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And hey everyone, it's Andy.

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So February 16th of this year coming up,

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just a couple weeks or maybe a week or maybe a day

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or maybe it's already past, I don't know how time works

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with these things.

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Anyway, starts at eight o'clock,

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Miracle Mile Event Center in Bullhead City.

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Yeah, come check us out.

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We're gonna be doing a live comedy show,

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bunch of stand-ups, you've seen them all here

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on the show before.

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And then immediately after, it's gonna be

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Fried Rice Podcast in front of a live studio audience.

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It's gonna be the Andy Rice birthday

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spectacular extravaganza.

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So the price of admission is one wrapped present for me,

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which I will open on stage in front of everybody.

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So Miracle Mile Event Center,

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8 p.m. February 16th, Bullhead City, Arizona.

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See you there.

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Hey man, have you ever heard of Fried Rice Podcast?

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Fried Rice Podcast?

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Yeah man, there are podcasts

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that reviews movies and a new one comes out

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every Saturday on YouTube.

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They're sponsored by Bellringers.

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Bellringers?

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Yeah, Bellringers.

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It's a adapter for your bong or hookah.

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And it holds three joints, three blunts,

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three bowls or three dabs.

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Three dabs?

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Yeah man, three dabs.

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So check us out every Saturday on YouTube

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at Fried Rice Podcast, sponsored by Bellringers.

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And that's life?

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Well, maybe yes, little.)

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Let me take my little guest here to Andrew.

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I'm gonna take my guest here.

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Oh my god, you fucked it up.

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I'm gonna let people hear it.

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Fuck you, Ryan.

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Fuck you, world.

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Fuck you, Andrew.

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Fuck you, Andrew.

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What, you're gonna come into my fucking house?

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Yeah, I'm gonna do this to you, Ryan.

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You're gonna come into my fucking house and talk shit about me?

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You will look into the eyes of the devil.

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I'm gonna fuck you sideways.

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And let's get ready to fucking do some fried rice ball gats.

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I'm your host Andy Rice.

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Let's get fried.

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With me as always, it's Ryan, his brother star in the movie, Scott Kong.

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It's time for the show.

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I'm actually gonna sing, actually just for a second, I'm gonna drop the wrestling bit.

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I actually wrote a little song.

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It's by Fort Minor.

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It came out about 10 years ago.

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Okay.

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You wrote that?

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No, he did.

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Where'd you go?

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I miss you so.

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Seems like it's been forever since you've been gone.

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I fucked that up.

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I don't know how it's done, but the lyrics stick with me because you've been gone for

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so long, you fucking asshole.

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I miss you.

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You're a piece of shit.

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You look like the guy that killed John Lennon and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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And it's Ryan Kahn!

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Yeah!

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We have Michael!

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He'll go in the ring and he'll slapstick the shit out of you, Larsen!

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I'll slap your ass, Andy!

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Did you just say you'll slap my ass, Andy?

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Just like this movie, just as homophobic.

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Okay.

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And now we have Brandon!

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Wait, everybody.

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Simply up the buster!

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I'm not slapping anyone's ass.

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I'm not slapping anyone's ass.

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We have Austin!

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He'll fuck you up with a chair!

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He'll fuck you up with a couch!

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He'll throw a peach at your mom!

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It's Austin!

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He's the most vicious and wild and feral of them all!

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Check me out on Club Penguin.

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Check me out on Club Penguin.

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And we have Zacky!

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Can I get a yes and?

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Can I get a yes and?

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Yes and!

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Zacky Improv!

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I'm just glad it's not the God bit anymore.

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What's that?

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I'm just glad it's not the God bit anymore.

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Yeah, I forgot to do the God bit.

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I just thought the yes and thing would be fucked.

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Or the devil bit now.

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Fuck it, who cares?

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I'm MJF, I'm the devil.

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That could be your character for wrestling.

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Devil horse bird.

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It's already been a character like seven times over in wrestling.

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The new one's Adam Cope.

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Who's the new one? Adam?

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You still watch that shit?

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Since today is a wrestling-centric episode,

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I am catching the first wrestling show of 2024 in February.

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Yeah, I'm going to watch AEW in Las Vegas.

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AEW?

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All Elite Wrestling.

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Name one AEW wrestler that I would do.

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Fred!

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Adam Copeland, he's now known as Adam Copeland, but he was Edge.

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Adam Cold?

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Oh, Edge.

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Adam Cole is the new devil.

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Wait, Rootbeard does wrestling now?

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Who?

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Rootbeard.

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RootBandW?

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AEW.

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AEW.

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You know that AEW have, it blew my mind when I found this out when I was in here,

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but they have actual restaurants.

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Tangent alert!

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Like, they have actual burger places.

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Have you been to an AEW?

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Yeah, a thousand times.

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It's not a tangent yet.

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It's been exactly a year.

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It's good.

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So, we'll do what we, it's been a while since the boys have roated yet on the anti-tangent.

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What?

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What?

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This is the perfect episode for this shit!

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It's perfect.

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Because, especially, I need to get out of here today, so it's perfect.

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You guys, slow him down.

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Ryan, you missed the last tangent stopper.

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I told Andy that it stopped recording, and he stopped.

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And then we went back into what I was talking about, and then the tangent regenerated like Wolverine came back.

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You gotta watch out for the tangents, Andy.

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I'm here.

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And I got an entire, like, two, maybe three new impressions related to the wrestling world.

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And the game, Triple H and his boy right over there, Zacky, look at Zack.

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Look at his eyes.

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We're fucking gonna fuck you up.

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We're gonna go, we're gonna take the top rope, and we're gonna lay the smack down.

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Oh, that's my heart.

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Oh, God!

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Is that a quadruple?

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What?

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A quadruple off the rope jump?

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What?

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All right, well, I fucking hate this.

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What?

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What?

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Okay.

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For fans of the show that have listened to whatever the fuck that episode was where this was invented,

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you're welcome, I guess, for having these two fucking people back.

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I can't believe he's here the same day I am.

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This is like fucking...

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That's great.

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Yeah.

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It's been a long time.

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Man, it has been a while since Ryan's been here.

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Thank you.

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I've been busy.

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I didn't even give Zack a hard time because he had legit, like, he was working.

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Well, he just tried not to kill us.

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That wasn't good enough?

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Yeah, I was, I had to fucking...

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Ryan was sick.

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I have not been that sick.

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I was sick last Saturday for the listeners.

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I was supposed to be here.

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I was supposed to terrorize Andy last weekend.

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But I got fucking horrendously ill.

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And I don't know where it came from.

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Like, I was up for 36 hours straight vomiting with migraines.

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I couldn't sleep.

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I was, I was def...

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I was mad at you the whole time.

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I know.

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And I really, I was like, and I kept thinking like, I'm going to make it Saturday.

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I'm going to fucking get better by Saturday.

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Saturday morning I was just vomiting endlessly.

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And I was like, I don't want to give this shit even to Austin.

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And I love fucking Austin.

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I love fucking with Austin.

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But I thought, dude, this might murder Austin.

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You know what I mean?

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I have a little Ryan booty doll.

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I have a little voodoo doll of everybody.

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I was just thinking, voodoo doll worked.

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Yeah.

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I was just saying, so, so with him, I, with you, I just, because you didn't make it and I knew it was bullshit.

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I decided to make you actually sick.

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And so then I was like, you know what?

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12 hours isn't enough.

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Let me do 36 hours of just straight vomit.

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That was awful, man.

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I'm so sorry.

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I left your voodoo doll in the trash.

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And I think that's why you've slowly been coming homeless.

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Oh yeah.

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So sorry.

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I did find it recently.

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I pulled it out.

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You look a lot better this week.

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It's like the Oregon trail getting here.

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You look like you have dysentery.

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I love the years.

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I love the Seattle grunge Austin that we've got.

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I didn't wash easily the hair.

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I haven't.

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No, really.

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I would never guess.

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I have a new hair stylist.

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She's fucked.

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Really?

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That's that.

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That hair hasn't been washed.

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Don't talk shit about Chanel.

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She knows what she's doing.

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I just didn't wash it today.

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I slept in liberally.

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I took a lot of drugs last night to get some rest.

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And I woke up this morning and I thought, man, what am I doing today?

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Oh, it's just a fried rice pie.

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I have to shower for that.

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Did you say just?

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Just a fried rice pie.

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Hurtful.

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This is my favorite day of the week.

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I don't know about you all.

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I look forward to it.

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Except there's video now.

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Except there's video now.

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Of us partaking.

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Oh wait.

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You didn't have it.

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I was getting another bowl for you.

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This is going to get debilitating on camera as well.

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Of what?

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The weed continuously being passed around.

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They can now see how high you guys.

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Yeah, now we can see how glassed over it becomes.

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Look, they get a strong 20 minutes, a weird next 20 minutes, and we typically end strong.

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What happened?

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Smoking on camera?

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TOS violation?

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What's TOS?

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Oh, for who?

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Yeah, like Snoop Dogg never smoked on YouTube.

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But even if I can't monetize our shit on YouTube, I don't care.

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I don't give a shit.

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Motherfuck the man.

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We got sponsors.

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We got motherfucking bell ringers.

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You want to hit three joints at one time?

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I still don't believe it can hit three joints at one time.

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Never seen it.

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Let me see a bell ringer.

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Yeah, here.

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Look at this bell ringer right here.

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Never seen it.

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Just because that's three holes.

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My God, Austin, what is that?

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Is that a bell ringer?

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That's the cool chalk bell ringer.

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That's really close.

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What is that?

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Our sponsor.

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You have to say something like you have to make a bell ringer.

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Slim, beautiful.

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We demonstrated it when we didn't have a camera.

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Jesus.

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And then we got so high, we're like, I don't know if we could ever.

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Why would you admit that?

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You're like, see this thing, camera?

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We used it, not today.

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Last time we didn't have you.

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Yeah, well, we didn't have enough.

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Last time it would have been Brendan and I dying.

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This time you're here, so maybe we can.

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And then you're going to eat those fucking words.

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No, I don't want to smoke that.

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No, you're going to eat three.

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It's a triple joint system.

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It's going to be three jeeters.

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Yeah, but that's the thing is, what if I don't want to?

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You don't have a choice.

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You just talk shit.

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You just call the shop for not doing it.

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Yeah, I'm going to call you guys out because I'm the guest.

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I'll physically force you.

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That was your words, Andy.

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I will force you.

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I'm not even smoking.

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I'll do it so then you have to do it.

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Whoa, whoa.

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Exactly.

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I'm also going to look up ways that corrupt governments, police officers, all this shit

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have forced people to do things against it.

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Physically, I will hold you down with people.

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Remember this is a wrestling episode.

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I will shove a bomb in your mouth.

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You'll be so unpleasant.

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It'll be like when someone refuses to eat and they put a tube in their fucking stomach.

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That's what a duty ride with this fucking triple joint system.

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So stick around.

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Have fun.

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You're going to take three hits off a triple, off the bell ringer.

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I'm going to ring your bell, buddy.

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I'm going to ring your bell.

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Ring your bell with bell ringer.

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Yeah, exactly.

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What?

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What?

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Anyway, yeah, we will do this later.

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I take one joint.

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What?

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I take a second joint.

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What?

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I take a third joint.

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What?

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I put it in the bell ringer.

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What?

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I light them all up.

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What?

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And I smoke them all.

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Every goddamn one.

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What?

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Speaking of bell ringers commercials, yeah, that was pretty good.

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We're not getting bell ringers in commercials.

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Yeah, bet you can clip that there, Andy.

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I'm not doing shit.

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I just moved the mouse.

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So I showed everybody, I showed the crew before the podcast started.

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But if you are a fan of the show and you've been looking at our YouTube stuff and all

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that stuff, we've been adding.

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So many half.

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Visualizers and we've been adding some fun stuff.

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some fun stuff we have a new website fried rice podcast.com we have a phone number that you can call

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uh which i should have memorized yet but not yet but it's right here it's on the website you just

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gotta go to the bottom here it's uh 702-829-0117 again that's 702-829-0117 that's a voicemail you

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can call it at any time and we uh and leave a voicemail you know what let's like have the hours

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are next to it. We're on the website right now like monday tuesday wednesday friday close saturday

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our podcast recording down for 1.5 it's sunday closed yeah it's great it's open 4.20 right

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look how proud he is he's got a blush in his so proud of it i'm so like i won't work into this

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into this go daddy i'm really proud of it so anyway call the voicemail uh right now i want

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you guys to start thinking well we uh if you guys come up with a good what we want this week's

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voicemails to be uh let us know after after after we review the movie so after we review the movie

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come up with try to think of a try to think of a wow that's great to have recorded every week

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why do you why is your laundry always being done right during the podcast it's not my laundry it's

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my towel after i take a shower and i always take a shower right before you guys get here so i have

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a wet towel apparently he owns one towel you know like i you know just you know the towel is new

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you don't hang it up to dry you don't hang out with the dry towel andrew do you know andy

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what is that i feel like it dries your andy net sack sweat to the to my my neck not your your neck

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nut sweat oh yeah i feel like you like dry your shit and then you're like you know what i need

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to do with this i need to put a bunch of hot air on that scent and just bake it into the towel

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and then you put it in the you just refer your your your nut sweat to just a linger well no i just

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put that towel in the in the dirty laundry yeah and then my wife washes it and comes back free

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of my nuts yeah i don't know why so i just wonder what yeah thank you zach for putting out that i

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don't i don't wash my towel every day i probably wash it every other day with my with my laundry

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whatever like i'll throw it in i have two towels but that other but that other towel i leave for

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you animals because you smoke cigarettes and then you come in and you wash you half wash your hands

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then you touch the you touch the towel it smells like fucking cigarettes for days so i leave that

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one out for you guys and i keep mine hidden in the dryer nice and dry that is the most andy

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conversation of all time thank you but our number again is 702-829-0117 call it and uh right now we

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don't have any anything for you to say yet i watched this youtube video of this guy who had

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a voicemail set up and what he did was he just had people tell them about uh either how many times

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they've had sex or the first time they've had sex or if they've had sex right and he got hundreds

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uh hundreds of hundreds of that person anthony uh no no that's anthony mitchell head of mojave

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comedy dot com check it out for details about the upcoming february 16 comedy show uh you know which

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anyway uh and what he did was he played each of these voicemails and what he sat down as a

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so he he was a guy in a garfield suit sitting at a sitting at a in his chair reading a reading the

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newspaper he gets a door like the doorbell rings he gets up i wonder who that must be gets up opens

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the door it's a mannequin with some sort of outfit on and then he just plays the recording of like i

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guess i was 16 and i was with my cousin and we blah blah blah and it's just weird and then he goes oh

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and he shuts the door sits down now it's him in an od outfit he gets up i wonder who that must be

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does it again and then it's him as john he repeats this for six hours it is hundreds and hundreds and

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hundreds and hundreds of takes in which he is he dresses like he's garfield hundreds of times he

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gets up i wonder who that might be opens it up the mannequin is slightly different and there's a

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brand new voicemail of some weird shit you can cut to any point in that six hour cut and you just

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see the sun behind him just moving like it's take it's actually moving forward it's commitment it

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that's what i strive for every day with fried rice podcasts i just want you guys to know when i dream

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of a future it's that weird garfield thing that no one's ever seen which is probably the greatest

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thing on youtube uh do you guys have six hours to kill can we watch this just real quick no

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what no okay fine yeah anyway we're not gonna ask for sex stories not on this show uh but we'll come

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up with something it's the first time you got high oh yes it's a good one for the first one thank you

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thank that's why we keep you around and had sex well she's the first sexual assault you got oh

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jesus christ committed or was it in this movie yeah uh who are you starring in this movie speaking

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of sexual assault oh wow what a transition yeah what a what dark transition i think we might have

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saved that note for later all have different views of this movie but save that note i might

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have never viewed that all save the sexual assault comments for when we get it because i do have

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something maybe that relates to that about this movie yeah not any research i did i'm talking

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about something i watched in the movie i'm talking about what i watched but we'll get we'll get there

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i feel like you always have a different opinion whatever maybe you're the contrarian is how i

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should start introducing you i think it's also an age difference cough cough i should have i should

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it's actually part of my review i wrote is it might be because i'm a different if this had been wwe and

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well hulk hogan and you know not oliver platt so you see wcw got caught out by wwe

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yeah it is a wwe product yeah okay that's yeah so fuck you yeah he just he just he just submitted

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you one two three that's what happens when you come out a wrestling fan yeah and he came in zach

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right there zach picked up the ball i didn't come out no you came at him a little while ago yeah you

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did you sure did and then he came out of the most i'm team everybody no i don't i don't feel that's

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true at all okay there's maybe a somewhat like a negative slant towards mike but but for the most

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part i'm team everybody i do mike's the new old guy i pick on though okay you have a good point

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i love all you guys exactly bro i lost the trouble of here brendan stope he's quiet needs to talk more

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but we also talk over him pay attention to brendan sometimes because you talk over him sometimes

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i'm the new bob he already killed bob what are we doing your chest i don't like this

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let's move on tell us your first time you got high

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i took so long to get there i feel like i got real defensive

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what was the phone number again 702-829-0117 thank you brendan tell us about the first time

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you got high i'll tell you mine i was 16 and i was with uh my friends they they had just

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smoked maybe like a week before this is kind of a tangent no it was just directly related to

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bringing up the phone number the question and now the respect like the tag answering your question

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i think i think you might want to save this for next week oh he's got a game to go to what do we

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have other in two hours yeah in two hours we're good man

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we're good i'm gonna be real honest what is your wrestling character the the fucking uh it's an

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aggressive triple h okay it's an aggressive triple h is triple h in this situation autistic

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yes a little bit because you're kind of sitting there going like i don't know if i should do that

430
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right now okay why are you me are you doing these a bit are you just fucking retarded this week

431
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what's going on this is what would happen this is kind of like yeah yeah well i think you're

432
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awesome again you haven't been here in so long you come in and you really do feel like an outsider

433
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don't you no no i just i got excited another good faction okay i do like the outsiders the movie

434
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are we in a gaggle of mottraman randy savages right now i think so i'm so cool steve austin you

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son of a bitch and then i just wanted to stop you one more time because i thought it'd be funny

436
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well now i've lost the mottramans more the first time you got high no the first time you got high

437
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maybe i should say you were 16 years old yeah we were in a truck truck bed and it was fun

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and we uh no i lost my fucking let's simplify 16 years old how old 31 the first time you got high

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the third time we got first time you got how old just how early 30 16 16 13

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20 20 yeah wow full adult yeah but your grades were better than mine too fucking the way dude i

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have a necessary excuse for a person your grades were a lot better than mine

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and i think weed would have helped me get through algebra too a little bit no trust me

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yes it does not it helps you skip it helps you skip algebra too i help me focus yeah no i didn't

444
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smoke enough weed in high school i think i would have done better if i did i smoked i smoked a

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little bit then i did more as an adult take some of the stress out maybe a lot more a lot more a

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lot more as an adult well wait i shouldn't even say i've done more as an adult i've just done

447
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as an adult like i think it's just who i just i'm you know all the time all day every day uh so

448
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hey let's do the what are we smoking section that's something that we do on the show just

449
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20 minutes of screaming at each other i know this is a wrestling match and brian and i have pent up

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aggression towards each other and a frenemy sort of relationship yeah and adversarial a little bit

451
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of a rivalry we're friends we love each other yeah kind of hate each other a little bit a lot of

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sexual tension a lot of sexual sexual tension well and then chili gate obviously chili gate 2023

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we know that we said we'll never speak in chili gate no i know i won't speak i would even bring

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it up i would fucking podcast you fucking asshole all right sorry but you really hurt people i didn't

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hurt anyone it was a fucking mistake we're not talking about we're not talking about fucking

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chili gate 2023 moving on uh yeah what are we smoking i brought what i always bring when i

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buy an ounce and we you know uh it's this week it's well cucumber lime which i still love the

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name of it's weird you know it's got to be high yeah sativa hybrid well no that was we didn't we

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haven't smoked mine yet we we smoked we it's some thc the healing center brand in a different jar

460
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got it we have some thc brand from in a different jar yeah don't know what it was mike brought a pen

461
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we gave it on this pen which is uh pregame we're sour tangle well everybody but andy during gaming

462
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yeah exactly everybody but andy pregame uh and i it's 81% thc which i'm not sure i've ever even

463
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heard of that's possible in a distillate yeah it's a stizzy uh what is it sour tangle

464
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tangy uh my eyes aren't working right because i'm so big so small i can't see it yeah sour tange

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yeah it's i mean it could be tangle yeah exactly it's one of the two no it's tangy i'm pretty sure

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it's tangle can i tell you something it's it's literally the difference between a lower it looks

467
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like either a lowercase l or an i with the dot a little too close to the bottom of the eye

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so that it looks connected right and and that's enough to turn a tange into a tangle yeah tell me

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what this is a true i haven't smoked any really any weed in like 12 days wow because when i was sick

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i started with one shit so i saved that for today oh good yeah this triple joint that we're gonna

471
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force down your fucking throat later is gonna feel great you're not gonna be able to do that

472
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yeah i physically hold you down i don't think you're gonna do that here's the alternative

473
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here's the alternative ryan okay i packed this thing up with a with a triple dab system we got

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we got three three jeaners we're gonna light it up we're gonna smoke it right i'm gonna hand you the

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ball you're gonna say no i'm going to and if we can't because you're a big guy if we can't

476
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physically hold you down and make you smoke it the alternatives i have to i have to shotgun this

477
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into your mouth do you understand the promise yeah i will i'll have to take it in the tablet

478
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and tackle you i don't want to do it you don't want me to do it i'm sorry the world demands an

479
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explanation i gotta break you two up before you actually start having sex on this couch

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that what the hell are you doing it doesn't fit my cup hold okay how the fuck did you need

481
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:22,160
explanation for that for that because i've never what the fuck you're gonna interrupt my bit

482
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:27,120
to tell me that to have me explain something a fucking three-year-old could understand

483
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:32,800
it doesn't fit if my three-year-old did that they'd be in their room if they tightened it why

484
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,280
why would you sell them your roof if your three-year-old looks at you and said

485
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,640
grandpa it doesn't fit the other way why you said you're gonna be like i'm a

486
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:47,120
gay right these fried rice wrestling storylines are pretty good

487
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:54,720
i think the idea of the cage match is just ryan versus all of us trying to make him smoke weed

488
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,680
yeah well

489
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:08,080
swoa did anyone else bring it no okay we're good that's the one we're smoking

490
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:13,280
cue the music we don't even have fucking music anymore our voice mail is 1702

491
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:19,120
829-0117 if you'd like to come go ahead and call in and let us know what you think about

492
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:26,080
slapstick over here stopping the improv we had going on and how sad it made you yeah tell us

493
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:35,520
honestly directly about that moment i'm gonna post the video on youtube of just a clip of me

494
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:40,240
and ryan having the best back and forth there's ever been oh it was it was the best and then mike

495
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:46,800
like unable see i moved this you may be so conscious in my own fucking home you know in

496
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:55,120
an idea you know what no fuck you so i feel like the first voicemail the first voicemail is going

497
00:26:55,120 --> 00:27:04,400
to be andy disguising his voice just yelling at mike it's gonna be randy ice hey motherfuckers

498
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:12,080
yeah yeah there is there's a voicemail just beeps i don't want to give it away

499
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,200
you should call if you want to hear the voicemail the special one just for you guys

500
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:22,560
and leave us a voicemail it's funny though we have so little fans right now that we be we would be

501
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:28,800
able to track you down pinpoint who you are based on your voice because there's only 12 of you

502
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:33,520
and half of you are in the room you know whose first time i want to hear what the first time

503
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:40,960
they spoke to me is bob oh wow back in what do you think back in art 2 yeah yeah yeah

504
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:46,000
yeah yeah yeah yeah well i can tell you the goddamn story if you let me fucking talk

505
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:52,160
yes i was we were it was in what did i call that it was the place i didn't like them because of

506
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:59,520
their culture it was be careful bob he was yeah well no i careful bird no this isn't this isn't

507
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:06,080
anti-semitic it was the people chasing the germans world war two i was in the trenches

508
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:13,440
and i i remember this guy his name was he was also a jew named steinman hey we said the first time

509
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:22,320
you smoked not you know that was the first time in 1939 i was 21 years old barely a man

510
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:29,920
they discovered steinman he handed me he handed me a doobie and i and i smoked it and then i killed

511
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:41,040
several german ss whopper officers or so i thought what happened that day in germany

512
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,040
what happened that day in germany

513
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,000
there's a small village in hamburg

514
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:57,200
they'll never recover from the day pop discovered weed

515
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:05,920
family slaughtered king nick had boss you're so hobbitt that's what i said to the crouch

516
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:12,240
before i ran them through with my bayonet the fact that he does spreadsheets now is so much scarier

517
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:19,360
i'm so good with numbers you have to do a spreadsheet to see how many like people

518
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:25,920
you killed by what weapon oh yeah he was like this one was bayonet this one i got him i got

519
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,560
him between the eyes with his own pistol

520
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:35,120
we call them the goofy new fees that was it

