be the most unhinged fucking hour of your entire life.
All right.
I've already put down quite quite a few quite a few beersters.
It is that is that is that like three beers for you, Tatum?
Can we get an actual count of the beers?
You've got it in.
OK, currently I'm sitting at let me look around.
I'm sitting at seven.
Tatum, I I had to take out the recycling earlier because it was overflowing.
That's how many I don't.
I'm only a three.
Oh, that's OK, Roy. God bless you.
Good to be here with you all.
Well, hold on.
Hey, the over under, I'm put I put it at what did I even fucking say?
What did I say?
It's like I can't remember, actually, but here, listen, let me know if you can hear this.
Did you hear that?
Oh, I heard it.
OK, all right. There we go.
Hey, cheers, cheers, y'all.
Cheers, cheers.
It's good to be here and everywhere with you all.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
This is so crazy.
What a like a great, great threesome we're having over here today.
Hold on. Pause. Hold on.
Are we still doing phrasing?
Wow, this is all too insane.
Start. I'm sorry.
I didn't know what else to say.
It is a great crew.
It is a great crew or however you want to describe it.
Holy shit.
I'm trying to make it entertaining.
Let's give them a show.
Man, I just want to say to our hosts, like, bravo to you guys.
I know you're just a couple hours into this, but this is quite an undertaking.
Like, are you all sleeping at all or are you just going straight through?
No, I'm not planning on sleeping.
It's five a.m. for me right now.
I started at two a.m. So rock and roll.
Yeah, I don't think you ever sleep.
Allegedly, allegedly.
Oh, my God.
The time I sleep, I'm spending on the Cassie account.
So that was a joke that many will get.
But, you know, I'm not unless I get it.
I'm hip.
I'm not. I literally missed that whole Cassie thing, like missed it.
Did you? Missed it completely.
Oh, man.
Tana was actually telling me that that must have really sucked for the people
that missed it and just come in and like their whole time on his Cassie, Cassie, Cassie.
He was like, what the fuck is a Cassie?
So many Cassie's.
Is that right? I still don't.
I missed the whole Cassie thing, and I I don't even know if it's like worth me.
Like, that's so surprising.
Like Tatum, like any time a girl is involved.
Like, all right. All right.
All right. Holy shit.
Hey, you want to see something actually?
I'm about to I'm about to make a note real quick.
Hold on.
Quit engagement farming Tatum.
Hey, I'm a cloud chaser.
That's why I'm on NOSTA, right?
Oh, my God.
I need you.
All right. Listen, wait, hold on.
I need you all to go and look at what I just posted.
Let me go see.
Did you just?
Oh, this is dope.
Oh, boy.
Also, I got to say the Frog Talk like logo.
Oh, it's amazing.
It's just so inviting.
You're like, oh, what you got in there?
Right. Yeah. Let me take a look.
Let me take a look at what you got.
Some you got a pickle. Yeah.
I love it. There's a pickle, though.
Just in case.
It's a pocket pickle.
Everybody has one.
I thought that was something different, to be honest.
Oh, God.
I mean, have you seen half of the pictures that Sleepy posts?
Like, I wouldn't doubt that it was something else.
Remember when he would like,
speed the dick posts whenever he would zap you?
There were so many.
Oh, my God.
I still don't know how I didn't get like, I thought I thought.
I really thought this was like around the time
when you guys were going to start censoring people.
But no, no.
I did. No.
It's genuinely pretty amazing when you think about it,
that for the most part, besides like,
I've muted like a couple of people,
mainly like the fucking optimism bots that were like,
you remember when those were coming out?
Like, it was just like a bunch of like, airdrop.
Like, and it was like, OK, I got to mute these.
And there was like maybe one or two people
who were saying some stuff where I'm like, oh, boy, this is a little bit.
This is like, you're definitely a spook,
like, because nobody else would actually say this kind of stuff in public.
But besides that, like.
Despite, you know, the the sleepy dick pics,
and the discourse is like pretty incredible,
that like you don't feel like nobody is trying to like ruffle any feathers,
more so than just like some casual shitposting.
And perhaps it's because we all shitpost so much that it's like,
you really got to push the boundaries to get.
I am the preacher of the Church of shitposting, and I love it here.
I like it. Yeah, nobody judges me for what the fuck I say.
I'll say something like yesterday I posted,
I want to be a race car driver when I grow up and like everybody's like,
yeah, we support you.
You know what? Yeah, do it.
For real, like, come on, why can't I?
Yeah, the only time that I've actually muted anyone,
like was the those optimism bots, the
there were some like second layer something or another
that was just some stupid ass something.
And then I feel bad because I have not I have not completed
like removing all of these mutes, but health read, I muted a lot of people.
And I think I've done most of that.
But like Domestika make it too easy to unmute someone like
where you like know who you're unmuting,
because I have several people muted right now.
But other than that, it's been real fun.
I have so many people muted.
I'm sorry. Like, I don't even know who I muted.
I just mute people.
You probably muted me. You never. Yeah, I did.
Oh, what? Paul, hold on.
Just kidding, just kidding.
But like Pablo is like, look, I don't know how,
but he was like looking through my muted page and whatever he's like.
He's like, Roya has a lot of people muted.
It's interesting. I was like, really?
I just like you can see it on smart. Well, I do.
I mean, but that's but that's like the beauty to.
Oh, by the way, there's that night.
Just so you know, that that's that's numero dos.
I mean, I guess if we're counting like you need to,
you know, we need to count on that. We need to count for the hour.
But like that is the beauty of all this, right?
Like it's this it's this opt in or opt out as you choose.
Like do whatever you want.
If you want to save some fucked up shit, like that's fine.
Go ahead and say that doesn't mean anyone's going to hear you.
And like, that's a powerful thing.
I see. Sorry, I tried muting it.
I did. I was like, it looks like this is going to sound great on the podcast.
I missed it by like a second. I'm sorry.
You were so funny. Sorry.
Sorry. Oh, wow.
It was a deep rumble.
That was a good one.
I saw like there's so I did.
I know this is blasphemous, but like I got a blue sky invite code
and I like wanted to try it out because like I like to test stuff, right?
Like I work in software and like I enjoy testing new things
and I like trying it out and like honestly,
just like first of all, the vibe just like sucks.
