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What is it this time?
Knock, knock.
I don't want to know who's there.
Who's there?
I'll play along.
I eat mop.
You eat mop.
I eat mop.
You eat mop.
How is this going to bite me in the ass?
You eat mop who?
I'm not going to eat your poo.
Oh my God.
Good one.
Gross.
Hey, Matt.
Hey, Matt, how about this?
How about this?
Let me hit him with an intro.
I got an idea.
Go for it.
Okay, so you're listening to dubstepindragons, a D&D 5e actual play podcast with a cyberpunk
twist.
My name is Dan.
I play Alphonse, and I will not be your game master tonight.
My name is Matt, and I will be your game master.
My name is Luke, and I'm playing Ash.
And my name's Bo.
I'm playing Norse.
Previously on Dubstepindragons, Alphonse talked some shit, killed a cash cow, shot some orcs,
recognized a girl, and mine controlled his way out of a fight.
Ash drank some shitwine, got thrown from a train, showed everyone his giant sword, got
knocked the fuck out, and bisected some orcs.
Norse spent some time in bondage, ran armless through a field, got a bodyguard gig, and
headbutted an orc using someone else's head, and didn't eat a cryo chamber.
Didn't eat a cryo chamber.
What a lack of trying.
Fucker was heavy.
A 15 is not going to eat something that heavy.
Could have yeeted it in tour rotator cup or something.
You don't have a rotator cup.
I was about to say nevermind because my arms are metal.
Sorry I didn't inspire you.
You should have.
As a gentleman, we left off with Carbon Cross riding north into the non sunset, and you successfully
avoided a pretty nasty combat.
What would you like to do now?
You're not going to tell us how far he made it, are you?
No, no I'm not.
Maybe he died.
Maybe he made it all the way back to Chicago.
Probably died.
He stole my motorcycle.
He did.
I didn't mean for that to happen, but it was the first vehicle that popped into my head
of the ones I listed.
Ash was looking forward to that.
Sorry Ash.
It's okay.
Forgive me.
I'll find another one.
We'll find a way to get to a motorcycle eventually.
Maybe you'll get one that has one of the sidecars.
Who in the north can ride sidecars?
I'll call dibs.
Even if you don't, you could always go to a mod shop and have a sidecar build.
There's no reason you can't do that.
Are there desert mod shops?
No.
Or baron mod shops or wasteland.
I mean you could go talk to the orcs.
They might be able to fashion you something.
Maybe would you let me luck check for one?
For a motorcycle with a sidecar?
Either that or a mod shop.
Some random mod shop in the middle of nowhere.
So the problem is it would be a...
No, I'm not even going to humor that.
I was trying to do the mental gymnastics in my head to figure out how that would possibly
happen.
I'd seen the gears turning and instantly going to stop.
And it's just not happening.
Okay.
So he's riding off.
You have a bunch of civilians standing over the hill from you.
They have no idea what's going on.
All the orcs have bugged out because they just saw people get smushed.
People get cut and... or orcs get smushed, get cut in half, get... all sorts of bad things
happen.
So they just... they just bolted.
So since we are in a battle, one thing that I didn't get to do because Norris is a very
interesting looking fellow.
I was... I didn't have a chance to actually ask him or have him describe what he looks
like but it's something out of a horror book.
Norris, describe your ugly ass.
So as it stands right now, since you know I ripped a orc's head off and head butted
another one with it, I'm drenched in blood.
My arms are very long, metal and girthy.
And I'm in... since I've been captive for many years, I'm in a just a tattered orange
jumpsuit.
Very tall.
Skinny.
Very veiny.
What's his hair look like?
Green Mohawk.
Did he choose the green Mohawk?
Did they like let him cut his own hair?
Or was that by request or did they do it to him as a joke?
Well you see, because of the radiation, my hair was kind of patchy anyway and so that's
just always the way that I had it cut.
So like the opposite of male patterned baldness?
Yeah, pretty much.
Instead of a skull it just grew up a Mohawk.
I wish I had gone bald that way.
I was wondering if it was like a prison gang thing to be honest with you.
I didn't know if...
Yeah.
We could have been the green unicorn fairies.
I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
He was more of a lab rat.
Yeah.
Oh.
It's very lonely in here.
I wasn't sure what the orange.
Orange jumpsuits in this decade.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
That's fair.
He just likes orange.
Fair enough.
He likes to make some stand out if he tries to run away.
No hiding a giant orange jumpsuit.
Especially without arms.
I mean, that would have been...
And I'm barefoot.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's a good look.
So I kind of choose.
I do need some shoes.
I need a whole new get up.
I feel like I'm feeding...
I ran away!
Y'all should do this in character.
Have this conversation in character.
I feel like we should be playing the game.
Oh, is it?
I thought I was...
Yeah, I was seriously...
I'm getting a shut up now.
Yeah.
Trying to RP here, bud.
My bad.
Carry on.
Right.
Yeah.
So if you could help me find some shoes.
Oh, yeah.
We could definitely...
And a whole new get up.
That would be pretty dandy.
Well, A, great job being a bodyguard.
Super appreciate that.
You're welcome.
Didn't see you much, but I'm glad I could protect you.
You know, I was just...
I was being a piece of shit.
That's fine.
I don't judge.
Yeah.
It's kind of what I...
I don't fucking cared about.
Beautiful.
Well, I know.
Let's take a look around.
Yeah.
Let's investigate this wrecked train now.
Give me an investigation check, everybody.
Let's see what you find.
Oh, this...
Mr. DM, that would be a 21.
Of course.
Would you roll a three?
Nine or...
Oh, I got 15.
Hey, hey, hey.
None of those are too bad.
So with your nine.
Yeah.
You find...
You find some...
I mean, there's dead bodies everywhere.
So you could definitely find some shoes.
I see dead people.
That's pretty easy.
Yeah.
And there's a variety of people here.
So you could probably find some shoes that fit you properly and maybe.
Give me a...
What kind of shoe specifically would you like?
Mmm.
Some high-top Chuck Taylor's.
Ooh, I dig it.
Give me a DC 10 luck check.
It's just a flat roll.
If you get above a 10, you find some.
Is that a...
Is that a d20?
Roll a d...
Roll a d20 and roll above a 10.
Why did I roll a 20?
Oh, oh, fantastic.
You find pristine.
Like, basically just fresh out of the box with no blood on them.
It's pretty amazing.
You found some that aren't disgusting.
But you do have to take them off the dead body of a teenager.
Fuck that kid.
I'm sorry about that.
My shoes.
Oh, that's...
Wow.
Fair enough.
That was really...
