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Welcome, this is the Men Church Stuff Podcast.

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This is the show where brothers -in -law DJ Culp

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and Brad Coleman talk about stuff from our perspective

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as men. It's a show for anyone who wants to hear

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how Christians interact with the world. And don't

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worry, we're real. We've grown up in church,

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and we want to share our experiences with you.

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We'll talk life stuff, church stuff, man stuff,

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and stuff stuff. Here we go. Greetings, podcast

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land here and there and everywhere. This is the

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Man Church Stuff Podcast. As always, I am DJ.

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Oh, wait. No, I'm Brad. I'm Brad Coleman. Here

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with a special episode of quotes. Dr. Culp quotes

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part dose. Part dose. It's not a five. It's not

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a five. And by the way, podcast land. I'm here

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too. I was getting there. Oh, were you? Okay.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. With my beloved brother

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-in -law, DJ Culp. DJ, how are you doing? You

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get to ask me, yeah. Man, I'm great. I just gave

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my last final exam. So I have a lot of grading

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to do, but grading, that's fine. I just gave

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my last final, so I'm beginning to inch my way

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to cloud nine. I'm not going to be on cloud nine

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officially until I'm on Kentucky Lake with you

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and dad. That'll be cloud nine. Actually, I think

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we have decided that we're going to name the

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boat something like the Hillbilly Catfish Hunter.

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So I'll be on the Hillbilly Catfish Hunter. Not

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Cloud 9. Cloud 9 is a house in Garden City Beach.

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Oh, is it? Yeah, I stayed there as a kid with

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my family. Cloud 9, nice place. Anyway, your

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students have very awesomely put together lots

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of quotes from you, more quotes than we could

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go through in an episode, even just with the

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continuation. So I have picked out some of my

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favorites and thrown in a couple of my favorite

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quotes from you on a personal level. Which I

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think is a really neat touch, Brad. And they're

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just in there randomly. We'll see if you can

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pick them out from the others. Which ones of

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these quotes are from Brad? More than like, well,

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I mean, you're relatively tech savvy. So if you

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use the exact same format, then I won't know.

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But if it's going to be like some black and white

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Word document in, you know. Just in curry or

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new, it'll stand out. Yeah. I just decided this

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last night as I was throwing it all together.

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So. Yeah. We shall see. So are you ready to just

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get into it? Let's do it, man. Yeah. I want to

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know. I want to know things that I've said. All

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right. Dr. Kolb quotes. I think I can just click

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this and go to the next one. Aha. I'm all for

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self -depreciation. Deprecation. You know what?

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I'm going to say, I'm going to read it that way

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every time. I've read it that way every time

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I've read it. I mean, it's practically the same

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thing. I mean, I guess on a certain level, yeah,

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I suppose so, yeah. I am all for self -deprecation.

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You're being self -deprecated right now, not

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me. Yeah, right. Leave me alone. I mean, I don't

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know when I said that, but I'm sure that I've

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said that to my students at least, I don't know,

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two or three times. Yeah, I hold the motto that

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if you can't laugh about it, it's probably not

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worth talking about. And I'm like, you know,

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if you can't laugh at DJ. Who can you laugh at?

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Who can you laugh at? Yeah. Yeah. If DJ can't

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actually replace the punchline of every joke,

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then the joke's probably not funny. That's another

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episode. We're going to use that as another episode.

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DJ, the punchline of jokes. In that vein, next

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quote. Yeah. Bad DJ slaps hand. All right. So,

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I don't know really, Brad, when I figured this

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out, but I learned at some point in my educational

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career, or like career as an educator, that as

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like a music director of some sort, if you are

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not going to at all Sorry, I need to start this

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over. As a music director, if you're going to

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tell people that they have done things wrong,

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you have to be willing to admit when you have

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done something wrong. What I'll do is oftentimes

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if I'm looking at some music, a musical score

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or something like that, and I'm conducting, and

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I conduct time signature wrong, I get lost in

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the score, I miscue somebody, whatever the case

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is, I'll cut everybody off. And right almost

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even before they're completely done making sound,

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I'll just smack my hand and say, bad DJ, and

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I'll do this. Can I say that? Of course, I had

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read these recently. And so last night as I was

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doing a Bible study, I totally like. read the

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wrong word, which totally changed the context,

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had to come back and correct it. And I was like,

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no, no, no, no, no. And so in this vein, mimicking

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you, I slapped my hand and went, bad pastor Brad.

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Yes. Yes. They say that mimicry is the greatest

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form of flattery. So there you go. I'm flattered.

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Thank you. I was like, yeah. I had DJ. I was

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reading the alto part on accident and was wondering

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what these notes were for tenors. And then I

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realized and was like, oh, I'm an idiot. So,

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Brad, one of the things that, and you know this

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about me, but one of the things that I really

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love to do is to lighten the mood. I really like

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to enliven a situation. And, again, and relating

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to the previous quote, bad DJ slaps hand, it

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gives my students permission to make mistakes.

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Yeah, because they're going to. They're absolutely

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going to. And it's not like it's a mistake, don't

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worry about it. But it's a mistake, and as long

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as you are aware of what the mistake was, can

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you correct it? And don't beat yourself up about

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it because it's just a mistake. This is actually

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kind of getting relatively deep here. But Brad,

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one of my favorite quotes from Beethoven. The

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dog? No, not the dog. The real Beethoven. The

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actual Beethoven. He basically says that A missed

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note isn't worth anything, but a missed musical

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opportunity is worth everything. Meaning that,

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like, everybody's going to miss notes, including

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Beethoven, right? I mean, that's really the source

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of so much of the wonderful music that a lot

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of times that we listen to either comes from

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Beethoven or has influence from him. But you're

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saying. You're saying what we have of Beethoven

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is kind of his Instagram. Yeah. Best of moments.

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Like this guy never writes anything that's horrible.

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Never, you know, like he's just so brilliant.

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It's always perfect all the time. And that that's

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just not reality. Not reality. Well, you know,

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it's really interesting. I remember. There's

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a really gorgeous – the instruments in marimba,

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for our listeners in bread, maybe even you don't

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know, but for our listeners that don't know,

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marimba – I do know what a marimba is. Okay,

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well, it's a – I've played a marimba. No way.

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Oh, in Africa. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no.

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I dated a girl in high school who was in the

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band that she – No way, dude. And so she – in

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pep band, she taught me how to play some songs.

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So I actually played for some – some basketball

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games, she would let me play some of the simpler

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songs. Oh my gosh! This is wonderful information.

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I had no idea. I had forgotten until you said

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marimba. It was like it unlocked. Oh, that's

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what that thing was. Well, for listeners who

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don't know, a marimba, the way I like to explain

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it, is just an oversized xylophone. Anyways,

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coming back to... Makes it easier to hit. Easier

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for Brad to not miss. I can play 6th grade, or

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I could play 6th grade. Grade -level pep band

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music. You're welcome. I felt very accomplished

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at the time. Yes, I'm sure you did, Brad. Well,

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there's a gorgeous marimba piece just simply

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titled Wind. And the composer of it, this was

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several years ago, but I found a video, a YouTube

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video, of the composer playing his own composition.

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And he was missing notes. It wasn't bad. He's

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my favorite artist now. I can't even play his

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own piece. But that's the point. It's coming

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back to, oh, I'm an idiot. I understand that

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I made the mistake. I understand that I want

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you to know that I made the mistake. I understand

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that I'm putting myself at the mercy, really,

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of the court. But I'm getting there before the

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court does, right? I'm calling out my own verdict.

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I'm not giving you the opportunity to do that.

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But in doing so, I'm hopefully modeling, again,

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giving permission for my students to be okay

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with taking ownership over the fact that they

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make mistakes. So you're saying if... That you

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think you're going to be perfect or play a piece

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perfect all the time that you just can't do it.

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That's impossible. There's another quote from

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good old Dr. Culp. I always want to be like Dr.

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DJ. That is me. Dr. Culp is just like, that's

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my father. Dr. DJ. Dr. Culp is my father. I'm

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Dr. DJ. I should go with that. You teach music

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for crying out loud. It is the perfect name.

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You were built for this. Dr. DJ. Did you have

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Dr. DJ? Yeah, just get rid of the cult, man.

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No offense. Get rid of the cult. So, I mean,

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that's impossible. I guess I say that a lot.

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It's not. You can do it. Oh, you meant the quote.

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You were back at the quote. Oh, yes. Wrong. Okay.

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I was like, no, wrong. It's wrong. Very, very

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all caps, exclamation point in quotation marks.

