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Gonna fucking put some guns on my hands drill them on baby

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Welcome to the season premiere of season 2 of the fried rice podcast

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I'm your host Andy rice. Let's get fried with me as always

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It's Brandon

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Don't turn out to the no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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Shipley out of Boston

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With me as always we try to kill him every time he comes here. We've tried poison

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We've tried guns. We've tried knives. We've tried just waiting it out cuz he's fucking old

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But it's Michael. He's lucky to be alive Larsen

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And with us as always this motherfucker drove three hours to be here. It's Austin

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He drove four hours last time, but only three hours this time

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And yeah motherfuckers I lied about the video wait till next week

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Oh God because we are actually missing our missing our tech guy. He's here. Well. He's here. He's here. He's here

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Room it's a female storage facility

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Oh, yeah, you think I just be built just female no not just female right? Yeah children of all

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You made that worse yeah, I'm also did not discriminatory

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His gender you know people have learned whatever we don't need a oh man, so

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Yeah, then Mike's Mike's on the next Mike's know the next bull speak no ways what is this that you broke?

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What is well? This is the stuff we've been smoking the last few

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episodes cuz I bought a yeah, so let's just jump into what do you smoke II if Jesse were here

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I'd say cue that music, but this is an Andy episode as you can tell

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So you're gonna get the fucking shoddy up shoddy version of this

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The what are we smoking I bring every time until we run out of it

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It's Bubba sins Bubba's sins which I hate that it's Bubba's sins

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I don't like the way that sounds out of my mouth

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And they should do less they should do what they can to minimize the amount of stress

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They make their pot smokers feel when it comes these kind of things

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It's like you wouldn't make a you wouldn't make a weed company called the police are outside in an unmarked veil

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Watching their every move asshole

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Why would you add an s after but it should be Bubba sins and then it's like kind of a cool name

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Sounds like a fat porn star

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Absolutely, and I don't mind smoking a fat porcelain, but what is Bubba's sins now?

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I'm just thinking of a hick fucking a sister or something

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I feel like the police are outside one would be really good for like a very strong edible

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Well, that's why yeah, police are outside in an unmarked van watching your every move

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It's the thousand milligram brownie from Carrova

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Yeah, we started with pre game was that

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Do you warn your neighbors?

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Dude, every Saturday around 1 this guy's just screaming

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Warn the neighbors is weird

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So if you listen to the first five or six episodes

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It's all about the neighbor drama, but here's the thing

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So here's an update

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Yeah, so we're gonna be talking about the neighbor drama

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So we're gonna be talking about the neighbor drama

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So we're gonna be talking about the neighbor drama

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So here's an update

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Two days ago, I had a conversation with him

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For the first time ever

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In like a year?

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Yeah, it's been like a year, close

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It's been about a year, almost a year

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So the last eight months or so

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He has been taking my trash cans out to the street

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And bringing them back in until I started bringing them back in

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Because I think he left them out once long to see if I reciprocated the neighborly gesture

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Which I started to do

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So now we've got this unspoken thing

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And then two days ago I noticed that the trash cans weren't out

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And I got home from work so I took both of ours out to the street

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And then when I got home

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He's sitting up front and he goes

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Hey, you're Andy, right? Andrew?

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Yeah, he's like

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Thanks for taking my trash can out for me

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It hurt my leg

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And I was like, oh, okay

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Wait a minute, hurt my leg?

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I'll say that I know exactly which word it was

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But did you, at the time that it set you

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Did you, when he said I hurt my leg

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I didn't make any

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In my book I was just trying to get it

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The comedian in you didn't go

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That's what I'm saying

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That is a perfect line

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The comedian in me was hidden underneath a

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I think the uncomfortable neurotic Andy

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Which I think is 90% of who I am every day of the week

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I'm uncomfortable and awkward trying to feel silence

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If you know me, this is who I am

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It's oh, hey, please talk

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So that I have something to play a game

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You know how many

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I bet my coworkers

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They say they enjoy playing it sometimes

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One of the two games that we play at work now

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Because of me, it's 20 questions

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Right, just so that we're always asking

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There's something going on

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And then mind meld

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Mind meld

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Right, have you ever done mind meld?

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Mind meld's cool

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I've got a little 20 questions ball though

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Here we go

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We're right now

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We're going to do a mind meld

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The trick is I'm going to go one, two, three

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And at the end of three you and I are going to say the same exact word

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Are you ready?

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Okay

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One, two, three

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Bapmobile

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Oh, you said fart?

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Oh, okay, very cool

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Now Brendan and I are going to

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Using those two words, we're going to get it

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Fart in what?

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Bapmobile

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Fart in Bapmobile

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And because we're on air

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We can't think about these for a long time like we do

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Just ready?

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We have to go

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I didn't mean to put you on the spot

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But you ready?

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Three, two, one

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Jingo bells

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Jingo bells and Robin?

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Three, two, one

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Lay it an egg

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Batman

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We're on the same, yeah

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One, two, three

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Even smells?

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Look, we can't think too hard

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Even smells, you ready?

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Three, two, one

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Two-Face?

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I'm just naming Joe

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Two-Face

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Anyway, listeners at home, you get it

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Eventually we would blow your fucking minds by saying the same

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I'm just trying not to do uninteresting podcasting

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There's been times we did it in one

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Just the first guess

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What did you do the other day?

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Banana and Split?

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Banana and Split is a controversial

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The people who were playing with us did not agree that we said the same thing

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Because at work there's a pride thing going through

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Some of the girls there

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Sasha and Kaylee for really getting into it

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Sasha and I got it in one

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We said soccer at the same time

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For no reason

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Well, no, I was looking at a Hispanic girl

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So I said soccer and she being an Hispanic girl

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That may be the most racist thing you've ever said, Andy

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I was like, a Hispanic girl

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And so I said soccer

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I don't know why I said soccer, but she said it too

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Maybe she looks at me and thinks soccer for some reason

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It was like instant racism but also instantly redeemed

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Because the Mexican girl said soccer

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Yeah, it wasn't a bad thing

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Whoops, I'm racist though

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Not a bad thing

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We don't even sink is what happens

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It was the good form of racism, right?

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The un-sinked form of racism

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Saying the N-word as your skin color changes to black

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Yeah, this is a tricky

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It's quite tricky, but yes

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I feel like it's on the same ground of like

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Before Michael Jackson was fully white

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When he was still sort of black

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Dropping the N-word

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Oh, him?

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Dropping Michael Jackson

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Oh, him saying it

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I've never heard him say it

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I can't imagine him saying it in a dainty little voice

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Although his dainty little voice was an act

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I found out recently

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I saw some videos

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He didn't have a dainty little girl's or boyish voice

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Really?

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He talked a lot lower in real life

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Not super low still

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Not super low

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He didn't sound like a bare-toe walker

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That was like a

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What about the singing falsetto voice?

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I'm talking about in real life when he was like

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Oh, I'm okay, I'm just Michael Jackson

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That was like an

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I think it's affectation

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Or whatever

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Like it's just a

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You put it on for who knows why

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If you wanted to make a point

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You would just talk normally

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Be like, oh shit

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So there's like videos of him in the limo that I saw

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Where he's just like, hey, stop it

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You know, like

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But in the limo they're probably like

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Yeah, okay, Michael, sorry

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Mr. Jackson

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They call him Mr. Jackson in the limo

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I don't know

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I'm making that part up

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But I bet you they do

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Who just said that?

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So yeah, I've brought Bubba's since

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You brought Edibles

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What are they called?

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These are

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Oh, I put my glasses away

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I can't read anything

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When we're visual

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They'll know I can't read anything

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Without the glasses

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They'll see

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They'll know how old you are, Mike

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Yeah, getting visual

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Sorry that we didn't have the camera set up, guys

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This is Sour Peach Fruit Chews

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They're pretty good

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Sativa

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They're straight sativa

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They're uplift sativa

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So you can kind of

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It's a good pregame for us

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It's straight sativa gummies

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And then we're offsetting it

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With the cannabis that is

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Smoking is indigent

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Yeah, I mean I always go

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I feel like hybrid's been my jam lately

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I don't know why

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I think it's like

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Because you know what?

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I'll tell you exactly what it is

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I can't make my mind up half the time

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It's the factor

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I brought for my sativa I brought clementine which I brought last week which is pretty

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good. 31% THC and then for my indica I brought some shake Julius Caesar and it is 35% THC.

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I like the name. Wow 35. Again here at the Fried Rice Podcast we have found out that

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the percentages kind of don't matter because we have had some bangers in the 20s we have

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had some disappointments in the 30s and so we think it is all made up. Conspiracy. Big

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weed is out to get you. I like what really makes it is like the dryness of the weed if

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it is still moist and still sticky. You realize they are also testing their patch testing

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so it is not even what you are getting at that point in time. So it is not I mean they

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tested one plant out of a thousand and you know a big farm now has thousands of plants

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that they are not so when they do the test any different plant is going to be different.

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Speaking of test so I fished out a bunch of reclaim out of this and then I just shoved

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it in the bowl so this thing is packed. She has smoked it twice. So it is a surprise what?

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That is wax. It is. So we will see how this goes. It is going to kill us. Austin I hope

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you have something lined up for this section. I am putting you on the spot. Oh what did

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I bring? I brought pizza. Pizza? No no no what did you bring? I think that is going

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to be a new thing. You are just going to need to fill that. If I continue to be a regular

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I am just going to bring a different pizza every time. Since I don't smoke. The weed

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is just too strong. I am going to make this a bit. It is like for me trying to find like

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really low grade weed that I can handle is harder now than it was to find good weed back

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in the day. That is sort of me. These guys are there hitting like this and you will notice

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I won't touch that thing. I can't. I am not going to put it to me. I need this shit that

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the guys are going to be like this shit will barely get you live. No and actually if you

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want to hit this bowl when we make it of the well he already made it but when we put it

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in next. Mike you want to die? No I am not. Do you want to die? Do you want to die Mike?

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Do you want to die? Because this is like 20% it is pretty much and it is good weed it is

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Mojave weed which is good company but it is their low ends. I need the weed that people

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like Andy would just throw away. Oh yeah we know. Andy I will buy a shake and Andy would

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never buy a shake. I would buy a shake. For what purpose? I don't know. I would just order

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it. Not to smoke. The only reason I got this shake was because it was free with the H.

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Yeah exactly you got it free. But to me I would buy that. I would rather I would pay

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for a shake. But this is actually pretty good and then this stuff was a little dry but I

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put an orange peel in it for like an hour. Really? Yeah just the orange peel. I never

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even heard that. You put an orange peel in your weed? Yeah. Just like fill up. It pulls

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the moisture out like a. Well it adds more to it. You googled that? I mean it is an old

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thing. I mean I knew about it for sure. So what if you put like a lot of orange peel

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in it would you get a flavor from it though? Yeah like if you smoke it it smells a little.

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Yeah like if you smell it you can smell the orange. Oh yeah you can. That's great. That

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was only for an hour. So like if you put a whole orange worth of peel in it. I tell them

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every week I have to remind them. Yeah but I am saying let it go for a while. I think

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that would make it moldy. Like if you do it too long it will get too moist. Yeah. I have

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to remind them every week I can't smell. Oh that's good. So when they do this kind of

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like. Does it smell like orange? It's like. It's like we are slapping them in the face.

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I am sorry Andy. It's like if I brought a blind guy on it all we talked about was how

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pretty everything was. You can taste though. Well you know I am starting to think. No we

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were talking about that the other day. You are not like really broadcasting to everyone

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that you can't smell right? You don't have people like walking up to you like Andy how

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are you doing? Well see you later. They just farted on you or something. They just come

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up to you to fart. No people have not fart bombed me yet. I think you are putting that

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idea on the transfer which I am not a fan of but thanks. How sure of that are you? How

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long have we known each other? I was going to say you have no way of knowing. I have

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no way of knowing people fart bomb me. They might do it on a fucking regular basis. You

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are absolutely right. They just crop dust all day. We have a customer counter for each

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time. I swear to God. It's probably someone right on your mind. It's probably Kaylee.

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I got to fart. Where is Amy? That's great. Diabolical. No I kid. She would never fart

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in her life. She may never have. It's the rush because you can still hear. Exactly.

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You have to be sure. You are taking the gamble. I will hear you rip ass next to me and I will

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be like what the fuck bro. Just because I can't smell doesn't mean I just openly want

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your shit particles floating near me. Oh shit. Well we are already high. So the reclaim that

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we smoked was out of the cart too. That thing just rips. Holy shit that was great. I just

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literally cleaned it out and put what I cleaned out back into the bowl. It's infinite weed

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as far as I know. I will never have to buy wax again. Last night after I watched the

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movie which we will get into in just a moment. I went down a rabbit hole on Tubi which I

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never do. Were you using the rabbit? Is that where you got rabbit hole? Because that's

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their AI. It's called rabbit. I have no idea. They have an AI? They have an AI and they

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are actually on there today when I was looking for next week's movie. And that's how I found

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next week's movie in mind. It said rabbit holes. AI rabbit holes. The most popular searches

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with our AI rabbit. So and then you just use that organically the same way. You go to Tubi's

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front page. I wish we were video. I'm so sorry. No. But on Tubi's front page it's absolutely

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literally. Then when you hit the little search thing. Where is that over here? Well on the

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app it's different. There's a little search symbol. But yeah I kind of click on there.

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Well no click the actual. I guess it's not. From the front page of this website you can't

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find. I don't see where it is. Maybe it's on the app. Click master. I have the Tubi app

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on my. Well okay nothing. No it's not. It's on the iOS app. So click on my stuff. That's

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probably where. Wow. Just type in rabbit AI up there. See what you get. That's weird.

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Again people at home. I'm so sorry. Maybe it's only on iOS. But if. I don't know if I have

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that on my. Yeah. No it's not on a PC. That's crazy. So in the app. Is it on your phone?

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I haven't downloaded the app. I'm trying to. In the app on iOS there's literally rabbit

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AI. When you hit the little search it pops up a thing that says rabbit AI. And then down

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the rabbit hole was listed up there this morning. When I was on there. So. Interesting. You know

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when I walk. When I open the app the whole rabbit thing pops out. Yeah that's their AI.

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That's it though. Well okay. Yeah. It's rabbit AI. So just randomly. But I did go down my

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own personal. You went down your own personal rabbit hole. Unassisted by AI. I hope. Yeah.

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Rabbit hole. It feels like free will. But maybe it's not. Who knows. That's what I was

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wondering. What did it. I watched. So. I watched this. Nineteen thirty nine. Anti marijuana

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propaganda movie called marijuana with an H. So and not only. And I'm just throwing this

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out there Mike. You pay attention because. I'm listening. This was a nineteen thirty

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something movie Mike. And it had titties. I thought you were going to say the other

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one. Which one. Oh. Reefer madness. Reefer madness. Well I've seen that one back in the

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day but no this was a different. This had a. This had an engaging story. I watched it.

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So it's only. It's less than an hour long. And titties Mike. Nineteen thirty. I don't

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think you heard me. There's no comment. Nothing. Nineteen thirty something movie with titties

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that has to. Does nothing. The history buffing you. The titty buffing you. Nothing. There's

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nothing. OK. Well it was very common. It's not like it's. Unfortunately I don't know

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why you think it was uncommon. The very first movies were mostly porn. But this is a pornographic

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movie. This is a movie intended to I guess stop young people from doing drugs. Right.

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Anyway. They it has the most. I have. I almost want to show you but it has a. There's there's

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a scene. So all the kids are dancing in this club. And it has a scene where the most sketch

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looking gangster looking guy at his home he walk into this bar. And they do an exchange

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in the bathroom of like. Like he. He. Unscrews the bottom part of his shoe to get the drugs

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out. It's like. Just a little. Probably an eighth. And they go through all this effort

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just to give this dude like a few joints worth of you like might be the first stoner I've

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ever known who'd never like seen or heard of Reaper Madness. I just said I watched that.

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Yeah I know but that's all this is. No because you're not even letting me get into it. It's

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about this girl. Who. Her sisters. Her sister's life is. Is the whole Marsha Marsha Marsha

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right. So she's. Who's the middle one. Jan. Yeah. She's basically the Jan Brady in this

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well to do family with a missing father figure. They don't really get into that. But she.

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Is dating a boy who who at one point he just tries to rape her. Sure. She gets out of the

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car real angry because he's I'm sure he smoked first. No no no no no no no no no no no no

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they didn't. They didn't. There's no drugs have been involved yet. They're just two teenagers

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out of the town. So just a normal Friday night. He takes her out to the. He takes her out

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to Point Cliff or whatever. He tries to rape her because she says no. Right. Common back

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then. Right. Really. You're really. Generalize your. You're really. Oh it's just common back.

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We got it. We got to address. There's no at no point is rape OK. Ladies and gentlemen

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I don't care if you're in the 1930s listening or if you're here today. But do not rape anyone.

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I don't care how common it is where you live. If you live right now in a country where rape

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is the common to do please. Don't. We can all agree. Don't do it. Yeah. And you're

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right. The rest approves this message. So it's like half abstinence campaign half anti

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drug campaign. Yeah. No because how how are you when you watch this movie. Well it was

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right after guns again. So very. I got. So. I'll make this. She ends up going to a party

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where a bunch of her friends everybody starts smoking weed. They're having a great time.

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In fact the beginning shows the bar scene as a way worse representation of alcohol

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than they ever do. We. We actually showed perfectly great. But then afterwards she's

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literally taking a needle out and cartoonishly injecting her thigh with heroin everywhere

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she goes. She's like I need the heroin. And she's just like doing this. She just jumped

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straight to heroin. Well sort of. She. So she. So we're watching friends.

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I'm sorry. No that was too soon. I'm sorry. Too soon. Way too soon. I'm sorry. Did he

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come out that he was on heroin. Well I wasn't heroin but it was ketamine. Yes. Oh. When

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did this get released. Yesterday. Like midnight. It was like while I was watching the movie

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last night. Good Lord. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway it was way too soon. Oh we got to

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stop kicking the table. I'm realizing that that's ginger on the. So don't say we. I

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will stop. I just moved my leg back because I noticed that I was on there too. And it's

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more political to say we the royal way the situation. We like like we need to talk louder

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in general everybody. All right. OK. We do. Yeah. OK. So I'll edit this out so I don't

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look like a taskmaster bitch. I'm never going to edit this out. When do I ever edit out

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it. I'll say you're going to never. I've probably said some horrendous shit on this. This whole

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fucking everything. OK. So anyway the point is is that she does weed. She a bunch of

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her girlfriends get and I'm assuming their team they're like in high school according

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to I guess what the what this movie is trying to tell me it's all black and white. They

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all just get naked and run out to the beach and then a bunch of men are like hey boys

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we're missing all the fun and they run out and start chasing the girls. And then one

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of them drowns. Right. So it became British to that point. They're running around sort

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of the girls. Yeah. A little bit a little bit. Yeah. They get back. She wants to fuck.

