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Hey there ladies and gentlemen, and we have some exciting news coming up on February 16th

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here in Bullhead City, Arizona at the Miracle Mile Event Center. There's going to be a

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Mojave Comedy show in which I will be performing along with Austin and Ryan and Jesse and some

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other favorites that might or might not have appeared on the show. If you want to come

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on out, it's mojavecomedy.com. You can check out the details there. You can also go to

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facebook.com and check out Mojave Comedy through there. Unrelated, February 16th, 2024 at an

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undisclosed location there will be a Fried Rice Podcast live recording in front of a

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live studio audience. If you want to be a part of that, please go to mojavecomedy.com

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or check out Facebook Mojave Comedy and look for details there for maybe something related

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or unrelated. Also, please, we have a brand new phone number, a voicemail, the Fried Rice

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Podcast voicemail. It is 1-702-829-0117. Again, that is 702-829-0117. This is a voicemail

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that is open for any of you knuckleheads to call and leave us your thoughts. We will play

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them on air. Thank you and sorry again about whatever caused there to be space for an advertisement.

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And welcome to another just chill, just fucking chilled out episode of Fried Rice Podcast.

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I'm your host Andy Rice, Let's Get Fried. With me as always, we have Austin. He drove

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one hour to be here today. What the fuck is up? We have Michael, a salt and pepper guy.

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He's a salt and pepper guy. He's a salt and pepper guy. He's a salt and pepper guy. He's

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a salt and pepper person. He's a salt and pepper person. He's a salt and pepper stick

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Michael assault on pre-seed 13 was was his movie suggestion keep that in mind

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for the rest of this interview for the rest of this podcast he's lucky to be

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alive we try to kill him every week this week was poisoned pizza except he ate

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the wrong slices that was good pizza lucky to be alive slapstick Larson hey

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everybody and I already said it I'm Andy Rice let's get fried God I wish assault

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on pre-seed 13 had a more upbeat intro because holy fucking shit

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well that other synthwave one was really good it was but this is the actual

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music from the movie the opening we were talking about it sounds like a 70s sitcom my wife and I were talking about when we were watching it

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it sounds like a 70s sitcom music the other version of the theme where it's like more intense like it made me want a breakdown that it never gave me

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I agree I don't blame them because John Carpenter actually composed the music for this movie

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Oh did he? Did he really? He did it in three days of course John Carpenter he does everything he sat at a Casio hit the hit the one button that gave him 90% of what we just listened to and then he just kind of added a

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He's just dicking around and the movie was shot in 21 days. Oh I couldn't tell at all. Well we're gonna get into this because I already think I know that Austin enjoyed it the movie spoilers and I very much enjoyed it too and you recommended it. I recommended it and I hate it. Can't kick the table you just be mindful. This will make sense later but my wife is in this movie. What? Okay. Okay.

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So anyways we'll get to the movie later. By the way the name of that song we were listening to is called Julie and I don't remember there being a single character named Julie in the movie. Oh yeah she was the worst character in the movie that's why she's so forgetful.

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Is she the one that spoilers dies of the chicks? Yes. She's one of the two. Okay got it got it got it. I thought you were gonna say it's the little girl's name. I thought you were gonna tell me it's the little girl's name. She's the worst character in the movie? Because the little girl acted her hard out she wasn't too bad.

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Interesting fact incoming about the little girl which I will break down later so stay tuned. Oh yeah that's a teaser. No no no. Interesting fact incoming. Your brain the way it put those words in order absolutely from our perspective did not sound like it was gonna stop right there. Here's a fact about the little girl that I will absolutely tell you. Later. Later.

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So let's get uh let's move past the movie and then we'll get back to it. So this this is a very special week because as you know here in the podcast we are always begging for sponsors and low and behold our freshest face on the team went out and procured us a sponsor. So Austin since this was your get why don't you give us the rundown of who is sponsoring us.

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Okie dokie. So my buddy Jason out in Havasu has his own business where he sells this smoking device and I was like perfect stoner podcast let me get these they're called bell ringers and it goes into your bong or you could just smoke it straight out however you want. It has three inserts for three different joints or other bell ringers so you can have it's like infinity stoner legos.

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You can do a combo you can do a dab and two joints or three dabs but if you add another one then you get five joints and then if you add another one you can do seven. Yeah. So adding. I wish this is one of those things that I wish we we had this that we were on video we will be soon I'm so sorry I know we've talked about this for fucking ever we don't have any video I'm so sorry but we're working on it.

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Just like the way I'm going to describe this physically just so that you can have an idea of what it looks like it's picture like a standard bowl piece for a bong but instead of it being like a hollowed out bowl it's three separate smaller bowls and sort of a honeycomb triangle formation right.

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But what he's saying is with the connected with the connectivity you can add another bell ringer smaller bell ringer into each of the it's a Russian nesting doll of a dab rig situation so not dab rig because you wouldn't want to hit this with a torch but like the way I've used it in the past because I've actually used a bell ringer in the past because I met I met Jason and he he's dope and so

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the way he did it was we put three fucking joints into each of the holes.

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One joint each one in each hole. And then we fucking lit all three. And we were just ripping like ripping triple joints that you saw pineapple Express. You know the the cross joint that you can make that a way more conceivable reality without having to fucking duct tape some joint together you can get this

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every single time without a degree in origami I would say practicality wise this is not an everyday use unless you're the biggest donor on earth but holy shit.

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That's what Mike was saying this is great for leftover joints like butts like if you have any of that last little bit you just pack all three in get yourself a mega hit.

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But also, I can imagine pulling this thing on a party. Oh, and having everybody put their own joy into their fucking thing we all just get ripped off. Yeah. And it has all different kinds of sizes so you know you could stack bell ringers on top of each other.

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There's a bunch of different ones that he's making that have different properties, like the one I'll bring up on what are we smoking. That one is like made out of like a chalkboard he material so you can like, take the other bell ringers and like write stuff on it you can like

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put your name on or do whatever you want with it. This one's just like a max jumbo size one for like blunts and like other other parts you want to put in it. This one here fucking glows in the dark. Yeah, that's cool.

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I wish can't lose most bold pieces glow to the dark in general because when you're at night, you know, you drop it like out in the wild. Right.

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I like it. So, bell ringers, how do we how do we get ahold of them had to have people on and listening. So he is bell ringers on Facebook and Instagram, because he got a site to where you can buy stuff I think he's still working on the site.

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Instagram is and how do you spell bell ringers just be in the LL RINGR and then is it a Z bell underscore ringers with a Z. There you go. Oh, and he actually does. It's my bell ringer calm by bell ringer.com so that's bell ringers bell underscore ringers with a Z on Instagram.

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It is also my bell ringer.com our first sponsor. Thank you so much to Jason let's give it up for you.

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Thank you so much our first sponsor another shout out to destiny our first patreon let's give it up to her. Yeah, these are the people that have supported us shout out to my parents because ultimately they've super supportive.

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Shout out to you guys for just coming in and just be part of the core.

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Shout out to you guys.

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Oh shout out to the pizza. Oh yeah, I'm working on maybe possibly a second sponsor, which might be Rosati's pizza.

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How do you try to work out a deal where we get a free pizza for each episode and we just say the pizza was good.

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Yeah, oh so we don't say we don't have to be literally was fine.

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The one that we just had. Yeah, which is called the use of the godfather anymore. It used to be called the godfather but then there was some legal issues obviously what the movie maybe another pizza place maybe the godfather's Oh godfather's pizza.

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So they changed it to Rosati's is a Chicago style restaurant so they changed change it to the Windy City. We're supposed to be getting a Rosati's here.

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Yeah, that's the guy that I got this one from. Yeah, him. He's opening one out here. Yeah, it's going to go right next to where across the street from our store. Yeah, yeah.

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And I used to work there so that'll be cool because then I won't have to bring a piece of an hour away in a right across the street from where we are.

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So, oh yeah, sorry, John.

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So sorry, John.

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So, just a heads up to the listeners at home.

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I'm going to be doing a lot of the heavy lifting smoking wise this episode.

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I have somewhere to be right after the show so I can't. Mike's going a little bit lighter than typical and Austin, he already got his fill today. Yeah, to pick up the bell ringers I went to the guy's office and I was like cool I mean he didn't know I didn't really smoke he just knew I was on a stoner pocket so he assumed that I smoke,

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and he's like oh dude that's cool I'll totally give you the bell ringers. I'm going to, I'm going to do my own little ad and I thought he was going to smoke it, and then he hands it to me and he already has the Facebook live going I'm like, well, I haven't smoked in like a month.

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But I guess I can't look like a bitch on this Facebook live so he put a dab and two joints in it. Yeah, like really good.

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I took one hit, and then I just sat down and I'm like, yeah, I did it. I did it. Can't wait for the podcast. Check out the bell ringers podcast.

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So Austin's moving a little slower today. Yeah, so I'm, I'm, yeah so this is going to be a lot of Andy just getting fucking ripped so if you're familiar with the famous, I'm going to say the now infamous episode where Brennan and I, it was just us.

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Oh, we did the commercials for. We did the commercials. Jesus Christ. Those commercials man, like were you there when we recorded the commercials last week? Yeah, I'm in one. You're in one. Yeah, there we go.

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Bro, I can't, the process if you're listening at home, now that it's all done and behind us, that episode just aired a couple days ago. But we recorded it a month ago, and then we just finished up the commercials like last week and threw them in.

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I just listened to that episode on the way here so it's fresh in my mind. Oh, that's the one they just hit. It's such a fucking unhinged. It was so funny. It's not a Jesse. Several weeks ago now, if you're listening now. Yeah, it's not a Jesse edited episode so there's, it's me edited episode which I got the commercials in.

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That's all I needed to do. You didn't edit much, right? You didn't edit anything else. I don't even think I put the fucking ending song in. No? Did I put the ending song in? No, I just cut right off.

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Holy shit, how many have I not put the ending song in? I don't know. Oh God, listeners at home, I'm so fucking sorry. Dude, Jesse has been saving my ass. He might actually not be coming to the episodes anymore. He might just be our behind the scenes man.

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Because he said earlier, he's like, well, here's the thing. I get hotboxed. I get really fucking stoned on my ass which I'm not trying to get and then I can't, you know, the rest of the day is fucked. And I was like, yeah, that makes sense. You can't really come to the Fried Rice podcast and not get at least proximity high.

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You get a little high no matter what. Which is, I think, a perfect opportunity for Jesse to roll the music for What Are We Fucking Smoking?

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Oh, yeah. Oh, wait, yeah. Holy shit. Okay, so Santa Claus, Austin here, Feral Santa Claus brought Andy a little gift. It's a Christmas present and it's also, this is by far, I've been on quite a few podcasts. I've been on Philosopher and the Comedian. I've been on Now You Listen. I've been on Ryan's.

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This one is by far, that's Bros and Collins by the way. Bros and Collins, right. I've been, this is the most fun podcast I've ever been on. Hi Ryan. Anyways, and this is just my way of saying thank you. Even though I don't smoke, that's a whole long story of why I can't really smoke that much. But thanks for letting me come on to your stoner podcast, not smoke and talk shit on it. Merry Christmas, Andy.

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Wow. Hey, thank you. I need a clap right here. Just clap in the background. It always makes the world a better. Andy's Christmas present. Thank you. It's in a grocery bag. It's in about eight grocery bags. That was the whole, that's the part that's going to entertain me. That's my Christmas present.

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And these are tight knots too. They're not untieable knots. They're. Speaking of presents, we want to remember to mention Andy Palooza. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a, that's, I was actually going to. That'll tie every time while you're opening. So ladies and gentlemen, to the sound of me unwrapping this gift, it's a good time to remind you all.

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February. Well, okay. Well, let me, because I am going to get distracted. Two things to keep in mind, two completely unrelated things. And that is important to keep in mind. Right. First, February 16th at 8, 8, 8 PM at the Miracle Mile Event Center here in Bullhead.

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I will be performing in a very fun standup comedy show with Mojave Comedy. It's going to be a blast. Austin's going to be there. Anthony Mitchell will be. Yeah. Ryan Collin will be there. Jesse will be there. So voices and people that you've heard before on the podcast, they will be there.

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It's totally unrelated. Well, yeah, yeah. Don't give away the game. But hey, what was that? You want to hear the second announcement of that? That was completely unrelated. The first one. Yeah. So at a on February 16th at an undisclosed location, that's important. We don't know where this is going to take place yet.

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Fried Rice podcast is going to be doing a live on stage performance episode with a not live at Comic Con. This is going to be this. There's going to be adults. Yeah, we're going to be we're going to be smoking. We're going to be hanging out. We're going to be having fun. It is going to be a fucking blast.

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So if you can make it out February 16th to the Bullhead City area, which is right across from Loughlin, Nevada. So if you're familiar with the area, get a hotel room in Loughlin or here in town and come stay with Andy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't even I don't even whoever you are listening to this how close we are.

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Even my family. No, no, no, just get a hotel room somewhere. We'll find time to hang out. But no, there's not there's no room at the end. Anyway, great. Add over time to continue opening my presents. God, you really wrapped the fuck out of this. This is the fun part for me. Yeah.

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You open several grocery bags. This would piss off so many Californians because each of this is just 10 cents. I'm throwing away. Yeah, California. I went I went just bags are better. You ever go over there and they give you a really nice bag. Yeah, trust me, dude. I buy some of those and I come back here because those are my traveling bags. Yeah, they're just that.

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The bags they give you at the store. Yeah. This is something Star Trek. Wait, what is this? Star Trek. The next generation inner space series personal communic. Oh, hell yeah. Dude, I'm not. I want to open it so bad. Yeah, totally. It's numbered. It's too. Oh, my numbered. Oh, it's a collector's fuck. Dude, this is sick.

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Holy shit. Okay. So for the people listening at home, this is I mean, I'm a Trekkie. I'm like, to be clear, I'm a mom, a newer Trekkie, but I'm working my way through the trekkers. So I've got voyage or I've got Voyager under my belt. I've got TNG under my belt. I'm now about halfway through maybe not halfway, but almost halfway through deep space night.

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I don't know if I'm going to because I know so I got so and that's gonna piss off. I love the Shatner verse. I've seen Trouble with Tribbles. I've seen like watching with the right attitude has to be watched as like you were live then you have to think out. It's the 60s. It's not. I haven't watched it with weed as it's my life.

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It helps with weed. I live with my grandparents, all I could do was smoke weed and watch TV were back when you could just turn on a TV and had the antennas that got and that's all we got. We had like maybe eight channels that were good. Star Trek was always watching Batman 66. You're like 16 again.

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You're like 16 again. You're like 14. You're like 16. We're like negative 40 years. So this is a this is fucking sick. So it's it's it looks like a Mighty Max. One of those little Mighty Max collectibles like the tiny clam shell.

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And it has like a playset in it. So it's got data and Riker as little figurines that are fully articulated. You can move their arms up and down. That's sick. And they have it's the transporter room.

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Real working transporter. What beams. Okay. So it means you put a battery. So if you get two of them you can transport joints to each other. Oh my god. How big is dude that's sick. I like that real working transporter. That's a legit. There's great present. Yeah.

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Yeah. Like you have all the nerd collectible stuff and you always mention your Star Trek pants. I'm like this is perfect. Oh my what what. This is the second one. Yeah. Holy shit. This might be one of the most thoughtful and best gifts I've ever received from from a from a human being in my life.

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Wow. Thank you so much for letting me on. Holy God. So so this is even cooler. It's the medical tri quarter mini playset from Star Trek Next Generation Interspace Series. So this comes with a medical tri quarter seen on the next generation.

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It opens up to review. Oh it is a tri quarter and then you open it up into another mini playset and it becomes medical bay and bio lab and it has. Oh fuck yeah dude it's got Dr. Crusher commander LaForge and then look look look cutest car.

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So when he's full board. Yeah. So look at that. It's got you could put you could put the board him. Oh he's in there. Look I normally I typically have heard it. We have magnifying glass though.

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Because he's just for the sake that I could see this shit because he's tiny but he's cool. Yeah. You can see this you brag there.

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Yeah. These are fucking sick. I don't know if I'm going to know. No I don't know how you open. Oh God. It's like from what I've got from what I've got the medical bay one is the more expensive one.

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This is cool. Thank you so much Austin. These are amazing.

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I have a perfect show for this. Oh wait. Use it for ads. If what records. Does that tri quarter right. No it's just I don't know Star Trek. The quarter in tri quarter is to record. It records medical information.

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It's the most it's the most Star Trek. I think one little Star Trek devices in Star Trek is the tri quarter because it's just a they'll they'll walk into a they'll walk into a cavern and they'll like they'll have their tricorps out take it out and they'll just do one of these.

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It's like they're Sonic screwdriver and they're just like all right it's not picking up any life forms. We're good. But then they can also tell you the same time basis of the air or at the same time.

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Oh man I've got a cut on my arm. And it just repairs. Don't worry this is going to repair your arm. Yeah. Great. And then at the same time it's it's it does everything it does. I think it does. It does everything.

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It's literally got a little screen on it. It's got a view screen on it with you because they could talk to the ship or it doesn't sometimes. This is the thing that could heal everybody. I'm showing them the most because it's the most basic piece of it's a piece of plastic.

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With some miscellaneous button screens on it but it's not readouts. It's like the best readout you could get from this is one to six dots of information. So if somehow you can press the right button to go from I need this cut this cut healed.

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That's like oh I'm getting one and a half dots. It means you're you're it means you're you're not going to make it. Sorry. But then by one by one dot can be just it's so I love Star Trek. And this is also my gift to the listeners because I just gifted you an Andy Rice tangent.

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You did it also. You're supposed to stop. So maybe a bit for stage. Those are kind of fun because I like it when Andy goes on a tangent. His tangent becomes like a mammoth and all the guests on the podcast are cavemen trying to spear that man. Stop it. Oh my God.

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Those are also also a good bit. I those are really true about Star Trek is really true. Those are great dude. That's fantastic. Wow. Okay. Well on the rails now that we're now that we're smoking.

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That's what are we smoking. Well that was amazing. Oh speaking of which if you're going to come to the to the fried rice so fried rice the February 16th fried rice podcast live is doubling as the Andy Palooza Andy birthday extravaganza the our Lord and Savior.

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No we're not going to do that. I'm just kidding. I'm done with the blasphemy stuff. I'm so sorry everybody. But the price of admission is one wrapped gift for me and I'm going to for my birthday because it's my it's my birthday.

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So I'm going to open the gifts on stage live in front of the studio audience. Keep in mind this is a weed show. Keep in mind that I'm a nerd and okay and a joke gift is probably fine if if you want you know you might want to be careful there may be a whole stack of

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flashlights. A lot of flesh. I did talk about flesh. Well we're looking for a sponsor. Yeah. What I mean. Oh so I get I get no no one's going to spend flashlight money on a show you know just to get on the other knockoff flash flashlights.

