Wait, the balls don't seem like they seem to too small.
Am I?
No, how are they?
Hold on.
I gotta find her profile.
Are you sure they're not fake?
They're not fake nuts.
I'm just confused.
I like do a little zoom in and you'll see balls.
I zoomed enough.
I think I don't want to do that big as parrot to this crazy.
Yep, got the parrot on the shoulder.
Did he just make a hole in there on purpose?
He has literally put them out of his pants after he went to the bathroom.
I think he had a rip in his pants and he's like, huh, let's see if I can fit these through this hole.
And then they just got stuck? I don't understand.
You should do that to some jeans.
Roy, if I did, if I participate in Ballster, what would you zap me?
No, please.
I would zap Katie a bunch of like a bunch of zaps.
I mean, we essentially share zaps, Roy.
So how much would you zap Katie?
I'm just saying.
I mean, you give me zaps, I give you like minus two.
Yeah, I zapped you fucking 69 sats and you sent me five today.
Nice.
I don't know.
I sent him ten.
But if Tatum did, I'd be broke.
Hold on.
If Tatum did, if you show your nuts, Roy is zapping them.
Wait. Oh my God.
Wait, I was going to say something, but maybe I shouldn't.
I should leave before I say something.
All right. So I appreciate everybody listening to Walker and Roy and Tatum ruining my serious talk that I've been doing for an hour.
You're the one who started talking about old man nuts, man.
I had an hour of serious talk planned about NostrNest, about UI improvement and grow Nostr.
And we just talked about nuts.
I thank you guys.
We didn't bring up the nuts.
He's going to bitch about this for the next four days.
Let's just remember who brought up the old man nuts.
It was Roya.
Well, was it?
What about it?
What?
Roya made me talk about it.
Actually, you did because you brought up the conversation we had at the river.
I've been thinking about that.
I mean, we don't bring up the nuts.
Well, I'll tell you what.
So thank you, Tatum and Sleepy.
It was fun.
Thank you, everybody down below for listening.
Derek's going to go grab another beer.
Tatum's going to go to sleep.
Tatum's a pussy.
I'll be back.
Walker's still hanging out for whatever it's worth.
I can show him.
Never mind.
I'm going to stop myself.
Hold on.
What was that?
All right.
Roya, are you still hanging out?
Hell, yeah.
Just for a little bit.
All right.
Welcome, Nos and welcome, Mitch.
How are you guys doing?
Great.
How are you?
Amazing, man.
Great to hear your voice.
Yeah, so happy to continue the fucked up hour, whatever we were calling it, turning it into
the weirdo hour.
Let's go.
We like keeping Nos go weird, man.
Exactly.
I'm having a weird issue where I'm only hearing half the people from my phone, but I can hear
the rest of you from Mitch's computer over here.
So your phone is not getting any audio out.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, exactly.
Ah, okay.
But you're speaking through there.
I can speak out apparently, but I'm hearing you from a computer across the room.
Oh, damn.
Okay.
So I see.
I see.
So I guess I'm just going to speak close.
All right.
Whatever works.
Okay.
Yeah.
There we go.
Yeah.
There's no format that we have to follow here.
Fuck everything.
Let's have fun.
So just tell us about yourself, whatever you want to talk about, honestly.
Well, I am Nos Nevitz, your resident weirdo, movie encyclopedia, apparently.
My friend over here is Music Mitch, or at least he's on mic.
Oh, now I can hear myself.
What the fuck is that?
Your audio is coming through both mics at the moment.
Oh, okay.
There you go.
Go ahead.
No, it's not coming through anymore.
For me, at least.
I can't hear any audio.
Nos Nevitz, can you mute your microphone and speak only through Mitch's?
Does that work better?
Yeah, it works.
Okay.
Great.
I don't know.
I'm not very technological.
You're good.
All right.
Yeah, we have a podcast together where we go see movies about once a week and usually
end up on some other topic altogether.
We call it the stream of consciousness.
Yay.
I wish I had a soundboard.
God damn it.
What's up, Mitch?
We need a soundboard.
We need that fucking thing where you look up the fucking movie quotes.
Oh, yeah.
I'll definitely need that.
Derek, I do.
I know y'all love some A24 movies.
I love a good A24 movie.
I fucking hate movies.
Yeah, he hates movies in general.
Not really.
I see everything, whether it's good or bad, doesn't really matter.
I just like talking about movies.
And he's just around to have a good time.
Did you guys like...
Shit.
What's that fucking movie?
Man, there's too many movies out there these days.
There's way too many movies.
They're all fucking trash.
Yeah.
Well, you think they're all trash.
There's at least good nuggets inside of everything.
No.
There's no good movies anymore.
How do you feel about Korean film and Korean television right now?
Fuck all that, man.
We're sticking to America.
No, man.
The Koreans are putting out so much incredible film right now.
See why this has to be...
This is why I take him to see movies, because he doesn't understand anything about anything.
His knowledge of movies is gone in 60 seconds, and that's it.
No.
My favorite movie of all time is Brokeback Mountain.
Yeah.
So I've never seen that movie.
What happens in it?
