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I made up for it.

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Oh yeah?

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Her daughters are fucking funny.

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Yeah, Maitland is the best.

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She's hilarious.

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Tinsel.

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Yeah, she's funny as shit.

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Welcome, guys.

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It's Taylor and Drew.

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Do you remember us?

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It's been so long.

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I, it's been like since August.

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It's a long time.

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It's November now, so yeah.

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It's like six months.

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Welcome back.

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It feels like it.

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It fucking feels like it.

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Welcome back to the Taylor Talking podcast.

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I hope you guys missed us.

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They didn't.

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Sorry for the hiatus.

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Don't be sorry.

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Never apologize.

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So we were just talking about what we did this past weekend.

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We went to Omaha with my mom to go see some of her friends

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or her friend and their kids.

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And we went to go watch Elf in a movie theater

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and they gave us elf hats.

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And we got jingle bells and we got fake snowballs

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that we got to throw at each other.

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And it was a great time.

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It was the whitest thing ever, but it was fun.

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I'm not going to lie.

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I'm white.

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I had fun doing it.

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My friend's daughter or my mom's friend's daughter

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competed in a spaghetti and maple syrup eating contest.

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And after they ate that, they had to chug a Coke and then

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burp.

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She was the only one to complete all three challenges.

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Did she win that?

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No.

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All right.

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Did the guy win?

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They gave it to the guy.

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Fuck that.

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Because the judge was sexist.

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That was whack.

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She totally won.

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Because they announced the prizes

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and I thought he got third.

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I want to be honest.

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There was only one prize.

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That's so lame.

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Yeah.

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So basically she ate the most spaghetti.

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He drank the entire Coke.

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So I think that's why they gave it to him.

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But she drank almost the entire Coke

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and she was the only one to burp.

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He was going to throw up.

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He was literally about to go, girl.

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He was at the end of it.

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He did throw up.

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He was not looking good.

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He was not looking good.

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He did throw up on stage, but he threw up shortly thereafter.

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We all thought that it was rigged

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because she should have won.

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But yeah, that was fun.

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She won two years ago.

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Yeah, she did win it two years ago.

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I don't know if it was the same MC, but if it was,

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he was like, oh, this bitch again.

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It's not good.

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He might have been like, oh, you just won a free meal, huh?

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Spaghetti noodles and maple syrup.

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I know.

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He could have been thinking that.

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You never know.

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Tito got to come with us.

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He was a hotel dog again, and he was such a good boy.

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Yeah, we actually upgraded him to a car dog.

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He can sit in the back seat all by himself now.

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He's such a good boy.

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It's been baby steps, but now we can put him

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in the back seat in a bed, his bed, and he just chills.

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Yeah, he's just like, OK.

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Which is awesome for me.

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Because he used to always sit in the passenger's lap,

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and it's very uncomfortable for all parties.

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Yeah, hot.

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Things go to sleep, if you know what I'm saying.

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Uh-huh.

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Your dick goes to sleep.

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And balls.

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Oh, yeah, your balls tend to fall asleep a lot.

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You should get that checked out.

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It's just, it's certain angles with the underwear.

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All right.

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Maybe you should get new underwear.

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You're right.

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Maybe I'm putting on weight.

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Oh, and your balls.

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And your balls.

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And my thighs.

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Thunder thighs.

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He could be, I don't know.

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But no, he's a good boy.

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Yeah, and then on our way home before we left,

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we went to see my old neighborhoods,

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like where little baby Taylor grew up.

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Oh my god.

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It was a very white privileged neighborhood.

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Dude, I was just going to say privileged.

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I was going to say privileged.

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It's the definition of suburbia.

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Oh my god, I can't believe it.

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Everybody had a white picket fence.

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Everybody had a minivan.

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Everybody went to the same school.

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All of the kids played together.

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It was just like suburbia.

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It was just the same house after the same house on cul-de-sacs.

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I miss it because, like I said, the environment

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was entirely different.

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We would all go outside, and the kids

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would play until the streetlights come home.

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trick or treat on Halloween, not like this stupid beggars

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night bullshit that they do in fucking Iowa,

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where you only trick or treat from 6 30 to 8 o'clock.

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Hell no.

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I'm leaving my house with a pillowcase,

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and I'm not coming home until 1 AM,

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because all the neighbors took their fucking candy inside.

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That's what I was used to.

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So then when we moved to Iowa, it was like culture shock.

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It was a two hour drive where we moved,

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but just like everything was so different.

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It was fun, though.

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It was cool seeing it all again, because literally nothing

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Everything here in Des Moines has changed.

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Nothing in my, like where I went to high school,

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like it's all different.

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Everything is like new and up and coming and bustling.

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nothing has changed.

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It's awesome.

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I don't know.

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That's weird, because I mean, Iowa, the Midwest, a lot

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of people are moving to the Midwest.

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The Midwest is seeing a lot of people come into it.

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Kansas City, Omaha, Des Moines.

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Des Moines seems to be taking like a lot of it, which is good.

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And it's very diverse here, which I like a lot.

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Yeah, for sure.

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Omaha, you know, I don't know much about Omaha.

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And I don't know much about Des Moines,

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but the growth here is pretty, it's kind of staggering.

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So Omaha is technically bigger than Des Moines.

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Like the population and everything is bigger.

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I wonder how long that's going to last.

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It's like twice the size of Omaha.

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Of Des Moines.

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Omaha is like twice the size of Des Moines.

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Because of the metric, like on both sides of the river

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and all that.

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Well, that's Council Bluffs.

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But I don't know if that's, yeah, that's not Omaha.

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All right, well, fuck that.

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Fuck Nebraska.

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No, I'm kidding.

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That's how most people feel.

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So yeah, sorry for being gone for so long.

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I kind of had a mental breakdown.

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It was interesting.

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You were really close.

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No, I went there.

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I was gone.

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Yeah, so I started seeing a psychiatrist.

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That's kind of what started it all, which you would

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think would be a good thing, right?

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I was trying to do good.

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I knew I needed help.

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So I was like, I'm going to talk to somebody that can help me.

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And they put me on some Balta.

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Ugh, just saying it like all the flashbacks.

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I got serotonin syndrome.

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And it was a shit show.

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I was having nonstop panic attacks.

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It was a shit show.

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From the time that I woke up until I went to bed.

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And I had Drew take me to the ER twice,

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went to psychiatric urgent care.

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I called the ambulance.

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I was convinced I was dying.

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Literally was convinced that that was it.

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I was going to die.

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And the way that I felt on this medication, it scared me.

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Because I caught myself thinking,

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I don't want to feel like this forever.

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The thought of feeling like this forever

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just makes me want to just end it.

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a bottle of my pills, which for me,

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being somebody who's terrified of death,

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why would I be having these thoughts all of a sudden?

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So yeah, I went and talked to another psychiatrist.

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And they were like, we need to get you off of this medication.

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And things have been a lot better

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since I've not been on it.

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But yeah, I pretty much did not leave my couch

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for two weeks.

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I missed an entire week of work.

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I just did not work at my normal pace.

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I just didn't give a fuck.

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Because I was convinced I was dying.

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But now I'm good.

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I have a new psychiatrist.

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I have new medications.

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My therapist is awesome.

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And I'm no longer convinced that I'm dying.

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And when I start to have a panic attack, I can like,

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Eat a warhead.

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Call myself down.

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Or, yeah, guys, we went viral.

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Oh my god.

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And it's still happening.

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Yeah, Taylor talking is basically

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a viral sensation right now.

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My therapist told me to eat a warhead whenever

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I have a panic attack starting to come on.

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Because the overwhelming sour flavor basically

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shocks your nervous system to the point

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where it can only think about the sour.

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So anything that you were panicked about

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is just gone with the wind.

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And it fucking works.

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I could have tested this.

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It fucking works.

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It's insane.

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So I made a TikTok saying exactly what I just told you.

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But while I was eating a warhead because I

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was in the middle of a panic attack, and it blew up.

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We've got almost 1.8 million views on TikTok.

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We've got almost a million views on Facebook.

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So many awesome people in the comments,

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people that are going through the same exact thing

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that I'm going through, people that also struggled

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with taking Cymbalta, people who are on Cymbalta.

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And it's helping them.

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It's crazy the community that I've been able to join.

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Because it makes me feel less crazy, for one,

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to know that there's other people out there just like me.

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Other people going through the same shit.

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Literally the same exact thing.

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But it was also really cool to be

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the person that can offer help to other people.

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Because a lot of people in the comments were like, oh my god,

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I'm totally going to try this.

275
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Or they were tagging their friends with anxiety.

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And so it was really cool.

277
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And it ended up catching the attention

278
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of a news agency in the UK, who I sold the story to.

279
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And you guys can literally look me up on Google.

280
00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:10,720
She's super famous.

281
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If you literally search warhead anxiety, you'll see me.

282
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It's so freaking cool, though.

283
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But I think the coolest thing of it for me

284
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,320
is, like I said, all of the people,

285
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all of the new followers and all the people in the comments

286
00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:27,640
who are like, oh my god, I'm totally going to try this.

287
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Or like, I've totally tried this,

288
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and this absolutely works.

289
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Or like, if this doesn't work, you can try doing this.

290
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Like other people were saying, if you don't like sour,

291
00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:36,860
you can do the same thing with spicy.

292
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Just put hot sauce in your mouth or something.

293
00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:40,560
Other people were saying.

294
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That sounds way worse.

295
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,760
But it works, because it overwhelms your system.

296
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I get that.

297
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But that's a long term commitment.

298
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A lot, for sure.

299
00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:51,840
The warhead is not as long, for sure.

300
00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,160
Oh, you're having a panic attack.

301
00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,560
Eat a fucking habanero.

302
00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:56,240
I mean, no, they weren't saying that.

303
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,880
But like, it doesn't have to be like the one tip challenge,

304
00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:03,000
but just something to distract your nervous system.

305
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,800
So like the Louisiana hot sauce we have in the kitchen,

306
00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,200
I could put a dab of that on my tongue, and it would be enough.

307
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,080
Put it in your eye.

308
00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,520
What the fuck?

309
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,360
I'm not trying to go blind here.

310
00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:13,860
God.

311
00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:14,840
That'll really distract you.

312
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,960
Yeah, no shit.

313
00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:20,040
But yeah, so I'm trying to get the attention of warheads.

314
00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:23,600
So you guys should all go to my TikTok, Taylor Talking,

315
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and tag them in the comments of this video.

316
00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:26,960
It's pinned.

317
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,800
It's the very first video you'll see.

318
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:33,120
Or if you see me on Facebook, Taylor Talking Facebook,

319
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,740
yeah, let's get the attention of warheads,

320
00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:36,480
because I want a fucking sponsorship.

321
00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,640
Or if not, I at least want some free candy.

322
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,440
Did you have to buy warheads tonight?

323
00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:42,280
Oh, I forgot.

324
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,120
Oh, shit.

325
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,680
Well, the last time I tried, they

326
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,520
didn't have them in the store.

327
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I had to get them on Amazon.

328
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,120
Oh.

329
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:52,640
They had the gummies, but not like the legit warheads.

330
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,280
Damn.

331
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:57,120
But yeah, my therapist said Sour Patch Kids, those will work.

332
00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,640
Other people were saying you could do the Atomic Fireball

333
00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:00,920
Cinnamon Candies.

334
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:01,920
I'm telling you, eyes.

335
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,120
Go in the eyes with something.

336
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:03,800
No, thank you.

337
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,360
Yeah, that will really distract you.

338
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,640
No, thank you.

339
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,280
I'm OK with that.

340
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:12,000
You always have a cat hair in your eye anyway.

341
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,720
I noticed that.

342
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,080
That's because of my extensions, my eyelash extensions.

343
00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,160
We were driving.

344
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,360
We drove a lot the last couple of days.

345
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,160
But half the time we were driving,

346
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,360
you were digging in your eye.

347
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,280
Well, that's because my eye kept watering.

348
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,120
Yeah, because you were digging in it.

349
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:30,480
No, I was trying to get the water out of my eye.

350
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,080
Yeah, those extensions.

351
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:36,840
I've wanted to try them, but you know.

352
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,560
Oh, my god, I would love to put them on there.

353
00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,400
I bet you would.

354
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:39,960
Oh, god.

355
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,920
There's one adhesive that's not very strong.

356
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:42,920
We could literally do it, and then you

357
00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:43,680
could just take them off.

358
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,120
That's all right.

359
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:44,520
I'm all right.

360
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:44,800
Oh, no.

