That was great.
I'm just going to let this just hit for a second.
And welcome to, I mean this is a very special special special episode of fried rice podcast.
I am your host Andy Rice.
Let's get fried.
I love this fucking music. I'm going to let it just keep going.
With me as always.
It's Michael. He's lucky to be here. We keep trying to kill him every single week.
It's a new storyline I'm working on. He doesn't know it, but it's kind of true.
I've been putting just a little bit of poison in every single drink I've offered him.
He stopped accepting drinks. Lucky to be alive, Larson.
Hey everybody.
We have Brandon.
Shipley, up to Boston.
Hello everybody.
Oh, that was a weird little break.
We got, he didn't bring pizza this time, but it's Austin.
He drove so many hours to be here.
He hooked us up with this incredible opportunity that's coming up in a couple months,
which I will share once we have some things finalized.
He's a comedian. He's quickly becoming a good friend of mine,
especially with those Star Trek gifts he gave me last week.
It's amazing. We love them.
Yo, check me out on Myspace.
But ladies and gentlemen, with us as always, very special guest.
It's been a while since you've seen him.
It's been a while since you've heard his voice.
But with us today is our Lord and Savior.
Oh wait, I said I wasn't going to do God stuff.
It's our Cthulhu.
I was going to say yet dark.
Our 666 monster.
Our number of the beast.
Our devil incarnate.
It's Zachary.
Improv quality.
I fucked the end up.
But he's back ladies and gentlemen.
You're not going to say anything?
That's your fucking thing. I hate it so much.
It's like people are going to think you're really here.
Until your first rant.
Fucking asshole.
It's all in your head, Andy.
You guys see him too, right?
Well now we have videos.
He's the devil now.
He doesn't edit anymore. He took his God power away.
So he fell from heaven.
He's the fallen angel.
I mean if we are going to get religious real quick,
I would maybe argue that God and the devil are the same thing.
Because if there is a God, right,
he created the universe.
He created everything, right?
So then he created the devil.
It's just an extension of who he is.
Or who he is or what he is, right?
Remember a few weeks ago I recommended a movie called
The Devil Went Down to Kansas City.
It's a To Be Original.
That sounds terrible.
No, actually it's not that bad.
It's not that bad.
If you watch the Fried Rice Podcast, we love To Be Originals.
Because we really want them to sponsor us, Zach.
Exactly.
But it's basically about that.
The devil and God are pretty much the same thing in the end.
I look at it as principal and vice principal.
Because the vice principal always is the punisher.
So he's always down to the punishment.
But then aren't they all part of the same school?
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
So you could say it's the principal and the vice principal all you want.
But I think if it's all part of the same school,
then it's one extension of one thing.
Are you saying vice principal?
I am.
It's very conceited of you.
Well, it's the devil, if anything.
I didn't call God the vice president or whatever.
I felt like you wanted to.
But no, we love our vice presidents and vice principals here.
That's what we call our fans.
We can't really decide on which one.
They have many names.
Those who shall not be named.
Well, not speaking of which, but because fuck Bob.
That old bitch.
I love him and miss him.
Okay, so man, it's been a...
We did an episode last week, didn't we?
Yes, we did.
I thought it was the Christmas break.
But did you watch this movie in between?
It really messed you up.
Yeah, we'll get into fucking slipstream 1989,
which is the quote unquote movie we watched.
We're not sure it's a movie.
Yeah, I feel like there's maybe things that require something to be called a movie
that this is missing.
We picked the wrong slipstream.
There's two of them on TV.
The 2005 slipstream directed by Anthony Hopkins sounded a lot better.
Maybe we should just do that next week.
I'll just do the slipstream followed by slipstream.
It's the same movie, they just updated the graphics.
We made the mistake before because we did Future Sport following Miracle Mile
based on a Wikipedia search.
Maybe that's a bad idea.
So let's do the what are we smoking?
Because this is always fun.
I have with us...
This is probably going to be what we're going to be smoking the next few episodes
because it's my ounce that I bought.
But cucumber lime is the flavor brand.
It sounds like a salad.
It's a little bit of a salad, yeah.
It is refreshing. It's a sativa hybrid.
I went sativa this time because you guys always complain that maybe the Indicas aren't the best
for then sending you off into the world afterwards.
Which by the way, if there's any police listening that live in the area
because I realize now I'm advertising where the podcast is and all this shit.
They leave the next day.
I have everyone spend the night if they smoke.
Because you can't...
It's just a sleepover.
We talked about it before.
Mike literally seven hours he just slept here.
And that's everyone does that.
I never let anybody drive.
We don't let anybody drive high.
We just put them in the murder room.
We pick the movie, watch it here with our feety pajamas.
Hold each other. Hot cocoa.
Oh, I completely forgot.
We're filming.
I completely forgot.
Hey, welcome to the new age.
There should be some fucking clips online by the time you watch this maybe.
This is recorded. You get to see how we're all set up.
You can see my... one angle of my room I guess.
You can see that Nosferatu license plate you referenced like eight times now.
You want to know the story behind the Nosferatu?
It's as nerdy as you maybe thought.
Maybe not as nerdy. I don't know if you expected more.
Maybe more.
I always... I didn't know.
This is going to bug me watching the video.
But I always during these podcasts I'm on the edge of my seat.
So I can turn and... I don't know.
Because I don't want to be just sunk in my chair.
I feel like that's not how you do this.
Unlike how you were watching the movie we're about to review.
Oh my god.
Not as the experience you need at all.
I half watched the movie. I quarter watched the movie.
I watched the first quarter I watched.
No, no, no. I watched it all. Technically.
But I'm saying you paid less and less attention as it went on.
I paused it eight different times and watched eight different things.
I paused it and started Blue Eye Samurai on Netflix.
I paused it and then I went back.
I was like, okay, this is too good. I'm going to watch the whole fucking movie.
I go back and I watch it and I pause it and I'm like, King of the Hill.
Let me just fucking get this out of my head a little bit.
It took me six hours to watch fucking Slip Street.
You just kept telling me you would rather watch.
Yeah, I just...
You're like, what haven't I seen since mid 2000s?
King of the Hill sounds good.
This weird place is reminding me of King of the Hill.
I'm balls deep into a rewatch of King of the Hill.
For no other reason than I watch...
than fucking YouTube, man.
YouTube popped up. One of those...
super cropped in port... like the sound is off.
King of the Hill, three hour video where you can just watch episodes.
You've seen those, right?
The illegal streams or whatever.
And you watch them and they're like awful.
And I'm like, wait a minute, I have fucking Disney+.
And so I just pulled it up to watch the episode the proper way.
Now I'm two seasons in.
Two seasons for... and I'm just like, fuck.
It's a great show.
It is.
Well, it's a great show.
And I wish...
They're doing a new season, aren't they?
The reboot.
They're trying to do it off the loop.
Yeah, that would be amazing.
If what I've heard is correct, which would be...
Bobby as Hank's age and then Hank as Cotton's age.
And then Bobby has...
Well, they're gonna do a reboot, not just a...
Well, I wouldn't even say a reboot.
It's a continuation.
But it's gonna have time pass.
I guess Bobby, as far as I've read, is like...
he's not a propane salesman, but he owns his own barbecue place.
So Bobby's in the...
Oh, that's great.
So he's not doing propane.
No, no, but he's doing barbecue.
Yeah, because like towards the end...
Charcoal or...
Well, like the last season he gets really into barbecuing.
Oh, yeah, he does the...
Or he's selling pellet grills.
Pellet grills or something.
Well, he does the...
He does that little famous scene where he's got the beef hanging up.
He's part of like the beef inspection squad.
And he's way too young for it.
And then what is the thing he yells out?
Does anyone remember the exact thing?
Fuck, it's like...
Bobby yells something.
He does, but it's like two words and it's like he yells it out and everyone's like,
no, don't do it.
And then he ends up being right.
And he's like, so yeah, I can imagine...
He spots a problem with the cow or something like that.
Yeah, he spots a problem with the meat.
Yeah.
Wow, isn't King of the Hill way more fun to talk about than Slipstream?
Which we haven't even started talking about yet.
I'm already pissed that we even have to.
God damn it.
Okay.
Slipstream was made in 1989.
So let's get into what are we smoking?
Oh, by the way, I looked up a list of...
What are you smoking, Herpes Mains or something?
I'm going to change it myself real quick.
I love cozy TV shows as a brand, so quote unquote cozy.
So like cozy murder mystery, I feel would be...
The one I put firmly in that box would be Murder She Wrote.
Okay, I was going to say Angel Lansbury.
Is the coziest of murder mysteries.
So it's like no gore, no nothing.
It's still intriguing.
There's always a mystery.
And you're watching an old lady.
So there's not a lot of action, right?
Scooby-Doo.
Scooby-Doo's cozy mystery.
Monk is probably my...
Monk.
Monk is the one I love more, Psych.
Psych is one of my...
I love Psych.
I've watched...
There's three movies now of Psych.
And I don't know if you've...
I haven't watched any of them.
Okay.
Did you watch all of Psych though?
No.
Okay.
Well, Psych's one of my absolute top tier shows as far as like cozy.
I could watch it in the background.
I could watch it anytime.
It's funny.
I could eat dinner and watch it.
I could do like what...
It's just fun to have on.
I like it.
I love the chemistry between Sean and Gus, the two main characters.
If you're not familiar with Psych, it's...
Even him with that cop.
What's his name?
Oh, Lasseter.
I've watched Lasseter.
Oh, God.
Even like a back and forth they have is great.
You know what's sad is the actor who played Lasseter, who also plays someone in Supernatural,
but I haven't watched it, but he's a character in that that people like.
But he had a stroke and it was a bad one.
And so when they made the Psych movie, the first one, he has a cameo where his character
got like shot or fucked up like in the line of duty, which I liked because it's like...
It's exactly what happened to Lasseter.
He went out, did something brave, got fucked up for it.
So when he's in the hospital, it's post stroke actor, so he's fucked up.
But kind of like what they did with Top Gun with Val Kilmer's character.
You know how it's like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They got through it.
But what's awesome is that I think by Psych 2, the movie, the second movie or the third
movie, he's fully back.
I think he's...
He's recovered.
You can tell maybe he had a stroke, but he's still fucking doing good.
They gave him a cool spot in the Psychverse.
Anyway, I highly recommend that show.
If you like Monk, it's the sister show to Monk.
There's even a crossover.
Yeah.
I've seen a couple of episodes.
I haven't watched it all the way through, but it's fun.
My grandparents worshiped that show.
They had every season stacked up.
Which one?
The Monk.
Monk.
Yeah, my mom is a huge Monk fan.
And they're doing...
They just came out with a new Monk movie.
There's a new Monk movie.
Yeah.
I never knew to give props to a network before, but USA Network.
Good for you for taking these shows that had to end for whatever reason and then giving
the fans these great movies.
Because each of the Psych movies have been awesome.
You get an hour and a half of Psych and I love it.
It's a combination of the network and the actors.
Yeah.
They love playing those characters.
They want to continue those character storylines.
And the writers and all the writers.
And all the writers enjoy the whole process.
It's kind of like... it's cozy shows that only do that.
They're like...
Even in comedies it's that way.
Like Friends or Seinfeld.
They went for a long time because you could just sit back and watch these shows.
They were comfortable.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Cozy TV shows.
They also end it when you want more.
So then when the movies come out you're pretty excited.
Yeah.
Right.
I know Psych had a pretty good ending as far as series finales go.
It had a strong last season.
I think that's the one that has the musical.
Which I always love when a show that doesn't do musicals does musicals.
One of the best examples of that is Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Have you guys ever seen Once More With Feeling?
The Buffy musical?
It is.
It'll make you cry.
If you're five or six seasons deep into Buffy and are familiar with all the characters and
know the exact reasons why when...
Well it doesn't even matter.
But yeah.
Amazon's kind of doing good with that too.
They're doing a lot of the USA Network.
Amazon's doing the same thing.
They're picking up old shows and continuing them on.
Which ones have they done?
Amazon did a lot of sci-fi ones.
Okay.
I would love a...
What are we going to do?
Buffy is what I was about to talk about for another 20 fucking minutes.
You're talking about comfort movies.
What is your number one comfort movie?
Oh, comfort movies.
I think one of the...
Any genre.
I think the... well, top comfort movie, if I need to just feel warm and fuzzy inside,
I put on the goofy movie.
And then I followed up with the extremely goofy movie because I like that one as well.
And I don't care if people say it's an inferior sequel.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's a worse movie, but it's not a bad movie.
It's a worse movie, but it's by no means bad.
It's so enjoyable.
It's the beat mix.
I love every part of it.
If that's what you're watching, it's fine.
That's my... if I need to be in a happy place, go back to childhood in my brain, it's goofy
movie.
But if I want something in the background that anytime I look to it, I'm just going
to chuckle or just be happy and it's a stupid movie.
It's without a paddle.
That's a good one.
