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be the most unhinged fucking hour of your entire life.

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All right.

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I've already put down quite quite a few quite a few beersters.

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It is that is that is that like three beers for you, Tatum?

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Can we get an actual count of the beers?

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You've got it in.

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OK, currently I'm sitting at let me look around.

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I'm sitting at seven.

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Tatum, I I had to take out the recycling earlier because it was overflowing.

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That's how many I don't.

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I'm only a three.

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Oh, that's OK, Roy. God bless you.

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Good to be here with you all.

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Well, hold on.

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Hey, the over under, I'm put I put it at what did I even fucking say?

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What did I say?

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It's like I can't remember, actually, but here, listen, let me know if you can hear this.

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Did you hear that?

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Oh, I heard it.

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OK, all right. There we go.

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Hey, cheers, cheers, y'all.

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Cheers, cheers.

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It's good to be here and everywhere with you all.

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Yeah. Oh, my God.

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This is so crazy.

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What a like a great, great threesome we're having over here today.

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Hold on. Pause. Hold on.

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Are we still doing phrasing?

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Wow, this is all too insane.

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Start. I'm sorry.

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I didn't know what else to say.

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It is a great crew.

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It is a great crew or however you want to describe it.

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Holy shit.

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I'm trying to make it entertaining.

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Let's give them a show.

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Man, I just want to say to our hosts, like, bravo to you guys.

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I know you're just a couple hours into this, but this is quite an undertaking.

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Like, are you all sleeping at all or are you just going straight through?

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No, I'm not planning on sleeping.

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It's five a.m. for me right now.

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I started at two a.m. So rock and roll.

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Yeah, I don't think you ever sleep.

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Allegedly, allegedly.

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Oh, my God.

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The time I sleep, I'm spending on the Cassie account.

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So that was a joke that many will get.

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But, you know, I'm not unless I get it.

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I'm hip.

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I'm not. I literally missed that whole Cassie thing, like missed it.

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Did you? Missed it completely.

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Oh, man.

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Tana was actually telling me that that must have really sucked for the people

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that missed it and just come in and like their whole time on his Cassie, Cassie, Cassie.

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He was like, what the fuck is a Cassie?

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So many Cassie's.

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Is that right? I still don't.

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I missed the whole Cassie thing, and I I don't even know if it's like worth me.

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Like, that's so surprising.

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Like Tatum, like any time a girl is involved.

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Like, all right. All right.

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All right. Holy shit.

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Hey, you want to see something actually?

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I'm about to I'm about to make a note real quick.

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Hold on.

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Quit engagement farming Tatum.

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Hey, I'm a cloud chaser.

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That's why I'm on NOSTA, right?

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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I need you.

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All right. Listen, wait, hold on.

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I need you all to go and look at what I just posted.

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Let me go see.

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Did you just?

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Oh, this is dope.

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Oh, boy.

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Also, I got to say the Frog Talk like logo.

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Oh, it's amazing.

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It's just so inviting.

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You're like, oh, what you got in there?

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Right. Yeah. Let me take a look.

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Let me take a look at what you got.

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Some you got a pickle. Yeah.

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I love it. There's a pickle, though.

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Just in case.

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It's a pocket pickle.

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Everybody has one.

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I thought that was something different, to be honest.

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Oh, God.

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I mean, have you seen half of the pictures that Sleepy posts?

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Like, I wouldn't doubt that it was something else.

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Remember when he would like,

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speed the dick posts whenever he would zap you?

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There were so many.

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Oh, my God.

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I still don't know how I didn't get like, I thought I thought.

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I really thought this was like around the time

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when you guys were going to start censoring people.

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But no, no.

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I did. No.

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It's genuinely pretty amazing when you think about it,

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that for the most part, besides like,

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I've muted like a couple of people,

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mainly like the fucking optimism bots that were like,

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you remember when those were coming out?

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Like, it was just like a bunch of like, airdrop.

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Like, and it was like, OK, I got to mute these.

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And there was like maybe one or two people

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who were saying some stuff where I'm like, oh, boy, this is a little bit.

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This is like, you're definitely a spook,

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like, because nobody else would actually say this kind of stuff in public.

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But besides that, like.

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Despite, you know, the the sleepy dick pics,

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and the discourse is like pretty incredible,

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that like you don't feel like nobody is trying to like ruffle any feathers,

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more so than just like some casual shitposting.

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And perhaps it's because we all shitpost so much that it's like,

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you really got to push the boundaries to get.

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I am the preacher of the Church of shitposting, and I love it here.

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I like it. Yeah, nobody judges me for what the fuck I say.

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I'll say something like yesterday I posted,

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I want to be a race car driver when I grow up and like everybody's like,

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yeah, we support you.

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You know what? Yeah, do it.

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For real, like, come on, why can't I?

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Yeah, the only time that I've actually muted anyone,

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like was the those optimism bots, the

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there were some like second layer something or another

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that was just some stupid ass something.

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And then I feel bad because I have not I have not completed

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like removing all of these mutes, but health read, I muted a lot of people.

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And I think I've done most of that.

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But like Domestika make it too easy to unmute someone like

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where you like know who you're unmuting,

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because I have several people muted right now.

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But other than that, it's been real fun.

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I have so many people muted.

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I'm sorry. Like, I don't even know who I muted.

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I just mute people.

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You probably muted me. You never. Yeah, I did.

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Oh, what? Paul, hold on.

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Just kidding, just kidding.

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But like Pablo is like, look, I don't know how,

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but he was like looking through my muted page and whatever he's like.

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He's like, Roya has a lot of people muted.

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It's interesting. I was like, really?

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I just like you can see it on smart. Well, I do.

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I mean, but that's but that's like the beauty to.

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Oh, by the way, there's that night.

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Just so you know, that that's that's numero dos.

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I mean, I guess if we're counting like you need to,

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you know, we need to count on that. We need to count for the hour.

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But like that is the beauty of all this, right?

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Like it's this it's this opt in or opt out as you choose.

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Like do whatever you want.

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If you want to save some fucked up shit, like that's fine.

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Go ahead and say that doesn't mean anyone's going to hear you.

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And like, that's a powerful thing.

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I see. Sorry, I tried muting it.

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I did. I was like, it looks like this is going to sound great on the podcast.

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I missed it by like a second. I'm sorry.

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You were so funny. Sorry.

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Sorry. Oh, wow.

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It was a deep rumble.

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That was a good one.

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I saw like there's so I did.

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I know this is blasphemous, but like I got a blue sky invite code

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and I like wanted to try it out because like I like to test stuff, right?

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Like I work in software and like I enjoy testing new things

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and I like trying it out and like honestly,

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just like first of all, the vibe just like sucks.

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Like it's really like, I don't know.

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It doesn't hit the same, you know what I mean?

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But then also, like everyone is like really, really super obsessed

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with all the content moderation functions on there.

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Like really like it's like half of the things I see people talking about are like,

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well, I muted somebody, but when they quote tweeted me,

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I could still see what they said.

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And I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ.

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Like it's a pretty simple thing on most of where it's like

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just you just don't see them anymore.

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And like, I don't know how they can't figure that out on Blue Sky,

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but apparently it's it's more difficult on their AT protocol.

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But moral of the story, I like purple more than blue.

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I've had sweet, sweet Angela.

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She got me an invite like two months ago on Blue Sky.

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And like I had it in my email and I looked at the email

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and I was planning on doing it and then I never checked it again.

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I never went back to it and I felt so bad.

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I was like, Angela worked so hard to get me an invite and I never used it.

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But it was just not interesting to me.

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I feel as if like if you are on Nostr and you are like you like it,

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I feel like there's just no reason to even check it out,

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because anytime anybody mentions it on Nostr anyways,

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like everybody's just like, this is ass.

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Like I'm like, yeah, I bet it is.

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Yeah, there's not there's not much to be missed.

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I literally like my first couple posts were just talking about Nostr.

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And then I was like, huh, like, are they gonna can they boot me off of this server?

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Like, how does this work?

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Like, I don't know.

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Like, so they gave me one invite code and I just spun up and halt account.

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That's Nostr.BlueSky.

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So yeah, gonna start trolling on there.

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Yes, more trolls on BlueSky.

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But enough about any app that has blue as their color.

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Yeah.

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Fun fact, do you guys know that I recently watched a random YouTube rabbit hole.

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The reason that no country flags have the color purple in them

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is because purple was so hard to make back in the day.

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Like that makes sense.

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I remember learning that purple was like royalty.

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Yeah.

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And like, it's because the only the roads could work because it was so expensive.

