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What up bros, this is the All Bros Podcast, I'm Caleb.

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And I'm Jonathan.

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And we are a couple of aspiring filmmakers that love to watch and critique movies, but

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also enjoy a lot of bit of the nerd life.

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This week on the podcast, we have a couple figures that we're going to talk about with

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Funko Focus.

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We don't have anything in 4K Spotlight this week, but we do have a couple news items that

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we're going to discuss in our Through the Wall segment.

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I'm going to talk about the Marvel Avengers game, some updates on that.

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And Rose is going to talk about Halloween kills.

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Shocking to everybody, I know.

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And then for this week's headliner, we are going to be breaking down We Can Be Heroes,

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the Netflix exclusive movie.

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Yeah, the true sequel to the Avengers the Sharkboy Mound Girl.

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The true sequel.

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Well, we'll talk about that.

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Alrighty, starting off with Funko Focus.

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So this week we had what was this?

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Just a toy fair?

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I don't think it was toy fair.

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What was it called?

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Funko Funko Fair.

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Funko Fair.

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Yeah.

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We had Funko Fair where we had a shahit ton of new figures and new lines get announced

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and released.

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A few of those.

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Oh shit, maybe I can get into them.

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Yes, no, maybe so.

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Yeah, one second.

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I'll get I'll find them.

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That'll be real great if my my data was a little faster.

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I mean, if only that your router worked, that'd be really nice.

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Yeah, right.

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Just tell everybody get off.

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I'm trying to make a podcast here.

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Come on.

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Yeah.

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Okay, I'm just going to go off the ones that I kind of remember.

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Do you want me to pull it up on mine and just show you?

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Yes, please.

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Where was the ones that you were going to talk about?

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You're talking about one, right?

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Anyway, the ones I'm remembering off the top of my head, we had some NBA figures, we had

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a shit ton of WWE.

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We had some Dragon Ball figures that were going to get released, some WandaVision and

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other Marvel figures.

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Haven't all WandaVision ones been released already?

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Yeah, we talked about those ones.

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So I probably would have talked about one of those.

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But seeing as we discuss those, I think it was like really late last year.

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I think, yeah, I decided to kind of skip over them.

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So the figure that I am choosing for my Funko Focus is the WWE Arena.

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And this figure is freaking bitchin'.

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It is a straight up WWE arena and it comes with Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock.

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I didn't get to watch WWE growing up.

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I'm so sorry.

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But the reason that this one stood out is because it's a full scale arena.

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It's true, it is badass.

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I want to see how this is boxed because I think this is like, I could see this becoming

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like a big collector's item and then like a toy for kids.

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Yeah, I wonder if they can come apart.

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Like they de-attach.

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Is that the word?

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De-attach?

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I don't think that's a word.

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Detach.

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Wow.

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I know English.

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De-attach?

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De-attach.

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Yeah, the word you're thinking of already exists, Rose.

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Okay, detach.

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Do you think that, I mean, I think it would be really cool if these figures did detach

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so like the kids can make their own.

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I know Funko is not supposed to be for kids, but I mean, come on.

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I don't know about you, but if I got this, I would want to have Stone Cold and The Rock

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wrestle each other.

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Yeah, like I would think that they are.

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That's why I want to see how it's boxed.

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Because I would think that those figures are like on a stand or something.

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And you know what would be freaking super badass about these figures is if they did

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come off, but then any other WWE figure that you get can be placed in there.

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Dude, hell yes.

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Like I'm assuming they would have the little stubs for the feet to hold them or like whatever

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those things are.

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But just make it like adjustable for every WWE figure.

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Because I would totally like universal Kane and the Undertaker in this arena and it would

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just be amazing.

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Yeah, that would be badass.

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Like that would be so badass.

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I don't necessarily care for WWE, but there's just so many possibilities with this.

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Like so many.

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And I just got really excited over it.

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I'm just like that is so cool.

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But anyway, Rose, what is your Funko Focus this week?

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So my Funko Focus is actually I don't think it's a part of the Funko Fair.

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Or is it the Funko Fair?

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Shit, what is it again?

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Yeah, it was Funko Fair.

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Oh, it is Funko Fair.

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So mine, I think they they haven't like fully announced these yet, but they're coming out

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with new office pops.

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And one of them I'm assuming one of this is going to be a chase, but they're releasing

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Ryan the intern.

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And I'm assuming what's going to be the chase is him when he bleached his hair.

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And is like from one of the best episodes in my opinion, when they start the Michael

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Scott Paper Company and they pick up Ryan because he's working out in a bowling alley

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and he's just such an asshole for the whole episode.

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But I love it.

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I don't know why this just this just stood out to me.

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I know it's it's it's a simple change because the common he has black hair, white shirt

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and then gray pants.

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And then with the assume I'm assuming chase, I don't think it's going to be an exclusive.

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He has his bleach tear gray, gray shirt and then gray pants.

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But I don't know, just that that episode just came straight to my mind and just really popped

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out to me.

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So that is my pick for Funko Focus this week.

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Nice.

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I haven't seen that episode of the office.

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It's a great episode.

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So I think that covers everything in Funko Focus.

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Like I said, nothing in 4K spotlight and then getting into our through the wall segment.

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So I haven't told Rose what my my news item is, and I think we're going to try and keep

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it a surprise for each other.

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Yeah, makes it more fun.

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Yeah, so it's going to be just like a general idea of like mostly the topic.

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And obviously there's going to be cases where he comes up with something that I've already

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heard or a news item I've already heard or vice versa or whatever.

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But if we can keep it a secret, we're going to.

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So, me getting into mine, so this is regarding Marvel's Avengers and Crystal Dynamics.

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So Crystal Dynamics is not sharing any new info on the future of Marvel's Avengers.

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They have not released an official release date for Hawkeye or for the Hawkeye DLC.

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Him and Kate Bishop should have been out already, but they pushed back.

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They pushed back everyone.

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We got Kate Bishop in December.

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And yeah, so as of right now, we have no future.

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Like no idea of what's going to happen with Hawkeye.

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No release dates, no nothing.

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And that's kind of scary.

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Because they haven't released any new other than like bugs that they've tried fixing,

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which the article that I read says that they have tried fixing over 11 million bugs.

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Holy shit.

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Yeah.

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And yeah, so they haven't released that.

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The only thing that they've really announced is that they're going to be doing a complete

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overhaul of gear.

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Of collecting gear and like what gear means and everything.

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I really didn't care to begin with, so that really is not going to affect me at all.

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Yeah, so it's just kind of like, okay, what's the...

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You messed this up.

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Like who gives a shit about gear?

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Gear like doesn't change anything really.

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I feel Clint's story is still going to come out, because that's done.

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That's already ready to roll.

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But I'm afraid after that, they're going to have to pull the plug on this game.

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I don't know if they can afford to release anything else after that.

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Because Kate Bishop did not stop the game like they'd hoped.

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So I think with video games, they typically have a year that they work on stuff like releasing

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extra content, DLCs and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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So with Kate Bishop, if they were to...

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We don't have very long left in January.

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If they release Hawkeye next month, that is two new characters in six months.

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And that's garbage, because we were supposed to already have had Kate Bishop for a while.

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She was supposed to come out in, I want to say October?

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Yeah I think so.

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Yeah, she was supposed to come out like right after the game was released.

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Yeah, so she was supposed to come out.

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Hawkeye was supposed to come out in either November or December.

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And then they announced...

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Can I just point something out really quickly?

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I don't know why this bugs me.

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This isn't like towards you, but whenever someone says like, oh, Kate Bishop was supposed

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to come out here and then Hawkeye was supposed to come out here, I'm like, okay, wait, they're

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both Hawkeye.

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So why don't you say Kate Bishop storyline and then Clint Barton storyline?

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Shut up.

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I'm just saying, I don't know why that bugs me.

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When someone says, oh yeah, Kate's story was right here, but then Hawkeye's is going to

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come in right here.

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I'm like, they're both named Hawkeye.

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Get over it, you asshole.

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I'm sorry, I just had to point that out.

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That's nothing against you.

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I've seen so many people do it and I don't know why it's like the littlest thing that

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bugs me.

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So if they do that in the show...

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Oh my gosh.

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If they just call Henry Seinfeld Kate and then Jeremy Renner Hawkeye, they don't call

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him Clint at all, I'm going to be like, really guys?

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They're both Hawkeye.

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Dude, whatever.

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Shut up.

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I'm sorry, I had to point it out.

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Oh my gosh.

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Anyway, what I was saying is...

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Gosh, that's going to freaking bug me now.

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I'm sorry, I just had to point it out.

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Whatever, I'm just continuing how I was saying it.

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So Kate Bishop, then Hawkeye, and then we had...

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The next character after that was supposed to be Black Panther.

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It was just more of a tease that we got for Black Panther.

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I do remember that.

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He hasn't been officially announced yet.

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Has Spider-Man been officially announced?

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Spider-Man was officially announced?

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I was going to say, because when you bought...

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Actually, no.

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What's confusing about that though is when I bought it on PS4, one of the stickers on

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the cover says Spider-Man will be playable soon or some shit like that.

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Yeah, but that's not an official announcement yet.

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Okay, true.

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Because we didn't get a date for Spider-Man.

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Fair enough.

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So really, it's just going to be Kate Bishop, Hawkeye, Black Panther, and Spider-Man.

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Don't you mean Hawkeye, Hawkeye, Black Panther, and Spider-Man?

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No, shut up!

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You can go to hell.

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Yeah, but that's how...

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But they haven't announced anything else.

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Like we said, Hawkeye has no release date.