I thought I was going dark and then you went way darker.
Real dark.
Look, okay, I'm a barbarian that's barefoot in the desert.
I need some fucking shoes.
Hey, Norris, I'm not judging you, man.
Yeah, hey, don't watch, but I'm taking these shoes from this kid.
Oh, okay.
Don't judge.
I'll look the other way.
Thank you.
All is fair.
Mr. Alphonse, you find...
So you're currently standing near the fallen NATO soldiers.
Yes.
You notice his boots.
This particular NATO officer is much more kitted out than the others.
He's got better armor, better guns, just everything is a little bit better.
And he has these heavy metal boots on.
Instead of cybernetics, it looks almost like they have propulsion systems built into them.
Oh.
And you could pretty easily remove those from him because I don't think he's going to fight
you for them.
I would happily take these pair of boots.
And then as you go around, I imagine you're all going through some of the cases that flew
out, just in general looking for things to help you get to where you need to go.
Inside of a few of the cases, you find some that have, you know, people packing like their
favorite treats, like their favorite snacks for the trip, stuff like that.
So you find, we'll say about...
We'll say you find 30 rations.
Okay.
And one ration will get one person through one day.
You can collect bottles of water.
There would have been plenty on the train.
They probably would have been scattered all over.
You could probably even find a pallet of them.
You already grabbed all the guns out of the train, so you don't have to worry about that.
When you're in there, you already got the medical supplies.
You can find some basic like flak vests, stuff like that.
And then as you're looking around, all the people start coming out from around the hill
because they can hear that the fighting is no longer going on.
And they also have a bunch of their own stuff that they've kind of gathered to bring along
the way.
Ash, did you come across anything in your search?
Nothing that I have found.
I wasn't really looking for much.
You do come off as a rich type.
Yeah, I mean, the armor and stuff is kind of nice already.
I was thinking the sword.
Is there anything you would like to look for, particularly?
I'm just looking for supplies to get us across.
That's kind of what I figured.
And so you would have been the one, while he's taking the boots off of the NATO soldier
and while he's taking the shoes off the teenager.
I'm ignoring it completely.
You're going around and gathering up things that are really, really needed.
There are two other vehicles there.
So you have the truck and then there were two others that were left behind by the orcs.
They're kind of like a side by side type thing, more of a dune buggy.
So they'll only hold a couple of people and maybe some cargo.
One of them has a gun mounted to the back of it.
And the other one just looks like it can hold a passenger.
Do we find any extra gas?
There's gas in those vehicles.
Give me another luck check.
The higher you roll, the more gas you find.
D20.
Truck checks are all going to be D20.
Nope, that's not it.
I don't think that one is either.
I think that's a D12.
How do you not know your D20?
Oh, Jesus, I'm an idiot.
It's the last one.
Literally the most important die.
It was hiding, okay?
It's camouflage.
It's the one with the 20-sided.
16.
It says 20 on that.
I think we figured that out last one.
So you find three five-gallon gas tanks.
Perfect.
Or gas cans, excuse me.
Okay, the one with the gun on the back of it.
Do we have room to load our AI friend?
She's in the decent half inch.
Yeah, that one wouldn't be big enough.
Like I said, these are the size of a side-by-side.
Okay.
So if you were to haul her, you would have to...
I could take the horse's truck that you ran over all that.
Yeah, you would have to take the deuce and a half to haul that.
And that's where you're going to put a majority of the survivors.
Okay.
Are we traveling with the survivors?
Are we sending them on their way?
How many survivors are there?
So there are...
You find...
Oh, I have a note on this.
You have 24 that are in shape to travel.
There's dead bodies everywhere.
So it's a very small portion of the population on this train that survived.
But you have 24 survivors, and then you have a bunch of people that are in...
You can tell by looking at them, they're not likely to make the trip.
Surprisingly enough, I legitimately rolled on this.
Not Heather.
Survived.
No way.
That's a tough old lady.
Well, you don't make it to triple digits in 20, 90...
I gave her a very high DC, and she...
And I rolled a natural 20.
Like, it was DC 19 for her to survive.
She got a 19 or a 20, she survived.
That's one tough bra.
She is unscathed.
She is...
Wow.
So I'm going to look at Alphonse, and I'm going to say, hey, we should take the old lady.
Norris, I'm 100% with you.
Alphonse is easy to throw out as bait.
Wow, that is so dark.
Wow, you kind of dark there, Alphonse.
I was kind of thinking maybe she's got some connections to make it to 100 and something
in 20, 93.
That's true.
A lot of wisdom in those years.
Yeah.
Well, I...
But we can use her as bait.
I'm good with that.
I like bait.
Well, we're going to chase...
Are you guys having this conversation out loud?
Oh, yeah, yeah, we really are.
Yeah, I just wanted to verify.
I mean, they don't look like they can really fight.
Anyone here can fight us off.
I know.
Who's going to speak to them?
Who's going to tell them a plan?
We should probably come up with a plan.
Yeah, we should probably do a plan.
I don't think we should take many, but that's just Norris's.
Norris's two cents, because we've got 30 rations.
If we take a bunch, then we're responsible for them.
Plus we got this thing we loaded and do some half that we're responsible for.
How many miles do we have left to Kansas City?
You don't know.
Like half a day at least.
Well, and to be honest with you, you think the train company would have insurance for
something like this.
I've got to imagine they're sending someone out here to clean this mess up.
Yeah, they probably knew it was wrecked right away.
Yeah.
So, do we really feel bad for leaving a bunch of people?
I mean, we could probably take a couple more just in case you're wondering.
We could probably take the worst of the bunch and then the ones that look like they could
survive.
Yeah, give them the guns.
I mean, I feel like we all have, I mean, you've seen his arms.
You've seen Norris's arms.
Those things are guns themselves.
We can leave the weapons here with them.
So good news for you two.
The gun shows free.
The Alphonse gets the chills.
I unlocked a new achievement.
New kink.
No, no.
So is that the plan?
We're taking the worst one than grandma.
We're hitting the road.
Yeah, as long as the worst that doesn't look like they can fight or survive.
Yeah.
I think that's a good plan.
Fair enough.
Women and children minus the one I took the shoes from.
He's not making it.
He's he's Gandhi.
Yeah, you're going to roll to see how many you can fit in the douce and a half with the
cryo chamber and the rations and stuff like that.
This will be a maximum number.
You guys can take as many as you please.
Women and children are they safer with us for safer here.
They'd be safer with us.
OK, I think just because we can handle.
This was my first training experience.
Ash, I don't really know what the railway system does as far as incidents like this.
Usually they send out an insurance agent in either another rail or a bus.
