Wow, I forgot that it was me this week.
I was gonna say speak the hell up, Rose.
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
Oh my god, as you can see, I am like totally killing it.
Yeah, come on.
That's one word for it.
Oh come on, that was amazing.
Oh shit.
Alright, what's up bros?
I'm Jonathan.
And I'm Caleb.
And we're a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews
out there with as little bias as possible.
Welcome to the All Bros.
This week on the podcast we got one item with 4k spotlight, a movie that I was surprised
that I was considering that I did not like the first one whatsoever.
But we'll get into that.
And then we got nothing for Through the Wall.
So after that we'll be jumping into our headliner which will be our breakdown of Transformers
of the Beasts.
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Alright so jumping into 4k spotlight.
We got one movie coming out this week and that would be Avatar The Way of Water.
Like I said I enjoyed this one way more than I did the first one.
I was not a fan whatsoever.
Honestly.
Okay, that's maybe being a little too harsh.
Like don't get me wrong.
The graphics were incredible.
Everything like that.
I just didn't give a shit really about the characters.
I do not like the character of Jake Sully.
Like you have no idea how glad I am that his kids are more so the focus in this movie than
he is.
Because I actually enjoy his kids.
His kids are actually good characters.
But yeah so anyway with this.
So I'm going to actually start off.
So first off the first Avatar is coming to 4k on the same day.
It's not getting a steelbook or anything.
It's just getting a regular 4k release.
But I have to admit this is some pretty cool artwork.
That is some pretty bitching artwork.
Like okay say what you will about the Avatar movies.
Visuals.
They kill it with visuals.
Like there's no other art in that.
Yeah.
For me who's a freaking Avatar hater like you can't I can't argue that the Avatar visuals
are amazing.
It's a movie that's absolute shit.
I don't dude I don't know you might like the way of water.
You might man.
Dude I'm so freaking bitter James Cameron for what he did to end him.
Dude I am too.
But like I kind of hated that I enjoyed Avatar 2 as much as I did.
But at the same time like it's a really damn good sequel and I enjoyed it way more than
the first one.
That's the worst.
I freaking hate when that happens.
I know right.
It's like you want to hate something but you're just like I can't because it's actually good.
Dude that's how I feel with freaking Scorsese.
Like every all his like Marvel hating stuff like I've watched a movie before and like
not even realize that it was his but I forget what movie it was but I was watching him like
damn that was like a really good movie and then it showed Martin Scorsese and I'm like
damn it.
Son of a bitch.
I hate when that happens dude.
I freaking hate it.
Dude I get it.
Yeah so that's just the wow that's the Avatar 4k release that's coming out.
The only thing that I don't like about this is it's a white slipcover and I don't love
white slipcovers because they get dirty so damn fast.
But it is pretty damn cool.
Will I pick it up?
I don't know.
We'll see.
I plan on picking up the second one on 4k.
I don't know about the first one.
But anyway starting off with Avatar the Way of Water.
First up we got the Best Buy exclusive steelbook which shocking to I'm sure a lot of people
out there I will not be picking up the steelbook because I actually like the 4k art better.
I'll give you that.
This is kind of not good.
Right I'm you know this proves how much I do not like his character.
Biggest reason why I won't be picking this up is Jake's soul is front and center.
I hate his character.
I don't know what it is.
I hate his character.
So yeah that's the Best Buy exclusive steelbook.
Next up we got just the regular blu ray which is this was just the theatrical release poster.
It's the whole floating.
So someone pointed this out and I want your opinion.
How do you feel about the whole floating head poster thing?
It honestly it depends on the movie.
That's fair.
Let's let's compare this to how the Super Mario Bros movie did it because they also
did a floating head poster.
Thoughts which is better.
I am going to say Mario and it's because it's kind of like because they build a shape where
like it's kind of like a diamond with their care.
That's a good point.
Yeah where they have Bowser at the top and then it's like Peach then Mario Luigi and
they kind of like work themselves down to smaller and smaller.
Actually flip flop that sorry goes Bowser then Mario Luigi them each.
Okay sure.
Whatever the case may be it's like it's come on man.
It's diamond shaped.
Yeah I like that because Avengers Endgame did that with their poster.
Did Infinity War do that too?
I'm pretty sure Infinity War did too but I mean that this is this is an episode all on
its own talking about freaking covers and posters dude but yeah like I like when it's
building a shape where unlike this everyone's kind of like just I mean it kind of gives
it away like if you look at the cover like it has the the major thing of it being a circle
and I don't I don't like it as much.
The floating head thing I think is just overdone in general but I think it is something like
specifically for the the cover art on this that wasn't this looked like it was just screenshots
taken from the movie and just kind of like blended together.
Fair enough.
Like it doesn't show any sort of like considerable effort where a lot like the John Wick ones
though like from last week those looked like they had like considerable effort put into
them.
Dude speaking of John Wick apparently so Lionsgate decided to pull a fast one and they actually
or maybe it was just Best Buy I don't know I don't know the full story but someone released
John Wick chapter four instead of releasing it on Tuesday they released it on Saturday
so literally literally when a lot of people wanted to go get the Best Buy steelbook on
Tuesday it was already sold out.
Lane.
I know right that's some bullshit like come on at least let people know.
I don't know if that was the case with every store it might have been because when I went
out into the stores on Tuesday they had the Blu-ray of exclusive of John Wick at Walmart
but they didn't have the 4k which actually we didn't play this out and I didn't even
notice that they weren't actually slip covers those were also steelbooks.
Really?
Yeah so that made them even freaking cooler I didn't buy it because you know I if if I
ever do decide to get the John Wick movies I want them in a whole damn collection.
Right so but yeah that was kind of bullshit with Lionsgate like come on guys.
Yeah that sucks.
Next up exclusive wise it's the exact same Blu-ray cover but now it's a Walmart exclusive
that is the 4k version of it.
Dude how lazy.
But it's lenticular but it's lenticular you gotta remember that it's lenticular.
What's lenticular mean?
It's like 3d like 3d effect.
Who cares?
I do I freaking love lenticular slip covers I don't care about this one.
Oh the slip cover is I thought you meant like the cover was.
Oh no no the slip cover like the this cover yeah I'll I'll do that those those 3d covers
are pretty cool.
Dude but how freaking lazy can you get?
All you did was change the the bottom picture like instead of it being like a full like
water dragon what whatever the hell those things are.
So it's uh I think that's one of Jake's sons flying on whatever the hell that thing is.
Yeah so basically the water dragon fly.
The water dragon fly.
Yeah and this bullshit it's the same background picture just different whatever the hell that
like water creature that is.
Dude that's such bullshit I hate that.
Oh man.
So Caleb will not be picking up this for.
No you're lucky if he even watched the movie.
