1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,320 Oh yes, what was it you said to me before? 2 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:09,320 Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucka? 3 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:29,360 And welcome to the season finale of what according to Spotify is Kaylee Mitchner's favorite podcast, 4 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,960 Fried Rice Podcast. 5 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,800 I'm your host Andy Rice, let's get fried. 6 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,280 That took a lot out of me. 7 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:41,480 With me as always is Sean. 8 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:47,920 If his name was Matthew, he would have died alone in a hot tub, Perry. 9 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:52,640 It's Michael, lucky to be a live slapstick, Larson. 10 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:53,920 Hey everybody. 11 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,360 We have Jesse, the audio manly heart. 12 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:58,840 Oh God, that was a bad one. 13 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,920 Audio manly heart though, that's fun. 14 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:06,280 We have, usually it's better if I do this, we still got the music going, blah blah blah, 15 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:12,600 and then we have Brennan, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da 16 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,280 da, Shipley out to Boston. 17 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,480 Hello everybody. 18 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:22,680 We have Jeremy, probably going to be my brother-in-law at some point in my life, and he likes to 19 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:26,600 give hugs, Rigden. 20 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:32,680 We have Audrey, who will be the first to remind you that one time I smacked her because she 21 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,600 interrupted a TV show I was watching. 22 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:39,640 I have two sisters, she's clearly my favorite, Rice. 23 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:42,600 One hundred percent favorite, how's it going guys? 24 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:50,000 We have Tomas, is it his real name, Collins. 25 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:54,000 We have the Dolly, dusted llama. 26 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,560 Peace be with you brothers. 27 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:00,800 We have, oh shit, no it's just water, don't worry about it. 28 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:07,380 We have Jess, who honestly has made my life out in Arizona just feel more welcome because 29 00:02:07,380 --> 00:02:12,240 she's such a sweet and open person, and she gave us a home for comedy, and we're going 30 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:16,240 to have Fried Rice podcast at the place that she runs, and she's so sweet and so cool, 31 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,240 and she's amazing. 32 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,240 Terry! 33 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,280 Those are all lies. 34 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,520 We have John, Papa John. 35 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:27,680 I feel dirty saying it because I work for the enemy, Conaghy. 36 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:28,680 What up? 37 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:35,320 And we have, he drove three hours to be here ladies and gentlemen, let's give him a little 38 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,320 applause. 39 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:41,440 It's Austin, he seems quite tame, but he's really feral. 40 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,080 I was going to say I regret coming here, but that was a good one, thank you. 41 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,080 Awesome. 42 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,360 And I'm your host, Andy Rice, let's get fried. 43 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,360 Oh, okay. 44 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,240 That's the longest intro ever. 45 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:51,240 I'm done. 46 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,240 You're very red. 47 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,240 Yeah, I'm always very red. 48 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,240 You're very flush. 49 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,920 That was a lot of emoting you just did. 50 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:58,960 I'm proud of you sir. 51 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:02,520 In my mind that went better, like before, like when I was practicing. 52 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:03,520 Like when you were thinking about it. 53 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:04,520 Yeah, that's alright. 54 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,320 So your sister traveled five hours to get here, right? 55 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,640 No honorable mention of that one, huh? 56 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:12,480 Five hours, he's three hours. 57 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:18,320 I would say I put more, no offense to Austin here, but I just named something Austin did 58 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:22,200 and like a geographical like fact about him. 59 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,640 I dug deep for some reason. 60 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:24,640 But then went impressive. 61 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:27,320 You said it was impressive with Austin that he did such things. 62 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,320 And then we clapped. 63 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,320 Are you not impressed? 64 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,320 We actually clapped for Austin. 65 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,320 Yeah. 66 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,320 Okay, everybody give it up for Audrey! 67 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,320 Alright! 68 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:36,320 Okay. 69 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,840 Way to pander, dude. 70 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:43,160 So this is the season finale and I overbooked like a mother. 71 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,760 How many people are here? 72 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:46,760 Twelve. 73 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,760 Thirteen. 74 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:48,760 Twelve. 75 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:49,760 Twelve people. 76 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,760 That doesn't happen in that shit. 77 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:54,200 I said I wasn't going to be sacrilegious. 78 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:58,640 I started this off saying I wasn't going to be sacrilegious, but these are disciples in 79 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,840 the way of the cult, not in the way of... 80 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,840 How about recyples or rice-ypels? 81 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:03,840 Hold on. 82 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:04,840 How can we turn... 83 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:05,840 Dis-riples? 84 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:06,840 Dis-riples? 85 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:11,720 Oh, there's got to be a way to turn this into a thing where you guys are my followers, but 86 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:12,720 it doesn't matter. 87 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:13,720 I don't believe in God, so... 88 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:14,720 Rice babies. 89 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:15,720 Rice... 90 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:16,720 Yeah, we have rice presidents. 91 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:17,720 We have... 92 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:18,720 Oh God, rice principals. 93 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:23,440 But we're just reusing Vysel. 94 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,440 Rice cops. 95 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:25,440 Miami rice. 96 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:30,520 Audrey, your legacy to this, you're just like you've Godfathered in or whatever. 97 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,520 You're just part of the family. 98 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:34,520 Yeah, cool. 99 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:35,520 Do you feel good? 100 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:36,520 Yeah, but she really is the rice. 101 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:37,520 Do you guys not have a mic? 102 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:38,520 Oh, yeah. 103 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:39,520 Oh, okay. 104 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:40,520 Yeah, I'm holding it. 105 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:45,520 Yeah, it's that whole thing where we have to share it because you didn't tell me in 106 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:46,520 time. 107 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,520 Yeah, cool. 108 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,760 I'm not comfortable with it because I feel like I need to get the nerves off. 109 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:51,960 Let's go into what are we smoking? 110 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,280 So if you brought something here, let's get into it. 111 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:55,280 Sean, what did you bring? 112 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,280 I got it right here. 113 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:57,280 Hold on. 114 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,280 I got to follow up. 115 00:04:58,280 --> 00:04:59,280 Is that what it's called? 116 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,280 It's not McDonald's. 117 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:01,280 It's called Boston Runts. 118 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:02,280 It's from Story in Havasu. 119 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,280 You want to know about it? 120 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:04,280 Just like the TNT. 121 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:05,280 It's 15.12%. 122 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:06,280 Just give us the percent even though we don't care. 123 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:07,280 15 even though it means nothing? 124 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:08,280 It means yeah, nothing. 125 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:09,280 I don't know. 126 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:10,280 I'm not much of like a... 127 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:11,280 I'm like the guy from fucking Grandma's Boy. 128 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,280 I don't really care about that. 129 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:19,280 As long as it's good, it tastes good. 130 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:27,600 I've shouted him out so many times because he was such an integral part of my teens and 131 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:28,600 probably 20s or whatever. 132 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:34,160 But Grant, if you're listening, my pot dealer from back in the day, you're... 133 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,160 Look what you've created. 134 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,160 It was a Grandma's Boy situation. 135 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,160 I would go to his house. 136 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:39,760 He had a little man cave. 137 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:40,760 We'd go in the back. 138 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,880 He'd be like, it's this much for an eighth. 139 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:43,880 I would buy... 140 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:47,400 Yeah, the bling, the bling, bling, the Frankenstein shit. 141 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,400 Oh, yeah. 142 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,400 Oh, God. 143 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,400 He would... 144 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,400 And then we would just smoke. 145 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,400 And then it was also pineapple espresso because he liked me. 146 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,640 So I didn't get the snickle fritz. 147 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:55,640 I got the good stuff. 148 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:56,640 And we would sit there. 149 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:57,640 We would smoke together. 150 00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:00,400 And I would see people come in and I would see him kick them out. 151 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,080 He would shame them for being pill heads. 152 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,960 And then he would just give them a little pound and then they'd bounce. 153 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:05,960 And then I'm like, all right, I should go. 154 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,640 And he'd be like, no, just hang out. 155 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,640 I got to know his wife, his kids. 156 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:13,360 I think his kids would know me by name maybe if I met them right now as like their teens. 157 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,360 Is that weirdo, Andy? 158 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:19,200 He's just hanging out with my dad in the basement. 159 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:23,280 Stopped us from spending quality time with him and potentially got him into high felonious 160 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:24,280 crimes. 161 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,280 I'm imagining basement. 162 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:26,280 Yeah. 163 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:31,280 My dad, he went to that room all the time with all those strangers all the time. 164 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,280 Here it's all garages. 165 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,280 Yeah. 166 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,280 We have customers who go there and always meet them in the garage. 167 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:35,280 Yeah. 168 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:36,280 Out here there's a lot of garage meets. 169 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:37,280 It's a thing. 170 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:38,280 A lot of garage meet, yeah. 171 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,280 Yeah. 172 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:40,280 So let's, okay. 173 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:41,280 So we got Sean's, Mike, who else brought something? 174 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,280 Oh, Brendan, you brought the one we're smoking now. 175 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,280 Yeah. 176 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,280 What are we smoking now? 177 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,280 It's actually. 178 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,280 This one is a sativa. 179 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,280 It's a clementine. 180 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:48,280 Thank you for the sativa. 181 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:49,280 Yeah. 182 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,280 I brought it for Mike. 183 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,280 Yeah. 184 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,280 This one is 30% THC. 185 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:53,280 But yeah, I mean, that's all I guess we're talking about. 186 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,280 But it's pretty good. 187 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,280 I picked it up Wednesday morning. 188 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:56,280 Yeah. 189 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:57,280 It's what we just smoked right now. 190 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:58,280 It's delicious. 191 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,280 It's delicious. 192 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:00,280 It's delicious. 193 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:01,280 It's delicious. 194 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,280 It's delicious. 195 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:03,280 It's delicious. 196 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:04,280 It's delicious. 197 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:05,280 It's delicious. 198 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,280 It's delicious. 199 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,280 It's delicious. 200 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,280 It's delicious. 201 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:10,280 Yeah. 202 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,280 It's what we just smoked right now. 203 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:12,280 It's delicious. 204 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:13,280 That's great. 205 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,280 And I'm, I'm feeling sativa eat high, I guess. 206 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,280 What did you guys bring? 207 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:16,280 Oreos. 208 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,280 We brought some Oreos from Pomona, California. 209 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,280 The STZY. 210 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,280 It's a 36%. 211 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:20,280 I'm glad you brought a Pomona. 212 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:21,280 That's one of my notes later for Die Hard. 213 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,280 That's one of my notes later for Die Hard. 214 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,280 When they talk shit about Pomona. 215 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,280 Pomona! 216 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,280 You're staying in Pomona? 217 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:26,280 Pomona? 218 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,280 I'm like, bitch, I grew up on a bordering city of Pomona. 219 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,280 I grew up on a bordering city of Pomona. 220 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,280 I grew up on a bordering city of Pomona. 221 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,280 You're staying in Pomona. 222 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:31,280 Pomona. 223 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:37,280 You're staying in Pomona. 224 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,280 I grew up on a bordering city of Pomona. 225 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:40,280 Not that we know what movie we're talking about yet. 226 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:41,280 No, not yet. 227 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,280 Shit. 228 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,280 I'm bad at this. 229 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:44,280 What did you bring? 230 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,280 Blue and green, and it's at 36.5%. 231 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,280 Yeah. 232 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,280 I'm sure that'll capture somewhere. 233 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,280 Yeah. 234 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:49,280 You got a joint roll of that. 235 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,280 And yeah, sativa dominant. 236 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:51,280 Yeah, absolutely. 237 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,280 And you rolled a joint with it. 238 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,280 Old school. 239 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,280 He rolled it himself, ladies and gentlemen. 240 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,280 Yeah. 241 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,280 And you rolled a joint with it. 242 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,280 Old school. 243 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,280 And you rolled a joint with it. 244 00:07:58,280 --> 00:07:59,280 And you rolled a joint with it. 245 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,280 And you rolled a joint with it. 246 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,280 And you rolled it himself, ladies and gentlemen. 247 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,280 We don't get that a lot. 248 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,280 We get a lot of pre-roll, but. 249 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,280 Yeah, I even have my reading glasses on, too. 250 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,280 That was great. 251 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:06,280 Dolly Llama. 252 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,280 I guess I'm calling you that from now on. 253 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,280 Your name is Dustin Llama. 254 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,280 Yeah. 255 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,280 How many people call you the Dolly Llama? 256 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:24,480 Well, so believe it or not, in elementary school, I got made fun of a lot with that 257 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:28,400 last name, and it wasn't even a cool last name until high school. 258 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,400 Okay. 259 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,400 I don't know what it was. 260 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,400 I can't relate. 261 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,400 My last name is Rice. 262 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,400 No one's ever made fun of me. 263 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,400 Yeah. 264 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,400 Never. 265 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,400 No, I mean, no. 266 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,400 All the time. 267 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,400 I mean, seriously, kids are so mean in elementary school, bro. 268 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:43,920 And then you get to high school, and people are like, oh, shit, like the Dolly Llama. 269 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:47,080 Or like, oh, bro, I love llamas. 270 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,080 You know? 271 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,080 Was his name Carl? 272 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,080 Oh, my dad's name was Carl. 273 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,080 His name Carl. 274 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,080 No, no, that's a real thing. 275 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,080 My dad's name was Carl. 276 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,080 But. 277 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,080 But anywho. 278 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,520 Yeah, what'd you bring? 279 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,840 So I brought Back to the Future. 280 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,160 Yeah, I'm not even kidding. 281 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:08,600 And it is 28 percent THC. 282 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:15,080 And on top of that, Marty McFly might have sold me a little bit on the side, too. 283 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,080 Just saying. 284 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,480 I don't know what that means, but I like the way you said it. 285 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:20,200 Yeah, you don't have to know what it means. 286 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,200 It's a secret. 287 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,200 It's like hippie meets. 288 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,200 It's hippie Jesus. 289 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,200 Guru meets. 290 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:30,520 Yeah, hippie Jesus is a good way. 291 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:34,960 Maybe we're your maybe you're the ones we should follow. 292 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:38,560 I mean, hey, man, prophets come in many different shapes and sizes. 293 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:41,560 He reminds me of like a diet. 294 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:42,560 Duncan Trussell. 295 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:43,560 Oh, cool. 296 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:44,560 I don't know what that is. 297 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,560 I can see that. 298 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:46,560 What is that? 299 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:47,560 Well, yeah, you sound like him a little bit. 300 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:48,560 Yeah, he's cool. 301 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:49,560 He's a good, he's a good guy. 302 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:50,560 Yeah, but. 303 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:54,560 Cool. 304 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,560 Your real zen dude. 305 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:59,200 What did you bring, John? 306 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,200 I just brought a pre-roll. 307 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:04,980 It was only I have no idea what it is, but it's a 19 percent THC. 308 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:05,980 Just sitting there. 309 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:06,980 Anybody wants to use it? 310 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:07,980 Yeah, great. 311 00:10:07,980 --> 00:10:08,980 We're going to light up some pre-rolls right now. 312 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:09,980 Austin. 313 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:10,980 Austin. 314 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:11,980 I didn't bring any weed, but. 315 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:16,980 Oh, you're one of our most favorite warm, welcoming. 316 00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:17,980 Yeah. 317 00:10:17,980 --> 00:10:22,760 Yeah, pillar of our community, just Terry and I just insulted. 318 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:26,320 You didn't even name skip. 319 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:27,320 What? 320 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:28,320 What? 321 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,320 I did. 322 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,320 I just went straight to John. 323 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,320 Mine is something you can actually make fun of. 324 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:32,320 What? 325 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,320 It's pumpkin spice. 326 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:44,320 Oh, yeah, it's an M fuse, which is just a great brand. 327 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:52,960 I'm glad you all wait silently for this. 328 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,960 You inhaled the pumpkin spice. 329 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,960 Does it taste like pumpkin spice? 330 00:10:56,960 --> 00:11:00,680 I'm beginning to think that my lack of smell is affecting my taste buds because I didn't 331 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:01,680 taste shit. 332 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:05,520 And I'm sure that that's very strongly pumpkin spice and I can't taste anything. 333 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,520 It's very pumpkin spice. 334 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:09,520 Oh, yeah, it's very pumpkin spice, man. 335 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:12,880 It tastes like a candle with smells. 336 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:13,880 Okay. 337 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:14,880 I don't know. 338 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:15,880 I don't. 339 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:16,880 That's you with your nose. 340 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:17,880 It's a smell. 341 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:18,880 I can't smell. 342 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:19,880 So that is kind of ableist language you're using right then. 343 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,880 But whatever, I'll let it slide. 344 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:22,880 Okay. 345 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,880 So and then I brought. 346 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:25,880 Oh, wait. 347 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:26,880 What did you bring? 348 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:27,880 I brought two guys that brought weed. 349 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:28,880 I don't smoke. 350 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:32,880 So like just hearing the percentages keep going up was giving me anxiety on its own. 351 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,880 Yeah, yeah, it went up and went down. 352 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:38,520 It's like if we made a graph, someone in the comments, leave a graph of the percentages 353 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,640 and who brought what name who's a better friend. 354 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,120 And what was the edible we had? 355 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,120 Oh, yeah. 356 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,120 Yeah. 357 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,120 So then I bought these pucks is what it's called. 358 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:50,680 And it's rainier cherry flavored. 359 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:53,080 And I think the consensus is we all enjoy very good. 360 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,080 Very good. 361 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,080 Very tasty. 362 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,080 I got them in jars. 363 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,960 I got a jar all the time. 364 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:58,960 So fun story about jars. 365 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:05,600 Yesterday, I was standing in jars waiting to ask to see if we could sell sell some treats 366 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,440 out in front to raise money for charity. 367 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,160 And as I'm standing there, I get a text message. 368 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,160 Are you coming? 369 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,160 So I'm in this weed shop. 370 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,880 I am looking to raise money for charity. 