1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,620 the 2 00:00:09,620 --> 00:00:15,140 big 3 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:19,080 0. är 4 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:25,380 the 5 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:28,180 So somebody broke stuff. 6 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:29,080 That's weird. 7 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,280 But you know what? 8 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,680 These bugs are things that we want. 9 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,080 Simi's out there. 10 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:36,220 These are bugs that we want to fix. 11 00:00:36,220 --> 00:00:37,760 These are bugs that we wanna fix. 12 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:41,520 So what we plan on doing in the future 13 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:45,200 is fixing some of these bugs. 14 00:00:48,420 --> 00:00:52,640 Some of the bugs resolve around room preservation, 15 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,200 room permissions, things like that. 16 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,300 People message us throughout the day, 17 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:57,540 probably a couple times a day, 18 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:58,880 that they cleared their cookies 19 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,480 and deleted their cookies 20 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,980 and then they lost all their permissions. 21 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,840 They're not a bot anymore. 22 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,680 They lost their stage speaking permissions, 23 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:10,520 things like that. 24 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:14,780 So we have plans to fix these bugs. 25 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,580 But as you guys have noticed, 26 00:01:18,580 --> 00:01:22,860 there is a public chat that's not associated with this. 27 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:25,620 It's not built in directly, but it does work. 28 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:30,160 We wanna build that natively into Nostr Nest. 29 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,840 And Pablo, everybody knows Pablo. 30 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:33,880 Pablo's incredible. 31 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:38,880 Pablo has done a dozen different microservices 32 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,160 and micro apps for Nostr. 33 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,320 Talked to him today and he said he's interested 34 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:50,320 in helping us add public chat to every nest. 35 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,720 So every nest that exists will have its own public chat. 36 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:56,100 So you won't have to use the third party window. 37 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:57,700 We'll have it built in. 38 00:01:57,700 --> 00:02:02,700 And you'll be able to do reactions, apps, comments, 39 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,520 everything that we're doing right now 40 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,920 on this separate browser tab, 41 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,620 but it's gonna be built in. 42 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:10,880 And then we'll be able to do 43 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,920 some type of system announcements. 44 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,720 Earlier I was mentioning zaps. 45 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,080 Well, we'll be able to do those type of announcements 46 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,840 in the chat because we have a text chat. 47 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:25,340 We'll be able to say, Derek zapped Walker for 1000 sats 48 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:30,340 because he liked his comment on Footster or whatever. 49 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,780 General Walker things. 50 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:37,640 Or when Tatum, everyone's want Tatum says good stuff. 51 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:41,200 So Derek zapped Tatum 1000 sats. 52 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,420 So everybody will be able to see who zapped who 53 00:02:43,420 --> 00:02:45,260 and it'll be posted to the chat. 54 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:50,260 Now the last item on our roadmap after account tools 55 00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:55,820 and zaps and public chat is badges. 56 00:02:55,820 --> 00:02:59,260 You know, Virabitchia was talking about badges earlier 57 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:03,020 and I mentioned how badges kind of have died down 58 00:03:03,020 --> 00:03:04,980 over the past month or so. 59 00:03:04,980 --> 00:03:07,060 And they have, they're not as exciting, 60 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:08,620 but not the new shiny, you know, 61 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:10,180 we've moved on to a new shiny, 62 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:12,180 but badges are still cool. 63 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:15,380 Badges still mean something. 64 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:19,460 So we wanted to do something with badges on Nest 65 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:23,420 and we decided that we could allow every single user 66 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:28,420 to receive a Nest badge if they created a Nest 67 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:34,380 or if they spoke in a Nest for the very first time. 68 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,060 And then also if they zapped somebody in Nest 69 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:40,980 and then we can announce these also in the public channel 70 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:45,980 along with assigning them to individual users. 71 00:03:46,340 --> 00:03:51,340 So, okay, that was five minutes I think of serious talk. 72 00:03:51,620 --> 00:03:55,620 We can, I think we can get back to the fun talk, you know, 73 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:57,380 for a few minutes. 74 00:03:57,380 --> 00:03:59,820 Are you sure you don't want six minutes, princess? 75 00:04:00,820 --> 00:04:05,100 You know, I do have some more things 76 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,660 that I wanted to serious talk about. 77 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:07,740 We can wait a little bit. 78 00:04:07,740 --> 00:04:10,140 No, let's say it, say it, say it. 79 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:12,980 I'm really interested in this actually. 80 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:14,580 You've been saying some really cool things. 81 00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:16,780 This is well your time. 82 00:04:16,780 --> 00:04:18,660 It is my time, you fucker. 83 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:20,860 It's all you, you stole about 15 minutes. 84 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,660 So we'll let it slide this time. 85 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:23,500 It's okay. 86 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:24,980 I guess you can keep talking. 87 00:04:24,980 --> 00:04:27,940 You're gonna let it slide in my slot. 88 00:04:27,940 --> 00:04:29,580 Okay, I see how it is. 89 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:31,300 You know, but I think that there's, 90 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:32,780 We love you, Derek. 91 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:34,380 I understand. 92 00:04:34,380 --> 00:04:37,020 I wanna know what just happened though 93 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:40,260 that just broke Nest for a split second. 94 00:04:40,260 --> 00:04:44,300 And this happened earlier when Sleepy, I think. 95 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:46,980 Me again, Derek, cause all I had to do, honestly, 96 00:04:46,980 --> 00:04:49,420 all I had to do was just open up my browser, 97 00:04:49,420 --> 00:04:50,820 but I wasn't even on that tab. 98 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:53,420 The tab was just in there in the browser, right? 99 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:54,860 And I go on the browser. 100 00:04:54,860 --> 00:04:57,100 It's restoring your session. 101 00:04:57,100 --> 00:05:00,380 Like whatever browsers you're using, it's restoring. 102 00:05:00,380 --> 00:05:01,220 Yeah. 103 00:05:01,220 --> 00:05:02,060 Yeah. 104 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,300 Cookie sessions. 105 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:07,900 I would kill that tab and like close that tab 106 00:05:07,900 --> 00:05:11,860 and re-sign in because anytime you do that, 107 00:05:11,860 --> 00:05:16,660 it like restores the previous state of the room 108 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:18,380 and it sets everything back to, 109 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:20,900 it brings all the people that were like not on stage, 110 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:23,740 back on stage and it changes the room dynamics. 111 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,500 So do you want me to try this now? 112 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:29,500 I mean, no. 113 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:32,420 Move fast, break things. 114 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:35,380 I could just, I could promise not, well, damn, 115 00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:38,260 I'm going to be able to do it without opening the tab. 116 00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:40,740 I'm going to say don't break things right now. 117 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:42,580 You know, let's just not break things. 118 00:05:42,580 --> 00:05:43,900 Let's not, let's not. 119 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:44,740 Let's not. 120 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:45,940 You know, we're going good. 121 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:48,580 I got my serious stuff out of the way that some 122 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:51,820 of the serious stuff I want to talk about, about, you know, 123 00:05:51,820 --> 00:05:56,820 why Sleepy and Tana wanted to advertise donating to Nest. 124 00:05:56,820 --> 00:05:59,420 Because like I said, there's a lot of features 125 00:05:59,420 --> 00:06:00,780 that we plan on working on. 126 00:06:00,780 --> 00:06:02,540 And one of them I didn't mention 127 00:06:02,540 --> 00:06:04,340 that we actually talked about in Frog Talk, 128 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:06,860 like almost two weeks ago and Semmi said 129 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:08,300 we absolutely will be able to do it. 130 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:11,620 And one of the reasons why he's building a payment processor 131 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:16,620 is that custom Nests, so like Frog Talk or Plug Chain Radio, 132 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:20,420 things like that, people will be able to buy 133 00:06:20,420 --> 00:06:23,660 custom emojis for their room. 134 00:06:23,660 --> 00:06:24,980 So that's a good thing. 135 00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:29,980 So you have a nest, we will add a fourth row to Nest 136 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:33,060 with custom emoji. 137 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,500 So you better buy three. 138 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:37,660 So Frog Talk wanted to buy a couple different frog emojis 139 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:39,820 or something, or maybe they wanted a peach 140 00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:40,860 and maybe they wanted an eggplant 141 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:42,700 because they like different fruits and vegetables. 