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tolerance an

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And welcome to, I don't know, I'm running out of descriptions for these episodes.

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I'm going to say welcome to another...

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Welming edition.

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Welming.

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Welming.

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Yeah, not under, not over.

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Not over, just Welming.

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This is going to Welm everybody involved.

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Welcome to a Welming episode.

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Be ready to get your pants Welmed off.

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Of Fried Rice Podcast.

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I'm your host Andy Rice, Let's Get Fried, with me as always is Michael Slapstick Larson.

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Good morning.

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With me as always...

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Vietnam.

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As always...

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Okay.

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You didn't sell that.

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Vietnam.

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With me as always...

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Really accurate.

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Yeah, is Jesse...

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I'm trying to think, because it's hard you have a middle initial.

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It's hard for me to do a nickname and Lee at the same time.

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Jesse General Lee of the Southern Civil War on that side.

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100%.

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Heart.

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Clearly, yes.

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Okay.

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And I'm your host Andy Rice, Let's Get Fried.

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I think I already did that.

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We're going to fry it up.

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I'm the one starting the bong rips now, so ladies and gentlemen, things have changed.

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An amazing job getting through that with no cop.

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That was pretty amazing, really.

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It was.

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Mark's improvement from last time.

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Yeah, oh God.

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You're right.

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God damn impressive.

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Last time was fucking awful.

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I believe better, so what do you have in there?

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Oh yeah.

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That's why.

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Let's just go straight into what do you smoke.

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This is from Mojave Reserve.

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It's called High Voltage.

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It's testing in 26 point who cares.

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We don't give a shit about that point.

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Three is going to make all the difference.

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We don't give a shit about percentages here.

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Fried Rice podcast that point three is equal to a terpian profile.

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And a lot of these people, I feel.

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Do you think so?

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Yeah, I've never been able to really taste all the tangy nature in this.

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Tangy Kenya.

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Kenya, Tyler.

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For those at home listening who are all stoners and Jesse's insulting right now.

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Only 95% of you.

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Yeah, he's not a weed guy, which is probably really beneficial that he's our tech guy because he gets shit done.

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Because you should have been here with us editing before this.

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Oh my God, yeah.

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I am so not an editor.

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Ladies and gentlemen, you are going to notice, well, probably this episode and the one before you should have already noticed a stark improvement in how our audio has been going.

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Thank you, Jesse.

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I'm happy to be of assistance.

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Like when when when fucking Zach left and it was just all on me.

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I just uploaded what episode could you point to as a reference of Zach's effect than your effect?

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Oh, God, there was a there was a clear there was a clear departure.

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I'll tell you, it's exactly where it was.

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It was the last thing he put out was dab thing.

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Dab thing.

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And then cut the sleep smoke and then cut the sleep smoke kill.

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The only episode we have that's over two hours, not on YouTube.

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And then, oh, God, I keep losing my Internet.

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They upgraded me.

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And now it just cuts off every fucking 10 minutes.

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Fuck you, Andy. Yeah.

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So pretty much from sleep smoke kill to which Willie's Wonderland is going to be all Andy produced.

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And the names, I think, sleep smoke kills pretty good.

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Oh, that's going to continue to be me. So fuck it.

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Anyway, what are we smoking? It's high voltage.

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What are we snacking on? Are these freeze dried skittles?

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They're spicy rainbow skittles.

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I didn't know there was spicy skittles. Spicy.

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Well, they're not. No, they're they're not spicy.

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The skittles that were purchased were regular rainbow skittles.

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Then they were spiced I guess later on post freeze dry.

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But I want you guys to post spice blend and spicy.

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Grab their little clusters. Yeah.

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Grab a grab a little cluster. Oh, boy.

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They're they're interesting. I like them.

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I'm beginning to like freeze dried candy quite a bit, actually.

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Ever since getting it at the Comic Con.

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I'll tell you the let me tell you the brand because these guys are killing it.

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Oh, boy. Facebook is D.C. sweet shop.

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So that's D slash C.

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It's weird how freeze rising freeze drying candy can make it look kind of like popcorn.

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A little bit disturbing.

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The website is D.C. sweet shop dot com.

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You can email them at DC sweet shop seven at Gmail dot com.

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They are pretty good.

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They're crunchy. That's absurd and good.

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It changes. That is it changes the fucking game on candy.

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Like I'll tell you right now.

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Bit oh honey's if you can find yourself a freeze dried bag of bit oh honey.

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If you like bit oh honey's now, you'll it'll change the entire game.

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What what's really what changes the game is this is scientifically kind of amazing

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because I feel like I just ate the like you know how like on a

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hard like a lollipop.

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Yeah, it's like they took a lollipop and made where you could buy it stays crunchy.

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You get that constant satisfying crunch crunch.

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Yeah, it stays all the way through and it dissolves a little bit at the end.

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Now they can figure out how to put gum in the middle of that.

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Oh, you know what I mean? Like a blow pop.

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Oh, I don't know. I'm not comfortable with that juxtaposition of texture in my mouth at one

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at one time, but I could see I could see the benefit.

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You know what commercial stuck with me was those tootsie roll pop ones with the owl.

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Those two kids like how many licks does it get to the center of a little tootsie roll?

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Yeah. And it took a lot more than three.

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I wouldn't recommend what that owl did.

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What's that? Remember the popular Lil Kim song?

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How many looks does it take to get to the center?

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Oh, you know, yeah, I mean, it's actually provocative.

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I think that's I think it's not even like that was blatantly sexual and provocative about it.

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It was just it's just sex. It's just sex words.

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It was the 90s. Yeah.

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Well, provocative today to today's standards.

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I really, really liked that you had that on a paper where it wasn't going to make a mess.

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And then just straight.

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Well, he's got to read his notes.

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Mike, Mike, Mike, grab the candy and he poured it delicately out and a bunch of fucking crumbs

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fell out and he put it on a paper.

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Delicately. I'm like, wait, cool.

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Absolute consideration. Absolute consideration.

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And then I guess I don't know what we're not even at the movie part yet.

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And he decides to hide came out.

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He just decides to pour everything onto my fucking table.

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That's sugar, Mike. That's fucking bug.

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You want to answer this is how we get ants.

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I just vacuumed too, so I'm going to be very careful about how I get that on off of this table.

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I don't have a handheld vacuum. Don't fucking ever point that out to me again.

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You fucking asshole.

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You don't have a tube on your vacuum.

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The tube doesn't really do anything.

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You think it won't pick up crumbs off your table?

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I don't think so. I don't have the right attach.

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I don't have the chrome attached over it up.

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I don't have a Hoover. I bought a way cooler vacuum.

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Maybe or Tyson.

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No. Is it worth me telling you?

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Yes. Oh, God. Well, not if you have to get up there.

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Andy, for a play by play, Andy is now going to the other room to check what brand vacuum is.

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It turns out it's a Hoover.

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It's a power force helix. It's got helix design.

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It's got this like certainly sounds amazing.

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It does. It's got like a little tornado in the middle.

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It's got like a little tornado in the middle.

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It's got like a little tornado in the middle.

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It's got like a little tornado in the middle.

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It's got like a little tornado in the middle.

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Yeah, I got it at Walmart. Yeah, it was great.

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It's blue. It works great with the motif that I have kind of very blue.

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You pay you got going on. It's not a lot.

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There's not a lot of blue, but I try to throw in some blue if I can.

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That's fair. Yeah. It matches Wolverine's gloves.

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So, you know, sure. Oh, yeah.

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And then Enema of the State, like one of the two.

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Those were like the two that I just blatantly went into a room one day,

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stole, stole, never, ever admitted that I took them.

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She took off your pants and years for years knew that I took them, suspected it,

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called me out on it, told everybody nothing.

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You went you went no way slowly, subtly in the background.

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But I'm just dancing and spinning in my room, just like fucking blasting the stereo.

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Like it was just the radio. Emily, shut up.

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Yeah, because you didn't listen to any other song off that fucking album.

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Let's be real. No, no, actually.

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Name other Ipoh 65 bangers. I can't.

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But I'll tell you this, if you were to ask me somewhere in the late 90s,

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early 2000s, I could have told you at least a couple.

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It was the same.

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It was the same time that I bought the Bloodhound Gang's Hooray for Boobies album,

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which if you looked at the CD itself, it was a boob. Mike, you'd love it.

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The middle part. Put your tongue through it.

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The middle part is the hole, like where the where the nipple would be.

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The areola.

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The areola, how Jesse pronounces it. Yes, because in our time we never had art like that.

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You never had what? Art like that.

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Yeah, you guys had to buy. Yeah, the vinyl records would have too small of a hole, you know.

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Yeah. Which is how I like my nipples, I guess.

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Yeah, you like them. How large do you like your nipples?

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Long but small. OK. If that makes sense. Like needles.

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Yeah, like little baby toes. That makes sense.

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Needles. Anyway, if there's one thing that we do on this show and that we do well is that we stick to the fucking game plan.

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So so what did you do this weekend?

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Time stamps will be in the description if you would like to jump to the crux of this episode.

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You're going to put chapters in now. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, we have chapters.

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So I don't know if our opening chapter is. You can skip all this bullshit.

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You want to go to an hour and six minutes. Go ahead.

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Because we're going to go up to that, probably.

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Oh, yeah, for sure. Well, no, I'm not going to talk about what I did this weekend yet, because we should do the movie first.

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So we've got to remember, because every time we do the movie at the beginning now, we always forget about next week's movie until the end of the show.

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Yeah, OK. So we've got to say let's just let's just get to the movie in a minute.

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So what I did what I did last night was a lot of was a lot of fun for the first time in my life.

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I was a scaricator, scaricator at a haunted house.

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I was one of the scare people like and what were you dressed up as?

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Well, OK, so my so so I get there and everyone's figuring out what they're doing.

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There's a bunch of costumes you can choose from and stuff.

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The theme was the Purge, which is pretty good. So I got to basically dress like a regular human just to do with a mask and weapons.

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Right. Which was great. That's what I wanted. Nice Nixon mask, perhaps.

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You know, things of that nature. Sure. Yeah.

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The one I had was, I think, from the actual The Purge movie.

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I guess the Kiss Me mask that is in there.

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So I had that I was wearing all black and then we're looking for weapons.

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OK, so we're looking for weapons and the guy running it.

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Wait a minute. You were the first time I wear this was you're looking for weapons in Oatman.

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It should have been hard to find them. Oh, yeah.

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So this is so this is this is an open they do this every year and they.

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Well, I still want to say where it's at because the next part.

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But anyway, they they they do this every year.

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It's amazing. They go all out.

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It's a really, really fun house and they it's very scary for like for sure.

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Frightening. Wait, can we we could pause this, right?

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Oh, are you where you going? You'll be right back.

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You know what? It's fine. Oh, OK.

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But I was telling you a story.

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I can't I can't continue without a full audience.

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It's right. This is a talk show on Jesse outside.

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It's hard to talk shit on. No, it's not hard.

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It's not hard. He's he's look.

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I mean, actually, he's got a nice beard. He's got a nice deep voice.

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He's very nice and he's considerate and keeps the conversation moving.

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He probably could be a king. We're not going to.

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I know you want to. OK, so our whole like push to be less blasphemous, I guess, is right, which is a behind the scenes thing.

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We're just trying our hardest to not do that anymore is we're not going to we're not going to deatize any of our producers anymore.

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So so fucking Mike's idea is to deatizing.

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And I don't I don't feel comfortable with that because if there's no there's there's no raining.

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No one rains besides me here is what I'm saying. Are you good?

240
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Is there something of someone in your car? No. Oh, I just realized that I had some things in there that might explode if I leave them in the heat for too long.

241
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So isn't it 80 degrees? I got paranoid. OK, I wasn't thinking.

242
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So I forget. I'm used to it being one hundred and ninety seven degrees.

243
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The weather has been lovely lately.

244
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OK, so let me get back to the story because I can't look.

245
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I don't know what to fucking tell you, bro. I don't. I need you here for this.

246
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So needs a full audience.

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So I go to I go to the Oatman Haunted House. I'm friends with the guy that runs it.

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And he might come on the podcast soon.

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So anyway, I get there. I'm dressed up like a purge guy and we're looking for weapons.

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And like, you know, everyone had rubber bats or inflatable, whatever the fucks.

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And so I go to I go to the back and I'm looking for weapons.

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And then someone hands me just two real swords, just two just real as fuck.

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Two metal swords. Sharp as hell.

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They weren't so they weren't sharp. That's the one thing.

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And they were bendy like like I had to straighten them out throughout the whole night a lot

256
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because they were not strong or durable. Ten swords.

257
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Yeah. But I'll tell you this.

258
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He handed me these. And so the whole time, you know, she she she because you can like that was like the

259
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that was a scary thing. I'd smack them together, you know, scare people. Right.

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Are you running around the town or you like so? OK.

261
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So this particular haunted house had no, that's a good question, because this one had the haunted house itself

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in which you go through it. It's actually for like it was really good length because we like

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I was one of the scares at the end. And when they opened up the line, it took probably

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ten minutes for like us to get our first people.

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And then like the breaks in between people were long.

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So like people were getting a full experience like they waited three or four minutes in between groups.

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Which gives a time to build some tension. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

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So but if you're in the in the line on the street every so often, every like maybe half hour,

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the purge alarm would go on and it would be like we are now doing the purge weapons of class, whatever.

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And then people would be walking out of the shadows, putting their purge masks on with their weapons running up on the street.

271
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Yes. That's rad. Yeah. Yeah. I'm bummed. I miss that.

272
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So well, it's going on tonight. But but are they OK?

273
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Is is everyone aware of this? Can you imagine in this area we live in?

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There's a lot of people strapped. Yeah.

275
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The one time that alarm goes off and I'm strapped mushrooms.

276
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So so they did like a sign at the edge of town or something.

277
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I think most people were aware that it was a haunted house type thing.

278
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And so anyway, other than me, everyone else had rubber weapons.

279
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So I'll tell you this, though, the first purge that we went out there,

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I just straight stabbed someone in the stomach with one of my real fucking swords.

281
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Yeah. I don't know how to describe it. I'm not paying attention.

282
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I turn around. I've got just straight. There's a blade and a man.

283
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And someone walks right into the fucking tip of this blade, which was the only sharpish point.

284
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And I'm like, thank God it was one of our own.

285
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It was one of the it was one of the other mass purge people.

286
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And I was like, oh, my God, thank God.

287
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I killed one of us almost if that had been a customer lawsuit.

288
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And I'm like, what do I do at that point? So.

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After that, I only accidentally touched a few other people with the blade,

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but I was inside the haunted house for the rest of the night

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and I was sort of near the back and I was in like a like a creepy little corner.

292
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And I had my blades out. And what I was doing is I write when people turn the corner,

293
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I'll smack my blade against the wall and then like kind of run at them,

294
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smacking them together, whatever.

295
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So here's the here's the here's the raw stats of haunted houses.

296
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OK, because now that I've been a character, I know what everybody does when they go through.

297
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OK, it is. I mean, raw facts.

298
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I'm going to make up some some percentages here, but most kids.

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Are actually terrified, like there were some like toddler type kids coming through

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that were like like screaming, their parents were like covering their faces as they're like embarrassed.

301
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Who sends a toddler into the purge haunted house?

302
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But then one dude had a had a hangover. It had to have been advertised, right?

303
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Oh, no, it's an adult. It's an adult. It's adult.

304
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Yeah, right. But no, not adults only, but it's an adult haunted house.

305
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Like they're saying it's adult. It's scary. Yeah, you're going to.

306
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You're going to take your toddler in there when I was walking up and down the street.

307
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Oh, don't be nice. I scared the shit out of some kid, dude.

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He was just standing there and he saw me and then like walked by and I could tell he was frightened.

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So I turned and I looked at him and started like sheen, sheen, sheen.

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And he started scream crying and hiding me on his mom.

311
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And his mom looked at me like, you son of a bitch.

312
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Yeah, I was his mom. No, it's not.

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I mean, this is a kid who does imagine that the kid been strapped.

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It is open. It is open.

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That's a possibility.

316
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So I will say so. OK, I would say most people.

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I'd say 20 percent, 25 percent go through and are scared and they're getting the full enjoyment of it.

318
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Right. A lot of time it's girls.

319
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Most of the time it's like children. Right.

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The other than I would say 50 percent is like people are just amused and maybe just having a generally just good time.

321
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Good one. You got me on that one.

322
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But like they're not scared. Right.

323
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Like I got a lot of people because I just hit the wall right next to their face.

324
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Do people touch you like no one touched me because I was far enough away and I had real blades.

325
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And then I had a real blade.

326
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When I was sheen, sheen.

327
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You know, many people were like, oh, my God, those are real as they're like walking by.

328
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Like I think that was the scariest thing is like they were like, just what it is might actually be a purge.

329
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Yeah. But I'll tell you this, dude.

330
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The door that was right by my entrance.

331
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So I was kind of like off to the side and there's a door coming coming out and I wait for like shadows to know when to when to strike.

332
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Was so so I would swing this fucking blade full velocity to hit the wall.

333
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You know how many times within I would say seven or eight inches, I almost just took an eye out or a throat or something.

334
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Or it's like if someone had come in and stumbled to the left just a little bit at the wrong moment, I'm like, shit, just be heading them real quick.

335
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And would be bankrupt from this. Yes.

336
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Impending lawsuit that might be happening because of that one anyway.

337
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Yeah. So and then the last the last 25 percent are fucking assholes where they just they they're they're troublemakers.

338
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They're troublemakers. They're they they make fun of you or like to the best of their ability in the brief seconds they pass by.

339
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They see 40 in a costume.

340
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I know not that devastating, Jesse.

341
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More more like more like keep working on your chef skills because they see I have two blades, you know, like like that kind of thing.

342
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Not the devastating like ha ha.

343
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You fucking old piece of shit working in a haunted house.

344
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It's volunteer work. I'm not working there.

345
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Yeah, but they're dumb and they might think that.

346
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Yeah. Jesus Christ.

347
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No, they're not. They're not monsters.

348
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They're like we're the monsters. They're just people going through a haunted house.

349
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Anyway, it was fun.

350
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And then afterwards we we partied and that was fun.

351
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It's always fun.

352
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Dude, open drunk is a fun drunk.

353
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Oatman drunk is a fun.

354
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It's a good time. I got drunk there.

355
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Not even during the comedy shows like the one comedy show that we that we did there when I said the last time I was there,

356
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there was a TV that was almost as big as the trailer was no shit.

357
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Like me and my buddies went drank out the bar, went back to some random fucking trailer, fucking dog shit all over the floor, like spoiled milk in the sink.

358
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There's like rotten sandwiches everywhere. It's fucking weird.

359
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And like amongst all this chaos was like this brand new like seventy eight inch fucking TV, brand new TV, like plastering TV in the middle of all this bullshit.

360
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Normal house and no no normal open house.

361
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Not a normal. OK, hold on. I'm going to trailer.

362
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I'm going to defend. I'm going to defend over here for a second because open opens.

363
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And all houses like that. Just as we live in open are lovely.

364
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Some of them, the ones I like, the ones that like me.

365
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But the if you that trailer is probably someone's just side trailer.

366
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Maybe. And that's fine.

367
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Like no judgment. It was just weird.

368
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You know, Andy, what is a side trailer?

369
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It's you got your regular trailer.

370
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You know, you collect them.

371
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One of them, you keep your spoiled milk and big TVs.

372
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The other one is for family.

373
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Duh. Open, everyone.

374
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Yeah. But open. Listen, if you're ever out in Arizona, like in the Laughlin area, open is worth a fucking visit.

375
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Seriously, it's a hit up the Fried Rice podcast.

376
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I will make you a promise right now. Andy will come out and hang out with you.

377
00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:56,140
Oh, yeah, I will. It is. It's a fiction Fried Rice podcast.

378
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I'll go out to open with you. We'll make a day of it.

379
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You can jump on the podcast. Some donkeys.

380
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Oh, yeah. That's the whole thing is like that town is great.

381
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If it's known for one thing, it's known for its burrows and its donkeys.

382
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They have a place to crash. You crash it. Andy's Jesse.

383
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Keep it in check.

384
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Remember how I said we're not going to detest any of our producers anymore.

385
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You're just going to be like everyone else. You don't get power over here.

386
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You know, you're just you're one of my minions.

387
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I need to make this. I hate that I have to make this a fucking point every single time.

388
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But you work for me for free.

389
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I appreciate it. I love you both.

390
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But I am your God. Wait, no, I'm your king. I'm your master.

391
00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:37,140
No, that's not any better.

392
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Wait, wait, wait. There has to be a way. I'm your rice president.

393
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No, you're my rice presidents. I am.

394
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Residents. I'm Andy Rice.

395
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And that's all that fucking matters for Friday's podcast.

396
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Let's get into the fucking movie. I'm going to edit the fuck out of that.

397
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:56,140
I hope you know. It's just going to sound like it's all the power.

398
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Oh, God. OK. Yeah.

399
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So anyway, super fun. Partying after.

400
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Let's get into it. Let's get into the movie.

401
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The movie that we watched was Miracle Mile. Nineteen eighty eight.

402
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It was a movie that I recommended last week and you guys thankfully voted for it.

403
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And I hope that it was a good decision. I felt like it was.

404
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Personally, I just get that right off my chest at the top.

405
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I was a fan. Here's a brief rundown of the movie.

406
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It's a guy the way that I described. I want to hear this.

407
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I'm going to describe it. OK.

408
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It's it's a 20 minute romantic comedy at the top.

409
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And then and then and then evolving the tarpets somehow.

410
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The love the bridge for Tartus that are bar or tarpets.

411
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That's the you know what I love.

412
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OK, I love that the Libra tarpets were in it. I've been there.

413
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And it's really cool to just kind of stay on the railing.

414
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Look at these like things that like legit took down dinosaurs back in the day.

415
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They play a little tongue in cheek coy cat and mouse game.

416
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The lady and the dude throughout the oh yeah.

417
00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:07,140
So the comings of it's a romantic comedy in the way that like you get this guy.

418
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He's at a museum. He sees he sees he sees a girl that he's he's a trombonist.

419
00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:18,140
Yeah, we know that he he sees a girl that he thinks is is cute.

420
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And they sort of keep eyeing each other from across the museum.

421
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She looks like a 90s street skateboarder.

422
00:25:24,140 --> 00:25:26,140
You know, the short hair does not help.

423
00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:28,140
Yeah, because she's she's she's a pretty actress.

424
00:25:28,140 --> 00:25:34,140
I've looked her up like. But but the weird the weird David Bowie mullet just is

425
00:25:34,140 --> 00:25:38,140
God, the 88 hairs. Very steam burden.

426
00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:43,140
It was like it was like it was like pre diantward almost.

427
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I don't know what diantward. Oh, oh, yeah.

428
00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:50,140
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

429
00:25:50,140 --> 00:25:53,140
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

430
00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:55,140
I love Chappie.

431
00:25:55,140 --> 00:25:56,140
I love that movie. I know.

432
00:25:56,140 --> 00:25:58,140
I'll watch them. I'm going to get on a tangent.

433
00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,140
Yolande vibes. Yeah.

434
00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:03,140
Fuck like a ginger Yolande.

435
00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:06,140
Yeah, she's like a ginger Yolande from diantward.

436
00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:11,140
If you're if you're a fucking fear that it's the spot for you out there.

437
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You're welcome. Podcast world. There you go.

438
00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:17,140
So it's they catch each other's eyes at a museum.

439
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They kind of you know, she she makes the move of standing next to them.

440
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They're looking at the La Brea Tar Pits, which is where they kind of first

441
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have their first conversation and their last.

442
00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:31,140
But during that whole time, that's she's unbeknownst to him or not.

443
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Who knows? He's charming her with his ways of interacting with children.

444
00:26:35,140 --> 00:26:39,140
Yes. And pissing off the teacher of the right.

445
00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:43,140
So I actually I actually think it was charming his way of his way of interacting

446
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with children. If like I think the things he was saying is like it was funny.

447
00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:51,140
Like one of his lines was he's like they were brushing some teeth on some

448
00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:53,140
dinosaur or whatever. He's like, if you don't brush your teeth,

449
00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:55,140
you're going to look like that one day. And the kids giggled.

450
00:26:55,140 --> 00:26:57,140
I'm like, cool. In ten thousand years, I think he said.

451
00:26:57,140 --> 00:27:00,140
Yeah, I bet you that those weren't even extras.

452
00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:04,140
Oh, it was all so cute. It was so cute. Adorable.

453
00:27:04,140 --> 00:27:07,140
You know, in a very overplayed way. That was not overplayed at all.

454
00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:11,140
You loved it. Subtle, very comedic comedy.

455
00:27:11,140 --> 00:27:14,140
It's like what Tommy Wiseau was maybe trying to go for in the room.

456
00:27:14,140 --> 00:27:17,140
I feel maybe this was the direct.

457
00:27:17,140 --> 00:27:24,140
I'd call that a good. No, but he said what he was going for.

458
00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:30,140
I mean, like maybe in his mind he envisions what Miracle Mile.

459
00:27:30,140 --> 00:27:33,140
So the so the beginning is, yeah, it's a it's a it's a love story.

460
00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:40,140
It's got this weird like extra component of he meets her dad.

461
00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:42,140
They hang out. He goes.

462
00:27:42,140 --> 00:27:45,140
They go to a concert of his right at a concert in the park where he shreds

463
00:27:45,140 --> 00:27:47,140
the fucking shreds. He's so good.

464
00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:53,140
He told the he told the directors like, bro, I play the trombone and I'm fucking good at it.

465
00:27:53,140 --> 00:27:59,140
Like, let's go to things I'm excellent at being a trombonist and being a fucking E.R. person.

466
00:27:59,140 --> 00:28:02,140
And you are ten years from that point. Yeah.

467
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:04,140
So Tom Cruise's buddy. Yeah.

468
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:08,140
Oh, by the way, if you're if you're wondering who this guy is, it's Anthony Edwards,

469
00:28:08,140 --> 00:28:10,140
who is Goose from Top Gun.

470
00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:15,140
And he's also Mark Green from E.R., who I don't I've never watched it.

471
00:28:15,140 --> 00:28:21,140
But he's also Gilbert in Revenge of the Nerds and Inspector William Armstrong from Zodiac.

472
00:28:21,140 --> 00:28:25,140
So he's a he's a well-known fucking well-known very well respected actor.

473
00:28:25,140 --> 00:28:33,140
And then the the lady, the lady, Mayor Winningham, who is known for St.

474
00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:38,140
Elmo's Fire. She was one of those Turner and Hooch.

475
00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:40,140
She was the love interest opposite Tom Hanks.

476
00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:44,140
OK, yeah. And she's in a new show called Dope Sick.

477
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:52,140
Anyway, but so we're talking about that earlier before this is the only thing we talked about before the podcast.

478
00:28:52,140 --> 00:28:57,140
Oh, yeah. What's crazy is that is that Anthony Edwards, this is just sort of side tangent,

479
00:28:57,140 --> 00:29:02,140
but Anthony Edwards was married to someone else or married someone else like later on because of like

480
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:06,140
they were just this was a fake romance in a movie. Unreal.

481
00:29:06,140 --> 00:29:13,140
Like passing ships. But then two years ago, these grown ass adult people in their way older than us.

482
00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:16,140
Twenty twenty one. You know, the ball for AARP.

483
00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:22,140
Yeah, they love together. So Mayor Winningham and Anthony Edwards eloped two years ago.

484
00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:25,140
Twenty years after this. Whatever it is. Fifteen, sixteen years later.

485
00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:28,140
They survived the helicopter. Thirty something. Thirty something years later.

486
00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:33,140
Yeah. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. Holy shit. Like thirty five, thirty, thirty four, thirty five years later.

487
00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:37,140
They eloped. Good Lord. So OK. What?

488
00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:44,140
The the direction and the need to charm the fuck out of this guy was fucking so funny to me.

489
00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:47,140
It was so overdone. That was so yeah.

490
00:29:47,140 --> 00:29:51,140
Like even down to the point. But it was so funny and how it was going.

491
00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:54,140
I love it. I love this movie like when he's like tromboning it up.

492
00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:58,140
And then he like fucking just flat lines the fucking dude in front of him trying to take his solo.

493
00:29:58,140 --> 00:30:02,140
That's why he's like he's like in the middle of his shit.

494
00:30:02,140 --> 00:30:06,140
The guy stands up for his thing and goes, goes back to his shit.

495
00:30:06,140 --> 00:30:14,140
Yeah. You know, just just fucking serving right on that guy showing all of his characteristics that he is that he's good with children and that he's aggressive.

496
00:30:14,140 --> 00:30:17,140
The whole movie is that way, though. It's not just that way.

497
00:30:17,140 --> 00:30:20,140
That's the giant clocks, the whole of the foreshadowing.

498
00:30:20,140 --> 00:30:24,140
This movie is everything is overblown, which is what makes it great.

499
00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:27,140
Listen, I've been in Nick Cage mode all this winter.

500
00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:29,140
I said this in this movie. I don't even care.

501
00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:32,140
It's like we watched a Nick Cage movie.

502
00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:35,140
The whole thing. Everything's overblown. I love it.

503
00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:37,140
Yeah, it's great.

504
00:30:37,140 --> 00:30:41,140
So I know you said that earlier that you think this reminds you of a Nick Cage movie,

505
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:47,140
but then I started to think about that and you and I must look at Nick Cage differently

506
00:30:47,140 --> 00:30:50,140
because this does not remind me of a Nick Cage movie.

507
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:59,140
This reminds me of like a doesn't really remind me of much because it's kind of its own thing.

508
00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:05,140
But Nick Cage, the reason a Nick Cage movie is a Nick Cage movie is Nick Cage.

509
00:31:05,140 --> 00:31:11,140
Right. And I don't think that that could be replicated in any way because like you can look at any of his movies,

510
00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:18,140
any Nick Cage movie and the only reason that it is what it is is because of Nick Cage.

511
00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:24,140
So like Miracle Wild, if Nick Cage was the star of it, it would be its own.

512
00:31:24,140 --> 00:31:26,140
It would be anything like this.

513
00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:30,140
And this is that if Nick Cage was in Miracle Mile, that it would be a Nick Cage movie.

514
00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:33,140
Exactly. OK, Jesse. Yes, I know.

515
00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:37,140
We do look at Nick Cage differently. And I think that's an age thing.

516
00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:47,140
Because I remember Nick Cage as an actor. You only remember Nick Cage for what he's doing now, which is every.

517
00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:54,140
I grew up on face face off and fucking Con Air and all the.

518
00:31:54,140 --> 00:31:56,140
And you think face off is only face off because of Nick Cage.

519
00:31:56,140 --> 00:32:00,140
It's what I'm saying is that you're oversimplifying to what Nick Cage is now.

520
00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:04,140
Because John Travolta was also in that movie.

521
00:32:04,140 --> 00:32:07,140
And so that is not just a Nick Cage movie is a Nick Cage, John Travolta movie.

522
00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:11,140
But every other Nick Cage movie in existence is just a Nick Cage movie.

523
00:32:11,140 --> 00:32:15,140
You picked the one exception to the fucking rule, Mike.

524
00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:18,140
I don't know what to tell you when John Travolta is in something.

525
00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:23,140
It's a John Travolta movie. When Nick Cage is in something, it's an occasion.

526
00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:29,140
We were there together. It's face off. OK. Good Lord.

527
00:32:29,140 --> 00:32:37,140
All right. So do you think that if if Nick Cage was in.

528
00:32:37,140 --> 00:32:41,140
Oh, God, I forgot the fucking what's the move? What's the Scientology movie that John Travolta?

529
00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:45,140
Yeah. Yeah. OK. So, Nick Cage. Hold on.

530
00:32:45,140 --> 00:32:48,140
That would have been a Nick Cage movie. I don't give a fuck.

531
00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:53,140
It still would have bombed because people weren't ready for Battlefield Earth.

532
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:57,140
And they weren't ready. They weren't ready for the message of L. Ron Hubbard

533
00:32:57,140 --> 00:33:01,140
and what he has to bestow on us.

534
00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:06,140
Surprise, motherfuckers, my religion Scientology. Praise be unto him.

535
00:33:06,140 --> 00:33:09,140
Praise be unto Zinu. Yeah.

536
00:33:09,140 --> 00:33:12,140
I went to a Scientology when I was when I was 16.

537
00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:17,140
When I was when I was when I was 16, my my my dad took my friends

538
00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:21,140
and I paintballing out near L.A. somewhere.

539
00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:26,140
And on our way back, we went through Hollywood and he took us to the Wax Museum,

540
00:33:26,140 --> 00:33:28,140
which was it was like a lot of fun.

541
00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:30,140
Like, oh, no, we went to Ripley's, believe it or not.

542
00:33:30,140 --> 00:33:34,140
Like they they have a like all the stuff that you would expect to see there.

543
00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:39,140
Like we're basically where they trap all the Fetens are inside of the wax figurines.

544
00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:41,140
Well, I didn't know what it was.

545
00:33:41,140 --> 00:33:45,140
So this was like before the South Park Scientology episode.

546
00:33:45,140 --> 00:33:51,140
Like this is before this was before Tom Cruise jumping on all of our knowledge from Scientology comes.

547
00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:54,140
But what I'm saying is I would like to say it's the most in depth one.

548
00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:58,140
I mean, if you're you know, but I would like to say this was this was probably that

549
00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:01,140
and Leah Leah Romney and fucking yeah, Rogan podcast.

550
00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:08,140
But this was like five maybe maybe four or five years before Scientology hit the main mainstream of public consciousness.

551
00:34:08,140 --> 00:34:10,140
Right. Because like I had no idea what the fuck it was.

552
00:34:10,140 --> 00:34:12,140
It's not like I discovered Scientology.

553
00:34:12,140 --> 00:34:15,140
But what happened was when we were walking down the street to our car,

554
00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:20,140
these fucking people popped out of this place like, hey, would you like to take a personality test?

555
00:34:20,140 --> 00:34:23,140
And they're like, we're like, it was me and my my 16 year old friends.

556
00:34:23,140 --> 00:34:26,140
So we're like, why not? We're like, OK.

557
00:34:26,140 --> 00:34:28,140
And so we go in there trying to figure that out for years.

558
00:34:28,140 --> 00:34:32,140
We go in there and we purposely fill in them out as bad as possible.

