What up bros, this is the All Bros Podcast, I'm Caleb and I'm Jonathan.
We are a couple of aspiring filmmakers that love to watch and critique movies but also
enjoy a lot of bit of the nerd life.
This week on the podcast we have a couple new figures that we're going to be talking
about in Funko Focus, both of the Marvel related, surprise to no one.
You stole my line.
What?
I was going to say shocker, right?
Stole it, you bitch.
Well maybe next time you can hurry up.
Well I needed a sip of Dr. Pepper, okay?
Well then that sounds more like it's your fault than mine.
Well you know what, Dr. Pepper is made from the gods so I have an excuse.
Yeah, gods of the underworld because it's freaking tastes like shit.
Fight me.
Let's go.
Dude, Dr. Pepper is gross.
We're going to post a poll on our social media.
Is Dr. Pepper the best seller?
I haven't done well, I don't think I've ever done well with those polls.
No you have not.
So this will be fun.
Yeah.
Anyway, both Marvel related.
We got one 4K or yeah 4K that we're going to talk about.
Okay whatever.
We have one movie that we're going to talk about in our 4K spotlight.
For Through the Wall we're going to go through some Golden Globe nominations.
Just the five big categories that we're interested in.
And then for this week's All Bros headliner I will be pitching my idea for an Immortal
Hulk movie.
In an Immortal Hulk Dreamcast.
Woo woo.
Oh this is going to be so much fun.
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Alrighty, first up in Funko Focus.
Rose, you want to take this one first?
Sure, because yours is a lot cooler than mine.
I'm not going to disagree.
So for my Funko Focus I chose, I really didn't know what else to choose that came out this
week but I chose the Amazon exclusive Tony Stark shawarma pop that is coming out.
So it's up for pre-order right now.
I just want to see when it's actually coming out.
My internet would be nice, that would be great.
Better than Caleb's.
You're not wrong.
Okay, so Tony Stark will be releasing on April 21st and then I think Bruce Banner comes out
this month.
I believe it's an ois.
But yeah, it's literally just Tony lounging in one of the chairs and honestly I feel like
the next three, no I'm sorry four, after him are kind of just going to be like maybe just
like a little boring.
Not boring but just kind of plain because didn't Bruce come with literally the whole
table?
That's a good question.
I want to say he did.
I don't remember saying all of them.
Anyway I mean it's still really cool and it's going to look amazing when it's all put together
but like honestly the best part about this pop is like the comments and what is one comment
that was it?
Someone said, everyone give us a swarmacine.
Funko gives us a swarmacine.
Everyone eh it's boring, looks like crap.
All your product is trash Funko.
You know what?
They're not absolutely wrong.
They're not.
I won't say that everything Funko produces is trash because I still enjoy Funko figures.
But yeah like we were asking for the freaking swarmacine and it's like eh it's okay.
There's nothing really else they could have done with it.
They literally took it out of the movie and gave it.
Yeah I know but yeah I still will.
When they're all up in the air they give us that in pot form and people are still disappointed
by it.
Well that's just the nature of making things for people.
They're going to be disappointed.
Eh fair.
There's just no winning with people.
No there is not but yeah.
There's nothing really else to say about this.
It's straight from the movie.
He's just lounged in his chair, his black shirt.
Yeah I got nothing else to say about it.
It's cool.
Am I going to buy it?
No.
The only one I'll probably buy is Clint or Hawkeye whatever.
But I don't plan on completing the set so.
Nah the only set like this that I plan on completing is the Avengers Assemble.
Well dude you should get on that.
Aren't they all still available?
Pretty sure.
I want to say they're all still too close.
I'll figure that out eventually.
So for my Funko Focus I actually have a figure that I'm super excited for and I'm not, the
only reason I'm not going to get it is because the price is a little too far out for me.
If it gets to 30 or below I will definitely be picking this up and this is the 10 inch
Galactus with a removable Silver Surfer.
Dude it's already sold out at Mighty Hobby.
Are you shitting me?
Yeah.
I'm just going to see if it's still available at Entertainment Earth.
Yeah this, so it's a 10 inch figure of Galactus and it's like the classic looking Galactus
if you've seen the common Galactus.
But he has his hand out and he's holding a little Silver Surfer and it's removable.
That's what I like most about it.
It's a freaking removable Silver Surfer.
Dude it's already pre-sold out.
Ah that sucks.
But dude even I wouldn't have pulled the trigger at $45.99.
That's insane.
Yeah a little too much.
But if it was like 30 or below like I said I would have pulled the trigger hard.
I'm surprised it isn't 30 because isn't that what 10 inch pops are supposed to go for?
Usually but they limited this one to 20,000 pieces you said?
Yep yeah 20,000.
Yeah so it's a limited figure so it makes sense that it would freaking do that.
So that sucks.
So probably not going to get that anytime soon.
Maybe after the hype dies down you can get a good deal on it.
Never know.
Yeah hopefully this is one figure that I hope they come out with a like the common.
I hope they come out with a 10 inch Galactus even if it's not the one where he's holding
Silver Surfer because that would be one that I would get.
He just want a 10 inch Galactus.
Yeah I think that would be really cool because I want to get all of the Fantastic Four obviously.
The only two that I need are Invisible Woman and The Thing.
And wait I thought I gave you the Invisible Woman.
Oh shit that's right.
So all I need is The Thing.
Yeah all I need is The Thing which I'll probably pick him up.
I also want the Silver Surfer and then I want Galactus.
I don't really have a desire to pick up Doctor Doom or Herbie from that line.
So yeah but this figure is so freaking bitchin'.
It really is.
Yeah I just want a 10 inch Galactus because it's just like the Galactus I know is freaking
giant.
I mean it's just the Galactus everyone knows.
So it wouldn't make sense for me to buy a Galactus figure that's the same size as everything
else.
So someone commented a really good point.
So on like the first picture they posted said,
Sigh, have wanted this for years but once the 18 inch pops became a thing this became
a go big or go home situation.
Please don't f up on the eventual sentinel.
Make that 18 inches or not at all.
I have to agree with him an 18 inch Galactus, that's a no brainer.
Like come on.
An 18 inch with a normal sized Silver Surfer?
Yes.
I mean it's going to be like 120 bucks.
Easily.
But worth it?
Yeah that's what I was going to say.
Worth it?
Oh man.
Dude can you imagine if they did Godzilla and King Kong that big?
In 18 inches?
Dude that would be dope.
That would be so sick.
That would be an excellent marketing ploy for Godzilla vs Kong.
Yeah can you imagine if they were even bigger than that?
Yeah right?
Go 20 inches.
If they're just like no we're going 25 inches.
Like why stop there?
Like 3 feet.
Just make them as big as the stands and the, you know how big the figures are at Funko.
Yeah just make them that big.
Why not?
Dude that would be awesome.
You have to actually drive somewhere to pick it up but we all know you guys would do it.
Tie it to the roof of your car.
That would, if I were in charge of Funko HQ I would find a way to just make a humongous
Galactus.
Do it for real though?
I wouldn't do it for real.
Yeah I wouldn't do it for real because I think printing something that big or getting something
that big made would be a little bit of a challenge.
But I think you could do some like smoke and mirror trick to make it seem like the Galactus
is just like ungodly big.
I think that would be super cool if they were pulled out off of Funko HQ.
That would be so dope.