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Oh yeah. I see weird. There's one that's like Avatar. No that's probably more expensive. Yeah. No we're talking about if it's a blue it's blue and shit. Always spend seven dollars on their handy. You could ask Jesse he has really good bits about a flesh.

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I don't see I don't know if I want to get into. Yeah about flashlight because I've got a story but this isn't the place. What are we smoking. Yeah. What did you bring because before I like this guy. So my mom rolled these for us.

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For us. Okay. So the comparison right now it's the one who doesn't smoke. My mom rolled my mom's a huge stoner. And her one day if she wants I think. Yeah she's she actually mentioned it because there you were talking to Dario and Ryan about weed and you some some specific subject you didn't know about.

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And my mom was just shitting on you. This guy doesn't know fucking shit about weed. You got to have me on there. Yeah. To be fair Austin's mom I don't know shit about weed. I smoke it all the time. I would you know but that's like I would think most alcoholics don't know how to brew beer.

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They get the idea of how a beer is brewed. They've made me watch to how it's made but like I don't know what the fuck terpenes are and what they do to weed or what the percentage of that. Now there's two percentages of things. Have you noticed that.

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There's two percentages. Sometimes three. Yeah. I've got right here and pulled something up total percentage to yes THC CBD and cannabinoids. Yeah. Who gives a fuck.

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Who cares. Give me high. Does it give me high. So I like the fact that she rolled this for. This is a bunch of friends. Oh my god. Holy shit.

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He just pulled out a bell ringer. The bell ringer loaded. Yes. So she rolled three joints and I got a extra bell ringer and I put them in the bell ringer.

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Oh I have a question. The tube come with the bell ringer. Did you know. Did you know the joints. The joints in the tube for me. And I just love the fact that my mom rolled these for us. It's like this is like when you were kids. Oh yeah.

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You go to your friend's house on a Saturday and your mom makes sandwiches for everyone. Yeah. It's like you're all your bicycles are pizza rolls.

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All your bicycles are in the front yard. Now we're adults. All our cars are in the front yards. Instead of playing video games we're doing a podcast and my mom rolled joints for everyone. The evolution is complete.

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Yeah. But yeah. The end of 2023. These joints are the blue bees from jars. They are 32 percent THC and I'm not going to say the other percentages. And she also infused it with space dust. Oh 33 percent of space.

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And I am not smoking it but it looks like it fits in your body and you with a bell ringer. I don't know what's brought to you by Belaring and Mike's fucking smoking. But either once which is three times actually I guess. OK.

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I mean I'm going to be I'm going to be dust. It fits perfectly this long.

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Oh my God. OK. So yeah. Take it. Yeah absolutely. We need to take a picture of this sponsored by bell ringers and Austin's mom.

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Tag your mom eating the joints. I'm going to record you hitting it. Yeah. Oh for fuck's sake. I'm going to put it in the podcast a little exclusive.

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Oh my God. OK. Fried rice. How's my hair. Fried rice. You're fine. OK. No probably not. But I'm not going to be able to finish these three space dust infused mega joints.

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I'm going to. God damn you. If I go if I get comatose in a few minutes the movie's assaults on pre-season 13. I'll jump in with like just take on race relations. OK.

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Jesus brought to you by boring. Oh my God.

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Fried rice. Brought to you by bell ringers. Oh my God.

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Oh be careful. Whoa. How are you not coughing.

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So now that you've used it is it a good product. It's a hell of a product. You want another one. No. God no. Not yet.

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Oh my God. I'm gonna go one more.

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My dad always said if you're going to do something do it right. Oh my God.

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Jesus. Oh my God.

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Wow. Is there supposed to be oxygen left.

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Oh look at that.

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Andy. I'll be on any plans today.

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Wow. That is.

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And how do you control.

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Like right here. Yeah.

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When you remember when you went to church they'll think it goes over the flame and puts it out. What is that called. Don't bring up.

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We need a snuffer for that.

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I got you. That's a that's a cute little idea like a yeah like we hire a kid to come in and put the little cap on the joy. Yeah. Thank you. I don't know to use to match. No no it's fine.

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It's like our it's like the ambience. What was like those sticks you buy the incense incense. Yeah. It's like our little weed incense for the room. Those things are a little smoking gun.

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Yeah they are. Oh my God. Guys that. Listen how much is a bell ringer.

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I'm not sure. He gave me all these for free but that's because we're sponsoring.

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I can't listen guys. All I'm saying is if you have three friends and each of them come in with a joy or your friends with Austin's mom.

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Three joints. Holy God. That is the way to get incredibly fucking high. Very very very quickly.

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You can see because you were on top of it. The amount of smoke pulling into the bowl was amazing. They're rather inexpensive. I'm sure they're rather inexpensive. Oh yeah. I'm going to say cheap. You would think it would be a novelty but it actually works.

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But I can't get my wife. No guys I gotta say this is this is one of the coolest things. It's very very fun. It's not fun is the way I would describe this and that's what it is.

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It's a very fun weed product. It's not often you buy something just for fun. Usually it's for usability. You're buying a new bowl piece because you have to have a new bowl piece. You're buying a new vape because you know whatever battery or whatever.

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This you're buying because you got probably 20 bucks. I don't know how much. I'm sure one of the smaller ones maybe or even less. Like holy shit. Just to do what I just did right now.

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We said the website earlier but yeah if you're a stoner I'm telling you there's nothing like hitting three different diamond dust infused blueberries from jars hand rolled by Austin's mom from a free bell ringer in Andy's mom.

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He had to be there in a jar on fucking Wagnall's porch. Oh man we're going to end the show with this too.

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I'm going to smoke more of that. Well fuck that's okay so Austin wins maybe the what are we smoking award of the year.

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Actually you know what fuck it every time on Fried Rice podcast we always do an end of the year list where I give the best of awards.

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This is our best of. And by far Austin weirdly enough being the one that doesn't smoke and Austin's mom tag team she gets credit wins the what are we smoking award of the year. That's right Ryan you got one year dude.

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Yeah beat that Ryan. Ryan we'd love to have you back on the show. We miss you. Sorry I ruined your anti Ryan but I just want to I like having him here. I love the banter between us.

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Ryan's the best. Okay so I brought of course I have a Jeter which we don't need now.

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We don't need now. Yeah so I mean that's the feeling it feels like I'm going to put it back in his jar it feels it's a baby Jeter and it feels impotent next to these other because it's half the size.

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Oh my god. Austin's mom is invited anytime. Anytime she wants to be on the show. She is more than welcome. Oh my god. Wait a minute does your grandma smoke too? She does edibles. Edibles? Yeah.

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She'll have these little 10 milligram ones. Yeah. Take a whole bunch of them and I won't even take one I can't do it. She'll be like I already had four of those you fucking pussy.

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So what would uh. Yeah my mom's the same way. What movie would your mom ask her right text her and see if she'll get back to you. What movie is she throwing into the Tubi ring for us voting. You want me to call her? You want to talk to her?

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Wait. Text her and tell her we're going to call her when we're doing movie recs. Yeah. And so tell her to look on Tubi and see if she can get us. Cause I'm going to go on Tubi and find a movie you want us to review and we're going to call you at the end of the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. That's perfect.

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Uh cause she gets a she gets a vote for getting me this fucking ripped. Uh okay. Holy shit. Oh so it was Christmas break. Yes. God I mean I could have transitioned with those excellent gifts. Man Austin you killed it today. Yeah. God man you just. Pizza, gifts. I think you just out like in my personal life you squeaked by Mike as far as friends go. Oh fuck I'm sorry Mike.

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It's all right. Look Mike and I are great friends. I'm using that standing. Very close but hey he's never gotten me some cool ass fucking Star Trek shit. I live in Bullitt City I wouldn't even know where to get those. Man those are cool.

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I will say I love this. All that stuff from jars. No no the. Oh those. I found them in a thrift shop. There's a bunch of thrift shops out there and I was listening to the podcast. He went on a tangent about Star Trek. No in uh uh Surprise Arizona. Surprise. Okay. And I go through those a lot cause I mean it's a lot of old people in Surprise. So all the young people stuff is just sitting there waiting to be bought. And again just to describe how cool those are. It's Polly Pocket or Mighty Max if you're a kid from the 90s. Only for cool people. You open it up. It looks like a medical tricorder.

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Or the other one which I did mention looks like one of the com badges. You open it up and then it becomes a playset with a little mini figurine. It's one of the coolest things I've seen as far as. Yeah there was a Star Wars one similar to that. Oh yeah I'm sure there's. But I think it was like Micro Machines branded as Star Wars. Yeah it's something like that. I had a.

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I had one from the show Reboot.

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Do you remember Reboot?

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Were you alive then?

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Reboot is playing.

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It would have skipped, no.

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It would have skipped your.

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Reboot was a show last year.

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That's why it's freaking me out a little bit.

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But it's a different show.

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But I'm not talking about the one from last year.

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If they're, they might have rebooted Reboot.

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Or there's another show called Reboot.

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Right, there's another show.

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But the one I'm talking about was the first,

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it might be the first,

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but I believe it's the first 3D animated TV show.

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It's very apparent that it's the first.

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For its time, I remember being blown away.

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And it was like loosely related to video games, I think.

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I think it was like Sword of Tron meets.

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It's like a G5 show or something like that.

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No, this was on an actual network.

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On a regular network?

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You mean G4?

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G4, yeah, G4.

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No, this was.

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Rest in peace G4.

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Rest in peace G4.

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Yeah, it's been a while.

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Came to Esquire.

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Canadian animated series Reboot.

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I didn't mean for us to go down this much of a tangent,

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but 94, yeah.

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This is.

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On what, YTV?

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This is the, I just want you, this is what they look like.

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I definitely never saw this.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well this.

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Oh, it's original CGI stuff.

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Man, I brought this up for a reason.

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What was it?

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What were we just talking about, Austin?

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I need you to.

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Reboot.

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Before that.

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The Tricorder and Star Trek.

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Oh, yeah, that's all.

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All of this just say nothing,

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but I had a reboot one.

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Yeah, you had a reboot Michael.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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This type.

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Reboot.

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Mighty Max type toy.

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See if it pops up.

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One of these fucking things.

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Hexadecimal Lair, it's that thing right on the top.

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Yeah, that's it.

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No.

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Oh, that might have been it.

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I think that is it, yeah.

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The years of nostalgic plastic.

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I know.

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I love this shit.

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They still make this stuff, those poly pockets.

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Yeah, man, if you hit the nail on the head

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of nostalgia.

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I'm glad you liked that

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because it was a choice between those

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and a vintage Barbie and Ken doll,

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but they're dressed in a Star Trek attire.

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Oh, that's pretty cool too.

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But were they real?

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You know what I'm saying, Mattel put those out.

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Officially licensed Barbie.

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See, that's cool.

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That's pretty cool too.

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But I'd much rather display those.

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Oh, that's more like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And the weird thing would be is if I hid it,

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if I didn't hide it, but if I put it in a knot,

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is the less viewed publicly placed

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that I place a Barbie doll,

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I think the weirder I become.

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The weirder.

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It's right.

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Inversely, the more public place I put a Barbie doll,

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the weirder I am.

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So there is a middle spot.

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There's a middle spot somewhere.

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I don't know where it is where I could put a Barbie

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and people would be like, I get it.

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Well, Randy Ice kind of skews the line between that,

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doesn't he?

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Yeah, absolutely.

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Which brings me to, I always wanted to ask you,

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does Randy Ice the puppet talk to you

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like Green Goblin's mask?

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Sort of.

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Wake up, Andy.

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We have a world to conquer.

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Well, no.

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Like, no, stop.

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You're weak.

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I made you stronger, Andy.

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Oh my God.

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Have you seen the show Obliterated yet?

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No.

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The Green Goblin's mask is gonna come back to you

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when you watch that show.

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It's on Netflix.

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It's called Obliterated.

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It's the most insane shit you've ever seen in your life.

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Okay.

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I mean, insane as in you have never seen anything like it.

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Trust me.

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What are we talking, like Black Mirror, anthology series?

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Oh no.

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No, no.

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We're talking straight action, crazy show.

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Straight action when you look at it.

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I looked it up, yeah.

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Obliterated.

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It's insane.

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It looks pretty cool.

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It's so insane, dude.

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If you could just, you'd have to go on.

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Yeah, no, I mean, I should see the dick scene in it,

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but there are, it shows a lot of dicks.

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Let's get to that.

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I like how it's a bunch of people.

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It's just says they're threatening to blow up Vegas.

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And I'm like, why are you trying to stop that?

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Oh no, it's insane.

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The show's insane.

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Why is all the dicks a selling point?

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I don't know.

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It's obviously the people that made this.

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No, it's for Game of Thrones.

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No, no, Mike, I'm asking you.

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Mike, Mike, I'm asking you.

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What do you mean?

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I'm asking you.

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You're trying to sell us on the show.

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No, because it's the most, I'm telling you why.

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You're asking why, I'm telling you.

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It's the most insane use of number of dicks

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you've ever seen in your life on a show.

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They-

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But why is that?

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You're selling a point.

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You know how South Park will like take something

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and try and just beat it to death?

329
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:53,000
Yeah.

330
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,280
That's what they do in the show with dicks.

331
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,440
They're in every episode everywhere.

332
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,280
Oh, okay.

333
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,000
Is this gonna be the beginning of you pivoting

334
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,280
from saying tits in every episode to dicks in every episode?

335
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,360
No, it's just this particular show.

336
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,760
He wants to be the mayor of Dickville.

337
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,600
Not the mayor of Dickville.

338
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,400
Are we gonna watch this?

339
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,520
Are we gonna like talk about Salt on Precinct 13

340
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,920
and you're gonna be like that damn dick hiding bitch?

341
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,420
Salt city hiding bitch?

342
00:42:18,420 --> 00:42:21,260
Possibly.

343
00:42:21,260 --> 00:42:22,100
Well-

344
00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:24,960
No, would you hear my takes on Salt on Precinct 13?

345
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,200
But anyway, Obliterated, it's insane.

346
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,920
It's worth watching just for the insanity.

347
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,980
I'm not telling you it's good, I'm telling you it's insane.

348
00:42:31,980 --> 00:42:32,820
Okay.

349
00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:34,600
It's worth watching for the insanity of it.

350
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:35,760
Okay.

351
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,200
Well, people at home, if you wanna watch

352
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:42,280
an insane dick fueled show, go watch Obliterated.

353
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,920
Brought to you by like the titty hiding bitch.

354
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,040
We got our female viewers back.

355
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,560
Yeah, female viewers are back in, locked and loaded.

356
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,280
It takes like anti-misogyny is what they'll call it

357
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,800
from now on, your actions moving forward.

358
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,360
If you're tired of seeing, yeah, gratuitous sex

359
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:02,080
and violence, watch this show and you will get way more

360
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,440
of it than you've ever thought.

361
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,840
It's enough to make you never wanna see it again.

362
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,000
It's insane.

363
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000
See another dick again?

364
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,960
No, just see the gratuitousness of the entire show.

365
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,200
Because here's the thing, you've only implanted one thing.

366
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,040
There's only one thing I've ever-

367
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,480
And your brain, but notice it's your brain

368
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,200
that's getting stuck on dicks, Andy.

369
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,040
It always is.

370
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:18,880
It's your brain.

371
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:19,700
It always is.

372
00:43:19,700 --> 00:43:20,540
Thanks.

373
00:43:20,540 --> 00:43:24,200
So pivoting backwards before we talked about Obliterated,

374
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,880
I think there was a point I wanted to finish on your thing,

375
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,520
which was?

376
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,760
Obliterated, on Obliterated?

377
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:31,600
No, that's pretty lost.

378
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:32,760
I've lost it too.

379
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,400
Oh no, we were just reminiscing about toys.

380
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,500
That's not important.

381
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,440
Oh, the Barbie thing.

382
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:41,280
Ah yeah.

383
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:45,260
I think probably the funniest way to display that

384
00:43:45,260 --> 00:43:46,820
would be out of box.

385
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,440
Elephant on a shelf style?

386
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,900
Elephant on a shelf, sitting somewhere

387
00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:52,840
is what I was gonna say.

388
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,360
Next to the, but then like,

389
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:59,200
they would be next to the wharf statue that I have.

390
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,240
I would have to start a Star Trek area,

391
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,240
which I might now, so.

392
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,920
Well you could get, yeah.

393
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,360
But you know what?

394
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:08,440
I don't need a Barbie.

395
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,480
If we're, listen, oh God, wait.

396
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:11,640
No, wait, hold the fucking phone.

397
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:12,680
Does Randy need a Barbie?

398
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:13,520
I might have to edit this

399
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,240
because earlier in the episode I said,

400
00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:17,600
hey everybody bring me presents.

401
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,920
And now I'm saying I don't want Barbies.

402
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,200
I get lots of Barbies.

403
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,400
Oh my God, hold on, let me write this down.

404
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:29,000
Let me write this down so I can never edit it, yes.

405
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,600
I'm just gonna put Barbie edit,

406
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,280
and hope I know what I mean when I'm less stoned later.

407
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,580
But thank God, if I had smoked one more rip off of that,

408
00:44:37,580 --> 00:44:41,560
I would have let that go unnoticed, and oh.

409
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,920
Maybe don't talk about it anymore,

410
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:43,960
just moving on.

411
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:44,800
Moving on.

412
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:47,800
Okay, well.

413
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:48,820
Let's talk about the movie.

414
00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:50,360
I guess we, yeah, we might as well.

415
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,480
At some point get to the movie.

416
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:53,680
Yeah, fuck it, let's go.

417
00:44:58,060 --> 00:45:00,080
It's Assault on Precinct 13.

418
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:00,920
Assault on Precinct 13.

419
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,440
Start with the name of the movie.

420
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,280
I'm still.

421
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,720
He is so high now.

422
00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:06,480
Love those joints, they're so good.

423
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,320
It's okay.

424
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,400
I really enjoyed the movie.

425
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:09,600
Oh yeah, okay, well yeah.

426
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:10,440
We're just gonna.

427
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,280
Starting off, starting off,

428
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,040
we're just gonna start off, yeah.

429
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,080
Okay, general feeling.

430
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,080
If he's saying he loved it, I'll.

431
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:16,920
Yours?

432
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,940
I'm a fan.

433
00:45:17,940 --> 00:45:19,680
I thought it was great.

434
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,780
But we'll get into reasons why.

435
00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:22,620
We'll get into reasons why.

436
00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:23,440
And Mike?

437
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:27,360
My overall opinion is it's maybe the dumbest fucking movie

438
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,840
I've ever seen in my life.

439
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,760
It's worse.

440
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:31,720
It's. Well.

