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You fucking burger in front of me!

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And welcome to the most fucking furious Nick, very fucking Nick Cage episode of the Fried

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Rice Podcast.

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With me, as always, is Brennan!

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Simply out of Boston!

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Hello everybody, let's go.

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Oh yeah, I'm feeling it, I'm feeling it!

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This gets me pumped.

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I'll turn that off.

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Well, I watched Mandy this morning, so I'm pumped.

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Sorry, I'm not going to be able to figure out how to fix that audio-wise.

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It posts guys, so fuck your stereo or whatever I just blew the speakers out of.

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Might have to start the episode on low volume and make it as you go.

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Good advice after we've already screamed into the microphone.

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It's too late now.

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Oh man, welcome to the Fried Rice Podcast.

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Today is just, well, I mean everyone's here, obviously, but I think just Brennan and I

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are deciding to be the ones to talk.

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Yeah, we put tape over everybody else's mouths.

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They're in the murder room.

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It's not a murder room, it's a, well, if you keep the bodies in there after you've murdered

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them somewhere else, is it still a murder room or a storage area?

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I guess it's a shed.

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Yeah, it's a storage area.

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Yes, shed.

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Yes.

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So let's get into the, what are we smoking?

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Just because I know that's what people care about, I guess.

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The weed we're smoking is, and this actually has a label on it this time, it's Gas Stank

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Number 4.

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That's pretty tasty.

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Yeah, it is pretty tasty.

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It's got THC percentage, blah, blah, blah, 24.93, or total cannabis or cannabinoids is

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29.6, so whatever that means.

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No CBD.

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I mean gas, yeah, I mean it's, why gas 4 though?

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Why gas stank number 4?

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It could be the fourth combination of those two strains to make it.

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Okay, that makes sense.

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Yeah, like the fourth generation of it.

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It tastes good, it tastes, it's been doing good for me.

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I'm already out of it already.

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I had to go back and get, we're also doing some pre-rolls, but tell me about yours.

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So as usual I've been bringing a Jeter's Baby Cannon infused with live resin.

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This week I brought Northern Blue.

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We haven't tried that one yet.

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We have not tried this one yet, but every single one we've tried has been good.

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Yeah, the bubble gum.

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That one's really good.

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That one was a fire.

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They had that the other night.

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It's 40% THC.

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Oh, good lord.

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And then I brought a, I don't know, it's Tumble is the brand.

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I've never had it before.

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It doesn't have any, it says it's infused with diamonds.

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So, or I think it's infused with diamonds, so it doesn't have any, oh, maybe it was on the box.

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I threw it.

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It doesn't have any information on it.

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Oh, here's all the information.

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So, uh, Tumble infused 1G Cone Granddaddy Purple infused pre-roll with diamonds, THC diamonds cultivated in Sunshine Mix number 4 and soil.

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That's going to be a lot for two guys to smoke.

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You know what?

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We got time.

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We got time.

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We got this.

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We got time.

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Don't worry about us.

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We'll be fine.

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It's basically slapstick.

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It's basically slapstick.

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Apparently Mike got mad, or he looked like he was getting upset every time we were bringing up the slapstick thing.

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I overheard one of the things he's like, he's like, I think it's getting a little overplayed.

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He says to Ryan, when Ryan says basically slapstick, well, Mike, if you're listening to this, you're basically slapstick.

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You just got to deal with it.

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That's who you are now as a person.

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You're just basically slapstick.

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So this week's been, it's been a week.

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It's been a hell of a week.

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I got, I typically don't want to air my personal shit on here, but I was involved in a car accident last week and my vehicle got totaled.

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And so I have, but thankfully I was able to procure a new car.

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And walk away from the accident.

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And walk away, yeah, if you guys want to fizz.

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I'm in a wheelchair now, but I was able to get a new car.

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Handicap capable.

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No, yeah, no one was injured.

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It looked like, yeah, no one was injured.

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Just one of those stupid stroke of bad luck kind of things.

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But anyway, the new car I have is, I like it.

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I'm happy with it.

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It's really dope.

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And my dad came out here to kind of help me with everything just because he's retired now.

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He had the time and he, it was only supposed to be up here a couple days, but we just extended it.

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He was here a whole week and honestly, it was awesome.

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He's 70 now and he's getting older and it's just being able to have all this, it's probably the most time we've spent together.

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One on one since I was a child maybe.

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You know, like really, you don't really get, I don't even spend, let me just rephrase that.

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It's the most time I've spent with any one person in a week since I was like a childhood, a child and I had to live at home with my siblings and parents.

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So yeah, but it was smooth.

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We went to, God, he likes Perkins.

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He likes Perkins.

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We went to Perkins.

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He tried the tomato basil soup and that first day he was like, oh my God, that's probably the best soup I've ever had ever.

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We went to Perkins three times this week.

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Oh, that's awesome.

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And we got that tomato soup each time.

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I'm a little tired of pot roast milks at this point.

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You should tell him to get that skillet with the gravy, the chicken, the biscuit gravy or whatever.

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He doesn't like chicken.

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And the reason he doesn't is super sad.

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I'm going to tell everybody in the world your sad story, dad, if you're listening.

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But he told me he can't understand a word of the fucking sayings.

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So yeah, when he was a kid, his parents, he had a pet chicken.

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What he thought was his pet chicken.

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There was a chicken on there, like in their ranch area, farm area that he adopted as his best friend.

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And then one day he got home from school and they were eating chicken and he couldn't find his best friend.

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Shit.

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And when they told him that they had to eat them, because that's just, you know, times are rough.

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They had to eat the chicken because that's what he was there for.

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Or the chicken, that's what she was there for.

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Ever since then, he's been kind of reluctant to eat chicken.

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And that's an understandable reason.

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I have a friend, Michelle, who doesn't like chicken because she, well, she doesn't eat chicken.

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And it's not, I don't even know if it's a taste thing.

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It's just she has five or six chickens at her acre of land.

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And I love those chickens.

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They're wonderful.

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I've never been able to pet one.

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They're not really like.

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Friendly.

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They're friendly.

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They come up.

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They coo.

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They do their little chicken stuff.

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But I don't think they want to be pet.

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I don't think birds give a shit about being touched.

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I think it's like uncomfortable for them.

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I think like parrots and parakeets.

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They like being on you.

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Do they like being touched though?

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I think so.

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Maybe one of those little fingers down the chest thing I see some people do.

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That's my retirement plan is to get a parrot that's going to outlive me.

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Leave it to one of my children.

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I haven't decided which one yet.

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Really?

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My wife hates that idea, but I love it.

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You got to teach it all.

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All of my phrases.

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So that.

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So they can experience dad afterwards in a bird form.

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But what about if it picks up some weird ones?

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I'm going to teach it all.

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So it's like, hey hon, put your finger in my butt the way I like.

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That's one thing it says every now and then.

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So you're long and gone, but your kids are like, oh,

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God, I'm hoping it learned that from TV, but I don't know.

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Yeah, no, it's a, it's yeah, my wife doesn't like that joke, but it's,

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it's more serious than a joke.

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Parrots are great.

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I just, I just got into super store and Dina, one of the characters who's the

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delight of the show.

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You've been talking about it so much.

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I hadn't started over.

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Oh, you did?

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I have been talking about it a lot.

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You know, it's, it's, I'm on season five.

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I'm about halfway or nearest to the end of season five and there's one more

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season to go.

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And I honestly, there hasn't been an episode I haven't liked.

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There hasn't been a character I haven't liked.

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Matteo could be a little bit meaner than funny.

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Yeah.

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And I think that's what they're going for.

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So he's doing it fine.

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But like, I really like America Ferreira in this.

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Yes.

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She's not only do I like her as an actress, but she's hot as fuck.

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Like there's something about her, her personality.

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That's just, I don't know.

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What am I doing?

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The character?

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Yeah.

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This is just pocket.

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I forgot they were recording.

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You and I were just hanging out.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, America Ferreira, if you're listening and you're single, please go find

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someone that'll make you happy.

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I'm not the guy.

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I'm not the guy.

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I'll fucking, I'm not a good...

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You never know.

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You might be the right one for her.

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No, no.

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I think I've realized that I'm not, I don't think I improve anyone's life by being in

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it relationship wise.

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Because friendship wise, I can dip in and out and you get me, like my best friends in the

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world only see me like, you know.

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Every couple months.

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If, you know, and one of my best friends only sees me maybe once a year.

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And I think from their perspective, that's probably enough A&D time.

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I think that's just part of growing, part of getting older.

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Like I haven't seen my best friends in a long time.

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It's because we all live far away.

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We all got life, we all got bills to pay and you know, some of us have kids, some don't

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like, you know.

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And I live vicariously through the ones that don't because they're always doing exciting

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shit.

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Lonely though.

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Well, I'm not lonely.

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I don't have kids and I'm perfectly fine with it.

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But I do, you do talk about, you know, things that of course sound great.

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Like when your kids are doing cool shit or cute things, you like it a lot.

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They're funny.

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They're a never ending source of entertainment.

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I mean, perfect example, the movie that we watched this week.

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Mandy.

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Mandy.

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I started it last night.

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Got about 20 minutes in and then my wife decided to go check on my four year old because he

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was sick earlier in the day.

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And she walked in his room and he was just drenched in sweat.

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He was wide awake.

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He's like, I want to go sleep on the couch.

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I want to watch, you know, I want to watch TV with dad.

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I want to hang out.

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Is he a fever?

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Sweat?

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I think it was just he was bundled up too much.

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Like he cocoons himself in his blanket.

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Okay.

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And it's like, you know, it's a comfort thing.

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Cause you know, I did it when I was a kid too.

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So I don't know if it's something he learned, but, uh, so he was super drenched in sweat.

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So he brought him out, changed him real quick.

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And then he did not want to go back to bed.

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And, uh, my wife was trying to get, get him to go to bed with her and watch whatever he

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wanted to watch in there, but he, he wanted to lay up, lay on the couch with dad and hang

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out with dad.

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So I turned the movie off and instead watched the original Superman with Christopher Reeves.

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78 Superman.

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78 Superman.

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Which I know I mentioned this at work the other day, but for the podcast listeners,

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um, interesting side note about Superman 78, uh, and also Batman 66, if you're, if you

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happen to be a fan or you have a parents or grandparents that is a fan of those, you might

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consider going online and buying a copy of the comic books that have come out.

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They've released, uh, Batman 66 comic books and they've released Superman 78 comic books.

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So there, it's that universe, it's the movie universe that they've built.

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They've also done it for like, I think Arrow continues like the Arrow universe.

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I think he, like the show.

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Yeah.

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Universe.

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Small, no, no, sorry.

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Not Arrow, Smallville.

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Smallville has a season 11, uh, through comics, but I think the most, and actually I'm glad

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that this, we sort of, I interrupted you, but let me, uh, damn it, let me give him a

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little notebook.

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I just want, I wanted to talk about the, um, let me just write it down real quick and then,

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uh, I'll let you continue.

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Um, shit, I just lost my train of thought.

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You did write down what you wrote.

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I did write down the word, I'm, that's going to remind me of something later, but, uh,

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but oh, the comics.

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Oh, just while we're on the line of comic and it's literally, I wrote it down, uh, Buffy

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the Vampire Slayer.

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It had seven seasons.

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Angel had five.

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They both left, well, I think, well, they both left on cliffhangers for sure.

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Like the, the ramifications of what happens in the last episode of Buffy is immense and

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that's going to lead to something I'm going to bring up later, but Buffy has continued

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up to like season 12 now.

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So like they've done full blown comic seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which have you

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ever watched?

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I have, I've watched a couple episodes, I haven't finished it.

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Like I didn't religiously watch Buffy.

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Sure.

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Yeah.

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The movie is very fun.

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Okay.

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It came out before the, before the show.

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Yeah.

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Start that up.

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We're getting into those Jeter, ladies and gentlemen.

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By the way, I don't know, a lot of you, um, at home have asked to yourself, um, and then

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I've picked up on it mentally, tele, tele, telepathy wise.

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You're like, what does the setup look like here at the fried rice podcast?

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And it's, and um, you know what?

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I don't want to embellish, but it's pretty cool.

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It's a nice bachelor pad.

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That's for sure.

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Oh yeah.

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I mean, I was, I was not even talking about the whole, the whole apartment.

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I was just talking about this table in our weeds.

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Yeah.

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I live in a little bachelor pad.

302
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It's a nice bachelor pad.

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It's a little golf course.

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I like it.

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Yeah.

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Jesus.

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That's good.

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Yeah.

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We got to smoke more weed now that Snoop Dogg doesn't smoke.

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There's going to be a giant vacuum of, um, weed smoke not being smoked.

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Uh, oh man, that got me.

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Oh, anyway, this, we got, um, the way I have it is I always pack, we have a little silicon

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tray thing and you know, I've got different bowls packed before we even start.

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And then people bring pre rolls and shit and we set them all up.

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Basically there's never not a moment where we're smoking.

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Just very rarely.

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I think it's just to catch our breath.

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Yeah.

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So anyway, so that explains all of the, all the bullshit that happens.

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All the bullshit.

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Behind the scenes.

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That's why the last 16 minutes you've, uh, you've wasted your fucking life is what's

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happened.

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Or you've enjoyed conversation.

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You freak if you have.

326
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But anyway, Buffy comics are dope.

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Batman 66 comics are dope and Batman 78 comics are cool.

328
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Um, so you watched it with him last night.

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What was his impressions of the movie?

330
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Well, so I actually got my wife to kind of sit out there and watch a bit too.

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She's never seen the original one and he's watched it with me before and he kind of makes

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the same comments throughout, you know, and, uh, the first thing my wife liked was cause

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he started with the scene and you know, they're on Krypton and she was loving the set design

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of Krypton.

335
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No, what is that?

336
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How does he say it?

337
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I think he does say Krypton.

338
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Uh, it's, it's Krypton, but he, but, um, Mark, Marlon Brando.

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Yeah.

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He founded it.

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100%.

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Welcome to Krypton.

343
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I don't know.

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I can't just voice it.

345
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Yeah.

346
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Okay.

347
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Starts on Krypton.

348
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My wife loved the set design of it.

349
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She thought it was amazing.

350
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I mean, I do too.

351
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It's great.

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Like, you know, you could tell it's, you know, a small set, but for the time it was fantastic.

353
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Yeah.

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Um, and like we kind of get through all of that and like my son's just like, Oh, baby

355
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Superman.

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Like he's all half asleep, half awake.

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And, uh, we get to the point where they are, we're like Krypton's, you know, uh, exploding.

358
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Yeah.

359
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Everybody's dying.

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And my wife was like, this is kind of morbid.

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Like all these people are kind of falling and stuff.

362
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It's a little morbid.

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And my, my four year old is like, yeah, they're dying.

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My mom's like, or my wife's like, they're not dying.

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They're jumping into a swimming pool.

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And then just then the planet explodes.

367
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And my son's like, no, they're jumping into lava.

368
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Can't save that one mom.

369
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Can't save that one.

370
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No, it was, it was, it was pretty funny because right as she was like, yeah, they're going

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swimming.

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And then the planet explodes.