559
00:34:32,140 --> 00:34:37,140
Right. Like, like. So I get taken into like a little room and it's like you're off the charts.

560
00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:40,140
You get your assessment for free. Yeah.

561
00:34:40,140 --> 00:34:43,140
It's always good when the religious people take you to the little room.

562
00:34:43,140 --> 00:34:48,140
They took me to the room and they're like, hey, did you're at some point they're looking through my test.

563
00:34:48,140 --> 00:34:53,140
Like, did your father molest you? And I.

564
00:34:53,140 --> 00:34:55,140
I forgot writing that down.

565
00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:59,140
And so I turned to my dad. I was like, Dad, I'm having trouble remembering.

566
00:34:59,140 --> 00:35:04,140
But did you molest me as a kid? So we were having a fucking blast inside this place.

567
00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:07,140
They kicked us out. We heard the term.

568
00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:10,140
Oh, they figured out you were insincere.

569
00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:14,140
We think we heard the term Scientology, but it didn't commit it to memory.

570
00:35:14,140 --> 00:35:19,140
Just thought of it like a personality test, weird experience that we had with some religious nuts.

571
00:35:19,140 --> 00:35:22,140
And then later on, when Scientology hit, I was like, oh, shit.

572
00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:25,140
Thank God I'm not some gullible fucking sap.

573
00:35:25,140 --> 00:35:28,140
Or wait, sorry, you got to respect everyone's like Tom Cruise.

574
00:35:28,140 --> 00:35:30,140
Well, no, Tom Cruise isn't a gullible sap.

575
00:35:30,140 --> 00:35:33,140
He's must be getting something from Scientology.

576
00:35:33,140 --> 00:35:37,140
Like, I don't think if you're a celebrity, join the fucking money religion.

577
00:35:37,140 --> 00:35:42,140
Go for it. Yeah. If you're a celebrity listening to this, a list, B list, whatever, go join Scientology.

578
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:45,140
Like, I'm sure it's fine for you. You have the money.

579
00:35:45,140 --> 00:35:49,140
It's not religious. If you're A list or Scientology, if you're C list, you just you try to start a cult.

580
00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:50,140
Yeah. You know what I mean?

581
00:35:50,140 --> 00:35:53,140
Well, because that's Scientology. That's science. It's right in the name.

582
00:35:53,140 --> 00:35:57,140
Yeah. Yeah. It is right in the name. Scientology, which is the mythology of science.

583
00:35:57,140 --> 00:36:00,140
And the science behind it. Yeah. Aliens are science. Right.

584
00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:04,140
And the Congress just said they found aliens. How do we know those aren't thetans?

585
00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:06,140
They might be.

586
00:36:06,140 --> 00:36:13,140
So they're at the labrador tar pits homeboy and this girl and they're talking and they fall.

587
00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:15,140
They fall in love. Whatever. He meets her dad.

588
00:36:15,140 --> 00:36:20,140
Then weirdly, I hear the word to tube steak, which is fun. Right.

589
00:36:20,140 --> 00:36:23,140
Fun way to call a hot dog is a tube steak.

590
00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:26,140
The guy's like, what part of the fucking country is the old man from?

591
00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:30,140
Where is he? He said that as a youngster.

592
00:36:30,140 --> 00:36:35,140
And we are to believe that at some point in his life, he was like, all right, me and Timmy are going to be a tube steaks.

593
00:36:35,140 --> 00:36:38,140
Yeah. Over at the old soda fountain. Yeah. Whatever.

594
00:36:38,140 --> 00:36:42,140
Yeah. Oh, let's go to the tube steak stand. Yeah.

595
00:36:42,140 --> 00:36:46,140
So a tube steak is a hot dog, which I totally am into as a term.

596
00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:50,140
I guess it's a tube steak. What's the fun? Yeah. And it's a tube. Yeah.

597
00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:56,140
So I love it. But what I want now is like some wagyu beef and a fucking hot dog casing.

598
00:36:56,140 --> 00:37:01,140
That's a tube steak. Let's make it legit. Tube steaks. I think he might be starting a new

599
00:37:01,140 --> 00:37:07,140
restaurant, perhaps like culinary and order that right. Maybe you could order that steak on a hot dog.

600
00:37:07,140 --> 00:37:10,140
But that'd be great. I bet someone has done steak on a.

601
00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:17,140
Wait, why would you use a hot dog? But at that point, just put steak in a hoagie and call it a sandwich because like, what are we doing?

602
00:37:17,140 --> 00:37:22,140
Oh, a steak sandwich. Wait, you're trying to tube steak. No, no.

603
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:30,140
Tube eyes. The only way to the only way to do it would be to ground up some steak and shove it into a hot dog.

604
00:37:30,140 --> 00:37:33,140
Or whatever. Well, because it's not sausage hot dog sausage.

605
00:37:33,140 --> 00:37:36,140
It's not in a sleeve, is it? It's not in the skin, is it?

606
00:37:36,140 --> 00:37:40,140
Well, yes. Or is it the ones you're buying? No.

607
00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:43,140
But yes, is the answer. No, not real hot dogs.

608
00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:49,140
All right. Have a skin. Whatever. No, because hot dogs are I think just compress real hot dogs have a skin.

609
00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:53,140
I think steak worst. Yeah, steak worst. We need to go steak worse.

610
00:37:53,140 --> 00:38:00,140
So he then then they're at this they're eating tube steaks about to.

611
00:38:00,140 --> 00:38:05,140
And she notices that her mom is in the park as well.

612
00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:09,140
Her mom or grandmother? I couldn't decide. Is it her mom? Yeah. Yeah.

613
00:38:09,140 --> 00:38:12,140
Is the 80s. People look rough. I guess so.

614
00:38:12,140 --> 00:38:18,140
Dude, her grandpa looked straight up like one of the charlies, one of Charlie's grandparents in that.

615
00:38:18,140 --> 00:38:23,140
Yeah, yeah. Willie in the truck. No, Willie Walker. The first one, Charlie.

616
00:38:23,140 --> 00:38:26,140
Whatever the first fucking one was, the musical.

617
00:38:26,140 --> 00:38:32,140
I realize those people were in their 50s. It's crazy. Those actors. Yeah.

618
00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:38,140
Yeah. 50s look rough. No, because look, Terry's looks like a lot of us look better because we have easier lives

619
00:38:38,140 --> 00:38:40,140
because we don't have to do as much manual labor.

620
00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:46,140
So like older people are always going to look worse than the younger people are going to look when they're older because that's just how it looks.

621
00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:50,140
So much like the high definition to 80s movies, it just doesn't age well.

622
00:38:50,140 --> 00:39:02,140
That's my other grievance with this fucking movie is how crisp everything is to how weird the fucking settings are for the crispness of like updated movie shit.

623
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:09,140
It looks so fucking weird to me. I think seeing Star Wars for the first time in HD, you're like, that is absolutely a rubber fucking puppet.

624
00:39:09,140 --> 00:39:20,140
You know what I mean? Like you say you the H took you out of the it got rid of your suspensive disbelief a little bit as much as the great acting did.

625
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:31,140
But you know, but if it was but if it was fuzzier in the 80s, I might be more inclined to go like I don't know, like especially with the way that it opened.

626
00:39:31,140 --> 00:39:40,140
It had like that old school like science class movie thing going on. Remember when you were in school and it was like the Earth?

627
00:39:40,140 --> 00:39:44,140
It was around. There's like all these synthesizer organs in the beginning.

628
00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:48,140
You know, I forgot about the opening, which was like the evolution of man.

629
00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:52,140
But but it's because we were watching a video at the National History Museum.

630
00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:53,140
They were at the history museum. No, I get that.

631
00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:56,140
But like I expect the rest of the movie to kind of look like that.

632
00:39:56,140 --> 00:40:03,140
And then it doesn't. You know, I mean, I just I got a transition watching a different video, I guess.

633
00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:09,140
So what's weird in this in this? I mean, I guess it happens, but we don't get any explanation.

634
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:18,140
Her parents haven't spoken to each other in like 15 years, very specifically, which seems like most of her life is very specific in this movie.

635
00:40:18,140 --> 00:40:22,140
So they haven't spoken for most of her most of her life, her entire adult life.

636
00:40:22,140 --> 00:40:26,140
And she and every time she tries to get in the talk, they look they see right through it.

637
00:40:26,140 --> 00:40:31,140
Yeah, they see right. They see her parent trapping a mile away.

638
00:40:31,140 --> 00:40:36,140
And all this is done in about two minutes. That's the one thing this movie does well.

639
00:40:36,140 --> 00:40:38,140
It paces itself. It pulls those.

640
00:40:38,140 --> 00:40:42,140
Think about all the things you know about all these characters in this whole movie is only an hour and a half long.

641
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:47,140
Yeah, I'll tell you this. It paces itself, except in places where it fucking. Oh, no, why?

642
00:40:47,140 --> 00:40:54,140
Absolutely. It does not pace itself well in some parts. If you logically edited this fucking movie, it'd be 45 minutes.

643
00:40:54,140 --> 00:40:57,140
Right. There's so much like no intercede way too long.

644
00:40:57,140 --> 00:41:05,140
No, I disagree. If you logically edited this movie, it'd be an hour longer because I want to know what happened to Bubba from Forrest Gump.

645
00:41:05,140 --> 00:41:07,140
That's fair. Yeah.

646
00:41:07,140 --> 00:41:17,140
Bubba from Forrest Gump, the actor that played Bubba in Forrest Gump pre-Forrest Gump plays a I guess a charming sort of thief. Well, not even charming.

647
00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:24,140
Just he's not a thief in this movie. He's got a trunk full of stereos that he will go to prison for.

648
00:41:24,140 --> 00:41:29,140
Holy shit, that was Bubba. Yeah, you just realized that was Bubba. Yeah, that was Bubba. Yeah.

649
00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:32,140
That shows you how long I've seen Vince. A much skinnier.

650
00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:37,140
Wait, wait, wait. Let's get to the let's get to the beef. I'm loving this. But there is such a fun movie.

651
00:41:37,140 --> 00:41:41,140
So they so we get introduced to the parents or whatever.

652
00:41:41,140 --> 00:41:49,140
And this is important. This is important to get to know her, get to know her parents because it's his driving force for the movies to get back to her.

653
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:54,140
So he quickly falls in love with this girl very quickly. Yeah.

654
00:41:54,140 --> 00:42:02,140
That's good. No, no, because I just realized what I was about to say. It's only relevant to the later part of the movie. So yeah, say and I kind of already forgot.

655
00:42:02,140 --> 00:42:15,140
So so so I will say that building a building a believable chemistry and romance between them and the idea that he is into her at the top was at the first date, though.

656
00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:20,140
Like that's all this is insane. And you cannot have. Can you really think anyone falls that deeply in love?

657
00:42:20,140 --> 00:42:29,140
Absolutely. Yeah, 100 percent. If that. Yeah, especially when he got stood up goes through to go through the things he goes through.

658
00:42:29,140 --> 00:42:34,140
But you know what? The thing about that, though, is looking for somebody you've known a month.

659
00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:44,140
Yeah, no, no. I mean, I could believe it with this because of how hard she takes the fucking ghosting is that she's clutching a fucking value bottle with her mother or grandmother, whatever.

660
00:42:44,140 --> 00:42:50,140
Like value. She's having a handful of volume. She's so she can't be left out. You know, that's your sad.

661
00:42:50,140 --> 00:42:55,140
You're making a great point. She's a psycho. No, it's not even I don't even think it's psycho.

662
00:42:55,140 --> 00:43:06,140
I think no, no, no. Both psychos. Right. In some way, gentlemen, gentlemen, you're you're what you're doing is you're taking the idea of instant connection and love, which is absolutely a real thing.

663
00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:15,140
And that happens all the time where two people meet each other and they realize, hey, wow, this is kind of perfect. And you know, fair enough, even fair enough.

664
00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:20,140
She's a little codependent. Even what he didn't know that at the time he didn't see her with.

665
00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:23,140
I get that. But I'm saying that's what you see from her.

666
00:43:23,140 --> 00:43:27,140
Hey, OK. I'm just saying just.

667
00:43:27,140 --> 00:43:36,140
If I was this guy, if I was this guy, if I was this guy and I met the girl of my fucking dreams at the museum, we had a beautiful moment over the tar pits.

668
00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:39,140
And we're talking about the like futility of life or whatever the fuck they were talking about.

669
00:43:39,140 --> 00:43:45,140
And then I meet her parents that same day. And then she straight up tells me she's going to fuck me on the third date.

670
00:43:45,140 --> 00:43:50,140
She says that she says, I'm going to fuck you. I'm going to fuck your eyes blue.

671
00:43:50,140 --> 00:43:54,140
God damn liar. I'm going to fuck your eyes blue on the third date.

672
00:43:54,140 --> 00:43:59,140
She's a liar. I'm going to make it to the third fucking date.

673
00:43:59,140 --> 00:44:02,140
Wait, is it the third date? That's what she said. Yeah.

674
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:06,140
But is it? No, no. She says to him, I'm going to fuck your eyes blue on the third day.

675
00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:09,140
Does she fuck his eyes blue on the third day? The third date. There's not even a first day.

676
00:44:09,140 --> 00:44:14,140
Maybe it is. I'm not sure. No, Mike. We see the first date not happen.

677
00:44:14,140 --> 00:44:18,140
And then he stands her up and we see the rest of the movie. Right.

678
00:44:18,140 --> 00:44:21,140
And those interaction, I think the first day was them hanging out that day.

679
00:44:21,140 --> 00:44:25,140
I think there are three. Right. So you're being I'm actually wondering.

680
00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:29,140
That was those don't count until you said that it didn't occur to me.

681
00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:34,140
Yeah. Were those days passing? I guess. Yeah. Were those not days or how are dates passing?

682
00:44:34,140 --> 00:44:41,140
No, because because well, they must have been from Tarpet to phone booth.

683
00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:45,140
Were there are pit to phone? There were three interactions with them in those places.

684
00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:52,140
No, because no, wait, wait, guys, guys, his clothes were the same the entire fucking time.

685
00:44:52,140 --> 00:44:56,140
He was on vacation. He only had one pair of clothes. His business trip stayed the same.

686
00:44:56,140 --> 00:45:00,140
I'm just trying to say she's not a whore. She did wait till the third date.

687
00:45:00,140 --> 00:45:03,140
And you're saying I don't think they want one. Maybe you're calling her a whore.

688
00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:09,140
Hold on. Absolutely. I'm saying she waited till the third date and you're saying she didn't.

689
00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:12,140
I don't think we're either of us. No one fucked.

690
00:45:12,140 --> 00:45:15,140
I don't think I don't. We did not watch the same movie.

691
00:45:15,140 --> 00:45:17,140
I just I don't think quite as happened.

692
00:45:17,140 --> 00:45:21,140
They sort of take their clothes off at the end making out. They do not fuck.

693
00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:23,140
They take. Wait, do they make out? I don't remember that.

694
00:45:23,140 --> 00:45:26,140
It cuts. Wait, they do. They close off.

695
00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:29,140
Hit the stop on the elevator as they're taking their clothes off.

696
00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:33,140
Then it cuts to them getting out. No.

697
00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:37,140
In in post. I don't remember. Post quiet. I don't remember.

698
00:45:37,140 --> 00:45:42,140
This was for this. No, Mike. No, no, I'm going to have to. You're wrong.

699
00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:45,140
I'll pull up the fucking scene after later. Yes.

700
00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:50,140
But the point is, I'm not calling this actress or character a whore.

701
00:45:50,140 --> 00:45:55,140
I am saying that she told this dude that she would have sex with him on the third date.

702
00:45:55,140 --> 00:45:57,140
And you would stick around according to stick around.

703
00:45:57,140 --> 00:46:04,140
And if it were me and I met the girl of my dreams and we hit it up and I met her parents randomly in the first date.

704
00:46:04,140 --> 00:46:11,140
And she tells me like and you could tell that he's desperate to spend more time with her because like she's about to be like, I got to go to work.

705
00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:15,140
Come on. I went to the museum in the morning on my you know, before work and I got to go to work.

706
00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:20,140
And he's like and he's like, well, she's she's like, you know, then they meet up at 12.

707
00:46:20,140 --> 00:46:25,140
That's the whole point is like I get off at 12 and he's like, meet me here at 12, 15, be here at 12, 15.

708
00:46:25,140 --> 00:46:28,140
We'll go hang out. Well, we'll dance. Do you like do you like dance?

709
00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:33,140
You like dance? I don't know. I love dancing. Such a great, cute chemistry.

710
00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:38,140
So then he goes home. She tells me to go home and take a nap.

711
00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:43,140
So he does. And then the power goes out as like what happened as at his hotel.

712
00:46:43,140 --> 00:46:48,140
Yeah. And the fire happens. A fire alarm doesn't go off.

713
00:46:48,140 --> 00:46:54,140
He oversleeps. It's four a.m. He goes, fuck, I overslept.

714
00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:59,140
So he runs down to the earth. He basically runs down to the diner.

715
00:46:59,140 --> 00:47:04,140
And it gets indicated to him that it's past time because of the fucking TVs.

716
00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:08,140
That's kind of a fun thing to watch is like remembering like, oh, yeah, shit was like that back then.

717
00:47:08,140 --> 00:47:13,140
Yeah, because when he turns on the channels of the whole movie, yeah, it was all those like emergency,

718
00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:18,140
not the emergency broadcast system, but like the those just dead air bars placeholder.

719
00:47:18,140 --> 00:47:23,140
Yeah. That in the American head guy, you know, I think was one of those popular.

720
00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:27,140
Yeah. You're like the national anthem on one of the channels. Yeah. Right.

721
00:47:27,140 --> 00:47:31,140
Back in the day, those of us who remember when the TV went off at one a.m.

722
00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:36,140
and then stayed on a static screen until five a.m. and it's three thirty a.m.

723
00:47:36,140 --> 00:47:41,140
Yeah. Four. What's four? Well, it's almost it's it's they make sure, you know,

724
00:47:41,140 --> 00:47:45,140
India, I can't believe you didn't recognize it. It's four oh six.

725
00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:48,140
By the time he gets back. Oh, yeah. Because that's the other thing.

726
00:47:48,140 --> 00:47:52,140
He leaves the message going, hey, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that.

727
00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:57,140
He goes, maybe we can have champagne breakfast if you want to come on down here.

728
00:47:57,140 --> 00:48:00,140
So that we're ready to also believe that he was going to sit in that fucking diner

729
00:48:00,140 --> 00:48:04,140
waiting for her to maybe at least come in to work. Was that the idea?

730
00:48:04,140 --> 00:48:06,140
I don't know. What do you think was going to happen?

731
00:48:06,140 --> 00:48:09,140
How do you think the day was going to go? She's in a valium haze.

732
00:48:09,140 --> 00:48:12,140
If he didn't answer the phone, if who did?

733
00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:16,140
Oh, wait, he didn't answer the phone. Right. So he didn't find. OK.

734
00:48:16,140 --> 00:48:20,140
Well, OK, if this is where the crux of the movie kind of takes off.

735
00:48:20,140 --> 00:48:24,140
So but to answer your hypothetical, if he had just gone to the diner,

736
00:48:24,140 --> 00:48:25,140
I think he would have been in there.

737
00:48:25,140 --> 00:48:31,140
He would have met the the the black cook guy who would have been let's end the romantic comedies.

738
00:48:31,140 --> 00:48:35,140
Who would have been very grumpy with him for probably sounding like a stalker,

739
00:48:35,140 --> 00:48:38,140
told him to fuck off and probably would have been the end of it.

740
00:48:38,140 --> 00:48:41,140
The movie. Well, no, we're talking about a hypothetical.

741
00:48:41,140 --> 00:48:43,140
Right. That would be the on from there.

742
00:48:43,140 --> 00:48:46,140
Well, then then he would have known. And he doesn't change.

743
00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:49,140
It never changes. What would have happened is he would have felt bummed,

744
00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:53,140
went back to his hotel, fell back asleep, maybe, and then died in a nuclear explosion.

745
00:48:53,140 --> 00:48:56,140
Right. I don't know what else to say.

746
00:48:56,140 --> 00:49:00,140
What I'm saying is that's what I think that hype that any of this is fun.

747
00:49:00,140 --> 00:49:03,140
I think this happens, this happens, this dies in a nuclear explosion.

748
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:06,140
Yeah. So he jerks off to a nuclear holocaust.

749
00:49:06,140 --> 00:49:10,140
Yeah. Good job spoiling the movie.

750
00:49:10,140 --> 00:49:14,140
Well, ultimately, yeah, that's as they would have it.

751
00:49:14,140 --> 00:49:17,140
He tries to call her, leaves a message, strange message.

752
00:49:17,140 --> 00:49:20,140
Champion breakfast, all that shit. Oh, yeah.

753
00:49:20,140 --> 00:49:24,140
Then assumes that she called back on that phone.

754
00:49:24,140 --> 00:49:26,140
I answered the phone. Right.

755
00:49:26,140 --> 00:49:29,140
Like our six. Let's see. That's our six. Nine in 1987.

756
00:49:29,140 --> 00:49:33,140
No, they did not. They actually did.

757
00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:35,140
Exactly. No one knew about it.

758
00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:40,140
They did because there was no Internet to find out Andrew.

759
00:49:40,140 --> 00:49:43,140
So I'm going to find out. Keep going.

760
00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:46,140
So so yeah, weird to believe that star six nine happened.

761
00:49:46,140 --> 00:49:50,140
Yeah. And then that's it was hopeful in his, I guess,

762
00:49:50,140 --> 00:49:53,140
need and lust for this woman that he just met for 18 hours.

763
00:49:53,140 --> 00:49:57,140
Barely is now at a point of like, oh, she called back.

764
00:49:57,140 --> 00:50:03,140
Oh, clearly, clearly she wants to stick even though I ghosted her.

765
00:50:03,140 --> 00:50:06,140
Clearly not knowing that she's in a volume haze.

766
00:50:06,140 --> 00:50:09,140
And by the way, and that would be the way he would have thought in this movie,

767
00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:13,140
because every character in this diner is that character.

768
00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:18,140
Right. To which I the immediate thought seeing one of the people in the diner

769
00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:22,140
was that it was cool to see Keegan Michael Key in an early acting role.

770
00:50:22,140 --> 00:50:24,140
You know what I mean?

771
00:50:24,140 --> 00:50:27,140
That was that was that. Yeah, it was not.

772
00:50:27,140 --> 00:50:29,140
No, it was not. It was not.

773
00:50:29,140 --> 00:50:34,140
Don't you say I assume the cross dressing lady.

774
00:50:34,140 --> 00:50:39,140
Yeah, that's the there was a cross dresser in the diner.

775
00:50:39,140 --> 00:50:44,140
Well, yeah, it just might just say everything in the.

776
00:50:44,140 --> 00:50:46,140
She does look a bit like in the movie.

777
00:50:46,140 --> 00:50:49,140
I didn't even know it was described.

778
00:50:49,140 --> 00:50:52,140
Yes, it's that's what I said. This movie's dated everybody in that diner.

779
00:50:52,140 --> 00:50:55,140
I just didn't realize the connection that you just made.

780
00:50:55,140 --> 00:51:00,140
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But I don't mind that there's a cross dresser in the diner.

781
00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:03,140
Well, they kind of I don't know. I don't know if they're.

782
00:51:03,140 --> 00:51:05,140
That was another thing, too, was that like they made it very inclusive

783
00:51:05,140 --> 00:51:10,140
throughout this whole movie. The 1980s culture super inclusive.

784
00:51:10,140 --> 00:51:16,140
Yeah, it's impossible to find out when Star 69 came out.

785
00:51:16,140 --> 00:51:19,140
Star 69 refers to the last call return.

786
00:51:19,140 --> 00:51:23,140
Right. The calling feature vertical service code star six.

787
00:51:23,140 --> 00:51:25,140
Also known as disambiguation.

788
00:51:25,140 --> 00:51:28,140
Yeah. In order to return the call, the last one to ring.

789
00:51:28,140 --> 00:51:33,140
OK, great. Yeah. Why isn't this telling me anything else?

790
00:51:33,140 --> 00:51:37,140
You know, this is a very, very different view history.

791
00:51:37,140 --> 00:51:40,140
I don't know if I've never clicked that before.

792
00:51:40,140 --> 00:51:41,140
What is 2007?

793
00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:45,140
Is it Star 69? I did start, but I actually typed in star.

794
00:51:45,140 --> 00:51:51,140
Starr because when I typed in star six behind Dave, Dave, you,

795
00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:54,140
it gave me six, six, six, nine.

796
00:51:54,140 --> 00:51:57,140
Who's that tension six? Yeah.

797
00:51:57,140 --> 00:52:03,140
It's not tech nine. It's this dude. OK, I don't know. OK.

798
00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:05,140
X, X, X, no, six. It's a rapper.

799
00:52:05,140 --> 00:52:08,140
Yeah. Six, nine. Yeah.

800
00:52:08,140 --> 00:52:09,140
Oh, that's American rap.

801
00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:12,140
The way he spells it with a six, I, X, and the nine, I, N.

802
00:52:12,140 --> 00:52:16,140
It's cool. So fuck, dude, I'm not fucking with it at all.

803
00:52:16,140 --> 00:52:20,140
I'm so fucking not with popular culture.

804
00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:23,140
OK. He leads to a voice spell.

805
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:27,140
He answers the phone and then what's on the other end?

806
00:52:27,140 --> 00:52:33,140
But a soldier star six, nine was described in the New York Times as a new service in 1992.

807
00:52:33,140 --> 00:52:35,140
So 1988. No.

808
00:52:35,140 --> 00:52:39,140
So what the fuck is he thinking? She's going to call back on that pay phone for.

809
00:52:39,140 --> 00:52:42,140
But because you are I get the curiosity of it.

810
00:52:42,140 --> 00:52:44,140
No answering a phone call.

811
00:52:44,140 --> 00:52:49,140
Part of this is actually guys, we used to do that because that diner was in an area of like a neighborhood

812
00:52:49,140 --> 00:52:52,140
where you would answer and people didn't you notice when he went inside and even asked,

813
00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:59,140
does anybody here have a kid who people would use those public cell phones as their home phone, like a party line.

814
00:52:59,140 --> 00:53:01,140
Here's our board. I used to be as a latchkey kid.

815
00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:05,140
I figured out the phone number to a phone booth that was right up the street from me.

816
00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:08,140
And I used to call it every 20 minutes in hopes that somebody would pick up.

817
00:53:08,140 --> 00:53:10,140
Right. How many people answered?

818
00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:14,140
I got a solid like two or three conversations of just bullshit out of them.

819
00:53:14,140 --> 00:53:17,140
You know, because we would use those phones as phones.

820
00:53:17,140 --> 00:53:21,140
There was one at our market down the I lived in a little area that had

821
00:53:21,140 --> 00:53:23,140
none of us had phones back then.

822
00:53:23,140 --> 00:53:27,140
There was no this movie relies on on that that time frame.

823
00:53:27,140 --> 00:53:29,140
Right. Where we didn't have cell phones.

824
00:53:29,140 --> 00:53:32,140
We didn't have home phones. Half of us. Excuse me.

825
00:53:32,140 --> 00:53:40,140
So we used in this time, 1988, some white women had very, very, very big cell phones that carried around.

826
00:53:40,140 --> 00:53:46,140
Yes, they did. And then sat in a fucking van and called military people with that.

827
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:49,140
That's not the garbage person. Of course, it's not the average person.

828
00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:53,140
She was business suit lady who had a bunch of money tossing around like nobody's business.

829
00:53:53,140 --> 00:53:55,140
She had the cell phone people.

830
00:53:55,140 --> 00:53:59,140
I'm surprised the other people weren't like jaw drop going, what the fuck is that thing on your ear?

831
00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:02,140
Yeah, right. And again, there's a real quick though.

832
00:54:02,140 --> 00:54:10,140
Bill Murray has had a fucking straight up Motorola razor flip phone, some bullshit in like 1990 something in that.

833
00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:13,140
It's a conspiracy here on on Friday's podcast.

834
00:54:13,140 --> 00:54:18,140
But in the is it the spy who knew me, the man who knew too little?

835
00:54:18,140 --> 00:54:22,140
I don't know. The man who knew too. I don't even can't remember if I'm fucking stone.

836
00:54:22,140 --> 00:54:26,140
But there's a Bill Murray movie in which he straight up uses a cell phone sometime in the 90s.

837
00:54:26,140 --> 00:54:30,140
And it's one that looks like I bought like a five. Yeah. Yeah.

838
00:54:30,140 --> 00:54:34,140
Yeah. Like one of my first ones. Well, I mean, OK, well, I could say that about Star Trek.

839
00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:44,140
So you absolutely can't say that about Star Trek because a lot of designers based their work on what Star Trek proposed could be future technology.

840
00:54:44,140 --> 00:54:50,140
So like we use cell phones because like it's like a cell phone prophecy. Yeah, it really is.

841
00:54:50,140 --> 00:54:55,140
It really is. Yeah. Not to tangent or anything.

842
00:54:55,140 --> 00:55:01,140
My bad. So anyway, he answers the phone and on the other end is a guy freaking out.

843
00:55:01,140 --> 00:55:08,140
You know what? Actually, name Chip. I kind of want to just play that that part like like for the for the thing.

844
00:55:08,140 --> 00:55:15,140
So just keep the part of the cell phone, the cell phone. Yeah. Yeah. That call.

845
00:55:15,140 --> 00:55:18,140
Yeah. I want like that call in here. I think I could pull it up real quick, guys.

846
00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:24,140
Just one sec. I'll just go to to be because we're sponsored by the way you know the mark for this.

847
00:55:24,140 --> 00:55:27,140
That's going to be tough. Well, it's around 20 minutes, obviously. For what?

848
00:55:27,140 --> 00:55:32,140
No, I think because this movie takes place in real time. I mean, it's going to right.

849
00:55:32,140 --> 00:55:38,140
It's going to it's going to. Oh, yeah, I know. Geez, where's the watch again?

850
00:55:38,140 --> 00:55:42,140
I'm just going to type it in because it's not it's like finished.

851
00:55:42,140 --> 00:55:46,140
It's not going to have me. Fuck. OK, say something.

852
00:55:46,140 --> 00:55:51,140
Be interesting. Interesting. Well, it's actually interesting.

853
00:55:51,140 --> 00:55:56,140
You want the actual call you're trying to do? Yeah. OK. Yeah.

854
00:55:56,140 --> 00:55:59,140
Yeah. Yeah. What's your point with finding this again?

855
00:55:59,140 --> 00:56:02,140
I want the audience to hear it. I don't want to describe the call.

856
00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:05,140
They watched the movie when we recommended it last week.

857
00:56:05,140 --> 00:56:08,140
No, I'm sure fucking everyone. I'm sure nobody's in for Taco Bell.

858
00:56:08,140 --> 00:56:11,140
Oh, nice. He did. So doing a Taco Bell commercial.

859
00:56:11,140 --> 00:56:15,140
Is this going to be loud? Oh, well, look, it's meta.

860
00:56:15,140 --> 00:56:17,140
It's very it's real. Meta. You can see behind the scenes.

861
00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:19,140
I don't even need I'm not going to I don't give advertisements.

862
00:56:19,140 --> 00:56:22,140
They're not going to get free advertising on my fucking podcast.

863
00:56:22,140 --> 00:56:25,140
I don't know how loud it's going to be. You know what? It's at full volume.

864
00:56:25,140 --> 00:56:29,140
We'll see what's up. So we're going to call this this is yes.

865
00:56:29,140 --> 00:56:34,140
This is a. El Taco Rico commercial.

866
00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:37,140
What's El Taco Rico? I don't know.

867
00:56:37,140 --> 00:56:40,140
It's a place in California. Sorry, he gets to this.

868
00:56:40,140 --> 00:56:43,140
He's running late. He gets to the diner.

869
00:56:43,140 --> 00:56:48,140
It's a place my wife worked in 1982 in California.

870
00:56:48,140 --> 00:56:51,140
Here we go. Here we go. All right.

871
00:56:51,140 --> 00:56:54,140
Is this him leaving the message? Yeah, he looks.

872
00:56:54,140 --> 00:56:56,140
After one of the two, he looks too calm.

873
00:56:56,140 --> 00:56:58,140
Let's wait for him. Yeah, we found the scene.

874
00:56:58,140 --> 00:57:00,140
Yeah, I don't know if you want to come back into this point.

875
00:57:00,140 --> 00:57:02,140
Oh, well, yeah, oh, yeah, sure.

876
00:57:02,140 --> 00:57:04,140
If we want to edit some of that bullshit out. Yeah.

877
00:57:04,140 --> 00:57:06,140
All right. So I found the scene.

878
00:57:06,140 --> 00:57:10,140
Let me get ready. No, it's tapping his things.

879
00:57:10,140 --> 00:57:12,140
No way. OK. But you get started.

880
00:57:12,140 --> 00:57:14,140
Right here. No, this is where.

881
00:57:14,140 --> 00:57:16,140
No, yeah, no, I'm waiting. The whole thing.

882
00:57:16,140 --> 00:57:18,140
You want to play the whole thing on the podcast?

883
00:57:18,140 --> 00:57:20,140
Give me one minute. Yeah. OK.

884
00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:23,140
I want like that. I thought we had 30 seconds or three.

885
00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:25,140
Whatever we don't know. I'm just messing.

886
00:57:25,140 --> 00:57:29,140
First off, no one's sponsoring us.

887
00:57:29,140 --> 00:57:31,140
We're not monetizing anything.

888
00:57:31,140 --> 00:57:34,140
We so who cares? Copyright infringement.

889
00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:36,140
Copyright infringement. No.

890
00:57:36,140 --> 00:57:39,140
And I think we're allowed to do your fair use as a clip.

891
00:57:39,140 --> 00:57:42,140
Anyway, and I'm sorry, the director of Miracle Mile,

892
00:57:42,140 --> 00:57:45,140
if you're not comfortable with us using this very cool scene

893
00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:48,140
that you directed 35 fucking years ago.

894
00:57:48,140 --> 00:57:50,140
Fuck you. Right. No, not fuck you.

895
00:57:50,140 --> 00:57:53,140
We can be on the podcast someday. We can invite them on, Mike.