Anyway that's my Funko focus for this week.
Moving on to 4K Spotlight we have Freaky coming out this week.
Yeah the movie starring Vince Vaughn and what is her name?
The girl that, so she's the replacement of the girl that played older Cassie in the Avengers
Endgame.
The replacement?
Oh that's right yeah she is getting replaced.
What's her name?
Catherine Newton.
That's kind of dumb I want to know why they switched her.
Yeah because I thought she did a fine job.
I mean she only said one word but I thought she did a great job.
What the hell?
I don't know.
I mean I don't know.
Freaking bullshit.
Because I think she.
Oh sorry go ahead.
No I was just going to say I think.
The other chick that matched young Cassie's look a lot better than Catherine Newton.
I can agree with that.
I can definitely agree with that.
Yeah so.
We haven't seen Freaky yet but I think we're both really wanting to.
Yes I'm just I'm not going to pay $22.99 for it.
Yeah so that might be a future breakdown somewhere down the line when we can find it at a decent
or when Rose can find it at a decent price.
I love that.
Oh wait no I'm sorry I take all Rose's digital code.
So when Rose can find it I have a good deal.
Yeah I almost forgot how cheap I am for a second.
Oh turns out actually Greenland is also coming out too this Tuesday starring Russell Crowe.
Russell Crowe made a lot of movies in 2020.
What about that.
What the shit man.
Man I ain't complaining I like the guy he's a good actor.
Yeah he's not bad.
Yeah so that's all we got with 4k spotlight.
Moving on to through the wall.
Rose I'll let you take this one.
Okay so this Wednesday I think the nominees for the 2021 Golden Globes were dropped and
once again Amy Poehler and Tina Fey will be oh my gosh I was hosting the program.
I don't know how I forgot that word but I think this is their third or fourth year doing
it which is awesome.
But anyway there are a couple categories that me and Caleb want to talk about.
We mostly just want to talk about ones to where it's movies that we've actually seen
or movies that we've like really heard of that we can give somewhat of our insight on.
So you said you want to talk about like like five Caleb.
Yeah let's do like I'll let you pick which ones you think will work.
So I'm just going to go down the list and just choose ones I think are good to talk
about.
So first up might be the most controversial controversial one and it is best actor in
a motion picture musical or comedy because these are the nominees.
Sasha Baron Cohen for Borat Subsequent Movie Film, James Corden the Prom, Lin-Manuel Miranda
Hamilton, Dev Patel the Personal History of David Copperfield, and Andy Samberg for Palm
Springs.
Now a lot of people are PO'd that James Corden was nominated for best actor for playing a
gay man when he is a straight man.
Me and Caleb we kind of shared our thoughts about this.
We I mean I loved James Corden in the Prom.
Caleb hasn't seen it yet he's going to see it see it very soon considering our breakdown
is going to be the next episode.
But the way that I look at it is the director of the Prom who I forget is because my memory
sucks.
Who directed you?
Ryan Murphy.
So Ryan Murphy who is an openly gay man I feel you know he wanted to cast James Corden
he pulled the trigger to cast him he told him to act these certain ways so I feel if
anything if people are getting mad at this shouldn't they be getting mad at Ryan Murphy
and not James Corden because he was just doing what he was directed to do?
Yeah.
I think we got into that enough with that whole deal came out but people need to learn
who to throw fits at.
But anyway I'm actually happy that he's nominated I would love to see him win I don't know if
he will.
One that I want to point out Lin-Manuel Miranda being nominated for Hamilton how do you feel
about this because you know Hamilton dropped on Disney Plus but it's literally just them
filming the stage adaption.
Do you think that this should be considered considering that it's technically not it is
a movie it's filmed for a movie but it's technically not a movie.
I think it's cheating a little bit but technically it's a movie.
Okay so it's hard to say it's hard for me to say that it's like full on cheating because
it is for a movie and this was shot as a movie yes it is the stage adaptation just filmed
but couldn't you just say that about anything it's just a stage any movie is a stage adaptation.
That's true that is very true.
Okay so there's those two I have not seen the first Borat so of course I haven't seen
the second one I need to I don't even know if the first Borat's on any streaming I know
the second Borat is an Amazon exclusive.
I think the first one's on Amazon.
Might know what I'm doing this weekend having a Borat marathon.
Can you really call it a marathon with just two movies?
I don't know I think you can.
I should watch like his like movie Bruno or like some other Sacha Baron Cohen I've never
seen a Sacha Baron Cohen movie.
I don't think I have because I never even saw the Brothers Grimsby I think that's what's
called.
I think there I've seen a couple movies of his but not like a ton.
What are your thoughts on him?
On him as an actor?
Yeah.
I think he's he's really good his character work is really is really really good.
Not necessarily I'm not necessarily the biggest fan though.
Okay.
I kind of put him in the same area of my mind as I do Mike Myers.
Okay as for I feel sometimes Mike Myers is a lot to handle especially in Cat in the Hat.
Yeah and I think Sacha Baron Cohen is also is a little bit much to handle but he does
do some good character work.
Okay.
I appreciate his craft it's just not necessary it doesn't necessarily do it for me.
Fair enough.
I will watch a couple of his movies this weekend and I will report back to you if I hate him
or I love him.
Yeah you're gonna have to let me know because I'm not gonna watch those without a recommendation.
Then we got Dave Patel for the personal history of David Copperfield.
I actually don't even know who Dave the name sounds familiar.
Do you know who Dave Patel is?
Dave Patel?
No.
I thought you were gonna say asked about David Copperfield.
Oh sorry Dev Patel.
Dev Patel.
No I do not know who that is.
Oh his biggest movie is Slumdog Millionaire.
He was the main guy in that.
Oh yeah I know him.
So he's nominated and then Andy Samberg for Palm Springs.
I love that movie.
I have never seen it.
Is it worth a watch?
It's on Hulu.
It is very much worth the watch.
If you like Andy Samberg's comedy I think this is a movie that you would enjoy.
It also has J.K. Simmons in it.
Really?
Yeah in a really interesting role.
Alright.
So yeah I recommend.
I highly recommend.
It's a Groundhog's Day type movie.
Oh I love those movies.
So like kind of Happy Death Day?
Not quite.
Well yes but not quite Happy Death Day.
Okay.
Alright I look forward to checking that out.
Next up let's talk about Best Original Score.
So the nominees are The Midnight Sky from Netflix, Tenet from Warner Brothers, News
of the World from Universal Pictures, Mank from Netflix and Soul from Pixar.
And I feel a lot of people are rooting for Soul to win this one and I think it absolutely
deserves it.
I haven't heard the other ones.
I am rooting for Soul but that's because the only other one that I'm familiar with is from
Tenet and I wasn't a big fan.
Have you watched Tenet yet?
I have not watched it yet.
Have you?
No huh?
I need to.
I want to watch Inception first before I watch Tenet for some reason.
That's not an awful idea.
Yeah I would probably do that.
I just want to talk about one snub really quickly.
Meryl Streep was not nominated for her performance as Dee Dee Allen in The Prom for Best Actress
in a Leading Role in a musical or comedy but James Corden was.
I'm happy that he's nominated but come on.
Meryl Streep was just as incredible.
Alright Best Motion Picture musical or comedy we have is literally the same as the nominees
for Best Actor.
It's Borat's subsequent movie film, Hamilton, Palm Springs, Music and The Prom.