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And then Black Panther, there's a lot of information that we do have because of the datamine that

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they were able to dig up from this game.

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But yeah, Black Panther hasn't even been officially announced yet.

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The only thing that we know about Black Panther is who's voicing him.

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And he's being voiced by Christopher Judge.

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And Christopher Judge voiced Kratos.

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Yeah, can you imagine that voice?

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That's what he's bitching.

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I'm in.

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I'm all in with that.

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If it happens.

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Yeah.

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But there was a datamine for a bunch of characters.

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Ant-Man, Wasp, Captain Marvel, Captain Mar-Vell, friggin' War Machine, Winter Soldier.

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There was so many characters that were supposed to come out with this game and they haven't

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released anyone.

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Other than Kate.

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And that's bullshit.

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It is straight up bullshit.

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Because dude, I remember...

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Oh, sorry.

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No, if you have not listened to our breakdown of the Marvel's Avengers game, go back and

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check it out because we ripped this movie or the game to shreds.

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And it's also our 150th episode.

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So hell yeah.

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So go check it out.

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But I swear when they announce or when they release that first teaser trailer for Clint

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Barton's storyline.

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Yeah, sorry.

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I'm not calling it Hawkeye's storyline.

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I swear that they announced that Clint will be available day one, right when the game

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comes out.

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He was supposed to.

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And then they backtracked that and said, actually, Kate's going to be available shortly after

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the release.

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Okay.

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I just want to make sure that that's how I remembered it.

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Yeah, and then they put or then they said that Hawkeye was going to get released in

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like November, December.

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And then he got pushed back to who knows when.

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You know, maybe we should start calling them Hawkeye one and Hawkeye two.

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Like thing one and thing two.

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I think you should freaking get over it.

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Okay, how about Hawkeye A, Hawkeye B?

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No.

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I'm not even I'm not even going to play with that idea.

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It's Kate Bishop and Hawkeye and you can kiss my ass.

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Oh, shit.

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Anyway get to your Halloween kills news before I beat you.

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All right.

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Have you?

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Okay.

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So a few days ago, Empire magazine, I was Empire magazine released.

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It was two images, technically, but it was technically just one.

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Caleb, have you seen them at all?

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No.

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Okay.

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I'm about to show you right now.

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So they showcased Michael Myers after he exits Laurie's house when it's on fire.

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Oh, shit.

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And oh, my gosh, he looks badass.

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That shot is I just really want to know how he got out.

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I mean, like they always say, you can't kill the boogeyman.

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But it's I love this picture so much.

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So it's Michael standing at the front of Laurie's house about looks like he's just about to

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walk down the stairs.

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But you see the door open behind him.

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Flames going everywhere.

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He's holding actually Caleb, do you know what he's holding right there?

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And it looks like a pickaxe.

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Okay.

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So, okay.

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So let's just let's just say he's holding a pickaxe.

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But yeah, so you can't really it doesn't really showcase here the burned mask.

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But I don't know, just this shot with the char.

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Would you say sparks a fire coming down?

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I don't know what to call them.

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I guess you could say sparks.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Like the sparks of fire just falling down in front of him.

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I love this picture so much.

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And it just gets me more hyped for this movie.

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We'll post this picture on our Instagram because you guys have to see this.

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It's an awesome picture.

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I freaking love it to death.

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Because Michael looks freaking badass.

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But you know, he's Michael Myers.

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So of course he does.

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Yeah, he looks freaking killer.

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And you said you're going to post the picture?

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Yes.

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Sweet.

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Yeah.

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It's the beauty.

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So that is my bit of news.

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And I just love it so much.

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I feel you had a lot more to talk about.

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I don't know what else to talk about this besides it's just such a great picture.

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Yeah, it's tough with with images.

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That's true.

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Actually, I want to show one more thing from Halloween Hills because they really

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released it's it's it's basically the same thing.

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They released a behind the scenes shot of James Duke Courtney as Michael Myers.

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And it's like how his mask like you get like a really good look at how burned the mask

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is.

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Honestly, it's like freaking terrifying how bad it's burned.

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Like I don't know, like how how burned do you think is too burned for Michael Myers

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masks mask?

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I think anything over halfway.

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OK, that's fair.

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Like, I think the image that we talked about the last Halloween kills image we talked about,

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I think that was a perfect level of burnt where it was more like I wouldn't even say

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it's like more like a third of his face.

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OK, so this behind the scenes picture.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Of course, someone had to work.

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OK, we'll talk about that in a minute.

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OK, anyway, so this is a behind the scenes shot.

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We'll post this on our social media as well.

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But do you see how burned it looks, Caleb?

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Yeah, it looks a bit toasty.

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OK, do you think that's too burned?

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I don't know how much they're going to show it in the movie.

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I mean, I'm assuming quite a bit.

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I don't know.

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Do you think that's too much?

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I don't think so.

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I think that's like because that is like straight up split down the middle.

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It looks like.

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Well, he's also kind of standing at an angle.

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So I think it makes it seem like more because it like the burnt portion is more towards

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us.

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That's true.

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That's a good point.

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But awesome behind the scenes shot.

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Yeah, that looks freaking wild.

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And do you see what the person added in the background?

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Is that Bernie with the mittens?

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Yes, it is.

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I didn't even notice that.

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But yeah, of course, someone had to add that.

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But good help.

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What a time to be alive.

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I know, right?

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Bernie Sanders is the meme god right now.

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That's what he is.

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Straight up.

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All right.

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Well, I think that covers everything in through the wall, right?

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Or yeah, yeah, I think that's it.

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But I will for sure have both of those pictures posted on our social media so you guys can

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go check them out and let us know what you guys think.

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Hell yeah.

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All right.

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Well, I think we can move on to this week's headline.

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Time for the main event.

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Let's play a game.

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All right.

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We don't have any answers to a question of the week because we did not post a question

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of the week this week.

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Because this movie is really difficult to make one up for.

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I got a good question.

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What is a true sequel to The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl?

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Answer not this movie.

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There you go.

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Petty man.

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There's your question for the week.

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So yeah, so this week we are breaking down We Can Be Heroes.

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This is a Robert Rodriguez movie exclusive to Netflix.

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So if you've not seen it, just just just stick with us.

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We're going to save you guys.

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Unless you have kids.

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I don't know.

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Do you think I don't know if kids I don't know.

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I've heard kids like this movie.

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I can see why.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I don't know.

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Maybe.

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Yeah, we'll talk about it.

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Yeah.

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But yeah, if you've not seen this movie and you don't have kids, just chill out with us

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for a little bit.

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We'll help you.

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We'll tell you all the best parts about this movie.

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Yeah.

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So that being said, if you are new to our breakdown system, we have split movies into

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eight different categories that we individually grade to come to a final All Bros letter grade.

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The eight categories that we grade are story writing, acting, character development, effects,

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music, costumes, and then we give it our own personal score.

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And then that all that math adds up or gives us our average and then our average gets converted

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into a letter grade.

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So we have already graded this movie.

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So we're just going to go through the scores and kind of justify these scores to you guys.

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Yep.

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So that being said, we're going to start off with story.

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If you haven't and spoiler alert ahead, if you want to watch this movie, I applaud you.

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Go ahead.

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If you don't want to watch this movie, we completely understand.

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Don't make this the reason you sign up for Netflix.

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That's all I'm going to say.

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I mean, I'd be.

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Yeah.

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I mean, everyone has Netflix by now.

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I feel.

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Yeah.

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I think it's weird when someone doesn't have it.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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Like with Disney Plus or like HBO Mac or even Hulu, if someone says, oh, I don't have that,

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I'm like, oh, okay.

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You know, I would recommend having them.

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They're, you know, they're nice streaming services.

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But yeah, when every someone says they don't have Netflix, I'm like, are you okay?

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I thought that's the streaming.

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If everyone has at least one streaming service, that's usually the one that everybody has

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because that's like the OG.

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Yeah.

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Like, I understand more if they're like, oh, I don't have Netflix right now.

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But they had it in the past.

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Yeah.

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But it's just like, oh, I don't have a Netflix.

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I always kind of follow that up with the at all.

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Yeah.

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Like never.

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What are you?

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Like you don't bum it off someone you don't you don't like, or you didn't like cancel

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your subscription.

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It's amazing.

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They're like, no, never had Netflix.

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The only thing that sucks about Netflix is the whole two screens or three screen shit.

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No other streaming service has that.

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That is true.

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It's bullshit.

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I think it's so dumb.

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Yeah.

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But whatever.

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All right, story.

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Get ready for reading with Rose.

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Yep.

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So Rose is about to spoil the entire movie for you guys.

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And we would we would make a bigger deal about this if this movie were better.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, anyway.

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All right.

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Here we go.

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Missy Marino is at home with her dad, Marcus Marino, when they receive word that aliens

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are invading.

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Missy is taken to Heroic's headquarters and placed in a vault with other children of the

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Heroics, a team of superheroes.

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Marcus, who retired from the Heroics, is reinstated as a member by Miss Granada, leader of the

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program.

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Missy meets the other children, Wheels, who possesses super intelligence, Noodles, who

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can stretch his body, Ojo.

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That's his name, right?

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Isn't it Ojo?

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I think that's the little girl.

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OK.

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So Ojo, who is, oh yeah, yeah, who is mute and only communicates through art.

508
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,760
Acapella, who moves objects by singing.

509
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,440
Slow Mo, who is always in slow motion.

510
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,560
Facemaker, who can make any face.

511
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:14,920
Rewind and fast forward.

512
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,600
Twins that can alter time.

513
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:20,640
Wild Card, who has immense power but no control over it.