441
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,200
Worse than Terrifier.

442
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,920
This is a horrible fucking movie objectively.

443
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,720
Okay. There's not, it has no,

444
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:39,860
I won't say no redeeming qualities,

445
00:45:39,860 --> 00:45:41,660
because it is what it is.

446
00:45:41,660 --> 00:45:44,240
It's a John, it's very John Carpenter.

447
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:45,080
Yeah.

448
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:45,920
Very B movie.

449
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:46,760
Yeah.

450
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:50,120
But it's, as far as being good, it's not good.

451
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:52,980
It's objectively bad.

452
00:45:52,980 --> 00:45:55,800
People make stupid decisions in the entire movie.

453
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,160
From the very beginning,

454
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,040
it starts out as just cops murdering people.

455
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,200
It's just the whole.

456
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,040
Okay.

457
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:03,860
The whole movie.

458
00:46:03,860 --> 00:46:05,320
Which you didn't even realize when I started talking about.

459
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,880
No, well I remembered, I remember the scene.

460
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,400
You're like, oh, what cops murdering people?

461
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,240
I'm like, who's the good guy?

462
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:10,600
There's no good guys in this movie.

463
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:11,800
Okay, well let's, yeah, let's bring it down.

464
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,320
Cause I, I agree with a lot of what you're saying.

465
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,160
Yeah.

466
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,680
Doesn't make me hate the movie one bit.

467
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:17,520
Exactly.

468
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:18,920
I think like just for,

469
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,400
if we're going to talk about the dumbest things

470
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,240
in this movie.

471
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,060
Yeah.

472
00:46:22,060 --> 00:46:24,720
Let's start with the dumbest thing in the entire movie.

473
00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:25,680
And it's the,

474
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:31,120
the orchestrated and unreliable amount of gang members.

475
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:31,960
The amount of.

476
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:32,800
The fucking.

477
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:33,640
Yeah.

478
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:34,480
The overwhelming.

479
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:35,320
The over-were guys.

480
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,040
Over-were, well here's the thing.

481
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:41,040
There's about 10 scenes that go on way too long

482
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:44,680
of those gang members out in the lawn area.

483
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,520
Just walking over.

484
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:46,800
Where there's hundreds of them.

485
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,640
At one point, there's about 150 of them running across

486
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,760
in different directions going on every which way.

487
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,920
Some just going back and forth.

488
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:55,960
And then, but then they just go back.

489
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,040
It's our whole thing.

490
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,480
Then they just all, then they all,

491
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,080
but every time you look at them,

492
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,080
they're crouched in that like G.I. Joe position.

493
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:04,920
G.I. Joe.

494
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:05,760
Where they're all like.

495
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,320
They're not gang members.

496
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:08,160
They're yeah, at this point.

497
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,000
It's like military systems.

498
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:09,920
They're militaristic gang members.

499
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:13,840
Which is gonna lead me to why this movie isn't so bad.

500
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,760
I know, that's a pivot, but hear me out.

501
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:20,440
The reason that those gang members are the way we are

502
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:24,440
is because we're dealing with a alternate style universe.

503
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,280
Where.

504
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,680
So there's zombies or aliens is what I.

505
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:27,840
They're not zombies or aliens.

506
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,640
Then it would make a lot more sense.

507
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:33,480
That is a, if they were zombies,

508
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,880
this might have made more sense.

509
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,160
Yeah, exactly.

510
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:38,000
In a way.

511
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,320
It could have been a more solid movie.

512
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,960
They did come off like zombies,

513
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,080
because like you said, they were all like military trained

514
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,640
outside of the place, surrounding it.

515
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,520
But then when it came into like them,

516
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,200
just fucking mindlessly crawling through the windows

517
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,880
and everyone has guns, they're blowing away.

518
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,520
Give me hella Call of Duty zombies vibes.

519
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:54,360
Which guns?

520
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:55,800
Were those the silence guns,

521
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,160
making no noise even when they shoot out windows?

522
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:58,560
No, no, they didn't even have guns.

523
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,400
They were just trying to crawl into the windows.

524
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,240
I know, but I'm still.

525
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:02,080
You remember that.

526
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,280
That five minute on like,

527
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,000
you said five minute scene where it's,

528
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,360
he's playing whack-a-mole with a shotgun.

529
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:10,200
And it's like, yeah.

530
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,040
Stock gun shot.

531
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:11,880
You know what, with this,

532
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:15,520
with this 37 shot shotgun or the, or the.

533
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,840
I counted the 14 shots out of the revolver.

534
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,720
He ran into the other room.

535
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:22,320
They did show them loading every now and then, but.

536
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,680
Why did the army guys,

537
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,120
I know that they put the word Cholo down

538
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,840
and I know that that means a lot to these people.

539
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,400
Was that what the word was? Cholo?

540
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,240
Yeah.

541
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:34,080
Is that, am I wrong?

542
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:34,900
I think so.

543
00:48:34,900 --> 00:48:36,360
Was it, was that flag they threw down?

544
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:37,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

545
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,520
Which never unraveled.

546
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:39,360
You never got to see it.

547
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,520
No, because it made no sense.

548
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,360
Like everything else.

549
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,640
Also the very, very beginning.

550
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,360
There's just a bunch of cops on rooftops

551
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:45,200
and they just straight up.

552
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,600
Just randomly murdering people.

553
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,320
Super duper Rodney King, these six guys.

554
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,440
And they're. Just murdered him.

555
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:51,280
And then you hear that,

556
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,160
you see the cop walk out of his house

557
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,000
that is way too nice for a fucking cop to be living in.

558
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,000
Well, he just got promoted.

559
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,440
Listen, listens to the radio

560
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:00,920
and they're referring to all the guys

561
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:02,200
that they killed as juveniles.

562
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,400
And like, none of those guys were under 30.

563
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,240
No.

564
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:07,160
Well, this is, but this is,

565
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,440
this came out in the seventies.

566
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:09,280
76.

567
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,280
According to 70s movies and TV shows,

568
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,360
those were as close as you got to actual teenagers.

569
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:15,920
The gang members, was he trying.

570
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,880
Like Happy Days wasn't it a bunch of 30 somethings

571
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:18,720
playing teenagers.

572
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:19,640
But the four gang members,

573
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,440
was he just trying not to be racist

574
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:25,120
by making them like these not really gang member dudes?

575
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:25,960
Yeah.

576
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,360
Like maybe one of each race.

577
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,200
I thought.

578
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:29,040
Yeah.

579
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,040
That's how gangs work.

580
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,880
You know, they all get together from the different races.

581
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,680
That's why this is a different universe.

582
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,840
Racism doesn't exist in this universe.

583
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,360
That's no, hear me out.

584
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,200
If racism doesn't exist,

585
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,320
we're still gonna have gangs.

586
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,880
It's just, we're gonna have gangs of multicultural people.

587
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,040
We just said Cholo a minute ago on the flag.

588
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:47,880
Okay.

589
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:48,720
Racism exists.

590
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,040
I don't think he understood what Cholo meant.

591
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,040
Because I've heard the word Cholo in the past

592
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,480
and I know that they didn't mean,

593
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,040
we're gonna kill you.

594
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,280
Nothing will stop us.

595
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,000
Our lives mean nothing.

596
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,080
You will die.

597
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:01,920
We weren't sure,

598
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,080
or were they maybe American Indians

599
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,960
doing their blood brother thing at the beginning.

600
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:05,800
That emo blood ritual.

601
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,080
That also maybe, the emo blood ritual.

602
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,840
Maybe they're American Indians

603
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,440
and they're fighting against the man.

604
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,160
So maybe that's what he was trying to get at.

605
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:14,000
I don't fucking know.

606
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,280
This movie's stupid.

607
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,120
But they're not Native American.

608
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:17,120
I know.

609
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,920
That's the point.

610
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,000
There's a lot of things you could point out in this movie

611
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,240
that just like don't make sense.

612
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:23,080
Exactly.

613
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:24,000
Like the whole movie itself,

614
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,640
there's no lesson to be learned.

615
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:29,040
It is all a story of some crazy shit that happens.

616
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:29,880
Yeah.

617
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:30,720
It's insane.

618
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:31,560
I agree.

619
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:32,400
You guys are right.

620
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,840
It's, nothing makes sense.

621
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,200
Why did they just,

622
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,040
hey, freeze.

623
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:38,240
And then without another word,

624
00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:40,560
just kill all of those people in that exact.

625
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:41,400
Exactly.

626
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,080
Why is the ice cream truck,

627
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:45,000
wait, I've been to a thousand ice cream trucks

628
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:45,880
in my life, right?

629
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:46,720
Oh, wow.

630
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:47,560
I can tell.

631
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:48,400
Right.

632
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,080
And my children and all that through all life.

633
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,520
I've taken kids to ice cream trucks.

634
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,520
I can't tell you how many times.

635
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:54,920
And I can't remember one time

636
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,800
I got a cone with a rolled scoop out of an ice cream truck.

637
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,240
And then it was the wrong one.

638
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,720
Well, you're talking about the seventies.

639
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:02,960
It never, that never happened?

640
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,320
No, it didn't exist, Andy.

641
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:05,160
Wait.

642
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,080
It didn't exist.

643
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:06,920
Okay.

644
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,760
I mean, I believe you because I believe that I've never had.

645
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:09,600
Nobody had an ice cream truck

646
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:10,640
before they rolled up the ice cream

647
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:11,480
and put it on a cone.

648
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:12,320
That has to exist somewhere.

649
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,480
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

650
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:14,320
Wait.

651
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,520
And then it was the wrong one,

652
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:16,760
not the orange swirl one.

653
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:17,600
Well, yeah.

654
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:18,440
She did ask for a vanilla swirl.

655
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:19,280
She asked for a vanilla swirl.

656
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:20,120
He was preoccupied.

657
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,440
That's right.

658
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,320
He was watching this gang fucking drive up

659
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,720
and down the street very slowly.

660
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,080
I would have been sketched out too.

661
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,320
If I was the ice cream guy, right?

662
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:30,480
Here I am.

663
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:31,680
Hey, we're close kids, sorry.

664
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:32,520
But then she insists on like a force up.

665
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:33,360
Which is an example,

666
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:36,840
I'm gonna give her an ice cream scoop because money.

667
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:38,680
But the point about it,

668
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,960
I think it makes sense is the point.

669
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:42,800
Okay.

670
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:43,920
Then he shoots the ice cream guy,

671
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,160
the little girl in the ice cream.

672
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:46,360
Oh, before he does that,

673
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,400
he puts the gun in his mouth and it's really gay looking.

674
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:50,240
Yeah.

675
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,080
Why?

676
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,920
He's just straight out fucking his mouth.

677
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,760
This is the most diverse gang I've ever seen.

678
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:56,600
Yes.

679
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,200
And then when he shoots the guy,

680
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,320
he's obviously dead.

681
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,880
He's dead for two or three minutes down there on the ground.

682
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:03,280
But till he gets up and tells the guy

683
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,840
that the shit's under the dash is a gun.

684
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:07,680
It's just the whole movie.

685
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:08,800
That's some badass last words though.

686
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,960
Every decision made in this movie

687
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:15,480
is made to obviously move the plot forward.

688
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:16,320
Yeah.

689
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:17,160
What can be the true plot?

690
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:18,880
Well, there was no reason to kill that ice cream man.

691
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,720
And there's no reason at all.

692
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:21,560
There's no reason at all.

693
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,560
You're just drawing attention to your gang now

694
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:24,680
for no reason.

695
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:25,720
That's the whole thing.

696
00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:26,560
I love that.

697
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:30,960
No, I like that it shows they don't give a fuck.

698
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,920
I laughed really hard at that point.

699
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:33,760
Yeah.

700
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,200
Because not the fact that the little girl

701
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,360
and the ice cream man die,

702
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,920
but the fact that the guy comes out of the phone booth

703
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,040
and then it just cuts to them laying dead on the ground.

704
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:41,880
I just saw that.

705
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:42,720
I was like, ha ha.

706
00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:43,640
I'm like.

707
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,120
But the phone booth, the phone booth,

708
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,680
which by the way, also is in the middle of a dirt field.

709
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:49,520
That makes sense though.

710
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,040
There were phone booths everywhere back in the 70s.

711
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,560
No, not when there was superman gonna change.

712
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,000
Not when there wasn't electricity.

713
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,960
There was not phone booths where there wasn't electricity

714
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,080
or phone lines.

715
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,440
This was in the middle of a fucking dirt field.

716
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:00,440
This is downtown?

717
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:01,280
Well, I.

718
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:02,120
No, look at that dirt field.

719
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,240
Oh yeah, the second.

720
00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:04,440
Not the one by the ice cream truck.

721
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:05,560
He went to another one.

722
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,960
The other one he goes to later.

723
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:07,800
Yeah, I don't know where they were.

724
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,320
It's in the middle of nowhere.

725
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:10,160
There's a field there.

726
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:11,000
There's a phone booth in the middle of it.

727
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,320
He did just kind of run through a field

728
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,000
to a phone booth and then run more through a.

729
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:16,840
I was like, no, no.

730
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,360
Actually, I think it was a park.

731
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,000
I think it was just a phone booth and a park.

732
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,520
But that's not how they are.

733
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:22,800
They're not sitting by themselves

734
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:23,760
out in the middle of the park.

735
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:24,800
We don't know what's happened.

736
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,040
What I'm saying is alternate universe rules.

737
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,440
Yes, as long as you make everything

738
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:29,760
an alternate universe, this movie works.

739
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:30,600
That's what I'm saying.

740
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:35,560
In this universe, silencers work better.

741
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,720
Windows don't make noise when they break.

742
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:38,200
Racism doesn't exist.

743
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,240
Carpenter-verse.

744
00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:42,760
Yeah, you can kill children on TV, on the movies.

745
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:43,680
You don't see that a lot.

746
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:44,520
No, we don't see that a lot.

747
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,760
Speaking of which, fun facts about the little girl

748
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,280
getting shot that I brought up earlier.

749
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,720
Thanks for sticking around with me.

750
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:51,560
Nice.

751
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:52,400
That's for you.

752
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:53,240
That's for you.

753
00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:54,080
The one that's paying attention.

754
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,240
That little girl actually grows up

755
00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:59,000
to become one of the ladies in The Real Housewives.

756
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,120
And she is also the woman yelling at the cat meme.

757
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,560
She's the one woman yelling at the cat.

758
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,400
Oh, really?

759
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,200
Yeah.

760
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,040
I don't know what yelling at cat meme is.

761
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:07,720
I don't know the yelling at the cat meme either.

762
00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:09,640
It's like the lady's holding one lady back

763
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:13,120
and she's like yelling and there's a cat sitting at a table.

764
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,160
It's a pretty popular meme.

765
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,000
Someone will get it.

766
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,440
But then also, that scene is what,

767
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,160
so this is one of John Carpenter's first movies.

768
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:21,760
Very low budget, all shot on one location.

769
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:22,600
This one right here?

770
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:23,440
Low budget?

771
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:24,280
Let's not go to low budget.

772
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,600
Okay, there's one scene in this movie.

773
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,440
This is where I basically just quit watching the movie.

774
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:28,280
I did.

775
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:29,480
I was more than halfway through.

776
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:30,480
Well, you quit watching the movie?

777
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,720
Well, I didn't quit, but I started paying attention

778
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,320
to my phone and shit at some point.

779
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:38,280
Because there's a point in this movie, wait.

780
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:39,800
There's a point in this movie, first of all,

781
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:41,720
where they go, first of all, it's not even Precinct 13,

782
00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:42,560
it's Precinct 9.

783
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:43,400
So let's start with that.

784
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,240
Speaking of nonsensical,

785
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,840
the whole place isn't even Precinct 13.

786
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,440
They're at it, it's Precinct 9.

787
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:49,280
Oh yeah, yeah.

788
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:50,120
It's not even Precinct 13.

789
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:50,960
The building even says it on the outside.

790
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,600
There's no assault on Precinct 13, it doesn't even happen.

791
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,440
Okay, but that's not my problem.

792
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,640
They went through name changes of the movie.

793
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:59,000
But going to the name changes and all that shit,

794
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,960
my problem with this entire movie boils down to this.

795
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:03,840
When Mr. Black Cop comes out,

796
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,160
Mr. Just Promoted to Lieutenant.

797
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,080
His name is Bishop.

798
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,040
I know, when Bishop comes out,

799
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:12,600
in front of the yard of the precinct,

800
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:16,760
and with his hammer,

801
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:21,000
to nail in the handmade sign about the precinct moving,

802
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,640
that he's obviously just written himself,

803
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,520
because the LAPD cannot afford the budget

804
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,800
to make a sign about a precinct closing.

805
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,280
They just close it and have the dude write a sign.

806
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,960
It's like, okay, I'm sorry,

807
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,960
this movie is objectively the stupidest thing

808
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,240
I've ever seen.

809
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:40,200
This shit would never happen.

810
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:41,040
I agree.

811
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,480
Ever, in any universe.

812
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:43,680
Nope, alternate universe.

813
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:46,080
Alternate universe where the cops handwrite signs

814
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,240
to hammer with their own hammer and nails.

815
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:51,040
They don't even have a custodian.

816
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,160
They have the-

817
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:55,640
This is a poorer police department because-

818
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:56,920
The LAPD-

819
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:59,080
If you don't have this,

820
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:00,640
no, I'm not gonna say the controversial thing

821
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:01,480
I was gonna say.

822
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,720
But it was,

823
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:07,720
maybe without racism,

824
00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:09,880
you wouldn't need as many police officers.

825
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,240
That's all I'm saying.

826
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:15,440
So if we work in a world where-

827
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,960
So basically you've not defended any of the stupid things

828
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:18,800
at all other than saying alternate universe.

829
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:19,640
I'm saying no.

830
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,800
I'm saying John Carpenter made a world

831
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,960
where racism doesn't exist and we should thank him for it.

832
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:26,880
And in this world of-

833
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:28,920
So there's objectively no bad movies then

834
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,800
because they just are different universes.

835
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,960
Nope, I didn't care for Terrifier one bit.

836
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:33,800
That's just a different universe.

837
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:34,640
I think we talked about that.

838
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,280
In that universe, you can divide people in half.

839
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:37,120
That's just how it works.

840
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,400
Another stupid thing to point out was that

841
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,400
these are cops and career criminals

842
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:45,080
and neither of them knew what to properly call ammunition.

843
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,720
For all you gun nuts out there, maybe.

844
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:47,640
No, they don't know shit.

845
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:51,000
Yeah, they referred to the shotgun shells as rounds

846
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,200
and they referred to the bullets and the guns as shots.

847
00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:58,560
Okay, interesting.

848
00:56:58,560 --> 00:56:59,640
I didn't realize that.

849
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,680
Yeah, okay.