361
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,960
We're going to make a TikTok of it,

362
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,440
and we're going to go viral again.

363
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,200
She's lying to you.

364
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:48,960
No, it's going to happen.

365
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:49,680
You can take it.

366
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:53,320
Just follow me, and you'll see.

367
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:53,840
What else?

368
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,080
You want to talk about?

369
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,280
Our boat dinner.

370
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,120
Oh, shit.

371
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,640
So we're going to rewind.

372
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,120
Yeah, rewind a bit.

373
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:05,160
So once I was adjusted to my new medication,

374
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,240
and I was back to my normal self,

375
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:15,800
Drew decided he wanted to surprise us, or surprise me,

376
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:23,800
with dinner on a little yacht cruise thingy in Dubuque, Iowa.

377
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,680
So it wasn't so much a surprise, but we

378
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,920
had talked about going to Dubuque,

379
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,640
and going on this trip.

380
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:34,120
I didn't know what the boat looked like or anything.

381
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,080
But you did tell me about the trip and stuff.

382
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:36,760
I mentioned it.

383
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:40,360
As guys do, guys like to feel that type of shit out.

384
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,200
You're like, yeah, you just throw it out there,

385
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,440
and you see what they say.

386
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:43,960
Yeah.

387
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,600
Well, we had done a dinner cruise in New Orleans.

388
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,960
So I was expecting a riverboat cruise like that.

389
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,200
But this one was like a straight up yacht.

390
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:53,840
It was.

391
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:54,520
It was a yacht.

392
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,920
It was a 94 something or other.

393
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,600
I don't remember what the flight was.

394
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,600
It was probably the nicest boat I've ever been on.

395
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,440
Really?

396
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,080
I mean, yeah.

397
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,040
I've never been on a cruise or anything.

398
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,560
OK.

399
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:08,800
So it was really fun.

400
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,320
We got there.

401
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,520
Apparently, we showed up late.

402
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,080
We didn't know.

403
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,720
I don't think I ever told you this.

404
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,600
We basically walk up, and this lady comes up,

405
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,520
and she's like, are you Drew?

406
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,840
And he was like, oh, yeah.

407
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:20,960
It makes sense now.

408
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,400
And he was like, oh my god, I feel so special.

409
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,800
But it was because we were late.

410
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,960
We weren't late, though.

411
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,760
We just didn't arrive 15 minutes early.

412
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,760
Like, everybody, apparently, we didn't get the email

413
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,560
that they sent out to tell everybody, hey,

414
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,160
show up early.

415
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:39,320
But we were there 10 minutes before, so we were fine.

416
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,280
People showed up after us.

417
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,000
Yeah, we were fine.

418
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,880
We missed the email, like you said, apparently.

419
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,880
So it was cool.

420
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,920
I mean, I booked it online.

421
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,760
I had someone call me and ask me.

422
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,560
It was like a week before.

423
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,400
And they were like, are you OK with sitting upstairs?

424
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,040
I guess they were checking to make sure

425
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,280
like I could walk upstairs.

426
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:01,960
Right.

427
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,600
And so I didn't really get it, but I was like, yeah, sure.

428
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,120
And thank god you said that, because sitting downstairs

429
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,480
would have been so crowded.

430
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,680
Yeah.

431
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:15,880
So we sat upstairs, and so there was two areas to eat upstairs.

432
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,600
And it was cool because it was outside.

433
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,360
We could go outside.

434
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:18,640
Right.

435
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,600
We were right next to the door to go outside.

436
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:20,920
Yeah.

437
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,520
So I think that was the better option.

438
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,040
For sure.

439
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:23,360
Yeah.

440
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,000
And we have like a better view, I think.

441
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:25,520
Yeah.

442
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:28,440
But we were supposed to be going to look at leaves.

443
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,240
Yeah, because it was the beginning of fall,

444
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:34,360
and we were supposed to go and look at all the leaves changing.

445
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,400
However.

446
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,560
We were two weeks too late.

447
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,640
Yeah, the sun started setting literally

448
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,040
as we left the dock.

449
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,160
So we didn't really get to see a whole lot of leaves.

450
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:44,640
Nah.

451
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,560
But we still got to like go out on the back of the boat

452
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:51,720
and like enjoy the fresh fall air and maybe hit a vape pen or two.

453
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,360
Yeah.

454
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,000
But it was cool.

455
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,440
We kind of we went to the bar.

456
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,000
We got some drinks first while they kind of cruised around,

457
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,800
and the guy was telling us some information about the area

458
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,600
and the history and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

459
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:08,160
And then they started dinner.

460
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,040
And the dinner was fucking delicious.

461
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,280
They had.

462
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,400
Let's not like we're skipping the part

463
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,320
where we sat with two random people.

464
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,440
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

465
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,760
So we it's a dinner cruise.

466
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,120
So we were expecting like it would be kind of like it

467
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,000
was in Louisiana.

468
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000
We were like, we have a table to ourselves.

469
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,480
We are eating by ourselves.

470
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,000
I was like, two times, me and her.

471
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:29,560
Right.

472
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:33,400
And then we get there, and it's like communal seating.

473
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,960
We are sharing a table with another couple.

474
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,840
Thankfully, they turned out to be super cool.

475
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,480
They were we had a good time with them.

476
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,200
They were funny.

477
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,760
I think they thought we were funny, too.

478
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,640
They were our age.

479
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,160
Yeah.

480
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,640
So it worked out.

481
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,600
Very much so.

482
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,680
And like they had apparently like they were from the area.

483
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,120
They had done it a bunch of times.

484
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,040
They knew the guy that was driving the boat.

485
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,880
And apparently, the guy that drove the boat

486
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,200
also cooked the food.

487
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:56,600
Nice.

488
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,120
Yeah.

489
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:57,800
He did a good job.

490
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,320
He did.

491
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:03,360
So they got they had like some kind of chicken.

492
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,680
I don't remember what it was.

493
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,360
It was like some kind of like roasted tomato chicken

494
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,400
or something like that.

495
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:08,880
Yeah.

496
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,160
And then they had beef.

497
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,560
Oh, the steak.

498
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,120
The steak.

499
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:12,840
Yeah.

500
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:16,560
It was like beef tenderloin.

501
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:21,400
It was so fucking it was the perfect medium rare.

502
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,160
So tender, melted in your mouth.

503
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,080
I wanted to eat all of it.

504
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:29,040
They said like the person in line and it was like buffet

505
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:32,120
style, but they have wait staff that was like serving us.

506
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,000
And one of the people in line in front of us

507
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,360
asked if he could get extra beef.

508
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,200
And they were like, we only have enough for one of each of you.

509
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,760
Like one serving for each person.

510
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,560
So we were like, oh, OK, that makes sense.

511
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,680
But then the people sitting at the table next to us

512
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,280
got like seconds and thirds, like went back in line

513
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,440
and got seconds and thirds.

514
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:48,280
That's how you do it.

515
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,200
You know, you go through one.

516
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,120
You just don't ask.

517
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:50,720
You just do it.

518
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,240
Yeah.

519
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,040
Go through once.

520
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,240
Go through again.

521
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,720
Go until someone says something.

522
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,560
And then you're like, oh, fuck you.

523
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,240
Like that's a good strategy.

524
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,400
And then they had like green beans and mashed potatoes.

525
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:05,200
The potatoes were fire, really garlicky and creamy.

526
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:05,880
I like it.

527
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:06,880
And then they had a salad.

528
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,600
You didn't have the salad, but the salad was good.

529
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,600
It was all good.

530
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,240
It was good.

531
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,400
The dessert.

532
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:16,160
Oh, did you have the dessert?

533
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,400
No, I passed.

534
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,040
I passed on the dessert.

535
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:23,000
It was a chocolate chip caramel bread pudding.

536
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,200
And it was, you missed out.

537
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,520
It was like it was kind of savory because it's bread pudding,

538
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,480
but it was really sweet because like the caramel

539
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,880
and the chocolate was really good.

540
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,160
And I liked it a lot.

541
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:37,400
So yeah, American Lady Cruises in Dubuque.

542
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,120
Shout out.

543
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,080
Five stars.

544
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:39,720
Pretty good.

545
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,280
10 out of 10 service.

546
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,920
I do like, during the conversation we had,

547
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,560
because we were out there for a couple hours, I would say.

548
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,440
Yeah, at least.

549
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,680
But the other couple, and we never got their names.

550
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,240
Not at all.

551
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:51,640
This was hilarious.

552
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,360
Don't remember them.

553
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:52,760
We talked.

554
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,640
And we had a good time.

555
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,520
Like we were cordial.

556
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,040
We did.

557
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,280
Yeah, we had a lot of laughs.

558
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,840
We laughed a lot and all this shit.

559
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:58,360
We're eating.

560
00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,480
We're drinking together.

561
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,840
But I never once asked what their fucking names were.

562
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,520
Never, ever, ever.

563
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,120
I think we introduced ourselves.

564
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:05,880
I don't remember.

565
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:06,720
I think you might have.

566
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,400
You probably do.

567
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,960
I was like, you know, Taylor is my boyfriend, Drew.

568
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,280
I thought maybe I didn't.

569
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,720
I had a couple of gin and tonics.

570
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:12,240
So.

571
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,200
Yeah, it's very hazy.

572
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,800
We were hitting pens.

573
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,480
I was drinking gin and smoking dab pens

574
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,360
on the back of this fucking yacht.

575
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,440
And I did the whole, look, Jack, I'm flying.

576
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,080
Because I had to, of course.

577
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,080
Yeah.

578
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,440
It was sick, though.

579
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:31,240
It was nice, because we were the only people that were outside.

580
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,640
A couple of people walked through,

581
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,880
but nobody really like sat, stayed out there like we did.

582
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:36,920
On the back was sick.

583
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:37,600
It was cool.

584
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,760
A lot of people kept walking up to the front.

585
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,840
Yeah.

586
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:42,480
I miss that.

587
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,680
We should have done that.

588
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,160
I miss that.

589
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,200
I mean, I don't know if it was just another door.

590
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,360
But when we would go in and down the stairs,

591
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,520
on the other side, there was a hallway that people,

592
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,440
because remember they kept walking by the window

593
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,760
when we were sitting down?

594
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,960
I don't like that, because the captain's probably right there.

595
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,160
Yeah, that's probably his.

596
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,360
But people were going up.

597
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,520
They were probably talking to the captain.

598
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,920
Watching you, staring at the back of your head.

599
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:02,800
No pressure.

600
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:03,920
Yeah.

601
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,520
Like you were doing to me the other day.

602
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,040
Yeah.

603
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:06,680
No, it's.

604
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,440
Oh, it made me feel so fucking weird.

605
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,200
I know that you're doing it because you love me.

606
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,080
But the other day when you were standing in the kitchen

607
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,960
and just fucking staring directly at me,

608
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,360
and I was trying not to look at you

609
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:19,520
because I was trying to ignore it, I got so fucking anxious.

610
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,160
And I was like, why is he looking at me?

611
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:21,920
Am I doing something wrong?

612
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:22,360
What did I do?

613
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,320
Did I forget to do something?

614
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,600
Is he going to be mad at me for something?

615
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,120
What is he doing?

616
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,200
What did I do wrong?

617
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,200
And then you were just like, I love you.

618
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,440
And I was like, oh my god, but why is he staring at me?

619
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,760
What did I do wrong?

620
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,200
It's admiration.

621
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,920
Well, it's anxiety.

622
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,360
I'm sorry.

623
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,840
It rhymes.

624
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,920
Yeah.

625
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:48,800
You rap at a mansion with Wisconsin, like T-Pain.

626
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,320
Mansion in Wisconsin.

627
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,400
In Wisconsin.

628
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,640
Eh.

629
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,200
So T-Pain has a new song with Snoop Dogg,

630
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,400
and it's fucking awesome.

631
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,440
Nice seg.

632
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,600
Seg.

633
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,400
Oh my god.

634
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,920
Little reference to our very first episode

635
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,520
when Drew thought seg was a thing,

636
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,800
and it turns out it's not a thing.

637
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,200
It'll always be.

638
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,200
It'll be a thing to him.

639
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,680
It'll always be a thing to me.

640
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:13,600
I don't give a fuck.

641
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:17,600
Oh my god.

642
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,680
What else have you done in the last three months?

643
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,880
Well, after the dinner cruise, we

644
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,200
went out because it was Halloween weekend.

645
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:24,680
Oh, shit.

646
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:25,240
That's right.

647
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,160
That was a sick.

648
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:26,840
Oh my god.

