And hey everyone, it's Andy.
So February 16th of this year coming up,
just a couple weeks or maybe a week or maybe a day
or maybe it's already past, I don't know how time works
with these things.
Anyway, starts at eight o'clock,
Miracle Mile Event Center in Bullhead City.
Yeah, come check us out.
We're gonna be doing a live comedy show,
bunch of stand-ups, you've seen them all here
on the show before.
And then immediately after, it's gonna be
Fried Rice Podcast in front of a live studio audience.
It's gonna be the Andy Rice birthday
spectacular extravaganza.
So the price of admission is one wrapped present for me,
which I will open on stage in front of everybody.
So Miracle Mile Event Center,
8 p.m. February 16th, Bullhead City, Arizona.
See you there.
Hey man, have you ever heard of Fried Rice Podcast?
Fried Rice Podcast?
Yeah man, there are podcasts
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Bellringers?
Yeah, Bellringers.
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Three dabs?
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And that's life?
Well, maybe yes, little.)
Let me take my little guest here to Andrew.
I'm gonna take my guest here.
Oh my god, you fucked it up.
I'm gonna let people hear it.
Fuck you, Ryan.
Fuck you, world.
Fuck you, Andrew.
What, you're gonna come into my fucking house?
Yeah, I'm gonna do this to you, Ryan.
You're gonna come into my fucking house and talk shit about me?
You will look into the eyes of the devil.
I'm gonna fuck you sideways.
And let's get ready to fucking do some fried rice ball gats.
I'm your host Andy Rice.
Let's get fried.
With me as always, it's Ryan, his brother star in the movie, Scott Kong.
It's time for the show.
I'm actually gonna sing, actually just for a second, I'm gonna drop the wrestling bit.
I actually wrote a little song.
It's by Fort Minor.
It came out about 10 years ago.
Okay.
You wrote that?
No, he did.
Where'd you go?
I miss you so.
Seems like it's been forever since you've been gone.
I fucked that up.
I don't know how it's done, but the lyrics stick with me because you've been gone for
so long, you fucking asshole.
I miss you.
You're a piece of shit.
You look like the guy that killed John Lennon and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And it's Ryan Kahn!
Yeah!
We have Michael!
He'll go in the ring and he'll slapstick the shit out of you, Larsen!
I'll slap your ass, Andy!
Did you just say you'll slap my ass, Andy?
Just like this movie, just as homophobic.
Okay.
And now we have Brandon!
Wait, everybody.
Simply up the buster!
I'm not slapping anyone's ass.
We have Austin!
He'll fuck you up with a chair!
He'll fuck you up with a couch!
He'll throw a peach at your mom!
It's Austin!
He's the most vicious and wild and feral of them all!
Check me out on Club Penguin.
And we have Zacky!
Can I get a yes and?
Yes and!
Zacky Improv!
I'm just glad it's not the God bit anymore.
What's that?
I'm just glad it's not the God bit anymore.
Yeah, I forgot to do the God bit.
I just thought the yes and thing would be fucked.
Or the devil bit now.
Fuck it, who cares?
I'm MJF, I'm the devil.
That could be your character for wrestling.
Devil horse bird.
It's already been a character like seven times over in wrestling.
The new one's Adam Cope.
Who's the new one? Adam?
You still watch that shit?
Since today is a wrestling-centric episode,
I am catching the first wrestling show of 2024 in February.
Yeah, I'm going to watch AEW in Las Vegas.
AEW?
All Elite Wrestling.
Name one AEW wrestler that I would do.
Fred!
Adam Copeland, he's now known as Adam Copeland, but he was Edge.
Adam Cold?
Oh, Edge.
Adam Cole is the new devil.
Wait, Rootbeard does wrestling now?
Who?
Rootbeard.
RootBandW?
AEW.
You know that AEW have, it blew my mind when I found this out when I was in here,
but they have actual restaurants.
Tangent alert!
Like, they have actual burger places.
Have you been to an AEW?
Yeah, a thousand times.
It's not a tangent yet.
It's been exactly a year.
It's good.
So, we'll do what we, it's been a while since the boys have roated yet on the anti-tangent.
What?
This is the perfect episode for this shit!
It's perfect.
Because, especially, I need to get out of here today, so it's perfect.
You guys, slow him down.
Ryan, you missed the last tangent stopper.
I told Andy that it stopped recording, and he stopped.
And then we went back into what I was talking about, and then the tangent regenerated like Wolverine came back.
You gotta watch out for the tangents, Andy.
I'm here.
And I got an entire, like, two, maybe three new impressions related to the wrestling world.
And the game, Triple H and his boy right over there, Zacky, look at Zack.
Look at his eyes.
We're fucking gonna fuck you up.
We're gonna go, we're gonna take the top rope, and we're gonna lay the smack down.
Oh, that's my heart.
Oh, God!
Is that a quadruple?
What?
A quadruple off the rope jump?
What?
All right, well, I fucking hate this.
What?
Okay.
For fans of the show that have listened to whatever the fuck that episode was where this was invented,
you're welcome, I guess, for having these two fucking people back.
I can't believe he's here the same day I am.
This is like fucking...
That's great.
Yeah.
It's been a long time.
Man, it has been a while since Ryan's been here.
Thank you.
I've been busy.
I didn't even give Zack a hard time because he had legit, like, he was working.
Well, he just tried not to kill us.
That wasn't good enough?
Yeah, I was, I had to fucking...
Ryan was sick.
I have not been that sick.
I was sick last Saturday for the listeners.
I was supposed to be here.
I was supposed to terrorize Andy last weekend.
But I got fucking horrendously ill.
And I don't know where it came from.
Like, I was up for 36 hours straight vomiting with migraines.
I couldn't sleep.
I was, I was def...
I was mad at you the whole time.
I know.
And I really, I was like, and I kept thinking like, I'm going to make it Saturday.
I'm going to fucking get better by Saturday.
Saturday morning I was just vomiting endlessly.
And I was like, I don't want to give this shit even to Austin.
And I love fucking Austin.
I love fucking with Austin.
But I thought, dude, this might murder Austin.
You know what I mean?
I have a little Ryan booty doll.
I have a little voodoo doll of everybody.
I was just thinking, voodoo doll worked.
Yeah.
I was just saying, so, so with him, I, with you, I just, because you didn't make it and I knew it was bullshit.
I decided to make you actually sick.
And so then I was like, you know what?
12 hours isn't enough.
Let me do 36 hours of just straight vomit.
That was awful, man.
I'm so sorry.
I left your voodoo doll in the trash.
And I think that's why you've slowly been coming homeless.
Oh yeah.
So sorry.
I did find it recently.
I pulled it out.
You look a lot better this week.
It's like the Oregon trail getting here.
You look like you have dysentery.
I love the years.
I love the Seattle grunge Austin that we've got.
I didn't wash easily the hair.
I haven't.
No, really.
I would never guess.
I have a new hair stylist.
She's fucked.
Really?
That's that.
That hair hasn't been washed.
Don't talk shit about Chanel.
She knows what she's doing.
I just didn't wash it today.
I slept in liberally.
I took a lot of drugs last night to get some rest.
And I woke up this morning and I thought, man, what am I doing today?
Oh, it's just a fried rice pie.
I have to shower for that.
Did you say just?
Just a fried rice pie.
Hurtful.
This is my favorite day of the week.
I don't know about you all.
I look forward to it.
Except there's video now.
Of us partaking.
Oh wait.
You didn't have it.
I was getting another bowl for you.
This is going to get debilitating on camera as well.
Of what?
The weed continuously being passed around.
They can now see how high you guys.
Yeah, now we can see how glassed over it becomes.
Look, they get a strong 20 minutes, a weird next 20 minutes, and we typically end strong.
What happened?
Smoking on camera?
TOS violation?
What's TOS?
Oh, for who?
Yeah, like Snoop Dogg never smoked on YouTube.
But even if I can't monetize our shit on YouTube, I don't care.
I don't give a shit.
Motherfuck the man.
We got sponsors.
We got motherfucking bell ringers.
You want to hit three joints at one time?
I still don't believe it can hit three joints at one time.
Never seen it.
Let me see a bell ringer.
Yeah, here.
Look at this bell ringer right here.
Never seen it.
Just because that's three holes.
My God, Austin, what is that?
Is that a bell ringer?
That's the cool chalk bell ringer.
That's really close.
What is that?
Our sponsor.
You have to say something like you have to make a bell ringer.
Slim, beautiful.
We demonstrated it when we didn't have a camera.
Jesus.
And then we got so high, we're like, I don't know if we could ever.
Why would you admit that?
You're like, see this thing, camera?
We used it, not today.
Last time we didn't have you.
Yeah, well, we didn't have enough.
Last time it would have been Brendan and I dying.
This time you're here, so maybe we can.
And then you're going to eat those fucking words.
No, I don't want to smoke that.
No, you're going to eat three.
It's a triple joint system.
It's going to be three jeeters.
Yeah, but that's the thing is, what if I don't want to?
You don't have a choice.
You just talk shit.
You just call the shop for not doing it.
Yeah, I'm going to call you guys out because I'm the guest.
I'll physically force you.
That was your words, Andy.
I will force you.
I'm not even smoking.
I'll do it so then you have to do it.
Whoa, whoa.
Exactly.
I'm also going to look up ways that corrupt governments, police officers, all this shit
have forced people to do things against it.
Physically, I will hold you down with people.
Remember this is a wrestling episode.
I will shove a bomb in your mouth.
You'll be so unpleasant.
It'll be like when someone refuses to eat and they put a tube in their fucking stomach.
That's what a duty ride with this fucking triple joint system.
So stick around.
Have fun.
You're going to take three hits off a triple, off the bell ringer.
I'm going to ring your bell, buddy.
I'm going to ring your bell.
Ring your bell with bell ringer.
Yeah, exactly.
What?
Anyway, yeah, we will do this later.
I take one joint.
What?
I take a second joint.
What?
I take a third joint.
What?
I put it in the bell ringer.
What?
I light them all up.
What?
And I smoke them all.
Every goddamn one.
What?
Speaking of bell ringers commercials, yeah, that was pretty good.
We're not getting bell ringers in commercials.
Yeah, bet you can clip that there, Andy.
I'm not doing shit.
I just moved the mouse.
So I showed everybody, I showed the crew before the podcast started.
But if you are a fan of the show and you've been looking at our YouTube stuff and all
that stuff, we've been adding.
So many half.
Visualizers and we've been adding some fun stuff.