514
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:25,040
And Guppy, who has shark strength and can shape water into anything.

515
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:29,520
The kids watch the battle between the aliens and Heroics on television, which ends with

516
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,200
the Heroics being captured.

517
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,040
Missy realizes that Ojo's drawings tell the future.

518
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:40,120
When a drawing shows aliens breaking into the vault, the kids hatch a plan to escape.

519
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,560
Facemaker tricks the guards into coming into the vault, where Guppy subdues them, but not

520
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:47,080
before one of the guards triggers an emergency lockdown.

521
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:51,160
Rewind sends them back in time, Wheels stops the guard from pushing the button, and Noodles

522
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,600
steals their security badges.

523
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:58,400
Ojo's Granada spots Missy in the hallway and seals the doors, but Acapella makes a staircase

524
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,800
to the roof, allowing them to escape.

525
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:06,040
Noodles secures a vehicle, and the kids evade capture.

526
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:11,280
The kids land at the home of Missy's grandmother, who used to train the Heroics.

527
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,720
She helps the kids master their powers, and work as a team.

528
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,640
The aliens arrive, and Grandma sends the kids through a tunnel that leads to an empty field

529
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,440
before she is captured.

530
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:24,640
The kids spot an empty alien craft and use it to reach their mothership.

531
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:30,080
They locate a room with a purple pyramid, and see the President and Miss Granada speaking

532
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,320
with each other.

533
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:35,880
The two reveal that they are alien spies, sent to prepare Earth for a takeover.

534
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:40,080
The kids are placed in a cell, Guppy makes a replica of the cell key from the children's

535
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,600
tears and opens the door.

536
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:48,160
A fight between the kids and the aliens ensues, and Wild Card is caught and taken for questioning,

537
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,040
while the other kids make their way to the pyramid.

538
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:54,920
Wheels hacks into the motherboard, but Ojo reveals that she can speak, and is supreme

539
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,960
commander of the aliens.

540
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:01,000
Missy manages to communicate with Wild Card in the control room, Facemaker manages to

541
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
switch places with them.

542
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,680
Granada goes after Wild Card, but not before the protective shield around the motherboard

543
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,400
is deactivated.

544
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,000
With the kids holding off the aliens, Wheels and Noodles remove the motherboard, and swap

545
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:17,840
it with a new one to deactivate the aliens rocket, foiling their takeover.

546
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,680
To the kids surprise, their parents emerge from the rocket.

547
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:25,160
Ojo reveals that she and Miss Granada faked the takeover in order to train the kids to

548
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,720
be the new heroics.

549
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:31,440
The kids reunite with their parents, and soon are ready to save the world.

550
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:37,720
I just want to point out, in that plot, they do not mention, except for Pedro Pascals character,

551
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:43,680
they do not mention any of the heroics, not even Sharkboy and Lava Girl.

552
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:49,120
The shit.

553
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,120
Yeah.

554
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,160
This...

555
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,960
I think this movie...

556
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:58,280
This movie sounds better on paper.

557
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,760
Oh absolutely.

558
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:08,080
Give me the idea, okay let's take, you know, let's make a team that includes Sharkboy and

559
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:13,880
Lava Girl and we'll come up with some other heroes, but we'll mainly focus it on their

560
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:17,280
kids, and them dealing with their powers, and working together.

561
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:22,440
I'm like, okay this kind of, you know, it feels like Spy Kids mixed with a little bit

562
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:28,000
of what I loved in Sharkboy and Lava Girl, you know, this sounds like a good time.

563
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,920
Apparently not when it's put to film.

564
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,840
Yeah.

565
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,480
Like it's just so...

566
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,320
Kitty.

567
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,320
Like...

568
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:46,400
Okay, so Brielle caught like that last maybe half of this movie.

569
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:52,800
And her thoughts were like, I'm getting major Spy Kids vibes from this.

570
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:59,320
And it's true, Robert Rodriguez has a very like signature style to his movies.

571
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,440
He does, very much so.

572
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,720
But it's just the storytelling too.

573
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,920
Like I feel like Spy Kids, like he kind of went down.

574
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:09,920
Yeah honestly-

575
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:14,760
Like Spy Kids isn't a good story, or isn't like an amazing story, but it's still good.

576
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,800
Yeah, a couple years ago I watched all three again.

577
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:22,100
I still enjoy them, they're not the greatest movies ever, but they're still a blast from

578
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:24,200
start to finish.

579
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:28,760
Especially the second one, I forgot how much I loved the second one as a kid.

580
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,040
Yeah.

581
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:38,200
But this one just felt really, really, really short for me.

582
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:42,520
Even for 90 minutes, which is kind of long for a- actually it was 97 minutes, which is

583
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,880
actually kind of long for a kids movie.

584
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,800
Dude, it felt so long.

585
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,440
It felt like two freaking hours.

586
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:54,920
Dude I was- so I had to pause it to go to the bathroom, and when I paused it and saw

587
00:34:54,920 --> 00:35:00,400
I was only halfway through, I got sad.

588
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,400
Oh shit.

589
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:06,400
I'm just like, no!

590
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:13,640
Oh man.

591
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:18,560
It feels long in the worst ways possible.

592
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:24,140
It's- yeah, it's not good.

593
00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:28,880
It's just- the story just doesn't make any sense.

594
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:34,920
And you know what, for anyone that had any interest in checking this movie out just because

595
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:39,640
they spotlighted that Sharkboy and Lava Girl were going to be in it, they are literally,

596
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:45,080
probably, altogether a minute, if that?

597
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,560
Would you say about that?

598
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:48,560
About that?

599
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,560
Yeah.

600
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,000
It might be even less than that.

601
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:56,800
You hardly see Sharkboy and Lava Girl, and Sharkboy doesn't even freaking talk, which

602
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:02,640
no surprise there because Taylor Lautner didn't come back to play him, so I'm sure they didn't

603
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,640
want him to talk and people would be like, well that's not Taylor Lautner.

604
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,440
There's a reason why he wore a helmet.

605
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,840
Dude, no one would have given a shit!

606
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,840
The true fans would have.

607
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,800
No, we wouldn't have!

608
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:18,800
What is her name?

609
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:25,520
Taylor Dooley can come back for Lava Girl, Taylor Lautner can come back for Sharkboy.

610
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:29,640
I wouldn't have cared even a little bit that it wasn't Taylor Lautner.

611
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:35,320
Okay, but this is just remembering- okay, speaking of Spy Kids really quickly, did you

612
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,320
ever watch the fourth one?

613
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,320
Uh, no.

614
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,400
I think it's called All the Time in the World.

615
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,080
I heard it was awful.

616
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,640
I refused to watch it.

617
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:50,240
But even Carmen and Junie, the original actors, came back for that.

618
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:55,000
And they're literally in it for as long as Sharkboy and Lava Girl are in this movie.

619
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,320
Actually, I think they're even in it more.

620
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,760
But it's really sad.

621
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,760
But I don't know.

622
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:08,400
I know it wouldn't have made a difference, but it just kind of would have been cool to

623
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:14,000
actually get both original actors that played Sharkboy and Lava Girl to come back for this

624
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000
movie.

625
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Yeah.

626
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
I agree with that.

627
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:21,520
But I mean, I'm sure when- I mean, I know there's other reasons for Taylor Lautner not

628
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:26,120
coming back, but I just can imagine when they said like, oh yeah, you're in the beginning

629
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:32,120
for 30 seconds and then the end for 30 seconds, he's just like, well, that's just bullshit.

630
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,880
Why would I come back for that?

631
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:42,040
This- like we said, this story sounds really good on paper.

632
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:49,800
It's like parent- like the- I mean, it's weird.

633
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:57,720
It's weird because it's like these kids, it's time for the takeover and the takeover is

634
00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:02,960
the kids taking over the position of the parents.

635
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:10,580
And that has like some- that's a good base to build off of.

636
00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:11,960
And I think they could have done that.

637
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:18,760
I think I would have preferred more seeing the kids train with the parents.

638
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,680
Ooh, that would have been really cool actually.

639
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:29,320
Yeah, try to like master their abilities, try to learn those a little bit.

640
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:36,200
And I- maybe even as like a whole like group and then having the kids just be like, oh,

641
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:43,840
like just keep failing over and over again and then having the whole situation where

642
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,880
it's like, oh, like, oh, they just needed the proper motivation.

643
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,760
Like then it's like the invasion stuff happens.

644
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:59,600
And so like that's maybe the motivation behind them working together and just- it was just-

645
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,600
I especially-

646
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:01,600
It just fell apart.

647
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:02,600
Yeah.

648
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:07,160
And going off of what you said with like seeing the parents train the kids, I would have especially

649
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:12,960
like to see that with Noodles and his mom because for- I don't know, how old would you

650
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:13,960
say Noodles was?

651
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:14,960
Like 10?

652
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:15,960
10, 11.

653
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:16,960
Okay.

654
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:25,200
He was pretty- he had his stretchability pretty decently under control.

655
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,920
He was carrying the full weight of everything.

656
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,000
Yeah.

657
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:40,920
So I want to know how the hell a 10 year old already has his elasticity to a T like that.

658
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:44,840
That's got to take years and years of practice.

659
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,760
Yeah.

660
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:52,280
I think it would have been better for a training montage with the parents and then maybe it's

661
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:57,440
just like the kids kind of give up on themselves.

662
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:03,160
And then it's like, oh, alien invasion and then go into the full spy kid shit.

663
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:04,160
Yeah.

664
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,960
Also, why does it always have to be an alien invasion?

665
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:07,960
Yeah.

