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Yeah
Gonna fucking put some guns on my hands drill them on baby
Welcome to the season premiere of season 2 of the fried rice podcast
I'm your host Andy rice. Let's get fried with me as always
It's Brandon
Don't turn out to the no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Shipley out of Boston
With me as always we try to kill him every time he comes here. We've tried poison
We've tried guns. We've tried knives. We've tried just waiting it out cuz he's fucking old
But it's Michael. He's lucky to be alive Larsen
And with us as always this motherfucker drove three hours to be here. It's Austin
He drove four hours last time, but only three hours this time
And yeah motherfuckers I lied about the video wait till next week
Oh God because we are actually missing our missing our tech guy. He's here. Well. He's here. He's here. He's here
Room it's a female storage facility
Oh, yeah, you think I just be built just female no not just female right? Yeah children of all
You made that worse yeah, I'm also did not discriminatory
His gender you know people have learned whatever we don't need a oh man, so
Oh
Yeah, then Mike's Mike's on the next Mike's know the next bull speak no ways what is this that you broke?
What is well? This is the stuff we've been smoking the last few
episodes cuz I bought a yeah, so let's just jump into what do you smoke II if Jesse were here
I'd say cue that music, but this is an Andy episode as you can tell
So you're gonna get the fucking shoddy up shoddy version of this
The what are we smoking I bring every time until we run out of it
It's Bubba sins Bubba's sins which I hate that it's Bubba's sins
I don't like the way that sounds out of my mouth
And they should do less they should do what they can to minimize the amount of stress
They make their pot smokers feel when it comes these kind of things
It's like you wouldn't make a you wouldn't make a weed company called the police are outside in an unmarked veil
Watching their every move asshole
Why would you add an s after but it should be Bubba sins and then it's like kind of a cool name
Sounds like a fat porn star
Absolutely, and I don't mind smoking a fat porcelain, but what is Bubba's sins now?
I'm just thinking of a hick fucking a sister or something
I feel like the police are outside one would be really good for like a very strong edible
Well, that's why yeah, police are outside in an unmarked van watching your every move
It's the thousand milligram brownie from Carrova
Yeah, we started with pre game was that
Do you warn your neighbors?
Dude, every Saturday around 1 this guy's just screaming
Warn the neighbors is weird
So if you listen to the first five or six episodes
It's all about the neighbor drama, but here's the thing
So here's an update
Yeah, so we're gonna be talking about the neighbor drama
So we're gonna be talking about the neighbor drama
So here's an update
Two days ago, I had a conversation with him
For the first time ever
In like a year?
Yeah, it's been like a year, close
It's been about a year, almost a year
So the last eight months or so
He has been taking my trash cans out to the street
And bringing them back in until I started bringing them back in
Because I think he left them out once long to see if I reciprocated the neighborly gesture
Which I started to do
So now we've got this unspoken thing
And then two days ago I noticed that the trash cans weren't out
And I got home from work so I took both of ours out to the street
And then when I got home
He's sitting up front and he goes
Hey, you're Andy, right? Andrew?
Yeah, he's like
Thanks for taking my trash can out for me
It hurt my leg
And I was like, oh, okay
Wait a minute, hurt my leg?
Yeah, I know he
I'll say that I know exactly which word it was
But did you, at the time that it set you
Did you, when he said I hurt my leg
I didn't make any
In my book I was just trying to get it
The comedian in you didn't go
That's what I'm saying
That is a perfect line
The comedian in me was hidden underneath a
I think the uncomfortable neurotic Andy
Which I think is 90% of who I am every day of the week
I'm uncomfortable and awkward trying to feel silence
If you know me, this is who I am
It's oh, hey, please talk
So that I have something to play a game
You know how many
I bet my coworkers
They say they enjoy playing it sometimes
But you know, like
One of the two games that we play at work now
Because of me, it's 20 questions
Right, just so that we're always asking
There's something going on
And then mind meld
Mind meld
Right, have you ever done mind meld?
No
No?
Mind meld's cool
I've got a little 20 questions ball though
Here we go
We're right now
We're going to do a mind meld
The trick is I'm going to go one, two, three
And at the end of three you and I are going to say the same exact word
Are you ready?
Okay
One, two, three
Bapmobile
Oh, you said fart?
Yeah
Oh, okay, very cool
Now Brendan and I are going to
Using those two words, we're going to get it
Fart in what?
Bapmobile
Fart in Bapmobile
And because we're on air
We can't think about these for a long time like we do
Just ready?
We have to go
I didn't mean to put you on the spot
But you ready?
Okay
Three, two, one
Jingo bells
Jingo bells and Robin?
Yep
Okay
Three, two, one
Lay it an egg
Batman
We're on the same, yeah
Okay
One, two, three
Smells
Even smells?
Oh, man
Look, we can't think too hard
Even smells, you ready?
Three, two, one
Dinner
Two-Face
Two-Face?
I'm just naming Joe
Two-Face
Anyway, listeners at home, you get it
Eventually we would blow your fucking minds by saying the same
I'm just trying not to do uninteresting podcasting
There's been times we did it in one
Just the first guess
Yeah
What did you do the other day?
Banana and Split?
Oh, yeah
Banana and Split is a controversial
We said the same thing
The people who were playing with us did not agree that we said the same thing
Because at work there's a pride thing going through
Some of the girls there
Well, some of the girls
Sasha and Kaylee for really getting into it
Sasha and I got it in one
We said soccer at the same time
For no reason
Well, no, I was looking at a Hispanic girl
So I said soccer and she being an Hispanic girl
That may be the most racist thing you've ever said, Andy
I was like, a Hispanic girl
And so I said soccer
I don't know why I said soccer, but she said it too
Maybe she looks at me and thinks soccer for some reason
It was like instant racism but also instantly redeemed
Because the Mexican girl said soccer
Yeah, it wasn't a bad thing
Whoops, I'm racist though
Not a bad thing
We don't even sink is what happens
It was the good form of racism, right?
The un-sinked form of racism
Saying the N-word as your skin color changes to black
Yeah
Yeah, this is a tricky
It's quite tricky, but yes
I feel like it's on the same ground of like
Before Michael Jackson was fully white
When he was still sort of black
Yeah
Dropping the N-word
Oh, him?
Dropping Michael Jackson
Oh, him saying it
I've never heard him say it
I don't know
I can't imagine him saying it in a dainty little voice
No
Although his dainty little voice was an act
I found out recently
What?
I saw some videos
He didn't have a dainty little girl's or boyish voice
Really?
He talked a lot lower in real life
Not super low still
Not super low
He didn't sound like a bare-toe walker
But that whole like, ooh-hoo-hoo
That was like a
What about the singing falsetto voice?
I'm talking about in real life when he was like
Oh, I'm okay, I'm just Michael Jackson
Like that was a
That was like an
I think it's affectation
Or whatever
Like it's just a
You put it on for who knows why
If you wanted to make a point
You would just talk normally
Be like, oh shit
Yeah
So there's like videos of him in the limo that I saw
Where he's just like, hey, stop it
You know, like
And you're like
But in the limo they're probably like
Yeah, okay, Michael, sorry
Yeah, I know
Mr. Jackson
They call him Mr. Jackson in the limo
Oh, yeah
I don't know
I'm making that part up
But I bet you they do
Who just said that?
Yeah
So yeah, I've brought Bubba's since
You brought Edibles
What are they called?
These are
Oh, I put my glasses away
I can't read anything
When we're visual
They'll know I can't read anything
Without the glasses
They'll see
They'll know how old you are, Mike
No
Yeah, getting visual
Sorry that we didn't have the camera set up, guys
This is Sour Peach Fruit Chews
They're pretty good
Sativa
They're straight sativa
They're uplift sativa
So you can kind of
It's a good pregame for us
It's straight sativa gummies
And then we're offsetting it
With the cannabis that is
Smoking is indigent
I'm assuming
Yeah, I mean I always go
I tip
No, I go hybrid
I feel like hybrid's been my jam lately
I don't know why
I think it's like
Because you know what?
I'll tell you exactly what it is
I can't make my mind up half the time
Right
So I'm like
I'm like
I don't know
It's the factor
I brought for my sativa I brought clementine which I brought last week which is pretty
good. 31% THC and then for my indica I brought some shake Julius Caesar and it is 35% THC.
I like the name. Wow 35. Again here at the Fried Rice Podcast we have found out that
the percentages kind of don't matter because we have had some bangers in the 20s we have
had some disappointments in the 30s and so we think it is all made up. Conspiracy. Big
weed is out to get you. I like what really makes it is like the dryness of the weed if
it is still moist and still sticky. You realize they are also testing their patch testing
so it is not even what you are getting at that point in time. So it is not I mean they
tested one plant out of a thousand and you know a big farm now has thousands of plants
that they are not so when they do the test any different plant is going to be different.
Speaking of test so I fished out a bunch of reclaim out of this and then I just shoved
it in the bowl so this thing is packed. She has smoked it twice. So it is a surprise what?
That is wax. It is. So we will see how this goes. It is going to kill us. Austin I hope
you have something lined up for this section. I am putting you on the spot. Oh what did
I bring? I brought pizza. Pizza? No no no what did you bring? I think that is going
to be a new thing. You are just going to need to fill that. If I continue to be a regular
I am just going to bring a different pizza every time. Since I don't smoke. The weed
is just too strong. I am going to make this a bit. It is like for me trying to find like
really low grade weed that I can handle is harder now than it was to find good weed back
in the day. That is sort of me. These guys are there hitting like this and you will notice
I won't touch that thing. I can't. I am not going to put it to me. I need this shit that
the guys are going to be like this shit will barely get you live. No and actually if you
want to hit this bowl when we make it of the well he already made it but when we put it
in next. Mike you want to die? No I am not. Do you want to die? Do you want to die Mike?
Do you want to die? Because this is like 20% it is pretty much and it is good weed it is
Mojave weed which is good company but it is their low ends. I need the weed that people
like Andy would just throw away. Oh yeah we know. Andy I will buy a shake and Andy would
never buy a shake. I would buy a shake. For what purpose? I don't know. I would just order
it. Not to smoke. The only reason I got this shake was because it was free with the H.
Yeah exactly you got it free. But to me I would buy that. I would rather I would pay
for a shake. But this is actually pretty good and then this stuff was a little dry but I
put an orange peel in it for like an hour. Really? Yeah just the orange peel. I never
even heard that. You put an orange peel in your weed? Yeah. Just like fill up. It pulls
the moisture out like a. Well it adds more to it. You googled that? I mean it is an old
thing. I mean I knew about it for sure. So what if you put like a lot of orange peel
in it would you get a flavor from it though? Yeah like if you smoke it it smells a little.
Yeah like if you smell it you can smell the orange. Oh yeah you can. That's great. That
was only for an hour. So like if you put a whole orange worth of peel in it. I tell them
every week I have to remind them. Yeah but I am saying let it go for a while. I think
that would make it moldy. Like if you do it too long it will get too moist. Yeah. I have
to remind them every week I can't smell. Oh that's good. So when they do this kind of
like. Does it smell like orange? It's like. It's like we are slapping them in the face.
I am sorry Andy. It's like if I brought a blind guy on it all we talked about was how
pretty everything was. You can taste though. Well you know I am starting to think. No we
were talking about that the other day. You are not like really broadcasting to everyone
that you can't smell right? You don't have people like walking up to you like Andy how
are you doing? Well see you later. They just farted on you or something. They just come
up to you to fart. No people have not fart bombed me yet. I think you are putting that
idea on the transfer which I am not a fan of but thanks. How sure of that are you? How
long have we known each other? I was going to say you have no way of knowing. I have
no way of knowing people fart bomb me. They might do it on a fucking regular basis. You
are absolutely right. They just crop dust all day. We have a customer counter for each
time. I swear to God. It's probably someone right on your mind. It's probably Kaylee.
I got to fart. Where is Amy? That's great. Diabolical. No I kid. She would never fart
in her life. She may never have. It's the rush because you can still hear. Exactly.
You have to be sure. You are taking the gamble. I will hear you rip ass next to me and I will
be like what the fuck bro. Just because I can't smell doesn't mean I just openly want
your shit particles floating near me. Oh shit. Well we are already high. So the reclaim that
we smoked was out of the cart too. That thing just rips. Holy shit that was great. I just
literally cleaned it out and put what I cleaned out back into the bowl. It's infinite weed
as far as I know. I will never have to buy wax again. Last night after I watched the
movie which we will get into in just a moment. I went down a rabbit hole on Tubi which I
never do. Were you using the rabbit? Is that where you got rabbit hole? Because that's
their AI. It's called rabbit. I have no idea. They have an AI? They have an AI and they
are actually on there today when I was looking for next week's movie. And that's how I found
next week's movie in mind. It said rabbit holes. AI rabbit holes. The most popular searches
with our AI rabbit. So and then you just use that organically the same way. You go to Tubi's
front page. I wish we were video. I'm so sorry. No. But on Tubi's front page it's absolutely
literally. Then when you hit the little search thing. Where is that over here? Well on the
app it's different. There's a little search symbol. But yeah I kind of click on there.