Like it's really like, I don't know.
It doesn't hit the same, you know what I mean?
But then also, like everyone is like really, really super obsessed
with all the content moderation functions on there.
Like really like it's like half of the things I see people talking about are like,
well, I muted somebody, but when they quote tweeted me,
I could still see what they said.
And I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ.
Like it's a pretty simple thing on most of where it's like
just you just don't see them anymore.
And like, I don't know how they can't figure that out on Blue Sky,
but apparently it's it's more difficult on their AT protocol.
But moral of the story, I like purple more than blue.
I've had sweet, sweet Angela.
She got me an invite like two months ago on Blue Sky.
And like I had it in my email and I looked at the email
and I was planning on doing it and then I never checked it again.
I never went back to it and I felt so bad.
I was like, Angela worked so hard to get me an invite and I never used it.
But it was just not interesting to me.
I feel as if like if you are on Nostr and you are like you like it,
I feel like there's just no reason to even check it out,
because anytime anybody mentions it on Nostr anyways,
like everybody's just like, this is ass.
Like I'm like, yeah, I bet it is.
Yeah, there's not there's not much to be missed.
I literally like my first couple posts were just talking about Nostr.
And then I was like, huh, like, are they gonna can they boot me off of this server?
Like, how does this work?
Like, I don't know.
Like, so they gave me one invite code and I just spun up and halt account.
That's Nostr.BlueSky.
So yeah, gonna start trolling on there.
Yes, more trolls on BlueSky.
But enough about any app that has blue as their color.
Yeah.
Fun fact, do you guys know that I recently watched a random YouTube rabbit hole.
The reason that no country flags have the color purple in them
is because purple was so hard to make back in the day.
Like that makes sense.
I remember learning that purple was like royalty.
Yeah.
And like, it's because the only the roads could work because it was so expensive.
And now I'm trying I'm going to butcher this.
But the guy who like invented basically a way to synthesize the colors,
he was working on something like totally unrelated to anything color wise.
He was trying to develop some sort of like medicine or something.
He's like, I found out how to make purple.
And then now like, you know, any pleb can wear purple.
And now we plebs wear purple.
So I think that's a beautiful thing.
It's kind of from royalty to the plebs.
Does anybody remember that old like Windows Windows thing you can play purple plays?
Maybe Tatum knows.
No, I know exactly what you're talking about.
It's like in the deepest corner of my mind.
Whoa.
Ray.
That's what I was thinking the whole time you guys were talking about purple.
I was like, purple plays.
Yeah, that.
Wow.
You just unlocked like some childhood trauma or something.
I mean, I mean, happy thoughts, actually.
What?
Huh? Huh?
So Craig Wright.
Huh?
The guy who blocked me on Twitter.
Hey, do you guys ever notice something?
There is not.
Wait, but real quick question.
Has anyone ever seen a single woman who thinks Craig Wright is Satoshi?
I have only ever seen male BSV sims.
I don't think there is a single woman on this planet who thinks Craig Wright is Satoshi.
And I suspect it's because women are a little bit better at spitting, like spotting,
bullshitting men.
Well, like, I mean, I mean, find me a woman who thinks Craig Wright is Satoshi.
And I'll give you five sets.
I mean, I don't know a woman that thinks I'm Satoshi.
So, I mean, like, what is, oh, God, I don't think Tatum knows any women.
Oh, my God.
This is awful.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead, Tatum, name three.
All right.
Michelle Obama.
Amelia Earhart.
She's a little late.
I didn't know there were that many.
Oh, God.
You met me.
Aubrey Strobel.
Oh, man.
Oh, here we go.
God.
I texted Tatum.
I said, I'm sorry, I can't be her and then never texted him back after that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You guys text Tatum and I don't even text.
Because I don't know.
I want to text you is the thing.
It's like I DM you on NOSTER.
It's like I'll hear from him in like two weeks.
Oh, geez.
Come on.
Now.
That is accurate.
That is so accurate.
Walker Walker Walker.
Because I almost asked you earlier today.
Now we can see.
I you know, to anyone who I have seemingly ignored.
I apologize.
Wait, am I am I not here testing?
No, it might actually been me.
Actually, I hear you now.
I hear you now.
You're good.
You could have been me.
My fault.
That was on me.
Will you quit fucking with me, man?
OK, listen.
It's the worst day of my life.
I don't know.
It's the worst day of my life.
I know.
I'm having a good time.
Anyway, our host.
Any questions?
It's been a wild 15 minutes.
How about y'all?
How about y'all facilitate stuff?
You guys are giving us way too much free rein here.
Oh, man.
Oh, fuck.
Now we it's as we should as we should.
You guys are fucking telling this.
You don't need any help from us, to be honest.
I actually had a question lined up for you, Walker, since you mentioned the royal color
purple.
I was going to ask you if you actually knew where they actually produced the first purple
from.
It was called Tyrian.
Do you know where it was all sourced from?
I'm guessing somewhere in the Middle East.
Maybe.
They're sea snails.
Belinas and daddy's sea snails.
What?
Interesting, right?
I love random facts.
I just wanted to tell you one and see if you want to tell me one.
Wow.
Oh, shit.
Now I'm in the spot with a random fact.
Don't worry, Roya.
I taught him you're next.
Okay.
Random fact.
This is 50% of people are below average, but 80% of people are below average.
80% of people are idiots.
This is according to Fibonacci.
This is not me.
I'm rounding a little bit.
I'm rounding from 79 to 80.
That's what Pareto did as well when he established the Pareto ratio.
Again, this is just math people.
50% of people are below average.
We can all agree on that.
But 80% of people are idiots.
Once you take that to each level, take that 20% of people who aren't idiots.
As soon as you go into that 20%, 80% of that 20% are idiots compared to the other 20% of
that 100% of the 20%.
What the fuck did you just say?
You see, because Fibonacci rules our lives, people.
Whether you realize it or not, your entire life has been dictated by Fibonacci.
Not by him, but he just discovered it.
But look into this a little bit, and then you start realizing in your life, oh, wait,
I've got an even better fun fact.
1% of the general population, as in not people that are in prison, I'm talking about Genpop,
are psychopaths.
Like actual clinical psychopaths.
One in 100 people is a clinical psychopath.
So who's the psychopath here?
