh, no. Oh god. I can't why not
I bet you find some way to shove it in your podcast
Just like you shoved up his ass. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa
Calm down. What are we doing? Why do you why did you bring me out here? Where's he?
Well, I brought you out here because we
um, uh, well because we need you to vote on the movie the way of the gun 2000. Oh man you talking about um
That one with benicio del toro that wolfman. Whoa and uh,
Ryan philippe from cruel intentions
Um, yeah that one. Oh man. What a seminal classic by the rider usual suspect
Uh, yeah, I agree. What a good movie. Yeah, I fucking love it. It's probably the best thing i've ever seen. Um
personally, uh
But I also but you know me i'm specific. I also like mark walberg's the big hit. I also like, uh,
Uh, who knows? I don't know other movies in the same wheelhouse, maybe but I give it a big b plus
Well, thanks randy. That's fucking awesome. Uh here i'm just like this up. Uh, what do you guys think about this?
No, i'm gonna change mine to f minus
There's no going back seas yeah, that's the first rule fight club bitch
Which i'm going back. I would say I would say our our
A b minus would probably be the overall or c plus somewhere out on the cusp
But uh, yeah, I agree. Yeah, we'll go with a b minus
solid b
Way the gun solid b official b minus
b
All right, i've spoken. Uh
That was great. Um
so
I have a few suggestions for tubi now. This is going to be a little bit different than how we normally do our
You guys are still gonna get surprised
You guys are still gonna get your choice surprise
But I have a couple of options that I want to throw out there because you guys never pick my choice
So I was hoping that one of these would catch your eyes. Okay, because usually you pick really I know I pick awesome ones that nobody
Oh, that was a leaving soon one. So never mind. I'll probably I have a living let me let me do mine first
Okay, because I have a leaving soon, but I just want to bring up
But i'm actually not even going to ask you guys to vote for it
I just think we need to hit on it because we've done so many and it's leaving soon
Is john carpenter's ghost of mars?
What is it because i've won so many it's leaving like in 13 days. So it's like we'd have to do it this week
And it wouldn't be there for the audience. That's the only problem with it
But but man, we've done all these john carpenter movies and I'd like to see kind of and i'm gonna watch it regardless
Uh, but i'd like to see you know, a little newer
In the fall of carpenter yeah, the spring of carpenter. Yeah
Can we do willis wonderland?
We've already done willis wonderland willis wonderland willis movies. Oh bruce willis
Willis maybe yes, we'll see we might want to wait on that until something happens to make it more news
Austin had a really good idea
That we
Hopefully will start so that by the time this airs it's already a thing. Okay
but the uh, what'd you call it the one where we're boxed oh the rice box rice box, uh fried rice box and uh,
Where you might not be able to handle this one, but you're more than welcome to try
Uh, we're gonna hotbox a car and we're gonna have the camera pointed at us as we watch a movie live
So that's in the car. That's what we're gonna do our live reactions hotboxing a car while we watch a movie
Isn't that this this apartment every week? Yeah, except uh, it'll be in a car
And it's a live viewing but we're gonna so how do we do a live viewing in a car that's all
Launch a tablet or something. Yeah, we'll figure it out or maybe we have a laptop. Well, no, I have a if we could do it
If we could do it in a car if we could figure it out. I have a projection screen a projector
We just need a projector. Oh now we just need a place to do now. I'm being nice to ryan
I have a projector. Have you not been nice to him?
I've never been nice to you. Did something change? But we love each other, but I'm not nice to each other
I have a projectors you can hook your phone in or whatever and what's to be movies fine. Well, would you say you're not?
Well, that's let's we could do that. Yeah, uh
when you say you're not nice to each other is does it go past the uh
Comedy on stage part. Does it like translate into real life when you guys are really next to each other really talking?
You know, we're bros to each other both a lot of the time
But whenever it comes to like on stage or on podcast, we're ripping on each other
And whether or not we're here. It's like i'd rather have friends talk shit to my face than behind my back
We do both. Yeah talking shit. That's we're really good friends. We're good besties
With that fuck face. Yeah, so i've got the wave
I still want to watch it the wave. Okay, it looks interesting. It's a drug trip kind of movie
And then the other uh, well the other one looks like it's
Anyone here seen go some bars though. I just want to know if anybody's seen ice cube
Yes
I like the idea of that. I haven't seen it go some hours
Yeah, but it's in space. It's in space and it's natasha hinstridge is a cop I think
Said to get somebody but they're all like zombies when they get there
It's something it's it's a uh, I wasn't I wasn't super
Space cop if we know it's
So commander toad in space looked pretty shitty, uh
Fuck it. Let's go with your choices. You're uh, interesting. We have very different tubi layouts
Well, this is the good son, which is interesting is a uh,
It's in a movie done entirely with uh mini figurines
Oh, wow about the uh, world war one or thing
Like it's the french world war one story
So what is your real? So what is your real one that you're giving us?
Well, it was gonna be boogie, but then I started watching boogie and I didn't like it
And then it was gonna be swimming with sharks, which is just a comedy. Uh, a drama. It sounds good
But it's kevin spacey and I don't really want to do a kevin spacey movie
uh
So then it was either gonna be assassins but that was somebody else assassins
I did a few weeks ago. I said that just because I was the odds looked interesting. I
uh, and then the wave but I think ultimately what i'll go with because I
I was gonna hear fury fury
I would i've never seen fury and I didn't make fury for because
I was so afraid it would be not it's such a mainstream movies. Why didn't pick it? But i've never seen fury
It's 2014
Yeah, but it's also not a b. It's not well, it's not really a b movie
That's what I was wondering is it like it's I don't know. I know nothing about it. No, the only
You've seen it. Yeah, it's it's a big movie. Oh god
Is that the is that the christopher?