896
00:57:53,140 --> 00:57:56,140
Geez. All right.

897
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:58,140
Let me turn it down.

898
00:57:58,140 --> 00:58:02,140
But this is not weird. Answering the phone is not weird.

899
00:58:02,140 --> 00:58:04,140
I would have done the same thing.

900
00:58:04,140 --> 00:58:06,140
Louder or no? OK.

901
00:58:06,140 --> 00:58:08,140
Well, shit.

902
00:58:08,140 --> 00:58:11,140
But that's going to be really loud.

903
00:58:11,140 --> 00:58:14,140
So he just left the message with his girlfriend.

904
00:58:14,140 --> 00:58:16,140
Now he's going. He's standing outside the diner.

905
00:58:16,140 --> 00:58:20,140
Now he picks up the phone.

906
00:58:20,140 --> 00:58:23,140
Jesus. Look, I had to wake you.

907
00:58:23,140 --> 00:58:25,140
It's happening.

908
00:58:25,140 --> 00:58:27,140
I can't believe it, but we're locked into it.

909
00:58:27,140 --> 00:58:29,140
50 minutes and counting.

910
00:58:29,140 --> 00:58:34,140
Christ, I just can't take it. I can't fucking take it.

911
00:58:34,140 --> 00:58:36,140
I'm sorry, Dad. I shouldn't swear. I'm sorry.

912
00:58:36,140 --> 00:58:39,140
But this is it. This is really it. This is the big one.

913
00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:41,140
Thor, Arthur, 66, AZD.

914
00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:43,140
You don't think I told you what would happen if it ever came down?

915
00:58:43,140 --> 00:58:45,140
Well, it is. We don't know why.

916
00:58:45,140 --> 00:58:47,140
Why would we? Huh?

917
00:58:47,140 --> 00:58:49,140
It is for real, Dad. There's no drill.

918
00:58:49,140 --> 00:58:51,140
We shoot our WOD in 50 minutes.

919
00:58:51,140 --> 00:58:54,140
They're going to pick us up in five or 10, and you can get it back in an hour.

920
00:58:54,140 --> 00:58:56,140
In 10, maybe 75 minutes.

921
00:58:56,140 --> 00:58:58,140
What exactly are you talking about?

922
00:58:58,140 --> 00:59:00,140
I'm talking about nuclear fucking war.

923
00:59:00,140 --> 00:59:02,140
Who is this?

924
00:59:02,140 --> 00:59:04,140
Notice a roach on his jacket.

925
00:59:04,140 --> 00:59:06,140
Don't get my dad.

926
00:59:06,140 --> 00:59:11,140
Dad, there's nobody here. Where is he supposed to be?

927
00:59:11,140 --> 00:59:13,140
How the hell would I know?

928
00:59:13,140 --> 00:59:16,140
You're in Orange County. I'm in North Dakota.

929
00:59:16,140 --> 00:59:18,140
Hey, is this some kind of prank or something?

930
00:59:18,140 --> 00:59:21,140
Prank? Prank? Oh, God.

931
00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:25,140
Is this 2549411?

932
00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:27,140
Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.

933
00:59:27,140 --> 00:59:29,140
But listen, it's just a phone booth.

934
00:59:29,140 --> 00:59:31,140
It's a phone booth at a coffee shop.

935
00:59:31,140 --> 00:59:33,140
I heard it ringing.

936
00:59:33,140 --> 00:59:36,140
Is this 714? Did I dial 213? Shit!

937
00:59:36,140 --> 00:59:38,140
Oh.

938
00:59:38,140 --> 00:59:40,140
Oh, I think they heard me.

939
00:59:40,140 --> 00:59:43,140
Shit! Oh, man, they see me on the monitor.

940
00:59:43,140 --> 00:59:45,140
Fuck!

941
00:59:47,140 --> 00:59:49,140
I'd patch into the red line X-Com to do this.

942
00:59:49,140 --> 00:59:52,140
I'm gonna nail my ass. Tell Dad.

943
00:59:52,140 --> 00:59:55,140
Just tell him that I am sorry about that summer.

944
00:59:55,140 --> 00:59:57,140
Okay? He'll know what I mean.

945
00:59:57,140 --> 00:59:59,140
All right, all right, look, that's enough.

946
00:59:59,140 --> 01:00:01,140
This is a joke, right?

947
01:00:01,140 --> 01:00:03,140
Yes, sir. No.

948
01:00:03,140 --> 01:00:05,140
No, sir, I was just checking the circuit, sir.

949
01:00:05,140 --> 01:00:10,140
Wait. Wait!

950
01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:13,140
Is it Karen from tonight's race?

951
01:00:13,140 --> 01:00:17,140
Listen, it's probably a felony to joke around on the phone like this.

952
01:00:17,140 --> 01:00:20,140
Who are you? Who am I?

953
01:00:20,140 --> 01:00:23,140
Listen, I'm just a guy who picked up the phone.

954
01:00:23,140 --> 01:00:29,140
I mean, I don't know if this is a wrong phone number or a joke or what.

955
01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:33,140
What happened to Chip? He was just joking, right?

956
01:00:33,140 --> 01:00:38,140
Forget everything you just heard and go back to sleep.

957
01:00:40,140 --> 01:00:44,140
Hey! Hey!

958
01:00:51,140 --> 01:00:53,140
Very tense.

959
01:00:53,140 --> 01:00:55,140
That fucking hooked me.

960
01:00:55,140 --> 01:00:59,140
So there's a song by Lost Years called Nuclear.

961
01:00:59,140 --> 01:01:03,140
It's like a retro wave kind of...

962
01:01:03,140 --> 01:01:08,140
It's good music if you like that synthy sort of stuff, which I very much do,

963
01:01:08,140 --> 01:01:11,140
called Nuclear where they play that scene,

964
01:01:11,140 --> 01:01:15,140
but as they're building up the tension for their song, Nuclear,

965
01:01:15,140 --> 01:01:17,140
and then it cuts into their song.

966
01:01:17,140 --> 01:01:21,140
So that's the only part of this movie that I'd seen prior to watching this.

967
01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:25,140
And I thought it was enough of a hook to just be like,

968
01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:27,140
I really want to watch the rest of this.

969
01:01:27,140 --> 01:01:31,140
It's a great hook. I wish the movie would have started there.

970
01:01:31,140 --> 01:01:37,140
I see why that's a good instinct because that would be just an awesome start

971
01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:40,140
and then maybe just assume he has a girlfriend already.

972
01:01:40,140 --> 01:01:42,140
You don't need all that.

973
01:01:42,140 --> 01:01:44,140
Literally, Shaun of the Dead. It'd just be like, fuck it.

974
01:01:44,140 --> 01:01:46,140
Even to have an ex-girlfriend. Just anybody.

975
01:01:46,140 --> 01:01:48,140
He's just trying to save someone.

976
01:01:48,140 --> 01:01:50,140
His dog, John Wicket.

977
01:01:50,140 --> 01:01:53,140
Maybe because he's...

978
01:01:53,140 --> 01:01:57,140
The thing is he's in a foreign place to him, right? Like he's in a hotel.

979
01:01:57,140 --> 01:01:59,140
So he's visiting.

980
01:01:59,140 --> 01:02:05,140
Wouldn't it make more interesting if he didn't have one specific person to save?

981
01:02:05,140 --> 01:02:08,140
He was just trying to save anybody?

982
01:02:08,140 --> 01:02:11,140
Like he was just going through the city like Chicken Little a little bit,

983
01:02:11,140 --> 01:02:13,140
like he even mentioned.

984
01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:15,140
I'm saying this same movie would work from here if you just...

985
01:02:15,140 --> 01:02:19,140
That's why he was trying to cut off the romantic comedy and go the other way with it

986
01:02:19,140 --> 01:02:22,140
because this could be two different movies completely.

987
01:02:22,140 --> 01:02:30,140
Now, I may wax a little fucking director whimsy here or whatever with this.

988
01:02:30,140 --> 01:02:33,140
Maybe the idea, which I highly doubt,

989
01:02:33,140 --> 01:02:37,140
but maybe the idea was that it's like trying to show this whole societal norm

990
01:02:37,140 --> 01:02:39,140
that everyone's trying to live.

991
01:02:39,140 --> 01:02:41,140
I think they were trying to jerk you.

992
01:02:41,140 --> 01:02:43,140
And then it just goes into like...

993
01:02:43,140 --> 01:02:47,140
The progression of chaos in this movie is fucking weird and cool.

994
01:02:47,140 --> 01:02:48,140
Yeah.

995
01:02:48,140 --> 01:02:49,140
Awkward.

996
01:02:49,140 --> 01:02:50,140
It reminded me...

997
01:02:50,140 --> 01:02:52,140
Janky, you know what I mean?

998
01:02:52,140 --> 01:02:53,140
But realistic.

999
01:02:53,140 --> 01:02:54,140
Yeah, yeah.

1000
01:02:54,140 --> 01:02:56,140
Things falling down?

1001
01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:57,140
Falling down?

1002
01:02:57,140 --> 01:02:58,140
Just falling down.

1003
01:02:58,140 --> 01:02:59,140
Just falling down.

1004
01:02:59,140 --> 01:03:01,140
Yeah, the name of that movie is Falling Down, yes.

1005
01:03:01,140 --> 01:03:02,140
Falling Down.

1006
01:03:02,140 --> 01:03:03,140
Amazing movie.

1007
01:03:03,140 --> 01:03:05,140
Gives me vibes of this.

1008
01:03:05,140 --> 01:03:16,140
So if Falling Down was a more neon-drenched nighttime setting,

1009
01:03:16,140 --> 01:03:22,140
and it was... because think about it, he goes full a lot, like so much shit happens.

1010
01:03:22,140 --> 01:03:24,140
The stakes are a lot different in Falling Down.

1011
01:03:24,140 --> 01:03:25,140
But other than that...

1012
01:03:25,140 --> 01:03:27,140
Well, yeah, that's just an insane person going on a rampage.

1013
01:03:27,140 --> 01:03:28,140
Right, exactly.

1014
01:03:28,140 --> 01:03:29,140
This is...

1015
01:03:29,140 --> 01:03:31,140
That's not impending doom, necessarily.

1016
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:32,140
There's no impending doom.

1017
01:03:32,140 --> 01:03:34,140
It's impending doom for one person, but not as a whole collapse.

1018
01:03:34,140 --> 01:03:38,140
Yeah, so he hears this phone call, which is scary, right?

1019
01:03:38,140 --> 01:03:39,140
Sure.

1020
01:03:39,140 --> 01:03:40,140
And I'm...

1021
01:03:40,140 --> 01:03:41,140
Yeah, 4 in the morning.

1022
01:03:41,140 --> 01:03:42,140
I took a moment to think to myself...

1023
01:03:42,140 --> 01:03:43,140
It's a great look.

1024
01:03:43,140 --> 01:03:47,140
4 in the morning on a payphone, like... that's specific.

1025
01:03:47,140 --> 01:03:48,140
No, it's 406.

1026
01:03:48,140 --> 01:03:49,140
Yes.

1027
01:03:49,140 --> 01:03:52,140
By the way, ladies and gentlemen at home, if you're listening and not watching,

1028
01:03:52,140 --> 01:03:54,140
because we don't have video, so how can you?

1029
01:03:54,140 --> 01:03:55,140
Right.

1030
01:03:55,140 --> 01:03:56,140
A screen.

1031
01:03:56,140 --> 01:03:57,140
Mike likes to...

1032
01:03:57,140 --> 01:03:58,140
He's got a real good image.

1033
01:03:58,140 --> 01:04:03,140
Mike likes to... he likes to print, for his own, I guess his own enjoyment,

1034
01:04:03,140 --> 01:04:11,140
he likes to print, for his review, the full-color picture of something.

1035
01:04:11,140 --> 01:04:16,140
And in this case, it's the diner and it's the clock saying 406.

1036
01:04:16,140 --> 01:04:18,140
That clock was fascinating.

1037
01:04:18,140 --> 01:04:19,140
How it spun around?

1038
01:04:19,140 --> 01:04:20,140
Yeah, well, because...

1039
01:04:20,140 --> 01:04:21,140
Just the whole...

1040
01:04:21,140 --> 01:04:22,140
Yeah, just...

1041
01:04:22,140 --> 01:04:23,140
The use of it.

1042
01:04:23,140 --> 01:04:24,140
So like...

1043
01:04:24,140 --> 01:04:25,140
It came back later.

1044
01:04:25,140 --> 01:04:27,140
Computer technology is what it is.

1045
01:04:27,140 --> 01:04:31,140
So the fact that they got microchips to make the functionality of a clock work

1046
01:04:31,140 --> 01:04:35,140
that way to have it spin constantly was like, you know, from a...

1047
01:04:35,140 --> 01:04:36,140
Oh, in that time frame.

1048
01:04:36,140 --> 01:04:37,140
Or that time frame.

1049
01:04:37,140 --> 01:04:38,140
Or that time frame.

1050
01:04:38,140 --> 01:04:39,140
That was an amazing...

1051
01:04:39,140 --> 01:04:40,140
Here's what you didn't know though.

1052
01:04:40,140 --> 01:04:44,140
That one clock was connected to a computer the size of a gymnasium.

1053
01:04:44,140 --> 01:04:45,140
I would imagine.

1054
01:04:45,140 --> 01:04:46,140
Yeah, because this is the 80s.

1055
01:04:46,140 --> 01:04:48,140
Yeah, this is the 80s, right.

1056
01:04:48,140 --> 01:04:49,140
It's crazy, yeah.

1057
01:04:49,140 --> 01:04:51,140
The amount of work it took to do that.

1058
01:04:51,140 --> 01:04:55,140
And that, you know, that speaks to, I guess, something about like how...

1059
01:04:55,140 --> 01:04:58,140
I don't know if that even existed, necessarily, shit like that.

1060
01:04:58,140 --> 01:04:59,140
That diner?

1061
01:04:59,140 --> 01:05:00,140
Right.

1062
01:05:00,140 --> 01:05:01,140
Or that...

1063
01:05:01,140 --> 01:05:02,140
I'm not sure the diner did, but like...

1064
01:05:02,140 --> 01:05:03,140
That clock existed.

1065
01:05:03,140 --> 01:05:04,140
No, that clock existed.

1066
01:05:04,140 --> 01:05:05,140
Wait, no, that kind of stuff?

1067
01:05:05,140 --> 01:05:06,140
That kind of stuff.

1068
01:05:06,140 --> 01:05:07,140
It was a...

1069
01:05:07,140 --> 01:05:08,140
Props like that.

1070
01:05:08,140 --> 01:05:09,140
It didn't hear...

1071
01:05:09,140 --> 01:05:10,140
That was real.

1072
01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:13,140
But even if it was a prop designed for the movie, even if it was...

1073
01:05:13,140 --> 01:05:14,140
It was not.

1074
01:05:14,140 --> 01:05:15,140
Wait.

1075
01:05:15,140 --> 01:05:16,140
It was not.

1076
01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:17,140
That was a street.

1077
01:05:17,140 --> 01:05:18,140
That's a street.

1078
01:05:18,140 --> 01:05:19,140
Well, what diner is it specifically then?

1079
01:05:19,140 --> 01:05:20,140
Well, I didn't look it up, what diner it was.

1080
01:05:20,140 --> 01:05:23,140
Well, then how do you know it's a specific diner and not a set?

1081
01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:24,140
Because this...

1082
01:05:24,140 --> 01:05:26,140
Okay, did you watch this movie?

1083
01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:27,140
Yeah.

1084
01:05:27,140 --> 01:05:30,140
They did not add the budget for a set like that.

1085
01:05:30,140 --> 01:05:33,140
Fair enough, but you don't think maybe they changed the name of the diner?

1086
01:05:33,140 --> 01:05:34,140
Oh, who knows?

1087
01:05:34,140 --> 01:05:35,140
That part is done in the middle of the night.

1088
01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:36,140
Because I don't know if it's a Johnny's diner.

1089
01:05:36,140 --> 01:05:37,140
On a real street.

1090
01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:38,140
I can't remember.

1091
01:05:38,140 --> 01:05:39,140
I don't remember the name of that one.

1092
01:05:39,140 --> 01:05:40,140
It was Fatboy or something.

1093
01:05:40,140 --> 01:05:42,140
Look, tangents much, Mike?

1094
01:05:42,140 --> 01:05:44,140
You fucking monster.

1095
01:05:44,140 --> 01:05:45,140
No, I'm just kidding.

1096
01:05:45,140 --> 01:05:49,140
Okay, so he gets that phone call, very scary.

1097
01:05:49,140 --> 01:05:51,140
He sits with it for a little bit.

1098
01:05:51,140 --> 01:05:52,140
He's like thinking, like...

1099
01:05:52,140 --> 01:05:53,140
He's pulling it over.

1100
01:05:53,140 --> 01:05:54,140
I would too.

1101
01:05:54,140 --> 01:05:55,140
That's frightening.

1102
01:05:55,140 --> 01:05:56,140
And then he...

1103
01:05:56,140 --> 01:05:57,140
I will say this.

1104
01:05:57,140 --> 01:06:00,140
He does not resort straight to panic mode.

1105
01:06:00,140 --> 01:06:02,140
Now, he is panicked and he is scared.

1106
01:06:02,140 --> 01:06:05,140
And that's different than like him trying to start a panic.

1107
01:06:05,140 --> 01:06:06,140
Yeah.

1108
01:06:06,140 --> 01:06:11,140
His panic manifests in like pouring the creamer in the coffee pot.

1109
01:06:11,140 --> 01:06:12,140
Right.

1110
01:06:12,140 --> 01:06:13,140
Sure.

1111
01:06:13,140 --> 01:06:14,140
You know, grabbing the wrist.

1112
01:06:14,140 --> 01:06:15,140
He shows his panic.

1113
01:06:15,140 --> 01:06:18,140
And grabbing the wrist is where it looks bad on his part.

1114
01:06:18,140 --> 01:06:24,140
And it gives him an edge of, so what I really like, and this is absolutely intentional,

1115
01:06:24,140 --> 01:06:30,140
has to be, but there's an edge to him that makes him untrustworthy a little bit, where

1116
01:06:30,140 --> 01:06:36,140
I think you maybe are supposed to doubt whether or not a nuke is coming for the entire movie.

1117
01:06:36,140 --> 01:06:37,140
Oh, you absolutely are.

1118
01:06:37,140 --> 01:06:38,140
Because like, so I'm watching...

1119
01:06:38,140 --> 01:06:39,140
Well, he even acknowledges that.

1120
01:06:39,140 --> 01:06:40,140
Yeah, exactly.

1121
01:06:40,140 --> 01:06:41,140
And I know they address it.

1122
01:06:41,140 --> 01:06:42,140
I might have fucked up.

1123
01:06:42,140 --> 01:06:47,140
They might, and then they address it, but like there's something dangerous about him,

1124
01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:50,140
even though he's not, he didn't start off as a dangerous person.

1125
01:06:50,140 --> 01:06:51,140
Like he...

1126
01:06:51,140 --> 01:06:53,140
He comes off like a falling down guy.

1127
01:06:53,140 --> 01:06:54,140
A little bit.

1128
01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:55,140
You know what I mean?

1129
01:06:55,140 --> 01:06:57,140
But that guy was a dangerous person because he was insane.

1130
01:06:57,140 --> 01:07:00,140
Like, that was the whole reveal and sorry to ruin falling down for everybody.

1131
01:07:00,140 --> 01:07:06,140
Like, the reveal is he was like a mentally, like he was, there was something wrong with

1132
01:07:06,140 --> 01:07:07,140
him.

1133
01:07:07,140 --> 01:07:08,140
And...

1134
01:07:08,140 --> 01:07:09,140
He just got fed up with society.

1135
01:07:09,140 --> 01:07:14,140
But there was like PTSD, like there was like something in his brain that made him violent.

1136
01:07:14,140 --> 01:07:15,140
He just snapped, yeah.

1137
01:07:15,140 --> 01:07:16,140
He just snapped.

1138
01:07:16,140 --> 01:07:17,140
He was the only dude that snapped.

1139
01:07:17,140 --> 01:07:18,140
But he wanted a fucking breakfast sandwich.

1140
01:07:18,140 --> 01:07:19,140
Yeah.

1141
01:07:19,140 --> 01:07:20,140
And he hootles.

1142
01:07:20,140 --> 01:07:21,140
Okay.

1143
01:07:21,140 --> 01:07:26,140
So, he goes into the diner, and he's very panicked, like he's like, you know, he's

1144
01:07:26,140 --> 01:07:27,140
freaking out.

1145
01:07:27,140 --> 01:07:29,140
He grabs the waitress by the wrist.

1146
01:07:29,140 --> 01:07:32,140
But then he starts just telling people very clearly, like...

1147
01:07:32,140 --> 01:07:34,140
I don't know if this is real or not, but I heard some shit.

1148
01:07:34,140 --> 01:07:35,140
Yeah, exactly.

1149
01:07:35,140 --> 01:07:36,140
Here's what's up.

1150
01:07:36,140 --> 01:07:38,140
I just answered the phone outside.

1151
01:07:38,140 --> 01:07:39,140
Some dude.

1152
01:07:39,140 --> 01:07:41,140
And this is not the first time...

1153
01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:42,140
Does anybody know Chip?

1154
01:07:42,140 --> 01:07:43,140
Yeah.

1155
01:07:43,140 --> 01:07:48,140
This is not the first time he repeats verbatim what the phone call says, except every time

1156
01:07:48,140 --> 01:07:51,140
he tells it, it's just slightly been telephoned, I think.

1157
01:07:51,140 --> 01:07:57,140
Where it's like, when he says it the third time, I think, to somebody, it sounds a little

1158
01:07:57,140 --> 01:08:01,140
bit different than he did the actual phone call versus what he tells the people in the

1159
01:08:01,140 --> 01:08:02,140
diner versus whatever.

1160
01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:04,140
And I think that was a choice, too.

1161
01:08:04,140 --> 01:08:07,140
I even like that he calls Chip's dad.

1162
01:08:07,140 --> 01:08:08,140
Yeah.

1163
01:08:08,140 --> 01:08:10,140
Eventually, yeah, because he's trying to figure everything out.

1164
01:08:10,140 --> 01:08:11,140
He's trying to figure...

1165
01:08:11,140 --> 01:08:12,140
He wants to know if it's real or not.

1166
01:08:12,140 --> 01:08:15,140
It's like, yeah, do you have a son named Chip?

1167
01:08:15,140 --> 01:08:16,140
Right.

1168
01:08:16,140 --> 01:08:17,140
Yes.

1169
01:08:17,140 --> 01:08:18,140
Does he work in a missile silo?

1170
01:08:18,140 --> 01:08:19,140
Hey, that's supposed to be classified.

1171
01:08:19,140 --> 01:08:20,140
Right.

1172
01:08:20,140 --> 01:08:23,140
You get the answer, but you get enough of an answer.

1173
01:08:23,140 --> 01:08:24,140
Enough, exactly.

1174
01:08:24,140 --> 01:08:29,140
So now Homeboy is in a...

1175
01:08:29,140 --> 01:08:35,140
He's in a predicament because one of the people there happens to be...

1176
01:08:35,140 --> 01:08:36,140
Just happens to be.

1177
01:08:36,140 --> 01:08:41,140
This is one of those things that writers can get away with in movies for whatever.

1178
01:08:41,140 --> 01:08:45,140
It's beyond even having first-hand knowledge and accessibility.

1179
01:08:45,140 --> 01:08:46,140
Yeah.

1180
01:08:46,140 --> 01:08:48,140
I dated this guy once.

1181
01:08:48,140 --> 01:08:49,140
Yes.

1182
01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:58,140
There happens to be a woman there with a very severe suit and haircut who has a briefcase.

1183
01:08:58,140 --> 01:09:00,140
And in this briefcase is a computer.

1184
01:09:00,140 --> 01:09:02,140
And she's a regular, by the way, because they know her.

1185
01:09:02,140 --> 01:09:03,140
Oh, yeah.

1186
01:09:03,140 --> 01:09:05,140
She's a regular in this greasy diner.

1187
01:09:05,140 --> 01:09:07,140
She's translating vague symbols and shit?

1188
01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:08,140
Did you pick up on that?

1189
01:09:08,140 --> 01:09:09,140
No, I didn't.

1190
01:09:09,140 --> 01:09:10,140
I think I...

1191
01:09:10,140 --> 01:09:13,140
So the dude, one of the workers goes, oh, hey, it's you again.

1192
01:09:13,140 --> 01:09:14,140
Regular, we assume.

1193
01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:15,140
Right.

1194
01:09:15,140 --> 01:09:18,140
And then just flips on a TV that just has all these vague symbols coming on that she

1195
01:09:18,140 --> 01:09:21,140
busts out a book and she's code breaking, it seems.

1196
01:09:21,140 --> 01:09:23,140
Almost on some spy shit.

1197
01:09:23,140 --> 01:09:25,140
She's like CIA or something.

1198
01:09:25,140 --> 01:09:26,140
You're supposed to infer.

1199
01:09:26,140 --> 01:09:27,140
I must have looked away for a second.

1200
01:09:27,140 --> 01:09:29,140
You're supposed to infer that she's CIA or FBI.

1201
01:09:29,140 --> 01:09:31,140
Yeah, she's like, she has her cell phone thing.

1202
01:09:31,140 --> 01:09:32,140
I watched this movie this morning.

1203
01:09:32,140 --> 01:09:33,140
Yeah.

1204
01:09:33,140 --> 01:09:34,140
Same here.

1205
01:09:34,140 --> 01:09:38,140
And I'm not going to lie, part of it I had playing while I was driving around doing errands.

1206
01:09:38,140 --> 01:09:40,140
So I didn't catch that.

1207
01:09:40,140 --> 01:09:41,140
There's some nuances.

1208
01:09:41,140 --> 01:09:42,140
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1209
01:09:42,140 --> 01:09:43,140
Anyway.

1210
01:09:43,140 --> 01:09:50,140
So I guess it would stand to reason that she would have that accessibility, but her justification

1211
01:09:50,140 --> 01:09:53,140
for it is, oh, I dated this guy once.

1212
01:09:53,140 --> 01:09:54,140
Yeah.

1213
01:09:54,140 --> 01:10:00,140
So she has friends because she dated a guy once who is totally the guy that knows all

1214
01:10:00,140 --> 01:10:02,140
the nuclear stuff.

1215
01:10:02,140 --> 01:10:04,140
And she's like, and all of his friends probably do too.

1216
01:10:04,140 --> 01:10:07,140
So she starts calling all of her friends.

1217
01:10:07,140 --> 01:10:11,140
She's like the sewing circle, like gossiping gal of a...

1218
01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:13,140
But what's crazy is the NSA.

1219
01:10:13,140 --> 01:10:16,140
What I love about it, though, she doesn't get anybody.

1220
01:10:16,140 --> 01:10:18,140
She's like, I've tried five people.

1221
01:10:18,140 --> 01:10:22,140
And out of that five people, four of them are on their way out of fucking America.

1222
01:10:22,140 --> 01:10:24,140
They're like fucking off.

1223
01:10:24,140 --> 01:10:26,140
So that's not good.

1224
01:10:26,140 --> 01:10:27,140
But see, and then...

1225
01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:29,140
Do you think this is happening?

1226
01:10:29,140 --> 01:10:30,140
Yeah.

1227
01:10:30,140 --> 01:10:33,140
So at that point, you should believe that nukes are coming.

1228
01:10:33,140 --> 01:10:36,140
But it's still just maybe.

1229
01:10:36,140 --> 01:10:37,140
You never know.

1230
01:10:37,140 --> 01:10:39,140
It's just one, it could be one soldier.

1231
01:10:39,140 --> 01:10:43,140
The difference between a nuclear attack and not a nuclear attack is a nuclear attack.

1232
01:10:43,140 --> 01:10:44,140
Right.

1233
01:10:44,140 --> 01:10:47,140
You'll find out one way or another.

1234
01:10:47,140 --> 01:10:52,140
So the cook is very prepared.

1235
01:10:52,140 --> 01:10:55,140
He is good friends with this nuclear lady.

1236
01:10:55,140 --> 01:10:57,140
They grab all the food.

1237
01:10:57,140 --> 01:10:59,140
He keeps screaming about that they need gasoline.

1238
01:10:59,140 --> 01:11:00,140
We need canned goods.

1239
01:11:00,140 --> 01:11:01,140
We need gasoline.

1240
01:11:01,140 --> 01:11:02,140
We need a lot of gasoline.

1241
01:11:02,140 --> 01:11:06,140
He just starts yelling at random people, you two go get us some gasoline.

1242
01:11:06,140 --> 01:11:07,140
And then he fucks off.

1243
01:11:07,140 --> 01:11:08,140
They're gone.

1244
01:11:08,140 --> 01:11:09,140
They...

1245
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:12,140
I call this the formation of the A-Team.

1246
01:11:12,140 --> 01:11:13,140
Like...

1247
01:11:13,140 --> 01:11:19,140
This whole thing, this whole scene from there on to the van, all of it, it's the formation of the A-Team.

1248
01:11:19,140 --> 01:11:20,140
It's their own version of an A-Team.

1249
01:11:20,140 --> 01:11:21,140
You're right.

1250
01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:25,140
This van, which is funny because they never come back into the story.

1251
01:11:25,140 --> 01:11:30,140
She's the one that gave him the privy information about the helicopter and the helipad.

1252
01:11:30,140 --> 01:11:31,140
I don't know what...

1253
01:11:31,140 --> 01:11:32,140
Yet she's not there.

1254
01:11:32,140 --> 01:11:33,140
Yeah, okay.

1255
01:11:33,140 --> 01:11:36,140
But somehow the fucking principal in some movie is...

1256
01:11:36,140 --> 01:11:38,140
So she...

1257
01:11:38,140 --> 01:11:39,140
I forget that guy's name, but...

1258
01:11:39,140 --> 01:11:40,140
She tells him...

1259
01:11:40,140 --> 01:11:41,140
She goes...

1260
01:11:41,140 --> 01:11:43,140
She gets this whole thing prepared.

1261
01:11:43,140 --> 01:11:45,140
She's like, I got us a helicopter.

1262
01:11:45,140 --> 01:11:47,140
It's at the top of a building.

1263
01:11:47,140 --> 01:11:48,140
I got us a pilot.

1264
01:11:48,140 --> 01:11:49,140
He's on the way.

1265
01:11:49,140 --> 01:11:51,140
We're good.

1266
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:53,140
We're going to head over there right now.

1267
01:11:53,140 --> 01:11:56,140
Well, but I don't know why they're bringing all these supplies with them.

1268
01:11:56,140 --> 01:11:59,140
And you still don't think this is a Nick Cage movie?

1269
01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:02,140
Again, why...

1270
01:12:02,140 --> 01:12:03,140
No Nick Cage.

1271
01:12:03,140 --> 01:12:04,140
I don't think I need to...

1272
01:12:04,140 --> 01:12:05,140
No Nick Cage.

1273
01:12:05,140 --> 01:12:07,140
I don't think I need to reiterate it.

1274
01:12:07,140 --> 01:12:11,140
I want to take your face off.

1275
01:12:11,140 --> 01:12:13,140
That's what I want to do, Mike.

1276
01:12:13,140 --> 01:12:20,140
So anyway, that van, they prepare for Armageddon, get a helicopter ready, drive off into the sunset.

1277
01:12:20,140 --> 01:12:22,140
We never see them again.

1278
01:12:22,140 --> 01:12:23,140
So now...

1279
01:12:23,140 --> 01:12:25,140
They kick you by the neck down.

1280
01:12:25,140 --> 01:12:32,140
Such a rush at that, that they're like, yo, the only way you're getting out of here is if I slow down on the fucking arm ramp.

1281
01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:33,140
Slow down on the curb.

1282
01:12:33,140 --> 01:12:34,140
Yeah.

1283
01:12:34,140 --> 01:12:38,140
He points a gun to the dude's head and he's like, fucking pull over.

1284
01:12:38,140 --> 01:12:43,140
The guy's like, jump out when I slow down on this off ramp.

1285
01:12:43,140 --> 01:12:45,140
So he does and he gets knocked out.

1286
01:12:45,140 --> 01:12:55,140
And then there's a really fun, just cool thing I'm sure the director just really wanted to do where the guys knocked unconscious for just a moment on the freeway off off ramp.

1287
01:12:55,140 --> 01:12:56,140
And you...

1288
01:12:56,140 --> 01:12:58,140
Uh-oh, headlights are coming.

1289
01:12:58,140 --> 01:12:59,140
Headlights are coming.

1290
01:12:59,140 --> 01:13:01,140
It's two motorcycles and they go around them.

1291
01:13:01,140 --> 01:13:02,140
What did you believe it?

1292
01:13:02,140 --> 01:13:03,140
Dope.

1293
01:13:03,140 --> 01:13:04,140
And then they hit him.

1294
01:13:04,140 --> 01:13:05,140
End of the movie.

1295
01:13:05,140 --> 01:13:06,140
End of the movie.

1296
01:13:06,140 --> 01:13:10,140
Because he would have died in that poor motorcycle and then a nuclear bomb just an hour later.

1297
01:13:10,140 --> 01:13:12,140
At any point in this movie you can say it.

1298
01:13:12,140 --> 01:13:15,140
Imagine how good he would have felt surviving a motorcycle accident.

1299
01:13:15,140 --> 01:13:16,140
Yeah, only...

1300
01:13:16,140 --> 01:13:17,140
Oh yeah.

1301
01:13:17,140 --> 01:13:20,140
He's like, I didn't die.

1302
01:13:20,140 --> 01:13:23,140
So is this where the group is nudity-wise?

1303
01:13:23,140 --> 01:13:24,140
There's no group.

1304
01:13:24,140 --> 01:13:26,140
No, there's like slight nudity.

1305
01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:27,140
No, there is too.

1306
01:13:27,140 --> 01:13:28,140
Are you talking about the gym?

1307
01:13:28,140 --> 01:13:29,140
Yeah.

1308
01:13:29,140 --> 01:13:30,140
The gym, yeah.

1309
01:13:30,140 --> 01:13:34,140
There was no reason for that scene at all.

1310
01:13:34,140 --> 01:13:39,140
I'll tell you what, normally I'm with you on I don't like fortuitous use nudity.