Well no click the actual. I guess it's not. From the front page of this website you can't
find. I don't see where it is. Maybe it's on the app. Click master. I have the Tubi app
on my. Well okay nothing. No it's not. It's on the iOS app. So click on my stuff. That's
probably where. Wow. Just type in rabbit AI up there. See what you get. That's weird.
Again people at home. I'm so sorry. Maybe it's only on iOS. But if. I don't know if I have
that on my. Yeah. No it's not on a PC. That's crazy. So in the app. Is it on your phone?
I haven't downloaded the app. I'm trying to. In the app on iOS there's literally rabbit
AI. When you hit the little search it pops up a thing that says rabbit AI. And then down
the rabbit hole was listed up there this morning. When I was on there. So. Interesting. You know
when I walk. When I open the app the whole rabbit thing pops out. Yeah that's their AI.
That's it though. Well okay. Yeah. It's rabbit AI. So just randomly. But I did go down my
own personal. You went down your own personal rabbit hole. Unassisted by AI. I hope. Yeah.
Rabbit hole. It feels like free will. But maybe it's not. Who knows. That's what I was
wondering. What did it. I watched. So. I watched this. Nineteen thirty nine. Anti marijuana
propaganda movie called marijuana with an H. So and not only. And I'm just throwing this
out there Mike. You pay attention because. I'm listening. This was a nineteen thirty
something movie Mike. And it had titties. I thought you were going to say the other
one. Which one. Oh. Reefer madness. Reefer madness. Well I've seen that one back in the
day but no this was a different. This had a. This had an engaging story. I watched it.
So it's only. It's less than an hour long. And titties Mike. Nineteen thirty. I don't
think you heard me. There's no comment. Nothing. Nineteen thirty something movie with titties
that has to. Does nothing. The history buffing you. The titty buffing you. Nothing. There's
nothing. OK. Well it was very common. It's not like it's. Unfortunately I don't know
why you think it was uncommon. The very first movies were mostly porn. But this is a pornographic
movie. This is a movie intended to I guess stop young people from doing drugs. Right.
Anyway. They it has the most. I have. I almost want to show you but it has a. There's there's
a scene. So all the kids are dancing in this club. And it has a scene where the most sketch
looking gangster looking guy at his home he walk into this bar. And they do an exchange
in the bathroom of like. Like he. He. Unscrews the bottom part of his shoe to get the drugs
out. It's like. Just a little. Probably an eighth. And they go through all this effort
just to give this dude like a few joints worth of you like might be the first stoner I've
ever known who'd never like seen or heard of Reaper Madness. I just said I watched that.
Yeah I know but that's all this is. No because you're not even letting me get into it. It's
about this girl. Who. Her sisters. Her sister's life is. Is the whole Marsha Marsha Marsha
right. So she's. Who's the middle one. Jan. Yeah. She's basically the Jan Brady in this
well to do family with a missing father figure. They don't really get into that. But she.
Is dating a boy who who at one point he just tries to rape her. Sure. She gets out of the
car real angry because he's I'm sure he smoked first. No no no no no no no no no no no no
they didn't. They didn't. There's no drugs have been involved yet. They're just two teenagers
out of the town. So just a normal Friday night. He takes her out to the. He takes her out
to Point Cliff or whatever. He tries to rape her because she says no. Right. Common back
then. Right. Really. You're really. Generalize your. You're really. Oh it's just common back.
We got it. We got to address. There's no at no point is rape OK. Ladies and gentlemen
I don't care if you're in the 1930s listening or if you're here today. But do not rape anyone.
I don't care how common it is where you live. If you live right now in a country where rape
is the common to do please. Don't. We can all agree. Don't do it. Yeah. And you're
right. The rest approves this message. So it's like half abstinence campaign half anti
drug campaign. Yeah. No because how how are you when you watch this movie. Well it was
right after guns again. So very. I got. So. I'll make this. She ends up going to a party
where a bunch of her friends everybody starts smoking weed. They're having a great time.
In fact the beginning shows the bar scene as a way worse representation of alcohol
than they ever do. We. We actually showed perfectly great. But then afterwards she's
literally taking a needle out and cartoonishly injecting her thigh with heroin everywhere
she goes. She's like I need the heroin. And she's just like doing this. She just jumped
straight to heroin. Well sort of. She. So she. So we're watching friends.
I'm sorry. No that was too soon. I'm sorry. Too soon. Way too soon. I'm sorry. Did he
come out that he was on heroin. Well I wasn't heroin but it was ketamine. Yes. Oh. When
did this get released. Yesterday. Like midnight. It was like while I was watching the movie
last night. Good Lord. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway it was way too soon. Oh we got to
stop kicking the table. I'm realizing that that's ginger on the. So don't say we. I
will stop. I just moved my leg back because I noticed that I was on there too. And it's
more political to say we the royal way the situation. We like like we need to talk louder
in general everybody. All right. OK. We do. Yeah. OK. So I'll edit this out so I don't
look like a taskmaster bitch. I'm never going to edit this out. When do I ever edit out
it. I'll say you're going to never. I've probably said some horrendous shit on this. This whole
fucking everything. OK. So anyway the point is is that she does weed. She a bunch of
her girlfriends get and I'm assuming their team they're like in high school according
to I guess what the what this movie is trying to tell me it's all black and white. They
all just get naked and run out to the beach and then a bunch of men are like hey boys
we're missing all the fun and they run out and start chasing the girls. And then one
of them drowns. Right. So it became British to that point. They're running around sort
of the girls. Yeah. A little bit a little bit. Yeah. They get back. She wants to fuck.
I think he says whoa hey no whoa hey listen I just wanted to grab your titties earlier.
I don't want to fuck. What's going on. And she's like you're no fun. And then she ends
up getting pregnant somehow. I sort of see her. Right. Yeah. OK. She becomes the big
biggest drug dealer in the country. There's this exchange where she's just like it's just
news articles of drugs killing people and drugs being bad. Well in the background it's
just her hand with progressively more jewelry on it in the background did doing different
drug trades. It's pretty well done. And then at the end she. Hold on. So she so she had
a baby. So she got pregnant before all this drug before she became the drug queenpin.
She had a she got pregnant and the drug dealer guys like well listen guys we. She's like
you can't talk. I don't know a little bit. He's like he's like now listen you're gonna
have a baby and you don't want no baby. You got to deal drugs drugs in the future. You
want money not babies. We'll give your baby to a wealthy family. Right. So then flash
forward. She notices her sister is getting married and has a child and she's like or
not. I'm not getting married but she got she's notices after she's a drug queenpin that now
she has the resources to fuck with her older sister who she hates. So she kidnaps the daughter
and then plot twist you can see coming from 10,000 miles away. It's her daughter that
she gave up for adoption. And then she gives the so she gives the girl back and then volunteers
herself in this. She literally outside of her door shoots up some heroin yet does a
little bit of heroin just gets ready walks in and dies. And that's the end of the movie.
OK. And it's great. Yeah. And then I watched the to be original. I guess it makes me not
want to smoke weed. It's wants me to drink that story. Give me a fucking headache. Yeah.
Fair enough. Not your telling of it. Just that book. Well it sounds like they took one
of the five you know two minute clips off of Briefer Madness and expanded it into a
movie. Don't stop. Yeah. I got it. What you could really do. You could go to read for
madness. What if you did do that. What if you took read for madness. You took every
one of those little scenes and made them into whole movies. I would do the one where the
girl jumps out the window. That's what I would extend to a full movie. And which what. Oh
wait. You took all the little clips. We're still in the ball. Oh yeah. Like just pulp
fiction like a whole. Yeah. Well that whole universe is like that every every half of
his movies are things you're watching. You explained it better the other day. OK. Oh
with Quentin Tarantino. Yeah. It's just it's just the idea that some of his movies are
movies that exist within the Quentin Tarantino universe. Like like John Travolta's character
in pulp fiction could go to the movie theater and watch Jango. Right. Right. But the World
War Two and Glorious Basterds is a historical event in the like the pulp fiction timeline.
That's great. But but there's movies. So universes that way like Kill Bill all of them all tied
together somehow. Yes. So Kill Bill I think is one of the ones where it's we were talking
about the other day. Yeah. I believe if I'm not wrong in the theory because it's all theory.
I don't think it's confirmed in any of it. But Kill Bill is a movie that is a is a it's
a duology in the absolutely the pulp fiction universe where Uma Thurman's character from
pulp fiction. She talks about a failed pilot of a group of girl assassins or girl like
Fem Force Five or whatever it was called. That was a failed pilot gets a reboot later
on as a gritty Kill Bill style kung fu like fan letter or whatever. So John Travolta if
he had lived like or Uma Thurman's character in that is it is Uma Thurman's character in
that group. They're the same person. Yeah. They're acting as an actor. It's just an interesting
theory. I like it. It's up there with the Pixar theory that they're all connected. They
just take place drastically hundreds of years apart. Some of them. Right. Like the Monsters
Universe takes place like thousands of years in the future after the Wally world has finished
cleaning itself and the continuity that requires the continuity that requires is so weird because
it's not even the same people working on the movies like the Pixar was really a trip with
Quentin Tarantino. You like it's one person tied it all together. You can see that the
Pixar one is like random because it would be your cartoonist doing it. And then there's
a whole different group of people write a different movie. There's a lot of Disney adults
out there. They just the creators probably just go on Reddit and read all the fan theories
and oh that's a good one. I mean I think the fans do a lot of heavy lifting. For sure.
But speaking of rabbit holes. Yeah. Anyway marijuana 20 minute. What are we smoking in
this rabbit hole. Never. Yeah. 1930 something marijuana with an H. I it was funny. It was
also gripping and you know you get it. So it was good. You would recommend to watch
it. So it wasn't good but it's better than a hair fire. Everything's better than we read
everything. It's OK. It's better than a hair fire. Well it's a better. I want to read marijuana
based on our scale of B through W. Yeah it's not a W. It's not a W. No it's like a D or
an F or whatever. If you're with some homies which I wasn't I watched it alone at three
o'clock in the morning after Guns and Kimba waiting for my sheets to dry. It's an odd
follow up that it got you from there. It's just an odd. What's that. Transition. The
transition from there to there is just odd without you. In other words were you on a
rabbit hole where it recommended things to you or were you. Yeah it was the next thing
up. It's just like. Yeah that's what's weird about it because it doesn't seem like it's
the same. No. Anything. Not genres stars you know it'll have different reasons. I think
the rabbit AI is working behind its little. No I think possibly this has to do with your
VPN. It doesn't know you. So it's not it's not recognizing what you're watching from
time to time. And it's like it's been giving me some pretty interesting recommendations
which is the one that I'm going to I'm going to recommend for the one we're going to watch.
It's the one it's interesting. I watched the first probably two or three minutes. It was
after. Was it the one next up after this. So after I watched marijuana I watched the
I watched an episode and a half of the To Be Original Doomsday Brothers which is a cartoon
it's actually pretty good. OK. It's a it's a it's an animated cartoon. Why try to do
a To Be Original last week. I can't imagine because I can't even imagine what they are.
I mean it's just what their budget is or adult animation. Family guy. You know like you know
whatever. Not family guy. More like a Rick and Morty clone if anything. I start wondering
because I know I had thought about some of these free services. I'm not really sure is
to be like a big company actually. Just it has a Sony or something like that like Crackle
Sony. Yeah. Yeah. I just wonder if we ever Google who else to really looked at what to
be is who holds to be China. So how do they have enough money in order all this free.
I know there's commercials. Fox. OK. There you go. Fox Corporation Fox. Fox. OK. Well
that makes a lot more sense than the money to do original to have all these. So it could
be like Fox shows that just didn't make it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh like we bought this and then
we decided one good enough put on airs will put on to be instead. OK. That makes a lot
more sense. I was trying to figure out where they're getting the money for all these original.
There's a lot of them. There's not only a few to be original. There's like movies like
a bunch of them. Every day we learn more and more to be a sponsor. Yeah. Exactly. We could
watch Titanic 666. Oh I'm assuming. How did you get to that. Well just type in. That's
what pops up. Yeah. Oh it's a to be original. Yeah. So I think we finished what we got.
