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And welcome to a very special after school special.

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Oh, right.

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Right.

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Podcast.

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I'm your host, Andy Rice.

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Let's get fried with me as always is Sean.

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Hey, we've been friends for so long.

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High school.

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And then after high school, we traveled the world together.

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We went to Europe.

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I ran with the Bulls.

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He watched me run with the Bulls.

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How long this guy's nickname?

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Jesus.

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Yeah, we've been friends for years and years.

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We've been playing horse and pool on an ongoing season.

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I'd say pretty much tied.

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I think you might argue with that.

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Elmslie Britt.

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Welcome.

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Yeah, thank you, thank you for having me.

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With us as always is Michael.

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He looks like he's from Texas today.

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You're wearing the most cowboy Hawaiian looking shirt

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I've ever seen in my life.

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Where's your 10 gallon hat?

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Larson.

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Hats at home.

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Hey, everybody.

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With me as always is Teresa.

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But she likes to go by T. She's lovely.

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She's smart.

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She doesn't put up with my shit.

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She will not put up with my shit.

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She's already given me so much guff.

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And we haven't even started the episode.

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Albsley Britt.

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Hello, Andrew Oliver.

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OK, wow.

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Holy shit.

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Right to the Andrew Oliver.

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With me as always is Brendan.

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Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

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Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

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Ship Lee out to Boston.

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I wish I had the same energy you have.

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And with me as always is Jesse Lee.

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Shot through the heart.

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And something, ah you've been stoned.

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Three seconds.

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I don't know the words.

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Man, that is flattering.

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That's overwhelming, thank you.

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All right.

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I'm done.

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I put 90% of my energy into that.

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That was it.

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Oh man.

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So straight to the movie review, right?

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All right.

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What do we do?

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That's the thing.

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Yeah, welcome everybody.

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This is a special episode.

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We got a full house again.

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We haven't had that in a while.

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It makes me happy.

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I've got a few little games planned,

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especially since when we have a couple on the show.

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We like to test, don't even worry, T.

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We're testing his knowledge of you.

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So it's going to only make him look bad if he doesn't do well.

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He'll be fine.

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It's only an opera car ride later.

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What's the big deal?

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Yeah, we'll talk about it.

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We'll hash it out later.

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They'll be fine.

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I'm going to take my hit because Brendan started us off

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with a good shot.

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Still filling it.

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Shot.

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You're ready for a shot.

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Shot.

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Shot.

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Shot.

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Sean.

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What?

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You got to get her a shot.

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I know how your co-defendant relationship works.

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Just the shot master over here.

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She reminds me of that meme.

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The girl in Parks and Rec where she's like, money please,

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to her dad.

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So instead of just, what are you smoking?

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It's also, what are you drinking today?

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Oh, yeah.

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So because we have very special guests today.

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Well, I mean, they're with us here every week,

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but they don't often talk.

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We have T likes to have a couple shots

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to get loosened up, which hopefully we can

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get her to play some games later.

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But this is the, do we have music now for the what

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are you smoking section?

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Was it that cool hip hop thing I heard?

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Oh, fuck yeah.

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Roll it now.

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["What Are You Smoking?" by The Bunch plays.]

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All right, yes.

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This is the what are you smoking section, motherfuckers.

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Anyway, so today we are smoking.

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I'll tell you my contribution.

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Because actually, I don't even know if this is the right jar.

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Is that what we just smoked the bowl up just now?

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Yeah.

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It's like jar contamination.

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We can't trust it.

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Yeah, I split my, I put my weed in different jars,

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depending on whatever's closest and most convenient.

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Anyone else do that?

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No.

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No, not at all.

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You guys keep your shit separate.

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It stays in the original container

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until it's gone.

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All right, well.

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Mine is mystery weed, but it's pretty good.

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I got it.

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Oh, no, actually.

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It was smooth.

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Holy shit, it's all.

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No, it's not that one.

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It's a bigger container.

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Not that one as he's going to his fourth or fifth container.

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Fuck it.

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I might throw it away.

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Anyway, it's it's Mojave Reserve and it's pretty good.

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It's fluffy.

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It's green.

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It tastes good.

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It gets me high.

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I like it.

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No cough.

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It's nice.

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Well, I cough if I hit it.

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We just heard Brendan.

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Still cough.

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Sean, what did you bring?

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Read it out.

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Straight from Cali.

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Stizzy, Stizzy.

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Not exactly sure what you really call it.

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Let's make it.

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Let's make an official ruling.

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What is it?

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Is it Stizzy or Stizzy?

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I believe it's Stizzy.

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Is it Stizzy?

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Stizzy.

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Yeah, I think they're radio commercials say Stizzy.

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Oh, I've never heard a radio commercial for it.

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OK, so Stizzy, we'll just go with that then.

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Stizzy.

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Anyway, it's just a hybrid, just one of their standard operated

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standard issue, like Kiefer old deliciousness and testing.

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We've already heard about it enough that we don't really

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agree with testing anymore.

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It's just good.

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Yeah, Stizzy's interesting because it's

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good about percentages around here.

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So Stizzy, we got a Stizzy.

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What's it called?

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Oh, Gelato.

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Yeah, Gelato.

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Brendan, it's a table.

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I love it.

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Still coughing.

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No, Brendan's starting to sound strong.

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Yeah, he's starting to sound strong.

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Because a little behind the scenes here,

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when we do our opening bong hit, we'd

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like to put all the mics forward so we get the cleanest sound.

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It's a lot of pressure.

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It looks like, and I'm not even kidding,

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it looked like he was holding a little press

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conference for the bong.

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And the bong was about to make an announcement.

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And there was a lot of pressure.

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Most press conferences should start that way.

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You know, just get the most honest response.

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He'd be so much better.

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It was kind of adorable.

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I wish I had a picture of all the mics.

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He said, I have an announcement to make.

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Blubblubblubblubblub.

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Yeah, fuck, it's warm.

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So what are we smoking?

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So I brought a Sativa, Jack Harare, just some flour,

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and a XL Jeter.

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This one is bubble gum.

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All right, now, the last time you were, well,

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the first time you were on here, our Sleep Walk Kill episode,

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Sleep Smoke Kill, whatever we called it,

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you brought one of these Jeter XLs.

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We were very excited about it because a Jeter is a Jeter.

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We all know it, right?

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About how, like, we didn't even have one.

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Everybody got, like, one hit.

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Yeah, and then it clogged.

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And then it clogged immediately.

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So I'm hoping it doesn't happen again.

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I salvaged it, like, weeks later.

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You brought it over to my house.

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I did.

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I just cut the tip off, and then we hit it.

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It was fine.

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And then you brought it again.

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I think it went four.

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Yeah, we finished it off.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Four podcasts.

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You got to circumcise it.

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That's great.

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That thing lasted about a minute.

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Cool.

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So we'll do that next after this next bowl.

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Sean, take greens.

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I did last time.

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We passed that down.

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No, he definitely did last time.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's right.

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Remember, famously, we were just talking about it.

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Yeah.

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It's the opposite.

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That's right.

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You rewind the tape.

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Yeah.

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Digital tape.

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So this week.

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OK, so that's the What Are We Smoking?

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Done.

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Roll outro.

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I don't know if there is an outro.

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How's everyone's week?

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We don't normally ask that.

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Doesn't seem like a very interesting question.

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No, I do actually.

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I'm sure it bongs me and pass around.

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Yeah, hang on.

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Let me skip this round so I can talk about this week.

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This week was weird.

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This week, something happened in a time warp for me this week.

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Sunday night, I went to bed.

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And we live in Arizona, so we don't change time here.

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This is a week of time change, though.

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So Monday morning, I woke up.

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And my radio thing is set on my Alexa,

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and it reads me off like the morning news and all that stuff.

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And so it goes off when I get up,

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but it starts telling me all the news.

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And then every week on Monday, it tells you

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what's the number one selling record.

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And this week on Monday, after the time change,

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it was the Rolling Stones had the number one record.

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Oh, jeez.

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OK?

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And the number one single on iTunes this week

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was The Beatles.

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Because The Beatles did release a new song.

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A new Beatles song.

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So Monday morning, I woke up.

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And literally, I'd already just hit my assistant when I got up.

280
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And I'm like, time change?

281
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How far did time change?

282
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What the hell happened?

283
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You had woken up.

284
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And it was sunny and shares.

285
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I got you, babe.

286
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It was snowing outside.

287
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Groundhog's Day.

288
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That's what that sort of feels like.

289
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Yeah, it was so strange.

290
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But that's really happened this week.

291
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Those two bands had the number one single and the number one

292
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album.

293
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It's like.

294
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That's pretty weird.

295
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That's a trip.

296
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Yeah, that was a trip.

297
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So that was my week, though.

298
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It's like, that's how I started my week.

299
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I got two tangents.

300
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Nothing is here.

301
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You locked and loaded because of that now.

302
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One, here's my alarm that I've been listening to lately.

303
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And it's been working.

304
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I found it.

305
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To wake your ass up?

306
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Yeah.

307
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Hold on.

308
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So you can be on time to things now?

309
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Yeah.

310
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Yeah.

311
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OK.

312
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Mark.

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Mark.

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Mark.

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Mark.

316
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Mark.

317
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Mark.

318
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It's time to get up.

319
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Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.

320
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It's time to get up.

321
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Yeah.

322
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Wake up, bitch.

323
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Time to get up.

324
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Oh, yeah.

325
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I'll be on TikTok.

326
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Yeah.

327
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Female voice.

328
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Yeah.

329
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It makes you wake up, though.

330
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It does make you wake up.

331
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No, no, no.

332
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Leave the mic here.

333
00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:31,240
What do you mean?

334
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Because it's a female voice.

335
00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:38,120
You're saying a woman's voice is so irritating to me specifically

336
00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:38,960
that I would wake up.

337
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Because there's a female voice, you're like, oh, gotta get up.

338
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,040
It's mom.

339
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Oh, you're saying because it's you.

340
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It's mom.

341
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It's mom.

342
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Trust me.

343
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All of us wake up.

344
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You hear a female voice, you're up.

345
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It's totally different.

346
00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:51,440
Oh, I didn't know there was a psychology behind that.

347
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Yeah, no.

348
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,160
I don't think that's what T meant.

349
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I think T just thinks I'm such a horndog that the idea of a woman's

350
00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,480
voice is enough to arouse me out of sleep.

351
00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:01,880
Absolutely.

352
00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:05,120
So you're being aroused from sleep rather than aroused from sleep.

353
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,360
That is exactly what I meant.

354
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,320
I'm not arising from the bed.

355
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:12,040
I'm arousing from the bed.

356
00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:14,680
I'm taking the day hard on, head on.

357
00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:19,760
What is your first tangent?

358
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,680
Your second tangent.

359
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,840
Second tangent was, I might have forgotten at this point.

360
00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,960
Oh, if we were just going to go off of Groundhog's Day

361
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because I mentioned it earlier.

362
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I love it.

363
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Really?

364
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,960
OK, real quick.

365
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You tell me why.

366
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:38,520
Because I have ADHD and it's just repetition.

367
00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:41,680
And it's just like, oh my god, the same thing is happening over and over

368
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,240
and over and over again.

369
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:48,360
And we've turned off movies because we found out like 30 minutes into it.

370
00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:51,400
Like, this seems to be repeating the same situation over and over.

371
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,400
She's like, turn it off.

372
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,960
Have you ever watched the movie Living in Oblivion?

373
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,960
Let me tell you about the first fucking five minutes of that movie.

374
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No, I'm not going to.

375
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,520
You need to listen to that podcast.

376
00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:04,600
Like, my brain can't do it because any time I watch it,

377
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,760
I'm like, oh my god, we've just watched it.

378
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,840
I like the repetitive.

379
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:08,600
I can't.

380
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,120
I'm sorry.

381
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:09,760
I can't.

382
00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,360
OK, now, that's interesting.

383
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,360
You must have hated the butterfly effect, huh?

384
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,840
Yeah.

385
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:15,400
Hold on.

386
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,000
Wait, wait, wait.

387
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,000
Butterfly Effective, we're just touching back to episode one.

388
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Which is what I brought up.

389
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,320
I love that movie.

390
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,840
It's definitely not repeating the same shit over and over again.

391
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:31,640
Because he changes individual.

392
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,880
I don't even think they repeat a single memory.

393
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:37,160
Yeah, but he repeats like going back to school to change the thing.

394
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:40,920
He has to go back to some point to get going back to the future.

395
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Every single time.

396
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:43,440
It's time warp.

397
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:47,720
What's funny about that movie is that I saw the pre-screening

398
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,560
before they were done editing it.

399
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,720
So it was.

400
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:51,640
Of what movie?

401
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,560
The Butterfly Effective.

402
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,680
Tell us you illegally bootleg movies without telling us

403
00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:55,920
you illegally bootleg movies.

404
00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,080
So it was kind of fun to watch it.

405
00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,560
Oh, you went to a pre-screening.

406
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,800
Yes.

407
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,360
You were like a test audience?

408
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,240
That's awesome.

409
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,400
Well, she worked in a movie theater, right?

410
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,760
That was the reason.

411
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,560
That would be a more logical reason.

412
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,840
I only say that because I got a pre-screen of Rob Zombie's

413
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:11,960
Halloween from 2007.

414
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,080
That was an illegal bootleg.

415
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,400
It was in another lifetime.

416
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:20,960
That was more me being guilty about my own piracy.

417
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,320
Turns out I would download a car.

418
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,200
We're not for piracy.

419
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,080
We're for Tubi.

420
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,200
Yes, we're for Tubi.

421
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,280
Tubi sponsor us.

422
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:30,320
Or if Tubi, you're not listening, Pluto, Sling, what's up?

423
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,200
Yeah.

424
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:31,600
What's up?

425
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,480
What are you guys doing?

426
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:33,320
We're listening to you.

427
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,560
If you are listening, we're just kidding.

428
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:35,040
Yeah.

429
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:35,560
All right.

430
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,200
But hey, but.

431
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,360
We know we love you, baby girl.

432
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,240
Tubi, you listening?

433
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,000
You listening, Tubi?

434
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000
Hey, Tubi, are you there?

435
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,840
Don't make us go to Pluto.

436
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,440
Pluto, you listening?

437
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:43,960
I wasn't.

438
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,080
I didn't mean it.

439
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,320
I didn't mean it.

440
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,760
Tubi doesn't mean a thing to me.

441
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,040
Come on, Pluto, what's up?

442
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,800
Sling, you can help our broken podcast.

443
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:56,000
Just put us in your sling, right?

444
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,520
We'll make you planet sized Pluto.

445
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,720
Tubi, we don't mean it.

446
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,560
You're showing your anus right now, sir.

447
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,320
Yes, yeah.

448
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,760
But Butterfly Effect, love that movie.

449
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:07,280
Very good.

450
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,680
When I was, I think, 15 or 16, probably 16,

451
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,880
Butterfly Effect came out in the theaters.

452
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,360
And I was in the theaters with a girl.

453
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,600
And I kid you not, her name was Regina George.

454
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,760
That was my high school girlfriend's name.

455
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:26,040
And just legally, legitimately, Sean can back this up.

456
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,240
He's one of the people that came.

457
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,000
She legally existed.

458
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,160
She legally existed.

459
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,000
Her name was Regina George.

460
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,640
My high school girlfriend, high school sweetheart.

461
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,880
Shout out to her if she's ever listening to this.

462
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,400
And no, so the thing is, we're watching.

463
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,720
You got to put the mic more in the middle.

464
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:41,920
Because she's talking a lot.

465
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,960
Can we get her a mic?

466
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:43,280
No.

467
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:43,960
Is there an extra?

468
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,120
OK.

469
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,640
Anyway, those are all pre-production things, sir.

470
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:56,760
We're watching Butterfly Effect.

471
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,400
We're making out during the trailers beforehand.

472
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:03,560
And we hear an evil comes in a female form, Regina George.

473
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:06,960
And we both, middle of making out, stop.

474
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,880
And we're like, no, we didn't.

475
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,080
That didn't just fucking happen.

476
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:11,640
And it did.

477
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:12,840
And we look up at the screen.

478
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,920
And I still enjoy Butterfly Effect.

479
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,680
But I think for her, she was having an existential crisis

480
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:19,840
through most of it.

481
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,160
And that movie deals with existential crisis

482
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,360
a little bit anyway.

483
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,840
So maybe not the best time for her.

484
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,040
To me, still classic, loved it.

485
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,040
Maybe she was worried you were going

486
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,120
to try to come in an evil form of her.

487
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,040
You know what I mean?

488
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:34,880
Oh, well, 16 probably.

489
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,360
That's what we were.

490
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,200
I don't want to throw it out there to anyone out there.

491
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,520
We don't really go into this.

492
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,040
We don't go to my love life.

493
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,200
As we're again going into your love life.

494
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:45,760
Pass is fine.

495
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,280
Pass already happened.

496
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,000
Well, yeah, that's way past 2.

497
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000
That's like statue of limitations.

498
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,600
Andy, you earlier threatened to cut all talk of your love life

499
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:53,840
out.

500
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,120
It's going to be this podcast.

501
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,640
This is going to be half as long.

502
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,280
You never talk about my love life.

503
00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,120
I'll talk about it.

504
00:15:59,120 --> 00:15:59,760
No, no.

505
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,320
Hey, hey.

506
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,800
Speaking of, OK, well.

507
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,960
Speaking of.

508
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:11,360
Why don't we play the round of the newlywed game?

509
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,440
Just get it over with.

510
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,320
Let's go.

511
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:13,960
I know.

512
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,560
I can see you with the pen and paper.

513
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,120
You're like, OK, so.

514
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:18,640
Sean.

515
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,720
AKA Andy drives a wedge between his friends.

516
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:21,440
Go on.

517
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,320
Sean, I will not be mad at you one bit.

518
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,040
No matter what.

519
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,440
I'm so sorry if I get this wrong.

520
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,840
Just wait till you see the questions that Andy has ready.

521
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,000
It wasn't me getting it wrong.

522
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,720
It doesn't matter.

523
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,200
I'm sorry.

524
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,960
I feel like, yeah.

525
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,320
It should probably work both ways.

526
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,360
I need you to leave the room.

527
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,360
Yeah, you have to go outside for like three minutes.

528
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,760
At least it's not hot out.

529
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:40,920
Yeah.

530
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,560
71 or 2.

531
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:45,120
A balmy 71 or 2.

532
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,440
Oh, it says it's 63, but I don't think that's right.

533
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,320
And windy.

534
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,120
That's probably not.

535
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,840
That's probably for Phoenix.

536
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,280
Or wherever my VPN thinks it is.

537
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,640
Goodbye.

538
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,080
I said, good day, sir.

539
00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:58,800
Said, good day.

540
00:16:58,800 --> 00:16:59,280
Good day.

541
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,040
I think I'm nervous.

542
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,480
I didn't really have too many questions.

543
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,240
Because I can't think of them.

544
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,200
You don't have questions?

545
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:08,200
My little key brain can't think of things when I'm drinking.

546
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,160
OK.

547
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,080
Where would you like to go on a dream vacation?

548
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,200
OK.

549
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,600
Don't yell it out.

550
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:15,680
You're going to write it down.

551
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:16,960
Baltimore, Maryland.

552
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,440
Baltimore.

553
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,760
I should probably write this down

554
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,520
so I can remember what the questions are later.

555
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:22,000
Yeah.

556
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:22,880
Dream vacation.

557
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:23,400
All right.

558
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,600
Do the same ones as you do for Desert Island.

559
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:30,280
If you could stop one animal from being food moving forward

560
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,680
in the future.

561
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,240
That's racist, though, right?

562
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:34,840
Racist?

563
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,000
I don't think so.

564
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,840
Please don't make it.

565
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,240
Please don't make it racist.

566
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,160
No, I don't know.

567
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,640
That was racist.

568
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:41,760
Oh, shit.

569
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,260
OK.

570
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:43,080
I'm sorry.

571
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:43,840
It's.

572
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:44,360
No, no, no.

573
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,240
It's not really.

574
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,280
It's not true.

575
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,080
It's not racist.

576
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,160
I get what you're saying.

577
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,440
If an entire country eats an animal

578
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,320
and you want that country to stop eating that animal.

579
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,200
India, the answer would be freaking cows.

580
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,160
So you can't really.

581
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:56,660
Yeah.

582
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,080
They don't want the world to eat cows.

583
00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:58,580
Yeah.

584
00:17:58,580 --> 00:17:59,080
Well.

585
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,280
Were you going to put dog?

586
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:00,780
Yes.

587
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,280
I wrote dog.

588
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,480
There's nothing wrong with dog.

589
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,400
There's nothing wrong with the answer.

590
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:03,900
It's fine.

591
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,240
He's going to guess that.

592
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,400
It's not.

593
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,560
It's racist to think that.

594
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,060
Yeah.

595
00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:08,560
OK.

596
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,060
I'm sorry.

597
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:09,560
It's fine.

598
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,060
Whatever.

599
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:10,560
Just go.

600
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,160
Don't make it sound good, right?

601
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:12,660
Right?

602
00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:13,280
Just make it new.

603
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,680
It'd be fine if you didn't explain that.

604
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,280
We're just going to put an asterisk right here

605
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,360
to just make that dog sound racist at all.

606
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,040
Even though it wasn't.

607
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,240
We have the power of editing.

608
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,880
I don't mean to be racist, but won't that

609
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:23,960
starve an entire nation?

610
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:24,460
Yeah.

611
00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:24,960
Yes.

612
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,040
Yeah.

613
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,660
Are you trying to kill all the Asians?

614
00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:28,560
What are you doing?

615
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,840
That was a weird question.

616
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,640
That was a big question for me.

617
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,560
It's not her fault.

618
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,320
OK.

619
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:43,680
If the thing was a dog that was here and it just left,

620
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,640
who do you think would be the thing out of all of us?

621
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,140
Oh.

622
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,640
Who would be the thing?

623
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,560
Out of all of us here, who's the thing?

624
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,600
Who's the thing?

625
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,920
And why?

626
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,040
I mean, there's no way.

627
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:59,440
It's just messing with you.

628
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,200
You won't.

629
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,360
Nobody will be offended.

630
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,000
Nobody gets mad about anything.

631
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:03,520
No.

632
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,440
No.

633
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,800
That's the beautiful thing about hanging out with stoners.

634
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,280
We don't get mad very easy.

635
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,360
This one might be a little tougher.

636
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:15,200
And actually, he might be able to answer, but it might.

637
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,040
You're still writing.

638
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,600
How long would the answer be?

639
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,100
Oh.

640
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,560
I mean, I guess it's going full name.

641
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,440
She's writing why.

642
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,440
Oh, and the why.

643
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,440
And the why.

644
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:23,920
And the why.

645
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:24,420
I got it.

646
00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:25,920
OK.

647
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:30,040
What video game world would you want

648
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,600
to live in for the rest of your life?

649
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,080
Me?

650
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:33,580
Yes.

651
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:39,340
OK.

652
00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:39,840
I'm done.

653
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,520
I'm just making them up on the spot.

654
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:43,080
Let's see.

655
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:43,880
That's one, two, three, four.

656
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:44,520
Let's go one more.

657
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,640
Do you know Desert Island?

658
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,560
Well, we're going to actually do Desert Island in a bit.

659
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,760
That's why I'm not trying to tread on any of those.

660
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:56,680
So let's go with OK.

661
00:19:56,680 --> 00:20:04,280
If you could have relived your life knowing what you know now.

662
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,520
Oh, this is deep.

663
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,520
I don't like it.

664
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:10,440
What occupation would you have followed?

665
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,400
Is this all also supposed to be on the podcast?

666
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,800
Or is this a bet it?

667
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:14,320
OK.

668
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:14,800
This is fun.

669
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,800
People like this.

670
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,280
When I was a kid, he doesn't know this.

671
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,880
Oh, you haven't shared that with him?

672
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:21,880
Nope.

673
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:22,380
Got it.

674
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:22,880
Done.

675
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,380
That's fine.

676
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:24,120
You can change it.

677
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:24,620
OK.

678
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:25,880
So it's like dream occupation.

679
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,200
Yeah, dream.

680
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,040
Before I knew it, I had extra school.

681
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,160
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.

682
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:31,880
According to it.

