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That was great.

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That was great.

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I'm just going to let this just hit for a second.

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And welcome to, I mean this is a very special special special episode of fried rice podcast.

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I am your host Andy Rice.

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Let's get fried.

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I love this fucking music. I'm going to let it just keep going.

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With me as always.

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It's Michael. He's lucky to be here. We keep trying to kill him every single week.

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It's a new storyline I'm working on. He doesn't know it, but it's kind of true.

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I've been putting just a little bit of poison in every single drink I've offered him.

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He stopped accepting drinks. Lucky to be alive, Larson.

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Hey everybody.

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We have Brandon.

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Shipley, up to Boston.

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Hello everybody.

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Oh, that was a weird little break.

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We got, he didn't bring pizza this time, but it's Austin.

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He drove so many hours to be here.

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He hooked us up with this incredible opportunity that's coming up in a couple months,

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which I will share once we have some things finalized.

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He's a comedian. He's quickly becoming a good friend of mine,

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especially with those Star Trek gifts he gave me last week.

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It's amazing. We love them.

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Yo, check me out on Myspace.

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But ladies and gentlemen, with us as always, very special guest.

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It's been a while since you've seen him.

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It's been a while since you've heard his voice.

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But with us today is our Lord and Savior.

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Oh wait, I said I wasn't going to do God stuff.

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It's our Cthulhu.

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I was going to say yet dark.

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Our 666 monster.

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Our number of the beast.

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Our devil incarnate.

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It's Zachary.

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Improv quality.

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I fucked the end up.

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But he's back ladies and gentlemen.

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You're not going to say anything?

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That's your fucking thing. I hate it so much.

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It's like people are going to think you're really here.

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Until your first rant.

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Fucking asshole.

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It's all in your head, Andy.

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You guys see him too, right?

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Well now we have videos.

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He's the devil now.

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He doesn't edit anymore. He took his God power away.

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So he fell from heaven.

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He's the fallen angel.

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I mean if we are going to get religious real quick,

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I would maybe argue that God and the devil are the same thing.

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Because if there is a God, right,

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he created the universe.

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He created everything, right?

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So then he created the devil.

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It's just an extension of who he is.

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Or who he is or what he is, right?

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Remember a few weeks ago I recommended a movie called

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The Devil Went Down to Kansas City.

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It's a To Be Original.

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That sounds terrible.

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No, actually it's not that bad.

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It's not that bad.

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If you watch the Fried Rice Podcast, we love To Be Originals.

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Because we really want them to sponsor us, Zach.

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Exactly.

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But it's basically about that.

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The devil and God are pretty much the same thing in the end.

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I look at it as principal and vice principal.

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Because the vice principal always is the punisher.

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So he's always down to the punishment.

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But then aren't they all part of the same school?

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That's what I'm saying.

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So you could say it's the principal and the vice principal all you want.

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But I think if it's all part of the same school,

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then it's one extension of one thing.

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Are you saying vice principal?

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I am.

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It's very conceited of you.

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Well, it's the devil, if anything.

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I didn't call God the vice president or whatever.

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I felt like you wanted to.

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But no, we love our vice presidents and vice principals here.

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That's what we call our fans.

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We can't really decide on which one.

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They have many names.

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Those who shall not be named.

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Well, not speaking of which, but because fuck Bob.

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That old bitch.

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I love him and miss him.

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Okay, so man, it's been a...

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We did an episode last week, didn't we?

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I thought it was the Christmas break.

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But did you watch this movie in between?

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It really messed you up.

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Yeah, we'll get into fucking slipstream 1989,

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which is the quote unquote movie we watched.

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We're not sure it's a movie.

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Yeah, I feel like there's maybe things that require something to be called a movie

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that this is missing.

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We picked the wrong slipstream.

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There's two of them on TV.

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The 2005 slipstream directed by Anthony Hopkins sounded a lot better.

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Maybe we should just do that next week.

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I'll just do the slipstream followed by slipstream.

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It's the same movie, they just updated the graphics.

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We made the mistake before because we did Future Sport following Miracle Mile

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based on a Wikipedia search.

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Maybe that's a bad idea.

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So let's do the what are we smoking?

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Because this is always fun.

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I have with us...

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This is probably going to be what we're going to be smoking the next few episodes

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because it's my ounce that I bought.

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But cucumber lime is the flavor brand.

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It sounds like a salad.

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It's a little bit of a salad, yeah.

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It is refreshing. It's a sativa hybrid.

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I went sativa this time because you guys always complain that maybe the Indicas aren't the best

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for then sending you off into the world afterwards.

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Which by the way, if there's any police listening that live in the area

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because I realize now I'm advertising where the podcast is and all this shit.

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They leave the next day.

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I have everyone spend the night if they smoke.

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Because you can't...

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It's just a sleepover.

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We talked about it before.

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Mike literally seven hours he just slept here.

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And that's everyone does that.

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I never let anybody drive.

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We don't let anybody drive high.

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We just put them in the murder room.

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We pick the movie, watch it here with our feety pajamas.

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Hold each other. Hot cocoa.

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Oh, I completely forgot.

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We're filming.

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I completely forgot.

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Hey, welcome to the new age.

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There should be some fucking clips online by the time you watch this maybe.

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This is recorded. You get to see how we're all set up.

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You can see my... one angle of my room I guess.

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You can see that Nosferatu license plate you referenced like eight times now.

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You want to know the story behind the Nosferatu?

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It's as nerdy as you maybe thought.

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Maybe not as nerdy. I don't know if you expected more.

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Maybe more.

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I always... I didn't know.

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This is going to bug me watching the video.

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But I always during these podcasts I'm on the edge of my seat.

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So I can turn and... I don't know.

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Because I don't want to be just sunk in my chair.

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I feel like that's not how you do this.

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Unlike how you were watching the movie we're about to review.

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Oh my god.

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Not as the experience you need at all.

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I half watched the movie. I quarter watched the movie.

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I watched the first quarter I watched.

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No, no, no. I watched it all. Technically.

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But I'm saying you paid less and less attention as it went on.

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I paused it eight different times and watched eight different things.

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I paused it and started Blue Eye Samurai on Netflix.

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I paused it and then I went back.

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I was like, okay, this is too good. I'm going to watch the whole fucking movie.

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I go back and I watch it and I pause it and I'm like, King of the Hill.

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Let me just fucking get this out of my head a little bit.

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It took me six hours to watch fucking Slip Street.

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You just kept telling me you would rather watch.

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Yeah, I just...

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You're like, what haven't I seen since mid 2000s?

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King of the Hill sounds good.

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This weird place is reminding me of King of the Hill.

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I'm balls deep into a rewatch of King of the Hill.

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For no other reason than I watch...

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than fucking YouTube, man.

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YouTube popped up. One of those...

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super cropped in port... like the sound is off.

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King of the Hill, three hour video where you can just watch episodes.

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You've seen those, right?

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The illegal streams or whatever.

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And you watch them and they're like awful.

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And I'm like, wait a minute, I have fucking Disney+.

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And so I just pulled it up to watch the episode the proper way.

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Now I'm two seasons in.

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Two seasons for... and I'm just like, fuck.

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It's a great show.

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It is.

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Well, it's a great show.

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And I wish...

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They're doing a new season, aren't they?

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The reboot.

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They're trying to do it off the loop.

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Yeah, that would be amazing.

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If what I've heard is correct, which would be...

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Bobby as Hank's age and then Hank as Cotton's age.

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And then Bobby has...

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It's a continuation.

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But it's gonna have time pass.

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I guess Bobby, as far as I've read, is like...

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he's not a propane salesman, but he owns his own barbecue place.

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So Bobby's in the...

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Oh, that's great.

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So he's not doing propane.

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No, no, but he's doing barbecue.

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Yeah, because like towards the end...

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Charcoal or...

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Well, like the last season he gets really into barbecuing.

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Oh, yeah, he does the...

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Or he's selling pellet grills.

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Pellet grills or something.

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Well, he does the...

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He does that little famous scene where he's got the beef hanging up.

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He's part of like the beef inspection squad.

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And he's way too young for it.

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And then what is the thing he yells out?

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Does anyone remember the exact thing?

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Fuck, it's like...

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Bobby yells something.

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He does, but it's like two words and it's like he yells it out and everyone's like,

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no, don't do it.

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And then he ends up being right.

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And he's like, so yeah, I can imagine...

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He spots a problem with the cow or something like that.

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Yeah, he spots a problem with the meat.

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Wow, isn't King of the Hill way more fun to talk about than Slipstream?

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Which we haven't even started talking about yet.

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I'm already pissed that we even have to.

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God damn it.

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Slipstream was made in 1989.

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So let's get into what are we smoking?

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Oh, by the way, I looked up a list of...

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What are you smoking, Herpes Mains or something?

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I'm going to change it myself real quick.

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I love cozy TV shows as a brand, so quote unquote cozy.

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So like cozy murder mystery, I feel would be...

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The one I put firmly in that box would be Murder She Wrote.

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Okay, I was going to say Angel Lansbury.

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Is the coziest of murder mysteries.

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So it's like no gore, no nothing.

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It's still intriguing.

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There's always a mystery.

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And you're watching an old lady.

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So there's not a lot of action, right?

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Scooby-Doo.

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Scooby-Doo's cozy mystery.

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Monk is probably my...

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Monk.

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Monk is the one I love more, Psych.

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Psych is one of my...

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I love Psych.

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I've watched...

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There's three movies now of Psych.

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And I don't know if you've...

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I haven't watched any of them.

262
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Okay.

263
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Did you watch all of Psych though?

264
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No.

265
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Okay.

266
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Well, Psych's one of my absolute top tier shows as far as like cozy.

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I could watch it in the background.

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I could watch it anytime.

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It's funny.

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I could eat dinner and watch it.

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I could do like what...

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It's just fun to have on.

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I like it.

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I love the chemistry between Sean and Gus, the two main characters.

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If you're not familiar with Psych, it's...

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Even him with that cop.

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What's his name?

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Oh, Lasseter.

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I've watched Lasseter.

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Oh, God.

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Even like a back and forth they have is great.

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You know what's sad is the actor who played Lasseter, who also plays someone in Supernatural,

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but I haven't watched it, but he's a character in that that people like.

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But he had a stroke and it was a bad one.

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And so when they made the Psych movie, the first one, he has a cameo where his character

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got like shot or fucked up like in the line of duty, which I liked because it's like...

287
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It's exactly what happened to Lasseter.

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He went out, did something brave, got fucked up for it.

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So when he's in the hospital, it's post stroke actor, so he's fucked up.

290
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But kind of like what they did with Top Gun with Val Kilmer's character.

291
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You know how it's like...

292
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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They got through it.

294
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But what's awesome is that I think by Psych 2, the movie, the second movie or the third

295
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movie, he's fully back.

296
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I think he's...

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He's recovered.

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He's recovered.

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You can tell maybe he had a stroke, but he's still fucking doing good.

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They gave him a cool spot in the Psychverse.

301
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Anyway, I highly recommend that show.

302
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If you like Monk, it's the sister show to Monk.

303
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There's even a crossover.

304
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Yeah.

305
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I've seen a couple of episodes.

306
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I haven't watched it all the way through, but it's fun.

307
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My grandparents worshiped that show.

308
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They had every season stacked up.

309
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Which one?

310
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The Monk.

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Monk.

312
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Yeah, my mom is a huge Monk fan.

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And they're doing...

314
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They just came out with a new Monk movie.

315
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There's a new Monk movie.

316
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Yeah.

317
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I never knew to give props to a network before, but USA Network.

318
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Good for you for taking these shows that had to end for whatever reason and then giving

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the fans these great movies.

320
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Because each of the Psych movies have been awesome.

321
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You get an hour and a half of Psych and I love it.

322
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It's a combination of the network and the actors.

323
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Yeah.

324
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They love playing those characters.

325
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They want to continue those character storylines.

326
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And the writers and all the writers.

327
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And all the writers enjoy the whole process.

328
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It's kind of like... it's cozy shows that only do that.

329
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They're like...

330
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Even in comedies it's that way.

331
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Like Friends or Seinfeld.

332
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They went for a long time because you could just sit back and watch these shows.

333
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They were comfortable.

334
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Yeah.

335
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,200
Exactly.

336
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Cozy TV shows.

337
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They also end it when you want more.

338
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So then when the movies come out you're pretty excited.

339
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Yeah.

340
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,720
Right.

341
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I know Psych had a pretty good ending as far as series finales go.

342
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It had a strong last season.

343
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I think that's the one that has the musical.

344
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Which I always love when a show that doesn't do musicals does musicals.

345
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One of the best examples of that is Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

346
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Have you guys ever seen Once More With Feeling?

347
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The Buffy musical?

348
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It is.

349
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It'll make you cry.

350
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If you're five or six seasons deep into Buffy and are familiar with all the characters and

351
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know the exact reasons why when...

352
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Well it doesn't even matter.

353
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:39,840
But yeah.

354
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Amazon's kind of doing good with that too.

355
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They're doing a lot of the USA Network.

356
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:42,840
Amazon's doing the same thing.

357
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They're picking up old shows and continuing them on.

358
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Which ones have they done?

359
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Amazon did a lot of sci-fi ones.

360
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:52,960
Okay.

361
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:53,960
I would love a...

362
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:54,960
What are we going to do?

363
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,960
Buffy is what I was about to talk about for another 20 fucking minutes.

364
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:58,960
You're talking about comfort movies.

365
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,960
What is your number one comfort movie?

366
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,720
Oh, comfort movies.

367
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,720
I think one of the...

368
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Any genre.

369
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Any genre.

370
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I think the... well, top comfort movie, if I need to just feel warm and fuzzy inside,

371
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I put on the goofy movie.

372
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And then I followed up with the extremely goofy movie because I like that one as well.

373
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And I don't care if people say it's an inferior sequel.

374
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What the fuck are you talking about?

375
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,360
It's a worse movie, but it's not a bad movie.

376
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It's a worse movie, but it's by no means bad.

377
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It's so enjoyable.

378
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It's the beat mix.

379
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I love every part of it.

380
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If that's what you're watching, it's fine.

381
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That's my... if I need to be in a happy place, go back to childhood in my brain, it's goofy

382
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movie.

383
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But if I want something in the background that anytime I look to it, I'm just going

384
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to chuckle or just be happy and it's a stupid movie.

385
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,360
It's without a paddle.

386
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,360
That's a good one.

387
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,360
Where they're looking for D.B.

388
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Cooper's goal.

389
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,360
I need to do Planes and Trains if I want to comment on it.

390
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,360
Oh, Planes and Trains is great.

391
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,360
Where's your hand?

392
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,360
It's between two pillows.

393
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,360
Revenge of the Sith for me.

394
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,360
I can put that on.

395
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:08,360
I have to put that on once every six months.

396
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,360
Revenge of the Sith.

397
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,880
Yeah, but my problem is that I get into it.

398
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:12,880
That's episode three.

399
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:13,880
Right?

400
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,880
Yeah.

401
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,880
So isn't that one like...

402
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:21,360
Okay, give me the highlights of that one because it's been a while since I watched the original.

403
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,560
That's the one where Anakin actually turns into Darth Vader.

404
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,440
I know that, but that's the last 10 minutes of the movie.

405
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,440
Give me the highlights leading up to that.

406
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,200
What are the big moments that I was...

407
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,200
You see Order 66.

408
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,200
Order 66 happens.

409
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,200
Yeah, I remember that.

410
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,600
Just the start with that.

411
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,800
Yeah, like Battles Count Dooku right away and like Chop's set up.

412
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,800
It's basically the true finale of those six movies.

413
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:45,760
It just lays out everything that happened, finishes off the story.

414
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:46,760
It should have been the ending.

415
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:51,200
Do you think Star Wars would have been as big as if they started with those ones?

416
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,200
I don't.

417
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,200
I mean, the only reason they didn't is they didn't have the technology.

418
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,120
They didn't have the technology to do those movies.

419
00:16:56,120 --> 00:17:02,880
But I don't think people would have been as pumped watching a kid be pod racing as they

420
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:07,600
would have been watching Luke blow up the Death Star.

421
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:11,240
I'm sure the pod racing thing was like a last minute kind of thing.

422
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,280
We need this kid to be good at something.

423
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:18,280
In the 70s, there also wouldn't have been Jar Jar Binks, I don't think.

424
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,920
Or there would have been Jar Jar Binks.

425
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,360
And that would have been a practical Jar Jar Binks.

426
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,360
And that would have been real bad.

427
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,360
That's going to give me nightmares.

428
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:32,360
That is funny how they were like, let's make these three movies first and then we'll just

429
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:33,360
do the other ones later.

430
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:37,240
And yet they still had to invigorate technology to make that happen anyway.

431
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:41,560
Well, then they had to go back to the old ones and make them better too.

432
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,720
Put all the little stuff in between.

433
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,800
I like the models versus CGI.

434
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,800
Practical.

435
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,800
Some of the ship models are still there.

436
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,800
I'm a big horror fan.

437
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,600
But that starts with Star Trek the same way.

438
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,600
You know what?

439
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,200
I'm a huge fan of CGI.

440
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,800
I'm thinking of some of my favorite movies.

441
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:06,280
Some of my favorite cinematic moments in movies are full CGI productions.

442
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:15,280
I think the opening to Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets where you see a man

443
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meet the first alien and shake their hand.

444
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:22,720
And it's done to the backdrop of Major Tom.

445
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:27,320
No wait, what's the song?

446
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,600
This is Major Tom the Great.

447
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,600
That's what we all call it.

448
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,600
That one.

449
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,600
Yeah, it's Space Odyssey by David Bowie.

450
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:36,600
There we go.

451
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,600
No, that's the name of the song.

452
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,600
By David Bowie.

453
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,600
Because Major Tom is the...

454
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:46,600
Four, three, two, one, Earth be the last, Earth keep falling.

455
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,120
Is that the same song?

456
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,120
No.

457
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,120
No.

458
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:57,400
One is an 80s synth song and one is a slow guitar song.

459
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,160
I've just heard it done a different way.

460
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,960
This is Ground Controls of Major Tom.

461
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,160
That's one song.

462
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:11,680
But the other one is Earth below us, drifting, falling.

463
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:15,640
I think that's the second verse of the song.

464
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,640
No, that's not.

465
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,640
Two different bands.

466
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:21,320
One's David Bowie and one's some random 80s band.

467
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,920
It's not a random 80s band.

468
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,920
It's a random 80s band.

469
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:30,040
It's like their new wave band.

470
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,040
Major Tom.

471
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,040
Bye.

472
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,040
That's not even...

473
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:37,440
Well, we got Major Tom coming home by Peter Schilling.

474
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,080
And Peter Schilling is not a nobody.

475
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:45,000
We're just going to play the first three seconds.

476
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
That's one song.

477
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,680
And then we've got...

478
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That is one of them.

479
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,440
What's the other one?

480
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,440
Space Odyssey by David Bowie.

481
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,440
Space Odyssey, yeah.

482
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,440
By David Bowie.

483
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,440
Oh, that's a T. Okay.

484
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,440
Something like that.

485
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,440
That was close enough.

486
00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,440
And this is one of the best songs ever.

487
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,440
Yeah.

488
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,440
Like 11 years.

489
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,440
Look at that picture of David Bowie, though.

490
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,440
He's fucking...

491
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,440
The one of the astronaut doing this in space is so cool, though.

492
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:17,440
See?

493
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,440
And then zoom in the other one.

494
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,440
Get that one to the chorus.

495
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,440
Yeah.

496
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:27,440
They're not the same fucking song, dude.

497
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,440
We can't keep...

498
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,440
We're going to get copyrights stricken.

499
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,440
I know.

500
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,440
But that was still Major Tom, dude.

501
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,440
That was Major Tom.

502
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,440
It's a remake.

503
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,440
No.

504
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,440
It's not.

505
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,440
Really lucky click right there.

506
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,440
No, it's not a remake at all.

507
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,440
No, it's not.

508
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,440
We're going to look at the...

509
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,440
How did he actually sing?

510
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,440
No, we're going to do lyrics, okay?

511
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,440
Major Tom is just a...

512
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,440
Here we go.

513
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,440
Lyrics to Peter Shilling's Major Tom.

514
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:45,440
No, no.

515
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,440
That's...

516
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,440
Standing there alone.

517
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,440
No, no.

518
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,440
No, no.

519
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,440
This is it.

520
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,440
I got it right here.

521
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,440
I'm going to sing it even.

522
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,440
Standing there alone.

523
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,440
The ship is waiting.

524
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,440
All systems are go.

525
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,440
Are you sure?

526
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,440
Control is not convinced.

527
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,440
But the computer has the evidence.

528
00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,440
But this one's in German?

529
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,440
No need to abort.

530
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,440
Is this German people doing this?

531
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,440
The countdown starts.

532
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,440
And then another...

533
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,440
And then four, three, two, one.

534
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,440
We need this in German.

535
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,440
Okay.

536
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,440
Like 99 Red Bullions.

537
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,440
Go for it.

538
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,440
Well, I don't know.

539
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,440
I can't do this in German.

540
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:20,440
And now we're going to look at Space Oddity lyrics.

541
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,440
God.

542
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,440
At least...

543
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:26,440
Hey, now people can watch us doing this so I can keep...

544
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,440
I can't...

545
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,440
It's fucking cheap here.

546
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,440
I'm sorry.

547
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,440
They can see it now.

548
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,440
Now they can see all the...

549
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,440
They can see how stupid we are.

550
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,440
Yeah.

551
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,440
So this opens with...

552
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,440
Ground control to Major Tom.

553
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:42,440
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

554
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:43,440
Okay.

555
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,440
Does he...

556
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,440
Maybe he's on the same fucking song.

557
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:46,440
No.

558
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,440
Awesome.

559
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,440
We spent 10 minutes figuring out that these are two different songs.

560
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,440
They're not the same song.

561
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,440
Yes, they are.

562
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,440
They might be about the same.

563
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,440
No, they're completely different songs.

564
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:58,440
One is Peter Schilling's Major Tom and one is Space Oddity by David Bowie.

565
00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,440
Peter Schilling's...

566
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,440
It's like a call and response is what I was trying...

567
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,440
It's like this is a response to the other song.

568
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,440
Nope.

569
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,440
So what I'm going to do right now is I'm going to type in...

570
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:08,440
So who the fuck is Major Tom then?

571
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,440
Major Tom coming home.

572
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,440
Now I'm going to put Space Oddity next to it.

573
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,440
Okay.

574
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,440
Let's see what we get.

575
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,440
Major Tom coming home.

576
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,440
Maybe that's not him on the way back.

577
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,440
It's what I'm saying.

578
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,440
That's exactly...

579
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,440
It's a response to the first song.

580
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,440
Okay.

581
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,440
That's what I'm saying.

582
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,440
Yeah.

583
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,440
Well, the character is unofficially related to Major Tom from David Bowie's...

584
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,440
It's unofficially.

585
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:29,440
But it's unofficial.

586
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,440
That's a theory.

587
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,440
Of course it's not official.

588
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,440
It's just a theory, Mike.

589
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,440
It's a theory.

590
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:34,440
It's a theory and unofficial.

591
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:40,440
If I was just going to take any fucking half-assed theory, half-baked theory, that comes my way.

592
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,440
We need to destroy Reddit.

593
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,440
That's Wikipedia.

594
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:49,440
Every time we look something up and I'm like 25% right or 50% right, you're like, never

595
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,440
mind.

596
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:51,440
You have to be 100% right.

597
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,440
Never mind.

598
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,440
Mike, I hold the standard higher.

599
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,440
You're older than all of us.

600
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,440
I know.

601
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,440
I'm here to get wiser and be better at things.

602
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,440
Language has to be perfect.

603
00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,440
It's like...

604
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:04,440
Hey, since Bob's no longer on the pod, what's it like being the oldest now?

605
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,440
Is it tough?

606
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,440
It's just like this.

607
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:10,440
It's like having a bunch of teenagers, no matter what you say, you're wrong.

608
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,440
Whether it's factual or not means nothing.

609
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,440
Like the sky is blue.

610
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,440
We're like, yeah, it's light blue.

611
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,440
It's light blue.

612
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,440
I have premium chat GPT.

613
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,440
Let's ask it.

614
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,440
Is Major Tom by Peter Schilling...

615
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,440
Here, take it.

616
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,440
That's what I get at home with my teenagers.

617
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,440
Yeah, exactly.

618
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,440
By Peter Schilling.

619
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,440
Is Major Tom by Peter Schilling...

620
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,440
What's the name?

621
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,440
What's the name?

622
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,440
Related to...

623
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:34,440
I need to look this up.

624
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,440
This is totally me.

625
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,440
Related to Face Oddity by David Bowie.

626
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:37,440
It's very important that we look this up.

627
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,440
And it says, nope, can't fucking do it.

628
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,440
It won't even let me fucking put a thing in there.

629
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:40,440
You're not allowed to know this information.

630
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,440
Yeah.

631
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,440
That's not our...

632
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,440
This is...

633
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,440
This is...

634
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:45,440
This is...

635
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,440
This is...

636
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,440
This is...

637
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:48,440
This is...

638
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,440
This is...

639
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,440
This is...

640
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,440
This is...

641
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,440
This is too deep.

642
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,440
He's like, this is deeper than Epstein's list.

