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You're listening to dubstepindragons, a D&D 5e actual play

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broadcast.

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What?

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What is it this time?

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Knock, knock.

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I don't want to know who's there.

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Who's there?

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I'll play along.

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I eat mop.

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You eat mop.

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I eat mop.

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You eat mop.

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How is this going to bite me in the ass?

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You eat mop who?

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I'm not going to eat your poo.

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Oh my God.

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Good one.

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Gross.

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Hey, Matt.

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Hey, Matt, how about this?

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How about this?

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Let me hit him with an intro.

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I got an idea.

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Go for it.

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Okay, so you're listening to dubstepindragons, a D&D 5e actual play podcast with a cyberpunk

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twist.

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My name is Dan.

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I play Alphonse, and I will not be your game master tonight.

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My name is Matt, and I will be your game master.

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My name is Luke, and I'm playing Ash.

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And my name's Bo.

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I'm playing Norse.

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Previously on Dubstepindragons, Alphonse talked some shit, killed a cash cow, shot some orcs,

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recognized a girl, and mine controlled his way out of a fight.

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Ash drank some shitwine, got thrown from a train, showed everyone his giant sword, got

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knocked the fuck out, and bisected some orcs.

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Norse spent some time in bondage, ran armless through a field, got a bodyguard gig, and

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headbutted an orc using someone else's head, and didn't eat a cryo chamber.

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Didn't eat a cryo chamber.

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What a lack of trying.

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Fucker was heavy.

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A 15 is not going to eat something that heavy.

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Could have yeeted it in tour rotator cup or something.

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You don't have a rotator cup.

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I was about to say nevermind because my arms are metal.

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Sorry I didn't inspire you.

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You should have.

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As a gentleman, we left off with Carbon Cross riding north into the non sunset, and you successfully

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avoided a pretty nasty combat.

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What would you like to do now?

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You're not going to tell us how far he made it, are you?

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No, no I'm not.

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Maybe he died.

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Maybe he made it all the way back to Chicago.

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Probably died.

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He stole my motorcycle.

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He did.

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I didn't mean for that to happen, but it was the first vehicle that popped into my head

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of the ones I listed.

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Ash was looking forward to that.

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Sorry Ash.

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It's okay.

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Forgive me.

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I'll find another one.

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We'll find a way to get to a motorcycle eventually.

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Maybe you'll get one that has one of the sidecars.

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Who in the north can ride sidecars?

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I'll call dibs.

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Even if you don't, you could always go to a mod shop and have a sidecar build.

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There's no reason you can't do that.

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Are there desert mod shops?

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No.

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Or baron mod shops or wasteland.

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I mean you could go talk to the orcs.

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They might be able to fashion you something.

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Maybe would you let me luck check for one?

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For a motorcycle with a sidecar?

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Either that or a mod shop.

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Some random mod shop in the middle of nowhere.

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So the problem is it would be a...

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No, I'm not even going to humor that.

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I was trying to do the mental gymnastics in my head to figure out how that would possibly

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happen.

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I'd seen the gears turning and instantly going to stop.

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And it's just not happening.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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So he's riding off.

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You have a bunch of civilians standing over the hill from you.

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They have no idea what's going on.

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All the orcs have bugged out because they just saw people get smushed.

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People get cut and... or orcs get smushed, get cut in half, get... all sorts of bad things

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happen.

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So they just... they just bolted.

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So since we are in a battle, one thing that I didn't get to do because Norris is a very

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interesting looking fellow.

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I was... I didn't have a chance to actually ask him or have him describe what he looks

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like but it's something out of a horror book.

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Norris, describe your ugly ass.

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So as it stands right now, since you know I ripped a orc's head off and head butted

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another one with it, I'm drenched in blood.

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My arms are very long, metal and girthy.

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And I'm in... since I've been captive for many years, I'm in a just a tattered orange

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jumpsuit.

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Very tall.

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Skinny.

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Very veiny.

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What's his hair look like?

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Green Mohawk.

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Did he choose the green Mohawk?

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Did they like let him cut his own hair?

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Or was that by request or did they do it to him as a joke?

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Well you see, because of the radiation, my hair was kind of patchy anyway and so that's

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just always the way that I had it cut.

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So like the opposite of male patterned baldness?

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Yeah, pretty much.

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Instead of a skull it just grew up a Mohawk.

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I wish I had gone bald that way.

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I was wondering if it was like a prison gang thing to be honest with you.

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I didn't know if...

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Yeah.

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We could have been the green unicorn fairies.

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I don't know.

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Oh, I don't know.

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He was more of a lab rat.

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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It's very lonely in here.

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I wasn't sure what the orange.

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Orange jumpsuits in this decade.

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Yeah.

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Fair enough.

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That's fair.

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He just likes orange.

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Fair enough.

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He likes to make some stand out if he tries to run away.

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No hiding a giant orange jumpsuit.

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Especially without arms.

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I mean, that would have been...

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And I'm barefoot.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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That's a good look.

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So I kind of choose.

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I do need some shoes.

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I need a whole new get up.

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I feel like I'm feeding...

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I ran away!

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Y'all should do this in character.

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Have this conversation in character.

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I feel like we should be playing the game.

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Oh, is it?

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I thought I was...

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Yeah, I was seriously...

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I'm getting a shut up now.

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Yeah.

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Trying to RP here, bud.

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My bad.

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My bad.

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Carry on.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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So if you could help me find some shoes.

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Oh, yeah.

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We could definitely...

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And a whole new get up.

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That would be pretty dandy.

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Well, A, great job being a bodyguard.

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Super appreciate that.

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You're welcome.

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Didn't see you much, but I'm glad I could protect you.

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You know, I was just...

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I was being a piece of shit.

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That's fine.

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I don't judge.

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Yeah.

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It's kind of what I...

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I don't fucking cared about.

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Beautiful.

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Well, I know.

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Let's take a look around.

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Yeah.

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Let's investigate this wrecked train now.

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Give me an investigation check, everybody.

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Let's see what you find.

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Oh, this...

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Mr. DM, that would be a 21.

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Of course.

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Would you roll a three?

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Nine or...

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Oh, I got 15.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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None of those are too bad.

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So with your nine.

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Yeah.

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You find...

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You find some...

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I mean, there's dead bodies everywhere.

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So you could definitely find some shoes.

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I see dead people.

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That's pretty easy.

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Yeah.

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And there's a variety of people here.

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So you could probably find some shoes that fit you properly and maybe.

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Give me a...

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What kind of shoe specifically would you like?

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Mmm.

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Some high-top Chuck Taylor's.

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Ooh, I dig it.

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Give me a DC 10 luck check.

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It's just a flat roll.

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If you get above a 10, you find some.

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Is that a...

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Is that a d20?

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Roll a d...

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Roll a d20 and roll above a 10.

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Why did I roll a 20?

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Oh, oh, fantastic.

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You find pristine.

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Like, basically just fresh out of the box with no blood on them.

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It's pretty amazing.

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You found some that aren't disgusting.

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But you do have to take them off the dead body of a teenager.

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Fuck that kid.

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I'm sorry about that.

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My shoes.

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Oh, that's...

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Wow.

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Fair enough.

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That was really...

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I thought I was going dark and then you went way darker.

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Real dark.

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Look, okay, I'm a barbarian that's barefoot in the desert.

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I need some fucking shoes.

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Hey, Norris, I'm not judging you, man.

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Yeah, hey, don't watch, but I'm taking these shoes from this kid.

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Oh, okay.

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Don't judge.

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I'll look the other way.

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Thank you.

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All is fair.

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Mr. Alphonse, you find...

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So you're currently standing near the fallen NATO soldiers.

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Yes.

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You notice his boots.

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This particular NATO officer is much more kitted out than the others.

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He's got better armor, better guns, just everything is a little bit better.

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And he has these heavy metal boots on.

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Instead of cybernetics, it looks almost like they have propulsion systems built into them.

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Oh.

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And you could pretty easily remove those from him because I don't think he's going to fight

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you for them.

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I would happily take these pair of boots.

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And then as you go around, I imagine you're all going through some of the cases that flew

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out, just in general looking for things to help you get to where you need to go.

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Inside of a few of the cases, you find some that have, you know, people packing like their

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favorite treats, like their favorite snacks for the trip, stuff like that.

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So you find, we'll say about...

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We'll say you find 30 rations.

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Okay.

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And one ration will get one person through one day.

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You can collect bottles of water.

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There would have been plenty on the train.

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They probably would have been scattered all over.

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You could probably even find a pallet of them.

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You already grabbed all the guns out of the train, so you don't have to worry about that.

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When you're in there, you already got the medical supplies.

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You can find some basic like flak vests, stuff like that.

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And then as you're looking around, all the people start coming out from around the hill

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because they can hear that the fighting is no longer going on.

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And they also have a bunch of their own stuff that they've kind of gathered to bring along

272
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,040
the way.

273
00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:13,680
Ash, did you come across anything in your search?

274
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:14,680
Nothing that I have found.

275
00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:18,640
I wasn't really looking for much.

276
00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,360
You do come off as a rich type.

277
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:23,720
Yeah, I mean, the armor and stuff is kind of nice already.

278
00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,920
I was thinking the sword.

279
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:28,600
Is there anything you would like to look for, particularly?

280
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,920
I'm just looking for supplies to get us across.

281
00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,320
That's kind of what I figured.

282
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:38,000
And so you would have been the one, while he's taking the boots off of the NATO soldier

283
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:43,200
and while he's taking the shoes off the teenager.

284
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,600
I'm ignoring it completely.

285
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:52,120
You're going around and gathering up things that are really, really needed.

286
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:55,440
There are two other vehicles there.

287
00:11:55,440 --> 00:12:00,040
So you have the truck and then there were two others that were left behind by the orcs.

288
00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:05,960
They're kind of like a side by side type thing, more of a dune buggy.

289
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:11,520
So they'll only hold a couple of people and maybe some cargo.

290
00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:16,880
One of them has a gun mounted to the back of it.