521
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:42,640
and then we then we honored him for tax evasion no one gets away from that's why i went to work

522
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:48,400
for uncle sham because i like not only fucking them with my firearms but also their bank accounts

523
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:54,320
those kraut bastards i'm a german descent i should be me too

524
00:29:54,320 --> 00:30:00,000
how german have you how german are you because i the most german thing about me would be that i

525
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,320
eat liverwurst i like that as a spread on like sourdough bread it's fucking delicious

526
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:10,320
and i'll go to a german market every now and then get like you know they're bologna so my mom goes

527
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:15,120
to the german market because she her mom is german and she gets bomb ass like they're good they make

528
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:20,960
good meat they make good like uh like deli stuff i'm sure there's more about the german people that

529
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:30,560
that's i know i'm very good at smoking well first of all god mike michael michael larson of bullhead

530
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:42,080
city arizona with a joke that was out of line it is 2024 we are beyond those of germans right yeah

531
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:48,240
anyway i was gonna make an even worse joke but i couldn't think of one uh i was gonna double down

532
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:54,480
i literally i was just like i don't want to uh but yeah uh that's about as german as i get the food

533
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:58,960
the german i like german food but i don't know what the yeah i couldn't even tell you what the

534
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:05,280
german flag is like i it's it's yeah red yellow black is it yeah okay and i'm german enough to

535
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,880
where i'd say it's hard for me to get along with other cultures right off the bat that's how german

536
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:16,480
i am but i look past that part of my heritage and i go ryan i'm german i'm german i'm german

537
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:23,520
and i go ryan it's been it's 2024 and even though it's in your dna you can beat that and so you

538
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:27,760
know then i just walk right in the restaurant and i try to order it as brightly as i can but still

539
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:32,320
so they know and then i move on with my life and i feel like that's about as german as i get what

540
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:47,520
restaurant are you freaking out i refuse to acknowledge a monarchy i didn't mean to just do

541
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:57,280
a salute i wasn't i wasn't i realized i was just doing a waving my shit if i was in the trenches

542
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:02,480
with you i'd fucking kill you yeah that's how german you are damn there was a german restaurant

543
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:06,000
i went to in glendale so fucking good they had like all these different kinds of schnitzels they

544
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:13,120
had oh was it alpine village it's called haas murphy oh haas haas haas murphy haas murphy the food

545
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:18,000
was so good i had to buy their ironic t-shirt it has like a little cartoon like german chick and

546
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:28,400
it says i got my schnitzel pounded at haas murphy that's great

547
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:44,160
this has been the segment of friday rice where we shit on the german culture yeah if you've watched

548
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:51,280
movies and tracked history they deserve it yeah we shiz on the german people and guess what if you

549
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:59,920
bitches have a problem with it what's the worst you can do call us at 1702-829-0117 and let us know in

550
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:04,480
german what you would do to us if you were here to show you something andy wait wait wait be careful

551
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:11,680
right i know how to use a computer when we're recording you see this area right here yeah we

552
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:20,160
do okay if that's not vpn's then there is somebody in deustland who is uh they're hearing this going

553
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:28,800
yeah we are cons yeah most likely basis i've been to germany it's lovely i i stayed in an a.l hostel

554
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:33,120
in berlin and i'll tell you what the again i'm just going to talk about food because i've the

555
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:36,960
food out don't look at my stomach when i say i'm going to talk about you would directly i was going

556
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,800
to make it maybe i was going to make a comment about being fat i didn't want to but you just

557
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:48,160
hurt my feelings with a with a glance ryan uh anyway there's a right outside of a.l hostel

558
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:54,480
there was dollar uh sausages like dollar bratwurst dollar brockwurst or whatever you just get a roll

559
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,800
and a sausage and some mustard it's the best and it's a one euro how do you how do you eat that

560
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:07,760
i don't know what if if you think it's better for me to mime eating on a hot dog you know or

561
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:13,440
whatever the fucking error or why do you want me to do what do you want to see me do it because uh

562
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:19,360
you know everyone yeah yeah you get it like this yeah do you you cup it back i know one at a time

563
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:25,680
one at a time bite at a time bite bite bite i didn't know if they had like a sausage one of those

564
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,120
you get it i'm not going to do this all right that's gay

565
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:34,320
that's why are you covering the top of it isn't your fingers getting mustard on them if you're

566
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:38,400
riding them like that and not do that too much we're on video someone's gonna clip that

567
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,720
there's a nice gift for you

568
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:54,000
so the movie are we going straight to the movie straight the movie 33 minutes later let's spark a

569
00:34:54,000 --> 00:35:01,280
joint oh let's let's load up the triple shot yeah all right let's do this shit you ready

570
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:08,880
yeah i'm not okay do it i don't know the best method here because this doesn't fit quite

571
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:16,240
right so i think you go through there can't you just smoke it like i think i think the joints

572
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:20,000
fit better in the black guy well then why can't you just like smoke it from the no i think this

573
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,160
will work why can't you just smoke it from the like put them in there and smoke it like uh yeah

574
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:28,480
i know i'm not taking three of his jeeters i'm gonna take one and we'll we won't smoke the whole

575
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:32,160
thing right off the back because these are expensive i'm gonna take one jeeter i'm gonna

576
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:36,720
put and i'm gonna take two more see this just too loose well the put the black one what do you get

577
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:42,480
you can't smoke in the black one like yes i can but yeah smoke it through that oh it'll it'll

578
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:47,520
it's it's okay i need to find my other so what i'm confused about why can't you just smoke it from

579
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:54,960
like from the back from the back well you could you could yes you can smoke from the back of any

580
00:35:54,960 --> 00:36:02,240
bowl i guess that's gonna be hot none of us want to do that i think all of us want the bong option

581
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:12,320
i don't smoke so like so does someone move any little patch did you have that question too

582
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:16,240
right you're like i mean i just like no so bell ringers come in all different sizes

583
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:25,760
is it all down shit i had my bell ringer.com

584
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,800
it's all on the video they lost all their joints yes

585
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:48,880
this is

586
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:06,080
all right so this is a we're gonna have to do you want to bring the camera you're gonna be cameraman

587
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:10,560
for this is called the devil's three way we'll do three different ones too fuck it um

588
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:17,280
okay so this is a this is a baby jeeter commercial and a bell ringer commercial so

589
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:25,360
i feel like such a big man holding this we got pina colada pina colada we got which is a

590
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:34,080
hybrid we have peaches which is an indica oh dang bell three isn't an apple fritter which is

591
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:40,960
another hybrid wow hybrid mike are you taking a hit yes oh my god i don't know how much of one

592
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:48,560
mike earlier last year had a heart attack and he's not supposed to be still yeah he's a boy

593
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:52,960
from texas and don't give no shit let me get a photo they don't mind how much weed i do they

594
00:37:52,960 --> 00:38:05,520
told me just eat it just just do get that for the instagram yeah all right so i'll only smoke

595
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,640
yeah actually the way to do this would be like triple light so let me get yep

596
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,400
oh wait should we wait should we get music get the triforce get the legend itself

597
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:23,520
yeah well i can't do copyright but i can do uh let's do um um epic just epic copyright music

598
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:29,120
right copyright free music yeah yeah fuck it let's go epi epic copyright let's go come on give us

599
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:34,560
something good come on epic no copyright come on epic epic come on no whammies no whammies we want

600
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:42,960
epic one epic breaking copyright okay that's never a good start this is a little it's not very slow

601
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,960
oh

602
00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:53,360
i don't want to spend so much time yeah i don't i know i understand about the what we're doing we

603
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:58,080
got the camera just on this my internet is a little slow right now i think it's because of all the ai

604
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:04,640
i'm running if you're yeah yeah it's the ai and not the pornography i don't i doubt there we go

605
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:14,720
fuck it this is epic ben light bell ringers.com bell ringer my bell ringer.com

606
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:20,480
send me the bell ringer wow go for it i got you

607
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:31,680
mike oh i got you i got you i got you bell ringer i said bullet i got you oh he's yeah sorry

608
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:39,040
he's gonna die yeah yeah yeah yeah brandon oh yep

609
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:49,840
i'm going again bell ringer this is the kind of shit that you can do with bell ringer.com

610
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:57,200
anyone else i want to forget my problems okay i want to forget my problems go for it bell ringer

611
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,240
oh shit i forgot the bull

612
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:06,640
brendan

613
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:17,680
fucking one more

614
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:24,240
oh

615
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,240
all right let's put these out put the bell ringer out let's put these out here help me

616
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,480
you have to do it on your own only you can do it andrew it's the bell ringer

617
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,680
shit i can't i think we just gotta finish him

618
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:46,160
oh

619
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:57,760
you're better at putting them out that's the kind of stuff you can do with bell ringer

620
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:04,960
so

621
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:19,360
i'm so sorry

622
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:23,560
Oh, God. That was kind of cool to watch.

623
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,280
Oh, man.

624
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,880
I don't want to do that ever again.

625
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:30,880
Fuck yeah.

626
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,220
Oh, you're doing something.

627
00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:37,920
That was a fiddle for where you have.

628
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,660
Oh, yeah. Hold on, dude.

629
00:41:39,660 --> 00:41:40,960
Well, hold on, dude.

630
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,320
This is Hulk Hogan here, brother.

631
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,820
And let me tell you something, dude.

632
00:41:44,820 --> 00:41:48,060
One time, dude, we were on the Fry Rice podcast, brother.

633
00:41:48,060 --> 00:41:50,220
Oh, yeah. The madness showed up.

634
00:41:50,220 --> 00:41:51,680
Oh, yeah.

635
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,120
And let me tell you something, dude.

636
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,860
And by the way, this is based off of Will Sassos impression, dude.

637
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,620
So anyways, dude, get that straight out there.

638
00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:02,760
And if a will, if you're listening, thank you, dude,

639
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,920
for all the impressions I stole from your brother.

640
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,760
So anyways, so I was on the Fried Rice podcast, dude.

641
00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:10,920
We brought out the bell ringer, brother.

642
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,420
And it did.

643
00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:13,420
Hold on, dude.

644
00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:14,680
Take it on.

645
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:15,680
Rain, you're right.

646
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,760
It rained my bell, dude.

647
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,080
It was like the time.

648
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,160
Hey, Andy.

649
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,960
Yeah.

650
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:29,880
I'm just it was like the time, dude, when when Andre the Giant, dude,

651
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:34,080
sometimes do get in the ring and he break your ribs if he didn't like your brother.

652
00:42:34,220 --> 00:42:35,380
But he liked me, dude.

653
00:42:35,380 --> 00:42:39,820
And we went out and he drank an entire 50 pack of Bud Light to himself, brother.

654
00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:41,480
And that's that story, dude.

655
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:46,120
I read the autobiography of the guy who plays Wesley

656
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,800
in The Princess Bride.

657
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,200
I forget his name off the top of my head.

658
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,320
Carrie Ellis.

659
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:56,760
So Carrie Ellis, he plays Princess Bride, Wesley.

660
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,920
He also plays a very fun character

661
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,300
in the show Psych, since we were talking about that last week.

662
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,300
But I read his autobiography where he talks a lot about

663
00:43:09,260 --> 00:43:12,460
a princess bride's mainly about that

664
00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:15,260
him and Andre the Giant hung out

665
00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:19,560
and they went four wheeling on some props, on some like moped or whatever.

666
00:43:22,460 --> 00:43:23,620
There's a quad that fits that big.

667
00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:25,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

668
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,520
No, no. But so he they they went out and they did this.

669
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,760
And Carrie Ellis like broke his leg, like fucked it up.

670
00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:35,520
But he didn't want to lose the part or get fired.

671
00:43:35,620 --> 00:43:36,660
So he lied about it.

672
00:43:36,660 --> 00:43:38,620
Like he didn't want to delay production.

673
00:43:38,620 --> 00:43:42,720
And so he just worked with a fucked up leg.

674
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:46,120
And so that's why there's that one scene where he kind of sits down weird,

675
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:50,020
where his leg is stiff and he kind of like he like sits like it's weird.

676
00:43:50,020 --> 00:43:51,820
You can look it up.

677
00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:54,620
And it's because his leg was fucked up and the director's like,

678
00:43:54,620 --> 00:43:57,080
why are you doing this? He's like, listen, man, we got it.

679
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,960
We got to do this. It's the only way.

680
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,780
So it's pretty cool. And that fight scene, the sword fight that they did

681
00:44:01,780 --> 00:44:04,020
took a long time to get right.

682
00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:06,880
It was epic. The first one where he meets.

683
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,720
Well, yeah, yeah, that fight scene.

684
00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:10,420
Yeah.

685
00:44:10,420 --> 00:44:13,120
Did you know those guys were both and if I remember right,

686
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,220
I can't think of the English actor.

687
00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:16,180
Would you like to borrow a lung?

688
00:44:17,980 --> 00:44:20,580
But the English actor was actually he was he was a fencer.

689
00:44:20,580 --> 00:44:22,860
He was actually good at that.

690
00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:25,220
He was a what? He was a fencer.

691
00:44:25,220 --> 00:44:27,060
The main actor, I can't think of his name.

692
00:44:27,060 --> 00:44:28,580
Carrie Ellis, the guy who was just talking about?

693
00:44:28,580 --> 00:44:30,580
Yeah, he was. Yeah, he's not a fencer.

694
00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:31,720
He was, too.

695
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:33,820
He was like, he actually did like fencing.

696
00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:36,980
I'm almost 100 percent sure of that.

697
00:44:36,980 --> 00:44:39,780
I mean, I read his autobiography.

698
00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:41,720
He talks all about the movie and being in it.

699
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,260
I don't remember him talking about being a fencer.

700
00:44:43,260 --> 00:44:46,380
That's why they were able to knew all the different stances and stuff like that.

701
00:44:46,380 --> 00:44:49,080
No, I think he was just a fan of

702
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,320
maybe I think you're Zorro.

703
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,220
Errol Flynn, the guy who played the guy.

704
00:44:53,220 --> 00:44:54,620
Or maybe he took fits in class.

705
00:44:54,620 --> 00:44:55,620
Maybe he was in college.

706
00:44:55,620 --> 00:44:59,180
He did a little bit, but it was not like his background as a person.

707
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,360
You don't know that. I don't.

708
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:02,720
It's been a while since I've written.

709
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:06,820
I remember hearing a story about being like an Olympic level fencer.

710
00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:09,760
What? Thank you.

711
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,720
Yeah, we don't need to talk about shit that makes me look wrong.

712
00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:17,380
We still haven't even brought the movie.

713
00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:19,380
Yeah. Did we do What Are We Smoking?

714
00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:21,260
We did that. Oh, we hella did that.

715
00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:22,520
Yeah, we did it for a long time.

716
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,220
Yeah, you're still doing it.

717
00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:26,460
Oh, man, that

718
00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:28,520
insert bell ringer ad here.

719
00:45:29,220 --> 00:45:31,180
It's like, yeah, that was great.

720
00:45:31,180 --> 00:45:32,660
We want to smoke three joints at one time.

721
00:45:32,660 --> 00:45:34,820
That's the best. What Are We Smoking?

722
00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:35,460
Yeah, yeah.

723
00:45:35,460 --> 00:45:37,020
We want a contender.

724
00:45:37,020 --> 00:45:38,260
That was so good.

725
00:45:38,260 --> 00:45:41,160
I'm just surprised someone pulled a bob and then clear out the pipe.

726
00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:44,960
Well, only one time I didn't.

727
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,320
Ryan, I just I just left it there.

728
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,020
He's like, yeah.

729
00:45:51,860 --> 00:45:55,120
Please help me put your fucking mouth on it.

730
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,320
That music was fucking epic.

731
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,720
Well, it's an epic trailer.

732
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:02,620
I don't want anymore.

733
00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:04,560
No, no, no, no, no.

734
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:05,520
What are we?

735
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:06,520
What are we?

736
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:10,380
I got to text my mom and tell her how I feel right now.

737
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:17,480
We're going to have to go take him directly from here to get a lung transplant.

738
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,480
Oh, my God.

739
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,320
Holy shit.

740
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,680
I love this day of the week.

741
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,520
All right. So I'm impressed.

742
00:46:28,420 --> 00:46:30,720
Let's get ready.

743
00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:33,420
Talk about the movie.

744
00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:34,780
I can almost do that.

745
00:46:34,780 --> 00:46:36,480
Oh, ready to rumble.

746
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,120
Yeah, let's hear it.

747
00:46:39,180 --> 00:46:40,120
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

748
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:41,620
Let's get the bell again.

749
00:46:41,620 --> 00:46:43,220
Yeah, I do want the bell.

750
00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:45,480
I closed it, but I'm going to get another one.

751
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,420
Hang on.

752
00:46:46,980 --> 00:46:47,720
Hang on.

753
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:49,620
Listen, yes, yes, yes.

754
00:46:49,620 --> 00:46:51,380
It's real entertaining while you'll see.

755
00:46:51,380 --> 00:46:52,880
You know, the tangent was wrong.

756
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,120
We get a salary or it'll be better.

757
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,820
Yes, I take my Jesus.

758
00:46:56,820 --> 00:47:00,180
My Internet's so slow, this might not have been worth it in hindsight.

759
00:47:00,180 --> 00:47:02,080
But editing can make me look like a genius.

760
00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:05,780
What before?

761
00:47:05,780 --> 00:47:07,520
No, after the bell.

762
00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:21,180
Let's get ready to rumble.

763
00:47:21,180 --> 00:47:22,880
Oh, damn.

764
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,080
A little vibrato there.

765
00:47:25,780 --> 00:47:28,480
You know what I think you'd be good at?

766
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,320
What?

767
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:29,720
Smoking.

768
00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:31,080
I could see you.

769
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:36,180
I could see you just like taking a vacation to Iceland.

770
00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:38,280
Yeah, because you look like a Viking.

771
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:39,680
We all agree.

772
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:40,820
He looks like a Viking.

773
00:47:40,820 --> 00:47:42,380
Because I'm white.

774
00:47:42,380 --> 00:47:43,180
What?

775
00:47:43,180 --> 00:47:43,880
Is that racist?

776
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:44,380
What?

777
00:47:44,380 --> 00:47:45,180
My white?

778
00:47:45,180 --> 00:47:45,880
Is that racist?

779
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:46,780
What's that racist saying?

780
00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:48,880
He looks like a Viking.

781
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,680
Because I see Austin.

782
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:51,920
Austin's white and has a beard.

783
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,980
I don't think he looks like a Viking.

784
00:47:53,980 --> 00:47:55,880
He looks like Ed Sheeran.

785
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:56,380
A little bit.

786
00:47:56,380 --> 00:47:57,280
Homeless Ed Sheeran?

787
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,180
Yeah.

788
00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:00,180
Ed Sheeran on the rock.

789
00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:02,280
Ed Sheeran gave up.

790
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,680
He gave up before the rock.

791
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,880
I'm not liking the shape of me right now.

792
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,380
He's the AI Ed Sheeran.

793
00:48:08,380 --> 00:48:09,180
Yes.

794
00:48:09,180 --> 00:48:09,880
That's what it is.

795
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,480
He's AI Ed Sheeran.

796
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:15,080
He's the starry AI.

797
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,480
Because AI always says it does faces better up close

798
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:18,880
than it does from far away.

799
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,580
He looks like from far away.

800
00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:23,180
Like they gave a...

801
00:48:23,180 --> 00:48:24,880
It sounds like a tangent.

802
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,680
I guess.

803
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,480
What the fuck movie was this?

804
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,280
We just did...

805
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,480
So the movie Ready to Rumble came out in...

806
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:35,480
2000.

807
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:35,980
2000.

808
00:48:35,980 --> 00:48:36,780
Wow.

809
00:48:36,780 --> 00:48:37,580
What a long time ago.

810
00:48:37,580 --> 00:48:38,680
Who's the star?

811
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:39,180
Oh man.

812
00:48:39,180 --> 00:48:42,480
David Arquette and Sean Oliver.

813
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,480
Sean Oliver.

814
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:46,780
It's got a 23...

815
00:48:46,780 --> 00:48:49,580
Oliver Clamp is the king.

816
00:48:49,580 --> 00:48:50,780
The wrestler is always the king.

817
00:48:50,780 --> 00:48:53,980
23 on Rotten Tomato.

818
00:48:53,980 --> 00:48:58,280
Tomato Meter and then audience scores of 52.

819
00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,380
Who's the star?

820
00:48:59,380 --> 00:49:00,880
Sean Oliver and...

821
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:01,780
Not Sean Oliver.

822
00:49:01,780 --> 00:49:06,680
It's Scott Conn and Oliver Platt and David Arquette.

823
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,280
Scott Conn from Entourage.

824
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,680
I was going to say, I was going to talk about Entourage.

825
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:12,380
Scott Conn from a lot of shows.

826
00:49:12,380 --> 00:49:13,080
Entourage.

827
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:17,380
He does play a character in Entourage towards the later seasons.

828
00:49:17,380 --> 00:49:18,880
And he's cool.

829
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:22,980
He's like a rival to E's character.

830
00:49:22,980 --> 00:49:26,380
Who's like an agent if you're a fan of Entourage.

831
00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:29,280
I fucking love Entourage.

832
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:30,180
I have too.

833
00:49:30,180 --> 00:49:32,580
Here's the thing, everyone talks shit about Entourage.

834
00:49:32,580 --> 00:49:34,380
They say that it's like an empty show.

835
00:49:34,380 --> 00:49:35,580
Scott Conn.

836
00:49:35,580 --> 00:49:37,480
I've seen him from that.

837
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,580
I only knew him at...

838
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:40,080
I've never seen him in anything else.

839
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:40,580
Oh, is that right?

840
00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:40,980
Yeah.

841
00:49:40,980 --> 00:49:41,780
Oh wait, he's been in...

842
00:49:41,780 --> 00:49:42,680
He's been in tons of stuff.

843
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,080
Who else has he been in?

844
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,180
Is Scott Conn a lot?

845
00:49:45,180 --> 00:49:45,680
No, I know.

846
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:46,980
What else do I know him from?

847
00:49:46,980 --> 00:49:49,180
Oh, you know from House of Pings?

848
00:49:49,180 --> 00:49:50,380
Gone in 60 Seconds.

849
00:49:50,380 --> 00:49:51,880
Yeah.

850
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:52,580
I know that.

851
00:49:52,580 --> 00:49:55,480
American Outlaws for sure.

852
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,580
And Ocean's Eleven.

853
00:49:56,580 --> 00:49:57,380
Ocean's Eleven.

854
00:49:57,380 --> 00:49:58,180
12, 13.

855
00:49:58,180 --> 00:49:59,580
And Entourage.

856
00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:01,280
Barcy Blues.

857
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,080
Oh yeah, this is by the director of Barcy Blues.

858
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:04,580
I believe.

859
00:50:04,580 --> 00:50:06,580
Did we try to clone him and that's how we got Ryan Conn?

860
00:50:06,580 --> 00:50:08,480
I mean, I know him from Hawaii Five-0.

861
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,380
Who the fuck got Conn?

862
00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:11,680
So what went wrong with that, Gene?

863
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,180
Your AI, Scott Conn.

864
00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:14,580
That's okay.

865
00:50:14,580 --> 00:50:16,180
Oh, his dad's James Conn.

866
00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:16,680
Yeah.

867
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:17,280
Oh, is it?

868
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,280
Yeah.

869
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:19,280
Oh shit, that's...

870
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:19,780
Okay.

871
00:50:19,780 --> 00:50:20,980
No, he's very famous actor.

872
00:50:20,980 --> 00:50:22,680
Yeah.

873
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:23,380
Scott Conn.

874
00:50:23,380 --> 00:50:24,080
That's why I put...

875
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,180
Actually, was this the first movie both of these guys?

876
00:50:26,180 --> 00:50:26,880
Because they both were...

877
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,380
What, David R. Kent? No, David R. Kent was in Scream.

878
00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:29,380
No, that was the other first movie.

879
00:50:29,380 --> 00:50:30,980
It was early work.

880
00:50:30,980 --> 00:50:32,380
This movie's 25 years old.

881
00:50:32,380 --> 00:50:34,880
22, 23 years old?

882
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:35,580
24.

883
00:50:35,580 --> 00:50:37,180
I'm a new David R. Kent from...

884
00:50:37,180 --> 00:50:37,780
2000?

885
00:50:37,780 --> 00:50:38,380
Yeah.

886
00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:39,380
Scream movie.

887
00:50:39,380 --> 00:50:40,380
Scream movie, yeah.

888
00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:42,280
Never Been Kissed.

889
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,180
Eight-Legged Freaks.

890
00:50:44,180 --> 00:50:46,180
Never Been Kissed, he's the older brother.

891
00:50:46,180 --> 00:50:47,880
The cool older brother.

892
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,980
He's in the Scream movie.

893
00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:50,780
Airheads.

894
00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:51,580
Yeah.

895
00:50:51,580 --> 00:50:53,780
Why is it this movie is known for?

896
00:50:53,780 --> 00:50:54,780
Section, Ready or Rumble.