Mr. D.M. What's the insurance company now?
Do they is it like some weird version of triple B triple B?
You know, to be honest with you, I feel like all the corporations would be self-insured.
Self-insured.
OK, yeah, I feel like they would mainly come out here just to recover as much of their
equipment as possible and and maybe whatever survivors there are.
Oh, OK, so survivors should probably be good.
Yeah.
They're not going to just like kill them all and like this didn't happen.
No.
OK, OK, no, they can use it as a sympathy.
OK, yeah, you know, put out there all this tragic attack on our train killed all these
poor people.
And I think they'll deal with the bodies.
The dead ones anyways.
I'm not going to deal with it.
No, I ain't dealing with it.
Imagine the stench.
You're not coming with us.
Just piling up in the back of the doosan hat.
I really don't want that weight.
How much time do you guys spend searching and and and deliberating before you take off?
Hour.
An hour.
Maybe max.
Maybe.
We need to get on the road.
Right.
We got to get to Kansas.
I'll tell you what, it ain't safe here.
No.
What was your first clue?
I don't know.
It's not safe just in general out here.
Somebody give me a survival check.
See if you can figure out where you are.
That won't be me, gentlemen.
Ash will not roll that.
You should roll that.
I'm not rolling too long.
Oh, perfect.
21.
Yes.
21.
Very nice.
So with that, you you're doing the math in your head and you and you've made this
trip a couple of times being a rich kid.
You go back and forth, especially with the corporate offices wanting you to show up for
you're basically like a like a like a their show dog.
They're like, oh, look at the founders son.
Oh, he's still with us.
And so they invite you up to Chicago to do like press junkets and shit like that.
So you would be aware that you're just outside of Quincy.
Quincy.
I forgot what state it's in.
Indiana.
Quincy, Illinois.
Just about which is right next to the Missouri River or Mississippi River.
Excuse me, which is no more.
Right.
I don't know the Mississippi River.
The river is still there.
Just don't eat the fish.
There is any fish.
Oh, there's fish.
I'm just looking Oregon Trail right now.
I'm going to dive.
Dysentery because I can't kill nobody.
Dysentery.
So you would know that you've you've made it about halfway.
You have a pretty decent track to get to Kansas City.
All right.
So we have a plan.
Women, children leave who can fight here.
Grandma has to come.
Well, grandma has to come.
That makes sense.
Would you like me to tell everyone or?
Yeah, you seem like the type that.
OK.
Fantastic.
Pretty charming.
Mr. Mr. D.M.
Is there a spot where I could almost take like a stage like some like a step on?
Yeah, I would imagine you could step up on the back of the doos and half.
Everybody would be kind of crowded around that.
OK.
So yeah, you could probably step up onto the tailgate and address everybody from there.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's in our best interest to take the women and children
in the doos and a half to Kansas.
Everyone that is left here can fight on their own.
The railroad company should be here when whenever they get here, you know, we'll leave as many
guns as we can here and take what we can with us.
So you're all this rabble, just people talking amongst themselves.
Some of them sound pretty angry.
Some of them are like, especially the women and the children, they're like, yay.
Give me a persuasion check with disadvantage because you are, you know, telling these people
they're going to sit in the middle of nowhere.
The first one was a 31.
OK.
That is still 22.
22.
22 is still going to convince.
You know, there's a lot of talking amongst themselves and they kind of, about how many
are you guys planning on taking.
I rolled you guys can fit 18 people, not including yourselves.
There's only 24 people.
Yeah.
And how many of those are women and children?
Yeah.
A decent chunk.
And then there's a couple of families where it's, you know, husband and husband, husband
and wife, you know, there's some families together and they all have like kids with
them and stuff like that.
We'll say, we'll say there's, there's three families.
One of them is sobbing because they just lost one of their kids.
They're very, very sad.
So I would imagine you would want to take them with you unless you're heartless.
He wasn't wearing Chuck Taylor's worry.
I wish I had thought of that.
Sorry.
Well, there's other vehicles.
I mean, if they're that upset, they can take the one with a turret mounted on the back
or whatever.
And that very well could be what happens is whatever people you leave may just, may just
take off on their own.
But, uh, uh, because give me anyone.
Actually you can all do it.
Just an intelligence check.
That's a seven from Norris.
Sounds about right.
Right.
17.
That's a seven for me too.
So, uh, Alphonse, you would assume that before too long the orcs are going to come back.
They're going, they're banking on the, the people that fought them off are going to leave.
And then they can come back and the train's going to be easy pickings.
Okay.
So pretty much anybody you leave here is likely going to die.
You don't have to tell them that.
Oh, I will not.
No.
No, I mean, we'll load up again.
There's multiple vehicles.
People can do whatever they want.
If anyone in the crowd has a problem, they can talk to good old Norris and Ash.
So do you guys take as many people as you can take the 18 or do you do fudge it and tell
them, oh, we can only fit a certain amount?
I think we're going to fudge it.
I think we fudge it.
Yeah.
Maybe like 12.
Yeah.
Including us.
Okay.
So you address the crowd, you say, you know, with, with this, with this valuable cryo chamber
and with all the rations to get people there to ensure as the safety of as many people
as possible, uh, we can only take 12.
Yep.
Uh, give me a deception role because you're, I'm assuming the one presenting this to them.
Uh, that is 1717.
He has.
Excellent.
He's a.
That's why he's doing all the talking.
Yeah.
Well, so, so with that, you see, you see people kind of bargaining with each other, like, like
families, the, the, the husband being like, you guys, you guys should go.
I'll stay here.
I have a, I have better odds of surviving out here.
And so there's, there's kind of some bargaining going on within the group to figure out who
should go, who should stay.
Uh, you end up, you end up mainly with women and children.
You get your 12.
Uh, it's, it's like three women and, and all of the remaining healthy kids.
Uh, so you have, you have like nine kids and three adults kind of that they all agreed
would be the chaperones of these nine kids.
Okay.
But you don't really have anybody that's going to be able to help you fight if, if it comes
down to it.
Uh, a couple of, a couple of the dads will likely hop in, in the side by sides and travel
with, uh, and you might be able to get some assistance through that.
But I think it's best that way.
They're not in our way.
I agree.
And then Norris would get in the driver's seat and say, not Heather.
Getting a passenger seat.
Let's go grandma.
Hey, uh, hey Ash, will you grab them gas cans?
I found.
Yeah, I'll grab the gas cans.
I'll get the rations.
Oh, okay.
I was just worried about not grandma or not Heather.
Good old, good old not Heather.
Oh yeah.
I forgot you guys.