649
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:31,120
So there was the diviest of dive bars

650
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:34,560
right across the street from the hotel that we were staying at.

651
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,720
And they had karaoke.

652
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:41,240
So it was the first time I had done karaoke.

653
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,880
So it was on.

654
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:47,200
It was the first time I had done karaoke in three years.

655
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,760
And I used to go every Friday and Saturday.

656
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:54,560
And that's why I was always broke.

657
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,240
But yeah, it was fun.

658
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,760
And then some dude started singing Gangster's Paradise.

659
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,040
And they were slaughtering it.

660
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,560
So I had to help them because I was raised in these streets.

661
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:03,880
Yeah.

662
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,560
Like when she says slaughtering it, she means in a bad way.

663
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:07,280
Yeah, no.

664
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,360
They were not doing good.

665
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,120
They did not.

666
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,800
They did not know the song.

667
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:12,320
I don't know.

668
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,520
This whole experience was hilarious because where we stayed,

669
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:21,080
the hotel we stayed in, and the bar across the street,

670
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:24,320
I've stayed there for work several times.

671
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,880
And I've never gone there because I'm a good boy.

672
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,920
When I go out a town for work, I don't go to bars

673
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,160
without my girlfriend.

674
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,360
Yeah, good boy.

675
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,440
But I've always seen it.

676
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:37,160
I'm like, what's up with this karaoke bar across the street

677
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:37,680
here?

678
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,760
So I was like, karaoke?

679
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,680
What?

680
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,720
I was able to suggest it innocently

681
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:43,800
when we did take a trip.

682
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:47,600
We stayed there for a personal trip, stayed at the same hotel,

683
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,800
went to that bar.

684
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,400
Tito came with us then too.

685
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,240
Yeah, but we had a blast that night.

686
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,080
It was so much fun.

687
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,600
I got shitfaced.

688
00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:00,600
After we went to the dive bar, some drunk girl that was there

689
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,560
came up to our table and was like, you guys

690
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:07,160
need to go to Paul's and get a cheeseburger.

691
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,080
Oh shit, we did too.

692
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,280
And we were shitfaced.

693
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,820
We was like, yo, cheeseburger sounds like it would fucking

694
00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:13,360
slap right now.

695
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:16,240
She's like, it's the best burger in town, ra ra ra ra,

696
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,400
because she was drunk.

697
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,840
And so we walked.

698
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:22,400
It was literally around the next corner, half a block away.

699
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,600
So we go there.

700
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,960
It's packed, because it's Halloween weekend.

701
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:29,400
And they don't even have a kitchen.

702
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,000
It's like a countertop griddle that this lady is

703
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,080
making these burgers off of.

704
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,840
Dude, she wanted to kill me.

705
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,680
I don't know what time it was.

706
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,320
We got there right at the time that they

707
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,360
stopped serving burgers.

708
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:42,920
It was probably, fuck, was it like midnight at that point?

709
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,520
Yeah, it was at least midnight.

710
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,480
So we walk in there.

711
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:47,000
I walk out.

712
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,480
Yeah, let me get two burgers.

713
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:50,960
I walk out to the end.

714
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,040
I went to kind of like, some lady said

715
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,000
I could get some fire burgers here.

716
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,160
She just rolls her eyes.

717
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,000
I'm like, oh, shit.

718
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,200
Uh-oh.

719
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,040
I was like, I would really appreciate it

720
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,360
if I could get two of those.

721
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,840
She probably thought that you were

722
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,120
making a joke or something.

723
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:09,560
So the next 10 minutes, we went and sat in a booth.

724
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,200
We were like, did she actually know that we wanted them?

725
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,040
Like, are we really?

726
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,360
And then she came with them.

727
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:15,360
Because she rolled her eyes.

728
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,960
I was like, I don't think they're coming.

729
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:22,160
Yeah, the, uh.

730
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,600
Coming with a side of spit.

731
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,200
The exchange was not good.

732
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,800
Like, just the look on her face.

733
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,920
But goddamn, they were good.

734
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,560
Were they made with love?

735
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:30,680
Oh my god.

736
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:35,080
Literally best burger I've had in a while.

737
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,200
I thanked her profusely.

738
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:36,800
Oh god.

739
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,760
I literally, before we left, I was like, that burger was so

740
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:40,440
fucking.

741
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,400
And it wasn't even because we were drunk.

742
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:47,160
Like, it was like charbroiled, ooey gooey melted cheese,

743
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,120
toasted bun.

744
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,080
Oh.

745
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,040
She brought the heat.

746
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,080
She brought the heat.

747
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,560
And it was fucking extreme.

748
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,080
So yeah, and then after we went there,

749
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,320
we went back to the hotel and we went to bed.

750
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:06,320
But the next morning, there was a diner on the same corner

751
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,880
as our hotel.

752
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,480
So we weren't there for breakfast.

753
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,520
And it was fire.

754
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,200
Oh my god.

755
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:16,600
I had like a bacon, egg, and cheese croissant.

756
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:20,280
And it was like the size of my fucking head.

757
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,080
It was delicious.

758
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,200
What I liked about it was all the employees,

759
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:28,080
since it was the night after quote unquote Halloween.

760
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,160
It was Halloween weekend.

761
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,120
I think that was actually Halloween day though,

762
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:31,760
wasn't it?

763
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,960
Oh no, that was on a Tuesday or something.

764
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:34,800
It was the 29th.

765
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:35,400
Yeah.

766
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,040
But anyway, they were all wearing fucking Halloween

767
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:38,840
costumes.

768
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,480
But they were all like.

769
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,960
Same theme.

770
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,200
Like diner food.

771
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,680
So like one was eggs, one was bacon, one was pancakes,

772
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,320
one was toast.

773
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,480
Oh my god, it was funny.

774
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,560
But it was like the Gumby.

775
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,120
Like all the same, like the Styrofoam kind of like.

776
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,880
Yeah, you have to wear it with your head sticking out

777
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:56,440
of a hole.

778
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:56,880
Yeah.

779
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:57,840
Fucking ridiculous.

780
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:58,440
Yeah.

781
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,080
Oh my god.

782
00:25:59,080 --> 00:25:59,800
The girl.

783
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:00,960
Ours didn't have it.

784
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,560
She was the only one who didn't have it.

785
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,280
Everyone else was.

786
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,160
She was like, I'm too old for this shit.

787
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,280
Yeah, she was.

788
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,800
She probably owns the place.

789
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,920
She got grandfathered.

790
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,120
She probably owns the place.

791
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,640
Yeah, she was like, I'm not wearing that shit.

792
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,160
All the younger ones were walking around like Gumby

793
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:16,840
in that bitch.

794
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,600
And she was stupid.

795
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:21,000
Dude, imagine how hot it would be.

796
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,440
Like when I was a server, I sweat my ass off.

797
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,360
What's funny is some of them probably

798
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,040
went out the night before in it.

799
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,680
Yeah, we're just still drunk.

800
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,800
Didn't you get, what'd you get, corned beef hash?

801
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,200
I don't remember, but it was fire.

802
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,800
I think you got the corned beef hash.

803
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,040
I probably did.

804
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:41,800
I'm a fucking.

805
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,320
You like corned beef.

806
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,560
Scottish fuck.

807
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:50,840
Oh, that reminds me of the Polish dish that we made.

808
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:51,600
Haluski.

809
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,720
Yeah.

810
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:53,400
It's haluski.

811
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,160
It's what it's called.

812
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,360
I never remember the name.

813
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:58,040
But we were watching Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives

814
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,080
because I absolutely fucking loved that show.

815
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,400
Guy Fieri, hey, come on my podcast.

816
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,240
I love you.

817
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,280
I'm basically famous now, talk to warheads.

818
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,120
I'm just kidding.

819
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,120
Don't talk to warheads.

820
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,920
I don't know who I am because they won't listen to me.

821
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,720
Guy Fieri looks like the dude on the warheads package.

822
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,720
You're right.

823
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,960
Oh my god.

824
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,440
That's funny.

825
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,560
That's hilarious.

826
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:21,960
So yeah, haluski.

827
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:28,200
It's egg noodles, cabbage, and bacon cooked in butter.

828
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:28,880
And onions.

829
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,320
And onions, yes.

830
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:30,840
Oh my god.

831
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,880
And it's cooked in butter.

832
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,720
And it is so fucking good.

833
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,440
Pretty damn good.

834
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,200
Literally, I should have put more cabbage in it.

835
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,080
But other than that, it was delicious.

836
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,920
Yeah, I think it was in the Pittsburgh area

837
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:43,960
is where he was at.

838
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

839
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,240
I forget the name of the place.

840
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,080
Is anybody in the Pennsylvania or Pittsburgh area?

841
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:49,840
Might be a staple.

842
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,320
I've never heard of it before that.

843
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:52,600
So it was pretty good.

844
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,120
Apparently, it was like one of their best selling items.

845
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:58,000
And I can see why because it's freaking tasty.

846
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,800
It's so white.

847
00:27:58,800 --> 00:27:59,520
I know.

848
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:05,120
I mean, I seasoned my shit, so yeah.

849
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:07,840
What did we do after that?

850
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,480
Oh, I think we went to bed.

851
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,560
Well, no, we went after the diner.

852
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,360
We went home, but I mean like.

853
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,040
Oh, so it's cool shit?

854
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:16,520
Yeah.

855
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,840
You got some kind of.

856
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:25,200
Like the following weekend, I think, is when it was.

857
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,000
What's that?

858
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,760
We went and met up with one of my friends

859
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,600
because it was her birthday, her 33rd birthday.

860
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,400
Oh, shit.

861
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,080
Yeah.

862
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,960
I didn't realize she was the same age as you.

863
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,200
Literally same age.

864
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:38,680
Yeah.

865
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,960
OK, that's cool.

866
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:42,920
It was so much fun.

867
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,080
We got lit.

868
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,840
Yeah, so I'm a little bit older.

869
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,480
Like I'm going to be turning 40 here pretty soon.

870
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:55,400
And even then, I was shocked at the amount of shots

871
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,240
that those people were.

872
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,080
I don't even know how many shots we took.

873
00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,640
They were actually like they were 23.

874
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:00,400
Dude.

875
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:00,920
Stupid.

876
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:01,720
It was stupid.

877
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:02,760
I was so hungover that day.

878
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:06,400
And Rachel, oh my god, my friend got so drunk.

879
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,520
She was the best.

880
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,280
We did karaoke.

881
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,000
She hung in for as long as she could.

882
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,760
And then her boyfriend was like, all right,

883
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,000
I got to get her home.

884
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,800
And then from what I heard, it was a very interesting car

885
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,080
ride home.

886
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,400
It was like his fault, though.

887
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,520
He kept bringing shots.

888
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,320
Him and his brother.

889
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:21,840
I know.

890
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,440
And they were like, shot, shot, shot.

891
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,080
What are you guys doing over here?

892
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:25,760
Turning up.

893
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,400
I don't know.

894
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,720
And then we went and met up with them the next day,

895
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,680
all hungover for some hair of the dog.

896
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,960
You guys played some pool.

897
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,040
And we had a couple drinks.

898
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:34,760
Yeah.

899
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,000
I whipped some ass.

900
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,520
Yeah, he's really good at pool.

901
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,440
I'm not that good at pool.

902
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:39,640
Well, apparently you are, because you

903
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:40,800
beat everybody you play.

904
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,320
I'm not that good at pool.

905
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,160
She's exaggerating.

906
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,240
I'm terrible at pool.

907
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:47,800
It was good.

908
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,920
It made me feel good, because I am a guy,

909
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,080
and we are competitive.

910
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,120
Stroke the ego.

911
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:53,640
Yeah.

912
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,880
I was just like, ugh, still got it.

913
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,360
So.

914
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,480
No, that was good, though, because since we've

915
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,440
moved over here to Des Moines.

916
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,200
You haven't really had any guy camaraderie.

917
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,560
No, I haven't.

918
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,720
I've got my homies.

919
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,800
I have work guys.

920
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,880
But it's not the same.

921
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,360
You can't chill and talk shit with them,

922
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,880
because you can't trust them.

923
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,560
I don't trust people I work with.

924
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,880
There's a couple people that are snakes in the grass.

925
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,400
But you figure it out.

926
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,320
You avoid them.

927
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:27,440
But as far as on the weekends, hanging out

928
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:32,640
with some dudes on the weekends, I don't get much of that.

929
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,840
So that was cool, shooting pool with guys.

930
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,080
That's always cool.

931
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,680
Yeah, we got to do that again.

932
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,840
Yeah, I used to do a lot of that.

