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Hey everybody, welcome back to the All Bros podcast episode 184 of the Hitman's Bodyguard's Wife.

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It's your old pal DJ Vic is gone. He is deceased. He has been snapped away by Thanos.

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He did have one good opinion about Jack Black and Kyle Gass and I appreciate him for that.

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But we lay Vic to rest as the guy who was almost the next All Bro.

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It's me now. I'm the most guested and the next All Bro.

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Caleb and Rose, how are you guys doing today? It's good to have you on my new podcast. How's it going?

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Super great. Super great. Yeah. This is amazing.

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This is the untrained eye takeover but only the half of the untrained eye is here.

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Bethany sends her best wishes to you both.

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Oh, we miss Beth.

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Hopefully next time we collaborate she can be here.

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Yeah, she'll be like DJ stop. Stop messing with their show. Let them do their thing.

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I'll let you do the real intro now.

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What up bros? Welcome to the All Bros podcast. I'm Caleb.

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And I'm Jonathan.

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And we are joined by special guest fourth unofficial or not fourth third.

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I don't know. Whatever bro number you are.

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It's number one in the hearts but it's number three on the charts. Hey, hi. It's DJ your third

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favorite bro here to take his rightful place from Victor. That's right. I'm using your full

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government name Victor of the Crash and Taz podcast who thinks that he's going to overtake me

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as most favorite most guested and he'll never do it. I'm DJ from the untrained eye and I've come

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to steal from Victor. Hello everyone.

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Oh, this is going to be a great episode guys.

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Welcome to the All Bros podcast. Rose and I are a couple of aspiring filmmakers that love to watch

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and critique movies but also enjoy a lot of bit of the nerd life. This week on the podcast in

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Funko focus we have a couple new figures to talk about. Actually there's a lot of figures to talk

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about but all of them are coming in one pack so yeah so we have that to talk about. Rose has some

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concerns from Funko or for Funko and then moving on to through the wall we have a new trailer for

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a new Star Wars series coming out and then we're going to be discussing what if a little bit and

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then after that we'll get into this week's headliner where we'll be breaking down the

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hitman's wife's bodyguard. So without further ado let's get into it. So now. No.

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I do it better than me.

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I couldn't help myself. I'm sorry.

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Hello my name is Brooker and I want to talk to you about my fun horror podcast called

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Autopsy Before Movie. Each week I will talk about a different horror movie through one or two ways

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either a kill grade episode where I come up with a cool rubric to grade the kills in each movie.

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I'll talk about the style the method and how impactful it was on me. At the end of the episode

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I'll rank all the kills and tell you which ones are my favorite and which ones I thought sucked.

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I do also like to get a little academic with the movies and do more of what I call a horror review.

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I will talk about what was good what was bad what types of psychological fears the movie plays off

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of and what I thought was the scariest part of the movie while also throwing in some interpretation

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and wacky theories for the movie. You can find my podcast anywhere you listen to podcasts and new

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episodes come out on Tuesdays. Also if you're a YouTube fan these episodes are made available

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48 hours early on my YouTube channel at Autopsy Before Movie. Please be sure to follow me on

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Instagram and Twitter at Brooker Horror or email me at Brookerhorror at gmail.com to let me know

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your thoughts and interpretations or if you have a movie of requests you'd like for me to do.

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Please rate, review, and subscribe and I hope you get to enjoy the show.

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Alrighty first up in Funko Focus. Rose I want to hear your thoughts.

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First like this figure this figure I feel came out of nowhere at least from you from you so I want

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to hear what you have to say about this one. Okay so I don't know why this is like concerns me so

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much but so you know Funko has done you know some interesting choices you know you think that Funko

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would be more family friendly but they've entered into the like the horror world they've done you

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know Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, all those classic horror characters and I know they've

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decided to do like retro toy kind of stuff so like they've done Rock'em Sock'em Robots you know just

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doing all that stuff I did not expect them to do the piece that you have with the Ouija board.

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I did not expect Funko to want us to try to contact the other side.

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Um can I just say real quick right now currently if you look do you see how my

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eyes are looking off camera in this direction I am looking directly at a bloody knife being held by

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a small good guy doll so I'm just saying it is a possessed doll by a grown man serial killer

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holding a bloody knife that's what I'm currently looking at with my eyes.

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See that's why I think I'm like this is this truly showcases why I'm weird because that's just fine

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like oh you know like more power to Funko but an actual Ouija board piece stop the presses that's

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just too much. PS if I uh move my gaze over to the left and look directly in front of me

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zombie Black Panther that's what I'm looking at. By the way both of these are in pop form

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they're not just hanging out in my studio uh so yeah I like that what what about the Ouija piece

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wigs you out the hardest? Uh I don't know just I mean I've never done I've never used one nor do

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I plan to um so I don't know that kind of stuff just like kind of like a little scares me kind of

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freaks me out so like that they actually made a Funko pop of it it's just wow. So what actually

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that's called the Ouija board the Ouija board thing like the whole setup like you you have to

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do it with someone else right that's like a rule. Uh you know what I don't know let's ask the Parker

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Brothers I just want to again say and I have another pop even further to my left that says

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devil Flanders and it's Flanders as the devil not dressed as the devil he's got a little he's got

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hoof and feet and he's got little horns sticking up out of his head that are his his own horns

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go on Ouija yeah so this it isn't like okay I think you're like misinterpret like or

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misrepresenting this figure because it's the Ouija board piece that like whatever the weird

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triangular piece is but it has like a face on it but he is also holding a smaller Ouija board in his

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hand uh I didn't realize that and I may now have to get that yeah so it's it like it's your concern

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that people are going to use that figure on their Ouija boards or no my concern is what if kids you

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know you know they're like to their parents oh mom can I get this figure no son you can't well why

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not what's a Ouija board and then you know parents will have to be like oh hell no I ain't telling my

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kid what that is or you know what Timmy this is what a Ouija board is yeah heaven forbid you have

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to talk to your child yeah I know exactly you say that can your child even talk yet uh that's a no

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that's a hard no okay she has a couple words here and there but a lot it's baby speak so

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can I tell you she cannot speak like an adult I will tell you this like I don't know if you've

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seen kids go from babies to adults uh and even though my nephews aren't adults yet like I held

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them when they were mere hours old and now I have conversations with them and I'm like how do you

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even exist like you're you're just a little glow worm and now you're just speaking to me with your

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own thoughts you have thoughts what's even what is your deal kid you're 10 fair enough

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yeah I I've never quite experienced that like I've had cousins like younger like baby cousins

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so I've seen them as often as we've traveled to visit them so it's like every year I kind of like

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it gets more and more like conversational and yeah so like this is my first experience going from

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from being with someone from birth to adulthood to person because by the way person they are not a

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person until they're like listen let me tell you about let me tell you about life dad let me tell

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you all about what life is like and you're like you're six and they're like yeah it's about

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cheese sticks and chocolate milk sit down and let me tell you a tale about what life is really all

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about Caleb you'll be like you call me father what are you doing dude I'm just waiting for

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the day when she's like four or five years old and she's just like I give her some food and she's

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like well I was listening to this podcast about how unethical milk is so and then like pushes it

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away and like I'm not drinking that like it's goats milk they like it just waiting for that

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because I know it's coming like I talk about podcasts all the time she's gonna look up what

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podcasts are and she's going to find some and I'm pretty sure they're not going to be

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LeVar Burton's reading rainbow that's hilarious so ouija placards what does that thing called you

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think it's got a name the planchard do have a name I think it's that's what it's called and

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yeah but a point I was trying to make earlier I don't have like if if you have to do that with

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someone like if you have to use a Ouija board with someone I don't trust anyone in my life enough to

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not mess with me like I don't think they would go in it with it with genuine intention like I would

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oh I would oh absolutely oh I would yeah you would go in it with me genuine intention trying to

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communicate with the spirit or would you try and mess with me oh sorry I thought you meant

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genuinely mess with you yeah sorry oh yeah that's what I would expect from everyone so I wouldn't

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believe a single thing like some we could actually be communicating with the spirit you could swear

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on the life of your children that you did not do anything like you just had your hands placed on

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there and moved with whatever spirit was moving you I would never believe you I mean as you

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shouldn't because I don't have children so I couldn't swear on them may I just say the the

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piece the actual piece the one that they are making the papa of is called a planchette but

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when I just typed in a Ouija plan it filled in planchette but the very first thing that you can

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buy if you would like to buy an Ouija board is a stranger things branded Ouija board by Hasbro

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of course so there you go that's what I'm getting you for Christmas Rose

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you can communicate with old saint the spirit of old saint nick because spoiler alert kids

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Santa Claus died in 1992 that's right I saw the Santa Claus go ahead

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can I communicate with Krampus instead yeah by the way the fact that you're worried about

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funko making people commune or like what is it uh uh uh glorifying communing with the death

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the fact that you would pick Krampus is amazing because doesn't he just like rip his hair off

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like rip people in half king shark style isn't that his whole deal uh dude he has a pop figure

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where he has a kidnapped child in his sack I mean considering in the movie he makes all of his

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minions do the work so I don't know if he would actually rip someone in half so I've never seen

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Krampus I only know the tale of Krampus I've never seen the movie dude I'm teaching my kid about

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Krampus dude like she's gonna get to that age where she's just like I've like she's gonna go

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from like I don't believe in Santa and I'm gonna be like oh well you know who you should believe

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in Krampus he is very real do you want to lose your mom and dad didn't think so

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all of a sudden she's in the living room summoning Krampus with an ouija board

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take them away they wouldn't give me a PlayStation 7 I hate those guys

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the conversations I'm gonna have with my children as they get older is gonna be insane

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I don't believe in Santa well you should believe in Krampus and they're and Krampus is gonna come

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take us away and you're gonna be orphan and guess what we're not rich enough for you to become Batman

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so what are you gonna do dude perfect idea for one Christmas if she's if Iris is bad you guys hide

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on Christmas morning I will send personally as my gift to her the Krampus bell and there we go just

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she's gonna be traumatized for life I see no no problems with this plan Iris if you're listening

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to this in the future your uncle loves you but this might be a little fun or I'll just like get

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a hotel room for me and my wife for the night and then just look make it look like we struggled out

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oh it doesn't snow in Georgia shit that was like 90% of my plan to make it look like there was a

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struggle visit Utah for that year visit Utah for that year and then you know we can still that's

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not gonna work my parents would freaking lose their mind if they knew I did that wait did you

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say your parents or her parents my parents hey if your parents it wouldn't let me get away with that

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be like hey I didn't tell you how to raise your kid don't tell me how to raise mine

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I am fairly certain that would not go over no it would not

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do your parents listen to this show by the way they do not my mom thank God yeah my mom does not

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listen to podcasts at all she only listens to conservative talk radio and my dad thinks that

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podcasting is a waste of time and effort and so he thinks my our podcast is stupid he's told us

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more he's told or at least he told me multiple times he's just like why don't you do something

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productive I think I want to have him as a guest on dragging the table and do not oh oh oh ye of

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little faith I would love to have him on a bike let's do a deep dive on Caleb's dad hey Caleb's

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dad let's drag the table dude I tell everyone I'm like do you just want your self-esteem

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completely crushed I'll talk with my dad about something you enjoy no but he is seriously so

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right because like when I've been at work this was like years ago when we first started doing

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the podcast but I would run into your dad at work and he's just be like hey so you guys still doing

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the podcast yeah it's like oh you know how is it wasting your life away or doing something that

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waste your time like damn you know what it's going great I'm loving it but damn is your dad

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my mom is that what's happening right now is your does your dad moonlight as my mother dude and

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it's like I think what's worse about it is he'll he'll act like he's showing a genuine interest

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like we it was like 4th of July we were hanging out together and he was asking me about he's just

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like how's the like you still doing the podcast I'm like yeah and he's like like how are you how is

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how's that going like yeah yeah like see I was just super just like like defensive because like

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I freaking love doing this podcast it's like it's my baby and here's what's gonna happen here's

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what's gonna have our sir dad didn't mean that I'm gonna have your dad on dragging the table he's

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gonna be my try and triumphant return to doing that show again you're gonna give me all the dirt

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that I need so that at the opportune moments I can just 360 dunk on him and be like well why do

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you do this then cuckoo and he'll be like oh is this what it feels like and I'll be like yes that

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is what it feels like go hug your son and tell him you love him I don't know if that would work

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cuz he's like I've tried dude dunking on him or yeah like so he's he's like he'll sit there and

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he'll ask he's like so like what what does the podcast do to make you like money and I'm like

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I don't do it for money I do it for fun and he's like does it cost you money and I'm like a little

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bit does he get anything from mowing the lawn okay he doesn't know he pays someone to mow the lawn

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okay well why are you paying someone to do it when you could do it yourself what do you lazy

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you lazy bum you lazy bones yeah I've tried so much with that he's just like cuz I can afford

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to that's why or cuz he'll just like I don't understand why you would do something if it's

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not bringing you an income and I'm like you ride a Harley like it does that bring you an income

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does he text you and he's like my dad yeah no oh that's okay I haven't texted or called my

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mother in close to a decade so let's see listen this is an off-air discussion but I'm gonna figure

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out how we're gonna we're gonna dunk on your dad so hard that they are gonna hear it they were gonna

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hear it on the other coast Rose is gonna call you and be like did it happen you're gonna be like

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yeah it happened and yeah yeah we don't I mean I guess at that point I can die happy I'm just

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kidding I'm kidding Kato dude it is so freaking hard that's I keep everything like so close to

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my the chest now when I do anything that I enjoy like I'm so hesitant about like sending a picture

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or like asking for help like I was so I need help wiring electrical out in my shed and it was just

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like a matter of like getting a wire hooked up and I wanted to make sure I wasn't gonna shock

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the shit out of myself and so I was just like hey how do I go about doing this and he's like well

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did you check the breaker and I'm like yeah and he's like well is there any power going to it I'm

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like no not that I can tell and he's like what do you mean and I'm like I can like touch the wire

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and it doesn't shock me and he's like okay just connect the two he's like what are you stupid

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like just do it and like just has it just has a way of making me what do you mean away it's

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not like he's subtle what how may I ask this is a completely different show now and I apologize

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but how old is your dad good question is he older than 60 no he is I don't think he's he's

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it shit how old is he 49 49 or in it no that's not right cuz I'm 25 he was born in in 19 this

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is not gonna help I'm not gonna 72 wait he's there he's how old am I he's yeah he's 49 yeah

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that's how old he is listen I can't make this the smack talking Vic and your dad podcast so

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it's kind of focus I hear there's a new art series of fun goes coming out to spear back

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into traffic we can get into that we can get into that yeah I apologize to all the regular

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listeners that I just started doing my own show over here and started grilling people

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about stuff that wasn't movies yeah so there's an Avenger six pack coming out on Amazon that

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we're gonna talk about it is that the art series and it has all six of the original Avengers all

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color to look like Infinity Stones but they're not like there I'm pretty sure they're not chrome

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like the the other ones that they've done like with the the Thanos and Hulk right I know they

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kind of look like the material they use for like the Sour Patch Kids yeah like almost like a gel

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or something they're not gel but like it looks like gel but hard okay I don't know so what's

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what's the art part of it is just I think it's because they have a design I'm gonna I'm gonna

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I'm trying to find it right okay let me see so it's 60 bucks you're you can still pre-order it

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now I'm like on the fence of whether I want to order this but it looks like let me see this

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picture so it's our in art series because each each of so it's got Thor it looks like Thor and

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he is purple whatever stone that correlates to Captain America is all blue to go with the

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blue stone scar or what's her face black widow red all red Hawkeye orange Hulk green got him and

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Iron Man yellow so I don't know what those stones correspond to but that's the Hawkeyes the soul

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stone I appreciate that because he tried to sacrifice himself and couldn't why won't they

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give Hawkeye a break in those movies they're like hey man you could almost be a hero and they're

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like nah it's still black widow yeah like I'm trying to figure out what like the art is but

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it just looks like they're painted like a galaxy I mean I like the different shade I like the way

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it looks but the idea they were kind of sold separately because I like I wish that you could

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buy the whole pack if you wanted to but if you wanted to you could also buy them separately

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because I'm sorry the only one I want is Hawkeye and I I can't buy him now dude what's are all I'm