some fun stuff we have a new website fried rice podcast.com we have a phone number that you can call
uh which i should have memorized yet but not yet but it's right here it's on the website you just
gotta go to the bottom here it's uh 702-829-0117 again that's 702-829-0117 that's a voicemail you
can call it at any time and we uh and leave a voicemail you know what let's like have the hours
are next to it. We're on the website right now like monday tuesday wednesday friday close saturday
our podcast recording down for 1.5 it's sunday closed yeah it's great it's open 4.20 right
look how proud he is he's got a blush in his so proud of it i'm so like i won't work into this
into this go daddy i'm really proud of it so anyway call the voicemail uh right now i want
you guys to start thinking well we uh if you guys come up with a good what we want this week's
voicemails to be uh let us know after after after we review the movie so after we review the movie
come up with try to think of a try to think of a wow that's great to have recorded every week
why do you why is your laundry always being done right during the podcast it's not my laundry it's
my towel after i take a shower and i always take a shower right before you guys get here so i have
a wet towel apparently he owns one towel you know like i you know just you know the towel is new
you don't hang it up to dry you don't hang out with the dry towel andrew do you know andy
what is that i feel like it dries your andy net sack sweat to the to my my neck not your your neck
nut sweat oh yeah i feel like you like dry your shit and then you're like you know what i need
to do with this i need to put a bunch of hot air on that scent and just bake it into the towel
and then you put it in the you just refer your your your nut sweat to just a linger well no i just
put that towel in the in the dirty laundry yeah and then my wife washes it and comes back free
of my nuts yeah i don't know why so i just wonder what yeah thank you zach for putting out that i
don't i don't wash my towel every day i probably wash it every other day with my with my laundry
whatever like i'll throw it in i have two towels but that other but that other towel i leave for
you animals because you smoke cigarettes and then you come in and you wash you half wash your hands
then you touch the you touch the towel it smells like fucking cigarettes for days so i leave that
one out for you guys and i keep mine hidden in the dryer nice and dry that is the most andy
conversation of all time thank you but our number again is 702-829-0117 call it and uh right now we
don't have any anything for you to say yet i watched this youtube video of this guy who had
a voicemail set up and what he did was he just had people tell them about uh either how many times
they've had sex or the first time they've had sex or if they've had sex right and he got hundreds
uh hundreds of hundreds of that person anthony uh no no that's anthony mitchell head of mojave
comedy dot com check it out for details about the upcoming february 16 comedy show uh you know which
anyway uh and what he did was he played each of these voicemails and what he sat down as a
so he he was a guy in a garfield suit sitting at a sitting at a in his chair reading a reading the
newspaper he gets a door like the doorbell rings he gets up i wonder who that must be gets up opens
the door it's a mannequin with some sort of outfit on and then he just plays the recording of like i
guess i was 16 and i was with my cousin and we blah blah blah and it's just weird and then he goes oh
and he shuts the door sits down now it's him in an od outfit he gets up i wonder who that must be
does it again and then it's him as john he repeats this for six hours it is hundreds and hundreds and
hundreds and hundreds of takes in which he is he dresses like he's garfield hundreds of times he
gets up i wonder who that might be opens it up the mannequin is slightly different and there's a
brand new voicemail of some weird shit you can cut to any point in that six hour cut and you just
see the sun behind him just moving like it's take it's actually moving forward it's commitment it
that's what i strive for every day with fried rice podcasts i just want you guys to know when i dream
of a future it's that weird garfield thing that no one's ever seen which is probably the greatest
thing on youtube uh do you guys have six hours to kill can we watch this just real quick no
what no okay fine yeah anyway we're not gonna ask for sex stories not on this show uh but we'll come
up with something it's the first time you got high oh yes it's a good one for the first one thank you
thank that's why we keep you around and had sex well she's the first sexual assault you got oh
jesus christ committed or was it in this movie yeah uh who are you starring in this movie speaking
of sexual assault oh wow what a transition yeah what a what dark transition i think we might have
saved that note for later all have different views of this movie but save that note i might
have never viewed that all save the sexual assault comments for when we get it because i do have
something maybe that relates to that about this movie yeah not any research i did i'm talking
about something i watched in the movie i'm talking about what i watched but we'll get we'll get there
i feel like you always have a different opinion whatever maybe you're the contrarian is how i
should start introducing you i think it's also an age difference cough cough i should have i should
it's actually part of my review i wrote is it might be because i'm a different if this had been wwe and
well hulk hogan and you know not oliver platt so you see wcw got caught out by wwe
yeah it is a wwe product yeah okay that's yeah so fuck you yeah he just he just he just submitted
you one two three that's what happens when you come out a wrestling fan yeah and he came in zach
right there zach picked up the ball i didn't come out no you came at him a little while ago yeah you
did you sure did and then he came out of the most i'm team everybody no i don't i don't feel that's
true at all okay there's maybe a somewhat like a negative slant towards mike but but for the most
part i'm team everybody i do mike's the new old guy i pick on though okay you have a good point
i love all you guys exactly bro i lost the trouble of here brendan stope he's quiet needs to talk more
but we also talk over him pay attention to brendan sometimes because you talk over him sometimes
i'm the new bob he already killed bob what are we doing your chest i don't like this
let's move on tell us your first time you got high
i took so long to get there i feel like i got real defensive
what was the phone number again 702-829-0117 thank you brendan tell us about the first time
you got high i'll tell you mine i was 16 and i was with uh my friends they they had just
smoked maybe like a week before this is kind of a tangent no it was just directly related to
bringing up the phone number the question and now the respect like the tag answering your question
i think i think you might want to save this for next week oh he's got a game to go to what do we
have other in two hours yeah in two hours we're good man
we're good i'm gonna be real honest what is your wrestling character the the fucking uh it's an
aggressive triple h okay it's an aggressive triple h is triple h in this situation autistic
yes a little bit because you're kind of sitting there going like i don't know if i should do that
right now okay why are you me are you doing these a bit are you just fucking retarded this week
what's going on this is what would happen this is kind of like yeah yeah well i think you're
awesome again you haven't been here in so long you come in and you really do feel like an outsider
don't you no no i just i got excited another good faction okay i do like the outsiders the movie
are we in a gaggle of mottraman randy savages right now i think so i'm so cool steve austin you
son of a bitch and then i just wanted to stop you one more time because i thought it'd be funny
well now i've lost the mottramans more the first time you got high no the first time you got high
maybe i should say you were 16 years old yeah we were in a truck truck bed and it was fun
and we uh no i lost my fucking let's simplify 16 years old how old 31 the first time you got high
the third time we got first time you got how old just how early 30 16 16 13
20 20 yeah wow full adult yeah but your grades were better than mine too fucking the way dude i
have a necessary excuse for a person your grades were a lot better than mine
and i think weed would have helped me get through algebra too a little bit no trust me
yes it does not it helps you skip it helps you skip algebra too i help me focus yeah no i didn't
smoke enough weed in high school i think i would have done better if i did i smoked i smoked a
little bit then i did more as an adult take some of the stress out maybe a lot more a lot more a
lot more as an adult well wait i shouldn't even say i've done more as an adult i've just done
as an adult like i think it's just who i just i'm you know all the time all day every day uh so
hey let's do the what are we smoking section that's something that we do on the show just
20 minutes of screaming at each other i know this is a wrestling match and brian and i have pent up
aggression towards each other and a frenemy sort of relationship yeah and adversarial a little bit
of a rivalry we're friends we love each other yeah kind of hate each other a little bit a lot of
sexual tension a lot of sexual sexual tension well and then chili gate obviously chili gate 2023
we know that we said we'll never speak in chili gate no i know i won't speak i would even bring
it up i would fucking podcast you fucking asshole all right sorry but you really hurt people i didn't
hurt anyone it was a fucking mistake we're not talking about we're not talking about fucking
chili gate 2023 moving on uh yeah what are we smoking i brought what i always bring when i
buy an ounce and we you know uh it's this week it's well cucumber lime which i still love the
name of it's weird you know it's got to be high yeah sativa hybrid well no that was we didn't we
haven't smoked mine yet we we smoked we it's some thc the healing center brand in a different jar
got it we have some thc brand from in a different jar yeah don't know what it was mike brought a pen
we gave it on this pen which is uh pregame we're sour tangle well everybody but andy during gaming
yeah exactly everybody but andy pregame uh and i it's 81% thc which i'm not sure i've ever even
heard of that's possible in a distillate yeah it's a stizzy uh what is it sour tangle
tangy uh my eyes aren't working right because i'm so big so small i can't see it yeah sour tange
yeah it's i mean it could be tangle yeah exactly it's one of the two no it's tangy i'm pretty sure
it's tangle can i tell you something it's it's literally the difference between a lower it looks
like either a lowercase l or an i with the dot a little too close to the bottom of the eye
so that it looks connected right and and that's enough to turn a tange into a tangle yeah tell me
what this is a true i haven't smoked any really any weed in like 12 days wow because when i was sick
i started with one shit so i saved that for today oh good yeah this triple joint that we're gonna
force down your fucking throat later is gonna feel great you're not gonna be able to do that
yeah i physically hold you down i don't think you're gonna do that here's the alternative
here's the alternative ryan okay i packed this thing up with a with a triple dab system we got
we got three three jeaners we're gonna light it up we're gonna smoke it right i'm gonna hand you the
ball you're gonna say no i'm going to and if we can't because you're a big guy if we can't
physically hold you down and make you smoke it the alternatives i have to i have to shotgun this
into your mouth do you understand the promise yeah i will i'll have to take it in the tablet
and tackle you i don't want to do it you don't want me to do it i'm sorry the world demands an
explanation i gotta break you two up before you actually start having sex on this couch
that what the hell are you doing it doesn't fit my cup hold okay how the fuck did you need
explanation for that for that because i've never what the fuck you're gonna interrupt my bit
to tell me that to have me explain something a fucking three-year-old could understand
it doesn't fit if my three-year-old did that they'd be in their room if they tightened it why
why would you sell them your roof if your three-year-old looks at you and said
grandpa it doesn't fit the other way why you said you're gonna be like i'm a
gay right these fried rice wrestling storylines are pretty good
i think the idea of the cage match is just ryan versus all of us trying to make him smoke weed
yeah well
swoa did anyone else bring it no okay we're good that's the one we're smoking
cue the music we don't even have fucking music anymore our voice mail is 1702
829-0117 if you'd like to come go ahead and call in and let us know what you think about
slapstick over here stopping the improv we had going on and how sad it made you yeah tell us
honestly directly about that moment i'm gonna post the video on youtube of just a clip of me
and ryan having the best back and forth there's ever been oh it was it was the best and then mike
like unable see i moved this you may be so conscious in my own fucking home you know in
an idea you know what no fuck you so i feel like the first voicemail the first voicemail is going
to be andy disguising his voice just yelling at mike it's gonna be randy ice hey motherfuckers
yeah yeah there is there's a voicemail just beeps i don't want to give it away
you should call if you want to hear the voicemail the special one just for you guys
and leave us a voicemail it's funny though we have so little fans right now that we be we would be
able to track you down pinpoint who you are based on your voice because there's only 12 of you
and half of you are in the room you know whose first time i want to hear what the first time
they spoke to me is bob oh wow back in what do you think back in art 2 yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah well i can tell you the goddamn story if you let me fucking talk
yes i was we were it was in what did i call that it was the place i didn't like them because of
their culture it was be careful bob he was yeah well no i careful bird no this isn't this isn't
anti-semitic it was the people chasing the germans world war two i was in the trenches
and i i remember this guy his name was he was also a jew named steinman hey we said the first time
you smoked not you know that was the first time in 1939 i was 21 years old barely a man
they discovered steinman he handed me he handed me a doobie and i and i smoked it and then i killed
several german ss whopper officers or so i thought what happened that day in germany
what happened that day in germany
there's a small village in hamburg
they'll never recover from the day pop discovered weed
family slaughtered king nick had boss you're so hobbitt that's what i said to the crouch
before i ran them through with my bayonet the fact that he does spreadsheets now is so much scarier
i'm so good with numbers you have to do a spreadsheet to see how many like people
you killed by what weapon oh yeah he was like this one was bayonet this one i got him i got
him between the eyes with his own pistol
we call them the goofy new fees that was it
and then we then we honored him for tax evasion no one gets away from that's why i went to work
for uncle sham because i like not only fucking them with my firearms but also their bank accounts
those kraut bastards i'm a german descent i should be me too
how german have you how german are you because i the most german thing about me would be that i
eat liverwurst i like that as a spread on like sourdough bread it's fucking delicious
and i'll go to a german market every now and then get like you know they're bologna so my mom goes
to the german market because she her mom is german and she gets bomb ass like they're good they make
good meat they make good like uh like deli stuff i'm sure there's more about the german people that
that's i know i'm very good at smoking well first of all god mike michael michael larson of bullhead
city arizona with a joke that was out of line it is 2024 we are beyond those of germans right yeah
anyway i was gonna make an even worse joke but i couldn't think of one uh i was gonna double down
i literally i was just like i don't want to uh but yeah uh that's about as german as i get the food
the german i like german food but i don't know what the yeah i couldn't even tell you what the
german flag is like i it's it's yeah red yellow black is it yeah okay and i'm german enough to
where i'd say it's hard for me to get along with other cultures right off the bat that's how german
i am but i look past that part of my heritage and i go ryan i'm german i'm german i'm german
and i go ryan it's been it's 2024 and even though it's in your dna you can beat that and so you
know then i just walk right in the restaurant and i try to order it as brightly as i can but still
so they know and then i move on with my life and i feel like that's about as german as i get what
restaurant are you freaking out i refuse to acknowledge a monarchy i didn't mean to just do
a salute i wasn't i wasn't i realized i was just doing a waving my shit if i was in the trenches
with you i'd fucking kill you yeah that's how german you are damn there was a german restaurant
i went to in glendale so fucking good they had like all these different kinds of schnitzels they
had oh was it alpine village it's called haas murphy oh haas haas haas murphy haas murphy the food
was so good i had to buy their ironic t-shirt it has like a little cartoon like german chick and
it says i got my schnitzel pounded at haas murphy that's great
this has been the segment of friday rice where we shit on the german culture yeah if you've watched
movies and tracked history they deserve it yeah we shiz on the german people and guess what if you
bitches have a problem with it what's the worst you can do call us at 1702-829-0117 and let us know in
german what you would do to us if you were here to show you something andy wait wait wait be careful
right i know how to use a computer when we're recording you see this area right here yeah we
do okay if that's not vpn's then there is somebody in deustland who is uh they're hearing this going
yeah we are cons yeah most likely basis i've been to germany it's lovely i i stayed in an a.l hostel
in berlin and i'll tell you what the again i'm just going to talk about food because i've the
food out don't look at my stomach when i say i'm going to talk about you would directly i was going
to make it maybe i was going to make a comment about being fat i didn't want to but you just
hurt my feelings with a with a glance ryan uh anyway there's a right outside of a.l hostel
there was dollar uh sausages like dollar bratwurst dollar brockwurst or whatever you just get a roll
and a sausage and some mustard it's the best and it's a one euro how do you how do you eat that
i don't know what if if you think it's better for me to mime eating on a hot dog you know or
whatever the fucking error or why do you want me to do what do you want to see me do it because uh
you know everyone yeah yeah you get it like this yeah do you you cup it back i know one at a time
one at a time bite at a time bite bite bite i didn't know if they had like a sausage one of those
you get it i'm not going to do this all right that's gay
that's why are you covering the top of it isn't your fingers getting mustard on them if you're
riding them like that and not do that too much we're on video someone's gonna clip that
there's a nice gift for you
so the movie are we going straight to the movie straight the movie 33 minutes later let's spark a
joint oh let's let's load up the triple shot yeah all right let's do this shit you ready
yeah i'm not okay do it i don't know the best method here because this doesn't fit quite
right so i think you go through there can't you just smoke it like i think i think the joints
fit better in the black guy well then why can't you just like smoke it from the no i think this
will work why can't you just smoke it from the like put them in there and smoke it like uh yeah
i know i'm not taking three of his jeeters i'm gonna take one and we'll we won't smoke the whole
thing right off the back because these are expensive i'm gonna take one jeeter i'm gonna
put and i'm gonna take two more see this just too loose well the put the black one what do you get
you can't smoke in the black one like yes i can but yeah smoke it through that oh it'll it'll
it's it's okay i need to find my other so what i'm confused about why can't you just smoke it from
like from the back from the back well you could you could yes you can smoke from the back of any
bowl i guess that's gonna be hot none of us want to do that i think all of us want the bong option
i don't smoke so like so does someone move any little patch did you have that question too
right you're like i mean i just like no so bell ringers come in all different sizes
is it all down shit i had my bell ringer.com
it's all on the video they lost all their joints yes
this is
all right so this is a we're gonna have to do you want to bring the camera you're gonna be cameraman
for this is called the devil's three way we'll do three different ones too fuck it um
okay so this is a this is a baby jeeter commercial and a bell ringer commercial so
i feel like such a big man holding this we got pina colada pina colada we got which is a
hybrid we have peaches which is an indica oh dang bell three isn't an apple fritter which is
another hybrid wow hybrid mike are you taking a hit yes oh my god i don't know how much of one
mike earlier last year had a heart attack and he's not supposed to be still yeah he's a boy
from texas and don't give no shit let me get a photo they don't mind how much weed i do they
told me just eat it just just do get that for the instagram yeah all right so i'll only smoke
yeah actually the way to do this would be like triple light so let me get yep
oh wait should we wait should we get music get the triforce get the legend itself
yeah well i can't do copyright but i can do uh let's do um um epic just epic copyright music
right copyright free music yeah yeah fuck it let's go epi epic copyright let's go come on give us
something good come on epic no copyright come on epic epic come on no whammies no whammies we want
epic one epic breaking copyright okay that's never a good start this is a little it's not very slow
oh
i don't want to spend so much time yeah i don't i know i understand about the what we're doing we
got the camera just on this my internet is a little slow right now i think it's because of all the ai
i'm running if you're yeah yeah it's the ai and not the pornography i don't i doubt there we go
fuck it this is epic ben light bell ringers.com bell ringer my bell ringer.com
send me the bell ringer wow go for it i got you
mike oh i got you i got you i got you bell ringer i said bullet i got you oh he's yeah sorry
he's gonna die yeah yeah yeah yeah brandon oh yep
i'm going again bell ringer this is the kind of shit that you can do with bell ringer.com
anyone else i want to forget my problems okay i want to forget my problems go for it bell ringer
oh shit i forgot the bull
brendan
fucking one more
oh
all right let's put these out put the bell ringer out let's put these out here help me
you have to do it on your own only you can do it andrew it's the bell ringer
shit i can't i think we just gotta finish him
oh
you're better at putting them out that's the kind of stuff you can do with bell ringer
so
i'm so sorry
Oh, God. That was kind of cool to watch.