933
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,480
Yeah, your dad and your brother.

934
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:47,000
Yeah, but I mean, just hanging out with guys.

935
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,400
But there's been some guys that I've hung out with a lot.

936
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,880
But it's like, why did I do that?

937
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:52,640
Yeah.

938
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,960
Well, the funny thing is, when I had first

939
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:59,320
started hanging out with her, I had told you her boyfriend

940
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,880
plays Dungeons and Dragons.

941
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:07,840
And in our era, when we grew up, if you played Dungeons

942
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,040
and Dragons, you were a fucking loser.

943
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:10,800
I'm sorry.

944
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:11,760
I judged him on that.

945
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:15,680
And yeah, because that was his first assumption,

946
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:18,800
that he would be like this, do your voice,

947
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,480
your raging nerd voice.

948
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,120
Wait, what?

949
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,240
Do your voice.

950
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,120
Oh, man, so much pressure.

951
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,400
Oh, it's funny.

952
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,600
I don't even know.

953
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,800
If I even knew a reference about Dungeons and Dragons,

954
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:34,400
I would do it.

955
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,760
But I don't even know a reference.

956
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,560
So yeah, anyways, he ended up being really fucking cool.

957
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,200
And him and Drew have connected.

958
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,960
And they're basically best friends now.

959
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,240
I'm just kidding, I know.

960
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,080
But you guys have gotten along, for sure.

961
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,320
Yeah, we get along.

962
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,680
I'll admit, I thought he was going to weigh

963
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,840
like at least 100 pounds more.

964
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,920
Oh my god, because he plays Dungeons and Dragons.

965
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,640
I was like, oh, he's going to be like 300.

966
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,760
He's an electrician.

967
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,360
He's a big guy.

968
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,680
Yeah, that's what I mean.

969
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,200
He's still a pretty big guy.

970
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,680
He's like a very stocky dude.

971
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:04,360
Yeah, he is.

972
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,720
I'd like to have him on my site and fight.

973
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,640
I wouldn't see him without his hat on.

974
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,120
That's my dude.

975
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,440
I bet he's bald on top.

976
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,040
That's what I want to know.

977
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,440
Most people that wear hats are bald on top.

978
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,680
That's a shallow thing.

979
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,280
I feel bad.

980
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:19,360
You really like to point out male pattern baldness.

981
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,880
Every time you see a bald dude, you

982
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,040
go, male pattern baldness.

983
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,560
I am an asshole.

984
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,120
How come you can say that, but I can't?

985
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,080
You can say it.

986
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,920
You get mad any time I say it.

987
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:31,400
About what?

988
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:31,920
Who?

989
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,480
You're like, don't call me an asshole.

990
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,520
I'm not an asshole.

991
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,160
Oh.

992
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,800
Oh.

993
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,920
I mean, I mean in general.

994
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:40,960
Like, you're my girlfriend.

995
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,080
You can't say that.

996
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,520
I can, because I really know if you're an asshole.

997
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,000
No, you're supposed to know the real me.

998
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
You're like, he's not an asshole.

999
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,600
That's literally what I just said.

1000
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,000
I really know the you.

1001
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,400
He's a sweet guy.

1002
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,520
Yeah, you're a sweet guy who can also be an asshole sometimes.

1003
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:02,560
Just like me, I'm an awesome girl who can also be a bitch.

1004
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,560
I want the person who's 10 yards away

1005
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,040
to be like, that's a dickhead right there.

1006
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,280
I want my girlfriend to say that.

1007
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,720
Someone outside the car.

1008
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:20,240
The person in the car would be like, I don't think so.

1009
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,560
The call is coming from inside the house.

1010
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,040
I don't want that.

1011
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,040
Oh my fucking god.

1012
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,040
Outside the house.

1013
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,040
Outside the house.

1014
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,720
Don't call me on my shit.

1015
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,720
That's how we're supposed to help each other grow.

1016
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:36,200
I don't know.

1017
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,200
I don't want to know.

1018
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,680
Fuck that.

1019
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,680
Have my back.

1020
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:41,360
Oh my god.

1021
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,880
My freaking abs hurt from laughing so much.

1022
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:44,360
It's good.

1023
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,080
We're getting a workout.

1024
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:45,560
I know.

1025
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:46,600
In a podcast.

1026
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,240
Hey, two birds, one stone.

1027
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:53,600
All right, we're going to do 12 crunches now.

1028
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,240
That's the sound of him doing a run.

1029
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,720
Ha ha ha ha.

1030
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,600
Uh, uh, uh.

1031
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,120
Sound like you're trying to get a cookie off the top shelf

1032
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,320
but you can't fucking reach.

1033
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,320
Uh, uh.

1034
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,320
Ha ha ha.

1035
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,320
I have dwarf energy to it.

1036
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,320
I'm sorry.

1037
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:11,320
I'm sorry.

1038
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,320
Can you call them that?

1039
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,320
What are you fucking?

1040
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,320
I thought they were little people now.

1041
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,320
What the fuck are you supposed to?

1042
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,320
Oh, that's right.

1043
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,320
You can't say the M word.

1044
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:18,320
God, Drew.

1045
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,320
Can't say the M word.

1046
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,320
Cancelled.

1047
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,320
Can't say the M word anymore.

1048
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,320
Are you saying M?

1049
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,320
Is it Pan or Pam?

1050
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,320
Ha ha ha ha.

1051
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,320
Just shut up.

1052
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,320
Don't answer that.

1053
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,320
Ha ha ha.

1054
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,320
Pan.

1055
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,320
Pan was a short guy, right?

1056
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,320
Oh my god.

1057
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,320
Anyway.

1058
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,320
You know who Pan is.

1059
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,320
No?

1060
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,320
Like Peter Pan?

1061
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,320
Yeah.

1062
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,320
Yeah.

1063
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,320
That's not what you meant, is it?

1064
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,320
Yeah.

1065
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:42,320
You know who Pan is.

1066
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,120
You know who Pan is.

1067
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:45,120
I don't know what you're talking about.

1068
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,120
The Greek.

1069
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,120
Alright, never mind.

1070
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,120
Oh, yeah, anyway.

1071
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:52,120
Alright, so we've been working on a lot of things.

1072
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,120
We have?

1073
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,120
Yeah.

1074
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:57,120
Tell them about all the things we've been working on, Taylor.

1075
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,120
Uh.

1076
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,120
Uh.

1077
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,120
Alright, I'll start.

1078
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,120
She's gonna get a Warheads tattoo.

1079
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,120
Oh yeah!

1080
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,120
And I want my sweet tea tattoo.

1081
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,120
Oh, I know someone who can do that.

1082
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,120
I know someone who can do that.

1083
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,120
I know someone who can do that.

1084
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,120
I know someone who can do that.

1085
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,120
I know someone who can do that.

1086
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,120
I know someone who can do that.

1087
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,120
I know someone who can do that.

1088
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,120
I know someone who can do that.

1089
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,120
I know someone who can do that.

1090
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,120
I know some cool shit that I'm gonna go do.

1091
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,120
Here we go.

1092
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,120
See?

1093
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,080
I'm gonna go see Doja Cat in Omaha in December with my step-sister, Tara.

1094
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,080
She's going back to Omaha.

1095
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,500
Back to my stomping grounds.

1096
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:28,160
It's gonna be fucking BOOT, and then after the day after the concert, we're gonna go

1097
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,260
to a tattoo shop.

1098
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:32,600
We already called a place and make sure they do walk-ins and we're gonna get matching lily

1099
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,840
sigil tattoos.

1100
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,840
Damn.

1101
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:35,840
Ewww.

1102
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,600
It's actually gonna be her seal.

1103
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:39,840
what we're getting tattooed.

1104
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,680
The seal.

1105
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,380
Yeah, I think I might do it right here.

1106
00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:43,220
Perfect.

1107
00:35:43,220 --> 00:35:45,140
I'm pointing to the inside of my left wrist,

1108
00:35:45,140 --> 00:35:46,140
by the way, guys.

1109
00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:46,980
Exactly.

1110
00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:51,880
Hey, I'm just gonna sit on the back of your hand.

1111
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:52,720
Thank God.

1112
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:53,560
I'll get it on my forehead, actually.

1113
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,660
I'm fucking doing it.

1114
00:35:54,660 --> 00:35:56,700
I thought about maybe doing it behind my ear,

1115
00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:57,900
but I don't wanna do that.

1116
00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:00,860
These women out here, these white women and their tattoos.

1117
00:36:00,860 --> 00:36:02,780
Why does it gotta be white?

1118
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,660
Cause that's, you guys are out of control.

1119
00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:08,580
He calls us Stevie Nicks, bitches.

1120
00:36:08,580 --> 00:36:09,780
Oh shit, that's true.

1121
00:36:09,780 --> 00:36:11,140
You do call us that.

1122
00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:13,100
That's, I do.

1123
00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:14,900
You have it written down on the whiteboard.

1124
00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:16,260
You guys are a special breed.

1125
00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:17,100
We are.

1126
00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:17,920
I love you.

1127
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,960
I'm not an astrology girl, at least.

1128
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:20,800
Just be thankful for that.

1129
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,580
You're in the fucking realm.

1130
00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:23,500
You're in the wheelhouse.

1131
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:25,060
I don't read your fucking birth chart

1132
00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:26,320
and call you out for things that you do

1133
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,180
because of where you were born and shit.

1134
00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:29,260
What do you mean?

1135
00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:31,180
Like the crazy astrology girls.

1136
00:36:31,180 --> 00:36:32,020
Oh, but you just do.

1137
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,940
I don't know how to do it, that's why I don't.

1138
00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:34,980
You do everything else.

1139
00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:36,180
What do you mean?

1140
00:36:36,180 --> 00:36:38,180
Like the Tarot and all that.

1141
00:36:38,180 --> 00:36:39,020
Tarot.

1142
00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:39,860
Am I pronouncing it?

1143
00:36:39,860 --> 00:36:40,700
Lady Gaga.

1144
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,700
Am I pronouncing it correctly?

1145
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:43,780
Tarot.

1146
00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:44,620
You do Tarot.

1147
00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:46,820
You put the emphasis on the wrong syllable.

1148
00:36:46,820 --> 00:36:47,660
All right.

1149
00:36:50,820 --> 00:36:53,300
Anyway, Stevie Nicks.

1150
00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:54,140
Anywho.

1151
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:56,620
No, that's cool though.

1152
00:36:56,620 --> 00:36:59,700
I'm excited for you and the concert.

1153
00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:03,020
Yeah, I'm fucking stoked, dude.

1154
00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:05,860
Before that though, we got Thanksgiving coming up.

1155
00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:10,860
I know, so this is gonna be the first holiday

1156
00:37:11,260 --> 00:37:14,060
that Drew and I spend, just me and him.

1157
00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:14,900
I'm scared.

1158
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,300
He's not going home.

1159
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:18,060
I'm not going home.

1160
00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:20,500
No one's coming here.

1161
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:22,700
I'm gonna make us a delicious feast.

1162
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:23,540
Sounds so terrifying.

1163
00:37:23,540 --> 00:37:27,060
I know, I'm gonna make Drew for dinner.

1164
00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:30,060
You can't leave on a week.

1165
00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:32,340
No one can get in here.

1166
00:37:32,340 --> 00:37:33,180
Oh my God.

1167
00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:34,260
Sounds terrifying to me.

1168
00:37:34,260 --> 00:37:38,060
If you don't hear from Drew, I don't know what happened.

1169
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:42,020
In 15 years, there's gonna be a true crime documentary

1170
00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:42,860
about us.

1171
00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:46,580
I'm under the basement.

1172
00:37:46,580 --> 00:37:49,100
We don't have a basement.

1173
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,380
I'm under the basement.

1174
00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:53,700
He's so sure.

1175
00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:54,820
Did a psychic tell you

1176
00:37:54,820 --> 00:37:56,620
you were gonna be buried in a basement?

1177
00:37:56,620 --> 00:37:58,940
Yeah, I had a dream last night.

1178
00:37:58,940 --> 00:38:00,940
Oh, let's get on that.

1179
00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:03,260
It's like, Taylor and your fucking dreams.

1180
00:38:03,260 --> 00:38:05,980
Dream Drew is a fucking dick.

1181
00:38:05,980 --> 00:38:08,180
All right, I know there's not a single man

1182
00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:09,580
listening to this podcast.

1183
00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:10,620
How do you know that?

1184
00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:11,580
Oh God.

1185
00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:12,420
All right.

1186
00:38:13,740 --> 00:38:14,660
I'm not gonna amend it.