She's one of the, she's one of the women that comes with the chaperone.
I think we make an exception and she just, she was just guaranteed on.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So she's not included in the 12th.
Yeah.
Okay.
She was coming from the get go.
Yeah.
She, she already found herself a nice spot and she's like, she was in there before I was.
She's in there like crocheting.
I'm going to, I'm going to make all you boys just the nicest sweaters.
Awesome.
So what does that, what does it actually leave?
There were side by sides.
How many people could fit in the vehicle with the turret?
So you can have two people in the front seat, one person on the turret and then the other
one is just a two-seater with a flatbed.
Okay.
So we're not really leaving that many people behind.
No, no, there's not too many in it.
And it's mainly like, like older men that, that volunteer to stay behind and they do
ask for a couple of guns.
Oh yeah.
So just so they can, you know, take out as many as they can before passing on.
Cause at this point they, they've, they've probably accepted their fate.
All right.
Okay.
And I grabbed one of the, I grabbed like an SMG looking gun.
Okay.
Just for my side.
You can, you can go in to D&D Beyond and you guys can basically pick anything that's not
a laser rifle or an anti-matter gun.
Or if it's, if it's a, a normal sounding firearm, you can go ahead.
Uh, I don't think any of you are proficient in firearms, but you can still use them.
I don't see you grabbing a gun there, Norris.
No, Norris doesn't need no gun.
So I'm just carrying the guns.
I am the gun.
I'll just carry my government issued one.
I'll be fine.
Yeah.
I usually didn't carry a gun, but now I do.
You never know when you're going to need one.
Okay.
So then you guys take off and with, we'll just carry over your survival check from earlier.
It gets you going in the right direction for sure.
Somebody give me a D 100 roll.
We'll see how much gas it's basically going to be a percentage of a tank.
60 64.
Okay.
So you have, you have over a half a tank of gas.
So you can get, you can get a decent ways.
So you travel for about 45 minutes and you see the signs for Quincy because a lot of
the signs are still intact.
And you're able to kind of follow the tracks and the, and at some point, a highway, an
old highway crosses the tracks.
You follow that for a bit and you start seeing signs for Quincy.
Okay.
As you, as you come up to Quincy and everything around you is mostly a barren wasteland.
There, there are, there is some plant life.
Most of it has, most of it has died, but there's, there's still like your, your random tree
and some grasses going across that they're alive, but just barely.
And then you see some that living in the cities you would have never seen.
Like radiation has definitely affected the plant life as well.
You get the idea that traveling on foot would have been very treacherous.
Interesting.
So you're coming up to Quincy, Illinois.
You're on the, you're outside of town, but you can see it on the horizon.
At this point, it's probably, you know, mid afternoon, three o'clock, something like
that, since you guys took off in the morning.
Does anyone know anything about Quincy?
I've only just traveled through it by train.
I don't know much about it.
So like I said before, you would know that this is basically the last town before you
cross the Mississippi River.
Other than that, it's a, it's a, it's a small, uh, it's a fairly small town.
Not, it never had a huge population.
You can't imagine there's really anybody living there now.
So we can either stop here for the night or continue going and risk dark.
Well, this is a safe town potentially.
We could leave the survivors here.
That was my thought process.
Alcons.
I mean, really want to take them all the way to Kansas.
I don't want that weight on my shoulders.
It doesn't matter to me.
I, we could take them.
We, we do have the rations.
It'd probably be one ration a day for everybody to get them to survive.
Well, if this town is populated, I mean, maybe they have stuff.
They might have gas and food and I don't know, Ash, I feel like you're the, you're the expert
in this area.
Yeah.
They, the town is still pretty barren.
I don't know what's living here or who's living here.
A lot of it is going to be outlaws.
They might have a motorcycle.
We can look for that.
And it looks like.
I would consciously would not feel good about leaving them, but we can if it's going to
hinder our survival.
Well, I don't know you guys that well.
So true.
We can play by ear when we get there.
Let's see what the town has.
Let's go from there.
Okay.
As you guys are coming into Quincy, everybody give me a perception check.
Natural 20.
That one.
Uh, the seven, the seven 25 total.
So who's I'm assuming you're driving since you kind of knew.
Yeah, where you were and, and, or, or he could be, uh, uh, Norris could be driving and you
could be navigating.
Actually, that probably works better since I'm sure he would insist on driving the truck
since he stole it.
So as you're coming in, you do see, you see fires in Quincy.
Uh, they kind of look like, uh, Oh, what's the name?
The, the burn pits.
Like a hobo fire.
Yeah.
Sure.
They look like a hobo fire.
Uh, like maybe they stacked tires and stuff like that.
And they're, they're burning.
There's, there's about a half a dozen of them around the city, uh, lit on fire.
That's about all you can see from here.
So that tells me there's people living here.
Uh, could probably bed down closer to one of those or pull in and see who pops out or
what pops out.
It looks like there is civilization here, but who knows what kind of civilization.
Like I said, a lot of what's out here in the barons is outlaws and thieves.
Well, I'm reliant on you gentlemen.
You're definitely the, the fighters of the bunch.
What, if you do you want to get into rumble, do you feel like this is not the move?
What do you think, Ashton?
I feel like we should probably approach it a little safely.
Not going there just blazing, but you know, kind of circle the joint, see what's cooking.
See if you see anybody just out on the streets before we pulled into the streets.
So I'll let you do essentially a stealth check for the truck.
If you go onto your character sheet and go to the last tab, the other tab I put on there for all of you, the stat sheet for a vehicle.
None of the, none of the weapons that are listed are equipped.
But you should see scavenger.
Not other extras.
There it is.
So all your modifiers for the vehicle will be listed there.
Perfect.
So if you guys want to come up subtly and just scope the place out closer up, you can definitely roll a stealth check.
And I'll have you do it since you are the driver.
You will use the DEX modifier because it doesn't have any proficiency in stealth because it's a truck.
So it'll say plus one.
Yeah, just click on it.
So yeah, it'll be your d20 roll plus one because it's got a DEX of 12.
10.
So it is a dooseneal.
It is a dooseneal with a big ass plot.
Yes.
As you guys are coming up to the town, you're driving slow and you're kind of skirting around the outside.
And just as you get around Ash, you realize that Norris never turned the headlights off.
So you've been skirting around this town with the headlights on.
So much for not being noticed.
On the truck. Give me another perception check.
15.
So you see three vehicles coming from the town and driving towards you.
Looks like two of the dune buggy style vehicles and either a vehicle with a headlight burnt out or motorcycle.
Norris, you want to slow up a little bit here?
Yeah.