I have no idea.
I just know that man would like it.
No.
I know...
So Heath Ledger...
Was it Heath Ledger?
Yeah.
He gone.
I liked him in Knight's Tale and Joker.
He was a good actor.
So basically, it was Bear Back and On a Mountain together.
Yeah.
He's a queen.
Yeah.
He's fine.
Sometimes you got to do that on a mountain.
I haven't.
Yeah.
Just two bros bear backing on a mountain together.
I don't know.
You got to bear back something, right?
Right.
Sometimes you have to.
Sometimes you do.
Yeah.
RIP Heath, by the way.
Yeah.
Knight's Tale was a good movie.
I like Knight's Tale.
Knight's Tale was a great movie.
Wait.
He was 27 Club, right?
Was he?
I don't know.
Who gives a fuck?
I don't know.
I know.
Gone too soon.
Gone way too soon.
Well, who can decide who's gone too soon, man?
You're acting like you're God.
No, I'm certainly not that.
I'm certainly not that.
I would just like to interrupt for a second and say, Mickey, thank you for drawing a lightning
bolt with a nutsack and sending it to me.
I appreciate it.
I actually like Korea.
I like Korea.
I actually like Korean TV shows nowadays.
I was watching Alice in Borderland.
I think that's Korean, right?
It has to be.
It's fucking amazing.
I mean, that's a good show, but I want to know more about the lightning dicksack.
Actually.
Derek, can you repost that real quick?
I'll post it.
I will share whatever you need me to share to my minions.
What am I sharing?
You're sharing yours.
Take a picture right now and post it.
Of my nutsack?
Whoa.
Roya, Roya.
Literally no one wants to see that.
Maybe Roya wants to see it.
No, no.
There's an audience for everything.
You know what?
Shoot or shoot.
Fuck it.
Let's go.
You know, there's got to be a movie for that.
Probably Quentin Tarantino-esque.
No, wait.
What's that anime?
What's that anime where it's the Tanookis?
The Tanookis start flying.
They pull out their ball sacks and start flying around and beating people up.
What is that?
Dragon Ball Z?
No, no, no, no.
It's like a Miyazaki movie.
Hold on.
I saw that.
Hold on a second.
It does sound apropos Dragon Ball Z.
Yo.
That's what it should have been about.
I mean, that's what the movie should have been about.
Hunter x Hunter.
That's the only part that I remember now.
But what was that movie?
Oh, Pompoko.
That sounds so nice too.
Pompoko.
It's a Ghibli movie.
Yeah, they start flying around with their nutsacks and beating people up with them.
Wait, did you say it's Miyazaki?
It's a Ghibli movie, yeah.
Alright, Roya.
I just sent you a post.
I'm scared.
Pompoko.
Miyazaki is the same one that did Uzumaki or not?
No, that's Jinji Ito.
Miyazaki did Spirited Away.
Kiki's Delivery Service.
I named my cat Gigi after Gigi from Kiki's Delivery Service.
I know a couple who named their dog Tombo after Kiki's Delivery Service.
Man, that dog's an idiot though.
He's so stupid.
Bro, dumbass.
You know, some dogs you're like, oh, what a smart dog.
This dog, you're like, God, that dog's a dumbass.
He's like a French bulldog.
He's been inbred so many times.
It's not his fault.
And it's actually kind of sad.
Is that why he doesn't like Tatum?
Because of the inbreeding?
Whoa, whoa.
He's not even up here to defend himself now.
Oh, he's not?
You're just coming at him.
Tatum is calling me right now.
Tatum knows that I love him, and I'm only fucking with him because I love him.
It's one of those relationships where if they're your boys, you can bust on each other.
Phrasing.
Wait, pause.
Brokeback Mountain.
I didn't mean it that way, but I'm not a host.
That is literally the premise of Brokeback Mountain.
They bust on each other?
You know what they say about a broken mountain, you can bust on all of the boys.
Derek, look, I swear I haven't seen it.
What's the premise again?
He hasn't seen it, but he's lived it.
You know what?
I wish Nostrness had screens chairs so you could watch the fucking Tanuki balls.
I just posted it.
I don't even know what that is, but it sounds hot.
Yeah.
You would think so.
It's about dudes busting nutsacks.
Sometimes you gotta do that.
I'm gonna tag all of you guys, don't worry.
Tatum's beating people up with their nutsacks.
This is all recorded.
That's fine.
I'm watching this right now.
Oh, wow.
Oh, they're using this as parachutes?
Yeah.
What's happening?
I do that with Tatum's actually every day.
Oh, Roya, you dog.
Where is Tatum?
Calling me.
He got a little too hot under the collar because of Roya.
You know, I saw them walking out of the ocean together.
It was pretty hot.
I can understand this.
Dude, I was looking good.
I'm not gonna lie.
You were.
I was looking good.
You were.
Katie, I was like, damn.
Look at Tatum.
Dude.
Tatum.
Bro, I tried.
I tried.
He said, oh, actually back home.
I was like, OK.
I get it.
I see.
I get it.
All of that for nothing.
Can I can I act like your dad for a second?
Because you could be my daughter.