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I think he says whoa hey no whoa hey listen I just wanted to grab your titties earlier.

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I don't want to fuck. What's going on. And she's like you're no fun. And then she ends

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up getting pregnant somehow. I sort of see her. Right. Yeah. OK. She becomes the big

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biggest drug dealer in the country. There's this exchange where she's just like it's just

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news articles of drugs killing people and drugs being bad. Well in the background it's

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just her hand with progressively more jewelry on it in the background did doing different

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drug trades. It's pretty well done. And then at the end she. Hold on. So she so she had

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a baby. So she got pregnant before all this drug before she became the drug queenpin.

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She had a she got pregnant and the drug dealer guys like well listen guys we. She's like

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you can't talk. I don't know a little bit. He's like he's like now listen you're gonna

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have a baby and you don't want no baby. You got to deal drugs drugs in the future. You

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want money not babies. We'll give your baby to a wealthy family. Right. So then flash

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forward. She notices her sister is getting married and has a child and she's like or

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not. I'm not getting married but she got she's notices after she's a drug queenpin that now

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she has the resources to fuck with her older sister who she hates. So she kidnaps the daughter

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and then plot twist you can see coming from 10,000 miles away. It's her daughter that

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she gave up for adoption. And then she gives the so she gives the girl back and then volunteers

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herself in this. She literally outside of her door shoots up some heroin yet does a

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little bit of heroin just gets ready walks in and dies. And that's the end of the movie.

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OK. And it's great. Yeah. And then I watched the to be original. I guess it makes me not

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want to smoke weed. It's wants me to drink that story. Give me a fucking headache. Yeah.

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Fair enough. Not your telling of it. Just that book. Well it sounds like they took one

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of the five you know two minute clips off of Briefer Madness and expanded it into a

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movie. Don't stop. Yeah. I got it. What you could really do. You could go to read for

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madness. What if you did do that. What if you took read for madness. You took every

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one of those little scenes and made them into whole movies. I would do the one where the

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girl jumps out the window. That's what I would extend to a full movie. And which what. Oh

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wait. You took all the little clips. We're still in the ball. Oh yeah. Like just pulp

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fiction like a whole. Yeah. Well that whole universe is like that every every half of

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his movies are things you're watching. You explained it better the other day. OK. Oh

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with Quentin Tarantino. Yeah. It's just it's just the idea that some of his movies are

473
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:30,300
movies that exist within the Quentin Tarantino universe. Like like John Travolta's character

474
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:40,340
in pulp fiction could go to the movie theater and watch Jango. Right. Right. But the World

475
00:27:40,340 --> 00:27:45,460
War Two and Glorious Basterds is a historical event in the like the pulp fiction timeline.

476
00:27:45,460 --> 00:27:51,700
That's great. But but there's movies. So universes that way like Kill Bill all of them all tied

477
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:56,220
together somehow. Yes. So Kill Bill I think is one of the ones where it's we were talking

478
00:27:56,220 --> 00:27:59,980
about the other day. Yeah. I believe if I'm not wrong in the theory because it's all theory.

479
00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:05,540
I don't think it's confirmed in any of it. But Kill Bill is a movie that is a is a it's

480
00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:13,020
a duology in the absolutely the pulp fiction universe where Uma Thurman's character from

481
00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:19,060
pulp fiction. She talks about a failed pilot of a group of girl assassins or girl like

482
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:24,300
Fem Force Five or whatever it was called. That was a failed pilot gets a reboot later

483
00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:32,740
on as a gritty Kill Bill style kung fu like fan letter or whatever. So John Travolta if

484
00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:38,340
he had lived like or Uma Thurman's character in that is it is Uma Thurman's character in

485
00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:43,180
that group. They're the same person. Yeah. They're acting as an actor. It's just an interesting

486
00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:48,820
theory. I like it. It's up there with the Pixar theory that they're all connected. They

487
00:28:48,820 --> 00:28:53,860
just take place drastically hundreds of years apart. Some of them. Right. Like the Monsters

488
00:28:53,860 --> 00:28:58,940
Universe takes place like thousands of years in the future after the Wally world has finished

489
00:28:58,940 --> 00:29:03,820
cleaning itself and the continuity that requires the continuity that requires is so weird because

490
00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:08,980
it's not even the same people working on the movies like the Pixar was really a trip with

491
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:12,700
Quentin Tarantino. You like it's one person tied it all together. You can see that the

492
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:18,180
Pixar one is like random because it would be your cartoonist doing it. And then there's

493
00:29:18,180 --> 00:29:22,220
a whole different group of people write a different movie. There's a lot of Disney adults

494
00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:25,900
out there. They just the creators probably just go on Reddit and read all the fan theories

495
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:35,620
and oh that's a good one. I mean I think the fans do a lot of heavy lifting. For sure.

496
00:29:35,620 --> 00:29:46,860
But speaking of rabbit holes. Yeah. Anyway marijuana 20 minute. What are we smoking in

497
00:29:46,860 --> 00:29:55,740
this rabbit hole. Never. Yeah. 1930 something marijuana with an H. I it was funny. It was

498
00:29:55,740 --> 00:30:00,180
also gripping and you know you get it. So it was good. You would recommend to watch

499
00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:09,260
it. So it wasn't good but it's better than a hair fire. Everything's better than we read

500
00:30:09,260 --> 00:30:14,940
everything. It's OK. It's better than a hair fire. Well it's a better. I want to read marijuana

501
00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:21,460
based on our scale of B through W. Yeah it's not a W. It's not a W. No it's like a D or

502
00:30:21,460 --> 00:30:26,540
an F or whatever. If you're with some homies which I wasn't I watched it alone at three

503
00:30:26,540 --> 00:30:32,580
o'clock in the morning after Guns and Kimba waiting for my sheets to dry. It's an odd

504
00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:37,460
follow up that it got you from there. It's just an odd. What's that. Transition. The

505
00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:41,580
transition from there to there is just odd without you. In other words were you on a

506
00:30:41,580 --> 00:30:45,980
rabbit hole where it recommended things to you or were you. Yeah it was the next thing

507
00:30:45,980 --> 00:30:49,700
up. It's just like. Yeah that's what's weird about it because it doesn't seem like it's

508
00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:54,380
the same. No. Anything. Not genres stars you know it'll have different reasons. I think

509
00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:59,140
the rabbit AI is working behind its little. No I think possibly this has to do with your

510
00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:04,380
VPN. It doesn't know you. So it's not it's not recognizing what you're watching from

511
00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:08,620
time to time. And it's like it's been giving me some pretty interesting recommendations

512
00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:12,620
which is the one that I'm going to I'm going to recommend for the one we're going to watch.

513
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:19,260
It's the one it's interesting. I watched the first probably two or three minutes. It was

514
00:31:19,260 --> 00:31:25,540
after. Was it the one next up after this. So after I watched marijuana I watched the

515
00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:31,700
I watched an episode and a half of the To Be Original Doomsday Brothers which is a cartoon

516
00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:36,940
it's actually pretty good. OK. It's a it's a it's an animated cartoon. Why try to do

517
00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:41,660
a To Be Original last week. I can't imagine because I can't even imagine what they are.

518
00:31:41,660 --> 00:31:47,100
I mean it's just what their budget is or adult animation. Family guy. You know like you know

519
00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:52,340
whatever. Not family guy. More like a Rick and Morty clone if anything. I start wondering

520
00:31:52,340 --> 00:31:56,460
because I know I had thought about some of these free services. I'm not really sure is

521
00:31:56,460 --> 00:32:03,200
to be like a big company actually. Just it has a Sony or something like that like Crackle

522
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:10,260
Sony. Yeah. Yeah. I just wonder if we ever Google who else to really looked at what to

523
00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:15,860
be is who holds to be China. So how do they have enough money in order all this free.

524
00:32:15,860 --> 00:32:22,740
I know there's commercials. Fox. OK. There you go. Fox Corporation Fox. Fox. OK. Well

525
00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:25,820
that makes a lot more sense than the money to do original to have all these. So it could

526
00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:30,460
be like Fox shows that just didn't make it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh like we bought this and then

527
00:32:30,460 --> 00:32:34,180
we decided one good enough put on airs will put on to be instead. OK. That makes a lot

528
00:32:34,180 --> 00:32:37,900
more sense. I was trying to figure out where they're getting the money for all these original.

529
00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:42,100
There's a lot of them. There's not only a few to be original. There's like movies like

530
00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:49,740
a bunch of them. Every day we learn more and more to be a sponsor. Yeah. Exactly. We could

531
00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:57,100
watch Titanic 666. Oh I'm assuming. How did you get to that. Well just type in. That's

532
00:32:57,100 --> 00:33:04,340
what pops up. Yeah. Oh it's a to be original. Yeah. So I think we finished what we got.

533
00:33:04,340 --> 00:33:08,980
I mean we smoked. Yeah. Is this the stuff you brought. That's the stuff Mike brought

534
00:33:08,980 --> 00:33:17,380
it. OK. Start it off. No. Oh man. All right. I feel good. So that was fun. That was a good

535
00:33:17,380 --> 00:33:22,460
rabbit hole. Well let's talk. I guess that's where the subject of movies. We might as well

536
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:28,340
get into it. The movie we watched. We talked about like eight other movies. Welcome to Friday

537
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:35,500
Rice Podcast with less than 12 people here. So what happens when ADD Minds. A few rabbit

538
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:47,980
holes. Unfortunately there's no one to control it. The haters are gone. So Guns Akimbo. It

539
00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:52,980
came out. Guns Akimbo was the movie. Yeah. So let's start out great. Everybody thinks

540
00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:58,900
good. Do you hate this movie. So not only did I drive three hours to be here I'm also

541
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:04,420
skipping seeing R.A. Shafir live at the Tempe Emperor tonight. What. Why. Come here. No.

542
00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:08,540
Tell you how much I fucking hated this movie. Wow. Great. This is going to be great. I

543
00:34:08,540 --> 00:34:14,500
get around to it. I hated it. It was like. It was great. The movie Crank High Voltage

544
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:21,420
and the movie Gamer and the other one. The movie Kick Ass. OK. And I put on a little

545
00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:26,740
pinch of the Truman Show and just put it in a fucking blender and injected it with a heroin

546
00:34:26,740 --> 00:34:33,220
syringe. OK. Yeah. With social media references edginess and just cringe. You're right. That's

547
00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:42,380
what makes it great. All right. What I was. Hold on. The high point of the movie is a

548
00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:50,380
crack smoking hobo that's like. Oh that was great. That was the high point. I like how

549
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:56,340
Sabine Wren is the love interest in it. Yeah. Who's Sabine Wren from the Ahsoka Show. The

550
00:34:56,340 --> 00:35:00,940
lady who plays Sabine Wren. I haven't seen the show. Have you seen Rebels. No. Star Wars

551
00:35:00,940 --> 00:35:06,980
Rebels. Well then. I'm sorry. I'm far not. Pete Crenn is just going. No it's just Star

552
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:11,180
Wars got ahead of me. There's too much Star Wars. I haven't caught up with it yet. It

553
00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:16,420
took me a while. It took me a while to catch up to Marvel. And you know there's so much

554
00:35:16,420 --> 00:35:19,460
content. I don't even know the actress's name but I was like oh that's Sabine Wren right

555
00:35:19,460 --> 00:35:26,660
there. Yeah. Samara Weaving. Yeah. Samara Weaving. No no no no no. He's talking about the the

556
00:35:26,660 --> 00:35:34,060
Neon Hero girl. Asian neon. Kind of Asian looking neon girl. Yeah. Not his girlfriend.

557
00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:37,860
His ex girlfriend. Ex girlfriend. His actual ex girlfriend. Gotcha. You're not talking

558
00:35:37,860 --> 00:35:44,780
about the chick. No not the actual protagonist or second protagonist. The other girl was

559
00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:49,980
just that was just too much. She gets her fingers chopped off. She's like Friday night just got

560
00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:56,100
really fucking lonely. That was a great line. My wife thought that line was the best line

561
00:35:56,100 --> 00:36:02,100
ever. I sucked my clit and then just blows it all away. I was like too over the top.

562
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:06,100
Oh no no. It just reminded me of so many other movies. This is so funny. It's so funny how

563
00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:11,060
you look at it though because that's so. I'll say this. I like the movie. I enjoy it. I've

564
00:36:11,060 --> 00:36:17,620
seen it before. I liked it when I rewatched it last night. But you're not wrong. No you're

565
00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:21,380
not wrong. But that's why I like it. Well I don't know. I don't know if that's why I

566
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:28,740
like it or if I'm just willing to ignore a lot of the faults because I like the Daniel

567
00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:32,860
Radcliffe so much. Yeah. And I like the chick who played the. Because here's the thing.

568
00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:37,340
See this is what I like about it. Both of those characters. What did I put? I actually

569
00:36:37,340 --> 00:36:45,140
wrote down. Oh they're the. What did I tell you earlier? They're the. Oh yeah. Oh. The

570
00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:51,580
wish dot com version of John Wick and Kaley Cuoco. It's like that's exactly what this

571
00:36:51,580 --> 00:36:59,180
movie is. And that's why it's so great. Little parts. They know it. They know it through

572
00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:03,220
the whole movie though. It's not like they ever go we're making high art here through

573
00:37:03,220 --> 00:37:09,940
this movie. They're not doing that. They're chewing up scenery. They know exactly what's

574
00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:15,460
going on. The director knows what's going on. The stars know what's going on. The people

575
00:37:15,460 --> 00:37:25,180
in the background know what's going on. The artist doing before Marvel ever did it. The

576
00:37:25,180 --> 00:37:31,660
little pop art within the scenes when he's first on. When the movie first starts. Wait

577
00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:37,700
what part? Wait because this came on what 29th? Wait. Oh this is way before. No way

578
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:43,220
before it would have been Miss Marvel did it on the Miss Marvel. Did you watch Miss

579
00:37:43,220 --> 00:37:48,700
Marvel? Wait Miss Marvel? Miss Marvel. The television show. Did you watch it? Yeah. No

580
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:52,460
wait no not all the way. The little pop up or the cartoon pop ups within the world. Sure

581
00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:56,500
yeah. The text messages would show up on the screen. Yeah the text messages on the screen.

582
00:37:56,500 --> 00:38:00,420
All the shit they did in the beginning of this movie. It did kind of have a Scott Pilgrim

583
00:38:00,420 --> 00:38:04,420
vibe. Well not to the level of this though. This went full. But like you said Gamer. Gamer

584
00:38:04,420 --> 00:38:08,380
did the same shit where it popped up the extra lives and all that stuff. Yeah they did all

585
00:38:08,380 --> 00:38:13,540
that in his life like him seeing it within his world at the beginning of this movie.

586
00:38:13,540 --> 00:38:20,700
Sure. There's not a lot of original stuff other than he has guns attached to his head.

587
00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:29,260
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know now that you're giving me a new light here. Here's the thing I think

588
00:38:29,260 --> 00:38:33,580
Deacon Radcliffe acted the hell out of this. He did a great job. He chewed it up. It wasn't

589
00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:38,180
acting he was chewing up scenery. He was doing great. Yeah that's my point that's great he's

590
00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:42,500
saying that's over the top. That's the whole point. Maybe I don't understand what chewing

591
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:46,380
up scenery means because I've always thought that that just. You thought that was a bad

592
00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:51,500
thing. Well not necessarily. Well sometime. No not necessarily. It depends on the context.

593
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:56,380
Chewing up scenery is where actors acting so damn hard they're picking up bits of scenery

594
00:38:56,380 --> 00:39:03,380
out of their teeth for days. It's just a metaphor for an actor acting. Melodramatically overact.

595
00:39:03,380 --> 00:39:10,940
That's what I've always thought. Overacting which I don't think he did. Really. No I don't

596
00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:16,540
think. I guess not. I don't think he overacted. If the world is real would the guns get attached

597
00:39:16,540 --> 00:39:22,660
to you like this with no real consequences and have what was the number of bullets. It

598
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:27,140
would have been impossible. It would have been up to his neck. Not really where the

599
00:39:27,140 --> 00:39:31,500
where the attached magazines went to. If you're going to buy everything else in the world

600
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:39,700
then he didn't overact. But if it was in this world that was serious overacting. Yeah. Yeah.

601
00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:45,380
Okay. So if you buy everything in the movie which I do. Look this guy directed Lord of

602
00:39:45,380 --> 00:39:50,780
the Rings the fellowship. He also it's also the same people that do John Wick. So it's

603
00:39:50,780 --> 00:39:57,540
not. No he did nothing that we've seen. Okay. It's. To address your to address your your

604
00:39:57,540 --> 00:40:02,580
criticism here. I. Criticism. It's the opposite. I don't think. Well I think you're saying

605
00:40:02,580 --> 00:40:10,660
that he that he overacted. I disagree. I think he acted. I think he did a good job doing

606
00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:14,780
what. But I get what you're saying. Like it because this is an outlandish. Well I think

607
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:19,940
that the bad guy overacted. If you were someone acting like him on the street right now you

608
00:40:19,940 --> 00:40:24,220
would walk the fuck another way. That's a crazy motherfucker. That's the point though.

609
00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:29,540
That's what I'm saying. It's called overacting on purpose. It's in this world it's great.

610
00:40:29,540 --> 00:40:37,140
But it's not. I think we're nitpicking. Overall story. Yeah. I agree that it's kind of a mash

611
00:40:37,140 --> 00:40:47,620
up of gamer. 37 other stories. Yeah. Crank high voltage. Yeah. I like I love kick ass.

612
00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:52,500
All movies we love. That's the point. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. I look I'm a fan. I'm a fan

613
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:57,500
of this. I'm a fan of this movie. I like it. I think Daniel Radcliffe did great. Severa

614
00:40:57,500 --> 00:41:02,300
Weeby. Is she the daughter. I knew when they gave him when he ran into that dude the Sonic

615
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:07,100
Rings popped out. That's when I knew I was going to love this fucking movie. Yeah. Everything

616
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:13,380
from that point forward. You're saying is a mash up of all that shit. But who cares.

617
00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:18,100
It's just a fun ride. This movie is not meant to be an Oscar. It's just silly. It's just

618
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:25,420
silly and they know it's silly and they play it up. It's silly. And you could do it with

619
00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:29,580
winks and nods all the time. That girl's lines are delivered and she was riding the fucking

620
00:41:29,580 --> 00:41:34,340
camera like this is the bullshit. We know it. You know it. But isn't it fun. I mean

621
00:41:34,340 --> 00:41:39,540
I'm thinking of like the way they filmed it and like the writing and everything. It just

622
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:45,820
reminded me of so many other movies I'd rather be watching. Like they have their own original

623
00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:51,060
idea. It's really a comedy. It's an action comedy. Yeah. If you try and take it seriously

624
00:41:51,060 --> 00:41:55,340
acting all your points are true if you take the movie seriously. But they didn't take

625
00:41:55,340 --> 00:42:01,100
the movie seriously. Why would we take it seriously? We're not meant to take it seriously.