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And now I'm trying I'm going to butcher this.

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But the guy who like invented basically a way to synthesize the colors,

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he was working on something like totally unrelated to anything color wise.

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He was trying to develop some sort of like medicine or something.

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He's like, I found out how to make purple.

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And then now like, you know, any pleb can wear purple.

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And now we plebs wear purple.

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So I think that's a beautiful thing.

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It's kind of from royalty to the plebs.

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Does anybody remember that old like Windows Windows thing you can play purple plays?

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Maybe Tatum knows.

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No, I know exactly what you're talking about.

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It's like in the deepest corner of my mind.

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Whoa.

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Ray.

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That's what I was thinking the whole time you guys were talking about purple.

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I was like, purple plays.

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Yeah, that.

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Wow.

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You just unlocked like some childhood trauma or something.

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I mean, I mean, happy thoughts, actually.

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What?

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What?

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Huh? Huh?

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So Craig Wright.

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Huh?

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The guy who blocked me on Twitter.

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Hey, do you guys ever notice something?

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There is not.

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Wait, but real quick question.

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Has anyone ever seen a single woman who thinks Craig Wright is Satoshi?

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I have only ever seen male BSV sims.

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I don't think there is a single woman on this planet who thinks Craig Wright is Satoshi.

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And I suspect it's because women are a little bit better at spitting, like spotting,

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bullshitting men.

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Well, like, I mean, I mean, find me a woman who thinks Craig Wright is Satoshi.

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And I'll give you five sets.

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I mean, I don't know a woman that thinks I'm Satoshi.

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So, I mean, like, what is, oh, God, I don't think Tatum knows any women.

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Oh, my God.

257
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This is awful.

258
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I'm sorry.

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Go ahead, Tatum, name three.

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All right.

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Michelle Obama.

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Amelia Earhart.

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She's a little late.

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I didn't know there were that many.

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Oh, God.

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You met me.

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Aubrey Strobel.

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Oh, man.

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Oh, here we go.

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God.

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I texted Tatum.

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I said, I'm sorry, I can't be her and then never texted him back after that.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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You guys text Tatum and I don't even text.

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Because I don't know.

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I want to text you is the thing.

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It's like I DM you on NOSTER.

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It's like I'll hear from him in like two weeks.

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Oh, geez.

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Come on.

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Come on.

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Now.

283
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That is accurate.

284
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That is so accurate.

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Walker Walker Walker.

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Because I almost asked you earlier today.

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Now we can see.

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I you know, to anyone who I have seemingly ignored.

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I apologize.

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Wait, am I am I not here testing?

291
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No, it might actually been me.

292
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Actually, I hear you now.

293
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I hear you now.

294
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You're good.

295
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You could have been me.

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My fault.

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That was on me.

298
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Will you quit fucking with me, man?

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OK, listen.

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It's the worst day of my life.

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I don't know.

302
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I don't know.

303
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I don't know.

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It's the worst day of my life.

305
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I know.

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I'm having a good time.

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Anyway, our host.

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Any questions?

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It's been a wild 15 minutes.

310
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How about y'all?

311
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How about y'all facilitate stuff?

312
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You guys are giving us way too much free rein here.

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Oh, man.

314
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Oh, fuck.

315
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Now we it's as we should as we should.

316
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You guys are fucking telling this.

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You don't need any help from us, to be honest.

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I actually had a question lined up for you, Walker, since you mentioned the royal color

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purple.

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I was going to ask you if you actually knew where they actually produced the first purple

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from.

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It was called Tyrian.

323
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Do you know where it was all sourced from?

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I'm guessing somewhere in the Middle East.

325
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Maybe.

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They're sea snails.

327
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Belinas and daddy's sea snails.

328
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What?

329
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Interesting, right?

330
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I love random facts.

331
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I just wanted to tell you one and see if you want to tell me one.

332
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Wow.

333
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Oh, shit.

334
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Now I'm in the spot with a random fact.

335
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Don't worry, Roya.

336
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I taught him you're next.

337
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Okay.

338
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Random fact.

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This is 50% of people are below average, but 80% of people are below average.

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80% of people are idiots.

341
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This is according to Fibonacci.

342
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This is not me.

343
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I'm rounding a little bit.

344
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I'm rounding from 79 to 80.

345
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That's what Pareto did as well when he established the Pareto ratio.

346
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Again, this is just math people.

347
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50% of people are below average.

348
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We can all agree on that.

349
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But 80% of people are idiots.

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Once you take that to each level, take that 20% of people who aren't idiots.

351
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As soon as you go into that 20%, 80% of that 20% are idiots compared to the other 20% of

352
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that 100% of the 20%.

353
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What the fuck did you just say?

354
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You see, because Fibonacci rules our lives, people.

355
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Whether you realize it or not, your entire life has been dictated by Fibonacci.

356
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Not by him, but he just discovered it.

357
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But look into this a little bit, and then you start realizing in your life, oh, wait,

358
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I've got an even better fun fact.

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1% of the general population, as in not people that are in prison, I'm talking about Genpop,

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are psychopaths.

361
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Like actual clinical psychopaths.

362
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One in 100 people is a clinical psychopath.

363
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So who's the psychopath here?

364
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We've only got 53 people, so there's like a half a psychopath.

365
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So Tata.

366
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Yeah, he's just a sociopath.

367
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But this is actually true.

368
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You can look this up.

369
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It is not just me making things up.

370
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Sorry about the dog, by the way.

371
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He's a fucking dick.

372
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No, he's a wiener.

373
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He's a wiener.

374
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So I just call him a dick.

375
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He's a literal...

376
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Yeah.

377
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But no, 1% of people, and then it makes you think it's like, God, if 1% of everyone is a psychopath,

378
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what proportion of people that are in places of power do you think are actual psychopaths?

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And what that means is they are literally incapable of empathizing.

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The answer is yes.

381
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A great book, if you haven't read it, The Psychopath Test by John Ronson.

382
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No, I read that and then went to therapy because it turns out I got some problems.

383
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No, wait.

384
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Did you actually read it, Tata?

385
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I don't know if you're...

386
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No, I'm shitposting.

387
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Okay, well, no, it's great because there's a point in the book where he says,

388
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because he lists all these things, it's like, you know, okay, you know, psychopaths are charismatic

389
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and they're very good at, you know, like making people feel a certain way and all these things.

390
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And like I'm sitting there reading this and like, holy fuck, I'm a psychopath.

391
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I'm definitely a psychopath.

392
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And then like a couple pages on, he's like, if you're thinking to yourself right now,

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am I a psychopath? Don't worry.

394
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You just pass the psychopath test because a psychopath would never ask themselves that question.

395
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And it was like, oh, phew.

396
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Oh, thank God. I was getting worried for a second.

397
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That was a close one. But yeah, enough about psychopaths and idiots.

398
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You guys got some random fun facts, too?

399
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Holy fuck, that was amazing. That was amazing, Walker. Thank you.

400
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I actually have... this is my favorite fun fact.

401
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So the.tv domain, people are familiar with it from Twitch.tv mainly.

402
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A lot of people are like, oh, it stands for television.

403
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No, it actually is the country domain for the country of Tuvalu.

404
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Have you ever heard of Tuvalu? No, no one has.

405
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Their sales from the.tv domain, they had a deal with GoDaddy or something,

406
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where the sales from their.tv domain, mainly Twitch, account for 10 percent of that country's GDP

407
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and allowed them to enter the United Nations.

408
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So that's my fun fact.

409
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Man.

410
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That is... I will admit I did know that one because it's such a great fun fact.

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Damn it. Oh, my God.

412
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Well, no, the other one that's great is the.io because you think, oh, it's like all the cool tech websites have like.io,

413
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but it's like that's just Indian Ocean, man.

414
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I knew that. I remember learning about the Indian Oceans,

415
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but I always thought that like I.O. was for a while, it was like these flash style games was the only only buyers of I.O.

416
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I.O. domains and then it was like tech startup and now it's like Indian Oceans are rich because of crypto, basically.

417
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But it's also just like owned by the British, right?

418
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Like it's a British territory.

419
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I'm pretty sure those colonialist fucking pigs.

420
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:59,720
Yeah, I forgot they just kind of like, you know, took over everything.

421
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Yeah, it's kind of wild, actually.

422
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I have a fun fact.

423
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OK, my fun fact is that Americans bought more legal cannabis this year or last year than they did by chocolate.

424
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That's it. I bought more illegal than I did chocolate.

425
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Wait, that is wild. Is that? Yeah.

426
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Wow. Yeah, that is a really good fun fact.