1187
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:16,180
There's no man listening to this.

1188
00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:20,260
Hey, I have men followers, thank you very much.

1189
00:38:20,260 --> 00:38:22,780
I'm sorry to all of the men that listen to this.

1190
00:38:22,780 --> 00:38:26,100
My douchebag boyfriend doesn't respect you.

1191
00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:30,940
Well, if there is, I hope you guys can appreciate

1192
00:38:30,940 --> 00:38:32,060
what I'm about to say,

1193
00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:36,260
which is you are not guilty

1194
00:38:36,260 --> 00:38:38,460
for what the dream version of you does.

1195
00:38:38,460 --> 00:38:39,700
All right?

1196
00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:41,180
Don't let them play you like that.

1197
00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:43,380
I've never once gotten mad at you.

1198
00:38:43,380 --> 00:38:45,820
I just get sad because of what Dream Drew does.

1199
00:38:45,820 --> 00:38:47,100
Yeah, and then you tell me,

1200
00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:47,940
and it's like, what am I supposed to do?

1201
00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:49,060
Well, what do you want me to do?

1202
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:50,820
Just mope around and have you not know why

1203
00:38:50,820 --> 00:38:52,620
and have you think that I'm mad at you for something?

1204
00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:54,740
Keep it inside, just like I do.

1205
00:38:54,740 --> 00:38:55,620
Just hold it inside.

1206
00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:58,220
I do that and then my hair falls out.

1207
00:38:58,220 --> 00:38:59,700
Trust me, I'm speaking from experience

1208
00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:00,540
and I don't wanna do that.

1209
00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:01,380
I'm medicated enough, isn't it?

1210
00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:02,220
I don't know, that's true.

1211
00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:04,500
I don't have those dreams, so like,

1212
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,060
I don't think I've ever, I've never had a dream.

1213
00:39:06,060 --> 00:39:08,300
Yeah, Dream Drew likes to like break up with me

1214
00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:10,900
and then fuck other girls right in front of me and shit.

1215
00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:12,560
And like, he's really mean.

1216
00:39:13,860 --> 00:39:14,740
That's crazy.

1217
00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:16,580
But like, you are not that guy.

1218
00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:18,020
So like, it's so weird.

1219
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:19,900
It doesn't make sense.

1220
00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:22,660
My subconscious really wants you to be an asshole.

1221
00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:26,380
It's not happening, I don't say.

1222
00:39:26,380 --> 00:39:29,220
Like, I don't have those dreams, so I can't,

1223
00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:32,300
I don't get, like, if I had one of those,

1224
00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:33,380
it would fuck me up.

1225
00:39:33,380 --> 00:39:36,060
The funny thing is, my mom has the same kinds of dreams

1226
00:39:36,060 --> 00:39:40,340
about my stepdad, so both Dream Drew and Dream Jimmy

1227
00:39:40,340 --> 00:39:42,300
are like friends because they're assholes

1228
00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:43,780
and they're both jerks and they both like

1229
00:39:43,780 --> 00:39:44,980
to cheat on their women.

1230
00:39:44,980 --> 00:39:46,580
Dude, wow.

1231
00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:48,620
Me and Jimmy are friends in real life, too.

1232
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:50,020
You guys are best friends

1233
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:51,900
and you would never cheat on your women.

1234
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:52,740
No.

1235
00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:53,840
Literally never, like you would rather

1236
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,060
take a bullet to the eye.

1237
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,780
But that's, you guys, that's what's funny.

1238
00:39:56,780 --> 00:39:59,540
It's like a shared, what's the word I wanna say?

1239
00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:00,460
Shared suffering.

1240
00:40:00,460 --> 00:40:01,980
Psychopathy.

1241
00:40:01,980 --> 00:40:03,780
What's, what?

1242
00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:05,300
What's psychopathy?

1243
00:40:08,260 --> 00:40:09,380
Pause, I'm not sure.

1244
00:40:09,380 --> 00:40:11,820
Ah, you used a word that you didn't know.

1245
00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:15,300
Ah, what, you trying to impress people?

1246
00:40:16,260 --> 00:40:17,660
Now we have to look it up.

1247
00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:19,620
Hang on, I'm looking it up right now.

1248
00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:25,340
Psychopathy.

1249
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,700
I know how to spell.

1250
00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:29,860
Psychopathy is a mental health condition

1251
00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:33,500
characterized by persistent antisocial behavior,

1252
00:40:35,420 --> 00:40:37,380
impaired empathy and remorse,

1253
00:40:37,380 --> 00:40:40,980
and bold disinhibited and egotistic traits.

1254
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:41,820
Yeah, baby!

1255
00:40:41,820 --> 00:40:44,180
Different concepts of psychopathy

1256
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:45,500
have been used throughout history

1257
00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:48,220
that are only partly overlapping

1258
00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:50,180
and may sometimes be contradictory.

1259
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:54,220
Symptoms.

1260
00:40:54,220 --> 00:40:55,660
Literally you.

1261
00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:58,260
Boldness, superficial charm.

1262
00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:05,460
Those are the first two.

1263
00:41:10,460 --> 00:41:13,300
And then it goes into pathological lying,

1264
00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:15,460
lack of empathy, which is something

1265
00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:17,620
I've accused you of having.

1266
00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:23,140
Inclination to violence and psychological manipulation.

1267
00:41:23,140 --> 00:41:25,580
I have been recording this whole time, Drew.

1268
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:30,340
He's rolling on the floor laughing right now.

1269
00:41:30,340 --> 00:41:32,020
Half of these words.

1270
00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:38,820
So Drew might need some psychological help.

1271
00:41:41,340 --> 00:41:44,180
Risk factors, family history,

1272
00:41:44,180 --> 00:41:46,300
parental neglect or abuse,

1273
00:41:47,740 --> 00:41:51,740
psychological manipulation of the affected child.

1274
00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:53,660
Did your dad fuck with your head, Drew?

1275
00:41:53,660 --> 00:41:54,660
He was in the military.

1276
00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:55,980
He fucked with your head, Drew.

1277
00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:57,580
He was in the military.

1278
00:41:57,580 --> 00:41:59,300
He gave you that government fuck.

1279
00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:00,140
Get the fuck out.

1280
00:42:00,140 --> 00:42:02,700
Get the fuck out of there.

1281
00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:04,140
Oh my God, treatments.

1282
00:42:04,140 --> 00:42:06,340
Very few accepted treatments.

1283
00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:10,340
I won't go to the therapist.

1284
00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:12,660
The use of psychotherapy is accepted,

1285
00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:14,140
though benefits are weak.

1286
00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:16,460
There is no cure for your fucked up-ness.

1287
00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:21,180
Were you supposed to be talking about you?

1288
00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:23,060
We got into you.

1289
00:42:23,060 --> 00:42:23,900
Damn.

1290
00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:26,700
Drew, you're a monster.

1291
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:28,420
But I used the word correctly.

1292
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:29,300
You did.

1293
00:42:29,300 --> 00:42:31,500
Okay, now say what you were gonna say.

1294
00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:35,380
You and your mom, I like both of you a lot.

1295
00:42:35,380 --> 00:42:36,300
But?

1296
00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:37,700
No, there's no but.

1297
00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:41,420
You guys are awesome and always have been to me

1298
00:42:41,420 --> 00:42:42,660
and other people.

1299
00:42:45,820 --> 00:42:47,380
What the fuck?

1300
00:42:47,380 --> 00:42:48,940
I don't remember what we were talking about.

1301
00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:50,140
I don't either.

1302
00:42:50,140 --> 00:42:50,980
Yeah, we got into this thing.

1303
00:42:50,980 --> 00:42:53,740
You were like, I don't wanna sound,

1304
00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:55,100
I don't wanna just go,

1305
00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:56,980
you said something about psychopathy

1306
00:42:56,980 --> 00:42:58,380
and then I was like, what's that mean?

1307
00:42:58,380 --> 00:42:59,820
We got to fucking rewind

1308
00:42:59,820 --> 00:43:02,860
because we got into me and I got totally distracted.

1309
00:43:02,860 --> 00:43:04,620
Well, it doesn't matter.

1310
00:43:05,940 --> 00:43:09,220
Yeah, you and your mom being totally cool

1311
00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:11,900
and me respecting you as women.

1312
00:43:11,900 --> 00:43:12,740
But.

1313
00:43:19,460 --> 00:43:20,300
I know there's a but.

1314
00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:21,940
I think we were talking about Thanksgiving.

1315
00:43:21,940 --> 00:43:22,780
Yeah.

1316
00:43:22,780 --> 00:43:24,180
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1317
00:43:24,180 --> 00:43:25,020
Yeah, Thanksgiving, yeah.

1318
00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:26,100
Oh my God.

1319
00:43:26,100 --> 00:43:26,940
Yeah, we're back.

1320
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:27,780
We're back people.

1321
00:43:27,780 --> 00:43:29,300
Oh Jesus.

1322
00:43:29,300 --> 00:43:30,820
What about it?

1323
00:43:30,820 --> 00:43:32,140
Oh yeah, that's the first time

1324
00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:34,340
we're gonna spend a holiday thing.

1325
00:43:34,340 --> 00:43:35,500
Together, yeah.

1326
00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:39,660
I'm gonna make a turkey.

1327
00:43:39,660 --> 00:43:41,460
I'm gonna make, oh, I forgot to get the stuff

1328
00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:42,900
for six cup salad.

1329
00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:44,740
I knew I forgot something.

1330
00:43:44,740 --> 00:43:48,380
The good thing is there's three more days until then.

1331
00:43:48,380 --> 00:43:49,220
So I'm sure we'll make it.

1332
00:43:49,220 --> 00:43:51,380
Oh yeah, I'm gonna make mashed potatoes.

1333
00:43:51,380 --> 00:43:53,340
I'm gonna make green beans.

1334
00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:55,020
I got rolls.

1335
00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:57,740
I'm gonna make ambrosia salad.

1336
00:43:59,020 --> 00:44:00,380
I'm gonna do a turkey.

1337
00:44:00,380 --> 00:44:02,540
I'm gonna make pumpkin pie.

1338
00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:04,420
And I am gonna watch her.

1339
00:44:04,420 --> 00:44:06,060
And he's gonna eat everything.

1340
00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:08,300
All of those things.

1341
00:44:08,300 --> 00:44:09,900
For God's sake, I was,

1342
00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:13,300
this is strange for me because I always.

1343
00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:14,140
He goes home.

1344
00:44:14,140 --> 00:44:15,700
Always go home. He's a good boy.

1345
00:44:15,700 --> 00:44:18,980
Yeah, this is like the first time I haven't been to things.

1346
00:44:18,980 --> 00:44:20,140
In like 20 years.

1347
00:44:22,220 --> 00:44:23,260
Close to it, yeah.

1348
00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:24,100
That's crazy.

1349
00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:26,420
Yeah, it's been a long time, but I've always made it home.

1350
00:44:26,420 --> 00:44:28,740
But at this point, I don't know.

1351
00:44:28,740 --> 00:44:30,660
I live so far away.

1352
00:44:30,660 --> 00:44:32,820
I've been driving back anyway for other shit,

1353
00:44:32,820 --> 00:44:34,860
like birthdays and all this stuff.

1354
00:44:34,860 --> 00:44:35,700
You've been doing a lot of driving.

1355
00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:36,540
I'm taking a break.

1356
00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:37,500
I'm taking a break.

1357
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:38,700
It's gonna feel good.

1358
00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:39,540
I was gonna do it.

1359
00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:41,140
Like you'll be guilty, but it's gonna feel good.

1360
00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:42,420
Yeah, it's all gonna be good.

1361
00:44:42,420 --> 00:44:44,860
Cause of the glory of FaceTime.

1362
00:44:44,860 --> 00:44:46,260
Yeah.

1363
00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:47,860
My parents are super old.

1364
00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:50,820
My dad's gonna be 84 this year coming up.

1365
00:44:50,820 --> 00:44:52,860
My mom will be 74.

1366
00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:56,820
But my mom has a smartphone and my brother's going.

1367
00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:59,900
So I'm gonna FaceTime him and all that stuff.

1368
00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:02,620
But yeah, that's the first time I've ever like

1369
00:45:02,620 --> 00:45:05,100
used FaceTime with my parents.

1370
00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:06,820
Like a family member.

1371
00:45:06,820 --> 00:45:10,180
You always see these commercials for Zoom and like FaceTime.

1372
00:45:11,060 --> 00:45:11,900
20 years of it.