626
00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:05,420
I think what it is is you have less of a suspense of disbelief than I do. Because when I watch

627
00:42:05,420 --> 00:42:09,340
a movie I'm not really thinking about if it's good, it's bad, if they're over acting, if

628
00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:13,580
it's cheesy or if it's whatever. I typically get into it. Well I don't either if I'm not

629
00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:18,020
reviewing it. But if I'm reviewing it I kind of pay attention to what's going on. Sure.

630
00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:22,940
I guess yeah. I guess maybe I don't really care much about the production value side

631
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:26,940
of it or the acting side of it because it doesn't. I'm just thinking about how it makes

632
00:42:26,940 --> 00:42:34,300
you feel. Yeah yeah yeah. And when I watch this it's at no point was I bored. I like

633
00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:39,300
the action. Yeah that's what I'm saying. What's to hate? I don't understand what's to hate.

634
00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:43,700
I understand eh whatever about this movie. I can understand being whatever. I don't know

635
00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:50,420
how you can hate this movie. It's just nothing. The scene where he gets the fuck shot out

636
00:42:50,420 --> 00:42:54,740
of him at the end. Oh yeah. And then he has that hallucination that he's making out with

637
00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:59,540
his girlfriend. Right. It's like almost a direct lift from the end of Crank 2. Sure.

638
00:42:59,540 --> 00:43:03,820
Where the chick's on fire and he's like hallucinating the whole thing. And then he turns to it and

639
00:43:03,820 --> 00:43:09,060
he says this isn't what happens in real life. I'm thinking of what I'm going to watch next.

640
00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:14,300
Crank 2 High Voltage that's like way out of, they did it right though I think. As an action

641
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:18,540
movie but Crank 2 High Voltage is an action movie not a comedy. That's sort of the difference.

642
00:43:18,540 --> 00:43:22,660
You have to take a lot of humor. Huh? You have to give the bomb a spin. I don't know

643
00:43:22,660 --> 00:43:31,660
how I got here. Let's be there for a while. I was just being polite. Brett what do you

644
00:43:31,660 --> 00:43:35,500
think? I mean I enjoyed it but like one of my first thoughts was like all of this could

645
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:42,260
have been solved by when he went to troll just using a VPN. Like half the time. That

646
00:43:42,260 --> 00:43:49,540
he does it is amazing. Maybe he did but like this guy's better. This is that guy that I

647
00:43:49,540 --> 00:43:54,700
see on YouTube shorts now all the time. He used to work in Blizzard. Have you seen that

648
00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:58,780
guy? Yes. The long haired dude with the deep voice. I used to work in Blizzard. Here's

649
00:43:58,780 --> 00:44:03,820
why I quit. His dad was the. Yeah my dad was the guy. The World of Warcraft guy wasn't

650
00:44:03,820 --> 00:44:09,140
based on my dad. It is my dad. It is actually my dad. Like look he worked at the company.

651
00:44:09,140 --> 00:44:15,420
He was there. He helped them. Whoever that guy is. You think VPNs will help you? They

652
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:20,380
can't block shit. Like he's just a. That's sad. Yeah if you had one of those dudes. What

653
00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:23,940
are we talking about? I got fucking high. Why are we bringing that guy up? I'm so high.

654
00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:29,740
Because I'm just high. That was my thought. Oh yeah. Also like the line that doesn't matter

655
00:44:29,740 --> 00:44:34,780
just don't shoot yourself in the dick. I was like okay that was a good line. That would

656
00:44:34,780 --> 00:44:40,380
be my first thought. Pissing all over the floor. Yeah. Doesn't matter. Don't shoot yourself

657
00:44:40,380 --> 00:44:46,500
in the dick. When she first came into his apartment and was like shooting up the house

658
00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:50,740
and stuff he was like can you just stop shooting my things? I was like that would be it. Or

659
00:44:50,740 --> 00:44:55,940
at least the viable ones. Or at least the viable ones. Stay away from the valuable ones.

660
00:44:55,940 --> 00:45:04,980
Stay away from the Final Fantasy things. Just stop shooting my shit. Why fuck copops? Yeah.

661
00:45:04,980 --> 00:45:09,340
It's not. The whole movie is that way though. It's what I'm saying. And that goes back to

662
00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:16,380
being a comedy. It's supposed to be funny. It is funny. Turn your brain off. If I'm looking

663
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:23,300
at this as a movie like you're saying. Why did you need it so much? It's not a Scorsese.

664
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:29,820
I'm not looking at it like that. I'm just like I wanted to. I'll give it this. I didn't

665
00:45:29,820 --> 00:45:37,620
turn the movie off. I turned down the podcast. I'll finish it. I can't watch this. If that

666
00:45:37,620 --> 00:45:41,500
ever happens by the way if you ever can't watch the movie you end up showing up to it.

667
00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:51,660
You end up being here. The rule is to review Butterfly Effect. If you haven't seen the

668
00:45:51,660 --> 00:45:54,860
movie yet. I need to watch it. That's the greatest movie I've ever made. That's what

669
00:45:54,860 --> 00:45:58,540
I'm talking about. It's the go to. You should be able to review that at any point. It's

670
00:45:58,540 --> 00:46:03,140
how I know you could be a friend of mine. Arthur Andy is Butterfly Effect 2. I've not

671
00:46:03,140 --> 00:46:09,660
seen the second one. It's pictures instead of journals. It's just whatever. It's a different

672
00:46:09,660 --> 00:46:13,580
character. It's not canon. Who plays who? Who's asking Kutcher in that one? It's just

673
00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:18,860
some dude. I don't even know. It's been so long since I've seen it. I don't even know.

674
00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:26,700
It's a great Julie Butterfly Effect. Every show turns into a review of the Butterfly

675
00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:36,580
Effect. Oh it's Eric Lively of course. He plays Nick Larson. What has he been? Dustin

676
00:46:36,580 --> 00:46:45,300
Milligan? Never heard of any of these people. Oh no. Erica Durant. She was Lois Lane in

677
00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:54,580
Smallville. There you go. He's probably some soap opera guy. Known for. Oh he was in So

678
00:46:54,580 --> 00:46:59,700
Weird with that Disney show. Remember? So Weird. He was also an American Poly play character

679
00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:07,860
but none of us remember. Yeah okay. Sorry. Hell of a tangent. Yeah it is. But Erica Durant

680
00:47:07,860 --> 00:47:13,860
is a babe. Guns of Kimbo. There were things that kept putting wind in my sails. To keep

681
00:47:13,860 --> 00:47:19,860
you watching though. Okay that part was good. I'll keep watching it. Every like 10-15 minutes

682
00:47:19,860 --> 00:47:25,780
something would happen and I was like where's it gonna go? Where's it gonna go? And then

683
00:47:25,780 --> 00:47:31,660
rooftop on top of the villains hideout. Did not like the villain too much. No. There was

684
00:47:31,660 --> 00:47:36,260
something about him that was a little too much. The cop arrested some guy so he just

685
00:47:36,260 --> 00:47:40,940
burns. A little too much. He burns his children alive. Something about him was a little too

686
00:47:40,940 --> 00:47:44,860
much. He burned his children. Yeah that's pretty dark. He's a good metaphor for the

687
00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:54,180
whole movie. It's time. For you it's too much. Holy shit dude that's the guy from Mandy.

688
00:47:54,180 --> 00:48:06,220
Oh that's how we got there. That's the weird dude that hangs out with the dude that tries

689
00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:13,940
to rape and well does rape Mandy. Holy shit. He's in Harry Potter dude. What do you want?

690
00:48:13,940 --> 00:48:19,020
What's he in Harry Potter? He's Andrew Alberton? No. Oh yeah he's a. Oh god this is. What are

691
00:48:19,020 --> 00:48:24,580
we doing? What are we fucking doing? I'm so sorry. This is just. Yeah let's smoke weed

692
00:48:24,580 --> 00:48:31,420
and talk about movies. Great idea. Guns of Kimbo. It's on Rotten Tomatoes. It has a 52%

693
00:48:31,420 --> 00:48:35,660
and a 40% audience score which is a lot lower than I thought it was gonna be. But now after

694
00:48:35,660 --> 00:48:40,580
I'm surprised actually. I don't know how tomato meters work. 52 is what critics rated it.

695
00:48:40,580 --> 00:48:45,060
Critics are better than yeah. It's rare for an audience to be worse than critics. Because

696
00:48:45,060 --> 00:48:50,900
usually this is the kind of movie critics hate and audiences love. This is kind of the

697
00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:55,500
opposite which is interesting. No because they could respect what was going on. It's

698
00:48:55,500 --> 00:49:02,580
just like Hardcore Henry. Oh yeah. Which is. That was also fun. That's a fun movie. Have

699
00:49:02,580 --> 00:49:08,420
you ever seen Hardcore Henry? I've seen like. I didn't start his YouTube videos but I think

700
00:49:08,420 --> 00:49:16,100
I saw those and then it became a movie. No it was a YouTube. I think he's right. It was

701
00:49:16,100 --> 00:49:19,660
an experimental thing that the guy did and then people were like you should do a movie

702
00:49:19,660 --> 00:49:28,740
and then they. Or like I think they. Some company. Yeah. Okay well here's the critic

703
00:49:28,740 --> 00:49:35,340
consensus. Someone want to read that out. It's a fault which is what you're saying basically.

704
00:49:35,340 --> 00:49:40,460
Guns of Kimbo may leave some viewers reaching for the kill switch but for others it's video

705
00:49:40,460 --> 00:49:47,260
game style violence will have plenty of replay value. Yeah. So it feels like a video game.

706
00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:52,500
It feels like a cut scene. It does feel like watching a cut scene from one of those games.

707
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:57,180
Like this movie could be interspersed within a game. I could see this movie happening in

708
00:49:57,180 --> 00:50:04,060
a game. Yeah. It's that kind of. Yeah I love it. Yeah. But now I'm starting to kind of

709
00:50:04,060 --> 00:50:10,060
be like. I love it. Because of this guy. The cast just said homeless man. Didn't even give

710
00:50:10,060 --> 00:50:14,260
that homeless. The best part of the movie didn't even give the guy a name. Yeah. Wait.

711
00:50:14,260 --> 00:50:21,460
It was just homeless man. Where? The last page you were on. I think he was DeGraves.

712
00:50:21,460 --> 00:50:31,420
Yeah. Go down. Where? Oh yeah. I know this guy. He's the New Zealand. Yeah. He's the

713
00:50:31,420 --> 00:50:37,500
best part. No I know who it was. But I like. But I just didn't know his name. But he. He's

714
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:44,220
great dude. When he was watching the TV. Yeah. And he's reacting genuinely to what's happening

715
00:50:44,220 --> 00:50:51,740
in the movie. But it's just nothing. Oh no he had a name. Bledgman. Bledgman yeah. There

716
00:50:51,740 --> 00:50:57,620
you go. Alright so let's do some ratings. Oh here's some trivia. Let's do some trivia.

717
00:50:57,620 --> 00:51:06,340
Let's do some trivia. Trivia trivia trivia. Austin read this first one off for us. Samira

718
00:51:06,340 --> 00:51:11,180
Weaving occasionally stayed in full Nick's costume after long days of shooting on set.

719
00:51:11,180 --> 00:51:15,500
She revealed that she was frequently refused service at diners and the like because it

720
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:20,860
made people so uncomfortable. Oh that's interesting. And almost 300 people found that helpful for

721
00:51:20,860 --> 00:51:29,860
some reason. Yeah. Well what. Okay. And ten guys. Ten guys were just like that did not

722
00:51:29,860 --> 00:51:33,860
help me. And I think a lot of this movie might depend on your sense of humor. Because what

723
00:51:33,860 --> 00:51:39,660
are you the stop hammer time thing. Is it because of age that I got all that and maybe

724
00:51:39,660 --> 00:51:47,900
I get it. I have the hammer. Yeah. How much. Stop. Every time. It was just too much. Was

725
00:51:47,900 --> 00:51:53,060
it just too overwhelming or. It's just they crammed way too much into it. I think they

726
00:51:53,060 --> 00:51:57,660
didn't let it breathe for a second just so you could like. Oh no it was definitely frenetic.

727
00:51:57,660 --> 00:52:03,900
There's no doubt. I feel like you had to be on as much cocaine as they were on. Or not

728
00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:08,780
high maybe. Maybe if you're really high watching this movie it would not be that great because

729
00:52:08,780 --> 00:52:14,500
it's so frenetic. It's got a little bit of uncut Jim's vibe of just like you know. I

730
00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:19,900
had eight cups of coffee for this movie. Maybe I need some coffee to catch up with it. To

731
00:52:19,900 --> 00:52:24,020
catch up with their speed. Right. They're running at such high speed. But individually

732
00:52:24,020 --> 00:52:27,580
you take all these bits out of it and look at them and they're really good. That's what

733
00:52:27,580 --> 00:52:32,660
I'm saying. So like the hammer time bit you know that was funny. That's great. But then

734
00:52:32,660 --> 00:52:39,140
it's and they did it for five minutes in the damn movie. They even played the song behind

735
00:52:39,140 --> 00:52:46,500
the rest of killing people for. It's just. But it's like fifty of those stuck right together

736
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:50,900
back to back to back to back to back to back to back is what this movie is. It gave me

737
00:52:50,900 --> 00:53:01,380
the vibes of what's a baby driver. Some of those shooting scenes and some of the like

738
00:53:01,380 --> 00:53:08,620
the. Because like they sync the music to kill. Yeah to kill. Just like whoever directed baby

739
00:53:08,620 --> 00:53:14,420
runs baby driver which I'm so sorry about. He's a great director and I don't know why

740
00:53:14,420 --> 00:53:20,700
I can't remember off the top of my head. But he gave me vibes. He's a great director too

741
00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:30,540
but. More trivia. Some are OK the chick who played Nick's. Samara Weaving has a tattoo

742
00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:35,820
the deathly hollow symbol from Harry Potter which gave Daniel Radcliffe his big break.

743
00:53:35,820 --> 00:53:40,860
Eighteen people did not find that helpful. I don't understand why you would ever dislike

744
00:53:40,860 --> 00:53:45,060
trivia like that. I mean if you're going to put helpful or not you're just cranking your

745
00:53:45,060 --> 00:53:52,940
hog and that. Oh yeah. Nick's named her pistol kindness. It's written on the slide she literally

746
00:53:52,940 --> 00:53:58,860
kills people with kindness. I was going to give you the next one but this is not. It's

747
00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:04,380
the worst one Britain. The film. No it's not the New Zealand part because I thought this

748
00:54:04,380 --> 00:54:08,460
movie when you start this movie out of this I'm not even sure. Is this was this an American

749
00:54:08,460 --> 00:54:13,500
produced movie. I actually have that in my notes because it's all like half the stars

750
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:18,900
in her from New Zealand. They're all it's all. Well it was filmed everywhere but America.

751
00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:23,660
Yeah I'm not sure who what in all the like for good. I've never heard of the production

752
00:54:23,660 --> 00:54:28,980
companies at the beginning on all. Yeah I don't want to know. I want to know. Yeah it's

753
00:54:28,980 --> 00:54:33,860
seem very independent. I'm going to look it up because it says that it's based on the

754
00:54:33,860 --> 00:54:42,500
guy who made it based on the name the game blood from the 90s which I think really late.

755
00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:48,780
Oh yeah. This is like a. It's like a doom. Maybe still a video game. No. Well it's like

756
00:54:48,780 --> 00:54:56,540
all the fight scenes or what the idea of picking up a power. Let's just get copyright. You're

757
00:54:56,540 --> 00:55:02,140
able to pick up. I remember the dynamite thing. You're able to pick up guns like you know

758
00:55:02,140 --> 00:55:11,380
like two guns at once. Oh God. Now we're just watching silent YouTube. But anyway I remember

759
00:55:11,380 --> 00:55:19,340
what the whole movie was based off of a power up in a doom clone is what the conclusion

760
00:55:19,340 --> 00:55:23,260
is. Yeah. That's why it's a clone of all those other movies. Oh you. So this is what you

761
00:55:23,260 --> 00:55:31,580
made. OK. Say this one because it's a long one. But the movie pays homage to dubstep

762
00:55:31,580 --> 00:55:38,740
artist schism whose video for the track expert experts has a similar plot. A nerdy troll

763
00:55:38,740 --> 00:55:45,140
sits in his messy room writing hateful comments as he goes through various YouTube videos

764
00:55:45,140 --> 00:55:51,140
related to dubstep. Later on he gets dragged into the monitor and finds himself inside

765
00:55:51,140 --> 00:55:57,880
the Internet where he has to face artists such as Skrillex and Excision. Zum. Zum Boy

766
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:05,940
and at. I think. Yes. For facing schism himself. Oh shit. That's what you. That's why we did

767
00:56:05,940 --> 00:56:10,820
dubstep. Yeah. I was just I remember if they played a lot of dubstep in the movie or not.

768
00:56:10,820 --> 00:56:15,420
I just trusted you on that. They had some kind of like electronic music right in between

769
00:56:15,420 --> 00:56:21,540
scenes. I have the powers from he meant that was the thing I did love about the movie.

770
00:56:21,540 --> 00:56:27,860
I loved all the music all the little things they did. Yeah. I have the power when she

771
00:56:27,860 --> 00:56:34,860
picks up the hammer. Silly funny according side little things. Yeah. Speaking of what

772
00:56:34,860 --> 00:56:40,060
you said earlier according to the director Jason Howden when reading the script the moment

773
00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:43,420
that Daniel Radcliffe wanted to play Miles was the scene where Miles has to learn to

774
00:56:43,420 --> 00:56:49,620
pee with his gun hands. Yeah. That's great. I think the director was then I started looking

775
00:56:49,620 --> 00:56:53,780
at some of the other movies he was in shortly after this. He was trying so hard to get out

776
00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:58,660
of the Harry Potter show. Yeah. It was so this is such an obvious attempt to get away from.

777
00:56:58,660 --> 00:57:05,420
I'll tell you this. He did that when he did Equus on Broadway which if you're not familiar

778
00:57:05,420 --> 00:57:11,740
with Equus. Yes to us but not to the world. What I'm saying is he broke the Harry Potter

779
00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:17,300
mold the moment he went stark ass fucking naked for Equus on Broadway. At that point

780
00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:22,060
I was like he's not Harry Potter anymore. He's just an actor. Yeah. But he's but then

781
00:57:22,060 --> 00:57:27,660
he did but he did the the one where he plays a dead body washing up his shirt. What is

782
00:57:27,660 --> 00:57:32,860
it? Swiss Army man. Swiss Army man. If you look at it and this just came out last year.