643
00:23:53,440 --> 00:24:00,440
Major Tom and Peter Schilling both feature a character named Major Tom.

644
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,440
Not directly related, yeah.

645
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,440
They're not directly related.

646
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,440
No.

647
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,440
Of course not.

648
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,440
But Major Tom could be anyone.

649
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,440
Yes.

650
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,440
Yeah.

651
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,440
Who is Major Tom?

652
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,440
An astronaut who gets stranded in space.

653
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,440
I mean, I guess what do they call this when they do it in rap?

654
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:17,440
Oh, Schilling's song can be seen as a kind of homage or reinterpretation of Bowie's character

655
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,440
story.

656
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,440
Exactly.

657
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,440
But unless it's Mike doing it, then it's wrong.

658
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,440
That's a theory.

659
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,440
Right.

660
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,440
Yeah, exactly.

661
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,440
That's a conspiracy theory, you know?

662
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,440
Yeah, okay.

663
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:28,440
So back to what are we smoking?

664
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,440
We're still in what are we smoking.

665
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,440
Cucumber and lime.

666
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,440
Back to the beginning, what are we smoking?

667
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,440
We never started.

668
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,440
The percentage is 33.3.

669
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:44,440
But what we just smoked was a baby jeter and it was sugar plum and it's sativa.

670
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,440
That smells sweet.

671
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,440
That's good.

672
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,440
No napping today.

673
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,440
We got all sativa around.

674
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,440
Did you have the day off of work or something?

675
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:57,440
So I'm switching to the old schedule I had.

676
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,440
Not for permanent, but it's for a little bit.

677
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,440
But I don't know about being here every week.

678
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,440
More often than I have been.

679
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,440
Over there at the cloud factory that you work at?

680
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,440
Yep.

681
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,440
No, no, I got downgraded apparently.

682
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:14,440
Now I'm making bricks to send up to Earth, you know?

683
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,440
Oh, that's great.

684
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,440
Because he's the devil, right?

685
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,440
That's what I'm joking about.

686
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,440
Yeah, fucking stone.

687
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,440
I'm trying to follow along.

688
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,440
I'm like bricks.

689
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,440
Trying to follow the story.

690
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,440
Bricks up to Earth.

691
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,440
Oh, he's the devil.

692
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,440
Since I bought these at the store.

693
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,440
Oh, look at what they are.

694
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,440
What the heck is that, man?

695
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:34,440
They're freeze-dried tropical skittles, which I believe are the superior skittles.

696
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,440
So new segment.

697
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,440
So we've done freeze-dried.

698
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,440
You were here for the freeze-dried.

699
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,440
No, I haven't been here.

700
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,440
I haven't been here since September.

701
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,440
So this is the second appearance of freeze-dried skittles.

702
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,440
I never had freeze-dried candy.

703
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:46,440
Different brand.

704
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,440
I mean, we had them from the thing.

705
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,440
This is...

706
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,440
Well, this might be the same brand.

707
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,440
No, it's not.

708
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,440
It looks different.

709
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,440
Wait, are these animal?

710
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,440
No.

711
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,440
Oh.

712
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,440
They say two grams, which I thought was funny.

713
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,440
Yeah.

714
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,440
Two grams.

715
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,440
That's what made me think it was animal.

716
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,440
Two grams.

717
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:00,440
Oh, shit.

718
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,440
Is it two grams of candy?

719
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,440
Yes, apparently.

720
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:03,440
Oh, well, it's a six ounces.

721
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,440
So that's about right.

722
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,440
So everyone knows.

723
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,440
Everyone knows.

724
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:12,440
Everyone knows that six ounces is, of course...

725
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,440
I feel like it's way more than that.

726
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:19,440
Of course six ounces, everyone knows, is 170 grams.

727
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,440
Sorry, sorry.

728
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,440
That doesn't work.

729
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,440
So this is profit.

730
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,440
It doesn't work if we come up with it at the same time, Mike.

731
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,440
Then it looks like we Googled it.

732
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,440
If I had come up with it, you bastard.

733
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:34,440
So we definitely over-sealed this bag here.

734
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,440
Okay.

735
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,440
Do you need scissors?

736
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,440
No.

737
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:38,440
Oh, okay.

738
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,440
It's just a bag.

739
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,440
It's like, I'm a man.

740
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,440
It's like a normal bag.

741
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:46,440
We did Skittles, but I bought, I think the wrong ones.

742
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:51,440
I bought spicy Skittles last time that we tried and it's a weird kick.

743
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,440
So this segment is what are we eating?

744
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,440
Munchy, munchy, munchy, munchy minute.

745
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:56,440
What are you going to do?

746
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,440
Oh, yeah, okay.

747
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,440
What flavor is blue normally?

748
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,440
This is tropical.

749
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,440
Oh.

750
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,440
This is the tropical one.

751
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,440
So this isn't red.

752
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,440
They're not edibles?

753
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,440
They are not edibles.

754
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:12,440
They're normal candy I bought from the gas station waiting for my crispy, crunchy chicken.

755
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,440
It's all I've ever had.

756
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,440
That's delicious.

757
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,440
The texture of the freeze-dried candy.

758
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:22,440
I never had freeze-dried candy and I was like I should bring this along to surprise everyone.

759
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,440
We're going to look at the flavors right now.

760
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:27,440
I believe that the tropical skills is the superior skills.

761
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,440
So some kind of wild berry thing.

762
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,440
Wait, wild berry and tropical?

763
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,440
Now they make bags that have them together.

764
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,440
I think it's that together one because that one was dark blue.

765
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,440
I just need to know.

766
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:38,440
Oh, here, I just need blue.

767
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,440
We got kiwi lime.

768
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,440
Pineapple passion fruit is the blue one.

769
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,440
Pineapple passion fruit.

770
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,440
I want some blue if you can find me one.

771
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:51,440
Mango, tangelo?

772
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,440
I never really realized tango.

773
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:54,440
Tangerinos?

774
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,440
I don't know.

775
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,440
Peach guava.

776
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,440
I eat them every one at a time.

777
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,440
I like how they look like.

778
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,440
There's a blue one.

779
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,440
They're always fruit flavored to me.

780
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,440
I just need a handful of them.

781
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,440
I don't know.

782
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,440
It's just fruit flavored.

783
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,440
I want the fruit flavored fucking Skittles.

784
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,440
That's my impression of Bob.

785
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:14,440
I don't even know what flavors were.

786
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,440
They were at the Texco.

787
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,440
I don't eat one Skittle more than a handful.

788
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,440
They had a whole rack of them.

789
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:28,440
They had like a ton of different ones, but I like tropical Skittles.

790
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,440
Just like M&M's.

791
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,440
Is the candy coating on M&M's flavored?

792
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,440
Yeah.

793
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,440
They're different flavors?

794
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,440
No.

795
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,440
M&M's is just chocolate.

796
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,440
Or peanut butter.

797
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,440
They have M&M's peanut butter though.

798
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,440
But the candy on the outside of it.

799
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,440
It's just a candy shop.

800
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,440
Do you like Reese's?

801
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,440
Given that Reese's take five a run for its money.

802
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,440
We do like Reese's.

803
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,440
I was at the store.

804
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,440
I would go through a candy fix lately.

805
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,440
They had Reese's with caramel in it.

806
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,440
I've heard of that, but I haven't seen it yet.

807
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,440
It's delicious.

808
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:58,440
What store?

809
00:28:58,440 --> 00:28:59,440
Oh fuck.

810
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,440
Where was that?

811
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,440
It's a Reese's cup, but it has caramel in the bottom.

812
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:03,440
Oh wow.

813
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,440
That is so delicious.

814
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,440
I really liked...

815
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:06,440
Which they did not have to give to us.

816
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,440
They made the big Reese's cups and I was like, that's good enough.

817
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,440
They made Reese's with cookies in it once.

818
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:12,440
Yes.

819
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,440
Like a crispy Reese's for those?

820
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,440
No, it could have been that Walmart.

821
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:16,440
It's not just a Mandela effect.

822
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,440
Please tell me you remember crispy Reese's.

823
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,440
I'm not too educated on Reese's lore.

824
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,440
I do know that there was a guy that took a bunch of peanut butter out of Reese's cups

825
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,440
and then just ate just the peanut butter and said it tasted like ass.

826
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,440
Yeah, I don't know where those two guys ran into each other and ate them.

827
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:35,440
But I bought Reese's peanut butter once.

828
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,440
The one that they make and produce.

829
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,440
He doesn't eat ass nowadays.

830
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,440
I've eaten ass.

831
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:47,440
That's Ryan's thing now, which was crazy at the last Shriner show.

832
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,440
He described in detail what a butt hole tastes like.

833
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,440
Then I go up and I just say the word butt hole.

834
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:54,440
You can hear this lady in the video.

835
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,440
It's like, let's go somewhere else.

836
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,440
What?

837
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,440
I followed you.

838
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,440
That was my first minute of my bit.

839
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:07,440
I was like, where's the lady that said we should go somewhere else?

840
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:14,440
After his one, I even said, Ryan comes out and talks about eating ass for 10 minutes straight.

841
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,440
He comes out and says one thing and you're like, let's go.

842
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:24,440
But the thing is, the lady who did it, she immediately put her hands over her face and got real.

843
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,440
I was like, no one would have known it was you.

844
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,440
Had you not just pulled yourself out.

845
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:33,440
That was the butt hole that broke the camel's back for her.

846
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,440
She got tired of the butt holes.

847
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,440
Enough butt holes.

848
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,440
Did you comment about it or no?

849
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,440
I just heard it and moved on.

850
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,440
I was like, fuck, did she just say something?

851
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,440
I was like, thank you.

852
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,440
Was Ryan hosting?

853
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,440
Yeah.

854
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:54,440
Throughout the whole night, he's like, you know that last day I tasted like asshole and I tasted like ass.

855
00:30:54,440 --> 00:31:00,440
If I was a real comedian, I would have done my eating asshole story and I would have just thrown that in there.

856
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,440
I would have been like, this is for you lady.

857
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,440
I wasn't going to do this.

858
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:07,440
I was going to do a relatively clean set tonight.

859
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:14,440
I love that when you do clean stuff like I'm going to do one about an engineer or a lizard losing its tail, a lizard cop.

860
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:19,440
And then you're like, I'm going to tell you about this time I fisted a chick in my car, my friend sat in the squirt.

861
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,440
Wow, you remember that was specific.

862
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,440
I wasn't a made up.

863
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,440
I called you Thanos for like two weeks.

864
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:30,440
Did you have a punchline like, hey, you're in the splash zone or?

865
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,440
Oh, no, I didn't.

866
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:32,440
You should have.

867
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:39,440
Well, shit, I hate to get into this on the podcast because people I know listen to this, but this was so long ago.

868
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,440
Yes, that happened.

869
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,440
But when he sat in it, no, I didn't have a quippy little lunch.

870
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,440
You should have.

871
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:50,440
It was the horror of me forgetting that it was there.

872
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:55,440
Him sitting in it in his gym shorts and then realizing it was damp.

873
00:31:55,440 --> 00:32:00,440
I think I was telling him the story or just told him the story or maybe told him the story the day before.

874
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,440
So he knew what it was.

875
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:07,440
He sat down. He sat and he's like, what is that?

876
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:13,440
And he looks at me and then all the fucking dials start clicking in and he just walks in.

877
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,440
He's like, I'm sitting in cum.

878
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:20,440
And he doesn't say it, but he gets out and he just starts walking. He's just so angry.

879
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:24,440
He punches me once, not in the face, but in the arm hard.

880
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,440
He was mad. I let it.

881
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,440
We're still friends. I was just like, I deserve that.

882
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,440
He just needed to.

883
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,440
We took his car.

884
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:36,440
You could have told me before you said, yeah, you know, I don't know.

885
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:41,440
It's a weird thing about me. I always try to think of like cool catchphrases for most things that I do.

886
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,440
OK, like what?

887
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:46,440
No, give me a thing like you you you narrowly avoid.

888
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:50,440
You narrowly avoid an accident like someone's coming into your lane.

889
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:51,440
They don't see you. You slow down.

890
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,440
You don't even hit the horn. They get in front of your life.

891
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,440
My horn doesn't work in my truck.

892
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,440
OK, well then that's Jesus.

893
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,440
Take the wheel.

894
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,440
That's what you know. Jesus take the wheel.

895
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,440
I've always wanted to get in the car and like, well, it's raining.

896
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:11,440
And then just like, hey, you ever seen Fight Club as I just get into like oncoming traffic to like whoever's with me?

897
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,440
Just I mean, that's an insane person.

898
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,440
You know, I'm not going to.

899
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:18,440
You know what my dad does in the car to fuck with like random people?

900
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:23,440
He flashes his lights at them to get their attention and then he pretends like he's going to swerve into you.

901
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,440
Oh, wow. That's incredibly dangerous.

902
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,440
Yeah, it's funny as fuck to see their faces.

903
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,440
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, holy fuck.

904
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:36,440
That also rolls down the window and yells out people walking by.

905
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,440
Oh, like fucker, I did.

906
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:42,440
That's a couple. I still think Andy has the gnarliest car story so far.

907
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:46,440
Oh, no, mine's the other day when I got in the when I came back into work.

908
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:51,440
Do you think about that moment whenever you put on the Randy ice on?

909
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,440
You're like, this is tighter.

910
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,440
No, I what's the left hand for one?

911
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,440
And I use the right hand for Randy.

912
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:05,440
So maybe there's there's some separation left half right half your brain.

913
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,440
No, I've never used the right hand.

914
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:14,440
The other hand. No, this one is clean.

915
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,440
This one's been through some things.

916
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,440
You should have Randy ice mentioned that I got clapped on the other hand.

917
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,440
Oh, God.

918
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,440
This is my eating hand.

919
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,440
At least this one's clean.

920
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,440
This hand's been through some things literally.

921
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:32,440
We never brought Randy ice on. There's never been a reason because we've never had video.

922
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,440
We'll bring him on later. Let me get it. Let me get stone.

923
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:40,440
Let me go take him out and he can help us review slipstream.

924
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,440
People love him. He's great.

925
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,440
We're going to get him out of the closet. Out of the kill room.

926
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,440
I think that's the official name for the fucking room in my house.

927
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,440
Jesus.

928
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,440
Making podcast history. The first puppet on a podcast as a guest.

929
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,440
Hell yeah.

930
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,440
Where you at?

931
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,440
Yeah, we'll do that.

932
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,440
He's going to Laughlin more now.

933
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,440
Who?

934
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,440
Jeff Dove.

935
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,440
What did you bring, Brandon?

936
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:11,440
I brought a hybrid. It's called permanent marker by the fight.

937
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,440
I got it in THC.

938
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,440
Permanent marker.

939
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,440
That sounds permanent.

940
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,440
That sounds like a good dude damage, right?

941
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:24,440
And then I brought a Jeter baby cannon, a sativa.

942
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,440
This one is called beautiful nightmare.

943
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,440
Oh, Jesus.

944
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,440
Beautiful nightmare.

945
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,440
Here's the thing I've learned about these baby Jeter cannons.

946
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,440
42% THC.

947
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,440
The names, they're not just fucking about.

948
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,440
No.

949
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,440
They're real.

950
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,440
They have a reason.

951
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,440
This is terrible nightmare.

952
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,440
Terrible nightmare.

953
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,440
It's going to wreck us.

954
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,440
Yeah.

955
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,440
Yeah, I bought a...

956
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,440
Is it just one joint?

957
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,440
Yeah, it's just one joint.

958
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,440
It's with a glass tip.

959
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:52,440
Damn, if only we had two more, we could use our new sponsor.

960
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,440
Hell yeah.

961
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,440
Now that we have video bell ringers.

962
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,440
Yeah, oh show the people.

963
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,440
Yeah, show those guys.

964
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,440
Yeah, that's a bell ringer.

965
00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,440
Show them with a...

966
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,440
Right into your bong and it has three holes.

967
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:05,440
You can put a dab, another bong piece, a joint, or just three joints or three dabs.

968
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,440
Yeah.

969
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,440
You can smoke three joints at once.

970
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,440
We did last week.

971
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:09,440
You can smoke three joints at once.

972
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,440
Any combination.

973
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:11,440
Three joints at once.

974
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,440
I was like, you guys got three different kinds, didn't you?

975
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,440
Oh, I mean...

976
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:16,440
Oh, no.

977
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,440
Yeah, fuck you, Travis Kelsey.

978
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,440
We can do three things at once.

979
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,440
Yeah, we could theoretically throw three baby Jeters on here.

980
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,440
Yeah.

981
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,440
I don't think he'll do it.

982
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,440
What are you doing, Zach?

983
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,440
What the heck?

984
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,440
You guys called me the devil, now I'm going to be it.

985
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,440
Now he's breeding chaos.

986
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,440
Oh my God, are we going to do that?

987
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,440
No.

988
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,440
No, we're not.

989
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,440
Are we going to do it?

990
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,440
We don't have to...

991
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,440
We could put them out.

992
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,440
Yeah, that's true.

993
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,440
We could do it.

994
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,440
Yeah, you got to show the people.

995
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,440
We could do it to demonstrate.

996
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,440
This is one side.

997
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,440
You could actually put other bell ringers into it and just keep stacking.

998
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,440
You could do five when we're talking about five.

999
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,440
That's actually...

1000
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,440
I don't even smoke, but that's...

1001
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,440
So you're going to do it to demonstrate.

1002
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,440
Yeah.

1003
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,440
You're going to do it to demonstrate.

1004
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:55,440
You could put other bell ringers into it and just keep stacking.

1005
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:56,440
You could do five when we're talking about five.

1006
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,440
That's actually...

1007
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,440
I don't even smoke, but that's...

1008
00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,440
So it goes three, five, seven.

1009
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,440
I guess you could do nine.

1010
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,440
The cool thing is each one has different properties.

1011
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:07,480
This one's just the jumbo one where you could put other pieces in it, bowls in it.

1012
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,480
There's other ones.

1013
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,480
There's one that glows in the dark.

1014
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,480
You could put this one in there.

1015
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,480
There's this one that's a top cover that you could draw on it.

1016
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,480
We just turned a three into...

1017
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,480
A five.

1018
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,480
A five.

1019
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,480
A five.

1020
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:19,480
Damn.

1021
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,480
That'd be crazy.

1022
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,480
A lot of different kinds.

1023
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,480
MyBellRinger.com.

1024
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,480
They won't even do the three.

1025
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,480
Do you have the...

1026
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:25,480
We did the three last week.

1027
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,480
I wasn't here.

1028
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,320
It doesn't count.

1029
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,320
We did do that last week, but it wasn't on video.

1030
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,320
No video, right.

1031
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,320
Well, now it is.

1032
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:40,120
So Brandon was just pleading with me to reconsider maybe not putting three baby cheaters in this

1033
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,120
and ripping it.

1034
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,120
Maybe we know it's coming.

1035
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,120
We can start with it next week.

1036
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:44,120
It's because we've got beautiful nightmare.

1037
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,480
We do have beautiful nightmare.

1038
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,520
Okay, we're going to save...

1039
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:48,520
We love BellRinger.

1040
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,520
We did it last...

1041
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,520
You know what?

1042
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:51,520
Here.

1043
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,520
Show...

1044
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,520
Here.

1045
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,520
You know what?

1046
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,520
This is...

1047
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,520
This will work.

1048
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:57,520
What?

1049
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:58,520
This will work.

1050
00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,520
Wow, it doesn't prove nothing.

1051
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,520
I'm going to put a video up to the GoPro.

1052
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:01,520
You can't put a video on the video.

1053
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:02,520
Yeah, yeah.

1054
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:03,520
I'm just going to show my phone to the GoPro.

1055
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:04,520
Last week you took a video, didn't you?

1056
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,520
Chat GVT it.

1057
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,520
They just edited the video.

1058
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:07,520
They didn't really do it.

1059
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,520
Can I just...

1060
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:09,520
I can do that, right?

1061
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,520
I can just show...

1062
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:11,520
I mean live.

1063
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,520
Hey, man.

1064
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:16,440
Have you ever heard of Fried Rice Podcast?

1065
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,440
Fried Rice Podcast?

1066
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,440
Yeah, man.

1067
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:22,880
They're a podcast that reviews movies and a new one comes out every Saturday on YouTube.

1068
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,440
They're sponsored by BellRingers.

1069
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,440
BellRingers?

1070
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,820
Yeah, BellRingers.

1071
00:38:26,820 --> 00:38:31,120
It's a adapter for your bong or hookah and it holds three joints, three blunts, three

1072
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,960
bowls or three dabs.

1073
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:33,960
Three dabs?

1074
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:34,960
Yeah, man.

1075
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:35,960
Three dabs.

1076
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:42,960
Check us out every Saturday on YouTube at Fried Rice Podcast, sponsored by BellRingers.

1077
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:47,960
We're better than Slipstream.

1078
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:48,960
Okay.

1079
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:49,960
All right.

1080
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:50,960
Yeah.

1081
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:51,960
I don't know.

1082
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:52,960
Fuck it.

1083
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:53,960
This is not what I expected.

1084
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:54,960
Fuck it.

1085
00:38:54,960 --> 00:39:03,960
And we're back because I fucked something up, stopped recording in the middle of some

1086
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,960
bullshit, we lost a shitload of everything.

1087
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:09,240
But wait, how much was the rest of that on video?

1088
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,240
Yeah, until that piece.

1089
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,320
Yeah, everywhere till there was on video.

1090
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,320
Yes.

1091
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:14,320
Okay.

1092
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,480
So exclusive Patreon, if you want the last...

1093
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,640
If you want the AI exclusive...

1094
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:19,640
Of what you missed.

1095
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:26,440
Of what you missed, you got to go to our YouTube channel and we'll look at our first ever video

1096
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,080
because it's going to be the chat GPT.

1097
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,520
It's going to be our AI segment.

1098
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:31,520
And now we're back.

1099
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:32,600
And I'm so sorry.

1100
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:36,240
We didn't end up smoking three joints at once, if that's where it left off.

1101
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,240
Yeah, it did.

1102
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:38,240
And they're all scared.

1103
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,240
Yeah.

1104
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,240
Scared.

1105
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:41,240
Oh man.

1106
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:45,240
That's what you were going to insert also the video from us smoking three joints at

1107
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,240
once last week.

1108
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:50,640
That's been AI edited.

1109
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,480
Everybody stay away from the keyboard.

1110
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,480
And everybody keep an eye on that fucking clock.

1111
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,480
Make sure it's moving right.

1112
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,480
Jesus.

1113
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,480
Yeah, when I was there.

1114
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,480
This shit never happens.

1115
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,680
This shit never happens.

1116
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,320
You cut out cops.

1117
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,760
But have you heard an episode that Jesse's edited?

1118
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:09,760
No.

1119
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:10,760
Oh, blows you out of the water.

1120
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:11,760
No offense.

1121
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:12,760
No offense.

1122
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:13,760
I'm not a...

1123
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:14,760
I'm not a...

1124
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:15,760
No, no, no.

1125
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:20,760
We went into this podcast fully aware that Zach and I probably started off at the exact

1126
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,080
same level of knowledge of editing.

1127
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,040
And then Zach just put more time into it.

1128
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,440
So he became better.

1129
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:30,040
And then he took it on himself to actually put the time into it, which made a huge difference.

1130
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,640
And that's why we were able to get this thing off the ground.

1131
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,120
But he's not an editor.

1132
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,600
He's never claimed to be one.

1133
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:39,200
He's never prided himself on editing.

1134
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,400
But Jesse, on the other hand, is a, is an audio engineer guy.

1135
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,160
Like he loves that stuff.

1136
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,520
And so when he goes in and he adjusts the volumes of all the stuff and he adds in different

1137
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:48,520
music and stuff.

1138
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,520
He's an editor.

1139
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,040
I was just like, I can get this motherfucker going.

1140
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,040
I can get it going.

1141
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:54,240
I can get it up in the air.

1142
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:56,240
I just don't know if we're going to land.

1143
00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:59,240
I can figure it out.

1144
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:03,480
I'm proud of you guys for moving on.

1145
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,480
Moving on without me.

1146
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:07,480
Thanks.

1147
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:08,480
I'm proud of you.

1148
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:09,480
Man, this is.

1149
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,040
I'm going to start my own podcast with hookers and blow.

1150
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,040
That's really good tasting.

1151
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,040
Mike, you gotta take another one.

1152
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,040
I gotta take another one.

1153
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:20,200
Cause we had that break and now we're trying to get back into the fucking swing of things.

1154
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,040
You know, it really gets you back into the swing of things.

1155
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,520
I had Bob reach out to me.

1156
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,520
Oh shit.

1157
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:25,520
Okay.

1158
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,520
Bob, he's live?

1159
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,520
Yeah.

1160
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:28,520
Polarski.

1161
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:34,480
I sent in the group chat that picture from raging bull, his favorite movie of what it

1162
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,480
looked like in the movie and what it looks like now.

1163
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,480
Yeah.

1164
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,920
And he's like, Austin, the picture of Drake little models club was great.

1165
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,240
Andy shared it with me.

1166
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:45,000
Raging bull is my favorite movie of all time.

1167
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,000
I do a bad Bob.

1168
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,960
Very, very, very bad Bob impression.

1169
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,600
If only fucking Ryan showed up.

1170
00:41:53,600 --> 00:42:00,360
You have to, you have to, you have to sound angry and like you're like, Bob Polarski taught

1171
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,360
me how to be the man I am today.