Oh, man.
I don't want to do that ever again.
Fuck yeah.
Oh, you're doing something.
That was a fiddle for where you have.
Oh, yeah. Hold on, dude.
Well, hold on, dude.
This is Hulk Hogan here, brother.
And let me tell you something, dude.
One time, dude, we were on the Fry Rice podcast, brother.
Oh, yeah. The madness showed up.
Oh, yeah.
And let me tell you something, dude.
And by the way, this is based off of Will Sassos impression, dude.
So anyways, dude, get that straight out there.
And if a will, if you're listening, thank you, dude,
for all the impressions I stole from your brother.
So anyways, so I was on the Fried Rice podcast, dude.
We brought out the bell ringer, brother.
And it did.
Hold on, dude.
Take it on.
Rain, you're right.
It rained my bell, dude.
It was like the time.
Hey, Andy.
Yeah.
I'm just it was like the time, dude, when when Andre the Giant, dude,
sometimes do get in the ring and he break your ribs if he didn't like your brother.
But he liked me, dude.
And we went out and he drank an entire 50 pack of Bud Light to himself, brother.
And that's that story, dude.
I read the autobiography of the guy who plays Wesley
in The Princess Bride.
I forget his name off the top of my head.
Carrie Ellis.
So Carrie Ellis, he plays Princess Bride, Wesley.
He also plays a very fun character
in the show Psych, since we were talking about that last week.
But I read his autobiography where he talks a lot about
a princess bride's mainly about that
him and Andre the Giant hung out
and they went four wheeling on some props, on some like moped or whatever.
There's a quad that fits that big.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no. But so he they they went out and they did this.
And Carrie Ellis like broke his leg, like fucked it up.
But he didn't want to lose the part or get fired.
So he lied about it.
Like he didn't want to delay production.
And so he just worked with a fucked up leg.
And so that's why there's that one scene where he kind of sits down weird,
where his leg is stiff and he kind of like he like sits like it's weird.
You can look it up.
And it's because his leg was fucked up and the director's like,
why are you doing this? He's like, listen, man, we got it.
We got to do this. It's the only way.
So it's pretty cool. And that fight scene, the sword fight that they did
took a long time to get right.
It was epic. The first one where he meets.
Well, yeah, yeah, that fight scene.
Yeah.
Did you know those guys were both and if I remember right,
I can't think of the English actor.
Would you like to borrow a lung?
But the English actor was actually he was he was a fencer.
He was actually good at that.
He was a what? He was a fencer.
The main actor, I can't think of his name.
Carrie Ellis, the guy who was just talking about?
Yeah, he was. Yeah, he's not a fencer.
He was, too.
He was like, he actually did like fencing.
I'm almost 100 percent sure of that.
I mean, I read his autobiography.
He talks all about the movie and being in it.
I don't remember him talking about being a fencer.
That's why they were able to knew all the different stances and stuff like that.
No, I think he was just a fan of
maybe I think you're Zorro.
Errol Flynn, the guy who played the guy.
Or maybe he took fits in class.
Maybe he was in college.
He did a little bit, but it was not like his background as a person.
You don't know that. I don't.
It's been a while since I've written.
I remember hearing a story about being like an Olympic level fencer.
What? Thank you.
Yeah, we don't need to talk about shit that makes me look wrong.
We still haven't even brought the movie.
Yeah. Did we do What Are We Smoking?
We did that. Oh, we hella did that.
Yeah, we did it for a long time.
Yeah, you're still doing it.
Oh, man, that
insert bell ringer ad here.
It's like, yeah, that was great.
We want to smoke three joints at one time.
That's the best. What Are We Smoking?
Yeah, yeah.
We want a contender.
That was so good.
I'm just surprised someone pulled a bob and then clear out the pipe.
Well, only one time I didn't.
Ryan, I just I just left it there.
He's like, yeah.
Please help me put your fucking mouth on it.
That music was fucking epic.
Well, it's an epic trailer.
I don't want anymore.
No, no, no, no, no.
What are we?
I got to text my mom and tell her how I feel right now.
We're going to have to go take him directly from here to get a lung transplant.
Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
I love this day of the week.
All right. So I'm impressed.
Let's get ready.
Talk about the movie.
I can almost do that.
Oh, ready to rumble.
Yeah, let's hear it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's get the bell again.
Yeah, I do want the bell.
I closed it, but I'm going to get another one.
Hang on.
Listen, yes, yes, yes.
It's real entertaining while you'll see.
You know, the tangent was wrong.
We get a salary or it'll be better.
Yes, I take my Jesus.
My Internet's so slow, this might not have been worth it in hindsight.
But editing can make me look like a genius.
What before?
No, after the bell.
Let's get ready to rumble.
Oh, damn.
A little vibrato there.
You know what I think you'd be good at?
What?
Smoking.
I could see you.
I could see you just like taking a vacation to Iceland.
Yeah, because you look like a Viking.
We all agree.
He looks like a Viking.
Because I'm white.
What?
Is that racist?
What?
My white?
Is that racist?
What's that racist saying?
He looks like a Viking.
Because I see Austin.
Austin's white and has a beard.
I don't think he looks like a Viking.
He looks like Ed Sheeran.
A little bit.
Homeless Ed Sheeran?
Yeah.
Ed Sheeran on the rock.
Ed Sheeran gave up.
He gave up before the rock.
I'm not liking the shape of me right now.
He's the AI Ed Sheeran.
Yes.
That's what it is.
He's AI Ed Sheeran.
He's the starry AI.
Because AI always says it does faces better up close
than it does from far away.
He looks like from far away.
Like they gave a...
It sounds like a tangent.
I guess.
What the fuck movie was this?
We just did...
So the movie Ready to Rumble came out in...
2000.
Wow.
What a long time ago.
Who's the star?
Oh man.
David Arquette and Sean Oliver.
Sean Oliver.
It's got a 23...
Oliver Clamp is the king.
The wrestler is always the king.
23 on Rotten Tomato.
Tomato Meter and then audience scores of 52.
Who's the star?
Sean Oliver and...
Not Sean Oliver.
It's Scott Conn and Oliver Platt and David Arquette.
Scott Conn from Entourage.
I was going to say, I was going to talk about Entourage.
Scott Conn from a lot of shows.
Entourage.
He does play a character in Entourage towards the later seasons.
And he's cool.
He's like a rival to E's character.
Who's like an agent if you're a fan of Entourage.
I fucking love Entourage.
I have too.
Here's the thing, everyone talks shit about Entourage.
They say that it's like an empty show.
Scott Conn.
I've seen him from that.
I only knew him at...
I've never seen him in anything else.
Oh, is that right?
Yeah.
Oh wait, he's been in...
He's been in tons of stuff.
Who else has he been in?
Is Scott Conn a lot?
No, I know.
What else do I know him from?
Oh, you know from House of Pings?
Gone in 60 Seconds.
Yeah.
I know that.
American Outlaws for sure.
And Ocean's Eleven.
Ocean's Eleven.
12, 13.
And Entourage.
Barcy Blues.
Oh yeah, this is by the director of Barcy Blues.
I believe.
Did we try to clone him and that's how we got Ryan Conn?
I mean, I know him from Hawaii Five-0.
Who the fuck got Conn?
So what went wrong with that, Gene?
Your AI, Scott Conn.
That's okay.
Oh, his dad's James Conn.
Yeah.
Oh, is it?
Yeah.
Oh shit, that's...
Okay.
No, he's very famous actor.
Yeah.
Scott Conn.
That's why I put...
Actually, was this the first movie both of these guys?
Because they both were...
What, David R. Kent? No, David R. Kent was in Scream.
No, that was the other first movie.
It was early work.
This movie's 25 years old.
22, 23 years old?
24.
I'm a new David R. Kent from...
2000?
Yeah.
Scream movie.
Scream movie, yeah.
Never Been Kissed.
Eight-Legged Freaks.
Never Been Kissed, he's the older brother.
The cool older brother.
He's in the Scream movie.
Airheads.
Yeah.
Why is it this movie is known for?
Section, Ready or Rumble.
Because this is not a very well-known movie.
It's not, yeah.
This is a wrestling fan movie.
It's not a...
This is probably my favorite David R. Kent movie.
Look at the parameter score on it.
It's not...
I mean, look at the score on this movie.
Why, when I come to IMDb, does it always show
David R. Kent's producer credits first?
No one wants to see his producer credits.
They want to see what he starred in.
Maybe, maybe not.
I think that's what they prefer because they, you know...
Sure, but I'm not them.
I want it better for me.
I'm saying...
He was in a WWE Saturday Morning Slam.
Yeah, he's affiliated with...
W.D. Smith, Raw.
Oh, hell yeah.
He's all screams.
No, he's a real wrestling fan.
Yeah, no, he actually does death matches and stuff.
It's crazy.
Oh, he was in SS6.
He almost died last year, year four.
It was a few years ago.
Was it?
Yeah, when he got the...
I mean, he's like 50 now, but...
I thought it was after COVID, though.
I can't remember the exact date.
You can see it on the...
The Viceland.
The Viceland, dark side of the ring.
They do one on the death matches.
And I can't think of that guy's name that they did it on, but...
He's like...
He's a real fucking real kind of guy.
But he got in the ring and he's like...
This is my life.
I do death match.
I'm sorry for this...
This is how he sounds like in my mind, but he's like...
I do death match.
This is my fucking world.
I'm not gonna have you come in here and make this look like some pussy show.
I don't believe for that.
You know, and so like they were our cats like...
Hey man, like you can hit me with like light tubes and stuff.
Just...
I'm an actor, so don't cut my face with anything, you know?
And he's all like...
Yeah, and they're like at this nice steak joint.
Like he took a bunch of like a celebrity steak joints.
And...
Bought him his meal and was like, you know, this is the agreements.
And he's like...
I knew in that moment I was gonna fuck his face up.
And so like they hit the ring and he grabbed a light tube and took the sharp edge and stuck it in the top of his forehead and started like just cheese grating his shit.
And he like got fucking super upset about it rightfully so and like fought back.
Like actually tried to like take him down and like beat the shit out of him and then he like walked out.
And his fucking head was cheese grated.
Bad.
Who did this to me again?
I can't think of the guys...
Joe Gage.
I can look this up.
This is the same wrestler who...
He robbed a bank.
Man, he's like...
This is like David Arquette.
Yeah, it was like Joe Gage.
I can't think of his name as the guy takes his job real serious.
You would say that his name is...
Nick Gage.
Yeah.
I couldn't remember it.
Nick Gage.
Go to...
That's a little on the nose.
Put Nick Gage in your Google image.
Right here.
Yeah, just put like look at...
Oh.
Just look at him.
Yeah, that guy doesn't give a fuck.
Yeah.
About David Arquette's fucking hair line.
Everything about this dude.
You know, look at that face.
Like you get the AI to do that.
You know what I mean?
I'm gonna make some fun Nick Gage AI.
Yeah, you should.
Yeah, distribute them all over the internet.
Don't fuck up an actor's face just because you want wrestling to be...
Why is he holding a pizza cutter?
Because he's known for hitting and getting people with the pizza cutter.
Yeah.
Oh wow.
But he actually...
I should love this guy.