783
00:57:32,860 --> 00:57:37,700
If you click his name I'm saying. Sorry 2019. I'm saying click his name and his choices

784
00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:44,140
of roles since Harry Potter. Sure. It's very interesting to watch him pivot so hard away.

785
00:57:44,140 --> 00:57:48,500
But at the same time what other roles. I'm saying it's great. At the same time what other

786
00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:53,820
roles could he do that's not a pivot. No no no no. There's a lot of roles that are closer

787
00:57:53,820 --> 00:57:59,660
to Harry Potter than this guy is. That's what Bum-Bum. I don't even know if he's. I think

788
00:57:59,660 --> 00:58:03,300
he's just taking good roles. I don't even know if it's a conscious choice to get away

789
00:58:03,300 --> 00:58:06,540
from Harry Potter because. There might be a way for him to try to close the door behind

790
00:58:06,540 --> 00:58:09,820
him. It could be. So he doesn't get dragged back into doing movies like Harry Potter.

791
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:15,260
Sure. But what is even is a movie like Harry Potter. That's what like Twilight or a or

792
00:58:15,260 --> 00:58:20,420
a Hunger Games type vehicle. We're talking like. Character like Harry Potter not the

793
00:58:20,420 --> 00:58:28,820
movie like a wizard. Andy like a like a personality not a wizard. All right. He did Horns which

794
00:58:28,820 --> 00:58:34,420
is based on a Joe Hill book which is Stephen King's son. I'm just saying it's nice to see

795
00:58:34,420 --> 00:58:39,580
his pivot. It's just an interesting. It's an interesting study of an actor himself.

796
00:58:39,580 --> 00:58:44,740
Yeah he's great. Yeah. And that he can play these different roles and pivot from role

797
00:58:44,740 --> 00:58:49,020
to role. He's just a good actor. Did you watch the Weird Al Yankovitch story. Excellent.

798
00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:53,900
No I've not. I do want to see that. He plays Weird Al Yankovitch and it is wonderful. Sounds

799
00:58:53,900 --> 00:58:57,860
good. And there's a lot of. Oh and then my of course one of my absolute favorite shows

800
00:58:57,860 --> 00:59:02,700
of all time is Miracle Workers. And we're talking about range. Each season of that he

801
00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:07,620
plays a completely different character. In a different era even. Yeah. It's like a whole.

802
00:59:07,620 --> 00:59:15,540
Yeah. So I highly recommend Miracle Workers. So. Well what do we got. Let's do let's put

803
00:59:15,540 --> 00:59:24,860
let's grade this thing. Let's start. Yeah we have to start there. C minus from Austin

804
00:59:24,860 --> 00:59:34,260
Farrow. That's pretty good for a movie you hate. Yeah. I'm fair. I'm fair but I'm firm.

805
00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:43,100
Yeah. I mean I like it. I do like this movie quite a bit but it's. Is it like now that

806
00:59:43,100 --> 00:59:50,140
we put like the thing and die hard up in the up in the B and the B plus range can I really

807
00:59:50,140 --> 00:59:56,540
justify putting this in the B's. I don't think I can. I think I can go C plus. I think I

808
00:59:56,540 --> 01:00:02,540
can go C plus. Austin changed my mind. I was ready to come out. Wow. I'm actually so surprised.

809
01:00:02,540 --> 01:00:07,860
No it's just but Austin's got a point. It's it's doesn't give. There's no room to breathe.

810
01:00:07,860 --> 01:00:14,060
It's really really frenetic like you said. It's just there's a lot going on too much

811
01:00:14,060 --> 01:00:21,180
like after a war. I think it's interesting that we're saying they did exactly what they

812
01:00:21,180 --> 01:00:24,660
wanted to do. They made the movie they wanted to make. They were for netting. They were

813
01:00:24,660 --> 01:00:28,340
doing that. But it wasn't like they accidentally made this movie. If you don't stop dot dot

814
01:00:28,340 --> 01:00:33,300
dot you'll go blind. Did exactly what it intended to do. I'm not going to give it points for

815
01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:42,300
that. So isn't that the point. If you don't stop dot dot dot you'll go blind. I know that.

816
01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:49,740
Accomplished its goals. Mind comp accomplished its goals. I'm not going to credit them for

817
01:00:49,740 --> 01:00:56,060
achieving their goal. I'm going to credit I'm going to look at the final results and

818
01:00:56,060 --> 01:01:01,980
judge it on where it stands. And in that case according to our ranking system I that's why

819
01:01:01,980 --> 01:01:08,980
I have to stay C. That doesn't feel true to me to our ranking system. That's my point.

820
01:01:08,980 --> 01:01:16,140
We talk about the whole reason we the bees are highest grade is for those reasons. So

821
01:01:16,140 --> 01:01:21,740
this movie did what it set out to do which is be a B movie. It wasn't trying to be an

822
01:01:21,740 --> 01:01:28,980
A movie. OK. How do you not reward that makes that's the whole point of this show. I can't

823
01:01:28,980 --> 01:01:35,260
say it. It's a reward that. OK. Let's put it this way. Terrifier set out to do exactly

824
01:01:35,260 --> 01:01:38,900
what it would. No I don't think it did. I think it did. No it did not. I think it wanted

825
01:01:38,900 --> 01:01:44,620
to be. It wanted to be hated. It wanted to be an over the top gore. But it would have

826
01:01:44,620 --> 01:01:48,860
had to be hated. People think terrifiers one of their favorite. Some. I go online there's

827
01:01:48,860 --> 01:01:53,140
a trailer for another movie that I thought was another terrifying movie. I bet you showed

828
01:01:53,140 --> 01:01:58,060
this. OK. What you just tell me you're going to defend it. So let's hear this. If you showed

829
01:01:58,060 --> 01:02:07,300
a terror in a mall. You tear a fire. A fun. About baby air fryers. To prove my point if

830
01:02:07,300 --> 01:02:13,180
you took a mall of people you don't know. I don't know. It's a mall in Minnesota. Midwest

831
01:02:13,180 --> 01:02:18,180
is normal people. You go in there you make them scream. Terrifier. Yes. And you get a

832
01:02:18,180 --> 01:02:24,740
rating from them. Yeah. One to a hundred. Fair enough. What's the number going to the

833
01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:32,180
average number going to be from that audience. One hundred people in a fucking mall. Yeah.

834
01:02:32,180 --> 01:02:39,700
Under sixty five. Just normal people. Yeah. Just. The same. Have a lot of those world.

835
01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:44,860
A mall. You know what a mall is. Yes. They have a lot of old people that are there. Malls

836
01:02:44,860 --> 01:02:48,020
are typically open during the day. And if they're open during the day you have a lot

837
01:02:48,020 --> 01:02:50,940
of older people there. So it's going to skew more older. If it's going to skew more older

838
01:02:50,940 --> 01:02:54,940
people. It's going to skew to the actual adult population of the United States. If we had

839
01:02:54,940 --> 01:03:00,180
a family feud. Poll. Right. Of people. Which I feel like they're probably the most fair

840
01:03:00,180 --> 01:03:05,300
representation of what a poll can achieve. And terrifying is what. Well I'd probably

841
01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:09,700
a low score. Yeah like one or two. But there would be spikes of horror fans that would

842
01:03:09,700 --> 01:03:14,020
give it. One or two out of a hundred would you say probably. One or two in that family

843
01:03:14,020 --> 01:03:18,740
feud situation. That'd be one that. What are we arguing. Goes up there. So I mean I feel

844
01:03:18,740 --> 01:03:23,860
like you were just saying. I'm arguing just to argue. What are we arguing here. Terrifier

845
01:03:23,860 --> 01:03:29,740
did what it wanted to do. Yeah I agree. So that it wanted to turn off ninety nine percent

846
01:03:29,740 --> 01:03:35,700
of people. Yeah. That was its goal. Yeah. Because it wants to get that two percent.

847
01:03:35,700 --> 01:03:39,620
That love, glory, fucking shit like that to get their locks on. I'm going to say Guns

848
01:03:39,620 --> 01:03:45,660
Akimbo is a B plus. OK. Your B plus Guns Akimbo. Yes because it did everything it wanted to

849
01:03:45,660 --> 01:03:52,140
do. Did it all well. You can't name one thing it did. Die Hard got. Yes it's a better movie

850
01:03:52,140 --> 01:03:57,140
than Die Hard for these purposes. Oh wow. Wait for what purposes. Our show. What are

851
01:03:57,140 --> 01:04:01,380
your purposes of the show. Oh my god. I just get high and talk about movies and then I

852
01:04:01,380 --> 01:04:06,460
give it a grade based on how I feel about it. You're you. I'm comparing it against

853
01:04:06,460 --> 01:04:12,500
Terrifier. It's a B plus. And Die Hard though. Yes. All right. Die Hard is a B plus. Die

854
01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:16,380
Hard was also a B plus. This movie I haven't rated it yet. Yeah we skipped over. No it's

855
01:04:16,380 --> 01:04:22,180
his turn. OK. I wanted him to be the final because I wanted to balance out his C is basically

856
01:04:22,180 --> 01:04:25,820
what I was thinking. If they make a sequel I think it would be better to be able to fix

857
01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:31,260
what they do. Guns Akimbo. His boat determines what this grade is. So if he gives this a

858
01:04:31,260 --> 01:04:36,380
B it's a B if he gives it a C it's a C. His boat now determines everything. That's a lot

859
01:04:36,380 --> 01:04:40,940
of pressure. I will say I love that they left it open and did for a sequel. Yeah. Because

860
01:04:40,940 --> 01:04:47,940
I would watch a sequel in this universe. Yes. I wish Nix didn't die in the end. I thought

861
01:04:47,940 --> 01:04:53,940
that that was like I feel like I saw that coming a mile away. You didn't even like her.

862
01:04:53,940 --> 01:04:59,940
I saw that coming a mile away and then it just he now he's just by himself and I guess

863
01:04:59,940 --> 01:05:04,540
hunting down more schism people or whatever. That's what the sequel I'd want to watch.

864
01:05:04,540 --> 01:05:11,540
It almost has the same in vibes as squid games. It almost has the same exact. Wow. Am I wrong?

865
01:05:11,540 --> 01:05:17,540
I don't know. I'm trying to think about it. OK. Well that doesn't really ruin anything.

866
01:05:17,540 --> 01:05:24,540
I'm sorry. No it doesn't. But OK. C minus C plus B plus Brendan Oberle by what do you

867
01:05:26,420 --> 01:05:32,940
give it. So I thoroughly enjoyed the movie. I mean I thought it was silly. It's definitely

868
01:05:32,940 --> 01:05:39,940
a turn your brain off. Just watch the movie for fun. But I give it just a solid B. That's

869
01:05:42,300 --> 01:05:46,900
all I wanted. My goal was to make sure this movie did not end up with a C because it does

870
01:05:46,900 --> 01:05:53,900
not deserve a C. It's a B by definition. B plus. I think that's a B minus. Yeah that's

871
01:05:53,900 --> 01:05:58,900
fine. I think that's fair. Yeah I think that's a fair score. That's a fair score for this

872
01:05:58,900 --> 01:06:05,900
movie. That's my point. I had to give it a B plus to get it. What did Die Hard get just

873
01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:10,900
so we're not scoring a B. A B. No a solid B. It's got a solid B. It was two B pluses

874
01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:13,900
and two B minuses. Some asshole. Yeah I voted a B plus. Somebody I don't know it might have

875
01:06:13,900 --> 01:06:18,900
been the guy who didn't think it was Christmas movie. The Dolly Lama? Yeah he kind of ruined

876
01:06:18,900 --> 01:06:23,900
it with his new. Oh wait how many minutes are we in so far? I don't know. I don't know.

877
01:06:23,900 --> 01:06:25,900
I don't like looking at the other. We're a little over an hour I think. Oh let's all

878
01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:28,900
take bets. I'm thinking a little over an hour. I just wanted to make sure enough time passed

879
01:06:28,900 --> 01:06:36,900
before. Is this a Christmas movie? Guns and Kimbo? Is there any point that references

880
01:06:36,900 --> 01:06:43,900
Christmas? No we have to debate it. Look I'm willing to give it any amount of Christmas

881
01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:49,900
points. I watched it at Christmas time so it gets five points. There's no Christmas music

882
01:06:49,900 --> 01:06:55,900
in it. It doesn't take place during Christmas I don't believe. There is a bearded man. I

883
01:06:55,900 --> 01:07:04,900
think he had a tiny hat didn't he? No. He had a regular hat. He had a hammer. And wait

884
01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:08,900
wait. Wait how long has it been? Over an hour? You said just over an hour? I said just over

885
01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:13,900
an hour. I'm going just under an hour. Just over an hour. He made a reference she had

886
01:07:13,900 --> 01:07:21,900
a hammer. Just under an hour. And in the Christmas movie I just watched Santa had that same kind

887
01:07:21,900 --> 01:07:27,900
of a hammer. Exactly an hour. What Christmas movie did I just watch? I don't know. Oh come

888
01:07:27,900 --> 01:07:38,900
on Santa Claus. No. Here's the question. Santa had a hammer like the hammer. What movie did

889
01:07:38,900 --> 01:07:49,900
I just watch? The Violent Night one. That was a fun movie. I like that. That was solid.

890
01:07:49,900 --> 01:07:57,900
It happened to be what we watched after this last night. That was the recommendation. My

891
01:07:57,900 --> 01:08:04,900
recommendation was Merry Claus. So you said it was a Christmas movie. My recommendation

892
01:08:04,900 --> 01:08:12,900
was if the recommendation next is a Christmas movie does it the movie that precedes it a

893
01:08:12,900 --> 01:08:17,900
Christmas movie. Right. We're changing. The AI thought it was a Christmas movie. We're

894
01:08:17,900 --> 01:08:24,900
going real hard in the paint on it. The AI thought it was a Christmas movie. That's all

895
01:08:24,900 --> 01:08:34,900
I know. Alright so Guns and Kimbo gets a B minus. What did I write down? Oh so let's

896
01:08:34,900 --> 01:08:39,900
get into the. You ever checked out Firelure? What? Oh yeah I did and it doesn't matter.

897
01:08:39,900 --> 01:08:48,900
Well we were betting on it. It doesn't matter. It doesn't really matter. Who cares just under

898
01:08:48,900 --> 01:08:57,900
it's just over. Whatever. Some people were right. So I must have been right. I did look

899
01:08:57,900 --> 01:09:07,900
though. It was an important thing. So anyway let's go into the segment. What are we? Question

900
01:09:07,900 --> 01:09:14,900
mark. What are we doing? What have you been doing outside of watching movies and shit?

901
01:09:14,900 --> 01:09:19,900
Just a lot. I live with my grandma so I've been taking care of her. Doing a lot of door

902
01:09:19,900 --> 01:09:26,900
dashing so I can pay my own bills. Trying to get more fit. Trying to exercise more.

903
01:09:26,900 --> 01:09:34,900
Writing comedy? Still writing comedy. A lot of jokes come with door dash. Sure. And just

904
01:09:34,900 --> 01:09:39,900
living with these two old ladies that I live with. My mom and my grandma. Oh that's fine.

905
01:09:39,900 --> 01:09:44,900
The man in the house would take care of both of them. Sure. Just watching how my grandma

906
01:09:44,900 --> 01:09:50,900
operates. She's just all about this Israel thing. She just wants constant updates. She

907
01:09:50,900 --> 01:09:56,900
wants to do. Come put on the TV on the Israel channel. Is she from? Is she from out there?

908
01:09:56,900 --> 01:10:01,900
She's just hardcore Christian. That's the birth of Jesus stuff happening here. Oh I

909
01:10:01,900 --> 01:10:05,900
got it. She just wants to know what's going on in here. And it's just been constant. And

910
01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:12,900
she has this whole case going on. Her husband died a couple years ago and there's this whole

911
01:10:12,900 --> 01:10:19,900
fight over the money. How the hell was your grandmother? She's 74. 74. Okay. Her husband

912
01:10:19,900 --> 01:10:23,900
died and all her step kids are trying to take everything he left behind from her. So she's

913
01:10:23,900 --> 01:10:27,900
like, has all that going on but she's more concerned about Israel right now. Right. She's

914
01:10:27,900 --> 01:10:33,900
got other shit. She won't check her email but she'll fucking watch Israel all day. Well

915
01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:40,900
part of that is. Well that was a dark update. It's not really dark. It was a little dark.

916
01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:47,900
It involved a dead husband. It involved updates on Israel. It involves. He was a racist piece

917
01:10:47,900 --> 01:10:52,900
of shit asshole. God he's dead. He was a terrible person. My grandma is much happier now. But

918
01:10:52,900 --> 01:10:59,900
yeah. I don't know if that made it better but okay. Taking care of her and writing comedy,

919
01:10:59,900 --> 01:11:05,900
going around door dashing, adjusting living in a bigger city now. Okay. As an adult. I'm

920
01:11:05,900 --> 01:11:10,900
sure as an adult it's weird going back to a big city. I mean I lived in Corona and Anaheim

921
01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:14,900
and Yorkeland all around there but I was just a little kid. I wasn't driving around doing

922
01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:18,900
anything. And then I lived in Havasu forever. It's a small town. Everything is 10 minutes

923
01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:22,900
away. Sure. And I did the opposite. Now I'm living in a big city. It's like okay. Like

924
01:11:22,900 --> 01:11:27,900
driving anywhere it takes an hour. Gas. Gas goes by a little quicker now. Well yeah. My

925
01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:32,900
wife was talking about that the other day. We were down in Phoenix for years. And so

926
01:11:32,900 --> 01:11:38,900
going across town to something was an hour. So my wife works in here, Golden Valley. Everybody's

927
01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:43,900
like oh that's so far to go back and forth to work. It's like a 30 minute drive. It's

928
01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:50,900
like even though it's 20 some miles. So everybody here thinks that's far. It's like no it's not.

929
01:11:50,900 --> 01:11:56,900
It's 20 minutes. Yeah. It's weird how different the big city versus here is. I've never heard

930
01:11:56,900 --> 01:12:03,900
the song Try That in a Small Town. Because I feel like, I don't know. It feels racist

931
01:12:03,900 --> 01:12:08,900
and country. And I don't know. I've never tried it. I know it's got a lot of press but

932
01:12:08,900 --> 01:12:12,900
whatever. When I do think of that I'm just like every time I go to visit my parents and

933
01:12:12,900 --> 01:12:16,900
I'm getting on the freeway. It's like try that in a small town. There are no freeways.