666
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:08,960
No shit.

667
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,960
Can we change it up?

668
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:16,120
Even the Avengers is guilty of that with the Chitauri.

669
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,800
Yeah.

670
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:24,720
But it's like you can do like other dimensional people.

671
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,480
That would have been bitchin'.

672
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,480
I would have loved that.

673
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:34,080
That probably would have raised the score up for me a little bit if they did that.

674
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,600
Yeah.

675
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:44,200
I think one way or one aspect that this movie failed in feeling like a sequel, I feel like

676
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:48,560
this was just a movie that happened to have Sharkboy and Lava Girl in it.

677
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:56,560
I think, well, because on the Wikipedia website, on the end, what does it say?

678
00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:02,200
It is a standalone sequel to the Avengers of Sharkboy and Lava Girl.

679
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,720
But they still say it's a sequel.

680
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:05,720
Yeah.

681
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:13,480
But it still fails in that right because Sharkboy and Lava Girl lived in a dreamland.

682
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,480
Yeah.

683
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,480
That's true.

684
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,720
Oh my gosh.

685
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,640
That just ruined the movie even more for me.

686
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,920
I completely forgot about that.

687
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:24,920
Yeah.

688
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:25,920
Max dreamed up.

689
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:30,160
Can we also talk about how Max was not even in this movie?

690
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,160
I don't know.

691
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,160
I would have loved to see Max.

692
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,440
I thought Miracle Man was Max.

693
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,360
That's what I thought too.

694
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,700
And they don't even put in Linus.

695
00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:39,920
How can you forget Linus?

696
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:40,920
Come on.

697
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:41,920
Oh my gosh.

698
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,920
You mean Minus?

699
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,920
Yeah, Minus.

700
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:46,920
So dumb.

701
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:47,920
But...

702
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:53,320
No, let's throw in Mr. Electric for good measure too.

703
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:58,480
I think Robert Rodriguez just missed the mark on this one.

704
00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,480
It's...

705
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:00,480
He did.

706
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:04,720
Like, yes, it had some very Spy Kids vibes.

707
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:07,400
Which I did appreciate a little bit.

708
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,440
But the story was just...

709
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,440
It wasn't there.

710
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,520
Unfortunately, no.

711
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:19,320
And it just really sucks because I know I'm a grown ass adult now.

712
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:24,200
But even if I go back to watching all three Spy Kids movies, because I don't count the

713
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,200
fourth, I'm sorry.

714
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,560
It's a trilogy to me.

715
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,120
And The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl.

716
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,640
I still enjoy those movies.

717
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,720
Yes, they are not the greatest.

718
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:37,520
But even as an adult, I have a blast with those four films.

719
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,440
Yeah.

720
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:46,720
I would have much preferred to see a Sharkboy and Lava Girl movie.

721
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:50,320
Tell you the truth, after I finished watching this movie, I'm just like, okay, let's watch

722
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,300
Sharkboy and Lava Girl again.

723
00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:54,800
Get this movie out of my mouth.

724
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,880
Yeah.

725
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:57,880
It's rough.

726
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,960
It is very rough to watch.

727
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:01,440
It's very cringey.

728
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,780
It is so extremely cringey.

729
00:43:04,780 --> 00:43:07,200
And we'll get into that in the acting portion.

730
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:10,120
Oh, yes, we will.

731
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:16,600
Yeah, this movie.

732
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:24,000
So we ended up scoring the story forty seven point five.

733
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,800
This is not the lowest.

734
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:33,280
Yeah, this is not the lowest that we've given us the story.

735
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:40,480
It's almost a fifty, but it's it's not good.

736
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:46,600
It's just that there was so much potential that it didn't follow up on.

737
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:50,720
And I could have forgiven a lot of the cheesy acting.

738
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:59,280
I could have given up a lot of the or given some points for a lot of the other shit that

739
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,960
was done wrong.

740
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:07,400
It's just because like in Spy Kids, like the story was there.

741
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:15,160
It's just yes, it was executed in a very cheesy manner, but it was still like a decent story.

742
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,840
I feel this is in a spy kids work so well.

743
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:23,800
Yeah, this movie just.

744
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,280
So yeah, forty seven and a half.

745
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:35,480
Moving on to writing, writing actually scored lower than the story that get got forty six

746
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,480
and a half.

747
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,280
It's all those cheesy lines, man.

748
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:41,320
All those cheesy ass lines.

749
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:47,200
Yeah, a lot of the jokes in this didn't land.

750
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,960
Yeah.

751
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:56,880
And a lot of like there's a lot of bullshit in this movie, too.

752
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:01,000
Like they're like plot conveniences.

753
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:08,080
Oh, for real, though, like I'm trying to think of like what characters said the most cringe

754
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,080
worthy stuff.

755
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,720
I think we talked about this.

756
00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:14,720
It was the kid that could shift his face.

757
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:20,600
Oh, my hell, I hated him.

758
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,240
Yeah, I did, too.

759
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:28,080
It takes a lot for me to hate a kid actor and he did it.

760
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:29,080
He did it.

761
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:34,360
Yeah, but we'll save that for acting.

762
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,360
Yeah.

763
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:43,440
But I mean, we can kind of talk about his character, OK, because obviously it was like

764
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,520
the writing.

765
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:50,000
So what was his his superhero name face?

766
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000
Face something.

767
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Face maker.

768
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,680
It wasn't a face maker.

769
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:56,680
So dumb.

770
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:57,680
Stupid.

771
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:58,680
Yeah.

772
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:03,560
Dude, these kids had to come up with their own names, right?

773
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:07,200
Like there's no way the parents came up with these because if they did, I'm going to smack

774
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,480
the shit out of them.

775
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:12,040
Be like, you all suck at superhero names.

776
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:20,000
Dude, one thing that they didn't freaking explain like and this is why I think the training

777
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:25,360
montage with the parents would have served us really well.

778
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,640
I didn't know who the hell belonged to who.

779
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:29,640
Yes.

780
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,640
Thank you.

781
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:31,640
Yeah.

782
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:36,040
When they were like, honestly, OK, at the part at the end, when they're being reunited,

783
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:40,320
I actually had to pause and go back and be like, OK, that kid goes to them.

784
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,520
That kid goes to them.

785
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,200
Oh, those two go to them.

786
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:48,600
I'm like, you never mentioned at all which parents belong to which kid.

787
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:49,760
Yeah.

788
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,680
They don't establish that in the slightest.

789
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:59,840
Literally the only one or two that you know is Pedro Pascal's character's daughter.

790
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:04,120
And then, of course, Guppy, who is the daughter of Sharkboy and Lava Girl.

791
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:05,120
Yeah.

792
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,120
That's it.

793
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:10,760
Like, OK, wheels for one.

794
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,520
I know that they kind of have like, oh, that's my dad.

795
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:14,720
I'm like, oh, dad.

796
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:17,280
And you're just they don't make a big deal.

797
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:21,560
Like they don't put a face to like they don't put child to parent.

798
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:28,200
It's just you hear them cheering them on when there's like multiple heroes on screen.

799
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:34,720
Like OK, with wheels was who was his dad again?

800
00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:35,720
Miracle Man.

801
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:36,720
See.

802
00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:41,840
So OK, with Miracle Man, I thought his son was the one that wasn't able to control his

803
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:42,840
powers.

804
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:43,840
Yep.

805
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:44,840
I did, too.

806
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:49,920
Robert Rodriguez, what the shit?

807
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:54,440
If you think we can't get this shit, I don't think kids are going to be able to either.

808
00:47:54,440 --> 00:48:00,000
Yeah, it's just what?

809
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,760
Like I said, this is where the training montage would have served us really well.

810
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:09,160
It would have put a face to the child and then.

811
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:14,200
It would have made some other moments mean a bit more like.

812
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:18,080
The speedy dude who wasn't that fast at all.

813
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:25,240
No, like you see like this yellow streak kind of go through this crowd and then the news

814
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:30,160
anchors like, did you guys like, did you guys see that?

815
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:34,560
And I'm like, yeah, I did.

816
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:35,560
Take sorry, buddy.

817
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,320
He ain't no flash or Quicksilver.

818
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:42,200
Hell is he slower than Quicksilver?

819
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:45,640
He's not even even he's not even close to being that fast.

820
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:49,760
Did he probably couldn't even keep up with Dash and he's a kid.

821
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,760
Probably not.

822
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:56,080
Like yeah, it was ridiculous.

823
00:48:56,080 --> 00:49:02,800
So his kid was the one that was in slow motion, which that was what I don't know.

824
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:07,080
I found that a little funny.

825
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:12,400
OK, like like the fact that Noodles had to keep saving him or like bring him into the

826
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:17,000
scenario that they were in because they had already moved on to the next plot point.

827
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,720
Yeah, but why?

828
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:22,920
Did they explain why he was in slow motion?

829
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,040
I know because they're just like, oh, his dad's fast.

830
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:30,800
So to be funny, let's make him super slow because that makes sense.

831
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:34,040
Yeah, that's weird.

832
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:38,120
Like I thought the way that I remember them saying it was it was like some sort of time

833
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,440
displacement thing.

834
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:45,080
Oh, I didn't like he can move fast, but he has this time displacement that makes him

835
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,080
slow.

836
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:54,440
And I'm like, that doesn't what that makes the no just no.

837
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,440
Yeah.

838
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:56,440
OK.

839
00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:03,920
So the all the parents are locked in this room, but they can't they have like video

840
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:08,360
access to what their kids are doing.

841
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:17,320
And the fast persons like the fast dad is watching the slow motion kid.