He's a pretty dangerous guy.
He actually will cut everyone out.
That picture with no context.
It's like that's a tweaker outside the circle.
Yeah.
I can tell that you...
He will hit him in the face.
Hey, imagine staring at that guy's face just like that at a steakhouse.
Like he's stuck out like a sore fucking thumb because you know he didn't put on no suit and tie.
And he's across from you and you're like, listen man, hey.
Don't cut up my face.
And he's looking at you like, yeah, I won't.
Like that.
No problem, man.
You know what I mean?
No problem.
Don't you worry, little man.
He's got you covered.
That's the face of somebody who's thinking about asking you for a cigarette.
Yeah.
He's got a pouch of his own?
He's marked you for a bitch and he's already coming out with two cigarettes.
Hey man, let me get a cigarette.
Hey, I'm sure if you got one, you got two.
David, I'll catch.
He takes your pack.
He takes the one out, hands you the one, takes the pack, puts it away and says you're welcome.
And then you say thanks and walk away.
So you see a pizza cutter in his other fucking head.
He's insane looking.
So David Arquette, right, the reason he's wrestling this guy is because of the movie Ready to Rumble.
Because David Arquette really was before a wrestling fan, like a devout wrestling fan.
I am a very, I've been watching it since I was a little kid, right, off and on through the years.
But my mom used to push my crib in front of the TV.
Sure.
So I've grown up on wrestling.
And so I get his enthusiasm when David Arquette tells these stories.
Like I get where he's coming from, how excited he was to be in the business.
What he didn't know at the time was like he was going to be promoting this movie, you know,
because they were doing what they were having, putting him in.
They were like, oh, we're going to put you in the storyline for WCW and then we're going to do a movie about it.
You know, and so it's going to be this big.
He's like, oh, you know, that's exposed.
He's got a screen going.
So he's, you know, making a name for himself.
So what he didn't know was that like he was going to kind of shit on the very fan base that he was a part of because like they were going to put like the world title on him and they made a big deal out of it.
It was like David Arquette was like written into the basically the storylines that killed WCW.
In fact, a lot of people blame David Arquette personally for WCW closing.
Yeah.
Right.
Vince Russo and Vince Russo, where I can tell you a whole backstory that so was a writer for WV and he went to WCW.
And he was like infamous for like every match.
Like you have like this.
You have like in wrestling, the whole goal of wrestling is to suspend the ability of disbelief where you believe in this fantastical thing you're seeing these guys.
It's like, you know, so like watching a play and you're so you're buying into this like these people are more like watching Supernatural.
You feel for Dean Winchester, not Jensen Ackles, right?
I certainly.
Right.
So it's that's like the whole game of wrestling.
I feel for the monster of the week.
Right.
You know how hard it is being a Sasquatch up in Alaska?
Yeah.
People are hunting you constantly.
You got to eat children easy to eat.
Well, David Arquette, David Arquette, he's smarter not going to the fucking forest.
I don't know.
It's great to eating children.
Yeah, always.
That's a supernatural thing.
If I'm not mistaken, I've seen it maybe a handful of episodes, but.
So David Arquette was really hated for this shit that he pulled.
And so he wanted to give back to the wrestling community.
He wanted to prove he really was a wrestler.
So he got training.
And yeah, he's like, they're like, oh, real.
He wanted their respect so bad.
Like real men do death matches.
But in the world of wrestling, if you listen to a lot of wrestling podcasts,
like death matches are shunned by a lot of companies because it's like you're
in the middle of a farm field in front of 30 people.
So it's reviving.
Doing crazy shit that could fucking send you to the ER.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
So he's never going to back that.
Yeah, they're never going to invest to them.
It's like a much more promotional.
So can't you theoretically call anything a death?
Well, you could.
But this is like where they use light tubes, barbed wire.
Like you're going to believe real life.
Like watch the Foley shit.
Yeah.
No, this is Mick Foley's tame.
Yeah.
Mick Foley took the stuff that did.
I get that there's backyard wrestling.
That's like, this is like one step above that.
I feel like you need to watch more.
And no, no, listen.
One of my absolute best friends in the world, he is a independent wrestler.
He's the sawed-off badass.
He's over in Oregon.
And he's part of an independent wrestling circuit.
And I know there, they don't do the hardcore shit a lot of the time.
Because you're right.
It's like it's shunned.
And then I know that there's a step down, which is backyard wrestling.
This guy is the champion of just right above that.
OK.
Like that's-
Is AEW the step below WWE?
Is that like-
Yeah, so like you would consider that like AAA.
Yeah.
Yeah, they were like, they're like the, like WWE was the biggest, right?
And then you have, it does have competitors.
And those guys are all in the subsections.
You have like Ring of Honor, which just got bowed out by AEW, I believe.
Yeah.
And then there's TNA Impact.
And then there's New Japan Pro.
And so you have all of these different like-
But at that, at this time of this movie, wasn't that what WCW was?
This time, so no.
Oh yeah.
This was the time I had WCWF then and WCW.
No, it wasn't F in 2000.
Yeah.
I thought F changed the ratings.
It wasn't F until 2002.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, so at the time, so like when these guys were going to head to head for these ratings,
and so David Arquette was like, they was like, he was being the guy that like, like the guy,
idiots, right?
He were like, this could re-inject it.
We'll win.
We'll start getting our ratings back.
And that was like the death blow to WCW.
So David Arquette wants the respect and he gets in the ring like this psychopath and he gets like fucked up.
And it's all because of that movie.
That whole Ready to Rumble movie not only destroyed WCW and got everybody to hate him,
but sent him on the path of like the redemption arc.
He wanted to get that for the fans.
And he does do occasional like before, like since Ready to Rumble, he's done a few just, you know,
dark matches, which is like non televised matches basically, just like lower indie promotions.
Yeah, like he does have wrestling chops.
Like now he's a pretty decent wrestler.
Like, that's a lot of a backstory for this kind of a movie to have like of like such an epic scale.
All for like, to like, to really get down to it.
It's cute.
It's a cute movie.
It's a cute little wrestling movie.
I'll use the word cute for this movie because that's what it is.
I so disagree.
I cannot believe you look at this movie.
You must be able to step away from it then completely.
The second thing because it becomes wrestling.
So it becomes nothing to you because you are normally a real backer of say the gay community.
Yeah, of course.
Okay.
Well, this movie is the exact fucking opposite of that.
This movie is so fucking homophobic.
What are you talking about?
What?
At the end he goes, I love Sting.
You love Sting.
We're both men.
While they're ass-raping people throughout the movie and this movie has scene after scene after scene of the...
A lot of movies did.
It's Porky's.
I get it.
A lot of movies did back then.
But you could not put this movie out today.
Sure you could.
No.
It started off with the R word.
Like, right away.
Exactly.
And then the gay cop just grabbed it.
The gay cop grabbed it and said, gay cop's his dad.
It was over and over and over.
I don't think the cop was gay.
Huh?
I don't think it's his dad.
He's just like...
That was my first note when I didn't notice it.
Exactly.
The gay cop is Gordy's dad.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Exactly.
He wasn't...
Did you watch the same movie we watched?
I just think you guys are looking like...
Because this movie is extremely homophobic.
Extremely.
I don't see any homophobic in here.
You mean like it's so straight that it's homophobic?
It's all comedy.
It's all done for comedy.
But, well it's not...
Normally in your normal life you would have watched some of the scenes out of this movie
as the cop standing there just pounding the guy in the back
and said, this is not acceptable.
But in this world it is.
Which is fine.
Because you're suspending disbelief.
Now have you ever heard of Parallel Universe?
No, I'm just kidding.
Parallel Universe.
I don't remember exactly the scene you're talking about.
Anybody getting pounded?
No, no, hold on.
I don't remember the pounding scene.
I...
What I do...
Okay.
In hindsight there's maybe a few...
Homophobic jokes?
Not homophobic.
They're...
Because I don't even think they were bad taste.
Like there is a moment where the cop turns to give a man a hug
after his son does the wrestling thing at the end.
And then he backs up and does like a quick handshake instead.
That's him being homophobic.
But I don't think that that's a homophobic joke against the gay community.
And they might...
The two characters...
I think that's just making fun of like cops and how like manly a cop is.
Also, okay, I have an interjection.
I have an interjection.
At the time, and I'm not paraphrasing because I was a wrestling fan in 2000, right?
If you're a 13 year old kid with a stone cold shirt on
people will see that you're into wrestling.
They think you're gay.
Yeah.
They think you're gay because the concept of wrestling is two men and greased up boots and tights
getting in the ring and making a play fight that you're supposed to believe
and then pinning each other or mounting each other.
If you're in...
Now in 2024, I see what you're saying because this wouldn't have played because like
these people like wouldn't watch...
People like look at wrestling now and they do not call it gay.
It's not gay to like...
There's a body of adults my age that are like huge WWE fans.
People are like, oh, that's cool.
You know, like they don't... you don't get the shit.
So I think the movie, I don't think anybody's necessarily right in that opinion
because I see what you're both saying.
But I think the reason the dad is like cops are so manly.
Cops hate wrestling.
Cops make fun of people.
Like I never knew a cop who was like, I love WWF man.
That's cool.
He's like, gay.
I know people who love WWF who became cops.
I think you have David Arquette's character who the dad does not see as a man running off to
wrestle other grown men.
And so his storyline is the cop, the dad cop is like coming to terms with his son's...
Not gay.
His son is not gay.
He doesn't believe his son likes men.
His gay hobby like wrestling is gay.
Exactly.
It's gay as a pejorative term, K versus cool.
Right?
Like you were like you like the lame hobby.
That didn't come off to me.
That's how... but I'm saying that's...
I think they were just playing.
That's what dad was like starting to see.
There is a parallel there, but it's not that he thinks that his like...
They go to the King's trailer.
They see that he's in a dress and they're like, Scott Conn's like, I give up.
Let's go home.
He's wearing a dress.
Oh, yeah.
About to leave.
King by the way.
So wait, let me just say this then.
They make the best of the humor.
It's just the style of humor.
Fine, fine, fine.
They couldn't make this exact movie today.
But if you're talking about the...
If they were to reboot Ready to Rumble and have two trailer park boys working sewage,
trying to do some wrestling shit with wrestlers who are current today,
it would absolutely do well for the wrestling community.
And I think the wrestling community is big.
I think you're right.
I think the WWE games despite all their hilarious glitches that they have are really big selling games.
People love playing those online.
There's a big crossover game.
I know people who...
I know people who love wrestling so much that they do a D&D style game
where they each play as a fake wrestler, as their character.
And they come out and it's like you're confronted.
It's like an insane...
This movie is made for those people.
It sounds amazing, right?
That's all I'm saying.
This movie is made for those wrestling fans.
All the jokes in your work.
And what I'm telling you is the outside world, they don't work.
I think the outside world can understand what's going on.
Well, if you were in the outside world watching that movie,
you were laughing because you related to the dad because you thought wrestling was stupid.
But if you're a mark for wrestling, you resonated with David Arquette's character
because you knew what it was like to be like maybe I don't like basketball or football.
I like professional wrestling.
And my dad's like that's fake ass bullshit.
It's how you look dumb with wrestling.
I gotta shoot that down too because I don't know jack shit about wrestling.
Like I liked Goldberg when I was a kid.
That was my favorite wrestler.
So how did you sit with you then?
I liked the movie because I liked how Goldberg was in it.
Like the opening sequence where it shows all the old school figures.
I only recognized Hogan and Andre and that was it.
I didn't know any of the other wrestlers in it.
I saw Goldberg was in it in the beginning.
Also my mom who knows even less about wrestling than me walked by and she's like,
oh, I love this movie.
Yeah, it does a great movie.
And in contrast, if you want to see like Ready to Rumble was one of the biggest wrestling movies ever.
Not a movie with wrestlers in it, but a wrestling centric movie, right?
The second one to it has been the recently released Iron Claw.
That's what they are.
Which got a bunch of grant which has been nominated a bet.
And that's like but you see how they how they treat wrestling different.
What is cartoonish and over the top and like ridiculous like the wrestler.
Yeah, or to the wrestler.
That was not based off of the real carrot.
This was based off of the real organization like WCW is in Ready to Rumble and
the Iron Claw is about WCCW which is Southwest with Southwest West.
There's some lost video.
Okay.
Oh battery.
Yeah, we can switch out the battery.
Your camera man, Brandon.
Thank you.
So that was so that was like different, you know what I mean?
But like where it's actually about the industry.
So and you can see how they they tell the story differently now because everybody
knows what you know, that's the session is changed.
Yeah.
Well the industry itself the way the wrestlers are treated in the real world
and all the shit that's come from the whole different conditions that these
wrestlers have worked under for so long.
It's horrific.
It's almost like a zoo treatment.
I feel like a human being.
You know how long ago that really was though.
No, no, this is still going on.
Yeah, absolutely motions.
It's how many wrestlers come out of retirement or come out of whatever and they
go like hey, this was awful.
We only got paid this much money to do to break ourselves in the kind of contract.
But that was a lot of that was the truth of the matter is is when a lot of them do
talk about it.
They talk about it like that.
It does suck.
But I mean, it's an addiction to them.
Yeah, right.
You get to go out and like all these people are screaming your fucking name.
I mean, you know, I mean like you know, like I do stand up.
Comedy for a lot of the same reasons, right?
It's addictive to be a reaction.
I agree that we should unionize and have Anthony start paying us.
Every show Anthony.
Yeah, every wrestler.
So it's like so there is an addiction to it.