934
01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:21,900
It's a two lane road that takes you to the next city over. That takes you to the next

935
01:12:21,900 --> 01:12:27,900
city. It's just yeah. Small towns man. But cool. You're just living the life. You're

936
01:12:27,900 --> 01:12:31,900
just living your life. Yeah. Just hanging in there. It was good news that you have other

937
01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:36,900
things to do out here besides this. Just drive three hours but this place is dying. Honestly

938
01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:41,900
in my opinion it's worth it. I don't know anybody out there in surprise. I don't know

939
01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:46,900
a single fucking person. So once I find a good gym to go to maybe I'll start making

940
01:12:46,900 --> 01:12:50,900
some friends out there and stop just gaming online with my friends that I've been playing

941
01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:54,900
with like forever. Sure. It's nice to come hang out with some actual friends. Pour those

942
01:12:54,900 --> 01:12:57,900
friends that you've been gaming with forever and you're just going to throw them to the

943
01:12:57,900 --> 01:13:03,900
waste side. It's nice to hang out with some people. Yeah. Just not be. And I love Havasu

944
01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:07,900
even though I'm not really living there anymore. I like going through. They just shut down

945
01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:13,900
Jeremy's Juke Joint. Oh yeah. So now there's just the Glitch I have to go to. Now I won't

946
01:13:13,900 --> 01:13:18,900
go to any other bar that I strongly refuse. And the Glitch is an arcade bar you say with

947
01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:23,900
the handball and stuff. Oh yeah. Really great place. Shout out to the Glitch. But those

948
01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:27,900
guys are also buying one of the places where we first started performing at which is Finneys.

949
01:13:27,900 --> 01:13:33,900
Oh shit. They bought that building. They're doing a whole 70's vibe to it. I've been in

950
01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:37,900
there. I've seen it. Oh they're changing Finneys. Finneys is an opening one. No. Finneys has

951
01:13:37,900 --> 01:13:42,900
been gone for a while. And these guys bought the building because the Glitch was so successful

952
01:13:42,900 --> 01:13:46,900
and now they're doing a thing there that's going to be fucking amazing. I went in there

953
01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:51,900
while they were still constructing. It's all 70's Steve? Yeah but it's like professionally

954
01:13:51,900 --> 01:13:55,900
everything. It looks so different. It looks bigger in there. But wait. Is 70's Steve now

955
01:13:55,900 --> 01:13:59,900
is that the past? It's like a. Well it's 70's. I guess we all think of like a 50's diner

956
01:13:59,900 --> 01:14:03,900
though. But is that what's going to be next? Because you think of those old back in the

957
01:14:03,900 --> 01:14:07,900
days. Oh it's already that. Yeah. That 70's show. That 70's show. Next to 70's 90's.

958
01:14:07,900 --> 01:14:10,900
Well that's the television. No no. I mean in the real world. What I'm saying is that 70's

959
01:14:10,900 --> 01:14:17,900
show took the era of 70's and made it retro. It's been history forever now. I could see

960
01:14:17,900 --> 01:14:20,900
like this is the first time I've heard of a bar retrofitted to be 70's. That's what I'm

961
01:14:20,900 --> 01:14:25,900
saying bars. But. Yeah instead of 50's or what usually it's 50's or 60's. 60's the

962
01:14:25,900 --> 01:14:29,900
copy. All the places you go to. You even walk through the mall and there's Rockets, Burgers

963
01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:34,900
and everything is like. Sure those old 50's diners yeah. It's not going to be like a Ruby's

964
01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:38,900
diner or anything. But is it going to look 70's like it's going to have shag carpet?

965
01:14:38,900 --> 01:14:45,900
Yeah. It's going to be modern. It's just the vibe is going to be 70's. That's what I'm

966
01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:49,900
asking. I don't know. That's what I was asking. I don't know what 70's mean. Cocktail is going

967
01:14:49,900 --> 01:14:54,900
to be 70's. Orange shag carpet to me. Like a lot of like orange, yellow, brown like those

968
01:14:54,900 --> 01:14:59,900
colors. The colors and stuff yeah. Like an old McDonald's color. Like an old McDonald's

969
01:14:59,900 --> 01:15:05,900
when you go in one of those old not updated McDonald's. Oh like an OG. That sounds like

970
01:15:05,900 --> 01:15:10,900
a mean way to put it. I don't want to think about McDonald's. I thought you were going

971
01:15:10,900 --> 01:15:13,900
to think it was going to be classier than an old McDonald's. You can just describe the

972
01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:16,900
colors of an old McDonald's. They're going to have like big breasts, comfort. Yeah it's

973
01:15:16,900 --> 01:15:21,900
just like. They're open to comedy and I would love to go back there and see that place revamped.

974
01:15:21,900 --> 01:15:25,900
Yeah. Oh yeah. That place was great. 50's was good when we all played it out. Yeah I

975
01:15:25,900 --> 01:15:33,900
like 50's. It's going to be called the Lighthouse Lounge. Okay. Speaking of upcoming shows

976
01:15:33,900 --> 01:15:40,900
if you. I don't know when we probably haven't fucking talked about this. No we have not

977
01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:47,900
on the show at all. Well except retroactively the ads. Listen if you're a fan of the show

978
01:15:47,900 --> 01:15:58,900
there's been an ongoing saga of some ads that you listened to a few weeks ago. Maybe. And

979
01:15:58,900 --> 01:16:06,900
those ads were totally done after this episode. Which we're going to have to do. So this is

980
01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:12,900
last minute shit. This episode has to drop this week. So we have to throw these things

981
01:16:12,900 --> 01:16:19,900
in. But anyway one of the ads you heard was for the upcoming Fry Price podcast live. February

982
01:16:19,900 --> 01:16:25,900
16th. It's a Friday. It's going to be out here in Arizona. I can't tell you the location

983
01:16:25,900 --> 01:16:36,900
but if you go to Instagram. Okay. I'll have a post that has all the info. I just don't

984
01:16:36,900 --> 01:16:41,900
want to put it out on air because of some. You know we're going to be spoken in. Some

985
01:16:41,900 --> 01:16:46,900
questionable. There's going to be. There's. It's going to be dope and you should come

986
01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:51,900
out here. And it's we're near Laughlin so get tickets get rooms. Right. That Friday

987
01:16:51,900 --> 01:16:55,900
whatever. How long you're walking stay. I've got the weekend. We'll hang out especially

988
01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:59,900
if you're from California if you're one of my friends from out there. Come on out. It'll

989
01:16:59,900 --> 01:17:04,900
be a lot of fun. February 16th. Fried Rice podcast live. Which is going to be following

990
01:17:04,900 --> 01:17:09,900
a Mojave comedy stand up show. So you get to see me do some stand up along with Austin

991
01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:15,900
over here. So excited for this. Afterwards we're going to do a live podcast. It's going

992
01:17:15,900 --> 01:17:19,900
to be dope. You can see Mike in person and throw tomatoes or whatever you got to do.

993
01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:26,900
If I'm still alive. If he's still alive by then you've tried everything. Are we going

994
01:17:26,900 --> 01:17:32,900
to bring all the mics and have it be all the guys or just a few select people. Well. 13

995
01:17:32,900 --> 01:17:37,900
people again. We don't know. We can rotate on and off stage too if there's that. Oh true.

996
01:17:37,900 --> 01:17:44,900
So we can. Yeah. We can rotate on and off. That might be. Well. There's only one rule

997
01:17:44,900 --> 01:17:53,900
as of as of as of right now is that the price of admission to the Fried Rice podcast. This

998
01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:59,900
is my birthday show. So price of admission is a wrapped present. It could be whatever

999
01:17:59,900 --> 01:18:04,900
you want to give me. I don't care. The choice is yours. If you've listened to the show you

1000
01:18:04,900 --> 01:18:09,900
know what I like. Wait a minute. Is it one present per person. Just so you're bringing

1001
01:18:09,900 --> 01:18:15,900
like a family of four. You should bring four presents. If a couple is coming in and they

1002
01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:24,900
get me one thing I'm OK with that. OK. I mean I'm not. Oh I'm not happy with that. I prefer

1003
01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:29,900
I prefer per person because I will be opening these things up on stage in front of the live

1004
01:18:29,900 --> 01:18:35,900
studio audience which will be filmed because we filmed season two. Starting next week probably

1005
01:18:35,900 --> 01:18:45,900
and anyway. So what was I doing this week. I downloaded the Final Fantasy 16 DLC. So

1006
01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:51,900
Final Fantasy 16 I beat earlier this year when it came out. It was dope. I really liked

1007
01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:56,900
it. It's a great game. And then they did a shadow drop at the video game awards. They're

1008
01:18:56,900 --> 01:19:03,900
like hey Final Fantasy 16 we were coming out with DLC dropped today. And I'm like oh cool.

1009
01:19:03,900 --> 01:19:09,900
It's ten dollars. So I'm like great. Now I'm spending ninety dollars on a game or whatever.

1010
01:19:09,900 --> 01:19:14,900
And it feels like a mission that just should have been in the game. Because it takes place

1011
01:19:14,900 --> 01:19:19,900
before the final boss. They're just like hey by the way here's more shit that you should

1012
01:19:19,900 --> 01:19:24,900
have just been doing the first time around. So it does feel like they're just taking a

1013
01:19:24,900 --> 01:19:29,900
little bit of more money out of me. But it's great. And I like it. It's such a good game.

1014
01:19:29,900 --> 01:19:34,900
So I don't care. Take my money. It's Square Enix. They can take all my money. Seriously.

1015
01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:40,900
Guys sponsor us. I'll take your money and I'll spend it on more money. That's free money

1016
01:19:40,900 --> 01:19:46,900
I think for you. Infinite money. Did we solve infinite money if Square Enix gives me a bunch

1017
01:19:46,900 --> 01:19:50,900
of money and I spend it all on Square Enix stuff and they get the money back. But at

1018
01:19:50,900 --> 01:19:58,900
a profit. How does that work? How does that work? Don't make us do algebra right now.

1019
01:19:58,900 --> 01:20:05,900
Are they just losing inventory at that point? Only if people you advertise the games for

1020
01:20:05,900 --> 01:20:11,900
buy the game. Buy the game. Yes. Then they get infinite money. That's to be growth. Yeah.

1021
01:20:11,900 --> 01:20:14,900
Alright. So everybody out there. Otherwise they're just giving you money to give. They

1022
01:20:14,900 --> 01:20:18,900
might as well just give you free Final Fantasy shit. Right. Yeah please. Square Enix. If

1023
01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:25,900
you're listening. Please do. Right. Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa. Japan is such a mighty country.

1024
01:20:25,900 --> 01:20:31,900
Please. Please sponsor me. Actually you know what. If you can't sponsor me just remake

1025
01:20:31,900 --> 01:20:39,900
Final Fantasy 8. Please. You're remaking Final Fantasy 9. You remade 7. You're talking about

1026
01:20:39,900 --> 01:20:46,900
remaking 10 and 10 too. No you're going to make a third 10. Like Final Fantasy 10 came

1027
01:20:46,900 --> 01:20:50,900
out so long ago. I was in high school. And then they made a sequel for it that a lot of

1028
01:20:50,900 --> 01:20:55,900
people didn't care for. Now they're making a third one that's coming out. It's an amazing

1029
01:20:55,900 --> 01:21:01,900
role. 20 years later. People are like. Final Fantasy 10 part 3. Final Fantasy 10. Final

1030
01:21:01,900 --> 01:21:07,900
Fantasy 10 2. So Final Fantasy 10 3 is what it's called. 10-3. They have 3 Final Fantasy

1031
01:21:07,900 --> 01:21:15,900
13s. They. I don't understand. 15 has DLC. I don't understand. 16 has DLC. I'm so lost.

1032
01:21:15,900 --> 01:21:24,900
All. Everything before 7 gets pixel remasters. But 8 is just. We got one remaster and that's

1033
01:21:24,900 --> 01:21:30,900
it. Nothing. It's just not enough. Sorry. Are they. Because I do not play this series.

1034
01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:36,900
Yeah. Are they the same game? No. Of course not. No. Remember what subseries are. I mean

1035
01:21:36,900 --> 01:21:40,900
subseries is a continuation of the same storyline. Whoa. But Final Fantasies are so drastically

1036
01:21:40,900 --> 01:21:43,900
different. Is this. It's three storylines every time. That's what I'm asking. Well not

1037
01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:50,900
every time. So how does an outsider ever understand. Or 10-3. Right. Those take place in the 10

1038
01:21:50,900 --> 01:21:55,900
universe. That's just 10 sequels. Is Cloud the original guy from the first. Cloud is

1039
01:21:55,900 --> 01:22:01,900
from 7. Cloud is 7. Not from 1. That's as far back as I can go. But Cloud is also in

1040
01:22:01,900 --> 01:22:06,900
Advent Children the movie. He's in the Dirge of Servus game. How is anyone supposed to

1041
01:22:06,900 --> 01:22:12,900
keep up with this? He's in Crisis Corps. Crisis Corps Reunion. He's in a few mobile exclusive

1042
01:22:12,900 --> 01:22:16,900
games that I guess are changing the whole 7 storyline. It's crazy what Star Wars is

1043
01:22:16,900 --> 01:22:23,900
like for you. Final Fantasy. Yeah. Basically. Okay. Star. So 9. So 9 has. They're different

1044
01:22:23,900 --> 01:22:29,900
universes though. Almost like Star Wars canon versus non-canon. Yeah. Wait no no they're

1045
01:22:29,900 --> 01:22:35,900
nothing like Star Wars. They're. Final Fantasy 9 is a bunch of weird half human half like

1046
01:22:35,900 --> 01:22:38,900
they're just. No I don't think they're like Star Wars. I just meant the storylines. We're

1047
01:22:38,900 --> 01:22:43,900
trying to figure out how the story. Well I'm going to tell you. Final Fantasy 9 is like

1048
01:22:43,900 --> 01:22:48,900
fantasy. It's like old. Can you tell me the way I can follow possibly. I'm telling you

1049
01:22:48,900 --> 01:22:57,900
right fucking down. If you let me fucking tell you. Follow you. Final Fantasy 7. I'm

1050
01:22:57,900 --> 01:23:01,900
just going to start there. Because the ones before that. Why don't we start at 1. Fine.

1051
01:23:01,900 --> 01:23:06,900
Let's start at 1 Michael. Let's start at 1 Mike. Let's start all the way to fucking

1052
01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:14,900
beginning. In the 80s a company called Square Soft. Was having trouble surviving as a company

1053
01:23:14,900 --> 01:23:21,900
so they decided to make a game. Right. As their final. Good after. Yeah. Yeah. I don't

1054
01:23:21,900 --> 01:23:26,900
need the tajam of that. I just need to know. Storylines. They're not tied together. The

1055
01:23:26,900 --> 01:23:32,900
first one is. The Warriors of Light need to fix crystals in order to save planet. It's

1056
01:23:32,900 --> 01:23:38,900
Japanese exclusive. The second one. Similar story. The third one. Kind of similar story.

1057
01:23:38,900 --> 01:23:42,900
Then after that I think it gets to like. Now there's one where it's like a bunch of knights

1058
01:23:42,900 --> 01:23:47,900
are trying to help their kingdom. All right. So the next one is. Something else that's

1059
01:23:47,900 --> 01:23:51,900
also fantasy related. But they're different stories with different characters and shit.

1060
01:23:51,900 --> 01:23:55,900
But then after that. Six seven eight. That's when shit gets so drastically different. That's

1061
01:23:55,900 --> 01:24:01,900
when we can start talking about it. So six. Is like a post apocalyptic future where magic

1062
01:24:01,900 --> 01:24:05,900
is banned in the back of the day. You play as a chick who has magic. In seven you play

1063
01:24:05,900 --> 01:24:09,900
as a mercenary soldier who joins up with a bunch of terrorists to try to take down the

1064
01:24:09,900 --> 01:24:16,900
fucking government. In eight you play a kid mercenary part of a school of soldiers who's

1065
01:24:16,900 --> 01:24:22,900
helping. In nine it goes back to fantasy where you're now like swords and daggers and music

1066
01:24:22,900 --> 01:24:27,900
stuff. I'm not stopping. In ten. It's sort of a futuristic thing. The big peel is that

1067
01:24:27,900 --> 01:24:33,900
it involves a game called Blitzball. Ten two. It's got dress sphere system where the girls

1068
01:24:33,900 --> 01:24:37,900
can change in different outfits depicting what they're going to play as class wise.

1069
01:24:37,900 --> 01:24:44,900
In eleven. Wait what was that ten? So in eleven they went with the. No eleven was online.

1070
01:24:44,900 --> 01:24:49,900
I just already said it was the dress spheres. You're not paying attention. Eleven was online

1071
01:24:49,900 --> 01:24:54,900
only. It's basically an MMO wow style. Who gives a shit. Twelve was less about the characters

1072
01:24:54,900 --> 01:24:58,900
themselves and more about the war of the story. I would say that the world itself was the

1073
01:24:58,900 --> 01:25:03,900
main character. You play as a myriad of different people. It's underrated but it's great and

1074
01:25:03,900 --> 01:25:07,900
I like the system of gambits that they included. In thirteen it's futuristic. You play as a

1075
01:25:07,900 --> 01:25:11,900
chick named Lightning. In thirteen two and thirteen three I haven't played but I'm assuming

1076
01:25:11,900 --> 01:25:16,900
it's more lightning shit. In fourteen it's another online game. Who gives a shit. Fifteen

1077
01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:21,900
is you're. It's basically the bros going on a road trip around the country just doing

1078
01:25:21,900 --> 01:25:25,900
stuff. That's what I want to play. Yeah and it's great and I love it. In sixteen recently

1079
01:25:25,900 --> 01:25:30,900
it's back to the core. It is fantasy. You have a sword a big ass sword. You're walking

1080
01:25:30,900 --> 01:25:34,900
around with some chicks some dudes. You've got magic. It's fucking awesome. They bring

1081
01:25:34,900 --> 01:25:39,900
back all the classic monsters from the series. So the monsters carry over. There are elements.

1082
01:25:39,900 --> 01:25:43,900
The magics carry over. But the worlds are different. The continents are different. The

1083
01:25:43,900 --> 01:25:46,900
characters are different. The timelines are different. I think I've explained it. It's

1084
01:25:46,900 --> 01:25:53,900
like American history. It's like American horror story. That's what I should have said.

1085
01:25:53,900 --> 01:25:59,900
So it's not. Sometimes you play as Yoshi. No I never play as Yoshi. But you're always

1086
01:25:59,900 --> 01:26:04,900
trying to save the princess. My question is. No you're not always trying to save the princess.

1087
01:26:04,900 --> 01:26:09,900
In seven you're a mercenary joining a terrorist organization to take down the government right.