683
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:32,400
Like, yeah.

684
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:32,760
Yeah.

685
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:33,120
OK.

686
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:33,400
All right.

687
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:33,760
Fuck it.

688
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:34,040
Cool.

689
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,400
I think we got it.

690
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,840
Let's bring Sean back in.

691
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,000
Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean.

692
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:38,960
Oh, I'll do that.

693
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,640
Closest to the door.

694
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,640
Don't let him in.

695
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,520
Don't answer the door, Andy.

696
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,360
Don't you?

697
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,800
Last time, that did not work out so well.

698
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,120
Sean, I'm sorry.

699
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,400
That door's open far too long.

700
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,400
You're welcome.

701
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,600
Yeah.

702
00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,520
That's why I rushed in like crazy.

703
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,160
He's trolling you already.

704
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,720
I love him coming right in and trolling you.

705
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:08,240
He told the story, and he has to start trolling right away.

706
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,000
He started.

707
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,400
There wasn't a way to walk in.

708
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,560
I got real shocked.

709
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,060
What?

710
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:12,840
Like, tangibly bad?

711
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,480
No, no, no.

712
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,800
When I picked it up, even Brenda, it was like it was an audible pop.

713
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:20,160
But that's because my house is a Tesla coil.

714
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,760
Well, everyone answered the door and walked on the carpet.

715
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:23,760
Trust me, it's all carpet.

716
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,160
All right, Sean, here, let's go.

717
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,160
Are we going to get a letter?

718
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:26,760
Sean, here, let's go.

719
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:27,240
Wait.

720
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,480
Also, it's not 63.

721
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,840
It's easily in the 70s.

722
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,160
I want to get some backup music.

723
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,320
Let's start the round.

724
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:45,520
OK, OK, it's the one-on-one podcast, A. All right.

725
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:50,800
With us today, contestants, we have Sean, Seanathan Elmsley Britt.

726
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:51,640
The one and only.

727
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:55,400
Sean, how has it been married to this beautiful young woman over here?

728
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,560
Oh, it's been an absolute pleasure.

729
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,520
Now, let's see how well you know her, because while you are out of the room,

730
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:04,520
I'm going to be asking you.

731
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:06,520
We asked her five bizarre

732
00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:07,480
questions. Those are very I

733
00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:08,920
don't know. I was out there a

734
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,460
while. Five makes sense. Yeah,

735
00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:11,560
I I don't know if they're

736
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,720
bizarre questions or bizarre

737
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:16,400
answers but we don't know yet

738
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:17,800
but T are you ready? Wait a

739
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,900
minute. First of all, did you

740
00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:20,440
plan these five questions? No,

741
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,960
prior in time? No, no. Okay.

742
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,840
No. Alright, good. So, I can

743
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,600
think. Yeah, that wouldn't have

744
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:25,440
been a really good thing to do

745
00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:26,440
right before. You know, on top

746
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:28,040
of my head. Yeah. That'd be

747
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:29,440
more that pre-show stuff,

748
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:33,420
right? Um the fact that I wrote

749
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:35,420
down the words play the newly

750
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:37,460
wed game. It was already a big

751
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:39,360
step. That's steps. That's me

752
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:41,420
planning to do something. Then

753
00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:42,460
I then it would then they need

754
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:44,060
to be a script. Are we not?

755
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,460
Yeah. And we're following up.

756
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,960
Look, I got a sound guy that

757
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:49,060
makes this not sound like ****

758
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:52,440
anymore. Yeah. So, like, I can

759
00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:52,440
only do so much, man.

760
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:57,940
Okay. Uh so, question number

761
00:22:57,940 --> 00:23:02,100
three. If you were in the world,

762
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:03,300
where would it be? I mean,

763
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,700
we've already been on quite a

764
00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:06,940
few dream vacations quite

765
00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:09,940
honestly but at the end of the

766
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,940
day, I mean, I'm just going to

767
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:13,920
pick where I'd want to go.

768
00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:15,620
Okay. Which would be like the

769
00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:16,980
Maldives or something along

770
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,080
those lines like in the beaches

771
00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:19,820
with the little huts over the

772
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,160
water. Okay. Teresa. Don't show

773
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,860
everyone. It's just say it.

774
00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:24,860
Just say it. Can I say it? I'll

775
00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:29,940
say it. Oh **** That's a good

776
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:30,980
answer. Yes. Yeah. What point

777
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,480
is Sean? Alright. No, don't

778
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:35,480
show. Don't show. God, your

779
00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:40,580
guys' love is eternal for now.

780
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:42,680
Right? Question number two.

781
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:44,180
This is a weird one but if if

782
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,860
if she could stop one animal in

783
00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:47,360
the entire world from being

784
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,860
used as a food source moving

785
00:23:47,420 --> 00:23:52,400
forward, what animal would it

786
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:53,860
be? I mean, I guess I would go

787
00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:57,960
with dog. I would go with dog.

788
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:59,460
Teresa. Dog. Dog. Perfect.

789
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,740
Because um especially the movie

790
00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:03,240
we just watched. Oh yeah. Oh

791
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,600
god. And that is completely why

792
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:07,280
you said that answer. Yeah.

793
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,780
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah.

794
00:24:07,340 --> 00:24:10,180
When Teresa last night when we

795
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,740
were watching uh we were

796
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:14,420
watching the thing did not like

797
00:24:11,820 --> 00:24:16,820
those dogs getting hunted.

798
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:19,280
Movie starting with a 20 minute

799
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:22,860
uncut shot. It feels like a

800
00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:27,660
movie. Question number three.

801
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:29,100
Okay. Yeah. Question number

802
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,720
three. You want to go to question

803
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,300
number five? No, we want to go

804
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,300
to three. Sort of. Okay.

805
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,360
Question three is the best one.

806
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,900
We definitely want to go to

807
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:39,600
three. Out of everyone here,

808
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,600
who's the thing?

809
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:43,880
It's not you. And why? I'm just

810
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,880
giving you that hint. It's not

811
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:46,480
you. Why? Well, you can't give

812
00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:50,880
him that hint. Unfortunately,

813
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:57,260
he's not. I'm intrigued. He was

814
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:58,300
here a little later than the

815
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,960
others and he had more time to

816
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:01,500
get and he's also dealing with

817
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:03,900
a lot of dangly wirey things.

818
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:05,500
So, you know, it kind of fits.

819
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:10,100
Her answer is so much better.

820
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:12,500
Oh, Teresa. Okay. Even though I

821
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:15,240
liked his Michael Meyer pin on

822
00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:17,340
his jacket, it has to be the

823
00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:18,880
old white dude because he

824
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:24,880
has to be the old white dude.

825
00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:25,780
My which old white dude? Me.

826
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:28,240
That's why I was laughing. I'm

827
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,740
saying I love this answer. Oh,

828
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,780
yeah. Okay. I got one wrong.

829
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:31,920
Cuz I cannot tell you how many

830
00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:36,220
times I wish I was the thing.

831
00:25:31,980 --> 00:25:36,220
Got it. Got it. Nice.

832
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:40,860
Well, we can't win them all.

833
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,100
So, turns out I'm not the

834
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,860
thing. Question number four.

835
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,360
Now, question number four. If

836
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:47,600
if T could live out the rest of

837
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:51,300
the day, I'm going to put a

838
00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:52,160
pillow real quick for getting

839
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,200
the wrong. I don't know. No,

840
00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:54,300
those are my those are my

841
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:55,600
sleeping pillows. We don't we

842
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,940
don't they don't go anywhere

843
00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:58,600
other than like anyone else's

844
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,600
face. There's repercussions.

845
00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:01,000
You can get her a shot for

846
00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:02,500
they get me on the game. You

847
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,500
gotta pull a shot. I can I can

848
00:26:02,580 --> 00:26:06,340
manage. Someone has to take

849
00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:07,940
that hit. Right in. He's like I

850
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,580
just recovered. I'm just. He

851
00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:10,820
just recovered from the opening

852
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,520
hit. What is it? Where'd you

853
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,520
get that? Alright, this random.

854
00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:15,020
He's on it. He's on it. Wait,

855
00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:16,520
he's up on a shirt tangent now.

856
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:20,500
He's up on a shirt tangent. It

857
00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:21,800
was in your lap. Okay, Mike's

858
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,460
going to read her answer for

859
00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:24,960
her. Is this your answer? No,

860
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:27,240
she. This is something randomly

861
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:29,540
in my lap. Oh, wait, let me see.

862
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:31,140
Oh, no, wait, wait. It's it's

863
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,540
question number six. Oh, wait,

864
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,840
wait, I'll ask. It's question

865
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,240
number six. Fine. We'll ask

866
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,540
because I did. I did use the

867
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,540
okay. Started with five

868
00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:38,780
questions. Now, let's do that

869
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:40,480
one live at the end. Yeah, it's

870
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,660
fine. Oh, yeah. Okay. Live at

871
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,720
the end. Yeah. You both have

872
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,660
the answer. So, what the

873
00:26:43,780 --> 00:26:46,460
question is? He has an answer

874
00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:49,660
that he's not. What video game

875
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,660
world would she want to spend

876
00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:54,540
the rest of her life in if she

877
00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:54,540
could? Okay.

878
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,900
It's a good question. I

879
00:26:56,060 --> 00:26:58,480
probably guess go with the

880
00:26:56,980 --> 00:27:01,340
Harry Potter world because he

881
00:26:58,540 --> 00:27:02,380
really did enjoy that. Oh,

882
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,880
we're talking Hogwarts.

883
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:06,180
Legacy. Yeah. Yeah. What's the

884
00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:07,380
answer? It's well, no, you have

885
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,420
to read it the way you have it.

886
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:11,260
I wrote Mario Bros. I was going

887
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:14,060
to say Mario Bros. or Harry

888
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:15,260
Potter. Yeah, she wrote down.

889
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:18,200
She wrote down. She wrote down

890
00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:19,700
because I was because I was

891
00:27:18,260 --> 00:27:20,840
thinking in my life, in my in

892
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,640
my head, I was thinking Mario

893
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,740
Brothers. You sit here and

894
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:24,200
Potter. I was like, ooh, that

895
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,700
makes sense. Yeah. Okay. So,

896
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,840
that was really cool. Cool.

897
00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:27,840
Cool.

898
00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:30,140
Uh doesn't know this one. Half

899
00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:32,380
a point for that one. Half a

900
00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:33,140
point for that one. Yeah, it's

901
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,180
half a point. And then this

902
00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:35,180
next question was weird. I

903
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,380
don't know where I was going

904
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,380
with it but if if she could

905
00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:40,160
start her whole life over

906
00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:42,120
again and and and be not choose

907
00:27:40,220 --> 00:27:43,220
you. What would happen? No, no,

908
00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:45,200
no, no, no. Yes, that too.

909
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,860
That's a good question. If she

910
00:27:47,220 --> 00:27:49,400
could, if she could go back in

911
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,700
time and and live out the dream

912
00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:52,100
occupation that she had when

913
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:54,200
she was a child, what would she

914
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:57,600
be today? That's a better way

915
00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:57,600
of phrasing it.

916
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,200
You know what? I probably,

917
00:27:58,780 --> 00:28:01,680
she's right. I don't really know

918
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:06,040
this one but I would maybe go

919
00:28:01,740 --> 00:28:06,040
with

920
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:10,120
veterinarian or something like

921
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:13,560
that. Any answer? I wrote that.

922
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:18,540
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I

923
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,540
had to play the odds. You know,

924
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:22,500
everybody wants to care about a

925
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,340
animal. Yeah. And it ties into

926
00:28:22,580 --> 00:28:24,580
the dog thing earlier. And you

927
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,140
know which one you got wrong?

928
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:28,180
The which one of us is the

929
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,580
thing? Yeah. So, so all the

930
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:32,520
ones that prove you know her.

931
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:34,480
You got right. Oh, remember?

932
00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:36,580
All through the movie, I said,

933
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:38,080
who is the white dude? Cuz they

934
00:28:36,660 --> 00:28:40,560
all look the same. She did say

935
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:42,000
that a lot. Yeah. Yeah. And for

936
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,100
the last one, they were all

937
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,440
white bearded dudes. They were

938
00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:47,440
all white bearded dudes because

939
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:51,280
of the situation they were in

940
00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:52,940
right? Yeah. Okay. Oh. Bonus

941
00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:54,020
bonus. No, no, no. Bonus

942
00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:55,620
question. Write down your

943
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,120
answer to this. Yeah. Oh, right.

944
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,020
You're going to reverse it. Okay.

945
00:28:57,180 --> 00:28:59,320
She's going to do the last one

946
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,720
to see if she can get this.

947
00:28:59,380 --> 00:29:02,020
Here. Here's the. No, you don't

948
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:03,620
get to read this question. I

949
00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:05,400
didn't. That's the idea. It was

950
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:07,200
in my lab. I didn't read it. My

951
00:29:05,460 --> 00:29:08,860
answering this question as if.

952
00:29:07,260 --> 00:29:10,560
So, what does she want? What

953
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,820
does she want? What does she

954
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,460
want when I'm driving home?

955
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,520
Right? No, no, it's her. You

956
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:19,120
know what I mean? Like, it's

957
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,620
her. Your answer should be her.

958
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,600
It's the newlywed game. Yeah.

959
00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:22,560
Yeah. Pick me up something on

960
00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:24,000
the way home. Well, now she

961
00:29:22,620 --> 00:29:25,400
knows. Yeah, but it's fine. Go

962
00:29:24,060 --> 00:29:26,000
ahead. It's fine. What do you

963
00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:27,560
mean now? It doesn't matter if

964
00:29:26,060 --> 00:29:29,000
she knows. Yeah, she's going to

965
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,000
get you something. She's good.

966
00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:31,040
But you're telling me to answer

967
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,900
this. So, I need to get her

968
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:32,800
something. It's going to be

969
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:34,000
something completely different

970
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,880
than her. Yeah, you should

971
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,840
reverse the order of the game

972
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,840
when you're doing the final

973
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:39,520
question. Yeah. I meant, what

974
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:43,520
would you get? I'm going to ask

975
00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:44,920
you. Alright. Cuz then that

976
00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:47,380
makes that makes either way

977
00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:48,860
works, right? I mean, you're

978
00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:50,160
buying for him. Okay, because

979
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,120
now that you know that the cat's

980
00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:53,760
out of the bag, if if you if he

981
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,520
asked you to pick him up a

982
00:29:53,820 --> 00:29:56,260
little treat on the way home,

983
00:29:54,600 --> 00:30:00,860
what would you get him? What or

984
00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:00,860
where? What?

985
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,800
Oh, okay. Wait. Wait. Stop.

986
00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:06,900
Hold on. If you if you give it

987
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,880
away now, T, but it gives it

988
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:12,540
away. How do we save the clue?

989
00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:13,480
Oh, okay. I know exactly. No

990
00:30:12,620 --> 00:30:14,880
pound thoughts with Andy. If

991
00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:16,340
you give it away, it'll give it

992
00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:17,840
away. That's it. That's it.

993
00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:18,660
That's it. Those are my three

994
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,780
answers. Is this entertaining?

995
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,380
Podcasting? Yeah. You have

996
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:22,060
three. Are we? You're very

997
00:30:21,460 --> 00:30:24,480
hungry. He has to go all three

998
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,600
places? We're doing it. Yeah,

999
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,400
for me. If I'm picking up for

1000
00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:28,800
him. But he you gotta go to

1001
00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:30,820
three places. No, these are the

1002
00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:33,360
three places. You don't get

1003
00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:35,440
three answers. You get one.

1004
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:37,060
You don't get three. You get

1005
00:30:37,060 --> 00:30:39,560
and not an item, right?

1006
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,720
An item.

1007
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,320
What? What?

1008
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,460
She actually has both written down.

1009
00:30:45,460 --> 00:30:47,520
Let's just let's just answer both.

1010
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,020
What did you what did you put?

1011
00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:50,860
Del Taco. You put Del Taco.

1012
00:30:50,860 --> 00:30:52,420
Did you put Del Taco?

1013
00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:54,160
Her three answers.

1014
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,620
Oh, yes, sort of.

1015
00:30:56,620 --> 00:30:58,820
So her fourth answer was Del Taco.

1016
00:30:58,820 --> 00:31:01,560
I feel like the ending of this sucked.

1017
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,820
But hey, but but but but

1018
00:31:04,820 --> 00:31:07,920
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1019
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,100
Oliver answers fairly or completely valid, right?

1020
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,120
You sure? Oh, yeah, we did.

1021
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,660
We all think. Good job.

1022
00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:15,500
It's successful. Still be married.

1023
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:17,000
Yeah. Yeah.

1024
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,220
You got four and a half or four and three quarters out of six.

1025
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,760
You know, the last one was bullshit.

1026
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,060
Anyway, it was rigged rigged question.

1027
00:31:26,060 --> 00:31:28,520
Also, I don't know if you like people.

1028
00:31:30,060 --> 00:31:32,020
Oh, because.

1029
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:34,920
When we lived in Ontario, California.

1030
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,420
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1031
00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:38,160
What are you? What are you about to wait?

1032
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,420
I want to hear this because for the longest time, I thought he didn't like anything

1033
00:31:41,820 --> 00:31:43,920
because that's what Andy used to be like.

1034
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,320
I don't like that. I don't like that.

1035
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,020
I don't like that. Even doggies and pizza rolls.

1036
00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:49,020
Yeah, exactly.

1037
00:31:49,020 --> 00:31:50,520
He doesn't like rice.

1038
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:51,780
She started without.

1039
00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:52,480
Yeah.

1040
00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:56,980
He doesn't like rice because his name is Andy Rice.

1041
00:31:56,980 --> 00:31:59,080
And I want to feel like a cannibal. Got it.

1042
00:31:59,380 --> 00:32:00,680
Not even back.

1043
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,320
It's I've never said your dad said maggots.

1044
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,080
I never said maggots.

1045
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,380
I don't like the texture of most rice in my.

1046
00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:09,020
Who cares? Anywho.

1047
00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:11,820
You don't eat any fruits or veggies.

1048
00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:14,180
I eat tons of fruits.

1049
00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:16,020
I've expanded my veggie line.

1050
00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:20,180
Broccoli, kale, spinach, peas.

1051
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:25,320
You just started shoving baby carrots in my mouth once raw out the gate.

1052
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,160
You've left them in a dish outside.

1053
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,680
They once I came to their house and they had a dish outside their house.

1054
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,580
Were five baby carrots.

1055
00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:35,460
And they said, you got to eat these fucking baby carrots before you can.

1056
00:32:35,460 --> 00:32:37,820
Just one. I said hours.

1057
00:32:37,820 --> 00:32:41,880
Just once you had to eat a carrot or a tomato.

1058
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,580
No, there were tomatoes.

1059
00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:45,420
I would say there was two.

1060
00:32:45,420 --> 00:32:47,880
Oh, there was two things, though.

1061
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:55,160
I gave you a bag of baby carrots and you just had to eat one fucking thing.

1062
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,680
He spit it out as soon as he got in the house.

1063
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:58,760
I swallowed it.

1064
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,020
They have a camera.

1065
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:04,380
I had to open my mouth and go, oh, I don't even care about the camera.

1066
00:33:04,380 --> 00:33:05,920
No, I don't care about the camera.

1067
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,580
We were sitting inside.

1068
00:33:07,580 --> 00:33:09,680
We were watching you through the screen door.

1069
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,360
These are the friends I have.

1070
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,980
You had to eat one we were communicating the whole time.

1071
00:33:13,980 --> 00:33:16,620
Oh, they're just concerned about your rough vegetable.

1072
00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:17,480
How nice of them.

1073
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:21,160
Yeah. All you had to do is just eat one little little little.

1074
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,560
And it was like a 30 second minute.

1075
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,780
You're like, really? Are you serious?

1076
00:33:25,780 --> 00:33:27,560
Yeah, I did question it.

1077
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,080
My mother did that to me in 1978.

1078
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,880
You were alive in 1978, Mike.

1079
00:33:35,220 --> 00:33:37,480
You must have been what? 30, 40.

1080
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,380
Yeah, you're the new old bitch.

1081
00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:41,560
My old coot.

1082
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:48,220
But yeah, that was the most I've ever felt like a dog.

1083
00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:52,880
The photo where you have documented evidence of Andy eating a carrot.

1084
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,380
You need a carrot. Oh, boy.

1085
00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:55,860
Through a screen door.

1086
00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:57,920
There is green door. Wow.

1087
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,860
This is what you get when you bring on long friends.

1088
00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:03,520
Yeah, you get canceled.

1089
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,220
Yeah. All the bullshit comes out.

1090
00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:09,260
You're your wily coyote this week.

1091
00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:11,760
You're our version of Wiley Coyote.

1092
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,560
Oh, that's a little bit like what I like.

1093
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,980
All the time. No, you don't like steak.

1094
00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:21,280
You're just making shit up at this point.

1095
00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:23,060
I like steak.

1096
00:34:23,060 --> 00:34:25,180
And did you just say I don't like mashed potatoes?

1097
00:34:25,180 --> 00:34:26,780
No, no, no, no, no.

1098
00:34:26,780 --> 00:34:29,120
You eat spaghetti. You eat pasta all the time.

1099
00:34:29,420 --> 00:34:31,660
So we don't want to serve you pasta.

1100
00:34:31,660 --> 00:34:36,020
You said on your last podcast that I watched or whatever.

1101
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:37,380
Differently. You're holding.

1102
00:34:37,380 --> 00:34:38,580
Yeah, you're getting right there.

1103
00:34:38,580 --> 00:34:39,920
She's holding you right by the wire.

1104
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,920
Like that, too. Yeah.

1105
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,020
You don't like steak.

1106
00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:46,560
I just like steak.

1107
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:47,780
You said you take it or leave it.

1108
00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:48,820
Yes. Take it.

1109
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:49,960
It's not a thing. Leave it.

1110
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:54,120
But also, we don't want we don't want to do pasta

1111
00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:56,960
because he eats pasta all the time here.

1112
00:34:57,180 --> 00:35:01,280
So any time he comes to our house, what are we supposed to make him?

1113
00:35:01,460 --> 00:35:02,720
He doesn't eat vegetables.

1114
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:04,020
He doesn't eat fruits.

1115
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:06,820
We do. We pretty much just get pizza.

1116
00:35:06,860 --> 00:35:08,420
Turns out Andy is a Ninja Turtle.

1117
00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:10,560
We had pizza last night.

1118
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,260
We had D'Angelo's.

1119
00:35:12,260 --> 00:35:14,800
Oh, that's great.

1120
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,000
Oh, man. Right. Oh, man.

1121
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,320
Well, fuck.

1122
00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:20,260
First off, if anything, I've expanded my.

1123
00:35:20,260 --> 00:35:21,300
Yeah. What I eat.

1124
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:22,200
I give you some credit.

1125
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,460
Yeah, as long as they're on a pizza.

1126
00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:24,360
You're circling back.

1127
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:25,660
This all started back with seafood.

1128
00:35:25,660 --> 00:35:27,460
So he's now eating seafood and things like that.

1129
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:28,160
Now we.

1130
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,460
OK, I think the sushi is what threw them off.

1131
00:35:30,460 --> 00:35:33,560
I think it's because I eat rice, but you eat sushi.

1132
00:35:33,660 --> 00:35:34,420
That's different.

1133
00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:36,260
A little bit. It is.

1134
00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:38,420
I understand. But it's not.

1135
00:35:38,420 --> 00:35:39,320
It's not the same.

1136
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,420
Look, there's a different.

1137
00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:42,560
There's it's literally 80 percent rice.

1138
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,460
And yes, first off, 80 percent.

1139
00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:48,220
What kind of you can go to a better sushi.

1140
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,120
OK, 65 percent. Whatever.

1141
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,960
I forgot I was talking to literal Andy.

1142
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,020
Yeah, I know.

1143
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:56,000
I don't I don't I'm not figurative.

1144
00:35:58,060 --> 00:35:59,220
Some bullshit.

1145
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,820
It literally literally made.

1146
00:36:02,820 --> 00:36:04,960
I don't know what the fuck I was doing with that.

1147
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,320
What was I? What am I defending?

1148
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,660
Oh, yeah, I eat shit.