Okay speaking of no offense man but you are not that great at adding digital codes to
your collection.
I know I haven't done it in a hot minute.
I I need to get on it.
No offense I love you to death man but like sometimes I'm like too lazy to like open up
a blu ray and put it in so I'm like oh you know like I know it gave Caleb the voodoo
code for it so let's just watch it there.
It's not even on there I gave it to him months ago.
I know I I'm gonna once I get done editing and everything tomorrow I'll I'll go in and
like just pound through them.
You don't have to I'm just giving you shit man.
Honestly it benefits you more than it does me of course.
Fair.
But after this we got I already showed that we got the blu ray 3d version of Avatar the
way of water.
Better.
Yes I don't plan on picking up this version because Jake solely is front and center and
I don't give a shit about him.
Is this artwork or is that picture?
What do you mean?
Is it like is that a picture of him or is that like art?
I think that's a picture of him.
Okay that's I mean it could be art.
That's lame.
Yeah if it was if it was artwork like I think that would be a lot better.
Like it looks cool like especially for like the 3d kind of offering that 3d effect to
like making it look like it's coming out of the thing like it's cool.
Yeah but meh.
Alright fair enough.
I think yes I actually really like this cover art.
I don't I don't know why I mean it's probably because you know Jake solely is nowhere to
be found.
That one's dumb too.
I got it.
Really I actually really like this one.
I like that it's his two sons and then the love interest for one of his sons.
It's really sad that I don't know these names but whatever.
So I don't know if I'm gonna pick it up on release day but when I do inevitably pick
up Avatar the Way of Water I definitely want to pick it up.
Fair enough.
Because even though Caleb thinks it's stupid I like it.
I will admit it is very.
It's plain.
I've just never seen a movie release being like oh we're gonna make like the whole slip
cover blue but then like have a little screenshot.
I don't know why I'm using my finger.
Yeah we're gonna have the whole background blue but then right in the middle we're gonna
have a screenshot from the movie.
It kind of looks out of place right.
It looks very much out of place.
But I guess you know James Cameron's gonna James Cameron so.
For real.
For frickin real.
But yeah so that is that is it for 4k spotlight.
If you guys are planning on picking up Avatar the Way of Water that's what you got.
Oh yeah.
Cool.
Like you're heading this one up dude.
Sorry man.
Jesus.
God I suck.
Well Caleb what do you say we move on to our headliner of the.
Let's see.
Let's do it.
Alright so before we get into our headliner which is our breakdown of Transformers Rise
of the Beasts we asked a question of the week on our social media and I believe that.
We did.
Yeah we got a few.
Alright so for those of you that don't know on social media mainly TikTok and Instagram
and occasionally YouTube we post a question of the week and that is related to this movie
in some way shape or form.
And so this week the question that we asked in regards to Transformers Rise of the Beasts
we asked what animal would you like to see a Transformers version of.
And we got a few responses so Rose and I are going to pick our top five and read those.
And we have a significant amount of these to pick from.
Yes we do.
On TikTok alone we have 594 answers.
God damn.
Yeah no shit.
We got more comments than we did freaking likes on that and that's like.
Yeah 617 comments.
So yeah.
And we did get one over on Instagram that I've gotten my top 10 so.
I just like finally found my number one and I'm just like yes.
Alright so let's start off with our number fives.
Sure.
Just because it's like simple but like I'd be very interested to see it.
A turtle and that because someone said a tortoise and then someone else said a turtle but I'm
just going to go with a turtle.
And the turtle was put in by insider underscore 826.
Dude that actually would be pretty badass especially like once he transformed like if the shell
comes off and he uses it as a shield.
Aw dude.
That'd be bitchin'.
Don't give Hasbro any ideas for their next Transformers line.
Yeah no joke.
Yeah my number five is from a Travis Smith on Instagram.
He's trungo23.
He said I'd like another Dinobot based on a Spinosaurus.
Oh yeah.
That'd be super cool.
That'd be badass.
That'd be super badass dude.
Yeah I freaking love that idea.
Like especially like I always try to imagine like what this would look like.
Like if they were Transformers but what I would imagine is like when the Spinosaurus
transforms is that the tail turns into like a flail.
Oh yeah okay.
Yeah that's good.
I think that'd be bitchin'.
Yeah that really would be.
Alright what's your next one?
Number four for me coming from, I'm going to butcher your name I'm sorry, Ismael Ajata
15 and they said I want a Velociraptor.
That'd be pretty bitchin'.
Yeah I can definitely agree with that.
Alright my number four and this one's just because it made me kind of laugh at the thought
of it is from Blue Cat Ninja Clan who said platypus.
Yes.
And the reason.
He's coming to get a hat.
Dude that would be freaking hilariously a Transformer.
Like the reason it made me laugh and the reason it got into my top five is because what I
imagine is like a Phineas and Ferb situation with like Dr. Doofensmurtz.
Oh my god.
Like Perry the transforming platypus.
Dude do you know that if Phineas and Ferb was still going and Disney had the rights
to Transformers yeah that whole special would have already happened.
Oh straight up dude.
They could have made that a whole damn movie I feel with how you know innovative Phineas
and Ferb are so like when it comes to like a franchise it would have made sense to just
make Transformers and Phineas and Ferb like a freaking full length movie.
That could be the third Phineas and Ferb movie.
There you go.
That'd be awesome.
All right what's your number three?
Number three it's coming from God of the Dark Universe a buffalo.
That would be pretty sick.
Yeah right.
Yeah I like that one a lot.
Um all right mine's from Juice World 999 who said a snake.
Classic I could definitely see it.
That'd be terrifying.
I know like I imagine it being like a Decepticon but like I think that'd be badass dude.
Yeah dude that really would.
Like I think that'd look so freaking scary like just like a giant ass freaking snake.
Yeah that'd be sick.
All right what's your number two?
Number two for me is coming from Lunar and they said a Tasmanian devil.
That would be pretty good.
All right that'd be super super.
I just had my number two.
Lost it.
Damn.
I hate that.
Yeah um I mean we've gotten a few repeats like a platypus, a wolf, shark, tiger.
All right here's one.
Uh all right I really liked it.
It wasn't the other one but it's a good it's another good one.
It's from Gamer Crafter2007 who said a hedgehog.
Oh that's a really good one.
Yeah like I could imagine that being like a an Autobot and then like one that like has
spikes on his back and then like when he transforms he transforms until like goes when he does
his hedgehog form he like curls into a ball and just all the spikes like shoot out.
Bro that would look so cool.
Yeah dude that would look so badass.
All right number one for oh sorry.
Yeah you're number one.
Uh number one for me has come from Quickswitch.
This will just be such a cool ass mashup.
Buffalo version of Bonecrusher but as a Maximal.
That would be pretty cool.
Dude bring in Bonecrusher to anything and I'm in.
