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So somebody broke stuff.
That's weird.
But you know what?
These bugs are things that we want.
Simi's out there.
These are bugs that we want to fix.
These are bugs that we wanna fix.
So what we plan on doing in the future
is fixing some of these bugs.
Some of the bugs resolve around room preservation,
room permissions, things like that.
People message us throughout the day,
probably a couple times a day,
that they cleared their cookies
and deleted their cookies
and then they lost all their permissions.
They're not a bot anymore.
They lost their stage speaking permissions,
things like that.
So we have plans to fix these bugs.
But as you guys have noticed,
there is a public chat that's not associated with this.
It's not built in directly, but it does work.
We wanna build that natively into Nostr Nest.
And Pablo, everybody knows Pablo.
Pablo's incredible.
Pablo has done a dozen different microservices
and micro apps for Nostr.
Talked to him today and he said he's interested
in helping us add public chat to every nest.
So every nest that exists will have its own public chat.
So you won't have to use the third party window.
We'll have it built in.
And you'll be able to do reactions, apps, comments,
everything that we're doing right now
on this separate browser tab,
but it's gonna be built in.
And then we'll be able to do
some type of system announcements.
Earlier I was mentioning zaps.
Well, we'll be able to do those type of announcements
in the chat because we have a text chat.
We'll be able to say, Derek zapped Walker for 1000 sats
because he liked his comment on Footster or whatever.
General Walker things.
Or when Tatum, everyone's want Tatum says good stuff.
So Derek zapped Tatum 1000 sats.
So everybody will be able to see who zapped who
and it'll be posted to the chat.
Now the last item on our roadmap after account tools
and zaps and public chat is badges.
You know, Virabitchia was talking about badges earlier
and I mentioned how badges kind of have died down
over the past month or so.
And they have, they're not as exciting,
but not the new shiny, you know,
we've moved on to a new shiny,
but badges are still cool.
Badges still mean something.
So we wanted to do something with badges on Nest
and we decided that we could allow every single user
to receive a Nest badge if they created a Nest
or if they spoke in a Nest for the very first time.
And then also if they zapped somebody in Nest
and then we can announce these also in the public channel
along with assigning them to individual users.
So, okay, that was five minutes I think of serious talk.
We can, I think we can get back to the fun talk, you know,
for a few minutes.
Are you sure you don't want six minutes, princess?
You know, I do have some more things
that I wanted to serious talk about.
We can wait a little bit.
No, let's say it, say it, say it.
I'm really interested in this actually.
You've been saying some really cool things.
This is well your time.
It is my time, you fucker.
It's all you, you stole about 15 minutes.
So we'll let it slide this time.
It's okay.
I guess you can keep talking.
You're gonna let it slide in my slot.
Okay, I see how it is.
You know, but I think that there's,
We love you, Derek.
I understand.
I wanna know what just happened though
that just broke Nest for a split second.
And this happened earlier when Sleepy, I think.
Me again, Derek, cause all I had to do, honestly,
all I had to do was just open up my browser,
but I wasn't even on that tab.
The tab was just in there in the browser, right?
And I go on the browser.
It's restoring your session.
Like whatever browsers you're using, it's restoring.
Yeah.
Cookie sessions.
I would kill that tab and like close that tab
and re-sign in because anytime you do that,
it like restores the previous state of the room
and it sets everything back to,
it brings all the people that were like not on stage,
back on stage and it changes the room dynamics.
So do you want me to try this now?
I mean, no.
Move fast, break things.
I could just, I could promise not, well, damn,
I'm going to be able to do it without opening the tab.
I'm going to say don't break things right now.
You know, let's just not break things.
Let's not, let's not.
Let's not.
You know, we're going good.
I got my serious stuff out of the way that some
of the serious stuff I want to talk about, about, you know,
why Sleepy and Tana wanted to advertise donating to Nest.
Because like I said, there's a lot of features
that we plan on working on.
And one of them I didn't mention
that we actually talked about in Frog Talk,
like almost two weeks ago and Semmi said
we absolutely will be able to do it.
And one of the reasons why he's building a payment processor
is that custom Nests, so like Frog Talk or Plug Chain Radio,
things like that, people will be able to buy
custom emojis for their room.
So that's a good thing.
So you have a nest, we will add a fourth row to Nest
with custom emoji.
So you better buy three.
So Frog Talk wanted to buy a couple different frog emojis
or something, or maybe they wanted a peach
and maybe they wanted an eggplant
because they like different fruits and vegetables.
Let's go.
They could do that.
They could add them, but they would pay some Sats for it.
Maybe they pay a thousand Sats per emoji
or something like that every time they want to change it.
