1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:21,000 Music 2 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,000 That was actually... 3 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000 A little slurpy there. 4 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,000 No, no, no, it was a little slurpy, but it was also... 5 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:32,000 And... 6 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Welcome to a very special 2025 future edition of Fried Rice Podcast. 7 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000 I'm your host Andy Rice, Let's Get Fried. 8 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,000 With me, as always, is Brandon. 9 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da 10 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Ship me out to Boston. 11 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Hello, everybody. 12 00:00:55,000 --> 00:01:01,320 With me as always he just took a ball rip that is gonna fuck him up. It's Mike 13 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:08,100 He's gonna fall asleep on the goddamn chair again for six hours after this podcast Martin. Hey everybody 14 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:12,340 Oh, did you get one of those I spice pumpkin spice things? 15 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:14,340 No, I don't do the pumpkin spice 16 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:21,720 He came in with a Dunkin Baskin Robbins cup and I've seen those commercials and although I think I spices hot as fuck 17 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,480 Oh, I know those commercials are weird 18 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:29,540 So yeah, I'm just gonna put on a visualizer for us 19 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:36,880 It's better than just looking at a picture Wow, that's interesting. Yeah. Yeah, it's just for the people at home 20 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,640 It's a it's called night drive 4k. It's just this this car 21 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:46,380 Driving with some other cars on a freeway into the universe. It looks like it's pretty cool 22 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:49,700 There's pretty cool. Yeah, it's it's 23 00:01:50,220 --> 00:01:52,220 Out there. I feel like 24 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:54,820 There was a Penn and Teller game. They made a game 25 00:01:55,780 --> 00:02:02,660 They made a game and you were just a truck driver and it was it was 14 hours until anything happened 26 00:02:02,660 --> 00:02:07,220 It was done as a oh joke. Wait, I think I know what you're talking about. I don't think anything does happen 27 00:02:07,220 --> 00:02:12,800 No, nothing does I don't even think I don't even think after 14 hours anything happens. I think it just goes on 28 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:18,620 No, I think it's all bullshit. It's a 14 hour drive and I think when you get there you just drive back 29 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,500 It's a troll of a game 30 00:02:33,060 --> 00:02:38,140 Looking at this visualizer already got a trip in the fuck out. You gotta be going to Penn and Teller in 31 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:44,660 1996 and tellers bullshit though still to this day one of the best like, you know, fuck you expose 32 00:02:45,460 --> 00:02:48,860 It holds up though. Yeah, it really does. I've been watching it now. So 33 00:02:49,820 --> 00:02:52,780 Bullshit bullshit. Yeah, every episode holds up 34 00:02:52,780 --> 00:02:58,580 I think I heard an interview with him and he said that there's one episode it turns out after all these years 35 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,700 That they're wrong 36 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:03,900 Well, there's two things 37 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:08,460 One for Penn and Teller. I need to write this down. So don't forget the second thing is that I'm already kind of 38 00:03:10,540 --> 00:03:14,020 We gotta stop pregame and so no, so yeah, I'll never will 39 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:17,100 So there was a Penn and Teller 40 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:21,840 There was a Penn and Teller bullshit episode in case you're listening at home and because like I have friends now 41 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,840 I think they weren't even alive when Penn and Teller 42 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:26,180 Bullshit came out like I think I don't know. Yeah, Haley's 43 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:30,400 Right. So if you're listening at home, you don't know 44 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,400 And you don't know what it is. I mean first off it's great 45 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:39,000 But there's one episode where they so it's Penn and Teller the magicians the one that talks the one that doesn't talk 46 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,360 Unless you look for him clips of him talking because he does talk 47 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,520 Yeah, just a normal dude 48 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,280 Way more normal than pin actually 49 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:56,380 But they uh, they had the show where they just exposed bullshit 50 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,520 one of them being 51 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,520 One of my favorites that stands out 52 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:06,000 Is they go to a fine dining restaurant 53 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,040 And we we 54 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,040 They not we fuck 55 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,400 They they go to a fine dining restaurant 56 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:16,640 they 57 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:23,640 They get a connoisseur like a water a water connoisseur to come out and he goes up to the tables and he says we have 58 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,880 Some very fancy waters from all around the world 59 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:31,680 Would you like to sample them tonight and people are like sure and they start bringing out these bottles and the people are like 60 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:37,040 Oh, this one's got like you could taste the crispness of the air that it was bread and whatever whatever blah blah blah 61 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,040 And at the end they show that every single one of them 62 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:46,240 Not even tap water hose water from the back and just when you're told, you know 63 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:51,640 If you think that shit so like is that the same episode where they brought the food out right the frozen TV dinner 64 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:55,920 And they put it on a plate and fancied it up. Oh, look it out. It's like absolutely 65 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:59,420 No, it's like a hundred dollars playing the food. They charge people was a TV dinner 66 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:03,680 Yeah, but if you get away with it, I mean his TV dinners to a degree tastes pretty good 67 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:09,920 I mean, I have seen a guy on YouTube I ain't chef dad take to TV frozen dinner. Yeah 68 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:15,880 And if you see his clips, it looks delicious. Is that the guy where it's like his son comes up? 69 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,080 He's like, hey dad, they're saying that you can't turn 70 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:24,360 I'm not there like a mac and cheese into something, you know, then you just well that was easy to turn into something good 71 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:29,340 You just gotta add me. Yeah, I was adding ground beef to cheese and it was 72 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,960 It's like a chemically 73 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,400 It's called iron chef dad, yeah, I'll check them out later 74 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,400 Well, cuz he really was an iron you want to start your oh, yeah 75 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,840 Remember this more moat though. Is it more? No, it's not more moat though. I 76 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:54,440 Can't remember his name. Yeah, but he was a real iron chef 77 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:58,640 Well, ladies and gentlemen, we're forgetting that this is a podcast 78 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:03,540 Oh, what are we just I think we're just we're just enjoying each other's company right now in front of a mic 79 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:13,320 At this podcast the fried rice podcast we have a segment called what are we smoking and in this case the problem it's some good shit 80 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:17,520 I'll tell you what the bull we just smoked that I am that I brought 81 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:22,160 Is the Don mega from Mojave Reserve? 82 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:26,780 It's called Don mega. It's I mean, even though we don't really care about 83 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:31,300 percentages around here if you seem to care about these things 20 saw 84 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:39,380 27.55 total THC but then total cannabis or cannabinoids or whatever the fuck just says total can is 85 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,480 3181 so 86 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,480 Whatever the fuck that means 87 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:52,720 Obviously get you high. Yes, it works already. It's been great. Brighton. What did you bring? You brought a couple things? 88 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,960 It's got to be louder 89 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,720 It's a podcast 90 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:06,100 This is a Jack Herrera sativa 91 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:13,660 Got it from THC. Okay, it's from good company good flower. Yeah, and then percentages 32.145 92 00:07:14,180 --> 00:07:21,100 So if it's if that means anything it means anything and this one is a Jeter baby cannon 93 00:07:21,820 --> 00:07:25,340 Infused with live resin. It's called Chernobyl. Yeah 94 00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:28,180 Always a good sound 95 00:07:28,580 --> 00:07:31,380 Yes, can't see the they covered the THC 96 00:07:31,940 --> 00:07:33,940 With another stick 97 00:07:33,940 --> 00:07:38,340 It doesn't even at this point don't turn don't put it. That's good enough. Yeah 98 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:45,180 So sure Chernobyl was a no, you can look it up. Yeah, you want to start that we can't I mean we should 99 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:48,060 Because I'm already I'm already pretty toasty 100 00:07:49,340 --> 00:07:51,340 But I just I look at it. It's just 101 00:07:51,940 --> 00:07:55,620 We have a lot. Well, you know, we can wait on it. Let's just smoke this we could smoke this ball 102 00:07:56,420 --> 00:08:00,860 Because I'm interested to try this Steve. We'll get to that because that thing you're right that thing's gonna fuck us up 103 00:08:00,860 --> 00:08:05,220 I want I want Mike to get to a point where he could try it. Yeah, you might be a little too high 104 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,660 So 105 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:15,100 That's what we're smoking the baby G those fucking baby Jeters, I don't know at home if you 106 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:21,860 The one like you're too high. It's only because I'm the only one that does a bunch of animals before this 107 00:08:22,260 --> 00:08:24,260 These guys start out sober 108 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:27,540 Cuz I'm usually 109 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:32,580 I've been I've been since 11 a I've been two hours on animals now just going 110 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:36,500 And then you hit me with a bowl because I'm typically 111 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:43,020 I'm usually the highest one here most of the time late tip. Oh, no, I have a hole before I take a shower 112 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:47,940 Yeah, usually you have a I did today for yeah, so I was already a little whatever before 113 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:50,500 You know you guys you guys came in but uh 114 00:08:51,820 --> 00:08:54,100 But that one got me good that felt great 115 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:58,940 So this like this will have you this was this was a good that's a good I got from jars 116 00:08:58,940 --> 00:09:04,300 That was pretty good. Yeah, I've liked jars so far better. But again, this is super hyper local 117 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:09,140 I believe people we have people and I looked at our RSS and it's and it's 118 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:12,260 We have people in different countries 119 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:22,100 Germany which I don't understand. I mean, I know I have I have friends out there like technically I know people in those countries 120 00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:29,160 Kid in the military somebody's you know, look at this shit just look 121 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:35,620 We have Singapore 122 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:41,740 Any call or par Lampur we have Kuala Lumpur we got somebody I think that's a VPN 123 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:47,420 Mountains of washing 124 00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:55,620 And then who's this up here Helsinki that could be a person I know people are living 125 00:09:56,140 --> 00:10:00,980 Well, I mean you've visited that's probably us talking about, you know, do you haven't you visited there? 126 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:05,540 I've been on a I went backpacking across talk about when you went there when I was a 127 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:13,860 Probably that it's probably the dude the story you told when you went into in the room to get the 128 00:10:15,180 --> 00:10:21,540 The we the bongo bongo the bongo bongo story. So but that was that where that was that was Prague Prague 129 00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:25,540 That was in the Czech Republic where that happened, but we were right. Oh shit 130 00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:28,460 I probably shouldn't put him on blast, but they should now live in Helsinki 131 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:32,980 Wait, I don't know. That's it'd be a large big criminal 132 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,820 Guy with some weed underneath a seat that I would 133 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:39,860 occasionally 134 00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:45,180 Too much go get we I should have just for anyone listening the conclusion of that is I really just should have 135 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:49,140 Gotten like three or four grams 136 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:52,520 First time I went back and fucked off 137 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:59,080 Yeah, every day you get one gram just a oh god another just growing pains moment for me 138 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,840 So 139 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:06,120 Anyway, we we've changed the format on this 140 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,360 I shouldn't even I don't even have to preface this anymore if you've been listening 141 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:14,680 This is now how it works. We talked about the movie up at the top so that we can get into bullshit later, which oh 142 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,600 By the way, have you got a list of bullshit? 143 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:22,200 No, no, I wrote down so I have to go right away, I'm so glad I wrote this down 144 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:25,600 I read it right now. It was like okay, so we were talking about Penn and Teller bullshit 145 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:31,600 You said that one of their episodes was wrong and I was like 146 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,760 The show Adam ruins everything which I like quite a bit 147 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:44,160 Okay, that's interesting bill, oh my god 148 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,800 Hey, how's it going? 149 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,960 This is it 150 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:59,760 Probably most comfortable way for you to get in here. Well, holy shit. You forgot that 151 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:03,480 I cannot believe you forgot. No, no, wait, wait. Yeah, and always 152 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:10,160 Always with me and always it's Ryan just nearly gave me a heart attack is that sort of sounded like the cops? 153 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:15,240 I'm like I wasn't expecting it sounded like the cops and 154 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,880 Sure, this is all legal now 155 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,800 Come on 156 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:28,760 Here I got some some weed, okay. Well, we're still kind of in the what are you smoking section? 157 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:33,960 Cool, yeah, I know this is just a bonus loose bag of weed. This is a mystery bag. This has 158 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:37,240 Nugs of all different types strains in it 159 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:45,280 Yeah, I put this together between all the leftover weed for my birthday party or not birthday Halloween party that we're at and I found several 160 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,880 count of like 12 sacks of 161 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:54,720 Really good nugs and so I mixed them together and made the mystery bag by the way, can we talk about that? 162 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:59,320 What are we? Hold on. Let me mark this down. We'll get to it. Yeah. Oh 163 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,360 Nobody 164 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,680 Jesse couldn't make it. He's always here. He's in the corner. He's just not doing anything 165 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:11,880 Yeah, he's not recording anything and of course since Brendan's been here the whole time you guys already know each other 166 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,880 I like the handshake that you guys 167 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,840 Just to finish my tangent Adam ruins everything 168 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:28,600 Yeah, they did a whole season at the end of their season. They're like, here's an entire episode of all the things that we got wrong 169 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:34,160 Where they're just like yeah, we once said that the Empire State Building is this tall. It's not it's this tall 170 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:37,720 We made a mistake. Oh, they're like, hey, we said that this company owned this thing 171 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:43,260 They don't it's whatever like because they're like they fuck up and and since they're ruining things they route 172 00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:48,360 So it's called Adam ruins. Adam ruins everything. Okay, it's very it's very very metal 173 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:53,400 Yeah, it's very and he just goes through all the shit all the mistakes they made and I think they did that twice for like two 174 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:57,120 Of their seasons and then I think after that they stopped making mistakes because they didn't do another one 175 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:02,200 Where were they going through the mistakes of just of their show? 176 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:07,040 Everything Adam ruins everything he does like he talks about diamonds for instance, right? 177 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:11,240 Just the diamonds corporation does a whole episode on it where he talks about operation. Yeah 178 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,560 Yeah, the beers owns like I don't know 179 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,240 I'm paraphrasing like 90% of all the diamonds in the world 180 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:19,000 so what he does is he buys a 181 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:27,000 Necklace or shows someone buying a necklace like a diamond necklace or something from one store for like five grand and then going down 182 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,760 The street and getting offered eight hundred dollars for it 183 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,840 Same I mean like literally just down the street to another 184 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:39,680 Reparable, you know diamond company and they just offer him 800 bucks because diamonds that they're just made up numbers 185 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:45,440 All it is is just what diamond what jewelers think they can get from you for buying a diamond is their whole thing 186 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:48,280 And so after watching that Adam ruins everything 187 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:52,600 I'm like if I were to ever get married if I I show that to her first date 188 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:56,320 Halfway through the relationship and close to when we're gonna get married right? 189 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:01,080 No, no that I get her happy with the idea of a different stone 190 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:08,460 There's a supreme arrogance of this Adam Feller, okay, okay 191 00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:17,700 He's making claims like he's probably right like I heard that diamonds are so plentiful that these diamond companies mine them and then 192 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,980 Hashem out is like rare because they control the entire 193 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:23,840 So it's like an infinite amount of these fucking rocks from these mines 194 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:29,060 You know what I mean? Like and isn't that the same of any resource? Yeah. Yeah, it's like 195 00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:34,820 People are pissed off that they fell into the trap of like the same 196 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:41,500 Propaganda to been fed since the 20s about marriage and diamond rings and now and now the game is actually you can show this broad 197 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,340 This fictional broad you're gonna marry that thing, but she's gonna be like, okay 198 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:46,160 So let's say you get me an amethyst 199 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:52,140 Yeah, right or something or a rare stone that actually is like my friends are gonna fucking make fun of me for not having a diamond 200 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:55,340 Right. Wait, so you better get me a diamond and you are not playing 201 00:15:55,340 --> 00:16:00,780 You get her friends to come over big old hangout put it on the background 202 00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:05,380 Sure, you know the friends to watch it. No what I'm saying you know is he now he goes over all that though 203 00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:09,780 Yeah, you don't think it's not just the diamonds. He goes. Hey, you want to know why you buy engagement rings in the first place? 204 00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:16,100 Here's the newspaper at the first one that just started the campaign that diamonds belong for engagement 205 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:21,580 You gotta say forever Andy. There was only a band before that. I'm gonna use anything before no you had a marriage band 206 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,860 No, you didn't have an engagement ring. No. Yeah. No. Yeah exactly 207 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:27,900 I'm you got married you would you would have a ring but before that I think you just 208 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:33,460 Ask someone to marry you. Yeah, but this was like the 50s is what we started or like the 40s when we started do this 209 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:38,260 It was very recent so it's kind of weird that it's like we still that everyone perpetuates it 210 00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:44,340 So so blatantly but anyway, I think he fixes something from that episode when he ruins his own shit kind of to me 211 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:47,300 It's a capitalist lesson that if you can find the source of something 212 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:51,300 Sure, even if it's plentiful and then as market is rare 213 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:57,100 It then you too can have fuck you money. No matter what no matter what it is 214 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:01,140 Somebody made pet rocks back in the same era. Let's not forget. So yeah 215 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:06,140 I also committed a regular shitty rocks could be your friend. They made a lot of money off that too 216 00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:08,140 Googly eyes on the rocks. Yeah 217 00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:15,300 Yeah, some some the original the original you never heard the original vampire the first vampire ever right? 218 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:22,220 Well the original Karen the first Karen ever thought of this genius idea to put googly eyes on fucking rocks and sell them to her 219 00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:24,220 friends for exorbitant prices 220 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:26,220 Yeah 221 00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:33,380 Zilla Karen the fucking the anti-delivian Karen. Let's see what a pet rock. Yeah. Yeah. I'm looking at images of it 222 00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:37,380 Is this is this 223 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:44,540 That's for $20 we're making fun of the diamond guy was Adam they didn't even put googly eyes on it 224 00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:49,740 They literally put a rock and some straw in a box. Is this really what it looked like? Yeah, okay 225 00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:51,740 So so okay for everyone at home 226 00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:54,320 I've always been under under the I guess 227 00:17:54,780 --> 00:18:01,300 Misconception that that a pet rock was a rock that someone glued googly eyes on to but no, it's actually 228 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,500 Just a rock 229 00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:09,020 On a hay little nest in a box that says pet rock. Yeah 230 00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:14,260 Yeah, okay, but now that I know that was it back there. I think it was 10 back then 231 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:20,980 But this box what is millions of dollars this box contains one. I don't know genuine. Is this yours? Oh, yeah, absolutely get into it 232 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,800 I've had them for weeks now and I had them on the show 233 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:28,860 I can't get great but what he's eating ladies and gentlemen, because again, this is a verbal audio 234 00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:31,820 our spicy rainbow crunch 235 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,740 freeze-dried skittles, so they're 236 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:38,660 Last week spicy skittles here. They're great. Take your hit. Oh 237 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,620 No Dario, so it's it's up to you to 238 00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:49,860 Take reads. I have a I don't mind if you guys mind but recently I had this idea for the podcast if you're okay with 239 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:51,820 It okay. I had this really clever idea 240 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:56,920 I feel like there's a vacuum and what the pack what the group needs is somebody that reads off poems 241 00:18:57,780 --> 00:19:02,780 For the movies that we review. Oh, and I thought it'd be really interesting if we just had Burt 242 00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:04,380 read 243 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:06,380 poems every episode and 244 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:11,420 One of them we have one locked and loaded for future. He does he has enough for future support 245 00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:15,660 He has one to introduce himself. Hey whenever you want to get get around to it. Okay 246 00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:23,940 Well, I didn't I didn't see him until now, right? God, this is gonna be weird. There might even be copyright issues in the future 247 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:27,700 Because 248 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:32,620 We've already determined well, you can make that decision now because we've already determined that's the future you so it doesn't 249 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:37,200 Really matter you make all decide in the future. It's just one right and then we'll pass it 250 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,980 It looks like you were about to oh, I was gonna score to that boy. I brought flour 251 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,900 This is gonna get demolished by me 252 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:51,300 So I have a problem snack I get over here I get like I get high all day 253 00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:54,460 But for some reason your fucking shit gives me the munchies like a mother 254 00:19:54,460 --> 00:20:02,220 I've been smoking for years. I don't get the munchies. Normally. Well, I always I try to have little snacks out 255 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:06,220 I will fuck it up so bad 256 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:15,420 Yes, we're in our time orbits it's not it's not three months later right now it's 257 00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:22,780 I know people at home don't want to hear this shit. It's only a few days later. I was sitting there and I realized that Bob has gone 258 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:27,580 To the fucking grave beyond and now I'm here to take his place 259 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,020 And I thought man I 260 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:38,660 Podcast needs poems. Yeah, and I'm also gonna volunteer not the main ones ever done this before but I'm also gonna sing some songs in regards 261 00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:42,020 to the to the movies we're watching do you want to write us a 262 00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:48,420 Breakfast club style apology because that's where we were that was one of the most letdown fucking things of all time 263 00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:53,260 Is I wanted that so badly Bob didn't but I feel and I can't speak for Bert 264 00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:57,260 This is an audio podcast. Bert's another person that's not always here 265 00:20:57,260 --> 00:20:59,260 But he would love 266 00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:04,420 Bert's gonna write a breakfast club apology for that shitty movie that his brother 267 00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:09,220 Recommended. Yeah, wait, we're going to need another apology 268 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:11,220 For what? 269 00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:13,220 For what? No 270 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:17,700 This week's movie because you became the future Bob so much 271 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:22,820 Was that who is that this made you Bob and that's basically slapstick. Yeah 272 00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,500 I've missed that 273 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:30,660 Because no one does no one does Mike better than you and I'm including Mike including me, right? 