371 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,400 I'm like, I say, coming to what? 372 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,920 They go to the awards banquet. 373 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,720 This is 11 o'clock yesterday. 374 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:22,720 1102. 375 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,240 The awards banquet started at 11. 376 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,520 And I go, Sure, I'm on my way. 377 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,400 I have no idea what I'm going to. 378 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,080 So it's the awards for the Realtor Association. 379 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,760 And they wanted me there specifically, because I was winning an award. 380 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,040 I did not know. 381 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:42,520 But I ended up winning humanitarian of the year as I'm finding out while I'm standing 382 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,520 in a pot shop. 383 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:44,520 It was just funny. 384 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,520 It was a pot shop. 385 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,520 It was at jars. 386 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:55,520 So John, what I liked about that story was, oh, speaking of jars, I won humanitarian. 387 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:59,240 Just happened to hear it out of jars. 388 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:04,200 It's like I feel like I feel as if I said I went to that new cow ranch yesterday, that 389 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,200 new store that opened. 390 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,200 You know, speaking of cow ranch. 391 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:11,840 I was in a cow ranch and I got this call saying that I had won humanitarian of the year award 392 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,840 at my local city. 393 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:15,840 I love it. 394 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,840 No, but you are a pillar of the community. 395 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:17,840 I was trying to raise money. 396 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,840 I thought it was appropriate. 397 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:19,840 But then you brought jars back. 398 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:20,840 No, I love it. 399 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:21,840 Here we are. 400 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:22,840 Full circle. 401 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:23,840 Don't apologize for being you. 402 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:24,840 You're amazing. 403 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:25,840 You brought so much food. 404 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:26,840 Like so much pizza. 405 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:27,840 Like. 406 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,840 I had a pizza. 407 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:29,840 From the superior pizza place. 408 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:30,840 I had a pizza, baby. 409 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:31,840 I'm disclosing. 410 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:32,840 Superior pizza. 411 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:33,840 In case they want to see it. 412 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:34,840 I had a pizza. 413 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,840 In case they want to sponsor us. 414 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:37,840 I wonder if I did that. 415 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:38,840 I wonder if I. 416 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:39,840 Sponsor is Andrew. 417 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:40,840 Didn't say where it was from. 418 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:41,840 But it is. 419 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:42,840 Yeah, it's really good. 420 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:48,840 Mr. Rice, in case they want to sponsor us. 421 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:49,840 It's from Papa John's. 422 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:54,160 Did it feel dirty and nice at the same time while you're eating it? 423 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,160 It's a good pizza. 424 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,160 It's good pizza. 425 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,160 We eat it all the time. 426 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,160 We can't really. 427 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:03,160 The best thing and the worst thing Domino's ever did was chicken poppers. 428 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,160 Those chicken kickers. 429 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,160 Do you remember chicken kickers? 430 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,160 No. 431 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,160 They were like breaded buffalo. 432 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:15,160 And they were amazing. 433 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,160 They got rid of them. 434 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,160 We have breaded. 435 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,160 There's breaded buffalo bites. 436 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,160 They still have them. 437 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,160 They have them but they make them weird. 438 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,160 They feel like sauce and cheese. 439 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,160 Yeah, this was just a dry run. 440 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,160 That's what they. 441 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,160 Exactly. 442 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:29,160 That new one with sauce and cheese is a lot like that one. 443 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,160 So good. 444 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,160 This is not stoner talk or nothing. 445 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:34,160 They sell that chicken like in the deli part. 446 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,160 They sell that exact chicken, man. 447 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,160 It's the same. 448 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,160 We don't got passes up here. 449 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,160 I know. 450 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:43,160 It sucks but it happens so I get that. 451 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,160 Well, shit. 452 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,160 Okay. 453 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,160 Well, we just made a bunch of listeners hungry. 454 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,160 Yeah. 455 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,160 Let's give them a minute to go get a snack. 456 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,160 What are we smoking? 457 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,160 Yeah, it's snack time. 458 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:54,160 I would have thought the stoner podcast went directly to food within five minutes of it 459 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,160 starting. 460 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:58,160 Went from pot to food on the stoner podcast. 461 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,160 Yeah. 462 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:05,160 I was actually going to make that Clearman's bread cheese stuff. 463 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:09,160 But now, now there's no way because we have all this food and all this shit. 464 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:13,360 And then what I brought, which we're going to light up right now is baby jeeters infused 465 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:17,160 baby Durbin poison is going to be the one. 466 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:22,160 When they when they tell you they're poisoning you up front, that's good. 467 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:26,160 Okay, so the movie we watched. 468 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,160 We're just getting straight into it. 469 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,160 Let's get into it because we got a lot of opinions here. 470 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,160 You didn't ask me how I was doing. 471 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:38,160 I did ask you how you were doing in the beginning, but I skipped if you had anything to smoke. 472 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,160 Did you bring anything to smoke? 473 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,160 No. 474 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,160 Just all this equipment. 475 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,160 Literally go to an audio store. 476 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,160 So Jesse. 477 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:52,160 Yeah, that's as much as I have this relationship where every time he shows up here, I have 478 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,160 new exciting things to throw at him. 479 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,160 He sees them not in the same light that I do. 480 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:01,160 He sees them as what are they going to call it? 481 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:06,160 And today when he showed up thinking there's going to be four of us, there's 12 of us. 482 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,160 Only three times. 483 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:10,160 Exactly. 484 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:18,160 So off to the audio store he goes. 485 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:22,160 I mean, what a beard rack, man. 486 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,160 Good radio. 487 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,160 No one can fill the 10 seconds while I'm taking a break. 488 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,160 I just wanted to see what would happen. 489 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,160 It's been like this all day, people. 490 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:34,160 Earlier we're just sitting in a quiet circle getting ready for the mics to get up. 491 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:39,160 It's almost like we're waiting for the host to talk about the movie. 492 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:44,160 Who brought up what did we watch and then just stopped? 493 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:51,160 He was smoking something with the words baby and poison in the name, so we just wanted to observe. 494 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,160 Durbin poison. 495 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,160 What is Durbin? 496 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,160 Durbin poison. 497 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,160 It sounds, I don't know, I don't like saying it. 498 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,160 I do. 499 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,160 I don't like saying it. 500 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,160 I don't know, you know. 501 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,160 My Snapchat name is Durbin Out. 502 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,160 I don't know. 503 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,160 Durbin Out. 504 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:09,160 And I was really stoned when I made it and I was like, you know, I just really wonder 505 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,160 what would be a good Snapchat name. 506 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,160 And I went Durbin Out. 507 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:20,160 So people at home go to Durbin Out on Snapchat and add Hippie Dolly Lama Jesus over here. 508 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:24,160 I'm sure he posts all sorts of Zen shit. 509 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,160 This is what I'm imagining. 510 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:29,160 It's just like, hey man, I went to Walmart the other day. 511 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:32,160 I went to Vashis the other day, whatever that is. 512 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:37,160 And I bought a blanket that's got a bunch of wolves on it, man. 513 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,160 And wolves represent spirituality. 514 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,160 I don't know, is that you? 515 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,160 No, not too much. 516 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,160 Not too much. 517 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,160 Not really. 518 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,160 I missed it. 519 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,160 You gotta twist it a little bit. 520 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,160 Like, no, that's cool enough. 521 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:57,160 Like, see, I'm more about like be yourself and like believe what you believe and just 522 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:03,160 realize that, you know, the world is going to be crazy no matter what you believe. 523 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,160 Bad things are still going to happen to you. 524 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,160 Hold on. 525 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,160 I made the mistake of asking a question while you were taking a hit. 526 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,160 Pass that real quick. 527 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,160 Now continue talking. 528 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,160 That was literally the definition of holding the mic. 529 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,160 Yeah, exactly. 530 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,160 Both times. 531 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,160 You had to hold the mic. 532 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,160 I was just sitting in the room like, oh, look at this guy talking on the mic and I had the 533 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,160 mic, so it fits. 534 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:30,160 But no, man, I'm more like, you know, I lay back and I try to tell people you can improve 535 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:36,160 your life just by having like hope and faith in something greater than yourself. 536 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:41,160 Like, these people with religious beliefs are great because they have these religious 537 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:45,160 beliefs, but I feel like they twist the meaning of everything, you know? 538 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:50,160 You have to do this to be good in like God's graces kind of thing. 539 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:56,160 But in reality, you really don't have to do anything except accept Jesus Christ. 540 00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:02,160 Like, he came and he like loved you so much that he died for you and he didn't tell you 541 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,160 how to live your life. 542 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,160 He died so you could live your life. 543 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,160 Really. 544 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,160 Can I interrupt you for a moment? 545 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,160 And that's how I teach people. 546 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,160 That was probably more Jesus than I anticipated. 547 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:15,160 But I'm beautiful. 548 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,160 That's what it is. 549 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:20,160 You're very eloquently well-spoken guy. 550 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:27,160 And I think if you derp it out on Snapchat, he's got positive Jesus-related content. 551 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,160 He seems cool as shit. 552 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,160 I like him. 553 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,160 And I like your vibe. 554 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:37,160 Afterwards, because we still, and this is so fun, if you're a listener to the podcast, 555 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:44,160 three or four episodes ago, you listened to some really great ads, really great ads from 556 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:49,160 Brennan and I's solo episode where we paused it about four or five times. 557 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:54,160 Those ads, we're going to probably have to record after this because that's the next 558 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,160 episode. 559 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,160 We haven't done shit. 560 00:19:56,160 --> 00:20:00,160 So those ads that you listened to weeks ago were recorded now. 561 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,160 That's fucking podcast magic, baby. 562 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:07,160 And I definitely want to promote you as a church, like evangelical kind of thing. 563 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,160 We're going to do that. 564 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,160 We're going to do an ad for you after this. 565 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,160 It's going to be good. 566 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,160 I can picture Dustin giving that same speech on Snapchat, no shirt on. 567 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,160 People who have these huge followers are just wrong. 568 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,160 We're going to get that started today. 569 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:25,160 We're going to retroactively get that started starting with Snapchat next week when the 570 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,160 episode airs. 571 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:30,160 Blow up a million, like a thousand freaking retrobusters. 572 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:35,160 Oh, no, if we get a GoFundMe, we can make some money out of this, man. 573 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,160 I mean, think about it, man. 574 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:40,160 These pastors and stuff that had like these billions and billions of followers, they're 575 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,160 just not teaching the right thing. 576 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,160 They're not saying the right thing. 577 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,160 They're getting their grief, you know? 578 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,160 And people follow them. 579 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,160 Love your vibe. 580 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,160 The movie is Die Hard. 581 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:56,160 Movies Die Hard, 1988, Bruce Willis. 582 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,160 Woo! 583 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,160 Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers! 584 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,160 I needed to say fuck after all of that. 585 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,160 I'm so sorry. 586 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,160 Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers! 587 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,160 I did mess it up in the beginning. 588 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,160 I practiced so hard. 589 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,160 The most, again, podcast magic. 590 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,160 The people listening at home. 591 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,160 Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers! 592 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:18,160 I practiced so hard to get that right, and I blew it! 593 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:21,160 And I fucking hate this. 594 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,160 Motherfuck. 595 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,160 I couldn't die! 596 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,160 God! 597 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,160 That was it, right? 598 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,160 That was perfect! 599 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,160 That was perfect! 600 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,160 Motherfuck. 601 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,160 Motherfuck. 602 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,160 Motherfuck. 603 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,160 Oh, yeah, there we go. 604 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,160 Oh, yes. 605 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,160 What was it? 606 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,160 No, I'm not going to do it again. 607 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,160 Fuck it. 608 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,160 It's over. 609 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,160 I fucked it up. 610 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,160 I'll put it in the actual clip. 611 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,160 Put it in the actual clip. 612 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,160 Right there. 613 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,160 At the end, the last thing. 614 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,160 Right before it. 615 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,160 What are you trying to do? 616 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,160 And then listen to me fuck it up. 617 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,160 Like an extreme contrast. 618 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,160 Yeah. 619 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,160 Extreme contrast. 620 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,160 Now, the only thing I fucked up was how he said it. 621 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,160 I got the line right. 622 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,160 Yeah, which is like 2% of the way. 623 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,160 I put my own spin on it, we could say. 624 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,160 Yeah. 625 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,160 My own interpretation. 626 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,160 OK. 627 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,160 There. 628 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,160 Fixed. 629 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,160 Fucking perfect. 630 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,160 Meant to do it. 631 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,160 I'm amazing. 632 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,160 Comedic genius I was once called. 633 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,840 Undiscovered comedic genius. 634 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,160 I was once called by Tomas. 635 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:13,160 That is going to get you. 636 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,160 Yeah. 637 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,160 Mystery man. 638 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,160 Man of mysteries, Tomas. 639 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,160 He didn't even got a mic next to him. 640 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:22,160 He's just hanging out, which I'm cool with. 641 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,160 Again, this is just vibe couch. 642 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:31,160 This is just your two sides of the same bearded, zed out, pulling. 643 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:35,160 God, if you were brothers, I'd believe it. 644 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,160 You know? 645 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,160 You would, yeah. 646 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,160 Red pill, blue pill. 647 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,160 Red pill or blue pill. 648 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,160 Yeah. 649 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,160 That's cool. 650 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,160 All right, yeah. 651 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,160 So this is one of the... 652 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,160 Speaking of. 653 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,160 No. 654 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,160 Not speaking of. 655 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,160 But yes. 656 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,160 Speaking of movies. 657 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,160 Die hard. 658 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,160 Man. 659 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,160 OK. 660 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,160 So I guess we all watched it recently. 661 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,160 Yes. 662 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,160 Mike actually went and watched it in theaters. 663 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,160 Yes. 664 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:05,160 I had no idea until, OK, because we looked it up on Tubi on last week's show. 665 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,160 Yeah. 666 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:10,160 And after we watched the movie for the show, I always look at Tubi and say, what am I going 667 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,160 to watch next week? 668 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,160 So we searched. 669 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,160 Oh, let's do Bruce Willis. 670 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,160 Why not? 671 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:18,160 And there was a news story about him recently as why. 672 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,160 Yeah. 673 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,160 And so my wife and I were talking about Bruce Willis that day before. 674 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,160 We said, oh, what Bruce Willis? 675 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,160 Oh, Die Hard's on here. 676 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,160 Let's watch Die Hard. 677 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:30,160 We do the podcast, recommend it, go back a week later. 678 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:34,160 It's now past the first of the month and it's no longer on Tubi. 679 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,160 Shit's gone. 680 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:38,160 So I apologize to everyone at home. 681 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,160 Typically, you pick a Tubi movie. 682 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,160 We technically did. 683 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,160 Right. 684 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,160 Yeah. 685 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,160 At the time. 686 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,160 But then I figured out why, because it's in theaters. 687 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,160 So we went to search. 688 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,160 I went, well, where am I going to stream it now? 689 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:54,160 If it's off Tubi, I went to search and it pops up in my Fandango app. 690 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:58,160 It says, well, if you want to stream this, yeah, you could go here, here, pay three 691 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,160 nine nine three nine nine or it's nowhere online. 692 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,160 It's not on. 693 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,160 It's not. 694 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,160 It's on Disney. 695 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,160 So it's either paid three. 696 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,160 I know, but they put it out, I guess, because of Christmas time. 697 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,160 Yeah. 698 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,160 I got it. 699 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,160 Yeah. 700 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:15,160 And so think about them knowing it's a Christmas movie. 701 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,160 So December 1st, they pull it off free. 702 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,160 You're welcome. 703 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,160 Put it on the play. 704 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,160 You're welcome for the royalties. 705 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,160 But I actually went to the movie theater and saw it. 706 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,160 That's awesome. 707 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,160 They were showing it at the IV. 708 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:33,160 So it was very cool to go see one of our movies in the theater was a totally different experience. 709 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:37,160 It was only me, my wife, and there were like four or five other people in the theater. 710 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:42,160 It was it was like a normal movie at three o'clock in the afternoon when we went. 711 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,160 Still, I would have loved to have seated in theater. 712 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,160 Well, no, that's not true. 713 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,160 I hate the movie theaters. 714 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,160 I would much rather watch it here. 715 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,160 Pause it any time I want. 716 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,160 It's so full all the time. 717 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,160 But so I guess it's the 35th anniversary is the point. 718 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,160 So they put it on sale everywhere for nine. 719 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:02,160 So that's what happened, isn't it? 720 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:07,160 Because of it being Christmas, I guess they pulled it and put it on sale everywhere and the 35th anniversary. 721 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,160 Sure. 722 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,160 Put it back in theaters. 723 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,160 Thirty five years. 724 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:17,160 So it's a great deal. 725 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:23,160 Do they have an app where like you can subscribe to it and get like movie theater movies? 726 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:27,160 Well, I don't think they don't call that an app. 727 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:32,160 Yeah, I think it's I think I've seen it like streaming one, two, three movies. 