142 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:43,900 Let's go. 143 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:44,940 They could do that. 144 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:48,100 They could add them, but they would pay some Sats for it. 145 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:49,940 Maybe they pay a thousand Sats per emoji 146 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:52,140 or something like that every time they want to change it. 147 00:06:52,140 --> 00:06:54,180 But every single room could do that. 148 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,940 So think of it as like how Twitch allows you 149 00:06:56,940 --> 00:07:00,580 to have custom emojis for different streamers and whatnot. 150 00:07:00,580 --> 00:07:03,620 Very similar, you'd be able to do that for Nest. 151 00:07:03,620 --> 00:07:06,820 So that's coming in the far future, 152 00:07:06,820 --> 00:07:09,460 but once we get the payment processor built, 153 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:13,140 we'll be able to allow you to pay for a custom vanity URL 154 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:15,100 and name for your room. 155 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:18,580 And then the additional upgrade to that 156 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:21,300 will allow you to buy custom emojis 157 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:23,700 because the Frog Talk people wanted it 158 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:24,740 and we're like, you know what? 159 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:25,980 We can do that for you. 160 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:27,420 I think that'll work out. 161 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:32,540 All right, so that was maybe like, well, 162 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:35,100 we're on like eight minutes now of serious talk. 163 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:36,860 Is that okay, Tatum? 164 00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:39,860 Or do we need to go back to upsetting people? 165 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:43,380 Derek, I don't know why I'm still here. 166 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,100 You can keep going, okay? 167 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:50,100 Now you're here because, you know, 168 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:54,780 you're a friend, Tatum, and you guys already, you know, 169 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:58,300 took five minutes of my room and it was working out. 170 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:00,660 We were having a good time and I'm okay. 171 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:02,580 Like I wanted to talk about a couple 172 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:04,340 of different serious things, 173 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:06,660 but I understand that, you know, 174 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:09,860 that people wanna see if you fuck up again. 175 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:11,260 Derek. Keep talking. 176 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:13,820 No, I don't need, I can't afford to fuck up anymore. 177 00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:14,900 You keep going, King. 178 00:08:14,900 --> 00:08:19,900 Oh, we appreciate you, Derek. 179 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:22,300 Real talk. 180 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:24,140 And do you not remember what I just said? 181 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:26,460 How you were the reason I stayed on Noster. 182 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:29,860 You don't have to make it weird, man. 183 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:31,940 Oh my God. 184 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:34,460 You know what, Tatum, I remember like a couple months ago 185 00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:37,060 when you and I were doing some, what? 186 00:08:38,540 --> 00:08:39,380 Whoa. 187 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:41,540 Let me finish. 188 00:08:41,540 --> 00:08:43,300 You didn't say anything. 189 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:46,380 We were doing some late night chats, you know? 190 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:47,220 Oh, really? 191 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:48,060 Oh, whoa. 192 00:08:49,460 --> 00:08:52,340 It was, you know, it was good. 193 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:53,460 It was good. 194 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:55,820 We talked about Noster and Bitcoin. 195 00:08:55,820 --> 00:08:56,660 Oh, really? 196 00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:58,700 We talked about Android and Amethyst, 197 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:00,620 and Tatum was asking me, you know, 198 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:04,020 if I would send him some questionable pictures. 199 00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:04,860 Oh, really? 200 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:05,700 Oh, hold on. 201 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:06,540 No, that wasn't part of it. 202 00:09:06,540 --> 00:09:07,380 Hold on. 203 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,900 That wasn't, oh my God. 204 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:11,220 I'm just catching so many strays tonight. 205 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:12,060 All right. 206 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:14,580 Cause we love you. 207 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:15,980 You know, and I thought, you know what, 208 00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:18,340 he might need this for his podcast. 209 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:21,100 So I sent it to him. 210 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:25,300 And you know, his podcast was better for it, he told me. 211 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:26,620 Damn. 212 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:29,020 I thought you couldn't watch a past podcast though. 213 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:30,780 It's not a podcast. 214 00:09:30,780 --> 00:09:33,900 Oh, I'm subscribed to you, Tatum. 215 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:34,740 Is it? 216 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,580 Is it though? 217 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:39,460 I do have a podcast, but between two Asics, 218 00:09:39,460 --> 00:09:40,780 it's not a podcast. 219 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:45,380 What I want to know is between two ASICs available on audio only anywhere. 220 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:49,180 No, that's what makes it not a podcast. 221 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:54,260 So if I searched if I searched for it on 222 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:57,500 you know, an audio only platform, I would not find it. 223 00:09:57,700 --> 00:10:00,820 Nope, because I don't know how to do that. 224 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:02,860 So what if what if this what if some 225 00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:06,980 random asshole that lived in like, I don't know, Pennsylvania or something? 226 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:13,100 What if they downloaded every YouTube video of between two ASICs and uploaded 227 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:17,820 it to, I don't know, like Fountain FM as a podcast? 228 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:19,580 What would happen? 229 00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:24,660 Honestly, Gigi, like that, that that's that's some good effort on them. 230 00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:28,100 And I wouldn't even I wouldn't even ask for any profits here. 231 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:31,820 I would just be like, you you did what I didn't know how to do. 232 00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:33,620 So thank you. 233 00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:35,540 All right. I mean, 234 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:39,420 you know, I don't know if I wait a second, I just realized you're in Pennsylvania. 235 00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:40,980 So shit. 236 00:10:41,180 --> 00:10:44,060 All right. Yeah, go ahead, Derek. 237 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:46,580 You know what? I could I could do it. 238 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,180 I could do it. 239 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:53,340 So one of the things I brought my lovely 240 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:58,260 wife here, who's crocheting a Mario blanket right now. 241 00:10:58,460 --> 00:10:59,540 Super Mario Blanket. 242 00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:01,100 How many rows do you have done? 243 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:03,420 Looks like about a dozen. 244 00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:04,420 Five. 245 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:05,380 Five. 246 00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:08,100 Let's see. It's close to a dozen. 247 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:11,220 I like measurements going on. 248 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:14,260 You know, elevating things. 249 00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:17,820 Yeah, it you know, the size doesn't matter. 250 00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:19,500 I mean, 251 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:22,260 what I'm saying, 252 00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:24,940 you don't even have headphones in anymore. 253 00:11:24,940 --> 00:11:25,820 Where's your headphones? 254 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,340 Do you like us making fun of you? 255 00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:31,140 What do you like us making fun of you? 256 00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:33,500 Well, I was not making fun of Derek. 257 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:34,980 I have not made fun of you. 258 00:11:35,180 --> 00:11:36,140 You know what? 259 00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:39,660 Roya, I don't think anybody was making fun of me. 260 00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:41,340 We're being very nice to you. 261 00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:43,100 I was just asking. 262 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,180 No reason. 263 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:47,860 Was that Seth Rogen Walker? 264 00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:50,140 No, that would have been more like. 265 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:52,580 So 266 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:57,060 one one thing I wanted to talk about was, 267 00:11:57,060 --> 00:12:00,900 you know, this is very, very serious for this 268 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,140 unserious 269 00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:06,660 portion of the Nestathon. 270 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:10,380 But I wanted to talk about 271 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:12,660 something near and dear to my heart. 272 00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:16,860 And this past week, we had a bunch of drama 273 00:12:17,060 --> 00:12:21,500 about Nip 94 and Nip 95. 274 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:26,260 And if I can take, you know, ten minutes of my segment, 275 00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:30,820 Tatum and Roya and Walker, if I could take that and talk about this, 276 00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:32,740 I would appreciate it. 277 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:34,180 So, 278 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:37,060 you know, we had our dads fighting this week, right? 