Can we all guess what Rose is voting for?
I'm personally rooting for Palm Springs but it's just because I'm biased towards that
movie.
You bitch.
Well I'm biased towards The Prom.
Dude Amanda Seyfried is up for Best Actress in a Supporting Role in any Motion Picture.
She's up for it in Mink.
That's awesome.
Nice.
Yeah.
What else is there?
Unfortunately a lot of these movies we have not seen.
So on set the last one that we can really talk about Caleb is Best Motion Picture Animated.
Okay.
Is that okay?
Yeah.
Okay.
So the nominees are The Crudes, A New Age, Onward, Over the Moon, Soul and Wolf Walkers.
It's awesome that both Pixar films are nominated.
Now I have not seen...
List those off again.
So The Crudes...
Okay.
I have not seen yet.
I have not either.
But I've heard it's a good sequel.
And Cloris Leachman, Rest in Peace.
Who plays Granny?
Or is it Gran?
I forget.
May She Rest in Peace.
Amazing actress.
The Crudes, A New Age, Onward, Over the Moon, Soul and Wolf Walkers.
I'm between Onward and Soul.
Yeah I am too.
And I'm literally torn as much as I was when I was putting these in my top 5 movies of
2020.
It's a freaking coin flip for me.
Yeah.
Both are great in their own ways.
Oh that's tough.
I could honestly be either way on any given day.
Yeah.
So if either one, I'd be happy.
I wouldn't care.
I mean, either way Pixar wins.
So yeah.
But that's awesome that The Crudes 2 is nominated.
I heard it was a decent sequel.
I'm excited to see that one.
Because I forget how enjoyable The Crudes was.
So I'm excited to see what they did with this sequel.
You know in DreamWorks movie, I watched a couple weeks ago that I thought it was as
enjoyable as it was?
Chicken Run.
And I know you hate that kind of animation.
But I just forgot how much I loved that movie.
And I had a freaking blast with it.
So just wanted to point that out.
Fair enough.
Like I said, I have weird issues.
Yes you do.
Sorry man, I can't back you up with the whole stop motion animation.
I get it.
But just know I'm still making a shit for it.
Okay but listen, I've said this multiple times to you.
We, I'm very envious of the craft.
I appreciate the craft.
Just everything that they are able to do and pull off is incredible to me.
I just don't like watching it.
Okay.
Fair, fair, fair.
Just know I'll still give you crap for it.
Fair.
But as long as you understand my stance.
Oh I do, absolutely.
I completely understand it 110%.
Doesn't mean I won't give you crap.
And this isn't anything against stop motion in general.
I love stop motion.
I think talking about this in like a therapy session that we had a little while ago, it's
more of the character models.
I don't like over exaggerated characters.
Like, okay here's one for example.
I actually really like Nightmare Before Christmas when it's just Jack and Sally because I don't
feel like they're too over exaggerated.
But then when it comes to like the mayor, you're like oh goodness.
The mayor kind of throws me Uggie Boogie I really like just because his design is very
basic.
It's just, I am not a fan.
It's just like little things.
I don't know what it is.
I'm not a fan of how Santa Claus looks in that movie.
Yeah I don't either.
Although I love, what's it, Shock, Lock, and Barrel.
Love those three kids.
Yeah.
But like, ugh.
I try to think of other things.
Like, I'm trying to think of a stop motion thing I like but it's like really hard.
Like Chicken Run I don't really like because I think they look a little too much like Play-Doh
and like the characters are very, it's just the character design.
It's just the characters look odd.
It's kind of how Ardmann's been though, like ever since they started.
So it kind of, it's kind of their special thing.
I know that they're like consistent and everything but like, okay here's one that wasn't stop
motion that I didn't like because of the over exaggerated characters.
Adam's Family.
I mean I love the movie.
I thought the movie was really good.
I didn't care for the Adam's Family, the character designs even though I know that's like what
the comics are based off of.
Yeah I was just about to say that.
That's what I loved about it.
It made them look like the original comics.
Yeah.
So I think that's just what threw it for me.
Fair enough, fair enough.
Yeah I don't think I have anything else to say about Caleb's hatred towards stop motion
animation.
Yeah.
One second.
Sorry.
Victor was distracting me.
You're cute man.
So yeah.
I think that covers everything for Through the Wall.
So I think we can get right into this week's headliner.
Let's do it.
Alrighty for this week's headliner.
I'm going to be pitching my idea for an Immortal Hulk movie.
This is based off of the comic that I believe started in 2017.
Oh shit I didn't know it was that new.
It's fairly recent.
Wow.
It might be 2018.
I'm not 100% certain.
It's been a while since I read the first issue.
That would be kind of cool if it came out in the same year as Infinity War.
Yeah I'm pretty sure it did but like I said don't quote me on that.
But before we get into that we did ask a question of the week and we got a few responses.
So I'm going to start over on Twitter.
The question that we asked is given the power what comic series or story would you adapt
into live action?
And starting off on Twitter like I said we got a response from the homie Kaz or Kazalina
whichever you want to say at Casual520.
He said Heathcliff and the Cadillac Cats.
Sounds like the male version of Josie and the Pussycats.
A little bit right?
Yeah I'm pretty sure it was a show because he put a GIF of Heathcliff.
So I'm assuming it was a show but I think this if I'm remembering this right I do remember
this being a comic and I remember it being like really good like kind of up there with
Garfield.
Damn that's a high mark.
So I'm trying to remember more about it but yeah it's escaping me.
I do remember enjoying it though.
Nice.
Yeah moving on over to Instagram if my phone wants to hurry up.
Okay we got a response from hell underscore night underscore drawings.
I'm assuming it's or they said I'm just gonna say they they said One Punch Man I'm assuming
they meant manga.
But yeah I actually have watched One Punch Man.
I watched it because I was bored and I think it could make for a really cool live action
movie.
It is so odd.
It is seriously this dude that One Punch destroys everything.
Interesting.
And like that's his deal if he punches someone they like they explode.
The shit.
Yeah and it's it's insane it's because he does a hundred pushups 100 sit ups.
I forget how how far he runs but it's he has this workout routine that he does every single
day and that's given him the ability to destroy anyone with one punch.
Alright it is so much freaking fun if you can get over the cheesiness of it and I think
I might have watched it wrong because I watched the English dub.
So like with with anime or like Japanese shows like that there's either the sub or the dub
and the sub means that it's just subtitles.
And the dub means that they try and like go over it with like English.
And everyone says that sub is far superior to dub but I also don't have time to sit there
and read.
Same.
So I prefer to watch the dub.
I feel subs go so damn fast that you get your I feel having to rewind it so many damn times
throughout the movie.
At least I have to.
That's how it was with Parasite.
True.
I'm just a slow reader guys.
That's all it is.
Yeah but yeah the one punch band would be a ton of fun.
Next up we got a response from our good friend Shy over at Friday Night Movies.
Oops Rose can't hear me.
Better?
Oh.
Good?
Cool.
What was I saying?
Our good friend Shy over at Pancake 4 table responded and he said I would do a proper
Valiant universe through the first Unity series based on the original 90s comics.
Harbinger, Eternal Warrior, Shadow Man, XO Manowar as the core titles slash characters.
I feel bad I know nothing about that.