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trying to figure out what these poses are because the Iron Man one looks new I mean he just seems

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to be like standing there like Superman style just arms at his hips someone posted the best

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comment with it what going on off that they're just like oh you know everyone everyone looks

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super ready for battle and then there's Iron Man and then there's Iron Man you're not wrong

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I'm I want to close up on on these figures because I want to see what these poses are

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because I know the the Hulk one he it looks like the Avengers endgame where he the figure I really

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don't like where he's in that weird leotard Hawkeye looks like his his endgame figure black widow

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looks like hers cap I can't quite figure out what caps is like is that I'm so with his endgame so I

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noticed Thor yeah I'm sorry and then Thor I'm trying to figure out what his is I think they

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might all be endgame because like what what's the cause Hawkeye and Hulk for sure look like endgame

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do you know Rose I see you yeah sorry no sorry I just want to so I think I figured this out so

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when any game was first released with the first wave of Funko pops they had them all in their

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quantum realm suits so this is basically it like you know the Hulk is in his quantum realm Hawkeye

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is in his quantum realm black widow cap and then Thor they did change a little bit but he's still

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in his quantum realm suit he just has the long hair now and then with Iron Man's they took the

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one because Iron Man's it was just Tony Stark in the quantum realm suit so now they're just like

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okay well let's just take that pose and turn it in to put the helmet on and I'm like searching all

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through this this like post or whatever on Amazon and it just is like it's giving all the no

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information it's like hey man how many times can we say it's the pop artist infinity saga six-pack

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a lot way more than six that's that's an interesting like a selection like I want to see what the poses

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are because Thor's looks different like I don't remember him looking like that like isn't the end

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game where he's in the the quantum realm suit doesn't he have short hair in that one yeah so

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the only difference with this one still same pose but instead of having those short hair he has long

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hair just to kind of I guess make actually make it like movie accurate because when he is in his

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quantum realm suit he does have long hair he is fat Thor technically dude like what almost sold me

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on this and like almost made me want to buy it was when I saw that like he had where he had the long

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hair and Stormbreaker I thought for a second that he had the it was the one with Mjolnir you know

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what I would say about this this six-pack is like tech you know it's six you're getting six pops

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it's technically only ten bucks a pop and if you are like I think if you don't have any if you've

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never gotten one Funko pop at all but you are like a big fan of Marvel and you're like what is a good

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entry point like get this like it'll look cool whether you leave it in the box or not like it'll

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be like a cool thing to have and look at but if you're like some of us on this podcast right now

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and you have so many Funko pops that you don't even dare count them anymore for for fear of the

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shame that will wash over you you just you look at that and go huh that's interesting I'm glad

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an Amazon has this exclusive that's how I feel about these pops dude I'm still trying to figure

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out what I'm doing with my space to put up all my figures so this one it's just like I want it so

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bad but it's all I can't justify dropping 60 bucks on something no it's especially something

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like that because I like getting my figures individually or one at a time or or whatever

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so buying them in bulk like that is really tough which I mean the disc is because I've been wanting

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to get that Avengers assemble collection where they're all worth like a bunch of different

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pieces and they like it's a is it the assemble or is it that swarm of scene or they're both

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the same I wanted the the assemble I didn't quite want the the shawarma just because I'd

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rather have one with Hulk in it not stupid little banner damn dude I freaking hate banner

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for me towards Ruffalo I know dude I know my ain't my anger should be directed at the Russo

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Brothers for what they did to the Hulk but I'm not super thrilled with with banner so I'm taking

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it out on him for breaking the Hulk so yeah I'd rather have the Hulk in in that collection than

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the than the banner one in the shawarma so you heard that all bros out there all you bros out

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there the coming this Christmas Caleb would like the the Hulk pop so if you can just make that

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happen for him that would be great if we're gonna have the Hulk one I just need everyone else well

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I mean listen they they can either buy you the whole thing or they can just send you the Hulk

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by itself and I would like to make a birthday wish or Christmas wish please get the happy happy joy

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joy of Ren and Stimpy two-pack for me it only costs $165 and I would really enjoy it because

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you made me think of like are there like two packs that I would like and the only two packs

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or like multi packs that I would like you know rather than just one pot by itself and Beth would

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for sure like the dirty dancing one because there is one with baby and Johnny like in one one package

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and I think her and I both would enjoy the Ren and Stimpy one so I'm just saying Christmas is right

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around the corner dude it honestly feels like it with how fast this year's been going by it's

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September basically yeah it's September basically the greatest month of all the whole year where we

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all get to get together and go never forget are you guys gonna do oh my god will you guys please

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do flight 97 for 9-eleven is that what the movie was called remember right after 9-eleven they were

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like how can we capitalize on this and make some money and they had like flight 97 or whatever flight

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it was that crashed into the Pentagon they they were like why don't we make a movie about this

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and it'll be where everyone knows what happens at the end kind of like Titanic oh man I'm pretty

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sure it's called flight 97 because I have a DJ's out to get us canceled I've only heard a United

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93 that's the only way is that what I'm thinking of in my but flight 93 is the one that was headed

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towards the White House but they crashed I think I got two movies conflated because there is a

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United 93 in a flight 93 and I just put a 90 in there and I think United 93 is what I'm thinking

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of rated R cuz they all die at the end so incredible movie I don't know if you two have

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seen it but I mean listen I saw it cry every time I saw it the one time when it came out and I was

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still too young to I don't know probably take that as seriously as I should have and I was like what

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are we doing what are we doing how long did it take to make a Titanic movie and we're like let's

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make this movie about these people that there's no possible all I could think of when I was

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watching that movie is the only part for sure that we know happened is when they play the black box

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stuff at the end because everything else they're playing people's conversations and all this stuff

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and I'm like this is nothing like this is just some weird interpretation of what they think might

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have happened on this plane and it's I still to this day think about that movie and it's a very I

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feel like it's a super odd thing to have done especially that close to the actual 9-eleven it

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came out I think like not even like five years after 2006 is when it came out they were like hey

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is the ground still smoldering well we came out with this cool movie so I know um was it I think

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like Paul Greengrass the director like he actually had to like go around to like all the families

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that had people on that plane just to make sure that it wasn't too soon I don't believe that not

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for one second I feel like that's something that they said in the audio commentary on the DVD do

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sorry I'm looking through the trivia now to see if it says anything about it there's if yeah

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honestly like thinking about it like if if I were to put myself in the shoes of one of those family

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members I would tell him no but I would still not watch and if he like released the movie anyway I

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wouldn't watch it the filmmakers donated you would think that this would all proceeds would be donated

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to some kind of a fun donated a percentage of the open of the opening weekend proceeds that's a

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flight 93 to the memorial in Shanksville Pennsylvania they donated over 1.15 million well there you go

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they did it it's a hey everybody it's next month it's United 93 on the all bros starring Vic he's

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back he said he wanted to win and be the most guested so he's got to do United 93 next month

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apparently our most controversial was was last week dude I have so far about all the things I

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have so many opinions so many opinions I've been really I finally read listen to your breakdown

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because we watched freaky and I listened to your guys's assessment of it got some opinions about

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that what else the Suicide Squad so many opinions about that one too I have never I listen for all

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of you listening now I asked probably moments too late to be on the show and I have never

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regretted being delayed more in my life than when I listened to the Suicide Squad episode and said

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come on you guys it's not that bad the polka dot man was for sure supposed to die when he realized

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he literally turns to the camera says I'm a superhero and then immediately dies he had to

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die in that moment he was no longer a villain like he was doing the super right thing that was a

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great choice to kill him in that moment how about how about how many times have you ever

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cried when a rat just nestled itself on someone's kneecap you never did until this movie okay how

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you say how was that not character development I mean listen King Shark King Shark he went from

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only knowing his own body parts to like later on he was like bird he knew something outside of

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himself that wasn't a nom nom we're seeing character development we're seeing story being

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pushed forward we're seeing music being used in a way that compared to the first Suicide Squad the

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first Suicide Squad David Ayer should be embarrassed embarrassed the fact that that man keeps saying

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release the air cut no no nobody wants to see it we saw the air cut and we didn't like it unanimously

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we like the James Gunn cut there's gonna be there's it by the way you're gonna get there is a Suicide

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Squad moment in the hitman's wife's bodyguard just so we're all clear on that one of my favorite

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moments in the movie when they had a they had a team a team B situation and they were like yeah

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man we hired you guys to be the diversion and okay and in case I don't get to say it I got to

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say it now so what you guys said about the end of freaky you were like everything was good up until

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as it turns out Vince Vaughn's character lived and he came back and he tried to kill them and

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like that kind of brought the movie on a little too far while I don't disagree technically with

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that like I feel like they the people making that movie and everyone involved knew that that movie

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was most likely never gonna get a sequel and so I think that that part that happened where he came

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back to life and attacked them and all that other stuff happened that should have been an after credit

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scene that happened but I think that that is like what would happen in any because they they hit so

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many tropes in that movie that I think the the guy actually lived and he came back to attack them in

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the next you know Halloween 2 or whatever you know freaky 2 that that tracked to me really hard with

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that movie like that that made perfect sense for what they were trying to do and knowing that that

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was gonna be really their only shot to do it so I've said my piece guys this was a great show I'll

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see you next time that's fair I mean I think it would have definitely worked better as an end

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credit for sure but yeah I think it was just how immediate after everything kind of concluded that

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they tried doing that that just threw off the pacing so I think that yeah as an end credit that

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would have worked way better yeah and by the way if you're stupid like me and you're listening

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right now and you have not watched freaky yet turn everything off and go watch freaky it's such a good

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movie it doesn't even make sense it doesn't make sense how good that movie is it should not on

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paper that movie is garbage and somehow they make it real and they make it good go watch it yeah

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he's absolutely yeah that's freaking awesome Vince Vaughn plays a teenage girl freaking what's his

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face Cameron from Ferris Bueller's day off gets cut in half I mean listen you can't ask for much

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more than that by the way I will say this to anyone who is wondering about that movie shockingly

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gory like I was not ready for it to be as gory as it was and I was okay with it but I was like whoa

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like I was like okay I guess we're just going all in right away huh I'm sorry what if go ahead

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no I'm sorry we're still on Funko focus oh I tip the hand well we can we can move on though to

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through the wall so just real quick I don't know how much you guys have to say about it but I am

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super excited for this new Star Wars project that they're releasing later this month actually Star

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Wars vision it is September it is September just talking about how it's September basically so

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later this so Caleb your statement still stands yeah not as much as it did but I'm super freaking

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excited for this series they have seven different anime studios working on nine different stories

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that they're gonna tell in the Star Wars universe but it's in anime form and I could not be more

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excited about it because I've always thought Star Wars would make a excellent anime and I'm

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not even the biggest fan of anime in general like there's a few here and there that I really like

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but I've always found it really hard to kind of get into it but Star Wars I'm all in especially

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with the shit that they showed I mean what yeah it's uh I don't know like what are your like Rose

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what are your animes like do you have one that you're like I'm okay with that one and it can't be

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avatar because you haven't watched it yet I watched I'm I'm getting there where are you at what's the

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Fire Lord's name why do you all got to test me on names what is it because I believe horrible

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things what is Ang's flying bison's name but no are you shitting me you haven't even watched you

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haven't watched a single episode I'm you have you haven't watched a single damn episode

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that's what it is thank you what's this line that's basically what's this flying monkey's

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name have you got to the flying monkey yet have they made it to the air temple he's definitely

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made it to the what's the monkey's name god damn it how am I forgetting these I'll give you see

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you're lying Jo Jo Jo it is not that I know no that's a hint it's not Momo is it it's it is Momo

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dude that was basically a Beth level trivia by the way I don't know when exactly like we just did

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that started doing that trivia on our show because we thought it was fun and apparently that has like

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overtaken as like the thing that the show is actually about is everyone getting frustrated

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that Beth gives great hints and I cannot get any of the hints dude I okay when this is total side

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note with your with the trivia with Beth's with Beth's hints unless you get it like really quick

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I don't know the answers to a lot of the questions that you you guys ask like there's maybe been like

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one or two that I've been able to guess but I've I've been able to figure it out way faster than

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you based off of Beth's based off of Beth's hints I would just like to say unequivocally because

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people people seem to think that I'm like putting it on and like I am drawing it out further because

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like I'm like it'd be funnier if I just didn't know I'm that dumb folks like I truly don't know

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the answers if I knew I would say it as quick as possible and I would brag about it but I don't know

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so I like to tack on Titan what about you Rose I still have not watched that no I mean like what

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was what is your like if you have one anime that you're forced to watch like what would you pick

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probably Dragon Ball because I was kind of forced to watch that at Caleb's house listen that's fair

387
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we all were forced to watch that at my house if I had to force you guys to watch one I don't

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remember much of it anymore because I think it's been like since I was in high school or college

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whenever I watched it but cowboy bebop I remember being very good that one has good things about

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cowboy bebop it's good honestly if that was on like a streaming service I already had because

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I can't get any more I've got too many I would watch that I would watch that again all of this

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to say that the visions thing much like I feel like the way that they're doing it is kind of

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like how Netflix did their love sex and robots how they just had like all these little like mini

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vignettes of different anime animation studios that would do just tell all these different stories

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it's in that vein of like hey listen there's all these Star Wars stories to tell there's all these

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different people that would want to do it we can do these one-off stories and I don't know that

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I'm necessarily a fan of like the cutesier looking ones but I had a buddy tell me I love that they're

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doing this and I'll tell you why I had a buddy tell me like a couple years ago and I don't know

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why it never hit me he was like he was like the original trilogy are some of the best what did

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he how did he say it samurai movies in space that I've ever seen and I was like oh my god I was

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like those are straight-up like samurai movies in space like that's what it is like they're old

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like not quite kung fu movies but I don't know Ronin's I don't know enough about ancient whatever

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but it made sense cuz I'm like oh look the guy the white belt old Skywalker over there just an

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idiot farm kid and then old man old man swordsmith comes up and is like yo your dad was crazy bro

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take this sword and let's get out of here and he's like an adventure I would love to go on an

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adventure I don't know what I'm doing at this point listen visions look great so yeah I'm super

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excited for the the the lightsaber battles I think those looks super cool and I love like the the new

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lightsaber styles that were getting like there was one at the very end of the trailer that it looked

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like multiple whips coming and grabbing this girl's lightsabers was that that or was that the girl

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that was like instead of being a droid she actually had six arms and seemed to be doing a general

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grievous on somebody or grievous on somebody I think it was her she had like multiple but it

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looked like they turned into whips and like we're just wrapped around whoever her name is gonna be

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I'm just glad we're not gonna wait long for this the end of the month same here yeah I just love

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like the action that they showed us like the dude with the freaking lightsaber umbrella yeah oh yeah

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that was so so or the like dope all these little things like just made me super pumped like the guy

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or the dude stop in the the stun blasts throat with the troopers in front of them I'm like oh

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they f'd up you know what's funny is that was one of the scenes that I was like yes I'm glad you

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brought that up because I I did think it was cool the the blaster bolt being stopped in midair and

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when he stopped he stopped the the lightsaber like with the force with his hands like right

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oh my gosh dude in half dude this is gonna be awesome and the cool thing I think will be about

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it too that I hope we find out about it I hope none of this is gonna be like you know quote-unquote

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cannon or maybe it's happening like way on the other side of the galaxy and we'll just never

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know where these people are so that we can see like all this cool crazy force stuff that doesn't

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necessarily have to show up in Mandalorian or you know once we get the new sequel trilogy that'll

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be the real one and not the one we got which was not the real one and you know any other movies we

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might see I stand by the force awakens I stand by that those three movies are from three separate

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trilogies from three separate dimensions okay like those three didn't belong together and somehow

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they were mashed together in this fourth dimension where we had to see all of them connect together

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in a way that we were all unanimously like what even Mark Hamill was like huh I'm the Joker and

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this doesn't make sense oh but that's all I had to say about that I'm just super excited for the

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series which is and it was significant to me because of how not big a fan of anime I am I

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agree like that like with I've only ever watched Dragon Ball I watched one punch man which was

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super weird yeah it would be more of like an existential show like not a superhero show but

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just a guy about being sad that he can kill everybody yeah like he just seems so bummed out