But every single room could do that.
So think of it as like how Twitch allows you
to have custom emojis for different streamers and whatnot.
Very similar, you'd be able to do that for Nest.
So that's coming in the far future,
but once we get the payment processor built,
we'll be able to allow you to pay for a custom vanity URL
and name for your room.
And then the additional upgrade to that
will allow you to buy custom emojis
because the Frog Talk people wanted it
and we're like, you know what?
We can do that for you.
I think that'll work out.
All right, so that was maybe like, well,
we're on like eight minutes now of serious talk.
Is that okay, Tatum?
Or do we need to go back to upsetting people?
Derek, I don't know why I'm still here.
You can keep going, okay?
Now you're here because, you know,
you're a friend, Tatum, and you guys already, you know,
took five minutes of my room and it was working out.
We were having a good time and I'm okay.
Like I wanted to talk about a couple
of different serious things,
but I understand that, you know,
that people wanna see if you fuck up again.
Derek. Keep talking.
No, I don't need, I can't afford to fuck up anymore.
You keep going, King.
Oh, we appreciate you, Derek.
Real talk.
And do you not remember what I just said?
How you were the reason I stayed on Noster.
You don't have to make it weird, man.
Oh my God.
You know what, Tatum, I remember like a couple months ago
when you and I were doing some, what?
Whoa.
Let me finish.
You didn't say anything.
We were doing some late night chats, you know?
Oh, really?
Oh, whoa.
It was, you know, it was good.
It was good.
We talked about Noster and Bitcoin.
Oh, really?
We talked about Android and Amethyst,
and Tatum was asking me, you know,
if I would send him some questionable pictures.
Oh, really?
Oh, hold on.
No, that wasn't part of it.
Hold on.
That wasn't, oh my God.
I'm just catching so many strays tonight.
All right.
Cause we love you.
You know, and I thought, you know what,
he might need this for his podcast.
So I sent it to him.
And you know, his podcast was better for it, he told me.
Damn.
I thought you couldn't watch a past podcast though.
It's not a podcast.
Oh, I'm subscribed to you, Tatum.
Is it?
Is it though?
I do have a podcast, but between two Asics,
it's not a podcast.
What I want to know is between two ASICs available on audio only anywhere.
No, that's what makes it not a podcast.
So if I searched if I searched for it on
you know, an audio only platform, I would not find it.
Nope, because I don't know how to do that.
So what if what if this what if some
random asshole that lived in like, I don't know, Pennsylvania or something?
What if they downloaded every YouTube video of between two ASICs and uploaded
it to, I don't know, like Fountain FM as a podcast?
What would happen?
Honestly, Gigi, like that, that that's that's some good effort on them.
And I wouldn't even I wouldn't even ask for any profits here.
I would just be like, you you did what I didn't know how to do.
So thank you.
All right. I mean,
you know, I don't know if I wait a second, I just realized you're in Pennsylvania.
So shit.
All right. Yeah, go ahead, Derek.
You know what? I could I could do it.
I could do it.
So one of the things I brought my lovely
wife here, who's crocheting a Mario blanket right now.
Super Mario Blanket.
How many rows do you have done?
Looks like about a dozen.
Five.
Let's see. It's close to a dozen.
I like measurements going on.
You know, elevating things.
Yeah, it you know, the size doesn't matter.
I mean,
what I'm saying,
you don't even have headphones in anymore.
Where's your headphones?
Do you like us making fun of you?
What do you like us making fun of you?
Well, I was not making fun of Derek.
I have not made fun of you.
You know what?
Roya, I don't think anybody was making fun of me.
We're being very nice to you.
I was just asking.
No reason.
Was that Seth Rogen Walker?
No, that would have been more like.
So
one one thing I wanted to talk about was,
you know, this is very, very serious for this
unserious
portion of the Nestathon.
But I wanted to talk about
something near and dear to my heart.
And this past week, we had a bunch of drama
about Nip 94 and Nip 95.
And if I can take, you know, ten minutes of my segment,
Tatum and Roya and Walker, if I could take that and talk about this,
I would appreciate it.
So,
you know, we had our dads fighting this week, right?
We had Veeder and we had Will
going back and forth about client wars,
talking about different implementations.
And it's a lot of high tech stuff like the general gist of things without getting
too technical is that people on Amethyst
were posting images that nobody else was able to see.
And that's bad because it essentially creates
a separate Noster.
Or people on Amethyst could post an image
and people in Domus or Snord or Iris or insert your favorite other client here
couldn't see it. And that's kind of bad, right?
Like we don't want to do that.
We can have clients that implement various different features,
but basic features like, you know, posting text and posting images.