291
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,840
And the other one just looks like it can hold a passenger.

292
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:24,000
Do we find any extra gas?

293
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:29,120
There's gas in those vehicles.

294
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:32,760
Give me another luck check.

295
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:37,680
The higher you roll, the more gas you find.

296
00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,800
D20.

297
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:43,040
Truck checks are all going to be D20.

298
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:51,040
Nope, that's not it.

299
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,440
I don't think that one is either.

300
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:53,440
I think that's a D12.

301
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,440
How do you not know your D20?

302
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,440
Oh, Jesus, I'm an idiot.

303
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,440
It's the last one.

304
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,320
Literally the most important die.

305
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,720
It was hiding, okay?

306
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,000
It's camouflage.

307
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,480
It's the one with the 20-sided.

308
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,480
16.

309
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,480
It says 20 on that.

310
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,480
I think we figured that out last one.

311
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:14,600
So you find three five-gallon gas tanks.

312
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,600
Perfect.

313
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,720
Or gas cans, excuse me.

314
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,160
Okay, the one with the gun on the back of it.

315
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:30,160
Do we have room to load our AI friend?

316
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,440
She's in the decent half inch.

317
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,280
Yeah, that one wouldn't be big enough.

318
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:37,520
Like I said, these are the size of a side-by-side.

319
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,520
Okay.

320
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,520
So if you were to haul her, you would have to...

321
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,520
I could take the horse's truck that you ran over all that.

322
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:45,840
Yeah, you would have to take the deuce and a half to haul that.

323
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:49,120
And that's where you're going to put a majority of the survivors.

324
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,120
Okay.

325
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,120
Are we traveling with the survivors?

326
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,960
Are we sending them on their way?

327
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,000
How many survivors are there?

328
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,520
So there are...

329
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:58,520
You find...

330
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:02,200
Oh, I have a note on this.

331
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:07,680
You have 24 that are in shape to travel.

332
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,120
There's dead bodies everywhere.

333
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:14,200
So it's a very small portion of the population on this train that survived.

334
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:20,840
But you have 24 survivors, and then you have a bunch of people that are in...

335
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:26,280
You can tell by looking at them, they're not likely to make the trip.

336
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:30,480
Surprisingly enough, I legitimately rolled on this.

337
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,960
Not Heather.

338
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:32,960
Survived.

339
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,120
No way.

340
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,480
That's a tough old lady.

341
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,080
Well, you don't make it to triple digits in 20, 90...

342
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:44,920
I gave her a very high DC, and she...

343
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,880
And I rolled a natural 20.

344
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:51,280
Like, it was DC 19 for her to survive.

345
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,280
She got a 19 or a 20, she survived.

346
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,600
That's one tough bra.

347
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,600
She is unscathed.

348
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,600
She is...

349
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,600
Wow.

350
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,600
Wow.

351
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:04,160
So I'm going to look at Alphonse, and I'm going to say, hey, we should take the old lady.

352
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,640
Norris, I'm 100% with you.

353
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,760
Alphonse is easy to throw out as bait.

354
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,480
Wow, that is so dark.

355
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,240
Wow, you kind of dark there, Alphonse.

356
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:20,200
I was kind of thinking maybe she's got some connections to make it to 100 and something

357
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,200
in 20, 93.

358
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,200
That's true.

359
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,080
A lot of wisdom in those years.

360
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,080
Yeah.

361
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,080
Well, I...

362
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,480
But we can use her as bait.

363
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,480
I'm good with that.

364
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,480
I like bait.

365
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,480
Well, we're going to chase...

366
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,920
Are you guys having this conversation out loud?

367
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,400
Oh, yeah, yeah, we really are.

368
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,400
Yeah, I just wanted to verify.

369
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,440
I mean, they don't look like they can really fight.

370
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,440
Anyone here can fight us off.

371
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,440
I know.

372
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,280
Who's going to speak to them?

373
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,280
Who's going to tell them a plan?

374
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,800
We should probably come up with a plan.

375
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,800
Yeah, we should probably do a plan.

376
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:56,240
I don't think we should take many, but that's just Norris's.

377
00:15:56,240 --> 00:16:01,080
Norris's two cents, because we've got 30 rations.

378
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:06,440
If we take a bunch, then we're responsible for them.

379
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:10,000
Plus we got this thing we loaded and do some half that we're responsible for.

380
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,000
How many miles do we have left to Kansas City?

381
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
You don't know.

382
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,400
Like half a day at least.

383
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,480
Well, and to be honest with you, you think the train company would have insurance for

384
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,480
something like this.

385
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,680
I've got to imagine they're sending someone out here to clean this mess up.

386
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,560
Yeah, they probably knew it was wrecked right away.

387
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,560
Yeah.

388
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,600
So, do we really feel bad for leaving a bunch of people?

389
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:35,240
I mean, we could probably take a couple more just in case you're wondering.

390
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:39,120
We could probably take the worst of the bunch and then the ones that look like they could

391
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,120
survive.

392
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,120
Yeah, give them the guns.

393
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:45,000
I mean, I feel like we all have, I mean, you've seen his arms.

394
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000
You've seen Norris's arms.

395
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,040
Those things are guns themselves.

396
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,960
We can leave the weapons here with them.

397
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,400
So good news for you two.

398
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:57,440
The gun shows free.

399
00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:03,240
The Alphonse gets the chills.

400
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:08,360
I unlocked a new achievement.

401
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,360
New kink.

402
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,360
No, no.

403
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:15,840
So is that the plan?

404
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,440
We're taking the worst one than grandma.

405
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,440
We're hitting the road.

406
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:23,360
Yeah, as long as the worst that doesn't look like they can fight or survive.

407
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,360
Yeah.

408
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,160
I think that's a good plan.

409
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,160
Fair enough.

410
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,080
Women and children minus the one I took the shoes from.

411
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,080
He's not making it.

412
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,080
He's he's Gandhi.

413
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:38,440
Yeah, you're going to roll to see how many you can fit in the douce and a half with the

414
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:42,280
cryo chamber and the rations and stuff like that.

415
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,880
This will be a maximum number.

416
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:47,040
You guys can take as many as you please.

417
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,800
Women and children are they safer with us for safer here.

418
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,720
They'd be safer with us.

419
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:59,600
OK, I think just because we can handle.

420
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,600
This was my first training experience.

421
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:07,080
Ash, I don't really know what the railway system does as far as incidents like this.

422
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:13,440
Usually they send out an insurance agent in either another rail or a bus.

423
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:17,840
Mr. D.M. What's the insurance company now?

424
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:25,320
Do they is it like some weird version of triple B triple B?

425
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:31,160
You know, to be honest with you, I feel like all the corporations would be self-insured.

426
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,160
Self-insured.

427
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:37,120
OK, yeah, I feel like they would mainly come out here just to recover as much of their

428
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:41,880
equipment as possible and and maybe whatever survivors there are.

429
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:45,080
Oh, OK, so survivors should probably be good.

430
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,080
Yeah.

431
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,800
They're not going to just like kill them all and like this didn't happen.

432
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:49,800
No.

433
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:53,000
OK, OK, no, they can use it as a sympathy.

434
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:59,160
OK, yeah, you know, put out there all this tragic attack on our train killed all these

435
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,160
poor people.

436
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:04,400
And I think they'll deal with the bodies.

437
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,400
The dead ones anyways.

438
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,880
I'm not going to deal with it.

439
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,280
No, I ain't dealing with it.

440
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,280
Imagine the stench.

441
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,680
You're not coming with us.

442
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,400
Just piling up in the back of the doosan hat.

443
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,120
I really don't want that weight.

444
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:28,240
How much time do you guys spend searching and and and deliberating before you take off?

445
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,240
Hour.

446
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,240
An hour.

447
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,240
Maybe max.

448
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,240
Maybe.

449
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,240
We need to get on the road.

450
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,240
Right.

451
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,240
We got to get to Kansas.

452
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:41,320
I'll tell you what, it ain't safe here.

453
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:43,600
No.

454
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,600
What was your first clue?

455
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,440
I don't know.

456
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,440
It's not safe just in general out here.

457
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:54,720
Somebody give me a survival check.

458
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:59,120
See if you can figure out where you are.

459
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,480
That won't be me, gentlemen.

460
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:01,480
Ash will not roll that.

461
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,480
You should roll that.

462
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,480
I'm not rolling too long.

463
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,480
Oh, perfect.

464
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:06,480
21.

465
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,480
Yes.

466
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,480
21.

467
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,480
Very nice.

468
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:13,960
So with that, you you're doing the math in your head and you and you've made this

469
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,000
trip a couple of times being a rich kid.

470
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:22,840
You go back and forth, especially with the corporate offices wanting you to show up for

471
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:26,440
you're basically like a like a like a their show dog.

472
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:29,480
They're like, oh, look at the founders son.

473
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:33,120
Oh, he's still with us.

474
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:38,840
And so they invite you up to Chicago to do like press junkets and shit like that.

475
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:44,520
So you would be aware that you're just outside of Quincy.

476
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,020
Quincy.

477
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:50,280
I forgot what state it's in.

478
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,280
Indiana.

479
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,200
Quincy, Illinois.

480
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:58,560
Just about which is right next to the Missouri River or Mississippi River.

481
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,200
Excuse me, which is no more.

482
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200
Right.

483
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,720
I don't know the Mississippi River.

484
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,720
The river is still there.

485
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,640
Just don't eat the fish.

486
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,640
There is any fish.

487
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,880
Oh, there's fish.

488
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,880
I'm just looking Oregon Trail right now.

489
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,280
I'm going to dive.

490
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,520
Dysentery because I can't kill nobody.

491
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:19,520
Dysentery.

492
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:25,080
So you would know that you've you've made it about halfway.

493
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:32,480
You have a pretty decent track to get to Kansas City.

494
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:33,480
All right.

495
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,680
So we have a plan.

496
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,640
Women, children leave who can fight here.

497
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,640
Grandma has to come.

498
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,640
Well, grandma has to come.

499
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,640
That makes sense.