274 00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:34,100 Well, and by the way, I'm gonna have no joke 275 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:41,100 I'm gonna have some this is basically slapstick t-shirts made 276 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,100 I want them so bad 277 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:47,340 You can order I'm gonna have it set up where you can pick your travesty that's happened to the planet 278 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,340 you can pick like 279 00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:57,420 Apartheid and 9-eleven you can pick floods and then there's gonna be a by a chibi a chibi Mike going 280 00:21:57,420 --> 00:21:59,420 It's basically slapstick 281 00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:01,420 at the top of the shirt so 282 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,420 send them me 283 00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:05,420 Phototypes are building right now 284 00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:09,320 When it comes in send that sent right the fried rice 285 00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:11,580 Yeah, I love it 286 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:15,280 Please send us a message and we'll make sure we get you a custom shirt made 287 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,180 I fucking love it first few will probably be on me. Oh 288 00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:25,060 My god, perfect. Okay. Well great. Oh, let me introduce. Let me introduce Bert. What's his last name? 289 00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:27,140 Is it just is it just Polarski? Yeah, it's Bob's 290 00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:32,780 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes for city if a studio time 20 we do that before after the movie you're out 291 00:22:32,780 --> 00:22:37,820 You're going out. Oh you're backing up the order again. Well, I can summon Bert whenever you want 292 00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:41,860 Well, yeah, we're doing right. Yeah, let's get into this. Let's get into this move 293 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:45,140 Okay, what's this movie? I'm trying to keep him in 294 00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:51,500 The blind a bit we can work with it for those for those listening at home 295 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:56,500 I'm the high lady. Yeah, you're gonna have to actually pack one. You know 296 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:05,180 They're both I can't do both man, I can't I can't host and pack a bowl 297 00:23:05,180 --> 00:23:09,200 I just I like the fuck Andy you guys have to pack them and I'll smoke them 298 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:11,860 so 299 00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:13,940 What was the movie? What was the movie guys? 300 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:18,140 In the movie we are what was it called? It's called this right here. It's on it's right up here 301 00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:22,380 It's called future sport. Can I do I know? I want to know don't even look at that put it down 302 00:23:22,380 --> 00:23:26,300 But don't I'm gonna know stuff. Okay, what cuz I'm gonna explain control. I'm gonna explain 303 00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:31,020 I'm gonna tell you about this. I just want you to hear the premise first that we've got that got us into this 304 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:33,020 Okay. No, okay 305 00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:35,180 No 306 00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:40,160 You want to make it three I'm giving you that I'm giving you that I'm gonna give you the tagline right here 307 00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:47,580 You know in a world where gang violence was solved by two guys creating a sport mixing 308 00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:48,900 basketball 309 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:56,900 Baseball hockey played on hoverboards and rollerblades called future sport called future sport. That's important 310 00:23:56,900 --> 00:24:01,980 Oh, yeah, let's go see the future sport match is what people would say to each other go in there 311 00:24:01,980 --> 00:24:03,980 And so because of its popularity 312 00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:12,100 They've decided to use it to maybe try to solve war instead of just gang violence. It worked for gangs 313 00:24:12,260 --> 00:24:15,140 Let's see if we can solve international conflict 314 00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:18,540 So like the UN's already be starring Dean Kane 315 00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:25,660 Stopping a Hawaiian terrorist organization 316 00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:28,260 From as there are so many 317 00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:32,020 Heal. Oh, you know starring the most white 318 00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:38,780 Hawaiian of all time the wrong wearing Hawaiian face. I'm gonna call it anyway, what we'll get to that. He 319 00:24:39,940 --> 00:24:42,420 Dean Kane is a star. What's the you? 320 00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:44,940 Mean, he's Lois and Clark 321 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:52,100 Yeah, what do you want? He and also not future sport and now he's a crazy dude now, but it's yeah 322 00:24:52,740 --> 00:24:54,300 he 323 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:57,140 anyway with the help of with with the 324 00:24:57,660 --> 00:25:03,020 Wesley Snipes as as a guy named fix and Vanessa Williams as the ex-girlfriend 325 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:06,260 Jamaican guy named okay Jamaican guy named 326 00:25:06,260 --> 00:25:13,060 Fix this is a sport. No, this is not yours Ryan. This is really made for TV yet 327 00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:15,820 titties and rated R 328 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:21,900 For they added that in it was to be has a rule 329 00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:26,900 There's just a scenery say God they did 330 00:25:28,380 --> 00:25:33,820 Digitally added titties. I bet you the water in that hot tub. That was my favorite moment was the kiddies. Yeah 331 00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:37,380 Yeah, that was my favorite moment was the kiddies 332 00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:44,100 So they can't stop me anymore. I'm permanent. That's the premise. Here's the event horizon poster 333 00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:55,340 Sporter you should see the rollerball posters the same poster to rollerball 334 00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:58,780 Put a trailer on a future sport. Yeah, I 335 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:03,340 Never even watched a trailer almost causes seizures 336 00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:11,460 For those listening at home, here's this here's the trailer your future sport. Oh hold on. I'm gonna have this muted 337 00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:20,460 From Columbia try star 338 00:26:20,460 --> 00:26:29,980 Idiot, yes. I 339 00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:37,380 For one moment the world 340 00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:41,380 Oh 341 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:56,940 My god, this is just a seizure inducing music video montage of the opening of Batman Beyond theme song 342 00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:02,020 This wanted to be bad man, I was so high 343 00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:04,020 This 344 00:27:23,260 --> 00:27:28,700 Isis isix these isix from the book. I can't believe they added that fucking character 345 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:35,420 This is and this is after or we can't make time. I help my timeline brain work. Is this after 346 00:27:36,140 --> 00:27:37,420 blade 347 00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:40,100 No, and I in here's that's as good 348 00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:46,020 Because here's talking about going back. Okay, we're skipping we're skipping ahead just a moment, but at one point 349 00:27:46,780 --> 00:27:49,620 Wesley Snipes does some kung fu 350 00:27:50,940 --> 00:27:56,340 You don't expect this from his character because his character up until this point was just a guy 351 00:27:56,340 --> 00:28:01,460 He's like a he's just trying to stop gang warfare. He invented the sport future sport 352 00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:03,860 He didn't want to be a player. He's staying back from it 353 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:09,860 Then eventually, you know this then then eventually he joins the terrorists 354 00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:16,220 He realizes that was a mistake. He then joins the good guys on the future sport field 355 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:22,220 And then does some kung fu, but when he does the kung fu he has a few very very like beta 356 00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:26,020 blade like like alpha blade lines like it's like 357 00:28:26,540 --> 00:28:30,740 Just before blade came out. He tested out some things where I think he kicked a guy in the face 358 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:38,020 Okay, perfect 359 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:48,260 Tell the people when he's delivered with a Jamaican accent with a Jamaican made the whole movie 360 00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:52,460 That was someone else that wasn't Wesley so okay Wesley Snipes 361 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,500 Dead man can't earn data 362 00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:03,060 It's just a weird 363 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:09,700 Full said yeah, he went as full said is like it was almost wait. Here's it was Wesley stack playing it 364 00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:11,700 It was still almost racist 365 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:18,340 I was like it was just Robert Downey Jr. Doing blackface. Yes, exactly. I felt less racist 366 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:22,740 I felt less racist than this but we can't I don't know what Wesley Snipes is heritage is 367 00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:26,660 Maybe he's of Jamaican heritage and so he could get away with it late 368 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:33,300 Stereotype of the whole Jamaican culture one of my notes was not sure if this movie is supposed to be funny 369 00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:37,380 But Wesley Snipes is hilarious. I think he was trying 370 00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:43,540 Okay, so let me I mean we made a point though. He said right when he was introduced. He's like that guy's shady 371 00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:51,340 Yeah, okay, so but then I realized he later Dario minutes because he was he's wearing sunglasses the whole time 372 00:29:51,340 --> 00:29:53,700 Yeah, so he was shady. That's what was so fun 373 00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:57,020 How about for a for a way to do this today since I didn't watch it 374 00:29:57,020 --> 00:30:01,260 How about I ask you guys a shitload of questions? Okay. All right. Okay, so 375 00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:06,220 Let's go. Did they solve war with future sports? Yeah 376 00:30:06,220 --> 00:30:08,140 Kind of yeah 377 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:13,860 Sort of they did the future sport at the end. They the the so who are the factions in this? 378 00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:17,940 So you have you just for North America? Okay, all of it. Okay 379 00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:23,100 Versus is that Canada and South America are now fused into one North America. Finally, I think so 380 00:30:24,580 --> 00:30:26,580 This is 2025 381 00:30:30,340 --> 00:30:32,340 Next year 2024 382 00:30:32,340 --> 00:30:34,340 Here 383 00:30:35,260 --> 00:30:37,620 Chelsea Clinton is the president of course 384 00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:41,620 Get the president 385 00:30:41,780 --> 00:30:44,900 President Clinton's on the line tell Chelsea. I'll call her back later 386 00:30:47,780 --> 00:30:54,660 That's a bold choice we're writing the script right you're like we need it we need a fun sassy president someone that's gonna like 387 00:30:54,780 --> 00:30:56,780 blow the people away 388 00:30:56,860 --> 00:30:58,860 Chelsea Clinton 389 00:30:58,860 --> 00:31:02,180 Assuming there was a writer and this no there was a writer 390 00:31:02,180 --> 00:31:08,460 That's the reason I picked this movie because the writer is the guy that wrote and directed Miracle Mile the movie was last week 391 00:31:08,460 --> 00:31:11,660 Which is great. That's and we went to his Wikipedia fun. I would have made 392 00:31:12,340 --> 00:31:17,140 Wesley Snipes the president and then the other character is also played by him 393 00:31:17,140 --> 00:31:28,140 Just so that way you know that this guy over here is not Wesley Snipes 394 00:31:28,140 --> 00:31:30,140 Without the dreads without the dreads 395 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:32,140 Yeah, just he's like I'm a bad motherfucker 396 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:38,140 And then he plays Jamaican guy Figgs and they interact with each other a lot 397 00:31:38,140 --> 00:31:40,140 But that way he's not him 398 00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:45,140 Got it. Okay. Great. Well, okay. So yeah eventually eventually 399 00:31:45,140 --> 00:31:50,140 So basically Dean Cain hotshot player, right? 400 00:31:50,140 --> 00:31:55,780 He's the best he's the LeBron James of the future you get it and in this very 401 00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:59,140 I was gonna say it's the most popular his popularity index 402 00:31:59,140 --> 00:32:01,140 The highest ever 403 00:32:01,140 --> 00:32:03,140 His douchebag index is the highest ever 404 00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:09,140 It's basically that Black Mirror episode where everyone is rates each other in the ranks of a book 405 00:32:09,140 --> 00:32:15,140 He's 10. He's even after all of the fiasco of him losing the big game is still 10 ahead of the actual president 406 00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:19,140 Well it's Chelsea Clinton 407 00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:21,140 I mean I probably like Dean Cain too 408 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:23,140 You know what I mean? 409 00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:25,140 I don't like LeBron James 410 00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:27,140 I've liked him more than any president ever 411 00:32:27,140 --> 00:32:29,140 Oh shit 412 00:32:29,140 --> 00:32:31,140 So yeah 413 00:32:31,140 --> 00:32:35,140 By the way, we're gonna call Dean Cain the Pharaoh 414 00:32:35,140 --> 00:32:37,140 The Pharaoh 415 00:32:37,140 --> 00:32:41,140 Because that's just I everybody needed a little bit of cultural preparation 416 00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:45,140 Why was he? He had random Spanish 417 00:32:45,140 --> 00:32:49,140 It's because his name was Trey Mayne Ramsey 418 00:32:49,140 --> 00:32:51,140 Yeah 419 00:32:51,140 --> 00:32:53,140 Three man team 420 00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:55,140 Is that Trey Man Ramsey? 421 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,140 They call him Trey the Pharaoh 422 00:32:57,140 --> 00:32:59,140 So in this he's 423 00:32:59,140 --> 00:33:01,140 He was originally written for Eric Estrada 424 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:03,140 Was he really? 425 00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:05,140 No I have no idea 426 00:33:05,140 --> 00:33:07,140 He changed actors but not the stereo 427 00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:09,140 Don't you always without Dario getting greens shouldn't you get greens? 428 00:33:09,140 --> 00:33:11,140 No that's not how this works 429 00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:13,140 Well I'll do them 430 00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:15,140 Because you did it Star Wars 431 00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:17,140 I'm next in line 432 00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:19,140 So the Pharaoh 433 00:33:19,140 --> 00:33:25,140 His girlfriend gives him a necklace that is just straight up like an Egyptian artifact necklace 434 00:33:25,140 --> 00:33:27,140 And she puts it around his neck 435 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:29,140 And she's like exactly that's it 436 00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:31,140 Oh my god 437 00:33:31,140 --> 00:33:33,140 I swear I didn't see this 438 00:33:33,140 --> 00:33:35,140 I didn't waste my time with this shit 439 00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:37,140 So then we got him 440 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:39,140 Cultural appropriation for Egypt 441 00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:41,140 Vanessa Williams 442 00:33:41,140 --> 00:33:43,140 Is 443 00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:45,140 I don't know she's pretty cool whatever 444 00:33:45,140 --> 00:33:47,140 I liked her character 445 00:33:47,140 --> 00:33:49,140 She was good so she's the reporter that found 446 00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:51,140 Future Sport when it was just gangs 447 00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:53,140 Settling their beefs 448 00:33:53,140 --> 00:33:55,140 Through Future Sport 449 00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:57,140 As they normally do 450 00:33:57,140 --> 00:33:59,140 I guarantee you an art major wrote this movie 451 00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:01,140 Oh it's crazy though this movie 452 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:03,140 This movie is so crazy because at the time 453 00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:05,140 These were three pretty 454 00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:07,140 Superstar people 455 00:34:07,140 --> 00:34:09,140 Not even three, Wesley Snipes was 456 00:34:09,140 --> 00:34:11,140 Wesley Snipes was fucking US Marshals 457 00:34:11,140 --> 00:34:13,140 I said three 458 00:34:13,140 --> 00:34:15,140 All three of them were 459 00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:17,140 Very famous at the time 460 00:34:17,140 --> 00:34:19,140 Oh yeah I was gonna say 461 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:21,140 Oh yeah you're not wrong about that 462 00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:23,140 And this was a TV movie 463 00:34:23,140 --> 00:34:25,140 I don't know how they, in what TV channel 464 00:34:25,140 --> 00:34:27,140 You spent as much money as it would have been for those three 465 00:34:27,140 --> 00:34:29,140 This was blackmail for sure 466 00:34:29,140 --> 00:34:31,140 Because there's something 467 00:34:31,140 --> 00:34:33,140 Because Wesley Snipes by this time 468 00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:35,140 Had already starred in New Jack City 469 00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:37,140 White men can't jump 470 00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:39,140 Rising sun 471 00:34:39,140 --> 00:34:41,140 Was Sean Conner 472 00:34:41,140 --> 00:34:43,140 Demolition man 473 00:34:43,140 --> 00:34:45,140 Holy shit 474 00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:47,140 And US Marshals 475 00:34:47,140 --> 00:34:49,140 Came out the same year 476 00:34:49,140 --> 00:34:51,140 But he was cast 477 00:34:51,140 --> 00:34:53,140 Whatever that was 478 00:34:53,140 --> 00:34:55,140 Was a firecracker 479 00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:57,140 When my wife went to look at something 480 00:34:57,140 --> 00:34:59,140 It's not even on here 481 00:34:59,140 --> 00:35:01,140 She looked up on her deep cane 482 00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:03,140 This movie didn't show up there like it's not on there 483 00:35:03,140 --> 00:35:05,140 Dude you know what I remember this movie 484 00:35:05,140 --> 00:35:07,140 Because it was a TV movie they didn't know 485 00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:09,140 I remember this being advertised for Syfy 486 00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:11,140 Back when I was in high school 487 00:35:11,140 --> 00:35:13,140 It was probably a rerun on Syfy, I'm sure it was NBC 488 00:35:13,140 --> 00:35:15,140 Or somebody big back then 489 00:35:15,140 --> 00:35:17,140 Hey motherfucker, Wesley Snipes was also 490 00:35:17,140 --> 00:35:19,140 A producer on this movie 491 00:35:19,140 --> 00:35:21,140 So 492 00:35:21,140 --> 00:35:23,140 I don't know, anyway 493 00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:25,140 So the, there's the Pan Pacific 494 00:35:25,140 --> 00:35:27,140 Commonwealth and the North American Alliance 495 00:35:27,140 --> 00:35:29,140 Those are the two people and they're trying to go 496 00:35:29,140 --> 00:35:31,140 Who's going to take over the Hawaiian Islands 497 00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:33,140 You have a terrorist organization 498 00:35:33,140 --> 00:35:35,140 Known as Hilo 499 00:35:35,140 --> 00:35:37,140 You have a terrorist organization 500 00:35:37,140 --> 00:35:39,140 Known as Hilo played by 501 00:35:39,140 --> 00:35:41,140 Oh my god, I need to click his IMDB 502 00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:43,140 Because he's so white 503 00:35:43,140 --> 00:35:45,140 No that's how we got here Andy 504 00:35:45,140 --> 00:35:47,140 Don't click on anyone's IMDB 505 00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:49,140 No no no, what was his name? Oh Eric Seif 506 00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:51,140 Okay, this guy 507 00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:53,140 Oh his name's Born, great 508 00:35:53,140 --> 00:35:55,140 Looks like Benedict Cumberpatch 509 00:35:55,140 --> 00:35:57,140 This guy wearing full 510 00:35:57,140 --> 00:35:59,140 Full Hawaiian 511 00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:01,140 Tribal makeup 512 00:36:01,140 --> 00:36:03,140 You know the shit on the rock's 513 00:36:03,140 --> 00:36:05,140 Shoulder? It's on his face 514 00:36:05,140 --> 00:36:07,140 The entire movie 515 00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:09,140 And he's calling people Howley 516 00:36:09,140 --> 00:36:11,140 Yeah, that's the thing 517 00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:13,140 He calls people Howley's 518 00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:15,140 Oh god, it's bad 519 00:36:15,140 --> 00:36:17,140 Wait wait wait, I have a thing 520 00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:19,140 My friend, his name's Kennedy 521 00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:21,140 Jamin Kennedy, he lives in the Hawaiian Islands 522 00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:23,140 Right, like he's lived there his entire life 523 00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:25,140 He speaks pidgin and shit like that 524 00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:27,140 Like he's fucking adept at it 525 00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:29,140 Would you guys like me to ask him 526 00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:31,140 Any Hawaiian-centric questions 527 00:36:31,140 --> 00:36:33,140 And we can play Is It Racist? 528 00:36:33,140 --> 00:36:35,140 I'll have him watch that 529 00:36:35,140 --> 00:36:37,140 I'll have him watch that 530 00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:39,140 You should have him watch that 531 00:36:39,140 --> 00:36:41,140 And then just get his general vibes 532 00:36:41,140 --> 00:36:43,140 Of what he thought about 533 00:36:43,140 --> 00:36:45,140 The storyline 534 00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:47,140 I'll tell you, whatever I get here for the follow-up ladies 535 00:36:47,140 --> 00:36:49,140 I'll message him and I'll have him 536 00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:51,140 Send me a voice memo 537 00:36:51,140 --> 00:36:53,140 And I'll play it on the pass-by 538 00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:55,140 I want to hear it, yes 539 00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:57,140 Do you hear this Kennedy? You're answering these fucking 540 00:36:57,140 --> 00:36:59,140 Hard-fought questions about how racist it is 541 00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:01,140 That JR Bourne 542 00:37:01,140 --> 00:37:03,140 Had a tribal tattoo 543 00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:05,140 On his face 544 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:07,140 On his face of all places 545 00:37:07,140 --> 00:37:09,140 He leans hard into that 546 00:37:09,140 --> 00:37:11,140 He's like 547 00:37:11,140 --> 00:37:13,140 Butters character in that South Park episode of Hawaii 548 00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:15,140 He's a native Hawaiian 549 00:37:15,140 --> 00:37:17,140 It's overplayed like cartoon overplay 550 00:37:17,140 --> 00:37:19,140 It's basically slapstick 551 00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:21,140 It's basically slapstick, Andy 552 00:37:21,140 --> 00:37:23,140 When you had this guy on there 553 00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:25,140 Appearing to be racially what he's not 554 00:37:25,140 --> 00:37:27,140 And I said he's doing it 555 00:37:27,140 --> 00:37:29,140 Okay, he's playing the role autistic 556 00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:31,140 He's basically a slapstick 557 00:37:31,140 --> 00:37:33,140 Hawaiian 558 00:37:33,140 --> 00:37:35,140 You're good at it, Ed Mike 559 00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:37,140 You're better at me than me 560 00:37:37,140 --> 00:37:39,140 You're better at me than me 561 00:37:39,140 --> 00:37:41,140 So anyway, okay, so 562 00:37:41,140 --> 00:37:43,140 It was streetball back in the day 563 00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:45,140 I don't think they had hoverboards, it was skateboards and rollerblades 564 00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:47,140 It looked cooler when it was on 565 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,140 It looked cool 566 00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:51,140 It was skateboards and rollerblades 567 00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:53,140 There were some people with rollerblades with sticks 568 00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:55,140 That are I guess legally allowed to beat the shit out of you 569 00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:57,140 While other people were just rolling around 570 00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:59,140 Only on street rules, that's only when you go to street rules 571 00:37:59,140 --> 00:38:01,140 And if you got a ball, the ball 572 00:38:01,140 --> 00:38:03,140 Well I don't know how they replicated this 573 00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:05,140 But after five seconds you had to probably let go of it 574 00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:07,140 But in the 575 00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:09,140 New version, ten years later 576 00:38:09,140 --> 00:38:11,140 Can you imagine the Bloods versus the 577 00:38:11,140 --> 00:38:13,140 Can you imagine the Bloods versus the Crips 578 00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:15,140 The amount of cheating 579 00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:17,140 In that game 580 00:38:17,140 --> 00:38:19,140 What if, what if they won 581 00:38:19,140 --> 00:38:21,140 What if they didn't 582 00:38:21,140 --> 00:38:23,140 That's heart attack 583 00:38:23,140 --> 00:38:25,140 Oh my god, what if Wesley Sipes 584 00:38:25,140 --> 00:38:27,140 You're giving me too much mic voice 585 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:29,140 And you're still a little too mic right now 586 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,140 Oh my god 587 00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:33,140 I'm still stuck here 588 00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:35,140 And that's basically slapstick 589 00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:39,140 Maybe I need to beat Bert to clear it 590 00:38:39,140 --> 00:38:41,140 You gotta clear it, right 591 00:38:41,140 --> 00:38:43,140 Yeah, this is 592 00:38:43,140 --> 00:38:45,140 Fuck 593 00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:51,140 I was gonna admonish you for 594 00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:53,140 Your face is the color of your shirt 595 00:38:53,140 --> 00:38:55,140 Right up, red 596 00:38:55,140 --> 00:38:57,140 Are you okay? 597 00:38:57,140 --> 00:38:59,140 I am now 598 00:38:59,140 --> 00:39:01,140 So it's the big game 599 00:39:01,140 --> 00:39:03,140 Championship game, world championship 600 00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:05,140 And what's the stakes? 