The very basis of every social network we've had for the past two decades.
This was breaking.
And Amethyst was implementing new features
that weren't backwards compatible.
And imagine what it would be like for a brand new user,
not a tech savvy user, or somebody just wants to use Noster.
Somebody like my wife that just wants to post an image of kids or of something.
And she goes to post it and only 15% of the network, 15% of the users can see it.
That's weird.
That's something we've never dealt with.
We've always had, depending on whatever you use in the past,
we had 100% of the people can see it as long as their client can display images.
So it was different.
And, you know, like I said, it's a very technical thing, but it's not cool.
We don't want to segregate users.
We don't want to create two different classes of users based on what client
you have, not being able to see basic content.
And basic content is sharing URLs, sharing images and GIFs and text.
You know, some things like polls and more advanced things like that.
Sure, I understand that.
We can have some clients support more advanced features than others,
but your basic social media, social networking things, they should be compatible.
So anyways, Amethyst developed
an app update and released it and it wasn't compatible with everything.
And that's bad because users started...
Wait, I can't hear you.
It cut off. That wasn't me this time.
I lost him.
Yeah, I didn't do anything.
Derek, wake up.
Wake up, Derek.
Derek, you're in the matrix.
We can't hear you.
All right.
So you got blockchain, bitch.
I got blockchain.
I got censored.
So this is kind of what Amethyst was doing, right?
Like different people had different implementations and they weren't able to
see the images and everybody thought they could.
And that's not cool.
So
our dads were fighting like Will said, he's not implementing this.
Veeder says, I'm not changing it.
I'm not making it backwards compatible.
You need to change it.
And they went back and forth and there was some drama.
Well, thankfully, we found out yesterday from Veeder that he was going to release
this update to the Play Store where the majority of users have this client
and they were going to not have this forced upon them, meaning that whenever
you go to upload an image, you would have choices and user choice is great.
Like we like that.
That's the ethos of Bitcoiners.
That's the ethos of Nostra users.
We want choice and we don't want somebody to choose something for us.
So that's nice.
But it's really confusing still.
Whenever you go to upload an image,
we have the choice and the default
is to use the thing that's compatible with everybody.
But
it says upload an image
and the text right after it says less secure.
And
is it less secure?
I mean, that's a little confusing and that's a little misleading.
So I asked my wife today who's not a tech savvy user.
She's not dumbass.
Honey.
But
she also
but she also
understands as a general user what secure and insecurity is.
And somebody's been using Facebook and Twitter for 20 years,
under whatever, 17 years, understands how these things work.
And when you go to post an image and the very first thing you see is insecure.
That's going to set off some red flags and you're going to try to go to the secure
method, but the secure method is badly implemented.
Not all not all of our relays support it.
I tested this out last night.
I posted a picture of my dog.
I posted a picture of Turner last night, Katie.
And if you know this, he is cute.
I posted a picture of him.
And two minutes after I posted it, my post disappeared because
every relay that I use deleted it because it's this new
way to post pictures.
And it is stupid.
I posted.
I followed the directions.
I posted an image that said it was secure.
And every relay that I use deleted my secure image.
Well, it doesn't make any sense.
Secure means good.
Why in the fuck would they delete it?
It's all misleading and it's all bad.
And
I understand Veeders reasoning for.
Implementing this because.
Our text posts on Nostr are decentralized and they get pushed out to all the relays
that we use, but our images that we post, our videos that we post,
they're centralized, they're on Nostr.build, they're on Nostr.image.
Wherever we pull that content from, it's not decentralized.
So I understand that we need a different solution,
but forcing confusing and.
Interoperable solutions that do not work
with every relay and every client, that's not the way either.
And
I talked to Katie about it today since she's
your basic user that doesn't know about the inner workings and doesn't follow
the trends and doesn't know all this shit.
I feel very judged right now.
We are.
You're my average user.
Derek, I'm also basic.
You got to be careful right now.
She's giving me she's giving me the eyes, but it's not the good eyes.
It's the side.
I was about to say those are usually good, but no, no, it's a side.
I'm saying you don't follow this news like I do.
So when you go to post something, you assume everybody is going to see it.
You decide to wake me up at one o'clock
in the morning and fill me in on this shit when I'm not going to remember it
the next day. I mean, sometimes I do that sometimes.
She's like demolishing you.
Well, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.
I'm going to put her on the spot here and I'm going to lie to talk about what you
see whenever you're going to because you're going to.
I have to pee so bad.
This beer needs to come out.
I peed twice while I was speaking.
Well, you know, they say, you know, I'll tell you what,
Katie is going to have the stage to talk about her experience in Nostra, her husband
and how amazing he is and how much she loves him, how awesome he is in bed,
like all sorts of things.