897
00:50:54,780 --> 00:50:56,380
Because this is not a very well-known movie.

898
00:50:56,380 --> 00:50:57,180
It's not, yeah.

899
00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:59,580
This is a wrestling fan movie.

900
00:50:59,580 --> 00:51:00,480
It's not a...

901
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:01,980
This is probably my favorite David R. Kent movie.

902
00:51:01,980 --> 00:51:02,780
Look at the parameter score on it.

903
00:51:02,780 --> 00:51:03,380
It's not...

904
00:51:03,380 --> 00:51:04,980
I mean, look at the score on this movie.

905
00:51:04,980 --> 00:51:08,780
Why, when I come to IMDb, does it always show

906
00:51:08,780 --> 00:51:10,880
David R. Kent's producer credits first?

907
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,780
No one wants to see his producer credits.

908
00:51:13,780 --> 00:51:16,280
They want to see what he starred in.

909
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:16,780
Maybe, maybe not.

910
00:51:16,780 --> 00:51:18,880
I think that's what they prefer because they, you know...

911
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,280
Sure, but I'm not them.

912
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,080
I want it better for me.

913
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,480
I'm saying...

914
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,980
He was in a WWE Saturday Morning Slam.

915
00:51:25,980 --> 00:51:27,780
Yeah, he's affiliated with...

916
00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:30,680
W.D. Smith, Raw.

917
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:31,380
Oh, hell yeah.

918
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:32,380
He's all screams.

919
00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:33,880
No, he's a real wrestling fan.

920
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,880
Yeah, no, he actually does death matches and stuff.

921
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:36,780
It's crazy.

922
00:51:36,780 --> 00:51:37,880
Oh, he was in SS6.

923
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,680
He almost died last year, year four.

924
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,880
It was a few years ago.

925
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:41,380
Was it?

926
00:51:41,380 --> 00:51:42,680
Yeah, when he got the...

927
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,480
I mean, he's like 50 now, but...

928
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,480
I thought it was after COVID, though.

929
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:48,280
I can't remember the exact date.

930
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,780
You can see it on the...

931
00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:51,980
The Viceland.

932
00:51:51,980 --> 00:51:53,780
The Viceland, dark side of the ring.

933
00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:55,680
They do one on the death matches.

934
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,480
And I can't think of that guy's name that they did it on, but...

935
00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,480
He's like...

936
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,080
He's a real fucking real kind of guy.

937
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,180
But he got in the ring and he's like...

938
00:52:04,180 --> 00:52:05,380
This is my life.

939
00:52:05,380 --> 00:52:06,280
I do death match.

940
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:07,280
I'm sorry for this...

941
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,480
This is how he sounds like in my mind, but he's like...

942
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:10,280
I do death match.

943
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,580
This is my fucking world.

944
00:52:11,580 --> 00:52:15,080
I'm not gonna have you come in here and make this look like some pussy show.

945
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:16,180
I don't believe for that.

946
00:52:16,180 --> 00:52:18,380
You know, and so like they were our cats like...

947
00:52:18,380 --> 00:52:20,480
Hey man, like you can hit me with like light tubes and stuff.

948
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:21,380
Just...

949
00:52:21,380 --> 00:52:24,980
I'm an actor, so don't cut my face with anything, you know?

950
00:52:24,980 --> 00:52:26,280
And he's all like...

951
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:28,480
Yeah, and they're like at this nice steak joint.

952
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,080
Like he took a bunch of like a celebrity steak joints.

953
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:31,880
And...

954
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,780
Bought him his meal and was like, you know, this is the agreements.

955
00:52:34,780 --> 00:52:35,180
And he's like...

956
00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:38,180
I knew in that moment I was gonna fuck his face up.

957
00:52:38,180 --> 00:52:46,680
And so like they hit the ring and he grabbed a light tube and took the sharp edge and stuck it in the top of his forehead and started like just cheese grating his shit.

958
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:50,880
And he like got fucking super upset about it rightfully so and like fought back.

959
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,480
Like actually tried to like take him down and like beat the shit out of him and then he like walked out.

960
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,580
And his fucking head was cheese grated.

961
00:52:56,580 --> 00:52:57,080
Bad.

962
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:57,980
Who did this to me again?

963
00:52:57,980 --> 00:52:59,680
I can't think of the guys...

964
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,180
Joe Gage.

965
00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:00,980
I can look this up.

966
00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:03,880
This is the same wrestler who...

967
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,080
He robbed a bank.

968
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:06,980
Man, he's like...

969
00:53:06,980 --> 00:53:08,080
This is like David Arquette.

970
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,880
Yeah, it was like Joe Gage.

971
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,780
I can't think of his name as the guy takes his job real serious.

972
00:53:12,780 --> 00:53:13,580
You would say that his name is...

973
00:53:13,580 --> 00:53:14,280
Nick Gage.

974
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:14,980
Nick Gage.

975
00:53:14,980 --> 00:53:15,780
Nick Gage.

976
00:53:15,780 --> 00:53:16,180
Yeah.

977
00:53:16,180 --> 00:53:17,180
I couldn't remember it.

978
00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:18,180
Nick Gage.

979
00:53:18,180 --> 00:53:18,980
Go to...

980
00:53:18,980 --> 00:53:19,880
That's a little on the nose.

981
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,180
Put Nick Gage in your Google image.

982
00:53:22,180 --> 00:53:22,880
Right here.

983
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,480
Yeah, just put like look at...

984
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:24,880
Oh.

985
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:25,680
Just look at him.

986
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,680
Just look at him.

987
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,180
Yeah, that guy doesn't give a fuck.

988
00:53:30,180 --> 00:53:30,880
Yeah.

989
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,080
About David Arquette's fucking hair line.

990
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,480
Everything about this dude.

991
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,880
You know, look at that face.

992
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,380
Like you get the AI to do that.

993
00:53:38,380 --> 00:53:39,280
You know what I mean?

994
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,480
I'm gonna make some fun Nick Gage AI.

995
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:42,180
Yeah, you should.

996
00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:44,080
Yeah, distribute them all over the internet.

997
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:47,380
Don't fuck up an actor's face just because you want wrestling to be...

998
00:53:47,380 --> 00:53:48,980
Why is he holding a pizza cutter?

999
00:53:48,980 --> 00:53:52,280
Because he's known for hitting and getting people with the pizza cutter.

1000
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:52,780
Yeah.

1001
00:53:52,780 --> 00:53:53,480
Oh wow.

1002
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:53,980
But he actually...

1003
00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:55,280
I should love this guy.

1004
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:58,480
He's a pretty dangerous guy.

1005
00:53:58,480 --> 00:53:59,780
He actually will cut everyone out.

1006
00:53:59,780 --> 00:54:01,180
That picture with no context.

1007
00:54:01,180 --> 00:54:02,980
It's like that's a tweaker outside the circle.

1008
00:54:02,980 --> 00:54:03,480
Yeah.

1009
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:03,980
Yeah.

1010
00:54:03,980 --> 00:54:05,180
Yeah.

1011
00:54:05,180 --> 00:54:06,680
Yeah.

1012
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:07,780
Yeah.

1013
00:54:07,780 --> 00:54:08,680
I can tell that you...

1014
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:09,780
He will hit him in the face.

1015
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:14,080
Hey, imagine staring at that guy's face just like that at a steakhouse.

1016
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:18,280
Like he's stuck out like a sore fucking thumb because you know he didn't put on no suit and tie.

1017
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,780
And he's across from you and you're like, listen man, hey.

1018
00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:22,980
Don't cut up my face.

1019
00:54:22,980 --> 00:54:24,480
And he's looking at you like, yeah, I won't.

1020
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:24,980
Like that.

1021
00:54:24,980 --> 00:54:25,780
No problem, man.

1022
00:54:25,780 --> 00:54:26,780
You know what I mean?

1023
00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:28,880
No problem.

1024
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,880
Don't you worry, little man.

1025
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,980
He's got you covered.

1026
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:37,380
That's the face of somebody who's thinking about asking you for a cigarette.

1027
00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:38,880
Yeah.

1028
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:39,780
Yeah.

1029
00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:40,480
He's got a pouch of his own?

1030
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:45,780
He's marked you for a bitch and he's already coming out with two cigarettes.

1031
00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:47,280
Hey man, let me get a cigarette.

1032
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,180
Hey, I'm sure if you got one, you got two.

1033
00:54:49,180 --> 00:54:49,780
David, I'll catch.

1034
00:54:49,780 --> 00:54:50,780
He takes your pack.

1035
00:54:50,780 --> 00:54:56,680
He takes the one out, hands you the one, takes the pack, puts it away and says you're welcome.

1036
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:59,280
And then you say thanks and walk away.

1037
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,480
So you see a pizza cutter in his other fucking head.

1038
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,280
He's insane looking.

1039
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:10,780
So David Arquette, right, the reason he's wrestling this guy is because of the movie Ready to Rumble.

1040
00:55:10,780 --> 00:55:16,080
Because David Arquette really was before a wrestling fan, like a devout wrestling fan.

1041
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,280
I am a very, I've been watching it since I was a little kid, right, off and on through the years.

1042
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,080
But my mom used to push my crib in front of the TV.

1043
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:21,580
Sure.

1044
00:55:21,580 --> 00:55:23,580
So I've grown up on wrestling.

1045
00:55:23,580 --> 00:55:26,980
And so I get his enthusiasm when David Arquette tells these stories.

1046
00:55:26,980 --> 00:55:30,180
Like I get where he's coming from, how excited he was to be in the business.

1047
00:55:30,180 --> 00:55:35,280
What he didn't know at the time was like he was going to be promoting this movie, you know,

1048
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,880
because they were doing what they were having, putting him in.

1049
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:41,480
They were like, oh, we're going to put you in the storyline for WCW and then we're going to do a movie about it.

1050
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:42,880
You know, and so it's going to be this big.

1051
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,380
He's like, oh, you know, that's exposed.

1052
00:55:44,380 --> 00:55:45,380
He's got a screen going.

1053
00:55:45,380 --> 00:55:47,780
So he's, you know, making a name for himself.

1054
00:55:47,780 --> 00:55:58,480
So what he didn't know was that like he was going to kind of shit on the very fan base that he was a part of because like they were going to put like the world title on him and they made a big deal out of it.

1055
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:04,980
It was like David Arquette was like written into the basically the storylines that killed WCW.

1056
00:56:04,980 --> 00:56:09,680
In fact, a lot of people blame David Arquette personally for WCW closing.

1057
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:10,480
Yeah.

1058
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:10,780
Right.

1059
00:56:10,780 --> 00:56:17,180
Vince Russo and Vince Russo, where I can tell you a whole backstory that so was a writer for WV and he went to WCW.

1060
00:56:17,180 --> 00:56:19,980
And he was like infamous for like every match.

1061
00:56:19,980 --> 00:56:20,780
Like you have like this.

1062
00:56:20,780 --> 00:56:28,780
You have like in wrestling, the whole goal of wrestling is to suspend the ability of disbelief where you believe in this fantastical thing you're seeing these guys.

1063
00:56:28,780 --> 00:56:36,680
It's like, you know, so like watching a play and you're so you're buying into this like these people are more like watching Supernatural.

1064
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,280
You feel for Dean Winchester, not Jensen Ackles, right?

1065
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:39,780
I certainly.

1066
00:56:39,780 --> 00:56:40,080
Right.

1067
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:43,080
So it's that's like the whole game of wrestling.

1068
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:44,480
I feel for the monster of the week.

1069
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:45,680
Right.

1070
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,880
You know how hard it is being a Sasquatch up in Alaska?

1071
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:49,680
Yeah.

1072
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:51,280
People are hunting you constantly.

1073
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,980
You got to eat children easy to eat.

1074
00:56:53,980 --> 00:56:58,480
Well, David Arquette, David Arquette, he's smarter not going to the fucking forest.

1075
00:56:58,480 --> 00:56:58,880
I don't know.

1076
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,280
It's great to eating children.

1077
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:01,380
Yeah, always.

1078
00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:04,580
That's a supernatural thing.

1079
00:57:04,580 --> 00:57:08,080
If I'm not mistaken, I've seen it maybe a handful of episodes, but.

1080
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,680
So David Arquette was really hated for this shit that he pulled.

1081
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,980
And so he wanted to give back to the wrestling community.

1082
00:57:12,980 --> 00:57:14,780
He wanted to prove he really was a wrestler.

1083
00:57:14,780 --> 00:57:16,180
So he got training.

1084
00:57:16,180 --> 00:57:18,480
And yeah, he's like, they're like, oh, real.

1085
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:19,780
He wanted their respect so bad.

1086
00:57:19,780 --> 00:57:22,280
Like real men do death matches.

1087
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:25,080
But in the world of wrestling, if you listen to a lot of wrestling podcasts,

1088
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:28,880
like death matches are shunned by a lot of companies because it's like you're

1089
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,780
in the middle of a farm field in front of 30 people.

1090
00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:31,380
So it's reviving.

1091
00:57:31,380 --> 00:57:34,880
Doing crazy shit that could fucking send you to the ER.

1092
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:35,280
Yeah.

1093
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:35,780
You know what I mean?

1094
00:57:35,780 --> 00:57:37,580
So he's never going to back that.

1095
00:57:37,580 --> 00:57:39,080
Yeah, they're never going to invest to them.

1096
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:40,980
It's like a much more promotional.

1097
00:57:40,980 --> 00:57:43,680
So can't you theoretically call anything a death?

1098
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,380
Well, you could.

1099
00:57:44,380 --> 00:57:47,680
But this is like where they use light tubes, barbed wire.

1100
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:49,480
Like you're going to believe real life.

1101
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,180
Like watch the Foley shit.

1102
00:57:51,180 --> 00:57:51,680
Yeah.

1103
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:54,280
No, this is Mick Foley's tame.

1104
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:55,080
Yeah.

1105
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:56,680
Mick Foley took the stuff that did.

1106
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,580
I get that there's backyard wrestling.

1107
00:57:58,580 --> 00:58:01,180
That's like, this is like one step above that.

1108
00:58:01,180 --> 00:58:02,680
I feel like you need to watch more.

1109
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:03,680
And no, no, listen.

1110
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:07,980
One of my absolute best friends in the world, he is a independent wrestler.

1111
00:58:07,980 --> 00:58:09,780
He's the sawed-off badass.

1112
00:58:09,780 --> 00:58:10,980
He's over in Oregon.

1113
00:58:10,980 --> 00:58:13,280
And he's part of an independent wrestling circuit.

1114
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:17,380
And I know there, they don't do the hardcore shit a lot of the time.

1115
00:58:17,380 --> 00:58:18,080
Because you're right.

1116
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:19,980
It's like it's shunned.

1117
00:58:19,980 --> 00:58:22,880
And then I know that there's a step down, which is backyard wrestling.

1118
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:26,180
This guy is the champion of just right above that.

1119
00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:26,680
OK.

1120
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:27,180
Like that's-

1121
00:58:27,180 --> 00:58:29,580
Is AEW the step below WWE?

1122
00:58:29,580 --> 00:58:30,380
Is that like-

1123
00:58:30,380 --> 00:58:32,780
Yeah, so like you would consider that like AAA.

1124
00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:33,680
Yeah.

1125
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:37,880
Yeah, they were like, they're like the, like WWE was the biggest, right?

1126
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,680
And then you have, it does have competitors.

1127
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,280
And those guys are all in the subsections.

1128
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:46,380
You have like Ring of Honor, which just got bowed out by AEW, I believe.

1129
00:58:46,380 --> 00:58:46,880
Yeah.

1130
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:48,180
And then there's TNA Impact.

1131
00:58:48,180 --> 00:58:50,180
And then there's New Japan Pro.

1132
00:58:50,180 --> 00:58:51,880
And so you have all of these different like-

1133
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:54,980
But at that, at this time of this movie, wasn't that what WCW was?

1134
00:58:54,980 --> 00:58:55,980
This time, so no.

1135
00:58:55,980 --> 00:58:56,480
Oh yeah.

1136
00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:00,580
This was the time I had WCWF then and WCW.

1137
00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:02,880
No, it wasn't F in 2000.

1138
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:03,380
Yeah.

1139
00:59:03,380 --> 00:59:04,580
I thought F changed the ratings.

1140
00:59:04,580 --> 00:59:07,080
It wasn't F until 2002.

1141
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:07,780
Oh, yeah.

1142
00:59:07,780 --> 00:59:12,180
Yeah, so at the time, so like when these guys were going to head to head for these ratings,

1143
00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:16,780
and so David Arquette was like, they was like, he was being the guy that like, like the guy,

1144
00:59:16,780 --> 00:59:17,280
idiots, right?

1145
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:18,580
He were like, this could re-inject it.

1146
00:59:18,580 --> 00:59:19,080
We'll win.

1147
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,480
We'll start getting our ratings back.

1148
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,580
And that was like the death blow to WCW.

1149
00:59:23,580 --> 00:59:28,780
So David Arquette wants the respect and he gets in the ring like this psychopath and he gets like fucked up.

1150
00:59:28,780 --> 00:59:30,580
And it's all because of that movie.

1151
00:59:30,580 --> 00:59:35,280
That whole Ready to Rumble movie not only destroyed WCW and got everybody to hate him,

1152
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,380
but sent him on the path of like the redemption arc.

1153
00:59:37,380 --> 00:59:38,980
He wanted to get that for the fans.

1154
00:59:38,980 --> 00:59:44,180
And he does do occasional like before, like since Ready to Rumble, he's done a few just, you know,

1155
00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:50,880
dark matches, which is like non televised matches basically, just like lower indie promotions.

1156
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,380
Yeah, like he does have wrestling chops.

1157
00:59:52,380 --> 00:59:54,180
Like now he's a pretty decent wrestler.

1158
00:59:54,180 --> 01:00:00,980
Like, that's a lot of a backstory for this kind of a movie to have like of like such an epic scale.

1159
01:00:00,980 --> 01:00:04,880
All for like, to like, to really get down to it.

1160
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:05,580
It's cute.

1161
01:00:05,580 --> 01:00:06,780
It's a cute movie.

1162
01:00:06,780 --> 01:00:09,180
It's a cute little wrestling movie.

1163
01:00:09,180 --> 01:00:11,780
I'll use the word cute for this movie because that's what it is.

1164
01:00:11,780 --> 01:00:12,880
I so disagree.

1165
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,680
I cannot believe you look at this movie.

1166
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,380
You must be able to step away from it then completely.

1167
01:00:17,380 --> 01:00:19,480
The second thing because it becomes wrestling.

1168
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:26,580
So it becomes nothing to you because you are normally a real backer of say the gay community.

1169
01:00:26,580 --> 01:00:27,380
Yeah, of course.

1170
01:00:27,380 --> 01:00:27,680
Okay.

1171
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:30,280
Well, this movie is the exact fucking opposite of that.

1172
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:32,580
This movie is so fucking homophobic.

1173
01:00:32,580 --> 01:00:33,180
What are you talking about?

1174
01:00:33,180 --> 01:00:33,580
What?

1175
01:00:33,580 --> 01:00:35,280
At the end he goes, I love Sting.

1176
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:36,380
You love Sting.

1177
01:00:36,380 --> 01:00:37,080
We're both men.

1178
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:42,380
While they're ass-raping people throughout the movie and this movie has scene after scene after scene of the...

1179
01:00:42,380 --> 01:00:43,180
A lot of movies did.

1180
01:00:43,180 --> 01:00:43,880
It's Porky's.

1181
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:44,380
I get it.

1182
01:00:44,380 --> 01:00:46,380
A lot of movies did back then.

1183
01:00:46,380 --> 01:00:48,680
But you could not put this movie out today.

1184
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:49,480
Sure you could.

1185
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:49,980
No.

1186
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:52,080
It started off with the R word.

1187
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:52,780
Like, right away.

1188
01:00:52,780 --> 01:00:53,580
Exactly.

1189
01:00:53,580 --> 01:00:54,880
And then the gay cop just grabbed it.

1190
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:56,680
The gay cop grabbed it and said, gay cop's his dad.

1191
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:57,880
It was over and over and over.

1192
01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:59,680
I don't think the cop was gay.

1193
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:00,580
Huh?

1194
01:01:00,580 --> 01:01:01,680
I don't think it's his dad.

1195
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:02,080
He's just like...

1196
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:03,680
That was my first note when I didn't notice it.

1197
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:03,880
Exactly.

1198
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,280
The gay cop is Gordy's dad.

1199
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:05,980
Oh shit.

1200
01:01:05,980 --> 01:01:06,880
Yeah.

1201
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:07,380
Exactly.

1202
01:01:07,380 --> 01:01:07,980
He wasn't...

1203
01:01:07,980 --> 01:01:09,980
Did you watch the same movie we watched?

1204
01:01:09,980 --> 01:01:11,180
I just think you guys are looking like...

1205
01:01:11,180 --> 01:01:12,980
Because this movie is extremely homophobic.

1206
01:01:12,980 --> 01:01:13,480
Extremely.

1207
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:15,480
I don't see any homophobic in here.

1208
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:17,780
You mean like it's so straight that it's homophobic?

1209
01:01:17,780 --> 01:01:18,880
It's all comedy.

1210
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:21,080
It's all done for comedy.

1211
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:22,280
But, well it's not...

1212
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:25,980
Normally in your normal life you would have watched some of the scenes out of this movie

1213
01:01:25,980 --> 01:01:29,180
as the cop standing there just pounding the guy in the back

1214
01:01:29,180 --> 01:01:31,580
and said, this is not acceptable.

1215
01:01:31,580 --> 01:01:33,380
But in this world it is.

1216
01:01:33,380 --> 01:01:34,480
Which is fine.

1217
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,380
Because you're suspending disbelief.

1218
01:01:36,380 --> 01:01:38,580
Now have you ever heard of Parallel Universe?

1219
01:01:38,580 --> 01:01:39,780
No, I'm just kidding.

1220
01:01:39,780 --> 01:01:41,180
Parallel Universe.

1221
01:01:41,180 --> 01:01:44,480
I don't remember exactly the scene you're talking about.

1222
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:45,380
Anybody getting pounded?

1223
01:01:45,380 --> 01:01:45,980
No, no, hold on.

1224
01:01:45,980 --> 01:01:47,580
I don't remember the pounding scene.

1225
01:01:47,580 --> 01:01:48,280
I...

1226
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:49,080
What I do...

1227
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,380
Okay.

1228
01:01:50,380 --> 01:01:52,680
In hindsight there's maybe a few...

1229
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:53,580
Homophobic jokes?

1230
01:01:53,580 --> 01:01:54,980
Not homophobic.

1231
01:01:54,980 --> 01:01:55,280
They're...

1232
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,180
Because I don't even think they were bad taste.

1233
01:01:57,180 --> 01:02:02,180
Like there is a moment where the cop turns to give a man a hug

1234
01:02:02,180 --> 01:02:05,280
after his son does the wrestling thing at the end.

1235
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:08,580
And then he backs up and does like a quick handshake instead.

1236
01:02:08,580 --> 01:02:10,480
That's him being homophobic.

1237
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:13,880
But I don't think that that's a homophobic joke against the gay community.

1238
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:14,980
And they might...

1239
01:02:14,980 --> 01:02:16,480
The two characters...

1240
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:19,480
I think that's just making fun of like cops and how like manly a cop is.

1241
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:22,280
Also, okay, I have an interjection.

1242
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:23,680
I have an interjection.

1243
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:28,880
At the time, and I'm not paraphrasing because I was a wrestling fan in 2000, right?

1244
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,380
If you're a 13 year old kid with a stone cold shirt on

1245
01:02:31,380 --> 01:02:32,880
people will see that you're into wrestling.

1246
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:33,780
They think you're gay.

1247
01:02:33,780 --> 01:02:34,380
Yeah.

1248
01:02:34,380 --> 01:02:39,580
They think you're gay because the concept of wrestling is two men and greased up boots and tights

1249
01:02:39,580 --> 01:02:42,780
getting in the ring and making a play fight that you're supposed to believe

1250
01:02:42,780 --> 01:02:44,880
and then pinning each other or mounting each other.

1251
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:45,580
If you're in...

1252
01:02:45,580 --> 01:02:49,080
Now in 2024, I see what you're saying because this wouldn't have played because like

1253
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:50,780
these people like wouldn't watch...

1254
01:02:50,780 --> 01:02:53,480
People like look at wrestling now and they do not call it gay.

1255
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:54,380
It's not gay to like...

1256
01:02:54,380 --> 01:02:57,680
There's a body of adults my age that are like huge WWE fans.

1257
01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:59,280
People are like, oh, that's cool.

1258
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,880
You know, like they don't... you don't get the shit.

1259
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:06,680
So I think the movie, I don't think anybody's necessarily right in that opinion

1260
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,180
because I see what you're both saying.

1261
01:03:08,180 --> 01:03:11,380
But I think the reason the dad is like cops are so manly.

1262
01:03:11,380 --> 01:03:12,880
Cops hate wrestling.

1263
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:13,980
Cops make fun of people.

1264
01:03:13,980 --> 01:03:17,080
Like I never knew a cop who was like, I love WWF man.