500
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,640
Would you like me to tell everyone or?

501
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,640
Yeah, you seem like the type that.

502
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,640
OK.

503
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,640
OK.

504
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,640
Fantastic.

505
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,640
Pretty charming.

506
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,640
Mr. Mr. D.M.

507
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:54,360
Is there a spot where I could almost take like a stage like some like a step on?

508
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:58,120
Yeah, I would imagine you could step up on the back of the doos and half.

509
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,360
Everybody would be kind of crowded around that.

510
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,360
OK.

511
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:06,920
So yeah, you could probably step up onto the tailgate and address everybody from there.

512
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:13,200
Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's in our best interest to take the women and children

513
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:17,080
in the doos and a half to Kansas.

514
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,400
Everyone that is left here can fight on their own.

515
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:25,800
The railroad company should be here when whenever they get here, you know, we'll leave as many

516
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:30,200
guns as we can here and take what we can with us.

517
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:35,800
So you're all this rabble, just people talking amongst themselves.

518
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,440
Some of them sound pretty angry.

519
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:45,440
Some of them are like, especially the women and the children, they're like, yay.

520
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:51,560
Give me a persuasion check with disadvantage because you are, you know, telling these people

521
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,680
they're going to sit in the middle of nowhere.

522
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,920
The first one was a 31.

523
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,280
OK.

524
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,600
That is still 22.

525
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,600
22.

526
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,400
22 is still going to convince.

527
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:09,760
You know, there's a lot of talking amongst themselves and they kind of, about how many

528
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,800
are you guys planning on taking.

529
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:16,120
I rolled you guys can fit 18 people, not including yourselves.

530
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,600
There's only 24 people.

531
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,600
Yeah.

532
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,000
And how many of those are women and children?

533
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Yeah.

534
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000
A decent chunk.

535
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:27,840
And then there's a couple of families where it's, you know, husband and husband, husband

536
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:32,360
and wife, you know, there's some families together and they all have like kids with

537
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,240
them and stuff like that.

538
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:40,440
We'll say, we'll say there's, there's three families.

539
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,960
One of them is sobbing because they just lost one of their kids.

540
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,920
They're very, very sad.

541
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,680
So I would imagine you would want to take them with you unless you're heartless.

542
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:55,960
He wasn't wearing Chuck Taylor's worry.

543
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,840
I wish I had thought of that.

544
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,000
Sorry.

545
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,040
Well, there's other vehicles.

546
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:07,160
I mean, if they're that upset, they can take the one with a turret mounted on the back

547
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,160
or whatever.

548
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:13,960
And that very well could be what happens is whatever people you leave may just, may just

549
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,280
take off on their own.

550
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:23,360
But, uh, uh, because give me anyone.

551
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,360
Actually you can all do it.

552
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,360
Just an intelligence check.

553
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:33,840
That's a seven from Norris.

554
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,240
Sounds about right.

555
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,240
Right.

556
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,240
17.

557
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,240
17.

558
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,760
That's a seven for me too.

559
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:49,600
So, uh, Alphonse, you would assume that before too long the orcs are going to come back.

560
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:56,340
They're going, they're banking on the, the people that fought them off are going to leave.

561
00:24:56,340 --> 00:24:59,640
And then they can come back and the train's going to be easy pickings.

562
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,640
Okay.

563
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:01,640
Okay.

564
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:05,760
So pretty much anybody you leave here is likely going to die.

565
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:06,760
You don't have to tell them that.

566
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:07,760
Oh, I will not.

567
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:08,760
No.

568
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,520
No, I mean, we'll load up again.

569
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,520
There's multiple vehicles.

570
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,560
People can do whatever they want.

571
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:17,240
If anyone in the crowd has a problem, they can talk to good old Norris and Ash.

572
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:22,680
So do you guys take as many people as you can take the 18 or do you do fudge it and tell

573
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,600
them, oh, we can only fit a certain amount?

574
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,600
I think we're going to fudge it.

575
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,600
I think we fudge it.

576
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,600
Yeah.

577
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,600
Maybe like 12.

578
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,600
Yeah.

579
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,600
Including us.

580
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,600
Okay.

581
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:38,240
So you address the crowd, you say, you know, with, with this, with this valuable cryo chamber

582
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:43,960
and with all the rations to get people there to ensure as the safety of as many people

583
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,120
as possible, uh, we can only take 12.

584
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,120
Yep.

585
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:54,560
Uh, give me a deception role because you're, I'm assuming the one presenting this to them.

586
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:59,840
Uh, that is 1717.

587
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,840
He has.

588
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:02,840
Excellent.

589
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:03,840
He's a.

590
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,920
That's why he's doing all the talking.

591
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:06,920
Yeah.

592
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:13,080
Well, so, so with that, you see, you see people kind of bargaining with each other, like, like

593
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:17,520
families, the, the, the husband being like, you guys, you guys should go.

594
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,520
I'll stay here.

595
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,840
I have a, I have better odds of surviving out here.

596
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:25,760
And so there's, there's kind of some bargaining going on within the group to figure out who

597
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,560
should go, who should stay.

598
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:31,640
Uh, you end up, you end up mainly with women and children.

599
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,160
You get your 12.

600
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:38,960
Uh, it's, it's like three women and, and all of the remaining healthy kids.

601
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:45,440
Uh, so you have, you have like nine kids and three adults kind of that they all agreed

602
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,320
would be the chaperones of these nine kids.

603
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,320
Okay.

604
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:54,160
But you don't really have anybody that's going to be able to help you fight if, if it comes

605
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,160
down to it.

606
00:26:55,160 --> 00:27:03,160
Uh, a couple of, a couple of the dads will likely hop in, in the side by sides and travel

607
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:08,760
with, uh, and you might be able to get some assistance through that.

608
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,240
But I think it's best that way.

609
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,240
They're not in our way.

610
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,240
I agree.

611
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,240
I agree.

612
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:20,240
And then Norris would get in the driver's seat and say, not Heather.

613
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,360
Getting a passenger seat.

614
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:25,360
Let's go grandma.

615
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:31,440
Hey, uh, hey Ash, will you grab them gas cans?

616
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,440
I found.

617
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,640
Yeah, I'll grab the gas cans.

618
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,880
I'll get the rations.

619
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,880
Oh, okay.

620
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:42,840
I was just worried about not grandma or not Heather.

621
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:46,440
Good old, good old not Heather.

622
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,560
Oh yeah.

623
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,200
I forgot you guys.

624
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,080
She's one of the, she's one of the women that comes with the chaperone.

625
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,160
I think we make an exception and she just, she was just guaranteed on.

626
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,160
Oh, okay.

627
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,160
Okay.

628
00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,160
So she's not included in the 12th.

629
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,160
Yeah.

630
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,160
Okay.

631
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,160
She was coming from the get go.

632
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,160
Yeah.

633
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,160
She, she already found herself a nice spot and she's like, she was in there before I was.

634
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,160
She's in there like crocheting.

635
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:10,640
I'm going to, I'm going to make all you boys just the nicest sweaters.

636
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:15,640
Awesome.

637
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,040
So what does that, what does it actually leave?

638
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,440
There were side by sides.

639
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,440
How many people could fit in the vehicle with the turret?

640
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:27,240
So you can have two people in the front seat, one person on the turret and then the other

641
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,560
one is just a two-seater with a flatbed.

642
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:30,560
Okay.

643
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,040
So we're not really leaving that many people behind.

644
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,880
No, no, there's not too many in it.

645
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,920
And it's mainly like, like older men that, that volunteer to stay behind and they do

646
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,520
ask for a couple of guns.

647
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,520
Oh yeah.

648
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:47,040
So just so they can, you know, take out as many as they can before passing on.

649
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:53,600
Cause at this point they, they've, they've probably accepted their fate.

650
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,600
All right.

651
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,600
Okay.

652
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:00,840
And I grabbed one of the, I grabbed like an SMG looking gun.

653
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:01,840
Okay.

654
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,240
Just for my side.

655
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:08,880
You can, you can go in to D&D Beyond and you guys can basically pick anything that's not

656
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:13,080
a laser rifle or an anti-matter gun.

657
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:19,480
Or if it's, if it's a, a normal sounding firearm, you can go ahead.

658
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:28,720
Uh, I don't think any of you are proficient in firearms, but you can still use them.

659
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,440
I don't see you grabbing a gun there, Norris.

660
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,440
No, Norris doesn't need no gun.

661
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,800
So I'm just carrying the guns.

662
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,800
I am the gun.

663
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,440
I'll just carry my government issued one.

664
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,440
I'll be fine.

665
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,440
Yeah.

666
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:44,120
I usually didn't carry a gun, but now I do.

667
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,680
You never know when you're going to need one.

668
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,680
Okay.

669
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:56,960
So then you guys take off and with, we'll just carry over your survival check from earlier.

670
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:03,280
It gets you going in the right direction for sure.

671
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,640
Somebody give me a D 100 roll.

672
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:14,640
We'll see how much gas it's basically going to be a percentage of a tank.

673
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,640
60 64.

674
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:17,640
Okay.

675
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:24,920
So you have, you have over a half a tank of gas.

676
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,960
So you can get, you can get a decent ways.

677
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:34,680
So you travel for about 45 minutes and you see the signs for Quincy because a lot of

678
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:38,200
the signs are still intact.

679
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:44,120
And you're able to kind of follow the tracks and the, and at some point, a highway, an

680
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:48,480
old highway crosses the tracks.

681
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,680
You follow that for a bit and you start seeing signs for Quincy.

682
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,280
Okay.

683
00:30:55,280 --> 00:31:03,160
As you, as you come up to Quincy and everything around you is mostly a barren wasteland.

684
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:07,760
There, there are, there is some plant life.

685
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:14,320
Most of it has, most of it has died, but there's, there's still like your, your random tree

686
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:23,320
and some grasses going across that they're alive, but just barely.

687
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:29,640
And then you see some that living in the cities you would have never seen.

688
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:35,640
Like radiation has definitely affected the plant life as well.