Yeah I think the Valiant series is I think the first one they tried doing that or starting
that from with that Vin Diesel movie Bloodshot.
I think he's a character from the Valiant universe and I don't think that movie was
particularly received well.
I feel I'll check it out when it's like eight bucks but until then.
We rented it on Amazon and it was not worth the money.
Oh shit okay.
Maybe five bucks then.
Yeah.
But yeah I think that I haven't done a whole lot of research into the Valiant comics or
the Valiant universe but it does seem really interesting because I listen to Shy's show
like freaking weekly so and he's talked about that series a few times and it's really intriguing.
So I need to check it out more.
I need to do like a deeper dive into the comics.
Our next response comes to us from Crash and Taz's movie seller at Crash and Taz movie
seller with underscore underneath all the words.
He gave us a couple responses because he thought that I was specifically talking about Hulk.
He says I know that planet Hulk was already adapted with Thor Ragnarok and I'm going to
stop you there.
It was technically adapted.
It wasn't adapted correctly.
Damn.
Caleb Throne's Shaded Tycho with E.D.
Yeah so if you want to.
It wasn't.
It absolutely was not.
So if you guys want to redo like gosh I'm going to.
That's another future Dreamcast.
I'm going to re-create planet Hulk.
Anyway he says but I would love to see that done but with more emphasis on World War Hulk.
It would be interesting to see him going toe to toe with some big name heroes.
I know that casts him as a villain basically but if Wanda can do it then why not Hulk.
And you are absolutely correct.
True that man.
True that.
Yeah the World War Hulk storyline would be the shit.
It would be the absolute shit to watch.
His other response said so now that I know you mean any comic series and we're not specific
to the Hulk I want to add another one.
I would adapt the Spider-Man Deadpool comic into a movie.
I absolutely love that comic run and think that an actor like Tom Holland and Ryan Reynolds
would have the same chemistry on camera as the characters do in the comic.
I would even include some other heroes like Thor.
Jane Foster's Thor is on Deadpool's hall pass list so it would be funny if it was Chris
Hemsworth Spider-Man slash Deadpool number four.
That would be pretty freaking fantastic.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah that would be legit.
I think everyone's wanting a Spidey Deadpool movie or series or something.
Yeah no doubt about that.
I think a series would work out really well.
But anyway thank you everyone.
That answered our question of the week.
We really appreciate hearing from you guys.
Yes thank you.
Okay besides Immortal Hulk Cato do you have any others?
That is a tough one.
Because World War Hulk would be really really good.
I think the Incredible Hulk's story arc would be really good.
So that one's basically all of the different Hulks like Scar, Red She-Hulk, She-Hulk, Abom,
like all of them are kind of trying to figure out the world.
It's cool because Hulk and Red She-Hulk have a weird chemistry.
And there's like one scene in particular that I'm thinking of where Hulk is down in this
underworld or on a different planet and he calls to all the monsters basically becoming
their god and says that their only purpose in life is to fight.
And he's just like we are going to fight and then we are going to fight some more and then
we are going to die and then we are going to continue fighting.
And I'm like that is...
I love it.
I forget like the exact line but oh my gosh it gave me chills reading it.
I loved it so much.
That is freaking fantastic.
So that's probably the one that I would interpret.
Very, very nice.
Like I said, future Dreamcasts I'm going to be fixing Planet Hulk.
Now I'm also going to do World War Hulk.
I love it.
So did you have a comic series in line?
I can't really say mine because it's already being adapted.
Matt Fraction's Hawkeye and that's what they're basing the series off of.
So yeah that's a good one and that's going to be really fun to watch.
Alrighty so getting into my Dreamcast for the Immortal Hulk.
I am taking a funky direction with this.
I am not setting this in the MCU as it is right now.
This can be in like the multiverse, like part of the multiverse, whatever.
It is not in the current MCU timeline.
So I have recast everyone.
Blasphemy.
Dude I don't even care.
You can't do the whole thing without Mark Ruffalo.
No they broke, no Mark Ruffalo and the Russo Brothers, they broke Hulk.
They broke Bruce Banner and I am here to fix it.
Oh man.
Hear that Russo's?
Look at all the shady stuff you guys.
Listen I loved your movie.
If the Russo Brothers are listening.
I loved your movie.
I loved Infinity War.
I loved Endgame.
But you broke the Hulk.
Don't even try to pretend that you didn't and I understand.
The Hulk is a wild card.
The Hulk is a wild card and he is hard to throw into a movie that needs structure.
Because he just throws a wrench into the story so I understand that you had to get rid of
him but you broke him.
So sorry you broke the Hulk and now I am here to fix him.
Introducing fix it Caleb Jr.
Alright so getting into my cast.
The first one that I am going to recast is General Ross and I am going to cast Clancy
Brown.
I can't argue with that.
Yeah you are damn right you can't argue with that.
I think he, it was between him, honestly I actually really liked the guy that plays him
now.
I forget what his name is.
I forget too.
I really like him too but like I said this is not MCU so I couldn't in good conscience
put him in.
And the only other person that I was going to put in was Sam Elliott.
But I think that that would just reawaken the 2003 Ang Lee movie because he played General
Ross in that movie and I don't want that either.
So I think Clancy Brown is like my other commanding general person.
Because he just has that stature, the voice, he has everything that I am looking for.
Next up I am going to be for my kind of villain.
He is a villain.
He is definitely a villain.
But in this movie he is not the sole focus so it's not like he is the main antagonist.
He is just someone that provokes the antagonist more or less.
And that is Samuel Stearns aka the leader.
And I cast Michael C. Hall.
What's he been in?
Sounds so familiar.
Dexter.
Like Dexter himself?
Yeah.
Oh okay.
Alright I can dig.
But he plays, you'll see when I get into it.
Alright next up we got Bruce Banner.
And I had a really tough time casting this until there was an actor that I really like
and you kind of have to uglify him a little bit.
Because he is a very good looking actor.
But there were a couple roles that I, or a couple pictures of him when I was googling
people that I saw of him.
I almost didn't recognize him but he was wearing the big round glasses and his hair looked
like he was balding.
And he looked like, he looked very different from how he normally looks.
So that's kind of the look that I was wanting to go with for my Bruce Banner.
And that is Sam Claflin.
Okay.
Okay so we're definitely going for a younger Bruce Banner with this.
Definitely.
Okay.
Okay so I'll have to show you the picture that I found.
But if you look up just Sam Claflin in glasses, he has like the rounded, like the round glasses
but he looks older.
It ages him a little bit.
Not a whole lot, just enough that he kind of fits into that area that I'm wanting him
to be in.
And then finally, the Hulk.
And the Hulk, so I'm casting this one different.
Sam Claflin will not be voicing the Hulk.
Yeah that wouldn't really work.
He, yeah so this is a voice role and I actually have two different actors voicing the Hulk.
And if you have ever listened to me bitch and complain about the Hulk, so this is the
roars and the other grunting noises, any noise that isn't speaking.
If you can't guess who it is, you're stupid.
I'm casting Lou Fraignot.
There is no other option for me.
I don't know, I would have gone with something better.
I'm kidding.
Dude I will kill you.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah so Lou Fraignot is going to be doing the roars, he's going to be doing the grunts,
any noise that Hulk makes that isn't speaking, Lou Fraignot will be doing.
I just thought of a perfect one.
Michael Chiklis, there you go.
You're welcome.