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It's like, no, they jumped in the lava.

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They're dead.

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But we ended up watching the whole movie at two o'clock in the morning.

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I saw a thing where they talked about how the movie played.

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And there's a scene where I think he flies in and then changes into Clark or the other

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way around.

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I don't know.

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They used mirrors.

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If you go watch a documentary on it, if you're interested, that's the information I've had.

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They used mirrors.

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It was cool.

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I know Marlon Brando was extremely lazy.

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He was the highest paid actor at the time because of that movie.

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And then like, he basically was like tricked the director into doing everything in one

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take and then like didn't remember his lines.

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One of the scenes they had, his lines were written on diapers, like kind of spread throughout

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the scene.

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So he was reading his lines off the diapers instead of remembering them.

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It was like, it was fresher to me if I don't read the scripts.

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Like you'll get a fresher reaction if I don't know what's coming.

393
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That's some bullshit.

394
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Marlon Brando.

395
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Yeah.

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Long dead Marlon Brando.

397
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Long dead Marlon Brando.

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I mean, he still, even for phoning it in, he still did an okay job.

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I mean, except for saying some things wrong.

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But at the time, you know, they didn't know how to pronounce it or didn't, you know.

401
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They knew.

402
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He knew.

403
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He knew.

404
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He just fucking didn't give shit.

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He didn't care.

406
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He didn't care.

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Fuck you Marlon Brando.

408
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Well, I mean, you've done a lot of great stuff.

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Or not.

410
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You're an asshole.

411
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You're not.

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I haven't done enough research on Marlon Brando to know if he ended up.

413
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He's been in a lot.

414
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He's what?

415
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He was in a lot.

416
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No, but I was a person.

417
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Oh, I think as a person, I don't know.

418
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Actually, I can't speak to that.

419
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Yeah, I don't know.

420
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Yeah.

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But I do love, you know, the Godfather.

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And Arm the Waterfront.

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I'm going to be controversial.

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I do like on the waterfront.

425
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I saw that in a film class.

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But the Godfather.

427
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Not a fan.

428
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No.

429
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Maybe it's because my dad loved it.

430
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Maybe that's why I loved it.

431
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Like my dad showed it to me when I was like 12 or 13.

432
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,200
Yeah, my dad never forced Godfather on me.

433
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I did watch Total Recall when I was six.

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And in Total Recall, if you're unfamiliar, which everyone should be, the only thing you

435
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remember about that movie is there's an alien with three boobs.

436
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And when I saw that as a six year old, I see this alien pull out three boobies, changes

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my whole perception on what a human being can look like.

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And up until probably 10, I was convinced women could have anywhere from two to fucking

439
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five boobs.

440
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Yes.

441
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I was just like, I don't know, man.

442
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The envelope was opened.

443
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Inside was just an unknown amount, a quantity of boobs.

444
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Anyone can have anything.

445
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I was ready and disappointed later when I found out that it was just a two, one or none

446
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deal.

447
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Yes.

448
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Two or less.

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But come to think of it, I don't know if I really want to live in a three titty society.

450
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That's too many.

451
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I sound like a lot like Mike right now.

452
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Yeah.

453
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He would be, if I had to create a three titty society, I would make him president.

454
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Yeah.

455
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I don't know.

456
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I don't know where I'm going with that.

457
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Mike.

458
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I do think it's funny that a movie that he picked instead of having titties that had

459
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full frontal male nudity.

460
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Oh my God.

461
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Yeah.

462
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He's not even here.

463
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He's not even here to talk about the movie.

464
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I mean, he's always here.

465
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He's just refusing to talk about it.

466
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Anyway.

467
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So, so yeah, this has full frontal male nudity in one of the most emasculating kind of scenes

468
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of all.

469
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I mean, yeah, we typically give movies.

470
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This movie gets the most of thing and that would be the most emasculating moment I've

471
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seen in a movie.

472
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Yeah.

473
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Where a fully stark naked cult leader is just standing there.

474
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And I'm assuming it was cold outside.

475
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He was just a trained actor.

476
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He's like, no, you got to, I think you have to stay flaccid.

477
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,040
Yeah.

478
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,040
I think you have to.

479
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Yeah.

480
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I mean, I don't know if, I don't know, like otherwise it's porn.

481
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,400
Yeah.

482
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Like I don't know how that works in the movie industry, but you don't see a lot of erect

483
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penises.

484
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Yeah.

485
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I think that it's too aggressive.

486
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Yeah.

487
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Which I think I'm okay with.

488
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Yeah.

489
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As a rule.

490
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Yeah.

491
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I'm trying to watch a movie.

492
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:46,360
I'm not one to censor things, but I'm okay with not seeing erect penises if I can help

493
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it.

494
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,360
Yeah.

495
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,360
That even goes for me sometimes.

496
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,440
I just, I don't even want to see myself.

497
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,440
I'm just, what is this episode?

498
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,440
This is going to be an interesting one.

499
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,440
Yeah, fuck it.

500
00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,440
I'm okay.

501
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,440
It's fucked.

502
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,440
It is fucked.

503
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,440
I'm fucking stoked.

504
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:03,440
Yeah.

505
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,480
I mean, this movie was weird and I just watched the whole thing this morning.

506
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,480
Yeah.

507
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,480
It felt like a bad acid trip.

508
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,480
Yeah.

509
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:14,880
And speaking to that, how much of the movie did you watch?

510
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:20,520
Well, by the way, since we're just going to get into it, ladies and gentlemen, we don't

511
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:24,400
like keeping you waiting longer than 24 minutes.

512
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:33,040
So here at the Fried Rice Podcast, so without further ado, let's talk about the movie.

513
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:38,240
Of choice, which is Mandy starring Nicolas Cage.

514
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:42,320
Let me pull up the stats.

515
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:46,560
That's synth music I played earlier was iconic.

516
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:52,960
By the way, if you're wondering why I was just screaming my whole shit, it's because

517
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:58,560
right before we started, Brennan, we'll get into this, but we replayed a scene.

518
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:05,320
I think the best Nick Cage acting I've ever seen in my fucking life was that bathroom

519
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:11,680
scene after Mandy, after the Mandy incident, which we'll get into.

520
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:18,440
But after that, bro, that would be, oh my God, if you see it, you see it at least.

521
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,440
It's just so.

522
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:25,960
That's how you would expect someone to react if they were hurt and angry.

523
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:29,240
That's, yeah, it was.

524
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:33,480
He was the only one acting, I felt.

525
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,880
Yeah, sorry, that was, fucking, this is such a good.

526
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,080
I'm surprised we've made it this far.

527
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,080
Into this.

528
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,680
Oh my God, we just keep going.

529
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,680
With just the two of us.

530
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,280
You could, yeah, you could put, we could save some for later.

531
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,160
Or we could just.

532
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,160
We're almost here now.

533
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,160
Fuck it, let's go.

534
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,720
Full set, ladies and gentlemen.

535
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:53,720
We're talking about Mandy.

536
00:24:53,720 --> 00:25:01,360
Mandy, 2018, directed by Panos Cosmatos.

537
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:04,320
That's a cool sounding name, if that's how it's pronounced.

538
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,040
Even if it's not, I'm sure it's a cool sounding name.

539
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,160
I hope I didn't butcher that.

540
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,560
I should have looked it up.

541
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:12,800
But Panos Cosmatos is what it looks like.

542
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,840
Produced by Elijah Wood.

543
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:15,840
So he's in there.

544
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,160
It's kind of random.

545
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,160
Yeah.

546
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,440
She looked a lot like Andrea Riceboro.

547
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,120
Oh, she could.

548
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:27,200
Rice, that's cool.

549
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,200
We're almost related.

550
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,200
Almost.

551
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,200
Almost.

552
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,200
In a way.

553
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,600
She's like, cause she's almost, she's the girl version of my first name.

554
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,600
Yeah.

555
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,280
And the fancy version of my last name.

556
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,440
So I'm Andy Rice, she's Andrea Riceboro.

557
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:45,400
Man, it's like if we were twins, we got parent trapped.

558
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,240
She's like, other second earth you.

559
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,240
That's what it is.

560
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,240
This is second earth me.

561
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,240
Are we the same age?

562
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,240
How old is she?

563
00:25:55,240 --> 00:26:00,240
Why doesn't it show her age?

564
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,240
Oh, born.

565
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,240
No, it doesn't show.

566
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,240
It just says where she was born.

567
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,240
That's cool.

568
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,240
I didn't know you were allowed to do that on Wikipedia.

569
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,240
What the fuck?

570
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,240
All right, anyway.

571
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,240
Sorry guys.

572
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,240
Mandy, 2018.

573
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,240
It's.

574
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:22,000
I made it through all the slow parts and I didn't get to any of the good grittiness.

575
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000
Yeah.

576
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,880
Look, the first 20, 30 minutes is just a first 45.

577
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:27,880
Yeah.

578
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,760
First 45 minutes is, is let's face it.

579
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,680
It's, it's, it's a bad acid trip.

580
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,680
It's a buildup.

581
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:34,680
Yeah.

582
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:39,720
It's, it's like you took acid and you're anticipating whatever's to come and it takes

583
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,720
some time.

584
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,720
It takes a while.

585
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,720
Sometimes it's quick.

586
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:43,720
It all feels.

587
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:44,720
Yeah.

588
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,720
None of it's good.

589
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,720
Like none of it feels like, no, no, no, no.

590
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,720
I mean, not like, not like quality was, but it's like, none of it feels good.

591
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:48,720
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

592
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,940
it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like not once it felt pretty good to

593
00:26:50,260 --> 00:27:17,280
you know, getting to the hour so that it's important to keep that vision and

594
00:26:52,940 --> 00:26:54,800
change after a first 45 minutes.

595
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,800
No, not once at all.

596
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:56,800
Yup.

597
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,800
Not like a, like no, it's like, no, no, listen to this.

598
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:58,800
No.

599
00:26:58,800 --> 00:26:59,800
It's like.

600
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:00,800
Tell it to your mom.

601
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,800
Good Vis.

602
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,800
No, no.

603
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,780
Well, so this musher euchar constitutional scepticism is not something that's pretty

604
00:27:05,780 --> 00:27:06,780
comedy.

605
00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:07,780
We need to do this in the way that she needs to follow in the real show.

606
00:27:07,780 --> 00:27:08,780
Right.

607
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,540
good god yeah uh... he

608
00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:23,100
so it's basically just he's a

609
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:23,820
lumber guy

610
00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:25,420
yeah lumber guy

611
00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:29,260
so much necessarily he's got a helicopter back home like he's out in the

612
00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:30,780
fucking woods right

613
00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:32,600
83

614
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,900
or 87

615
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:35,580
is that what it was set? yeah it said eighty

616
00:27:35,580 --> 00:27:39,180
it was sometime in the eighties i couldn't remember what year

617
00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:41,660
i must have missed eighty three

618
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,940
the first i must have not seen the date but

619
00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:46,420
yeah dude this

620
00:27:46,420 --> 00:27:49,100
it's basically just a couple

621
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:52,620
the chick that looks a lot like uh... i think she looks like the girl from

622
00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:53,660
the shining

623
00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:56,060
in the shining

624
00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:57,180
yeah

625
00:27:57,180 --> 00:27:57,940
uh...

626
00:27:57,940 --> 00:28:00,140
yeah the main actress from the shining

627
00:28:00,140 --> 00:28:02,480
yeah i think they both look similar in this

628
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,780
yeah they kinda have that

629
00:28:04,780 --> 00:28:07,140
the kinda big kinda buggy eyes

630
00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:08,460
big eyes

631
00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:10,240
like the hair was similar

632
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,960
like yeah anyway so she looks like that

633
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,180
like the girl from the

634
00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:16,940
we shouldn't have smoked this whole thing

635
00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:17,820
we're here now

636
00:28:17,820 --> 00:28:20,400
oh we're so far i mean i'm so

637
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,020
past the

638
00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:25,100
just

639
00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:26,380
usually there's

640
00:28:26,380 --> 00:28:31,460
other people we're sharing this with

641
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,300
anyway

642
00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:34,620
there are a couple

643
00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:36,220
a cult leader in a van

644
00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:37,500
with his little cult

645
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,780
passes by

646
00:28:38,780 --> 00:28:40,460
she's walking around

647
00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:41,380
they see her

648
00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:45,060
everything shot this dark heavy red light

649
00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:47,820
and when they see here

650
00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:49,580
he notices her she

651
00:28:49,580 --> 00:28:52,420
she makes by contact with him

652
00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:55,420
and he he he lost

653
00:28:55,420 --> 00:28:56,600
yeah

654
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,140
he uh... uh...

655
00:28:58,140 --> 00:28:58,940
yet

656
00:28:58,940 --> 00:29:01,900
i'm just gonna say what this is one point five c

657
00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:06,380
as they said i think that's the fucking way to go to show them

658
00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:09,700
it's a slow movie it's two hours long it really should have been an hour and a

659
00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:10,780
yeah

660
00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:13,580
i mean look i'm sorry i've that's how i feel

661
00:29:13,580 --> 00:29:16,980
it was a i know that a lot of people love this movie is uh...

662
00:29:16,980 --> 00:29:19,180
it's a cult it's a cult classic

663
00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:21,620
it's becoming a cult classic

664
00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:23,400
i didn't watch it one point five

665
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:27,100
for any other reason that i was trying to rush it in this morning because i

666
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:27,860
that's what i should have done

667
00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:30,300
had a rough week

668
00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:32,540
and uh...

669
00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:33,460
anyway

670
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:37,900
but look it's fucking i slowed it down for the uh... for the for anytime he

671
00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:41,180
killed someone which so how is that part of the movie it's fucking awesome

672
00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:44,180
anyways girlfriend gets brutally murdered in front of him in the one of

673
00:29:44,180 --> 00:29:44,980
the most

674
00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:46,940
one of the worst ways you can

675
00:29:46,940 --> 00:29:50,540
i was thought that the braveheart one was pretty bad where they tire up and

676
00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:53,020
slit her throat

677
00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:54,380
that's a

678
00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:57,940
way to watch your lover dot

679
00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:58,740
also

680
00:29:58,740 --> 00:30:00,080
the beginning of great part

681
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:04,780
right at the wedding where they take the bright away to go get raped

682
00:30:04,780 --> 00:30:05,300
that

683
00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:06,700
movie who

684
00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:09,620
let's do

685
00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:11,740
we seek and break would you do great

686
00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:13,100
other rules against it

687
00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:15,340
but we have to get a little bit of the plots

688
00:30:15,340 --> 00:30:17,820
it's your show it is my show

689
00:30:17,820 --> 00:30:20,140
i like your energy

690
00:30:20,140 --> 00:30:22,460
i like this unrestricted

691
00:30:22,460 --> 00:30:27,460
uh... work this guy's the fucking with which is not a lot of money for a moment

692
00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:28,660
just let's go

693
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:31,020
let's just go on to teach and i got wikipedia

694
00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:32,420
fucking right here

695
00:30:32,420 --> 00:30:35,820
all the people holding you back

696
00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:39,940
did something with fantasy art everything else is it's not a murder

697
00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:42,380
room to store jerry we talked about that

698
00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:47,420
but i just picked fantastic art it's a wikipedia link we could go tell us all

699
00:30:47,420 --> 00:30:51,220
day it's broad and loosely defined art genre

700
00:30:51,220 --> 00:30:55,020
so

701
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,900
so

702
00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:58,820
this is a fucking picture called

703
00:30:58,820 --> 00:31:02,860
the garden of earthly delight delights

704
00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:03,980
in madrid

705
00:31:03,980 --> 00:31:05,660
we could look at this thing

706
00:31:05,660 --> 00:31:07,160
solutions

707
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,780
working

708
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,600
and

709
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:13,120
it

710
00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:32,680
in

711
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,600
you

712
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,040
DI

713
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,700
persons

714
00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:23,580
uh...