689
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:40,800
You get the idea that traveling on foot would have been very treacherous.

690
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,880
Interesting.

691
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,640
So you're coming up to Quincy, Illinois.

692
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:53,640
You're on the, you're outside of town, but you can see it on the horizon.

693
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:58,720
At this point, it's probably, you know, mid afternoon, three o'clock, something like

694
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:03,600
that, since you guys took off in the morning.

695
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,760
Does anyone know anything about Quincy?

696
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,440
I've only just traveled through it by train.

697
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,040
I don't know much about it.

698
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:15,400
So like I said before, you would know that this is basically the last town before you

699
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:19,560
cross the Mississippi River.

700
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:27,040
Other than that, it's a, it's a, it's a small, uh, it's a fairly small town.

701
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,160
Not, it never had a huge population.

702
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,960
You can't imagine there's really anybody living there now.

703
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:41,840
So we can either stop here for the night or continue going and risk dark.

704
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:45,200
Well, this is a safe town potentially.

705
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,560
We could leave the survivors here.

706
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,880
That was my thought process.

707
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:50,880
Alcons.

708
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,880
I mean, really want to take them all the way to Kansas.

709
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,280
I don't want that weight on my shoulders.

710
00:32:56,280 --> 00:33:00,120
It doesn't matter to me.

711
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,560
I, we could take them.

712
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,400
We, we do have the rations.

713
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,120
It'd probably be one ration a day for everybody to get them to survive.

714
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,320
Well, if this town is populated, I mean, maybe they have stuff.

715
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:18,200
They might have gas and food and I don't know, Ash, I feel like you're the, you're the expert

716
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,200
in this area.

717
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,200
Yeah.

718
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:25,440
They, the town is still pretty barren.

719
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,200
I don't know what's living here or who's living here.

720
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,040
A lot of it is going to be outlaws.

721
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,040
They might have a motorcycle.

722
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,040
We can look for that.

723
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:42,040
And it looks like.

724
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:49,440
I would consciously would not feel good about leaving them, but we can if it's going to

725
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:53,440
hinder our survival.

726
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,440
Well, I don't know you guys that well.

727
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,440
So true.

728
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,680
We can play by ear when we get there.

729
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,600
Let's see what the town has.

730
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,600
Let's go from there.

731
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,000
Okay.

732
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:11,440
As you guys are coming into Quincy, everybody give me a perception check.

733
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,440
Natural 20.

734
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,440
That one.

735
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:19,440
Uh, the seven, the seven 25 total.

736
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:23,440
So who's I'm assuming you're driving since you kind of knew.

737
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:31,440
Yeah, where you were and, and, or, or he could be, uh, uh, Norris could be driving and you

738
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,440
could be navigating.

739
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:37,940
Actually, that probably works better since I'm sure he would insist on driving the truck

740
00:34:37,940 --> 00:34:41,440
since he stole it.

741
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:49,440
So as you're coming in, you do see, you see fires in Quincy.

742
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:55,440
Uh, they kind of look like, uh, Oh, what's the name?

743
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,440
The, the burn pits.

744
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,440
Like a hobo fire.

745
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,440
Yeah.

746
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,440
Yeah.

747
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:01,440
Sure.

748
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,440
They look like a hobo fire.

749
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,440
Uh, like maybe they stacked tires and stuff like that.

750
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,440
And they're, they're burning.

751
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:16,440
There's, there's about a half a dozen of them around the city, uh, lit on fire.

752
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,440
That's about all you can see from here.

753
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,440
So that tells me there's people living here.

754
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:29,440
Uh, could probably bed down closer to one of those or pull in and see who pops out or

755
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,440
what pops out.

756
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:39,440
It looks like there is civilization here, but who knows what kind of civilization.

757
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:46,440
Like I said, a lot of what's out here in the barons is outlaws and thieves.

758
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,440
Well, I'm reliant on you gentlemen.

759
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,440
You're definitely the, the fighters of the bunch.

760
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:58,440
What, if you do you want to get into rumble, do you feel like this is not the move?

761
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,440
What do you think, Ashton?

762
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:06,440
I feel like we should probably approach it a little safely.

763
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:13,440
Not going there just blazing, but you know, kind of circle the joint, see what's cooking.

764
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:18,440
See if you see anybody just out on the streets before we pulled into the streets.

765
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:23,440
So I'll let you do essentially a stealth check for the truck.

766
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:35,440
If you go onto your character sheet and go to the last tab, the other tab I put on there for all of you, the stat sheet for a vehicle.

767
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:42,440
None of the, none of the weapons that are listed are equipped.

768
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:52,440
But you should see scavenger.

769
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,440
Not other extras.

770
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,440
There it is.

771
00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:03,440
So all your modifiers for the vehicle will be listed there.

772
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:07,440
Perfect.

773
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:17,440
So if you guys want to come up subtly and just scope the place out closer up, you can definitely roll a stealth check.

774
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:30,440
And I'll have you do it since you are the driver.

775
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:36,440
You will use the DEX modifier because it doesn't have any proficiency in stealth because it's a truck.

776
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,440
So it'll say plus one.

777
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:44,440
Yeah, just click on it.

778
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:53,440
So yeah, it'll be your d20 roll plus one because it's got a DEX of 12.

779
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,440
10.

780
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,440
So it is a dooseneal.

781
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,440
It is a dooseneal with a big ass plot.

782
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,440
Yes.

783
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:11,440
As you guys are coming up to the town, you're driving slow and you're kind of skirting around the outside.

784
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:23,440
And just as you get around Ash, you realize that Norris never turned the headlights off.

785
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:27,440
So you've been skirting around this town with the headlights on.

786
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,440
So much for not being noticed.

787
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:35,440
On the truck. Give me another perception check.

788
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:36,440
15.

789
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:37,440
15.

790
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:47,440
So you see three vehicles coming from the town and driving towards you.

791
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:59,440
Looks like two of the dune buggy style vehicles and either a vehicle with a headlight burnt out or motorcycle.

792
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:03,440
Norris, you want to slow up a little bit here?

793
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:04,440
Yeah.

794
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:09,440
I don't want to cause too much of a ruckus. It looks like because you forgot to turn off the headlights.

795
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:16,440
Sorry, how was I supposed to know it gets this dark? I just spent a whole day in BDSM.

796
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:24,440
So it is fairly dark out just because of the ash that was sent up into the ozone and all that.

797
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,440
So there's not a, you never get much sunlight.

798
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:33,440
It's almost, middle of the day, it's basically overcast all the time.

799
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:38,440
Living in Seattle.

800
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:44,440
And this, at this point of the day, it's starting to get dark.

801
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:50,440
So it's almost like sundown at this point.

802
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:57,440
So you're able to see, but not super clearly.

803
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,440
So as they get closer, I'll just run off of your same perception check.

804
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:06,440
So as you get closer, you can see that these are very clearly more orcs.

805
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:12,440
And there, because you guys slowed down, they're getting very close.

806
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:17,440
Close enough that you can see their green skin.

807
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,440
Damn it, Ash, we should have kept going.

808
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,440
We've got to go through the town to get through.

809
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,440
Do you want me to try to reason with them?

810
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:30,440
Yeah, we can try to reason with them. They're orcs. They're not the greatest.

811
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:36,440
Well, sometimes I could speak a little, little idiot. I don't know.

812
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:37,440
I'll try.

813
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,440
As soon as it goes south, I'm mowing them over.

814
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,440
Fair enough.

815
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,440
Works for me.

816
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,440
So I picture Alphons has been sitting talking to these two.

817
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:50,440
I picture this deuce and a half has like a little window to the cab of the truck.

818
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,440
Yeah, a little pass through window.

819
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:55,440
Yeah, so I've just been sitting in back with all the women and children

820
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,440
and talking through that window.

821
00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:00,440
And you have kind of like a canvas tarp over the top, covering you.

822
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:08,440
Yep. So I start standing up and I prepare to get ready to jump out of the back of the vehicle once it comes to a stop.

823
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,440
Oh, OK.

824
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:13,440
Norris, you better help protect him.

825
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:17,440
If I jump out with a big old sword on my back, it's going to look real threatening.

826
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:21,440
But if you jump out, you'll just look like a bad man.

827
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,440
You'll just look like a bodyguard.

828
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,440
That's fair.

829
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:29,440
All right, well, I'll stop it, but you better be good with those words.

830
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,440
I'm not promising anything.

831
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:37,440
And then Norris just slows down and comes to a complete stop.

832
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:44,440
As you do that, these three vehicles come up and it is one motorcycle and two side by sides.

833
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:51,440
And they just start doing like making like a circle and they're just riding around in a circle around the truck,

834
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:54,440
and they're just starting up dust.

835
00:41:54,440 --> 00:42:01,440
And the dust is getting thicker and thicker and thicker and it's getting harder and harder for you to see.

836
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,440
As they're doing this, the motorcycle stops.

837
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:11,440
It kind of pulls up behind the truck and the two side by sides just keep going and stirring up all this dust.

838
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:18,440
It's getting really hard to breathe and you can't see very well, but you can clearly see this.

839
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:29,440
This thing is covered in iron and it looks like they've just haphazardly just started attaching guns and armor and just junk.

840
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:39,440
You can you can see like tin roofing panels that they've that they've cut out and they've turned into like a front fender because the tire is like a foot wide on the front.

841
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,440
You imagine that this thing handles like garbage.

842
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,440
Oh, they're not riding on just steelies like there's no rubber.

843
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:50,440
No, no, no, there's there's there's tires there, but it looks like they've got like car tires.

844
00:42:50,440 --> 00:43:00,440
Okay, that's just stuck on this motorcycle and this thing is barely holding itself together, but it comes up.

845
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,440
I definitely go up on it.

846
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:08,440
It's like a it's like a Harley potato potato potato.

847
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,440
And pulls up in front of you.

848
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,440
Fuck our talk.

849
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,440
Give us our talk.

850
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,440
We won this in a gambling bet.

851
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,440
No.

852
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,440
Roll deception.