OK, hold on.
I really need to go pee.
I get hurt.
I will go. I'll be back.
This is good. This turned into a comedy.
Wow. This was like real.
This is a real quick.
How you doing? OK.
Hi, everyone.
Hey.
What's going on?
So anyway, you on footster?
Wait, Derek put me on there, I guess.
I got to go.
Quick sales pitch.
Dude, I haven't even posted one of those.
Derek likes to claim he's like, oh, no, why do you keep, you know,
Zapvertizing me and then meanwhile, like, Katie, get your feet on there.
Right.
Yeah, because I mean, because she's hot.
That's it.
I got to go.
You OK, Tatum?
Yeah, I get it. Yeah.
You sure?
Yeah. What did you text him, Walker?
What? I saved him on my phone as as Twatum turning.
Yeah, that was wrong.
That's not how you spell it.
I have him as a different thing in my phone.
Wait, what? What is that?
What is that? Vanessa.
Wait, did you also see that?
I saw Vanessa on there.
My bad, my bad.
You guys want her back up?
Yes. Bring her up.
I said to clean.
Where's Will?
She is.
Vanessa.
Yes.
Oh, I was.
Why do I keep any time I log on here?
It like puts me right on stage.
I don't want to be on stage.
Because you're so important.
I was just like, oh, just pop in for a second.
Where's Will?
Tell him to get on with you.
Hey, look, Derek would love it if you and Will came and took over his time.
No, no, no, no.
I know.
I'm just literally at the ball field with Elliott.
He just had a ball practice.
And so when you said, what do you if you're on Noster and you're not on here,
what are you doing? I was like, oh, spotted.
Hey, I know how to game the system.
Exactly.
Can we get a postgame interview with Mr. E.?
Yeah, he's right here, actually.
Here, Elliott.
Tatum is on the line.
What do you want to say to the group?
Say nothing.
Derek's back.
No, Derek, listen.
Derek, hold on.
Derek, shut up.
Say hi.
It's Elliott.
Vanessa, what are you doing on here?
How are you trying to let Elliott talk?
Shut up, Derek.
Let him speak.
What do you want to say?
Nothing.
I don't know.
You don't know what to say.
Just say hi, everyone.
Hey, tell him it's the guy with the vest.
He'll understand.
You know what?
Tell him the guy with the vest isn't here.
Tell him the walker's here.
You said it's up Elliott.
Oh, walker's there.
Yeah, he's right there.
You see? Right there.
Walker. Oh, here's our Uber.
Well, yeah, he had a great baseball
practice for everyone that cares about my Little League updates.
What position does he play?
Well, they don't have set positions at this, you know, six-year-old stage.
But he does.
Today, he was the pitcher, actually.
So it was great.
You can tell Elliott, I was a pitcher, too, back in my day.
Tate, I'm with you.
Back in your day.
Vanessa, you know something that's weird,
and I want to know if Canada is more friendly than the United States.
Sure.
So
Katie and I have kids that play sports.
They're a little older than your son, but they play sports and they love it.
And I don't know, you dropped your water bottle.
No, I dropped a bat.
A bat? That was a bat.
That's what it was.
So you can tell how often he took his practice.
Yeah, Derek, you totally play sports and your kids play sports, too.
Yeah, big sports, dad.
So what?
Sports ball.
It sounded like a water bottle, but it did.
No, but it was a bat.
One thing that is real.
So my daughter plays basketball.
Our daughter plays basketball and she's amazing.
And one thing that I don't understand as a parent that takes their children
to the basketball games is how other parents are so ugly competitive towards
sixth grade girls like when the other team.
It's horrendous when the other team isn't winning or makes a mistake or
like they're there or foul shots.
They're pounding on the bleachers and they're yelling and they're doing.
Now, I clap when every fucking person, no matter what, every girl,
no matter what team they're on, makes a basket because it's an 11 or 12 year old
girl and they're playing sports and they're fucking good.
I don't care what team they're on.
If we're losing, though, I kind of give him the eye.
Like, don't encourage them.
But in my mind, I'm encouraging them.
If this little girl runs the court and she makes a basket, I don't care what team
it is, I'm going to cheer, but there's some other parents that the oh, my God.
It's ridiculous.
They're they're ridiculous.
They're mean when it's little kids that are playing.
They lost their way.
They really they forgot what it was about.
I actually have a really funny story about that from I think it was like two days ago
and he had a game and again, we're talking about six year old Little League.
Right. But it is intense.
Actually, they get quite competitive, but the coaches were literally throwing it
down like I thought they were going to get in a fist fight.