842
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:22,460
And then the two kids that can manipulate time work together are able to focus their

843
00:50:22,460 --> 00:50:29,040
energy to make him faster and then his dad kind of like, look how fast he is.

844
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:33,280
And like it looks like he's having a really heartfelt moment that just went completely

845
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:37,640
flat and like, I don't even remember whose kid was yours.

846
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:38,880
Yeah.

847
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:42,720
Like were you disappointed that your kid was slow?

848
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:45,080
If that's the case, your shitty father.

849
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:51,420
Yeah, it's just like, OK, why is it such a big deal that he's moving fast to you to like

850
00:50:51,420 --> 00:50:52,420
to him?

851
00:50:52,420 --> 00:50:57,840
I mean, like I said, if they would have failed with their parents, that would have struck

852
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,840
a much stronger note.

853
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,200
Damn straight.

854
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:09,400
So I'm glad that this movie friggin score or this writing, the writing for this movie

855
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,280
got a forty six and a half.

856
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,680
It really quickly wasn't OK.

857
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:19,000
So the kid that can couldn't control his powers, wasn't his dad the one that had the jet pack

858
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,000
at the beginning?

859
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,000
Yeah.

860
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Yeah.

861
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,040
I didn't even know that he was one of the heroics.

862
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,400
I thought he was just like a random guy that had a jet pack.

863
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:29,400
I did too.

864
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:32,720
I'm just like, you didn't display any form of super superpower.

865
00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:37,400
So excuse me for not associating you with the heroics.

866
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:38,480
OK straight up.

867
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,480
This is what I thought.

868
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,520
I thought the wild card.

869
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,560
I thought his dad was Miracle Man.

870
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:49,720
And I thought the the straw or the kid in the wheelchair wheels.

871
00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:55,440
I thought his dad was the the frickin jet pack dude.

872
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,040
Honestly that would have made so much more sense.

873
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,040
Yeah.

874
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:00,040
Right.

875
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,560
And what was up with the kid?

876
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:08,480
Like I don't understand why wheels was in a wheelchair.

877
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,400
Wasn't it?

878
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,920
His like it's his body.

879
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:18,920
I forget his like body was like so powerful and full of strength that like his legs couldn't

880
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,280
support him.

881
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,760
So that's why he had to be in a wheelchair or some shit like that.

882
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:27,240
How does that make sense?

883
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:29,040
Dude you got me.

884
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,000
You've got me.

885
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,480
Yeah the writing for this movie was bullshit.

886
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,600
It really was.

887
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,600
And can we talk a moment about acapella?

888
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,440
I hated her.

889
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:43,680
Yeah I hated her too.

890
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:46,440
So she she like her power is singing.

891
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:51,880
Like she can make shit happen when she sings.

892
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:55,560
I don't understand how.

893
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:59,800
But there was a lot of there was a lot of times where I'm like that's not how sound

894
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:00,800
works.

895
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:01,800
Okay.

896
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:07,760
Okay when they were like announcing like all the kids and their superpowers I got flashbacks

897
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,800
to have you seen sky high?

898
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:10,800
Yes.

899
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:11,800
Okay.

900
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:16,920
Remember that when they do that like test with the car or whatever to like see what

901
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:21,840
their superpower is and then if they don't pass they have to go into like this certain

902
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:28,400
uh isn't it like the sidekick class or some shit like that?

903
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,400
Yep.

904
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:30,400
Yeah.

905
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,280
Their powers were better than the shit that the kids got in this movie.

906
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:34,360
No joke.

907
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,040
Like was it Zeke that can glow?

908
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:41,920
I think that's way cooler than a kid that can freaking sing the highest notes you've

909
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:44,040
ever heard.

910
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:48,040
Yeah but apparently she can make shit float if she sings really low.

911
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,920
That makes no sense.

912
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:54,360
Like what?

913
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:58,920
And then she I don't like I'm like okay so if she sings really high does she make things

914
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:00,440
like heavy?

915
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,440
Nope.

916
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:05,880
Like who knows what the how the hell her powers work.

917
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,640
Yeah for real.

918
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:09,640
I don't know if you knew this.

919
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:10,640
Freaking Facemaker.

920
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:11,920
Oh my god let's.

921
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,640
He's a freaking living emoji.

922
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:19,160
Wasn't there like an offensive joke with him I thought?

923
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:23,980
There was a borderline joke so okay so noodles.

924
00:54:23,980 --> 00:54:34,120
So noodles is so Facemaker is like Hispanic looking but he's like he's white.

925
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:35,760
Yeah.

926
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:46,080
Noodles is the guy or the kid that can stretch and noodles can noodles is a black kid and

927
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:53,480
Facemaker copied noodles face and it seemed like it was noodles face with a lighter tone

928
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:54,480
of skin.

929
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:59,120
Yeah I don't know how that's gonna age.

930
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,120
Not well.

931
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,120
Yeah.

932
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:02,120
I can tell you that.

933
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:08,080
Dude when I saw that I'm like okay well yeah if I was on the editing table which Robert

934
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:11,480
Rodriguez was he was the editor of this movie as well.

935
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:16,400
I would have I mean I wouldn't have even filmed that scene in general but I would not have

936
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,040
added that effect.

937
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:25,480
Yeah and his power was so freaking like stupid.

938
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:29,960
He was just making faces at people I'm like okay so you got a kid that can make faces

939
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:38,280
it wasn't like not even like all of his faces not even all of them were like CGI.

940
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:42,640
It just seemed like he was making faces and they kind of like accentuated some shit.

941
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:48,680
The one time that I felt like oh he's really showcasing his abilities is when he was like

942
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:53,540
doing the sad face and his eyes were really big and I still I cringed at that because

943
00:55:53,540 --> 00:56:02,400
I'm like this is a freaking joke but at least that like made his his face thing make sense

944
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,680
a little bit.

945
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:05,760
Yeah that's true.

946
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:09,900
I'm like okay so that's his ability because like every other time he was just seriously

947
00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:13,200
just making faces at people.

948
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:14,720
I'm like what?

949
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:16,960
Yeah.

950
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:20,000
So it's just dumb.

951
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,080
Just make him a shape shifter.

952
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,880
It's not that hard.

953
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:24,880
It's not.

954
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:28,600
It's probably cheaper in the effects apartment anyway.

955
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:38,080
Yeah like that's all you have to do just make him a shape shifter you dumb shits.

956
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:43,240
Oh really quickly I guess Netflix announced they're doing a sequel to this movie did you

957
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:44,640
know that?

958
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:49,160
Are you shitting me?

959
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,160
Why?

960
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:55,840
I have no idea well dude did you see how well it was viewed?

961
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:56,840
What?

962
00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:04,800
Yeah dude it was so uh upon its release the film was the most watched title in its opening

963
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:09,400
weekend then finished third the following weekend before returning to first in its third

964
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:15,160
weekend it finished second behind new Netflix release Outside the Wire in its fourth weekend

965
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:20,200
and it was revealed that the film has been seen by 53 million of households during the

966
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,200
first four weeks.

967
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,760
What?

968
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:29,360
How have more people seen how have more people seen this movie than the prom?

969
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:33,400
The like the prom okay I'm sorry I know I talk a lot about this movie but the prom was like

970
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:39,040
in the top 10 Netflix movies its first week and then never again and it pisses me off

971
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:43,680
but yet this movie I see it every single gosh damn week in the top 10.

972
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:45,320
It's bullshit.

973
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:48,360
Did we are we watching the same movie?

974
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:54,560
I don't know apparent I mean did we miss the actual sequel to Sharkboy and Lavagirl apparent

975
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:57,640
I guess we watched the wrong movie bro.

976
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:08,160
Yeah dude this oh my gosh the writing was awful.

977
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:14,720
It was absolutely awful and it absolutely deserves the 46.5.

978
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:15,720
Yes it does.

979
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:18,000
Oh we got a.5.

980
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:23,080
I don't know okay I love it.

981
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:30,360
Alright moving on over to acting just look up the cast list there are so many freaking

982
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:35,720
kids in this.

983
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:43,640
Every to the child that played Facemaker you're the bottom of the list for me.

984
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:48,360
Same yeah honestly same.

985
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:58,720
And dude there was a lot of like decent like names in this like Priyanka Chopra was in

986
00:58:58,720 --> 00:58:59,720
this.

987
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:00,720
Who did we?

988
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,720
Freaking Pedro Pascal.

989
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:08,000
Like I told you I think I gave it a 50 right?

990
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:14,200
Oh what did you give it?

991
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:22,280
Yes I gave it a little higher than you and I gave it a little higher for Lavagirl.

992
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:27,020
That's honestly the only reason why it's not in the 40s it is at a straight 50 because

993
00:59:27,020 --> 00:59:32,420
Taylor Dooley came back to play Lavagirl and it's kind of also at a 50 just because

994
00:59:32,420 --> 00:59:38,560
you can never go wrong with Pedro Pascal and even though he was barely in this movie he

995
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:42,240
was one of the only characters that I actually liked.

996
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:48,360
Yeah anytime he was on and like acting good I'm like okay just dial back.

997
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:50,880
Like you don't need to act that hard.

998
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:51,880
Yeah.

999
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:55,600
Like honestly everyone was freaking phoning it in.

1000
00:59:55,600 --> 01:00:00,800
You would think that within Wonder Woman 1984 you'd have to say okay Pedro let's dial it

1001
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:06,800
back here a bit with the whole life can be great or like life is great but it can be

1002
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:07,800
better.

1003
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:11,520
There's just some of the parts that he acts in the way he acts in that movie but no it's

1004
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:17,600
this movie that like okay buddy let's bring it back here a little bit just a little bit.