1373
00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:15,020
It's the first time I'll ever use it.

1374
00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:15,860
So I don't know.

1375
00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:17,100
It'll be all right.

1376
00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:17,940
It'll be fun.

1377
00:45:17,940 --> 00:45:20,460
We can also FaceTime my parents.

1378
00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:25,460
Not my, not probably not my dad, but we can call my dad.

1379
00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:28,300
I don't think he does the FaceTime.

1380
00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:29,260
He doesn't, yeah.

1381
00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:31,460
He doesn't really like, he's very old fashioned.

1382
00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:32,580
He doesn't really like to text.

1383
00:45:32,580 --> 00:45:33,900
He doesn't really like to FaceTime.

1384
00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:34,940
He likes to call.

1385
00:45:35,860 --> 00:45:36,940
Yeah. Yeah.

1386
00:45:39,220 --> 00:45:40,660
So yeah, turkey dinner.

1387
00:45:40,660 --> 00:45:42,480
It's gonna be num num nums.

1388
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:46,400
I'm gonna make two pumpkin pies.

1389
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:48,840
One for me and.

1390
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,320
One for you.

1391
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,160
Me.

1392
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,880
The good thing about having Thanksgiving at home

1393
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,880
for once is not having to travel.

1394
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:01,720
Well, yeah.

1395
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:03,360
Cause I'm fucking sick of the driving.

1396
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:04,520
I think I already mentioned that.

1397
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:05,960
You did.

1398
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:06,800
What?

1399
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,800
The reason I'm bringing it up is because of the traveling.

1400
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:15,440
We did this weekend and some of the insanity

1401
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:16,600
that happened while we were driving.

1402
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:17,440
Oh my God.

1403
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:19,960
Yes.

1404
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,160
I thought I was gonna get shot.

1405
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,080
Dude, dude.

1406
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:22,920
Okay.

1407
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:26,280
So we're on our way from Des Moines to Omaha

1408
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,240
and we're probably halfway there.

1409
00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:30,980
I don't know where exactly we are,

1410
00:46:30,980 --> 00:46:34,040
but like we're halfway between Omaha and Des Moines

1411
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,520
and I'm in the right lane.

1412
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:38,820
Semi is coming up.

1413
00:46:38,820 --> 00:46:40,120
I'm coming up to them.

1414
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:41,320
So I'm like, you know what?

1415
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,200
It's time to change lanes.

1416
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,080
I look behind me.

1417
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,880
I check my blind spot and everything

1418
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,580
and there's no one there.

1419
00:46:49,580 --> 00:46:53,280
So I proceed to merge into the next lane.

1420
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,800
As soon as I'm in the next lane,

1421
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:59,120
all of a sudden there's a dude on my asshole.

1422
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:03,920
So like, I don't know if he just like was going super fast

1423
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,280
or if he like switched from behind the car

1424
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,120
that was behind me.

1425
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,720
I don't know, but all of a sudden he was on my ass.

1426
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:14,720
So I pass the semi and I get over back into the right lane

1427
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,520
and as he's driving by, he's flipping me off.

1428
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,240
So I flip him off back.

1429
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:22,720
Mind you, he's got a 13 year old son with him.

1430
00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:23,640
I'm guessing 13.

1431
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,800
He looked about like maybe 13, 14 years old

1432
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,500
in the passenger seat of the car with him.

1433
00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:32,600
So he speeds up, gets in front of me,

1434
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:36,520
cuts in the fucking lane, like tries to cut me off and shit.

1435
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,480
So I'm like, okay, well, I'll try to get around

1436
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,520
and then so I get in the right lane, he cuts me off again.

1437
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,640
So I get back over, I mean the left lane.

1438
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,080
I get back over into the right lane

1439
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,140
and he tries to cut me off again,

1440
00:47:49,140 --> 00:47:50,620
but there's an exit coming up.

1441
00:47:50,620 --> 00:47:52,480
So I just take the exit.

1442
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:56,240
He went from the far left lane, cut off a truck

1443
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,280
and went all the way to the far right lane

1444
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:03,280
just to take this exit with me, ended up in front of me

1445
00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:05,920
and the exit ended up forking off.

1446
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,440
There was one road that went to the left

1447
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,680
and one road that went to the right.

1448
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,480
So I stayed in the right turn lane.

1449
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,360
He was in front of me, so he saw that I was gonna turn right

1450
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,320
and he ended up going around the fork.

1451
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:16,840
Once he went around that bend,

1452
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,280
I went into the left lane and I went to the left

1453
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,280
and we made sure he didn't follow us.

1454
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:22,760
But like basically we lost him.

1455
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:27,360
But he literally was trying to run me off the road and fight.

1456
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,880
I maintain he was still late to soccer practice.

1457
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,440
I think that's what was going on.

1458
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,440
But like the fact that he did all of that

1459
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:38,440
with his child in the car, what the fuck?

1460
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:41,160
They got a soccer practice to get to.

1461
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:42,000
I don't know.

1462
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:42,840
God, it was insane.

1463
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,680
It was insane.

1464
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,080
Absolutely nuts.

1465
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:46,760
I thought we were gonna get into a fist fight.

1466
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,520
Yeah, he literally was like, all right.

1467
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,840
Cause Tito was in his lap.

1468
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,080
He's like, all right, get ready to hold the dog.

1469
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,760
I thought he was gonna be throwing hands.

1470
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,520
I should have been like, get your cell phone out.

1471
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,160
I wasn't even thinking.

1472
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,760
It was intense.

1473
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,920
Like I was just trying not to get in a car accident

1474
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,320
because he was like, fuck my car, fuck my kid.

1475
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,880
I'm taking this bitch off the road.

1476
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,200
He had a pretty cool car though.

1477
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:09,520
He was driving a Mercedes.

1478
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,560
It was like an E-Class.

1479
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:11,400
It was black.

1480
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:12,760
It was very expensive.

1481
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,120
He's like a rich asshole.

1482
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,520
Definitely a Republican little dick energy.

1483
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:17,640
We should party with him.

1484
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,160
No, no thank you.

1485
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,600
He probably does fentanyl.

1486
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:21,440
Yeah.

1487
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:26,280
Anywho.

1488
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:27,120
It was fun.

1489
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:27,960
It was fun.

1490
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,400
So yeah, Christmas is coming up.

1491
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,000
Oh fuck, Christmas is coming.

1492
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,600
Guys, wait, there's only none of you.

1493
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:35,760
There are men here.

1494
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:37,840
Get on your shit, fellas.

1495
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:38,680
What are you gonna get me?

1496
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:39,760
Don't be caught slipping.

1497
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:40,600
What are you gonna get me?

1498
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:41,440
A tattoo.

1499
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,360
We already talked about it.

1500
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:43,720
She's gonna let me tattoo her.

1501
00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:44,560
It's gonna be sick.

1502
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:45,400
Woo!

1503
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,360
I'm gonna do a live TikTok with it.

1504
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:48,320
That would be so lit.

1505
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,320
I know, but it's not, I was just kidding.

1506
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,400
I know, but wouldn't it actually be lit?

1507
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,520
Uh.

1508
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,360
I would do it.

1509
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,400
The licenses I would have to get to do that.

1510
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:57,240
No, you wouldn't.

1511
00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:59,680
I've tattooed myself on TikTok at David's house.

1512
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:00,520
Oh shit.

1513
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:01,340
Yeah.

1514
00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:02,180
They're coming.

1515
00:50:02,180 --> 00:50:03,020
You just fucked.

1516
00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:03,860
Oh yeah.

1517
00:50:03,860 --> 00:50:04,680
Yeah.

1518
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:05,520
Yeah.

1519
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:06,760
Coming to get you now.

1520
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,640
I'm gonna tattoo you in my own drunken tattoo.

1521
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:09,480
Yeah.

1522
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,320
Yeah.

1523
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:11,160
Okay.

1524
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,280
And then after Christmas is my birthday.

1525
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,480
Oh boy.

1526
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,200
Well, New Year's is before that.

1527
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,280
But my birthday is more important than New Year's.

1528
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,200
That's true, but New Year's is still pretty cool.

1529
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,200
It is, but we don't have anybody to,

1530
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,160
I guess we could celebrate with Rachel and her boyfriend.

1531
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:27,560
We don't normally, here we don't have anybody.

1532
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:28,680
That should show up at the bar.

1533
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:29,640
That would be fun on New Year's.

1534
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,480
Dude, because in Cedar Rapids,

1535
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,840
I would always have, the past two years,

1536
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,080
well not last year, but the year before,

1537
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,160
two years before last year.

1538
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:43,160
So like four years ago?

1539
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,480
How many years ago is that?

1540
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:46,920
Three or four years ago.

1541
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:47,760
Oh, there we go.

1542
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,280
Yeah, three and four years ago,

1543
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,080
I would throw a New Year's party.

1544
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,080
It wasn't anything huge.

1545
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,040
Just some of my closest friends came over

1546
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:57,680
and the last one that we did was like Met Gala themed.

1547
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,760
So everybody dressed up in like these super cool dresses

1548
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,640
and it was honestly a lot of fun.

1549
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,320
It was a lot of fun.

1550
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:07,160
I got hammered.

1551
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,080
We all did, we got lit.

1552
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:09,920
In your little.

1553
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,640
And then there was a huge fucking snowstorm that night

1554
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,240
and Patrick ordered an Uber the next morning

1555
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:16,760
and they couldn't get up the hill.

1556
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:20,520
So he had to walk down my giant driveway

1557
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:24,720
in six inch stilettos in snow to get to his Uber.

1558
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:27,480
Kiki just jumped onto Drew's shoulders.

1559
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:28,320
She likes me.

1560
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:29,400
It's really cute.

1561
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:30,960
I need to cut her nails.

1562
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,520
Oh, she's rubbing all over him.

1563
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,360
She's scratching the shit out of him.

1564
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,200
She's having a good time.

1565
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,440
Oh, she missed him.

1566
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:40,280
New Year's up.

1567
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:41,120
Twa, twa.

1568
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,480
Whoever thought we were gonna make it to 2024?

1569
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:46,480
God.

1570
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:48,080
Whoever thought we'd make it this far?

1571
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,720
12 years after the world was supposed to end.

1572
00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:55,720
I'm like, but 2023 was supposed to be the year it all ended.

1573
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,480
Everybody was like, oh, this is it.

1574
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,640
This is the year it all happens.

1575
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,440
Next year is the year.

1576
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,280
It feels like it.

1577
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:04,240
Next year.

1578
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:06,080
Dude, the world is crazy right now.

1579
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,120
Got an election coming up.

1580
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:12,080
All I am saying is the people in Palestine

1581
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,520
deserve human rights.

1582
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,560
Oh shit, don't even.

1583
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,680
What do you mean don't even?

1584
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,440
I'm not gonna use my privilege and just bury my nose

1585
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,160
and not talk about it.

1586
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:23,240
Sweet.

1587
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:24,720
Like, it's a big deal

1588
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:26,820
and people need to educate themselves.

1589
00:52:26,820 --> 00:52:29,640
Our government is lying to us and using our money

1590
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,160
to fund a literal genocide and it's not okay.

1591
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:33,440
Yeah.

1592
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:34,680
That's been going on for a long time.

1593
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,400
Let's get into the conspiracy theory shit.

1594
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,960
Well, we got another what, 15, 20 minutes to fill, right?

1595
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,000
I like how you just brush it off like it's nothing.

1596
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,540
Like, we're literally lucky to be sitting here

1597
00:52:45,540 --> 00:52:47,600
in our living room recording this podcast,

1598
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:51,080
drinking our beer, you know, loving our pet,

1599
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,480
watching our TV with our internet and our power.

1600
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:55,320
I agree.

1601
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:59,240
And there are, I think, 40 patients

1602
00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:00,920
in the ICU that just died today

1603
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,400
because they don't have power at the hospital

1604
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,680
because they have been bombed.

1605
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:06,840
Oh, over there.

1606
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,400
Yeah, over there in the Palestine.

1607
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,380
As fucked up as this is to say.

1608
00:53:13,380 --> 00:53:14,780
Oh God, don't say it.

1609
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:19,280
The United States has been doing crazy shit

1610
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,840
in foreign countries for a long time.

1611
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,960
I'm aware of that, like what they're doing in Congo

1612
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,120
and all that shit, yeah, I know, I get it.

1613
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,360
Doesn't mean it's not like,

1614
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,960
it doesn't mean you should just like accept it.

1615
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:31,240
Like, it's a problem.

1616
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:32,320
I understand.