1172
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:03,360
Thanks.

1173
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,360
Hope all is well with you.

1174
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,360
See what?

1175
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,360
Thanks.

1176
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,360
You're great on the podcast.

1177
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,360
Louder and angrier.

1178
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,360
That movie made me the man I am today.

1179
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,360
The husband I am today.

1180
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:11,360
I'm like, thanks.

1181
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,360
You're great on the podcast.

1182
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:13,360
We recorded the last few episodes of me on it.

1183
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,360
So more to come and you'll start hearing me on there soon.

1184
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,360
Hope we can get together soon and stop Andy's tangents together.

1185
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,360
And he's like, I live in Florida now.

1186
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:17,360
I don't, I don't know.

1187
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:18,360
I don't know.

1188
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,360
I don't know.

1189
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,360
I don't know.

1190
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,360
I don't know.

1191
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,360
I don't know.

1192
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:23,520
I live in Florida now.

1193
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,520
I don't, I won't be back.

1194
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,520
Yeah.

1195
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:26,520
It's kind of like a podcast.

1196
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,720
We're fun and I'm glad that you're involved in it.

1197
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:32,200
You never know when our paths will cross again, but I know they will.

1198
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,200
He's success to you.

1199
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,200
He's not a muppet.

1200
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,200
He's like, he's definitely a muppet.

1201
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,200
He's like, he's not a muppet.

1202
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,200
Yeah.

1203
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,200
Continued success to you and finding a vaccine for tangents.

1204
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,200
He always sounded like, he never said that to me.

1205
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,200
I love Bob.

1206
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,200
He always sounded like Teddy from Bob's Burgers.

1207
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,200
He reminds me of a, he reminds me of a, he reminds me of a, he reminds me of a, he reminds

1208
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:57,360
me of a, a better voice Gilbert Godfrey.

1209
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,560
A little bit, yeah.

1210
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:04,080
If Gilbert Godfrey and Teddy had a baby, and that baby was 85 years old, then it would be

1211
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,080
Bob Polarski.

1212
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,360
And that baby grew up in New York.

1213
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,560
And cursed Philadelphia's baseball team by moving in the middle of the world.

1214
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,560
He works for the IRS, right?

1215
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,560
Oh, shit.

1216
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,600
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

1217
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,600
This is, maybe I shouldn't have read his press.

1218
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,320
Wait, wait, wait.

1219
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,240
This is some fucking heat right here.

1220
00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:23,080
You're throwing at him.

1221
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:26,560
That's a definitely like a baseball thing.

1222
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:31,720
He moved in the middle of the Philadelphia Phillies, like World Series, like trying to

1223
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:32,720
get there.

1224
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:35,560
And they lost to the Arizona Dimebacks who got swept.

1225
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:36,560
Woo hoo hoo.

1226
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,960
You, it's his fucking, old man, Bob.

1227
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,760
Yeah, some fan.

1228
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:45,600
I was about to say more mean things, but I was like, I miss him.

1229
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,600
Yeah, no.

1230
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:47,600
Bob's a fucking.

1231
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,720
You used to always say, you're the, you're the, Bob's the future you.

1232
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:50,720
Yeah, yeah.

1233
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:51,720
I never really bought that.

1234
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:52,720
I think Bob's the future Ryan.

1235
00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:53,720
Is that Ryan so pissed off all the time?

1236
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:54,720
No, maybe.

1237
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:55,720
He's so mad all the time.

1238
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:56,720
Yeah, he does that voice so much that it actually becomes his voice.

1239
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:57,720
Yeah, he becomes his voice.

1240
00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:58,720
That's how it started.

1241
00:43:58,720 --> 00:43:59,720
As he goes.

1242
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,720
But wait, doesn't, doesn't, doesn't he?

1243
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:01,720
He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

1244
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:10,020
he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like

1245
00:44:10,020 --> 00:44:11,560
is this spring for you?

1246
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,000
Matt pastor castles.

1247
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,600
He helps us get won.

1248
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,920
Everyone participating urges you have to join the press conference history.

1249
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,280
Uh, did he have that New York fan meeting?

1250
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,520
Excuse suspiciously line humanity?

1251
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:28,300
Uh, yeah, 주�

1252
00:44:28,300 --> 00:44:31,340
no one that's probably why he was divorced the first time if she's still

1253
00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:37,220
if she's still with them it worked yeah well okay well did you know that's just

1254
00:44:37,220 --> 00:44:44,700
how they like it I think that was the same as please put that out yeah this

1255
00:44:44,700 --> 00:44:49,980
thing is power all officially high enough now beautiful nightmare this silence

1256
00:44:49,980 --> 00:45:12,100
about this piece of shit okay well sorry by the way for the listeners if you

1257
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:16,540
didn't see the video if we don't end up somehow getting that audio in there I

1258
00:45:16,540 --> 00:45:23,580
hit a button and I stopped the recording I'm so sorry and we lost all the stuff

1259
00:45:23,580 --> 00:45:27,420
where I talked about how I had I've been using chat GPT a lot to try to become a

1260
00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:30,940
better person doesn't matter we were in the middle I kind of wanted to do a few

1261
00:45:30,940 --> 00:45:35,060
more segments because I was having fun with that and they and the listeners at

1262
00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:39,260
home didn't get any of it you know so the first part so we're gonna start

1263
00:45:39,260 --> 00:45:43,900
let's start right no let's start right we're gonna go backwards or we had the

1264
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:51,220
other one we're in a new one let's go to the third one these are all great you

1265
00:45:51,220 --> 00:45:56,020
know what I love though is I add more and I add I added I did this like two

1266
00:45:56,020 --> 00:46:00,140
days ago but now I can just be more please and then here's more all right so

1267
00:46:00,140 --> 00:46:04,860
all right we have puff puff puff but anyway

1268
00:46:04,860 --> 00:46:23,180
you said plot twist puff puff plot twist it did that intentionally chat GPT

1269
00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:27,540
you son of a bitch analyze analyze unexpected plot

1270
00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:35,500
twists in movies and discuss if they were more or less surprising well hi

1271
00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:43,780
and dreaming I forgot I watched this until we just every time we start

1272
00:46:43,780 --> 00:46:48,060
talking about this movie I'm remembering that I want that I it's something that

1273
00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:53,100
happened to me I was hoping at some point he would say clever girl oh that's

1274
00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:58,260
him yeah that's where I know him from okay it's the guy clever girl guy from

1275
00:46:58,260 --> 00:47:02,820
Jurassic Park anyway I lost the momentum for this let's talk about the movie

1276
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:10,700
cannibal cannabis confessions okay share funny or unusual experiences related to

1277
00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:15,340
watching movies while high either personal stories or submissions from the

1278
00:47:15,340 --> 00:47:20,860
listeners that might be fun to do if you put on like Facebook yeah high school I

1279
00:47:20,860 --> 00:47:24,860
had a girlfriend in California and then I moved here we were still together not

1280
00:47:24,860 --> 00:47:27,980
not it not that heartbreaking of a story we stayed together it wasn't like

1281
00:47:27,980 --> 00:47:33,020
butterfly effect these are behind so you didn't read your notebook let's talk

1282
00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:40,580
more about butterfly yeah where he leaves town he's like I'll come back for you

1283
00:47:40,580 --> 00:47:44,180
it's all dramatic and everything yeah it was not like this at all we what do you

1284
00:47:44,180 --> 00:47:50,360
think of the ending of butterfly effect which one right I realized he in the

1285
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:54,700
moon all these universes by like you know he travels and changes things he

1286
00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:59,460
created all these universes and then also killed trillions of people each

1287
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:03,580
time you change you just killed trillions do you think it's not do you think it's

1288
00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:09,100
not multiverse I think it's multiverse got every episode every episode I'm

1289
00:48:09,100 --> 00:48:13,300
just gonna say multiverse I'm just gonna throw the word multiverse in a movie and

1290
00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:18,740
listen yeah I fucking love the butterfly effect it's one of my favorite movies

1291
00:48:18,740 --> 00:48:22,860
of all time I'm just kidding I'm just kidding

1292
00:48:28,860 --> 00:48:33,140
all right unusual experience related to watching a movie while high well I had a

1293
00:48:33,140 --> 00:48:37,140
girlfriend in high school I moved away but then I came back to visit her we

1294
00:48:37,140 --> 00:48:40,660
were still together I had picked up smoking weed and she didn't know that

1295
00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:44,700
and I was high and we went to go see a movie together and my friend was there

1296
00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:48,580
he was the way I got there so he sat like two seats over and I fingered her

1297
00:48:48,580 --> 00:48:54,780
during the movie but the movie was he's just not that into you

1298
00:48:54,780 --> 00:48:58,400
do you think she was thinking about whatever the generic hunk from that

1299
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:03,860
movie all right all time no no yeah I just thought it was ironic that I'm into

1300
00:49:03,860 --> 00:49:08,380
her and I'm watching he's not that into her don't worry it's only two fingers

1301
00:49:08,380 --> 00:49:11,820
yeah because it says it's the movie's called he's not that into you yeah well

1302
00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:16,540
you were into her yes that's very funny I love the play on words yeah yeah that's

1303
00:49:16,540 --> 00:49:20,980
great well that's that's wonderful incorporating these segments can bring a

1304
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dynamic and engaging edge to you it can't I just did yeah this is dynamic as fuck

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00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:35,760
thank you anyone else with any high I I feel like I watch almost every movie

1306
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:41,580
high and then it either just gets permanently placed on some part of my

1307
00:49:41,580 --> 00:49:46,500
brain that won't let go until I thoroughly discuss it to death or I

1308
00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:50,260
forget it ever existed because I was just either two stone like a lot of

1309
00:49:50,260 --> 00:49:54,220
marbles in there but they're still in there somewhere and you comes out of

1310
00:49:54,220 --> 00:49:57,980
nowhere the Marvel movies I don't see is one movie or as like as like

1311
00:49:57,980 --> 00:50:02,820
individual movies they just seen as like up until endgame is just the first Marvel

1312
00:50:02,820 --> 00:50:12,860
movie and then yeah but it's let's get back to fucking butterfly so you got me

1313
00:50:12,860 --> 00:50:18,900
back into it of all of the different timelines that he went down which one do

1314
00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:23,740
you which one if you had a journal that you could go back to any point in your

1315
00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:28,420
life and just affect one moment because it's not it's not that you can just go

1316
00:50:28,420 --> 00:50:32,540
back and like go get stock in the stock market or whatever it's like you have to

1317
00:50:32,540 --> 00:50:35,380
go back to a critical point in your childhood where you could just change

1318
00:50:35,380 --> 00:50:44,340
something fundamental you wouldn't do anything because you're married Mike

1319
00:50:44,340 --> 00:50:48,300
would you spin the dice doesn't he doesn't he like know what happens though

1320
00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:51,020
if he does this so that's why he tries to change it so he still has like he

1321
00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:55,020
reckons yeah yeah so he still knows what happens like in the future if he doesn't

1322
00:50:55,020 --> 00:51:00,020
change it but he gets back to if he doesn't change it like and he knows like

1323
00:51:00,020 --> 00:51:02,820
oh this will actually help me out have no this money you throw all this money

1324
00:51:02,820 --> 00:51:06,580
even when he came back and like they were in college together and they were

1325
00:51:06,580 --> 00:51:10,580
loving each other it was still there was still nothing good enough yeah like

1326
00:51:10,580 --> 00:51:16,820
there's always well because he was missing all of his arms yeah everything

1327
00:51:16,820 --> 00:51:21,300
was perfect Brandon except for you know he lost his way that was the last one

1328
00:51:21,300 --> 00:51:25,940
that was when she was with his best friend because he saved them the other

1329
00:51:25,940 --> 00:51:29,860
one the brother was yeah then it was the best boys there's always an effect there's

1330
00:51:29,860 --> 00:51:34,580
always something wrong always yeah but mainly the one where he pointed the movie

1331
00:51:34,580 --> 00:51:42,300
he leaves her there and now she's like a hooker and yeah or was that was I think

1332
00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:45,100
that's just isn't the one where she's the hooker the one where she works at

1333
00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:49,460
the diner and then she kills herself isn't that the OG one I think that's the

1334
00:51:49,460 --> 00:51:53,860
original matter the whole point is it does well that matters because that's

1335
00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:56,740
the oh well unless you're saying the point of the movie is that no matter

1336
00:51:56,740 --> 00:52:02,980
what you change it's always gonna change something else that's one way to look at

1337
00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:08,220
it Mike but that's what I'm asking is what would you go back in time and

1338
00:52:08,220 --> 00:52:12,880
change I wouldn't because of that would you change anything would you roll the

1339
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:17,020
dice well see that's that's the question is like do you know what I know now

1340
00:52:17,020 --> 00:52:20,700
going back in the future like what I like could I play the stock and buy like

1341
00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:24,620
a shit on the test actually I got one I would go back no last night and stop

1342
00:52:24,620 --> 00:52:28,060
myself from watching the movie yeah

1343
00:52:30,900 --> 00:52:35,780
fucking bread and fire it up that's good

1344
00:52:35,780 --> 00:52:41,740
actually this movie I would go back to a few hours ago and knowing that Ryan

1345
00:52:41,740 --> 00:52:44,100
wasn't here

1346
00:52:44,100 --> 00:52:52,900
yes okay we'll move on from butterfly effect I'm sorry obviously our segment

1347
00:52:52,900 --> 00:53:01,140
recurring is I if there was a butterfly effect segment isn't there this movie

1348
00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:05,660
not a thing what about if what about if Austin never brought up on a fight

1349
00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:17,740
effect down this road it's like our multiverse is all of them start from one

1350
00:53:17,740 --> 00:53:21,940
point they all just converge back into themselves because it's just a just

1351
00:53:21,940 --> 00:53:28,020
going no let's talk about I stopped the butterfly effect tangent by pointing out

1352
00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:32,540
that it stopped recording and then it just there was just that one little seed

1353
00:53:32,540 --> 00:53:38,740
and it regenerated like Wolverine speaking of Wolverine though I did see a

1354
00:53:38,740 --> 00:53:44,260
I'm on this Facebook I see like they just put random panels from comics up

1355
00:53:44,260 --> 00:53:47,180
without any explanation they just tell you what issue it's from and they're

1356
00:53:47,180 --> 00:53:51,340
just like this is cool look at this I'm like cool and one of them was at some

1357
00:53:51,340 --> 00:53:56,020
point they needed to get a nuclear bomb out of a city and so they gave it to

1358
00:53:56,020 --> 00:54:00,740
rogue who flew it out and into like some area where no one would get hurt and

1359
00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:05,380
then they brought Deadpool and they threw him down there and he held her

1360
00:54:05,380 --> 00:54:11,060
hand and they just got exploded and she healed because he she takes his healing

1361
00:54:11,060 --> 00:54:14,620
power and they just both you know they're sitting there as their bodies

1362
00:54:14,620 --> 00:54:19,220
are being like melted he's like so like what like what's the deal with Gambit or

1363
00:54:19,220 --> 00:54:21,980
whatever like he says some something funny to her she's like thank you for

1364
00:54:21,980 --> 00:54:25,660
helping me out it's a cool panel there's just a nuke going off in the background

1365
00:54:25,660 --> 00:54:28,940
their bodies are disintegrated it's kind of a sweet moment since you brought up

1366
00:54:28,940 --> 00:54:33,500
Gambit yeah I did super upset because I just got a Facebook thing they announced

1367
00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:37,700
they're doing a Gambit movie six years ago and there's still no fucking Gambit

1368
00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:45,340
and that's our that's our segment Zach from six years ago mad about shit

1369
00:54:45,340 --> 00:54:49,660
I was like I even wrote on Facebook and I don't write on my social media

1370
00:54:49,660 --> 00:55:04,020
yeah just delete I was like Channing Tatum as Gambit that might be cool

1371
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okay with Channing Tatum I was almost gonna one of the I might even recommend

1372
00:55:10,100 --> 00:55:16,140
it as the movie later but it's maybe a Channing Tatum movie no Jupiter

1373
00:55:16,140 --> 00:55:19,380
ascending no it's a movie I've always wanted to watch but I might have another

1374
00:55:19,380 --> 00:55:23,660
one doesn't matter we were looking at so I typed into chat GPT make our podcast

1375
00:55:23,660 --> 00:55:31,260
better give us segments and it literally it's giving us 30 30 40 segments we well

1376
00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:35,580
here okay weed wisdom let's share it let's share a piece of wisdom that's

1377
00:55:35,580 --> 00:55:40,740
easy it gets you get you high there's a little piece of wisdom from the movie

1378
00:55:40,740 --> 00:55:45,780
our experience of watching oh god okay well then let's actually talk about the

1379
00:55:45,780 --> 00:55:54,260
movie we're watching ladies and gentlemen this fucking 1989 slipstream

1380
00:55:54,260 --> 00:56:01,380
starring Mark Hamill built well actually starring Bill Paxton with and Bob Peck

1381
00:56:01,380 --> 00:56:12,180
a Bill Paxton and Bob Peck who is the from Jurassic Park Ben Kingsley was in

1382
00:56:12,180 --> 00:56:20,740
this yes I recognized F. Murray Abraham who was Ben Kingsley we'll see the

1383
00:56:20,740 --> 00:56:30,940
narrator was there a narrator and then Mark Hamill Mark Hamill okay this fucking

1384
00:56:30,940 --> 00:56:37,180
movie what's the best way to just in one sentence break this definition

1385
00:56:37,180 --> 00:56:42,100
it's like someone's not a movie it's a freaking TV show they digitized a VHS

1386
00:56:42,100 --> 00:56:47,820
they found in a dumpster yeah it's not a movie I think it has to go to like an

1387
00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:52,820
AMC theater to be a movie so real quick this way not a movie Bob Pax character

1388
00:56:52,820 --> 00:56:58,540
and Drac's parts named molding I got really lost wait are you saying that

1389
00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:02,940
this was a made for TV movie it seemed no I don't think it was originally gonna

1390
00:57:02,940 --> 00:57:07,140
be but I don't think it ever went into theaters it was only aired the version

1391
00:57:07,140 --> 00:57:11,620
we have that we watched is the TV version if you noticed it was not in

1392
00:57:11,620 --> 00:57:16,740
widescreen I didn't notice no movie has been made not in widescreen since 1940

1393
00:57:16,740 --> 00:57:33,940
it's missing 10 minutes from the what was supposed to be the at the movie we

1394
00:57:33,940 --> 00:57:47,820
watched in this way so I just randomly found YouTube premium so maybe that's

1395
00:57:47,820 --> 00:57:55,220
like a fox in this well this is a way better quality but but we love you to be

1396
00:57:55,220 --> 00:58:07,260
but that's because to be is playing the bill Paxton Fox you can tell yeah like

1397
00:58:07,260 --> 00:58:10,940
right in the beginning Bill Paxton shows up grabs a woman's tits yeah yeah yeah

1398
00:58:10,940 --> 00:58:15,780
hey like have you not seen big love that's just Bill Paxton well we're

1399
00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:19,540
talking about the character just talk about him in this movie well this is

1400
00:58:19,540 --> 00:58:27,540
real life too it doesn't matter now who's he married to in real life yeah I

1401
00:58:27,540 --> 00:58:33,700
took him a few years ago yeah was he ever married to Helen Hunt I don't know

1402
00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:40,540
from twister I do not know from twister he was in every from twister I said it

1403
00:58:40,540 --> 00:58:45,780
the way I said it Mike don't correct me he is from twister with the cows flying

1404
00:58:45,780 --> 00:58:53,020
around that's what made him that's who he is it wasn't this people didn't go

1405
00:58:53,020 --> 00:59:03,540
there's a lot oh shit hey she got yourself a blurry yeah well you gave us

1406
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:07,740
understanding it's a riot so you just click on Bill Paxton I decided to play

1407
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sick and see what he's been in but it's a lot of stuff he's very except he

1408
00:59:11,580 --> 00:59:16,380
doesn't even go here we go Ryan decide to play sick yeah at the time of this he

1409
00:59:16,380 --> 00:59:26,100
was more fucking on nine say I'm not gonna space here okay there we go for

1410
00:59:26,100 --> 00:59:29,860
the listeners at home you're just taking a picture that's taking a picture

1411
00:59:29,860 --> 00:59:37,780
perfect podcast Bill Paxton he's been an aliens frailty a ball 13

1412
00:59:37,780 --> 00:59:45,060
actually training day pixies agents of shield million dollar arm two guns we

1413
00:59:45,060 --> 00:59:50,020
get it it's IMDB we need to stop doing this on the show

1414
00:59:50,260 --> 00:59:54,900
are you a power ranger what's going on at the time of this movie Bill Paxton I got a

1415
00:59:54,900 --> 01:00:00,660
notification that improv sent a photo to the fried rice podcast we had. Do you hear it sound like a fucking power ranger?

1416
01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:09,620
what's your favorite power ranger? If we were the Power Rangers what colors would we be? I don't wanna fuck I forget which color she is. Pink pink. I would be

1417
01:00:09,620 --> 01:00:19,340
obviously the green one cuz he's the coolest Tommy no white was the coolest

1418
01:00:19,340 --> 01:00:25,020
racist I didn't like that he needed to become the white Ranger to become good he

1419
01:00:25,020 --> 01:00:30,260
could have just been the good ranger. I don't understand why they had to change the color. Speaking of racist red. Have you guys seen Super Sentai?

1420
01:00:30,260 --> 01:00:36,060
the original Japanese no new Japanese Power Rangers where it's like adult and

1421
01:00:36,060 --> 01:00:43,860
they swear. I grew out of Power Rangers. I said there's a new one. Newer it's like late 2010.

1422
01:00:43,860 --> 01:00:48,180
But they're like grown-up Power Rangers? Yeah they're all it's all Japanese it's all

1423
01:00:48,180 --> 01:00:53,620
subs. Oh shoot about in Japan okay and yeah they like they're like creeping on the girls

1424
01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:58,820
and shit and they swear and say shit and fuck and stuff. They're like teenagers. It's like cool. It's like cool Power Rangers.

1425
01:00:58,820 --> 01:01:15,820
What's as cool about Power Rangers? I like how we just abandon the fucking movie. We should just go to the ratings. It's so hard to talk about this movie. I think if a movie generally gets a W we just do a regular podcast. Yeah the movie is a slush stream don't watch it.

1426
01:01:15,820 --> 01:01:22,500
I mean it's good there's no rules. Oh dude this looks badass. Are we live? Why don't we get the... Oh no this is someone else's video.

1427
01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:26,620
I know why can't it just be the fucking trailer why does it gotta be it looks

1428
01:01:26,620 --> 01:01:29,900
like this looks like it's gonna be the fucking trailer and then it's like it's

1429
01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:39,900
like no you know what I'm just gonna mute him. Finally get the... Fuck you bro. Alright. I don't know if this is it. This looks like it. This came out two weeks ago.

1430
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:45,420
Does that not mean it's new? It's newer like not like the 90s one is what I meant.

1431
01:01:45,420 --> 01:01:50,220
Like like this looks like it's newer. This looks pretty new. Sort of newer.

1432
01:01:50,220 --> 01:01:57,220
Not the latest fucking one. I don't know what Power Rangers are doing nowadays. Before that shit got out there.

1433
01:01:57,220 --> 01:02:05,220
Their helmets look fucking stupid. Their helmets look so stupid. How do you see out of that? Oh they have wheels on their faces.

1434
01:02:05,220 --> 01:02:10,300
They have you know okay no just for people listening at home. There's an if

1435
01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:15,340
you're familiar with comic books when Superman gets that star that starfish

1436
01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:19,100
thing on his face and it makes him live his perfect life and it's like trying to

1437
01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:22,900
control him and shit. That's what they all just voluntarily put on their faces.

1438
01:02:22,900 --> 01:02:31,900
So stupid. Oh wait that's a joke for the video. What? I think that's just a joke for the video that you're watching. This might be the AI image.

1439
01:02:31,900 --> 01:02:37,900
The Super Sentai I'm talking about. It came out like a little bit before that god-awful American Power Rangers movie.

1440
01:02:37,900 --> 01:02:42,900
Where they looked like robot sex dolls. Before that. And it actually did look cool and it was actually entertaining to watch.

1441
01:02:42,900 --> 01:02:53,900
Now the newer one was they acknowledged Trini doing and then they uh is everyone else just seeing a little person in a oh that's Peter Dinklage.

1442
01:02:53,900 --> 01:03:00,900
Oh no but you're on a tangent. Naked and afraid celebrity dickens. You so do not want to talk about this movie.

1443
01:03:00,900 --> 01:03:08,900
There was a nude Peter Dinklage in the bottom right hand corner of this YouTube browser. It's an SNL skin. I see that now but yeah.

1444
01:03:08,900 --> 01:03:18,900
Okay fine. But dude okay first of all the movie starts out with uh like oh yeah the apocalypse happened and everything and then you just see a guy in a business suit.

1445
01:03:18,900 --> 01:03:27,900
And then it does that whole North by Northwest reference. He's getting chased by a fucking chicken. For so long. He gets harpooned through the arm and pulled off a cliff by Luke Skywalker.

1446
01:03:27,900 --> 01:03:36,900
Nothing happened. He's like oh damn that sucked and then they take him to the bar. Yeah I like that he just he like he doesn't he's not reacting to the pain.