728 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:35,160 There are places on these. 729 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:40,160 I don't know. 730 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,160 It's called Roku. 731 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,160 It's called Amazon Fire Stick. 732 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:49,160 If you watch movie theater movies, it's just like a monthly subscription of like 15 bucks or something. 733 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:53,160 And you get it in all the theaters we make Paramount have like select movies that they would do at the same time. 734 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,160 But I don't know. 735 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,160 That was a still new site. 736 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,160 That was the best part of the kid movie. 737 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,160 Was it worth the millions of dead people? 738 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,160 No. 739 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:10,160 But the best part of it if we're looking at silver linings has to be when they just released Matrix four and like Godzilla and all the shit. 740 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,160 Max on HBO Max. 741 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,160 Come on. 742 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,160 That was like that was the best time to be at home. 743 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:20,160 Definitely worth all the people. 744 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,160 You're you're you're pro. 745 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,160 You think it's worth it. 746 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,160 I'm just over exaggerating but I mean worth it or not. 747 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,160 It's like Louis CK has a good villain. 748 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:34,160 It's like it's just a bunch of already dying people died. 749 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,160 I guess in a grim fate kind of way. 750 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,160 Yeah. 751 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:44,160 If everyone's predestined to die when they're going to die, then if I live through it, then why not enjoy the benefits? 752 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,160 You're the only one that can. 753 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,160 Right. 754 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,160 Those dead people can't. 755 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,160 Everyone who's alive, all of us. 756 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,160 I mean, I'm saying most most people survived. 757 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,160 The royal alive people. 758 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,160 You know what I mean? 759 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,160 Yeah. 760 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,160 Yeah. 761 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,160 Yeah. 762 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,160 My only was that a bad take as a human? 763 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,160 Just you guys are all looking at me like. 764 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,160 Yeah. 765 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,160 And you're the host. 766 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:08,160 What the fuck is going on? 767 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,160 It got real quiet. 768 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,160 I got judged real quick. 769 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:18,160 Just because there's a guy talking about Jesus doesn't mean you have to turn on me. 770 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,160 It's OK. 771 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,160 I'm on your side. 772 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,160 I don't believe in Jesus at all. 773 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,160 It was cool. 774 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,160 The Matrix was released on HBO Max. 775 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,160 That's all I'm saying. 776 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,160 I think we're all I think we all agree with that. 777 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,160 OK. 778 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,160 Yeah. 779 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,160 All right. 780 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,160 Stand your ground. 781 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,160 It's all good. 782 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,160 Thank you. 783 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,160 Speaking of movie theaters, this was released in movie theaters. 784 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,160 Yeah. 785 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,160 Movie. 786 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,160 Well, we all paid three. 787 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,160 We all paid three ninety nine. 788 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,160 Yeah, I did. 789 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,160 We paid ten. 790 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,160 Yeah. 791 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,160 You bought it. 792 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,160 You too. 793 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,160 Yeah. 794 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,160 Yeah. 795 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,160 We rented it. 796 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,160 OK. 797 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,160 Yeah. 798 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,160 Everyone invested. 799 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,160 I think most people rented it. 800 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,160 Yeah. 801 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,160 Yeah. 802 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,160 I think you all collectively like one hundred seventy dollars. 803 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,160 Yeah. 804 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,160 Production costs. 805 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,160 Bruce Willis, if you're listening, blink to someone to get over to us for a sponsor. 806 00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,160 I like it when Andy goes dark. 807 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,160 That's way better. 808 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,160 It's way better. 809 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,160 She lost a bunch of weight. 810 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,160 She's looking for something new. 811 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,160 Congratulations. 812 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,160 Damn. 813 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,160 Well, that's this movie. 814 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,160 Let's go back to 1988 for a moment. 815 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,160 Yeah. 816 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,160 Yeah. 817 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,160 Yeah. 818 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,160 Yeah. 819 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,160 Yeah. 820 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,160 Yeah. 821 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:14,160 Yeah. 822 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,160 Yeah. 823 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,160 Yeah. 824 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,160 Yeah. 825 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,160 Yeah. 826 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,160 Yeah. 827 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,160 Yeah. 828 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,160 Yeah. 829 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,160 Yeah. 830 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,160 Yeah. 831 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,160 Yeah. 832 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,160 Yeah. 833 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,160 Yeah. 834 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,160 Yeah. 835 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,160 Yeah. 836 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,160 Yeah. 837 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,160 Yeah. 838 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,160 Yeah. 839 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,160 Yeah. 840 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,160 Yeah. 841 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,160 Yeah. 842 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,160 Yeah. 843 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,160 Yeah. 844 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,160 Yeah. 845 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,160 Yeah. 846 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,160 Yeah. 847 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,160 Yeah. 848 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,160 Bruce Willis is sexy in this. 849 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,160 Yeah. 850 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,160 He's handsome. 851 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,160 Hey, that's that scene where he's in the wife beater in the room talking when he first was 852 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,160 talking to his wife. 853 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,160 Yeah. 854 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:52,160 And then she pops her head into talk to Holly, Miss Janer, and then she looks at. 855 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,160 Yeah. 856 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,160 And he's just fucking stretchy. 857 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,160 He's doing something hot. 858 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:58,160 And she's just like, yeah, she gets it. 859 00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,160 He's literally posing. 860 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,160 No. 861 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,160 Yeah. 862 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,160 I can literally pose. 863 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,160 Yo, can I just go ahead? 864 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,720 I'm just saying, how good does your dick have to be to win like a fucking dude? 865 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:10,040 Like a bad guy with a gun runs out and smashes the gun on a trashcan. 866 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:14,920 She's like, my guy's fucking pissing that dude off. 867 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:20,920 I am so on her side for getting a divorce from him based on some of the behavior of 868 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,920 scene. 869 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,680 Just if we're talking about women and Bruce Willis in this movie, I don't think there's 870 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:29,520 a moment where a hot chick is in frame where he's not checking her out. 871 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,520 Am I wrong? 872 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,520 Every time there's an attractive woman. 873 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,520 He goes by and touches the boobs. 874 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,520 He was looking at every one. 875 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,520 There's a poster. 876 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,520 He checks it twice. 877 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:36,520 He hits it on the way back. 878 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:37,520 He touches it. 879 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,520 He touches it. 880 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:39,520 It's every beautiful woman. 881 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:40,520 He touches it. 882 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:41,520 He touches it. 883 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,520 He touches it. 884 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:43,520 He touches it. 885 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,520 He touches it. 886 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,520 It's every beautiful woman he passes. 887 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,520 He's in fire. 888 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,600 You guys need a mic near you. 889 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:56,940 You're saying because he's a police officer, he checks his surroundings and that's what 890 00:29:56,940 --> 00:29:57,940 you're saying. 891 00:29:57,940 --> 00:30:03,200 That's why he kissed his hand and touched the boobs on the wall? 892 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,200 I was sworn to serve and protect. 893 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:12,540 Every time there was a blonde, brunette, redhead walking past him, he was, stop making kissing 894 00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:13,540 noises. 895 00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:14,540 That was one kissing. 896 00:30:14,540 --> 00:30:15,540 On purpose. 897 00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:16,540 I like it. 898 00:30:16,540 --> 00:30:19,540 I noticed in the beginning of the movie, he gets out of the airport. 899 00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:26,200 He goes up to the limo and then he's riding in the front seat of the limo. 900 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,200 He gets called out for that by the taxi. 901 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,720 He gets called out by our guy. 902 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,640 He's like, well, he throws some trash in the bag. 903 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,800 I didn't know anyone was going to be up front. 904 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,160 It's my first date, which I love. 905 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,080 Little details like that. 906 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,380 Just if we're talking little details. 907 00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:47,920 What about the cop who just pricks his finger on the rose? 908 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,240 He's running up to the building. 909 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,240 It's just a cut. 910 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,240 He runs up. 911 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,240 Ow. 912 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,240 And then he just cuts away. 913 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,660 There's no resolution to that. 914 00:30:57,660 --> 00:31:02,280 I would love if it cuts to the ER afterwards. 915 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,880 It's just all the dead bodies are getting wheeled out. 916 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:10,080 You got Bruce Willis just hot and sexy, bloody just in the back of an ER. 917 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,200 Holly looks beat up for some reason. 918 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,200 I was fucked up. 919 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:17,840 But then this guy, he's got a little bandaid on his finger, but he's got a blanket around 920 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:18,840 him. 921 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:24,400 It was he was a little allergic to this particular kind of rose. 922 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,600 That would be a great follow up. 923 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:26,980 Him and Al are best friends. 924 00:31:26,980 --> 00:31:29,440 They have drastically different takes on the night. 925 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,040 They go to get coffee after. 926 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,720 Let me tell you how my night was. 927 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:34,720 There was this rose. 928 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:35,720 You also had a great take. 929 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:39,720 What would you tell me on the way about the guy when Bruce Willis sat in the front seat 930 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,720 of the limo? 931 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,400 That's a really autistic thing to do, I thought in the beginning. 932 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,400 He's just really awkward. 933 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,400 I'm just going to sit in the front. 934 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,880 Also back to Argyle though, that guy is probably one of the best parts of the movie. 935 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:51,880 That's how you do comic relief. 936 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:52,880 Oh, he's great. 937 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:56,600 It's just all this shit's going on, explosions, people dying, and then it just cuts to him 938 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,600 just sitting in the limo with a stuffed bear. 939 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:05,360 There's some weird stuff in this movie like how rich they are. 940 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,360 How rich? 941 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,360 Oh, the terrorists? 942 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:08,360 No, them. 943 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:13,040 He's a cop, ex-cop in his X1, and her job somehow she has a maid? 944 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,040 Who does? 945 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,040 The most stereotypical maid ever. 946 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,040 A limo that he sits with a huggy bear as a driver to pick up her ex. 947 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,040 Hola. 948 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,040 Hola, Mr. Nera. 949 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,040 Exactly. 950 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,040 Where is this? 951 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,040 Actually, it was the company that got the limo. 952 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,040 Wait, the company sent the limo? 953 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,040 But why? 954 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,040 The huggy bear is a driver. 955 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,040 That's true. 956 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,040 She didn't even seem to know that he was coming. 957 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,040 And yet, what do you say to the limo? 958 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,040 Have you heard from him yet? 959 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,040 Is he coming? 960 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,040 Oh, I don't know. 961 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,040 I don't know. 962 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,040 I don't know. 963 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,040 I don't know. 964 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,040 I don't know. 965 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,040 I don't know. 966 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:44,480 She did mention that, but the thing that got me about with them was the cell phone quality. 967 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:48,440 So this guy is under a building in a parking garage. 968 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,440 1988. 969 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,440 There is a fried rice kitchen. 970 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:51,440 On a car phone. 971 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,440 And the signal was clear as day. 972 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,440 I'm with you. 973 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,440 They've been lying to us about phones for decades. 974 00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,440 There's an conspiracy. 975 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:03,960 I was doing homework in the bistro, and I'm like, what's your Wi-Fi? 976 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,880 I got no signal. 977 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,480 The man who knew too little, which came out in the early 90s or the mid 90s or maybe the 978 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,480 late 90s, 90s. 979 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,880 Is it Chevy Chase? 980 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,560 Or Bill Murray? 981 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:21,120 Bill Murray pulls a fucking cell phone out that looks like a motor, like a razor from 982 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,120 like 2020, 204. 983 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,120 Who says that? 984 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:29,960 I was 2004 is what I meant to say, but that's not right. 985 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:30,960 It's always 2004, right? 986 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:36,680 We found a more effective way to refer to the 2004. 987 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:37,680 That sounds like we're 90. 988 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:38,680 Like we're old people. 989 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:39,680 Am I wrong? 990 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,680 But we are. 991 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:41,680 You are now. 992 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:42,680 The technology in that movie was wild too. 993 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:43,680 Yeah. 994 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:44,680 Oh my God. 995 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,440 The technology was so fun. 996 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,440 People saw that in 1988 and went, whoa. 997 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,440 I know. 998 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,440 It was like my cute toy. 999 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,440 And he's like, yeah, if you go to the bathroom, you can find the difference too. 1000 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,440 That was the dumbest part of the whole movie. 1001 00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,440 He goes up, hey, I'm looking for, I'm looking for a phone. 1002 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,880 I'm looking for this Christmas party that's going on. 1003 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,120 It's like, all right, you use the touch screen. 1004 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,120 Okay. 1005 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,120 Oh God. 1006 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,600 Exposition about my wife, blah, blah, blah. 1007 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,760 He hits the button. 1008 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:15,480 It's the dumbest map in the world with a button pointing to says elevators are this way. 1009 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:19,560 He looks up to guys like, yeah, it's on the take the elevator. 1010 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:20,560 Stop it. 1011 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,560 They're the only ones. 1012 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,560 That's the best. 1013 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,560 They're the only ones here. 1014 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:24,560 Great. 1015 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,560 Thanks bud. 1016 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:26,560 Thanks for that. 1017 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:32,320 No, what it is is they installed it a week previous and not enough people were using 1018 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,320 it. 1019 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,320 He was, he wanted to see it get used. 1020 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,880 He's been with people all night. 1021 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,880 He deserved to get shot in the face by those fucking terrorists. 1022 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:39,880 First death of the whole movie. 1023 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:40,880 And how insane was their nonchalantness about walking into that building and then the guy 1024 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:41,880 leaning up against it. 1025 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:46,880 Pointing to the guy in his face, boom, continues the conversation about passion. 1026 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:47,880 Oh yeah. 1027 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:48,880 Amazing. 1028 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:55,880 That sells how bad these motherfuckers are right off the bat. 1029 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:56,880 Yeah. 1030 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:57,880 Yeah. 1031 00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:58,880 Those terrorists are well robbers. 1032 00:34:58,880 --> 00:34:59,880 They're not terrorists. 1033 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:00,880 They're just robbers. 1034 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:01,880 Wait, you know what? 1035 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:02,880 Hold on. 1036 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:03,880 Yeah. 1037 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:04,880 Let's clarify something. 1038 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:05,880 But if they're foreign and they're causing. 1039 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:06,880 They're environmentalists. 1040 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:07,880 That's what I'm saying. 1041 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:08,880 That's like. 1042 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:15,360 If Osama bin Laden's ultimate goal was to rob a bank by doing 9-11, would we still call 1043 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,600 him a terrorist or would we call him the greatest robber of all time? 1044 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:19,600 Yeah. 1045 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:20,600 It's still a terrorist attack. 1046 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:21,600 Like with the, you know, like whatever, right? 1047 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:22,600 Yeah. 1048 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:27,600 It's a great fear of both from now on. 1049 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:34,600 It'd be like he's like the greatest terrorist ever because he robbed the bank while he was 1050 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,600 blowing up. 1051 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,600 Sorry, Hans Gruber is both the best terrorist and the best robber. 1052 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:37,600 Yeah. 1053 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:38,600 Okay. 1054 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:39,600 So we can all agree it's a little bit of A, a little bit of B. 1055 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:40,600 Yeah. 1056 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,600 Yeah. 1057 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,600 He's both. 1058 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,600 The great terrorist and the great robber. 1059 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,040 We're using the word great a lot with Osama bin Laden and Hans Gruber. 1060 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,040 I stand by what I said. 1061 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,040 Okay. 1062 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,040 Fair enough. 1063 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,440 That is a Sean Perry take on. 1064 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,440 I side with that. 1065 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,440 He had a German Jeffrey Dahmer on his team. 1066 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,440 That was John McClane's first kill. 1067 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,440 It was a German Jeffrey Dahmer. 1068 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,440 Still. 1069 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:58,440 You guys remember when we was a crime? 1070 00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,440 When what was? 1071 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,440 Yeah. 1072 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,440 When this movie came out. 1073 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:02,440 Yeah. 1074 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,440 So it's like. 1075 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:04,440 John McClane would have been fucking us up back then. 1076 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,440 I just remember how much I used to smoke before this stuff was legal and now it's legal. 1077 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,440 And it's just like, you know, what if we referred to it as it was? 1078 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,440 And it's like, I don't know. 1079 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,440 I mean, I don't know. 1080 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:09,440 I mean, I don't know. 1081 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,440 I don't know. 1082 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:11,440 I don't know. 1083 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,440 I don't know. 1084 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:13,440 I don't know. 1085 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:14,440 I don't know. 1086 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,440 I don't know. 1087 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:22,440 I don't know. 1088 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:29,440 I don't know. 1089 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:34,440 I don't know. 1090 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:46,440 I don't know. 1091 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:53,440 Well, I wish I knew that comedian's name. 1092 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,440 So we've just been sort of all over the place with Die Hard, which I love. 1093 00:36:54,440 --> 00:37:02,440 Instead of breaking it down scene by scene, which we found to be for any of the listeners of the Christmas special of eight crazy nights. 1094 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:10,440 In hindsight, we made some mistakes and by we I'm not using the royal. 1095 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,440 It's me. 1096 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,440 I fucked up. 1097 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:18,440 I really broke that movie down to the point where you don't need to see it. 1098 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,440 And I feel like that takes away the magic. 1099 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:25,440 I even did a perfect whitey voice eliminating the need to even watch the film. 1100 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,440 Oh, it's good. 1101 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:35,440 It's good. 1102 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:40,440 Again, now, sorry you had to hear that for a second week in a row. 1103 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:45,440 Sorry. 1104 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,440 It's that was a rough one. 1105 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,440 Merry Christmas. 