715
00:31:23,580 --> 00:31:25,220
yep

716
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:33,220
all

717
00:31:33,220 --> 00:31:39,460
and you know bring the puppet out you know. Holy shit just for reference that

718
00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:45,580
picture I clicked which was already a big super clear picture. I have I have

719
00:31:45,580 --> 00:31:51,100
good internet yeah it it's right now feels like 1993 and I'm trying to

720
00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:54,340
download a picture of Pamela Anderson's boobs before your parents before they

721
00:31:54,340 --> 00:31:58,180
walk in I just heard keys yeah and I'm like fuck and now I'm trying to close

722
00:31:58,180 --> 00:32:01,780
the tab but you know how it can be yeah it wants to finish that picture and then

723
00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:05,780
I'm thinking monitor but am I gonna break it or what am I doing a hard turnoff

724
00:32:05,780 --> 00:32:09,140
and then she's like what are you doing back here in the computer room with the

725
00:32:09,140 --> 00:32:14,740
computer off getting paper computer paper I need to draw I'm drawing mom I'm drawing.

726
00:32:14,740 --> 00:32:23,380
Yeah okay well this loads all right I'm just kidding that's well I wasn't we can do anything we want sky's the limit.

727
00:32:23,380 --> 00:32:27,420
Sky's the limit. Fuck it all right well we'll get maybe we will okay we'll look at this later oh god

728
00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:33,780
religious cult all right Ocarina he blows a mystical Ocarina known as the

729
00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:39,380
horn of a Braxis I know that he asked for the horn of a Braxis yeah oh wait you

730
00:32:39,380 --> 00:32:46,420
didn't get to that part oh yeah okay so you didn't finish it. I made it like

731
00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:52,100
while I was while I was waiting for you to get home I made it to the point where

732
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:57,620
she died and that was that was where I made it to because I because I had to

733
00:32:57,620 --> 00:33:03,340
stop it last night. I'm tempted to pause this recording and show you all the

734
00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:09,380
gruesome killings and then come back in ten minutes you down okay ladies and

735
00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:15,820
gentlemen real quick this would be cool because we're gonna have a there's gonna

736
00:33:15,820 --> 00:33:25,300
be outro music shit I closed it for some reason what did I look up

737
00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:36,820
free free use yeah there we go let's go baby

738
00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:51,420
yeah yeah this is the one all right guys we're about to go no we'll do a

739
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:56,580
different song this is the intro music let's uh Knight of the Creeps

740
00:33:56,580 --> 00:34:06,780
all right stranger things what's up we'll be right back with having done a better

741
00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:09,740
job at this podcast

742
00:34:09,740 --> 00:34:12,140
beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

743
00:34:12,140 --> 00:34:21,980
special alert broadcast from some sort of timey wimey thing to be brand new

744
00:34:21,980 --> 00:34:29,260
service is it better than crackle you betcha is it better than Pluto that's

745
00:34:29,260 --> 00:34:35,460
not even a planet anymore you've been listening to people watching to be who

746
00:34:35,460 --> 00:34:54,700
said that okay before we left

747
00:34:54,700 --> 00:35:08,860
we just got more stoned and watched did a proper breakdown so Brendan now has

748
00:35:08,860 --> 00:35:16,300
more of an idea what this move so now different impressions more impressions

749
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:24,420
it's it's definitely like a bad acid trip of the movie I only watched the boring

750
00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:31,500
parts and I missed you know all the fun but that's what this movie watch it in

751
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:40,100
1.5 oh yeah so so I oh my god I forgot we were watching it in one point so I

752
00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:44,620
literally last I don't even know how long that was for you guys no time at

753
00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:49,780
all but for for us you know whatever I should probably write down when that

754
00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:55,900
break wasn't put some sort of buffer so it's not just an abrupt blah blah because

755
00:35:55,900 --> 00:36:08,100
I don't know what Jesse's not you know contributing because he's here I'm gonna

756
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:15,020
put commercial break that would be a good time for if we take commercials

757
00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:20,180
yes we're gonna pause for just a moment yes do a commercial come back oh man do

758
00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:25,540
we should do a fake you know what we should do a fake ad all right ladies and

759
00:36:25,540 --> 00:36:29,820
gentlemen you're about to know if we follow through on that but you would

760
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:35,260
already know because if you heard a fake ad before we came into this it's well

761
00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:39,220
or we have to do a fake one first but then we could put real ones in this is

762
00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:42,980
a fake buffer or real buffer anyway you'll figure it out or we won't and

763
00:36:42,980 --> 00:36:47,940
this is gonna be pointless to even talk about so fucking Brendan you ripped my

764
00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:54,060
shirt we had to play that three times to put subtitles on because that was that

765
00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:58,780
that seemed better than putting it to normal time it would it's such a slow

766
00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:06,580
movie I look I get it entire movie is supposed to be a cinematic fucking acid

767
00:37:06,580 --> 00:37:11,860
trip in the worst way possible that scene that you made me rewatch or you

768
00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:17,460
pointed out where the faces are transitioning I think I wasn't I think I

769
00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:20,620
just drone I zoned out a little bit because it was the guy talking and I

770
00:37:20,620 --> 00:37:25,780
think I was you know unfolding laundry whatever but that was a trip like if I

771
00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:35,340
would man should you ever watch this on acid no no because no good can come from

772
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:40,820
that right yeah you probably end up killing someone if you if you watch this

773
00:37:40,820 --> 00:37:44,380
and did acid because you get your head that everyone was like gonna kill your

774
00:37:44,380 --> 00:37:51,620
your girlfriend or something like yeah just enjoy conversation fucking Nick

775
00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:57,020
Cage rages out that's my that might be one of my top movies does allow him to

776
00:37:57,020 --> 00:38:03,260
be his craziest self which is fun do you that's me yeah that's that's definitely

777
00:38:03,260 --> 00:38:07,020
fun like he has some fun moments with his face covered in blood making some

778
00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:12,500
awesome Nick Cage facial expressions oh yeah that last that last ending part

779
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:16,020
where he's in the car having his final drive-through and he's covered in blood

780
00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:20,180
and he looks at the camera fully grinning yeah that's iconic I'm sure

781
00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:24,980
that that's one of the pictures you Google this thing and it pops up so it's

782
00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:32,860
a you guys know what this movie is it's a brutal revenge it's revenge in a way

783
00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:39,900
that hasn't I haven't seen before which is just straight-up acid violence yes

784
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:44,300
and you don't know what's real the bikers look like monsters but I think

785
00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:48,340
they're just probably big you know we probably even saw them in that now I

786
00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:54,780
think about it in that flashback where we see him thinking about how him and

787
00:38:54,780 --> 00:38:58,860
him and her met him and Mandy met they might have been at that bar they might

788
00:38:58,860 --> 00:39:02,540
have been those dudes in the back we don't know I might be overthinking it

789
00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:08,860
but oh I don't know if this is true point out in the comments below if it if

790
00:39:08,860 --> 00:39:14,380
but the chainsaw guy at the end is he one of the dudes that he worked with in

791
00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:22,100
the beginning we didn't go check that out okay so let's look at some trivia

792
00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:28,380
yeah I like that let's go to IMDB they do all the work for us you could do this

793
00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:37,700
yourself ladies and gentlemen but you're gonna listen to it for you this is on

794
00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:42,700
Nick Cage describes his performances inspiration only just before shooting

795
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:49,060
his 14 year marriage to Alice Kim cage came to a sudden end which was a

796
00:39:49,060 --> 00:39:52,620
shocker for me which I didn't see coming and those feelings had to go somewhere

797
00:39:52,620 --> 00:39:58,100
so they went into my performance oh yeah they fucking did yeah what happened

798
00:39:58,100 --> 00:40:07,260
there man do you think she cheated on it's always cheating whoa what this was

799
00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:15,900
a okay I never I don't look at for I don't really look at paparazzi stuff

800
00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:19,780
yeah I mean when I google image search to see what an actor looks like if I

801
00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:24,940
recognize them I don't need to look at what they looked like at the Met Gala

802
00:40:24,940 --> 00:40:30,460
2018 or blah I don't care right and I don't really care who people are married

803
00:40:30,460 --> 00:40:35,760
to typically I'm never I've never seen this person before Alice Kim cage is she

804
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:42,940
an actress known for girl with necklace no well she's been in three things

805
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:48,980
grindhouse lead gong gong girl okay werewolf women of the SS and then lead

806
00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:57,940
gong girl oh okay and then girl with necklace okay so no anyway back to this

807
00:40:57,940 --> 00:41:03,780
the guy who plays the chemist Richard Blake revealed on Twitter that in an

808
00:41:03,780 --> 00:41:10,300
early draft of the script the Bengal tiger was a lizard breaking counted that

809
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:15,580
when you arrived on set Panos Cosmonaut said oh by the way Lizzie's a tiger now

810
00:41:15,580 --> 00:41:23,020
that's fun yeah you do the next one according to this one according to

811
00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:31,020
co-writer Aaron Stewart when he paid when he and the director presented Mandy

812
00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:36,980
at the Cain's Film Festival the director described it as a film about the death

813
00:41:36,980 --> 00:41:43,460
of his parents Jesus I'm gonna give you all the dark trivia from now on oh yeah

814
00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:48,940
the weapon forged by red was inspired by legendary metal band Celtic Frost logo

815
00:41:48,940 --> 00:42:04,380
and now you do the next one the song Jeremiah Jeremiah sand plays in the

816
00:42:04,380 --> 00:42:09,820
scene where he tries to seduce Mandy is called amulet amulet of the weeping

817
00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:16,180
maze and was actually released in real life on the music site band camp

818
00:42:16,180 --> 00:42:21,660
becoming a bestseller on the site shortly after the film came out also on

819
00:42:21,660 --> 00:42:29,460
the single is a 17 minute track of the style of an interview called my journey

820
00:42:29,460 --> 00:42:35,900
which details sans life and his views on the world and God

821
00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:48,180
listen to this please be here we go

822
00:42:48,180 --> 00:43:01,140
yeah oh boy I don't know if I'm legally allowed to play this but that was two

823
00:43:01,140 --> 00:43:11,540
seconds of wait let's see if I can get that karaoke version this is good

824
00:43:11,540 --> 00:43:17,140
podcasting for anyone oh here it's a cover we could probably do this yeah

825
00:43:17,140 --> 00:43:19,780
alright well listen to that at the end ladies and gentlemen sorry to keep you

826
00:43:19,780 --> 00:43:23,980
in suspense alright now we're not gonna do all the trivia that's the trivia for

827
00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:28,980
Mandy there's probably more here's the how to do box office wise let's check

828
00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:41,700
the stats Jack this is an IMDB it only has a six point five on rotten tomatoes

829
00:43:41,700 --> 00:44:00,060
though hey how's that picture doing that a giant fucking do I have a different

830
00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:09,100
browser I think it's this I think it's just blinks green that refuse or it's so

831
00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:19,620
zoomed in I'm on a pupil of an eye yeah yeah okay well shit we'll just keep that

832
00:44:19,620 --> 00:44:25,100
do its thing oh did you ever see brawl and night and cell block 99 if this

833
00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:29,060
shit's on 2b I think I might want to do this but then oh no I think I broke the

834
00:44:29,060 --> 00:44:34,060
internet with that picture look how slow it's fucking moving

835
00:44:34,060 --> 00:44:42,100
all right I get it let me close this shit yeah I got my AI thing for the I've got

836
00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:48,900
Mandy open for one thing oh by the way everybody pro tip if you're watching 2b

837
00:44:48,900 --> 00:44:54,740
on your computer with chrome at least you can get the 2b speeder and it gives

838
00:44:54,740 --> 00:44:58,900
you the it lets you adjust the speed so on your phone you watch 2b it has it

839
00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:01,820
it's playback you can watch it on your phone one point you can all the way up

840
00:45:01,820 --> 00:45:08,140
to right yeah but it's not on the not on chrome like not for whatever reason

841
00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:15,020
it's a pro tip I'm not that guy I'm not the PC guy I don't know how box office

842
00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:26,180
did but that looks good looks a lot like Andy Sambury anyway Alex okay yeah oh

843
00:45:26,180 --> 00:45:33,140
shit here we go ladies and gentlemen the the most podcast thing of all time is I

844
00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:41,420
loaded incredibly high resolution picture of some something it's oh wow

845
00:45:41,420 --> 00:45:51,620
okay holy shit I like over here this section it's a painting somewhere this

846
00:45:51,620 --> 00:45:59,260
is insane it's called the garden of earthly to delights by Bosch by Bosch and

847
00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:05,740
it's pretty insane there's a bird holding a torch holding the hand of a

848
00:46:05,740 --> 00:46:14,180
naked man leaving him around a little plate with maybe an onion on it oh my

849
00:46:14,180 --> 00:46:18,180
god yeah the plate is bouncing on top of a man's head he's looking at something

850
00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:26,900
but I literally can't I can't tell oh wait hold on oh shit look at that can you

851
00:46:26,900 --> 00:46:29,660
see it

852
00:46:29,660 --> 00:46:39,140
has a hole with the house in it I don't know what to fucking tell you but I mean

853
00:46:39,140 --> 00:46:43,660
this is this yeah there's a lot to unpack this is one of the most intricate

854
00:46:43,660 --> 00:46:48,900
that's probably why it's Wikipedia's first thing that they show you or

855
00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:52,020
someone's being a dick where they're like they know that Graham grandma

856
00:46:52,020 --> 00:47:00,100
there was no we went to fantasy art remember okay but I I think this is like

857
00:47:00,100 --> 00:47:04,300
this is probably a prank I get it it's fantasy art right it really is there's

858
00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:10,220
I mean there's so much going on this holy shit can I make this my background

859
00:47:10,220 --> 00:47:19,700
can I save this shit how big is this fucking file let's see 223 megabytes for

860
00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:25,340
a jpeg that's a big picture maybe I can open it up better in my in like the

861
00:47:25,340 --> 00:47:34,300
computer processing powers better than the internet or about oh wait is this

862
00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:41,180
better oh this is fuck way better okay let's close that that's gonna closing

863
00:47:41,180 --> 00:47:47,300
this on Wikipedia's gonna fucking fix everything all right we're back on

864
00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:51,860
Wikipedia tangents we can do anything we want let's spark up there smoke this hit