1447
01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:45,900
But here's the thing. So I'm watching this movie and again I feel like I've watched this movie. So I again took many breaks watching this movie.

1448
01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:52,900
Also I feel like I haven't watched this movie. I definitely did. Every time you're going to mention something it's going to it's going to bring it to mind.

1449
01:03:52,900 --> 01:04:03,900
But I can't recall anything organically except. You blacked it out like trauma. But when I remember that I'm like okay when I see the hook in the guy's arm at no point do I question it.

1450
01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:10,900
Because it's just everything about this movie just screams shitty. It was so bad that I was just like oh that's just bad acting. All right.

1451
01:04:10,900 --> 01:04:19,900
Whatever. He's not reacting to having a fucking hook in his arm. Cool. Moving on. I didn't even think he might be a robot. I didn't think about it.

1452
01:04:19,900 --> 01:04:25,900
But yeah you're right. So you get the North by Northwest. He's getting chased by a plane for 20 minutes.

1453
01:04:25,900 --> 01:04:34,900
By the way if you like a plane it's not one plane if you like. Let me just say this. Here's a recommendation for this fucking movie.

1454
01:04:34,900 --> 01:04:47,900
If you like planes especially little two seater planes that are kind of weird little gliders mainly but they you know they can land anywhere apparently.

1455
01:04:47,900 --> 01:04:57,900
They can do anything if you like that shit. This movie is for you. There's a 40 minute uncut scene of just planes. I don't know.

1456
01:04:57,900 --> 01:05:03,900
I'm kind of curious how it looks in the AI remaster. The plane part? I couldn't see shit. Oh in the very beginning. Yeah.

1457
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:11,900
So if you're going to watch this. Does it fix the terrible lighting? If you're going to watch this. Watch the AI remaster. Well this is just a blurry shot.

1458
01:05:11,900 --> 01:05:19,900
This is way better. It still looks grainy. No I think it's because it doesn't give a shit about the rocks.

1459
01:05:19,900 --> 01:05:28,900
I think it's just doing him in the plane. It's the AI. Now it's just doing the plane. This makes me want to play Star Fox.

1460
01:05:28,900 --> 01:05:33,900
Now it's him. This is such a great shot.

1461
01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:42,900
I mean but the thing is it still looks so much better. Where's the propellers? It looks way better. It's just the wind.

1462
01:05:42,900 --> 01:05:48,900
It's in the slipstream. You don't get it. It's the slipstream. I don't think anyone gets it. They're kind of like gliders.

1463
01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:57,900
So anyway obviously it's that wasn't Mark Hamill. That couldn't have been Mark Hamill. Right? Probably not.

1464
01:05:57,900 --> 01:06:04,900
Let's I mean here no one expected AI to make it so that we can fucking know if it's Mark Hamill or not. But let's find out.

1465
01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:12,900
Let's do it. I usually watch this plane. I usually insert it in his face. Yeah. But I mean you think AI did? AI should. If it didn't then it should.

1466
01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:19,900
And that's not Mark Hamill. Those actually look like crash test dummies. They look like crash test dummies.

1467
01:06:19,900 --> 01:06:27,900
That doesn't look like a human being. And that doesn't look like a human being. That's two. Mark Hamill's corpse in a thousand. That's two corpses.

1468
01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:36,900
That's just fucking bad. Let me see if I can get an even clearer one. Oh shit. Looks like fucking Count Dooku.

1469
01:06:36,900 --> 01:06:50,900
Looks like a meat. Looks like a squished like a painted a face on a testicle. Oh goodness. That guy's flown.

1470
01:06:50,900 --> 01:06:59,900
Wow. We're going to keep that as our as our animals that we'll look at. They wait way too long to tell you that he is basically an android or whatever.

1471
01:06:59,900 --> 01:07:08,900
Well I think they're wanting you to figure it out. Yeah. They were trying to build that. Slowly. Like he kicks the wing off a plane. I'm like OK so this guy's a badass like hitman or something.

1472
01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:19,900
Well yeah. Mark Hamill. And then he cures a kid's blindness. I thought he was just really smart too. At one point I thought he was like a Jesus type person.

1473
01:07:19,900 --> 01:07:31,900
I really again didn't give a shit if he was a robot a human or whatever. But once he healed someone was like oh he's a doctor Jesus slowly hits all the way up until the very end of the movie.

1474
01:07:31,900 --> 01:07:43,900
Spoiler alert. You're not going to fucking watch it anyway. He crashes that plane. He crashes that plane and I'm like I was like OK badass autistic Jesus Terminator is what he is.

1475
01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:53,900
Oh my gosh. Yeah. So that was that was probably my favorite line in the movie though at the end when Mark Hamill was like we're going to make it. Yeah.

1476
01:07:53,900 --> 01:08:01,900
They flew right into a fucking mountain. At one point they were going to make it. What were you watching? You're looking forward. The mountain is there.

1477
01:08:01,900 --> 01:08:16,900
There's a mountain coming at you. I do have one. I wrote one line from this movie down. It has a few good lines in it. One I wrote down. I bet you're the kind of guy who gets out of the shower to take a piss.

1478
01:08:16,900 --> 01:08:33,900
It's the old debate of that there's there's two different types of people. There's people that stand up. That was said by Mel Paxton right. He's the only likable character in the movie and he like sexually assaults women and punches a bitch in the face.

1479
01:08:33,900 --> 01:08:37,900
That's where Bob found his way to be a husband right.

1480
01:08:37,900 --> 01:08:49,900
As the music every time they're showing the plane sounds like Star Wars and then the British guy seems like the Twilight Zone. You're like this is like a Star Wars Twilight Zone crossover bullshit.

1481
01:08:49,900 --> 01:08:58,900
It was a lot of mixed ideas thrown into one movie. One producer of this movie. Not a list like you usually see. One guy.

1482
01:08:58,900 --> 01:09:08,900
This is like a movie that should have just been a book. I see it as a book. The visuals in it kind of fuck it up. I don't even know if this should have been a book.

1483
01:09:08,900 --> 01:09:16,900
The made for TV part. With what plot? How do you do a book? You said Mike you said the made for TV part. That kind of almost helps my theory a bit.

1484
01:09:16,900 --> 01:09:29,900
That they have this movie idea they wanted to do it and then they were thinking about like eh. But then Mark Hamill saw it and said oh dude yeah. And then they're oh cool. Luke Skywalker's in on it. Let's make it a movie instead of a TV movie.

1485
01:09:29,900 --> 01:09:40,900
You know Mark Hamill got contractually obv. There's no way. This was right after Star Wars. It was right after Star Wars. He said that he wanted to do something very different from Luke Skywalker. He wanted to play a bad guy.

1486
01:09:40,900 --> 01:09:55,900
And he wanted to play a bad guy. This is his next. I'm just going to ask. This is his very next thing after Return of the Jedi. It's crazy. How many flying scenes, travel montages did we see? Like 5, 4, 5?

1487
01:09:55,900 --> 01:10:11,900
He has a bunch. So just a little info on this director. He did all the Trons. Trons? Okay. Including the new ones? The new Tron? He didn't direct it but he wrote the screenplay for the Tron Legacy.

1488
01:10:11,900 --> 01:10:25,900
Oh I love. Wait. And then the original Tron. He did the story and he directed it. Was it source material for the other one? Was it source material or was it. He actually wrote the script. He wrote the script for Tron and Tron Legacy. Hell yeah.

1489
01:10:25,900 --> 01:10:41,900
Tron Legacy. So he learned to write as he got older. I love Tron Legacy. I love the soundtrack to Tron Legacy. Tron came out before this one didn't it? Yeah Tron was 1982. But you don't really know when somebody wrote something. It's kind of hard to tell.

1490
01:10:41,900 --> 01:10:56,900
This seems like training for that. But it did a good job of putting those lines in. The random lines in weird places that were funny. But it wasn't supposed to be a comedy. So. No. It makes it. Yeah.

1491
01:10:56,900 --> 01:11:25,900
How many minutes of airplane footage did the movie slipstream 1989? Wow. Let's see how good chat GPT is. I did a quick search. It can't do. Exact duration. The movie features several scenes with airplanes. Yes. That's it. Okay. So anyway I have. I can't even figure out. I think it's a solid percentage of the movie. It's like 40% is airplanes. So real quick. Chat GPT looked at it and went like. Oh no I'm not watching the whole thing. I'm not watching that.

1492
01:11:25,900 --> 01:11:38,900
I'm going to. I'm going to read off three reviews from chat GPT. Okay. I'm going to read the first one which is the standard. I'm going to give Mike the negative one and we're going to have Brendan read the positive one. Okay.

1493
01:11:38,900 --> 01:12:06,900
1989 strips slipstream is a mind bending and visually stunning sci fi thriller that takes you on a thrilling ride through time and space with its intricate plot captivating performances and dazzling special effects. It keeps you guessing until the very end. While you may. Well it may leave you with more questions than answers. It's a wild and entertaining journey that's worth the watch for fans of mind bending cinema. Mike your interpretation right here. This is. I will agree with 1989 slipstream is a convoluted and confusing movie.

1494
01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:20,900
The plot is a tangled web of nonsensical twists and turns and their performances are uninspired at best. Special effects are outdated and the overall production feels cheap and amateurish. Save yourself the frustration and avoid this film at all costs. Yeah.

1495
01:12:20,900 --> 01:12:36,900
It's a W from chat. All right. And then Brendan somehow pull this thing out of the fire with yours. Yes. It seemed very bipolar by chat. 1989 slipstream is an absolute masterpiece that transcends the boundaries of traditional cinema. It's a mind bending journey that takes you on a thrilling ride through time and space with its intricate plot captivating performances and dazzling special effects. It keeps you guessing until the very end.

1496
01:12:36,900 --> 01:13:03,900
Yes. It seemed very bipolar by chat. 1989 slipstream is an absolute masterpiece that transcends the boundaries of traditional cinema. It's a mind bending journey of unparalleled creativity and innovation. The intricate plot keeps you engaged from start to finish and the performances are nothing short of genius.

1497
01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:16,900
Special effects are groundbreaking creating a visually stunning experience that will leave you in awe. This is a must watch for anyone seeking a truly unique and unforgettable cinematic experience.

1498
01:13:16,900 --> 01:13:20,900
Nothing to do with this movie.

1499
01:13:20,900 --> 01:13:24,900
I think I think it did the other slipstream that's on.

1500
01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:28,900
Make it really weird. Yeah, I spelled that wrong.

1501
01:13:28,900 --> 01:13:30,900
This was for you Austin.

1502
01:13:30,900 --> 01:13:40,900
1989 slipstream is a cinematic trip down the rabbit hole of surrealism. It's a mind boggling kaleidoscope of oddities with a plot that Morrison contorts like a Rubik's Cube on steroids.

1503
01:13:40,900 --> 01:13:58,900
The performances range from strangely captivating to just plain bizarre. Special effects defy the laws of physics and logic making you question your very existence. If you're in the mood for a cinematic acid trip 1989 slipstream will take you on a wild ride through the twilight zone of the film world.

1504
01:13:58,900 --> 01:14:03,900
It did make me question my existence.

1505
01:14:03,900 --> 01:14:06,900
Make it weirdly sexual.

1506
01:14:06,900 --> 01:14:08,900
I don't want it sexual.

1507
01:14:08,900 --> 01:14:15,900
Make it a WWE promotion.

1508
01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:17,900
There you go.

1509
01:14:17,900 --> 01:14:18,900
This is for you.

1510
01:14:18,900 --> 01:14:23,900
There you go brother.

1511
01:14:23,900 --> 01:14:42,900
1989 slipstream is the epic showdown you all been waiting for step into the ring and witness a cinematic battle like no other with plot twists that hit harder than a steel chair brother and performance that rivals the intensity of a championship match.

1512
01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:45,900
This movie is ready to rumble.

1513
01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:47,900
Now that's a way better movie.

1514
01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:53,900
Special effects bring this spectacle delight delivering high flying action.

1515
01:14:53,900 --> 01:14:55,900
Oh no shit.

1516
01:14:55,900 --> 01:14:57,900
It's a lot of fucking high flying.

1517
01:14:57,900 --> 01:15:00,900
A lot of playing footage.

1518
01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:09,900
That will leave you on the edge of your seat. Get ready to lay the smack down on your senses with 1989 slipstream the main event of the year.

1519
01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:11,900
Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday.

1520
01:15:11,900 --> 01:15:14,900
Followed by your new step dad.

1521
01:15:14,900 --> 01:15:17,900
Well thank you chat you made.

1522
01:15:17,900 --> 01:15:26,900
This is my my newest our favorite and what this is always chat going to pull us out of any any fires we happen to fall into GPT.

1523
01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:30,900
It's a good way to do it weekly though to do that weekly.

1524
01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:36,900
We can it's a new segment that we created using it.

1525
01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:44,900
So then we get into all right so the main thing is Mark Hamill is a bounty hunter he found a robot that killed some people you don't know it's a robot in the beginning.

1526
01:15:44,900 --> 01:15:46,900
That's what's like crazy about it.

1527
01:15:46,900 --> 01:15:49,900
I guess it's he's running away from play anyway they catch him.

1528
01:15:49,900 --> 01:15:52,900
He's on peace mode he doesn't really want to hurt anyone.

1529
01:15:52,900 --> 01:15:56,900
It's him and some it's Mark Hamill and his and his chick.

1530
01:15:56,900 --> 01:16:01,900
And they they're not good at their job in the slice there a lot of talk.

1531
01:16:01,900 --> 01:16:06,900
I don't know every time they show them come against people they just they're instantly dead.

1532
01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:07,900
I like how they shot them.

1533
01:16:07,900 --> 01:16:09,900
That is true.

1534
01:16:09,900 --> 01:16:12,900
When they put the rocks on top of their faces.

1535
01:16:12,900 --> 01:16:13,900
Yeah.

1536
01:16:13,900 --> 01:16:15,900
She's like what are you fucking watching.

1537
01:16:15,900 --> 01:16:24,900
Oh dude that was a fun way to avoid having to choreograph a fight scene where it shows the bounty hunters.

1538
01:16:24,900 --> 01:16:25,900
They're dead.

1539
01:16:25,900 --> 01:16:35,900
They meet up oh yeah yeah oh yeah and then a few shots and then the next scene is just them covering the bodies of all the people they killed.

1540
01:16:35,900 --> 01:16:39,900
Or later when you just see them appear at that random dance off place.

1541
01:16:39,900 --> 01:16:43,900
From the description you just had it sounds like an episode of Family Guy.

1542
01:16:43,900 --> 01:16:45,900
It feels like an episode of Family Guy.

1543
01:16:45,900 --> 01:16:46,900
It's pretty random.

1544
01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:51,900
It's you it's like it's really random.

1545
01:16:51,900 --> 01:16:53,900
It's post apocalyptic.

1546
01:16:53,900 --> 01:16:55,900
That right there was ridiculous.

1547
01:16:55,900 --> 01:17:02,900
When they go to the cavern with all the rich people and Bill Paxon fucks the chick that lives there.

1548
01:17:02,900 --> 01:17:10,900
And then they find out that one of them is a robot and the girl who he fucks mom is like I can't believe my daughter laid with an android.

1549
01:17:10,900 --> 01:17:13,900
And then the chick was just like oh no that was just the homeless guy that brought him here.

1550
01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:16,900
Also there's poison running through his veins right now.

1551
01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:19,900
And she's just like oh okay good.

1552
01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:27,900
Oh man and then the android fucks oh and then so the android he doesn't dream or sleep because what would he dream I'm electric sheep.

1553
01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:30,900
That's a reference to something I think.

1554
01:17:30,900 --> 01:17:32,900
But what is this?

1555
01:17:32,900 --> 01:17:34,900
From the producer of IT.

1556
01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:36,900
June 21st.

1557
01:17:36,900 --> 01:17:42,900
I saw Aubrey Plaza got interested but it's the new Chucky.

1558
01:17:42,900 --> 01:17:45,900
I really liked the other child's play that they did.

1559
01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:46,900
It's the new Ted.

1560
01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:47,900
I think it's a child's.

1561
01:17:47,900 --> 01:17:49,900
Now it's a series.

1562
01:17:49,900 --> 01:17:51,900
I liked the first one.

1563
01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:52,900
Oh wait.

1564
01:17:52,900 --> 01:17:54,900
This is a movie.

1565
01:17:54,900 --> 01:17:55,900
Wait hold on.

1566
01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:56,900
They're making a Chucky move.

1567
01:17:56,900 --> 01:18:06,900
Didn't they already do a Chucky where he's like AI basically he's like a robot Chucky instead of being the possessed doll.

1568
01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:07,900
They made a movie of that.

1569
01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:08,900
I saw that movie and I liked it.

1570
01:18:08,900 --> 01:18:10,900
And Aubrey Plaza was in it.

1571
01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:11,900
She was the mom.

1572
01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:12,900
She was the child's play.

1573
01:18:12,900 --> 01:18:13,900
And then they did it.

1574
01:18:13,900 --> 01:18:16,900
If they did a show that's related to the movies I don't know.

1575
01:18:16,900 --> 01:18:18,900
This is a remake of that.

1576
01:18:18,900 --> 01:18:20,900
It's actually the same title.

1577
01:18:20,900 --> 01:18:21,900
Child's play.

1578
01:18:21,900 --> 01:18:23,900
There's no fucking way on earth.

1579
01:18:23,900 --> 01:18:25,900
It's like a part two but they call it the same thing.

1580
01:18:25,900 --> 01:18:31,900
There's no fucking way on earth that Aubrey Plaza's in two Chucky movies that one is a remake of the other.

1581
01:18:31,900 --> 01:18:33,900
If that's what you're trying to fucking tell me right now.

1582
01:18:33,900 --> 01:18:39,900
I'm saying if there's a new one it's child's play and they just read it's a remake is what I'm saying.

1583
01:18:39,900 --> 01:18:40,900
Was the last one called Chucky?

1584
01:18:40,900 --> 01:18:41,900
Yeah we can't tell.

1585
01:18:41,900 --> 01:18:44,900
Or they were sure going to add for an old movie for some reason.

1586
01:18:44,900 --> 01:18:46,900
No they were sure.

1587
01:18:46,900 --> 01:18:47,900
That was a Tooby ad.

1588
01:18:47,900 --> 01:18:50,900
Oh wait you're saying they showed an ad from a movie.

1589
01:18:50,900 --> 01:18:52,900
That someone's adding.

1590
01:18:52,900 --> 01:18:53,900
No you're not on IMDb wasn't it?

1591
01:18:53,900 --> 01:18:54,900
Yeah it was on IMDb.

1592
01:18:54,900 --> 01:18:57,900
Yeah but I think it was just an ad in between.

1593
01:18:57,900 --> 01:18:59,900
Yeah you're seeing what the Chucky movie was.

1594
01:18:59,900 --> 01:19:01,900
So there's a 2019 child's play.

1595
01:19:01,900 --> 01:19:04,900
So is that the one that it was just showing us the trailer for?

1596
01:19:04,900 --> 01:19:05,900
That was an ad for that movie.

1597
01:19:05,900 --> 01:19:09,900
I understand that that's a reboot of the original Chucky franchise.

1598
01:19:09,900 --> 01:19:10,900
I get it.

1599
01:19:10,900 --> 01:19:14,900
But I fucking was showing us a new child's play movie.

1600
01:19:14,900 --> 01:19:17,900
They just sold ads because Mark Hamill was the voice of Chucky in this.

1601
01:19:17,900 --> 01:19:18,900
Oh fuck.

1602
01:19:18,900 --> 01:19:20,900
Why would IMDb be showing me that?

1603
01:19:20,900 --> 01:19:21,900
Mark Hamill was IMDb.

1604
01:19:21,900 --> 01:19:22,900
Alright.

1605
01:19:22,900 --> 01:19:24,900
But why would it say it in theaters?

1606
01:19:24,900 --> 01:19:26,900
Because they just showed an old ad.

1607
01:19:26,900 --> 01:19:31,900
The only thing that tangent had to do with the movie was Mark Hamill.

1608
01:19:31,900 --> 01:19:35,900
It was an ad on the page.

1609
01:19:35,900 --> 01:19:37,900
Alright sorry.

1610
01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:39,900
Now this is going on a tangent too.

1611
01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:40,900
How do I stop this?

1612
01:19:40,900 --> 01:19:41,900
Room 104 right.

1613
01:19:41,900 --> 01:19:42,900
See a child's play.

1614
01:19:42,900 --> 01:19:43,900
There we go.

1615
01:19:43,900 --> 01:19:44,900
Alright.

1616
01:19:44,900 --> 01:19:45,900
Just ads.

1617
01:19:45,900 --> 01:19:46,900
Fuck.

1618
01:19:46,900 --> 01:19:47,900
Hold on we gotta do another flying on top really quick.

1619
01:19:47,900 --> 01:19:52,900
For anything let's get another 5 minutes of uncut flying through some mountain range.

1620
01:19:52,900 --> 01:19:57,900
That movie had a lot of flying tangents.

1621
01:19:57,900 --> 01:20:00,900
If they cut out the flying in this.

1622
01:20:00,900 --> 01:20:04,900
If they just made it so that everywhere they just ran off screen and they ran on screen

1623
01:20:04,900 --> 01:20:05,900
to the next place.

1624
01:20:05,900 --> 01:20:07,900
Or showed a little short thing of a plane.

1625
01:20:07,900 --> 01:20:08,900
Oh yeah.

1626
01:20:08,900 --> 01:20:09,900
They did that in 30 seconds.

1627
01:20:09,900 --> 01:20:10,900
The guy they're playing they dipped.

1628
01:20:10,900 --> 01:20:13,900
Maybe one conversation in a plane.

1629
01:20:13,900 --> 01:20:16,900
Not most conversations in a plane.

1630
01:20:16,900 --> 01:20:22,900
They could have done no flying scenes and only used the one where he did that very poor CGI

1631
01:20:22,900 --> 01:20:25,900
fly under the waterfall thing and the thing where he did the fly drive by.

1632
01:20:25,900 --> 01:20:28,900
The part of the waterfall was a completely different plane.

1633
01:20:28,900 --> 01:20:29,900
That's what was hilarious about it.

1634
01:20:29,900 --> 01:20:32,900
The waterfall was a completely different plane.

1635
01:20:32,900 --> 01:20:33,900
And then the peeping Tom fly by.

1636
01:20:33,900 --> 01:20:35,900
The chick's just doing yoga in a cave.

1637
01:20:35,900 --> 01:20:36,900
Oh god.

1638
01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:41,900
That was probably the dumbest fucking part of this whole movie.

1639
01:20:41,900 --> 01:20:43,900
He's flying in his plane.

1640
01:20:43,900 --> 01:20:44,900
It's at night.

1641
01:20:44,900 --> 01:20:46,900
It's post apocalyptic time.

1642
01:20:46,900 --> 01:20:52,900
He's flying by a cave and there's a woman doing naked yoga with her window open I guess.

1643
01:20:52,900 --> 01:20:56,900
Like her rock hole open.

1644
01:20:56,900 --> 01:20:58,900
And he flies by a couple times.

1645
01:20:58,900 --> 01:21:01,900
And then she gets up and she looks at him and kind of shakes her head.

1646
01:21:01,900 --> 01:21:02,900
You pervert.

1647
01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:04,900
And she lowers or she puts her curtain down.

1648
01:21:04,900 --> 01:21:07,900
Her little cave curtain down.

1649
01:21:07,900 --> 01:21:08,900
Wow.

1650
01:21:08,900 --> 01:21:11,900
The more I say her little cave curtain and her cave meat open.

1651
01:21:11,900 --> 01:21:13,900
All of these are sounding a little innuendo-y.

1652
01:21:13,900 --> 01:21:15,900
That little titty hiding bitch.

1653
01:21:15,900 --> 01:21:19,900
Do you think Steve Lisburn.

1654
01:21:19,900 --> 01:21:20,900
What do I mean?

1655
01:21:20,900 --> 01:21:21,900
Lisburn.

1656
01:21:21,900 --> 01:21:22,900
Oh.

1657
01:21:22,900 --> 01:21:23,900
The director.

1658
01:21:23,900 --> 01:21:25,900
He was like look guys.

1659
01:21:25,900 --> 01:21:26,900
I have a bet.

1660
01:21:26,900 --> 01:21:28,900
We want an award for something.

1661
01:21:28,900 --> 01:21:30,900
He's like I have a bet with the studio.

1662
01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:33,900
I bet I can't get people to watch over an hour of random flying.

1663
01:21:33,900 --> 01:21:37,900
But he directed Tron and Tron Legacy and Tron Eris.

1664
01:21:37,900 --> 01:21:39,900
Well that's the newest one.

1665
01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:42,900
But he was probably like listen I got this.

1666
01:21:42,900 --> 01:21:47,900
I got a lot of footage of me and Mark Hamill flying around.

1667
01:21:47,900 --> 01:21:48,900
It's just for fun.

1668
01:21:48,900 --> 01:21:50,900
I got these planes.

1669
01:21:50,900 --> 01:21:52,900
He just has a tax write off somewhere.

1670
01:21:52,900 --> 01:21:56,900
Can we put a loose plot around this?

1671
01:21:56,900 --> 01:21:58,900
So it's literally just Tron movies and nothing else.