Please.
Whoa, Derek.
No.
No, I could be.
Hi, Dad.
I.
There were some comments that were made that I.
Katie's not not here right now.
But I told her after the comments were made, I was like, you know what?
I was like, I'm gonna show you
and I almost wanted to walk
over and be like, hey, you
kinda need to **** off right
now. Like, I, I, I just, I
don't know. I, I, I just felt
like the, I, I needed to say
something but I didn't. I, I,
you handled yourself well and
and I Oh, I'm good at that at
this point. No, no, no, no, no,
no. Oh, I was gonna say. No,
it was, it was just a dude that
was just, he was saying some
things to Roya and he was nice
about them. He he was
respectful but it just kinda
made me as like a you know, a
dad figure in this situation to
to you know, my ears perked up
and I listened to make sure
that he was being a nice guy.
Like, he gave me the feeling
that he was hungry to eat his
own teeth. I mean, I thought
that was like a good thing. I
just, I also, I also like, man,
I deal with so much of that
that like, I just kind of like
know how to deal with it at this
point and I'm just like, you
can say things but like, you
know, I'm just trying to live
my life. I'm young. I have a
body. I'm gonna be on the
beach. Like, well, exactly and
that's like, and that's why I
had to do this incident and it
made me, you know, go into dad
mode for a second and I
listened and I listened to make
sure things were cool and I
like, I didn't wanna say
anything but I made sure things
were cool and I like, my ears
perked up and I was like, okay,
okay, I think things are fine.
It's just, you know, it's just
one of those things. Like I
said, like, I just wanted to
make, you know, things were
the
I was so sleep-deprived too, so I went upstairs.
I know! I'm being the dad figure and I'm like, okay, okay.
We're good now. We're good.
Yeah. Luckily I had Pablo. I had Pablo and Jeff protecting me too the whole time.
Yeah! You know what? Nostriches, watch out for other nostriches. We do.
Love it.
I gotta work on my nostrich noise. It's like...
Have you guys seen the videos of how they do it?
What?
No, straight up right now, look at how nostriches, or excuse me, not nostriches, do their like, mating call.
I feel bad for Mitch. Like Mitch, this is his second...
I was just thinking that.
Let me shut up. Let me shut up.
I was like, yo, let's go back to the movies.
Nas, Nas Navitz, because he's actually using Mitch's profile.
I'm so sorry, man. So sorry. So fucking sorry.
I think we were commenting to you guys, but we were muted, so we didn't realize.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Oh fuck. I hate when that happens. I've actually had a whole conversation with Tano, like for a whole five minutes, and I've been muted.
And then I just think that he's being an asshole, and I'm replying back.
Tano, why would you say shit?
Oh shit, my bad.
Tano knows that I'm mad at him.
Oh shit.
What happened?
Beef.
It's because he's not a lady.
And like, Earth was supposed to be like a mom, right?
So like, he's fucked up.
Explain yourself, Tano. I'm mute. Come on.
I'm really confused what's going on, Bob.
What's your eating?
I'm nodding right now.
Yeah, you don't know.
Where did this start? What's the origin of this story? Because I'm missing out.
It's a, you know, like the history of man. Like, people came around, and Zeus was around, and he was eating his babies and shit. And one of them was like Gaia, and Gaia's a lady.
But you could go to Viking times, too. And the Earth was like a Viking lady, like a big old ice giant Viking lady that died, and then her blood became the ocean.
And like, you could go to like other cultures, and like, the Earth is usually the Earth, which is like a lady. And like, you're not.
I need that.
Is that Gaia?
Yeah, he's a sexy Gaia, but he's the wrong gender.
That's all right. We're all figuring it out.
We're all figuring it out. Look at the picture that I'm talking from.
He's Mitch today, but you know, he usually identifies as a ukulele.
Playing it. I get you. I get you.
I identify as whatever the times need me to identify.
Yeah, we have a few rules that we work from around here.
And I'm not going to say them until you ask.
I thought that that was coming. So I'm going to ask what are the rules?
Okay, yeah, I live my life with three rules. I'm working on a fourth, but it doesn't seem that funny yet. So, you know, I'm working workshop in that one.
But rule number one is you do you, because I'm gonna do me.
And rule number two is, fuck around and find out because I ain't no bitch.
And then rule number three is try things twice because like you don't know if the first time you didn't know what you're getting into or like you weren't in the mood or something.
You know what I mean? So, you know, I get you. I get you.
You know what? Sometimes when you're first trying something, you're not experienced with it. You're not good with it.
You need it. Yeah, that makes sense.
I got you. Especially heroin. You should definitely try that twice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't agree with that. But yeah, I get you.
By the way, does anyone have any adder? I mean, how am I going to monetize this? Come on.
Just take math or something, K-Dim at this point. Yeah.
Do you need a hookup? What do you need? I'll hit you up, Mitch.
So speaking of movies, we've been watching Breaking Bad, which is not a movie, but whatever.
I've been wanting to like get through that so bad recently.
I've been watching YouTube algorithm. My YouTube algorithm has like is like shoving it down my throat.