853
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,440
18.

854
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,440
You definitely beat his outside.

855
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:34,440
Who? Who you beat? Who you be for talk?

856
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,440
I believe his name was Roger.

857
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,440
Fucking Roger.

858
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,440
You give me truck.

859
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,440
Well, no, Roger said to come here.

860
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,440
You'd get us some extra gas so we can make it to Kansas.

861
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,440
Roger liar.

862
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,440
Why?

863
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,440
Give you no gas.

864
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,440
I thought orcs were true to their word.

865
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:58,440
No, no, that's that's also lie.

866
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,440
What in the hell is going on out here?

867
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,440
You get no gas.

868
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,440
You give me truck.

869
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,440
I told you I won this truck in a bet.

870
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,440
No, no, no, you give me truck.

871
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:09,440
You are not Roger.

872
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,440
How about you bet me?

873
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,440
I'm not Roger.

874
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,440
You give me truck.

875
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,440
Let's roll some dice on this.

876
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,440
And I pulled dice out of my pocket.

877
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,440
He reaches in his pocket and he pulls out dice.

878
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:27,440
Give me give me a perception check.

879
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:30,440
My perception check is going to be 12.

880
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,440
These things are definitely made out of bone.

881
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,440
These used to be somebody.

882
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,440
Oh, I'm not nervous.

883
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,440
No, I'm not nervous.

884
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,440
I yelled back.

885
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,440
Norris, I got this.

886
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,440
I hope so.

887
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,440
Rollies.

888
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,440
Rollies it is.

889
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,440
I rolled a six, Mr. Dm.

890
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,440
I rolled an eight.

891
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:01,440
Give me truck.

892
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,440
Eight beats six.

893
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,440
It's best out of three.

894
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,440
Weird.

895
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,440
I thought that was implied.

896
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,440
Oh, it's cute.

897
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,440
The orc don't know how to count to three.

898
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,440
You shut up in truck.

899
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:19,440
By the south three.

900
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,440
Okay.

901
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,440
Rollies.

902
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,440
15.

903
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,440
17 feet 15.

904
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,440
Give me truck.

905
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,440
Well, clearly we're not going to make any headway with this.

906
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:34,440
Give me truck.

907
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,440
No.

908
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,440
I refuse.

909
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,440
I won this fair and square.

910
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,440
At this point, you lose truck.

911
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,440
You just you just lose truck to me.

912
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,440
You give me truck.

913
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,440
Well, give me something else to drive in.

914
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:50,440
Norris would probably get angry at this point and jump out of the truck.

915
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:51,440
I just kill you.

916
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:52,440
Take truck.

917
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,440
Go ahead and roll initiative.

918
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,440
That's not how I thought that was going to go.

919
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,440
Give me truck.

920
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:09,440
15 for Norris.

921
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,440
Good job.

922
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:13,440
Those are some good words there.

923
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,440
You can use my desk next time.

924
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,440
I could have lied about my roles.

925
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,440
I already deceived him.

926
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:21,440
You did.

927
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,440
I already did.

928
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,440
I deceived him.

929
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,440
I got a roll.

930
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,440
I got a roll.

931
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,440
I got a roll.

932
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:32,440
I got a roll.

933
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,440
I got a roll.

934
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,440
I got a roll.

935
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,440
That was a good garbage.

936
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,440
I don't know.

937
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,440
Actually, that's not pretty good either.

938
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,440
Well, 25 to 20.

939
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,440
21.

940
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,440
21 for Ash.

941
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,440
15 to 20.

942
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:51,440
19.

943
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,440
19 for Alphons.

944
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,440
Oh, sorry.

945
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:59,440
I always spell Alphons.

946
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,440
For some reason, I want to put a pH.

947
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,440
That's fine.

948
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:03,440
I don't know why.

949
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,440
Spell how you feel.

950
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,440
No one else is going to see it.

951
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:12,440
And then up is Norris at 15.

952
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:17,440
And then you have, so you three are all going to go before these orcs,

953
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,440
which is fitting because two of them are still in their vehicles.

954
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,440
So we'll go.

955
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:27,440
How far in front of the truck did the motorcycle stop?

956
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,440
He's right behind the truck.

957
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,440
Oh, okay.

958
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,440
Yeah, yeah, directly behind the.

959
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:37,440
So you have truck and then right at the tailgate,

960
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:41,440
you have Alphons standing in front of him is this orc.

961
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,440
And then right behind him is the motorcycle.

962
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,440
So it's they're right in line.

963
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,440
And then.

964
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,440
Just call them one.

965
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,440
Two.

966
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:57,440
Ash, you're up first.

967
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,440
Okay, I am going to.

968
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,440
So because he's behind the truck.

969
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:07,440
Have you not healed yourself since the last encounter?

970
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,440
No, I have not.

971
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,440
Okay, well, you, you are.

972
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,440
I didn't know if you're doing a short rest or not.

973
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,440
So, so we'll, we will see you in a minute.

974
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:22,440
So you are.

975
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,440
I didn't know if you're doing a short rest or not.

976
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:29,440
So, so we'll, we will say that this is the truck.

977
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:37,440
And then you have Alphons directly behind it orc orc.

978
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:50,440
So you are.

979
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:52,440
Okay.

980
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,440
Oh, wait, sorry.

981
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,440
I am.

982
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,440
First thing I'm going to do is I'm going to move to the back

983
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,440
towards next to the orc.

984
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,440
Okay.

985
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,440
Yeah, you got plenty of movement.

986
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,440
So I'm right up next to him.

987
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:25,440
I am going to hang on one second.

988
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,440
Okay.

989
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:27,440
Refresh my memory.

990
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:28,440
Dm channel divinity.

991
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,440
Is that considered an action?

992
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,440
I believe it listed as an action.

993
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,440
Yes, it does.

994
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,440
I do not have your character sheet.

995
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:39,440
No, you're good.

996
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:44,440
It does.

997
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:48,440
Well, I'm going to come.

998
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,440
I'm going to take two swings at him.

999
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,440
Okay.

1000
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:58,440
That is 23 to hit.

1001
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:59,440
Hits.

1002
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,440
Definitely hits.

1003
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,440
And this is with divine smite.

1004
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,440
Okay.

1005
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:08,440
Just so you're aware.

1006
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,440
Don't forget your sword adds one damage dice to all smites.

1007
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:17,440
Yes.

1008
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:21,440
And you didn't.

1009
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,440
Ilprepaired.

1010
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,440
I was missing a dice.

1011
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,440
That's right.

1012
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,440
I didn't have my dice out at all last episode.

1013
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:33,440
I nearly forgot my dice at home.

1014
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,440
So touch the bullet there.

1015
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,440
Luke has enough to share.

1016
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,440
I do.

1017
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:43,440
I can't have today.

1018
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:49,440
So that is 21 damage.

1019
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:53,440
Take a big old chunk out of him.

1020
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:57,440
So whenever you hit, I imagine your divine smite.

1021
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:02,440
Almost as a radiation coming off of your blade.

1022
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,440
And you just dig it into this or cheap.

1023
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,440
This war chief.

1024
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,440
Oh yeah.

1025
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,440
And second attack.

1026
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:14,440
You can smell the or flash singeing.

1027
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,440
Just so you I'm showing all funds.

1028
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,440
Oh, is that 20?

1029
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:20,440
That is a natural 20.

1030
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:21,440
Oh no.

1031
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,440
Get credit son.

1032
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:26,440
So I have a feeling this is going to be a shorter combat.

1033
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,440
I really want to motorcycle.

1034
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:30,440
Yeah.

1035
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:31,440
That's so three.

1036
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,440
So we're doing four.

1037
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:33,440
That's 3d6.

1038
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:37,440
That's 12 plus 15.

1039
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,440
That's full damage.

1040
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,440
And then.

1041
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,440
Where's the third d6?

1042
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,440
The sword.

1043
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,440
2d6 was another damage.

1044
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,440
No, that's only on smites.

1045
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,440
You only get the extra damage die on smites.

1046
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,440
That was a divine smite.

1047
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,440
Oh, you're adding divine smite on this one too.

1048
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:56,440
Okay.

1049
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,440
So yeah, divine smite.

1050
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,440
Sorry, I did not clarify that at all.

1051
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:02,440
No problem.

1052
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,440
So yeah.

1053
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,440
So 12 15.

1054
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,440
That's 27.

1055
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,440
27.

1056
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,440
27 total damage with the crit.

1057
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:14,440
Well, that's just the that's just the main damage.

1058
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,440
Okay.

1059
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:16,440
And then.

1060
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:26,440
6 9 11.

1061
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:27,440
11 8.

1062
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:28,440
And.

1063
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,440
Oh my God, I can't math tonight.

1064
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,440
11 17 here in 19.

1065
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:38,440
Is 23.

1066
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,440
So 23 27.

1067
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:41,440
So 50.

1068
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:42,440
Yeah.

1069
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:43,440
He is.

1070
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:44,440
He is a.

1071
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,440
He is a.

1072
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:53,440
So, so you, you dig this blade into him and it, it buries itself.

1073
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,440
In his rib cage and he's, he's looking shocked.

1074
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,440
He was just playing Dysos.

1075
00:52:58,440 --> 00:52:59,440
I can't.

1076
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:03,440
And now, and now he's got this irradiated blade.

1077
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,440
Just, just embedded into his rib cage.

1078
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,440
For 50 damage.

1079
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:14,440
So we're going to get a.

1080
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,440
Do you have anything for a bonus action?

1081
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:17,440
I do.

1082
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,440
I'm going to.

1083
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,440
I'm going to lay on hands myself.

1084
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,440
That's a good idea.

1085
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,440
Is lay on hands.

1086
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:28,440
I was going to say, I believe that's an action.

1087
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,440
So I am done then.

1088
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,440
To do on the trip there.

1089
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:34,440
Yeah.

1090
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:35,440
I wasn't thinking.

1091
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:36,440
So I'm done.

1092
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:37,440
Okay.

1093
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,440
So.

1094
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,440
Alphonse.

