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I hate technology.

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Starting hot.

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Welcome to the Taylor Talking Podcast, I hate technology.

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It is difficult sometimes.

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Like what the actual fuck?

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It's all good.

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Welcome back everybody.

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Yeah, welcome back to the Taylor Talking Podcast.

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It's been a while.

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Been a long while.

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A really, really long while.

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There are reasons for that.

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But we'll get into that later.

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We'll start with something a little more fun.

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Yeah, let's start with something topical.

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All right, so Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.

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I mean, neither of us are really fans of either of them.

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I mean, I listen to Taylor Swift

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if it comes on like my Amazon music,

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but I'm not like searching her out to go play her music.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah, neither am I.

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Exactly.

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Oddly enough.

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And yeah, Travis Kelsey, I had no idea who he was

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before he even started dating her.

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So, but I'm not really a big sports person.

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Sports ball.

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Yay, sports.

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It's coming up next weekend.

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I know, I do enjoy the commercials.

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The commercials are the only good part

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of the Super Bowl in my opinion.

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Where did we watch last year's Super Bowl?

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I don't even remember.

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Did we just go to a bar?

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I don't even remember.

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We must have just gone to a bar.

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Jesus.

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What are we doing this year?

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We're going over to my friend's place, remember?

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Sorry, that jingling you here is the dog.

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The dog is playing with his hump bunny.

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Being a psycho right now.

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He has a toy that he vigorously has sex with.

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And then he snuggles it.

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It's better for everybody that way.

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Yeah, he'll have sex with it and then he'll sleep

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and it's nice.

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Family members' legs usually, you know,

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they don't become victim.

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He's never done that to anybody.

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Yeah, cause he's got the bunny.

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That's why he's sex.

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He's never done that to anybody.

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Ha ha ha ha ha.

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Anyways.

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So what'd you have to say about the whole,

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what was the angle with the whole Travis, Kelsey?

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I don't know, it's like a huge deal.

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It's like for numbers.

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The thing that I think is funny is like,

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apparently there's a bunch of men that are all

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huffing and puffing about how Taylor Swift

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is ruining football when she's literally only shown

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for maybe 20 seconds in an entire three hour game.

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20 seconds too long, Taylor.

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Oh, okay.

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Do you think because your name is Taylor,

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you feel like a little bit like of an emotional

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attachment to her?

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Not really.

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Do you wanna hear something funny though?

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What?

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So in 2013, I volunteered at the Grammys and-

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Did you meet her?

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No shit, I met her.

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I was walking, this is gonna sound really cool.

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I'm about to name drop so fucking hard right now.

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She was like 16.

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So I'm standing outside the green room

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where I'm supposed to be helping LL Cool J.

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And then somebody comes up to me, he's like,

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hey, can you go bring these water bottles

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over to Rihanna's room?

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So I'm going over there, you know, I knock on the door,

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they open the door, it's Rihanna with Damien

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and Ziggy Marley.

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plume of smoke.

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I forgot where I was going with this story.

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Taylor Swift.

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Taylor Swift, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So I drop off the water bottles

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and I'm walking back to the green room

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and I look to my left and sure as shit,

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I'm literally walking right next to Taylor Swift.

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And she did look really, really pretty,

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but she also looked really, really skinny,

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which I guess come to find out she had

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like an eating disorder.

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and she performed what she did really good.

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And I told her she looked really pretty

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and she's like, oh my God, thank you.

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That's awesome.

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Yeah.

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So you didn't say my name's Taylor too.

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It took everything in me now to be like,

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oh my God, my name's Taylor also.

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Supposed to have a name tag.

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Do you wanna hear something great though?

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So there's like three days of rehearsal

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and then the actual Grammy night, right?

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Yeah, no, I knew that.

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I wasn't, that was a rhetorical right, okay.

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So the very first day,

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LL Cool J literally came up to me

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cause it was like near where I was supposed

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to be working for that day.

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He's like, hey, sup, my name's Cool J, blah, blah,

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what's your name?

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It's like, oh, I'm Taylor.

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He's like, hey, Taylor, nice to meet you.

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I was like, yeah, if you need anything,

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I'll be right out here, just let me know,

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blah, blah, blah, blah.

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That was the first day.

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I did not see him again until actual Grammy night.

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And he was like coming down the hallway,

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walking the opposite way as me.

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And he literally came up to me and was like,

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hey T, how's it going?

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He remembered who I was

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and he remembered my first initial.

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That's pretty awesome.

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I am not like, I don't know a lot of things

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about LL Cool J, but I was like fangirling really hard.

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Do you think he'd remember you today?

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It would be really cool, but I would be very surprised.

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I would, with all the people he meets

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and all the crowds he goes through,

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like I would be surprised.

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There's no fucking way.

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But like he is, like he's super nice.

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Like it would honestly would not surprise me

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if he just like remembers everybody he ever met.

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I've heard other stories about LL Cool J.

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Hey, that's not what we're gonna talk about today.

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Anyways, so what are your feelings

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on the Travis Kelcey Taylor Swift ordeal?

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I have no feelings.

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You kind of went into a big spiel about it yesterday.

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That's because you were like wanting,

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I don't have any feelings.

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Well, you said that you thought it was all like,

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yeah, just say everything you said to me.

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Oh gee, okay.

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So it's kind of like Mean Girls where,

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what is it, Fetch?

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Yeah, that's so Fetch.

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I feel the same way.

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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey are Fetch to me.

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Stop trying to-

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Quit trying to make Fetch happen.

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Quit trying to make it happen.

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Like quit trying to make me give a fuck

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one way or the other about it.

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Like it's, I don't know.

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And then we did have this conversation

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and then we got a little, I don't know, some time passed.

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And then we talked about it again.

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you know, when you're,

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why would it be the thing for any reason at all?

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Like I've seen it in the past.

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Like the specific example is the fuck,

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Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson.

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So, you know, this is not a new thing,

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but yeah, the way it's like kicked out there

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and like stuff's different now with social media.

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I don't think TikTok existed

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when they were a couple at all, but-

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They had like Vine or something.

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It's just a weird fucking deal.

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And I hate it being brought up because yeah,

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they're gonna force me to like talk about it.

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Well, you know what it's to do.

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And actually waste my actual fucking time.

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You know what it's really to do, right?

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It's to distract everybody from the multiple genocides

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that are happening right now.

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I mean, there's definitely,

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I don't know if I agree exactly with that,

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but yes, I think it's being pushed or kind of pumped

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or elevated for some reason.

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I don't know what's gonna happen.

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I've heard some crazy conspiracy theories about it, but-

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Yeah, all the like number conspiracy theories and shit.

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Yeah, there's that one.

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All these people that look like tweakers

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counting all this stuff out.

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It's funny.

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It's just ridiculous.

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I will say some of the,

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like I don't remember what they specifically were

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off the top of my head,

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but some of the number stuff was actually really weird.

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Like some of them you're like, okay,

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like you're kind of fucking reaching for that one.

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But then others it's like, okay,

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now that's too weird to be a coincidence.

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Yeah, man.

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It's the Illuminati man.

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That's the primary one I heard.

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It's like, they're gonna use it.

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They're gonna, it's all scripted.

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The Chiefs are gonna win the Super Bowl.

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They're gonna propose, they're gonna get married

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or he's getting engaged at the half, 50 yard line.

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There are conspiracy theories about Taylor Swift

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and how she's basically like a clone

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or like basically this one woman

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that used to be essentially like the queen of the Illuminati.

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I forget her name,

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but like the pictures of her literally look

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just like Taylor Swift,

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but like if Taylor Swift was like in her 50s

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and there's a lot of similarities.

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Like this lady loved snakes.

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A lot of Taylor Swift's iconography is snakes

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and there were like the number 13 was big with her

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and that's like Taylor Swift's number.

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There were a lot of other things about how, yeah,

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she's basically like, you know, like get out

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where it's like the people,

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the rich people take over somebody else's body.

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Like that's basically like what this lady did

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with Taylor Swift is what the really crazy people were saying.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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It's all out there though.

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You could go down the rabbit hole,

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but what sucks is that they even tried to create

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a rabbit hole that involves that shit.

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What do you think happened with Kanye?

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Do you think Kanye got cloned?

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He said if he ever disappeared and came back,

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that wasn't him.

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And Kanye's been a special kind of crazy lately.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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I did see a news story where he went,

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I think it was a basketball game

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in like a fucking hockey mask, like a Jason mask.

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Am I getting that right?

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Yeah, Jason.

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His wife eerily looks just like Kim Kardashian.

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His wife looks just like his ex-wife.

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Again, this is all, we're going into this area

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where I don't give a shit.

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I mean, this whole fucking podcast

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is about mental health and conspiracy theories.

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Yeah, but the celebrity ones, it's like, I don't know.

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I guess it ties into deeper stuff.

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00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,640
Well, you can find a different podcast to talk on that.

269
00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,640
It's all connected, right?

270
00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:00,240
Like it's all, somebody's pulling the strings somewhere.

271
00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,160
Yeah, the Illuminati, the lizard people.

272
00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,760
Puppet Masters, right?

273
00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:04,600
Yeah.

274
00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,560
Okay, let's, we got something else we could talk about.

275
00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,840
Kind of like just happened to us.

276
00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,600
How about the dream stuff?

277
00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,560
This would be a good one to talk about.

278
00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:22,560
So, Dream Drew likes to cheat on me.