I freaking hated that he died so fast in the first one.
Like don't get me wrong the way that the way the Optimus killed him was badass but still
I freaking hated that he didn't get to be in the final battle.
That freaking sucked.
So anyway to bring back Bonecrusher I'm in.
Oh all right okay I found my my my number one.
That is from Lucius Portillo 310 who said a blue ring octopus.
It is very specific and I love it.
Dude I think the idea of an octopus transformer is the shit.
Like especially like what you could do with that like I would have it be like something
like uh like Nebula like with her arm in Guardians 3.
Like yeah have it be something like that but when they go to punch like if someone comes
and grabs their arm like his arm like splits into into how like it could split into four
pieces like each arm splits into four and then he can use those other arms to freaking
bushwhack people.
Like I think that'd be the shit.
Dude that'd be so sick.
And then his octopus form he's just like a big ass freaking octopus grabs people and
just like flings them.
Like I think that'd be so cool.
Agreed.
I imagine what I imagine like happening like in a super cinematic moment is like he's in
his uh transformer form and he like is like running across a building like chasing down
like a helicopter and then he jumps off transforms into an octopus and then just like crack and
hugs the helicopter and takes that shit down like.
Yeah that would be pretty badass I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah that'd be definitely not one I ever would have thought of but no it's my favorite.
Yeah dude honestly let's face it the some of the the transformers of these people uh
the other ones that we've gotten throughout the franchise.
Dude absolutely.
Dude because most of them suck.
They do suck.
Freaking I'm just gonna uh throw one out there Mohawk and uh I already forgot the name the
last night freaking do not call Megatron M-Tron.
He is Megatron leader of the Decepticons.
That's what he is.
He ain't no M-Tron.
Don't give him.
You show him some damn respect.
Exactly yeah exactly.
Yeah well I think that's both of our top fives right?
Yep yeah.
Yeah so thank you to everyone that answered our question of the week we really appreciate
it um and then big shout outs to those people that we we just called out like you guys had
some freaking killer answers and to anyone else who answered like what they answered
like there's no way for us to go through damn near 600 comments just to like to find out
what everyone said because they're like I said there were a whole lot of repeats.
Yeah lots and lots.
That's okay.
Yeah.
That is okay.
So.
But thank you.
Yeah.
So yeah.
Okay.
Well uh let's move on to the main event.
That is not what it is.
Headliner god damn it.
Headliner of the evening which our breakdown of Transformers Rise of the Beast.
Caleb would you like to let people know how we break down movies on this podcast?
I would love to.
So if you are new to our breakdown system we have split movies into eight different
categories that we individually score to come to a final all bros letter grade.
The eight categories that we are that we score are story, writing, acting, character development,
effects, music, costumes, and then we give it our own personal score at the very end.
All of those numbers get magically added up and split through our algorithm and gives
us a letter grade to compare this movie to as well as a percentage that we use to compare
this movie to others like within its grades.
The percentage doesn't really matter but it is kind of fun to see where these rank and
it's fun to piss people off.
Very true.
Yeah so if you have not seen Transformers Rise of the Beast I'm going to say this isn't
really one that can get spoiled.
Fair yeah I can definitely.
Yeah like I think everyone kind of has an idea of what Transformers is.
It is not very it's not a very big story.
So yeah like spoiler alert but anyway if you're not seeing it and you want to avoid spoilers
you don't have to but yeah but we will be spoiling the entire freaking movie for you
with our favorite segment that we like to call reading with Rose.
To ease as Caleb always likes to point out.
So without further ado Rose would you like to read this?
I would love to.
The homeworld of the Maximals an advanced race of Cybertronians with beast modes comes
under attack from the planet eating dark god Unicron.
His heralds the Terrorcons and an army of Predacon.
So many freaking cons like god damn.
An army of Predacon scorpions led by Scourge or Scourge?
Do you remember?
Pretty sure it was Scourge.
It was Scourge.
By Scourge seek to obtain for their master the Maximals greatest piece of technology
the Transwarp Key which can open portals through space and time.
The maximal leader Appalinks sacrifices himself to allow the other Maximals to escape the
planet before Unicron devours it.
Now under the command of Optimus Primal the Maximals use the key to flee to Earth.
In 1994 Brooklyn ex-military electronics expert Noah Diaz struggles to find a job to support
his family and is convinced by his friend Reek to steal a Porsche 911 to sell only to
discover that the car is the Autobot Mirage in disguise.
Concurrently museum intern Elena Wallace studies an ancient statue of a Falcon bearing the
maximal symbol and accidentally breaks it open to reveal half of the Transwarp Key hidden
inside.
The key releases an energy pulse that is detected by Optimus Prime who summons the other Autobots.
Mirage is contacted in the middle of Noah's attempted theft and Noah is roped into the
robots mission to recover the key so they can use it to return to their homeworld Cybertron.
Drawn by the key's signature the Terrorcons arrive on Earth and Elena is caught up in
the conflict when the villains attack the Autobots outside the museum.
Scourge deactivates Bumblebee and steals the key half before the maximal Eraser arrives
and drives him off.
Eraser explains to the Autobots that the Maximals have been hiding on Earth for thousands of
years and split the Transwarp Key into two to keep it out of Unicron's hands.
Despite the danger, Optimus Prime is insistent that the key be reassembled so the Autobots
can use it to return home while Noah secretly plots to destroy the key in order to return
to Earth.
Studies allow her to deduce that the other half of the key must be located in a hidden
temple in Peru and the group heads out aboard the rattle trap cargo plane Autobot Stratosphere.
In Peru they meet up with locally stationed Autobot Wheeljack who leads them to the temple
but it is soon discovered that the other half of the key is not.
The Terrorcons attack once again and the battle ends with Scourge corrupting Eraser with Unicron's
dark energy.
Subsequently the Autobots meet Optimus Primal and the other Maximals who explain that they
moved the second half of the key and trusting it to a human tribe they have worked with.
Scourge's corruption overtakes Eraser driving her mad and Primal is forced to kill her to
save Elena.
In the chaos Noah attempts to destroy the second half of the key but is convinced not
to by Optimus only for it to instead be stolen by Scourge who then reassembles the two halves
atop a volcano erecting a tower and opening a portal above earth through which Unicron
will soon arrive.
Seeing where their self-serving motives have led them Optimus Prime and Noah agree to work
together to defeat the forces of evil.
While the Autobots and Maximals battle the Terrorcons and Predacons Noah and Elena sneak
in close to the Transwarp key planning to deactivate it with an access code Elena has
uncovered.
In the battle Mirage is gravely wounded by Scourge but transform his damaged body into
a powered exosuit for Noah so they can fight together.
Seriously where the hell was that during other Transformers movies but whatever?
Dude no shit.