1095
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,440
With this or chief has any of his armor been damaged?

1096
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,440
Does he have a, did he have armor that the blade went through it?

1097
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:51,440
It's, it's, it's kind of, it's basically just like steel plates.

1098
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,440
That he's got strapped onto him.

1099
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,440
It's, it's real.

1100
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,440
Just janky.

1101
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,440
So some of it got a little damage though with the, the sword attack.

1102
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:00,440
Oh yeah.

1103
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,440
Okay, cool.

1104
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:06,440
So I walk up to the or or chief because kind of next to Ash and I put my hand on him.

1105
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:11,440
And I go, I really wish you would have just given us the gas and let us go on our way.

1106
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:17,440
And what happens is the, how my eye can kind of play tricks on people.

1107
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,440
My eye flashes.

1108
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:23,440
And the next thing you know, a piece of his armor is as mended or he perceives it as mended,

1109
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:25,440
but it's just an illusion.

1110
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:30,440
And I said, do you want to continue this fight or will you give us what we want?

1111
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:37,440
Give me a deception check and a persuasion check deception.

1112
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:45,440
That is going to be a 25 and persuasion is going to be a 14.

1113
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:54,440
Oh, that's a natural 18.

1114
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,440
So he looks at you and he's got this, this kind of confused.

1115
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:02,940
Like he's got this, this blade that just damn near cut him in half and he's, he's got blood

1116
00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:04,440
coming out of his mouth.

1117
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,440
No, no.

1118
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:11,440
And you see him winding up to take a swing at you.

1119
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:12,440
Okay.

1120
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,440
But it's not his turn yet.

1121
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,440
So Norris.

1122
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:17,440
Yes.

1123
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:18,440
You're up.

1124
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:24,440
Norris is just going straight for an attack.

1125
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:25,440
Okay.

1126
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:31,440
So what I want Norris to do is for the, for the same orc.

1127
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:32,440
Yes.

1128
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:33,440
Okay.

1129
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:34,440
Yes.

1130
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,440
Okay.

1131
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:39,440
But I wouldn't have moved yet.

1132
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:40,440
I'll still be back.

1133
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:41,440
Oh, sorry.

1134
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:42,440
You're fine.

1135
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:45,440
So what I want Norris to do.

1136
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:49,440
I'm just going to go straight for an attack.

1137
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:50,440
Okay.

1138
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:52,440
Do you want to move up to him first?

1139
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:54,440
So it's part of my attack.

1140
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:55,440
Oh, perfect.

1141
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:56,440
Go for it.

1142
00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:00,440
Got some flavor on the spring.

1143
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,440
No, I'm not.

1144
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:12,440
So, so tell me, keep in mind what you were going to do and then tell me what to roll.

1145
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:18,440
I rolled a three.

1146
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,440
It's still not enough to hit.

1147
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:25,440
So was your intention like a Superman punch or something?

1148
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:29,440
It was going to be, I was going to run and jump off the tailgate and just come down with

1149
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:31,440
an elbow right on his noggin.

1150
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:32,440
Okay.

1151
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:37,440
So you, you run and you, you go to plant your foot on the tailgate to launch yourself and

1152
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:41,440
the tailgate is much slicker than you had anticipated.

1153
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:45,440
And these Chuck tailors just don't have the grip.

1154
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:51,440
So you, you go to plant your foot and it just like slips out from under you and you fall,

1155
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,440
you don't fall prone.

1156
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,440
But, but you just land next to Alphonse.

1157
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,440
Give me an acrobatics check.

1158
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:06,440
I want to see if you can make this look like it was on purpose.

1159
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,440
18 18.

1160
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:13,440
So you slip off there and you, and you grab the tailgate and you just kind of correct yourself

1161
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:17,440
and you land right next to Alphonse like you meant to.

1162
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,440
You still have a second attack.

1163
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,440
Did you see that Alphonse?

1164
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,440
That was awesome.

1165
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,440
Yeah.

1166
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,440
Watch this.

1167
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:32,440
And then for my second attack.

1168
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:34,440
No, he's not.

1169
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:42,440
No, I'm going to punch him right in the balls.

1170
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:56,440
So this is just.

1171
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,440
21 hits.

1172
00:57:58,440 --> 00:57:59,440
Perfect.

1173
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,440
Now you do not get the extra 2d6 because you're not raging.

1174
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:03,440
I'm not raging.

1175
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,440
So just standard weapon damage.

1176
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,440
It's five.

1177
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,440
Okay.

1178
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:15,440
So you land next to Alphonse and you, like I said, you do it in a very convincing way.

1179
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:19,440
Like, like almost like you were trying to duke's of hazards slide across.

1180
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:20,440
Wow.

1181
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:23,440
And you just land next to him just nonchalant.

1182
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:25,440
It's like you meant to do that.

1183
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:29,440
And then, and then you go to punch him in the dick and he's got, he's got like this, this

1184
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:35,440
metal piece in front of his crotch and you hit that you push it into his, into his testicles,

1185
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:42,440
but it just doesn't have the amount of that you're used to.

1186
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,440
Have a nice ring to it.

1187
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:45,440
Oh yeah.

1188
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,440
He's got a casted belt.

1189
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,440
It's never last.

1190
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,440
It's never last.

1191
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:54,440
So yeah, it sounds like a gong.

1192
00:58:54,440 --> 00:59:00,440
Robin Hoodman and tights.

1193
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:03,440
Do you have anything you want to do as a bonus action?

1194
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,440
I assume you're not using your rage.

1195
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:06,440
I'm not raging.

1196
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:07,440
No.

1197
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:12,440
Um, bonus action.

1198
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,440
I think you're pretty limited on bonus actions.

1199
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:22,440
So that brings us to first up is the is the chief standing in front of you.

1200
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:29,440
You just took a nasty chunk out of him, but you're who he's angry with Alphonse is who

1201
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,440
he's angry with.

1202
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:32,440
How so?

1203
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,440
I didn't throw a sword through him for one.

1204
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:37,440
I bought chopped him in half.

1205
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,440
He's not mad with me.

1206
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:43,440
So he's going to take his aggression out on you.

1207
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,440
He takes his dice game.

1208
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,440
He misses.

1209
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:50,440
We'll see.

1210
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:57,440
22 to hit and I activate my shield because my shield activates within five feet.

1211
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:58,440
Okay.

1212
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:00,440
So that gives you a plus five.

1213
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,440
It's still hit with a plus.

1214
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:03,440
Yeah, still hits.

1215
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:04,440
Okay.

1216
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:05,440
I was trying to appreciate it.

1217
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,440
You take 15 slashing damage.

1218
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:08,440
Okay.

1219
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:12,440
And then he's going to take another swing.

1220
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:14,440
I think this one's going to miss.

1221
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:15,440
That's a 15.

1222
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:16,440
Do I still get this?

1223
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:17,440
You still have the plus five.

1224
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:18,440
Oh yeah.

1225
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:19,440
That one.

1226
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:20,440
Okay.

1227
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:21,440
Very good.

1228
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:25,440
So yeah, he he's able before the shield comes up, he's able to get the first hit in with

1229
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:26,440
his axe.

1230
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:30,440
And then the shield comes up and just kind of pushes his arm off to the side and he's just

1231
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:35,440
not able to land that second attack.

1232
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:46,440
Next, we bring we come to this orc over here standing right behind Ash a little ways.

1233
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:58,440
He is going to use his action to cure wounds on his cheap.

1234
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:05,440
So you see him, he pulls out a gun and you think he's going to shoot ash, but instead

1235
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:16,440
he shoots past Ash and hits his chief in the neck with a dart and regains.

1236
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:35,440
Okay.

1237
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:40,440
And then this one over here, seeing you take that nasty chunk out of his boss.

1238
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:45,440
Give me a charisma saving throw DC 12.

1239
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:46,440
Charisma.

1240
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,440
You said yes.

1241
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:50,440
Oh nine.

1242
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:58,760
So he has he has he's got this little this little keypad out and he is hacked into your

1243
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:02,520
cybernetics and cast Bane on you.

1244
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:08,680
So now anytime you basically roll just about anything attack roll or saving throw you subtract

1245
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:09,680
a D four.

1246
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:13,240
And I have to roll that D four during the role.

1247
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:19,720
Yeah, you'll roll your D 22 attack and then subtract a D four from it.

1248
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:24,400
That is both of their turns.

1249
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:27,400
Ash.

1250
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:29,400
Okay.

1251
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,720
I'm still with the chief.

1252
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:36,240
I want I want his bike just because I want his bike.

1253
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:47,240
I'm going to use my I'm divine smiting and I'm going to I'm really mad now I just want

1254
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:49,240
to get and great weapon master.

1255
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:50,240
Okay.

1256
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:54,360
I'm going to yeah attack him.

1257
01:02:54,360 --> 01:03:05,920
That is 1414 misses.

1258
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:11,200
You do not expel your expel expend the spell slot for your divine smite because you only

1259
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,280
use divine smite if you want to.

1260
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:21,120
So so well I am going to attack him again.

1261
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:22,680
Same great weapon master.

1262
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:23,680
Great weapon master as well.

1263
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:27,680
I have to remember what that is.

1264
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:29,160
You subtract subtract.

1265
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:33,040
Yeah, you subtract five and add 10 to the bonus.

1266
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:34,040
Yep.

1267
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:35,280
Oh, that's a good role.

1268
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:36,280
That is a one.

1269
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,640
He's 27 minus five.

1270
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:43,720
That's 22 minus a D four.

1271
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:48,920
19 19.

1272
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:49,920
It still hits.

1273
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:52,360
Basically, I just want to make you roll the D four.

1274
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:56,200
It took away my entire plus to my attacks.

1275
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,200
Yeah.

1276
01:03:57,200 --> 01:04:00,400
So so it's now you had 10.

1277
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:03,520
So this is with divine every day.

1278
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:13,760
That's 30 30.

1279
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,760
How do you want to do this?

1280
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:16,760
Yes.