601 00:39:05,140 --> 00:39:07,140 Nothing, just a trophy, it's the world championship 602 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:09,140 How are they solving the war but just having big games for trophies 603 00:39:09,140 --> 00:39:11,140 They're not, they're not 604 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:13,140 Because the game warfare, so think about this 605 00:39:13,140 --> 00:39:15,140 They invent street going 606 00:39:15,140 --> 00:39:17,140 So this 607 00:39:17,140 --> 00:39:19,140 This movie takes place 10 years after 608 00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:21,140 This sport already exists 609 00:39:21,140 --> 00:39:23,140 But the Vanessa Williams 610 00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:25,140 Is a reporter that 10 years ago found 611 00:39:25,140 --> 00:39:27,140 This sport and was like hey 612 00:39:27,140 --> 00:39:29,140 This is stopping 613 00:39:29,140 --> 00:39:31,140 Game warfare 614 00:39:31,140 --> 00:39:33,140 How 615 00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:35,140 How is that possible 616 00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:37,140 Because gangs were settling 617 00:39:37,140 --> 00:39:39,140 Hey, we wanna sell drugs on this corner 618 00:39:41,140 --> 00:39:43,140 And they're like no 619 00:39:43,140 --> 00:39:45,140 We settle this in a game of 620 00:39:45,140 --> 00:39:47,140 Future sport 621 00:39:47,140 --> 00:39:49,140 Instead of shooting each other 622 00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:51,140 As high as we are 623 00:39:51,140 --> 00:39:53,140 So what happened to the game that lost 624 00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:55,140 They have to simulate 625 00:39:55,140 --> 00:39:57,140 So they have a 626 00:39:57,140 --> 00:39:59,140 They have a version of street ball 627 00:39:59,140 --> 00:40:01,140 That's basically just rollerblading and skateboarding around 628 00:40:01,140 --> 00:40:03,140 With a ball 629 00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:05,140 They're throwing into a tube 630 00:40:05,140 --> 00:40:07,140 Your description is so much better than the movie 631 00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:09,140 They don't say anything 632 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,140 They just think that you got along with them 633 00:40:11,140 --> 00:40:13,140 Oh sure 634 00:40:13,140 --> 00:40:15,140 This is after a whole movie of trying to 635 00:40:15,140 --> 00:40:17,140 Deduce what the sport is 636 00:40:17,140 --> 00:40:19,140 I just nailed it 637 00:40:19,140 --> 00:40:21,140 It's a few people on rollerblades 638 00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:23,140 With sticks that are allowed to hit you 639 00:40:23,140 --> 00:40:25,140 Otherwise 640 00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:27,140 Otherwise you're on a skateboard 641 00:40:27,140 --> 00:40:29,140 With a little ball you got 5 seconds to throw it 642 00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:31,140 Into a tube 643 00:40:31,140 --> 00:40:33,140 Or it's gonna shock you basically 644 00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:35,140 This is the street ball 645 00:40:35,140 --> 00:40:37,140 It doesn't shock you 646 00:40:37,140 --> 00:40:39,140 It's a sport 647 00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:41,140 Exactly 648 00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:43,140 It's port town is what they call it 649 00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:45,140 Future sport it's gotta be in port town 650 00:40:45,140 --> 00:40:47,140 It's not in Jamaica 651 00:40:47,140 --> 00:40:49,140 This is all in North America 652 00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:51,140 Because Westley Sipes invented it 653 00:40:51,140 --> 00:40:53,140 In East Jamaican 654 00:40:53,140 --> 00:40:55,140 He could have invented it in California 655 00:40:55,140 --> 00:40:57,140 He didn't have to be in Jamaica to invent the game 656 00:40:57,140 --> 00:40:59,140 He invented it with the Pharaoh 657 00:40:59,140 --> 00:41:01,140 Dean Cain 658 00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:03,140 Dean Cain invented it 659 00:41:03,140 --> 00:41:05,140 Dean Cain was a professional 660 00:41:05,140 --> 00:41:07,140 Basketball player 661 00:41:07,140 --> 00:41:09,140 Because this replaced basketball 662 00:41:09,140 --> 00:41:11,140 There we go scandal 663 00:41:11,140 --> 00:41:13,140 And so he 664 00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:15,140 Exactly 665 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:17,140 Dean Cain killed basketball 666 00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:19,140 He left 667 00:41:19,140 --> 00:41:21,140 Nobody wanted to watch basketball anymore 668 00:41:21,140 --> 00:41:23,140 His Q rating was too high 669 00:41:23,140 --> 00:41:25,140 His yelp review 670 00:41:25,140 --> 00:41:27,140 Can you imagine the stress of 671 00:41:27,140 --> 00:41:29,140 He's dicking a chick down 672 00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:31,140 And does it wrong and she drops his view 673 00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:33,140 The stress of being the Pharaoh 674 00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:35,140 That kinda happens 675 00:41:35,140 --> 00:41:37,140 Maybe that's why they call him the Pharaohs 676 00:41:37,140 --> 00:41:39,140 Because he killed something 677 00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:41,140 And came back to life 678 00:41:41,140 --> 00:41:43,140 He killed basketball 679 00:41:43,140 --> 00:41:45,140 That's him and the reporter 680 00:41:45,140 --> 00:41:47,140 That's a little deeper than this movie 681 00:41:47,140 --> 00:41:49,140 Yes 682 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:51,140 A little deeper 683 00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:53,140 I like it 684 00:41:53,140 --> 00:41:55,140 You're channeling it 685 00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:57,140 So that's 10 years ago 686 00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:59,140 Vanessa Williams finds it 687 00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:01,140 She does a report on it 688 00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:03,140 It gets national attention 689 00:42:03,140 --> 00:42:05,140 But not for the right reasons 690 00:42:05,140 --> 00:42:07,140 According to Wesley Snipes 691 00:42:07,140 --> 00:42:09,140 Which is like hey we're stopping gang warfare 692 00:42:09,140 --> 00:42:11,140 Instead it's like look at this cool sport 693 00:42:11,140 --> 00:42:13,140 Now that's realistic 694 00:42:13,140 --> 00:42:15,140 So they make it into the NFL 695 00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:17,140 Basically whatever 696 00:42:17,140 --> 00:42:19,140 They make it into a huge thing 697 00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:21,140 10 years later 698 00:42:21,140 --> 00:42:23,140 The Pharaoh since he invented the sport 699 00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:25,140 He's fucking great at it 700 00:42:25,140 --> 00:42:27,140 I'm gonna let you describe 701 00:42:27,140 --> 00:42:29,140 Let me give you two facts about him 702 00:42:29,140 --> 00:42:31,140 He's very very very selfish 703 00:42:31,140 --> 00:42:33,140 And he thinks he can do it all on his own 704 00:42:33,140 --> 00:42:35,140 I don't need to explain anything 705 00:42:35,140 --> 00:42:37,140 Why don't you tell me how the match goes 706 00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:39,140 The other team has a hot new up and comer 707 00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:41,140 That's pretty talented 708 00:42:41,140 --> 00:42:43,140 And wants to win 709 00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:45,140 And he's on his last year 710 00:42:45,140 --> 00:42:47,140 And the Pharaoh is on his last year maybe 711 00:42:47,140 --> 00:42:49,140 He tries to hot shot it 712 00:42:49,140 --> 00:42:51,140 And then the new hot talent beats him up 713 00:42:51,140 --> 00:42:53,140 Beginning them 714 00:42:53,140 --> 00:42:55,140 Well in a way 715 00:42:55,140 --> 00:42:57,140 He doesn't beat him up because he's not 716 00:42:57,140 --> 00:42:59,140 He's not a guy with a stick 717 00:42:59,140 --> 00:43:01,140 He's a guy that throws it into the tube 718 00:43:01,140 --> 00:43:03,140 He's still the hero even though he's a douchebag 719 00:43:03,140 --> 00:43:05,140 But yeah he fucks up 720 00:43:05,140 --> 00:43:07,140 He doesn't pass 721 00:43:07,140 --> 00:43:09,140 He refuses to pass the ball 722 00:43:09,140 --> 00:43:11,140 And because of his selfish play 723 00:43:11,140 --> 00:43:13,140 The other team is able to capitalize on him 724 00:43:13,140 --> 00:43:15,140 Oh in this game 725 00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:17,140 Mike's been trying to make this point 726 00:43:17,140 --> 00:43:19,140 In this version in the future 727 00:43:19,140 --> 00:43:21,140 Now that you're playing big leagues 728 00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:23,140 Oh you're on hover boards motherfucker 729 00:43:23,140 --> 00:43:25,140 It's not skateboards anymore 730 00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:27,140 Hover boards with, they look sick 731 00:43:27,140 --> 00:43:29,140 The hover board technology is probably the best thing about this movie 732 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:31,140 Compared to back to the future 733 00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:33,140 It looks like back to the future 734 00:43:33,140 --> 00:43:35,140 There's a rip off of their hover board 735 00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:37,140 I'm sure they did exactly what they did 736 00:43:37,140 --> 00:43:39,140 Now they're picking on me 737 00:43:39,140 --> 00:43:41,140 But they did it a lot more 738 00:43:41,140 --> 00:43:43,140 You don't get a lot of hover board in back to the future 739 00:43:43,140 --> 00:43:45,140 You get more of it in this one 740 00:43:47,140 --> 00:43:49,140 But the ball 741 00:43:49,140 --> 00:43:51,140 He's been playing for more than 5 seconds 742 00:43:51,140 --> 00:43:53,140 What happens? 743 00:43:53,140 --> 00:43:55,140 But what does the host say? 744 00:43:55,140 --> 00:43:57,140 He's trying to ride the lightning 745 00:43:57,140 --> 00:43:59,140 He's trying to ride the lightning 746 00:43:59,140 --> 00:44:01,140 And he couldn't do it 747 00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:03,140 Because it starts fucking 748 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,140 Electrocuting you as you're heading 749 00:44:05,140 --> 00:44:07,140 Towards the tube 750 00:44:07,140 --> 00:44:09,140 And you're just fucking looking 751 00:44:09,140 --> 00:44:11,140 He literally has an open person 752 00:44:11,140 --> 00:44:13,140 And he's getting 753 00:44:15,140 --> 00:44:17,140 Instead of passing 754 00:44:17,140 --> 00:44:19,140 He falls to the ground 755 00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:21,140 The other guy picks it up and wins 756 00:44:21,140 --> 00:44:23,140 And he's embarrassed 757 00:44:23,140 --> 00:44:25,140 That's just the first game 758 00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:27,140 Are we to assume that if you ride the lightning 759 00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:29,140 Long enough you can score? 760 00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:31,140 Yes, it's their assumption 761 00:44:31,140 --> 00:44:33,140 Skip to the end 762 00:44:33,140 --> 00:44:35,140 Did the announcer go 763 00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:37,140 He's ride the lightning 764 00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:39,140 Did he do anything like 765 00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:41,140 Ride the lightning 766 00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:43,140 What did he say in neat? 767 00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:45,140 He pops up in the screen 768 00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:47,140 He tried to ride the lightning 769 00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:49,140 Damn 770 00:44:49,140 --> 00:44:51,140 It's a weird commentator 771 00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:53,140 It's kind of weird how 772 00:44:53,140 --> 00:44:55,140 Whoever wrote it, one of that guy 773 00:44:55,140 --> 00:44:57,140 To be low energy 774 00:44:57,140 --> 00:44:59,140 Make sure he's got a zanny bar 775 00:44:59,140 --> 00:45:01,140 Going through his system 776 00:45:01,140 --> 00:45:03,140 Whoever's the guy covering the play by play 777 00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:05,140 Pretty much 778 00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:07,140 Give Tony Schiavone a tranquilizer 779 00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:09,140 He tried to ride the lightning 780 00:45:11,140 --> 00:45:13,140 He held on to the high voltage 781 00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:15,140 Current for several seconds 782 00:45:15,140 --> 00:45:17,140 He wasn't very exciting about it 783 00:45:17,140 --> 00:45:19,140 When he announced he rode the lightning 784 00:45:19,140 --> 00:45:21,140 It was just a little bit more energy 785 00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:23,140 It was during it 786 00:45:23,140 --> 00:45:25,140 I will say this, their depiction of the future 787 00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:27,140 You bring up the point of the announcers 788 00:45:27,140 --> 00:45:29,140 Being superimposed 789 00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:31,140 Onto the 790 00:45:31,140 --> 00:45:33,140 Image of the game 791 00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:35,140 Which they make a comment 792 00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:37,140 Back in the old flat screen 793 00:45:37,140 --> 00:45:39,140 Movie days 794 00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:41,140 When people watched it on 795 00:45:41,140 --> 00:45:43,140 Sort of that semi holographic 796 00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:45,140 Whatever bullshit 797 00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:47,140 That doesn't look practical 798 00:45:47,140 --> 00:45:49,140 I will say there 799 00:45:49,140 --> 00:45:51,140 The idea of superimposing 800 00:45:51,140 --> 00:45:53,140 A person that's popular 801 00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:55,140 On top of things 802 00:45:55,140 --> 00:45:57,140 I feel like is going to happen 803 00:45:57,140 --> 00:45:59,140 In the future 804 00:45:59,140 --> 00:46:01,140 A few of these things in this movie 805 00:46:01,140 --> 00:46:03,140 Are going to happen in the future 806 00:46:03,140 --> 00:46:05,140 In the background, all the tvs 807 00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:07,140 Everywhere you go, all it is 808 00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:09,140 Is just one or two second clips of images 809 00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:11,140 That's not what youtube shorts algorithm is 810 00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:13,140 Right now 811 00:46:13,140 --> 00:46:15,140 Well the 812 00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:17,140 Hot air balloon billboard thing 813 00:46:17,140 --> 00:46:19,140 That says yours 814 00:46:19,140 --> 00:46:21,140 But it sounds like it's just repeating whores 815 00:46:21,140 --> 00:46:23,140 Like it kept, when I first heard it 816 00:46:23,140 --> 00:46:25,140 I'm like is it just saying whores 817 00:46:25,140 --> 00:46:27,140 There's so much insane background stuff in this movie 818 00:46:27,140 --> 00:46:29,140 Because my wife, there's a gym scene 819 00:46:29,140 --> 00:46:31,140 In this movie somewhere, I don't even remember where now 820 00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:33,140 But there's a gym scene 821 00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:35,140 And it cuts to, and the shows are 822 00:46:35,140 --> 00:46:37,140 He were walking through there 823 00:46:37,140 --> 00:46:39,140 And he's, in the background 824 00:46:39,140 --> 00:46:41,140 They're like, some guy pushes another guy 825 00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:43,140 And then takes his hands and just shoves him 826 00:46:43,140 --> 00:46:45,140 In a barrel of coals 827 00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:47,140 Oh my god 828 00:46:47,140 --> 00:46:49,140 Workout scene 829 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,140 The workout scene 830 00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:53,140 What the fuck was that 831 00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:55,140 Basically the guy 832 00:46:55,140 --> 00:46:57,140 Appropriating Hawaiian culture 833 00:46:57,140 --> 00:46:59,140 We'll call him the rock 834 00:46:59,140 --> 00:47:01,140 I'm not saying the rock does that 835 00:47:01,140 --> 00:47:03,140 But I'm saying 836 00:47:03,140 --> 00:47:05,140 The rock comes from an actual family 837 00:47:05,140 --> 00:47:07,140 But this guy, want to be rock 838 00:47:07,140 --> 00:47:09,140 We'll call him the pebble, we'll call him pet rock 839 00:47:09,140 --> 00:47:11,140 Pet rock 840 00:47:11,140 --> 00:47:13,140 So, okay 841 00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:15,140 So pet rock with the 842 00:47:15,140 --> 00:47:17,140 Makeup, tribal face on 843 00:47:17,140 --> 00:47:19,140 He's got a foot soldier 844 00:47:19,140 --> 00:47:21,140 From Ninja Turtles 845 00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:23,140 It is that goofy 846 00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:25,140 They are literally just at times just standing there 847 00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:27,140 And just aimlessly firing at 848 00:47:27,140 --> 00:47:29,140 Dummies that can holographically change 849 00:47:29,140 --> 00:47:31,140 Into images of all Dean Cain 850 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:33,140 So that when he comes up 851 00:47:33,140 --> 00:47:35,140 Just in case they're unfamiliar 852 00:47:35,140 --> 00:47:37,140 Who they're looking for 853 00:47:37,140 --> 00:47:39,140 All six dummies are down D.Cade 854 00:47:39,140 --> 00:47:41,140 Yeah, all D.Cade 855 00:47:41,140 --> 00:47:43,140 Well no, they were different people 856 00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:45,140 He sent the goons away, he pulls out a different gun 857 00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:47,140 Turns it all into Dean Cain and then blows them away 858 00:47:47,140 --> 00:47:49,140 At one point 859 00:47:49,140 --> 00:47:51,140 In the gym 860 00:47:51,140 --> 00:47:53,140 There's just goons just doing stupid training 861 00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:55,140 And he's right 862 00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:57,140 There's a barrel of hot coals 863 00:47:57,140 --> 00:47:59,140 And a guy just wipes 864 00:47:59,140 --> 00:48:01,140 Dario said he just wiped the sweat off one of the guys 865 00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:03,140 And just put his hands in the coals 866 00:48:03,140 --> 00:48:05,140 For no reason 867 00:48:05,140 --> 00:48:07,140 It's a training method 868 00:48:07,140 --> 00:48:09,140 It's just in the background 869 00:48:09,140 --> 00:48:11,140 It doesn't mean shit to the story 870 00:48:11,140 --> 00:48:13,140 It's just walking by 871 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:15,140 And it's just moving on 872 00:48:15,140 --> 00:48:17,140 Weird shit 873 00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:19,140 I gotta say 874 00:48:19,140 --> 00:48:21,140 For a made for TV movie 875 00:48:21,140 --> 00:48:23,140 When you get Dean Cain with S.O.A. 876 00:48:23,140 --> 00:48:25,140 Whoever this director was 877 00:48:25,140 --> 00:48:27,140 With whatever budget he had 878 00:48:27,140 --> 00:48:29,140 Did miracles 879 00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:31,140 I'm not saying it's a good movie 880 00:48:31,140 --> 00:48:33,140 It's not 881 00:48:33,140 --> 00:48:35,140 It's not a good movie 882 00:48:35,140 --> 00:48:37,140 But I enjoyed a lot of it 883 00:48:37,140 --> 00:48:39,140 There were so many parts 884 00:48:39,140 --> 00:48:41,140 If you watch this movie by yourself 885 00:48:41,140 --> 00:48:43,140 I'm really sorry, but if you had somebody else 886 00:48:43,140 --> 00:48:45,140 To make fun of it with 887 00:48:45,140 --> 00:48:47,140 It's great for that 888 00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:49,140 I was writing notes, I was laughing about it 889 00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:51,140 It's funny 890 00:48:51,140 --> 00:48:53,140 It's just straight 891 00:48:53,140 --> 00:48:55,140 Not on purpose funny 892 00:48:55,140 --> 00:48:57,140 Let's go around the table 893 00:48:57,140 --> 00:48:59,140 What was your favorite moment 894 00:48:59,140 --> 00:49:01,140 Of the entire movie 895 00:49:01,140 --> 00:49:03,140 That was mine 896 00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:05,140 That was mine 897 00:49:05,140 --> 00:49:07,140 The Jim part 898 00:49:07,140 --> 00:49:09,140 That was my favorite moment 899 00:49:09,140 --> 00:49:11,140 Of this whole movie 900 00:49:11,140 --> 00:49:13,140 That one scene 901 00:49:13,140 --> 00:49:15,140 Of walking by a dude 902 00:49:15,140 --> 00:49:17,140 Shove his hands in coals for no reason 903 00:49:17,140 --> 00:49:19,140 Did he look at the camera and scream 904 00:49:19,140 --> 00:49:21,140 No 905 00:49:21,140 --> 00:49:23,140 He's just holding his hands 906 00:49:23,140 --> 00:49:25,140 I gotta say 907 00:49:25,140 --> 00:49:27,140 The most fun part 908 00:49:27,140 --> 00:49:29,140 Is Dean Cain's speech to the world 909 00:49:29,140 --> 00:49:31,140 Oh god 910 00:49:31,140 --> 00:49:33,140 Is that a favorite part or is that creepy 911 00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:35,140 I'm gonna point it out 912 00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:37,140 I don't follow rules 913 00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:39,140 This is the Fried Rice Podcast 914 00:49:39,140 --> 00:49:41,140 You said there are rules 915 00:49:41,140 --> 00:49:43,140 I'm just holding it to you 916 00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:45,140 I make the rules 917 00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:47,140 I'm the captain 918 00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:49,140 Always 919 00:49:49,140 --> 00:49:51,140 Dean Cain at some point 920 00:49:51,140 --> 00:49:53,140 Calls up Vanessa Williams 921 00:49:53,140 --> 00:49:55,140 She's the best mother I am 922 00:49:55,140 --> 00:49:57,140 She's like I can do that 923 00:49:57,140 --> 00:49:59,140 Even though I'm not gonna tell you 924 00:49:59,140 --> 00:50:01,140 What it's about or anybody 925 00:50:01,140 --> 00:50:03,140 She's like sure 926 00:50:03,140 --> 00:50:05,140 He pops up on a suit 927 00:50:05,140 --> 00:50:07,140 Weird 928 00:50:07,140 --> 00:50:09,140 It's on every TV in Times Square 929 00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:11,140 They superimpose that on so 930 00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:13,140 Much TVs 931 00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:15,140 So many of them 932 00:50:15,140 --> 00:50:17,140 He just makes a speech 933 00:50:17,140 --> 00:50:19,140 He's like hey guys 934 00:50:19,140 --> 00:50:21,140 It's me your boy the Pharaoh 935 00:50:21,140 --> 00:50:23,140 I'm not joking 936 00:50:23,140 --> 00:50:25,140 This is real 937 00:50:25,140 --> 00:50:27,140 Us North America 938 00:50:27,140 --> 00:50:29,140 We challenge you 939 00:50:29,140 --> 00:50:31,140 The Asian people 940 00:50:31,140 --> 00:50:33,140 For territory over Hawaii 941 00:50:33,140 --> 00:50:35,140 Through a game of future sports 942 00:50:35,140 --> 00:50:37,140 Your best versus our best 943 00:50:37,140 --> 00:50:39,140 The world 944 00:50:39,140 --> 00:50:41,140 What do you say better than war 945 00:50:41,140 --> 00:50:43,140 And everyone's like 946 00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:45,140 Better than war let's do it 947 00:50:45,140 --> 00:50:47,140 They get together a team 948 00:50:47,140 --> 00:50:49,140 Including one of his ex teammates 949 00:50:49,140 --> 00:50:51,140 And then he gets together a team 950 00:50:51,140 --> 00:50:53,140 With people that kind of hate him 951 00:50:53,140 --> 00:50:55,140 His coach gets murdered by a spider robot 952 00:50:55,140 --> 00:50:57,140 It's relevant to the plot 953 00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:59,140 And also cultural appropriation 954 00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:01,140 The coach I don't know what religion 955 00:51:01,140 --> 00:51:03,140 He was trying to pretend he was 956 00:51:03,140 --> 00:51:05,140 But he's very much a middle-aged white guy 957 00:51:05,140 --> 00:51:07,140 Who had a lot of beads 958 00:51:07,140 --> 00:51:09,140 And did this a lot 959 00:51:09,140 --> 00:51:11,140 You know what's really strange 960 00:51:11,140 --> 00:51:13,140 That you just put it in those terms 961 00:51:13,140 --> 00:51:15,140 Andy Reid today 962 00:51:15,140 --> 00:51:17,140 The coach of the Kansas City Chiefs 963 00:51:17,140 --> 00:51:19,140 He was playing an international game this weekend 964 00:51:19,140 --> 00:51:21,140 He literally said 965 00:51:21,140 --> 00:51:23,140 Almost line for line 966 00:51:23,140 --> 00:51:25,140 The same thing in his press conference yesterday 967 00:51:25,140 --> 00:51:27,140 That he got killed by a spider 968 00:51:27,140 --> 00:51:29,140 No that if the world 969 00:51:29,140 --> 00:51:31,140 All would just play football 970 00:51:31,140 --> 00:51:33,140 We wouldn't have like the stuff going on in Israel 971 00:51:33,140 --> 00:51:35,140 He literally said that 972 00:51:35,140 --> 00:51:37,140 I think I'd have a 973 00:51:37,140 --> 00:51:39,140 Let's say it was all decided 974 00:51:39,140 --> 00:51:41,140 On a game of football 975 00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:43,140 And we challenged Asia 976 00:51:43,140 --> 00:51:45,140 Exactly 977 00:51:45,140 --> 00:51:47,140 To what though? What's the stakes? 978 00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:49,140 Okay the game of football 979 00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:51,140 Because that's all that's left 980 00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:53,140 I'm playing it by Future World 981 00:51:53,140 --> 00:51:55,140 Over Hawaii 982 00:51:55,140 --> 00:51:57,140 Who gets dominion over Hawaii? 983 00:51:57,140 --> 00:51:59,140 No sure 984 00:51:59,140 --> 00:52:01,140 Let's just play that 985 00:52:01,140 --> 00:52:03,140 And then we get our team together 986 00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:05,140 And it's like the Las Vegas Raiders 987 00:52:05,140 --> 00:52:07,140 And then they get their team together 988 00:52:07,140 --> 00:52:09,140 And you can see there's like a skill gap 989 00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:11,140 And if I was living in Hawaii 990 00:52:11,140 --> 00:52:13,140 I'd be like 991 00:52:13,140 --> 00:52:15,140 I'm not following any of that shit 992 00:52:15,140 --> 00:52:17,140 You know what I mean? 993 00:52:17,140 --> 00:52:19,140 Imagine if the US 994 00:52:19,140 --> 00:52:21,140 All of the United States 995 00:52:21,140 --> 00:52:23,140 And some of Brazil 996 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:25,140 Against fucking Russia 997 00:52:25,140 --> 00:52:27,140 The country gets dominion 998 00:52:27,140 --> 00:52:29,140 Over each other 999 00:52:29,140 --> 00:52:31,140 And you're in America and you're like 1000 00:52:31,140 --> 00:52:33,140 You better have the best fucking team of killers 1001 00:52:33,140 --> 00:52:35,140 And you see a bunch of pencil neck geeks 1002 00:52:35,140 --> 00:52:37,140 Get up there and fucking losers 1003 00:52:37,140 --> 00:52:39,140 Against their Russian murderers 1004 00:52:39,140 --> 00:52:41,140 And you lose 1005 00:52:41,140 --> 00:52:43,140 And all of a sudden it's just cold in your country 1006 00:52:43,140 --> 00:52:45,140 And there's like smog everywhere 1007 00:52:45,140 --> 00:52:47,140 So you're thinking of it on the flip side 1008 00:52:47,140 --> 00:52:49,140 I'm going to have a problem 1009 00:52:49,140 --> 00:52:51,140 If the president 1010 00:52:51,140 --> 00:52:53,140 Whether it's the one we have now 1011 00:52:53,140 --> 00:52:55,140 Or Chelsea Clinton wagering 1012 00:52:55,140 --> 00:52:57,140 Me being under Russian rule 1013 00:52:57,140 --> 00:52:59,140 Over a game of any fucking 1014 00:52:59,140 --> 00:53:01,140 Sport 1015 00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:03,140 Right? And I'm not playing 1016 00:53:03,140 --> 00:53:05,140 I just get to sit at home and watch 1017 00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:07,140 And be like oh I don't know any Russian 1018 00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:09,140 Grocery shopping is sure going to be 1019 00:53:09,140 --> 00:53:11,140 Rough kids 1020 00:53:11,140 --> 00:53:13,140 Oh man that's a fumble in the first 1021 00:53:13,140 --> 00:53:15,140 Play in the game 1022 00:53:15,140 --> 00:53:17,140 And then by the third or fourth 1023 00:53:17,140 --> 00:53:19,140 Quarter you're like loading there like 1024 00:53:19,140 --> 00:53:21,140 You come in my corner 1025 00:53:21,140 --> 00:53:23,140 I'm smoking all you all Russkies 1026 00:53:23,140 --> 00:53:25,140 I ain't going down to your shit 1027 00:53:25,140 --> 00:53:27,140 I can't help it our tight end dropped his knee 1028 00:53:27,140 --> 00:53:29,140 In the second quarter 1029 00:53:29,140 --> 00:53:31,140 Let's go 1030 00:53:31,140 --> 00:53:33,140 You know what I mean? 1031 00:53:33,140 --> 00:53:35,140 Who's going to follow the fucking rules? 