And I'm like, OK, I got to do this. Oh, well, you should watch the the, you know, the Spanish version.
Metastasis or whatever it's called. OK.
It's probably the same, but, you know, instead of a 10 out of 10 on IMDB, it's more like a two.
I personally recommend Turkish soap dramas on YouTube.
One time I got in on the rabbit hole and they're really entertaining.
That's something I've never heard of. I'm going to have to look that up.
I like the Ugandan action movies. Have you seen those? Oh, those are good.
Hey, I just finished Jury Duty and that was the greatest show I've ever seen in my entire life.
Jury.
Y'all ever watch Pedro Escamoso?
It's a Colombian soap opera from the early 2000s. See.
It's wild. It's really it's wild.
You know. Also a really good YouTube free YouTube show is downtown.
It was like an MTV animated show and it was like eight episodes.
Well, if you want to see free free YouTube shows, you should check out this movie that I worked on called Kung Fury.
It's half an hour long. Oh, I knew that you worked on that thing is horrible, but amazing.
Yes. Like, no, it is. It's it's literally horrible, but it's amazing because the whole entire thing is.
Let me talk in Gen Z for a second. The whole thing's like a meme.
Is it Riz? It is. It doesn't slay.
It doesn't serve cunt. It was the whole thing is fucking busting. It is.
Serving some absolute cunt, right? Well, so what did you say?
Are you saying cunt? Was it serving cunt?
No, no, no. That's a good thing. Listen. Hey, let me let me talk.
I have literally never heard any woman say that to me. You can't use that one. You can't use that one, Roya.
All right. Whoa. What do you mean she can't? No, no, no.
That's what all of like. It's just not like that's that's one of those that has like a really big gap of like understanding.
Like, oh, oh, you want to explain. No, Roya, I have a question.
I'm telling you, it's a good thing. It's a compliment. Like kids my age, that's like always saying.
Oh, my God, you're serving. So whatever.
So down in Miami, Walker and I are going to sing karaoke when we're done and we blow everybody away.
Are you going to walk up to us and be like, wow, you guys serve cunt?
Yes, because if you guys were serving, you guys were serving cunt. Like, that's a good thing.
I promise. Like literally, we all think you had a Scottish person say it.
I mean, I I believe Roya, she doesn't lie.
I'm telling you, like, it's a good thing now. Like, we've changed it.
It's it's become like a endearing term. You're taking it back.
Yeah, yeah. Like that's what I was thinking.
That's that's from a movie, Tatum. It's from fucking James Tyler Bob.
Yeah. Yeah. Mitch knows what's up. Mitch.
Gone with the wind. No, Mitch knows what's up.
I mean, I'm I'm the film guy.
You know, you guys should watch this really old, really funny movie.
It's called Beauty and the Bandito. It's really good.
Are you are you into like holiday themed horror movies?
Yes. Yes. Have you seen Thanks Killing?
What is it? Thanks Killing? No, but it sounds amazing.
It's a it's a life sized hand puppet turkey.
And it has all of the Thanksgiving puns, i.e.
someone's fucking a girl and then he kills them and takes their place.
And when she when she turns around and looks, he says, you just got stuffed, bitch.
Before killing. Oh, my God. This sounds amazing.
Thanks Killing. Thanks Killing.
And there's a sequel called Thanks Killing 3 and the plot of that one is that
Thanks Killing 2 was so awful that they had to destroy all the copies and send them to the moon.
I love it. I love it.
Did you make that one, Mitch? I feel like you made that one.
Now, I do a lot more surreal kind of stuff myself, but I work on other people's films a lot.
I know what I'm watching tonight now.
I don't know how I can watch anything but Thanks Killing after this.
Yeah, the same director did.
You know what, Walker, you're home alone. You can do what you want, man.
Thanks for your permission again, Derek. What am I, your wife? Jesus.
I'm working on it. I'm working on it.
Wait. Oh, Derek.
Oh, yes. Walker has other things in mind to watch tonight, actually.
You know, is Marie still around?
Marie is not in the audience. I was hoping.
I meant he's going to watch his dog all night because he has to take care of it.
Damn, Tatum, you always make things sexual.
I'm not kidding. You're
absolutely kidding me. You're
kidding me. Tate. I'm like
Tatum, you need to take a cold
shower, man. Oh my. You need to
touch grass, man. No. Okay.
Yeah. Touch grass. Talk to a
woman. You gotta get it. Yeah.
Yeah. No, Tatum. Tatum, we
fucking because we love you,
man. Tatum, seriously, are you
coming to Miami, brother? Yup.
Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Yes.
Take videos. I was gonna say
Roy is jealous. Oh crap. If
you don't get a reach around in
Miami, did you really go?
That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
Words to live by. Hey, we're
gonna go to Tootsies. Let's go
to Tootsies. You know, to
Potsdam. What's that? There is
a strip club that's there this
year that only accepts
people that are not in the
club. Yeah. Specifically for
the conference, there's some
that is that is Bitcoin
themed. How do I strip for
that? How do I join? Use
lightning to like scream out.
You gotta you gotta get a
tattoo above your ass. Oh, man.