427
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I did not know that. Isn't that crazy?

428
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I think that's insane. That's a lot of cannabis.

429
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You would think there would be like a correlation there between like as cannabis sales rise, chocolate sales also.

430
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It might. You know, it might have risen, but not to the proportions that we're thinking.

431
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Who knows? Wow. Does anyone have the data on this?

432
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That'd be a good case study. Yeah, I have cannabis chocolate right next to me, actually.

433
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OK, all right. So here's here's where that data gets screwed because you have.

434
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That's so true. I have two boxes of it. Wow.

435
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Yeah. And I like little s'mores bites. I really like the dispenser.

436
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Man, it is pretty amazing now that like you have like iron man.

437
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:22,720
I remember I grew up, so I grew up in a very, very small town.

438
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It was like 2000 people in northern Wisconsin. And I remember trying to buy weed as like a teenager.

439
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And man, the fucking brick weed shit we would get was just like unbelievably bad.

440
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I remember the first time the first time I had like really fucking dank weed.

441
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It was just like, oh, you know, like, like you're you're like, wait a minute.

442
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You don't have to like smack it with a hammer.

443
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I so I grew up in Mississippi and shout out worst state in the entire country.

444
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Yeah. Then I moved to Louisiana, who was the second worst state in the entire country.

445
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But the third worst. I don't know, but I'm probably going to move there next.

446
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:22,720
But so Mississippi actually had a vote on initiative 65, which was to legalize cannabis.

447
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And overwhelmingly, like 75 percent of people were like, yes, that should be legal.

448
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And it passed and everything with their House, Senate, whatever.

449
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And then the Supreme Court was like, no, we don't want that.

450
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And so they were like, hold on. And so I was like, OK, so who who who's making the decisions here?

451
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Is this democracy or no? And so then it just people just started kind of like

452
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it was a weird, like quiet protest almost where like all these like under the counter dealers were like, hey,

453
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I got stuff and they were like posting on their Facebook and stuff like that.

454
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And it's like, wait, what do we do? And it was a great like the cannabis industry was doing great for for like

455
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a good bit in Mississippi when it wasn't even like regulated.

456
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But I I had a diamond in the rough where I had this guy, his name was Darnell.

457
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He was a sigma. He was super cool. And I was like, hey, man, wait, do you mean like a sigma male or like a sigma fraternity?

458
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Fraternity sigma sigma what? Like, what is it?

459
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No, it's a NPHC. What's the sigma sigma? I haven't been in college in a while.

460
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Sigma Chi. No, it was in Ph.

461
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The sigma chi is hate the NPHC. You know that.

462
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NPHC. What are you? National Panhellenic Counselors.

463
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Only nine of them do not know what I'm talking about.

464
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Oh, I know what the National Panhellenic. Sorry.

465
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:02,720
It's been a while since I was up on my life acronyms program.

466
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Excuse me, Tatum. Hold on. Where's the sigma, zeta, phi, kappa, alpha, omega, sci fi.

467
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,720
Where's the sequence? I don't know what it is.

468
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Sigma Phi Beta Sigma Phi Beta Sigma Phi Beta.

469
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But anyway, my man got me an O for like 150 bucks.

470
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And at the time it was great priced.

471
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And I wasted all of that by trying to make wax because I didn't know how to do it.

472
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And so it all just turned into grass clippings.

473
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So that part of the story didn't have anything to do with anything else.

474
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But I just want to share that if you don't know how to make wax, don't try to make wax.

475
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That's a bold move.

476
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:52,720
Yeah, I don't know why I didn't try to do it with a lesser quantity first.

477
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I was just like, yeah, give me an O.

478
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I just know Missouri just passed it.

479
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And like, that's the only thing I voted for that day.

480
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I went bright and early too.

481
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,720
I was looking like I had a really nice outfit just for that.

482
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,720
And it was really exciting. I was really surprised they passed it like Missouri.

483
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But yeah.

484
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It is wild. It's like all of the pharmaceuticals that are pumped out

485
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and have their prices inflated by the insurance companies because that's all a big circle jerk racket.

486
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:34,720
Like all of these terrible, terrible synthetic pharmaceuticals are just totally legal, right?

487
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And then you've got just this plant that grows in the ground that also happens to be an incredible fiber

488
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:46,720
that you can use for so, so many things and can also be a cycle crop where it will actually help

489
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like basically make the soil better in preparation for your next harvest.

490
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,720
Like that's illegal, though.

491
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You know, I blame the New York Times.

492
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Time's up.

493
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:05,720
Wait until you realize that Bitcoin mining and cannabis growth are like a full

494
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:11,720
if you're looking at a Venn diagram of ASICs and weed growing, it's like a perfect circle.

495
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:21,720
So I will say that aside from cannabis, hemp can just replace plastic and you don't care about that.

496
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,720
And it's like naturally antimicrobial.

497
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:29,720
Like it's genuinely absurd, like really absurd.

498
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,720
We got a good Adderall plot. I mean, what?

499
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,720
I thought we talked about this at Nostrica Tatum.

500
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:39,720
Sorry. Never mind. We won't talk about that anymore.

501
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:44,720
You guys are talking a lot offset and I'm just feeling a little bit left out.

502
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:51,720
Walker, Walker, Walker, literally, I didn't want to infringe on your privacy or anything.

503
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,720
Just send me your number.

504
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,720
OK, well, now you're getting a big group chat.

505
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,720
Here, here, let me let me show you.

506
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,720
Let me show you my Riz and I'll get your number.

507
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,720
I promise. Hold on, hold on.

508
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:04,720
I don't understand what Riz is.

509
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:05,720
Just watch. Just watch.

510
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:11,720
Let me let me let me let me give you a demonstration. OK, wait, wait, wait. Time out, time out, time out, time out.

511
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,720
OK, nice. All right.

512
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,720
So here's here's a demonstration.

513
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,720
I'm going to Riz Walker into getting his number.

514
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,720
Walker, please give me your number, please.

515
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:25,720
I just want to text you. OK, please, please.

516
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,720
My dog just started barking.

517
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,720
I'm wearing those headphones that I'm sorry.

518
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,720
My dog somehow heard that shrieking.

519
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,720
I'm sorry. And now he thinks that somebody's being murdered in another year.

520
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,720
I hope you're happy.

521
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,720
Look what you did, Tatum.

522
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:45,720
I did send you I did send you that video that was like a girls ranked the guys by Riz.

523
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:49,720
Did you watch that? He doesn't know what Riz is.

524
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,720
And I gave him an example.

525
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,720
I did see that you sent it to me and now this is like going back to Walker didn't respond to DMs.

526
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,720
See? Like I get it. I get it. I get it.

527
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,720
I'm sorry, Tatum. I was busy trying to topple the New York Times.

528
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,720
OK, that's fair.

529
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,720
And I'm not a good video editor.

530
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:09,720
Carla is the fucking the one who does literally all of our videos.

531
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,720
But she's out for the night.

532
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:20,720
And so I'm like, OK, well, I just had a few beers and I was like, I'm just going to start like do a quick 60 second monologue about the New York Times.

533
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,720
And then I'll just like put some stuff and then it like it turned into this whole thing.

534
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,720
And then now I put in the other video. And that's why I missed your DMs.

535
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,720
I'm always having this.

536
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,720
Anyone want to edit a video of me and Jack Dorsey?

537
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,720
Because I just don't want to do it.

538
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,720
Wait, I just saw a 1337 Zap come through.

539
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaking of the devil. And there's only one. Yep. There's only one person it could be.

540
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,720
It was Jack. Wow. What a day.

541
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,720
It was me. Just kidding.

542
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:53,720
Tell him to get in and let me apologize for being me.

543
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,720
Please no. He hates me, guys.

544
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,720
He hates you.

545
00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,720
I don't know.

546
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,720
Jack hates anyone.

547
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:06,720
That's got some good vibes. I've got to say, like, I don't think he's like the type to harbor hate.

548
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,720
I know. I'm just listening.

549
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,720
Listen, he hates me.

550
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,720
I followed him to Costa Rica to get him to film a video with me.

551
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,720
What do you expect?

552
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,720
And I went to Costa Rica for you, Tatum.

553
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:24,720
Wow. Wait, pause.

554
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,720
I am third wheeling up here and it's very obvious.

555
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,720
That's fine. That's fine. I get it.

556
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,720
No, Walker. You're here for a reason.

557
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:39,720
You're here for the fun facts.

558
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:45,720
Now I've got to think of some more fun facts to make myself relevant and have worth.

559
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,720
The dog is still barking about you, Tatum.