1032 00:53:35,140 --> 00:53:37,140 The time is Wolverine 1033 00:53:37,140 --> 00:53:39,140 Yes 1034 00:53:39,140 --> 00:53:41,140 Because that's why real war works 1035 00:53:41,140 --> 00:53:43,140 Because a lot of us have died 1036 00:53:43,140 --> 00:53:45,140 And got blown up I think we should just learn Russian 1037 00:53:45,140 --> 00:53:47,140 Versus watching it on a fucking 1038 00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:49,140 Screen 1039 00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:51,140 So you're saying from the Hawaiian's point of view 1040 00:53:51,140 --> 00:53:53,140 They're fucking real upset 1041 00:53:53,140 --> 00:53:55,140 They're just looking at each other going hey may the best man win 1042 00:53:55,140 --> 00:53:57,140 They're like aloha 1043 00:53:57,140 --> 00:53:59,140 Our situation is pretty dire 1044 00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:01,140 Right now isn't it? 1045 00:54:01,140 --> 00:54:03,140 Things are not looking good 1046 00:54:03,140 --> 00:54:05,140 We had wildfires two years ago 1047 00:54:05,140 --> 00:54:07,140 Because it's 2025 1048 00:54:07,140 --> 00:54:09,140 So everyone looks wildfires two years ago 1049 00:54:09,140 --> 00:54:11,140 And now our independence is being 1050 00:54:11,140 --> 00:54:13,140 Decided over a game of 1051 00:54:13,140 --> 00:54:15,140 Future sports 1052 00:54:15,140 --> 00:54:17,140 And honestly one of our representatives is a white guy with a 1053 00:54:17,140 --> 00:54:19,140 Tribal tattoo on his face 1054 00:54:19,140 --> 00:54:21,140 He's not a representative he's a terrorist 1055 00:54:21,140 --> 00:54:23,140 Of a very 1056 00:54:23,140 --> 00:54:25,140 Very campy 1057 00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:27,140 Organization 1058 00:54:27,140 --> 00:54:29,140 They run out like just 1059 00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:31,140 The way they run out 1060 00:54:31,140 --> 00:54:33,140 It's Batman 66 style 1061 00:54:33,140 --> 00:54:35,140 It's putty 1062 00:54:35,140 --> 00:54:37,140 It's basically slapstick 1063 00:54:37,140 --> 00:54:39,140 It is basically slapstick 1064 00:54:39,140 --> 00:54:41,140 That's basically right 1065 00:54:41,140 --> 00:54:43,140 It is basically some slapstick shit 1066 00:54:43,140 --> 00:54:45,140 Yeah that was right on that one Mike 1067 00:54:45,140 --> 00:54:47,140 Down with sticks and balls while they're 1068 00:54:47,140 --> 00:54:49,140 Oh my god it really do 1069 00:54:49,140 --> 00:54:51,140 Oh my god that's a good moment 1070 00:54:51,140 --> 00:54:53,140 The fucking 1071 00:54:53,140 --> 00:54:55,140 You're using the word good moment 1072 00:54:55,140 --> 00:54:57,140 But the terrorists come in 1073 00:54:57,140 --> 00:54:59,140 Start shooting up 1074 00:54:59,140 --> 00:55:01,140 They're real campy 1075 00:55:01,140 --> 00:55:03,140 Oh really campy 1076 00:55:03,140 --> 00:55:05,140 You got a chick with a 1077 00:55:05,140 --> 00:55:07,140 With a eyepatch 1078 00:55:07,140 --> 00:55:09,140 On 1079 00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:11,140 And she's just like they're ruthless 1080 00:55:11,140 --> 00:55:13,140 Like chick or whatever 1081 00:55:13,140 --> 00:55:15,140 So then you see 1082 00:55:15,140 --> 00:55:17,140 The Pharaoh and his teammates are all there 1083 00:55:17,140 --> 00:55:19,140 And they get down low because 1084 00:55:19,140 --> 00:55:21,140 Immediately once he sees them he just gets 1085 00:55:21,140 --> 00:55:23,140 Vanessa Williams on the ground and she's like alright cool 1086 00:55:23,140 --> 00:55:25,140 And then all of a sudden they like wink at each other 1087 00:55:25,140 --> 00:55:27,140 Like a lot of pointing in this movie 1088 00:55:27,140 --> 00:55:29,140 In fact an entire 1089 00:55:29,140 --> 00:55:31,140 Montage dedicated to pointing 1090 00:55:31,140 --> 00:55:33,140 Which we'll get to Spider-Man style 1091 00:55:33,140 --> 00:55:35,140 But a lot of pointing so they're like 1092 00:55:35,140 --> 00:55:37,140 Yeah I got you I got you 1093 00:55:37,140 --> 00:55:39,140 They're opening up their hoverboard cases 1094 00:55:39,140 --> 00:55:41,140 They're sliding each other their hoverboards 1095 00:55:41,140 --> 00:55:43,140 They're like you ready 1096 00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:45,140 We can do this way 1097 00:55:45,140 --> 00:55:47,140 They're not even talking they're just like 1098 00:55:47,140 --> 00:55:49,140 All silent communication 1099 00:55:49,140 --> 00:55:51,140 They get up and they just take out these 1100 00:55:51,140 --> 00:55:53,140 These fucking terrorists 1101 00:55:53,140 --> 00:55:55,140 Throw a future ball at one of their heads 1102 00:55:55,140 --> 00:55:57,140 They use a future board 1103 00:55:57,140 --> 00:55:59,140 The computer girl 1104 00:55:59,140 --> 00:56:01,140 Programs a future board to fly 1105 00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:03,140 Around and hit people in the head 1106 00:56:03,140 --> 00:56:05,140 Successfully twice before getting 1107 00:56:05,140 --> 00:56:07,140 Captured I guess for a second 1108 00:56:07,140 --> 00:56:09,140 And then she's fine because they get the terrorists 1109 00:56:09,140 --> 00:56:11,140 Because the terrorists eventually like uh oh and they just 1110 00:56:11,140 --> 00:56:13,140 Dip dip dip dip 1111 00:56:13,140 --> 00:56:15,140 The real cops come in 1112 00:56:15,140 --> 00:56:17,140 And they're like oh no 1113 00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:19,140 So stupid 1114 00:56:19,140 --> 00:56:21,140 I'm so captivated by you 1115 00:56:21,140 --> 00:56:23,140 His story 1116 00:56:23,140 --> 00:56:25,140 Is so much better 1117 00:56:25,140 --> 00:56:27,140 I'm fucking enjoying this movie right now 1118 00:56:27,140 --> 00:56:29,140 So fucking much 1119 00:56:29,140 --> 00:56:31,140 If somebody would let me direct a cartoon 1120 00:56:31,140 --> 00:56:33,140 Version of Future Sport 1121 00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:35,140 I would fucking crush this shit 1122 00:56:35,140 --> 00:56:37,140 Do you have any more candy while I keep watching this 1123 00:56:37,140 --> 00:56:39,140 I'm fucking I'm enthralled by you right now 1124 00:56:39,140 --> 00:56:41,140 I just yeah you told such a 1125 00:56:41,140 --> 00:56:43,140 Good story right there 1126 00:56:43,140 --> 00:56:45,140 His story is so much better than the movie 1127 00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:47,140 Oh my god did you see it 1128 00:56:47,140 --> 00:56:49,140 So okay so here we so 1129 00:56:49,140 --> 00:56:51,140 And then who cares about the love story 1130 00:56:51,140 --> 00:56:53,140 It's Vanessa Lowe 1131 00:56:53,140 --> 00:56:55,140 I almost fell asleep 1132 00:56:55,140 --> 00:56:57,140 That's your specialty 1133 00:56:57,140 --> 00:56:59,140 Well there was just no 1134 00:56:59,140 --> 00:57:01,140 Once again no reason for them 1135 00:57:01,140 --> 00:57:03,140 Hey here's some titties 1136 00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:05,140 They were added in though they really were added in 1137 00:57:05,140 --> 00:57:07,140 Because this was a TV movie and what we 1138 00:57:07,140 --> 00:57:09,140 Watch of it is the version they put out 1139 00:57:09,140 --> 00:57:11,140 On DVD not DVD back then 1140 00:57:11,140 --> 00:57:13,140 Tape video 1141 00:57:13,140 --> 00:57:15,140 So on the video they added those cut scenes in 1142 00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:17,140 It was the video voicemail from 1143 00:57:17,140 --> 00:57:19,140 His rival after losing the game 1144 00:57:19,140 --> 00:57:21,140 Yeah 1145 00:57:21,140 --> 00:57:23,140 The best character in the whole movie 1146 00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:25,140 Is electronic butler 1147 00:57:25,140 --> 00:57:27,140 Yeah that doesn't do shit 1148 00:57:27,140 --> 00:57:29,140 Terrible alarm 1149 00:57:29,140 --> 00:57:31,140 But really really 1150 00:57:31,140 --> 00:57:33,140 Cool companion 1151 00:57:33,140 --> 00:57:35,140 Like if you had an AI like that in your house 1152 00:57:35,140 --> 00:57:37,140 You'd want to hang out with it 1153 00:57:37,140 --> 00:57:39,140 Because he's cool he's like hey you want to hear your messages 1154 00:57:39,140 --> 00:57:41,140 Sorry about the loss 1155 00:57:41,140 --> 00:57:43,140 What does he say he says like some really poetic thing 1156 00:57:43,140 --> 00:57:45,140 When he says hey I lost the match 1157 00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:47,140 And he's like did anyone write that down 1158 00:57:47,140 --> 00:57:49,140 It was so good 1159 00:57:49,140 --> 00:57:51,140 It was not good 1160 00:57:51,140 --> 00:57:53,140 It was like that was a good life 1161 00:57:53,140 --> 00:57:55,140 Now are you still watching it this hard at this point 1162 00:57:55,140 --> 00:57:57,140 I'm going to ad lib it I think he said 1163 00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:59,140 Even nights have to kneel every now and then 1164 00:57:59,140 --> 00:58:01,140 Like you know something uplifting 1165 00:58:01,140 --> 00:58:03,140 And cool like that it wasn't that 1166 00:58:03,140 --> 00:58:05,140 But it was old school it was good to hear 1167 00:58:05,140 --> 00:58:07,140 I have no idea how you were still paying that much attention by that point 1168 00:58:07,140 --> 00:58:09,140 At this point my wife has already gone to meet my 1169 00:58:09,140 --> 00:58:11,140 Wife and unfortunately my mother 1170 00:58:11,140 --> 00:58:13,140 This is the week she chose to be there too 1171 00:58:13,140 --> 00:58:15,140 So my wife and my mother 1172 00:58:15,140 --> 00:58:17,140 Both look at me and go 1173 00:58:17,140 --> 00:58:19,140 Wait we know Bob we know Andy 1174 00:58:19,140 --> 00:58:21,140 And I know last week Bob got 1175 00:58:21,140 --> 00:58:23,140 Four weeks or whatever 1176 00:58:23,140 --> 00:58:25,140 And she's like 1177 00:58:25,140 --> 00:58:27,140 When is Andy actually turning into Bob 1178 00:58:27,140 --> 00:58:29,140 Why y'all need to 1179 00:58:29,140 --> 00:58:31,140 Give Andy four weeks off 1180 00:58:31,140 --> 00:58:33,140 What the fuck 1181 00:58:33,140 --> 00:58:35,140 They were so upset by this movie 1182 00:58:35,140 --> 00:58:37,140 Other than the jokes we were just making 1183 00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:41,140 It's such a bad movie 1184 00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:43,140 Again I have to preface this 1185 00:58:43,140 --> 00:58:45,140 By saying yes 1186 00:58:45,140 --> 00:58:47,140 If we're just going off of 1187 00:58:47,140 --> 00:58:49,140 Factual things 1188 00:58:49,140 --> 00:58:51,140 Then this is not a good movie 1189 00:58:51,140 --> 00:58:53,140 And it has no 1190 00:58:53,140 --> 00:58:55,140 Redeeming quality 1191 00:58:55,140 --> 00:58:57,140 And everything's bad about it 1192 00:58:57,140 --> 00:58:59,140 The third act with the sport game wasn't that bad 1193 00:58:59,140 --> 00:59:01,140 Hell yeah when it finally 1194 00:59:01,140 --> 00:59:03,140 Future sported 1195 00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:05,140 Oh when they future sported it was fun 1196 00:59:05,140 --> 00:59:07,140 Did someone write a sport movie about future sport 1197 00:59:07,140 --> 00:59:09,140 They did 1198 00:59:09,140 --> 00:59:11,140 They got no special benefit from it 1199 00:59:11,140 --> 00:59:13,140 Nope 1200 00:59:13,140 --> 00:59:15,140 I think you got extra points 1201 00:59:15,140 --> 00:59:17,140 That wasn't even the winning game one was it 1202 00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:19,140 No it tied the game 1203 00:59:19,140 --> 00:59:21,140 Did he pass it for the win 1204 00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:23,140 So he had double redemption 1205 00:59:23,140 --> 00:59:25,140 He got to ride the lightning 1206 00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:27,140 And get that shot off 1207 00:59:27,140 --> 00:59:29,140 He's like cool redeemed 1208 00:59:29,140 --> 00:59:31,140 And he's like now pass we win 1209 00:59:31,140 --> 00:59:33,140 And set the record for assists 1210 00:59:33,140 --> 00:59:35,140 What an asshole to be like 1211 00:59:35,140 --> 00:59:37,140 I'm going to ride the lightning 1212 00:59:37,140 --> 00:59:39,140 The penalty for not passing 1213 00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:41,140 Just to know I don't have to pass 1214 00:59:41,140 --> 00:59:43,140 And now that I've succeeded 1215 00:59:43,140 --> 00:59:45,140 I'll be a nice guy and give you a point 1216 00:59:45,140 --> 00:59:47,140 He's the biggest douchebag in the world in this movie 1217 00:59:47,140 --> 00:59:49,140 And he wins as a narcissist 1218 00:59:49,140 --> 00:59:51,140 Does he win as a narcissist 1219 00:59:51,140 --> 00:59:53,140 He doesn't have a character 1220 00:59:53,140 --> 00:59:55,140 Wait no hold on 1221 00:59:55,140 --> 00:59:57,140 He becomes player coach 1222 00:59:57,140 --> 00:59:59,140 Because his coach dies 1223 00:59:59,140 --> 01:00:01,140 A mechanical spider that is the 1224 01:00:01,140 --> 01:00:03,140 Best CGI you'll ever see in a fucking movie 1225 01:00:03,140 --> 01:00:05,140 They went up to some dude 1226 01:00:05,140 --> 01:00:07,140 With a computer like hey man 1227 01:00:07,140 --> 01:00:09,140 You can make a spider 1228 01:00:09,140 --> 01:00:11,140 It's going to look real 1229 01:00:11,140 --> 01:00:13,140 It's going to look like a real mechanical spider 1230 01:00:13,140 --> 01:00:15,140 He's like listen bro 1231 01:00:15,140 --> 01:00:17,140 Sure 1232 01:00:17,140 --> 01:00:19,140 And then they hired him for this movie 1233 01:00:19,140 --> 01:00:21,140 And it's bad 1234 01:00:21,140 --> 01:00:23,140 It's a bad CGI spider 1235 01:00:23,140 --> 01:00:25,140 Anyway it just kills the coach 1236 01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:27,140 After spying on everybody 1237 01:00:27,140 --> 01:00:29,140 It's got the rocky arc built into it that way 1238 01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:31,140 Yeah and so then 1239 01:00:31,140 --> 01:00:33,140 The Pharaoh 1240 01:00:33,140 --> 01:00:35,140 Becomes coach slash player 1241 01:00:35,140 --> 01:00:37,140 So he 1242 01:00:37,140 --> 01:00:39,140 That's the redemption arc 1243 01:00:39,140 --> 01:00:41,140 And his rival becomes his best friend 1244 01:00:41,140 --> 01:00:43,140 Oh yeah they become 1245 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:45,140 During a stair running 1246 01:00:45,140 --> 01:00:47,140 And then there's Patch Girls in his team now 1247 01:00:47,140 --> 01:00:49,140 Yeah Ryan do you don't understand how 1248 01:00:49,140 --> 01:00:51,140 Everything's redeemed at the end 1249 01:00:51,140 --> 01:00:53,140 Yes everything 1250 01:00:53,140 --> 01:00:55,140 I didn't like how closely the team 1251 01:00:55,140 --> 01:00:57,140 What are you looking up 1252 01:00:57,140 --> 01:00:59,140 I'm looking 1253 01:00:59,140 --> 01:01:01,140 CGI spider maybe 1254 01:01:01,140 --> 01:01:03,140 I'm thinking because that's what he started 1255 01:01:03,140 --> 01:01:05,140 You lost right but I need to tell you 1256 01:01:05,140 --> 01:01:07,140 But Ryan you're forgetting the best part 1257 01:01:07,140 --> 01:01:09,140 It's the montage 1258 01:01:09,140 --> 01:01:11,140 It's a 1259 01:01:11,140 --> 01:01:13,140 It's a coaching montage 1260 01:01:13,140 --> 01:01:15,140 Not a playing montage 1261 01:01:15,140 --> 01:01:17,140 Because he steps up as a coach 1262 01:01:17,140 --> 01:01:19,140 So the coach does 1263 01:01:19,140 --> 01:01:21,140 He's now coach player and you know how 1264 01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:23,140 You know he's serious because they go oh 1265 01:01:23,140 --> 01:01:25,140 This is just going to help your popularity 1266 01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:27,140 You shut the fuck up I fired my 1267 01:01:27,140 --> 01:01:29,140 My popularity firm this morning 1268 01:01:29,140 --> 01:01:31,140 And the guy's like oh 1269 01:01:31,140 --> 01:01:33,140 Fuck and they all look at each other like he's 1270 01:01:33,140 --> 01:01:35,140 For real for real now 1271 01:01:35,140 --> 01:01:37,140 And so they all like 1272 01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:39,140 We gotta like we love him they start 1273 01:01:39,140 --> 01:01:41,140 Calling him coach after that they're like 1274 01:01:41,140 --> 01:01:43,140 Alright coach what do you mean he's like 1275 01:01:43,140 --> 01:01:45,140 I'll show you it cuts to some music 1276 01:01:45,140 --> 01:01:47,140 And every shot is just 1277 01:01:47,140 --> 01:01:49,140 Hands it's just 1278 01:01:49,140 --> 01:01:51,140 It's just a lot of this 1279 01:01:51,140 --> 01:01:53,140 It's just you know Dean K 1280 01:01:53,140 --> 01:01:55,140 Looking up talking it's all him 1281 01:01:55,140 --> 01:01:57,140 It's just coaching 1282 01:01:57,140 --> 01:01:59,140 I'm going to see any of the plays 1283 01:01:59,140 --> 01:02:01,140 It's just coaching 1284 01:02:01,140 --> 01:02:03,140 At least 11 different 1285 01:02:03,140 --> 01:02:05,140 Points and like 1286 01:02:05,140 --> 01:02:07,140 Four different shots and just doing this 1287 01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:09,140 And then it's just Dean K 1288 01:02:09,140 --> 01:02:11,140 Being a giant douchebag 1289 01:02:11,140 --> 01:02:13,140 Later obviously Ryan 1290 01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:15,140 Later when the team goes and stops 1291 01:02:15,140 --> 01:02:17,140 A bunch of terrorists 1292 01:02:17,140 --> 01:02:19,140 Because they do that because 1293 01:02:19,140 --> 01:02:21,140 Dean K's girlfriend gets kidnapped 1294 01:02:21,140 --> 01:02:23,140 On the night of the game 1295 01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:25,140 Five hours before the game 1296 01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:27,140 The main terrorist J.R. 1297 01:02:27,140 --> 01:02:29,140 Born 1298 01:02:29,140 --> 01:02:31,140 He says 1299 01:02:31,140 --> 01:02:33,140 Hey it's real simple lose the game 1300 01:02:33,140 --> 01:02:35,140 Or we kill your girlfriend and he goes 1301 01:02:35,140 --> 01:02:37,140 Alright I gotta go guys and one 1302 01:02:37,140 --> 01:02:39,140 Guy's yeah alright good good luck 1303 01:02:39,140 --> 01:02:41,140 The rest of the team's like we're not going to let you go 1304 01:02:41,140 --> 01:02:43,140 By yourself 1305 01:02:43,140 --> 01:02:45,140 Why you always gotta be a hot dog 1306 01:02:45,140 --> 01:02:47,140 Who says that 1307 01:02:47,140 --> 01:02:49,140 The rival best friend 1308 01:02:49,140 --> 01:02:51,140 Best friend rival not the goon 1309 01:02:51,140 --> 01:02:53,140 We're coming with you 1310 01:02:53,140 --> 01:02:55,140 This is one of those movies that if you like bad movies 1311 01:02:55,140 --> 01:02:57,140 It's a great bad movie 1312 01:02:57,140 --> 01:02:59,140 Yeah 1313 01:02:59,140 --> 01:03:01,140 It's so 1314 01:03:01,140 --> 01:03:03,140 Unintentionally funny 1315 01:03:03,140 --> 01:03:05,140 It's not supposed to be funny 1316 01:03:05,140 --> 01:03:07,140 And it is hilarious 1317 01:03:07,140 --> 01:03:09,140 I might have I feel like this is 1318 01:03:09,140 --> 01:03:11,140 The quickest form of 1319 01:03:11,140 --> 01:03:13,140 What is it 1320 01:03:13,140 --> 01:03:15,140 What is it 1321 01:03:15,140 --> 01:03:17,140 When you when you reminisce about 1322 01:03:17,140 --> 01:03:19,140 Something 1323 01:03:19,140 --> 01:03:21,140 The quickest form of nostalgia I've ever had 1324 01:03:21,140 --> 01:03:23,140 I watched this movie last night and already I'm 1325 01:03:23,140 --> 01:03:25,140 Fondly thinking about about how 1326 01:03:25,140 --> 01:03:27,140 Oh yeah on the movie 1327 01:03:27,140 --> 01:03:29,140 Right yeah I'm like thinking like it wasn't that bad 1328 01:03:29,140 --> 01:03:31,140 It wasn't that bad 1329 01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:33,140 It was it was bad because okay so then you get to that 1330 01:03:33,140 --> 01:03:35,140 So after they stop the terrorist 1331 01:03:35,140 --> 01:03:37,140 You know they oh one of the players 1332 01:03:37,140 --> 01:03:39,140 Gets shot have you ever watched Entourage 1333 01:03:39,140 --> 01:03:41,140 Yeah okay 1334 01:03:41,140 --> 01:03:43,140 You know the on and off again girlfriend 1335 01:03:43,140 --> 01:03:45,140 Of Jesus no 1336 01:03:45,140 --> 01:03:47,140 No no no she's like 1337 01:03:47,140 --> 01:03:49,140 She's one of the main characters 1338 01:03:49,140 --> 01:03:51,140 Who's the character with one name his best 1339 01:03:51,140 --> 01:03:53,140 Friend his best best friend his like 1340 01:03:53,140 --> 01:03:55,140 Manager agent best friend 1341 01:03:55,140 --> 01:03:57,140 Not Ari but 1342 01:03:57,140 --> 01:03:59,140 Eric 1343 01:03:59,140 --> 01:04:01,140 Eric 1344 01:04:01,140 --> 01:04:03,140 You have your way too high to channel something 1345 01:04:03,140 --> 01:04:05,140 The girl from Entourage 1346 01:04:05,140 --> 01:04:07,140 One of the main characters 1347 01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:09,140 From Entourage her name is 1348 01:04:09,140 --> 01:04:11,140 The actress's name is 1349 01:04:11,140 --> 01:04:13,140 Emmanuel 1350 01:04:13,140 --> 01:04:15,140 Oh god I'm not 1351 01:04:15,140 --> 01:04:17,140 Maybe anyway she gets shot 1352 01:04:17,140 --> 01:04:19,140 In the head no in the arm 1353 01:04:19,140 --> 01:04:21,140 And he's like 1354 01:04:21,140 --> 01:04:23,140 What was the one did anyone catch that 1355 01:04:23,140 --> 01:04:25,140 I didn't write it down I was too fucking stoned 1356 01:04:25,140 --> 01:04:27,140 But he says something she's oh no she's like 1357 01:04:27,140 --> 01:04:29,140 It's alright coach 1358 01:04:29,140 --> 01:04:31,140 She looks at him and she's like it's okay 1359 01:04:31,140 --> 01:04:33,140 We'll get through 1360 01:04:33,140 --> 01:04:35,140 I'm fine coach and I was like 1361 01:04:35,140 --> 01:04:37,140 At some point Dario he was like 1362 01:04:37,140 --> 01:04:39,140 He was like they're already calling him 1363 01:04:39,140 --> 01:04:41,140 Coach like they're already like it's been 1364 01:04:41,140 --> 01:04:43,140 One it's been like one montage 1365 01:04:43,140 --> 01:04:45,140 They haven't even played a game it's been a couple 1366 01:04:45,140 --> 01:04:47,140 Hours but anyway 1367 01:04:47,140 --> 01:04:49,140 They go into the final game 1368 01:04:49,140 --> 01:04:51,140 And the other team is playing 1369 01:04:51,140 --> 01:04:53,140 Way too rough they're like 1370 01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:55,140 Abusing the players and instead of our team 1371 01:04:55,140 --> 01:04:57,140 Doing it back 1372 01:04:57,140 --> 01:04:59,140 They need Wesley Snipes to put on 1373 01:04:59,140 --> 01:05:01,140 Full gear come out 1374 01:05:01,140 --> 01:05:03,140 And just start beating the shit out of people 1375 01:05:03,140 --> 01:05:05,140 You know what would happen to me if you were in Hawaii 1376 01:05:05,140 --> 01:05:07,140 Yeah exactly 1377 01:05:07,140 --> 01:05:09,140 You know how fucking livid you'd be 1378 01:05:09,140 --> 01:05:11,140 You'd be like yes yes yes 1379 01:05:11,140 --> 01:05:13,140 Take him to the yes we're gonna be free guys 1380 01:05:13,140 --> 01:05:15,140 We still have freedom we're not under their control yet 1381 01:05:15,140 --> 01:05:17,140 This is fantastic 1382 01:05:17,140 --> 01:05:19,140 Why is the creator playing the game 1383 01:05:19,140 --> 01:05:21,140 What's happening in the second 1384 01:05:21,140 --> 01:05:23,140 What the fuck is happening 1385 01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:25,140 What the fuck is that's playing way harder 1386 01:05:25,140 --> 01:05:27,140 Than we were playing now 1387 01:05:27,140 --> 01:05:29,140 Because Wesley Snipes just comes out 1388 01:05:29,140 --> 01:05:31,140 And straight up just 1389 01:05:31,140 --> 01:05:33,140 In the face full 1390 01:05:33,140 --> 01:05:35,140 Blood splatter the only real 1391 01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:37,140 Door of the whole movie is that 1392 01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:39,140 One shot was he says hey 1393 01:05:39,140 --> 01:05:41,140 Box three rolls by the end he just 1394 01:05:41,140 --> 01:05:43,140 Fucking 1395 01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:45,140 Read him as an American on the line and you're watching 1396 01:05:45,140 --> 01:05:47,140 A Mortal Kombat tournament and the guys get 1397 01:05:47,140 --> 01:05:49,140 His ass open you're like yes 1398 01:05:49,140 --> 01:05:51,140 Good play good play a scorpion what is 1399 01:05:51,140 --> 01:05:53,140 Ed Boon doing there and Ed Boon walks out 1400 01:05:53,140 --> 01:05:55,140 The guy that's grand is like whoopee 1401 01:05:55,140 --> 01:05:57,140 And just starts fucking you up 1402 01:05:57,140 --> 01:05:59,140 And you're like why is he allowed to play 1403 01:05:59,140 --> 01:06:01,140 What happened 1404 01:06:01,140 --> 01:06:03,140 It was this guy and this guy 1405 01:06:03,140 --> 01:06:05,140 And you can't sub out the creator of the game 1406 01:06:05,140 --> 01:06:07,140 When you're losing 1407 01:06:07,140 --> 01:06:09,140 You fuck you know 1408 01:06:09,140 --> 01:06:11,140 Tasty 1409 01:06:11,140 --> 01:06:13,140 He's probably like got god mode and shit you can't 1410 01:06:13,140 --> 01:06:15,140 Do anything he knows he invented the game 1411 01:06:15,140 --> 01:06:17,140 That was his line after 1412 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:19,140 He cut the guy's face I invented street 1413 01:06:19,140 --> 01:06:21,140 Yeah exactly what it is 1414 01:06:21,140 --> 01:06:23,140 Hawaii's gotta be 1415 01:06:23,140 --> 01:06:25,140 Losing 1416 01:06:25,140 --> 01:06:27,140 All of Asia 1417 01:06:27,140 --> 01:06:29,140 It's just like glued to their fucking little 1418 01:06:29,140 --> 01:06:31,140 TVs if Hawaii wanted North 1419 01:06:31,140 --> 01:06:33,140 America alliance to win 1420 01:06:33,140 --> 01:06:35,140 Then they were happy when they saw 1421 01:06:35,140 --> 01:06:37,140 Wesley Snipes come out maybe 1422 01:06:37,140 --> 01:06:39,140 But if you're all of Asia 1423 01:06:39,140 --> 01:06:41,140 Then you're like well now we're fucked 1424 01:06:41,140 --> 01:06:43,140 Because at that point too the 1425 01:06:43,140 --> 01:06:45,140 Pan Pacific Commonwealth 1426 01:06:45,140 --> 01:06:47,140 I'm sorry I've been high can I just ask you something 1427 01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:49,140 The prize is Hawaii 1428 01:06:49,140 --> 01:06:51,140 Oh yeah 1429 01:06:51,140 --> 01:06:53,140 So really like 1430 01:06:53,140 --> 01:06:55,140 They're just fighting over a vacation 1431 01:06:55,140 --> 01:06:57,140 Destination 1432 01:06:57,140 --> 01:06:59,140 That's what they are 1433 01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:01,140 Imagine you're China you're like 1434 01:07:01,140 --> 01:07:03,140 I get to go to Hawaii 1435 01:07:03,140 --> 01:07:05,140 Hawaii's gonna be sick this year kids 1436 01:07:05,140 --> 01:07:07,140 If we win this game we're going 1437 01:07:07,140 --> 01:07:09,140 To Hawaii 1438 01:07:09,140 --> 01:07:11,140 Hold on wait first off I think you're 1439 01:07:11,140 --> 01:07:13,140 Minimalizing an entire culture of 1440 01:07:13,140 --> 01:07:15,140 People that 1441 01:07:15,140 --> 01:07:17,140 They don't want to be a vacation 1442 01:07:17,140 --> 01:07:19,140 I'm not saying Hawaii has it 1443 01:07:19,140 --> 01:07:21,140 Hawaii's not at fault in my thesis 1444 01:07:21,140 --> 01:07:23,140 It's a nation of people 1445 01:07:23,140 --> 01:07:25,140 I get that I'm just saying if you're China 1446 01:07:25,140 --> 01:07:27,140 That's how you feel 1447 01:07:27,140 --> 01:07:29,140 They're mitigating I'm not mitigating 1448 01:07:29,140 --> 01:07:31,140 Hawaii my hypothetical Chinese Asia 1449 01:07:31,140 --> 01:07:33,140 Folk are mitigating Hawaii 1450 01:07:33,140 --> 01:07:35,140 And also the hypothetical 1451 01:07:35,140 --> 01:07:37,140 North American alliance people 1452 01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:39,140 The average person is just like oh shit 1453 01:07:39,140 --> 01:07:41,140 If you and I are sitting from inside of our 1454 01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:43,140 If you're not in Hawaii 1455 01:07:43,140 --> 01:07:45,140 We don't have any fucking buy in this game 1456 01:07:45,140 --> 01:07:47,140 We're like we are too poor to go to Hawaii 1457 01:07:47,140 --> 01:07:49,140 But we're like ah shit now we can't go to Hawaii 1458 01:07:49,140 --> 01:07:51,140 The packs are turned sand-free 1459 01:07:51,140 --> 01:07:53,140 And China's like Hawaii 1460 01:07:53,140 --> 01:07:55,140 They're all stoked because they can go there 1461 01:07:55,140 --> 01:07:57,140 And there's going to be no 1462 01:07:57,140 --> 01:07:59,140 Cultural barrier that's going from 1463 01:07:59,140 --> 01:08:01,140 Really nice Hawaii to really crazy 1464 01:08:01,140 --> 01:08:03,140 I'm trying to remember in the beginning of this movie did they set up Hawaii as something different now though? 1465 01:08:03,140 --> 01:08:05,140 No, nothing 1466 01:08:05,140 --> 01:08:07,140 I've been to Hawaii it's fucking gorgeous 1467 01:08:07,140 --> 01:08:09,140 You know what I mean? 1468 01:08:09,140 --> 01:08:11,140 It's worth fighting over 1469 01:08:11,140 --> 01:08:13,140 If we were fighting over it 1470 01:08:13,140 --> 01:08:15,140 I'd be like I mean like 1471 01:08:15,140 --> 01:08:17,140 I love you Kennedy I love Hawaii 1472 01:08:17,140 --> 01:08:19,140 But if I lost Hawaii it's expensive to go there anyways 1473 01:08:19,140 --> 01:08:21,140 You know what I mean? 1474 01:08:21,140 --> 01:08:23,140 As long as they're not gambling 1475 01:08:23,140 --> 01:08:25,140 For like the lower west coast of North America 1476 01:08:25,140 --> 01:08:27,140 I'm okay with these games 1477 01:08:27,140 --> 01:08:29,140 So it's a question of where your board is lying 1478 01:08:29,140 --> 01:08:31,140 So it's a question of where your board is lying 1479 01:08:31,140 --> 01:08:33,140 You know what I mean? 1480 01:08:33,140 --> 01:08:35,140 You can play with Maine even 1481 01:08:35,140 --> 01:08:37,140 Maybe even like Rhode Island 1482 01:08:37,140 --> 01:08:39,140 Or one of the small ones we don't give a shit about 1483 01:08:39,140 --> 01:08:41,140 We don't care about that northeast block 1484 01:08:41,140 --> 01:08:43,140 You know dependingly 1485 01:08:43,140 --> 01:08:45,140 You can even like you wouldn't want to pawn off 1486 01:08:45,140 --> 01:08:47,140 Like Florida or Texas because they'll fight back 1487 01:08:47,140 --> 01:08:49,140 Really hard 1488 01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:51,140 Those would be a high stakes game 1489 01:08:51,140 --> 01:08:53,140 Nothing there 1490 01:08:53,140 --> 01:08:55,140 Preferably we wouldn't lose anything 1491 01:08:55,140 --> 01:08:57,140 We wouldn't lose 1492 01:08:57,140 --> 01:08:59,140 Well you can't play the game teams don't go undefeated 1493 01:08:59,140 --> 01:09:01,140 You're going to lose something 1494 01:09:01,140 --> 01:09:03,140 You think we'd start counting 1495 01:09:03,140 --> 01:09:05,140 Puerto Rico as a state if we lost 1496 01:09:05,140 --> 01:09:07,140 Hawaii just to keep the flag 1497 01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:09,140 At 50 stars 1498 01:09:09,140 --> 01:09:11,140 Oh for sure yeah we'd start investing 1499 01:09:11,140 --> 01:09:13,140 Large 1500 01:09:13,140 --> 01:09:15,140 Omnibus packages 1501 01:09:15,140 --> 01:09:17,140 In that country to make it like Hawaii 1502 01:09:17,140 --> 01:09:19,140 You know like resorts and concierges 1503 01:09:19,140 --> 01:09:21,140 Yeah 1504 01:09:21,140 --> 01:09:23,140 This might be the best day for Puerto Rico 1505 01:09:23,140 --> 01:09:25,140 Puerto Rico right yeah great 1506 01:09:25,140 --> 01:09:27,140 It could be good for Hawaii because maybe the first thing 1507 01:09:27,140 --> 01:09:29,140 That the com does 1508 01:09:29,140 --> 01:09:31,140 Or that the Pan Pacific 1509 01:09:31,140 --> 01:09:33,140 Chokebites on TV 1510 01:09:33,140 --> 01:09:35,140 We lost Hawaii no joke 1511 01:09:35,140 --> 01:09:37,140 We got a new country 1512 01:09:37,140 --> 01:09:39,140 Chelsea Clinton 1513 01:09:39,140 --> 01:09:41,140 So we lost Hawaii 1514 01:09:41,140 --> 01:09:43,140 Not our best moment 1515 01:09:43,140 --> 01:09:45,140 He choked in the fourth 1516 01:09:45,140 --> 01:09:47,140 But the com takes over Hawaii 1517 01:09:47,140 --> 01:09:49,140 And their first act is they're like hey 1518 01:09:49,140 --> 01:09:51,140 We're done colonizing you 1519 01:09:51,140 --> 01:09:53,140 You guys now 1520 01:09:53,140 --> 01:09:55,140 Have full control 1521 01:09:55,140 --> 01:09:57,140 Over your own islands and we're going to take care of you 1522 01:09:57,140 --> 01:09:59,140 And we're going to make you back to your own thing 1523 01:09:59,140 --> 01:10:01,140 So imagine it's the best thing for Hawaii 1524 01:10:01,140 --> 01:10:03,140 And then we adapt Puerto Rico this could be good 1525 01:10:03,140 --> 01:10:05,140 It's a win win for everyone 1526 01:10:05,140 --> 01:10:07,140 The people that roll future sport might be onto something 1527 01:10:07,140 --> 01:10:09,140 Okay but they're gambling people 1528 01:10:09,140 --> 01:10:11,140 It's even more arrogant than capitalists 1529 01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:13,140 Because you're gambling people's lives 1530 01:10:13,140 --> 01:10:15,140 Their whole 1531 01:10:15,140 --> 01:10:17,140 Like all of the 1532 01:10:17,140 --> 01:10:19,140 Hey you're in Arizona? I'm going to suck 1533 01:10:19,140 --> 01:10:21,140 Next month's game looks brutal 1534 01:10:21,140 --> 01:10:23,140 You're getting traded 1535 01:10:23,140 --> 01:10:25,140 To Korea 1536 01:10:25,140 --> 01:10:27,140 They're going to come occupy 1537 01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:29,140 You have problems coming 1538 01:10:29,140 --> 01:10:31,140 You know what I mean? 1539 01:10:31,140 --> 01:10:33,140 And we're just like 1540 01:10:33,140 --> 01:10:35,140 You and I are presumably 1541 01:10:35,140 --> 01:10:37,140 Let's move to California 1542 01:10:37,140 --> 01:10:39,140 California's like ah motherfucker 1543 01:10:39,140 --> 01:10:41,140 You got Korea's not to take on 1544 01:10:41,140 --> 01:10:43,140 You got enough problems right now 1545 01:10:43,140 --> 01:10:45,140 And so I don't think that would last 1546 01:10:45,140 --> 01:10:47,140 Because they'd be like hey fuck heads 1547 01:10:47,140 --> 01:10:49,140 Win the state's pack and stop gambling them 1548 01:10:49,140 --> 01:10:51,140 What do we do? 1549 01:10:51,140 --> 01:10:53,140 Find a proxy state 1550 01:10:53,140 --> 01:10:55,140 That no one gives a shit about 1551 01:10:55,140 --> 01:10:57,140 Maybe Hawaii? 