No.
You're welcome.
Now for the speaking parts, because in Immortal Hulk, Hulk is very articulate in the way that
he speaks.
He's not quite as well versed as Bruce Banner, but I am going to be able to make him communicate
fairly well.
The person that I'm going to cast is Rick D. Wasserman, who voiced the Hulk in the animated
Planet Hulk movie.
I never saw Planet Hulk.
I'll just take your word for it.
I'll send you a clip after we're done of his voice work.
It's incredible.
Just look up Rick D. Wasserman, Planet Hulk voice on YouTube.
This is for the listeners.
Rick D. Wasserman, Hulk voice.
That's the tone, the voice that I'm going for.
It is very deep, very gravely, but it's not so gravely or deep that it's hard to understand.
It's a really well done voice.
I went through all the characters that did a voice for the Hulk.
He was by far my favorite, at least of the Hulks that speak.
The other one that I was leaning towards, his name I always forget, but he did the voice
for the Hulk in the Avengers Assemble animated show.
I was actually going to ask if it was the same guy.
Not the same guy.
I considered using him, but I think his voice was just a little too not serious for me.
That's fair.
I can understand that.
I wanted someone that could portray confidence and intimidation through his voice, and Wasserman
knocked it out of the park.
I love the Planet Hulk movie, the animated one.
I had to go with him.
This movie is going to be a horror slash psychological thriller.
It's not going to be super action packed in the typical sense.
It's not going to be Hulk just bushwhacking another giant beast.
This is going to be mainly focused on the battle between Bruce Banner and the Hulk.
Kind of get into what they were talking about in the theme or the message that they were
trying to get with the Hulk.
The daytime is for Banner, the nighttime is for the Hulk.
The way that I'm going to start this off, because the comic incorporates that, or revealed
more or less, that the Hulk wasn't born from the gamma explosion.
That was just the catalyst that gave Hulk his own form.
Hulk was always a part of Bruce Banner, even before the incident.
I want to incorporate that.
The way that I'm opening up this movie is it's going to be focusing on Bruce Banner's
home life as a young child.
His father was a scientist that would do experiments with gamma radiation.
He would experiment on himself.
When his wife got pregnant, he was concerned that the experiments that he performed on
himself would turn his child or his offspring into a monster.
So when Bruce was born, his dad never really liked him.
Always trying to find a way to separate Bruce from his mother.
Bruce sort of became disengaged with his parents.
But his intellect was off the charts.
He was putting things together like a steam engine.
He put that together when he was four.
His father got upset with him because no four year old should know how to do that.
And he basically pointed out that he's a monster.
Something is wrong with him and he is a monster.
The way that they drew it was really cool.
Just imagine a typical comic book child but they drew him with a green outline that had
the Hulk.
That looked like the Hulk.
So it wasn't direct.
It was just general outlines so you could see the shape of Hulk.
Super cool.
I don't know how I want to incorporate that but I think something I want to do is whenever
young Bruce is freaking out or just becoming angry, maybe you see little hints of green.
Maybe he instead of like, I know when children scream they turn red so maybe instead of like
maybe make him more of a greenish hue.
So not over the top.
I don't want him to be like baby Hulk.
But then I want to jump to, I want there to be a situation where Bruce's father kills
his mother and he's there to witness it.
And so his dad gets arrested.
He is raised in the foster system with people that do not care about him.
And then it cuts to him in college and he chooses to study.
He drowns himself in his studies.
Never takes time to associate with anyone.
I think there should be a Betty but I don't want her to be a big part.
So I just kind of want it to be like you never see her face situation so it doesn't really
matter who plays her.
But I do want them to have a relationship that's just kind of like you see it happening
kind of off in the distance and then the gamma explosion happens.
This is like another issue I was having.
I kind of want Rick Jones to be in this.
Kind of.
Just having a hard time where you want to insert him into and make it work with the
story.
Yeah.
So it's kind of going to be another one of those situations.
Doesn't really matter who plays him.
It's just going to be off in the distance.
But Banner is going to focus on protecting Rick Jones before the gamma bomb goes off.
And then transformation into the Hulk.
And then I kind of want to.
Then it's like the credits.
The immortal Hulk.
And then I kind of want to do a montage of his life.
Joining the Avengers.
Protecting the world.
Protecting people.
And kind of going along that route.
But also show what's kind of happening behind the scenes where he's struggling with the
difficulty of being two people.
Having to more or less share his body.
And I want him to try and do another gamma experiment on himself where he tries to basically
do what Endgame Hulk did and merge the two.
But I don't want this one to work.
You don't want Smart Hulk 2.0.
Absolutely not.
So he's going to try and do this experiment.
And this is where I want the movie to kick off.
And I want him to try this experiment and him thinking that it worked.
Where he's not Banner.
Or where he is Banner.
And I want him to kind of think that everything worked.
And be walking around in the daytime.
And then he's like I want him to be traveling.
Or maybe actually no.
I want him to be in a city.
And he's going out to go pick up lunch or food or whatever.
Like he's maybe heading back to his apartment.
And he stops at a convenience store.
Goes inside and someone comes in to rob the place.
And he doesn't quite realize what's happening.
Maybe he's just not paying attention.
But he comes from around the corner.
Startles the man that's robbing the place.
And gets shot in the head.
So Banner gets shot in the face.
And he is dead.
Shit man.
So from there the coroners are going to come pick him up.
And take him to the morgue.
And they're going to lay him out on the table.
Or they're going to lay him down on the table all covered up.
And then the sun is going to set.
You're going to see the sun go down over the horizon.
And then it's just going to focus in on his hand.
Because this is a shot in the comic that I loved.
And I'm like, yeah, I have to incorporate that.
So you see his hand sticking out from underneath the cloth.
And I want it to focus on the hand.
And then you see it twitch.
And then start to grow and turn green.
OK.
And then you just hear a crash.
You don't see the Hulk yet.
But you just hear a freaking crash through the morgue.
Then it starts following the man that
robbed the convenience store.
And kind of panicking because he killed a man.
And he's on the run now and everything.
And he goes back to this facility
to try and pay off a mob boss.
Be like repaying his debts or whatever.
Into this very rural.
That's such a hard word for me to say.
Rural.
It's hard for me too, man.
Don't beat yourself up.
But basically this cabin in the middle of nowhere.
He's going to this place to pay off his debts.
And he goes and takes the money.
And the mob boss starts getting upset with him
because he killed someone.
And he's just like, it was just some nobody.
I don't even know who it was.
And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And then you just like freaking earthquake.
Or earthquake situation.
And you just hear like rattling throughout this area.
And I wanted to just kind of stay
in the office of this mob boss.
OK.
Being like, what the hell's going on?
Blah, blah, blah.
And just pounding and like smack.
Like you just hear these insane sounds.
And then you see some of the henchmen outside
flying through the office, like going out of the wall.
Like flying through the door and going out the other wall.
Just like people are getting wrecked.
And so the guy panics and goes and hides
in the corner of the office.
And then Hulk come.
You don't see him, but you just see.
Obviously you know it's Hulk.
But you see him just come and charge through the office,
taking out the mob boss and everyone else.
This dude like panics and you see him like.
You see Hulk's like figure off in like the distance
kind of behind this building where he just smashed through.
And you see the dude in the corner.
And it follows the dude like from the front running out
of this building.