560
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,720
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

561
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:54,720
Do we have any questions?

562
00:29:54,720 --> 00:30:00,720
Nope. Go ahead.

563
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:11,720
Also, I will say up here, I think that Tatum, you, me and Roy could probably have like a Jerry Springer-esque talk show.

564
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,720
Like, the chemistry is pretty decent.

565
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:19,720
And like, we get a couple, you know, people up. We just need a really killer kickoff episode.

566
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:20,720
Please.

567
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,720
You know, I think we can make it work.

568
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,720
This time has gone so like by so fast.

569
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,720
Yeah. Hey, can we get an extra hour? Whoever's up next? Can we just tell them to screw off?

570
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,720
Oh, I think I think it's Derek.

571
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,720
I'm pretty sure it's Derek.

572
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,720
Yeah, he's throwing up some shit about nobody wants to hear from that.

573
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,720
Derek. Yeah.

574
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,720
What the fuck is Derek going to talk about, huh?

575
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,720
You know, hey, look, it would be completely.

576
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,720
Derek must have been backed up because he keeps just pooping.

577
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,720
Yeah, I've noticed that myself.

578
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,720
Wow.

579
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,720
He had some lats in or something.

580
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,720
No, if we're being completely honest though.

581
00:30:54,720 --> 00:31:01,720
So I joined Nostra because of Walker and I stayed on Nostra because of Derek.

582
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:02,720
Oh, so real.

583
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:07,720
Yeah. Like Derek has been a very great help in everything.

584
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:22,720
Like even though that like I'm mainly using it on iPhone, which is like the farthest from him, he's just been very helpful and like understanding and stuff and like joining Nest and listening to him talk and stuff.

585
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,720
Shout out to Derek and to send me send me soul.

586
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,720
We don't know. I'm just kidding.

587
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:30,720
I love.

588
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:38,720
No, I love to me. I love to me. I remember like when I first like jumped on Nostra and was like, OK, like messing around.

589
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,720
I think actually the first client I used was Astral Ninja.

590
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,720
Same like like just for like a second.

591
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:52,720
And then like I like saw the dammit or Thomas, excuse me, test flight and was like, oh, oh, OK, there we go.

592
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,720
That's what I want, because I'm like, I'm a mobile first person.

593
00:31:54,720 --> 00:32:01,720
Like I would I would rather use any sort of social media or whatever this may become on mobile.

594
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:05,720
Like I just I enjoy work like my computers for work, my phones for fucking around.

595
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,720
But anyway, I like did not understand.

596
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,720
I tried like reading some stuff about like, OK, how do I do this?

597
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:19,720
And I feel five shit like I don't like I'm technical enough to be dangerous, but like I don't have the mental capacity right now to figure this out.

598
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:25,720
And then I saw Derek post something about, you know, like they were hosting these ideas and I was like, oh, sick.

599
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:29,720
So like just shot him a DM on Twitter. I know. Blasphemous.

600
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:36,720
And was like, I did like, can I like can I like, you know, I send you some sats and you can just like you do this for me.

601
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,720
Like, yeah, yeah, OK. Like does it does it for me and Carl?

602
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,720
And he did it for the Nostra to and I was like, oh, OK, sick.

603
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:53,720
Like and by the way, since then, I have also paid for Nostra Purple, but I don't want to change my NIPO five ID because I just I still love that pleb.

604
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:59,720
But I was like, OK, I got it. I want to support. So like I got to get the purples to once I figure out how to get pages.

605
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,720
I'm going to change my mind between two basics.

606
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:08,720
But honestly, like one of the most baller things like this is a humble brag to the max.

607
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:13,720
Like I don't care. Like this is a brag like Preston DM me first.

608
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:18,720
He goes, hey, man, I just verified you on Nostra verified.

609
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:23,720
I was like, yeah, I've made it like I was like, this is so sick.

610
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:29,720
I'm just like casually talking to Preston. He's and he also like he's a he's a homie.

611
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,720
I've got to say, Preston's a good and decent guy. I almost too good.

612
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:40,720
You know, I also made a video where I was like, hey, this was like, oh, whoops.

613
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,720
And never mind. Don't worry about it. Shut up.

614
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:52,720
So so it was like it was December, I want to say, when when lightning invoices were everyone's like, oh, my God, you could do this.

615
00:33:52,720 --> 00:34:00,720
And so I was like, I'm going to show you all how you all are missing out on Nostra because it's like a sad faucet.

616
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,720
And I was like, hey, who wants to pay this invoice?

617
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:09,720
And I made a video and posted it. Someone paid it in like 30 seconds or something like that.

618
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:14,720
And Preston retweeted it. And I was like, yeah, I'm the shit.

619
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:19,720
It's like this is this is sick.

620
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:23,720
Preston, you are the shit. Hey, Roya, please don't do that.

621
00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:26,720
What do you think? I'm sorry.

622
00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:30,720
Here we go again. Walker. Oh, God. OK.

623
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:37,720
I will say that I appreciate like everybody who's helped me from the beginning of me starting my Nostra

624
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:41,720
and like helped me through this, like all the like the Bitcoin stuff.

625
00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:45,720
And like I just it's just so crazy how a couple of months. Oh, yeah.

626
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:50,720
Roya is a rare rare breed where she was Nostra before she was Bitcoin.

627
00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:57,720
Yo, I know nothing of that shit. Like I I just remember like when all the celebrities were like promoting NFTs

628
00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:04,720
and I thought like, oh, that's all I knew. Listen, NFTs look, board apes are going to never mind.

629
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:08,720
I can't even talk about that. I'm sorry. I tried.

630
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:12,720
I thought they were all the same thing. Like I thought like the Dogecoin is also Bitcoin.

631
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:16,720
I didn't know anything. I knew nothing.

632
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:20,720
But everybody taught me so much. You pure, pure soul.

633
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:26,720
Yeah, I was really it was really exciting. I appreciate like like pretty sure like

634
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:31,720
Tannel was like the first person to welcome me on Nostra. So thank you for that, by the way.

635
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:37,720
I still remember that. And I remember Daniel and the guy named like Pat.

636
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:40,720
Like they were like they just told me they didn't say anything about Bitcoin.

637
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:43,720
They're just like, you need to have a lightning address.

638
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:48,720
Download this app and like and then put an invoice. And I was like, OK, easy enough.

639
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:53,720
I was like, whoa, I got like a lightning money. I didn't know what it meant.

640
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:57,720
I got a lightning money. I'm putting that on a shirt.

641
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:01,720
It was so cool. And and then I like got to know everything.

642
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:04,720
I was like, dang, this is actually like way cool.

643
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:09,720
And I feel like people like like our age, Tata, like they don't fuck with Bitcoin.

644
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:12,720
Like they don't fuck with that shit. Nobody talks about it.

645
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:18,720
Trust me. The only reason that I now know that like the price moves either really high or really low

646
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:23,720
is because I start getting these texts from people who I have not heard from in like four years.

647
00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:29,720
They're like, hey, so Bitcoin. And I'm like, oh, what's the price right now? What is the price?

648
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:36,720
No, I only know the price of Bitcoin depending on how much my 814 zap is.

649
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:39,720
I think that's like my only way of knowing.

650
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:45,720
Yeah. Didn't you demote it to like 314? No, I put it back because I literally missed it so much.

651
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:48,720
It didn't feel the same. Like I couldn't do it.

652
00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:54,720
Inflation is real because Roya started zapping people 314 instead of 814.

653
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,720
I got to say, Roya has been zapped.

654
00:36:56,720 --> 00:37:01,720
Like Roya has held that like a lot of people are out there with like 21 sats, 69 sats.

655
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:05,720
Like even when Roya dropped down to 314. Sure, it's no 814.

656
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:08,720
But still, I've got to say, like it's commendable.

657
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:12,720
Hey, I've been 450 this whole time. Yes.

658
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:15,720
What's the significance? Yeah, 696 forever.

659
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:22,720
450 is my initiation number. Oh, jeez.

660
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:26,720
Shut up. You and your fraternity. Oh my gosh. Oh my god.

661
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:30,720
You shouldn't have even asked. What the fizz is this?

662
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:33,720
It's really cool, Tatum. Yeah, wow. Nice.

663
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,720
That's really cool. Initiation for what?

664
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:39,720
Shut up. I just shut up. Just shut up.

665
00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:43,720
Walker and I, no, never mind. Just I don't even want to keep going.

666
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,720
Say it. Say it, Tatum.

667
00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:49,720
No, because I don't know if I'm allowed to.