1552 01:10:57,140 --> 01:10:59,140 Let's start gambling Hawaii back and forth 1553 01:10:59,140 --> 01:11:01,140 That's a real state 1554 01:11:01,140 --> 01:11:03,140 That's a state we can pawn off 1555 01:11:03,140 --> 01:11:05,140 Because we always have Puerto Rico 1556 01:11:05,140 --> 01:11:07,140 Not my best idea 1557 01:11:07,140 --> 01:11:09,140 Because you think about it 1558 01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:11,140 You would start gambling the minor states 1559 01:11:11,140 --> 01:11:13,140 Of all the countries 1560 01:11:13,140 --> 01:11:15,140 Oh yeah like let me add China back 1561 01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:17,140 You get Jishan Wu 1562 01:11:17,140 --> 01:11:19,140 Those are toxic islands 1563 01:11:19,140 --> 01:11:21,140 Full of snakes 1564 01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:23,140 I am not playing for that country 1565 01:11:23,140 --> 01:11:25,140 You know 1566 01:11:25,140 --> 01:11:27,140 Russia's a steak island 1567 01:11:27,140 --> 01:11:29,140 You're just like Chernobyl 1568 01:11:29,140 --> 01:11:31,140 You're just fighting with Chernobyl 1569 01:11:31,140 --> 01:11:33,140 You want to imagine 1570 01:11:33,140 --> 01:11:35,140 I got TV these assholes 1571 01:11:35,140 --> 01:11:37,140 Want to bet Russia against Canada 1572 01:11:37,140 --> 01:11:39,140 Really? All the maple syrup in the world 1573 01:11:39,140 --> 01:11:41,140 Versus what? 1574 01:11:41,140 --> 01:11:43,140 Angry people with no peanut butter 1575 01:11:43,140 --> 01:11:45,140 You know what I mean? 1576 01:11:45,140 --> 01:11:47,140 You're just like Russia 1577 01:11:47,140 --> 01:11:49,140 You want to hate me with no peanut butter 1578 01:11:49,140 --> 01:11:51,140 Why is there no peanut butter? 1579 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:53,140 You're just trivializing all of these 1580 01:11:53,140 --> 01:11:55,140 I'm going to tell you a true story 1581 01:11:55,140 --> 01:11:57,140 My mother when I was growing up 1582 01:11:57,140 --> 01:11:59,140 She'd be like yeah Russia is so poor 1583 01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:01,140 From the communist 1584 01:12:01,140 --> 01:12:03,140 From the ball coming out of the 60s 1585 01:12:03,140 --> 01:12:05,140 So poor, they didn't have peanut butter 1586 01:12:05,140 --> 01:12:07,140 You can barter peanut butter to these people 1587 01:12:07,140 --> 01:12:09,140 It's a true story 1588 01:12:09,140 --> 01:12:11,140 And I was young and I'm like 1589 01:12:11,140 --> 01:12:13,140 Believing everything right? 1590 01:12:13,140 --> 01:12:15,140 You're loving your old man 1591 01:12:15,140 --> 01:12:17,140 You start watching documentaries on TV 1592 01:12:17,140 --> 01:12:19,140 You see Russia and you're like 1593 01:12:19,140 --> 01:12:21,140 You don't think in a year they're showing you 1594 01:12:21,140 --> 01:12:23,140 They've never seen a wild peanut 1595 01:12:23,140 --> 01:12:25,140 I'm watching Mr. Bean 1596 01:12:25,140 --> 01:12:27,140 And then I see the news 1597 01:12:27,140 --> 01:12:29,140 And I'm like England looks lovely 1598 01:12:29,140 --> 01:12:31,140 Russia always looks like it smells 1599 01:12:31,140 --> 01:12:33,140 Like old soup and bullets 1600 01:12:33,140 --> 01:12:35,140 You know what I mean? 1601 01:12:35,140 --> 01:12:37,140 So I get to high school 1602 01:12:37,140 --> 01:12:39,140 I'm in a boarding school 1603 01:12:39,140 --> 01:12:41,140 And I'm in a dormitory 1604 01:12:41,140 --> 01:12:43,140 What the fuck? 1605 01:12:43,140 --> 01:12:45,140 We never discussed you going to a Harry Potter boarding school? 1606 01:12:45,140 --> 01:12:47,140 Yeah 1607 01:12:47,140 --> 01:12:49,140 So where was this? 1608 01:12:49,140 --> 01:12:51,140 It's a place called Mitchell, Oregon 1609 01:12:51,140 --> 01:12:53,140 Oh Oregon boarding school 1610 01:12:53,140 --> 01:12:55,140 Was it all boys? 1611 01:12:55,140 --> 01:12:57,140 No it was chicks too 1612 01:12:57,140 --> 01:12:59,140 Hell yeah 1613 01:12:59,140 --> 01:13:01,140 How old were you? 1614 01:13:01,140 --> 01:13:03,140 I was 14 when I got there 1615 01:13:03,140 --> 01:13:05,140 How long were you there? 1616 01:13:05,140 --> 01:13:07,140 All through high school 4 years 1617 01:13:07,140 --> 01:13:09,140 How many chicks did you bring back to your dorm illegally? 1618 01:13:09,140 --> 01:13:11,140 That's a good question 1619 01:13:11,140 --> 01:13:13,140 I had no game in high school 1620 01:13:13,140 --> 01:13:15,140 I was a kid 1621 01:13:15,140 --> 01:13:17,140 I had no game in high school 1622 01:13:17,140 --> 01:13:19,140 You're a charismatic guy 1623 01:13:19,140 --> 01:13:21,140 I didn't buy into me at that point 1624 01:13:21,140 --> 01:13:23,140 I'm not the same guy 1625 01:13:23,140 --> 01:13:25,140 I grew up 1626 01:13:25,140 --> 01:13:27,140 I started smoking 1627 01:13:27,140 --> 01:13:29,140 Got a few fist fights 1628 01:13:29,140 --> 01:13:31,140 Got some pussy 1629 01:13:31,140 --> 01:13:33,140 It changes a man's character 1630 01:13:33,140 --> 01:13:35,140 But when you're buying in 1631 01:13:35,140 --> 01:13:37,140 Peanut butter is a form of currency in Russia 1632 01:13:37,140 --> 01:13:39,140 And you're wearing sweatpants 1633 01:13:39,140 --> 01:13:41,140 And a WWE t-shirt 1634 01:13:41,140 --> 01:13:43,140 You're probably not pulling in the pussy as much as you'd like to 1635 01:13:43,140 --> 01:13:45,140 I just pictured you right now 1636 01:13:45,140 --> 01:13:47,140 In sweats and a WWE t-shirt 1637 01:13:47,140 --> 01:13:49,140 Talking about peanut butter in Russia 1638 01:13:49,140 --> 01:13:51,140 At high school 1639 01:13:51,140 --> 01:13:53,140 Trying to buy a chicken by picking up a chicken meat 1640 01:13:53,140 --> 01:13:55,140 And just be near a chicken 1641 01:13:55,140 --> 01:13:57,140 Right 1642 01:13:57,140 --> 01:13:59,140 It was funny but there's no amount of humor 1643 01:13:59,140 --> 01:14:01,140 That'll get you into the picture 1644 01:14:01,140 --> 01:14:03,140 I grew into something a little better 1645 01:14:03,140 --> 01:14:05,140 You know what I mean? 1646 01:14:05,140 --> 01:14:07,140 Let's get back to this boarding school 1647 01:14:07,140 --> 01:14:09,140 Did you learn magic? 1648 01:14:09,140 --> 01:14:11,140 Are we all models? 1649 01:14:11,140 --> 01:14:13,140 I had a few spells 1650 01:14:13,140 --> 01:14:15,140 In my back repertoire 1651 01:14:15,140 --> 01:14:17,140 Were you the D&D player? 1652 01:14:17,140 --> 01:14:19,140 Yes I was 1653 01:14:19,140 --> 01:14:21,140 I'm joking 1654 01:14:21,140 --> 01:14:23,140 Did you have a group of friends though? 1655 01:14:23,140 --> 01:14:25,140 Yeah 1656 01:14:25,140 --> 01:14:27,140 That's why he got all the pussy 1657 01:14:27,140 --> 01:14:29,140 I think it's time 1658 01:14:29,140 --> 01:14:31,140 What is that? 1659 01:14:31,140 --> 01:14:33,140 It's a fucking baby Jeter 1660 01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:35,140 It's a baby cannon 1661 01:14:35,140 --> 01:14:37,140 It's a live resin fuse 1662 01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:39,140 Oh nice 1663 01:14:39,140 --> 01:14:41,140 So the peanut butter thing 1664 01:14:41,140 --> 01:14:43,140 Let me finish this 1665 01:14:43,140 --> 01:14:45,140 When did the Hogwarts on me right there 1666 01:14:45,140 --> 01:14:47,140 How much pussy I got 1667 01:14:47,140 --> 01:14:49,140 Not as much as I wanted 1668 01:14:49,140 --> 01:14:51,140 There we go 1669 01:14:51,140 --> 01:14:53,140 And Holler 1670 01:14:53,140 --> 01:14:55,140 Okay 1671 01:14:55,140 --> 01:14:57,140 Continue peanut butter 1672 01:14:57,140 --> 01:14:59,140 Russia believe that shit 1673 01:14:59,140 --> 01:15:01,140 I'm high 1674 01:15:01,140 --> 01:15:03,140 So I was like 1675 01:15:03,140 --> 01:15:05,140 That's Russian roommate was fucking scary 1676 01:15:05,140 --> 01:15:07,140 His name was Anatoly Moroshov 1677 01:15:07,140 --> 01:15:09,140 This took like this 1678 01:15:09,140 --> 01:15:11,140 I don't like your fist 1679 01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:13,140 Sounds like a Batman movie 1680 01:15:13,140 --> 01:15:15,140 I don't fucking like how you stare at me 1681 01:15:15,140 --> 01:15:17,140 I'm going to pop you in the fucking 1682 01:15:17,140 --> 01:15:19,140 That's like real every day 1683 01:15:19,140 --> 01:15:21,140 I watched him my first night get into a fist fight with a girl 1684 01:15:21,140 --> 01:15:23,140 She called him Russia 1685 01:15:23,140 --> 01:15:25,140 And in Russia you don't call people Russia 1686 01:15:25,140 --> 01:15:27,140 It's disrespectful 1687 01:15:27,140 --> 01:15:29,140 He fucking chased her out the front door of the dormitory 1688 01:15:29,140 --> 01:15:31,140 Over and over because he said I'd kick your ass 1689 01:15:31,140 --> 01:15:33,140 He meant that literally 1690 01:15:33,140 --> 01:15:35,140 He meant everything literally 1691 01:15:35,140 --> 01:15:37,140 Wait your first night with this guy 1692 01:15:37,140 --> 01:15:39,140 You sold a beat a chick up 1693 01:15:39,140 --> 01:15:41,140 Great 1694 01:15:41,140 --> 01:15:43,140 Is he a good friend of yours 1695 01:15:43,140 --> 01:15:45,140 Yeah I love the guy, great guy, great dude 1696 01:15:45,140 --> 01:15:47,140 But he was like 1697 01:15:47,140 --> 01:15:49,140 Hey man I need your help 1698 01:15:49,140 --> 01:15:51,140 I need your help with some homework 1699 01:15:51,140 --> 01:15:53,140 He goes 1700 01:15:53,140 --> 01:15:55,140 What do you give me 1701 01:15:55,140 --> 01:15:57,140 And I pulled out some jif 1702 01:15:57,140 --> 01:15:59,140 And I started smearing peanut butter 1703 01:15:59,140 --> 01:16:01,140 And I go you like that 1704 01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:03,140 You like that 1705 01:16:03,140 --> 01:16:05,140 This is like 1706 01:16:05,140 --> 01:16:07,140 I go this is like money in your country 1707 01:16:07,140 --> 01:16:09,140 Ladies and gentlemen right now Ryan is 1708 01:16:09,140 --> 01:16:11,140 Pain in my name just spreading 1709 01:16:11,140 --> 01:16:13,140 Peanut butter on one of them imagining he's a slice of bread 1710 01:16:13,140 --> 01:16:15,140 And he's making eye contact 1711 01:16:15,140 --> 01:16:17,140 And he's just slowly spreading 1712 01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:19,140 It across the room 1713 01:16:19,140 --> 01:16:21,140 Oh is there a triple decker 1714 01:16:21,140 --> 01:16:23,140 Element to this? You betcha 1715 01:16:23,140 --> 01:16:25,140 And I put another piece on there and I started 1716 01:16:25,140 --> 01:16:27,140 Spearing that peanut butter on it 1717 01:16:27,140 --> 01:16:29,140 And he goes what the fuck 1718 01:16:29,140 --> 01:16:31,140 Are you doing? 1719 01:16:31,140 --> 01:16:33,140 And I go 1720 01:16:33,140 --> 01:16:35,140 And I go you like 1721 01:16:35,140 --> 01:16:37,140 You want some more bread or 1722 01:16:37,140 --> 01:16:39,140 I go I know how hard this shit is to get 1723 01:16:39,140 --> 01:16:41,140 In Russia it's peanut butter 1724 01:16:41,140 --> 01:16:43,140 And he goes oh yeah 1725 01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:45,140 For sure 1726 01:16:45,140 --> 01:16:47,140 Wake up in the morning and I see 1727 01:16:47,140 --> 01:16:49,140 Peanut butter on TV and I'm like 1728 01:16:49,140 --> 01:16:51,140 Holy fuck 1729 01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:53,140 What is that miracle 1730 01:16:53,140 --> 01:16:55,140 There's no 1731 01:16:55,140 --> 01:16:57,140 Barely no TV in Russia 1732 01:16:57,140 --> 01:16:59,140 No fucking vacuum cleaners 1733 01:16:59,140 --> 01:17:01,140 There's no fucking produce 1734 01:17:01,140 --> 01:17:03,140 I see tomato and I'm like 1735 01:17:03,140 --> 01:17:05,140 Dear god have I died 1736 01:17:05,140 --> 01:17:07,140 Today 1737 01:17:07,140 --> 01:17:09,140 And I was like I detect sarcasm 1738 01:17:09,140 --> 01:17:11,140 And he goes I have 1739 01:17:11,140 --> 01:17:13,140 I could eat all your fucking peanut butter 1740 01:17:13,140 --> 01:17:15,140 My country's not that 1741 01:17:15,140 --> 01:17:17,140 Poor fuckhead 1742 01:17:17,140 --> 01:17:19,140 And then he knocked the peanut butter 1743 01:17:19,140 --> 01:17:21,140 In sandwich into my face 1744 01:17:21,140 --> 01:17:23,140 Sorry Russia 1745 01:17:23,140 --> 01:17:25,140 Sorry Russia 1746 01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:27,140 So if you want to gamble your life with those 1747 01:17:27,140 --> 01:17:29,140 Psychopaths in future sports 1748 01:17:29,140 --> 01:17:31,140 I 1749 01:17:31,140 --> 01:17:33,140 The only Russian 1750 01:17:33,140 --> 01:17:35,140 Guy I've ever known 1751 01:17:35,140 --> 01:17:37,140 Shout out to Toya you're a fucking 1752 01:17:37,140 --> 01:17:39,140 Awesome dude if you're looking at Russia 1753 01:17:39,140 --> 01:17:41,140 You were the shit back then you're the shit now 1754 01:17:41,140 --> 01:17:43,140 How old were you when that happened? 14 1755 01:17:43,140 --> 01:17:45,140 I deserve it too it's funny enough 1756 01:17:45,140 --> 01:17:47,140 That is hilarious 1757 01:17:47,140 --> 01:17:49,140 The only Russian guy I knew was a child 1758 01:17:49,140 --> 01:17:51,140 Was a child gangster 1759 01:17:51,140 --> 01:17:53,140 He got adopted but he 1760 01:17:53,140 --> 01:17:55,140 But he was a from like 1761 01:17:55,140 --> 01:17:57,140 Basically is once he could start running 1762 01:17:57,140 --> 01:17:59,140 Around robbing people he was robbing people 1763 01:17:59,140 --> 01:18:01,140 And then he was beating people up and 1764 01:18:01,140 --> 01:18:03,140 Robbing people until he got adopted 1765 01:18:03,140 --> 01:18:05,140 And brought out here and he just taught 1766 01:18:05,140 --> 01:18:07,140 At a you know not do that shit 1767 01:18:07,140 --> 01:18:09,140 He came with a guy 1768 01:18:09,140 --> 01:18:11,140 Motherfucker give me money back you know 1769 01:18:11,140 --> 01:18:13,140 Like a fucking tablet of god 1770 01:18:13,140 --> 01:18:15,140 But yeah he was in one of those child gangs 1771 01:18:15,140 --> 01:18:17,140 A roaming child gang 1772 01:18:17,140 --> 01:18:19,140 That you would like 1773 01:18:19,140 --> 01:18:21,140 We got to review that you got to get right to movie 1774 01:18:21,140 --> 01:18:23,140 We're tangening excuse me 1775 01:18:23,140 --> 01:18:25,140 Excuse me we're tangening 1776 01:18:25,140 --> 01:18:27,140 Excuse me 1777 01:18:27,140 --> 01:18:29,140 He lives in needles I was just at the boarding school 1778 01:18:29,140 --> 01:18:31,140 We went from my boarding school to like Russian peanut butter 1779 01:18:31,140 --> 01:18:33,140 I ran 1780 01:18:33,140 --> 01:18:35,140 I ran the gambit of tanging 1781 01:18:35,140 --> 01:18:37,140 It's just like how does that happen 1782 01:18:37,140 --> 01:18:39,140 What happened to you 1783 01:18:39,140 --> 01:18:41,140 You're going from 1784 01:18:41,140 --> 01:18:43,140 I don't even 1785 01:18:43,140 --> 01:18:45,140 Tell the whole origin story in the first episode 1786 01:18:45,140 --> 01:18:47,140 This is like your villain origin 1787 01:18:47,140 --> 01:18:49,140 This is great 1788 01:18:49,140 --> 01:18:51,140 Well yeah I'm extra high now because of this fucking 1789 01:18:51,140 --> 01:18:53,140 Baby cheetah we're passing 1790 01:18:53,140 --> 01:18:55,140 This is the fanciest 1791 01:18:55,140 --> 01:18:57,140 Fucking joint I can't even 1792 01:18:57,140 --> 01:18:59,140 It's got like a 1793 01:18:59,140 --> 01:19:01,140 Glass tip or 1794 01:19:01,140 --> 01:19:03,140 Like a fancy feminine cigarette 1795 01:19:03,140 --> 01:19:05,140 It's either glass or it's fancy plastic 1796 01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:07,140 I want to light one of these up in church my friend 1797 01:19:07,140 --> 01:19:09,140 Like remember 1798 01:19:09,140 --> 01:19:11,140 That's not a church joke 1799 01:19:11,140 --> 01:19:13,140 That's a joke about the Victoria's slims 1800 01:19:13,140 --> 01:19:15,140 Yeah yeah they used to smoke in church 1801 01:19:15,140 --> 01:19:17,140 They had the fancy 1802 01:19:17,140 --> 01:19:19,140 Fucking 1803 01:19:19,140 --> 01:19:21,140 Was that a commercial that they did 1804 01:19:21,140 --> 01:19:23,140 Yes 1805 01:19:23,140 --> 01:19:25,140 Like so good you could smoke in church 1806 01:19:25,140 --> 01:19:27,140 There was a chick with a Victoria's sling because it was so elegant 1807 01:19:27,140 --> 01:19:29,140 There was like 1808 01:19:29,140 --> 01:19:31,140 Bold choice my friend 1809 01:19:31,140 --> 01:19:33,140 Did not go nobody bought it 1810 01:19:33,140 --> 01:19:35,140 Did not roll over 1811 01:19:35,140 --> 01:19:37,140 I don't even 1812 01:19:37,140 --> 01:19:39,140 I can't 1813 01:19:39,140 --> 01:19:41,140 It's basically slapstick 1814 01:19:41,140 --> 01:19:43,140 Not taking a joint 1815 01:19:43,140 --> 01:19:45,140 Not everything is basically slapstick 1816 01:19:45,140 --> 01:19:47,140 Okay so 1817 01:19:47,140 --> 01:19:49,140 We really should review this movie 1818 01:19:49,140 --> 01:19:51,140 Sorry Mike I'm sorry 1819 01:19:51,140 --> 01:19:53,140 Did you have other lines you wrote down 1820 01:19:53,140 --> 01:19:55,140 You wrote notes down 1821 01:19:55,140 --> 01:19:57,140 Did you bring your notes 1822 01:19:57,140 --> 01:19:59,140 How do you make a note for this movie I don't know how he's got anything written down 1823 01:19:59,140 --> 01:20:01,140 I have 80 to 40 milligrams of 1824 01:20:01,140 --> 01:20:03,140 Oh okay 1825 01:20:03,140 --> 01:20:05,140 I'm going to give you the floor if you have any insights you want to point out 1826 01:20:05,140 --> 01:20:07,140 Are there any special ones you want to 1827 01:20:07,140 --> 01:20:09,140 I thought the acting was terrible 1828 01:20:09,140 --> 01:20:11,140 I love the reveal 1829 01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:13,140 Of that one girls robot hand 1830 01:20:13,140 --> 01:20:15,140 When she took her stuff off 1831 01:20:15,140 --> 01:20:17,140 And it was like painted 1832 01:20:17,140 --> 01:20:19,140 And she's like going and adding sound effects 1833 01:20:19,140 --> 01:20:21,140 Same with that one dudes face 1834 01:20:21,140 --> 01:20:23,140 This is like the electric car at the very beginning 1835 01:20:23,140 --> 01:20:25,140 The big truck 1836 01:20:25,140 --> 01:20:27,140 It's a giant truck and you hear this 1837 01:20:27,140 --> 01:20:29,140 And you hear they just add in a sound effect 1838 01:20:29,140 --> 01:20:31,140 The choices 1839 01:20:31,140 --> 01:20:33,140 Can we acknowledge 1840 01:20:33,140 --> 01:20:35,140 Can we acknowledge what camera men 1841 01:20:35,140 --> 01:20:37,140 Looks like 1842 01:20:37,140 --> 01:20:39,140 I know a man for a news organization 1843 01:20:39,140 --> 01:20:41,140 They had surgically 1844 01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:43,140 Grafted cameras in their 1845 01:20:43,140 --> 01:20:45,140 Heads which again I could see happening 1846 01:20:45,140 --> 01:20:47,140 Two years from now 1847 01:20:51,140 --> 01:20:53,140 Oh no 1848 01:20:55,140 --> 01:20:57,140 So 1849 01:20:59,140 --> 01:21:01,140 We are so high 1850 01:21:01,140 --> 01:21:03,140 I can't I'm fucking a smoker dude 1851 01:21:03,140 --> 01:21:05,140 I can't do no more 1852 01:21:05,140 --> 01:21:07,140 Again 1853 01:21:07,140 --> 01:21:09,140 We here at Fried Rice Podcast 1854 01:21:09,140 --> 01:21:11,140 We don't watch 1855 01:21:11,140 --> 01:21:13,140 Super super super 1856 01:21:13,140 --> 01:21:15,140 I'm driving for a while 1857 01:21:15,140 --> 01:21:17,140 For now 1858 01:21:17,140 --> 01:21:19,140 That should all be clean 1859 01:21:19,140 --> 01:21:21,140 Well yeah but don't 1860 01:21:21,140 --> 01:21:23,140 You're going to save it right 1861 01:21:25,140 --> 01:21:27,140 So anyway 1862 01:21:27,140 --> 01:21:29,140 Here at Fried Rice Podcast we get really high 1863 01:21:29,140 --> 01:21:31,140 And then we lose track 1864 01:21:31,140 --> 01:21:33,140 So anyway 1865 01:21:33,140 --> 01:21:35,140 Let's rate this our rating system goes from 1866 01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:37,140 B to W it goes B being 1867 01:21:37,140 --> 01:21:39,140 Better than most B movies 1868 01:21:39,140 --> 01:21:41,140 We're talking like you should watch this 1869 01:21:41,140 --> 01:21:43,140 We're not rating it against 1870 01:21:43,140 --> 01:21:45,140 We're not rating this against Titanic or 1871 01:21:45,140 --> 01:21:47,140 Avatar or 1872 01:21:47,140 --> 01:21:49,140 Alien or Terminator 1873 01:21:49,140 --> 01:21:51,140 Or anything good 1874 01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:53,140 Anything James Cameron has ever directed 1875 01:21:55,140 --> 01:21:57,140 Or even Miracle Mile 1876 01:21:57,140 --> 01:21:59,140 We're grading this against 1877 01:21:59,140 --> 01:22:01,140 Other B movies we're grading this against 1878 01:22:01,140 --> 01:22:03,140 Like how does this stack up against 1879 01:22:03,140 --> 01:22:05,140 Terrifier? How does this stack up against 1880 01:22:05,140 --> 01:22:07,140 How does this stack up against Miracle Mile? 1881 01:22:07,140 --> 01:22:09,140 How does this stack up against Long Kiss Goodnight? 1882 01:22:09,140 --> 01:22:11,140 Right? So I mean like 1883 01:22:11,140 --> 01:22:13,140 In our own world we're creating 1884 01:22:13,140 --> 01:22:15,140 Only the movies that exist within the Fried Rice 1885 01:22:15,140 --> 01:22:17,140 Universe. What my mother asked is why 1886 01:22:17,140 --> 01:22:19,140 There's so many good B movies why 1887 01:22:19,140 --> 01:22:21,140 Do y'all only watch the bad ones? 1888 01:22:21,140 --> 01:22:23,140 That's what my mom said 1889 01:22:23,140 --> 01:22:25,140 Why do y'all only watch the bad ones? 1890 01:22:25,140 --> 01:22:27,140 I'm going to be perfectly honest 1891 01:22:27,140 --> 01:22:29,140 Because Andy's turning into Bob 1892 01:22:29,140 --> 01:22:31,140 My rating is 1893 01:22:31,140 --> 01:22:33,140 A C minus 1894 01:22:33,140 --> 01:22:35,140 The reason being 1895 01:22:35,140 --> 01:22:37,140 On our scale or just because 1896 01:22:37,140 --> 01:22:39,140 You had 1897 01:22:39,140 --> 01:22:41,140 Our scale goes B, C, D 1898 01:22:41,140 --> 01:22:43,140 It's like a B in a regular movie 1899 01:22:43,140 --> 01:22:45,140 And then we have W for 1900 01:22:45,140 --> 01:22:47,140 Wasted time. You don't see a lot of W's 1901 01:22:47,140 --> 01:22:49,140 Can I give a movie two ratings? 1902 01:22:49,140 --> 01:22:51,140 I have two distinct feelings 1903 01:22:51,140 --> 01:22:53,140 On this movie. It's one 1904 01:22:53,140 --> 01:22:55,140 It's two movies. This is one movie if you're watching it by yourself 1905 01:22:55,140 --> 01:22:57,140 Like I just sat down and watched TV 1906 01:22:57,140 --> 01:22:59,140 And this movie came out and I gotta watch it. That would fucking suck 1907 01:22:59,140 --> 01:23:01,140 That would make this a W 1908 01:23:01,140 --> 01:23:03,140 But I sat and watched it with my 1909 01:23:03,140 --> 01:23:05,140 Wife and mother and we made fun of it so we had 1910 01:23:05,140 --> 01:23:07,140 Fun watching it 1911 01:23:07,140 --> 01:23:09,140 Even though it's a horrible fucking movie 1912 01:23:09,140 --> 01:23:11,140 So you're saying a solo watch and a group watch 1913 01:23:11,140 --> 01:23:13,140 It's totally different. This movie has 1914 01:23:13,140 --> 01:23:15,140 Two totally different vibes. As a solo watch this movie 1915 01:23:15,140 --> 01:23:17,140 Would be, I would shoot myself if I had to watch this 1916 01:23:17,140 --> 01:23:19,140 But 1917 01:23:19,140 --> 01:23:21,140 As a group watch it's a fucking B 1918 01:23:21,140 --> 01:23:23,140 It's a great 1919 01:23:23,140 --> 01:23:25,140 It's the perfect 1920 01:23:25,140 --> 01:23:27,140 Mystery, it's the 1921 01:23:27,140 --> 01:23:29,140 It's the perfect film. It's that kind of movie 1922 01:23:29,140 --> 01:23:31,140 So you should split the difference then 1923 01:23:31,140 --> 01:23:33,140 That's what I'm asking. How do I rate it? 1924 01:23:33,140 --> 01:23:35,140 Okay so if you have two ratings you have like a B here 1925 01:23:35,140 --> 01:23:37,140 And a D here. I'll be in a W 1926 01:23:37,140 --> 01:23:39,140 I have like a W. So then it would be like 1927 01:23:39,140 --> 01:23:41,140 You really see this as a W on a solo 1928 01:23:41,140 --> 01:23:43,140 Watch? Dude the acting in this is so 1929 01:23:43,140 --> 01:23:45,140 Everything about it is so bad. What did you think 1930 01:23:45,140 --> 01:23:47,140 On a solo watch? So I watched it solo but 1931 01:23:47,140 --> 01:23:49,140 Not if you were watching it because you 1932 01:23:49,140 --> 01:23:51,140 Had to. No I watched it with the intent 1933 01:23:51,140 --> 01:23:53,140 I watched it with the intent to talk about it 1934 01:23:53,140 --> 01:23:57,140 I knew I wasn't the only one that didn't enjoy this movie 1935 01:23:57,140 --> 01:24:01,140 But there were aspects of it I did enjoy 1936 01:24:01,140 --> 01:24:03,140 I enjoyed the sport a little bit 1937 01:24:03,140 --> 01:24:05,140 Oh I could see making another movie would be great 1938 01:24:05,140 --> 01:24:07,140 They thought Dean Cain was going to make a sequel 1939 01:24:07,140 --> 01:24:09,140 He was going to make a sequel 1940 01:24:09,140 --> 01:24:11,140 Oh no shit! He was getting a lie about that? 1941 01:24:11,140 --> 01:24:13,140 Fuck me man 1942 01:24:13,140 --> 01:24:15,140 He was thinking about making a sequel 1943 01:24:15,140 --> 01:24:17,140 The original act. Two whites! 1944 01:24:17,140 --> 01:24:21,140 We got to, we got wagered out for the first film 1945 01:24:21,140 --> 01:24:23,140 Because ripping off roller ball wasn't enough 1946 01:24:23,140 --> 01:24:25,140 They needed to rip off roller ball too 1947 01:24:25,140 --> 01:24:29,140 Where's the trivia on this bitch? 1948 01:24:29,140 --> 01:24:31,140 I doubt there is a D 1949 01:24:31,140 --> 01:24:33,140 I give it a D 1950 01:24:33,140 --> 01:24:37,140 Between the two that's what I land on is a D 1951 01:24:37,140 --> 01:24:39,140 Honestly I had a lot of fun watching it 1952 01:24:39,140 --> 01:24:43,140 But I was watching it with the intent of it being a joke 1953 01:24:43,140 --> 01:24:45,140 Because it was a joke. The whole movie is a fucking joke 1954 01:24:45,140 --> 01:24:49,140 Wait wait wait I'm going to read the IMDB trivia 1955 01:24:49,140 --> 01:24:55,140 The lead actor started a company designed to bring the game of future sport to the 1999 Christmas market 1956 01:24:55,140 --> 01:24:57,140 Oh like a video game I'm assuming 1957 01:24:57,140 --> 01:24:59,140 The actual game of future sport 1958 01:24:59,140 --> 01:25:01,140 Oh my god I hope it's the actual game 1959 01:25:01,140 --> 01:25:05,140 Dean Cain talked about making a sequel with the original cast 1960 01:25:05,140 --> 01:25:09,140 Dean Cain suffered from severe chronophobia during the film 1961 01:25:09,140 --> 01:25:11,140 What the fuck is that? I don't even know what that is 1962 01:25:11,140 --> 01:25:13,140 I'm afraid of time 1963 01:25:13,140 --> 01:25:15,140 Is it afraid of time? You're absolutely right 1964 01:25:15,140 --> 01:25:17,140 Fear of time that's amazing 1965 01:25:17,140 --> 01:25:19,140 Oh my god 1966 01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:22,140 That was amazing but it also just triggered something in me 1967 01:25:22,140 --> 01:25:24,140 I probably have chronophobia 1968 01:25:24,140 --> 01:25:27,140 Andy you have a lot of chronophobia 1969 01:25:27,140 --> 01:25:29,140 I have a lot of phobias man 1970 01:25:29,140 --> 01:25:31,140 But chronophobia is definitely one of them 1971 01:25:31,140 --> 01:25:35,140 Dean Cain who portrayed Superman in Lois and Clark the New Adventures of Superman 1993-97 1972 01:25:35,140 --> 01:25:39,140 Says the line for truth, justice and the North American way 1973 01:25:39,140 --> 01:25:43,140 That is a play on the famous Superman line for truth, justice and the American way 1974 01:25:43,140 --> 01:25:45,140 In case you didn't catch that 1975 01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:48,140 Often confused with actress Vanessa Williams 1976 01:25:48,140 --> 01:25:50,140 Wesley Snipes had made films with both 1977 01:25:50,140 --> 01:25:51,140 I thought that 1978 01:25:51,140 --> 01:25:53,140 I thought that was a weird one 1979 01:25:53,140 --> 01:25:55,140 That's not the Vanessa Williams 1980 01:25:55,140 --> 01:25:57,140 What the fuck? I don't know 1981 01:25:57,140 --> 01:26:00,140 This film takes place in 2025 1982 01:26:00,140 --> 01:26:02,140 Michaela Jay's debut 1983 01:26:02,140 --> 01:26:04,140 Someone else's debut 1984 01:26:04,140 --> 01:26:06,140 And then 1985 01:26:06,140 --> 01:26:10,140 Somebody with somebody stunt double in another movie 1986 01:26:10,140 --> 01:26:13,140 That's a low and trivia 1987 01:26:13,140 --> 01:26:15,140 Is that trivia? 1988 01:26:15,140 --> 01:26:17,140 Is that trivia? 1989 01:26:17,140 --> 01:26:20,140 This was John F. Cubs first movie 1990 01:26:20,140 --> 01:26:22,140 The John F. Cubs 1991 01:26:22,140 --> 01:26:23,140 Wow 1992 01:26:23,140 --> 01:26:27,140 He went on to star in such things as The Canceled Future Sport 2 1993 01:26:27,140 --> 01:26:29,140 Exactly 1994 01:26:29,140 --> 01:26:32,140 The Canceled Future Sport reboot TV show 1995 01:26:32,140 --> 01:26:34,140 He's the star 1996 01:26:34,140 --> 01:26:36,140 But I think they could bring Future Sport back 1997 01:26:36,140 --> 01:26:39,140 Do you know who needs to direct Future Sport? 1998 01:26:39,140 --> 01:26:42,140 Quentin Tarantino needs to direct Future Sport 1999 01:26:42,140 --> 01:26:44,140 That's a different movie 2000 01:26:44,140 --> 01:26:47,140 That's a movie that would be the best fucking movie ever 2001 01:26:47,140 --> 01:26:49,140 To get these cats right 2002 01:26:49,140 --> 01:26:51,140 They could wager your entire country 2003 01:26:51,140 --> 01:26:54,140 So why isn't Bruce Willis doing that? 2004 01:26:54,140 --> 01:26:56,140 You know what I mean? They're fucking cool 2005 01:26:56,140 --> 01:26:59,140 Isn't that almost a plot of Kill Bill? 2006 01:27:02,140 --> 01:27:05,140 Michael Madsen has to be the coach 2007 01:27:05,140 --> 01:27:06,140 I don't know 2008 01:27:06,140 --> 01:27:09,140 I mean Quentin Tarantino could 2009 01:27:09,140 --> 01:27:11,140 I think he could take this to run with it 2010 01:27:11,140 --> 01:27:16,140 I almost want the director to get full $100 million budget 2011 01:27:16,140 --> 01:27:19,140 Same actors come back 2012 01:27:19,140 --> 01:27:22,140 And I want a real company to back it 2013 01:27:22,140 --> 01:27:24,140 And be like, hey, we're going to make Future Sport dope 2014 01:27:24,140 --> 01:27:26,140 Okay, okay, okay 2015 01:27:26,140 --> 01:27:30,140 Do you want a director that's the opposite of that genre? 2016 01:27:30,140 --> 01:27:35,140 Or do you want the guy that did the fucking Blade Runner? 