I don't want to cause too much of a ruckus. It looks like because you forgot to turn off the headlights.
Sorry, how was I supposed to know it gets this dark? I just spent a whole day in BDSM.
So it is fairly dark out just because of the ash that was sent up into the ozone and all that.
So there's not a, you never get much sunlight.
It's almost, middle of the day, it's basically overcast all the time.
Living in Seattle.
And this, at this point of the day, it's starting to get dark.
So it's almost like sundown at this point.
So you're able to see, but not super clearly.
So as they get closer, I'll just run off of your same perception check.
So as you get closer, you can see that these are very clearly more orcs.
And there, because you guys slowed down, they're getting very close.
Close enough that you can see their green skin.
Damn it, Ash, we should have kept going.
We've got to go through the town to get through.
Do you want me to try to reason with them?
Yeah, we can try to reason with them. They're orcs. They're not the greatest.
Well, sometimes I could speak a little, little idiot. I don't know.
I'll try.
As soon as it goes south, I'm mowing them over.
Fair enough.
Works for me.
So I picture Alphons has been sitting talking to these two.
I picture this deuce and a half has like a little window to the cab of the truck.
Yeah, a little pass through window.
Yeah, so I've just been sitting in back with all the women and children
and talking through that window.
And you have kind of like a canvas tarp over the top, covering you.
Yep. So I start standing up and I prepare to get ready to jump out of the back of the vehicle once it comes to a stop.
Oh, OK.
Norris, you better help protect him.
If I jump out with a big old sword on my back, it's going to look real threatening.
But if you jump out, you'll just look like a bad man.
You'll just look like a bodyguard.
That's fair.
All right, well, I'll stop it, but you better be good with those words.
I'm not promising anything.
And then Norris just slows down and comes to a complete stop.
As you do that, these three vehicles come up and it is one motorcycle and two side by sides.
And they just start doing like making like a circle and they're just riding around in a circle around the truck,
and they're just starting up dust.
And the dust is getting thicker and thicker and thicker and it's getting harder and harder for you to see.
As they're doing this, the motorcycle stops.
It kind of pulls up behind the truck and the two side by sides just keep going and stirring up all this dust.
It's getting really hard to breathe and you can't see very well, but you can clearly see this.
This thing is covered in iron and it looks like they've just haphazardly just started attaching guns and armor and just junk.
You can you can see like tin roofing panels that they've that they've cut out and they've turned into like a front fender because the tire is like a foot wide on the front.
You imagine that this thing handles like garbage.
Oh, they're not riding on just steelies like there's no rubber.
No, no, no, there's there's there's tires there, but it looks like they've got like car tires.
Okay, that's just stuck on this motorcycle and this thing is barely holding itself together, but it comes up.
I definitely go up on it.
It's like a it's like a Harley potato potato potato.
And pulls up in front of you.
Fuck our talk.
Give us our talk.
We won this in a gambling bet.
No.
Roll deception.
18.
You definitely beat his outside.
Who? Who you beat? Who you be for talk?
I believe his name was Roger.
Fucking Roger.
You give me truck.
Well, no, Roger said to come here.
You'd get us some extra gas so we can make it to Kansas.
Roger liar.
Why?
Give you no gas.
I thought orcs were true to their word.
No, no, that's that's also lie.
What in the hell is going on out here?
You get no gas.
You give me truck.
I told you I won this truck in a bet.
No, no, no, you give me truck.
You are not Roger.
How about you bet me?
I'm not Roger.
You give me truck.
Let's roll some dice on this.
And I pulled dice out of my pocket.
He reaches in his pocket and he pulls out dice.
Give me give me a perception check.
My perception check is going to be 12.
These things are definitely made out of bone.
These used to be somebody.
Oh, I'm not nervous.
No, I'm not nervous.
I yelled back.
Norris, I got this.
I hope so.
Rollies.
Rollies it is.
I rolled a six, Mr. Dm.
I rolled an eight.
Give me truck.
Eight beats six.
It's best out of three.
Weird.
I thought that was implied.
Oh, it's cute.
The orc don't know how to count to three.
You shut up in truck.
By the south three.
Okay.
Rollies.
15.
17 feet 15.
Give me truck.
Well, clearly we're not going to make any headway with this.
Give me truck.
No.
I refuse.
I won this fair and square.
At this point, you lose truck.
You just you just lose truck to me.
You give me truck.
Well, give me something else to drive in.
Norris would probably get angry at this point and jump out of the truck.
I just kill you.
Take truck.
Go ahead and roll initiative.
That's not how I thought that was going to go.
Give me truck.
15 for Norris.
Good job.
Those are some good words there.
You can use my desk next time.
I could have lied about my roles.
I already deceived him.
You did.
I already did.
I deceived him.
I got a roll.
That was a good garbage.
I don't know.
Actually, that's not pretty good either.
Well, 25 to 20.
21.
21 for Ash.
15 to 20.
19.
19 for Alphons.
Oh, sorry.
I always spell Alphons.
For some reason, I want to put a pH.
That's fine.
I don't know why.
Spell how you feel.
No one else is going to see it.
And then up is Norris at 15.
And then you have, so you three are all going to go before these orcs,
which is fitting because two of them are still in their vehicles.
So we'll go.
How far in front of the truck did the motorcycle stop?
He's right behind the truck.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, directly behind the.
So you have truck and then right at the tailgate,
you have Alphons standing in front of him is this orc.
And then right behind him is the motorcycle.
So it's they're right in line.
And then.
Just call them one.
Two.
Ash, you're up first.
Okay, I am going to.
So because he's behind the truck.
Have you not healed yourself since the last encounter?
No, I have not.
Okay, well, you, you are.
I didn't know if you're doing a short rest or not.
So, so we'll, we will see you in a minute.
So you are.
I didn't know if you're doing a short rest or not.
So, so we'll, we will say that this is the truck.
And then you have Alphons directly behind it orc orc.
So you are.
Okay.
Oh, wait, sorry.
I am.
First thing I'm going to do is I'm going to move to the back
towards next to the orc.
Okay.
Yeah, you got plenty of movement.
So I'm right up next to him.
I am going to hang on one second.
Okay.
Refresh my memory.
Dm channel divinity.
Is that considered an action?
I believe it listed as an action.
Yes, it does.
I do not have your character sheet.
No, you're good.
It does.
Well, I'm going to come.
I'm going to take two swings at him.
Okay.
That is 23 to hit.
Hits.
Definitely hits.
And this is with divine smite.
Okay.
Just so you're aware.
Don't forget your sword adds one damage dice to all smites.
Yes.
And you didn't.
Ilprepaired.