668
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:54,720
Tatum, sleepy. You all got any questions?

669
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:58,720
Y'all have not said anything for like 20 minutes. We're sorry.

670
00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:03,720
The last thing I've heard from Sticky was that he's taken a break for three minutes.

671
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:07,720
I came back. I just came back right now.

672
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:11,720
We just gave sleepy his bath to break your welcome.

673
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:20,720
Wait, this is so fun. I was so nervous before this, guys.

674
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:25,720
I was really nervous. I was like, oh, this is very fun.

675
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,720
And I feel like nasterness is like such an incredible thing.

676
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:31,720
So thank you, Derek and Semi-Soul.

677
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:36,720
I don't know if I said that right, but literally this is so fun and interactive.

678
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:41,720
And it feels so great to be able to talk to the people actually.

679
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:46,720
I'm going to get emotional. I'm going to start crying.

680
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:50,720
What I love is that Derek literally gave up his next hour slot.

681
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:54,720
He was like, no, listen, you take it. You guys just keep rolling.

682
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,720
That was so real.

683
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,720
I mean, that was just so cool of him.

684
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:02,720
He's so nice of him, really. He's really generous like that.

685
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:09,720
I know.

686
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:14,720
I keep looking out of my phone and seeing the Frog Talk logo with the damn jacket open.

687
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:17,720
It makes me chuckle every time.

688
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:19,720
Oh my God.

689
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:26,720
I think you guys really killed it, Tainel and Sir Sleepy.

690
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:29,720
Frog Talk is fucking amazing. I love it.

691
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:35,720
And you guys are doing such incredible things with it and just inviting so many people.

692
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:39,720
Also, there's also the Plobster radio. Am I saying that right?

693
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:41,720
That's really cool as well.

694
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:46,720
And I think everybody's contributions to the master is just so fun.

695
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,720
Sorry.

696
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,720
Is Tainel burping again?

697
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,720
No, maybe his parents walked in.

698
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,720
No, I'm trying to pee.

699
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:59,720
I appreciate your kind ass words, man.

700
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:07,720
Honestly, I can't wait for you guys to make your own nest because I'll be on here as many hours as you guys need from me.

701
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:10,720
Just listening to you guys. It's fucking amazing.

702
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:13,720
Honestly, you guys could really...

703
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:16,720
You guys should. What the fuck? There's no reason not to.

704
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,720
Be honest. Think about it.

705
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:22,720
Should we brainstorm some ideas for right now?

706
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,720
What would the name be?

707
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:27,720
I'm thinking like...

708
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,720
ThreeSum.

709
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:31,720
That's what kids love like.

710
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,720
ThreeSum.

711
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,720
The Two and a Half Man.

712
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:43,720
Two and a Half Man.

713
00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:47,720
The Tatum Turn Down Service.

714
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,720
Yes.

715
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:51,720
Yo.

716
00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:53,720
Something about turnips.

717
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:58,720
Okay. All right. Listen, I didn't want to interject while I was literally peeing.

718
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,720
I wish I could hear it.

719
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:05,720
Hey, can you not do that? What the hell?

720
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:11,720
Anyway, don't know how Carla would feel about the whole ThreeSum thing.

721
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:14,720
She would say, why can't we make it a FourSum?

722
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:15,720
Okay.

723
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:19,720
I guess the main thing is I don't like the ThreeSum thing.

724
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:22,720
But yeah.

725
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:26,720
That's because you guys are thinking of it in a different way.

726
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:29,720
How else were you supposed to think of it, Roya?

727
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:33,720
What do you think? What do you call three people in a group?

728
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,720
Three friends?

729
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:38,720
Three musketeers?

730
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:42,720
Yes. I like that better. Walker and it's really good.

731
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:45,720
My brain wasn't working.

732
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,720
Okay. I wasn't thinking out of it anyway.

733
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:50,720
That was like right out the gate.

734
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:52,720
Roya was just like, look at this ThreeSum.

735
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,720
I'm like, oh wow.

736
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:55,720
We're early.

737
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:57,720
Tatum's the one who's making it dirty over here.

738
00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:58,720
Hold on.

739
00:41:58,720 --> 00:41:59,720
I know. Really?

740
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,720
Oh my God.

741
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:02,720
I think I got the first three.

742
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,720
He's the one who tagged up.

743
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:08,720
Shit. Is it Aubrey or Audrey? Aubrey?

744
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:09,720
Yeah. Aubrey.

745
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:10,720
Either way.

746
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:12,720
Hey baby girl. What's up?

747
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:15,720
You still with that ass?

748
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:17,720
Terrible Riz.

749
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:20,720
You know this is recorded, right?

750
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,720
You're right.

751
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:26,720
I will say she's incredibly hot and I'm into gross.

752
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:28,720
So hi.

753
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,720
Well, dude, Tatum, she's good.

754
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,720
Roya is going to beat you out for this one.

755
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:34,720
You don't stand a chance, dude.

756
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:38,720
Roya, let me have this. I need this so bad.

757
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:41,720
You have nothing left.

758
00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:45,720
Every time Tatum talks, my dog starts barking.

759
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:50,720
I don't know what it is about the cadence or perhaps the pitch of Tatum's voice,

760
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,720
but it's making it outside my headphones somehow.

761
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,720
I don't know what's happening.

762
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:57,720
Tatum, could I get you to talk a little differently?

763
00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:59,720
Maybe with like an accent or something?

764
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:03,720
I wish that I had my voice mod because I was literally thinking about coming in.

765
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:04,720
I don't have my PC set.

766
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:06,720
Hold on. Let me give you my Kool-Aid man.

767
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:08,720
Okay. Ready?

768
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,720
Oh, yeah.

769
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:12,720
How's that?

770
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:13,720
That was pretty sick, actually.

771
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:14,720
Thank you.

772
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:15,720
That was pretty hot.

773
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:17,720
That was way better than I thought it was going to be.

774
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,720
That kind of hit me.

775
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:20,720
Oh.

776
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:21,720
I'm sorry.

777
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:23,720
No, that's what I call it.

778
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:24,720
No.

779
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:25,720
Is that Riz?

780
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:27,720
That's pretty hot, yeah.

781
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:30,720
What is Riz?

782
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:33,720
Walker, go watch that video after this, all right?

783
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:38,720
Walker, Riz is like, it's just Riz.

784
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:42,720
I don't know how to...

785
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:44,720
I'm like this early 30s boomer.

786
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:45,720
I don't know.

787
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:46,720
I feel so...

788
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:49,720
I'm not hip with the Us, you know?

789
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:52,720
So think of it just game, game.

790
00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:53,720
Yeah.

791
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:54,720
Imagine...

792
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:55,720
Why don't you just say game then?

793
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:58,720
Why do you accept your makeup so many damn words?

794
00:43:58,720 --> 00:43:59,720
Riz and swag.

795
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,720
Making it all...

796
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:03,720
It's more than just game.

797
00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:04,720
It's got more than just game.

798
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:07,720
And what we kids call El Riz.

799
00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:08,720
Yeah, exactly.

800
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:09,720
I'm the...

801
00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:10,720
I'm...

802
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:11,720
What do they call it?

803
00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:12,720
Adolf Rizler?

804
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:13,720
No.

805
00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:14,720
Sorry.

806
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:15,720
I shouldn't have said that.

807
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:16,720
I shouldn't have said that.

808
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:17,720
Pause.

809
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:18,720
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

810
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:19,720
Okay, hold on.

811
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:20,720
All right.

812
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:21,720
Oh, my God.

813
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:22,720
Stop the recording.

814
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,720
Jesus Christ.

815
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:26,720
Oh, I'm getting so canceled.

816
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,720
Holy shit.

817
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:29,720
Everything was fine.

818
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:30,720
Everything was so fine.

819
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:33,720
I couldn't think of anything else.

820
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:34,720
Oh, my God.

821
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:35,720
Rizly won.

822
00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:38,720
Anyways, Derek, don't you have a comedy podcast?

823
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:42,720
God, I gotta go, guys.

824
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:43,720
Anyway.

825
00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:46,720
Moving on from Tatum's whatever that was.

826
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:47,720
Thanks, Derek.

827
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:48,720
Fucking Tatum.

828
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:49,720
I knew.

829
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:52,720
I knew you were going fuck off.

830
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:53,720
No.

831
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:54,720
And I knew it.

832
00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:55,720
And you did.

833
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:56,720
You said it.

834
00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:57,720
You said it.

835
00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:58,720
You said it.

836
00:44:58,720 --> 00:44:59,720
You said it.