I mean we smoked. Yeah. Is this the stuff you brought. That's the stuff Mike brought
it. OK. Start it off. No. Oh man. All right. I feel good. So that was fun. That was a good
rabbit hole. Well let's talk. I guess that's where the subject of movies. We might as well
get into it. The movie we watched. We talked about like eight other movies. Welcome to Friday
Rice Podcast with less than 12 people here. So what happens when ADD Minds. A few rabbit
holes. Unfortunately there's no one to control it. The haters are gone. So Guns Akimbo. It
came out. Guns Akimbo was the movie. Yeah. So let's start out great. Everybody thinks
good. Do you hate this movie. So not only did I drive three hours to be here I'm also
skipping seeing R.A. Shafir live at the Tempe Emperor tonight. What. Why. Come here. No.
Tell you how much I fucking hated this movie. Wow. Great. This is going to be great. I
get around to it. I hated it. It was like. It was great. The movie Crank High Voltage
and the movie Gamer and the other one. The movie Kick Ass. OK. And I put on a little
pinch of the Truman Show and just put it in a fucking blender and injected it with a heroin
syringe. OK. Yeah. With social media references edginess and just cringe. You're right. That's
what makes it great. All right. What I was. Hold on. The high point of the movie is a
crack smoking hobo that's like. Oh that was great. That was the high point. I like how
Sabine Wren is the love interest in it. Yeah. Who's Sabine Wren from the Ahsoka Show. The
lady who plays Sabine Wren. I haven't seen the show. Have you seen Rebels. No. Star Wars
Rebels. Well then. I'm sorry. I'm far not. Pete Crenn is just going. No it's just Star
Wars got ahead of me. There's too much Star Wars. I haven't caught up with it yet. It
took me a while. It took me a while to catch up to Marvel. And you know there's so much
content. I don't even know the actress's name but I was like oh that's Sabine Wren right
there. Yeah. Samara Weaving. Yeah. Samara Weaving. No no no no no. He's talking about the the
Neon Hero girl. Asian neon. Kind of Asian looking neon girl. Yeah. Not his girlfriend.
His ex girlfriend. Ex girlfriend. His actual ex girlfriend. Gotcha. You're not talking
about the chick. No not the actual protagonist or second protagonist. The other girl was
just that was just too much. She gets her fingers chopped off. She's like Friday night just got
really fucking lonely. That was a great line. My wife thought that line was the best line
ever. I sucked my clit and then just blows it all away. I was like too over the top.
Oh no no. It just reminded me of so many other movies. This is so funny. It's so funny how
you look at it though because that's so. I'll say this. I like the movie. I enjoy it. I've
seen it before. I liked it when I rewatched it last night. But you're not wrong. No you're
not wrong. But that's why I like it. Well I don't know. I don't know if that's why I
like it or if I'm just willing to ignore a lot of the faults because I like the Daniel
Radcliffe so much. Yeah. And I like the chick who played the. Because here's the thing.
See this is what I like about it. Both of those characters. What did I put? I actually
wrote down. Oh they're the. What did I tell you earlier? They're the. Oh yeah. Oh. The
wish dot com version of John Wick and Kaley Cuoco. It's like that's exactly what this
movie is. And that's why it's so great. Little parts. They know it. They know it through
the whole movie though. It's not like they ever go we're making high art here through
this movie. They're not doing that. They're chewing up scenery. They know exactly what's
going on. The director knows what's going on. The stars know what's going on. The people
in the background know what's going on. The artist doing before Marvel ever did it. The
little pop art within the scenes when he's first on. When the movie first starts. Wait
what part? Wait because this came on what 29th? Wait. Oh this is way before. No way
before it would have been Miss Marvel did it on the Miss Marvel. Did you watch Miss
Marvel? Wait Miss Marvel? Miss Marvel. The television show. Did you watch it? Yeah. No
wait no not all the way. The little pop up or the cartoon pop ups within the world. Sure
yeah. The text messages would show up on the screen. Yeah the text messages on the screen.
All the shit they did in the beginning of this movie. It did kind of have a Scott Pilgrim
vibe. Well not to the level of this though. This went full. But like you said Gamer. Gamer
did the same shit where it popped up the extra lives and all that stuff. Yeah they did all
that in his life like him seeing it within his world at the beginning of this movie.
Sure. There's not a lot of original stuff other than he has guns attached to his head.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know now that you're giving me a new light here. Here's the thing I think
Deacon Radcliffe acted the hell out of this. He did a great job. He chewed it up. It wasn't
acting he was chewing up scenery. He was doing great. Yeah that's my point that's great he's
saying that's over the top. That's the whole point. Maybe I don't understand what chewing
up scenery means because I've always thought that that just. You thought that was a bad
thing. Well not necessarily. Well sometime. No not necessarily. It depends on the context.
Chewing up scenery is where actors acting so damn hard they're picking up bits of scenery
out of their teeth for days. It's just a metaphor for an actor acting. Melodramatically overact.
That's what I've always thought. Overacting which I don't think he did. Really. No I don't
think. I guess not. I don't think he overacted. If the world is real would the guns get attached
to you like this with no real consequences and have what was the number of bullets. It
would have been impossible. It would have been up to his neck. Not really where the
where the attached magazines went to. If you're going to buy everything else in the world
then he didn't overact. But if it was in this world that was serious overacting. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. So if you buy everything in the movie which I do. Look this guy directed Lord of
the Rings the fellowship. He also it's also the same people that do John Wick. So it's
not. No he did nothing that we've seen. Okay. It's. To address your to address your your
criticism here. I. Criticism. It's the opposite. I don't think. Well I think you're saying
that he that he overacted. I disagree. I think he acted. I think he did a good job doing
what. But I get what you're saying. Like it because this is an outlandish. Well I think
that the bad guy overacted. If you were someone acting like him on the street right now you
would walk the fuck another way. That's a crazy motherfucker. That's the point though.
That's what I'm saying. It's called overacting on purpose. It's in this world it's great.
But it's not. I think we're nitpicking. Overall story. Yeah. I agree that it's kind of a mash
up of gamer. 37 other stories. Yeah. Crank high voltage. Yeah. I like I love kick ass.
All movies we love. That's the point. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. I look I'm a fan. I'm a fan
of this. I'm a fan of this movie. I like it. I think Daniel Radcliffe did great. Severa
Weeby. Is she the daughter. I knew when they gave him when he ran into that dude the Sonic
Rings popped out. That's when I knew I was going to love this fucking movie. Yeah. Everything
from that point forward. You're saying is a mash up of all that shit. But who cares.
It's just a fun ride. This movie is not meant to be an Oscar. It's just silly. It's just
silly and they know it's silly and they play it up. It's silly. And you could do it with
winks and nods all the time. That girl's lines are delivered and she was riding the fucking
camera like this is the bullshit. We know it. You know it. But isn't it fun. I mean
I'm thinking of like the way they filmed it and like the writing and everything. It just
reminded me of so many other movies I'd rather be watching. Like they have their own original
idea. It's really a comedy. It's an action comedy. Yeah. If you try and take it seriously
acting all your points are true if you take the movie seriously. But they didn't take
the movie seriously. Why would we take it seriously? We're not meant to take it seriously.
I think what it is is you have less of a suspense of disbelief than I do. Because when I watch
a movie I'm not really thinking about if it's good, it's bad, if they're over acting, if
it's cheesy or if it's whatever. I typically get into it. Well I don't either if I'm not
reviewing it. But if I'm reviewing it I kind of pay attention to what's going on. Sure.
I guess yeah. I guess maybe I don't really care much about the production value side
of it or the acting side of it because it doesn't. I'm just thinking about how it makes
you feel. Yeah yeah yeah. And when I watch this it's at no point was I bored. I like
the action. Yeah that's what I'm saying. What's to hate? I don't understand what's to hate.
I understand eh whatever about this movie. I can understand being whatever. I don't know
how you can hate this movie. It's just nothing. The scene where he gets the fuck shot out
of him at the end. Oh yeah. And then he has that hallucination that he's making out with
his girlfriend. Right. It's like almost a direct lift from the end of Crank 2. Sure.
Where the chick's on fire and he's like hallucinating the whole thing. And then he turns to it and
he says this isn't what happens in real life. I'm thinking of what I'm going to watch next.
Crank 2 High Voltage that's like way out of, they did it right though I think. As an action
movie but Crank 2 High Voltage is an action movie not a comedy. That's sort of the difference.
You have to take a lot of humor. Huh? You have to give the bomb a spin. I don't know
how I got here. Let's be there for a while. I was just being polite. Brett what do you
think? I mean I enjoyed it but like one of my first thoughts was like all of this could
have been solved by when he went to troll just using a VPN. Like half the time. That
he does it is amazing. Maybe he did but like this guy's better. This is that guy that I
see on YouTube shorts now all the time. He used to work in Blizzard. Have you seen that
guy? Yes. The long haired dude with the deep voice. I used to work in Blizzard. Here's
why I quit. His dad was the. Yeah my dad was the guy. The World of Warcraft guy wasn't
based on my dad. It is my dad. It is actually my dad. Like look he worked at the company.
He was there. He helped them. Whoever that guy is. You think VPNs will help you? They
can't block shit. Like he's just a. That's sad. Yeah if you had one of those dudes. What
are we talking about? I got fucking high. Why are we bringing that guy up? I'm so high.
Because I'm just high. That was my thought. Oh yeah. Also like the line that doesn't matter
just don't shoot yourself in the dick. I was like okay that was a good line. That would
be my first thought. Pissing all over the floor. Yeah. Doesn't matter. Don't shoot yourself
in the dick. When she first came into his apartment and was like shooting up the house
and stuff he was like can you just stop shooting my things? I was like that would be it. Or
at least the viable ones. Or at least the viable ones. Stay away from the valuable ones.
Stay away from the Final Fantasy things. Just stop shooting my shit. Why fuck copops? Yeah.
It's not. The whole movie is that way though. It's what I'm saying. And that goes back to
being a comedy. It's supposed to be funny. It is funny. Turn your brain off. If I'm looking
at this as a movie like you're saying. Why did you need it so much? It's not a Scorsese.
I'm not looking at it like that. I'm just like I wanted to. I'll give it this. I didn't
turn the movie off. I turned down the podcast. I'll finish it. I can't watch this. If that
ever happens by the way if you ever can't watch the movie you end up showing up to it.
You end up being here. The rule is to review Butterfly Effect. If you haven't seen the
movie yet. I need to watch it. That's the greatest movie I've ever made. That's what
I'm talking about. It's the go to. You should be able to review that at any point. It's
how I know you could be a friend of mine. Arthur Andy is Butterfly Effect 2. I've not
seen the second one. It's pictures instead of journals. It's just whatever. It's a different
character. It's not canon. Who plays who? Who's asking Kutcher in that one? It's just
some dude. I don't even know. It's been so long since I've seen it. I don't even know.
It's a great Julie Butterfly Effect. Every show turns into a review of the Butterfly
Effect. Oh it's Eric Lively of course. He plays Nick Larson. What has he been? Dustin
Milligan? Never heard of any of these people. Oh no. Erica Durant. She was Lois Lane in
Smallville. There you go. He's probably some soap opera guy. Known for. Oh he was in So
Weird with that Disney show. Remember? So Weird. He was also an American Poly play character
but none of us remember. Yeah okay. Sorry. Hell of a tangent. Yeah it is. But Erica Durant
is a babe. Guns of Kimbo. There were things that kept putting wind in my sails. To keep
you watching though. Okay that part was good. I'll keep watching it. Every like 10-15 minutes
something would happen and I was like where's it gonna go? Where's it gonna go? And then
rooftop on top of the villains hideout. Did not like the villain too much. No. There was
something about him that was a little too much. The cop arrested some guy so he just
burns. A little too much. He burns his children alive. Something about him was a little too
much. He burned his children. Yeah that's pretty dark. He's a good metaphor for the
whole movie. It's time. For you it's too much. Holy shit dude that's the guy from Mandy.
Oh that's how we got there. That's the weird dude that hangs out with the dude that tries
to rape and well does rape Mandy. Holy shit. He's in Harry Potter dude. What do you want?
What's he in Harry Potter? He's Andrew Alberton? No. Oh yeah he's a. Oh god this is. What are
we doing? What are we fucking doing? I'm so sorry. This is just. Yeah let's smoke weed
and talk about movies. Great idea. Guns of Kimbo. It's on Rotten Tomatoes. It has a 52%
and a 40% audience score which is a lot lower than I thought it was gonna be. But now after
I'm surprised actually. I don't know how tomato meters work. 52 is what critics rated it.