1672
01:21:58,900 --> 01:21:59,900
No he's done.

1673
01:21:59,900 --> 01:22:00,900
Known for Tron.

1674
01:22:00,900 --> 01:22:02,900
He did the Animal Olympics.

1675
01:22:02,900 --> 01:22:03,900
Oh good lord.

1676
01:22:03,900 --> 01:22:04,900
Good god.

1677
01:22:04,900 --> 01:22:06,900
Is this our next movie?

1678
01:22:06,900 --> 01:22:07,900
Is this on Tubi?

1679
01:22:07,900 --> 01:22:08,900
No.

1680
01:22:08,900 --> 01:22:09,900
Are we going to watch the Animal Olympics?

1681
01:22:09,900 --> 01:22:10,900
Oh it's Billy Crystal?

1682
01:22:10,900 --> 01:22:11,900
Yeah.

1683
01:22:11,900 --> 01:22:13,900
I need a break from this director for a while.

1684
01:22:13,900 --> 01:22:14,900
Good god.

1685
01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:15,900
This looks bad.

1686
01:22:15,900 --> 01:22:16,900
It looks like 1980s cartoon.

1687
01:22:16,900 --> 01:22:19,900
I'm going to watch this shit out of the Animal Olympics.

1688
01:22:19,900 --> 01:22:24,900
Did y'all live through a different 80s than I did?

1689
01:22:24,900 --> 01:22:26,900
I mean I saw Star Wars in the 90s.

1690
01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:27,900
Wait wait wait.

1691
01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:28,900
Yes I did.

1692
01:22:28,900 --> 01:22:29,900
I had a twinkle in my mother's eye.

1693
01:22:29,900 --> 01:22:33,900
Mike, all of us had a much different 80s than you.

1694
01:22:33,900 --> 01:22:35,900
I wasn't even lying.

1695
01:22:35,900 --> 01:22:36,900
Austin said.

1696
01:22:36,900 --> 01:22:39,900
I was going to say none of you were alive.

1697
01:22:39,900 --> 01:22:40,900
One in the 90s.

1698
01:22:40,900 --> 01:22:41,900
90s guys.

1699
01:22:41,900 --> 01:22:42,900
90s.

1700
01:22:42,900 --> 01:22:43,900
Were you two?

1701
01:22:43,900 --> 01:22:44,900
90s yeah.

1702
01:22:44,900 --> 01:22:45,900
You guys are comparing.

1703
01:22:45,900 --> 01:22:48,900
I keep watching things that you think are from the 80s that are all great.

1704
01:22:48,900 --> 01:22:49,900
What's that saying?

1705
01:22:49,900 --> 01:22:50,900
1980s.

1706
01:22:50,900 --> 01:22:51,900
Well yeah 1980s.

1707
01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:52,900
Really the 70s.

1708
01:22:52,900 --> 01:22:54,900
It's not really the 80s.

1709
01:22:54,900 --> 01:22:55,900
No it's factitial.

1710
01:22:55,900 --> 01:22:56,900
It's an 80s movie.

1711
01:22:56,900 --> 01:23:02,900
But the last thing you showed me is Square Box that you showed with the 80s.

1712
01:23:02,900 --> 01:23:04,900
Square Boxed and Fuzzy.

1713
01:23:04,900 --> 01:23:07,900
I mean I saw Star Wars in the 80s.

1714
01:23:07,900 --> 01:23:09,900
It was not Square Boxed and Fuzzy.

1715
01:23:09,900 --> 01:23:11,900
It was widescreen and looked beautiful.

1716
01:23:11,900 --> 01:23:12,900
In what movie?

1717
01:23:12,900 --> 01:23:13,900
Star Wars.

1718
01:23:13,900 --> 01:23:14,900
Any movie I went to.

1719
01:23:14,900 --> 01:23:15,900
That's the point.

1720
01:23:15,900 --> 01:23:16,900
No.

1721
01:23:16,900 --> 01:23:20,900
Objectively the Star Wars you watched in the theaters when it came out was shitty.

1722
01:23:20,900 --> 01:23:21,900
Yes.

1723
01:23:21,900 --> 01:23:23,900
Objectively compared to now when they've updated them.

1724
01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:24,900
Yes.

1725
01:23:24,900 --> 01:23:26,900
But what I'm telling you is it didn't look like slipstream.

1726
01:23:26,900 --> 01:23:28,900
I would say they had to rely more on it.

1727
01:23:28,900 --> 01:23:29,900
It did not look like slipstream at all.

1728
01:23:29,900 --> 01:23:30,900
I agree.

1729
01:23:30,900 --> 01:23:32,900
No one's saying slipstream and Star Wars are on the same level at all.

1730
01:23:32,900 --> 01:23:36,900
We were just talking about a different cartoon and talking about the 80s and the visuals of it.

1731
01:23:36,900 --> 01:23:39,900
We're saying the visuals of the 80s were not what we keep describing them as.

1732
01:23:39,900 --> 01:23:43,900
But the Star Wars came out way before slipstream and it looked better.

1733
01:23:43,900 --> 01:23:44,900
Right.

1734
01:23:44,900 --> 01:23:45,900
You think we're just so used to it.

1735
01:23:45,900 --> 01:23:46,900
Because they just had a way bigger budget.

1736
01:23:46,900 --> 01:23:50,900
A budget made that much difference to do widescreen versus cut for television screen.

1737
01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:54,900
I think the main thing is our eyes are now used to 1080 4K.

1738
01:23:54,900 --> 01:23:59,900
So the old 720 and older formats are just grainy to us.

1739
01:23:59,900 --> 01:24:03,900
But even you can still watch old movies and see.

1740
01:24:03,900 --> 01:24:05,900
If you watch The Godfather.

1741
01:24:05,900 --> 01:24:08,900
It would be remastered to 4K.

1742
01:24:08,900 --> 01:24:10,900
I bet even if you watch the original The Godfather.

1743
01:24:10,900 --> 01:24:11,900
They're not that bad.

1744
01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:13,900
The way it was supposed to be watched on screen.

1745
01:24:13,900 --> 01:24:14,900
I was there.

1746
01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:15,900
Yeah.

1747
01:24:15,900 --> 01:24:16,900
They're not that bad.

1748
01:24:16,900 --> 01:24:17,900
I was there.

1749
01:24:17,900 --> 01:24:20,900
You watched the old reel and you went to an old timey.

1750
01:24:20,900 --> 01:24:22,900
It was definitely better.

1751
01:24:22,900 --> 01:24:24,900
It was over 1080p.

1752
01:24:24,900 --> 01:24:25,900
What are we arguing about?

1753
01:24:25,900 --> 01:24:27,900
Is this our first stoner debate?

1754
01:24:27,900 --> 01:24:28,900
Stoner debate.

1755
01:24:28,900 --> 01:24:31,900
Is HD better than the 80s?

1756
01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:32,900
Yes.

1757
01:24:32,900 --> 01:24:34,900
If we ever go back to the Hemet Theater.

1758
01:24:34,900 --> 01:24:37,900
They actually have like a whole room full of reels.

1759
01:24:37,900 --> 01:24:39,900
We could actually like watch the old reels.

1760
01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:40,900
Put that debate to the test.

1761
01:24:40,900 --> 01:24:41,900
If they ever call us that.

1762
01:24:41,900 --> 01:24:42,900
If they let us.

1763
01:24:42,900 --> 01:24:43,900
If we can somehow get an episode there.

1764
01:24:43,900 --> 01:24:48,900
The old actual film was, that's what I'm saying, was so much clearer than people today think it was.

1765
01:24:48,900 --> 01:24:52,900
Everybody thinks all of this is better and it's really not that much different.

1766
01:24:52,900 --> 01:24:56,900
The HD we have today is way better.

1767
01:24:56,900 --> 01:24:57,900
Way better.

1768
01:24:57,900 --> 01:24:58,900
Than the 80s.

1769
01:24:58,900 --> 01:25:00,900
Your eye can only discern a certain amount of HD.

1770
01:25:00,900 --> 01:25:04,900
We all watched what they filmed in the 80s.

1771
01:25:04,900 --> 01:25:07,900
And then what AI made it look like later.

1772
01:25:07,900 --> 01:25:08,900
That's my whole point.

1773
01:25:08,900 --> 01:25:10,900
You did watch what it looked like.

1774
01:25:10,900 --> 01:25:12,900
This is not what a movie looked like.

1775
01:25:12,900 --> 01:25:14,900
Yeah, this is SD as fuck.

1776
01:25:14,900 --> 01:25:15,900
Right, that's not what they looked like.

1777
01:25:15,900 --> 01:25:16,900
That's my point.

1778
01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:18,900
Is this movie's not a good example.

1779
01:25:18,900 --> 01:25:19,900
It's not like when you're trying to watch scramble porn as a kid.

1780
01:25:19,900 --> 01:25:20,900
Right.

1781
01:25:20,900 --> 01:25:21,900
Exactly.

1782
01:25:21,900 --> 01:25:24,900
This is not what, I was watching HBO back then.

1783
01:25:24,900 --> 01:25:27,900
It was not, everybody thinks it was like the stone age.

1784
01:25:27,900 --> 01:25:30,900
Did any of you guys just wish when they tied the android to the plane.

1785
01:25:30,900 --> 01:25:33,900
When they all got up there that they would have all just died right there.

1786
01:25:33,900 --> 01:25:35,900
That would have been the end of the movie.

1787
01:25:35,900 --> 01:25:37,900
There was no stakes in this movie.

1788
01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:40,900
Even the android walking away from the plane at the end wouldn't have happened.

1789
01:25:40,900 --> 01:25:44,900
He could have had some information to reverse the convergence or something.

1790
01:25:44,900 --> 01:25:45,900
But nothing.

1791
01:25:45,900 --> 01:25:48,900
Fucking Pinocchio gets laid.

1792
01:25:48,900 --> 01:25:50,900
Sex scene cuts to a picture of an antelope.

1793
01:25:50,900 --> 01:25:53,900
I've never looked at an antelope and they're like hell yeah they fucked.

1794
01:25:53,900 --> 01:25:56,900
Yeah.

1795
01:25:56,900 --> 01:25:59,900
There's a dance off.

1796
01:25:59,900 --> 01:26:03,900
There's a dance off where the robot does really good.

1797
01:26:03,900 --> 01:26:05,900
Oh god I fucking forgot that part.

1798
01:26:05,900 --> 01:26:07,900
They just throw it in.

1799
01:26:07,900 --> 01:26:13,900
It's like, it's the scene from Titanic when Leo takes her down to meet all the Irish.

1800
01:26:13,900 --> 01:26:15,900
The poor Irish people in the bottom of the boat.

1801
01:26:15,900 --> 01:26:18,900
And they all do a dance off and they're all giddy and stuff.

1802
01:26:18,900 --> 01:26:21,900
It's like they find that one pocket of post apocalyptic wasteland.

1803
01:26:21,900 --> 01:26:24,900
Where you can fly your plane with unlimited fuel anywhere you want.

1804
01:26:24,900 --> 01:26:26,900
I think that's why they were gliders.

1805
01:26:26,900 --> 01:26:28,900
I think you're right.

1806
01:26:28,900 --> 01:26:29,900
Where it's a glider design.

1807
01:26:29,900 --> 01:26:31,900
Where they could probably just go up.

1808
01:26:31,900 --> 01:26:33,900
But here's the thing.

1809
01:26:33,900 --> 01:26:35,900
Is that what, is that what, wait a minute.

1810
01:26:35,900 --> 01:26:37,900
Wait, wait, wait.

1811
01:26:37,900 --> 01:26:39,900
I watched this fucking movie.

1812
01:26:39,900 --> 01:26:41,900
That's why there's no propellers.

1813
01:26:41,900 --> 01:26:43,900
Is that what they're, Jesus Christ.

1814
01:26:43,900 --> 01:26:45,900
There are gliders that get into the slipstream.

1815
01:26:45,900 --> 01:26:47,900
Not once did I question.

1816
01:26:47,900 --> 01:26:49,900
I've actually been in gliders like that before.

1817
01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:51,900
My grandpa lived on an airfield.

1818
01:26:51,900 --> 01:26:55,900
Normally to get those up in the air another plane has to tow the glider into the air.

1819
01:26:55,900 --> 01:26:57,900
And there is no engine.

1820
01:26:57,900 --> 01:27:00,900
But these ones they have little tiny ones just to get them up.

1821
01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:02,900
Okay wait.

1822
01:27:02,900 --> 01:27:04,900
Give me two minutes to read my review.

1823
01:27:04,900 --> 01:27:06,900
I'll try and explain this movie.

1824
01:27:06,900 --> 01:27:10,900
If you're looking for a movie that will make you question your sanity, look no further than slipstream.

1825
01:27:10,900 --> 01:27:15,900
A sci-fi disaster with Mark Hamill as a bounty hunter.

1826
01:27:15,900 --> 01:27:17,900
Or a bounty hustler.

1827
01:27:17,900 --> 01:27:19,900
Bounty hustler's cool.

1828
01:27:19,900 --> 01:27:21,900
I'm a bounty hustler.

1829
01:27:21,900 --> 01:27:25,900
In a post apocalyptic world where the wind is so strong it can rip apart buildings and people.

1830
01:27:25,900 --> 01:27:27,900
Sounds exciting, right?

1831
01:27:27,900 --> 01:27:30,900
I had no idea the wind was so powerful it could rip apart people.

1832
01:27:30,900 --> 01:27:32,900
Is that why it's post apocalyptic times?

1833
01:27:32,900 --> 01:27:33,900
Yes.

1834
01:27:33,900 --> 01:27:35,900
I didn't get it.

1835
01:27:35,900 --> 01:27:36,900
Okay.

1836
01:27:36,900 --> 01:27:39,900
The plot is a mess of cliches and nonsense.

1837
01:27:39,900 --> 01:27:44,900
Will Tasker as Hamill is chasing a fugitive named Byron who's Bob Peck.

1838
01:27:44,900 --> 01:27:47,900
Who's actually an android with a soul.

1839
01:27:47,900 --> 01:27:53,900
Along the way they encounter a bunch of weird characters like a cult leader which is Bill Ben-Gabriel.

1840
01:27:53,900 --> 01:27:56,900
A blind prophet which is F.R.A. Abraham.

1841
01:27:56,900 --> 01:27:58,900
And a wannabe actress.

1842
01:27:58,900 --> 01:28:00,900
None of them have any depth or motivation.

1843
01:28:00,900 --> 01:28:03,900
They only serve to drag the movie into more absurdity.

1844
01:28:03,900 --> 01:28:08,900
The dialogue is laughable, the acting is wooden and the special effects are atrocious.

1845
01:28:08,900 --> 01:28:14,900
The wind is supposed to be the main threat but it looks like someone just turned on a giant fan and threw some dust in front of the camera.

1846
01:28:14,900 --> 01:28:17,900
I agree with that because I didn't even know it was a threat.

1847
01:28:17,900 --> 01:28:21,900
The action scenes are boring and illogical and the ending is a cop out that makes no sense.

1848
01:28:21,900 --> 01:28:26,900
The movie tries to be deep but it only succeeds in being pretentious and confusing.

1849
01:28:26,900 --> 01:28:30,900
A movie that never should have been made. A waste of time, money and talent.

1850
01:28:30,900 --> 01:28:35,900
An insult to the sci-fi genre and to fans of Mark Hamill everywhere.

1851
01:28:35,900 --> 01:28:40,900
It's a movie that will make you wish you had a slipstream to escape from it.

1852
01:28:40,900 --> 01:28:44,900
That's my full review. That's my written out full review.

1853
01:28:44,900 --> 01:28:50,900
I have a desk in the garage with a TV on it and every time there was wind it would be that high whistling noise.

1854
01:28:50,900 --> 01:28:52,900
It would fucking hurt my ears.

1855
01:28:52,900 --> 01:28:54,900
That's the fan they're throwing the dirt on.

1856
01:28:54,900 --> 01:28:58,900
It's just like killing my fucking ears.

1857
01:28:58,900 --> 01:29:01,900
Oh, okay so I told you guys earlier.

1858
01:29:01,900 --> 01:29:07,900
Okay it's funny because I told you guys earlier that I had taken my laptop in to get repaired because it was overheating.

1859
01:29:07,900 --> 01:29:14,900
And I fixed it but I fixed it yesterday so I was kind of testing the water to see how it was doing.

1860
01:29:14,900 --> 01:29:20,900
So that wind noise in the background the entire time I'm thinking my laptop is running me right.

1861
01:29:20,900 --> 01:29:26,900
And every time I pause it it just whispers quiet. It's doing fine because I'm just watching a movie.

1862
01:29:26,900 --> 01:29:30,900
The crazy thing is it actually was overheating because it couldn't handle a fucking movie.

1863
01:29:30,900 --> 01:29:32,900
It couldn't handle the slipstream baby.

1864
01:29:32,900 --> 01:29:36,900
It's like this is my last couple months here and this is what we're watching.

1865
01:29:36,900 --> 01:29:42,900
But I mean the positive thing about this movie is that any FBI agents that were surveilling us killed themselves.

1866
01:29:42,900 --> 01:29:48,900
Now from the one person who the only thing they said to me was it wasn't that bad. I want to hear what you think of this movie.

1867
01:29:48,900 --> 01:29:52,900
It was laughable. There was a lot of stuff that kind of made me laugh.

1868
01:29:52,900 --> 01:29:56,900
Like little things that made me chuckle. Like before he was about to hook up with that girl she's like,

1869
01:29:56,900 --> 01:29:58,900
Do you ever wish you were somebody else?

1870
01:29:58,900 --> 01:30:02,900
That's something you would never want to hear.

1871
01:30:02,900 --> 01:30:04,900
Right before fucking.

1872
01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:06,900
What? What do you mean?

1873
01:30:06,900 --> 01:30:08,900
I always wished I was a man.

1874
01:30:08,900 --> 01:30:20,900
Or the leader of the cult group or whatever. You misled them about us so what makes us think you didn't mislead us about them?

1875
01:30:20,900 --> 01:30:24,900
It was confusing how he said it but it was just silly and wordy.

1876
01:30:24,900 --> 01:30:34,900
It was a silly movie and I don't know. If you go into the mindset of the Mystery Science Theater 3000.

1877
01:30:34,900 --> 01:30:36,900
That way it would be fun.

1878
01:30:36,900 --> 01:30:38,900
This would be fun to make fun of.

1879
01:30:38,900 --> 01:30:40,900
I think it was on there.

1880
01:30:40,900 --> 01:30:42,900
I watched it.

1881
01:30:42,900 --> 01:30:44,900
You can look that up and see if it was on.

1882
01:30:44,900 --> 01:30:46,900
It would be a good movie for that.

1883
01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:50,900
I believe it's public domain. This movie is in the public domain for some reason.

1884
01:30:50,900 --> 01:30:52,900
Because the producer went bankrupt.

1885
01:30:52,900 --> 01:30:58,900
I just know there's some reason why it's in the public domain. It must have never been in theaters or it wouldn't be public domain.

1886
01:30:58,900 --> 01:31:00,900
Not in the US. It didn't come in the US.

1887
01:31:00,900 --> 01:31:02,900
Did you guys notice the cop out in the end?

1888
01:31:02,900 --> 01:31:08,900
He shows up and she gives him the antidote and he punches her in the face.

1889
01:31:08,900 --> 01:31:12,900
He handcuffs her to a bed and gets her partner killed.

1890
01:31:12,900 --> 01:31:16,900
And she's like this is my new boyfriend now. I'll forget it but you just killed my best friend.

1891
01:31:16,900 --> 01:31:18,900
He's the only person I've known.

1892
01:31:18,900 --> 01:31:22,900
He handcuffed me and forced me to kiss him. Now he's my boyfriend.

1893
01:31:22,900 --> 01:31:24,900
A lot of me too moments in this movie.

1894
01:31:24,900 --> 01:31:26,900
Yes.

1895
01:31:26,900 --> 01:31:28,900
They haven't done it yet so we could show.

1896
01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:30,900
We should.

1897
01:31:30,900 --> 01:31:32,900
I never want to watch this again. We'll find another movie.

1898
01:31:32,900 --> 01:31:34,900
We'll find a different movie.

1899
01:31:34,900 --> 01:31:36,900
Never say never.

1900
01:31:36,900 --> 01:31:38,900
Never say never.

1901
01:31:38,900 --> 01:31:40,900
I watched this movie.

1902
01:31:40,900 --> 01:31:44,900
It was the most...I've never half watched anything less in my life.

1903
01:31:44,900 --> 01:31:52,900
And I maybe didn't give it the...thanks for aiming the cop right in my fucking pillow Mike.

1904
01:31:52,900 --> 01:31:54,900
I sleep on that pillow.

1905
01:31:54,900 --> 01:32:00,900
Microphones are over.

1906
01:32:00,900 --> 01:32:02,900
I would rather you cough it away from everybody and not get a reaction.

1907
01:32:02,900 --> 01:32:04,900
Fine. Fine.

1908
01:32:04,900 --> 01:32:06,900
But I'm OCD.

1909
01:32:06,900 --> 01:32:08,900
I didn't like it.

1910
01:32:08,900 --> 01:32:10,900
I didn't like anything about this movie.

1911
01:32:10,900 --> 01:32:12,900
I didn't like Mark Hamill's character.

1912
01:32:12,900 --> 01:32:14,900
I didn't like Bill Paxton's character.

1913
01:32:14,900 --> 01:32:16,900
I didn't like the robot.

1914
01:32:16,900 --> 01:32:18,900
I guess you know what I wrote down?

1915
01:32:18,900 --> 01:32:20,900
Here's the two notes I wrote and I don't really remember when I wrote them.

1916
01:32:20,900 --> 01:32:22,900
This movie sucked.

1917
01:32:22,900 --> 01:32:24,900
The movie should have been the main character.

1918
01:32:24,900 --> 01:32:26,900
No sorry, the robot should have been the main character.

1919
01:32:26,900 --> 01:32:28,900
Totally agree.

1920
01:32:28,900 --> 01:32:34,900
If it was just about him, he just shows up and kicks a fucking wing off of a plane that's coming out of it.

1921
01:32:34,900 --> 01:32:36,900
Here's a kid's blindness.

1922
01:32:36,900 --> 01:32:40,900
He gets fucking laid and then fucking crashes into a mountain.

1923
01:32:40,900 --> 01:32:46,900
It's like if Bicentennial Man with Robin Williams took place in the post-apocalyptic future

1924
01:32:46,900 --> 01:32:50,900
and we followed him on his journey to sleep.

1925
01:32:50,900 --> 01:32:52,900
That's really what happened because he dreams.

1926
01:32:52,900 --> 01:32:56,900
It's an android's journey to dreams.

1927
01:32:56,900 --> 01:32:58,900
It's beautiful.

1928
01:32:58,900 --> 01:33:02,900
Put that way. It's not made properly put that way.

1929
01:33:02,900 --> 01:33:04,900
But yes, it would have been a great movie made that way.

1930
01:33:04,900 --> 01:33:06,900
But that was their intention.

1931
01:33:06,900 --> 01:33:08,900
No, if we got the...

1932
01:33:08,900 --> 01:33:10,900
Don't look at the listing.

1933
01:33:10,900 --> 01:33:16,900
If we got the Lizberger cut of Slipstream, the one he wanted to release.

1934
01:33:16,900 --> 01:33:20,900
Not the one that the production studios made him release.

1935
01:33:20,900 --> 01:33:22,900
We would have had a better movie.

1936
01:33:22,900 --> 01:33:26,900
Because in his original vision, I'm sure, I'm making this up, but in the original vision...

1937
01:33:26,900 --> 01:33:30,900
No, it was. That's why the number one character on the movie, you go to the IMDB, is the robot.

1938
01:33:30,900 --> 01:33:32,900
It's not anyone else.

1939
01:33:32,900 --> 01:33:34,900
Yeah, it's Bob Peck.

1940
01:33:34,900 --> 01:33:36,900
Bob Peck is the star of this movie.

1941
01:33:36,900 --> 01:33:38,900
But Bill Paxton is the guy with the most lines.

1942
01:33:38,900 --> 01:33:40,900
He's doing the most stuff.

1943
01:33:40,900 --> 01:33:42,900
Another stoner debate.

1944
01:33:42,900 --> 01:33:44,900
And Mike wins.

1945
01:33:44,900 --> 01:33:46,900
I'm taking scores right now.

1946
01:33:46,900 --> 01:33:48,900
Mike, what was your favorite part of the movie?

1947
01:33:48,900 --> 01:33:50,900
When it ended.

1948
01:33:50,900 --> 01:33:54,900
Just because I didn't have to watch it anymore.

1949
01:33:54,900 --> 01:33:56,900
I'm rehashing a joke Ari Shaffir did.

1950
01:33:56,900 --> 01:33:58,900
I'm trying to look on the brighter side of things.

1951
01:33:58,900 --> 01:34:02,900
So I asked my grandpa, what was the best day you had during the Holocaust?

1952
01:34:02,900 --> 01:34:04,900
He's like, you know, what the fuck do you mean?

1953
01:34:04,900 --> 01:34:08,900
He's like, well, you know, maybe one day it was sunny and 75, and the other day it was cold and raining.

1954
01:34:08,900 --> 01:34:13,900
So I'm asking, in your Holocaust of this movie, there had to be a sunny day that was 70.