279 00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:42,460 We had Veeder and we had Will 280 00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:45,020 going back and forth about client wars, 281 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,220 talking about different implementations. 282 00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:53,100 And it's a lot of high tech stuff like the general gist of things without getting 283 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:58,980 too technical is that people on Amethyst 284 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:03,860 were posting images that nobody else was able to see. 285 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:09,180 And that's bad because it essentially creates 286 00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:12,100 a separate Noster. 287 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:15,980 Or people on Amethyst could post an image 288 00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:21,420 and people in Domus or Snord or Iris or insert your favorite other client here 289 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,820 couldn't see it. And that's kind of bad, right? 290 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:25,420 Like we don't want to do that. 291 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:30,260 We can have clients that implement various different features, 292 00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:36,300 but basic features like, you know, posting text and posting images. 293 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:40,740 The very basis of every social network we've had for the past two decades. 294 00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:42,260 This was breaking. 295 00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:46,660 And Amethyst was implementing new features 296 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,500 that weren't backwards compatible. 297 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:53,020 And imagine what it would be like for a brand new user, 298 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:55,940 not a tech savvy user, or somebody just wants to use Noster. 299 00:13:56,140 --> 00:14:02,340 Somebody like my wife that just wants to post an image of kids or of something. 300 00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:11,060 And she goes to post it and only 15% of the network, 15% of the users can see it. 301 00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:12,100 That's weird. 302 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:13,820 That's something we've never dealt with. 303 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,340 We've always had, depending on whatever you use in the past, 304 00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:22,020 we had 100% of the people can see it as long as their client can display images. 305 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:23,700 So it was different. 306 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:30,660 And, you know, like I said, it's a very technical thing, but it's not cool. 307 00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:33,260 We don't want to segregate users. 308 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:38,020 We don't want to create two different classes of users based on what client 309 00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:41,740 you have, not being able to see basic content. 310 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:49,740 And basic content is sharing URLs, sharing images and GIFs and text. 311 00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:54,140 You know, some things like polls and more advanced things like that. 312 00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:56,100 Sure, I understand that. 313 00:14:56,300 --> 00:15:00,900 We can have some clients support more advanced features than others, 314 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:06,420 but your basic social media, social networking things, they should be compatible. 315 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,420 So anyways, Amethyst developed 316 00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:16,420 an app update and released it and it wasn't compatible with everything. 317 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:20,340 And that's bad because users started... 318 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:30,380 Wait, I can't hear you. 319 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:32,700 It cut off. That wasn't me this time. 320 00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:33,500 I lost him. 321 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,420 Yeah, I didn't do anything. 322 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:36,460 Derek, wake up. 323 00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:37,420 Wake up, Derek. 324 00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:38,860 Derek, you're in the matrix. 325 00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:40,460 We can't hear you. 326 00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:41,420 All right. 327 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:44,500 So you got blockchain, bitch. 328 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,220 I got blockchain. 329 00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:47,180 I got censored. 330 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,020 So this is kind of what Amethyst was doing, right? 331 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:54,060 Like different people had different implementations and they weren't able to 332 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:56,580 see the images and everybody thought they could. 333 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:57,940 And that's not cool. 334 00:15:58,140 --> 00:15:59,580 So 335 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:04,300 our dads were fighting like Will said, he's not implementing this. 336 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:06,020 Veeder says, I'm not changing it. 337 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:07,780 I'm not making it backwards compatible. 338 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:08,700 You need to change it. 339 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:11,220 And they went back and forth and there was some drama. 340 00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:17,140 Well, thankfully, we found out yesterday from Veeder that he was going to release 341 00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:22,500 this update to the Play Store where the majority of users have this client 342 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:31,260 and they were going to not have this forced upon them, meaning that whenever 343 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:35,500 you go to upload an image, you would have choices and user choice is great. 344 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,220 Like we like that. 345 00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:40,220 That's the ethos of Bitcoiners. 346 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:42,140 That's the ethos of Nostra users. 347 00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:46,020 We want choice and we don't want somebody to choose something for us. 348 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:47,220 So that's nice. 349 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:50,180 But it's really confusing still. 350 00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:52,980 Whenever you go to upload an image, 351 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,500 we have the choice and the default 352 00:16:56,700 --> 00:17:00,100 is to use the thing that's compatible with everybody. 353 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,500 But 354 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:04,700 it says upload an image 355 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:08,300 and the text right after it says less secure. 356 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,300 And 357 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,820 is it less secure? 358 00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:18,020 I mean, that's a little confusing and that's a little misleading. 359 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:22,500 So I asked my wife today who's not a tech savvy user. 360 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,500 She's not dumbass. 361 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:25,940 Honey. 362 00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:28,140 But 363 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:30,700 she also 364 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:33,700 but she also 365 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:39,100 understands as a general user what secure and insecurity is. 366 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:42,740 And somebody's been using Facebook and Twitter for 20 years, 367 00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:46,940 under whatever, 17 years, understands how these things work. 368 00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:52,220 And when you go to post an image and the very first thing you see is insecure. 369 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,700 That's going to set off some red flags and you're going to try to go to the secure 370 00:17:56,900 --> 00:18:00,380 method, but the secure method is badly implemented. 371 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,500 Not all not all of our relays support it. 372 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,300 I tested this out last night. 373 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,100 I posted a picture of my dog. 374 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:09,860 I posted a picture of Turner last night, Katie. 375 00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,980 And if you know this, he is cute. 376 00:18:12,180 --> 00:18:13,380 I posted a picture of him. 377 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:18,340 And two minutes after I posted it, my post disappeared because 378 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:23,780 every relay that I use deleted it because it's this new 379 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:25,660 way to post pictures. 380 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:27,660 And it is stupid. 381 00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:28,700 I posted. 382 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,260 I followed the directions. 383 00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:34,340 I posted an image that said it was secure. 384 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:39,060 And every relay that I use deleted my secure image. 385 00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:40,420 Well, it doesn't make any sense. 386 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,180 Secure means good. 387 00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:44,380 Why in the fuck would they delete it? 388 00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:47,340 It's all misleading and it's all bad. 389 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,100 And 390 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:54,620 I understand Veeders reasoning for. 391 00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:57,820 Implementing this because. 392 00:18:57,820 --> 00:19:03,100 Our text posts on Nostr are decentralized and they get pushed out to all the relays 393 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:06,980 that we use, but our images that we post, our videos that we post, 394 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:11,100 they're centralized, they're on Nostr.build, they're on Nostr.image. 395 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:15,220 Wherever we pull that content from, it's not decentralized. 396 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,660 So I understand that we need a different solution, 397 00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:22,500 but forcing confusing and. 398 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:25,900 Interoperable solutions that do not work 399 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:30,940 with every relay and every client, that's not the way either. 