Critics are better than yeah. It's rare for an audience to be worse than critics. Because
usually this is the kind of movie critics hate and audiences love. This is kind of the
opposite which is interesting. No because they could respect what was going on. It's
just like Hardcore Henry. Oh yeah. Which is. That was also fun. That's a fun movie. Have
you ever seen Hardcore Henry? I've seen like. I didn't start his YouTube videos but I think
I saw those and then it became a movie. No it was a YouTube. I think he's right. It was
an experimental thing that the guy did and then people were like you should do a movie
and then they. Or like I think they. Some company. Yeah. Okay well here's the critic
consensus. Someone want to read that out. It's a fault which is what you're saying basically.
Guns of Kimbo may leave some viewers reaching for the kill switch but for others it's video
game style violence will have plenty of replay value. Yeah. So it feels like a video game.
It feels like a cut scene. It does feel like watching a cut scene from one of those games.
Like this movie could be interspersed within a game. I could see this movie happening in
a game. Yeah. It's that kind of. Yeah I love it. Yeah. But now I'm starting to kind of
be like. I love it. Because of this guy. The cast just said homeless man. Didn't even give
that homeless. The best part of the movie didn't even give the guy a name. Yeah. Wait.
It was just homeless man. Where? The last page you were on. I think he was DeGraves.
Yeah. Go down. Where? Oh yeah. I know this guy. He's the New Zealand. Yeah. He's the
best part. No I know who it was. But I like. But I just didn't know his name. But he. He's
great dude. When he was watching the TV. Yeah. And he's reacting genuinely to what's happening
in the movie. But it's just nothing. Oh no he had a name. Bledgman. Bledgman yeah. There
you go. Alright so let's do some ratings. Oh here's some trivia. Let's do some trivia.
Let's do some trivia. Trivia trivia trivia. Austin read this first one off for us. Samira
Weaving occasionally stayed in full Nick's costume after long days of shooting on set.
She revealed that she was frequently refused service at diners and the like because it
made people so uncomfortable. Oh that's interesting. And almost 300 people found that helpful for
some reason. Yeah. Well what. Okay. And ten guys. Ten guys were just like that did not
help me. And I think a lot of this movie might depend on your sense of humor. Because what
are you the stop hammer time thing. Is it because of age that I got all that and maybe
I get it. I have the hammer. Yeah. How much. Stop. Every time. It was just too much. Was
it just too overwhelming or. It's just they crammed way too much into it. I think they
didn't let it breathe for a second just so you could like. Oh no it was definitely frenetic.
There's no doubt. I feel like you had to be on as much cocaine as they were on. Or not
high maybe. Maybe if you're really high watching this movie it would not be that great because
it's so frenetic. It's got a little bit of uncut Jim's vibe of just like you know. I
had eight cups of coffee for this movie. Maybe I need some coffee to catch up with it. To
catch up with their speed. Right. They're running at such high speed. But individually
you take all these bits out of it and look at them and they're really good. That's what
I'm saying. So like the hammer time bit you know that was funny. That's great. But then
it's and they did it for five minutes in the damn movie. They even played the song behind
the rest of killing people for. It's just. But it's like fifty of those stuck right together
back to back to back to back to back to back to back is what this movie is. It gave me
the vibes of what's a baby driver. Some of those shooting scenes and some of the like
the. Because like they sync the music to kill. Yeah to kill. Just like whoever directed baby
runs baby driver which I'm so sorry about. He's a great director and I don't know why
I can't remember off the top of my head. But he gave me vibes. He's a great director too
but. More trivia. Some are OK the chick who played Nick's. Samara Weaving has a tattoo
the deathly hollow symbol from Harry Potter which gave Daniel Radcliffe his big break.
Eighteen people did not find that helpful. I don't understand why you would ever dislike
trivia like that. I mean if you're going to put helpful or not you're just cranking your
hog and that. Oh yeah. Nick's named her pistol kindness. It's written on the slide she literally
kills people with kindness. I was going to give you the next one but this is not. It's
the worst one Britain. The film. No it's not the New Zealand part because I thought this
movie when you start this movie out of this I'm not even sure. Is this was this an American
produced movie. I actually have that in my notes because it's all like half the stars
in her from New Zealand. They're all it's all. Well it was filmed everywhere but America.
Yeah I'm not sure who what in all the like for good. I've never heard of the production
companies at the beginning on all. Yeah I don't want to know. I want to know. Yeah it's
seem very independent. I'm going to look it up because it says that it's based on the
guy who made it based on the name the game blood from the 90s which I think really late.
Oh yeah. This is like a. It's like a doom. Maybe still a video game. No. Well it's like
all the fight scenes or what the idea of picking up a power. Let's just get copyright. You're
able to pick up. I remember the dynamite thing. You're able to pick up guns like you know
like two guns at once. Oh God. Now we're just watching silent YouTube. But anyway I remember
what the whole movie was based off of a power up in a doom clone is what the conclusion
is. Yeah. That's why it's a clone of all those other movies. Oh you. So this is what you
made. OK. Say this one because it's a long one. But the movie pays homage to dubstep
artist schism whose video for the track expert experts has a similar plot. A nerdy troll
sits in his messy room writing hateful comments as he goes through various YouTube videos
related to dubstep. Later on he gets dragged into the monitor and finds himself inside
the Internet where he has to face artists such as Skrillex and Excision. Zum. Zum Boy
and at. I think. Yes. For facing schism himself. Oh shit. That's what you. That's why we did
dubstep. Yeah. I was just I remember if they played a lot of dubstep in the movie or not.
I just trusted you on that. They had some kind of like electronic music right in between
scenes. I have the powers from he meant that was the thing I did love about the movie.
I loved all the music all the little things they did. Yeah. I have the power when she
picks up the hammer. Silly funny according side little things. Yeah. Speaking of what
you said earlier according to the director Jason Howden when reading the script the moment
that Daniel Radcliffe wanted to play Miles was the scene where Miles has to learn to
pee with his gun hands. Yeah. That's great. I think the director was then I started looking
at some of the other movies he was in shortly after this. He was trying so hard to get out
of the Harry Potter show. Yeah. It was so this is such an obvious attempt to get away from.
I'll tell you this. He did that when he did Equus on Broadway which if you're not familiar
with Equus. Yes to us but not to the world. What I'm saying is he broke the Harry Potter
mold the moment he went stark ass fucking naked for Equus on Broadway. At that point
I was like he's not Harry Potter anymore. He's just an actor. Yeah. But he's but then
he did but he did the the one where he plays a dead body washing up his shirt. What is
it? Swiss Army man. Swiss Army man. If you look at it and this just came out last year.
If you click his name I'm saying. Sorry 2019. I'm saying click his name and his choices
of roles since Harry Potter. Sure. It's very interesting to watch him pivot so hard away.
But at the same time what other roles. I'm saying it's great. At the same time what other
roles could he do that's not a pivot. No no no no. There's a lot of roles that are closer
to Harry Potter than this guy is. That's what Bum-Bum. I don't even know if he's. I think
he's just taking good roles. I don't even know if it's a conscious choice to get away
from Harry Potter because. There might be a way for him to try to close the door behind
him. It could be. So he doesn't get dragged back into doing movies like Harry Potter.
Sure. But what is even is a movie like Harry Potter. That's what like Twilight or a or
a Hunger Games type vehicle. We're talking like. Character like Harry Potter not the
movie like a wizard. Andy like a like a personality not a wizard. All right. He did Horns which
is based on a Joe Hill book which is Stephen King's son. I'm just saying it's nice to see
his pivot. It's just an interesting. It's an interesting study of an actor himself.
Yeah he's great. Yeah. And that he can play these different roles and pivot from role
to role. He's just a good actor. Did you watch the Weird Al Yankovitch story. Excellent.
No I've not. I do want to see that. He plays Weird Al Yankovitch and it is wonderful. Sounds
good. And there's a lot of. Oh and then my of course one of my absolute favorite shows
of all time is Miracle Workers. And we're talking about range. Each season of that he
plays a completely different character. In a different era even. Yeah. It's like a whole.
Yeah. So I highly recommend Miracle Workers. So. Well what do we got. Let's do let's put
let's grade this thing. Let's start. Yeah we have to start there. C minus from Austin
Farrow. That's pretty good for a movie you hate. Yeah. I'm fair. I'm fair but I'm firm.
Yeah. I mean I like it. I do like this movie quite a bit but it's. Is it like now that
we put like the thing and die hard up in the up in the B and the B plus range can I really
justify putting this in the B's. I don't think I can. I think I can go C plus. I think I
can go C plus. Austin changed my mind. I was ready to come out. Wow. I'm actually so surprised.
No it's just but Austin's got a point. It's it's doesn't give. There's no room to breathe.
It's really really frenetic like you said. It's just there's a lot going on too much
like after a war. I think it's interesting that we're saying they did exactly what they
wanted to do. They made the movie they wanted to make. They were for netting. They were
doing that. But it wasn't like they accidentally made this movie. If you don't stop dot dot
dot you'll go blind. Did exactly what it intended to do. I'm not going to give it points for
that. So isn't that the point. If you don't stop dot dot dot you'll go blind. I know that.
Accomplished its goals. Mind comp accomplished its goals. I'm not going to credit them for
achieving their goal. I'm going to credit I'm going to look at the final results and
judge it on where it stands. And in that case according to our ranking system I that's why
I have to stay C. That doesn't feel true to me to our ranking system. That's my point.
We talk about the whole reason we the bees are highest grade is for those reasons. So
this movie did what it set out to do which is be a B movie. It wasn't trying to be an
A movie. OK. How do you not reward that makes that's the whole point of this show. I can't
say it. It's a reward that. OK. Let's put it this way. Terrifier set out to do exactly
what it would. No I don't think it did. I think it did. No it did not. I think it wanted
to be. It wanted to be hated. It wanted to be an over the top gore. But it would have
had to be hated. People think terrifiers one of their favorite. Some. I go online there's
a trailer for another movie that I thought was another terrifying movie. I bet you showed
this. OK. What you just tell me you're going to defend it. So let's hear this. If you showed
a terror in a mall. You tear a fire. A fun. About baby air fryers. To prove my point if
you took a mall of people you don't know. I don't know. It's a mall in Minnesota. Midwest
is normal people. You go in there you make them scream. Terrifier. Yes. And you get a
rating from them. Yeah. One to a hundred. Fair enough. What's the number going to the
average number going to be from that audience. One hundred people in a fucking mall. Yeah.
Under sixty five. Just normal people. Yeah. Just. The same. Have a lot of those world.
A mall. You know what a mall is. Yes. They have a lot of old people that are there. Malls
are typically open during the day. And if they're open during the day you have a lot
of older people there. So it's going to skew more older. If it's going to skew more older
people. It's going to skew to the actual adult population of the United States. If we had
a family feud. Poll. Right. Of people. Which I feel like they're probably the most fair
representation of what a poll can achieve. And terrifying is what. Well I'd probably
a low score. Yeah like one or two. But there would be spikes of horror fans that would
give it. One or two out of a hundred would you say probably. One or two in that family
feud situation. That'd be one that. What are we arguing. Goes up there. So I mean I feel
like you were just saying. I'm arguing just to argue. What are we arguing here. Terrifier
did what it wanted to do. Yeah I agree. So that it wanted to turn off ninety nine percent
of people. Yeah. That was its goal. Yeah. Because it wants to get that two percent.
That love, glory, fucking shit like that to get their locks on. I'm going to say Guns
Akimbo is a B plus. OK. Your B plus Guns Akimbo. Yes because it did everything it wanted to
do. Did it all well. You can't name one thing it did. Die Hard got. Yes it's a better movie
than Die Hard for these purposes. Oh wow. Wait for what purposes. Our show. What are
your purposes of the show. Oh my god. I just get high and talk about movies and then I
give it a grade based on how I feel about it. You're you. I'm comparing it against
Terrifier. It's a B plus. And Die Hard though. Yes. All right. Die Hard is a B plus. Die
Hard was also a B plus. This movie I haven't rated it yet. Yeah we skipped over. No it's
his turn. OK. I wanted him to be the final because I wanted to balance out his C is basically
what I was thinking. If they make a sequel I think it would be better to be able to fix
what they do. Guns Akimbo. His boat determines what this grade is. So if he gives this a
B it's a B if he gives it a C it's a C. His boat now determines everything. That's a lot
of pressure. I will say I love that they left it open and did for a sequel. Yeah. Because
I would watch a sequel in this universe. Yes. I wish Nix didn't die in the end. I thought
that that was like I feel like I saw that coming a mile away. You didn't even like her.