1088
01:26:09,900 --> 01:26:14,900
So they're just different games. That whole description of all the games you just did

1089
01:26:14,900 --> 01:26:21,900
I guess like pictured like an ego raptor like animation happening. Yeah I wish we had the

1090
01:26:21,900 --> 01:26:25,900
money for that. What a great clip to cut out and then do YouTube with all the different

1091
01:26:25,900 --> 01:26:31,900
ones. It gives a shit. It's just like covering the game. It's not like Metal Gear Solid 1

1092
01:26:31,900 --> 01:26:37,900
2 3 or whatever. Those are all snake or snake clones or snake originals. But it's all in

1093
01:26:37,900 --> 01:26:43,900
that. These are so different. Although so now you have Final Fantasy 7 which came out

1094
01:26:43,900 --> 01:26:48,900
in the 90s. And now you have Final Fantasy 7 remake which took the very first part of

1095
01:26:48,900 --> 01:26:53,900
Final Fantasy 7 and stretched it into an entire triple A brand new remade game. So now we

1096
01:26:53,900 --> 01:26:59,900
have the sequel to that game coming out soon. So Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth comes out in a

1097
01:26:59,900 --> 01:27:03,900
couple of months which is going to take the next part of the game because Final Fantasy

1098
01:27:03,900 --> 01:27:08,900
7 was a big game. It had four discs or three discs. So you had to like switch it over.

1099
01:27:08,900 --> 01:27:14,900
It's a lot of content. But they're stretching it out. So the next one I am so excited for

1100
01:27:14,900 --> 01:27:19,900
because there's a place called the Golden Saucer. This is a little fucking tangent. Someone

1101
01:27:19,900 --> 01:27:26,900
needs to stop. I was waiting to stop yourself and I was going to say and Square Enix. We

1102
01:27:26,900 --> 01:27:37,900
are accepting. If you'd like to sponsor us Square Enix. Square Enix please sponsor us.

1103
01:27:37,900 --> 01:27:46,900
I'm a huge Final Fantasy nerd. But I have been playing the DLC. It's pretty great. It's

1104
01:27:46,900 --> 01:27:55,900
introducing new characters and a whole new summon or like a whole new big monster. So

1105
01:27:55,900 --> 01:28:01,900
that's your what are we doing is the Final Fantasy world basically. I was playing the

1106
01:28:01,900 --> 01:28:05,900
DLC to the most recent game. And mine was going to be this week. It's interesting because

1107
01:28:05,900 --> 01:28:10,900
in real world we're at Christmas time now in our world. Yeah Christmas is in like a week.

1108
01:28:10,900 --> 01:28:16,900
Nine days. Yeah. But so like I said what the IEI is watching and switching me to that movie

1109
01:28:16,900 --> 01:28:21,900
the other day I watched I had not seen Violent Night. You didn't watch it last year with

1110
01:28:21,900 --> 01:28:26,900
Akiba. No I watched the other day. I watched it last night. The kid watches his parents

1111
01:28:26,900 --> 01:28:31,900
get killed by a Santa and he becomes a Sonic. And then David Harbor. No no that's the other

1112
01:28:31,900 --> 01:28:36,900
one. There's two. No that's another one. You're thinking of Fat Man. No Deadly Night I think

1113
01:28:36,900 --> 01:28:39,900
it's called. No that's another one. Maybe you're thinking of a different one then. But

1114
01:28:39,900 --> 01:28:45,900
Fat Man is another one that's the same in 2020. Santa Murders. Yeah. Yeah Santa Murders.

1115
01:28:45,900 --> 01:28:52,900
But so is this one really kind of. I prefer Fat Man over. Do you really? All other Santa

1116
01:28:52,900 --> 01:28:57,900
Violent. I haven't seen Fat Man yet. You haven't seen Fat Man yet. No we saw this one. That's

1117
01:28:57,900 --> 01:29:01,900
the next one. After this one that's in my TV for tonight. I'm watching Fat Man tonight.

1118
01:29:01,900 --> 01:29:04,900
We were talking about what we were talking about. So it's Violent Night last night after

1119
01:29:04,900 --> 01:29:09,900
this. After Guns and Kimbo. We watched Violent Night. That's what it recommended. Because

1120
01:29:09,900 --> 01:29:19,900
Guns and Kimbo is a Christmas movie. So it's like. According to the AI. Right. So now we're

1121
01:29:19,900 --> 01:29:23,900
going to watch Fat Man tonight. So what I'm doing now is watching Fat Man tonight after

1122
01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:27,900
Violent Night last night to compare the two back to back. It's going to be interesting

1123
01:29:27,900 --> 01:29:31,900
because they look like the same movie. From the. So different. From what you see in the

1124
01:29:31,900 --> 01:29:36,900
AI. You've seen both right Brendan? I haven't seen Violent Night. Oh. Yeah. Violent Night

1125
01:29:36,900 --> 01:29:39,900
is actually Guns and Kimbo. I haven't seen either. And I know why they recommended it

1126
01:29:39,900 --> 01:29:42,900
after watching it back to back because it has some of the same humor as Guns and Kimbo.

1127
01:29:42,900 --> 01:29:48,900
Violent Night does. Violent Night does. Fat Man is. Less funny. I'm not going to say it

1128
01:29:48,900 --> 01:29:53,900
or. I'm watching it tonight. We are. We're watching it tonight. It is what it is. It's

1129
01:29:53,900 --> 01:29:58,900
what it is. But Violent Night is actually fun. That's a funny movie. Yeah. It's violent

1130
01:29:58,900 --> 01:30:05,900
and funny and it is what it says. Anyone read any good books lately? Or the good book? No

1131
01:30:05,900 --> 01:30:11,900
that was the last one. I don't want to hear about that. I received a Star Wars book from

1132
01:30:11,900 --> 01:30:16,900
Sean Perry. Oh. Nice. Actually a few of them. The Book of the Sith. The Book of the Jedi.

1133
01:30:16,900 --> 01:30:22,900
Have you cracked them open? Not yet. No. He also gave me a Dark Plagian book so I'm thinking

1134
01:30:22,900 --> 01:30:28,900
of starting with that. Okay. Nice. I'm finishing up Tommy Knockers. I'm on the last few chapters.

1135
01:30:28,900 --> 01:30:31,900
I'm actually going to re-read that because I don't even. You were describing it the other

1136
01:30:31,900 --> 01:30:36,900
day and I hadn't read it in years. It's so. I need to go back. It's middle of the road

1137
01:30:36,900 --> 01:30:40,900
for me as far as Stephen King books. Well no I'm concerned that what you did is starting

1138
01:30:40,900 --> 01:30:46,900
maybe going back and doing Stephen King from beginning to end. If I can keep. If I don't

1139
01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:51,900
get too mad I kind of stop with King. Yeah you really hate his endings. I really hate

1140
01:30:51,900 --> 01:30:55,900
his endings. I don't care about his endings. I just like his books. I know. It's just style.

1141
01:30:55,900 --> 01:30:58,900
It's a style. He's a great writer. You get to the end. If you don't want to know what

1142
01:30:58,900 --> 01:31:04,900
happened he wants you to make your own conclusion. Whatever. It's a style. I get it. I kind of

1143
01:31:04,900 --> 01:31:12,900
want him to tell me what happened. I like a good open ending. But in movies it makes

1144
01:31:12,900 --> 01:31:19,900
me crazy too. Sure. That's why they always change the endings and stuff for him. But

1145
01:31:19,900 --> 01:31:24,900
I would put Tommy Knockers middle of the road as far as Stephen King books go. Because I've

1146
01:31:24,900 --> 01:31:31,900
read now probably. I have to do the math. But it's a lot. And he's done 78 books. And

1147
01:31:31,900 --> 01:31:39,900
of that 78 I'm over half for sure. But do you go back? Are you going in any kind of

1148
01:31:39,900 --> 01:31:44,900
order? I'm going in order of what I want to read the most. Which is the worst order to

1149
01:31:44,900 --> 01:31:48,900
go in because now I'm getting further and further away from the ones I knew that I was

1150
01:31:48,900 --> 01:31:51,900
going to love. And now I'm getting closer and closer to the ones where I'm just like

1151
01:31:51,900 --> 01:31:53,900
I don't know if I want to read them all. Why don't you go do some research and figure out

1152
01:31:53,900 --> 01:31:57,900
I don't even know what the best way to read is. Did you read the one where the cell phones

1153
01:31:57,900 --> 01:32:02,900
are killing people? Yes. Is that a good one? I liked it. That's a good book. My grandma

1154
01:32:02,900 --> 01:32:07,900
had a whole collection of Stephen King novels. And I saw that one. The cell. That's called

1155
01:32:07,900 --> 01:32:16,900
the cell. I think cell. Just cell. I liked cell. Can we get the Final Fantasy breakdown

1156
01:32:16,900 --> 01:32:27,900
of it? Yeah. So John Cusack and Samuel Jackson. There is a movie. But almost when he writes

1157
01:32:27,900 --> 01:32:31,900
do you think when he's writing, because when you see the movie and you read his book it's

1158
01:32:31,900 --> 01:32:36,900
all in to get the characters out of your head. Do you think he's got people in mind when

1159
01:32:36,900 --> 01:32:43,900
he's writing? Maybe. Sometimes. I was writing a book. Sometimes. I think he's fishing. With

1160
01:32:43,900 --> 01:32:48,900
the book. I'm sure he knows a bunch of actors who probably read his books. And they're like

1161
01:32:48,900 --> 01:32:53,900
oh, if he says he's going to make that movie I want to be this character just to see who

1162
01:32:53,900 --> 01:32:58,900
he can get to bite. Yeah, but they're going to make a movie off of his shit if he makes

1163
01:32:58,900 --> 01:33:04,900
some shit. His most recent thing I think is already Fairy Tail got picked up for a movie

1164
01:33:04,900 --> 01:33:09,900
adaptation. And I think that's an awesome fucking book. Yeah, I don't even really know

1165
01:33:09,900 --> 01:33:14,900
how those deals work. If he's on a deal where every book is just automatically a movie.

1166
01:33:14,900 --> 01:33:20,900
Somebody's got pre-writes just to everything. I don't know. He's so rich now who knows what

1167
01:33:20,900 --> 01:33:28,900
his deal is. I'd love to meet him. I think he's the answer to if I could have dinner

1168
01:33:28,900 --> 01:33:34,900
with any living or dead famous person. Who is he? Stephen King? Right before his accident

1169
01:33:34,900 --> 01:33:39,900
and I would warn him about it. And then he would reward me by letting me help him co-write

1170
01:33:39,900 --> 01:33:45,900
some books. And I would tell him prior to writing it I would be like eliminate the child

1171
01:33:45,900 --> 01:33:50,900
orgy party. Everyone is going to think you're a fucking a little bit weird for throwing

1172
01:33:50,900 --> 01:33:56,900
that in. We're going to forgive you because you give us so much good shit after. But the

1173
01:33:56,900 --> 01:34:03,900
orgy thing with the children is a weird choice Mr. King. I'm so sorry. And then I would tell

1174
01:34:03,900 --> 01:34:07,900
him to maybe tone it down a little bit for Dark Tower. Just give us five books instead

1175
01:34:07,900 --> 01:34:13,900
of seven. I don't know. That was a waste. Not a waste because I do like the Dark Tower

1176
01:34:13,900 --> 01:34:17,900
books. But still the question. So in other words if I want to go back and read I'm saying

1177
01:34:17,900 --> 01:34:21,900
do I want to go all the way back to old days before pen name days. What you want to do

1178
01:34:21,900 --> 01:34:25,900
the only thing I'd recommend. Or do I want to start Dark Tower series because it's so

1179
01:34:25,900 --> 01:34:29,900
interspersed into it. Do I want to read them in a row? You save Dark Tower to the very

1180
01:34:29,900 --> 01:34:34,900
end. So you skip it as they come because they come out weirdly. No. Well you don't skip

1181
01:34:34,900 --> 01:34:38,900
anything. You just save Dark Tower. Right. Oh sure. Yeah. If you're going in order I

1182
01:34:38,900 --> 01:34:43,900
guess. But yeah if you're going to read everything save Dark Tower because he does so many references

1183
01:34:43,900 --> 01:34:50,900
to his own shit. Brendan what do you do this week? I've been reading Green Eggs in Hand

1184
01:34:50,900 --> 01:34:59,900
by Heart. I'm a very hungry caterpillar. Okay. Multiple times tonight. Okay you've gotten

1185
01:34:59,900 --> 01:35:02,900
through. It's a good reread. My four year old knows. He almost knows Green Eggs in Hand

1186
01:35:02,900 --> 01:35:07,900
by Heart but he knows Very Hungry Caterpillar every page. He recites it word for word. I

1187
01:35:07,900 --> 01:35:14,900
much rather him know that one. That's a rainbow fish next. Probably. So for a four year old

1188
01:35:14,900 --> 01:35:19,900
is it like they just like the repetition? Yeah. He loves the repetition. You don't make

1189
01:35:19,900 --> 01:35:23,900
up stories for him? Is he not into that? I do but he won't follow him as much. He can't

1190
01:35:23,900 --> 01:35:29,900
follow you. It's close. What did he think of Guns N' Kimbo? That one he did not watch.

1191
01:35:29,900 --> 01:35:36,900
Yeah no actually he's been what's his kick right now? Batman. He's been obsessed with

1192
01:35:36,900 --> 01:35:43,900
Batman. Going back and forth on which one. The last one I watched was Batman and Robin.

1193
01:35:43,900 --> 01:35:52,900
That seems to be his favorite one. Okay. Who's the villain? Is that Ivy? Maybe it's Batman

1194
01:35:52,900 --> 01:35:59,900
66. He said he liked that one. He says he's watched Batman 66. The old Batman? The old

1195
01:35:59,900 --> 01:36:06,900
TV series? No no no. So the guy who played Robin ran a dog rescue in Norco California

1196
01:36:06,900 --> 01:36:13,900
called Gentle Giants. We went there to go get a dog. I got to meet him. Bird Ward? Yeah.

1197
01:36:13,900 --> 01:36:18,900
Is it Bird Ward? That is his name. That's a good boy. He did not age well. The nastiest

1198
01:36:18,900 --> 01:36:24,900
people were flip flops. But he sold us a dog and that dog had worms. And so we gave it

1199
01:36:24,900 --> 01:36:29,900
back. That's my story about Bird Ward. You gave back the dog instead of just getting

1200
01:36:29,900 --> 01:36:36,900
the worms. He said the dog's fine. My parents were just pissed that he lied to us. Oh. He

1201
01:36:36,900 --> 01:36:41,900
said he's dead now? I don't know if he's dead now. He was the you know that him and Adam

1202
01:36:41,900 --> 01:36:48,900
West were the inspiration for very obviously in Spongebob. The Captain Mermaid. Oh yeah

1203
01:36:48,900 --> 01:36:54,900
Barnacle Boy. Is it Captain Mermaid? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. There we go. Fuck I knew

1204
01:36:54,900 --> 01:37:01,900
that was wrong. That wasn't really a Spongebob guy. I like that. Day one I'm a day one Spongebobber.

1205
01:37:01,900 --> 01:37:06,900
I fell off though. I know there's like new ones. I haven't seen any of the new movies

1206
01:37:06,900 --> 01:37:12,900
or anything. I mean I am pushing 30 so maybe I shouldn't be seeing those but. I've seen

1207
01:37:12,900 --> 01:37:17,900
some of them. I have kids. They weren't bad. I like the cussing episode where they find

1208
01:37:17,900 --> 01:37:22,900
a swear word and then they think it's a sentence enhancer and they start using it everywhere

1209
01:37:22,900 --> 01:37:27,900
and they keep bleeping it out. It's just like. Kind of what kids do. I love it. Having older

1210
01:37:27,900 --> 01:37:31,900
kids and having lived through growing kids up it's interesting to watch them. There's

1211
01:37:31,900 --> 01:37:35,900
a phase they go through when they get to about 12 where they do start just replacing random

1212
01:37:35,900 --> 01:37:40,900
words with swear words. Sure. The other day I was in the bathroom and my wife like left

1213
01:37:40,900 --> 01:37:46,900
and my kids were out in the other room and all I hear is my four year old what the fuck

1214
01:37:46,900 --> 01:37:53,900
is going on. Oh really. Yeah. Yeah. They do it. They like the way shit sounds. They don't

1215
01:37:53,900 --> 01:37:58,900
know what it means. They do right away. I called them in and they're like what are you

1216
01:37:58,900 --> 01:38:03,900
doing? Come here. What did you say? And he's like I didn't say anything. You know what

1217
01:38:03,900 --> 01:38:09,900
you said. You don't say that. And he's like well can I say this? And I'm like yeah. That's

1218
01:38:09,900 --> 01:38:14,900
fine but don't say that. You know that stern with them. You leave the bathroom like what

1219
01:38:14,900 --> 01:38:19,900
the fuck. What's wrong with that kid? It's sore not to laugh though. It's sore to discipline

1220
01:38:19,900 --> 01:38:24,900
them when they do shit like that because it's so fucking funny. I had so much trouble with

1221
01:38:24,900 --> 01:38:27,900
my kids. They'd go like this like that or whatever. You go in a discipline. You start

1222
01:38:27,900 --> 01:38:31,900
laughing. You're trying not to laugh while you're trying to get them in trouble. You're

1223
01:38:31,900 --> 01:38:36,900
grounded. You can't. They usually sound similar to like my wife when they say stuff. Yeah.

1224
01:38:36,900 --> 01:38:40,900
But that one didn't and I was kind of like trying to figure out where it came from and

1225
01:38:40,900 --> 01:38:45,900
like the next night or whatever I had been falling asleep to Trailer Park Boys on Netflix

1226
01:38:45,900 --> 01:38:50,900
and it just keeps auto playing. And he gets up and earlier. He's like a parrot. Yeah.

1227
01:38:50,900 --> 01:38:56,900
And so I'm hearing one of the characters just say what the fuck. I'm like ah okay. I can't

1228
01:38:56,900 --> 01:39:02,900
fall asleep to this no more. The earliest recordings of my childhood swearing were as far as preschool.

1229
01:39:02,900 --> 01:39:09,900
I have three letters that were written home to my parents when I was in fucking preschool.

1230
01:39:09,900 --> 01:39:13,900
The first one is just not awesome. He's a swear word when he gets angry. Please talk

1231
01:39:13,900 --> 01:39:18,900
to him about this. Next one. Austin was it was nap time and Austin kept playing with

1232
01:39:18,900 --> 01:39:23,900
this stuffed animal. Probably my Barney doll. Yeah. I took it away from him and he said

1233
01:39:23,900 --> 01:39:30,900
he called me a fucker head. Actually the teacher actually wrote a fucker. I have the letters

1234
01:39:30,900 --> 01:39:37,900
too. Yeah. And then the third one was lunchtime was over and Austin was still eating his chips

1235
01:39:37,900 --> 01:39:44,900
so I took them away. He says I don't like you you mom fucker. Little quotations. I'm

1236
01:39:44,900 --> 01:39:48,900
sure I'm going to get some letters like that. It was such bullshit. You took my Barney doll

1237
01:39:48,900 --> 01:39:52,900
away and my chips away. Don't fuck with my chips and don't fuck with my Barney. You won't

1238
01:39:52,900 --> 01:39:59,900
get called names. Yeah. Fifth grade I answered the phone of my teacher Mr. I'll just call

1239
01:39:59,900 --> 01:40:06,900
Mr. A. And I didn't know that he was a married man that his wife was another teacher here.