Hey, your coach, that's insane.
No, I believe it is insane.
They thought the call was wrong and and they literally were getting
aggressively angry at each other like guys.
And you know what?
And that can happen.
Like bad calls are made.
But then the day it's it's fucking six year old kids.
Like, like, yes, you can be you can be a better instructor.
It's just you also could be better players.
Yeah.
You know what, Tatum, they could be better fucking players.
Hey, don't count any of my daughter's basketball games.
Yeah, yeah, I'll kick you out.
You got to cheer for everybody, Tatum.
You know what you do?
I am not ready to be a dad.
It's going to be bad whenever that's scary.
I can make you ready.
First of all, somebody has to have sex with you.
Hold on.
What?
I volunteer as tribute.
I you Roya.
Do you know Roya?
Yeah.
What to leave?
There is a satan had to leave for a second because I like to fly all over the place.
I'm sorry.
Wow, that was insane.
It still is, brother.
Tatum, do you need to go outside for that?
Some good res because I think that's.
You know, that was the reason I don't understand.
I still understand risk.
It's like that was the perfect example.
If I understand, I think Roya's got way more res than you do.
She Rizzle Dizzle's better.
Is that I don't know if I'm saying I don't know if I'm doing that.
I'm sorry.
Walker, is that like swervy swerve?
I don't know.
I'm just pretending.
I'll be honest.
I'm really trying to.
I think it's like swervy swerve.
Sorry, I accidentally Rizzed all over Tatum.
Tatum just Rizzed.
Tatum would have really liked that, I bet.
Hold on, Vanessa, please.
I hope Elliot can't hear any of this.
Well, you know what?
We just had a conversation about swear words, actually.
So it's it's telling Rizz is a swear word.
OK, he knows.
Is it?
No, Rizz isn't a swear word.
Tell him not to watch my YouTube, please.
Can I watch it?
No, you can't.
He's a bad influence.
Hey, this is that influence.
Tell him it's not on YouTube.
It's a podcast.
It's actually.
Yeah, exactly.
I thought we were shooting into some
wholesome content here, guys, but you know.
No, we're far from that.
All right.
OK, so Derek has one more serious story that he wants to talk about.
And then we can go back to to whatever this is.
Derek the stage hog.
It's literally my fucking hour.
Serious after serious.
I'm just kidding.
Roya Roya, watch what I can do.
I click on your name. Watch this.
Right.
Oh, no.
Oh, wow.
Where she go? I got to bring her back.
I see how awesome you are.
I see. All right. We'll bring her back for me.
We'll bring her back. All right.
So silencing the woman.
I get it.
Wow, Derek.
Is this the first cancellation?
No.
So many of you know that Katie, my lovely wife, has three different
Nostra accounts and pubs and it's all Derek's fuck up.
So I did not know that.
Oh, she this is her third time around.
So before Nostraka, as I said to her,
I said, Katie, we're going to Costa Rica, we need to get you on Nostra.
And we did.
We created the account.
I said, hey, this is Katie.
She got a handful of followers.
She was posted a couple of times and then her phone shit the bed.
And I said, yeah, it was the day before we are leaving.
And I said, you know what?
We're going to factory reset your phone and see if that fixes it.
And do we have everything backed up?
Well, of course we did.
Well, I forgot whenever I helped her make her account on Amethyst,
I didn't back up her insect and backing up your insect.
Like, it's important. You need to do it.
And I didn't do it because I thought, I'll back it up here.
And like, you know, tomorrow, the next day, no big deal.
And like a day or two later, her phone shit the bed.
And whenever I went to factory reset it, I said to myself, oh, do I have everything
backed up? Yeah, I know we back up everything we need.
I completely forgot about Amethyst.
I it just slipped my mind, you know,
because she'd only had the app for a day or two.
And I didn't back it up immediately because I thought, you know, like,
I'll do it in a day or two. No big deal.
Like, we're preparing for Nostrica.
We'll we'll back it up here soon.
And then her phone shit the bed and I factory reset it and everything was gone.
And as soon as I factory reset her phone, as it's like rebooting,
I was thinking, oh, fuck me.
I forgot to back that up.
No big deal. I'll post about it.
I said, hey, husband fucked up.
You know, I'm supposed to know what I'm doing on this platform.
But apparently I don't because I let my wife down.
Like I was her. I was her tech support, you know,
and I didn't do what I was supposed to do.
Huh?
Don't forget to back that sack up, back that and sack of Roya
hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
Oh my God.
So that's OK.
A lot of people that are on Nostra have burnt one set of keys and you learn your
lesson after that, right? Like even will burn his set of keys.