We've only got 53 people, so there's like a half a psychopath.
So Tata.
Yeah, he's just a sociopath.
But this is actually true.
You can look this up.
It is not just me making things up.
Sorry about the dog, by the way.
He's a fucking dick.
No, he's a wiener.
He's a wiener.
So I just call him a dick.
He's a literal...
Yeah.
But no, 1% of people, and then it makes you think it's like, God, if 1% of everyone is a psychopath,
what proportion of people that are in places of power do you think are actual psychopaths?
And what that means is they are literally incapable of empathizing.
The answer is yes.
A great book, if you haven't read it, The Psychopath Test by John Ronson.
No, I read that and then went to therapy because it turns out I got some problems.
No, wait.
Did you actually read it, Tata?
I don't know if you're...
No, I'm shitposting.
Okay, well, no, it's great because there's a point in the book where he says,
because he lists all these things, it's like, you know, okay, you know, psychopaths are charismatic
and they're very good at, you know, like making people feel a certain way and all these things.
And like I'm sitting there reading this and like, holy fuck, I'm a psychopath.
I'm definitely a psychopath.
And then like a couple pages on, he's like, if you're thinking to yourself right now,
am I a psychopath? Don't worry.
You just pass the psychopath test because a psychopath would never ask themselves that question.
And it was like, oh, phew.
Oh, thank God. I was getting worried for a second.
That was a close one. But yeah, enough about psychopaths and idiots.
You guys got some random fun facts, too?
Holy fuck, that was amazing. That was amazing, Walker. Thank you.
I actually have... this is my favorite fun fact.
So the.tv domain, people are familiar with it from Twitch.tv mainly.
A lot of people are like, oh, it stands for television.
No, it actually is the country domain for the country of Tuvalu.
Have you ever heard of Tuvalu? No, no one has.
Their sales from the.tv domain, they had a deal with GoDaddy or something,
where the sales from their.tv domain, mainly Twitch, account for 10 percent of that country's GDP
and allowed them to enter the United Nations.
So that's my fun fact.
Man.
That is... I will admit I did know that one because it's such a great fun fact.
Damn it. Oh, my God.
Well, no, the other one that's great is the.io because you think, oh, it's like all the cool tech websites have like.io,
but it's like that's just Indian Ocean, man.
I knew that. I remember learning about the Indian Oceans,
but I always thought that like I.O. was for a while, it was like these flash style games was the only only buyers of I.O.
I.O. domains and then it was like tech startup and now it's like Indian Oceans are rich because of crypto, basically.
But it's also just like owned by the British, right?
Like it's a British territory.
I'm pretty sure those colonialist fucking pigs.
Yeah, I forgot they just kind of like, you know, took over everything.
Yeah, it's kind of wild, actually.
I have a fun fact.
OK, my fun fact is that Americans bought more legal cannabis this year or last year than they did by chocolate.
That's it. I bought more illegal than I did chocolate.
Wait, that is wild. Is that? Yeah.
Wow. Yeah, that is a really good fun fact.
I did not know that. Isn't that crazy?
I think that's insane. That's a lot of cannabis.
You would think there would be like a correlation there between like as cannabis sales rise, chocolate sales also.
It might. You know, it might have risen, but not to the proportions that we're thinking.
Who knows? Wow. Does anyone have the data on this?
That'd be a good case study. Yeah, I have cannabis chocolate right next to me, actually.
OK, all right. So here's here's where that data gets screwed because you have.
That's so true. I have two boxes of it. Wow.
Yeah. And I like little s'mores bites. I really like the dispenser.
Man, it is pretty amazing now that like you have like iron man.
I remember I grew up, so I grew up in a very, very small town.
It was like 2000 people in northern Wisconsin. And I remember trying to buy weed as like a teenager.
And man, the fucking brick weed shit we would get was just like unbelievably bad.
I remember the first time the first time I had like really fucking dank weed.
It was just like, oh, you know, like, like you're you're like, wait a minute.
You don't have to like smack it with a hammer.
I so I grew up in Mississippi and shout out worst state in the entire country.
Yeah. Then I moved to Louisiana, who was the second worst state in the entire country.
But the third worst. I don't know, but I'm probably going to move there next.
But so Mississippi actually had a vote on initiative 65, which was to legalize cannabis.
And overwhelmingly, like 75 percent of people were like, yes, that should be legal.
And it passed and everything with their House, Senate, whatever.
And then the Supreme Court was like, no, we don't want that.
And so they were like, hold on. And so I was like, OK, so who who who's making the decisions here?
Is this democracy or no? And so then it just people just started kind of like
it was a weird, like quiet protest almost where like all these like under the counter dealers were like, hey,
I got stuff and they were like posting on their Facebook and stuff like that.
And it's like, wait, what do we do? And it was a great like the cannabis industry was doing great for for like
a good bit in Mississippi when it wasn't even like regulated.
But I I had a diamond in the rough where I had this guy, his name was Darnell.
He was a sigma. He was super cool. And I was like, hey, man, wait, do you mean like a sigma male or like a sigma fraternity?
Fraternity sigma sigma what? Like, what is it?
No, it's a NPHC. What's the sigma sigma? I haven't been in college in a while.
Sigma Chi. No, it was in Ph.
The sigma chi is hate the NPHC. You know that.
NPHC. What are you? National Panhellenic Counselors.
Only nine of them do not know what I'm talking about.
Oh, I know what the National Panhellenic. Sorry.
It's been a while since I was up on my life acronyms program.
Excuse me, Tatum. Hold on. Where's the sigma, zeta, phi, kappa, alpha, omega, sci fi.
Where's the sequence? I don't know what it is.
Sigma Phi Beta Sigma Phi Beta Sigma Phi Beta.
But anyway, my man got me an O for like 150 bucks.
And at the time it was great priced.
And I wasted all of that by trying to make wax because I didn't know how to do it.
And so it all just turned into grass clippings.
So that part of the story didn't have anything to do with anything else.
But I just want to share that if you don't know how to make wax, don't try to make wax.
That's a bold move.
Yeah, I don't know why I didn't try to do it with a lesser quantity first.
I was just like, yeah, give me an O.
I just know Missouri just passed it.
And like, that's the only thing I voted for that day.
I went bright and early too.