1240
01:40:06,900 --> 01:40:13,900
And so I answered the phone. I was just trying to be funny and it was a bad call. But I was

1241
01:40:13,900 --> 01:40:17,900
like it was another teacher. Like can I talk to Mr. A. I was like all right Mr. A. it's

1242
01:40:17,900 --> 01:40:22,900
your woman. And everyone was like OK. And then he answers the phone. He's like hey babe.

1243
01:40:22,900 --> 01:40:27,900
And then it's another teacher that wasn't his wife. And she was just like excuse me. He

1244
01:40:27,900 --> 01:40:33,900
got so bad. So I got sent to the principal's box. Immediately it was a bad call. My principal

1245
01:40:33,900 --> 01:40:40,900
so I got suspended in kindergarten. I got suspended in fifth grade. I got in fifth grade

1246
01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:48,400
my principal had to have a like a standing like meeting with me at some point for like

1247
01:40:48,400 --> 01:40:53,900
the last few months of fifth or sixth grade. She's like after lunch you got to come in

1248
01:40:53,900 --> 01:40:58,900
here for at least 10 15 minutes. We got to talk. I just got to make sure you're not fucking

1249
01:40:58,900 --> 01:41:05,900
shit up. I got to make sure that you're not causing trouble. I got to talk to you. Pick

1250
01:41:06,900 --> 01:41:11,900
your brain. See what you know like what's going on. And I think it's probably helpful

1251
01:41:11,900 --> 01:41:18,900
to a degree. Were you just really high energy? I don't know. I was just a shit head. But

1252
01:41:18,900 --> 01:41:24,900
were you high energy as in you were A.D.V. hyper. I had no idea. I think it was just

1253
01:41:24,900 --> 01:41:31,900
I just did bad things all the time. One time we had a substitute teacher and we had my

1254
01:41:32,540 --> 01:41:37,900
teacher used to reward us with caramel apple pops. Those really good caramel apple pops

1255
01:41:37,900 --> 01:41:44,900
and I love them. And she was on she left one day and the substitute came in and we were

1256
01:41:45,900 --> 01:41:49,900
doing arts and crafts and I was like hey the good markers are in the cabinet over there.

1257
01:41:49,900 --> 01:41:52,900
You mind if I go get them? And he's like yeah that's fine. We're not really supposed to

1258
01:41:52,900 --> 01:41:55,900
be in the cabinet when the teacher's there. And I went over to the cabinet and I opened

1259
01:41:55,900 --> 01:42:02,900
it up and I see the caramel apple pops box and I took the whole box. And I went outside

1260
01:42:03,900 --> 01:42:07,900
at recess and I started giving them to all my friends telling people to stay quiet about

1261
01:42:07,900 --> 01:42:14,900
it. You're a Robin Hood. I was robbing my teacher. She bought those with her shitty

1262
01:42:14,900 --> 01:42:21,900
salary. As an adult you realize Andy a teacher makes like eight dollars an hour. I got sold

1263
01:42:23,900 --> 01:42:29,900
out within five or six minutes. Maybe ten. I had a proctor come up to me and she's like

1264
01:42:29,900 --> 01:42:36,900
Andy if what I'm hearing is true I am so disappointed. What Harry Potter school did you go to? What

1265
01:42:36,900 --> 01:42:42,900
the fuck a proctor? What do you call a yard aid? What the fuck is a yard aid? A person

1266
01:42:42,900 --> 01:42:49,900
that's a supervisor? What did you call the adult? You see recess? I had recess at school

1267
01:42:53,900 --> 01:42:58,900
but it was just teachers out there. There's no other people. Are you saying? No I have

1268
01:42:58,900 --> 01:43:02,900
not. So you're saying in your schools there were other people not just teachers? I mean

1269
01:43:02,900 --> 01:43:07,900
there were teacher aides. We had teacher aides and teachers. We didn't have anybody called

1270
01:43:07,900 --> 01:43:14,900
a proctor. Sounds like you go to a butthole doctor. Or hall monitors. Is that a butthole

1271
01:43:14,900 --> 01:43:19,900
doctor? It's not a butthole doctor. It's a proctologist right? What's the difference

1272
01:43:19,900 --> 01:43:26,900
between a proctor and a proctologist? What happened to you at that school? Why do they

1273
01:43:26,900 --> 01:43:33,900
have things named after assholes in your school? What's a proctor? That's what we called them

1274
01:43:33,900 --> 01:43:37,900
too when I was in elementary school. I don't even know what that is. Your guys' school

1275
01:43:37,900 --> 01:43:44,900
didn't have a proctologist? Did you hear the responses? I've had proctors in every school.

1276
01:43:45,900 --> 01:43:51,900
I think I've heard it in relation to like colleges but not in grade school. It's just

1277
01:43:51,900 --> 01:43:56,900
people that work at the school. They watch recess and stuff. That's a great word but

1278
01:43:56,900 --> 01:44:01,900
I've never heard it used. Sometimes it's the gym teacher. That's typically a proctor. But

1279
01:44:01,900 --> 01:44:06,900
I mean that was our coach or whatever. I've never heard the term proctor. I've never

1280
01:44:06,900 --> 01:44:13,900
heard any of them proctor whatever. I didn't say proctor Michael. I said Mr. Edwards or

1281
01:44:13,900 --> 01:44:20,900
Miss Mike or Coach or whatever. So a coach and a proctor would be the same thing. It's

1282
01:44:20,900 --> 01:44:24,900
just a language term. They were just an adult figure to watch the kids. No because they

1283
01:44:24,900 --> 01:44:29,900
weren't all coaches. No but a coach, a lunch lady would be a proctor. Anyone that works

1284
01:44:29,900 --> 01:44:33,900
at the school who's not a teacher. Basically an adult. But there was also people that were

1285
01:44:33,900 --> 01:44:37,900
hired just to be proctors. Yeah like a lunch lady. Just to be proctors. But what the fuck

1286
01:44:37,900 --> 01:44:41,900
is that job? Just to watch recess, watch lunch, be out there on the field. It's like a security

1287
01:44:41,900 --> 01:44:46,900
guard. Yeah it's probably like a parent. Like now we have a security guard. My school they

1288
01:44:46,900 --> 01:44:54,900
have a security guard. But they weren't security. It was like Carrie from our work being hired

1289
01:44:54,900 --> 01:45:00,900
to go work at a recess at an elementary school to watch kids and make sure they don't get

1290
01:45:00,900 --> 01:45:04,900
trapped. Like a school crossing guard would be a proctor too. Yeah. There's a really hard

1291
01:45:04,900 --> 01:45:08,900
concept for you. I just never heard of it before. Like a school aid. Like a yard aid.

1292
01:45:08,900 --> 01:45:12,900
Like you said. What did you call yours? It sounded like a Harry Potter term to me. I don't

1293
01:45:12,900 --> 01:45:16,900
know. It's for an adult to just be like why the fuck are all these kids walking around

1294
01:45:16,900 --> 01:45:20,900
with lollipops? Like where do they all get these candy? I just want to know what, I really

1295
01:45:20,900 --> 01:45:24,900
want to know the Latin and none of us I guess are smart enough to answer this for me. But

1296
01:45:24,900 --> 01:45:31,900
I want to know. What the word means? Because of proctology being so gross. I want to know.

1297
01:45:31,900 --> 01:45:39,900
I want to break down that word. But that's just you always thinking about buttholes.

1298
01:45:39,900 --> 01:45:44,900
Is that what it is? A person who monitors students during examination. Yeah that's not even fucking

1299
01:45:44,900 --> 01:45:50,900
close to what you described. It's very close to what I described. I've heard of proctoring

1300
01:45:50,900 --> 01:45:54,900
a test like in the college. That's what I said. I've heard of it in college. I got the Roman

1301
01:45:54,900 --> 01:45:58,900
administrator of a province or manager of a state. The word basically means looking

1302
01:45:58,900 --> 01:46:07,900
after someone on behalf of someone else. Yeah. So there's test proctors but then. I just

1303
01:46:07,900 --> 01:46:15,900
had no idea what it meant. Also I got asked to go out there for tests. So someone who

1304
01:46:15,900 --> 01:46:22,900
monitors students. Yeah look. So that's exactly what it is a proctor. We had one that I feel

1305
01:46:22,900 --> 01:46:27,900
like followed us. Followed me from elementary to. Oh see in the British look it's different

1306
01:46:27,900 --> 01:46:32,900
from American and British. That's okay. See I'd only heard of it as British. Which British

1307
01:46:32,900 --> 01:46:37,900
an officer at a university. That's how I'd heard it used like Harry Potter. A proctor.

1308
01:46:37,900 --> 01:46:43,900
To me it was different. And I'm like out of your school have a fucking proctor. Do what

1309
01:46:43,900 --> 01:46:48,900
you think British people say proctor is again. I want to hear what your whatever the fuck

1310
01:46:48,900 --> 01:46:57,900
your brain thinks British people sound like. Let's hear that again. Proctor. Proctor. No.

1311
01:46:57,900 --> 01:47:02,900
There's a lot of different names for it like in the game bully they were called prefects.

1312
01:47:02,900 --> 01:47:08,900
Yeah. No I've just I'd always heard it in that British like term the definition. Well

1313
01:47:08,900 --> 01:47:13,900
anyway the one that found me. That they were after after disseminating all of these stolen

1314
01:47:13,900 --> 01:47:18,900
goods to my classmates and friends the ones that didn't get any I think ratted me out

1315
01:47:18,900 --> 01:47:23,900
because I think I made a point to be like fuck you Becky or something you know. You

1316
01:47:23,900 --> 01:47:29,900
don't get a car and lapel bob because of whatever. Because she's techy right. So anyway the P.E.

1317
01:47:29,900 --> 01:47:36,900
teacher someone I liked she came up and she was like Andy if what I'm hearing is true

1318
01:47:36,900 --> 01:47:41,900
I'm so disappointed in you. And I was like I knew I got caught I was like what's that

1319
01:47:41,900 --> 01:47:48,900
and she's like did you steal. And I was like what. She's like did you steal some lollipops.

1320
01:47:48,900 --> 01:47:54,900
And I was like. And I went to the principal's office and it was a big deal. I was that was

1321
01:47:54,900 --> 01:47:59,900
almost the time I got suspended for the first time but it. That's when I was on thin thin

1322
01:47:59,900 --> 01:48:06,900
ice and then I did some bullshit like a week later with my friend. My accomplice. We got

1323
01:48:06,900 --> 01:48:10,900
pulled into the into the principal's office she's like if I see you guys in here again.

1324
01:48:10,900 --> 01:48:16,900
I'm going to suspend you I don't even care what it's for. And if you're here and sure

1325
01:48:16,900 --> 01:48:21,900
bringing us donations for the poor we don't share shit one week later maybe several days

1326
01:48:21,900 --> 01:48:31,900
later. Even I had a fist fight about some toy. We're 10 and. Yeah we got suspended for

1327
01:48:31,900 --> 01:48:36,900
a week. I was wondering was it was awesome. Yeah I was wondering about that. But yeah

1328
01:48:36,900 --> 01:48:42,900
thanks. I got suspended all the time I never saw some high school dude they would be like

1329
01:48:42,900 --> 01:48:48,900
you don't come back for three days. OK well no I still get you with the school suspension

1330
01:48:48,900 --> 01:48:54,900
I guess. Oh that one sucks. That one sucks. But out of school. You make you write an entire

1331
01:48:54,900 --> 01:48:59,900
copy of the rules or something. No no no the trick to I.S.S. if you're listening kids.

1332
01:48:59,900 --> 01:49:03,900
Well if you're listening this is a weed related show. Go ask a parent if this is all right.

1333
01:49:03,900 --> 01:49:08,900
Yes. And don't get I.S.S. Don't get I.S.S. But if you are an I.S.S. the trick is bring

1334
01:49:08,900 --> 01:49:12,900
a book that you've been meaning to read and tell them tell every teacher that comes through

1335
01:49:12,900 --> 01:49:18,900
that you're working on a book report. I spent so many days in I.S.S. just reading Stephen

1336
01:49:18,900 --> 01:49:23,900
King's I read insomnia I read. This is your book report on. I never get a book report

1337
01:49:23,900 --> 01:49:29,900
on any of them. I think I skipped book reports to just book reports. I can't calculate the

1338
01:49:29,900 --> 01:49:34,900
radius of the sphere but I can tell you everything that happens in every Stephen King book. And

1339
01:49:34,900 --> 01:49:42,900
then final fantasy. The interesting thing about about Cujo is what he so Stephen King

1340
01:49:42,900 --> 01:49:47,900
was a was a drug addict slash alcoholic and he went to his his thinking cabin or like

1341
01:49:47,900 --> 01:49:53,900
the place that he went to to write. And he went on a fucking bender just to a coke out

1342
01:49:53,900 --> 01:50:00,900
of his fucking mind. Two or three days later he kind of comes out of it. Fully done Cujo

1343
01:50:00,900 --> 01:50:04,900
in the script. Just the book is completed. He has no recollection no recollection of

1344
01:50:04,900 --> 01:50:09,900
writing it looks like. Yeah. And so he hates that book for that reason because he's like

1345
01:50:09,900 --> 01:50:14,900
I love the process of writing. I love the you know I think about it and that book means

1346
01:50:14,900 --> 01:50:20,900
nothing to me because I don't remember because I just didn't remember writing it. Just interesting

1347
01:50:20,900 --> 01:50:27,900
that like yeah he's that talented that in his sleep basically right. It feels like he

1348
01:50:27,900 --> 01:50:34,900
is right best selling book. It's cool. I wish I was that. I wish yeah. Everybody was which

1349
01:50:34,900 --> 01:50:42,900
I am because I mean this podcast is fucking dope super talented thing to do. So I'm video

1350
01:50:42,900 --> 01:50:47,900
gaming. You're just a violent by watching violent Christmas movies. Did you finish what

1351
01:50:47,900 --> 01:50:52,900
you were going to say. I've also been playing cyberpunk but that's just kind of you know

1352
01:50:52,900 --> 01:50:57,900
they fix it a little bit. It's still a little glitchy here and there but it's I mean I've

1353
01:50:57,900 --> 01:51:02,900
enjoyed it all the way through. I mean just this one. Yes. Like what's your cell phone.

1354
01:51:02,900 --> 01:51:06,900
Once they once they did the first like big patch they made it actually playable and then

1355
01:51:06,900 --> 01:51:11,900
being on PS5 actually made it playable as well. Not just a bunch of dildos everywhere.

1356
01:51:11,900 --> 01:51:17,900
Yeah. Dogs everywhere. But like when they first brought out the new DLC the Phantom

1357
01:51:17,900 --> 01:51:22,900
Liberty. Yeah. It came out like the old glitches came back with it. And so like you would get

1358
01:51:22,900 --> 01:51:26,900
to a place and then people would kind of half load or their eyeballs would just load without

1359
01:51:26,900 --> 01:51:31,900
a head and it was just kind of weird. But they fixed that so they made it playable again.

1360
01:51:31,900 --> 01:51:37,900
OK. But it's yeah. Just been takes time. Battlefield 20 42 still broken. Yeah. Yeah. I go back

1361
01:51:37,900 --> 01:51:44,900
to that. What did that come out. 21. Yeah. Yeah. Oh it's a more recent one. It's the

1362
01:51:44,900 --> 01:51:49,900
most recent one. Is there a slowly fixed certain things. There was a bunch of glitches that

1363
01:51:49,900 --> 01:51:52,900
kept happening where your character looked like a golden eye character. Is there really

1364
01:51:52,900 --> 01:51:57,900
any reason to continue those enough people still to make enough money. The whole Call

1365
01:51:57,900 --> 01:52:05,900
of Duty thing is so well that's battlefield. Sorry. Battlefield is good. Call of Duty is

1366
01:52:05,900 --> 01:52:11,900
just trash now. Yeah but it's still one of the biggest IPs out there. Yeah. I prefer

1367
01:52:11,900 --> 01:52:19,900
that. I've always heard about the battlefield 1942. I remember I I bet battlefield 1942

1368
01:52:19,900 --> 01:52:25,900
caused a small business to collapse back in the heyday of those little cyber cafes where

1369
01:52:25,900 --> 01:52:30,900
people would just install 40 pretty high end computers and install a bunch of games and

1370
01:52:30,900 --> 01:52:34,900
you would go in and you'd pay three dollars an hour to go like game with your friends

1371
01:52:34,900 --> 01:52:39,900
and stuff. I remember when those first like when those first first came out we had to

1372
01:52:39,900 --> 01:52:45,900
go to the mall and go to the Wizards Wizards of the coast and they had like five or six

1373
01:52:45,900 --> 01:52:50,900
computers and it was like ten dollars an hour and I remember only being able to play half

1374
01:52:50,900 --> 01:52:56,900
life like which is fun but half life deathmatch like online or online or land whatever. But

1375
01:52:56,900 --> 01:53:01,900
flash forward we were at a place where Counter Strike was just the thing. It was like when

1376
01:53:01,900 --> 01:53:05,900
Counter Strike first came out it was Counter Strike and Warcraft 3 is what we probably

1377
01:53:05,900 --> 01:53:10,900
played you know against each other but then battlefield 1942 came out and the computers

1378
01:53:10,900 --> 01:53:17,900
at this place couldn't run it. So we got a new place down the road opened up that could

1379
01:53:17,900 --> 01:53:22,900
and we just totally abandoned that fucking place. Went to this new one. All of us like

1380
01:53:22,900 --> 01:53:26,900
I feel like everybody did. And then we just that place disappeared a new one opened in

1381
01:53:26,900 --> 01:53:31,900
a place with a better system and we left that place and that was the like if you were just

1382
01:53:31,900 --> 01:53:35,900
the new one that opened up. That was the competition with the newest system. Cause they had the

1383
01:53:35,900 --> 01:53:39,900
newest computer system. And they were but it was cutthroat. Cause there was like a basically

1384
01:53:39,900 --> 01:53:43,900
two locations where you would find one of these and they were always trying to outdo

1385
01:53:43,900 --> 01:53:46,900
the other one. Do you wonder if it was the same people like. No. Oh they get behind it

1386
01:53:46,900 --> 01:53:50,900
like they just rotate back and forth. Probably just have one people in the cafe. Just get

1387
01:53:50,900 --> 01:53:57,900
one yeah. It was obsolete they burned it down. Yeah. I know that my friend of mine at the

1388
01:53:57,900 --> 01:54:06,900
time he used to clean their bathrooms and mop and like sweep and do all sorts of stuff

1389
01:54:06,900 --> 01:54:13,900
for hours at PC time. Cause he. Oh ok he's trade worker. Cause this is like junior high

1390
01:54:13,900 --> 01:54:19,900
so he didn't have an income. So he had to if he wanted to play with us he had to do

1391
01:54:19,900 --> 01:54:24,900
that. And he hustled man. He hustled and I think the deal was fair. Because what were

1392
01:54:24,900 --> 01:54:28,900
they losing? Nothing. So I think like the deal was pretty fair. Like I think he got

1393
01:54:28,900 --> 01:54:31,900
reasonable. Almost unlimited I feel like. Yeah. He cleaned the bathroom he pretty much

1394
01:54:31,900 --> 01:54:36,900
played whatever he wanted. It's like hey man clean it up you got a pass. I used that same

1395
01:54:36,900 --> 01:54:42,900
place to they had to for some reason put DVD burners on their fucking or CD burners on

1396
01:54:42,900 --> 01:54:49,900
their disk drives or whatever. So I just installed torrent. He started fucking that one. Line

1397
01:54:49,900 --> 01:54:54,900
wire or some shit on their computers and I would just download. You just live wire. Yeah

1398
01:54:54,900 --> 01:54:59,900
and I would just download that shit. Virus after virus. Burn myself CDs go to school.