1149
00:36:07,660 --> 00:36:09,460
Listen, your intake of seafood.

1150
00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:10,660
Yeah, right.

1151
00:36:10,660 --> 00:36:12,020
This isn't the Andy Rice show.

1152
00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:13,260
He'll eat anchovies on pizza.

1153
00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:14,520
So like that kind of counts, maybe.

1154
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,060
Let's talk about a movie that he'll eat anchovies on pizza.

1155
00:36:17,060 --> 00:36:18,160
Maybe that'll count.

1156
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,420
Yeah, yeah.

1157
00:36:19,420 --> 00:36:23,260
Actually, just yeah, this this kid that doesn't eat seafood eats anchovies.

1158
00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:26,460
Yeah. The look on T's face right now.

1159
00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:29,060
He hates his speaks multitudes.

1160
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:33,620
She's disgusted with me because she thinks I'm not the same person that she once knew.

1161
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,320
I just yeah. And you're not.

1162
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,700
Yeah, we none of us are really.

1163
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:40,560
Yeah. Every year, you're a different person.

1164
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,800
I feel a little bit.

1165
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,400
No, everybody is it every seven years, you literally are a different person.

1166
00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:49,620
I think that's all your molecularly like you're all yourselves.

1167
00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:51,700
Seven years to replace your body.

1168
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:55,360
That might be one of those things like might not be true.

1169
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,660
It was 10 percent of our brain, which is like probably some bullshit.

1170
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,060
You know, we probably use all of it.

1171
00:37:01,060 --> 00:37:04,500
Yeah. And it's just we're just you just have increased capabilities.

1172
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,100
It sucks. You're not smarter.

1173
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:08,100
Different spots at different times.

1174
00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:09,020
But I think you should.

1175
00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:10,460
What about this movie?

1176
00:37:10,460 --> 00:37:12,300
Oh, we watched the movie. That's right.

1177
00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:13,700
Back on track.

1178
00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:16,320
Now it's time for the movie music that Jesse has.

1179
00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:19,420
OK. Yeah. Cool.

1180
00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:21,560
Hit it. Now we're going to talk about the movie.

1181
00:37:22,820 --> 00:37:24,860
Fuck it. I don't know. We'll do it anyway.

1182
00:37:24,860 --> 00:37:26,520
So what's the rating system?

1183
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,100
Oh, yeah. Well, we're at the end.

1184
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:29,620
We'll get into it. We'll get into it.

1185
00:37:29,620 --> 00:37:32,460
But the movie just starts at B. Yeah. B through W.

1186
00:37:32,860 --> 00:37:35,560
Yeah. Well, you said if it was a bad you don't do good movies.

1187
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,900
So there isn't an A rating.

1188
00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:40,260
That's kind of where the bad movie started.

1189
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:42,160
Yeah. There's no A rating.

1190
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,700
Mega hits like no a super duper.

1191
00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:47,360
Well, we even do old ones, really, kind of.

1192
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:48,760
We did do Dacia.

1193
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,460
Yeah. That's probably the highest here.

1194
00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:53,700
Multi-million dollar, you know, Jamie Foxx.

1195
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,460
Well, this was and what we just watch wasn't exactly a B movie.

1196
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,620
This was but this is not a B movie at all.

1197
00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:03,620
I don't know why we pay this because this doesn't fall into our wheelhouse.

1198
00:38:03,620 --> 00:38:06,960
But now we can expand and start watching whenever we better things.

1199
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,520
As long as they're on TV, this is the pilot of better movies.

1200
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,620
You know, this this this movie. Yeah.

1201
00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:14,860
And the movie is

1202
00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:18,720
the thing.

1203
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:20,560
Can you do the suspense?

1204
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,860
Go for it. You don't have to. You want us to pause it?

1205
00:38:22,860 --> 00:38:23,760
No. OK.

1206
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,260
Don't do it there.

1207
00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:27,660
I'll do it there.

1208
00:38:27,660 --> 00:38:29,920
You made no move to move after you said I got a P.

1209
00:38:31,420 --> 00:38:33,360
Just cross like you need to move

1210
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,260
more of a declarative of what's happening now.

1211
00:38:36,260 --> 00:38:38,660
Yeah. So the movie is the thing.

1212
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,120
It's 1982.

1213
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,760
It is directed by, of course, John Carpenter.

1214
00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:48,320
It stars Kurt Russell.

1215
00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:50,500
We pulled the cast.

1216
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:54,420
We got Kurt Russell, a Wilford Brimley.

1217
00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:56,260
Did that not blow your mind? Wilford Brimley.

1218
00:38:56,260 --> 00:38:59,120
He does not. That's not who you think of as Wilford Brimley.

1219
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,200
I don't even know. I need to see the white bearded guy.

1220
00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:05,560
Yeah. Diabetes guy. No, he's the he's what?

1221
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,260
Diabetes guy.

1222
00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:09,780
No, he's the white bearded guy. I said, yes.

1223
00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:12,380
Could be a diabetic guy.

1224
00:39:12,380 --> 00:39:16,060
No, diabetes commercials for years for the Quaker Oats.

1225
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,720
Yeah. Quaker Oats, right?

1226
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:19,680
Yes. It's the Quaker Oats dude. Do you?

1227
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,120
Oh, shit. Yeah. Quaker Oats guy.

1228
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,320
He looks so different with the mustache.

1229
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,820
He does. He looks completely different.

1230
00:39:26,820 --> 00:39:30,060
No. No. If you look at him in the movie, he's he doesn't look anything.

1231
00:39:30,060 --> 00:39:31,820
He's right there in the middle in the movie.

1232
00:39:31,820 --> 00:39:33,420
See him right in the middle.

1233
00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:35,480
The middle right picture right there.

1234
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,060
That's him in the movie kind of.

1235
00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:38,820
It's going to give us more.

1236
00:39:38,820 --> 00:39:39,580
Oh, yeah. Right.

1237
00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:40,880
It goes. Yeah.

1238
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,080
See, he doesn't even look anything like him.

1239
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,680
Yeah, yeah. It's crazy.

1240
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:48,080
We got TK Carter as the cook.

1241
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,980
And his his Wikipedia is not long.

1242
00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:54,560
It's just his his is an actor.

1243
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,020
Oh, he was on two episodes of Good Times.

1244
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:58,080
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's not going to be actor.

1245
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,860
Yeah. He was in Ski Patrol and something called Southern Comfort.

1246
00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:03,920
He's been in a lot of stuff. Yeah.

1247
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:04,960
Kind of a background guy.

1248
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:09,620
It says is what else has he been in?

1249
00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:11,460
Oh, I mean, that's him.

1250
00:40:11,460 --> 00:40:14,020
Oh, he has been in shit since that movie.

1251
00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:14,680
I guess they did.

1252
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,060
OK, well, TK Carter, I hope you get more shit.

1253
00:40:17,060 --> 00:40:20,420
David Glennon, Keith David.

1254
00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:24,680
Now, Keith David, if you're listening, is the president on Rick and Morty.

1255
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:28,280
Right. He's also the voice in like, I think, not Halo.

1256
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,420
Well, he's been he's been a voice in a ton of shit.

1257
00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:31,960
A lot of stuff, a lot of stuff.

1258
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,880
He's amazing voice acting.

1259
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,080
Anyway, we've been doing this.

1260
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,380
You could look this up on. Yeah.

1261
00:40:37,380 --> 00:40:38,360
Anyone can look this up.

1262
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,520
You got a little distracted.

1263
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:44,280
The thing starring Kurt Russell and a bunch of other dudes.

1264
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:48,460
I get down that I go down that fucking is Kurt Russell still alive?

1265
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,860
Maybe if Andy got possessed by the thing, the thing would be more on track.

1266
00:40:53,380 --> 00:40:54,520
You know what I mean?

1267
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:55,420
And that's what we get.

1268
00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:58,620
So distracted by every food source.

1269
00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:00,980
If it's spent any time with me, right.

1270
00:41:01,220 --> 00:41:04,280
And it would be like that if they were trying to replicate me,

1271
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,240
it would just sit here and just be like, Hey, did you guys hear about

1272
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,640
it would just be this.

1273
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:10,740
It's be a loop.

1274
00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:15,720
Kurt Russell was also in Soldier and Soldier was a good movie about a soldier

1275
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,720
who cut his finger while cutting potatoes and didn't feel the pain.

1276
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,320
The soldier with Kurt Russell and Soldier.

1277
00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:24,640
But I mean, yeah, Snake Plissman.

1278
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,920
I want to light Andy on fire.

1279
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,580
What's that? So we should light you on fire.

1280
00:41:28,580 --> 00:41:29,840
We should light.

1281
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,240
I mean, I like that.

1282
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,080
We're lighting up the Jeter XL.

1283
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,040
Don't don't.

1284
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,920
I'm calling it the time to get back on track.

1285
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,840
So see, how does this movie open?

1286
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,480
I want you to describe it from from your perspective,

1287
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,540
because this was the thing that got you the mic.

1288
00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:48,520
You got to put a mic in front of her face or.

1289
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:52,540
Nothing special, but it was very 80s to me.

1290
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:59,180
It was very 80s to me regarding the slow.

1291
00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:05,380
Scene, slow pan, slow pan, slow scenes, very.

1292
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,980
What's it called? Twilight. Ask.

1293
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:12,680
Very well. Twilight, the movie.

1294
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,220
No, what's like the time of day?

1295
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,280
No, not twilight.

1296
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,780
Twilight Zone. Twilight Zone.

1297
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,240
Yeah, Twilight. Twilight Zone.

1298
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,280
Yeah, twilight.

1299
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,580
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1300
00:42:24,580 --> 00:42:26,980
Yes, it's very just slow.

1301
00:42:26,980 --> 00:42:29,520
And the music was very.

1302
00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:36,120
80s, 80s, but the graphics were pretty good for the 80s.

1303
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,240
However, hold on.

1304
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:40,720
Wait, don't give me your whole impression of the movie.

1305
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:43,180
Oh, I thought that's just I want right now.

1306
00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:45,040
Right. We're going to we're going to break it down beat by beat.

1307
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,440
What is what was the opening like?

1308
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,880
Well, I want you to describe the opening because you did not enjoy.

1309
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,980
You did not enjoy the opening scene.

1310
00:42:52,980 --> 00:42:55,420
That it was just slow. No, no.

1311
00:42:55,420 --> 00:42:57,540
OK, there was a dog. Yeah.

1312
00:42:57,540 --> 00:43:00,980
My God, the dog.

1313
00:43:00,980 --> 00:43:02,520
Any movie with the dog?

1314
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,940
I was like, I'm out. I'm out.

1315
00:43:03,940 --> 00:43:05,920
I'm not going to watch it. The dog. I'm out.

1316
00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:07,540
I knew something was going to happen.

1317
00:43:07,540 --> 00:43:11,780
The dog, the dog was part of the story and I'm out.

1318
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,240
I can't watch it because of the dog. So.

1319
00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:18,080
Because you knew something bad was going to happen to the dog.

1320
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,540
Yeah, absolutely.

1321
00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:23,980
That bubble gum Jeter XL tastes really fucking good.

1322
00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:25,840
OK. Oh, my goodness. OK.

1323
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:26,620
Thank you, T.

1324
00:43:26,620 --> 00:43:29,820
So it opens up with a helicopter hunting down a fucking dog

1325
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,840
with a sniper rifle.

1326
00:43:33,980 --> 00:43:35,740
Oh, my God.

1327
00:43:35,740 --> 00:43:37,380
Oh, Jesus.

1328
00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:41,280
They couldn't even just slow the freaking helicopter down

1329
00:43:41,580 --> 00:43:42,620
to shoot at the dog.

1330
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,740
Like, yes, they were shooting at the dog. Horrible.

1331
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,320
I don't like it.

1332
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,620
But they could have slowed the helicopter down.

1333
00:43:49,620 --> 00:43:50,980
I didn't like that they were shooting at the dog,

1334
00:43:50,980 --> 00:43:52,320
but they could have been a better shot.

1335
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,880
Yes, exactly. Like mine as well.

1336
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,040
Just do it well.

1337
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,880
With what we know now having.

1338
00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:02,480
Now I know now.

1339
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,840
Now what I know now.

1340
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:07,280
They did shoot the dog.

1341
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:12,720
I think they did shoot the dog because the dog had an injury on his hip.

1342
00:44:13,140 --> 00:44:16,680
And I was like, why does why does nobody

1343
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,080
care about the dog injury?

1344
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,540
I don't know, because it can replicate itself and heal itself.

1345
00:44:24,140 --> 00:44:26,780
But also, I was.

1346
00:44:26,780 --> 00:44:31,480
Why did those humans care so much about shooting this freaking dog?

1347
00:44:33,780 --> 00:44:35,280
But you don't learn until later.

1348
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,440
Yes. So exactly.

1349
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:40,320
Exactly. This is just pure chaos, which I love.

1350
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,780
And then the freaking dog graphics.

1351
00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:44,140
Oh, my God. Yeah.

1352
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:47,420
I know that was horrible.

1353
00:44:47,420 --> 00:44:50,140
OK, so I watched with my wife, she had the same problem.

1354
00:44:50,140 --> 00:44:52,620
So it's not that's not an easy.

1355
00:44:52,620 --> 00:44:54,280
Helicopters chasing down.

1356
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,480
Worst shot of all time.

1357
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,940
That helicopter guy.

1358
00:44:56,940 --> 00:44:58,740
But you know what? Hey, let's be fair.

1359
00:44:58,740 --> 00:45:02,480
He's probably just a scientist who picked up a sniper rifle

1360
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:06,120
that they use for real extreme emergencies to scare off polar bears,

1361
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,340
probably, or other or other vicious.

1362
00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:09,880
Yeah, these are expeditioners.

1363
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:10,980
Crack shot. Yeah.

1364
00:45:10,980 --> 00:45:13,820
Yeah. So they didn't have already a difficult shot.

1365
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,180
So maybe you know what? I think probably accurate.

1366
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:17,680
Sure. Oh, yeah.

1367
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,820
Like, you know, hey, do your best.

1368
00:45:19,820 --> 00:45:22,120
They didn't have a Kurt Russell type character at the other bunker.

1369
00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:26,280
There's only one of those.

1370
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,520
There's no Norwegian Kurt Russell.

1371
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,680
So we can hear Russell.

1372
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,580
They were Norwegian.

1373
00:45:32,580 --> 00:45:35,880
So. Anyway, what happens next?

1374
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:40,040
Oh, the dog runs into the US Antarctic

1375
00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:43,740
research team.

1376
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:45,240
Bunker thing. Bunker. Yeah.

1377
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:49,640
It's a group of a bunch of bearded dudes and one non bearded guy

1378
00:45:50,420 --> 00:45:51,980
to two nonbearded guys.

1379
00:45:51,980 --> 00:45:54,580
As you said, white bearded, white bearded dudes.

1380
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:57,820
Full of them. No, no.

1381
00:45:57,820 --> 00:46:00,380
I mean, against white people, against white people.

1382
00:46:00,380 --> 00:46:02,340
I'm trying to get white people.

1383
00:46:02,340 --> 00:46:05,780
It's like a bunch of damn white bearded dudes.

1384
00:46:06,780 --> 00:46:08,980
Yeah. OK.

1385
00:46:08,980 --> 00:46:10,380
I told you.

1386
00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:12,320
Did you watch the movie?

1387
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,540
Yes, we watched very different movies. Yeah.

1388
00:46:15,540 --> 00:46:19,580
Well, there was a black dude.

1389
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,220
Cool. He had a headband on.

1390
00:46:22,220 --> 00:46:24,540
He had those two. One of them is T.K.

1391
00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:27,940
Carter. Yeah. The freaking roller blades or whatever. Right.

1392
00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:30,040
The other one's Keith David.

1393
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,680
Half of the movie.

1394
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,140
I said, oh, my God.

1395
00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:34,980
Oh, wait. Yeah. Black dude.

1396
00:46:34,980 --> 00:46:36,540
She didn't. Yeah.

1397
00:46:36,540 --> 00:46:39,180
She got confused because I guess they didn't show enough.

1398
00:46:39,180 --> 00:46:41,140
They were. They also want to get they.

1399
00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:43,180
They weren't in the same scene very often till the end.

1400
00:46:43,380 --> 00:46:44,940
Till way later in the movie.

1401
00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:48,820
I hate to steal jokes, but my friend Anthony, it's very funny because he was

1402
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:55,380
his his wife is Filipino and he watched Crazy Rich Asians with her.

1403
00:46:55,780 --> 00:46:57,980
And he couldn't tell anyone about our parties.

1404
00:46:57,980 --> 00:47:00,720
Like, is that the sister or the aunt's like, I'm not sure. Right.

1405
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,980
And then it's like they all kind of look alike.

1406
00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:05,980
And she's like, OK, that's racist.

1407
00:47:05,980 --> 00:47:09,680
But then they watched Tombstone together and she had no idea

1408
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,040
who the fuck any of the white guys were. Is that the brother?

1409
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,080
No, that's the other brother.

1410
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,180
The other brother. Yeah.

1411
00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:16,780
It's just so.

1412
00:47:16,780 --> 00:47:20,880
Yeah. And I got that that with this movie, a bunch of white dudes with beards.

1413
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,480
You know, this room isn't a lot different from that.

1414
00:47:25,540 --> 00:47:27,780
Yeah, it's not a lot different.

1415
00:47:27,780 --> 00:47:29,980
Just variants of the same old.

1416
00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:32,780
But what's not like the others teased the thing. Yeah.

1417
00:47:37,180 --> 00:47:38,840
But and then just the real Mr.

1418
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,180
Potato Head of mediocrity.

1419
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:46,280
No, and then we get too high to talk about the movies.

1420
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,940
What happens? There's always a stop.

1421
00:47:47,940 --> 00:47:50,340
We got to we got to stop. Slow down for a second.

1422
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:52,920
It's fucking high.

1423
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,580
Shit. Yeah. OK.

1424
00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:55,320
I'm going to do two more.

1425
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,420
But I'm high as fuck.

1426
00:47:58,420 --> 00:47:59,680
I better keep smoking.

1427
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,520
Update. No, I don't know.

1428
00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:04,520
So like, oh, we're fine.

1429
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,320
Ten minutes left. Yeah.

1430
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:07,980
No, no, we're fine.

1431
00:48:07,980 --> 00:48:08,980
Of the podcast.

1432
00:48:08,980 --> 00:48:11,080
How much I could continue to drink.

1433
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,480
Yeah. As much as you want.

1434
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,840
No, as much as you want.

1435
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,280
What you want is whatever makes you feel comfortable.

1436
00:48:18,420 --> 00:48:20,080
Yeah. Oh, yeah. There is a show later.

1437
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:22,080
That's in five hours.

1438
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:23,480
You're fine. Yeah.

1439
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:24,780
All right. Yeah.

1440
00:48:24,780 --> 00:48:28,280
Listeners at home, we figured out he's playing the show.

1441
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:29,280
Oh, yeah.

1442
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:30,740
There are a lot to do it.

1443
00:48:30,740 --> 00:48:32,020
I don't know. I don't want to fuck it up.

1444
00:48:32,020 --> 00:48:33,380
It's burning out. There's a lot.

1445
00:48:33,380 --> 00:48:35,820
I think you can actually put it in one of the holes.

1446
00:48:35,820 --> 00:48:37,520
We're out here. What's that?

1447
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,240
How much is Pessler out here?

1448
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:40,740
Fourteen nine nine.

1449
00:48:40,740 --> 00:48:42,640
Oh, I don't know.

1450
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,120
I didn't even it was part of a bigger bill.

1451
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,080
Don't know. I know.

1452
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:52,120
I this I I know a lady had to come over and she gave me the look.

1453
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:53,880
She's like, you just got to open your wallet.

1454
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,980
And I was like, I was like, you don't want to see my ID.

1455
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,480
She's like, no, just open your wallet.

1456
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,920
And I think I'm getting closer and closer to the

1457
00:49:02,540 --> 00:49:04,080
this customer's under 40.

1458
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,520
And she keeps and they're hitting no.

1459
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,780
But I think they're hesitating a little longer.

1460
00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:11,280
And I think certain and I think soon they're going to just assume I'm over 40.

1461
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,520
I got a lot of gray in my beard now.

1462
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,780
Anyway, moving on this dog

1463
00:49:16,780 --> 00:49:21,940
runs into the camp, gets, you know, he gets protected by the people there.

1464
00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:25,820
The crazy Norwegian guy who gets out of his helicopter,

1465
00:49:25,820 --> 00:49:29,440
starts shooting at the dog, even though it's next to people and actually shoots a guy,

1466
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:33,180
which is still shot for the rest of the movie.

1467
00:49:33,380 --> 00:49:35,020
Do they ever touch up on that again?

1468
00:49:35,020 --> 00:49:36,780
Yeah, I guess stitches and stuff.

1469
00:49:36,780 --> 00:49:39,520
Yeah. Sort of just said instant heal and movies, you know,

1470
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,680
he did get instantly healed. Right.

1471
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:43,580
Did you watch it, Jesse?

1472
00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:48,480
I like years ago.

1473
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,680
OK, so sort of is the answer, sort of.

1474
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:55,180
We don't need to do. I watched all the thing showing scenes on the way up here.

1475
00:49:55,180 --> 00:49:56,780
So that was like 10 minutes that I watched.

1476
00:49:56,780 --> 00:49:59,080
I've just like the thing showing up.

1477
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,980
Yeah. So there are moments where I'll come in and be like, oh, I remember that scene.

1478
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:03,620
Got it. OK. You know.

1479
00:50:03,620 --> 00:50:05,680
So I'll let you know when that happens. Mostly.

1480
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,280
I didn't mean to call you out.

1481
00:50:09,420 --> 00:50:11,680
I was wondering how long it was going to take before.

1482
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,580
Let me just get back into the 80s.

1483
00:50:13,580 --> 00:50:15,220
Russell was also in fact, right.

1484
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,020
So, yeah, yeah.

1485
00:50:21,020 --> 00:50:23,540
Anyway, the Norwegian, they kill them, whatever.

1486
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:25,220
The helicopter blows up.

1487
00:50:25,220 --> 00:50:28,420
They immediately put the fire out, a theme you'll see in this movie a lot.

1488
00:50:28,820 --> 00:50:31,940
They like things on fire and immediately putting it out.

1489
00:50:31,940 --> 00:50:33,640
Yeah, immediately.

1490
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:37,180
And then it's and it's hard beyond recognition instantly after that.

1491
00:50:37,540 --> 00:50:38,780
Flamethrower. Two.

1492
00:50:38,780 --> 00:50:41,200
Seconds later, get it and then put it out.

1493
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:42,740
And it's burned for hours.

1494
00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:47,240
They had a 12 gallons of kerosene in that helicopter.

1495
00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:50,200
They say, no, they threw something on fire.

1496
00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:53,400
They were like, oh, put it out on fire. Put the.

1497
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,880
This is an audio medium.

1498
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,440
No, that's why she tapped the paper. Yeah.

1499
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,080
That's the international sign for putting a fire out.

1500
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:08,800
Yeah.

1501
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,440
They put the fire extinguisher out.

1502
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:15,780
Yeah. Before the actual thing is done.

1503
00:51:15,780 --> 00:51:18,740
Oh, I know. That's what that's over and over and over again.

1504
00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:22,100
Yeah. I would argue that it's a theme that runs throughout the throughout

1505
00:51:22,100 --> 00:51:25,640
the whole movie where they put out fires immediately after starting.

1506
00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:28,380
It's insane. I mean, even in the movie, they make reference.

1507
00:51:28,380 --> 00:51:31,540
The doctor says that even though they're dead, they're not really dead.

1508
00:51:31,540 --> 00:51:35,100
Like the organism is like still. Yeah. That. OK.

1509
00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:37,480
Yeah. So we get the dog.

1510
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,680
It spends time roaming around.

1511
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,440
It meets a shadow and goes into its room.

1512
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,000
You want to see from a shadow who is that person?

1513
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,340
Yeah. Who could it possibly be?

1514
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,440
Is it the only one with curly hair?

1515
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,440
And no beard?

1516
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,340
Is it positive on the scene when all the characters were there?

1517
00:51:56,540 --> 00:51:58,240
We stopped it.