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Wrong. I love. So this is really funny. You have

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a ruler to smack their desk. Wrong. I had a friend

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in college. We all called him Steve -O, who basically.

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He wanted to do a linguistics experiment, if

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you will. And we were all hanging out together,

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and he decided that he was going to attempt living

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life. And it didn't last long, but he wanted

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to attempt living life doing nothing but speaking

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in one -word answers. That's it. So, like, he

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got up without saying anything and was rummaging

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around the kitchen. We were like, dude, Steve,

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what are you doing? Drink. And we all hated the

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fact that he was actually pretty successful at

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it. Right. I mean, you follow a toddler around

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for a while, you can figure it out. That's exactly

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right. Do you want a cookie? Yeah. Milk. So the

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quote here, wrong, is actually my favorite line.

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And I mean, it really is. It's a line from the

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movie WALL -E. And Brad, I'm sure that you've

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seen Wally at least twice, right? Yeah. All right.

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So there's a security bot who after Wally lets

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– which is a hysterical scene where he inadvertently

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releases all of the insane robots. Like it's

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their psych ward when all of them just go nuts.

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One of them can't control painting. And there's

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just this yellow line that's completely haphazard.

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And like the security bot sees that the yellow

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line is not where it's supposed to be. And the

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line is this. Wrong. My favorite line. What I

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love to do is I love to call out students with

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the exact same line. So, again, if we're in the

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middle of a rehearsal and I'll cut them off,

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I'll just go, wrong. Then he throws yellow paint

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at them. Then I throw yellow paint at them. That's

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right. I'm pretty relentless with that. Ruthless,

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yeah. I don't know. Oops. I don't know. I'm just

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eating a potato. I don't know. I don't know.

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Do you think this was part of your self -defecation?

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No, I have a suspicion. Like, to ask your question

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again, I just... I don't know. My question is,

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like, were you eating a... Do you usually carry

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potatoes to... To your class? Do you eat them

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raw? No. I don't know, man. I don't know. I know

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I was. I mean, obviously, you said that in the

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beginning of the quote. I know it's kind of like,

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I don't know. I don't know. I'm just eating.

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I'm guessing. I'm guessing that I was simply

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making a point. That the person eating the potato

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should not be at fault. I suppose. I don't know.

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If I'm eating potatoes, then DJ will consider

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me innocent. I'll just keep that in mind. Just

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eating a potato. I want to know more. Maybe I'm

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going to message your student back and be like,

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hey, I need some more information on this quote

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in particular. I need you to mesh it out a little

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more. Stupid Gar. Gar. Oh, Brad, thank you. All

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right, listeners. So here is the story behind

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Stupid Gar. It is actually a catchphrase between

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Brad, me, and my dad. Two years ago, we were

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on a fishing trip, just like we will be next

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week, Brad. Two years ago, we were on a fishing

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trip, and Brad wasn't catching. anything caught

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anything all nothing nothing all day hours and

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hours nothing no bite no nothing and actually

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it was it was pretty slim pickings for me and

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dad as well but we were catching something so

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i got i got a uh i got a bite i set the hook

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and man there was some pull and i was excited

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Until I found out that it was a gar. And I felt

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like I had been wronged. I got this fish. And

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for listeners who don't go fishing, first of

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all, gar, they are one of the top predators of

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freshwater fishing. And if you see gar, more

00:18:18.420 --> 00:18:20.759
than likely, you just simply need to get out

00:18:20.759 --> 00:18:24.329
of there because... The bane of a cat fisherman's

00:18:24.329 --> 00:18:29.049
existence. Yes, they are. They are like if there

00:18:29.049 --> 00:18:32.309
are gar, chances are extremely high that there

00:18:32.309 --> 00:18:34.349
are not going to be other fish that are willing

00:18:34.349 --> 00:18:36.930
to to bite bait because they're fearing for their

00:18:36.930 --> 00:18:41.450
life. So here I am reeling in what I thought

00:18:41.450 --> 00:18:44.390
was going to be a lunker and it was a gar. And

00:18:44.390 --> 00:18:46.509
I just I just out of nowhere again, because like

00:18:46.509 --> 00:18:49.509
I have I have had an injustice served on me.

00:18:50.509 --> 00:18:54.710
And I just said, stupid Gar. And Brad was very

00:18:54.710 --> 00:18:58.210
quick, very quick to remind me. What do you mean,

00:18:58.250 --> 00:19:02.269
stupid Gar? You caught a fish. Yeah. Brad was

00:19:02.269 --> 00:19:05.970
a little angry. Probably a little hangry. Will

00:19:05.970 --> 00:19:08.369
not caught any fish. Probably need some protein.

00:19:08.769 --> 00:19:17.210
Yep. And so that has actually become a catchphrase.

00:19:17.349 --> 00:19:22.220
Stupid Gar. Thank you for that, Brad. That's

00:19:22.220 --> 00:19:27.680
great. This is probably one of my favorites.

00:19:29.079 --> 00:19:32.019
If you hate people, get a degree in theology.

00:19:34.619 --> 00:19:38.779
This is probably one of my favorite quotes that

00:19:38.779 --> 00:19:42.839
your students gave. The anti -motivational quote?

00:19:44.039 --> 00:19:46.539
If you hate people, get a degree in theology.

00:19:48.569 --> 00:19:51.150
I was, I was talking to you. If you want to hate

00:19:51.150 --> 00:19:56.029
people more. Yeah, that's actually true. No,

00:19:57.230 --> 00:20:06.710
we really do suck. That's right. Oh, that's good.

00:20:09.549 --> 00:20:13.549
God's going. God's willing to do all of this.

00:20:14.130 --> 00:20:19.079
Don't you see how dumb and stupid they are? Yeah.

00:20:19.079 --> 00:20:22.940
Like we're gar. Stupid people. Stupid people.

00:20:25.279 --> 00:20:29.299
All right. So I was having a conversation. This

00:20:29.299 --> 00:20:31.380
didn't happen actually too long ago. So I do

00:20:31.380 --> 00:20:34.220
remember the context for it. I was having a conversation

00:20:34.220 --> 00:20:37.940
with some music ed students and I was trying

00:20:37.940 --> 00:20:41.279
to explain to them or in that we were having

00:20:41.279 --> 00:20:45.529
a conversation about like interacting with. with

00:20:45.529 --> 00:20:49.430
students and parents being a teacher um you have

00:20:49.430 --> 00:20:51.950
to love more than just your subject area because

00:20:51.950 --> 00:20:55.970
so much of your job deals with like things outside

00:20:55.970 --> 00:20:59.970
of that um and and so i don't know it was i said

00:20:59.970 --> 00:21:02.390
it flippantly but i was like in the moment i

00:21:02.390 --> 00:21:04.690
thought okay what's a degree where you basically

00:21:04.690 --> 00:21:07.849
lock yourself in a library room for the rest

00:21:07.849 --> 00:21:09.470
of your life and i'm like all right well if you

00:21:09.470 --> 00:21:11.309
hate people just go get a degree in theology

00:21:11.309 --> 00:21:18.839
you know Yeah. I mean, again, I love that quote.

00:21:20.019 --> 00:21:25.279
This one's pretty good, too. I say this with

00:21:25.279 --> 00:21:29.119
all the love of Jesus Christ. Don't make me kill

00:21:29.119 --> 00:21:37.400
you. I don't remember why I said that. Oh, yeah.

00:21:37.440 --> 00:21:39.720
I mean, probably not because, I mean, like, you

00:21:39.720 --> 00:21:41.640
know, you're probably about blanked out right

00:21:41.640 --> 00:21:44.900
there. That's a level where you're like, this

00:21:44.900 --> 00:21:47.119
is the last warning. This is the last thing that

00:21:47.119 --> 00:21:50.740
you get. That's right. Either you change or,

00:21:50.759 --> 00:21:53.599
you know, or you get stabbed with my pencil.

00:21:53.759 --> 00:21:56.819
There's a there's a there's a there's a meme

00:21:56.819 --> 00:21:59.779
where there's this there's a guy sitting on a

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on like what looks like a park bench in a gorgeous

00:22:03.539 --> 00:22:06.480
garden. Right. Like real serene type of of of

00:22:06.480 --> 00:22:09.720
scene here. But he's sitting with Jesus and the

00:22:09.720 --> 00:22:14.190
guy says so. All I know is that the last thing

00:22:14.190 --> 00:22:19.470
I thought was, oh, she mad mad. I'm just sitting

00:22:19.470 --> 00:22:21.089
here thinking about how good this would go on

00:22:21.089 --> 00:22:24.190
a shirt. Yeah, right. Yeah, I mean, it looks

00:22:24.190 --> 00:22:29.509
nice. It's right. Yeah, very pretty. Yeah. Fair

00:22:29.509 --> 00:22:37.470
warning. Yes, I used a semicolon correctly. You're

00:22:37.470 --> 00:22:42.759
welcome. I love writing that as a joke after

00:22:42.759 --> 00:22:47.980
I write emails to people. If there's a semicolon

00:22:47.980 --> 00:22:50.480
that I get an opportunity to use, an opportunity

00:22:50.480 --> 00:22:54.079
to use correctly, I'll type the body of the email.