837
00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:04,720
But seriously, like for like old men like myself, what the fuck is Riz?

838
00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:07,720
Also, Derek, this counts as your time.

839
00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:08,720
Just so you know, this counts as your time.

840
00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:09,720
Fuck you, fuck you, Walker.

841
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:10,720
It doesn't matter.

842
00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:11,720
I'm dipping into your time.

843
00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:14,720
Derek, but like really, what are you going to talk about?

844
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:15,720
I really want to know.

845
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:21,720
Well, I'm kind of pissed because you assholes are like you're laughing, you're joking, you're

846
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:22,720
having a good time.

847
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,720
How am I supposed to follow this with serious shit?

848
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:28,720
Just cry, dude, just cry.

849
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:31,720
I was going to have a serious fucking conversation.

850
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:34,720
And now I'm like, oh my.

851
00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:35,720
Well, you know what?

852
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:41,720
Thank you, Tatum, for fucking bombing it because now I can literally have a fucking serious

853
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,720
conversation after that shit.

854
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:45,720
Otherwise, I was going to be worried.

855
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:47,720
But now you've done fucked up.

856
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,720
So I'm going to go again.

857
00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:51,720
Gave him the old Rizzle Dizzle.

858
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:55,720
I'm actually surprised it took him this long.

859
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,720
That's a pretty good time.

860
00:45:57,720 --> 00:45:59,720
Like you are going so far.

861
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:00,720
You're so close.

862
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:02,720
So Rizz means gamer swag.

863
00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,720
How?

864
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:08,720
It's like, it's like like charisma.

865
00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:12,720
That comes from charisma.

866
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,720
Oh, it does.

867
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:15,720
Hold on.

868
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:17,720
I can save this.

869
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:18,720
I can save this.

870
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:19,720
I can save this.

871
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:22,720
You can't.

872
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:25,720
I mean, I just I just don't take them.

873
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:28,720
I'm cheers in my monitor right now.

874
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:29,720
Same.

875
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:30,720
I don't know.

876
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:31,720
You heard me.

877
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:33,720
I just feel like I thought it was going to be sooner than that.

878
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:36,720
Like I really thought he was going to fuck up earlier.

879
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:38,720
God, dude, I can't believe it.

880
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:40,720
We could have had like a bet on that.

881
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,720
Like I could have gone.

882
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:44,720
We should have gone for really long.

883
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:46,720
So much easier.

884
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:50,720
You know, in the first 15 minutes, last 15 minutes, when was Tatum fucking up?

885
00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:52,720
God.

886
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:56,720
I'm going to be like Nostradness, like questionnaire.

887
00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:59,720
I really hope that Aubrey isn't here.

888
00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:02,720
Girl, that's why she fucking ignored you.

889
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:03,720
She's not.

890
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:05,720
She's not.

891
00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:06,720
You know what?

892
00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:08,720
Aubrey is a Nostradilus user.

893
00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:09,720
I can get you the hookup.

894
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,720
I can get you the hookup.

895
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:14,720
Oh, I guess that's over.

896
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:15,720
Wait, hold on.

897
00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:17,720
I think because my.

898
00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:19,720
Wait, guys, I can't hear anything.

899
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:21,720
What's going on?

900
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:25,720
Now that he can't hear anything, let me tell you what I really think about Tatum.

901
00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:27,720
That son of a bitch.

902
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:31,720
You know, what kind of asshole wears a bulletproof vest with no shirt underneath?

903
00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:32,720
That's all I know.

904
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:35,720
No, honestly, that that's a power move right there.

905
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:38,720
I respect that.

906
00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:39,720
All right.

907
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:40,720
Hey, guys.

908
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:42,720
Hey, he's back.

909
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:44,720
Wait, what's what just happened in the past?

910
00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:45,720
What just happened in the past?

911
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:50,720
Like 10 seconds, we were insulting you and complimenting you as a little bit of both.

912
00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:53,720
OK, just like I need compliments.

913
00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,720
I'm at the end of my rope walker.

914
00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:56,720
I'm I'm down.

915
00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:57,720
So horrendous.

916
00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,720
Oh, I'm so heartbroken right now, guys.

917
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:01,720
This really hurt.

918
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:04,720
He's been talking about this one girl this whole time.

919
00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:05,720
I'm just.

920
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:06,720
I know.

921
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:08,720
I was pretty.

922
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:10,720
What?

923
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:13,720
Oh, I cannot believe this is happening.

924
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:17,720
I only think about when I started ignoring them.

925
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:24,720
I'm going to get a cold side with him sliding into Aubrey's DMs.

926
00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:26,720
Yes, it really does.

927
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:27,720
I did.

928
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:28,720
Oh, my God.

929
00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:30,720
Fumbled to them.

930
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:31,720
I got you, Tatum.

931
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:32,720
I got you.

932
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:34,720
What does that even mean, Derek?

933
00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:36,720
He's hooking you up.

934
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:37,720
You got to learn.

935
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:38,720
You got to learn.

936
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:39,720
OK.

937
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:44,720
How much longer do we have?

938
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:48,720
I'm giving Derek his time back because 10 minutes is too long for me to stay here.

939
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:53,720
I swear this whole thing was just how to reject how many Roya.

940
00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:56,720
Seriously, you need it, man.

941
00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:58,720
You know, but you're doing well.

942
00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:02,720
We we toasted each other's monitors on the right path.

943
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:04,720
Roya, I love you.

944
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:05,720
Wow.

945
00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:06,720
There it is.

946
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:07,720
You know.

947
00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:08,720
Oh, my God.

948
00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:09,720
Wow.

949
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:14,720
Tatum, we know you do.

950
00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:16,720
Holy shit.

951
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:17,720
This is wild.

952
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:19,720
I just can't be her.

953
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:21,720
I'm sorry.

954
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:24,720
The disrespect is amazing.

955
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:26,720
Oh, I love it.

956
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:29,720
Guys, I haven't said sorry this whole time.

957
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:30,720
This whole hour.

958
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,720
I haven't said I'm sorry once.

959
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:33,720
Yeah, Roya, low key.

960
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:34,720
I am proud of you for that.

961
00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:36,720
You don't have to apologize for shit.

962
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:38,720
Anyone who tells you to do can go eat a bag of dicks.

963
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:40,720
I was so nervous the whole time.

964
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:42,720
No street and I was just sitting there.

965
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:43,720
Sorry, guys.

966
00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:44,720
Sorry.

967
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:45,720
Sorry.

968
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:46,720
Sorry, guys.

969
00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:49,720
She would literally come up to me and be like, Hey, Tatum, I'm sorry.

970
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:51,720
I'm like, Hey, you didn't do anything.

971
00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:54,720
So Tatum, you apologize just as much.

972
00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:55,720
I know.

973
00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:56,720
Listen, I know.

974
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:57,720
I'm just.

975
00:49:57,720 --> 00:50:00,720
Oh, that's where we're meant to be together.

976
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:01,720
I'm sorry.

977
00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:04,720
God, the sparks are flying tonight in the frog nest.

978
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:06,720
Frog talk, excuse me.

979
00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:07,720
Frog talk nest.

980
00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:08,720
Frog talk nest.

981
00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:10,720
24 hour frog-a-thon.

982
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:12,720
You know what?

983
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:15,720
I'm going to stay up for a while and listen to these next few.

984
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:16,720
We have to.

985
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:17,720
Damn it.

986
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:20,720
I don't know if you're going to, Derek, I don't know if you're going to want to listen to the next one.

987
00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:21,720
It seems like.

988
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:24,720
You know what?

989
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:25,720
The neck.

990
00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:30,720
You know, why don't you fucking send me some more footster fucking Zappertisements?

991
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:32,720
Wait, how do you do that?

992
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:34,720
You know what?

993
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:36,720
Honestly, I will.

994
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:37,720
I know.

995
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:40,720
Because it's actually a good model.

996
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:41,720
I just like fucking with you.

997
00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:43,720
Did you, Derek, did you, did you read my piece today?

998
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:44,720
I did.

999
00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:45,720
I did.

1000
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:47,720
I read, I read earlier in your.

1001
00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:52,720
I call, I call it a piece because I think that's what like serious, serious journalists.

1002
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:53,720
You're.

1003
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:56,720
I didn't even try to move that one.

1004
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:57,720
I'm sorry.

1005
00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:59,720
Existing models fucking suck.

1006
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:03,720
And this is a brand new, you know, paradigm shift.

1007
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:04,720
I like it.

1008
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:05,720
I do.