865
00:47:51,860 --> 00:47:56,140
let's take a hit let's we'll start this fucking thing up let's go I just saw a

866
00:47:56,140 --> 00:48:03,500
word called winter's flocking wetlands or world landscapes of northern

867
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:07,700
Renaissance that's where we're going next baby this will probably be the Andy

868
00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:13,260
Christmas oh this might be this is a week before Christmas maybe with the way

869
00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:17,020
we've been fucking really stable sorry for the listeners out there there was a

870
00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:21,740
week this is what you were talking about continuity yes this is a apology way too

871
00:48:21,740 --> 00:48:26,140
late for the listeners because this should happen in real time last week in

872
00:48:26,140 --> 00:48:31,220
this week where the pod didn't upload in time I'm sorry there's just been you

873
00:48:31,220 --> 00:48:34,940
know the scheduling where we got new people you know people in people out it's

874
00:48:34,940 --> 00:48:42,180
a it's a business you guys get it so we're doing the best we can and anyway

875
00:48:42,180 --> 00:48:47,140
here we are this is probably gonna be the Christmas special

876
00:48:47,140 --> 00:49:02,860
I open it with actually no you know what we've done in the past is we've done a

877
00:49:02,860 --> 00:49:09,180
double episode I don't know if we if we if we cut this one we can go straight

878
00:49:09,180 --> 00:49:14,660
into just you and I Christmas special yeah because I don't think we can this

879
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:20,900
is some inside shit I'm so sorry guys let's like halfway through to make it a

880
00:49:20,900 --> 00:49:26,620
Christmas episode fuck it let's no one's here

881
00:49:26,620 --> 00:49:32,780
Christmas special all right here we go this is gonna change the fucking vibe

882
00:49:32,780 --> 00:49:35,300
all right

883
00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:48,660
Christmas man oh Christmas Christmas karaoke the magic sauce of how I find

884
00:49:48,660 --> 00:49:54,620
these songs all right let's let's find let's find what I actually like I'm not

885
00:49:54,620 --> 00:50:01,060
just gonna do you know what my favorite one is maybe you can help me it's those

886
00:50:01,060 --> 00:50:09,980
it's like kind of a punky it's chick singing it's not like it's it's something

887
00:50:09,980 --> 00:50:18,540
Christmas oh come on it's on the tip of my tongue it's it's like punky it's oh

888
00:50:18,540 --> 00:50:27,460
boy I'm gonna sound like an idiot later fuck it I'll just click Christmas

889
00:50:27,460 --> 00:50:34,380
karaoke rock I don't that'll at least narrow it down except all it is jingle

890
00:50:34,380 --> 00:50:40,420
bell rock of course all it is what did I fucking expect when I type in karaoke

891
00:50:40,420 --> 00:50:48,460
Christmas rock yeah all right fuck okay how about I do punk song punk song it's

892
00:50:48,460 --> 00:50:51,640
not really punk though I'm gonna get a lot of shit for calling it punk if we

893
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:58,960
have any punk bands I just don't know what my kids are like in the Christmas

894
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:04,380
song from Guardians of the Galaxy right now that's they've been because we just

895
00:51:04,380 --> 00:51:09,580
watched the Christmas special that's such a good special I just watched that

896
00:51:09,580 --> 00:51:13,620
recently in the summer

897
00:51:13,620 --> 00:51:20,580
yeah all right

898
00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:35,980
here we go everybody Merry Christmas we're starting the episode jingle bells motherfuckers all right so it's

899
00:51:35,980 --> 00:51:41,780
Christmas time episode within an episode what is that called in

900
00:51:41,780 --> 00:51:47,020
Shakespeare they do it what play is that I think it's Midsummer Night's Dream or

901
00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:53,260
is it Midsummer's Night's Dream I've always gotten that mixed up I should

902
00:51:53,260 --> 00:51:59,580
know it a midsummer night's dream okay I think that's grammatically makes the

903
00:51:59,580 --> 00:52:02,900
most sense but what is a play within a play called because we're gonna call

904
00:52:02,900 --> 00:52:14,060
this I need a you know we need to add this did you start this please do it

905
00:52:14,060 --> 00:52:19,140
doesn't have a name oh it's called a meta drama oh god this whole fucking

906
00:52:19,140 --> 00:52:24,020
podcast is called a meta drama and then it's not a comedy it's just a sad drama

907
00:52:24,020 --> 00:52:28,820
if you really just listen to the fine line of just yeah it's a it's a cry for

908
00:52:28,820 --> 00:52:35,580
help from your friend Andy the 12 people that listen thank you for listening yes

909
00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:41,140
indulging my fucking fantasies you're enabling me and whatever what are we

910
00:52:41,140 --> 00:52:49,700
gonna do this is infused with diamonds the one we're smoking now so Christmas

911
00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:56,100
time some Christmas tree all right so what's your favorite part about are you

912
00:52:56,100 --> 00:53:03,420
a fan when you're done cop I'm a fan I like the season a lot yeah I like the

913
00:53:03,420 --> 00:53:08,060
whole month after after Thanksgiving I mean I like lead up to Thanksgiving to

914
00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:13,460
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday but as time goes on Christmas is becoming

915
00:53:13,460 --> 00:53:17,140
more and more important kind of like kind of like when we were like a kid you

916
00:53:17,140 --> 00:53:22,620
know the excitement comes back now that I have kids and I get to watch them go

917
00:53:22,620 --> 00:53:27,300
through the joys that I went through and you know I end up spending way you know

918
00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:36,420
more money than I should but it's it's fun I enjoy it right I've been on the I

919
00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:41,860
don't know I haven't been flush with cash you know I'm survived I'm doing

920
00:53:41,860 --> 00:53:47,900
good kids some kids toys are cheap you can my wife's thrifty she's a Ross and

921
00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:51,860
stuff I have a niece and nephew shout out to them I don't know I don't want to

922
00:53:51,860 --> 00:53:55,540
give out their names their minors I don't want to I don't want you weirdos to

923
00:53:55,540 --> 00:54:02,900
stalk them I'm looking at you Brad I don't know I don't know anyone named

924
00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:07,580
Brad so that's a safe name to fuck call out now but if we ever get if this ever

925
00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:15,980
gets listened to by a bread talking you buddy stay off the internet so we

926
00:54:15,980 --> 00:54:20,980
Christmas let's okay since we didn't necessarily want should we pause it and

927
00:54:20,980 --> 00:54:26,060
watch a Christmas movie should we pause it and watch a Christmas commercial and

928
00:54:26,060 --> 00:54:37,620
review that ladies and gentlemen for the second time ever second course we're

929
00:54:37,620 --> 00:54:47,100
gonna have to do fake ads for this so a lot of work for us but here we go three

930
00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:59,300
two and spring be be be be be be be be be sticking with it what from the from

931
00:54:59,300 --> 00:55:03,780
the past no fuck it I don't like the old-timey thing anymore this is just an

932
00:55:03,780 --> 00:55:08,180
ad for Reese's bitch it's Reese's take five their slogan is the best bar you

933
00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:14,380
never heard of everything you love like nothing you've ever tasted I've never

934
00:55:14,380 --> 00:55:21,140
had a Reese's take five who the fuck keeps interrupting me

935
00:56:14,380 --> 00:56:19,540
we're on chain ladies and gentlemen here's another ad break what do you do

936
00:56:19,540 --> 00:56:25,300
this game hey listeners at all this is Andy from the future the Andy Rice yeah

937
00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:29,940
the one that you're listening to right now in the past I am sort of in the

938
00:56:29,940 --> 00:56:33,580
future it's weird how time works so it's it's linear but it's not because you're

939
00:56:33,580 --> 00:56:43,180
anyway February 16th 2024 at a well at a location that I can't put on air but if

940
00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:50,300
you go to the fried rice podcast at Instagram or fried rice yeah you get it

941
00:56:50,300 --> 00:56:55,820
if you go there I'm killing it if you go there you can find out the location but

942
00:56:55,820 --> 00:57:00,340
it's gonna be there's gonna be a fried rice podcast live in front of a live

943
00:57:00,340 --> 00:57:04,380
studio audience you heard us right it's gonna be stand-up comedy and then

944
00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:08,220
directly after stand-up comedy with me I'm gonna be doing stand-up comedy you

945
00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:12,620
can come see me it's gonna be in Arizona make some plans get on out here we're

946
00:57:12,620 --> 00:57:16,740
right across from Laughlin go get yourself some rooms February 16th it's

947
00:57:16,740 --> 00:57:20,780
gonna be a blast looking forward to seeing you there I'm gonna show my tits

948
00:57:20,780 --> 00:57:27,860
there okay this is getting out of hand I asked for fucking silence when I was

949
00:57:27,860 --> 00:57:43,300
making these and who the fuck keeps talking

950
00:57:57,860 --> 00:58:16,540
every year as always fried rice special fried rice podcast whatever we do a

951
00:58:16,540 --> 00:58:25,340
Christmas special midway through a Nick Cage movie starting a tradition that

952
00:58:25,340 --> 00:58:29,980
will be carried on for every Christmas special to go I'd kick out most of the

953
00:58:29,980 --> 00:58:36,380
cast I just pick one person we do a deep dive we pause and we do a lot more stuff

954
00:58:36,380 --> 00:58:41,300
out I mean like we weren't going outside watching these dogs argue with each

955
00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:45,900
other that doesn't sound exciting it was enough that I got a video of it I won't

956
00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:49,060
share it because now that I'm thinking about it it's just two dogs barking at

957
00:58:49,060 --> 00:58:57,180
each other but it seemed personal god all right so Christmas Christmas this is

958
00:58:57,180 --> 00:59:05,460
a probably the best time of the year they say that all the time what's okay

959
00:59:05,460 --> 00:59:12,100
so let's get into it best Christmas in my mind would be your Norman Rockwell

960
00:59:12,100 --> 00:59:22,140
painting of just a middle-class home on a snowy street in the mid-east with some

961
00:59:22,140 --> 00:59:29,060
you know the you just had a booming trick-or-treat economy going on because

962
00:59:29,060 --> 00:59:33,540
the houses in the house is not a trunk-or-treat situation it's a it's

963
00:59:33,540 --> 00:59:36,340
like trick-or-treat you and like you decorate your house and there's a lot of

964
00:59:36,340 --> 00:59:42,860
fun and then you you know you had a great Thanksgiving the family came over

965
00:59:42,860 --> 00:59:46,340
it was a little too crowded they stayed a little too long you're over it you're

966
00:59:46,340 --> 00:59:51,300
back to your core family the ones you love the most and you know and then you

967
00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:56,140
you you have Christmas it's snowing the family's inside you all come out in your

968
00:59:56,140 --> 01:00:00,900
pajamas you know the kids you know running around I mean I don't have kids

969
01:00:00,900 --> 01:00:05,140
but I'm just painting like this is like this is like the typical typical ideal

970
01:00:05,140 --> 01:00:10,540
Christmas right and and then everyone gets the presents they want they get

971
01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:14,580
some clothes they don't they grim that one present each that they they didn't

972
01:00:14,580 --> 01:00:18,660
they couldn't care less for because they their parents misread the situation when

973
01:00:18,660 --> 01:00:22,300
they looked at the commercial they're like oh that's that's so cool then what

974
01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:26,740
they were looking at was the the relationship between the son and father

975
01:00:26,740 --> 01:00:30,780
in the commercial not necessarily the the toy itself they just wanted you to

976
01:00:30,780 --> 01:00:33,300
spend more time with them but you were at the store buying them things that

977
01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:39,380
yeah you get it speaking of which um it wouldn't be fried rice podcast if we

978
01:00:39,380 --> 01:00:44,340
didn't review things and so what Brandon and I did because we had a little bit of

979
01:00:44,340 --> 01:00:55,940
a short notice thanks to me well thanks to me I fuck everything up if you're

980
01:00:55,940 --> 01:01:03,460
one of my friends you're well aware of this you I have such a track record I

981
01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:07,380
don't think there's a single person in my contacts on my phone that doesn't

982
01:01:07,380 --> 01:01:12,180
have a story of me letting them down in some way you know what I mean yeah I

983
01:01:12,180 --> 01:01:17,940
don't know what that says about me as a person but hey we're a 26 27 episode

984
01:01:17,940 --> 01:01:23,740
strong but only now on an altered we've only missed one week you know kind of

985
01:01:23,740 --> 01:01:28,660
my fault I should have been more proactive with getting the getting the

986
01:01:28,660 --> 01:01:33,060
the file from from where it needed to get get from you know what I'm talking

987
01:01:33,060 --> 01:01:38,140
about doesn't matter this is bullshit it's Christmas special all right so let

988
01:01:38,140 --> 01:01:42,540
me take this hit tell me you're tell me is that's now that's an ideal picture

989
01:01:42,540 --> 01:01:47,380
movie Christmas what for you is the specific the traditions that you like to

990
01:01:47,380 --> 01:01:50,940
do set up the Brennan household Christmas what do you do starting in

991
01:01:50,940 --> 01:01:54,300
December Thanksgiving just ended you had a wonderful time I'm gonna have a

992
01:01:54,300 --> 01:01:58,380
cracker while you talk every year my wife earlier and earlier and trying to

993
01:01:58,380 --> 01:02:04,820
bring the tree out earlier and earlier I've kind of convinced her to wait until after

994
01:02:04,820 --> 01:02:10,220
Thanksgiving dinner especially because we host and we have some family over do

995
01:02:10,220 --> 01:02:13,780
Thanksgiving I'm like we wouldn't really it'd be tight with the big tree in the

996
01:02:13,780 --> 01:02:20,820
corner so let's wait until afterwards so she's agreed to that okay and so as soon

997
01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:25,460
as Thanksgiving's done it's Christmas in the house there's Christmas sense in

998
01:02:25,460 --> 01:02:30,940
everything and every single little air freshener in the house everything's

999
01:02:30,940 --> 01:02:36,020
getting decorated some years my wife will have me you know hang up Christmas

1000
01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:39,940
lights and stuff like that but like we don't really have any outlets outside of

1001
01:02:39,940 --> 01:02:43,940
our house so this year I'm kind of like off the hook

1002
01:02:43,940 --> 01:02:48,700
okay yeah the one that way using the garage like the search broke and I haven't

1003
01:02:48,700 --> 01:02:54,460
fixed it yet are you gonna alternate any inflatables into the situation yeah

1004
01:02:54,460 --> 01:02:57,940
maybe like once we kind of once we find our kind of like you know more forever

1005
01:02:57,940 --> 01:03:02,940
home that's kind of when we'll start doing that bringing those traditions into

1006
01:03:02,940 --> 01:03:07,420
the household but I don't know my favorite is Christmas Day like Christmas

1007
01:03:07,420 --> 01:03:12,920
Day is always fun we wake up kind of whenever the kids wake up and I mean now

1008
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:15,900
they're getting old enough to kind of get more excited about it and they're

1009
01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:20,060
kind of now they're both at like all three of my kids are you know my oldest

1010
01:03:20,060 --> 01:03:23,860
is kind of kind of fading out of it a little bit he's a teenager and then the

1011
01:03:23,860 --> 01:03:27,460
two young ones are now says he's fading out of it he loves it he still loves it