1106 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,440 Happy New Year. 1107 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,440 OK, so. 1108 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,440 He's a womanizer. 1109 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,440 He's a sexy. 1110 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,440 He's badass. 1111 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,440 He's a great shot. 1112 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,440 He's a bad shot. 1113 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,440 Well, they're all bad shots. 1114 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,440 Every one of them. 1115 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,440 The number of. 1116 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,440 No one's a good shot. 1117 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,440 Just coming around the corner with bullets. 1118 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:12,440 I'm sure someone's car with a body better than he could with a gun. 1119 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,440 The best shot. 1120 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,440 He threw a body at a car and hit him. 1121 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,440 The best shots in that movie were his kids. 1122 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,440 When his mom when their mom calls and says, watch me, don't go snooping around for presents. 1123 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:30,440 And he's like right away with where's dad? 1124 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:44,440 So I heard that the guy that played the dick, the one who gives up John halfway through the guy, I heard that that actor got so much hate after in real life from people that like he. 1125 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:54,440 That. 1126 00:38:54,440 --> 00:39:02,440 I had to take it. 1127 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:06,440 What's his fucking name? 1128 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:10,440 What was his dude's name? 1129 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,440 Forgetful Candice. 1130 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,440 I'm sorry. 1131 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,440 Well, shit, you guys. 1132 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,440 Anyway, look it up. 1133 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,440 It's an interesting story. 1134 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:23,440 I'm so sorry. 1135 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,440 Yeah. 1136 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,440 I love the way this movie was shot. 1137 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:27,440 Honestly, it's the first time I ever watched it. 1138 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,440 And I love that. 1139 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:33,440 I love that opening scene when she follows the camera follows the. 1140 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,440 Actually walking. 1141 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:41,440 Well, yeah, well, it's just going down the hallway in the very beginning with when he's following the wife or the girl, the girlfriend, whatever. 1142 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:46,440 I don't know if it was on purpose, but what I saw it, I thought at first it's like, well, this is almost like I found footage here. 1143 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:51,440 The way they were doing that they were walking with the camera at the very beginning of the party. 1144 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,440 Yeah, I just like it's not without a guy. 1145 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,440 It's not a party scene. 1146 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,440 It's the beginning of the movie. 1147 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,440 So when she's in the office or I'm sorry, you're right. 1148 00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,440 I guess it is a party. 1149 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,440 I'm sorry. 1150 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,440 You're right. 1151 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,440 You're right. 1152 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,440 It's a party. 1153 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:04,440 I forget that it's like the same time. 1154 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1155 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,440 I forget it's all the same day. 1156 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,440 Yeah, I don't know. 1157 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,440 I just really like the way it's like I feel like you don't see that kind of stuff in newer movies nowadays. 1158 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,440 It's just the way it's like I like how like lived in the set. 1159 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,440 It felt more like you were there. 1160 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,440 Yeah, it's just a much bigger set. 1161 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,440 I like that shit. 1162 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,440 Yeah, it's beautifully shot. 1163 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:21,440 It's well acted. 1164 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,440 Bruce Willis. 1165 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,440 I think he does a fantastic job. 1166 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,440 For the party. 1167 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,440 You know exactly who he is. 1168 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:34,440 You can tell it's like, yeah, that guy's like, oh, yeah, just take your shoes off in your hotel room and walk around. 1169 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,440 Yeah. 1170 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,440 Oh, that's so funny. 1171 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:37,440 Yeah. 1172 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:38,440 Walk around barefoot in the hotel room. 1173 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,440 Make fists with your toes around. 1174 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,440 Yeah, make fists with your toes. 1175 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,440 He said that so like Arnold Lee and Terminators too also. 1176 00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,440 It's like you just take off your shoes. 1177 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,440 Well, the socks and fall on your toes. 1178 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,440 Yeah. 1179 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,440 That was a weird. 1180 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,440 That was a suggestion. 1181 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:52,440 Yeah. 1182 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,440 It's like, OK, you know exactly what kind of guy he is right there. 1183 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,440 Yeah. 1184 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,440 By saying OK. 1185 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:57,440 Yeah, he does it and it's funny. 1186 00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,440 But Danny does it. 1187 00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:59,440 He's not even in a hotel. 1188 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:00,440 He's in an office building. 1189 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,440 Yeah. 1190 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,440 But he's like trying to calm down. 1191 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:03,440 Son of a bitch, he was right. 1192 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,440 That's close. 1193 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,440 He's not going to get it. 1194 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,440 I love carpet between my toes if possible. 1195 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,440 I didn't know. 1196 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,440 I love that. 1197 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:14,440 What's let's go with favorite moments if you have to pick one. 1198 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,440 I. 1199 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:20,440 My favorite moment is when Hans Gruber he had the line after he killed the boss and he comes 1200 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,440 back in and he's like, yeah, so to call me whatever his name is, he will not be joining 1201 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,440 us for the rest of his life. 1202 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,440 Oh, that's good. 1203 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,440 I just thought that was such a funny line. 1204 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:27,440 The realization of Holly's face. 1205 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,440 Oh, fuck. 1206 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,440 She just got real. 1207 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,440 Yeah. 1208 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,440 Mine's got to be the very first, not later on as it gets repetitive, but the first Yippee 1209 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:38,440 Kaye motherfucker when he's just a throwaway line. 1210 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,440 It's a throwaway line. 1211 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,440 Fuck you. 1212 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,440 Line that he uses that. 1213 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,440 That was probably my favorite. 1214 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,440 You're pretty old. 1215 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,440 Who is Roy Rogers and why did he say that? 1216 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,440 First of all, not that. 1217 00:41:55,440 --> 00:42:02,440 Listen, motherfucker, if you're going to be the oldest one in the room, you got to know 1218 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,440 who Roy Rogers is probably. 1219 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,440 What's up? 1220 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,440 I know who he is through more through like Ronald Reagan. 1221 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,440 See, that's a cowboy. 1222 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:16,440 It's old cowboy TV from like Reagan's days. 1223 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,440 What's a rhinestone cowboy? 1224 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,440 A cowboy with rhinestone. 1225 00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:25,440 It's like saying who is Superman to in our day. 1226 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,440 He got a lot of old people in his hands. 1227 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,440 Yeah. 1228 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,440 Okay, but I might argue most of us. 1229 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,440 I don't get anyone. 1230 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:36,440 What's a rhinestone cowboy? 1231 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,440 What's what it makes a rhinestone? 1232 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:43,440 City sparkly shirt, sparkly shirt, city cowboys. 1233 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,440 This is a type of cowboy. 1234 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,440 Okay, they were sparkly. 1235 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,440 So modern country day singers, my bad. 1236 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,440 This started off as an inquiry. 1237 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,440 I feel like I'm being attacked now. 1238 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,440 So fuck it. 1239 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,440 I don't really want to know. 1240 00:42:58,440 --> 00:42:59,440 You keep it to yourself. 1241 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,440 You keep fucking rhinestone cowboys all you want. 1242 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,440 Motherfuckers. 1243 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:03,440 I'm fine. 1244 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,440 If you have to ask, you can't afford it. 1245 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:06,440 Yippee ki yay. 1246 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,440 I don't know what it means, but I just die hard. 1247 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,440 Fuck it. 1248 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,440 I don't care. 1249 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,440 I had to jot down the time code for it. 1250 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,440 And my favorite part of the movie was 23 minutes and 30 seconds. 1251 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,440 Hold on. 1252 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,440 Don't say anything. 1253 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,440 We'll put it up right now. 1254 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,440 You said 23 minutes and what? 1255 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:23,440 30 seconds. 1256 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:24,440 Oh, God. 1257 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,440 Audrey, how close am I? 1258 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:26,440 Awesome video content. 1259 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,440 Hey, this is awesome. 1260 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,440 This is favorite part of the movie. 1261 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,440 Is this it? 1262 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:31,440 Yep, this is his favorite part of the movie. 1263 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,440 23.30? 1264 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:33,440 Put it in. 1265 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,440 Yep. 1266 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:35,440 Play it. 1267 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,440 Nice. 1268 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,440 Okay. 1269 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,440 First set of. 1270 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,440 Boom. 1271 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:40,440 Hold on. 1272 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:41,440 Bear with me now. 1273 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,440 That's Audrey's favorite part. 1274 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:43,440 That specifically. 1275 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,440 That few seconds also encapsulated the 80s. 1276 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,440 There's tits, cocaine, and guns going on. 1277 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,440 Tits, cocaine, and guns going on. 1278 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,440 The only three things that really mattered to me. 1279 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,440 For the other three. 1280 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,440 For the other three. 1281 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,440 For the other three. 1282 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,440 For the other three. 1283 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,440 For the other three. 1284 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:54,440 For the other three. 1285 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:55,440 For the other three. 1286 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,440 For the other three. 1287 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,440 For the other three. 1288 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:58,440 For the other three. 1289 00:43:58,440 --> 00:43:59,440 For the other three. 1290 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:00,440 For the audience listening at home, which is the audience. 1291 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,440 That was the one. 1292 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,440 Well, that's probably the first shot of titties in the whole movie. 1293 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,440 A real set of titties. 1294 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,440 Could you imagine just from her perspective? 1295 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:09,440 She lives through the. 1296 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,440 Audrey kept going by. 1297 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,440 Then he kissed. 1298 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,440 But if you imagine. 1299 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:13,440 So she lives through this, right? 1300 00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:14,440 She's one of the lucky ones. 1301 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,440 She gets through it. 1302 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,440 She exposed herself to all her coworkers. 1303 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:20,440 Her boss died. 1304 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,440 That guy that she slept with that one time. 1305 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,440 That creepy coke guy. 1306 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:24,440 Because you know. 1307 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,440 He died. 1308 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,440 She's okay with that. 1309 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,440 Yeah. 1310 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:30,440 He gave her HPV. 1311 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,440 But. 1312 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:35,440 So the part that bugged me the most about that. 1313 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:36,440 Was. 1314 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:40,440 That couple had heard shots fired. 1315 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,440 They were in an unlocked office. 1316 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,440 Just. 1317 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,440 And he's like, I got this. 1318 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:46,440 I can do this real quick. 1319 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,440 Like. 1320 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,440 He's. 1321 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:49,440 He hears the gunshots. 1322 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,440 Still on the desk. 1323 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,440 Like. 1324 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:52,440 What was that? 1325 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,440 It was me, baby. 1326 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:55,440 I just lean into it. 1327 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:56,440 This is it. 1328 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,440 Better make it worth it. 1329 00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:58,440 Yeah. 1330 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,440 It's impressive to think that you can get a nut off the gunshots. 1331 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,440 Yeah. 1332 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,440 Honestly. 1333 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:04,440 That was really exciting. 1334 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:05,440 Yeah. 1335 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:06,440 The thrill of it. 1336 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:07,440 Yeah. 1337 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,440 Sure. 1338 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,440 That's the best sex of her life. 1339 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,440 Yeah. 1340 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,440 Followed by humiliation. 1341 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,440 He survived. 1342 00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,440 Which is often how I end sex. 1343 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:14,440 You know. 1344 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,440 I love. 1345 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,440 I was going to say, doesn't that sound normal? 1346 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:17,440 But wait. 1347 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:18,440 The guy they don't show is his dick has to be out. 1348 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:19,440 So he's just. 1349 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,440 He's just. 1350 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:21,440 He's just. 1351 00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:22,440 He's just. 1352 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:23,440 He's just. 1353 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:24,440 He has to be out. 1354 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,440 So he exposed himself to him. 1355 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,440 Oh, well. 1356 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:27,440 They gave him the dignity. 1357 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,440 I don't think they were allowed to show it. 1358 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:29,440 No. 1359 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,440 88. 1360 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,440 They couldn't show dick. 1361 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,440 You know what the saddest part is though. 1362 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:33,440 She gets home. 1363 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:34,440 And her cuck husband. 1364 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,440 Who she's been cheating on. 1365 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:36,440 He's like. 1366 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,440 Honey, you'll never believe it. 1367 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,440 I was at work today and I pricked myself on a rose. 1368 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:39,440 It was humiliating. 1369 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:40,440 And she's like, yeah. 1370 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,440 Don't even worry about it. 1371 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:42,440 Yeah. 1372 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,440 Oh. 1373 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,440 Okay. 1374 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:45,440 That's a good one. 1375 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:46,440 That's a good one. 1376 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,440 That's a good one. 1377 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:48,440 That's a good one. 1378 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:49,440 That's a good one. 1379 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:54,440 That's a good one. 1380 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:55,440 Yeah. 1381 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,440 Any other favorite moments since we're going down the road? 1382 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:57,440 Brendan. 1383 00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:58,440 I kind of like the. 1384 00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,440 The same scene with the freaking rose. 1385 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:00,440 I like the bad guy who's sitting there staring at the candy bars. 1386 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,440 Just kind of eyeballing them. 1387 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,440 Oh yeah. 1388 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:03,440 That was so funny. 1389 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,440 He grabs the crunch bar and he's just eating it. 1390 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:05,440 He ate like 10 of them. 1391 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:06,440 Yeah. 1392 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,440 He's fully getting it down in time too. 1393 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:08,440 Yeah. 1394 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:09,440 He was. 1395 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,440 Yeah. 1396 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,440 He just. 1397 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,440 He was gaming it up. 1398 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:13,440 He was. 1399 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,440 He was. 1400 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:15,440 He was. 1401 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:16,440 He was. 1402 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,440 He was. 1403 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,440 He was. 1404 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,440 He was gaming it up. 1405 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:20,440 Yeah. 1406 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:21,440 Yeah. 1407 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,440 Fuck it. 1408 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:27,440 He's like he gets reminiscent at some point and like kind of feels bad about his relationship 1409 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,440 in the middle of all the gunfire. 1410 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,440 Who the? 1411 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:32,440 What? 1412 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:33,440 The witch guy. 1413 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:34,440 The chocolate guy? 1414 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:35,440 No. 1415 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,440 Bruce Willis. 1416 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:37,440 He. 1417 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:38,440 When he kills that guy? 1418 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:39,440 No. 1419 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:40,440 Just in general. 1420 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,440 Like throughout the movie it's as funny. 1421 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:42,440 The moments that there's all this crazy shit going on and then there's like profound moments 1422 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:43,440 that just kind of come in the middle. 1423 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,440 Yeah. 1424 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,440 But it was written way out there. 1425 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,440 He's like she's heard me say I love you a thousand times and never heard me say I'm 1426 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:47,440 sorry. 1427 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:48,440 Oh, I hate that shit so much. 1428 00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:49,440 This movie was not written for one of us. 1429 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:50,440 You've got to remember it was written for Schwarzenegger. 1430 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:51,440 Oh yeah, I read that. 1431 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:52,440 This movie was written for Schwarzenegger. 1432 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:53,440 So a lot of those lines are like, or if you twist them and you think about it, Schwarzenegger 1433 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:54,440 wouldn't set them. 1434 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,440 How different a movie it is. 1435 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:56,440 They would have cut. 1436 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,440 They would have made the dialogue different. 1437 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,440 Such a different. 1438 00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,440 Schwarzenegger would not have said I told her I loved her a thousand times, but I never 1439 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:00,440 told her I'm sorry. 1440 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:01,440 I just think of you as a guy, hey motherfucker, as Schwarzenegger. 1441 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,440 That would have been the end of it. 1442 00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:03,440 That would have been the end of it. 1443 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:04,440 That would have been the end of it. 1444 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:05,440 That would have been the end of it. 1445 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:18,440 That would have been the end of it. 1446 00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:29,440 That would have been the end of it. 1447 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:37,440 That would have been the end of it. 1448 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:45,440 That would have been the end of it. 1449 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:56,440 That would have been the end of it. 1450 00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:03,440 That would have been the end of it. 1451 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:12,440 That would have been the end of it. 1452 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:21,440 That would have been the end of it. 1453 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:28,440 That would have been the end of it. 1454 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:37,440 That would have been the end of it. 1455 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:48,440 That would have been the end of it. 1456 00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,440 That would have been the end of it. 1457 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,440 So we switch to the great. 1458 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,440 Yeah, so Nacho's offered this role first. 1459 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:58,440 Had to be contractually. 1460 00:48:58,440 --> 00:48:59,440 He was 70 years old. 1461 00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,440 I was gonna say, how old was he in 88? 1462 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,440 Look at the fuck? 1463 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,440 But that's insane. 1464 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,440 70, it's insane. 1465 00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,440 And he had the good grace to say no? 1466 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:09,440 You said no. 1467 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,440 You know what? 1468 00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:13,440 This is it for me. 1469 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:14,440 This is not for me anymore. 1470 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:18,040 I mean, you know, fucking. 