I saw that coming a mile away and then it just he now he's just by himself and I guess
hunting down more schism people or whatever. That's what the sequel I'd want to watch.
It almost has the same in vibes as squid games. It almost has the same exact. Wow. Am I wrong?
I don't know. I'm trying to think about it. OK. Well that doesn't really ruin anything.
I'm sorry. No it doesn't. But OK. C minus C plus B plus Brendan Oberle by what do you
give it. So I thoroughly enjoyed the movie. I mean I thought it was silly. It's definitely
a turn your brain off. Just watch the movie for fun. But I give it just a solid B. That's
all I wanted. My goal was to make sure this movie did not end up with a C because it does
not deserve a C. It's a B by definition. B plus. I think that's a B minus. Yeah that's
fine. I think that's fair. Yeah I think that's a fair score. That's a fair score for this
movie. That's my point. I had to give it a B plus to get it. What did Die Hard get just
so we're not scoring a B. A B. No a solid B. It's got a solid B. It was two B pluses
and two B minuses. Some asshole. Yeah I voted a B plus. Somebody I don't know it might have
been the guy who didn't think it was Christmas movie. The Dolly Lama? Yeah he kind of ruined
it with his new. Oh wait how many minutes are we in so far? I don't know. I don't know.
I don't like looking at the other. We're a little over an hour I think. Oh let's all
take bets. I'm thinking a little over an hour. I just wanted to make sure enough time passed
before. Is this a Christmas movie? Guns and Kimbo? Is there any point that references
Christmas? No we have to debate it. Look I'm willing to give it any amount of Christmas
points. I watched it at Christmas time so it gets five points. There's no Christmas music
in it. It doesn't take place during Christmas I don't believe. There is a bearded man. I
think he had a tiny hat didn't he? No. He had a regular hat. He had a hammer. And wait
wait. Wait how long has it been? Over an hour? You said just over an hour? I said just over
an hour. I'm going just under an hour. Just over an hour. He made a reference she had
a hammer. Just under an hour. And in the Christmas movie I just watched Santa had that same kind
of a hammer. Exactly an hour. What Christmas movie did I just watch? I don't know. Oh come
on Santa Claus. No. Here's the question. Santa had a hammer like the hammer. What movie did
I just watch? The Violent Night one. That was a fun movie. I like that. That was solid.
It happened to be what we watched after this last night. That was the recommendation. My
recommendation was Merry Claus. So you said it was a Christmas movie. My recommendation
was if the recommendation next is a Christmas movie does it the movie that precedes it a
Christmas movie. Right. We're changing. The AI thought it was a Christmas movie. We're
going real hard in the paint on it. The AI thought it was a Christmas movie. That's all
I know. Alright so Guns and Kimbo gets a B minus. What did I write down? Oh so let's
get into the. You ever checked out Firelure? What? Oh yeah I did and it doesn't matter.
Well we were betting on it. It doesn't matter. It doesn't really matter. Who cares just under
it's just over. Whatever. Some people were right. So I must have been right. I did look
though. It was an important thing. So anyway let's go into the segment. What are we? Question
mark. What are we doing? What have you been doing outside of watching movies and shit?
Just a lot. I live with my grandma so I've been taking care of her. Doing a lot of door
dashing so I can pay my own bills. Trying to get more fit. Trying to exercise more.
Writing comedy? Still writing comedy. A lot of jokes come with door dash. Sure. And just
living with these two old ladies that I live with. My mom and my grandma. Oh that's fine.
The man in the house would take care of both of them. Sure. Just watching how my grandma
operates. She's just all about this Israel thing. She just wants constant updates. She
wants to do. Come put on the TV on the Israel channel. Is she from? Is she from out there?
She's just hardcore Christian. That's the birth of Jesus stuff happening here. Oh I
got it. She just wants to know what's going on in here. And it's just been constant. And
she has this whole case going on. Her husband died a couple years ago and there's this whole
fight over the money. How the hell was your grandmother? She's 74. 74. Okay. Her husband
died and all her step kids are trying to take everything he left behind from her. So she's
like, has all that going on but she's more concerned about Israel right now. Right. She's
got other shit. She won't check her email but she'll fucking watch Israel all day. Well
part of that is. Well that was a dark update. It's not really dark. It was a little dark.
It involved a dead husband. It involved updates on Israel. It involves. He was a racist piece
of shit asshole. God he's dead. He was a terrible person. My grandma is much happier now. But
yeah. I don't know if that made it better but okay. Taking care of her and writing comedy,
going around door dashing, adjusting living in a bigger city now. Okay. As an adult. I'm
sure as an adult it's weird going back to a big city. I mean I lived in Corona and Anaheim
and Yorkeland all around there but I was just a little kid. I wasn't driving around doing
anything. And then I lived in Havasu forever. It's a small town. Everything is 10 minutes
away. Sure. And I did the opposite. Now I'm living in a big city. It's like okay. Like
driving anywhere it takes an hour. Gas. Gas goes by a little quicker now. Well yeah. My
wife was talking about that the other day. We were down in Phoenix for years. And so
going across town to something was an hour. So my wife works in here, Golden Valley. Everybody's
like oh that's so far to go back and forth to work. It's like a 30 minute drive. It's
like even though it's 20 some miles. So everybody here thinks that's far. It's like no it's not.
It's 20 minutes. Yeah. It's weird how different the big city versus here is. I've never heard
the song Try That in a Small Town. Because I feel like, I don't know. It feels racist
and country. And I don't know. I've never tried it. I know it's got a lot of press but
whatever. When I do think of that I'm just like every time I go to visit my parents and
I'm getting on the freeway. It's like try that in a small town. There are no freeways.
It's a two lane road that takes you to the next city over. That takes you to the next
city. It's just yeah. Small towns man. But cool. You're just living the life. You're
just living your life. Yeah. Just hanging in there. It was good news that you have other
things to do out here besides this. Just drive three hours but this place is dying. Honestly
in my opinion it's worth it. I don't know anybody out there in surprise. I don't know
a single fucking person. So once I find a good gym to go to maybe I'll start making
some friends out there and stop just gaming online with my friends that I've been playing
with like forever. Sure. It's nice to come hang out with some actual friends. Pour those
friends that you've been gaming with forever and you're just going to throw them to the
waste side. It's nice to hang out with some people. Yeah. Just not be. And I love Havasu
even though I'm not really living there anymore. I like going through. They just shut down
Jeremy's Juke Joint. Oh yeah. So now there's just the Glitch I have to go to. Now I won't
go to any other bar that I strongly refuse. And the Glitch is an arcade bar you say with
the handball and stuff. Oh yeah. Really great place. Shout out to the Glitch. But those
guys are also buying one of the places where we first started performing at which is Finneys.
Oh shit. They bought that building. They're doing a whole 70's vibe to it. I've been in
there. I've seen it. Oh they're changing Finneys. Finneys is an opening one. No. Finneys has
been gone for a while. And these guys bought the building because the Glitch was so successful
and now they're doing a thing there that's going to be fucking amazing. I went in there
while they were still constructing. It's all 70's Steve? Yeah but it's like professionally
everything. It looks so different. It looks bigger in there. But wait. Is 70's Steve now
is that the past? It's like a. Well it's 70's. I guess we all think of like a 50's diner
though. But is that what's going to be next? Because you think of those old back in the
days. Oh it's already that. Yeah. That 70's show. That 70's show. Next to 70's 90's.
Well that's the television. No no. I mean in the real world. What I'm saying is that 70's
show took the era of 70's and made it retro. It's been history forever now. I could see
like this is the first time I've heard of a bar retrofitted to be 70's. That's what I'm
saying bars. But. Yeah instead of 50's or what usually it's 50's or 60's. 60's the
copy. All the places you go to. You even walk through the mall and there's Rockets, Burgers
and everything is like. Sure those old 50's diners yeah. It's not going to be like a Ruby's
diner or anything. But is it going to look 70's like it's going to have shag carpet?
Yeah. It's going to be modern. It's just the vibe is going to be 70's. That's what I'm
asking. I don't know. That's what I was asking. I don't know what 70's mean. Cocktail is going
to be 70's. Orange shag carpet to me. Like a lot of like orange, yellow, brown like those
colors. The colors and stuff yeah. Like an old McDonald's color. Like an old McDonald's
when you go in one of those old not updated McDonald's. Oh like an OG. That sounds like
a mean way to put it. I don't want to think about McDonald's. I thought you were going
to think it was going to be classier than an old McDonald's. You can just describe the
colors of an old McDonald's. They're going to have like big breasts, comfort. Yeah it's
just like. They're open to comedy and I would love to go back there and see that place revamped.
Yeah. Oh yeah. That place was great. 50's was good when we all played it out. Yeah I
like 50's. It's going to be called the Lighthouse Lounge. Okay. Speaking of upcoming shows
if you. I don't know when we probably haven't fucking talked about this. No we have not
on the show at all. Well except retroactively the ads. Listen if you're a fan of the show
there's been an ongoing saga of some ads that you listened to a few weeks ago. Maybe. And
those ads were totally done after this episode. Which we're going to have to do. So this is
last minute shit. This episode has to drop this week. So we have to throw these things
in. But anyway one of the ads you heard was for the upcoming Fry Price podcast live. February
16th. It's a Friday. It's going to be out here in Arizona. I can't tell you the location
but if you go to Instagram. Okay. I'll have a post that has all the info. I just don't
want to put it out on air because of some. You know we're going to be spoken in. Some
questionable. There's going to be. There's. It's going to be dope and you should come
out here. And it's we're near Laughlin so get tickets get rooms. Right. That Friday
whatever. How long you're walking stay. I've got the weekend. We'll hang out especially
if you're from California if you're one of my friends from out there. Come on out. It'll
be a lot of fun. February 16th. Fried Rice podcast live. Which is going to be following
a Mojave comedy stand up show. So you get to see me do some stand up along with Austin
over here. So excited for this. Afterwards we're going to do a live podcast. It's going
to be dope. You can see Mike in person and throw tomatoes or whatever you got to do.
If I'm still alive. If he's still alive by then you've tried everything. Are we going
to bring all the mics and have it be all the guys or just a few select people. Well. 13
people again. We don't know. We can rotate on and off stage too if there's that. Oh true.
So we can. Yeah. We can rotate on and off. That might be. Well. There's only one rule
as of as of as of right now is that the price of admission to the Fried Rice podcast. This
is my birthday show. So price of admission is a wrapped present. It could be whatever
you want to give me. I don't care. The choice is yours. If you've listened to the show you
know what I like. Wait a minute. Is it one present per person. Just so you're bringing
like a family of four. You should bring four presents. If a couple is coming in and they
get me one thing I'm OK with that. OK. I mean I'm not. Oh I'm not happy with that. I prefer
I prefer per person because I will be opening these things up on stage in front of the live
studio audience which will be filmed because we filmed season two. Starting next week probably
and anyway. So what was I doing this week. I downloaded the Final Fantasy 16 DLC. So
Final Fantasy 16 I beat earlier this year when it came out. It was dope. I really liked
it. It's a great game. And then they did a shadow drop at the video game awards. They're
like hey Final Fantasy 16 we were coming out with DLC dropped today. And I'm like oh cool.
It's ten dollars. So I'm like great. Now I'm spending ninety dollars on a game or whatever.
And it feels like a mission that just should have been in the game. Because it takes place
before the final boss. They're just like hey by the way here's more shit that you should
have just been doing the first time around. So it does feel like they're just taking a
little bit of more money out of me. But it's great. And I like it. It's such a good game.
So I don't care. Take my money. It's Square Enix. They can take all my money. Seriously.
Guys sponsor us. I'll take your money and I'll spend it on more money. That's free money
I think for you. Infinite money. Did we solve infinite money if Square Enix gives me a bunch
of money and I spend it all on Square Enix stuff and they get the money back. But at
a profit. How does that work? How does that work? Don't make us do algebra right now.
Are they just losing inventory at that point? Only if people you advertise the games for
buy the game. Buy the game. Yes. Then they get infinite money. That's to be growth. Yeah.
Alright. So everybody out there. Otherwise they're just giving you money to give. They
might as well just give you free Final Fantasy shit. Right. Yeah please. Square Enix. If
you're listening. Please do. Right. Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa. Japan is such a mighty country.