Like when that first happened I'm like BULLSHIT.
Where the hell was that when Sam was the main character of this franchise?
I'm sure he would have loved that shit when it came to some of the final fights that he
was in.
Dude no lie.
No lie whatsoever.
The energy pulse released by the key activates a dormant energon deposit beneath the valley
where Bumblebee was kept which infuses his deactivated body with energon and restores
him to life.
His revival turned the tide of the battle.
Optimus Prime kills Scourge but not before the latter damages the control console to
prevent it from being shut down.
Willing to sacrifice himself Prime destroys the key and collapses the portal but Noah
and Primal are able to save him from being sucked into the ploiding vortex.
In the aftermath of the conflict the Autobots now without means to return to Cybertron proclaim
Earth as their new home and vow to continue protecting it along with the Maximals.
Elena receives recognition for discovering the temple in Peru while Noah attends an interview
for a security job but finds he is actually being invited to join the secret government
organization G.I.
Joe.
That was so dumb.
In a mid credit scene Noah manages to repair God damn it repair Mirage using junk Porsche
parts from Reek who learns that the car is a transformer.
That ending.
It was a lot.
Dude, you know we're trying to keep Transformers alive but you know what let's try to bring
another franchise back in.
G.I.
Joe everybody what do you think?
This is just gonna start a freaking Mattel universe.
I mean I don't know if that can happen considering there's already a Barbie movie but it looks
like Warner Brothers owned the rights to Barbie so they can't have Barbie in it and that sucks.
Barbie is Mattel.
I'd like to know or not Mattel Hasbro.
Oh yeah Hasbro I'm sorry.
Yeah I'm freaking dumb.
Oh dude what else is Hasbro besides Transformers and G.I.
Joe?
What else do they make?
Yeah I can't think of anything else up here.
I know Hasbro is like a bunch of different toys well duh but.
So no.
So okay so they own Power Rangers it looks like.
Oh yeah they do.
Mr. Potato Head, My Little Pony.
That's what I want.
Did I say Power Rangers?
Yeah Power Rangers.
Yeah you did.
They own the toy rights for a lot.
I mean they have Guardians of the Galaxy on here.
Dude if we had an MCU crossover with the freaking Transformers would be the bomb.
True I'm sorry I don't think it's ever gonna happen.
I don't either but dude how sick would that be?
That would be so sick I'm not gonna lie.
Hey maybe these movies would actually be good.
Yeah freaking let's see Furbies.
Oh dude can we please get a Furby movie.
I want to see if they.
Ah yep they're uh they've Thunder Cats fall under Hasbro.
No shit.
That's funny actually.
That's I kind of love that.
Apparently the I don't know if this is true.
I mean the Ninja Turtles are under the.
What?
Like Hasbro has Ninja Turtle toys but I don't know if they're like part of.
So if this is just starting like a Hasbro cinematic universe like the Power Rangers
exist the G.I.
Joe exists, Transformers, the freaking Thunder Cats, the Ninja Turtles.
Dude if they go this route and they're just like fine we're going all freaking cheesy.
I'm 100% here for it.
Now the whole G.I.
Joe reveal I am only okay with that reveal.
I thought it was cool.
I'm only okay with it if they reboot.
If this is not a reboot I'm not I don't like it because whatever yeah anything that they've
done with the G.I.
Joe universe has freaking not been good.
I won't say it's trash because I mean there is some like cool stuff about it but in terms
of it being like no it's it's not quite trash it's trash for G.I.
Joe.
All right fair.
I mean I wouldn't know because I never watched the show as any of the toys so I could give
two shits about G.I.
Joe.
So yeah when that was the when that was like the ending of the movie I'm like are you freaking
kidding me.
Like can we make a Transformers movie actually and like a Transformers movie and not set
up another franchise.
Like come on.
I mean this this universe has the potential to be really freaking dope if they just go
full cheese with it.
I guess we'll see how this movie performs.
Yeah like you mean to tell me that if somewhere down the line it was it turned into like the
Transformers team up with G.I.
Joe and the like and then the next movie it's like it sets up that the Power Rangers joined
the crew like you wouldn't watch that.
I'd watch the one that the Power Rangers are in so I would just skip the second one.
Yeah I'm going to be that petty.
Fair.
I mean petty's got a petty right.
Exactly.
Oh shit.
Anyway so getting into this story.
This I will say is one of the better Transformers movies that we've gotten recently.
Oh yeah absolutely.
I mean I will say like in like the last 10 years he is still the best one.
Oh easily.
But I feel it's because Bumblebee is not only just it's not only a good Transformers movie
it's a good movie in general.
But I don't know maybe it's just me because I don't really know a lot about the lore.
Like I never watched the show as a kid never saw the movie.
So anything besides like the Autobots and the Decepticons fighting each other I don't
know just doesn't interest me.
So when you bring in all of these other characters like any of like the bad guys that aren't
Decepticons I'm just like yeah I'm sorry I don't give a shit.
I only really just want to see Optimus and Megatron.
Really want to see.
Not saying that they were bad like um decent decent villains like definitely they're better
than some of the other bad guys that we've gotten in that because like I brought up earlier
freaking Mohawk and Transformers 5.
Like as the movies progressed the Decepticons literally just became a laughing stock.
So honestly I get why.
You know what?
This is what is the freaking uh when it's a movie that takes place before.
Prequel?
Prequel.
Thank you.
Um wow I don't know why I couldn't remember that word.
I'm sure when they were deciding how to bring Transformers and for how bad uh Michael Bay
effed up the Decepticons the Decepticons and the fifth bring in an entirely different an
entirely different bad guy or an entirely a species of villain I guess um with the Terracons
and uh you know for them it worked um but I just missed the Decepticons a little.
Yeah so I was looking up the the origin of the the Maximals and so what the the Maximals
are just a a line of Transformer toys that were made um called the Transformers.
Oh so they were never in the show?
I not from what I can see no.
They were just a a change that Hasbro made to the Transformers line called Beast War.
Oh okay interesting.
Yeah so they had um a bunch of different releases and I mean they had like McDonald's toys and
and other stuff um just like looking at it real quick it's just it doesn't look like
it started around 96 was the first year that they did the the line of Maximals.
Okay interesting.
So the the so they had Maximals and then Predacons.
Yeah so the Predacons were I think the like these were more um I think the Maximals and
Predacons were just animal versions of our classic uh Autobots.
Okay.
So Optimus Primal was like he kind of looked like a bat then there was a Rat Trap which
kind of has the look of Ratchet uh let's see Cheetor, Razor Beast, Dinobot and then the
Predacons there it's Megatron, Tarantulas, Iguanas, Waspinator, and Terror-Saur which
Terror-Saur looks like Starscream.
So I think these are just like animal versions of like our favorite Transformers.