1265
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:17,880
That's cool.

1266
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:19,680
He's like, gay.

1267
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:22,680
I know people who love WWF who became cops.

1268
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:27,580
I think you have David Arquette's character who the dad does not see as a man running off to

1269
01:03:27,580 --> 01:03:29,180
wrestle other grown men.

1270
01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:37,780
And so his storyline is the cop, the dad cop is like coming to terms with his son's...

1271
01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:38,680
Not gay.

1272
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:39,480
His son is not gay.

1273
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,180
He doesn't believe his son likes men.

1274
01:03:41,180 --> 01:03:43,980
His gay hobby like wrestling is gay.

1275
01:03:43,980 --> 01:03:44,380
Exactly.

1276
01:03:44,380 --> 01:03:47,780
It's gay as a pejorative term, K versus cool.

1277
01:03:47,780 --> 01:03:47,980
Right?

1278
01:03:47,980 --> 01:03:49,680
Like you were like you like the lame hobby.

1279
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,180
That didn't come off to me.

1280
01:03:51,180 --> 01:03:52,280
That's how... but I'm saying that's...

1281
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:52,880
I think they were just playing.

1282
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:53,680
I think they were just playing.

1283
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:55,780
That's what dad was like starting to see.

1284
01:03:55,780 --> 01:03:59,880
There is a parallel there, but it's not that he thinks that his like...

1285
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:01,580
They go to the King's trailer.

1286
01:04:01,580 --> 01:04:04,880
They see that he's in a dress and they're like, Scott Conn's like, I give up.

1287
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:05,380
Let's go home.

1288
01:04:05,380 --> 01:04:06,280
He's wearing a dress.

1289
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:06,880
Oh, yeah.

1290
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:07,580
About to leave.

1291
01:04:07,580 --> 01:04:08,280
King by the way.

1292
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:10,980
So wait, let me just say this then.

1293
01:04:10,980 --> 01:04:12,480
They make the best of the humor.

1294
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:13,580
It's just the style of humor.

1295
01:04:13,580 --> 01:04:14,880
Fine, fine, fine.

1296
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:17,480
They couldn't make this exact movie today.

1297
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:19,180
But if you're talking about the...

1298
01:04:19,180 --> 01:04:25,680
If they were to reboot Ready to Rumble and have two trailer park boys working sewage,

1299
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:29,580
trying to do some wrestling shit with wrestlers who are current today,

1300
01:04:29,580 --> 01:04:32,480
it would absolutely do well for the wrestling community.

1301
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:33,980
And I think the wrestling community is big.

1302
01:04:33,980 --> 01:04:34,480
I think you're right.

1303
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:41,080
I think the WWE games despite all their hilarious glitches that they have are really big selling games.

1304
01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:42,880
People love playing those online.

1305
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,680
There's a big crossover game.

1306
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:46,680
I know people who...

1307
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:52,780
I know people who love wrestling so much that they do a D&D style game

1308
01:04:52,780 --> 01:04:57,680
where they each play as a fake wrestler, as their character.

1309
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:00,180
And they come out and it's like you're confronted.

1310
01:05:00,180 --> 01:05:01,980
It's like an insane...

1311
01:05:01,980 --> 01:05:03,380
This movie is made for those people.

1312
01:05:03,380 --> 01:05:04,680
It sounds amazing, right?

1313
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:05,480
That's all I'm saying.

1314
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:08,980
This movie is made for those wrestling fans.

1315
01:05:08,980 --> 01:05:10,180
All the jokes in your work.

1316
01:05:10,180 --> 01:05:12,180
And what I'm telling you is the outside world, they don't work.

1317
01:05:12,180 --> 01:05:14,380
I think the outside world can understand what's going on.

1318
01:05:14,380 --> 01:05:16,280
Well, if you were in the outside world watching that movie,

1319
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:20,480
you were laughing because you related to the dad because you thought wrestling was stupid.

1320
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:24,480
But if you're a mark for wrestling, you resonated with David Arquette's character

1321
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:27,380
because you knew what it was like to be like maybe I don't like basketball or football.

1322
01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:28,880
I like professional wrestling.

1323
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:30,880
And my dad's like that's fake ass bullshit.

1324
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:33,080
It's how you look dumb with wrestling.

1325
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:36,780
I gotta shoot that down too because I don't know jack shit about wrestling.

1326
01:05:36,780 --> 01:05:38,380
Like I liked Goldberg when I was a kid.

1327
01:05:38,380 --> 01:05:39,480
That was my favorite wrestler.

1328
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:41,080
So how did you sit with you then?

1329
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:43,580
I liked the movie because I liked how Goldberg was in it.

1330
01:05:43,580 --> 01:05:45,980
Like the opening sequence where it shows all the old school figures.

1331
01:05:45,980 --> 01:05:48,680
I only recognized Hogan and Andre and that was it.

1332
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:50,680
I didn't know any of the other wrestlers in it.

1333
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:52,480
I saw Goldberg was in it in the beginning.

1334
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:56,180
Also my mom who knows even less about wrestling than me walked by and she's like,

1335
01:05:56,180 --> 01:05:58,180
oh, I love this movie.

1336
01:05:58,180 --> 01:05:59,480
Yeah, it does a great movie.

1337
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:03,980
And in contrast, if you want to see like Ready to Rumble was one of the biggest wrestling movies ever.

1338
01:06:03,980 --> 01:06:07,380
Not a movie with wrestlers in it, but a wrestling centric movie, right?

1339
01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:10,380
The second one to it has been the recently released Iron Claw.

1340
01:06:10,380 --> 01:06:10,880
That's what they are.

1341
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:13,380
Which got a bunch of grant which has been nominated a bet.

1342
01:06:13,380 --> 01:06:16,380
And that's like but you see how they how they treat wrestling different.

1343
01:06:16,380 --> 01:06:20,680
What is cartoonish and over the top and like ridiculous like the wrestler.

1344
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:24,480
Yeah, or to the wrestler.

1345
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,780
That was not based off of the real carrot.

1346
01:06:26,780 --> 01:06:31,080
This was based off of the real organization like WCW is in Ready to Rumble and

1347
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:34,480
the Iron Claw is about WCCW which is Southwest with Southwest West.

1348
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,380
There's some lost video.

1349
01:06:36,380 --> 01:06:36,780
Okay.

1350
01:06:36,780 --> 01:06:37,180
Okay.

1351
01:06:37,180 --> 01:06:37,780
Oh battery.

1352
01:06:37,780 --> 01:06:42,080
Yeah, we can switch out the battery.

1353
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:42,980
Your camera man, Brandon.

1354
01:06:42,980 --> 01:06:43,580
Thank you.

1355
01:06:43,580 --> 01:06:45,080
Thank you.

1356
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:47,880
So that was so that was like different, you know what I mean?

1357
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:49,180
But like where it's actually about the industry.

1358
01:06:49,180 --> 01:06:52,980
So and you can see how they they tell the story differently now because everybody

1359
01:06:52,980 --> 01:06:55,680
knows what you know, that's the session is changed.

1360
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:56,180
Yeah.

1361
01:06:56,180 --> 01:06:59,680
Well the industry itself the way the wrestlers are treated in the real world

1362
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:04,480
and all the shit that's come from the whole different conditions that these

1363
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:06,780
wrestlers have worked under for so long.

1364
01:07:06,780 --> 01:07:07,780
It's horrific.

1365
01:07:07,780 --> 01:07:09,280
It's almost like a zoo treatment.

1366
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:10,380
I feel like a human being.

1367
01:07:10,380 --> 01:07:12,680
You know how long ago that really was though.

1368
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:13,980
No, no, this is still going on.

1369
01:07:13,980 --> 01:07:15,480
Yeah, absolutely motions.

1370
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:21,080
It's how many wrestlers come out of retirement or come out of whatever and they

1371
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,380
go like hey, this was awful.

1372
01:07:22,380 --> 01:07:27,980
We only got paid this much money to do to break ourselves in the kind of contract.

1373
01:07:27,980 --> 01:07:31,680
But that was a lot of that was the truth of the matter is is when a lot of them do

1374
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:32,680
talk about it.

1375
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:34,980
They talk about it like that.

1376
01:07:34,980 --> 01:07:35,880
It does suck.

1377
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:37,880
But I mean, it's an addiction to them.

1378
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:38,380
Yeah, right.

1379
01:07:38,380 --> 01:07:41,380
You get to go out and like all these people are screaming your fucking name.

1380
01:07:41,380 --> 01:07:43,880
I mean, you know, I mean like you know, like I do stand up.

1381
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,780
Comedy for a lot of the same reasons, right?

1382
01:07:45,780 --> 01:07:47,980
It's addictive to be a reaction.

1383
01:07:47,980 --> 01:07:53,180
I agree that we should unionize and have Anthony start paying us.

1384
01:07:53,180 --> 01:07:55,780
Every show Anthony.

1385
01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:56,880
Yeah, every wrestler.

1386
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:58,380
So it's like so there is an addiction to it.

1387
01:07:58,380 --> 01:08:01,180
So a lot of these wrestlers, they're like there was unfair treatment.

1388
01:08:01,180 --> 01:08:04,180
You all right on the one hand like yeah, I don't have health insurance.

1389
01:08:04,180 --> 01:08:05,180
You know what I mean?

1390
01:08:05,180 --> 01:08:08,280
And yeah, this company that I have to I have to pay I have to travel everywhere.

1391
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:08,780
Right.

1392
01:08:08,780 --> 01:08:13,080
But also while other guys are clocking into a nine to five, right?

1393
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:16,680
I'm like lacing up these boots to go out there to have like this 30 minute match

1394
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:19,780
with these guys that are screaming my name and banging these ring girls.

1395
01:08:19,780 --> 01:08:21,580
Yeah, yeah, everybody worships me.

1396
01:08:21,580 --> 01:08:23,380
They fucking idolize me for this character.

1397
01:08:23,380 --> 01:08:25,180
Well, it's more than one night most of the time too.

1398
01:08:25,180 --> 01:08:25,680
They what?

1399
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:26,980
More than one night most of the time.

1400
01:08:26,980 --> 01:08:27,180
Yeah.

1401
01:08:27,180 --> 01:08:28,480
Oh, yeah, sometimes two or three times.

1402
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:30,480
I mean, it's like that the rush of that, you know what I mean?

1403
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:33,680
They're like, you know, that was that was the sacrifice.

1404
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:34,480
It was like, you're right.

1405
01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:40,680
If we can if if you got paid just enough to go out and be a stand up comic

1406
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:44,880
and it paid for just everything you need it to be out for just enough.

1407
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:48,380
Like is what you're kind of making now, but you could just do traveling stand up.

1408
01:08:48,380 --> 01:08:50,580
Yeah, because you're like and it's like, yeah, I pay for everything.

1409
01:08:50,580 --> 01:08:51,680
And yeah, I'm eating different shit.

1410
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:54,780
But you know, like every night at the hotel and all this crap, you know,

1411
01:08:54,780 --> 01:08:57,680
it's like if you were on tour, you know, I mean like you're living poor.

1412
01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:59,880
You're like, I got to make I got to go to these next time.

1413
01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:00,380
These next time.

1414
01:09:00,380 --> 01:09:03,480
A lot of like when you're young, but when but when their people are screaming

1415
01:09:03,480 --> 01:09:07,880
your name from show to show and you're like and you know that your friend back home,

1416
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:12,080
he's he's going to work fucking at the at the office max the next day, right?

1417
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:16,480
And he's going to like run a gym or he's going to like he's going to go be a bag.

1418
01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:17,480
I'm at Walmart.

1419
01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:23,780
That guy is sitting there every day just wishing he was you looking for DDP yoga.

1420
01:09:23,780 --> 01:09:25,380
Oh, yeah. DDP yoga is a big thing.

1421
01:09:25,380 --> 01:09:26,180
Oh, yeah.

1422
01:09:26,180 --> 01:09:27,080
Mm hmm.

1423
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:28,380
Now he was the other guy in this movie.

1424
01:09:28,380 --> 01:09:29,180
Diamond House patrons.

1425
01:09:29,180 --> 01:09:30,980
They are the main main villain.

1426
01:09:30,980 --> 01:09:31,480
Main villain.

1427
01:09:31,480 --> 01:09:32,380
Yeah.

1428
01:09:32,380 --> 01:09:33,780
All of you.

1429
01:09:33,780 --> 01:09:35,880
You're about to do one of our personal work.

1430
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:38,080
I'm going to go.

1431
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:39,280
Oh, right.

1432
01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:42,080
Copyright.

1433
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:42,380
All right.

1434
01:09:42,380 --> 01:09:42,980
There we go.

1435
01:09:42,980 --> 01:09:44,680
Yeah.

1436
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:48,680
We'll just have this running in the background.

1437
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:49,780
Yeah.

1438
01:09:49,780 --> 01:09:51,080
We had DDP yoga.

1439
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:51,380
Yeah.

1440
01:09:51,380 --> 01:09:51,880
I'm just moving.

1441
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:52,480
It's pretty epic.

1442
01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:56,980
Like what he was like probably in his 40s when this movie came out to you.

1443
01:09:56,980 --> 01:09:58,480
That's what the crazy thing.

1444
01:09:58,480 --> 01:10:03,580
He was first movie where the sorry is that the first movie where the villain doesn't get any hate,

1445
01:10:03,580 --> 01:10:05,580
but the hero did.

1446
01:10:05,580 --> 01:10:07,180
Who's the hero?

1447
01:10:07,180 --> 01:10:10,280
Oh, David Arquette.

1448
01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:11,580
Maybe like through the audio.

1449
01:10:11,580 --> 01:10:12,680
Like through the receiver.

1450
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:17,980
No, because all of the wrestlers at the time knew this was a big one.

1451
01:10:17,980 --> 01:10:20,880
They knew the ship was sinking off of.

1452
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:23,780
Why would they put Oliver Platt and not one of the wrestlers?

1453
01:10:23,780 --> 01:10:24,880
That was a weird choice.

1454
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:29,480
It was a very weird choice, I think, because like you hear me out on this.

1455
01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:30,580
Hear me out on why this is genius.

1456
01:10:30,580 --> 01:10:31,580
Can I guess?

1457
01:10:31,580 --> 01:10:32,380
Yeah, I got it.

1458
01:10:32,380 --> 01:10:33,680
Can I guess the motive?

1459
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:39,380
If they put any wrestler other than someone who wasn't a wrestler in this,

1460
01:10:39,380 --> 01:10:42,780
then they would have declared via movie who was the best wrestler.

1461
01:10:42,780 --> 01:10:46,980
Like if Stone Cold was the guy who was like the one who wins at the end,

1462
01:10:46,980 --> 01:10:48,380
he's the king or whatever.

1463
01:10:48,380 --> 01:10:50,680
If they had picked a baby face, you're saying they'd have been picking.

1464
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:56,880
Or if they picked anyone, if they picked Goldberg, if they picked DDP to be the fucking main guy.

1465
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:58,280
I can answer.

1466
01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:01,480
I mean, I've never read this, but I'm going to give it my best guess.

1467
01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:03,680
Two things really were happening with Oliver Platt.

1468
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:09,480
One, he has the look of a classic like 70s 80s off the bar stool kind of wrestler.

1469
01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:10,280
Yes, right.

1470
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,880
With like the Barry Windham physique, etc.

1471
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:16,880
And he really not only does he look like but his character is the king.

1472
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:21,380
He is Jerry the King Waller who is infamous with his Andy Kaufman rivalry.

1473
01:11:21,380 --> 01:11:23,980
Like he was like big where he's wrestling to this day.

1474
01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:24,780
He's one of the biggest.

1475
01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:26,480
He was a direct.

1476
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:30,480
I think there is a collaboration between their like, listen, this guy looks like Jerry the King.

1477
01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:34,580
We don't I mean, it's it's and it's not about like because Jerry the King was an announcer for the WVS.

1478
01:11:34,580 --> 01:11:36,280
They were their direct rival.

1479
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:38,480
But you also get that that cycle.

1480
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:42,280
I would say that you get the WF fans without saying it's the WVF character.

1481
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:47,880
And Jerry, if you if you know anything about wrestling, you have like this kind of reverence for Jerry the King Lawler.

1482
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:53,680
He's almost the you almost like if you it's like you get the two things like he just looked like a fucking Jerry the King.

1483
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:58,780
Us wrestler, his finisher in the movies, the Piledriver, which was Jerry the King Lawler's.

1484
01:11:58,780 --> 01:12:01,180
Or do we have the crown? But he did it off.

1485
01:12:01,180 --> 01:12:02,580
So the crown.

1486
01:12:02,580 --> 01:12:08,680
Yeah. So like so they're looking for a character that he fucking he might as well.

1487
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:12,880
He fit into this movie more as a wrestler than David or can't really fit into wrestling.

1488
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:19,480
Right. You know, I mean, but his personality was based on Rick Flair is kind of what they is what they went for when they created the character.

1489
01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:23,180
Yeah. He's also the ultimate cocksucker like wrestler in the fact.

1490
01:12:23,180 --> 01:12:24,680
So why not use Rick Flair?

1491
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:26,980
He's like he hit by the WWE.

1492
01:12:26,980 --> 01:12:30,680
What could have been contractual with the WWE?

1493
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,380
I think we're in close with WWF.

1494
01:12:32,380 --> 01:12:34,080
You could have put a WWF.

1495
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:35,580
We use WCW.

1496
01:12:35,580 --> 01:12:38,680
But he's when he left their company, he left on very poor terms.

1497
01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:44,180
They should have done it as an indie wrestling circuit, which I mean not should have.

1498
01:12:44,180 --> 01:12:45,580
I like this one.

1499
01:12:45,580 --> 01:12:50,080
But if they did it again, it would be more interesting watching indie people.

1500
01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:50,680
I've seen that.

1501
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:52,380
OK, have you seen that show?

1502
01:12:52,380 --> 01:12:55,880
I think I don't know if it's called Heels or is it called Heels?

1503
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:57,980
Have you watched it's Arrow? The guy that played Arrow?

1504
01:12:57,980 --> 01:12:59,280
Yeah, Stephen Amell.

1505
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:04,680
He plays like a guy taking over his dad's indie wrestling circuit.

1506
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:06,880
Like his dad was like a mini Vince McMahon.

1507
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:07,580
Yeah.

1508
01:13:07,580 --> 01:13:08,280
Have you watched it?

1509
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:08,680
Yes.

1510
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:09,880
Oh, so good.

1511
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:11,280
What do you think?

1512
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:12,180
It gets it right.

1513
01:13:12,180 --> 01:13:12,980
Like that's what I'm saying.

1514
01:13:12,980 --> 01:13:15,780
Like wrestling is done with a different reference now than this movie.

1515
01:13:15,780 --> 01:13:16,380
It's not right.

1516
01:13:16,380 --> 01:13:20,580
If we're talking about it was done today, I think Heels is what we get.

1517
01:13:20,580 --> 01:13:22,680
I think this is what except that's a drama.

1518
01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:26,080
This is you could you imagine like if this really happened in real life,

1519
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:32,780
like a rogue wrestler jumps into the company like how many wheels are turning to be like,

1520
01:13:32,780 --> 01:13:36,180
oh, now we got to fucking do this like the backstage of it all.

1521
01:13:36,180 --> 01:13:40,080
Like setting up like this death match of a triple cage.

1522
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:44,480
Bro, the moment a guy jumps away a motorcycle into the ring.

1523
01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:45,680
How many violations does that?

1524
01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:47,180
OK, the law.

1525
01:13:47,180 --> 01:13:51,480
By the way, when that happened, I thought that was Gordy's dad showing up to shoot everybody.

1526
01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:52,680
I did too.

1527
01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:55,180
I thought it was the dad too.

1528
01:13:55,180 --> 01:13:57,180
Well, I love that part.

1529
01:13:57,180 --> 01:13:58,580
OK, I mean it's it's.

1530
01:13:58,580 --> 01:14:02,080
The only thing I hate about this movie is the dumb rap.

1531
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:05,480
And like the beginning, like there's the you could cut that out and no one would.

1532
01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:08,180
No, no, the rap that the fucking king does when he goes to the.

1533
01:14:08,180 --> 01:14:09,980
Oh, yeah.

1534
01:14:09,980 --> 01:14:13,480
I was like, yeah, I was like that's that's the only thing I hate about this movie.

1535
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:14,380
His little chant that he makes.

1536
01:14:14,380 --> 01:14:15,980
Yeah, I'm like, what is this?

1537
01:14:15,980 --> 01:14:19,780
Sal, Sal Baldini, the old wrestler that like teaches in the ropes.

1538
01:14:19,780 --> 01:14:21,180
That's Bob.

1539
01:14:21,180 --> 01:14:22,380
That is Bob.

1540
01:14:22,380 --> 01:14:22,980
And guess what?

1541
01:14:22,980 --> 01:14:26,280
That actor plays a character in Entourage as well.

1542
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:28,180
And his name in that show is Bob.

1543
01:14:28,180 --> 01:14:28,980
Is Bob.

1544
01:14:28,980 --> 01:14:30,580
Everything's linking together.

1545
01:14:30,580 --> 01:14:31,880
He was also kind of an homage.

1546
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:33,480
I felt like not Stu Hart,

1547
01:14:33,480 --> 01:14:37,280
but like the guys that were like the gym trainers for wrestlers back in the day.

1548
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:39,880
Because like those guys would like it's a work, right?

1549
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:42,380
But the big part of the business back like you mean,

1550
01:14:42,380 --> 01:14:44,180
it kind of all came to a conclusion in the 2000s.

1551
01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:49,480
But the character that's based off of is someone that was like teaching real painful wrestling first,

1552
01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:51,780
even kind of fucked you up to see if you would like come back.

1553
01:14:51,780 --> 01:14:54,680
You can see the Rocky in this movie.

1554
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:58,480
If you look at the storyline, you can see Rocky throughout this movie.

1555
01:14:58,480 --> 01:15:00,480
Yeah, so he teaches him like real wrestling.

1556
01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:01,980
You know, like they two or three.

1557
01:15:01,980 --> 01:15:06,280
You see the same tropes like Rocky five or six because.

1558
01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:09,580
Which one of these guys is the best?

1559
01:15:09,580 --> 01:15:11,780
In the beginning somewhere, Ryan, you probably know this.

1560
01:15:11,780 --> 01:15:16,880
There's that one guy with the black tank top and looks like the bonesaw in the Spider Man.

1561
01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:18,580
Yeah, that's Macho Man.

1562
01:15:18,580 --> 01:15:19,780
That's Macho Man.

1563
01:15:19,780 --> 01:15:20,680
That's Macho Man.

1564
01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:23,880
He also see other wrestlers you see is Rey Mysterio.

1565
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:24,880
Yeah, without his mask.

1566
01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:25,680
Without his mask.

1567
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:28,280
He's the first one that jumps on the guy and does like a hirakirana.

1568
01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:29,180
Oh, okay.

1569
01:15:29,180 --> 01:15:31,880
Or if you're a WCW, it's called what's the style?

1570
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:32,880
They definitely use the WCW.

1571
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:33,480
What's Steiner call it?

1572
01:15:33,480 --> 01:15:34,480
Oh, Frankensteiner.

1573
01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:34,880
Frankensteiner.

1574
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:36,680
Is it the Black Widow move?

1575
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:37,480
The one that Black Widow does all the time?

1576
01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:38,880
That's a hirakirana.

1577
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:41,280
That's a bit of a different move where a dragon does.

1578
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:42,180
It's like.

1579
01:15:42,180 --> 01:15:43,180
Is it not similar?

1580
01:15:43,180 --> 01:15:45,080
Is it not wrap your legs around someone's head and.

1581
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:47,480
Okay, well, it's really offensive to wrestlers, okay?

1582
01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:49,380
What move are we talking about?

1583
01:15:49,380 --> 01:15:50,680
Describe it to me.

1584
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:53,880
He jumps on to him like face first.

1585
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:57,180
And he does like a backflip and the guy flops onto his back.

1586
01:15:57,180 --> 01:15:57,880
I feel like I just described that.

1587
01:15:57,880 --> 01:16:00,580
Part of this is just the 2000 of this movie.

1588
01:16:00,580 --> 01:16:02,680
I mean, like I like the movie overall.

1589
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:04,180
It's okay.

1590
01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:06,680
This movie is okay overall, but it's so 2000 to me.

1591
01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:08,280
There's so many things about it.

1592
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:08,780
I love it.

1593
01:16:08,780 --> 01:16:10,080
Well, also technically.

1594
01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:12,280
It's like so white and so like.

1595
01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:14,980
This is one of my favorite movies of all times, by the way.

1596
01:16:14,980 --> 01:16:15,680
Yeah.

1597
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:16,180
It's up there for me too.

1598
01:16:16,180 --> 01:16:18,180
I like watching it, but it was nostalgic.

1599
01:16:18,180 --> 01:16:19,380
Bad time to follow up.

1600
01:16:19,380 --> 01:16:20,680
It's so white.

1601
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:21,380
It's so white.

1602
01:16:21,380 --> 01:16:23,380
This is one of my favorite movies of all time.