2017 01:27:35,140 --> 01:27:36,140 U-Bow 2018 01:27:36,140 --> 01:27:38,140 No, not U-E-Bow 2019 01:27:38,140 --> 01:27:40,140 It's not a video game movie, Mike 2020 01:27:40,140 --> 01:27:44,140 I'm never going to watch a U-E-Bow movie on this podcast 2021 01:27:44,140 --> 01:27:46,140 That's a bane right there 2022 01:27:46,140 --> 01:27:47,140 You've watched Worst 2023 01:27:47,140 --> 01:27:48,140 You've watched much worse 2024 01:27:48,140 --> 01:27:49,140 Oh, God, we just did 2025 01:27:49,140 --> 01:27:51,140 I won't watch one of his movies 2026 01:27:51,140 --> 01:27:54,140 I went to the theaters once and watched one of his movies unknowingly 2027 01:27:54,140 --> 01:27:56,140 I watched Blood Rain 2028 01:27:56,140 --> 01:27:57,140 Blood Rain 2029 01:27:57,140 --> 01:27:58,140 Blood Rain 2030 01:27:58,140 --> 01:27:59,140 That's a great movie 2031 01:27:59,140 --> 01:28:00,140 I saw my buddy Tomas 2032 01:28:00,140 --> 01:28:01,140 Shout out Tomas 2033 01:28:01,140 --> 01:28:02,140 You don't even listen to these 2034 01:28:02,140 --> 01:28:04,140 I think I might recommend Blood Rain now 2035 01:28:04,140 --> 01:28:05,140 Jeez, that's a great movie 2036 01:28:05,140 --> 01:28:06,140 It is 2037 01:28:06,140 --> 01:28:07,140 Mike 2038 01:28:07,140 --> 01:28:09,140 I was giving you a hard time today 2039 01:28:09,140 --> 01:28:12,140 And you know I was going to vote with you whenever you decided to be nice 2040 01:28:12,140 --> 01:28:15,140 But I don't know if I could follow my code of honor 2041 01:28:15,140 --> 01:28:16,140 These don't make me choose 2042 01:28:16,140 --> 01:28:20,140 Mike, it almost sounds like you don't vote from the heart 2043 01:28:20,140 --> 01:28:22,140 It sounds like you strategically vote 2044 01:28:22,140 --> 01:28:23,140 I do 2045 01:28:23,140 --> 01:28:26,140 No, we just already know what kind of crap you're going to bring up 2046 01:28:26,140 --> 01:28:30,140 I'm not voting this round because I knew the future sport was going to piss some people off 2047 01:28:30,140 --> 01:28:33,140 So I was like, hey, we went down a rabbit hole last week 2048 01:28:33,140 --> 01:28:35,140 I sort of strong-armed you guys into watching it 2049 01:28:35,140 --> 01:28:39,140 So I decided to just step off this one and let you guys recommend something 2050 01:28:39,140 --> 01:28:40,140 I hope all three of you have something 2051 01:28:40,140 --> 01:28:42,140 Anyway, I give it a C- 2052 01:28:42,140 --> 01:28:44,140 You give it a D 2053 01:28:44,140 --> 01:28:47,140 I guess I'd be a D if I averaged D 2054 01:28:47,140 --> 01:28:48,140 So we'll go with D- 2055 01:28:48,140 --> 01:28:52,140 What about the one that hasn't seen it? What do you give it? 2056 01:28:52,140 --> 01:28:54,140 Well, okay, based on what I know 2057 01:28:54,140 --> 01:28:55,140 Based on what you know 2058 01:28:55,140 --> 01:28:58,140 Based on what I know, the trivia and the trailer 2059 01:28:58,140 --> 01:29:02,140 That fucking trailer, man 2060 01:29:02,140 --> 01:29:05,140 There was another clip underneath the trailer 2061 01:29:05,140 --> 01:29:09,140 It was like a summed up Leslie Snipes snippet 2062 01:29:09,140 --> 01:29:10,140 That was pretty funny 2063 01:29:10,140 --> 01:29:11,140 Okay 2064 01:29:11,140 --> 01:29:12,140 Can I see that? 2065 01:29:12,140 --> 01:29:14,140 I just want you to see a picture of it 2066 01:29:14,140 --> 01:29:17,140 Of a D.K. in a hoverboard 2067 01:29:17,140 --> 01:29:19,140 It's pretty good 2068 01:29:19,140 --> 01:29:22,140 They did not have a lot of production stills 2069 01:29:22,140 --> 01:29:23,140 That's about it 2070 01:29:23,140 --> 01:29:25,140 Oh my God 2071 01:29:25,140 --> 01:29:27,140 This is so fucking bad 2072 01:29:27,140 --> 01:29:28,140 Yeah, it's very bad 2073 01:29:28,140 --> 01:29:31,140 Future sport video? This one? No 2074 01:29:31,140 --> 01:29:33,140 That's the whole movie just sitting there 2075 01:29:33,140 --> 01:29:37,140 It was... 2076 01:29:37,140 --> 01:29:38,140 Riveting stuff, people 2077 01:29:38,140 --> 01:29:40,140 I take back the holler earlier to anybody I- 2078 01:29:40,140 --> 01:29:41,140 I don't see it 2079 01:29:41,140 --> 01:29:43,140 If you're abroad, please don't ever 2080 01:29:43,140 --> 01:29:44,140 I hated you 2081 01:29:44,140 --> 01:29:46,140 This is... 2082 01:29:46,140 --> 01:29:47,140 Well 2083 01:29:47,140 --> 01:29:48,140 Anyway 2084 01:29:48,140 --> 01:29:49,140 Fucking broads 2085 01:29:49,140 --> 01:29:50,140 This is... 2086 01:29:50,140 --> 01:29:51,140 This is... 2087 01:29:51,140 --> 01:30:01,140 I have spikes 2088 01:30:01,140 --> 01:30:14,140 He's about to ride the lightning 2089 01:30:14,140 --> 01:30:29,140 There's Xanax, guys 2090 01:30:29,140 --> 01:30:30,140 Yep, that was it 2091 01:30:30,140 --> 01:30:31,140 That's the whole movie 2092 01:30:31,140 --> 01:30:34,140 Alright, after I saw that 2093 01:30:34,140 --> 01:30:35,140 You saw that 2094 01:30:35,140 --> 01:30:36,140 It's called the... 2095 01:30:36,140 --> 01:30:38,140 Leslie Snipes Future Sport 2096 01:30:38,140 --> 01:30:39,140 In a 10 year... 2097 01:30:39,140 --> 01:30:41,140 Awful movie review 2098 01:30:41,140 --> 01:30:42,140 Alright 2099 01:30:42,140 --> 01:30:43,140 Are we gonna do that too? 2100 01:30:43,140 --> 01:30:44,140 Simulink 2101 01:30:44,140 --> 01:30:45,140 Okay 2102 01:30:45,140 --> 01:30:46,140 Well, I mean it 2103 01:30:46,140 --> 01:30:48,140 Boy, for having a non-video element 2104 01:30:48,140 --> 01:30:49,140 This is riveting 2105 01:30:49,140 --> 01:30:50,140 Yeah, wait, hold on 2106 01:30:50,140 --> 01:30:51,140 I'm gonna watch that later 2107 01:30:51,140 --> 01:30:52,140 Okay 2108 01:30:52,140 --> 01:30:56,140 But yeah, after seeing that YouTube short 2109 01:30:56,140 --> 01:30:58,140 Of what Future Sport looks like 2110 01:30:58,140 --> 01:31:00,140 What we're gonna give you a valid criticism 2111 01:31:00,140 --> 01:31:01,140 What do you think? 2112 01:31:01,140 --> 01:31:04,140 Based on my love of it 2113 01:31:04,140 --> 01:31:05,140 And then their critical reticence 2114 01:31:05,140 --> 01:31:07,140 Yeah, well, yeah, it wasn't... 2115 01:31:07,140 --> 01:31:10,140 I'm gonna give it just a C-flat 2116 01:31:10,140 --> 01:31:11,140 Because then I'm gonna tell you why 2117 01:31:11,140 --> 01:31:12,140 If I may 2118 01:31:12,140 --> 01:31:15,140 You guys all spoke about it very fondly 2119 01:31:15,140 --> 01:31:16,140 Despite the criticisms 2120 01:31:16,140 --> 01:31:17,140 Yeah 2121 01:31:17,140 --> 01:31:18,140 Right? 2122 01:31:18,140 --> 01:31:21,140 And based on the very limited clips I've seen of this 2123 01:31:21,140 --> 01:31:23,140 It reminds me of some of my favorite 2124 01:31:23,140 --> 01:31:25,140 Much better made movies 2125 01:31:25,140 --> 01:31:26,140 Of the same ilk 2126 01:31:26,140 --> 01:31:31,140 Like, to me, a much, much, much better version 2127 01:31:31,140 --> 01:31:32,140 Of this movie is Starship Troopers 2128 01:31:32,140 --> 01:31:33,140 Yes 2129 01:31:33,140 --> 01:31:34,140 And the way it's shot 2130 01:31:34,140 --> 01:31:36,140 And then how it is, you know what I mean? 2131 01:31:36,140 --> 01:31:37,140 That's fucking cool 2132 01:31:37,140 --> 01:31:39,140 I mean, not the same plot or nothing at all 2133 01:31:39,140 --> 01:31:40,140 That's quite even 2134 01:31:40,140 --> 01:31:41,140 The same style 2135 01:31:41,140 --> 01:31:42,140 It's a nightmare 2136 01:31:42,140 --> 01:31:43,140 No, Starship Troopers is a good thing 2137 01:31:43,140 --> 01:31:44,140 Yeah, no, but it's like 2138 01:31:44,140 --> 01:31:45,140 See what I'm saying? 2139 01:31:45,140 --> 01:31:46,140 So I do 2140 01:31:46,140 --> 01:31:48,140 And I know it's in that ilk of that vein 2141 01:31:48,140 --> 01:31:50,140 I also grew up in the sci-fi 2142 01:31:50,140 --> 01:31:52,140 The sci-fi channel generation 2143 01:31:52,140 --> 01:31:55,140 Where they were bringing their own originals to it 2144 01:31:55,140 --> 01:31:56,140 Would you like to know more? 2145 01:31:56,140 --> 01:31:57,140 Yeah 2146 01:31:57,140 --> 01:31:59,140 Or like the Dune series 2147 01:31:59,140 --> 01:32:01,140 With a very young... 2148 01:32:01,140 --> 01:32:03,140 Can't think of the guy's name from Split 2149 01:32:05,140 --> 01:32:06,140 Wanted 2150 01:32:07,140 --> 01:32:08,140 I'm so sorry 2151 01:32:08,140 --> 01:32:09,140 He's Xavier 2152 01:32:09,140 --> 01:32:11,140 Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's his name? 2153 01:32:11,140 --> 01:32:12,140 Macarone 2154 01:32:12,140 --> 01:32:13,140 James Macarone 2155 01:32:13,140 --> 01:32:14,140 James... 2156 01:32:14,140 --> 01:32:15,140 Macarone 2157 01:32:15,140 --> 01:32:16,140 Macarone 2158 01:32:16,140 --> 01:32:17,140 That's the tennis player 2159 01:32:17,140 --> 01:32:18,140 James McAvery? 2160 01:32:18,140 --> 01:32:19,140 It's something along those lines 2161 01:32:19,140 --> 01:32:20,140 McAvoy 2162 01:32:20,140 --> 01:32:21,140 McAvoy 2163 01:32:21,140 --> 01:32:22,140 No, McAvoy 2164 01:32:22,140 --> 01:32:23,140 I think it's James Mc... 2165 01:32:23,140 --> 01:32:24,140 Macarone 2166 01:32:24,140 --> 01:32:25,140 McAvery 2167 01:32:25,140 --> 01:32:26,140 McAvery 2168 01:32:26,140 --> 01:32:27,140 Oh my God, dude 2169 01:32:27,140 --> 01:32:28,140 How do we not know this? 2170 01:32:28,140 --> 01:32:29,140 What's so weird this movie, though? 2171 01:32:29,140 --> 01:32:30,140 It's like... 2172 01:32:30,140 --> 01:32:33,140 How do we not know this shit? 2173 01:32:33,140 --> 01:32:34,140 How do I... 2174 01:32:34,140 --> 01:32:35,140 What would I type in? 2175 01:32:35,140 --> 01:32:36,140 X-Men? 2176 01:32:36,140 --> 01:32:37,140 Yeah 2177 01:32:37,140 --> 01:32:38,140 X-Men 2178 01:32:38,140 --> 01:32:39,140 This is all for a Dune thing 2179 01:32:39,140 --> 01:32:40,140 This is such a tangent, guys 2180 01:32:40,140 --> 01:32:41,140 Hold on, hold on 2181 01:32:41,140 --> 01:32:44,140 Damn it, don't make me get a little triple H 2182 01:32:44,140 --> 01:32:46,140 X-Men for James McAvoy 2183 01:32:46,140 --> 01:32:47,140 Yeah 2184 01:32:47,140 --> 01:32:48,140 It's McAvoy 2185 01:32:48,140 --> 01:32:49,140 I was right 2186 01:32:49,140 --> 01:32:50,140 McAvoy 2187 01:32:50,140 --> 01:32:51,140 Oh, wow, I thought someone else went tennis 2188 01:32:51,140 --> 01:32:52,140 McAvoy, I read it wrong 2189 01:32:52,140 --> 01:32:53,140 Yeah, so 2190 01:32:53,140 --> 01:32:54,140 The way he spaces it 2191 01:32:54,140 --> 01:32:56,140 He was in a shitty Dune sci-fi series 2192 01:32:56,140 --> 01:32:57,140 It was actually kind of cool 2193 01:32:57,140 --> 01:32:58,140 Yeah 2194 01:32:58,140 --> 01:32:59,140 Son of Dune 2195 01:32:59,140 --> 01:33:00,140 Where he gets... 2196 01:33:00,140 --> 01:33:01,140 I never watched it 2197 01:33:01,140 --> 01:33:02,140 I read the first Dune book recently 2198 01:33:02,140 --> 01:33:03,140 Yeah, no, but it's like... 2199 01:33:03,140 --> 01:33:05,140 Basically, there was a sci-fi series 2200 01:33:05,140 --> 01:33:06,140 And then I'm like 2201 01:33:06,140 --> 01:33:07,140 I think... 2202 01:33:07,140 --> 01:33:08,140 I can't remember when that came out 2203 01:33:08,140 --> 01:33:09,140 There were a lot of bands 2204 01:33:09,140 --> 01:33:10,140 But like early 2000s 2205 01:33:10,140 --> 01:33:11,140 But it was like 2206 01:33:11,140 --> 01:33:12,140 Off of the... 2207 01:33:12,140 --> 01:33:14,140 You know the Dune Wolf Part 2 that's coming out now? 2208 01:33:14,140 --> 01:33:16,140 It's the sequel to that 2209 01:33:16,140 --> 01:33:17,140 In the storyline from the books 2210 01:33:17,140 --> 01:33:20,140 And they made a fucking sci-fi show of it 2211 01:33:20,140 --> 01:33:21,140 Sure 2212 01:33:21,140 --> 01:33:22,140 With him as the star 2213 01:33:22,140 --> 01:33:23,140 I think I've seen him in the costume 2214 01:33:23,140 --> 01:33:25,140 It's a pretty insane looking costume, is it not? 2215 01:33:25,140 --> 01:33:26,140 Yeah, it's fucking... 2216 01:33:26,140 --> 01:33:30,140 I mean, that's a better version of what Future Sport was 2217 01:33:30,140 --> 01:33:31,140 Right 2218 01:33:31,140 --> 01:33:32,140 Right? 2219 01:33:32,140 --> 01:33:33,140 So when I see it 2220 01:33:33,140 --> 01:33:34,140 And I see people speak fondly of it 2221 01:33:34,140 --> 01:33:36,140 I know what you're seeing that's good 2222 01:33:36,140 --> 01:33:38,140 I also see what's fucking really awful 2223 01:33:38,140 --> 01:33:39,140 Really awful, right? 2224 01:33:39,140 --> 01:33:40,140 Right? 2225 01:33:40,140 --> 01:33:41,140 Like you almost... 2226 01:33:41,140 --> 01:33:43,140 It's such a cool concept 2227 01:33:43,140 --> 01:33:45,140 Where if it was just given a little bit more budget 2228 01:33:45,140 --> 01:33:47,140 It'd be a B movie instead of a C movie 2229 01:33:47,140 --> 01:33:48,140 Yes 2230 01:33:48,140 --> 01:33:51,140 Which is what I literally will give it as the result 2231 01:33:51,140 --> 01:33:52,140 Okay 2232 01:33:52,140 --> 01:33:53,140 It's a fucking... 2233 01:33:53,140 --> 01:33:54,140 It's a C, right? 2234 01:33:54,140 --> 01:33:55,140 It's not... 2235 01:33:55,140 --> 01:33:56,140 I see it as a group 2236 01:33:56,140 --> 01:33:57,140 As you say, as a movie 2237 01:33:57,140 --> 01:33:58,140 You can watch as a group 2238 01:33:58,140 --> 01:34:01,140 I also see it as the pile of steamy shit that it is 2239 01:34:01,140 --> 01:34:03,140 So, you know, middle of the road 2240 01:34:03,140 --> 01:34:05,140 Definitely not the most offensive thing 2241 01:34:05,140 --> 01:34:09,140 That has been forced upon people by this podcast 2242 01:34:09,140 --> 01:34:10,140 Oh, no 2243 01:34:10,140 --> 01:34:11,140 Not even close 2244 01:34:11,140 --> 01:34:13,140 But not offensive, but just as bad 2245 01:34:13,140 --> 01:34:14,140 That's what I'm saying about it 2246 01:34:14,140 --> 01:34:16,140 It's such a great movie in that way 2247 01:34:16,140 --> 01:34:18,140 It's so fun to make fun of 2248 01:34:18,140 --> 01:34:19,140 Yes 2249 01:34:19,140 --> 01:34:22,140 Like when he's getting the fake electrocution 2250 01:34:22,140 --> 01:34:23,140 He's acting on it 2251 01:34:23,140 --> 01:34:24,140 It's so fucking bad 2252 01:34:24,140 --> 01:34:26,140 And so anti-climatic 2253 01:34:26,140 --> 01:34:28,140 He's trying to ride the lightning 2254 01:34:28,140 --> 01:34:29,140 It's so hilarious 2255 01:34:29,140 --> 01:34:30,140 And now I can't... 2256 01:34:30,140 --> 01:34:31,140 He's spilling it 2257 01:34:31,140 --> 01:34:32,140 Yeah 2258 01:34:32,140 --> 01:34:33,140 Yeah, his fall was creepy 2259 01:34:33,140 --> 01:34:35,140 He's not even skating quickly 2260 01:34:35,140 --> 01:34:36,140 He's like skating slowly 2261 01:34:36,140 --> 01:34:37,140 And he's kind of went backwards 2262 01:34:37,140 --> 01:34:38,140 His fall 2263 01:34:38,140 --> 01:34:39,140 And you could tell it's just somebody on screen 2264 01:34:39,140 --> 01:34:41,140 Pushing him into that frame 2265 01:34:41,140 --> 01:34:42,140 It's like so bad 2266 01:34:42,140 --> 01:34:45,140 His skateboarding skill was not there 2267 01:34:45,140 --> 01:34:46,140 No 2268 01:34:46,140 --> 01:34:49,140 So anyway, we're going to average it out to a... 2269 01:34:49,140 --> 01:34:50,140 Now that you've made it a C 2270 01:34:50,140 --> 01:34:52,140 I guess we're going to be a C- 2271 01:34:52,140 --> 01:34:53,140 C- probably, yeah 2272 01:34:53,140 --> 01:34:54,140 And I think that's a very fair review 2273 01:34:54,140 --> 01:34:57,140 So Future Sport gets a C- 2274 01:34:57,140 --> 01:34:58,140 Perfect 2275 01:34:58,140 --> 01:35:00,140 We'll put... 2276 01:35:00,140 --> 01:35:03,140 We're going to put a stamp on that then I guess 2277 01:35:03,140 --> 01:35:06,140 I've never said that as an ending thing to a movie section 2278 01:35:06,140 --> 01:35:07,140 To a movie section 2279 01:35:07,140 --> 01:35:08,140 But you know what? 2280 01:35:08,140 --> 01:35:10,140 That was me simulating stamping something 2281 01:35:10,140 --> 01:35:11,140 It's been stamped 2282 01:35:11,140 --> 01:35:12,140 We move on 2283 01:35:12,140 --> 01:35:14,140 It's now part four 2284 01:35:14,140 --> 01:35:39,140 Let me get some backup music 2285 01:35:39,140 --> 01:35:40,140 Time for some bullshit 2286 01:35:40,140 --> 01:35:41,140 The next segment that we do 2287 01:35:41,140 --> 01:35:43,140 We just talk about I guess anything 2288 01:35:43,140 --> 01:35:45,140 But let's talk about your... 2289 01:35:45,140 --> 01:35:47,140 It's not time for some bullshit yet 2290 01:35:47,140 --> 01:35:48,140 Because we didn't do the movie 2291 01:35:48,140 --> 01:35:50,140 For next week 2292 01:35:50,140 --> 01:35:51,140 We're going to save that to the end? 2293 01:35:51,140 --> 01:35:52,140 You're going to do that at the end? 2294 01:35:52,140 --> 01:35:55,140 Nah, fuck it, let's do it now 2295 01:35:55,140 --> 01:35:56,140 Pull up your movies 2296 01:35:56,140 --> 01:35:59,140 Do you have one yet, Ryan? 2297 01:35:59,140 --> 01:36:01,140 Well, I know I'm not going to be here for next week 2298 01:36:01,140 --> 01:36:04,140 So I'm reluctant to post one 2299 01:36:04,140 --> 01:36:06,140 Knowing I won't be able to talk about it 2300 01:36:06,140 --> 01:36:08,140 And I have some really good ones 2301 01:36:08,140 --> 01:36:11,140 And I'm always torn because I listen to the pod 2302 01:36:11,140 --> 01:36:13,140 Especially when I'm not on it 2303 01:36:13,140 --> 01:36:15,140 And you guys are reviewing one of my movies 2304 01:36:15,140 --> 01:36:16,140 Makes me happy 2305 01:36:16,140 --> 01:36:18,140 But I can't be there 2306 01:36:18,140 --> 01:36:19,140 Yeah, yeah 2307 01:36:19,140 --> 01:36:22,140 So I think I'm just going to vote this week 2308 01:36:22,140 --> 01:36:23,140 I can pitch one 2309 01:36:23,140 --> 01:36:24,140 I'll tell you what 2310 01:36:24,140 --> 01:36:25,140 I'll find one of my lesser ones 2311 01:36:25,140 --> 01:36:27,140 Maybe I should bring something to the table 2312 01:36:27,140 --> 01:36:28,140 Just in case 2313 01:36:28,140 --> 01:36:29,140 Because you know where I'm going 2314 01:36:29,140 --> 01:36:31,140 There's no doubt where I'm going 2315 01:36:31,140 --> 01:36:33,140 For anyone at home 2316 01:36:33,140 --> 01:36:37,140 Mike has been on a fucking... 2317 01:36:37,140 --> 01:36:39,140 It's the winter of cage 2318 01:36:39,140 --> 01:36:41,140 It's the winter of cage 2319 01:36:41,140 --> 01:36:44,140 Nick Cage movies for every single recommendation 2320 01:36:44,140 --> 01:36:45,140 I do like Nick Cage movies 2321 01:36:45,140 --> 01:36:47,140 And nothing but Nick Cage movies 2322 01:36:47,140 --> 01:36:48,140 I'm going to literally... 2323 01:36:48,140 --> 01:36:49,140 For the winter 2324 01:36:49,140 --> 01:36:50,140 Okay 2325 01:36:50,140 --> 01:36:52,140 Because there's so many to choose from 2326 01:36:52,140 --> 01:36:53,140 Because it's all Tubi 2327 01:36:53,140 --> 01:36:55,140 Is Pluto and Sling a... 2328 01:36:55,140 --> 01:36:56,140 Nope, only Tubi 2329 01:36:56,140 --> 01:36:57,140 We've had this discussion 2330 01:36:57,140 --> 01:36:58,140 Only Tubi 2331 01:36:58,140 --> 01:36:59,140 Nothing else 2332 01:36:59,140 --> 01:37:00,140 Only Tubi 2333 01:37:00,140 --> 01:37:02,140 We've tried because I tried so hard last week 2334 01:37:02,140 --> 01:37:03,140 Until the other two not work or something 2335 01:37:03,140 --> 01:37:04,140 I'm just asking 2336 01:37:04,140 --> 01:37:06,140 No, it's just because we want to... 2337 01:37:06,140 --> 01:37:07,140 I don't know 2338 01:37:07,140 --> 01:37:09,140 I talked to... Andy's in charge 2339 01:37:09,140 --> 01:37:10,140 I don't know 2340 01:37:10,140 --> 01:37:11,140 It's just Tubi 2341 01:37:11,140 --> 01:37:12,140 It's just Tubi 2342 01:37:12,140 --> 01:37:13,140 Okay, that's it 2343 01:37:13,140 --> 01:37:14,140 Because... 2344 01:37:14,140 --> 01:37:15,140 But hey, hey, but listen 2345 01:37:15,140 --> 01:37:16,140 Andy's addicted 2346 01:37:16,140 --> 01:37:18,140 Then I have nothing to recommend 2347 01:37:18,140 --> 01:37:19,140 Really? 2348 01:37:19,140 --> 01:37:20,140 I will recommend something 2349 01:37:20,140 --> 01:37:21,140 But it won't be something I want to see 2350 01:37:21,140 --> 01:37:22,140 Because I don't think there's anything on there 2351 01:37:22,140 --> 01:37:23,140 I would actually want to see 2352 01:37:23,140 --> 01:37:24,140 Oh, I don't know 2353 01:37:24,140 --> 01:37:25,140 There's a lot of good movies 2354 01:37:25,140 --> 01:37:26,140 Look right now 2355 01:37:26,140 --> 01:37:27,140 At this Leaving Soonness 2356 01:37:27,140 --> 01:37:29,140 We've got Little Nicky, Death Proof, 2357 01:37:29,140 --> 01:37:31,140 Cabin in the Woods, Evil Dead 2 2358 01:37:31,140 --> 01:37:32,140 Be very careful with Leaving Soon 2359 01:37:32,140 --> 01:37:34,140 No, because sometimes they mean tomorrow 2360 01:37:34,140 --> 01:37:35,140 Oh, yeah 2361 01:37:35,140 --> 01:37:36,140 Yeah 2362 01:37:36,140 --> 01:37:37,140 I'm not going to go to the Leaving Soon section 2363 01:37:37,140 --> 01:37:38,140 I'm not 2364 01:37:38,140 --> 01:37:39,140 But here's mine 2365 01:37:39,140 --> 01:37:40,140 It's Inconceivable 2366 01:37:40,140 --> 01:37:44,140 Nick Cage, Gina Gershwin, Faye Dunaway 2367 01:37:44,140 --> 01:37:45,140 Let me pull it up 2368 01:37:45,140 --> 01:37:46,140 2017 2369 01:37:46,140 --> 01:37:49,140 It's just a movie 2370 01:37:49,140 --> 01:37:50,140 It's a Nick Cage movie 2371 01:37:50,140 --> 01:37:51,140 I haven't seen it 2372 01:37:51,140 --> 01:37:52,140 You can't just say it's just a movie 2373 01:37:52,140 --> 01:37:55,140 After a family offers shelter to a young runaway mother 2374 01:37:55,140 --> 01:37:59,140 She becomes obsessed with becoming part of their family dynamic 2375 01:37:59,140 --> 01:38:01,140 It's Nick Cage 2376 01:38:01,140 --> 01:38:02,140 It looks broken 2377 01:38:02,140 --> 01:38:03,140 Bryce 2378 01:38:03,140 --> 01:38:04,140 And some crazy chick apparently 2379 01:38:04,140 --> 01:38:06,140 That one made me feel more comfortable than my kindergarten teacher 2380 01:38:06,140 --> 01:38:08,140 I just didn't want to do another sci-fi back to back 2381 01:38:08,140 --> 01:38:11,140 So I was looking for something that wasn't sci-fi 2382 01:38:11,140 --> 01:38:12,140 Okay 2383 01:38:12,140 --> 01:38:15,140 So that sounds like just a straight up drama 2384 01:38:15,140 --> 01:38:16,140 Just a straight up drama 2385 01:38:16,140 --> 01:38:18,140 It's just a straight up drama starring Nick Cage 2386 01:38:18,140 --> 01:38:19,140 I think a thriller drama 2387 01:38:19,140 --> 01:38:26,140 It's you know, put a rabbit on the pot drama bullshit movie it looks like 2388 01:38:26,140 --> 01:38:27,140 I don't know, I haven't seen it 2389 01:38:27,140 --> 01:38:29,140 I don't know what those words mean together 2390 01:38:29,140 --> 01:38:30,140 You don't? 2391 01:38:30,140 --> 01:38:31,140 Put a rabbit on the pot 2392 01:38:31,140 --> 01:38:32,140 Oh, you don't? 2393 01:38:32,140 --> 01:38:34,140 That's a famous scene from a famous movie, Andy 2394 01:38:34,140 --> 01:38:35,140 I don't know 2395 01:38:35,140 --> 01:38:37,140 Andy, how do you not know? 2396 01:38:37,140 --> 01:38:38,140 What movie is it from, Ryan? 2397 01:38:38,140 --> 01:38:39,140 What movie? 2398 01:38:39,140 --> 01:38:40,140 What movie? 2399 01:38:40,140 --> 01:38:41,140 I don't know 2400 01:38:41,140 --> 01:38:42,140 Exactly 2401 01:38:42,140 --> 01:38:44,140 A rabbit on the stove? 2402 01:38:44,140 --> 01:38:45,140 No, I don't know 2403 01:38:45,140 --> 01:38:46,140 No? 2404 01:38:46,140 --> 01:38:47,140 What movie? 2405 01:38:47,140 --> 01:38:48,140 Just tell us the movie 2406 01:38:48,140 --> 01:38:49,140 I don't remember now 2407 01:38:49,140 --> 01:38:50,140 Oh, come on 2408 01:38:50,140 --> 01:38:51,140 You can't give me shit 2409 01:38:51,140 --> 01:38:53,140 I could describe the movie to you but I can't give you the name of the movie 2410 01:38:53,140 --> 01:38:54,140 Describe it to a little bit 2411 01:38:54,140 --> 01:38:58,140 Okay, there's this chick and she moves in with a family 2412 01:38:58,140 --> 01:39:01,140 And she's like being adopted or whatever it turns out 2413 01:39:01,140 --> 01:39:04,140 She's not and then she falls in love with the dad 2414 01:39:04,140 --> 01:39:06,140 And then she starts torturing the mom 2415 01:39:06,140 --> 01:39:07,140 Making her think she's crazy 2416 01:39:07,140 --> 01:39:09,140 And at one point they take their pet rabbit 2417 01:39:09,140 --> 01:39:10,140 She takes their pet rabbit 2418 01:39:10,140 --> 01:39:11,140 It does sound familiar 2419 01:39:11,140 --> 01:39:12,140 And falls it on the stove 2420 01:39:12,140 --> 01:39:15,140 It's like a Stephen King movie, I think, actually 2421 01:39:15,140 --> 01:39:16,140 It's such a... 2422 01:39:16,140 --> 01:39:17,140 It sounds familiar 2423 01:39:17,140 --> 01:39:18,140 I think it's like one of those... 2424 01:39:18,140 --> 01:39:20,140 That's why it's so forgettable 2425 01:39:20,140 --> 01:39:21,140 It's like one of those Stephen King movies 2426 01:39:21,140 --> 01:39:23,140 But it was iconic for a while in the 80s 2427 01:39:23,140 --> 01:39:24,140 I got you 2428 01:39:24,140 --> 01:39:27,140 You didn't want to watch Mandy 2429 01:39:27,140 --> 01:39:28,140 I'm just curious 2430 01:39:28,140 --> 01:39:29,140 No, seriously 2431 01:39:29,140 --> 01:39:31,140 I was trying to stay away from horror 2432 01:39:31,140 --> 01:39:34,140 I was trying to stay away from things we've been doing 2433 01:39:34,140 --> 01:39:36,140 Because if you're going to do The Winter of Cage 2434 01:39:36,140 --> 01:39:37,140 It's on my list 2435 01:39:37,140 --> 01:39:38,140 It's on my list 2436 01:39:38,140 --> 01:39:40,140 Because Mandy looks fucking dope 2437 01:39:40,140 --> 01:39:41,140 It does look dope 2438 01:39:41,140 --> 01:39:45,140 I've tried this but I'm trying to keep it separate 2439 01:39:45,140 --> 01:39:48,140 So every week isn't horror, every week isn't sci-fi 2440 01:39:48,140 --> 01:39:51,140 So you got to throw other things, thrillers 2441 01:39:51,140 --> 01:39:54,140 Okay, I'm going to recommend Donnie Darko 2442 01:39:54,140 --> 01:39:59,140 It's not necessarily a underrated or B movie 2443 01:39:59,140 --> 01:40:00,140 Yeah, you're not right 2444 01:40:00,140 --> 01:40:02,140 It's not really anything everybody hasn't already seen 2445 01:40:02,140 --> 01:40:03,140 You know what, then fuck it 2446 01:40:03,140 --> 01:40:04,140 I'm going to keep looking 2447 01:40:04,140 --> 01:40:05,140 Brendan, what's yours? 2448 01:40:05,140 --> 01:40:09,140 Mine is A Scanner Darkly 2449 01:40:09,140 --> 01:40:10,140 Okay 2450 01:40:10,140 --> 01:40:11,140 That's also a good movie 2451 01:40:11,140 --> 01:40:12,140 Yeah 2452 01:40:12,140 --> 01:40:14,140 Is that the one where they... 2453 01:40:14,140 --> 01:40:16,140 Let's get right back into Blood Boots 2454 01:40:16,140 --> 01:40:18,140 Is that the animated one? 2455 01:40:18,140 --> 01:40:20,140 The animated one, 2006 2456 01:40:20,140 --> 01:40:23,140 The drug psychosis kind of drama 2457 01:40:23,140 --> 01:40:24,140 Yeah 2458 01:40:24,140 --> 01:40:27,140 Cop drama, I guess 2459 01:40:27,140 --> 01:40:31,140 With Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr. 2460 01:40:31,140 --> 01:40:32,140 Yeah, it's intense 2461 01:40:32,140 --> 01:40:33,140 That's a good one 2462 01:40:33,140 --> 01:40:34,140 It's intense, yeah 2463 01:40:34,140 --> 01:40:35,140 That's an intense movie 2464 01:40:35,140 --> 01:40:36,140 It's a lot to talk about 2465 01:40:36,140 --> 01:40:37,140 Yeah 2466 01:40:37,140 --> 01:40:38,140 Okay, alright 2467 01:40:38,140 --> 01:40:39,140 And then Ryan 2468 01:40:39,140 --> 01:40:40,140 If you're going drama route 2469 01:40:40,140 --> 01:40:42,140 If you're going drama route, which I guess we are 2470 01:40:42,140 --> 01:40:45,140 You know, that's more thriller drama I think 2471 01:40:45,140 --> 01:40:46,140 Thriller drama 2472 01:40:46,140 --> 01:40:47,140 Oh, I know exactly what I'm going to watch 2473 01:40:47,140 --> 01:40:48,140 I've never seen it 2474 01:40:48,140 --> 01:40:51,140 And Dario's recommended a thousand fucking times 2475 01:40:51,140 --> 01:40:52,140 What's that? 2476 01:40:52,140 --> 01:40:53,140 Train to Busan 2477 01:40:53,140 --> 01:40:54,140 It's a zombie... 2478 01:40:54,140 --> 01:40:55,140 That's on there? 2479 01:40:55,140 --> 01:40:56,140 It's a zombie, yeah 2480 01:40:56,140 --> 01:40:57,140 It's right there 2481 01:40:57,140 --> 01:40:59,140 It's a zombie horror movie 2482 01:40:59,140 --> 01:41:02,140 And apparently it's one of the best horror movies 2483 01:41:02,140 --> 01:41:03,140 Back to horror, right, yeah 2484 01:41:03,140 --> 01:41:05,140 It's like, I'm not even usually typically the one that does 2485 01:41:05,140 --> 01:41:06,140 But I know that... 2486 01:41:06,140 --> 01:41:08,140 No, I've heard that movie's a bit of a tough one 2487 01:41:08,140 --> 01:41:11,140 The next couple of weeks 2488 01:41:11,140 --> 01:41:15,140 I'm guessing we should ramp up and do some holiday movies 2489 01:41:15,140 --> 01:41:18,140 Because these are going to be releasing closer to Christmas 2490 01:41:18,140 --> 01:41:21,140 And Thanksgiving and stuff like that 2491 01:41:21,140 --> 01:41:24,140 So this might be the last time before 2492 01:41:24,140 --> 01:41:25,140 That's my suggestion 2493 01:41:25,140 --> 01:41:26,140 So I got Train to Busan 2494 01:41:26,140 --> 01:41:28,140 We have Inconceivable 2495 01:41:28,140 --> 01:41:30,140 We have Scanner Darkly 2496 01:41:30,140 --> 01:41:32,140 And then Ryan, throw yours into the mix 2497 01:41:34,140 --> 01:41:35,140 There's some good ones 2498 01:41:35,140 --> 01:41:36,140 Actually, I kind of undershot this 2499 01:41:36,140 --> 01:41:37,140 There's some good ones on there 2500 01:41:37,140 --> 01:41:39,140 Yeah, there's a lot of good shit on there too, bro 2501 01:41:39,140 --> 01:41:40,140 Yeah, Tootie's got some good stuff 2502 01:41:40,140 --> 01:41:42,140 Pop-up, I mean, I'm looking at right now 2503 01:41:42,140 --> 01:41:43,140 The thing from... 2504 01:41:43,140 --> 01:41:44,140 Memento 2505 01:41:44,140 --> 01:41:45,140 Oh shit, that's a good one 2506 01:41:45,140 --> 01:41:46,140 That's a good movie, too 2507 01:41:46,140 --> 01:41:47,140 Battle Royale 2508 01:41:47,140 --> 01:41:48,140 You know, okay, so 2509 01:41:48,140 --> 01:41:51,140 Has anybody seen, have any of you guys seen 2510 01:41:51,140 --> 01:41:53,140 The Kurt Russell thing? 2511 01:41:53,140 --> 01:41:56,140 I tried watching it 2512 01:41:56,140 --> 01:41:57,140 We're talking about the original The Thing 2513 01:41:57,140 --> 01:41:58,140 Not the, no, not the 1950s 2514 01:41:58,140 --> 01:41:59,140 Kurt Russell 2515 01:41:59,140 --> 01:42:01,140 The one that's the first 2516 01:42:01,140 --> 01:42:04,140 Yeah, it starts with the dog running through the snow 2517 01:42:04,140 --> 01:42:05,140 Yeah, that's in color, right? 2518 01:42:05,140 --> 01:42:06,140 Yeah 2519 01:42:06,140 --> 01:42:07,140 Yeah, Kurt Russell's The Thing 2520 01:42:07,140 --> 01:42:08,140 Yeah, yeah, yeah 2521 01:42:08,140 --> 01:42:10,140 So I tried, I started watching it 2522 01:42:10,140 --> 01:42:11,140 That'll be my pitch 2523 01:42:11,140 --> 01:42:13,140 Oh, okay, that's a good one 2524 01:42:13,140 --> 01:42:15,140 Because if you haven't seen it 2525 01:42:15,140 --> 01:42:17,140 It's... 2526 01:42:17,140 --> 01:42:19,140 Oh man, it's one of Kurt Russell's best films 2527 01:42:19,140 --> 01:42:21,140 And I know, I do agree 2528 01:42:21,140 --> 01:42:23,140 That we need to get out of the horror aspect 2529 01:42:23,140 --> 01:42:24,140 Because it is either horror 2530 01:42:24,140 --> 01:42:25,140 Yeah, why? 2531 01:42:25,140 --> 01:42:27,140 We are falling into a, it's like 2532 01:42:27,140 --> 01:42:29,140 But the thing is, I will say 2533 01:42:29,140 --> 01:42:31,140 A super highly rated horror movie 2534 01:42:31,140 --> 01:42:32,140 That everyone talks about constantly 2535 01:42:32,140 --> 01:42:33,140 As being one of the best movies of all time 2536 01:42:33,140 --> 01:42:34,140 The Thing? 2537 01:42:34,140 --> 01:42:35,140 Yeah, Kurt Russell's The Thing 2538 01:42:35,140 --> 01:42:37,140 Is pretty fantastic of a movie 2539 01:42:37,140 --> 01:42:38,140 Yeah, yeah, yeah 2540 01:42:38,140 --> 01:42:40,140 And even if it goes to Tooby 2541 01:42:40,140 --> 01:42:41,140 The sequel they made 2542 01:42:41,140 --> 01:42:43,140 Is it on Tooby? 2543 01:42:43,140 --> 01:42:44,140 Yeah 2544 01:42:44,140 --> 01:42:45,140 Okay, you found it right there? 2545 01:42:45,140 --> 01:42:46,140 Yeah 2546 01:42:46,140 --> 01:42:47,140 Okay 2547 01:42:47,140 --> 01:42:48,140 Because you know what they added? 2548 01:42:48,140 --> 01:42:49,140 They added malignant 2549 01:42:49,140 --> 01:42:51,140 So, but I'm not going to recommend that today though 2550 01:42:51,140 --> 01:42:52,140 No 2551 01:42:52,140 --> 01:42:53,140 I'm not recommending that today 2552 01:42:53,140 --> 01:42:54,140 Because I won't be here 2553 01:42:54,140 --> 01:42:55,140 To talk about it 2554 01:42:55,140 --> 01:42:56,140 Is it ever going to get fucking recommended? 