279
00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,080
Yeah.

280
00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,240
Good thing.

281
00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:29,240
All right, so yeah.

282
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,960
Yeah, I don't know, something, I don't know.

283
00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,800
I just have these really realistic dreams

284
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,320
where you cheat on me or you like break up with me

285
00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:39,280
or something and it like really sucks.

286
00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,920
But like, I don't get mad at you, I just get sad.

287
00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,120
Right.

288
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:44,960
In real life, I mean.

289
00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,680
How often does it happen?

290
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,920
Maybe like once a week.

291
00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:50,160
Really, that often?

292
00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,000
Yeah.

293
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,840
Oh my God.

294
00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:55,240
Oh my God, is it really?

295
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:58,400
I mean, I've been cheated on by like, you know,

296
00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,800
90% of the guys I've dated, so.

297
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,360
I've been cheated on too by,

298
00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,200
I don't know what the percent is, but.

299
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,680
I've also dated more people than you have.

300
00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:10,400
That's true.

301
00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,680
Yeah, probably, I'm gonna guess.

302
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,120
I mean, we've already been over it.

303
00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:15,960
Have we?

304
00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:19,520
Yeah, I've had more like serious relationships than you have.

305
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,040
And probably un-serious ones.

306
00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,000
Definitely un-serious ones too.

307
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,960
Yeah, I'm pretty vanilla, guys.

308
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,320
Pretty vanilla over here.

309
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,880
He's a manila envelope.

310
00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,120
Yeah.

311
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,360
Careful, they'll give you paper cuts, those things.

312
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,320
Anyways, yeah, so I keep having these dreams.

313
00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:41,920
Like the other day, I had a dream where Drew,

314
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:46,920
the weirdest part is, we were all in the house.

315
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,620
Oh my God, my fish just went fucking crazy.

316
00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:54,180
He went and hit the top of the fish tank.

317
00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:56,900
He's trying to get out.

318
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,740
Oh my God, that was insane.

319
00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:00,060
He's trying to escape.

320
00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:01,780
What the hell?

321
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:04,980
I hope he didn't hurt himself.

322
00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:06,300
Oh my God.

323
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,140
He's my little baby, why did he do that?

324
00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:09,620
He's never done that before.

325
00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,420
So happy, he's jumping for joy.

326
00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:13,220
He just literally like went insane

327
00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:14,460
and jumped out of the water

328
00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:16,560
and slammed into the top of the aquarium.

329
00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,760
Anyway, what was I talking about?

330
00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,120
Me, the dream version.

331
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,520
Yeah, I had a dream.

332
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:27,320
We were in the house that I lived in

333
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:30,560
when we moved to Iowa and my mom was there.

334
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:31,400
Oh God.

335
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,600
And you just broke up with me in front of her

336
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,200
and you said that I was superficial and fake

337
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:41,800
and then I found messages in your phone

338
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:45,520
from this slut named Kat and it was spelled C.

339
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,320
And it was spelled C-A-T.

340
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,760
And then, you know, like a little bit later,

341
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,760
I woke up and you were literally spooning my cat.

342
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,000
So it confirmed it.

343
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,680
You're cheating on me with my kiki.

344
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:07,360
And then literally like the next day,

345
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,440
I had the same dream,

346
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:14,320
but like Kat turned into my friend Katie.

347
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,000
And I was like, what the fuck?

348
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:21,000
This whole thing is something like, I don't know.

349
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,040
It's definitely me, not you.

350
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,520
Well, okay.

351
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,080
I get that to a certain degree.

352
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,400
Cheers.

353
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,080
It's definitely something that like

354
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:34,840
people have said to me before, you know, and.

355
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,280
Drew hates Dream Drew.

356
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:38,120
I get triggered.

357
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,880
Like he hates Dream Drew.

358
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,780
He fucking, every time she brings it up,

359
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:45,800
it's like, why are you telling me this?

360
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,160
First of all.

361
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,520
Well, it's a combination.

362
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:52,000
It's like, I don't get upset, but it's like,

363
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,120
well, that sucks that you have dreams like that.

364
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,480
Cause I don't have dreams like that very often.

365
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,520
Like, I don't think.

366
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,160
You don't normally dream about me.

367
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,720
I don't think I've ever had a dream like that.

368
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,800
Yeah, about you.

369
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,920
But I'm trying to think if I've had dreams like that at all.

370
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,880
It just fucking drives me.

371
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,200
It's like, I, you know, whether it's you on you

372
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:15,480
because of your past, whatever, or it's, you know,

373
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,520
it's on you still, but it's like.

374
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,800
It's definitely my mental illnesses.

375
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,840
If you think that about me, then.

376
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:21,840
No, I don't.

377
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:23,720
Like that's like, you're literally the only guy

378
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,800
I've never had to worry about like cheating on me.

379
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,280
It's weird.

380
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,400
I don't know.

381
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,080
I'm in a healthy relationship and my brain doesn't like it.

382
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,080
We joked about this for a while the other day.

383
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,880
So we kind of rehashed some of the stuff, but yeah.

384
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,960
It's like, as a guy, at least to me,

385
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,600
we'll explore my, what is it?

386
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:43,280
My masculine fragility here.

387
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,680
Like, you know, as a white cisgendered male,

388
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,080
I'm fucking, these days it's like,

389
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:53,680
I feel, you know, watching everywhere I look,

390
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,720
just, you know, be on your tippy toes,

391
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,920
don't say anything wrong, you know.

392
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:58,960
You gotta be that way.

393
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,800
People are like super soft nowadays too.

394
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,200
What's Tito licking the wall for?

395
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,240
I don't know.

396
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,880
Our dog's licking the wall.

397
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,240
He's a smart, he has a smooth brain.

398
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,760
So, yeah.

399
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:10,960
No ridges or lumps.

400
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:11,800
Tito.

401
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,360
Anyway.

402
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,200
Yeah, but anyway.

403
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:18,000
So, yeah, already kind of talking about this,

404
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,200
it's like, as the male, we're kind of stuck,

405
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,280
it's like a lose-lose situation.

406
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:26,920
So if you bring it up to me, you know, you're sad about it.

407
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,320
And I would understand why.

408
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,920
Because if I was having those kinds of dreams,

409
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,360
it would be kind of fucked up.

410
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,800
And they're so realistic, it sucks.

411
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:38,000
So, and I can't, you know, I'm just like, all right.

412
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,280
You know, I don't know what to do with it.

413
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:43,080
And then if I were to have that kind of a dream,

414
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,880
I don't, I would, I don't think I'd bring it up.

415
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:50,240
And I think if I did, you would get like annoyed.

416
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,360
Like, I can't believe you think that about me.

417
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,800
Or like, you know, ew.

418
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:55,640
It could go either way.

419
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,120
Like, I can't believe you think I would sleep

420
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,840
with like your buddy, you know, like, I don't know,

421
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:00,840
my friend Adam.

422
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:01,680
Yeah.

423
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,520
No offense to Adam, but.

424
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:06,440
Yeah, I had a dream that you banged my friend Adam.

425
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,840
Like, I wouldn't wake up and tell you about it.

426
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,840
I don't like wake up and tell you about it.

427
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:14,000
I'm just walking around sad and you're like, what's wrong?

428
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,680
So then I tell you, I have a dream.

429
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,800
And you're like, oh my God, that's stupid.

430
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:18,640
I don't know.

431
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:19,880
There's been times where I wake up and you're like,

432
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,040
dream drew did it again.

433
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,200
I'm like, oh, geez.

434
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,920
The funny thing is my mom and stepdad

435
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:25,920
go through the same thing.

436
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,160
Like my mom has dreams that my stepdad's

437
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,680
cheating or leaving her.

438
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,520
And.

439
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,680
It's definitely not a new phenomenon.

440
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,920
She said it's funny because like dream,

441
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,160
Jimmy intends to act up around the same time

442
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,000
that dream drew does.

443
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:37,840
It's all Jesus.

444
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,680
I know.

445
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,080
And like, you know, not to, but like I said,

446
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,720
this is not the first time that I've had people tell us to me.

447
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,440
Every time it's like, I don't know what to do with it.

448
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,280
I don't know what to say.

449
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,920
And then.

450
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:53,760
I don't know.

451
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,120
It's not true, but.

452
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,680
It's definitely not like, yeah, you're like the last person.

453
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,600
I think when I hear the word cheating,

454
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,600
we went to go see my parents last month for my birthday.

455
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:04,720
Yeah.

456
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,880
We're going to go see him again next weekend too.

457
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:06,720
I believe.

458
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,560
Oh yeah.

459
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,400
Yeah.

460
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,680
My birthday was fun.

461
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,480
We got really drunk with them.

462
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,320
Yes we did.

463
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,280
Oh my gosh.

464
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,080
We went out, we went out to dinner

465
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,640
and we got a seafood boil.

466
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,200
We split a seafood boil and it was fucking delicious.

467
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,360
Crab legs, crawfish, shrimp and clams.

468
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:27,240
And then of course the potatoes, sausage and corn.

469
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:28,080
Yeah.

470
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,600
Then we went and hung out at a bar

471
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,280
where your friend bartends.

472
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,120
Yeah.

473
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,880
My friend Shelby was the bartender.

474
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,040
So we went out and had,

475
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,960
I don't even know how many shots and drinks there.