1603
01:16:23,380 --> 01:16:24,780
Is this just German?

1604
01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:25,080
Right.

1605
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:25,880
It's no problem.

1606
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:26,580
Very German.

1607
01:16:26,580 --> 01:16:27,280
Very German.

1608
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:29,080
Yeah.

1609
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:33,280
I put just a few notes in the beginning when he put his finger

1610
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:36,380
in his asshole and tricked him with the slushie.

1611
01:16:36,380 --> 01:16:38,280
Got to try that in real life.

1612
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:39,580
Super gross.

1613
01:16:39,580 --> 01:16:40,880
His dad molested his friend.

1614
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:42,780
I thought that was funny.

1615
01:16:42,780 --> 01:16:44,080
His dad molested his friend.

1616
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:47,780
I think when he had all the dripping shit juice out of the

1617
01:16:47,780 --> 01:16:50,380
little porcupine and it falls all over his gloves.

1618
01:16:50,380 --> 01:16:53,680
If you just watch him in the background, he's wiping his

1619
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:54,280
face off.

1620
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:57,980
And it's just like just I'm just like very funny.

1621
01:16:57,980 --> 01:17:01,480
And then immediately after they're eating burgers and it's

1622
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:02,980
just dripping right next to him.

1623
01:17:02,980 --> 01:17:05,980
Like they're getting so much use out of this porcupine a bit.

1624
01:17:05,980 --> 01:17:09,980
I like the fact that randomly a bunch of toilet paper fall on

1625
01:17:09,980 --> 01:17:11,480
the road next to a bunch of shit.

1626
01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:14,280
I like that the firefighters are cleaning up and they're like

1627
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:15,680
why do we got to clean up this shit?

1628
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:17,180
The cops are like we're not going to fucking do it.

1629
01:17:17,180 --> 01:17:20,380
Right there they have a big continuity error too because

1630
01:17:20,380 --> 01:17:22,680
everyone gets splattered with the shit and then the next

1631
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:25,880
scene Gordy and Sean are cleaned.

1632
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:26,980
Oh, I'm sorry.

1633
01:17:26,980 --> 01:17:29,780
One thing is like they just started cleaning up the shit

1634
01:17:29,780 --> 01:17:31,180
and then a truck comes in.

1635
01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:32,680
They didn't set up cones or anything.

1636
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:35,980
And then also to clean everything up then they just leave

1637
01:17:35,980 --> 01:17:37,480
these two guys on the fucking side of the road.

1638
01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:43,680
If you were a cop or firefighter in that situation and they

1639
01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:46,480
made you clean up a bunch of shit you'd be like alright fuck

1640
01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:46,980
you guys.

1641
01:17:46,980 --> 01:17:50,980
The tow truck guy was like nah, not going to do it.

1642
01:17:50,980 --> 01:17:53,880
I just love the line that he says after they crash.

1643
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:55,580
I kind of always like the smell.

1644
01:17:55,580 --> 01:17:58,680
It smells like French toast.

1645
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:01,280
French toast with shit on it.

1646
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:03,680
French toast dipped in shit.

1647
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:08,480
They go through that drive through and they're hitting on

1648
01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:10,180
the chicken and she throws the bag at them.

1649
01:18:10,180 --> 01:18:10,680
Oh yeah.

1650
01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:12,680
Those french fries if you look at it those french fries are

1651
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:13,280
not even cooked.

1652
01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:14,280
They're like gray as fuck.

1653
01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:15,280
They did look frozen.

1654
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:16,980
I noticed that probably because they didn't want to throw

1655
01:18:16,980 --> 01:18:19,580
hot fries at them and because they didn't want to waste

1656
01:18:19,580 --> 01:18:21,480
they didn't want to just keep cooking fries for every

1657
01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:22,480
day or whatever.

1658
01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:22,980
Cut.

1659
01:18:22,980 --> 01:18:24,980
Oh God we got to do it again.

1660
01:18:24,980 --> 01:18:26,580
I just want to point out the ending.

1661
01:18:26,580 --> 01:18:32,180
Sean who hooks up with the girl that had a crush on him and

1662
01:18:32,180 --> 01:18:35,780
starts screaming I love him I love him right at the end.

1663
01:18:35,780 --> 01:18:40,080
The very last shot we get is him the hot ass one of the

1664
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:43,680
hot ass nitro girls giving him like a hey what's up baby and

1665
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:47,680
him going like yeah and then getting in the car and then

1666
01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:52,680
Dewey and his chick going in or whatever or whatever and

1667
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:53,580
then they bounce.

1668
01:18:53,580 --> 01:18:55,080
Yeah.

1669
01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:55,980
Where's the chick?

1670
01:18:55,980 --> 01:18:57,580
I think he doesn't end up with her.

1671
01:18:57,580 --> 01:19:00,480
I think he abandoned her immediately and is now hooking

1672
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:01,480
up with nitro girls.

1673
01:19:01,480 --> 01:19:02,980
I think Sean's a fucking asshole.

1674
01:19:02,980 --> 01:19:07,380
And then to follow that up there's a blooper at the very

1675
01:19:07,380 --> 01:19:07,780
end.

1676
01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:09,680
The inset credits are great.

1677
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:12,180
There's a blooper and I kept calling him Dewey I forget his

1678
01:19:12,180 --> 01:19:15,880
name but Dewey's look he's it's a blooper where he's staring

1679
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:20,280
at the Gordie where he's staring at the girls breasts

1680
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:22,080
the main nitro girls.

1681
01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:22,980
It says they're so big.

1682
01:19:22,980 --> 01:19:23,980
Rose McGuinn.

1683
01:19:23,980 --> 01:19:27,880
And so he's staring at her and he's like he couldn't come

1684
01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:30,080
up with a thing but he's like but then he's like I can't

1685
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:33,680
stop staring at him look at her face because she turns around

1686
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:37,180
and she is not having this like she felt uncomfortable in

1687
01:19:37,180 --> 01:19:37,680
that moment.

1688
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:39,580
You could tell because she looks at the camera like like

1689
01:19:39,580 --> 01:19:40,480
help me help me.

1690
01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:43,680
Like what's going on and then she moves around rolls her eyes

1691
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:46,980
and walks away while he's just because remember he it doesn't

1692
01:19:46,980 --> 01:19:47,580
stop there.

1693
01:19:47,580 --> 01:19:50,780
He goes like he goes like fucking weird on her.

1694
01:19:50,780 --> 01:19:52,180
She says I feel uncomfortable.

1695
01:19:52,180 --> 01:19:53,280
She's like this is weird.

1696
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:54,080
You're so weird.

1697
01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:55,580
Watch that blooper again.

1698
01:19:55,580 --> 01:19:57,080
It's one of the most uncomfortable.

1699
01:19:57,080 --> 01:19:57,680
Right.

1700
01:19:57,680 --> 01:19:58,080
Great.

1701
01:19:58,080 --> 01:19:59,780
Like why did they leave that in there?

1702
01:19:59,780 --> 01:20:01,480
He looks like a creep.

1703
01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:02,580
I'm sorry David Arquette.

1704
01:20:02,580 --> 01:20:03,380
You're probably nice guy.

1705
01:20:03,380 --> 01:20:07,580
I like the screen movies, but when you were younger in 2000

1706
01:20:07,580 --> 01:20:10,180
don't forget he had to have to look at his big sister's

1707
01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:10,980
tits his whole life.

1708
01:20:11,180 --> 01:20:13,580
What Patricia Arquette.

1709
01:20:13,580 --> 01:20:14,380
Oh Jesus.

1710
01:20:15,180 --> 01:20:16,380
That was just a weird.

1711
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:17,580
Just say it.

1712
01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:18,080
I know.

1713
01:20:18,380 --> 01:20:20,080
I don't think that's what it was looking at.

1714
01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:20,880
What was she partridge?

1715
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:22,080
What's partridge Arquette in?

1716
01:20:22,380 --> 01:20:23,180
Oh my God.

1717
01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:24,380
I forget what she's in.

1718
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:26,480
She played well for one thing.

1719
01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:31,780
She played that psychic girl that for 10 years on TV.

1720
01:20:31,780 --> 01:20:32,580
She was a psychic.

1721
01:20:32,580 --> 01:20:33,180
Medium?

1722
01:20:33,180 --> 01:20:33,680
Medium.

1723
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:33,980
Yeah.

1724
01:20:33,980 --> 01:20:34,280
Okay.

1725
01:20:35,980 --> 01:20:37,480
I think she was also in Little Nicky.

1726
01:20:37,780 --> 01:20:38,680
She's in a lot of stuff.

1727
01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:38,880
I don't know.

1728
01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:39,980
She's very very famous.

1729
01:20:39,980 --> 01:20:41,180
She's more famous than him.

1730
01:20:41,980 --> 01:20:44,780
So at this point probably not today.

1731
01:20:44,780 --> 01:20:46,280
She was in 2000.

1732
01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:51,280
Okay, because everyone loves them some David Arquette now.

1733
01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:51,780
Yes.

1734
01:20:51,780 --> 01:20:53,980
Do you guys watch the most recent screen movies?

1735
01:20:53,980 --> 01:20:56,280
Although you have to realize you have to think about

1736
01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:58,680
things like like your mother, my mother.

1737
01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:00,280
Most of those people have no idea who he is because they don't

1738
01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:00,880
want screen.

1739
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:02,880
My mother, she's a huge David Arquette fan.

1740
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:04,180
She's got a poster on her locker.

1741
01:21:04,180 --> 01:21:04,980
It was high school.

1742
01:21:04,980 --> 01:21:05,380
Sure.

1743
01:21:05,380 --> 01:21:06,380
High school.

1744
01:21:06,780 --> 01:21:07,980
Your mother's high school.

1745
01:21:09,180 --> 01:21:12,080
So I'm just saying David Arquette's age appropriateness

1746
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:14,780
is not doesn't fit into a lot of a lot of people over 40

1747
01:21:14,780 --> 01:21:15,780
don't really know who he is.

1748
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:18,380
Do you know the who the main villain was supposed to be in

1749
01:21:18,380 --> 01:21:18,780
this?

1750
01:21:18,780 --> 01:21:19,180
Who?

1751
01:21:19,180 --> 01:21:20,880
Who got fired before it filmed?

1752
01:21:21,780 --> 01:21:22,180
Who?

1753
01:21:22,380 --> 01:21:23,380
It's Eric Bischoff.

1754
01:21:24,180 --> 01:21:25,080
That's who they wrote.

1755
01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:26,080
Bischoff?

1756
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:28,580
The Sinclair guy is supposed to be Eric Bischoff the whole

1757
01:21:28,580 --> 01:21:28,980
time.

1758
01:21:28,980 --> 01:21:31,180
Yeah, and they changed some things because they're like,

1759
01:21:31,180 --> 01:21:33,580
well now he would have a NDA.

1760
01:21:33,580 --> 01:21:36,580
So now we can't disclose like a bunch of stuff.

1761
01:21:36,580 --> 01:21:37,780
So they had a Bischoff.

1762
01:21:37,780 --> 01:21:42,180
He's the main WCW like he was the Vincent.

1763
01:21:42,180 --> 01:21:44,980
He was basically the Vincent man character.

1764
01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:47,980
He wasn't the owner, but he was the character.

1765
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:48,480
Yeah.

1766
01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:54,180
Yeah, he's like a have you guys how many of you so attitude

1767
01:21:54,180 --> 01:21:57,480
era is what I watched primarily Stone Cold the Rock,

1768
01:21:57,680 --> 01:21:58,980
Mick Foley, right?

1769
01:21:59,580 --> 01:22:00,480
Goldberg, right?

1770
01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:02,080
I watched a little bit of WCW.

1771
01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:03,680
They were all baby faces when I was watching.

1772
01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:05,680
It's hilarious because those are the baby faces from what

1773
01:22:05,680 --> 01:22:06,480
I was watching.

1774
01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:08,480
What exactly makes it a baby face?

1775
01:22:08,480 --> 01:22:09,380
They're the good guys.

1776
01:22:09,580 --> 01:22:10,180
The good guys.

1777
01:22:10,180 --> 01:22:12,280
Well, no, but they went through arcs all of them.

1778
01:22:12,280 --> 01:22:13,080
They're the younger.

1779
01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:14,780
The Rock was a bad guy at one point.

1780
01:22:14,780 --> 01:22:16,180
The Rock started as a bad guy.

1781
01:22:16,180 --> 01:22:17,180
Yeah, the Rock started as a bad guy.

1782
01:22:17,180 --> 01:22:18,780
Mick Foley was three dudes.

1783
01:22:19,580 --> 01:22:19,980
Yeah.

1784
01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:21,680
He was Cactus Jack.

1785
01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:26,980
Mankind was his only heel character and heel loosely.

1786
01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:28,780
Yeah, because people love Mankind.

1787
01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:30,480
Not at first though.

1788
01:22:30,980 --> 01:22:33,980
But that's the whole soap opera of it is changing from heel

1789
01:22:33,980 --> 01:22:35,580
to good guy, good guy to bad guy.

1790
01:22:35,580 --> 01:22:38,180
I think people love Mankind because of how much damage he

1791
01:22:38,180 --> 01:22:39,180
put himself through.

1792
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:39,880
I mean look at Hulk.

1793
01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:41,180
Hulk Hogan.

1794
01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:42,280
No, not Hulk Hogan.

1795
01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:45,680
From the biggest heel to the biggest good guy.

1796
01:22:45,780 --> 01:22:50,580
Well, Hulk Hogan like ruined his name by today.

1797
01:22:50,580 --> 01:22:51,780
He's not.

1798
01:22:51,780 --> 01:22:52,980
Yeah, a lot of people don't like him.

1799
01:22:52,980 --> 01:22:57,080
Was it that drunk video of him screaming at his daughter?

1800
01:22:57,080 --> 01:22:57,880
I don't know.

1801
01:22:57,880 --> 01:22:58,980
There's a lot of different things.

1802
01:22:58,980 --> 01:23:01,680
Hulk Hogan has done a lot of stuff.

1803
01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:04,780
Did you see him get interrogated by a judge?

1804
01:23:04,780 --> 01:23:07,680
Yeah, but he's still one of the best wrestlers of all time.

1805
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:09,180
You can take away what it's kind of like singers.

1806
01:23:09,180 --> 01:23:10,380
We're talking about Michael Jackson.

1807
01:23:10,380 --> 01:23:11,780
Is he going to listen to Michael Jackson?

1808
01:23:11,780 --> 01:23:14,980
You can also look at best wrestlers of all time with quotes

1809
01:23:14,980 --> 01:23:17,880
because it's who did the best performance?

1810
01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:19,180
Who?

1811
01:23:19,180 --> 01:23:25,380
Well, just because Hulk Hogan was the most popular guy during

1812
01:23:25,380 --> 01:23:28,280
the Hulkamania and a bunch of kids bought his fucking lunch

1813
01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:31,280
pails and stuff and because he was popular and he started

1814
01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:32,180
some movies and shit.

1815
01:23:32,180 --> 01:23:33,880
I wouldn't put him in my mind.

1816
01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:35,180
He was a good heel also.

1817
01:23:35,180 --> 01:23:39,380
But in my mind, he doesn't rank for me best wrestler of all

1818
01:23:39,380 --> 01:23:41,880
time because in my mind, it's all subjective.

1819
01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:44,480
I think there's a hall of fame and there's lists or whatever,

1820
01:23:44,480 --> 01:23:45,480
but for me it's subjective.

1821
01:23:45,480 --> 01:23:47,880
My best wrestlers of all time are probably the ones I grew

1822
01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:51,580
up with which would be Stone Cold, The Rock, Mick Foley,

1823
01:23:51,580 --> 01:23:53,080
Same with music, same with anything.

1824
01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:53,380
Right.

1825
01:23:53,380 --> 01:23:58,080
It's Rey Mysterio, Undertaker, Kane.

1826
01:23:58,080 --> 01:23:59,280
Kane, I love Kane.

1827
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:00,580
He's up there for me.

1828
01:24:00,580 --> 01:24:02,380
I think I stopped watching right around the time when Kane

1829
01:24:02,380 --> 01:24:02,980
was last on.

1830
01:24:02,980 --> 01:24:03,680
See, that's the thing.

1831
01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:05,180
If you stop and you start and you're with people.

1832
01:24:05,180 --> 01:24:06,680
Right when you see bald ass Kane.

1833
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:08,580
Yeah, that's when he got vindictive though.

1834
01:24:08,580 --> 01:24:10,080
He lit a guy on fire.

1835
01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:12,180
I think I stopped shortly after that.

1836
01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:13,080
I would just stop at that.

1837
01:24:13,080 --> 01:24:15,480
He lights JR on fire and everyone's like, what the fuck

1838
01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:16,180
is wrong with this guy?

1839
01:24:16,180 --> 01:24:18,280
See, I stopped at the beginning of that era.

1840
01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:19,880
That's so funny because that's what we're saying.

1841
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:20,880
That's the ruthless era.

1842
01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:22,680
See, that's the ruthless aggression era.

1843
01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:23,080
Yeah.

1844
01:24:23,080 --> 01:24:28,580
So I argue that that era is better than bad, too, there.

1845
01:24:28,580 --> 01:24:29,480
Sure.

1846
01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:30,880
Oh.

1847
01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:33,580
So you like the era where you look back to your era.

1848
01:24:33,580 --> 01:24:36,480
I couldn't even tell you because really I stopped watching.

1849
01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:38,780
Hulk and Andre and all those guys were gone once they got

1850
01:24:38,780 --> 01:24:39,380
old and out.

1851
01:24:39,380 --> 01:24:40,680
I was done.

1852
01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:42,380
So it's what I'm saying.

1853
01:24:42,380 --> 01:24:44,480
I've catched Goldberg here and there.

1854
01:24:44,480 --> 01:24:47,080
There's some storyline that I'll see because it crosses

1855
01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:48,180
into mainstream.

1856
01:24:48,180 --> 01:24:50,580
Once in a while, a wrestling storyline will cross into

1857
01:24:50,580 --> 01:24:51,680
mainstream.

1858
01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:53,080
Guy falls, breaks his neck.

1859
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:53,580
Sure.

1860
01:24:53,580 --> 01:24:54,080
Whatever.

1861
01:24:54,080 --> 01:24:55,680
It crosses into mainstream news once in a while.

1862
01:24:55,680 --> 01:24:58,080
You go back and you look and you see the storylines that

1863
01:24:58,080 --> 01:24:58,480
are going on.

1864
01:24:58,480 --> 01:24:59,780
So that's why you didn't care for this movie.

1865
01:24:59,780 --> 01:25:00,180
We're all-

1866
01:25:00,180 --> 01:25:00,880
That's what I'm saying.

1867
01:25:00,880 --> 01:25:01,280
We all like-

1868
01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:03,880
I mean, besides Austin, we liked wrestling at some point

1869
01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:04,380
in our lives.

1870
01:25:04,380 --> 01:25:04,980
I did, too.

1871
01:25:04,980 --> 01:25:05,580
But back in the-

1872
01:25:05,580 --> 01:25:05,980
I liked it at some point.

1873
01:25:05,980 --> 01:25:07,380
Three days way before August.

1874
01:25:07,380 --> 01:25:10,580
I remember getting those big dolls of them.

1875
01:25:10,580 --> 01:25:11,280
Yeah, Wrestle With Us.

1876
01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:12,280
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1877
01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:12,980
That was a huge-

1878
01:25:12,980 --> 01:25:13,880
Wrestle Buddies.

1879
01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:15,580
I had a Wrestle Buddy or whatever it was.

1880
01:25:15,580 --> 01:25:16,180
Yeah.

1881
01:25:16,180 --> 01:25:16,780
What's crazy-

1882
01:25:16,780 --> 01:25:17,580
I had a couple of those.

1883
01:25:17,580 --> 01:25:20,280
I think Undertaker and Stone Cold.

1884
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:21,480
Goldberg's a trip though.

1885
01:25:21,480 --> 01:25:23,880
Goldberg in this movie looks the exact same as he does

1886
01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:24,580
today.

1887
01:25:24,580 --> 01:25:27,680
It is 27 years ago, 23 years ago.

1888
01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:28,380
It's a trip.

1889
01:25:28,380 --> 01:25:29,380
Goldberg is the same-

1890
01:25:29,380 --> 01:25:29,880
DDP looks-

1891
01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:30,580
That's DDP.

1892
01:25:30,580 --> 01:25:32,580
You were watching DDP.

1893
01:25:32,580 --> 01:25:32,880
Yeah.

1894
01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:33,680
In yoga right now.

1895
01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:34,580
He looks better now.

1896
01:25:34,580 --> 01:25:36,580
He actually looks better now than he did.

1897
01:25:36,580 --> 01:25:37,380
25 years ago.

1898
01:25:37,380 --> 01:25:38,680
That's part of the yoga.

1899
01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:40,780
Versus getting the shit beat out of you all the time.

1900
01:25:40,780 --> 01:25:42,380
Well, like this yoga, he's-

1901
01:25:42,380 --> 01:25:44,480
Like you gotta think, that thing's just plywood.

1902
01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:45,280
No, not plywood.

1903
01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:48,080
It's like boards that they fall on, you know, on the map.

1904
01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:48,480
There's like-

1905
01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:48,880
Yeah.

1906
01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:50,280
There's like half an inch of-

1907
01:25:50,280 --> 01:25:50,680
Sure.

1908
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:51,680
Oh, no, yeah.

1909
01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:52,180
It's still-

1910
01:25:52,180 --> 01:25:53,180
Destroy their bodies.

1911
01:25:53,180 --> 01:25:53,880
Yeah.

1912
01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:54,380
That's what I said.

1913
01:25:54,380 --> 01:25:55,480
That's why he's in better shape now.

1914
01:25:55,480 --> 01:25:56,680
He's not doing that anymore.

1915
01:25:56,680 --> 01:25:57,080
Yeah.

1916
01:25:57,080 --> 01:25:58,880
For the people listening at home, we're just watching.

1917
01:25:58,880 --> 01:25:59,880
In the background, there's just-

1918
01:25:59,880 --> 01:26:01,480
We're just playing DDP yoga.

1919
01:26:01,480 --> 01:26:02,380
He's doing the Cobra Pro.

1920
01:26:02,380 --> 01:26:03,280
He's doing the-

1921
01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:04,480
This is the Diamond Cutter one.

1922
01:26:04,480 --> 01:26:05,780
Yeah, Cobra, Down Dog.

1923
01:26:05,780 --> 01:26:06,480
Yeah.

1924
01:26:06,480 --> 01:26:08,480
He didn't vent every move.

1925
01:26:08,480 --> 01:26:09,080
No.

1926
01:26:09,080 --> 01:26:10,380
Hardly any of these actually.

1927
01:26:10,380 --> 01:26:12,880
Well, no, every one of them is- he just renamed-

1928
01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:15,680
It's the style of Aladair, because he does it impactful.

1929
01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:16,480
In a certain pattern.

1930
01:26:16,480 --> 01:26:16,680
Yeah.

1931
01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:17,380
Right.

1932
01:26:17,380 --> 01:26:19,080
It's- that's his- that's his thing.

1933
01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:25,680
But also, and this is designed for like older people, like my dad's age or whatever.

1934
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:26,380
Your age, Mike.

1935
01:26:26,380 --> 01:26:28,080
Honestly, you should be doing DDP yoga.

1936
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:28,480
Yeah.

1937
01:26:28,480 --> 01:26:30,980
Which era's age?

1938
01:26:30,980 --> 01:26:31,680
I kinda was.

1939
01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:34,280
Have you seen the- have you seen the guy's transformation from DDP yoga?

1940
01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:35,880
I'm actually trying, honestly.

1941
01:26:35,880 --> 01:26:36,680
You should look it up.

1942
01:26:36,680 --> 01:26:37,080
It's crazy.

1943
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:38,580
It's like a five-minute video.

1944
01:26:38,580 --> 01:26:41,380
He can watch it right now and he can- he could- he could react to it.

1945
01:26:41,380 --> 01:26:43,580
Yeah, the guy was like in crutches and like-

1946
01:26:43,580 --> 01:26:44,680
Oh wait, no, I have seen it.

1947
01:26:44,680 --> 01:26:45,480
And he's like doing what?

1948
01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:46,580
He's doing DDP yoga?

1949
01:26:46,580 --> 01:26:47,080
Yeah.

1950
01:26:47,080 --> 01:26:47,880
Handstands.

1951
01:26:47,880 --> 01:26:49,280
Yeah, he's doing handstands now.

1952
01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:50,880
It's crazy.

1953
01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:51,380
Same thing.

1954
01:26:51,380 --> 01:26:55,280
I thought that- there was one part of this movie that was just 90s as fuck.

1955
01:26:55,280 --> 01:26:57,680
When they- they- they run into the Shermanator.

1956
01:26:57,680 --> 01:26:58,480
No.

1957
01:26:58,480 --> 01:26:59,080
It was on-

1958
01:26:59,080 --> 01:26:59,480
Yeah.

1959
01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:01,180
Gets on his fucking iMac computer.