2555 01:42:56,140 --> 01:42:57,140 Oh, it will 2556 01:42:57,140 --> 01:42:58,140 And it's going to 2557 01:42:58,140 --> 01:42:59,140 And I'm going to bring food that day 2558 01:42:59,140 --> 01:43:00,140 I'm going to make a party out of it 2559 01:43:00,140 --> 01:43:02,140 Because I've been recommending that since episode one 2560 01:43:02,140 --> 01:43:03,140 Yeah 2561 01:43:03,140 --> 01:43:05,140 And I've been somewhere really shit on 2562 01:43:05,140 --> 01:43:07,140 By a little old man that's not here anymore 2563 01:43:07,140 --> 01:43:09,140 Bob, I fucking win 2564 01:43:09,140 --> 01:43:11,140 Malignant's mine 2565 01:43:11,140 --> 01:43:12,140 So what we should do is 2566 01:43:12,140 --> 01:43:13,140 Next week we should do malignant 2567 01:43:13,140 --> 01:43:14,140 When he's not here 2568 01:43:14,140 --> 01:43:16,140 No, I'm not suggesting it 2569 01:43:16,140 --> 01:43:17,140 I'm going to recommend 2570 01:43:17,140 --> 01:43:18,140 I'll suggest it next week 2571 01:43:18,140 --> 01:43:20,140 If you say you're going to come the following week 2572 01:43:20,140 --> 01:43:21,140 It might be worth doing that 2573 01:43:21,140 --> 01:43:22,140 Yeah 2574 01:43:22,140 --> 01:43:23,140 What do you mean? 2575 01:43:23,140 --> 01:43:24,140 For you to be 2576 01:43:24,140 --> 01:43:26,140 For it to be the movie that we talk about 2577 01:43:26,140 --> 01:43:27,140 The one the following week 2578 01:43:27,140 --> 01:43:28,140 We might do it 2579 01:43:28,140 --> 01:43:29,140 If we know you're going to be here the following week 2580 01:43:29,140 --> 01:43:30,140 Like you said you won't be here next week 2581 01:43:30,140 --> 01:43:31,140 But if we knew you were going to be here the following week 2582 01:43:31,140 --> 01:43:32,140 We'll figure all this out 2583 01:43:32,140 --> 01:43:34,140 This isn't interesting podcasting 2584 01:43:34,140 --> 01:43:35,140 Let's take a vote 2585 01:43:35,140 --> 01:43:36,140 I'm voting for 2586 01:43:36,140 --> 01:43:37,140 Kurt Russell's The Thing 2587 01:43:37,140 --> 01:43:38,140 There we go 2588 01:43:38,140 --> 01:43:39,140 Well then you win 2589 01:43:39,140 --> 01:43:40,140 That's because there's two 2590 01:43:40,140 --> 01:43:41,140 No 2591 01:43:41,140 --> 01:43:43,140 Because if Brennan likes yours better 2592 01:43:43,140 --> 01:43:44,140 Or if you like Brennan's better 2593 01:43:44,140 --> 01:43:45,140 I'm going to do 2594 01:43:45,140 --> 01:43:46,140 Well I like Michael's just because 2595 01:43:46,140 --> 01:43:47,140 To stay with the horror 2596 01:43:47,140 --> 01:43:48,140 I'm going to stay with Inconsistent 2597 01:43:48,140 --> 01:43:49,140 Well then you should go with his 2598 01:43:49,140 --> 01:43:50,140 I haven't seen either one of those 2599 01:43:50,140 --> 01:43:51,140 We should leave it up to Brennan then 2600 01:43:51,140 --> 01:43:52,140 So if you're going with Brandon 2601 01:43:52,140 --> 01:43:53,140 I'm going with Brian 2602 01:43:53,140 --> 01:43:54,140 Yeah 2603 01:43:54,140 --> 01:43:55,140 Well let the guest decide 2604 01:43:55,140 --> 01:43:56,140 Well it's not a guest 2605 01:43:56,140 --> 01:43:57,140 It's either your movie or 2606 01:43:57,140 --> 01:43:58,140 Or your movie 2607 01:43:58,140 --> 01:43:59,140 It's one of you two 2608 01:43:59,140 --> 01:44:00,140 And you just say 2609 01:44:00,140 --> 01:44:01,140 No it'd be Brennan's or 2610 01:44:01,140 --> 01:44:02,140 Wait 2611 01:44:02,140 --> 01:44:03,140 That's Brennan's or 2612 01:44:03,140 --> 01:44:04,140 What are you going to say? 2613 01:44:04,140 --> 01:44:05,140 Well that's Brennan's 2614 01:44:05,140 --> 01:44:06,140 That's Brennan's 2615 01:44:06,140 --> 01:44:07,140 That's Brennan's 2616 01:44:07,140 --> 01:44:08,140 That's Brennan's 2617 01:44:08,140 --> 01:44:09,140 That's Brennan's 2618 01:44:09,140 --> 01:44:10,140 That's Brennan's 2619 01:44:10,140 --> 01:44:11,140 That's Brennan's 2620 01:44:11,140 --> 01:44:13,140 That's Brennan's or 2621 01:44:13,140 --> 01:44:14,140 The thing 2622 01:44:14,140 --> 01:44:15,140 The thing 2623 01:44:15,140 --> 01:44:16,140 Okay yeah 2624 01:44:16,140 --> 01:44:17,140 Well you said 2625 01:44:17,140 --> 01:44:18,140 You changed yours to the thing 2626 01:44:18,140 --> 01:44:19,140 So whatever 2627 01:44:19,140 --> 01:44:20,140 It doesn't matter 2628 01:44:20,140 --> 01:44:21,140 Right now it's two to 2629 01:44:21,140 --> 01:44:22,140 Yeah one 2630 01:44:22,140 --> 01:44:23,140 There's always something I haven't seen 2631 01:44:23,140 --> 01:44:24,140 That'll do the thing 2632 01:44:24,140 --> 01:44:25,140 Okay 2633 01:44:25,140 --> 01:44:26,140 Give it a shot 2634 01:44:26,140 --> 01:44:27,140 Alright there we go 2635 01:44:27,140 --> 01:44:28,140 So 2636 01:44:28,140 --> 01:44:29,140 It'll probably be our last horror for a while 2637 01:44:29,140 --> 01:44:30,140 Because we need to kind of go to 2638 01:44:30,140 --> 01:44:31,140 Lighter for Christmas 2639 01:44:31,140 --> 01:44:32,140 Unless we want to really 2640 01:44:32,140 --> 01:44:33,140 You know 2641 01:44:33,140 --> 01:44:34,140 No I agree 2642 01:44:34,140 --> 01:44:36,140 This is a decoration right now 2643 01:44:36,140 --> 01:44:38,140 This is going to be the final horror movie for 2644 01:44:38,140 --> 01:44:39,140 A minute 2645 01:44:39,140 --> 01:44:40,140 Per se 2646 01:44:40,140 --> 01:44:41,140 I don't know how long 2647 01:44:41,140 --> 01:44:42,140 But fuck it 2648 01:44:42,140 --> 01:44:43,140 We're going to do one or two more 2649 01:44:43,140 --> 01:44:44,140 So from now on 2650 01:44:44,140 --> 01:44:45,140 Pick holiday themed movies 2651 01:44:45,140 --> 01:44:46,140 Or well 2652 01:44:46,140 --> 01:44:47,140 It doesn't have to all be holiday 2653 01:44:47,140 --> 01:44:48,140 I want it to 2654 01:44:48,140 --> 01:44:49,140 I want it to 2655 01:44:49,140 --> 01:44:50,140 Take place during Christmas 2656 01:44:50,140 --> 01:44:51,140 For seven or eight weeks 2657 01:44:51,140 --> 01:44:52,140 You know 2658 01:44:52,140 --> 01:44:53,140 Wait not seven or eight weeks 2659 01:44:53,140 --> 01:44:54,140 Wait maybe 2660 01:44:54,140 --> 01:44:55,140 Yeah if your Thanksgiving through Christmas 2661 01:44:55,140 --> 01:44:56,140 Is six or seven weeks 2662 01:44:56,140 --> 01:44:57,140 Yeah and I fucking hate holiday movies 2663 01:44:57,140 --> 01:44:58,140 It's a long time 2664 01:44:58,140 --> 01:44:59,140 To do all holiday 2665 01:44:59,140 --> 01:45:00,140 You can do action 2666 01:45:00,140 --> 01:45:01,140 You can do thriller 2667 01:45:01,140 --> 01:45:02,140 You can do whatever 2668 01:45:02,140 --> 01:45:03,140 But you don't have to do all holiday 2669 01:45:03,140 --> 01:45:04,140 I have like one 2670 01:45:04,140 --> 01:45:05,140 That I recommend 2671 01:45:05,140 --> 01:45:06,140 I want to have a couple episodes 2672 01:45:06,140 --> 01:45:07,140 Of holiday movies though 2673 01:45:07,140 --> 01:45:08,140 Yeah 2674 01:45:08,140 --> 01:45:09,140 I want to have a couple episodes 2675 01:45:09,140 --> 01:45:10,140 Of holiday movies though 2676 01:45:10,140 --> 01:45:11,140 Are we trying to find holiday B movies? 2677 01:45:11,140 --> 01:45:12,140 That's 2678 01:45:12,140 --> 01:45:13,140 Yeah 2679 01:45:13,140 --> 01:45:14,140 That's the best 2680 01:45:14,140 --> 01:45:15,140 Yeah but you're also not allowed to do 2681 01:45:15,140 --> 01:45:16,140 That's probably like a good movie 2682 01:45:16,140 --> 01:45:17,140 That's all holiday movies are B movies 2683 01:45:17,140 --> 01:45:18,140 They run holiday movies 2684 01:45:18,140 --> 01:45:19,140 It's not a B movie 2685 01:45:19,140 --> 01:45:20,140 Even the best holiday movie of all time is Die Hard 2686 01:45:20,140 --> 01:45:21,140 I give a fuck what anyone says 2687 01:45:21,140 --> 01:45:22,140 Okay 2688 01:45:22,140 --> 01:45:23,140 And that's arguably not really a B movie 2689 01:45:23,140 --> 01:45:24,140 No but it still fits our criteria 2690 01:45:24,140 --> 01:45:25,140 Do you understand? 2691 01:45:25,140 --> 01:45:26,140 So like 2692 01:45:26,140 --> 01:45:27,140 Thank you 2693 01:45:27,140 --> 01:45:28,140 I disagree wholeheartedly 2694 01:45:28,140 --> 01:45:29,140 Thank you 2695 01:45:29,140 --> 01:45:30,140 Die Hard still fits our criteria 2696 01:45:30,140 --> 01:45:31,140 It doesn't matter 2697 01:45:31,140 --> 01:45:32,140 I wholeheartedly disagree with you 2698 01:45:32,140 --> 01:45:33,140 We're going to do a wholeheartedly 2699 01:45:33,140 --> 01:45:34,140 Wholeheartedly 2700 01:45:34,140 --> 01:45:35,140 Wholeheartedly 2701 01:45:35,140 --> 01:45:36,140 Wholeheartedly 2702 01:45:36,140 --> 01:45:37,140 Wholeheartedly 2703 01:45:37,140 --> 01:45:38,140 Wholeheartedly 2704 01:45:38,140 --> 01:45:39,140 I disagree with you 2705 01:45:39,140 --> 01:45:42,140 I think there are some solid fucking Christmas movies out there 2706 01:45:42,140 --> 01:45:43,140 And holiday movies 2707 01:45:43,140 --> 01:45:44,140 You don't think Die Hard is one of them? 2708 01:45:44,140 --> 01:45:45,140 In fact 2709 01:45:45,140 --> 01:45:46,140 Are the best? 2710 01:45:46,140 --> 01:45:47,140 No I'm not 2711 01:45:47,140 --> 01:45:48,140 I don't give a shit about how he feels about Die Hard 2712 01:45:48,140 --> 01:45:49,140 I'm talking about 2713 01:45:49,140 --> 01:45:50,140 Wow 2714 01:45:50,140 --> 01:45:51,140 He's saying 2715 01:45:51,140 --> 01:45:52,140 He's saying that 2716 01:45:52,140 --> 01:45:53,140 That nobody 2717 01:45:53,140 --> 01:45:54,140 That there's no other 2718 01:45:54,140 --> 01:45:56,140 That there's no other good Christmas movies 2719 01:45:56,140 --> 01:45:57,140 Absolutely not 2720 01:45:57,140 --> 01:45:58,140 Right here the night before 2721 01:45:58,140 --> 01:45:59,140 This is a great one 2722 01:45:59,140 --> 01:46:00,140 Seth Rogen 2723 01:46:00,140 --> 01:46:01,140 Joseph Gordon-Levitt 2724 01:46:01,140 --> 01:46:02,140 And Anthony Mackie 2725 01:46:02,140 --> 01:46:03,140 Oh I wonder if there's 2726 01:46:03,140 --> 01:46:06,140 I wonder what kind of high jinks are in that movie 2727 01:46:06,140 --> 01:46:07,140 You're saying that's a good movie? 2728 01:46:07,140 --> 01:46:08,140 Absolutely 2729 01:46:08,140 --> 01:46:09,140 Have you never seen it? 2730 01:46:09,140 --> 01:46:10,140 No I've never seen it 2731 01:46:10,140 --> 01:46:11,140 Well yeah why you shitting on it already 2732 01:46:11,140 --> 01:46:12,140 Home Alone is a great movie 2733 01:46:12,140 --> 01:46:13,140 Home Alone is a good Christmas movie 2734 01:46:13,140 --> 01:46:14,140 Home Alone 2735 01:46:14,140 --> 01:46:15,140 Dude the night before is a great movie 2736 01:46:15,140 --> 01:46:16,140 No 2737 01:46:16,140 --> 01:46:17,140 Super good 2738 01:46:17,140 --> 01:46:18,140 I would give it Ws 2739 01:46:18,140 --> 01:46:19,140 I just buy the cover 2740 01:46:19,140 --> 01:46:20,140 It looks like a Home Alone ripoff 2741 01:46:20,140 --> 01:46:21,140 Is it not? 2742 01:46:21,140 --> 01:46:22,140 It's not 2743 01:46:22,140 --> 01:46:23,140 Oh my god you guys are really going hard at this movie 2744 01:46:23,140 --> 01:46:24,140 You guys have nothing about 2745 01:46:24,140 --> 01:46:25,140 It is about 2746 01:46:25,140 --> 01:46:26,140 I'm basing it on the cover 2747 01:46:26,140 --> 01:46:27,140 No 2748 01:46:27,140 --> 01:46:28,140 It's just 2749 01:46:28,140 --> 01:46:29,140 Joseph Gordon 2750 01:46:29,140 --> 01:46:30,140 I'm just doing it to be a cut 2751 01:46:30,140 --> 01:46:31,140 Yeah 2752 01:46:31,140 --> 01:46:32,140 Joseph Gordon 2753 01:46:32,140 --> 01:46:33,140 I'm not even going to explain the plot 2754 01:46:33,140 --> 01:46:34,140 But basically it's a bunch of fucking 2755 01:46:34,140 --> 01:46:38,140 Friends trying to move on with their lives and also celebrate tradition 2756 01:46:38,140 --> 01:46:39,140 Nicholas Cage man 2757 01:46:39,140 --> 01:46:40,140 That looks solid 2758 01:46:40,140 --> 01:46:41,140 I've never seen that one 2759 01:46:41,140 --> 01:46:42,140 That looks fucking good 2760 01:46:42,140 --> 01:46:43,140 Yeah he doesn't recommend Nicholas Cage 2761 01:46:43,140 --> 01:46:46,140 You know what the problem I have with Mike is that I fucking dig Nicholas Cage 2762 01:46:46,140 --> 01:46:50,140 I watched Face Off and I haven't seen that in like 18 years 2763 01:46:50,140 --> 01:46:51,140 So good 2764 01:46:51,140 --> 01:46:54,140 It was so good I almost wrote a fucking comedy bit about it 2765 01:46:54,140 --> 01:46:55,140 Right? 2766 01:46:55,140 --> 01:47:01,140 That is the funniest fucking movie I have seen from a directorial point of view 2767 01:47:01,140 --> 01:47:02,140 I know we're not going to be able to see it 2768 01:47:02,140 --> 01:47:06,140 A directorial point of view I know we're not I'm sorry that's going to be like jump off 2769 01:47:06,140 --> 01:47:07,140 Face Off 2770 01:47:07,140 --> 01:47:08,140 It's pretty funny though 2771 01:47:08,140 --> 01:47:13,260 Because the whole movie the whole it's guy shoots his kid and then they're like you want 2772 01:47:13,260 --> 01:47:16,140 to wear the face of the guy that murdered your son 2773 01:47:16,140 --> 01:47:17,140 Right? 2774 01:47:17,140 --> 01:47:18,140 I'll do it 2775 01:47:18,140 --> 01:47:22,340 And he's like son of a bitch there's only one way to get this guy and that's wear his 2776 01:47:22,340 --> 01:47:26,140 face and go to prison and convince his brother to tell me where the bomb is 2777 01:47:26,140 --> 01:47:27,140 I'm going to take his face off 2778 01:47:27,140 --> 01:47:28,140 Face off 2779 01:47:28,140 --> 01:47:29,140 Face off 2780 01:47:29,140 --> 01:47:30,140 And then like 2781 01:47:30,140 --> 01:47:31,140 Face off 2782 01:47:31,140 --> 01:47:35,260 And then like Nicholas Cage like every time his eyes got like haaa I got all fucking like 2783 01:47:35,260 --> 01:47:37,140 huge and crazy was fucking nuts 2784 01:47:37,140 --> 01:47:39,500 Let's go to prison with gravity boots 2785 01:47:39,500 --> 01:47:40,500 Yeah 2786 01:47:40,500 --> 01:47:41,500 Maggot boots 2787 01:47:41,500 --> 01:47:49,420 But my favorite part my favorite part is like Nicholas Cage is like he gets the revealing 2788 01:47:49,420 --> 01:47:53,460 of the bomb right or you know well yeah it's Cage but it's really Travolta's character 2789 01:47:53,460 --> 01:47:54,460 right 2790 01:47:54,460 --> 01:47:55,460 Yeah 2791 01:47:55,460 --> 01:47:59,580 And he's like he doesn't go if I had given the bomb I'd be like thanks Pollux let's go 2792 01:47:59,580 --> 01:48:00,580 get some grub 2793 01:48:00,580 --> 01:48:01,580 Right? 2794 01:48:01,580 --> 01:48:05,140 I wouldn't look at him and go you fucking waste of space fucking idiot 2795 01:48:05,140 --> 01:48:09,220 I got exactly what I fucking needed from you 2796 01:48:09,220 --> 01:48:13,380 Yeah just gave up the fucking gave it ghost up 2797 01:48:13,380 --> 01:48:15,940 Thanks bro hey thanks brother I love you 2798 01:48:15,940 --> 01:48:16,940 Yeah 2799 01:48:16,940 --> 01:48:18,420 Of course you didn't share this with anybody 2800 01:48:18,420 --> 01:48:23,500 Yeah you've been your sociopath schizophrenic and you've been suspicious you know how crazy 2801 01:48:23,500 --> 01:48:26,740 Every now and then you just slap your brother and be like ha ha just to show him your crazy 2802 01:48:26,740 --> 01:48:30,940 You know how insane you'd have to be to see your brother and go that's someone else's 2803 01:48:30,940 --> 01:48:35,500 face on his face right because they're like he'll be suspicious you have his god damn 2804 01:48:35,500 --> 01:48:38,180 face welded onto your fucking body 2805 01:48:38,180 --> 01:48:39,180 I think 2806 01:48:39,180 --> 01:48:43,980 There's no way he's so schizophrenic he thinks you're John Travolta wearing his face 2807 01:48:43,980 --> 01:48:47,340 He's like hold on how does that scene end with the brother does he go like 2808 01:48:47,340 --> 01:48:48,340 No 2809 01:48:48,340 --> 01:48:50,860 Oh yeah no no no no no no no 2810 01:48:50,860 --> 01:48:51,860 Does he just accept it? 2811 01:48:51,860 --> 01:48:57,860 Some shit happens I think yeah he gets fucking uh Nicholas Cage gets fucked up right by 2812 01:48:57,860 --> 01:49:03,420 somebody for something and uh Pollock's the next scene where he's leaving is Pollock's 2813 01:49:03,420 --> 01:49:08,260 just gets out of prison because now fucking Cage is at Travolta's body and he's like 2814 01:49:08,260 --> 01:49:09,260 Bye bro 2815 01:49:09,260 --> 01:49:15,300 Because he already seen on the joke and Nicholas Cage is like wait where you going hey hey 2816 01:49:15,300 --> 01:49:21,260 it's like the saddest thing right because like his whole grand plan is just coming apart 2817 01:49:21,260 --> 01:49:26,660 not halfway into the film not near the end right at the god damn beginning their whole 2818 01:49:26,660 --> 01:49:31,940 government plan of infiltration beginning has just went to complete shit if you've never 2819 01:49:31,940 --> 01:49:37,060 watched hold on if you've never watched that movie you know he invades he's Nicholas Cage 2820 01:49:37,060 --> 01:49:41,860 with Pollock's for a while they disarm the bomb he right you know what I mean like this 2821 01:49:41,860 --> 01:49:45,940 movie's more about that now they wouldn't be like Nicholas Cage will wake up out of 2822 01:49:45,940 --> 01:49:52,140 the turbine-caused coma and then steal John Travolta's face and then take your life over 2823 01:49:52,140 --> 01:49:57,500 and then after he does right see this for the view of Nicholas Cage you know Travolta's 2824 01:49:57,500 --> 01:50:01,660 character the guy just walked in he's like bye shithead and he's like wait where you 2825 01:50:01,660 --> 01:50:06,180 going oh this isn't coming to Rebels is it and then they're like you gotta visit her 2826 01:50:06,180 --> 01:50:11,420 fuck-knuckle and he walks out there and it's your body walks in and he's like I'm gonna 2827 01:50:11,420 --> 01:50:20,420 fuck your wife but I'm gonna go home and fuck your lonely sad sonless little housewife 2828 01:50:20,420 --> 01:50:25,860 you know why she's sad cuz I kept your kid when I shot you in the back at barely heart 2829 01:50:25,860 --> 01:50:30,580 level for some fucking reason and it hit him and I'll give a shit you know why cuz I'm 2830 01:50:30,580 --> 01:50:37,660 gonna see you live put that's not what it says but wait and then he escapes right he 2831 01:50:37,660 --> 01:50:44,580 gets out gets out goes to us and then fucking shows up at Nicholas Cage's you know pad does 2832 01:50:44,580 --> 01:50:50,940 not does not fuck her doesn't even try to fuck her right and if that had been me and 2833 01:50:50,940 --> 01:50:55,420 that had been me that said that to me last time I saw me to go home to fuck my wife or 2834 01:50:55,420 --> 01:51:00,140 his bra whatever it is at that point I am doing anal on your old lady I'm going ass 2835 01:51:00,140 --> 01:51:05,340 to mouth I am getting it back for me yeah right when I told my wife that I go I'd be 2836 01:51:05,340 --> 01:51:10,660 getting vengeance like a motherfucker and she goes he's a bad guy castor Troy doesn't care 2837 01:51:10,660 --> 01:51:16,980 if you fuck his girlfriend I go no for me I'm trying to get it back for me not getting 2838 01:51:16,980 --> 01:51:23,380 it back you're the one that just fucked Nicholas Cage right you couldn't tell you couldn't 2839 01:51:23,380 --> 01:51:28,380 dick size difference that's the thing she's so then so then Nick Cave or John Travolta 2840 01:51:28,380 --> 01:51:33,380 is like finally goes through all the trials and tribulations and and has the goal to sneak 2841 01:51:33,380 --> 01:51:40,140 into the house as the man that shot her kid and tell her there's a blood difference there's 2842 01:51:40,140 --> 01:51:45,540 a blood difference get it and then she does right and then he meets her at the hospital 2843 01:51:45,540 --> 01:51:50,660 and he's like wounded as fuck and this isn't and he's like he's like I knew you'd come 2844 01:51:50,660 --> 01:51:57,180 back here I knew you'd show up and she's all like how is this possible I did a mission 2845 01:51:57,180 --> 01:52:01,940 right took his face to become him he got my face and he's been your husband is the whole 2846 01:52:01,940 --> 01:52:07,860 thing it's been a bit and then she goes she doesn't she does not say she does not say 2847 01:52:07,860 --> 01:52:13,980 what the fuck were you thinking I fucked that no way she didn't say what the fuck were you 2848 01:52:13,980 --> 01:52:18,340 thinking I don't even understand this you said it was over and you promised me you'd 2849 01:52:18,340 --> 01:52:22,860 be home and then your next thing is just take his face and you come in that seemed like 2850 01:52:22,860 --> 01:52:28,980 a logical jump between what you told me and what you did she didn't say that at the slightest 2851 01:52:28,980 --> 01:52:33,980 bit she didn't even say it's you just switched faces I knew there was something weird when 2852 01:52:33,980 --> 01:52:38,620 you came home and you were circumcised and your cock had four inches on it and it was 2853 01:52:38,620 --> 01:52:44,700 girthy and you face fucked me for 23 minutes which you've never normally done and you kept 2854 01:52:44,700 --> 01:52:51,620 saying there's for me bitch that's me I try to get you bitch I'm the bad guy I'm the 2855 01:52:51,620 --> 01:52:56,980 bad guy relax your throat relax your throat put your balls in right no she didn't even 2856 01:52:56,980 --> 01:53:03,300 say that she goes you know we've been together as husband and wife for nearly a week now 2857 01:53:03,300 --> 01:53:09,300 and she says it all like you don't understand what he's done to me right like I didn't see 2858 01:53:09,300 --> 01:53:17,980 this coming at all despite the probable beforehand facts she and Nicholas Cage best acted scene 2859 01:53:17,980 --> 01:53:34,660 of his life because his reaction is what every normal guy's reaction would be that is the 2860 01:53:34,660 --> 01:53:40,340 best Nick Cage is the actor of our time I say that all the time I thought of you you 2861 01:53:40,340 --> 01:53:45,380 motherfucker I thought of you and I go this is the shit this is why I vote for Mike's 2862 01:53:45,380 --> 01:53:51,580 dumb fucking because I am full in on Nicholas Cage because he makes that movie right and 2863 01:53:51,580 --> 01:53:57,100 I could keep going it gets somehow only more absurd from there it doesn't matter but it 2864 01:53:57,100 --> 01:54:02,460 doesn't matter but we're not doing it because right now I just wrote down what I just wrote 2865 01:54:02,460 --> 01:54:08,580 down is this episode is going to be called review of future sport and face off kind of 2866 01:54:08,580 --> 01:54:29,060 what's the WWF what you said you have these intrusive thoughts are like bricks yeah the 2867 01:54:29,060 --> 01:54:33,940 wall in your mind I'll let you have I've sat on that whole thing for a week now and I was 2868 01:54:33,940 --> 01:54:38,100 like I got to get to the podcast I have a tangent for once about Nick Cage it's been 2869 01:54:38,100 --> 01:54:42,500 I was saying that people at work just like that like I'd stumbled across some fucking 2870 01:54:42,500 --> 01:54:48,660 some some huge nugget of like did you realize in that movie like worst part of that whole 2871 01:54:48,660 --> 01:54:55,820 thing is that they just take Nicholas Cage's kid at the end oh yeah he's like you might 2872 01:54:55,820 --> 01:55:00,100 have fucked my wife but I got your son now motherfucker I'm gonna raise your kid I took 2873 01:55:00,100 --> 01:55:04,260 you took one of my you took him pawn one got taken off the table you took your pawn you 2874 01:55:04,260 --> 01:55:09,460 put this whole cuck situation in my head now in such a way that like is no one else picturing 2875 01:55:09,460 --> 01:55:16,900 the the the porno parody of this like version of it you know we do it where we're exactly 2876 01:55:16,900 --> 01:55:22,480 what it is it's John Travolta's character sucks at sex he leaves and then with Nick 2877 01:55:22,480 --> 01:55:29,340 Cage's character it's a big black dude but he's wearing John Travolta's face and he comes 2878 01:55:29,340 --> 01:55:38,900 in and just rails her we've been together in a marital way for a while can I get a where's 2879 01:55:38,900 --> 01:55:44,220 the lighter who took it motherfuckers lighter it's in my pocket I guarantee I'm so high 2880 01:55:44,220 --> 01:55:48,220 and I have a yeah I have a do it please don't take it it's a bad habit it's a bad habit 2881 01:55:48,220 --> 01:55:53,780 I'm sorry it's one of so it's cigarettes yeah when you smoke yeah yeah because everybody 2882 01:55:53,780 --> 01:55:56,620 would take you get this weird thing where you're like if you don't call for a back it's 2883 01:55:56,620 --> 01:55:59,700 mine because everybody would take mine to you you handed somebody and they light it 2884 01:55:59,700 --> 01:56:03,860 and your first instinct is a smoker from smoking by yourself all the time just put your pocket 2885 01:56:03,860 --> 01:56:08,860 your lighter back I'm not gonna point fingers but somebody is leaning way too far back when 2886 01:56:08,860 --> 01:56:12,340 they're hitting this it needs to stay straight up the more you lean it back the more this 2887 01:56:12,340 --> 01:56:15,500 fills up with water so this water in your mouth everyone's about to have on this next 2888 01:56:15,500 --> 01:56:21,060 pool that's somebody's fault I'm not gonna I'm just saying it could be any of you wow 2889 01:56:21,060 --> 01:56:25,540 I didn't I wasn't aware I just came in the fucking Nazi apartment named Andy dude just 2890 01:56:25,540 --> 01:56:32,260 absolutely you just now realize that he's a bomb Nazi bro I don't think the bomb Nazis 2891 01:56:32,260 --> 01:56:35,980 are right that's the term I'm inventing I don't want to be referred to that you're the 2892 01:56:35,980 --> 01:56:41,660 bomb Nazi now please don't call me a Bonzi the bomb or a not Zong well the Bonzi sounds 2893 01:56:41,660 --> 01:56:52,740 like I would I'd walk into a into a into a diner kind of put money into a jukebox press 2894 01:56:52,740 --> 01:56:59,940 the song I want to specifically listen to sit down get high order order some poutine 2895 01:56:59,940 --> 01:57:10,580 fries and then go hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey 2896 01:57:10,580 --> 01:57:16,860 don't be like us don't be like us we just made up Bonzi and all of his fucking rules 2897 01:57:16,860 --> 01:57:21,540 because we're high yeah yeah he has no affiliations to be in a Nazi by the way that was just a 2898 01:57:21,540 --> 01:57:27,020 fun play on words that we turned into something else but Andy is a bomb I'm a little bit 2899 01:57:27,020 --> 01:57:30,820 strict but it's just like no one wants water in the mouth but it's not only about the bomb 2900 01:57:30,820 --> 01:57:38,020 yeah don't put your fucking forearm in his middle console so let's get let me I want 2901 01:57:38,020 --> 01:57:45,580 to point oh I have a bird poem oh yeah let's hear your bird poem ladies and gentlemen Burt's 2902 01:57:45,580 --> 01:57:54,220 here with us as always is is is Burt's the original is dead for all we know I mean he's 2903 01:57:54,220 --> 01:57:59,660 gone I mean I hope he's not dead Bob Bob had to leave and now there's just Burt Bob left 2904 01:57:59,660 --> 01:58:05,420 Burt is in his place Polarski thank you very much Andy and I appreciate you very much until 2905 01:58:05,420 --> 01:58:10,340 I do something you do I don't like and then I will tell you what you do that I do not 2906 01:58:10,340 --> 01:58:15,060 like okay I understand okay thank you very much you got a poem for us and it's about 2907 01:58:15,060 --> 01:58:23,420 all right yeah hello everyone it's me Burt I am doing a poem because I am hurt although 2908 01:58:23,420 --> 01:58:31,860 I am a good person and a humanitarian I know that we all miss our favorite octogenarian 2909 01:58:31,860 --> 01:58:39,980 so this is it and this is how it has to be I'm doing a poem for the old man Bob Polarski 2910 01:58:39,980 --> 01:58:48,940 he came into the group shy and crude he left us the same way just a little bit more rude 2911 01:58:48,940 --> 01:58:55,260 I remember how fondly Bob was always handy or how he'd fat shame Ryan for eating all 2912 01:58:55,260 --> 01:59:04,260 the candy on the best of days he supplied weed and covered his bases on the worst of 2913 01:59:04,260 --> 01:59:17,740 days let me start over Bob on the best of days he supplied weed and covered his bases 2914 01:59:17,740 --> 01:59:25,980 on the worst of days he tried to fist fight Ryan and would accidentally be racist I hope 2915 01:59:25,980 --> 01:59:32,380 he does well in his retirement with his riches I'll miss how he stared at Andy thinking his 2916 01:59:32,380 --> 01:59:42,140 young self was always a bitches it was an honor to have Bob with us and have known him 2917 01:59:42,140 --> 01:59:49,740 now I will steal his fucking bit and Ryan will Ryan will write the poems so smoke some 2918 01:59:49,740 --> 01:59:57,860 green try not to be mean we miss that you are gone it feels so so wrong I wish you the 2919 01:59:57,860 --> 02:00:09,820 best I finally won bitch it's only Burke that's left it was a it was a Chinese limerick it 2920 02:00:09,820 --> 02:00:16,620 was allowed to skip pick stanzas Andy that was great that you know that that's what that 2921 02:00:16,620 --> 02:00:20,340 was okay that was so good thank you I wish we still had an impromptu because you would 2922 02:00:20,340 --> 02:00:24,700 have killed at one of those like rapping games are you supposed to rhyme thank you so much 2923 02:00:24,700 --> 02:00:29,380 oh yeah you got to see me freestyle shit face that was so let's talk about the Halloween 2924 02:00:29,380 --> 02:00:33,620 party yeah how long have we gone on this episode it doesn't matter doesn't matter okay tell 2925 02:00:33,620 --> 02:00:40,460 me about the Halloween party well you were there well I came late so I I Ryan hit me 2926 02:00:40,460 --> 02:00:45,100 up it was already super late and I felt bad that it was already super late but then I 2927 02:00:45,100 --> 02:00:50,180 when I got there he was all boo boo he was a boo boo Andy he was like what I'm sorry 2928 02:00:50,180 --> 02:00:56,380 the bear I'm sorry I'm not in a good his space Ryan all the Beatles all the Beatles are so 2929 02:00:56,380 --> 02:01:02,780 sad oh and I said hey yeah he's not far off I mean I didn't know that I in my head it 2930 02:01:02,780 --> 02:01:10,660 was a Beatles accent until now you don't understand like I'm just so sad all the time I did I 2931 02:01:10,660 --> 02:01:15,660 did it honestly could have been that night yeah I did go down a Beatles rabbit hole I 2932 02:01:15,660 --> 02:01:20,580 watched I bet I watched somebody talk about all of their movies that they're so sad and 2933 02:01:20,580 --> 02:01:24,900 you were so Marous Maros thank you sorry and then you were in the bear costume Marous 2934 02:01:24,900 --> 02:01:29,700 and the beetle and I didn't wear the bear costume no he showed up he showed up a little 2935 02:01:29,700 --> 02:01:34,620 late and I this year so my company that I used to work for Pat used to have ballin parties 2936 02:01:34,620 --> 02:01:39,860 like you know Christmas parties and shit and they haven't had some lately so what I decided 2937 02:01:39,860 --> 02:01:45,300 to do is take it into my own hands and I threw a yearly party Halloween fest 2023 there'll 2938 02:01:45,300 --> 02:01:48,740 be another one next year we're already planning it right now we're already setting aside money 2939 02:01:48,740 --> 02:01:54,580 for it I spent like close to a thousand dollars on decorations and shit like that I'm really 2940 02:01:54,580 --> 02:02:00,380 not proud to say but I've been bothered by my wife and son for years to decorate this 2941 02:02:00,380 --> 02:02:05,660 fucking place and I don't want to because it's so much work and I hate working so when 2942 02:02:05,660 --> 02:02:09,860 you when you put it on like that like factually it makes me almost sound a little disrespectful 2943 02:02:09,860 --> 02:02:13,580 for not showing up earlier no no it's okay I just was happy to have you there to be honest 2944 02:02:13,580 --> 02:02:18,300 that's okay because I knew you were I knew you were sad it Sandy that's sad Andy no that's 2945 02:02:18,300 --> 02:02:26,260 not sad me okay so Sandy right sad me sad me so sad me shows up what he shows up a little 2946 02:02:26,260 --> 02:02:32,060 late and but he was 30 but he was like he looked like a you know he looked he was like 2947 02:02:32,060 --> 02:02:37,620 a star writer you know like her a pizza delivery guy one of the two okay he had he was date 2948 02:02:37,620 --> 02:02:41,380 night Andy he had the hat backwards which was really interesting you had your you had 2949 02:02:41,380 --> 02:02:45,820 a hat on backwards was there a different Andy there because he looks so confused no I bought 2950 02:02:45,820 --> 02:02:50,300 a 98 cent mask at Walmart it was a oh no that was you that was what you had on top of your 2951 02:02:50,300 --> 02:02:54,980 head you didn't have your hat back with your mask was sorry I was there was so much pot 2952 02:02:54,980 --> 02:03:00,540 at that part yeah and then we told the mask it was cool I figured out a way to get the 2953 02:03:00,540 --> 02:03:03,700 mask underneath the hat so that it looked like I was wearing the mask with the hat on 2954 02:03:03,700 --> 02:03:07,780 doesn't matter oh yeah you did have a fucking hat yeah you motherfucker he did he was there 2955 02:03:07,780 --> 02:03:11,940 was date night Andy so there he is with the I don't know what that's for the record I 2956 02:03:11,940 --> 02:03:16,500 don't know what date night Andy is he's a hockey mask yeah yeah it's like Michael Scott 2957 02:03:16,500 --> 02:03:21,460 and he puts the bra on oh god it was like date night Andy he was like I'm just fine 2958 02:03:21,460 --> 02:03:25,900 because he wore his podcast shirt yeah you know he showed up in that area I bought that 2959 02:03:25,900 --> 02:03:31,380 a giant fucking werewolf animatronic that I didn't need in a fog machine and I brought 2960 02:03:31,380 --> 02:03:35,860 all the alcohol I could find I have a big bottle of vodka in my freezer oh yeah that 2961 02:03:35,860 --> 02:03:39,820 I am never gonna drink yeah thank you for yeah no I'm thank you for taking you out 2962 02:03:39,820 --> 02:03:43,460 of my house you're handing out alcohol so that's how the party goes so I the party that 2963 02:03:43,460 --> 02:03:48,140 party was ending I got to the word the dregs of everybody at the end and I and I the dregs 2964 02:03:48,140 --> 02:03:52,060 those were great people by of course they are that shit went to almost one in the morning 2965 02:03:52,060 --> 02:03:55,820 it was great yeah but it was still the dregs of the party you know what I mean like the 2966 02:03:55,820 --> 02:04:00,980 last the last the end yeah the last one like the the last people the survivors dregs sounds 2967 02:04:00,980 --> 02:04:06,300 bad you're like sounds like poor English people like please sir can I have a coin yeah well 2968 02:04:06,300 --> 02:04:11,620 I mean maybe it's last maybe that is what it means yeah maybe I meant