I was looking like I had a really nice outfit just for that.
And it was really exciting. I was really surprised they passed it like Missouri.
But yeah.
It is wild. It's like all of the pharmaceuticals that are pumped out
and have their prices inflated by the insurance companies because that's all a big circle jerk racket.
Like all of these terrible, terrible synthetic pharmaceuticals are just totally legal, right?
And then you've got just this plant that grows in the ground that also happens to be an incredible fiber
that you can use for so, so many things and can also be a cycle crop where it will actually help
like basically make the soil better in preparation for your next harvest.
Like that's illegal, though.
You know, I blame the New York Times.
Time's up.
Wait until you realize that Bitcoin mining and cannabis growth are like a full
if you're looking at a Venn diagram of ASICs and weed growing, it's like a perfect circle.
So I will say that aside from cannabis, hemp can just replace plastic and you don't care about that.
And it's like naturally antimicrobial.
Like it's genuinely absurd, like really absurd.
We got a good Adderall plot. I mean, what?
I thought we talked about this at Nostrica Tatum.
Sorry. Never mind. We won't talk about that anymore.
You guys are talking a lot offset and I'm just feeling a little bit left out.
Walker, Walker, Walker, literally, I didn't want to infringe on your privacy or anything.
Just send me your number.
OK, well, now you're getting a big group chat.
Here, here, let me let me show you.
Let me show you my Riz and I'll get your number.
I promise. Hold on, hold on.
I don't understand what Riz is.
Just watch. Just watch.
Let me let me let me let me give you a demonstration. OK, wait, wait, wait. Time out, time out, time out, time out.
OK, nice. All right.
So here's here's a demonstration.
I'm going to Riz Walker into getting his number.
Walker, please give me your number, please.
I just want to text you. OK, please, please.
My dog just started barking.
I'm wearing those headphones that I'm sorry.
My dog somehow heard that shrieking.
I'm sorry. And now he thinks that somebody's being murdered in another year.
I hope you're happy.
Look what you did, Tatum.
I did send you I did send you that video that was like a girls ranked the guys by Riz.
Did you watch that? He doesn't know what Riz is.
And I gave him an example.
I did see that you sent it to me and now this is like going back to Walker didn't respond to DMs.
See? Like I get it. I get it. I get it.
I'm sorry, Tatum. I was busy trying to topple the New York Times.
OK, that's fair.
And I'm not a good video editor.
Carla is the fucking the one who does literally all of our videos.
But she's out for the night.
And so I'm like, OK, well, I just had a few beers and I was like, I'm just going to start like do a quick 60 second monologue about the New York Times.
And then I'll just like put some stuff and then it like it turned into this whole thing.
And then now I put in the other video. And that's why I missed your DMs.
I'm always having this.
Anyone want to edit a video of me and Jack Dorsey?
Because I just don't want to do it.
Wait, I just saw a 1337 Zap come through.
Speaking of the devil. And there's only one. Yep. There's only one person it could be.
It was Jack. Wow. What a day.
It was me. Just kidding.
Tell him to get in and let me apologize for being me.
Please no. He hates me, guys.
He hates you.
I don't know.
Jack hates anyone.
That's got some good vibes. I've got to say, like, I don't think he's like the type to harbor hate.
I know. I'm just listening.
Listen, he hates me.
I followed him to Costa Rica to get him to film a video with me.
What do you expect?
And I went to Costa Rica for you, Tatum.
Wow. Wait, pause.
I am third wheeling up here and it's very obvious.
That's fine. That's fine. I get it.
No, Walker. You're here for a reason.
You're here for the fun facts.
Now I've got to think of some more fun facts to make myself relevant and have worth.
The dog is still barking about you, Tatum.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Do we have any questions?
Nope. Go ahead.
Also, I will say up here, I think that Tatum, you, me and Roy could probably have like a Jerry Springer-esque talk show.
Like, the chemistry is pretty decent.
And like, we get a couple, you know, people up. We just need a really killer kickoff episode.
Please.
You know, I think we can make it work.
This time has gone so like by so fast.
Yeah. Hey, can we get an extra hour? Whoever's up next? Can we just tell them to screw off?
Oh, I think I think it's Derek.
I'm pretty sure it's Derek.
Yeah, he's throwing up some shit about nobody wants to hear from that.
Derek. Yeah.
What the fuck is Derek going to talk about, huh?
You know, hey, look, it would be completely.
Derek must have been backed up because he keeps just pooping.
Yeah, I've noticed that myself.
Wow.
He had some lats in or something.
No, if we're being completely honest though.
So I joined Nostra because of Walker and I stayed on Nostra because of Derek.
Oh, so real.
Yeah. Like Derek has been a very great help in everything.
Like even though that like I'm mainly using it on iPhone, which is like the farthest from him, he's just been very helpful and like understanding and stuff and like joining Nest and listening to him talk and stuff.
Shout out to Derek and to send me send me soul.
We don't know. I'm just kidding.
I love.
No, I love to me. I love to me. I remember like when I first like jumped on Nostra and was like, OK, like messing around.
I think actually the first client I used was Astral Ninja.
Same like like just for like a second.
And then like I like saw the dammit or Thomas, excuse me, test flight and was like, oh, oh, OK, there we go.
That's what I want, because I'm like, I'm a mobile first person.
Like I would I would rather use any sort of social media or whatever this may become on mobile.
Like I just I enjoy work like my computers for work, my phones for fucking around.
But anyway, I like did not understand.
I tried like reading some stuff about like, OK, how do I do this?
And I feel five shit like I don't like I'm technical enough to be dangerous, but like I don't have the mental capacity right now to figure this out.
And then I saw Derek post something about, you know, like they were hosting these ideas and I was like, oh, sick.
So like just shot him a DM on Twitter. I know. Blasphemous.
And was like, I did like, can I like can I like, you know, I send you some sats and you can just like you do this for me.
Like, yeah, yeah, OK. Like does it does it for me and Carl?
And he did it for the Nostra to and I was like, oh, OK, sick.
Like and by the way, since then, I have also paid for Nostra Purple, but I don't want to change my NIPO five ID because I just I still love that pleb.
But I was like, OK, I got it. I want to support. So like I got to get the purples to once I figure out how to get pages.
I'm going to change my mind between two basics.