1518
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:01,080
We paused it when we lined them all up and we're like,

1519
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:02,440
it's that guy, right?

1520
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:05,280
And then as we're watching it, it's like, oh, it's the one not saying anything

1521
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,280
throughout the whole time.

1522
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,140
It's that guy. It's learning how humans work.

1523
00:52:08,140 --> 00:52:12,940
It's that guy. So that twist wasn't very twisty, though.

1524
00:52:12,940 --> 00:52:16,880
I don't I think they could have removed that shadow scene or not

1525
00:52:18,380 --> 00:52:21,580
or picked one person with a beard because then you're like,

1526
00:52:21,580 --> 00:52:22,580
oh, who is it?

1527
00:52:22,580 --> 00:52:24,340
Any of the bearded dudes?

1528
00:52:24,340 --> 00:52:27,140
But anyway, there was a guy with anyone in this room.

1529
00:52:27,540 --> 00:52:30,080
Yeah. Variants.

1530
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:34,020
Yeah. And they put the dog in the dog pen and then the movie takes off.

1531
00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:35,260
Yeah, it doesn't.

1532
00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:36,460
I mean, yeah, it has.

1533
00:52:36,460 --> 00:52:37,260
That's the opening.

1534
00:52:37,260 --> 00:52:40,980
It's maybe 15 minutes, 30, 45.

1535
00:52:40,980 --> 00:52:42,720
It feels like. Yeah, it does.

1536
00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:45,760
Feels like it drags, but it's not actually that long

1537
00:52:46,060 --> 00:52:50,320
before the dog turns into a horrifying monster.

1538
00:52:50,860 --> 00:52:53,220
I will say, let's just say this right now.

1539
00:52:53,620 --> 00:52:56,560
What do we all think of the spectacle, the practical effects?

1540
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:57,680
They were fantastic.

1541
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,280
Yeah, for the for 1982 in HD.

1542
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:01,220
You know what I mean?

1543
00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:04,020
Like that's always my weird thing when I watch like older movies

1544
00:53:04,020 --> 00:53:05,960
and newer technology.

1545
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,280
Well, I remember seeing Star Wars for the first time in HD,

1546
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,660
like just passing by a Walmart and I'm like, fucking God damn it.

1547
00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:13,760
Like that was bad. I lost everything.

1548
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:14,960
Sure. You know.

1549
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,220
But yeah, the practical effects are fantastic.

1550
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,780
They were they were very good practical effects.

1551
00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:24,320
It reminded me of, you know, how like they'll put those praying mantises

1552
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,620
inside of like water and then like the thing will come out of their butt.

1553
00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:28,000
What? Yes.

1554
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,220
Yeah, I'm talking about the parasite. Yeah.

1555
00:53:29,220 --> 00:53:29,920
The repair site.

1556
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:33,260
Like it's spindly, tingly things that come out. Remind me of that.

1557
00:53:33,260 --> 00:53:36,220
We. Everybody says this is Kurt Russell's movie.

1558
00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:37,660
I would I use this.

1559
00:53:37,660 --> 00:53:40,120
This is the director's I pray mantis parasite.

1560
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,100
Pray mantis parasite. Yeah.

1561
00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:48,820
OK, continue to do do do do do do do do.

1562
00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:51,020
No, we're all distracted now.

1563
00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:54,020
It's everyone's distracted.

1564
00:53:54,020 --> 00:53:55,120
We. Yeah, that.

1565
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:58,400
Oh, what the fuck? Yes.

1566
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,400
Oh, this isn't too up.

1567
00:54:03,060 --> 00:54:05,200
OK, wait, I just want to see.

1568
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,620
Yeah, it was there.

1569
00:54:06,620 --> 00:54:09,000
The first one. Yeah, right there.

1570
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,820
Oh, God, dude.

1571
00:54:10,820 --> 00:54:12,820
It's good.

1572
00:54:12,820 --> 00:54:13,700
That's terrifying.

1573
00:54:13,700 --> 00:54:17,100
Never mind the silence on the podcast as we watch a praying man.

1574
00:54:17,100 --> 00:54:20,060
I will commentate a praying man is eating a thing.

1575
00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:21,600
Looks like another head.

1576
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:25,200
Another dangerous situation and it really doesn't leave mantises

1577
00:54:25,300 --> 00:54:27,100
any chance of survival.

1578
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:29,500
Oh, OK.

1579
00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:30,700
That specifically isn't it?

1580
00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:32,700
But they're going to show how it gets out.

1581
00:54:33,820 --> 00:54:35,100
No. Yeah, you'll see this is real.

1582
00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:38,300
Yeah. So, oh, I don't know if I want to.

1583
00:54:38,300 --> 00:54:40,060
Sites can live and pray mantis.

1584
00:54:40,060 --> 00:54:42,400
And then eventually this weird thing will come out of them.

1585
00:54:43,060 --> 00:54:44,420
That reminds me of the thing.

1586
00:54:44,420 --> 00:54:46,820
Oh, it's a creature called a hairworm.

1587
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,160
This is a hairworm.

1588
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,900
Notice they said an alien movie.

1589
00:54:50,900 --> 00:54:52,100
Yeah. Yeah.

1590
00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:53,860
It's entire body.

1591
00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:57,020
Well, before this happens, the hairworm makes a rather difficult journey

1592
00:54:57,020 --> 00:55:00,660
to get to the final destination and carry out its plan of the button.

1593
00:55:00,660 --> 00:55:03,660
It all starts with eggs laid in a river on a pond.

1594
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:04,960
OK. All right.

1595
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:06,360
That could be inside you, Andy.

1596
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:09,160
You just get a new fear unlocked.

1597
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:12,160
No, I welcome all worms because they typically lose weight.

1598
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,260
Yeah, that's true.

1599
00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:15,900
Yeah. So funny when they said alien movie,

1600
00:55:15,900 --> 00:55:18,200
because that was my whole experience watching this movie.

1601
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,600
Was that you thought it reminded you of the alien franchise?

1602
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,000
It's the opposite because of my age.

1603
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,520
It's just weird. I miss this movie.

1604
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,920
This is the first time I'd seen this movie.

1605
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:26,000
When did Alien come out?

1606
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,460
So Aliens after this, I actually had to look that up.

1607
00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:30,900
What did Alien come out?

1608
00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:34,200
Eighty six, I think, or somewhere in there.

1609
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,560
It was this was eighty two.

1610
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:38,400
No, Alien is seventy nine. Seventy nine.

1611
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,800
So this came out before Alien came out before.

1612
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:47,260
So this is but but but I've seen Alien and I hadn't seen the thing.

1613
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,600
And so I had seen all the other movies.

1614
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:52,920
I'd seen all the alien movies, all the other bug chasing people movies

1615
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,900
I've seen, because that's what my wife describes.

1616
00:55:55,900 --> 00:55:57,000
Is they're all the same movie.

1617
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,720
They're just it's a bug jumping out of somebody and then killing people.

1618
00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:01,320
Yeah. And then you got to kill the bug.

1619
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,800
That's the movie.

1620
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,320
And this movie is the same as Aliens.

1621
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,520
They're all the same movie. Any.

1622
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:07,900
Well, there's there's better.

1623
00:56:07,900 --> 00:56:10,100
There's better special effects in some than others.

1624
00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:12,800
There's better storylines in some of the others.

1625
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,160
But it's they're pretty much all just Harry Potter.

1626
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:17,760
They're just the same.

1627
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,860
The same real slapstick.

1628
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,460
Yeah, they're all you can't just they're all slapstick.

1629
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,460
What the fuck? You mean they're all Harry Potter.

1630
00:56:25,460 --> 00:56:27,460
Explain that in a way that makes sense.

1631
00:56:27,460 --> 00:56:29,360
Or they're all the same movies, too.

1632
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,560
That's all. What?

1633
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,060
Wait, you're saying Harry Potter is the same as the thing.

1634
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:34,800
No, no, no. I'm saying Harry Potter.

1635
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,000
One and Harry Potter two are the same damn movie.

1636
00:56:37,220 --> 00:56:39,660
And Harry Potter three is the same movie and Harry Potter four is the same.

1637
00:56:39,660 --> 00:56:41,860
If you're OK, they're in general the same.

1638
00:56:41,860 --> 00:56:43,620
There are differences in storylines.

1639
00:56:43,620 --> 00:56:44,720
There are differences.

1640
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:47,700
No, I know what I'm going to see when I go see a Harry Potter

1641
00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:49,160
movie. I know what I'm going to see.

1642
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:52,820
Did you know after watching Harry Potter three

1643
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,020
that the next one was going to be a whole ass extra?

1644
00:56:56,060 --> 00:56:58,860
Yes, because there was a whole books about them.

1645
00:56:58,860 --> 00:57:01,920
And sure, sure that.

1646
00:57:02,300 --> 00:57:04,220
So I knew what was going to happen.

1647
00:57:04,220 --> 00:57:04,960
That's the whole point.

1648
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:06,200
Casual fan of Harry Potter.

1649
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,260
I guess they all look the same.

1650
00:57:07,260 --> 00:57:11,600
But if you're if you're a hardcore into the lore, if you're into it,

1651
00:57:12,060 --> 00:57:14,820
then each one has its own nuances that make them dress.

1652
00:57:14,820 --> 00:57:17,860
It's different directors, different budgets.

1653
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:20,220
I believe you're making exactly my point, Andy.

1654
00:57:20,820 --> 00:57:23,980
That's what this movie and aliens and all those other bug movies are.

1655
00:57:23,980 --> 00:57:26,960
They're all the same movie with subtle differences.

1656
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,220
Yeah, like Kurt Russell, like Kurt Russell.

1657
00:57:29,220 --> 00:57:32,360
Kurt Russell versus who was an alien.

1658
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:37,780
So Gordon, we were right in 2016 with his appearance at San Diego Comic Con.

1659
00:57:41,020 --> 00:57:44,360
The point being, I just being that because I hadn't seen this

1660
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,460
before, this felt like a sequel to those.

1661
00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:49,720
That was the whole point is that I had not seen the thing.

1662
00:57:50,460 --> 00:57:54,360
To me, the thing feels like a ripoff seeing it now after all these years,

1663
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:55,960
even though it really isn't.

1664
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,020
It was before most of them.

1665
00:57:58,020 --> 00:58:01,860
82, I think this is like a pioneer for a right test.

1666
00:58:02,060 --> 00:58:05,460
A lot of CGI, but versus alien.

1667
00:58:06,420 --> 00:58:09,060
You put alien in this movie together and what do you have?

1668
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:12,360
I think they're different movies.

1669
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:15,740
Really? What's the substantive difference in these two movies?

1670
00:58:15,740 --> 00:58:19,840
They're both isolated places where you're hiding from bugs

1671
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,740
trying to kill bugs. They're the same damn movie.

1672
00:58:23,740 --> 00:58:25,540
I'm not a very foundational level.

1673
00:58:25,540 --> 00:58:27,200
I guess I can understand that.

1674
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:28,940
Sure. And you can do that with a whole bunch of movies.

1675
00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:30,000
And that's what I'm saying.

1676
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,800
You're saying that's how it felt to to to a yes.

1677
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:35,500
Watered down, watered down.

1678
00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:40,700
They are in the aliens attack genre, which you could start your troopers in there.

1679
00:58:40,700 --> 00:58:43,100
You could put well, but that's a much different movie.

1680
00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:46,240
And once again, Starship Troopers is a much different movie.

1681
00:58:46,700 --> 00:58:49,040
Aliens in this aren't that much different.

1682
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:51,500
But then I don't think but this is any different than

1683
00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:57,500
than the blob or a Dracula movie or scream.

1684
00:58:57,500 --> 00:59:00,940
I feel the same way about the scream movies scream one and scream to pretty

1685
00:59:00,940 --> 00:59:01,700
much the same guy.

1686
00:59:01,700 --> 00:59:06,700
No, but I'm just talking about you're talking about if I get I don't even know

1687
00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:14,000
is it is it the genre of space alien versus no someone fighting back against

1688
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:18,140
space alien that makes it so bugs coming out of the chest is the difference.

1689
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,100
There's one. OK, there is.

1690
00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:25,500
Yeah. Well, no, this chest opens up and eats his arm with teeth.

1691
00:59:26,340 --> 00:59:28,540
That's way different than a bug.

1692
00:59:28,540 --> 00:59:30,300
You know what? No, I disagree.

1693
00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:34,300
And here on Andy Rice podcast, I mean, the fryer is like it doesn't even

1694
00:59:34,300 --> 00:59:37,340
fucking matter little. I win.

1695
00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:38,840
I win all arguments.

1696
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,140
I have a defacto. You win.

1697
00:59:40,140 --> 00:59:40,840
I don't disagree.

1698
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:44,500
You know, I'm saying a lot of it is because I never saw it when it came out.

1699
00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:46,300
I wouldn't feel that I didn't see what it came out.

1700
00:59:46,300 --> 00:59:50,140
Had I not seen these other 30 movies before I saw I didn't see what it came out

1701
00:59:50,140 --> 00:59:52,400
either because I weren't alive.

1702
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:53,400
Well, yeah, obviously.

1703
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:57,340
But I didn't I didn't see it when I was younger at a time where it probably

1704
00:59:57,340 --> 01:00:00,840
would have like given me nightmares and shit because it's some horrific.

1705
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:01,900
Oh, no. Yeah.

1706
01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:03,000
The special effects are great.

1707
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:03,500
Right.

1708
01:00:05,100 --> 01:00:09,500
OK, so I'm like speaking of traumatic childhood movies,

1709
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:13,000
the Vent Horizon was one of those movies as like where I was growing up,

1710
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,940
where I was just like, you know, 12, 13, 14 years old.

1711
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:18,700
And my dad rented it from Blockbuster or had it on laser.

1712
01:00:18,900 --> 01:00:20,440
You don't even know what it was.

1713
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,000
It was very traumatizing.

1714
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,140
And we watched Starship Troopers as a doubleheader that night.

1715
01:00:24,140 --> 01:00:25,940
And I did not sleep very well.

1716
01:00:25,940 --> 01:00:28,100
Now, Starship. Oh, I guess there are some gruesome.

1717
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:29,400
Oh, it's pretty gross. Yeah.

1718
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:31,840
Yeah. With the mantises going right through the eyes.

1719
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:34,260
You know, what I just found out about Starship Troopers is,

1720
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:37,700
you know, the nude shower scene.

1721
01:00:37,700 --> 01:00:41,240
So they everyone was killed feeling kind of like

1722
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,360
getting nude in front of everybody would be kind of whatever.

1723
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:49,540
So the director and the director of photography both got naked during that scene.

1724
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,960
Yeah, because the whole point of that scene was that they didn't

1725
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,040
it wasn't really supposed to be titillating at all.

1726
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,860
It was just. Yeah, it didn't matter.

1727
01:00:55,860 --> 01:00:59,040
But that's why they got it was it didn't with the crew, which I didn't know.

1728
01:00:59,060 --> 01:01:00,640
Which is interesting.

1729
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:05,200
Anyway, so now we got these dudes with flamethrowers right off the bat.

1730
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:07,200
I thought that was going to be like an end game weapon.

1731
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:11,200
They just all up immediately and they're three or four of them.

1732
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:12,640
And they're just using them throughout it.

1733
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:15,000
Literally, that would be the immediate thing to go for.

1734
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,040
Yeah. You know what I mean?

1735
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,200
You don't build up suspense.

1736
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,200
You just fucking like that shit on fire.

1737
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,640
Yeah, it's a fucking it's a bunch of scientists.

1738
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,940
Why won't this machete work?

1739
01:01:23,940 --> 01:01:25,900
Yeah, well, these bullets are not doing the trick.

1740
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,340
Flamethrowers and dynamite this whole movie.

1741
01:01:28,340 --> 01:01:29,800
Yeah. Yeah, the dynamite.

1742
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,200
Oh, yeah. Dynamite played a big role.

1743
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,300
Magically, quite honestly, at one point.

1744
01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:36,800
It was always magic.

1745
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:43,780
No, there's a scene specifically where he takes a roll of like dynamite sticks

1746
01:01:43,940 --> 01:01:47,180
and throws it down a tunnel, throws it down a tunnel and it rolls

1747
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:53,380
so perfectly to go blow up this makeshift alien spacecraft

1748
01:01:53,380 --> 01:01:55,380
that a dude made in like 20 minutes.

1749
01:01:55,380 --> 01:01:57,080
What's going on there?

1750
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:59,080
Yeah. So was he trying to go?

1751
01:01:59,080 --> 01:01:59,800
I got your parts.

1752
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:02,000
It was completely burned up from their previous five.

1753
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,600
Yeah. Yeah.

1754
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:06,100
It's like, yeah.

1755
01:02:06,100 --> 01:02:09,100
I will agree with Mike that the helicopter blowing up in the beginning

1756
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:10,740
is kind of slapstick.

1757
01:02:10,740 --> 01:02:13,980
Yeah. You thought the explosion of it?

1758
01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:16,280
And well, the fact that they put it out.

1759
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:17,380
Yeah. Yeah.

1760
01:02:17,380 --> 01:02:18,600
And then there's all the parts left.

1761
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:21,280
Did you notice it was completely gone when they walked up to put it out?

1762
01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:22,140
Completely gone.

1763
01:02:22,140 --> 01:02:24,700
There's like one little doorframe there and they're like putting it out.

1764
01:02:24,700 --> 01:02:29,300
And then it goes to him building the giant thing out of the spare parts

1765
01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:30,300
from the fire.

1766
01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:32,100
We're hold on.

1767
01:02:32,100 --> 01:02:34,500
If you go, you got to go.

1768
01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:35,180
Is that a phone call?

1769
01:02:35,180 --> 01:02:37,640
Hey, you're on the you're on the podcast.

1770
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:39,940
Hey, and with us as always is

1771
01:02:41,740 --> 01:02:43,640
as always is Ryan

1772
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:49,300
sounds like a tiny little virtual digital dude right now.

1773
01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:50,140
Con.

1774
01:02:50,140 --> 01:02:51,340
Tiny Con.

1775
01:02:51,340 --> 01:02:52,980
I feel like I'm like.

1776
01:02:52,980 --> 01:02:54,980
With the speaker more.

1777
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:57,300
So what's up?

1778
01:02:57,300 --> 01:02:59,380
Hey, so we have that show tonight, yeah?

1779
01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:00,840
Yeah.

1780
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:04,180
OK, I'm very poor because I spent all my money on Burger King.

1781
01:03:04,180 --> 01:03:05,540
Can I ride with you?

1782
01:03:05,540 --> 01:03:07,240
Is it all for sure?

1783
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:09,500
I could pick I could pick you up on the way I got.

1784
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:11,980
Is it just you? Because I got room for only one more.

1785
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,080
OK, then, yeah.

1786
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:19,140
Mike, you miss you a lot.

1787
01:03:19,140 --> 01:03:19,700
You miss, right?

1788
01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:20,640
Yes, of course. I miss.

1789
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:22,080
Right. Yes, he does.

1790
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:23,740
OK, I also miss Mike.

1791
01:03:23,740 --> 01:03:25,440
OK. Do you.

1792
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,740
Not established for the podcast that I like Mike.

1793
01:03:29,100 --> 01:03:33,500
OK. I like my heart, but I also like my heart.

1794
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,900
Yeah. There's a multitude of reasons you want to be like this.

1795
01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:39,840
Many today that shirt he's wearing today is one of them.

1796
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:44,980
It's like a cowboy Hawaiian shirt like it's

1797
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:47,900
it's it's looks like two face.

1798
01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:50,380
It's like looks like two face woke up

1799
01:03:50,380 --> 01:03:54,980
and needed to go to a to a casual barbecue restaurant,

1800
01:03:54,980 --> 01:03:57,080
like a business casual barbecue restaurant.

1801
01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:00,040
It's like if a reservoir dog retired to book a return.

1802
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:00,680
What was it?

1803
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:03,480
It's like if a reservoir dog retired to book a return, Florida.

1804
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,300
Yeah. Yeah.

1805
01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:09,640
He looks like he's he looks like he's about to go buy some land

1806
01:04:10,340 --> 01:04:13,480
like for ranching or or

1807
01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:17,940
or it looks like he runs a you know, whatever.

1808
01:04:17,940 --> 01:04:19,140
You get the point.

1809
01:04:19,140 --> 01:04:21,500
I enjoy I enjoy all of your breakdown.

1810
01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:23,540
Yeah. Yeah. OK. Well, then cool.

1811
01:04:23,540 --> 01:04:25,240
I'll give you we're going to leave a little early.

1812
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:26,800
What time we're leaving?

1813
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,980
I don't know. Six.

1814
01:04:28,980 --> 01:04:31,040
Sure. You're the one with the show.

1815
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,940
Yeah. Yeah. We're going to leave around six and we're going to get burgers beforehand.

1816
01:04:33,940 --> 01:04:36,500
So that way it can be nice and late, as always.

1817
01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:39,600
OK, great. Then we're going to an hour away.

1818
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,340
And with this, as always, has been Ryan,

1819
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:46,740
you know, there was probably a burger king is gone.

1820
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:47,580
Gone.

1821
01:04:47,580 --> 01:04:51,400
It's been a pleasure to be on the podcast once again.

1822
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:52,840
This is Jesse.

1823
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:54,700
Jesse Ventura. When did he get here?

1824
01:04:54,700 --> 01:04:57,040
I see the body. This is not Bob.

1825
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,180
I think people mistake me for Bob.

1826
01:05:00,540 --> 01:05:02,580
I'm not off the podcast.

1827
01:05:02,580 --> 01:05:04,380
I'm not on a Bob.

1828
01:05:04,380 --> 01:05:07,640
OK, well, I'm glad we ended that on a high note.

1829
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:11,700
Good job following Canon, Ryan.

1830
01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:14,100
All right. Bye. Bye.

1831
01:05:14,100 --> 01:05:17,960
All right. That was the quality of that call.

1832
01:05:18,460 --> 01:05:19,900
I only have two options.

1833
01:05:19,900 --> 01:05:21,140
There's no medium.

1834
01:05:21,140 --> 01:05:23,140
It's like good, good or not good.

1835
01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:24,200
It was in the middle.

1836
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:25,960
A little bit. Are they asking you?

1837
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:27,560
Give me a one to ten. Yeah, I've never been.

1838
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:30,400
I've never been asked about the quote. Who asked you that Facebook?

1839
01:05:30,940 --> 01:05:31,900
Face. Oh, it was a fake.

1840
01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:33,760
It wasn't Facebook Messenger.

1841
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:36,340
Ryan's so weird about how he communicates.

1842
01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:39,000
It's not calling you. He calls on Facebook.

1843
01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:42,260
He's got a different name on Facebook.

1844
01:05:42,260 --> 01:05:46,320
Oh, yeah. And he and he only uses it to communicate.

1845
01:05:47,860 --> 01:05:49,380
Fucking whatever.

1846
01:05:49,380 --> 01:05:52,880
The fun thing to do is to cover your camera and say, dude,

1847
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:55,220
everything looks right on my end and then have him try to figure his shit out

1848
01:05:55,580 --> 01:05:56,680
because he can't see you.

1849
01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:58,420
We don't really video very often.

1850
01:05:58,420 --> 01:06:00,520
We should. We should.

1851
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:02,080
That's the fuck with them.

1852
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:04,680
And that ends our commercial for Facebook video chat.

1853
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:08,260
Yeah, it's a seven for me

1854
01:06:09,860 --> 01:06:10,980
on some days. Yeah.

1855
01:06:10,980 --> 01:06:16,620
So yeah, I mean, look, it's it's a this is a who done it

1856
01:06:16,620 --> 01:06:20,020
like a who's the who's the thing who's the thing.

1857
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:22,620
The thing can like become anything.

1858
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:25,680
Yeah. And it becomes somebody

1859
01:06:26,260 --> 01:06:29,320
and you're trying to figure out who it is before it infects more.

1860
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:31,860
So because it has to learn, though, that's why you get clues,

1861
01:06:31,860 --> 01:06:34,480
because it has to learn how to be whatever it is.

1862
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:40,820
Steve, I guess my question a little bit in this movie is the thing is only one thing.

1863
01:06:42,180 --> 01:06:45,820
But it breaks apart, breaks into two becomes more things.