1955
01:34:13,900 --> 01:34:17,900
The one thing that made me laugh was that line that I wrote down.

1956
01:34:17,900 --> 01:34:19,900
Just one line.

1957
01:34:19,900 --> 01:34:21,900
One line I laughed at.

1958
01:34:21,900 --> 01:34:23,900
We all have to love the explosion at the end with the plane.

1959
01:34:23,900 --> 01:34:25,900
That's the two things in this movie.

1960
01:34:25,900 --> 01:34:31,900
Because when the plane explodes and the android walks away from it, it's the most basic explosion you ever saw.

1961
01:34:31,900 --> 01:34:35,900
It hits the side of a hill at 500 miles an hour.

1962
01:34:35,900 --> 01:34:37,900
And the android doesn't break.

1963
01:34:37,900 --> 01:34:39,900
He's a little singed.

1964
01:34:39,900 --> 01:34:42,900
Is there an engine in that film?

1965
01:34:42,900 --> 01:34:44,900
He climbed through the engine.

1966
01:34:44,900 --> 01:34:46,900
Well, there is, but there's not.

1967
01:34:46,900 --> 01:34:50,900
Mark Hamill taking off, aimed his glider at the robot.

1968
01:34:50,900 --> 01:34:55,900
And the robot, when this thing was getting pretty max speed, he dives through.

1969
01:34:55,900 --> 01:34:57,900
And then he's in the fucking plane with it.

1970
01:34:57,900 --> 01:34:59,900
Dives through the window, now he's in the back seat.

1971
01:34:59,900 --> 01:35:01,900
Now it takes off.

1972
01:35:01,900 --> 01:35:05,900
Now the robot, they're flying, they're about to crash into a mountain.

1973
01:35:05,900 --> 01:35:08,900
And Mark Hamill's, the robot's got the controls.

1974
01:35:08,900 --> 01:35:10,900
And Mark Hamill's like, we got this.

1975
01:35:10,900 --> 01:35:12,900
We got this, we can do it.

1976
01:35:12,900 --> 01:35:13,900
We're going to make it.

1977
01:35:13,900 --> 01:35:14,900
We're going to make it.

1978
01:35:14,900 --> 01:35:16,900
And then the robot just intentionally crashes.

1979
01:35:16,900 --> 01:35:18,900
Just right inside of a mountain.

1980
01:35:18,900 --> 01:35:20,900
Blows it up, it's like smithereens.

1981
01:35:20,900 --> 01:35:23,900
And then it shows Bill Paxton's character somewhere.

1982
01:35:23,900 --> 01:35:28,900
And then like that Indiana Jones scene, where he falls off the cliff and then comes back and surprises everyone.

1983
01:35:28,900 --> 01:35:32,900
You got Bob Peck's character, fully singed up like, oh, so what seems to be the problem?

1984
01:35:32,900 --> 01:35:35,900
And it's so stupid.

1985
01:35:35,900 --> 01:35:40,900
And the thing about Mark was that in no way could you be in that situation and think, oh shit, we're going to make it.

1986
01:35:40,900 --> 01:35:42,900
A mountain's just coming right at you.

1987
01:35:42,900 --> 01:35:43,900
We're going to do it.

1988
01:35:43,900 --> 01:35:44,900
We got this.

1989
01:35:44,900 --> 01:35:46,900
A 90 degree angle is coming at you.

1990
01:35:46,900 --> 01:35:47,900
You're like, yeah, we did it.

1991
01:35:47,900 --> 01:35:49,900
It's the most ridiculous thing ever.

1992
01:35:49,900 --> 01:35:52,900
That's how I fell towards the end of the movie.

1993
01:35:52,900 --> 01:35:54,900
And obviously I'm like, yes, it's almost over.

1994
01:35:54,900 --> 01:35:57,900
If there's no engine or fuel, how does it explode?

1995
01:35:57,900 --> 01:36:01,900
There is an engine in it, but it's hard to explain.

1996
01:36:01,900 --> 01:36:02,900
They don't work on the engine.

1997
01:36:02,900 --> 01:36:06,900
It's like 30 cc's, so there would be no explosion.

1998
01:36:06,900 --> 01:36:07,900
Yeah, there wouldn't really be.

1999
01:36:07,900 --> 01:36:09,900
It'd be like a little sparklers.

2000
01:36:09,900 --> 01:36:11,900
No, I think it was an explosion.

2001
01:36:11,900 --> 01:36:13,900
I think when an astronaut hits the earth, it explodes.

2002
01:36:13,900 --> 01:36:17,900
I agree with you, Zach, but for this movie, that would just make too much fucking sense.

2003
01:36:17,900 --> 01:36:20,900
Honestly, didn't question it.

2004
01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:27,900
They packed one of those planes in real life with some explosives and launched them into the air.

2005
01:36:27,900 --> 01:36:32,900
I think I might have an answer for your question earlier because my wife made me rewind one part of this movie.

2006
01:36:32,900 --> 01:36:34,900
Okay.

2007
01:36:34,900 --> 01:36:37,900
And that's where they're walking into the Indian village thing.

2008
01:36:37,900 --> 01:36:40,900
Oh, the air cult people.

2009
01:36:40,900 --> 01:36:45,900
The air cult people, and they go in and they're in a hot tub, apparently.

2010
01:36:45,900 --> 01:36:49,900
Sit around, all the adults sitting around in a hot tub, one with a white t-shirt.

2011
01:36:49,900 --> 01:36:51,900
That's where he goes to the little settlement where they're all about.

2012
01:36:51,900 --> 01:36:54,900
And he's got the little floating boat thing, the one adult guy about.

2013
01:36:54,900 --> 01:36:57,900
It looks kind of like the Andy guy back there age-wise.

2014
01:36:57,900 --> 01:36:59,900
Fuck that game, dude.

2015
01:36:59,900 --> 01:37:02,900
Just a 35-year-old taking a bubble bath in a hot tub.

2016
01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:07,900
Are you talking about Robbie Coltrane, the fat fucking dude?

2017
01:37:07,900 --> 01:37:13,900
If this is the game you want to start playing, like, just know I've been holding back.

2018
01:37:13,900 --> 01:37:19,900
I'm trying to be a more inclusive, nicer host, but I will destroy you, you old son of a bitch.

2019
01:37:19,900 --> 01:37:21,900
You're the oldest one here now.

2020
01:37:21,900 --> 01:37:23,900
You're like the grandfather clock.

2021
01:37:23,900 --> 01:37:25,900
You just want to fucking smash you with thousands of pieces.

2022
01:37:25,900 --> 01:37:28,900
What tool was he using to mess with the boat?

2023
01:37:28,900 --> 01:37:30,900
Do you remember?

2024
01:37:30,900 --> 01:37:32,900
If there's anything about this movie, can we just get...

2025
01:37:32,900 --> 01:37:38,900
He had a lobster in his hand, and the wrench on the boat.

2026
01:37:38,900 --> 01:37:42,900
I just saw fat people in the hot tub, and they stopped.

2027
01:37:42,900 --> 01:37:48,900
In the background of this movie, this guy has a boat in his hands in the hot tub,

2028
01:37:48,900 --> 01:37:52,900
and a lobster is a wrench, and he's doing this, and just a scene going on around him.

2029
01:37:52,900 --> 01:37:53,900
I love it.

2030
01:37:53,900 --> 01:37:54,900
It's hilarious.

2031
01:37:54,900 --> 01:38:01,900
I like how when they go to the cult people, and they're like, oh, they worship the wind, and they're weird.

2032
01:38:01,900 --> 01:38:07,900
And then it's that guy that's all hurt, and he looks like that guy from Princess Bride, you know, my name is Nego Montoya.

2033
01:38:07,900 --> 01:38:08,900
Yes, he did.

2034
01:38:08,900 --> 01:38:13,900
And then he just stops stitching me up so I can fucking die.

2035
01:38:13,900 --> 01:38:19,900
So my wife was like, on some of those things like that, she's like, I think someone making this movie.

2036
01:38:19,900 --> 01:38:24,900
It might have just been a cameraman that was like zooming in on that shit, knew they were making some bullshit.

2037
01:38:24,900 --> 01:38:31,900
Somebody knew, because that scene with the guy in the tub would not be in this movie otherwise.

2038
01:38:31,900 --> 01:38:33,900
Somebody knew they were making some bullshit.

2039
01:38:33,900 --> 01:38:37,900
On that note, we're going to rate this fucking movie.

2040
01:38:37,900 --> 01:38:39,900
I'm done talking about it.

2041
01:38:39,900 --> 01:38:43,900
I've tried to avoid it at all costs, much like my experience watching the movie.

2042
01:38:43,900 --> 01:38:45,900
Tried to avoid talking about it.

2043
01:38:45,900 --> 01:38:47,900
Okay, I'll start.

2044
01:38:47,900 --> 01:38:49,900
I know you know what I rarely ever start.

2045
01:38:49,900 --> 01:38:50,900
I'll start.

2046
01:38:50,900 --> 01:38:52,900
I give it a fucking.

2047
01:38:52,900 --> 01:38:59,900
So we go from B, which is what we which is our highest rating with pluses and minuses and then with pluses and minuses.

2048
01:38:59,900 --> 01:39:02,900
And then it goes CDF.

2049
01:39:02,900 --> 01:39:04,900
F is F is bad.

2050
01:39:04,900 --> 01:39:08,900
But it maybe you shouldn't watch it if you're not in the mood for that.

2051
01:39:08,900 --> 01:39:11,900
But F is you might watch it if you're in the mood.

2052
01:39:11,900 --> 01:39:13,900
You might if you're looking for some schlock.

2053
01:39:13,900 --> 01:39:14,900
Right.

2054
01:39:14,900 --> 01:39:15,900
Put it on.

2055
01:39:15,900 --> 01:39:25,900
W we put it in the at the level where it's not even worth for the entertainment value of a bad movie like to watch.

2056
01:39:25,900 --> 01:39:26,900
You didn't watch it.

2057
01:39:26,900 --> 01:39:27,900
Yeah.

2058
01:39:27,900 --> 01:39:28,900
Waste of time.

2059
01:39:28,900 --> 01:39:29,900
Yeah.

2060
01:39:29,900 --> 01:39:30,900
Waste of time.

2061
01:39:30,900 --> 01:39:31,900
So I'll start.

2062
01:39:31,900 --> 01:39:32,900
I give it a W.

2063
01:39:32,900 --> 01:39:33,900
Is that the first W?

2064
01:39:33,900 --> 01:39:34,900
No.

2065
01:39:34,900 --> 01:39:35,900
This is the first Andy.

2066
01:39:35,900 --> 01:39:36,900
Okay.

2067
01:39:36,900 --> 01:39:37,900
Collective W.

2068
01:39:37,900 --> 01:39:39,900
They've done like a terrifying.

2069
01:39:39,900 --> 01:39:40,900
Terrifying.

2070
01:39:40,900 --> 01:39:41,900
I think we did.

2071
01:39:41,900 --> 01:39:43,900
If you love the horror genre, it's not a W.

2072
01:39:43,900 --> 01:39:47,900
It's like a kind of a mind slug in between a W and an F.

2073
01:39:47,900 --> 01:39:49,900
Terrifying didn't end up as a W.

2074
01:39:49,900 --> 01:39:50,900
I think it ended up as an F.

2075
01:39:50,900 --> 01:39:52,900
I don't think we had one end as a W.

2076
01:39:52,900 --> 01:39:54,900
The Bob one ended as a W.

2077
01:39:54,900 --> 01:39:55,900
Yo, there's been okay.

2078
01:39:55,900 --> 01:39:57,900
I think Sleepwalk Kill was a W.

2079
01:39:57,900 --> 01:39:58,900
And I think.

2080
01:39:58,900 --> 01:39:59,900
And the Naked one.

2081
01:39:59,900 --> 01:40:02,900
If you don't stop dot dot dot you'll go fucking blind.

2082
01:40:02,900 --> 01:40:04,900
I swear to God if I was to talk about that movie again.

2083
01:40:04,900 --> 01:40:06,900
The surprising one that was almost a W.

2084
01:40:06,900 --> 01:40:08,900
Both our W's were Bob's before.

2085
01:40:08,900 --> 01:40:10,900
Bob had the only W.

2086
01:40:10,900 --> 01:40:16,900
What's that fucking one with the cult classic that we watched and we're like why is this so popular?

2087
01:40:16,900 --> 01:40:17,900
Oh.

2088
01:40:17,900 --> 01:40:20,900
With the.

2089
01:40:20,900 --> 01:40:21,900
Early on?

2090
01:40:21,900 --> 01:40:23,900
Yeah, it was early on with the fucking.

2091
01:40:23,900 --> 01:40:24,900
Might have been while I was in the hospital.

2092
01:40:24,900 --> 01:40:26,900
We've done 30 movies.

2093
01:40:26,900 --> 01:40:32,900
I just realized once we get a good W list going with how the kids are saying like taking an L taking a W.

2094
01:40:32,900 --> 01:40:35,900
We're going to make a bunch of like uneducated listeners.

2095
01:40:35,900 --> 01:40:36,900
Hey, those are the good ones.

2096
01:40:36,900 --> 01:40:37,900
These are the good ones.

2097
01:40:37,900 --> 01:40:38,900
These are the W's.

2098
01:40:38,900 --> 01:40:40,900
Oh shit.

2099
01:40:40,900 --> 01:40:42,900
That's their problem.

2100
01:40:42,900 --> 01:40:43,900
They're going to have a good time.

2101
01:40:43,900 --> 01:40:44,900
Yeah.

2102
01:40:44,900 --> 01:40:46,900
If any Gen Z's are listening out.

2103
01:40:46,900 --> 01:40:47,900
Here's a W from Andy.

2104
01:40:47,900 --> 01:40:48,900
It's slipstream.

2105
01:40:48,900 --> 01:40:54,900
If a movie just completely transcends B plus which would be so rare that's an L.

2106
01:40:54,900 --> 01:40:57,900
For legendary.

2107
01:40:57,900 --> 01:40:58,900
I'm a W on this one.

2108
01:40:58,900 --> 01:41:00,900
The L for legendary.

2109
01:41:00,900 --> 01:41:02,900
I'm a W on this one.

2110
01:41:02,900 --> 01:41:05,900
But real quick Mark Hamill if you're listening you're not.

2111
01:41:05,900 --> 01:41:06,900
I know that.

2112
01:41:06,900 --> 01:41:09,900
Because I see how many downloads we've had.

2113
01:41:09,900 --> 01:41:12,900
And it would be very weird if you were one of those.

2114
01:41:12,900 --> 01:41:17,900
If you ever listen to this you're great.

2115
01:41:17,900 --> 01:41:18,900
And Bill Paxton.

2116
01:41:18,900 --> 01:41:19,900
Well, he's dead.

2117
01:41:19,900 --> 01:41:20,900
Then fuck it.

2118
01:41:20,900 --> 01:41:22,900
Mark Hamill you're great.

2119
01:41:22,900 --> 01:41:23,900
You're great.

2120
01:41:23,900 --> 01:41:24,900
I love you in a lot of things.

2121
01:41:24,900 --> 01:41:25,900
The Joker.

2122
01:41:25,900 --> 01:41:26,900
Fuck.

2123
01:41:26,900 --> 01:41:27,900
I mean it's great.

2124
01:41:27,900 --> 01:41:28,900
But this movie.

2125
01:41:28,900 --> 01:41:31,900
I think you knew you were playing it tongue in cheek.

2126
01:41:31,900 --> 01:41:32,900
Yeah, exactly.

2127
01:41:32,900 --> 01:41:34,900
You did eat for what you were trying to do.

2128
01:41:34,900 --> 01:41:35,900
Fine.

2129
01:41:35,900 --> 01:41:37,900
I'm sorry for bro but this movie was not good.

2130
01:41:37,900 --> 01:41:38,900
This movie was bad.

2131
01:41:38,900 --> 01:41:39,900
Okay, so it's a W for me.

2132
01:41:39,900 --> 01:41:40,900
I'm sorry.

2133
01:41:40,900 --> 01:41:44,900
Yeah, also a W for me.

2134
01:41:44,900 --> 01:41:48,900
With the mindset of watching it to make fun of I'd give it a D minus.

2135
01:41:48,900 --> 01:41:49,900
Okay.

2136
01:41:49,900 --> 01:41:50,900
Wow.

2137
01:41:50,900 --> 01:41:52,900
So I felt bad for Mark Hamill the whole time.

2138
01:41:52,900 --> 01:41:54,900
I'm like this guy just wanted to do something different.

2139
01:41:54,900 --> 01:41:55,900
This is like in the prime of him.

2140
01:41:55,900 --> 01:41:57,900
Like fuck everyone keeps calling me Luke Skywalker.

2141
01:41:57,900 --> 01:41:58,900
Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars.

2142
01:41:58,900 --> 01:42:01,900
He almost Harrison Forded but he didn't.

2143
01:42:01,900 --> 01:42:04,900
He just hummed through the whole time.

2144
01:42:04,900 --> 01:42:06,900
I liked the whole stupid plot.

2145
01:42:06,900 --> 01:42:09,900
But it should have chose music that was the same as Star Wars music.

2146
01:42:09,900 --> 01:42:11,900
That wasn't his choice.

2147
01:42:11,900 --> 01:42:13,900
I liked Bob Peck as the robot.

2148
01:42:13,900 --> 01:42:15,900
I just liked his whole story.

2149
01:42:15,900 --> 01:42:18,900
This autistic Jesus Terminator type storyline.

2150
01:42:18,900 --> 01:42:19,900
Yeah.

2151
01:42:19,900 --> 01:42:21,900
Like you said, better movie.

2152
01:42:21,900 --> 01:42:23,900
And like the same reason.

2153
01:42:23,900 --> 01:42:25,900
Watching it to make fun of it.

2154
01:42:25,900 --> 01:42:28,900
But this movie barely kept me hanging on.

2155
01:42:28,900 --> 01:42:31,900
Okay, something kind of happened.

2156
01:42:31,900 --> 01:42:32,900
Okay, there's some tits.

2157
01:42:32,900 --> 01:42:33,900
It's hard to watch.

2158
01:42:33,900 --> 01:42:34,900
There's some funny stupid thing.

2159
01:42:34,900 --> 01:42:36,900
That guy looks like an ego Montoya.

2160
01:42:36,900 --> 01:42:40,900
Like originally after I finished the movie,

2161
01:42:40,900 --> 01:42:42,900
I was like okay that's just a solid D.

2162
01:42:42,900 --> 01:42:44,900
But us talking about it more,

2163
01:42:44,900 --> 01:42:46,900
brings me down to an F-.

2164
01:42:46,900 --> 01:42:49,900
I won't say that's the lowest deal.

2165
01:42:49,900 --> 01:42:51,900
Definitely did feel like homework.

2166
01:42:51,900 --> 01:42:52,900
Yeah, definitely felt like homework.

2167
01:42:52,900 --> 01:42:55,900
So based off everything that you've heard.

2168
01:42:55,900 --> 01:42:57,900
Oh, that's a B+.

2169
01:42:57,900 --> 01:43:00,900
I love watching you guys scramble about like how much.

2170
01:43:00,900 --> 01:43:03,900
You need to be finished.

2171
01:43:03,900 --> 01:43:04,900
Based on everything you heard,

2172
01:43:04,900 --> 01:43:06,900
I hope that you too can watch the movie

2173
01:43:06,900 --> 01:43:08,900
and get your own opinion.

2174
01:43:08,900 --> 01:43:09,900
Then you'll have a vote.

2175
01:43:09,900 --> 01:43:12,900
He's plugging his spinoff podcast.

2176
01:43:12,900 --> 01:43:14,900
Which is the Fried Zach podcast.

2177
01:43:14,900 --> 01:43:16,900
So he reviews the podcast.

2178
01:43:16,900 --> 01:43:20,900
It's called Quality Fried Rice.

2179
01:43:20,900 --> 01:43:23,900
He reviews this podcast and gives a B+,

2180
01:43:23,900 --> 01:43:25,900
because he just loves seeing us talk about it.

2181
01:43:25,900 --> 01:43:27,900
He doesn't have to watch the movie.

2182
01:43:27,900 --> 01:43:28,900
It's such a great.

2183
01:43:28,900 --> 01:43:30,900
I don't want to waste my time watching a two hour movie.

2184
01:43:30,900 --> 01:43:32,900
I can listen to a two hour podcast.

2185
01:43:32,900 --> 01:43:35,900
Jesus, you're right.

2186
01:43:35,900 --> 01:43:37,900
We spent about as much time as they spent on planes

2187
01:43:37,900 --> 01:43:39,900
talking about this movie.

2188
01:43:39,900 --> 01:43:41,900
And kites, there was a kite, don't forget.

2189
01:43:41,900 --> 01:43:46,900
We have two W's, a D- and an F+.

2190
01:43:46,900 --> 01:43:48,900
F-.

2191
01:43:48,900 --> 01:43:49,900
Pretty much an F.

2192
01:43:49,900 --> 01:43:51,900
So it's pretty much a solid F.

2193
01:43:51,900 --> 01:43:52,900
F- yeah.

2194
01:43:52,900 --> 01:43:53,900
I'll do solid F.

2195
01:43:53,900 --> 01:43:55,900
Because the D, I mean yeah,

2196
01:43:55,900 --> 01:43:58,900
it would be an F-, but you know,

2197
01:43:58,900 --> 01:43:59,900
F- just feels too...

2198
01:43:59,900 --> 01:44:00,900
Now W is so down though.

2199
01:44:00,900 --> 01:44:03,900
That's why we say F-, not W.

2200
01:44:03,900 --> 01:44:05,900
What do you guys feel? F-?

2201
01:44:05,900 --> 01:44:06,900
What do you feel?

2202
01:44:06,900 --> 01:44:09,900
W+, F-, W+.

2203
01:44:09,900 --> 01:44:12,900
I would say F-, but I wouldn't care if you guys gave it a W.

2204
01:44:12,900 --> 01:44:13,900
No, let's go.

2205
01:44:13,900 --> 01:44:15,900
We're going to go F-.

2206
01:44:15,900 --> 01:44:16,900
We'll go F- for...

2207
01:44:16,900 --> 01:44:18,900
If you really want to see Mark Hamill in some...

2208
01:44:18,900 --> 01:44:20,900
In something other than stuff.

2209
01:44:20,900 --> 01:44:23,900
And another guy attacking women for some reason,

2210
01:44:23,900 --> 01:44:25,900
then you watch this.

2211
01:44:25,900 --> 01:44:27,900
That's what you're into.

2212
01:44:27,900 --> 01:44:29,900
A little bit of leftover rice for this though.

2213
01:44:29,900 --> 01:44:32,900
When they go to the Colts Wind people,

2214
01:44:32,900 --> 01:44:34,900
and they're like, what do we do with this guy?

2215
01:44:34,900 --> 01:44:37,900
And they're like, time to do a fucking kite.

2216
01:44:37,900 --> 01:44:40,900
They couldn't come up with anything more creative than that.

2217
01:44:40,900 --> 01:44:44,900
They could have just done like King Kong and strapped it to the top.

2218
01:44:44,900 --> 01:44:45,900
But once again, I guess that slipstream thing,

2219
01:44:45,900 --> 01:44:47,900
the wind, the dust blowing through it all.

2220
01:44:47,900 --> 01:44:49,900
It would have been more creative.

2221
01:44:49,900 --> 01:44:50,900
No fucking idea.

2222
01:44:50,900 --> 01:44:52,900
I was like, how is he up there?

2223
01:44:52,900 --> 01:44:54,900
Because they never explained that fully.

2224
01:44:54,900 --> 01:44:58,900
I slept on the whole slipstream thing.

2225
01:44:58,900 --> 01:45:00,900
They pissed off the editor enough.

2226
01:45:00,900 --> 01:45:02,900
He was like, I'm going to fuck this thing up.

2227
01:45:02,900 --> 01:45:04,900
But they left that so much out of the movie.

2228
01:45:04,900 --> 01:45:05,900
It was really dumb on their part.

2229
01:45:05,900 --> 01:45:07,900
There was parts where I left it playing,

2230
01:45:07,900 --> 01:45:09,900
and I went and checked with the kids or something like that.

2231
01:45:09,900 --> 01:45:11,900
I came back and all of a sudden the dance party happened.

2232
01:45:11,900 --> 01:45:14,900
They were just in the desert.

2233
01:45:14,900 --> 01:45:16,900
It's like Sonic 2.

2234
01:45:16,900 --> 01:45:18,900
See, that's why he raided it so hard.

2235
01:45:18,900 --> 01:45:20,900
Because he got the lead.

2236
01:45:20,900 --> 01:45:22,900
You just stole the place.

2237
01:45:22,900 --> 01:45:25,900
I paused it right when it got to them singing and dancing.

2238
01:45:25,900 --> 01:45:28,900
I paused it and I went and microwaved Kirkland meatballs.

2239
01:45:28,900 --> 01:45:32,900
I was like, that's just where I go get food.

2240
01:45:32,900 --> 01:45:35,900
Staring at the cook in the microwave for 10 minutes was...

2241
01:45:35,900 --> 01:45:36,900
It's a bad movie.

2242
01:45:36,900 --> 01:45:38,900
It's so bad.

2243
01:45:38,900 --> 01:45:40,900
How does it not get a joke?