Yeah so they have like a bunch of different different versions I'm trying to see if there's
like yeah they had like a bunch like they had some from McDonald's um let's see how
long did this.
So the the Beast Wars line ended in 2001.
Huh okay.
Yeah at least according to this like just trying to see if it doesn't look like yeah
so Optimus Primal has has switched around a lot like he originally looked like a bat
and then they like his most recent change in 01 nope that's not true in 98 he started
looking more like a gorilla.
Interesting.
He shoots missiles out of his butt.
The fu- okay.
That's funny.
Alright.
Yeah so it looks like there is a precedent but it's more they're following a toy line
not really anything in the show.
The show was just straight up Transformers, Autobots versus Decepticons.
So Beast Wars is where these guys come from.
Got it.
So it's it's own thing.
Okay that makes sense.
Yeah which I kind of actually really like.
I'm just saying.
I guess I'm just basic when it comes to the Transformers franchise all I wanted to see
is just Autobots versus Decepticons.
You know what fair enough.
I can respect that but I really like seeing like some of the new stuff that they are able
to throw in like if anything at all.
So I mean starting off with story like what what are you thinking like any story notes
that you're um dislike.
There was one one that like I'm just like oh my god I rolled my eyes at and it was it
was at the end because you know Optimus Prime does his classic speech you know like Optimus
Prime that's how you end a Transformers movie is with Optimus Prime giving a monologue but
then they had to throw in a die.
They had to throw in a freaking.
No less dialogue dude.
Yeah he got a freak he got he got a freaking um what do we call it.
A monologue.
No no no human characters in this franchise you not get monologues the only people that
get monologues are Optimus Prime.
That's it maybe dude not even that if you do let's okay let's just say you do get a
monologue you don't get one after a freaking Optimus Prime.
Yeah no Optimus Prime should be the last one.
Optimus Prime is never and will never be a freaking opener.
Exactly that's a slap in the face to Peter Cullen if I've ever seen one.
Yeah dude like when I heard him say like when he's like I'm knowable what is knowaday is.
Yeah he's like I'm knowaday is dude what the.
No Optimus Prime just finished speaking you shut the hell up.
It's like nope we're not gonna go that direction we're just gonna start rolling the credits
now okay.
Oh my god there was so I did not like that um I really didn't like the freaking brother
relationship I his little brother was freaking annoying in my opinion like when he's telling
um oh my god what the hell is uh oh the like new transformer in this one uh that's voiced
by uh Pete Davidson.
Mirage he's like scolding him being like no you gotta take care of my brother I'm not
gonna be there if you swear if like I find out that anything happened my brother I'm
gonna kick your ass robot I'm like oh okay yeah you're you're gonna kick a transformers
ass yeah okay kid.
I know I could I felt like an asshole but I couldn't help but think I'm like you can
barely play video games without hurting your hand dude.
Like I said I felt like a total asshole after thinking that but oh dude um yeah just like
I will I will admit that like the human characters are like a little better than like some of
the ones that went in previous Transformers movies but not by that much like I still like
the one in the first one and Bumblebee way more than yeah I can definitely give you that
um I mean Transformers movies like I'll say this I got out of this movie what I wanted
to when it came to Transformers I didn't come in here for like I wanted more fighting more
you want more yeah I want more I'll say I'll give you that I think there was a lot of slow
moments but I so I I like Noah but I think the real focus should have been on Elena I
really liked Elena I agree yeah I really liked her um yeah she I feel like she deserved it
especially all that she went with um helping the freaking Transformers with coding the
passcode and she deserved the spotlight over Noah in my opinion she feels she contributed
way more than he ridiculously more dude like I don't know how you would have like naturally
incorporated them both but I really liked Elena I thought I thought she was fun yeah
like I loved her like her just sly comments that she'd make like randomly I'll say this
her and Noah's uh chemistry was fantastic yes that yeah like when they were just kind
of like riffing off each other and yeah I mean it was very sweet when they're first
flying to Peru and he's like comforting because it's her first time flying it's not only her
first time flying it's her first time um and just you know he's being like oh hey you know
you talked about your your granddad you know like tell me more about it just you know I
really yeah I really dug that so I mean like you said I I cared about these human characters
about as much as I did about like Sam with Wiki in the first like I think they're still
cared about him a little more that's fair I mean we did get a little bit more time with
him but like I liked even after rewatching him I I liked Noah and Elena more than I did
Sam and Michaela like Sam Michaela more fair at least it's a close call it is a ridiculously
close call yeah I can definitely agree with that it's it's a close call for me as well
yeah so I mean the story overall like it wasn't it wasn't half bad it wasn't for a
Transformers movie it's actually pretty decent yeah I mean it made sense like Elena did something
to to reveal like the art just expose this this instrument or this tool that the Transformers
could have used to get back to Cybertron of course they're like ready to jump on it yeah
so Optimus Prime calls everyone to to meet up like you get introduction to these new
Autobots and some like old friends with when it comes to Bumblebee and like yeah like I
I dug all that like I thought that worked really well the motivations were there I would
love to know where this isn't in the Michael Bay universe right like it's is Bumblebee
its own thing or is it part of these movies I honestly have no idea dude they when it
comes to the preludes are not Wow the prequels to the Bay the Bay Transformers movies I have
no idea if they're like actually like canon and if that's like they actually are setting up those
movies because I don't know I don't think this one does because as far as I know I think
Bumblebee is but this one is not because as far as I know the first time that Optimus
Prime comes to earth is not until after Bumblebee scopes out earth and then frickin they all
of the Autobots come in 2007 that's what I thought but yeah it seems like they've been
there forever yeah so I this one I don't think is canon at least in that universe but I think
Bumblebee is okay I I'll say this I enjoy this new universe way more than I like the the Michael
Bay universe if I'm just looking at the first one I enjoy I definitely the Michael Bay version
can I just pretend that the first one is the first one in Bumblebee are the only movies that
exist that might be a tough one to to pull off but up to you I guess I'm just gonna go with that
yeah I yeah I like all these movies I'll say this and this is just be like just to make sure
like everyone else understands I put all these movies basically on the exact same level with
each other damn so I wouldn't okay so no that's not true that's not true some of them were like
absolute shit the oh so I'll say the first one Bumblebee and this one probably on the same level
two three four and five are bottom of the frickin barrel for me I would actually put the first in
Bumblebee above this movie like not a decent amount but like this one's on its own pedestal
and then Bumblebee and Transformers are definitely above it yeah it it's close it's a real close
call so where are you sitting with the with the story um for the most part I enjoyed it um I will
admit I did doze off a couple times but I think that's just because I had a long ass work week
nope that is not I damn near dozed off too I'm like really okay so there was a point where yeah
there was a point where I'm like like kind of like slip it like nodding and it was mainly it
was because of the frickin bullshit with Noah I was just like can we just frickin Transformer
already that's what we came here to do it's in the title of the movie yeah like frickin taking