Please. Please sponsor me. Actually you know what. If you can't sponsor me just remake
Final Fantasy 8. Please. You're remaking Final Fantasy 9. You remade 7. You're talking about
remaking 10 and 10 too. No you're going to make a third 10. Like Final Fantasy 10 came
out so long ago. I was in high school. And then they made a sequel for it that a lot of
people didn't care for. Now they're making a third one that's coming out. It's an amazing
role. 20 years later. People are like. Final Fantasy 10 part 3. Final Fantasy 10. Final
Fantasy 10 2. So Final Fantasy 10 3 is what it's called. 10-3. They have 3 Final Fantasy
13s. They. I don't understand. 15 has DLC. I don't understand. 16 has DLC. I'm so lost.
All. Everything before 7 gets pixel remasters. But 8 is just. We got one remaster and that's
it. Nothing. It's just not enough. Sorry. Are they. Because I do not play this series.
Yeah. Are they the same game? No. Of course not. No. Remember what subseries are. I mean
subseries is a continuation of the same storyline. Whoa. But Final Fantasies are so drastically
different. Is this. It's three storylines every time. That's what I'm asking. Well not
every time. So how does an outsider ever understand. Or 10-3. Right. Those take place in the 10
universe. That's just 10 sequels. Is Cloud the original guy from the first. Cloud is
from 7. Cloud is 7. Not from 1. That's as far back as I can go. But Cloud is also in
Advent Children the movie. He's in the Dirge of Servus game. How is anyone supposed to
keep up with this? He's in Crisis Corps. Crisis Corps Reunion. He's in a few mobile exclusive
games that I guess are changing the whole 7 storyline. It's crazy what Star Wars is
like for you. Final Fantasy. Yeah. Basically. Okay. Star. So 9. So 9 has. They're different
universes though. Almost like Star Wars canon versus non-canon. Yeah. Wait no no they're
nothing like Star Wars. They're. Final Fantasy 9 is a bunch of weird half human half like
they're just. No I don't think they're like Star Wars. I just meant the storylines. We're
trying to figure out how the story. Well I'm going to tell you. Final Fantasy 9 is like
fantasy. It's like old. Can you tell me the way I can follow possibly. I'm telling you
right fucking down. If you let me fucking tell you. Follow you. Final Fantasy 7. I'm
just going to start there. Because the ones before that. Why don't we start at 1. Fine.
Let's start at 1 Michael. Let's start at 1 Mike. Let's start all the way to fucking
beginning. In the 80s a company called Square Soft. Was having trouble surviving as a company
so they decided to make a game. Right. As their final. Good after. Yeah. Yeah. I don't
need the tajam of that. I just need to know. Storylines. They're not tied together. The
first one is. The Warriors of Light need to fix crystals in order to save planet. It's
Japanese exclusive. The second one. Similar story. The third one. Kind of similar story.
Then after that I think it gets to like. Now there's one where it's like a bunch of knights
are trying to help their kingdom. All right. So the next one is. Something else that's
also fantasy related. But they're different stories with different characters and shit.
But then after that. Six seven eight. That's when shit gets so drastically different. That's
when we can start talking about it. So six. Is like a post apocalyptic future where magic
is banned in the back of the day. You play as a chick who has magic. In seven you play
as a mercenary soldier who joins up with a bunch of terrorists to try to take down the
fucking government. In eight you play a kid mercenary part of a school of soldiers who's
helping. In nine it goes back to fantasy where you're now like swords and daggers and music
stuff. I'm not stopping. In ten. It's sort of a futuristic thing. The big peel is that
it involves a game called Blitzball. Ten two. It's got dress sphere system where the girls
can change in different outfits depicting what they're going to play as class wise.
In eleven. Wait what was that ten? So in eleven they went with the. No eleven was online.
I just already said it was the dress spheres. You're not paying attention. Eleven was online
only. It's basically an MMO wow style. Who gives a shit. Twelve was less about the characters
themselves and more about the war of the story. I would say that the world itself was the
main character. You play as a myriad of different people. It's underrated but it's great and
I like the system of gambits that they included. In thirteen it's futuristic. You play as a
chick named Lightning. In thirteen two and thirteen three I haven't played but I'm assuming
it's more lightning shit. In fourteen it's another online game. Who gives a shit. Fifteen
is you're. It's basically the bros going on a road trip around the country just doing
stuff. That's what I want to play. Yeah and it's great and I love it. In sixteen recently
it's back to the core. It is fantasy. You have a sword a big ass sword. You're walking
around with some chicks some dudes. You've got magic. It's fucking awesome. They bring
back all the classic monsters from the series. So the monsters carry over. There are elements.
The magics carry over. But the worlds are different. The continents are different. The
characters are different. The timelines are different. I think I've explained it. It's
like American history. It's like American horror story. That's what I should have said.
So it's not. Sometimes you play as Yoshi. No I never play as Yoshi. But you're always
trying to save the princess. My question is. No you're not always trying to save the princess.
In seven you're a mercenary joining a terrorist organization to take down the government right.
So they're just different games. That whole description of all the games you just did
I guess like pictured like an ego raptor like animation happening. Yeah I wish we had the
money for that. What a great clip to cut out and then do YouTube with all the different
ones. It gives a shit. It's just like covering the game. It's not like Metal Gear Solid 1
2 3 or whatever. Those are all snake or snake clones or snake originals. But it's all in
that. These are so different. Although so now you have Final Fantasy 7 which came out
in the 90s. And now you have Final Fantasy 7 remake which took the very first part of
Final Fantasy 7 and stretched it into an entire triple A brand new remade game. So now we
have the sequel to that game coming out soon. So Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth comes out in a
couple of months which is going to take the next part of the game because Final Fantasy
7 was a big game. It had four discs or three discs. So you had to like switch it over.
It's a lot of content. But they're stretching it out. So the next one I am so excited for
because there's a place called the Golden Saucer. This is a little fucking tangent. Someone
needs to stop. I was waiting to stop yourself and I was going to say and Square Enix. We
are accepting. If you'd like to sponsor us Square Enix. Square Enix please sponsor us.
I'm a huge Final Fantasy nerd. But I have been playing the DLC. It's pretty great. It's
introducing new characters and a whole new summon or like a whole new big monster. So
that's your what are we doing is the Final Fantasy world basically. I was playing the
DLC to the most recent game. And mine was going to be this week. It's interesting because
in real world we're at Christmas time now in our world. Yeah Christmas is in like a week.
Nine days. Yeah. But so like I said what the IEI is watching and switching me to that movie
the other day I watched I had not seen Violent Night. You didn't watch it last year with
Akiba. No I watched the other day. I watched it last night. The kid watches his parents
get killed by a Santa and he becomes a Sonic. And then David Harbor. No no that's the other
one. There's two. No that's another one. You're thinking of Fat Man. No Deadly Night I think
it's called. No that's another one. Maybe you're thinking of a different one then. But
Fat Man is another one that's the same in 2020. Santa Murders. Yeah. Yeah Santa Murders.
But so is this one really kind of. I prefer Fat Man over. Do you really? All other Santa
Violent. I haven't seen Fat Man yet. You haven't seen Fat Man yet. No we saw this one. That's
the next one. After this one that's in my TV for tonight. I'm watching Fat Man tonight.
We were talking about what we were talking about. So it's Violent Night last night after
this. After Guns and Kimbo. We watched Violent Night. That's what it recommended. Because
Guns and Kimbo is a Christmas movie. So it's like. According to the AI. Right. So now we're
going to watch Fat Man tonight. So what I'm doing now is watching Fat Man tonight after
Violent Night last night to compare the two back to back. It's going to be interesting
because they look like the same movie. From the. So different. From what you see in the
AI. You've seen both right Brendan? I haven't seen Violent Night. Oh. Yeah. Violent Night
is actually Guns and Kimbo. I haven't seen either. And I know why they recommended it
after watching it back to back because it has some of the same humor as Guns and Kimbo.
Violent Night does. Violent Night does. Fat Man is. Less funny. I'm not going to say it
or. I'm watching it tonight. We are. We're watching it tonight. It is what it is. It's
what it is. But Violent Night is actually fun. That's a funny movie. Yeah. It's violent
and funny and it is what it says. Anyone read any good books lately? Or the good book? No
that was the last one. I don't want to hear about that. I received a Star Wars book from
Sean Perry. Oh. Nice. Actually a few of them. The Book of the Sith. The Book of the Jedi.
Have you cracked them open? Not yet. No. He also gave me a Dark Plagian book so I'm thinking
of starting with that. Okay. Nice. I'm finishing up Tommy Knockers. I'm on the last few chapters.
I'm actually going to re-read that because I don't even. You were describing it the other
day and I hadn't read it in years. It's so. I need to go back. It's middle of the road
for me as far as Stephen King books. Well no I'm concerned that what you did is starting
maybe going back and doing Stephen King from beginning to end. If I can keep. If I don't
get too mad I kind of stop with King. Yeah you really hate his endings. I really hate
his endings. I don't care about his endings. I just like his books. I know. It's just style.
It's a style. He's a great writer. You get to the end. If you don't want to know what
happened he wants you to make your own conclusion. Whatever. It's a style. I get it. I kind of
want him to tell me what happened. I like a good open ending. But in movies it makes
me crazy too. Sure. That's why they always change the endings and stuff for him. But
I would put Tommy Knockers middle of the road as far as Stephen King books go. Because I've
read now probably. I have to do the math. But it's a lot. And he's done 78 books. And
of that 78 I'm over half for sure. But do you go back? Are you going in any kind of
order? I'm going in order of what I want to read the most. Which is the worst order to
go in because now I'm getting further and further away from the ones I knew that I was
going to love. And now I'm getting closer and closer to the ones where I'm just like
I don't know if I want to read them all. Why don't you go do some research and figure out
I don't even know what the best way to read is. Did you read the one where the cell phones
are killing people? Yes. Is that a good one? I liked it. That's a good book. My grandma
had a whole collection of Stephen King novels. And I saw that one. The cell. That's called
the cell. I think cell. Just cell. I liked cell. Can we get the Final Fantasy breakdown
of it? Yeah. So John Cusack and Samuel Jackson. There is a movie. But almost when he writes
do you think when he's writing, because when you see the movie and you read his book it's
all in to get the characters out of your head. Do you think he's got people in mind when
he's writing? Maybe. Sometimes. I was writing a book. Sometimes. I think he's fishing. With
the book. I'm sure he knows a bunch of actors who probably read his books. And they're like
oh, if he says he's going to make that movie I want to be this character just to see who
he can get to bite. Yeah, but they're going to make a movie off of his shit if he makes
some shit. His most recent thing I think is already Fairy Tail got picked up for a movie
adaptation. And I think that's an awesome fucking book. Yeah, I don't even really know
how those deals work. If he's on a deal where every book is just automatically a movie.
Somebody's got pre-writes just to everything. I don't know. He's so rich now who knows what
his deal is. I'd love to meet him. I think he's the answer to if I could have dinner
with any living or dead famous person. Who is he? Stephen King? Right before his accident
and I would warn him about it. And then he would reward me by letting me help him co-write
some books. And I would tell him prior to writing it I would be like eliminate the child
orgy party. Everyone is going to think you're a fucking a little bit weird for throwing
that in. We're going to forgive you because you give us so much good shit after. But the
orgy thing with the children is a weird choice Mr. King. I'm so sorry. And then I would tell
him to maybe tone it down a little bit for Dark Tower. Just give us five books instead
of seven. I don't know. That was a waste. Not a waste because I do like the Dark Tower
books. But still the question. So in other words if I want to go back and read I'm saying
do I want to go all the way back to old days before pen name days. What you want to do
the only thing I'd recommend. Or do I want to start Dark Tower series because it's so
interspersed into it. Do I want to read them in a row? You save Dark Tower to the very
end. So you skip it as they come because they come out weirdly. No. Well you don't skip
anything. You just save Dark Tower. Right. Oh sure. Yeah. If you're going in order I
guess. But yeah if you're going to read everything save Dark Tower because he does so many references
to his own shit. Brendan what do you do this week? I've been reading Green Eggs in Hand
by Heart. I'm a very hungry caterpillar. Okay. Multiple times tonight. Okay you've gotten
through. It's a good reread. My four year old knows. He almost knows Green Eggs in Hand
by Heart but he knows Very Hungry Caterpillar every page. He recites it word for word. I
much rather him know that one. That's a rainbow fish next. Probably. So for a four year old
is it like they just like the repetition? Yeah. He loves the repetition. You don't make
up stories for him? Is he not into that? I do but he won't follow him as much. He can't
follow you. It's close. What did he think of Guns N' Kimbo? That one he did not watch.
Yeah no actually he's been what's his kick right now? Batman. He's been obsessed with
Batman. Going back and forth on which one. The last one I watched was Batman and Robin.