1471 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:19,080 Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's 1472 00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:20,080 like, well, how old was Sean 1473 00:49:19,140 --> 00:49:21,480 Connery when he played James 1474 00:49:20,140 --> 00:49:22,380 Bond? Like, he's pretty old, 1475 00:49:21,540 --> 00:49:23,440 right? So, yeah. So, I guess 1476 00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,480 it wasn't that. That's not 1477 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,380 that. That was not this rule. 1478 00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:27,620 I understand that. But like, 1479 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,680 in 88, they didn't like, you 1480 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,620 know what I mean? Like, I 1481 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:30,480 guess in comparison, they 1482 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,180 probably didn't know at that 1483 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,460 time like what to compare to 1484 00:49:31,260 --> 00:49:33,960 like they're just like James 1485 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,060 Bond in an action movie. Well, 1486 00:49:34,020 --> 00:49:35,760 I don't know. The movie feels 1487 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:36,520 like a lot of it and and 1488 00:49:35,820 --> 00:49:38,160 there's other things when you 1489 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:40,760 read about this movie where the 1490 00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:44,240 actor made a change to the 1491 00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:48,260 character that he had done which 1492 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,720 was not common back then. Like, 1493 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,860 for the the the people that 1494 00:49:49,780 --> 00:49:52,220 were in it all had a say in 1495 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,520 what was happening. Except 1496 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:56,300 Alan Rickman who again 1497 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:56,300 protested. No. 1498 00:49:56,500 --> 00:50:00,140 Alan Rickman rewrote about 1499 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,560 half this movie himself. It's 1500 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:04,240 really. Yeah. Alan Rickman. 1501 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:07,140 All the bad guys scenes were 1502 00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:08,740 not by rewrite. That's part of 1503 00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,140 the movie. It's just like, 1504 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,780 trust me, I'm Alan Rickman. I 1505 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:13,180 I got this and he just sort of 1506 00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:15,780 just like, you know, it was a 1507 00:50:14,580 --> 00:50:17,160 great scene. Every **** scene 1508 00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:18,660 he was in was **** dope and 1509 00:50:17,220 --> 00:50:20,160 every piece of dialogue between 1510 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:23,620 John McClain and the cop **** 1511 00:50:20,220 --> 00:50:25,160 **** It was like just the worst 1512 00:50:23,700 --> 00:50:28,900 I love the dialogue between 1513 00:50:25,220 --> 00:50:30,500 are you kidding me? Okay. John 1514 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:32,900 was okay but it was all very 1515 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:34,500 regimented. It's so good. 1516 00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,800 Regimented real. When he reads 1517 00:50:34,580 --> 00:50:38,380 off those tweaking ingredients, 1518 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:40,740 I was off the top of his dome 1519 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:42,180 here. Are you kidding me? That 1520 00:50:42,180 --> 00:50:44,740 was like, oh, I'm not. Okay, 1521 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,740 when he reads all those calories 1522 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,980 like this guy definitely got 1523 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:48,180 diabetes. He hasn't eaten a 1524 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,040 Twinkie in 10 years. He's like 1525 00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:51,920 **** like his pregnant wife. 1526 00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,080 Is his wife pregnant? They say 1527 00:50:51,980 --> 00:50:54,080 their dynamic is what it's 1528 00:50:53,140 --> 00:50:57,080 does he have a pregnant wife or 1529 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:58,380 no, no, no. He mentions it 1530 00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:00,160 twice but I think after it's 1531 00:50:58,460 --> 00:51:02,520 it's he's got a **** load of 1532 00:51:00,220 --> 00:51:04,100 **** hostess treats, right? And 1533 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,620 it's like uh pregnant wife. 1534 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:07,100 Yeah, sure, buddy. Yeah. And 1535 00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:08,460 then later on, he's like, 1536 00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:11,040 here's the ingredients to a 1537 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,860 two-year-old and he's just say 1538 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,160 it's his go-to. I bet people 1539 00:51:14,940 --> 00:51:17,300 at work talk about his pregnant 1540 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:18,040 wife for years. Yeah, but he's 1541 00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:18,980 not expecting their first 1542 00:51:18,100 --> 00:51:22,340 child. He tells them that. For 1543 00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:23,040 years. What are we talking about? 1544 00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,320 We're talking about Amy's 1545 00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:29,020 sister. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what? 1546 00:51:26,380 --> 00:51:30,780 No, that's way different 1547 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:32,260 because she's right here. Now. 1548 00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:33,480 I just love how it is. That is 1549 00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,260 you should say something. 1550 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,760 Otherwise, that he's has a 1551 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,920 point that you don't exist. 1552 00:51:35,820 --> 00:51:37,920 Okay. 1553 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:41,400 I just love how 80s this movie is because when the detective shows up, 1554 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:46,080 asking the cop, he's like, how do you know this guy isn't just one of the terrorists? 1555 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,080 How do you know this guy is one of the terrorists? 1556 00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:49,560 And he's like, I have a hunch. 1557 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,040 And that's just an acceptable answer. 1558 00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:52,520 No, it wasn't acceptable. 1559 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,240 Not to the detective, but it's an acceptable piece of dialogue to them. 1560 00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:58,200 They're just like, I have a hunch. 1561 00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,840 These are the worst. 1562 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,600 Are you fucking kidding me? 1563 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,840 You're a cop, and you're telling me you have a hunch? 1564 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,200 That's what I love about it, though. 1565 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,160 It's hilarious to me. 1566 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,280 I love how it's such a classic movie because of that. 1567 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,080 I love, OK, when he backs up his car getting shot at, 1568 00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:15,320 that's a cool, just realistic thing that I could see someone doing, 1569 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:18,200 where he's just like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, and he's just backing up. 1570 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:21,920 Like, oh, god, back, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, and he just falls off the ditch. 1571 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,360 And he's like, oh, thank Christ. 1572 00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,440 And he's just like, give me some fucking help. 1573 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:30,560 But there's no way in hell, even if he's the guy that fucking backed up 1574 00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,080 and all the hero of the day, for sure. 1575 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:36,280 Twinkie, Twinkie Man, you know, whatever. 1576 00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,520 Even that, they wouldn't let him have a radio and just be like, 1577 00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:40,480 you hanging in there, guy? 1578 00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:41,760 Or everyone can hear him. 1579 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,320 It's like, hey, listen, they're sending the police in. 1580 00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:45,640 Watch out. 1581 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:49,120 It's, I don't know, that's a little, that's I didn't like. 1582 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,600 I wish they'd found a different channel so that they could have talked 1583 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:51,840 privately. 1584 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:52,480 I agree with that. 1585 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:52,960 I agree. 1586 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,960 The fact that they just kept talking in that channel, the whole movie 1587 00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:56,640 is pretty annoying. 1588 00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:00,160 I think they kind of referenced that in the Liv Free Die Hard a little bit. 1589 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,720 It was more like hacker tech stuff and John McClane didn't know how to work 1590 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:04,360 any of it. 1591 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:05,680 Got it. 1592 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:09,840 Speaking of which, if we're going to go sequels, the next two Die Hards are 1593 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:10,960 great. 1594 00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:11,800 Do we all agree? 1595 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:12,280 Yes. 1596 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:13,520 I've never. 1597 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:14,960 Die Hard with a Vengeance is my favorite. 1598 00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,320 Die Hard with a Vengeance is probably my favorite. 1599 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,760 It might be the best one, including this one. 1600 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:25,240 Because the plot of Die Hard with a Vengeance is like, the terrorists have, 1601 00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:26,400 and they're just terrorists. 1602 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,360 Wait, no, they're robbers again. 1603 00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:29,960 God, they're terrorist robbers. 1604 00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:35,440 If you put bombs in schools to rob the depository, what are you? 1605 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,000 Terrorist robbers. 1606 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,040 You're the worst. 1607 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:38,960 Damn it. 1608 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,160 There needs to be a turp. 1609 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,040 OK, well, we have the internet. 1610 00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,720 And there you go. 1611 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:45,000 Thank you. 1612 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,680 Wait, a terrorist robber, a pirate. 1613 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,000 Oh. 1614 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,120 That's a pirate. 1615 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:50,640 Ooh, wait. 1616 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,240 I think pirates have to be naval. 1617 00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:55,320 Pirates dig, terrorize on their way. 1618 00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:55,680 Wait, what? 1619 00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,000 I think pirates have to be on the water, though. 1620 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,240 I think it's purely a naval thing. 1621 00:53:58,240 --> 00:53:58,880 I could be wrong. 1622 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,080 They're like land pirates. 1623 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:05,000 Even when in land, too, they had pirate homes, and they would fight and steal. 1624 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,400 Don't ruin it. 1625 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:11,920 We have a chance to prove that Osama bin Laden was a pirate. 1626 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:12,720 They were ships. 1627 00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:15,440 They were the pilot by proxy. 1628 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,720 They do use nautical terms with aircraft. 1629 00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:22,080 I mean, I'm sure he knew a lot of pilots. 1630 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:22,560 Terrorist. 1631 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,040 Both of them, maybe. 1632 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:25,040 I'm not spelling that right. 1633 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,320 Terrorist and? 1634 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:27,200 Wait, terrorist. 1635 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:30,280 Terrorist and? 1636 00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:31,040 I guess you kind of know. 1637 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:31,800 Robber. 1638 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,760 Get a bunch of stoners with an AI. 1639 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,800 This Osama bin Laden a pirate. 1640 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:36,480 Think about it. 1641 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,680 Pirates win against the government. 1642 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:39,800 Terrorists. 1643 00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,640 The government was constantly hunting pirates. 1644 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,080 The British government? 1645 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,640 Well, I don't want to click on any of these. 1646 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:50,240 Wait, I might argue a lot. 1647 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:50,760 I'm good. 1648 00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,480 He's trying to get on a war zone. 1649 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:53,040 I'm good. 1650 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:58,200 I'm just taking a big step back because every one of those links was like, hey, 1651 00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:02,560 NSA.org, CIA.whatever the fuck. 1652 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,240 I'm fucked. 1653 00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:07,240 Well, shit. 1654 00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:08,440 Does anyone here static? 1655 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:11,880 Fuck. 1656 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:12,960 Is your VPN on? 1657 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,040 Is your VPN on? 1658 00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:15,880 Yeah, well, shit. 1659 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,400 Now they know I have a VPN. 1660 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,600 I could have tricked them into thinking I lived in Phoenix a little bit longer, 1661 00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:21,400 Mike. 1662 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,720 If you're not the answer, you've got to accept the cookies. 1663 00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:26,280 That is a wise thing. 1664 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,880 That's like a tech guru thing you would say, right? 1665 00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:30,840 It sounds like a life advice. 1666 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:34,320 That's like if I saw a little picture of you on the corner of a browser, 1667 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:35,920 and it was saying exactly that. 1668 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:37,240 He's replaced a Clippy. 1669 00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:39,640 He's replaced a 20-24. 1670 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:40,560 Instead of Clippy himself. 1671 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,480 Little cartoon mama. 1672 00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:42,800 Hey, that's part of his sermon. 1673 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,000 I still can't get that picture of you out of my head. 1674 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:53,960 You shortly to the cross talking to Snapchat, doing your sermon. 1675 00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:55,920 Hey, what's up, followers? 1676 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,160 Followers of Christ, I mean. 1677 00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:06,120 I'm going to put this out. 1678 00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:09,960 I'm going to have to get Ryan on the phone to end this thing. 1679 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:11,520 We should. 1680 00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:13,240 All right. 1681 00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:16,680 Let's call Ryan, because he's a piece of shit. 1682 00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,520 I mean, I love him. 1683 00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:22,160 I really wanted to talk about this movie. 1684 00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:24,560 You should have seen when I told him what the movie was. 1685 00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:25,320 He's like, oh. 1686 00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:28,040 Yeah, he said like a million gifts. 1687 00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:29,880 Gifts. 1688 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,320 So right now, gifts or gyps? 1689 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:31,960 What are we doing? 1690 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:32,440 Gifts. 1691 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:32,940 Gifts. 1692 00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,960 Ryan's going to be wrong. 1693 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,920 OK, I thought you said gyps. 1694 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:40,920 It's Ryan. 1695 00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,240 He's like, no, he can't do it. 1696 00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:43,440 Does he need to do the answer? 1697 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,280 No, he can't answer. 1698 00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:47,080 I was going to get a good angle, but he's not going to answer. 1699 00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:47,920 He's not going to answer. 1700 00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:48,880 He's going to answer. 1701 00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:49,720 This is bad. 1702 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:50,640 Well, you're in edit. 1703 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:55,520 So I also really like all the shooting in this movie. 1704 00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,520 This episode is now 12 minutes long. 1705 00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:01,680 You like all the shooting, you said? 1706 00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:02,760 Even though it was all badly aimed? 1707 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:03,480 No, no, no. 1708 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,560 What I mean is when people got shot, I liked all the scenes. 1709 00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:07,320 Like the scene when the dude's knees got shot out, 1710 00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:08,040 and that was fun. 1711 00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,280 And the dude got shot, like his nuts shot to the table. 1712 00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:10,840 That was fun. 1713 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:11,680 I loved all the catch. 1714 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:12,760 You know what I mean? 1715 00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:13,800 Thanks for the advice. 1716 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:14,760 You know what I mean? 1717 00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:15,800 That shit's fun. 1718 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:16,760 Yeah, those are fun things to watch. 1719 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:18,400 You have the opportunity to kill someone. 1720 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:19,120 Don't hesitate. 1721 00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,000 Thanks for the advice. 1722 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,800 But he hesitated before killing. 1723 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:25,920 He waited a second, shot him, and said thanks for the advice. 1724 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,720 Didn't listen. 1725 00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:30,640 I feel like the worst kill was the second one, the guard that 1726 00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,000 was guarding the elevators. 1727 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,840 They already killed the other guy with a silencer, 1728 00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,280 and they were very quiet about it. 1729 00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,080 They did a good job. 1730 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,720 And this guy didn't give two fucks. 1731 00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:43,880 We knew it right away when John McClane was going upstairs. 1732 00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:47,640 But the guy dies, they shoot him, but then for some reason, 1733 00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:50,400 they roll in a flashbang to surprise him. 1734 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,880 I guarantee you, turning around the corner and fucking shooting 1735 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:54,520 him will surprise him. 1736 00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:58,840 The flashbang did not need to happen. 1737 00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:01,760 So at some point, they could have just walked into that place. 1738 00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,200 They could have just walked there like boom. 1739 00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:06,040 You're still surprised. 1740 00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,000 What was the gratuitous? 1741 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,640 That one flashbang, I just don't like. 1742 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,160 It's gadgetry. 1743 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:12,640 Murder. 1744 00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:13,800 It's just murder with extra stress. 1745 00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,680 Are you saying that they're just showing off gadgets 1746 00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:16,400 to show it off? 1747 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,080 Yeah. 1748 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:21,000 Like that tank they brought in to just blow up, 1749 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,720 like whatever the fuck that thing was? 1750 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:25,280 They needed to justify the practical effects department. 1751 00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:27,760 Oh, they're bringing in an RV or a Humvee. 1752 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:28,440 We said RV. 1753 00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:29,560 Is that what we said? 1754 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,360 We rushed in 12 flashbangs. 1755 00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:32,280 We're only at 11. 1756 00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:33,160 We need that other one. 1757 00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:35,160 Otherwise, they're not going to believe us next time. 1758 00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,160 Corporate isn't going to buy the same amount next year 1759 00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:38,520 if we don't use it this year. 1760 00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:41,120 So yeah. 1761 00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:43,840 That's why they launched two missiles. 1762 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,280 Killed everyone on the first one. 1763 00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:46,640 No one reacted though. 1764 00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,520 First fucking blows the thing up. 1765 00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:49,600 Everyone's like, all right. 1766 00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,520 The second one, everyone's like, oh my god. 1767 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:52,240 That's the worst. 1768 00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,440 They just killed them everybody. 1769 00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,960 I love the guy, the sergeant, I think, 1770 00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:58,760 when that guy falls down from the building. 1771 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:02,640 He's like, I hope that's not a hostage. 1772 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:06,440 He says it so casually, like four comedic effects 1773 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:07,160 for his friends. 1774 00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:07,880 Yes. 1775 00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:08,920 That wasn't even for us. 1776 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,640 That was for his buddy. 1777 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:13,040 He's like, I hope that's not one of the hostages. 1778 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:14,000 Am I right? 1779 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,800 What if it is Dave? 1780 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:16,600 Or Al, right? 1781 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,040 It was Al that said it. 1782 00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,520 What if it is, Al? 1783 00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,360 Certain actors pop up in movies, and I just 1784 00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:22,960 can't take them serious because I only 1785 00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:26,320 saw that sergeant as the principal from Breakfast Club. 1786 00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:27,600 Oh, yeah. 1787 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,600 And then the FBI agent shows up, and I'm like, 1788 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:32,800 that's the dumb henchman from Goonies. 1789 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,200 And they make him such a dickhead in the movie too. 1790 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:36,880 I thought they were going to be all professional 1791 00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:37,640 and get screwed over. 1792 00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:39,000 But no, they just made him dumbasses. 1793 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,800 I love the Johnson and Johnson. 1794 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,640 Some of you, that was you with Alan Rickman. 1795 00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:46,080 You had only seen him in all of Snake. 1796 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:47,480 Yeah, and in Snake. 1797 00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:49,880 But you said he also wrote part of the movie? 1798 00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:52,920 Well, just his whole live. 1799 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:55,040 His character's parts where? 1800 00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:58,960 I'm going to make myself very smart and cunning. 1801 00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:00,960 FBI agents, dumbasses. 1802 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:02,040 Police sergeant, dumbass. 1803 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,320 That's kind of his thing in every movie. 1804 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:07,120 The cop Twinkie eating and lying about it. 1805 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:08,080 I know, we started talking. 1806 01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:09,200 No pregnant wife. 1807 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,200 That's Andy's theory. 1808 01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:11,440 I'm going to kill a coke head. 1809 01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,040 And I don't like Japanese. 1810 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:18,040 I'm going to kill the Japanese. 1811 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:21,200 His American accent is terrible, right? 1812 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:21,720 Yeah. 1813 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:23,120 When he's trying to convince John. 1814 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:23,640 Oh, yeah. 1815 01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:25,080 I'm glad you brought that up. 1816 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,600 I hate that John McClane gives him props. 1817 01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:28,600 You know what I mean? 1818 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,280 That you should be in a fucking movie. 1819 01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:31,760 He's got TV. 1820 01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:32,760 The idea was clever. 1821 01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:33,680 That was so bad. 1822 01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:37,360 It was bad acting and a bad accent. 1823 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:38,360 Everything about it. 1824 01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:40,360 It's good for being over a TV radio. 1825 01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,360 But he's obviously on purpose. 1826 01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:45,120 That's what we're saying. 1827 01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:48,400 Rickman's American accent isn't really that bad. 1828 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:49,520 It was. 1829 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:50,840 It sounded German. 1830 01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:51,720 No, no, no. 1831 01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:53,160 Whatever he was. 1832 01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,920 It sounded like a guy who wasn't German trying to be German 1833 01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,000 and do an American accent. 1834 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,520 That's what it sounded like. 1835 01:00:58,520 --> 01:00:59,720 Because that's what it was. 1836 01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:00,680 That's the point. 1837 01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:02,080 Yeah, that's what he's trying to say. 1838 01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:03,200 They're trying to make it. 1839 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:04,320 They're purposely doing it bad. 1840 01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:05,960 What do you think? 1841 01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:09,200 You're saying Hans Gruber in the moment was like, shit, 1842 01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:11,240 I have to do a bad American accent right now. 1843 01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:12,040 No, the movie. 1844 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,440 Obviously, make it bad. 1845 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:14,320 The director. 1846 01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,480 So that director, him together, all of them. 1847 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:17,720 They made that decision. 