That's be a QR code, alright?
Yeah. Hey, can you like arch
your back a little more? I can't
read it. It won't read it. It's
not read. Stand still. Stand
still. Come on. I don't I don't
know how it works but you know,
I'm god damn it. I'm I'm
willing to take one for the
team to figure it out. I just
dude, I'll be there. All day. I
got you. I got you. I already I
already told Katie a couple
times when I was in the
conference. I was up there.
There was an acceptance Bitcoin.
I was like, Katie, listen, you
know, I like Bitcoin. You know,
I'm interested in the tech.
Um don't worry, I'll make sure
to to take Katie out while you
go do that. I have to go. I
have to check out all of these
different usage applications. I
just want to use lightning, you
know, like that's it and and
she kind of rolled her eyes but
she didn't give me a no. So,
I'm thinking this is a win.
That's because she's going to
be the winner. Yeah. Roy Roy
Roy is going to steal all your
girls. Well, she already Roy
already said that. She's like,
this was before Nostrica
happened. She's like, I'm
thinking about all the moms
that are coming down there and
I'm like, yeah, entertain the
moms. Dude, I love, okay,
literally at the Saint Louis
Nostra meet up, everybody was
like, you know, all the wives
of everybody. I'm like, yeah,
because they're the best part.
What are you talking about? I
love all the moms. The husbands
are too bad too. Yeah, I guess.
I just love like how all the
wives are like, I'll come to
Costa Rica and then they're
like, oh, no. Yeah. You know,
my my wife's amazing because
she deals with me. So, yes,
she's you're almost married.
First, let's see. What's the
year? Twenty twenty-three. Uh
that's a good one. I know
immediately. Wow. Great. Uh
been married for another two
and another three months. It'll
be um seventeen eight, eight,
eighteen years. And she never
left you and took the dog.
That's crazy.
God bless you. Just give me
five minutes with her and then
it'll be holy **** Roy, Roy,
Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy,
Roy. Maybe I'll learn something
these days.
Can't sleep. Did y'all think
that this was ever going to end
up like it was? Yo, I think
this turns always back into
filmmaking, you know?
We're talking about ways to
make films right now. I
literally lost all my sponsors
before I even got him. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you. Uh
you know, so let's let's back
track a little bit since since
since I followed Walker's like
dick move and took over
somebody else's slot here. So,
so Mitch, can you talk a little
bit about like the film? Why am
I being singled out here? And
what you do? So Walker shut up.
No, I will but I just Derek, I
didn't appreciate that. Oh my
god. Walker, it it was it was a
good one. I'm talking about
dick. Alright, we're talking
about dick. I know someone who
is an expert on dick butts.
Her name's Aubrey Tatum. Tatum,
shut up. I'm talking to Walker.
Sorry.
Uh serious. I Derek's going to
take over the next 3 seconds to
be serious. I love you guys. I
I really do. Like I honestly
really do. Whatever, man. Mitch,
I don't know if it's the first
time we meet or the first time
we meet. I'm going to give you
a hug, okay? I'll give you a
mouth hug. Sounds great. Can
can we do that? Holy **** I
mean, you know what? I'll I'll
tell you what. My my gay friend
give me a kiss a couple days
ago and I took a picture of it
and just send it to all of our
friends because we haven't seen
him in a long time. So, I'm okay
with that. Literally literally
that that's fine, man. You know,
you want to get you want to
embrace a little bit, a little
ball, grab it, you know, just
let me know. I'm okay. A little
reach around. Yeah. bros being
bros, you know, back to the
original question. Yeah, let's
let let let Mitch have the
stage here. Like I feel bad.
We we've taken over for a little
bit like Mitch. No, Mitch, you
have 20 minutes, brother. I'm
from Jamaica. I'm from Jamaica
and so what happened was I got
married pretty young. Actually,
I was about fourteen and it was
to a Nigerian prince and I
mean, are you actually serious?
You just like **** talking.
****
What was the prince's name? Was
it a man? Alright. Well, okay.
So, for real this, I guess,
kind of real. Uh it it, I mean,
it's it's kind of like uh Steve
Martin once said, you know, it
all started when I was born. A
young black woman. Um you know,
I am black but not a woman.
That might be a different time
but uh you your question was
about this. I'm not gonna lie to
you. I don't know what my
question was about this. That's
why I'm I don't know what to
talk about. Uh I don't know. I
I'm a I'm a filmmaker. Uh I'm a
I sell art. I do a lot of
stuff. My buddy over here works
in the music industry out here.
He basically works with every
band ever and travels all the
time. Let me ask you a very
important question. Could you
put up your end pub on your
your artwork? My end pub is the
other one which it looks like
you guys took off. Everybody on
stage and everybody in the
audience wants to zap your
artwork right now. Like we like
creators. It doesn't matter
what the artwork is. So, if if
you give us an end pub so we
can click on it like if you add
that real quick to your
profiles, we can find you. I
guarantee you. We do the. Oh,
Marie just posted some more
stuff. Oh, there he is. That's
his profile. Dear lord, Derek.
That's the real guy. What what?