And you just see Hulk's like towering figure.
And then he jumps out of the shot.
And this dude's continuing to run.
And then just like boom right in front of him.
And then it like pans around the dude.
Like goes to the back and then you see Hulk like stand up.
Yeah, this is like freaking nuts.
Like the whole movie revolves around this shot.
I love it.
And so you see Hulk just towering.
You can't see him because the moon is like basically casting
the shadow.
So you can't see his face.
Like you can't like to this point,
we have not seen what Hulk looks like.
OK, all right.
So I'm actually I'm bored with that.
Yeah, so it's up till this point.
And so he's standing there towering over this dude.
And the dude's like freaking out and trying to more or less
explain himself, like why he did what he did.
And he's just like, I was just trying to pay him off.
I didn't realize that this guy would get hurt.
And I'm not a bad guy.
I have like a family, like just giving all
of this justification for the wrong thing that he did.
And then almost coming to the realization
that he is a bad guy and kind of like trying to justify it.
And then it getting to the point of him being like just
the guilt kind of overtakes him.
And kind of giving up, like kind of falling to his knees
and being like, oh, shit, like I am an awful guy.
But trying to ask the Hulk, because he'd know,
like everyone knows the Hulk.
Hulk's the Avenger, whatever.
And he kind of sits there and he asks, he's just like,
I'm not a bad guy.
And it looks up at him and he's just like, am I?
And then you see Hulk's face kind of come down.
And then it kind of gets illuminated.
And it's like, I don't want it to be like fricking pretty Hulk.
Like I'm going back to like the monstrous Hulk.
Like just the crazy eyebrows, like the kind
of overhanging caveman like eyebrows.
And a big forehead with just like the hair
just kind of ratty, whatever you want to do with his hair.
It doesn't really matter.
But just like I want him to go back to a monster.
And there's going to be two different models.
There's going to be the model that we
saw kind of with the Avengers, where he looks more or less
fairly similar to how he looked in the Avengers
and Age of Ultron.
So more of that look.
And then what he is now is more like that, but just bigger,
like bulkier, like more muscle.
But the face is also, I want it to be like,
I want it to be haunting.
I want it to be, the fricking poster
is going to be of like this face.
And I need it to like horrify children.
This movie is rated R, by the way.
And yeah, that's like how I want to open.
This is the first half hour maybe.
OK.
It gets fricking wild.
But I want that, I want the horror shots to be terrifying.
I'm not going to do a cheap jump scare in this movie.
You're going to know that shit's coming.
You're going to know shit's going down.
It's not going to be silent, and then Hulk comes crashing
through the mob boss's office.
You're going to hear shit getting destroyed.
Like you're going to hear just shit getting ripped apart.
And you're going to hear Hulk tearing down
the rest of this cabin until he runs through the office.
Shit.
Yeah, like this is going to scare the ever living bejesus out
of people.
And I think what makes it more terrifying
is that you're following this dude trying
to run away from something.
Because you see the Hulk's towering figure,
and then he jumps out of frame.
And then you just boom right in front.
And it's just IMAX surround sound just scares the living shit
and he rattles your body.
I would have so much fun with this movie.
You have no idea.
But I want it to be focused around that.
So that's like the opening shot.
And then so he comes down and Hulk face to face with this guy.
And he says, what do you think?
And then black.
Yeah, like I said, fucking nuts.
Then the next scene that I want is
banner in the middle of nowhere.
Maybe just outside of a desert town.
So he wakes up, realizes that he's
had a Hulk moment, something that he hasn't had in a while
off without warning.
So he goes into town, gets himself some clothes,
and is able to find money and whatever.
And he goes to pay for a phone, logs into, basically
hooks it up so he can start using his bank
account to pay for shit.
OK.
And gets himself to a bank account.
Gets himself to a motel because he needs
to shower off this experience.
And this is where I bring in a little bit of a nod to Ang Lee
and what he was doing.
So he's in the shower.
He gets out of the shower.
And he's sitting in front of the sink.
He looks like he's about to be like sick to his stomach.
He's super pale.
And he goes and he looks up into the mirror.
And it's like the mirror is foggy.
But he doesn't see what should be his reflection.
He sees darkness in this mirror instead of light.
And then he starts wiping off the mirror.
But while he's wiping it off, it's Hulk.
The more that he wipes off, the more it reveals of Hulk's face.
And he is pissed at him.
And basically calling him out and being like,
you tried killing me.
We had a good thing going and you tried to ruin it.
And he's just like, I tried to work.
Basically saying, I tried to work with you.
I've done nothing but protect you your entire life.
And this is how you treat me.
And being like, this is how it works now.
And tells him, you can have the day.
But when it becomes night, the night is mine.
And then it's like an internal argument.
This is just a constant struggle between Banner and Hulk.
And I'm just like, whew.
Oh, dude.
This sounds like a great scene.
Yeah.
So it's going to be him talking to Hulk through the mirror.
And then when he gets himself composed,
asking what does this mean, what does this mean,
what does this mean, and Hulk doesn't answer him.
Nothing.
And so he kind of gets himself composed,
gets dressed, and whatever, and goes out into the world.
Goes and gets some food or something,
but then gets surrounded by the army in whatever diner he's at.
Everyone evacuates.
And he goes out and is just hands up and goes out.
And he's trying to be like, OK, what's the deal?
And then General Ross comes out and explains to him,
we thought we weren't going to have any more issues with you
after you joined your little boy band,
and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So we needed to take you.
And Ben reluctantly agrees, goes with them.
Like, gets taken however he wants,
or taken however they want.
So he is in this military transport,
and the transport gets attacked.
And I'm thinking I either want this
to be some sort of robot that the leader creates,
or I want this to be Abomination.
It's a tough decision.
I'm leaning more towards Abomination.
Oh, I get it.
Yeah, I haven't cast.
I didn't really cast Abomination,
because I thought maybe Lou Ferrigno could do the roars
and shit with him too.
Honestly, good.
Yeah, so just some slight voice altering,
and Lou Ferrigno can do the voice for Abomination.
But the transport gets attacked, and he and Banner
gets ripped from the government.
And he tries to basically more or less reason with the Hulk,
be like, OK, listen, I know we've had our differences,
but people are in danger.
It's time to go.
And he tries to Hulk out, but he can't.
And then Abomination frickin' bushwhacks him.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, you remember what happened to Abomination
in the Incredible Hulk movie, where he frickin'
gets slammed against the tree?
Yep.
More or less, that's what's going to happen to Banner.
Oh, I love it.
Ouch.
But I love it.
Yeah, so then he wakes up, and he's face to face with,
he's in one of those liquid tube things.
And he's face to face with the leader, like I said,
played by Michael Seahull.
And he starts to kind of more or less,
this is like the part of the movie
where it's kind of just like a typical shitty superhero,
where it's like, oh, revealing your plan and everything.
Kind of pulling that trope a little bit.
But the kicker with this is like he
starts to explain his evil plan or whatever,
or not really evil plan.
And in this, the leader's already kind of established.
OK.
So it's not, I think this could be an introduction
to the leader, but it seems like the leader's
been around for a while, the way that it's
kind of getting introduced.
Yeah.
So maybe Banner wakes up, has this realization
kind of he starts to kind of get into like a monologue,
like a kind of an exposition dump of what happened to him.
Like you and your Avengers defeated me time and time
again.