1012
01:03:27,460 --> 01:03:30,940
he still loves it you got to give him you got to let him give him space but

1013
01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:37,820
yeah let him let him just it will you know because I remember my parents used

1014
01:03:37,820 --> 01:03:43,620
to take me to Griswold's theater which was in Claremont which was a really

1015
01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:49,340
nice dinner theater and they did a Christmas play each year yeah it wasn't

1016
01:03:49,340 --> 01:03:57,380
like a wasn't always like a sappy you know 1950s thing or whatever it was it

1017
01:03:57,380 --> 01:04:02,180
was cool there were Christmas songs that were modern whatever okay I liked it so

1018
01:04:02,180 --> 01:04:09,140
they were all like the nutcracker no no you weren't watching um you're watching

1019
01:04:09,140 --> 01:04:14,220
Frosty the Snowman the play or whatever you're watching like Christmas time you

1020
01:04:14,220 --> 01:04:18,420
know Christmas time at the mall that's probably never something I should look

1021
01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:22,780
at it's always just like Christmas play I don't I never really you get there it's

1022
01:04:22,780 --> 01:04:27,700
fantastic they practice all I mean it's very well done everyone I saw it was

1023
01:04:27,700 --> 01:04:33,480
great but the point is at the end Santa comes out every time regardless of the

1024
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:36,580
story I mean it's almost predictable I mean like what's the thrills if you're

1025
01:04:36,580 --> 01:04:40,460
going to play you know the ending is gonna be Santa saves the day yeah I wish

1026
01:04:40,460 --> 01:04:48,220
they changed it once to like Satan says you know like shake it up it's another

1027
01:04:48,220 --> 01:04:54,540
red red character magic powers that can appear anywhere on earth at any point

1028
01:04:54,540 --> 01:04:57,420
time and knows if you've been naughty or nice

1029
01:04:57,420 --> 01:05:10,420
dude I wish that they made that they had the balls to break the Harry Potter

1030
01:05:10,420 --> 01:05:16,540
universe like that and give us like a more mature rated in that universe

1031
01:05:16,540 --> 01:05:23,980
because wizards exist that's fucking cool yeah be an order be an order

1032
01:05:23,980 --> 01:05:28,700
solving a murder like a cool fucking magic related murder and you have to

1033
01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:33,540
follow ridiculous sets of clues traveling through London and the back

1034
01:05:33,540 --> 01:05:37,580
streets of London so you basically just building in a London and then you're

1035
01:05:37,580 --> 01:05:41,460
giving us like you're giving us wizard London in the back like you're giving

1036
01:05:41,460 --> 01:05:45,460
us like Diagon Alley you're giving us other London places because that's the

1037
01:05:45,460 --> 01:05:49,460
one we've all seen stuff that's iconic you can go in the back but you can also

1038
01:05:49,460 --> 01:05:53,820
go down to the more sketch one you would have to like interrogate people

1039
01:05:53,820 --> 01:05:59,580
yeah how I mean listen if you're listening W whoever makes these fucking

1040
01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:05,620
games that's a good idea go make that shit I'll help write it alrighty I mean

1041
01:06:05,620 --> 01:06:08,980
that's the groundwork we I mean we got it like some dark shits going on you got

1042
01:06:08,980 --> 01:06:13,300
cultists you got a or we think are just cultists but it's more than that it's

1043
01:06:13,300 --> 01:06:17,460
like a Moriarty motherfucker behind it all yeah but then he's getting his you

1044
01:06:17,460 --> 01:06:22,980
know you know he's he's just an illusion because really it's someone at Hogwarts

1045
01:06:22,980 --> 01:06:27,140
and it all brings it back to of course you got to have an iconic battle in for

1046
01:06:27,140 --> 01:06:31,780
in the front gates that leads into Hogwarts like he breaks open the curse

1047
01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:34,860
you see students running away you have to do everything you can to stop him

1048
01:06:34,860 --> 01:06:38,860
he's too powerful and he's fucking blowing through things or she or she I

1049
01:06:38,860 --> 01:06:46,540
mean I don't care I don't know how I don't know how I don't care this could

1050
01:06:46,540 --> 01:06:51,620
be in the this could be absolutely in the Hogwarts legacy universe spin off of

1051
01:06:51,620 --> 01:06:57,380
that game just like make it 1800s early 1900s just like this episode that'll

1052
01:06:57,380 --> 01:07:05,980
have a Christmas theme right in the middle of the game I would I love I'll

1053
01:07:05,980 --> 01:07:11,620
say that video games Christmas which is seasons I that was so good we had a

1054
01:07:11,620 --> 01:07:16,420
Christmas season yeah that was so wonderful listen guys if you haven't

1055
01:07:16,420 --> 01:07:19,900
played I don't care how much of a gamer you really are I mean I do leave in the

1056
01:07:19,900 --> 01:07:25,060
comments tell me all about it I'd love to hear it but if you game get that

1057
01:07:25,060 --> 01:07:29,660
Harry Potter game that Hogwarts one it's phenomenal like it feels you feel like a

1058
01:07:29,660 --> 01:07:33,940
wizard you jump on your broom you fly anywhere you want magic is easy to use

1059
01:07:33,940 --> 01:07:38,980
it's even if you don't play very many games you have to beat it yeah oh I mean

1060
01:07:38,980 --> 01:07:43,140
it has a good ending that's a good story like everyone wants a sequel it's that

1061
01:07:43,140 --> 01:07:48,340
good it's like people I just a buddy of mine just sent me a message again people

1062
01:07:48,340 --> 01:07:51,380
were off the fucking chains anything that happens to spread it in a tangent

1063
01:07:51,380 --> 01:07:58,260
city baby my buddy sent me a semi elite today it was a the WB they were saying

1064
01:07:58,260 --> 01:08:01,900
that they were gonna go more live service game aspect for the games that

1065
01:08:01,900 --> 01:08:07,300
they're developing but which is I'm not happy of but the Wonder Woman game that

1066
01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:13,380
they're making is going to be a single-player narrative action game so

1067
01:08:13,380 --> 01:08:21,020
people that's gonna be exciting Wonder Woman is OP like she's super powerful

1068
01:08:21,020 --> 01:08:27,420
she's fast like she's she's probably near superman yeah exactly yeah and she's

1069
01:08:27,420 --> 01:08:34,100
cool like we've seen Superman to death yeah Wonder Woman has Themyscira that

1070
01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:39,720
we can explore right like of course this I'm gonna watch this this is a this is

1071
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:45,940
um what is it November 18th 2023 the Wonder Woman game is gonna open with it

1072
01:08:45,940 --> 01:08:50,900
almost identical to the fucking movies oh no it's probably gonna have you're

1073
01:08:50,900 --> 01:08:56,500
definitely gonna have flashbacks to Themyscira young Diana training that

1074
01:08:56,500 --> 01:09:00,420
might even be your tutorial on how the game works is gonna be God it's gonna be

1075
01:09:00,420 --> 01:09:06,860
a God of War clone and that's fine God of War probably 2018 style clone which

1076
01:09:06,860 --> 01:09:12,260
is cool or are you thinking more open world

1077
01:09:13,620 --> 01:09:17,340
maybe like maybe kind of like that because that's kind of how the Arkham games are and those are so

1078
01:09:17,340 --> 01:09:22,020
successful why would they branch out hmm you know why would they change I mean do

1079
01:09:22,020 --> 01:09:28,620
something like that style of action and gameplay but open world you know yeah

1080
01:09:28,620 --> 01:09:33,100
like kind of like how the Arkham series got towards the end well actually the

1081
01:09:33,100 --> 01:09:37,740
whole time it was pretty open world and you know what speaking of Arkham everyone shits on Arkham Knight

1082
01:09:37,740 --> 01:09:47,780
I love Arkham Knight that Batmobile alone yeah if they just built a batmobile game and charged me

1083
01:09:47,780 --> 01:09:54,020
$30 for it and it was that in that city I wouldn't have been pissed at all they

1084
01:09:54,020 --> 01:09:58,260
would have added more probably fighting stuff to do yeah that would be cool but

1085
01:09:58,260 --> 01:10:04,620
they said I read an article because the Arkham Knight came out on the newer

1086
01:10:04,620 --> 01:10:12,220
consoles from the previous ones yeah and I think like Arkham City came out on

1087
01:10:12,220 --> 01:10:20,020
Xbox 360 yeah I think you did I think X but it came out okay so it came out on

1088
01:10:20,020 --> 01:10:25,660
Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 and then the other one the previous ones came out on

1089
01:10:25,660 --> 01:10:31,820
the original Xbox that sounds right to me and we and stuff okay they said that

1090
01:10:31,820 --> 01:10:37,820
the Batmobile alone if in order for that to run they would need an entire Xbox

1091
01:10:37,820 --> 01:10:46,580
360 like worth of room data capabilities just to make it run and I

1092
01:10:46,580 --> 01:10:49,460
thought that when I read that I was like at the time I was like that's fucking

1093
01:10:49,460 --> 01:10:54,180
cool that this that that's how graphics that's how media moves forward how games

1094
01:10:54,180 --> 01:10:59,700
push forward is that one year it's here's an entire game and now it's like

1095
01:10:59,700 --> 01:11:04,420
that entire game would need to fuel just one fucking aspect of this new game

1096
01:11:04,420 --> 01:11:11,420
that's a big aspect of it it's pretty cool so while we took a break and got

1097
01:11:11,420 --> 01:11:15,580
more high for some reason we kept smoking instead of just doing what we

1098
01:11:15,580 --> 01:11:25,260
were fucking supposed to do Jesus Christ we have to do so many ads probably an

1099
01:11:25,260 --> 01:11:31,620
hour wow nice okay this is this might be the most manageable fucking episode not

1100
01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:36,900
from our perspective we've been there for hours but yeah anyway we reviewed

1101
01:11:36,900 --> 01:11:42,300
some fun Christmas stuff um you know what I didn't get to show you any

1102
01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:51,820
Christmas stuff that's true you know what let's pause it one more time on a

1103
01:11:51,820 --> 01:11:56,860
completely unrelated this is Andy again on a completely unrelated it's like if

1104
01:11:56,860 --> 01:11:59,180
you didn't already know because you've been listening to the podcast for a

1105
01:11:59,180 --> 01:12:04,500
while it's my voice is pretty stupid but in a completely unrelated note to the

1106
01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:10,340
last ad that you just heard nothing to do with the last ad whatsoever but I do

1107
01:12:10,340 --> 01:12:13,700
a lot of stand-up comedy at the Miracle Mile event center over here in Bullhead

1108
01:12:13,700 --> 01:12:18,500
City so if you want to maybe like look into events taking place there's a

1109
01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:22,140
stand-up comedy show actually taking place there February 16th on a Friday

1110
01:12:22,140 --> 01:12:28,620
night where you can yeah and if you want to get tickets use promo code

1111
01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:35,180
no I'm gonna let you sit in the awkward silence Mike you can't tell me what to

1112
01:12:35,180 --> 01:12:39,980
do on my fucking show Mike had this grand plan where I was gonna be his

1113
01:12:39,980 --> 01:12:44,820
little puppet but no Mike you sit there in it sit in the awkward silence that's

1114
01:12:44,820 --> 01:12:51,340
the ad that's gonna live on forever you son of a bitch use promo code your

1115
01:12:51,340 --> 01:13:11,500
fucking mom anyway Miracle Mile event center see you there this isn't even hey guys

1116
01:13:21,340 --> 01:13:34,140
hey how does Santa get to so many houses in one night who knows is he

1117
01:13:34,140 --> 01:13:37,900
watching you sleep is he watching you masturbate before going to sleep

1118
01:13:37,900 --> 01:13:46,900
creepy Santa's creepy welcome back ho ho ho and how do you do the bah-humbug

1119
01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:58,700
there we go that's the song I was thinking of earlier if that was

1120
01:13:58,700 --> 01:14:06,140
recorded welcome back to the last commercial we didn't make it two minutes

1121
01:14:06,140 --> 01:14:12,220
I think anyway we still have to do ads okay ladies and gentlemen we just

1122
01:14:12,220 --> 01:14:17,340
reviewed a lot of Christmas we're gonna give them quick little reviews yeah yeah

1123
01:14:17,340 --> 01:14:21,280
we were I've clipped them all up here that's why you have so many I know God

1124
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:24,380
you and your windows let me close them all all right that one's going away that

1125
01:14:24,380 --> 01:14:31,020
one goes away so now I won't know what I was thinking about her yeah here we go

1126
01:14:31,020 --> 01:14:38,600
here we go we got we watched oh my god we started with I typed in Christmas

1127
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:44,780
commercial and the one that popped up was this this this boy this dad and

1128
01:14:44,780 --> 01:14:48,500
they're listening to a song in like the 70s and then they listen again on like a

1129
01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:52,620
ring ring tone for another one and then like it's just real sad it's been super

1130
01:14:52,620 --> 01:14:56,980
famous it's got you know a few minutes called the seasons best holiday ad yeah

1131
01:14:56,980 --> 01:15:04,020
B-O-U-Y-G-U-E-S Christmas still awesome in 2023 it's still awesome and you know

1132
01:15:04,020 --> 01:15:07,900
what we both teared up we cried a little bit both of us because it's a sad you

1133
01:15:07,900 --> 01:15:13,420
know what you have young boys I just spent a week with my dad it's sadder

1134
01:15:13,420 --> 01:15:19,860
than that scene and Guardians 2 I'm your daddy right I didn't mean to look you

1135
01:15:19,860 --> 01:15:23,740
right in the eyes when I said your daddy I was totally focused over here the whole

1136
01:15:23,740 --> 01:15:30,240
time made direct eye contact said I'm your daddy you moved on all right I'm

1137
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:35,460
not though I don't want to be your daddy if you needed a daddy this weird we also

1138
01:15:35,460 --> 01:15:39,900
recommend it we watched on your recommendation 12 days of Christmas by

1139
01:15:39,900 --> 01:15:44,820
Bob and Doug McKenzie from the great great white north that was funny had

1140
01:15:44,820 --> 01:15:51,140
beer and a beer very it's funny if you're just looking for things it's 12

1141
01:15:51,140 --> 01:15:56,160
days of Christmas Bob and Doug McKenzie you guys will like it and then Christmas

1142
01:15:56,160 --> 01:16:00,140
rapping is the song I was thinking of earlier it's that kind of punky girls

1143
01:16:00,140 --> 01:16:07,260
seeing it we watched we dropped dropping in the Yule log on YouTube which with KLS

1144
01:16:07,260 --> 01:16:11,540
who's what's the 98 point what was it

1145
01:16:15,540 --> 01:16:24,700
California radio show so I was on a talk show once like no I mean I like that I

1146
01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:32,020
called in a talk radio and the purse so when I called the question was what do

1147
01:16:32,020 --> 01:16:38,900
Americans spend like one week of their life doing and each year I was like oh

1148
01:16:38,900 --> 01:16:44,420
man that's a good one I thought waiting at red lights if you accumulate all the

1149
01:16:44,420 --> 01:16:51,180
time yeah and I called in and they said all right Andy hold on and then when