That's his actual profile,
Derek. Yeah, that's that's the
dude right there. That look at
that sexy mustache. The the
no. Yeah. Oh, dude. Yeah. I
mean, I'd zap that. Give me
some more work to zap. Give me
some more work to do. I will.
Bro, I've been on from the
beginning. Yeah, that's bestie
right there. You're bestie.
It's bestie. Like we've been
we've been talking about cars
together. You know, you got a
pretty one. I got a pretty one.
Yes. Yes. Cuz you know, they're
different breeds but it's okay.
I'm like, what bands the other
guy, Mitch? What bands do you
work with? What? You worked
with the. No, don't don't don't
give a **** name. Drop some
names. I'm not a **** name.
You're up. He worked with
Motorhead before. What's his
name was gone?
Come on. Sit down. Yeah, it's
okay. It's okay. It it I just
wanted to see content to zap
some artwork with my thighs
right now and I and I would
like to zap some artwork too.
So, post it and we'll zap it.
Artwork. I'll post a bunch of
****
What's up Doc? What's up Doc
down there? What's up Henry?
What's up? We know him. What's
up? What's up? What's up? What's
up? Free Critter? What's up?
Renegade. Why would you say it
like that? Because Roy in like
1994 before you were born,
there's a song called Renegade.
Yeah, that's also a Gen Z thing
too. In high school, I used to
listen to that song. Renegade.
That was like that old TikTok
dance right there. Like, I'm
pretty sure that was like 1994
that song came out. That's
why I know you're Renegade.
Renegade. And then like Charlie
D'Amelio got like that's why I
said you're like my you you
could literally be my daughter.
Father. Yeah. Daddy. That's why
I was listening. Oh, hold on.
Whoa. When that guy was saying
stuff, I was like, huh? Let me
listen. Let me make sure she's
okay. One more time.
Tatum, settle. Settle. Sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I approve. It's Riz. Like
cheese like like cheese whiz.
Yeah.
You guys are like alive when
like like when Kurt Cobain was
still alive. That's yeah. Yeah.
When he died, I wore **** his
his like, I'm sad. I died
T-shirt to **** in high school.
I'm like, I'm dying at school.
Let me tell you what's weird.
My niece will be uh eighteen
here in like two months and and
and she wears like Nirvana
T-shirts to school and I look
at her. I'm like, um he died
when I was in high school.
You're like, you **** pose her.
You're like, name five songs. I
do. I look at my sister and I'm
like, I saw Kurt Cobain before
he was dead. How you like that?
Yeah, I've listened to him in
sixth grade like
That's weird. You're not
special. I wore Nirvana shirt.
My brother named five songs to
me and I proceeded to like like
say the entire discography.
He's like, alright, stop, stop,
stop and I was like, what is
this? I'm like, I'm not going
to do it. I'm going to do it.
Are you serious? Yes. Yeah.
You just said you just named
him. Name three. Name three.
Go. No, no. The entire
discography. You just said he
could do it. Mr. Discography.
I can only I can only name
three. That's why I said three.
In where are you? Rape me. In
Bloom. Where'd you sleep? No,
Rape Me is the name of a song.
That's that's not my dog just
saying it is. Yeah, they covered
that. They covered it. It was
the greatest. Bro, when that
song would come up when I was
in the car with my parents.
Oh my god. Look, MTV, MTV
Awards 92. They were going to
play Rape Me and they were
like, hey, don't play that and
they were like, no, we're going
to and they started it and
then they're like, uh we're
about to cut it and then they
played lithium. Alright and it
was the best of all time.
Behind. That's that's two
songs. Oh yeah. I mean, that's
not a a discography uh Tatum.
Oh my god, dude. I'm literally
I've named like heart shaped
box. That's a song. Roya. What?
What do you want me to say?
That's a song off of. This is
Derek. Derek. This is about
Tatum right now. Not about
the
I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you.
No, no, just, you know, okay,
let's let's let's direct our
angst to Tatum, you know, where
it's is what what more do you
want for me? What do you want?
A name of any of the albums in
the discography Any of the
albums and don't just say naked
baby on the cover. Oh, damn it.
Yeah, that guy sued to have his
name on the album. He's a dick
because apparently like 15 years
ago, he used to go to college
parties. He'd be like, hey
ladies, that's my penis on that
album. Yeah, he literally was
like cool with it and then he
was like, no, actually, I'm
going to get some money. Yeah,
yeah, and he's kind of a dick
but he lost all the lawsuits.
What's the name of that album?
Tatum. Never mind. No, no, it
was called Nevermind. That's
what I'm talking about. That's
what I'm talking about. Alright,
what was the name of the rate
me the album that you were
talking about earlier? That's I
don't even know what album that
is. Alright, I don't even know.
Oh, Walker and I are sad right
now because we literally like
that. This is this is our jam.
Wait, wait. I want us to shut
up for a second. I'm 25 years
old and I'm giving you this
much detail about Nirvana and
you're upset that I don't know
what album rate me was on. Oh,
you're upset. You're upset and
caused pain to all the kids. I
literally don't. I don't know
this. Oh, wow. Tatum, you knew
that quick, huh? No, I just
saw the first one. I remember
where I was. I was at the
Abraham Lincoln Memorial and I
found out Zane left and I was
sobbing on the floor next to
the Abraham Lincoln like the
impersonator and he was like,
what the **** is going on? Let
me tell you, okay? Okay. Okay.