Where they're looking for D.B.
Cooper's goal.
I need to do Planes and Trains if I want to comment on it.
Oh, Planes and Trains is great.
Where's your hand?
It's between two pillows.
Revenge of the Sith for me.
I can put that on.
I have to put that on once every six months.
Revenge of the Sith.
Yeah, but my problem is that I get into it.
That's episode three.
Right?
Yeah.
So isn't that one like...
Okay, give me the highlights of that one because it's been a while since I watched the original.
That's the one where Anakin actually turns into Darth Vader.
I know that, but that's the last 10 minutes of the movie.
Give me the highlights leading up to that.
What are the big moments that I was...
You see Order 66.
Order 66 happens.
Yeah, I remember that.
Just the start with that.
Yeah, like Battles Count Dooku right away and like Chop's set up.
It's basically the true finale of those six movies.
It just lays out everything that happened, finishes off the story.
It should have been the ending.
Do you think Star Wars would have been as big as if they started with those ones?
I don't.
I mean, the only reason they didn't is they didn't have the technology.
They didn't have the technology to do those movies.
But I don't think people would have been as pumped watching a kid be pod racing as they
would have been watching Luke blow up the Death Star.
I'm sure the pod racing thing was like a last minute kind of thing.
We need this kid to be good at something.
In the 70s, there also wouldn't have been Jar Jar Binks, I don't think.
Or there would have been Jar Jar Binks.
And that would have been a practical Jar Jar Binks.
And that would have been real bad.
That's going to give me nightmares.
That is funny how they were like, let's make these three movies first and then we'll just
do the other ones later.
And yet they still had to invigorate technology to make that happen anyway.
Well, then they had to go back to the old ones and make them better too.
Put all the little stuff in between.
I like the models versus CGI.
Practical.
Some of the ship models are still there.
I'm a big horror fan.
But that starts with Star Trek the same way.
You know what?
I'm a huge fan of CGI.
I'm thinking of some of my favorite movies.
Some of my favorite cinematic moments in movies are full CGI productions.
I think the opening to Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets where you see a man
meet the first alien and shake their hand.
And it's done to the backdrop of Major Tom.
No wait, what's the song?
This is Major Tom the Great.
That's what we all call it.
That one.
Yeah, it's Space Odyssey by David Bowie.
There we go.
No, that's the name of the song.
By David Bowie.
Because Major Tom is the...
Four, three, two, one, Earth be the last, Earth keep falling.
Is that the same song?
No.
One is an 80s synth song and one is a slow guitar song.
I've just heard it done a different way.
This is Ground Controls of Major Tom.
That's one song.
But the other one is Earth below us, drifting, falling.
I think that's the second verse of the song.
No, that's not.
Two different bands.
One's David Bowie and one's some random 80s band.
It's not a random 80s band.
It's a random 80s band.
It's like their new wave band.
Major Tom.
Bye.
That's not even...
Well, we got Major Tom coming home by Peter Schilling.
And Peter Schilling is not a nobody.
We're just going to play the first three seconds.
That's one song.
And then we've got...
That is one of them.
What's the other one?
Space Odyssey by David Bowie.
Space Odyssey, yeah.
By David Bowie.
Oh, that's a T. Okay.
Something like that.
That was close enough.
And this is one of the best songs ever.
Yeah.
Like 11 years.
Look at that picture of David Bowie, though.
He's fucking...
The one of the astronaut doing this in space is so cool, though.
See?
And then zoom in the other one.
Get that one to the chorus.
Yeah.
They're not the same fucking song, dude.
We can't keep...
We're going to get copyrights stricken.
I know.
But that was still Major Tom, dude.
That was Major Tom.
It's a remake.
No.
It's not.
Really lucky click right there.
No, it's not a remake at all.
No, it's not.
We're going to look at the...
How did he actually sing?
No, we're going to do lyrics, okay?
Major Tom is just a...
Here we go.
Lyrics to Peter Shilling's Major Tom.
No, no.
That's...
Standing there alone.
No, no.
This is it.
I got it right here.
I'm going to sing it even.
Standing there alone.
The ship is waiting.
All systems are go.
Are you sure?
Control is not convinced.
But the computer has the evidence.
But this one's in German?
No need to abort.
Is this German people doing this?
The countdown starts.
And then another...
And then four, three, two, one.
We need this in German.
Okay.
Like 99 Red Bullions.
Go for it.
Well, I don't know.
I can't do this in German.
And now we're going to look at Space Oddity lyrics.
God.
At least...
Hey, now people can watch us doing this so I can keep...
I can't...
It's fucking cheap here.
I'm sorry.
They can see it now.
Now they can see all the...
They can see how stupid we are.
Yeah.
So this opens with...
Ground control to Major Tom.
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
Okay.
Does he...
Maybe he's on the same fucking song.
No.
Awesome.
We spent 10 minutes figuring out that these are two different songs.
They're not the same song.
Yes, they are.
They might be about the same.
No, they're completely different songs.
One is Peter Schilling's Major Tom and one is Space Oddity by David Bowie.
Peter Schilling's...
It's like a call and response is what I was trying...
It's like this is a response to the other song.
Nope.
So what I'm going to do right now is I'm going to type in...
So who the fuck is Major Tom then?
Major Tom coming home.
Now I'm going to put Space Oddity next to it.
Okay.
Let's see what we get.
Major Tom coming home.
Maybe that's not him on the way back.
It's what I'm saying.
That's exactly...
It's a response to the first song.
Okay.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Well, the character is unofficially related to Major Tom from David Bowie's...
It's unofficially.
But it's unofficial.
That's a theory.
Of course it's not official.
It's just a theory, Mike.
It's a theory.
It's a theory and unofficial.
If I was just going to take any fucking half-assed theory, half-baked theory, that comes my way.
We need to destroy Reddit.
That's Wikipedia.
Every time we look something up and I'm like 25% right or 50% right, you're like, never
mind.
You have to be 100% right.
Never mind.
Mike, I hold the standard higher.
You're older than all of us.
I know.
I'm here to get wiser and be better at things.
Language has to be perfect.
It's like...
Hey, since Bob's no longer on the pod, what's it like being the oldest now?
Is it tough?
It's just like this.
It's like having a bunch of teenagers, no matter what you say, you're wrong.
Whether it's factual or not means nothing.
Like the sky is blue.
We're like, yeah, it's light blue.
It's light blue.
I have premium chat GPT.
Let's ask it.
Is Major Tom by Peter Schilling...
Here, take it.
That's what I get at home with my teenagers.
Yeah, exactly.
By Peter Schilling.
Is Major Tom by Peter Schilling...
What's the name?
Related to...
I need to look this up.
This is totally me.
Related to Face Oddity by David Bowie.
It's very important that we look this up.
And it says, nope, can't fucking do it.
It won't even let me fucking put a thing in there.
You're not allowed to know this information.
Yeah.
That's not our...
This is...
This is too deep.
He's like, this is deeper than Epstein's list.
Major Tom and Peter Schilling both feature a character named Major Tom.
Not directly related, yeah.
They're not directly related.
No.
Of course not.
But Major Tom could be anyone.
Yes.
Yeah.
Who is Major Tom?
An astronaut who gets stranded in space.
I mean, I guess what do they call this when they do it in rap?
Oh, Schilling's song can be seen as a kind of homage or reinterpretation of Bowie's character
story.
Exactly.
But unless it's Mike doing it, then it's wrong.
That's a theory.
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
That's a conspiracy theory, you know?
Yeah, okay.
So back to what are we smoking?
We're still in what are we smoking.
Cucumber and lime.
Back to the beginning, what are we smoking?
We never started.
The percentage is 33.3.
But what we just smoked was a baby jeter and it was sugar plum and it's sativa.
That smells sweet.
That's good.
No napping today.
We got all sativa around.
Did you have the day off of work or something?
So I'm switching to the old schedule I had.
Not for permanent, but it's for a little bit.
But I don't know about being here every week.
More often than I have been.
Over there at the cloud factory that you work at?
Yep.
No, no, I got downgraded apparently.
Now I'm making bricks to send up to Earth, you know?
Oh, that's great.
Because he's the devil, right?
That's what I'm joking about.
Yeah, fucking stone.
I'm trying to follow along.
I'm like bricks.
Trying to follow the story.
Bricks up to Earth.
Oh, he's the devil.
Since I bought these at the store.
Oh, look at what they are.
What the heck is that, man?
They're freeze-dried tropical skittles, which I believe are the superior skittles.
So new segment.
So we've done freeze-dried.
You were here for the freeze-dried.
No, I haven't been here.
I haven't been here since September.
So this is the second appearance of freeze-dried skittles.
I never had freeze-dried candy.
Different brand.
I mean, we had them from the thing.
This is...
Well, this might be the same brand.
No, it's not.
It looks different.
Wait, are these animal?
No.
Oh.
They say two grams, which I thought was funny.
Yeah.
Two grams.
That's what made me think it was animal.
Two grams.
Oh, shit.
Is it two grams of candy?
Yes, apparently.
Oh, well, it's a six ounces.
So that's about right.
So everyone knows.
Everyone knows.
Everyone knows that six ounces is, of course...
I feel like it's way more than that.
Of course six ounces, everyone knows, is 170 grams.
Sorry, sorry.
That doesn't work.
So this is profit.
It doesn't work if we come up with it at the same time, Mike.
Then it looks like we Googled it.
If I had come up with it, you bastard.
So we definitely over-sealed this bag here.
Okay.
Do you need scissors?
No.
Oh, okay.
It's just a bag.
It's like, I'm a man.
It's like a normal bag.
We did Skittles, but I bought, I think the wrong ones.
I bought spicy Skittles last time that we tried and it's a weird kick.
So this segment is what are we eating?
Munchy, munchy, munchy, munchy minute.
What are you going to do?
Oh, yeah, okay.
What flavor is blue normally?
This is tropical.
Oh.
This is the tropical one.
So this isn't red.
They're not edibles?
They are not edibles.
They're normal candy I bought from the gas station waiting for my crispy, crunchy chicken.
It's all I've ever had.
That's delicious.
The texture of the freeze-dried candy.
I never had freeze-dried candy and I was like I should bring this along to surprise everyone.
We're going to look at the flavors right now.
I believe that the tropical skills is the superior skills.
So some kind of wild berry thing.
Wait, wild berry and tropical?
Now they make bags that have them together.
I think it's that together one because that one was dark blue.
I just need to know.
Oh, here, I just need blue.
We got kiwi lime.
Pineapple passion fruit is the blue one.
Pineapple passion fruit.
I want some blue if you can find me one.
Mango, tangelo?
I never really realized tango.
Tangerinos?
I don't know.
Peach guava.
I eat them every one at a time.
I like how they look like.
There's a blue one.
They're always fruit flavored to me.
I just need a handful of them.
I don't know.
It's just fruit flavored.
I want the fruit flavored fucking Skittles.
That's my impression of Bob.
I don't even know what flavors were.
They were at the Texco.
I don't eat one Skittle more than a handful.
They had a whole rack of them.
They had like a ton of different ones, but I like tropical Skittles.
Just like M&M's.
Is the candy coating on M&M's flavored?
Yeah.
They're different flavors?
No.
M&M's is just chocolate.
Or peanut butter.
They have M&M's peanut butter though.
But the candy on the outside of it.
It's just a candy shop.
Do you like Reese's?
Given that Reese's take five a run for its money.
We do like Reese's.
I was at the store.
I would go through a candy fix lately.
They had Reese's with caramel in it.
I've heard of that, but I haven't seen it yet.
It's delicious.
What store?
Oh fuck.
Where was that?
It's a Reese's cup, but it has caramel in the bottom.
Oh wow.
That is so delicious.
I really liked...
Which they did not have to give to us.
They made the big Reese's cups and I was like, that's good enough.
They made Reese's with cookies in it once.
Yes.
Like a crispy Reese's for those?
No, it could have been that Walmart.
It's not just a Mandela effect.
Please tell me you remember crispy Reese's.
I'm not too educated on Reese's lore.
I do know that there was a guy that took a bunch of peanut butter out of Reese's cups
and then just ate just the peanut butter and said it tasted like ass.
Yeah, I don't know where those two guys ran into each other and ate them.
But I bought Reese's peanut butter once.
The one that they make and produce.
He doesn't eat ass nowadays.
I've eaten ass.
That's Ryan's thing now, which was crazy at the last Shriner show.
He described in detail what a butt hole tastes like.
Then I go up and I just say the word butt hole.
You can hear this lady in the video.
It's like, let's go somewhere else.
What?
I followed you.
That was my first minute of my bit.
I was like, where's the lady that said we should go somewhere else?
After his one, I even said, Ryan comes out and talks about eating ass for 10 minutes straight.
He comes out and says one thing and you're like, let's go.
But the thing is, the lady who did it, she immediately put her hands over her face and got real.
I was like, no one would have known it was you.
Had you not just pulled yourself out.