I was missing a dice.
That's right.
I didn't have my dice out at all last episode.
I nearly forgot my dice at home.
So touch the bullet there.
Luke has enough to share.
I do.
I can't have today.
So that is 21 damage.
Take a big old chunk out of him.
So whenever you hit, I imagine your divine smite.
Almost as a radiation coming off of your blade.
And you just dig it into this or cheap.
This war chief.
Oh yeah.
And second attack.
You can smell the or flash singeing.
Just so you I'm showing all funds.
Oh, is that 20?
That is a natural 20.
Oh no.
Get credit son.
So I have a feeling this is going to be a shorter combat.
I really want to motorcycle.
Yeah.
That's so three.
So we're doing four.
That's 3d6.
That's 12 plus 15.
That's full damage.
And then.
Where's the third d6?
The sword.
2d6 was another damage.
No, that's only on smites.
You only get the extra damage die on smites.
That was a divine smite.
Oh, you're adding divine smite on this one too.
Okay.
So yeah, divine smite.
Sorry, I did not clarify that at all.
No problem.
So yeah.
So 12 15.
That's 27.
27.
27 total damage with the crit.
Well, that's just the that's just the main damage.
Okay.
And then.
6 9 11.
11 8.
And.
Oh my God, I can't math tonight.
11 17 here in 19.
Is 23.
So 23 27.
So 50.
Yeah.
He is.
He is a.
So, so you, you dig this blade into him and it, it buries itself.
In his rib cage and he's, he's looking shocked.
He was just playing Dysos.
I can't.
And now, and now he's got this irradiated blade.
Just, just embedded into his rib cage.
For 50 damage.
So we're going to get a.
Do you have anything for a bonus action?
I do.
I'm going to.
I'm going to lay on hands myself.
That's a good idea.
Is lay on hands.
I was going to say, I believe that's an action.
So I am done then.
To do on the trip there.
Yeah.
I wasn't thinking.
So I'm done.
Okay.
So.
Alphonse.
With this or chief has any of his armor been damaged?
Does he have a, did he have armor that the blade went through it?
It's, it's, it's kind of, it's basically just like steel plates.
That he's got strapped onto him.
It's, it's real.
Just janky.
So some of it got a little damage though with the, the sword attack.
Oh yeah.
Okay, cool.
So I walk up to the or or chief because kind of next to Ash and I put my hand on him.
And I go, I really wish you would have just given us the gas and let us go on our way.
And what happens is the, how my eye can kind of play tricks on people.
My eye flashes.
And the next thing you know, a piece of his armor is as mended or he perceives it as mended,
but it's just an illusion.
And I said, do you want to continue this fight or will you give us what we want?
Give me a deception check and a persuasion check deception.
That is going to be a 25 and persuasion is going to be a 14.
Oh, that's a natural 18.
So he looks at you and he's got this, this kind of confused.
Like he's got this, this blade that just damn near cut him in half and he's, he's got blood
coming out of his mouth.
No, no.
And you see him winding up to take a swing at you.
Okay.
But it's not his turn yet.
So Norris.
Yes.
You're up.
Norris is just going straight for an attack.
Okay.
So what I want Norris to do is for the, for the same orc.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
Okay.
But I wouldn't have moved yet.
I'll still be back.
Oh, sorry.
You're fine.
So what I want Norris to do.
I'm just going to go straight for an attack.
Okay.
Do you want to move up to him first?
So it's part of my attack.
Oh, perfect.
Go for it.
Got some flavor on the spring.
No, I'm not.
So, so tell me, keep in mind what you were going to do and then tell me what to roll.
I rolled a three.
It's still not enough to hit.
So was your intention like a Superman punch or something?
It was going to be, I was going to run and jump off the tailgate and just come down with
an elbow right on his noggin.
Okay.
So you, you run and you, you go to plant your foot on the tailgate to launch yourself and
the tailgate is much slicker than you had anticipated.
And these Chuck tailors just don't have the grip.
So you, you go to plant your foot and it just like slips out from under you and you fall,
you don't fall prone.
But, but you just land next to Alphonse.
Give me an acrobatics check.
I want to see if you can make this look like it was on purpose.
18 18.
So you slip off there and you, and you grab the tailgate and you just kind of correct yourself
and you land right next to Alphonse like you meant to.
You still have a second attack.
Did you see that Alphonse?
That was awesome.
Yeah.
Watch this.
And then for my second attack.
No, he's not.
No, I'm going to punch him right in the balls.
So this is just.
21 hits.
Perfect.
Now you do not get the extra 2d6 because you're not raging.
I'm not raging.
So just standard weapon damage.
It's five.
Okay.
So you land next to Alphonse and you, like I said, you do it in a very convincing way.
Like, like almost like you were trying to duke's of hazards slide across.
Wow.
And you just land next to him just nonchalant.
It's like you meant to do that.
And then, and then you go to punch him in the dick and he's got, he's got like this, this
metal piece in front of his crotch and you hit that you push it into his, into his testicles,
but it just doesn't have the amount of that you're used to.
Have a nice ring to it.
Oh yeah.
He's got a casted belt.
It's never last.
So yeah, it sounds like a gong.
Robin Hoodman and tights.
Do you have anything you want to do as a bonus action?
I assume you're not using your rage.
I'm not raging.
No.
Um, bonus action.
I think you're pretty limited on bonus actions.
So that brings us to first up is the is the chief standing in front of you.
You just took a nasty chunk out of him, but you're who he's angry with Alphonse is who
he's angry with.
How so?
I didn't throw a sword through him for one.
I bought chopped him in half.
He's not mad with me.
So he's going to take his aggression out on you.
He takes his dice game.
He misses.
We'll see.
22 to hit and I activate my shield because my shield activates within five feet.
Okay.
So that gives you a plus five.
It's still hit with a plus.
Yeah, still hits.
Okay.
I was trying to appreciate it.
You take 15 slashing damage.
Okay.
And then he's going to take another swing.
I think this one's going to miss.
That's a 15.
Do I still get this?
You still have the plus five.
Oh yeah.
That one.
Okay.
Very good.
So yeah, he he's able before the shield comes up, he's able to get the first hit in with
his axe.
And then the shield comes up and just kind of pushes his arm off to the side and he's just
not able to land that second attack.
Next, we bring we come to this orc over here standing right behind Ash a little ways.
He is going to use his action to cure wounds on his cheap.
So you see him, he pulls out a gun and you think he's going to shoot ash, but instead
he shoots past Ash and hits his chief in the neck with a dart and regains.
Okay.
And then this one over here, seeing you take that nasty chunk out of his boss.