That seems to be his favorite one. Okay. Who's the villain? Is that Ivy? Maybe it's Batman
66. He said he liked that one. He says he's watched Batman 66. The old Batman? The old
TV series? No no no. So the guy who played Robin ran a dog rescue in Norco California
called Gentle Giants. We went there to go get a dog. I got to meet him. Bird Ward? Yeah.
Is it Bird Ward? That is his name. That's a good boy. He did not age well. The nastiest
people were flip flops. But he sold us a dog and that dog had worms. And so we gave it
back. That's my story about Bird Ward. You gave back the dog instead of just getting
the worms. He said the dog's fine. My parents were just pissed that he lied to us. Oh. He
said he's dead now? I don't know if he's dead now. He was the you know that him and Adam
West were the inspiration for very obviously in Spongebob. The Captain Mermaid. Oh yeah
Barnacle Boy. Is it Captain Mermaid? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. There we go. Fuck I knew
that was wrong. That wasn't really a Spongebob guy. I like that. Day one I'm a day one Spongebobber.
I fell off though. I know there's like new ones. I haven't seen any of the new movies
or anything. I mean I am pushing 30 so maybe I shouldn't be seeing those but. I've seen
some of them. I have kids. They weren't bad. I like the cussing episode where they find
a swear word and then they think it's a sentence enhancer and they start using it everywhere
and they keep bleeping it out. It's just like. Kind of what kids do. I love it. Having older
kids and having lived through growing kids up it's interesting to watch them. There's
a phase they go through when they get to about 12 where they do start just replacing random
words with swear words. Sure. The other day I was in the bathroom and my wife like left
and my kids were out in the other room and all I hear is my four year old what the fuck
is going on. Oh really. Yeah. Yeah. They do it. They like the way shit sounds. They don't
know what it means. They do right away. I called them in and they're like what are you
doing? Come here. What did you say? And he's like I didn't say anything. You know what
you said. You don't say that. And he's like well can I say this? And I'm like yeah. That's
fine but don't say that. You know that stern with them. You leave the bathroom like what
the fuck. What's wrong with that kid? It's sore not to laugh though. It's sore to discipline
them when they do shit like that because it's so fucking funny. I had so much trouble with
my kids. They'd go like this like that or whatever. You go in a discipline. You start
laughing. You're trying not to laugh while you're trying to get them in trouble. You're
grounded. You can't. They usually sound similar to like my wife when they say stuff. Yeah.
But that one didn't and I was kind of like trying to figure out where it came from and
like the next night or whatever I had been falling asleep to Trailer Park Boys on Netflix
and it just keeps auto playing. And he gets up and earlier. He's like a parrot. Yeah.
And so I'm hearing one of the characters just say what the fuck. I'm like ah okay. I can't
fall asleep to this no more. The earliest recordings of my childhood swearing were as far as preschool.
I have three letters that were written home to my parents when I was in fucking preschool.
The first one is just not awesome. He's a swear word when he gets angry. Please talk
to him about this. Next one. Austin was it was nap time and Austin kept playing with
this stuffed animal. Probably my Barney doll. Yeah. I took it away from him and he said
he called me a fucker head. Actually the teacher actually wrote a fucker. I have the letters
too. Yeah. And then the third one was lunchtime was over and Austin was still eating his chips
so I took them away. He says I don't like you you mom fucker. Little quotations. I'm
sure I'm going to get some letters like that. It was such bullshit. You took my Barney doll
away and my chips away. Don't fuck with my chips and don't fuck with my Barney. You won't
get called names. Yeah. Fifth grade I answered the phone of my teacher Mr. I'll just call
Mr. A. And I didn't know that he was a married man that his wife was another teacher here.
And so I answered the phone. I was just trying to be funny and it was a bad call. But I was
like it was another teacher. Like can I talk to Mr. A. I was like all right Mr. A. it's
your woman. And everyone was like OK. And then he answers the phone. He's like hey babe.
And then it's another teacher that wasn't his wife. And she was just like excuse me. He
got so bad. So I got sent to the principal's box. Immediately it was a bad call. My principal
so I got suspended in kindergarten. I got suspended in fifth grade. I got in fifth grade
my principal had to have a like a standing like meeting with me at some point for like
the last few months of fifth or sixth grade. She's like after lunch you got to come in
here for at least 10 15 minutes. We got to talk. I just got to make sure you're not fucking
shit up. I got to make sure that you're not causing trouble. I got to talk to you. Pick
your brain. See what you know like what's going on. And I think it's probably helpful
to a degree. Were you just really high energy? I don't know. I was just a shit head. But
were you high energy as in you were A.D.V. hyper. I had no idea. I think it was just
I just did bad things all the time. One time we had a substitute teacher and we had my
teacher used to reward us with caramel apple pops. Those really good caramel apple pops
and I love them. And she was on she left one day and the substitute came in and we were
doing arts and crafts and I was like hey the good markers are in the cabinet over there.
You mind if I go get them? And he's like yeah that's fine. We're not really supposed to
be in the cabinet when the teacher's there. And I went over to the cabinet and I opened
it up and I see the caramel apple pops box and I took the whole box. And I went outside
at recess and I started giving them to all my friends telling people to stay quiet about
it. You're a Robin Hood. I was robbing my teacher. She bought those with her shitty
salary. As an adult you realize Andy a teacher makes like eight dollars an hour. I got sold
out within five or six minutes. Maybe ten. I had a proctor come up to me and she's like
Andy if what I'm hearing is true I am so disappointed. What Harry Potter school did you go to? What
the fuck a proctor? What do you call a yard aid? What the fuck is a yard aid? A person
that's a supervisor? What did you call the adult? You see recess? I had recess at school
but it was just teachers out there. There's no other people. Are you saying? No I have
not. So you're saying in your schools there were other people not just teachers? I mean
there were teacher aides. We had teacher aides and teachers. We didn't have anybody called
a proctor. Sounds like you go to a butthole doctor. Or hall monitors. Is that a butthole
doctor? It's not a butthole doctor. It's a proctologist right? What's the difference
between a proctor and a proctologist? What happened to you at that school? Why do they
have things named after assholes in your school? What's a proctor? That's what we called them
too when I was in elementary school. I don't even know what that is. Your guys' school
didn't have a proctologist? Did you hear the responses? I've had proctors in every school.
I think I've heard it in relation to like colleges but not in grade school. It's just
people that work at the school. They watch recess and stuff. That's a great word but
I've never heard it used. Sometimes it's the gym teacher. That's typically a proctor. But
I mean that was our coach or whatever. I've never heard the term proctor. I've never
heard any of them proctor whatever. I didn't say proctor Michael. I said Mr. Edwards or
Miss Mike or Coach or whatever. So a coach and a proctor would be the same thing. It's
just a language term. They were just an adult figure to watch the kids. No because they
weren't all coaches. No but a coach, a lunch lady would be a proctor. Anyone that works
at the school who's not a teacher. Basically an adult. But there was also people that were
hired just to be proctors. Yeah like a lunch lady. Just to be proctors. But what the fuck
is that job? Just to watch recess, watch lunch, be out there on the field. It's like a security
guard. Yeah it's probably like a parent. Like now we have a security guard. My school they
have a security guard. But they weren't security. It was like Carrie from our work being hired
to go work at a recess at an elementary school to watch kids and make sure they don't get
trapped. Like a school crossing guard would be a proctor too. Yeah. There's a really hard
concept for you. I just never heard of it before. Like a school aid. Like a yard aid.
Like you said. What did you call yours? It sounded like a Harry Potter term to me. I don't
know. It's for an adult to just be like why the fuck are all these kids walking around
with lollipops? Like where do they all get these candy? I just want to know what, I really
want to know the Latin and none of us I guess are smart enough to answer this for me. But
I want to know. What the word means? Because of proctology being so gross. I want to know.
I want to break down that word. But that's just you always thinking about buttholes.
Is that what it is? A person who monitors students during examination. Yeah that's not even fucking
close to what you described. It's very close to what I described. I've heard of proctoring
a test like in the college. That's what I said. I've heard of it in college. I got the Roman
administrator of a province or manager of a state. The word basically means looking
after someone on behalf of someone else. Yeah. So there's test proctors but then. I just
had no idea what it meant. Also I got asked to go out there for tests. So someone who
monitors students. Yeah look. So that's exactly what it is a proctor. We had one that I feel
like followed us. Followed me from elementary to. Oh see in the British look it's different
from American and British. That's okay. See I'd only heard of it as British. Which British
an officer at a university. That's how I'd heard it used like Harry Potter. A proctor.
To me it was different. And I'm like out of your school have a fucking proctor. Do what
you think British people say proctor is again. I want to hear what your whatever the fuck
your brain thinks British people sound like. Let's hear that again. Proctor. Proctor. No.
There's a lot of different names for it like in the game bully they were called prefects.
Yeah. No I've just I'd always heard it in that British like term the definition. Well
anyway the one that found me. That they were after after disseminating all of these stolen
goods to my classmates and friends the ones that didn't get any I think ratted me out
because I think I made a point to be like fuck you Becky or something you know. You
don't get a car and lapel bob because of whatever. Because she's techy right. So anyway the P.E.
teacher someone I liked she came up and she was like Andy if what I'm hearing is true
I'm so disappointed in you. And I was like I knew I got caught I was like what's that
and she's like did you steal. And I was like what. She's like did you steal some lollipops.
And I was like. And I went to the principal's office and it was a big deal. I was that was
almost the time I got suspended for the first time but it. That's when I was on thin thin
ice and then I did some bullshit like a week later with my friend. My accomplice. We got
pulled into the into the principal's office she's like if I see you guys in here again.
I'm going to suspend you I don't even care what it's for. And if you're here and sure
bringing us donations for the poor we don't share shit one week later maybe several days
later. Even I had a fist fight about some toy. We're 10 and. Yeah we got suspended for
a week. I was wondering was it was awesome. Yeah I was wondering about that. But yeah
thanks. I got suspended all the time I never saw some high school dude they would be like
you don't come back for three days. OK well no I still get you with the school suspension
I guess. Oh that one sucks. That one sucks. But out of school. You make you write an entire
copy of the rules or something. No no no the trick to I.S.S. if you're listening kids.
Well if you're listening this is a weed related show. Go ask a parent if this is all right.
Yes. And don't get I.S.S. Don't get I.S.S. But if you are an I.S.S. the trick is bring
a book that you've been meaning to read and tell them tell every teacher that comes through
that you're working on a book report. I spent so many days in I.S.S. just reading Stephen
King's I read insomnia I read. This is your book report on. I never get a book report
on any of them. I think I skipped book reports to just book reports. I can't calculate the
radius of the sphere but I can tell you everything that happens in every Stephen King book. And
then final fantasy. The interesting thing about about Cujo is what he so Stephen King
was a was a drug addict slash alcoholic and he went to his his thinking cabin or like
the place that he went to to write. And he went on a fucking bender just to a coke out
of his fucking mind. Two or three days later he kind of comes out of it. Fully done Cujo
in the script. Just the book is completed. He has no recollection no recollection of
writing it looks like. Yeah. And so he hates that book for that reason because he's like
I love the process of writing. I love the you know I think about it and that book means
nothing to me because I don't remember because I just didn't remember writing it. Just interesting
that like yeah he's that talented that in his sleep basically right. It feels like he
is right best selling book. It's cool. I wish I was that. I wish yeah. Everybody was which
I am because I mean this podcast is fucking dope super talented thing to do. So I'm video
gaming. You're just a violent by watching violent Christmas movies. Did you finish what
you were going to say. I've also been playing cyberpunk but that's just kind of you know
they fix it a little bit. It's still a little glitchy here and there but it's I mean I've
enjoyed it all the way through. I mean just this one. Yes. Like what's your cell phone.
Once they once they did the first like big patch they made it actually playable and then
being on PS5 actually made it playable as well. Not just a bunch of dildos everywhere.
Yeah. Dogs everywhere. But like when they first brought out the new DLC the Phantom
Liberty. Yeah. It came out like the old glitches came back with it. And so like you would get
to a place and then people would kind of half load or their eyeballs would just load without
a head and it was just kind of weird. But they fixed that so they made it playable again.