That was the butt hole that broke the camel's back for her.
She got tired of the butt holes.
Enough butt holes.
Did you comment about it or no?
I just heard it and moved on.
I was like, fuck, did she just say something?
I was like, thank you.
Was Ryan hosting?
Yeah.
Throughout the whole night, he's like, you know that last day I tasted like asshole and I tasted like ass.
If I was a real comedian, I would have done my eating asshole story and I would have just thrown that in there.
I would have been like, this is for you lady.
I wasn't going to do this.
I was going to do a relatively clean set tonight.
I love that when you do clean stuff like I'm going to do one about an engineer or a lizard losing its tail, a lizard cop.
And then you're like, I'm going to tell you about this time I fisted a chick in my car, my friend sat in the squirt.
Wow, you remember that was specific.
I wasn't a made up.
I called you Thanos for like two weeks.
Did you have a punchline like, hey, you're in the splash zone or?
Oh, no, I didn't.
You should have.
Well, shit, I hate to get into this on the podcast because people I know listen to this, but this was so long ago.
Yes, that happened.
But when he sat in it, no, I didn't have a quippy little lunch.
You should have.
It was the horror of me forgetting that it was there.
Him sitting in it in his gym shorts and then realizing it was damp.
I think I was telling him the story or just told him the story or maybe told him the story the day before.
So he knew what it was.
He sat down. He sat and he's like, what is that?
And he looks at me and then all the fucking dials start clicking in and he just walks in.
He's like, I'm sitting in cum.
And he doesn't say it, but he gets out and he just starts walking. He's just so angry.
He punches me once, not in the face, but in the arm hard.
He was mad. I let it.
We're still friends. I was just like, I deserve that.
He just needed to.
We took his car.
You could have told me before you said, yeah, you know, I don't know.
It's a weird thing about me. I always try to think of like cool catchphrases for most things that I do.
OK, like what?
No, give me a thing like you you you narrowly avoid.
You narrowly avoid an accident like someone's coming into your lane.
They don't see you. You slow down.
You don't even hit the horn. They get in front of your life.
My horn doesn't work in my truck.
OK, well then that's Jesus.
Take the wheel.
That's what you know. Jesus take the wheel.
I've always wanted to get in the car and like, well, it's raining.
And then just like, hey, you ever seen Fight Club as I just get into like oncoming traffic to like whoever's with me?
Just I mean, that's an insane person.
You know, I'm not going to.
You know what my dad does in the car to fuck with like random people?
He flashes his lights at them to get their attention and then he pretends like he's going to swerve into you.
Oh, wow. That's incredibly dangerous.
Yeah, it's funny as fuck to see their faces.
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, holy fuck.
That also rolls down the window and yells out people walking by.
Oh, like fucker, I did.
That's a couple. I still think Andy has the gnarliest car story so far.
Oh, no, mine's the other day when I got in the when I came back into work.
Do you think about that moment whenever you put on the Randy ice on?
You're like, this is tighter.
No, I what's the left hand for one?
And I use the right hand for Randy.
So maybe there's there's some separation left half right half your brain.
No, I've never used the right hand.
The other hand. No, this one is clean.
This one's been through some things.
You should have Randy ice mentioned that I got clapped on the other hand.
Oh, God.
This is my eating hand.
At least this one's clean.
This hand's been through some things literally.
We never brought Randy ice on. There's never been a reason because we've never had video.
We'll bring him on later. Let me get it. Let me get stone.
Let me go take him out and he can help us review slipstream.
People love him. He's great.
We're going to get him out of the closet. Out of the kill room.
I think that's the official name for the fucking room in my house.
Jesus.
Making podcast history. The first puppet on a podcast as a guest.
Hell yeah.
Where you at?
Yeah, we'll do that.
He's going to Laughlin more now.
Who?
Jeff Dove.
What did you bring, Brandon?
I brought a hybrid. It's called permanent marker by the fight.
I got it in THC.
Permanent marker.
That sounds permanent.
That sounds like a good dude damage, right?
And then I brought a Jeter baby cannon, a sativa.
This one is called beautiful nightmare.
Oh, Jesus.
Beautiful nightmare.
Here's the thing I've learned about these baby Jeter cannons.
42% THC.
The names, they're not just fucking about.
No.
They're real.
They have a reason.
This is terrible nightmare.
Terrible nightmare.
It's going to wreck us.
Yeah.
Yeah, I bought a...
Is it just one joint?
Yeah, it's just one joint.
It's with a glass tip.
Damn, if only we had two more, we could use our new sponsor.
Hell yeah.
Now that we have video bell ringers.
Yeah, oh show the people.
Yeah, show those guys.
Yeah, that's a bell ringer.
Show them with a...
Right into your bong and it has three holes.
You can put a dab, another bong piece, a joint, or just three joints or three dabs.
Yeah.
You can smoke three joints at once.
We did last week.
You can smoke three joints at once.
Any combination.
Three joints at once.
I was like, you guys got three different kinds, didn't you?
Oh, I mean...
Oh, no.
Yeah, fuck you, Travis Kelsey.
We can do three things at once.
Yeah, we could theoretically throw three baby Jeters on here.
Yeah.
I don't think he'll do it.
What are you doing, Zach?
What the heck?
You guys called me the devil, now I'm going to be it.
Now he's breeding chaos.
Oh my God, are we going to do that?
No.
No, we're not.
Are we going to do it?
We don't have to...
We could put them out.
Yeah, that's true.
We could do it.
Yeah, you got to show the people.
We could do it to demonstrate.
This is one side.
You could actually put other bell ringers into it and just keep stacking.
You could do five when we're talking about five.
That's actually...
I don't even smoke, but that's...
So you're going to do it to demonstrate.
Yeah.
You're going to do it to demonstrate.
You could put other bell ringers into it and just keep stacking.
You could do five when we're talking about five.
That's actually...
I don't even smoke, but that's...
So it goes three, five, seven.
I guess you could do nine.
The cool thing is each one has different properties.
This one's just the jumbo one where you could put other pieces in it, bowls in it.
There's other ones.
There's one that glows in the dark.
You could put this one in there.
There's this one that's a top cover that you could draw on it.
We just turned a three into...
A five.
Damn.
That'd be crazy.
A lot of different kinds.
MyBellRinger.com.
They won't even do the three.
Do you have the...
We did the three last week.
I wasn't here.
It doesn't count.
We did do that last week, but it wasn't on video.
No video, right.
Well, now it is.
So Brandon was just pleading with me to reconsider maybe not putting three baby cheaters in this
and ripping it.
Maybe we know it's coming.
We can start with it next week.
It's because we've got beautiful nightmare.
We do have beautiful nightmare.
Okay, we're going to save...
We love BellRinger.
We did it last...
You know what?
Here.
Show...
Here.
You know what?
This is...
This will work.
What?
This will work.
Wow, it doesn't prove nothing.
I'm going to put a video up to the GoPro.
You can't put a video on the video.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just going to show my phone to the GoPro.
Last week you took a video, didn't you?
Chat GVT it.
They just edited the video.
They didn't really do it.
Can I just...
I can do that, right?
I can just show...
I mean live.
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Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Fuck it.
This is not what I expected.
Fuck it.
And we're back because I fucked something up, stopped recording in the middle of some
bullshit, we lost a shitload of everything.
But wait, how much was the rest of that on video?
Yeah, until that piece.
Yeah, everywhere till there was on video.
Yes.
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And now we're back.
And I'm so sorry.
We didn't end up smoking three joints at once, if that's where it left off.
Yeah, it did.
And they're all scared.
Yeah.
Scared.
Oh man.
That's what you were going to insert also the video from us smoking three joints at
once last week.
That's been AI edited.
Everybody stay away from the keyboard.
And everybody keep an eye on that fucking clock.
Make sure it's moving right.
Jesus.
Yeah, when I was there.
This shit never happens.
You cut out cops.
But have you heard an episode that Jesse's edited?
No.
Oh, blows you out of the water.
No offense.
I'm not a...
No, no, no.
We went into this podcast fully aware that Zach and I probably started off at the exact
same level of knowledge of editing.
And then Zach just put more time into it.
So he became better.
And then he took it on himself to actually put the time into it, which made a huge difference.
And that's why we were able to get this thing off the ground.
But he's not an editor.
He's never claimed to be one.
He's never prided himself on editing.
But Jesse, on the other hand, is a, is an audio engineer guy.
Like he loves that stuff.
And so when he goes in and he adjusts the volumes of all the stuff and he adds in different
music and stuff.
He's an editor.
I was just like, I can get this motherfucker going.
I can get it going.
I can get it up in the air.
I just don't know if we're going to land.
I can figure it out.
I'm proud of you guys for moving on.
Moving on without me.
Thanks.
I'm proud of you.
Man, this is.
I'm going to start my own podcast with hookers and blow.
That's really good tasting.
Mike, you gotta take another one.
I gotta take another one.
Cause we had that break and now we're trying to get back into the fucking swing of things.
You know, it really gets you back into the swing of things.
I had Bob reach out to me.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Bob, he's live?
Yeah.
Polarski.
I sent in the group chat that picture from raging bull, his favorite movie of what it
looked like in the movie and what it looks like now.
Yeah.
And he's like, Austin, the picture of Drake little models club was great.
Andy shared it with me.
Raging bull is my favorite movie of all time.
I do a bad Bob.
Very, very, very bad Bob impression.
If only fucking Ryan showed up.
You have to, you have to, you have to sound angry and like you're like, Bob Polarski taught
me how to be the man I am today.
Thanks.
Hope all is well with you.
See what?
Thanks.
You're great on the podcast.
Louder and angrier.
That movie made me the man I am today.
The husband I am today.
I'm like, thanks.
You're great on the podcast.
We recorded the last few episodes of me on it.
So more to come and you'll start hearing me on there soon.
Hope we can get together soon and stop Andy's tangents together.
And he's like, I live in Florida now.
I don't, I don't know.
I don't know.
I live in Florida now.
I don't, I won't be back.
Yeah.
It's kind of like a podcast.
We're fun and I'm glad that you're involved in it.
You never know when our paths will cross again, but I know they will.
He's success to you.
He's not a muppet.
He's like, he's definitely a muppet.
He's like, he's not a muppet.
Yeah.
Continued success to you and finding a vaccine for tangents.
He always sounded like, he never said that to me.
I love Bob.
He always sounded like Teddy from Bob's Burgers.
He reminds me of a, he reminds me of a, he reminds me of a, he reminds me of a, he reminds
me of a, a better voice Gilbert Godfrey.
A little bit, yeah.
If Gilbert Godfrey and Teddy had a baby, and that baby was 85 years old, then it would be
Bob Polarski.
And that baby grew up in New York.
And cursed Philadelphia's baseball team by moving in the middle of the world.
He works for the IRS, right?
Oh, shit.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
This is, maybe I shouldn't have read his press.
Wait, wait, wait.
This is some fucking heat right here.
You're throwing at him.
That's a definitely like a baseball thing.
He moved in the middle of the Philadelphia Phillies, like World Series, like trying to
get there.
And they lost to the Arizona Dimebacks who got swept.
Woo hoo hoo.
You, it's his fucking, old man, Bob.
Yeah, some fan.
I was about to say more mean things, but I was like, I miss him.
Yeah, no.
Bob's a fucking.
You used to always say, you're the, you're the, Bob's the future you.
Yeah, yeah.
I never really bought that.
I think Bob's the future Ryan.
Is that Ryan so pissed off all the time?
No, maybe.
He's so mad all the time.
Yeah, he does that voice so much that it actually becomes his voice.
Yeah, he becomes his voice.
That's how it started.
As he goes.
But wait, doesn't, doesn't, doesn't he?
He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,
he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like
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He helps us get won.