400 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:32,460 And 401 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:35,060 I talked to Katie about it today since she's 402 00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:39,780 your basic user that doesn't know about the inner workings and doesn't follow 403 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,420 the trends and doesn't know all this shit. 404 00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:43,900 I feel very judged right now. 405 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:44,820 We are. 406 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:48,540 You're my average user. 407 00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:51,820 Derek, I'm also basic. 408 00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:54,820 You got to be careful right now. 409 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:59,220 She's giving me she's giving me the eyes, but it's not the good eyes. 410 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:00,740 It's the side. 411 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:04,980 I was about to say those are usually good, but no, no, it's a side. 412 00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:08,940 I'm saying you don't follow this news like I do. 413 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:12,660 So when you go to post something, you assume everybody is going to see it. 414 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,300 You decide to wake me up at one o'clock 415 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,020 in the morning and fill me in on this shit when I'm not going to remember it 416 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:20,620 the next day. I mean, sometimes I do that sometimes. 417 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,620 She's like demolishing you. 418 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:26,140 Well, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what. 419 00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:30,660 I'm going to put her on the spot here and I'm going to lie to talk about what you 420 00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:34,420 see whenever you're going to because you're going to. 421 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:37,180 I have to pee so bad. 422 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:38,860 This beer needs to come out. 423 00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:41,300 I peed twice while I was speaking. 424 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:45,140 Well, you know, they say, you know, I'll tell you what, 425 00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:50,860 Katie is going to have the stage to talk about her experience in Nostra, her husband 426 00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:55,540 and how amazing he is and how much she loves him, how awesome he is in bed, 427 00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:57,140 like all sorts of things. 428 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,420 OK, hold on. 429 00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:00,460 I really need to go pee. 430 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,700 I get hurt. 431 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:03,660 I will go. I'll be back. 432 00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:06,340 This is good. This turned into a comedy. 433 00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:07,860 Wow. This was like real. 434 00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:09,220 This is a real quick. 435 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:10,860 How you doing? OK. 436 00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,980 Hi, everyone. 437 00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:14,540 Hey. 438 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:15,700 What's going on? 439 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,260 So anyway, you on footster? 440 00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:20,780 Wait, Derek put me on there, I guess. 441 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,220 I got to go. 442 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:23,620 Quick sales pitch. 443 00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:27,820 Dude, I haven't even posted one of those. 444 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:32,220 Derek likes to claim he's like, oh, no, why do you keep, you know, 445 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:35,220 Zapvertizing me and then meanwhile, like, Katie, get your feet on there. 446 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,420 Right. 447 00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:41,460 Yeah, because I mean, because she's hot. 448 00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:43,700 That's it. 449 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:44,780 I got to go. 450 00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:45,940 You OK, Tatum? 451 00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:48,460 Yeah, I get it. Yeah. 452 00:21:48,660 --> 00:21:50,420 You sure? 453 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:53,060 Yeah. What did you text him, Walker? 454 00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:56,780 What? I saved him on my phone as as Twatum turning. 455 00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:57,980 Yeah, that was wrong. 456 00:21:58,180 --> 00:22:01,020 That's not how you spell it. 457 00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:04,900 I have him as a different thing in my phone. 458 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:07,020 Wait, what? What is that? 459 00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:08,180 What is that? Vanessa. 460 00:22:08,380 --> 00:22:11,220 Wait, did you also see that? 461 00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:12,140 I saw Vanessa on there. 462 00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:13,380 My bad, my bad. 463 00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:14,980 You guys want her back up? 464 00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:16,300 Yes. Bring her up. 465 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,940 I said to clean. 466 00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:19,140 Where's Will? 467 00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:20,340 She is. 468 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,740 Vanessa. 469 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:22,940 Yes. 470 00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:23,900 Oh, I was. 471 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:26,940 Why do I keep any time I log on here? 472 00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:28,660 It like puts me right on stage. 473 00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:29,860 I don't want to be on stage. 474 00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:33,060 Because you're so important. 475 00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:35,700 I was just like, oh, just pop in for a second. 476 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:36,740 Where's Will? 477 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:38,540 Tell him to get on with you. 478 00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:43,900 Hey, look, Derek would love it if you and Will came and took over his time. 479 00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:44,900 No, no, no, no. 480 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:46,940 I know. 481 00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:49,860 I'm just literally at the ball field with Elliott. 482 00:22:50,060 --> 00:22:51,780 He just had a ball practice. 483 00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:56,220 And so when you said, what do you if you're on Noster and you're not on here, 484 00:22:56,420 --> 00:22:58,820 what are you doing? I was like, oh, spotted. 485 00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:02,220 Hey, I know how to game the system. 486 00:23:02,420 --> 00:23:03,220 Exactly. 487 00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:05,620 Can we get a postgame interview with Mr. E.? 488 00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:06,820 Yeah, he's right here, actually. 489 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:07,860 Here, Elliott. 490 00:23:08,060 --> 00:23:09,860 Tatum is on the line. 491 00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:12,220 What do you want to say to the group? 492 00:23:12,220 --> 00:23:13,860 Say nothing. 493 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:14,980 Derek's back. 494 00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:15,980 No, Derek, listen. 495 00:23:16,180 --> 00:23:17,140 Derek, hold on. 496 00:23:17,340 --> 00:23:19,180 Derek, shut up. 497 00:23:19,380 --> 00:23:19,900 Say hi. 498 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:20,700 It's Elliott. 499 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,820 Vanessa, what are you doing on here? 500 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:25,020 How are you trying to let Elliott talk? 501 00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:26,620 Shut up, Derek. 502 00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:28,700 Let him speak. 503 00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:30,340 What do you want to say? 504 00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:31,460 Nothing. 505 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,340 I don't know. 506 00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:33,300 You don't know what to say. 507 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:34,180 Just say hi, everyone. 508 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,380 Hey, tell him it's the guy with the vest. 509 00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:37,580 He'll understand. 510 00:23:37,780 --> 00:23:38,260 You know what? 511 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,060 Tell him the guy with the vest isn't here. 512 00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:41,100 Tell him the walker's here. 513 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:43,140 You said it's up Elliott. 514 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:45,780 Oh, walker's there. 515 00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:46,620 Yeah, he's right there. 516 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:48,060 You see? Right there. 517 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,380 Walker. Oh, here's our Uber. 518 00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:54,300 Well, yeah, he had a great baseball 519 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:58,420 practice for everyone that cares about my Little League updates. 520 00:23:58,620 --> 00:24:00,740 What position does he play? 521 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:05,340 Well, they don't have set positions at this, you know, six-year-old stage. 522 00:24:05,540 --> 00:24:08,260 But he does. 523 00:24:08,460 --> 00:24:09,980 Today, he was the pitcher, actually. 524 00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:11,820 So it was great. 525 00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:15,180 You can tell Elliott, I was a pitcher, too, back in my day. 526 00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:16,060 Tate, I'm with you. 527 00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:18,140 Back in your day. 528 00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:20,660 Vanessa, you know something that's weird, 529 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:24,180 and I want to know if Canada is more friendly than the United States. 530 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:24,900 Sure. 531 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:26,660 So 532 00:24:26,860 --> 00:24:29,700 Katie and I have kids that play sports. 533 00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:34,580 They're a little older than your son, but they play sports and they love it. 534 00:24:34,780 --> 00:24:37,580 And I don't know, you dropped your water bottle. 535 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:38,780 No, I dropped a bat. 536 00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:40,020 A bat? That was a bat. 537 00:24:40,220 --> 00:24:41,740 That's what it was. 538 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:44,900 So you can tell how often he took his practice. 