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about that stuff and when the solution you could just not work out like if you have to do that

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shit every day to be as strong as you are just don't yeah but he's gonna bum you out he's

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punched so many people one time that he has so many enemies he has to keep doing it I've never

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seen the show this is just my assumption yeah it's super anti climatic climactic because it'll he'll

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punch someone that comes shows like a big threat they'll they fricked explode and then they have

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like two or three episodes of buildup of like this ultimate villain and he seriously one punch

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destroys him while his like he has like this apprentice that goes and then he has like a big

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fight with them gets his ass whooped and then he comes in and just one punches them and is like

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that's it I'm like what's what the hell like this is such man yeah like this is such bullshit and

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like the whole series like wraps around like every like there are superheroes there's like an agency

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that gives you a superhero rating on how powerful of a hero you are but he's like one of the lowest

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because no one believes that he actually does what he does that's hilarious I may like is this is

447
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this a many seasons show or is it one of those like one-offs I only watched whatever was on Hulu

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at the time and it seemed like it was only like ten episodes I would watch ten episodes of that I

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would not watch a hundred and seventy three thousand one piece episodes everyone who watches one piece enough we get it you like pirates yeah it's like no joke it's just someone comes in lays our reeks havoc on on the city everyone in the city is just like oh my gosh we need these

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a list heroes and the a list heroes come get their asses whooped and then one punch man comes and punches

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them and like something happens or someone says something like he did this where it was like some

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dude wasted like half the city and then he comes and punches the dude in the face and he his face

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explodes all over the place and then some like all these bystanders are looking on this guy and one of

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them just like oh well he must have not been that strong that he just destroyed half your city asshole I want something I want one punch man to be folded into the DC universe and much like there was a remember how there was like I don't know if it would be called a what if or what but there was like a Deadpool versus the Marvel universe and he just kills everyone including the writers like I want one punch man versus the DC universe

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and just one punches everybody in the face and he starts with Robin right in front of Batman just

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I'd pay to see that that'd be hilarious and that's my soft pitch Marvel what it earned sorry DC what if oh yeah so speaking of what if DJ you

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wanted to talk about the first episode of Marvel's what if yeah I if you haven't seen the first episode of Marvel's what if starring Captain Carter as Captain Carter just go ahead and skip forward I guess an hour because I talked too much that was a really good episode and I got to tell you just to skip ahead the funniest part about after

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that episode was over was reading on Twitter all the people that were like Captain Carter was great I loved it they should make a movie with this Captain Carter person she should get her own series and everybody should watch it and it would be great and we would love it and I wanted to respond to each and every one of them there was a series with her and everyone

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unanimously didn't watch it and now it's gone it was called Agent Carter and we don't get to see it anymore because nobody watched it so enjoy your what if stupids and go and watch reruns of the show that could never be because you were too much of a you were how are people so nerdy that they were too nerdy to watch Agent Carter right well it's not on a platform that doesn't exist yet called Disney Plus I can't just watch it on

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television alongside of agents of shield that would be ridiculous sorry I'm on a soapbox now listen Agent Carter was great I would have I would love to see them I've heard maybe it was from you or from Vic over at crash and has not that I listened to that show but if I did he might have said something like that there was a rumor that they would they were going to try and make live action movies of these what ifs which I immediately disagree with but I

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do like the idea of like since we're getting the multiverse stuff like just having some of these people appear like I would love to see a you know no spoilers but T'Challa in his new role I would like to see Captain Carter what's well well listen through the magic of technology and industrial light and magic we might be able to see

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that's the one that's the one what if that we can't see well for sure listen again spoiler alert he might be wearing a helmet most of the time so just saying just saying I mean I wouldn't mind if those those made a small appearance or like if I don't know new Captain America what's his name Falcon showed up and was like hey I know you and she's like yeah you do but I'm stronger and just punches him in the gut or something

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dude I loved the agent Carter series and I'm so I've watched it when it was on TV you were one of the you were one of the dozen that watched it yeah and I was so mad when that ended like it is I was so mad because I was looking up like after the like the season two finale I was just like oh like I am ready for season two

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season three like this is gonna be great and so for like six months I would like every weekend I would get on the computer and look up agent Carter agent Carter season season three and like nothing and then when it was finally like confirmed that it was canceled I was so bummed I mean best case scenario maybe this maybe all this fervor for this what if show that happened can jump start a season three is that even still possible I don't know but that would be nice to see

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because I didn't see I think I only saw some of season one and I like that show what was I gonna say though I liked what I don't know how the rest of the episodes are gonna be but I liked how it gave the like readers digest version of Captain America the first Avenger but if it had been

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if it had been car agent Carter who became Captain Carter which I hate that they call her that why just call her Captain America they weren't gonna call him Captain Rogers they were just gonna always call him Captain America and yes I know they called him Captain Rogers but listen I I liked every bit of it I liked all of it like when you rose that were saying some people were saying like oh well finally we got the good one now that episode two came out because

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Captain Carter was okay but now that we got episode two the real good one came out yeah I don't know if you guys really give two shits about IGN's reviews because most of the time I disagree with them but yeah I remember when the first episode came out they gave it like a five for out of what five right yeah so you know unfortunately they gave that one a five but then T'Challa Star Lord they gave an eight

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I think let me tell you that's such bullshit it is because here's the thing I'm sure that episode is great but it's definitely going to get undo praise because Chadwick Boseman died you know what I mean like it's going to be extra hyped because of that like look at look at the dark night like that was a great movie but how much extra like how much further has that movie been pushed into the future because he

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died like the moment that movie came out you know I mean like it's I'm not saying it's unjust you know what I mean like they both were great actors I'm not saying anything bad about Chadwick Boseman but I am saying that come on give it all give it all Marvel has proven time and time again they know what they're doing just everybody just relax it's all great

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without giving any spoilers I think what this the episode to the one with T'Challa that episode had it felt more like its own story rather than a retailing yeah and then but that's what I really liked about Captain Carter like a lot of the stuff that they skipped over you could fill in the blanks on

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this and like one thing in particular like I was really wondering I'm like okay why at least with my first viewing I watched them like okay why the hell it isn't Bucky like being experimented on and I'm like oh well she just figured everything out a lot faster than Steve did so like they didn't get a chance to take Bucky back and experiment on him so that's why

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like he he wasn't like back there and all that other shit the one thing it just Captain Carter like her which I think I honestly I wish that they would have just gone with Captain Britain for sure yeah seriously those don't I know but the reason they didn't do that is because Captain Britain is actually a character

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and there's like a Captain Britain core with like multiple Captain so I wish they would have just done Captain Britain and but so whatever like but yeah I think the Captain Carter thing was kind of eh or calling her Captain Carter was eh so I don't know the everything I know about Marvel I know from the movies you know I'm one of those guys who is super Van Wagon

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and so the one thing about the Captain Carter thing that I was like huh is that all of a sudden they were like Howard Stark was like you know what I think I'm gonna build a big Iron Man I'm gonna just build him real quick and then you're just gonna fly around Steve it's fine I don't need to worry about my son building an Iron Man later I'll build an Iron Man now and we'll call it something different like is there precedent for that or am I confused

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that also threw me off a little bit but I think it is within the realm of possibility with Steve being having such close contact with Howard and him being like hey I need like I still want to serve my country but they're not gonna let me do it the way that I was supposed to and so he's just like oh well I could just build you a big ass suit

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but why didn't he do that then for the Madam Carter in the OG First Avenger

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well cause she was gonna serve like she was like fully capable that's

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yeah I guess so

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like she wasn't as like she wasn't as helpless as skinny Steve

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that's true listen I mean we're all we're I'm nitpicking about a flying robot man so you know take that as you will

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yeah the one thing another thing like that I nitpick a little bit was Red Skulls motivation because he won't he went from like wanting to bomb the US and all the major cities to opening a portal

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I mean he's a Nazi

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how do you make that jump

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Nazis like portals that is for sure the one thing we know about Nazis

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yeah well with with I think what what kind of irritated me with that is the way that they

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focused so much on oh this one moment changed the course of history forever but no it it changed they changed a lot like not only did Captain Carter stay down in the the area with Steve she or

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Red Skulls home mode whole motivations changed to instead of like wanting this ultimate power he was trying to open a portal to the Hydra champion

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I mean the only thing that I could say is like since it didn't have a lot like it was the reader that Reader's Digest version of the movie just of Captain Carter is like since because she again unless I'm mistaken she didn't go on the same like

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we got this dork and he's Captain America tour and we're just gonna make him sing and dance like she didn't do any of that right like she just immediately went basically immediately went into like let's go kill us some Nazis

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yeah pretty much which makes sense for her character because that's like just something that she was already on track to do I say maybe maybe Red Skulls plan was like put on a put on the fast track because like we were not we in it they were not flaunting the fact that they had the super soldier and sending him all over and making him do all these things and I don't know whatever I'm making excuses for just a good thing I saw

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yeah dude and I know you guys haven't seen episode two yet but if people are throwing fits over that kind of stuff and from episode one there's no way that episode like there's some things in episode two where you're just like you have to suspend a lot of disbelief for and I want you both to message me when I when you figure out what it is

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figure out what it is

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by the way I already know kind of not what it is but like I know what had I know the conceit of that episode because I watched the trailers for it or for the the whole series. But again, if you're not already suspending your disbelief for a lightning god an arrow man a frickin guy, a different Batman, and all these people coming together and fighting, you know, space dimensional

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creatures, then all right cool I mean I guess we like you know Black Panther he wore he wore he wore sneakers that Velcroed and I didn't like him somebody said what are those and I didn't appreciate it.

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I kind of going off what DJ is going off with. One thing that kind of this is like the only nitpick I have and it's like a stupid ass nitpick is more of a funny one. So when Captain Carter like crosses through the portal and she's in front of spoiler alert guys, Nick Fury and Clint Barton.

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So is that supposed to be like the exact scene played out when Loki came through.

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Because, because, because if it is, and like I said this is a stupid thing to nitpick Hawkeye is wearing the wrong costume, because he's wearing the costume that he wore when they after he's been taken over by Loki and he invades the helicarrier in that scene if we're

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talking about that he's just wearing, he's wearing like his like shield jacket and like cargo pants and I know stupid shit that nitpick, but I don't know I don't I don't think that's the.

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I don't believe that that's the Loki scene.

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Okay, I think that it's maybe shield just doing it in a test run on whatever their equipment is because that's what they were planning on doing anyway, like, Selvig was trying to open a portal.

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That yeah because that was going to be my question if like if you're in a Clint are there if it's the scene that I'm thinking about Selvig should be there as well.

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Right, and he could have been in the background for all we know.

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I mean true.

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But, so okay I take back my nitpick because yeah Caleb's are probably probably right it wasn't the whole Loki scene. So I take back my stupid nitpick.

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By the way, it was just a test, it could have. Listen if we're going full what if.

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I mean, clearly, we saw how drastically everything changed right away when she became when she got in there and got the, the super serum.

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So who's to say that everything else from the point that she vanished up until what we know of the Avengers happened exactly the same way because I mean clearly, Steve Rogers lived and died.

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Like you know what I mean like who says that he made it like there's.

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I don't know, like, I would imagine like that's what's interesting. That's what is again, what's interesting is going to be interesting I think about all of these episodes is that you're going to have like a million questions like okay well we know what happened while

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Steve was frozen, because we saw that timeline but what happened while Captain Carter was away.

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Taking her light sabbatical in another dimension.

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Some people were saying that she was in the quantum realm or could have been in the quantum realm.

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So that's why time affected her a little differently.

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I mean listen, whatever, whatever the reason is fine, I accept it.

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The only other note that I had on on that episode. Was it just me, or was she way more brutal with that shield than Steve has ever been, dude. Yeah, damn.

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Yeah, I mean I think you could probably say is like you know what you can do an animation is definitely a lot different than what you can do in live action.

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Yeah, so they definitely had a lot more room to play with. Yeah, she was straight up, like, given those guys permanent brain damage. She was doing civil war level, like when Bucky and Captain America were going on Iron Man, like she was doing that

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immediately where I feel like they did not have the technology. During the first Avenger to do that, or even the forethought to do that would be like, oh, you could, I don't know, just, by the way, she, here's the real funny thing is if she had been left

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without getting zapped into another dimension, we assume that she was good, but like who's to say that she wasn't going to be, I don't know, punching someone in half with that shield US agent style in another year or two.

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Yeah, that shit was wild. It was so immediate to I'm just like, oh, what if episode.

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Yeah, like my justification for that was that Steve was still getting used to his strength and not and kind of knowing because he had like no formal training. No, no anything like he had to learn all this stuff. So I think it's just something that he like

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gradually picked up and then we get how he is with his shield like later on because I felt like the most brutal he's ever been with his shield was the opening scene from Winter Soldier.

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And then she just stepped it up like five knots.

524
01:12:56,600 --> 01:13:12,600
And she definitely took it up to 11 immediately and was like, like I felt like there should have been some like, what's that? What's Ozzy Osbourne's band from back in the day, there should have been some of that or not not that led zeppelin song.

525
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:19,600
I don't know the name of it. I'm so sorry. There should have been led zeppelin playing playing in the background. That's all I'm saying.

526
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,600
Immigrant song. Yes.

527
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:29,600
Oh my gosh, that would have been wild.

528
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:36,600
But yeah, I'm loving the series so far. I love this. This what if scenario.

529
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:45,600
All this. I'm interested to see how they. Yeah, I'm interested to see how it goes on more down the line because I love the total episode.

530
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:49,600
How many episodes is it supposed to be, do you know?

531
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:51,600
Nine.

532
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:58,600
I like that. You know what? This is one of the few that I wish there were more already.

533
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:10,600
No, that can't season two. Yeah. So let's see. There's nine this season and apparently there's going to be nine more next season.

534
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:11,600
Yes.

535
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:18,600
I mean, I don't know that it's confirmed. I just know IMDB says there's season one and season two, but we'll see.

536
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:31,600
Oh, man. Episode five and six. I think you're going to be great because it like if you if you look on IMDB, it shows you like a little snapshot of what each of these episodes is going to be about.

537
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:38,600
And for some reason, episode five and episode six not showing you a picture of what's going on there.

538
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:50,600
So very excited because episode eight looks amazing. So does episode seven. No spoilers.

539
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:58,600
I'm pumped because I figured Captain Carter and T'Challa were going to be our first two.

540
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:05,600
But after that, it's we kind of don't know. Actually, I think the next three is going to be Doctor Strange.

541
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:12,600
It is not. The next one is not zombies. Zombies is number eight. Is it Doctor Strange?

542
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:18,600
Let me see, because it doesn't give the name of the episode yet.

543
01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:22,600
All right. Anyone who doesn't want to know this, don't listen for the next moment.

544
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:30,600
Episode three, there is a picture of what seems to be Loki and probably someone different playing Loki.

545
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:39,600
There is a Doctor Strange. He seems to be on some kind of a rock shooting energy beams out of his hands.

546
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:43,600
Do you want to know? Do you want to know these next three? Because there's five and six.

547
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:50,600
There's nothing. Episode eight is zombies. Episode nine is Doctor Strange again, it looks like.

548
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:55,600
But episode seven looks like I got a little Spider-Man with a cape.

549
01:15:55,600 --> 01:16:03,600
A little Spider-Man with a cape on and it looks like it's a what's his face? Doctor Strange cape.

550
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:09,600
Yeah, they had that picture of him in the in the poster with with that cape.

551
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:15,600
I'm very excited to see this. That was going to be really cool.

552
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:19,600
Have you guys heard the.

553
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:26,600
The theory on what the or how the zombie outbreak starts and it makes sense to me.

554
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:29,600
And let me tell you something. Are you guys interested in hearing it?

555
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:32,600
If if you don't, I won't say anything.

556
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:36,600
Can I just ask you, is it is it anything to do with Rick Grimes?

557
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:40,600
Because if it does, I quit. I quit Marvel.

558
01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:44,600
No, it does not. Then, yes, I want to hear it unless Rose does not.

559
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:48,600
No, as do I. You want to hear it?

560
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:57,600
Yeah. OK, so the theory is that the zombie outbreak happens because.

561
01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:03,600
Captain America wasn't able to secure the biological weapon in Civil War.