476
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,200
And then my buddy Patrick met up with us

477
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,680
and we went to the gay bar

478
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,200
and we were out until probably like 1 32 o'clock.

479
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:46,880
Yeah.

480
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,000
Lit as fuck.

481
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,920
I woke up in the middle of the night,

482
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,760
threw up my guts.

483
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:53,760
I forgot about that.

484
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,400
So like my parents had a trash can

485
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,720
in the room that we were staying in

486
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,800
because we stayed with my parents.

487
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,080
So I'm like, sweet bet.

488
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,720
Throwing up all over the fucking trash can.

489
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:07,440
Well, come to realize it's a fucking wicker trash can.

490
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,400
Like literally a wicker basket as a trash.

491
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,880
So it all seeped through and went into the carpet.

492
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:13,720
Yeah.

493
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:14,560
Was not meant for liquids.

494
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,120
It was not meant for liquids at all.

495
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:17,960
And yeah.

496
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,880
Kleenex is, that's about the extent of that trash can.

497
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,120
Luckily like it was all liquid.

498
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,520
So like I literally,

499
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,160
that morning I woke up and was like,

500
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,240
I threw up, I need to shampoo your carpet.

501
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,920
So I was like, where's your shampoo?

502
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,480
And then my stepdad was like, just leave it.

503
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,320
I'll do it.

504
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,160
I was like, are you sure you just want me?

505
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,360
Like that room's gonna stink if you just leave that there.

506
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,360
But I was worried that he would forget about it

507
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:41,400
and like not clean it up.

508
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,080
But he got to it basically after we left.

509
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,320
I checked with mom and was like, did he clean that up?

510
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,160
She's like, yes.

511
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,400
So it's always an interesting night

512
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,240
when we stay at her parents' house.

513
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,080
Oh, for sure.

514
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,080
They like to party.

515
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,400
Well, they have animals.

516
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,240
Like they got some cats and a couple dogs.

517
00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:00,120
Two dogs, three, oh well now they only have two cats.

518
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,560
One of the last times we stayed there,

519
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,000
I made the mistake of leaving the door open

520
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,840
at night when we went to bed.

521
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,880
And there was this fucking panther.

522
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,080
It's a black cat.

523
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:10,960
His name's Harley.

524
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,200
He's like 15 pounds.

525
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,040
He's a beast.

526
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:13,860
He's fucking huge.

527
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:15,760
And he came in and I had taken my clothes off

528
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:18,440
and kind of piled them up neatly on the floor.

529
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,400
And I was drunk.

530
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,080
I mean, we do get kind of shit faced.

531
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,160
We had done shots that night.

532
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,600
I wake up and my clothes are just soaked.

533
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,120
I'm like in urine.

534
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,400
And at first we were like,

535
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,920
oh my God, did you like wake up and pee

536
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:31,960
on your clothes in the middle of the night?

537
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,360
But no, it was like, it smelled like straight cat piss.

538
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:37,240
And so my mom was like, yeah, that was definitely Harley.

539
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,920
And then, so that happened.

540
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,160
And then this last time, well, you did puke in the room.

541
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,000
I puked in the room.

542
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,520
But outside in the hallway.

543
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,360
There was a pee spot.

544
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,360
There was a pee spot.

545
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:48,520
And again, it was like, you know, did you do it?

546
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,840
I'm like, look at the pee spot.

547
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,800
Because it was tiny.

548
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:51,640
It was like.

549
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:55,040
Jimmy knew that it was cat or dog pee.

550
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,840
But mom was like, Drew, did you pee in the hallway?

551
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,240
I would have left a puddle.

552
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:04,400
This was a very small area, the size of a dollar bill.

553
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,000
Mine would have been like.

554
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,360
The size of a dinner plate?

555
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,400
50, like 20 dinner plates.

556
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,240
Oh my God.

557
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,600
Well, you know, empty your bladder in the middle of the night.

558
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,120
I have a very small bladder.

559
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,120
It would have been traumatic.

560
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:20,200
My bladder is like the size of a dinner plate.

561
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,160
A dinner plate?

562
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,400
Oh, not the bladder itself,

563
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,920
but like how much pee it can hold.

564
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:24,760
You know what I mean?

565
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,160
I have P.L.I.

566
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,000
You know this.

567
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,800
I know, road trips are fun.

568
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,280
I just need to, well, it sucks when we have to like

569
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,200
leave early in the morning,

570
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,120
because then I need coffee,

571
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,800
which is obviously going to make me have to fucking pee.

572
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,760
Yeah?

573
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:37,600
Excuse me.

574
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,440
I think.

575
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,560
What else did we do for your birthday?

576
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:40,400
I think.

577
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,720
Well, we had plans to go out with my friend Rachel,

578
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,320
but then we got hit with that massive snow storm.

579
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,160
Oh yeah.

580
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,700
Because we live in Iowa and my birthday is in January,

581
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,840
so I can never have any fucking fun.

582
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,880
Yeah, there's literally a blizzard,

583
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,880
kind of like the same week of your birthday.

584
00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,760
We got like 16 inches of snow in some places.

585
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,080
We probably got like 10 inches where we live.

586
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:03,920
Yeah.

587
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,200
A lot of high winds.

588
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,160
It was a straight blizzard.

589
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,000
It was crazy.

590
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,820
Yeah, it was insane.

591
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:09,800
We did not go anywhere.

592
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,120
We did not leave the house.

593
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,560
We, at one, like there was one day where it was so cold,

594
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,680
we literally just looked at each other

595
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,960
and we were like, fuck it, the dog can pee inside today.

596
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:17,800
Too much.

597
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,400
Yeah, I think a couple of those nights,

598
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,120
it got down to like negative 30, stuff like that.

599
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,480
Not including wind chill, yeah.

600
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:26,400
Yeah, it was bad.

601
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,400
Yeah, now it's like we're fine.

602
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,240
We're going into spring.

603
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,860
Yay, Bucks Tony Phil didn't see a shadow, yay.

604
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,300
Did you know, I forget what state it is.

605
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:40,520
I think it's like Texas or Arkansas or something.

606
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,440
They do it with a possum.

607
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,280
I mean, any rodent will work.

608
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,600
Any rodent will do.

609
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,400
I'm gonna get a rodent.

610
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,320
I believe a beaver, is it a rodent?

611
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,160
I don't know.

612
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:54,980
Might be.

613
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:55,820
I don't know how that works.

614
00:21:55,820 --> 00:21:57,720
I think a ground hog are the same thing.

615
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,400
Imagine if the saying went,

616
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,160
how much ground could a ground hog ground

617
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,160
if a ground hog could ground hog,

618
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,560
if a ground hog could hog ground.

619
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:07,400
There we go.

620
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,760
That worked actually.

621
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,600
It did.

622
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:11,440
That was weird.

623
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,280
Ah.

624
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,120
Oh my God.

625
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:15,320
Let's see, what else is new?

626
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,600
We had some fun this weekend.

627
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,920
I mean, we're wrapping it up at Sunday night, but.

628
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,840
We didn't do a goddamn thing this weekend.

629
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,000
Friday night, we went out to eat

630
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,440
at a local Mexican restaurant.

631
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,800
We go literally almost every weekend.

632
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,840
We've gone almost every weekend

633
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,120
for the one and a half years that we've,

634
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,560
two and a half years that we've lived here.

635
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,200
Yeah, it's always a good time.

636
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,200
It is such good food.

637
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,120
We went for her birthday, on her birthday.

638
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,400
Yeah.

639
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,440
We were gonna go to Cheesecake Factory,

640
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,640
but we almost slid out on the interstate

641
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,080
and it was starting to snow, so we were like,

642
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,360
fuck it, we're just gonna go back home

643
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,480
and eat something near there.

644
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,160
So yeah, we went to the Mexican restaurant.

645
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,840
Yeah, that was one of those,

646
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,760
should we go, should we go?

647
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,960
And then I started spinning out.

648
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,240
Let's try it.

649
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,760
The on-ramp, you know, she did some

650
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,240
fast and furious action.

651
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,080
Yeah.

652
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,480
Like, I don't know, answer the question for us.

653
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,480
I wasn't even going fast.

654
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,560
I was only going like 15,

655
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,920
cause I knew it was gonna be.

656
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,080
It was treacherous out there.

657
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,080
Right.

658
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,640
So yeah, and then I started fishtailing

659
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,720
and I was like, yep, I'm taking the next exit.

660
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:16,160
Yeah, she got the sombrero and the whole nine yards.

661
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,720
They gave me a free shot.

662
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:18,560
Yeah.

663
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,400
It was awesome.

664
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,280
Yeah, and then.

665
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,200
It was so awkward, cause I was like telling you

666
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,160
how I'm in the middle of existential crisis

667
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,640
and I was like on the brink of tears

668
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,480
and then they'd come over with a fucking sombrero

669
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,640
and a shot and I'm like, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry.

670
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,480
Yeah.

671
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,320
Yeah.

672
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,520
And then, so that was, you know, a couple of weeks ago.

673
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,080
And then, you know, this Friday,

674
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,520
there was a guy that had a couple of shots there.

675
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,880
Oh my God.

676
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,720
He was in pretty bad shape.

677
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,920
Dude, he was, so there was a group,

678
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,720
it was like five of them, four or five of them.

679
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,600
And they must've all been like work buddies or something

680
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:56,040
cause they were, I think they were celebrating something.

681
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,680
I thought they had some kids with them.