1311
01:13:39,140 --> 01:13:46,140
But in this situation, in this particular instance, I thought it added just a little pop.

1312
01:13:46,140 --> 01:13:50,140
It was like, it was so minuscule, so nothing.

1313
01:13:50,140 --> 01:13:52,140
Mostly because she wasn't hot.

1314
01:13:52,140 --> 01:13:53,140
No, she wasn't hot.

1315
01:13:53,140 --> 01:13:54,140
There was no reason for it.

1316
01:13:54,140 --> 01:13:57,140
No offense to the actress who played the naked woman in Miracle Mile.

1317
01:13:57,140 --> 01:13:58,140
We don't even know her.

1318
01:13:58,140 --> 01:13:59,140
Fit, but weird.

1319
01:13:59,140 --> 01:14:02,140
Yeah, you were fit, well, not fit, but weird.

1320
01:14:02,140 --> 01:14:04,140
Come on, everybody has different bodies, Jesse.

1321
01:14:04,140 --> 01:14:05,140
Don't shame her.

1322
01:14:05,140 --> 01:14:06,140
I'm not fit and weird.

1323
01:14:06,140 --> 01:14:07,140
I get it.

1324
01:14:07,140 --> 01:14:08,140
How do you know this much?

1325
01:14:08,140 --> 01:14:09,140
Did you pause this?

1326
01:14:09,140 --> 01:14:10,140
Because this was like...

1327
01:14:10,140 --> 01:14:11,140
I did, because I was like, what?

1328
01:14:11,140 --> 01:14:13,140
It's the most rewatched scene in Miracle Mile.

1329
01:14:13,140 --> 01:14:18,140
Oh, I 100% because I was like, because given the rest of what's going on in those scenes,

1330
01:14:18,140 --> 01:14:21,140
you're like, is that a, maybe that's a trans person?

1331
01:14:21,140 --> 01:14:22,140
You know what I mean?

1332
01:14:22,140 --> 01:14:23,140
Now I'm more really curious.

1333
01:14:23,140 --> 01:14:24,140
You know what I mean?

1334
01:14:24,140 --> 01:14:25,140
Like, is that...

1335
01:14:25,140 --> 01:14:27,140
I can see that, yeah, yeah.

1336
01:14:27,140 --> 01:14:31,140
So you didn't know what type of naked person was came up with?

1337
01:14:31,140 --> 01:14:32,140
Because it was so fast, right?

1338
01:14:32,140 --> 01:14:33,140
Right.

1339
01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:36,140
So I'm like, is this like a direction of this movie?

1340
01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:39,140
I didn't know if it was a man or a woman at first.

1341
01:14:39,140 --> 01:14:40,140
Right.

1342
01:14:40,140 --> 01:14:41,140
It was androgynous.

1343
01:14:41,140 --> 01:14:42,140
It was that fast.

1344
01:14:42,140 --> 01:14:43,140
So I...

1345
01:14:43,140 --> 01:14:44,140
Clock's hits, but you're like, oh, those can be big pecks.

1346
01:14:44,140 --> 01:14:45,140
Yeah.

1347
01:14:45,140 --> 01:14:46,140
You know what I mean?

1348
01:14:46,140 --> 01:14:47,140
I'll give you that.

1349
01:14:47,140 --> 01:14:48,140
Yeah.

1350
01:14:48,140 --> 01:14:49,140
So you do have to scan the nether regions to check it out.

1351
01:14:49,140 --> 01:14:51,140
I did not pause the movie.

1352
01:14:51,140 --> 01:14:54,140
Like with an animal, if you're getting a dog or something.

1353
01:14:54,140 --> 01:14:56,140
I just want to know what we're working with.

1354
01:14:56,140 --> 01:14:57,140
Yeah, exactly.

1355
01:14:57,140 --> 01:14:58,140
I thought too it was just how it grew to it.

1356
01:14:58,140 --> 01:15:00,140
Just there was no reason for it in the scene.

1357
01:15:00,140 --> 01:15:01,140
Yeah.

1358
01:15:01,140 --> 01:15:02,140
Again, again.

1359
01:15:02,140 --> 01:15:03,140
A little extra.

1360
01:15:03,140 --> 01:15:04,140
A little pop.

1361
01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:05,140
Just a little bit of...

1362
01:15:05,140 --> 01:15:06,140
I'm not even one that that usually bothers me, but this man was so...

1363
01:15:06,140 --> 01:15:08,140
That kissing noise was me, by the way.

1364
01:15:08,140 --> 01:15:09,140
I do that.

1365
01:15:09,140 --> 01:15:10,140
No, I want that to be very clear.

1366
01:15:10,140 --> 01:15:12,140
Why I make kissing noises.

1367
01:15:12,140 --> 01:15:16,140
And you have the power to edit, so please, for the love of God, you better keep in my

1368
01:15:16,140 --> 01:15:17,140
defense.

1369
01:15:17,140 --> 01:15:18,140
The point to that was just...

1370
01:15:18,140 --> 01:15:21,140
Yeah, I'm going to keep in your defense of you doing a thing.

1371
01:15:21,140 --> 01:15:22,140
That's very strange to defend.

1372
01:15:22,140 --> 01:15:23,140
I don't know.

1373
01:15:23,140 --> 01:15:24,140
It's fucked up.

1374
01:15:24,140 --> 01:15:29,140
The point to that was just that it was so gratuitous and so took me out of the movie,

1375
01:15:29,140 --> 01:15:30,140
actually.

1376
01:15:30,140 --> 01:15:31,140
Obviously, you paused the movie.

1377
01:15:31,140 --> 01:15:32,140
It didn't take me out.

1378
01:15:32,140 --> 01:15:33,140
It was very tense.

1379
01:15:33,140 --> 01:15:34,140
And everything that's happening is tense.

1380
01:15:34,140 --> 01:15:35,140
And then here's tense for no reason.

1381
01:15:35,140 --> 01:15:36,140
You know what, though?

1382
01:15:36,140 --> 01:15:37,140
I think...

1383
01:15:37,140 --> 01:15:39,140
You think it was a break on purpose?

1384
01:15:39,140 --> 01:15:41,140
No, because, okay, by this point...

1385
01:15:41,140 --> 01:15:42,140
It took me out of it.

1386
01:15:42,140 --> 01:15:43,140
I was like, what the hell?

1387
01:15:43,140 --> 01:15:45,140
The director's ramping up the tension.

1388
01:15:45,140 --> 01:15:46,140
Right.

1389
01:15:46,140 --> 01:15:53,140
Starting with romantic comedy, which literally amicute leads into slight tension of parents

1390
01:15:53,140 --> 01:15:57,140
not speaking for 15 years, which leads into the tension of oversleeping for a date, which

1391
01:15:57,140 --> 01:16:01,140
is a lot more severe than that, which leads to getting there and finding out a fucking

1392
01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:02,140
nuke is on the way.

1393
01:16:02,140 --> 01:16:03,140
Tension ramps up.

1394
01:16:03,140 --> 01:16:04,140
Then...

1395
01:16:04,140 --> 01:16:06,140
You're the only person that knows that.

1396
01:16:06,140 --> 01:16:07,140
But he is.

1397
01:16:07,140 --> 01:16:10,140
What I'm saying is we're all seeing it from his movie.

1398
01:16:10,140 --> 01:16:11,140
That's what I'm seeing.

1399
01:16:11,140 --> 01:16:13,140
This movie's ramping up, up, up, up, up.

1400
01:16:13,140 --> 01:16:14,140
So when we get to that...

1401
01:16:14,140 --> 01:16:21,140
But when we get to that gym scene, I think what's more tense for that person, that woman

1402
01:16:21,140 --> 01:16:25,140
who came out of the change room because she heard a commotion, was so freaked out, she

1403
01:16:25,140 --> 01:16:26,140
popped out and was like...

1404
01:16:26,140 --> 01:16:27,140
She was scared, right?

1405
01:16:27,140 --> 01:16:30,140
You're saying moving the tension off of him onto her?

1406
01:16:30,140 --> 01:16:31,140
No.

1407
01:16:31,140 --> 01:16:32,140
Offloading the tension?

1408
01:16:32,140 --> 01:16:36,140
I think that it's the overall tension around him.

1409
01:16:36,140 --> 01:16:41,140
It's like to build tension, you're going to see people freaking out around him that maybe...

1410
01:16:41,140 --> 01:16:43,140
Because he's warning through with a gun in his hand, by the way.

1411
01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:47,140
Yeah, it's also building tension in that much like the sky is falling.

1412
01:16:47,140 --> 01:16:51,140
He's either getting people to freak out or not and people are just looking at him like

1413
01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:52,140
a madman.

1414
01:16:52,140 --> 01:16:53,140
He's like, no, I'm the truth-teller.

1415
01:16:53,140 --> 01:16:56,140
So think about Chicken Little for a moment.

1416
01:16:56,140 --> 01:17:00,140
Even in that cartoon movie, could you imagine at one point Chicken Little screaming running

1417
01:17:00,140 --> 01:17:04,140
down the street and then one of the chickens opens up, she has a towel around her, she

1418
01:17:04,140 --> 01:17:06,140
just got out of the shower, right?

1419
01:17:06,140 --> 01:17:09,140
I think it's the same kind of vibe where he's going through this gym.

1420
01:17:09,140 --> 01:17:15,140
You get the reality of in a freaked out, tense situation where people are kind of like, whatever,

1421
01:17:15,140 --> 01:17:17,140
you would have a new person coming out.

1422
01:17:17,140 --> 01:17:21,140
Anyway, I didn't intend to spend so much time, but of course it's the Fried Rice Podcast

1423
01:17:21,140 --> 01:17:26,140
and for some weird reason we do tend to talk about the nudity quite a bit.

1424
01:17:26,140 --> 01:17:29,140
Well, just whether it should be or shouldn't be used.

1425
01:17:29,140 --> 01:17:32,140
So in this situation, it's a half and half.

1426
01:17:32,140 --> 01:17:36,140
Well, kind of, but the whole thing for me, everything was deserted up to this point in this movie, too.

1427
01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:38,140
This was like a deserted L.A. It was very weird.

1428
01:17:38,140 --> 01:17:40,140
Yeah, there was a point in the part...

1429
01:17:40,140 --> 01:17:42,140
L.A. was deserted, but then all these people were working out.

1430
01:17:42,140 --> 01:17:48,140
There was a point from the moment that he rolls out of the back of that like food truck or whatever.

1431
01:17:48,140 --> 01:17:49,140
Yeah.

1432
01:17:49,140 --> 01:17:53,140
Getting to all the points that he gets to, it felt, you know how like, you know those old school

1433
01:17:53,140 --> 01:17:56,140
like LucasArts like point and click adventures?

1434
01:17:56,140 --> 01:17:59,140
Everything was so drawn out and fucking weird.

1435
01:17:59,140 --> 01:18:04,140
And this is kind of where I was getting up in the beginning where it's like, I guess, yeah,

1436
01:18:04,140 --> 01:18:09,140
but like where logical edits weren't there in that way because everything was so drawn out

1437
01:18:09,140 --> 01:18:13,140
that it felt like you're just kind of panicking trying to beat the game.

1438
01:18:13,140 --> 01:18:16,140
And you're just like, you're just asking everybody a fucking question over and over again.

1439
01:18:16,140 --> 01:18:19,140
It's kind of strange and speaks to the tension of this movie.

1440
01:18:19,140 --> 01:18:21,140
We're saying it's long and drawn out.

1441
01:18:21,140 --> 01:18:24,140
You've said that several times, drawn out, drawn out, drawn out.

1442
01:18:24,140 --> 01:18:26,140
This movie's only an hour and a half from beginning to end.

1443
01:18:26,140 --> 01:18:30,140
And actually of that, only an hour of it is even tense.

1444
01:18:30,140 --> 01:18:32,140
The first half of 20 minutes is not anything.

1445
01:18:32,140 --> 01:18:37,140
So this all, we're saying it feels drawn out, but yet it all takes place in an hour of real time.

1446
01:18:37,140 --> 01:18:39,140
I don't think it feels drawn out.

1447
01:18:39,140 --> 01:18:42,140
And also to your point about LucasArts is I do see your point.

1448
01:18:42,140 --> 01:18:47,140
If he was the main character in LucasArts game, he's basically going up to all the different NPCs.

1449
01:18:47,140 --> 01:18:48,140
At one point.

1450
01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:49,140
Trying to find the quest item.

1451
01:18:49,140 --> 01:18:50,140
Literally, you're right.

1452
01:18:50,140 --> 01:18:55,140
In that gym scene, he's just running up to random people because it's the only place that had people.

1453
01:18:55,140 --> 01:18:56,140
So I know.

1454
01:18:56,140 --> 01:18:59,140
OK, so it's 4 a.m. at this point, 4, 2 to 5, right?

1455
01:18:59,140 --> 01:19:00,140
Right.

1456
01:19:00,140 --> 01:19:04,140
That's gym time for people who live in L.A. because people who live in L.A. start working.

1457
01:19:04,140 --> 01:19:07,140
You were saying it was weird that they should already been busy streets and stuff.

1458
01:19:07,140 --> 01:19:08,140
That's what I'm saying.

1459
01:19:08,140 --> 01:19:09,140
Well, they were all kind of ignoring him, too.

1460
01:19:09,140 --> 01:19:11,140
The streets were deserted.

1461
01:19:11,140 --> 01:19:14,140
Yeah, but the streets are deserted about 4 o'clock in the morning in L.A.

1462
01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:16,140
No, but they still were at 4.50.

1463
01:19:16,140 --> 01:19:19,140
And I know they're pretty busy at 4.50 a.m. in L.A.

1464
01:19:19,140 --> 01:19:20,140
No, no.

1465
01:19:20,140 --> 01:19:21,140
But maybe not in 1988.

1466
01:19:21,140 --> 01:19:23,140
No, because people still work nine to five jobs.

1467
01:19:23,140 --> 01:19:32,140
The traffic from 6 to fucking 9 o'clock to noon in L.A. is horrendous.

1468
01:19:32,140 --> 01:19:35,140
And you wouldn't be able to go anywhere without seeing a bunch of cars, right?

1469
01:19:35,140 --> 01:19:36,140
Right.

1470
01:19:36,140 --> 01:19:40,140
But I've been in L.A. leaving somewhere at like four or five in the morning.

1471
01:19:40,140 --> 01:19:44,140
And when you're just out there, I mean, I know what you're saying.

1472
01:19:44,140 --> 01:19:46,140
It wouldn't be deserted, deserted.

1473
01:19:46,140 --> 01:19:51,140
This was one of those situations where they were probably just waiting for people to like not be around to film their scene.

1474
01:19:51,140 --> 01:19:52,140
Right.

1475
01:19:52,140 --> 01:19:54,140
And they probably closed off real streets or whatever they did, wherever they filmed.

1476
01:19:54,140 --> 01:19:55,140
In the middle of the night, right.

1477
01:19:55,140 --> 01:19:57,140
Even if this was this L.A.?

1478
01:19:57,140 --> 01:19:58,140
Yes, it was L.A.

1479
01:19:58,140 --> 01:19:59,140
It was after.

1480
01:19:59,140 --> 01:20:00,140
All right. Yeah, yeah.

1481
01:20:00,140 --> 01:20:01,140
Oh, yeah.

1482
01:20:01,140 --> 01:20:02,140
The Orange County.

1483
01:20:02,140 --> 01:20:03,140
Yeah, the Tar Pits.

1484
01:20:03,140 --> 01:20:04,140
Yeah, the Tar Pits.

1485
01:20:04,140 --> 01:20:06,140
Yeah, I'm fucking I'm the only one I've had like three.

1486
01:20:06,140 --> 01:20:09,140
You're also the only one here from L.A., aren't you?

1487
01:20:09,140 --> 01:20:10,140
Well, yeah.

1488
01:20:10,140 --> 01:20:11,140
Near the area.

1489
01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:12,140
Right.

1490
01:20:12,140 --> 01:20:14,140
So now he's yeah.

1491
01:20:14,140 --> 01:20:20,140
But like an MP, like a like a fucking LucasArts character, he's running down in this gym going, can you fly a fucking helicopter?

1492
01:20:20,140 --> 01:20:21,140
Can you fly a helicopter?

1493
01:20:21,140 --> 01:20:22,140
Can you fly a helicopter?

1494
01:20:22,140 --> 01:20:23,140
Can you fly a helicopter?

1495
01:20:23,140 --> 01:20:24,140
Can you fly a helicopter?

1496
01:20:24,140 --> 01:20:26,140
Reach into inventory, grab gun, shoot an arrow.

1497
01:20:26,140 --> 01:20:27,140
Can you fly a helicopter?

1498
01:20:27,140 --> 01:20:28,140
Can you?

1499
01:20:28,140 --> 01:20:29,140
Oh, you can?

1500
01:20:29,140 --> 01:20:30,140
Great.

1501
01:20:30,140 --> 01:20:31,140
Can I take my boyfriend?

1502
01:20:31,140 --> 01:20:32,140
Excellent.

1503
01:20:32,140 --> 01:20:33,140
Let's get Finley veiled.

1504
01:20:33,140 --> 01:20:34,140
Can I get Leslie?

1505
01:20:34,140 --> 01:20:35,140
Yeah.

1506
01:20:35,140 --> 01:20:36,140
And then, yeah.

1507
01:20:36,140 --> 01:20:37,140
Big reveal.

1508
01:20:37,140 --> 01:20:38,140
Yeah.

1509
01:20:38,140 --> 01:20:39,140
This dude.

1510
01:20:39,140 --> 01:20:40,140
Yeah.

1511
01:20:40,140 --> 01:20:41,140
So that.

1512
01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:44,140
But OK, I see that's one of those choices by the director, I think, where it's like cool

1513
01:20:44,140 --> 01:20:48,140
because he in the 80s, these were bold choices in the 80s.

1514
01:20:48,140 --> 01:20:53,140
You wouldn't like it's who framed gay characters in positive lights and what isn't positive

1515
01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:57,140
about already the most masculine person on on the screen.

1516
01:20:57,140 --> 01:20:58,140
Very cool.

1517
01:20:58,140 --> 01:20:59,140
Calm demeanor.

1518
01:20:59,140 --> 01:21:00,140
I mean, he's a proper pilot.

1519
01:21:00,140 --> 01:21:02,140
His fucking answer to can can you fly a helicopter?

1520
01:21:02,140 --> 01:21:03,140
Yeah, I can do Huey's.

1521
01:21:03,140 --> 01:21:05,140
I can do whatever I can do this.

1522
01:21:05,140 --> 01:21:07,140
I'm a little choppy on combat.

1523
01:21:07,140 --> 01:21:09,140
And it's like, I think we'll be OK.

1524
01:21:09,140 --> 01:21:10,140
Thanks, dude.

1525
01:21:10,140 --> 01:21:11,140
You don't need to worry about it.

1526
01:21:11,140 --> 01:21:12,140
So then so then they're leaving.

1527
01:21:12,140 --> 01:21:14,140
And he goes, can I get I need to get Leslie?

1528
01:21:14,140 --> 01:21:15,140
Oh, yeah.

1529
01:21:15,140 --> 01:21:16,140
Go for it.

1530
01:21:16,140 --> 01:21:17,140
Yeah.

1531
01:21:17,140 --> 01:21:18,140
And then he comes back with a guy.

1532
01:21:18,140 --> 01:21:19,140
Oh, she'd be great with Julie.

1533
01:21:19,140 --> 01:21:20,140
You know, sure.

1534
01:21:20,140 --> 01:21:21,140
Yeah.

1535
01:21:21,140 --> 01:21:24,140
Then he comes back with a guy and he goes, is any problems?

1536
01:21:24,140 --> 01:21:26,140
And I think here's the one thing.

1537
01:21:26,140 --> 01:21:32,140
I'm not going to say yes, here's the one thing, though, the main character guy should have just immediately said, like, oh, no problem.

1538
01:21:32,140 --> 01:21:33,140
Let's go.

1539
01:21:33,140 --> 01:21:37,140
But he did take the slightest second because it is 1980s prejudice.

1540
01:21:37,140 --> 01:21:40,140
I mean, just like he probably did the math in his head.

1541
01:21:40,140 --> 01:21:41,140
Hmm.

1542
01:21:41,140 --> 01:21:42,140
You know what?

1543
01:21:42,140 --> 01:21:45,140
If I homophobe right now, I do not get in helicopter.

1544
01:21:45,140 --> 01:21:46,140
Yeah.

1545
01:21:46,140 --> 01:21:50,140
So sometimes if you're listening out there and you're a big it will stop listening.

1546
01:21:50,140 --> 01:21:51,140
I don't need you.

1547
01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:54,140
But if you are listening out there, you're big and I can't get rid of you.

1548
01:21:54,140 --> 01:21:55,140
You bastard.

1549
01:21:55,140 --> 01:22:02,140
You know, sometimes it just pays to be not a fucking homophobe or not a fucking racist just to it'll get you save your own.

1550
01:22:02,140 --> 01:22:03,140
Exactly.

1551
01:22:03,140 --> 01:22:07,140
So be selfish and not a homophobe or whatever.

1552
01:22:07,140 --> 01:22:11,140
You know, that works as a public service service.

1553
01:22:11,140 --> 01:22:12,140
Yeah.

1554
01:22:12,140 --> 01:22:13,140
OK.

1555
01:22:13,140 --> 01:22:17,140
So anyway, he we sort of skipped.

1556
01:22:17,140 --> 01:22:21,140
Oh, we skipped probably the most.

1557
01:22:21,140 --> 01:22:22,140
The most disjointed.

1558
01:22:22,140 --> 01:22:26,140
It's a little disjointed, so we're popping around places, guys, but the movie does anyway, too.

1559
01:22:26,140 --> 01:22:30,140
You can't at some point he goes to a gas station.

1560
01:22:30,140 --> 01:22:31,140
Oh, yes.

1561
01:22:31,140 --> 01:22:36,140
And at this gas station, oh, yeah, he meets Bubba from Forrest Gump.

1562
01:22:36,140 --> 01:22:37,140
He becomes a cop.

1563
01:22:37,140 --> 01:22:38,140
Right.

1564
01:22:38,140 --> 01:22:40,140
Well, he doesn't necessarily become one.

1565
01:22:40,140 --> 01:22:43,140
I think Bubba from from Forrest Gump becomes a cop killer.

1566
01:22:43,140 --> 01:22:46,140
I don't think even Bubba from I mean, technically, neither one.

1567
01:22:46,140 --> 01:22:50,140
His justification, they didn't have it was incompetence on the cops part.

1568
01:22:50,140 --> 01:22:51,140
For sure.

1569
01:22:51,140 --> 01:22:53,140
It was everyone's everyone's a little bit of fault here.

1570
01:22:53,140 --> 01:22:56,140
Really, really getting into it.

1571
01:22:56,140 --> 01:23:01,140
It's it's the it's the main character's fault because he went up to a no.

1572
01:23:01,140 --> 01:23:04,140
He found so he found a oh, no, he stops.

1573
01:23:04,140 --> 01:23:05,140
OK, that's what it is.

1574
01:23:05,140 --> 01:23:08,140
He stops Bubba driving like Bubba's drive out of the back.

1575
01:23:08,140 --> 01:23:09,140
He he goes.

1576
01:23:09,140 --> 01:23:10,140
He steals.

1577
01:23:10,140 --> 01:23:12,140
What do I do in the middle of the back?

1578
01:23:12,140 --> 01:23:14,140
The bad guy earlier, because I don't know why.

1579
01:23:14,140 --> 01:23:17,140
When you said he was a thief, he's not really the thief.

1580
01:23:17,140 --> 01:23:21,140
He 100 percent when he pulls him over, he points the gun at him and the guy.

1581
01:23:21,140 --> 01:23:23,140
Bubba's just selling speakers.

1582
01:23:23,140 --> 01:23:25,140
But where do you think he got the speakers, Mike?

1583
01:23:25,140 --> 01:23:29,140
From his friend down the street who got him speakers for cheap.

1584
01:23:29,140 --> 01:23:30,140
Mike, you never met Bubba.

1585
01:23:30,140 --> 01:23:33,140
Mike, when he sees the cops later.

1586
01:23:33,140 --> 01:23:35,140
Oh, shit, I'm doing five years.

1587
01:23:35,140 --> 01:23:37,140
He goes, I got I'm going to get I'm going to get time.

1588
01:23:37,140 --> 01:23:38,140
But you still don't know the guy.

1589
01:23:38,140 --> 01:23:42,140
The guy goes, I'm going to get another guy, the owner of the gas station.

1590
01:23:42,140 --> 01:23:45,140
Yeah. So he pulls over Bubba.

1591
01:23:45,140 --> 01:23:46,140
He had another name.

1592
01:23:46,140 --> 01:23:49,140
His name wasn't Bubba in this, but that's how you recognize him.

1593
01:23:49,140 --> 01:23:51,140
Bubba from Forrest Gump.

1594
01:23:51,140 --> 01:23:55,140
He and he's he's much thinner like this.

1595
01:23:55,140 --> 01:23:59,140
Yeah, well, you can tell it's a it's a good five or six years or whatever earlier.

1596
01:23:59,140 --> 01:24:01,140
So pulls him over.

1597
01:24:01,140 --> 01:24:03,140
They go to the gas station.

1598
01:24:03,140 --> 01:24:07,140
They but one just for taxicabs, which I didn't know was a fucking thing.

1599
01:24:07,140 --> 01:24:08,140
That's weird.

1600
01:24:08,140 --> 01:24:10,140
Taxi cab only.

1601
01:24:10,140 --> 01:24:11,140
I wasn't aware of that.

1602
01:24:11,140 --> 01:24:12,140
I didn't even pick up on that.

1603
01:24:12,140 --> 01:24:13,140
So I said, get gas.

1604
01:24:13,140 --> 01:24:14,140
He's like, pull over here.

1605
01:24:14,140 --> 01:24:15,140
Hey, man, that's just for taxis.

1606
01:24:15,140 --> 01:24:17,140
It's like, well, just pull over.

1607
01:24:17,140 --> 01:24:21,140
And he he gives the guy 20 bucks, tells him to go get fuel.

1608
01:24:21,140 --> 01:24:22,140
He goes up to the window.

1609
01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:29,140
You get like, you know, probably ex-Vietnam Army guy, gas guy who's got a fucking sawed

1610
01:24:29,140 --> 01:24:30,140
off shotgun in the back.

1611
01:24:30,140 --> 01:24:32,140
He comes out.

1612
01:24:32,140 --> 01:24:36,140
They're all kind of standing there and sort of a Mexican standoff type situation.

1613
01:24:36,140 --> 01:24:37,140
Oh, OK.

1614
01:24:37,140 --> 01:24:44,140
And they basically see I get so distracted when people walk away.

1615
01:24:44,140 --> 01:24:45,140
There's nothing I can do.

1616
01:24:45,140 --> 01:24:47,140
Let's talk more shit about Jesse.

1617
01:24:47,140 --> 01:24:48,140
About you.

1618
01:24:48,140 --> 01:24:49,140
You know what?

1619
01:24:49,140 --> 01:24:50,140
I like his hair, too.

1620
01:24:50,140 --> 01:24:51,140
We're just going to be honest.

1621
01:24:51,140 --> 01:24:52,140
He's good.

1622
01:24:52,140 --> 01:24:53,140
The way he comes it.

1623
01:24:53,140 --> 01:24:54,140
I wish I could pull that off.

1624
01:24:54,140 --> 01:24:55,140
And you know what?

1625
01:24:55,140 --> 01:24:56,140
You pull off.

1626
01:24:56,140 --> 01:24:57,140
Yeah.

1627
01:24:57,140 --> 01:24:58,140
The clothes.

1628
01:24:58,140 --> 01:24:59,140
His movie reviews are pretty good.

1629
01:24:59,140 --> 01:25:00,140
Yeah, he's pretty good.

1630
01:25:00,140 --> 01:25:01,140
He gets like he actually pays attention.

1631
01:25:01,140 --> 01:25:02,140
He does pay attention.

1632
01:25:02,140 --> 01:25:07,140
Unlike some of our reviewers who don't pay attention or maybe are driving while they're

1633
01:25:07,140 --> 01:25:08,140
watching.

1634
01:25:08,140 --> 01:25:09,140
Be quiet.

1635
01:25:09,140 --> 01:25:12,140
Everyone's around us, you know, because it's no one ever leaves my apartment.

1636
01:25:12,140 --> 01:25:16,140
No, I'm talking about those people who drive while they watch the movie.

1637
01:25:16,140 --> 01:25:17,140
Oh, shit.

1638
01:25:17,140 --> 01:25:18,140
And they're errands while they watch the movie.

1639
01:25:18,140 --> 01:25:19,140
Well, I don't.

1640
01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:20,140
I'm talking about you, Andrew.

1641
01:25:20,140 --> 01:25:21,140
I don't watch the movie while I drive.

1642
01:25:21,140 --> 01:25:22,140
I put it on upside down.

1643
01:25:22,140 --> 01:25:23,140
I turn the screen off.

1644
01:25:23,140 --> 01:25:24,140
I do everything I can to not be distracted.

1645
01:25:24,140 --> 01:25:25,140
I just listen to the audio.

1646
01:25:25,140 --> 01:25:26,140
No, this isn't getting played for the cops.

1647
01:25:26,140 --> 01:25:27,140
I just want to know why you miss parts of the movies because you were driving.

1648
01:25:27,140 --> 01:25:28,140
Hopefully you weren't paying attention to this road as much, which is why you would

1649
01:25:28,140 --> 01:25:29,140
miss parts.

1650
01:25:29,140 --> 01:25:30,140
Which is good.

1651
01:25:30,140 --> 01:25:31,140
Red lights is screen time.

1652
01:25:31,140 --> 01:25:32,140
OK.

1653
01:25:32,140 --> 01:25:33,140
You turn the screen off.

1654
01:25:33,140 --> 01:25:34,140
I'm going to turn the lights off.

1655
01:25:34,140 --> 01:25:35,140
I'm going to turn the lights off.

1656
01:25:35,140 --> 01:25:36,140
I'm going to turn the lights off.

1657
01:25:36,140 --> 01:25:43,140
I'm going to turn the lights off.

1658
01:25:43,140 --> 01:25:48,140
What are we fucking doing right now?

1659
01:25:48,140 --> 01:25:49,140
We're killing time.

1660
01:25:49,140 --> 01:25:51,140
He's got a good voice.

1661
01:25:51,140 --> 01:25:52,140
Works on podcasts.

1662
01:25:52,140 --> 01:25:56,140
Anyway, and now we finish our talking shit on Jesse Portman.

1663
01:25:56,140 --> 01:25:58,140
And that's all about talking shit about Jesse Portman.

1664
01:25:58,140 --> 01:26:00,140
Move on to the next part.

1665
01:26:00,140 --> 01:26:01,140
So where were we?

1666
01:26:01,140 --> 01:26:03,140
Gas station guy.

1667
01:26:03,140 --> 01:26:06,140
So the cops ran in the pool.

1668
01:26:06,140 --> 01:26:12,140
So we got a Mexican standoff of like Vietnam guys got the gun pointed at the Bubba Gump.

1669
01:26:12,140 --> 01:26:14,140
Whoa, Latin American standoff?

1670
01:26:14,140 --> 01:26:18,140
No, I think it's specifically a Mexican standoff for history reasons.

1671
01:26:18,140 --> 01:26:20,140
That's the historical term.

1672
01:26:20,140 --> 01:26:23,140
Jesse, don't try to cancel us.

1673
01:26:23,140 --> 01:26:24,140
The alamo.

1674
01:26:24,140 --> 01:26:26,140
We're going to get that done ourselves.

1675
01:26:26,140 --> 01:26:29,140
Sorry, I thought we were on the don't be a bigot train.

1676
01:26:29,140 --> 01:26:30,140
We are.

1677
01:26:30,140 --> 01:26:31,140
We are.

1678
01:26:31,140 --> 01:26:32,140
Oh.

1679
01:26:32,140 --> 01:26:34,140
See, but I think you're making it.

1680
01:26:34,140 --> 01:26:38,140
But by calling attention to it, I think you actually make it worse.

1681
01:26:38,140 --> 01:26:40,140
We went through this before.

1682
01:26:40,140 --> 01:26:43,140
Attention to it is the worst part.

1683
01:26:43,140 --> 01:26:44,140
Yes, I agree.

1684
01:26:44,140 --> 01:26:46,140
I think it's a fine line, some thin ice.

1685
01:26:46,140 --> 01:26:47,140
You're a fine line.

1686
01:26:47,140 --> 01:26:50,140
I say we just they're at the gas station.

1687
01:26:50,140 --> 01:26:52,140
And you have the Mexican standoff.

1688
01:26:52,140 --> 01:26:59,140
Okay, well, now I'm not going to say there's a standoff of unspecific national origin.

1689
01:26:59,140 --> 01:27:02,140
Just some sort of standoff.

1690
01:27:02,140 --> 01:27:04,140
Hell, I don't want to be ableist.

1691
01:27:04,140 --> 01:27:05,140
It's just an off.

1692
01:27:05,140 --> 01:27:07,140
It's just an off.

1693
01:27:07,140 --> 01:27:10,140
It would never happen in a spaghetti western of any type.

1694
01:27:10,140 --> 01:27:11,140
Oh, wait, spaghetti western.

1695
01:27:11,140 --> 01:27:12,140
Is that offensive?

1696
01:27:12,140 --> 01:27:14,140
Yep, it's offensive to people who like linguini.

1697
01:27:14,140 --> 01:27:16,140
Let's just fucking I don't know.

1698
01:27:16,140 --> 01:27:18,140
But they're having an off.

1699
01:27:18,140 --> 01:27:23,140
And I don't fuck.

1700
01:27:23,140 --> 01:27:24,140
I lost it.

1701
01:27:24,140 --> 01:27:39,140
So anyway, what what Bubba Gump decides to do as they're arresting the Vietnam guy for having a shotgun is he takes the gas out and he fucking sprays the cop with it and he sprays both the cars.

1702
01:27:39,140 --> 01:27:40,140
You got to get the fuck away.

1703
01:27:40,140 --> 01:27:41,140
I get it.

1704
01:27:41,140 --> 01:27:45,140
Yeah, he's douses them with gasoline and then he fucks off.