2244
01:45:40,900 --> 01:45:43,900
You guys have all seen the two Sonic movies, right?

2245
01:45:43,900 --> 01:45:44,900
The new ones?

2246
01:45:44,900 --> 01:45:45,900
Yeah.

2247
01:45:45,900 --> 01:45:46,900
No.

2248
01:45:46,900 --> 01:45:47,900
You should.

2249
01:45:47,900 --> 01:45:50,900
I just watched the complete discourse of how so many fans got mad

2250
01:45:50,900 --> 01:45:53,900
that they had to go back and spend millions of dollars to change the movie.

2251
01:45:53,900 --> 01:45:55,900
I thought that was great.

2252
01:45:55,900 --> 01:45:57,900
But they made it look great.

2253
01:45:57,900 --> 01:45:58,900
I bet they did.

2254
01:45:58,900 --> 01:46:02,900
The first Sonic movie is so solid of a movie.

2255
01:46:02,900 --> 01:46:05,900
You should go watch it just to go watch a Sonic movie that's fucking good.

2256
01:46:05,900 --> 01:46:06,900
It's good.

2257
01:46:06,900 --> 01:46:07,900
It's as good as...

2258
01:46:07,900 --> 01:46:08,900
It's a Mario movie.

2259
01:46:08,900 --> 01:46:10,900
Way better.

2260
01:46:10,900 --> 01:46:11,900
Whoa.

2261
01:46:11,900 --> 01:46:13,900
I'd say it's on even ground.

2262
01:46:13,900 --> 01:46:15,900
Even ground, maybe a step below.

2263
01:46:15,900 --> 01:46:21,900
Because the Mario movie is so packed with what you want, right?

2264
01:46:21,900 --> 01:46:24,900
Like in Mario, it gives you all of it.

2265
01:46:24,900 --> 01:46:25,900
It hits you full force.

2266
01:46:25,900 --> 01:46:27,900
You have to rewind scenes and watch...

2267
01:46:27,900 --> 01:46:30,900
I'd re-round that one scene where they're doing the...

2268
01:46:30,900 --> 01:46:33,900
Him and Luigi are doing a side-by-side running.

2269
01:46:33,900 --> 01:46:35,900
I'm just saying that movie's all fans.

2270
01:46:35,900 --> 01:46:37,900
I enjoyed the Sonic movie more.

2271
01:46:37,900 --> 01:46:38,900
But just because...

2272
01:46:38,900 --> 01:46:39,900
There's a plot.

2273
01:46:39,900 --> 01:46:45,900
Well, just because it was not forcing it into the Sonic world.

2274
01:46:45,900 --> 01:46:46,900
It was a movie.

2275
01:46:46,900 --> 01:46:48,900
Well, Sonic coming into our world.

2276
01:46:48,900 --> 01:46:50,900
I felt like Mario was a great fan service.

2277
01:46:50,900 --> 01:46:51,900
They didn't force it into...

2278
01:46:51,900 --> 01:46:53,900
Jack Black and Bowser is good casting, too.

2279
01:46:53,900 --> 01:46:55,900
You could have had anyone play Mario.

2280
01:46:55,900 --> 01:46:56,900
It's not bad.

2281
01:46:56,900 --> 01:46:57,900
It's a good movie.

2282
01:46:57,900 --> 01:46:58,900
It's not bad at all.

2283
01:46:58,900 --> 01:46:59,900
It's a good movie.

2284
01:46:59,900 --> 01:47:00,900
They're both great.

2285
01:47:00,900 --> 01:47:01,900
They're both great movies.

2286
01:47:01,900 --> 01:47:03,900
I haven't seen either the Sonic or the Mario movies.

2287
01:47:03,900 --> 01:47:04,900
We're saying which one's better.

2288
01:47:04,900 --> 01:47:06,900
They're both the total opposite of what you guys just watched.

2289
01:47:06,900 --> 01:47:11,900
I just wanted to know how they compete because I think Sega and Nintendo compete with those two flagships.

2290
01:47:11,900 --> 01:47:12,900
It's kind of like that.

2291
01:47:12,900 --> 01:47:14,900
Sega's not really a big property anymore.

2292
01:47:14,900 --> 01:47:15,900
Honestly, the Sega...

2293
01:47:15,900 --> 01:47:18,900
But Sonic is a little more adult than Mario when you watch him plot-wise.

2294
01:47:18,900 --> 01:47:26,900
I'm more pumped for another Sonic movie, I think, because they're going to introduce...

2295
01:47:26,900 --> 01:47:27,900
Knuckles.

2296
01:47:27,900 --> 01:47:28,900
Shadow.

2297
01:47:28,900 --> 01:47:29,900
No, not Knuckles.

2298
01:47:29,900 --> 01:47:31,900
They're going to introduce Shadow.

2299
01:47:31,900 --> 01:47:33,900
Yeah, they're introducing Shadow as a...

2300
01:47:33,900 --> 01:47:35,900
Is it like Who Framed Roger Rabbit style?

2301
01:47:35,900 --> 01:47:36,900
No, it's not.

2302
01:47:36,900 --> 01:47:37,900
Straight cartoon.

2303
01:47:37,900 --> 01:47:38,900
Well, it's a...

2304
01:47:38,900 --> 01:47:39,900
Straight cartoon.

2305
01:47:39,900 --> 01:47:40,900
No, because there's...

2306
01:47:40,900 --> 01:47:41,900
Well, no, he's animated.

2307
01:47:41,900 --> 01:47:42,900
He's only animated.

2308
01:47:42,900 --> 01:47:43,900
It's not all of them.

2309
01:47:43,900 --> 01:47:44,900
When you say...

2310
01:47:44,900 --> 01:47:50,900
When you say, are you saying did they incorporate CGI characters into a movie like they've been

2311
01:47:50,900 --> 01:47:52,900
doing flawlessly for 20 years?

2312
01:47:52,900 --> 01:47:53,900
Yes.

2313
01:47:53,900 --> 01:47:55,900
I don't know anything about the Sonic movie at all.

2314
01:47:55,900 --> 01:48:00,900
Well, no, it's the same as the Garfield movie, except a thousand times better.

2315
01:48:00,900 --> 01:48:03,900
With a lot of characters with CGI on them, too.

2316
01:48:03,900 --> 01:48:06,900
So you have the guy from...

2317
01:48:06,900 --> 01:48:10,900
He was from Lost, and he's been in a lot of stuff.

2318
01:48:10,900 --> 01:48:11,900
What?

2319
01:48:11,900 --> 01:48:12,900
Give me something that people are going to be...

2320
01:48:12,900 --> 01:48:13,900
What race is it?

2321
01:48:13,900 --> 01:48:14,900
Lost?

2322
01:48:14,900 --> 01:48:15,900
The guy from...

2323
01:48:15,900 --> 01:48:16,900
I was going to say something like...

2324
01:48:16,900 --> 01:48:17,900
Anyway, it's got the...

2325
01:48:17,900 --> 01:48:18,900
I've never heard of Lost.

2326
01:48:18,900 --> 01:48:20,900
It's got a character from Lost as the main guy.

2327
01:48:20,900 --> 01:48:21,900
Sorry.

2328
01:48:21,900 --> 01:48:22,900
What, from Sonic?

2329
01:48:22,900 --> 01:48:24,900
I don't remember what else he's been in right now.

2330
01:48:24,900 --> 01:48:29,900
I'm looking at it on levels of CGI to live action, kind of like Spy Kids was almost all

2331
01:48:29,900 --> 01:48:31,900
CGI, just see their faces.

2332
01:48:31,900 --> 01:48:36,900
And there's the Alvin and the Chipmunks, where it's just the three CGI's in the real world.

2333
01:48:36,900 --> 01:48:37,900
More 50-50ish.

2334
01:48:37,900 --> 01:48:38,900
It's more Alvin and the Chipmunk.

2335
01:48:38,900 --> 01:48:39,900
Yeah, more Alvin.

2336
01:48:39,900 --> 01:48:40,900
It's definitely more...

2337
01:48:40,900 --> 01:48:42,900
But kind of in between those two examples.

2338
01:48:42,900 --> 01:48:44,900
Here's Sonic affecting the real world around him.

2339
01:48:44,900 --> 01:48:45,900
Okay.

2340
01:48:45,900 --> 01:48:47,900
Sonic and Tails are like the only characters that...

2341
01:48:47,900 --> 01:48:48,900
They look great, though.

2342
01:48:48,900 --> 01:48:52,900
They look seamlessly put into the world.

2343
01:48:52,900 --> 01:48:53,900
They look real.

2344
01:48:53,900 --> 01:48:54,900
They look real.

2345
01:48:54,900 --> 01:48:55,900
They have shadows and stuff.

2346
01:48:55,900 --> 01:48:56,900
They make it...

2347
01:48:56,900 --> 01:48:58,900
Well, the film looks real.

2348
01:48:58,900 --> 01:49:01,900
The production quality they did on the Sonic movies is phenomenal.

2349
01:49:01,900 --> 01:49:03,900
People clowned the original trailers.

2350
01:49:03,900 --> 01:49:05,900
Well, the trailer was crap.

2351
01:49:05,900 --> 01:49:07,900
The original before they changed it...

2352
01:49:07,900 --> 01:49:08,900
It looked trash.

2353
01:49:08,900 --> 01:49:13,900
I saw a comment and it had that Sonic, the original one, but they gave him Steve Buscemi eyes.

2354
01:49:13,900 --> 01:49:16,900
Yeah, the theory on that is they did that to Bomb Perfect.

2355
01:49:16,900 --> 01:49:19,900
Did you see the Star Wars fight that they just did and changed the...

2356
01:49:19,900 --> 01:49:21,900
That's the theory came out.

2357
01:49:21,900 --> 01:49:25,900
They made Sonic look so horribly bad that it created an uprising, and they're like,

2358
01:49:25,900 --> 01:49:28,900
all right, we'll change it, so then they released the actual Sonic.

2359
01:49:28,900 --> 01:49:29,900
They generated Buscemi.

2360
01:49:29,900 --> 01:49:30,900
Yeah.

2361
01:49:30,900 --> 01:49:35,900
I mean, that's one way to bullshit your way out of a bad Sonic movie.

2362
01:49:35,900 --> 01:49:36,900
Yeah, I don't think that happened.

2363
01:49:36,900 --> 01:49:40,900
Well, if they did that, because they only did the fucking trailer, so like...

2364
01:49:40,900 --> 01:49:44,900
If they actually did that and just made this trailer look bad, and they're like,

2365
01:49:44,900 --> 01:49:47,900
well, let's see if we do it like this, how they'll react.

2366
01:49:47,900 --> 01:49:52,900
I love that they have that ugly Sonic character as a character in the Chip and Dale movie.

2367
01:49:52,900 --> 01:49:53,900
Yeah.

2368
01:49:53,900 --> 01:49:54,900
Disney.

2369
01:49:54,900 --> 01:49:55,900
That slipstream.

2370
01:49:55,900 --> 01:49:56,900
I didn't see that, but I heard it.

2371
01:49:56,900 --> 01:49:57,900
It was so bad.

2372
01:49:57,900 --> 01:49:58,900
So they moved on.

2373
01:49:58,900 --> 01:49:59,900
So we keep switching off.

2374
01:49:59,900 --> 01:50:01,900
We talked about like two other movies.

2375
01:50:01,900 --> 01:50:03,900
What's the next movie?

2376
01:50:03,900 --> 01:50:05,900
Oh, yeah, we can do recommendations for the next movie.

2377
01:50:05,900 --> 01:50:06,900
Because we're done on that one.

2378
01:50:06,900 --> 01:50:07,900
It's a nice one.

2379
01:50:07,900 --> 01:50:08,900
It's done.

2380
01:50:08,900 --> 01:50:09,900
Yeah, we gotta...

2381
01:50:09,900 --> 01:50:10,900
I gotta leave here soon.

2382
01:50:10,900 --> 01:50:11,900
We gotta wrap this up.

2383
01:50:11,900 --> 01:50:12,900
We'll put a roof...

2384
01:50:12,900 --> 01:50:15,900
Yeah, I never want to talk about it again.

2385
01:50:15,900 --> 01:50:16,900
So my...

2386
01:50:16,900 --> 01:50:18,900
Until we do a live reaction with all of us sitting together.

2387
01:50:18,900 --> 01:50:20,900
Yeah, because it can't even be...

2388
01:50:20,900 --> 01:50:23,900
Eventually, tonight we're going to make our bottom fire, probably, because it's going to be like...

2389
01:50:23,900 --> 01:50:24,900
Nah, I promise.

2390
01:50:24,900 --> 01:50:26,900
There's going to be all W's eventually.

2391
01:50:26,900 --> 01:50:29,900
So my pick for Tubi...

2392
01:50:29,900 --> 01:50:31,900
Oh, hey, Brady.

2393
01:50:31,900 --> 01:50:32,900
Hey.

2394
01:50:32,900 --> 01:50:33,900
Auto-play's great, isn't it?

2395
01:50:33,900 --> 01:50:34,900
Auto-play.

2396
01:50:34,900 --> 01:50:35,900
Yeah, Dave.

2397
01:50:35,900 --> 01:50:36,900
That's the one bad thing Tubi does, at least they change the auto-play.

2398
01:50:36,900 --> 01:50:37,900
Oh, baby, I miss you.

2399
01:50:37,900 --> 01:50:40,900
I was like, have you guys done any from my list?

2400
01:50:40,900 --> 01:50:41,900
No.

2401
01:50:41,900 --> 01:50:42,900
I'm sorry, maybe one.

2402
01:50:42,900 --> 01:50:45,900
And then we forgot your list existed.

2403
01:50:45,900 --> 01:50:47,900
What's the luck turned on our dice?

2404
01:50:47,900 --> 01:50:50,900
We were done with that kind of crap.

2405
01:50:50,900 --> 01:50:51,900
I picked...

2406
01:50:51,900 --> 01:50:52,900
Okay, so here's my movie.

2407
01:50:52,900 --> 01:50:53,900
Hi.

2408
01:50:53,900 --> 01:50:54,900
Dog Pound.

2409
01:50:54,900 --> 01:50:55,900
I'm doing something a little bit...

2410
01:50:55,900 --> 01:50:58,900
I'm just going a little bit different than what we normally do.

2411
01:50:58,900 --> 01:50:59,900
So I watched...

2412
01:50:59,900 --> 01:51:06,900
Facebook Shorts came up with a clip of like when bullying goes too far, and it showed

2413
01:51:06,900 --> 01:51:11,900
some kid in a juvenile prison getting bullied by some people, and then his buddy goes in

2414
01:51:11,900 --> 01:51:14,900
and starts fucking those dudes up, and I thought it was awesome.

2415
01:51:14,900 --> 01:51:16,900
So I looked it up, and it's called Dog Pound.

2416
01:51:16,900 --> 01:51:24,900
And what makes it interesting for maybe like two people in the audience, it's one of the

2417
01:51:24,900 --> 01:51:31,900
characters that's played by Shane Kipple, who if you've ever watched the mid-2000s Degrassi,

2418
01:51:31,900 --> 01:51:33,900
the one that had Drake in it.

2419
01:51:33,900 --> 01:51:36,900
If you ever watched that, he was Drake's best friend.

2420
01:51:36,900 --> 01:51:40,900
His name was Spitter in the show, and he was like the bad guy.

2421
01:51:40,900 --> 01:51:45,900
If the things that are in your brain could be like instead of characters and stuff, if

2422
01:51:45,900 --> 01:51:50,900
you could have like scientific knowledge instead of that, you'd be a millionaire.

2423
01:51:50,900 --> 01:51:55,900
So you're saying that the knowledge I chose to put into my brain is not...

2424
01:51:55,900 --> 01:51:56,900
It's great.

2425
01:51:56,900 --> 01:51:58,900
It's your autism is amazing to me.

2426
01:51:58,900 --> 01:51:59,900
Okay.

2427
01:51:59,900 --> 01:52:00,900
I think it's cool.

2428
01:52:00,900 --> 01:52:03,900
It's like some people do numbers and they learn to play the piano.

2429
01:52:03,900 --> 01:52:06,900
Somehow that sounded super condescending.

2430
01:52:06,900 --> 01:52:08,900
No, it was not at all.

2431
01:52:08,900 --> 01:52:09,900
I like you.

2432
01:52:09,900 --> 01:52:12,900
I was looking down the movie, I just remember seeing that exact title card for it.

2433
01:52:12,900 --> 01:52:13,900
How you get to things.

2434
01:52:13,900 --> 01:52:16,900
I remember that title on Netflix all the time and never watching it.

2435
01:52:16,900 --> 01:52:17,900
Yeah.

2436
01:52:17,900 --> 01:52:19,900
How you get to things is amazing to me.

2437
01:52:19,900 --> 01:52:20,900
I might have watched it.

2438
01:52:20,900 --> 01:52:21,900
It's great.

2439
01:52:21,900 --> 01:52:22,900
I love it.

2440
01:52:22,900 --> 01:52:23,900
That's why I love it.

2441
01:52:23,900 --> 01:52:26,900
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

2442
01:52:26,900 --> 01:52:30,900
You know, I have a movie suggestion from my list, I remember.

2443
01:52:30,900 --> 01:52:31,900
Okay.

2444
01:52:31,900 --> 01:52:32,900
No, I'm a stickler for the rules.

2445
01:52:32,900 --> 01:52:33,900
You can't fuck him.

2446
01:52:33,900 --> 01:52:38,900
No, technically the rules allow him to make a suggestion.

2447
01:52:38,900 --> 01:52:39,900
He's here.

2448
01:52:39,900 --> 01:52:42,900
Yeah, if you're here, you can make a suggestion.

2449
01:52:42,900 --> 01:52:45,900
I created the book, god damn it.

2450
01:52:45,900 --> 01:52:47,900
Devil damn it.

2451
01:52:47,900 --> 01:52:48,900
Devil damn it.

2452
01:52:48,900 --> 01:52:49,900
Devil damn it.

2453
01:52:49,900 --> 01:52:50,900
I can do either or.

2454
01:52:50,900 --> 01:52:51,900
I'm bisexual.

2455
01:52:51,900 --> 01:52:52,900
He's the choose.

2456
01:52:52,900 --> 01:52:53,900
He's bigodual.

2457
01:52:53,900 --> 01:52:54,900
Yeah, sestual.

2458
01:52:54,900 --> 01:52:55,900
Sestual.

2459
01:52:55,900 --> 01:52:56,900
I'm sestual.

2460
01:52:56,900 --> 01:52:57,900
I'm bull.

2461
01:52:57,900 --> 01:52:58,900
I'd like a movie that we all enjoy.

2462
01:52:58,900 --> 01:52:59,900
CES.

2463
01:52:59,900 --> 01:53:00,900
Which would be Bubba Hotel.

2464
01:53:00,900 --> 01:53:01,900
Bubba Hotel, okay.

2465
01:53:01,900 --> 01:53:02,900
That's solid.

2466
01:53:02,900 --> 01:53:03,900
That's pretty solid.

2467
01:53:03,900 --> 01:53:04,900
Is it on Tubi still?

2468
01:53:04,900 --> 01:53:05,900
Yeah, I just saw it.

2469
01:53:05,900 --> 01:53:12,900
I looked it up, but we can look it up here.

2470
01:53:12,900 --> 01:53:13,900
What is that?

2471
01:53:13,900 --> 01:53:14,900
That sounds like an interesting name.

2472
01:53:14,900 --> 01:53:15,900
Bubba Hotel.

2473
01:53:15,900 --> 01:53:18,900
Oh, it's a guy that thinks he's Elvis.

2474
01:53:18,900 --> 01:53:19,900
Elvis, yeah.

2475
01:53:19,900 --> 01:53:25,900
Retirement home, and then a mummy comes in and starts sucking the souls out of old people's

2476
01:53:25,900 --> 01:53:27,900
assholes, and he tries to stop it with his-

2477
01:53:27,900 --> 01:53:28,900
What?

2478
01:53:28,900 --> 01:53:29,900
That's actually the storyline?

2479
01:53:29,900 --> 01:53:32,900
With his friend who is a black man in a wheelchair who thinks he's Jimmy Carter.

2480
01:53:32,900 --> 01:53:33,900
What's the movie?

2481
01:53:33,900 --> 01:53:34,900
It's Centipede?

2482
01:53:34,900 --> 01:53:35,900
Centipede?

2483
01:53:35,900 --> 01:53:36,900
Yeah.

2484
01:53:36,900 --> 01:53:37,900
What's the name of that movie?

2485
01:53:37,900 --> 01:53:38,900
No, it's Bubba Hotel.

2486
01:53:38,900 --> 01:53:39,900
Bubba Hotel.

2487
01:53:39,900 --> 01:53:40,900
No, sucking the souls out of their assholes.

2488
01:53:40,900 --> 01:53:41,900
But that's how it gets to souls.

2489
01:53:41,900 --> 01:53:44,900
We can look it up, see if it's on TV.

2490
01:53:44,900 --> 01:53:47,900
That was a X-Files episode, I remember.

2491
01:53:47,900 --> 01:53:48,900
Was it?

2492
01:53:48,900 --> 01:53:49,900
Yeah, there was a little-

2493
01:53:49,900 --> 01:53:50,900
Yeah, see?

2494
01:53:50,900 --> 01:53:51,900
It was sucking souls out of butt holes.

2495
01:53:51,900 --> 01:53:52,900
I'm not wrong.

2496
01:53:52,900 --> 01:53:53,900
That was it, man.

2497
01:53:53,900 --> 01:53:54,900
It was one of the guys-

2498
01:53:54,900 --> 01:53:55,900
I don't think that's what it says on there.

2499
01:53:55,900 --> 01:53:56,900
JFK, he thinks that his buddy is-

2500
01:53:56,900 --> 01:53:57,900
Oh, JFK.

2501
01:53:57,900 --> 01:54:00,900
An aging Elvis forces fellow nursing home resident, believes he's JFK, to fight a mummy

2502
01:54:00,900 --> 01:54:03,900
who wants to steal his soul, and then you think I'm lying about the butt hole thing

2503
01:54:03,900 --> 01:54:04,900
for one reason.

2504
01:54:04,900 --> 01:54:05,900
No, I don't think you're lying.

2505
01:54:05,900 --> 01:54:06,900
I just said it's a funny way to do it.

2506
01:54:06,900 --> 01:54:07,900
Oh, okay.

2507
01:54:07,900 --> 01:54:09,900
You're just like, no, that's not right, but I'm like, it is.

2508
01:54:09,900 --> 01:54:10,900
No, not that it's not right.

2509
01:54:10,900 --> 01:54:12,900
I'm saying it doesn't sound right.

2510
01:54:12,900 --> 01:54:14,900
All right, what's your suggestion?

2511
01:54:14,900 --> 01:54:19,900
My suggestion is Stallone and Manderes in Assassins.

2512
01:54:19,900 --> 01:54:21,900
Oh, geez.

2513
01:54:21,900 --> 01:54:24,900
That's actually a good movie, yes.

2514
01:54:24,900 --> 01:54:25,900
Maybe, I don't know.

2515
01:54:25,900 --> 01:54:27,900
You picked that to clench your palate after this one.

2516
01:54:27,900 --> 01:54:29,900
Yeah, well, no, it just was in my-

2517
01:54:29,900 --> 01:54:34,900
veteran hitman's last job before retirement becomes his most dangerous as he locks horns

2518
01:54:34,900 --> 01:54:38,900
with a rogue newcomer who keeps killing his targets.

2519
01:54:38,900 --> 01:54:41,900
Mostly on my things are based on who's in on it.

2520
01:54:41,900 --> 01:54:42,900
This is Stallone and Manderes.

2521
01:54:42,900 --> 01:54:43,900
Directed by Richard Donner.

2522
01:54:43,900 --> 01:54:46,900
Okay, I mean, that's a safe bet.

2523
01:54:46,900 --> 01:54:49,900
Yeah, that's what I try to go for the safe movies.

2524
01:54:49,900 --> 01:54:53,900
So, I'm just putting ass next to Michael because he wanted assassins.

2525
01:54:53,900 --> 01:54:54,900
Ass Michael.

2526
01:54:54,900 --> 01:54:56,900
What does it take to ass?

2527
01:54:56,900 --> 01:54:57,900
And then, Brendan?

2528
01:54:57,900 --> 01:55:01,900
I was doing Ready to Rumble.

2529
01:55:01,900 --> 01:55:04,900
Oh, wow, that was even brought up earlier.

2530
01:55:04,900 --> 01:55:05,900
It was, I know.

2531
01:55:05,900 --> 01:55:07,900
I vote for that one.

2532
01:55:07,900 --> 01:55:09,900
That was almost kismet, dude.

2533
01:55:09,900 --> 01:55:10,900
It's a good movie.

2534
01:55:10,900 --> 01:55:11,900
I vote for that one.

2535
01:55:11,900 --> 01:55:12,900
It's a comedy.

2536
01:55:12,900 --> 01:55:13,900
I love this movie.

2537
01:55:13,900 --> 01:55:14,900
I mean, this is a very good movie.

2538
01:55:14,900 --> 01:55:17,900
Okay, so it's two sanitation workers-

2539
01:55:17,900 --> 01:55:18,900
That's one of my favorite movies.