682
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,320
Weren't they, didn't they have a couple of kids with them?

683
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,080
I don't remember any kids being over there.

684
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:01,920
Okay, maybe not.

685
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,360
But yeah, they were celebrating something

686
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,440
or something like that, I don't know.

687
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:11,960
But they all had margaritas and I overheard one of them

688
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,280
saying that they had all done like three or four shots

689
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,480
of tequila.

690
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,480
So at one point after we had been like,

691
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,680
we had already ordered and received our drinks and food

692
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:25,120
by this point and homeboy like gets up to go to the bathroom

693
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:26,400
and he can't even stand.

694
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,960
His wife had to literally like put him over her shoulder

695
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,960
and walk with him to the bathroom.

696
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,160
She gets him through the door

697
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,680
and then she walks back to the table.

698
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,160
I'm like, this is not gonna be good.

699
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,440
He was in there, I don't know,

700
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,320
maybe five minutes goes past

701
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,920
and there was a little boy sitting at a table next to us

702
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,520
and he went to go to the bathroom.

703
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,840
And I was watching cause at this point

704
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:47,760
I was fully invested.

705
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,480
Like Drew was in the middle of telling me a story

706
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,840
and I could tell you were getting annoyed

707
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,560
cause you didn't think I was paying attention.

708
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,280
But I wanted to know what was going on

709
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,360
with this fucking dude.

710
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:59,320
So the kid opens the bathroom door and he starts walking in

711
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,800
and he literally like hesitates.

712
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,440
You can see he like takes a step back

713
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,000
and is like what the fuck.

714
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,760
So he just kind of like slowly walks into the bathroom

715
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,320
and like goes the other way.

716
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,720
And he comes out here and I'm like,

717
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:10,960
oh my God, is he gonna tell his parents?

718
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:11,800
Is he gonna tell his parents?

719
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,400
Doesn't say a fucking word.

720
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:18,400
So I don't know, another maybe 10 minutes goes by

721
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,320
and I hear the other people at the table.

722
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,880
They're like, oh my God, is he okay?

723
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:22,720
Where is he?

724
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,560
Is he fine?

725
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,480
His wife's like, oh he's fine, he's fine, he's fine.

726
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,960
Two other kids go to the bathroom

727
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,880
and they do the, it's funny cause everybody

728
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,320
that went in was children.

729
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,960
And you got this grown ass, drunk ass man

730
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,440
doing who knows what the fuck in the bathroom.

731
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,000
So these two other boys go in there.

732
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,440
They do the same thing the first kid did.

733
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,320
They like double take and step back

734
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,640
and then they go in and they looked like

735
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,760
they were actually gonna say something

736
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,120
but they didn't when they came out.

737
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,360
They just like went back to the table and whatever.

738
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,320
So then this dad with his three kids.

739
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,800
Well I think I went in.

740
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:55,640
Oh yeah you did.

741
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,640
And that's where I went in.

742
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,200
So she's like giving me the commentary.

743
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,840
I can't see it because it's all.

744
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,680
I'm giving in the play by play.

745
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:02,840
It's all behind me.

746
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,760
Like just the way the setup is.

747
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,560
They're all walking past me in the bathroom.

748
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,440
He's facing the windows, I'm facing the bathrooms.

749
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,720
So she's telling me all this.

750
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,600
I'm like I gotta go check this out.

751
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,600
So I fuck it.

752
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,520
I'm like I gotta go pee.

753
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,360
And she's like huh.

754
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:18,920
I'm like you know I gotta go check this out.

755
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:19,760
So I go in there.

756
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,080
I was like you don't have to fucking pee.

757
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:21,900
I didn't.

758
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:26,560
But I go in there and so it's a really small bathroom.

759
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:30,960
It's just one urinal and one stall and the sink.

760
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:35,240
So but he's in the stall but the door is wide open

761
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,200
and he can look in there.

762
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,120
And he's just like there's a toilet in there

763
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:42,440
but he's like in the corner behind the toilet.

764
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,000
Standing up and he's just got his face

765
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,400
kinda pressed into the corner and he's just kinda.

766
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:51,240
He's just kinda groaning.

767
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,200
And every once in a while you can hear him

768
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,320
spitting to the toilet.

769
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,080
Like he was fighting off puking.

770
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,920
He probably already had puked his brains out.

771
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,120
He probably already had puked his brains out.

772
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,920
But yeah he was in bad shape.

773
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,520
So I actually did go in the bathroom and wash my hands.

774
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,560
And just as I'm walking out the door

775
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,840
I did a Ric Flair woo like super loud.

776
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,440
Literally you hear him he's like woo.

777
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,040
I'm like Drew what the fuck?

778
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:19,120
And his wife, like that kinda like set his wife off

779
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,240
to like red alert and she's like okay.

780
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,920
And then she like comes to our table

781
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,740
and she was like is he okay in there?

782
00:27:25,740 --> 00:27:27,200
And we're like no.

783
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:32,200
So she came kinda running up, came running down the hallway

784
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,640
and caught me before I got to the booth.

785
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,280
She's like is anybody else in there?

786
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,240
Is he okay?

787
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,200
And I was like I don't know.

788
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,840
I was trying to wake his ass up

789
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,320
and then is anybody in there?

790
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,600
I'm like not that I know of.

791
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:43,440
Just kinda sat down.

792
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,280
You go get your man girl.

793
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,620
Bro yeah so she.

794
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:48,040
The best part is like they're probably in their late 50s.

795
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,640
Like they're grown ass people.

796
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,960
Yeah probably 60s.

797
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:51,800
Like they were yeah.

798
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,200
So she ends up going in there and then you know

799
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,760
you can tell the rest cause you saw it.

800
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:56,600
I was just.

801
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,640
Yeah so like as she's in there

802
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,320
there's this other older guy that goes to the bathroom

803
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,680
and he's like oh shit there's a lady in here.

804
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,920
And so she comes out, he goes to the bathroom

805
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,640
and then this dad with like literally four kids

806
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,760
goes to the bathroom and they see them.

807
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:15,920
And I thought for sure the dad would tell

808
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,640
like management or somebody at the restaurant.

809
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,160
Nobody said a god damn word.

810
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:23,920
I mean after that guy was in there

811
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,560
for probably a half an hour.

812
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,480
And he was in there when we left.

813
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,760
Like when we left it had probably been a half an hour

814
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:30,600
of him being in the bathroom.

815
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,440
Easy, easy.

816
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,720
Cause she was talking about let's get another margarita

817
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,880
and see how this plays out.

818
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,480
And he was like no I wanna go home.

819
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,440
I didn't wanna end up like that guy.

820
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,680
It was comedy.

821
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,920
It was, it was a good Friday.

822
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:45,760
It was.

823
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,080
Cause this week, I don't know what it was

824
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,160
about this week but it sucked.

825
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,880
And that kind of was like all right.

826
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,520
Little bit of comedy relief.

827
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,360
Definitely.

828
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,280
And a couple, well at least one margarita.

829
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,360
Give me one margarita and I'll open my legs.

830
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:05,360
So yeah, speaking of existential crises.

831
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,760
Yeah you'll have those on your birthday every once in a while.

832
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:11,600
Oh my god.

833
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,840
Like I turned 33.

834
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,160
And.

835
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,000
That's a good number.

836
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
That's Larry Bird.

837
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,280
I just, it sucks.

838
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,520
Like I loved celebrating my birthday when I was younger.

839
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:29,520
And you know, as a kid my mom would always make sure

840
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,280
we had like these really grand birthdays.

841
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,680
So like that's just how I, I guess became accustomed

842
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:38,080
to celebrate and I always wanted to do that.

843
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,200
And anytime I wanted to like have this huge gathering

844
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,920
of friends to celebrate my birthday,

845
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,200
nobody wanted to do it.

846
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,200
You know what I mean?

847
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,960
Like I had never been on a party bus before I met Grant

848
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,560
because none of my friends ever wanted to do a party bus

849
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,400
for my birthday.

850
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,880
Or I didn't have enough friends to like make it even worth it.

851
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,360
You know what I mean?

852
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,280
But you know, for Grant's birthday he went

853
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,280
and he got a party bus so I got to ride on one

854
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,320
so that football's not a dream.

855
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,360
But like I found that the older I get,

856
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,440
the more and more depressing my birthday gets.

857
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,200
Because not only am I getting older

858
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,320
and that's an existential crisis in itself.

859
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:17,320
Like I'm 33 and I still feel like I'm 18.

860
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:22,520
Like the fact that I'm legally an adult is worrisome.

861
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,800
Well I think a lot of people feel that way.

862
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,920
I mean I feel that way.

863
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,400
I mean I went rollerblading today.

864
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:35,400
Yeah but I just mean like I got a lot in my head

865
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,920
about like you know, what's my purpose here?

866
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,400
I don't wanna spend the next 30 years of my life

867
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,080
slaving away and not having any.

868
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,940
Like the thought of being alive for another 30 years

869
00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:49,480
is stressful.

870
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,920
I'm not saying I'm gonna kill myself.

871
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,960
Like I'm definitely not suicidal.

872
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:57,760
But like I don't look towards the future and think,

873
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,440
oh my God I can't wait.

874
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,400
I look towards the future and I go ugh.

875
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,160
Yeah there's definitely gonna be some challenges

876
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,560
along the way I'm sure.

877
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,200
I mean I've been through enough challenges

878
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,200
in my fucking 20s.