1960
01:27:01,180 --> 01:27:05,280
Goes to hacker.com or whatever.

1961
01:27:05,280 --> 01:27:06,680
And then he's like in the background with a watchman.

1962
01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:08,280
Shhh, my mom will hear you.

1963
01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:08,780
Yeah.

1964
01:27:08,780 --> 01:27:09,580
My mom will hear you.

1965
01:27:09,580 --> 01:27:14,080
That hacking scene was worse than the entire movie of hackers with Angelina Jolie.

1966
01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:17,280
They could have brought- like, they could have used that hacker guy more in the movie.

1967
01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:20,780
They just- he tracks down his relatives for him and then that's it.

1968
01:27:20,780 --> 01:27:21,280
He's gone.

1969
01:27:21,280 --> 01:27:24,280
And they could have called- he could have came and like helped at the end of the movie or something.

1970
01:27:24,280 --> 01:27:27,080
Like, set off some pyrotechnics to fuck off a guy.

1971
01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:28,280
Like, no.

1972
01:27:28,280 --> 01:27:30,280
Yeah, his dad said that's for pussies.

1973
01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:31,380
They could have used him again.

1974
01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:34,380
Yeah, they could have- like, you're right, that could have been a whole subplot.

1975
01:27:34,380 --> 01:27:40,480
When she shows up, I got you guys, and he rigs the pyrotechnics so that they get like a better entrance or whatever.

1976
01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:42,280
Wasn't he one of the people watching in like, chair and lawn?

1977
01:27:42,280 --> 01:27:42,780
Yeah.

1978
01:27:42,780 --> 01:27:44,180
Yeah, but that just felt like a tag.

1979
01:27:44,180 --> 01:27:45,080
Just like the old lady.

1980
01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:46,880
We never got to see her in a tight shirt.

1981
01:27:46,880 --> 01:27:52,180
We got to see her in a dominatrix outfit- well, her whatever outfit that she's wearing, her leather outfit.

1982
01:27:52,180 --> 01:27:55,380
We never got to see the tight wrestling shirt, which we're all waiting for, right?

1983
01:27:55,380 --> 01:27:56,780
Interesting thought.

1984
01:27:56,780 --> 01:27:57,580
Follow us.

1985
01:27:57,580 --> 01:27:58,980
This is the old lady from that one.

1986
01:27:58,980 --> 01:28:02,680
I do want to say this movie probably has like one of the best soundtracks.

1987
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:03,180
Yeah.

1988
01:28:03,180 --> 01:28:06,080
I'm very curious though, like you like the movie, right?

1989
01:28:06,080 --> 01:28:10,780
So you say it's one of your favorite movies, but you also say it destroyed WCW.

1990
01:28:10,780 --> 01:28:11,480
So is that a good thing?

1991
01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:12,980
WCW needed to fall.

1992
01:28:12,980 --> 01:28:13,780
That's what I was asking.

1993
01:28:13,780 --> 01:28:14,580
That's what I'm asking.

1994
01:28:14,580 --> 01:28:16,080
I think it's a heart from the artist.

1995
01:28:16,080 --> 01:28:18,380
But it's not a fan of that era or that knowing what was going on.

1996
01:28:18,380 --> 01:28:19,780
Well, WCW was going down the old-

1997
01:28:19,780 --> 01:28:20,980
Was it going down anyway?

1998
01:28:20,980 --> 01:28:22,780
Yeah, oh yeah, it was really bad by that point.

1999
01:28:22,780 --> 01:28:25,780
I think that movie was like one of the few good things that kind of came out of the end.

2000
01:28:25,780 --> 01:28:26,180
Yeah.

2001
01:28:26,180 --> 01:28:31,180
Ironically enough, because like, I kind of, I thought, you know, wrestling fans are real harsh, man.

2002
01:28:31,180 --> 01:28:31,880
They're really hard to please.

2003
01:28:31,880 --> 01:28:34,180
What did you just say? They must say, hate me that I'm a camp man.

2004
01:28:34,180 --> 01:28:37,580
Yeah, he had to go on a whole redemption arc for like hardcore fans.

2005
01:28:37,580 --> 01:28:38,880
You know, I'm not, I'm into it.

2006
01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:39,480
Sure, but not-

2007
01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:40,980
But I'm not like-

2008
01:28:40,980 --> 01:28:41,580
You don't believe it.

2009
01:28:41,580 --> 01:28:42,180
...cessible.

2010
01:28:42,180 --> 01:28:44,780
Yeah, you know, like there's a lot of people that are like,

2011
01:28:44,780 --> 01:28:49,080
oh, the reason that they're going to sign this guy to this thing is because in the backstage area,

2012
01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:50,680
there was beef between this guy.

2013
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:52,380
Like, I don't know any of that stuff, right?

2014
01:28:52,380 --> 01:28:53,780
But I do follow the storylines.

2015
01:28:53,780 --> 01:28:54,980
I follow their careers, you know, the wrestling careers.

2016
01:28:54,980 --> 01:28:56,380
There's one thing I know.

2017
01:28:56,380 --> 01:28:59,080
There's one thing I know about current wrestling.

2018
01:28:59,080 --> 01:28:59,880
Brett Wyatt.

2019
01:28:59,880 --> 01:29:00,880
I think his name's Brett.

2020
01:29:00,880 --> 01:29:02,080
Brett Wyatt.

2021
01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:04,380
Brett Wyatt looks like Zach's brother.

2022
01:29:05,480 --> 01:29:05,780
What?

2023
01:29:05,780 --> 01:29:09,380
Zach looks like, Zach, you look like you could be part of his little dark-

2024
01:29:09,380 --> 01:29:10,380
I wouldn't have wanted to.

2025
01:29:10,380 --> 01:29:11,180
He's dead, right?

2026
01:29:11,180 --> 01:29:12,180
Dark swamp family.

2027
01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:12,880
He's what?

2028
01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:14,380
He died this year.

2029
01:29:14,380 --> 01:29:14,980
Yeah.

2030
01:29:14,980 --> 01:29:15,580
Wrestler?

2031
01:29:15,580 --> 01:29:16,180
Yep.

2032
01:29:16,180 --> 01:29:16,680
From?

2033
01:29:16,680 --> 01:29:18,180
He's like 36 or something.

2034
01:29:18,180 --> 01:29:20,080
But, drugs or alcohol or-

2035
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:21,880
No, this was, he had a genetic thing.

2036
01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:22,480
Yeah, I think that came from-

2037
01:29:22,480 --> 01:29:24,280
Oh, something like a heart attack or whatever, okay.

2038
01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:24,780
Yeah.

2039
01:29:24,780 --> 01:29:25,680
Weak powers.

2040
01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:26,980
The actor that played King,

2041
01:29:26,980 --> 01:29:31,280
it looks like Andy, but God hates him and gave him some immune deficiency or something.

2042
01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:32,280
Thank you.

2043
01:29:32,280 --> 01:29:33,280
You talking about Andy or-

2044
01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:34,280
You look way better.

2045
01:29:34,280 --> 01:29:35,280
I'm the better version.

2046
01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:37,780
You said I'm a better, no, I'm a better Oliver Platt.

2047
01:29:37,780 --> 01:29:38,780
I'm a better Oliver Platt.

2048
01:29:38,780 --> 01:29:40,280
I actually really like Oliver Platt in this movie.

2049
01:29:40,280 --> 01:29:41,280
I do too.

2050
01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:43,280
I like Oliver Platt in a lot of movies.

2051
01:29:43,280 --> 01:29:44,280
No, he's a good-

2052
01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:45,280
No, I like Oliver Platt.

2053
01:29:45,280 --> 01:29:48,280
I just thought in the movie, why not use the fame of a wrestler versus-

2054
01:29:48,280 --> 01:29:53,280
I just think it's funny, like, he loses the title and within 48 hours, he's already dressing in girl clothes.

2055
01:29:53,280 --> 01:29:53,780
Yeah.

2056
01:29:53,780 --> 01:29:55,280
And he spites himself.

2057
01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:56,280
Yeah.

2058
01:29:56,280 --> 01:29:57,280
Hiding.

2059
01:29:57,280 --> 01:30:00,780
This movie presented a great mystery too, if anyone caught it.

2060
01:30:00,780 --> 01:30:03,280
If you have one nut, is it still your left nut?

2061
01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:04,280
That was a great one.

2062
01:30:04,280 --> 01:30:05,280
That's a great one.

2063
01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:06,280
Yes.

2064
01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:07,280
Doesn't it just depend?

2065
01:30:07,280 --> 01:30:08,280
Phone in with your answer.

2066
01:30:08,280 --> 01:30:09,280
Yes.

2067
01:30:09,280 --> 01:30:10,280
That's the second question.

2068
01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:16,780
You can tell us about the first time you got high or that's a serious question.

2069
01:30:16,780 --> 01:30:18,780
It's kind of like is a pizza a hot dog.

2070
01:30:18,780 --> 01:30:19,780
And the number again is-

2071
01:30:19,780 --> 01:30:20,780
877-

2072
01:30:20,780 --> 01:30:24,780
7-07-02-829-0117.

2073
01:30:24,780 --> 01:30:26,780
You'll memorize it quicker.

2074
01:30:26,780 --> 01:30:32,780
Man, I'll tell you right now, that bell ringer got me so high that I'm actively expecting

2075
01:30:32,780 --> 01:30:34,780
right now for people to start calling in.

2076
01:30:34,780 --> 01:30:39,780
For something we're recording that I'm going to release weeks from now.

2077
01:30:39,780 --> 01:30:40,780
Right, yeah.

2078
01:30:40,780 --> 01:30:41,780
I have a question.

2079
01:30:41,780 --> 01:30:43,780
Does Sting's makeup count as blackface?

2080
01:30:43,780 --> 01:30:44,780
No.

2081
01:30:44,780 --> 01:30:45,780
That's whiteface.

2082
01:30:45,780 --> 01:30:46,780
That's mostly white.

2083
01:30:46,780 --> 01:30:47,780
Yeah, it's mostly white.

2084
01:30:47,780 --> 01:30:48,780
Blackface.

2085
01:30:48,780 --> 01:30:50,780
I'm trying to get Sting canceled.

2086
01:30:50,780 --> 01:30:53,780
Hey, he's retired this year, okay?

2087
01:30:53,780 --> 01:30:56,780
He's retiring like next month or something like that.

2088
01:30:56,780 --> 01:30:57,780
Yeah, he's still wrestling.

2089
01:30:57,780 --> 01:30:58,780
Wow.

2090
01:30:58,780 --> 01:30:59,780
Yeah.

2091
01:30:59,780 --> 01:31:00,780
That's crazy.

2092
01:31:00,780 --> 01:31:01,780
He's in AEW.

2093
01:31:01,780 --> 01:31:02,780
They're real addicted to it.

2094
01:31:02,780 --> 01:31:03,780
Well, you say that, but isn't the Rock back or whatever?

2095
01:31:03,780 --> 01:31:04,780
No.

2096
01:31:04,780 --> 01:31:05,780
Not the Rock.

2097
01:31:05,780 --> 01:31:07,780
He made an appearance not too long ago.

2098
01:31:07,780 --> 01:31:09,780
I think Goldberg's holding the belt right now.

2099
01:31:09,780 --> 01:31:10,780
No.

2100
01:31:10,780 --> 01:31:11,780
No.

2101
01:31:11,780 --> 01:31:12,780
He's out of wrestling.

2102
01:31:12,780 --> 01:31:13,780
Is it Sting older than him?

2103
01:31:13,780 --> 01:31:14,780
I like all the movies he was in.

2104
01:31:14,780 --> 01:31:15,780
He was in that Looney Tunes back then.

2105
01:31:15,780 --> 01:31:16,780
Sting is older than the Rock.

2106
01:31:16,780 --> 01:31:17,780
Yeah, that's right.

2107
01:31:17,780 --> 01:31:18,780
Yeah, no.

2108
01:31:18,780 --> 01:31:21,780
Goldberg, a lot of fans, he has a lot of hate.

2109
01:31:21,780 --> 01:31:22,780
Goldberg does.

2110
01:31:22,780 --> 01:31:25,780
Yeah, one of my friends hates the fuck out of Goldberg.

2111
01:31:25,780 --> 01:31:30,780
I have a dislike for him because he ended Bret Hart's career.

2112
01:31:30,780 --> 01:31:31,780
Yeah.

2113
01:31:31,780 --> 01:31:36,780
I was looking for a specific Japanese wrestling game.

2114
01:31:36,780 --> 01:31:39,780
If you say the Hitman, what do you say Bret's name?

2115
01:31:39,780 --> 01:31:40,780
Bret, the Hitman Hart.

2116
01:31:40,780 --> 01:31:41,780
Who's that?

2117
01:31:41,780 --> 01:31:42,780
What do you like to play?

2118
01:31:42,780 --> 01:31:43,780
Sting or Chippenpa?

2119
01:31:43,780 --> 01:31:44,780
Oh, Jesus, we're going to go there.

2120
01:31:44,780 --> 01:31:45,780
Chris Benoit?

2121
01:31:45,780 --> 01:31:46,780
Chris Benoit.

2122
01:31:46,780 --> 01:31:50,780
Yeah, is it, it has enough time passed that you could admit it's, no?

2123
01:31:50,780 --> 01:31:51,780
No.

2124
01:31:51,780 --> 01:31:52,780
Wait, can you admit what?

2125
01:31:52,780 --> 01:31:57,780
It was kind of funny he hung himself on a bow flex.

2126
01:31:57,780 --> 01:31:59,780
Okay, I mean, yeah.

2127
01:31:59,780 --> 01:32:01,780
We're laughing, yeah, but.

2128
01:32:01,780 --> 01:32:04,780
That is a funny way to go as a wrestler.

2129
01:32:04,780 --> 01:32:05,780
Yeah.

2130
01:32:05,780 --> 01:32:07,780
If it had just been him, a little funnier.

2131
01:32:07,780 --> 01:32:08,780
Yeah.

2132
01:32:08,780 --> 01:32:09,780
No, if it was just him, then everyone would be.

2133
01:32:09,780 --> 01:32:13,780
I think if I was to guess what really taters people about that whole situation would be

2134
01:32:13,780 --> 01:32:14,780
the dead children.

2135
01:32:14,780 --> 01:32:15,780
Yeah.

2136
01:32:15,780 --> 01:32:17,780
I think what really pissed off the wrestling fans.

2137
01:32:17,780 --> 01:32:20,780
I think what pissed off the wrestling fans is he went from baby fat to a big fat fat guy

2138
01:32:20,780 --> 01:32:22,780
and he went from baby face to heel.

2139
01:32:22,780 --> 01:32:23,780
Real, real quick.

2140
01:32:23,780 --> 01:32:24,780
Yeah.

2141
01:32:24,780 --> 01:32:25,780
If you're married.

2142
01:32:25,780 --> 01:32:26,780
To the K-Fab.

2143
01:32:26,780 --> 01:32:27,780
The K-Fab.

2144
01:32:27,780 --> 01:32:28,780
The K-Fab.

2145
01:32:28,780 --> 01:32:29,780
Yeah.

2146
01:32:29,780 --> 01:32:32,780
If you're married, you can understand thinking about murdering your wife and children.

2147
01:32:32,780 --> 01:32:34,780
But to do it, you know.

2148
01:32:34,780 --> 01:32:36,780
I really never think about that.

2149
01:32:36,780 --> 01:32:37,780
How about you?

2150
01:32:37,780 --> 01:32:38,780
Do you ever think about that?

2151
01:32:38,780 --> 01:32:39,780
Never, right?

2152
01:32:39,780 --> 01:32:40,780
Zach, he improvs wholly.

2153
01:32:40,780 --> 01:32:41,780
Remember everything he says.

2154
01:32:41,780 --> 01:32:42,780
It's just off the cuff.

2155
01:32:42,780 --> 01:32:43,780
We never think about that.

2156
01:32:43,780 --> 01:32:44,780
And the points don't matter.

2157
01:32:44,780 --> 01:32:45,780
We never think about that.

2158
01:32:45,780 --> 01:32:46,780
Why are you winking at me?

2159
01:32:46,780 --> 01:32:47,780
Why are you winking at me?

2160
01:32:47,780 --> 01:32:48,780
Today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today,

2161
01:32:48,780 --> 01:32:52,780
Today equate that to that whole situation to like the CTE—

2162
01:32:52,780 --> 01:32:53,780
Oh shit.

2163
01:32:53,780 --> 01:32:54,780
Yeah, yeah, they've—

2164
01:32:54,780 --> 01:32:55,780
Oh no.

2165
01:32:55,780 --> 01:32:56,780
Yeah.

2166
01:32:56,780 --> 01:32:57,780
He's a—

2167
01:32:57,780 --> 01:32:58,780
Who do you respond to more?

2168
01:32:58,780 --> 01:32:59,780
houseурist, steroid.

2169
01:32:59,780 --> 01:33:00,780
Like, Do people like football more, so they can only care about it for football players

2170
01:33:00,780 --> 01:33:01,780
and not wrestlers?

2171
01:33:01,780 --> 01:33:02,780
I think that's exactly what you're talking about.

2172
01:33:02,780 --> 01:33:04,720
Well, no, I'm sure I think CTE's gotta be about…

2173
01:33:04,720 --> 01:33:06,900
I think if you're a wrestling fan, you're a football fan.

2174
01:33:06,900 --> 01:33:09,260
Yeah, they're similar in that.

2175
01:33:09,260 --> 01:33:11,900
But they've gotta, the CTE's gotta be rampant in them as well.

2176
01:33:11,900 --> 01:33:12,900
No, that's not true.

2177
01:33:12,900 --> 01:33:13,900
I'm not a football fan.

2178
01:33:13,900 --> 01:33:14,900
I'll tell you what.

2179
01:33:14,900 --> 01:33:16,900
I'm not most sports fan.

2180
01:33:16,900 --> 01:33:17,900
I'll tell you why.

2181
01:33:17,900 --> 01:33:22,720
It takes too long. I don't have three or four hours to watch

2182
01:33:27,140 --> 01:33:29,740
Sorry, I have three or four hours, okay

2183
01:33:29,740 --> 01:33:32,200
Yeah, I'm not gonna spend them watching commercials

2184
01:33:32,460 --> 01:33:36,860
I if a football game if they were just like a we're gonna get this shit done in an hour

2185
01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:40,660
Then you like we don't give a shit. Well, let's go you get one

2186
01:33:41,420 --> 01:33:44,940
You get notable you get one exactly. That's why maybe I started

2187
01:33:44,940 --> 01:33:49,460
That day right there were if football games basketball games, whatever it's like here's halftime

2188
01:33:49,460 --> 01:33:53,700
We're gonna cram you with five minutes of commercials go pee whatever we're gonna do go make dinner

2189
01:33:53,700 --> 01:33:58,220
and then we get back to it and it's non-stop and you get to use more of the bench because you're

2190
01:34:01,060 --> 01:34:04,680
No, you see more of the bench you build better teams you build better overall

2191
01:34:04,680 --> 01:34:08,660
How do you get between a play within two seconds, you know, like this one?

2192
01:34:09,300 --> 01:34:11,300
football's kind of possible

2193
01:34:11,300 --> 01:34:18,180
I'm not saying we play a game at 1.5 speed and we have the referee going

2194
01:34:21,460 --> 01:34:29,580
What I'm saying is what I'm saying is instead of a commercial every three minutes or every four minutes of play I say we get

2195
01:34:30,020 --> 01:34:35,600
Just the game right and then a chunk of commercials every every now and then I don't know

2196
01:34:35,600 --> 01:34:40,760
I like the idea of doing course they did a quarter commercial free last last week's games

2197
01:34:40,760 --> 01:34:43,320
And it is saved about five minutes off the game

2198
01:34:43,320 --> 01:34:49,160
So we did that for all four quarters and say well they have to fill it with all that stuff because the actual gameplay of football

2199
01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:53,920
They said it's like a two-hour game, but it's only like 20 minutes of actual play. Yeah, yeah

2200
01:34:53,920 --> 01:34:57,880
Yeah, well, I don't so what I do is if I want to watch football

2201
01:34:57,880 --> 01:35:01,280
I go to YouTube and I put in best football shit and I watch just

2202
01:35:01,280 --> 01:35:06,160
Just what's that a red zone where just shows you those you all the touchdowns and shit

2203
01:35:06,160 --> 01:35:11,020
That's what I want fucking red zone all day long. I mean that just that's the red zones great

2204
01:35:13,640 --> 01:35:16,240
What's that they just talk if nothing's happening well

2205
01:35:17,080 --> 01:35:19,960
That's why I like games going on at once they just go between the games

2206
01:35:19,960 --> 01:35:25,120
It's actually great to watch he's right red zones fan, but I'll tell you this because I don't give a shit about any teams

2207
01:35:25,240 --> 01:35:27,240
Whatsoever across any sports?

2208
01:35:27,240 --> 01:35:31,320
I don't need to see anything alive, so I just YouTube it and it doesn't matter

2209
01:35:31,320 --> 01:35:35,080
I can watch I can watch years old games, and they're probably cool, and I can watch condensed

2210
01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:43,200
20 minutes on YouTube where they just cut out the bullshit like that's amazing. That's what I want

2211
01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:49,260
Think sporting events are best like at live line. I do have a favorite player

2212
01:35:49,640 --> 01:35:52,360
He played for the Browns his name is Andy Rice

2213
01:35:52,360 --> 01:35:59,880
And he was a big tall husky black dude, and I love him to death and I wish he had started more movies

2214
01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:03,480
He's back in 70s. I don't think he was any movies. I just wish he'd become a star

2215
01:36:03,480 --> 01:36:07,480
You know somebody I would have wanted it to be Andy Rice

2216
01:36:15,480 --> 01:36:20,320
As Mike pointed out earlier it's the outside events of the kayfabe of football

2217
01:36:20,320 --> 01:36:23,520
That's pulling in the outside observer like from wrestling

2218
01:36:24,360 --> 01:36:26,880
Yeah, but this movie was a

2219
01:36:27,960 --> 01:36:31,200
Like high on the cave like now. Okay, babe's kind of dead. Oh

2220
01:36:32,680 --> 01:36:38,880
What are people doing now? Well people like so much internet sound or either they know like all the backstory they know like

2221
01:36:39,560 --> 01:36:43,320
Everything just a little just a little for us non fans. Can somebody tell us what the hell?

2222
01:36:44,280 --> 01:36:47,000
Is the canon of the is the canon?

2223
01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:54,640
Storyline of the interconnected relationship between storyline and fans story of what but it's more than just storyline

2224
01:36:54,640 --> 01:36:59,820
Because it also is well. I don't know you don't like like their character

2225
01:37:07,520 --> 01:37:11,560
Like if somebody was a bad guy in the 70s right and you saw him at the bar

2226
01:37:11,560 --> 01:37:15,960
Like I love your magic get the fuck away from not your fucking teeth out

2227
01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:19,520
I think you want to do that guy, but he in his mind. He's like, oh

2228
01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:26,360
I'm because it was originally wrestling was a carnival show. Yeah, right. It was a carny gimmick like back in the night early

2229
01:37:26,920 --> 01:37:33,560
So there's like so there's there's um, it's a work, you know how all carnival shows games are a work of some kind

2230
01:37:33,640 --> 01:37:38,680
So when you have a lot of kayfabe like you're like Chris Jericho's one of the few wrestlers that always did kayfabe

2231
01:37:38,680 --> 01:37:44,580
But he's a heel on TV. He would not sign someone's autograph in the airport. Yeah, right. He's right. He's that

2232
01:37:50,320 --> 01:37:55,280
2008 he had an altercation because someone like pulled up in the middle of the street, right? That's different

2233
01:37:55,280 --> 01:37:58,600
I'm saying he wasn't looking for no no, right. It was just

2234
01:37:59,200 --> 01:38:01,200
He's a dick on TV

2235
01:38:01,200 --> 01:38:04,040
Right, and if you're a good guy you sign the autograph

2236
01:38:06,400 --> 01:38:08,400
And so but you gotta remember that

2237
01:38:08,640 --> 01:38:14,480
Like there is the whole idea of protecting kayfabe was to make sure no one knew what it really was, right?

2238
01:38:14,560 --> 01:38:19,440
You wanted that all at a time a large majority of fans believed it was real, right?

2239
01:38:19,440 --> 01:38:21,440
That's right. Like if you watch

2240
01:38:21,880 --> 01:38:27,160
Iron Claw for example, like the von erics would go north and they'd fight like the freebirds in Ohio

2241
01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:33,000
Sure, right in that territory and they'd have they'd fucking hate, you know, like think football rivalries, right?

2242
01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:38,600
You're from you're you know, how much hate the Cowboys you hate the fucking Kansas City hates who's everything like the Raiders, right?