Okay. Whenever I come, whenever
I come back from Miami that
weekend, Katie and I are going
to see Blink 182 in concert
with our two kids with our two
kids because you know, for the
past decade, they've heard us
listening to Blink and they
know the songs. They sing the
songs. They know the songs.
We're taking our kids to see
Blink and and and that's
amazing but little did Katie
know. He said, Mark, Tom, and
Travis are very, very vulgar in
in concert. Derek knows this
because Derek saw them in
concert 20 years ago. Um aren't
you Derek? I am. I am. I am.
What? Derek, you're old enough.
You're old enough. Like, you
know, you're old enough. You
did? Yes. What? I saw that
punk. Yeah. Look, all of you
guys, I was like six years old.
Hey, look, this is your cover
of something. Listen, daughter,
like, like, that, that's what
happens when you're forty. Yes.
Oh, what? I'm going to cry.
It's okay. I remember seeing
his first concert. Childish
Gambino and he's my favorite
artist ever. Oh, I've seen him
live at Bonnaroo. That was a
good one. Man, I remember
seeing **** Skrillex open up
for Deadmau5 like before like
everyone just did dubstep for
everything and everyone was
like, oh my god, like, what are
these crazy machine ****
guys? I spent hours to see
Skrillex and then left five
minutes into his set because I
got in a fight with some guy.
Did you guys know that
Skrillex went to see saw Daft
Punk at Coachella and if he
didn't see Daft Punk and
Coachella, he would never have
been Skrillex. He also can play
every one of his songs on
guitar actually. Carla actually
does a really good Skrillex
performance. We saw that. Yeah.
Yeah. It works out pretty well.
I cannot believe I'm literally
going to cry right now. Just
everybody knows Semi now is
awake and I told him, yeah,
there he is. **** you, Semi.
**** Semi. Yo, that man hates
me. I appreciate you, Semi.
I appreciate you. I appreciate
you.
He's down below now but Semi
just woke up and I told him, I
love you but I hate you. and and
I let him know about all the
sats that everybody's been
donating to him and I because
everybody's amazing and
everybody loves us and really
appreciate the channel and for
advertising that this is this
whole event is all about
funding that's to entice the
cat, entice Semi to continue his
developmental efforts. We're
really proud to announce uh
three's company, the new Tatum
Walker Roya Nest that'll be
happening. Uh yeah. Three's
company seems a little bit more
of a
Speaking of I love you but ****
you. Um is anyone here a Tech
Nine fan? is like
I love Tech Nine. Yeah. Okay.
Okay. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. That
was just a slight digression
but I thought of the song. I
love you but **** you. Uh
anyway, okay. We digress.
Okay.
I love all music. It's bad. I
love all music. It's so bad.
Tech Nine was the first time my
parents were like, yeah, you
can go with your like, you
know, older friends to this
concert in uh Mystic Lake, you
know, Minnesota. Uh at the at
at the myth was the venue. The
myth. The myth. Um and it was
uh it was Insane Clown Posse
opening up for Tech Nine. Woo
woo. Who was opening up for
Cotton Mouth Kings. Like
Cotton Mouth Kings was the
headliner. Tech Nine was the
appetizer and ICP was like, I
don't know, just like the ****
welcome like it was, it was
strange. That was, that was a,
that was a weird vibe but uh
yeah, I don't know. I was like
yeah, my first concert was all
time low which is so sad for
me. My first concert was Green
Day. Uh oh, that's lit. Yeah.
My first one was Bush. I bet
it was. No Bush. I know. No,
not not. Are you serious? G
Bush. I know. I know. 2012.
What?
It was. Who the **** is Bush?
You've never heard of Bush.
Google Bush and Glycerine right
now. No. So, that's going to
bring up some naughty stuff.
Be careful. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Just so Google Bush. What if I
want it? No. What if I want to
see it? You're going to see
some things that. Who's going
to see it? I'm I'm I like
Shavester. Oh **** Bro. Let it
grow. You know, I'm down for
anything. You don't like, I'm
down for a girl with everything.
You know what, Roya? I like
Roya. Roya is all of us. Roya,
you are my spirit animal.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh.
I still haven't said sorry.
Just saying. I know you haven't
I'm proud of you.
Yes. Don't say it.
Yes. Especially not to Derek.
AKA Buster. You know, he, he,
I can't believe a man of his
age doesn't like appreciate a
bush like that. So, wait. Now,
I'm going to say it. Yeah. Now,
I can. Bro, how how old were
you when I was born? You didn't
exist.
I mean, you're like, what?
Twenty-two. So, I was 21. Oh,
my god. That's so crazy. Yeah.
You twice your age. Oh, my god.
I was, I was literally touching
Bush and be like, hey, do you
know what? I was, I was born
twenty like years later but I
still have touched more bushes
than you. I mean, I mean, that
is possible because I've only
touched the same one since like,
you know, it better, you better
have.