it then yeah fuck 2969 02:04:11,620 --> 02:04:16,820 it you're all dregs of society yeah we did a so I handed out gift cards as prizes for 2970 02:04:16,820 --> 02:04:24,100 best costume you didn't win you did not win but hey next year bigger prizes bigger games 2971 02:04:24,100 --> 02:04:29,700 which we got to play stump I bought I had the shout out to Jenna hood who provided me 2972 02:04:29,700 --> 02:04:34,980 with the stump to get a stump for hammer schlagen it's hard yeah hundred and fifty bucks hundred 2973 02:04:34,980 --> 02:04:38,940 eighty bucks for the kit they'll give you a kit and I was like I gotta get I was like 2974 02:04:38,940 --> 02:04:43,540 you know to be like I gotta get the kit I have to have the hammer schlagen kit for us 2975 02:04:43,540 --> 02:04:47,700 to play hammer schlagen and I have to have it you know I mean when you get all like ten 2976 02:04:47,700 --> 02:04:51,780 when you're like look at it's a fish it's honey it's the official stamp it's the official 2977 02:04:51,780 --> 02:04:56,460 one it's a big game right it's kind of like a line of pet rock isn't it perfectly cut 2978 02:04:56,460 --> 02:05:01,900 long oh yeah it's like beautiful and then I thought different colors and then hit me 2979 02:05:01,900 --> 02:05:06,460 this is hammering nails into a fucking wooden stump yeah I used to wait I used to live 2980 02:05:06,460 --> 02:05:10,740 in the forest I could find a thousand of these fucking things why are they so expensive so 2981 02:05:10,740 --> 02:05:14,500 my friend I started asking around my friend Jenna's like my dad has like a quart of wood 2982 02:05:14,500 --> 02:05:18,100 should I go get you a stump and I'm like yeah yeah that'll save me a hundred and eighty 2983 02:05:18,100 --> 02:05:22,020 dollars it's weird to have a chunk of wood delivered your ass is going spiderwebs and 2984 02:05:22,020 --> 02:05:26,020 shit you're like what a lifesaver you know so we set that up and then we got to play 2985 02:05:26,020 --> 02:05:31,020 this really fun game I got killed literally and figuratively with the whole the alcohol 2986 02:05:31,020 --> 02:05:36,700 poisoning I felt the following day well how much you drank yeah oh the raucous shits were 2987 02:05:36,700 --> 02:05:42,260 legit we played a really fun game called what was it Mike Myers yeah thank you Dario shout 2988 02:05:42,260 --> 02:05:46,380 out to Dario for bringing he found it on the Dario found on tik tok or something and he 2989 02:05:46,380 --> 02:05:51,320 brought it to the party it was really fun it's where and I got to play it and I I won 2990 02:05:51,320 --> 02:05:55,660 both times you know the first time it was eerie so yeah can I break down the rules and 2991 02:05:55,660 --> 02:05:59,900 how it went sure so someone dresses up as Michael Myers and starts at the gate of my 2992 02:05:59,900 --> 02:06:05,740 house that was Ryan and then they walk towards in a in a menacing speed towards the person 2993 02:06:05,740 --> 02:06:09,500 at the door and the person at the door has a huge key ring full of keys and you have 2994 02:06:09,500 --> 02:06:15,940 to try until you find the right key so unbeknownst to Andy I had left a small marker on the 2995 02:06:15,940 --> 02:06:19,420 key so I knew which one it was in case I had to play I could cheat and get in wouldn't 2996 02:06:19,420 --> 02:06:25,380 have to drink and my mother-in-law set the keys up she saw the sticker on there and she 2997 02:06:25,380 --> 02:06:28,620 goes well that'd be crazy to leave on there what if someone knows what that is and she 2998 02:06:28,620 --> 02:06:37,820 ripped it off so my cheating device got fucking robbed yeah and then so it goes to him and 2999 02:06:37,820 --> 02:06:42,280 we play the Michael Myers music I'm good yeah no it's not the fuck up we play the Michael 3000 02:06:42,280 --> 02:06:47,100 Myers music and this motherfucker goes clink and gets in the house well so the first time 3001 02:06:47,100 --> 02:06:53,320 the door was unlocked so the first round we played I walked up the door and it was unlocked 3002 02:06:53,320 --> 02:06:58,220 so I walked in like what behind me and I locked it and I was like cool I win I went I went 3003 02:06:58,220 --> 02:07:02,540 I went I thought about the one we played after that the one afterward the one afterwards 3004 02:07:02,540 --> 02:07:08,180 I picked up the keys I found the right key and then I unlocked the door and I got through 3005 02:07:08,180 --> 02:07:11,980 and I locked to be on me am I the only one that won you're one of two people the one 3006 02:07:11,980 --> 02:07:19,540 because I think I'm on later I got stabbed by my son as I got the lock in the key and 3007 02:07:19,540 --> 02:07:25,060 I was collapsing through the door he got me so it didn't count I drink seven shots of 3008 02:07:25,060 --> 02:07:34,300 vodka oh and I did it in about 45 minutes fun talk about cheating yeah Dario told me 3009 02:07:34,300 --> 02:07:43,220 what key it was before I played what yeah you cheat Dario he said it has three little 3010 02:07:43,220 --> 02:07:49,900 three little holes on the top that looks like our door god you got it faster than anybody 3011 02:07:49,900 --> 02:07:57,100 yeah you fucking had a sticker oh I'm not bad yeah yeah no that's just well played I'm 3012 02:07:57,100 --> 02:08:01,780 gonna get you next year yeah that was fun yeah but next year we're gonna do it again 3013 02:08:01,780 --> 02:08:10,460 and I hope to do like a live podcast at it or something like that cool the Friday special 3014 02:08:10,460 --> 02:08:16,900 that we aired isn't gonna air I don't think right no it's gonna be a heavily edited maybe 3015 02:08:16,900 --> 02:08:28,620 special it's just a song yeah that was Bob's last song dude well that's been a fun episode 3016 02:08:28,620 --> 02:08:39,740 of fried rice podcast what no I got one last night well last day we'll call it so I 3017 02:08:39,740 --> 02:08:47,540 recently and this is no shame to anybody involved in the story oh that sounds like one of us 3018 02:08:47,540 --> 02:08:54,220 is going down but I had this exchange with oh god you know what I haven't framed this 3019 02:08:54,220 --> 02:09:06,700 in a way that's gonna be well someone well first off someone texted me today I got blown 3020 02:09:06,700 --> 02:09:10,300 up this morning and they were like they were like hey you need to take down that picture 3021 02:09:10,300 --> 02:09:16,340 of you threatening to kill your dog with a gun that's not fucking cool I didn't know 3022 02:09:16,340 --> 02:09:21,420 you abused dogs and I was like whoa and I go to find out exactly a picture he's talking 3023 02:09:21,420 --> 02:09:26,380 about I go to Facebook I mean it's a cap gun there's not even caps in it from like a Halloween 3024 02:09:26,380 --> 02:09:30,340 picture oh no it was from an improv thing I was like hey vote for me or the dog gets 3025 02:09:30,340 --> 02:09:34,540 it and then the next day I posted a picture of my dog just laying on her belly or laying 3026 02:09:34,540 --> 02:09:38,260 on her back with her belly up look this is years ago though right yeah yeah yeah yeah 3027 02:09:38,260 --> 02:09:46,060 so long ago insanity doesn't have a timeline no one's insane here I'm just saying no one's 3028 02:09:46,060 --> 02:09:52,540 insane I'm not in this situation I don't want to point out anything I'm walking on I'm just 3029 02:09:52,540 --> 02:09:57,980 you know I don't I'm just it doesn't matter when I'm delicate like this I feel like that 3030 02:09:57,980 --> 02:10:04,020 point doesn't get across as much as I'd like it to but did I get high and do this to you 3031 02:10:04,020 --> 02:10:08,580 I was talking to someone much younger than me like someone in their 20s and the disconnect 3032 02:10:08,580 --> 02:10:13,460 there was real where it's just like I was I was sending full paragraphs and all I was 3033 02:10:13,460 --> 02:10:20,860 getting back was like one word one half sentence replies and I was like okay so they're not 3034 02:10:20,860 --> 02:10:25,220 interested in being friends right it's like they don't want to continue having a conversation 3035 02:10:25,220 --> 02:10:29,380 this is a well I don't think you don't know who that was that was a female that you met 3036 02:10:29,380 --> 02:10:32,700 somewhere right it was a female that I met somewhere that I intended to be friends with 3037 02:10:32,700 --> 02:10:36,900 you know because it seemed like she was new in the area and I wasn't interested in dating 3038 02:10:36,900 --> 02:10:41,820 or anything but I don't know if she was until recently yeah but I couldn't tell. 3039 02:10:41,820 --> 02:10:42,820 You just scorned a lover. 3040 02:10:42,820 --> 02:10:43,820 Well no I didn't have anything. 3041 02:10:43,820 --> 02:10:44,820 Nobody knows. 3042 02:10:44,820 --> 02:10:52,740 It was it was I scorned someone of a week of light texting like with no no no nothing 3043 02:10:52,740 --> 02:10:56,300 like nothing other than some friendly like she showed me a picture of some puppies that 3044 02:10:56,300 --> 02:11:00,260 her dog had and then you know I asked and she told me a little bit about her work and 3045 02:11:00,260 --> 02:11:06,460 we talked about the shared thing that we did the Halloween Haunt thing so anyway but then 3046 02:11:06,460 --> 02:11:11,300 we became Facebook friends and I think she found that and she was not happy with it. 3047 02:11:11,300 --> 02:11:15,420 Well she put that that's who put that comment. 3048 02:11:15,420 --> 02:11:19,820 She texted me she did comment on the thing which is great because that would just trigger 3049 02:11:19,820 --> 02:11:25,140 a bunch of people to be like yeah you son of a bitch you fucking dog abuser. 3050 02:11:25,140 --> 02:11:26,140 Which I. 3051 02:11:26,140 --> 02:11:29,580 But how far do you got to be stalking to find this photo how far back is this photo. 3052 02:11:29,580 --> 02:11:34,500 I thought it was I thought it was pretty far back but then I went to my you know my photos 3053 02:11:34,500 --> 02:11:35,500 and it was it was right there. 3054 02:11:35,500 --> 02:11:36,500 I got rid of it. 3055 02:11:36,500 --> 02:11:40,460 I deleted it because if anything that's like cancel cancel culture. 3056 02:11:40,460 --> 02:11:41,460 Right yeah. 3057 02:11:41,460 --> 02:11:42,460 Shit in the future. 3058 02:11:42,460 --> 02:11:43,460 Right. 3059 02:11:43,460 --> 02:11:44,460 It's just odd how far back. 3060 02:11:44,460 --> 02:11:45,900 Cause we're talking five or six years ago. 3061 02:11:45,900 --> 02:11:48,900 I would blow it up to a poster. 3062 02:11:48,900 --> 02:11:50,660 And I would fucking fly it on top of the car. 3063 02:11:50,660 --> 02:11:51,660 I love that dog. 3064 02:11:51,660 --> 02:11:52,660 That was my favorite. 3065 02:11:52,660 --> 02:11:54,660 I have a cap gun pointed to a dog. 3066 02:11:54,660 --> 02:11:55,660 Yeah. 3067 02:11:55,660 --> 02:11:56,660 That I clearly can't even. 3068 02:11:56,660 --> 02:11:57,660 Can I just. 3069 02:11:57,660 --> 02:11:59,660 Don't give a shit if there were the powerful caps. 3070 02:11:59,660 --> 02:12:01,220 I'm not going to hurt the dog. 3071 02:12:01,220 --> 02:12:02,620 It was right next to her head. 3072 02:12:02,620 --> 02:12:03,620 I wouldn't do that. 3073 02:12:03,620 --> 02:12:04,620 Yeah no wait. 3074 02:12:04,620 --> 02:12:05,620 You're not a psychopath. 3075 02:12:05,620 --> 02:12:10,220 A and B it's a fucking cap gun with no caps and an impromptu thing. 3076 02:12:10,220 --> 02:12:11,220 And spoiler alert. 3077 02:12:11,220 --> 02:12:12,540 Guess what there's another photo. 3078 02:12:12,540 --> 02:12:13,540 The dog alive. 3079 02:12:13,540 --> 02:12:14,540 Yeah. 3080 02:12:14,540 --> 02:12:15,540 Sure. 3081 02:12:15,540 --> 02:12:16,540 Right. 3082 02:12:16,540 --> 02:12:17,660 So for the record. 3083 02:12:17,660 --> 02:12:19,580 Just for the sake of it. 3084 02:12:19,580 --> 02:12:22,220 It's not one of those cap guns that has an orange cap on it. 3085 02:12:22,220 --> 02:12:23,740 It looks like a real fucking revolver. 3086 02:12:23,740 --> 02:12:24,740 Right. 3087 02:12:24,740 --> 02:12:28,380 Like the hammer pulled back and my fingers on the trigger. 3088 02:12:28,380 --> 02:12:31,780 And I'm holding a dog and I'm looking menacingly at it. 3089 02:12:31,780 --> 02:12:32,780 Like hey. 3090 02:12:32,780 --> 02:12:33,780 But then read the post. 3091 02:12:33,780 --> 02:12:36,300 It's like vote for me on this improv thing or the dog gets it. 3092 02:12:36,300 --> 02:12:37,740 So you can tell by the context. 3093 02:12:37,740 --> 02:12:38,740 Yeah. 3094 02:12:38,740 --> 02:12:41,780 If you know me I'm not going to kill a dog for not voting for me for improv. 3095 02:12:41,780 --> 02:12:42,780 Yeah. 3096 02:12:42,780 --> 02:12:43,780 Probably. 3097 02:12:43,780 --> 02:12:44,780 Yeah. 3098 02:12:44,780 --> 02:12:45,780 Most likely. 3099 02:12:45,780 --> 02:12:46,780 But anyway. 3100 02:12:46,780 --> 02:12:47,780 It's funny to say that in context. 3101 02:12:47,780 --> 02:12:48,780 You were right. 3102 02:12:48,780 --> 02:12:49,780 We should have edited after the whole thing. 3103 02:12:49,780 --> 02:12:50,780 Yeah. 3104 02:12:50,780 --> 02:12:51,780 I was like what was the point of this story. 3105 02:12:51,780 --> 02:12:52,780 If you edit this out. 3106 02:12:52,780 --> 02:12:53,780 I'm going to edit it out. 3107 02:12:53,780 --> 02:12:54,780 I'm going to edit this whole thing. 3108 02:12:54,780 --> 02:12:55,780 Yeah. 3109 02:12:55,780 --> 02:12:56,780 What was the point of telling us this story. 3110 02:12:56,780 --> 02:13:01,780 I thought it was funnier in my head. 3111 02:13:01,780 --> 02:13:04,780 His podcast is rules. 3112 02:13:04,780 --> 02:13:05,780 Whatever. 3113 02:13:05,780 --> 02:13:07,780 I'm editing out the whole thing. 3114 02:13:07,780 --> 02:13:08,780 His podcast is rules. 3115 02:13:08,780 --> 02:13:09,780 Oh no. 3116 02:13:09,780 --> 02:13:10,780 Actually there was one moment. 3117 02:13:10,780 --> 02:13:11,780 There's one moment. 3118 02:13:11,780 --> 02:13:13,780 There's one thing that I wanted to point out. 3119 02:13:13,780 --> 02:13:14,780 This whole thing. 3120 02:13:14,780 --> 02:13:15,780 This whole thing. 3121 02:13:15,780 --> 02:13:16,780 Because I'm on a fucking. 3122 02:13:16,780 --> 02:13:17,780 I'm super fucking stoked. 3123 02:13:17,780 --> 02:13:18,780 We all are. 3124 02:13:18,780 --> 02:13:19,780 We're going to end this thing. 3125 02:13:19,780 --> 02:13:24,780 I feel like when I'm being charming or trying to be charming to someone. 3126 02:13:24,780 --> 02:13:26,780 It's not necessarily flirting every single time. 3127 02:13:26,780 --> 02:13:30,780 It's a form of like friend flirting in a way. 3128 02:13:30,780 --> 02:13:31,780 You know what I mean. 3129 02:13:31,780 --> 02:13:32,780 Why is this your last thing. 3130 02:13:32,780 --> 02:13:37,780 You're going to edit out all that and we're going to come across. 3131 02:13:37,780 --> 02:13:39,780 I don't directly flirt. 3132 02:13:39,780 --> 02:13:41,780 It's more like friend flirting. 3133 02:13:41,780 --> 02:13:42,780 No. 3134 02:13:42,780 --> 02:13:43,780 Because the point is. 3135 02:13:43,780 --> 02:13:44,780 The point is. 3136 02:13:44,780 --> 02:13:47,780 If I'm at a party or whatever and I meet like a couple. 3137 02:13:47,780 --> 02:13:48,780 Right. 3138 02:13:48,780 --> 02:13:49,780 I tend to be just as. 3139 02:13:49,780 --> 02:13:50,780 Flirty to me. 3140 02:13:50,780 --> 02:13:51,780 Openly flirty to them. 3141 02:13:51,780 --> 02:13:52,780 But it's not in a. 3142 02:13:52,780 --> 02:13:56,780 I'm never like talking about let's hook up or anything like that. 3143 02:13:56,780 --> 02:13:58,780 Yeah but did they take it that way sometimes? 3144 02:13:58,780 --> 02:13:59,780 No. 3145 02:13:59,780 --> 02:14:00,780 I would just say yes. 3146 02:14:00,780 --> 02:14:03,780 But I feel like when I talk to maybe single women. 3147 02:14:03,780 --> 02:14:04,780 Right. 3148 02:14:04,780 --> 02:14:06,780 They might get the impression that I've been flirting with them. 3149 02:14:06,780 --> 02:14:07,780 Because you're joking. 3150 02:14:07,780 --> 02:14:08,780 Even though. 3151 02:14:08,780 --> 02:14:09,780 See this. 3152 02:14:09,780 --> 02:14:10,780 Even though my standard. 3153 02:14:10,780 --> 02:14:11,780 You know Eric if that sounds. 3154 02:14:11,780 --> 02:14:12,780 You're like when I talk to you. 3155 02:14:12,780 --> 02:14:16,780 Don't let your pussy tingle too much in my gender. 3156 02:14:16,780 --> 02:14:19,780 And when it does. 3157 02:14:19,780 --> 02:14:20,780 Please don't. 3158 02:14:20,780 --> 02:14:21,780 Please calm it down. 3159 02:14:21,780 --> 02:14:22,780 You know. 3160 02:14:22,780 --> 02:14:24,780 There's only so much rice to go around. 3161 02:14:24,780 --> 02:14:25,780 I am so special. 3162 02:14:25,780 --> 02:14:26,780 And I. 3163 02:14:26,780 --> 02:14:27,780 No. 3164 02:14:27,780 --> 02:14:28,780 I don't mean. 3165 02:14:28,780 --> 02:14:31,780 I don't mean for my balls to be so sweaty as I imply my game. 3166 02:14:31,780 --> 02:14:33,780 That's not at all what I'm saying. 3167 02:14:33,780 --> 02:14:34,780 I'm just saying. 3168 02:14:34,780 --> 02:14:35,780 My animal magnetism. 3169 02:14:35,780 --> 02:14:36,780 I only have one mode. 3170 02:14:36,780 --> 02:14:37,780 Right. 3171 02:14:37,780 --> 02:14:39,780 When I'm around new people especially. 3172 02:14:39,780 --> 02:14:41,780 And that is to be probably too much. 3173 02:14:41,780 --> 02:14:42,780 Overly. 3174 02:14:42,780 --> 02:14:44,780 Like overly Andy right now. 3175 02:14:44,780 --> 02:14:48,780 Like I've been told once somebody said like hey I didn't really want to talk to you again. 3176 02:14:48,780 --> 02:14:49,780 After we met. 3177 02:14:49,780 --> 02:14:52,780 Because you're just a little too aggressive. 3178 02:14:52,780 --> 02:14:53,780 When it came to the conversation. 3179 02:14:53,780 --> 02:14:54,780 A little too Andy. 3180 02:14:54,780 --> 02:14:55,780 I didn't really. 3181 02:14:55,780 --> 02:14:56,780 It's just like what were you even doing. 3182 02:14:56,780 --> 02:14:58,780 It's like we met me and you're just like hey. 3183 02:14:58,780 --> 02:14:59,780 Blah blah blah blah blah. 3184 02:14:59,780 --> 02:15:00,780 And I'm like. 3185 02:15:00,780 --> 02:15:01,780 All right. 3186 02:15:01,780 --> 02:15:02,780 Yeah. 3187 02:15:02,780 --> 02:15:03,780 I get that. 3188 02:15:03,780 --> 02:15:04,780 No. 3189 02:15:04,780 --> 02:15:05,780 Ha. 3190 02:15:05,780 --> 02:15:06,780 Not even a little bit. 3191 02:15:06,780 --> 02:15:08,780 So once I heard that I tried to change a little bit. 3192 02:15:08,780 --> 02:15:09,780 Maybe I have to a degree. 3193 02:15:09,780 --> 02:15:10,780 It's when you get nervous maybe. 3194 02:15:10,780 --> 02:15:11,780 Yeah when you get nervous kind of. 3195 02:15:11,780 --> 02:15:12,780 Yeah. 3196 02:15:12,780 --> 02:15:13,780 When I'm. 3197 02:15:13,780 --> 02:15:14,780 When I'm talking to myself. 3198 02:15:14,780 --> 02:15:16,780 And I was by myself at the haunted house because my friends that were there. 3199 02:15:16,780 --> 02:15:17,780 Sure. 3200 02:15:17,780 --> 02:15:18,780 Weren't necessarily there. 3201 02:15:18,780 --> 02:15:19,780 In the room with you right. 3202 02:15:19,780 --> 02:15:23,780 Like they were doing busy things or doing other like they were busy doing other things. 3203 02:15:23,780 --> 02:15:24,780 So I. 3204 02:15:24,780 --> 02:15:26,780 We were you know we were alone. 3205 02:15:26,780 --> 02:15:27,780 Yeah. 3206 02:15:27,780 --> 02:15:29,780 And I was just you know nervous. 3207 02:15:29,780 --> 02:15:30,780 And the thing is. 3208 02:15:30,780 --> 02:15:31,780 What the fuck are you getting to. 3209 02:15:31,780 --> 02:15:34,780 I don't understand why you keep going on about this. 3210 02:15:34,780 --> 02:15:35,780 I'm editing this whole fucking thing. 3211 02:15:35,780 --> 02:15:36,780 You're like. 3212 02:15:36,780 --> 02:15:37,780 Jesus Christ dude. 3213 02:15:37,780 --> 02:15:38,780 You're like. 3214 02:15:38,780 --> 02:15:42,780 You're like someone got mad that I threatened to shoot my dog with a cap gun. 3215 02:15:42,780 --> 02:15:48,780 And when I'm talking to you please don't melt like a stick of butter on a hot dick. 3216 02:15:48,780 --> 02:15:49,780 Please. 3217 02:15:49,780 --> 02:15:50,780 It's just my rice appeal. 3218 02:15:50,780 --> 02:15:51,780 OK. 3219 02:15:51,780 --> 02:15:52,780 And I listen. 3220 02:15:52,780 --> 02:15:54,780 If I was a married couple. 3221 02:15:54,780 --> 02:15:58,780 I'm going to be as aggressive with them as I am a new person. 3222 02:15:58,780 --> 02:15:59,780 OK. 3223 02:15:59,780 --> 02:16:02,780 And people will tell me Andy dial it back a bit. 3224 02:16:02,780 --> 02:16:03,780 And I don't. 3225 02:16:03,780 --> 02:16:04,780 I can't. 3226 02:16:04,780 --> 02:16:05,780 I can't. 3227 02:16:05,780 --> 02:16:06,780 I can't. 3228 02:16:06,780 --> 02:16:07,780 I don't know. 3229 02:16:07,780 --> 02:16:08,780 What am I even talking about. 3230 02:16:08,780 --> 02:16:09,780 I got to edit this. 3231 02:16:09,780 --> 02:16:10,780 Yes. 3232 02:16:10,780 --> 02:16:11,780 But when I'm talking to people. 3233 02:16:11,780 --> 02:16:12,780 OK. 3234 02:16:12,780 --> 02:16:13,780 So anyway we. 3235 02:16:13,780 --> 02:16:14,780 We. 3236 02:16:14,780 --> 02:16:15,780 Therapy. 3237 02:16:15,780 --> 02:16:16,780 It really is. 3238 02:16:16,780 --> 02:16:17,780 This is going to be tough to edit. 3239 02:16:17,780 --> 02:16:18,780 But I'll keep whatever I can. 3240 02:16:18,780 --> 02:16:19,780 I'll keep you in there as much I can. 3241 02:16:19,780 --> 02:16:20,780 Ryan you're a funny guy. 3242 02:16:20,780 --> 02:16:21,780 Patreon episode. 3243 02:16:21,780 --> 02:16:22,780 Patreon episode. 3244 02:16:22,780 --> 02:16:23,780 Another page. 3245 02:16:23,780 --> 02:16:24,780 Nobody. 3246 02:16:24,780 --> 02:16:25,780 No one's going to want to listen to those. 3247 02:16:25,780 --> 02:16:26,780 That's why they're there. 3248 02:16:26,780 --> 02:16:27,780 Oh hold on. 3249 02:16:27,780 --> 02:16:28,780 We're going to. 3250 02:16:28,780 --> 02:16:29,780 Oh Jesus. 3251 02:16:29,780 --> 02:16:40,780 Here on the Fried Rice Podcast we always go to Sing King at the very end. 3252 02:16:40,780 --> 02:16:44,060 It's a weird little copyright claim that they don't seem to give a shit that we're using 3253 02:16:44,060 --> 02:16:45,060 this song. 3254 02:16:45,060 --> 02:16:46,060 It's not real. 3255 02:16:46,060 --> 02:16:47,060 So. 3256 02:16:47,060 --> 02:16:48,060 We're not making money. 3257 02:16:48,060 --> 02:16:49,740 We're making the next one. 3258 02:16:49,740 --> 02:16:50,740 This is it guys. 3259 02:16:50,740 --> 02:16:51,740 This is another Sing King. 3260 02:16:51,740 --> 02:16:52,740 Alright guys. 3261 02:16:52,740 --> 02:16:54,460 This is how I like to exit our songs now. 3262 02:16:54,460 --> 02:16:56,780 It's just with some Sing King classic. 3263 02:16:56,780 --> 02:16:57,780 Alright. 3264 02:16:57,780 --> 02:17:01,380 Oh this sounds a little bit too. 3265 02:17:01,380 --> 02:17:02,380 A little too copyrighted. 3266 02:17:02,380 --> 02:17:03,380 Oh no. 3267 02:17:03,380 --> 02:17:04,380 It's great. 3268 02:17:04,380 --> 02:17:05,380 It's great. 3269 02:17:05,380 --> 02:17:06,380 Yeah. 3270 02:17:06,380 --> 02:17:07,380 But this is like. 3271 02:17:07,380 --> 02:17:08,380 I like they're more. 3272 02:17:08,380 --> 02:17:09,380 They're less. 3273 02:17:09,380 --> 02:17:10,380 It's too rich. 3274 02:17:10,380 --> 02:17:13,380 Too close to real reality for you. 3275 02:17:13,380 --> 02:17:14,560 Whatever song it is. 3276 02:17:14,560 --> 02:17:15,560 The song's too close to reality. 3277 02:17:15,560 --> 02:17:18,560 When you were here before. 3278 02:17:18,560 --> 02:17:22,980 Couldn't look you in the eye. 3279 02:17:22,980 --> 02:17:28,380 Do we have a version of this? 3280 02:17:28,380 --> 02:17:30,780 You're just an angel. 3281 02:17:30,780 --> 02:17:33,780 Your skin makes me cry. 3282 02:17:33,780 --> 02:17:34,780 Alright. 3283 02:17:34,780 --> 02:17:35,780 Let's do it. 3284 02:17:35,780 --> 02:17:38,780 You flow like a feather. 3285 02:17:38,780 --> 02:17:46,340 In a beautiful world. 3286 02:17:46,340 --> 02:17:49,340 I wish I was special. 3287 02:17:49,340 --> 02:17:51,340 Do it. 3288 02:17:51,340 --> 02:17:55,340 You're so fucking special. 3289 02:17:55,340 --> 02:18:02,140 But I'm a creep. 3290 02:18:02,140 --> 02:18:07,140 I'm a weirdo. 3291 02:18:07,140 --> 02:18:12,620 Where the hell am I viewing here? 3292 02:18:12,620 --> 02:18:17,180 I don't belong here. 3293 02:18:17,180 --> 02:18:18,180 So we're going to edit that out. 3294 02:18:18,180 --> 02:18:19,180 I don't want to get caught. 3295 02:18:19,180 --> 02:18:22,180 How'd I do? 3296 02:18:22,180 --> 02:18:23,180 That was wonderful. 3297 02:18:23,180 --> 02:18:24,180 Wonderful. 3298 02:18:24,180 --> 02:18:25,180 Put that on Patreon too. 3299 02:18:25,180 --> 02:18:27,180 We'll put that one on Patreon too. 3300 02:18:27,180 --> 02:18:28,180 So anyway. 3301 02:18:28,180 --> 02:18:33,180 Here at Friday Rush Podcast we always pick a Sing King classic to end the night. 3302 02:18:33,180 --> 02:18:38,180 They can't just sing it can they? 3303 02:18:38,180 --> 02:18:40,380 I don't think so. 3304 02:18:40,380 --> 02:18:41,380 This isn't karaoke. 3305 02:18:41,380 --> 02:18:42,380 No they get the hard parts. 3306 02:18:42,380 --> 02:18:43,380 Oh they are. 3307 02:18:43,380 --> 02:18:44,380 Melody stuff. 3308 02:18:44,380 --> 02:18:45,380 They're just singing it. 3309 02:18:45,380 --> 02:18:46,380 You get a backing track on that one. 3310 02:18:46,380 --> 02:18:47,380 Here we go. 3311 02:18:47,380 --> 02:18:48,380 Here we go. 3312 02:18:48,380 --> 02:18:49,380 Okay. 3313 02:18:49,380 --> 02:18:50,380 Here we go. 3314 02:18:50,380 --> 02:18:51,380 This is fun. 3315 02:18:51,380 --> 02:18:52,380 Hell yeah. 3316 02:18:52,380 --> 02:18:53,380 Don't sing it. 3317 02:18:53,380 --> 02:18:54,380 No one sings it. 3318 02:18:54,380 --> 02:18:55,380 We just end it. 3319 02:18:55,380 --> 02:19:03,380 This is beautiful. 3320 02:19:03,380 --> 02:19:06,820 Alright ladies and gentlemen. 3321 02:19:06,820 --> 02:19:07,820 Here at the ranch. 3322 02:19:07,820 --> 02:19:10,820 Here at the house of the rising sun. 3323 02:19:10,820 --> 02:19:13,820 This is Andy Wright. 3324 02:19:13,820 --> 02:19:14,820 Whoa. 3325 02:19:14,820 --> 02:19:15,820 Fuck it. 3326 02:19:15,820 --> 02:19:16,820 What? 3327 02:19:16,820 --> 02:19:21,820 Your background might be louder than you. 3328 02:19:21,820 --> 02:19:22,820 Oh yeah. 3329 02:19:22,820 --> 02:19:23,820 You can say that. 3330 02:19:23,820 --> 02:19:26,820 Don't snap it. 3331 02:19:26,820 --> 02:19:29,820 Don't snap it dude. 3332 02:19:29,820 --> 02:19:34,820 I'm going to edit the shit out of this ending because this went off the rails. 3333 02:19:34,820 --> 02:19:35,820 But otherwise. 3334 02:19:35,820 --> 02:19:38,820 I had a really fun time talking about Future Sport with y'all. 3335 02:19:38,820 --> 02:19:39,820 What? 3336 02:19:39,820 --> 02:19:40,820 Future Sport I thought this was it. 3337 02:19:40,820 --> 02:19:42,820 Oh it had sort of face off. 3338 02:19:42,820 --> 02:19:43,820 Face off right. 3339 02:19:43,820 --> 02:19:46,820 Let's all get face off for Randy. 3340 02:19:46,820 --> 02:19:48,820 Just the B's across the board. 3341 02:19:48,820 --> 02:19:49,820 B plus. 3342 02:19:49,820 --> 02:19:50,820 Ah B plus. 3343 02:19:50,820 --> 02:19:51,820 There we go. 3344 02:19:51,820 --> 02:19:53,820 And as always is. 3345 02:19:53,820 --> 02:19:56,820 Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. 3346 02:19:56,820 --> 02:19:59,820 Brandon da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. 3347 02:19:59,820 --> 02:20:00,820 Shipley out to Boston. 3348 02:20:00,820 --> 02:20:01,820 Have a good night. 3349 02:20:01,820 --> 02:20:02,820 We got Ryan. 3350 02:20:02,820 --> 02:20:03,820 Came in late. 3351 02:20:03,820 --> 02:20:04,820 Stayed great. 3352 02:20:04,820 --> 02:20:05,820 Stayed great. 3353 02:20:05,820 --> 02:20:06,820 Kept the hate. 3354 02:20:06,820 --> 02:20:07,820 Kept the hate. 3355 02:20:07,820 --> 02:20:08,820 And always here to debate. 3356 02:20:08,820 --> 02:20:09,820 We got Michael. 3357 02:20:09,820 --> 02:20:10,820 Lucky to be alive. 3358 02:20:10,820 --> 02:20:11,820 It's basically static. 3359 02:20:11,820 --> 02:20:22,820 I didn't say it this fucking time. 3360 02:20:22,820 --> 02:20:25,820 It doesn't matter. 3361 02:20:25,820 --> 02:20:30,820 I didn't fucking get shamed this time. 3362 02:20:30,820 --> 02:20:31,820 It's basically slapstick. 3363 02:20:31,820 --> 02:20:32,820 Have a good week everybody. 3364 02:20:32,820 --> 02:20:33,820 And I'm your host Andy Rice. 3365 02:20:33,820 --> 02:20:34,820 This has been Fried Rice Podcast. 3366 02:20:34,820 --> 02:20:35,820 We've been fried. 3367 02:20:35,820 --> 02:20:36,820 Thank you so much. 3368 02:20:36,820 --> 02:20:37,820 Have a wonderful day. 3369 02:20:37,820 --> 02:20:42,820 Okay. 3370 02:20:42,820 --> 02:21:06,820 Do you promise? 3371 02:21:06,820 --> 02:21:11,820 You promise like the nation of cannibals, the NAC, are going to call us and we can talk 3372 02:21:11,820 --> 02:21:12,820 about that? 3373 02:21:12,820 --> 02:21:13,820 Real quick. 3374 02:21:13,820 --> 02:21:14,820 So listen. 3375 02:21:14,820 --> 02:21:17,820 I woke up this morning and I got broken up with by someone that I was lightly having a 3376 02:21:17,820 --> 02:21:18,820 text conversation with. 3377 02:21:18,820 --> 02:21:19,820 Throughout the week. 3378 02:21:19,820 --> 02:21:23,820 I was being way too fucking sensitive earlier. 3379 02:21:23,820 --> 02:21:24,820 Ryan just pointed it out. 3380 02:21:24,820 --> 02:21:26,820 So here's the fucking thing. 3381 02:21:26,820 --> 02:21:28,820 No shame to this chick whatsoever. 3382 02:21:28,820 --> 02:21:32,820 But the point is that we weren't connecting via text, right? 3383 02:21:32,820 --> 02:21:35,820 And then, but I tried and I wasn't even trying to hook up or anything. 3384 02:21:35,820 --> 02:21:38,820 I was just trying to make a friend, you know, because like it looked like she was new to 3385 02:21:38,820 --> 02:21:41,820 town and like new to, you know, the area, whatever. 3386 02:21:41,820 --> 02:21:43,820 But you're just out there. 3387 02:21:43,820 --> 02:21:44,820 I was putting myself out there. 3388 02:21:44,820 --> 02:21:45,820 Yeah. 3389 02:21:45,820 --> 02:21:46,820 And she did too. 3390 02:21:46,820 --> 02:21:48,820 We lightly texted throughout the week. 3391 02:21:48,820 --> 02:21:50,820 I think I put more into it than she did. 3392 02:21:50,820 --> 02:21:55,820 And then this morning it felt like a breakup where she was just like, she said like four 3393 02:21:55,820 --> 02:21:56,820 or five times, like, no, I'm done with you. 3394 02:21:56,820 --> 02:21:57,820 I'm over it. 3395 02:21:57,820 --> 02:21:58,820 No, no. 3396 02:21:58,820 --> 02:21:59,820 Thank you. 3397 02:21:59,820 --> 02:22:00,820 I'm sorry. 3398 02:22:00,820 --> 02:22:03,820 And then she's like, I don't, I'm not with somebody who abuses dogs. 3399 02:22:03,820 --> 02:22:05,820 I don't, don't abuse dogs. 3400 02:22:05,820 --> 02:22:06,820 It's just a cap gun. 3401 02:22:06,820 --> 02:22:08,820 No, you're not to use dogs. 3402 02:22:08,820 --> 02:22:11,820 You're like when the dogs are around, I'm so glad you said that. 3403 02:22:11,820 --> 02:22:13,820 I'm not into people's schizophrenia. 3404 02:22:13,820 --> 02:22:14,820 You know what I mean? 3405 02:22:14,820 --> 02:22:16,820 Like that's schizophrenia. 3406 02:22:16,820 --> 02:22:20,820 I think it was just maybe an extreme, maybe a reaction. 3407 02:22:20,820 --> 02:22:27,820 And if you don't go save a dog this week, it's a 25, you owe the cosmos to save a dog. 3408 02:22:27,820 --> 02:22:29,820 She's about 25, 25, 26. 3409 02:22:29,820 --> 02:22:32,820 If I don't go save a dog, or you should start talking to people about 30. 3410 02:22:32,820 --> 02:22:33,820 Get to your own age, Andrew. 3411 02:22:33,820 --> 02:22:34,820 I, yeah. 3412 02:22:34,820 --> 02:22:36,820 Lots of people of your own age, Andrew. 3413 02:22:36,820 --> 02:22:37,820 They understand what we have. 3414 02:22:37,820 --> 02:22:39,820 Again, it's either way older or way younger. 3415 02:22:39,820 --> 02:22:42,820 You guys are painting this in a light that's more negative than it is. 3416 02:22:42,820 --> 02:22:44,820 I either go backstabbing. 3417 02:22:44,820 --> 02:22:45,820 Okay. 3418 02:22:45,820 --> 02:22:46,820 All right. 3419 02:22:46,820 --> 02:22:47,820 Edit that. 3420 02:22:47,820 --> 02:22:48,820 Edit that. 3421 02:22:48,820 --> 02:22:49,820 Fuck it. 3422 02:22:49,820 --> 02:22:51,820 Anyway, maybe I'll answer this. 3423 02:22:51,820 --> 02:22:52,820 Maybe I won't. 3424 02:22:52,820 --> 02:22:53,820 We'll see. 3425 02:22:53,820 --> 02:22:54,820 Fuck you guys. 3426 02:22:54,820 --> 02:23:02,820 Bye.