Give me a charisma saving throw DC 12.
Charisma.
You said yes.
Oh nine.
So he has he has he's got this little this little keypad out and he is hacked into your
cybernetics and cast Bane on you.
So now anytime you basically roll just about anything attack roll or saving throw you subtract
a D four.
And I have to roll that D four during the role.
Yeah, you'll roll your D 22 attack and then subtract a D four from it.
That is both of their turns.
Ash.
Okay.
I'm still with the chief.
I want I want his bike just because I want his bike.
I'm going to use my I'm divine smiting and I'm going to I'm really mad now I just want
to get and great weapon master.
Okay.
I'm going to yeah attack him.
That is 1414 misses.
You do not expel your expel expend the spell slot for your divine smite because you only
use divine smite if you want to.
So so well I am going to attack him again.
Same great weapon master.
Great weapon master as well.
I have to remember what that is.
You subtract subtract.
Yeah, you subtract five and add 10 to the bonus.
Yep.
Oh, that's a good role.
That is a one.
He's 27 minus five.
That's 22 minus a D four.
19 19.
It still hits.
Basically, I just want to make you roll the D four.
It took away my entire plus to my attacks.
Yeah.
So so it's now you had 10.
So this is with divine every day.
That's 30 30.
How do you want to do this?
Yes.
So I immediately take my sword out and everything just because I was trying to chop him in half
this time.
This time I'm just going to parry and just straight into him and then sweep up.
Okay.
I'm in half again.
Okay.
Perfect.
So I'm going to take a few halves of this or just slump to one side and then the others
kind of looking confused even though one side fell.
He's looking at Alphonse like like what is what?
And it just falls to the side.
And that brings us to Alphonse speaking of devil.
I I would just go around vehicle.
I have no interest in fighting these things.
Okay.
So you move yourself to the opposite side of the vehicle taking cover behind it.
Yep.
And this is a big enough vehicle that you can take full cover.
So you're fully out of their view.
Is there I don't want to necessarily hold action but has the dust settled from those
motorcycles?
Can I proceed?
Yeah.
It's it's most of it has settled.
Your visibility is still limited past about 50.
Okay.
I guess the main thing I want to do is as I take cover it's more so to make sure that
nothing else is coming up from that town.
Make a perception check.
My perception check is going to be a 21 21.
You hear horns blowing.
You don't see anything leaving the town yet.
Okay.
Norris.
So Norris isn't raging so I feel like I would be somewhat thinking a little clearly.
Yeah.
And at this point I don't think this town is worth it.
So I'm just going to grab the gas can and start filling the deuce.
The gas cans that you took from the train.
Yes.
Okay.
So that we get you can you can you can start filling it.
That brings us to this work over here and he is going to come up behind Ash and he is
going to take his attacks.
That's a 16 miss and a natural 20 so that one's going to hit shield.
I have one that's my last one.
It's it's still auto hit a critical hit is an auto hit.
They're mine then.
So that's 16 damage.
And then he's still above half health and then the other one because you're the only
target they can really see he's going to run over and he's going to do the same he's going
to take two attacks at you.
That is a 23 to hit.
I'm a shield.
Okay.
That'll miss.
Okay.
Now the shield is up.
What is your proficiency modifier?
Proficiency.
Yes.
Plus three.
Okay.
So this is your last use of the shield.
Yep.
This is the last.
And that is an 18.
Okay.
So only that one hits.
And that's Ash back to you.
Okay.
First thing I'm going to do I'm going to lay on hands all my 25.
Okay.
That is my action.
Okay.
And then as my bonus action I'm going to turn to both of them and be like do you really
want to continue this fight and I'm pointing the sword out in front of them as you just
saw what happened to your boss.
Now go give me some more gas or else this will become you.
Roll persuasion with disadvantage.
With disadvantage.
They just watch you cut down their teeth and they're not very bright.
Both 18s plus deception or persuasion.
Persuasion.
Oh man that's really good.
I want to shoot.
Hang on.
24 minus 22 total.
Okay.
So that D4 really is a knocker.
Yeah.
Bane and bless are very powerful spells.
Well you did beat his roll.
So you you see this one.
Yeah you see this one kind of kind of lose his conviction a bit and he starts to back
away from you.
Do you take you know you put your shield up you don't have a react.
No it's your turn so you can't take an attack of opportunity if you wish because he's he's
going to start to back away from you.
Can I just grab like grappling is a reaction.
No.
No that would be your action.
I'm just going to shoot him with the pistol.
Okay.
Which isn't so so you actually know this is an attack of this is an attack of opportunity
from him backing away so you can't you you don't have time to actually I'm not I'm just
going to put the sword next to him.
Okay next to his throat.
Okay.
He's still he's just backing away.
Yeah I'm not doing anything.
Okay.
So okay I'm just intimidating him so to say the the other one is still going to take
his attacks that's going to miss and that's also going to miss so one is backing away
from you and the other one is Stan is continuing to stand there and oh wait I skipped I'm Alphonse
you're not doing anything you're just gonna I'm just going to tell Norris that what my
perception was is I hear some horns and ruckus in that town we should probably hightail at
the hell out of here.
Okay.
And then as you're filling it up.
Yeah.
And then I'll just agree and say that's why I'm filling her up because I don't think these
guys are going to give us any gas.
Yeah and then I guess I would make my way to climb back into the bed of the trunk with
to let everyone know that things are fine.
Okay.
So yeah this one this one looks like he's going back to his vehicle.
This one staying put he took he already took his two attacks at you so it's your turn again.
Ash.
I'm going to tell him we don't want to fight anymore.
The lettuce let us pass through the town with no and no interruptions so to say and please
leave.
So that one is going to hightail it back to his vehicle as well.
So you're out of initiative.
These two are jumping in their side by sides and heading off towards the town.
Give me another perception check since you were looking out for them.
Rohe Alphonse.
That is going to be 1313.
So you don't you can see these two getting in and running off.
You see motion at the edge of the town but you don't see anything anything real close
definitely on their way but not super close yet.
Ash you have a janky motorcycle thing in front of you.
It's still running.
You don't see a key.
You're not sure how they start it but it's still running.
I sheet my sword and I go I'm going to investigate the motorcycle kind of get it to get a knowledge
base of how runs works and that is so we're actually going to do this as an animal handling
check animal handling.
Yeah.
That's 21.
So with 21 you can you can immediately see that this thing they start it by just like
taking two wires and sticking hot wire.
You can tell that this thing this thing it run it actually runs pretty smooth but it
is it is cobbled together from whatever they could find and just piece together.
But it does it does run and ride it's actually better than you expected from looking at it.