879
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,480
Like I heard the 30s are supposed to be easier.

880
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,720
Yeah you're crushing it.

881
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,680
Yeah except for my mental health.

882
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:17,520
Like.

883
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,360
You've had some, let's say some hiccups.

884
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,840
You know a couple of road bumps.

885
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,360
What is that?

886
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,400
I mean I'm still kind of going through it.

887
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,680
Like my seasonal depression this year has been really bad.

888
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,640
I wasn't like showering or brushing my teeth for like.

889
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,880
Oh my God.

890
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,000
At least a week at a time.

891
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000
What the fuck?

892
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,240
I've told you all of this.

893
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,880
Why are you acting surprised?

894
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,260
Like.

895
00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:41,840
I'm surprised you're telling them.

896
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,960
That's literally what this podcast is about Drew.

897
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,160
Mental health and conspiracy theories.

898
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,680
Yeah that's true.

899
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,080
Cause I'm batshit crazy.

900
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,800
But yeah my mental health has not been good lately.

901
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,880
I've not been okay.

902
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,080
Hold up it's been better than it has been.

903
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,160
In terms of panic attacks yes.

904
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,920
Like my anxiety's better but my depression is worse

905
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,040
than it's ever been.

906
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,040
Ever.

907
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,700
Well you know.

908
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:10,480
Which one's worse?

909
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,360
I mean they both kind of suck.

910
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,320
I know that.

911
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,560
I know they both suck.

912
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,360
But which one I mean.

913
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,200
I don't know.

914
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,160
What a terrible question to ask you.

915
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,560
Yeah I don't really have an answer for that.

916
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,400
I'm sorry.

917
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,120
Which one would you prefer?

918
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,240
Tell me you don't struggle for mental illnesses

919
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,320
without telling me you don't struggle for mental.

920
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:30,520
That's the thing though.

921
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,040
I know your family definitely has their drama

922
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,520
but your family is so healthy compared to mine.

923
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,880
Your relationships I know they've been crazy

924
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,160
but they're still so healthy compared to the shit

925
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,800
that I've been through.

926
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,680
I've told you about shit that I've gone through in my life

927
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,440
and shit that exes have put me through

928
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,860
and it's like your jaw goes to the ground.

929
00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:52,280
You're like people have really done shit like this to you

930
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,800
and it's like yeah and it sucks

931
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,240
because now I'm with you and I know

932
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,640
you would never do anything to hurt me.

933
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,760
You would never like I know you actually love me

934
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,920
and because of these shitty fucking relationships

935
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,760
I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop.

936
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,040
I'm just like that's where Dream Drew comes in.

937
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,400
He does all the things that I think you're gonna do.

938
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,240
You know what I mean?

939
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:14,080
Yeah he knows.

940
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,000
No you said a lot there but I want the listeners

941
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,960
to kind of you know first of all I'm Prince Charming.

942
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,520
He really is.

943
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,800
No like I'm not even kidding you're literally

944
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,160
I think I was talking to Patrick about this.

945
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:31,480
It was like you're the only man I've ever actually dated.

946
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,480
All the other kids like they were boys.

947
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,520
They were little fucking boys.

948
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,080
Only thought with their fucking dicks

949
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,880
which I mean you do too but it's cute.

950
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:40,720
You know what I mean?

951
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,220
Whoa hey hey hey.

952
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,280
We all have needs.

953
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,440
Right I know I know.

954
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,880
But yeah like even though I'm with you

955
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,560
and I'm in this amazing relationship

956
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:53,600
and I have a great job and like we're gonna go on a vacation

957
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,720
like I'm still fucking depressed.

958
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:58,640
I know.

959
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,120
But yeah we're gonna go on a vacation.

960
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,800
We're gonna go back to New Orleans.

961
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:02,640
Yeah.

962
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:03,480
Woo hoo.

963
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,360
We'll go back to some happy stuff now.

964
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:09,600
I think like have you been doing this the whole year?

965
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,420
What do you mean?

966
00:34:10,420 --> 00:34:11,880
I mean the podcast.

967
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,160
Is this did we do this when we got back

968
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,720
from New Orleans last year?

969
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:19,320
I think I had started it a little bit before.

970
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,720
So we're coming up on our one year anniversary.

971
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:24,200
Okay but like we did do a recap.

972
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,720
We did a recap yes.

973
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:27,360
We did do a recap.

974
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,520
I think we talked about it in a couple of episodes

975
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,280
but we have one specifically where we did like a recap

976
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,120
of what we did.

977
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,200
Yeah this one.

978
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,240
I can't wait we're going but we're not gonna go

979
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,300
with my parents this time.

980
00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:38,800
It's just gonna be us.

981
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,240
Yeah.

982
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:43,680
Actually that'll be well not totally new

983
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,200
but there's we've done the last couple of vacations

984
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,680
we went on was with your parents.

985
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,640
Yeah we went to Vegas with them.

986
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,800
And then well we went to Arizona by ourselves.

987
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,640
That's true.

988
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:58,560
And then we went to New Orleans with my mom and Jimmy.

989
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:00,640
Where else did we go?

990
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,480
Didn't we go somewhere else?

991
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,880
Oh we went to Omaha with them for the movie.

992
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:04,720
Oh that's true.

993
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:05,560
Yeah yeah yeah.

994
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:07,720
Always fun.

995
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:08,560
We like traveling with them.

996
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,200
They got their own shit they're doing I think.

997
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:14,200
They do yeah they're gonna be where are they going?

998
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,760
Is it Florida or is it California?

999
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:18,600
Man.

1000
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:19,420
I don't remember.

1001
00:35:19,420 --> 00:35:20,260
That's Jamaica.

1002
00:35:20,260 --> 00:35:21,100
Oh that's right.

1003
00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:22,520
It's fucking Jamaica.

1004
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,360
Because we almost went.

1005
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,200
Jimmy wanted to go.

1006
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,040
We almost did it.

1007
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,680
Yeah Jimmy was like I'm going to Jamaica.

1008
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:28,780
I don't care where you're going

1009
00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:29,620
but I'm going to fucking Jamaica.

1010
00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:32,400
Yeah I had to make a decision I was like.

1011
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,620
Well we thought about it but like yeah I just

1012
00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:37,160
I love New Orleans and there's so much

1013
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,920
that we didn't get to do when we were there

1014
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,200
that I would like the graveyard tours,

1015
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,800
the garden district all this fun stuff

1016
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,320
and we're staying.

1017
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,440
Normally when I go on vacations I like to be very frugal

1018
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,600
and I like to like you know not ball out

1019
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,700
and spend a ton of money.

1020
00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:55,760
I'll try to find like you know a cheaper hotel

1021
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,560
but Drew convinced me to kind of pony up

1022
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:03,120
so we got this really nice balcony suite.

1023
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:03,960
Oh yeah.

1024
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,040
Right in the French Quarter.

1025
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,600
Royal Senesta and it's like one of the main streets

1026
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,560
that our balcony is facing

1027
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,640
and we're going literally the same exact time

1028
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,760
that we went last year so we're hoping the weather

1029
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,600
is just as good as it was.

1030
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:19,800
Cause it was perfect while we were there.

1031
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,360
Well we'll just have to keep our eye on it.

1032
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:22,200
I know.

1033
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,520
I mean either way we'll make it fun.

1034
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,560
I'm so fucking excited.

1035
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,400
Yeah me too.

1036
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,780
I can't wait for the food, the beignets.

1037
00:36:29,780 --> 00:36:31,400
I want to eat some etouffes

1038
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,320
cause I didn't eat any etouffes the last time I was there.

1039
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,680
Yeah we've definitely got some boxes to check off.

1040
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,720
Oh my god we got so fucking drunk last time.

1041
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:40,800
That bark roll.

1042
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,240
Oh my god.

1043
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:44,840
But yeah it's gonna be nice cause my mom,

1044
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,260
when my mom goes on a vacation

1045
00:36:46,260 --> 00:36:49,280
she has every single thing planned out.

1046
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,440
She has an itinerary and we stick to that itinerary.

1047
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,180
So there were definitely times that we had without them

1048
00:36:55,180 --> 00:36:57,060
while we were there but this time it'll be nice

1049
00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:59,800
cause we can do whatever we want when we want.

1050
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,280
Yeah we still gotta plan some stuff out though.

1051
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,120
For sure.

1052
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,360
Maybe a couple of days left.

1053
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,480
At least for me I want to carve some time out

1054
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,720
to do some stuff.

1055
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:08,560
Oh.

1056
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,720
I'm excited to walk into some shops.

1057
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,240
We had a lot of fun doing that.

1058
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:13,080
At least I know you did.

1059
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:13,900
We did.

1060
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:17,280
I got your little crucifix pendant from there.

1061
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,600
One of the shops there.

1062
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,320
Yeah there's all kinds of jewelry

1063
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,160
and all kinds of fun stuff.

1064
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,000
Jewelry.

1065
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:22,840
Oh.

1066
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:23,680
I said jewelry.

1067
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,480
Yeah jewelry.

1068
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,640
What kind of jewelry?

1069
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,080
Yeah we had fun.

1070
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,280
The crystal shops too.

1071
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,120
There was.

1072
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,360
Yes I need to go and get a new poison ring

1073
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,240
because mine broke and I was really sad about it.

1074
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:37,080
Yeah.

1075
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,800
I had a garnet poison ring.