1281
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:21,400
So I immediately take my sword out and everything just because I was trying to chop him in half

1282
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:22,400
this time.

1283
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:27,880
This time I'm just going to parry and just straight into him and then sweep up.

1284
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:28,880
Okay.

1285
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:29,880
I'm in half again.

1286
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:30,880
Okay.

1287
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:31,880
Perfect.

1288
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:36,200
So I'm going to take a few halves of this or just slump to one side and then the others

1289
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:40,960
kind of looking confused even though one side fell.

1290
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:45,120
He's looking at Alphonse like like what is what?

1291
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:49,360
And it just falls to the side.

1292
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:54,520
And that brings us to Alphonse speaking of devil.

1293
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:56,360
I I would just go around vehicle.

1294
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:58,280
I have no interest in fighting these things.

1295
01:04:58,280 --> 01:04:59,280
Okay.

1296
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:04,160
So you move yourself to the opposite side of the vehicle taking cover behind it.

1297
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:05,160
Yep.

1298
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:08,840
And this is a big enough vehicle that you can take full cover.

1299
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:11,640
So you're fully out of their view.

1300
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:15,880
Is there I don't want to necessarily hold action but has the dust settled from those

1301
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:16,880
motorcycles?

1302
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:17,880
Can I proceed?

1303
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:18,880
Yeah.

1304
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:20,280
It's it's most of it has settled.

1305
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:23,200
Your visibility is still limited past about 50.

1306
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:24,200
Okay.

1307
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:28,240
I guess the main thing I want to do is as I take cover it's more so to make sure that

1308
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,480
nothing else is coming up from that town.

1309
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:34,480
Make a perception check.

1310
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:37,320
My perception check is going to be a 21 21.

1311
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:41,000
You hear horns blowing.

1312
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:45,600
You don't see anything leaving the town yet.

1313
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,120
Okay.

1314
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:51,360
Norris.

1315
01:05:51,360 --> 01:06:03,560
So Norris isn't raging so I feel like I would be somewhat thinking a little clearly.

1316
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:04,560
Yeah.

1317
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:10,120
And at this point I don't think this town is worth it.

1318
01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:18,080
So I'm just going to grab the gas can and start filling the deuce.

1319
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:20,480
The gas cans that you took from the train.

1320
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:21,480
Yes.

1321
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:22,480
Okay.

1322
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:32,080
So that we get you can you can you can start filling it.

1323
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:41,920
That brings us to this work over here and he is going to come up behind Ash and he is

1324
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:46,680
going to take his attacks.

1325
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:56,320
That's a 16 miss and a natural 20 so that one's going to hit shield.

1326
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:58,960
I have one that's my last one.

1327
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:02,520
It's it's still auto hit a critical hit is an auto hit.

1328
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:03,720
They're mine then.

1329
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:09,000
So that's 16 damage.

1330
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:14,440
And then he's still above half health and then the other one because you're the only

1331
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:20,280
target they can really see he's going to run over and he's going to do the same he's going

1332
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:23,880
to take two attacks at you.

1333
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:25,880
That is a 23 to hit.

1334
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:26,880
I'm a shield.

1335
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:27,880
Okay.

1336
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:28,880
That'll miss.

1337
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:29,880
Okay.

1338
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:30,880
Now the shield is up.

1339
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,440
What is your proficiency modifier?

1340
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:34,440
Proficiency.

1341
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:35,440
Yes.

1342
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:36,440
Plus three.

1343
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:37,440
Okay.

1344
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:41,000
So this is your last use of the shield.

1345
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,000
Yep.

1346
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,000
This is the last.

1347
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:46,520
And that is an 18.

1348
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:47,520
Okay.

1349
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:51,120
So only that one hits.

1350
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,600
And that's Ash back to you.

1351
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:54,600
Okay.

1352
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:56,720
First thing I'm going to do I'm going to lay on hands all my 25.

1353
01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:57,720
Okay.

1354
01:07:57,720 --> 01:07:58,720
That is my action.

1355
01:07:58,720 --> 01:07:59,720
Okay.

1356
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:06,080
And then as my bonus action I'm going to turn to both of them and be like do you really

1357
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:10,520
want to continue this fight and I'm pointing the sword out in front of them as you just

1358
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:11,960
saw what happened to your boss.

1359
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:16,120
Now go give me some more gas or else this will become you.

1360
01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:17,440
Roll persuasion with disadvantage.

1361
01:08:17,440 --> 01:08:18,440
With disadvantage.

1362
01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:24,680
They just watch you cut down their teeth and they're not very bright.

1363
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:30,040
Both 18s plus deception or persuasion.

1364
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:31,040
Persuasion.

1365
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:33,040
Oh man that's really good.

1366
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,040
I want to shoot.

1367
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:38,040
Hang on.

1368
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:42,360
24 minus 22 total.

1369
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:44,360
Okay.

1370
01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:46,800
So that D4 really is a knocker.

1371
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:47,800
Yeah.

1372
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:48,800
Yeah.

1373
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:55,880
Bane and bless are very powerful spells.

1374
01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:58,360
Well you did beat his roll.

1375
01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:03,000
So you you see this one.

1376
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:10,440
Yeah you see this one kind of kind of lose his conviction a bit and he starts to back

1377
01:09:10,440 --> 01:09:11,440
away from you.

1378
01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:14,920
Do you take you know you put your shield up you don't have a react.

1379
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:19,800
No it's your turn so you can't take an attack of opportunity if you wish because he's he's

1380
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,920
going to start to back away from you.

1381
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:24,720
Can I just grab like grappling is a reaction.

1382
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:25,720
No.

1383
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:26,720
No.

1384
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:29,040
No that would be your action.

1385
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,720
I'm just going to shoot him with the pistol.

1386
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:32,720
Okay.

1387
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:39,400
Which isn't so so you actually know this is an attack of this is an attack of opportunity

1388
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:43,560
from him backing away so you can't you you don't have time to actually I'm not I'm just

1389
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:45,440
going to put the sword next to him.

1390
01:09:45,440 --> 01:09:47,320
Okay next to his throat.

1391
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:48,320
Okay.

1392
01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:50,160
He's still he's just backing away.

1393
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:52,000
Yeah I'm not doing anything.

1394
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,000
Okay.

1395
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:57,760
So okay I'm just intimidating him so to say the the other one is still going to take

1396
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:07,600
his attacks that's going to miss and that's also going to miss so one is backing away

1397
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:19,400
from you and the other one is Stan is continuing to stand there and oh wait I skipped I'm Alphonse

1398
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:24,360
you're not doing anything you're just gonna I'm just going to tell Norris that what my

1399
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:28,840
perception was is I hear some horns and ruckus in that town we should probably hightail at

1400
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:29,840
the hell out of here.

1401
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:30,840
Okay.

1402
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:32,240
And then as you're filling it up.

1403
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:33,240
Yeah.

1404
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:37,520
And then I'll just agree and say that's why I'm filling her up because I don't think these

1405
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:39,440
guys are going to give us any gas.

1406
01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:44,840
Yeah and then I guess I would make my way to climb back into the bed of the trunk with

1407
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:47,040
to let everyone know that things are fine.

1408
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:48,040
Okay.

1409
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,040
Okay.

1410
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:53,520
So yeah this one this one looks like he's going back to his vehicle.

1411
01:10:53,520 --> 01:11:00,080
This one staying put he took he already took his two attacks at you so it's your turn again.

1412
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:02,840
Ash.

1413
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:09,800
I'm going to tell him we don't want to fight anymore.

1414
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:19,720
The lettuce let us pass through the town with no and no interruptions so to say and please

1415
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:20,880
leave.

1416
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:27,320
So that one is going to hightail it back to his vehicle as well.

1417
01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:29,320
So you're out of initiative.

1418
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:35,600
These two are jumping in their side by sides and heading off towards the town.

1419
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:39,720
Give me another perception check since you were looking out for them.

1420
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:45,080
Rohe Alphonse.

1421
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:50,280
That is going to be 1313.

1422
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:56,640
So you don't you can see these two getting in and running off.

1423
01:11:56,640 --> 01:12:05,240
You see motion at the edge of the town but you don't see anything anything real close

1424
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:10,680
definitely on their way but not super close yet.

1425
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:16,520
Ash you have a janky motorcycle thing in front of you.

1426
01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:19,320
It's still running.

1427
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:21,000
You don't see a key.

1428
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:25,640
You're not sure how they start it but it's still running.

1429
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:31,400
I sheet my sword and I go I'm going to investigate the motorcycle kind of get it to get a knowledge

1430
01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:39,080
base of how runs works and that is so we're actually going to do this as an animal handling

1431
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:40,960
check animal handling.

1432
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:41,960
Yeah.

1433
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:42,960
That's 21.

1434
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:49,440
So with 21 you can you can immediately see that this thing they start it by just like

1435
01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:54,800
taking two wires and sticking hot wire.

1436
01:12:54,800 --> 01:13:01,280
You can tell that this thing this thing it run it actually runs pretty smooth but it

1437
01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:07,920
is it is cobbled together from whatever they could find and just piece together.

1438
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:15,160
But it does it does run and ride it's actually better than you expected from looking at it.

1439
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:16,160
Awesome.

1440
01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:22,080
So you get your you would probably before they got into a threatening range you would

1441
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:25,440
really only have time to empty one of the gas cans.

1442
01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:26,440
That's fine.

1443
01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:31,800
Into the deuce and a half because it's only about 12 seconds right has passed.

1444
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:36,640
So you get the one gas can and and everybody loads back on the truck.

1445
01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:41,720
Well before we load up we should I would probably want to check the boss just to see if there

1446
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:50,360
is anything that the boss was okay hiding on himself that would be beneficial for us.

1447
01:13:50,360 --> 01:14:02,120
So on him you would find you find what looks like you would you would be familiar with

1448
01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:09,960
them they're essentially like a digital wallet that holds your NATO credits.

1449
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:14,080
You find one of those you don't know how much is on it you would have to transfer it onto

1450
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:19,440
your own which you don't have because you're a prisoner.