1005
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:29,840
Yeah it's just oh my gosh.

1006
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,360
I don't even know what to say.

1007
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:39,840
So the main girl was Pedro Pascal's daughter or his character's daughter and her acting

1008
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:43,240
was not good at all.

1009
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:44,720
I mean it was definitely not the worst.

1010
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:51,880
I liked her acting better than the girl that played Guppy, Sharkboy and Lavagirl's daughter.

1011
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:53,880
I don't care what anyone says.

1012
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:55,960
I'm sorry I did not find her character cute.

1013
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:58,680
I found her super annoying.

1014
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,160
Yep.

1015
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:07,200
Why couldn't they go find like another what's her face from Ant-Man?

1016
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:11,840
For real though or why couldn't we just bring her into this movie?

1017
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:13,560
But yeah I'm sure she's too old.

1018
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,240
Oh yeah that's true.

1019
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:22,680
But yeah it's just like her acting was way better.

1020
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:27,040
I would have loved to see her as Sharkboy and Lavagirl's daughter.

1021
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:30,080
Although I am still on the fence about Sharkboy and Lavagirl being married.

1022
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:32,920
I still don't know how I feel about that.

1023
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:37,080
They weren't brother and sister you creep.

1024
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:41,720
I got a brother and sister relationship from that movie okay?

1025
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:42,880
No you're wrong.

1026
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:46,680
And I stand by that.

1027
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:47,680
Anyway.

1028
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,440
Okay let's think of some of the other.

1029
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:55,280
Okay the kid that actually played Noodles I did not hate him.

1030
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,320
I actually kind of yeah he was not bad.

1031
01:01:57,320 --> 01:02:00,840
Even though he was freaking like he should have been the freaking leader like they were

1032
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:03,320
relying on him super heavily.

1033
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:07,040
Like every second it was just like Noodles can you do this?

1034
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:08,240
Noodles do this.

1035
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:14,360
And the only reason that he didn't get them out of the headquarters was because they needed

1036
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:16,160
a capella to do something.

1037
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:23,320
Yeah I mean you can't I mean I feel super elasticity is one of the most helpful and

1038
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:26,840
coolest super powers you could ever have.

1039
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:30,200
I'll give you that.

1040
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:38,680
But okay what about uh shit what was it fast forward and rewind the twins?

1041
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:39,680
They were average.

1042
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:40,680
Yeah they weren't bad.

1043
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:43,360
I mean they weren't great they weren't awful.

1044
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:44,360
I actually liked them.

1045
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,640
I think Wildcard needed some major help.

1046
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:52,520
Oh god goodness gracious he needed some more acting classes.

1047
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:53,520
Yes he did.

1048
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:59,680
When he's just like oh yeah the main girl helped I forget the the main girl's name.

1049
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:06,640
She helped me focus my attention on all of my super powers and now I'm just amazing at

1050
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:10,600
all this shit and I'm just like dude you're really phoning this in this sounds really

1051
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:14,960
corny and I know you're a kid but like I've heard way better kid actors than you and this

1052
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,400
is just really really bad.

1053
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:21,520
Yeah dude okay so.

1054
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:30,280
The scene that I hated the absolute most was when the kids were locked in the room and

1055
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:35,280
they were trying to all cry to give the tears to Guppy.

1056
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:38,720
Oh god that was so stupid.

1057
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:45,040
She was so the the leader or I forget what her name is but she was freaking winking at

1058
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:53,120
everyone being like wink wink and like the only person that wasn't crying was I thought

1059
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:57,360
they were what they were trying to do I thought what the winking was all about was that they

1060
01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:01,000
were trying to make Guppy cry.

1061
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:03,000
Yeah that's what I thought too.

1062
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:07,120
Yeah but no it was like everyone was crying I'm like everyone was in on it.

1063
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:08,120
Yeah.

1064
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:13,040
Like how the hell does that make sense?

1065
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,400
Beats me man.

1066
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:15,400
Beats me.

1067
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:22,160
Okay how'd you feel about Rewa- no uh Slow Mo.

1068
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:25,920
The Slow Mo Kid.

1069
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:31,520
I know he didn't say much but I don't know everything that kid did I actually thought

1070
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:34,040
was really funny.

1071
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:39,080
Just watching that kid run in slow motion was freaking hilarious.

1072
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:43,920
There were times that you could tell that he was doing it himself.

1073
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,800
Yeah.

1074
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:50,840
And there you could like you could obviously tell like when he was with everyone else you

1075
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:55,680
could tell that he was like trying to like act like he was walking in slow mo and then

1076
01:04:55,680 --> 01:05:00,080
there were the other times where he was like by himself that you could tell that it was

1077
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:04,880
actual slow mo like they caught him running normal and then just slowed it down and then

1078
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:08,840
there are other times where he's acting like it and the times that he was acting like it

1079
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:12,440
were garbage.

1080
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:18,080
I mean I'll give him a little props he tried his best but I don't know maybe just a little

1081
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:21,880
bit more effort buddy just a little more.

1082
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:27,000
Yeah so honestly it was him and Lava Girl that bumped it up for me.

1083
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:31,680
No it was Lava Girl and Pedro Pascal that's it.

1084
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:34,360
Yeah other than that acting not good.

1085
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:37,200
Nope not one bit.

1086
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:41,200
So 52.5 is what acting got.

1087
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,200
Yeah.

1088
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:50,560
Next up we got Character Development and that scored a 62.5.

1089
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:54,080
This is actually one of the higher categories that we rated.

1090
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:59,480
It is because I feel so I think you would agree that the character character development

1091
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:03,920
is mostly Pedro Pascal's daughter.

1092
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,120
Yes okay.

1093
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:11,280
And you know the movie starts out with her kind of not like realizing what her superpower

1094
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:12,280
is.

1095
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,800
She feels like she doesn't belong with these kids because she doesn't.

1096
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:15,800
She doesn't have a superpower.

1097
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:19,760
Oh yeah she doesn't.

1098
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:25,220
But throughout the movie she realizes that you know actually what her purpose in life

1099
01:06:25,220 --> 01:06:26,600
is kind of what her dad is.

1100
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,160
She's a really good leader.

1101
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:31,320
She's good at getting people to work together.

1102
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:39,840
I don't know I actually enjoyed to some extent watching her grow as a character into a good

1103
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:44,960
leader somewhat of a good leader for these let's call them heroics 2.0.

1104
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:47,840
I don't know what the hell to call them.

1105
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:50,640
Or the heroics junior.

1106
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:52,080
Yeah.

1107
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:53,400
There we go.

1108
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:56,920
Well they eventually become the heroics.

1109
01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:57,920
Yeah.

1110
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:03,920
Which what the hell the adults were just forced to retire.

1111
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:04,920
Yeah apparently.

1112
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:05,920
That's bullshit.

1113
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:10,160
I'm like you could still get some decent time out of Sharkboy and Lava Girl.

1114
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:11,160
Yeah.

1115
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:17,000
I mean come on Taylor Dooley actually came back to play Lava Girl.

1116
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,680
What the hell.

1117
01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:22,360
Yeah wasted.

1118
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:25,880
So wasted.

1119
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:32,000
But yeah it was it was really cool to kind of see her coming to her own.

1120
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:38,680
It wasn't a great arc by any means and obviously it shows that with the sixty two and a half.

1121
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:39,680
Yeah.

1122
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:44,080
But for the kind of reason that score is much higher than everything else was because it

1123
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,360
kind of was a highlight.

1124
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:54,360
Yeah it actually was for for the movie that it's in it is a decent enough arc for a character.

1125
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:58,200
Yeah and I mean you can't fault it for that.

1126
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:01,440
No it's it's solid.

1127
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:09,880
I actually really enjoyed everything that they they did with the character of whatever her

1128
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:10,880
face is.

1129
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:15,840
Like I told you I'm just calling her Pesky or Pascal's daughter even though I know that's

1130
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:18,240
not his real life daughter.

1131
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:19,360
Yeah.

1132
01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:24,320
So a sixty two and a half I think is pretty fair with the arc that they went.

1133
01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:27,160
There was a lot of leaps that they made.

1134
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:28,160
Yes.

1135
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:33,400
Especially when they're at the grandma's house.

1136
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:38,080
Yeah so you kind of got a doctor talking and she's just like OK yeah I'm ready to be a

1137
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:39,080
leader now.

1138
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:40,080
OK.

1139
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,080
Yeah.

1140
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:42,080
So.

1141
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:45,800
It's OK.

1142
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:49,960
Yeah exactly.

1143
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,400
Next up we got effects.

1144
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:57,720
So the effects scored a 54.

1145
01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:02,040
Trying to remember like what made me give it my score.

1146
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:03,360
I mean everything.

1147
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:04,360
Yeah.

1148
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:09,680
The elasticity on noodles is pretty bad.

1149
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:11,160
It could have been worse.

1150
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:12,160
It's OK.

1151
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:13,160
True.

1152
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:18,280
I I gave it so low because of the shitty green screen.

1153
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:21,840
Oh yeah that looks bad.

1154
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:22,840
OK.

1155
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:27,400
OK sorry going back to noodles I feel with him like stretching his hands that didn't look

1156
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:28,400
too bad.

1157
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:32,400
It was when he had to stretch his neck that I'm just like no that looks like absolute

1158
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:34,440
shit.

1159
01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:40,640
Yeah you could tell that the way that they did that effect was he walked to an area and

1160
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:47,560
just froze there like he was just kind of like he stuck in a pose and froze there and

1161
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:51,720
then they did the whole like they kind of messed with the effect of his neck.