1705
01:27:45,140 --> 01:27:46,140
Right.

1706
01:27:46,140 --> 01:27:49,140
OK, now that's one way to get away from the cops.

1707
01:27:49,140 --> 01:27:54,140
I'm a cop and I got sprayed with gasoline. I'd be like, well, shit, I certainly can't shoot my gun anymore.

1708
01:27:54,140 --> 01:27:56,140
Let me put this back in my in my holster.

1709
01:27:56,140 --> 01:27:57,140
I'm going to chase this guy down.

1710
01:27:57,140 --> 01:27:58,140
Maybe a baton.

1711
01:27:58,140 --> 01:28:00,140
Exactly.

1712
01:28:00,140 --> 01:28:04,140
So she shoots her gun off in the air immediately to get attention to get it.

1713
01:28:04,140 --> 01:28:05,140
Hey, stop it.

1714
01:28:05,140 --> 01:28:11,140
It's spraying gas on me and my partner and then engulfs herself in fire.

1715
01:28:11,140 --> 01:28:19,140
Her partner, another smart one, runs over, he's like, let me help you.

1716
01:28:19,140 --> 01:28:20,140
He's also covered in gas.

1717
01:28:20,140 --> 01:28:22,140
And he gets covered in fire.

1718
01:28:22,140 --> 01:28:24,140
And now Bubba Gump's a cop killer.

1719
01:28:24,140 --> 01:28:32,140
He's killed two cops all because some nukes may or may not be coming, according to a pay phone call.

1720
01:28:32,140 --> 01:28:36,140
And by association, our hero is also a cop killer.

1721
01:28:36,140 --> 01:28:37,140
Well, he was there.

1722
01:28:37,140 --> 01:28:38,140
Yeah.

1723
01:28:38,140 --> 01:28:41,140
To the cops when they're later yelling for him, he's cop killer.

1724
01:28:41,140 --> 01:28:48,140
Our hero directly caused two cops to die by all of his actions.

1725
01:28:48,140 --> 01:28:49,140
You know what?

1726
01:28:49,140 --> 01:28:52,140
Ship caused two fucking cops to die.

1727
01:28:52,140 --> 01:28:54,140
It's actually Ship who couldn't keep his mouth shut.

1728
01:28:54,140 --> 01:28:55,140
You know what?

1729
01:28:55,140 --> 01:28:57,140
Julie caused two cops to die.

1730
01:28:57,140 --> 01:29:00,140
Because she couldn't be understanding and wait three more hours for the guy.

1731
01:29:00,140 --> 01:29:01,140
Motherfucker.

1732
01:29:01,140 --> 01:29:02,140
You know?

1733
01:29:02,140 --> 01:29:06,140
If she had been there, if Julie had been there, then he would have never had to answer the phone.

1734
01:29:06,140 --> 01:29:07,140
That's right.

1735
01:29:07,140 --> 01:29:11,140
They would have walked off and died one hour later.

1736
01:29:11,140 --> 01:29:12,140
Who would have answered the phone?

1737
01:29:12,140 --> 01:29:13,140
Plaguration.

1738
01:29:13,140 --> 01:29:16,140
It would have been the crazy guy, the schizo dude.

1739
01:29:16,140 --> 01:29:18,140
The schizo dude no one would have believed.

1740
01:29:18,140 --> 01:29:19,140
Oh my God.

1741
01:29:19,140 --> 01:29:20,140
It's at the top of the tower.

1742
01:29:20,140 --> 01:29:22,140
And then an hour later they'd all explode.

1743
01:29:22,140 --> 01:29:25,140
I immediately thought that Sponge was his name, as I think I figured out.

1744
01:29:25,140 --> 01:29:30,140
I thought maybe he was like the son of, or like the dad of Chip maybe.

1745
01:29:30,140 --> 01:29:31,140
Oh yeah, it was.

1746
01:29:31,140 --> 01:29:34,140
Until you realized that it was not going to be because of the orange thing.

1747
01:29:34,140 --> 01:29:42,140
So now we've got Cop Killer and oh, so they fuck off.

1748
01:29:42,140 --> 01:29:44,140
Do they fuck off together or do they split off?

1749
01:29:44,140 --> 01:29:46,140
Yeah, they fuck off together because you go get his sister.

1750
01:29:46,140 --> 01:29:47,140
They jump in the cop car and they take off.

1751
01:29:47,140 --> 01:29:48,140
They took the cop car, right.

1752
01:29:48,140 --> 01:29:49,140
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1753
01:29:49,140 --> 01:29:51,140
So they take the cop car and they fuck off.

1754
01:29:51,140 --> 01:29:54,140
This must have been during your Postmates run.

1755
01:29:54,140 --> 01:29:55,140
I remember.

1756
01:29:55,140 --> 01:30:02,140
So they do that and then what happened?

1757
01:30:02,140 --> 01:30:07,140
They jump in the cop car and they go, we have to go get my sister.

1758
01:30:07,140 --> 01:30:08,140
He has to go get his sister.

1759
01:30:08,140 --> 01:30:10,140
You don't got time for your sister, right?

1760
01:30:10,140 --> 01:30:12,140
And then he steals the cop car from him, right?

1761
01:30:12,140 --> 01:30:14,140
Yeah, he goes to Julie's place.

1762
01:30:14,140 --> 01:30:15,140
He says honk in four minutes.

1763
01:30:15,140 --> 01:30:16,140
Yeah.

1764
01:30:16,140 --> 01:30:17,140
And then he fucks off.

1765
01:30:17,140 --> 01:30:18,140
Yeah.

1766
01:30:18,140 --> 01:30:20,140
And then he picks up a comatose valium lady.

1767
01:30:20,140 --> 01:30:21,140
Yeah.

1768
01:30:21,140 --> 01:30:22,140
Yeah.

1769
01:30:22,140 --> 01:30:23,140
Which I don't remember that.

1770
01:30:23,140 --> 01:30:24,140
Oh yeah, no, I remember him.

1771
01:30:24,140 --> 01:30:25,140
So he goes.

1772
01:30:25,140 --> 01:30:26,140
He's getting her one.

1773
01:30:26,140 --> 01:30:28,140
He meets the business end of a Winchester from the fucking.

1774
01:30:28,140 --> 01:30:30,140
So the main guy, they're both getting their females.

1775
01:30:30,140 --> 01:30:31,140
One sister, one sister.

1776
01:30:31,140 --> 01:30:32,140
Yeah.

1777
01:30:32,140 --> 01:30:33,140
Okay, perfect.

1778
01:30:33,140 --> 01:30:35,140
I forgot that he was getting a sister.

1779
01:30:35,140 --> 01:30:37,140
I wondered why he showed up later just holding a dead person.

1780
01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:38,140
Right.

1781
01:30:38,140 --> 01:30:39,140
How does the cop.

1782
01:30:39,140 --> 01:30:40,140
So, okay, now.

1783
01:30:40,140 --> 01:30:42,140
Because he was a cop killer and the cops shot him on the way in.

1784
01:30:42,140 --> 01:30:46,140
I was paying attention and I'll say this.

1785
01:30:46,140 --> 01:30:48,140
What the fuck happened to that guy?

1786
01:30:48,140 --> 01:30:51,140
Because Bubba Gump just randomly later on the movie, they're just

1787
01:30:51,140 --> 01:30:52,140
in some separate area.

1788
01:30:52,140 --> 01:30:54,140
The public just crashes into a mall.

1789
01:30:54,140 --> 01:30:55,140
As fate would have it.

1790
01:30:55,140 --> 01:30:56,140
As fate would have it.

1791
01:30:56,140 --> 01:31:00,140
The cops after he went and got his sister because he was driving

1792
01:31:00,140 --> 01:31:02,140
the car that was the cop killer car.

1793
01:31:02,140 --> 01:31:05,140
So they were they were chasing and shooting at him.

1794
01:31:05,140 --> 01:31:06,140
Okay.

1795
01:31:06,140 --> 01:31:08,140
That's how they got to the mall entrance.

1796
01:31:08,140 --> 01:31:11,140
Bottom layer of the hotel.

1797
01:31:11,140 --> 01:31:13,140
Welcome to the segment where Annie remembers.

1798
01:31:13,140 --> 01:31:14,140
No, yeah.

1799
01:31:14,140 --> 01:31:18,140
Where he runs his errands while watching the movie.

1800
01:31:18,140 --> 01:31:19,140
Yeah, fuck.

1801
01:31:19,140 --> 01:31:20,140
All right, listen.

1802
01:31:20,140 --> 01:31:23,140
So they come back together after saving their two respective.

1803
01:31:23,140 --> 01:31:25,140
Yeah, he gets Julie.

1804
01:31:25,140 --> 01:31:27,140
He lies to her a bunch.

1805
01:31:27,140 --> 01:31:28,140
Right.

1806
01:31:28,140 --> 01:31:29,140
He says like, oh, nothing's wrong.

1807
01:31:29,140 --> 01:31:31,140
He tells everyone around her to lie to her.

1808
01:31:31,140 --> 01:31:34,140
Don't tell her what's happening since mom and dad off.

1809
01:31:34,140 --> 01:31:35,140
Yeah.

1810
01:31:35,140 --> 01:31:36,140
So now they're cool.

1811
01:31:36,140 --> 01:31:37,140
They're kissing.

1812
01:31:37,140 --> 01:31:38,140
At what point?

1813
01:31:38,140 --> 01:31:39,140
OK.

1814
01:31:39,140 --> 01:31:40,140
At what point?

1815
01:31:40,140 --> 01:31:46,140
You assume some old lady man sex is just wait because they they go

1816
01:31:46,140 --> 01:31:47,140
to the helicopter pad.

1817
01:31:47,140 --> 01:31:51,140
They meet that guy who's just crazy guy.

1818
01:31:51,140 --> 01:31:52,140
The crazy guy.

1819
01:31:52,140 --> 01:31:53,140
They meet him.

1820
01:31:53,140 --> 01:31:56,140
Who is a total normal yuppie guy.

1821
01:31:56,140 --> 01:31:58,140
He's in movies.

1822
01:31:58,140 --> 01:32:01,140
He's like he's like a principal or a vice principal of something.

1823
01:32:01,140 --> 01:32:02,140
That's what we should look at.

1824
01:32:02,140 --> 01:32:04,140
What his name is is the actors.

1825
01:32:04,140 --> 01:32:05,140
Yeah.

1826
01:32:05,140 --> 01:32:06,140
Yeah.

1827
01:32:06,140 --> 01:32:07,140
I'm so sorry.

1828
01:32:07,140 --> 01:32:09,140
I should have had that loaded up because I do recognize him.

1829
01:32:09,140 --> 01:32:10,140
It's yeah.

1830
01:32:10,140 --> 01:32:11,140
Yeah.

1831
01:32:11,140 --> 01:32:12,140
It's Kurt Fuller plays Gerstead.

1832
01:32:12,140 --> 01:32:15,140
He plays Ghostbusters 2.

1833
01:32:15,140 --> 01:32:16,140
Yeah.

1834
01:32:16,140 --> 01:32:17,140
He's hard to mire.

1835
01:32:17,140 --> 01:32:18,140
Oh, hey, Rosen ground with Nicolas Cage.

1836
01:32:18,140 --> 01:32:19,140
Yeah.

1837
01:32:19,140 --> 01:32:21,140
Nick, maybe that's our next movie.

1838
01:32:21,140 --> 01:32:22,140
I don't know.

1839
01:32:22,140 --> 01:32:24,140
Let's not get carried away.

1840
01:32:24,140 --> 01:32:25,140
But he's in a bunch of night court.

1841
01:32:25,140 --> 01:32:26,140
Rest in peace.

1842
01:32:26,140 --> 01:32:27,140
Bowl.

1843
01:32:27,140 --> 01:32:28,140
Yeah, bowl just passed away.

1844
01:32:28,140 --> 01:32:31,140
Oh, we're getting it back to a few weeks ago for us.

1845
01:32:31,140 --> 01:32:32,140
Yeah.

1846
01:32:32,140 --> 01:32:33,140
Dungeon Master Dungeon Master died.

1847
01:32:33,140 --> 01:32:34,140
No fucking way.

1848
01:32:34,140 --> 01:32:35,140
Yeah.

1849
01:32:35,140 --> 01:32:36,140
Yesterday.

1850
01:32:36,140 --> 01:32:37,140
I'm on my phone this morning.

1851
01:32:37,140 --> 01:32:39,140
You think he had a chance to listen to our podcast?

1852
01:32:39,140 --> 01:32:40,140
Is that out?

1853
01:32:40,140 --> 01:32:41,140
Is that it?

1854
01:32:41,140 --> 01:32:42,140
It came out a few weeks ago.

1855
01:32:42,140 --> 01:32:43,140
But I'm too busy being available.

1856
01:32:43,140 --> 01:32:46,140
Oh, was he still on my court?

1857
01:32:46,140 --> 01:32:47,140
No, probably.

1858
01:32:47,140 --> 01:32:48,140
He was.

1859
01:32:48,140 --> 01:32:49,140
Was he in the new one?

1860
01:32:49,140 --> 01:32:50,140
No, he's not the new one.

1861
01:32:50,140 --> 01:32:51,140
Yeah.

1862
01:32:51,140 --> 01:32:52,140
Oh, OK.

1863
01:32:52,140 --> 01:32:53,140
Yes.

1864
01:32:53,140 --> 01:32:56,140
But this dude, you're the new night court.

1865
01:32:56,140 --> 01:32:57,140
OK, this doesn't matter.

1866
01:32:57,140 --> 01:32:58,140
What are we doing?

1867
01:32:58,140 --> 01:32:59,140
I don't know.

1868
01:32:59,140 --> 01:33:02,140
You got way off, Andy.

1869
01:33:02,140 --> 01:33:04,140
Speaking of what we're smoking today, really we're.

1870
01:33:04,140 --> 01:33:07,140
I got to come up with music for Andy Panditz.

1871
01:33:07,140 --> 01:33:08,140
Oh, my God.

1872
01:33:08,140 --> 01:33:09,140
That would be great.

1873
01:33:09,140 --> 01:33:10,140
So, great.

1874
01:33:10,140 --> 01:33:11,140
We'll just have a little trailer play.

1875
01:33:11,140 --> 01:33:13,140
Yeah, this will help me remember the first.

1876
01:33:13,140 --> 01:33:16,140
For future context, you start hearing that music.

1877
01:33:16,140 --> 01:33:18,140
Just know to skip ahead maybe 30 seconds.

1878
01:33:18,140 --> 01:33:19,140
Yeah, perfect.

1879
01:33:19,140 --> 01:33:21,140
Hit the 30 second skip button.

1880
01:33:21,140 --> 01:33:23,140
Andy's got some bullshit.

1881
01:33:23,140 --> 01:33:24,140
Oh, look at him litter.

1882
01:33:24,140 --> 01:33:27,140
So the Miracle Mile, is this some real place in L.A., by the way?

1883
01:33:27,140 --> 01:33:28,140
No, I don't think so.

1884
01:33:28,140 --> 01:33:32,140
Well, there might be a street that people refer to.

1885
01:33:32,140 --> 01:33:33,140
That's cool.

1886
01:33:33,140 --> 01:33:34,140
See how that looks?

1887
01:33:34,140 --> 01:33:35,140
Yeah.

1888
01:33:35,140 --> 01:33:38,140
High def is fucking weird compared to what this looks like.

1889
01:33:38,140 --> 01:33:42,140
Well, if the movie looked like this all time, I would have been way more immersed, I think.

1890
01:33:42,140 --> 01:33:43,140
OK, you know what I'm saying?

1891
01:33:43,140 --> 01:33:44,140
He just hit a tree.

1892
01:33:44,140 --> 01:33:45,140
Yeah, and the rats.

1893
01:33:45,140 --> 01:33:46,140
And the rats falling.

1894
01:33:46,140 --> 01:33:47,140
Oh, man.

1895
01:33:47,140 --> 01:33:48,140
There's so much foreshadowing.

1896
01:33:48,140 --> 01:33:50,140
I phoned this first party.

1897
01:33:50,140 --> 01:33:51,140
But he.

1898
01:33:51,140 --> 01:33:52,140
Oh, look.

1899
01:33:52,140 --> 01:33:55,140
That's the part you saw, right?

1900
01:33:55,140 --> 01:33:56,140
Yeah, yeah.

1901
01:33:56,140 --> 01:34:00,140
God, this is great for the listeners at home, us watching a silent trailer from where we

1902
01:34:00,140 --> 01:34:01,140
just watched.

1903
01:34:01,140 --> 01:34:02,140
Yeah.

1904
01:34:02,140 --> 01:34:04,140
So anyway, there's the right.

1905
01:34:04,140 --> 01:34:06,140
This is distracting to hell out of us.

1906
01:34:06,140 --> 01:34:07,140
I'm moving on.

1907
01:34:07,140 --> 01:34:09,140
We're going to look back at six X nine anyway.

1908
01:34:09,140 --> 01:34:14,140
So OK, so they he meets up with the he meets up with Julie.

1909
01:34:14,140 --> 01:34:16,140
He brings her to the helicopter pad.

1910
01:34:16,140 --> 01:34:17,140
There's a helicopter.

1911
01:34:17,140 --> 01:34:18,140
Then they need a pilot.

1912
01:34:18,140 --> 01:34:19,140
So that's when they go to the gym.

1913
01:34:19,140 --> 01:34:22,140
Meantime, he's supposed to shoot, Bubba.

1914
01:34:22,140 --> 01:34:24,140
You skipped a bunch of part.

1915
01:34:24,140 --> 01:34:25,140
No, no, Bubba hasn't happened yet.

1916
01:34:25,140 --> 01:34:26,140
Yes.

1917
01:34:26,140 --> 01:34:27,140
No, they're the helicoptor man.

1918
01:34:27,140 --> 01:34:31,140
We're at the point where they're picking up because the first time they go to the helicopter

1919
01:34:31,140 --> 01:34:34,140
pad, they're like the first time there's actually a helicopter here.

1920
01:34:34,140 --> 01:34:40,140
None of the people that set it up like the pilot, whatever, no pilot, nothing.

1921
01:34:40,140 --> 01:34:43,140
But there's someone up there who's like, I was told to bring a helicopter here.

1922
01:34:43,140 --> 01:34:44,140
I can't fly it.

1923
01:34:44,140 --> 01:34:45,140
You know, give me some money, blah, blah, blah.

1924
01:34:45,140 --> 01:34:47,140
The fuck's going to fly this far in the mine?

1925
01:34:47,140 --> 01:34:48,140
Yeah.

1926
01:34:48,140 --> 01:34:51,140
So anyway, they need to go find a helicopter pilot.

1927
01:34:51,140 --> 01:34:53,140
I like the infinite amount of money that he had also.

1928
01:34:53,140 --> 01:34:54,140
Because he took it.

1929
01:34:54,140 --> 01:34:55,140
I think she gave him some money.

1930
01:34:55,140 --> 01:34:56,140
I don't know.

1931
01:34:56,140 --> 01:34:57,140
He stole it from someone.

1932
01:34:57,140 --> 01:34:58,140
Who gives a shit?

1933
01:34:58,140 --> 01:34:59,140
Here's $20.

1934
01:34:59,140 --> 01:35:00,140
Get gas.

1935
01:35:00,140 --> 01:35:01,140
That's going to be $50 if you want gas.

1936
01:35:01,140 --> 01:35:04,140
Here's $1,200 for lobsters we could go throw in the ocean.

1937
01:35:04,140 --> 01:35:05,140
Right.

1938
01:35:05,140 --> 01:35:06,140
Remember that shit?

1939
01:35:06,140 --> 01:35:07,140
That was another, yeah, yeah.

1940
01:35:07,140 --> 01:35:08,140
Going back on it.

1941
01:35:08,140 --> 01:35:11,140
Yeah, that was the big, what a bad time to get caught in a big flex moment where you

1942
01:35:11,140 --> 01:35:13,140
go like, hey, let's go save these lobsters.

1943
01:35:13,140 --> 01:35:14,140
I'm charming.

1944
01:35:14,140 --> 01:35:15,140
Yeah.

1945
01:35:15,140 --> 01:35:16,140
Oh, that's $1,200 for all those.

1946
01:35:16,140 --> 01:35:17,140
Fuck, we better only get three.

1947
01:35:17,140 --> 01:35:18,140
Yeah.

1948
01:35:18,140 --> 01:35:19,140
For a first date.

1949
01:35:19,140 --> 01:35:20,140
Right.

1950
01:35:20,140 --> 01:35:21,140
For a first date.

1951
01:35:21,140 --> 01:35:22,140
They go to a lobsters.

1952
01:35:22,140 --> 01:35:23,140
Which is why he's going to fuck his eyes.

1953
01:35:23,140 --> 01:35:24,140
Oh, so believable.

1954
01:35:24,140 --> 01:35:25,140
Right.

1955
01:35:25,140 --> 01:35:26,140
Yeah, dude.

1956
01:35:26,140 --> 01:35:27,140
Because he'd save some lobsters.

1957
01:35:27,140 --> 01:35:30,140
He didn't even get to second base.

1958
01:35:30,140 --> 01:35:33,140
Maybe a little bit, maybe a little bit when he carried her.

1959
01:35:33,140 --> 01:35:34,140
Yeah.

1960
01:35:34,140 --> 01:35:35,140
Which is not cool.

1961
01:35:35,140 --> 01:35:36,140
That would be not cool, right.

1962
01:35:36,140 --> 01:35:42,140
When you're carrying someone's safety, it's underneath the knees and underneath the armpits.

1963
01:35:42,140 --> 01:35:43,140
You don't touch anything else.

1964
01:35:43,140 --> 01:35:44,140
Come on.

1965
01:35:44,140 --> 01:35:45,140
Or I don't know how to carry people.

1966
01:35:45,140 --> 01:35:46,140
I'm not a firefighter.

1967
01:35:46,140 --> 01:35:47,140
But stay away from their boobies.

1968
01:35:47,140 --> 01:35:48,140
That's what we're saying, I guess.

1969
01:35:48,140 --> 01:35:49,140
Unless they're on fire.

1970
01:35:49,140 --> 01:35:50,140
Unless they're on, I guess it's on fire.

1971
01:35:50,140 --> 01:35:53,140
If their boobies are on fire, I'm sure they'd rather have boobies.

1972
01:35:53,140 --> 01:35:54,140
Put them out.

1973
01:35:54,140 --> 01:35:55,140
Yeah.

1974
01:35:55,140 --> 01:35:56,140
Extinguish on fire titties.

1975
01:35:56,140 --> 01:35:57,140
Right.

1976
01:35:57,140 --> 01:35:59,140
Only time, though, is if they're on fire.

1977
01:35:59,140 --> 01:36:00,140
Yeah.

1978
01:36:00,140 --> 01:36:01,140
Otherwise, don't touch.

1979
01:36:01,140 --> 01:36:02,140
Or if they're smothering.

1980
01:36:02,140 --> 01:36:03,140
But listen, you people out there, we're not.

1981
01:36:03,140 --> 01:36:04,140
You can't set them on fire.

1982
01:36:04,140 --> 01:36:07,140
We're not beating figuratively on fire, either.

1983
01:36:07,140 --> 01:36:08,140
Yeah.

1984
01:36:08,140 --> 01:36:12,140
Don't just say like, damn, that chick's tits are fire, and then go put them out, quote unquote.

1985
01:36:12,140 --> 01:36:13,140
Right, yeah.

1986
01:36:13,140 --> 01:36:14,140
You stupid assholes.

1987
01:36:14,140 --> 01:36:15,140
Idiots.

1988
01:36:15,140 --> 01:36:16,140
We're not talking to you.

1989
01:36:16,140 --> 01:36:17,140
I'll fight you.

1990
01:36:17,140 --> 01:36:18,140
Yeah.

1991
01:36:18,140 --> 01:36:19,140
Jesse's here.

1992
01:36:19,140 --> 01:36:20,140
He'll fight you.

1993
01:36:20,140 --> 01:36:22,140
I support you.

1994
01:36:22,140 --> 01:36:23,140
Yeah.

1995
01:36:23,140 --> 01:36:24,140
So they go.

1996
01:36:24,140 --> 01:36:27,140
So anyway, he tells Julie to stay up on the helipad.

1997
01:36:27,140 --> 01:36:30,140
And he's like, if I'm not back in however long, leave without me.

1998
01:36:30,140 --> 01:36:33,140
He goes down, finds the one place open.

1999
01:36:33,140 --> 01:36:34,140
It's a gym.

2000
01:36:34,140 --> 01:36:36,140
He goes into the gym.

2001
01:36:36,140 --> 01:36:42,140
He starts running around like a madman, asking everybody if they are helicopter pilots.

2002
01:36:42,140 --> 01:36:45,140
No one is, surprisingly.

2003
01:36:45,140 --> 01:36:46,140
And then he meets the guy.

2004
01:36:46,140 --> 01:36:47,140
Oh, these jazz aerobics people?

2005
01:36:47,140 --> 01:36:48,140
None of them are?

2006
01:36:48,140 --> 01:36:49,140
None of them.

2007
01:36:49,140 --> 01:36:52,140
But then we get the gratuitous nudity, according to Mike.

2008
01:36:52,140 --> 01:36:53,140
Very quick, brief one.

2009
01:36:53,140 --> 01:37:00,140
And a very brief, little pop, just a little zing.

2010
01:37:00,140 --> 01:37:02,140
That, ladies and gentlemen, was both of them.

2011
01:37:02,140 --> 01:37:03,140
That was actually both of them.

2012
01:37:03,140 --> 01:37:06,140
That was the second time it was Andy with me involved.

2013
01:37:06,140 --> 01:37:07,140
Yeah, it was.

2014
01:37:07,140 --> 01:37:10,140
It's almost like weakest.

2015
01:37:10,140 --> 01:37:15,140
So maybe that could be the tangent sound.

2016
01:37:15,140 --> 01:37:18,140
Sure, if we need something at the top.

2017
01:37:18,140 --> 01:37:20,140
So he goes down.

2018
01:37:20,140 --> 01:37:22,140
He finds a helicopter pilot.

2019
01:37:22,140 --> 01:37:23,140
They go.

2020
01:37:23,140 --> 01:37:26,140
They're running back.

2021
01:37:26,140 --> 01:37:30,140
Then he hears Julie running around trying to find a helicopter pilot.

2022
01:37:30,140 --> 01:37:32,140
He's like, what the fuck is she doing down here?

2023
01:37:32,140 --> 01:37:34,140
And then he goes and he finds her.

2024
01:37:34,140 --> 01:37:37,140
I think the helicopter pilot just fucked off to the building.

2025
01:37:37,140 --> 01:37:40,140
And then something happened along the way.

2026
01:37:40,140 --> 01:37:46,140
I also like how he goes, stay there from, I don't know, 70 stories up.

2027
01:37:46,140 --> 01:37:47,140
Yeah.

2028
01:37:47,140 --> 01:37:49,140
The main guy.

2029
01:37:49,140 --> 01:37:52,140
Yeah, I forget his name, but she's like, we'll call him Andy.

2030
01:37:52,140 --> 01:37:53,140
Andy!

2031
01:37:53,140 --> 01:37:54,140
Andy!

2032
01:37:54,140 --> 01:37:59,140
From all the way down, he goes, wait a minute.

2033
01:37:59,140 --> 01:38:00,140
OK.

2034
01:38:00,140 --> 01:38:04,140
He's having a 70 story conversation.

2035
01:38:04,140 --> 01:38:07,140
It is the dead of L.A.

2036
01:38:07,140 --> 01:38:08,140
You're absolutely right.

2037
01:38:08,140 --> 01:38:10,140
Zero people around.

2038
01:38:10,140 --> 01:38:14,140
Your voice can carry on a silent sound stage.

2039
01:38:14,140 --> 01:38:17,140
Which I'm beginning to wonder.

2040
01:38:17,140 --> 01:38:23,140
So with all the scenes that you're like, presumably this is not a very high budget film.

2041
01:38:23,140 --> 01:38:24,140
Right.

2042
01:38:24,140 --> 01:38:25,140
But it's not low.

2043
01:38:25,140 --> 01:38:26,140
Mike says it's not low.

2044
01:38:26,140 --> 01:38:27,140
It's not low.

2045
01:38:27,140 --> 01:38:28,140
It's just average.

2046
01:38:28,140 --> 01:38:29,140
I don't know.

2047
01:38:29,140 --> 01:38:30,140
I don't remember.

2048
01:38:30,140 --> 01:38:33,140
But I remember thinking it was a B movie and then looking and it really wasn't.

2049
01:38:33,140 --> 01:38:35,140
These are two top of the line actors at the time.

2050
01:38:35,140 --> 01:38:38,140
Where they spent the money was like the fucking car pile up.

2051
01:38:38,140 --> 01:38:39,140
Oh, yeah.

2052
01:38:39,140 --> 01:38:41,140
That absolutely had to have been in a city.

2053
01:38:41,140 --> 01:38:46,140
It had a budget of 3.7 to 4 million.

2054
01:38:46,140 --> 01:38:47,140
Right.

2055
01:38:47,140 --> 01:38:48,140
It made 1.1.

2056
01:38:48,140 --> 01:38:49,140
Right.

2057
01:38:49,140 --> 01:38:51,140
But you got to remember this is also 1988, not now.

2058
01:38:51,140 --> 01:38:53,140
So it's a 20 million dollar movie now.

2059
01:38:53,140 --> 01:38:54,140
That's still a loss.

2060
01:38:54,140 --> 01:38:55,140
Right.

2061
01:38:55,140 --> 01:38:56,140
Yeah.

2062
01:38:56,140 --> 01:38:57,140
Oh, no, no, no.

2063
01:38:57,140 --> 01:38:59,140
No, I meant the actual budget of it, though, was not super low.

2064
01:38:59,140 --> 01:39:02,140
It was pretty standard for an indie film.

2065
01:39:02,140 --> 01:39:12,140
The guy that played Chip, the voice of Chip, the voice of Chip, if you're just curious at home.

2066
01:39:12,140 --> 01:39:13,140
Our late dear Chip.

2067
01:39:13,140 --> 01:39:16,140
Played Dr. Archibald Hopper on Once Upon a Time.

2068
01:39:16,140 --> 01:39:21,140
And if you aren't familiar with that show, that means he's not just Dr. Archibald Hopper.

2069
01:39:21,140 --> 01:39:25,140
He's also the name is in the name Archibald Hopper.

2070
01:39:25,140 --> 01:39:27,140
He's Jiminy Cricket in Once Upon a Time.

2071
01:39:27,140 --> 01:39:29,140
So there it is, ladies and gentlemen.

2072
01:39:29,140 --> 01:39:31,140
That's the if you're just thinking if you wanted.

2073
01:39:31,140 --> 01:39:36,140
If you were thinking, oh, I recognize Chip's voice from 35 years before that show came out.

2074
01:39:36,140 --> 01:39:37,140
That's that's what it was.

2075
01:39:37,140 --> 01:39:38,140
As it turns out.

2076
01:39:38,140 --> 01:39:42,140
Oh, it turns out it's not Keegan Michael Key that plays Roger.

2077
01:39:42,140 --> 01:39:44,140
Oh, it's Danny De La Paz.

2078
01:39:44,140 --> 01:39:45,140
Got it.

2079
01:39:45,140 --> 01:39:46,140
Got it.

2080
01:39:46,140 --> 01:39:48,140
You know, my mistake.

2081
01:39:48,140 --> 01:39:51,140
One of the Beverly Hills chicks.

2082
01:39:51,140 --> 01:39:57,140
Beverly Hills chick one is was a private Vasquez and aliens.

2083
01:39:57,140 --> 01:40:03,140
That's so that that was kind of the weird thing, too, is that there were so many people in so many other movies.

2084
01:40:03,140 --> 01:40:07,140
We're like very auxiliary background people for whatever fucking reason.

2085
01:40:07,140 --> 01:40:09,140
Peter Berg is in this.

2086
01:40:09,140 --> 01:40:13,140
He's one of the he's one of the just random people.

2087
01:40:13,140 --> 01:40:14,140
Right. Wait a minute.

2088
01:40:14,140 --> 01:40:16,140
Who directed this book?

2089
01:40:16,140 --> 01:40:18,140
Yeah, I didn't even look who did direct this.

2090
01:40:18,140 --> 01:40:21,140
Steven Day Jarnot.

2091
01:40:21,140 --> 01:40:22,140
Oh, wow.

2092
01:40:22,140 --> 01:40:23,140
Not a lot.

2093
01:40:23,140 --> 01:40:28,140
Oh, Jerry 2000, though, which is another future sport with a writer on Future Sport.

2094
01:40:28,140 --> 01:40:29,140
Yeah.

2095
01:40:29,140 --> 01:40:31,140
Future Sport wrote and directed this.

2096
01:40:31,140 --> 01:40:33,140
What the fuck did it strange brew?

2097
01:40:33,140 --> 01:40:34,140
That's one.

2098
01:40:34,140 --> 01:40:35,140
What is Future Sport?

2099
01:40:35,140 --> 01:40:36,140
We're watching this.

2100
01:40:36,140 --> 01:40:39,140
If this is on Tubi, we're watching the future sport.

2101
01:40:39,140 --> 01:40:48,140
This film is set in 2025 and centers on a sport called Future Sport, a combination of basketball, baseball, Wesley Snipes.

2102
01:40:48,140 --> 01:40:50,140
Yeah, no, it's this rule.

2103
01:40:50,140 --> 01:40:53,140
I was going to say it's Wesley Snipes.

2104
01:40:53,140 --> 01:40:55,140
Wait, that's not Matt Damon.

2105
01:40:55,140 --> 01:40:56,140
No, that's Dean Cain.

2106
01:40:56,140 --> 01:40:57,140
That's Superman.

2107
01:40:57,140 --> 01:40:58,140
Dean Cain, Superman.

2108
01:40:58,140 --> 01:40:59,140
Is that Dean Cain?

2109
01:40:59,140 --> 01:41:00,140
Oh, Vanessa Williams.

2110
01:41:00,140 --> 01:41:02,140
Wait a minute, Vanessa Williams.

2111
01:41:02,140 --> 01:41:03,140
I'm saying this is all star.