2243
01:38:38,600 --> 01:38:44,200
Yeah, you fucking despise them, right? Yeah, you just see that Jersey and it's like fuck you right? That was the heat

2244
01:38:44,200 --> 01:38:48,080
That's real heat. That's what they had back in the public

2245
01:38:48,080 --> 01:38:52,760
Right. And so there was like so you would be if you were down in the ring and you're in I'm I'm the bad guy to

2246
01:38:52,760 --> 01:38:56,600
You tonight, right? They want Brandon to win like a motherfucker. He's the hometown boy

2247
01:38:56,600 --> 01:39:02,000
They're there for you. I want to get them so right if I get stabbed by a fan what Brandon sorry

2248
01:39:03,080 --> 01:39:07,160
Just hi fuck like Brendan movie. Yeah fucking Brandon

2249
01:39:07,160 --> 01:39:09,440
No, so movie so Brennan tunes me up

2250
01:39:09,440 --> 01:39:15,920
You know me if I get stabbed by the crowd that that means they really think I cheated you out of something where I'm gonna beat you

2251
01:39:15,920 --> 01:39:21,040
They really heard in your story does they would not be afraid to like throw shit in your eyes to help you

2252
01:39:21,120 --> 01:39:23,800
So they believe that that was you needed to maintain

2253
01:39:23,800 --> 01:39:28,640
So I have a point I think there's a cave fave when it comes to professional sports fans

2254
01:39:28,640 --> 01:39:33,480
I think you have a cave with the cheaps, right? Yeah, so I think that like because here's the weird thing, right?

2255
01:39:34,200 --> 01:39:36,120
You pick a team

2256
01:39:36,120 --> 01:39:38,120
Probably because you were born

2257
01:39:38,200 --> 01:39:43,360
You're either from there. So arbitrarily that's the one that you back because of hometown pride or whatever

2258
01:39:43,360 --> 01:39:44,320
right or

2259
01:39:44,320 --> 01:39:49,840
You just pick it because you like something about the team at some point and then you stick with it

2260
01:39:49,840 --> 01:39:55,400
But what you really like is a logo because the team changes every 10 years

2261
01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:59,360
The coach changes every whatever a lot changes every five to ten years

2262
01:39:59,360 --> 01:40:04,880
But it's not because like there's a lot of people came like culture fans when not because who the chiefs are

2263
01:40:04,880 --> 01:40:08,700
Whatever are there from there they became a fan when Joe Montana went there

2264
01:40:08,700 --> 01:40:12,880
For example, they used to be 49ers fans and they went there when Joe Montana went there

2265
01:40:12,880 --> 01:40:16,060
But now that he's not on the team, so they were really Joe Montana fan

2266
01:40:16,060 --> 01:40:22,980
And then originally and then they became a fan of the team and then if you're a chiefs fan like after Joe Montana to like

2267
01:40:23,340 --> 01:40:26,580
You separate my home you suffer so long

2268
01:40:29,500 --> 01:40:33,820
It's just a camaraderie thing because they just like you all get to you all get to suffer to get on

2269
01:40:33,820 --> 01:40:40,440
But you see it's just like if you see somebody with a Superman hat on I don't know different. Well, I don't immediately

2270
01:40:40,440 --> 01:40:43,740
Well, sometimes yeah, sometimes I say hey

2271
01:40:43,740 --> 01:40:48,040
Bro, Superman had an opening. It's an opening. What do you think?

2272
01:40:48,820 --> 01:40:50,820
Yeah potential friend. Yeah

2273
01:40:51,500 --> 01:40:55,620
When I see sports people in sports gear, I don't think shit

2274
01:40:55,620 --> 01:40:58,900
I don't I like I think I think like no, I think like what can I talk to them about?

2275
01:40:58,900 --> 01:41:02,340
They don't have a white can't they wear a sports thing that has a Superman logo

2276
01:41:04,180 --> 01:41:11,480
But if they probably be some sports reference I didn't understand right well, yeah, oh like cool Superman. Yeah, it's like yeah

2277
01:41:11,480 --> 01:41:15,700
Yeah, because I'm a wrestling fan. Yeah, because I'm a wrestling fan and I get the way the game is played

2278
01:41:15,700 --> 01:41:20,540
Sure, I am a Raiders fan, right and I know they lose constantly. I write a lot of jokes about it

2279
01:41:20,540 --> 01:41:25,840
I'm staying with them for the one day they start winning so I can be the heel and start talking shit

2280
01:41:32,580 --> 01:41:34,580
They're the constant heels

2281
01:41:34,580 --> 01:41:43,700
I lose if you're like Rick Flair, you lose you talk shit after you lose. I say I'm waiting for that

2282
01:41:43,940 --> 01:41:48,700
Can I say this? I don't know anything about sports. Yeah, even I hate Raiders

2283
01:41:53,780 --> 01:41:57,700
Like Rick Flair then you like the fucking Raider you like the bad guys the guys

2284
01:41:58,940 --> 01:42:00,940
They were the ones like pulling off a legal maneuver

2285
01:42:00,940 --> 01:42:02,940
Always

2286
01:42:08,380 --> 01:42:11,580
Thank you, that's I like to bring some dignity to the

2287
01:42:17,020 --> 01:42:19,020
Like so right now

2288
01:42:19,020 --> 01:42:24,980
Right the chiefs is a Kansas City Swifties fan so

2289
01:42:26,460 --> 01:42:30,300
Like I like I don't know why I like heel so much is like packer fan

2290
01:42:30,300 --> 01:42:35,300
I don't like that pretty nice. Yeah, if you go to there and you're the rival team, they like feed you. Yeah

2291
01:42:39,660 --> 01:42:43,180
Packers fans are the closest and bills fans are the closest to chiefs fans

2292
01:42:43,180 --> 01:42:49,140
They're like that they go tailgating and you just can go that my hope someday wouldn't be fun if some days show up

2293
01:42:49,140 --> 01:42:51,140
They'll feed you are the are the socks

2294
01:42:51,700 --> 01:42:57,780
White and red are they like that? I don't know that's baseball. That's New York bait or Boston baseball. Yeah

2295
01:43:03,340 --> 01:43:07,740
Are they homies are they rivals their rivals though they used to be my rivals back in the day

2296
01:43:07,740 --> 01:43:12,340
You know, but cuz everyone hates the Yankees, right? They all hated the

2297
01:43:13,020 --> 01:43:17,600
Backed by all the money, right? Yankees have all the money. So everyone hates the Yankees Yankees and Dodgers

2298
01:43:17,780 --> 01:43:21,100
Yeah, but but I grew up and those Phillies

2299
01:43:22,300 --> 01:43:24,300
I liked the angels

2300
01:43:26,220 --> 01:43:28,700
I wonder if somebody's just getting off the sports talk

2301
01:43:28,700 --> 01:43:35,420
Hey, this will never fucking happen again, by the way, this is the fried rice

2302
01:43:38,220 --> 01:43:41,300
Wrestling a sport is wrestling a sport. Yes

2303
01:43:42,820 --> 01:43:44,820
Yes

2304
01:43:44,820 --> 01:43:56,620
Wait, what do you say a guy in this basement? I'm like, yeah some guy like jerking off in his room and he just has this playing in the background for background noise

2305
01:43:56,620 --> 01:44:01,460
He's got the fucking shit on the screen. Yeah, just a little bit of wrestling a little bit of football

2306
01:44:05,420 --> 01:44:07,420
Talk about you to be tree

2307
01:44:07,420 --> 01:44:13,700
My answer though, okay, but if I see wrestling as a sport, but does that make hockey also wrestling because it's actually

2308
01:44:14,260 --> 01:44:16,260
Sanction that they let people fight first

2309
01:44:17,460 --> 01:44:20,460
Ryan it is an out and I love wrestling

2310
01:44:20,460 --> 01:44:20,660
Yeah

2311
01:44:20,660 --> 01:44:25,340
It's not a sport it's sports entertainment and the reason you put entertainment on the back end of that and not just sport

2312
01:44:25,460 --> 01:44:28,620
Is because the outcome is pretty determined

2313
01:44:30,620 --> 01:44:34,460
It is athleticism beyond like you know, they mean like

2314
01:44:34,460 --> 01:44:41,020
American gladiators sports entertainment or sport now that's sport because it's not predetermined

2315
01:44:59,020 --> 01:45:02,140
The black socks makes makes baseball sports

2316
01:45:02,140 --> 01:45:04,140
Red socks. No

2317
01:45:04,660 --> 01:45:12,580
That is the cheating scandal. No, it's not the old team. It's the scandal where they took money. Well, there's no black socks

2318
01:45:12,580 --> 01:45:16,500
Okay. Well, here's no there never was it was the white. Okay, we're good our red socks

2319
01:45:16,500 --> 01:45:21,500
Was it the white socks or it was the white socks? There's a they called their black socks that year because they cheated

2320
01:45:21,500 --> 01:45:27,180
They took money what theory at it's so they took money which saw a series of red socks the white socks

2321
01:45:27,180 --> 01:45:29,660
They oh, no, I totally believe

2322
01:45:29,660 --> 01:45:31,780
Fuck there's probably

2323
01:45:42,300 --> 01:45:49,720
Black socks when the Phillies they bought out the game. I knew you were gonna do you still I'm watching you Hillary

2324
01:45:49,720 --> 01:45:56,380
I see you you drop all night. I'm a man. I drink beer. I play games. I like red socks

2325
01:45:56,380 --> 01:46:01,460
I like the energy cigars bad tips and gadgets

2326
01:46:02,620 --> 01:46:04,620
I'm sorry. I'll back it up. I'm sorry

2327
01:46:07,500 --> 01:46:13,340
What was that so that's Michael Jones that's Alex that really hurts yeah vocal cool

2328
01:46:13,340 --> 01:46:19,060
Here's the thing really it realized earlier we get a lot of streaming and then I forgot about the bell ringer

2329
01:46:19,060 --> 01:46:24,660
I don't know. I'll tell you about right out and I forgot all about it. That's one of the best endorsements

2330
01:46:24,660 --> 01:46:29,220
I can't really just it happened who knows how long ago an hour and a half ago

2331
01:46:29,340 --> 01:46:32,940
Did we do an hour just now just do five minutes?

2332
01:46:34,740 --> 01:46:37,860
Good lord that hit yes hard

2333
01:46:38,740 --> 01:46:42,780
So I really fucking high I got a really good video. You gotta clip that

2334
01:46:43,500 --> 01:46:45,500
Alright, we're gonna clip the fuck

2335
01:46:46,340 --> 01:46:51,620
That'll be on our brand new tick tock. It's gonna be in our brand new YouTube shorts. Look out for visualizers on YouTube

2336
01:46:51,620 --> 01:46:55,420
I'm adding them. I I'm doing AI shit. It's cool. I hope you guys like it

2337
01:46:55,420 --> 01:46:57,260
Tell me if you want to see images

2338
01:46:57,260 --> 01:47:00,880
Tell me what you guys want to see the comments on the YouTube videos put in like hey

2339
01:47:00,880 --> 01:47:04,140
This would be cool if it did this or this or this and I'll throw them in there. Absolutely

2340
01:47:04,300 --> 01:47:08,680
So you let me know call the voicemail. Let us know your thoughts about the show

2341
01:47:08,680 --> 01:47:13,080
No, it's very easy to get a hold on put it this way if you if you email Andy

2342
01:47:13,340 --> 01:47:15,940
He will talk about it for weeks on the pod

2343
01:47:15,940 --> 01:47:20,440
Yeah, email if you're like the first person you'll make a fucking character out of it

2344
01:47:20,440 --> 01:47:25,640
He'll make the billy he'll talk about it at work non-stop like and he needs this guy's is 2024

2345
01:47:25,640 --> 01:47:30,240
And he really needs a win this year. His mental health is deteriorating at an aggressive rate

2346
01:47:30,240 --> 01:47:31,340
We're all concerned for him

2347
01:47:31,340 --> 01:47:36,860
So please if you feel bad for Andy or you have any pity for Andy's want to throw some pity pictures or some pity tits

2348
01:47:36,860 --> 01:47:40,960
Or even call for a pity voice out one seven. Oh two eight two nine. Oh one one seven

2349
01:47:41,940 --> 01:47:45,020
seven oh two eight two nine oh one one seven and

2350
01:47:45,020 --> 01:47:50,380
I'm just gonna go and chunky males do count for tits. Yeah, okay. Yeah, so he males

2351
01:47:50,380 --> 01:47:55,520
We don't discriminate and he just needs to see some some people. Yeah, you see some church melons

2352
01:47:55,520 --> 01:48:01,760
You know the church. Oh, don't forget about the church melons. Those are that best. I'm just you the body

2353
01:48:03,260 --> 01:48:05,260
I thought your Bob there for a second

2354
01:48:05,300 --> 01:48:07,300
Bob comes down lower like this

2355
01:48:09,420 --> 01:48:11,540
Point extra like yeah, that was yeah

2356
01:48:11,540 --> 01:48:15,580
If you submit a photo of yourself with a fried rice podcast tattoo

2357
01:48:16,380 --> 01:48:19,660
Andy will come to your house and what?

2358
01:48:20,580 --> 01:48:25,620
You fill in the blank there you fill in the blank there on that right? That's an open check for you

2359
01:48:25,620 --> 01:48:31,180
I'll add a lot of a lot of email don't send pictures of you so with a flip the fucking fried rice podcast podcast

2360
01:48:32,820 --> 01:48:34,820
Next to some nugs

2361
01:48:34,820 --> 01:48:36,820
Idea

2362
01:48:40,500 --> 01:48:44,060
Fried rice podcast at gmail.com it's up it exists

2363
01:48:47,780 --> 01:48:49,780
We do our best

2364
01:48:49,980 --> 01:48:52,740
We have to do our best like professional wrestlers

2365
01:48:53,100 --> 01:48:57,640
My voice is killing me because I of all the screaming in the smoking in the screaming

2366
01:48:57,640 --> 01:49:04,760
It was the bell ringer that rung his bell I'm not

2367
01:49:07,880 --> 01:49:11,200
My fucking throat feels like skinned alive by

2368
01:49:15,040 --> 01:49:18,960
Yeah, I Nick Gage that fucking face is just fucking deep throat

2369
01:49:18,960 --> 01:49:23,800
You know I get side his rage is in my throat. I have to drive home tomorrow

2370
01:49:23,800 --> 01:49:28,920
And I said I don't want to smoke anymore. Yeah, because like because here of course on Friday's podcast

2371
01:49:28,920 --> 01:49:33,640
I keep you guys here for the whole night because it would be irresponsible to send you out in the world after smoking as much

2372
01:49:33,640 --> 01:49:35,480
We I know you never have done it

2373
01:49:35,480 --> 01:49:40,280
I would like to whenever my many one like so I can't go anywhere with so many people I love that I hang out with

2374
01:49:40,880 --> 01:49:43,160
Like family you know they kind of hinder me at home

2375
01:49:43,600 --> 01:49:50,000
But if they leave if they take another family vacation without me I will come I'll come pull an all-nighter with you

2376
01:49:50,000 --> 01:49:56,520
Oh, yeah, we'll record it. It'll be the Ryan Andy all nighters be this Andy and Andy Ryan sleepover

2377
01:49:58,040 --> 01:50:01,200
Or the Ryan and Andy I didn't mean to change the Randy sleepover

2378
01:50:02,200 --> 01:50:06,780
Call ourselves Randy you and I are in I don't know because Randy exists

2379
01:50:10,000 --> 01:50:12,400
Maybe part of my soul is in your arm

2380
01:50:13,280 --> 01:50:16,520
might actually be Randy I if there's if I

2381
01:50:16,520 --> 01:50:20,500
I there might be a little bit of you in that puppet because I do get Chucky vibes

2382
01:50:21,560 --> 01:50:26,040
I'll be I'll be sometimes. I'll sit there, and I'm practicing. I'm writing something down

2383
01:50:26,040 --> 01:50:31,000
I know what he's gonna. I'm like I'll be writing something down my left hand and then out of nowhere. He'll be like

2384
01:50:31,680 --> 01:50:35,000
That's pretty good, but I'll be like what the fuck do you know?

2385
01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:58,280
What you said about the voodoo dolls is true, and you guys are gonna pull an all-nighter here. There's some poor guy named Randy ice out there in the world somewhere because he's Randy I said this is the voodoo doll

2386
01:51:01,320 --> 01:51:03,320
There's a guy that's

2387
01:51:03,320 --> 01:51:08,200
Every day for like maybe an hour when I'm bored

2388
01:51:10,200 --> 01:51:12,200
Saturday afternoon

2389
01:51:16,200 --> 01:51:18,200
He's just not again

2390
01:51:18,200 --> 01:51:20,200
He told his wife Martha it's happening again

2391
01:51:24,200 --> 01:51:26,200
He's just on the floor bashing me in pain

2392
01:51:28,200 --> 01:51:30,200
Your therapist told you there's no hand in your ass it's all an illusion

2393
01:51:30,200 --> 01:51:32,200
I

2394
01:51:32,200 --> 01:51:34,200
Know

2395
01:51:34,200 --> 01:51:42,200
I say because all he feels is this he just feels it contracted

2396
01:51:42,200 --> 01:51:51,200
He thinks he's so funny I think he's

2397
01:51:58,200 --> 01:52:03,200
How do you know your therapist said that the hand is metaphorical it's in your mind, it's not it's in my ass

2398
01:52:03,200 --> 01:52:11,200
Like mr. Ice like you know we can't have you run this heavy crane anymore like he's like oh god. What's he doing now?

2399
01:52:11,200 --> 01:52:26,200
Mr. Mr.. Ice what happens what happens when the entities not inside your body?

2400
01:52:41,200 --> 01:52:43,200
Oh

2401
01:52:43,200 --> 01:52:49,800
Oh sounds more like Randy ice every day. Oh god. It's happening again. Oh

2402
01:52:50,880 --> 01:52:52,880
Jesus Christ

2403
01:52:53,600 --> 01:52:55,600
Swim back and forth like a puppet

2404
01:53:00,000 --> 01:53:03,080
I just blew it and boy are my arms. I stop it

2405
01:53:03,600 --> 01:53:05,600
I can't handle these jokes. Oh

2406
01:53:05,600 --> 01:53:12,400
Man, that's great. Let's rate this movie B plus B plus fuck it great. What's yours Mike?

2407
01:53:15,200 --> 01:53:17,200
Plus fuck yeah

2408
01:53:27,560 --> 01:53:29,560
Is it what

2409
01:53:29,960 --> 01:53:30,680
Oh

2410
01:53:30,680 --> 01:53:35,840
Well the rating system which we didn't even get into is can we go B to W B through F and then W if it's a fucking

2411
01:53:35,840 --> 01:53:40,000
Waste of time and this time we didn't even need to get near the bottom because this movie is fucking awesome

2412
01:53:40,160 --> 01:53:46,560
Yeah, it might be homophobic attack at times. I don't think it was meant to like make fun of the gays

2413
01:53:47,240 --> 01:53:54,180
In any way like so so if that's something that you're worried about I think it's on a scale of one to ten

2414
01:53:54,180 --> 01:53:56,840
It's water. It's a one or two on the homophobia scale

2415
01:53:57,400 --> 01:53:59,080
There's a lot worse movies out there

2416
01:53:59,080 --> 01:54:04,960
I mentioned without a paddle the other week and I think that that's probably like a four or five on the scale like that's

2417
01:54:04,960 --> 01:54:09,680
So, you know whatever more frat boy stuff. Yeah, this is fun. Well speaking of frat boy sorority boys

2418
01:54:09,880 --> 01:54:12,500
That would be like a eight or a nine

2419
01:54:13,240 --> 01:54:15,240
What I'm saying, so

2420
01:54:16,800 --> 01:54:22,400
Let's do our Rex for next week, uh, what do you guys got we'll start with Brendan

2421
01:54:22,400 --> 01:54:29,440
Okay, start with Austin this is a good one because I don't think we've done any of this guy's movies but true lies

2422
01:54:29,440 --> 01:54:34,600
Oh, they just came out with a fucking show or they're coming out with a show. Is it on?

2423
01:54:34,600 --> 01:54:39,840
To be true. Yeah, that Arnold yeah, okay. Oh man

2424
01:54:40,640 --> 01:54:43,240
You get to see Jamie Lee Curtis sexy dance

2425
01:54:43,240 --> 01:54:46,960
I didn't think she was hot in the movie. Yeah, well, that's just you. Okay, fuck it

2426
01:54:46,960 --> 01:54:50,680
Let's go there. There's something about good about Jamie Lee Curtis

2427
01:54:50,680 --> 01:54:54,520
Yeah, just like in that movie that gives off the the

2428
01:54:55,520 --> 01:54:57,200
the wife

2429
01:54:57,200 --> 01:55:00,960
Looking for something vibes that is kind of hot. There's a shame fast

2430
01:55:00,960 --> 01:55:04,920
There's a lot of yes good. I'm not ashamed faps true eyes. Yeah

2431
01:55:04,920 --> 01:55:07,920
On your little your little box VHS. Yeah

2432
01:55:07,920 --> 01:55:09,920
Yeah

2433
01:55:09,920 --> 01:55:11,920
Why is it always on this scene?

2434
01:55:11,920 --> 01:55:13,920
You know because I was thinking about it

2435
01:55:13,920 --> 01:55:17,160
Why is it always on this scene, you know, because I was fat

2436
01:55:17,160 --> 01:55:21,160
Why does your couch face away from the door and towards the TV?

2437
01:55:21,400 --> 01:55:26,640
Well, you know, it's it's it's glare. I don't know. I just don't

2438
01:55:30,320 --> 01:55:32,320
All right, yeah

2439
01:55:32,320 --> 01:55:34,320
It's

2440
01:55:38,520 --> 01:55:40,040
That

2441
01:55:40,040 --> 01:55:45,440
To I'm debating on sure one is a fanboys just because he's wearing a Star Wars shirt

2442
01:55:45,440 --> 01:55:50,280
Yeah, and that that's a fun one. I just watched this day. We'll remember

2443
01:55:51,320 --> 01:55:53,320
and the other one

2444
01:55:53,400 --> 01:55:55,400
the other one would be

2445
01:55:56,320 --> 01:55:58,320
Fuck you, Larson

2446
01:55:58,320 --> 01:56:02,360
Fuck you, Larson. Okay. Yeah, so fanboys being the one about

2447
01:56:04,000 --> 01:56:06,720
Well, I've seen it quite a few times that's such a good movie

2448
01:56:06,720 --> 01:56:13,080
It's the one about a group of friends taking a friend a group of friends trying to find the the

2449
01:56:13,600 --> 01:56:21,400
Script to Phantom Menace or the they're trying to watch the Phantom Menace in a name a very strict timeline for a very specific

2450
01:56:21,560 --> 01:56:25,820
Reason it's very funny. It's great. I recommend it if we end up don't watching it

2451
01:56:25,820 --> 01:56:30,260
Yeah, please just go if you like Star Wars if you're a Star Wars fan. This is a great

2452
01:56:30,860 --> 01:56:34,240
Star Wars adjacent comedy that's very funny

2453
01:56:34,900 --> 01:56:39,440
It's a love letter to Star Wars in every way. It's everything you want from like a Star Wars stoner

2454
01:56:41,940 --> 01:56:46,900
It's better than any Star Wars is done in the last decade absolutely well wait, I know

2455
01:56:46,900 --> 01:56:55,300
No, we could well haven't seen a show clip, but we could talk about band of all your season 2

2456
01:56:55,300 --> 01:56:57,300
Oh, yeah, why'd you say?

2457
01:56:57,500 --> 01:57:01,380
And I said it with you. I'm sorry. I have a list. I'm sorry

2458
01:57:06,540 --> 01:57:11,100
Anyway, and what was your other one? Oh you said a Bucky Larson, which is the David Spade?

2459
01:57:11,100 --> 01:57:18,180
Child actor becomes a no Bucky Larson's oh geez, Nick Swarson. Yeah

2460
01:57:19,580 --> 01:57:24,420
Okay, what a weird it's probably something something, but it's Nick Swarson. What's what is he doing?

2461
01:57:24,420 --> 01:57:29,860
He's one like his parents are like porn stars from back in the 70s. Yeah, so he's trying to become a porn star

2462
01:57:29,860 --> 01:57:37,300
Jesus okay, he has like a super small dick and he makes everyone else like feel better about the taste

2463
01:57:37,820 --> 01:57:44,220
That's all premise. I got watching the movie. I was like I don't know that's kind of funny all right, but more fanboys

2464
01:57:45,060 --> 01:57:47,060
mine uh

2465
01:57:47,820 --> 01:57:53,620
Weirdly I didn't go with a con everyone's going like like more up-beat movies. I went uh I have a triple-a tie

2466
01:57:53,620 --> 01:57:55,620
I'll run it down to just two I

2467
01:57:55,620 --> 01:58:01,340
Want to go with either? Logan's run because I've never seen it. It's a classic, and I've always wanted to watch it

2468
01:58:01,340 --> 01:58:04,380
It's a society where would you turn are you flipping me off?