It is possible. I'm not going
to deny the fact that it's not,
you know, it's not possible.
You're living a polyamorous
world, son. Get with the times.
Well, I mean, you're not wrong
but I got homeless people
joining us in bed. I got rich
people joining us. You, you
gotta shake it up. Hold on. You
can't talk about the homeless
people. That's just a guy. No,
it's houseless. I, I, I, you
know what, Mitch? I'm sorry,
man. I don't have any, I don't
have any desire to go outside
and do anything. I don't have
any desire to go.
Bro. I don't have a desire to
go. I got to. I read, I read a
thing and it was like all
polyamorous couples like they
always look like that and I was
like, but you guys know what I
mean? I mean, polyamorous,
polyamorous is a good song.
That's a good thing. I like the
song but I'm not all about that
lifestyle, you know? I don't
know. Have you asked Katie
about it? I can't decide for
her. You know what? I have to
go upstairs and pee. While I'm
upstairs, hold on. I'll ask her
if she wants to say to me now
that Roya saved me in her phone
as daddy. Can we just Tate, have
you just realized this dude?
This is already old news. What
those like hours ago? Oh my
god. I gotta get like, I have
to get like Tatum's cell phone
number so I can send him some
unsolicited dick pics. Wait. Oh
jeez. Why? Here we go again.
How many do you want? Is it? I
mean like three or four maybe?
Yeah, you gotta compare. I got
all sorts. I got, I got Andy
Dick. I got Dick Clarkson. I
got Dick Nick. Uh I don't even
know. I don't even know what
these mean. What's this mean?
Uh I thought it was. Oh, I got
it. I got it. I got it. I
understand. You gotta collect.
Yeah. Dick Grayson. I got Moby
Dick. Moby Dick. That sounds
big. Like it's like the white
whale. Oh, it's gargantuan, my
friend. Hey, we're letting Ivan.
We're letting Ivan. However the
hell you say his name but we're
letting him do this next hour.
Okay, we're not, I'm not up
here. I'm out. Alright.
Alright, see you later
motherfuckers.
I'm not sure. That was
aggressive but I liked it. Dude,
I **** love them. Alright,
Tatum. Good night you
motherfuckers. I love you. It's
Tatum, your real name. That's
the last thing I need. No, it's
actually pronounced Twatum. No,
it's I post a picture of my
degree. It's literally Tatum.
It's a degree. It's a degree in
it. What's the degree in?
Failing in getting girls? I
don't know. Oh **** Alright.
Alright, Tatum. I I text you my
number. You better DM me right
now. Alright. Alright. Sounds
good. Chill, Derek. He's you
don't even know if he's shaved
yet. Wait. Yeah, what if you
don't like it? What if it's
bushy? That's for me to decide
on. This is insane. This is
insane. I know Semi Soul is
like, what the **** is going
on?
That's right. I'm outside. Can
you guys hear me? I'm
currently taking a little break
so you guys can keep, you know,
talking. Um Ethan is actually
kind enough to like let you
guys finish and then I'll bring
you guys back home. Like I
started off with like a good
sixty-nine. What? Adolf Hitler
just text me. Oh, what he said
he besties with
Oh, Jesus Christ. Tatum goes,
I'm best friends with Jack.
Oh.
Wow. Wow. Anyways, I hope you
guys all have a really good
night. I had such a wonderful
splendid time with you guys.
Catch me, Walker, and Tatum in
our next. Damn it. I was going
to say first. Um catch us.
We'll post about it. Thanks for
watching. I'll be here.
Thank you. Thank you, Roy.
Did it. Did it what Roy said.
This is fun, guys. Thanks for
doing it.
Yeah, I **** loved it. Go ahead
there. Go ahead. Hey, Sammy so
has his hand up. This is a
semi's not going to talk.
Semis not going to talk.
There's no go pee because I've
drank a lot of beer but I'll be
able to speak if you like. This
is all for you. This is for you
buddy. We **** love you. We're
motivated by the same thing,
man. We all are. Yeah, I ****
love you guys. This is ****
amazing. Tano, um I can't, I
can't close the recording right
now because I'm not in my, you
know, computer but uh yeah, do
your thing. No, absolutely.
Absolutely. I'm just so happy
to be on and walking. Derek is
all like, this is so unplanned
to have you guys on here so
long but it's absolutely
amazing to have you all here.
Um yeah, I think Ethan is up
next. Um I'm really curious
what Ethan has gone planned to
talk about and everything. I'm
just curious why Sammy has his
hand up but feel free to talk
and send us all. Please. This
is all for you and this is all
for you. Thank you. Yo, it's so
cool how you guys have
literally three episodes with
us now. It's amazing. It's
amazing. I can't wait to upload
these episodes. Yes, you can
absolutely listen back to all
of all of the stuff that Derek
has said and we'll instantly
regret next morning about
grabbing each other's balls
about Shaftesbury versus
the fact that he's not going to
be able to clip out of context
and send back to him
infinitely. Feel free to do
that.
And with that, we're closing