1399
01:54:59,900 --> 01:55:06,900
It's awesome dude yeah. Back in the early 2000's I don't even think you can get at

1400
01:55:06,900 --> 01:55:11,900
me at this point. And I don't even stay in the bands. And it was so long ago and I've

1401
01:55:11,900 --> 01:55:15,900
never done anything close to this. I'm pretty sure they're not listening. Yeah no one's

1402
01:55:15,900 --> 01:55:20,900
listening. Everyone's listening. Well that was a fun trip down whatever the fuck we were

1403
01:55:20,900 --> 01:55:25,900
doing right now. I'm so sorry. Anyway that's the what are we section. Doo doo doo music.

1404
01:55:25,900 --> 01:55:32,900
Recommendations. Yeah oh shit yeah fuck this has been going on. We're almost at two hours.

1405
01:55:32,900 --> 01:55:36,900
Recommendations. Oh yeah so I'll go first. I'm actually super excited about this. I guess

1406
01:55:36,900 --> 01:55:39,900
you had something you were excited about because it was AI or whatever is telling you. It's

1407
01:55:39,900 --> 01:55:48,900
this one. It's called The Wave. Sorry I'll pause it. We're looking at Justin Long. Donald

1408
01:55:48,900 --> 01:55:53,900
Faison from Scrubs. I love Justin Long yeah. So it's when an insurance lawyer goes out

1409
01:55:53,900 --> 01:55:57,900
on the town with his friend to celebrate a promotion. He's dosed with a hallucinogen that

1410
01:55:57,900 --> 01:56:02,900
changes his life forever. The opening two minutes of this movie is just one of those just like

1411
01:56:02,900 --> 01:56:07,900
drug trippy kind of like whoa. And I'll show you after we do this because I don't want

1412
01:56:07,900 --> 01:56:13,900
to copyright it but it looks good. I like him. It's recent. It's 2020. It's sci fi.

1413
01:56:13,900 --> 01:56:22,900
It's going to be a drug fueled whatever. That's my vote or my pitch. Austin. I vote the jackal.

1414
01:56:22,900 --> 01:56:28,900
The jackal here. With Bruce Willis. 1997 Bruce Willis. Richard Gier. Jack Blackson there.

1415
01:56:28,900 --> 01:56:33,900
Hell yeah I love the jackal. An engaging suspense thriller about a ruthless assassin hired to

1416
01:56:33,900 --> 01:56:38,900
eliminate a powerful high ranking official in the US government. That is a I remember

1417
01:56:38,900 --> 01:56:46,900
the look of Bruce Willis in this movie as being awesome. And he's the bad guy too so

1418
01:56:46,900 --> 01:56:51,900
that's Bruce Willis. I remember that gun. It checks out. Very cool. Alright Michael.

1419
01:56:51,900 --> 01:57:06,900
Oh. We were. Brandon. My movie is a man in his 30s travels to a remote cabin to reconnect

1420
01:57:06,900 --> 01:57:12,900
with his estranged father. It's starring. That's the title. No. That's just the description

1421
01:57:12,900 --> 01:57:17,900
of the movie. What movie is it? It's got Elijah Wood. Can you tell us the name? It's called

1422
01:57:17,900 --> 01:57:23,900
Come to Daddy. Oh my god. I'm not even kidding you. Now I know why you said it in that order.

1423
01:57:23,900 --> 01:57:27,900
That was the other one I had on my. You just didn't want to say that when we were having

1424
01:57:27,900 --> 01:57:31,900
a recording. Now we can just play that back over and over and over again. What's the title

1425
01:57:31,900 --> 01:57:37,900
again? Come to Daddy. Oh wow. Say it like you mean it. Say it one more time. Come to

1426
01:57:37,900 --> 01:57:45,900
Daddy. You're welcome. Oh you're welcome whoever's out there. Everyone wants to make a super

1427
01:57:45,900 --> 01:57:54,900
cut. All of our Brandon stands or whatever. Make us a super cut. Come to Daddy. Alright.

1428
01:57:54,900 --> 01:58:01,900
So that was on my list too. I know I want people to get turned on by me. So we have

1429
01:58:01,900 --> 01:58:09,900
the wave, the jackal, Come to Daddy and. I almost don't want to do one now. But we've

1430
01:58:09,900 --> 01:58:16,900
been, John Carpenter seems to be a go to for us. So my next recommendation on there was

1431
01:58:16,900 --> 01:58:24,900
Assault on Precinct 13. That's a good one. 2005 or 1976? 1976 I think. Yeah, the PL5

1432
01:58:24,900 --> 01:58:29,900
one's good too. Cops need the criminals to survive. They're going to become the target

1433
01:58:29,900 --> 01:58:36,900
of a deadly street gang. Which I guess sounds like the street gang's taking over. And then

1434
01:58:36,900 --> 01:58:41,900
other street gang helps the cops maybe. I'm not sure. It's like cops and a gang versus

1435
01:58:41,900 --> 01:58:47,900
another gang. Is that Morpheus? Yeah. Would that one be, should we watch both of those

1436
01:58:47,900 --> 01:58:51,900
if that gets fixed? If we did that we might should if there's two. Oh sorry. I didn't

1437
01:58:51,900 --> 01:58:55,900
even know there were two. Sorry the 05 one is Ethan Hawke. I've seen this one. Yeah but

1438
01:58:55,900 --> 01:59:00,900
it's like it's, I think it's, oh and I think it's, oh sorry New Year's Eve. So are we going

1439
01:59:00,900 --> 01:59:03,900
to, we could count this as a Christmas movie technically because it does take place. Cause

1440
01:59:03,900 --> 01:59:07,900
New Year's Eve? New Year's Eve. I count that the period of Christmas to New Year's Day

1441
01:59:07,900 --> 01:59:10,900
as Christmas week right? Is that both of them? Is the movie the same? Is it a literal remake?

1442
01:59:10,900 --> 01:59:15,900
Is the other movie also on Christmas Eve? Oh I don't know. 1976 for example. But this

1443
01:59:15,900 --> 01:59:21,900
is a bunch of, yeah they need, the cops need their help to stop a much bigger threat. Right.

1444
01:59:21,900 --> 01:59:25,900
Like, yeah. Are both the same? Are they the same, they're both gangsters? Yeah let's look

1445
01:59:25,900 --> 01:59:30,900
at the original. Yeah that's what I'm saying. The original. A highway patrol officer, two

1446
01:59:30,900 --> 01:59:37,900
criminals and a station secretary defend a defunct precinct against, yeah bloodthirsty

1447
01:59:37,900 --> 01:59:42,900
street gangs. So it looks the same but from less people? I don't know. That looks like

1448
01:59:42,900 --> 01:59:46,900
four people versus the other one there was already like six of them. So I mean, just

1449
01:59:46,900 --> 01:59:51,900
John Carpenter we've been, you know. Okay well those are our choices. So we have. This is

1450
01:59:51,900 --> 01:59:56,900
the version that you're picking or? Well I had the 1976 version, yes is what I had. I

1451
01:59:56,900 --> 02:00:01,900
don't know about, I didn't know about the other version. Okay. So no I had this version.

1452
02:00:01,900 --> 02:00:05,900
Well then that's what you picked. Yeah. 1976. So, but I like your idea that if we do that

1453
02:00:05,900 --> 02:00:10,900
we have to watch both. That's dangerous ground about maybe watching the. I know. But we may

1454
02:00:10,900 --> 02:00:13,900
have the break here we were talking about before also. That would be some interesting

1455
02:00:13,900 --> 02:00:18,900
ratings. We might have a couple weeks to get that done. Well let's see what happens. So

1456
02:00:18,900 --> 02:00:30,900
let's do some voting. If you want to vote for the jackal raise your hand. Alright. I

1457
02:00:30,900 --> 02:00:36,900
feel like we could do multiple votes but what a shame. So the jackal's off the table sorry.

1458
02:00:36,900 --> 02:00:49,900
Come to daddy. Yeah that's the one you picked. Automatic. I automatically gave him his too.

1459
02:00:49,900 --> 02:00:53,900
Well I mean okay fine he didn't even vote for his so I guess you're one ahead of yours

1460
02:00:53,900 --> 02:00:58,900
about his. I feel like that sucked my own dick in voting for my own movie. Alright assaults

1461
02:00:58,900 --> 02:01:06,900
on pre-seat 13. I like that one. I like the idea of watching both movies. I don't like

1462
02:01:06,900 --> 02:01:11,900
that's not enough for me of a reason. Or the wave. I'm going to vote for the wave. I think

1463
02:01:11,900 --> 02:01:16,900
this one looks awesome. I think it's a change up of what we normally do. Anyone with me?

1464
02:01:16,900 --> 02:01:22,900
I'm going to try and say I vote. So we're tied right now at assault on precinct and the wave.

1465
02:01:22,900 --> 02:01:28,900
So let's do a coin flip. I think that's fair. Oh wait we can use both our votes for one?

1466
02:01:28,900 --> 02:01:35,900
Yeah it's already passed. I don't want to lose. I need some sort of thing to flip. He wants

1467
02:01:35,900 --> 02:01:40,900
it to be my random jack. I need a thing to flip. A quarter? I don't think I have any

1468
02:01:40,900 --> 02:01:53,900
choice. I have coins. I'm in my own home. Who thought the hardest part of this? Fried

1469
02:01:53,900 --> 02:02:04,900
rice coin would be great. I'll let you call it assault on precinct. It's a quarter. Call

1470
02:02:04,900 --> 02:02:10,900
it in the air I guess. And I'm going to catch it and flip it on my own. Okay. Hits. We are

1471
02:02:10,900 --> 02:02:22,900
watching. Call it Austin. Assault on precincts. Both movies. Both movies. Both movies. On

1472
02:02:22,900 --> 02:02:28,900
specific order. Just so we can compare what we're talking about. We're going to watch

1473
02:02:28,900 --> 02:02:35,900
them both. It's obviously just to know what the. Double feature. Double feature of what

1474
02:02:35,900 --> 02:02:40,900
they're both. I'll just have to watch. Assault on precincts. So they're both on there. Nope.

1475
02:02:40,900 --> 02:02:47,900
The 76 one is. Well no they both must be. Nope. Just the 76 one. Pull it up a second

1476
02:02:47,900 --> 02:02:54,900
ago. I pulled up the Google on it. Google has results on it still. That's the IMDB.

1477
02:02:54,900 --> 02:03:00,900
Okay so click the IMDB page. Okay so it's on. It's on. It's on nothing. Let's see if

1478
02:03:00,900 --> 02:03:06,900
it's streaming anywhere. So we might only get to watch the 1976 version. But we have

1479
02:03:06,900 --> 02:03:11,900
a few weeks to see what happens. Yeah. Well. And they seem to change them from time to

1480
02:03:11,900 --> 02:03:16,900
time. Alright well we're going to watch the 1976 assault on precinct 13 directed and written

1481
02:03:16,900 --> 02:03:22,900
by John Carpenter starring Austin Stoker and Darwin. Have they been in anyone else's Austin

1482
02:03:22,900 --> 02:03:29,900
Stoker. No you know what. We'll figure that all out next time. Great. It was your coin.

1483
02:03:29,900 --> 02:03:37,900
It was. Oh wait we need something to end on. Some music. Shit. I wasn't prepared. Okay

1484
02:03:37,900 --> 02:03:42,900
well anyway. You were prepared and then you chose to be on the podcast. Yeah yeah yeah

1485
02:03:42,900 --> 02:03:51,900
don't even worry about it. This is how it's done everybody. Copyright. Free. Music. No

1486
02:03:51,900 --> 02:03:56,900
you're fine. You don't have to have it for the birds. Exactly. We'll do video at some

1487
02:03:56,900 --> 02:04:02,900
point. I'm just going to pick one. If it's always next week. Or dubstep. Copyright free.

1488
02:04:02,900 --> 02:04:09,900
Here we go. Alright everybody. One hour of it so we can have a one hour out. I'm not

1489
02:04:09,900 --> 02:04:20,900
going to do one. I'll do the whole thing. Walk the crowd Andy. I already have. I already

1490
02:04:20,900 --> 02:04:25,900
have. I hate this one. Hold on. I want anything other than I just know I'm sorry I was just

1491
02:04:25,900 --> 02:04:34,900
concentrating on how fucking terrible it was. I'm not going to walk the crowd. Okay fine

1492
02:04:34,900 --> 02:04:44,900
we're going to end it on a weird. A weird. Cynthia. 80's note. I don't know I got pretty

1493
02:04:44,900 --> 02:04:50,900
high at the end there because we smoked a Durbin poison baby jeter. Along with like

1494
02:04:50,900 --> 02:04:54,900
I don't know how many holes but. That's so weird. You know what no. Is this going to

1495
02:04:54,900 --> 02:05:00,900
be the commercial buyout. No I want underwater. We do have to do that shit. Alright we're

1496
02:05:00,900 --> 02:05:09,900
going to do underwater jungle D&B. Yeah baby here we go. Here we go. Hold my hand. Well

1497
02:05:09,900 --> 02:05:16,900
I chose the right spot. Okay well neither one of them held my hand. That was a real

1498
02:05:16,900 --> 02:05:24,900
let down. We did that at Thanksgiving. Yeah they did. We did do that at Thanksgiving.

1499
02:05:24,900 --> 02:05:39,900
Brennan just. That was funny. Who did you. Brennan's house they did a holding hands prayer. Yeah

1500
02:05:39,900 --> 02:05:44,900
and so. Whose hand did I hold. Mine. Was it yours or was it. I think you held. Bluey.

1501
02:05:44,900 --> 02:05:49,900
Because his kid was next to me so I put Bluey in between us. The little. Yeah and he had

1502
02:05:49,900 --> 02:05:55,900
bingos so they held. We all held hands that way. But yeah that was interesting. But you

1503
02:05:55,900 --> 02:06:02,900
know what I'll tell you this. Better than getting handed ham. By someone who's recently

1504
02:06:02,900 --> 02:06:09,900
urinated on by a baby. Which happened at the party before that. Yeah. Literally handed

1505
02:06:09,900 --> 02:06:13,900
some. And you're right that was some terrible fucking. We're going to just do. That was

1506
02:06:13,900 --> 02:06:19,900
some awful. Awful music right there. Maybe I can talk to some of my musician buddies.

1507
02:06:19,900 --> 02:06:26,900
See if they can. Please musician buddies make us all sorts of stuff. An intro outro. But

1508
02:06:26,900 --> 02:06:30,900
I think he wants it to change week to week though so he can have a so it could be an

1509
02:06:30,900 --> 02:06:35,900
ongoing thing. Where if you could get him to do weekly intros and afters and he could

1510
02:06:35,900 --> 02:06:42,900
play randomly. If I. It's he likes to. I am insane. Improv over it basically is what he's

1511
02:06:42,900 --> 02:06:46,900
doing. But I will say at the same time musician friends. If you make us some music we'll use

1512
02:06:46,900 --> 02:06:52,900
it. We'll use it in segments. We got like the what are we. Dot dot dot dot dot question

1513
02:06:52,900 --> 02:06:58,900
mark. Well anyway. Fuck it. Here we go. Here we go. Oh. We said we didn't like this one

1514
02:06:58,900 --> 02:07:05,900
earlier. Who cares. This is how we're going to end this bitch. Oh. Oh. Whatever I'm not

1515
02:07:05,900 --> 02:07:15,900
I'm not really feeling it anyway. We'll do it next time. Was it OK. Fuck it. Yeah. All

1516
02:07:15,900 --> 02:07:20,900
right. So this is the end of the show. Fuck it. I've been off my game today. You weren't

1517
02:07:20,900 --> 02:07:27,900
going to walk the ground. I'm not. We're out of here. With us as always has been Brennan

1518
02:07:27,900 --> 02:07:31,900
dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot

1519
02:07:31,900 --> 02:07:39,900
dot dot dot. Simply after Boston. Everybody with us as always the invincible the unkillable

1520
02:07:39,900 --> 02:07:44,900
it'd be so ironic if he died recently after this episode came out or like was recorded

1521
02:07:44,900 --> 02:07:50,900
wouldn't it. Really weird. Michael lucky to be alive. Fingers crossed we'll see what happens.

1522
02:07:50,900 --> 02:07:58,900
Hershey. Hey have a good weekend. With us as always Ed Sheeran eat your heart out. This

1523
02:07:58,900 --> 02:08:05,900
favorite redhead ish guy that has a beer. Did you just call him the wish edge here is? I did a little bit.

1524
02:08:05,900 --> 02:08:13,240
But I love him. It's Austin. He made a real effort to be a part of this and that's

1525
02:08:13,240 --> 02:08:18,140
awesome to see because you know we always we need this kind of energy.

1526
02:08:18,140 --> 02:08:26,300
Feral! That's right. Thanks for having me. I'll be back. And I've been your host. Andy Rice. I've been fried but like

1527
02:08:26,300 --> 02:08:30,220
maybe a weird fry. Maybe it's all these sativas. Maybe it was the animal. I don't know what it was.

1528
02:08:30,220 --> 02:08:35,500
The animal. A little bit of a hard-boiled game but I love everything we did today. Thanks for joining us.

1529
02:08:35,500 --> 02:08:40,980
I'm Andy Rice. This is Fried Rice Podcast. Let's get fried. We did. Whatever. Good night. Bye.

1530
02:08:40,980 --> 02:08:57,260
Fuck I should have hit stop recording before I turned the music off.