forever man so story-wise I probably go a 70 yeah I might be a tad lower than you really damn yeah
it didn't even crack crack that like none of the transfer none of the transformer movies would
crack 70 for me we're gonna go back here because the first one to me cracks like a 75 Bumblebee is
like an 80 or 85 so okay I'm gonna change my answer 65 final answer all right I'm not quite
that low then I'm like it's 68 all right all right next up we got writing it was average is
average can be but I'm giving a frickin bonus points for whoever helped write Optimus Prime dude
he had some yeah kick-ass lines in this I yeah I can definitely agree with you on that one and
from honestly from behind the scenes that I've seen you could definitely tell that this is like
one of the times that Peter Cullen had the most fun voicing Optimus Prime when it comes to these
live-action movies so that makes me very happy because that man deserves everything unfortunate
day that he passes they better not put Optimus Prime in anything yeah I won't watch anything
else with if Optimus Prime is in it if Peter Cullen is gone bro he had some frickin killer
lines he definitely did my favorite my all-time favorite is when they were hauling ass like
running away from scourge and stops like mid-chase and like frickin flips a UEE does his transformer
thing and stops and everyone's like Optimus what are you and he's like I'm like I'm gonna take his
half of the of the key and then I'm taking his head and I'm like oh my gosh dude that so that
scene where he like throws up his little his mask or his face card in the trailer easily my favorite
part and when I noticed that that part was cut like came with the frickin most most badass line
I've ever heard come out of Optimus Prime's mouth like I was beyond the moon I just like kick his
ass that was my favorite and then and then frickin bumblebee like when he would was he woke up and
jumped out of the plane I was friggin psych dude this movie did so good it just like hyping you up
do friggin them blasting don't call it a comeback it was so canny but I did it was but it worked for
frickin it really did yeah it was it was perfect it was absolutely perfect I frickin loved that
but yeah I mean where you get like these frickin badass lines on the other hand you get some real
shitty ones too like Noah's brother his frickin dialogue at like trying to like motivate him like
like you always push me to do my best now it's my turn to do it for you shut up kid like he's
already doing it like your job is done shut the hell up please it was a little a little
campy and overdone and yeah I did not like it as as much as I think they were intending yeah same
here I will say this I really like mirage yeah I thought Pete Davidson was gonna get annoying as
a transformer but he actually did not the writing was so when it comes to like with this franchise
they I feel like they always set out to have like a a comedic transformer but they always end up
being super annoying yep looking at you skids and mud flap and transformers revenge of the fallen
yeah don't get me started on those care oh my so who is really really jazz from the first one like
there's always one dude for you have no idea how happy it makes me and I know I shouldn't be this
way that's when freaking Megatron grabs him in the first one and jazz is just like do you want a
piece of me he's just like no I want to and rips him in half like thank you Megatron thank you dude
outside of Optimus Prime and Bumblebee jazz was my favorite really yeah so he got ripped I'm like
ah I was happy yeah freaking there is some Autobot deaths in this franchise just really quickly that
I'm just like you should have freaking it should have been touched upon it more freaking when
Ironhide dies in the third one no one acknowledges it I'm just like okay so one of the OG Autobots
just died by Sentinel Prime and y'all are just gonna brush over it okay all right that's fine
that's that's cool dude that was one of the other ones that I really liked like I oh I love my
favorite I really like jazz and then he got ripped in half then I liked Ironhide then he kicked the
bucket and I was like okay like I guess I really like ratchet too and then he freaking gets
extinction I'm like damn it seriously they're just like oh well you know we got to bring in
all these new Autobots so we got to kill the OGs from the first movie no you don't you don't have
to kill them yeah you can just send them away somewhere like I freaking hate when they do that
dude it freaking pisses me off yeah I was telling excuse me I was telling Caleb that um you know
we were watching these movies to lead up to this one barricade you know the police car from the
first one one of my favorite decepticons freaking love him it is very clear that that he dies in
the third one barricade dies and then all of a sudden I watched the last night damn I watched
the last night and lo and behold barricades back I'm like how the hell is that happening I look up
apparently Michael Bay was just like oh yeah barricades gonna come back in every other movie
okay so we just making up rules now okay that's cool I mean if it's Michael Bay I'm not really
surprised yeah he doesn't have a knack for storytelling he doesn't and mmm just the fact
that freaking literally every single decepticon in the first movie dies in the first one I get it you
know they're the decepticons they're the bad guys but the fact that only Megatron actually wait no
Megatron dies the fact that only Starscream and barricade survive out of all the decepticons is
freaking bullshit I hate that they killed blackout so much it was one of the coolest decepticons
mmm I'm still irritated the same bone crusher though I will never let go that they killed bone
crusher even before they did the final fight like don't get me wrong the battle between him and
Optimus was so badass and him skating on the freeway was so bitchin but no mm-hmm they did my boy
bone crusher dirt anyway getting back to this one yeah what did you think of the of like scourge and
all those other guys they were all right like decent like honestly they're some of the better
bad guys that have come out of this franchise if we're like not looking at you know like Megatron
Starscream you know those like og bad guy decepticons so they weren't bad but they were
kind of a little forgettable for me like scourge looked really cool but to me he wasn't like super
intimidating I mean he was but I'm sorry to the word compare him to he was definitely no Megatron
when it comes to like the bad guy leader right and then it was kind of the same with what Omnicron
yeah yeah like he made like a decent villain I guess like he kind of had like a Galactus vibe
about him dude that's what I thought at first I'm like okay we just like straight up ripping off
Marvel here yeah but like I don't know the Transformers franchise so I didn't know that
that's how it goes yeah I was kind of hoping that they were gonna end up killing Omnicron yeah that
would have made more sense yeah like that's what I thought would have happened like I thought that
enough for the sequel what I thought they were gonna do was just like obviously they were gonna
destroy the the portal so everything gets sucked back into it but I thought that they were going
to set the the key to detonate and so like have Omnicron like suck it in and then have like a
portal open within Omnicron and then it's like just gets kind of sucked into himself like that's
what kind of what I thought was gonna happen but that would have made sense to me well behold that
did not happen yeah like it definitely feels like they're holding on to him as a villain yeah
that is very true so I mean hopefully we get to see that later down the line but like it like I
said it just it felt like he should have died too yes I like I said the writing is like is average
as average can get like I don't even know if it'd be in the 75 range for me the dialogue alone I'd
probably be in like the low 70s but I'm given a couple bonus points for Optimus Prime being a
complete badass fair enough and then I'll also give a like another bonus point the the delivery
on his lines were like I think him being a him being a good transformer was was one of the biggest
surprises of the year yeah yeah I can definitely agree with you on that one so I'm probably gonna
sit like it's like in total I'll match it on that one all right next up we got acting so going
through the list real quick we have Anthony Ramos who played Noah Diaz Dominique fishback who played