00:22:54.299 --> 00:22:58.059
I'll have, like, I think it's best, you know,

00:22:58.079 --> 00:23:01.680
as my closing, and then my name, and then underneath

00:23:01.680 --> 00:23:04.339
it I'll put, P .S., I used the semicolon correctly.

00:23:04.539 --> 00:23:08.119
You're welcome. Do you know what Brad does not

00:23:08.119 --> 00:23:13.380
ever use in an email? For writing. Semicolon.

00:23:13.519 --> 00:23:16.599
Yeah, because I struggle enough to figure out

00:23:16.599 --> 00:23:20.680
where to put the comma, much less like the comma

00:23:20.680 --> 00:23:24.779
with extra point. And comma with an extra point,

00:23:24.880 --> 00:23:32.359
yeah. What do you mean? Semicolon. I don't even

00:23:32.359 --> 00:23:35.769
know what a colon is. Like, that doesn't sound

00:23:35.769 --> 00:23:38.329
like something in writing. No, it doesn't. Sounds

00:23:38.329 --> 00:23:41.650
like something you get checked with a doctor.

00:23:43.289 --> 00:23:48.190
Anyway, I can go find a tree and tell it what

00:23:48.190 --> 00:23:55.329
it's for. Okay, that's actually a misquote. Oh,

00:23:55.349 --> 00:24:01.410
let's correct it. Yeah. Okay, one of the things

00:24:01.410 --> 00:24:05.400
that I love telling my students. especially when

00:24:05.400 --> 00:24:10.579
they're new to college, is there are going to

00:24:10.579 --> 00:24:14.000
be a lot of things, like specifically throughout

00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:15.779
their college career, that they're going to have

00:24:15.779 --> 00:24:18.680
to do that they're not going to enjoy. I mean,

00:24:18.700 --> 00:24:22.160
writing essays, doing research papers, taking

00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:24.420
a class that they think is dumb. I mean, just

00:24:24.420 --> 00:24:29.299
stuff like that. It's academic hoopla. Some of

00:24:29.299 --> 00:24:31.640
it – and actually I would argue that the majority

00:24:31.640 --> 00:24:35.559
of it has a lot of validity to it. Some of it

00:24:35.559 --> 00:24:40.960
doesn't. But a lot of times what I'll tell them

00:24:40.960 --> 00:24:44.200
is – so whenever you find yourself getting upset

00:24:44.200 --> 00:24:49.160
for something like that, I mean – If you want,

00:24:49.259 --> 00:24:52.559
you can just rant and rail about it. Matter of

00:24:52.559 --> 00:24:55.059
fact, there's tons of trees around campus that

00:24:55.059 --> 00:24:57.359
are totally willing to take what you give them.

00:24:57.400 --> 00:24:59.559
So, I mean, go find a tree. Chew it out, you

00:24:59.559 --> 00:25:02.779
know? And then what I'll say is give it what

00:25:02.779 --> 00:25:05.299
for. Not tell it what it's for, but give it what

00:25:05.299 --> 00:25:09.299
for. It is possible that this was an autocorrect.

00:25:10.160 --> 00:25:12.500
Oh, it may have been, yeah. Right. So maybe they

00:25:12.500 --> 00:25:16.819
wrote out the quote correctly. Yeah. The grammarly

00:25:16.819 --> 00:25:18.779
or whatever was like, no, you can't say it that

00:25:18.779 --> 00:25:22.380
way. Well, here's the thing. The beginning of

00:25:22.380 --> 00:25:26.660
the quote is correct because, again, what I'll

00:25:26.660 --> 00:25:28.240
tell students specifically because they know

00:25:28.240 --> 00:25:30.640
that I say that is if there's something that

00:25:30.640 --> 00:25:37.180
I don't like, I'll say, and I mean, I can hate

00:25:37.180 --> 00:25:41.700
it. I can punch the air and just stomp and throw

00:25:41.700 --> 00:25:43.559
a temper tantrum. I can go find a tree and give

00:25:43.559 --> 00:25:46.220
it what for. But it ain't going to change anything.

00:25:46.319 --> 00:25:48.740
Well, let me tell you what. I would prefer to

00:25:48.740 --> 00:25:52.799
go find a rock in Telewap 4 because the trees

00:25:52.799 --> 00:25:59.839
always leave. Don't you mean the trees always

00:25:59.839 --> 00:26:03.599
get the heck out of here? Yeah. That's right.

00:26:05.299 --> 00:26:08.259
This is probably one of my other favorites. Yeah,

00:26:08.259 --> 00:26:11.619
right. The Holy Spirit said you have to give

00:26:11.619 --> 00:26:16.599
me an A. Right. I love making fun, picking fun

00:26:16.599 --> 00:26:21.880
of Christianisms. I am, like, Brad, you know

00:26:21.880 --> 00:26:25.960
me and listeners, like, hopefully you'll believe

00:26:25.960 --> 00:26:29.039
me when I say that, like, I am all about talking

00:26:29.039 --> 00:26:32.819
about the influence of the Holy Spirit, the leading,

00:26:32.960 --> 00:26:36.859
the guidance, the discernment, the part of the

00:26:36.859 --> 00:26:39.599
Holy Spirit that I love the most that I would

00:26:39.599 --> 00:26:46.150
love to just hear once. is the intercessory groanings

00:26:46.150 --> 00:26:51.289
that we can't even say. But I also love picking

00:26:51.289 --> 00:26:55.890
at the way that oftentimes Christianity is stereotyped.

00:26:56.190 --> 00:26:59.990
You know, like the sort of like the mystical,

00:27:00.109 --> 00:27:04.349
magical side of the Holy Spirit. When we're trying

00:27:04.349 --> 00:27:07.069
to direct God the way we want to direct God instead

00:27:07.069 --> 00:27:08.890
of listening to God. Is that what you're saying?

00:27:09.029 --> 00:27:13.279
Yeah. So I'm not going to earn an A. The Holy

00:27:13.279 --> 00:27:17.579
Spirit said to give me one. God told me. God

00:27:17.579 --> 00:27:22.160
told me you're going to be my wife. I've told

00:27:22.160 --> 00:27:24.059
my daughters about that. I was like, listen,

00:27:24.180 --> 00:27:26.539
if any guy ever walks up to you and goes, God

00:27:26.539 --> 00:27:29.059
told me you're going to be my wife, run. Run.

00:27:29.140 --> 00:27:31.990
And call me. Run. Yeah, that's exactly right.

00:27:32.089 --> 00:27:38.569
And have him call me too. Unless God is also

00:27:38.569 --> 00:27:42.630
telling you that this is going to be your husband.

00:27:44.789 --> 00:27:48.269
God's confirming it with both of you. Now we

00:27:48.269 --> 00:27:50.769
can have a conversation. Now we can have a conversation

00:27:50.769 --> 00:27:52.430
because we still want to make sure it's God.

00:27:52.890 --> 00:27:55.029
That's right. But somebody just randomly, you

00:27:55.029 --> 00:27:57.910
know, some guy's just like, yep, you're mine.

00:28:00.339 --> 00:28:02.619
Like, well, you need to talk to my daddy about

00:28:02.619 --> 00:28:06.759
that first. Yeah. No, no, you're not. So, yeah.

00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:10.440
But getting back to the groanings. Yes. Maybe

00:28:10.440 --> 00:28:12.140
sometimes, you know, like sometimes when you're

00:28:12.140 --> 00:28:18.259
like your stomach and stuff groans. Maybe that's

00:28:18.259 --> 00:28:21.480
it. Maybe the groanings, maybe the groanings

00:28:21.480 --> 00:28:27.710
is a whole. groanings aren't like hey yeah maybe

00:28:27.710 --> 00:28:30.890
the holy spirit that's like it's like gritting

00:28:30.890 --> 00:28:34.490
your teeth and just maybe it's like the holy

00:28:34.490 --> 00:28:38.329
spirit is trying to get us like this person like

00:28:38.329 --> 00:28:43.549
dj is so ridiculously off track oh my gosh and

00:28:43.549 --> 00:28:45.809
like there's nothing else that i can say brother

00:28:45.809 --> 00:28:51.710
you know The Bible does often describe the voice

00:28:51.710 --> 00:28:59.309
of God like it was heard like thunder. For listeners

00:28:59.309 --> 00:29:01.109
that don't know, that's what thunder sounds like.