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no one that's probably why he was divorced the first time if she's still
if she's still with them it worked yeah well okay well did you know that's just
how they like it I think that was the same as please put that out yeah this
thing is power all officially high enough now beautiful nightmare this silence
about this piece of shit okay well sorry by the way for the listeners if you
didn't see the video if we don't end up somehow getting that audio in there I
hit a button and I stopped the recording I'm so sorry and we lost all the stuff
where I talked about how I had I've been using chat GPT a lot to try to become a
better person doesn't matter we were in the middle I kind of wanted to do a few
more segments because I was having fun with that and they and the listeners at
home didn't get any of it you know so the first part so we're gonna start
let's start right no let's start right we're gonna go backwards or we had the
other one we're in a new one let's go to the third one these are all great you
know what I love though is I add more and I add I added I did this like two
days ago but now I can just be more please and then here's more all right so
all right we have puff puff puff but anyway
you said plot twist puff puff plot twist it did that intentionally chat GPT
you son of a bitch analyze analyze unexpected plot
twists in movies and discuss if they were more or less surprising well hi
and dreaming I forgot I watched this until we just every time we start
talking about this movie I'm remembering that I want that I it's something that
happened to me I was hoping at some point he would say clever girl oh that's
him yeah that's where I know him from okay it's the guy clever girl guy from
Jurassic Park anyway I lost the momentum for this let's talk about the movie
cannibal cannabis confessions okay share funny or unusual experiences related to
watching movies while high either personal stories or submissions from the
listeners that might be fun to do if you put on like Facebook yeah high school I
had a girlfriend in California and then I moved here we were still together not
not it not that heartbreaking of a story we stayed together it wasn't like
butterfly effect these are behind so you didn't read your notebook let's talk
more about butterfly yeah where he leaves town he's like I'll come back for you
it's all dramatic and everything yeah it was not like this at all we what do you
think of the ending of butterfly effect which one right I realized he in the
moon all these universes by like you know he travels and changes things he
created all these universes and then also killed trillions of people each
time you change you just killed trillions do you think it's not do you think it's
not multiverse I think it's multiverse got every episode every episode I'm
just gonna say multiverse I'm just gonna throw the word multiverse in a movie and
listen yeah I fucking love the butterfly effect it's one of my favorite movies
of all time I'm just kidding I'm just kidding
all right unusual experience related to watching a movie while high well I had a
girlfriend in high school I moved away but then I came back to visit her we
were still together I had picked up smoking weed and she didn't know that
and I was high and we went to go see a movie together and my friend was there
he was the way I got there so he sat like two seats over and I fingered her
during the movie but the movie was he's just not that into you
do you think she was thinking about whatever the generic hunk from that
movie all right all time no no yeah I just thought it was ironic that I'm into
her and I'm watching he's not that into her don't worry it's only two fingers
yeah because it says it's the movie's called he's not that into you yeah well
you were into her yes that's very funny I love the play on words yeah yeah that's
great well that's that's wonderful incorporating these segments can bring a
dynamic and engaging edge to you it can't I just did yeah this is dynamic as fuck
thank you anyone else with any high I I feel like I watch almost every movie
high and then it either just gets permanently placed on some part of my
brain that won't let go until I thoroughly discuss it to death or I
forget it ever existed because I was just either two stone like a lot of
marbles in there but they're still in there somewhere and you comes out of
nowhere the Marvel movies I don't see is one movie or as like as like
individual movies they just seen as like up until endgame is just the first Marvel
movie and then yeah but it's let's get back to fucking butterfly so you got me
back into it of all of the different timelines that he went down which one do
you which one if you had a journal that you could go back to any point in your
life and just affect one moment because it's not it's not that you can just go
back and like go get stock in the stock market or whatever it's like you have to
go back to a critical point in your childhood where you could just change
something fundamental you wouldn't do anything because you're married Mike
would you spin the dice doesn't he doesn't he like know what happens though
if he does this so that's why he tries to change it so he still has like he
reckons yeah yeah so he still knows what happens like in the future if he doesn't
change it but he gets back to if he doesn't change it like and he knows like
oh this will actually help me out have no this money you throw all this money
even when he came back and like they were in college together and they were
loving each other it was still there was still nothing good enough yeah like
there's always well because he was missing all of his arms yeah everything
was perfect Brandon except for you know he lost his way that was the last one
that was when she was with his best friend because he saved them the other
one the brother was yeah then it was the best boys there's always an effect there's
always something wrong always yeah but mainly the one where he pointed the movie
he leaves her there and now she's like a hooker and yeah or was that was I think
that's just isn't the one where she's the hooker the one where she works at
the diner and then she kills herself isn't that the OG one I think that's the
original matter the whole point is it does well that matters because that's
the oh well unless you're saying the point of the movie is that no matter
what you change it's always gonna change something else that's one way to look at
it Mike but that's what I'm asking is what would you go back in time and
change I wouldn't because of that would you change anything would you roll the
dice well see that's that's the question is like do you know what I know now
going back in the future like what I like could I play the stock and buy like
a shit on the test actually I got one I would go back no last night and stop
myself from watching the movie yeah
fucking bread and fire it up that's good
actually this movie I would go back to a few hours ago and knowing that Ryan
wasn't here
yes okay we'll move on from butterfly effect I'm sorry obviously our segment
recurring is I if there was a butterfly effect segment isn't there this movie
not a thing what about if what about if Austin never brought up on a fight
effect down this road it's like our multiverse is all of them start from one
point they all just converge back into themselves because it's just a just
going no let's talk about I stopped the butterfly effect tangent by pointing out
that it stopped recording and then it just there was just that one little seed
and it regenerated like Wolverine speaking of Wolverine though I did see a
I'm on this Facebook I see like they just put random panels from comics up
without any explanation they just tell you what issue it's from and they're
just like this is cool look at this I'm like cool and one of them was at some
point they needed to get a nuclear bomb out of a city and so they gave it to
rogue who flew it out and into like some area where no one would get hurt and
then they brought Deadpool and they threw him down there and he held her
hand and they just got exploded and she healed because he she takes his healing
power and they just both you know they're sitting there as their bodies
are being like melted he's like so like what like what's the deal with Gambit or
whatever like he says some something funny to her she's like thank you for
helping me out it's a cool panel there's just a nuke going off in the background
their bodies are disintegrated it's kind of a sweet moment since you brought up
Gambit yeah I did super upset because I just got a Facebook thing they announced
they're doing a Gambit movie six years ago and there's still no fucking Gambit
and that's our that's our segment Zach from six years ago mad about shit
I was like I even wrote on Facebook and I don't write on my social media
yeah just delete I was like Channing Tatum as Gambit that might be cool
okay with Channing Tatum I was almost gonna one of the I might even recommend
it as the movie later but it's maybe a Channing Tatum movie no Jupiter
ascending no it's a movie I've always wanted to watch but I might have another
one doesn't matter we were looking at so I typed into chat GPT make our podcast
better give us segments and it literally it's giving us 30 30 40 segments we well
here okay weed wisdom let's share it let's share a piece of wisdom that's
easy it gets you get you high there's a little piece of wisdom from the movie
our experience of watching oh god okay well then let's actually talk about the
movie we're watching ladies and gentlemen this fucking 1989 slipstream
starring Mark Hamill built well actually starring Bill Paxton with and Bob Peck
a Bill Paxton and Bob Peck who is the from Jurassic Park Ben Kingsley was in
this yes I recognized F. Murray Abraham who was Ben Kingsley we'll see the
narrator was there a narrator and then Mark Hamill Mark Hamill okay this fucking
movie what's the best way to just in one sentence break this definition
it's like someone's not a movie it's a freaking TV show they digitized a VHS
they found in a dumpster yeah it's not a movie I think it has to go to like an
AMC theater to be a movie so real quick this way not a movie Bob Pax character
and Drac's parts named molding I got really lost wait are you saying that
this was a made for TV movie it seemed no I don't think it was originally gonna
be but I don't think it ever went into theaters it was only aired the version
we have that we watched is the TV version if you noticed it was not in
widescreen I didn't notice no movie has been made not in widescreen since 1940
it's missing 10 minutes from the what was supposed to be the at the movie we
watched in this way so I just randomly found YouTube premium so maybe that's
like a fox in this well this is a way better quality but but we love you to be
but that's because to be is playing the bill Paxton Fox you can tell yeah like
right in the beginning Bill Paxton shows up grabs a woman's tits yeah yeah yeah
hey like have you not seen big love that's just Bill Paxton well we're
talking about the character just talk about him in this movie well this is
real life too it doesn't matter now who's he married to in real life yeah I
took him a few years ago yeah was he ever married to Helen Hunt I don't know
from twister I do not know from twister he was in every from twister I said it
the way I said it Mike don't correct me he is from twister with the cows flying
around that's what made him that's who he is it wasn't this people didn't go
there's a lot oh shit hey she got yourself a blurry yeah well you gave us
understanding it's a riot so you just click on Bill Paxton I decided to play
sick and see what he's been in but it's a lot of stuff he's very except he
doesn't even go here we go Ryan decide to play sick yeah at the time of this he
was more fucking on nine say I'm not gonna space here okay there we go for
the listeners at home you're just taking a picture that's taking a picture
perfect podcast Bill Paxton he's been an aliens frailty a ball 13
actually training day pixies agents of shield million dollar arm two guns we
get it it's IMDB we need to stop doing this on the show
are you a power ranger what's going on at the time of this movie Bill Paxton I got a
notification that improv sent a photo to the fried rice podcast we had. Do you hear it sound like a fucking power ranger?
what's your favorite power ranger? If we were the Power Rangers what colors would we be? I don't wanna fuck I forget which color she is. Pink pink. I would be
obviously the green one cuz he's the coolest Tommy no white was the coolest
racist I didn't like that he needed to become the white Ranger to become good he
could have just been the good ranger. I don't understand why they had to change the color. Speaking of racist red. Have you guys seen Super Sentai?
the original Japanese no new Japanese Power Rangers where it's like adult and
they swear. I grew out of Power Rangers. I said there's a new one. Newer it's like late 2010.
But they're like grown-up Power Rangers? Yeah they're all it's all Japanese it's all
subs. Oh shoot about in Japan okay and yeah they like they're like creeping on the girls
and shit and they swear and say shit and fuck and stuff. They're like teenagers. It's like cool. It's like cool Power Rangers.
What's as cool about Power Rangers? I like how we just abandon the fucking movie. We should just go to the ratings. It's so hard to talk about this movie. I think if a movie generally gets a W we just do a regular podcast. Yeah the movie is a slush stream don't watch it.
I mean it's good there's no rules. Oh dude this looks badass. Are we live? Why don't we get the... Oh no this is someone else's video.
I know why can't it just be the fucking trailer why does it gotta be it looks
like this looks like it's gonna be the fucking trailer and then it's like it's
like no you know what I'm just gonna mute him. Finally get the... Fuck you bro. Alright. I don't know if this is it. This looks like it. This came out two weeks ago.
Does that not mean it's new? It's newer like not like the 90s one is what I meant.
Like like this looks like it's newer. This looks pretty new. Sort of newer.
Not the latest fucking one. I don't know what Power Rangers are doing nowadays. Before that shit got out there.
Their helmets look fucking stupid. Their helmets look so stupid. How do you see out of that? Oh they have wheels on their faces.
They have you know okay no just for people listening at home. There's an if
you're familiar with comic books when Superman gets that star that starfish
thing on his face and it makes him live his perfect life and it's like trying to
control him and shit. That's what they all just voluntarily put on their faces.
So stupid. Oh wait that's a joke for the video. What? I think that's just a joke for the video that you're watching. This might be the AI image.
The Super Sentai I'm talking about. It came out like a little bit before that god-awful American Power Rangers movie.
Where they looked like robot sex dolls. Before that. And it actually did look cool and it was actually entertaining to watch.
Now the newer one was they acknowledged Trini doing and then they uh is everyone else just seeing a little person in a oh that's Peter Dinklage.
Oh no but you're on a tangent. Naked and afraid celebrity dickens. You so do not want to talk about this movie.
There was a nude Peter Dinklage in the bottom right hand corner of this YouTube browser. It's an SNL skin. I see that now but yeah.
Okay fine. But dude okay first of all the movie starts out with uh like oh yeah the apocalypse happened and everything and then you just see a guy in a business suit.
And then it does that whole North by Northwest reference. He's getting chased by a fucking chicken. For so long. He gets harpooned through the arm and pulled off a cliff by Luke Skywalker.
Nothing happened. He's like oh damn that sucked and then they take him to the bar. Yeah I like that he just he like he doesn't he's not reacting to the pain.
But here's the thing. So I'm watching this movie and again I feel like I've watched this movie. So I again took many breaks watching this movie.
Also I feel like I haven't watched this movie. I definitely did. Every time you're going to mention something it's going to it's going to bring it to mind.
But I can't recall anything organically except. You blacked it out like trauma. But when I remember that I'm like okay when I see the hook in the guy's arm at no point do I question it.
Because it's just everything about this movie just screams shitty. It was so bad that I was just like oh that's just bad acting. All right.
Whatever. He's not reacting to having a fucking hook in his arm. Cool. Moving on. I didn't even think he might be a robot. I didn't think about it.
But yeah you're right. So you get the North by Northwest. He's getting chased by a plane for 20 minutes.
By the way if you like a plane it's not one plane if you like. Let me just say this. Here's a recommendation for this fucking movie.
If you like planes especially little two seater planes that are kind of weird little gliders mainly but they you know they can land anywhere apparently.
They can do anything if you like that shit. This movie is for you. There's a 40 minute uncut scene of just planes. I don't know.
I'm kind of curious how it looks in the AI remaster. The plane part? I couldn't see shit. Oh in the very beginning. Yeah.
So if you're going to watch this. Does it fix the terrible lighting? If you're going to watch this. Watch the AI remaster. Well this is just a blurry shot.
This is way better. It still looks grainy. No I think it's because it doesn't give a shit about the rocks.
I think it's just doing him in the plane. It's the AI. Now it's just doing the plane. This makes me want to play Star Fox.
Now it's him. This is such a great shot.