I finally have you to myself and I have outwitted you
and whatever.
Kind of pulling that off.
And then, jeez, how do I want to pull this off?
Yeah, I only wrote down to like the face reveal.
So now I'm just kind of like going off.
Hey, so I mean, you're doing a great job so far, man.
Yeah, there's something in the comics that happened
that I want to happen.
OK.
And it's going to be insane.
But I think I figured it out.
So the leader kind of has this plan going on and saying,
I'm finally going to, I will discover
the source of your abilities.
Like I will figure this out.
I will figure out why.
I'll basically find a way to steal your power.
And then these experiments are being done on Banner.
He's being almost tortured to death
after being slammed up against a building.
So he's not in good shape.
And then nighttime comes.
And the Hulk reveals himself.
And I want the leader to kind of be almost pissed off
that the Hulk hasn't come out yet.
Because it used to be that Banner would just get mad,
and then the Hulk would come out.
And so he's like torturing Banner and nothing.
And so nighttime comes.
Same shot, sun setting, finally sets, and the Hulk comes out
and just lays waste to everything.
And not even in a difficult way.
I don't want it to be like he comes out and like, yeah.
He just pops out and is just wrecking everything.
And then him and Abomination are just going at it for, oh,
a good little while.
I want this to be a pretty decent action scene.
But then I want one of the leaders' other experiments to,
or not experiments, one of his henchmen
to kind of get released through the struggle of the fight.
And I want a leader to quickly make a deal with him
and be like, I need you to kill the Hulk.
And Abomination is going to kick the bucket in this, too.
So Abomination like freaking slams Hulk down in the ground
and is like holding him in like a full, like just
a freaking headlock from hell.
And this other henchman is like almost
like the radioactive man.
OK.
I'm not going to make him the radioactive man,
but he just has a power to blast through basically blast
gamma energy.
He does that, and you see the beam hit the Hulk.
And it's like you can tell that it's like starting to basically
disintegrate the Hulk.
Not like his full body, just like wherever
the beam's hitting.
So you see it hit.
It's just more or less like deflecting.
But then it's like the deflection's
getting smaller and smaller, and then it
starts like burning a hole through the Hulk.
And so he's like losing his mind.
And it burns through the Hulk, like finally blasts
through the Hulk, and it blasts through Abomination.
Abomination's down, like he's out, like out of the game.
And Hulk's laying there with a hole in his chest.
And then the radioactive dude is standing there,
and then gets frickin' zapped by the leader,
because the leader's a piece of shit.
Fair enough.
And yeah, so he gets zapped, restrained,
put in the cell, and he's just the leader's kind of aggravated.
He's just like, well, shit.
Can't really do anything with that.
And so he starts to walk away.
But then you hear noises in the back
where Hulk and Abomination are.
And then you see one of the figures, not quite sure who,
because they're shaped the same.
You see one of the figures stand up,
and the leader kind of really cocky is just like, oh, hey,
glad you're not dead, thinking he's talking to Abomination.
And then he turns around to look,
and then his eyes get really wide.
And then it cuts to a shot of Hulk from the back.
But you can see through the hole in his chest.
And then you see the leader standing there.
And yeah, like, ooh.
So yeah, other bad shit happens.
You just hear just terrifying scenes of Hulk ripping shit
to shreds.
And you can kind of start to see the wound inside him
start to heal.
But it's not fully healed when he starts going crazy.
And then it's another cuts to the next morning.
And it's Banner.
He's fine.
And he just kind of wakes up in a populated area.
And the same thing happens.
He's trying to reconcile with Hulk and be like,
what the hell is this?
I want him to kind of meditate and kind of go into like,
you've seen Stranger Things, right?
Yes.
So kind of go into that kind of world
where it's like a dark room.
Oh, OK.
And he's sitting there.
And then I want there to be a lot of conversation
between Hulk and Banner.
And they're sitting in the dark room together.
OK.
And then I want Hulk to be able to throw
Banner against something.
Just something where it's like they're stuck in a room
together.
And they're trying to sort out their differences.
Yeah.
Which, spoiler alert, they're not going to.
What?
Yeah.
So I want this to also kind of be like the end goal is
for Banner to accept that Hulk is a part of him
and that Hulk is and has always been his protector.
Because in this, it's revealed that, like in this comic
series, it's revealed that Banner suffers
from multiple personality disorder.
Oh, really?
And his, yeah, and his multiple personality
or his alternate identity was the Hulk growing up.
OK, makes sense.
And the Hulk was the one that harnessed all of his rage
and basically kept him as mild-mannered as anyone can be.
And that's why whenever he got angry,
that's why the Hulk would come out,
because that's what triggered the Hulk.
Ah, OK.
Yeah, and so that's why even before the explosion,
any time he would get angry, it's like he would black out.
And I want him to kind of like, near the beginning,
I kind of want Banner to not really accept that,
be like, more or less call Hulk, basically call Hulk a monster
and be like, you were born out of my mistake.
And then Hulk's whole purpose is to prove to Banner
that he wasn't, that it wasn't the gamma explosion that
birthed him.
It was the shitty childhood that they had.
And he's like, we both suffered and we both went through this.
I know you better than anyone in this world.
And just that kind of reconciliation.
And this is like Hulk getting pissed off that Banner
keeps trying to kill him or get rid of him
or alter him in some way, shape, or form.
Yeah.
So yeah, and so this conversation
is a lot more of that being like, I've always been around.
And then he makes that, have it be like,
Hulk and Banner are watching a memory of theirs.
OK.
So like having the memory of like the young Banner getting
verbally, like just the abuse that went on in this household.
Yeah.
And having to relive the death of his mother.
And Hulk walking him through that and being like,
you weren't alone in this.
Like we were there together.
You just didn't know it.
And you need to accept that I'm a part of you
and blah, blah, blah, blah.
Like just going off of that, like this is, like I said,
this is a psychological thriller.
Like this is going to freaking.
Yeah.
So then Banner comes out of this meditative state
and is kind of in a state of denial.
And while he's in this town, I want the leader to,
like while he's in this city, I want the leader
to come at him again.
Kind of all just bashed and bruised up.
OK.
Like he just, like he got the shit kicked out of him.
And I, and him being a Hulk in his own right,
I want him to like have recovered from it fairly
quickly, but he's still battered.
And so he finds Banner in whatever, wherever he's at,
takes him and he kind of restrains Banner.
And since Banner's still in like the state of denial,
the Hulk isn't going to do anything.
So because the daytime is for Banner,
the nighttime is for the Hulk.
Yeah.
And so once again, he's like getting
tortured for information, being like I can,
like I need the Hulk.
Like I need, like the leader's like I
need to release the Hulk.
Like the Hulk needs to come out.
And Banner's just like he's not going to.
Like it's not going to happen.
Whatever.
And he's just like you're going to,
like you can do whatever you want.
Like it's not going to happen.
And so the leader, as a preemptive measure,
says that he's not going to get caught off guard by the Hulk
again.
And then you see, like so he takes Banner,
lays him down on like an operating table,
like straps him down obviously, his duh.
And he's just like I'm not going to get caught off guard again.
And then you see him like unravel
like a bunch of medical supplies.
And it's just like knives and saws and shit.
And then you see from like a shadow
that he starts like sawing at Banner.
And so you hear Banner like losing his mind
and what like all this other crazy shit.