1162
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:52,720
Yeah.

1163
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:58,360
And then you could tell that like anytime his neck it was just like stationary like

1164
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:03,880
same position and then it like you could tell like exactly how they did the effect.

1165
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:09,240
The only prop that are the only yeah the only positive I'll give and it's really not even

1166
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:13,540
a positive because it doesn't really look that good but it was cool seeing Lava Girl

1167
01:10:13,540 --> 01:10:18,280
fly again or like she used her lava powers again.

1168
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:20,720
Yeah that that's all I got.

1169
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:30,840
But there was so OK getting into the how the frickin parents were flying Miracle Man he

1170
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:32,480
his flying looked like garbage.

1171
01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:36,640
It looked straight up green screen.

1172
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:47,040
And then one of the effects was all of the non flying heroes were being carried by drones

1173
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:48,040
and that looked.

1174
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,040
Oh yeah that looked awful.

1175
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:52,680
That looked like garbage.

1176
01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:57,800
Yeah it was it didn't look good in the slightest.

1177
01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:00,040
No it did not.

1178
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:05,080
And then you get the like the super cheesy looking like Spy Kids Sharkboy and Lava Girl

1179
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:11,240
level effects where it's just obvious green screen.

1180
01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:15,960
And it yeah it's a 54 is is fair.

1181
01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:18,560
Yeah.

1182
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:25,480
You're not getting frickin Avengers endgame level CGI in this at all.

1183
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:28,600
I feel like anyone could do this in their home.

1184
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:31,380
Oh yeah easily.

1185
01:11:31,380 --> 01:11:33,560
So like we said 54.

1186
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:38,320
I'm trying to think if there's anything else that oh frickin face maker.

1187
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:40,720
He brought it down for me.

1188
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:42,080
Face yeah.

1189
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,080
That was so dumb.

1190
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:44,080
So awful.

1191
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:58,120
All right next up we got costumes which we were unanimous on this and came to a six.

1192
01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:03,960
I think I was I think actually I was pretty high on this wasn't I.

1193
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:04,960
No we were the same.

1194
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:05,960
Oh we were.

1195
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:06,960
Oh my bad.

1196
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:07,960
Yeah pretty sure.

1197
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:09,600
Let me just double check.

1198
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:13,400
Yeah we were both the same on costumes and music.

1199
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:16,280
Oh OK.

1200
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:23,200
I feel like the only thing cool or costume wise was the heroics costumes and it was mostly

1201
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:24,200
music.

1202
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:25,200
Oh we're in music.

1203
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:26,200
Oh I'm sorry.

1204
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:28,360
Music I'm sorry.

1205
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:29,360
I apologize.

1206
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:34,120
My music wasn't super memorable.

1207
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:36,360
No it was very bland.

1208
01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:40,440
I would have.

1209
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:45,600
OK just speaking of music I didn't appreciate the joke that I forget who says it but they

1210
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:52,360
say oh shark boy don't you want to sing one of your classic jingles or some miracle man.

1211
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:57,560
Yeah that was actually pretty funny.

1212
01:12:57,560 --> 01:13:01,560
That was like one of the only jokes that actually got a little chuckle out of me.

1213
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:06,960
Yeah I had a good laugh at that.

1214
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:16,880
The rest of the time the music that stood out that didn't make the least bit of sense

1215
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:27,680
was freaking acapella and her mom singing at the same time when Pedro Pascale's daughter

1216
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:33,240
was doing her like teaching or leading by example moment.

1217
01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:35,480
Oh yeah oh my gosh.

1218
01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:38,920
I'm like this feels very out of place.

1219
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:43,000
For real though.

1220
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,800
I forgot about that.

1221
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:48,880
Yeah that was rough.

1222
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:56,920
And also like freaking acapella like her singing throughout the movie she was so freaking annoying.

1223
01:13:56,920 --> 01:14:03,400
She's on I put her slightly above face maker in the annoyance level.

1224
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:09,520
Oh dude the only music that's really sticking out to me is like at the beginning when miracle

1225
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:12,960
it's miracle man right.

1226
01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:17,520
So like when he like starts falling back down to earth and like the music gets just like

1227
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:23,480
really intense that's literally the only thing I remember and that was actually kind of like

1228
01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:27,800
somewhat of a good score right there.

1229
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:31,480
But that's literally all I'm remembering.

1230
01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:40,080
Yeah it was a bit above a five so six is perfect.

1231
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:42,840
Yes absolutely agree.

1232
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:50,660
All right next up we got costumes which we also agreed on and it scored an eight.

1233
01:14:50,660 --> 01:14:53,720
So this is the highest score for this movie.

1234
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:58,880
And on this is like honestly the only good thing about this movie because for the most

1235
01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:03,680
part all the costumes for the heroics were actually pretty good.

1236
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:08,200
And of course one of the biggest reasons why it's an eight was shark boy and lava girls

1237
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:11,480
costumes were on point.

1238
01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:17,360
Yeah they're yeah the shark boy costume looked killer.

1239
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:18,360
Yeah.

1240
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:21,440
The thing that that killed it for me was the freaking helmet.

1241
01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:26,040
Yeah I mean but since Taylor Watner wouldn't come back they kind of had to add that to

1242
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:28,040
it.

1243
01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:36,760
Yeah honestly what I would have done instead because like the actor that they got to play

1244
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:40,320
shark boy looks pretty similar to Taylor Watner.

1245
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:46,080
I feel like what they could have done is just done like a one of those like eye mask like

1246
01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:48,840
the Incredibles have.

1247
01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:49,840
Like do you like.

1248
01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:53,600
I was thinking the shark boy sunglasses.

1249
01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:55,640
That would have worked too.

1250
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:58,800
I feel either of those would have worked.

1251
01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:01,800
Yeah it's just that the helmet.

1252
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:06,320
Yeah that yeah that just kind of ruined shark boy.

1253
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:09,800
Should we even be calling them shark boy and lava girl anymore isn't it shark man and lava

1254
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:12,120
woman now or lava lady.

1255
01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:16,400
It should be it honestly should be shark man and lava lady.

1256
01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:21,480
Dude like I'd be if I was freaking shark boy I'd be pissed.

1257
01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:24,760
I'm not a boy anymore do I have a high voice anymore.

1258
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:32,000
No my balls drops thank you very much.

1259
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:42,200
Yeah so I yeah I would have personally gone a sunglasses route for shark boy.

1260
01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:47,200
I like that and then like I said the actors thing but that's just me.

1261
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:56,000
Yeah the actor for shark boy actually has like it's very similar to Taylor Watner like

1262
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,320
he has the black hair and everything.

1263
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:00,600
Like they could have fully gone that route.

1264
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:02,660
I don't want to actually look up.

1265
01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:05,360
Or just gotten a dude that's a little skinnier.

1266
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:09,800
Damn are you calling the guy fat.

1267
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:10,800
Do what?

1268
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:13,200
Damn are you calling the guy fat.

1269
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:14,400
No it's not.

1270
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:15,400
He's not.

1271
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:21,440
I'm not saying fat he's just bulky.

1272
01:17:21,440 --> 01:17:30,920
Yeah like Taylor Watner has a very sleek face and whoever they got has a very built face.

1273
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:32,820
Like his face is a little wider.

1274
01:17:32,820 --> 01:17:34,920
His jaw is very prominent.

1275
01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:42,000
Yeah but no honestly I could yeah I could easily have seen him without a helmet.

1276
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,600
Yeah that would have been fine.

1277
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:52,760
Yeah right like it's just like okay shark boy just went through puberty really hard.

1278
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:59,800
Yeah like I mean I've seen honestly uh worst recastings.

1279
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:09,240
Yeah I'm wondering if they did any voice work with him at all or if like the intended goal

1280
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:12,280
was to make him not talk.

1281
01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:18,520
Because if I'm remembering correctly the guy that they cast as him isn't an actor by trade.

1282
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:20,360
He's a stuntman.

1283
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:23,320
Oh okay.

1284
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:29,040
So that might or yeah he's a stunt person so that very well be why he didn't talk.

1285
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:34,360
That would be like really funny if they have him talk and they're just like okay yeah no

1286
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:36,060
uh we're gonna make it mute guys.

1287
01:18:36,060 --> 01:18:41,440
No offense to you it's nothing against you but yeah we're gonna keep shark boy mute.

1288
01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:43,440
Yeah so.

1289
01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:48,680
No offense to JJ I'm sure he's a decent actor.

1290
01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:56,840
Yeah so anyway uh so costumes coordinate they were pretty they were really good very you

1291
01:18:56,840 --> 01:19:00,480
could remember them uh pretty easily.

1292
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:02,080
Oh yeah absolutely yeah.

1293
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:04,160
Easily the best part though.

1294
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:09,160
The kids didn't have very good costumes but the costuming for everyone else was just so

1295
01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:16,480
excellent that it was um that's what brought it up.

1296
01:19:16,480 --> 01:19:20,120
Yeah I agree.

1297
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:26,760
Alright lastly we got our own personal grade.

1298
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:34,280
So I'll uh Rose I'll let you go take this first.

1299
01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:37,640
Do you remember what you gave it?

1300
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:39,680
I think so.

1301
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:43,440
Um did I give it like a 48?

1302
01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:46,200
Yeah okay sorry spoiler alert there's my grade.

1303
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:51,700
Um but anyway so for We Can Be Heroes I give a 48.

1304
01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:54,480
No I did not get to a 50.

1305
01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:59,400
Even the return of lava girl and shark boy or I'm sorry lava lady and shark man.