1076
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:42,200
I also had one that was aquamarine

1077
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,760
but I gave that to my friend Katie for her birthday

1078
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,400
and then literally the next month

1079
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,320
we were at a concert and mine broke.

1080
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,160
Oh well.

1081
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,160
We're gonna go back and I can get a new one.

1082
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,640
I'm so fucking excited.

1083
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,520
But it's awesome because time is flying by

1084
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,680
and it's literally gonna be here before.

1085
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,360
I need to start working out because I'm fat

1086
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,560
and I don't want to be fat when we go there.

1087
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:05,600
Time is flying by.

1088
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,440
I know.

1089
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,320
I don't fucking like it.

1090
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,400
2024 we're already.

1091
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,240
It's February 2024.

1092
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:15,240
We're almost 10% done with 2024.

1093
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,080
It's crazy.

1094
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:16,920
Yeah.

1095
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,280
What are you gonna say?

1096
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,040
I don't know.

1097
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,720
When I think about conspiracy theories

1098
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,680
the only thing that came to my mind right now

1099
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,880
for some reason was Marilyn Monroe.

1100
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,280
She got killed because she was fucking both

1101
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,760
the Kennedy brothers and knew too much.

1102
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:38,600
Oh.

1103
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,240
Yeah.

1104
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:41,480
No that does sound.

1105
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,840
I've heard that before.

1106
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,200
Why did that come to your mind?

1107
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,040
I don't know.

1108
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,720
It just, you asked what I thought

1109
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:48,920
when I thought conspiracy theory

1110
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,640
and Marilyn Monroe just was like boop.

1111
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,480
Yeah.

1112
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,120
I mean I wonder what she knew.

1113
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:56,400
What do you think they told her?

1114
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,520
Well like supposedly she knew about aliens and stuff

1115
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:04,080
and she was gonna like give out a bunch of information

1116
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,000
and that's supposedly why she got killed.

1117
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,840
Okay.

1118
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,240
I could see that angle.

1119
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,080
Yeah.

1120
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,160
Cause I mean you know,

1121
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:16,120
we're looking at this at a couple different angles here.

1122
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:20,080
Like I guess I don't know the real,

1123
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:23,120
like she was banging both of the Kennedy's.

1124
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,960
Bobby and JFK.

1125
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:25,800
Okay.

1126
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,320
Okay.

1127
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:33,320
So Bobby was the attorney general.

1128
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:36,600
During the, yeah I'm pretty sure that was the deal.

1129
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,600
He was the attorney general during the JFK administration.

1130
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:45,480
But either way I'm sure whatever JFK knew,

1131
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,680
RFK knew.

1132
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,600
And then they were both slamming this lady.

1133
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,920
By the way, Marilyn Monroe,

1134
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,400
what was her real name?

1135
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,080
God damn it.

1136
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,240
Gene Billy, no.

1137
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,080
Stompson Gene.

1138
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:03,000
Oh.

1139
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,280
It's on the tip of my tongue.

1140
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,600
You should know this.

1141
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,280
It's on the tip of my tongue.

1142
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,960
I don't remember.

1143
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,080
I've had two drinks.

1144
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:11,920
Yeah.

1145
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:13,800
I wanna say I think,

1146
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:17,120
God I always get hurt.

1147
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,480
Like we just watched an Anna Nicole Smith documentary.

1148
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,440
I love Anna Nicole Smith.

1149
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,680
Which was pretty good.

1150
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,800
I love her.

1151
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:25,720
Yeah.

1152
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:27,960
You like Marilyn Monroe too right?

1153
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,720
I mean.

1154
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:30,600
Too old?

1155
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,440
Not too old.

1156
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,920
I definitely have like an appreciation for her

1157
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,120
because she's like a major piece of history.

1158
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,800
But like, yeah like you said,

1159
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,720
like Anna Nicole Smith is more my generation.

1160
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:44,440
Greene and I was still like a teensy fucking child

1161
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:48,280
when she was doing all her crazy shenanigans

1162
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,960
like marrying the oil tycoon and all that fun stuff.

1163
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:54,200
And like didn't she start out as like a stripper?

1164
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,040
Definitely.

1165
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,080
Yeah, yeah.

1166
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,200
I fucking love her.

1167
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:01,280
And there's a drag queen that was on RuPaul's Drag Race,

1168
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:02,160
Adore Delano.

1169
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,360
She has a really good impression of her.

1170
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,200
Yeah.

1171
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,000
I can remember like growing up,

1172
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:09,960
whatever the fuck.

1173
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:10,800
I don't know. Yeah.

1174
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,800
Creepy besant, you know.

1175
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,480
You liked her for sure.

1176
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,720
I was like, who is this crazy?

1177
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:21,000
But my dad, I mean my dad's super old.

1178
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,360
So there's, you know.

1179
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,120
Doesn't your dad, you're like 85 this year?

1180
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:27,960
84.

1181
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:28,800
84.

1182
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,360
Yeah. Okay.

1183
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,280
But in our house we have,

1184
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,920
my dad has like huge pictures of her nude.

1185
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,480
Ha ha ha.

1186
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,000
You've never noticed that?

1187
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,400
No, where?

1188
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,240
In the living room?

1189
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:42,520
Like no.

1190
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,840
I've only ever been in the living room and the kitchen.

1191
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,560
Yeah, you've been.

1192
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,200
I've never been anywhere other than the living room

1193
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,040
and the kitchen.

1194
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:49,880
I never take you up stairs.

1195
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:50,720
No, I've never.

1196
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:52,840
You saw the hallway though.

1197
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,800
I don't ever remember seeing nude women.

1198
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,640
You keep coming back.

1199
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:57,920
My dad's got some cool shit.

1200
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:58,880
But like, yeah.

1201
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,720
There's definitely, he definitely has,

1202
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:04,120
it's a poster of her nude.

1203
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,400
Is it like one of her Playboy shoots or something?

1204
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:07,240
I don't know.

1205
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:08,840
And then he also has,

1206
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,440
like it's a Rolling,

1207
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,160
is it Rolling Stones?

1208
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,160
I think it's Rolling Stones.

1209
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,520
Or maybe it's a Led Zeppelin,

1210
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:20,320
but it's like an old concert like poster

1211
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,960
and it's some naked chick or whatever.

1212
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:22,800
Ha ha.

1213
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,640
Your fucking dad.

1214
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:24,480
But that's got a bunch of cool shit.

1215
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,320
I love it.

1216
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,140
He's so old.

1217
00:42:26,140 --> 00:42:27,840
I mean, he was born in 1940.

1218
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,160
That's insane.

1219
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,040
Before World War II.

1220
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,320
That's fucking crazy, dude.

1221
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,480
Right, I know it is.

1222
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,200
Yeah, he was in Vietnam.

1223
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,920
His dad was in fucking,

1224
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,800
I think he was in World War II and Korea,

1225
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,520
the Korean War.

1226
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:44,600
Jesus.

1227
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:45,440
That's, yeah.

1228
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:46,280
Ha ha ha, dude.

1229
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,520
Your dad's seen some things.

1230
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:48,360
That's what I'm saying.

1231
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,440
He's literally seen the evolution of technology.

1232
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,320
Yeah, like.

1233
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,880
He's seen the invention and evolution of technology.

1234
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,160
Yes, I remember.

1235
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,840
So, you know, I was born in 84.

1236
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:00,960
So there was computers,

1237
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,680
but they're not the normal fucking personal views.

1238
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:07,640
Yeah, one server took up an entire room.

1239
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:08,480
Yeah.

1240
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,360
So then, you know, I'm in school.

1241
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,920
We get to 1990.

1242
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:17,720
They have the first kind of tabletop computers or whatever.

1243
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:21,360
And I vividly remember being in first grade

1244
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,760
and there was a computer class

1245
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,800
at the old high school or whatever.

1246
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,440
And I went to it with a bunch of kids

1247
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,560
and I think my parents were there.

1248
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,280
My dad was totally against it.

1249
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,200
So he literally was like,

1250
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,480
no computers in the house.

1251
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,200
We weren't allowed to have a computer,

1252
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,840
video games or any of that shit.

1253
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,680
And I thank him for it, looking back on it.

1254
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,320
My dad was the exact opposite.

1255
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,000
He's literally been working with computers

1256
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,120
since they were invented.

1257
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,760
Well, yeah, your dad's younger than my dad.

1258
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,120
I know, but he told me when he was a kid,

1259
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,440
he'd get out of school and would ride his bike

1260
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,520
like five miles to go to this factory

1261
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,400
where they put together computers

1262
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,520
and literally learned everything about everything

1263
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,800
about computers.

1264
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,440
And he's literally made a career out of it.

1265
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,320
Yeah, that's awesome.

1266
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,000
It's so weird, like, well, yeah,

1267
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:15,000
the generational differences between even you and me.

1268
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,480
I mean, yeah, you were born in 84.

1269
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:17,720
I was born in 91.

1270
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,920
It's, yeah, a lot of the shit that are like

1271
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,040
core memories from my childhood.

1272
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,040
You're like, yeah, I was in high school.

1273
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:28,280
Well, just like the technology part,

1274
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,480
as far as like when you first got your first cell phone.

1275
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,600
Well, they had cell phones for a lot longer

1276
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,600
than when I got my, my mom wouldn't let us have phones

1277
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:36,640
until we were 16.

1278
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,880
So like my sister's three years older than me.