So a lot of these wrestlers, they're like there was unfair treatment.
You all right on the one hand like yeah, I don't have health insurance.
You know what I mean?
And yeah, this company that I have to I have to pay I have to travel everywhere.
Right.
But also while other guys are clocking into a nine to five, right?
I'm like lacing up these boots to go out there to have like this 30 minute match
with these guys that are screaming my name and banging these ring girls.
Yeah, yeah, everybody worships me.
They fucking idolize me for this character.
Well, it's more than one night most of the time too.
They what?
More than one night most of the time.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, sometimes two or three times.
I mean, it's like that the rush of that, you know what I mean?
They're like, you know, that was that was the sacrifice.
It was like, you're right.
If we can if if you got paid just enough to go out and be a stand up comic
and it paid for just everything you need it to be out for just enough.
Like is what you're kind of making now, but you could just do traveling stand up.
Yeah, because you're like and it's like, yeah, I pay for everything.
And yeah, I'm eating different shit.
But you know, like every night at the hotel and all this crap, you know,
it's like if you were on tour, you know, I mean like you're living poor.
You're like, I got to make I got to go to these next time.
These next time.
A lot of like when you're young, but when but when their people are screaming
your name from show to show and you're like and you know that your friend back home,
he's he's going to work fucking at the at the office max the next day, right?
And he's going to like run a gym or he's going to like he's going to go be a bag.
I'm at Walmart.
That guy is sitting there every day just wishing he was you looking for DDP yoga.
Oh, yeah. DDP yoga is a big thing.
Oh, yeah.
Mm hmm.
Now he was the other guy in this movie.
Diamond House patrons.
They are the main main villain.
Main villain.
Yeah.
All of you.
You're about to do one of our personal work.
I'm going to go.
Oh, right.
Copyright.
All right.
There we go.
Yeah.
We'll just have this running in the background.
Yeah.
We had DDP yoga.
Yeah.
I'm just moving.
It's pretty epic.
Like what he was like probably in his 40s when this movie came out to you.
That's what the crazy thing.
He was first movie where the sorry is that the first movie where the villain doesn't get any hate,
but the hero did.
Who's the hero?
Oh, David Arquette.
Maybe like through the audio.
Like through the receiver.
No, because all of the wrestlers at the time knew this was a big one.
They knew the ship was sinking off of.
Why would they put Oliver Platt and not one of the wrestlers?
That was a weird choice.
It was a very weird choice, I think, because like you hear me out on this.
Hear me out on why this is genius.
Can I guess?
Yeah, I got it.
Can I guess the motive?
If they put any wrestler other than someone who wasn't a wrestler in this,
then they would have declared via movie who was the best wrestler.
Like if Stone Cold was the guy who was like the one who wins at the end,
he's the king or whatever.
If they had picked a baby face, you're saying they'd have been picking.
Or if they picked anyone, if they picked Goldberg, if they picked DDP to be the fucking main guy.
I can answer.
I mean, I've never read this, but I'm going to give it my best guess.
Two things really were happening with Oliver Platt.
One, he has the look of a classic like 70s 80s off the bar stool kind of wrestler.
Yes, right.
With like the Barry Windham physique, etc.
And he really not only does he look like but his character is the king.
He is Jerry the King Waller who is infamous with his Andy Kaufman rivalry.
Like he was like big where he's wrestling to this day.
He's one of the biggest.
He was a direct.
I think there is a collaboration between their like, listen, this guy looks like Jerry the King.
We don't I mean, it's it's and it's not about like because Jerry the King was an announcer for the WVS.
They were their direct rival.
But you also get that that cycle.
I would say that you get the WF fans without saying it's the WVF character.
And Jerry, if you if you know anything about wrestling, you have like this kind of reverence for Jerry the King Lawler.
He's almost the you almost like if you it's like you get the two things like he just looked like a fucking Jerry the King.
Us wrestler, his finisher in the movies, the Piledriver, which was Jerry the King Lawler's.
Or do we have the crown? But he did it off.
So the crown.
Yeah. So like so they're looking for a character that he fucking he might as well.
He fit into this movie more as a wrestler than David or can't really fit into wrestling.
Right. You know, I mean, but his personality was based on Rick Flair is kind of what they is what they went for when they created the character.
Yeah. He's also the ultimate cocksucker like wrestler in the fact.
So why not use Rick Flair?
He's like he hit by the WWE.
What could have been contractual with the WWE?
I think we're in close with WWF.
You could have put a WWF.
We use WCW.
But he's when he left their company, he left on very poor terms.
They should have done it as an indie wrestling circuit, which I mean not should have.
I like this one.
But if they did it again, it would be more interesting watching indie people.
I've seen that.
OK, have you seen that show?
I think I don't know if it's called Heels or is it called Heels?
Have you watched it's Arrow? The guy that played Arrow?
Yeah, Stephen Amell.
He plays like a guy taking over his dad's indie wrestling circuit.
Like his dad was like a mini Vince McMahon.
Yeah.
Have you watched it?
Yes.
Oh, so good.
What do you think?
It gets it right.
Like that's what I'm saying.
Like wrestling is done with a different reference now than this movie.
It's not right.
If we're talking about it was done today, I think Heels is what we get.
I think this is what except that's a drama.
This is you could you imagine like if this really happened in real life,
like a rogue wrestler jumps into the company like how many wheels are turning to be like,
oh, now we got to fucking do this like the backstage of it all.
Like setting up like this death match of a triple cage.
Bro, the moment a guy jumps away a motorcycle into the ring.
How many violations does that?
OK, the law.
By the way, when that happened, I thought that was Gordy's dad showing up to shoot everybody.
I did too.
I thought it was the dad too.
Well, I love that part.
OK, I mean it's it's.
The only thing I hate about this movie is the dumb rap.
And like the beginning, like there's the you could cut that out and no one would.
No, no, the rap that the fucking king does when he goes to the.
Oh, yeah.
I was like, yeah, I was like that's that's the only thing I hate about this movie.
His little chant that he makes.
Yeah, I'm like, what is this?
Sal, Sal Baldini, the old wrestler that like teaches in the ropes.
That's Bob.
That is Bob.
And guess what?
That actor plays a character in Entourage as well.
And his name in that show is Bob.
Is Bob.
Everything's linking together.
He was also kind of an homage.
I felt like not Stu Hart,
but like the guys that were like the gym trainers for wrestlers back in the day.
Because like those guys would like it's a work, right?
But the big part of the business back like you mean,
it kind of all came to a conclusion in the 2000s.
But the character that's based off of is someone that was like teaching real painful wrestling first,
even kind of fucked you up to see if you would like come back.
You can see the Rocky in this movie.
If you look at the storyline, you can see Rocky throughout this movie.
Yeah, so he teaches him like real wrestling.
You know, like they two or three.
You see the same tropes like Rocky five or six because.
Which one of these guys is the best?
In the beginning somewhere, Ryan, you probably know this.
There's that one guy with the black tank top and looks like the bonesaw in the Spider Man.
Yeah, that's Macho Man.
That's Macho Man.
He also see other wrestlers you see is Rey Mysterio.
Yeah, without his mask.
Without his mask.
He's the first one that jumps on the guy and does like a hirakirana.
Oh, okay.
Or if you're a WCW, it's called what's the style?
They definitely use the WCW.
What's Steiner call it?
Oh, Frankensteiner.
Frankensteiner.
Is it the Black Widow move?
The one that Black Widow does all the time?
That's a hirakirana.
That's a bit of a different move where a dragon does.
It's like.
Is it not similar?
Is it not wrap your legs around someone's head and.
Okay, well, it's really offensive to wrestlers, okay?
What move are we talking about?
Describe it to me.
He jumps on to him like face first.
And he does like a backflip and the guy flops onto his back.
I feel like I just described that.
Part of this is just the 2000 of this movie.
I mean, like I like the movie overall.
It's okay.
This movie is okay overall, but it's so 2000 to me.
There's so many things about it.
I love it.
Well, also technically.
It's like so white and so like.
This is one of my favorite movies of all times, by the way.
Yeah.
It's up there for me too.
I like watching it, but it was nostalgic.
Bad time to follow up.
It's so white.
This is one of my favorite movies of all time.
Is this just German?
Right.
It's no problem.
Very German.
Yeah.
I put just a few notes in the beginning when he put his finger
in his asshole and tricked him with the slushie.
Got to try that in real life.
Super gross.
His dad molested his friend.
I thought that was funny.
His dad molested his friend.
I think when he had all the dripping shit juice out of the
little porcupine and it falls all over his gloves.
If you just watch him in the background, he's wiping his
face off.
And it's just like just I'm just like very funny.
And then immediately after they're eating burgers and it's
just dripping right next to him.
Like they're getting so much use out of this porcupine a bit.
I like the fact that randomly a bunch of toilet paper fall on
the road next to a bunch of shit.
I like that the firefighters are cleaning up and they're like
why do we got to clean up this shit?
The cops are like we're not going to fucking do it.
Right there they have a big continuity error too because
everyone gets splattered with the shit and then the next
scene Gordy and Sean are cleaned.
Oh, I'm sorry.
One thing is like they just started cleaning up the shit
and then a truck comes in.
They didn't set up cones or anything.
And then also to clean everything up then they just leave
these two guys on the fucking side of the road.
If you were a cop or firefighter in that situation and they
made you clean up a bunch of shit you'd be like alright fuck
you guys.
The tow truck guy was like nah, not going to do it.
I just love the line that he says after they crash.
I kind of always like the smell.
It smells like French toast.
French toast with shit on it.
French toast dipped in shit.
They go through that drive through and they're hitting on
the chicken and she throws the bag at them.
Oh yeah.
Those french fries if you look at it those french fries are
not even cooked.
They're like gray as fuck.
They did look frozen.
I noticed that probably because they didn't want to throw
hot fries at them and because they didn't want to waste
they didn't want to just keep cooking fries for every
day or whatever.
Cut.
Oh God we got to do it again.
I just want to point out the ending.
Sean who hooks up with the girl that had a crush on him and
starts screaming I love him I love him right at the end.
The very last shot we get is him the hot ass one of the
hot ass nitro girls giving him like a hey what's up baby and
him going like yeah and then getting in the car and then
Dewey and his chick going in or whatever or whatever and
then they bounce.
Yeah.
Where's the chick?
I think he doesn't end up with her.
I think he abandoned her immediately and is now hooking
up with nitro girls.
I think Sean's a fucking asshole.
And then to follow that up there's a blooper at the very
end.
The inset credits are great.
There's a blooper and I kept calling him Dewey I forget his
name but Dewey's look he's it's a blooper where he's staring
at the Gordie where he's staring at the girls breasts
the main nitro girls.
It says they're so big.
Rose McGuinn.
And so he's staring at her and he's like he couldn't come
up with a thing but he's like but then he's like I can't
stop staring at him look at her face because she turns around
and she is not having this like she felt uncomfortable in
that moment.
You could tell because she looks at the camera like like
help me help me.
Like what's going on and then she moves around rolls her eyes
and walks away while he's just because remember he it doesn't
stop there.
He goes like he goes like fucking weird on her.
She says I feel uncomfortable.
She's like this is weird.
You're so weird.
Watch that blooper again.
It's one of the most uncomfortable.
Right.
Great.
Like why did they leave that in there?
He looks like a creep.
I'm sorry David Arquette.
You're probably nice guy.
I like the screen movies, but when you were younger in 2000
don't forget he had to have to look at his big sister's
tits his whole life.
What Patricia Arquette.
Oh Jesus.
That was just a weird.
Just say it.
I know.
I don't think that's what it was looking at.
What was she partridge?
What's partridge Arquette in?
Oh my God.
I forget what she's in.
She played well for one thing.
She played that psychic girl that for 10 years on TV.
She was a psychic.
Medium?
Medium.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think she was also in Little Nicky.
She's in a lot of stuff.
I don't know.
She's very very famous.
She's more famous than him.
So at this point probably not today.
She was in 2000.
Okay, because everyone loves them some David Arquette now.
Yes.
Do you guys watch the most recent screen movies?
Although you have to realize you have to think about
things like like your mother, my mother.
Most of those people have no idea who he is because they don't
want screen.
My mother, she's a huge David Arquette fan.
She's got a poster on her locker.
It was high school.
Sure.
High school.
Your mother's high school.
So I'm just saying David Arquette's age appropriateness
is not doesn't fit into a lot of a lot of people over 40
don't really know who he is.
Do you know the who the main villain was supposed to be in
this?
Who?
Who got fired before it filmed?
Who?
It's Eric Bischoff.
That's who they wrote.
Bischoff?
The Sinclair guy is supposed to be Eric Bischoff the whole
time.
Yeah, and they changed some things because they're like,
well now he would have a NDA.
So now we can't disclose like a bunch of stuff.
So they had a Bischoff.
He's the main WCW like he was the Vincent.
He was basically the Vincent man character.
He wasn't the owner, but he was the character.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's like a have you guys how many of you so attitude
era is what I watched primarily Stone Cold the Rock,
Mick Foley, right?
Goldberg, right?
I watched a little bit of WCW.
They were all baby faces when I was watching.
It's hilarious because those are the baby faces from what
I was watching.
What exactly makes it a baby face?
They're the good guys.
The good guys.
Well, no, but they went through arcs all of them.
They're the younger.
The Rock was a bad guy at one point.
The Rock started as a bad guy.
Yeah, the Rock started as a bad guy.
Mick Foley was three dudes.
Yeah.
He was Cactus Jack.
Mankind was his only heel character and heel loosely.
