Welcome to the second episode of Ida the Hobbit and the Crystal Queer Deers.
In this episode we'll feature Tyrone going to an audition for Meet Me When the Sun Shines.
Enjoy the episode!
Wake up, you're going to be late!
Did I miss my alarm again?
Oh no!
Yes you did my sweet dear.
Tyrone's mother leaves the room.
Tyrone stumbles around trying to get dressed and getting his stuff ready for the audition.
Tyrone grabs his black case which has his trumpet in it.
He flings it over his shoulder onto his back.
Tyrone runs downstairs yelling goodbye to his mum and jumps on his dark blue moped and
drives off.
Tyrone arrives at the audition hall and parks his moped.
He runs inside and bumps into someone.
Why are you running?
Sorry miss, I thought I was running late for the audition sign up.
Excuse me, I am a hobbit.
Sorry sorry, my bad.
Are you auditioning for the fantastic musical of Meet Me When the Sun Shines?
No, I am one of the judges.
Oh wow, I don't believe it.
I bumped into a judge already.
Yeah, my name is Ida.
If you have any problems throughout your audition, you come and find me.
I'm tired.
Do you know I can get a coffee from around here?
Yes, there's a place called Sunny Side Up across the road.
Tyrone heads across the road to the Sunny Side Up cafe.
He gets a Dearest Deluxe coffee.
Tyrone is very impatient and the moment the Dearest Deluxe is handed to him, he bolts
back to the audition as if not to be late.
He runs inside but doesn't make it all the way without getting into trouble with the
mean judge.
Woah, what were you going?
You split the coffee on my bright white pants.
Actually, it's Dearest Deluxe.
I don't care what it is, just get the hell away from me.
Um, sorry sir, I didn't mean to spill your coffee.
Well you did and now you should feel ashamed of yourself.
Sorry, I won't spill the Dearest Deluxe again.
Oh you better not.
Stop following me you creep.
Sorry.
Tyrone walks towards the backstage area while the mean judge goes to get changed.
After the mean judge changes his pants, he heads over to the judge's table and has to
vent to Ida with what just happened.
You would have never guessed who I rudely bumped into this morning.
Who?
Some random animal, I couldn't describe it.
Well, okay then.
He just spilled the coffee onto me though.
Well, so that's why you had to change.
Yes, now let's get to judging.
Don't worry judge, you look stunning girl.
A few minutes after the mean judge finished venting and ranting about how mad he was,
the auditions are ready to begin.
After five auditions, it's finally Tyrone's moment to shine and audition.
Next please.
Hi, who are you?
My name's Tyrone, I'm 16 and come from Deertopia.
Um, so you can't audition because you look like a girl and this is really an only male
audition.
Be nice to them, they don't deserve that.
Yeah, be nice, they didn't deserve it.
Well, it's not my fault they look like a cleaner.
Watch what you say girl.
Tyrone feeling upset and ashamed runs off the stage and enters an empty room in the
back of the auditorium.
Ida who was appalled by the mean judge's behaviour decides to follow Tyrone and make sure he
is alright.
Hey, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm alright, I'm just sick of people treating me like a disowned dear that everyone
thinks is poor by the way I dress.
Oh no, that's no good.
You should go back out there, I believe in you so much.
We can go on a shopping spree afterwards.
But I have no hope of versing every other guy in there.
You got this man, you'll do awesome.
My parents did tell me not to give up and live up to my mind too.
Noah who is also auditioning is angry at the mistreatment of Tyrone and decides to put
in a complaint with the audition co-ordinator.
Hey, I'm auditioning for Make Me Win the Sunshine and I heard one of the judges being
mean to another auditioner.
Do you know what we can do?
What have they been saying?
They said that one of the people should be a cleaner and that they don't belong on stage
because they're a male dear.
I'll go speak to them now.
Thank you.
While Noah was putting in a complaint with the co-ordinator, Ida has convinced Tyrone
to give it another go and that Ida would have a word with the co-ordinator about what happened.
While walking back to the backstage area, the mean judge spotted Tyrone.
What are you doing back here?
I'm here to re-audition for the musical of Make Me Win the Sunshine.
Well you're not welcome here.
Excuse me, in my office now.
I don't want to go.
Well then you're fired.
Well auditioners, I have a position to replace.
After the mean judge got fired, they continued on with the auditions and Tyrone got to do
his bit uninterrupted.
After the auditions, they had to wait half an hour as the judges and the co-ordinator
discussed the results and allocated the roles.
Finally, the door opens and the co-ordinator comes out.
She tells the group to come to her and she will announce the roles and who got them.
Tyrone hears his name and reacts to the role he got.
Oh my god, I got Neptune.
A little later, Ida walked out of the room where they were meeting.
Tyrone walked up to her to thank her for helping him deal with the mean judge.
Ida then goes to announce that they will be picking a judge for the next stage and if
they hand in their resumes, they can be a judge.
Tyrone looks through his phone and finds a copy of his resume and sends it to Ida.
After ten minutes, Ida calls Tyrone to the meeting room.
I can see Tyrone now.
Yes you can, I'm walking this way.
What makes you different from the other people applying?
What makes me different is that I have this way of telling people what to do, but I'm
not that bossy.
Okay, what happened to your last job?
I've never been employed in my life.
Are you doing this for the money?
I just like to vibe and I'm very musically, as you can see I am Neptune in the musical.
I have an idea and no idea, I don't know who to pick.
Ida has trouble deciding who to pick as they all had something different to offer the judges
table.
After some time, Ida comes out of the meeting room and announces to the group who the new
judges will be.
I want to pick the one that stood out to me most, so I'm picking Tyrone and Noah to join
the judging panel this evening.
I had no idea.
I bet you killed it in there Noah.
I had no idea.
After Tyrone was made the judge and got the part of Neptune in the play, he had to go
out and celebrate and who better to do that with than his co-judge Noah.
They decided to go across the street to the sunny side up cafe.
Hey guys, what can I get for you today?
Can I please have a sunny side up?
What are you having Noah?
So Tyrone, I'll be having the sunny sausage with a side of sody.
Yeah sure, coming out now.
Your food looks delicious and that sunshine in the middle of the sliders looks fire.
Did you get your free parking?
No, we didn't because we were walking.
He's a coupon on us for all...
He's a coupon on...
Oh my gosh, sorry.
One second.
Should we start again?
He's a coupon on us for the sunny side up selection.
Tyrone is asleep in his room when his mum opens the door and he hears Tyrone yelling
in his sleep.
Mumma mum, I got the part.
I think our son's dreaming again Dale.
Why did you wake me?
I was in such a good dream.
Poach with cranberries is on the table and it's getting cold.
Aren't you going to your friend's Gaston's today anyway?
It's Gaston mum.
Thank you for listening to Eye of the Hobbit and the Christa Queer Dears.
We hope you enjoyed Tyrone's journey.
The next episode will feature Bartholomew and his magic yoyo.
We will take you on a ride on his skateboard while dealing with Wren and Ray.
Lastly, Duke Street Community House and Brimbank Youth Services would like to acknowledge that
the podcast was created and recorded on the lands of the Wrenjeri and the Bunarong people
of the Kulin Nation.
We pay our respects to Elders past, present and emerging.
We would also like to acknowledge that land was never ceded and it always was and always
will be our original land.