2540
01:55:18,900 --> 01:55:23,900
And die-hard wrestling fans watch their idols suffer a career-ending defeat

2541
01:55:23,900 --> 01:55:25,900
and they travel to Atlanta to mastermind and come back.

2542
01:55:25,900 --> 01:55:27,900
It's a wrestling movie for wrestling fans.

2543
01:55:27,900 --> 01:55:29,900
We haven't done anything wrestling before.

2544
01:55:29,900 --> 01:55:31,900
Are you going to be here next week, though?

2545
01:55:31,900 --> 01:55:32,900
That's a questionable thing.

2546
01:55:32,900 --> 01:55:34,900
Old Boy is another good movie.

2547
01:55:34,900 --> 01:55:35,900
I know.

2548
01:55:35,900 --> 01:55:36,900
I just saw Old Boy.

2549
01:55:36,900 --> 01:55:39,900
Can we all change our pick to Old Boy?

2550
01:55:39,900 --> 01:55:41,900
I don't want to watch it again.

2551
01:55:41,900 --> 01:55:44,900
If we do this one, I have a really good guess for this one, dude.

2552
01:55:44,900 --> 01:55:46,900
He's like a wrestling historian.

2553
01:55:46,900 --> 01:55:47,900
Okay.

2554
01:55:47,900 --> 01:55:50,900
If me, Ryan, and him will get together-

2555
01:55:50,900 --> 01:55:52,900
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking.

2556
01:55:52,900 --> 01:55:53,900
Next week?

2557
01:55:53,900 --> 01:55:55,900
All right, what's your-

2558
01:55:55,900 --> 01:56:00,900
So the movie I picked is also conveniently named Slipstream.

2559
01:56:00,900 --> 01:56:02,900
The Anthony Hopkins one?

2560
01:56:02,900 --> 01:56:05,900
I'm just kidding, but can we look at the description of that movie?

2561
01:56:05,900 --> 01:56:08,900
Because we don't want to get them confused.

2562
01:56:08,900 --> 01:56:09,900
Read it.

2563
01:56:09,900 --> 01:56:10,900
No, don't watch it.

2564
01:56:10,900 --> 01:56:11,900
I'll read the thing.

2565
01:56:11,900 --> 01:56:12,900
You may watch this one.

2566
01:56:12,900 --> 01:56:18,900
So Slipstream, using his time machine to make repeated withdrawals from the bank,

2567
01:56:18,900 --> 01:56:22,900
a scientist cash scam gets complicated when bank robbers show up at the same time.

2568
01:56:22,900 --> 01:56:25,900
And I saw that and I was like, fuck, I picked the wrong Slipstream.

2569
01:56:25,900 --> 01:56:27,900
It is Sean Austin.

2570
01:56:27,900 --> 01:56:28,900
Sean Aston.

2571
01:56:28,900 --> 01:56:30,900
No, that's not Sean Austin.

2572
01:56:30,900 --> 01:56:31,900
It's Sean Aston.

2573
01:56:31,900 --> 01:56:32,900
Oh, it's Sean Aston.

2574
01:56:32,900 --> 01:56:33,900
Totally different people.

2575
01:56:33,900 --> 01:56:34,900
How is it?

2576
01:56:34,900 --> 01:56:35,900
I mean, very different people.

2577
01:56:35,900 --> 01:56:36,900
You're missing the U.

2578
01:56:36,900 --> 01:56:38,900
Yeah, totally different people.

2579
01:56:38,900 --> 01:56:40,900
Sean Aston from Goonies.

2580
01:56:40,900 --> 01:56:42,900
Yeah, and Lord of the Rings, dude.

2581
01:56:42,900 --> 01:56:43,900
And he's Rudy.

2582
01:56:43,900 --> 01:56:44,900
Yeah, yeah, Lord of the Rings.

2583
01:56:44,900 --> 01:56:45,900
The guy from Rudy.

2584
01:56:45,900 --> 01:56:46,900
And Lord of the Rings.

2585
01:56:46,900 --> 01:56:47,900
More famously, Lord of the Rings.

2586
01:56:47,900 --> 01:56:48,900
I was just kidding.

2587
01:56:48,900 --> 01:56:49,900
That's not my choice.

2588
01:56:49,900 --> 01:56:51,900
I'm just saying that's the better Slipstream.

2589
01:56:51,900 --> 01:56:53,900
I just thought it'd be funny to say.

2590
01:56:53,900 --> 01:56:55,900
So you guys did Man Thing, which is a Marvel property.

2591
01:56:55,900 --> 01:56:58,900
So I thought I'd bring a DC property that I found on here.

2592
01:56:58,900 --> 01:57:00,900
So the movie I chose was Constantine.

2593
01:57:00,900 --> 01:57:01,900
Oh, yeah.

2594
01:57:01,900 --> 01:57:03,900
It's like an old school Keanu Reeves.

2595
01:57:03,900 --> 01:57:04,900
Yeah.

2596
01:57:04,900 --> 01:57:06,900
I've watched it a long time ago.

2597
01:57:06,900 --> 01:57:07,900
I watched it when it came out.

2598
01:57:07,900 --> 01:57:09,900
I remember it being great, but I don't know.

2599
01:57:09,900 --> 01:57:10,900
I don't remember anything.

2600
01:57:10,900 --> 01:57:13,900
It's just Keanu Reeves versus demons as far as I remember.

2601
01:57:13,900 --> 01:57:14,900
It is.

2602
01:57:14,900 --> 01:57:15,900
Shy LeBouf's in it too.

2603
01:57:15,900 --> 01:57:16,900
That's what I remember about it.

2604
01:57:16,900 --> 01:57:20,900
And then there's a show, if we all get hyped on this, we can all go watch the show that

2605
01:57:20,900 --> 01:57:21,900
has a few seasons.

2606
01:57:21,900 --> 01:57:25,900
And then the show wraps into mystery or legend to tomorrow.

2607
01:57:25,900 --> 01:57:26,900
DC.

2608
01:57:26,900 --> 01:57:27,900
It all leads back to Buffy.

2609
01:57:27,900 --> 01:57:28,900
It all leads back to Buffy.

2610
01:57:28,900 --> 01:57:29,900
Listen, I wish.

2611
01:57:29,900 --> 01:57:30,900
Buffy and Butterfly effect.

2612
01:57:30,900 --> 01:57:31,900
The two B's in his life.

2613
01:57:31,900 --> 01:57:34,900
I love B. I might have heard something, but they're going to make a new Constantine.

2614
01:57:34,900 --> 01:57:35,900
No, he wants to.

2615
01:57:35,900 --> 01:57:36,900
He wants to make one.

2616
01:57:36,900 --> 01:57:37,900
He wants to make a new one.

2617
01:57:37,900 --> 01:57:38,900
No one says back.

2618
01:57:38,900 --> 01:57:39,900
So you think Constantine would beat Man Thing?

2619
01:57:39,900 --> 01:57:40,900
No.

2620
01:57:40,900 --> 01:57:41,900
Oh, yeah.

2621
01:57:41,900 --> 01:57:42,900
No, no.

2622
01:57:42,900 --> 01:57:43,900
On its ratings on here?

2623
01:57:43,900 --> 01:57:44,900
No, no, no.

2624
01:57:44,900 --> 01:57:45,900
The two B's in his life.

2625
01:57:45,900 --> 01:57:46,900
I love B. I might have heard something, but they're going to make a new Constantine.

2626
01:57:46,900 --> 01:57:47,900
No, he wants to.

2627
01:57:47,900 --> 01:57:48,900
He wants to make one.

2628
01:57:48,900 --> 01:57:50,900
The two B's in his life.

2629
01:57:50,900 --> 01:57:51,900
No, no, no.

2630
01:57:51,900 --> 01:57:52,900
The two characters fighting.

2631
01:57:52,900 --> 01:57:53,900
Not rating wise.

2632
01:57:53,900 --> 01:57:56,900
Yes, Constantine destroyed Man Thing.

2633
01:57:56,900 --> 01:58:00,900
The Australian American production of Man Thing.

2634
01:58:00,900 --> 01:58:06,900
Real quick, have you guys ever heard of this movie, Predestination, with Ethan Hawke?

2635
01:58:06,900 --> 01:58:07,900
No.

2636
01:58:07,900 --> 01:58:11,900
It's him going back in time trying to stop a guy from blowing something up, right?

2637
01:58:11,900 --> 01:58:14,900
And he keeps going back and he keeps trying and he keeps trying.

2638
01:58:14,900 --> 01:58:22,900
Eventually he fucks, he gets, so he goes back and he has sex with a chick.

2639
01:58:22,900 --> 01:58:24,900
She has, she gets pregnant.

2640
01:58:24,900 --> 01:58:29,900
She has him and then she goes and gets a sex change and turns into Ethan Hawke and starts

2641
01:58:29,900 --> 01:58:35,900
going back in time, just stopping to trying to stop a bomb and then ends up fucking himself,

2642
01:58:35,900 --> 01:58:37,900
creating a loop.

2643
01:58:37,900 --> 01:58:39,900
So like he ends up fucking him.

2644
01:58:39,900 --> 01:58:40,900
That sounds terrible.

2645
01:58:40,900 --> 01:58:43,900
But it's Ethan Hawke and it's actually like a well acted movie.

2646
01:58:43,900 --> 01:58:44,900
I've seen the movie.

2647
01:58:44,900 --> 01:58:45,900
I have watched it.

2648
01:58:45,900 --> 01:58:46,900
I'm already confused.

2649
01:58:46,900 --> 01:58:48,900
He goes back in time, fucks his mom, makes himself and it just keeps happening.

2650
01:58:48,900 --> 01:58:51,900
He didn't fuck his, well he fucks his mom but his mom is him.

2651
01:58:51,900 --> 01:58:52,900
He goes back in time.

2652
01:58:52,900 --> 01:58:53,900
That's even worse.

2653
01:58:53,900 --> 01:59:01,900
So, real quick, from a chronological point of view, he is a, well okay, she grows up,

2654
01:59:01,900 --> 01:59:02,900
well no, hear me out.

2655
01:59:02,900 --> 01:59:04,900
She grows up, Ethan Hawke's character is a woman.

2656
01:59:04,900 --> 01:59:05,900
She grows up.

2657
01:59:05,900 --> 01:59:09,900
She meets a man that looks like Ethan Hawke.

2658
01:59:09,900 --> 01:59:10,900
He has sex with her.

2659
01:59:10,900 --> 01:59:11,900
She gets pregnant.

2660
01:59:11,900 --> 01:59:12,900
She has a boy.

2661
01:59:12,900 --> 01:59:13,900
That boy is born.

2662
01:59:13,900 --> 01:59:16,900
He then, or no sorry, she has a girl.

2663
01:59:16,900 --> 01:59:17,900
That girl is born.

2664
01:59:17,900 --> 01:59:20,900
She ends up growing, wait, how does this work?

2665
01:59:20,900 --> 01:59:22,900
There's no sperm so far.

2666
01:59:22,900 --> 01:59:23,900
Yeah, exactly.

2667
01:59:23,900 --> 01:59:25,900
This is going to be problematic for so many reasons.

2668
01:59:25,900 --> 01:59:27,900
We're having trouble finding the sperm.

2669
01:59:27,900 --> 01:59:30,900
It might be wrong with the logistics.

2670
01:59:30,900 --> 01:59:33,900
But anyway, it's called Predestination.

2671
01:59:33,900 --> 01:59:35,900
It's an hour and a half.

2672
01:59:35,900 --> 01:59:37,900
It's literally Butterfly Effect but with sex.

2673
01:59:37,900 --> 01:59:38,900
Yeah.

2674
01:59:38,900 --> 01:59:39,900
Kind of.

2675
01:59:39,900 --> 01:59:40,900
Look, this thing knows me.

2676
01:59:40,900 --> 01:59:43,900
It's got a movie called Paradox, Timelapse, Yesterday's Target.

2677
01:59:43,900 --> 01:59:44,900
This is all time travel.

2678
01:59:44,900 --> 01:59:45,900
Yeah.

2679
01:59:45,900 --> 01:59:46,900
It's got to do with like slipstream.

2680
01:59:46,900 --> 01:59:48,900
I fucking love time travel.

2681
01:59:48,900 --> 01:59:49,900
Predestination, huh?

2682
01:59:49,900 --> 01:59:51,900
Okay, so those are our votes.

2683
01:59:51,900 --> 01:59:52,900
I vote Ready to Rumble.

2684
01:59:52,900 --> 01:59:53,900
I vote Ready to Rumble.

2685
01:59:53,900 --> 01:59:55,900
We vote for Predestination at this point.

2686
01:59:55,900 --> 01:59:57,900
No, we can't.

2687
01:59:57,900 --> 01:59:59,900
Ready to Rumble, raise your hand.

2688
01:59:59,900 --> 02:00:00,900
I vote Ready to Rumble.

2689
02:00:00,900 --> 02:00:03,900
It's, I mean it's, oh wait, you didn't vote for your own?

2690
02:00:03,900 --> 02:00:05,900
No, but we're in the options again.

2691
02:00:05,900 --> 02:00:06,900
Oh, all right.

2692
02:00:06,900 --> 02:00:07,900
We have Bubba Hotep.

2693
02:00:07,900 --> 02:00:08,900
Yeah.

2694
02:00:08,900 --> 02:00:10,900
Bubba Hotep's pretty, I want to see Bubba Hotep.

2695
02:00:10,900 --> 02:00:11,900
That's right.

2696
02:00:11,900 --> 02:00:12,900
I'm going to do Bubba Hotep.

2697
02:00:12,900 --> 02:00:13,900
So we got two for Bubba.

2698
02:00:13,900 --> 02:00:15,900
We got Dogpound.

2699
02:00:15,900 --> 02:00:17,900
Dogpound is zero.

2700
02:00:17,900 --> 02:00:22,900
We got Michael's Ass, Assassin's.

2701
02:00:22,900 --> 02:00:23,900
Somebody vote for that.

2702
02:00:23,900 --> 02:00:24,900
Zero.

2703
02:00:24,900 --> 02:00:26,900
We have Constantine.

2704
02:00:26,900 --> 02:00:29,900
Sorry, it's a good movie, but zero.

2705
02:00:29,900 --> 02:00:31,900
And then we have Ready to Rumble, which is three.

2706
02:00:31,900 --> 02:00:37,900
So let's get Ready to Rumble, which I'll probably do next time we do.

2707
02:00:37,900 --> 02:00:40,900
Next time we open, so I won't waste it.

2708
02:00:40,900 --> 02:00:43,900
AI wrestling music that's not.

2709
02:00:43,900 --> 02:00:45,900
Oh, it's going to be a wrestling episode.

2710
02:00:45,900 --> 02:00:46,900
Yeah.

2711
02:00:46,900 --> 02:00:47,900
Everyone's got to get their shit together.

2712
02:00:47,900 --> 02:00:49,900
We need you and Ryan both here.

2713
02:00:49,900 --> 02:00:50,900
Yeah, hopefully Ryan will be there.

2714
02:00:50,900 --> 02:00:51,900
Ryan, help with the video.

2715
02:00:51,900 --> 02:00:53,900
We got a very favorite wrestlers.

2716
02:00:53,900 --> 02:00:54,900
I miss the games.

2717
02:00:54,900 --> 02:00:55,900
What's your on days this week?

2718
02:00:55,900 --> 02:00:56,900
Those were great.

2719
02:00:56,900 --> 02:00:57,900
The games.

2720
02:00:57,900 --> 02:00:59,900
You do a game where you'd be like, you're on an island.

2721
02:00:59,900 --> 02:01:00,900
Hey there, ladies and gentlemen.

2722
02:01:00,900 --> 02:01:06,900
And we have some exciting news coming up on February 16th.

2723
02:01:06,900 --> 02:01:21,900
Here in Bullhead City, Arizona at the Miracle Mile Event Center, there's going to be a Mojave comedy show in which I will be performing along with Austin and Ryan and Jesse and some other some other favorites that might or might not have appeared on the show.

2724
02:01:21,900 --> 02:01:26,900
If you want to come on out, it's mojavecomedy.com.

2725
02:01:26,900 --> 02:01:27,900
You can check out the details there.

2726
02:01:27,900 --> 02:01:32,900
You can also go to Facebook.com and check out Mojave comedy through there.

2727
02:01:32,900 --> 02:01:38,900
Unrelated February 16th, 2024 at an undisclosed location.

2728
02:01:38,900 --> 02:01:42,900
There will be a fried rice podcast live recording in front of a live studio audience.

2729
02:01:42,900 --> 02:01:53,900
If you want to be a part of that, please go to mojavecomedy.com or check out Facebook, Mojave comedy and look for details there for maybe something related or unrelated.

2730
02:01:53,900 --> 02:01:54,900
Also, please.

2731
02:01:54,900 --> 02:01:57,900
We have a brand new phone number.

2732
02:01:57,900 --> 02:02:00,900
I voicemail the fried rice podcast voicemail.

2733
02:02:00,900 --> 02:02:06,900
It is 1-702-829-0117.

2734
02:02:06,900 --> 02:02:13,900
Again, that is 702-829-0117.

2735
02:02:13,900 --> 02:02:19,900
This is a voicemail that is open for any of you knuckleheads to call and leave us your thoughts.

2736
02:02:19,900 --> 02:02:21,900
We will play them on air.

2737
02:02:21,900 --> 02:02:22,900
Thank you.

2738
02:02:22,900 --> 02:02:36,900
And sorry again about whatever caused there to be in space for an advertisement.

2739
02:02:36,900 --> 02:02:40,900
I should have screened the music I picked before I fucking started this off.

2740
02:02:40,900 --> 02:02:44,900
And ladies and gentlemen, we're back.

2741
02:02:44,900 --> 02:02:46,900
I am so fucking sorry.

2742
02:02:46,900 --> 02:02:47,900
We don't know what's happening.

2743
02:02:47,900 --> 02:02:52,900
It's like I get up from the chair, it stops recording.

2744
02:02:52,900 --> 02:02:54,900
That's twice now when I got up to go fuck with this thing.

2745
02:02:54,900 --> 02:02:56,900
It and then now when I just want to go.

2746
02:02:56,900 --> 02:02:59,900
So anyway, you were talking about we used to play games.

2747
02:02:59,900 --> 02:03:01,900
We'll play with with with you next week.

2748
02:03:01,900 --> 02:03:02,900
So look forward to that.

2749
02:03:02,900 --> 02:03:05,900
Ladies and gentlemen, the movie for next week is ready to rumble.

2750
02:03:05,900 --> 02:03:06,900
We're going to put a ribbon on this.

2751
02:03:06,900 --> 02:03:09,900
We're going to wrap it up.

2752
02:03:09,900 --> 02:03:12,900
Thank you so much for listening with us as always.

2753
02:03:12,900 --> 02:03:20,900
Oh, I can actually just let me do some music.

2754
02:03:20,900 --> 02:03:21,900
All right.

2755
02:03:21,900 --> 02:03:25,900
OK, we're going to do a form.

2756
02:03:25,900 --> 02:03:29,900
This absolutely slaps you beautiful is what the comment says.

2757
02:03:29,900 --> 02:03:32,900
So anyway, this is from Jazz number three.

2758
02:03:32,900 --> 02:03:33,900
No copyright.

2759
02:03:33,900 --> 02:03:34,900
Moe go Moe go.

2760
02:03:34,900 --> 02:03:35,900
Let's go baby.

2761
02:03:35,900 --> 02:03:43,900
With us as always, Michael, lucky to be alive.

2762
02:03:43,900 --> 02:03:45,900
Larson.

2763
02:03:45,900 --> 02:03:47,900
Have a good weekend.

2764
02:03:47,900 --> 02:03:50,900
We've got Austin.

2765
02:03:50,900 --> 02:03:56,900
He took about three hours of edited playing footage to get here today.

2766
02:03:56,900 --> 02:03:57,900
Farrell.

2767
02:03:57,900 --> 02:03:58,900
Yo, follow me.

2768
02:03:58,900 --> 02:04:00,900
Austin is Farrell on Instagram.

2769
02:04:00,900 --> 02:04:02,900
We've got of course with us.

2770
02:04:02,900 --> 02:04:03,900
It's Brandon.

2771
02:04:03,900 --> 02:04:08,900
That's a nice.

2772
02:04:08,900 --> 02:04:10,900
Simply up the Boston.

2773
02:04:10,900 --> 02:04:12,900
Everybody.

2774
02:04:12,900 --> 02:04:17,900
And with us as always, I should have gotten some dark chat music.

2775
02:04:17,900 --> 02:04:18,900
Here we go.

2776
02:04:18,900 --> 02:04:19,900
I'm so sorry.

2777
02:04:19,900 --> 02:04:21,900
I'm so fucking bad at our jobs.

2778
02:04:21,900 --> 02:04:23,900
Here we go.

2779
02:04:23,900 --> 02:04:25,900
Now, some jazz for us.

2780
02:04:25,900 --> 02:04:26,900
We're going to do this right here.

2781
02:04:26,900 --> 02:04:29,900
Jizz hard styles.

2782
02:04:29,900 --> 02:04:34,900
What?

2783
02:04:34,900 --> 02:04:35,900
Mostly black dude.

2784
02:04:35,900 --> 02:04:37,900
This is it.

2785
02:04:37,900 --> 02:04:39,900
You got to make sure it's not a copyright.

2786
02:04:39,900 --> 02:04:40,900
Well, I don't.

2787
02:04:40,900 --> 02:04:41,900
Yeah.

2788
02:04:41,900 --> 02:04:42,900
All right.

2789
02:04:42,900 --> 02:04:45,900
It's it's.

2790
02:04:45,900 --> 02:04:46,900
Okay.

2791
02:04:46,900 --> 02:04:47,900
This is.

2792
02:04:47,900 --> 02:04:50,900
Should we go to the most replay part?

2793
02:04:50,900 --> 02:04:51,900
Sure.

2794
02:04:51,900 --> 02:04:54,900
No.

2795
02:04:54,900 --> 02:04:56,900
I don't know if it's the jizz, but I don't know.

2796
02:04:56,900 --> 02:04:57,900
Or the hard style.

2797
02:04:57,900 --> 02:04:58,900
But I don't know.

2798
02:04:58,900 --> 02:04:59,900
Okay.

2799
02:04:59,900 --> 02:05:00,900
Here we go.

2800
02:05:00,900 --> 02:05:01,900
With us.

2801
02:05:01,900 --> 02:05:02,900
No, this isn't.

2802
02:05:02,900 --> 02:05:03,900
I love it.

2803
02:05:03,900 --> 02:05:08,900
I feel like that's like 90s wrestling.

2804
02:05:08,900 --> 02:05:19,900
Like I would be on the Titan.

2805
02:05:19,900 --> 02:05:28,900
Yes.

2806
02:05:28,900 --> 02:05:30,900
That was all it was with that broke.

2807
02:05:30,900 --> 02:05:31,900
So you're.

2808
02:05:31,900 --> 02:05:33,900
With that fucking broke.

2809
02:05:33,900 --> 02:05:37,900
It was mostly men working out.

2810
02:05:37,900 --> 02:05:39,900
A bunch of them every.

2811
02:05:39,900 --> 02:05:40,900
Oh, here we go.

2812
02:05:40,900 --> 02:05:41,900
Ambient dark choir.

2813
02:05:41,900 --> 02:05:43,900
This is probably what we want right here.

2814
02:05:43,900 --> 02:05:44,900
Oh yeah.

2815
02:05:44,900 --> 02:05:52,900
From the depths of hell.

2816
02:05:52,900 --> 02:05:57,900
The innermost circle.

2817
02:05:57,900 --> 02:05:59,900
The dark lord himself.

2818
02:05:59,900 --> 02:06:03,900
What's the name for him?

2819
02:06:03,900 --> 02:06:04,900
Baphomet.

2820
02:06:04,900 --> 02:06:08,900
The wrestling one for next week.

2821
02:06:08,900 --> 02:06:09,900
It's Zachary.

2822
02:06:09,900 --> 02:06:14,900
Well, I wanted to say Zachy.

2823
02:06:14,900 --> 02:06:17,900
But it's Zachary our dark lord.

2824
02:06:17,900 --> 02:06:22,900
The dark lord of improv.

2825
02:06:22,900 --> 02:06:25,900
The dark lord of self.

2826
02:06:25,900 --> 02:06:26,900
Say something.

2827
02:06:26,900 --> 02:06:28,900
You fucking prick.

2828
02:06:28,900 --> 02:06:29,900
All right.

2829
02:06:29,900 --> 02:06:34,900
This has been three weird segments of the fried rice podcast.

2830
02:06:34,900 --> 02:06:36,900
I've been your host, Andy Rice.

2831
02:06:36,900 --> 02:06:37,900
This has been a fucking weird one.

2832
02:06:37,900 --> 02:06:40,900
I had a great time with you all.

2833
02:06:40,900 --> 02:06:41,900
Oh, I've been a direct.

2834
02:06:41,900 --> 02:06:42,900
Let's let's get fried.

2835
02:06:42,900 --> 02:06:43,900
We were fried.

2836
02:06:43,900 --> 02:06:44,900
You did.

2837
02:06:44,900 --> 02:06:45,900
You guys are definitely fried.

2838
02:06:45,900 --> 02:06:46,900
All right.

2839
02:06:46,900 --> 02:06:47,900
Have a good night.

2840
02:06:47,900 --> 02:07:14,900
Fuck.