1848 01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:21,520 They all decided, OK, hey, I get the understanding 1849 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,160 to give him an American accent. 1850 01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:24,120 That makes sense. 1851 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:25,720 Trick John with an American accent. 1852 01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:27,160 He doesn't know what you look like. 1853 01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:28,880 You've only heard him on the radio. 1854 01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,640 That's a brilliant idea. 1855 01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:33,280 But at what point in the writers' room did they say, all right, 1856 01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:35,800 but it needs to be bad? 1857 01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,600 Are you saying that's on purpose? 1858 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,360 Because he's supposed to be German. 1859 01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:41,360 He's German. 1860 01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:43,320 You're supposed to know he's German. 1861 01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:45,120 All right, I feel like I've lost everyone again. 1862 01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:45,920 That part did well. 1863 01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:48,560 It's like Ronald Schwarzenegger doing an American accent. 1864 01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:49,560 It just wouldn't work. 1865 01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:51,360 So you've got to find that. 1866 01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:54,800 And it's more complicated because now Rickman was British. 1867 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,520 British, German, playing an American accent. 1868 01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:00,520 He could have done the American accent well. 1869 01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:01,960 All I'm saying, OK. 1870 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:03,800 He could have done it. 1871 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,240 No, but couldn't we eliminate one of the layers of him 1872 01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:07,320 being a British actor? 1873 01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:08,480 That's how good of an actor he was. 1874 01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:13,000 Couldn't he just then play a German speaker being American? 1875 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,600 Why are we adding where we're throwing in that as British? 1876 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,040 Because it's a fact. 1877 01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:18,200 It's just a fact. 1878 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,440 It's just part of the equation. 1879 01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:20,840 A real actor can eliminate that. 1880 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,600 You can't just not be British. 1881 01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:25,000 But still, in that scene, Hans didn't 1882 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,960 know it was John McClane until he told him he was John McClane. 1883 01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,320 You saw the shock on his face. 1884 01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:33,280 It's the only guy that you don't recognize that has a gun. 1885 01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:34,720 And you know what his voice sounds like. 1886 01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:35,920 And then he's like, I'm John McClane. 1887 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:36,600 He's like, oh. 1888 01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:37,100 Yeah. 1889 01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:38,280 He just, yeah. 1890 01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:39,840 I'm really shocked when that happens. 1891 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,240 That is stupid, yeah. 1892 01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,560 All right, well, I guess I'm wrong. 1893 01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:47,040 I didn't know that when I invited all my friends over, 1894 01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:50,000 I'd be just an angry intervention. 1895 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,400 Have a better take. 1896 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,160 Just sucking. 1897 01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:53,640 Yeah, it's weird how you don't know that when it happens, 1898 01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:56,080 almost every episode. 1899 01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:59,440 In smaller doses with less people, I have more control. 1900 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,200 You're more my pawns and minions in that situation. 1901 01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:03,400 More than he could chew. 1902 01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:04,360 At least now, no. 1903 01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:05,680 Yes, I've been off more than I could chew. 1904 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:06,200 Thank you. 1905 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:06,840 We're an hour in. 1906 01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:07,360 Thank you. 1907 01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:09,880 It's the first time Andy mentioned it's his show in Ramona. 1908 01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:11,400 He's reminded us about it. 1909 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:14,080 But we've also learned that if Andy ever needs an intervention, 1910 01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,840 we just need 11 people. 1911 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:20,080 That's enough. 1912 01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:21,920 Let's do final thoughts on Die Hard. 1913 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:23,480 And then we'll grade it. 1914 01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:24,640 And then we'll move on. 1915 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:27,240 So back to the terrorist robber. 1916 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:29,080 Yeah, I'm all day long, if you want. 1917 01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,360 I'll do an hours to this. 1918 01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:32,240 We've all seen Ocean's Eleven, right? 1919 01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:32,720 Yeah. 1920 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,920 No spoilers here, but they're all robbing. 1921 01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:36,240 They come together. 1922 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:36,760 Yeah. 1923 01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:39,440 If they were all robbers, I feel like it would be like that. 1924 01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:41,480 I wouldn't give one person from Ocean's Eleven 1925 01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:44,640 a gun ever at some point, even though they 1926 01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:45,640 were very organized. 1927 01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:49,640 But this group of robbers planned an amazing heist. 1928 01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:51,040 And we're all going to be there. 1929 01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:52,200 And we're going to be there. 1930 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,920 And we're going to be there because the robbers planned 1931 01:03:55,920 --> 01:04:00,160 an amazing heist and were way too comfortable with guns also. 1932 01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:00,640 Yeah. 1933 01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:01,680 Because they were terrorists. 1934 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,160 Because they were terrorists. 1935 01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:04,320 Yeah, that's what it is. 1936 01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:07,840 So when Hans Gruber got together the perfect heist team, 1937 01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:11,440 he hired one black guy that's good with technology. 1938 01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:14,600 He hired one European dude who then 1939 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,800 hired all his muscle buddies at the gym who 1940 01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,520 are gung-ho for murder. 1941 01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:21,160 Or they were all part of a terrorist cell, 1942 01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:25,260 that's what happened with he 1943 01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:27,160 got boosted out of a terrorist 1944 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:28,900 cell. So, then, they're 1945 01:04:27,220 --> 01:04:30,400 terrorists, not robbers but 1946 01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:32,000 they're they're they're 1947 01:04:30,460 --> 01:04:34,340 terrorists robbing. They're 1948 01:04:32,060 --> 01:04:35,400 terrorists. They're not 1949 01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,200 robbing who are robbing 1950 01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:38,500 something. Exactly. That's 1951 01:04:36,260 --> 01:04:40,140 what they're fighting for. 1952 01:04:38,580 --> 01:04:41,080 Terrorist activities. So, that 1953 01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:42,180 would be they're terrorists. 1954 01:04:41,140 --> 01:04:43,780 They're terror pirates. They 1955 01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:45,220 were way too good at this. 1956 01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:47,520 They're terrorists and pirates 1957 01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:49,180 and I like terror. Yeah. But 1958 01:04:47,580 --> 01:04:50,520 they were so comfortable 1959 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:54,160 playing with them. They're 1960 01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:55,860 killing them. They're killing 1961 01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:57,440 them. They're killing them. 1962 01:04:55,940 --> 01:04:59,800 Or now, so, so, like, if you 1963 01:04:57,500 --> 01:05:02,340 ever look at, like, any of the 1964 01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:03,840 terrorists, like, practicing 1965 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,380 for war, notice, there's like a 1966 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:07,840 bunch of like, 10, 12 year olds 1967 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:09,020 firing AKs in the air with them 1968 01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,520 and **** dude. Sure. They're 1969 01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,920 born into that **** So, like, 1970 01:05:10,580 --> 01:05:15,280 they probably shot their best 1971 01:05:11,980 --> 01:05:15,280 buddy in the leg. 1972 01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:19,160 I mean, the twins definitely 1973 01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:22,840 have a lot of fun. Like, so, 1974 01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,600 what we think is right and 1975 01:05:22,900 --> 01:05:24,440 wrong, they're just like, let's 1976 01:05:23,660 --> 01:05:25,560 go. Let's go. Let's go. They 1977 01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:26,460 have no concept. They have no 1978 01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:27,540 concept. They don't learn how 1979 01:05:26,540 --> 01:05:28,140 to shoot each other. Yeah, you 1980 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:29,580 know, when you start talking 1981 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,280 about some of those other 1982 01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:31,480 countries and places, they 1983 01:05:30,340 --> 01:05:33,080 don't have concepts. Wait, 1984 01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:34,580 wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, 1985 01:05:33,140 --> 01:05:35,640 wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, 1986 01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,240 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 1987 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:37,740 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 1988 01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:38,480 this is Fried Rice Podcast. We 1989 01:05:37,820 --> 01:05:41,140 don't get into **** politics 1990 01:05:38,540 --> 01:05:43,420 on here. The **** is going on. 1991 01:05:41,220 --> 01:05:45,880 Everybody take a **** 1992 01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:47,480 chill pill. Jesus. Yeah. 1993 01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:49,020 There's tough **** in the 1994 01:05:49,020 --> 01:05:52,660 middle. We have a grading 1995 01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:56,460 system. It goes from B down to 1996 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:57,960 F. B being the highest because 1997 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,820 we typically don't grade great 1998 01:05:58,020 --> 01:06:01,360 movies. This is an exception. 1999 01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:02,300 Uh B is going to be our 2000 01:06:01,420 --> 01:06:03,860 highest. C is a, you know, you 2001 01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:05,460 can work yourself down and then 2002 01:06:03,940 --> 01:06:07,060 it goes to D and then after D, 2003 01:06:05,540 --> 01:06:08,940 we go, oh no, sorry. Yeah. It 2004 01:06:07,140 --> 01:06:10,900 goes to F. Then we have a W and 2005 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,300 W is what we don't even need to 2006 01:06:10,980 --> 01:06:13,740 discuss W today because this, 2007 01:06:12,380 --> 01:06:15,340 I don't think anyone's willing 2008 01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,940 to give Die Hard a W on air. 2009 01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:18,820 **** me, dude. Even if you 2010 01:06:18,820 --> 01:06:21,720 don't give a ****, we'll do a 2011 01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:23,380 Christmas movie. We'll take a 2012 01:06:21,780 --> 01:06:24,420 quick vote. We don't need to 2013 01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:27,380 discuss it because I feel it's 2014 01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:28,780 going to get political. Uh I 2015 01:06:27,460 --> 01:06:30,220 don't know. You just, I'm 2016 01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:32,620 dying, you buddy. Alright. Uh 2017 01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:34,660 so, we'll do, we'll do yeas and 2018 01:06:32,700 --> 01:06:37,200 nays, okay? Christmas movie. 2019 01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:40,160 Yes or no? Yes. Yes. It happens 2020 01:06:37,260 --> 01:06:43,160 during Christmas. That is not 2021 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:46,380 what we're doing, Jesse. That's 2022 01:06:46,380 --> 01:06:52,380 what we're doing. Jesse says no. 2023 01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:55,580 We're going to complicate this 2024 01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:55,580 for by OCD. Just come on. 2025 01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:59,920 Brendan. Yes. Is it crazy? 2026 01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:02,360 That's a Christmas movie. Wait, 2027 01:06:59,980 --> 01:07:03,700 is it? Jeremy says yes. That's 2028 01:07:02,420 --> 01:07:05,120 a Hanukkah movie, right? So, 2029 01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:06,760 maybe this is a Hanukkah 2030 01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:07,700 movie. There's Christmas. There's 2031 01:07:06,820 --> 01:07:08,760 Christmas trees all over the 2032 01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:11,300 place. It's not a Hanukkah 2033 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:12,740 movie. No. What? $640 million 2034 01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:13,700 all of a sudden. It's a 2035 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:14,500 Hanukkah movie. Christmas 2036 01:07:14,500 --> 01:07:17,480 trees. It's a Hanukkah 2037 01:07:15,540 --> 01:07:19,380 movie. It's a Hanukkah 2038 01:07:17,540 --> 01:07:22,580 movie. It's a Hanukkah movie. 2039 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:26,420 Absolutely. Tomas says, yeah. 2040 01:07:22,660 --> 01:07:26,420 See. See. See. Jesus. 2041 01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:32,000 Oh god. It's Christmas. You two 2042 01:07:29,660 --> 01:07:35,800 are bad for future while I need 2043 01:07:32,060 --> 01:07:39,260 you. My soul might need you in 2044 01:07:35,860 --> 01:07:42,340 the future. Yes. 100%. How can 2045 01:07:42,340 --> 01:07:47,900 you not have a Christmas movie 2046 01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:49,400 that takes place during 2047 01:07:47,980 --> 01:07:51,080 Christmas has a **** Christmas 2048 01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,680 songs during it takes place at 2049 01:07:51,140 --> 01:07:54,240 a Christmas party is absolutely 2050 01:07:52,740 --> 01:07:55,580 a Christmas movie. I don't care 2051 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:57,120 what anyone says. I'm going to 2052 01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:58,620 do a Christmas movie. I'll even 2053 01:07:57,180 --> 01:08:00,080 say Bruce Willis, come fight me 2054 01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:01,580 bro. If you have any different 2055 01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:03,180 opinions because he once said 2056 01:08:01,660 --> 01:08:04,660 it's not a Christmas movie. Now 2057 01:08:03,260 --> 01:08:06,220 you want to fight and that's 2058 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:09,160 exactly now the time to 2059 01:08:06,300 --> 01:08:09,160 challenge. 2060 01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:12,640 It's not a Christmas movie. 2061 01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:16,280 It's just as much murderous 2062 01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:16,780 violence as if this is a 2063 01:08:16,340 --> 01:08:20,080 Christmas movie. If this was 2064 01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:21,040 about Halloween instead of 2065 01:08:20,140 --> 01:08:24,020 Christmas, would it be Halloween 2066 01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:25,080 if it opened with Monster Mash 2067 01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:28,060 took place at a Halloween party. 2068 01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:29,160 He was in costume. The terrorist 2069 01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:32,120 rolling costume and it was a 2070 01:08:29,220 --> 01:08:33,120 more fun version. So, are all 2071 01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,960 the terrorists at Christmas 2072 01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:40,960 coming? Are they? Wait, wait. 2073 01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:41,520 Yes, it would be Halloween 2074 01:08:41,020 --> 01:08:43,960 because on his arm, he would be 2075 01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:46,160 riding Dracula. Uh **** 2076 01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:47,560 tampon man. He'd be riding down 2077 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:50,040 all these different costumes. 2078 01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:50,040 It'd be way more fun. 2079 01:08:50,100 --> 01:08:53,040 It'd be boo. 2080 01:08:50,100 --> 01:08:54,800 Wait, wait. It would be a 2081 01:08:53,100 --> 01:08:56,300 fantastic movie though. I really 2082 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:57,340 want to see that. As much as I 2083 01:08:56,380 --> 01:08:58,280 don't want to argue against 2084 01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:59,880 that because I think it's funny 2085 01:08:58,340 --> 01:09:02,080 that you're upset about this. 2086 01:08:59,940 --> 01:09:03,680 I want to see it. He does. 2087 01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:07,220 He's got a good body. Yeah. 2088 01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:08,300 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good body. 2089 01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:09,460 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I 2090 01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,960 think that's but I think that's 2091 01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:13,260 circumstantial. He just has good 2092 01:09:11,020 --> 01:09:14,960 comedic timing. That's all. He 2093 01:09:13,340 --> 01:09:17,400 says to our guy, this isn't a 2094 01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:18,200 Christmas song. Yeah, it is. 2095 01:09:17,460 --> 01:09:19,880 I'm rolling down to something. 2096 01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:21,700 I don't know what I'm playing. 2097 01:09:19,940 --> 01:09:23,380 It's a song. Ready to go. It's 2098 01:09:21,780 --> 01:09:24,620 a Christmas song. Would it be 2099 01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:28,020 better if it was a Halloween 2100 01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:30,520 movie? It might be. The the bad 2101 01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:31,380 guys dress up in costumes. 2102 01:09:30,580 --> 01:09:32,080 There's like Master Chief. Wait, 2103 01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:33,620 wait. Hold on. I would love to 2104 01:09:33,620 --> 01:09:37,620 the yokeyama fucking building or whatever was drenched in green because it was st. 2105 01:09:37,620 --> 01:09:39,120 Patti's day would it be then be a st. 2106 01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:44,120 Patti movie if the moment he walked into the party or the moment he got to the 2107 01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:46,120 taxi. I want to drink some Guinness. 2108 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:48,620 If Orgyle pinched him. 2109 01:09:48,620 --> 01:09:51,620 If they don't do it he doesn't go ho ho ho when he walks into the fucking building. 2110 01:09:51,620 --> 01:09:53,620 If the terrorists were Irish. 2111 01:09:53,620 --> 01:09:58,120 All I'm saying is if he doesn't change his grip it makes sense right? 2112 01:09:58,120 --> 01:10:02,620 If he didn't have to change his grip and say oh what a great political point that 2113 01:10:02,620 --> 01:10:04,620 would be if it were an IRA related. 2114 01:10:04,620 --> 01:10:06,620 If he didn't have to change his grip. 2115 01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:08,620 That didn't make any sense. 2116 01:10:08,620 --> 01:10:10,620 That made no sense. 2117 01:10:10,620 --> 01:10:12,620 It would be a fight on Catholicism if there were an IRA movie. 2118 01:10:12,620 --> 01:10:21,620 Wait yeah you're taking your you're you're you're you're disrupting the idea of a 2119 01:10:21,620 --> 01:10:24,620 Christmas movie man. It doesn't exist in your head. 2120 01:10:24,620 --> 01:10:28,620 So you're saying the Santa Claus if it was about say. 2121 01:10:28,620 --> 01:10:32,620 Explain that before Christmas. 2122 01:10:32,620 --> 01:10:35,620 Nightmare before Christmas. 2123 01:10:35,620 --> 01:10:37,620 Fuck everything you're saying. 2124 01:10:37,620 --> 01:10:39,620 Nightmare before Christmas. 2125 01:10:39,620 --> 01:10:41,620 Answer the man. 2126 01:10:41,620 --> 01:10:43,620 No no he's asking you. 2127 01:10:43,620 --> 01:10:45,620 That's a Christmas movie because he brings Christmas to the dead. 2128 01:10:45,620 --> 01:10:47,620 Is there Halloween in that movie? 2129 01:10:47,620 --> 01:10:50,620 In a Halloween town homies telling me it's a Christmas movie. 2130 01:10:50,620 --> 01:10:57,620 Yet this fucking movie that it takes place during a Christmas party is a questionable fucking. 2131 01:10:57,620 --> 01:10:59,620 A. 2132 01:10:59,620 --> 01:11:01,620 Halloween movie. 2133 01:11:01,620 --> 01:11:05,620 And turn that evil and just stop Christmas. 2134 01:11:05,620 --> 01:11:07,620 It was like some workshop of error. 2135 01:11:07,620 --> 01:11:09,620 But he didn't. 2136 01:11:09,620 --> 01:11:11,620 He actually came back. 2137 01:11:11,620 --> 01:11:13,620 Fucking Christmas. 2138 01:11:13,620 --> 01:11:15,620 And brought Christmas to Halloween. 2139 01:11:15,620 --> 01:11:17,620 To like live in that. 2140 01:11:17,620 --> 01:11:19,620 It went to the East. 2141 01:11:19,620 --> 01:11:27,620 And it's a Christmas movie. 2142 01:11:27,620 --> 01:11:29,620 Look. 2143 01:11:29,620 --> 01:11:31,620 Look. 2144 01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:33,620 If you're telling me right now you're comparing two movies. 2145 01:11:33,620 --> 01:11:35,620 One that has Halloween in it. 2146 01:11:35,620 --> 01:11:37,620 One that has zero Halloween in it. 2147 01:11:37,620 --> 01:11:40,620 And you're telling me the one that has Halloween in it is a Christmas movie. 2148 01:11:40,620 --> 01:11:47,620 But the other one is. 2149 01:11:47,620 --> 01:11:51,620 Okay so you know the tree with the fucking like a Christmas tree door. 2150 01:11:51,620 --> 01:11:53,620 Right? 2151 01:11:53,620 --> 01:11:55,620 That means Christmas exists. 2152 01:11:55,620 --> 01:11:57,620 Wait. 2153 01:11:57,620 --> 01:11:59,620 Fuckin what is. 2154 01:11:59,620 --> 01:12:01,620 Thank God you wore your ugly Halloween sweaters. 2155 01:12:01,620 --> 01:12:05,620 The other way you look at it. 2156 01:12:05,620 --> 01:12:09,620 You brought Christmas to Halloween because they didn't even know what presents were. 2157 01:12:09,620 --> 01:12:11,620 Correct. 2158 01:12:11,620 --> 01:12:13,620 It was all about things. 2159 01:12:13,620 --> 01:12:15,620 Exactly. 2160 01:12:15,620 --> 01:12:17,620 Which makes them both Christmas movies. 2161 01:12:17,620 --> 01:12:23,620 It's those three little kids that like went to go and pick up Santa Claus and they tried to make him take it over. 2162 01:12:23,620 --> 01:12:25,620 They're both Christmas movies is what we're trying to say. 2163 01:12:25,620 --> 01:12:27,620 Exactly. 2164 01:12:27,620 --> 01:12:31,620 So really Hans Gruber and his minions are the three kids and Nightmare for Christmas. 2165 01:12:31,620 --> 01:12:33,620 Wait. 2166 01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:35,620 You guys were arguing with me? 2167 01:12:35,620 --> 01:12:37,620 They were arguing with me. 2168 01:12:37,620 --> 01:12:41,620 No your argument was you're saying Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. 2169 01:12:41,620 --> 01:12:43,620 I'm not saying it's not a Christmas movie. 2170 01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:45,620 I'm just saying. 2171 01:12:45,620 --> 01:12:47,620 I changed my mind now. You guys got me all fucked. 2172 01:12:47,620 --> 01:12:49,620 I'm saying it happened during Christmas. 2173 01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:51,620 It's a pirate movie. 2174 01:12:51,620 --> 01:12:53,620 That was the whole argument. 2175 01:12:53,620 --> 01:12:55,620 It started from there. 2176 01:12:55,620 --> 01:12:57,620 That was the whole argument. 2177 01:12:57,620 --> 01:12:59,620 You guys were saying it happened during Christmas but not a Christmas movie. 2178 01:12:59,620 --> 01:13:01,620 That's what you were saying. 2179 01:13:01,620 --> 01:13:03,620 I didn't say it was a Christmas movie. 2180 01:13:03,620 --> 01:13:05,620 Yes or no. 2181 01:13:05,620 --> 01:13:07,620 These guys are just being dicks. 2182 01:13:07,620 --> 01:13:09,620 Do you see why Nightmare for Christmas would be a Christmas movie? 2183 01:13:09,620 --> 01:13:11,620 Yes that's my whole point. 2184 01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:13,620 That's why I brought it up. That's why I'm telling you. 2185 01:13:13,620 --> 01:13:15,620 That's the whole reason why I brought it up. 2186 01:13:15,620 --> 01:13:17,620 Wait. 2187 01:13:17,620 --> 01:13:19,620 I'm going to put a time out real quick. 2188 01:13:19,620 --> 01:13:21,620 We're going to settle this once and for all. 2189 01:13:21,620 --> 01:13:25,620 We're going to deconstruct your crazy brain over here by doing one thing. 2190 01:13:25,620 --> 01:13:27,620 Wait. I just want to hear what we're going to do. 2191 01:13:27,620 --> 01:13:29,620 Nightmare for Christmas is like a Christmas movie. 2192 01:13:29,620 --> 01:13:31,620 Think of a Christmas movie. 2193 01:13:31,620 --> 01:13:33,620 Not you. 2194 01:13:33,620 --> 01:13:35,620 They're going to say Christmas movie. 2195 01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:37,620 You're going to say if it's a Christmas movie or not. 2196 01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:39,620 Okay. 2197 01:13:39,620 --> 01:13:41,620 I don't want to tell you why. 2198 01:13:41,620 --> 01:13:43,620 I don't see a Christmas movie. 2199 01:13:43,620 --> 01:13:45,620 It's a fucking Thomas Edison. Go for it. 2200 01:13:45,620 --> 01:13:47,620 He's going to tell us if it's a Christmas movie or not. 2201 01:13:47,620 --> 01:13:49,620 Go for it. What's a Christmas movie? 2202 01:13:49,620 --> 01:13:51,620 Fucking Santa Claus. 2203 01:13:51,620 --> 01:13:53,620 Okay. A Christmas movie. Obviously Santa Claus. 2204 01:13:53,620 --> 01:13:55,620 Yeah of course. 2205 01:13:55,620 --> 01:13:57,620 Die Hard. 2206 01:13:57,620 --> 01:13:59,620 That's going to come up in the air. 2207 01:13:59,620 --> 01:14:01,620 It has to be a Christmas movie. 2208 01:14:01,620 --> 01:14:03,620 Okay. 2209 01:14:03,620 --> 01:14:05,620 Home Alone. 2210 01:14:05,620 --> 01:14:07,620 Home Alone. Yeah. 2211 01:14:07,620 --> 01:14:09,620 I don't remember Home Alone. 2212 01:14:09,620 --> 01:14:11,620 Did we get presents instead of the Christmas Home Alone? 2213 01:14:11,620 --> 01:14:13,620 That's absolutely Christmas. 2214 01:14:13,620 --> 01:14:15,620 I don't think you should be in this conversation anymore. 2215 01:14:15,620 --> 01:14:17,620 You can't answer Home Alone is Christmas or not. 2216 01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:19,620 I think you give up your right. 2217 01:14:19,620 --> 01:14:21,620 In the Christmas conversation. 2218 01:14:21,620 --> 01:14:23,620 Wait. The first one is Christmas? 2219 01:14:23,620 --> 01:14:25,620 Is Home Alone about Christmas? 2220 01:14:25,620 --> 01:14:27,620 It's literally about Christmas. 2221 01:14:27,620 --> 01:14:29,620 I like how before this segment 2222 01:14:29,620 --> 01:14:31,620 you were like let's not get political about this. 2223 01:14:31,620 --> 01:14:33,620 Why is it about Christmas? 2224 01:14:33,620 --> 01:14:35,620 I feel like we're dangerously close to getting a Christmas movie. 2225 01:14:35,620 --> 01:14:37,620 Why are we going to do ratings? 2226 01:14:37,620 --> 01:14:39,620 Yeah we're going to do ratings. 2227 01:14:39,620 --> 01:14:41,620 All I know is that just real quick 2228 01:14:41,620 --> 01:14:43,620 Jesse thinks he's so fucking slick. 2229 01:14:43,620 --> 01:14:45,620 Over here he thinks he's got this giant pot stirrer 2230 01:14:45,620 --> 01:14:47,620 and he's just sitting back 2231 01:14:47,620 --> 01:14:49,620 just going like let me just get this fucking going. 2232 01:14:49,620 --> 01:14:51,620 Let me get everyone over here. 2233 01:14:51,620 --> 01:14:53,620 You don't think that I'm fucking watching Jesse 2234 01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:55,620 and taking notes? 2235 01:14:55,620 --> 01:14:57,620 I thought it was him. 2236 01:14:57,620 --> 01:14:59,620 No no no. 2237 01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:01,620 He's just pumping you up. 2238 01:15:01,620 --> 01:15:03,620 He's the devil's advocate. 2239 01:15:03,620 --> 01:15:05,620 Which is so ironic because you're fucking saying Jesus. 2240 01:15:05,620 --> 01:15:07,620 Is this a Christmas episode? 2241 01:15:07,620 --> 01:15:09,620 Well it's coming out in January. 2242 01:15:09,620 --> 01:15:11,620 No it's coming out in January. 2243 01:15:11,620 --> 01:15:13,620 Well it's coming out right before January. 2244 01:15:13,620 --> 01:15:15,620 It's a New Year's Eve episode. 2245 01:15:15,620 --> 01:15:17,620 It's a Christmas movie right? 2246 01:15:17,620 --> 01:15:19,620 Okay yeah we'll finish it up. Christmas movie. 2247 01:15:19,620 --> 01:15:21,620 Okay yeah. 2248 01:15:21,620 --> 01:15:23,620 It's going to be about Christmas. 2249 01:15:23,620 --> 01:15:25,620 He said diehard again. 2250 01:15:25,620 --> 01:15:27,620 Fuck yeah Tomas. 2251 01:15:27,620 --> 01:15:29,620 Is it Grandma's movie? 2252 01:15:29,620 --> 01:15:31,620 Yeah it is. 2253 01:15:31,620 --> 01:15:33,620 Oh. 2254 01:15:33,620 --> 01:15:35,620 Another solid Christmas movie Christmas. 2255 01:15:35,620 --> 01:15:37,620 What about Grandma's too? 2256 01:15:37,620 --> 01:15:39,620 Yeah. 2257 01:15:39,620 --> 01:15:41,620 I know. 2258 01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:43,620 Everyone said all my ideas on the last one. 2259 01:15:43,620 --> 01:15:45,620 No. 2260 01:15:45,620 --> 01:15:47,620 There's only 10 Christmas movies in the whole world. 