2112
01:41:03,140 --> 01:41:12,140
OK, it's a combination of basketball, baseball and hockey that uses hoverboards and rollerblades.

2113
01:41:12,140 --> 01:41:15,140
No, listen, you guys are you guys aren't even you're sleeping on.

2114
01:41:15,140 --> 01:41:19,140
Yeah, no, it's the sport is called Future Sport.

2115
01:41:19,140 --> 01:41:22,140
That's the least it's called Future Sport.

2116
01:41:22,140 --> 01:41:32,140
It's a combination of basketball, baseball and hockey on mother fucking hoverboard that uses hoverboard and rollerblade.

2117
01:41:32,140 --> 01:41:33,140
Why?

2118
01:41:33,140 --> 01:41:37,140
OK, are the are the goalies on rollerblades?

2119
01:41:37,140 --> 01:41:38,140
Let the speculation begin.

2120
01:41:38,140 --> 01:41:40,140
Why does Future Sport exist?

2121
01:41:40,140 --> 01:41:44,140
It's created as a nonlethal way to reduce gang warfare.

2122
01:41:44,140 --> 01:41:48,140
Trey Ramsey, Trey Ramsey, American Alliance in the Pan Pacific.

2123
01:41:48,140 --> 01:41:54,140
Dane, Dean Cain, along with his ex-girlfriend, Vanessa Williams and his old coach.

2124
01:41:54,140 --> 01:41:55,140
Oh, Mike Fix.

2125
01:41:55,140 --> 01:41:56,140
Oh, my fix.

2126
01:41:56,140 --> 01:41:57,140
Oh, big.

2127
01:41:57,140 --> 01:41:58,140
Oh, big.

2128
01:41:58,140 --> 01:41:59,140
Oh, big.

2129
01:41:59,140 --> 01:42:07,140
Wesley Snipes made for TV must prevent must prevent an all out war between the North American Alliance and the Pan Pacific Commonwealth.

2130
01:42:07,140 --> 01:42:09,140
This is a made for TV movie.

2131
01:42:09,140 --> 01:42:10,140
Oh, I know. I love it.

2132
01:42:10,140 --> 01:42:17,140
At stake is who rules over the Hawaiian Islands, which are being terrorized by by J.R.

2133
01:42:17,140 --> 01:42:25,140
Byrne and his gang, the Hawaiian Liberate Liberate Liberation Organization or Hilo or Hilo.

2134
01:42:25,140 --> 01:42:31,140
Oh, boy. And it takes a revolutionary sport to stop a revolution.

2135
01:42:31,140 --> 01:42:32,140
It takes a revolution.

2136
01:42:32,140 --> 01:42:33,140
That's the tagline.

2137
01:42:33,140 --> 01:42:36,140
Or stop a revolution.

2138
01:42:36,140 --> 01:42:39,140
OK. Hey, it says it right there in twenty twenty five.

2139
01:42:39,140 --> 01:42:41,140
Yeah, you're goddamn right.

2140
01:42:41,140 --> 01:42:42,140
It has to be right there.

2141
01:42:42,140 --> 01:42:46,140
Of course, there's only one tiny picture on Wikipedia that we can man.

2142
01:42:46,140 --> 01:42:51,140
Whoever wrote that, like typed it, got to the very last word and then instantly orgasm.

2143
01:42:51,140 --> 01:42:53,140
Like that was his.

2144
01:42:53,140 --> 01:42:54,140
Where can we watch?

2145
01:42:54,140 --> 01:42:55,140
The resistance of his writing.

2146
01:42:55,140 --> 01:42:58,140
Here's the one star rating twenty three.

2147
01:42:58,140 --> 01:42:59,140
Oh, boy.

2148
01:42:59,140 --> 01:43:02,140
It's a twenty three percent zero audience score.

2149
01:43:02,140 --> 01:43:07,140
Oh, it's a zero on twenty three percent doesn't even rate on a meter.

2150
01:43:07,140 --> 01:43:10,140
Maybe this is a bad idea.

2151
01:43:10,140 --> 01:43:11,140
What's just going down this tangent?

2152
01:43:11,140 --> 01:43:13,140
We've talked so much about this.

2153
01:43:13,140 --> 01:43:14,140
We have to watch it.

2154
01:43:14,140 --> 01:43:16,140
It's a bad idea.

2155
01:43:16,140 --> 01:43:18,140
Maybe we can do another one called Leftover.

2156
01:43:18,140 --> 01:43:19,140
Are you sure it's a bad idea?

2157
01:43:19,140 --> 01:43:27,140
Take one more look at that picture of Dean Cade holding a goddamn hoverboard and tell me that it's a bad idea.

2158
01:43:27,140 --> 01:43:30,140
I'm not saying it is a good live watch.

2159
01:43:30,140 --> 01:43:31,140
Look at LA Rush.

2160
01:43:31,140 --> 01:43:33,140
No, that's like Los Angeles rush.

2161
01:43:33,140 --> 01:43:34,140
Yes.

2162
01:43:34,140 --> 01:43:35,140
Is that a real team?

2163
01:43:35,140 --> 01:43:36,140
Is it not a real team?

2164
01:43:36,140 --> 01:43:40,140
I don't know. I think it might be of hoverboard rollerblade.

2165
01:43:40,140 --> 01:43:44,140
I think every picture is Dean Cade looking.

2166
01:43:44,140 --> 01:43:47,140
Look at the fucking he looks like a cyborg down there.

2167
01:43:47,140 --> 01:43:48,140
I see.

2168
01:43:48,140 --> 01:43:49,140
OK.

2169
01:43:49,140 --> 01:43:57,140
For people at home, we're looking at the cover of Future Sport, which is the cover of a venture rising.

2170
01:43:57,140 --> 01:43:59,140
It's a planet for some reason.

2171
01:43:59,140 --> 01:44:05,140
And above it are three heads, Dean Cade, Vanessa Williams and Wesley Snipes.

2172
01:44:05,140 --> 01:44:07,140
They couldn't fit all their names on the top.

2173
01:44:07,140 --> 01:44:13,140
So it's Dean Cade, Vanessa Williams and then underneath Future Sport, Wesley Snipes as fix.

2174
01:44:13,140 --> 01:44:17,140
I like how they had to say as fix as if you would be confused as to who Wesley Snipes was.

2175
01:44:17,140 --> 01:44:18,140
Which was Wesley?

2176
01:44:18,140 --> 01:44:19,140
Yeah.

2177
01:44:19,140 --> 01:44:30,140
And then underneath this pretty lady with blue eyes, underneath this event horizon is a picture of Kano from Mortal Kombat wearing hockey pads on his arm, a big star in his chest.

2178
01:44:30,140 --> 01:44:37,140
He's holding a Wonder Woman style pole weapon and he's got a helmet in his hand and a hoverboard.

2179
01:44:37,140 --> 01:44:38,140
He's wearing rollerblades on a pad.

2180
01:44:38,140 --> 01:44:41,140
This and he's standing in some sort of.

2181
01:44:41,140 --> 01:44:42,140
Skateboard.

2182
01:44:42,140 --> 01:44:46,140
Oh, it's maybe the best photo for a movie I've ever seen.

2183
01:44:46,140 --> 01:44:47,140
I mean, wallpaper side.

2184
01:44:47,140 --> 01:44:48,140
Yeah.

2185
01:44:48,140 --> 01:44:50,140
So, OK, so that's one of his movies.

2186
01:44:50,140 --> 01:44:51,140
Yeah.

2187
01:44:51,140 --> 01:44:52,140
Future Sport.

2188
01:44:52,140 --> 01:44:53,140
I've never wanted to watch anything more.

2189
01:44:53,140 --> 01:44:55,140
Sherry 2000.

2190
01:44:55,140 --> 01:44:56,140
Oh, OK.

2191
01:44:56,140 --> 01:44:59,140
And then he did a movie called Strange Brew.

2192
01:44:59,140 --> 01:45:00,140
Yeah.

2193
01:45:00,140 --> 01:45:02,140
Oh, you don't know Strange Brew?

2194
01:45:02,140 --> 01:45:03,140
Yeah.

2195
01:45:02,140 --> 01:45:03,140
Well, Bob and Doug.

2196
01:45:03,140 --> 01:45:04,140
Hose it right.

2197
01:45:04,140 --> 01:45:09,140
You guys listen, just because I was momentarily put off by the name because I didn't immediately recognize this.

2198
01:45:09,140 --> 01:45:12,140
The Rick Moran is kind of classic skit that they did.

2199
01:45:12,140 --> 01:45:13,140
Easy guy.

2200
01:45:13,140 --> 01:45:16,140
I'm an easy partner.

2201
01:45:16,140 --> 01:45:19,140
No, Mike, just he he came at me hard on that.

2202
01:45:19,140 --> 01:45:20,140
I don't know.

2203
01:45:20,140 --> 01:45:22,140
You said you guys you included me in that.

2204
01:45:22,140 --> 01:45:23,140
Yeah.

2205
01:45:23,140 --> 01:45:24,140
Yeah.

2206
01:45:24,140 --> 01:45:26,140
Just because why is it strange?

2207
01:45:26,140 --> 01:45:27,140
All right.

2208
01:45:27,140 --> 01:45:29,140
But anyway, that's the director, Steve.

2209
01:45:29,140 --> 01:45:30,140
So what?

2210
01:45:30,140 --> 01:45:32,140
Dick, how do you not know what strange?

2211
01:45:32,140 --> 01:45:42,140
So Julian, Julian, the fucking main guy, they end up running into a mall and out of nowhere, Bubba Gump crashes the fucking police car through the wall.

2212
01:45:42,140 --> 01:45:46,140
He's got his dead girlfriend in his arm behind him yelling cops are behind him.

2213
01:45:46,140 --> 01:45:47,140
Cop killer.

2214
01:45:47,140 --> 01:45:49,140
We're come out with your hands up.

2215
01:45:49,140 --> 01:45:51,140
He dies.

2216
01:45:51,140 --> 01:45:52,140
His girlfriend's dead.

2217
01:45:52,140 --> 01:45:57,140
Well, that's the choice after he's asking our hero to kill him.

2218
01:45:57,140 --> 01:45:58,140
Well, yeah, yeah.

2219
01:45:58,140 --> 01:45:59,140
And he doesn't do it.

2220
01:45:59,140 --> 01:46:00,140
He does ask.

2221
01:46:00,140 --> 01:46:01,140
Well, he almost does.

2222
01:46:01,140 --> 01:46:02,140
Yes, he puts it.

2223
01:46:02,140 --> 01:46:03,140
Yeah.

2224
01:46:03,140 --> 01:46:05,140
He goes, listen, man, I'm about to die anyway.

2225
01:46:05,140 --> 01:46:06,140
Just kill me.

2226
01:46:06,140 --> 01:46:07,140
And he's like, all right.

2227
01:46:07,140 --> 01:46:10,140
And so he, like, kind of points the gun at him and the public of dies.

2228
01:46:10,140 --> 01:46:11,140
He's like, all right.

2229
01:46:11,140 --> 01:46:13,140
I don't have to murder.

2230
01:46:13,140 --> 01:46:21,140
And then the girlfriend real crazy, like if we're just talking about choices that she made, it's just like she's like, hey, listen, we're going to blame everything on these two on these two.

2231
01:46:21,140 --> 01:46:22,140
They did.

2232
01:46:22,140 --> 01:46:23,140
They're dead.

2233
01:46:23,140 --> 01:46:24,140
Yeah.

2234
01:46:24,140 --> 01:46:25,140
We were just bystanders.

2235
01:46:25,140 --> 01:46:26,140
Let's just walk out.

2236
01:46:26,140 --> 01:46:37,140
And so actually, what's a I mean, a phenomenal kind of scene if you really think about it is one of the most tense, one of the most tense situation ready to accept the potential.

2237
01:46:37,140 --> 01:46:38,140
You're about to die.

2238
01:46:38,140 --> 01:46:39,140
Yeah.

2239
01:46:39,140 --> 01:46:40,140
You have your hands up.

2240
01:46:40,140 --> 01:46:42,140
They think you're a cop killer.

2241
01:46:42,140 --> 01:46:44,140
You're walking out to cops pointing guns at you.

2242
01:46:44,140 --> 01:46:45,140
You think you're about to die.

2243
01:46:45,140 --> 01:46:47,140
It's a slow walk.

2244
01:46:47,140 --> 01:46:50,140
Julie goes ahead of him and then go silent.

2245
01:46:50,140 --> 01:46:59,140
But in the background, you hear yelling, indistinct yelling, and then people getting into their cars and cars skidding off.

2246
01:46:59,140 --> 01:47:00,140
Right.

2247
01:47:00,140 --> 01:47:09,140
And when they when him and her eventually get to the front, all the cops are fucked up except for the one except for one that comes off the roof.

2248
01:47:09,140 --> 01:47:10,140
Yeah.

2249
01:47:10,140 --> 01:47:12,140
One repels and runs off.

2250
01:47:12,140 --> 01:47:13,140
Oh, my God.

2251
01:47:13,140 --> 01:47:14,140
I forgot about that.

2252
01:47:14,140 --> 01:47:15,140
That was a mistake.

2253
01:47:15,140 --> 01:47:17,140
No, you're right.

2254
01:47:17,140 --> 01:47:20,140
They left you behind except for Lyle.

2255
01:47:20,140 --> 01:47:21,140
I forgot Lyle.

2256
01:47:21,140 --> 01:47:22,140
Yeah.

2257
01:47:22,140 --> 01:47:26,140
I assume his name is repels off a rope just randomly right in front of them.

2258
01:47:26,140 --> 01:47:27,140
Gets his car.

2259
01:47:27,140 --> 01:47:28,140
They fuck off.

2260
01:47:28,140 --> 01:47:33,140
And that's where it kind of I like how maybe he was up there going like, I thought we were in the middle of a thing here.

2261
01:47:33,140 --> 01:47:35,140
No, no, guys.

2262
01:47:35,140 --> 01:47:38,140
I was about to repel it.

2263
01:47:38,140 --> 01:47:40,140
Man, I had this whole thing set out.

2264
01:47:40,140 --> 01:47:43,140
I was going to like, I was on the floor.

2265
01:47:43,140 --> 01:47:45,140
It's going to be I had this whole thing.

2266
01:47:45,140 --> 01:47:46,140
I had a catchphrase.

2267
01:47:46,140 --> 01:47:47,140
I was going to set off an alarm.

2268
01:47:47,140 --> 01:47:49,140
It'll distract them on the third floor.

2269
01:47:49,140 --> 01:47:50,140
It was going to look so cool.

2270
01:47:50,140 --> 01:47:53,140
And I come down and I'm like, no, they forgot about Lyle.

2271
01:47:53,140 --> 01:47:58,140
I was going to come slide down on the escalator ribbon thing and it was going to.

2272
01:47:58,140 --> 01:48:01,140
Well, guys, very odd choice.

2273
01:48:01,140 --> 01:48:04,140
What happened is the police fucked off.

2274
01:48:04,140 --> 01:48:10,140
And at that moment, I think even the audience can take a moment to be like, oh, something's going to happen.

2275
01:48:10,140 --> 01:48:13,140
And it's somehow except for the guy.

2276
01:48:13,140 --> 01:48:17,140
The guy who still goes, it could I could still be chicken little.

2277
01:48:17,140 --> 01:48:18,140
I don't know.

2278
01:48:18,140 --> 01:48:22,140
Still, that's when he goes, you know, OK, it's because that's when that's finally when he brings that up.

2279
01:48:22,140 --> 01:48:27,140
It's because, yeah, it's he goes, he goes, well, shit like he's starting to see the chaos that's being chaos.

2280
01:48:27,140 --> 01:48:29,140
Did I cause all the chaos?

2281
01:48:29,140 --> 01:48:32,140
This shit. Am I chicken little fucking L.A. right now?

2282
01:48:32,140 --> 01:48:35,140
And it hits him. He's like, oh, fuck, which would have been hilarious to end the movie.

2283
01:48:35,140 --> 01:48:38,140
How proud to have that happen.

2284
01:48:38,140 --> 01:48:42,140
Had had had missile strikes not happened, though.

2285
01:48:42,140 --> 01:48:45,140
There's no fucking proof of you doing this.

2286
01:48:45,140 --> 01:48:49,140
So you kind of just walk away. No, except for you're a cop killer.

2287
01:48:49,140 --> 01:48:52,140
The two cops on him, let him on fire.

2288
01:48:52,140 --> 01:48:55,140
You let on fire. But they knew because they were chasing them.

2289
01:48:55,140 --> 01:48:58,140
Julie knows who he is and the diner.

2290
01:48:58,140 --> 01:49:00,140
No, she is down, though. That's the thing.

2291
01:49:00,140 --> 01:49:02,140
Oh, yeah, she's established. She's in their Bonnie and Clyde.

2292
01:49:02,140 --> 01:49:04,140
Yeah, for sure. Well, what about the diner crew?

2293
01:49:04,140 --> 01:49:07,140
He's the hero. Right. I keep forgetting.

2294
01:49:07,140 --> 01:49:10,140
It sounds like he almost just causes more chaos.

2295
01:49:10,140 --> 01:49:12,140
He's actually maybe what we don't ever know.

2296
01:49:12,140 --> 01:49:14,140
No one's a hero. It does tell the truth.

2297
01:49:14,140 --> 01:49:16,140
Everyone's fucking dead. So.

2298
01:49:16,140 --> 01:49:19,140
But so anyway, they go into the building to go back up to the helicopter.

2299
01:49:19,140 --> 01:49:22,140
The only thing that doesn't change is war. War never changes.

2300
01:49:22,140 --> 01:49:27,140
Except with future sport, because with future sport, future sport stops all wars.

2301
01:49:27,140 --> 01:49:31,140
This is a bizarre timeline where the strike didn't happen.

2302
01:49:31,140 --> 01:49:33,140
Where can we watch future sport?

2303
01:49:33,140 --> 01:49:38,140
I mean, if it's not a fucking TV, if it's oh, my God, please watch movie, watch movie, watch movie, to be.

2304
01:49:38,140 --> 01:49:45,140
Oh, my God. It does the link work. Yes. Oh, my God.

2305
01:49:45,140 --> 01:49:47,140
Please vote for it. Our worst movie.

2306
01:49:47,140 --> 01:49:49,140
It might be. But if we don't watch you did.

2307
01:49:49,140 --> 01:49:52,140
You made me do two Nick Cage movies in a row.

2308
01:49:52,140 --> 01:49:57,140
Let me do two Stephen DeGeneres movies.

2309
01:49:57,140 --> 01:50:00,140
Oh, man, I hope we're not there yet. I hope we do future sport.

2310
01:50:00,140 --> 01:50:03,140
OK. Oh, no, that just distracts us. Exactly.

2311
01:50:03,140 --> 01:50:05,140
There we go. No, we got to watch Night Court.

2312
01:50:05,140 --> 01:50:08,140
Would that be a thing? I'm sorry.

2313
01:50:08,140 --> 01:50:11,140
So they get in the elevator, the elevator breaks down.

2314
01:50:11,140 --> 01:50:15,140
And for like so like there's no no, I mean, they're running through.

2315
01:50:15,140 --> 01:50:22,140
That's the whole thing, too, with what I was talking about, the production, the amount of fucking pile up and all the shit that goes on.

2316
01:50:22,140 --> 01:50:24,140
No, no, wait, but that happens with the car.

2317
01:50:24,140 --> 01:50:27,140
No, no, they get in the elevator after the wait.

2318
01:50:27,140 --> 01:50:29,140
You got to remember this was 1988 for that budget.

2319
01:50:29,140 --> 01:50:31,140
That was some amazing stuff. That's a lot of shit.

2320
01:50:31,140 --> 01:50:37,140
You're telling me he goes through the sewer getting shot at by that and somehow miraculously ends up in the fucking hotel lobby.

2321
01:50:37,140 --> 01:50:39,140
Yes. Or whatever lobby. Yeah.

2322
01:50:39,140 --> 01:50:42,140
Where he runs everywhere they were in the diners.

2323
01:50:42,140 --> 01:50:45,140
He gives Julie the gun and goes, you don't realize there's no bullets right there, too.

2324
01:50:45,140 --> 01:50:48,140
You just point at people. They are right by the fucking one block.

2325
01:50:48,140 --> 01:50:51,140
This whole movie. Yeah, really. This whole movie is one block.

2326
01:50:51,140 --> 01:50:54,140
OK, they go a long round way just to get to a block away.

2327
01:50:54,140 --> 01:51:07,140
I'm smoking weed one thought at a time. So you're telling me that all that shit that happens when he's walking out into the just pure chaos that like like that was insane.

2328
01:51:07,140 --> 01:51:09,140
Like he goes into the diner for two seconds.

2329
01:51:09,140 --> 01:51:13,140
Julie does actually he gets on the pay phone to go call dude chips that. Yeah.

2330
01:51:13,140 --> 01:51:17,140
And then she goes in there. There's some lady looking at her flowers, you know, but she doesn't know that.

2331
01:51:17,140 --> 01:51:24,140
But I know that's fun. And then so she bails and then amongst all this chaos, some dude tries to grope her, whatever.

2332
01:51:24,140 --> 01:51:27,140
Get out of here. He screams at her or at the dude.

2333
01:51:27,140 --> 01:51:31,140
And then he goes, here's the gun. You just pointed at people. There's no bullets. They don't know that.

2334
01:51:31,140 --> 01:51:40,140
Be gone. And then I have to because he thinks that he sees the fucking helicopter guy who is just some guy in a Spider-Man outfit basically.

2335
01:51:40,140 --> 01:51:42,140
And then goes and sees him. Not the guy. And it's not him.

2336
01:51:42,140 --> 01:51:48,140
And then he jumps off of the top of a truck, ends up on top of a car.

2337
01:51:48,140 --> 01:51:52,140
The guy wildly shoots at him from the inside of the car.

2338
01:51:52,140 --> 01:51:55,140
He then fucks off from the car and then the guy chases. Yeah. OK.

2339
01:51:55,140 --> 01:52:00,140
The guy manages to crawl through all these fucking bodies with the other guy that crossed.

2340
01:52:00,140 --> 01:52:04,140
I want to pay to shoot at him. I want to paint this picture. Total chaos at the end.

2341
01:52:04,140 --> 01:52:08,140
If you have given seen this movie. So the end is like like we said, tension.

2342
01:52:08,140 --> 01:52:14,140
We assume you're going to watch this movie if you're if you've gotten this far. But anyway, I mean, this is the longest we've ever talked about a movie.

2343
01:52:14,140 --> 01:52:17,140
I think one of the better movies we've watched and one of the worst.

2344
01:52:17,140 --> 01:52:22,140
I just nothing wrong with this movie. Not a damn thing.

2345
01:52:22,140 --> 01:52:25,140
And this is definitely not the moon lap scene. The show. Two hours.

2346
01:52:25,140 --> 01:52:30,140
I'll say, dude, I'll say this. OK, that's true. No, no, it's real.

2347
01:52:30,140 --> 01:52:35,140
Isn't it? Yeah, that's true. No, the movie's real time. It's not shot in real time, but it's real.

2348
01:52:35,140 --> 01:52:42,140
Yeah, but I'm saying it's real time. The movie's real time. But like there's a whole like moon scene where it's like the moon moves like it goes a long way.

2349
01:52:42,140 --> 01:52:49,140
It's one hour fucking DVD player screen saver basically of a moon one hour just to have him go.

2350
01:52:49,140 --> 01:52:53,140
Oh, fuck. I woke up late. You know, like, oh, it's not real time.

2351
01:52:53,140 --> 01:52:57,140
Oh, no, the movie didn't come real time to the phone. I guess not. Yeah. Yeah.

2352
01:52:57,140 --> 01:53:01,140
But I mean, it's real time in that going back on it feels that way. But until the phone call, it's not real.

2353
01:53:01,140 --> 01:53:06,140
It's all day. No, for sure. Yeah, it's all day. But I mean, that was all in the same day.

2354
01:53:06,140 --> 01:53:10,140
So he jumps on this car and this guy who's his car.

2355
01:53:10,140 --> 01:53:13,140
My dude, there's a car on car pile pile.

2356
01:53:13,140 --> 01:53:19,140
We're talking cars are comically dukes of hazard flying over other cars and exploding.

2357
01:53:19,140 --> 01:53:22,140
And this dude sitting in his car, he's pissed off.

2358
01:53:22,140 --> 01:53:27,140
Obviously, anyone would be. And you're sitting in your car going like, well, fuck, I'm going to like.

2359
01:53:27,140 --> 01:53:31,140
I mean, like at that point, I'd be like, well, shit, my car is going to get fucked up.

2360
01:53:31,140 --> 01:53:35,140
Everything's fucked. What are we doing? Well, everybody already knows they're all dead at this point.

2361
01:53:35,140 --> 01:53:38,140
Well, no, because he probably didn't know about the new keys probably on his way to work.

2362
01:53:38,140 --> 01:53:43,140
It's five. It was radio. And so if you saw they were on the TV announcing and he broke the windows so everybody could hear.

2363
01:53:43,140 --> 01:53:46,140
Oh, yeah. No, everybody knows that's what the panic is now.

2364
01:53:46,140 --> 01:53:53,140
Everyone was kind of driving to the point. So anyway, he jumped on top of the of the car.

2365
01:53:53,140 --> 01:53:58,140
And you're right. You start shooting at him. But so I get that I get just firing randomly upwards.

2366
01:53:58,140 --> 01:54:03,140
I don't care. Yeah. Get off my car. But the amount of anger this guy gets, the amount of.

2367
01:54:03,140 --> 01:54:07,140
So he lets it all out on our main character. So he's like, no.

2368
01:54:07,140 --> 01:54:14,140
But so the main character fucks off his car, gets down, starts crawling for some reason under cars with these cars.

2369
01:54:14,140 --> 01:54:19,140
They not necessarily could have just ran, but he starts crawling underneath cars,

2370
01:54:19,140 --> 01:54:27,140
finds a sewer and starts going into it. But the whole time that fucking fat fucking whatever you do is T one thousand

2371
01:54:27,140 --> 01:54:39,140
and is on his ass with a revolver firing at him. And just he goes impossible angles, blind shooting into a shooting, into a sewer, almost hitting him several times.

2372
01:54:39,140 --> 01:54:48,140
And then the main guy ends up you're saying he comes out of that sewer in the hobby, the lobby and the bathroom that somehow got connected to all those tunnels.

2373
01:54:48,140 --> 01:54:54,140
And then they get in the hell. And then they get they go into the elevator for a far too long fucking scene.

2374
01:54:54,140 --> 01:54:56,140
Well, they had to have a comp. They had to get their last.

2375
01:54:56,140 --> 01:55:02,140
They had to establish that they loved each other, which fucking I mean, I guess we're going to.

2376
01:55:02,140 --> 01:55:12,140
If you're going to if you're going to condense and consolidate the time that you have to be able to signify that you love somebody in the heat of a impending nuclear attack, a toy.

2377
01:55:12,140 --> 01:55:23,140
Or yeah, yeah, you know, you don't have a lifetime. Your lifetime is 10 minutes. So you go through all the emotions, I guess, of psycho fucking until you get to the floor at the twenty eighth floor.

2378
01:55:23,140 --> 01:55:27,140
You hit pause and get undressed. And then by the 30th floor is where the roof is.

2379
01:55:27,140 --> 01:55:33,140
It's 30 stories. And so you got two floors left. Get it done. But the elevator, do they fuck? No, they don't fuck.

2380
01:55:33,140 --> 01:55:37,140
We don't know. Controversial moment. It's we don't know. They don't fuck.

2381
01:55:37,140 --> 01:55:46,140
I'll say this, because I are not blue to your point, Jesse. You can take any high stakes situation that feels high stakes.

2382
01:55:46,140 --> 01:55:57,140
Like so like take prom night. Right. When you're in high school and you go to prom night, there's a lot of expectation, a lot of high stakes, a lot of like ritual, a lot of like this.

2383
01:55:57,140 --> 01:56:10,140
There's so much to it that it's not just a dance. It's not just another date with your girlfriend. It's not just whatever. It's momentous. And it's something you have to plan for and something that you want to last.

2384
01:56:10,140 --> 01:56:14,140
So many moments you're looking for. Yeah. You need a cement.

2385
01:56:14,140 --> 01:56:27,140
But damn it. OK. OK. Well, took a very beautiful thing that I was saying and turned it filthy. But all right. Thanks, Jesse. So, yeah, I lost my track.

2386
01:56:27,140 --> 01:56:46,140
I was going to say, so all right, take impending nuclear war. That is also very high stakes. It's not the same feeling of trying to plant a prompt, but I'm saying you can condense a lot of high emotion into funneled out into whatever it's going to be.

2387
01:56:46,140 --> 01:56:51,140
So I see that elevator scene as two people being like, fuck it. I love you because I would have eventually.

2388
01:56:51,140 --> 01:56:59,140
It's not fucking though. It's not fucking like I'm not going to. I've been hiding this for so long. I don't know, because there were so many artistic choices in this movie.

2389
01:56:59,140 --> 01:57:07,140
And then and then, yeah, that that thing. This is a weird chick. You got to start with that premise. She's oh, my God.

2390
01:57:07,140 --> 01:57:12,140
What's wrong with her? She is first of all, I can't wake her up because she's on volume already.

2391
01:57:12,140 --> 01:57:23,140
She gets there's some weird things in the background. So bummed out over being ghosted. Yeah. That's what's about volumes. And then what are they trying to give her to wake her up after that?

2392
01:57:23,140 --> 01:57:31,140
Oh, diet pills, diet pills. I have some diet pills to wake her up. So she's a regular 80s person.

2393
01:57:31,140 --> 01:57:39,140
I don't know what the fuck are you talking about? Every adult in the 80s, a value to go to sleep and diet pills to wake up.

2394
01:57:39,140 --> 01:57:42,140
That's how the 80s work. Mr. Rogers neighborhood.

2395
01:57:42,140 --> 01:57:47,140
Just look at Valium and he did the same shit. He's the most wholesome person on the planet.

2396
01:57:47,140 --> 01:57:52,140
Hopped up on volume and diet pills. I don't know what to fucking tell you.

2397
01:57:52,140 --> 01:57:56,140
So the choice is he would open hand slap his wife. You know what I mean?

2398
01:57:56,140 --> 01:58:00,140
Like you wouldn't. It is a Mr. Rogers. Why not? Why not?

2399
01:58:00,140 --> 01:58:06,140
I'm just saying much like people in the 80s. Yeah, I we are to assume all these things about Rogers being a wife abuser.

2400
01:58:06,140 --> 01:58:14,140
Jesse, again, you're taking something beautiful and whimsical made for children and turning it into something wrong.

2401
01:58:14,140 --> 01:58:20,140
So they're in this elevator about the cosby did this is a gout. They tell each other that they love each other.

2402
01:58:20,140 --> 01:58:28,140
They get maybe 10 percent naked. They lose the top layer of some clothing.

2403
01:58:28,140 --> 01:58:33,140
And then you did not watch this very closely. You were on your phone, weren't you? No. OK.

2404
01:58:33,140 --> 01:58:36,140
Yes, you were making up passion. You were on your phone.

2405
01:58:36,140 --> 01:58:40,140
They're making up Ashley clothes are being removed. Wait, they pause the elevator.

2406
01:58:40,140 --> 01:58:43,140
Wait, it comes back on. It comes back on.

2407
01:58:43,140 --> 01:58:50,140
And they're at the top of the elevator now leaned against the side post.

2408
01:58:50,140 --> 01:58:54,140
Basically, they're not. They're hugging and doing that aftercare.

2409
01:58:54,140 --> 01:58:56,140
Dude, there's no they're in aftercare at this point.

2410
01:58:56,140 --> 01:59:00,140
Way that I yes, you were watching on your phone. OK, it's me.

2411
01:59:00,140 --> 01:59:05,140
I didn't catch that either. Let's go. Here we go. Let's find the we're going to last year.

2412
01:59:05,140 --> 01:59:08,140
The non sex scene sex scene. So here we go.

2413
01:59:08,140 --> 01:59:10,140
They're they're talking. Yeah.

2414
01:59:10,140 --> 01:59:13,140
Well, that's it's a very long non sex scene. So watch here.

2415
01:59:13,140 --> 01:59:15,140
Watch. I love you. I love you.

2416
01:59:15,140 --> 01:59:18,140
Everything's red. What the clothes come out.

2417
01:59:18,140 --> 01:59:20,140
We're not going to live anymore. We're not going to live anymore.

2418
01:59:20,140 --> 01:59:23,140
Why is there a choice here to take their clothes off?

2419
01:59:23,140 --> 01:59:31,140
It might have been warm. I don't even know if they take their clothes off. Hold on. Let's let's read.

2420
01:59:31,140 --> 01:59:34,140
OK, here we go. Here we go. Weird make out.

2421
01:59:34,140 --> 01:59:38,140
Hey, but you know, it's crazy. Thirty five years later, they're doing this in real life.

2422
01:59:38,140 --> 01:59:40,140
It's crazy. It is insane.

2423
01:59:40,140 --> 01:59:44,140
I bet it's better kissing than this fake kissing was then.

2424
01:59:44,140 --> 01:59:46,140
But I bet you might take a little more like Paula.

2425
01:59:46,140 --> 01:59:50,140
I bet you when they do when they make out, they picture the clothes.

2426
01:59:50,140 --> 01:59:53,140
See, this is exactly they're both disrobing for.

2427
01:59:53,140 --> 01:59:57,140
And then they write is there a you're telling me in the five floors.

2428
01:59:57,140 --> 02:00:01,140
Watch. Watch. I know that's my point about it being a horrible choice.

2429
02:00:01,140 --> 02:00:05,140
No, watch. OK, you're poking fun of how quick it was poking it voted out.

2430
02:00:05,140 --> 02:00:07,140
No. Oh, yeah. Now it's uncovered.

2431
02:00:07,140 --> 02:00:11,140
Like, OK, I'll stand up and do the best. They were about to fuck.

2432
02:00:11,140 --> 02:00:13,140
They were trying to show you to fuck.

2433
02:00:13,140 --> 02:00:15,140
OK, what they did not. I'll give it to you.

2434
02:00:15,140 --> 02:00:17,140
The point of it's the same. No.