OK. But it's yeah. Just been takes time. Battlefield 20 42 still broken. Yeah. Yeah. I go back
to that. What did that come out. 21. Yeah. Yeah. Oh it's a more recent one. It's the
most recent one. Is there a slowly fixed certain things. There was a bunch of glitches that
kept happening where your character looked like a golden eye character. Is there really
any reason to continue those enough people still to make enough money. The whole Call
of Duty thing is so well that's battlefield. Sorry. Battlefield is good. Call of Duty is
just trash now. Yeah but it's still one of the biggest IPs out there. Yeah. I prefer
that. I've always heard about the battlefield 1942. I remember I I bet battlefield 1942
caused a small business to collapse back in the heyday of those little cyber cafes where
people would just install 40 pretty high end computers and install a bunch of games and
you would go in and you'd pay three dollars an hour to go like game with your friends
and stuff. I remember when those first like when those first first came out we had to
go to the mall and go to the Wizards Wizards of the coast and they had like five or six
computers and it was like ten dollars an hour and I remember only being able to play half
life like which is fun but half life deathmatch like online or online or land whatever. But
flash forward we were at a place where Counter Strike was just the thing. It was like when
Counter Strike first came out it was Counter Strike and Warcraft 3 is what we probably
played you know against each other but then battlefield 1942 came out and the computers
at this place couldn't run it. So we got a new place down the road opened up that could
and we just totally abandoned that fucking place. Went to this new one. All of us like
I feel like everybody did. And then we just that place disappeared a new one opened in
a place with a better system and we left that place and that was the like if you were just
the new one that opened up. That was the competition with the newest system. Cause they had the
newest computer system. And they were but it was cutthroat. Cause there was like a basically
two locations where you would find one of these and they were always trying to outdo
the other one. Do you wonder if it was the same people like. No. Oh they get behind it
like they just rotate back and forth. Probably just have one people in the cafe. Just get
one yeah. It was obsolete they burned it down. Yeah. I know that my friend of mine at the
time he used to clean their bathrooms and mop and like sweep and do all sorts of stuff
for hours at PC time. Cause he. Oh ok he's trade worker. Cause this is like junior high
so he didn't have an income. So he had to if he wanted to play with us he had to do
that. And he hustled man. He hustled and I think the deal was fair. Because what were
they losing? Nothing. So I think like the deal was pretty fair. Like I think he got
reasonable. Almost unlimited I feel like. Yeah. He cleaned the bathroom he pretty much
played whatever he wanted. It's like hey man clean it up you got a pass. I used that same
place to they had to for some reason put DVD burners on their fucking or CD burners on
their disk drives or whatever. So I just installed torrent. He started fucking that one. Line
wire or some shit on their computers and I would just download. You just live wire. Yeah
and I would just download that shit. Virus after virus. Burn myself CDs go to school.
It's awesome dude yeah. Back in the early 2000's I don't even think you can get at
me at this point. And I don't even stay in the bands. And it was so long ago and I've
never done anything close to this. I'm pretty sure they're not listening. Yeah no one's
listening. Everyone's listening. Well that was a fun trip down whatever the fuck we were
doing right now. I'm so sorry. Anyway that's the what are we section. Doo doo doo music.
Recommendations. Yeah oh shit yeah fuck this has been going on. We're almost at two hours.
Recommendations. Oh yeah so I'll go first. I'm actually super excited about this. I guess
you had something you were excited about because it was AI or whatever is telling you. It's
this one. It's called The Wave. Sorry I'll pause it. We're looking at Justin Long. Donald
Faison from Scrubs. I love Justin Long yeah. So it's when an insurance lawyer goes out
on the town with his friend to celebrate a promotion. He's dosed with a hallucinogen that
changes his life forever. The opening two minutes of this movie is just one of those just like
drug trippy kind of like whoa. And I'll show you after we do this because I don't want
to copyright it but it looks good. I like him. It's recent. It's 2020. It's sci fi.
It's going to be a drug fueled whatever. That's my vote or my pitch. Austin. I vote the jackal.
The jackal here. With Bruce Willis. 1997 Bruce Willis. Richard Gier. Jack Blackson there.
Hell yeah I love the jackal. An engaging suspense thriller about a ruthless assassin hired to
eliminate a powerful high ranking official in the US government. That is a I remember
the look of Bruce Willis in this movie as being awesome. And he's the bad guy too so
that's Bruce Willis. I remember that gun. It checks out. Very cool. Alright Michael.
Oh. We were. Brandon. My movie is a man in his 30s travels to a remote cabin to reconnect
with his estranged father. It's starring. That's the title. No. That's just the description
of the movie. What movie is it? It's got Elijah Wood. Can you tell us the name? It's called
Come to Daddy. Oh my god. I'm not even kidding you. Now I know why you said it in that order.
That was the other one I had on my. You just didn't want to say that when we were having
a recording. Now we can just play that back over and over and over again. What's the title
again? Come to Daddy. Oh wow. Say it like you mean it. Say it one more time. Come to
Daddy. You're welcome. Oh you're welcome whoever's out there. Everyone wants to make a super
cut. All of our Brandon stands or whatever. Make us a super cut. Come to Daddy. Alright.
So that was on my list too. I know I want people to get turned on by me. So we have
the wave, the jackal, Come to Daddy and. I almost don't want to do one now. But we've
been, John Carpenter seems to be a go to for us. So my next recommendation on there was
Assault on Precinct 13. That's a good one. 2005 or 1976? 1976 I think. Yeah, the PL5
one's good too. Cops need the criminals to survive. They're going to become the target
of a deadly street gang. Which I guess sounds like the street gang's taking over. And then
other street gang helps the cops maybe. I'm not sure. It's like cops and a gang versus
another gang. Is that Morpheus? Yeah. Would that one be, should we watch both of those
if that gets fixed? If we did that we might should if there's two. Oh sorry. I didn't
even know there were two. Sorry the 05 one is Ethan Hawke. I've seen this one. Yeah but
it's like it's, I think it's, oh and I think it's, oh sorry New Year's Eve. So are we going
to, we could count this as a Christmas movie technically because it does take place. Cause
New Year's Eve? New Year's Eve. I count that the period of Christmas to New Year's Day
as Christmas week right? Is that both of them? Is the movie the same? Is it a literal remake?
Is the other movie also on Christmas Eve? Oh I don't know. 1976 for example. But this
is a bunch of, yeah they need, the cops need their help to stop a much bigger threat. Right.
Like, yeah. Are both the same? Are they the same, they're both gangsters? Yeah let's look
at the original. Yeah that's what I'm saying. The original. A highway patrol officer, two
criminals and a station secretary defend a defunct precinct against, yeah bloodthirsty
street gangs. So it looks the same but from less people? I don't know. That looks like
four people versus the other one there was already like six of them. So I mean, just
John Carpenter we've been, you know. Okay well those are our choices. So we have. This is
the version that you're picking or? Well I had the 1976 version, yes is what I had. I
don't know about, I didn't know about the other version. Okay. So no I had this version.
Well then that's what you picked. Yeah. 1976. So, but I like your idea that if we do that
we have to watch both. That's dangerous ground about maybe watching the. I know. But we may
have the break here we were talking about before also. That would be some interesting
ratings. We might have a couple weeks to get that done. Well let's see what happens. So
let's do some voting. If you want to vote for the jackal raise your hand. Alright. I
feel like we could do multiple votes but what a shame. So the jackal's off the table sorry.
Come to daddy. Yeah that's the one you picked. Automatic. I automatically gave him his too.
Well I mean okay fine he didn't even vote for his so I guess you're one ahead of yours
about his. I feel like that sucked my own dick in voting for my own movie. Alright assaults
on pre-seat 13. I like that one. I like the idea of watching both movies. I don't like
that's not enough for me of a reason. Or the wave. I'm going to vote for the wave. I think
this one looks awesome. I think it's a change up of what we normally do. Anyone with me?
I'm going to try and say I vote. So we're tied right now at assault on precinct and the wave.
So let's do a coin flip. I think that's fair. Oh wait we can use both our votes for one?
Yeah it's already passed. I don't want to lose. I need some sort of thing to flip. He wants
it to be my random jack. I need a thing to flip. A quarter? I don't think I have any
choice. I have coins. I'm in my own home. Who thought the hardest part of this? Fried
rice coin would be great. I'll let you call it assault on precinct. It's a quarter. Call
it in the air I guess. And I'm going to catch it and flip it on my own. Okay. Hits. We are
watching. Call it Austin. Assault on precincts. Both movies. Both movies. Both movies. On
specific order. Just so we can compare what we're talking about. We're going to watch
them both. It's obviously just to know what the. Double feature. Double feature of what
they're both. I'll just have to watch. Assault on precincts. So they're both on there. Nope.
The 76 one is. Well no they both must be. Nope. Just the 76 one. Pull it up a second
ago. I pulled up the Google on it. Google has results on it still. That's the IMDB.
Okay so click the IMDB page. Okay so it's on. It's on. It's on nothing. Let's see if
it's streaming anywhere. So we might only get to watch the 1976 version. But we have
a few weeks to see what happens. Yeah. Well. And they seem to change them from time to
time. Alright well we're going to watch the 1976 assault on precinct 13 directed and written
by John Carpenter starring Austin Stoker and Darwin. Have they been in anyone else's Austin
Stoker. No you know what. We'll figure that all out next time. Great. It was your coin.
It was. Oh wait we need something to end on. Some music. Shit. I wasn't prepared. Okay
well anyway. You were prepared and then you chose to be on the podcast. Yeah yeah yeah
don't even worry about it. This is how it's done everybody. Copyright. Free. Music. No
you're fine. You don't have to have it for the birds. Exactly. We'll do video at some
point. I'm just going to pick one. If it's always next week. Or dubstep. Copyright free.
Here we go. Alright everybody. One hour of it so we can have a one hour out. I'm not
going to do one. I'll do the whole thing. Walk the crowd Andy. I already have. I already
have. I hate this one. Hold on. I want anything other than I just know I'm sorry I was just
concentrating on how fucking terrible it was. I'm not going to walk the crowd. Okay fine
we're going to end it on a weird. A weird. Cynthia. 80's note. I don't know I got pretty
high at the end there because we smoked a Durbin poison baby jeter. Along with like
I don't know how many holes but. That's so weird. You know what no. Is this going to
be the commercial buyout. No I want underwater. We do have to do that shit. Alright we're
going to do underwater jungle D&B. Yeah baby here we go. Here we go. Hold my hand. Well
I chose the right spot. Okay well neither one of them held my hand. That was a real
let down. We did that at Thanksgiving. Yeah they did. We did do that at Thanksgiving.
Brennan just. That was funny. Who did you. Brennan's house they did a holding hands prayer. Yeah
and so. Whose hand did I hold. Mine. Was it yours or was it. I think you held. Bluey.
Because his kid was next to me so I put Bluey in between us. The little. Yeah and he had
bingos so they held. We all held hands that way. But yeah that was interesting. But you
know what I'll tell you this. Better than getting handed ham. By someone who's recently
urinated on by a baby. Which happened at the party before that. Yeah. Literally handed
some. And you're right that was some terrible fucking. We're going to just do. That was
some awful. Awful music right there. Maybe I can talk to some of my musician buddies.
See if they can. Please musician buddies make us all sorts of stuff. An intro outro. But
I think he wants it to change week to week though so he can have a so it could be an
ongoing thing. Where if you could get him to do weekly intros and afters and he could
play randomly. If I. It's he likes to. I am insane. Improv over it basically is what he's
doing. But I will say at the same time musician friends. If you make us some music we'll use
it. We'll use it in segments. We got like the what are we. Dot dot dot dot dot question
mark. Well anyway. Fuck it. Here we go. Here we go. Oh. We said we didn't like this one
earlier. Who cares. This is how we're going to end this bitch. Oh. Oh. Whatever I'm not
I'm not really feeling it anyway. We'll do it next time. Was it OK. Fuck it. Yeah. All
right. So this is the end of the show. Fuck it. I've been off my game today. You weren't
going to walk the ground. I'm not. We're out of here. With us as always has been Brennan
dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot. Simply after Boston. Everybody with us as always the invincible the unkillable
it'd be so ironic if he died recently after this episode came out or like was recorded
wouldn't it. Really weird. Michael lucky to be alive. Fingers crossed we'll see what happens.
Hershey. Hey have a good weekend. With us as always Ed Sheeran eat your heart out. This
favorite redhead ish guy that has a beer. Did you just call him the wish edge here is? I did a little bit.
But I love him. It's Austin. He made a real effort to be a part of this and that's
awesome to see because you know we always we need this kind of energy.
Feral! That's right. Thanks for having me. I'll be back. And I've been your host. Andy Rice. I've been fried but like
maybe a weird fry. Maybe it's all these sativas. Maybe it was the animal. I don't know what it was.
The animal. A little bit of a hard-boiled game but I love everything we did today. Thanks for joining us.
I'm Andy Rice. This is Fried Rice Podcast. Let's get fried. We did. Whatever. Good night. Bye.
Fuck I should have hit stop recording before I turned the music off.