1279
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,280
She obviously got a phone before me,

1280
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,600
but like her first phone was a Nokia.

1281
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,400
My first phone was an LG chocolate.

1282
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,960
Yeah, my first one was Nokia,

1283
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,960
but it is crazy because now it's like.

1284
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,800
Everybody has an iPhone or Android.

1285
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:55,640
Ugh.

1286
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,460
I don't know.

1287
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:57,360
Yeah, I just go to school.

1288
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,200
Well, for me, it's crazy because I,

1289
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,120
my job takes me to high schools

1290
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,680
and middle schools too sometimes,

1291
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:08,680
but yeah, just to remember what it was like to be in school

1292
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,200
and you did not have a phone and.

1293
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,800
And if you did, you sure shit were allowed to use it.

1294
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:15,800
Yeah, it wouldn't be out.

1295
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,360
My teacher literally like would take phones from kids.

1296
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,400
Nowadays if teachers try to do that shit,

1297
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,800
oh my God, it would not go over well.

1298
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,640
I am that dude.

1299
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,480
Yeah, for real.

1300
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,120
When I was in school, like there was like,

1301
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:32,180
I'm not gonna lie, when I was probably the last two years

1302
00:45:32,180 --> 00:45:34,240
I was in high school, some kids did have phones,

1303
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:37,400
but they were the Nokias and they were the Nokias

1304
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,200
that had the green backlit screens.

1305
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:43,680
It was like LCD, like looking at an old Timex watch.

1306
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,360
Like, you know what I mean?

1307
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,600
I don't even like, yeah,

1308
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,200
the color screens were not a thing for like three

1309
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:53,680
or four years after I got one.

1310
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,600
I remember getting an LG Dare

1311
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,040
because that was like when touch screens

1312
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,020
first started becoming a thing.

1313
00:45:59,020 --> 00:46:01,280
I fucking loved that phone.

1314
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,840
Fucking loved it.

1315
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,040
But no internet, just texting and calling.

1316
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:08,480
Yeah, it was minutes and all that shit, yeah.

1317
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,400
Don't call me before 9 p.m.

1318
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,200
Definitely, but I don't know.

1319
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,240
It's all like things are changing.

1320
00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:16,880
Like we're going, the way we're going though.

1321
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,840
I don't like it, time's moving too fast

1322
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,680
and I don't like where the world is going.

1323
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,000
Yeah, yeah.

1324
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,280
That's where a lot of my anxiety comes from.

1325
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:27,920
I was just looking at Apple goggles.

1326
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,600
I know TikTok keeps advertising them.

1327
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,280
Like I don't wanna see this fucking meta bullshit.

1328
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,120
I wish I could check it out.

1329
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,560
You're falling for it, Drew.

1330
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,720
No, like just to see,

1331
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:39,280
because it's different than the other shit.

1332
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:44,200
So I've experimented a little bit with like the meta quest.

1333
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:48,000
Whatever the fuck this, the headset or whatever.

1334
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,480
This is supposed to be different.

1335
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:53,680
I just like to see if it was actually better or whatever.

1336
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:54,520
No, already then.

1337
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,600
Yeah, well, I'm changing with the times, Taylor.

1338
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,040
I'm not my dad.

1339
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,880
Oh, I love him.

1340
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,320
He's still kicking though, like we were talking about.

1341
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,040
I mean, he was born so long ago

1342
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,680
and he has seen all this shit come up.

1343
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,760
Like JFK assassin, all these conspiracy theories.

1344
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,160
It's good to.

1345
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,520
Remember that one time we went to go see your parents

1346
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,600
and your fucking aunt and uncle, I think it was.

1347
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,440
And I made a fucking idiot of myself

1348
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,760
by talking about all these fucking conspiracy theories

1349
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,680
about like Eisenhower

1350
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,960
and how the fucking moon landing was fake.

1351
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,560
We got technology in exchange for harvesting humans.

1352
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,480
And your family was like, okay, Taylor.

1353
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,640
The first Thanksgiving.

1354
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:40,720
That wasn't Thanksgiving.

1355
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:43,600
That was, we literally just met them at a park.

1356
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,720
I think it was like your dad's birthday or something.

1357
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:47,160
It's a family reunion.

1358
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:48,760
Oh yeah.

1359
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,120
But like it was just your family and then them too.

1360
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,200
So it wasn't like, but it was so funny

1361
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,280
because we talked about Zacharias Sitchin

1362
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,080
and fucking Eric Von Daniken.

1363
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:01,720
And I talked about chariots of the gods.

1364
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:05,520
And like, I still cringe about it to this day.

1365
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,320
I'm like, oh my God, I can't believe I fucking did it.

1366
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,280
Well, but I mean, you shouldn't feel like that.

1367
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,720
But before we left, your dad was like, giving me a hug

1368
00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:13,800
and he was like, great conversation today, Taylor.

1369
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,920
And I was like, you're probably being sarcastic.

1370
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,720
No, well, no, because my dad,

1371
00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:20,080
I mean, I think I've told you about this.

1372
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:24,160
My dad, he's been a conspiracy theorist forever.

1373
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:26,080
Since before.

1374
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,120
He owns all those books that you just, all those books.

1375
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:30,200
Yeah, Chariots of the Gods.

1376
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:31,040
He owns all of those.

1377
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:31,880
Yeah, I know.

1378
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,160
Like he bought them when they came out.

1379
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:35,000
Yeah.

1380
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,360
My dad, I remember he had like this whole library

1381
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,560
of old paperback books.

1382
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,200
It was all that shit, like Chariots of the Gods.

1383
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,920
I have the Zacharias, Sechen 12th planet over there.

1384
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:49,920
Yeah, my dad is like the JFK, that whole shit.

1385
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,400
Like my dad was 23 when it happened.

1386
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,920
Like he was, and then he got into it.

1387
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,120
Like he was, imagine that kind of shit happening.

1388
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,320
I've been to the grassy knoll and the window.

1389
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:06,280
Yeah, he let me like borrow, read those books.

1390
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:10,240
I bought him hard copy versions of those books for Christmas.

1391
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:14,640
Like he is, and he has every right to be like 9-11.

1392
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,800
I'm trying to get him on 9-11.

1393
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,640
Oh, you started talking to him about it, didn't you?

1394
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,880
I tried to do it, but it's so funny.

1395
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:24,480
Cause it's like, you know, he's a hardcore JFK

1396
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,960
conspiracy theorist, but like 9-11, I bring it up

1397
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,120
and he's just like, what?

1398
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,480
You know, like it's so fucking.

1399
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,400
Didn't you tell him about the other building

1400
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,760
and he was like, what?

1401
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:37,920
Which is it like, yeah, he had no idea,

1402
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:38,960
which most people don't.

1403
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:40,680
And this probably sounds crazy, but yeah,

1404
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,000
look at a building center.

1405
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:47,000
But like, I swear to God, if I got him on 9-11,

1406
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,720
it would be another, he'd be like, holy shit.

1407
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:53,560
Oh my God.

1408
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:57,440
I love your dad.

1409
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:58,520
I love your mom.

1410
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:00,400
She's the sweetest.

1411
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,360
Yeah, she is.

1412
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,600
She's the total opposite of my dad.

1413
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,200
My dad's total type A.

1414
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:06,560
She's total opposite of you.

1415
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:07,400
Psycho.

1416
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,240
Yeah, my guess.

1417
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:10,320
Like you are a carbon copy of your dad

1418
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,280
and your brother's a carbon copy of your mom.

1419
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:15,520
Like your brother is like this very chill, laid back,

1420
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,600
like naive and innocent guy.

1421
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,200
And then you're like, I've seen some things.

1422
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:25,200
My brother's not, my brother's not laid back.

1423
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,200
I mean, you know what I mean.

1424
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,160
Like he's very.

1425
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,000
He's quiet.

1426
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:29,840
Yeah.

1427
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:30,680
I'm loud.

1428
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,280
It's always the quiet ones, you have to be wary of.

1429
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,120
That's what I'm saying.

1430
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,920
You say he's laid back, I'm like, he's not laid back.

1431
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:38,280
I think he's gonna like shoot up a bone or something.

1432
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,280
He says he may be that laugh said maybe.

1433
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:45,320
I said, he's like, he's like quiet, laid back.

1434
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:46,280
That's all I'm saying.

1435
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,120
Oh my God.

1436
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,520
There's a difference.

1437
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:49,360
That's fucking funny.

1438
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:50,200
Yeah, he's high strung as fuck.

1439
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:53,120
Do you ever see your brother like committing a mass murder?

1440
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:55,960
The look on your face.

1441
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:57,000
I mean.

1442
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,000
For legal reasons, he's not gonna answer that question.

1443
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,720
Yeah.

1444
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:03,480
His face said yes.

1445
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:06,240
No, no, no, Mitch, I love you.

1446
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:08,320
If you ever fucking hear this.

1447
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,440
Okay.

1448
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:12,520
Don't listen to her.

1449
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:13,340
Okay.

1450
00:51:13,340 --> 00:51:14,180
Sorry, Mitch.

1451
00:51:14,180 --> 00:51:15,720
It's just for the views.

1452
00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:16,560
Oh shit.

1453
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,720
He's had a rough, you know, couple years.

1454
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:21,320
He has had it, yeah.

1455
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,800
But I think he's doing pretty good.

1456
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,280
His fuck, all right.

1457
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,120
Here we go.