Elena Wallace we have dude where the hell are all okay here we go they put all the voices at the
end the hell yeah what kind of bullshit is that yes they say awesome all right let's see so we
got Peter Cullen who voices Optimus Prime the Ron Perlman who voices Optimus Primal Peter Dinklage
who voices scourge Michelle Yao who voices air razor Pete Davidson who voices mirage Liza Koshy
who voices RC John DiMaggio no shit that was Liza yeah holy shit Wow for those of you that don't
know she from describe her days of vine wasn't she in a lot of vines oh shit I thought this was
someone else yeah who'd you think it was I not her oh okay that's wild yeah that's super wild
okay yeah so she voiced RC John DiMaggio played transit and stratosphere David Sobelove played
Rhinox battle trap and ape-ling Michaela J Rodriguez who played nightbird Coleman Domingo
voiced Unicron Cristo Fernandez voiced Wheeljack and Tongayi Cherisa played Cheetor all right yeah
so what's your top three number three Augusta Ron Perlman Optimus Primal I honestly actually
love his voice but I mean that just proves he did a really good job voicing him so number two
I'll get to Pete Davidson played mirage I I honestly was just be so freaking under and how
he voiced him bum had a good time with but number one I definitely got to get to Peter
Colin Optimus Prime guy always blows it out of the water prime that's why he's the goat
dude they hey I can't disagree with you that's that's my top three too hell yeah exactly the
same reason like I was thinking maybe throwing in scourge has like an a number three but I think
Pete Davidson was definitely like the biggest surprise yes agreed so yeah and then yeah you
can't freaking beat Peter Cullen is Optimus Prime especially with the freaking lines that they gave
him dude whole yeah agreed like the lines that he had in this were just off the hook seriously
like I was going freaking nuts like I'm gonna see if there were any like any quotes that some
people have like written down oh for it so here's one that I forgot when unicorn was trying to ask
optimist not to destroy his like the portal or whatever and he's like don't prom I want and then
Optimus Prime's like then die yeah like so good like that line was chef's kiss dude agreed so great
so so great let's see there like he had some funny ones too that were were fun like when Bumblebee
was using the radio to talk and he's just like I don't want you going to that drive-in theater
anymore so good oh my god this is probably like one of the best adaptations of them through the
radio through throughout the whole franchise so good I love Bumblebee talking through the radio
dude same here so so much fun I love it it's a blast I like when one scene that I thought could
have easily been like over the top and just like overdone is when Marat like when they meet Optimus
Primal and mirage comes out and he's just like like trying to like threaten primal and he's like
stay away and he like cheetor comes and like attacks him and like it'll like on top of him
and he's like a stranger danger yeah I thought that was a great freaking scene yeah dude so yeah
I freaking loved love that stuff so all right where you sitting for acting even though like
I'd say a solid 80 I'm a few points higher I'm sitting at an 83 fair enough all right next up
we got character development assuming we're yes okay maybe it's just cuz I just didn't give a shit
about the character not the greatest character development to me playing son that's trying to
help his mom to help his brother and you know he gets this opportunity takes it you know to help
the Autobots and then you see him struggling throughout you know you know if this is the
right call yada yada yada honestly everything works out for him his family will be taking the
GI Joe no my hell the GI Joe League whatever the hell it's called so they just call themselves the
Joe's god that's even worse I know well I know it's how it is in the show yeah I don't know if it is
like I thought it was I'm gonna look real quick because I feel like that's not right um be real I
thought I was thought GI Joe is like a person that's what I thought too yeah I don't know what else
to say about the character I don't know I wasn't very I wasn't really that interested with Noah
from the very beginning and so while his character development isn't horrible throughout the whole
movie like I guess it's interesting to see where he ends up towards the end of the movie it do it
for me that much yeah it's it's hard to like figure out where he where he sits cuz it's like
this was one it just there was no growth in character he he's very like stationary stale
like he's the same person from beginning to end he's someone that's just constantly trying to
take care of his family and it just kind of never goes from there it's kind of the same situation
that like they said like Optimus Prime is like in the same same boat like he's so focused on
protecting his family that he'll do whatever it takes like no matter what the consequence and
obviously they they had some change of heart so I mean there was some some growth but not anything
super significant so I mean with that I I would be be around a 74 maybe I can give you that all
right next up we got effects I would say for the most part the Transformers looked pretty good I
do feel that in in previous it previous installments they feel a little better and maybe it's just
because I don't know maybe it's just me but Optimus Prime's like I appreciate the fanservice
that Optimus Prime his truck actually looks like how it looks in you know the TV show and everything
but for some reason maybe to me when he when he transforms into it it doesn't look as good CGI wise
to me as he does in like the first movie or the second movie when he just like a big Mack truck
that is transforming like he still has like you know like the colors but you know he's a Mack truck
in those movies and this one you know it's definitely no fanservice wanting him to look
the show but for I don't know what it is but on how Optimus looks who we may be in disagreement
there because I prefer how he looks in this over how he does in the Michael Bay version really okay
yeah and this is this was really different yeah so I rewatched all of the Transformers after I got
out of Rise of the Beasts other than the last night but yes all the other ones like he looked
cool like don't get me wrong but I I'm a sucker for simplicity and so the simple the more simplistic
design of Optimus worked really well for the character at least in my opinion like I liked
how how it worked a little bit and yes it was very Sam fanservice and I'll say this I do think that
the faces of the Autobots were better in the Michael Bay version than this one but I do prefer
like the overall look like I just don't like how the face moves and so that's why I'm like super
happy when he throws up his little faceplate because I'm like all right like let's freaking
go yeah that's fair I don't know maybe it's just because my first introduction Optimus Prime was
in the first meal that's how Optimus Prime should look too so maybe that's how that's why I don't
love well that was the first introduction for me too with for Transformers so I guess
what is different of how we feel about yeah like like I do have like a nostalgic view of that
version of Optimus and I think it looks super cool like and everything yeah but it's it's just
something I prefer this like more simplistic that's why I like what they did with Bumblebee
like kind of dumbed him down a little bit I don't bumblebee still looks like Bumblebee to me which
is a good thing yeah I don't know he's still he still looks like classic B to me yeah I felt
like they changed him up just like a little bit but yeah I like I like what they did if there is
one effect that I have to really complain about though it is that freaking transformer Iron Man
suit that um oh my no he gets dude that is that that might go down as like the worst CGI that I've
seen so far this year or is here in general that was rough so bad like typically at least so when
it came to like spider-man or like banner being in the Hulkbuster like those scenes that like are
obviously bad it kind of it's kind of takes me a second to like notice it fair like it took me a
few views before I was just like yeah something doesn't look right about those but this was very
like that looks like shit yeah yep like it was so immediate like as soon as he was like throwing on