562
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:08,600
Hmm. I.

563
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:12,600
Can't wait for this episode. It doesn't come out until.

564
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:18,600
Let's see that episode doesn't come out until September 29th.

565
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:22,600
Oh, too long.

566
01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:29,600
October 6th is when the ninth episode comes out. God, too long.

567
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:36,600
I still have plenty of Marvel content to consume until then, because we got Shung Chi coming out.

568
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:41,600
Are you guys going to go see that in theaters straight away? Absolutely.

569
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:47,600
Well, I probably have to wait because I work weekends.

570
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:50,600
I don't know. I keep going back and forth like Chris.

571
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:55,600
I was talking to Chris Watzke and he asked me if I was going to go and I was like, you know what?

572
01:17:55,600 --> 01:18:01,600
I wish they had it on Disney plus premiere because I would buy it.

573
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:06,600
I would pay 40 bucks for it.

574
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:08,600
Because I don't want to go to the theater, really.

575
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:14,600
Although I say that, but I really do wish I I guess I still could.

576
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:22,600
But I really want to see the Suicide Squad in theaters like that movie, that movie and Black Widow.

577
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:27,600
I feel like Black Widow. We bought the premiere or whatever and it was fine. It was good.

578
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:29,600
I liked it. I liked watching it.

579
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:34,600
But that definitely felt like a movie that should have been seen in the theater.

580
01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:39,600
Have you Black Widow and XD? Oh, amazing.

581
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:43,600
Have you heard mine and Rose's idea for recreating?

582
01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:47,600
So listen, this episode is going to be eight hours long.

583
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:59,600
But we at some point do need to talk about that because I am for sure in on our on our VR movie theater experience.

584
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:02,600
Listen, we're going to do this.

585
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:04,600
Dude, I've already looked into it.

586
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:14,600
I'm pretty sure I could like with the proper setup, we can make something really cool happen for under 150.

587
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,600
Really? Because I'm not going to lie to you.

588
01:19:16,600 --> 01:19:22,600
I was really thinking that like we were going to start this start this story at five hundred dollars.

589
01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:26,600
So I'm I'm definitely down now.

590
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:31,600
Like that's going on the cheaper end of VR headsets.

591
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:35,600
They said that the like watching.

592
01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:45,600
Or the VR headset that I'm looking into, it was discontinued, but they still are making updates for it.

593
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:55,600
But they said watching the are looking through that headset, it's basically the same as watching like a 720p.

594
01:19:55,600 --> 01:20:05,600
But when you get to the more expensive VR headsets that are around like 350 to 400, that's when it gets a little bit more clarity.

595
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:07,600
A little bit more. Yeah.

596
01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:18,600
But I'm like, I can buy a 4K television today while we're talking on Amazon for less than three hundred and fifty dollars.

597
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:25,600
But it's just the recreation of the of the movie theater that I think is what's selling me on that.

598
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:31,600
I'm like, I'm not going to that full like that expensive route.

599
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:35,600
I'm going to try and stick with like try and see what I can make happen for.

600
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:39,600
Like I said, under that 150, at least you work the bugs out, you know, until I work.

601
01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:41,600
Yeah, exactly. Until I work the bugs out.

602
01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:53,600
But there should be a way to watch whatever you want on Disney Plus, Netflix, whoever streaming service and project it like it is in a movie theater.

603
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:55,600
Listen, you tell me what I need.

604
01:20:55,600 --> 01:21:01,600
And you said there was going to be a way for us maybe all to like like watch it together, maybe.

605
01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:09,600
Yeah, exactly. If you like with the proper setup, you can have up to like 30 people in a theater.

606
01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:12,600
I am very listen, you tell me what I need.

607
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:14,600
I will buy it for me and Beth and we are in.

608
01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:18,600
We will be two of the participants in this theater experience.

609
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:23,600
Oh, my gosh, I'm so excited.

610
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:30,600
This is exactly what I wanted.

611
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:33,600
This is exactly what I had in my head.

612
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:42,600
I'm like, then this way you get to pick and choose and like if like I freaking love it, like if you can pick and choose who you have in the theater.

613
01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:46,600
And if one of those people that you pick and choose is annoying, you can just mute them.

614
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:50,600
By the way, can I just tell you, you guys were talking about talking in the theater.

615
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:56,600
You are one of what I call the immediate mutes.

616
01:21:56,600 --> 01:22:00,600
If you talk during the movie, I will go to you.

617
01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:04,600
The movie will still be on and you'll be like in your VR goggles, just like ha ha ha ha.

618
01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:12,600
And I will rip it off of your head and be like, stop talking.

619
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:16,600
Well, we don't have like full on conversations in the theater.

620
01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:19,600
I like if we're watching something, something cool happens.

621
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:23,600
My brother, like that's that's as much talking as happened.

622
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:25,600
That happens in the theater.

623
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:28,600
Listen, I don't know if you guys have heard the tale or if I've told it on this show before.

624
01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:37,600
But whenever we went to go see Endgame, the short version of the story is is two drunk people decided to sit next to us.

625
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:43,600
They tricked me by complimenting my shirt because it had some kind of a Marvel character on it.

626
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:45,600
And I was like, ah, they're fine drunks.

627
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:52,600
And the woman immediately, I'm telling you, within 10 minutes of this movie starting, who's that?

628
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:54,600
Oh, my God, he killed Loki.

629
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:55,600
Wait, what does that stone do?

630
01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:56,600
How is this going to happen?

631
01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:58,600
What's going to happen next?

632
01:22:58,600 --> 01:22:59,600
He can't kill that guy.

633
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:00,600
What's this?

634
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:08,600
And I turn over to the guy who's sitting next to me and without thinking because the movie just started and it's 11 hours long.

635
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:14,600
And I'm just like, hey, is there any way you guys could not narrate the whole movie while it's happening?

636
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:18,600
And the guy looked at me drunkenly like I should punch you in the face.

637
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:21,600
And all I could think was I'm going to get punched in the face.

638
01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:24,600
And he was like, huh.

639
01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:29,600
And then he like whispers to his girlfriend and they didn't say one more word the entire movie.

640
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:30,600
And I got to enjoy it.

641
01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:32,600
I was very glad.

642
01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:45,600
But that's who I am in a movie is I'm the guy that will turn around and be like, hey, shut your popcorn hole before I shut it for you.

643
01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:51,600
Dude, I don't have the guts to do that.

644
01:23:51,600 --> 01:24:01,600
Dude is so hit and miss with with movie theaters for me because like I'll go see a movie that I'm just kind of like, yeah, about and like have a really good experience.

645
01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:07,600
But then the movies I'm like super excited for like someone will frickin do something to ruin it.

646
01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:15,600
Like I had some chick take off her shoes and I forget what movie it was, but not really important.

647
01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:21,600
And she took her shoes off like next to me and like propped them up on on the chair in front of her.

648
01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:27,600
I'm like, I will kill you.

649
01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:30,600
So are you guys so OK, I'll say this.

650
01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:39,600
I talk a lot of smack about the sequel trilogy, but I saw each one of those movies twice in theaters when they came out.

651
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:46,600
And when I saw the Force Awakens, I think it was I want.

652
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:52,600
Wait, which one did Han Solo die? It was the Force Awakens or the Return of the Jedi or Return of the Jedi, the last.

653
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:56,600
What was it the Force Awakens?

654
01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:58,600
Yeah, the Force Awakens.

655
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:07,600
Which which was the one where BB eight took the took the tarp off of R2D2 and R2D2 was just sitting there like a like a big lump.

656
01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:10,600
Was that also the Force Awakens? Yeah, yes.

657
01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:14,600
OK, OK, I'm just trying to make sure that I'm talking about the correct movie.

658
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:22,600
The first time I went and saw it, because this is the only two times I've ever been cool with someone being loud or saying something like in the movie theater.

659
01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:31,600
The girl that was sitting next to me was so super into this movie that she was you know how people the expression I was on the edge of my seat.

660
01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:37,600
This girl took that expression and was like, yeah, I was on the literal edge of my.

661
01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:41,600
She was on the literal edge of her whole seat, the whole her seat the whole time.

662
01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:45,600
Han Solo dies weeping, weeping, openly crying.

663
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:59,600
This can't be. I was like, oh, my God, I love all I could think of was I love how much you love this movie and you're helping me enjoy it more by being so invested in the fact that this dude just got brained by his own son.

664
01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:05,600
And the second time I saw it, it was how it was the best.

665
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:10,600
It was the best that it ever could have been BB8 pulls the tarp off of R2D2.

666
01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:13,600
And there's that like one beat of a silent moment.

667
01:26:13,600 --> 01:26:17,600
And there is a small child that I hear on the other side of the theater ago.

668
01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:25,600
It's his uncle.

669
01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:33,600
And the whole theater died laughing and it was amazing.

670
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:36,600
Oh, my gosh, that's perfect.

671
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:44,600
Have you guys seen the video that came out when the force awakens did of like a huge like crowd just like frickin pumped to watch it.

672
01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:50,600
And then someone accidentally turned on their flash recording and they're just like, turn off your camera asshole.

673
01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:53,600
That's when the frickin crawl is starting.

674
01:26:53,600 --> 01:27:04,600
Really funny. No, I thought you were going to talk about the guy that walked out and was like on solo dies and nerds came together and beat that dude nearly to death.

675
01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:08,600
No, that's f'd up. Yeah, that is by the way.

676
01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:11,600
I OK. OK, we're here now.

677
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:21,600
So I was playing. It was like it was like when one of those games like circles I.O. or blob I.O. or something came out for it was like a phone game.

678
01:27:21,600 --> 01:27:26,600
And I'm playing it. It's the day before I'm going to go see the force awakens.

679
01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:30,600
And I'm just like, doobie doop doop. I love playing games on my phone.

680
01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:39,600
Somebody's name. So it's one of those like big like multiplayer deals where like everyone can come in and they make their own name and you try and fight each other or whatever.

681
01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:44,600
The dude's name that killed me was Han Solo dies in the force awakens.

682
01:27:44,600 --> 01:27:47,600
And I was like, you son of a bitch.

683
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:57,600
OK, so cut to the last Jedi shows up again day before we're going to see the movie.

684
01:27:57,600 --> 01:28:05,600
I'm not going to say who out of respect, but because even though they don't listen to this podcast, I have some real choice words for this individual.

685
01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:14,600
So if they ever hear it, know that my hatred for you in this respect runs as deep as the wells of my heart can run.

686
01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:17,600
We're literally about to go see this movie.

687
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:20,600
And he's like, dude, I could not believe that Luke died.

688
01:28:20,600 --> 01:28:25,600
And I was like, hey, bro. Hey.

689
01:28:25,600 --> 01:28:28,600
Hey, you. What?

690
01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:31,600
And he's like, yeah, man, I couldn't believe it.

691
01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:41,600
And I was like, I literally had to turn around and walk away because I wanted to strangle their neck until their head popped off.

692
01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:54,600
Oh, my gosh, that's rough. And that was worse than the guy in Endgame and his wife or girlfriend drunkenly narrating what was happening in the first 10 minutes.

693
01:28:54,600 --> 01:29:15,600
Dude, I don't forget. I've been super lucky when it comes to spoilers because so I thought I've had a couple like there. I thought I had a spoiler for Infinity War and I thought that I got something spoiled in for Black Widow.

694
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:17,600
Both of them turned out to be wrong.

695
01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:25,600
Can I tell you the same thing for Infinity War? I think it was Infinity War. I thought I had something spoiled and it was not.

696
01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:30,600
And I was super glad about it because I was I was bummed. I was legitimately bummed.

697
01:29:30,600 --> 01:29:36,600
I was like, I can't believe because I because that was the thing about the Star Wars movies, too, because I'm sure you guys are the same way.

698
01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:39,600
I went radio silent on social media.

699
01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:53,600
Like I wasn't looking at anything. I wasn't going to accidentally get spoiled. I even knew not to look at my YouTube subscription feed because there was all these like I can't believe Captain America was old and said, I don't think I will.

700
01:29:53,600 --> 01:30:01,600
So nothing. And yeah, when I thought I got one anyway, I was so upset and it didn't turn out to be true.

701
01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:06,600
And I was happy. I'm like, Star Wars. I hate you all.

702
01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:12,600
Yeah, Star Wars fans are the worst. Marvel fans are just stupid and post wrong stuff.

703
01:30:12,600 --> 01:30:21,600
I mean, post wrong stuff all you want. So if I accidentally see that in the mix of something that might be real, then I just don't know.

704
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:32,600
Like I would much rather that than just like, bro, Han Solo dies and his kid does it. Isn't that crazy? His real name's Ben, by the way. Anyway, bye.

705
01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:40,600
Yeah, so the spoiler I got for Black Widow, I got way back in April. Did you talk about it on the show?

706
01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:43,600
Did it have to do with Taskmaster?

707
01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:56,600
Yes. So someone posted and said, Oh, identity of Taskmaster revealed to be a former love interest of Natasha Romanoff.

708
01:30:56,600 --> 01:31:04,600
And I'm like, like, come on, like fricking assholes. And then I like was scrolled down a little bit more.

709
01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:11,600
And then they're like, in credits scene, Hawkeye visits Natasha's grave. And I'm like, shit.

710
01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:16,600
And so when I was watching it, I was so like I was watching it and I was a little bit better.

711
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:27,600
And I'm just like, like, obviously, like this this dude that is supplying Natasha with all the stuff is Taskmaster didn't end up being him.

712
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:38,600
And I'm just like, oh, awesome. And then like the end credits scene, I'm just like, we're going to see Hawkeye visiting Nat's grave, like with his daughter and blah, blah, blah.

713
01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:42,600
And it was. And I'm like, yes. Like, this is great.

714
01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:47,600
No, it's Hawkeye getting a death wish, you know, even better.

715
01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:50,600
I mean, we still got to see him.

716
01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:56,600
I like a grungy photo when he's in his Ronin outfit.

717
01:31:56,600 --> 01:32:01,600
That's not even actually like, you know, like physical photo. It's just like on a tablet.

718
01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:04,600
Yeah. But.

719
01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:15,600
All that to say, I'm so excited to try and recreate this theater experience where it's as customizable as you can possibly make it.

720
01:32:15,600 --> 01:32:19,600
Like because they had like the.

721
01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:29,600
The program that I found, you can have different settings so you can have like a theater setting like a classic movie theater setting.

722
01:32:29,600 --> 01:32:38,600
You can have one like a setting where it's like in a home or out in the woods if you wanted to watch a scary movie and like, no, thank you.

723
01:32:38,600 --> 01:32:45,600
I can already say no thank you to in the woods watching scary movies, even if it is on a VR headset.

724
01:32:45,600 --> 01:32:53,600
Nope, I'm a good or they have like one that's like on a spaceship.

725
01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:58,600
If you want to watch like Star Wars or Star Trek or just some movie.

726
01:32:58,600 --> 01:33:03,600
Now, I would watch Jason X Jason goes to space on that starship.

727
01:33:03,600 --> 01:33:06,600
Yes, yes.

728
01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:16,600
By the way, Jason X very underrated Jason movie. Very like I almost I have to believe that that movie was intentionally done that terrible.

729
01:33:16,600 --> 01:33:21,600
Like there is no way that that was an accident.

730
01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:26,600
Yeah, it's actually all these different customers. Yeah.

731
01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:29,600
Sorry, but it's all these like customizable features that you can have.

732
01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:40,600
And if someone is like bothering you, you could just mute them or if they're like trying to get in your face and distract you, you can turn them invisible if you want.

733
01:33:40,600 --> 01:33:45,600
Like I love that. I like absolutely love that.

734
01:33:45,600 --> 01:33:53,600
I already by the way, this is how I know I'm an old man already is like, as you were saying that I was like, why would anybody be up and moving around?

735
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:58,600
We're watching a movie.

736
01:33:58,600 --> 01:34:03,600
Yeah, true. But, you know, if you are, but someone look at me, look what I can do.

737
01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:07,600
Look, I was like one of the features of man.

738
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:25,600
One of the features of this this app, you have like a like a remote to control your hands and you can put stuff in your hands like popcorn to throw or you can like throw drinks or have like a phone that shines like a super bright light.

739
01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:30,600
It's like they hate us. It's like the people that are making this hate the people that are buying it.