1009
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:10,720
I will say that Derek came into the girls' nest the other week and he was like trying

1010
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:12,720
to get us all to post our feet more.

1011
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:14,720
What are you talking about?

1012
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:15,720
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1013
00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:17,720
My wife is coming downstairs.

1014
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:18,720
Chill with his feet.

1015
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:19,720
Talk.

1016
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:21,720
I just, I heard.

1017
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:22,720
You know what?

1018
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:23,720
You know what?

1019
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:24,720
It just explodes.

1020
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:28,720
You ladies are really fucking with me because fucking Marie posts her feet.

1021
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:31,720
Marie posted her thought, like a picture for thighs.

1022
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:32,720
It was nice.

1023
00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:33,720
It was nice.

1024
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:34,720
Oh, it was.

1025
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:35,720
Oh, yeah.

1026
00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:36,720
The thighs.

1027
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:37,720
It was nice.

1028
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:38,720
But why am I getting tagged?

1029
00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:39,720
Because we all know you're a thigh guy.

1030
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:40,720
I did not.

1031
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:41,720
I swear you did.

1032
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:42,720
We were literally, you joined in.

1033
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:43,720
You joined in and you were like, what about thighs, guys?

1034
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:44,720
We could do anything.

1035
00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:45,720
Maybe I did.

1036
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:46,720
Maybe I did.

1037
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:57,720
Y'all, y'all remember the hot dogs or legs trend?

1038
00:51:57,720 --> 00:51:58,720
Yeah.

1039
00:51:58,720 --> 00:51:59,720
I do.

1040
00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:00,720
I'm a good simpler times.

1041
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:01,720
Yeah.

1042
00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:02,720
All right.

1043
00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:03,720
All right.

1044
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:04,720
Wait, the what?

1045
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:05,720
I'm sorry.

1046
00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:06,720
I just cut out for.

1047
00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:07,720
Tatum, you're too young for this, Tatum.

1048
00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:10,720
This is like 10 years ago when you were in elementary school.

1049
00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:13,720
Just Google hot dogs or legs.

1050
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:14,720
Just Google hot dogs or legs.

1051
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:15,720
Marie's down there.

1052
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:17,720
Marie, your legs are pretty hot earlier.

1053
00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:18,720
I liked it.

1054
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:19,720
Hot dogs or legs.

1055
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:20,720
Hot.

1056
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,720
I bred hot dogs or legs.

1057
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:23,720
All right.

1058
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:24,720
Listen.

1059
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:25,720
Wait.

1060
00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:26,720
You what?

1061
00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:27,720
You're talking about breeding.

1062
00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:28,720
Are you talking about breeding?

1063
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:29,720
Are you talking about breeding?

1064
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:30,720
You're talking about breeding.

1065
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:31,720
Who did you breed with?

1066
00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:34,720
Yeah, I got another word for you guys.

1067
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:35,720
So, what?

1068
00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:36,720
No, Derek, it's okay.

1069
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:37,720
We'll stay up here.

1070
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:38,720
Don't worry.

1071
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:43,220
Walker, when you were talking about Tatum and the best, there's you call that there's

1072
00:52:43,220 --> 00:52:44,220
a word for that.

1073
00:52:44,220 --> 00:52:46,720
So that's called unspoken Riz.

1074
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:47,720
That's what?

1075
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:48,720
That's what it is.

1076
00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:49,720
That's two words.

1077
00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:50,720
That's two words.

1078
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:51,720
You put it together.

1079
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:52,720
It's a whole word.

1080
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:53,720
Unspoken Riz.

1081
00:52:53,720 --> 00:53:00,720
That's one of the only photos I have of Dos Chica was like Tatum with his shirt off and

1082
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:01,720
the armor on.

1083
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:02,720
Wow.

1084
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:03,720
Armor on.

1085
00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:04,720
Nice, Roya.

1086
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:05,720
Nice.

1087
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:06,720
Does it stay on during sex?

1088
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:07,720
That's what I have a question.

1089
00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:08,720
Wait, hold on.

1090
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:09,720
Hold on.

1091
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:10,720
Wait.

1092
00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:11,720
I just missed another another 10 seconds.

1093
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:12,720
My Wi-Fi is screwed up.

1094
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:13,720
I just heard I heard best and then I heard Roya say, does it stay on during sex?

1095
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:14,720
And the answer is yes.

1096
00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:15,720
All right.

1097
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:16,720
The best.

1098
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:17,720
The best.

1099
00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:18,720
The best.

1100
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:19,720
The best.

1101
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:20,720
The best.

1102
00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:21,720
The best.

1103
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:24,720
The best.

1104
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:27,720
The best.

1105
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:30,920
OK, so 20 seconds.

1106
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,720
It's not even close.

1107
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:34,180
Well, then.

1108
00:53:34,180 --> 00:53:35,640
OK, great.

1109
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,080
Yeah, sorry about that one.

1110
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,360
They're super high.

1111
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:41,360
Oh no.

1112
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:42,360
There we go.

1113
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,360
Do those two words have the same meaning?

1114
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:45,360
Yes.

1115
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:46,360
They do.

1116
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:47,360
Oh don't.

1117
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:48,360
But not έχido.

1118
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,360
Oh no.

1119
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,360
OK.

1120
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,360
First one.

1121
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:57,040
getting that walker all right i can see where this is going to make sense it's all coming together it's all coming together

1122
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:07,440
let me say one thing i when we were on the beach together we were in the ocean i literally saw you guys coming out of the ocean together i'm like uh oh things are happening

1123
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:14,720
that's when it went wrong because he goes yeah no i didn't say it you know that was not

1124
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:22,320
oh my gosh listen so roya roya literally i i talked about i talked about my girlfriend sorry former ex-girlfriend never

1125
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:28,320
i did i started barking you guys i swear to god every day hey tell your dog i miss her uh i mean

1126
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:36,080
oh it's a boy dog i know but nala isn't a girl uh what uh so roya was like where's your girlfriend

1127
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:41,040
i said she's at home and she goes oh you have a girlfriend and i was like oh god this is this is

1128
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:47,920
going downhill real fast i was like yeah i do and then that was that and then two weeks later she

1129
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:55,200
left me so uh what's up i'd just like to make an announcement my wife has joined me she can hear

1130
00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:03,200
jesus christ we should stop talking about how much you like thighs and feet oh okay we should probably

1131
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:10,800
do that no i would really like to push this off on eric she's so beautiful she is just wanted to tell you that

1132
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:18,400
so i know her thighs and feet be killing hold on yeah they do she's laughing right now but i know

1133
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:27,280
she likes it oh god this is insane this is crazy all right so derrick as you just since you requested

1134
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:34,160
we'll stay up with you for the next hour i mean i i i you assholes i had a serious conversation plan

1135
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:42,160
what was it about oh i what was it about oscar or something yeah i was going i was you know i was

1136
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:48,960
talking about nes roadmaps i was talking about me losing katie's like private keys you know what i've

1137
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,400
got the road i've got the roadmap for you you're gonna keep fucking killing it you're gonna keep

1138
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:56,880
making it better you and semi are fucking awesome dudes and you're gonna keep crushing it roadmap

1139
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:06,560
done let's get on the funds you know you missed a few key points but but they generally you're not

1140
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:14,240
wrong there we go let's what's the backlog look like like the backlog looks like we semi is an

1141
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:20,800
amazing developer and he's motivated by sats that's what the backlog looks like semi is fucking like

1142
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:26,880
dude you know what gives me so much like hope or like not just no stir but like not to get serious

1143
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:32,800
here i'll be funny in a second is where what you have to shut up two minutes we get serious

1144
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:38,960
okay okay fine then in that case until then um what do semi's feet look like

1145
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:49,840
you know what wait wait wait wait wait up here soon i'll have a serious question i have a serious

1146
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:57,760
question i have a serious question oh no no you don't yes i do walker no you don't is ma going

1147
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:10,240
to implement nip 95 jack ma no ma jack ma from china what you meant ma like the movie with octavia

1148
00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:18,400
spencer no ma ma holy shit pay to ma you lost me man what are you saying what are you asking what

1149
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:25,200
are you asking what are you confused about what she said i don't know what ma is my balls all right

1150
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:32,960
let's keep going you didn't even make a these nuts joke correctly jesus how was i going to make just

1151
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:39,040
a you know all right because you should have said oh is is dn gonna implement nip 95 tatum i just

1152
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:44,480
want to be like what's dn and you'd be like these nuts and that's tatum i just let katie know about

1153
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:52,320
your mistake earlier and she gave me a side eye oh god well rightly so i mean yeah no i deserve