1864
01:06:45,980 --> 01:06:48,180
But then it kind of morphs back into one thing again.

1865
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:51,120
I don't know. I don't think it's like I think it's supposed to give you

1866
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:53,980
like a hive mind thing that it can separate and come back to you.

1867
01:06:53,980 --> 01:06:57,060
Yeah, because at the end of the very last explode.

1868
01:06:58,460 --> 01:06:59,320
Well, I don't know.

1869
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,520
You can't go in the last explosion thing.

1870
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:04,900
And the amount of power that it was portraying while ripping through the

1871
01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:08,460
four boards was not I mean, he had three at the same time, right?

1872
01:07:08,700 --> 01:07:11,220
Because he picked up the dock.

1873
01:07:11,220 --> 01:07:13,900
He picked up the, you know,

1874
01:07:13,900 --> 01:07:17,200
I don't know, maybe the more time he's the it's the thing,

1875
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,800
the more powerful it gets or the same levels, you know.

1876
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:20,620
Yeah. Well, yeah.

1877
01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:23,920
And as it's absorbing more more multiple people, you get stronger.

1878
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:29,360
So the Norwegians, they they almost got rid of it.

1879
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:32,320
Yeah. Let's face it, Norwegians are weak bastards anyway.

1880
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:35,360
Oh crap. It's hot take from Mike.

1881
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:36,960
No racism on this show.

1882
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:38,720
That includes I'm not sure.

1883
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:41,320
I'm not sure you can be racist against Norwegians.

1884
01:07:42,820 --> 01:07:43,720
They'll find a way.

1885
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:45,860
It's just that was just a bomb.

1886
01:07:45,860 --> 01:07:47,620
Don't do that. Yeah. That's what.

1887
01:07:47,620 --> 01:07:49,160
Don't do what the beep or the.

1888
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:50,960
Yeah. You just got the buzz.

1889
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:53,000
You got buzzed. Be nice to the Norwegians.

1890
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,220
That's a that's a universal shut.

1891
01:07:55,220 --> 01:07:56,300
Yeah. Like no more.

1892
01:07:56,300 --> 01:08:00,500
Make it for the region. Stop Norwegian hate. Yeah.

1893
01:08:00,660 --> 01:08:03,920
But it just feels as though the entire thing wasn't like

1894
01:08:04,420 --> 01:08:09,560
its goal was to obviously continue to replicate and recreate, but survive.

1895
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:11,260
Survive. Yeah, ultimately.

1896
01:08:11,260 --> 01:08:12,860
But it knew it had to.

1897
01:08:12,860 --> 01:08:14,800
I mean, when it was the dog,

1898
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:18,020
it splooged up a version of itself into the roof. Yeah.

1899
01:08:18,020 --> 01:08:19,760
And that was the one that got away, right?

1900
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:22,260
Well, they torched the the weird dog one. Yeah.

1901
01:08:22,900 --> 01:08:25,160
Is the thing rusty in the beginning?

1902
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:26,700
Like it's trying to learn personalities.

1903
01:08:26,700 --> 01:08:29,200
It doesn't get too good because like it.

1904
01:08:29,420 --> 01:08:33,600
So it may it might not have gotten far enough in the process

1905
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:37,400
if it was still a dog or maybe wasn't very good at being a dog.

1906
01:08:37,420 --> 01:08:40,160
Maybe it was a human at one point with the Norwegians.

1907
01:08:41,260 --> 01:08:42,920
I mean, we have to think at one point it was a dog

1908
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:46,560
and also the curly head we do at the same time. Yes.

1909
01:08:46,860 --> 01:08:51,560
Well, it was the Norwegian that was what they brought back in the helicopter.

1910
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:54,360
And I thought it was funny that they brought it back in the helicopter

1911
01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:58,060
and they put it on a table and it's like smoking like it is just smoking.

1912
01:08:58,060 --> 01:08:59,660
Yeah. I thought I did.

1913
01:08:59,660 --> 01:09:01,740
I was like, why is it still smoking?

1914
01:09:01,740 --> 01:09:03,500
They brought back. So it was still alive.

1915
01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:04,400
That was the one they brought back.

1916
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:06,700
They brought it back a second to the thing. Yeah.

1917
01:09:06,860 --> 01:09:08,340
From the it was dead.

1918
01:09:08,340 --> 01:09:10,500
I think that one was dead. Allegedly sort of.

1919
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:11,500
No, but then it started.

1920
01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:14,040
Didn't it then start moving underneath the fucking bag?

1921
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:15,560
I think so.

1922
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:19,040
I think after a whole concept in the beginning, and that's why I was stealing

1923
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:22,240
and stalling about sludge and stuff because they found it in it.

1924
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:25,540
In the all their shit was open at the Norwegians place.

1925
01:09:25,540 --> 01:09:26,440
It was all frozen in there.

1926
01:09:26,440 --> 01:09:29,160
Remember that even the blood dripping down from the guy's wrist was.

1927
01:09:29,460 --> 01:09:31,840
That was a cool, really neat, really neat.

1928
01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:36,440
What a cool like how cold is it to be for your blood to freeze as it's as it's

1929
01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:37,560
as you're like a claw bar.

1930
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,060
Look in the drip. It was kind of sad.

1931
01:09:39,060 --> 01:09:41,840
And yet they weren't quite dressed for that weather the entire.

1932
01:09:43,340 --> 01:09:44,740
I felt like they were a light jacket.

1933
01:09:44,740 --> 01:09:46,600
I felt like they were most sweating on set.

1934
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:50,800
I don't know. At one point, the guy says it's going to be negative 100 later.

1935
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,540
I'm like, what?

1936
01:09:52,540 --> 01:09:54,300
Yeah, that's negative 100.

1937
01:09:54,300 --> 01:09:56,560
What? It can't be negative 100 Fahrenheit.

1938
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:57,940
No, Celsius.

1939
01:09:57,940 --> 01:09:59,140
Usually they would use Celsius.

1940
01:09:59,140 --> 01:10:00,340
Mostly in another country.

1941
01:10:00,340 --> 01:10:02,160
Even is that that's extremely cold?

1942
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:03,560
60. Yes. No.

1943
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:04,240
Pretty close.

1944
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:05,560
No. In Fahrenheit.

1945
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:06,960
Yeah. Yeah.

1946
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:09,640
How the fuck is something getting to negative 160?

1947
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:12,800
The Antarctic is a movie.

1948
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:13,740
That's the right temperature.

1949
01:10:13,740 --> 01:10:14,440
Yeah. Pretty.

1950
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:16,440
I know this is not honestly.

1951
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:17,200
I don't know.

1952
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:18,760
But I'm pretty sure it's below.

1953
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:19,960
And he's Googling.

1954
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:21,360
Antarctic temperatures.

1955
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:25,600
How Antarctic is cold is it?

1956
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,360
Well, I mean, it's probably not.

1957
01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:28,960
We'll see.

1958
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:31,000
Let's find out in the winter.

1959
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:32,600
Just negative 45.

1960
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:34,140
So negative 46.

1961
01:10:34,140 --> 01:10:36,360
That's that's average.

1962
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:39,600
But it gets as low as for the average.

1963
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:41,800
No, that's still the average because of global warming.

1964
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:43,500
We got to remember this is 1972.

1965
01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:45,660
The world was not as warm back then.

1966
01:10:45,660 --> 01:10:47,300
Oh, yeah, for sure.

1967
01:10:47,300 --> 01:10:48,960
Yeah. This was even colder.

1968
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:51,200
Antarctica is much warmer than it was.

1969
01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:53,640
Antarctic is like cold extreme.

1970
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:56,160
Antarctica. Coldest.

1971
01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:58,800
Yeah. Very cold.

1972
01:11:00,060 --> 01:11:02,640
Negative eighty nine point six.

1973
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:03,700
And then integrate.

1974
01:11:03,700 --> 01:11:04,660
Yeah. So it's negative.

1975
01:11:04,660 --> 01:11:05,760
Three. Yeah.

1976
01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:07,200
OK. Yeah. So it's pretty.

1977
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:09,100
Yeah. Yeah.

1978
01:11:09,100 --> 01:11:11,460
So it's 11 degrees Celsius.

1979
01:11:11,460 --> 01:11:15,440
So they're being a little bit exaggerating by saying like it's kind of.

1980
01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:17,000
You're right. Maybe there's bullshit.

1981
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:17,560
It's like.

1982
01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:20,100
I'm glad we did. I'm glad we figured out that giant plot.

1983
01:11:20,100 --> 01:11:22,400
Oh, yeah.

1984
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:24,360
That 11 degree plot.

1985
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:27,700
Yeah. We don't give a shit about your time.

1986
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:31,440
Thank you for listening.

1987
01:11:31,440 --> 01:11:33,400
But yeah. So cool.

1988
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:37,400
They were being a little hyperbolic, but they you know, but it was very cold.

1989
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:38,960
We got negative 100 later.

1990
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:40,840
Yeah. OK. Probably in the 70s, bro.

1991
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:46,640
Yeah. I like that he destroys a government computer, probably worth thousands of dollars.

1992
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:48,360
Oh, yeah. Because of the chess game.

1993
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:50,340
Yeah. Actually, that's the thing.

1994
01:11:50,340 --> 01:11:54,600
That's the only thing I actually wrote about this movie is why is this crazy dude just destroying shit?

1995
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:56,000
I lost a chess game.

1996
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,740
Oh, tricky. We had an idea.

1997
01:11:57,740 --> 01:12:01,840
We didn't follow through on it, but everyone drinks heavily in this movie.

1998
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:02,960
Yeah. It's Antarctic.

1999
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:05,560
Except maybe the thing.

2000
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:09,140
Yeah, we thought that maybe the thing was so we didn't we didn't follow through on this.

2001
01:12:09,140 --> 01:12:12,440
But like we didn't check to see a curly head guy or if when the other guy

2002
01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:15,160
and they were drinking, if they stopped drinking.

2003
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:18,640
Because everybody is handed drinks.

2004
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:20,560
Wasn't the wasn't the old guy?

2005
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:22,600
What? Didn't he end up being the thing?

2006
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:23,860
He did eventually. Yeah.

2007
01:12:23,860 --> 01:12:25,560
The diabetes guy. Yeah.

2008
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:32,200
So Wilford Brimley bottle still the right amount of vodka left on the table.

2009
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:33,760
Right. Well, that's a deep cut.

2010
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:35,940
I don't know. Yeah.

2011
01:12:35,940 --> 01:12:39,940
So well, that's what you know, that's we had that we had the we noticed how much was in it

2012
01:12:39,940 --> 01:12:41,460
when it was given to go back and check.

2013
01:12:41,460 --> 01:12:43,540
No, no. So I'd be worth the late comments.

2014
01:12:43,540 --> 01:12:45,260
Let us know. Yeah.

2015
01:12:45,260 --> 01:12:46,600
We're listening.

2016
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:48,260
Comments in your head. Let us know.

2017
01:12:48,260 --> 01:12:51,340
Does the thing not drink alcohol?

2018
01:12:51,340 --> 01:12:54,660
Yeah, exactly. So organic.

2019
01:12:54,660 --> 01:12:56,800
Well, I probably couldn't because of the flame thing.

2020
01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:59,500
You would think if it's based on something, they got to burn it.

2021
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:02,860
Yeah. Yeah.

2022
01:13:02,860 --> 01:13:05,760
Inflammable means flammable.

2023
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:07,660
It doesn't want to have a bunch of alcohol.

2024
01:13:07,660 --> 01:13:08,860
Yeah. Yeah.

2025
01:13:08,860 --> 01:13:12,040
This movie was well acted.

2026
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:14,760
It was the the body go.

2027
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:17,500
The horror is grotesque.

2028
01:13:17,500 --> 01:13:20,100
Like there's not a lot of it, but it is grotesque.

2029
01:13:20,100 --> 01:13:22,900
When you're just like staring at it when it's there.

2030
01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:24,960
You're like, right. I'm out.

2031
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:26,460
It gets right up in your face.

2032
01:13:26,460 --> 01:13:30,140
Sometimes just a nightmare fuel.

2033
01:13:30,140 --> 01:13:32,940
Well, even though even though it's old and you can tell it's cold,

2034
01:13:32,940 --> 01:13:35,500
it still gives you the creeps.

2035
01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:37,440
You know, it's still a good job.

2036
01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:40,860
I think the dogs helped with that so much because like my wife was so freaked out

2037
01:13:40,860 --> 01:13:43,940
by the dogs, I felt bad for the like when the dog's head did the thing

2038
01:13:43,940 --> 01:13:46,140
and when the dogs got killed.

2039
01:13:46,140 --> 01:13:47,700
Yeah. Yeah.

2040
01:13:47,700 --> 01:13:50,500
Oh, that was such a fucked up scene.

2041
01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:53,700
Yeah. That's not naturally in that scene was like really like, what the fuck?

2042
01:13:53,700 --> 01:13:56,540
Yeah. And it's a that wasn't dog.

2043
01:13:56,540 --> 01:13:58,460
I wasn't acting. That was not dog.

2044
01:13:58,460 --> 01:13:59,940
I was pure reaction.

2045
01:13:59,940 --> 01:14:03,100
I don't I don't think it says at the end of the movie, no dogs were harmed

2046
01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:04,660
in the making of this movie.

2047
01:14:04,660 --> 01:14:06,100
We didn't we stopped right then.

2048
01:14:06,100 --> 01:14:07,900
They were they were legally required to.

2049
01:14:07,900 --> 01:14:09,960
Yeah, they might not have.

2050
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:12,360
But that might have been why they started doing that.

2051
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,560
Yeah. This movie was a movie.

2052
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:16,840
They didn't they didn't use Milo and Otis as an example.

2053
01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:18,500
You know what I mean? They

2054
01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:20,160
last I haven't seen that.

2055
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:23,040
That's too too classic for me.

2056
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:26,160
Supposedly they killed like over 150 cats making that movie.

2057
01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:29,540
Did they fucking just tabby after tabby after.

2058
01:14:29,540 --> 01:14:32,560
Or the fly off a cliff.

2059
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:35,000
Whatever you wait, what's it called?

2060
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:37,700
Milo and Otis.

2061
01:14:37,700 --> 01:14:40,300
No fucking way.

2062
01:14:40,300 --> 01:14:41,260
Those Milo's.

2063
01:14:41,260 --> 01:14:44,800
Yeah. The Adventures of Milo and Otis Wikipedia.

2064
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:48,900
It's Japanese adventure comedy film about two animals.

2065
01:14:48,900 --> 01:14:53,860
Milo and no, this is not real.

2066
01:14:54,140 --> 01:14:55,460
This is definitely real.

2067
01:14:55,460 --> 01:14:57,260
This is it's shot over the year.

2068
01:14:57,260 --> 01:14:59,200
Four years reception.

2069
01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:01,540
OK, animal welfare allegations.

2070
01:15:01,540 --> 01:15:04,400
When it was released, some animal welfare organizations

2071
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:08,040
alleged that a number of complaints from people have seen the film were concerned

2072
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:10,400
that it was made with that, not without cruelty.

2073
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:16,440
I had no idea it was a Japanese movie.

2074
01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:20,000
OK, doesn't give us numbers, but yeah, well, it's hard to tell from the dubbing.

2075
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,200
You know what I mean? There's not a lot of yeah.

2076
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:23,900
The animal dubbing. Yeah, you can't tell.

2077
01:15:23,900 --> 01:15:26,660
But good God, this is what you see.

2078
01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:29,200
This movie is not the this is like a yeah.

2079
01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:32,740
So look up like Milo and Otis English English, I guess.

2080
01:15:32,740 --> 01:15:35,240
Oh, is this not the right thing?

2081
01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:37,040
I mean, it's called the Adventures of Milo.

2082
01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:39,480
Yeah, that's the one.

2083
01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:42,420
A remake, probably a.

2084
01:15:42,420 --> 01:15:43,540
Oh, OK.

2085
01:15:43,540 --> 01:15:45,780
Look at this. I've been Milo and Otis.

2086
01:15:45,780 --> 01:15:47,480
Oh, it was a movie.

2087
01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:49,780
Animal deaths, I guess would be.

2088
01:15:49,780 --> 01:15:51,540
Where are we going with this?

2089
01:15:51,540 --> 01:15:53,080
You I just I mentioned it.

2090
01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:54,220
Yeah, you had to look at it.

2091
01:15:54,220 --> 01:15:56,540
Actually, literally the next animal animal.

2092
01:15:56,540 --> 01:15:58,040
Yeah, OK.

2093
01:15:58,040 --> 01:15:59,480
It's on snows. People snows.

2094
01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:03,680
You got a snows. Yeah, about 30 kittens or 30.

2095
01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:06,920
I was a little off my number, but shooting of deliberately.

2096
01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:08,380
Do you suppose that's true?

2097
01:16:08,380 --> 01:16:09,780
They were killed deliberately.

2098
01:16:09,780 --> 01:16:11,640
Go to the snow. We read the Wikipedia.

2099
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:12,920
It was unfounded.

2100
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:16,080
See in Hatton and Hannibal Holocaust gets a bad rap.

2101
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:18,180
They only killed four animals in that movie.

2102
01:16:18,180 --> 01:16:21,180
You know, they only killed four.

2103
01:16:21,180 --> 01:16:23,820
Oh, a snuff film for kids.

2104
01:16:23,820 --> 01:16:25,480
That's the description.

2105
01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:28,240
Oh, God.

2106
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:29,880
It's a great movie.

2107
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:34,240
Tragic filming before tragic.

2108
01:16:34,240 --> 01:16:38,040
When you find out 30 kids have to separate the art from the artist.

2109
01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:40,580
And he always.

2110
01:16:40,980 --> 01:16:42,580
That is pretty brutal.

2111
01:16:42,580 --> 01:16:44,320
You know, you love that, Albert, growing up.

2112
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:46,120
Yeah, exactly.

2113
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:47,620
Yeah.

2114
01:16:47,620 --> 01:16:49,520
Bill Cosby, Bill Cosby painted up the paint.

2115
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:50,340
Is it OK?

2116
01:16:50,340 --> 01:16:51,840
Is it OK to watch that, Albert?

2117
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:53,020
Now? I don't know.

2118
01:16:53,020 --> 01:16:54,020
That's like fat shaming.

2119
01:16:54,020 --> 01:16:55,540
Yeah, it's all about that movie.

2120
01:16:55,540 --> 01:16:56,840
Also, Bill Cosby.

2121
01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:59,240
That's why I said you got to separate the art from the artist.

2122
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,540
There's a lot of problems with it.

2123
01:17:00,540 --> 01:17:01,380
I don't know.

2124
01:17:01,380 --> 01:17:02,940
Can you separate the art from the artist?

2125
01:17:02,940 --> 01:17:04,220
Yeah, it's real sleeper.

2126
01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:06,340
I can and I can't sometimes.

2127
01:17:06,340 --> 01:17:09,920
So it's like sometimes an artist's personality just annoys me so much

2128
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:12,240
that I don't want to watch them in movies. Michael Jackson.

2129
01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:14,440
Is that one for you?

2130
01:17:14,440 --> 01:17:15,720
No, music. I'm saying that.

2131
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:17,720
Can you separate the art from the artist?

2132
01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:19,520
Oh, I don't know. I think an example.

2133
01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:20,820
I'm not. Well, he was in the way.

2134
01:17:20,820 --> 01:17:21,920
Jackson fan.

2135
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:23,880
But you can't.

2136
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:25,740
If the music comes on, you don't go turn that off.

2137
01:17:25,740 --> 01:17:28,180
That's Michael Jackson. We know Michael Jackson.

2138
01:17:28,180 --> 01:17:30,540
I know that he was some better than others.

2139
01:17:30,540 --> 01:17:33,240
Alleged stuff. Right. Never know.

2140
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:35,620
O.J. Simpson. Just those kids.

2141
01:17:35,620 --> 01:17:37,980
Yeah. Probably watch roots again.

2142
01:17:37,980 --> 01:17:41,040
Because I know he's a one of football fans, but I'm not a big football guy.

2143
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:42,440
So I'm not going to watch highlights.

2144
01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:43,820
Yeah. Oh, so fun thing about roots.

2145
01:17:43,820 --> 01:17:45,820
I'm going to go with Jesse Tangent. You ready for roots?

2146
01:17:45,820 --> 01:17:46,940
This is a fun roots thing.

2147
01:17:46,940 --> 01:17:51,320
I was dating a gal who was like 26, 20, 24.

2148
01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:54,940
And I mentioned Lamar Burton

2149
01:17:54,940 --> 01:17:58,640
or whatever from Roots as reading Rainbow

2150
01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:02,560
because she said she watched Roots and she didn't know who he was.

2151
01:18:02,560 --> 01:18:06,500
And I realized that she watched the new version of the roots

2152
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:10,260
that came out in like 2011, not the 1970s version.

2153
01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:13,200
And I felt a little she on the new route.

2154
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:14,640
She's on that new route.

2155
01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:16,040
That new dude. Yeah. Yeah.

2156
01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:19,260
So that's when I that was awkward when I realized like, oh, yeah,

2157
01:18:19,260 --> 01:18:21,360
that's all right. I didn't even know they made a new bridge in a gap.

2158
01:18:21,660 --> 01:18:22,840
They did. They did.

2159
01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:24,440
Why? It's a perfect show.

2160
01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:25,240
Could we? Yeah. You know what?

2161
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:28,300
I had this conversation with my this is actually some we could talk about right

2162
01:18:28,300 --> 01:18:31,600
now. Perfect timing in the middle of this movie. Right.

2163
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:32,440
It's a perfect idea.

2164
01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:34,360
But I had this conversation with my friend yesterday.

2165
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:37,200
He told me that next year.

2166
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:38,360
Would you mind?

2167
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:39,940
I'm sorry. Thank you.

2168
01:18:39,940 --> 01:18:43,100
He told me that next year was, OK, unrelated.

2169
01:18:43,100 --> 01:18:46,340
I'm tangiting my own team.

2170
01:18:46,340 --> 01:18:48,500
We were talking about remakes or whatever.

2171
01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:50,000
We were whether to remake it, right.

2172
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:52,760
Reboots, whatever. Right.

2173
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:55,960
Oh, we were talking about Marvel movies specifically because he thought that I

2174
01:18:55,960 --> 01:19:00,740
was having superhero fatigue, which sure, like I think we all do somewhat.

2175
01:19:00,740 --> 01:19:03,300
Right. Yeah. I don't necessarily jump on every

2176
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,860
Marvel movie that comes out immediately.

2177
01:19:05,860 --> 01:19:10,140
I usually wait for streaming now and I enjoy it at home at my leisure.

2178
01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:12,300
Right. I don't go to the theaters and whatever.

2179
01:19:12,300 --> 01:19:14,860
But but you still don't hate them like a lot of these people.

2180
01:19:14,860 --> 01:19:17,300
So I so I don't hate any more.

2181
01:19:17,300 --> 01:19:19,260
Right. Any Marvel anything? Right.

2182
01:19:20,100 --> 01:19:21,860
Movie or show or whatever.

2183
01:19:21,860 --> 01:19:23,640
It's just some I like more than others.

2184
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:26,000
Sure. Anyway.

2185
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,940
But then he says, but so he thought I was having, you know, superhero fatigue.

2186
01:19:28,940 --> 01:19:30,400
But I I'm the opposite.

2187
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:35,640
I want to live in a world where constantly there's reboots and remakes.

2188
01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:39,900
I am down for another trilogy of Back to the Future starring different people.

2189
01:19:40,260 --> 01:19:41,940
Because here's the thing.

2190
01:19:41,940 --> 01:19:43,500
We have the originals.

2191
01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:45,360
They exist at any point in time.

2192
01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:50,000
You can watch the originals, enjoy perfect movies and move on with your day.

2193
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:52,640
But why not have.

2194
01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:56,440
Twenty different variations of it, so it doesn't bother you when they screw them up either.

2195
01:19:56,440 --> 01:20:00,400
No. OK. Because sometimes I think out of all those screw ups, you'll get something gold.

2196
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:03,680
Sure. They're going to be good and bad in anything you do. So there's what?

2197
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:09,100
Yes. There's always going to be good or bad.