850
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,920
So the movie is objectively bad,

851
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:07,960
but I loved it.

852
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:09,680
I think the score is awesome.

853
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:10,960
It's tense, it's cool.

854
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,640
I love that there's for some reason,

855
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,440
pretty much just, I think three or four minutes

856
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,640
of just windows being shot out.

857
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:21,480
What, you can't hear it.

858
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:22,320
What?

859
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,160
What, you can't hear it.

860
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:24,160
What, you can't hear the bullets.

861
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:25,200
Or the windows.

862
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:29,640
Now, to be fair, to be fair, this is the 70s, right?

863
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:32,680
The common myth on silencers is that they worked

864
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:35,240
like they do in the movies from the 70s

865
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:36,400
in which this was made.

866
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,760
So I'm not gonna fault this that it has the

867
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,680
peep, pew noise, right?

868
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:41,520
So fuck it.

869
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:43,280
If this, in this, whatever.

870
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:44,480
In this universe.

871
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,040
Even in this movie, if he goes with like,

872
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:50,080
hey, it'd be cool if they all used silencers.

873
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:51,760
That way the neighbors wouldn't even hear

874
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:52,880
because it's a downtown.

875
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:54,640
But does anybody really think if you use

876
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,680
a hundred silenced guns, it doesn't make noise?

877
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,440
It makes breaking windows noises.

878
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,720
Which, but no, but the thing is the cops,

879
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,000
the whole time are like,

880
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,040
I know we're getting reports of fireworks,

881
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:06,280
we're getting reports of gunfire.

882
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,320
They can't hear anything.

883
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,480
But no, but then specifically as they're driving by,

884
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:11,560
they're like, we can't find this gunfire.

885
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:12,520
We're tripping out.

886
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:13,560
Like they were worried.

887
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:14,400
They were on it.

888
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:15,680
Right, because window glass break.

889
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:19,480
At no point did those two cops think that it was nothing.

890
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:22,040
Like maybe in the beginning they thought

891
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,640
this could be nothing, but that intensified.

892
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,960
They were good cops because they kept searching.

893
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:27,920
Oh, they kept on it.

894
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:28,760
They kept going.

895
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:30,800
And they had never at one point where they're like,

896
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,520
hey, we should just give up because fuck this shit.

897
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:35,760
No, they were like, we can't find these cops.

898
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,360
Like we can't find this shit.

899
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,000
And then another part that made me laugh super hard,

900
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,840
it just cuts to a dead telephone line guy just hanging.

901
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:44,480
Yeah.

902
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:45,760
That was funny.

903
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,960
That was a funny, I don't know what he was going for

904
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:50,160
with that, that they just killed him?

905
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:54,080
They just killed him so they could cut the telephone lines.

906
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:57,040
Saves us a trip with the scissors, I guess.

907
00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:01,200
Another stupid thing was that the guy who was sick,

908
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,960
that was the whole reason the prisoners had to get

909
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,920
like wheeled into the prison.

910
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:09,920
He's the black fella that's like sitting next to him

911
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:13,000
the entire time, three different parts.

912
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,880
And I'm like, why are you sitting right next to the guy

913
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,960
who's obviously super sick?

914
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:18,280
You're not chained to him or anything.

915
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:19,400
In the beginning he's chained to him,

916
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:22,040
but like he's like right there next to him.

917
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:23,560
And then they put him in the three separate cages.

918
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,280
And I'm like, thank God.

919
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,480
Although it did take 30 minutes to get there,

920
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,960
what was the 30 minutes of this movement?

921
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,840
Not only that, they send the guy out,

922
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:35,200
one of the prisoners out to make a break for it.

923
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,840
He gets inside the car, he's driving away.

924
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:40,040
Obvious, the most obvious stunt double.

925
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:43,320
This is a black bald man.

926
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:45,600
And then the guy driving the car is a white guy

927
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,760
with jerry curls that you can clearly see.

928
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:49,320
I don't even remember that. A full head of hair.

929
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,800
Oh God, that sounds really good.

930
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,720
I had to rewind. I was like, did I just say?

931
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,600
The movie got better after the first half hour,

932
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:59,080
but the first, at 33 minutes, I actually wrote this.

933
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:01,840
At this 33 minute commercial,

934
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:05,200
this is by far the worst movie we have watched.

935
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:07,280
Yes, worst and terrifying.

936
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:08,120
Does it make you miss me?

937
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:09,440
Of any movie we have watched.

938
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:10,280
We watched?

939
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:11,880
It's so much better.

940
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:13,280
At 30 minutes, I'm just saying,

941
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,560
the first 33 minutes of this movie are...

942
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:17,680
That's where you were at.

943
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:19,080
That's where I was at.

944
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,320
It got better.

945
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:21,160
Jesus.

946
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:23,600
And then when it came back from the commercials,

947
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,160
when he did that sign, and that's when I was like, fuck.

948
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:28,800
He fucking hammered the sign in the out front

949
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,920
and talked to the people by itself.

950
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:33,800
There's also two things where it tries to do,

951
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:34,640
I know it came out before.

952
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:36,120
I was about to hammer the sign in,

953
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:37,440
I'm just like, dude, come on.

954
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:42,440
But that's, really, it's the silliest thing.

955
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:44,680
They say we're trying to be serious

956
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,000
and they made it look silly in the process.

957
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,400
It was so silly.

958
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:48,920
Well, I think he was doing, okay,

959
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:51,120
so every time the actress,

960
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,840
the one who played the secretary,

961
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:56,240
the one that lives throughout it, right?

962
01:00:56,240 --> 01:01:00,360
There's one scene where the blinds are on her eyes

963
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,720
and she's like flirting with the guy, sort of,

964
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:04,360
and she's like looking at him like,

965
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:09,360
just real overacting, like Hitchcock, like, I don't care.

966
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:11,600
Oh, you mean Lee?

967
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:12,440
The chick?

968
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:13,280
The chick, Lee?

969
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:15,640
Not Julie, Julie's the annoying one that dies

970
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:16,480
and I'm very happy about it.

971
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:20,080
Lee is my actual wife and I've never simped for any woman,

972
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:22,040
but I fell in love with Lee.

973
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,640
I thought she was so hot the entire time.

974
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:27,440
That is my wife and don't say anything bad about her.

975
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,840
I wasn't, I think she was the sex pot.

976
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:30,680
The whole movie.

977
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:31,520
Yeah, she's her job.

978
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:36,280
She can get it now at 75 years old.

979
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:37,120
Who is she?

980
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:37,960
I don't care.

981
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:38,800
Well, yeah.

982
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:39,640
Laurie Zimmer.

983
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:40,840
Okay, you looked it up, nice.

984
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:43,440
Yeah, she was hot.

985
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,800
Oh, and then speaking of hot, I mean, not-

986
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:46,720
And a bad bitch too.

987
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:47,560
She blows a guy's head off.

988
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:48,400
And a bad bitch.

989
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,400
She gets shot and she's just cool and mellow

990
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:51,240
the whole time.

991
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,640
I like how she was like, she had her little gun

992
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:53,800
and she was just shooting perfect.

993
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:54,880
It was like amazing.

994
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:56,000
But she took her time.

995
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,360
Yeah, she did take her time, but she was really good shot.

996
01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,480
She was a good shot.

997
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:00,760
One-handed revolver style.

998
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,480
And no kickback really or nothing.

999
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:03,320
It was great, yeah.

1000
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:04,520
It cut away with the kickback.

1001
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:07,800
And she only fired 13 or 14 times before reloading,

1002
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:08,800
which I thought was great.

1003
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:10,520
But it is a police station.

1004
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:12,000
It could have been more bullets.

1005
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,000
You gotta put them in the gun.

1006
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:13,920
It was a revolver.

1007
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:14,760
Yeah.

1008
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:15,600
Yeah, well you gotta stop.

1009
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:16,440
There was a lot of times we were looking

1010
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:17,560
at a shotgun guy.

1011
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,080
She could have been reloading.

1012
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:19,920
Okay, yeah.

1013
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:20,760
For God's sake.

1014
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,640
In this universe, everything's possible.

1015
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:27,640
I love the use, oh man, just high now.

1016
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:28,480
Just high now.

1017
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:29,320
Uh.

1018
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:30,160
Look at the use.

1019
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:32,040
I'm trying to, so what is the good,

1020
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,200
now I told you the bad parts.

1021
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:34,280
That's really the bad of the movie.

1022
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:36,320
Other than that, the action stuff at the end.

1023
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,320
Oh, if we're talking about good stuff,

1024
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:39,440
let's get into the good stuff.

1025
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,280
Yeah, a lot of 45 movies.

1026
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,360
I think Bishop's a badass main character.

1027
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:44,680
I love him because he's unsure.

1028
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,000
He's not perfect.

1029
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,120
He makes mistakes.

1030
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:48,520
I thought he got much better.

1031
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:51,080
His penmanship sucked though on that sign.

1032
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:52,240
It was just not that good a penmanship on that sign.

1033
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:54,280
How'd you know he wrote it?

1034
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,240
He just hammered it in, Mike.

1035
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,080
How do you know?

1036
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:57,920
He's making a assumption.

1037
01:02:57,920 --> 01:02:58,760
He found it somewhere.

1038
01:02:58,760 --> 01:02:59,840
It feels like you're trying to paint this guy

1039
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:00,680
into a corner.

1040
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,360
He just found it somewhere, I guess, that's true.

1041
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:04,080
Or what are the sec, or Julie wrote it.

1042
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:05,560
We all think Julie, let's pin it on her.

1043
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,320
Yeah, blame it on Julie.

1044
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:08,160
Julie wrote it.

1045
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,600
She sucked, she should have better penmanship.

1046
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:10,440
Better penmanship.

1047
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:14,560
There was two parts that this reminded me of,

1048
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:16,600
like I know it came out before Pulp Fiction,

1049
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:17,600
but you know in Pulp Fiction,

1050
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,320
everyone wants to know what's in the case,

1051
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:20,240
what's in the suitcase.

1052
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:22,880
It's like they tried to do two things,

1053
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:27,880
like one is where Bishop's talking to Lee, my wife,

1054
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:32,560
and he's talking about, oh my dad sent me in here

1055
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:34,680
when I was a kid and I carved something into the desk.

1056
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,000
She's like, what'd you carve into the desk?

1057
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,600
And he's standing over the desk and he shows it.

1058
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:39,400
They never tell you what he wrote.

1059
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,320
Then there's Napoleon Wilson,

1060
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:45,800
who is played by John Carpenter's neighbor at the time.

1061
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:48,880
Okay, so I'm so glad you brought that up.

1062
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:51,560
Real quick, first off, my favorite character,

1063
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:52,760
Napoleon Dynamite.

1064
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:54,400
What's his name?

1065
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:55,280
Napoleon Wilson.

1066
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:56,360
Napoleon Wilson.

1067
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:58,000
I love this dude.

1068
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,320
Can I get a smoke?

1069
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:03,920
So read his, okay, I'm gonna read his IMDB description.

1070
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:06,800
Got a smoke?

1071
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:10,280
Darwin Jostin secured himself a permanent place

1072
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,320
in cult movie history with a particularly

1073
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,880
laconically witty line, laid back, death row bound

1074
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,200
convict, Napoleon Wilson.

1075
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:21,320
It's his best role and played with exceptional skill,

1076
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:25,240
mellow, low key with a, hold on, with a blah blah blah.

1077
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:26,080
Disarmingly.

1078
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:30,080
But okay, but then it says with a sadonic wisecrack,

1079
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:33,120
Jostin's terrific portrayal of this acidic

1080
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,240
and fatalistic Wilson should have led to bigger

1081
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:36,160
and better things.

1082
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:37,760
Alas, it did not.

1083
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:38,600
That was it.

1084
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,160
That's just the end of the paragraph.

1085
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,760
That's the end of the paragraph for IMDB.

1086
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:46,200
You go back to his IMDB and he was in shit.

1087
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:47,040
Not right here.

1088
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,520
But yeah, he did not make it big.

1089
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,240
Jostin Blue was nice, he didn't make it anything.

1090
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,240
He's really a nothing guy.

1091
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:57,760
And they hint that, why do they call you Napoleon Wilson?

1092
01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:59,560
And you never find out why.

1093
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:01,200
He's like, oh, I'll tell you later.

1094
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:03,040
And then doesn't he say, oh, I had to tell that guy

1095
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:04,160
something later, right?

1096
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:06,720
He never told him, he never find out.

1097
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:08,800
I wish this dude was in more things.

1098
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:12,680
I keep thinking about movies I wish that he was in maybe.

1099
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:17,680
He would have been a good, The Hitcher or The Hitchhiker,

1100
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:19,440
a movie like that.

1101
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:20,840
Where if he were to play like another,

1102
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:24,040
I mean, now I'm tight casting him as like a weirdo.

1103
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:25,960
But in this one, he's charming.

1104
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:28,120
I think if you gave him demented,

1105
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:29,440
he would have been able to play it off well.

1106
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,120
Yeah, and I think they maybe should have.

1107
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:32,480
And that's sort of the-

1108
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:33,720
I like that he went charming.

1109
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:35,200
I like that he was charming and good

1110
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:36,080
throughout the whole thing.

1111
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:36,920
He's always good.

1112
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:39,200
He's the death row of men who did horrible things,

1113
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:40,680
supposedly, I guess.

1114
01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:43,800
But yeah, through this movie, he's the only guy you like.

1115
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:44,640
Yeah.

1116
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:47,400
He still played Patty Cake with the other prisoner.

1117
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:48,560
Remember when they were trying to,

1118
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:50,600
they did some Patty Cake, Patty Cake, one, two, three, four,

1119
01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:52,520
fuck you, fuck you, one, two, three, four.

1120
01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:54,640
And then he's like, I win, fuck!

1121
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:55,480
I don't know.

1122
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:56,320
We're doing it again!

1123
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:57,600
I was gonna look up how that was played,

1124
01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,360
but I don't know how to look it up.

1125
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:01,200
I saw that.

1126
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,160
Patty Cake, Knuckles, prison rules.

1127
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:06,520
I was like, this is rated R, I thought.

1128
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:07,600
This is pretty big.

1129
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:09,960
Well, for the time, yeah, I was rated R.

1130
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:10,800
Oh, yeah, no.

1131
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,560
So we should know the little girl got an R rating.

1132
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:16,880
It's rated R for sure because I looked it up.

1133
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:20,360
As I was looking this up while the movie was playing,

1134
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:23,400
one of the trivia was, I'll read it.

1135
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:25,640
Hang on, where's trivia?

1136
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:26,640
There's no nudity or anything.

1137
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:27,720
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1138
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:28,560
It's rated R.

1139
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:29,640
It's not even guts.

1140
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:30,480
There's no blood and guts.

1141
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:31,320
I don't think they swear.

1142
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:32,160
I don't think they say fuck.

1143
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:34,120
And even the blood is like nothing really.

1144
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:35,640
They do say fuck.

1145
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:36,760
Do they say fuck?

1146
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,600
Yeah, they say it all the time.

1147
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:39,560
Oh yeah, I guess they do say it.

1148
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:40,400
They say it all the time.

1149
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:43,440
Where's the trivia?

1150
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:44,880
I thought there was one that said

1151
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:45,720
that they used the word fuck like.

1152
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:47,360
It's such natural language

1153
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:48,920
that you don't really recognize it.

1154
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:51,720
I think they used it like 100 and something times.

1155
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,400
And as I was reading that fact.

1156
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:55,160
It's a lot of prison language, right?

1157
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:57,440
They were saying the word fuck.

1158
01:06:58,960 --> 01:06:59,960
Oh, he was one of the guys,

1159
01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:01,560
John Carpenter played one of the gang members

1160
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:02,680
that got shot through the window.

1161
01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:04,000
So now I wanna hear,

1162
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,760
I do wanna know why you guys think it's objectively good.

1163
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:07,600
What's good about it?

1164
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:11,240
Oh, by the way, it's not just us, Mike.

1165
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:14,160
If we go to Rotten Tomatoes, by the way.

1166
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:15,960
I said, this is not a popular opinion.

1167
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,240
I wrote that right on my shit.

1168
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:18,080
Yeah, it's not just us.

1169
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:19,840
By the way, people at home, it's like,

1170
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:23,240
oh, Austin and I are on the outside because we agree that.

1171
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:26,400
It's got a 96% on Rotten Tomato.

1172
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:28,320
And then an 80% on audience.

1173
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:29,160
I understand it.

1174
01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:30,000
It's a good movie.

1175
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,840
So bad.

1176
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:32,680
It's such a bad movie.

1177
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:35,240
A lot of flaws, but I think it gave it a lot of charm.

1178
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:37,280
It made me enjoy it all the way through.

1179
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:40,080
So much so that I actually went and bought the remake

1180
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:42,240
from 2005 with Ethan Hawke.

1181
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:43,080
Oh, okay.

1182
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:43,920
I thought it was a better movie.

1183
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,440
Martin Lawrence, sorry, not Martin Lawrence,

1184
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:47,880
fucking idiot, Lawrence Fishburne.

1185
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:48,720
Have you watched it yet?

1186
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:49,560
Martin Lawrence Fishburne.

1187
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:50,720
Do you think it was a better movie?

1188
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:51,560
I did watch it.

1189
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:52,880
Okay, so hold on real quick,

1190
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:54,240
because here's the thing.

1191
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:57,400
I'm about 32 minutes in.

1192
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:01,200
And so far, here's, okay.

1193
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:02,680
So what I liked about the first movie

1194
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:04,520
is that it's one of those minimalistic sort of things.

1195
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:05,920
It's like, you don't need to know why it is.

1196
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:07,680
It's just the plot is moving forward.

1197
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:08,640
Who cares?

1198
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:11,040
It's a salt on precinct 13.

1199
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:12,880
It's really precinct nine.

1200
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,360
Let's fucking go.

1201
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:15,400
It's Bishop.

1202
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:19,280
He's a cool highway patrol officer.

1203
01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:21,160
He's not built for, like,

1204
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:23,240
he wasn't trained to be the guy

1205
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:25,040
to hold off a fucking assault.

1206
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:26,840
And yet, with the help of someone

1207
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:30,440
who would maybe violent enough to do that kind of shit,

1208
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,240
help him does it.

1209
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:33,720
I love that it gets worse and worse,

1210
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:35,640
like more and more desperate.

1211
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:38,240
I like that eventually they're in a basement.

1212
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:39,800
They have that sign on the wheel.

1213
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:41,040
That was ridiculous.

1214
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:41,880
I forgot.

1215
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:44,120
They have the explosion up in the corner.

1216
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:44,960
I love that they blow it.

1217
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:46,560
I love all of it.

1218
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:48,200
I love that he pops up out of the sewer.

1219
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:50,480
But you don't think it's not ridiculous.