2261 01:15:47,620 --> 01:15:49,620 I know right. 2262 01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:51,620 Okay. 2263 01:15:51,620 --> 01:15:53,620 There's one I think is the obvious Christmas movie. 2264 01:15:53,620 --> 01:15:55,620 Awesome. 2265 01:15:55,620 --> 01:15:57,620 Every single one everyone said was each of my backup. 2266 01:15:57,620 --> 01:15:59,620 And it just went up to the top. 2267 01:15:59,620 --> 01:16:01,620 Oh. 2268 01:16:01,620 --> 01:16:03,620 It's a christmas movie. 2269 01:16:03,620 --> 01:16:05,620 It's a christmas mass movie. 2270 01:16:05,620 --> 01:16:07,620 Is it not open with this boat? 2271 01:16:07,620 --> 01:16:09,620 Then what's the fucking point of Christmas bro? 2272 01:16:09,620 --> 01:16:11,620 Passion of the Christ. 2273 01:16:11,620 --> 01:16:15,620 Just because it has a sad ending doesn't mean it doesn't open with Christmas. 2274 01:16:15,620 --> 01:16:17,620 Hey Groundhog did. 2275 01:16:17,620 --> 01:16:19,620 It's literally like 10 minutes. 2276 01:16:19,620 --> 01:16:21,620 Oh Prometheus. 2277 01:16:21,620 --> 01:16:23,620 Didn't you guys just watch that? Isn't that a Christmas movie because it takes place on Christmas? 2278 01:16:23,620 --> 01:16:25,620 We didn't just watch that. 2279 01:16:25,620 --> 01:16:27,620 But it does. 2280 01:16:27,620 --> 01:16:29,620 It's a Christmas movie. 2281 01:16:29,620 --> 01:16:31,620 The alien prequel. 2282 01:16:31,620 --> 01:16:33,620 They're traveling for like 100 years on this ship. 2283 01:16:33,620 --> 01:16:35,620 They finally get to the planet. 2284 01:16:35,620 --> 01:16:37,620 And it's Christmas. 2285 01:16:37,620 --> 01:16:39,620 And the guy busts out of Christmas trees. 2286 01:16:39,620 --> 01:16:41,620 And says it's Christmas back home. 2287 01:16:41,620 --> 01:16:43,620 Oh so because. 2288 01:16:43,620 --> 01:16:45,620 No. 2289 01:16:45,620 --> 01:16:47,620 It starts with Christmas Saturday. 2290 01:16:47,620 --> 01:16:49,620 I'm almost done with this. 2291 01:16:49,620 --> 01:16:51,620 Let's go one step further. 2292 01:16:51,620 --> 01:16:53,620 We're going to shut this down. 2293 01:16:53,620 --> 01:16:55,620 I feel like we're trying to make a really big point. 2294 01:16:55,620 --> 01:16:57,620 Because you have them. 2295 01:16:57,620 --> 01:16:59,620 I love it. This is going to be a great clip. 2296 01:16:59,620 --> 01:17:01,620 So all those movies you named off of are obvious Christmas movies. 2297 01:17:01,620 --> 01:17:03,620 Like it makes sense it's Christmas. 2298 01:17:03,620 --> 01:17:05,620 It has a plot of Christmas. 2299 01:17:05,620 --> 01:17:07,620 Santa Claus is somehow involved. 2300 01:17:07,620 --> 01:17:09,620 Christmas is somehow involved. 2301 01:17:09,620 --> 01:17:11,620 All this happens. 2302 01:17:11,620 --> 01:17:13,620 These people in Die Hard. 2303 01:17:13,620 --> 01:17:15,620 There is no obvious freaking saying. 2304 01:17:15,620 --> 01:17:17,620 No. 2305 01:17:17,620 --> 01:17:19,620 Taking place on July 18th. 2306 01:17:19,620 --> 01:17:21,620 He's just saying it's going to be the same movie. 2307 01:17:21,620 --> 01:17:23,620 There's nothing obvious. 2308 01:17:23,620 --> 01:17:25,620 It's Christmas because it was convenient. 2309 01:17:25,620 --> 01:17:27,620 When it was. 2310 01:17:27,620 --> 01:17:29,620 It was convenient. 2311 01:17:29,620 --> 01:17:31,620 It was a Christmas party sure. 2312 01:17:31,620 --> 01:17:33,620 But it wasn't a Christmas movie. 2313 01:17:33,620 --> 01:17:35,620 Christmas is an integral to the plot. 2314 01:17:35,620 --> 01:17:37,620 A skeleton bringing Halloween to it. 2315 01:17:37,620 --> 01:17:39,620 Santa Claus is a Christmas movie. 2316 01:17:39,620 --> 01:17:41,620 Santa is a Christmas movie. 2317 01:17:41,620 --> 01:17:43,620 Santa is a Christmas movie. 2318 01:17:43,620 --> 01:17:45,620 Santa or bust. 2319 01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:47,620 No fucking Santa is no fucking Christmas movie. 2320 01:17:47,620 --> 01:17:49,620 Of course the Jesus guy wants to believe in Santa. 2321 01:17:49,620 --> 01:17:51,620 We would have weird parameters for Christmas movies. 2322 01:17:51,620 --> 01:17:53,620 You should have circled back 10 minutes. 2323 01:17:53,620 --> 01:17:55,620 Roll on. 2324 01:17:55,620 --> 01:17:57,620 No Santa, no Christmas. 2325 01:17:57,620 --> 01:17:59,620 And then we would have fucking known where you stood. 2326 01:17:59,620 --> 01:18:01,620 The train movie. 2327 01:18:01,620 --> 01:18:03,620 You're standing firmly on the naughty list. 2328 01:18:03,620 --> 01:18:05,620 The Polar Express 2329 01:18:05,620 --> 01:18:07,620 didn't mention Santa. 2330 01:18:07,620 --> 01:18:09,620 But it's obviously going. 2331 01:18:09,620 --> 01:18:11,620 The Polar Express didn't mention Santa. 2332 01:18:11,620 --> 01:18:13,620 Santa's in the Polar Express. 2333 01:18:13,620 --> 01:18:15,620 He's at the end. 2334 01:18:15,620 --> 01:18:17,620 The Polar Express is literally a Christmas vehicle. 2335 01:18:17,620 --> 01:18:19,620 It makes it a Christmas movie. 2336 01:18:19,620 --> 01:18:21,620 This is definitely up in the air. 2337 01:18:21,620 --> 01:18:23,620 It's like one of those 50-50 points. 2338 01:18:23,620 --> 01:18:25,620 It could have been a July 4th movie. 2339 01:18:25,620 --> 01:18:27,620 What do you say? 2340 01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:29,620 It did come out in July. 2341 01:18:29,620 --> 01:18:31,620 Just so that I don't build a little 2342 01:18:31,620 --> 01:18:33,620 of your points. 2343 01:18:33,620 --> 01:18:35,620 How about a miracle? 2344 01:18:35,620 --> 01:18:37,620 A miracle during Christmas. 2345 01:18:37,620 --> 01:18:39,620 That could be kind if you want to interpret it that way. 2346 01:18:39,620 --> 01:18:41,620 John and his wife 2347 01:18:41,620 --> 01:18:43,620 will be really not getting together. 2348 01:18:43,620 --> 01:18:45,620 But he's not getting anything. 2349 01:18:45,620 --> 01:18:47,620 Christmas miracle. 2350 01:18:47,620 --> 01:18:49,620 Christmas miracle. 2351 01:18:49,620 --> 01:18:51,620 Just him winning is also a Christmas miracle. 2352 01:18:51,620 --> 01:18:53,620 Al finally got over killing that innocent kid. 2353 01:18:53,620 --> 01:18:55,620 Christmas miracle. 2354 01:18:55,620 --> 01:18:57,620 Let's just call every fucking movie 2355 01:18:57,620 --> 01:18:59,620 that reconsiders each other a fucking crazy movie. 2356 01:18:59,620 --> 01:19:01,620 Apparently somehow 2357 01:19:01,620 --> 01:19:03,620 loving and kissing each other is all that's interesting. 2358 01:19:03,620 --> 01:19:05,620 Call me crazy. 2359 01:19:05,620 --> 01:19:07,620 My criteria for a Christmas movie 2360 01:19:07,620 --> 01:19:09,620 typically includes 2361 01:19:09,620 --> 01:19:11,620 Christmas party, 2362 01:19:11,620 --> 01:19:13,620 Christmas music, 2363 01:19:13,620 --> 01:19:15,620 Christmas trees, Christmas 2364 01:19:15,620 --> 01:19:17,620 music 2365 01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:19,620 Christmas trees, Christmas 2366 01:19:19,620 --> 01:19:21,620 Christmas 2367 01:19:21,620 --> 01:19:23,620 I need 2368 01:19:23,620 --> 01:19:25,620 die hard with the vengeance 2369 01:19:25,620 --> 01:19:27,620 and you're like 2370 01:19:27,620 --> 01:19:29,620 I've decided 2371 01:19:29,620 --> 01:19:31,620 Wait wait 2372 01:19:31,620 --> 01:19:33,620 What about 2373 01:19:33,620 --> 01:19:35,620 next Friday? 2374 01:19:35,620 --> 01:19:37,620 What about Mean Girls? 2375 01:19:37,620 --> 01:19:39,620 Oh yeah. Friday after next. 2376 01:19:39,620 --> 01:19:41,620 Mean Girls, Batman Returns 2377 01:19:41,620 --> 01:19:43,620 and there's a Santa Claus in it. 2378 01:19:43,620 --> 01:19:48,920 Christmas. Yeah, it's me. 2379 01:19:47,220 --> 01:19:50,420 Girls are Christmas movie. Yeah, 2380 01:19:48,980 --> 01:19:54,020 there you go. It's me. Girls 2381 01:19:50,480 --> 01:19:54,020 Christmas movie. 2382 01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:58,900 literally has a kid dressed as 2383 01:19:57,200 --> 01:20:01,100 Santa, right? Walking around at 2384 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:02,600 some point. Yeah, none. None. 2385 01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:04,040 Girls is a Christmas movie. 2386 01:20:02,660 --> 01:20:05,640 They're not. They die hard at 2387 01:20:04,100 --> 01:20:07,640 Christmas. It's close. Alright, 2388 01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:09,040 it's yeah. What about what 2389 01:20:07,700 --> 01:20:10,640 about? Okay, every year around 2390 01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:12,040 Christmas, what gets played? 2391 01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:15,620 Yeah, they're the Christmas 2392 01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:18,160 and Alan Ripman was in die 2393 01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:18,160 hard. So, that means 2394 01:20:18,460 --> 01:20:21,960 the Christmas movie. 2395 01:20:23,020 --> 01:20:26,960 I actually, yeah, they do. They 2396 01:20:25,620 --> 01:20:29,460 do. Yeah, the very first, the 2397 01:20:27,020 --> 01:20:33,460 very first movie he gets. Yeah. 2398 01:20:29,540 --> 01:20:36,980 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 2399 01:20:33,540 --> 01:20:36,980 Yeah. 2400 01:20:36,980 --> 01:20:41,420 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 2401 01:20:40,980 --> 01:20:44,920 I'm sorry. Hey, uh just real 2402 01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:46,360 quick. Look at this still image 2403 01:20:44,980 --> 01:20:47,920 of the movie that I just pulled 2404 01:20:46,420 --> 01:20:48,920 up which is Die Hard. They can 2405 01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:50,400 live that up for weeks after. 2406 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,420 How long do people leave 2407 01:20:50,460 --> 01:20:52,760 Christmas lights on their 2408 01:20:51,500 --> 01:20:54,300 houses? You're around us 2409 01:20:52,820 --> 01:20:55,940 sometimes. They might have been 2410 01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:56,940 forgetful. Oh my god. Jesse, 2411 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:58,400 you're a white trash. Jesse, 2412 01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:59,900 you're right. Stirring the pot 2413 01:20:58,460 --> 01:21:02,400 is fun because I have another 2414 01:20:59,960 --> 01:21:04,640 one. Batman Returns takes 2415 01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:09,540 place. I'm not gonna lie to you. 2416 01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:10,140 I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm 2417 01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:11,540 not gonna lie. I'm not gonna 2418 01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:13,680 lie. Is Batman Returns a 2419 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:16,580 Christsumi? I think. Wait, what 2420 01:21:13,740 --> 01:21:20,580 are we? Santa? Santa! Santa! 2421 01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:24,580 Santa! Santa! No, that's a 2422 01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:26,580 fucking Santa! It's an ornament 2423 01:21:24,660 --> 01:21:27,080 just like the fucking tree. 2424 01:21:26,660 --> 01:21:28,560 This is a canonically a 2425 01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:31,060 Christmas movie according to 2426 01:21:31,060 --> 01:21:38,000 the movie. Wait, Santa's gotta 2427 01:21:34,060 --> 01:21:40,000 be alive for it to work for you. 2428 01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:41,040 The image has been alive and 2429 01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:44,040 there's no Christmas movie 2430 01:21:41,100 --> 01:21:44,040 ever. What is fucking going on? 2431 01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:48,040 There's no holiday cheer here 2432 01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:48,040 in this movie. 2433 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:52,040 No fucking time. 2434 01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:56,060 So, every time I fuck somebody 2435 01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:56,060 it's holiday cheer. 2436 01:21:56,060 --> 01:22:01,160 Yeah. It's holiday cheer. It's 2437 01:21:57,060 --> 01:22:01,860 like. At a Christmas party, 2438 01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:03,240 you're walking around the 2439 01:22:01,940 --> 01:22:05,940 table. It's holiday cheer. I 2440 01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:07,840 mean, yeah, I suppose. I'd be 2441 01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:11,840 cheering with some cocaine. 2442 01:22:07,900 --> 01:22:11,840 Yeah. So, she clapping. 2443 01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:14,220 In front of your. In front of 2444 01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:17,320 your billionaire boss just 2445 01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:19,560 straight up. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 2446 01:22:17,380 --> 01:22:21,520 Even jolly. I've got a new name 2447 01:22:19,620 --> 01:22:25,520 for you. You're now Contraria 2448 01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:30,440 Jesus. I mean, you think you 2449 01:22:29,540 --> 01:22:31,040 just put down on the table like 2450 01:22:30,500 --> 01:22:34,000 I get it because he's being 2451 01:22:31,100 --> 01:22:35,500 contrarian right now but that 2452 01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:37,040 alone is a concept. Could you 2453 01:22:35,580 --> 01:22:39,980 think of a contrarian Jesus? We 2454 01:22:37,100 --> 01:22:42,420 said we weren't going to do 2455 01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:43,980 this. I don't know. You're 2456 01:22:42,480 --> 01:22:45,480 pretty Roman right now. B is the 2457 01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:47,420 highest. W is the lowest. 2458 01:22:45,540 --> 01:22:48,860 Christmas movie and there's not 2459 01:22:47,480 --> 01:22:51,460 a Christmas movie. How is that 2460 01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:52,020 being comparing to any? It's 2461 01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:53,460 coming your way. Grab it. I 2462 01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:54,520 don't know, man. No, no, no, 2463 01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:56,760 no. You're just going to be 2464 01:22:55,660 --> 01:23:00,900 like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm 2465 01:22:56,820 --> 01:23:00,900 going to just look it up. 2466 01:23:01,140 --> 01:23:04,200 It's fine. It's just a 2467 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:05,000 position. I feel like you just 2468 01:23:04,260 --> 01:23:08,240 looked at word up on your phone 2469 01:23:05,060 --> 01:23:08,240 while you're. 2470 01:23:08,580 --> 01:23:10,840 Okay. You see this face? I'm 2471 01:23:09,900 --> 01:23:12,400 too old. I don't have a phone. 2472 01:23:10,900 --> 01:23:13,180 Alright, we're doing we're doing 2473 01:23:12,480 --> 01:23:14,080 great. We're doing great. We're 2474 01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:14,940 doing great. We're let's start 2475 01:23:14,140 --> 01:23:16,520 this way because we always we've 2476 01:23:15,020 --> 01:23:18,140 been doing it last every **** 2477 01:23:16,580 --> 01:23:19,740 time. Awesome. I'm so sorry. 2478 01:23:18,220 --> 01:23:21,280 Finally. Okay. So, I'm going to 2479 01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:22,760 give this movie a B. The intro, 2480 01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:23,660 I had a bunch of notes but once 2481 01:23:23,660 --> 01:23:25,660 I got to the end of it, I was 2482 01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:27,400 like, oh, that's a good **** 2483 01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:28,760 movie. Can you in under a minute 2484 01:23:27,460 --> 01:23:31,600 give us a brief rundown of your 2485 01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:33,700 notes? Uh yeah. So, if you took 2486 01:23:31,660 --> 01:23:35,300 the time to uh starts with that 2487 01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:38,180 dweeb saying, make fists with 2488 01:23:35,380 --> 01:23:39,700 your feet. Uh no, no snooping 2489 01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:41,240 around for presents and then 2490 01:23:39,780 --> 01:23:43,520 the kids like, where's dad? Uh 2491 01:23:41,300 --> 01:23:45,080 John McClain is autistic because 2492 01:23:43,580 --> 01:23:47,580 he rides passenger in the limo. 2493 01:23:45,140 --> 01:23:49,480 You're not going to like this 2494 01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:50,980 next one. It is a Christmas 2495 01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:52,580 movie. First track mentions 2496 01:23:52,580 --> 01:23:56,580 Christmas. And the last the 2497 01:23:54,240 --> 01:23:58,580 last song is a Christmas song. 2498 01:23:56,640 --> 01:24:00,580 Touch screens did not age well. 2499 01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:02,020 Argyle's the **** That's how 2500 01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:03,520 you do comic relief. First 2501 01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:06,580 titties, 23 minutes and 30 2502 01:24:03,580 --> 01:24:08,420 seconds. Yeah. Nazi Jeffrey 2503 01:24:06,660 --> 01:24:10,960 Dahmer is uh John McClain's 2504 01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:13,300 first kill. SWAT guy cut by 2505 01:24:11,020 --> 01:24:14,820 flowers. Nice. FBI looks like 2506 01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:16,000 dickheads. Ends with Christmas 2507 01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:17,500 song. But yeah, I'm going to 2508 01:24:16,060 --> 01:24:19,340 give it a solid B and I'm going 2509 01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:21,140 to hand it to our uh Christmas 2510 01:24:21,140 --> 01:24:24,980 guy. It's a year. Not just 2511 01:24:22,980 --> 01:24:28,980 Christmas. You know where he 2512 01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:28,980 found this out? Jars. 2513 01:24:29,220 --> 01:24:35,160 So, it's a B and one thing that 2514 01:24:32,420 --> 01:24:35,160 I want to go to is the um 2515 01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:40,420 **** stone right here. It's a 2516 01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:42,020 B. If I think about it, I'll 2517 01:24:40,500 --> 01:24:43,200 steal it. Yeah, yeah, this is a 2518 01:24:42,100 --> 01:24:44,500 it's fine. No one's this 2519 01:24:43,260 --> 01:24:46,000 podcast was easy. It could come 2520 01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:47,560 back in 20 minutes. It's fine. 2521 01:24:46,060 --> 01:24:48,640 Don't worry. I can't wait to 2522 01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:50,140 see the wavelengths like going 2523 01:24:50,140 --> 01:24:54,960 back to the 2524 01:24:51,740 --> 01:24:55,620 podcast. It's it's hey, let's 2525 01:24:55,020 --> 01:24:56,220 let's let's not make it 2526 01:24:55,680 --> 01:24:57,880 political. Who is this? A 2527 01:24:56,280 --> 01:25:01,060 Christmas movie? And then just 2528 01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:01,820 wait about 45 seconds. It's 2529 01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:04,760 going to just break people's 2530 01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:08,760 **** **** But yeah, okay. Uh 2531 01:25:04,820 --> 01:25:08,760 Jess. 2532 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:14,200 Oh. Oh. Yeah. Well, it's a good 2533 01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:17,940 movie but super cheesy. Dated. 2534 01:25:17,940 --> 01:25:23,920 It's a good movie. So, does 2535 01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:26,920 that make it an 80s movie? It 2536 01:25:23,980 --> 01:25:29,920 was just cheesy. Shut the **** 2537 01:25:26,980 --> 01:25:31,020 up. Sorry. I want to say but 2538 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:33,900 that was a good line. That's a 2539 01:25:31,100 --> 01:25:34,700 good line. Yes, it is. Okay. 2540 01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:35,900 Okay. Here's no. So, you're 2541 01:25:34,760 --> 01:25:37,740 just saying, are you going to 2542 01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:39,940 just say cheesy? I'm going to 2543 01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:41,900 give it to you. Okay, I can see 2544 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:45,880 your point. I'll give it a B. 2545 01:25:41,980 --> 01:25:46,940 I really enjoyed it. Did 2546 01:25:46,940 --> 01:25:50,940 you just say cheesy? Because 2547 01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:52,420 you're all thinking, oh good. 2548 01:25:51,020 --> 01:25:54,920 And he doesn't have to scream 2549 01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:57,860 at this guy. He's just trying 2550 01:25:54,980 --> 01:25:58,820 to get his opinion out. I'm 2551 01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:00,360 just saying, I like the movie. 2552 01:25:58,880 --> 01:26:02,860 I couldn't agree that it was a 2553 01:26:00,420 --> 01:26:05,900 movie. I mean, I'm sure it 2554 01:26:02,920 --> 01:26:08,960 happened at Christmas. No, 2555 01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:10,560 come on. I like I like I like 2556 01:26:09,040 --> 01:26:13,940 your first incident passing the 2557 01:26:13,940 --> 01:26:20,540 ball. I'm a solid B and it's a 2558 01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:22,940 cultural icon. It tells you 2559 01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:22,940 what it's like. 2560 01:26:24,380 --> 01:26:28,480 It's a monolith of the 80s. 2561 01:26:26,940 --> 01:26:30,920 Solid B as well. Got it. That's 2562 01:26:28,540 --> 01:26:33,960 a great answer and he's on the 2563 01:26:30,980 --> 01:26:33,960 plane. 2564 01:26:34,020 --> 01:26:36,960 Oh, yeah. 2565 01:26:37,020 --> 01:26:40,960 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We're not 2566 01:26:39,020 --> 01:26:41,560 talking about we're crawling 2567 01:26:41,020 --> 01:26:43,060 through a dump. Oh, wait. Real 2568 01:26:43,060 --> 01:26:45,580 quick. I'm not sure if you're 2569 01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:47,680 ready. Can we talk about 2570 01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:49,680 someone who's actually crawled 2571 01:26:47,740 --> 01:26:51,280 through the ducts of the 2572 01:26:49,740 --> 01:26:52,480 Nacatone Tower? It can be part 2573 01:26:51,340 --> 01:26:54,040 of his grade. Yeah, he can tell 2574 01:26:52,540 --> 01:26:55,480 us about how accurate it was. 2575 01:26:54,120 --> 01:26:57,720 Tell us what. Rated on 2576 01:26:55,540 --> 01:26:57,720 accuracy. Company of mine. 2577 01:26:57,780 --> 01:27:01,920 Twice a year. And we gotta go 2578 01:26:58,980 --> 01:27:05,160 on a little tour there. And we 2579 01:27:01,980 --> 01:27:06,520 got to go in the little air 2580 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:08,020 duct. The little air duct and 2581 01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:09,060 stuff. We got to hold the 2582 01:27:08,100 --> 01:27:10,100 lighters in there. You get to 2583 01:27:09,120 --> 01:27:10,900 hold the light. Yeah. Yeah. 2584 01:27:10,900 --> 01:27:14,380 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 2585 01:27:11,840 --> 01:27:14,380 Yeah. 2586 01:27:18,540 --> 01:27:21,520 What's the name of the building 2587 01:27:20,180 --> 01:27:22,640 again? Not yet. Yeah. Is that 2588 01:27:21,580 --> 01:27:25,320 actually the name of the 2589 01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:26,820 building? It's called Foxt 2590 01:27:25,380 --> 01:27:28,760 Plaza. It's in downtown LA right 2591 01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:30,660 now. I'm looking at the date of 2592 01:27:28,820 --> 01:27:32,960 this picture. Took it Christmas. 2593 01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:34,100 Yeah. Oh, he's having is it a 2594 01:27:33,020 --> 01:27:35,360 Christmas picture? No, we're 2595 01:27:34,160 --> 01:27:36,020 actually, we're actually 2596 01:27:35,420 --> 01:27:37,900 scheduled to be there next week 2597 01:27:36,100 --> 01:27:38,700 after Christmas. Yeah, we're 2598 01:27:38,700 --> 01:27:42,700 If you need to rob the place, I know some terrorists. 2599 01:27:42,700 --> 01:27:46,700 What did you rate it? 2600 01:27:46,700 --> 01:27:50,700 Solid B? 2601 01:27:50,700 --> 01:27:54,700 You can do B+, if you think it's worth the plus. 2602 01:27:54,700 --> 01:27:58,700 No, just 1+. 2603 01:27:58,700 --> 01:28:02,700 Because we typically have done B movies. 2604 01:28:02,700 --> 01:28:06,700 He wasn't planning on watching good movies in the beginning. 2605 01:28:06,700 --> 01:28:10,700 Maybe you just don't consider the movies you watch. 2606 01:28:10,700 --> 01:28:14,700 I haven't listened to one. 2607 01:28:14,700 --> 01:28:18,700 I don't think I've ever listened to an episode. 2608 01:28:18,700 --> 01:28:22,700 If we're being brutally honest, I'm terrified. 2609 01:28:22,700 --> 01:28:26,700 I feel like I've said some shit on these days. 2610 01:28:26,700 --> 01:28:30,700 You don't want to hear all those kissing noises. 2611 01:28:30,700 --> 01:28:34,700 Last week, if Inside Baseball over here, 2612 01:28:34,700 --> 01:28:38,700 I believe Gaslit made by telling me that I make these kissing noises 2613 01:28:38,700 --> 01:28:42,700 throughout the podcast. Listen to Miracle Mile. 2614 01:28:42,700 --> 01:28:46,700 Don't listen to that. 2615 01:28:46,700 --> 01:28:50,700 But don't listen to it for... 2616 01:28:50,700 --> 01:28:54,700 I hate this. I don't even want to talk about this anymore. 2617 01:28:54,700 --> 01:28:58,700 Brandon? I give it a B+. 2618 01:28:58,700 --> 01:29:02,700 This is hands down one of my favorite movies. 2619 01:29:02,700 --> 01:29:06,700 A few times a year. 2620 01:29:06,700 --> 01:29:10,700 Can we talk about the next two? 2621 01:29:10,700 --> 01:29:14,700 Did they suck? 2622 01:29:14,700 --> 01:29:18,700 No, I'm not talking about 2 or 3. 2623 01:29:18,700 --> 01:29:22,700 4 or 5. 2624 01:29:22,700 --> 01:29:26,700 A Good Day to Die Hard. 2625 01:29:26,700 --> 01:29:30,700 Is that the one where he launches a motorcycle? 2626 01:29:30,700 --> 01:29:34,700 Sure. Great title. Die Hard with a Vengeance. 2627 01:29:34,700 --> 01:29:38,700 And then we have Live Free or Die Hard. 2628 01:29:38,700 --> 01:29:42,700 And then a Good Day to Die Hard. 2629 01:29:42,700 --> 01:29:46,700 One of them has Jai Courtney. 2630 01:29:46,700 --> 01:29:50,700 Cool. Jai Courtney thing. 2631 01:29:50,700 --> 01:29:54,700 Leave in the comments. 2632 01:29:54,700 --> 01:29:58,700 Kevin Smith is also going to go. 2633 01:29:58,700 --> 01:30:02,700 He plays the spider or something. 2634 01:30:02,700 --> 01:30:06,700 He's the computer hacker guy. 2635 01:30:06,700 --> 01:30:10,700 Kevin Smith? He plays an active part on a cameo? 2636 01:30:10,700 --> 01:30:14,700 Kind of. They go to him for information on how to hack shit. 2637 01:30:14,700 --> 01:30:18,700 Is he Kevin Smith? No, he's the spider. 2638 01:30:18,700 --> 01:30:22,700 John McClane is old and outdated and doesn't know how to deal with technology. 2639 01:30:22,700 --> 01:30:26,700 He relies on Justin Long to get him through his fucking things. 2640 01:30:26,700 --> 01:30:30,700 I watched it. They launched a motorcycle or something into a helicopter. 2641 01:30:30,700 --> 01:30:34,700 And I don't even know if it was a war or after the fight. 2642 01:30:34,700 --> 01:30:38,700 Are we all in agreement? 2643 01:30:38,700 --> 01:30:42,700 He's surprised that John McClane is still a cop after 4 of these incredible incidents. 2644 01:30:42,700 --> 01:30:46,700 We're going to have a big one on Stone. 2645 01:30:46,700 --> 01:30:50,700 He's getting too old for this shit. 2646 01:30:50,700 --> 01:30:54,700 How did he survive the crimes he committed on this one? 2647 01:30:54,700 --> 01:30:58,700 He dropped C4 down an elevator shaft. 2648 01:30:58,700 --> 01:31:02,700 Blew out a floor of a building that had people in it. 2649 01:31:02,700 --> 01:31:06,700 I was doing what I had to do. He was getting rid of pirates. 2650 01:31:06,700 --> 01:31:10,700 I'm so sorry. He was defeating pirates. 2651 01:31:10,700 --> 01:31:14,700 I guess. Modern day swashbuckling. 2652 01:31:14,700 --> 01:31:18,700 The cop gets away with his hunch just by saying I have a hunch. 2653 01:31:18,700 --> 01:31:22,700 This is an alternate type universe. The pulp fiction universe exists in a world 2654 01:31:22,700 --> 01:31:26,700 where they say the theory is that the inglorious bastards happened. 2655 01:31:26,700 --> 01:31:30,700 In a world where Hitler was super killed with ultraviolence in a public way. 2656 01:31:30,700 --> 01:31:34,700 That it okayed superviolence throughout the years. 2657 01:31:34,700 --> 01:31:38,700 That's why we don't see cops in the pulp fiction time. 2658 01:31:38,700 --> 01:31:42,700 That's why they can go around gunning each other down because cops have better things to do than worry about gun violence. 2659 01:31:42,700 --> 01:31:46,700 So what world does Die Hard exist in? 2660 01:31:46,700 --> 01:31:50,700 Where it's just like John... Christmas time. 2661 01:31:50,700 --> 01:31:54,700 You know what happens? Jack Skellington opens that door. 2662 01:31:54,700 --> 01:31:58,700 There are cops in the pulp fiction world because of Reservoir Dogs. 2663 01:31:58,700 --> 01:32:06,700 Is Reservoir Dogs a canon Tarantino inverse movie? 2664 01:32:06,700 --> 01:32:10,700 Or is that a movie that the guys from pulp fiction watch? 2665 01:32:10,700 --> 01:32:16,700 Because Django is a movie that John Travolta's character in pulp fiction would go to the movie theaters to watch. 2666 01:32:16,700 --> 01:32:20,700 Is this a past timeline? Is it a movie that he watched? Is Reservoir Dogs also a movie that they watched? 2667 01:32:20,700 --> 01:32:24,700 Or is that an universe one? 2668 01:32:24,700 --> 01:32:28,700 No, because they continue their characters into the other movies. 2669 01:32:28,700 --> 01:32:32,700 So Reservoir Dogs... 2670 01:32:32,700 --> 01:32:36,700 Michael Madsen's character in Reservoir Dogs is Vincent Vega's brother. 2671 01:32:36,700 --> 01:32:40,700 So those are connected for sure. 2672 01:32:40,700 --> 01:32:44,700 It's a theory I said. Jesus! 2673 01:32:44,700 --> 01:32:48,700 B? What was your grade? 2674 01:32:48,700 --> 01:32:52,700 B. Is that okay? 2675 01:32:52,700 --> 01:32:56,700 Can I say B? I already want to argue. 2676 01:32:56,700 --> 01:33:00,700 I don't actively look out on you guys. 2677 01:33:00,700 --> 01:33:04,700 I'm just very passionate. 2678 01:33:04,700 --> 01:33:08,700 And in charge. 2679 01:33:08,700 --> 01:33:12,700 Mike, under a minute what have you got? 2680 01:33:12,700 --> 01:33:16,700 I like to be intellectual masterpieces. 2681 01:33:16,700 --> 01:33:20,700 As Jake Peralta would say, yippee-ki-yay, mother buckets. 2682 01:33:20,700 --> 01:33:24,700 That's good. That is a good alternate. 2683 01:33:24,700 --> 01:33:28,700 B+. 2684 01:33:28,700 --> 01:33:32,700 There's nothing not to like about it. 2685 01:33:32,700 --> 01:33:36,700 Sean, first time viewer, no nostalgia going into it. You just heard about it. 2686 01:33:36,700 --> 01:33:40,700 In the sphere of your life growing up, people talked about it. 2687 01:33:40,700 --> 01:33:44,700 What's your grade? 2688 01:33:44,700 --> 01:33:48,700 It's good. I enjoyed it. 2689 01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:52,700 I'd probably give it a B. 2690 01:33:52,700 --> 01:33:56,700 It's fun for me. 2691 01:33:56,700 --> 01:34:00,700 You see a lot of the things other movies have ripped off. 2692 01:34:00,700 --> 01:34:04,700 The scene where they're laughing at each other hysterically. 2693 01:34:04,700 --> 01:34:08,700 Like I said earlier, the dialogue between the cop and John McClane is so cheesy and fun. 2694 01:34:08,700 --> 01:34:12,700 It makes me smile. It's bad in a good way. 2695 01:34:12,700 --> 01:34:16,700 Which is why I give it a high grade still. 2696 01:34:16,700 --> 01:34:20,700 What's hilarious about that is you talk about age difference. 2697 01:34:20,700 --> 01:34:24,700 I'm his age. 2698 01:34:24,700 --> 01:34:28,700 Living the timeline through two different views is the dialogue you find is stilted. 2699 01:34:28,700 --> 01:34:32,700 It's like what real people talk like that. 2700 01:34:32,700 --> 01:34:36,700 It's not bad dialogue. It's actually good dialogue. 2701 01:34:36,700 --> 01:34:40,700 The lines have changed. 2702 01:34:40,700 --> 01:34:44,700 That's how people sounded. 2703 01:34:44,700 --> 01:34:48,700 Someone in the 80s walking up to the drugs store and saying, I've told you a thousand times I love you. 2704 01:34:48,700 --> 01:34:52,700 I've never said I'm sorry. 2705 01:34:52,700 --> 01:34:56,700 Today it's like, so bitch here's my Riz. 2706 01:34:56,700 --> 01:35:00,700 She gave it a C because she thought it was cheesy. 2707 01:35:00,700 --> 01:35:04,700 She had only seen the movies last year for the first time. 2708 01:35:04,700 --> 01:35:08,700 It's not real. 2709 01:35:08,700 --> 01:35:12,700 It wasn't cheesy at the time. 2710 01:35:12,700 --> 01:35:16,700 Which I understand that going in. Which is why I still like it. Which is why I understand that it's good. 2711 01:35:16,700 --> 01:35:20,700 I would think that even if it's a different time. 2712 01:35:20,700 --> 01:35:24,700 But it's still, I'll even admit, a little cheesy. 2713 01:35:24,700 --> 01:35:28,700 We all have to admit, there are lines, put, the cop breaking his finger up a rose 2714 01:35:28,700 --> 01:35:32,700 is the oddest choice to leave in a movie. 2715 01:35:32,700 --> 01:35:36,700 It's like, we need this to be an hour 2716 01:35:36,700 --> 01:35:40,700 31 and a half minutes. What do we got? We have an hour 31 2717 01:35:40,700 --> 01:35:44,700 and 20 seconds. We need a 10 second scene. How about that 2718 01:35:44,700 --> 01:35:48,700 extra that pricked his finger on the fucking rose when we had the 2719 01:35:48,700 --> 01:35:52,700 stormtrooper scene of them stupidly running up to the building. 