2198
01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:10,600
It doesn't matter. Remake or not.

2199
01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:12,680
I haven't seen the ten Fast and the Furious movies.

2200
01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:15,040
I've watched the first three. Right.

2201
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:19,200
But I'm sure I want them to make 20 more

2202
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:22,400
because I know that there's fans right now of Fast and Furious

2203
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,800
that love them every single movie. Right.

2204
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:26,800
There's what? Ten Mission Impossible's.

2205
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:31,600
I stopped watching after maybe like three, you know, and I'm sure that those are my parents.

2206
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:33,800
Love those. They look forward to them every year.

2207
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:37,080
Everyone just leaving.

2208
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:38,640
After. Oh, sure.

2209
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:41,000
I didn't watch the one with Philip Seymour Hoffman.

2210
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,480
I stopped after four and then watched like seven randomly.

2211
01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:45,080
It was good. You know, it's fine.

2212
01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:46,480
It's but that's the way I feel.

2213
01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:48,200
That's like whatever. Keep going. Who cares?

2214
01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:51,400
Right. Some people are going to introduce my parents.

2215
01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:55,480
Love the mission because they grew up on the show back in the day.

2216
01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:59,800
And oh, there's some gnarly stuff.

2217
01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:02,600
I like it, too, because I like seeing the stuff.

2218
01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:05,400
Yeah, I like seeing the next Mission Impossible stunt.

2219
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:11,400
Yeah, he might even do them like, yeah, you can see those outside of seeing the movies.

2220
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:15,480
A lot of times I watched like we've all seen that jump he did for this last one.

2221
01:21:15,480 --> 01:21:18,400
That was epic. Yeah.

2222
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,400
Tom. Yeah. Oh, was it from the building?

2223
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:24,000
The building? No, this is a jump off a ramp out in the middle of nowhere.

2224
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,680
And it's crazy.

2225
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:28,800
You should you should do Tom Cruise Canyon motorcycle jump.

2226
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:30,400
It'll blow your mind. All right.

2227
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:32,400
If you've never seen it, it's an amazing.

2228
01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:40,000
The most 80 watches YouTube episode of fucking Tom Cruise.

2229
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:42,600
Is it? Go down one motorcycle motorcycles right there.

2230
01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:45,400
Yeah. All right. Because it's listening to us.

2231
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:48,400
Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah.

2232
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:51,800
It's amazing. Oh, whoa.

2233
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:55,200
They say this job, it's it's it's insane.

2234
01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:56,800
So I'm looking at a giant rib.

2235
01:21:56,800 --> 01:22:00,600
He did this stunt, though, without.

2236
01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:02,400
Not a stuntman.

2237
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:05,280
And this is why this makes sense, because it's still the Norway.

2238
01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:08,040
Yeah. Yes. Non tangents.

2239
01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:13,240
I mean, is this you have to respect him for his.

2240
01:22:13,240 --> 01:22:15,240
But it just it just looks like he's.

2241
01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:18,240
Oh, no, you haven't seen the job. You haven't seen the job.

2242
01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:20,240
All these experts.

2243
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:21,240
That's some other.

2244
01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:23,240
OK, I'm going to skip forward to the job.

2245
01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:24,240
Yeah.

2246
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:26,240
I are jumping out of the helicopter.

2247
01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:27,240
He's going to chase me.

2248
01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:28,240
That's where he's going to be.

2249
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:30,240
Look where he gets most popular on the thing.

2250
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:31,240
Yeah.

2251
01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:32,240
Yeah.

2252
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:33,240
OK.

2253
01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:38,240
Thank you, you two, for the most replay.

2254
01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:41,240
Yeah. They get to the point wave.

2255
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:45,240
You got a drone over him.

2256
01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:51,240
Fucking insane stunt.

2257
01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:59,240
You know, he pulled the line.

2258
01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:04,240
He pulled the first time.

2259
01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:05,240
Yeah.

2260
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:07,240
Oh, man.

2261
01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:10,240
Oh, look, the directors are so relieved they didn't kill.

2262
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:12,240
Oh, we didn't kill Tom.

2263
01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:14,240
They're the only ones.

2264
01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:15,240
The science.

2265
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:16,240
The science.

2266
01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:19,240
This would be so bad.

2267
01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:22,240
All right, listen, they get somebody to sit in front of shit on the stunt.

2268
01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:27,240
But have you ever seen like wingsuit people jump?

2269
01:23:27,240 --> 01:23:30,240
Oh, yeah, but they're not just actors, Tom Cruise.

2270
01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:31,240
They practice that their whole life.

2271
01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:33,240
This is not the same.

2272
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:40,240
I don't think this is as impressive as holding onto the side of a plane with suction cups or climbing up the burst cleave.

2273
01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:42,240
Those are way more impressive.

2274
01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:44,240
This is also because you would skydive.

2275
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:45,240
I would not.

2276
01:23:45,240 --> 01:23:46,240
I have skydived.

2277
01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:47,240
Yeah, I will not skydive.

2278
01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:50,240
I would tandem, but I want to go solo.

2279
01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:53,240
But so you could do the first pull cord when it doesn't go.

2280
01:23:53,240 --> 01:24:00,240
Yeah, that first time was cool.

2281
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:08,240
He wasn't able to pull off a sexy face with the wind and like rippling everything.

2282
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:14,240
Yeah, I mean, this is it's cool.

2283
01:24:14,240 --> 01:24:15,240
I mean, I would.

2284
01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:22,240
The thing is, I would do I would want to do this if they offered this as an experience to ride a motorcycle off a ramp.

2285
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:23,240
And then parachute on.

2286
01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:26,240
Andy, can you even ride a bike?

2287
01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:28,240
Of course I can ride a bike.

2288
01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:29,240
I don't know.

2289
01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:30,240
I'm a wait.

2290
01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:31,240
Let's ask you.

2291
01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:33,240
Can he ride a bike?

2292
01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:34,240
I've never seen him.

2293
01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:35,240
I do.

2294
01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:36,240
You've never seen him.

2295
01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:37,240
You don't know how long.

2296
01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:40,240
I mean, I've known him a while since what age?

2297
01:24:40,240 --> 01:24:41,240
At least high school.

2298
01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:42,240
High school.

2299
01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:48,240
So in high school, since high school, have you been on a bike since high school, since junior high?

2300
01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:50,240
Yeah, just go to the gym.

2301
01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:52,240
You're saying yes was such a big.

2302
01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:54,240
Yeah, sure.

2303
01:24:54,240 --> 01:24:59,240
I was on a bike once in Madagascar.

2304
01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:02,240
Are you trying to win an election, Mike?

2305
01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:04,240
Because what's with these attack ads right now?

2306
01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:06,240
Just out of fucking nowhere.

2307
01:25:06,240 --> 01:25:09,240
It's just you even know how to ride a bike.

2308
01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:13,240
Are you upset at Mike from going off a subject?

2309
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:15,240
So back to the thing.

2310
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:17,240
Back to the movie.

2311
01:25:17,240 --> 01:25:19,240
Basically, we get it.

2312
01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:22,240
It was let's let's let's get our general impressions and we'll rate this thing.

2313
01:25:22,240 --> 01:25:26,240
Yeah, it's probably our least in depth review, but everyone's seen the thing.

2314
01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:28,240
We some of us have it.

2315
01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:29,240
It was my first time.

2316
01:25:29,240 --> 01:25:30,240
It's my first time.

2317
01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:31,240
Yeah.

2318
01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:34,240
So anyway, I let's get started with you, Sean.

2319
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:37,240
Just a quick synopsis of how I felt about it.

2320
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:38,240
Yeah.

2321
01:25:38,240 --> 01:25:39,240
And then you're out of the way.

2322
01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:42,240
The ratings because they the ratings, they want to be CD.

2323
01:25:42,240 --> 01:25:43,240
Oh, yeah.

2324
01:25:43,240 --> 01:25:45,240
T. Well, no, no.

2325
01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:46,240
How do the ratings work?

2326
01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:48,240
She wanted to know how the ratings work.

2327
01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:51,240
So we start with B, which is, you know, pretty good.

2328
01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:53,240
It's better than most.

2329
01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:55,240
Second place is a B plus.

2330
01:25:55,240 --> 01:25:59,240
And then we got that we got C.

2331
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:02,240
And then we got B minus B minus.

2332
01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:05,240
So we got to before you bounced, I wanted to get B minus.

2333
01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:11,240
OK, the overall feeling of the movie, I was actually I enjoyed it very much.

2334
01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:14,240
It was it wasn't that slow.

2335
01:26:14,240 --> 01:26:15,240
It kept it going.

2336
01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:19,240
I think that realistically, this entire scene was only like filmed in one area,

2337
01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:24,240
you know, aside from the offshoot of the spaceship UFO stuff.

2338
01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:27,240
But in general, I like just it was just well compacted.

2339
01:26:27,240 --> 01:26:31,240
And it definitely didn't lead you to believe that there are aliens still exist,

2340
01:26:31,240 --> 01:26:33,240
but kind of did it again.

2341
01:26:33,240 --> 01:26:34,240
Are you the alien?

2342
01:26:34,240 --> 01:26:35,240
Are you the alien?

2343
01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:36,240
One man ever known.

2344
01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:37,240
Have a drink.

2345
01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:42,240
That ending that ending where they're just sitting there, the two of them.

2346
01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:43,240
Right.

2347
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:45,240
And I was like, maybe even they just wait this out.

2348
01:26:45,240 --> 01:26:48,240
Yeah, because well, there's no way they knew they were going to die.

2349
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:50,240
I mean, it's just the way to die.

2350
01:26:50,240 --> 01:26:56,240
OK, because because when the thing about it, you know, yeah,

2351
01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:59,240
the thing about it, the thing about the thing is, yeah,

2352
01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:03,240
at least it's easier to Google than it.

2353
01:27:03,240 --> 01:27:04,240
Google it.

2354
01:27:04,240 --> 01:27:05,240
You're trying to find out.

2355
01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:06,240
Have you watched it?

2356
01:27:06,240 --> 01:27:07,240
Watch what?

2357
01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:08,240
Exactly.

2358
01:27:08,240 --> 01:27:09,240
You know, the thing.

2359
01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:10,240
Throw.

2360
01:27:10,240 --> 01:27:11,240
I've seen the thing.

2361
01:27:11,240 --> 01:27:13,240
I love sketch there.

2362
01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:14,240
A little bit.

2363
01:27:14,240 --> 01:27:15,240
Yeah.

2364
01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:20,240
But anyway, I get that ending was fucking brutal because like they're going to die.

2365
01:27:20,240 --> 01:27:21,240
Yeah, they know they're going to die.

2366
01:27:21,240 --> 01:27:22,240
They're just waiting.

2367
01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:23,240
Wait, did I?

2368
01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:24,240
Yeah.

2369
01:27:24,240 --> 01:27:26,240
Do you hear?

2370
01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:28,240
Yeah, I thought maybe it was a cat.

2371
01:27:28,240 --> 01:27:29,240
That's good.

2372
01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:30,240
Well, that bedroom door open and shut.

2373
01:27:30,240 --> 01:27:32,240
And I just wasn't sure.

2374
01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:34,240
It did sound a little bit like hitting dying.

2375
01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:36,240
No, I can see the children from your window.

2376
01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:37,240
Milo.

2377
01:27:37,240 --> 01:27:41,240
You can see the children from your window.

2378
01:27:41,240 --> 01:27:44,240
Not sound right.

2379
01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:46,240
There's not children on the golf course.

2380
01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:47,240
There is one.

2381
01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:50,240
There is one blind that's a little more yellow than the rest of the blinds.

2382
01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:51,240
Yellowed.

2383
01:27:51,240 --> 01:27:52,240
It's yellowed.

2384
01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:53,240
Why?

2385
01:27:53,240 --> 01:27:56,240
Perhaps from like finger grease or something, just from hearing the children through the

2386
01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:57,240
blinds.

2387
01:27:57,240 --> 01:27:59,240
No, wait, you guys are making it sound like I'm a playground.

2388
01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:02,240
So it's a golf course and it's typically old people anywhere.

2389
01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:04,240
It could be a playground if you're brave enough.

2390
01:28:04,240 --> 01:28:06,240
Yeah, I think I think my neighbor, it's veterans day.

2391
01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:11,240
My neighbors are, you know, having people stop making me sound like a pervert.

2392
01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:15,240
Your neighbor would be so defensive about being a pervert.

2393
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:19,240
I always get defensive about pretty much any attack.

2394
01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:22,240
Yeah, someone did just run into the house.

2395
01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:24,240
Just move.

2396
01:28:24,240 --> 01:28:27,240
Just toss or are they calling to get out of one of your rooms?

2397
01:28:27,240 --> 01:28:30,240
Yeah, she just checked out the murder room.

2398
01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:33,240
I mean, yeah, did you see the puppet?

2399
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:34,240
And she can keep a secret.

2400
01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:35,240
What grade?

2401
01:28:35,240 --> 01:28:38,240
So yeah, I didn't actually give it a grade.

2402
01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:43,240
Yeah, I would agree with T. B minus is just a really good solid grade for that.

2403
01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:44,240
That's where I'm at to be minus.

2404
01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:52,240
Well, like I said, it was a strange watching experience because I felt like I was watching a sequel, even though it was like way before all that.

2405
01:28:52,240 --> 01:28:56,240
But because I hadn't seen it and it's but it's very well done.

2406
01:28:56,240 --> 01:29:01,240
I mean, there's no there's you just can't tear the movie down like anything like that.

2407
01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:02,240
It's just enjoyment wise.

2408
01:29:02,240 --> 01:29:05,240
I was like, oh, I've seen this before. It's great. You know, whatever.

2409
01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:06,240
It's good movie. Well made.

2410
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:07,240
B minus.

2411
01:29:07,240 --> 01:29:08,240
B minus also.

2412
01:29:08,240 --> 01:29:10,240
He said B minus and you said B, Sean.

2413
01:29:10,240 --> 01:29:12,240
Sean, you said B minus.

2414
01:29:12,240 --> 01:29:13,240
You're all on B minus.

2415
01:29:13,240 --> 01:29:15,240
I enjoyed it.

2416
01:29:15,240 --> 01:29:18,240
I mean, turn only maybe it still holds up for you.

2417
01:29:18,240 --> 01:29:24,240
Some parts were kind of silly because it's over, but at the same time, it still had the creep factor.

2418
01:29:24,240 --> 01:29:25,240
So it still got its point across.

2419
01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:27,240
So I'd give it a B.

2420
01:29:27,240 --> 01:29:28,240
Oh, it's all a B.

2421
01:29:28,240 --> 01:29:29,240
Yeah, it's all a B.

2422
01:29:29,240 --> 01:29:30,240
There was a fainting.

2423
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:33,240
There was one scene where like they were all it was we had to replay.

2424
01:29:33,240 --> 01:29:36,240
It was so funny. But there was like it was when the doctor went mad.

2425
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:39,240
The doctor went mad and they were all restrained from diabetes.

2426
01:29:39,240 --> 01:29:40,240
Yeah, diabetes.

2427
01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:42,240
So they were straining him, right? His feet were tingling.

2428
01:29:42,240 --> 01:29:46,240
I think two of the actors just sort of I didn't know.

2429
01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:50,240
I probably they didn't know what they were doing, but they just sort of like fainted away.

2430
01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:54,240
Like, oh, like at one point like a soap opera at Windows.

2431
01:29:54,240 --> 01:29:57,240
He's against the wall and he has the most overacted.

2432
01:29:57,240 --> 01:30:02,240
Like I'm falling into a concussion, like eyes rolling to the back of his head kind of thing.

2433
01:30:02,240 --> 01:30:07,240
And then one of the other guys just goes like sort of fades off.

2434
01:30:07,240 --> 01:30:08,240
It's so silly.

2435
01:30:08,240 --> 01:30:10,240
With the back of his hand on his head.

2436
01:30:10,240 --> 01:30:12,240
Yeah. Did what are you going to give this?

2437
01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:15,240
Solid B. Solid B.

2438
01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:23,240
I think I'm going to go with B plus because I really liked the I didn't know that was an option.

2439
01:30:23,240 --> 01:30:27,240
Yeah, it's the highest rating people.

2440
01:30:27,240 --> 01:30:31,240
I really liked the best movie he ever saw.

2441
01:30:31,240 --> 01:30:34,240
What B plus would be like the best movie you ever saw.

2442
01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:35,240
Yeah, one of those.

2443
01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:40,240
If I break anything else, it'd be plus than I put it up there as a not big horror fan.

2444
01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:41,240
You like that a lot?

2445
01:30:41,240 --> 01:30:43,240
I like I think horror.

2446
01:30:43,240 --> 01:30:46,240
It takes a lot to scare me in a movie.

2447
01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:50,240
Yeah, well, I said I didn't get scared by this movie was horror.

2448
01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:57,240
I know it's the genre of horror, but it's more that sci fi horror that you would not show this to kids because they would know.

2449
01:30:57,240 --> 01:31:00,240
I would let my kids see this movie.

2450
01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:02,240
My granddaughter was a cartoon.

2451
01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:04,240
I mean, there's puppets.

2452
01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:08,240
My granddaughter would watch this movie with me and not be scared.

2453
01:31:08,240 --> 01:31:09,240
She's 10.

2454
01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:10,240
She'd pick it apart.

2455
01:31:10,240 --> 01:31:15,240
I went to the days to the kids today are so much more the blood and shit doesn't bother them.

2456
01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:18,240
Yeah, once they're like old, old enough, like 10, I would say 11.

2457
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:19,240
They just don't care.

2458
01:31:19,240 --> 01:31:22,240
But I went to rewatch it last night to take notes.

2459
01:31:22,240 --> 01:31:24,240
And my four year old woke up.

2460
01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:27,240
Oh, four year old would be too much for this is 10, 11, 12.

2461
01:31:27,240 --> 01:31:28,240
I had him take some notes.

2462
01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:29,240
Depending on their maturity.

2463
01:31:29,240 --> 01:31:31,240
He takes some notes.

2464
01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:35,240
Yeah, but Junior High, Junior High, this is every junior I would love.

2465
01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:36,240
It's a scary movie, though.

2466
01:31:36,240 --> 01:31:39,240
Yeah, it's a horror movie classified as horror.

2467
01:31:39,240 --> 01:31:42,240
It's scary movie.

2468
01:31:42,240 --> 01:31:46,240
Yeah, I'm saying it's classified, but it's not that it's not.

2469
01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:47,240
Here's some.

2470
01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:48,240
It's not horror.

2471
01:31:48,240 --> 01:31:49,240
It's disgusting.

2472
01:31:49,240 --> 01:31:53,240
The thing trivia that still doesn't give us the point.

2473
01:31:53,240 --> 01:31:54,240
Does it?

2474
01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:55,240
Is it a horror movie?

2475
01:31:55,240 --> 01:31:56,240
No, I'll go back.

2476
01:31:56,240 --> 01:31:57,240
Right.

2477
01:31:57,240 --> 01:31:58,240
It's sci fi.

2478
01:31:58,240 --> 01:31:59,240
Fun trivia would be that horror.

2479
01:31:59,240 --> 01:32:02,240
Horror mystery sci fi horror mystery sci fi.

2480
01:32:02,240 --> 01:32:03,240
Right.

2481
01:32:03,240 --> 01:32:04,240
Boom, motherfucker.

2482
01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:05,240
I don't know.

2483
01:32:05,240 --> 01:32:06,240
I don't know.

2484
01:32:06,240 --> 01:32:08,240
The genre is just bigger than a lot of people were given.

2485
01:32:08,240 --> 01:32:12,240
When I think of a horror movie, I think of something that makes me kind of sick.

2486
01:32:12,240 --> 01:32:13,240
I don't really like them.

2487
01:32:13,240 --> 01:32:15,240
Yeah, I this is a disgusting movie.

2488
01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:19,240
If you really look at all the grotesque stuff, it has a disgusting part.

2489
01:32:19,240 --> 01:32:21,240
The movie's not around on the floor.

2490
01:32:21,240 --> 01:32:22,240
It's not.

2491
01:32:22,240 --> 01:32:25,240
What did we watch that was split in the girl and it's not terrifying.

2492
01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:26,240
Yeah, it's not terrifying.

2493
01:32:26,240 --> 01:32:27,240
That's a fucking horror movie.

2494
01:32:27,240 --> 01:32:28,240
Yeah, but so scream.

2495
01:32:28,240 --> 01:32:29,240
It horrifies me.

2496
01:32:29,240 --> 01:32:30,240
This is a horror movie.

2497
01:32:30,240 --> 01:32:31,240
Did this movie horrify you?

2498
01:32:31,240 --> 01:32:34,240
So it has to horrify you specifically to be a horror movie.

2499
01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:35,240
Yeah, does it have to?

2500
01:32:35,240 --> 01:32:38,240
Well, no, but that doesn't mean it's not a horror movie.

2501
01:32:38,240 --> 01:32:41,240
If it doesn't horrify you specifically, it's still a horror movie.

2502
01:32:41,240 --> 01:32:43,240
Did it horrify you?

2503
01:32:43,240 --> 01:32:45,240
You were horrified.

2504
01:32:45,240 --> 01:32:46,240
Change it.

2505
01:32:46,240 --> 01:32:52,240
OK, if I anyone if I watch a family, Mariah Carey's Crossroads horrified me.

2506
01:32:52,240 --> 01:32:54,240
You know what I mean?

2507
01:32:54,240 --> 01:32:56,240
Crossroads, I think it was called Glitter.

2508
01:32:56,240 --> 01:32:57,240
Sorry, Glitter.

2509
01:32:57,240 --> 01:32:58,240
Crossroads.

2510
01:32:58,240 --> 01:32:59,240
Mariah Carey's Glitter.

2511
01:32:59,240 --> 01:33:00,240
Glitter.

2512
01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:01,240
Glitter.

2513
01:33:01,240 --> 01:33:02,240
Spears also was in Crossroads.

2514
01:33:02,240 --> 01:33:03,240
Yeah, I make them up.

2515
01:33:03,240 --> 01:33:04,240
I love scary.

2516
01:33:04,240 --> 01:33:05,240
Also scary.

2517
01:33:05,240 --> 01:33:12,240
That is if I watch a movie made for children, is it then not a children's movie?

2518
01:33:12,240 --> 01:33:14,240
Because I as an adult watched it.

2519
01:33:14,240 --> 01:33:17,240
You're talking about if you watch a horror movie, but you're not horrified by it, is

2520
01:33:17,240 --> 01:33:18,240
it then not a horror movie?

2521
01:33:18,240 --> 01:33:19,240
You're adding things into what I said.

2522
01:33:19,240 --> 01:33:20,240
I never said any of that.

2523
01:33:20,240 --> 01:33:22,240
You just said this is a horror movie.

2524
01:33:22,240 --> 01:33:23,240
Because it doesn't horrify you.

2525
01:33:23,240 --> 01:33:25,240
To me, it doesn't horrify me.

2526
01:33:25,240 --> 01:33:29,240
To me, I put it in more the sci-fi than the horror category.

2527
01:33:29,240 --> 01:33:34,240
In other words, it's not to me that cutting the girl in half, that's a horror movie.

2528
01:33:34,240 --> 01:33:35,240
That's horrifying.

2529
01:33:35,240 --> 01:33:36,240
I do not want to see it.

2530
01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:38,240
I don't want a horror movie.

2531
01:33:38,240 --> 01:33:41,240
Did you watch an edited version of this that didn't have people really watching it?

2532
01:33:41,240 --> 01:33:44,240
Didn't have people mutilated together like in a...

2533
01:33:44,240 --> 01:33:46,240
Yeah, what about the guy with the tummy teeth?

2534
01:33:46,240 --> 01:33:47,240
Yeah.

2535
01:33:47,240 --> 01:33:50,240
A dog rips open and fucking guts pop out of it.

2536
01:33:50,240 --> 01:33:51,240
It's great.

2537
01:33:51,240 --> 01:33:54,240
They do an autopsy scene where they're pulling out guts from a fucking...

2538
01:33:54,240 --> 01:33:57,240
Did you at any point feel like that's real?

2539
01:33:57,240 --> 01:33:59,240
They did real practical effects.

2540
01:33:59,240 --> 01:34:00,240
I thought it all looked amazing.