Awesome.
So you get your you would probably before they got into a threatening range you would
really only have time to empty one of the gas cans.
That's fine.
Into the deuce and a half because it's only about 12 seconds right has passed.
So you get the one gas can and and everybody loads back on the truck.
Well before we load up we should I would probably want to check the boss just to see if there
is anything that the boss was okay hiding on himself that would be beneficial for us.
So on him you would find you find what looks like you would you would be familiar with
them they're essentially like a digital wallet that holds your NATO credits.
You find one of those you don't know how much is on it you would have to transfer it onto
your own which you don't have because you're a prisoner.
But you would have to transfer it in order to find out how much is on there but you do
find a couple of those in his pocket likely stolen from people he's killed.
And then you find his great acts which is pretty shitty.
It's rusty and and it has like duct tape for the handle and it's in pretty bad shape but
it is very sharp.
Sharp is good.
Yeah but that's all you find on it.
He doesn't have much.
Probably going to take it.
Okay.
All right.
So you you throw it and it's it's it's blood stained and it's it's pretty nasty but you
just toss it in the back of the truck or do you bring it up in the cab?
I say do you give it to not Heather.
Yes.
Not Heather is getting that son of a bitch.
What am I going to do with this?
Swing real hard darling.
Okay.
So not Heather has her has her bloody acts.
I love not Heather.
My favorite.
You guys can jump in the truck and take off.
Give me an animal handling check to to make sure that everything with the truck cooperates.
I figured I'll lead in front of the truck.
That's a 17 17.
Absolutely.
So you get in fire the truck up.
You do see it's got a little more gas.
Five gallons doesn't make a big dent in a doosan.
But you get a little more gas.
Perfect.
And you guys can head on your way.
Give me a survival check.
I'm assuming you're navigating again.
Oh yeah because you said you were going to lead the way.
Natural 20 for a 22.
So you you lead the you lead the truck around the town successfully.
You can see a dust storm behind you but they don't seem to be gaining on you.
And you can assume that after a while though just kind of lose interest.
But you continue on and you come to the Mississippi River after a little while.
The bridge is knocked out.
It is destroyed.
How how long of a time lapse does it take for us to leave that town and get to the
would I be having a conversation with Norris.
You absolutely can't.
It's only about a half hour drive between Quincy and the Mississippi.
But yeah you definitely have time to have a conversation.
Yeah I'd love to get to know Norris a lot better.
Oh Chad away.
Okay Norris buddy.
What's up big guy.
That was some sick moves.
You know I'm just a man trying to make it another day.
What if you don't mind me asking you don't mean to pry.
Feel free to ask things on me but what what's the orange jumpsuit.
Why'd they have your arms taken off of you and why were they transporting you.
Man look.
Okay I was I was part of this gang down in Georgia.
Okay and you know back back in the day I was a professor before all this shit went down.
Oh yeah.
Professor of what.
You're going to laugh.
You're going to laugh but it's true astrology.
Really really really.
I was trying to work for NASA.
Okay.
Then NASA went down the shitter with everything else.
So then I just became a professor at UGA.
And once everything hit the fan I kind of kind of lost my mind a little bit.
You know didn't really want to leave Georgia.
And just started running with the crowd that kind of seemed to be like me.
And we just took what we wanted.
Didn't really care about nothing else.
And always liked lifting weights and getting strong so I figured might as well make my
arms metal.
And well let's just say we started doing some things we drew too much attention to ourselves
and here comes daddy Nato's took me away did some weird experiments on me.
Don't know why they needed to do half the stuff they did but they did.
And they took my arms from me because every time we go somewhere they're afraid that somehow
I'll get full strength in my arms and just beat the shit out of them which isn't far
off I probably would.
From what I've seen it makes sense.
Yeah well I have to ask a question with you being a professor of astrology what's your
sign.
What is Norris's sign.
Norris's a Gemini.
Okay.
I just I had to know.
Don't like them Capricorns.
So yeah that's why I was running armless through the through the barren wasteland because you
know they got to keep them off of me that way I ain't a threat as much.
That's a lot better story than what I created so I'm glad that you.
What do you mean created you've been judging me before you even knew me.
It's just who I am.
That's fair I guess I can't be mad about that.
Just an armless man in a desert is just something I've never seen before.
But hey the arms are pretty cool though.
They're sick.
What do you think Heather.
I mean not Heather.
I don't know whatever your name is.
You're calling me not Heather.
Winner Fred.
I'm going to purposely make your sweater one size too small.
Add a girl grandma.
Proud of you.
I'm very petty.
When you get to my age you will be too.
Not Heather.
How did you make it to your age in a time like this.
I'm a bad bitch.
You know what grandma yes you are.
That's why I gave you that badass act.
Please use that ax on someone.
She's going to use it on you.
You make another assumption like that.
Well I'll stop calling you not Heather.
As soon as.
Fuck around and find out.
Don't make empty threats.
I'm like holding up the ax.
Can she actually hold the ax.
Like shaking.
As she's lifting it she's kind of supporting her dominant hand with her non-dominant hand
like hold it up.
The seats helping her.
But she's like she's shaking so much that it almost looks like she's waving it at you.
Alphonse would definitely gently pat her shoulder like I'm sorry.
Heather just easier to pretend.
She's clunk.
Sets it back down on the seat.
I bet you could fuck someone up with those needles.
I've killed four husbands with these.
You took your medication today right.
Oh shit.
It's back on the train.
Heather's going to get real fucking interesting.
Making a character sheet for not Heather and she's going to be a rogue.
Those are going to be her daggers.
Well Norse it was nice to get to know you more.
Appreciate it too.
And I'd probably look at Ash and be like.
He's he's on a motorcycle.
Oh yeah because you're now getting I forgot you're not sitting upstairs with me or up
in the cockpit with me anymore.
And I pull up next to the truck and I presume you have the window down.
I'm out the window.
I'm doing I've got I've got one metal arm out the window and I'm doing a little wave
thing in the air as we're driving down going up and down with my arm.
You know like little kids.
I kind of yell at you and go.
I go we're approaching the Mississippi.
So let's get prepared here.
You might want to start slowing down a little bit.
Are you enjoying the drive.
Looks like you are.
And I just look I'm saying what you say.
As you pull up to the bridge like I said the bridge is collapsed in front of you.
And.
You're you can look around and go up and down the bank find somewhere that you can
possibly cross possibly if you travel down the river a ways you may find another bridge.
But right there we will take our break.
Thanks everyone for listening to dubstep and dragons we hope to catch you next week where
we find out what happens to our adventures as they continue their journey.