I mean but the thing is it still looks so much better. Where's the propellers? It looks way better. It's just the wind.
It's in the slipstream. You don't get it. It's the slipstream. I don't think anyone gets it. They're kind of like gliders.
So anyway obviously it's that wasn't Mark Hamill. That couldn't have been Mark Hamill. Right? Probably not.
Let's I mean here no one expected AI to make it so that we can fucking know if it's Mark Hamill or not. But let's find out.
Let's do it. I usually watch this plane. I usually insert it in his face. Yeah. But I mean you think AI did? AI should. If it didn't then it should.
And that's not Mark Hamill. Those actually look like crash test dummies. They look like crash test dummies.
That doesn't look like a human being. And that doesn't look like a human being. That's two. Mark Hamill's corpse in a thousand. That's two corpses.
That's just fucking bad. Let me see if I can get an even clearer one. Oh shit. Looks like fucking Count Dooku.
Looks like a meat. Looks like a squished like a painted a face on a testicle. Oh goodness. That guy's flown.
Wow. We're going to keep that as our as our animals that we'll look at. They wait way too long to tell you that he is basically an android or whatever.
Well I think they're wanting you to figure it out. Yeah. They were trying to build that. Slowly. Like he kicks the wing off a plane. I'm like OK so this guy's a badass like hitman or something.
Well yeah. Mark Hamill. And then he cures a kid's blindness. I thought he was just really smart too. At one point I thought he was like a Jesus type person.
I really again didn't give a shit if he was a robot a human or whatever. But once he healed someone was like oh he's a doctor Jesus slowly hits all the way up until the very end of the movie.
Spoiler alert. You're not going to fucking watch it anyway. He crashes that plane. He crashes that plane and I'm like I was like OK badass autistic Jesus Terminator is what he is.
Oh my gosh. Yeah. So that was that was probably my favorite line in the movie though at the end when Mark Hamill was like we're going to make it. Yeah.
They flew right into a fucking mountain. At one point they were going to make it. What were you watching? You're looking forward. The mountain is there.
There's a mountain coming at you. I do have one. I wrote one line from this movie down. It has a few good lines in it. One I wrote down. I bet you're the kind of guy who gets out of the shower to take a piss.
It's the old debate of that there's there's two different types of people. There's people that stand up. That was said by Mel Paxton right. He's the only likable character in the movie and he like sexually assaults women and punches a bitch in the face.
That's where Bob found his way to be a husband right.
As the music every time they're showing the plane sounds like Star Wars and then the British guy seems like the Twilight Zone. You're like this is like a Star Wars Twilight Zone crossover bullshit.
It was a lot of mixed ideas thrown into one movie. One producer of this movie. Not a list like you usually see. One guy.
This is like a movie that should have just been a book. I see it as a book. The visuals in it kind of fuck it up. I don't even know if this should have been a book.
The made for TV part. With what plot? How do you do a book? You said Mike you said the made for TV part. That kind of almost helps my theory a bit.
That they have this movie idea they wanted to do it and then they were thinking about like eh. But then Mark Hamill saw it and said oh dude yeah. And then they're oh cool. Luke Skywalker's in on it. Let's make it a movie instead of a TV movie.
You know Mark Hamill got contractually obv. There's no way. This was right after Star Wars. It was right after Star Wars. He said that he wanted to do something very different from Luke Skywalker. He wanted to play a bad guy.
And he wanted to play a bad guy. This is his next. I'm just going to ask. This is his very next thing after Return of the Jedi. It's crazy. How many flying scenes, travel montages did we see? Like 5, 4, 5?
He has a bunch. So just a little info on this director. He did all the Trons. Trons? Okay. Including the new ones? The new Tron? He didn't direct it but he wrote the screenplay for the Tron Legacy.
Oh I love. Wait. And then the original Tron. He did the story and he directed it. Was it source material for the other one? Was it source material or was it. He actually wrote the script. He wrote the script for Tron and Tron Legacy. Hell yeah.
Tron Legacy. So he learned to write as he got older. I love Tron Legacy. I love the soundtrack to Tron Legacy. Tron came out before this one didn't it? Yeah Tron was 1982. But you don't really know when somebody wrote something. It's kind of hard to tell.
This seems like training for that. But it did a good job of putting those lines in. The random lines in weird places that were funny. But it wasn't supposed to be a comedy. So. No. It makes it. Yeah.
How many minutes of airplane footage did the movie slipstream 1989? Wow. Let's see how good chat GPT is. I did a quick search. It can't do. Exact duration. The movie features several scenes with airplanes. Yes. That's it. Okay. So anyway I have. I can't even figure out. I think it's a solid percentage of the movie. It's like 40% is airplanes. So real quick. Chat GPT looked at it and went like. Oh no I'm not watching the whole thing. I'm not watching that.
I'm going to. I'm going to read off three reviews from chat GPT. Okay. I'm going to read the first one which is the standard. I'm going to give Mike the negative one and we're going to have Brendan read the positive one. Okay.
1989 strips slipstream is a mind bending and visually stunning sci fi thriller that takes you on a thrilling ride through time and space with its intricate plot captivating performances and dazzling special effects. It keeps you guessing until the very end. While you may. Well it may leave you with more questions than answers. It's a wild and entertaining journey that's worth the watch for fans of mind bending cinema. Mike your interpretation right here. This is. I will agree with 1989 slipstream is a convoluted and confusing movie.
The plot is a tangled web of nonsensical twists and turns and their performances are uninspired at best. Special effects are outdated and the overall production feels cheap and amateurish. Save yourself the frustration and avoid this film at all costs. Yeah.
It's a W from chat. All right. And then Brendan somehow pull this thing out of the fire with yours. Yes. It seemed very bipolar by chat. 1989 slipstream is an absolute masterpiece that transcends the boundaries of traditional cinema. It's a mind bending journey that takes you on a thrilling ride through time and space with its intricate plot captivating performances and dazzling special effects. It keeps you guessing until the very end.
Yes. It seemed very bipolar by chat. 1989 slipstream is an absolute masterpiece that transcends the boundaries of traditional cinema. It's a mind bending journey of unparalleled creativity and innovation. The intricate plot keeps you engaged from start to finish and the performances are nothing short of genius.
Special effects are groundbreaking creating a visually stunning experience that will leave you in awe. This is a must watch for anyone seeking a truly unique and unforgettable cinematic experience.
Nothing to do with this movie.
I think I think it did the other slipstream that's on.
Make it really weird. Yeah, I spelled that wrong.
This was for you Austin.
1989 slipstream is a cinematic trip down the rabbit hole of surrealism. It's a mind boggling kaleidoscope of oddities with a plot that Morrison contorts like a Rubik's Cube on steroids.
The performances range from strangely captivating to just plain bizarre. Special effects defy the laws of physics and logic making you question your very existence. If you're in the mood for a cinematic acid trip 1989 slipstream will take you on a wild ride through the twilight zone of the film world.
It did make me question my existence.
Make it weirdly sexual.
I don't want it sexual.
Make it a WWE promotion.
There you go.
This is for you.
There you go brother.
1989 slipstream is the epic showdown you all been waiting for step into the ring and witness a cinematic battle like no other with plot twists that hit harder than a steel chair brother and performance that rivals the intensity of a championship match.
This movie is ready to rumble.
Now that's a way better movie.
Special effects bring this spectacle delight delivering high flying action.
Oh no shit.
It's a lot of fucking high flying.
A lot of playing footage.
That will leave you on the edge of your seat. Get ready to lay the smack down on your senses with 1989 slipstream the main event of the year.
Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday.
Followed by your new step dad.
Well thank you chat you made.
This is my my newest our favorite and what this is always chat going to pull us out of any any fires we happen to fall into GPT.
It's a good way to do it weekly though to do that weekly.
We can it's a new segment that we created using it.
So then we get into all right so the main thing is Mark Hamill is a bounty hunter he found a robot that killed some people you don't know it's a robot in the beginning.
That's what's like crazy about it.
I guess it's he's running away from play anyway they catch him.
He's on peace mode he doesn't really want to hurt anyone.
It's him and some it's Mark Hamill and his and his chick.
And they they're not good at their job in the slice there a lot of talk.
I don't know every time they show them come against people they just they're instantly dead.
I like how they shot them.
That is true.
When they put the rocks on top of their faces.
Yeah.
She's like what are you fucking watching.
Oh dude that was a fun way to avoid having to choreograph a fight scene where it shows the bounty hunters.
They're dead.
They meet up oh yeah yeah oh yeah and then a few shots and then the next scene is just them covering the bodies of all the people they killed.
Or later when you just see them appear at that random dance off place.
From the description you just had it sounds like an episode of Family Guy.
It feels like an episode of Family Guy.
It's pretty random.
It's you it's like it's really random.
It's post apocalyptic.
That right there was ridiculous.
When they go to the cavern with all the rich people and Bill Paxon fucks the chick that lives there.
And then they find out that one of them is a robot and the girl who he fucks mom is like I can't believe my daughter laid with an android.
And then the chick was just like oh no that was just the homeless guy that brought him here.
Also there's poison running through his veins right now.
And she's just like oh okay good.
Oh man and then the android fucks oh and then so the android he doesn't dream or sleep because what would he dream I'm electric sheep.
That's a reference to something I think.
But what is this?
From the producer of IT.
June 21st.
I saw Aubrey Plaza got interested but it's the new Chucky.
I really liked the other child's play that they did.
It's the new Ted.
I think it's a child's.
Now it's a series.
I liked the first one.
Oh wait.
This is a movie.
Wait hold on.
They're making a Chucky move.
Didn't they already do a Chucky where he's like AI basically he's like a robot Chucky instead of being the possessed doll.
They made a movie of that.
I saw that movie and I liked it.
And Aubrey Plaza was in it.
She was the mom.
She was the child's play.
And then they did it.
If they did a show that's related to the movies I don't know.
This is a remake of that.
It's actually the same title.
Child's play.
There's no fucking way on earth.
It's like a part two but they call it the same thing.
There's no fucking way on earth that Aubrey Plaza's in two Chucky movies that one is a remake of the other.
If that's what you're trying to fucking tell me right now.
I'm saying if there's a new one it's child's play and they just read it's a remake is what I'm saying.
Was the last one called Chucky?
Yeah we can't tell.
Or they were sure going to add for an old movie for some reason.
No they were sure.
That was a Tooby ad.
Oh wait you're saying they showed an ad from a movie.
That someone's adding.
No you're not on IMDb wasn't it?
Yeah it was on IMDb.
Yeah but I think it was just an ad in between.
Yeah you're seeing what the Chucky movie was.
So there's a 2019 child's play.
So is that the one that it was just showing us the trailer for?
That was an ad for that movie.
I understand that that's a reboot of the original Chucky franchise.
I get it.
But I fucking was showing us a new child's play movie.
They just sold ads because Mark Hamill was the voice of Chucky in this.
Oh fuck.
Why would IMDb be showing me that?
Mark Hamill was IMDb.
Alright.
But why would it say it in theaters?
Because they just showed an old ad.
The only thing that tangent had to do with the movie was Mark Hamill.
It was an ad on the page.
Alright sorry.
Now this is going on a tangent too.
How do I stop this?
Room 104 right.
See a child's play.
There we go.
Alright.
Just ads.
Fuck.
Hold on we gotta do another flying on top really quick.
For anything let's get another 5 minutes of uncut flying through some mountain range.
That movie had a lot of flying tangents.
If they cut out the flying in this.
If they just made it so that everywhere they just ran off screen and they ran on screen
to the next place.
Or showed a little short thing of a plane.
Oh yeah.
They did that in 30 seconds.
The guy they're playing they dipped.
Maybe one conversation in a plane.
Not most conversations in a plane.
They could have done no flying scenes and only used the one where he did that very poor CGI
fly under the waterfall thing and the thing where he did the fly drive by.
The part of the waterfall was a completely different plane.
That's what was hilarious about it.
The waterfall was a completely different plane.
And then the peeping Tom fly by.
The chick's just doing yoga in a cave.
Oh god.
That was probably the dumbest fucking part of this whole movie.
He's flying in his plane.
It's at night.
It's post apocalyptic time.
He's flying by a cave and there's a woman doing naked yoga with her window open I guess.
Like her rock hole open.
And he flies by a couple times.
And then she gets up and she looks at him and kind of shakes her head.
You pervert.
And she lowers or she puts her curtain down.
Her little cave curtain down.
Wow.
The more I say her little cave curtain and her cave meat open.
All of these are sounding a little innuendo-y.
That little titty hiding bitch.
Do you think Steve Lisburn.
What do I mean?
Lisburn.
Oh.
The director.
He was like look guys.
I have a bet.
We want an award for something.
He's like I have a bet with the studio.
I bet I can't get people to watch over an hour of random flying.
But he directed Tron and Tron Legacy and Tron Eris.
Well that's the newest one.
But he was probably like listen I got this.