2435
02:00:17,140 --> 02:00:20,140
You're you're not letting us keep it at the emotional point of say

2436
02:00:20,140 --> 02:00:24,140
you're specifically say these two people fucked.

2437
02:00:24,140 --> 02:00:25,140
I just pulled up evidence.

2438
02:00:25,140 --> 02:00:29,140
I challenge anybody listen to this podcast who's seen this movie

2439
02:00:29,140 --> 02:00:31,140
to tell me that those two people fought it up.

2440
02:00:31,140 --> 02:00:33,140
One hour, 18 minutes, 40 seconds. OK.

2441
02:00:33,140 --> 02:00:35,140
Yeah, exactly. What? What? Watch.

2442
02:00:35,140 --> 02:00:39,140
These are the 10 seconds. So OK. Just for the view. Wait, wait.

2443
02:00:39,140 --> 02:00:42,140
Just however, the whole scene and stand here.

2444
02:00:42,140 --> 02:00:47,140
The whole scene in the probably watch the whole scene, let it play out, play out to their.

2445
02:00:47,140 --> 02:00:51,140
OK. They were about to cut back.

2446
02:00:51,140 --> 02:00:56,140
Yeah. And then watch.

2447
02:00:56,140 --> 02:00:59,140
They just go back to the world because they're hiding from this guy.

2448
02:00:59,140 --> 02:01:03,140
I know from the crazy guy. I think he was saying he was fucking the corpse.

2449
02:01:03,140 --> 02:01:06,140
He was fucking a corpse. Andy. Yeah.

2450
02:01:06,140 --> 02:01:10,140
Well, that's what he was doing. All right. Hey, I see it.

2451
02:01:10,140 --> 02:01:13,140
I I didn't realize this the first run around.

2452
02:01:13,140 --> 02:01:15,140
That was my point. It was all a choice.

2453
02:01:15,140 --> 02:01:18,140
The juxtaposition of the love versus the crazy guy.

2454
02:01:18,140 --> 02:01:21,140
Yeah, that was the point. The director was OK. Great.

2455
02:01:21,140 --> 02:01:24,140
I 100 percent I follow that.

2456
02:01:24,140 --> 02:01:27,140
But I'll tell you one thing. They did not fuck in that elevator, Mike.

2457
02:01:27,140 --> 02:01:31,140
Yeah, that that guy got more ass than he did in the elevator.

2458
02:01:31,140 --> 02:01:33,140
That guy fucking that corpse.

2459
02:01:33,140 --> 02:01:36,140
Yes. Further with that corpse than he did in that elevator with her.

2460
02:01:36,140 --> 02:01:39,140
OK, it's metaphorical. But yes, it's.

2461
02:01:39,140 --> 02:01:41,140
I don't even.

2462
02:01:41,140 --> 02:01:43,140
You know, I don't see the dead horse here.

2463
02:01:43,140 --> 02:01:45,140
Well, he's been the dead horse, not you.

2464
02:01:45,140 --> 02:01:50,140
He would have to beat his horse because he didn't get any from this lady.

2465
02:01:50,140 --> 02:01:53,140
The other guy. Oh, yeah. He's fucking a dead horse.

2466
02:01:53,140 --> 02:01:57,140
But for I really please, for the love of God,

2467
02:01:57,140 --> 02:01:59,140
even if you're going to watch nothing else in your life,

2468
02:01:59,140 --> 02:02:02,140
watch from 18 minutes to 19 minutes.

2469
02:02:02,140 --> 02:02:06,140
Continue watching this crazy guys rant and it goes even further.

2470
02:02:06,140 --> 02:02:09,140
This is the way it goes. Yeah.

2471
02:02:09,140 --> 02:02:11,140
It's way before this. Yeah.

2472
02:02:11,140 --> 02:02:14,140
They start. They start on the first look how far they.

2473
02:02:14,140 --> 02:02:17,140
Oh, yeah. No, for sure. I know lights go out every.

2474
02:02:17,140 --> 02:02:19,140
Yes. Yeah. They're making out right.

2475
02:02:19,140 --> 02:02:22,140
She's got the whole thing is a four minute fucking scene.

2476
02:02:22,140 --> 02:02:25,140
Now watch. OK, so here's the thing. They're making out right now.

2477
02:02:25,140 --> 02:02:27,140
That he takes his jacket off.

2478
02:02:27,140 --> 02:02:29,140
She takes her jacket off now.

2479
02:02:29,140 --> 02:02:33,140
Now the elevator starts moving. It's going up floors.

2480
02:02:33,140 --> 02:02:34,140
It's going up floors.

2481
02:02:34,140 --> 02:02:37,140
They literally just started making out. Now they're at the thing.

2482
02:02:37,140 --> 02:02:40,140
That was the director showed you time passing, by the way.

2483
02:02:40,140 --> 02:02:43,140
Open just like the moon. No, I don't think that's a moon call.

2484
02:02:43,140 --> 02:02:46,140
And they look they stop because they didn't even get to fuck.

2485
02:02:46,140 --> 02:02:49,140
So, OK, but anyway, it's not a question.

2486
02:02:49,140 --> 02:02:53,140
OK, you know what? Everything's not literal.

2487
02:02:53,140 --> 02:02:57,140
I what the it's not.

2488
02:02:57,140 --> 02:03:00,140
No, this is this is the silliest thing we've ever argued about.

2489
02:03:00,140 --> 02:03:03,140
And I feel like I'm not going to fucking back down one bit.

2490
02:03:03,140 --> 02:03:05,140
Jesse, I'm going to get moderating.

2491
02:03:05,140 --> 02:03:09,140
I'm giving you full executive power one way or the other.

2492
02:03:09,140 --> 02:03:13,140
Did they fuck? And I will say I don't wait, wait, before before we say,

2493
02:03:13,140 --> 02:03:16,140
will you stand by Jesse's, Jesse's judgment?

2494
02:03:16,140 --> 02:03:18,140
I don't think he thinks that they find it.

2495
02:03:18,140 --> 02:03:23,140
I don't think they fucked. I think it's a metaphorical they.

2496
02:03:23,140 --> 02:03:26,140
They wanted to engage in a passionate love scene.

2497
02:03:26,140 --> 02:03:30,140
And he's saying that they want to contrast that with the guy violating a corpse.

2498
02:03:30,140 --> 02:03:33,140
Right. As to show the whatever.

2499
02:03:33,140 --> 02:03:36,140
I have eyes. I see a passionate love scene.

2500
02:03:36,140 --> 02:03:39,140
You said they fucked. I thought that's what we've been arguing about.

2501
02:03:39,140 --> 02:03:42,140
So it's just shorting it referred to the tape at some point.

2502
02:03:42,140 --> 02:03:46,140
You if you can find where I was, you just said you were going to accept his verdict.

2503
02:03:46,140 --> 02:03:48,140
He gave you his verdict and you're not accepting.

2504
02:03:48,140 --> 02:03:51,140
I'm accepting. Let's move on.

2505
02:03:51,140 --> 02:03:54,140
This sucks. I hate this shit.

2506
02:03:54,140 --> 02:03:56,140
Anyway, they blah, blah, blah.

2507
02:03:56,140 --> 02:04:02,140
I'm not going to make any getting confused music.

2508
02:04:02,140 --> 02:04:05,140
Honestly, I don't blame any because honestly, this is the part.

2509
02:04:05,140 --> 02:04:09,140
Andy did watch this very distracted dude shows up like a fucking house in this scene.

2510
02:04:09,140 --> 02:04:13,140
Yeah, he was watching on his phone between your phone going back and forth here.

2511
02:04:13,140 --> 02:04:18,140
So the Internet was going to post all the bullshit in the elevator.

2512
02:04:18,140 --> 02:04:22,140
Guy defiling the file, the violating is that when he worded it.

2513
02:04:22,140 --> 02:04:26,140
Nobody is finally see the helicopter. They lost all hope. Now they got hope.

2514
02:04:26,140 --> 02:04:28,140
The helicopters here. Helicopter just showed up.

2515
02:04:28,140 --> 02:04:30,140
Yeah, we got it. We got to give some hope now.

2516
02:04:30,140 --> 02:04:32,140
But I guess still standing in the background.

2517
02:04:32,140 --> 02:04:34,140
I'll tell you one thing. That pilot is not the guy.

2518
02:04:34,140 --> 02:04:36,140
What do you mean? No, no. Look at the guy.

2519
02:04:36,140 --> 02:04:42,140
Oh, you're talking about this helicopter and then look at the actor who's going to fly this helicopter.

2520
02:04:42,140 --> 02:04:44,140
Full gear up there. Yeah, we got to wait for this to go.

2521
02:04:44,140 --> 02:04:48,140
Can you actually see him? I'm waiting for the thing to go away.

2522
02:04:48,140 --> 02:04:52,140
Like blurs the top of the screen a little bit. You see that's not. Yeah.

2523
02:04:52,140 --> 02:04:56,140
Yeah, the guy's shirtless. Oh, yeah, that's not him. No, that's not.

2524
02:04:56,140 --> 02:04:59,140
Oh, yeah, that is. He's got head gear on the whole line.

2525
02:04:59,140 --> 02:05:03,140
You are. Anyway, they go into the helicopter.

2526
02:05:03,140 --> 02:05:06,140
All right, that's him. No, no, that's him.

2527
02:05:06,140 --> 02:05:10,140
But it's not the same guy. He's also seen sideways. Same.

2528
02:05:10,140 --> 02:05:16,140
For some reason, the big buff dude has changed clothes.

2529
02:05:16,140 --> 02:05:20,140
He's changed clothing, but he's also literally just spitting up blood.

2530
02:05:20,140 --> 02:05:23,140
It's blowing my mind. I reckon that's it from something and I cannot think of what it is.

2531
02:05:23,140 --> 02:05:27,140
I'm going to look it up in just a second. He's like in a Conan the Barbarian movie or something.

2532
02:05:27,140 --> 02:05:35,140
Anyway, they get into the helicopter. Oh, mind you. OK, so the yuppie from the very beginning is now somehow lost his mind on drugs.

2533
02:05:35,140 --> 02:05:40,140
Yeah. Yeah. That's the whole thing. He says he says I'm doing all the drugs, baby.

2534
02:05:40,140 --> 02:05:47,140
No, I get it. But I'm saying like, oh, that might have been a drug that might have been like OD person on the ground.

2535
02:05:47,140 --> 02:05:51,140
He might have been checking on them. No, he was zipping his pants up.

2536
02:05:51,140 --> 02:05:57,140
I didn't say how, but I will say there was like it looked like nitrous tanks and shit like that hanging around.

2537
02:05:57,140 --> 02:06:01,140
Oh, so he was getting he just said and he actually said the line.

2538
02:06:01,140 --> 02:06:04,140
He said the line. I fried my brain for nothing. Yeah.

2539
02:06:04,140 --> 02:06:10,140
Oh, but then earlier we did see one missile fly over them and all of the other way.

2540
02:06:10,140 --> 02:06:13,140
Right. It was like it was still it was coming this way, but from the ocean.

2541
02:06:13,140 --> 02:06:17,140
But everyone thought that or no, that's from North Dakota.

2542
02:06:17,140 --> 02:06:20,140
Whatever. Everyone thought it was going to hit like they thought, oh, shit, this is the one.

2543
02:06:20,140 --> 02:06:24,140
But then it went past them. He's like, it's going all the way to fucking one.

2544
02:06:24,140 --> 02:06:29,140
And I was like, oh, cool. Now we're looking at now they're standing on the roof.

2545
02:06:29,140 --> 02:06:35,140
They're in the helicopter. Three missiles are heading and they're dropping and they're heading right towards L.A.

2546
02:06:35,140 --> 02:06:38,140
This is such a gnarly scene. I do like the imagery of this.

2547
02:06:38,140 --> 02:06:43,140
This imagery of this fucking nukes. So the new goes off.

2548
02:06:43,140 --> 02:06:48,140
You see a very cool imagery of the yuppie guy getting fried.

2549
02:06:48,140 --> 02:06:50,140
Sarah Connor, Terminator two. Yeah.

2550
02:06:50,140 --> 02:06:53,140
You see some weird choices, but they're in the tarpets.

2551
02:06:53,140 --> 02:06:58,140
So they're fine. Looks like when it's being nuked.

2552
02:06:58,140 --> 02:07:04,140
And it's just shaking a little and it's shaking and losing power.

2553
02:07:04,140 --> 02:07:06,140
Oh, he actually says what we don't know.

2554
02:07:06,140 --> 02:07:09,140
He actually says the MP. Yeah, the control.

2555
02:07:09,140 --> 02:07:15,140
So the helicopter is now falling. But so one bomb went off and it was an MP.

2556
02:07:15,140 --> 02:07:20,140
Now, this scene implies almost because you see the mammoth, you see all that shit that they're going to go into the tarpets.

2557
02:07:20,140 --> 02:07:23,140
They do go in the tarpets. No, they don't. They go in straight water.

2558
02:07:23,140 --> 02:07:27,140
No, but that's the tarpets on top of the water. I guess there's water on the tarpets.

2559
02:07:27,140 --> 02:07:32,140
They float around all I think. I think what you're thinking of is like a cartoon representation of what tarpets would be like.

2560
02:07:32,140 --> 02:07:34,140
I'm black. The real ones don't. Yeah.

2561
02:07:34,140 --> 02:07:37,140
Once you step on it, you immediately get sucked into oblivion.

2562
02:07:37,140 --> 02:07:41,140
I don't think that's what tarpets are. No, I haven't been.

2563
02:07:41,140 --> 02:07:47,140
No, but I think they literally showed it bubbling up earlier. It's more viscous. It's more liquidy than you've been there.

2564
02:07:47,140 --> 02:07:49,140
They're in the tarpets right now. OK, yeah.

2565
02:07:49,140 --> 02:07:52,140
They're in it. I'm not denying that they were in the tarpets.

2566
02:07:52,140 --> 02:07:57,140
I'm saying that what they were using to represent the tarpets, I don't think is. I know.

2567
02:07:57,140 --> 02:07:59,140
I get what you're saying. Oh, yeah.

2568
02:07:59,140 --> 02:08:03,140
They couldn't they didn't represent what a tarpets experience would actually feel like.

2569
02:08:03,140 --> 02:08:07,140
This wasn't filmed in the tarpets. It's hard. I thought they didn't.

2570
02:08:07,140 --> 02:08:10,140
No, no, no. See, I get lost. I think it's done so well.

2571
02:08:10,140 --> 02:08:13,140
I think it will. Jesse, they're in the tarpets right now.

2572
02:08:13,140 --> 02:08:18,140
They're about to die. What are you talking about? It doesn't look like the tarpets.

2573
02:08:18,140 --> 02:08:21,140
Yeah, but it is very watery. Yeah, because that's how you're going to fill this.

2574
02:08:21,140 --> 02:08:25,140
But they did the imagery so well.

2575
02:08:25,140 --> 02:08:30,140
So anyway, he's now trying to you know, he will he's trying to comfort her best he can.

2576
02:08:30,140 --> 02:08:33,140
They're inside the helicopter. It's filling up with tarp at water.

2577
02:08:33,140 --> 02:08:36,140
That's basically just water and they're going to drown.

2578
02:08:36,140 --> 02:08:39,140
But what he says to her is kind of kind of profound.

2579
02:08:39,140 --> 02:08:41,140
He goes, he says, you know what? We're in the tarpets.

2580
02:08:41,140 --> 02:08:46,140
Maybe one day they'll dig us up and she's like, and they'll put us in a museum.

2581
02:08:46,140 --> 02:08:52,140
And he's like, maybe. And then she goes, or we just get blown up into atoms because that's how nukes work.

2582
02:08:52,140 --> 02:08:56,140
And we get all our atoms swirled up together. And he's like, yeah, maybe, maybe.

2583
02:08:56,140 --> 02:09:01,140
And so is that and then I think that's it. Yeah, that's pretty much the end.

2584
02:09:01,140 --> 02:09:05,140
So it's it's incredibly hopeless. It cuts to it cuts to a white.

2585
02:09:05,140 --> 02:09:07,140
He's like, maybe we get a direct hit.

2586
02:09:07,140 --> 02:09:12,140
We just what he says earlier earlier is foreshadowing that he says, I think it's the insects turn now.

2587
02:09:12,140 --> 02:09:17,140
Oh, yeah, that's right. Mike's Mike's favorite line. He told me that while I was watching.

2588
02:09:17,140 --> 02:09:19,140
He's like, he's like, what's going to happen?

2589
02:09:19,140 --> 02:09:23,140
And he says, I think it's the insects turn turn down to like, you know.

2590
02:09:23,140 --> 02:09:28,140
And so that is a good one. Overall, I mean, I feel like we gave all our opinions.

2591
02:09:28,140 --> 02:09:31,140
That was a fucking that was a that was a good solid review.

2592
02:09:31,140 --> 02:09:39,140
We don't typically go that that in depth. I give this movie a very high recommendation.

2593
02:09:39,140 --> 02:09:41,140
I'm just going to be straight up. I give it a B.

2594
02:09:41,140 --> 02:09:44,140
Plus, it's one of my favorite things we've watched on this on the show.

2595
02:09:44,140 --> 02:09:53,140
It is tense. It's I like the eerie kind of synth backdrop music that plays throughout the whole thing.

2596
02:09:53,140 --> 02:09:56,140
It's fun. It's nice to listen to. It was done by Tangerine Dream.

2597
02:09:56,140 --> 02:10:04,140
Yeah, which I've actually had. I have songs by them from other other, you know, like they just they do cool shit. Right.

2598
02:10:04,140 --> 02:10:08,140
It's so close to what I said. I have.

2599
02:10:08,140 --> 02:10:13,140
Let's see who is the who is the big motherfucker in Miracle Mile?

2600
02:10:13,140 --> 02:10:16,140
Oh, the big helicopter pilot guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2601
02:10:16,140 --> 02:10:19,140
He's got a distinct face. I'd be able to point it out.

2602
02:10:19,140 --> 02:10:22,140
Well, there was a scar on his face on here. It's probably this dude.

2603
02:10:22,140 --> 02:10:27,140
Does he look like he has the face for it should say helicopter pilot on it?

2604
02:10:27,140 --> 02:10:30,140
Well, I know it says Babler is not that one.

2605
02:10:30,140 --> 02:10:34,140
Now, what's a Babler? I think Babler was the guy at the on the roof at the end.

2606
02:10:34,140 --> 02:10:40,140
Maybe. No, that's the other dude. OK. Yeah.

2607
02:10:40,140 --> 02:10:43,140
Well, shit should be on here. Right.

2608
02:10:43,140 --> 02:10:48,140
I can't. Oh, no, that's like no.

2609
02:10:48,140 --> 02:10:53,140
Well, again, I hope that guy's not him.

2610
02:10:53,140 --> 02:10:58,140
That's the big guy at the diner. No, I guess to see.

2611
02:10:58,140 --> 02:11:08,140
I'm just kidding. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's much, much, much later.

2612
02:11:08,140 --> 02:11:11,140
No, it looks like Al Pacino.

2613
02:11:11,140 --> 02:11:16,140
He does. Yeah, he's older. Yeah, that's Al Pacino.

2614
02:11:16,140 --> 02:11:21,140
No, that's definitely not him, dude. That's not him.

2615
02:11:21,140 --> 02:11:29,140
He did. That's what he's on.

2616
02:11:29,140 --> 02:11:31,140
What? Look for muscular?

2617
02:11:31,140 --> 02:11:34,140
Well, just look for a picture from type in 1988. Maybe it's on him.

2618
02:11:34,140 --> 02:11:36,140
That's yeah. That's I don't even know.

2619
02:11:36,140 --> 02:11:38,140
That was it. Look like it. Yeah.

2620
02:11:38,140 --> 02:11:41,140
But anyway, he might have been a cross dresser.

2621
02:11:41,140 --> 02:11:43,140
Maybe he might have been dressers.

2622
02:11:43,140 --> 02:11:46,140
Something something. Anyway, the pause. OK.

2623
02:11:46,140 --> 02:11:51,140
Well, we can't whatever. That was the most boring minute.

2624
02:11:51,140 --> 02:11:55,140
So sorry. OK, great. Danny, Danny De La Paz.

2625
02:11:55,140 --> 02:11:58,140
OK, so you're giving it a B plus. I'm giving it a B plus.

2626
02:11:58,140 --> 02:12:02,140
Absolutely loved it. I was going D until the carnage happened.

2627
02:12:02,140 --> 02:12:05,140
Then I went to C plus. OK.

2628
02:12:05,140 --> 02:12:08,140
OK, that's what I put.

2629
02:12:08,140 --> 02:12:12,140
So average that out. See, I gave it a no happy endings here.

2630
02:12:12,140 --> 02:12:13,140
So that was a movie, I guess.

2631
02:12:13,140 --> 02:12:16,140
I'm going to be depressed by a good indie film. Watch this.

2632
02:12:16,140 --> 02:12:21,140
It's either one of the best, most thought provoking films of the 80s or it's a piece of crap.

2633
02:12:21,140 --> 02:12:29,140
I really can't be. I really can be convinced either way because there's so much bad, but there's so much good.

2634
02:12:29,140 --> 02:12:33,140
Like for this movies in real time, it's the best use I've seen of real time.

2635
02:12:33,140 --> 02:12:38,140
It's like 24 was all done in an hour with a soundtrack by Tangerine Dream.

2636
02:12:38,140 --> 02:12:41,140
It's insane. But somehow it works.

2637
02:12:41,140 --> 02:12:47,140
Some of the dialogue writing is lazy, but the overall movie is great.

2638
02:12:47,140 --> 02:12:49,140
B.

2639
02:12:49,140 --> 02:12:53,140
Well, parts of it and other parts are kind of lazy.

2640
02:12:53,140 --> 02:12:55,140
What's the hurry, Harry?

2641
02:12:55,140 --> 02:12:57,140
That's a good line.

2642
02:12:57,140 --> 02:13:00,140
It's a good line. It's a cheesy line.

2643
02:13:00,140 --> 02:13:03,140
So you said one of the best representation of real time.

2644
02:13:03,140 --> 02:13:06,140
Real time video. I like that last hour a lot.

2645
02:13:06,140 --> 02:13:07,140
So I like.

2646
02:13:07,140 --> 02:13:10,140
If they didn't have the first 20 minutes, I would have loved this movie probably.

2647
02:13:10,140 --> 02:13:13,140
That first 20 that it dropped in a half a letter grade to me.

2648
02:13:13,140 --> 02:13:15,140
I was 20 years old.

2649
02:13:15,140 --> 02:13:17,140
I still don't care about you.

2650
02:13:17,140 --> 02:13:20,140
Well, she doesn't. She's not integral to the story.

2651
02:13:20,140 --> 02:13:21,140
He didn't show it to you.

2652
02:13:21,140 --> 02:13:24,140
No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't matter who Julie was.

2653
02:13:24,140 --> 02:13:26,140
It makes no difference to the story.

2654
02:13:26,140 --> 02:13:30,140
Well, it doesn't that he has to run around, but it could have been anyone else could have been his mother.

2655
02:13:30,140 --> 02:13:32,140
It could have been his brother.

2656
02:13:32,140 --> 02:13:33,140
He's not from there.

2657
02:13:33,140 --> 02:13:38,140
Anybody else he was trying to say out of town business, the same movie business person.

2658
02:13:38,140 --> 02:13:40,140
OK, but it's still the same movie.

2659
02:13:40,140 --> 02:13:43,140
If he's from out of town and he's coming, his brother's moved to L.A.

2660
02:13:43,140 --> 02:13:45,140
and now he's got to find his brother.

2661
02:13:45,140 --> 02:13:46,140
It's the same movie.

2662
02:13:46,140 --> 02:13:49,140
It doesn't change anything.

2663
02:13:49,140 --> 02:13:52,140
Well, well, yeah, they're not making out an elevator.

2664
02:13:52,140 --> 02:13:53,140
I like. Yeah.

2665
02:13:53,140 --> 02:13:56,140
What is his brother going to do in the elevator?

2666
02:13:56,140 --> 02:13:59,140
I'm just saying I don't think she's that into the movie.

2667
02:13:59,140 --> 02:14:01,140
I love being a brother with you.

2668
02:14:01,140 --> 02:14:02,140
Sokol Hauer Brothers, brother.

2669
02:14:02,140 --> 02:14:07,140
Yes. I think this movie is about him and his choices in the chicken littleness.

2670
02:14:07,140 --> 02:14:09,140
You didn't have much to do with her. Yeah.

2671
02:14:09,140 --> 02:14:11,140
I said B plus. You said C plus.

2672
02:14:11,140 --> 02:14:16,140
So we're going to be then solid B minus.

2673
02:14:16,140 --> 02:14:17,140
So it'd be minus B minus.

2674
02:14:17,140 --> 02:14:20,140
We'll give it to be minus Miracle Mile B minus.

2675
02:14:20,140 --> 02:14:21,140
It's a very good movie.

2676
02:14:21,140 --> 02:14:22,140
Very good movie.

2677
02:14:22,140 --> 02:14:25,140
Or it's not whatever.

2678
02:14:25,140 --> 02:14:27,140
So stop provoking.

2679
02:14:27,140 --> 02:14:29,140
Let's vote for our next movie.

2680
02:14:29,140 --> 02:14:30,140
Hey, I have a question.

2681
02:14:30,140 --> 02:14:31,140
Oh, yeah.

2682
02:14:31,140 --> 02:14:32,140
If this movie.

2683
02:14:32,140 --> 02:14:33,140
Oh, yeah.

2684
02:14:33,140 --> 02:14:36,140
Just because I'm curious about something on this movie.

2685
02:14:36,140 --> 02:14:38,140
I mean, you know, they're not going to change it.

2686
02:14:38,140 --> 02:14:40,140
Could they make this movie today at all?

2687
02:14:40,140 --> 02:14:41,140
Yeah.

2688
02:14:41,140 --> 02:14:45,140
I mean, just know that they rely so much on the phones and the technology.

2689
02:14:45,140 --> 02:14:46,140
Yeah.

2690
02:14:46,140 --> 02:14:49,140
The whole plot is based around a miss our phone call.

2691
02:14:49,140 --> 02:14:50,140
No, because think about this.

2692
02:14:50,140 --> 02:14:51,140
You would never get.

2693
02:14:51,140 --> 02:14:52,140
No, you would just get it.

2694
02:14:52,140 --> 02:14:55,140
No, because like nowadays it would end up being like somebody taking a poor

2695
02:14:55,140 --> 02:14:57,140
Jan post seriously or something like that.

2696
02:14:57,140 --> 02:14:58,140
You know what I mean?

2697
02:14:58,140 --> 02:15:01,140
But everyone would know in instance nowadays.

2698
02:15:01,140 --> 02:15:02,140
That's the whole point.

2699
02:15:02,140 --> 02:15:03,140
It's all real time now.

2700
02:15:03,140 --> 02:15:04,140
Right.

2701
02:15:04,140 --> 02:15:06,140
And then you can have this.

2702
02:15:06,140 --> 02:15:07,140
Yeah.

2703
02:15:07,140 --> 02:15:08,140
Yeah.

2704
02:15:08,140 --> 02:15:09,140
Yeah.

2705
02:15:09,140 --> 02:15:11,140
If you're OK, if you're going like modern modern day.

2706
02:15:11,140 --> 02:15:12,140
Yeah.

2707
02:15:12,140 --> 02:15:13,140
That's what I would see is like someone.

2708
02:15:13,140 --> 02:15:14,140
Yeah.

2709
02:15:14,140 --> 02:15:16,140
Someone sees a kind of happening in Hawaii.

2710
02:15:16,140 --> 02:15:17,140
Yeah.

2711
02:15:17,140 --> 02:15:20,140
This happened in Hawaii just just a year ago or whatever.

2712
02:15:20,140 --> 02:15:24,140
They said they accidentally set off the the the nukes are coming alarm that

2713
02:15:24,140 --> 02:15:25,140
they have in Hawaii.

2714
02:15:25,140 --> 02:15:26,140
Oh, shit.

2715
02:15:26,140 --> 02:15:29,140
They accidentally set that off like a year ago.

2716
02:15:29,140 --> 02:15:32,140
And and everybody was fine.

2717
02:15:32,140 --> 02:15:35,140
They just told them right on their cell phones, they sent out a new alert

2718
02:15:35,140 --> 02:15:38,140
just minutes later saying, oh, that was a mistake.

2719
02:15:38,140 --> 02:15:39,140
Mahalo to everybody.

2720
02:15:39,140 --> 02:15:40,140
And everybody's fine.

2721
02:15:40,140 --> 02:15:41,140
And nobody panic.

2722
02:15:41,140 --> 02:15:43,140
Nobody ran over anybody.

2723
02:15:43,140 --> 02:15:46,140
Shot out the top of their cars, jumped on their cars.

2724
02:15:46,140 --> 02:15:48,140
You know, I'm saying this wouldn't happen today.

2725
02:15:48,140 --> 02:15:54,140
I I think I like Jesse's idea of seeing a seeing a Facebook post or delete a

2726
02:15:54,140 --> 02:15:57,140
tweet that says like run.

2727
02:15:57,140 --> 02:16:01,140
It's it's or putting something in code.

2728
02:16:01,140 --> 02:16:05,140
And then that person with a link and then someone like some someone like

2729
02:16:05,140 --> 02:16:09,140
who's watching this stuff like decryption finds out that that's code for like

2730
02:16:09,140 --> 02:16:13,140
nukes are on the way or nuclear war and then tries to get the message out online.

2731
02:16:13,140 --> 02:16:15,140
It wouldn't be the same kind of movie.

2732
02:16:15,140 --> 02:16:16,140
It would be much different.

2733
02:16:16,140 --> 02:16:17,140
So you couldn't make it.

2734
02:16:17,140 --> 02:16:19,140
I don't think it would be made in the same way.

2735
02:16:19,140 --> 02:16:21,140
It just relies so much on the cell phone.

2736
02:16:21,140 --> 02:16:23,140
I thought about this.

2737
02:16:23,140 --> 02:16:27,140
If I were to make a movie, I think almost definitely I would place it in a

2738
02:16:27,140 --> 02:16:31,140
world either where cell phones aren't really used very often, don't exist or

2739
02:16:31,140 --> 02:16:33,140
pre cell phone.

2740
02:16:33,140 --> 02:16:34,140
So like what's this?

2741
02:16:34,140 --> 02:16:39,140
No, I guess the impugn point was like, oh, well, because it's already happened.

2742
02:16:39,140 --> 02:16:40,140
Yeah.

2743
02:16:40,140 --> 02:16:41,140
Yeah.

2744
02:16:41,140 --> 02:16:44,140
We're in a world where like like a fallout role.

2745
02:16:44,140 --> 02:16:46,140
Gene Roddenberry never existed.

2746
02:16:46,140 --> 02:16:50,140
It didn't inspire Bill Gates or Steve Jobs to do anything.

2747
02:16:50,140 --> 02:16:53,140
And then they you know, she liked a whole different world.

2748
02:16:53,140 --> 02:16:54,140
Right.

2749
02:16:54,140 --> 02:16:55,140
Like an alternate history.

2750
02:16:55,140 --> 02:16:57,140
Like Pandora.

2751
02:16:57,140 --> 02:17:01,140
People don't have cell phones, but instead we rely heavily on like.

2752
02:17:01,140 --> 02:17:03,140
All the other.

2753
02:17:03,140 --> 02:17:04,140
Telegraph.

2754
02:17:04,140 --> 02:17:06,140
I don't know.

2755
02:17:06,140 --> 02:17:07,140
Like steampunk almost.

2756
02:17:07,140 --> 02:17:08,140
Right.

2757
02:17:08,140 --> 02:17:10,140
But you were talking about a good use of real time.

2758
02:17:10,140 --> 02:17:14,140
There's a movie and I believe it's called High Noon.

2759
02:17:14,140 --> 02:17:16,140
I'll check right now.

2760
02:17:16,140 --> 02:17:22,140
But there's a movie called High Noon where this guy, he's a cowboy.

2761
02:17:22,140 --> 02:17:23,140
It's cowboy times.

2762
02:17:23,140 --> 02:17:28,140
And it takes place entirely in real time.

2763
02:17:28,140 --> 02:17:31,140
And let's see.

2764
02:17:31,140 --> 02:17:35,140
I think this is him.

2765
02:17:35,140 --> 02:17:36,140
They do a horror movie like that.

2766
02:17:36,140 --> 02:17:39,140
They just did like probably 12 years ago where it was all this one shot.

2767
02:17:39,140 --> 02:17:40,140
Is that what you're saying?

2768
02:17:40,140 --> 02:17:41,140
No, it's not one shot.

2769
02:17:41,140 --> 02:17:42,140
Yeah.

2770
02:17:42,140 --> 02:17:43,140
One shot versus real time.

2771
02:17:43,140 --> 02:17:45,140
Real time is like 24.

2772
02:17:45,140 --> 02:17:46,140
Lots of shots.

2773
02:17:46,140 --> 02:17:51,140
But yeah, a town a town marshal, despite the disagreements of his newlywed

2774
02:17:51,140 --> 02:17:55,140
bride and the townspeople around him must face a gang of deadly killers alone at

2775
02:17:55,140 --> 02:18:01,140
High Noon when a gang leader and he set sent up years ago arrives on the new

2776
02:18:01,140 --> 02:18:02,140
train.

2777
02:18:02,140 --> 02:18:03,140
So that's what it is.

2778
02:18:03,140 --> 02:18:07,140
He tries to get the like the townspeople to help him and stuff, but no one will.

2779
02:18:07,140 --> 02:18:12,140
So he's on his own once that like right there once it happens building because

2780
02:18:12,140 --> 02:18:13,140
like he knows they're coming there.

2781
02:18:13,140 --> 02:18:14,140
OK, I see.

2782
02:18:14,140 --> 02:18:15,140
I saw it's 10 minutes till one.

2783
02:18:15,140 --> 02:18:17,140
Yeah, the train is like.

2784
02:18:17,140 --> 02:18:19,140
But is it literally only take an hour?

2785
02:18:19,140 --> 02:18:21,140
Like, yeah, like it's done in real time.

2786
02:18:21,140 --> 02:18:22,140
It's real time.

2787
02:18:22,140 --> 02:18:23,140
So like this movie is a great.