2541
01:34:00,240 --> 01:34:02,240
So is Child's Play not a horror movie?

2542
01:34:02,240 --> 01:34:04,240
Is Child's Play not a horror movie for you?

2543
01:34:04,240 --> 01:34:06,240
Because it's kind of goofy?

2544
01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:08,240
I'd have to re-watch it.

2545
01:34:08,240 --> 01:34:11,240
Horror comedy? No, like Scream is not horrifying to me.

2546
01:34:11,240 --> 01:34:12,240
I don't get scared.

2547
01:34:12,240 --> 01:34:14,240
I never argue with IMDb.

2548
01:34:14,240 --> 01:34:17,240
Horror movies make me scared or they don't make me scared.

2549
01:34:17,240 --> 01:34:21,240
John Carpenter stated that this of all of his films is his personal favorite.

2550
01:34:21,240 --> 01:34:24,240
I would too if I were you, John Carpenter.

2551
01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:26,240
Because this is probably your best.

2552
01:34:26,240 --> 01:34:28,240
Spot on assessment, John Carpenter.

2553
01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:29,240
About yourself.

2554
01:34:29,240 --> 01:34:35,240
It has become a tradition in British Antarctic research stations to watch The Thing as part of their

2555
01:34:35,240 --> 01:34:39,240
mid-winter feast and celebration held every June 21st.

2556
01:34:39,240 --> 01:34:40,240
That's cool.

2557
01:34:40,240 --> 01:34:41,240
That's great.

2558
01:34:41,240 --> 01:34:42,240
Brendan, read the next one.

2559
01:34:42,240 --> 01:34:43,240
Which one?

2560
01:34:43,240 --> 01:34:44,240
This right here.

2561
01:34:44,240 --> 01:34:53,240
Unused music composed before the film was later used by Ennio Morricone.

2562
01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:54,240
Hard words.

2563
01:34:54,240 --> 01:34:57,240
Quentin Tarantino's The Hateful Eight.

2564
01:34:57,240 --> 01:35:02,240
Ironically, Morricone's Thing score was nominated for Razzie for Worst Film

2565
01:35:02,240 --> 01:35:06,240
while his score for Hateful Eight won him an Oscar.

2566
01:35:06,240 --> 01:35:07,240
That's insane.

2567
01:35:07,240 --> 01:35:08,240
That is pretty cool.

2568
01:35:08,240 --> 01:35:09,240
Huh.

2569
01:35:09,240 --> 01:35:10,240
Very cool.

2570
01:35:10,240 --> 01:35:11,240
Look how they cheated the breath.

2571
01:35:11,240 --> 01:35:12,240
I love that one.

2572
01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:14,240
Jesse, let's get your velvet.

2573
01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:18,240
The film is considered a benchmark in special makeup effects.

2574
01:35:18,240 --> 01:35:23,240
The effects were created by Rob Botton who was only 22 when he started the project.

2575
01:35:23,240 --> 01:35:25,240
It sounded like you said bitch mark.

2576
01:35:25,240 --> 01:35:28,240
And then Mike, this is your favorite.

2577
01:35:28,240 --> 01:35:32,240
Kurt Russell took a drag on a cigarette at the beginning of certain shots in order to

2578
01:35:32,240 --> 01:35:34,240
make the breath appear more so the cold.

2579
01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:38,240
That sounds like such a fucking I just want to smoke on set.

2580
01:35:38,240 --> 01:35:42,240
It will make you look like a fucking cult.

2581
01:35:42,240 --> 01:35:46,240
How long was he holding it in between cut?

2582
01:35:46,240 --> 01:35:48,240
Ready?

2583
01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:50,240
That's some like.

2584
01:35:50,240 --> 01:35:51,240
Shut.

2585
01:35:51,240 --> 01:35:53,240
He just throws away the cigarette.

2586
01:35:53,240 --> 01:35:56,240
That's why you never see his hand in any of the scenes.

2587
01:35:56,240 --> 01:36:00,240
Hey, listen, we should be drinking the whole time and I need to smoke a cigarette to make

2588
01:36:00,240 --> 01:36:01,240
it look like it's cold.

2589
01:36:01,240 --> 01:36:02,240
But it is interesting.

2590
01:36:02,240 --> 01:36:04,240
It is interesting because now they would do all that with CGI.

2591
01:36:04,240 --> 01:36:06,240
Back then they had to figure out a way to do that.

2592
01:36:06,240 --> 01:36:07,240
Yeah.

2593
01:36:07,240 --> 01:36:09,240
So we watched.

2594
01:36:09,240 --> 01:36:11,240
Oh, no.

2595
01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:12,240
Oh, no.

2596
01:36:12,240 --> 01:36:13,240
OK.

2597
01:36:13,240 --> 01:36:18,240
A lot to give the illusion of an icy Antarctic conditions.

2598
01:36:18,240 --> 01:36:22,240
Interior sets on the Los Angeles soundstage were refrigerated down to 40 degrees Fahrenheit

2599
01:36:22,240 --> 01:36:24,240
while it was well over 100 outside.

2600
01:36:24,240 --> 01:36:26,240
That sounds like paradise.

2601
01:36:26,240 --> 01:36:27,240
Yeah.

2602
01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:31,240
Well, because everyone's cold or you get there.

2603
01:36:31,240 --> 01:36:35,240
If you're an actor on set, but there's a lot of lights that probably warm it up pretty

2604
01:36:35,240 --> 01:36:36,240
quick.

2605
01:36:36,240 --> 01:36:41,240
I mean, but you even you got to think like, do you think how do they get to 40 degrees?

2606
01:36:41,240 --> 01:36:43,240
Even if you're in a soundstage.

2607
01:36:43,240 --> 01:36:44,240
Yeah.

2608
01:36:44,240 --> 01:36:48,240
Even if you're indoors, do you think that like filming in a hundred degree in a hundred

2609
01:36:48,240 --> 01:36:53,240
degree house versus the same house in 40 degrees would feel and look a little bit different?

2610
01:36:53,240 --> 01:36:54,240
Yeah.

2611
01:36:54,240 --> 01:36:56,240
You're wearing a lot of clothes.

2612
01:36:56,240 --> 01:36:57,240
Yeah.

2613
01:36:57,240 --> 01:36:58,240
Yeah.

2614
01:36:58,240 --> 01:37:00,240
Well, yeah, especially if you're wearing jackets and stuff.

2615
01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:01,240
Oh, yeah.

2616
01:37:01,240 --> 01:37:02,240
Fuck it.

2617
01:37:02,240 --> 01:37:03,240
It was the L.A. summer.

2618
01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:07,240
And they're like, we need you to put on this parka and these pants that show off your butt

2619
01:37:07,240 --> 01:37:08,240
a lot.

2620
01:37:08,240 --> 01:37:09,240
Kurt Russell.

2621
01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:10,240
Yeah.

2622
01:37:10,240 --> 01:37:16,240
So we watched last night.

2623
01:37:16,240 --> 01:37:17,240
Let's get off this.

2624
01:37:17,240 --> 01:37:18,240
This kid is not.

2625
01:37:18,240 --> 01:37:19,240
I know.

2626
01:37:19,240 --> 01:37:20,240
I know.

2627
01:37:20,240 --> 01:37:24,240
I know this fucking after the thing that everyone dies on.

2628
01:37:24,240 --> 01:37:31,240
What was it going to type in the thing from 2011 from another world?

2629
01:37:31,240 --> 01:37:32,240
Oh, yeah.

2630
01:37:32,240 --> 01:37:33,240
Nineteen fifty one.

2631
01:37:33,240 --> 01:37:34,240
So we watched this.

2632
01:37:34,240 --> 01:37:35,240
We watched this last night.

2633
01:37:35,240 --> 01:37:36,240
We didn't really watch it.

2634
01:37:36,240 --> 01:37:37,240
We zoomed through.

2635
01:37:37,240 --> 01:37:38,240
We zoomed through.

2636
01:37:38,240 --> 01:37:40,240
But what's crazy is this.

2637
01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:41,240
No, no, no, no, no.

2638
01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:47,240
So so this serves almost as if they weren't American, if oh, wow.

2639
01:37:47,240 --> 01:37:52,240
If you wanted to not know the twist ending, when you Google this, it literally says James

2640
01:37:52,240 --> 01:37:55,240
Arness is as the thing.

2641
01:37:55,240 --> 01:38:01,240
And then everyone else gets their character names under the original more like body snatchers.

2642
01:38:01,240 --> 01:38:06,240
No, it's it's a U.S. Antarctic research station.

2643
01:38:06,240 --> 01:38:09,240
And they do fight off of the thing.

2644
01:38:09,240 --> 01:38:13,240
But there's a chick there and only one person turns into the thing.

2645
01:38:13,240 --> 01:38:18,240
So it's more like a giant Frankenstein looking monster at the end that attacks them like a big zombie

2646
01:38:18,240 --> 01:38:22,240
looking thing that they know flamethrowers in this one.

2647
01:38:22,240 --> 01:38:26,240
Ladies and gentlemen, they because they're a bunch of scientists, they come up with a way to Jerry

2648
01:38:26,240 --> 01:38:32,240
Rigg in a bunch of electrodes to electrocute this thing to death as it was attacking them.

2649
01:38:32,240 --> 01:38:34,240
Big the big finale.

2650
01:38:34,240 --> 01:38:42,240
But if you were to make them Norwegian, this serves as the prequel to our original

2651
01:38:42,240 --> 01:38:43,240
the original 10. Right.

2652
01:38:43,240 --> 01:38:48,240
Because yeah, because we would just imagine that the electric electricity doesn't work.

2653
01:38:48,240 --> 01:38:50,240
Right. And now the thing has gotten all of them.

2654
01:38:50,240 --> 01:38:52,240
And then she goes real dark after that.

2655
01:38:52,240 --> 01:38:56,240
And to be fair, in the movie, there were dogs there were there were dogs all over the place.

2656
01:38:56,240 --> 01:39:01,240
So because there is you could definitely see the influences that John Carpenter, who probably

2657
01:39:01,240 --> 01:39:04,240
watched the shit out of this movie, took.

2658
01:39:04,240 --> 01:39:08,240
I mean, it's not beat for beat at all.

2659
01:39:08,240 --> 01:39:14,240
But anyway, did John Carpenter write the sequel?

2660
01:39:14,240 --> 01:39:17,240
The thing we watched, who wrote it?

2661
01:39:17,240 --> 01:39:19,240
The successor? No, I don't know.

2662
01:39:19,240 --> 01:39:21,240
John Carpenter wrote the thing.

2663
01:39:21,240 --> 01:39:24,240
Because who wrote? Yeah, that's what I'm wondering is who wrote it?

2664
01:39:24,240 --> 01:39:26,240
Well, John Carpenter is the thing.

2665
01:39:26,240 --> 01:39:31,240
The writers? No, he's not a writer. Not a writer at all.

2666
01:39:31,240 --> 01:39:35,240
Bill Lancaster, who wrote Bad News Mayor.

2667
01:39:35,240 --> 01:39:38,240
All right, cool.

2668
01:39:38,240 --> 01:39:45,240
Bad News Bear and the other guy wrote The Thing from Another World 1951.

2669
01:39:45,240 --> 01:39:47,240
Oh, no, they're just using his.

2670
01:39:47,240 --> 01:39:50,240
No, it says known for the thing for another writer in 1951.

2671
01:39:50,240 --> 01:39:52,240
But they're referencing his work.

2672
01:39:52,240 --> 01:39:55,240
Yeah, he's the source. It's based on this one.

2673
01:39:55,240 --> 01:39:57,240
So he died before this one.

2674
01:39:57,240 --> 01:39:59,240
And then the other. Oh, yeah, he died in seventy one.

2675
01:39:59,240 --> 01:40:01,240
He was born in nineteen ten.

2676
01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:06,240
So he wrote it. John Campbell wrote the original and then the other guy was born pre movies, I think.

2677
01:40:06,240 --> 01:40:08,240
Right. No, not pre.

2678
01:40:08,240 --> 01:40:10,240
Wait, when did movies come out?

2679
01:40:10,240 --> 01:40:13,240
What about the Nickelodeon something? Yeah.

2680
01:40:13,240 --> 01:40:17,240
We. Yeah, it's amazing.

2681
01:40:17,240 --> 01:40:20,240
It's amazing how now we can just look all this up.

2682
01:40:20,240 --> 01:40:24,240
Used to be used to try and find this in 1894.

2683
01:40:24,240 --> 01:40:27,240
Public screen, public film screening. Well, OK.

2684
01:40:27,240 --> 01:40:29,240
But not the earliest movie.

2685
01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:31,240
So I'm sorry that I was all fine.

2686
01:40:31,240 --> 01:40:32,240
Parlers.

2687
01:40:32,240 --> 01:40:34,240
Now, when did movies become available?

2688
01:40:34,240 --> 01:40:36,240
Very fascinating.

2689
01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:37,240
Eighteen ninety five.

2690
01:40:37,240 --> 01:40:39,240
Edison's Kinetoscope.

2691
01:40:39,240 --> 01:40:43,240
Yeah. And however, it wasn't until eighteen ninety five that what are we doing?

2692
01:40:43,240 --> 01:40:45,240
Nothing. Nothing.

2693
01:40:45,240 --> 01:40:48,240
I'm so sorry.

2694
01:40:48,240 --> 01:40:53,240
Although it's relevant to the entire segment in the sense that it is about movies and when did we get the first start watching them?

2695
01:40:53,240 --> 01:40:54,240
Right. Yeah.

2696
01:40:54,240 --> 01:41:03,240
You know what? It would make sense that the one time we pick a good movie like The Thing is one where we get a little bit more more into the culture or in the in the history of movies.

2697
01:41:03,240 --> 01:41:19,240
Well, yeah, it's just doing that in the years and the I heard that they when they showed the train coming at the screen that people got up out of their chairs and screamed and ran because they thought it was real because they'd never seen anything like that before.

2698
01:41:19,240 --> 01:41:24,240
Yeah. And it's just so completely silent.

2699
01:41:24,240 --> 01:41:27,240
They're just like, oh my god, do you hear that train piano starting up?

2700
01:41:27,240 --> 01:41:30,240
His piano engine.

2701
01:41:30,240 --> 01:41:34,240
Dolly, we got to get out of the way.

2702
01:41:34,240 --> 01:41:35,240
Yeah.

2703
01:41:35,240 --> 01:41:39,240
Or a business suit and a dress way too big.

2704
01:41:39,240 --> 01:41:43,240
Every movie, everybody just points and looks and stares when I'm running.

2705
01:41:43,240 --> 01:41:45,240
You know, speaking of. Oh, wait, let's wait.

2706
01:41:45,240 --> 01:41:49,240
Yeah, it's B minus.

2707
01:41:49,240 --> 01:41:51,240
Oh, yeah, we're good. So I guess it's a B minus.

2708
01:41:51,240 --> 01:41:52,240
It's a B.

2709
01:41:52,240 --> 01:41:53,240
No, it's a B.

2710
01:41:53,240 --> 01:41:54,240
I don't think it's a B.

2711
01:41:54,240 --> 01:41:55,240
I gave it a B.

2712
01:41:55,240 --> 01:41:57,240
Yeah, he had a B plus two Bs.

2713
01:41:57,240 --> 01:42:00,240
A B plus two Bs and three B minuses a B. Solid B.

2714
01:42:00,240 --> 01:42:01,240
Solid B.

2715
01:42:01,240 --> 01:42:03,240
Of course, The Thing should get a solid B.

2716
01:42:03,240 --> 01:42:04,240
Yeah.

2717
01:42:04,240 --> 01:42:05,240
All right, great.

2718
01:42:05,240 --> 01:42:07,240
Well, it would be stupid if we said anything otherwise.

2719
01:42:07,240 --> 01:42:09,240
It's incredible as an audio podcast about movies.

2720
01:42:09,240 --> 01:42:11,240
Let's make our suggestion.

2721
01:42:11,240 --> 01:42:16,240
I had OK now who has one locked and loaded.

2722
01:42:16,240 --> 01:42:18,240
Raise your hand.

2723
01:42:18,240 --> 01:42:20,240
Sean, I mean, I kind of do.

2724
01:42:20,240 --> 01:42:24,240
OK, well, then, Jesse, did you have one locked and loaded?

2725
01:42:24,240 --> 01:42:26,240
But we can't have seen them before.

2726
01:42:26,240 --> 01:42:27,240
Right. That's the idea.

2727
01:42:27,240 --> 01:42:29,240
Well, we you can't not know.

2728
01:42:29,240 --> 01:42:30,240
Wow.

2729
01:42:30,240 --> 01:42:32,240
The idea is I haven't seen it in five years.

2730
01:42:32,240 --> 01:42:33,240
I want to rewatch it.

2731
01:42:33,240 --> 01:42:34,240
It's so good.

2732
01:42:34,240 --> 01:42:35,240
I know Mike's got one locked and loaded.

2733
01:42:35,240 --> 01:42:37,240
He's very passionate about idea.

2734
01:42:37,240 --> 01:42:38,240
But I got to remember the name.

2735
01:42:38,240 --> 01:42:39,240
OK, so you look that up already.

2736
01:42:39,240 --> 01:42:41,240
So we're going to start with.

2737
01:42:41,240 --> 01:42:44,240
Mike, we're going to get OK.

2738
01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:48,240
We're going to start with me because you were saying that this is the one you saved.

2739
01:42:48,240 --> 01:42:55,240
It's the last one I saved for last in our winter of cage, winter of cage, which people have been following.

2740
01:42:55,240 --> 01:42:56,240
We have big winter cage.

2741
01:42:56,240 --> 01:43:01,240
Mike's been referencing the whole he's recommended a Nick Cage movie the last three or four.

2742
01:43:01,240 --> 01:43:03,240
Yeah, it's five.

2743
01:43:03,240 --> 01:43:04,240
Yes, yes.

2744
01:43:04,240 --> 01:43:08,240
Try and get through through Christmas because then we'll switch to two of them got picked.

2745
01:43:08,240 --> 01:43:09,240
Ladies and gentlemen.

2746
01:43:09,240 --> 01:43:14,240
Yes. Well, we're going for the big three and my pick is Mandy.

2747
01:43:14,240 --> 01:43:23,240
Oh, winter of cage continues with Mandy when a nighttime nightmare cult attacks red and Mandy.

2748
01:43:23,240 --> 01:43:25,240
It leads to a bloody rampage of vengeance.

2749
01:43:25,240 --> 01:43:28,240
What could be more cage than that?

2750
01:43:28,240 --> 01:43:34,240
Well, Mike, you son of an old bitch because you're not not your mom.

2751
01:43:34,240 --> 01:43:35,240
That actually I like your mom.

2752
01:43:35,240 --> 01:43:36,240
She's not an old bitch.

2753
01:43:36,240 --> 01:43:38,240
I want to I was going to go somewhere.

2754
01:43:38,240 --> 01:43:40,240
I want to go somewhere else with that.

2755
01:43:40,240 --> 01:43:42,240
Right. Old son of a bitch.

2756
01:43:42,240 --> 01:43:46,240
And again, when I say son of a bitch, you know, I just mean you're yes.

2757
01:43:46,240 --> 01:43:47,240
You bastard.

2758
01:43:47,240 --> 01:43:48,240
Right. Not again.

2759
01:43:48,240 --> 01:43:51,240
Not your dad. I've never met him, but much closer.

2760
01:43:51,240 --> 01:43:54,240
OK, but if he is a bastard, he's closer.

2761
01:43:54,240 --> 01:43:57,240
You bitch. That's a great.

2762
01:43:57,240 --> 01:44:00,240
That's a great choice.

2763
01:44:00,240 --> 01:44:01,240
What do you got?

2764
01:44:01,240 --> 01:44:02,240
Mandy.

2765
01:44:02,240 --> 01:44:06,240
It's it's I will say this from on Mike's behalf.

2766
01:44:06,240 --> 01:44:18,240
That fucking movie is the one Nick Cage movie that we should have covered on this fucking podcast a long time ago, because that's like perhaps it'll be the finale of the winter cage.

2767
01:44:18,240 --> 01:44:19,240
It's the finale.

2768
01:44:19,240 --> 01:44:23,240
It is like right in our wheelhouse of like Nick Cage and his most like crime.

2769
01:44:23,240 --> 01:44:29,240
Yeah, but we also did just do two Nick Cage movies like they were both great.

2770
01:44:29,240 --> 01:44:32,240
I mean, I think I was like, oh, I'm going to go.

2771
01:44:32,240 --> 01:44:35,240
But then I also made you all watch future sports.

2772
01:44:35,240 --> 01:44:37,240
We're in a world of make believe.

2773
01:44:37,240 --> 01:44:38,240
It'll work.

2774
01:44:38,240 --> 01:44:41,240
Sean, it's just kind of normal categories.

2775
01:44:41,240 --> 01:44:47,240
And I was just kind of looking at movies and kind of older that I don't know.

2776
01:44:47,240 --> 01:44:49,240
It couldn't have been a big budget movie, in my opinion.

2777
01:44:49,240 --> 01:44:51,240
But it's a little different.

2778
01:44:51,240 --> 01:44:52,240
Tales from the crypt.

2779
01:44:52,240 --> 01:44:53,240
Oh, yeah.

2780
01:44:53,240 --> 01:44:54,240
Which one?

2781
01:44:54,240 --> 01:44:57,240
Bordello's or the 1995 version.

2782
01:44:57,240 --> 01:44:59,240
I think it was the original feature.

2783
01:44:59,240 --> 01:45:02,240
Probably Bordello blood and Demon Knight.

2784
01:45:02,240 --> 01:45:03,240
I haven't even really watched.

2785
01:45:03,240 --> 01:45:05,240
I just know that I mean, it just seems like that.

2786
01:45:05,240 --> 01:45:09,240
Yeah, we could do two main movies aside from which one's the better one.

2787
01:45:09,240 --> 01:45:11,240
I saw Bordello blood in theaters and it was a good time.

2788
01:45:11,240 --> 01:45:12,240
A lot of it.

2789
01:45:12,240 --> 01:45:14,240
We could do more about there you go.

2790
01:45:14,240 --> 01:45:17,240
He might even change his own fucking boat.

2791
01:45:17,240 --> 01:45:19,240
OK, so you got a double blood tails from T.

2792
01:45:19,240 --> 01:45:20,240
Did you have one?

2793
01:45:20,240 --> 01:45:22,240
OK.

2794
01:45:22,240 --> 01:45:23,240
Brendan.

2795
01:45:23,240 --> 01:45:26,240
So I went a little different than you guys, I guess.

2796
01:45:26,240 --> 01:45:27,240
I don't know.

2797
01:45:27,240 --> 01:45:28,240
I don't know.

2798
01:45:28,240 --> 01:45:30,240
It might be a chance.

2799
01:45:30,240 --> 01:45:36,240
I don't think there is, but it's a movie from 1999 starring Russell Crowe.

2800
01:45:36,240 --> 01:45:38,240
It's called Mystery Alaska.

2801
01:45:38,240 --> 01:45:43,240
Oh, residents of a small town get overexcited about their hockey team, their pond hockey team.

2802
01:45:43,240 --> 01:45:46,240
And then they challenged the New York Rangers to a game.

2803
01:45:46,240 --> 01:45:51,240
You have to realize he's he's a hockey guy.

2804
01:45:51,240 --> 01:45:53,240
But I but it's a good movie.

2805
01:45:53,240 --> 01:45:54,240
Yeah, it's a good movie.

2806
01:45:54,240 --> 01:45:56,240
You watch The Mighty Ducks, right?

2807
01:45:56,240 --> 01:46:00,240
Yeah, it's a great lead up into Christmas time.

2808
01:46:00,240 --> 01:46:03,240
It's a nice hockey movie talking about winter.

2809
01:46:03,240 --> 01:46:04,240
OK, all right.

2810
01:46:04,240 --> 01:46:08,240
I'm just saying that's a great alternative to maybe.

2811
01:46:08,240 --> 01:46:10,240
Jesse.

2812
01:46:10,240 --> 01:46:12,240
Hey, hey, how's it going?

2813
01:46:12,240 --> 01:46:13,240
Oh, you're Jesse.