I got a lot of footage of me and Mark Hamill flying around.
It's just for fun.
I got these planes.
He just has a tax write off somewhere.
Can we put a loose plot around this?
So it's literally just Tron movies and nothing else.
No he's done.
Known for Tron.
He did the Animal Olympics.
Oh good lord.
Good god.
Is this our next movie?
Is this on Tubi?
No.
Are we going to watch the Animal Olympics?
Oh it's Billy Crystal?
Yeah.
I need a break from this director for a while.
Good god.
This looks bad.
It looks like 1980s cartoon.
I'm going to watch this shit out of the Animal Olympics.
Did y'all live through a different 80s than I did?
I mean I saw Star Wars in the 90s.
Wait wait wait.
Yes I did.
I had a twinkle in my mother's eye.
Mike, all of us had a much different 80s than you.
I wasn't even lying.
Austin said.
I was going to say none of you were alive.
One in the 90s.
90s guys.
90s.
Were you two?
90s yeah.
You guys are comparing.
I keep watching things that you think are from the 80s that are all great.
What's that saying?
1980s.
Well yeah 1980s.
Really the 70s.
It's not really the 80s.
No it's factitial.
It's an 80s movie.
But the last thing you showed me is Square Box that you showed with the 80s.
Square Boxed and Fuzzy.
I mean I saw Star Wars in the 80s.
It was not Square Boxed and Fuzzy.
It was widescreen and looked beautiful.
In what movie?
Star Wars.
Any movie I went to.
That's the point.
No.
Objectively the Star Wars you watched in the theaters when it came out was shitty.
Yes.
Objectively compared to now when they've updated them.
Yes.
But what I'm telling you is it didn't look like slipstream.
I would say they had to rely more on it.
It did not look like slipstream at all.
I agree.
No one's saying slipstream and Star Wars are on the same level at all.
We were just talking about a different cartoon and talking about the 80s and the visuals of it.
We're saying the visuals of the 80s were not what we keep describing them as.
But the Star Wars came out way before slipstream and it looked better.
Right.
You think we're just so used to it.
Because they just had a way bigger budget.
A budget made that much difference to do widescreen versus cut for television screen.
I think the main thing is our eyes are now used to 1080 4K.
So the old 720 and older formats are just grainy to us.
But even you can still watch old movies and see.
If you watch The Godfather.
It would be remastered to 4K.
I bet even if you watch the original The Godfather.
They're not that bad.
The way it was supposed to be watched on screen.
I was there.
Yeah.
They're not that bad.
I was there.
You watched the old reel and you went to an old timey.
It was definitely better.
It was over 1080p.
What are we arguing about?
Is this our first stoner debate?
Stoner debate.
Is HD better than the 80s?
Yes.
If we ever go back to the Hemet Theater.
They actually have like a whole room full of reels.
We could actually like watch the old reels.
Put that debate to the test.
If they ever call us that.
If they let us.
If we can somehow get an episode there.
The old actual film was, that's what I'm saying, was so much clearer than people today think it was.
Everybody thinks all of this is better and it's really not that much different.
The HD we have today is way better.
Way better.
Than the 80s.
Your eye can only discern a certain amount of HD.
We all watched what they filmed in the 80s.
And then what AI made it look like later.
That's my whole point.
You did watch what it looked like.
This is not what a movie looked like.
Yeah, this is SD as fuck.
Right, that's not what they looked like.
That's my point.
Is this movie's not a good example.
It's not like when you're trying to watch scramble porn as a kid.
Right.
Exactly.
This is not what, I was watching HBO back then.
It was not, everybody thinks it was like the stone age.
Did any of you guys just wish when they tied the android to the plane.
When they all got up there that they would have all just died right there.
That would have been the end of the movie.
There was no stakes in this movie.
Even the android walking away from the plane at the end wouldn't have happened.
He could have had some information to reverse the convergence or something.
But nothing.
Fucking Pinocchio gets laid.
Sex scene cuts to a picture of an antelope.
I've never looked at an antelope and they're like hell yeah they fucked.
Yeah.
There's a dance off.
There's a dance off where the robot does really good.
Oh god I fucking forgot that part.
They just throw it in.
It's like, it's the scene from Titanic when Leo takes her down to meet all the Irish.
The poor Irish people in the bottom of the boat.
And they all do a dance off and they're all giddy and stuff.
It's like they find that one pocket of post apocalyptic wasteland.
Where you can fly your plane with unlimited fuel anywhere you want.
I think that's why they were gliders.
I think you're right.
Where it's a glider design.
Where they could probably just go up.
But here's the thing.
Is that what, is that what, wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait.
I watched this fucking movie.
That's why there's no propellers.
Is that what they're, Jesus Christ.
There are gliders that get into the slipstream.
Not once did I question.
I've actually been in gliders like that before.
My grandpa lived on an airfield.
Normally to get those up in the air another plane has to tow the glider into the air.
And there is no engine.
But these ones they have little tiny ones just to get them up.
Okay wait.
Give me two minutes to read my review.
I'll try and explain this movie.
If you're looking for a movie that will make you question your sanity, look no further than slipstream.
A sci-fi disaster with Mark Hamill as a bounty hunter.
Or a bounty hustler.
Bounty hustler's cool.
I'm a bounty hustler.
In a post apocalyptic world where the wind is so strong it can rip apart buildings and people.
Sounds exciting, right?
I had no idea the wind was so powerful it could rip apart people.
Is that why it's post apocalyptic times?
Yes.
I didn't get it.
Okay.
The plot is a mess of cliches and nonsense.
Will Tasker as Hamill is chasing a fugitive named Byron who's Bob Peck.
Who's actually an android with a soul.
Along the way they encounter a bunch of weird characters like a cult leader which is Bill Ben-Gabriel.
A blind prophet which is F.R.A. Abraham.
And a wannabe actress.
None of them have any depth or motivation.
They only serve to drag the movie into more absurdity.
The dialogue is laughable, the acting is wooden and the special effects are atrocious.
The wind is supposed to be the main threat but it looks like someone just turned on a giant fan and threw some dust in front of the camera.
I agree with that because I didn't even know it was a threat.
The action scenes are boring and illogical and the ending is a cop out that makes no sense.
The movie tries to be deep but it only succeeds in being pretentious and confusing.
A movie that never should have been made. A waste of time, money and talent.
An insult to the sci-fi genre and to fans of Mark Hamill everywhere.
It's a movie that will make you wish you had a slipstream to escape from it.
That's my full review. That's my written out full review.
I have a desk in the garage with a TV on it and every time there was wind it would be that high whistling noise.
It would fucking hurt my ears.
That's the fan they're throwing the dirt on.
It's just like killing my fucking ears.
Oh, okay so I told you guys earlier.
Okay it's funny because I told you guys earlier that I had taken my laptop in to get repaired because it was overheating.
And I fixed it but I fixed it yesterday so I was kind of testing the water to see how it was doing.
So that wind noise in the background the entire time I'm thinking my laptop is running me right.
And every time I pause it it just whispers quiet. It's doing fine because I'm just watching a movie.
The crazy thing is it actually was overheating because it couldn't handle a fucking movie.
It couldn't handle the slipstream baby.
It's like this is my last couple months here and this is what we're watching.
But I mean the positive thing about this movie is that any FBI agents that were surveilling us killed themselves.
Now from the one person who the only thing they said to me was it wasn't that bad. I want to hear what you think of this movie.
It was laughable. There was a lot of stuff that kind of made me laugh.
Like little things that made me chuckle. Like before he was about to hook up with that girl she's like,
Do you ever wish you were somebody else?
That's something you would never want to hear.
Right before fucking.
What? What do you mean?
I always wished I was a man.
Or the leader of the cult group or whatever. You misled them about us so what makes us think you didn't mislead us about them?
It was confusing how he said it but it was just silly and wordy.
It was a silly movie and I don't know. If you go into the mindset of the Mystery Science Theater 3000.
That way it would be fun.
This would be fun to make fun of.
I think it was on there.
I watched it.
You can look that up and see if it was on.
It would be a good movie for that.
I believe it's public domain. This movie is in the public domain for some reason.
Because the producer went bankrupt.
I just know there's some reason why it's in the public domain. It must have never been in theaters or it wouldn't be public domain.
Not in the US. It didn't come in the US.
Did you guys notice the cop out in the end?
He shows up and she gives him the antidote and he punches her in the face.
He handcuffs her to a bed and gets her partner killed.
And she's like this is my new boyfriend now. I'll forget it but you just killed my best friend.
He's the only person I've known.
He handcuffed me and forced me to kiss him. Now he's my boyfriend.
A lot of me too moments in this movie.
Yes.
They haven't done it yet so we could show.
We should.
I never want to watch this again. We'll find another movie.
We'll find a different movie.
Never say never.
I watched this movie.
It was the most...I've never half watched anything less in my life.
And I maybe didn't give it the...thanks for aiming the cop right in my fucking pillow Mike.
I sleep on that pillow.
Microphones are over.
I would rather you cough it away from everybody and not get a reaction.
Fine. Fine.
But I'm OCD.
I didn't like it.
I didn't like anything about this movie.
I didn't like Mark Hamill's character.
I didn't like Bill Paxton's character.
I didn't like the robot.
I guess you know what I wrote down?
Here's the two notes I wrote and I don't really remember when I wrote them.
This movie sucked.
The movie should have been the main character.
No sorry, the robot should have been the main character.
Totally agree.
If it was just about him, he just shows up and kicks a fucking wing off of a plane that's coming out of it.
Here's a kid's blindness.
He gets fucking laid and then fucking crashes into a mountain.
It's like if Bicentennial Man with Robin Williams took place in the post-apocalyptic future
and we followed him on his journey to sleep.
That's really what happened because he dreams.
It's an android's journey to dreams.
It's beautiful.
Put that way. It's not made properly put that way.
But yes, it would have been a great movie made that way.
But that was their intention.
No, if we got the...
Don't look at the listing.
If we got the Lizberger cut of Slipstream, the one he wanted to release.
Not the one that the production studios made him release.
We would have had a better movie.
Because in his original vision, I'm sure, I'm making this up, but in the original vision...
No, it was. That's why the number one character on the movie, you go to the IMDB, is the robot.
It's not anyone else.
Yeah, it's Bob Peck.
Bob Peck is the star of this movie.
But Bill Paxton is the guy with the most lines.
He's doing the most stuff.
Another stoner debate.
And Mike wins.
I'm taking scores right now.
Mike, what was your favorite part of the movie?
When it ended.
Just because I didn't have to watch it anymore.
I'm rehashing a joke Ari Shaffir did.
I'm trying to look on the brighter side of things.
So I asked my grandpa, what was the best day you had during the Holocaust?
He's like, you know, what the fuck do you mean?
He's like, well, you know, maybe one day it was sunny and 75, and the other day it was cold and raining.
So I'm asking, in your Holocaust of this movie, there had to be a sunny day that was 70.
The one thing that made me laugh was that line that I wrote down.
Just one line.
One line I laughed at.
We all have to love the explosion at the end with the plane.
That's the two things in this movie.
Because when the plane explodes and the android walks away from it, it's the most basic explosion you ever saw.
It hits the side of a hill at 500 miles an hour.
And the android doesn't break.
He's a little singed.
Is there an engine in that film?
He climbed through the engine.
Well, there is, but there's not.
Mark Hamill taking off, aimed his glider at the robot.
And the robot, when this thing was getting pretty max speed, he dives through.
And then he's in the fucking plane with it.
Dives through the window, now he's in the back seat.
Now it takes off.
Now the robot, they're flying, they're about to crash into a mountain.
And Mark Hamill's, the robot's got the controls.
And Mark Hamill's like, we got this.
We got this, we can do it.
We're going to make it.
And then the robot just intentionally crashes.
Just right inside of a mountain.
Blows it up, it's like smithereens.
And then it shows Bill Paxton's character somewhere.
And then like that Indiana Jones scene, where he falls off the cliff and then comes back and surprises everyone.
You got Bob Peck's character, fully singed up like, oh, so what seems to be the problem?
And it's so stupid.
And the thing about Mark was that in no way could you be in that situation and think, oh shit, we're going to make it.
A mountain's just coming right at you.
We're going to do it.
We got this.
A 90 degree angle is coming at you.
You're like, yeah, we did it.
It's the most ridiculous thing ever.
That's how I fell towards the end of the movie.
And obviously I'm like, yes, it's almost over.
If there's no engine or fuel, how does it explode?
There is an engine in it, but it's hard to explain.
They don't work on the engine.
It's like 30 cc's, so there would be no explosion.
Yeah, there wouldn't really be.
It'd be like a little sparklers.
No, I think it was an explosion.
I think when an astronaut hits the earth, it explodes.
I agree with you, Zach, but for this movie, that would just make too much fucking sense.
Honestly, didn't question it.
They packed one of those planes in real life with some explosives and launched them into the air.