1220
01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:52,040
I think it's very ridiculous.

1221
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:53,240
I think so much of it's ridiculous.

1222
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:54,920
They would have just pulled that sign down

1223
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:55,760
and just fucked him up.

1224
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:56,600
I feel like in my mind,

1225
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,920
when I remember those gang members,

1226
01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:01,720
the hundreds of them coming up

1227
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:03,160
and then running away and then coming back,

1228
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:04,520
whatever, those scenes,

1229
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,400
I picture them on the ground,

1230
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:08,080
rolling around for no reason,

1231
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,800
doing like little, like, it's such a silly.

1232
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,600
It's like what your GI Joes do.

1233
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:13,440
Yeah.

1234
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:15,680
It really was John Carpenter just like,

1235
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:18,000
all right, and then they're gonna run over here

1236
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:18,840
and they're gonna run over here.

1237
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:20,160
We need to make it look like

1238
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:22,720
there's hundreds of these guys.

1239
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:23,640
It's like, are you sure?

1240
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:25,640
They never really explained why there were hundreds

1241
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:27,920
versus the four guys from the original.

1242
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:31,440
Now I don't remember how many guys eventually assault.

1243
01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:33,520
How did they get all these guys in this car?

1244
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:34,360
That's what my wife said

1245
01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:35,600
because they went in a car to there.

1246
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:37,600
Well, they had five or six cars.

1247
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:38,920
Okay.

1248
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:41,680
They put 172 people in five cars.

1249
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:44,800
The rest parked down the street to be in spick and span.

1250
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:45,640
My wife literally said,

1251
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:48,000
how did they get this many people in the cars?

1252
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,040
And then you see all the charred bodies of,

1253
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:51,320
they were called the Cholos, right?

1254
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:52,160
Yeah, Cholos.

1255
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:53,440
The charred Cholos on the floor

1256
01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:54,720
and they're just walking by all of them.

1257
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:55,880
They're all just like.

1258
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:56,920
Yeah.

1259
01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:58,480
That gives you a good count right there.

1260
01:09:58,480 --> 01:10:01,040
Not to mention all the dead bodies outside.

1261
01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:01,880
Where did those?

1262
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:02,720
Stacks of bodies.

1263
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:04,040
I like, oh, the first time

1264
01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:05,640
there's a shitload of dead bodies around.

1265
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:06,480
Oh, and they pull them all away.

1266
01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:07,320
And then they start,

1267
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:09,640
they hit them all somehow.

1268
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:11,120
It's like, where's the bodies?

1269
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:13,440
Look, it's so over the top.

1270
01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:14,280
So silly.

1271
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:18,160
But I would argue any John Carpenter movie,

1272
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:19,600
we just watched The Thing.

1273
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:21,400
I think The Thing was over the top.

1274
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:23,360
I think, I think They Live was over the top.

1275
01:10:23,360 --> 01:10:24,680
I loved both of those.

1276
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:25,520
Well, I think Halloween.

1277
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:27,440
Aliens, monsters, I get it.

1278
01:10:27,440 --> 01:10:29,920
Halloween is over the top and that's realistic.

1279
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:30,920
Although is it?

1280
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:33,120
Because it's a guy that can get shot six times

1281
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:33,960
and then fucking live in the next movie.

1282
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:35,560
Aliens and monsters and zombies.

1283
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:37,120
I agree. No, but he's not a monster.

1284
01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:38,480
Mike Myers is a human.

1285
01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:39,840
This is humans.

1286
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:42,040
Okay, Mike Myers is a zombie basically.

1287
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:44,000
It's not, he's a human.

1288
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,080
It's proven to be a human.

1289
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:46,840
Well, it's been changed to like over and over again.

1290
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:48,480
Probably he's part of some cult or something.

1291
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:52,160
Yeah, it's not a normal human like you.

1292
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:54,120
So then why can't you,

1293
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:57,560
why this isn't a normal gang of people?

1294
01:10:57,560 --> 01:10:59,760
That's what, I said this is a better movie

1295
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,560
if there's zombies or aliens or something.

1296
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:02,920
So they have reasons to do that.

1297
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,600
Well, yeah, you might be right.

1298
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:07,080
But I like this movie for what it is.

1299
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:10,320
So let's, I guess we've got our opinions there.

1300
01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:13,600
Let's talk about the remake for just a second.

1301
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,520
Okay, so they took the same basic concept,

1302
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:19,800
but they just injected all of this early 2000s

1303
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,320
cop drama into it.

1304
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:26,280
So like Bishop, also they made Wilson in the new one.

1305
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:27,720
They made his name Bishop.

1306
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:30,080
So Martin Lawrence Fishburne is Bishop.

1307
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:31,680
They swapped the bad guy's name for the wolf.

1308
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:32,760
Not the races.

1309
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:34,920
Because Ethan Hawke is white and he's the

1310
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:36,800
highway patrolman versus the...

1311
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,280
It starts off with,

1312
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:43,560
what's his name, Ethan Hawke being an undercover cop,

1313
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:45,040
like in the past.

1314
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:46,840
And he like, if shit goes down,

1315
01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:48,160
he loses two of his partners.

1316
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:49,200
That's where okay.

1317
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:53,720
And then they replaced Lee with

1318
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:57,240
Christopher's girlfriend from Sopranos,

1319
01:11:57,240 --> 01:12:00,560
which doesn't add up, can't beat Lee.

1320
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:02,560
Lee is bae forever.

1321
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:04,440
Okay, your wife.

1322
01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:07,560
But yeah, they just inject all this betrayal

1323
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:11,680
and there's all this exposition and stuff going around.

1324
01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:13,160
There's an actual plot to it, basically.

1325
01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:14,240
Yeah.

1326
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:15,880
So it's the same movie with plot?

1327
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:17,640
Yeah, I feel like if you watched it at the time,

1328
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,640
you would have enjoyed it more.

1329
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:20,000
But going back and was like,

1330
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,480
oh yeah, it's another one of these kind of cop movies.

1331
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:23,960
It's the same old, same old, I got you.

1332
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:26,840
And like, I mean, Phone Booth came out

1333
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:28,640
around the same time with Colin Farrell,

1334
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:30,280
one of my favorite movies ever.

1335
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:31,680
And it's kind of almost the same,

1336
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:35,080
it's like they went back and tried to be more original.

1337
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:36,680
I mean, I know they're not two related movies,

1338
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:39,040
but A Song on Precinct 13, all shot on one location,

1339
01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:40,400
serious thing, no one can help you.

1340
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,600
And then same thing with Phone Booth,

1341
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:44,600
all shot on one location, except all the cops are there.

1342
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:46,320
Everyone's looking at this guy.

1343
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:49,080
And I don't know where I was going with that.

1344
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:49,920
Yeah, but it was your first.

1345
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:50,760
Mother of the Siege movies.

1346
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:51,600
They're all Siege movies.

1347
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:53,920
But we're not even talking about Man on the Ledge.

1348
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:55,760
Yeah, Farrell Tangent, sorry.

1349
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:58,200
First Farrell Tangent, brought to you by Bell Ringers.

1350
01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:00,280
Yeah, just being near Bell Ringers.

1351
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:02,320
But I mean, I was able to finish the movie,

1352
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:03,960
but I didn't think it was as good as the original.

1353
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:05,200
Sure.

1354
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:06,560
But it's still another movie.

1355
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:08,240
I got about 32 minutes in and I saw,

1356
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:09,520
so I saw the flashback, I'm like,

1357
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:13,240
oh, well I kind of prefer just meeting this guy,

1358
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:17,160
walking out of his nice middle-class house,

1359
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:19,480
going to work, just whistling,

1360
01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:22,000
literally whistling on his way to work,

1361
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,320
heading to work, and then you see

1362
01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:24,680
when he gets out of the car,

1363
01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:26,160
oh, and I like that he doesn't want to be there.

1364
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:27,000
He's just like, he's like.

1365
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,360
Speaking of the car though, did you notice

1366
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:30,200
how bad that car was for a cop car?

1367
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:31,240
Who would give a cop car?

1368
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:32,960
That car was like.

1369
01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:35,440
But the movie's in 76, but no it was not.

1370
01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:37,440
A promoted cop, a promoted cop.

1371
01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:38,280
It was a promoted cop.

1372
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:39,480
Wait, are you talking about the yellow cop?

1373
01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:40,400
The yellow car?

1374
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:41,600
The black guy, when he got in his car,

1375
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:43,640
at the very right, he's whistling and gets in the car.

1376
01:13:43,640 --> 01:13:45,520
When Benjamin gets in his car.

1377
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:48,720
It's like a 1964 Corvette.

1378
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:52,920
It's not, it's like, it doesn't match a police car

1379
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:54,400
of the time, but it was a police car.

1380
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:56,080
Leaving a house that is probably worth

1381
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:57,600
like 1.3 million dollars.

1382
01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,800
Yeah, it was like, it was really bad.

1383
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:01,160
It was like, you could just see the budget.

1384
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:02,880
I was just saying, you could see the budget.

1385
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:05,680
In the car he got in was a little fake police radio

1386
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:06,520
down here and all that.

1387
01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:08,560
And he said, I'm in an undercover car.

1388
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:09,400
Brought to you by Motorola.

1389
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:11,480
Brought to you by Motorola, I'm in an undercover car.

1390
01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:12,800
Yeah, I'm talking about product placement.

1391
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:13,640
Motor.

1392
01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:14,480
Undercover car.

1393
01:14:14,480 --> 01:14:17,920
If you needed a CB radio back in the fucking 70s, man,

1394
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:20,080
Motorola had you covered.

1395
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,080
Yeah, but that remake, I was just like,

1396
01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:25,320
when I was watching, I just preferred him

1397
01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:26,960
getting on his little CB and going like.

1398
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,000
You actually kind of preferred the ridiculousness

1399
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:29,840
of the movie.

1400
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,280
Andy, Andy, you know what?

1401
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:32,120
I'm proud of you.

1402
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:33,760
I'm sorry, I got on a little late,

1403
01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:35,840
but I'm really proud of you

1404
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:39,640
that you did not bring up the Bill Murray phone thing again.

1405
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,080
What, Bill, wait, wait,

1406
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:43,400
did they have a cell phone of this?

1407
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:45,600
No, you brought up the CB radio.

1408
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:46,920
I was like, oh no, he's gonna tangent

1409
01:14:46,920 --> 01:14:49,800
into the Bill Murray secret cell phone thing.

1410
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:53,200
Lucid, seriously, until I see a secret cell phone,

1411
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,440
I don't talk about secret cell phones.

1412
01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:57,960
Although. Although.

1413
01:14:57,960 --> 01:14:59,840
I was watching Night's Tale, no.

1414
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:03,240
Had they added a cell phone to this, I don't remember.

1415
01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:05,840
Oh yeah, that was another thing they added on to the remake.

1416
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:07,880
It was like, oh, they're fucking with the cell phones too.

1417
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:10,000
Yeah, so I haven't gotten to that part yet.

1418
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,640
I was thinking like, how are they gonna solve cell phones?

1419
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:12,680
Yeah, because the cell phone's a scammer.

1420
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:13,640
It's a scrambler or some sort of.

1421
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:15,560
Jammer, jammer. Yeah, of course, jammers.

1422
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:18,200
I'm sure those, some bullshit.

1423
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:21,360
It just doesn't look that, so anyway, let's grade this.

1424
01:15:21,360 --> 01:15:23,760
Let's put, let's put a, I hate that it's two,

1425
01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:25,600
I hate that there's just three of us,

1426
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:26,880
because this is gonna really skew

1427
01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:29,480
what a lot of people absolutely love.

1428
01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:31,280
I agree, I know. And consider a classic.

1429
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:32,120
And I don't know how to rate it.

1430
01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:34,120
Look, when I wrote my rating originally, look.

1431
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:35,000
Look at this.

1432
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:37,160
It's an F with a line next to it,

1433
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:40,120
because it's almost like an A, but we don't even do As.

1434
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,080
Because like, I understand what he was going for

1435
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:46,000
and all that, so I was like, F, A, B, C, D.

1436
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,240
I have a lot of trouble rating this movie,

1437
01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:52,280
because the last 30 minutes of it's pretty good.

1438
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:55,520
The first 30 minutes, worst shit I ever saw.

1439
01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:57,480
Second 30 minutes is whatever.

1440
01:15:57,480 --> 01:16:01,360
So this movie has lots of good to it and lots of bad to it.

1441
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:03,840
And it's like, the bad is so bad.

1442
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:06,800
You and George Romero differ very differently,

1443
01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:09,320
because he commented on the movie.

1444
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:11,680
George Romero is one of John Carpenter's heroes.

1445
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:13,720
And he said, when that little girl got blown away,

1446
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:15,080
I was blown away.

1447
01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:16,560
Like so much praise.

1448
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:19,280
Well, see, there's things in this movie, killing kids,

1449
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:20,280
that's what I'm saying.

1450
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:21,200
We're into that here.

1451
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:22,440
But it was unnecessary.

1452
01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:24,800
My point was that it was unnecessary.

1453
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:26,960
My point to it was it didn't even move the plot.

1454
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:30,840
It was so unnecessary, it didn't fit, it didn't do anything.

1455
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:31,680
That guy and that.

1456
01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:32,520
These guys are fucked up.

1457
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:34,640
They could have just been mad at the cops for any reason

1458
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:35,720
and gone after the cops.

1459
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:37,000
Had nothing to do with the rest of the movie.

1460
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,960
Killing the kid and the dad and the ice cream.

1461
01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:41,800
All that shit was so interstitial to the movie.

1462
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:42,640
It made me look like my dad.

1463
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:45,640
But you gotta appreciate the simplicity of it.

1464
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:48,680
Because now with bad guys in movies, like Thanos,

1465
01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:50,240
it's like, we kinda understand him,

1466
01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:53,280
and then you see that he's bad, but he has a good reason.

1467
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:54,960
These guys, they just straight up puts you,

1468
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:56,320
these guys are fucking bad guys.

1469
01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:58,360
But they were already going to the cop place

1470
01:16:58,360 --> 01:16:59,280
when they killed the kid.

1471
01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:01,640
My point was, there was no reason, yes they were.

1472
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:03,120
They were going, that was the whole,

1473
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:05,680
listen, if you read it up into this movie,

1474
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:07,000
to what Carpenter said about it,

1475
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,680
they were already after the cops.

1476
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:09,520
That was the whole thing.

1477
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:10,360
For what reason?

1478
01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:11,180
They had all those guns.

1479
01:17:11,180 --> 01:17:12,080
Don't you remember, they showed all the guns in there

1480
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:12,920
and all that, and they told it on the radio.

1481
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:14,760
Oh yeah, because it's probably because the cops are killing

1482
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:15,600
the little fuckers. They were already going,

1483
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:16,560
yeah, exactly.

1484
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:17,400
Well the cops started a war.

1485
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:19,400
So the kid and all that shit was totally unrelated.

1486
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:20,240
The cops started a war.

1487
01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:21,960
It was just a reminder, hey, just so you know.

1488
01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:22,800
These are bad guys.

1489
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:25,760
You saw their friends get killed,

1490
01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:26,600
but don't feel bad for them.

1491
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,200
Don't feel bad for them, they're bad guys too.

1492
01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:29,040
That's all that was.

1493
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:32,560
You know that the only reason we got Donald Pleasance

1494
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:34,920
in Halloween is because his daughters

1495
01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:36,600
were fans of this movie.

1496
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:37,440
Okay.

1497
01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:41,000
Yeah, so think about what you're saying, Mike.

1498
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:43,240
What I'm saying, okay, so my rating of this movie,

1499
01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:47,000
realistically, realistically, my rating of this movie,

1500
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:50,800
on our scale, which is B through W, is a D.

1501
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:55,440
Salt on Precinct 13, 1976.

1502
01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:58,280
Six.

1503
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:00,160
Six, 1976.

1504
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,280
Is a D.

1505
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,400
A D from the guy that recommended this fucking movie

1506
01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:05,240
in the first place.

1507
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:06,080
Yep.

1508
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:06,900
All right, awesome.

1509
01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:08,800
And I do understand why you could say it's a B or a C.

1510
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:09,640
I'm giving it.

1511
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:11,160
But I also could say an F or a W.

1512
01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:13,560
I'm giving it a solid B,

1513
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:15,600
because I enjoyed it all the way through,

1514
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:17,160
despite all of its flaws.

1515
01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:19,440
Lee might have had something to do with that.

1516
01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:23,280
And Julie is why it's not a B plus.

1517
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:25,960
I love it.

1518
01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:27,800
I'm also giving it a solid B.

1519
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:30,840
I thought, despite all of its glaring,

1520
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,880
over the top, ridiculous flaws.

1521
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:35,040
Which I think that makes it a C, which is reasonable.

1522
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:37,840
I think the dude that played Napoleon Dynamite was great.

1523
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:40,560
I think that, I wish he was in more shit.

1524
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:42,000
So if this is really the only movie

1525
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,640
we get to see him shine at, can I get a smoke?

1526
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:45,680
I think that's cool.

1527
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:47,320
I think this is, I think he's dope.

1528
01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:49,160
I would have liked to have more movies from him.

1529
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:50,600
He was dope.

1530
01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:51,440
But if you're best,

1531
01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:54,560
if the best thing is the guy that played Bishop.

1532
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:55,680
Also the guy that played Bishop.

1533
01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:56,520
Yeah, I'm actually surprised.

1534
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:57,340
He's not in a lot more stuff.

1535
01:18:57,340 --> 01:18:58,180
Not in a lot more stuff for you than me.

1536
01:18:58,180 --> 01:19:00,360
And that sucks because he was great in this.

1537
01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:01,200
He was good.

1538
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:04,160
And then Lee, also super baddie back in the day,

1539
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:07,680
70s baddie, hottie, he squinted his eyes.

1540
01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:09,420
She was only in that in one other movie,

1541
01:19:09,420 --> 01:19:11,760
and then she just became schoolteacher or something.

1542
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:13,920
Married an actor, had a couple kids.

1543
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:15,920
I didn't look too deep into it, I promise.

1544
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:18,480
So we got San Francisco now.

1545
01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:20,240
Two B's and a D.

1546
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:21,560
So, C plus.

1547
01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:23,360
Also gotta add, you gotta give credit

1548
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:25,760
that this being one of John Carpenter's first movies,

1549
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:26,800
if not his first movie.

1550
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:27,640
No, it's his second.

1551
01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:28,480
Well, it's his second movie,

1552
01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:30,000
but the first one looks really bad.

1553
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:30,840
And then just absolute.

1554
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:32,360
First one looks like a student film or something.

1555
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:35,400
Absolute bangers there on out though.

1556
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:37,440
Well, until Sir Floyd.