539 00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:48,180 Yeah, Derek, you totally play sports and your kids play sports, too. 540 00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:50,540 Yeah, big sports, dad. 541 00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:51,660 So what? 542 00:24:51,860 --> 00:24:52,860 Sports ball. 543 00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:55,980 It sounded like a water bottle, but it did. 544 00:24:56,180 --> 00:24:57,820 No, but it was a bat. 545 00:24:58,020 --> 00:24:59,900 One thing that is real. 546 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:02,100 So my daughter plays basketball. 547 00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:07,020 Our daughter plays basketball and she's amazing. 548 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:13,460 And one thing that I don't understand as a parent that takes their children 549 00:25:13,660 --> 00:25:20,020 to the basketball games is how other parents are so ugly competitive towards 550 00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:23,700 sixth grade girls like when the other team. 551 00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:29,620 It's horrendous when the other team isn't winning or makes a mistake or 552 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:33,020 like they're there or foul shots. 553 00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:36,500 They're pounding on the bleachers and they're yelling and they're doing. 554 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:40,580 Now, I clap when every fucking person, no matter what, every girl, 555 00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:45,260 no matter what team they're on, makes a basket because it's an 11 or 12 year old 556 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:48,020 girl and they're playing sports and they're fucking good. 557 00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:49,540 I don't care what team they're on. 558 00:25:49,740 --> 00:25:51,980 If we're losing, though, I kind of give him the eye. 559 00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:53,540 Like, don't encourage them. 560 00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:55,540 But in my mind, I'm encouraging them. 561 00:25:55,740 --> 00:26:01,740 If this little girl runs the court and she makes a basket, I don't care what team 562 00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:07,620 it is, I'm going to cheer, but there's some other parents that the oh, my God. 563 00:26:07,820 --> 00:26:08,940 It's ridiculous. 564 00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:10,940 They're they're ridiculous. 565 00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:13,660 They're mean when it's little kids that are playing. 566 00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:15,220 They lost their way. 567 00:26:15,420 --> 00:26:17,620 They really they forgot what it was about. 568 00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:23,060 I actually have a really funny story about that from I think it was like two days ago 569 00:26:23,260 --> 00:26:28,020 and he had a game and again, we're talking about six year old Little League. 570 00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,940 Right. But it is intense. 571 00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:35,540 Actually, they get quite competitive, but the coaches were literally throwing it 572 00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:37,820 down like I thought they were going to get in a fist fight. 573 00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:39,820 Hey, your coach, that's insane. 574 00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:42,260 No, I believe it is insane. 575 00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:47,220 They thought the call was wrong and and they literally were getting 576 00:26:47,420 --> 00:26:51,260 aggressively angry at each other like guys. 577 00:26:51,460 --> 00:26:52,540 And you know what? 578 00:26:52,740 --> 00:26:53,980 And that can happen. 579 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:55,220 Like bad calls are made. 580 00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:59,660 But then the day it's it's fucking six year old kids. 581 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:04,780 Like, like, yes, you can be you can be a better instructor. 582 00:27:04,980 --> 00:27:08,260 It's just you also could be better players. 583 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,540 Yeah. 584 00:27:09,740 --> 00:27:13,140 You know what, Tatum, they could be better fucking players. 585 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,940 Hey, don't count any of my daughter's basketball games. 586 00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:19,620 Yeah, yeah, I'll kick you out. 587 00:27:19,820 --> 00:27:22,220 You got to cheer for everybody, Tatum. 588 00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:23,980 You know what you do? 589 00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:25,900 I am not ready to be a dad. 590 00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:28,580 It's going to be bad whenever that's scary. 591 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:29,660 I can make you ready. 592 00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:31,820 First of all, somebody has to have sex with you. 593 00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:32,940 Hold on. 594 00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:34,340 What? 595 00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:36,820 I volunteer as tribute. 596 00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:38,780 I you Roya. 597 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:41,140 Do you know Roya? 598 00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:43,300 Yeah. 599 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,940 What to leave? 600 00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:53,100 There is a satan had to leave for a second because I like to fly all over the place. 601 00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:55,420 I'm sorry. 602 00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:58,700 Wow, that was insane. 603 00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:00,620 It still is, brother. 604 00:28:00,820 --> 00:28:02,500 Tatum, do you need to go outside for that? 605 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:05,580 Some good res because I think that's. 606 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:11,820 You know, that was the reason I don't understand. 607 00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:12,940 I still understand risk. 608 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:15,060 It's like that was the perfect example. 609 00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:19,180 If I understand, I think Roya's got way more res than you do. 610 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:20,700 She Rizzle Dizzle's better. 611 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,980 Is that I don't know if I'm saying I don't know if I'm doing that. 612 00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:25,740 I'm sorry. 613 00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:28,180 Walker, is that like swervy swerve? 614 00:28:28,380 --> 00:28:29,460 I don't know. 615 00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:30,740 I'm just pretending. 616 00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:31,380 I'll be honest. 617 00:28:31,580 --> 00:28:32,460 I'm really trying to. 618 00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:33,860 I think it's like swervy swerve. 619 00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:35,940 I think it's like swervy swerve. 620 00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:40,020 Sorry, I accidentally Rizzed all over Tatum. 621 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:41,140 Tatum just Rizzed. 622 00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:44,140 Tatum would have really liked that, I bet. 623 00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:46,820 Hold on, Vanessa, please. 624 00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:49,700 I hope Elliot can't hear any of this. 625 00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:50,780 Well, you know what? 626 00:28:50,780 --> 00:28:53,180 We just had a conversation about swear words, actually. 627 00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:55,780 So it's it's telling Rizz is a swear word. 628 00:28:55,980 --> 00:28:58,420 OK, he knows. 629 00:28:58,620 --> 00:28:59,460 Is it? 630 00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:02,020 No, Rizz isn't a swear word. 631 00:29:02,220 --> 00:29:05,860 Tell him not to watch my YouTube, please. 632 00:29:06,060 --> 00:29:07,420 Can I watch it? 633 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:10,260 No, you can't. 634 00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:11,860 No, you can't. 635 00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:13,260 He's a bad influence. 636 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,820 Hey, this is that influence. 637 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:17,100 Tell him it's not on YouTube. 638 00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:17,940 It's a podcast. 639 00:29:18,140 --> 00:29:18,540 It's actually. 640 00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:19,620 Yeah, exactly. 641 00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:21,460 I thought we were shooting into some 642 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:23,420 wholesome content here, guys, but you know. 643 00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:25,700 No, we're far from that. 644 00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:26,380 All right. 645 00:29:26,580 --> 00:29:32,460 OK, so Derek has one more serious story that he wants to talk about. 646 00:29:32,660 --> 00:29:35,700 And then we can go back to to whatever this is. 647 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:38,460 Derek the stage hog. 648 00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:40,620 It's literally my fucking hour. 649 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,460 Serious after serious. 650 00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:43,700 I'm just kidding. 651 00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:45,420 Roya Roya, watch what I can do. 652 00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:46,780 I click on your name. Watch this. 653 00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:47,780 Right. 654 00:29:47,980 --> 00:29:49,340 Oh, no. 655 00:29:49,340 --> 00:29:50,500 Oh, wow. 656 00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:52,180 Where she go? I got to bring her back. 657 00:29:52,380 --> 00:29:54,380 I see how awesome you are. 658 00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:56,340 I see. All right. We'll bring her back for me. 659 00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:57,260 We'll bring her back. All right. 660 00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:59,940 So silencing the woman. 661 00:30:00,140 --> 00:30:01,740 I get it. 662 00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:03,820 Wow, Derek. 663 00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:06,380 Is this the first cancellation? 664 00:30:06,580 --> 00:30:07,220 No. 665 00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:14,220 So many of you know that Katie, my lovely wife, has three different 666 00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:21,060 Nostra accounts and pubs and it's all Derek's fuck up. 667 00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:22,460 So I did not know that. 668 00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:26,380 Oh, she this is her third time around. 669 00:30:26,580 --> 00:30:29,340 So before Nostraka, as I said to her, 670 00:30:29,540 --> 00:30:33,300 I said, Katie, we're going to Costa Rica, we need to get you on Nostra. 671 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:34,340 And we did. 672 00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:35,620 We created the account. 673 00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:37,620 I said, hey, this is Katie. 674 00:30:37,820 --> 00:30:39,580 She got a handful of followers. 