I think I might have an answer for your question earlier because my wife made me rewind one part of this movie.
Okay.
And that's where they're walking into the Indian village thing.
Oh, the air cult people.
The air cult people, and they go in and they're in a hot tub, apparently.
Sit around, all the adults sitting around in a hot tub, one with a white t-shirt.
That's where he goes to the little settlement where they're all about.
And he's got the little floating boat thing, the one adult guy about.
It looks kind of like the Andy guy back there age-wise.
Fuck that game, dude.
Just a 35-year-old taking a bubble bath in a hot tub.
Are you talking about Robbie Coltrane, the fat fucking dude?
If this is the game you want to start playing, like, just know I've been holding back.
I'm trying to be a more inclusive, nicer host, but I will destroy you, you old son of a bitch.
You're the oldest one here now.
You're like the grandfather clock.
You just want to fucking smash you with thousands of pieces.
What tool was he using to mess with the boat?
Do you remember?
If there's anything about this movie, can we just get...
He had a lobster in his hand, and the wrench on the boat.
I just saw fat people in the hot tub, and they stopped.
In the background of this movie, this guy has a boat in his hands in the hot tub,
and a lobster is a wrench, and he's doing this, and just a scene going on around him.
I love it.
It's hilarious.
I like how when they go to the cult people, and they're like, oh, they worship the wind, and they're weird.
And then it's that guy that's all hurt, and he looks like that guy from Princess Bride, you know, my name is Nego Montoya.
Yes, he did.
And then he just stops stitching me up so I can fucking die.
So my wife was like, on some of those things like that, she's like, I think someone making this movie.
It might have just been a cameraman that was like zooming in on that shit, knew they were making some bullshit.
Somebody knew, because that scene with the guy in the tub would not be in this movie otherwise.
Somebody knew they were making some bullshit.
On that note, we're going to rate this fucking movie.
I'm done talking about it.
I've tried to avoid it at all costs, much like my experience watching the movie.
Tried to avoid talking about it.
Okay, I'll start.
I know you know what I rarely ever start.
I'll start.
I give it a fucking.
So we go from B, which is what we which is our highest rating with pluses and minuses and then with pluses and minuses.
And then it goes CDF.
F is F is bad.
But it maybe you shouldn't watch it if you're not in the mood for that.
But F is you might watch it if you're in the mood.
You might if you're looking for some schlock.
Right.
Put it on.
W we put it in the at the level where it's not even worth for the entertainment value of a bad movie like to watch.
You didn't watch it.
Yeah.
Waste of time.
Yeah.
Waste of time.
So I'll start.
I give it a W.
Is that the first W?
No.
This is the first Andy.
Okay.
Collective W.
They've done like a terrifying.
Terrifying.
I think we did.
If you love the horror genre, it's not a W.
It's like a kind of a mind slug in between a W and an F.
Terrifying didn't end up as a W.
I think it ended up as an F.
I don't think we had one end as a W.
The Bob one ended as a W.
Yo, there's been okay.
I think Sleepwalk Kill was a W.
And I think.
And the Naked one.
If you don't stop dot dot dot you'll go fucking blind.
I swear to God if I was to talk about that movie again.
The surprising one that was almost a W.
Both our W's were Bob's before.
Bob had the only W.
What's that fucking one with the cult classic that we watched and we're like why is this so popular?
Oh.
With the.
Early on?
Yeah, it was early on with the fucking.
Might have been while I was in the hospital.
We've done 30 movies.
I just realized once we get a good W list going with how the kids are saying like taking an L taking a W.
We're going to make a bunch of like uneducated listeners.
Hey, those are the good ones.
These are the good ones.
These are the W's.
Oh shit.
That's their problem.
They're going to have a good time.
Yeah.
If any Gen Z's are listening out.
Here's a W from Andy.
It's slipstream.
If a movie just completely transcends B plus which would be so rare that's an L.
For legendary.
I'm a W on this one.
The L for legendary.
I'm a W on this one.
But real quick Mark Hamill if you're listening you're not.
I know that.
Because I see how many downloads we've had.
And it would be very weird if you were one of those.
If you ever listen to this you're great.
And Bill Paxton.
Well, he's dead.
Then fuck it.
Mark Hamill you're great.
You're great.
I love you in a lot of things.
The Joker.
Fuck.
I mean it's great.
But this movie.
I think you knew you were playing it tongue in cheek.
Yeah, exactly.
You did eat for what you were trying to do.
Fine.
I'm sorry for bro but this movie was not good.
This movie was bad.
Okay, so it's a W for me.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, also a W for me.
With the mindset of watching it to make fun of I'd give it a D minus.
Okay.
Wow.
So I felt bad for Mark Hamill the whole time.
I'm like this guy just wanted to do something different.
This is like in the prime of him.
Like fuck everyone keeps calling me Luke Skywalker.
Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars.
He almost Harrison Forded but he didn't.
He just hummed through the whole time.
I liked the whole stupid plot.
But it should have chose music that was the same as Star Wars music.
That wasn't his choice.
I liked Bob Peck as the robot.
I just liked his whole story.
This autistic Jesus Terminator type storyline.
Yeah.
Like you said, better movie.
And like the same reason.
Watching it to make fun of it.
But this movie barely kept me hanging on.
Okay, something kind of happened.
Okay, there's some tits.
It's hard to watch.
There's some funny stupid thing.
That guy looks like an ego Montoya.
Like originally after I finished the movie,
I was like okay that's just a solid D.
But us talking about it more,
brings me down to an F-.
I won't say that's the lowest deal.
Definitely did feel like homework.
Yeah, definitely felt like homework.
So based off everything that you've heard.
Oh, that's a B+.
I love watching you guys scramble about like how much.
You need to be finished.
Based on everything you heard,
I hope that you too can watch the movie
and get your own opinion.
Then you'll have a vote.
He's plugging his spinoff podcast.
Which is the Fried Zach podcast.
So he reviews the podcast.
It's called Quality Fried Rice.
He reviews this podcast and gives a B+,
because he just loves seeing us talk about it.
He doesn't have to watch the movie.
It's such a great.
I don't want to waste my time watching a two hour movie.
I can listen to a two hour podcast.
Jesus, you're right.
We spent about as much time as they spent on planes
talking about this movie.
And kites, there was a kite, don't forget.
We have two W's, a D- and an F+.
F-.
Pretty much an F.
So it's pretty much a solid F.
F- yeah.
I'll do solid F.
Because the D, I mean yeah,
it would be an F-, but you know,
F- just feels too...
Now W is so down though.
That's why we say F-, not W.
What do you guys feel? F-?
What do you feel?
W+, F-, W+.
I would say F-, but I wouldn't care if you guys gave it a W.
No, let's go.
We're going to go F-.
We'll go F- for...
If you really want to see Mark Hamill in some...
In something other than stuff.
And another guy attacking women for some reason,
then you watch this.
That's what you're into.
A little bit of leftover rice for this though.
When they go to the Colts Wind people,
and they're like, what do we do with this guy?
And they're like, time to do a fucking kite.
They couldn't come up with anything more creative than that.
They could have just done like King Kong and strapped it to the top.
But once again, I guess that slipstream thing,
the wind, the dust blowing through it all.
It would have been more creative.
No fucking idea.
I was like, how is he up there?
Because they never explained that fully.
I slept on the whole slipstream thing.
They pissed off the editor enough.
He was like, I'm going to fuck this thing up.
But they left that so much out of the movie.
It was really dumb on their part.
There was parts where I left it playing,
and I went and checked with the kids or something like that.
I came back and all of a sudden the dance party happened.
They were just in the desert.
It's like Sonic 2.
See, that's why he raided it so hard.
Because he got the lead.
You just stole the place.
I paused it right when it got to them singing and dancing.
I paused it and I went and microwaved Kirkland meatballs.
I was like, that's just where I go get food.
Staring at the cook in the microwave for 10 minutes was...
It's a bad movie.
It's so bad.
How does it not get a joke?
You guys have all seen the two Sonic movies, right?
The new ones?
Yeah.
No.
You should.
I just watched the complete discourse of how so many fans got mad
that they had to go back and spend millions of dollars to change the movie.
I thought that was great.
But they made it look great.
I bet they did.
The first Sonic movie is so solid of a movie.
You should go watch it just to go watch a Sonic movie that's fucking good.
It's good.
It's as good as...
It's a Mario movie.
Way better.
Whoa.
I'd say it's on even ground.
Even ground, maybe a step below.
Because the Mario movie is so packed with what you want, right?
Like in Mario, it gives you all of it.
It hits you full force.
You have to rewind scenes and watch...
I'd re-round that one scene where they're doing the...
Him and Luigi are doing a side-by-side running.
I'm just saying that movie's all fans.
I enjoyed the Sonic movie more.
But just because...
There's a plot.
Well, just because it was not forcing it into the Sonic world.
It was a movie.
Well, Sonic coming into our world.
I felt like Mario was a great fan service.
They didn't force it into...
Jack Black and Bowser is good casting, too.
You could have had anyone play Mario.
It's not bad.
It's a good movie.
It's not bad at all.
It's a good movie.
They're both great.
They're both great movies.
I haven't seen either the Sonic or the Mario movies.
We're saying which one's better.
They're both the total opposite of what you guys just watched.
I just wanted to know how they compete because I think Sega and Nintendo compete with those two flagships.
It's kind of like that.
Sega's not really a big property anymore.
Honestly, the Sega...
But Sonic is a little more adult than Mario when you watch him plot-wise.
I'm more pumped for another Sonic movie, I think, because they're going to introduce...
Knuckles.
Shadow.
No, not Knuckles.
They're going to introduce Shadow.
Yeah, they're introducing Shadow as a...
Is it like Who Framed Roger Rabbit style?
No, it's not.
Straight cartoon.
Well, it's a...
Straight cartoon.
No, because there's...
Well, no, he's animated.
He's only animated.
It's not all of them.
When you say...
When you say, are you saying did they incorporate CGI characters into a movie like they've been
doing flawlessly for 20 years?
Yes.
I don't know anything about the Sonic movie at all.
Well, no, it's the same as the Garfield movie, except a thousand times better.
With a lot of characters with CGI on them, too.
So you have the guy from...
He was from Lost, and he's been in a lot of stuff.
What?
Give me something that people are going to be...
What race is it?
Lost?
The guy from...
I was going to say something like...
Anyway, it's got the...
I've never heard of Lost.
It's got a character from Lost as the main guy.
Sorry.
What, from Sonic?
I don't remember what else he's been in right now.
I'm looking at it on levels of CGI to live action, kind of like Spy Kids was almost all
CGI, just see their faces.
And there's the Alvin and the Chipmunks, where it's just the three CGI's in the real world.
More 50-50ish.
It's more Alvin and the Chipmunk.
Yeah, more Alvin.
It's definitely more...
But kind of in between those two examples.
Here's Sonic affecting the real world around him.
Okay.
Sonic and Tails are like the only characters that...
They look great, though.
They look seamlessly put into the world.
They look real.
They have shadows and stuff.
They make it...
Well, the film looks real.
The production quality they did on the Sonic movies is phenomenal.
People clowned the original trailers.
Well, the trailer was crap.
The original before they changed it...
It looked trash.
I saw a comment and it had that Sonic, the original one, but they gave him Steve Buscemi eyes.
Yeah, the theory on that is they did that to Bomb Perfect.
Did you see the Star Wars fight that they just did and changed the...
That's the theory came out.
They made Sonic look so horribly bad that it created an uprising, and they're like,
all right, we'll change it, so then they released the actual Sonic.
They generated Buscemi.
Yeah.
I mean, that's one way to bullshit your way out of a bad Sonic movie.
Yeah, I don't think that happened.
Well, if they did that, because they only did the fucking trailer, so like...
If they actually did that and just made this trailer look bad, and they're like,
well, let's see if we do it like this, how they'll react.
I love that they have that ugly Sonic character as a character in the Chip and Dale movie.
Yeah.
Disney.
That slipstream.
I didn't see that, but I heard it.
It was so bad.
So they moved on.
So we keep switching off.
We talked about like two other movies.
What's the next movie?
Oh, yeah, we can do recommendations for the next movie.
Because we're done on that one.
It's a nice one.
It's done.
Yeah, we gotta...
I gotta leave here soon.
We gotta wrap this up.
We'll put a roof...
Yeah, I never want to talk about it again.
So my...
Until we do a live reaction with all of us sitting together.
Yeah, because it can't even be...
Eventually, tonight we're going to make our bottom fire, probably, because it's going to be like...
Nah, I promise.
There's going to be all W's eventually.
So my pick for Tubi...
Oh, hey, Brady.
Hey.
Auto-play's great, isn't it?
Auto-play.
Yeah, Dave.
That's the one bad thing Tubi does, at least they change the auto-play.
Oh, baby, I miss you.
I was like, have you guys done any from my list?
No.
I'm sorry, maybe one.
And then we forgot your list existed.
What's the luck turned on our dice?