1557
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:38,260
Well, I don't know.

1558
01:19:38,260 --> 01:19:39,100
Actually we were going through,

1559
01:19:39,100 --> 01:19:40,920
let's go back to that list of movies.

1560
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:41,760
Well, yeah, cause there was.

1561
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:43,480
Some of them were objectively pretty bad.

1562
01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:44,520
Some of them were pretty good.

1563
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:45,360
Well, I don't know,

1564
01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:46,720
because now I'm giving it a different.

1565
01:19:46,720 --> 01:19:47,840
Day Live is one of my favorites.

1566
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:48,680
Well, you're, yeah, you're.

1567
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:50,000
Oh, Day Live, we've done it.

1568
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:51,600
We love Day Live, I did.

1569
01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:54,280
Yeah, cause we've already reviewed Day Live.

1570
01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:55,120
We've done a lot of his movies because of this.

1571
01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:57,120
The Thing, and now,

1572
01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:00,000
Assault of a Received Actor.

1573
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:04,120
So, anyway, it was Dark Star, we haven't watched it.

1574
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:06,360
Then he did Halloween, which is great.

1575
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:09,320
The Fog, which is, I wanna watch.

1576
01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:10,800
Escape from New York, I love.

1577
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:14,200
Halloween 2, and 3.

1578
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:15,040
You know, all these.

1579
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:16,880
Prince of Darkness, I have not seen.

1580
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:17,720
Day Live is great.

1581
01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:19,520
What, look, people have IMDB.

1582
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:20,360
We get it.

1583
01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:21,960
There's a Jason versus Leatherface?

1584
01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:22,920
Yeah.

1585
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:24,160
Oh, no, these are.

1586
01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:25,640
So some of it is.

1587
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:26,480
I need it.

1588
01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:27,400
You're on the wrong one.

1589
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:29,560
If you go to his writer IMDB,

1590
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:32,280
then you see all the fan made bullshit.

1591
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:36,320
This is the actual, his real stuff.

1592
01:20:36,320 --> 01:20:38,160
So, anyway, fucking, he did Christine,

1593
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:39,000
which I wanna watch it.

1594
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,480
And I like Starman.

1595
01:20:40,480 --> 01:20:41,320
Doesn't matter.

1596
01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:42,320
People know who John Carpenter is.

1597
01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:43,400
We've rated this thing.

1598
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:44,480
It's done.

1599
01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:47,880
Let's move on to.

1600
01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:48,720
It's a C+.

1601
01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:49,680
C+, we gave it?

1602
01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:50,520
Sweet.

1603
01:20:50,520 --> 01:20:54,120
Yeah, cause I run this fucking shit.

1604
01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:57,440
And I don't feel comfortable giving it just a straight C.

1605
01:20:57,440 --> 01:20:59,400
So C+, Assault on Pre-C13.

1606
01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:00,560
Yay, all right.

1607
01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:04,480
Christmas.

1608
01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:06,280
You guys do anything fun?

1609
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:08,120
Yeah, we have a good time.

1610
01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:08,960
Any fun stories?

1611
01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:10,120
Not really anything fun.

1612
01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:10,960
Just hanging out with the family.

1613
01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:12,320
It's so family, yeah.

1614
01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:13,800
Made Prime Rib.

1615
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:14,640
Nice.

1616
01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:17,240
We play Uno Triple Play,

1617
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:19,160
which by the way, surprisingly fun.

1618
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:21,360
It sounds fun.

1619
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:22,200
Why surprisingly?

1620
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:23,040
I like Uno.

1621
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:23,880
I don't know, cause Uno's,

1622
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:26,120
Uno can get a little much with too many people.

1623
01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:27,960
Uno Triple Play's a little faster moving.

1624
01:21:27,960 --> 01:21:29,040
It's fun.

1625
01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:29,880
Okay.

1626
01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:30,700
Fun, yeah.

1627
01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:31,540
Sure.

1628
01:21:31,540 --> 01:21:33,800
I like a good card game.

1629
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:38,240
I've always liked Skip Bo or Sequence.

1630
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:40,480
It's always been good for a group.

1631
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:44,020
But I always buy the,

1632
01:21:44,020 --> 01:21:46,400
someone gave me a Gondjaland,

1633
01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:47,240
which is a,

1634
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:50,000
it's like Candyland.

1635
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:51,840
Is that a weed based candyland game?

1636
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:55,720
It's Candyland, but it's a huge, beautiful,

1637
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:58,880
illustrated board where you pick up cards

1638
01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:03,280
and it's like you have a timer to find a leprechaun on this.

1639
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:05,280
It's like a Where's Waldo type thing.

1640
01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:06,120
Where you find-

1641
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:07,440
Is it weed based stuff?

1642
01:22:07,440 --> 01:22:08,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1643
01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:10,120
You're supposed to smoke weed throughout it.

1644
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:10,960
I'd encourage that.

1645
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:11,800
It's like take a hit,

1646
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:12,960
that's what I'm saying, one of the light,

1647
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:13,800
you light on the floor, you can't.

1648
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:16,040
It doesn't smoke into expressly smoke.

1649
01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:18,160
But I think it strongly suggests

1650
01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:20,640
that you fucking ripped throughout it.

1651
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:24,000
We could play live on a stream

1652
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:26,840
if we ever get fucking video working, Andy.

1653
01:22:28,440 --> 01:22:29,840
Anyway.

1654
01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:30,680
I had a good Christmas,

1655
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,040
I went home and I saw my family, that was fun.

1656
01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:35,120
Well, actually, I mean, that was before Christmas.

1657
01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:36,160
I worked Christmas, which-

1658
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:37,720
No, but then I had a good day after Christmas

1659
01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:40,360
because you brought me back that clearman.

1660
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:42,520
I did brought you my clearmans.

1661
01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:43,840
This is good, man.

1662
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:45,720
You saw the plate, I sent you a picture of the plate

1663
01:22:45,720 --> 01:22:46,760
I made, it was like just-

1664
01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:47,840
Listen, if you're in California-

1665
01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:49,400
Clearmans and patties plate, basically.

1666
01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:52,800
Go get yourself some fucking clearmans cheese spread

1667
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:53,920
at any state of brother's.

1668
01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:55,000
It's really good.

1669
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:55,840
I'm amazed with that.

1670
01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:58,120
And the next day we took and I made one

1671
01:22:58,120 --> 01:22:59,680
and put some cheese on top.

1672
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:04,120
On top of the cheese spread, I put regular cheese.

1673
01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:04,960
Okay.

1674
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:07,320
Oh my goodness, it was good.

1675
01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:10,800
I don't know if I'd want to fuck with the taste.

1676
01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:12,720
Just a little parmesan on top.

1677
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:13,560
Maybe.

1678
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:15,680
It was good.

1679
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,000
But because clearmans,

1680
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,040
then we started reading the label,

1681
01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:20,240
trying to figure out it's like,

1682
01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:22,880
there's a lot of ingredients in it.

1683
01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:23,720
It's very good.

1684
01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:24,540
No, I made it once.

1685
01:23:24,540 --> 01:23:25,380
Yeah.

1686
01:23:25,380 --> 01:23:26,520
Oh, you tried to make your own?

1687
01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:27,360
I did.

1688
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:29,000
Well, no, you couldn't have, it's impossible.

1689
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:31,680
There's no, it doesn't tell you what's in it.

1690
01:23:31,680 --> 01:23:32,560
What do you mean?

1691
01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:34,800
Well, the last item is just spices.

1692
01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:35,640
No, if you,

1693
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:39,320
You know, you can't really duplicate it.

1694
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:42,160
Sure, if you look at the ingredients list of something

1695
01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:43,880
and go, how do I make this?

1696
01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:45,960
I can understand that being difficult.

1697
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:49,480
But if you Google how to make clearmans cheese spread

1698
01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:53,520
and you go to the howitsfuckingmaderecipes.com

1699
01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:55,460
or whatever, then it shows you,

1700
01:23:55,460 --> 01:23:57,320
this is how to make clearmans cheese spread,

1701
01:23:57,320 --> 01:23:58,400
exactly what's in it.

1702
01:23:58,400 --> 01:24:01,240
It tells you exactly what's in all those spices.

1703
01:24:01,240 --> 01:24:02,480
That's for everything.

1704
01:24:02,480 --> 01:24:03,680
I mean, like everything.

1705
01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:04,800
Well, I've done several of those

1706
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:06,200
and they never turned out exactly as I said.

1707
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:08,440
Didn't you make that on an episode for everybody?

1708
01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:09,280
Well, yeah, he made the bread.

1709
01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:11,640
I actually had the real cheese spread though.

1710
01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:12,480
He didn't make it.

1711
01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:13,320
Make it.

1712
01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:15,480
I think it has worked.

1713
01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:19,960
I've done it for the queso dip for chilies.

1714
01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:22,320
And I think the only difference that is

1715
01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:24,520
what chili you use as the base.

1716
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:26,440
So I think I've made a better version

1717
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:28,680
because I use like a spicier chili.

1718
01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:30,560
So I just had like one that I preferred.

1719
01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:32,480
This is just chili and cheese and it mixed together.

1720
01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:34,520
It's Velveeta, but then it's chili,

1721
01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:36,720
but then it's also spices, quote unquote,

1722
01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:37,680
as you would put it.

1723
01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:38,800
But it's very specific.

1724
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:40,160
It's three teaspoons of this.

1725
01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:41,240
It's two teaspoons of this.

1726
01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:42,840
But it's, and then you put it in a crock pot

1727
01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:45,240
and let it do its thing, right?

1728
01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:47,440
That I think has come out pretty good.

1729
01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:48,280
I love that dip anyway.

1730
01:24:48,280 --> 01:24:50,200
Yeah, that's good stuff.

1731
01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:51,040
That's a killer.

1732
01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:52,120
You tell it, I always get stoned

1733
01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:53,600
and start talking about foods.

1734
01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:55,480
I should do that for more parties.

1735
01:24:55,480 --> 01:24:56,320
What are we doing?

1736
01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:57,160
This isn't podcast.

1737
01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:59,960
Let's not get into that caviar potato for a third time.

1738
01:24:59,960 --> 01:25:01,200
Caviar potato.

1739
01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:03,760
Oh, yes.

1740
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:05,560
Twice, oh, it doesn't fucking matter.

1741
01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:06,920
Right, right.

1742
01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:07,760
Thank you, Austin.

1743
01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:10,320
You're gonna be the chronologic,

1744
01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:13,280
the chronicler of the show.

1745
01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:16,480
Oh, except for he's listening in reverse as he goes back.

1746
01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:18,480
So many episodes where like you guys were talking

1747
01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:19,720
about Corn Fest and you're like,

1748
01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:21,000
do we even have corn here?

1749
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,040
Like, what would it actually be?

1750
01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:23,200
It's almost like meth fest.

1751
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:24,040
Meth fest.

1752
01:25:24,040 --> 01:25:24,880
And I was listening, I was like,

1753
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:26,280
talk about shooting up a crowd.

1754
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:30,680
Or you guys were talking about like

1755
01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:33,680
a group of Gary Busey's, you know, a gaggle of Busey's.

1756
01:25:36,440 --> 01:25:39,520
I was hoping we'd do some sort of end of the year highlights.

1757
01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:40,640
I can't remember shit.

1758
01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:42,760
We can't remember it because we were here stoned.

1759
01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:44,920
Biggest disagreements are good ones.

1760
01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:50,120
God, the fucking Christmas one,

1761
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:53,160
the season finale where we talk about

1762
01:25:53,160 --> 01:25:55,080
diehard being a Christmas man,

1763
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:58,480
has to be maybe the angriest I've been on the show.

1764
01:25:58,480 --> 01:25:59,320
Yeah.

1765
01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:01,480
You didn't get the fuck out of your house.

1766
01:26:01,480 --> 01:26:02,320
No, I didn't.

1767
01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:06,160
The very end, one of the last things you said.

1768
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:07,160
No, I didn't.

1769
01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:09,240
Fucking music playing and shit.

1770
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:11,440
Get the fuck out of my house.

1771
01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:13,000
Oh, I hope I said it in a funny way.

1772
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:13,840
It was.

1773
01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:14,680
It was.

1774
01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:16,160
It wasn't rude, it was funny.

1775
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:18,560
Well, out of context of the moment,

1776
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:20,680
I sound like a jerk a lot of the times I've noticed.

1777
01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:21,800
Like if you read the-

1778
01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:23,080
Oh, if you're out of context?

1779
01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:25,400
No, if you just read the transcript of these episodes,

1780
01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:26,240
I'm a monster.

1781
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:27,560
You're a monster.

1782
01:26:27,560 --> 01:26:32,560
God, I'm a fucking degenerate, horrible person.

1783
01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:34,960
Anyway, if you're listening at home, I'm sorry.

1784
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:37,120
But listening to the episodes backwards,

1785
01:26:37,120 --> 01:26:39,280
like in a backwards order for me,

1786
01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:42,200
it really does show how much better this podcast gets,

1787
01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:43,040
each one.

1788
01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:43,880
Right.

1789
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:45,040
Each time, it's just better and better,

1790
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:46,880
it's funnier and on brand.

1791
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:48,000
We're getting better at doing it.

1792
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:49,840
Thank God, because we're getting more downloads.

1793
01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:51,840
So I had my cool bumper magnet.

1794
01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:52,680
Did you see it on the way in?

1795
01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:53,960
I did see that, that's awesome.

1796
01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:55,840
Yeah, so I'm representing the-

1797
01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:57,720
Try the Rize podcast.

1798
01:26:57,720 --> 01:27:00,680
I was gonna offer the other one I have to either one of you.

1799
01:27:00,680 --> 01:27:01,520
Yeah.

1800
01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:04,440
Yeah, actually, how big is it?

1801
01:27:04,440 --> 01:27:05,720
Because you're traveling further.

1802
01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:08,920
It's fairly, it's regular bumper sticker style.

1803
01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:09,760
Okay.

1804
01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:12,000
I'm gonna order more like the one that I have,

1805
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:14,360
but I'm gonna get a little bit smaller.

1806
01:27:14,360 --> 01:27:15,200
Yeah.

1807
01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:16,040
Because I think it's just a little bit too big.

1808
01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:16,880
It'll fit better right here.

1809
01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:17,700
It'll fit better on mine.

1810
01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:18,880
It doesn't matter, this is so, hey.

1811
01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:19,720
Inside baseball.

1812
01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:22,600
If you're listening at home, fuck, I'm so sorry.

1813
01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:23,720
Anyway.

1814
01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:24,560
One of the things about getting high.

1815
01:27:24,560 --> 01:27:26,120
It's fucking great.

1816
01:27:26,120 --> 01:27:28,520
That's one of the things about getting high on the podcast.

1817
01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:29,360
All right, well.

1818
01:27:29,360 --> 01:27:30,200
Sometimes we lose track.

1819
01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:32,200
Yeah, so Christmas is great, that was fun.

1820
01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:35,080
Season finale, this is episode two, season two, we're here.

1821
01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:38,200
Let's do our movie suggestions and get the fuck out of here.

1822
01:27:38,200 --> 01:27:39,040
Okay.

1823
01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:39,880
What do you say?

1824
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:40,700
Our movie suggestions for next year.

1825
01:27:40,700 --> 01:27:41,640
Unless you got more.

1826
01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:45,080
Wait, I'ma text you back so she can throw in her.

1827
01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:46,960
Maybe we'll do it the next episode or something, but-

1828
01:27:46,960 --> 01:27:47,800
She hasn't texted you back?

1829
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:48,760
She hasn't texted you back still?

1830
01:27:48,760 --> 01:27:49,600
She hasn't chosen.

1831
01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:50,440
That was a long time ago.

1832
01:27:50,440 --> 01:27:51,760
She got, she's looking.

1833
01:27:51,760 --> 01:27:52,680
Oh, she hasn't chosen, okay.

1834
01:27:52,680 --> 01:27:53,520
You know what?

1835
01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:54,920
Just put the pressure on her a little bit.

1836
01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:55,760
Yeah.

1837
01:27:55,760 --> 01:27:57,880
Just be like, hey listen, just choose something, it's fun.

1838
01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:00,840
It's not, yeah, we're not, it doesn't have to be good,

1839
01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:03,400
obviously, we just watched this.

1840
01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:06,920
But a very good movie and we all, it's loved.

1841
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:10,240
Okay, so she chose the movie.

1842
01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:12,800
Wait, no, we have to call her and get her to say it.

1843
01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:15,720
Yeah, she's gonna, she's gonna.

1844
01:28:15,720 --> 01:28:17,520
Oh, I'm gonna light these joints again

1845
01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:20,200
because we're about to get out of here anyway, so.

1846
01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:22,920
Okay, my movie.

1847
01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:24,400
I wanna stick with John Carpenter.

1848
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:25,480
Okay.

1849
01:28:25,480 --> 01:28:26,840
Ghost of Mars.

1850
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:27,680
Fuck.

1851
01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:28,520
That's so good.

1852
01:28:28,520 --> 01:28:29,360
It's not too bad.

1853
01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:30,320
Hey mom, you're on the podcast, hold on.

1854
01:28:30,320 --> 01:28:32,320
I don't even know, honestly.

1855
01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:34,840
Oh, Austin's mom, what's up?

1856
01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:39,360
So, my movie that I'm suggesting,

1857
01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:42,200
a while back, I just listened to the episode,

1858
01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:45,400
I sent you, Andy, a message recommending a movie

1859
01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:47,920
for you to recommend, but to be fair,

1860
01:28:47,920 --> 01:28:50,120
you gave me credit for selecting the movie

1861
01:28:50,120 --> 01:28:54,280
and everyone else on the podcast just absolutely shit on me.

1862
01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:57,240
They fucking did, it was a movie, it was a Mark Hamill.

1863
01:28:57,240 --> 01:28:59,480
Mike was like, he's just a fan

1864
01:28:59,480 --> 01:29:01,360
and I was like, fuck you, Mike.

1865
01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:02,560
Wow.

1866
01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:04,560
Zach was like, I'm a stickler for the rules

1867
01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:06,240
and he's not a member of the podcast.

1868
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:07,520
Wow.

1869
01:29:07,520 --> 01:29:10,160
Fuck you, Zach, that's right, fuck your god.

1870
01:29:12,480 --> 01:29:14,400
Go hang out with Matt, that little bitch.

1871
01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:16,600
See, you're a little pussy, Matt.

1872
01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:17,440
God, yeah.

1873
01:29:17,440 --> 01:29:18,280
So my recommendation.

1874
01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:19,120
Matt, you little bitch.

1875
01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:20,120
Matt, bitch.

1876
01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:25,080
So my recommendation is God damn motherfucking Slipstream

1877
01:29:25,080 --> 01:29:26,280
starring Mark Hamill.