Yeah, because people love Mankind.
Not at first though.
But that's the whole soap opera of it is changing from heel
to good guy, good guy to bad guy.
I think people love Mankind because of how much damage he
put himself through.
I mean look at Hulk.
Hulk Hogan.
No, not Hulk Hogan.
From the biggest heel to the biggest good guy.
Well, Hulk Hogan like ruined his name by today.
He's not.
Yeah, a lot of people don't like him.
Was it that drunk video of him screaming at his daughter?
I don't know.
There's a lot of different things.
Hulk Hogan has done a lot of stuff.
Did you see him get interrogated by a judge?
Yeah, but he's still one of the best wrestlers of all time.
You can take away what it's kind of like singers.
We're talking about Michael Jackson.
Is he going to listen to Michael Jackson?
You can also look at best wrestlers of all time with quotes
because it's who did the best performance?
Who?
Well, just because Hulk Hogan was the most popular guy during
the Hulkamania and a bunch of kids bought his fucking lunch
pails and stuff and because he was popular and he started
some movies and shit.
I wouldn't put him in my mind.
He was a good heel also.
But in my mind, he doesn't rank for me best wrestler of all
time because in my mind, it's all subjective.
I think there's a hall of fame and there's lists or whatever,
but for me it's subjective.
My best wrestlers of all time are probably the ones I grew
up with which would be Stone Cold, The Rock, Mick Foley,
Same with music, same with anything.
Right.
It's Rey Mysterio, Undertaker, Kane.
Kane, I love Kane.
He's up there for me.
I think I stopped watching right around the time when Kane
was last on.
See, that's the thing.
If you stop and you start and you're with people.
Right when you see bald ass Kane.
Yeah, that's when he got vindictive though.
He lit a guy on fire.
I think I stopped shortly after that.
I would just stop at that.
He lights JR on fire and everyone's like, what the fuck
is wrong with this guy?
See, I stopped at the beginning of that era.
That's so funny because that's what we're saying.
That's the ruthless era.
See, that's the ruthless aggression era.
Yeah.
So I argue that that era is better than bad, too, there.
Sure.
Oh.
So you like the era where you look back to your era.
I couldn't even tell you because really I stopped watching.
Hulk and Andre and all those guys were gone once they got
old and out.
I was done.
So it's what I'm saying.
I've catched Goldberg here and there.
There's some storyline that I'll see because it crosses
into mainstream.
Once in a while, a wrestling storyline will cross into
mainstream.
Guy falls, breaks his neck.
Sure.
Whatever.
It crosses into mainstream news once in a while.
You go back and you look and you see the storylines that
are going on.
So that's why you didn't care for this movie.
We're all-
That's what I'm saying.
We all like-
I mean, besides Austin, we liked wrestling at some point
in our lives.
I did, too.
But back in the-
I liked it at some point.
Three days way before August.
I remember getting those big dolls of them.
Yeah, Wrestle With Us.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was a huge-
Wrestle Buddies.
I had a Wrestle Buddy or whatever it was.
Yeah.
What's crazy-
I had a couple of those.
I think Undertaker and Stone Cold.
Goldberg's a trip though.
Goldberg in this movie looks the exact same as he does
today.
It is 27 years ago, 23 years ago.
It's a trip.
Goldberg is the same-
DDP looks-
That's DDP.
You were watching DDP.
Yeah.
In yoga right now.
He looks better now.
He actually looks better now than he did.
25 years ago.
That's part of the yoga.
Versus getting the shit beat out of you all the time.
Well, like this yoga, he's-
Like you gotta think, that thing's just plywood.
No, not plywood.
It's like boards that they fall on, you know, on the map.
There's like-
Yeah.
There's like half an inch of-
Sure.
Oh, no, yeah.
It's still-
Destroy their bodies.
Yeah.
That's what I said.
That's why he's in better shape now.
He's not doing that anymore.
Yeah.
For the people listening at home, we're just watching.
In the background, there's just-
We're just playing DDP yoga.
He's doing the Cobra Pro.
He's doing the-
This is the Diamond Cutter one.
Yeah, Cobra, Down Dog.
Yeah.
He didn't vent every move.
No.
Hardly any of these actually.
Well, no, every one of them is- he just renamed-
It's the style of Aladair, because he does it impactful.
In a certain pattern.
Yeah.
Right.
It's- that's his- that's his thing.
But also, and this is designed for like older people, like my dad's age or whatever.
Your age, Mike.
Honestly, you should be doing DDP yoga.
Yeah.
Which era's age?
I kinda was.
Have you seen the- have you seen the guy's transformation from DDP yoga?
I'm actually trying, honestly.
You should look it up.
It's crazy.
It's like a five-minute video.
He can watch it right now and he can- he could- he could react to it.
Yeah, the guy was like in crutches and like-
Oh wait, no, I have seen it.
And he's like doing what?
He's doing DDP yoga?
Yeah.
Handstands.
Yeah, he's doing handstands now.
It's crazy.
Same thing.
I thought that- there was one part of this movie that was just 90s as fuck.
When they- they- they run into the Shermanator.
No.
It was on-
Yeah.
Gets on his fucking iMac computer.
Goes to hacker.com or whatever.
And then he's like in the background with a watchman.
Shhh, my mom will hear you.
Yeah.
My mom will hear you.
That hacking scene was worse than the entire movie of hackers with Angelina Jolie.
They could have brought- like, they could have used that hacker guy more in the movie.
They just- he tracks down his relatives for him and then that's it.
He's gone.
And they could have called- he could have came and like helped at the end of the movie or something.
Like, set off some pyrotechnics to fuck off a guy.
Like, no.
Yeah, his dad said that's for pussies.
They could have used him again.
Yeah, they could have- like, you're right, that could have been a whole subplot.
When she shows up, I got you guys, and he rigs the pyrotechnics so that they get like a better entrance or whatever.
Wasn't he one of the people watching in like, chair and lawn?
Yeah.
Yeah, but that just felt like a tag.
Just like the old lady.
We never got to see her in a tight shirt.
We got to see her in a dominatrix outfit- well, her whatever outfit that she's wearing, her leather outfit.
We never got to see the tight wrestling shirt, which we're all waiting for, right?
Interesting thought.
Follow us.
This is the old lady from that one.
I do want to say this movie probably has like one of the best soundtracks.
Yeah.
I'm very curious though, like you like the movie, right?
So you say it's one of your favorite movies, but you also say it destroyed WCW.
So is that a good thing?
WCW needed to fall.
That's what I was asking.
That's what I'm asking.
I think it's a heart from the artist.
But it's not a fan of that era or that knowing what was going on.
Well, WCW was going down the old-
Was it going down anyway?
Yeah, oh yeah, it was really bad by that point.
I think that movie was like one of the few good things that kind of came out of the end.
Yeah.
Ironically enough, because like, I kind of, I thought, you know, wrestling fans are real harsh, man.
They're really hard to please.
What did you just say? They must say, hate me that I'm a camp man.
Yeah, he had to go on a whole redemption arc for like hardcore fans.
You know, I'm not, I'm into it.
Sure, but not-
But I'm not like-
You don't believe it.
...cessible.
Yeah, you know, like there's a lot of people that are like,
oh, the reason that they're going to sign this guy to this thing is because in the backstage area,
there was beef between this guy.
Like, I don't know any of that stuff, right?
But I do follow the storylines.
I follow their careers, you know, the wrestling careers.
There's one thing I know.
There's one thing I know about current wrestling.
Brett Wyatt.
I think his name's Brett.
Brett Wyatt.
Brett Wyatt looks like Zach's brother.
What?
Zach looks like, Zach, you look like you could be part of his little dark-
I wouldn't have wanted to.
He's dead, right?
Dark swamp family.
He's what?
He died this year.
Yeah.
Wrestler?
Yep.
From?
He's like 36 or something.
But, drugs or alcohol or-
No, this was, he had a genetic thing.
Yeah, I think that came from-
Oh, something like a heart attack or whatever, okay.
Yeah.
Weak powers.
The actor that played King,
it looks like Andy, but God hates him and gave him some immune deficiency or something.
Thank you.
You talking about Andy or-
You look way better.
I'm the better version.
You said I'm a better, no, I'm a better Oliver Platt.
I'm a better Oliver Platt.
I actually really like Oliver Platt in this movie.
I do too.
I like Oliver Platt in a lot of movies.
No, he's a good-
No, I like Oliver Platt.
I just thought in the movie, why not use the fame of a wrestler versus-
I just think it's funny, like, he loses the title and within 48 hours, he's already dressing in girl clothes.
Yeah.
And he spites himself.
Yeah.
Hiding.
This movie presented a great mystery too, if anyone caught it.
If you have one nut, is it still your left nut?
That was a great one.
That's a great one.
Yes.
Doesn't it just depend?
Phone in with your answer.
Yes.
That's the second question.
You can tell us about the first time you got high or that's a serious question.
It's kind of like is a pizza a hot dog.
And the number again is-
877-
7-07-02-829-0117.
You'll memorize it quicker.
Man, I'll tell you right now, that bell ringer got me so high that I'm actively expecting
right now for people to start calling in.
For something we're recording that I'm going to release weeks from now.
Right, yeah.
I have a question.
Does Sting's makeup count as blackface?
No.
That's whiteface.
That's mostly white.
Yeah, it's mostly white.
Blackface.
I'm trying to get Sting canceled.
Hey, he's retired this year, okay?
He's retiring like next month or something like that.
Yeah, he's still wrestling.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
He's in AEW.
They're real addicted to it.
Well, you say that, but isn't the Rock back or whatever?
No.
Not the Rock.
He made an appearance not too long ago.
I think Goldberg's holding the belt right now.
No.
He's out of wrestling.
Is it Sting older than him?
I like all the movies he was in.
He was in that Looney Tunes back then.
Sting is older than the Rock.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, no.
Goldberg, a lot of fans, he has a lot of hate.
Goldberg does.
Yeah, one of my friends hates the fuck out of Goldberg.
I have a dislike for him because he ended Bret Hart's career.
Yeah.
I was looking for a specific Japanese wrestling game.
If you say the Hitman, what do you say Bret's name?
Bret, the Hitman Hart.
Who's that?
What do you like to play?
Sting or Chippenpa?
Oh, Jesus, we're going to go there.
Chris Benoit?
Chris Benoit.
Yeah, is it, it has enough time passed that you could admit it's, no?
No.
Wait, can you admit what?
It was kind of funny he hung himself on a bow flex.
Okay, I mean, yeah.
We're laughing, yeah, but.
That is a funny way to go as a wrestler.
Yeah.
If it had just been him, a little funnier.
Yeah.
No, if it was just him, then everyone would be.
I think if I was to guess what really taters people about that whole situation would be
the dead children.
Yeah.
I think what really pissed off the wrestling fans.
I think what pissed off the wrestling fans is he went from baby fat to a big fat fat guy
and he went from baby face to heel.
Real, real quick.
Yeah.
If you're married.
To the K-Fab.
The K-Fab.
Yeah.
If you're married, you can understand thinking about murdering your wife and children.
But to do it, you know.
I really never think about that.
How about you?
Do you ever think about that?
Never, right?
Zach, he improvs wholly.
Remember everything he says.
It's just off the cuff.
We never think about that.
And the points don't matter.
We never think about that.
Why are you winking at me?
Today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today,
Today equate that to that whole situation to like the CTE—
Oh shit.
Yeah, yeah, they've—
Oh no.
Yeah.
He's a—
Who do you respond to more?
houseурist, steroid.
Like, Do people like football more, so they can only care about it for football players
and not wrestlers?
I think that's exactly what you're talking about.
Well, no, I'm sure I think CTE's gotta be about…
I think if you're a wrestling fan, you're a football fan.
Yeah, they're similar in that.
But they've gotta, the CTE's gotta be rampant in them as well.
No, that's not true.
I'm not a football fan.
I'll tell you what.
I'm not most sports fan.
I'll tell you why.
It takes too long. I don't have three or four hours to watch
Sorry, I have three or four hours, okay
Yeah, I'm not gonna spend them watching commercials
I if a football game if they were just like a we're gonna get this shit done in an hour
Then you like we don't give a shit. Well, let's go you get one
You get notable you get one exactly. That's why maybe I started
That day right there were if football games basketball games, whatever it's like here's halftime
We're gonna cram you with five minutes of commercials go pee whatever we're gonna do go make dinner
and then we get back to it and it's non-stop and you get to use more of the bench because you're
No, you see more of the bench you build better teams you build better overall
How do you get between a play within two seconds, you know, like this one?
football's kind of possible
I'm not saying we play a game at 1.5 speed and we have the referee going
What I'm saying is what I'm saying is instead of a commercial every three minutes or every four minutes of play I say we get
Just the game right and then a chunk of commercials every every now and then I don't know
I like the idea of doing course they did a quarter commercial free last last week's games
And it is saved about five minutes off the game
So we did that for all four quarters and say well they have to fill it with all that stuff because the actual gameplay of football
They said it's like a two-hour game, but it's only like 20 minutes of actual play. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, well, I don't so what I do is if I want to watch football
I go to YouTube and I put in best football shit and I watch just
Just what's that a red zone where just shows you those you all the touchdowns and shit
That's what I want fucking red zone all day long. I mean that just that's the red zones great
What's that they just talk if nothing's happening well
That's why I like games going on at once they just go between the games
It's actually great to watch he's right red zones fan, but I'll tell you this because I don't give a shit about any teams
Whatsoever across any sports?