the mask I'm just like oh oh god what what is happening to your face dude and yeah what like it
didn't help like once he threw over like the little glass part I'm just like dude what the hell it's
even worse it's even worse I I kind of no no never mind I was gonna say like when I looked up the the
89 GI Joe show they they have a picture of Cobra commander in the back and he kind of has like a
similar vibe to how Noah's suit looked and I'm like dude is he is Cobra commander gonna steal
Noah's suit but I know I don't I don't think that that's gonna happen but okay it was not good not
good at all it was not yeah I almost forgot about that that was really bad everything else though
like okay it wasn't great CGI but it was stint and I appreciate that I would yeah I would definitely
yeah so I mean where are you thinking with effects just cuz that suit like down a decent amount I'm
at like a 75 oh damn all right yeah I mean I can forgive the suit a little bit so I'm around being
82 yeah but I mean I understand your score come all right next if we got music nothing really
jaw-dropping like nothing stood out or anything yeah the only thing that like really stood out
for me was when they started playing the Michael Bay theme yes I mean I and I guess like when
Bumblebee's jumping out of the plane the don't call it a comeback that that was cool but yeah
I heard now like definitely yeah honestly like I'm around a seven with this that's I was thinking
the same thing like I could maybe have gone up to an eight for the don't call to come back one but
I think that that stopped like really quick it did yeah didn't it like completely stop once
he landed yeah pretty much yeah so I'm just like all right you like you cut it off at like at the
good part yeah right exactly so like like I feel like they just could have kept the vibe going a
little bit and I think I probably would have been more inclined to give it an eight immediately but
yeah I'm around seven with that one all right next up we got costumes or personal score or not
personal or character design that's the word I was thinking of overall even though like like
I said I didn't I don't love the look of how Optimus Prime looks in this movie I will say
that I appreciate I like honestly I really do appreciate that for the most part I loved how
the Autobots looked bumblebee as great as always RC and Mirage Mirage thank you like the Autobots
looks pretty damn good the Decepticons not Decepticons damn it sorry freaking Scourge and his people like
yeah they're you know they're like gin most of them were just generic like gray and black some
had a little color in them but mostly were just gray and black which honestly I wasn't surprised
and I wasn't even mad about because of the bad guys are that's usually their color scheme and
Optimus Primal and his teammates looked really good yeah honestly like overall I think the design
yeah they weren't half bad so where are you sitting with them I'm honestly probably at like
an eight but like I'm leaning more towards nine and that's just because of the the Autobots done
deal I mean now that I'm thinking about it like what I'm doing with myself yeah sorry about that
it kind of oh yeah all right anyway what I was debating was dropping my costume score to an eight
and it was it's because of like just the other outfits because I mean the the Autobots aren't
too prominent in there so it's mainly the like the human characters and like yes the Transformers
look good but it's just how big of a focus are they really that is no let's do this yeah so I
think I'm gonna drop down to an eight all right last up we got our own personal score so what's
you thinking um also overall this is a pretty decent Transformers movie it ranks in I'd say
my top three of the franchise definitely is a number three but that that that's not a bad
thing consider the others have been this is definitely not the best franchise but it does
seem that it's starting to see some light not only with this movie with a bumblebee and I'm
excited and that does make me happy if they do decide to go the direction that they're going
with it seems you know like with not only Transformers both GI Joe I don't know if I'm
that excited for it but I guess we'll see but I mean I'm always down to see just robots beat
the shit out of each other it's what you come to these movies this movie definitely delivers
with that but the care the human characters while not the worst in this franchise they're
definitely not the best in my opinion but the story with the Autobots and you know what needs
to happen for them to return to Cybertron and you know everything else with Optimus Primal and his
his teammates and just all that with surge it's not bad it's it's a decent Transformer story and
it's definitely one of the better ones that we've gotten in recent so overall I did have a good time
it's definitely not my favorite transplant it is definitely not so I'm just I'm gonna go I'll go
72 yeah I mean I had a good time with this movie too it's um Transformer movies just kind of did
at least same not like they used to and that doesn't mean it's a bad movie or anything it's
just not not what gets it gets me going I'd rather go movie that makes me think or just kind of more
or less gives me something bigger than just robots fighting like it's kind of the same situation I
have with the Fast and Furious movies I they're okay if I watch them for the most part but I'm
gonna be very judgmental because they're stupid stories so it it's it's real tough it's a real
weird relationship that I have but like I said I had more fun with this and I have with other
Transformers movies in since forever I mean bumblebees being the exception but I haven't
had a time like this since the first again not counting bumblebee so I might be a little bit
lower than you I'm probably gonna give it a sec really damn yeah I mean it was alright blow me
out of the water I'm thinking that I'm being harsh no I didn't do it for me either man and I
thought I was being harsh here nope that you are not damn alright alright well that wraps up this
week's breakdown so going through the categories real quick starting off with story we got a or we
have a sixty six point five writing was up a little bit sitting at a seventy three acting was
even a little was higher than that sitting at an eighty one point five and I think that's our
highest category is the acting character development took a bit of a dive slightly above writing
sitting at a seventy four the effects are sitting at a seventy eight point five the music is sitting
at a seven costumes sitting at an eight and then our personal score ended up averaging out to a
seventy point five so with that the final all bros letter grade for transformers rise of the
beasts has come out to a C plus okay yeah not bad who it barely made a C plus though see it was point
one two above our C plus cut off so it ended up getting a seventy six point one two yeah so it's
it's close it's real yeah close no kidding damn yeah so like we say got this got a C plus so
oh damn oh shit don't have a lot of C pluses no it it's the bottom of our C pluses that's funny
yeah so transformers rise of the beast is sitting at a seventy six point one two five which puts it
at the bottom of our C plus category so that puts it below stone cold which is at a seventy six point
five is below paws of fury the legend of Hank which is at a seventy six point it is below cocaine
bear which is at a seventy six point seven five it is also below unhinged which is at a seventy six point eight
seven and then finally it is below the hitman's wife's bodyguard which point nine one damn yeah
real freaking close margins going the opposite direction it puts it above my spy which is at a
seventy five point eight seven it is above the twenty twenty two cheaper by the dozen which is
at a seventy five point five six it is above the Adams family which is at a seventy five point four
five is also above Ant-Man and the Wasp which is added seventy five point three three and then finally
it is above Star Wars the rise of Skywalker which is at a seventy five point three yeah I'm sorry I
actually disagree with that because I enjoyed that one more than this well apparently not
apparently that's some bullshit I actually dig where this is at all right fair enough so yeah
all right well unless you've got anything want to else to add okay well then I would say that
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