740
01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:33,600
They're like, yeah, and finally get to live out my movie theater fantasy.

741
01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:38,600
Well, that's just it. That the program that I'm talking about is free.

742
01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:43,600
You know what's funny is, you know, we were talking about like confronting people in a movie theater, Beth.

743
01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:46,600
She is the opposite of me when it comes to that.

744
01:34:46,600 --> 01:34:49,600
Like she is very not a confrontational person at all.

745
01:34:49,600 --> 01:35:00,600
So which made it all the more tasty when there was some dude, I can't remember what movie we were watching that he just he kept picking up his phone, picking up his phone, picking up his phone.

746
01:35:00,600 --> 01:35:07,600
And Beth in the most uncharacteristic move that I've seen in a long time was like it loud enough for all of us to hear it.

747
01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:09,600
You know, that's very distracting, right?

748
01:35:09,600 --> 01:35:15,600
Like while the movie's going on and the guy's like, oh, he's like, oh, I'm so sorry.

749
01:35:15,600 --> 01:35:18,600
Like, did that apologize to her again after the movie?

750
01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:21,600
I was like, I am so proud right now.

751
01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:24,600
I think the wrong parts of me are rubbing off on you.

752
01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:30,600
You should not be confrontational with strangers.

753
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:33,600
I need to stop this.

754
01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:37,600
OK, I have a story about that.

755
01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:39,600
Checking a phone.

756
01:35:39,600 --> 01:35:41,600
It was you, wasn't it?

757
01:35:41,600 --> 01:35:44,600
No, it was my wife.

758
01:35:44,600 --> 01:35:49,600
So it was during a quiet place.

759
01:35:49,600 --> 01:35:51,600
Of course it was.

760
01:35:51,600 --> 01:35:57,600
So we went through the whole movie without incident, like the entire movie.

761
01:35:57,600 --> 01:36:01,600
But it was like the last five minutes of the movie.

762
01:36:01,600 --> 01:36:04,600
My my mom started calling me.

763
01:36:04,600 --> 01:36:08,600
And so like it was just vibrating in my pocket.

764
01:36:08,600 --> 01:36:16,600
And so my vibrate was kind of loud, but I was able to like mute it really quick.

765
01:36:16,600 --> 01:36:19,600
And so I made it quiet and everything.

766
01:36:19,600 --> 01:36:26,600
And then my mom started calling my wife and she called three times.

767
01:36:26,600 --> 01:36:33,600
And my mom does not call us like does not call that frequently ever.

768
01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:38,600
And so my wife thought that it was something important and thought she got a text.

769
01:36:38,600 --> 01:36:47,600
So she like pulled her phone out of her pocket, held it really close to her chest and like opened it just to see who it was.

770
01:36:47,600 --> 01:36:54,600
And like she told me it was my mom after, but she's just like holds it really close, checks for a second and then puts it back in her pocket.

771
01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:57,600
Doesn't say anything. That's all like that's all she does.

772
01:36:57,600 --> 01:37:04,600
Pulls out her phone and it's already at its lowest brightness setting, checks and then puts it back in her pocket.

773
01:37:04,600 --> 01:37:15,600
The lady next to us, you would have thought that we took a flashlight and was shining it directly into her face the way that she was going off.

774
01:37:15,600 --> 01:37:29,600
Wait, when you say going off, because I got to tell you, I would be the one that would contemplate snatching the phone out of her hand and just throwing it like a discus to the front and be like, go take your call now.

775
01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:32,600
Like my wife didn't take the call. Like it was on mute.

776
01:37:32,600 --> 01:37:37,600
And so she was just like trying to see if my like who it was because like it was just call.

777
01:37:37,600 --> 01:37:46,600
And like like my wife tried to silence it in her in her pocket like mute it, mute it.

778
01:37:46,600 --> 01:37:52,600
And then like another one she's just like, okay, I need to check real fast because her mom has some like medical issues.

779
01:37:52,600 --> 01:37:55,600
So she just wanted to make sure it wasn't her mom.

780
01:37:55,600 --> 01:38:04,600
And so she like checked like real quick, like no joke, like up against her chest, check immediately in her pocket.

781
01:38:04,600 --> 01:38:10,600
So I have to know two things. I have to know what this lady said to your wife.

782
01:38:10,600 --> 01:38:21,600
And then I've got to know who exactly shook off their mortal coil so that your mom had to call at least four times.

783
01:38:21,600 --> 01:38:25,600
Yeah, my mom just wanted to call to see what we were doing.

784
01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:27,600
And I'm like, are you shitting me?

785
01:38:27,600 --> 01:38:28,600
Checks out.

786
01:38:28,600 --> 01:38:38,600
You called it like you called me twice. You called my wife three times like someone better be dead.

787
01:38:38,600 --> 01:38:39,600
Like that's it.

788
01:38:39,600 --> 01:38:44,600
And then it was like Caleb being like in strike the third, someone better be dying.

789
01:38:44,600 --> 01:38:52,600
By the way, can I just tell you that right there is why I turn my phone all the way off when I go into a movie theater.

790
01:38:52,600 --> 01:38:54,600
So I'm not even tempted.

791
01:38:54,600 --> 01:39:02,600
I'm like, hey, man, I'm not going to be able to help anyway. So if everybody died, oh, well, I got to see a cool movie before I knew how bad everything was.

792
01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:04,600
That's the end game. That's all that matters.

793
01:39:04,600 --> 01:39:05,600
Exactly.

794
01:39:05,600 --> 01:39:12,600
Yeah, I usually put mine on like mute without the vibrate.

795
01:39:12,600 --> 01:39:15,600
That was just out of sight out of mind.

796
01:39:15,600 --> 01:39:18,600
But I just happened to forget that that time.

797
01:39:18,600 --> 01:39:24,600
And same with my wife, like my wife will keep it on vibrate just because of her mom.

798
01:39:24,600 --> 01:39:25,600
See, that makes sense.

799
01:39:25,600 --> 01:39:28,600
OK, like that at least makes sense.

800
01:39:28,600 --> 01:39:33,600
Your mom, what is going on with your parents, Caleb?

801
01:39:33,600 --> 01:39:34,600
Yeah.

802
01:39:34,600 --> 01:39:43,600
But so the lady, she like after the movie had ended like credits and everything and everyone started like talking again.

803
01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:50,600
Like my wife and I were like, started packing up and the lady like leaned over and she was like, she went off on us.

804
01:39:50,600 --> 01:39:52,600
Just like that was very distracting.

805
01:39:52,600 --> 01:39:56,600
If you needed to take a call, you should have gone out into the hallway or blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

806
01:39:56,600 --> 01:40:00,600
And I was and my wife was just super embarrassed and she apologized.

807
01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:02,600
She's like, I'm so sorry.

808
01:40:02,600 --> 01:40:07,600
Like I would have like I wouldn't have pulled it out if I didn't think it was an emergency.

809
01:40:07,600 --> 01:40:10,600
And she's like, well, if it's an emergency, you should go out in the hall.

810
01:40:10,600 --> 01:40:14,600
Like I was checking to make sure it wasn't an emergency.

811
01:40:14,600 --> 01:40:19,600
She I know I wish your wife in that moment would have been like, it's a second 9-11.

812
01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:23,600
We got to get out of here.

813
01:40:23,600 --> 01:40:26,600
Yeah. And so I was like.

814
01:40:26,600 --> 01:40:29,600
And I don't say shit to anyone.

815
01:40:29,600 --> 01:40:33,600
So like I let my wife apologize.

816
01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:38,600
I'm like because I didn't pull my phone out.

817
01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:41,600
I love that you're like and there's the bus.

818
01:40:41,600 --> 01:40:42,600
You link.

819
01:40:42,600 --> 01:40:43,600
Goodbye, wife.

820
01:40:43,600 --> 01:40:44,600
I love you.

821
01:40:44,600 --> 01:40:45,600
Yeah.

822
01:40:45,600 --> 01:40:47,600
But she just like we apologize.

823
01:40:47,600 --> 01:40:50,600
We were trying to be like super nice and friendly about it.

824
01:40:50,600 --> 01:40:53,600
And like it just got to the point.

825
01:40:53,600 --> 01:40:55,600
The lady was just like harassing us.

826
01:40:55,600 --> 01:41:00,600
Like, well, like you just ruined the the the entire movie for us.

827
01:41:00,600 --> 01:41:03,600
I'm like it was the last five minutes.

828
01:41:03,600 --> 01:41:05,600
And like that's when I finally spoke up.

829
01:41:05,600 --> 01:41:09,600
I'm like it was the last five minutes that like the conclusion that already happened.

830
01:41:09,600 --> 01:41:15,600
Like it was just like the stuff to tie up the movie.

831
01:41:15,600 --> 01:41:18,600
It wasn't anything like insane, but you missed.

832
01:41:18,600 --> 01:41:22,600
And she's like, well, like I just I feel like you just ruined the entire movie.

833
01:41:22,600 --> 01:41:25,600
I'm like, then go see it again.

834
01:41:25,600 --> 01:41:32,600
Like if it if we ruin the entire thing or distracted you from watching the last five minutes.

835
01:41:32,600 --> 01:41:35,600
And I'm like, she's just like, oh, so you're going to pay for it.

836
01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:39,600
I'm like, no, I'm like, I'm not going to go pay for it.

837
01:41:39,600 --> 01:41:44,600
Like, I'm not going to pay for you because you have the attention span of a toddler.

838
01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:49,600
Again, if this was the movie version of this, your wife would have been like, oh, my God, it's another 9-Eleven.

839
01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:51,600
And then when she was like, are you going to pay for it?

840
01:41:51,600 --> 01:41:53,600
You would be like, yeah, you know what I am.

841
01:41:53,600 --> 01:41:57,600
And you would have a pocketful of change and you just throw it right at her face.

842
01:41:57,600 --> 01:42:00,600
Here you go.

843
01:42:00,600 --> 01:42:01,600
Oh, man.

844
01:42:01,600 --> 01:42:12,600
Yeah. And so we got up and we were walking down and she like threw out another comment at my wife, just like like so rude and just talking about like millennials.

845
01:42:12,600 --> 01:42:16,600
And I turned and like, lady, you need to chill.

846
01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:19,600
A millennial is about to push you over a seat.

847
01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:26,600
OK, have you ever know what do you know what the hard part of the floor feels like because your forehead is about to.

848
01:42:26,600 --> 01:42:29,600
Why don't you relax and let us go on about our business?

849
01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:34,600
We just saw The Quiet Place starring John Cranston.

850
01:42:34,600 --> 01:42:37,600
Who else is in that? What is his name? Kravinsky was his name.

851
01:42:37,600 --> 01:42:40,600
Krasinski. And who's the lady?

852
01:42:40,600 --> 01:42:47,600
I freaking like laid into this lady and like with her husband, like right next to her.

853
01:42:47,600 --> 01:42:54,600
And I'm like, like, lady, we apologized, but she pulled her phone out for like a second.

854
01:42:54,600 --> 01:43:01,600
I'm like, like, you were the one that got distracted by a shiny object and let it bother you.

855
01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:03,600
Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen.

856
01:43:03,600 --> 01:43:05,600
This lady was out of line.

857
01:43:05,600 --> 01:43:10,600
But let's not gloss over the fact that you pulled out a phone in the middle of a movie theater.

858
01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:13,600
But I know I'm not saying my wife was right, but we apologize for it.

859
01:43:13,600 --> 01:43:15,600
OK, yeah. And that's it.

860
01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:20,600
You because, by the way, she deserved to get that that uppity about it.

861
01:43:20,600 --> 01:43:26,600
If your wife had been like, but the real move would have been like that was very distracting.

862
01:43:26,600 --> 01:43:32,600
And she just turns on the flashlight and puts it right in her face like, oh, was it?

863
01:43:32,600 --> 01:43:36,600
See, that would have elicited that kind of a response.

864
01:43:36,600 --> 01:43:44,600
But, you know, seeing someone want to throw themselves into a volcano because they've just made a terrible error.

865
01:43:44,600 --> 01:43:50,600
Like you did it. They feel terrible that we're done here. Yeah.

866
01:43:50,600 --> 01:43:55,600
And I usually like to sit through the credits and my wife's like, let's go.

867
01:43:55,600 --> 01:43:58,600
Like we need to get out of here now.

868
01:43:58,600 --> 01:44:00,600
And I was like, OK, so we packed up, got ready.

869
01:44:00,600 --> 01:44:02,600
And yeah, she just like was harassing us.

870
01:44:02,600 --> 01:44:09,600
So I turned back to her and I never like approached or talked to someone like this and just like laid in her.

871
01:44:09,600 --> 01:44:11,600
I'm like, you have the attention span of a toddler.

872
01:44:11,600 --> 01:44:16,600
If you let a little bit of light distract you, we apologize for it.

873
01:44:16,600 --> 01:44:23,600
Like, let it go. And if it ruined the movie for you that much, just go see it again.

874
01:44:23,600 --> 01:44:26,600
And what do you want us to do?

875
01:44:26,600 --> 01:44:33,600
Again, the movie version of this was after you said that and started to walk away, everyone stood up and started clapping.

876
01:44:33,600 --> 01:44:39,600
Yeah, shut up, lady. You're stupid. Nobody likes you and you smell bad.

877
01:44:39,600 --> 01:44:43,600
You should give them another movie ticket for having to sit next to you.

878
01:44:43,600 --> 01:44:47,600
You stink. Yeah.

879
01:44:47,600 --> 01:44:55,600
And I told like I told like, well, we were leaving to turn and I was like, you slashed her tires.

880
01:44:55,600 --> 01:44:59,600
I'm like, I'm like, like, I have to go.

881
01:44:59,600 --> 01:45:01,600
I have to go to work tomorrow.

882
01:45:01,600 --> 01:45:09,600
You can probably get one of the nurses to come bring you back if you want.

883
01:45:09,600 --> 01:45:14,600
Yeah, it was just like me and Caleb.

884
01:45:14,600 --> 01:45:20,600
I mean, Caleb doesn't come out very often, but he is not.

885
01:45:20,600 --> 01:45:23,600
He's not very nice.

886
01:45:23,600 --> 01:45:26,600
He's a real dick.

887
01:45:26,600 --> 01:45:28,600
So you've met. So you've met Caleb.

888
01:45:28,600 --> 01:45:33,600
You mean Caleb fully. At least I don't think I've done anything to piss him off that much.

889
01:45:33,600 --> 01:45:39,600
No, dude, I'm the type of person that will let all of my anger just like sit for a while

890
01:45:39,600 --> 01:45:44,600
and then just unload it on some poor, unfortunate soul that does wrong by me.

891
01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:49,600
By the way, what he's saying, Rose, is his poor wife.

892
01:45:49,600 --> 01:45:51,600
No, it's not usually my wife.

893
01:45:51,600 --> 01:45:55,600
It's always like someone like someone just kind of inconvenienced me.

894
01:45:55,600 --> 01:46:01,600
Like when I'm like at the boiling point like, dude, there was a point where I had

895
01:46:01,600 --> 01:46:08,600
little envelopes with an apology note and like five bucks in it to your wife.

896
01:46:08,600 --> 01:46:14,600
No. So I could give it to like give it to people because I would know in the moment that I was wrong

897
01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:18,600
for yelling at this person and that they didn't deserve it.

898
01:46:18,600 --> 01:46:23,600
So like I was at McDonald's one time and someone was like someone messed up my order

899
01:46:23,600 --> 01:46:30,600
and I unloaded on this guy, like let everything that was bothering me out.

900
01:46:30,600 --> 01:46:36,600
And like it was like all the anger I've been building up at work, working with my dad.

901
01:46:36,600 --> 01:46:41,600
I'm just like like like everything has to be freaking perfect with you.

902
01:46:41,600 --> 01:46:47,600
I'm not fast. We know that like unloading on this poor minimum wage making dude.

903
01:46:47,600 --> 01:46:51,600
And like in the middle of this, I like lean over, open my glove compartment, pull out an envelope,

904
01:46:51,600 --> 01:46:54,600
hand it to him and he like opens it and reads it.

905
01:46:54,600 --> 01:46:57,600
And it's like an apology like this is not about you.