I don't need to see anything alive, so I just YouTube it and it doesn't matter
I can watch I can watch years old games, and they're probably cool, and I can watch condensed
20 minutes on YouTube where they just cut out the bullshit like that's amazing. That's what I want
Think sporting events are best like at live line. I do have a favorite player
He played for the Browns his name is Andy Rice
And he was a big tall husky black dude, and I love him to death and I wish he had started more movies
He's back in 70s. I don't think he was any movies. I just wish he'd become a star
You know somebody I would have wanted it to be Andy Rice
As Mike pointed out earlier it's the outside events of the kayfabe of football
That's pulling in the outside observer like from wrestling
Yeah, but this movie was a
Like high on the cave like now. Okay, babe's kind of dead. Oh
What are people doing now? Well people like so much internet sound or either they know like all the backstory they know like
Everything just a little just a little for us non fans. Can somebody tell us what the hell?
Is the canon of the is the canon?
Storyline of the interconnected relationship between storyline and fans story of what but it's more than just storyline
Because it also is well. I don't know you don't like like their character
Like if somebody was a bad guy in the 70s right and you saw him at the bar
Like I love your magic get the fuck away from not your fucking teeth out
I think you want to do that guy, but he in his mind. He's like, oh
I'm because it was originally wrestling was a carnival show. Yeah, right. It was a carny gimmick like back in the night early
So there's like so there's there's um, it's a work, you know how all carnival shows games are a work of some kind
So when you have a lot of kayfabe like you're like Chris Jericho's one of the few wrestlers that always did kayfabe
But he's a heel on TV. He would not sign someone's autograph in the airport. Yeah, right. He's right. He's that
2008 he had an altercation because someone like pulled up in the middle of the street, right? That's different
I'm saying he wasn't looking for no no, right. It was just
He's a dick on TV
Right, and if you're a good guy you sign the autograph
And so but you gotta remember that
Like there is the whole idea of protecting kayfabe was to make sure no one knew what it really was, right?
You wanted that all at a time a large majority of fans believed it was real, right?
That's right. Like if you watch
Iron Claw for example, like the von erics would go north and they'd fight like the freebirds in Ohio
Sure, right in that territory and they'd have they'd fucking hate, you know, like think football rivalries, right?
You're from you're you know, how much hate the Cowboys you hate the fucking Kansas City hates who's everything like the Raiders, right?
Yeah, you fucking despise them, right? Yeah, you just see that Jersey and it's like fuck you right? That was the heat
That's real heat. That's what they had back in the public
Right. And so there was like so you would be if you were down in the ring and you're in I'm I'm the bad guy to
You tonight, right? They want Brandon to win like a motherfucker. He's the hometown boy
They're there for you. I want to get them so right if I get stabbed by a fan what Brandon sorry
Just hi fuck like Brendan movie. Yeah fucking Brandon
No, so movie so Brennan tunes me up
You know me if I get stabbed by the crowd that that means they really think I cheated you out of something where I'm gonna beat you
They really heard in your story does they would not be afraid to like throw shit in your eyes to help you
So they believe that that was you needed to maintain
So I have a point I think there's a cave fave when it comes to professional sports fans
I think you have a cave with the cheaps, right? Yeah, so I think that like because here's the weird thing, right?
You pick a team
Probably because you were born
You're either from there. So arbitrarily that's the one that you back because of hometown pride or whatever
right or
You just pick it because you like something about the team at some point and then you stick with it
But what you really like is a logo because the team changes every 10 years
The coach changes every whatever a lot changes every five to ten years
But it's not because like there's a lot of people came like culture fans when not because who the chiefs are
Whatever are there from there they became a fan when Joe Montana went there
For example, they used to be 49ers fans and they went there when Joe Montana went there
But now that he's not on the team, so they were really Joe Montana fan
And then originally and then they became a fan of the team and then if you're a chiefs fan like after Joe Montana to like
You separate my home you suffer so long
It's just a camaraderie thing because they just like you all get to you all get to suffer to get on
But you see it's just like if you see somebody with a Superman hat on I don't know different. Well, I don't immediately
Well, sometimes yeah, sometimes I say hey
Bro, Superman had an opening. It's an opening. What do you think?
Yeah potential friend. Yeah
When I see sports people in sports gear, I don't think shit
I don't I like I think I think like no, I think like what can I talk to them about?
They don't have a white can't they wear a sports thing that has a Superman logo
But if they probably be some sports reference I didn't understand right well, yeah, oh like cool Superman. Yeah, it's like yeah
Yeah, because I'm a wrestling fan. Yeah, because I'm a wrestling fan and I get the way the game is played
Sure, I am a Raiders fan, right and I know they lose constantly. I write a lot of jokes about it
I'm staying with them for the one day they start winning so I can be the heel and start talking shit
They're the constant heels
I lose if you're like Rick Flair, you lose you talk shit after you lose. I say I'm waiting for that
Can I say this? I don't know anything about sports. Yeah, even I hate Raiders
Like Rick Flair then you like the fucking Raider you like the bad guys the guys
They were the ones like pulling off a legal maneuver
Always
Thank you, that's I like to bring some dignity to the
Like so right now
Right the chiefs is a Kansas City Swifties fan so
Like I like I don't know why I like heel so much is like packer fan
I don't like that pretty nice. Yeah, if you go to there and you're the rival team, they like feed you. Yeah
Packers fans are the closest and bills fans are the closest to chiefs fans
They're like that they go tailgating and you just can go that my hope someday wouldn't be fun if some days show up
They'll feed you are the are the socks
White and red are they like that? I don't know that's baseball. That's New York bait or Boston baseball. Yeah
Are they homies are they rivals their rivals though they used to be my rivals back in the day
You know, but cuz everyone hates the Yankees, right? They all hated the
Backed by all the money, right? Yankees have all the money. So everyone hates the Yankees Yankees and Dodgers
Yeah, but but I grew up and those Phillies
I liked the angels
I wonder if somebody's just getting off the sports talk
Hey, this will never fucking happen again, by the way, this is the fried rice
Wrestling a sport is wrestling a sport. Yes
Yes
Wait, what do you say a guy in this basement? I'm like, yeah some guy like jerking off in his room and he just has this playing in the background for background noise
He's got the fucking shit on the screen. Yeah, just a little bit of wrestling a little bit of football
Talk about you to be tree
My answer though, okay, but if I see wrestling as a sport, but does that make hockey also wrestling because it's actually
Sanction that they let people fight first
Ryan it is an out and I love wrestling
Yeah
It's not a sport it's sports entertainment and the reason you put entertainment on the back end of that and not just sport
Is because the outcome is pretty determined
It is athleticism beyond like you know, they mean like
American gladiators sports entertainment or sport now that's sport because it's not predetermined
The black socks makes makes baseball sports
Red socks. No
That is the cheating scandal. No, it's not the old team. It's the scandal where they took money. Well, there's no black socks
Okay. Well, here's no there never was it was the white. Okay, we're good our red socks
Was it the white socks or it was the white socks? There's a they called their black socks that year because they cheated
They took money what theory at it's so they took money which saw a series of red socks the white socks
They oh, no, I totally believe
Fuck there's probably
Black socks when the Phillies they bought out the game. I knew you were gonna do you still I'm watching you Hillary
I see you you drop all night. I'm a man. I drink beer. I play games. I like red socks
I like the energy cigars bad tips and gadgets
I'm sorry. I'll back it up. I'm sorry
What was that so that's Michael Jones that's Alex that really hurts yeah vocal cool
Here's the thing really it realized earlier we get a lot of streaming and then I forgot about the bell ringer
I don't know. I'll tell you about right out and I forgot all about it. That's one of the best endorsements
I can't really just it happened who knows how long ago an hour and a half ago
Did we do an hour just now just do five minutes?
Good lord that hit yes hard
So I really fucking high I got a really good video. You gotta clip that
Alright, we're gonna clip the fuck
That'll be on our brand new tick tock. It's gonna be in our brand new YouTube shorts. Look out for visualizers on YouTube
I'm adding them. I I'm doing AI shit. It's cool. I hope you guys like it
Tell me if you want to see images
Tell me what you guys want to see the comments on the YouTube videos put in like hey
This would be cool if it did this or this or this and I'll throw them in there. Absolutely
So you let me know call the voicemail. Let us know your thoughts about the show
No, it's very easy to get a hold on put it this way if you if you email Andy
He will talk about it for weeks on the pod
Yeah, email if you're like the first person you'll make a fucking character out of it
He'll make the billy he'll talk about it at work non-stop like and he needs this guy's is 2024
And he really needs a win this year. His mental health is deteriorating at an aggressive rate
We're all concerned for him
So please if you feel bad for Andy or you have any pity for Andy's want to throw some pity pictures or some pity tits
Or even call for a pity voice out one seven. Oh two eight two nine. Oh one one seven
seven oh two eight two nine oh one one seven and
I'm just gonna go and chunky males do count for tits. Yeah, okay. Yeah, so he males
We don't discriminate and he just needs to see some some people. Yeah, you see some church melons
You know the church. Oh, don't forget about the church melons. Those are that best. I'm just you the body
I thought your Bob there for a second
Bob comes down lower like this
Point extra like yeah, that was yeah
If you submit a photo of yourself with a fried rice podcast tattoo
Andy will come to your house and what?
You fill in the blank there you fill in the blank there on that right? That's an open check for you
I'll add a lot of a lot of email don't send pictures of you so with a flip the fucking fried rice podcast podcast
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Fried rice podcast at gmail.com it's up it exists
We do our best
We have to do our best like professional wrestlers
My voice is killing me because I of all the screaming in the smoking in the screaming
It was the bell ringer that rung his bell I'm not
My fucking throat feels like skinned alive by
Yeah, I Nick Gage that fucking face is just fucking deep throat
You know I get side his rage is in my throat. I have to drive home tomorrow
And I said I don't want to smoke anymore. Yeah, because like because here of course on Friday's podcast
I keep you guys here for the whole night because it would be irresponsible to send you out in the world after smoking as much
We I know you never have done it
I would like to whenever my many one like so I can't go anywhere with so many people I love that I hang out with
Like family you know they kind of hinder me at home
But if they leave if they take another family vacation without me I will come I'll come pull an all-nighter with you
Oh, yeah, we'll record it. It'll be the Ryan Andy all nighters be this Andy and Andy Ryan sleepover
Or the Ryan and Andy I didn't mean to change the Randy sleepover
Call ourselves Randy you and I are in I don't know because Randy exists
Maybe part of my soul is in your arm
might actually be Randy I if there's if I
I there might be a little bit of you in that puppet because I do get Chucky vibes
I'll be I'll be sometimes. I'll sit there, and I'm practicing. I'm writing something down
I know what he's gonna. I'm like I'll be writing something down my left hand and then out of nowhere. He'll be like
That's pretty good, but I'll be like what the fuck do you know?
What you said about the voodoo dolls is true, and you guys are gonna pull an all-nighter here. There's some poor guy named Randy ice out there in the world somewhere because he's Randy I said this is the voodoo doll
There's a guy that's
Every day for like maybe an hour when I'm bored
Saturday afternoon
He's just not again
He told his wife Martha it's happening again
He's just on the floor bashing me in pain
Your therapist told you there's no hand in your ass it's all an illusion
I
Know
I say because all he feels is this he just feels it contracted
He thinks he's so funny I think he's
How do you know your therapist said that the hand is metaphorical it's in your mind, it's not it's in my ass
Like mr. Ice like you know we can't have you run this heavy crane anymore like he's like oh god. What's he doing now?
Mr. Mr.. Ice what happens what happens when the entities not inside your body?
Oh
Oh sounds more like Randy ice every day. Oh god. It's happening again. Oh
Jesus Christ
Swim back and forth like a puppet
I just blew it and boy are my arms. I stop it
I can't handle these jokes. Oh
Man, that's great. Let's rate this movie B plus B plus fuck it great. What's yours Mike?
Plus fuck yeah
Is it what
Oh
Well the rating system which we didn't even get into is can we go B to W B through F and then W if it's a fucking
Waste of time and this time we didn't even need to get near the bottom because this movie is fucking awesome
Yeah, it might be homophobic attack at times. I don't think it was meant to like make fun of the gays
In any way like so so if that's something that you're worried about I think it's on a scale of one to ten
It's water. It's a one or two on the homophobia scale
There's a lot worse movies out there
I mentioned without a paddle the other week and I think that that's probably like a four or five on the scale like that's
So, you know whatever more frat boy stuff. Yeah, this is fun. Well speaking of frat boy sorority boys
That would be like a eight or a nine
What I'm saying, so
Let's do our Rex for next week, uh, what do you guys got we'll start with Brendan
Okay, start with Austin this is a good one because I don't think we've done any of this guy's movies but true lies
Oh, they just came out with a fucking show or they're coming out with a show. Is it on?
To be true. Yeah, that Arnold yeah, okay. Oh man
You get to see Jamie Lee Curtis sexy dance
I didn't think she was hot in the movie. Yeah, well, that's just you. Okay, fuck it
Let's go there. There's something about good about Jamie Lee Curtis
Yeah, just like in that movie that gives off the the
the wife
Looking for something vibes that is kind of hot. There's a shame fast
There's a lot of yes good. I'm not ashamed faps true eyes. Yeah
On your little your little box VHS. Yeah
Yeah
Why is it always on this scene?
You know because I was thinking about it
Why is it always on this scene, you know, because I was fat
Why does your couch face away from the door and towards the TV?