2814
01:46:13,240 --> 01:46:14,240
Jesse Lee.

2815
01:46:14,240 --> 01:46:15,240
That's a strange movie.

2816
01:46:15,240 --> 01:46:16,240
Fucking weird.

2817
01:46:16,240 --> 01:46:19,240
But it's a good time during such things called Bavarium.

2818
01:46:19,240 --> 01:46:20,240
Bavarium.

2819
01:46:20,240 --> 01:46:21,240
Is that what Jesse?

2820
01:46:21,240 --> 01:46:24,240
Jesse Eisenberg and Emogen Poots.

2821
01:46:24,240 --> 01:46:26,240
That's that movie's fucking bizarre.

2822
01:46:26,240 --> 01:46:27,240
I know.

2823
01:46:27,240 --> 01:46:28,240
Gene Boots.

2824
01:46:28,240 --> 01:46:29,240
Boots are damn.

2825
01:46:29,240 --> 01:46:32,240
That's such a good weird movie to talk about.

2826
01:46:32,240 --> 01:46:34,240
So it's hoping to find the perfect place to live.

2827
01:46:34,240 --> 01:46:38,240
A couple travel to a suburban neighborhood in which all the houses look identical.

2828
01:46:38,240 --> 01:46:43,240
But when they try to leave the labyrinth like development, each road mysteriously takes them back to the place that they started.

2829
01:46:43,240 --> 01:46:49,240
So basically, it's like they're in unit nine and they just can't get the fuck away from unit nine.

2830
01:46:49,240 --> 01:46:51,240
And then the same old kid.

2831
01:46:51,240 --> 01:46:52,240
It's all thing.

2832
01:46:52,240 --> 01:46:53,240
It's a kid.

2833
01:46:53,240 --> 01:46:56,240
So if you've all seen it, maybe I've no one has.

2834
01:46:56,240 --> 01:46:57,240
I haven't seen it.

2835
01:46:57,240 --> 01:46:58,240
It just sounds interesting.

2836
01:46:58,240 --> 01:46:59,240
I haven't seen it.

2837
01:46:59,240 --> 01:47:00,240
But it's good.

2838
01:47:00,240 --> 01:47:01,240
Is it ground?

2839
01:47:01,240 --> 01:47:02,240
No, it sounds like it's there.

2840
01:47:02,240 --> 01:47:03,240
I hate it.

2841
01:47:03,240 --> 01:47:10,240
No, no, because it's like he is not going to like really Groundhog Day because there's like there's a plot that happens where like a thing has to be completed.

2842
01:47:10,240 --> 01:47:11,240
I guess.

2843
01:47:11,240 --> 01:47:12,240
Yeah, right.

2844
01:47:12,240 --> 01:47:13,240
You know what I mean?

2845
01:47:13,240 --> 01:47:14,240
There is a thing.

2846
01:47:14,240 --> 01:47:15,240
But it's something.

2847
01:47:15,240 --> 01:47:16,240
Yeah.

2848
01:47:16,240 --> 01:47:17,240
It almost feels like a black mirror episode.

2849
01:47:17,240 --> 01:47:19,240
Yeah, it's really, really bizarre shot.

2850
01:47:19,240 --> 01:47:20,240
Really cool.

2851
01:47:20,240 --> 01:47:21,240
Yeah.

2852
01:47:21,240 --> 01:47:22,240
Real interesting.

2853
01:47:22,240 --> 01:47:23,240
I like Jesse Eisenberg.

2854
01:47:23,240 --> 01:47:24,240
Yeah.

2855
01:47:24,240 --> 01:47:25,240
Yeah.

2856
01:47:25,240 --> 01:47:26,240
This is how we're going to do mine.

2857
01:47:26,240 --> 01:47:29,240
T. Give me a number between one through twenty seven.

2858
01:47:29,240 --> 01:47:32,240
So it's going to be.

2859
01:47:32,240 --> 01:47:34,240
Oh, he's back to the random crap.

2860
01:47:34,240 --> 01:47:37,240
I thought we weren't doing anything random ever again.

2861
01:47:37,240 --> 01:47:39,240
The volume I don't believe is on a.

2862
01:47:39,240 --> 01:47:41,240
No, because he has a list.

2863
01:47:41,240 --> 01:47:43,240
Oh, it's Christmas.

2864
01:47:43,240 --> 01:47:44,240
Oh, God.

2865
01:47:44,240 --> 01:47:46,240
So he's trying to start Christmas.

2866
01:47:46,240 --> 01:47:50,240
I'm going to count the seventh one in one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

2867
01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:51,240
We're going to.

2868
01:47:51,240 --> 01:47:53,240
Why are we watching fucking Christmas twister?

2869
01:47:53,240 --> 01:47:54,240
Chris.

2870
01:47:54,240 --> 01:47:55,240
I know.

2871
01:47:55,240 --> 01:47:57,240
Wait, Chris, can you pick six instead?

2872
01:47:57,240 --> 01:47:59,240
No, you're going to cheat your own.

2873
01:47:59,240 --> 01:48:00,240
You cheater.

2874
01:48:00,240 --> 01:48:01,240
Christmas.

2875
01:48:01,240 --> 01:48:02,240
Cheater.

2876
01:48:02,240 --> 01:48:04,240
Stick to the rules.

2877
01:48:04,240 --> 01:48:07,240
Where's the where's the info on this one?

2878
01:48:07,240 --> 01:48:09,240
It's a heartful action drama holiday movie.

2879
01:48:09,240 --> 01:48:10,240
On Christmas.

2880
01:48:10,240 --> 01:48:11,240
Yeah.

2881
01:48:11,240 --> 01:48:12,240
Action drama holiday.

2882
01:48:12,240 --> 01:48:14,240
You don't have enough of those.

2883
01:48:14,240 --> 01:48:22,240
On Christmas Day, a city is struck by a massive storm sprouting several deadly tornadoes and leaving a meteorologist to try and save his family.

2884
01:48:22,240 --> 01:48:26,240
Casper Van Dime, we're talking about fucking Starship Troopers.

2885
01:48:26,240 --> 01:48:27,240
He's the one that stars in it.

2886
01:48:27,240 --> 01:48:29,240
Victoria Pratt, Richard Bougie.

2887
01:48:29,240 --> 01:48:33,240
You know how bad this is just by looking at the look at the look at the related.

2888
01:48:33,240 --> 01:48:36,240
You may also like trucks, just trucks.

2889
01:48:36,240 --> 01:48:41,240
You know, you turn you die.

2890
01:48:41,240 --> 01:48:44,240
You know, you're going to die.

2891
01:48:44,240 --> 01:48:47,240
Based on a short story by Stephen King.

2892
01:48:47,240 --> 01:48:49,240
But then didn't he also write Maximum Overdrive?

2893
01:48:49,240 --> 01:48:50,240
Yes.

2894
01:48:50,240 --> 01:48:51,240
Yeah.

2895
01:48:51,240 --> 01:48:52,240
Wow.

2896
01:48:52,240 --> 01:48:55,240
Today, the day after tomorrow is today in Arctic Apocalypse.

2897
01:48:55,240 --> 01:48:59,240
I don't think you're allowed to do that.

2898
01:48:59,240 --> 01:49:01,240
Oh, Tornado Valley.

2899
01:49:01,240 --> 01:49:03,240
Yeah, you're just because it has a tornado.

2900
01:49:03,240 --> 01:49:05,240
We can see these are bad.

2901
01:49:05,240 --> 01:49:09,240
OK, well, that's my Christmas twister because.

2902
01:49:09,240 --> 01:49:12,240
I made an agreement I'll go this is the last week where we're not going to do.

2903
01:49:12,240 --> 01:49:16,240
But they will be able to suggest a Christmas the next two weeks.

2904
01:49:16,240 --> 01:49:17,240
Right.

2905
01:49:17,240 --> 01:49:21,240
Christmas movies because they were going to have they're going to be Christmas episodes.

2906
01:49:21,240 --> 01:49:23,240
And I like the season of Christmas and we didn't do much for now.

2907
01:49:23,240 --> 01:49:25,240
We can do that every fucking episode.

2908
01:49:25,240 --> 01:49:28,240
But Halloween with all the fucking horror.

2909
01:49:28,240 --> 01:49:30,240
Let's take a vote.

2910
01:49:30,240 --> 01:49:34,240
If you want to vote for Christmas twister, raise your hand.

2911
01:49:34,240 --> 01:49:41,240
Oh, Jesus.

2912
01:49:41,240 --> 01:49:45,240
I'll put my vote down.

2913
01:49:45,240 --> 01:49:48,240
OK, who wants to vote for Tales from the Crypt?

2914
01:49:48,240 --> 01:49:50,240
Actually, I would do that one.

2915
01:49:50,240 --> 01:49:52,240
Or Dullablood. OK.

2916
01:49:52,240 --> 01:49:54,240
That's pretty good.

2917
01:49:54,240 --> 01:49:56,240
Stay with Mandy.

2918
01:49:56,240 --> 01:49:59,240
OK, who wants to vote for Mandy?

2919
01:49:59,240 --> 01:50:01,240
He's voting on every movie.

2920
01:50:01,240 --> 01:50:03,240
It's like this gets tough.

2921
01:50:03,240 --> 01:50:06,240
OK, we got oh, we got five on Mandy.

2922
01:50:06,240 --> 01:50:09,240
OK, I do want to watch that.

2923
01:50:09,240 --> 01:50:12,240
Mandy and he was both from Mystery Alaska.

2924
01:50:12,240 --> 01:50:14,240
I just voted for Mandy.

2925
01:50:14,240 --> 01:50:17,240
Yeah, I do want to ask it to.

2926
01:50:17,240 --> 01:50:18,240
Oh, my God, I win.

2927
01:50:18,240 --> 01:50:23,240
Yeah, I just well, actually third.

2928
01:50:23,240 --> 01:50:27,240
Three times.

2929
01:50:27,240 --> 01:50:28,240
Don't worry.

2930
01:50:28,240 --> 01:50:30,240
I'll capitulate to your Christmas movies next week.

2931
01:50:30,240 --> 01:50:32,240
I'm sure I can find a Nick Cage Christmas movie.

2932
01:50:32,240 --> 01:50:34,240
Oh, yeah, absolutely.

2933
01:50:34,240 --> 01:50:35,240
Yeah, absolutely.

2934
01:50:35,240 --> 01:50:37,240
I know.

2935
01:50:37,240 --> 01:50:39,240
It's probably Nick Cage meets Christmas.

2936
01:50:39,240 --> 01:50:42,240
The opening scene of the movie is like the best.

2937
01:50:42,240 --> 01:50:44,240
Why are we watching Mystery Alaska right now?

2938
01:50:44,240 --> 01:50:48,240
What are you doing?

2939
01:50:48,240 --> 01:50:50,240
I'm going to watch Mystery Alaska on my own.

2940
01:50:50,240 --> 01:50:52,240
You watch whatever you want.

2941
01:50:52,240 --> 01:50:53,240
But Mandy won.

2942
01:50:53,240 --> 01:50:54,240
All right, we're going to watch Mandy.

2943
01:50:54,240 --> 01:50:55,240
That's the thing.

2944
01:50:55,240 --> 01:50:56,240
I forgot we were doing a podcast.

2945
01:50:56,240 --> 01:50:58,240
We watched the thing.

2946
01:50:58,240 --> 01:50:59,240
We already watched the thing.

2947
01:50:59,240 --> 01:51:00,240
That's the movie we're going to watch.

2948
01:51:00,240 --> 01:51:02,240
I'm going to watch it.

2949
01:51:02,240 --> 01:51:03,240
I'm going to watch it.

2950
01:51:03,240 --> 01:51:04,240
I'm going to watch it.

2951
01:51:04,240 --> 01:51:06,240
What are you doing?

2952
01:51:06,240 --> 01:51:07,240
She's going to bed.

2953
01:51:07,240 --> 01:51:08,240
We're about to wrap this up.

2954
01:51:08,240 --> 01:51:09,240
We're about to wrap up here.

2955
01:51:09,240 --> 01:51:10,240
We're wrapping it up right now.

2956
01:51:10,240 --> 01:51:11,240
OK, good.

2957
01:51:11,240 --> 01:51:12,240
Yeah, she had a great time.

2958
01:51:12,240 --> 01:51:13,240
She's ready for the cow.

2959
01:51:13,240 --> 01:51:16,240
She must be feeling with the audience is feeling right now.

2960
01:51:16,240 --> 01:51:17,240
She grabbed that.

2961
01:51:17,240 --> 01:51:18,240
Yeah, actually, you know what?

2962
01:51:18,240 --> 01:51:19,240
No.

2963
01:51:19,240 --> 01:51:20,240
Yeah, why I bought doughnuts for everybody.

2964
01:51:20,240 --> 01:51:21,240
No, I'm going to have it.

2965
01:51:21,240 --> 01:51:23,240
Did anyone want a candy cane?

2966
01:51:23,240 --> 01:51:25,240
It's next week, Christmas.

2967
01:51:25,240 --> 01:51:27,240
Yeah, it's really you already got prepared.

2968
01:51:27,240 --> 01:51:28,240
Wait.

2969
01:51:28,240 --> 01:51:30,240
I'm going to have to close the podcast.

2970
01:51:30,240 --> 01:51:35,240
Not until I have to close the podcast first and then deal with the doughnuts.

2971
01:51:35,240 --> 01:51:36,240
I don't know.

2972
01:51:36,240 --> 01:51:37,240
Fucking anyway.

2973
01:51:37,240 --> 01:51:38,240
Oh, that's you.

2974
01:51:38,240 --> 01:51:41,240
Do you have anything else on your list today, Andy?

2975
01:51:41,240 --> 01:51:42,240
No.

2976
01:51:42,240 --> 01:51:44,240
No, I don't.

2977
01:51:44,240 --> 01:51:48,240
You are so high.

2978
01:51:48,240 --> 01:51:50,240
Yeah, well, I should get higher.

2979
01:51:50,240 --> 01:51:55,240
Anyway, guys, this has been well, yeah.

2980
01:51:55,240 --> 01:52:03,240
As he goes to sleep in the corner, trust me, you will not be the first person to sleep on that couch.

2981
01:52:03,240 --> 01:52:07,240
At least say goodbye before you say goodbye to you.

2982
01:52:07,240 --> 01:52:08,240
Goodbye to you.

2983
01:52:08,240 --> 01:52:09,240
Goodbye to you.

2984
01:52:09,240 --> 01:52:10,240
OK.

2985
01:52:10,240 --> 01:52:14,240
Can you throw me that blanket right there, please?

2986
01:52:14,240 --> 01:52:17,240
Well, half a blanket anyway.

2987
01:52:17,240 --> 01:52:22,240
Well, OK.

2988
01:52:22,240 --> 01:52:25,240
This was.

2989
01:52:25,240 --> 01:52:26,240
I.

2990
01:52:25,240 --> 01:52:38,240
Oh, yeah, I didn't know if you want to bring that up, but a few of you podcasts ago, we talked about how it was chances birthday and that teammate him a gourmet five star meal.

2991
01:52:38,240 --> 01:52:40,240
He did just pass away.

2992
01:52:40,240 --> 01:52:41,240
OK.

2993
01:52:41,240 --> 01:52:42,240
What?

2994
01:52:42,240 --> 01:52:44,240
I think he passed away.

2995
01:52:44,240 --> 01:52:46,240
Yeah, it's her dog.

2996
01:52:46,240 --> 01:52:49,240
Yeah, it is very sad.

2997
01:52:49,240 --> 01:52:50,240
What was the five star meal?

2998
01:52:50,240 --> 01:52:52,240
Just curious.

2999
01:52:52,240 --> 01:52:54,240
You were part of the episode, I think of the third episode.

3000
01:52:54,240 --> 01:52:55,240
Yeah.

3001
01:52:55,240 --> 01:52:56,240
Where was the steak?

3002
01:52:56,240 --> 01:52:57,240
All the fruit.

3003
01:52:57,240 --> 01:52:58,240
See this gray hair?

3004
01:52:58,240 --> 01:52:59,240
It was the steak.

3005
01:52:59,240 --> 01:53:00,240
I'm very old.

3006
01:53:00,240 --> 01:53:01,240
She made the steak.

3007
01:53:01,240 --> 01:53:02,240
It took the.

3008
01:53:02,240 --> 01:53:03,240
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

3009
01:53:03,240 --> 01:53:04,240
That's OK.

3010
01:53:04,240 --> 01:53:06,240
Yeah, dog food and like made it look.

3011
01:53:06,240 --> 01:53:07,240
Made it look that way.

3012
01:53:07,240 --> 01:53:08,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

3013
01:53:08,240 --> 01:53:09,240
OK.

3014
01:53:09,240 --> 01:53:10,240
Well, she's her.

3015
01:53:10,240 --> 01:53:11,240
I do know.

3016
01:53:11,240 --> 01:53:12,240
She's.

3017
01:53:12,240 --> 01:53:13,240
We all deal with grief in our way.

3018
01:53:13,240 --> 01:53:14,240
That's very sad.

3019
01:53:14,240 --> 01:53:15,240
She's not normally this flippant about.

3020
01:53:15,240 --> 01:53:16,240
That's very sad.

3021
01:53:16,240 --> 01:53:17,240
I think you should take a nap.

3022
01:53:17,240 --> 01:53:18,240
Yeah.

3023
01:53:18,240 --> 01:53:19,240
OK.

3024
01:53:19,240 --> 01:53:20,240
She's hurting.

3025
01:53:20,240 --> 01:53:21,240
But anyway, but.

3026
01:53:21,240 --> 01:53:22,240
Oh, wait.

3027
01:53:22,240 --> 01:53:23,240
Here's my right.

3028
01:53:23,240 --> 01:53:24,240
I guess.

3029
01:53:24,240 --> 01:53:25,240
Oh, my.

3030
01:53:25,240 --> 01:53:26,240
Cocoa is fine.

3031
01:53:26,240 --> 01:53:27,240
She loves it.

3032
01:53:27,240 --> 01:53:28,240
We like.

3033
01:53:28,240 --> 01:53:29,240
I can't forget the music.

3034
01:53:29,240 --> 01:53:30,240
Yeah.

3035
01:53:30,240 --> 01:53:31,240
Everybody, everybody close your eyes.

3036
01:53:31,240 --> 01:53:32,240
Close your eyes.

3037
01:53:32,240 --> 01:53:33,240
Close your eyes.

3038
01:53:33,240 --> 01:53:34,240
Well, it doesn't matter.

3039
01:53:34,240 --> 01:53:35,240
I'm just going to pick the next one.

3040
01:53:35,240 --> 01:53:36,240
All right.

3041
01:53:36,240 --> 01:53:37,240
Here we go.

3042
01:53:37,240 --> 01:53:38,240
Here on.

3043
01:53:38,240 --> 01:53:39,240
When I end this, when I end this show, I like to.

3044
01:53:39,240 --> 01:53:40,240
I like to.

3045
01:53:40,240 --> 01:53:41,240
I like to.

3046
01:53:41,240 --> 01:53:42,240
I like to.

3047
01:53:42,240 --> 01:53:43,240
I like to.

3048
01:53:43,240 --> 01:53:44,240
I like to.

3049
01:53:44,240 --> 01:53:45,240
I like to.

3050
01:53:45,240 --> 01:53:46,240
I like to.

3051
01:53:46,240 --> 01:53:47,240
I like to.

3052
01:53:47,240 --> 01:53:48,240
I like to.

3053
01:53:48,240 --> 01:53:49,240
I like to.

3054
01:53:49,240 --> 01:53:50,240
I like to.

3055
01:53:50,240 --> 01:53:51,240
I like to.

3056
01:53:51,240 --> 01:53:52,240
I like to.

3057
01:53:52,240 --> 01:53:53,240
I like to.

3058
01:53:53,240 --> 01:53:54,240
I like to.

3059
01:53:54,240 --> 01:53:55,240
I like to.

3060
01:53:55,240 --> 01:53:56,240
I like to.

3061
01:53:56,240 --> 01:53:57,240
I like to.

3062
01:53:57,240 --> 01:53:58,240
I like to.

3063
01:53:58,240 --> 01:53:59,240
Hmm.

3064
01:53:59,240 --> 01:54:00,240
And then when I end this show, I like to edit was some copyright free karaoke.

3065
01:54:00,240 --> 01:54:01,240
I think so.

3066
01:54:01,240 --> 01:54:02,240
That's a like.

3067
01:54:02,240 --> 01:54:03,240
Yeah, well it was.

3068
01:54:03,240 --> 01:54:04,240
Give it to us.

3069
01:54:04,240 --> 01:54:05,240
It was copyright free.

3070
01:54:05,240 --> 01:54:06,240
Oh.

3071
01:54:06,240 --> 01:54:11,240
I'm fired up.

3072
01:54:11,240 --> 01:54:12,240
He's tired.

3073
01:54:12,240 --> 01:54:13,240
He's tired.

3074
01:54:16,240 --> 01:54:23,240
I say I want it that way.

3075
01:54:23,240 --> 01:54:25,240
Tell me why you want it that way.

3076
01:54:25,240 --> 01:54:26,240
What?

3077
01:54:26,240 --> 01:54:27,240
Two words apart.

3078
01:54:27,240 --> 01:54:28,240
It's four?

3079
01:54:28,240 --> 01:54:30,240
Yeah.

3080
01:54:30,240 --> 01:54:34,240
I can't reach to your heart.

3081
01:54:34,240 --> 01:54:36,240
Just four.

3082
01:54:36,240 --> 01:54:39,240
Well, because she's reading it, not because she knows it.

3083
01:54:39,240 --> 01:54:42,240
I want it that way.

3084
01:54:42,240 --> 01:54:47,240
Tell me why ain't nothing but a heartache.

3085
01:54:47,240 --> 01:54:51,240
Tell me why ain't nothing but a mistake.

3086
01:54:51,240 --> 01:55:02,240
Tell me why I never wanna hear you say that I want it that way.

3087
01:55:02,240 --> 01:55:07,240
Ladies and gentlemen, this has been Fried Rice Podcast.

3088
01:55:07,240 --> 01:55:14,240
With me, as always, has been my backstreet boy, Sean, probably,

3089
01:55:14,240 --> 01:55:18,240
he'd be AJ, what's his name?

3090
01:55:18,240 --> 01:55:20,240
Who are the members of this?

3091
01:55:20,240 --> 01:55:21,240
Hold on.

3092
01:55:21,240 --> 01:55:23,240
We'll be tight here.

3093
01:55:23,240 --> 01:55:25,240
Tangentine the Owl.

3094
01:55:25,240 --> 01:55:27,240
It's unprecedented.

3095
01:55:27,240 --> 01:55:28,240
Let's see.

3096
01:55:28,240 --> 01:55:29,240
Never before done.

3097
01:55:29,240 --> 01:55:30,240
Let's see.

3098
01:55:30,240 --> 01:55:32,240
Tangentine the outro.

3099
01:55:32,240 --> 01:55:34,240
I think that should take 10 seconds.

3100
01:55:34,240 --> 01:55:36,240
He's making it 20 minutes.

3101
01:55:36,240 --> 01:55:40,240
Sean, AJ, McLean, Delmsley Britt.

3102
01:55:40,240 --> 01:55:44,240
We have Mike, Nick Carter Larson.

3103
01:55:44,240 --> 01:55:48,240
We have Brennan, Kevin Richardson.

3104
01:55:48,240 --> 01:55:54,240
We have Jesse, Lee, Howie, Darrow, Hart.

3105
01:55:54,240 --> 01:56:01,240
With me, as always, is Teresa, Britney Spears, Delmsley Britt.

3106
01:56:01,240 --> 01:56:02,240
That's right.

3107
01:56:02,240 --> 01:56:05,240
And I, of course, am Andy, Justin Timberlake Rice.

3108
01:56:05,240 --> 01:56:07,240
And I've been your host.

3109
01:56:07,240 --> 01:56:09,240
This has been Fried Rice Podcast.

3110
01:56:09,240 --> 01:56:11,240
Thank you so much, everybody.

3111
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Have a wonderful night.

3112
01:56:13,240 --> 01:56:14,240
Thank you.

3113
01:56:14,240 --> 01:56:42,240
Have a wonderful night.