But honestly, like one of the most baller things like this is a humble brag to the max.
Like I don't care. Like this is a brag like Preston DM me first.
He goes, hey, man, I just verified you on Nostra verified.
I was like, yeah, I've made it like I was like, this is so sick.
I'm just like casually talking to Preston. He's and he also like he's a he's a homie.
I've got to say, Preston's a good and decent guy. I almost too good.
You know, I also made a video where I was like, hey, this was like, oh, whoops.
And never mind. Don't worry about it. Shut up.
So so it was like it was December, I want to say, when when lightning invoices were everyone's like, oh, my God, you could do this.
And so I was like, I'm going to show you all how you all are missing out on Nostra because it's like a sad faucet.
And I was like, hey, who wants to pay this invoice?
And I made a video and posted it. Someone paid it in like 30 seconds or something like that.
And Preston retweeted it. And I was like, yeah, I'm the shit.
It's like this is this is sick.
Preston, you are the shit. Hey, Roya, please don't do that.
What do you think? I'm sorry.
Here we go again. Walker. Oh, God. OK.
I will say that I appreciate like everybody who's helped me from the beginning of me starting my Nostra
and like helped me through this, like all the like the Bitcoin stuff.
And like I just it's just so crazy how a couple of months. Oh, yeah.
Roya is a rare rare breed where she was Nostra before she was Bitcoin.
Yo, I know nothing of that shit. Like I I just remember like when all the celebrities were like promoting NFTs
and I thought like, oh, that's all I knew. Listen, NFTs look, board apes are going to never mind.
I can't even talk about that. I'm sorry. I tried.
I thought they were all the same thing. Like I thought like the Dogecoin is also Bitcoin.
I didn't know anything. I knew nothing.
But everybody taught me so much. You pure, pure soul.
Yeah, I was really it was really exciting. I appreciate like like pretty sure like
Tannel was like the first person to welcome me on Nostra. So thank you for that, by the way.
I still remember that. And I remember Daniel and the guy named like Pat.
Like they were like they just told me they didn't say anything about Bitcoin.
They're just like, you need to have a lightning address.
Download this app and like and then put an invoice. And I was like, OK, easy enough.
I was like, whoa, I got like a lightning money. I didn't know what it meant.
I got a lightning money. I'm putting that on a shirt.
It was so cool. And and then I like got to know everything.
I was like, dang, this is actually like way cool.
And I feel like people like like our age, Tata, like they don't fuck with Bitcoin.
Like they don't fuck with that shit. Nobody talks about it.
Trust me. The only reason that I now know that like the price moves either really high or really low
is because I start getting these texts from people who I have not heard from in like four years.
They're like, hey, so Bitcoin. And I'm like, oh, what's the price right now? What is the price?
No, I only know the price of Bitcoin depending on how much my 814 zap is.
I think that's like my only way of knowing.
Yeah. Didn't you demote it to like 314? No, I put it back because I literally missed it so much.
It didn't feel the same. Like I couldn't do it.
Inflation is real because Roya started zapping people 314 instead of 814.
I got to say, Roya has been zapped.
Like Roya has held that like a lot of people are out there with like 21 sats, 69 sats.
Like even when Roya dropped down to 314. Sure, it's no 814.
But still, I've got to say, like it's commendable.
Hey, I've been 450 this whole time. Yes.
What's the significance? Yeah, 696 forever.
450 is my initiation number. Oh, jeez.
Shut up. You and your fraternity. Oh my gosh. Oh my god.
You shouldn't have even asked. What the fizz is this?
It's really cool, Tatum. Yeah, wow. Nice.
That's really cool. Initiation for what?
Shut up. I just shut up. Just shut up.
Walker and I, no, never mind. Just I don't even want to keep going.
Say it. Say it, Tatum.
No, because I don't know if I'm allowed to.
Tatum, sleepy. You all got any questions?
Y'all have not said anything for like 20 minutes. We're sorry.
The last thing I've heard from Sticky was that he's taken a break for three minutes.
I came back. I just came back right now.
We just gave sleepy his bath to break your welcome.
Wait, this is so fun. I was so nervous before this, guys.
I was really nervous. I was like, oh, this is very fun.
And I feel like nasterness is like such an incredible thing.
So thank you, Derek and Semi-Soul.
I don't know if I said that right, but literally this is so fun and interactive.
And it feels so great to be able to talk to the people actually.
I'm going to get emotional. I'm going to start crying.
What I love is that Derek literally gave up his next hour slot.
He was like, no, listen, you take it. You guys just keep rolling.
That was so real.
I mean, that was just so cool of him.
He's so nice of him, really. He's really generous like that.
I know.
I keep looking out of my phone and seeing the Frog Talk logo with the damn jacket open.
It makes me chuckle every time.
Oh my God.
I think you guys really killed it, Tainel and Sir Sleepy.
Frog Talk is fucking amazing. I love it.
And you guys are doing such incredible things with it and just inviting so many people.
Also, there's also the Plobster radio. Am I saying that right?
That's really cool as well.
And I think everybody's contributions to the master is just so fun.
Sorry.
Is Tainel burping again?
No, maybe his parents walked in.
No, I'm trying to pee.
I appreciate your kind ass words, man.
Honestly, I can't wait for you guys to make your own nest because I'll be on here as many hours as you guys need from me.
Just listening to you guys. It's fucking amazing.
Honestly, you guys could really...
You guys should. What the fuck? There's no reason not to.
Be honest. Think about it.
Should we brainstorm some ideas for right now?
What would the name be?
I'm thinking like...
ThreeSum.
That's what kids love like.
ThreeSum.
The Two and a Half Man.
Two and a Half Man.
The Tatum Turn Down Service.
Yes.
Yo.
Something about turnips.
Okay. All right. Listen, I didn't want to interject while I was literally peeing.
I wish I could hear it.
Hey, can you not do that? What the hell?
Anyway, don't know how Carla would feel about the whole ThreeSum thing.
She would say, why can't we make it a FourSum?
Okay.
I guess the main thing is I don't like the ThreeSum thing.
But yeah.
That's because you guys are thinking of it in a different way.
How else were you supposed to think of it, Roya?
What do you think? What do you call three people in a group?
Three friends?
Three musketeers?