1451
01:14:19,440 --> 01:14:22,440
But you would have to transfer it in order to find out how much is on there but you do

1452
01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:29,160
find a couple of those in his pocket likely stolen from people he's killed.

1453
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:33,320
And then you find his great acts which is pretty shitty.

1454
01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:40,720
It's rusty and and it has like duct tape for the handle and it's in pretty bad shape but

1455
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,520
it is very sharp.

1456
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:44,480
Sharp is good.

1457
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,360
Yeah but that's all you find on it.

1458
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:47,840
He doesn't have much.

1459
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:50,640
Probably going to take it.

1460
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:51,640
Okay.

1461
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:52,640
All right.

1462
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:57,720
So you you throw it and it's it's it's blood stained and it's it's pretty nasty but you

1463
01:14:57,720 --> 01:15:00,560
just toss it in the back of the truck or do you bring it up in the cab?

1464
01:15:00,560 --> 01:15:02,840
I say do you give it to not Heather.

1465
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:03,840
Yes.

1466
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:05,840
Not Heather is getting that son of a bitch.

1467
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:07,840
What am I going to do with this?

1468
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:10,840
Swing real hard darling.

1469
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:11,840
Okay.

1470
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:17,080
So not Heather has her has her bloody acts.

1471
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:20,000
I love not Heather.

1472
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,960
My favorite.

1473
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:27,880
You guys can jump in the truck and take off.

1474
01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:34,160
Give me an animal handling check to to make sure that everything with the truck cooperates.

1475
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:38,960
I figured I'll lead in front of the truck.

1476
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:40,680
That's a 17 17.

1477
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:41,680
Absolutely.

1478
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:44,400
So you get in fire the truck up.

1479
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:46,720
You do see it's got a little more gas.

1480
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:51,520
Five gallons doesn't make a big dent in a doosan.

1481
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:53,760
But you get a little more gas.

1482
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:54,760
Perfect.

1483
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:58,320
And you guys can head on your way.

1484
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:00,080
Give me a survival check.

1485
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:03,600
I'm assuming you're navigating again.

1486
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:06,320
Oh yeah because you said you were going to lead the way.

1487
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:09,240
Natural 20 for a 22.

1488
01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:16,880
So you you lead the you lead the truck around the town successfully.

1489
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:25,520
You can see a dust storm behind you but they don't seem to be gaining on you.

1490
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:29,200
And you can assume that after a while though just kind of lose interest.

1491
01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:36,920
But you continue on and you come to the Mississippi River after a little while.

1492
01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:39,320
The bridge is knocked out.

1493
01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:42,440
It is destroyed.

1494
01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:48,000
How how long of a time lapse does it take for us to leave that town and get to the

1495
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,400
would I be having a conversation with Norris.

1496
01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:52,040
You absolutely can't.

1497
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:57,560
It's only about a half hour drive between Quincy and the Mississippi.

1498
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:59,880
But yeah you definitely have time to have a conversation.

1499
01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:03,560
Yeah I'd love to get to know Norris a lot better.

1500
01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:06,160
Oh Chad away.

1501
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:09,760
Okay Norris buddy.

1502
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:10,960
What's up big guy.

1503
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:14,280
That was some sick moves.

1504
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:20,400
You know I'm just a man trying to make it another day.

1505
01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:24,160
What if you don't mind me asking you don't mean to pry.

1506
01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:29,360
Feel free to ask things on me but what what's the orange jumpsuit.

1507
01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:34,320
Why'd they have your arms taken off of you and why were they transporting you.

1508
01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:36,320
Man look.

1509
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:43,520
Okay I was I was part of this gang down in Georgia.

1510
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:53,160
Okay and you know back back in the day I was a professor before all this shit went down.

1511
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:57,040
Oh yeah.

1512
01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:59,040
Professor of what.

1513
01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:02,240
You're going to laugh.

1514
01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:10,040
You're going to laugh but it's true astrology.

1515
01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:12,800
Really really really.

1516
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:15,400
I was trying to work for NASA.

1517
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:16,400
Okay.

1518
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:21,840
Then NASA went down the shitter with everything else.

1519
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:29,440
So then I just became a professor at UGA.

1520
01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:36,960
And once everything hit the fan I kind of kind of lost my mind a little bit.

1521
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:41,320
You know didn't really want to leave Georgia.

1522
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:48,040
And just started running with the crowd that kind of seemed to be like me.

1523
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:50,720
And we just took what we wanted.

1524
01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:54,400
Didn't really care about nothing else.

1525
01:18:54,400 --> 01:19:01,240
And always liked lifting weights and getting strong so I figured might as well make my

1526
01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:04,080
arms metal.

1527
01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:09,560
And well let's just say we started doing some things we drew too much attention to ourselves

1528
01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:18,000
and here comes daddy Nato's took me away did some weird experiments on me.

1529
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:23,040
Don't know why they needed to do half the stuff they did but they did.

1530
01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:28,480
And they took my arms from me because every time we go somewhere they're afraid that somehow

1531
01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:34,880
I'll get full strength in my arms and just beat the shit out of them which isn't far

1532
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:36,560
off I probably would.

1533
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:38,000
From what I've seen it makes sense.

1534
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:44,800
Yeah well I have to ask a question with you being a professor of astrology what's your

1535
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:47,760
sign.

1536
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:51,200
What is Norris's sign.

1537
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:53,200
Norris's a Gemini.

1538
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:56,200
Okay.

1539
01:19:56,200 --> 01:20:00,600
I just I had to know.

1540
01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:08,960
Don't like them Capricorns.

1541
01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:14,680
So yeah that's why I was running armless through the through the barren wasteland because you

1542
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:20,400
know they got to keep them off of me that way I ain't a threat as much.

1543
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:25,440
That's a lot better story than what I created so I'm glad that you.

1544
01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:28,760
What do you mean created you've been judging me before you even knew me.

1545
01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:30,320
It's just who I am.

1546
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:33,200
That's fair I guess I can't be mad about that.

1547
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:38,600
Just an armless man in a desert is just something I've never seen before.

1548
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:40,400
But hey the arms are pretty cool though.

1549
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:41,400
They're sick.

1550
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:43,920
What do you think Heather.

1551
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:45,400
I mean not Heather.

1552
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:47,400
I don't know whatever your name is.

1553
01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:50,400
You're calling me not Heather.

1554
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:52,400
Winner Fred.

1555
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:54,400
Winner Fred.

1556
01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:58,400
I'm going to purposely make your sweater one size too small.

1557
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:00,400
Add a girl grandma.

1558
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:02,400
Proud of you.

1559
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:06,400
I'm very petty.

1560
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:10,400
When you get to my age you will be too.

1561
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:11,400
Not Heather.

1562
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:15,400
How did you make it to your age in a time like this.

1563
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:18,400
I'm a bad bitch.

1564
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,400
You know what grandma yes you are.

1565
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:24,400
That's why I gave you that badass act.

1566
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:27,400
Please use that ax on someone.

1567
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:28,400
She's going to use it on you.

1568
01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:30,400
You make another assumption like that.

1569
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:34,400
Well I'll stop calling you not Heather.

1570
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:35,400
As soon as.

1571
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:40,400
Fuck around and find out.

1572
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:43,400
Don't make empty threats.

1573
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:46,400
I'm like holding up the ax.

1574
01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:48,400
Can she actually hold the ax.

1575
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:51,400
Like shaking.

1576
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:56,400
As she's lifting it she's kind of supporting her dominant hand with her non-dominant hand

1577
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:57,400
like hold it up.

1578
01:21:57,400 --> 01:22:01,400
The seats helping her.

1579
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:06,400
But she's like she's shaking so much that it almost looks like she's waving it at you.

1580
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:10,400
Alphonse would definitely gently pat her shoulder like I'm sorry.

1581
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:14,400
Heather just easier to pretend.

1582
01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:15,400
She's clunk.

1583
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:17,400
Sets it back down on the seat.

1584
01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:20,400
I bet you could fuck someone up with those needles.

1585
01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:24,400
I've killed four husbands with these.

1586
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:27,400
You took your medication today right.

1587
01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:29,400
Oh shit.

1588
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:32,400
It's back on the train.

1589
01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:36,400
Heather's going to get real fucking interesting.

1590
01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:41,400
Making a character sheet for not Heather and she's going to be a rogue.

1591
01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:46,400
Those are going to be her daggers.

1592
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:48,400
Well Norse it was nice to get to know you more.

1593
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:50,400
Appreciate it too.

1594
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:53,400
And I'd probably look at Ash and be like.

1595
01:22:53,400 --> 01:22:55,400
He's he's on a motorcycle.

1596
01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:59,400
Oh yeah because you're now getting I forgot you're not sitting upstairs with me or up

1597
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:04,400
in the cockpit with me anymore.

1598
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:09,400
And I pull up next to the truck and I presume you have the window down.

1599
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:11,400
I'm out the window.

1600
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:15,400
I'm doing I've got I've got one metal arm out the window and I'm doing a little wave

1601
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:19,400
thing in the air as we're driving down going up and down with my arm.

1602
01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:21,400
You know like little kids.

1603
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,400
I kind of yell at you and go.

1604
01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:26,400
I go we're approaching the Mississippi.

1605
01:23:26,400 --> 01:23:28,400
So let's get prepared here.

1606
01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:30,400
You might want to start slowing down a little bit.

1607
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:32,400
Are you enjoying the drive.

1608
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:34,400
Looks like you are.

1609
01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:38,400
And I just look I'm saying what you say.

1610
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:44,400
As you pull up to the bridge like I said the bridge is collapsed in front of you.

1611
01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:46,400
And.

1612
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:51,400
You're you can look around and go up and down the bank find somewhere that you can

1613
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:59,400
possibly cross possibly if you travel down the river a ways you may find another bridge.

1614
01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:02,400
But right there we will take our break.

1615
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:06,400
Thanks everyone for listening to dubstep and dragons we hope to catch you next week where

1616
01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:35,400
we find out what happens to our adventures as they continue their journey.