We were done with that kind of crap.
I picked...
Okay, so here's my movie.
Hi.
Dog Pound.
I'm doing something a little bit...
I'm just going a little bit different than what we normally do.
So I watched...
Facebook Shorts came up with a clip of like when bullying goes too far, and it showed
some kid in a juvenile prison getting bullied by some people, and then his buddy goes in
and starts fucking those dudes up, and I thought it was awesome.
So I looked it up, and it's called Dog Pound.
And what makes it interesting for maybe like two people in the audience, it's one of the
characters that's played by Shane Kipple, who if you've ever watched the mid-2000s Degrassi,
the one that had Drake in it.
If you ever watched that, he was Drake's best friend.
His name was Spitter in the show, and he was like the bad guy.
If the things that are in your brain could be like instead of characters and stuff, if
you could have like scientific knowledge instead of that, you'd be a millionaire.
So you're saying that the knowledge I chose to put into my brain is not...
It's great.
It's your autism is amazing to me.
Okay.
I think it's cool.
It's like some people do numbers and they learn to play the piano.
Somehow that sounded super condescending.
No, it was not at all.
I like you.
I was looking down the movie, I just remember seeing that exact title card for it.
How you get to things.
I remember that title on Netflix all the time and never watching it.
Yeah.
How you get to things is amazing to me.
I might have watched it.
It's great.
I love it.
That's why I love it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You know, I have a movie suggestion from my list, I remember.
Okay.
No, I'm a stickler for the rules.
You can't fuck him.
No, technically the rules allow him to make a suggestion.
He's here.
Yeah, if you're here, you can make a suggestion.
I created the book, god damn it.
Devil damn it.
I can do either or.
I'm bisexual.
He's the choose.
He's bigodual.
Yeah, sestual.
Sestual.
I'm sestual.
I'm bull.
I'd like a movie that we all enjoy.
CES.
Which would be Bubba Hotel.
Bubba Hotel, okay.
That's solid.
That's pretty solid.
Is it on Tubi still?
Yeah, I just saw it.
I looked it up, but we can look it up here.
What is that?
That sounds like an interesting name.
Bubba Hotel.
Oh, it's a guy that thinks he's Elvis.
Elvis, yeah.
Retirement home, and then a mummy comes in and starts sucking the souls out of old people's
assholes, and he tries to stop it with his-
What?
That's actually the storyline?
With his friend who is a black man in a wheelchair who thinks he's Jimmy Carter.
What's the movie?
It's Centipede?
Centipede?
Yeah.
What's the name of that movie?
No, it's Bubba Hotel.
Bubba Hotel.
No, sucking the souls out of their assholes.
But that's how it gets to souls.
We can look it up, see if it's on TV.
That was a X-Files episode, I remember.
Was it?
Yeah, there was a little-
Yeah, see?
It was sucking souls out of butt holes.
I'm not wrong.
That was it, man.
It was one of the guys-
I don't think that's what it says on there.
JFK, he thinks that his buddy is-
Oh, JFK.
An aging Elvis forces fellow nursing home resident, believes he's JFK, to fight a mummy
who wants to steal his soul, and then you think I'm lying about the butt hole thing
for one reason.
No, I don't think you're lying.
I just said it's a funny way to do it.
Oh, okay.
You're just like, no, that's not right, but I'm like, it is.
No, not that it's not right.
I'm saying it doesn't sound right.
All right, what's your suggestion?
My suggestion is Stallone and Manderes in Assassins.
Oh, geez.
That's actually a good movie, yes.
Maybe, I don't know.
You picked that to clench your palate after this one.
Yeah, well, no, it just was in my-
veteran hitman's last job before retirement becomes his most dangerous as he locks horns
with a rogue newcomer who keeps killing his targets.
Mostly on my things are based on who's in on it.
This is Stallone and Manderes.
Directed by Richard Donner.
Okay, I mean, that's a safe bet.
Yeah, that's what I try to go for the safe movies.
So, I'm just putting ass next to Michael because he wanted assassins.
Ass Michael.
What does it take to ass?
And then, Brendan?
I was doing Ready to Rumble.
Oh, wow, that was even brought up earlier.
It was, I know.
I vote for that one.
That was almost kismet, dude.
It's a good movie.
I vote for that one.
It's a comedy.
I love this movie.
I mean, this is a very good movie.
Okay, so it's two sanitation workers-
That's one of my favorite movies.
And die-hard wrestling fans watch their idols suffer a career-ending defeat
and they travel to Atlanta to mastermind and come back.
It's a wrestling movie for wrestling fans.
We haven't done anything wrestling before.
Are you going to be here next week, though?
That's a questionable thing.
Old Boy is another good movie.
I know.
I just saw Old Boy.
Can we all change our pick to Old Boy?
I don't want to watch it again.
If we do this one, I have a really good guess for this one, dude.
He's like a wrestling historian.
Okay.
If me, Ryan, and him will get together-
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking.
Next week?
All right, what's your-
So the movie I picked is also conveniently named Slipstream.
The Anthony Hopkins one?
I'm just kidding, but can we look at the description of that movie?
Because we don't want to get them confused.
Read it.
No, don't watch it.
I'll read the thing.
You may watch this one.
So Slipstream, using his time machine to make repeated withdrawals from the bank,
a scientist cash scam gets complicated when bank robbers show up at the same time.
And I saw that and I was like, fuck, I picked the wrong Slipstream.
It is Sean Austin.
Sean Aston.
No, that's not Sean Austin.
It's Sean Aston.
Oh, it's Sean Aston.
Totally different people.
How is it?
I mean, very different people.
You're missing the U.
Yeah, totally different people.
Sean Aston from Goonies.
Yeah, and Lord of the Rings, dude.
And he's Rudy.
Yeah, yeah, Lord of the Rings.
The guy from Rudy.
And Lord of the Rings.
More famously, Lord of the Rings.
I was just kidding.
That's not my choice.
I'm just saying that's the better Slipstream.
I just thought it'd be funny to say.
So you guys did Man Thing, which is a Marvel property.
So I thought I'd bring a DC property that I found on here.
So the movie I chose was Constantine.
Oh, yeah.
It's like an old school Keanu Reeves.
Yeah.
I've watched it a long time ago.
I watched it when it came out.
I remember it being great, but I don't know.
I don't remember anything.
It's just Keanu Reeves versus demons as far as I remember.
It is.
Shy LeBouf's in it too.
That's what I remember about it.
And then there's a show, if we all get hyped on this, we can all go watch the show that
has a few seasons.
And then the show wraps into mystery or legend to tomorrow.
DC.
It all leads back to Buffy.
Listen, I wish.
Buffy and Butterfly effect.
The two B's in his life.
I love B. I might have heard something, but they're going to make a new Constantine.
No, he wants to.
He wants to make one.
He wants to make a new one.
No one says back.
So you think Constantine would beat Man Thing?
No.
Oh, yeah.
No, no.
On its ratings on here?
No, no, no.
The two B's in his life.
I love B. I might have heard something, but they're going to make a new Constantine.
No, he wants to.
He wants to make one.
The two B's in his life.
No, no, no.
The two characters fighting.
Not rating wise.
Yes, Constantine destroyed Man Thing.
The Australian American production of Man Thing.
Real quick, have you guys ever heard of this movie, Predestination, with Ethan Hawke?
No.
It's him going back in time trying to stop a guy from blowing something up, right?
And he keeps going back and he keeps trying and he keeps trying.
Eventually he fucks, he gets, so he goes back and he has sex with a chick.
She has, she gets pregnant.
She has him and then she goes and gets a sex change and turns into Ethan Hawke and starts
going back in time, just stopping to trying to stop a bomb and then ends up fucking himself,
creating a loop.
So like he ends up fucking him.
That sounds terrible.
But it's Ethan Hawke and it's actually like a well acted movie.
I've seen the movie.
I have watched it.
I'm already confused.
He goes back in time, fucks his mom, makes himself and it just keeps happening.
He didn't fuck his, well he fucks his mom but his mom is him.
He goes back in time.
That's even worse.
So, real quick, from a chronological point of view, he is a, well okay, she grows up,
well no, hear me out.
She grows up, Ethan Hawke's character is a woman.
She grows up.
She meets a man that looks like Ethan Hawke.
He has sex with her.
She gets pregnant.
She has a boy.
That boy is born.
He then, or no sorry, she has a girl.
That girl is born.
She ends up growing, wait, how does this work?
There's no sperm so far.
Yeah, exactly.
This is going to be problematic for so many reasons.
We're having trouble finding the sperm.
It might be wrong with the logistics.
But anyway, it's called Predestination.
It's an hour and a half.
It's literally Butterfly Effect but with sex.
Yeah.
Kind of.
Look, this thing knows me.
It's got a movie called Paradox, Timelapse, Yesterday's Target.
This is all time travel.
Yeah.
It's got to do with like slipstream.
I fucking love time travel.
Predestination, huh?
Okay, so those are our votes.
I vote Ready to Rumble.
We vote for Predestination at this point.
No, we can't.
Ready to Rumble, raise your hand.
I vote Ready to Rumble.
It's, I mean it's, oh wait, you didn't vote for your own?
No, but we're in the options again.
Oh, all right.
We have Bubba Hotep.
Yeah.
Bubba Hotep's pretty, I want to see Bubba Hotep.
That's right.
I'm going to do Bubba Hotep.
So we got two for Bubba.
We got Dogpound.
Dogpound is zero.
We got Michael's Ass, Assassin's.
Somebody vote for that.
Zero.
We have Constantine.
Sorry, it's a good movie, but zero.
And then we have Ready to Rumble, which is three.
So let's get Ready to Rumble, which I'll probably do next time we do.
Next time we open, so I won't waste it.
AI wrestling music that's not.
Oh, it's going to be a wrestling episode.
Yeah.
Everyone's got to get their shit together.
We need you and Ryan both here.
Yeah, hopefully Ryan will be there.
Ryan, help with the video.
We got a very favorite wrestlers.
I miss the games.
What's your on days this week?
Those were great.
The games.
You do a game where you'd be like, you're on an island.
Hey there, ladies and gentlemen.
And we have some exciting news coming up on February 16th.
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Also, please.
We have a brand new phone number.
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It is 1-702-829-0117.
Again, that is 702-829-0117.
This is a voicemail that is open for any of you knuckleheads to call and leave us your thoughts.
We will play them on air.
Thank you.
And sorry again about whatever caused there to be in space for an advertisement.
I should have screened the music I picked before I fucking started this off.
And ladies and gentlemen, we're back.
I am so fucking sorry.
We don't know what's happening.
It's like I get up from the chair, it stops recording.
That's twice now when I got up to go fuck with this thing.
It and then now when I just want to go.
So anyway, you were talking about we used to play games.
We'll play with with with you next week.
So look forward to that.
Ladies and gentlemen, the movie for next week is ready to rumble.
We're going to put a ribbon on this.
We're going to wrap it up.
Thank you so much for listening with us as always.
Oh, I can actually just let me do some music.
All right.
OK, we're going to do a form.
This absolutely slaps you beautiful is what the comment says.
So anyway, this is from Jazz number three.
No copyright.
Moe go Moe go.
Let's go baby.
With us as always, Michael, lucky to be alive.
Larson.
Have a good weekend.
We've got Austin.
He took about three hours of edited playing footage to get here today.
Farrell.
Yo, follow me.
Austin is Farrell on Instagram.
We've got of course with us.
It's Brandon.
That's a nice.
Simply up the Boston.
Everybody.
And with us as always, I should have gotten some dark chat music.
Here we go.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so fucking bad at our jobs.
Here we go.
Now, some jazz for us.
We're going to do this right here.
Jizz hard styles.
What?
Mostly black dude.
This is it.
You got to make sure it's not a copyright.
Well, I don't.
Yeah.
All right.
It's it's.
Okay.
This is.
Should we go to the most replay part?
Sure.
No.
I don't know if it's the jizz, but I don't know.
Or the hard style.
But I don't know.
Okay.
Here we go.
With us.
No, this isn't.
I love it.
I feel like that's like 90s wrestling.
Like I would be on the Titan.
Yes.
That was all it was with that broke.
So you're.
With that fucking broke.
It was mostly men working out.
A bunch of them every.
Oh, here we go.
Ambient dark choir.
This is probably what we want right here.
Oh yeah.
From the depths of hell.
The innermost circle.
The dark lord himself.
What's the name for him?
Baphomet.
The wrestling one for next week.
It's Zachary.
Well, I wanted to say Zachy.
But it's Zachary our dark lord.
The dark lord of improv.
The dark lord of self.
Say something.
You fucking prick.
All right.
This has been three weird segments of the fried rice podcast.
I've been your host, Andy Rice.
This has been a fucking weird one.
I had a great time with you all.
Oh, I've been a direct.
Let's let's get fried.
We were fried.
You did.
You guys are definitely fried.
All right.
Have a good night.
Fuck.