675 00:30:39,580 --> 00:30:44,260 She was posted a couple of times and then her phone shit the bed. 676 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:49,460 And I said, yeah, it was the day before we are leaving. 677 00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:50,940 And I said, you know what? 678 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:54,420 We're going to factory reset your phone and see if that fixes it. 679 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:57,060 And do we have everything backed up? 680 00:30:57,260 --> 00:30:58,140 Well, of course we did. 681 00:30:58,340 --> 00:31:04,940 Well, I forgot whenever I helped her make her account on Amethyst, 682 00:31:05,140 --> 00:31:08,020 I didn't back up her insect and backing up your insect. 683 00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:10,260 Like, it's important. You need to do it. 684 00:31:10,460 --> 00:31:13,220 And I didn't do it because I thought, I'll back it up here. 685 00:31:13,420 --> 00:31:16,140 And like, you know, tomorrow, the next day, no big deal. 686 00:31:16,340 --> 00:31:19,780 And like a day or two later, her phone shit the bed. 687 00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:23,980 And whenever I went to factory reset it, I said to myself, oh, do I have everything 688 00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:27,180 backed up? Yeah, I know we back up everything we need. 689 00:31:27,380 --> 00:31:30,820 I completely forgot about Amethyst. 690 00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:33,620 I it just slipped my mind, you know, 691 00:31:33,820 --> 00:31:36,700 because she'd only had the app for a day or two. 692 00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:40,980 And I didn't back it up immediately because I thought, you know, like, 693 00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:42,780 I'll do it in a day or two. No big deal. 694 00:31:42,980 --> 00:31:45,700 Like, we're preparing for Nostrica. 695 00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:48,940 We'll we'll back it up here soon. 696 00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:55,660 And then her phone shit the bed and I factory reset it and everything was gone. 697 00:31:55,860 --> 00:32:00,740 And as soon as I factory reset her phone, as it's like rebooting, 698 00:32:00,940 --> 00:32:03,420 I was thinking, oh, fuck me. 699 00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:06,380 I forgot to back that up. 700 00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:08,380 No big deal. I'll post about it. 701 00:32:08,580 --> 00:32:10,300 I said, hey, husband fucked up. 702 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:13,460 You know, I'm supposed to know what I'm doing on this platform. 703 00:32:13,660 --> 00:32:17,860 But apparently I don't because I let my wife down. 704 00:32:18,060 --> 00:32:20,540 Like I was her. I was her tech support, you know, 705 00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:23,780 and I didn't do what I was supposed to do. 706 00:32:23,980 --> 00:32:25,180 Huh? 707 00:32:25,380 --> 00:32:32,740 Don't forget to back that sack up, back that and sack of Roya 708 00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:37,180 hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. 709 00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:38,820 Oh my God. 710 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:42,180 So that's OK. 711 00:32:42,380 --> 00:32:48,540 A lot of people that are on Nostra have burnt one set of keys and you learn your 712 00:32:48,740 --> 00:32:52,740 lesson after that, right? Like even will burn his set of keys. 713 00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:54,660 Apparently before most of us were on here. 714 00:32:54,660 --> 00:32:55,140 Isn't that right? 715 00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:59,100 Vanessa, like in like November or so he burnt his keys, maybe October, something 716 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:00,700 like that. 717 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:02,060 I don't know about that. 718 00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:07,780 Sorry, I'm now in a very hilarious restaurant where there's like a bunch of 719 00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:09,660 older couples dancing. 720 00:33:09,860 --> 00:33:12,180 Yeah, we're going to meet well here for dinner. 721 00:33:12,380 --> 00:33:16,500 But I think he did. 722 00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,140 He talked to us about that. 723 00:33:18,340 --> 00:33:21,820 He talked to us about that, that he developed a nip basically because he 724 00:33:22,020 --> 00:33:26,860 fucked up. I remember him saying I'm sure I'm sure he's done all sorts of stuff. 725 00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:28,900 Who knows? Who knows what he's doing now? 726 00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:29,740 To be honest. 727 00:33:29,940 --> 00:33:31,580 So it's all like, hey, that's OK. 728 00:33:31,580 --> 00:33:34,100 You know what? Everybody, everybody's done this, 729 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,940 you know, except for me, I haven't fucked up yet. 730 00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:39,260 So the majority of people, 731 00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:43,620 I didn't fuck up my shit, but the majority of people have fucked up. 732 00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:45,260 So that's OK. 733 00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:47,980 So Gandalf. 734 00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,780 So so I say, OK. 735 00:33:51,980 --> 00:33:55,620 And we create a second insect for her. 736 00:33:55,620 --> 00:34:01,740 But we're literally leaving for an Ostrich in like hours when we get a new 737 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:04,660 phone, we're leaving in hours. 738 00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:08,060 And I know that we don't have time to deal with this. 739 00:34:08,260 --> 00:34:12,020 So what I do is I take her insect. 740 00:34:12,220 --> 00:34:17,900 And I DM it basically to my I'm not going to dox what app here, 741 00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:22,380 but I basically DM it to myself in a private message, 742 00:34:22,380 --> 00:34:25,780 something that only I have access to. 743 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:30,620 The next day to maybe two days later, we go to Nostrica 744 00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:34,780 and we're at the gate and I don't remember who it was. 745 00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:41,780 I think it was Marcy maybe asked, hey, what's your your ticket ID so we can 746 00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:45,300 check you in? And I said, oh, hey, Marcy, it's Derek. 747 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:47,140 Oh, she's OK. You know, we do our pleasantries. 748 00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:48,580 What's your ticket ID? 749 00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:51,940 And I I had lost my voice at this point. 750 00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:54,300 So I give Katie my phone. 751 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:58,020 And when I give her my phone, you remember this now. 752 00:34:58,220 --> 00:35:01,540 Yeah, I give you my phone and she hands the phone over to. 753 00:35:01,740 --> 00:35:03,220 I was like, this is the number that you need. 754 00:35:03,420 --> 00:35:04,260 She showed up. 755 00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:07,860 She gives the the number of the registration ticket. 756 00:35:08,060 --> 00:35:12,900 Well, this also was the same like app 757 00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:17,500 that had Katie's insect for her Nostrica account. 758 00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:19,540 And she hands it back to me. 759 00:35:19,540 --> 00:35:21,140 And I was like, what did you do that for? 760 00:35:21,140 --> 00:35:22,980 I mean, I didn't explain what she needed to do. 761 00:35:23,180 --> 00:35:24,220 So this was my fault. 762 00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:25,940 But I was like, you just showed them. 763 00:35:25,940 --> 00:35:27,260 Well, shit knocked out my head. 764 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:31,140 I was like, you just showed them what I told you to show them. 765 00:35:31,340 --> 00:35:34,300 But also you just showed them your insect. 766 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,700 This is something that's supposed to be private. 767 00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:41,260 And I don't know why I did this, probably because I lost my voice 768 00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:43,620 because I'm sometimes a dumbass. 769 00:35:43,820 --> 00:35:47,860 I went into my phone and I deleted the insect because I didn't want it to be 770 00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:52,100 accidentally shared to the public to public eyes again. 771 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:54,580 And I don't think I didn't think anything of it. 772 00:35:54,580 --> 00:35:55,500 I thought I did right. 773 00:35:55,700 --> 00:36:01,100 I deleted the thing that could be accidentally seen by public eyes. 774 00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:06,420 And then when we got home from Nostrica. 775 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:11,620 Katie's phone. 776 00:36:11,820 --> 00:36:13,620 Well, I guess I got to backtrack a little bit. 777 00:36:13,820 --> 00:36:17,140 I got a temporary replacement phone while we were in Costa Rica. 778 00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:22,100 So as I said the day before Nostrica, Katie's phone shipped to bed. 779 00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:23,580 Well, we needed a phone. 780 00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:26,340 Both of us needed one to travel internationally. 781 00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:33,540 Right. So we went to Best Buy and bought a new phone with the entire thought 782 00:36:33,740 --> 00:36:37,140 of returning it to Best Buy. 783 00:36:37,340 --> 00:36:44,460 We had to pay a fee when we got back from Nostrica because I couldn't send an RMA 784 00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:47,180 to the phone manufacturer. 785 00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:48,860 We were literally leaving the next day. 786 00:36:49,060 --> 00:36:51,180 So we get back from Nostrica. 787 00:36:51,380 --> 00:36:53,260 We go to Best Buy. 788 00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:56,060 I say, hey, Katie says, hey, the phone doesn't work. 789 00:36:56,060 --> 00:36:56,860 We don't want it. 790 00:36:57,060 --> 00:37:01,060 And then we get our I said it was too big for our son. 791 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:04,220 OK, so Katie tells Katie tells a little white lie. 792 00:37:04,420 --> 00:37:07,900 We pay the twenty five dollar restocking fee. 793 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:14,140 Fact, the factory factory reset the phone, give them the phone, go home, 794 00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:20,580 Google sends us the new refurbished phone and we get the phone and restore the phone 795 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,220 and. 796 00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:25,900 Start up and I say to her, fuck, 797 00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:31,820 I think I deleted your insect when I deleted that note in Nostrica because I 798 00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:35,740 didn't want people to see your insect, which nobody would have seen it, 799 00:37:35,940 --> 00:37:39,100 but I'm a dumbass and, you know, 800 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:42,500 I lost her insect twice, though. 801 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:45,060 I got I fucked up twice. 802 00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:50,420 So now now, finally, after the third attempt, 803 00:37:50,620 --> 00:37:54,500 Katie, if I had your insect, I would never lose it. 804 00:37:54,700 --> 00:38:00,700 Just so her insect now is saved privately, securely, just as mine. 805 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:03,380 They're actually hanging out and they touch each other from time to time. 806 00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:04,460 They do. 807 00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:06,100 And they like it. 808 00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:07,460 They're beside each other. 