2469
01:58:05,660 --> 01:58:07,660
Okay, okay

2470
01:58:07,980 --> 01:58:13,260
From the audience that's how listening at home. It was one of those like sly like you know it's just

2471
01:58:13,940 --> 01:58:15,940
Just look me up anyway

2472
01:58:15,940 --> 01:58:19,460
It's Logan's run. It's a society where when you become like I think 30 or

2473
01:58:19,460 --> 01:58:26,260
Or 25 or 26 or whatever they kill you because you they don't want anyone old in the society

2474
01:58:26,260 --> 01:58:29,500
And it's like it. I don't know it's retro at 70s

2475
01:58:30,020 --> 01:58:36,740
It sounds interesting, but I think the one that's even more interesting is Belko experiment, which is awesome. It's a

2476
01:58:38,300 --> 01:58:40,300
a

2477
01:58:39,940 --> 01:58:41,940
office building that

2478
01:58:42,420 --> 01:58:47,140
All the just like all these like a security gates shut down and they start saying

2479
01:58:47,140 --> 01:58:50,940
Welcome to the Belko experiment in the next hour. We need 30 of you dead

2480
01:58:51,580 --> 01:58:54,620
Start and then like now you just have these co-workers

2481
01:58:54,620 --> 01:58:59,660
Just going at each other's throat with like everything they have trying to cut down to 30 so they can survive in the next round

2482
01:58:59,660 --> 01:59:01,660
It gets you

2483
01:59:02,420 --> 01:59:06,620
Well, I mean sure it's this one. It's it but in this particular one

2484
01:59:06,620 --> 01:59:10,220
It's an office building and it's it's co-workers trying to kill each other

2485
01:59:10,220 --> 01:59:15,060
So I think that's different right the cubits isn't it random people. It's random people brought together

2486
01:59:15,060 --> 01:59:18,660
Yeah, this is co-workers. These are people that don't know which is a long time

2487
01:59:18,660 --> 01:59:24,660
Is the cube the one where like the like the two people like drop down the state like the levels when they have to like fight off each other?

2488
01:59:24,660 --> 01:59:26,660
Yeah, and it's a fight. Yeah

2489
01:59:26,660 --> 01:59:27,460
Is that the cube?

2490
01:59:27,460 --> 01:59:30,100
Sure this one's a little because this is co-workers

2491
01:59:30,100 --> 01:59:34,780
It's like if if like I was working at Domino's and I had to kill my you know co-workers

2492
01:59:35,460 --> 01:59:37,460
Easy could happen some

2493
01:59:37,460 --> 01:59:39,460
pizza knife

2494
01:59:39,460 --> 01:59:41,460
The pizza blade from uh

2495
01:59:41,460 --> 01:59:43,460
Nick Cage

2496
01:59:43,460 --> 01:59:45,460
Nick Cage

2497
01:59:45,460 --> 01:59:49,340
Anyway, BoCo experiment or Logan's run. You guys still have that like work poker thing?

2498
01:59:49,340 --> 01:59:52,260
Yeah, I would grab that. Oh, yeah

2499
01:59:52,260 --> 01:59:54,660
Yeah, that distance and it's stabby

2500
01:59:54,660 --> 01:59:56,660
Uh Ryan

2501
01:59:56,660 --> 01:59:59,860
I won't be here next week. So I

2502
02:00:00,500 --> 02:00:06,700
Don't have a movie to throw out there. I am gonna pocket hopefully, you know about to

2503
02:00:07,940 --> 02:00:09,220
Okay

2504
02:00:09,220 --> 02:00:12,720
Because the one I want to watch if I won't be here next week, I don't want to do it

2505
02:00:12,720 --> 02:00:18,180
We can't hear yeah, but like we might not see you get to season three. You'll see me before that. All right

2506
02:00:18,180 --> 02:00:22,520
You'll see me before the season. We're gonna see in February 16. You'll see me February 16

2507
02:00:22,520 --> 02:00:28,380
16 that an undisclosed location unrelated to that. Come check out Mojave comedy at the

2508
02:00:29,700 --> 02:00:32,260
Miracle Mile event center in Bullhead City

2509
02:00:33,100 --> 02:00:35,540
Friday February 16th at 8 p.m

2510
02:00:37,020 --> 02:00:39,020
Yeah, that's your work. All right

2511
02:00:39,660 --> 02:00:41,140
I've got

2512
02:00:41,140 --> 02:00:43,260
Mike the way of the gun. Oh

2513
02:00:45,460 --> 02:00:51,700
And I got to it basically because it's James Khan Scott's daddy it actually after we watched this movie it was it's

2514
02:00:52,780 --> 02:00:53,900
No

2515
02:00:53,900 --> 02:01:00,620
In a case of mistaken idea two criminals kidnap a surrogate mother of a wealthy couple at all hell breaks loose

2516
02:01:01,420 --> 02:01:06,260
It's a thriller crime drama. That's literally all I know about I need to see

2517
02:01:06,260 --> 02:01:11,260
Other than this Benicio del Toro. What's it? Oh, yeah, that's what I'm here the way. Yeah, that's what

2518
02:01:12,420 --> 02:01:18,120
You said you said James Cun and I was like I've heard of the way of the gun as a Benicio del Toro Ryan

2519
02:01:18,120 --> 02:01:21,140
Philippi movie and I remember it being pretty fucking good

2520
02:01:21,140 --> 02:01:26,620
I don't Ryan said the way of the kind in the Bob voice and it's like that's the name of the story of when Bob first

2521
02:01:26,620 --> 02:01:28,620
smoked weed

2522
02:01:28,620 --> 02:01:35,420
Here's the movie we just watch and I was just like it looked it recommended it based on what we just watched so

2523
02:01:35,940 --> 02:01:38,060
That's the AI did that

2524
02:01:39,060 --> 02:01:42,500
Yeah, it's it's kind of it's kind of pretty cool

2525
02:01:43,820 --> 02:01:45,820
right

2526
02:01:45,820 --> 02:01:51,220
So the one that I decided comedy with

2527
02:01:53,500 --> 02:01:56,180
Danny McBride, it's called Arizona. Oh

2528
02:01:57,860 --> 02:01:59,860
I've heard of that

2529
02:01:59,860 --> 02:02:01,860
like Danny McBride

2530
02:02:03,260 --> 02:02:10,580
In this darkly comedic story Cassie a real estate agent and single mom struggles to keep it all together during the housing crisis

2531
02:02:10,580 --> 02:02:14,500
In 2009 and it's just kind of it looks pretty

2532
02:02:16,860 --> 02:02:18,860
Okay

2533
02:02:22,540 --> 02:02:24,540
Yeah, that was me yeah

2534
02:02:25,740 --> 02:02:29,700
Huge fan. All right, so let's review and let's vote we have

2535
02:02:30,740 --> 02:02:32,740
Let's just go quick

2536
02:02:34,260 --> 02:02:36,260
Was fanboys

2537
02:02:36,940 --> 02:02:39,300
Belko experiment nothing nothing

2538
02:02:39,300 --> 02:02:47,780
We're the gun Arizona. Let's go with the bill shake it up. Let's go with who wants fanboys

2539
02:02:53,060 --> 02:02:55,900
Two for fanboys art who wants Belko experiment

2540
02:02:56,700 --> 02:02:58,700
What's it?

2541
02:02:58,940 --> 02:03:02,900
Nobody. All right, who wants way of the gun Ryan Philippi and Benicio de Toro

2542
02:03:04,020 --> 02:03:06,820
To I might throw one hat into the ring for that one as well

2543
02:03:06,820 --> 02:03:08,820
I get the

2544
02:03:09,460 --> 02:03:15,220
God here. Well, you're the god here. I'm the devil here. I'm not gonna get to that. I run this shit

2545
02:03:16,380 --> 02:03:19,020
And who wants Arizona with Danny McBride?

2546
02:03:20,900 --> 02:03:25,580
So to so I think we're going with way the gun right you didn't vote what would you have picked

2547
02:03:27,260 --> 02:03:30,500
This guy was weird ones were like there was a lot of those were good

2548
02:03:30,500 --> 02:03:33,300
Yeah, I don't think there was one in there that I was like, you know

2549
02:03:33,300 --> 02:03:37,620
Yeah, I kind of want to watch my man listen back in this is start, you know, wait if the gun is good Arizona looks good

2550
02:03:38,340 --> 02:03:42,780
fanboys is fuck true lives one of my favorite movies and there's no bad show I was gonna kind of throw in if it was

2551
02:03:42,780 --> 02:03:44,780
Like a weird tiebreaker, but I was

2552
02:03:45,140 --> 02:03:48,580
Yeah, I think we're sort of leaning all way the gun. Do we feel comfortable about that?

2553
02:03:48,580 --> 02:03:54,500
Or do we want to revote? Let's do that. We'll just get down to the two one vote per person

2554
02:03:55,300 --> 02:03:57,300
Do we want fanboys?

2555
02:03:57,300 --> 02:04:02,780
Do we want way the gun? All right way the gun wins that was super anti-chemetic

2556
02:04:02,780 --> 02:04:06,080
We didn't have any music or anything. There was no change in the vote

2557
02:04:08,660 --> 02:04:10,660
Literally

2558
02:04:14,660 --> 02:04:16,660
Wasted fucking time

2559
02:04:16,660 --> 02:04:18,660
Not a single change

2560
02:04:18,660 --> 02:04:26,180
He said it the second time and yet there wasn't a change. I wish they had a change, but there wasn't that's the way it was the way

2561
02:04:26,180 --> 02:04:28,180
I love the guy

2562
02:04:28,500 --> 02:04:31,900
Fucking Trekkies, and I think that I think that this

2563
02:04:32,660 --> 02:04:36,700
Officially, I'm gonna do the math with this later makes Mike the

2564
02:04:37,460 --> 02:04:38,700
forerunner

2565
02:04:38,700 --> 02:04:46,740
By a large margin of movies that we've picked of people that have submitted movies. You had winter of cage you've had

2566
02:04:49,500 --> 02:04:51,660
You were assaults on pre-seq 13

2567
02:04:51,660 --> 02:04:59,100
Yeah, you were you're now the way the gut literally season two has been I think 90% might it's he puts out bangers though

2568
02:05:00,300 --> 02:05:07,480
So anyway, I'm just saying if you guys you guys got to step up your game to match I guess might just keep picking good ones

2569
02:05:16,740 --> 02:05:18,740
Speaking of AI I was gonna say this

2570
02:05:18,740 --> 02:05:22,260
I'm locked in yes, sir. Okay, so speaking of AI I

2571
02:05:23,780 --> 02:05:27,020
Literally I'm like a meme okay, because you could go back

2572
02:05:27,020 --> 02:05:32,500
You know those memes where it's like one day living in Germany, you know, and then it's like a week living in Germany

2573
02:05:35,300 --> 02:05:39,820
But for me it's like it's like one day after AI I'm just so people like hey look at these pictures

2574
02:05:39,820 --> 02:05:43,820
I've made and look at all this stuff that I'm doing one week after I'm AI. I'm like, here's my website

2575
02:05:43,820 --> 02:05:49,780
Here's the video live visualizers for all the things like here's here's this here's that I'm restructuring everything

2576
02:05:49,780 --> 02:05:52,580
I've come up with a new logo. We're doing like full force. I

2577
02:05:53,300 --> 02:05:57,340
Love AI like I know everyone hates it and I know that there's a lot of artists out there

2578
02:05:57,340 --> 02:06:03,100
They're just like well, this is making artists obsolete and it kind of is I feel like and you know what if I can still based

2579
02:06:03,100 --> 02:06:09,860
If I could train an AI model to just do fried rice podcasts for us. I'll release one every day

2580
02:06:09,860 --> 02:06:13,740
I'll release an AI version of the podcast

2581
02:06:15,140 --> 02:06:19,060
Like a 10-minute AI version I'd be fucking three hour for 10 hours

2582
02:06:19,060 --> 02:06:23,020
You know those videos with 10 hours of listening to fried rice AI fried rice

2583
02:06:23,020 --> 02:06:27,620
It'll just be a one of those long go to sleep listening to AI fried rice

2584
02:06:28,540 --> 02:06:32,260
With a vaporwave fucking video that I made using AI

2585
02:06:32,260 --> 02:06:37,140
I feel bad for the person that wants to go to sleep to that. Oh man. Don't love it because I'll leave it

2586
02:06:37,140 --> 02:06:41,320
Cuz what I'll do is I'll tell the AI to make it soft. I'll be like, hey make it

2587
02:06:41,460 --> 02:06:48,620
Make it like just a little bit more like a little bit more. We just throw it throws it some Darios in the back

2588
02:06:48,620 --> 02:06:56,340
I like whatever older episode was. Every now and then there's some kissing noises. Yeah, hey, hey

2589
02:06:56,900 --> 02:07:04,180
There's no fucking kissing noises. Who started that bullshit? Was that Jesse? Is that fucking motherfucking? There's no kissing noises

2590
02:07:06,060 --> 02:07:11,140
Exactly exactly. What do you mean? Exactly. There's no kissing noises

2591
02:07:11,140 --> 02:07:18,420
I've pushed probably a lot. There's probably none. Well the way the gun looks like a great movie. It's gonna be good

2592
02:07:19,620 --> 02:07:22,620
Okay, great. So well, I'll wait till Ryan is done

2593
02:07:23,620 --> 02:07:25,540
Any quotes? And where are they at?

2594
02:07:25,540 --> 02:07:29,460
Well, of course we got bell ringers. We're gonna have a fucking awesome commercial for that

2595
02:07:30,620 --> 02:07:32,620
coming up soon

2596
02:07:33,540 --> 02:07:36,720
No, I'll put it at the end like I and then

2597
02:07:36,720 --> 02:07:44,280
We also have the show coming up on February 16th, please come out to that if you can it's it's worth it

2598
02:07:44,280 --> 02:07:48,280
We're right across from a Laughlin. So it's easy to get hotel rooms

2599
02:07:48,280 --> 02:07:53,560
Trust me, like you can go find a cool hotel at a casino. Have yourself a great weekend

2600
02:07:53,560 --> 02:08:00,120
I'll probably be free that Saturday to spend time with as many people as I can. We'll go go do something. It'd be great

2601
02:08:01,720 --> 02:08:03,720
And other than that

2602
02:08:03,720 --> 02:08:07,800
Oh, yeah Anthony Ross we'll be doing Oh Anthony's opening for

2603
02:08:09,320 --> 02:08:13,320
Yeah, that's crazy the guy that did cash can for Anthony

2604
02:08:14,840 --> 02:08:16,840
Anthony Mitchell, we're very proud of you

2605
02:08:19,040 --> 02:08:21,040
It's out for her up there

2606
02:08:23,640 --> 02:08:25,640
Yeah, so far you can't

2607
02:08:27,000 --> 02:08:29,000
Oh

2608
02:08:29,000 --> 02:08:36,400
Very cool. Very cool. So you can see Anthony and Austin and Ryan and myself and probably

2609
02:08:36,760 --> 02:08:39,920
Mike and Brennan in the crowd, but then later on on stage

2610
02:08:41,360 --> 02:08:45,140
For a Mojave comedy set on February 16th at 8 o'clock

2611
02:08:45,680 --> 02:08:49,080
Miracle Mile Event Center. All right, we've done that enough. Fuck. Let's end this thing. I'm waiting

2612
02:08:49,080 --> 02:08:51,280
I'm waiting because we got one more person in the bathroom

2613
02:08:51,640 --> 02:08:55,560
And I got to find music and then we're gonna so if you guys do you guys have any plugs?

2614
02:08:55,560 --> 02:08:57,560
Oh, yes any plugs?

2615
02:08:57,560 --> 02:08:59,720
To solve your life problem. Oh, yeah

2616
02:09:07,160 --> 02:09:11,940
You guys want to put your tags out that's dipped gravy di K

2617
02:09:15,960 --> 02:09:21,400
Check out check out my my buddy Ben Dober's reviews. They'll be coming up soon

2618
02:09:22,000 --> 02:09:24,640
It's a friend of mine. We're gonna have watch the

2619
02:09:24,640 --> 02:09:31,740
Every same movie every week and do reviews. It'll be online. No, okay. How do they find you bendover.com?

2620
02:09:33,760 --> 02:09:35,560
All right

2621
02:09:35,560 --> 02:09:37,000
play

2622
02:09:37,000 --> 02:09:43,280
Come on. There we go. I don't know what this is. Fuck it. I never know what it is when I first click it

2623
02:09:43,280 --> 02:09:45,280
But this is how we had these things

2624
02:09:45,400 --> 02:09:47,160
ladies and gentlemen

2625
02:09:47,160 --> 02:09:49,160
This Jesus Christ

2626
02:09:51,360 --> 02:09:53,360
This is good

2627
02:09:53,360 --> 02:09:55,160
the most

2628
02:09:55,160 --> 02:09:57,160
antagonistic

2629
02:09:57,800 --> 02:09:59,080
Head-to-head

2630
02:09:59,080 --> 02:10:06,120
Fuck you brawl of a fried rice podcast. I've attacked everybody here except for probably

2631
02:10:06,960 --> 02:10:08,960
Like all right

2632
02:10:09,360 --> 02:10:12,260
I think Brendan got off pretty stop free

2633
02:10:14,920 --> 02:10:17,720
Well, I miss you mainly you shitting on me yeah

2634
02:10:17,720 --> 02:10:19,720
Yeah

2635
02:10:21,680 --> 02:10:23,680
Yeah

2636
02:10:24,520 --> 02:10:28,600
But Mike got it the worst of anybody so you can all suck it

2637
02:10:29,040 --> 02:10:35,520
If anyone has a right to complain, it's that old bastard right there speaking of Spartans on the screen

2638
02:10:35,520 --> 02:10:39,760
You probably went to high school with a few of Spartans and I'm not talking about that's your high school team

2639
02:10:39,760 --> 02:10:41,760
What's up from BC tones?

2640
02:10:42,400 --> 02:10:44,800
Oh bitch with us as always

2641
02:10:44,800 --> 02:10:47,640
It's Ryan Scott cons

2642
02:10:48,160 --> 02:10:49,360
identical

2643
02:10:49,360 --> 02:10:50,800
AI

2644
02:10:50,800 --> 02:10:56,760
Clown that's right. Oh, yeah, baby. We have Michael a be an old

2645
02:10:58,400 --> 02:11:04,520
If you typed into if you typed in a I grumpy old man who likes football

2646
02:11:05,040 --> 02:11:07,680
You'd get and has also had a heart attack

2647
02:11:08,200 --> 02:11:10,200
Larson go chiefs

2648
02:11:10,720 --> 02:11:13,640
Brendan I don't know. It's hard to come up with mean things to say

2649
02:11:13,640 --> 02:11:15,960
You know what it's Brendan

2650
02:11:15,960 --> 02:11:17,960
I don't know

2651
02:11:17,960 --> 02:11:19,960
I don't know

2652
02:11:19,960 --> 02:11:21,960
I don't know

2653
02:11:21,960 --> 02:11:23,960
I don't know simply up the bus head

2654
02:11:23,960 --> 02:11:25,960
I'm going everybody

2655
02:11:25,960 --> 02:11:27,960
With us as always

2656
02:11:27,960 --> 02:11:29,960
He drives so far to be here

2657
02:11:29,960 --> 02:11:31,960
He got us our first sponsorship

2658
02:11:31,960 --> 02:11:37,880
He's becoming a real a real number number three and I respect the hell out of them

2659
02:11:37,880 --> 02:11:39,880
I'm gonna take what oh

2660
02:11:39,880 --> 02:11:45,720
Cuz I guess because if I were to have a number two like a like a like a right hand or a left-hand man

2661
02:11:45,720 --> 02:11:47,720
He's the rock right beer of my Dwight

2662
02:11:49,720 --> 02:11:51,720
I love but it

2663
02:11:51,720 --> 02:11:55,720
Oh shit is number three. Wait, hold on wait wait

2664
02:11:55,720 --> 02:11:57,720
Wait, wait, I've never heard this

2665
02:11:57,720 --> 02:11:59,720
Number three stands for come

2666
02:11:59,720 --> 02:12:05,720
I know I've never got to go number one. I gotta go number two. I gotta go number three

2667
02:12:05,720 --> 02:12:11,720
I just I've never taught that to my kid. You beat a woman nice to meet you. I must go do a number three

2668
02:12:11,720 --> 02:12:15,720
You might don't I'm gonna put it number three

2669
02:12:15,720 --> 02:12:17,720
She's getting jizzed on

2670
02:12:17,720 --> 02:12:19,720
He's absolutely right

2671
02:12:19,720 --> 02:12:21,720
Okay

2672
02:12:21,720 --> 02:12:23,720
It's like it's like

2673
02:12:23,720 --> 02:12:25,720
Speaking of AI

2674
02:12:25,720 --> 02:12:27,720
Speaking of AI

2675
02:12:27,720 --> 02:12:31,720
It's like a court thing. They're like and then you did a what on her. I did a number three on her

2676
02:12:31,720 --> 02:12:33,720
No, please tell me

2677
02:12:33,720 --> 02:12:37,720
What you did like I number three I jizzed all over her

2678
02:12:37,720 --> 02:12:39,720
I'm gonna do it on Bing

2679
02:12:39,720 --> 02:12:41,720
Come on ask Bing

2680
02:12:41,720 --> 02:12:45,720
What's the number three dot dot dot jizz

2681
02:12:45,720 --> 02:12:47,720
I'm just gonna say chick gets a number three

2682
02:12:47,720 --> 02:12:51,720
I know how to look important

2683
02:12:51,720 --> 02:12:55,720
It's gonna show a stock image of a chick at like a subway by like a foot long or something

2684
02:12:55,720 --> 02:12:59,720
Yeah, no, I don't think it's come Austin

2685
02:12:59,720 --> 02:13:03,720
Austin's been using the word number three wrong

2686
02:13:03,720 --> 02:13:05,720
Feral

2687
02:13:05,720 --> 02:13:07,720
Fuck you

2688
02:13:07,720 --> 02:13:11,720
And with us as always is

2689
02:13:11,720 --> 02:13:13,720
Zacky

2690
02:13:13,720 --> 02:13:15,720
Let's do some dark some dark

2691
02:13:15,720 --> 02:13:17,720
We're gonna do throat singing

2692
02:13:17,720 --> 02:13:21,720
He was part of Brett Wyatt's weird song

2693
02:13:21,720 --> 02:13:23,720
He was part of Brett Wyatt's weird song

2694
02:13:23,720 --> 02:13:25,720
He was part of Brett Wyatt's weird song

2695
02:13:25,720 --> 02:13:27,720
He was part of Brett Wyatt's weird song

2696
02:13:27,720 --> 02:13:29,720
He was part of Brett Wyatt's weird song

2697
02:13:29,720 --> 02:13:31,720
They're weird people

2698
02:13:31,720 --> 02:13:33,720
Fucking

2699
02:13:33,720 --> 02:13:35,720
Wally

2700
02:13:35,720 --> 02:13:37,720
Oh, you fuck

2701
02:13:37,720 --> 02:13:41,720
And I've been your host in your eyes

2702
02:13:41,720 --> 02:13:43,720
We've been hell of fried

2703
02:13:43,720 --> 02:13:45,720
Thanks to fucking tanning

2704
02:13:45,720 --> 02:13:47,720
tanning

2705
02:13:47,720 --> 02:13:49,720
Thank you so much. Have a wonderful night

2706
02:13:49,720 --> 02:13:50,820
Good night.

2707
02:14:16,820 --> 02:14:19,060
Oh hey, it's me, it's Randy Ice.

2708
02:14:19,060 --> 02:14:24,060
You're gonna you're gonna meet me later if you haven't already seen me before but if you want to see me live

2709
02:14:24,300 --> 02:14:31,980
I'm gonna be on stage at the Miracle Mile event center in Bullhead City, Arizona on February 16th

2710
02:14:31,980 --> 02:14:36,400
At 8 p.m. And we're gonna be doing a live comedy show with Andy with me. Yeah

2711
02:14:37,400 --> 02:14:42,880
You're gonna be there too along with everybody. Yeah, it's gonna be great. And then what happens afterwards? Well afterwards

2712
02:14:42,880 --> 02:14:48,800
We're gonna do a live fried rice podcast recording. Oh shit. Oh my god. That's amazing

2713
02:14:48,800 --> 02:14:53,500
Really? Yeah, it's gonna be great. Everyone's gonna be coming. Oh, okay. How much does it cost to get in?

2714
02:14:53,500 --> 02:15:00,220
Well, it's funny you should ask because it's the Andy Rice birthday extravaganza. Oh really? It's gonna be a one of those kind of deals

2715
02:15:00,220 --> 02:15:07,660
Yeah, so price of admission is is one wrapped present for me. Be creative. Remember, I'm your friend

2716
02:15:08,040 --> 02:15:13,080
So please you know, I'm your friend. Oh, yeah, please don't say any gag

2717
02:15:13,080 --> 02:15:16,180
Yes, I will be opening these up on on stage. So

2718
02:15:16,180 --> 02:15:23,460
Be mindful of that. Yeah. Yeah, no dildos. Okay, shut the fuck up. I don't want people even thinking about that

2719
02:15:23,460 --> 02:15:50,460
Anyway, February 16th 8 p.m. Miracle Mile Event Center. Yeah, hopefully we'll see you there.