1150
01:16:51,180 --> 01:16:56,420
the guys like hey we got a caller on the line so what do you think and I said

1151
01:16:56,420 --> 01:17:00,860
stopping at red light and I heard an echo and the voice my voice sounded a

1152
01:17:00,860 --> 01:17:05,220
little different and I was like okay and then after the ladies like all right

1153
01:17:05,220 --> 01:17:09,420
you'll be up in just a moment and I was like wait what and it was someone else

1154
01:17:09,420 --> 01:17:14,020
said the same answer as me right before me and while I was waiting and then it

1155
01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:17,660
got to me and I didn't have an answer and I was like I was gonna say the red

1156
01:17:17,660 --> 01:17:22,780
light thing and then I look like an idiot so there's a select group of

1157
01:17:22,780 --> 01:17:29,140
people at 2 a.m. Monday Sunday night or whatever fucking think I'm a goofball

1158
01:17:29,140 --> 01:17:34,980
how old were you that's funny I was like grown man this is last week

1159
01:17:34,980 --> 01:17:39,460
oh you know what the coolest one of the coolest radio things besides I've won

1160
01:17:39,460 --> 01:17:45,500
tickets like three times calling in to K-Rock okay I was at that the traffic

1161
01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:48,580
Armageddon Carmageddon is what they called it that one day where they closed

1162
01:17:48,580 --> 01:17:53,060
the two biggest freeways we had and then they forced everyone in I got stuck in

1163
01:17:53,060 --> 01:17:58,940
that because my work ran late and I the ad came up about six times I called I

1164
01:17:58,940 --> 01:18:04,900
got through and I won backstage tickets to the offspring concert not offspring

1165
01:18:04,900 --> 01:18:10,820
yeah offspring those fucking bad religion

1166
01:18:10,820 --> 01:18:19,220
who else Pennywise bad religion they might have been offspring fucking it was

1167
01:18:19,220 --> 01:18:22,700
dope though it was really fun concert but anyway that's the kind of luck you got

1168
01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:26,380
yeah you know what's stopping me with these tangents now it's like I feel like

1169
01:18:26,380 --> 01:18:29,940
an old man in a retirement home just relaxing nostalgia and you're just my

1170
01:18:29,940 --> 01:18:39,020
buddy go like yeah you tell me all right and then we watched oh then we watched

1171
01:18:39,020 --> 01:18:42,380
goofy Christmas special just the beginning just getting a little bit of

1172
01:18:42,380 --> 01:18:48,140
the spirit then we watched more than we ever anticipated of the Disney Channel

1173
01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:52,300
original movie Christmas dot dot dot again yeah it seemed like you were

1174
01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:56,900
enjoying it so I was just letting go wow okay I mean I wasn't enjoying it I just

1175
01:18:56,900 --> 01:19:01,700
enjoyed roasting it yeah it was a fun movie to watch because it's a it's a

1176
01:19:01,700 --> 01:19:06,820
typical Groundhog's Day yeah style we meet yeah except it's like a genie

1177
01:19:06,820 --> 01:19:13,420
Friday yeah freaky yeah it's like your typical team has to relive but what the

1178
01:19:13,420 --> 01:19:16,260
important thing is it really none of this really matters there's hockey which

1179
01:19:16,260 --> 01:19:20,540
I thought Brendan would like but apparently I enjoyed it more than he did

1180
01:19:20,540 --> 01:19:24,220
I guess that was just he was indulging me for the last I was skipping through

1181
01:19:24,220 --> 01:19:29,460
his bad it was bad okay well it was just stunt people jumping into each other on

1182
01:19:29,460 --> 01:19:38,220
ice but there was a candy cane there was a candy cane scene where they asked the

1183
01:19:38,220 --> 01:19:43,660
she's walking by and some people win a thousand dollars and she's like how much

1184
01:19:43,660 --> 01:19:47,980
how many candy canes were in the candy cane thing and before she answered

1185
01:19:47,980 --> 01:19:51,780
Brendan I just took a guess based on I did it mathematically Brendan just wild

1186
01:19:51,780 --> 01:19:59,220
guess Brendan's guess 588 my guess even 1600 is again math and here's the

1187
01:19:59,220 --> 01:20:07,820
answer this number of candy canes in that snowman they won the raffle 17,000

1188
01:20:07,820 --> 01:20:12,300
five hundred and thirty six nine thousand red eight thousand five hundred

1189
01:20:12,300 --> 01:20:18,500
and thirty six agree so basically I won but you missed by zero yeah I missed by

1190
01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:23,180
a whole zero so yeah none of us were close please don't copyright strike me

1191
01:20:23,180 --> 01:20:30,060
for that fighting bullshit anyway review what do we think we don't have to

1192
01:20:30,060 --> 01:20:36,660
review them all we talked about we said what we watched we said they're all right we were there you don't have to watch

1193
01:20:36,660 --> 01:20:41,820
Christmas again that was a bullshit would not recommend would not you take

1194
01:20:41,820 --> 01:20:48,260
greens on this one it's bad it leads the leads hockey hockey first but I don't

1195
01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:54,060
mean the first 30 minutes are not hockey maybe she ends up on the she ends up on

1196
01:20:54,060 --> 01:21:01,460
the Santa versus elves team there's a grown man grown stuntmen playing you're

1197
01:21:01,460 --> 01:21:06,980
running into each other you're gonna huh I saw a comic recently say that not every

1198
01:21:06,980 --> 01:21:11,100
Rudy is a Rudy you know there's a thousand people just getting their asses

1199
01:21:11,100 --> 01:21:15,220
handed to them if they try to compete in football in high school they're like

1200
01:21:15,220 --> 01:21:24,100
tiny or college or whatever right fucking go with this but anyway

1201
01:21:24,100 --> 01:21:32,740
Christmas my I love we have ads to do we have to record some ads so um well

1202
01:21:32,740 --> 01:21:37,540
this is gonna be one of the shortest yet the longest produced we put so much

1203
01:21:37,540 --> 01:21:48,180
more effort into this we've added 20 minutes with an hour of us fucking

1204
01:21:48,180 --> 01:21:53,860
around causing this thing so many times I'm so sorry no we can keep talking we

1205
01:21:53,860 --> 01:22:00,180
have a little bit of time right yeah fuck I could do ads without you I guess

1206
01:22:00,180 --> 01:22:05,220
I'd rather just have you here present for the next 15 minutes if we can 20

1207
01:22:05,220 --> 01:22:18,460
minutes that's just what's your favorite Christmas movies outside the box of the

1208
01:22:18,460 --> 01:22:23,260
ones that are like yeah because Christmas story everyone loves yeah which

1209
01:22:23,260 --> 01:22:27,740
is great there's no reason not to love it yeah but like what's the one you go

1210
01:22:27,740 --> 01:22:31,180
out of your way to watch maybe won't everyone won't jump on board with I can

1211
01:22:31,180 --> 01:22:37,940
obscure yeah if there are any my wife's I mean Christmas vacation is my wife's

1212
01:22:37,940 --> 01:22:44,180
favorite and like I love it too but that's not I wouldn't say that obscure

1213
01:22:50,900 --> 01:22:55,700
so I like all the classics obviously all the classics are really good all right

1214
01:22:55,700 --> 01:23:07,020
well bad Santa Scrooge Scrooge oh I was taught by a when I went to an acting

1215
01:23:07,020 --> 01:23:12,260
camp by one of the guys in Christmas with the craigs he was the neighbor the

1216
01:23:12,260 --> 01:23:17,740
one gets frozen to the roof John short his small soldiers is

1217
01:23:17,740 --> 01:23:23,220
technically a Christmas movie right is it it's around Christmas time think that

1218
01:23:23,220 --> 01:23:27,500
at least I thought it was Christmas time whoo small soldiers now they made did

1219
01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:35,660
you see that red small soldiers fan made thing no I didn't see that oh my god we

1220
01:23:35,660 --> 01:23:46,220
can't pause we really can't really get those all just notes that you've taken

1221
01:23:46,220 --> 01:23:50,900
from oh yeah so we know it's oh yeah by the way I wrote notes for the shit that

1222
01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:56,180
we were doing that we just move back

1223
01:23:56,180 --> 01:23:58,180
what the fuck are we doing?

1224
01:23:58,180 --> 01:24:03,180
oh let's finish this joint I hope people enjoy listening to this as much as we've enjoyed making it

1225
01:24:03,180 --> 01:24:14,860
oh my god oh there's no way at least it's shorter for them

1226
01:24:14,860 --> 01:24:15,860
Oh man.

1227
01:24:15,860 --> 01:24:16,860
That's torture.

1228
01:24:16,860 --> 01:24:17,860
Oh man.

1229
01:24:17,860 --> 01:24:18,860
Ugh.

1230
01:24:18,860 --> 01:24:19,860
Okay.

1231
01:24:19,860 --> 01:24:25,500
Let's leave some cigarettes to your couch.

1232
01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:29,900
So here's some notes for that movie no one's going to watch.

1233
01:24:29,900 --> 01:24:31,480
Christmas dot dot dot again.

1234
01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:33,440
She had a list of her top five Christmas memories.

1235
01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:34,440
This will take place.

1236
01:24:34,440 --> 01:24:38,560
There's probably a significant plot in the movie.

1237
01:24:38,560 --> 01:24:44,120
But here they are in no particular order except at number five is Christmas Around the World

1238
01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:45,320
exhibit at the museum.

1239
01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:46,760
Number four is the pier.

1240
01:24:46,760 --> 01:24:50,400
Number three is the Christmas versus elves hockey game.

1241
01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:55,020
Number one is the Winter Rama, Winterland Festival, whatever the fuck.

1242
01:24:55,020 --> 01:24:58,460
But number two is the big platform thingy.

1243
01:24:58,460 --> 01:25:02,220
And I think what's the story about that?

1244
01:25:02,220 --> 01:25:06,900
I think that's a more interesting Christmas movie than her repeating the day and winning

1245
01:25:06,900 --> 01:25:10,860
some candy cane competition when she eats too many candy canes.

1246
01:25:10,860 --> 01:25:13,660
That space was too small for that many candy canes.

1247
01:25:13,660 --> 01:25:14,660
It was.

1248
01:25:14,660 --> 01:25:21,100
Write in the comments below if you're the prop designer or writer of Christmas Again

1249
01:25:21,100 --> 01:25:26,180
for Disney and let us know what the fuck you were thinking with that candy cane scene you

1250
01:25:26,180 --> 01:25:27,180
monsters.

1251
01:25:27,180 --> 01:25:28,180
What else?

1252
01:25:28,180 --> 01:25:31,180
Oh, Santiversary was a word I heard and I liked it.

1253
01:25:31,180 --> 01:25:32,180
Yes.

1254
01:25:32,180 --> 01:25:33,180
This is a test of the broadcasting system.

1255
01:25:33,180 --> 01:25:34,180
No we haven't.

1256
01:25:34,180 --> 01:25:45,460
We can do a Christmas movie.

1257
01:25:45,460 --> 01:25:46,460
Let's do a Christmas movie.

1258
01:25:46,460 --> 01:25:47,460
Fuck them.

1259
01:25:47,460 --> 01:25:50,780
We're going to look at this underrated, oh we have to go to Tubi.

1260
01:25:50,780 --> 01:25:51,780
Oh shit.

1261
01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:55,620
You can get straight off of Tubi for this week only.

1262
01:25:55,620 --> 01:25:57,660
As a Christmas present.

1263
01:25:57,660 --> 01:26:08,140
As a Christmas present I guess I'm going to yet again disenfranchise the poor but as a

1264
01:26:08,140 --> 01:26:13,620
Christmas present to all my affluent friends, affluent friends that can afford whatever

1265
01:26:13,620 --> 01:26:16,220
streaming site that we happen to pick.

1266
01:26:16,220 --> 01:26:17,220
Here we go.

1267
01:26:17,220 --> 01:26:18,220
What would you like to watch out of this?

1268
01:26:18,220 --> 01:26:21,220
These are actually maybe a little even too.

1269
01:26:21,220 --> 01:26:22,220
They're all good.

1270
01:26:22,220 --> 01:26:23,220
I mean Christmas movies.

1271
01:26:23,220 --> 01:26:24,220
Yeah Christmas movies.

1272
01:26:24,220 --> 01:26:26,220
These are maybe a little too well known.

1273
01:26:26,220 --> 01:26:28,660
They've been reviewed to death.

1274
01:26:28,660 --> 01:26:29,660
Maybe Tubi is the way to go.

1275
01:26:29,660 --> 01:26:30,660
Harold and Kumar Christmas.

1276
01:26:30,660 --> 01:26:35,740
I love the Harold and Kumar Christmas and that is so right up our alley.

1277
01:26:35,740 --> 01:26:36,740
Where do we watch that?

1278
01:26:36,740 --> 01:26:37,740
I don't know what it's on anymore.

1279
01:26:37,740 --> 01:26:38,740
Harold and Kumar Christmas.

1280
01:26:38,740 --> 01:26:39,740
It might not be on anything.

1281
01:26:39,740 --> 01:26:40,740
Probably Netflix.

1282
01:26:40,740 --> 01:26:41,740
Damn it.

1283
01:26:41,740 --> 01:26:42,740
That's right.

1284
01:26:42,740 --> 01:26:43,740
2011.

1285
01:26:43,740 --> 01:26:44,740
Are we that old?

1286
01:26:44,740 --> 01:26:45,740
Yeah.

1287
01:26:45,740 --> 01:26:46,740
We are.

1288
01:26:46,740 --> 01:26:47,740
Okay.

1289
01:26:47,740 --> 01:26:48,740
Fuck.

1290
01:26:48,740 --> 01:26:56,500
It's only fucking.

1291
01:26:56,500 --> 01:27:03,540
It's not on Netflix.

1292
01:27:03,540 --> 01:27:10,500
It says Netflix but it's not.

1293
01:27:10,500 --> 01:27:11,500
Remind Me.

1294
01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:12,500
What the fuck Remind Me?

1295
01:27:12,500 --> 01:27:13,500
Let me watch it.

1296
01:27:13,500 --> 01:27:14,500
No?

1297
01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:15,500
Alright guys.

1298
01:27:15,500 --> 01:27:16,500
This again.

1299
01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:17,500
You know how we do.

1300
01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:21,420
We have the most boring podcast in moments because it's just us Googling things and the

1301
01:27:21,420 --> 01:27:22,420
fucking thing.

1302
01:27:22,420 --> 01:27:23,420
We're going to go to Tubi.

1303
01:27:23,420 --> 01:27:24,420
We're going to do this the right way.

1304
01:27:24,420 --> 01:27:27,060
We're going to watch some fucking bullshit.

1305
01:27:27,060 --> 01:27:28,060
We love you Tubi.

1306
01:27:28,060 --> 01:27:29,060
You sponsor us.

1307
01:27:29,060 --> 01:27:30,060
You guys have great content.

1308
01:27:30,060 --> 01:27:31,060
I mean honestly there's a lot of really.

1309
01:27:31,060 --> 01:27:35,100
I'm looking at Eraser right now and you can watch Classic Doctor Who.