Apparently before most of us were on here.
Isn't that right?
Vanessa, like in like November or so he burnt his keys, maybe October, something
like that.
I don't know about that.
Sorry, I'm now in a very hilarious restaurant where there's like a bunch of
older couples dancing.
Yeah, we're going to meet well here for dinner.
But I think he did.
He talked to us about that.
He talked to us about that, that he developed a nip basically because he
fucked up. I remember him saying I'm sure I'm sure he's done all sorts of stuff.
Who knows? Who knows what he's doing now?
To be honest.
So it's all like, hey, that's OK.
You know what? Everybody, everybody's done this,
you know, except for me, I haven't fucked up yet.
So the majority of people,
I didn't fuck up my shit, but the majority of people have fucked up.
So that's OK.
So Gandalf.
So so I say, OK.
And we create a second insect for her.
But we're literally leaving for an Ostrich in like hours when we get a new
phone, we're leaving in hours.
And I know that we don't have time to deal with this.
So what I do is I take her insect.
And I DM it basically to my I'm not going to dox what app here,
but I basically DM it to myself in a private message,
something that only I have access to.
The next day to maybe two days later, we go to Nostrica
and we're at the gate and I don't remember who it was.
I think it was Marcy maybe asked, hey, what's your your ticket ID so we can
check you in? And I said, oh, hey, Marcy, it's Derek.
Oh, she's OK. You know, we do our pleasantries.
What's your ticket ID?
And I I had lost my voice at this point.
So I give Katie my phone.
And when I give her my phone, you remember this now.
Yeah, I give you my phone and she hands the phone over to.
I was like, this is the number that you need.
She showed up.
She gives the the number of the registration ticket.
Well, this also was the same like app
that had Katie's insect for her Nostrica account.
And she hands it back to me.
And I was like, what did you do that for?
I mean, I didn't explain what she needed to do.
So this was my fault.
But I was like, you just showed them.
Well, shit knocked out my head.
I was like, you just showed them what I told you to show them.
But also you just showed them your insect.
This is something that's supposed to be private.
And I don't know why I did this, probably because I lost my voice
because I'm sometimes a dumbass.
I went into my phone and I deleted the insect because I didn't want it to be
accidentally shared to the public to public eyes again.
And I don't think I didn't think anything of it.
I thought I did right.
I deleted the thing that could be accidentally seen by public eyes.
And then when we got home from Nostrica.
Katie's phone.
Well, I guess I got to backtrack a little bit.
I got a temporary replacement phone while we were in Costa Rica.
So as I said the day before Nostrica, Katie's phone shipped to bed.
Well, we needed a phone.
Both of us needed one to travel internationally.
Right. So we went to Best Buy and bought a new phone with the entire thought
of returning it to Best Buy.
We had to pay a fee when we got back from Nostrica because I couldn't send an RMA
to the phone manufacturer.
We were literally leaving the next day.
So we get back from Nostrica.
We go to Best Buy.
I say, hey, Katie says, hey, the phone doesn't work.
We don't want it.
And then we get our I said it was too big for our son.
OK, so Katie tells Katie tells a little white lie.
We pay the twenty five dollar restocking fee.
Fact, the factory factory reset the phone, give them the phone, go home,
Google sends us the new refurbished phone and we get the phone and restore the phone
and.
Start up and I say to her, fuck,
I think I deleted your insect when I deleted that note in Nostrica because I
didn't want people to see your insect, which nobody would have seen it,
but I'm a dumbass and, you know,
I lost her insect twice, though.
I got I fucked up twice.
So now now, finally, after the third attempt,
Katie, if I had your insect, I would never lose it.
Just so her insect now is saved privately, securely, just as mine.
They're actually hanging out and they touch each other from time to time.
They do.
And they like it.
They're beside each other.
They're having a good time mingling.
Was there a punch line in there?
I don't know.
He keeps staring at me.
No, I'm just saying.
He's trying to seduce me.
My
is it working?
Unspoken Riz.
The
the point of the story is that don't fuck up with your insects.
You know, don't don't have unsafe insects.
Don't leave your private keys.
Don't have safe sex.
You can have sex.
You just got to be careful.
OK, I was so confused.
Unsafe insects.
I didn't start talking again.
Sorry about the dog.
So so so I serious.
Tatum, fuck off.
His dog doesn't like it.
So.
I guess my point of this, Derek Ramble, is that he's a dumbass.
No, no, I fucked up.
I got the wrong story.
The point of the story is, is that you shouldn't let other people handle
your private keys because you can't trust third parties.
I'm literally your third party.
You can only trust yourself.
Are we divorcing?