I believe it is no, it's not the comedy. It's tenet not tenet. Oh, it's being a tenant. Okay
Fuck it. I saw what they called mayhem that i've seen before that I liked, uh
Bad cat there's some interesting stuff on tubi. It's really hard for hendry's totally
Do you remember that movie double dragon?
Actually, that's not bad
That's not a bad. All right, yeah, actually i'm gonna say that's not a bad double dragon double dragon is
Real good. Okay. So what's your recommendation?
I pulled the page out of mike's book and I went with the little the little suggestions it gives you at the end of uh,
Uh, the one we just watched lay the gun and I chose uh suicide kings
Suicide king. Oh, I gotta look that up. Yeah, uh
Christopher walkins in it. I like walking and uh, so is one of the boondocks saints brothers, uh, sean patrick flannery
I like it a few good names in it. Um
Same kind of movie though. Obviously a group of rich 20-somethings kidnap a crime boss and use his money to pay a ransom
of
One of their sisters who's also kidnapped so it's very similar. Yeah, that's what I can see why the
Did that's like the kidnapping theme that here's a better hostage
It's also got johnny. Galecki from uh, uh
Big bang theory actually the best the best hostage movie of all over all is named hostage the bruce welles one
Is that best fucking what about ransom with mil gibson?
Ransom is good. That's the one where the kid right haven't seen it. Don't care ransom. Oh, it's good movie
It's I guarantee you will not be hostage. Have you guys seen hostage?
I was hostage on to be I have it on blue rail brain next week if it's not on here
Okay, so we've got double dragon. We've got suicide kings and we have
ghost of bars
Now it's tricky with three people
What about me? Motherfucker? I'm so sorry. I forgot you were there. Uh
Don't worry. I think you were chaotic enough with your bullshit choices that uh, we'll just leave it to three and we'll see how this vote goes
All right. So uh austin who do you vote for?
Fuck who do you vote for? I'm staying with ghost of bars only because I got it. It's john it's the last it's john carpenter again
Does it tell you how long it has like i'll watch it tonight anyways, it's 13 days right as of yesterday
All right, so 12 today
But i'm assuming it's gonna be available on pluto or something else at that point. It's an older movie. It's not a
yeah, I vote for I vote for double dragon because
Obviously, it's the one I picked and I was super super into from the beginning
Okay. Well, I guess it's up to me. Um
Oh, uh, so if I pick double dragon what happens? Well then I get I get well I veto I veto it
I win. Oh you win. Yeah
Uh, what are we doing for rice box?
Oh, yeah, what are we doing rice box? We should be doing well, we have a car we have cars we do
Okay, then here's the thing. How about this? How about?
You know how hard it is to whisper with felt um a felt mouth
But just one sec. Um, this is what we'll do. I'm gonna vote for
Ghost of bars. That's what we're gonna watch for the actual episode but
For fried rice hot box
Fried rice box
We'll do
Double dragon. How's that sound? Okay. Yeah. All right. Yeah. All right. Yeah, we figured it out
Can I fucking go back to my murder room now? Yeah, get out of here randy everybody give it up for randy
I love randy
You can see him live
February 16th so ghost of march. Yeah, we should because I was looking at I know that means it'll still be on their friday night
Which is when I always watch
when I always watch
It's till when the 13th 12 more days ghost of mars next episode
And that should be I think we might have all the carpenter's early stuff
No, we've so much carpenter left. We haven't touched the hollywood movies. We haven't fucking got it into
Well, because I stay away from well, you never see i'm not going to recommend many hormones. Although it's it's listed as an orb
When you look at ghost of mars, it's a hormon
I
Christopher
McQuarrie, what a good writer and director
You know what now what I gotta do is what's upcoming? What's what's what's no now?
I'm gonna watch I haven't seen mission impossible rogue nation fallout or dead reckoning. No
Last one I saw was with uh, philip philip seymour hoppins
That's the one I that's the I i've watched the opening to that movie once and then I never watched the rest of it
So that's the fourth one
I guess i've seen the motorcycle jump scene from this life or a thousand times
Oh, yeah, I think it was three. Yeah
It's cool. My uh, my uh dad has actually a whole poster and it has all the cast of mission impossible three signed it
Also for the original matrix too giant giant ass poster real post. Yeah. Yeah bottom online wild back. That's sick
I love that. Oh, yeah, you got a specially good spot
You know, well you're about to see a lot of new artwork on the wall because of all the uh, team that I fucking did earlier
It's gonna be easy to do the review on team when it gets here. Yeah
Turn two back in for team who actually uh
Well
I think we I mean, yeah, I think we're actually
Good on time. We should probably end this thing at some point. Yes
We're a couple hours in 145 or something like that
Yeah, let's oh, yes, dude. Let's fucking end this thing. Um
And and the bell ringer ended honestly it ended with the bell ringer
Yeah, that great intro great opening let's get pumped again for the exit uh, ladies and gentlemen
Oh and I muted this hold on
This looks like what is raging too. I see this audio. Yes. It looks amazing. I haven't sir. Hang on
Have you played this earlier real aggressive? No, oh, you don't know. Okay, but I want to unmute this first. Yeah
then
We're about to get into okay that'll work doom hunter, yeah, ladies and gentlemen
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