1878
01:29:26,280 --> 01:29:28,560
It's Mark Hamill with a gun killing people.

1879
01:29:28,560 --> 01:29:30,000
What more could you, it's Luke Skywalker

1880
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:31,200
with a gun killing people.

1881
01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:33,920
Wow, yeah, fuck, yes.

1882
01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:34,760
Okay, so.

1883
01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:37,640
So, mom, mom, you're live on the Fried Rice podcast,

1884
01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:38,760
say hi to everybody.

1885
01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:40,880
Hi, everybody.

1886
01:29:40,880 --> 01:29:42,160
Hi, Austin's mom.

1887
01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:44,280
Thanks.

1888
01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:46,840
You're live, you're speaking to, potentially,

1889
01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:50,040
yeah, I'm putting an asterisk next to that, millions of people.

1890
01:29:51,360 --> 01:29:53,720
Depending on how popular this gets in the next,

1891
01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:54,920
you know, 20 years, who knows.

1892
01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:57,080
And we're hitting your joists right now.

1893
01:29:57,080 --> 01:30:00,920
Oh my god, so listen, we have this bell ringer thing

1894
01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:05,920
and we put these in here, the space dust infused bloopies,

1895
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:08,520
is what they call bloopies.

1896
01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:13,080
Holy, my god, I am, they destroyed me.

1897
01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:14,240
I'm about to light them up again

1898
01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:16,240
because we're about to end this thing,

1899
01:30:16,240 --> 01:30:19,640
but fuck, am I just, that destroyed me.

1900
01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:21,280
Pardon my French, I don't know,

1901
01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:23,360
you know what you're signed up for.

1902
01:30:23,360 --> 01:30:27,160
So, what is, what's your, how was your Christmas?

1903
01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:32,360
Uneventful, to be honest.

1904
01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:35,080
It's a stressful time right now for our whole family.

1905
01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:37,560
So, it was kind of a.

1906
01:30:37,560 --> 01:30:39,200
I already hashed that out on the previous episode,

1907
01:30:39,200 --> 01:30:41,640
so go back and listen to that, fans, for a sad story.

1908
01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:42,480
For a sad story.

1909
01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:43,720
Sorry.

1910
01:30:43,720 --> 01:30:46,760
Okay, well we can move on to something more cheery.

1911
01:30:46,760 --> 01:30:49,760
What did you find on Tubi that you wanna recommend to,

1912
01:30:49,760 --> 01:30:52,960
again, potentially asterisk, millions of people?

1913
01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:58,200
Well, I didn't have one to choose,

1914
01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:03,640
so I suggested A Fish Called Wanda.

1915
01:31:03,640 --> 01:31:07,480
A Fish Called Wanda, is that on Tubi?

1916
01:31:07,480 --> 01:31:09,120
Yes, yes it is.

1917
01:31:09,120 --> 01:31:12,000
Wow, see, so weird because I.

1918
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:13,400
That's such a good movie compared to.

1919
01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:14,240
I.

1920
01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:15,080
This drivel.

1921
01:31:15,080 --> 01:31:18,240
Yeah, so I, just the other day, in my own mind,

1922
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:19,920
so this has nothing to do with anybody

1923
01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:21,240
because I didn't share it with anybody,

1924
01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:22,760
you're speaking out loud, but in my own mind,

1925
01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:24,880
I was like, yeah, you remember that movie

1926
01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:25,840
when Harry met Sally?

1927
01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:27,400
Because that's how my fucking brain works.

1928
01:31:27,400 --> 01:31:30,400
It's just, it's just a nostalgia trip.

1929
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:31,840
And then I thought, I was like,

1930
01:31:31,840 --> 01:31:33,520
isn't there a movie called A Fish Called Wanda?

1931
01:31:33,520 --> 01:31:36,600
So, it's just interesting that you brought that up.

1932
01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:39,000
Who's in that, is that Robert Downey Jr., no.

1933
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,240
Gosh, what's her, I always forget.

1934
01:31:42,240 --> 01:31:43,720
Jamie Lee Curtis.

1935
01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:45,560
Jamie Lee Curtis, yeah.

1936
01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:46,400
John Cloyce.

1937
01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:47,880
A ton of other people you'll recognize

1938
01:31:47,880 --> 01:31:50,000
that I can't think of, I'm really bad.

1939
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:52,920
And Kevin Klum, yeah, yeah, no, this looks great.

1940
01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:54,480
After pulling off a diamond heist,

1941
01:31:54,480 --> 01:31:57,240
the motley crew of culprits dupe one another

1942
01:31:57,240 --> 01:31:59,800
repeatedly in hopes of pocketing the loot

1943
01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:01,240
in this black comedy.

1944
01:32:01,240 --> 01:32:03,360
Yeah, that's definitely up our alley, perfect.

1945
01:32:03,360 --> 01:32:05,880
Okay, thank you so much Austin's mom.

1946
01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:10,880
And again, these fucking joints are incredible

1947
01:32:10,880 --> 01:32:12,440
especially since it's three.

1948
01:32:12,440 --> 01:32:14,080
Aren't you like totally on vibrate?

1949
01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:15,840
I just finished one myself.

1950
01:32:15,840 --> 01:32:18,680
On vibrate, that's an interesting way to talk.

1951
01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:21,400
Yeah, your body's just like vibrating.

1952
01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:22,240
Yeah.

1953
01:32:22,240 --> 01:32:24,280
And you're a little bit hyper, but you're not.

1954
01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:26,600
Yeah, I mean, the way I'm describing it

1955
01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:28,200
in my own head is just fucked up.

1956
01:32:29,240 --> 01:32:32,360
Because again, it's three of them all at once through a bong.

1957
01:32:32,360 --> 01:32:35,320
So for me, it's just, I don't know,

1958
01:32:35,320 --> 01:32:37,320
I feel like I've shifted into an alternate reality.

1959
01:32:37,320 --> 01:32:38,920
Alternate reality.

1960
01:32:38,920 --> 01:32:39,760
Right?

1961
01:32:39,760 --> 01:32:41,080
Yeah. Go with it, use it.

1962
01:32:41,080 --> 01:32:43,120
I'm going to, I don't know how.

1963
01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:45,160
I'm gonna, when these fucking guys leave,

1964
01:32:45,160 --> 01:32:46,120
I'm gonna play video games.

1965
01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:48,360
I don't know how to use it any other way

1966
01:32:48,360 --> 01:32:51,600
than the Final Fantasy VII remake,

1967
01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:53,680
which I have to replay to, doesn't even matter.

1968
01:32:53,680 --> 01:32:55,080
You know, who cares?

1969
01:32:55,080 --> 01:32:57,320
What are you, do you see any good movies lately?

1970
01:32:58,400 --> 01:33:00,120
In your own life, you go to the movies,

1971
01:33:00,120 --> 01:33:01,360
we already talked about movies.

1972
01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:02,320
You play video games?

1973
01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:03,160
What's your favorite?

1974
01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:04,000
No.

1975
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:04,840
No.

1976
01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:07,760
My son's trying to get me to do that.

1977
01:33:07,760 --> 01:33:10,600
I haven't really done it yet.

1978
01:33:10,600 --> 01:33:12,240
What are you trying to get him to play?

1979
01:33:12,240 --> 01:33:14,920
I bought a PlayStation VR.

1980
01:33:14,920 --> 01:33:15,760
Oh hell yeah.

1981
01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:17,160
So I'm trying to get him to use that so it's more fun.

1982
01:33:17,160 --> 01:33:19,520
You know, there's so many games now have,

1983
01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:22,720
in the difficulty setting, they have like adventure mode,

1984
01:33:22,720 --> 01:33:26,360
or story mode is what it's called, where they cut.

1985
01:33:26,360 --> 01:33:27,520
Should we just call it grandma mode?

1986
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:29,080
Well, it's not, but it's not grandma mode.

1987
01:33:29,080 --> 01:33:31,400
It's more just like, if you want to enjoy

1988
01:33:31,400 --> 01:33:34,240
what the game has to offer without worrying about

1989
01:33:34,240 --> 01:33:36,920
stupid combat, difficulty spikes,

1990
01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:38,200
and getting frustrated.

1991
01:33:38,200 --> 01:33:40,240
Ah, okay, that's up my alley.

1992
01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:41,320
Yeah, there's really good ones.

1993
01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:43,800
Did you watch The Last of Us, that TV show?

1994
01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:45,160
Yes, love it.

1995
01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:48,560
The game is probably even better because you get more time

1996
01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:50,360
with the characters to, you know.

1997
01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:52,000
But it's fast, which, did you tell me once

1998
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:52,840
it's fast, which it is?

1999
01:33:52,840 --> 01:33:54,800
It's not if you play it on the lowest difficulty.

2000
01:33:54,800 --> 01:33:56,440
I think it's just chill mode.

2001
01:33:56,440 --> 01:33:57,960
There's still zombies and shit, you could die,

2002
01:33:57,960 --> 01:33:58,960
but I mean, it's fun.

2003
01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:00,600
I've been trying to get her to either play it

2004
01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:01,640
or watch me play it.

2005
01:34:01,640 --> 01:34:03,040
Yeah, watch Austin play it.

2006
01:34:03,040 --> 01:34:04,520
I mean, fuck, that'd be great.

2007
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:06,960
You should do a Let's Play on Twitch, the two of you.

2008
01:34:06,960 --> 01:34:07,800
She sounds great.

2009
01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:08,920
My mom and my grandma?

2010
01:34:08,920 --> 01:34:09,760
Yeah.

2011
01:34:09,760 --> 01:34:11,800
Oh yeah, you gotta put grandma, oh my gosh.

2012
01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:13,240
Like a generational.

2013
01:34:13,240 --> 01:34:14,680
Oh, that'd be kinda fun, actually, yeah.

2014
01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:17,240
Here, can we three-way call your,

2015
01:34:17,240 --> 01:34:18,080
can we get your grandma to listen?

2016
01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:19,040
Is grandma chill?

2017
01:34:19,040 --> 01:34:21,080
Do not ask his mom to three-way call your grandma.

2018
01:34:21,080 --> 01:34:21,920
Hey, listen.

2019
01:34:21,920 --> 01:34:23,000
Jesus.

2020
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:23,840
Listen, love.

2021
01:34:23,840 --> 01:34:25,080
She won't be able to hear anything,

2022
01:34:25,080 --> 01:34:27,440
so you gotta like totally plan it.

2023
01:34:27,440 --> 01:34:28,280
Okay.

2024
01:34:28,280 --> 01:34:29,120
But she's really funny.

2025
01:34:29,120 --> 01:34:30,720
Okay, next time.

2026
01:34:30,720 --> 01:34:32,880
Well, anyway, I'll let you go.

2027
01:34:32,880 --> 01:34:34,880
Thank you so much for jumping on the podcast.

2028
01:34:34,880 --> 01:34:35,720
It's always great.

2029
01:34:35,720 --> 01:34:36,960
Thank you for having me, guys,

2030
01:34:36,960 --> 01:34:38,560
and I'm glad you enjoyed that,

2031
01:34:38,560 --> 01:34:41,640
and I'll make you something even better next time.

2032
01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:42,480
Oh God.

2033
01:34:43,360 --> 01:34:45,960
There's absolutely no obligation to,

2034
01:34:45,960 --> 01:34:49,960
this was amazing, but yeah, I mean, if you, yeah, I always.

2035
01:34:49,960 --> 01:34:52,960
Well, I have the best recipes for munchies, you guys,

2036
01:34:52,960 --> 01:34:55,080
so I told Austin that I would, you know,

2037
01:34:55,080 --> 01:34:55,920
make the munchies.

2038
01:34:55,920 --> 01:34:56,760
The weed munchie episode?

2039
01:34:56,760 --> 01:34:57,600
Yeah.

2040
01:34:57,600 --> 01:35:00,280
You're also invited to come up with Austin.

2041
01:35:00,280 --> 01:35:01,120
Yeah.

2042
01:35:01,120 --> 01:35:01,960
You can come up with Austin

2043
01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:05,440
and Mike's just adding his own rules as he feeds easy.

2044
01:35:05,440 --> 01:35:07,360
Oh, you guys would be so hammered.

2045
01:35:07,360 --> 01:35:09,120
You guys would be so hammered.

2046
01:35:09,120 --> 01:35:10,520
I, yeah, it's, well, we.

2047
01:35:10,520 --> 01:35:13,960
I would be rolling blunt, and you guys,

2048
01:35:13,960 --> 01:35:15,600
oh, I'd have dabs ready, and I'm like,

2049
01:35:15,600 --> 01:35:16,920
okay, come on, guys, let's go.

2050
01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:18,200
Yeah, this sounds great.

2051
01:35:18,200 --> 01:35:21,160
I think we just, I think we just, on air,

2052
01:35:21,160 --> 01:35:26,160
just planned a perfect Saturday with Austin and his mom.

2053
01:35:26,240 --> 01:35:28,280
If I could bring your grandma, let's all just,

2054
01:35:28,280 --> 01:35:29,120
this sounds great.

2055
01:35:29,120 --> 01:35:29,960
All right, well, anyway.

2056
01:35:29,960 --> 01:35:30,800
All right.

2057
01:35:30,800 --> 01:35:32,200
So, for people, listeners at home,

2058
01:35:32,200 --> 01:35:34,000
I guess you're just gonna, we'll call it the,

2059
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:38,000
we'll call it Saturday Picnic with Austin's family.

2060
01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:39,560
It's gonna be a special coming up.

2061
01:35:39,560 --> 01:35:40,400
It'll be a lot of fun.

2062
01:35:40,400 --> 01:35:41,480
Maybe we'll do it outdoors.

2063
01:35:41,480 --> 01:35:43,160
We'll somehow find a way.

2064
01:35:44,600 --> 01:35:46,120
All right, mom, love you.

2065
01:35:46,120 --> 01:35:46,960
I'll be home soon.

2066
01:35:46,960 --> 01:35:47,800
Okay, Austin's mom, we love you.

2067
01:35:47,800 --> 01:35:48,640
Okay, love you guys.

2068
01:35:48,640 --> 01:35:51,640
You guys be good, and don't drive or anything.

2069
01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:53,080
No, I'm good.

2070
01:35:53,080 --> 01:35:55,200
I'm video games, like I said.

2071
01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:56,760
All right, have fun.

2072
01:35:56,760 --> 01:35:57,600
Enjoy the movie.

2073
01:35:57,600 --> 01:35:58,720
I'm sure you guys will.

2074
01:35:58,720 --> 01:35:59,560
Okay.

2075
01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:00,400
Have a good day.

2076
01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:01,240
Bye-bye.

2077
01:36:01,240 --> 01:36:02,080
Bye.

2078
01:36:03,600 --> 01:36:04,440
Well.

2079
01:36:04,440 --> 01:36:05,280
Oh, mother.

2080
01:36:05,280 --> 01:36:06,100
That was fun.

2081
01:36:06,100 --> 01:36:06,940
Your mom's great.

2082
01:36:07,960 --> 01:36:09,880
Just best impromptu guest you could.

2083
01:36:09,880 --> 01:36:11,720
Yeah, no, she just hung up the phone and went,

2084
01:36:11,720 --> 01:36:12,560
and scene.

2085
01:36:12,560 --> 01:36:15,680
And, yes, she's turning to the mirror

2086
01:36:15,680 --> 01:36:17,880
that she was hyping herself up and for sleep.

2087
01:36:17,880 --> 01:36:19,920
You fucking killed it, Austin's mom.

2088
01:36:22,280 --> 01:36:24,600
It's kinda funny nowadays with the moms, isn't it?

2089
01:36:24,600 --> 01:36:27,560
When you used to, moms are way cooler than they used to be.

2090
01:36:27,560 --> 01:36:28,400
Oh yeah.

2091
01:36:28,400 --> 01:36:29,480
She used to bust me for speech meetings.

2092
01:36:29,480 --> 01:36:30,960
My mom's always been cool.

2093
01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:31,800
Oh.

2094
01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:35,080
Yeah, I was really young, not really a kid,

2095
01:36:35,080 --> 01:36:36,600
but I smoked weed in the bathroom.

2096
01:36:36,600 --> 01:36:38,040
I thought that tiny bathroom window

2097
01:36:38,040 --> 01:36:39,880
was enough to ventilate the weed.

2098
01:36:39,880 --> 01:36:43,120
And then I'm like all stoned in my bed, ready to go to sleep.

2099
01:36:43,120 --> 01:36:45,680
I had a baseball card box that I kept on my weed shit

2100
01:36:45,680 --> 01:36:48,920
under my bed, and then I hear my mom, I smell it!

2101
01:36:48,920 --> 01:36:51,340
And her and my dad come into my room, storm into my room,

2102
01:36:51,340 --> 01:36:53,520
they flip my mattress, they didn't find the weed

2103
01:36:53,520 --> 01:36:56,840
that was so obviously in that box right there.

2104
01:36:56,840 --> 01:36:58,480
And then just a few years later, they're like,

2105
01:36:58,480 --> 01:37:00,720
Austin, can you get us some weed?

2106
01:37:00,720 --> 01:37:02,360
And now she's like, let me roll joints

2107
01:37:02,360 --> 01:37:04,200
for your fucking podcast every week.

2108
01:37:04,200 --> 01:37:05,560
The minute it became legal though,

2109
01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:06,880
all the moms were just like, fuck it,

2110
01:37:06,880 --> 01:37:08,720
I guess it's legal now, we don't care anymore.

2111
01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:10,700
The amount of times that I would just be,

2112
01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:13,640
like my friend and I would just find a spot,

2113
01:37:13,640 --> 01:37:15,440
just a spot that we thought was like,

2114
01:37:15,440 --> 01:37:17,880
no one's gonna smell, no one's gonna be far.

2115
01:37:17,880 --> 01:37:22,760
And we would just smoke, like a park, or somewhere.

2116
01:37:22,760 --> 01:37:24,200
Now, when I'm driving around,

2117
01:37:24,200 --> 01:37:26,760
and I don't have a great sense of smell already really,

2118
01:37:26,760 --> 01:37:30,760
but sometimes it goes through, I'll be driving.

2119
01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:33,120
And I saw these kids just in there,

2120
01:37:33,120 --> 01:37:35,100
like some teenagers in this car smoking,

2121
01:37:35,100 --> 01:37:36,280
with the window just cracked,

2122
01:37:36,280 --> 01:37:38,880
and I could smell it fucking half a block away.

2123
01:37:38,880 --> 01:37:41,440
So I'm just thinking, and I'm like, Jesus Christ.

2124
01:37:41,440 --> 01:37:42,480
We used to be those kids.

2125
01:37:42,480 --> 01:37:43,360
I'm such an idiot.