1306
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:04,400
I couldn't even save this movie.

1307
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:09,440
Um they were like really hyping this up as the unofficial sequel to shark boy and lava

1308
01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:12,480
girl so you would think that like oh yeah we're gonna get a lot of them like yeah we're

1309
01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:16,360
gonna get these kids in it but we're also gonna see a lot of these two or at least a

1310
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:22,560
decent amount but no we got like a minute of screen time in total of these two.

1311
01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:28,240
And I get what they're trying to do like setting up like oh this is like uh their avengers

1312
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:34,000
world this is who the avengers would be in their world but I don't know when it comes

1313
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:39,640
to like the heroics I think it somewhat works for with the adults but I don't know for the

1314
01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:42,920
most part I just did not like a lot of the kid actors.

1315
01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:50,800
Um just I don't know I feel with a lot of and I know this movie is not directed towards

1316
01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:55,840
me but I grew up with a lot of Robert Rodriguez films the three shark wow the three shark

1317
01:20:55,840 --> 01:20:57,600
boy films.

1318
01:20:57,600 --> 01:21:04,560
The three spy kid films the adventures of shark boy and lava girl.

1319
01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:08,480
Those are some of my favorite movies to watch as a kid and even going back to them now I

1320
01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:12,680
still enjoy them they're not the greatest but I still enjoy the hell out of these four

1321
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:19,200
movies and so I was really excited to finally see a somewhat sequel to shark boy and lava

1322
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:23,840
girl with we can be heroes but I just did not get that I did not think the story was

1323
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:28,240
really that good the acting from the kids could have been a lot better I've seen so

1324
01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:37,600
much better um just the effects weren't really that good um just just a lot of really bad

1325
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:44,040
stuff and what could have been if it was written better or filmed better because like we said

1326
01:21:44,040 --> 01:21:50,160
this idea works on paper but on film it just doesn't um so yeah.

1327
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:56,280
I'd like to know where it went wrong in execution I do too but yeah so that's that's why I'm

1328
01:21:56,280 --> 01:22:05,520
giving it a 48 you failed me Rodriguez you failed me.

1329
01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:12,000
So I ended up giving this movie a 45 um I liked it a little bit less there was just

1330
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:22,280
so many issues with it the kids were not very good actors and I think that there was potential

1331
01:22:22,280 --> 01:22:30,240
for a really great movie and it's just a bummer that it wasn't as good as we were hoping I

1332
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:39,320
wasn't expecting a good movie no I mean I was I was expecting like legitimately a C

1333
01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:50,200
minus movie yeah that's like yeah that is exact like that's exactly what I was expecting

1334
01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:57,300
I was like all right I'm trying to think of something I was expecting a like a slightly

1335
01:22:57,300 --> 01:23:08,080
better Justice League yeah I I couldn't go with that yeah so I I had not very high hopes

1336
01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:16,720
for this movie and they still let me down and it just it bummed it bummed me out but

1337
01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:27,640
yeah the the kids were very cringy a lot of the time and I think oh sorry go honestly

1338
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:36,080
I think the best actor for this was Oh Joe oh because she said nothing except for the

1339
01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:42,400
last like 10 minutes yeah but even when she like it's just it was the actress was actually

1340
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:48,400
decent yeah she was awful yeah and like there were times where I'm just like okay like at

1341
01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:55,120
least Priyanka Chopra is trying and then there was like once I got to that point where I'm

1342
01:23:55,120 --> 01:24:01,440
like hey at least she's actually giving a damn she does something like she did some

1343
01:24:01,440 --> 01:24:14,040
like weird like face and I'm like ah damn it well hope yeah I'm just like I'm just

1344
01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:22,880
I'm frustrated by this movie do the way oh sorry not what were you saying I was gonna

1345
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:29,840
say okay have you ever seen Malcolm in the Middle on and off yeah okay so there's an

1346
01:24:29,840 --> 01:24:36,520
episode where Dewey they're celebrating Dewey's birthday and Abe their neighbor I said I don't

1347
01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:42,200
know if their neighbors it was Stevie's father asks Dewey how his birthday is and this just

1348
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:54,120
sums up the movie perfectly he says I expect nothing and I'm still disappointed that that's

1349
01:24:54,120 --> 01:25:05,440
an accurate description of this movie yeah I yeah I was still let down and it's it sucks

1350
01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:12,720
it sucks it does so let's see what you got for spike it's five yeah I'm just kidding

1351
01:25:12,720 --> 01:25:15,520
I don't think there's gonna be a spike it's five but apparently there's gonna be a we

1352
01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:23,600
can be heroes too can you include sharkboy and lava girl a bit more I doubt doubtful

1353
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:28,920
cuz like what kind of like we said apparently yeah for real though well it's kind of like

1354
01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:33,520
we said it seems like they're just getting rid of the adult heroics and then here's the

1355
01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:48,580
junior heroics yeah whatever anyway so those two personal scores average out to forty six

1356
01:25:48,580 --> 01:25:58,520
point five damn yeah so our personal score is equal to our the writing score holy shit

1357
01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:15,600
holy shit so the final grade for we can be heroes is an F it is the first F that we have

1358
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:24,840
ever given to a movie oh shit yeah and you guys experienced a milestone here on the all

1359
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:36,240
bros yes you did so actually it's actually like okay being fair it is one point four

1360
01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:43,800
percent away from a D minus all right it's so it's a very sharp point lava girl would

1361
01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:51,760
have been a little more it would have been a D minus I think it would have too yeah like

1362
01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:56,200
we said I think the only change that needed to be made to it is training sequence with

1363
01:26:56,200 --> 01:27:02,320
the parents yeah that would have boosted it up for me yeah it's a little boosted up a

1364
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:12,280
ton yeah then you don't have this weird like grandma interaction and yeah it's just we're

1365
01:27:12,280 --> 01:27:18,520
fixed it yeah drastically a little bit yeah okay maybe not drastically but it would definitely

1366
01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:28,040
help the story out a lot yeah so it's scored of or did I say the like the percentage already

1367
01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:31,760
I just said it was one point four percent away from all then I don't think you actually

1368
01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:42,400
did yeah so it is sitting at a fifty eight point six eight percent yeah so it just needed

1369
01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:55,360
a little bit of a boost yeah in just a category oh I'm playing with the scores a little bit

1370
01:27:55,360 --> 01:28:00,280
the music would have bumped it up a full percentage if the music would have been a little bit

1371
01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:10,160
better and if so okay so let's say just for shits and giggles that the they did have a

1372
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:18,480
training montage with the parents what so if they would have thrown that in and then

1373
01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:24,160
kept the rest of the movie like how it was so like maybe subtract the training montage

1374
01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:30,800
with the grandma okay and make it a training montage with the parents and then the parents

1375
01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:38,540
get captured and then they kind of go on the like the exact same thing like exploration

1376
01:28:38,540 --> 01:28:44,680
or mission whatever you want to call it what would you have put the story at what did I

1377
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:55,120
grade it again I forgot you gave the story of 45 I gave it a 50 that would probably boost

1378
01:28:55,120 --> 01:29:04,920
me to a 50 it would boost you to a 50 yeah it probably would have boosted me to a 55

1379
01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:16,560
okay so that would put us at like 52.5 okay it still would have been an F so nevermind

1380
01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:28,400
well we tried yeah well we thought anyway well it probably would have affected our personal

1381
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:37,840
score too but I'm not gonna play with that so good point but anyway it's if you set your

1382
01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:48,080
expectations low and go into this movie you'll probably be fine yeah like you'll you're you're

1383
01:29:48,080 --> 01:29:53,760
not gonna it's just you'll find some it's one some way of enjoyment not me some way

1384
01:29:53,760 --> 01:29:59,920
it's one that you could easily tear apart yes like if you were just to have a movie

1385
01:29:59,920 --> 01:30:05,240
night with your buddies and you just wanted to watch a really bad movie and just rip it

1386
01:30:05,240 --> 01:30:17,880
to shreds this is a good one to do that too yeah it really is so like we said 58.6 percent

1387
01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:27,400
I can't compare to anything else because this is the lowest movies ever gotten oh shit man

1388
01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:37,160
yeah the record the record-making we can be here oh let's see if any movie can top it

1389
01:30:37,160 --> 01:30:44,280
see if any or dethrone it from yeah let's see yeah lowest let's see if any movie before

1390
01:30:44,280 --> 01:30:59,240
episode 200 can dethrone it yeah doubtful yeah great yeah well this concludes this week's

1391
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:04,320
breakdown if you like this episode want to hear more of our stuff be sure to follow and

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01:31:04,320 --> 01:31:09,720
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1401
01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:18,560
guys alright um so next week you guys can look forward to a breakdown of Mulan whoot

1402
01:32:18,560 --> 01:32:25,600
which Caleb has seen already but I have not I have seen it and I actually really enjoyed

1403
01:32:25,600 --> 01:32:31,280
it so let's see if I do too because I finally watched the original a couple months ago I

1404
01:32:31,280 --> 01:32:36,640
had never seen it before so yeah it's got a lot to live up to because that movie is

1405
01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:45,720
fantastic yeah so you guys can look forward to that next week until then this has been

1406
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the all bros podcast uh Caleb and I'm Jonathan and we'll catch you guys next week deuces

1407
01:32:52,600 --> 01:33:01,240
show no what was that I tried to go like a side cue I don't know I tried to like go higher

1408
01:33:01,240 --> 01:33:06,680
for her bird maybe like make it sound like maybe just a tad better but no that did not

1409
01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:23,640
no it did not won't happen again I promise