1617
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,880
So, I have a small platform

1618
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,920
and I'm gonna use it to talk about it.

1619
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:37,760
All right.

1620
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:38,580
Yeah.

1621
00:53:38,580 --> 00:53:39,420
I agree.

1622
00:53:39,420 --> 00:53:40,260
Cool.

1623
00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:41,100
People in Palestine deserve human rights.

1624
00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:43,200
Let's talk, I agree, let's talk about it.

1625
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:44,520
I just wanted to say that,

1626
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,620
like if there's not a whole lot that I can do,

1627
00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:49,880
but I just want to express my feelings

1628
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,520
and let them know that I don't support

1629
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:53,760
what our government is doing

1630
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:55,920
and I don't agree with what they're saying.

1631
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,820
I don't even, are they fucking,

1632
00:53:58,820 --> 00:54:00,580
I don't even know what the government's saying.

1633
00:54:00,580 --> 00:54:02,980
They're like basically sucking Israel's dick.

1634
00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:04,860
Yeah, well.

1635
00:54:04,860 --> 00:54:05,900
And now that they're seeing

1636
00:54:05,900 --> 00:54:08,220
that half of America is pro-Palestine,

1637
00:54:08,220 --> 00:54:10,860
they're like, oh my God, we had no idea

1638
00:54:10,860 --> 00:54:12,500
Israel was doing these things

1639
00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:16,420
that we were giving them money for, oh my God.

1640
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:17,740
It's just like too little, too late,

1641
00:54:17,740 --> 00:54:20,340
you can't backtrack now, motherfuckers.

1642
00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:24,540
I don't, I'm not educated enough to really say anything,

1643
00:54:24,540 --> 00:54:28,020
but I have noticed that there's been a lot of protests

1644
00:54:28,020 --> 00:54:29,100
and demonstrations across the country.

1645
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:31,380
Around the entire world.

1646
00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:32,380
Yeah, that's crazy.

1647
00:54:32,380 --> 00:54:35,980
The biggest protest in history just took place.

1648
00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:38,180
I forget what country it is,

1649
00:54:38,180 --> 00:54:40,820
but there was like almost a million people.

1650
00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:45,820
Well, I saw it just today, so this is Sunday the 19th?

1651
00:54:45,820 --> 00:54:46,840
Yeah. Okay.

1652
00:54:48,180 --> 00:54:50,580
Like Chicago, and this probably happened yesterday,

1653
00:54:50,580 --> 00:54:52,720
like I'm a day behind the news cycle here,

1654
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:57,720
but Chicago, DC, like lots of major cities

1655
00:54:58,140 --> 00:54:59,100
here in the United States.

1656
00:54:59,100 --> 00:55:03,700
So like, again, I don't know enough to say anything,

1657
00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:08,380
but yeah, to see kind of some people,

1658
00:55:08,380 --> 00:55:09,740
I don't wanna say come out of the woodwork,

1659
00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:13,540
but like this issue coming to the forefront

1660
00:55:13,540 --> 00:55:16,000
and other people coming to the forefront

1661
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,180
to see how important it is

1662
00:55:18,180 --> 00:55:21,980
and how many people are affected by it is, it is kind of.

1663
00:55:21,980 --> 00:55:23,820
We need a ceasefire.

1664
00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:26,780
Yeah, I think they've agreed to a five day ceasefire.

1665
00:55:26,780 --> 00:55:29,900
A five day ceasefire is not a ceasefire, sorry.

1666
00:55:29,900 --> 00:55:32,620
I don't know, but it seems like a step forward.

1667
00:55:32,620 --> 00:55:36,420
I agree with that, but yeah, it's also like,

1668
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:38,060
why did you wait this long?

1669
00:55:39,220 --> 00:55:43,780
Like, it's crazy.

1670
00:55:43,780 --> 00:55:46,760
And it's still like, that's just in Palestine.

1671
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,300
What about all of the other countries

1672
00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:50,900
where the same, if not worse, things are happening?

1673
00:55:50,900 --> 00:55:52,980
Like Congo, for example,

1674
00:55:52,980 --> 00:55:56,520
just so we can use a fucking iPhone or drive a Tesla.

1675
00:55:57,980 --> 00:56:02,120
Yeah, yeah, we're a very privileged nation.

1676
00:56:03,300 --> 00:56:04,600
The other thing I like.

1677
00:56:06,060 --> 00:56:06,900
Oh God.

1678
00:56:08,220 --> 00:56:09,060
Sorry.

1679
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:14,840
Is when we talk about all of this, I'm about to ask you,

1680
00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:19,300
what do you really want for Christmas?

1681
00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:20,720
Oh my God.

1682
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:23,780
I like, I don't even care, to be honest.

1683
00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:25,580
I'm about ready to boycott Christmas

1684
00:56:25,580 --> 00:56:29,580
because I cannot bring myself to sit here

1685
00:56:29,580 --> 00:56:31,400
and think about something that I want

1686
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:36,400
while I just saw a video that was so horrific

1687
00:56:36,540 --> 00:56:38,820
that I almost threw up

1688
00:56:38,820 --> 00:56:42,160
involving what's going on in Palestine.

1689
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:44,740
I can't, like that's happening right now.

1690
00:56:44,740 --> 00:56:47,880
And you expect me to go fucking contribute to capitalism?

1691
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:49,860
No, I'm not gonna make myself go broke

1692
00:56:49,860 --> 00:56:52,020
for people that I don't even fucking like.

1693
00:56:52,020 --> 00:56:54,140
Like half of them, you know what I mean?

1694
00:56:54,140 --> 00:56:57,040
Like, I don't know.

1695
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:00,420
I just really fucking hate where the world is

1696
00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:02,800
and I'm really disappointed in my country.

1697
00:57:05,460 --> 00:57:06,300
I shouldn't say that.

1698
00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:08,300
I'm really disappointed in my government.

1699
00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:10,840
Yeah, America is awesome.

1700
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:11,680
The government.

1701
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,060
Politicians suck.

1702
00:57:13,060 --> 00:57:14,700
Viva la revolution.

1703
00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:15,540
Yeah.

1704
00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:20,540
Anyway, we should not end on a sad note.

1705
00:57:21,340 --> 00:57:23,660
Let's talk about something else for 10 minutes.

1706
00:57:23,660 --> 00:57:26,540
Well, what should I do for my birthday?

1707
00:57:26,540 --> 00:57:28,380
Yeah, that's a good one.

1708
00:57:28,380 --> 00:57:29,940
My birthday's in January.

1709
00:57:29,940 --> 00:57:30,780
Taylor's next.

1710
00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:34,700
It's my 33rd birthday and according to numerology,

1711
00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:37,700
on either my 33rd or my 36th birthday,

1712
00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:40,780
something like life-changing is supposed to happen to me.

1713
00:57:40,780 --> 00:57:42,980
I hope it's this birthday.

1714
00:57:42,980 --> 00:57:43,880
That would be pretty sick.

1715
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:46,540
And with everything going on with this warhead shit.

1716
00:57:46,540 --> 00:57:48,700
Where do you want to be on your birthday?

1717
00:57:49,620 --> 00:57:51,580
It's like, that's the one thing I think about.

1718
00:57:51,580 --> 00:57:54,500
Unrealistically, I would love to go to Vegas

1719
00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:55,820
for my birthday.

1720
00:57:55,820 --> 00:57:57,340
I know that's not realistic.

1721
00:57:57,340 --> 00:57:59,000
Like I know that's not gonna happen.

1722
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,180
I cannot afford it.

1723
00:58:00,180 --> 00:58:01,600
I know you probably can't afford it.

1724
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,540
Like that's so short notice.

1725
00:58:03,540 --> 00:58:04,380
Did you say I can't afford it?

1726
00:58:04,380 --> 00:58:05,480
I said probably.

1727
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:06,820
I didn't say definitively.

1728
00:58:06,820 --> 00:58:07,880
I said you probably,

1729
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:09,660
can you afford a trip to Vegas right now?

1730
00:58:09,660 --> 00:58:10,980
Yeah.

1731
00:58:10,980 --> 00:58:15,460
I just had to spend $250 on a dog to sleep in a hotel room.

1732
00:58:15,460 --> 00:58:18,700
Big baller in our king suite.

1733
00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:20,100
It was my fault though.

1734
00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:21,300
I was so salty.

1735
00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:22,140
Let's talk about, hold on.

1736
00:58:22,140 --> 00:58:23,740
Let me talk about something.

1737
00:58:23,740 --> 00:58:25,060
When we went to Dubuque,

1738
00:58:25,060 --> 00:58:27,580
we stayed at the same hotel chain

1739
00:58:27,580 --> 00:58:28,900
that we stayed at in Omaha.

1740
00:58:28,900 --> 00:58:29,780
That's all I'll say.

1741
00:58:29,780 --> 00:58:31,060
And I'll let you say the rest.

1742
00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:33,380
Yeah, no, it was my bad.

1743
00:58:33,380 --> 00:58:36,020
So, you know, I book a lot of hotel rooms.

1744
00:58:36,020 --> 00:58:36,980
He travels a lot.

1745
00:58:36,980 --> 00:58:38,260
Because of work and stuff,

1746
00:58:38,260 --> 00:58:40,180
but also our personal life.

1747
00:58:40,180 --> 00:58:43,300
And maybe I should blame your mom.

1748
00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:44,460
So we had this trip to Omaha.

1749
00:58:44,460 --> 00:58:46,300
Yeah, we stayed at the same hotel with the zoom.

1750
00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:47,140
And she sent me like,

1751
00:58:47,140 --> 00:58:48,420
this is where we're gonna stay.

1752
00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:50,380
Cause she travels a lot for her work.

1753
00:58:50,380 --> 00:58:51,500
And like we're-

1754
00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:52,500
They both had points.

1755
00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:54,700
We're IHG members and yada yada.

1756
00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:57,740
But so she sent me the link and I looked at it

1757
00:58:57,740 --> 00:59:01,860
and I apparently didn't pay attention to the fact that-

1758
00:59:01,860 --> 00:59:02,700
It doesn't allow pets.

1759
00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:04,840
Dogs are not allowed unless they're service animals.

1760
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,820
And Tito is not a service animal.

1761
00:59:06,820 --> 00:59:10,500
So it's a $250 fee.

1762
00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:11,860
Well, I didn't know that.

1763
00:59:11,860 --> 00:59:15,780
The last time we stayed at one of these hotels,

1764
00:59:15,780 --> 00:59:16,620
it was $40.

1765
00:59:16,620 --> 00:59:17,580
Yeah, $40 fee.

1766
00:59:17,580 --> 00:59:18,420
That was it.

1767
00:59:18,420 --> 00:59:19,820
But it was a different state.

1768
00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:20,660
So-

1769
00:59:20,660 --> 00:59:22,260
Yeah, we went to check in and I was like,

1770
00:59:22,260 --> 00:59:24,340
oh yeah, by the way, I got a dog.

1771
00:59:24,340 --> 00:59:25,860
And he just looks at me like,

1772
00:59:25,860 --> 00:59:27,140
oh, we don't allow dogs.

1773
00:59:27,140 --> 00:59:28,260
And I had a moment of panic.

1774
00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:29,660
You should have just not said anything.

1775
00:59:29,660 --> 00:59:30,500
I know.

1776
00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:31,460
I didn't know that though.

1777
00:59:31,460 --> 00:59:33,260
Like we might've gotten away with it.

1778
00:59:33,260 --> 00:59:35,060
Cause he didn't even bark.

1779
00:59:35,060 --> 00:59:36,740
No, he's a good boy.

1780
00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:37,580
He's a good boy.

1781
00:59:37,580 --> 00:59:39,940
He's so much better at hotels than he is at home.

1782
00:59:39,940 --> 00:59:42,380
When he's at home, he's a fucking asshole.

1783
00:59:42,380 --> 00:59:43,220
Cause he's terrified.

1784
00:59:43,220 --> 00:59:44,380
He's shaking the whole time.

1785
00:59:44,380 --> 00:59:46,220
That's, yeah, it's a new place.

1786
00:59:46,220 --> 00:59:47,060
Yeah.

1787
00:59:47,060 --> 00:59:49,220
So anyway, yeah, I was like, fuck.

1788
00:59:49,220 --> 00:59:52,340
So I had to just eat that $250 charge,

1789
00:59:52,340 --> 00:59:53,180
but it was worth it.

1790
00:59:53,180 --> 00:59:55,860
So you can afford a trip to Vegas for my birthday?

1791
00:59:55,860 --> 00:59:57,460
Is that where the story was going?