2788
02:18:23,140 --> 02:18:25,140
He's had happened an hour, but they take two hours for that hour.

2789
02:18:25,140 --> 02:18:26,140
Yeah.

2790
02:18:26,140 --> 02:18:28,140
But this one is like he's watching the country knows when the train is coming.

2791
02:18:28,140 --> 02:18:31,140
When the train comes, the train comes and then that's when he has to do.

2792
02:18:31,140 --> 02:18:34,140
I think not only do I think that's a good part of the movie, it's also a lot of

2793
02:18:34,140 --> 02:18:37,140
the problems like you were having with the movie, how they made stuff move too

2794
02:18:37,140 --> 02:18:38,140
fast. Yeah.

2795
02:18:38,140 --> 02:18:41,140
For because how do you don't fall in love with anybody in that amount of time?

2796
02:18:41,140 --> 02:18:47,140
And it's a little over just the or even if you did, I'm not impossible, I guess.

2797
02:18:47,140 --> 02:18:51,140
But like the the.

2798
02:18:51,140 --> 02:18:55,140
That you're going to end your own life to save their expresses it.

2799
02:18:55,140 --> 02:18:59,140
Expresses the like interest real suddenly that way, like her expression of it.

2800
02:18:59,140 --> 02:19:00,140
I found strange. I don't know.

2801
02:19:00,140 --> 02:19:04,140
She was a little maybe she was maybe it was pre volume post.

2802
02:19:04,140 --> 02:19:08,140
You know, yeah, it was really like the way that he dealt with those kids in the

2803
02:19:08,140 --> 02:19:09,140
beginning. Yeah.

2804
02:19:09,140 --> 02:19:13,140
You really like that brushing your teeth joke.

2805
02:19:13,140 --> 02:19:17,140
But anyway, so let's move on from that movie is like, I mean, I got it.

2806
02:19:17,140 --> 02:19:19,140
Could really just talk about it more.

2807
02:19:19,140 --> 02:19:22,140
I feel like we've gone for a while.

2808
02:19:22,140 --> 02:19:25,140
What? Yeah. God, what a just what a I really like that movie.

2809
02:19:25,140 --> 02:19:28,140
I'm glad. So.

2810
02:19:28,140 --> 02:19:32,140
I mean, I feel like there's not even a need to recommend a movie for next week

2811
02:19:32,140 --> 02:19:35,140
because we kind of already organically found it.

2812
02:19:35,140 --> 02:19:37,140
So, I mean, should we just do a quick me, I guess?

2813
02:19:37,140 --> 02:19:38,140
Yeah, we're going to watch you.

2814
02:19:38,140 --> 02:19:41,140
We just do a quick vote for future sport right now.

2815
02:19:41,140 --> 02:19:42,140
Oh, God. Yeah, Mike.

2816
02:19:42,140 --> 02:19:45,140
Do we want to do early projections of how this movie is going to go?

2817
02:19:45,140 --> 02:19:47,140
Oh, oh, horribly.

2818
02:19:47,140 --> 02:19:49,140
I'm looking at he's going to love it.

2819
02:19:49,140 --> 02:19:53,140
I'm looking at this picture of this fucking pirate looking motherfucker with

2820
02:19:53,140 --> 02:19:58,140
a hoverboard and roller blades and a pole.

2821
02:19:58,140 --> 02:20:01,140
I want to watch it so bad.

2822
02:20:01,140 --> 02:20:03,140
Mike, you're no, I'll do it for you.

2823
02:20:03,140 --> 02:20:04,140
I'll just save mine.

2824
02:20:04,140 --> 02:20:06,140
Mine's Nick Cage anyway, so I'll save for next week.

2825
02:20:06,140 --> 02:20:07,140
OK, yeah.

2826
02:20:07,140 --> 02:20:09,140
Maybe we'll need a Nick Cage breather after some.

2827
02:20:09,140 --> 02:20:14,140
I don't know, but maybe we need future sport to stop all future conflict.

2828
02:20:14,140 --> 02:20:16,140
We'll find out next week.

2829
02:20:16,140 --> 02:20:17,140
I don't want to.

2830
02:20:17,140 --> 02:20:20,140
I feel like that'd be a good wrapping up point.

2831
02:20:20,140 --> 02:20:25,140
But was there any business we wanted to attend to before before?

2832
02:20:25,140 --> 02:20:28,140
Well, you well, you did it at the beginning.

2833
02:20:28,140 --> 02:20:30,140
We were like, yeah, it was like the scaricature.

2834
02:20:30,140 --> 02:20:35,140
I feel like I've been drinking a lot more lately, not going to open a lot more.

2835
02:20:35,140 --> 02:20:36,140
That kind of makes sense.

2836
02:20:36,140 --> 02:20:39,140
Why are you going to open so much just because of the thing?

2837
02:20:39,140 --> 02:20:41,140
I don't want someone yesterday.

2838
02:20:41,140 --> 02:20:45,140
No, I'm talking about before that was a corn fest.

2839
02:20:45,140 --> 02:20:49,140
Which might as well be an open.

2840
02:20:49,140 --> 02:20:51,140
No, it's nothing.

2841
02:20:51,140 --> 02:20:52,140
Open does their own shit.

2842
02:20:52,140 --> 02:20:53,140
Oh, I will say this.

2843
02:20:53,140 --> 02:20:55,140
Open has their haunted place.

2844
02:20:55,140 --> 02:20:58,140
They have this really cool costume.

2845
02:20:58,140 --> 02:21:03,140
I forgot to take a picture of it, but it's a bed that moves around on wheels.

2846
02:21:03,140 --> 02:21:09,140
But in but someone like the bed races, then it's the but no, but it's the exorcist bed.

2847
02:21:09,140 --> 02:21:13,140
So there's a girl that's in it walking around, moving the thing.

2848
02:21:13,140 --> 02:21:14,140
It's repurposed the bed.

2849
02:21:14,140 --> 02:21:16,140
It's no, no, but it's not.

2850
02:21:16,140 --> 02:21:17,140
It's not a bed racing bed.

2851
02:21:17,140 --> 02:21:18,140
It's a frame.

2852
02:21:18,140 --> 02:21:19,140
It looks like a bed.

2853
02:21:19,140 --> 02:21:20,140
Right.

2854
02:21:20,140 --> 02:21:21,140
It's a costume.

2855
02:21:21,140 --> 02:21:23,140
She you couldn't ride around in this thing.

2856
02:21:23,140 --> 02:21:27,140
OK, you have to be standing up in it, supporting it, moving it around with your legs.

2857
02:21:27,140 --> 02:21:28,140
OK.

2858
02:21:28,140 --> 02:21:30,140
And you were up top being the exorcist.

2859
02:21:30,140 --> 02:21:32,140
She's Fred Flint's owning this.

2860
02:21:32,140 --> 02:21:33,140
Yeah, right.

2861
02:21:33,140 --> 02:21:34,140
I got Fred.

2862
02:21:34,140 --> 02:21:35,140
So the exorcist chick up top.

2863
02:21:35,140 --> 02:21:36,140
Gotcha.

2864
02:21:36,140 --> 02:21:37,140
So she's moving around.

2865
02:21:37,140 --> 02:21:42,140
I think she might even be like, OK, so it's not because I know that that is ominously

2866
02:21:42,140 --> 02:21:43,140
floating.

2867
02:21:43,140 --> 02:21:45,140
Open's known for a few things besides just donkeys.

2868
02:21:45,140 --> 02:21:48,140
One, when it gets hot, they do the egg Friday.

2869
02:21:48,140 --> 02:21:49,140
I got a sidewalk.

2870
02:21:49,140 --> 02:21:54,140
It gets so hot out here that you can crack open an egg cooking on the sidewalk.

2871
02:21:54,140 --> 02:21:56,140
Easy peasy.

2872
02:21:56,140 --> 02:22:00,140
But they also do something called the bed races, which not a lot of people are familiar

2873
02:22:00,140 --> 02:22:03,140
with, and that is exactly what it fucking sounds like.

2874
02:22:03,140 --> 02:22:05,140
It's racing beds down the street.

2875
02:22:05,140 --> 02:22:06,140
Sounds awesome.

2876
02:22:06,140 --> 02:22:07,140
I haven't gone yet.

2877
02:22:07,140 --> 02:22:08,140
I will this next year.

2878
02:22:08,140 --> 02:22:09,140
In fact, I even think maybe Friday.

2879
02:22:09,140 --> 02:22:10,140
Because you need to spend more time.

2880
02:22:10,140 --> 02:22:14,140
I have a bed a bed in the bed race.

2881
02:22:14,140 --> 02:22:21,140
Hey, we could do the podcast live on while racing, while racing, while getting ready for

2882
02:22:21,140 --> 02:22:22,140
this.

2883
02:22:22,140 --> 02:22:24,140
A little bit of either before or after.

2884
02:22:24,140 --> 02:22:26,140
We kind of piece into that.

2885
02:22:26,140 --> 02:22:27,140
Right.

2886
02:22:27,140 --> 02:22:30,140
I think I want to do a lot more live shows.

2887
02:22:30,140 --> 02:22:31,140
I can get something going.

2888
02:22:31,140 --> 02:22:37,140
What's fun about this movie, Miracle Mile, is that where Jesse and I do comedy a lot

2889
02:22:37,140 --> 02:22:39,140
is a place called Miracle Mile.

2890
02:22:39,140 --> 02:22:41,140
It's Miracle Mile Event Center.

2891
02:22:41,140 --> 02:22:42,140
On Miracle Mile.

2892
02:22:42,140 --> 02:22:43,140
On Miracle Mile Street.

2893
02:22:43,140 --> 02:22:48,140
So Miracle Mile, every time I say the movie, I have to be specific depending on who I'm

2894
02:22:48,140 --> 02:22:53,140
around because, you know, it depends on like you won't know what I'm talking about otherwise.

2895
02:22:53,140 --> 02:22:56,140
So we're going to watch Future Sport.

2896
02:22:56,140 --> 02:22:57,140
That's amazing.

2897
02:22:57,140 --> 02:23:03,140
I don't think there's anything else I really wanted to update the world on.

2898
02:23:03,140 --> 02:23:04,140
Oh.

2899
02:23:04,140 --> 02:23:08,140
What is this a secret?

2900
02:23:08,140 --> 02:23:11,140
No, it's just it's just interesting.

2901
02:23:11,140 --> 02:23:15,140
And there hasn't been any any conclusion for it or any any follow up.

2902
02:23:15,140 --> 02:23:18,140
But it's just it's an interesting funny kind of thing.

2903
02:23:18,140 --> 02:23:20,140
Just an interesting thing that happened.

2904
02:23:20,140 --> 02:23:28,140
So one of the fellow scaricters was was a girl and we worked in the same room together last night.

2905
02:23:28,140 --> 02:23:31,140
And so there was a so you have an elevator moment.

2906
02:23:31,140 --> 02:23:32,140
No, no, no, no.

2907
02:23:32,140 --> 02:23:41,140
But in between in between the groups of kids, she and maybe like two other people that bounced around would be like the people that I talked to throughout the night.

2908
02:23:41,140 --> 02:23:42,140
And it was hours of this.

2909
02:23:42,140 --> 02:23:44,140
Right. So we became friends.

2910
02:23:44,140 --> 02:23:48,140
And then afterwards, I was like I was like, hey, I got a joint.

2911
02:23:48,140 --> 02:23:51,140
I'm collecting my other friends and I'm going like, let's go smoke.

2912
02:23:51,140 --> 02:23:52,140
She says, great.

2913
02:23:52,140 --> 02:23:54,140
My mom has my weed.

2914
02:23:54,140 --> 02:23:55,140
I'll go grab it.

2915
02:23:55,140 --> 02:23:57,140
And then she does something you don't hear often.

2916
02:23:57,140 --> 02:23:58,140
My mom has my way.

2917
02:23:58,140 --> 02:24:00,140
But maybe more and more nowadays.

2918
02:24:00,140 --> 02:24:01,140
Yeah.

2919
02:24:01,140 --> 02:24:03,140
So she fucks off to go get that.

2920
02:24:03,140 --> 02:24:04,140
And then I don't see her again.

2921
02:24:04,140 --> 02:24:09,140
And so I'm like for like the next 10 minutes, I'm like, hey, anyone see, you know, like, you know, send her name.

2922
02:24:09,140 --> 02:24:10,140
I don't want to call it out.

2923
02:24:10,140 --> 02:24:14,140
Were you waiting for her to call you on a cell like a pay phone?

2924
02:24:14,140 --> 02:24:15,140
I was waiting by that because it's open.

2925
02:24:15,140 --> 02:24:16,140
They have a paper.

2926
02:24:16,140 --> 02:24:17,140
I'm sure.

2927
02:24:17,140 --> 02:24:19,140
I was waiting by a working pay phone and open it.

2928
02:24:19,140 --> 02:24:21,140
And I have a smoke buddy.

2929
02:24:21,140 --> 02:24:22,140
Yeah.

2930
02:24:22,140 --> 02:24:24,140
So she will she just disappear.

2931
02:24:24,140 --> 02:24:25,140
Never showed up.

2932
02:24:25,140 --> 02:24:26,140
Never showed up again.

2933
02:24:26,140 --> 02:24:29,140
So that's not necessarily a funny story.

2934
02:24:29,140 --> 02:24:30,140
No, no, no, no, no.

2935
02:24:30,140 --> 02:24:33,140
But what's adding says you're a fucking no.

2936
02:24:33,140 --> 02:24:46,140
But what's interesting is that later on in the evening, my friend who runs the haunted house gets a text message from her mom saying, hey, you know, she was going to smoke with with Andy.

2937
02:24:46,140 --> 02:24:48,140
And she didn't get an opportunity to.

2938
02:24:48,140 --> 02:24:52,140
So let me get his number or, you know, here's mine or whatever.

2939
02:24:52,140 --> 02:25:00,140
And so that's where I'm going to end this because I just just for just but I thought it was a budding romance.

2940
02:25:00,140 --> 02:25:02,140
No, no, no, it could be.

2941
02:25:02,140 --> 02:25:03,140
We don't know.

2942
02:25:03,140 --> 02:25:04,140
I'm just I. Oh, you don't want to.

2943
02:25:04,140 --> 02:25:06,140
Is she 16?

2944
02:25:06,140 --> 02:25:07,140
Wait, hold on.

2945
02:25:07,140 --> 02:25:08,140
Well, her mom had her weed.

2946
02:25:08,140 --> 02:25:09,140
I'm asking.

2947
02:25:09,140 --> 02:25:10,140
She's not 16.

2948
02:25:10,140 --> 02:25:11,140
She sees she's in her 20s.

2949
02:25:11,140 --> 02:25:12,140
OK.

2950
02:25:12,140 --> 02:25:13,140
Well, it's open.

2951
02:25:13,140 --> 02:25:14,140
You don't know.

2952
02:25:13,140 --> 02:25:14,140
It's OK.

2953
02:25:14,140 --> 02:25:17,140
It's open.

2954
02:25:17,140 --> 02:25:18,140
It's open.

2955
02:25:17,140 --> 02:25:18,140
They got underage girls.

2956
02:25:18,140 --> 02:25:19,140
It's open.

2957
02:25:19,140 --> 02:25:20,140
There's weapons everywhere.

2958
02:25:20,140 --> 02:25:21,140
It's open.

2959
02:25:21,140 --> 02:25:22,140
They're probably fucking drugs.

2960
02:25:22,140 --> 02:25:23,140
It's open.

2961
02:25:23,140 --> 02:25:27,140
It's just not every opens a great little place to visit.

2962
02:25:27,140 --> 02:25:32,140
We're trying to encourage tourism to this lovely little community that used to be a historic mining town.

2963
02:25:32,140 --> 02:25:34,140
There's a lot of history up there, folks.

2964
02:25:34,140 --> 02:25:36,140
Working minds that is with Andy.

2965
02:25:36,140 --> 02:25:41,140
And if you go to in October, they decorate it on the wind stop.

2966
02:25:41,140 --> 02:25:52,140
But I thought that like it was just for a moment, I thought I got stood up for a joint, which made me feel sad.

2967
02:25:52,140 --> 02:25:53,140
That's what it was.

2968
02:25:53,140 --> 02:25:57,140
That's kind of the point of it was just like I was like, I was like, hey, I've got a joint.

2969
02:25:57,140 --> 02:26:00,140
And she's like, oh, let me go get my weed and then disappeared.

2970
02:26:00,140 --> 02:26:03,140
And I was as if to say, I need to go wash my hair.

2971
02:26:03,140 --> 02:26:04,140
And you have a question.

2972
02:26:04,140 --> 02:26:08,140
Is this going to be well, the first time you see her again, be a blind date.

2973
02:26:08,140 --> 02:26:09,140
Do you know what she looks like?

2974
02:26:09,140 --> 02:26:11,140
I'm asking about the costume.

2975
02:26:11,140 --> 02:26:12,140
No, no, I'm just the whole time.

2976
02:26:12,140 --> 02:26:15,140
Yeah, I'm asking if you saw her mask off.

2977
02:26:15,140 --> 02:26:16,140
OK, yeah, I wasn't sure.

2978
02:26:16,140 --> 02:26:18,140
And you keep implying the word date.

2979
02:26:18,140 --> 02:26:19,140
Nothing.

2980
02:26:19,140 --> 02:26:23,140
So I said, if you had met her again, would it be for a blind date?

2981
02:26:23,140 --> 02:26:28,140
But if I met her again, do you know what she looks like?

2982
02:26:28,140 --> 02:26:32,140
That's all I was asking is, you know, if she but you're putting heavy implications on the day part.

2983
02:26:32,140 --> 02:26:33,140
No, only you are.

2984
02:26:33,140 --> 02:26:34,140
Only you are.

2985
02:26:34,140 --> 02:26:38,140
I would say your blushed cheeks give it away.

2986
02:26:38,140 --> 02:26:39,140
I'm not blushing.

2987
02:26:39,140 --> 02:26:43,140
I'm always red faced due to the rosacea.

2988
02:26:43,140 --> 02:26:46,140
All American Andy.

2989
02:26:46,140 --> 02:26:48,140
I eat a lot of hot dogs, a lot of tube steaks.

2990
02:26:48,140 --> 02:26:51,140
All the nitrates flowing through your face hole.

2991
02:26:51,140 --> 02:26:52,140
Hell yeah.

2992
02:26:52,140 --> 02:26:53,140
No, but I did.

2993
02:26:53,140 --> 02:27:00,140
But it was one of those sort of serendipitous sort of things where it's just like you thought someone was like, oh, hey, that was cool,

2994
02:27:00,140 --> 02:27:02,140
because I'm not going to be able to do the hunt again tonight.

2995
02:27:02,140 --> 02:27:11,140
But no, I've had that before, too, like when you go get it, when you go to a house and they're going to deliver pizza and you go there

2996
02:27:11,140 --> 02:27:14,140
and you deliver a pizza, they go, I'll get you next time.

2997
02:27:14,140 --> 02:27:15,140
Happens all the time.

2998
02:27:15,140 --> 02:27:16,140
Right.

2999
02:27:16,140 --> 02:27:18,140
But once in a while, it really does happen.

3000
02:27:18,140 --> 02:27:19,140
Yeah.

3001
02:27:19,140 --> 02:27:21,140
It really they'll actually give you double the number.

3002
02:27:21,140 --> 02:27:25,140
I remember I didn't give you whatever her mom said to her when she got in the car.

3003
02:27:25,140 --> 02:27:28,140
I made a friend for a smoke a toy.

3004
02:27:28,140 --> 02:27:29,140
She's like, no, not tonight.

3005
02:27:29,140 --> 02:27:30,140
We're taking off.

3006
02:27:30,140 --> 02:27:32,140
I'm like, that's that's a bummer.

3007
02:27:32,140 --> 02:27:33,140
Right.

3008
02:27:33,140 --> 02:27:35,140
But then, hey, maybe not.

3009
02:27:35,140 --> 02:27:39,140
Well, now I have a potential new friend, a potential new guest for the podcast.

3010
02:27:39,140 --> 02:27:40,140
We already know that she smokes.

3011
02:27:40,140 --> 02:27:41,140
Boom.

3012
02:27:41,140 --> 02:27:42,140
So there we go.

3013
02:27:42,140 --> 02:27:45,140
And perhaps she'll be riveted by future sports.

3014
02:27:45,140 --> 02:27:49,140
If you know, hopefully, hopefully, no, we probably won't be able to get a new guest.

3015
02:27:49,140 --> 02:27:54,140
Whoever that we got on this next coming episode, which I think Brennan is going to be back on.

3016
02:27:54,140 --> 02:27:56,140
Is he going to review future sport?

3017
02:27:56,140 --> 02:27:58,140
Is he going to see future sport?

3018
02:27:58,140 --> 02:28:00,140
I'm so I hope so.

3019
02:28:00,140 --> 02:28:01,140
No, Brennan will like futures.

3020
02:28:01,140 --> 02:28:04,140
We didn't even look at the I love Leslie Snipes.

3021
02:28:04,140 --> 02:28:05,140
It's great, man.

3022
02:28:05,140 --> 02:28:06,140
I think it's going to be.

3023
02:28:06,140 --> 02:28:07,140
I thought we did.

3024
02:28:07,140 --> 02:28:08,140
Yeah.

3025
02:28:08,140 --> 02:28:13,140
It didn't even tomato meter and zero percent is the other with the critic reviews go down to the critic reviews.

3026
02:28:13,140 --> 02:28:15,140
I just want to see a couple.

3027
02:28:15,140 --> 02:28:16,140
It's not ruined.

3028
02:28:16,140 --> 02:28:17,140
We have to watch it.

3029
02:28:17,140 --> 02:28:18,140
So it doesn't matter.

3030
02:28:18,140 --> 02:28:21,140
Oh, it's just going to say what it is bland and easy to say.

3031
02:28:21,140 --> 02:28:23,140
The others don't say anything.

3032
02:28:23,140 --> 02:28:25,140
She doesn't say anything.

3033
02:28:25,140 --> 02:28:28,140
You have to click on the field review.

3034
02:28:28,140 --> 02:28:29,140
No, you don't want to get spoiled.

3035
02:28:29,140 --> 02:28:31,140
That's the plan and easily forget.

3036
02:28:31,140 --> 02:28:32,140
Easily forgettable.

3037
02:28:32,140 --> 02:28:35,140
Yeah, I got the dick.

3038
02:28:35,140 --> 02:28:36,140
Look, so it's zero.

3039
02:28:36,140 --> 02:28:43,140
You might also like Breaking Wind, you know, breaking the Twilight spoof because we all have spoofs.

3040
02:28:43,140 --> 02:28:44,140
Wow, that is funny.

3041
02:28:44,140 --> 02:28:45,140
Breaking Wind.

3042
02:28:45,140 --> 02:28:46,140
Yeah, that's a no.

3043
02:28:46,140 --> 02:28:50,140
That's I mean, it's an old joke, but like, yeah, it's a Twilight spoo.

3044
02:28:50,140 --> 02:28:51,140
Oh, they have a fat Jacob.

3045
02:28:51,140 --> 02:28:53,140
Yeah, that's their whole gimmick.

3046
02:28:53,140 --> 02:28:54,140
Let's see.

3047
02:28:54,140 --> 02:28:55,140
Does she have a goofy face?

3048
02:28:55,140 --> 02:28:57,140
And it has a better score.

3049
02:28:57,140 --> 02:28:59,140
Yeah, they all look as though they're passing the winds.

3050
02:28:59,140 --> 02:29:00,140
Oh, yeah.

3051
02:29:00,140 --> 02:29:04,140
We got that looks like looks like and he's got like a God smacked belly button tattoo.

3052
02:29:04,140 --> 02:29:06,140
Yeah, it looks like an AI photo.

3053
02:29:06,140 --> 02:29:13,140
We're looking at the we're looking at a photo of a movie called Breaking Wind, which is a parody of Twilight.

3054
02:29:13,140 --> 02:29:14,140
Oh, they look more normal here.

3055
02:29:14,140 --> 02:29:15,140
Yeah, sort of.

3056
02:29:15,140 --> 02:29:16,140
Sort of.

3057
02:29:16,140 --> 02:29:18,140
Well, she looks like a normal chick.

3058
02:29:18,140 --> 02:29:19,140
Well, yeah.

3059
02:29:19,140 --> 02:29:21,140
Yeah, he looks like a normal dude.

3060
02:29:21,140 --> 02:29:27,140
I said the photos look at the actual those theater theatrical.

3061
02:29:27,140 --> 02:29:32,140
God, they only have like four photos, but they literally splice it up in the 50 photos.

3062
02:29:32,140 --> 02:29:35,140
It's just it's just different Heather and Davis.

3063
02:29:35,140 --> 02:29:36,140
Yeah.

3064
02:29:36,140 --> 02:29:39,140
And well, what do we know about Peter Gilroy?

3065
02:29:39,140 --> 02:29:45,140
Let's get back on the actual fart is infinitely more satisfying and thankfully shorter in duration.

3066
02:29:45,140 --> 02:29:50,140
I fart in your general direction is the review of this movie.

3067
02:29:50,140 --> 02:29:54,140
That's all right.

3068
02:29:54,140 --> 02:29:56,140
I can't believe you're leaving it up.

3069
02:29:56,140 --> 02:29:58,140
Yeah, no, I'm going back to the day.

3070
02:29:58,140 --> 02:30:00,140
John is fucking.

3071
02:30:00,140 --> 02:30:01,140
So it's Cherie 2000.

3072
02:30:01,140 --> 02:30:04,140
By the way, it's supposed to be a good movie.

3073
02:30:04,140 --> 02:30:05,140
It's been years.

3074
02:30:05,140 --> 02:30:06,140
I'm not watching.

3075
02:30:06,140 --> 02:30:07,140
Yeah, maybe we will.

3076
02:30:07,140 --> 02:30:09,140
We might just go on.

3077
02:30:09,140 --> 02:30:10,140
I might.

3078
02:30:10,140 --> 02:30:11,140
I might actually direct the chair to watch.

3079
02:30:11,140 --> 02:30:15,140
We might have to watch all of his work wrote on future sport.

3080
02:30:15,140 --> 02:30:17,140
He directed Cherry 2000.

3081
02:30:17,140 --> 02:30:18,140
Right.

3082
02:30:18,140 --> 02:30:20,140
So that's that's important.

3083
02:30:20,140 --> 02:30:25,140
But I'll tell you, no, it was Ernest Dickerson who's well known for a lot of things, including,

3084
02:30:25,140 --> 02:30:27,140
you know, like he did that.

3085
02:30:27,140 --> 02:30:28,140
Ernest Dickerson.

3086
02:30:28,140 --> 02:30:30,140
That's cinematography.

3087
02:30:30,140 --> 02:30:37,140
None of that is I was about to say he direct I was about to say he directed Malcolm X by

3088
02:30:37,140 --> 02:30:39,140
Spike Lee.

3089
02:30:39,140 --> 02:30:41,140
But no, that's a cinematographer.

3090
02:30:41,140 --> 02:30:43,140
Is there others?

3091
02:30:43,140 --> 02:30:44,140
This director.

3092
02:30:44,140 --> 02:30:45,140
Here we go.

3093
02:30:45,140 --> 02:30:46,140
Juice Juice.

3094
02:30:46,140 --> 02:30:48,140
Surviving the game, also writer surviving the game.

3095
02:30:48,140 --> 02:30:49,140
Fucking rules.

3096
02:30:49,140 --> 02:30:50,140
I love that movie.

3097
02:30:50,140 --> 02:30:51,140
It's good.

3098
02:30:51,140 --> 02:30:53,140
Oh, wait, is that the one with ice tea ice tea?

3099
02:30:53,140 --> 02:30:54,140
Oh, yeah.

3100
02:30:54,140 --> 02:30:55,140
I just watched that recently.

3101
02:30:55,140 --> 02:30:56,140
Demonite.

3102
02:30:56,140 --> 02:30:57,140
OK.

3103
02:30:57,140 --> 02:30:58,140
Yeah.

3104
02:30:58,140 --> 02:30:59,140
That's a tale.

3105
02:30:59,140 --> 02:31:00,140
So the director of this other movie.

3106
02:31:00,140 --> 02:31:01,140
Yeah.

3107
02:31:01,140 --> 02:31:02,140
Proof.

3108
02:31:02,140 --> 02:31:03,140
Adam Sandler and fucking one of the ways.

3109
02:31:03,140 --> 02:31:04,140
Damon Wayne's blind faith.

3110
02:31:04,140 --> 02:31:05,140
I don't know.

3111
02:31:05,140 --> 02:31:06,140
Yeah.

3112
02:31:06,140 --> 02:31:07,140
Bush Bush.

3113
02:31:07,140 --> 02:31:08,140
I don't know.

3114
02:31:08,140 --> 02:31:09,140
Bones bones.

3115
02:31:09,140 --> 02:31:10,140
Oh, is that still double?

3116
02:31:10,140 --> 02:31:11,140
I remember that shit.

3117
02:31:11,140 --> 02:31:12,140
I never watched it.

3118
02:31:12,140 --> 02:31:13,140
Never die alone.

3119
02:31:13,140 --> 02:31:14,140
DMC.

3120
02:31:14,140 --> 02:31:16,140
Double play.

3121
02:31:16,140 --> 02:31:18,140
But why isn't the movie we're going to watch on?

3122
02:31:18,140 --> 02:31:19,140
Oh, T.V.

3123
02:31:19,140 --> 02:31:20,140
Future sport.

3124
02:31:20,140 --> 02:31:21,140
Future sport.

3125
02:31:21,140 --> 02:31:22,140
E movie.

3126
02:31:22,140 --> 02:31:23,140
Strange justice.

3127
02:31:23,140 --> 02:31:24,140
OK.

3128
02:31:24,140 --> 02:31:25,140
Our America.

3129
02:31:25,140 --> 02:31:26,140
Monday night mayhem.

3130
02:31:26,140 --> 02:31:27,140
Good fences.

3131
02:31:27,140 --> 02:31:28,140
Oh, that's a play that they would be Goldberg and Danny Goldberg.

3132
02:31:28,140 --> 02:31:29,140
Oh, it's a novel.

3133
02:31:29,140 --> 02:31:30,140
Well, they did a film of it.

3134
02:31:30,140 --> 02:31:31,140
Oh, that's probably pretty funny.

3135
02:31:31,140 --> 02:31:32,140
I like what people.

3136
02:31:32,140 --> 02:31:44,140
Anyway, fuck.

3137
02:31:44,140 --> 02:31:48,140
You're the fucking I've been smoking this entire time.

3138
02:31:48,140 --> 02:31:49,140
Yes.

3139
02:31:49,140 --> 02:31:50,140
Letting me go with you.

3140
02:31:50,140 --> 02:31:51,140
Yep.

3141
02:31:51,140 --> 02:31:52,140
Yep.

3142
02:31:52,140 --> 02:31:53,140
Keep me in fucking.

3143
02:31:53,140 --> 02:31:54,140
Hey, Andy.

3144
02:31:54,140 --> 02:31:55,140
You're the host.

3145
02:31:55,140 --> 02:31:56,140
You're the one that keeps me in place, buddy.

3146
02:31:56,140 --> 02:31:57,140
So you got to drive the ship.

3147
02:31:57,140 --> 02:31:58,140
Oh, yeah.

3148
02:31:58,140 --> 02:31:59,140
Oh, yeah.

3149
02:31:59,140 --> 02:32:00,140
Oh, yeah.

3150
02:32:00,140 --> 02:32:02,140
You got to drive the ship.

3151
02:32:02,140 --> 02:32:03,140
I'm the captain.

3152
02:32:03,140 --> 02:32:05,140
We just had this about you being the king.

3153
02:32:05,140 --> 02:32:06,140
No one else could be a king.

3154
02:32:06,140 --> 02:32:09,140
Far be it for me to let this fucking three hour gem of a podcast go any longer.

3155
02:32:09,140 --> 02:32:11,140
How long are we going?

3156
02:32:11,140 --> 02:32:12,140
Let's wrap it up.

3157
02:32:12,140 --> 02:32:14,140
Big triumphant close if you want.

3158
02:32:14,140 --> 02:32:15,140
Or hey, by all means, let's keep it going.

3159
02:32:15,140 --> 02:32:16,140
No, no, no, no, no.

3160
02:32:16,140 --> 02:32:17,140
Let me take this hit.

3161
02:32:17,140 --> 02:32:18,140
I'll decide.

3162
02:32:18,140 --> 02:32:21,140
All right, everybody.

3163
02:32:21,140 --> 02:32:25,140
And I ran so fucking far away from this podcast.

3164
02:32:25,140 --> 02:32:26,140
Let's get out of here.

3165
02:32:26,140 --> 02:32:27,140
All right.

3166
02:32:27,140 --> 02:32:33,140
With us, as always has been Mike for the love of God.

3167
02:32:33,140 --> 02:32:36,140
They did not fuck on that elevator.

3168
02:32:36,140 --> 02:32:38,140
Larson.

3169
02:32:38,140 --> 02:32:39,140
They made love.

3170
02:32:39,140 --> 02:32:41,140
Jesus Christ.

3171
02:32:41,140 --> 02:32:45,140
What this is always is Jesse has a lot to deal with it.

3172
02:32:45,140 --> 02:32:51,140
This podcast, if we're being honest, this is two hours plus two and a half hours, two hours and 40 something minutes.

3173
02:32:51,140 --> 02:32:54,140
Jesus Christ.

3174
02:32:54,140 --> 02:32:57,140
I bring on a professional and I just go fuck you.

3175
02:32:57,140 --> 02:32:58,140
Right.

3176
02:32:58,140 --> 02:33:00,140
In the first one, Lee hearts.

3177
02:33:00,140 --> 02:33:01,140
Here we are.

3178
02:33:01,140 --> 02:33:03,140
Thanks for having me, sir.

3179
02:33:03,140 --> 02:33:07,140
And I've been your host.

3180
02:33:07,140 --> 02:33:10,140
Andy Rice.

3181
02:33:10,140 --> 02:33:11,140
We've been fried.

3182
02:33:11,140 --> 02:33:13,140
This has been fried rice podcast.

3183
02:33:13,140 --> 02:33:14,140
Thank you so much.

3184
02:33:14,140 --> 02:33:32,140
Have a good night.