00:29:01.329 --> 00:29:06.630
Yeah. So this one confused me a little bit, but

00:29:06.630 --> 00:29:08.869
I had to put it in here. Okay. Because I do know

00:29:08.869 --> 00:29:11.029
what homestarrunner .com is. As do I. Do you

00:29:11.029 --> 00:29:14.349
know what homestarrunner .com, Chloe? The website

00:29:14.349 --> 00:29:17.259
that sells plushies? I don't know. Did you say

00:29:17.259 --> 00:29:20.339
the website that sells plushies or was that Chloe

00:29:20.339 --> 00:29:23.200
coming back? That was the question that she had.

00:29:23.720 --> 00:29:27.079
Okay. Okay. That's what I thought. Yeah. Because

00:29:27.079 --> 00:29:29.319
that's what made it make sense. I don't remember.

00:29:29.740 --> 00:29:33.599
Oh, no. I said it's over, which, you know, Strong

00:29:33.599 --> 00:29:39.500
Bad oftentimes would end something. by going,

00:29:39.579 --> 00:29:42.400
it's over. The early days of the internet were

00:29:42.400 --> 00:29:45.220
awesome. Yes, no doubt, dude. Homestar Runner.

00:29:45.400 --> 00:29:46.940
Listeners, if you don't know Homestar Runner,

00:29:47.019 --> 00:29:50.220
go give them a look. HomestarRunner .com. Apparently,

00:29:50.319 --> 00:29:53.539
you can buy plushies now. Actually, I think that's

00:29:53.539 --> 00:29:56.740
all they sell. I think that's it. That's all

00:29:56.740 --> 00:29:59.839
they do. I don't think the website's functional

00:29:59.839 --> 00:30:02.359
anymore. Dude, I wasted... You have to go back

00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:05.039
and find some YouTube videos or something. I

00:30:05.039 --> 00:30:09.400
wasted hours and hours on homestarrunner .com.

00:30:09.720 --> 00:30:17.599
Oh, my goodness. So funny. Good stuff. Oh, how'd

00:30:17.599 --> 00:30:24.500
that get in there? Silly songs with Larry. So

00:30:24.500 --> 00:30:28.500
as I'm putting this together last night, I just

00:30:28.500 --> 00:30:31.880
felt like I just remembered like the song of

00:30:31.880 --> 00:30:35.900
the Cebu. where he's doing the slideshow, and

00:30:35.900 --> 00:30:39.640
then it gets interrupted by pictures from his

00:30:39.640 --> 00:30:44.460
vacation. And I just couldn't help but throw

00:30:44.460 --> 00:30:48.619
this in there. Larry's getting chased by the

00:30:48.619 --> 00:30:55.579
bull. Yeah, for shame. Oh, for shame. I'm trying

00:30:55.579 --> 00:30:59.599
to remember. There's an animated movie that...

00:31:02.279 --> 00:31:05.140
I want to say that that that's where that's where

00:31:05.140 --> 00:31:09.279
like I've I've heard it used because I know that

00:31:09.279 --> 00:31:11.859
like for shame is almost kind of like a like

00:31:11.859 --> 00:31:15.539
a Victorian literary literary term, like, you

00:31:15.539 --> 00:31:17.579
know, back in the back in the whatever you say

00:31:17.579 --> 00:31:21.019
it like that. For shame. For shame. For shame.

00:31:22.660 --> 00:31:28.140
Yeah, I just know my brethren. That's right.

00:31:28.200 --> 00:31:40.789
And quote some King James. Yes, thy didst. Again,

00:31:40.789 --> 00:31:42.710
another favorite. Of course, you can see where

00:31:42.710 --> 00:31:48.109
my favorites are playing, too. He ate with deacons

00:31:48.109 --> 00:31:51.329
and pastors. He went to conferences. Jesus was

00:31:51.329 --> 00:31:55.769
a Baptist. Hashtag things the Bible doesn't say.

00:31:55.950 --> 00:32:00.829
That's exactly right. Do you approve of my sarcasm

00:32:00.829 --> 00:32:05.009
here, Brad? Yes, very much. And again, all right.

00:32:05.009 --> 00:32:06.970
Worry about the people that would read this.

00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:10.400
Not as sarcasm. Not as sarcasm. Exactly right.

00:32:10.619 --> 00:32:16.140
Amen, brother. If English was good enough for

00:32:16.140 --> 00:32:19.420
Paul and Silas, it's good enough for me. Yeah,

00:32:19.420 --> 00:32:22.700
well, that means you don't know any history.

00:32:22.779 --> 00:32:25.200
You're following the wrong Paul and Silas' writings

00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:30.200
there. That's right. Peter, Paul and Mary was

00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:33.200
a group of singers. That's right. Not the same

00:32:33.200 --> 00:32:38.500
Peter, Paul and Mary. That's right. That Mary,

00:32:38.599 --> 00:32:41.819
in fact, did not kiss Bob Dylan. The Peter, Paul

00:32:41.819 --> 00:32:47.700
and Mary from the band did. So. Listeners, if

00:32:47.700 --> 00:32:49.880
if you are unfamiliar with Union, I want to do

00:32:49.880 --> 00:32:53.529
a little a little plug here, Brad. I work at

00:32:53.529 --> 00:32:55.769
Union University in Jackson, Tennessee. Union

00:32:55.769 --> 00:32:58.470
University is affiliated with the Tennessee Baptist

00:32:58.470 --> 00:33:03.190
Convention, so therefore it is by default a Southern

00:33:03.190 --> 00:33:07.529
Baptist school. It is not a seminary. We are

00:33:07.529 --> 00:33:13.730
a top 200 U .S. World and News Report institution,

00:33:14.109 --> 00:33:18.589
so I mean high academic achieving university.

00:33:19.910 --> 00:33:24.390
Did you score 200? Were you 200 out of 200? No,

00:33:24.529 --> 00:33:26.369
we were. I'm just saying like most of the time

00:33:26.369 --> 00:33:28.009
when people were like, we were top 200, that

00:33:28.009 --> 00:33:31.049
means we were the 200th. If you scored like 99,

00:33:31.369 --> 00:33:32.869
you don't go, we were the top 200. No, we were

00:33:32.869 --> 00:33:36.789
in, I think two years ago, we were ranked 140,

00:33:38.009 --> 00:33:40.910
I think. 140, 130, something like that. We were

00:33:40.910 --> 00:33:45.410
ranked 140? Yeah, not one. No. But like that,

00:33:45.470 --> 00:33:47.970
that number one is always is always like a battle

00:33:47.970 --> 00:33:49.930
between Harvard, Yale, Brown, you know, those

00:33:49.930 --> 00:33:54.509
those Ivy League institutions. Anyways. So we're

00:33:54.509 --> 00:33:57.869
we are a like academically legit school. Yeah,

00:33:57.950 --> 00:33:59.549
it's a Christian school. So we're private and

00:33:59.549 --> 00:34:02.950
we can be academically legit. I know. I did not

00:34:02.950 --> 00:34:06.789
know. I did not know that. Which is why I love

00:34:06.789 --> 00:34:10.460
I love. teasing students with the background

00:34:10.460 --> 00:34:13.300
that they are so familiar with, you know, oftentimes

00:34:13.300 --> 00:34:18.039
and, and listeners, I, I, I don't know your stories.