809 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:10,420 They're having a good time mingling. 810 00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:12,460 Was there a punch line in there? 811 00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:13,740 I don't know. 812 00:38:13,940 --> 00:38:15,020 He keeps staring at me. 813 00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:16,780 No, I'm just saying. 814 00:38:16,980 --> 00:38:18,020 He's trying to seduce me. 815 00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:19,500 My 816 00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:21,100 is it working? 817 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:23,220 Unspoken Riz. 818 00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:24,740 The 819 00:38:24,940 --> 00:38:30,500 the point of the story is that don't fuck up with your insects. 820 00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:34,300 You know, don't don't have unsafe insects. 821 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:36,140 Don't leave your private keys. 822 00:38:36,340 --> 00:38:38,500 Don't have safe sex. 823 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:41,500 You can have sex. 824 00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:42,740 You just got to be careful. 825 00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:44,580 OK, I was so confused. 826 00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:46,060 Unsafe insects. 827 00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:47,500 I didn't start talking again. 828 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:48,500 Sorry about the dog. 829 00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:51,780 So so so I serious. 830 00:38:51,980 --> 00:38:52,900 Tatum, fuck off. 831 00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:55,100 His dog doesn't like it. 832 00:38:55,980 --> 00:38:57,460 So. 833 00:38:58,580 --> 00:39:04,660 I guess my point of this, Derek Ramble, is that he's a dumbass. 834 00:39:04,860 --> 00:39:07,340 No, no, I fucked up. 835 00:39:07,340 --> 00:39:08,820 I got the wrong story. 836 00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:12,660 The point of the story is, is that you shouldn't let other people handle 837 00:39:12,860 --> 00:39:15,700 your private keys because you can't trust third parties. 838 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:18,260 I'm literally your third party. 839 00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:20,340 You can only trust yourself. 840 00:39:20,540 --> 00:39:21,380 Are we divorcing? 841 00:39:21,580 --> 00:39:23,660 Is there something I need to know? 842 00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:28,220 I mean, if you lost my private, if you lost my private key, 843 00:39:28,420 --> 00:39:32,300 so more of the story, don't touch other people's private parts. 844 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,900 Oh, no, no, you can. 845 00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:37,100 No, I. 846 00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:41,260 Don't trust other people to handle your private bits. 847 00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:43,100 Holy shit. 848 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:43,900 Except Tatum. 849 00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:45,580 Wait. 850 00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:48,260 Well, you know what? 851 00:39:48,460 --> 00:39:50,340 I. 852 00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:52,300 My Internet is OK. 853 00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:53,420 No, it's not, actually. 854 00:39:53,620 --> 00:39:56,060 I got to go. 855 00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:58,140 I want to know where you are. 856 00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:02,100 I want to know Sleepy and Tana, who's on after me? 857 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:03,100 I know. 858 00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:06,740 Yo, can Nasnavets, can you check your DMs real quick? 859 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:09,260 I've been trying to ask you a question for like the past 10 minutes. 860 00:40:09,460 --> 00:40:10,780 Go check those DMs, please. 861 00:40:10,980 --> 00:40:11,580 Holy shit. 862 00:40:11,780 --> 00:40:15,620 Oh, I guess we have to take this next slot, too. 863 00:40:15,820 --> 00:40:17,300 No, please. 864 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,300 I'll tell you what. 865 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,860 I need to get another beer. 866 00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:22,980 So I'm around. 867 00:40:23,180 --> 00:40:24,820 Hey, I'm just hanging out here. 868 00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:27,300 I mean, I'll just keep the stage warm. 869 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:30,700 Walker, Walker, where's your better half? 870 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:32,220 She's got a Bachelorette. 871 00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:34,060 Yeah, she's at a Bachelorette party right now. 872 00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:34,900 It's in Vegas. 873 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:37,100 So like she didn't have to go very far. 874 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:39,660 But yeah, it's just me and the dog here tonight. 875 00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:41,700 Yeah, and I've been riling the dog up. 876 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:42,500 Sorry. 877 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:45,060 This frog talk is literally my like 878 00:40:45,260 --> 00:40:47,900 entire agenda for today and tomorrow. 879 00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:50,220 Like that's that's all that's what I've got going on. 880 00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:53,380 Well, unbeknownst, I don't think I informed my wife, 881 00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:57,060 but I was planning on staying here until like I was going to go to bed and get 882 00:40:57,260 --> 00:41:00,300 yelled at for coming to bed too late. 883 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:01,700 Shit's in here tomorrow, dude. 884 00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:03,420 What time are we doing shit tomorrow? 885 00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:05,060 I don't know. 886 00:41:05,260 --> 00:41:07,420 That sounds like I could sleep in a little bit. 887 00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:11,660 You know, maybe you guys should take this one offline. 888 00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:16,300 I was planning on going to bed and it was one of those things where when I came to 889 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:18,260 bed, I was like, why are you waking me up? 890 00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:19,820 What time is it? What the fuck? 891 00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:22,180 Like that I was assuming that was happening. 892 00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:25,300 So that's like maybe 2 a.m. ish. 893 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:30,220 I mean, I think you should just be happy that Katie is in your bed. 894 00:41:30,220 --> 00:41:33,420 Honestly, she let you know, I agree. 895 00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:34,780 I am happy. 896 00:41:34,980 --> 00:41:36,660 I'm very happy that she's in my bed. 897 00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:39,340 Do you want to duck out for a few minutes early? 898 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:41,100 Holy shit, y'all, please. 899 00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:44,980 Like just you don't have to ask that on the nest. 900 00:41:45,180 --> 00:41:46,700 Oh, yes, they do. 901 00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:49,420 This is an open protocol. 902 00:41:49,620 --> 00:41:51,220 Yeah, don't let me stay in. 903 00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:56,660 This is open source. OK, this is literally centralized. 904 00:41:56,860 --> 00:41:59,020 I mean, I can centralize something. 905 00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:00,900 Hold on. 906 00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:02,580 I don't even know what that means. 907 00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:04,620 I don't either, but nobody knows. 908 00:42:04,820 --> 00:42:06,620 I can make it provocative. 909 00:42:06,820 --> 00:42:08,700 I can tell you what it means. 910 00:42:08,900 --> 00:42:12,540 Yeah, Roya, literally show us what centralizing that means. 911 00:42:12,740 --> 00:42:14,060 Hey, Derek, I don't know. 912 00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:16,340 No, Derek, I don't think you want to. 913 00:42:16,540 --> 00:42:17,940 You're married. Come on, man. 914 00:42:18,140 --> 00:42:19,180 Yeah, come on. 915 00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:22,260 Maybe I'll show Katie, but I don't know about you. 916 00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:28,500 I want my wife to know that Maria, is she still down in the audience? 917 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:31,940 Yo, Queen, where the fuck is that Queen Maria? 918 00:42:32,140 --> 00:42:34,220 Maria, Maria. Oh, she's down there. 919 00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:35,500 You see her down there? 920 00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:38,500 She's, oh, yes, that all spamming up those emojis. 921 00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:42,260 I zapped her thighs a thousand sats earlier. 922 00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:46,140 Holy shit. Did he just get rid of his wife on thigh? 923 00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:48,860 Thighster. Thighster is the new thing. 924 00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:53,100 If I had Katie as my wife, I'd be zapping her all day and no one else. 925 00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:57,980 You know, if Katie posted a thigh pic, I would zap her a thousand sats too. 926 00:42:57,980 --> 00:42:59,460 Just a thousand. 927 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:03,620 Wait, so you just post that question? 928 00:43:03,820 --> 00:43:05,460 No, no, no. No. 929 00:43:05,660 --> 00:43:07,180 OK, they're just joking. 930 00:43:07,380 --> 00:43:09,260 They don't want you to post. 931 00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:12,580 No, I was going to post my pics for zaps. 932 00:43:12,780 --> 00:43:14,500 What? How did that work? 933 00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:15,420 Oh, my God. 934 00:43:15,620 --> 00:43:17,020 Tatum, I'll tell you what. 935 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:20,220 You post some thigh pics. I will not zap them. 936 00:43:20,420 --> 00:43:22,540 Thanks for the heads up, Derek. 937 00:43:22,740 --> 00:43:25,460 I still have I still need to get on the footstair. 938 00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:26,500 Like, I still haven't posted. 939 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:27,740 Well, yeah, you should. 940 00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:31,740 Marie Marie actually did a little bit of thigh and a little bit of foot. 941 00:43:31,740 --> 00:43:33,340 There was some foot in the background. 942 00:43:33,540 --> 00:43:34,740 She did both. 943 00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:36,940 Marie hit me up. 944 00:43:37,140 --> 00:43:38,180 Well, you know what? 945 00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:39,540 Calfsters could be a thing. 946 00:43:39,740 --> 00:43:41,740 So I've been I've been surprised you haven't made it a thing. 947 00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:45,700 I've been walking on it and riding a bike lately. 948 00:43:45,900 --> 00:43:48,020 My calves have been growing in size. 949 00:43:48,220 --> 00:43:49,700 They're girthy. 950 00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:50,900 Right. 951 00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:53,860 I have any ladies, if any. 952 00:43:53,860 --> 00:43:56,500 Well, you do have fucking cankles. 