1792
00:59:57,460 --> 00:59:59,500
That's where you started talking about that.

1793
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:01,100
That's why you started talking about it.

1794
01:00:01,100 --> 01:00:02,900
Cause I asked if you could afford a trip to Vegas

1795
01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:05,420
and you're like, yeah, I could just afford $250 for our dog.

1796
01:00:05,420 --> 01:00:07,540
I can afford a trip to Vegas.

1797
01:00:07,540 --> 01:00:09,020
But you do realize the trip to Vegas

1798
01:00:09,020 --> 01:00:10,780
is more than $250, right?

1799
01:00:11,940 --> 01:00:12,780
Trust me.

1800
01:00:14,260 --> 01:00:16,820
I know we've been to Vegas before.

1801
01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:20,140
It was fun, but it was a shit show.

1802
01:00:20,140 --> 01:00:22,420
Because it was during like when like COVID

1803
01:00:22,420 --> 01:00:23,700
was still kind of relevant.

1804
01:00:23,700 --> 01:00:26,100
So like our flights, the flights were fucked up.

1805
01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:27,580
Yeah. The airports were fucked.

1806
01:00:27,580 --> 01:00:29,220
Once we got there, it was fun.

1807
01:00:29,220 --> 01:00:30,060
Amazing.

1808
01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:31,220
Yeah. Once we got there.

1809
01:00:31,220 --> 01:00:33,580
And then we had to go home and our flight got canceled.

1810
01:00:33,580 --> 01:00:35,780
Yeah. Oh no. Yeah.

1811
01:00:35,780 --> 01:00:37,940
We all the flight there got fucking delayed.

1812
01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:39,460
The flight home got canceled.

1813
01:00:39,460 --> 01:00:40,700
Canceled then delayed.

1814
01:00:40,700 --> 01:00:41,700
And then delayed. Yeah.

1815
01:00:41,700 --> 01:00:42,740
That was a mindfuck.

1816
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:45,300
Cause everybody was either getting fired

1817
01:00:45,300 --> 01:00:48,140
for not being vaccinated or going on strike

1818
01:00:48,140 --> 01:00:50,860
for not wanting to be vaccinated or whatever the fuck.

1819
01:00:50,860 --> 01:00:51,700
It was insane.

1820
01:00:51,700 --> 01:00:53,220
So yeah, my birthday.

1821
01:00:55,380 --> 01:00:56,540
I don't know what I want.

1822
01:00:56,540 --> 01:00:58,300
I really, it sucks.

1823
01:00:58,300 --> 01:01:01,580
Every year I get so excited for my birthday

1824
01:01:01,580 --> 01:01:04,740
and I just want to go all out and do this huge party.

1825
01:01:04,740 --> 01:01:09,620
But like, no one ever cares.

1826
01:01:09,620 --> 01:01:11,460
No one ever gives a fuck.

1827
01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:13,700
It's like, oh, it's your birthday. Cool.

1828
01:01:13,700 --> 01:01:15,340
I'll be like, yeah, I'm gonna have a party.

1829
01:01:15,340 --> 01:01:17,420
They'll be like, oh yeah, when?

1830
01:01:17,420 --> 01:01:20,260
And then they'll be like, yeah, I guess I'll come.

1831
01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:21,820
And then they'll call me the day up and be like,

1832
01:01:21,820 --> 01:01:24,580
yeah, sorry, I'm not gonna make it.

1833
01:01:24,580 --> 01:01:25,580
I don't know.

1834
01:01:25,580 --> 01:01:28,380
I do empathize with you even though you don't care.

1835
01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:30,740
Like that's why I go all out for your birthday

1836
01:01:30,740 --> 01:01:32,700
because like nobody's ever done that for me

1837
01:01:32,700 --> 01:01:34,340
and I like making you feel special.

1838
01:01:34,340 --> 01:01:35,980
Nobody's ever done it for me either.

1839
01:01:35,980 --> 01:01:38,180
That's why I like to do it.

1840
01:01:38,180 --> 01:01:39,380
Yeah.

1841
01:01:39,380 --> 01:01:44,380
I mean, giving a fuck about your birthday.

1842
01:01:44,940 --> 01:01:47,100
I mean, I don't know who's listening,

1843
01:01:47,100 --> 01:01:51,620
but I'm impressed with how much you still care

1844
01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:52,460
about your birthday.

1845
01:01:52,460 --> 01:01:54,060
Yeah. I wish I still felt that way.

1846
01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:55,220
I love my birthday.

1847
01:01:55,220 --> 01:01:56,700
I hate that it's in the winter,

1848
01:01:56,700 --> 01:01:58,900
but I love celebrating my birthday.

1849
01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:00,860
I guess I've become, I've had so many,

1850
01:02:00,860 --> 01:02:03,620
maybe it's because I've had so many of your experiences

1851
01:02:03,620 --> 01:02:06,180
that like my birthday doesn't mean shit to me anymore.

1852
01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:08,180
Like I'm just like, eh, it's another day.

1853
01:02:09,260 --> 01:02:11,100
I don't wanna get to that point.

1854
01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:13,860
I don't, I always wanna like celebrating my birthday.

1855
01:02:13,860 --> 01:02:14,700
Yeah.

1856
01:02:14,700 --> 01:02:17,220
This birthday for me, this last one, this year.

1857
01:02:17,220 --> 01:02:19,540
It's 40, the big four zero coming up.

1858
01:02:19,540 --> 01:02:21,700
It's coming up, but this year

1859
01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:24,740
was the first time I've ever taken my birthday off of work.

1860
01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:26,380
And we had a great fucking time.

1861
01:02:26,380 --> 01:02:27,620
Yeah, we had a great weekend.

1862
01:02:27,620 --> 01:02:28,460
That was awesome, yeah.

1863
01:02:28,460 --> 01:02:31,260
Went to the Charity Hotel in downtown Des Moines.

1864
01:02:31,260 --> 01:02:33,780
We absolutely loved that place.

1865
01:02:33,780 --> 01:02:36,840
They have an amazing restaurant.

1866
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:41,220
Oh God, maybe we'll go there for my birthday.

1867
01:02:41,220 --> 01:02:42,060
I don't know.

1868
01:02:42,060 --> 01:02:43,980
It's usually a good time.

1869
01:02:44,820 --> 01:02:45,660
Yeah, I don't know.

1870
01:02:45,660 --> 01:02:46,940
Maybe do something in Omaha again.

1871
01:02:46,940 --> 01:02:47,780
I don't know.

1872
01:02:48,940 --> 01:02:50,580
We went to Omaha for my birthday,

1873
01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:52,620
this last one, to go see my dad.

1874
01:02:53,980 --> 01:02:56,180
Walked around the old market.

1875
01:02:56,180 --> 01:02:58,380
Went to Spaghetti Works.

1876
01:02:58,380 --> 01:02:59,340
It was good.

1877
01:03:00,940 --> 01:03:01,900
Yeah, I don't know.

1878
01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:03,900
Anytime I think about what I wanna do for my birthday,

1879
01:03:03,900 --> 01:03:06,460
I just get depressed because nobody's gonna wanna celebrate

1880
01:03:06,460 --> 01:03:07,460
it except for like you,

1881
01:03:07,460 --> 01:03:09,820
which I'm not saying that's a bad thing.

1882
01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:13,980
I just like wish there were more people that cared, you know?

1883
01:03:13,980 --> 01:03:16,100
I don't even care about my birthday.

1884
01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:17,900
My 40th birthday is coming up.

1885
01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:19,580
I gotta figure out what the fuck I'm gonna do.

1886
01:03:19,580 --> 01:03:20,780
Well, you wanna go to Burlington.

1887
01:03:20,780 --> 01:03:22,020
We already know that much.

1888
01:03:22,020 --> 01:03:22,860
I don't know.

1889
01:03:22,860 --> 01:03:23,860
I kinda do though.

1890
01:03:25,860 --> 01:03:26,700
I don't know.

1891
01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:27,540
Yeah.

1892
01:03:27,540 --> 01:03:29,620
Let's go skiing.

1893
01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:31,540
I've never been skiing.

1894
01:03:31,540 --> 01:03:32,660
Let's go to Dubuque.

1895
01:03:32,660 --> 01:03:33,500
Let's go ski.

1896
01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:35,300
Oh my God.

1897
01:03:35,300 --> 01:03:36,820
That little snow bunny.

1898
01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:40,300
Can I get one of the really cute like puppy ones?

1899
01:03:40,300 --> 01:03:41,140
Let's go to Chalet.

1900
01:03:41,140 --> 01:03:41,980
Let's go to Chalet.

1901
01:03:41,980 --> 01:03:44,900
Let's get a hot tub in the room.

1902
01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:46,860
Ooh, one of those like rooms

1903
01:03:46,860 --> 01:03:48,500
where you can like ski out of it.

1904
01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:50,900
Yeah, I like that.

1905
01:03:50,900 --> 01:03:52,540
Let's go to Vale, honey.

1906
01:03:52,540 --> 01:03:54,980
I was gonna say, like Dubuque, Iowa, I don't know.

1907
01:03:54,980 --> 01:03:57,980
Maybe Man-Made Ski Room.

1908
01:03:57,980 --> 01:03:59,620
Sleepy Hollow in Des Moines,

1909
01:03:59,620 --> 01:04:02,140
they do like man-made like fake snow in Chalet.

1910
01:04:02,140 --> 01:04:03,580
Yeah, they got fake snow in Dubuque.

1911
01:04:03,580 --> 01:04:06,060
I don't know about the whole Chalet thing.

1912
01:04:06,060 --> 01:04:06,900
Probably not.

1913
01:04:06,900 --> 01:04:09,660
We could go back to Colorado.

1914
01:04:09,660 --> 01:04:10,500
I've been telling you,

1915
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:11,820
I wanna do another Colorado trip.

1916
01:04:11,820 --> 01:04:12,860
Probably not for, like I said,

1917
01:04:12,860 --> 01:04:15,820
I'm not gonna be able to afford

1918
01:04:15,820 --> 01:04:17,140
a huge trip for my birthday.

1919
01:04:17,140 --> 01:04:18,460
Oh, you never know.

1920
01:04:18,460 --> 01:04:20,060
Warhead money might come in.

1921
01:04:20,060 --> 01:04:21,380
Yeah, you're right.

1922
01:04:21,380 --> 01:04:22,220
You're right.

1923
01:04:22,220 --> 01:04:24,140
Maybe we can go to Jamaica for my birthday.

1924
01:04:24,140 --> 01:04:25,340
I'm gonna go to Jamaica for my birthday.

1925
01:04:25,340 --> 01:04:26,340
Are you sick?

1926
01:04:26,340 --> 01:04:29,620
That would be awesome.

1927
01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:30,460
I don't know.

1928
01:04:30,460 --> 01:04:31,580
We'll think about it.

1929
01:04:31,580 --> 01:04:35,420
Go to my TikTok and comment what I should do

1930
01:04:35,420 --> 01:04:40,420
for my birthday and tag Warheads in a comment on my post.

1931
01:04:40,620 --> 01:04:45,380
Oh goodness.

1932
01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:49,580
So yeah, I don't really have anything else to talk about.

1933
01:04:49,580 --> 01:04:51,500
Can you think of anything?

1934
01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:52,700
Global warming.

1935
01:04:52,700 --> 01:04:54,540
We're not gonna talk about that now.

1936
01:04:54,540 --> 01:04:57,380
We've already discussed one crisis at the moment.

1937
01:04:57,380 --> 01:04:59,300
Genocide is enough for one episode.

1938
01:04:59,300 --> 01:05:00,140
That's true.

1939
01:05:00,140 --> 01:05:00,980
That was pretty heavy.

1940
01:05:00,980 --> 01:05:03,500
Yeah, but it's something that people need to hear.

1941
01:05:05,140 --> 01:05:07,300
Anyways, thanks for listening.

1942
01:05:07,300 --> 01:05:09,260
I'm back, Taylor Talking podcast.

1943
01:05:09,260 --> 01:05:10,100
Woot woot woot.

1944
01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:12,540
Follow me on TikTok.

1945
01:05:12,540 --> 01:05:15,300
Go to taylortalking.com.

1946
01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:16,580
Go buy some Warheads.

1947
01:05:16,580 --> 01:05:18,660
Woo, Warheads.

1948
01:05:18,660 --> 01:05:20,980
All right guys, thanks so much for listening

1949
01:05:20,980 --> 01:05:22,700
and I'll see you next time.

1950
01:05:22,700 --> 01:05:51,540
Okay, bye.