00:34:18.519 --> 00:34:21.639
Um, but Brad, one of the things that I love doing

00:34:21.639 --> 00:34:27.000
is speaking in stereotypes because this is exactly

00:34:27.000 --> 00:34:29.820
a stereotype, right? It's a stereo. It's a, it's

00:34:29.820 --> 00:34:34.960
a characterization of, of like the, the, the

00:34:34.960 --> 00:34:39.460
insane I guess traditionalism oftentimes viewed

00:34:39.460 --> 00:34:44.260
of the church and oftentimes, unfortunately viewed

00:34:44.260 --> 00:34:47.420
of church people of the church. Right. But I

00:34:47.420 --> 00:34:51.500
love, I love speaking satirically where this

00:34:51.500 --> 00:34:54.679
is clearly false and students know that, but

00:34:54.679 --> 00:34:58.099
they actually understand that there's an element

00:34:58.099 --> 00:35:01.920
of truth in it. And, and so, yeah, it's, it's

00:35:01.920 --> 00:35:06.809
really fun to, to, to speak like, you know, ironically

00:35:06.809 --> 00:35:09.510
like this with the students and watch them laugh

00:35:09.510 --> 00:35:12.789
and get it and be like, oh, yeah, I guess it

00:35:12.789 --> 00:35:17.170
is kind of dumb that people think that. And sometimes

00:35:17.170 --> 00:35:19.610
I think it's great to just call it out so that

00:35:19.610 --> 00:35:22.110
people see how stupid it is. Yes. When you've

00:35:22.110 --> 00:35:24.590
said something like this and that helps them

00:35:24.590 --> 00:35:27.809
realize some of the maybe lesser things, because

00:35:27.809 --> 00:35:30.650
this is to the extreme. Yeah. Right. That we

00:35:30.650 --> 00:35:37.389
take and we kind of almost make sacred. There's

00:35:37.389 --> 00:35:42.030
got to be coffee somewhere on Sunday morning,

00:35:42.110 --> 00:35:45.309
which I agree that should be something that we

00:35:45.309 --> 00:35:48.610
do. I do too. But it's not as much as I want

00:35:48.610 --> 00:35:52.829
it to be. It's not a sacred thing. If you don't

00:35:52.829 --> 00:35:54.750
have coffee in your church, oh my goodness, what

00:35:54.750 --> 00:35:56.590
are you doing? I mean, you're not going against

00:35:56.590 --> 00:35:59.010
the Lord. Yeah, it's not a sacred tenet of the

00:35:59.010 --> 00:36:02.030
church. It is a sacred tenet of Brad. That's

00:36:02.030 --> 00:36:07.170
right, and of DJ. It should be coffee. Went to

00:36:07.170 --> 00:36:11.289
a wedding just recently. This is like the second

00:36:11.289 --> 00:36:13.190
or third wedding. We're at the reception. I was

00:36:13.190 --> 00:36:15.309
like, hey, is there some coffee? And they said

00:36:15.309 --> 00:36:18.090
no. And this place didn't even have a coffee

00:36:18.090 --> 00:36:22.349
pot. Oh, my gosh. I'm like, what is wrong with

00:36:22.349 --> 00:36:25.050
you people? I didn't say that. Why is the reception

00:36:25.050 --> 00:36:29.610
here? I sent my token extrovert, my wife, Tabby,

00:36:29.690 --> 00:36:34.380
to ask. But yeah, when she came back and told

00:36:34.380 --> 00:36:36.739
me, I was like, this is what I would like to

00:36:36.739 --> 00:36:40.039
say to those people. What kind of establishment

00:36:40.039 --> 00:36:43.619
are you running here when you don't have coffee?

00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:45.440
If you're going to have a wedding reception,

00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:47.400
if you're going to do those things and you have

00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:51.639
all these drinks, for the love of Brad and DJ,

00:36:52.019 --> 00:36:56.070
have coffee. Have coffee. Doesn't even have to

00:36:56.070 --> 00:36:59.409
be fancy coffee. Just have some coffee. It's

00:36:59.409 --> 00:37:03.730
drinkable. Not if you're a wedding. No, no, no,

00:37:03.809 --> 00:37:07.530
Brad. No. You know, we get the fancy and the

00:37:07.530 --> 00:37:11.409
not fancy. All right, let's go on. Yep, move

00:37:11.409 --> 00:37:15.869
on. I'm not here banging out C octaves on the

00:37:15.869 --> 00:37:18.349
piano thinking about the fact that I walked down

00:37:18.349 --> 00:37:20.670
to the convenience store getting a Snickers bar

00:37:20.670 --> 00:37:26.179
and then forgetting to get gas. That's very specific.

00:37:27.179 --> 00:37:30.380
It's highly specific. All right. So here's the

00:37:30.380 --> 00:37:36.260
story behind that. I was conducting from the

00:37:36.260 --> 00:37:40.099
piano, which I never do because I'm not a pianist

00:37:40.099 --> 00:37:42.679
by any means, but I was conducting from the piano.

00:37:42.860 --> 00:37:45.119
You probably shouldn't conduct from it if you're

00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:49.420
not a pianist. But it was a piece, Brad, that

00:37:49.420 --> 00:37:53.630
all I'll say is this. It was experimental. That's

00:37:53.630 --> 00:37:57.690
it. Don't ask how. Don't ask why. I don't want

00:37:57.690 --> 00:37:59.650
to know because you'll probably tell me. No,

00:37:59.650 --> 00:38:03.429
I won't. I really won't. But music majors had

00:38:03.429 --> 00:38:07.389
a hard time understanding or wrapping their minds

00:38:07.389 --> 00:38:09.929
around kind of the purpose of the piece. But

00:38:09.929 --> 00:38:14.010
my role was to simply bang out octave C's on

00:38:14.010 --> 00:38:16.510
the piano the whole time. That's it. And right

00:38:16.510 --> 00:38:21.420
now, you just simply need to accept that. I'm

00:38:21.420 --> 00:38:23.460
accepting that even though I don't really even

00:38:23.460 --> 00:38:26.260
know what that means. That's fair. I was trying

00:38:26.260 --> 00:38:29.920
to get students to understand that for this piece

00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:34.780
of music to actually work, we can't be mindless

00:38:34.780 --> 00:38:37.659
about it. And that's when I threw in, I'm not

00:38:37.659 --> 00:38:40.340
over here banging out C octaves on the piano

00:38:40.340 --> 00:38:42.380
thinking about the fact that I walked down to

00:38:42.380 --> 00:38:43.820
the convenience store getting a Snickers bar

00:38:43.820 --> 00:38:47.179
and then, oh, yeah, realizing I forgot to get

00:38:47.179 --> 00:38:52.340
gas. I'm not mindlessly over here, completely

00:38:52.340 --> 00:38:55.440
separated what I'm doing from what you're doing.

00:38:55.760 --> 00:38:58.920
Was that a personal experience? No. Or were you

00:38:58.920 --> 00:39:02.679
picking on Shara? Did Shara do that? No. Shara

00:39:02.679 --> 00:39:04.760
go down to the gas station and forget to get

00:39:04.760 --> 00:39:07.079
gas because she went and got a Snickers? No,

00:39:07.099 --> 00:39:09.340
but Brad, so when you asked that question, that

00:39:09.340 --> 00:39:11.800
made me think of something that you need to know.

00:39:12.079 --> 00:39:14.960
I'm sure that you've probably heard this. I can't

00:39:14.960 --> 00:39:21.219
imagine that you haven't. Listeners, we're going

00:39:21.219 --> 00:39:26.780
on a tangent here. That's why they listen to

00:39:26.780 --> 00:39:29.320
our show. That's right, yeah. My wife and I,

00:39:29.559 --> 00:39:35.280
we decided before we had kids that we wanted

00:39:35.280 --> 00:39:38.599
two children. God said, yeah, that's what you

00:39:38.599 --> 00:39:43.840
think. And we had a third. She is amazing. Oh,

00:39:44.019 --> 00:39:47.300
she is, dude. Little Zoe is amazing. And we are

00:39:47.300 --> 00:39:50.460
so close, dude. So close to being done with potty

00:39:50.460 --> 00:39:53.420
training. Anyways. And anytime she needs a tookie.

00:39:53.539 --> 00:39:57.380
Anytime she needs a tookie. It's adorable, isn't

00:39:57.380 --> 00:40:01.420
it? Uncle B will give it to her after Aunt Babby

00:40:01.420 --> 00:40:04.699
explains what she's asking for. That's right.

00:40:05.800 --> 00:40:13.500
So, Brad, the last, the final, OB -GYN appointment

00:40:13.500 --> 00:40:15.639
that Cher had. I guess it's an OB appointment.

00:40:15.820 --> 00:40:20.019
But like all of the doctor visits that women

00:40:20.019 --> 00:40:23.840
go to when they're pregnant. The last one, her

00:40:23.840 --> 00:40:29.619
water broke because of that appointment. So immediately

00:40:29.619 --> 00:40:33.559
her body went into labor. Wow. We're not used

00:40:33.559 --> 00:40:37.059
to this. That wasn't supposed to happen here.

00:40:37.420 --> 00:40:43.510
Get out. Hurry. We don't do that. The whatever

00:40:43.510 --> 00:40:45.309
position, I'll say the nurse, I don't know what

00:40:45.309 --> 00:40:50.110
the position was, that was with her. She went,

00:40:50.250 --> 00:40:54.690
uh -oh, I didn't mean to do that. And she said

00:40:54.690 --> 00:40:58.690
to Sharon, well, you're going to need to go to

00:40:58.690 --> 00:41:01.269
the hospital. And Sharon knew exactly. I was

00:41:01.269 --> 00:41:03.670
right. Hurry, get out of here. We don't deal

00:41:03.670 --> 00:41:05.949
with this. We'll just get you up to that point.