Yes. I like that better. Walker and it's really good.
My brain wasn't working.
Okay. I wasn't thinking out of it anyway.
That was like right out the gate.
Roya was just like, look at this ThreeSum.
I'm like, oh wow.
We're early.
Tatum's the one who's making it dirty over here.
Hold on.
I know. Really?
Oh my God.
I think I got the first three.
He's the one who tagged up.
Shit. Is it Aubrey or Audrey? Aubrey?
Yeah. Aubrey.
Either way.
Hey baby girl. What's up?
You still with that ass?
Terrible Riz.
You know this is recorded, right?
You're right.
I will say she's incredibly hot and I'm into gross.
So hi.
Well, dude, Tatum, she's good.
Roya is going to beat you out for this one.
You don't stand a chance, dude.
Roya, let me have this. I need this so bad.
You have nothing left.
Every time Tatum talks, my dog starts barking.
I don't know what it is about the cadence or perhaps the pitch of Tatum's voice,
but it's making it outside my headphones somehow.
I don't know what's happening.
Tatum, could I get you to talk a little differently?
Maybe with like an accent or something?
I wish that I had my voice mod because I was literally thinking about coming in.
I don't have my PC set.
Hold on. Let me give you my Kool-Aid man.
Okay. Ready?
Oh, yeah.
How's that?
That was pretty sick, actually.
Thank you.
That was pretty hot.
That was way better than I thought it was going to be.
That kind of hit me.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
No, that's what I call it.
No.
Is that Riz?
That's pretty hot, yeah.
What is Riz?
Walker, go watch that video after this, all right?
Walker, Riz is like, it's just Riz.
I don't know how to...
I'm like this early 30s boomer.
I don't know.
I feel so...
I'm not hip with the Us, you know?
So think of it just game, game.
Yeah.
Imagine...
Why don't you just say game then?
Why do you accept your makeup so many damn words?
Riz and swag.
Making it all...
It's more than just game.
It's got more than just game.
And what we kids call El Riz.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm the...
I'm...
What do they call it?
Adolf Rizler?
No.
Sorry.
I shouldn't have said that.
Pause.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, hold on.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Stop the recording.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, I'm getting so canceled.
Holy shit.
Everything was fine.
Everything was so fine.
I couldn't think of anything else.
Oh, my God.
Rizly won.
Anyways, Derek, don't you have a comedy podcast?
God, I gotta go, guys.
Anyway.
Moving on from Tatum's whatever that was.
Thanks, Derek.
Fucking Tatum.
I knew.
I knew you were going fuck off.
No.
And I knew it.
And you did.
You said it.
But seriously, like for like old men like myself, what the fuck is Riz?
Also, Derek, this counts as your time.
Just so you know, this counts as your time.
Fuck you, fuck you, Walker.
It doesn't matter.
I'm dipping into your time.
Derek, but like really, what are you going to talk about?
I really want to know.
Well, I'm kind of pissed because you assholes are like you're laughing, you're joking, you're
having a good time.
How am I supposed to follow this with serious shit?
Just cry, dude, just cry.
I was going to have a serious fucking conversation.
And now I'm like, oh my.
Well, you know what?
Thank you, Tatum, for fucking bombing it because now I can literally have a fucking serious
conversation after that shit.
Otherwise, I was going to be worried.
But now you've done fucked up.
So I'm going to go again.
Gave him the old Rizzle Dizzle.
I'm actually surprised it took him this long.
That's a pretty good time.
Like you are going so far.
You're so close.
So Rizz means gamer swag.
How?
It's like, it's like like charisma.
That comes from charisma.
Oh, it does.
Hold on.
I can save this.
You can't.
I mean, I just I just don't take them.
I'm cheers in my monitor right now.
Same.
I don't know.
You heard me.
I just feel like I thought it was going to be sooner than that.
Like I really thought he was going to fuck up earlier.
God, dude, I can't believe it.
We could have had like a bet on that.
Like I could have gone.
We should have gone for really long.
So much easier.
You know, in the first 15 minutes, last 15 minutes, when was Tatum fucking up?
God.
I'm going to be like Nostradness, like questionnaire.
I really hope that Aubrey isn't here.
Girl, that's why she fucking ignored you.
She's not.
You know what?
Aubrey is a Nostradilus user.
I can get you the hookup.
Oh, I guess that's over.
Wait, hold on.
I think because my.
Wait, guys, I can't hear anything.
What's going on?
Now that he can't hear anything, let me tell you what I really think about Tatum.
That son of a bitch.
You know, what kind of asshole wears a bulletproof vest with no shirt underneath?
That's all I know.
No, honestly, that that's a power move right there.
I respect that.
All right.
Hey, guys.
Hey, he's back.
Wait, what's what just happened in the past?
What just happened in the past?
Like 10 seconds, we were insulting you and complimenting you as a little bit of both.
OK, just like I need compliments.
I'm at the end of my rope walker.
I'm I'm down.
So horrendous.
Oh, I'm so heartbroken right now, guys.
This really hurt.
He's been talking about this one girl this whole time.
I'm just.
I know.
I was pretty.
What?
Oh, I cannot believe this is happening.
I only think about when I started ignoring them.
I'm going to get a cold side with him sliding into Aubrey's DMs.
Yes, it really does.
I did.
Oh, my God.
Fumbled to them.
I got you, Tatum.
I got you.
What does that even mean, Derek?
He's hooking you up.
You got to learn.
OK.
How much longer do we have?
I'm giving Derek his time back because 10 minutes is too long for me to stay here.
I swear this whole thing was just how to reject how many Roya.
Seriously, you need it, man.
You know, but you're doing well.
We we toasted each other's monitors on the right path.
Roya, I love you.
Wow.
There it is.
You know.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Tatum, we know you do.
Holy shit.
This is wild.
I just can't be her.
I'm sorry.
The disrespect is amazing.
Oh, I love it.
Guys, I haven't said sorry this whole time.
This whole hour.
I haven't said I'm sorry once.
Yeah, Roya, low key.
I am proud of you for that.
You don't have to apologize for shit.
Anyone who tells you to do can go eat a bag of dicks.
I was so nervous the whole time.
No street and I was just sitting there.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry.
Sorry, guys.
She would literally come up to me and be like, Hey, Tatum, I'm sorry.