1458
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:25,960
Are you gonna spill his tea?

1459
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:27,880
This is my masculine fragility again.

1460
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,720
You're gonna spill the tea on your brother?

1461
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,280
Well, you got fucked over by a woman.

1462
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:32,880
Like hardcore.

1463
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,400
This was like a year ago.

1464
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:35,240
Yeah.

1465
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:37,240
But he was fucked up, dude.

1466
00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:38,360
He was gonna marry her.

1467
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:39,440
Like, yeah.

1468
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,700
And then like two months before the wedding,

1469
00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:42,840
she was like, by the way,

1470
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,160
I've been cheating on you this whole time.

1471
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:46,240
Man, oh man.

1472
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:47,080
Yeah.

1473
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,200
Yeah, she's got a couple kids by some other,

1474
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:49,400
her previous marriage.

1475
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,840
Drew was like, you should just continue with the marriage

1476
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,440
and then leave her ass at the altar.

1477
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:55,640
Yeah, I wanted him to, yes.

1478
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,400
He wanted him to do that so bad.

1479
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,760
I wanted him to drop a nuclear bomb on this woman.

1480
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,520
But he was an adult.

1481
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,360
And he broke up before the wedding.

1482
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,320
That's not my brother.

1483
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,200
But like, that's so not my brother

1484
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,480
that he didn't know what to do.

1485
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:11,960
He was like, I don't know what to do.

1486
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,320
And it's like, all right, well,

1487
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,880
you gotta be like, fuck off.

1488
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,040
Yeah, bitch, you know.

1489
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,520
He was like thinking about that.

1490
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,800
They were like working together

1491
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,320
and still living together, yeah.

1492
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,280
So I don't know.

1493
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,440
That is the difference between him and I.

1494
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,560
I am like, you.

1495
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,200
I'm type A.

1496
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,840
No, I don't know.

1497
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,600
But I've been, you know, he, like, we are different.

1498
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,920
So we've had a different life experience.

1499
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:39,520
I get myself into a lot of shit.

1500
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:40,920
And he's only a year younger than you.

1501
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:42,000
That's the craziest thing.

1502
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,360
And you guys are polar opposites.

1503
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,440
Year and a half or whatever.

1504
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:49,400
But yes, I've gotten myself into a lot of shit

1505
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,880
and had to get myself out of it.

1506
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,320
Whereas he has played with life a lot more safe.

1507
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:54,720
He doesn't take a lot of risks.

1508
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:56,680
So when like crazy shit like this happens.

1509
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,360
You were like surprised that he even proposed.

1510
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:02,400
I don't know, you know.

1511
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,640
I was on the fence with this broad.

1512
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,160
You didn't, no.

1513
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,120
You did not like her.

1514
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,320
There was no fence.

1515
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:09,560
He did not like her.

1516
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:10,840
I was trying to be diplomatic here.

1517
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,520
No, he didn't like her from the beginning.

1518
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,840
He's like, all he ever does is bitch about her.

1519
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:17,760
But then they started being good together.

1520
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,800
But I was like, should I get off the pod?

1521
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,360
And he was like, I don't know.

1522
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:25,040
And now look, she did him a favor.

1523
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:25,880
He's doing good.

1524
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,000
He just got a promotion.

1525
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,960
Actually he got a couple of promotions.

1526
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:30,760
He's in like the National Guard.

1527
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,760
Army Reserve got a promotion there.

1528
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:35,600
And then in his day to day job got a promotion there.

1529
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,960
So good on you Mitch.

1530
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:39,080
Fuck that bitch.

1531
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:39,920
Fuck that bitch.

1532
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,720
Good on you Mitch.

1533
00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:43,200
That's funny.

1534
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,080
Yeah, so I don't know.

1535
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:48,000
There's not much else in the short term that's coming up.

1536
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,000
I'm trying to think.

1537
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:53,080
Yeah, I mean, New Orleans is really

1538
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:55,000
the only big highlight for me.

1539
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,000
I can't fucking wait.

1540
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:56,760
Valentine's Day.

1541
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:58,240
I know.

1542
00:53:58,240 --> 00:53:59,360
It's next week.

1543
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:00,600
I told you.

1544
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:04,640
Oh my god, should we do this on the podcast?

1545
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,280
Hang on, hang on.

1546
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:10,360
Drew, I'm going to ask you a question.

1547
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,440
Oh god, not the question.

1548
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,240
Will you be my Valentine?

1549
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,360
For reference, since you guys can't see,

1550
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:29,760
but I just pulled out a box and a card.

1551
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:34,000
So yeah, and then there's also a photo album.

1552
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,360
The only photo that's in there so far is the cover one.

1553
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:37,960
This is so early.

1554
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:42,000
That's because I'm asking you to be my Valentine.

1555
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,760
There's nothing in there except for the cover photo.

1556
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:45,960
But it's blank.

1557
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,840
I was going to go and print them off this weekend,

1558
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,200
but then I was lazy.

1559
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,840
And you have to open this first.

1560
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:54,320
There's a little box.

1561
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,360
I handmade this.

1562
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:56,880
Well.

1563
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:58,160
That's a serious weight to it.

1564
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,160
It's a stone heart that I painted,

1565
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,800
and it says, cooler than Cupid.

1566
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,280
Where the fuck did you get this?

1567
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:15,120
I went to the Dollar Tree, and I put this all together,

1568
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,920
and I painted it, and all that fun stuff.

1569
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:18,520
You painted it?

1570
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:24,840
Yeah, I painted it.

1571
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,360
Now read the card.

1572
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:28,680
It's so cute.

1573
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,120
And then, what's the box say?

1574
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,880
Pawfect, like P-A-W.

1575
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:35,600
Pawfect together.

1576
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,240
And there's a picture of cats and dogs.

1577
00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:39,720
There's a little bus full of little animals.

1578
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:41,040
It's a double-decker bus.

1579
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,160
And it says, love.

1580
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:44,360
They're in Britain, apparently.

1581
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:45,600
And then I got him a card.

1582
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:46,760
He's opening the card.

1583
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:47,920
It's a Hallmark card.

1584
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,160
ASMR.

1585
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:50,120
It's a Hallmark card.

1586
00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:58,400
I'm pulling the card.

1587
00:55:58,400 --> 00:55:59,040
Whisper.

1588
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:00,960
Say, ASMR.

1589
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:02,280
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1590
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,280
You gotta rip the paper for the mic.

1591
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,960
Hold the fucking card.

1592
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:08,400
There we go.

1593
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:08,880
OK, OK.

1594
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,440
OK, we're done with the ASMR.

1595
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:18,120
All right, what's the card say?

1596
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,240
Oh.

1597
00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:22,960
What's it say?

1598
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:24,640
To the man I love.

1599
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,360
I love you can mean so many different things.

1600
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:31,560
But I hope you always know what it means to me.

1601
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:34,840
It means you keep giving me new reasons to love you.

1602
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:38,360
The old reasons mean even more as time goes on.

1603
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:41,000
And I'm grateful every day of my life

1604
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,880
that by some beautiful, magical miracle,

1605
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,240
we ended up together.

1606
00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:46,560
I know, right?

1607
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,000
I love you in italics.

1608
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,480
Ha ha ha.

1609
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:53,240
Ha ha ha.

1610
00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:55,840
And I hope you don't mind hearing

1611
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,640
that for the rest of forever.

1612
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,920
Happy Valentine's Day.

1613
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:03,640
I love you times infinity, Taylor.

1614
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,920
Aw, will you be my Valentine?

1615
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:06,420
Yes.

1616
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:12,040
You jumped the gun by like a week.

1617
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:15,080
I have to ask you to be my Valentine before Valentine's

1618
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:15,600
Day.

1619
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:16,080
Yeah.

1620
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:16,960
OK.

1621
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:18,200
You asked me to be your Valentine,

1622
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:19,240
and then you take me out.

1623
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,480
I always do it on the day of like an asshole.

1624
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,640
Well, that's because you're really bad at buying gifts.

1625
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:24,920
And you wait until the last minute.

1626
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,440
I thought this was going to have something

1627
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:27,760
I could eat inside of it.

1628
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:29,680
Well, I know you didn't really eat candy.

1629
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:31,760
And the only thing I was going to put in there was chocolate.

1630
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,760
So like, let me put a fucking protein bar in there.

1631
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:35,280
That's adorable.

1632
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:36,280
That's not real making.

1633
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:36,800
Thanks.

1634
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:37,320
Thank you.

1635
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:37,840
You're welcome.

1636
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:38,920
Thank you for the gesture.

1637
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:39,880
You're welcome.

1638
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:41,960
Well, I hope everybody has a happy Valentine's Day.

1639
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:42,460
Yeah.

1640
00:57:42,460 --> 00:57:44,400
I think that's a great place to end the podcast.

1641
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:45,640
I think so, too.

1642
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,960
I hope everybody also has a good Valentine's Day.

1643
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:49,640
And if you don't have a Valentine,

1644
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:51,960
we will also be your Valentine.

1645
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,360
Yeah, everybody deserves love, as weird as it may be.

1646
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,240
We love you.

1647
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:58,520
As weird as you may be.

1648
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,080
I love you, as weird as you.

1649
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,600
And I'm very weird.

1650
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:03,440
All right, guys.

1651
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,480
I have no idea when the next episode will be out.

1652
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,480
But I'll keep you all posted.

1653
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:12,040
Bye.