2720 01:35:52,700 --> 01:35:56,700 Because super fucking cheesy. We're looking at the best parts because 2721 01:35:56,700 --> 01:36:00,700 we love it so much. But yeah, there are some super 2722 01:36:00,700 --> 01:36:04,700 cheesy fucking moments. But many modern action movies are also super fucking cheesy. 2723 01:36:04,700 --> 01:36:08,700 You know what I mean? Like Expendables, all that shit. But that's what I expect. I have an action 2724 01:36:08,700 --> 01:36:12,700 movie. That's what I like about it. That's why I say it with love into it. You know what I mean? 2725 01:36:12,700 --> 01:36:16,700 It's like a... Is Command the War or Arnold Schwarzenegger? 2726 01:36:16,700 --> 01:36:20,700 There's a scene where it's like a five minute 2727 01:36:20,700 --> 01:36:24,700 uncut shot in my mind where it just starts at his feet. 2728 01:36:24,700 --> 01:36:28,700 He's just strapping up for war. He's putting on his boots each lace 2729 01:36:28,700 --> 01:36:32,700 and then he puts on his socks. It's actually like 30 seconds. 2730 01:36:32,700 --> 01:36:36,700 He's putting each gun into each secret little thing. He goes cocking every gun three times. You've seen that, right? 2731 01:36:36,700 --> 01:36:40,700 You know what I'm talking about? I love it. 2732 01:36:40,700 --> 01:36:44,700 I love it so much. You know one of those cheesy moments 2733 01:36:44,700 --> 01:36:48,700 comes in a circle like what Sean was saying about you see all the rip offs in the other movies? 2734 01:36:48,700 --> 01:36:52,700 Crawling through the vents. The hysterical laughing. And of course the I'm Sergeant 2735 01:36:52,700 --> 01:36:56,700 So-and-so I'm in charge here. And they're like, not anymore. 2736 01:36:56,700 --> 01:37:00,700 Oh, the South Park did that so good. Oh wait, was it South Park? 2737 01:37:00,700 --> 01:37:04,700 They've done it, yeah. Oh, they've done it. Oh, they were playing cops and then some other kids 2738 01:37:04,700 --> 01:37:08,700 came over playing FBI and some other folks came over playing FBI. I think that might be 2739 01:37:08,700 --> 01:37:12,700 what's wrong with modern cops is this movie. I mean they see this when 2740 01:37:12,700 --> 01:37:16,700 they're kids and it gets in their head and that's how they... That's a hole. That's what they think a cop is. 2741 01:37:16,700 --> 01:37:20,700 I'm about to kick this fucking thing over. We don't do politics on this show! 2742 01:37:20,700 --> 01:37:24,700 I don't fucking do it! 2743 01:37:24,700 --> 01:37:28,700 Those aren't modern cops anymore. Those kids that grew up in the 80s 2744 01:37:28,700 --> 01:37:32,700 are not like this. 2745 01:37:32,700 --> 01:37:36,700 No, actually, if we could talk about Al shooting that kid all day long. 2746 01:37:36,700 --> 01:37:40,700 Love shooting kids. What a fucking brazen thing to just admit. 2747 01:37:40,700 --> 01:37:44,700 I need this guy to trust me. 2748 01:37:44,700 --> 01:37:48,700 I can't pick up a gun because I'm Sean the innocent kid. 2749 01:37:48,700 --> 01:37:52,700 He can pick up a Twiggy though. 2750 01:37:52,700 --> 01:37:56,700 I absolutely love this movie. 2751 01:37:56,700 --> 01:38:00,700 There's not a scene I don't enjoy watching. 2752 01:38:00,700 --> 01:38:04,700 It's kind of like in my mind a perfect action movie. So I give it a B+. 2753 01:38:04,700 --> 01:38:08,700 So I think judging from the consensus minus one... 2754 01:38:08,700 --> 01:38:12,700 I like it. I'll give it a C+. 2755 01:38:12,700 --> 01:38:16,700 No pressure. This absolutely averages out to a B. 2756 01:38:16,700 --> 01:38:20,700 I don't think there's any argument here. 2757 01:38:20,700 --> 01:38:24,700 Folks, for Fried Rice Podcast, Die Hard gets a B. Good job, Die Hard! 2758 01:38:24,700 --> 01:38:28,700 Set us up for the future. It's a perfect way to end season one. 2759 01:38:28,700 --> 01:38:32,700 Well, no, we're not ending it there. 2760 01:38:32,700 --> 01:38:36,700 No, I'm just saying it's the reason we did that movie. 2761 01:38:36,700 --> 01:38:40,700 It's a good last movie. 2762 01:38:40,700 --> 01:38:44,700 So, before we get into what we're going to recommend for next year, 2763 01:38:44,700 --> 01:38:48,700 for the first episode of next season, 2764 01:38:48,700 --> 01:38:52,700 we're going to do a little bit of... 2765 01:38:52,700 --> 01:38:56,700 I was going to do favorite moments of the season, and I was like, I can't remember shit. 2766 01:38:56,700 --> 01:39:00,700 Anything you want to shout out? You're a listener, Brendan. 2767 01:39:00,700 --> 01:39:04,700 Anything you remember that was fun? 2768 01:39:04,700 --> 01:39:08,700 I can't remember. 2769 01:39:08,700 --> 01:39:12,700 This was a good segment. 2770 01:39:12,700 --> 01:39:16,700 A whole fucking 10 minute argument. 2771 01:39:16,700 --> 01:39:20,700 That's pretty much every episode. 2772 01:39:20,700 --> 01:39:24,700 That's every episode. 2773 01:39:24,700 --> 01:39:28,700 Shout out to our Patreon user, Destiny. 2774 01:39:28,700 --> 01:39:32,700 Everyone give it up for Destiny. 2775 01:39:32,700 --> 01:39:36,700 Let's give a shout out to the people that listen. 2776 01:39:36,700 --> 01:39:40,700 They showed me their Spotify accounts. Let's give it up to Sean and Teresa. 2777 01:39:40,700 --> 01:39:44,700 And then, of course, I mentioned to her at the top of the episode, 2778 01:39:44,700 --> 01:39:48,700 we love her, she's our mascot, she's never been on an episode, 2779 01:39:48,700 --> 01:39:52,700 and we hate her for that. What are you doing, Kaylee? 2780 01:39:52,700 --> 01:39:56,700 So, I went to Burger King the other night, 2781 01:39:56,700 --> 01:40:00,700 and I should have, but it was late, it was after work, and I went there. 2782 01:40:00,700 --> 01:40:04,700 And I noticed that there was a toy of Batman theme. 2783 01:40:04,700 --> 01:40:08,700 So, I asked on the intercom, how much is one of them toys? 2784 01:40:08,700 --> 01:40:12,700 And she's like, just come around. 2785 01:40:12,700 --> 01:40:16,700 And she hands me my meal and a toy. 2786 01:40:16,700 --> 01:40:20,700 And then she hands me a crown. 2787 01:40:20,700 --> 01:40:24,700 I'm like, I don't need a crown. 2788 01:40:24,700 --> 01:40:28,700 She hands me the crown, and I go, oh, I'm okay. 2789 01:40:28,700 --> 01:40:32,700 She's like, well, if you're going to give your kid a toy, you might as well give him the crown. 2790 01:40:32,700 --> 01:40:36,700 I was like, is this for my kid? 2791 01:40:36,700 --> 01:40:40,700 That was a wake up call. 2792 01:40:40,700 --> 01:40:44,700 It's like when you order extra drinks so that you look like 2793 01:40:44,700 --> 01:40:48,700 it's more than one person eating all that food. You know what I mean? 2794 01:40:48,700 --> 01:40:52,700 That's the decoy for the crown. 2795 01:40:52,700 --> 01:40:56,700 These four combos are not for me only. 2796 01:40:56,700 --> 01:41:00,700 If I'm at Walmart and I've got like six or seven lunchables 2797 01:41:00,700 --> 01:41:04,700 ready to go, and someone stops me, I'm not going to pretend to have kids. 2798 01:41:04,700 --> 01:41:08,700 I'm just going to own up to it and be like, yeah, I live alone. 2799 01:41:08,700 --> 01:41:12,700 No one can stop me. And I love the taste of turkey and American cheese on some cracker fish. 2800 01:41:12,700 --> 01:41:16,700 What are you going to do with it? 2801 01:41:16,700 --> 01:41:20,700 And this cute little candy bar. 2802 01:41:20,700 --> 01:41:24,700 If you approach Andy by walking away, 2803 01:41:24,700 --> 01:41:28,700 Mike gets it. Did you hear Mike? He agreed and he said, Andy, get a little candy bar. 2804 01:41:28,700 --> 01:41:32,700 Get a little crunch or you get some Oreo knockoffs. 2805 01:41:32,700 --> 01:41:36,700 Or if you're lucky, what's that model? 2806 01:41:36,700 --> 01:41:40,700 The one with the almond joy. No one puts Andy's mints in a lunchable. 2807 01:41:40,700 --> 01:41:44,700 They sure do. 2808 01:41:44,700 --> 01:41:48,700 Did you almost say chili? 2809 01:41:48,700 --> 01:41:52,700 I almost said China, but I came at him pretty hard earlier. 2810 01:41:52,700 --> 01:41:56,700 I don't want to upset China too much. 2811 01:41:56,700 --> 01:42:00,700 Whole Foods Lunchables are just different, Andy. 2812 01:42:00,700 --> 01:42:04,700 I can see you getting asked about those lunchables way too many times and then you just get so mad you explain to them how good it is 2813 01:42:04,700 --> 01:42:08,700 to microwave the little pizzas. 2814 01:42:08,700 --> 01:42:12,700 I was like, how could you fucking read my mind? 2815 01:42:12,700 --> 01:42:16,700 Because I talked about this on stage. 2816 01:42:16,700 --> 01:42:20,700 But yeah, no, absolutely. If you're going to buy, you microwave those little fucking lunchable pepperoni pizzas 2817 01:42:20,700 --> 01:42:24,700 all day long. They're not bad. 2818 01:42:24,700 --> 01:42:28,700 They were better when it was that Tombstone sauce, but then I think Tombstone wanted their own 2819 01:42:28,700 --> 01:42:32,700 people to buy their own shit. 2820 01:42:32,700 --> 01:42:36,700 Tombstone Gate 1934 2821 01:42:36,700 --> 01:42:40,700 What's that? 2822 01:42:40,700 --> 01:42:44,700 Actually, you want to... 2823 01:42:44,700 --> 01:42:48,700 I would say food related, probably the most 2824 01:42:48,700 --> 01:42:52,700 autistic thing I've ever done is I looked up 2825 01:42:52,700 --> 01:42:56,700 what's the best hamburger helpers? 2826 01:42:56,700 --> 01:43:00,700 What are the best? I found a ranked list and I looked through it 2827 01:43:00,700 --> 01:43:04,700 and cheeseburger, double cheeseburger, right up near the top. 2828 01:43:04,700 --> 01:43:08,700 I'm like, okay, of course, because that's what everyone gets, but it wasn't number one. 2829 01:43:08,700 --> 01:43:12,700 And you know what number one was? It's the one that I buy every single time now. 2830 01:43:12,700 --> 01:43:16,700 Do I have your attention? 2831 01:43:16,700 --> 01:43:20,700 Just wait for this ad. I'm just kidding. We're not going to do more ads. I'm just kidding. 2832 01:43:20,700 --> 01:43:24,700 It's tomato basil penne. 2833 01:43:24,700 --> 01:43:28,700 Okay. 2834 01:43:28,700 --> 01:43:32,700 We're in different states, but thanks. 2835 01:43:32,700 --> 01:43:36,700 Fucking real class act over here. 2836 01:43:36,700 --> 01:43:40,700 Thanks for the flashback. 2837 01:43:40,700 --> 01:43:44,700 To Austin's Paltry 3 hours. 2838 01:43:44,700 --> 01:43:48,700 What were we talking about? 2839 01:43:48,700 --> 01:43:52,700 Hamburger helpers. 2840 01:43:52,700 --> 01:43:56,700 Tomato basil penne. 2841 01:43:56,700 --> 01:44:00,700 Jesus Christ, the more I say it, it sounds like gibberish. 2842 01:44:00,700 --> 01:44:04,700 Tomato basil penne. Anyway, you get sausage 2843 01:44:04,700 --> 01:44:08,700 instead of hamburger. And you make a sausage tomato basil 2844 01:44:08,700 --> 01:44:12,700 penne. It changes the game of what that helper can help you with. 2845 01:44:12,700 --> 01:44:16,700 I don't know, but I love it. 2846 01:44:16,700 --> 01:44:20,700 Well, that was my update. It was the Burger King thing and I guess 2847 01:44:20,700 --> 01:44:24,700 a little added thing, hamburger helper. I think there's too many of us to get into 2848 01:44:24,700 --> 01:44:28,700 how your weeks have been. 2849 01:44:28,700 --> 01:44:32,700 We're probably running pretty long. 2850 01:44:32,700 --> 01:44:36,700 So we'll put a cherry on the top. 2851 01:44:36,700 --> 01:44:40,700 Because of earlier. 2852 01:44:40,700 --> 01:44:44,700 Full circle before the party. 2853 01:44:44,700 --> 01:44:48,700 Did you guys have a good time, everyone? 2854 01:44:48,700 --> 01:44:52,700 I definitely don't believe in God. 2855 01:44:52,700 --> 01:44:56,700 I don't believe in God. 2856 01:44:56,700 --> 01:45:00,700 You said no. 2857 01:45:00,700 --> 01:45:04,700 We should have ended with a clapping. 2858 01:45:04,700 --> 01:45:08,700 I need royalty free music. 2859 01:45:08,700 --> 01:45:12,700 We gotta pick a movie for next year. 2860 01:45:12,700 --> 01:45:16,700 I already picked my suggestion. 2861 01:45:16,700 --> 01:45:20,700 We already said it. 2862 01:45:20,700 --> 01:45:24,700 I know I'm high, but what happened? 2863 01:45:24,700 --> 01:45:28,700 I have my suggestion. I knew you guys said it was supposed to be bad movies. 2864 01:45:28,700 --> 01:45:32,700 I'm going to have to write these down. There's so many of them. I don't know if everybody has them. 2865 01:45:32,700 --> 01:45:36,700 Sean, what's yours? 2866 01:45:36,700 --> 01:45:40,700 Is it Killing Them Softly? Have you all seen that? 2867 01:45:40,700 --> 01:45:44,700 Give us a brief. What is it? 2868 01:45:44,700 --> 01:45:48,700 It's got Brad Pitt in it, directed by Andrew Dominic. It's when a duo of insect crooks are hired to 2869 01:45:48,700 --> 01:45:52,700 rob a mob run poker game and crush local criminal economy. Vengeance is sought via 2870 01:45:52,700 --> 01:45:56,700 a reluctant hitman. 2871 01:45:56,700 --> 01:46:00,700 This is weird, but because 2872 01:46:00,700 --> 01:46:04,700 we're trying to get our sponsorship by Tubi, 2873 01:46:04,700 --> 01:46:08,700 I thought I'd go with something we haven't done. A Tubi Original, which I didn't even know existed until 2874 01:46:08,700 --> 01:46:12,700 it popped up. They're making their own stuff now. 2875 01:46:12,700 --> 01:46:16,700 There's a Tubi Original. It popped up on 2876 01:46:16,700 --> 01:46:20,700 the internet. The Devil Goes to Kansas City. 2877 01:46:20,700 --> 01:46:24,700 It's an action horror. 2878 01:46:24,700 --> 01:46:28,700 It's a revenge flick. It's like it said something like 2879 01:46:28,700 --> 01:46:32,700 somebody's daughter gets raped in Kansas City and a farmer from Iowa 2880 01:46:32,700 --> 01:46:36,700 goes down to get all his revenge. It's one of those revenge flicks. 2881 01:46:36,700 --> 01:46:40,700 What are you doing to me? Are you doing it during Christmas time? 2882 01:46:40,700 --> 01:46:44,700 I have no idea. I don't know the movie. 2883 01:46:44,700 --> 01:46:48,700 This is our own. This episode is going to air 2884 01:46:48,700 --> 01:46:52,700 I think on the 30th. It will be the New Year's season. 2885 01:46:52,700 --> 01:46:56,700 This is the end of the year. We're doing next year's first season. 2886 01:46:56,700 --> 01:47:00,700 Jesse, you got anything? Yeah. 2887 01:47:00,700 --> 01:47:04,700 It's a new movie that I'm loving. Sort of. 2888 01:47:04,700 --> 01:47:08,700 It's from 2022. It's called Corrective Measures. 2889 01:47:08,700 --> 01:47:12,700 As tensions rise among supervillain inmates and corrupt staff, 2890 01:47:12,700 --> 01:47:16,700 the march toward anarchy begins in the world's most dangerous maximum security prison. 2891 01:47:16,700 --> 01:47:20,700 Starring Bruce Willis. What? 2892 01:47:20,700 --> 01:47:24,700 Michael Rooker, Tom Kavanaugh, some other people. 2893 01:47:24,700 --> 01:47:28,700 Again, it was made in 2022. I don't know. 2894 01:47:28,700 --> 01:47:32,700 It was made by I don't know when it was released. 2895 01:47:32,700 --> 01:47:36,700 It's a Tubi Original. It's a Tubi Original. Yeah, I just want to see 2896 01:47:36,700 --> 01:47:40,700 what Bruce Willis is acting is like more currently. 2897 01:47:40,700 --> 01:47:44,700 Yeah, no, that's OK. Also, 2898 01:47:44,700 --> 01:47:48,700 yeah, yeah, well, that's the fascination. Yeah, it's like 2899 01:47:48,700 --> 01:47:52,700 how this is going to be. Yeah. OK. I went with Guns 2900 01:47:52,700 --> 01:47:56,700 Akimbo starring Daniel Radcliffe. 2901 01:47:56,700 --> 01:48:00,700 Daniel Radcliffe. Yeah. A young man must rely on his newly 2902 01:48:00,700 --> 01:48:04,700 acquired gladiator skills to save his ex-girlfriend from 2903 01:48:04,700 --> 01:48:08,700 a ringleader and his gang of religious. Basically, the one where he wakes up 2904 01:48:08,700 --> 01:48:12,700 with guns attached to his. Yeah. What? It is the anime. 2905 01:48:12,700 --> 01:48:16,700 In my mind, I'll say right now, I've already circled your two. Yeah. 2906 01:48:16,700 --> 01:48:20,700 I love the way this is ramping up. If it just gets cooler and cooler. 2907 01:48:20,700 --> 01:48:24,700 Austin, there's a lot of writing on your shoulders because again, I started 2908 01:48:24,700 --> 01:48:28,700 with that. You don't let go. It will stop. 2909 01:48:28,700 --> 01:48:32,700 OK, we're stopping. Oh, Jeremy doesn't have one. Audrey, you got one? 2910 01:48:32,700 --> 01:48:36,700 It could be anything that I would like you guys do. It'd have to be Tubi. Yeah. I don't know. 2911 01:48:36,700 --> 01:48:40,700 Just look behind you and pick one. OK, well, not here. 2912 01:48:40,700 --> 01:48:44,700 That's what I do. My list is on here. 2913 01:48:44,700 --> 01:48:48,700 Is it Scanner Darkly? That's what happened to me. I think that's where I pick from. 2914 01:48:48,700 --> 01:48:52,700 That's leaving soon. When is soon? Is it Scanner Darkly? 2915 01:48:52,700 --> 01:48:56,700 Is it Fear Loading in Las Vegas on Tubi? I think they did that. 2916 01:48:56,700 --> 01:49:00,700 You guys did Fear Loading? No, we talked about it. I don't think we ever did. 2917 01:49:00,700 --> 01:49:04,700 There's an episode named like roughly Fear Loading. OK, Audrey's is Fear Loading. I don't think 2918 01:49:04,700 --> 01:49:08,700 it's on Tubi, but fuck it. She's my sister. I love you. 2919 01:49:08,700 --> 01:49:12,700 OK, neither was on us. 2920 01:49:12,700 --> 01:49:16,700 His list was leaving soon. Guys, what did you have on your list last night? I have two actually. 2921 01:49:16,700 --> 01:49:20,700 One would be Naja Born Killers. 2922 01:49:20,700 --> 01:49:24,700 That was written like Quentin Tarantino. And then Cobra. 2923 01:49:24,700 --> 01:49:28,700 With Sloan to stay like a bee kind of 80s. 2924 01:49:28,700 --> 01:49:32,700 OK, so that's me and the guy. Good Beaver cheating the system. 2925 01:49:32,700 --> 01:49:36,700 I'm going to be picking two movies. 2926 01:49:36,700 --> 01:49:40,700 First time on the show. Risky fucking move. 2927 01:49:40,700 --> 01:49:44,700 We'll see if I allow it. 2928 01:49:44,700 --> 01:49:48,700 Next we have the Dalai Lama himself. 2929 01:49:48,700 --> 01:49:52,700 It's called an awesome action movie. 2930 01:49:52,700 --> 01:49:56,700 That's the name of it? That's the name of it, yeah. 2931 01:49:56,700 --> 01:50:00,700 And it's Wild. One of their mamas away for a few days. 2932 01:50:00,700 --> 01:50:04,700 And then their film aficionado brothers decide to make their first movie 2933 01:50:04,700 --> 01:50:08,700 with a kidnapped action star as their lead. 2934 01:50:08,700 --> 01:50:12,700 Well, OK, good job, Sully. 2935 01:50:12,700 --> 01:50:16,700 You were much more passionate about 2936 01:50:16,700 --> 01:50:20,700 Santa Claus earlier. Jess? 2937 01:50:20,700 --> 01:50:24,700 I didn't research one, but if votes count. 2938 01:50:24,700 --> 01:50:28,700 Later, if you vote absolutely count and we vote for that. 2939 01:50:28,700 --> 01:50:32,700 I'm all excited. 2940 01:50:32,700 --> 01:50:36,700 Well, don't call me out for it. 2941 01:50:36,700 --> 01:50:40,700 Just because she's a woman doesn't mean I can't cut her off. 2942 01:50:40,700 --> 01:50:44,700 It wasn't about her womanliness. 2943 01:50:44,700 --> 01:50:48,700 I didn't do any research and can't beat any of those. 2944 01:50:48,700 --> 01:50:52,700 So after I watched Die Hard last night, I went back on YouTube 2945 01:50:52,700 --> 01:50:56,700 and I saw this video about the movie Cobra, which he just mentioned, and that was going to be my choice. 2946 01:50:56,700 --> 01:51:00,700 He already said it. 2947 01:51:00,700 --> 01:51:04,700 But I had a backup and if you haven't done it already, it's Prometheus. 2948 01:51:04,700 --> 01:51:08,700 Oh, shit. OK. 2949 01:51:08,700 --> 01:51:12,700 So, Andy, yours is? 2950 01:51:12,700 --> 01:51:16,700 Mine is Lord of the Flies. 2951 01:51:16,700 --> 01:51:20,700 Because I think Lord of the Flies is classic. It's based on a book we all read in high school. 2952 01:51:20,700 --> 01:51:24,700 There's a lot to deconstruct. I've never seen a movie adaptation of it. 2953 01:51:24,700 --> 01:51:28,700 It's a kid. So like for me, it just sounds like something I would enjoy. 2954 01:51:28,700 --> 01:51:32,700 But that's again, just that's something that you all don't give a shit. 2955 01:51:32,700 --> 01:51:36,700 That's what Lord of the Flies. It doesn't it's not going to happen. 2956 01:51:36,700 --> 01:51:40,700 It's going to be one of these way cooler things. I'm going to vote for mine. 2957 01:51:40,700 --> 01:51:44,700 All right. Here we go. We can kind of reenact it on the podcast. 2958 01:51:44,700 --> 01:51:48,700 I've got a spear. Somebody bend over. 2959 01:51:48,700 --> 01:51:52,700 Who's piggy? Is that what you said? 2960 01:51:52,700 --> 01:51:56,700 Who's going to be piggy in the front of the book? Who's the one that got the spear up yet? 2961 01:51:56,700 --> 01:52:00,700 I think piggy. 2962 01:52:00,700 --> 01:52:04,700 He got the spear up his ass and he falls off the fucking cliff? 2963 01:52:04,700 --> 01:52:08,700 I am so glad I don't know. 2964 01:52:08,700 --> 01:52:12,700 I'm just glad I don't know. 2965 01:52:12,700 --> 01:52:16,700 Is that what Pink Floyd's all about? 2966 01:52:16,700 --> 01:52:20,700 I don't know. 2967 01:52:20,700 --> 01:52:24,700 I've never read it. 2968 01:52:24,700 --> 01:52:28,700 Anyway, let's vote. 2969 01:52:28,700 --> 01:52:32,700 Raise your hand if you want killing them softly. 2970 01:52:32,700 --> 01:52:36,700 I would raise my hand. 2971 01:52:36,700 --> 01:52:40,700 Everything automatically has one vote. Who wants the Tubi Original? 2972 01:52:40,700 --> 01:52:44,700 The devil goes to Kansas City. 2973 01:52:44,700 --> 01:52:48,700 I feel like not knowing anything. 2974 01:52:48,700 --> 01:52:52,700 Not that we're shitting on the Tubi Originals. I mean, great. Make Originals all day long. We want you as a sponsor. 2975 01:52:52,700 --> 01:52:56,700 Please sponsor us. We've been specifically picking. 2976 01:52:56,700 --> 01:53:00,700 But if you don't fucking sponsor us, I'll tell you this. Pluto's right around the corner. 2977 01:53:00,700 --> 01:53:06,700 Sling TV. Streaming 123movies.china.net. 2978 01:53:06,700 --> 01:53:10,700 They want China to sponsor us? 2979 01:53:10,700 --> 01:53:14,700 I'll find something motherfuckers, but please do sponsor us. 2980 01:53:14,700 --> 01:53:18,700 Alright, so Tubi Original. I'm sure it's amazing. The devil goes to Kansas City. 2981 01:53:18,700 --> 01:53:22,700 No one voted for it. We now have Bruce Willis again. 2982 01:53:22,700 --> 01:53:26,700 Double trouble. We're going to do two in a row, I guess. Corrective measures. 2983 01:53:26,700 --> 01:53:30,700 Superheroes and shit. Sounds really good. Super villains. 2984 01:53:30,700 --> 01:53:34,700 Incorrectional facility. Anyone voting for it? Vote now! 2985 01:53:34,700 --> 01:53:38,700 I want that one. Yeah. 2986 01:53:38,700 --> 01:53:42,700 Guns Akimbo. 2987 01:53:42,700 --> 01:53:46,700 With Daniel Radcliffe. I've seen it. It's good. 2988 01:53:46,700 --> 01:53:50,700 He wakes up with fucking guns attached to his hands and he has to just survive 2989 01:53:50,700 --> 01:53:54,700 the fucking day. It's intense. Who wants Guns Akimbo? 2990 01:53:58,700 --> 01:54:02,700 Shit. Seven. You're allowed to vote twice. 2991 01:54:02,700 --> 01:54:06,700 I voted for two. It's nine. 2992 01:54:06,700 --> 01:54:10,700 Audrey with 2993 01:54:10,700 --> 01:54:14,700 if it's on Tubi or not, fear loathing. 2994 01:54:14,700 --> 01:54:18,700 There's really no reason for anything not to get votes. 2995 01:54:18,700 --> 01:54:22,700 Because this new system I just came up with. 2996 01:54:22,700 --> 01:54:26,700 So if you have a movie with no votes, no offense, Sean. 2997 01:54:26,700 --> 01:54:30,700 It's on purpose. Awesome action movie. 2998 01:54:30,700 --> 01:54:34,700 Give it a vote. What's it called? Awesome action movie. 2999 01:54:34,700 --> 01:54:38,700 Anyone? 3000 01:54:38,700 --> 01:54:42,700 Three votes for that one. Perfect. 3001 01:54:42,700 --> 01:54:46,700 I skipped Natural Born Killers. 3002 01:54:46,700 --> 01:54:50,700 Natural Born Killers? No, no. 3003 01:54:50,700 --> 01:54:54,700 I will say this. Because he broke the rules. I'm breaking the rules. 3004 01:54:54,700 --> 01:54:58,700 It's Natural Born Killers and Cobra. The first time you've done a double movie. 3005 01:54:58,700 --> 01:55:02,700 If you want to vote for that. Maybe Austin could absorb the Cobra vote. 3006 01:55:02,700 --> 01:55:06,700 I do like Cobra. It's a double movie. 3007 01:55:06,700 --> 01:55:10,700 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 3008 01:55:10,700 --> 01:55:14,700 Pretend it's like Brian House. 3009 01:55:14,700 --> 01:55:18,700 Prometheus. Raise your hands. 3010 01:55:18,700 --> 01:55:22,700 Anyone? 3011 01:55:22,700 --> 01:55:32,220 We could have a 3012 01:55:32,220 --> 01:55:38,220 vote. 3013 01:55:38,220 --> 01:55:44,220 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 3014 01:55:44,220 --> 01:55:48,220 Seven for killing them softly. 3015 01:55:48,220 --> 01:55:52,220 And the last one was Lord of the Flies. 3016 01:55:52,220 --> 01:55:56,220 Eight for Lord of the Flies. 3017 01:55:56,220 --> 01:56:00,220 Now we have to have a voting tiebreaker. 3018 01:56:00,220 --> 01:56:04,220 We have the to be original. The devil goes to Kansas City 3019 01:56:04,220 --> 01:56:08,220 with zero fucking votes. 3020 01:56:08,220 --> 01:56:12,220 Way to killing them softly have the two previous votes from the other. 3021 01:56:12,220 --> 01:56:16,220 We have corrective measures with two. 3022 01:56:16,220 --> 01:56:20,220 We have guns akimbo with nine. Our winner. And then the rest all got 3023 01:56:20,220 --> 01:56:24,220 a lot. More than 3024 01:56:24,220 --> 01:56:28,220 the to be original. The devil goes to Kansas City. 3025 01:56:28,220 --> 01:56:32,220 We're going to smoke your joint. 3026 01:56:32,220 --> 01:56:36,220 Great. 3027 01:56:36,220 --> 01:56:40,220 The devil goes to 3028 01:56:40,220 --> 01:56:44,220 Kansas City. 3029 01:56:44,220 --> 01:56:48,220 We're going to get some 3030 01:56:48,220 --> 01:56:52,220 royalty free metal music to close this bitch out on. 3031 01:56:52,220 --> 01:56:56,220 I don't think I'm ready for an extra. 3032 01:56:56,220 --> 01:57:00,220 Extra. 3033 01:57:00,220 --> 01:57:04,220 Outro. 3034 01:57:04,220 --> 01:57:08,220 I've run out of gas. 3035 01:57:08,220 --> 01:57:12,220 There's so many of you. 3036 01:57:12,220 --> 01:57:16,220 This guy took so much out of me. 3037 01:57:16,220 --> 01:57:20,220 Looking at a picture of Santa Claus. 3038 01:57:20,220 --> 01:57:24,220 And he doesn't think it's on fucking. 3039 01:57:24,220 --> 01:57:28,220 I'm going to go with the Christmas party. 3040 01:57:28,220 --> 01:57:32,220 Did you mention Santa Claus? 3041 01:57:32,220 --> 01:57:36,220 They also have. 3042 01:57:36,220 --> 01:57:40,220 How about just every December we bring him back for a debate. 3043 01:57:40,220 --> 01:57:44,220 Let's not get back in. 3044 01:57:44,220 --> 01:57:48,220 When you think. 3045 01:57:48,220 --> 01:57:54,220 You think he's 3046 01:57:54,220 --> 01:58:00,220 going to be a little bit 3047 01:58:00,220 --> 01:58:04,220 dark in Africa. 3048 01:58:04,220 --> 01:58:08,220 You must believe. 3049 01:58:08,220 --> 01:58:12,220 Did midnight occur within the movie. 3050 01:58:12,220 --> 01:58:16,220 You can watch it on the website. 3051 01:58:16,220 --> 01:58:20,220 I think maybe 3052 01:58:20,220 --> 01:58:24,220 it starts a Christmas movie and then at midnight it stops being a Christmas movie. 3053 01:58:24,220 --> 01:58:28,220 It just occurred to me that our government spends millions of dollars. 3054 01:58:28,220 --> 01:58:32,220 No politics. 3055 01:58:32,220 --> 01:58:36,220 No politics. 3056 01:58:36,220 --> 01:58:40,220 Ladies and 3057 01:58:40,220 --> 01:58:44,220 gentlemen. 3058 01:58:44,220 --> 01:58:48,220 This has been. 3059 01:58:48,220 --> 01:58:52,220 Started on a little shake. 3060 01:58:52,220 --> 01:58:56,220 This has been the season finale of the fried rice fucking podcast. 3061 01:58:56,220 --> 01:59:00,220 We're going to start from the right this time. 3062 01:59:00,220 --> 01:59:04,220 With me as always. 3063 01:59:04,220 --> 01:59:08,220 They didn't give me any weed either. 3064 01:59:08,220 --> 01:59:12,220 With me as always. 3065 01:59:12,220 --> 01:59:16,220 He's the one I trusted. 3066 01:59:16,220 --> 01:59:20,220 When I first met him he used to wear suits to take care of himself. 3067 01:59:20,220 --> 01:59:24,220 He was probably 20 pounds lighter and probably crushed a lot more ass. 3068 01:59:24,220 --> 01:59:28,220 And now I look at him and I think maybe my life isn't that bad. 3069 01:59:28,220 --> 01:59:32,220 Thanks. 3070 01:59:32,220 --> 01:59:36,220 With us as always is John. 3071 01:59:36,220 --> 01:59:40,220 Give him any opportunity to tell you he's the humanitarian 3072 01:59:40,220 --> 01:59:44,220 community. 3073 01:59:44,220 --> 01:59:48,220 With us as always is Jess. 3074 01:59:48,220 --> 01:59:52,220 The pillar community. She's done so much for me. 3075 01:59:52,220 --> 01:59:56,220 For comedy, for fried rice podcast. She's amazing. 3076 01:59:56,220 --> 02:00:00,220 We love her. Terry. 3077 02:00:00,220 --> 02:00:04,220 With us as always is a fucking scrooge. 3078 02:00:04,220 --> 02:00:08,220 A real fucking. 3079 02:00:08,220 --> 02:00:12,220 What does he say? 3080 02:00:12,220 --> 02:00:16,220 If it ain't Santa, it ain't him. 3081 02:00:16,220 --> 02:00:20,220 What's your first name again? Dustin. 3082 02:00:20,220 --> 02:00:24,220 The Dolly Lama Lava. 3083 02:00:24,220 --> 02:00:28,220 Everybody should learn their Christmas movies. 3084 02:00:28,220 --> 02:00:32,220 Get out of my fucking house. 3085 02:00:32,220 --> 02:00:36,220 Get out and go to 3086 02:00:36,220 --> 02:00:40,220 heaven as soon as possible. 3087 02:00:40,220 --> 02:00:44,220 With us as always. 3088 02:00:44,220 --> 02:00:48,220 He must work for some fucking seedy government agency himself. 3089 02:00:48,220 --> 02:00:52,220 Because no one knows his real name. It's Tomas Collins. 3090 02:00:52,220 --> 02:00:56,220 Hello. 3091 02:00:56,220 --> 02:01:00,220 What am I supposed to say? 3092 02:01:00,220 --> 02:01:04,220 You just said goodbye. 3093 02:01:04,220 --> 02:01:08,220 Why? 3094 02:01:08,220 --> 02:01:12,220 Just say anything other than hello. 3095 02:01:12,220 --> 02:01:16,220 With us as always. 3096 02:01:16,220 --> 02:01:20,220 This music is making you crabby. 3097 02:01:20,220 --> 02:01:24,220 With us as always is my little sister. 3098 02:01:24,220 --> 02:01:28,220 My favorite sister. Sorry. 3099 02:01:28,220 --> 02:01:32,220 If she's not there at a family gathering, it feels a little bit stiff. 3100 02:01:32,220 --> 02:01:36,220 I always feel better when she's there at the table because I know I've got someone who's got my back consistently. 3101 02:01:36,220 --> 02:01:40,220 Except for that one time earlier in the podcast when he totally threw me under the bus. 3102 02:01:40,220 --> 02:01:44,220 I forgot what it was about. But I'm holding it against you for the rest of your life. Fuck you! 3103 02:01:44,220 --> 02:01:48,220 But it's my little sister. I love her. Audrey Rice! 3104 02:01:48,220 --> 02:01:52,220 It's penne pasta, bitches. Peace out. 3105 02:01:52,220 --> 02:01:56,220 With us as always. 3106 02:01:56,220 --> 02:02:00,220 With us as always is 3107 02:02:00,220 --> 02:02:04,220 I hope he becomes my brother-in-law one day. Let me put it that way. 3108 02:02:04,220 --> 02:02:08,220 He's amazing. He's a hugger. He's been in the 3109 02:02:08,220 --> 02:02:12,220 Nakatomi Tower air-shacked himself. It's Jeremy Rigdon! 3110 02:02:12,220 --> 02:02:16,220 Bye. 3111 02:02:16,220 --> 02:02:20,220 With us as always. 3112 02:02:20,220 --> 02:02:24,220 Oh man, does it work as well? Hold on. 3113 02:02:24,220 --> 02:02:28,220 Oh, this is not as good. 3114 02:02:28,220 --> 02:02:32,220 Yep, yep. Yep, here we go. 3115 02:02:32,220 --> 02:02:36,220 With us as always 3116 02:02:36,220 --> 02:02:40,220 is Britain! 3117 02:02:40,220 --> 02:02:44,220 Shifty! 3118 02:02:44,220 --> 02:02:48,220 How's it going, everybody? 3119 02:02:48,220 --> 02:02:52,220 With us as always is Jesse. 3120 02:02:52,220 --> 02:02:56,220 He's really, actually I give him a lot of shit, but he's done a lot for the podcast. 3121 02:02:56,220 --> 02:03:00,220 He's added some music. Our episodes sound better 3122 02:03:00,220 --> 02:03:04,220 with a part of it. I really appreciate you. I wish I could pay you. 3123 02:03:04,220 --> 02:03:08,220 You're worth a lot more than I give you credit. Lee Hart! 3124 02:03:08,220 --> 02:03:12,220 Thank you, sir. I appreciate you. With us as always 3125 02:03:12,220 --> 02:03:16,220 he's the most OG here. Not just 3126 02:03:16,220 --> 02:03:20,220 because he was born before the internet was a 3127 02:03:20,220 --> 02:03:24,220 sparkle in some nerd's eye. You know what I mean? We're talking 3128 02:03:24,220 --> 02:03:28,220 about the 60s. He's from the 60s! 3129 02:03:28,220 --> 02:03:32,220 That's how old he is. But he's so OG, he's been here since the beginning. Not quite the beginning 3130 02:03:32,220 --> 02:03:36,220 because he had a fucking heart attack earlier this year. A heart attack 3131 02:03:36,220 --> 02:03:40,220 that has bankrupted him. That has just made him into a monster 3132 02:03:40,220 --> 02:03:44,220 when it comes to these movies. He's grumpy. He's a real pill. 3133 02:03:44,220 --> 02:03:48,220 But we love him. And we keep him on here. And we give him time. 3134 02:03:48,220 --> 02:03:52,220 It's Michael! Lucky to be alive! Slapstick Larson! 3135 02:03:52,220 --> 02:03:56,220 It's basically just Slapstick. 3136 02:03:56,220 --> 02:04:00,220 And with us as always is Sean. Again 3137 02:04:00,220 --> 02:04:04,220 he had a really kind of awkward drug-fueled reunion 3138 02:04:04,220 --> 02:04:08,220 on Friends and then a year later died in a hot tub if his name 3139 02:04:08,220 --> 02:04:12,220 was Matthew Perry! The Boy in the Striped Pajamas is my favorite 3140 02:04:12,220 --> 02:04:16,220 Christmas movie. God damn it! 3141 02:04:16,220 --> 02:04:20,220 I mean, wait, no, I'm me. I am the host! 3142 02:04:20,220 --> 02:04:24,220 I am your host, Andy Rice! 3143 02:04:24,220 --> 02:04:28,220 This has been Fried Rice Podcast. We have been incredibly 3144 02:04:28,220 --> 02:04:32,220 fried. Thank you so much. Join us next year. We'll see you then. 3145 02:04:32,220 --> 02:05:00,220 Thank you all so much. I love you all. Thank you!