I'm like, Hey, you didn't do anything.
So Tatum, you apologize just as much.
I know.
Listen, I know.
I'm just.
Oh, that's where we're meant to be together.
I'm sorry.
God, the sparks are flying tonight in the frog nest.
Frog talk, excuse me.
Frog talk nest.
24 hour frog-a-thon.
You know what?
I'm going to stay up for a while and listen to these next few.
We have to.
Damn it.
I don't know if you're going to, Derek, I don't know if you're going to want to listen to the next one.
It seems like.
You know what?
The neck.
You know, why don't you fucking send me some more footster fucking Zappertisements?
Wait, how do you do that?
You know what?
Honestly, I will.
I know.
Because it's actually a good model.
I just like fucking with you.
Did you, Derek, did you, did you read my piece today?
I did.
I read, I read earlier in your.
I call, I call it a piece because I think that's what like serious, serious journalists.
You're.
I didn't even try to move that one.
I'm sorry.
Existing models fucking suck.
And this is a brand new, you know, paradigm shift.
I like it.
I do.
I will say that Derek came into the girls' nest the other week and he was like trying
to get us all to post our feet more.
What are you talking about?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
My wife is coming downstairs.
Chill with his feet.
Talk.
I just, I heard.
You know what?
It just explodes.
You ladies are really fucking with me because fucking Marie posts her feet.
Marie posted her thought, like a picture for thighs.
It was nice.
Oh, it was.
Oh, yeah.
The thighs.
It was nice.
But why am I getting tagged?
Because we all know you're a thigh guy.
I did not.
I swear you did.
We were literally, you joined in.
You joined in and you were like, what about thighs, guys?
We could do anything.
Maybe I did.
Y'all, y'all remember the hot dogs or legs trend?
Yeah.
I do.
I'm a good simpler times.
Yeah.
All right.
Wait, the what?
I'm sorry.
I just cut out for.
Tatum, you're too young for this, Tatum.
This is like 10 years ago when you were in elementary school.
Just Google hot dogs or legs.
Marie's down there.
Marie, your legs are pretty hot earlier.
I liked it.
Hot dogs or legs.
Hot.
I bred hot dogs or legs.
All right.
Listen.
Wait.
You what?
You're talking about breeding.
Are you talking about breeding?
You're talking about breeding.
Who did you breed with?
Yeah, I got another word for you guys.
So, what?
No, Derek, it's okay.
We'll stay up here.
Don't worry.
Walker, when you were talking about Tatum and the best, there's you call that there's
a word for that.
So that's called unspoken Riz.
That's what?
That's what it is.
That's two words.
You put it together.
It's a whole word.
Unspoken Riz.
That's one of the only photos I have of Dos Chica was like Tatum with his shirt off and
the armor on.
Wow.
Armor on.
Nice, Roya.
Nice.
Does it stay on during sex?
That's what I have a question.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Wait.
I just missed another another 10 seconds.
My Wi-Fi is screwed up.
I just heard I heard best and then I heard Roya say, does it stay on during sex?
And the answer is yes.
All right.
The best.
OK, so 20 seconds.
It's not even close.
Well, then.
OK, great.
Yeah, sorry about that one.
They're super high.
Oh no.
There we go.
Do those two words have the same meaning?
Yes.
They do.
Oh don't.
But not έχido.
Oh no.
OK.
First one.
getting that walker all right i can see where this is going to make sense it's all coming together it's all coming together
let me say one thing i when we were on the beach together we were in the ocean i literally saw you guys coming out of the ocean together i'm like uh oh things are happening
that's when it went wrong because he goes yeah no i didn't say it you know that was not
oh my gosh listen so roya roya literally i i talked about i talked about my girlfriend sorry former ex-girlfriend never
i did i started barking you guys i swear to god every day hey tell your dog i miss her uh i mean
oh it's a boy dog i know but nala isn't a girl uh what uh so roya was like where's your girlfriend
i said she's at home and she goes oh you have a girlfriend and i was like oh god this is this is
going downhill real fast i was like yeah i do and then that was that and then two weeks later she
left me so uh what's up i'd just like to make an announcement my wife has joined me she can hear
jesus christ we should stop talking about how much you like thighs and feet oh okay we should probably
do that no i would really like to push this off on eric she's so beautiful she is just wanted to tell you that
so i know her thighs and feet be killing hold on yeah they do she's laughing right now but i know
she likes it oh god this is insane this is crazy all right so derrick as you just since you requested
we'll stay up with you for the next hour i mean i i i you assholes i had a serious conversation plan
what was it about oh i what was it about oscar or something yeah i was going i was you know i was
talking about nes roadmaps i was talking about me losing katie's like private keys you know what i've
got the road i've got the roadmap for you you're gonna keep fucking killing it you're gonna keep
making it better you and semi are fucking awesome dudes and you're gonna keep crushing it roadmap
done let's get on the funds you know you missed a few key points but but they generally you're not
wrong there we go let's what's the backlog look like like the backlog looks like we semi is an
amazing developer and he's motivated by sats that's what the backlog looks like semi is fucking like
dude you know what gives me so much like hope or like not just no stir but like not to get serious
here i'll be funny in a second is where what you have to shut up two minutes we get serious
okay okay fine then in that case until then um what do semi's feet look like
you know what wait wait wait wait wait up here soon i'll have a serious question i have a serious
question i have a serious question oh no no you don't yes i do walker no you don't is ma going
to implement nip 95 jack ma no ma jack ma from china what you meant ma like the movie with octavia
spencer no ma ma holy shit pay to ma you lost me man what are you saying what are you asking what
are you asking what are you confused about what she said i don't know what ma is my balls all right
let's keep going you didn't even make a these nuts joke correctly jesus how was i going to make just
a you know all right because you should have said oh is is dn gonna implement nip 95 tatum i just
want to be like what's dn and you'd be like these nuts and that's tatum i just let katie know about
your mistake earlier and she gave me a side eye oh god well rightly so i mean yeah no i deserve
that i deserve that she's a virtuous woman that was she's laughing now you know i can't believe
this i hey what's up i'm sorry i do want to say i was really happy when she joined nosta like that
was such a good day i was like yes finally it was nice it was it was oh look at that 11 o'clock all
right guys well you know yeah i'm gonna get the hell out of here anyway to take your open what i
was gonna say is well now that we're serious what gives me so much hope for not just no stir but for
the fucking world is that there are people like semi there are people like you there are people
like will there are people like pablo there are so many incredible developers who are building things
out in the open that genuinely make all of our lives better and that gives me so much joy and