1310
01:27:35,100 --> 01:27:36,900
I'm looking at the top shit right here.

1311
01:27:36,900 --> 01:27:39,980
There's a movie called Flying Saucer Rock and Roll that looks amazing.

1312
01:27:39,980 --> 01:27:41,620
I'm about to add to my favorites.

1313
01:27:41,620 --> 01:27:43,660
We might watch that later guys.

1314
01:27:43,660 --> 01:27:44,660
Alright.

1315
01:27:44,660 --> 01:27:53,260
Let's type in Christmas.

1316
01:27:53,260 --> 01:27:54,260
Let's pick.

1317
01:27:54,260 --> 01:27:55,580
I mean it's going to force.

1318
01:27:55,580 --> 01:27:57,100
This is where we have the power now.

1319
01:27:57,100 --> 01:27:58,740
I'm not going to be here next week.

1320
01:27:58,740 --> 01:27:59,740
Oh man.

1321
01:27:59,740 --> 01:28:03,220
You have even more incentive to pick whatever the fuck you want.

1322
01:28:03,220 --> 01:28:08,220
Let's pick something that looks reasonably okay.

1323
01:28:08,220 --> 01:28:12,100
Yeah I'd rather not punish everybody.

1324
01:28:12,100 --> 01:28:13,100
Christmas time.

1325
01:28:13,100 --> 01:28:14,860
I don't want anything with kids and family.

1326
01:28:14,860 --> 01:28:15,860
Let's go with filters.

1327
01:28:15,860 --> 01:28:16,860
Is there a filter for this shit?

1328
01:28:16,860 --> 01:28:17,860
No.

1329
01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:23,060
I mean Tubi you're great but add a filter so I can take out.

1330
01:28:23,060 --> 01:28:24,060
Oh Christ.

1331
01:28:24,060 --> 01:28:25,060
Okay.

1332
01:28:25,060 --> 01:28:30,060
Good call.

1333
01:28:30,060 --> 01:28:31,940
Christmas break in we looked at.

1334
01:28:31,940 --> 01:28:32,940
That looked stupid.

1335
01:28:32,940 --> 01:28:36,180
I mean whoever made it I'm sure you did a great job.

1336
01:28:36,180 --> 01:28:37,180
But it's just not for us.

1337
01:28:37,180 --> 01:28:38,580
It's not our demographic.

1338
01:28:38,580 --> 01:28:39,580
Christmas cartoon Wonderland.

1339
01:28:39,580 --> 01:28:40,580
Oh.

1340
01:28:40,580 --> 01:28:41,580
Oh.

1341
01:28:41,580 --> 01:28:42,580
Oh.

1342
01:28:42,580 --> 01:28:43,580
I can take Christmas fucking.

1343
01:28:43,580 --> 01:28:44,580
Mama.

1344
01:28:44,580 --> 01:28:49,580
We're going to just let that ad go while we talk because trust me you guys have had enough

1345
01:28:49,580 --> 01:28:50,580
ads by now.

1346
01:28:50,580 --> 01:28:51,580
Christmas comes but once a year.

1347
01:28:51,580 --> 01:28:52,580
Jack Frost.

1348
01:28:52,580 --> 01:28:53,580
Jingle Bells.

1349
01:28:53,580 --> 01:28:54,580
Christmas night.

1350
01:28:54,580 --> 01:28:57,580
Oh little town of Santa Clara.

1351
01:28:57,580 --> 01:28:58,580
Lovely.

1352
01:28:58,580 --> 01:28:59,580
Okay.

1353
01:28:59,580 --> 01:29:00,580
This is something you watch with the family.

1354
01:29:00,580 --> 01:29:03,580
You literally watch this with your kids.

1355
01:29:03,580 --> 01:29:07,580
Well let's see the animation first.

1356
01:29:07,580 --> 01:29:09,580
Yeah I speak.

1357
01:29:09,580 --> 01:29:11,580
I get real excited about things.

1358
01:29:11,580 --> 01:29:12,580
Just by reading the description.

1359
01:29:12,580 --> 01:29:15,580
And then it's like I've got to see what it looks like first.

1360
01:29:15,580 --> 01:29:16,580
All right.

1361
01:29:16,580 --> 01:29:17,580
It's got to.

1362
01:29:17,580 --> 01:29:18,580
It looks old as fuck.

1363
01:29:18,580 --> 01:29:25,580
I don't know if I'm allowed to show though.

1364
01:29:25,580 --> 01:29:26,580
Whatever.

1365
01:29:26,580 --> 01:29:27,580
This almost looks.

1366
01:29:27,580 --> 01:29:28,580
Oh this is old.

1367
01:29:28,580 --> 01:29:29,580
Old.

1368
01:29:29,580 --> 01:29:30,580
Old.

1369
01:29:30,580 --> 01:29:34,580
Oh it's a Max Fleischer cartoon.

1370
01:29:34,580 --> 01:29:37,580
He did the first Superman cartoon.

1371
01:29:37,580 --> 01:29:41,580
Oh boy.

1372
01:29:41,580 --> 01:29:43,580
Really old.

1373
01:29:43,580 --> 01:29:45,580
I bet I could turn this up.

1374
01:29:45,580 --> 01:29:48,580
The copyright claims that people are dead.

1375
01:29:48,580 --> 01:29:49,580
Yeah.

1376
01:29:49,580 --> 01:29:50,580
Holy shit.

1377
01:29:50,580 --> 01:29:51,580
All right.

1378
01:29:51,580 --> 01:29:52,580
Let's.

1379
01:29:52,580 --> 01:30:01,580
This is back when that was the only animation style.

1380
01:30:01,580 --> 01:30:02,580
Oh Jack Frost.

1381
01:30:02,580 --> 01:30:05,580
He has a good design for Jack Frost.

1382
01:30:05,580 --> 01:30:08,580
I would have been impressed if I was a kid at this time.

1383
01:30:08,580 --> 01:30:11,580
I'd be freaked out by him you know.

1384
01:30:11,580 --> 01:30:13,580
Leave that bear alone.

1385
01:30:13,580 --> 01:30:17,580
What Satan comes by and fucks around?

1386
01:30:17,580 --> 01:30:21,580
So there's a bear trapped in a little ice prison and now.

1387
01:30:21,580 --> 01:30:33,580
Oh my god.

1388
01:30:33,580 --> 01:30:35,580
This is.

1389
01:30:35,580 --> 01:30:37,580
We're not doing this one.

1390
01:30:37,580 --> 01:30:39,580
To the top of the ports.

1391
01:30:39,580 --> 01:30:41,580
To the top of the walls.

1392
01:30:41,580 --> 01:30:43,580
Now dash away.

1393
01:30:43,580 --> 01:30:44,580
Dash away.

1394
01:30:44,580 --> 01:30:46,580
Wall their holes.

1395
01:30:46,580 --> 01:30:47,580
Wait is this.

1396
01:30:47,580 --> 01:30:49,580
Look at this chick right here.

1397
01:30:49,580 --> 01:30:51,580
This is terrible podcasting.

1398
01:30:51,580 --> 01:30:53,580
But look at this chick right here.

1399
01:30:53,580 --> 01:30:54,580
I don't know.

1400
01:30:54,580 --> 01:30:55,580
I don't mind this animation.

1401
01:30:55,580 --> 01:30:57,580
It kind of looks like the Iron Giant.

1402
01:30:57,580 --> 01:30:58,580
Okay fuck.

1403
01:30:58,580 --> 01:31:00,580
We need to get back on track.

1404
01:31:00,580 --> 01:31:01,580
What?

1405
01:31:01,580 --> 01:31:02,580
Some Christmas shit.

1406
01:31:02,580 --> 01:31:04,580
Is this why you need visual?

1407
01:31:04,580 --> 01:31:05,580
Yeah you got it.

1408
01:31:05,580 --> 01:31:06,580
That was good.

1409
01:31:06,580 --> 01:31:07,580
Good call.

1410
01:31:07,580 --> 01:31:08,580
How about this one?

1411
01:31:08,580 --> 01:31:09,580
No.

1412
01:31:09,580 --> 01:31:10,580
Let's stop getting.

1413
01:31:10,580 --> 01:31:11,580
Let's get away from cartoons.

1414
01:31:11,580 --> 01:31:14,580
I'm just fucking wrecked right now.

1415
01:31:14,580 --> 01:31:15,580
Christmas.

1416
01:31:15,580 --> 01:31:19,580
Dude do we stick with horror?

1417
01:31:19,580 --> 01:31:20,580
No.

1418
01:31:20,580 --> 01:31:21,580
No.

1419
01:31:21,580 --> 01:31:24,580
Let's get away from horror for just one week.

1420
01:31:24,580 --> 01:31:27,580
Christmas on Division Street looks boring as fuck.

1421
01:31:27,580 --> 01:31:29,580
It's a good documentary.

1422
01:31:29,580 --> 01:31:34,580
What was the unlikely friendship between a bullied teenage schoolboy and the unhomed

1423
01:31:34,580 --> 01:31:38,580
American history buff he wants to help before Christmas?

1424
01:31:38,580 --> 01:31:44,580
So it's a bullied kid that homeless men become friends.

1425
01:31:44,580 --> 01:31:45,580
Is this them?

1426
01:31:45,580 --> 01:31:46,580
I think so.

1427
01:31:46,580 --> 01:31:50,580
Is that Fred Savage?

1428
01:31:50,580 --> 01:31:51,580
No.

1429
01:31:51,580 --> 01:31:52,580
That's Fred Savage.

1430
01:31:52,580 --> 01:31:53,580
Is that Fred Savage?

1431
01:31:53,580 --> 01:31:54,580
Yeah it is.

1432
01:31:54,580 --> 01:32:00,580
So this is a movie about a boy becoming friends with a homeless guy.

1433
01:32:00,580 --> 01:32:02,580
You suck my dick.

1434
01:32:02,580 --> 01:32:05,580
This looks bad.

1435
01:32:05,580 --> 01:32:11,580
This should not be meeting up with a man in the alley boy.

1436
01:32:11,580 --> 01:32:13,580
Give me a neuter.

1437
01:32:13,580 --> 01:32:18,580
I need both of you boys.

1438
01:32:18,580 --> 01:32:21,580
Oh he's going to help him figure it out.

1439
01:32:21,580 --> 01:32:22,580
That's actually a contender.

1440
01:32:22,580 --> 01:32:23,580
That's a contender.

1441
01:32:23,580 --> 01:32:28,580
Because it looks like a weird Christmas movie with a weird name that I've never heard of

1442
01:32:28,580 --> 01:32:29,580
that's just random.

1443
01:32:29,580 --> 01:32:31,580
It's got Fred Savage.

1444
01:32:31,580 --> 01:32:32,580
Michael hate it.

1445
01:32:32,580 --> 01:32:33,580
I'll call that out now.

1446
01:32:33,580 --> 01:32:34,580
He's going to hate it.

1447
01:32:34,580 --> 01:32:39,580
By the way, when I was thinking earlier of him being president of Tittyville or Tittyland,

1448
01:32:39,580 --> 01:32:42,580
I think he'd be a fair president.

1449
01:32:42,580 --> 01:32:43,580
A fair president.

1450
01:32:43,580 --> 01:32:44,580
I think he'd be good.

1451
01:32:44,580 --> 01:32:47,580
He'd rule with an even-titty hand.

1452
01:32:47,580 --> 01:32:51,580
You know what I'm talking about?

1453
01:32:51,580 --> 01:32:52,580
Fuck.

1454
01:32:52,580 --> 01:32:55,580
There's not a lot of Christmas stuff on here.

1455
01:32:55,580 --> 01:32:57,580
There really isn't.

1456
01:32:57,580 --> 01:32:58,580
It's not your fault, Tubi.

1457
01:32:58,580 --> 01:32:59,580
It's just these companies.

1458
01:32:59,580 --> 01:33:03,580
They know that Christmas is their money ticket right there.

1459
01:33:03,580 --> 01:33:05,580
It's all Hallmark stuff.

1460
01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:06,580
We could do Christmas twister.

1461
01:33:06,580 --> 01:33:08,580
It is there.

1462
01:33:08,580 --> 01:33:10,580
It's part of it.

1463
01:33:10,580 --> 01:33:11,580
This is so bad guys.

1464
01:33:11,580 --> 01:33:12,580
I'm so sorry.

1465
01:33:12,580 --> 01:33:15,580
We usually have this locked and loaded.

1466
01:33:15,580 --> 01:33:16,580
Shit.

1467
01:33:16,580 --> 01:33:19,580
Christmas on the block.

1468
01:33:19,580 --> 01:33:20,580
No.

1469
01:33:20,580 --> 01:33:23,580
Christmas for a dollar?

1470
01:33:23,580 --> 01:33:24,580
No.

1471
01:33:24,580 --> 01:33:25,580
Come on, man.

1472
01:33:25,580 --> 01:33:26,580
Help me.

1473
01:33:26,580 --> 01:33:28,580
I'm still saying straight out, Tubi, from this week.

1474
01:33:28,580 --> 01:33:29,580
All right.

1475
01:33:29,580 --> 01:33:30,580
Fine.

1476
01:33:30,580 --> 01:33:31,580
Fine.

1477
01:33:31,580 --> 01:33:32,580
Fine.

1478
01:33:32,580 --> 01:33:33,580
You're absolutely right.

1479
01:33:33,580 --> 01:33:34,580
We tried.

1480
01:33:34,580 --> 01:33:35,580
We fucking tried, people.

1481
01:33:35,580 --> 01:33:36,580
I'm so sorry.

1482
01:33:36,580 --> 01:33:37,580
We need to get going.

1483
01:33:37,580 --> 01:33:38,580
We only have 10 minutes.

1484
01:33:38,580 --> 01:33:39,580
Oh my God.

1485
01:33:39,580 --> 01:33:40,580
Oh my God.

1486
01:33:40,580 --> 01:33:41,580
Nine eight.

1487
01:33:41,580 --> 01:33:42,580
No one last.

1488
01:33:42,580 --> 01:33:43,580
We got to fucking move.

1489
01:33:43,580 --> 01:33:44,580
Christmas movies.

1490
01:33:44,580 --> 01:33:45,580
Come on.

1491
01:33:45,580 --> 01:33:46,580
Come on.

1492
01:33:46,580 --> 01:33:47,580
Come on.

1493
01:33:47,580 --> 01:33:48,580
Let's go.

1494
01:33:48,580 --> 01:33:49,580
Christmas movies.

1495
01:33:49,580 --> 01:33:50,580
Let's go.

1496
01:33:50,580 --> 01:33:51,580
Come on.

1497
01:33:51,580 --> 01:33:54,580
We got too high.

1498
01:33:54,580 --> 01:33:57,580
Oh man.

1499
01:33:57,580 --> 01:33:59,580
Okay.

1500
01:33:59,580 --> 01:34:02,580
Popular Christmas streaming media movies.

1501
01:34:02,580 --> 01:34:04,580
Top picks for me.

1502
01:34:04,580 --> 01:34:09,580
Oh, Eight Fucking Crazy Nights is probably my favorite Christmas movie.