953 00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:58,940 Remember when Walker almost passed his leg? 954 00:43:59,140 --> 00:44:01,300 Yeah, I remember the walkers. 955 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:05,140 So seriously, though, Walker, how many 956 00:44:05,340 --> 00:44:08,980 you're I assume your your calves and ankles are back to normal now. 957 00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:10,100 You're all good to go, right? 958 00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:10,980 No, they are. 959 00:44:11,180 --> 00:44:11,940 You know what? 960 00:44:12,140 --> 00:44:13,260 Well, no, thank you. 961 00:44:13,460 --> 00:44:19,500 Thank you to Sean, Jack's paramedic, who straight up gave me a Z-Pak and some 962 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:21,780 Benadryl and like helped me out. 963 00:44:21,780 --> 00:44:24,740 We were concerned, man, like it was bad. 964 00:44:24,940 --> 00:44:25,780 You know what? 965 00:44:25,980 --> 00:44:29,700 I also really love how Jack just has a pocket paramedic like this. 966 00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:33,220 No, that's how you know you've made it in life when you have a fucking doctor 967 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:36,420 follows you around. I mean, that's that low key. 968 00:44:36,620 --> 00:44:38,900 You know, while we were at that low key, 969 00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:44,100 Riz, while we were between two a six, Sean was just pointing a rifle at me 970 00:44:44,300 --> 00:44:45,820 the entire time. 971 00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:47,740 What? So Tatum. 972 00:44:47,940 --> 00:44:49,660 Yeah, it's it's been a month. 973 00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:51,420 When's that fucking episode coming out? 974 00:44:51,420 --> 00:44:55,980 It was supposed to be yesterday, but I have depression, so I haven't done it yet. 975 00:44:56,180 --> 00:44:57,380 Well, you need to get over that. 976 00:44:57,580 --> 00:44:59,180 Hey, man, the brother. 977 00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:00,380 Just be happy. 978 00:45:00,580 --> 00:45:01,580 You are. 979 00:45:01,780 --> 00:45:03,380 Have you tried being happy? 980 00:45:03,580 --> 00:45:04,900 I have. 981 00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:09,220 Listen, if anyone can get some I mean, what? 982 00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:10,820 Huh? I got to go. 983 00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:14,580 I love that there's 50 people in here listening to this bullshit. 984 00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:17,820 I love you guys. I will say it's actually I really do. 985 00:45:17,940 --> 00:45:20,060 Like, I don't love Tatum, but I love Walker. 986 00:45:20,060 --> 00:45:22,780 I love Roy and I love everybody else down below. 987 00:45:22,980 --> 00:45:27,780 Yeah, like seriously, I want to I want to hug everybody here except for Tatum. 988 00:45:27,820 --> 00:45:31,580 Tatum, I want to grab his balls a little bit, but everybody else. 989 00:45:31,780 --> 00:45:34,100 I want to I want to hug everybody. 990 00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:36,820 Wait, I'll hit you up, Derek. 991 00:45:37,020 --> 00:45:42,780 I mean, yeah, we'll start bolster, you know. 992 00:45:43,100 --> 00:45:44,100 Wait, do you remember? 993 00:45:44,300 --> 00:45:45,380 Do you remember? Oh, shit. 994 00:45:45,380 --> 00:45:49,900 What was it called whenever people were posting like landscapes like Baxter? 995 00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:51,620 Was it? 996 00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:59,140 Holy shit. 997 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,100 Yeah. 998 00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:01,420 Y'all know what I'm talking about. 999 00:46:01,620 --> 00:46:05,020 It's everyone besides Derek knows. 1000 00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:06,620 I got a match. 1001 00:46:06,820 --> 00:46:13,380 It was like it was like it was like a skyline, except there was a ball sack. 1002 00:46:13,380 --> 00:46:18,500 This is like Derek that Derek and Katie were talking about this guy at a restaurant. 1003 00:46:18,700 --> 00:46:19,860 His balls are out. 1004 00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:21,860 Oh, this is very different. 1005 00:46:22,060 --> 00:46:24,820 Oh, it's very different with the parent. 1006 00:46:25,020 --> 00:46:26,100 Everybody wants to hear this. 1007 00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:29,180 So everybody, everybody, it was great. 1008 00:46:29,380 --> 00:46:34,060 Yeah, we told this to Roy when we were down in the down in the river in Nisheka. 1009 00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:35,980 So we got time. 1010 00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:37,100 It's only two minutes after. 1011 00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:38,700 So 1012 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:42,780 Katie and I were with some friends two years ago at a restaurant. 1013 00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:46,980 And there's this old dude behind us sitting at a table with a parrot on his shoulder. 1014 00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:47,780 We're outside. 1015 00:46:47,980 --> 00:46:48,420 We're outside. 1016 00:46:48,620 --> 00:46:50,500 But he's like, oh, sweet. 1017 00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:52,380 Dude has a parrot on his shoulder. 1018 00:46:52,580 --> 00:46:56,020 Well, as one does from time to time. 1019 00:46:56,220 --> 00:47:00,580 So he starts leaning forward on the table. 1020 00:47:00,780 --> 00:47:03,940 So his ass comes off the seat. 1021 00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:09,780 And Katie is sitting across from me and she like immediately her eyes get huge 1022 00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:13,340 in her face, like looking behind me, so I know there's something interesting. 1023 00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:18,820 So I turn around and immediately laughing like a fucking like 11 year old. 1024 00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:20,340 And this point immediately. 1025 00:47:20,540 --> 00:47:22,100 I'm like, huh, old man balls. 1026 00:47:22,300 --> 00:47:25,780 Like I turn around and there's like that was your first thought. 1027 00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:29,700 Well, because I turned around, I turned around, 1028 00:47:29,900 --> 00:47:34,740 I turned around and there's a dude's ball bag hanging out of his fucking pants. 1029 00:47:34,940 --> 00:47:36,300 Absolute King. 1030 00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:41,620 And I'm like, oh, like that's the first thing I saw because he's leaning bending 1031 00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:45,420 over, like leaning over the table to grab something like off the other side, basically. 1032 00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:47,020 So his ass is pointing out. 1033 00:47:47,220 --> 00:47:52,340 But his ball bag is hanging down below, like completely out of his jeans. 1034 00:47:52,540 --> 00:47:54,820 And I'm like, he was wearing jeans. 1035 00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:55,900 Yes. 1036 00:47:56,100 --> 00:47:56,780 Yes. 1037 00:47:56,980 --> 00:47:58,300 Wait, yes. 1038 00:47:58,500 --> 00:47:59,460 So I don't understand. 1039 00:47:59,660 --> 00:48:01,300 Like this was his ankle. 1040 00:48:01,300 --> 00:48:07,540 So Walker, grab your fist and hang your fist below your ball sack and lean forward. 1041 00:48:07,540 --> 00:48:09,060 That's literally what it looked like. 1042 00:48:09,260 --> 00:48:11,420 There was a ball sack hanging out. 1043 00:48:11,620 --> 00:48:13,860 He had a hole in his pants. 1044 00:48:14,060 --> 00:48:15,580 Oh, there was a hole in the pants. 1045 00:48:15,580 --> 00:48:17,980 OK, well, you should clarify with the hole in the pants. 1046 00:48:18,180 --> 00:48:22,740 So we were we were staring at it, but not like that closely. 1047 00:48:22,940 --> 00:48:25,100 It seems like it was pretty closely. 1048 00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:28,020 So so we're like, what the fuck? 1049 00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:33,500 And then he he gets up and he walks inside. 1050 00:48:33,700 --> 00:48:36,020 So I'm like, oh, he's an old man. 1051 00:48:36,020 --> 00:48:37,380 He had a hole in his pants. 1052 00:48:37,580 --> 00:48:39,100 Like he's going to go fix it. 1053 00:48:39,100 --> 00:48:40,900 He's going to go to the bathroom. 1054 00:48:41,100 --> 00:48:42,700 He comes back a few minutes later. 1055 00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,500 Narrator, he did not fix it. 1056 00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:47,740 I'm giving him the I'm giving him the benefit of the data. 1057 00:48:47,940 --> 00:48:49,940 I'm like, oh, see now, man. 1058 00:48:50,140 --> 00:48:52,780 Like, you know, I assume the best in people. 1059 00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:53,940 I'm like, you know, Tatum. 1060 00:48:53,940 --> 00:48:59,540 And he comes back and he sits down facing a spread eagle. 1061 00:48:59,740 --> 00:49:01,180 Spread eagle completely. 1062 00:49:01,380 --> 00:49:06,660 And his nuts, his balls are hanging completely out of his pants, 1063 00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:11,940 like just laying there on the fucking picnic table seat for all to see. 1064 00:49:12,140 --> 00:49:15,140 Sounds like what Tatum did whenever I first met him. 1065 00:49:15,340 --> 00:49:16,380 Wait. Yeah. 1066 00:49:16,580 --> 00:49:18,260 How? Wow. 1067 00:49:18,460 --> 00:49:19,940 Wow. You know, 1068 00:49:20,140 --> 00:49:22,820 maybe just found the picture and show me the old man nuts. 1069 00:49:22,820 --> 00:49:26,420 I had to take a picture of the old man nuts and his parents in the picture, too. 1070 00:49:26,620 --> 00:49:28,740 Well, what posted on those street? 1071 00:49:28,940 --> 00:49:30,140 Yeah, I know. 1072 00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:32,180 I'm going to post it on. 1073 00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:34,380 Roy, I want you to post on Nostra. 1074 00:49:34,580 --> 00:49:37,660 Just be like hashtag ball. 1075 00:49:37,860 --> 00:49:38,700 Oh, my. 1076 00:49:38,900 --> 00:49:45,620 I'm not. Tatum, you know, so I'll post on Ballster. 1077 00:49:45,820 --> 00:49:51,140 The interesting thing about this is then our our she was young, you know, 1078 00:49:51,140 --> 00:49:53,860 probably like 17, 18. 1079 00:49:54,060 --> 00:49:59,820 Our waitress comes over and she sees us kind of like awkwardly laughing and 1080 00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:05,020 staring at like old man balls and she's like, yeah, this isn't the first time 1081 00:50:05,220 --> 00:50:08,940 this happened. We've had to tell him multiple times to Ford and not have, 1082 00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:10,620 you know, that out. 1083 00:50:10,820 --> 00:50:12,060 So that was his thing. 1084 00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:14,620 He was just like an old like pervert. 1085 00:50:14,820 --> 00:50:16,940 He was the CEO of Ballster. 1086 00:50:17,140 --> 00:50:18,140 Right. Yeah. 1087 00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:22,900 He started Ballster before it was even a thing like. 1088 00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:27,140 Imagine if he's like, are you really are you really posting the balls? 1089 00:50:27,340 --> 00:50:29,540 He's in this nest. 1090 00:50:29,740 --> 00:50:33,100 No, but where's our Ballster Royal? 1091 00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:34,700 Why did you want us to the ball story? 1092 00:50:34,900 --> 00:50:38,140 I completely forgot. Oh, you guys are talking about balls. 1093 00:50:38,340 --> 00:50:40,180 No. OK. 1094 00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:42,260 You got to stop this. 1095 00:50:42,460 --> 00:50:47,100 I understand you got excited about old man balls and I get you. 1096 00:50:47,100 --> 00:50:48,100 I get you. 1097 00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:50,420 I tell you that all the time, honey. 1098 00:50:50,620 --> 00:50:53,580 You're excited about my old man balls. 1099 00:50:53,780 --> 00:50:56,620 Well, that happens when you get old. 1100 00:50:56,820 --> 00:50:58,660 Well, this is a good time to end the recording. 1101 00:50:58,860 --> 00:51:00,580 I appreciate it. 1102 00:51:00,580 --> 00:51:19,580 It's been a pleasure.