2126
01:37:43,360 --> 01:37:44,800
Anytime that you've ever smoked,

2127
01:37:44,800 --> 01:37:47,720
like in your car driving around, which I have not,

2128
01:37:47,720 --> 01:37:50,300
but like I've heard of people doing that.

2129
01:37:50,300 --> 01:37:52,960
I'm sure that that's how you get caught, guys.

2130
01:37:52,960 --> 01:37:54,640
That's why you get your DUIs and shit.

2131
01:37:54,640 --> 01:37:59,240
But anyway, those are, so we have Slipstream.

2132
01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:00,360
We have...

2133
01:38:01,520 --> 01:38:03,640
Go to Mars, which I don't even know if it's on or not.

2134
01:38:03,640 --> 01:38:06,240
Fish called, which it's not, so you're disqualified.

2135
01:38:06,240 --> 01:38:07,080
Yeah, I'm disqualified.

2136
01:38:07,080 --> 01:38:10,280
Fish called Wanda, Slipstream, or...

2137
01:38:10,280 --> 01:38:11,280
It's not yours.

2138
01:38:11,280 --> 01:38:13,400
God, I had what I thought was a pretty good one,

2139
01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:17,680
but now I'm gonna vote for Slipstream,

2140
01:38:17,680 --> 01:38:18,520
so I don't even think it matters.

2141
01:38:18,520 --> 01:38:20,960
I'm using both my votes for goddamn Slipstream.

2142
01:38:20,960 --> 01:38:22,320
Why, you get two votes again?

2143
01:38:22,320 --> 01:38:24,000
I thought you get to vote for yours,

2144
01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:25,560
and someone else's, was that the rule?

2145
01:38:25,560 --> 01:38:26,600
Oh, well, it just depends.

2146
01:38:26,600 --> 01:38:27,720
It's updated, I missed it.

2147
01:38:27,720 --> 01:38:31,480
It's whatever I feel the most comfortable with it

2148
01:38:31,480 --> 01:38:32,320
landing on.

2149
01:38:32,320 --> 01:38:33,360
That's it, yeah.

2150
01:38:33,360 --> 01:38:34,200
Sometimes I...

2151
01:38:34,200 --> 01:38:36,560
It's usually A.D. trying to cheat.

2152
01:38:36,560 --> 01:38:38,520
Sometimes people get in their head

2153
01:38:38,520 --> 01:38:40,120
that we're gonna watch some bullshit,

2154
01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:44,060
and I'm like, no, we get two votes this time.

2155
01:38:45,640 --> 01:38:47,800
But if it's this...

2156
01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:49,360
But if it's this...

2157
01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:52,640
It's not really a democracy system.

2158
01:38:52,640 --> 01:38:54,400
Zach, you lost your throne of God.

2159
01:38:54,400 --> 01:38:55,880
It goes to Andy now.

2160
01:38:55,880 --> 01:38:57,040
Yes.

2161
01:38:57,040 --> 01:38:58,240
No, I'm sure Zach's a nice guy.

2162
01:38:58,240 --> 01:38:59,080
Yeah, Zach's a nice guy.

2163
01:38:59,080 --> 01:38:59,920
He's just not God anymore.

2164
01:38:59,920 --> 01:39:02,540
Zachy improv, Zachy improv quality.

2165
01:39:04,280 --> 01:39:05,520
So as much as...

2166
01:39:05,520 --> 01:39:07,280
Thank you, Austin Mose, for the recommendation,

2167
01:39:07,280 --> 01:39:09,880
but Slipstream has some sort of...

2168
01:39:11,240 --> 01:39:13,120
It needs to be watched by us,

2169
01:39:13,120 --> 01:39:13,960
which should, it could have been...

2170
01:39:13,960 --> 01:39:14,800
It's come back, yeah.

2171
01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:16,320
What was the movie that beat it?

2172
01:39:16,320 --> 01:39:17,640
I was so hard...

2173
01:39:17,640 --> 01:39:19,000
I don't remember.

2174
01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:19,840
I don't remember.

2175
01:39:19,840 --> 01:39:22,000
It was kinda like mid-season.

2176
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:23,080
What got past it?

2177
01:39:23,080 --> 01:39:24,200
Yeah, I don't even understand it.

2178
01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:25,040
I don't even know.

2179
01:39:25,040 --> 01:39:26,680
It seems like someone would normally...

2180
01:39:26,680 --> 01:39:29,140
And it's gonna be hard to really pinpoint it.

2181
01:39:30,240 --> 01:39:31,080
But I...

2182
01:39:31,080 --> 01:39:31,900
What's the...

2183
01:39:31,900 --> 01:39:32,740
I've never even seen this movie.

2184
01:39:32,740 --> 01:39:33,580
It's full of Slipstream up there, Zach.

2185
01:39:33,580 --> 01:39:34,920
Let's see if I can remember it.

2186
01:39:34,920 --> 01:39:35,920
It makes me so...

2187
01:39:35,920 --> 01:39:38,680
The fact that I'm so hard-lined on it, I don't even know.

2188
01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:40,780
I would like to think of it

2189
01:39:40,780 --> 01:39:42,960
as an alternate Star Wars universe,

2190
01:39:42,960 --> 01:39:46,040
where it takes place after Return of the Jedi.

2191
01:39:46,040 --> 01:39:47,720
The Emperor's dead, Darth Vader's dead,

2192
01:39:47,720 --> 01:39:50,440
the Emperor's saved, but then Thrawn comes back,

2193
01:39:50,440 --> 01:39:51,260
kills Luke...

2194
01:39:51,260 --> 01:39:52,200
The only one where he's running around

2195
01:39:52,200 --> 01:39:54,240
on top of buildings and shit is it...

2196
01:39:54,240 --> 01:39:55,080
It...

2197
01:39:55,080 --> 01:39:55,900
I'm not even sure.

2198
01:39:55,900 --> 01:39:57,520
Oh, in a post-apocalyptic future,

2199
01:39:57,520 --> 01:40:01,360
a bounty hunter kidnaps a murderer from the police

2200
01:40:01,360 --> 01:40:04,600
to obtain the bounty, but two officers go on the hunt

2201
01:40:04,600 --> 01:40:07,800
to bring them in, starring Bob Peck, Mark Hamill,

2202
01:40:07,800 --> 01:40:11,360
Kitty Aldrich, Bill Paxton, Susan Leung,

2203
01:40:11,360 --> 01:40:12,800
Elkis Criticus, and some others.

2204
01:40:12,800 --> 01:40:14,720
Click on Mark Hamill's name real quick.

2205
01:40:14,720 --> 01:40:15,680
I just wanna see his...

2206
01:40:15,680 --> 01:40:16,520
We know who he is.

2207
01:40:16,520 --> 01:40:17,340
He's Luke Skywalker.

2208
01:40:17,340 --> 01:40:18,180
Go back to his first movies, though.

2209
01:40:18,180 --> 01:40:19,020
I know.

2210
01:40:19,020 --> 01:40:20,320
I wanna know before that.

2211
01:40:20,320 --> 01:40:21,560
Well, he's admitted so much shit.

2212
01:40:21,560 --> 01:40:22,400
What do you wanna know?

2213
01:40:22,400 --> 01:40:23,220
He's done so much voice work.

2214
01:40:23,220 --> 01:40:24,360
Okay, this is not an order, so we...

2215
01:40:24,360 --> 01:40:25,480
Oh, you're not on IMDb.

2216
01:40:25,480 --> 01:40:26,300
That's what I'm thinking.

2217
01:40:26,300 --> 01:40:27,140
I am.

2218
01:40:27,140 --> 01:40:27,980
This is Mark Hamill's.

2219
01:40:27,980 --> 01:40:28,820
Yeah, but it's not IMDb.

2220
01:40:28,820 --> 01:40:29,660
It's just 2B.

2221
01:40:29,660 --> 01:40:30,480
Well, we deal with 2B.

2222
01:40:30,480 --> 01:40:31,320
It's just what's on 2B.

2223
01:40:31,320 --> 01:40:32,160
We just deal with 2B around here.

2224
01:40:32,160 --> 01:40:33,000
I know.

2225
01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:33,840
I'm trying to see what...

2226
01:40:33,840 --> 01:40:34,680
He was Commander Toad in space.

2227
01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:35,520
He was Commander Toad in space.

2228
01:40:35,520 --> 01:40:36,360
What is...

2229
01:40:36,360 --> 01:40:38,200
Oh, it's adding my list right the fuck now.

2230
01:40:38,200 --> 01:40:39,040
It's 24 minutes.

2231
01:40:39,040 --> 01:40:42,480
1993, 24 minutes, family and friend.

2232
01:40:42,480 --> 01:40:44,120
Oh my God, this looks great.

2233
01:40:44,120 --> 01:40:47,400
Brave Commander Toad and his Star Wars crew

2234
01:40:47,400 --> 01:40:50,440
go where no one's gone before to a watery planet with a monster

2235
01:40:50,440 --> 01:40:52,360
who thinks they look like lunch.

2236
01:40:52,360 --> 01:40:53,760
What in the world?

2237
01:40:53,760 --> 01:40:54,600
This looks one...

2238
01:40:54,600 --> 01:40:55,640
Golden Book Video!

2239
01:40:55,640 --> 01:40:57,280
That brings back so many memories.

2240
01:40:57,280 --> 01:41:00,000
Wait a minute, Golden Book, like as in what?

2241
01:41:00,000 --> 01:41:01,520
Golden Book Video.

2242
01:41:01,520 --> 01:41:03,800
That production company, they were great.

2243
01:41:03,800 --> 01:41:05,440
Or did it make the Golden Books?

2244
01:41:05,440 --> 01:41:07,320
The little Golden Books, like we're kids?

2245
01:41:07,320 --> 01:41:09,240
He's as brave as Brick Kent.

2246
01:41:09,240 --> 01:41:10,080
Whoa!

2247
01:41:10,080 --> 01:41:10,920
Bang the stars.

2248
01:41:10,920 --> 01:41:13,160
He's not in charge of the whole galaxy.

2249
01:41:13,160 --> 01:41:15,000
Ha ha ha ha!

2250
01:41:15,000 --> 01:41:17,040
How much you wanna bet that the people that did the...

2251
01:41:17,040 --> 01:41:19,680
The props for this or the costumes and everything

2252
01:41:19,680 --> 01:41:21,960
also did that dinosaur family show.

2253
01:41:21,960 --> 01:41:23,960
Ooh, well let's find out.

2254
01:41:23,960 --> 01:41:25,320
That's immediately what came into my head

2255
01:41:25,320 --> 01:41:26,160
is what the characters look like.

2256
01:41:26,160 --> 01:41:27,000
Let's find out.

2257
01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:27,840
Dinosaurs is great though.

2258
01:41:27,840 --> 01:41:28,680
That show's great.

2259
01:41:28,680 --> 01:41:30,680
I'm the baby, got them!

2260
01:41:30,680 --> 01:41:34,280
Oh, based on the book Commander Toad in space.

2261
01:41:34,280 --> 01:41:37,320
Also, one of the darkest endings to a family show.

2262
01:41:37,320 --> 01:41:38,320
Oh God, yes.

2263
01:41:38,320 --> 01:41:39,720
Extinction.

2264
01:41:39,720 --> 01:41:40,560
Spoilers.

2265
01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:42,920
Literally, we're all gonna die, kids.

2266
01:41:42,920 --> 01:41:44,760
And then the show's just over.

2267
01:41:44,760 --> 01:41:46,400
Oh, it's Mark Hamill's just voice, yeah.

2268
01:41:46,400 --> 01:41:47,520
There's the Adbomb.

2269
01:41:47,520 --> 01:41:50,040
Okay, well again, we do this so much on the show.

2270
01:41:50,040 --> 01:41:50,880
I'm so fucking sorry.

2271
01:41:50,880 --> 01:41:51,720
We get lost in our IMDB.

2272
01:41:51,720 --> 01:41:53,360
What, look at an IMD?

2273
01:41:53,360 --> 01:41:55,120
There should be some music where we're just fucking

2274
01:41:55,120 --> 01:41:57,120
looking at IMDB because we're fucking idiots.

2275
01:41:57,120 --> 01:41:59,800
All right, so we're gonna watch Slipstream,

2276
01:41:59,800 --> 01:42:00,640
ladies and gentlemen.

2277
01:42:00,640 --> 01:42:02,600
Now time to light this fucking shit up,

2278
01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:06,720
play some copyright free music, and end this shit.

2279
01:42:06,720 --> 01:42:10,920
Cyberpunk, Dark Synth, Plasma, Royalty Free, who cares?

2280
01:42:10,920 --> 01:42:11,840
There we go, baby.

2281
01:42:13,160 --> 01:42:14,480
You're gonna light that up again, huh?

2282
01:42:14,480 --> 01:42:15,320
Yeah.

2283
01:42:15,320 --> 01:42:16,640
Lighten up.

2284
01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:19,640
One, two, three.

2285
01:42:19,640 --> 01:42:22,920
Out of a fucking bell ringer, our new sponsor.

2286
01:42:24,920 --> 01:42:27,160
Run to my bell ringer.

2287
01:42:27,160 --> 01:42:28,800
You can't do his voice, I don't think,

2288
01:42:28,800 --> 01:42:31,040
but wait, he'll get to hear it next week.

2289
01:42:31,040 --> 01:42:32,960
He wants to come on, so.

2290
01:42:32,960 --> 01:42:35,160
Yeah, well plus you get to have an ad.

2291
01:42:35,160 --> 01:42:36,000
Oh, fuck.

2292
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:36,840
The ad.

2293
01:42:36,840 --> 01:42:37,680
Yeah, yeah.

2294
01:42:37,680 --> 01:42:38,520
Yeah, we'll get the ad.

2295
01:42:38,520 --> 01:42:41,480
Bell ringers and Austin's mom just kicked my ass.

2296
01:42:41,480 --> 01:42:45,040
Oh, yeah, here we go.

2297
01:42:46,280 --> 01:42:47,840
Yeah, one more, one more rip.

2298
01:42:53,640 --> 01:42:54,480
Oh my God.

2299
01:42:57,880 --> 01:42:59,520
Fuck yeah.

2300
01:42:59,520 --> 01:43:01,520
Did I not tell you this was gonna be a chill,

2301
01:43:01,520 --> 01:43:03,120
fucking dope ass episode?

2302
01:43:05,120 --> 01:43:07,400
This has been Fried Rice Podcast.

2303
01:43:07,400 --> 01:43:12,160
With me as always has been motherfucking Austin

2304
01:43:12,160 --> 01:43:14,600
is the most thoughtful gift giver

2305
01:43:14,600 --> 01:43:16,600
I've ever met in my fucking life.

2306
01:43:16,600 --> 01:43:17,800
Holy shit.

2307
01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:22,680
Star Trek minifigures, the fucking bell ringer's sponsorship.

2308
01:43:22,680 --> 01:43:25,600
We got the fucking Austin's mom shout out,

2309
01:43:25,600 --> 01:43:28,040
who's fucking great and brought the triple joints

2310
01:43:28,040 --> 01:43:30,960
with space dust and I'm on my fucking ass.

2311
01:43:30,960 --> 01:43:32,080
Feral!

2312
01:43:32,080 --> 01:43:33,400
Free Palestine.

2313
01:43:33,400 --> 01:43:34,240
Okay.

2314
01:43:34,240 --> 01:43:39,240
With me as always, I tried to kill him today

2315
01:43:39,680 --> 01:43:42,080
with just fucking triple joint power

2316
01:43:42,080 --> 01:43:43,760
and he somehow survived.

2317
01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:44,760
I did again.

2318
01:43:44,760 --> 01:43:46,000
It's Michael.

2319
01:43:46,880 --> 01:43:50,080
He hated the movie that he recommended.

2320
01:43:51,440 --> 01:43:56,440
Hated a movie that has a 96% on Rotten Tomato.

2321
01:43:56,880 --> 01:43:58,720
He's lucky we haven't killed him.

2322
01:43:58,720 --> 01:43:59,920
He's lucky to be alive.

2323
01:43:59,920 --> 01:44:02,280
It's slapstick Larson.

2324
01:44:02,280 --> 01:44:04,040
Have a good week everybody.

2325
01:44:04,040 --> 01:44:05,520
And don't watch this movie.

2326
01:44:10,840 --> 01:44:13,640
And I am your host and I'm holding you.

2327
01:44:15,840 --> 01:44:16,680
Too much.

2328
01:44:16,680 --> 01:44:18,400
I can't believe you hit that again.

2329
01:44:22,560 --> 01:44:23,840
I'm your host Andy Rice.

2330
01:44:25,800 --> 01:44:27,560
I've been so fucking fried.

2331
01:44:27,560 --> 01:44:29,160
Thank you Austin's mom.

2332
01:44:29,160 --> 01:44:30,040
My bellringers.

2333
01:44:30,040 --> 01:44:31,080
And bellringers.

2334
01:44:31,080 --> 01:44:31,920
Bellringers.

2335
01:44:31,920 --> 01:44:33,040
By bellringers.com.

2336
01:44:33,040 --> 01:44:34,040
By bellringers.

2337
01:44:34,040 --> 01:44:36,840
By bellringers.com.

2338
01:44:36,840 --> 01:44:37,960
Sponsored us.

2339
01:44:38,840 --> 01:44:41,120
Let's get fried at Andy Rice, Fried Rice Podcast.

2340
01:44:41,120 --> 01:44:41,960
You get it.

2341
01:44:41,960 --> 01:44:43,520
Fuckin' love you all.

2342
01:44:43,520 --> 01:44:44,360
Good night.

2343
01:44:45,680 --> 01:44:48,480
Hey man, have you ever heard of Fried Rice Podcast?

2344
01:44:48,480 --> 01:44:49,800
Fried Rice Podcast?

2345
01:44:49,800 --> 01:44:52,320
Yeah man, there are podcasts that reviews movies

2346
01:44:52,320 --> 01:44:54,960
and a new one comes out every Saturday on YouTube.

2347
01:44:54,960 --> 01:44:56,600
They're sponsored by Bellringers.

2348
01:44:56,600 --> 01:44:57,440
Bellringers?

2349
01:44:57,440 --> 01:44:58,840
Yeah, Bellringers.

2350
01:44:58,840 --> 01:45:01,040
It's a adapter for your bong or hookah.

2351
01:45:01,040 --> 01:45:03,880
And it holds three joints, three blunts, three bowls

2352
01:45:03,880 --> 01:45:05,080
or three dabs.

2353
01:45:05,080 --> 01:45:05,960
Three dabs?

2354
01:45:05,960 --> 01:45:07,920
Yeah man, three dabs.

2355
01:45:07,920 --> 01:45:10,520
So check us out every Saturday on YouTube

2356
01:45:10,520 --> 01:45:31,520
Fried Rice Podcast, sponsored by Bellringers.