Well, you know, it's it's it's glare. I don't know. I just don't
All right, yeah
It's
That
To I'm debating on sure one is a fanboys just because he's wearing a Star Wars shirt
Yeah, and that that's a fun one. I just watched this day. We'll remember
and the other one
the other one would be
Fuck you, Larson
Fuck you, Larson. Okay. Yeah, so fanboys being the one about
Well, I've seen it quite a few times that's such a good movie
It's the one about a group of friends taking a friend a group of friends trying to find the the
Script to Phantom Menace or the they're trying to watch the Phantom Menace in a name a very strict timeline for a very specific
Reason it's very funny. It's great. I recommend it if we end up don't watching it
Yeah, please just go if you like Star Wars if you're a Star Wars fan. This is a great
Star Wars adjacent comedy that's very funny
It's a love letter to Star Wars in every way. It's everything you want from like a Star Wars stoner
It's better than any Star Wars is done in the last decade absolutely well wait, I know
No, we could well haven't seen a show clip, but we could talk about band of all your season 2
Oh, yeah, why'd you say?
And I said it with you. I'm sorry. I have a list. I'm sorry
Anyway, and what was your other one? Oh you said a Bucky Larson, which is the David Spade?
Child actor becomes a no Bucky Larson's oh geez, Nick Swarson. Yeah
Okay, what a weird it's probably something something, but it's Nick Swarson. What's what is he doing?
He's one like his parents are like porn stars from back in the 70s. Yeah, so he's trying to become a porn star
Jesus okay, he has like a super small dick and he makes everyone else like feel better about the taste
That's all premise. I got watching the movie. I was like I don't know that's kind of funny all right, but more fanboys
mine uh
Weirdly I didn't go with a con everyone's going like like more up-beat movies. I went uh I have a triple-a tie
I'll run it down to just two I
Want to go with either? Logan's run because I've never seen it. It's a classic, and I've always wanted to watch it
It's a society where would you turn are you flipping me off?
Okay, okay
From the audience that's how listening at home. It was one of those like sly like you know it's just
Just look me up anyway
It's Logan's run. It's a society where when you become like I think 30 or
Or 25 or 26 or whatever they kill you because you they don't want anyone old in the society
And it's like it. I don't know it's retro at 70s
It sounds interesting, but I think the one that's even more interesting is Belko experiment, which is awesome. It's a
a
office building that
All the just like all these like a security gates shut down and they start saying
Welcome to the Belko experiment in the next hour. We need 30 of you dead
Start and then like now you just have these co-workers
Just going at each other's throat with like everything they have trying to cut down to 30 so they can survive in the next round
It gets you
Well, I mean sure it's this one. It's it but in this particular one
It's an office building and it's it's co-workers trying to kill each other
So I think that's different right the cubits isn't it random people. It's random people brought together
Yeah, this is co-workers. These are people that don't know which is a long time
Is the cube the one where like the like the two people like drop down the state like the levels when they have to like fight off each other?
Yeah, and it's a fight. Yeah
Is that the cube?
Sure this one's a little because this is co-workers
It's like if if like I was working at Domino's and I had to kill my you know co-workers
Easy could happen some
pizza knife
The pizza blade from uh
Nick Cage
Anyway, BoCo experiment or Logan's run. You guys still have that like work poker thing?
Yeah, I would grab that. Oh, yeah
Yeah, that distance and it's stabby
Uh Ryan
I won't be here next week. So I
Don't have a movie to throw out there. I am gonna pocket hopefully, you know about to
Okay
Because the one I want to watch if I won't be here next week, I don't want to do it
We can't hear yeah, but like we might not see you get to season three. You'll see me before that. All right
You'll see me before the season. We're gonna see in February 16. You'll see me February 16
16 that an undisclosed location unrelated to that. Come check out Mojave comedy at the
Miracle Mile event center in Bullhead City
Friday February 16th at 8 p.m
Yeah, that's your work. All right
I've got
Mike the way of the gun. Oh
And I got to it basically because it's James Khan Scott's daddy it actually after we watched this movie it was it's
No
In a case of mistaken idea two criminals kidnap a surrogate mother of a wealthy couple at all hell breaks loose
It's a thriller crime drama. That's literally all I know about I need to see
Other than this Benicio del Toro. What's it? Oh, yeah, that's what I'm here the way. Yeah, that's what
You said you said James Cun and I was like I've heard of the way of the gun as a Benicio del Toro Ryan
Philippi movie and I remember it being pretty fucking good
I don't Ryan said the way of the kind in the Bob voice and it's like that's the name of the story of when Bob first
smoked weed
Here's the movie we just watch and I was just like it looked it recommended it based on what we just watched so
That's the AI did that
Yeah, it's it's kind of it's kind of pretty cool
right
So the one that I decided comedy with
Danny McBride, it's called Arizona. Oh
I've heard of that
like Danny McBride
In this darkly comedic story Cassie a real estate agent and single mom struggles to keep it all together during the housing crisis
In 2009 and it's just kind of it looks pretty
Okay
Yeah, that was me yeah
Huge fan. All right, so let's review and let's vote we have
Let's just go quick
Was fanboys
Belko experiment nothing nothing
We're the gun Arizona. Let's go with the bill shake it up. Let's go with who wants fanboys
Two for fanboys art who wants Belko experiment
What's it?
Nobody. All right, who wants way of the gun Ryan Philippi and Benicio de Toro
To I might throw one hat into the ring for that one as well
I get the
God here. Well, you're the god here. I'm the devil here. I'm not gonna get to that. I run this shit
And who wants Arizona with Danny McBride?
So to so I think we're going with way the gun right you didn't vote what would you have picked
This guy was weird ones were like there was a lot of those were good
Yeah, I don't think there was one in there that I was like, you know
Yeah, I kind of want to watch my man listen back in this is start, you know, wait if the gun is good Arizona looks good
fanboys is fuck true lives one of my favorite movies and there's no bad show I was gonna kind of throw in if it was
Like a weird tiebreaker, but I was
Yeah, I think we're sort of leaning all way the gun. Do we feel comfortable about that?
Or do we want to revote? Let's do that. We'll just get down to the two one vote per person
Do we want fanboys?
Do we want way the gun? All right way the gun wins that was super anti-chemetic
We didn't have any music or anything. There was no change in the vote
Literally
Wasted fucking time
Not a single change
He said it the second time and yet there wasn't a change. I wish they had a change, but there wasn't that's the way it was the way
I love the guy
Fucking Trekkies, and I think that I think that this
Officially, I'm gonna do the math with this later makes Mike the
forerunner
By a large margin of movies that we've picked of people that have submitted movies. You had winter of cage you've had
You were assaults on pre-seq 13
Yeah, you were you're now the way the gut literally season two has been I think 90% might it's he puts out bangers though
So anyway, I'm just saying if you guys you guys got to step up your game to match I guess might just keep picking good ones
Speaking of AI I was gonna say this
I'm locked in yes, sir. Okay, so speaking of AI I
Literally I'm like a meme okay, because you could go back
You know those memes where it's like one day living in Germany, you know, and then it's like a week living in Germany
But for me it's like it's like one day after AI I'm just so people like hey look at these pictures
I've made and look at all this stuff that I'm doing one week after I'm AI. I'm like, here's my website
Here's the video live visualizers for all the things like here's here's this here's that I'm restructuring everything
I've come up with a new logo. We're doing like full force. I
Love AI like I know everyone hates it and I know that there's a lot of artists out there
They're just like well, this is making artists obsolete and it kind of is I feel like and you know what if I can still based
If I could train an AI model to just do fried rice podcasts for us. I'll release one every day
I'll release an AI version of the podcast
Like a 10-minute AI version I'd be fucking three hour for 10 hours
You know those videos with 10 hours of listening to fried rice AI fried rice
It'll just be a one of those long go to sleep listening to AI fried rice
With a vaporwave fucking video that I made using AI
I feel bad for the person that wants to go to sleep to that. Oh man. Don't love it because I'll leave it
Cuz what I'll do is I'll tell the AI to make it soft. I'll be like, hey make it
Make it like just a little bit more like a little bit more. We just throw it throws it some Darios in the back
I like whatever older episode was. Every now and then there's some kissing noises. Yeah, hey, hey
There's no fucking kissing noises. Who started that bullshit? Was that Jesse? Is that fucking motherfucking? There's no kissing noises
Exactly exactly. What do you mean? Exactly. There's no kissing noises
I've pushed probably a lot. There's probably none. Well the way the gun looks like a great movie. It's gonna be good
Okay, great. So well, I'll wait till Ryan is done
Any quotes? And where are they at?
Well, of course we got bell ringers. We're gonna have a fucking awesome commercial for that
coming up soon
No, I'll put it at the end like I and then
We also have the show coming up on February 16th, please come out to that if you can it's it's worth it
We're right across from a Laughlin. So it's easy to get hotel rooms
Trust me, like you can go find a cool hotel at a casino. Have yourself a great weekend
I'll probably be free that Saturday to spend time with as many people as I can. We'll go go do something. It'd be great
And other than that
Oh, yeah Anthony Ross we'll be doing Oh Anthony's opening for
Yeah, that's crazy the guy that did cash can for Anthony
Anthony Mitchell, we're very proud of you
It's out for her up there
Yeah, so far you can't
Oh
Very cool. Very cool. So you can see Anthony and Austin and Ryan and myself and probably
Mike and Brennan in the crowd, but then later on on stage
For a Mojave comedy set on February 16th at 8 o'clock
Miracle Mile Event Center. All right, we've done that enough. Fuck. Let's end this thing. I'm waiting
I'm waiting because we got one more person in the bathroom
And I got to find music and then we're gonna so if you guys do you guys have any plugs?
Oh, yes any plugs?
To solve your life problem. Oh, yeah
You guys want to put your tags out that's dipped gravy di K
Check out check out my my buddy Ben Dober's reviews. They'll be coming up soon
It's a friend of mine. We're gonna have watch the
Every same movie every week and do reviews. It'll be online. No, okay. How do they find you bendover.com?
All right
play
Come on. There we go. I don't know what this is. Fuck it. I never know what it is when I first click it
But this is how we had these things
ladies and gentlemen
This Jesus Christ
This is good
the most
antagonistic
Head-to-head
Fuck you brawl of a fried rice podcast. I've attacked everybody here except for probably
Like all right
I think Brendan got off pretty stop free
Well, I miss you mainly you shitting on me yeah
Yeah
But Mike got it the worst of anybody so you can all suck it
If anyone has a right to complain, it's that old bastard right there speaking of Spartans on the screen
You probably went to high school with a few of Spartans and I'm not talking about that's your high school team
What's up from BC tones?
Oh bitch with us as always
It's Ryan Scott cons
identical
AI
Clown that's right. Oh, yeah, baby. We have Michael a be an old
If you typed into if you typed in a I grumpy old man who likes football
You'd get and has also had a heart attack
Larson go chiefs
Brendan I don't know. It's hard to come up with mean things to say
You know what it's Brendan
I don't know
I don't know simply up the bus head
I'm going everybody
With us as always
He drives so far to be here
He got us our first sponsorship
He's becoming a real a real number number three and I respect the hell out of them
I'm gonna take what oh
Cuz I guess because if I were to have a number two like a like a like a right hand or a left-hand man
He's the rock right beer of my Dwight
I love but it
Oh shit is number three. Wait, hold on wait wait
Wait, wait, I've never heard this
Number three stands for come
I know I've never got to go number one. I gotta go number two. I gotta go number three
I just I've never taught that to my kid. You beat a woman nice to meet you. I must go do a number three
You might don't I'm gonna put it number three
She's getting jizzed on
He's absolutely right
Okay
It's like it's like
Speaking of AI
It's like a court thing. They're like and then you did a what on her. I did a number three on her
No, please tell me
What you did like I number three I jizzed all over her
I'm gonna do it on Bing
Come on ask Bing
What's the number three dot dot dot jizz
I'm just gonna say chick gets a number three
I know how to look important
It's gonna show a stock image of a chick at like a subway by like a foot long or something
Yeah, no, I don't think it's come Austin
Austin's been using the word number three wrong
Feral
Fuck you
And with us as always is
Zacky
Let's do some dark some dark
We're gonna do throat singing
He was part of Brett Wyatt's weird song
They're weird people
Fucking
Wally
Oh, you fuck
And I've been your host in your eyes
We've been hell of fried
Thanks to fucking tanning
tanning
Thank you so much. Have a wonderful night
Good night.
Oh hey, it's me, it's Randy Ice.
You're gonna you're gonna meet me later if you haven't already seen me before but if you want to see me live
I'm gonna be on stage at the Miracle Mile event center in Bullhead City, Arizona on February 16th
At 8 p.m. And we're gonna be doing a live comedy show with Andy with me. Yeah
You're gonna be there too along with everybody. Yeah, it's gonna be great. And then what happens afterwards? Well afterwards
We're gonna do a live fried rice podcast recording. Oh shit. Oh my god. That's amazing
Really? Yeah, it's gonna be great. Everyone's gonna be coming. Oh, okay. How much does it cost to get in?
Well, it's funny you should ask because it's the Andy Rice birthday extravaganza. Oh really? It's gonna be a one of those kind of deals
Yeah, so price of admission is is one wrapped present for me. Be creative. Remember, I'm your friend
So please you know, I'm your friend. Oh, yeah, please don't say any gag
Yes, I will be opening these up on on stage. So
Be mindful of that. Yeah. Yeah, no dildos. Okay, shut the fuck up. I don't want people even thinking about that
Anyway, February 16th 8 p.m. Miracle Mile Event Center. Yeah, hopefully we'll see you there.