Is there something I need to know?
I mean, if you lost my private, if you lost my private key,
so more of the story, don't touch other people's private parts.
Oh, no, no, you can.
No, I.
Don't trust other people to handle your private bits.
Holy shit.
Except Tatum.
Wait.
Well, you know what?
I.
My Internet is OK.
No, it's not, actually.
I got to go.
I want to know where you are.
I want to know Sleepy and Tana, who's on after me?
I know.
Yo, can Nasnavets, can you check your DMs real quick?
I've been trying to ask you a question for like the past 10 minutes.
Go check those DMs, please.
Holy shit.
Oh, I guess we have to take this next slot, too.
No, please.
I'll tell you what.
I need to get another beer.
So I'm around.
Hey, I'm just hanging out here.
I mean, I'll just keep the stage warm.
Walker, Walker, where's your better half?
She's got a Bachelorette.
Yeah, she's at a Bachelorette party right now.
It's in Vegas.
So like she didn't have to go very far.
But yeah, it's just me and the dog here tonight.
Yeah, and I've been riling the dog up.
Sorry.
This frog talk is literally my like
entire agenda for today and tomorrow.
Like that's that's all that's what I've got going on.
Well, unbeknownst, I don't think I informed my wife,
but I was planning on staying here until like I was going to go to bed and get
yelled at for coming to bed too late.
Shit's in here tomorrow, dude.
What time are we doing shit tomorrow?
I don't know.
That sounds like I could sleep in a little bit.
You know, maybe you guys should take this one offline.
I was planning on going to bed and it was one of those things where when I came to
bed, I was like, why are you waking me up?
What time is it? What the fuck?
Like that I was assuming that was happening.
So that's like maybe 2 a.m. ish.
I mean, I think you should just be happy that Katie is in your bed.
Honestly, she let you know, I agree.
I am happy.
I'm very happy that she's in my bed.
Do you want to duck out for a few minutes early?
Holy shit, y'all, please.
Like just you don't have to ask that on the nest.
Oh, yes, they do.
This is an open protocol.
Yeah, don't let me stay in.
This is open source. OK, this is literally centralized.
I mean, I can centralize something.
Hold on.
I don't even know what that means.
I don't either, but nobody knows.
I can make it provocative.
I can tell you what it means.
Yeah, Roya, literally show us what centralizing that means.
Hey, Derek, I don't know.
No, Derek, I don't think you want to.
You're married. Come on, man.
Yeah, come on.
Maybe I'll show Katie, but I don't know about you.
I want my wife to know that Maria, is she still down in the audience?
Yo, Queen, where the fuck is that Queen Maria?
Maria, Maria. Oh, she's down there.
You see her down there?
She's, oh, yes, that all spamming up those emojis.
I zapped her thighs a thousand sats earlier.
Holy shit. Did he just get rid of his wife on thigh?
Thighster. Thighster is the new thing.
If I had Katie as my wife, I'd be zapping her all day and no one else.
You know, if Katie posted a thigh pic, I would zap her a thousand sats too.
Just a thousand.
Wait, so you just post that question?
No, no, no. No.
OK, they're just joking.
They don't want you to post.
No, I was going to post my pics for zaps.
What? How did that work?
Oh, my God.
Tatum, I'll tell you what.
You post some thigh pics. I will not zap them.
Thanks for the heads up, Derek.
I still have I still need to get on the footstair.
Like, I still haven't posted.
Well, yeah, you should.
Marie Marie actually did a little bit of thigh and a little bit of foot.
There was some foot in the background.
She did both.
Marie hit me up.
Well, you know what?
Calfsters could be a thing.
So I've been I've been surprised you haven't made it a thing.
I've been walking on it and riding a bike lately.
My calves have been growing in size.
They're girthy.
Right.
I have any ladies, if any.
Well, you do have fucking cankles.
Remember when Walker almost passed his leg?
Yeah, I remember the walkers.
So seriously, though, Walker, how many
you're I assume your your calves and ankles are back to normal now.
You're all good to go, right?
No, they are.
You know what?
Well, no, thank you.
Thank you to Sean, Jack's paramedic, who straight up gave me a Z-Pak and some
Benadryl and like helped me out.
We were concerned, man, like it was bad.
You know what?
I also really love how Jack just has a pocket paramedic like this.
No, that's how you know you've made it in life when you have a fucking doctor
follows you around. I mean, that's that low key.
You know, while we were at that low key,
Riz, while we were between two a six, Sean was just pointing a rifle at me
the entire time.
What? So Tatum.
Yeah, it's it's been a month.
When's that fucking episode coming out?
It was supposed to be yesterday, but I have depression, so I haven't done it yet.