00:41:07.659 --> 00:41:09.920
Shara drove herself to the hospital. Now, why

00:41:09.920 --> 00:41:12.260
am I saying all of this based upon this? When

00:41:12.260 --> 00:41:14.900
you said, is this a, you know, is the walk down

00:41:14.900 --> 00:41:16.980
to the convenience store to get a sticker bar

00:41:16.980 --> 00:41:20.119
if you didn't get gas? On the way to the hospital,

00:41:20.239 --> 00:41:23.119
Shara, because this is our third kid, she knows

00:41:23.119 --> 00:41:26.059
how all of this works. She said, or she thought

00:41:26.059 --> 00:41:27.500
to herself, well, I know I'm not going to get

00:41:27.500 --> 00:41:30.840
anything to eat once I get there. So I probably

00:41:30.840 --> 00:41:34.139
need to stop and get a snack while in labor.

00:41:34.460 --> 00:41:40.250
Yes, I love it. In labor. And again, I know this

00:41:40.250 --> 00:41:43.409
just solidifies to me so much. The Shara is my

00:41:43.409 --> 00:41:48.349
people, right? Because dude, dude, she doesn't

00:41:48.349 --> 00:41:53.469
just stop. Country Kentucky lady. She stops at

00:41:53.469 --> 00:41:55.530
a gas station, but not just any gas station,

00:41:55.630 --> 00:42:03.269
a ghetto gas station in labor. Listen, nobody's

00:42:03.269 --> 00:42:06.340
going to mess. Walks in and gets one Milky Way.

00:42:06.420 --> 00:42:10.019
That's it. One. She didn't she didn't stop. We

00:42:10.019 --> 00:42:14.039
wanted to buy the whole box. I mean, I mean,

00:42:14.059 --> 00:42:15.360
yeah, that might have made the story a little

00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:19.199
more interesting. Listen, DJ, no matter how ghetto

00:42:19.199 --> 00:42:24.239
you are, nobody gonna mess with a pregnant in

00:42:24.239 --> 00:42:29.719
labor Kentucky country girl. That's right. In

00:42:29.719 --> 00:42:34.820
the words of Mr. T, I pity the fool. Yeah, that's

00:42:34.820 --> 00:42:38.920
right, dude. All right. And let me tell you how

00:42:38.920 --> 00:42:44.159
boss level that Shira gets. My candy bar. That's

00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:46.019
right, that Shira gets. I'm sorry, ma 'am. You

00:42:46.019 --> 00:42:49.039
just go ahead. Just take it. She walks in. She

00:42:49.039 --> 00:42:51.199
gets a Diet Coke. She gets a Diet Coke and a

00:42:51.199 --> 00:42:55.760
Milky Way. She waits in line. She pays as if

00:42:55.760 --> 00:43:00.119
nothing's wrong. And she's like, her body's starting

00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:01.480
to have contractions. Her water's already broke.

00:43:01.719 --> 00:43:06.960
It's not going to break again. So her body starts

00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:09.880
to have contractions. She gets back in the car.

00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:14.300
She drives herself to the hospital. She's having

00:43:14.300 --> 00:43:16.880
contractions on and off on the way to the hospital.

00:43:17.800 --> 00:43:20.679
When she gets there, she walks herself in and

00:43:20.679 --> 00:43:24.360
actually has to stop, I think, twice to allow

00:43:24.360 --> 00:43:26.849
her body to, like, have a contraction get over

00:43:26.849 --> 00:43:29.309
it so like and then she just delivered the baby

00:43:29.309 --> 00:43:31.789
on her own and showed it to the doctor when he

00:43:31.789 --> 00:43:36.429
came in it's a girl yeah you did that already

00:43:36.429 --> 00:43:39.630
but hey yeah seriously like boss level boss oh

00:43:39.630 --> 00:43:42.409
yeah no way no respect for you shara i mean i

00:43:42.409 --> 00:43:44.590
already have mad respect for you but i have like

00:43:44.590 --> 00:43:49.090
even more mad respect for you now yeah all right

00:43:49.090 --> 00:43:51.389
brad let's move on yeah i mean abscess thinking

00:43:52.599 --> 00:43:55.440
I just love saying that. It's fun. Abs so stinking

00:43:55.440 --> 00:43:59.679
lutely. It really is. Just have a good emphasis.

00:44:00.219 --> 00:44:06.679
Yep. When the elitist needs someone to make them

00:44:06.679 --> 00:44:09.679
feel good about their money, I am not your guy.

00:44:10.199 --> 00:44:12.480
I couldn't care less about how much money you

00:44:12.480 --> 00:44:17.159
have. It's one of the things I like about you,

00:44:17.179 --> 00:44:20.860
DJ. I know. Doesn't matter how poor I am. You

00:44:20.860 --> 00:44:26.099
don't care. Don't care. I don't care. I don't

00:44:26.099 --> 00:44:29.320
care. You'll still have no sympathy for me when

00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:32.960
we're fishing. No, I won't. All right. So, Brad,

00:44:33.159 --> 00:44:42.320
I don't remember how it came up, but I was basically

00:44:42.320 --> 00:44:46.099
explaining to my students that I would not make

00:44:46.099 --> 00:44:49.440
a very good administrator. Because administrators

00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:54.619
have to go ask people for their money knowing

00:44:54.619 --> 00:44:57.440
that the people that they're asking are rich.

00:44:58.599 --> 00:45:02.260
And then they have to schmooze on them. If you

00:45:02.260 --> 00:45:04.619
come asking me for a big million -dollar donation,

00:45:05.019 --> 00:45:07.539
man, I'd be glad to give that to you. You'd get

00:45:07.539 --> 00:45:10.260
all excited. But I ain't got it. Yeah, I just

00:45:10.260 --> 00:45:12.000
don't have it, man. Sorry. You're barking up

00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:19.829
the wrong tree. Right. I just – I hate the idea

00:45:19.829 --> 00:45:24.190
of – and I could be so wrong because, again,

00:45:24.309 --> 00:45:29.389
I've never sat in this seat. But, like, I can

00:45:29.389 --> 00:45:37.329
definitely – Brad, you can attest to this. My

00:45:37.329 --> 00:45:41.590
face talks before I do. Your sister has that

00:45:41.590 --> 00:45:45.110
same issue. Yeah. And so I can only imagine.

00:45:45.389 --> 00:45:47.329
When you have a face like mine, you don't have

00:45:47.329 --> 00:45:50.289
to worry as much about that. That's true. It

00:45:50.289 --> 00:45:52.989
just looks the same. People can drop the big,

00:45:53.070 --> 00:45:55.409
and do sometimes, like the hardest, biggest,

00:45:55.489 --> 00:45:59.969
crazy things on me. And I'm like, oh, okay. Go

00:45:59.969 --> 00:46:04.409
on. So I can only imagine, Brad, that if I'm

00:46:04.409 --> 00:46:09.070
having a conversation with somebody who's filthy

00:46:09.070 --> 00:46:11.329
rich and they know it and they want me to know

00:46:11.329 --> 00:46:14.789
it, And it gets to the point in the conversation

00:46:14.789 --> 00:46:18.949
where I'm about to ask them for money, but they

00:46:18.949 --> 00:46:23.889
need some schmoozing. I can only imagine, like,

00:46:24.030 --> 00:46:27.449
my facial expression beginning to show, wait

00:46:27.449 --> 00:46:32.570
a minute. You want me to, like, brown nose you

00:46:32.570 --> 00:46:36.969
right now? Yeah. This ain't happening, man. Like,

00:46:36.969 --> 00:46:40.429
I'm not your guy. When you've got to go past

00:46:40.429 --> 00:46:44.050
this expression, though, that I have, it doesn't

00:46:44.050 --> 00:46:46.690
work. It's not a very good smooth face. It's

00:46:46.690 --> 00:46:49.949
a very good dealing with people face when they're

00:46:49.949 --> 00:46:53.170
dropping bad news or heavy stuff. Or if they're

00:46:53.170 --> 00:46:55.050
trying to sell you something, I just be quiet.

00:46:56.150 --> 00:46:59.429
And people start giving me little discounts and

00:46:59.429 --> 00:47:03.889
stuff. I'm like, OK, well, I was going to say,

00:47:04.010 --> 00:47:06.409
OK, deal. But if you want to just keep dropping

00:47:06.409 --> 00:47:10.539
money off. But I am so not perceptive of the

00:47:10.539 --> 00:47:16.179
way that my face is. I feel like the way that

00:47:16.179 --> 00:47:19.619
I feel is written all over my face. No, dude.