906
01:46:57,600 --> 01:46:59,600
This is about what's going on in my life.

907
01:46:59,600 --> 01:47:02,600
And I am apologizing that this is.

908
01:47:02,600 --> 01:47:05,600
Wait, how many of these did you have prewritten out, sir?

909
01:47:05,600 --> 01:47:11,600
I had four. Caleb, are you doing OK now?

910
01:47:11,600 --> 01:47:15,600
I'm doing a lot better now. I'm doing a lot better.

911
01:47:15,600 --> 01:47:18,600
I have ways to unleash that that angst.

912
01:47:18,600 --> 01:47:21,600
That is a lot of forethought for that much anger.

913
01:47:21,600 --> 01:47:28,600
Like, by the way, in a court of law, premeditated, they call that.

914
01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:32,600
Dude, that's just how I freaking rolled.

915
01:47:32,600 --> 01:47:39,600
I was just like, like I just get so built up because I didn't have like a good outlet

916
01:47:39,600 --> 01:47:41,600
because I would just get yelled at at work.

917
01:47:41,600 --> 01:47:46,600
I was getting like ripped on at home because I live by my boss.

918
01:47:46,600 --> 01:47:48,600
Who even? Well, your dad.

919
01:47:48,600 --> 01:47:53,600
Yeah, because it was when I was working with my dad that I had that

920
01:47:53,600 --> 01:47:56,600
because I was getting ripped on at work and then he would bring it home with us

921
01:47:56,600 --> 01:47:58,600
and we just getting like big arguments.

922
01:47:58,600 --> 01:48:04,600
And so I couldn't like fully release my my angst.

923
01:48:04,600 --> 01:48:06,600
And then I would just like come out on.

924
01:48:06,600 --> 01:48:11,600
And it wasn't like it wasn't happening like every week or whatever.

925
01:48:11,600 --> 01:48:15,600
It was it was happening like maybe once every six months.

926
01:48:15,600 --> 01:48:18,600
Dude, I'm really glad you didn't turn into a murderer.

927
01:48:18,600 --> 01:48:24,600
Like you, everything you just said is the plot where we're like,

928
01:48:24,600 --> 01:48:29,600
and now we're in present day where he's murdering people once every six months.

929
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:32,600
We call it the half year killer.

930
01:48:32,600 --> 01:48:39,600
It's almost December. He's going to strike again.

931
01:48:39,600 --> 01:48:48,600
And but like legit, that's how I how I rolled for a while.

932
01:48:48,600 --> 01:48:52,600
Just having those little notes.

933
01:48:52,600 --> 01:48:57,600
It was so weird because I'd be in the middle of yelling and grab these notes

934
01:48:57,600 --> 01:49:02,600
and hand it to them like I was apologizing while I was bitching at them.

935
01:49:02,600 --> 01:49:07,600
It's funny because the closest I've ever come to anything like that is well,

936
01:49:07,600 --> 01:49:11,600
I'm sure. Well, OK, first, the first thing I wanted to say, I almost forgot.

937
01:49:11,600 --> 01:49:17,600
I would pay almost any amount of money to talk to any of those recipients

938
01:49:17,600 --> 01:49:21,600
of those cards today, any amount.

939
01:49:21,600 --> 01:49:26,600
If you're listening to the show right now and you hit me up untrained iPod at Gmail.com

940
01:49:26,600 --> 01:49:31,600
and we'll work out a price. I need to speak to you.

941
01:49:31,600 --> 01:49:35,600
But also, like I'm a very thoughtless person.

942
01:49:35,600 --> 01:49:40,600
I have to whenever I'm dealing with people like at work or like just out,

943
01:49:40,600 --> 01:49:45,600
like at a place or whatever, like I have to start the conversation with,

944
01:49:45,600 --> 01:49:49,600
hey, how are you doing? Something like that to like engage them to just be like,

945
01:49:49,600 --> 01:49:54,600
hey, I'm not trying to just steal your time and wisdom away.

946
01:49:54,600 --> 01:49:57,600
I'm actually going to inquire about you.

947
01:49:57,600 --> 01:50:02,600
And one time that I lost myself, I was at Home Depot and I was like super in a rush.

948
01:50:02,600 --> 01:50:07,600
And I had a question about something and I looked at a guy that was five feet away from me

949
01:50:07,600 --> 01:50:10,600
and I was like, hey, you, I got a question. Come over here.

950
01:50:10,600 --> 01:50:14,600
And he starts to walk over and I was like, hey, man, hold on.

951
01:50:14,600 --> 01:50:19,600
I was like, I am so sorry that I just said, hey, you to you.

952
01:50:19,600 --> 01:50:23,600
I was like, what's your name? And he told me his name and I was like, hey, Kevin or whatever his name was.

953
01:50:23,600 --> 01:50:27,600
I was like, I really apologize. That was super rude.

954
01:50:27,600 --> 01:50:31,600
I was like, I do have some questions, but you don't have to answer them now.

955
01:50:31,600 --> 01:50:34,600
He was like, no, it's cool, man. It's great. Fine.

956
01:50:34,600 --> 01:50:41,600
But that I couldn't believe I, hey, you come here is what I said to a human.

957
01:50:46,600 --> 01:50:51,600
Guys, I have a feeling this might have to be a two parter because it's almost 11 p.m. here

958
01:50:51,600 --> 01:50:56,600
and I have to be up at four fifty five in the morning.

959
01:50:56,600 --> 01:50:58,600
Yeah, I was kind of thinking that too.

960
01:50:58,600 --> 01:51:04,600
I really I was so I'm so sorry because I also I told you before we started,

961
01:51:04,600 --> 01:51:09,600
I have one, two, three pages of like one sentences that I wrote down about this movie.

962
01:51:09,600 --> 01:51:15,600
I have a lot of feelings about the hit man's wife's bodyguard.

963
01:51:15,600 --> 01:51:21,600
Well, we can get into the breakdown real quick so you can share those.

964
01:51:21,600 --> 01:51:25,600
Well, listen, this is my this is what I this is my proposition to you.

965
01:51:25,600 --> 01:51:28,600
And we can cut this part out or not.

966
01:51:28,600 --> 01:51:34,600
What if are you guys available tomorrow for like 30 minutes?

967
01:51:34,600 --> 01:51:39,600
Because I feel like this could be a 30 or 45 minute thing.

968
01:51:39,600 --> 01:51:42,600
You I probably won't be.

969
01:51:42,600 --> 01:51:47,600
Boo. All right, we'll do it.

970
01:51:47,600 --> 01:51:50,600
Let's go. Oh, I'm sorry.

971
01:51:50,600 --> 01:51:53,600
I yelled too loud.

972
01:51:53,600 --> 01:51:56,600
I'm sorry.

973
01:51:56,600 --> 01:51:58,600
Clean feeds are all.

974
01:51:58,600 --> 01:52:21,600
All right. Well, let's get into the headliner real quick.

975
01:52:21,600 --> 01:52:28,600
All right. For this week's headliner, we will be breaking down the hit man's wife's bodyguard.

976
01:52:28,600 --> 01:52:32,600
And just to.

977
01:52:32,600 --> 01:52:38,600
If you have not seen this movie, spoiler alerts ahead.

978
01:52:38,600 --> 01:52:48,600
If you're our new door breakdown system, we have split movies into eight different categories that we individually grade to come to a final all bros and untrained I letter grade.

979
01:52:48,600 --> 01:52:59,600
They categories that we score our story writing, acting, character development, effects, music, costumes, and then we give it our own personal grade at the very end.

980
01:52:59,600 --> 01:53:05,600
So if you have not seen this movie, go check it out.

981
01:53:05,600 --> 01:53:11,600
And Rose is about to spoil the entire thing for you while he reads the synopsis.

982
01:53:11,600 --> 01:53:13,600
So reading with Rose, everyone.

983
01:53:13,600 --> 01:53:17,600
Yeah, here we go. How fast you can I can read this without messing up?

984
01:53:17,600 --> 01:53:21,600
I say 40 WPM.

985
01:53:21,600 --> 01:53:23,600
Okay.

986
01:53:23,600 --> 01:53:24,600
All right, here we go.

987
01:53:24,600 --> 01:53:31,600
All right. Michael Bryce repairs retired from being a bodyguard and tries to clear his mind on vacation until Sonia Kincaid tracks him down and asked for his services.

988
01:53:31,600 --> 01:53:35,600
She needs his help in recovering her hit man husband Darius after mobsters kidnap him.

989
01:53:35,600 --> 01:53:42,600
After saving him, they are caught by Interpol agent Bobby O'Neal, who needs their help in locating a terrorist mastermind named Aristotle.

990
01:53:42,600 --> 01:53:47,600
Poppity, dude, the the the the. That doesn't count as a reading with Rose.

991
01:53:47,600 --> 01:53:53,600
That name was ridiculous.

992
01:53:53,600 --> 01:53:57,600
Yeah, I was going to give him a pass on that, too.

993
01:53:57,600 --> 01:54:04,600
Who wants to destroy the European power grid and infrastructure since the European Union is planning to impose more sanctions on Greece.

994
01:54:04,600 --> 01:54:09,600
The trio gets into more trouble with Bryce taking up much of the physical brunt of their encounters.

995
01:54:09,600 --> 01:54:14,600
After getting help from his bodyguard stepfather, Bryce Senior, the trio is captured by Aristotle's henchmen.

996
01:54:14,600 --> 01:54:19,600
He has a history with Sonia. He was calm by her even though he generally fell in love with her.

997
01:54:19,600 --> 01:54:23,600
After turning her against Darius Kincaid, he and Bryce are forced to flee.

998
01:54:23,600 --> 01:54:26,600
Senior is revealed to be working with Aristotle and betrays Bryce.

999
01:54:26,600 --> 01:54:32,600
Bryce and Kincaid compose themselves and work together to rescue Sonia and Thor Aristotle.

1000
01:54:32,600 --> 01:54:39,600
After killing Aristotle's henchmen, they disrupt his plan to use a power drill to break into the European power grid and fight Aristotle and Senior.

1001
01:54:39,600 --> 01:54:46,600
Bryce kills Senior after telling Senior about his eternal loyalty and friendship with Kincaid while Kincaid and Sonia kill Aristotle.

1002
01:54:46,600 --> 01:54:52,600
Bryce manages to hit the manual override to destroy the ship and stop the drill and the three manage to survive the explosion.

1003
01:54:52,600 --> 01:55:00,600
O'Neal says that they have to stay on the boat for 48 hours together before being cleared and free, then hands Bryce's papers to Stein, which he thinks is his AAA license.

1004
01:55:00,600 --> 01:55:06,600
Bryce signs them only to find out they are adoption papers for him to be the son of Sonia and Kincaid.

1005
01:55:06,600 --> 01:55:18,600
In the mid-credits scene, Bryce despotently jumps off the yacht in piloting while Sonia and Darius have sex inside.

1006
01:55:18,600 --> 01:55:26,600
That was amazing by the way. I told you guys at the beginning, like before we started, this movie was ripe for bloopers.

1007
01:55:26,600 --> 01:55:38,600
I feel like it should have been bloopers. And whenever I was fast forwarding to see if there was an after credits scene or whatever, I saw just a flash of somebody on a boat and I was like, bloopers!

1008
01:55:38,600 --> 01:55:44,600
And I went back and it was not a blooper. And even though it was funny, I was still very sad.

1009
01:55:44,600 --> 01:55:48,600
Nah, that's fair. I would have loved a blooper reel.

1010
01:55:48,600 --> 01:55:54,600
Yeah. So we ended up giving the story a 73.3.

1011
01:55:54,600 --> 01:55:58,600
Who was the meanest to this movie?

1012
01:55:58,600 --> 01:56:00,600
You want to take a guess?

1013
01:56:00,600 --> 01:56:03,600
I think it was Rosie Rose.

1014
01:56:03,600 --> 01:56:13,600
Yup. Me and DJ were actually equal. Rose was the one that went down to like a 60.

1015
01:56:13,600 --> 01:56:22,600
A 60?! Wait a minute, hold on, hold on. Am I understanding this correctly? You also did not see the first one, right? Or did you?

1016
01:56:22,600 --> 01:56:33,600
So I saw the first one. So I watched the second one today and then I watched the first one yesterday. And I'm going to tell you the truth, I kind of hated the first one. I did not find it really that funny.

1017
01:56:33,600 --> 01:56:42,600
But this one I actually did enjoy. Like this one was actually alright. I don't know what it was, but like yeah, the first one I was not a fan of.

1018
01:56:42,600 --> 01:56:54,600
So I think I wrote it down, or maybe I didn't, but I do remember the first 20 minutes of this movie I was like, okay, is this, I was just getting, because I haven't seen the first one at all.

1019
01:56:54,600 --> 01:57:07,600
I honestly forgot that that movie even existed. And I was like, I don't know man. Within the first 20 minutes I was like, yeah, I don't think I'm going to enjoy any of this movie.

1020
01:57:07,600 --> 01:57:14,600
Let me see if I can, it wasn't always so bad.

1021
01:57:14,600 --> 01:57:27,600
One of the things I wrote down immediately. Why all the eyeliner on dudes? Too many guys with eyeliner in this movie.

1022
01:57:27,600 --> 01:57:42,600
Slow start, but picking up, I can't remember exactly what the moment was. Oh, you know what it was? It was when they met the cop. As soon as they met that cop who I immediately decided not to learn his name and just called him Copface.

1023
01:57:42,600 --> 01:58:01,600
As soon as they met Copface, sure. I don't know who that guy is. They met Copface and I was like, all right, we're getting into a movie now and everything from Copface on, I was super into for the rest of that.

1024
01:58:01,600 --> 01:58:11,600
I agree. It did have a very slow start. Like it had some funny bits. Like the whole like graduating therapy bit.

1025
01:58:11,600 --> 01:58:25,600
Okay, the first thing I wrote, therapist. How does he not know she sucks? So was he, you said you saw the first one. Was he like a bumbling idiot in the first one or was he supposed to be like a really good bodyguard?

1026
01:58:25,600 --> 01:58:46,600
I mean, technically, I guess he is supposed to be like the top bodyguard of them all. Except for apparently his stepdad, according to this one. But yeah, like his like top protect his top client, like right in the first one, and they lead into this in the second one, he gets shot on the plane.

1027
01:58:46,600 --> 01:59:01,600
And so basically, like, it's a downward spiral for him in the first one. Got that. Because that was that was the one through line with this movie is all of these people that were supposed to be great, like him being the bodyguard.

1028
01:59:01,600 --> 01:59:12,600
Sam Jackson being the hitman, crazy lady, Selma Hayek, like, none of them seem to be able to read a room at all.

1029
01:59:12,600 --> 01:59:25,600
And I'm like, how have they made it so far, and they don't seem to know. Like, there was a point where he just like indiscriminately. Ryan Reynolds character just indiscriminately just takes a pill that the crazy lady gives him.

1030
01:59:25,600 --> 01:59:39,600
He's like, Okay, I feel bad. And just puts it to his face and I'm like, that doesn't seem like very good, like, decisive, or not decisive discernment skills.

1031
01:59:39,600 --> 01:59:48,600
Yeah, the first movie didn't include her as much. It was just between Ryan Reynolds and Sam Jackson.

1032
01:59:48,600 --> 02:00:07,600
You know what? But yeah, so he was more of the like the wild card and it was just it was like Ryan Reynolds character trying to keep up with him, which I think it like worked a little bit better like yeah all three of these guys, all of them were just complete idiots.

1033
02:00:07,600 --> 02:00:24,600
And I think it like, yeah, when they went up against that like that competent bodyguard. By the way, I was like, I was like, who is that guy. And as soon as I found out who he was, I just wrote, it's gorilla arms because it's gorilla arms from umbrella Academy.

1034
02:00:24,600 --> 02:00:25,600
Yep.

1035
02:00:25,600 --> 02:00:31,600
Number one.

1036
02:00:31,600 --> 02:00:38,600
Yeah, my wife, while we were watching this, she forgot that he was British.

1037
02:00:38,600 --> 02:00:40,600
Aren't they all.

1038
02:00:40,600 --> 02:00:41,600
Yeah.