Well, you need to get over that.
Hey, man, the brother.
Just be happy.
You are.
Have you tried being happy?
I have.
Listen, if anyone can get some I mean, what?
Huh? I got to go.
I love that there's 50 people in here listening to this bullshit.
I love you guys. I will say it's actually I really do.
Like, I don't love Tatum, but I love Walker.
I love Roy and I love everybody else down below.
Yeah, like seriously, I want to I want to hug everybody here except for Tatum.
Tatum, I want to grab his balls a little bit, but everybody else.
I want to I want to hug everybody.
Wait, I'll hit you up, Derek.
I mean, yeah, we'll start bolster, you know.
Wait, do you remember?
Do you remember? Oh, shit.
What was it called whenever people were posting like landscapes like Baxter?
Was it?
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Y'all know what I'm talking about.
It's everyone besides Derek knows.
I got a match.
It was like it was like it was like a skyline, except there was a ball sack.
This is like Derek that Derek and Katie were talking about this guy at a restaurant.
His balls are out.
Oh, this is very different.
Oh, it's very different with the parent.
Everybody wants to hear this.
So everybody, everybody, it was great.
Yeah, we told this to Roy when we were down in the down in the river in Nisheka.
So we got time.
It's only two minutes after.
So
Katie and I were with some friends two years ago at a restaurant.
And there's this old dude behind us sitting at a table with a parrot on his shoulder.
We're outside.
But he's like, oh, sweet.
Dude has a parrot on his shoulder.
Well, as one does from time to time.
So he starts leaning forward on the table.
So his ass comes off the seat.
And Katie is sitting across from me and she like immediately her eyes get huge
in her face, like looking behind me, so I know there's something interesting.
So I turn around and immediately laughing like a fucking like 11 year old.
And this point immediately.
I'm like, huh, old man balls.
Like I turn around and there's like that was your first thought.
Well, because I turned around, I turned around,
I turned around and there's a dude's ball bag hanging out of his fucking pants.
Absolute King.
And I'm like, oh, like that's the first thing I saw because he's leaning bending
over, like leaning over the table to grab something like off the other side, basically.
So his ass is pointing out.
But his ball bag is hanging down below, like completely out of his jeans.
And I'm like, he was wearing jeans.
Yes.
Wait, yes.
So I don't understand.
Like this was his ankle.
So Walker, grab your fist and hang your fist below your ball sack and lean forward.
That's literally what it looked like.
There was a ball sack hanging out.
He had a hole in his pants.
Oh, there was a hole in the pants.
OK, well, you should clarify with the hole in the pants.
So we were we were staring at it, but not like that closely.
It seems like it was pretty closely.
So so we're like, what the fuck?
And then he he gets up and he walks inside.
So I'm like, oh, he's an old man.
He had a hole in his pants.
Like he's going to go fix it.
He's going to go to the bathroom.
He comes back a few minutes later.
Narrator, he did not fix it.
I'm giving him the I'm giving him the benefit of the data.
I'm like, oh, see now, man.
Like, you know, I assume the best in people.
I'm like, you know, Tatum.
And he comes back and he sits down facing a spread eagle.
Spread eagle completely.
And his nuts, his balls are hanging completely out of his pants,
like just laying there on the fucking picnic table seat for all to see.
Sounds like what Tatum did whenever I first met him.
Wait. Yeah.
How? Wow.
Wow. You know,
maybe just found the picture and show me the old man nuts.
I had to take a picture of the old man nuts and his parents in the picture, too.
Well, what posted on those street?
Yeah, I know.
I'm going to post it on.
Roy, I want you to post on Nostra.
Just be like hashtag ball.
Oh, my.
I'm not. Tatum, you know, so I'll post on Ballster.
The interesting thing about this is then our our she was young, you know,
probably like 17, 18.
Our waitress comes over and she sees us kind of like awkwardly laughing and
staring at like old man balls and she's like, yeah, this isn't the first time
this happened. We've had to tell him multiple times to Ford and not have,
you know, that out.
So that was his thing.
He was just like an old like pervert.
He was the CEO of Ballster.
Right. Yeah.
He started Ballster before it was even a thing like.
Imagine if he's like, are you really are you really posting the balls?
He's in this nest.
No, but where's our Ballster Royal?
Why did you want us to the ball story?
I completely forgot. Oh, you guys are talking about balls.
No. OK.
You got to stop this.
I understand you got excited about old man balls and I get you.
I get you.
I tell you that all the time, honey.
You're excited about my old man balls.
Well, that happens when you get old.
Well, this is a good time to end the recording.
I appreciate it.
It's been a pleasure.