1154
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:58,320
that i deserve that she's a virtuous woman that was she's laughing now you know i can't believe

1155
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:05,280
this i hey what's up i'm sorry i do want to say i was really happy when she joined nosta like that

1156
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:13,360
was such a good day i was like yes finally it was nice it was it was oh look at that 11 o'clock all

1157
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:19,040
right guys well you know yeah i'm gonna get the hell out of here anyway to take your open what i

1158
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:24,880
was gonna say is well now that we're serious what gives me so much hope for not just no stir but for

1159
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:30,320
the fucking world is that there are people like semi there are people like you there are people

1160
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:36,640
like will there are people like pablo there are so many incredible developers who are building things

1161
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:42,000
out in the open that genuinely make all of our lives better and that gives me so much joy and

1162
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:49,760
so much hope and i appreciate you all now how about those feet yeah closing remarks real quick

1163
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:55,200
i will say listen i'm kind of an idiot all right and y'all know that but at the same time i'm also

1164
00:58:55,200 --> 00:59:02,400
kind of smart sometimes a little bit really wow hey roya can walker can you shut up um

1165
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:07,680
when are you gonna bring out the smart part we're just waiting for it okay all right i just want to

1166
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:16,320
say that as a non-dev i still value these sort of implementations not why wouldn't why wouldn't you

1167
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:25,760
value holy crap can i please talk a little weird to say okay no all right i do not know fuck about

1168
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:35,680
shit all right but everyone is still giving their value who is who does know fuck about shit such as

1169
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:42,720
derrick such as simi such as will such as other devs uh kieran like i'm talking literally there's

1170
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:48,960
too many to name i wish that i could give them all of my money but i cannot uh because i also have to

1171
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:56,560
eat um but i just want to thank everyone who is making this and building this so i can do this

1172
00:59:56,560 --> 01:00:03,840
kind of bullshit um because like i like i just i love y'all y'all are fun y'all y'all are y'all are

1173
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:09,840
building gateways for me to do this and have fun with y'all and i don't take anything for granted i

1174
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:14,800
wish that i could you know just like like i said i wish i could give you all of my sats but i am

1175
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:23,680
too greedy and i want to stack sats but i still i still have sats um but seriously shut up um i'm

1176
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:31,680
just glad you have a platform to make your hitler jokes on oh my god no tatum all right and i want

1177
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:36,880
you all thank you all tatum i want you to know that i only fuck with you because i love you i

1178
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:42,400
really do that's why that's why i gave you all sorts of all sorts of hugs at nastrica because

1179
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:49,040
i do love you man so i fuck with you because i love you thank you for letting me come i gave you

1180
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:52,720
a lot of hugs you were also kind of a little reach around from time to time

1181
01:00:52,720 --> 01:01:00,800
all right hot tamale got tatum talking in the dog's parking i did want to say thank you guys um

1182
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:07,120
i know i'm not a developer i was not like a like i didn't know any of you guys and i know you guys

1183
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:12,960
like are all so like like cool and you guys do things and you guys are i didn't know what

1184
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:18,160
bitcoin was and you guys just like all are like so big and cool and so thank you for welcoming me

1185
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:26,720
is that a bad joke no it's just called me big okay stop okay for real like thank you for welcoming

1186
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:32,640
me and like being so kind and like i that's probably one of the reasons why i was so awkward

1187
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:38,560
at nastrica i was just like oh man these people are all so cool but thank you for thinking i'm

1188
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:46,240
i'm not cool but thank you for thinking i am good enough to be surrounded by you guys you mighty

1189
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:52,560
plebs so thank you roya we're lucky enough to be we're lucky enough to have you around us

1190
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:59,280
you gotta your your cool shit you i don't your you are riz am i doing that right

1191
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:05,040
i don't you guys i still don't know what it means i'm sorry i'm not gonna get it

1192
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:12,560
like it's just not gonna work just an announcement i am trying to get to bitcoin miami now that just

1193
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:19,440
feels like a new thing just roya that's awesome i'll be there hey if you will be there um i mean

1194
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:31,120
jay won't oh my god you should come i yeah it's in the process but it might happen so uh if you

1195
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:38,880
actually plan on going to the conference um for 450 bucks a swan bitcoin has tickets available

1196
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:46,800
oh i was about to say i'm selling my ga pass if you want it roya i'll see you okay slay um thank

1197
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:53,440
you for all your guys's support and love wait right you're leaving the stage because no derek

1198
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:58,720
wanted us to stay up i mean you're you assholes were literally supposed to leave four minutes ago

1199
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:04,640
oh really where's the mod where's where's the mod yo i just got a dm from derek that said i'm

1200
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:14,000
literally going to kill you what is this blue sky derek asking for the mods my god dude

1201
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:21,520
devs do something seriously wait i'm i'm on the devs wait you are you you you really have a

1202
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:27,760
mod badge i mean you can kick me off i can literally i can what's this button do move to audience

1203
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:35,760
oh hey derek did i mention how much i appreciate you and just i'll move him back i'll move him back

1204
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:43,680
that was the greatest example of centralization i have ever seen in my life it is not noster nests

1205
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:48,640
is centralized that was one of my talking points noster nests is centralized like wait wait derek

1206
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:54,400
we'll be quiet now we'll be quiet i swear to god we'll be quiet and you gotta donate you know or

1207
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:59,440
you get moved to the audience that's where we're at now damn okay hey i already donated i want to

1208
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:05,440
say that i donated uh 50 000 sat so uh i i can stay up here for the rest of the night actually

1209
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:12,240
and please can you just stop talking because the dog is going off like i hear his i hear his dog

1210
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:17,360
barking i'm so sorry everyone it's it's tatum's fault i'm sorry you know like you want to say hi

1211
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:27,120
to everybody yet hi everyone hi there you go there she is well you know if this was video chat you

1212
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:33,280
would see my beautiful wife crocheting wait what are you what are you making katie tell it to her

1213
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:39,840
what are you making a super mario blanket for a baby oh is it for hold on hold on i wasn't going

1214
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:44,080
to talk because walker was going to get mad at me but listen super mario we got to talk about that

1215
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:52,480
oh no so here's the deal if any walker whenever you and carl why'd you knock my headphone out

1216
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why do you have like walker sorry about that walker we have your husband husband and wife issue

1217
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:04,880
yeah i know how it is brother yes walker and carla whenever you decide to do the thing that makes

1218
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:12,400
baby mine is called sex how does it work what you do is you stick uh so i don't think they ever did

1219
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:20,320
that before well you don't want to do it until you're ready oh okay let's go but when you're

1220
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:27,360
but when you're ready and you have a baby katie will make you guys a beautiful orange and purple

1221
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:32,720
right you're volunteering for all sorts of shit today yeah that's how this that's how this

1222
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:40,720
relationship works honey uh she will make you a beautiful handmade handcrafted baby blanket

1223
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:46,480
it should that's you know and what will you do derek but derek quick question i'm just

1224
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:52,080
trying i'm trying to donate to noster nests and it's denominated in fiat so i'm just feeling a

1225
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:57,440
little weird about that it's denominated in petrodollars well here's the thing here's the

1226
01:05:57,440 --> 01:06:04,000
thing semi's node went down because it you know this is a whole other story it goes down every

1227
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:10,160
like two days right he's having problems with his ln bits but it goes down a lot so i just spun up my

1228
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:17,120
my node real quick so you know what if you got to denominate in in uh in dirty petrodollars dirty

1229
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:21,840
petrodollars you're gonna have to do the currency that funds so much death and destruction around

1230
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:28,000
the world you want to pay actually i think that there's actually you know it's been eight minutes

1231
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:34,480
and i'm still letting you guys up on my stage you can you know it's okay i'm supposed i'm

1232
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:39,840
just doing it right now though so i can stay you know you know what maybe i should do that if you

1233
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:45,920
want to stay on stage you gotta donate 21 does it work on wait darick guess how much i just saying

1234
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:52,000
just guess guess guess the numbers i'm looking to see if there's a footster uh uh message and i don't

1235
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:56,160
know i couldn't i couldn't embed any content in it because of this these petrodollars that were

1236
01:06:56,160 --> 01:07:03,680
be can i just zap you darick and then you do it because you know what you know what roya i'll

1237
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:11,760
accept it thank you i'm just it's not working i'm gonna i'm gonna so get off stage darick i'm trying

1238
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:16,640
to tell you that i'm leaving okay all right you don't have to look tatum you can actually stay

1239
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:22,560
come on you can stay but i just want to say just so everybody knows any any donate donations that

1240
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actually go to