And we really are going for an R rating here.
Yeah, this is going to get fricking nuts.
And then I wanted to cut to the leader having like blood
kind of all over him.
Like maybe like an apron or his lab coat or whatever,
having this.
And then you just hear him closing something,
like a container.
And then you see him set up on a shelf,
but you don't see what's inside the container.
And then he goes and sits down, kind of take like more like
sitting down taking a break.
And so you hear that sigh of like,
like I just like just worked really hard.
Yeah.
And so he sits down and then you hear him sit
and like make some remark about like the work that he's done.
And then like the camera spins around
and you just see the jars filled up
with different parts of Banner.
Your face is priceless.
I don't know how to react to that.
I'm like, what the fuck?
I did not see that coming.
Yeah.
So it's like his head is in a jar.
His hands are in like separate jars.
And it's just every body part of his are in different jars.
Oh my goodness.
And separated in some way.
And then nighttime comes and all of the parts
start to expand and grow.
And then it becomes goes from Banner's head in the jar
to Hulk's head in the jar.
And the jar is huge.
So it's not like it grows in like breaks or anything.
And everything like so it's like more Hulk or Banner's head
in like a huge jar.
OK.
And then when it grows into the Hulk, it's like, yeah.
And so when that happens, him and the leader
have like are just talking.
And Hulk's like pissed.
Rightfully so.
And then I want leader to kind of talk
about like what his experiments are going to be.
Whatever.
And so he leaves.
And then like it's just basically he gets out of the room.
I know in the comics and for anyone
that's listening to this that has read the Immortal Hulk
series, I know that this isn't exactly how it goes down.
But I think that this would just make a little bit more sense.
So I don't have to introduce random ass people.
I kind of like I said, I kind of wanted him to be.
I wanted the leader to kind of be the antagonist to this.
Kind of.
He's just the one that pisses that kind of drives
the story a little bit more.
But anyway, I want Hulk to kind of go kind of not
know what to do and just like be sitting there in his jar.
And it being him kind of going into this meditative state
trying to figure out what to do.
And then it's like another heart to heart with Banner.
So it's Banner's like slowly, slowly
come into the realization that him and Hulk are stuck together
no matter what.
But the fact I don't want this to be
like at the end of the movie, they come together
and everything's like good in the world.
I want it to be more like they come
to a mutual understanding.
And the arrangement that they put in place
where the daytime is for Banner and the night is for the Hulk,
I want that to kind of be the driving force from then on.
That's like their arrangement.
Hulk isn't going to be day lighting as the Avengers hero
anymore.
Like the Hulk does what the Hulk wants.
And he's not going to be like Banner's puppet anymore.
Hulk's mama didn't raise no bitch.
Yeah, more or less that.
But yes, like again, have Banner kind of struggle with that.
And just like again, like more back, what was I going to say?
Just a few more flashbacks of things that happened
and how Banner helped or how Hulk helped Banner in childhood
and whatnot.
And then I want the ending to be the Hulk getting out.
Kind of using his limbs to break himself out.
It's going to be like the weirdest scene.
But have it be like the forearm or like his arm portion
bend and like knock itself off the shelf.
And then all the parts are slowly forming together.
And it's weird in the comics because they kind of form back
together in like a blob.
And then it becomes like Hulk's disfigured and stuff.
But I don't know if I want to do that.
I can understand that.
Yeah, but at the end, which I think at the end,
it should just be between Banner and Hulk kind of coming
to these terms.
Just kind of coming to these terms.
Like being like one doesn't live without the other.
Banner's no longer going to try and kill the Hulk.
The Hulk is no longer going to try and take over Banner.
And this is like their arrangement from then on.
And it's more like they just become like not super
great roommates.
That's a nice way to put it.
But yeah, I think like the important thing in this
is that the main things I want to get through
is that Banner can't die unless the Hulk lets him.
And Hulk is never going to let him.
Because there's been situations like I think it was there
was a comic where Hawkeye ended up
killing the Hulk with a special arrow that Banner designed.
And that is kind of what set off the Immortal Hulk story arc,
I believe.
He had this arrow that pierced his skull.
So Hawkeye had to go into hiding because he was
wanted for the murder of Banner.
Damn.
I got to read this comic.
It's freaking wild, dude.
It sounds like it, damn.
Yeah.
And so I think that's just the start of it.
Because they have a full blown funeral for the Hulk,
for Banner.
So they bury him.
And then he eventually reawakens and basically resurrects
himself.
Damn.
And then just gets freaking livid.
I mean, won't you?
Yeah.
So that's kind of what I'm wanting.
There's a couple things that I'm considering still throwing
in this pitch.
At the beginning where he gets shot in the convenience store,
in the comics, there is a child that is in the,
I think she's a 12-year-old girl that also gets shot.
Oh, shit.
And I think that's where he's about to go Hulk.
I think the robber gets startled, shoots the girl.
The girl dies.
Banner gets ready to go Hulk and then gets shot in the head.
Damn.
And then it kind of goes from there.
So I might bring that in.
Might not just because child death.
Yeah.
That might be a tough sell.
Yeah.
But I mean, that's more or less my immortal Hulk dream cast.
I love it.
But gosh damn, that whole Bruce Banner, Hulk in the jars
and shit.
Oh, damn.
That threw me through a freaking loop, dude.
I did not see that coming.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
I also almost want to have that at the beginning, too.
That's the opening scene.
Like have it open with Banner and his, you kind of zoom out,
where it's like a close-up of Banner and it's pulling out.
It's like close above his nose and it pulls out.
And you just see more and more of his face.
And then you kind of just see the lifelessness in his eyes.
And then cut the black.
And so it's like it's Banner's head.
Pulls out.
Then you kind of see his eyes are like gray and glazed over.
So you can see that it's lifeless.
And then pull it out more and more and more and more and more
and more and more until you see all the body parts in jars.
And then cut opening sequence, title, and then the rest of the movie
until you get to that point.
Oh, shit.
I love it.
Yeah, I think that would be like freaking trippy.
But like I said, this is going to be a hard R.
Oh, man.
If you thought Logan was a hard R, I think Cable's pushing the boundaries
with an R rated superhero movie.
Yeah.
Like I said, this is going to be a psychological thriller.
I'm not super good at writing like dialogue.
I'm like a big picture person.
So we'd have to get someone to write some really good psychological,
like I would probably get a therapist involved.
Oh, yeah.
That's a good idea.
And just try to figure out like what techniques, what things would someone
with multiple personalities, where one of the personalities is protective
of the other one or of the main personality, like what goes into that?
Why is it so difficult for these people to kind of like become one or whatever?
But this movie, I want to focus on the mental health issues of Bruce Banner
pre-gamma accident.
I wanted to really show off that there was a multiple personality disconnect there
or the disassociative identity disorder.
Yeah, that's it.
Just kind of show that off a little bit and show off the differences between Hulk
and Banner and why they've just constantly been in this fight.
And then have them come to a mutual agreement where it's like not neither of them
are happy about it, but they go with it.
Yeah.
So anyway, that's my dream cast.
Like I said, I love it.
I approve it and deserves to be made.
Yes, it does.
Get on it, Kevin Feige.
Honestly, I think this would make a really good show.
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah, I think it'd be really good.
But like I said, I'm biased.
I wrote it.
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Shut up.
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