1503
01:34:09,580 --> 01:34:10,580
Where do we watch it?

1504
01:34:10,580 --> 01:34:11,580
Where do we watch it?

1505
01:34:11,580 --> 01:34:12,580
Hulu.

1506
01:34:12,580 --> 01:34:13,580
Tubi.

1507
01:34:13,580 --> 01:34:14,580
No.

1508
01:34:14,580 --> 01:34:15,580
What?

1509
01:34:15,580 --> 01:34:16,580
What?

1510
01:34:16,580 --> 01:34:17,580
What?

1511
01:34:17,580 --> 01:34:19,580
There we go.

1512
01:34:19,580 --> 01:34:20,580
Eight Crazy Nights.

1513
01:34:20,580 --> 01:34:21,580
That's the movie, everybody.

1514
01:34:21,580 --> 01:34:22,580
Eight Crazy Nights.

1515
01:34:22,580 --> 01:34:23,580
It was Destiny.

1516
01:34:23,580 --> 01:34:24,580
Why didn't it pop up?

1517
01:34:24,580 --> 01:34:25,580
I don't know.

1518
01:34:25,580 --> 01:34:26,580
If I typed Hanukkah, would it have popped up?

1519
01:34:26,580 --> 01:34:27,580
Yeah.

1520
01:34:27,580 --> 01:34:28,580
If I could have spelled Hanukkah, I would have.

1521
01:34:28,580 --> 01:34:29,580
We could have put holiday movies, maybe.

1522
01:34:29,580 --> 01:34:30,580
You know what?

1523
01:34:30,580 --> 01:34:31,580
If this doesn't pop up, if I type in holiday movies, I'm going to, you know.

1524
01:34:31,580 --> 01:34:32,580
Yeah.

1525
01:34:32,580 --> 01:34:33,580
I'm going to sue.

1526
01:34:33,580 --> 01:34:34,580
I'm going to sue.

1527
01:34:34,580 --> 01:34:35,580
Holiday movies.

1528
01:34:35,580 --> 01:34:36,580
All right.

1529
01:34:36,580 --> 01:34:37,580
How far do we have to go?

1530
01:34:37,580 --> 01:34:38,580
How far do we have to go?

1531
01:34:38,580 --> 01:34:39,580
We're going to have to go to the movies.

1532
01:34:39,580 --> 01:34:40,580
We're going to go to the movies.

1533
01:34:40,580 --> 01:34:41,580
We're going to go to the movies.

1534
01:34:41,580 --> 01:34:47,580
Holiday movies.

1535
01:34:47,580 --> 01:34:48,580
All right.

1536
01:34:48,580 --> 01:34:49,580
How far do we have to go?

1537
01:34:49,580 --> 01:34:50,580
How far do we have to go to get Eight Crazy Nights?

1538
01:34:50,580 --> 01:34:51,580
It's not there.

1539
01:34:51,580 --> 01:34:52,580
It's not even there.

1540
01:34:52,580 --> 01:34:53,580
All right.

1541
01:34:53,580 --> 01:34:54,580
How do you spell Hanukkah?

1542
01:34:54,580 --> 01:34:55,580
Does it start with a C?

1543
01:34:55,580 --> 01:34:56,580
No, it's an H.

1544
01:34:56,580 --> 01:34:57,580
No.

1545
01:34:57,580 --> 01:34:58,580
Wait.

1546
01:34:58,580 --> 01:34:59,580
An H?

1547
01:34:59,580 --> 01:35:00,580
Hanukkah?

1548
01:35:00,580 --> 01:35:08,580
I mean, that sounds right, but I think it's in... Don't tell anyone how to spell these

1549
01:35:08,580 --> 01:35:09,580
right now.

1550
01:35:09,580 --> 01:35:11,580
I'm not even letting it auto-correct.

1551
01:35:11,580 --> 01:35:12,580
There we go.

1552
01:35:12,580 --> 01:35:13,580
No, it is an H. Where's the C?

1553
01:35:13,580 --> 01:35:14,580
There's no C.

1554
01:35:14,580 --> 01:35:15,580
Yeah, there's no C.

1555
01:35:15,580 --> 01:35:16,580
How long was that thing?

1556
01:35:16,580 --> 01:35:17,580
Hanukkah.

1557
01:35:17,580 --> 01:35:18,580
H-A-N-U-K-K-A-A-A.

1558
01:35:18,580 --> 01:35:21,580
It's the K's that throw me off.

1559
01:35:21,580 --> 01:35:22,580
Yeah.

1560
01:35:22,580 --> 01:35:25,580
Oh, I always used to put a C in the middle.

1561
01:35:25,580 --> 01:35:26,580
In the middle.

1562
01:35:26,580 --> 01:35:27,580
Just for Hanukkah.

1563
01:35:27,580 --> 01:35:28,580
C-K.

1564
01:35:28,580 --> 01:35:29,580
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1565
01:35:29,580 --> 01:35:30,580
C-K-A-A-A.

1566
01:35:30,580 --> 01:35:31,580
Yeah.

1567
01:35:31,580 --> 01:35:32,580
Which is stupid.

1568
01:35:32,580 --> 01:35:33,580
Oh, man.

1569
01:35:33,580 --> 01:35:35,580
We're going to get copyright fucking strict for sure by playing Eight Crazy Nights.

1570
01:35:35,580 --> 01:35:36,580
I can't just have that playing in the background.

1571
01:35:36,580 --> 01:35:37,580
Tooby, work on your shit.

1572
01:35:37,580 --> 01:35:40,580
You can't just have that playing in the background.

1573
01:35:40,580 --> 01:35:46,940
Here, I'm typing Hanukkah into Tooby and it's still not popping up, yet it is available

1574
01:35:46,940 --> 01:35:47,940
on Tooby.

1575
01:35:47,940 --> 01:35:48,940
That is crazy.

1576
01:35:48,940 --> 01:35:49,940
That is nuts.

1577
01:35:49,940 --> 01:35:50,940
That's actually really crazy.

1578
01:35:50,940 --> 01:35:51,940
That is the one.

1579
01:35:51,940 --> 01:35:52,940
Oh, my God.

1580
01:35:52,940 --> 01:35:57,780
I'm in the mood to watch this tonight and just make my notes and talk about it next

1581
01:35:57,780 --> 01:35:58,780
week.

1582
01:35:58,780 --> 01:35:59,780
And just watch it again before.

1583
01:35:59,780 --> 01:36:00,780
No.

1584
01:36:00,780 --> 01:36:01,780
No.

1585
01:36:01,780 --> 01:36:02,780
Maybe.

1586
01:36:02,780 --> 01:36:03,780
Because you already know it.

1587
01:36:03,780 --> 01:36:04,780
I know.

1588
01:36:04,780 --> 01:36:05,780
Back and forth.

1589
01:36:05,780 --> 01:36:06,780
I watch it every year.

1590
01:36:06,780 --> 01:36:07,780
It's a good movie.

1591
01:36:07,780 --> 01:36:08,780
It is.

1592
01:36:08,780 --> 01:36:09,780
Which, I mean, I don't want to get in the way of my thoughts.

1593
01:36:09,780 --> 01:36:12,780
You want to give Mandy a rating?

1594
01:36:12,780 --> 01:36:15,780
From here, the podcast, we go B to W. You get it.

1595
01:36:15,780 --> 01:36:16,780
That's our rating system.

1596
01:36:16,780 --> 01:36:19,780
W is a waste of time.

1597
01:36:19,780 --> 01:36:23,180
C-, maybe D+.

1598
01:36:23,180 --> 01:36:25,780
The beginning half is so boring with that.

1599
01:36:25,780 --> 01:36:30,660
I don't know if the craziness of Nick Cage is worth the payout.

1600
01:36:30,660 --> 01:36:35,460
If you watch the whole movie in 1.5, a C-.

1601
01:36:35,460 --> 01:36:37,780
If you watch it at regular speed.

1602
01:36:37,780 --> 01:36:39,580
A D-.

1603
01:36:39,580 --> 01:36:44,540
I agree that there's a full letter difference of what speed you watch this at.

1604
01:36:44,540 --> 01:36:52,180
I would watch the beginning at almost 1.75 speed and then switch to 1.5 once the killing

1605
01:36:52,180 --> 01:36:53,180
happens.

1606
01:36:53,180 --> 01:36:55,780
Once they get caught.

1607
01:36:55,780 --> 01:36:58,540
But yeah, I would give it a, I actually like it a little bit more.

1608
01:36:58,540 --> 01:37:02,540
I'm giving it a B-, or I'm giving it actually a C+.

1609
01:37:02,540 --> 01:37:10,700
Because you know what, a B- only because the acting from Cage was so good.

1610
01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:13,100
That's my favorite Cage movie now I think maybe.

1611
01:37:13,100 --> 01:37:15,340
I really like his performance in it.

1612
01:37:15,340 --> 01:37:17,140
But you're right, the first part's boring.

1613
01:37:17,140 --> 01:37:22,100
Nope, so that costs the B. So yeah, C+.

1614
01:37:22,100 --> 01:37:26,640
And then without the speed improvement, C-.

1615
01:37:26,640 --> 01:37:32,340
So with you being a C- and a D-, we'll even this out to a C-.

1616
01:37:32,340 --> 01:37:35,020
So C- is what we gave this movie.

1617
01:37:35,020 --> 01:37:36,020
Perfect.

1618
01:37:36,020 --> 01:37:38,420
The next movie we're going to watch is 8 Crazy Nights.

1619
01:37:38,420 --> 01:37:39,420
Excellent.

1620
01:37:39,420 --> 01:37:40,900
The notes I wrote down earlier was Buffy.

1621
01:37:40,900 --> 01:37:48,380
I read, did I talk about the audible book that I read that was Buffy?

1622
01:37:48,380 --> 01:37:49,740
I might have already talked about this.

1623
01:37:49,740 --> 01:37:51,700
I'm so sorry, but I'm plugging it in again.

1624
01:37:51,700 --> 01:37:56,460
If you haven't listened to it yet, there's a book called Slayers.

1625
01:37:56,460 --> 01:37:57,860
It's audio.

1626
01:37:57,860 --> 01:38:02,540
You don't have to be super familiar with the property to enjoy it.

1627
01:38:02,540 --> 01:38:05,300
You can just be familiar enough.

1628
01:38:05,300 --> 01:38:07,940
Maybe you've watched a season or two, maybe you've watched a couple episodes, get to know

1629
01:38:07,940 --> 01:38:08,940
the characters.

1630
01:38:08,940 --> 01:38:10,620
It'll explain what it needs to explain.

1631
01:38:10,620 --> 01:38:11,620
It's an audio drama though.

1632
01:38:11,620 --> 01:38:16,860
It's like reminiscent of one of those old radio serial kind of things where you hear

1633
01:38:16,860 --> 01:38:20,020
background music, you hear background noises, you hear people.

1634
01:38:20,020 --> 01:38:22,980
It's acting and it's got a lot of the original cast.

1635
01:38:22,980 --> 01:38:23,980
It's fantastic.

1636
01:38:23,980 --> 01:38:25,540
I love it.

1637
01:38:25,540 --> 01:38:28,580
I wrote down Buffy earlier so I'm just going to talk about that because if I anytime I

1638
01:38:28,580 --> 01:38:30,140
write it down, that's what's going to happen.

1639
01:38:30,140 --> 01:38:32,100
I'm so sorry about all the ads.

1640
01:38:32,100 --> 01:38:34,700
Brendan, did you have a good time today?

1641
01:38:34,700 --> 01:38:35,700
It's been a blast.

1642
01:38:35,700 --> 01:38:36,700
It's been full of tangents.

1643
01:38:36,700 --> 01:38:37,700
It's been fun.

1644
01:38:37,700 --> 01:38:38,700
I enjoy tangents.

1645
01:38:38,700 --> 01:38:39,700
Hey, not bad.

1646
01:38:39,700 --> 01:38:40,700
135, we did it.

1647
01:38:40,700 --> 01:38:43,700
We stretched this out into two episodes sort of.

1648
01:38:43,700 --> 01:38:44,700
We had to do Christmas.

1649
01:38:44,700 --> 01:38:45,700
I keep forgetting it's Christmas episode.

1650
01:38:45,700 --> 01:38:46,700
Let's get a Christmas song.

1651
01:38:46,700 --> 01:39:00,580
A Christmas song going before the last little bit of a l'accident.

1652
01:39:00,580 --> 01:39:02,900
Sorry guys.

1653
01:39:02,900 --> 01:39:05,820
We do everything in house right in front of you.

1654
01:39:05,820 --> 01:39:06,820
Christmas song carryover.

1655
01:39:06,820 --> 01:39:10,380
I've typed that in so many fucking times today.

1656
01:39:10,380 --> 01:39:12,300
Let's just do, oh gee, yeah.

1657
01:39:12,300 --> 01:39:15,060
We're doing I speak Jesus, whatever this is.

1658
01:39:15,060 --> 01:39:17,740
I can work with this.

1659
01:39:17,740 --> 01:39:18,740
Maybe.

1660
01:39:18,740 --> 01:39:19,740
I don't know.

1661
01:39:19,740 --> 01:39:26,740
Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, I hope you're doing good out there.

1662
01:39:26,740 --> 01:39:33,740
I hope you're stoned, relaxing, just vibing.

1663
01:39:33,740 --> 01:39:36,740
Why not?

1664
01:39:36,740 --> 01:39:39,740
We have.

1665
01:39:39,740 --> 01:39:46,020
This has been a lot of fun.

1666
01:39:46,020 --> 01:39:47,020
It's been a blast.

1667
01:39:47,020 --> 01:39:48,620
I hope you've had a blast with this.

1668
01:39:48,620 --> 01:39:50,260
Of course, I'll get to me.

1669
01:39:50,260 --> 01:39:53,660
With me as always is Brian Am I.

1670
01:39:53,660 --> 01:39:58,640
Da da da da da da da da da da da da.

1671
01:39:58,640 --> 01:40:00,820
Simply Out of Austin.

1672
01:40:00,820 --> 01:40:05,020
It's been a fun chaotic episode.

1673
01:40:05,020 --> 01:40:06,020
Yeah.

1674
01:40:06,020 --> 01:40:07,020
For just two people.

1675
01:40:07,020 --> 01:40:08,020
It's been great.

1676
01:40:08,020 --> 01:40:09,020
I love it.

1677
01:40:09,020 --> 01:40:15,940
This is giving me Christmas vibes. I hope this comes out at Christmas time the way we planned it and Merry Christmas

1678
01:40:15,940 --> 01:40:17,940
I hope you know just

1679
01:40:19,260 --> 01:40:24,840
I've been your host Andy Rice. We've been fried as fuck. Thank you so much. I hope you had as well

1680
01:40:29,540 --> 01:40:34,040
I did that I fucked that up. Good night everyone

1681
01:40:34,040 --> 01:40:38,400
I see them more screaming like I do a kick

1682
01:40:38,400 --> 01:40:40,400
You're so good

1683
01:40:40,400 --> 01:41:08,400
You're so good. I know I know I'm fucking high-fiving you.