1039
02:00:41,600 --> 02:00:57,600
But I think it really showed. While it was, they were going with, or doing that whole sequence and being like, oh, like they don't have a decoy and then Ryan Reynolds is saying like we should have had a decoy.

1040
02:00:57,600 --> 02:01:06,600
And like no escape vehicle like none of this stuff that they should have had and like the bodyguard is like these guys are idiots.

1041
02:01:06,600 --> 02:01:25,600
Well, that's why I say it had like a weird start and even in that part where they were all like, I couldn't tell if they're playing dumb or if they were supposed to actually be, I don't mean playing dumb like their characters are playing dumb like I don't know if they were just supposed to be dumb until they weren't, because that's kind of what it seemed like in some some spots.

1042
02:01:25,600 --> 02:01:44,600
But from that like 20 minute mark on, I feel like that was like, it was all a very good, like by the numbers but very good action movie like that you could have very easily seen this be a movie in like the mid 90s starring like Bruce Willis and taken like just a little bit more seriously.

1043
02:01:44,600 --> 02:01:47,600
And that would have been like a Bruce Willis.

1044
02:01:47,600 --> 02:01:51,600
What were all the movie dying hard again, still dying.

1045
02:01:51,600 --> 02:01:59,600
You know, but this time it's a boat instead of a building dying hard.

1046
02:01:59,600 --> 02:02:00,600
Yeah, you're not wrong.

1047
02:02:00,600 --> 02:02:07,600
I think it could have had a lot of things fixed about it.

1048
02:02:07,600 --> 02:02:22,600
I think it was just the fact that all three of the main characters seemed incompetent. It was just like, it felt like a shit show from beginning to end, where no one was trying to like reign it in at all.

1049
02:02:22,600 --> 02:02:38,600
Which I think makes it all the things a little bit more funny when there's like that that serious guy that's trying to just like, bring it all together just like keep everyone in line but it didn't feel like anyone was trying to keep anyone in line.

1050
02:02:38,600 --> 02:02:52,600
And I don't know if this would go more for like story or writing, maybe this would nevermind this is for writing, but I will say as far as the story goes, one of the things I wrote down towards the end was no one believes these old guys are this tough, because

1051
02:02:52,600 --> 02:03:04,600
there's a part where like Sam Jackson and Morgan Freeman are just straight up fighting dudes 30 years younger than them and I'm like, hey, hey movie, relax, they can't do it.

1052
02:03:04,600 --> 02:03:19,600
They're not doing it. We can see that a guy that is clearly moving sprily and is wearing a Morgan Freeman wig is trying to stop his stepson from the countdown or whatever.

1053
02:03:19,600 --> 02:03:24,600
Dude, that joke was hilarious.

1054
02:03:24,600 --> 02:03:40,600
A little bit about Ryan Reynolds dad. I wrote down heart hate line was hilarious when Sam Jackson had said something to him and he was like, why don't you stop thinking with your heart and not where start thinking with your heart and not with hate.

1055
02:03:40,600 --> 02:03:51,600
Hate first or whatever he said, I was like that. Thank you. I was like that was my first genuine like out loud laugh at that movie.

1056
02:03:51,600 --> 02:04:08,600
Oh my gosh, I love that so much because so when they started doing that like that build up to the reveal, my wife and I were were discussing like, oh, who do you think could play Ryan Reynolds dad, not even not even think like I did not know anything about this movie other than that it was a

1057
02:04:08,600 --> 02:04:21,600
sequel to the hitman's bodyguard. So I didn't know who else was in this movie other than some high Samuel L Jackson and Ryan Reynolds. I knew nothing else.

1058
02:04:21,600 --> 02:04:28,600
And I was just like, who do you think it's going to be? Who do you think it's going to be? And then when Morgan Freeman appears, I lost it.

1059
02:04:28,600 --> 02:04:32,600
Everybody did. We're like, what? Yeah.

1060
02:04:32,600 --> 02:04:39,600
By the way, speaking of like good surprise roles in this movie because I thought Morgan Freeman did great.

1061
02:04:39,600 --> 02:04:46,600
But I actually really liked is there a character section of my like skipping to the wrong part of this.

1062
02:04:46,600 --> 02:04:49,600
Oh, character development. No, this is for story.

1063
02:04:49,600 --> 02:04:59,600
Antonio Banderas his character. I liked a lot. First of all, that guy clearly was just collecting a paycheck because like he barely had any acting to do in that whole movie.

1064
02:04:59,600 --> 02:05:05,600
But he acted the hell out of every acting he acted. He was like, guess what?

1065
02:05:05,600 --> 02:05:10,600
I'm wearing the dumbest wig ever. And I am dripping with acting right now.

1066
02:05:10,600 --> 02:05:14,600
I'm Antonio Banderas.

1067
02:05:14,600 --> 02:05:21,600
Dude, he does not slouch on anything that he does.

1068
02:05:21,600 --> 02:05:24,600
Like he brings his A game to everything.

1069
02:05:24,600 --> 02:05:30,600
What I wrote down was is Antonio Banderas ever not good?

1070
02:05:30,600 --> 02:05:33,600
No, he is good at everything.

1071
02:05:33,600 --> 02:05:35,600
He's even great in Spy Kids.

1072
02:05:35,600 --> 02:05:44,600
No joke. That's what is so jarring about his character in Spy Kids is that he is out acting everyone and it feels so out of place.

1073
02:05:44,600 --> 02:05:50,600
It feels so over the top. But I'm like, actually, that's some of the best acting in this movie.

1074
02:05:50,600 --> 02:05:53,600
All right. But he also got to his level.

1075
02:05:53,600 --> 02:05:59,600
Here's by the way, here's a story thing I had because you again, you watch the first one is cop face.

1076
02:05:59,600 --> 02:06:02,600
Is he from the first movie?

1077
02:06:02,600 --> 02:06:14,600
No. So he's just a guy that we're supposed to make a lot of wild assumptions about then because they're very adamant that like for some unknown reason, this Brooklyn cop is in Europe

1078
02:06:14,600 --> 02:06:16,600
and he's trying to get back to Brooklyn.

1079
02:06:16,600 --> 02:06:25,600
For some reason, he can't go back until he gets transferred back. But he just seems like a beat cop. That part I didn't understand about his character at all.

1080
02:06:25,600 --> 02:06:33,600
Yeah, that was kind of what was he working for? Was he was he Interpol or was he like CIA?

1081
02:06:33,600 --> 02:06:36,600
I thought he was just a cop.

1082
02:06:36,600 --> 02:06:44,600
Yeah, he kind of had like that that personality, but I'm fairly certain he wasn't like just a cop.

1083
02:06:44,600 --> 02:06:51,600
I still I thought it was so weird that they were just like they made such there were a couple things that they just kept making references to.

1084
02:06:51,600 --> 02:06:54,600
And I feel like this is more writing than story.

1085
02:06:54,600 --> 02:07:03,600
But like they made with him specifically like two or three times in that movie, they were like they made him say like, I do this.

1086
02:07:03,600 --> 02:07:06,600
Can I go back to Brooklyn? And they're like, yeah, if you do this, you can go back to Brooklyn.

1087
02:07:06,600 --> 02:07:14,600
Like, bro, move back to Brooklyn. Will you will you work for MI6 over there? Why why you have to stay here?

1088
02:07:14,600 --> 02:07:26,600
Yeah. So I think after discussing it, I think 73 is a pretty fair score for it.

1089
02:07:26,600 --> 02:07:29,600
For the story overall, because it well, but OK, fine.

1090
02:07:29,600 --> 02:07:44,600
I want to say like the the tracker heist when they were they were with the tracker heist was that that's when they were getting that was that am I remembering this correctly?

1091
02:07:44,600 --> 02:07:46,600
When they were getting the.

1092
02:07:46,600 --> 02:07:49,600
Damn it, it's all escaping me.

1093
02:07:49,600 --> 02:07:56,600
I really thought I wrote down enough when I wrote down these sentences like the tracker heist, I thought I would know where to go from there.

1094
02:07:56,600 --> 02:08:06,600
But I think that was where she had the bracelet on and they ended up having to fight with the money or whatever when she like freaks out and she's supposed to be British.

1095
02:08:06,600 --> 02:08:10,600
And then he's like, but you're so old.

1096
02:08:10,600 --> 02:08:15,600
And she just starts losing it and just yelling at them in Spanish.

1097
02:08:15,600 --> 02:08:24,600
He's like, right around. You sound very Mexican right now.

1098
02:08:24,600 --> 02:08:33,600
Oh, my gosh. I loved when his old client came to approach him and he just like immediately grabs his arm.

1099
02:08:33,600 --> 02:08:38,600
He's like, shut up and like flips him over.

1100
02:08:38,600 --> 02:08:54,600
There were things I did not see. I knew we're going to get paid off and I didn't expect them to get paid off like they did. Like whenever he like I said, whenever he just indiscriminately took a drug from this woman and just put it in his mouth.

1101
02:08:54,600 --> 02:09:06,600
And then like you knew that was going to pay off somehow. And I did not expect it to pay off like it did because I was like, wow, he is really good at driving like he just like hotwired this car and is driving it.

1102
02:09:06,600 --> 02:09:10,600
And then the next thing you know, like, nope, he is just freaking passed out.

1103
02:09:10,600 --> 02:09:16,600
They're like, oh, my God, are we going to get out of here? And then it's just a freaking just a terrible chase.

1104
02:09:16,600 --> 02:09:20,600
They're just doing so badly. I don't know. I thought that was good.

1105
02:09:20,600 --> 02:09:23,600
I thought things like I mean, I won't give it away right away.

1106
02:09:23,600 --> 02:09:31,600
But like as soon the moment the for even though they beat you to death with it, the moment he was like a penknife is the last thing anyone would ever expect.

1107
02:09:31,600 --> 02:09:36,600
I was like, oh, we'll be seeing that penknife later on in this movie for sure.

1108
02:09:36,600 --> 02:09:43,600
By the way, can I just ask you both this? What you saw him use as a penknife? Is that what you call a penknife?

1109
02:09:43,600 --> 02:09:48,600
Because I call that a Swiss Army knife. What he was that is definitely a Swiss Army knife.

1110
02:09:48,600 --> 02:09:54,600
Yeah, that was not a penknife since when is a pen that bulky in the handle?

1111
02:09:54,600 --> 02:09:57,600
Yeah, that was I didn't think that was very strange.

1112
02:09:57,600 --> 02:10:07,600
I like the penknife was something that you kind of forget about throughout the movie, like even though they at least for me, maybe it's just because my memory is garbage.

1113
02:10:07,600 --> 02:10:13,600
But any time that they brought up the penknife, I was just like, oh, that's going to come into play later.

1114
02:10:13,600 --> 02:10:24,600
But then I'd forget about it. And then like when he said, oh, like with that final scene, like saying, like, oh, like no one ever expects the penknife.

1115
02:10:24,600 --> 02:10:31,600
I'm like, oh, shit. Yeah. And yeah, because when it finally came to fruition, I was like, oh, what's he going to do with it?

1116
02:10:31,600 --> 02:10:39,600
And then the camera pans over and you're like, oopsie daisy killed his own stepdad.

1117
02:10:39,600 --> 02:10:42,600
Yeah, I thought they were going to go a different route with that.

1118
02:10:42,600 --> 02:10:47,600
Like, I thought it was going to be like he pulls it out and like throws it or something.

1119
02:10:47,600 --> 02:10:51,600
I wasn't expecting it to just be in his neck already.

1120
02:10:51,600 --> 02:11:00,600
Yeah, I wrote, by the way, clearly the penknife will be a thing.

1121
02:11:00,600 --> 02:11:06,600
I love how they explained his backstory and his obsession with seatbelts.

1122
02:11:06,600 --> 02:11:15,600
Yes. And by the way, I wrote during that chase, I wrote, how is Ryan Reynolds not super dead because he was just in the back of that van.

1123
02:11:15,600 --> 02:11:23,600
And they're going down the stairs and taking crazy turns and you just hear the stuff and see the stuff just all in the back of this van.

1124
02:11:23,600 --> 02:11:29,600
And then he's just a shovel falls on his head and they're like, it's OK.

1125
02:11:29,600 --> 02:11:35,600
Dude, I loved how through that whole scene, like they didn't acknowledge that he was back there.

1126
02:11:35,600 --> 02:11:43,600
Like they just like threw him back there and he like had a couple like weird flipping moments or like flying around.

1127
02:11:43,600 --> 02:11:47,600
And then they just completely ignored him. Well, that was their move, right?

1128
02:11:47,600 --> 02:11:53,600
Because the first time when he got shot, no, when he got when she hit him with the car, like that was the thing.

1129
02:11:53,600 --> 02:12:03,600
All of a sudden, like the next scene is like you just see a montage of Salma Hayek and Sam Jackson just like going shopping and doing whatever and having fun.

1130
02:12:03,600 --> 02:12:06,600
And then you're like, OK, what did they do with Ryan Reynolds?

1131
02:12:06,600 --> 02:12:16,600
And then all of a sudden he's banging on the trunk like, hey, let me out.

1132
02:12:16,600 --> 02:12:20,600
Oh, my gosh. But yeah, I think.

1133
02:12:20,600 --> 02:12:25,600
Stephanie three is a good a good score talking that out with it.

1134
02:12:25,600 --> 02:12:30,600
I think the pacing of the movie was really good, definitely had a slow start.

1135
02:12:30,600 --> 02:12:37,600
And I think it was like right before the conclusion got a little bit slow, too.

1136
02:12:37,600 --> 02:12:43,600
Like I thought, well, let me tell you, can I tell you my biggest pet peeve with this whole movie?

1137
02:12:43,600 --> 02:12:48,600
Because I never get this option because I don't watch movies that have this in it very often anymore.

1138
02:12:48,600 --> 02:12:55,600
But as soon as they drilled into that data thing and said, they said six minutes until whatever.

1139
02:12:55,600 --> 02:13:02,600
I paused the movie right then and I set a timer for six minutes and I pressed them both at the same time.

1140
02:13:02,600 --> 02:13:08,600
And that explosion happened 50 seconds before the six minute mark.

1141
02:13:08,600 --> 02:13:13,600
So movie, I've always wanted to do that.

1142
02:13:13,600 --> 02:13:16,600
Always wanted to do that for a movie, but I've never done it.

1143
02:13:16,600 --> 02:13:21,600
So kudos to you for finally doing it. That's awesome.

1144
02:13:21,600 --> 02:13:25,600
Dude, I do something like that whenever someone's supposed to be under water, underwater.

1145
02:13:25,600 --> 02:13:29,600
I'll hold my breath. Yeah, for sure.

1146
02:13:29,600 --> 02:13:38,600
They're like, somehow I've never practiced before, but I can hold my breath for 15 minutes.

1147
02:13:38,600 --> 02:13:44,600
Like that's what I did when they threw Ryan Reynolds character in the water after they thought he was dead.

1148
02:13:44,600 --> 02:13:46,600
Oh, my God.

1149
02:13:46,600 --> 02:13:55,600
And how about at the very beginning when they were like when they they were she was like trying to break him out of that, you know, his vacation.

1150
02:13:55,600 --> 02:13:59,600
And they crashed on the Vespa, which, by the way, that was an amazing crash.

1151
02:13:59,600 --> 02:14:07,600
That was a great opening like chase scene thing where like she's driving the Vespa and then he is because he's not going to shoot anymore.

1152
02:14:07,600 --> 02:14:10,600
And they crash it and they run to the edge and he's like, I can't jump.

1153
02:14:10,600 --> 02:14:14,600
And like, you know, it's going to happen. Of course, she's crazy. So she's going to jump off.

1154
02:14:14,600 --> 02:14:18,600
They jump off. They're in the water. The guys are fruitlessly shooting at them.

1155
02:14:18,600 --> 02:14:22,600
I'm like, really, guys? I appreciate the effort. But come on.

1156
02:14:22,600 --> 02:14:25,600
The thing that I was like, all right, movie, relax.

1157
02:14:25,600 --> 02:14:31,600
Like they already got away because they're like, we're going to swim up underneath this little plateau.

1158
02:14:31,600 --> 02:14:36,600
And there's like a little secret hidden cave like lady movie.

1159
02:14:36,600 --> 02:14:38,600
Like, what do you what do you think we think this is?