00:47:19.619 --> 00:47:21.920
If I'm nervous or if I'm anxious or if I'm happy

00:47:21.920 --> 00:47:24.179
or whatever, I feel like it's all over my face.

00:47:24.480 --> 00:47:27.280
No, dude. Most of the time, your stoicism is

00:47:27.280 --> 00:47:30.099
like a brick wall. And I've told Tabby this,

00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:34.579
too. I don't know if I just notice. I don't know

00:47:34.579 --> 00:47:37.139
if it's a spiritual gift that God gave me. I

00:47:37.139 --> 00:47:39.710
don't know. you can read to me you can read so

00:47:39.710 --> 00:47:42.989
much through people's eyes like like to me it's

00:47:42.989 --> 00:47:46.329
just it's almost like i can just read not their

00:47:46.329 --> 00:47:49.409
mind but like so much of their emotions and what

00:47:49.409 --> 00:47:51.110
they're feeling and all that through just their

00:47:51.110 --> 00:47:55.849
eyes and and so like for me i automatically go

00:47:55.849 --> 00:47:58.869
so so people want to see that people are going

00:47:58.869 --> 00:48:02.530
to see that in me and uh yeah apparently it's

00:48:02.530 --> 00:48:06.300
not the case Do you want to know whether I'm

00:48:06.300 --> 00:48:08.300
happy or not? I absolutely wear it on my sleeve.

00:48:08.300 --> 00:48:10.059
I wear it most of the time, actually. I wear

00:48:10.059 --> 00:48:11.599
it on my sleeve. I look like this, but I'm pretty

00:48:11.599 --> 00:48:14.679
happy. I'm also pretty anxious, usually. Usually

00:48:14.679 --> 00:48:20.420
worried about something. Yeah. All right. We're

00:48:20.420 --> 00:48:24.320
reading everything chromatic, baby. I don't want

00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:26.559
you to explain this to me. I was sharing these

00:48:26.559 --> 00:48:28.420
with your sister, and she started to explain

00:48:28.420 --> 00:48:30.909
it to me, and I was like, no, no, no. stop i

00:48:30.909 --> 00:48:33.449
i i don't want but i'm sure i was like i'm sure

00:48:33.449 --> 00:48:35.730
it's something music people would understand

00:48:35.730 --> 00:48:39.570
it is music people i all i can think of is i

00:48:39.570 --> 00:48:43.789
maybe i said this in maybe i said this in in

00:48:43.789 --> 00:48:46.429
a in like a music theory class and that became

00:48:46.429 --> 00:48:49.989
that came up like i don't know i don't know you

00:48:49.989 --> 00:48:59.539
never think chromatic baby yeah who knows I'm

00:48:59.539 --> 00:49:01.820
sorry. I had to remember where I was because

00:49:01.820 --> 00:49:07.800
I was eating turkey last week. I don't know.

00:49:09.079 --> 00:49:12.019
I don't either, but I want to find a way to use

00:49:12.019 --> 00:49:18.579
that. I guess after Thanksgiving is generally

00:49:18.579 --> 00:49:22.440
probably when this was. I still know. I don't

00:49:22.440 --> 00:49:26.280
know. I got nothing, man. Right after Thanksgiving

00:49:26.280 --> 00:49:28.260
is my favorite time because I get to use one

00:49:28.260 --> 00:49:34.460
of my favorite dad jokes of all time. Okay. It's

00:49:34.460 --> 00:49:38.320
just, it's like, I like to tell people, just

00:49:38.320 --> 00:49:40.699
be careful with your leftovers because, you know,

00:49:40.820 --> 00:49:49.219
it's hard to quit cold turkey. And it's actually

00:49:49.219 --> 00:49:55.559
true because, dude, cold turkey. is so good i

00:49:55.559 --> 00:49:59.780
know it's it's one of like like i get so many

00:49:59.780 --> 00:50:02.880
people to roll their eyes at me i use that usually

00:50:02.880 --> 00:50:05.860
usually at some point with people during our

00:50:05.860 --> 00:50:09.440
like community thanksgiving because they're carrying

00:50:09.440 --> 00:50:11.159
out leftovers like hey be careful with those

00:50:11.159 --> 00:50:16.079
it's hard to quit cold turkey and i mean it's

00:50:16.079 --> 00:50:18.480
like like i feel so accomplished because i even

00:50:18.480 --> 00:50:20.780
get old people to roll their eyes at me Like,

00:50:20.800 --> 00:50:23.239
I get my teenagers in pre -teen to roll their

00:50:23.239 --> 00:50:26.800
eyes at me, like, daily. But to get older senior

00:50:26.800 --> 00:50:31.639
adults to roll their eyes, I mean, that's – I

00:50:31.639 --> 00:50:33.920
feel accomplished. I feel like I've done something.

00:50:36.559 --> 00:50:43.079
Subtext. Huh? Huh? Huh? I don't know. Maybe you

00:50:43.079 --> 00:50:45.019
need to do it because I'm, like, not very good

00:50:45.019 --> 00:50:49.300
at impressions. I'm guessing – I don't know.

00:50:49.920 --> 00:50:53.539
But I'm guessing that I was just being silly.

00:50:54.460 --> 00:51:00.440
And I think maybe something went like, I don't

00:51:00.440 --> 00:51:05.340
know, somebody being stupid and then you get

00:51:05.340 --> 00:51:12.719
to go subtext. Huh? I don't know. I really don't.

00:51:13.139 --> 00:51:16.260
But I can definitely see myself saying that.

00:51:19.679 --> 00:51:24.900
I appreciate your rebellion. Good job. I love

00:51:24.900 --> 00:51:27.519
this quote. We should have had this for the Star

00:51:27.519 --> 00:51:36.219
Wars episode. Right, yeah. Tell all the rebels

00:51:36.219 --> 00:51:39.940
I appreciate your rebellion. I had a student

00:51:39.940 --> 00:51:49.150
who was trying to finagle away. around at like

00:51:49.150 --> 00:51:52.210
an assignment or a test or something. And they

00:51:52.210 --> 00:51:54.369
were trying to, they were trying to create a

00:51:54.369 --> 00:51:59.469
loophole to where I could not be, I could not

00:51:59.469 --> 00:52:03.409
be, um, how do I say it? They were trying to

00:52:03.409 --> 00:52:05.250
create a loophole to where I could not grade

00:52:05.250 --> 00:52:07.869
them the way I wanted to. And they would be right.

00:52:08.510 --> 00:52:11.329
And, and I just came right back at them with,

00:52:11.409 --> 00:52:13.110
no, you can't do that. And I explained, then

00:52:13.110 --> 00:52:15.730
I said, but I do appreciate your rebellion. Good

00:52:15.730 --> 00:52:21.409
job. And I feel like you got to do that with

00:52:21.409 --> 00:52:24.409
your kids sometimes. The answer is still no.

00:52:24.829 --> 00:52:27.710
But I do appreciate your rebellion. And I probably

00:52:27.710 --> 00:52:33.909
wouldn't use the word rebellion. But I have told

00:52:33.909 --> 00:52:36.789
them, like, hey, I appreciate you thinking that

00:52:36.789 --> 00:52:40.409
through. And I appreciate your argument and all

00:52:40.409 --> 00:52:42.750
of that. I mean, the answer is still no. But

00:52:42.750 --> 00:52:45.909
I do want you to know that it makes me proud.

00:52:46.650 --> 00:52:50.690
Like you saw this through and you came and gave

00:52:50.690 --> 00:52:52.969
a present. Because sometimes Carrie Beth will

00:52:52.969 --> 00:52:55.409
just have a presentation. Like she'll do like

00:52:55.409 --> 00:52:59.289
this. Are you serious? Whatever their version

00:52:59.289 --> 00:53:03.630
of PowerPoint is. Google Slides. This is why

00:53:03.630 --> 00:53:07.269
sometimes there's even song and dance. She doesn't

00:53:07.269 --> 00:53:08.829
let us record them. She's like, you'll share

00:53:08.829 --> 00:53:13.750
it. Yeah. Yes, we will. Brad, you need to secretly

00:53:13.750 --> 00:53:16.800
record one and let me see it. Yeah. So, I mean,

00:53:16.840 --> 00:53:20.139
but, but again, makes good arguments and, and

00:53:20.139 --> 00:53:23.960
then sometimes, you know, we've said, you know,

00:53:23.960 --> 00:53:27.760
yeah. Sometimes the answer is still no. Nope.