so much hope and i appreciate you all now how about those feet yeah closing remarks real quick
i will say listen i'm kind of an idiot all right and y'all know that but at the same time i'm also
kind of smart sometimes a little bit really wow hey roya can walker can you shut up um
when are you gonna bring out the smart part we're just waiting for it okay all right i just want to
say that as a non-dev i still value these sort of implementations not why wouldn't why wouldn't you
value holy crap can i please talk a little weird to say okay no all right i do not know fuck about
shit all right but everyone is still giving their value who is who does know fuck about shit such as
derrick such as simi such as will such as other devs uh kieran like i'm talking literally there's
too many to name i wish that i could give them all of my money but i cannot uh because i also have to
eat um but i just want to thank everyone who is making this and building this so i can do this
kind of bullshit um because like i like i just i love y'all y'all are fun y'all y'all are y'all are
building gateways for me to do this and have fun with y'all and i don't take anything for granted i
wish that i could you know just like like i said i wish i could give you all of my sats but i am
too greedy and i want to stack sats but i still i still have sats um but seriously shut up um i'm
just glad you have a platform to make your hitler jokes on oh my god no tatum all right and i want
you all thank you all tatum i want you to know that i only fuck with you because i love you i
really do that's why that's why i gave you all sorts of all sorts of hugs at nastrica because
i do love you man so i fuck with you because i love you thank you for letting me come i gave you
a lot of hugs you were also kind of a little reach around from time to time
all right hot tamale got tatum talking in the dog's parking i did want to say thank you guys um
i know i'm not a developer i was not like a like i didn't know any of you guys and i know you guys
like are all so like like cool and you guys do things and you guys are i didn't know what
bitcoin was and you guys just like all are like so big and cool and so thank you for welcoming me
is that a bad joke no it's just called me big okay stop okay for real like thank you for welcoming
me and like being so kind and like i that's probably one of the reasons why i was so awkward
at nastrica i was just like oh man these people are all so cool but thank you for thinking i'm
i'm not cool but thank you for thinking i am good enough to be surrounded by you guys you mighty
plebs so thank you roya we're lucky enough to be we're lucky enough to have you around us
you gotta your your cool shit you i don't your you are riz am i doing that right
i don't you guys i still don't know what it means i'm sorry i'm not gonna get it
like it's just not gonna work just an announcement i am trying to get to bitcoin miami now that just
feels like a new thing just roya that's awesome i'll be there hey if you will be there um i mean
jay won't oh my god you should come i yeah it's in the process but it might happen so uh if you
actually plan on going to the conference um for 450 bucks a swan bitcoin has tickets available
oh i was about to say i'm selling my ga pass if you want it roya i'll see you okay slay um thank
you for all your guys's support and love wait right you're leaving the stage because no derek
wanted us to stay up i mean you're you assholes were literally supposed to leave four minutes ago
oh really where's the mod where's where's the mod yo i just got a dm from derek that said i'm
literally going to kill you what is this blue sky derek asking for the mods my god dude
devs do something seriously wait i'm i'm on the devs wait you are you you you really have a
mod badge i mean you can kick me off i can literally i can what's this button do move to audience
oh hey derek did i mention how much i appreciate you and just i'll move him back i'll move him back
that was the greatest example of centralization i have ever seen in my life it is not noster nests
is centralized that was one of my talking points noster nests is centralized like wait wait derek
we'll be quiet now we'll be quiet i swear to god we'll be quiet and you gotta donate you know or
you get moved to the audience that's where we're at now damn okay hey i already donated i want to
say that i donated uh 50 000 sat so uh i i can stay up here for the rest of the night actually
and please can you just stop talking because the dog is going off like i hear his i hear his dog
barking i'm so sorry everyone it's it's tatum's fault i'm sorry you know like you want to say hi
to everybody yet hi everyone hi there you go there she is well you know if this was video chat you
would see my beautiful wife crocheting wait what are you what are you making katie tell it to her
what are you making a super mario blanket for a baby oh is it for hold on hold on i wasn't going
to talk because walker was going to get mad at me but listen super mario we got to talk about that
oh no so here's the deal if any walker whenever you and carl why'd you knock my headphone out
why do you have like walker sorry about that walker we have your husband husband and wife issue
yeah i know how it is brother yes walker and carla whenever you decide to do the thing that makes
baby mine is called sex how does it work what you do is you stick uh so i don't think they ever did
that before well you don't want to do it until you're ready oh okay let's go but when you're
but when you're ready and you have a baby katie will make you guys a beautiful orange and purple
right you're volunteering for all sorts of shit today yeah that's how this that's how this
relationship works honey uh she will make you a beautiful handmade handcrafted baby blanket
it should that's you know and what will you do derek but derek quick question i'm just
trying i'm trying to donate to noster nests and it's denominated in fiat so i'm just feeling a
little weird about that it's denominated in petrodollars well here's the thing here's the
thing semi's node went down because it you know this is a whole other story it goes down every
like two days right he's having problems with his ln bits but it goes down a lot so i just spun up my
my node real quick so you know what if you got to denominate in in uh in dirty petrodollars dirty
petrodollars you're gonna have to do the currency that funds so much death and destruction around
the world you want to pay actually i think that there's actually you know it's been eight minutes
and i'm still letting you guys up on my stage you can you know it's okay i'm supposed i'm
just doing it right now though so i can stay you know you know what maybe i should do that if you
want to stay on stage you gotta donate 21 does it work on wait darick guess how much i just saying
just guess guess guess the numbers i'm looking to see if there's a footster uh uh message and i don't
know i couldn't i couldn't embed any content in it because of this these petrodollars that were
be can i just zap you darick and then you do it because you know what you know what roya i'll
accept it thank you i'm just it's not working i'm gonna i'm gonna so get off stage darick i'm trying
to tell you that i'm leaving okay all right you don't have to look tatum you can actually stay
come on you can stay but i just want to say just so everybody knows any any donate donations that
actually go to