00:53:27.840 --> 00:53:30.300
Thank you. Thanks for your, you know, your rebellion.

00:53:31.480 --> 00:53:34.719
Good job. That's funny. So Brad, I know we're

00:53:34.719 --> 00:53:37.139
getting close to. Oh yes. We've just got two

00:53:37.139 --> 00:53:44.230
more slides. And here's one of my favorite quotes

00:53:44.230 --> 00:53:48.489
from DJ, and I just pooped myself. I have the

00:53:48.489 --> 00:53:50.809
audio file, but it wouldn't let me embed it in

00:53:50.809 --> 00:53:55.070
here. No, but you can play it and play it into

00:53:55.070 --> 00:54:01.969
your microphone. Let's see. And I just pooped

00:54:01.969 --> 00:54:05.309
myself. And I just pooped myself. And I just

00:54:05.309 --> 00:54:09.969
pooped myself. And I just pooped myself. It's

00:54:09.969 --> 00:54:15.289
on a loop. So what game were we playing, Brad?

00:54:16.710 --> 00:54:20.949
I forget what it's called. I was trying to see.

00:54:21.389 --> 00:54:23.690
And I want you to know that because you immediately

00:54:23.690 --> 00:54:27.909
said, I forget what it's called, you blew the

00:54:27.909 --> 00:54:31.090
opportunity to deny that we were playing a game.

00:54:31.210 --> 00:54:34.489
Yeah, I know. But yeah, we were playing a game.

00:54:34.510 --> 00:54:36.230
We were playing a game and you pooped yourself.

00:54:37.429 --> 00:54:41.909
I remember the pooped yourself part, DJ. I remember

00:54:41.909 --> 00:54:50.170
that Brad had this as his submission. And I think

00:54:50.170 --> 00:54:52.809
I want to say, like, I wouldn't read it. And

00:54:52.809 --> 00:54:54.809
you were like, go ahead, read it, DJ. You have

00:54:54.809 --> 00:54:56.949
to read it. You got to read it. And I saw out

00:54:56.949 --> 00:54:58.429
of the corner of your eye that you pulled out

00:54:58.429 --> 00:54:59.690
your phone. I was like, all right, well, this

00:54:59.690 --> 00:55:02.010
is going to happen. So I'll go ahead and say

00:55:02.010 --> 00:55:05.769
it. That'll give him the satisfaction. It's become

00:55:05.769 --> 00:55:10.710
one of Brad's favorite. I forget about it. And

00:55:10.710 --> 00:55:13.150
every once in a while, it'll rotate up into my,

00:55:13.309 --> 00:55:16.170
you know, how your phone will give you like on

00:55:16.170 --> 00:55:19.070
this day or, hey, here's some old stuff. Yeah,

00:55:19.070 --> 00:55:21.230
right. And every time it does, it just makes

00:55:21.230 --> 00:55:24.289
me so happy. Here's what people need to know

00:55:24.289 --> 00:55:27.829
about me. If you're playing a game with me and

00:55:27.829 --> 00:55:32.030
I get bored and I can't stop the game, I will

00:55:32.030 --> 00:55:36.980
make the game more fun for myself. at the expense

00:55:36.980 --> 00:55:41.960
of others if necessary. And so, you know, I'm

00:55:41.960 --> 00:55:44.460
getting bored in this game. It's taking too long,

00:55:44.559 --> 00:55:48.000
but I'm like, Hey, I get to write down something

00:55:48.000 --> 00:55:51.679
and they got to read it off. Yep. And I was like,

00:55:51.679 --> 00:55:56.019
this is true. This is absolutely perfect. So,

00:55:56.019 --> 00:55:58.900
yeah. So last but not least, and I thought it's

00:55:58.900 --> 00:56:00.599
appropriate. There's this thing called time.

00:56:02.400 --> 00:56:06.500
And we're out of it. And we're out of it. There

00:56:06.500 --> 00:56:12.039
were more. I encourage your students to continue

00:56:12.039 --> 00:56:17.219
to share. You know, I picked out the ones that

00:56:17.219 --> 00:56:19.699
I mean, like, seriously, the first time I think

00:56:19.699 --> 00:56:23.440
there were like about 20. This time, I think

00:56:23.440 --> 00:56:26.360
there was like 50. Yeah. I knew there were a

00:56:26.360 --> 00:56:31.519
lot. And all over the gambit. So I encourage

00:56:31.519 --> 00:56:35.079
them to keep doing that, keep submitting them.

00:56:35.440 --> 00:56:39.639
We'd love to do another episode. I picked ones

00:56:39.639 --> 00:56:42.179
that I thought, one, were my favorites, but also

00:56:42.179 --> 00:56:44.739
ones that, you know, I threw in the Chromatics

00:56:44.739 --> 00:56:46.219
baby, because I was like, I don't really know

00:56:46.219 --> 00:56:50.409
what this means, but I'm sure. Looks like some

00:56:50.409 --> 00:56:52.849
of the listeners. Dude, I actually have several,

00:56:52.869 --> 00:56:55.190
several students who routinely listen to the

00:56:55.190 --> 00:56:57.789
show. And I'd like to actually I'd like to take

00:56:57.789 --> 00:57:00.630
an opportunity to give them a shout out. Shout

00:57:00.630 --> 00:57:06.510
out to Macy and Avery and Josiah. Let's see.

00:57:06.550 --> 00:57:08.329
Who else do I know that listens to the show?

00:57:09.230 --> 00:57:11.849
Shout out to Maddie Grace. If she if she does

00:57:11.849 --> 00:57:16.159
listen. And she, if I understand right, is the

00:57:16.159 --> 00:57:17.960
one that put together the slides. She is, yes.

00:57:18.260 --> 00:57:20.119
She's the one that sent them to me. So all of

00:57:20.119 --> 00:57:22.239
these pretty pictures and things you do. And

00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:25.300
I, unfortunately, with the program I used, some

00:57:25.300 --> 00:57:28.420
of them were cropped quite a bit. But she put

00:57:28.420 --> 00:57:33.260
that together. Very, very awesome. Took the time.

00:57:33.320 --> 00:57:36.699
I didn't do any of it. So all this pretty cool,

00:57:36.840 --> 00:57:40.880
nifty stuff that you saw, I just. I copied it

00:57:40.880 --> 00:57:45.699
and pasted it into another document. Yeah. So

00:57:45.699 --> 00:57:50.659
good job, Manny. Well, it's flattering to me.

00:57:50.840 --> 00:57:53.739
I love teaching my students, Brad. I really do.

00:57:53.880 --> 00:57:58.199
I've got great students at Union. They love the

00:57:58.199 --> 00:58:05.480
Lord. They love each other. And I love getting

00:58:05.480 --> 00:58:10.099
to see them start to fully understand. you know,

00:58:10.099 --> 00:58:13.000
the career path that they're moving into. So,

00:58:13.079 --> 00:58:17.900
yeah. Here's the good and the bad, DJ. The good

00:58:17.900 --> 00:58:22.539
news is they're listening to you. And the bad

00:58:22.539 --> 00:58:25.320
news is they're listening to you. They're listening

00:58:25.320 --> 00:58:31.000
to me. Yeah. All right. Well, we got to wrap

00:58:31.000 --> 00:58:33.719
this show up. And I guess since I started it,

00:58:33.780 --> 00:58:35.940
I should get into it. Yeah, go ahead, man. So,

00:58:36.059 --> 00:58:39.079
hey, everybody, you know, like us and subscribe

00:58:39.079 --> 00:58:42.239
to us and all that good jazz. And if you're watching

00:58:42.239 --> 00:58:44.519
us on YouTube, I'm sure it's better for something

00:58:44.519 --> 00:58:47.900
like this episode. I think DJ says it's like

00:58:47.900 --> 00:58:50.039
right here somewhere, but it could be over here.

00:58:50.139 --> 00:58:53.489
I don't know. Somewhere. I mean, you should be

00:58:53.489 --> 00:58:55.929
able to see it. There's like a like and subscribe

00:58:55.929 --> 00:58:58.550
button or ring a bell or something. I don't know.

00:58:59.070 --> 00:59:02.469
I'm not YouTube savvy. Ring a bell. Go ring a

00:59:02.469 --> 00:59:06.550
bell. Say some good stuff about us. Ask ChatGTP

00:59:06.550 --> 00:59:11.150
how awesome we are. Oh, yes. All that stuff.

00:59:11.409 --> 00:59:14.849
But we want you to know that we love you. We're

00:59:14.849 --> 00:59:17.889
glad you tuned into our show. And we will catch

00:59:17.889 --> 00:59:22.380
you next time. Go be his church. There we go.