1160
02:14:38,600 --> 02:14:47,600
Is like is that the edge of every cliff in Tuscany, just a little cave up underneath the now?

1161
02:14:47,600 --> 02:14:52,600
Yeah, my that's when my wife walked in and like sat down to watch it with me.

1162
02:14:52,600 --> 02:14:57,600
She walked in and saw like the chase scene, saw them jump off the cliff and then saw the cave.

1163
02:14:57,600 --> 02:15:00,600
And she's like, well, that was convenient. Yeah.

1164
02:15:00,600 --> 02:15:03,600
And by the way, always here's the thing that bothers me about stuff like that.

1165
02:15:03,600 --> 02:15:16,600
And if you had like a set and setting thing, I would have had a real real bone to pick with this part is how well lit it was in there.

1166
02:15:16,600 --> 02:15:22,600
It should have been pitch black. Yeah.

1167
02:15:22,600 --> 02:15:28,600
Well, with caves like well, with caves like that, they do have like that reflection of the.

1168
02:15:28,600 --> 02:15:34,600
The sun kind of angling and stuff at the try to justify it.

1169
02:15:34,600 --> 02:15:39,600
Just try it. Just believe it.

1170
02:15:39,600 --> 02:15:44,600
Until I jump off that cliff edge and swim up underneath there and I can see perfectly.

1171
02:15:44,600 --> 02:15:51,600
I'm not only lit from the bottom of light because I get that, but they are also you can see that their faces are lit.

1172
02:15:51,600 --> 02:15:55,600
Yeah. DJ, there's your next vacation.

1173
02:15:55,600 --> 02:16:01,600
Yeah, exactly. I'll go to the mall, go to that filming spot and let us let us know if.

1174
02:16:01,600 --> 02:16:08,600
I'll strap a GoPro to my forehead and just jump off the edge like I did this for the.

1175
02:16:08,600 --> 02:16:10,600
Just don't tell. Just don't tell Beth about it.

1176
02:16:10,600 --> 02:16:23,600
Just jump off. So we like, oh, I take her to this thing like, oh, look, we're going to be like, look, we're going to see this like this bell tower, whatever the hell that was.

1177
02:16:23,600 --> 02:16:32,600
And then just, oh, did you see this? And then jump.

1178
02:16:32,600 --> 02:16:41,600
Moving on over to writing, we ended up giving writing a seventy six rows.

1179
02:16:41,600 --> 02:16:46,600
What is the matter with you? I know. I know you gave this the F you button to this one.

1180
02:16:46,600 --> 02:16:50,600
I'm going to fight you on. Go ahead. What was your rating?

1181
02:16:50,600 --> 02:16:53,600
I gave it a sixty two, a sixty. Get out.

1182
02:16:53,600 --> 02:16:58,600
You're no longer welcome here. I am now the second all bro or the first all bro.

1183
02:16:58,600 --> 02:17:01,600
I don't know how you guys do this. I am the new all bro.

1184
02:17:01,600 --> 02:17:05,600
You are fired. I mean, you would be the second. I'm sorry.

1185
02:17:05,600 --> 02:17:08,600
No matter what Caleb says, he's the first. All right.

1186
02:17:08,600 --> 02:17:12,600
You need to explain. All right. Wait. First, Caleb, what did you rate it?

1187
02:17:12,600 --> 02:17:21,600
I wouldn't I rate it. You ended up giving it an eighty five. I went a little bit lower. I was at an eighty one.

1188
02:17:21,600 --> 02:17:28,600
I thought it was good. The humor was pretty spot on for a majority of the one of the first things I wrote down.

1189
02:17:28,600 --> 02:17:31,600
Copface making fun of Lucky Charms is hilarious.

1190
02:17:31,600 --> 02:17:39,600
The fact that he kept calling that Irish lady like some something like he was calling her Lucky Charms.

1191
02:17:39,600 --> 02:17:47,600
He was calling her like, oh, haggis or whatever he was doing. I was like, I like this guy and this dynamic a lot.

1192
02:17:47,600 --> 02:17:51,600
Ryan Reynolds just like being Ryan Reynolds. I'm sure none of those were actually written.

1193
02:17:51,600 --> 02:17:57,600
He was just like, I just say I'm just I just say things because I'm Ryan Reynolds.

1194
02:17:57,600 --> 02:18:00,600
I listen. Why? Tell me, Rose, why?

1195
02:18:00,600 --> 02:18:04,600
Because, by the way, one of the greatest lines you may have missed was in this movie.

1196
02:18:04,600 --> 02:18:09,600
But I need to know why you think the writing was a sixty two.

1197
02:18:09,600 --> 02:18:16,600
I mean, I didn't laugh as much as I thought I was going to.

1198
02:18:16,600 --> 02:18:21,600
I mean, it was funny. I mean, like now think about it, probably was like a little harsh.

1199
02:18:21,600 --> 02:18:24,600
I probably like bump it up to like a sixty five.

1200
02:18:24,600 --> 02:18:28,600
I thought you were going to say sixty seven. That was hilarious.

1201
02:18:28,600 --> 02:18:38,600
But. Shit, I don't really know how to justify my score.

1202
02:18:38,600 --> 02:18:46,600
Listen, I'm going to help you unjustify what you did because you've you've done something terrible to us today.

1203
02:18:46,600 --> 02:18:54,600
There was a point at the very end when your boy Sam Jackson, they were they were trying to escape Antonio Banderas's castle.

1204
02:18:54,600 --> 02:18:59,600
And he grabs a mace and he's like, I guess a mace will do.

1205
02:18:59,600 --> 02:19:02,600
And kind of like sideways looks at the camera.

1206
02:19:02,600 --> 02:19:06,600
And I'm like, I wrote down, I'm like, mace Windu, come on.

1207
02:19:06,600 --> 02:19:14,600
If that's not a direct reference to mace Windu, there is no reason for him to pick up a mace and say mace will do.

1208
02:19:14,600 --> 02:19:19,600
Like that's it's clearly a reference to his purple lightsaber.

1209
02:19:19,600 --> 02:19:23,600
And let me tell you, the greatest part of this movie,

1210
02:19:23,600 --> 02:19:26,600
the greatest bit of writing, there were so many callbacks.

1211
02:19:26,600 --> 02:19:34,600
We had the penknife. We had the we had other stuff that doesn't matter because Gary and Johan,

1212
02:19:34,600 --> 02:19:41,600
the fact that they were Suicide Squad A that went and tried to make the deal behind the back

1213
02:19:41,600 --> 02:19:48,600
and they just just exploded in a fiery death of amazement.

1214
02:19:48,600 --> 02:19:52,600
I love by the way, I wrote down what did I write down?

1215
02:19:52,600 --> 02:19:54,600
Immediately like Gary and Johan.

1216
02:19:54,600 --> 02:20:08,600
And then as I was done writing that, I looked up, saw that they exploded and died and wrote Captain Boomerang Squad, LOL, LOL, LOL.

1217
02:20:08,600 --> 02:20:11,600
But the greatest bit of writing happened.

1218
02:20:11,600 --> 02:20:14,600
You might not have even seen this at the very, very, very end.

1219
02:20:14,600 --> 02:20:18,600
They did have an after credit scene. Did either of you see it?

1220
02:20:18,600 --> 02:20:19,600
Yes.

1221
02:20:19,600 --> 02:20:26,600
It said in loving memory to Gary and Johan and it had the picture of their characters there.

1222
02:20:26,600 --> 02:20:34,600
And I that movie got so many more points in my heart for that.

1223
02:20:34,600 --> 02:20:41,600
Like my personal score is definitely going to reflect that after credit scene.

1224
02:20:41,600 --> 02:20:49,600
So I wrote down in all capital letters, Gary and Johan exclamation point.

1225
02:20:49,600 --> 02:20:59,600
Honestly, my writing score was like started off way lower than than eighty one.

1226
02:20:59,600 --> 02:21:05,600
But like I I don't disagree with your score, Rose.

1227
02:21:05,600 --> 02:21:12,600
Mostly because so the reason that I boosted it up is because I chose to.

1228
02:21:12,600 --> 02:21:17,600
Embrace like the comedy that they did have, but I just felt like.

1229
02:21:17,600 --> 02:21:21,600
They use the F word as a crutch.

1230
02:21:21,600 --> 02:21:29,600
To make things funny, if you put Sam Jackson in a movie, you're going to have the F word in it a lot, no matter what I feel.

1231
02:21:29,600 --> 02:21:37,600
I get that, like I absolutely get that, but it's just like the excessive use of it doesn't make it feel as special.

1232
02:21:37,600 --> 02:21:43,600
That's I mean, I'll fully admit when Salma Hayek used it, it was actually funny.

1233
02:21:43,600 --> 02:21:55,600
But I just heard Sam Jackson said so many effing times, I almost said it there over the years that it's just like kind of becomes stale when it comes out of his mouth.

1234
02:21:55,600 --> 02:22:00,600
But like if it comes out of Reynolds mouth or especially Hayek's mouth.

1235
02:22:00,600 --> 02:22:07,600
It it's actually funny in this movie, but Sam Jackson is just like stale.

1236
02:22:07,600 --> 02:22:18,600
I will say before the 20 minute pick up, whenever she was, she had broken him out and was explaining to him like all the different ways and positions.

1237
02:22:18,600 --> 02:22:22,600
And I tried to have sex and it was no babies and this and that.

1238
02:22:22,600 --> 02:22:29,600
Like it went on for so long that I just wrote down the single word uncomfortable.

1239
02:22:29,600 --> 02:22:31,600
That's fair enough.

1240
02:22:31,600 --> 02:22:32,600
Thank you. We get it.

1241
02:22:32,600 --> 02:22:36,600
You're barren.

1242
02:22:36,600 --> 02:22:42,600
You can only hear Salma Hayek talk about her pussy for so much for so long.

1243
02:22:42,600 --> 02:22:49,600
And that but in such a way that I was just like, I this is not I this is not what I signed up for in this movie.

1244
02:22:49,600 --> 02:22:52,600
No one's bodyguarding right now. No one's hit manning right now.

1245
02:22:52,600 --> 02:22:55,600
What are we doing? Was this some kind of wife thing right now?

1246
02:22:55,600 --> 02:22:58,600
Yeah. Well, I guess she kind of was wiping.

1247
02:22:58,600 --> 02:23:00,600
So that was my bad.

1248
02:23:00,600 --> 02:23:02,600
I apologize.

1249
02:23:02,600 --> 02:23:10,600
I think one of my favorite jokes throughout this movie was the I'm on sabbatical on any time.

1250
02:23:10,600 --> 02:23:29,600
So anytime someone would question why he wasn't using a gun or when he pepper sprays that dude and then Sam Jackson shoots the dude in the head and he's just like, is that pepper spray?

1251
02:23:29,600 --> 02:23:32,600
I want sabbatical.

1252
02:23:32,600 --> 02:23:47,600
I don't know if this is would be story or writing or something even else different than that. But one thing that I really enjoyed about this movie was all the chase scenes, like even the imagined chase scene where he was all lithiumed up.

1253
02:23:47,600 --> 02:24:09,600
Like I thought the I thought all the like what was it? What was the what was the song that they use simply the best whenever they're playing simply the best whenever he was you didn't know that he was all drugged up and he just like made his perfect left turn and the gorilla arms was behind him like wow this guy is an amazing driver actually.

1254
02:24:09,600 --> 02:24:17,600
That was great. All the music with the chases went great. All the chases looked amazing, I think and sounded good.

1255
02:24:17,600 --> 02:24:24,600
And I thought all the fights, even though like a lot of the fights, I would say all the fights were forced for the most part.

1256
02:24:24,600 --> 02:24:29,600
All the fights were really good. Like they.

1257
02:24:29,600 --> 02:24:35,600
I don't know. Would that be story or effects, would you call that have I jumped the gun.

1258
02:24:35,600 --> 02:24:47,600
I would put that in effects because I like to include like anything practical or like special effects like all of that in together and I think cars I group into like practical effects.

1259
02:24:47,600 --> 02:24:50,600
All right, I jumped the gun. I apologize.

1260
02:24:50,600 --> 02:24:52,600
No, you're good.

1261
02:24:52,600 --> 02:24:59,600
We have no like true format.

1262
02:24:59,600 --> 02:25:07,600
Yeah, so seventy six for writing. Moving on over to acting.

1263
02:25:07,600 --> 02:25:15,600
We ended up giving this an eighty two point three. See, I can more agree with this.

1264
02:25:15,600 --> 02:25:20,600
Whatever you guys pick this time. I don't have a problem with it.

1265
02:25:20,600 --> 02:25:26,600
So the three roles that we had was Ryan Reynolds who played.

1266
02:25:26,600 --> 02:25:29,600
Bryce, what was his first name?

1267
02:25:29,600 --> 02:25:33,600
Max, Michael Bryce, Michael Bryce, Michael Bryce.

1268
02:25:33,600 --> 02:25:39,600
Yeah, Michael Bryce, Samuel L. Jackson, who played Darius.

1269
02:25:39,600 --> 02:25:45,600
The first. Yep. King Kade. King Kade.

1270
02:25:45,600 --> 02:25:51,600
That's some high IQ who played his wife.

1271
02:25:51,600 --> 02:26:04,600
Sonia. Dude, honestly, like I think, by the way, like if I if you had to put like in order who you thought like best to worst.

1272
02:26:04,600 --> 02:26:11,600
Best to worst. Yeah, my my I think my my order would would surprise you guys.

1273
02:26:11,600 --> 02:26:23,600
I want to hear probably to then I want to hear your guys's orders because I didn't think of it in this context until just now. So I want to hear what your guys's opinions are of who is best to worst.

1274
02:26:23,600 --> 02:26:26,600
All right, Rose.

1275
02:26:26,600 --> 02:26:29,600
Ryan Reynolds, number one.

1276
02:26:29,600 --> 02:26:33,600
Salma Hayek, number two. And I'm sorry, Sam Jackson, number three.

1277
02:26:33,600 --> 02:26:43,600
Honestly, thinking story wise, I would have actually been OK if Sam Jackson was just like a captive the whole movie and we only saw him like glimpses.

1278
02:26:43,600 --> 02:26:48,600
And it was just Salma Hayek and Ryan Reynolds the whole movie because I actually loved just these two together.

1279
02:26:48,600 --> 02:26:51,600
I wanted to see just more of these two actually.

1280
02:26:51,600 --> 02:27:01,600
Well, and I think that that is one thing why I think, too, part of the reason why I think the writing should get should have gotten a better score is because the movie seemed to know that

1281
02:27:01,600 --> 02:27:12,600
because there was a point where it was like it it not only gave them more time together, like they he got to tell his crazy gelato mom dying story.

1282
02:27:12,600 --> 02:27:22,600
And then she got to tell her my mom died of being eaten by a shark in front of me story, which all culminated into, you know, her wanting to adopt him at the end.

1283
02:27:22,600 --> 02:27:25,600
Like the movie knew that like, you know what I mean?

1284
02:27:25,600 --> 02:27:29,600
Like it was aware of itself and like what what some of the good things were about it.

1285
02:27:29,600 --> 02:27:32,600
So I still disagree with writing, but go ahead.

1286
02:27:37,600 --> 02:27:43,600
My top three is actually different than yours.

1287
02:27:43,600 --> 02:27:48,600
Rose, mine's some high as number one.

1288
02:27:48,600 --> 02:27:52,600
Then Ryan Reynolds, then Samuel Jackson.

1289
02:27:52,600 --> 02:28:03,600
I think her performance as playing just this crazy Hispanic woman was just absolute perfection.

1290
02:28:03,600 --> 02:28:07,600
It was exactly as over the top as it was supposed to be.

1291
02:28:07,600 --> 02:28:11,600
Exactly. Exactly.

1292
02:28:11,600 --> 02:28:14,600
She nailed it.

1293
02:28:14,600 --> 02:28:27,600
She nailed it. She I freaking love Salma Hayek like first off, and the fact that someone made fun of her age like that offended me.

1294
02:28:27,600 --> 02:28:33,600
I like no, Sam Hayek is gorgeous.

1295
02:28:33,600 --> 02:28:34,600
This is true.

1296
02:28:34,600 --> 02:28:47,600
I honestly I would I don't know how I would rank them. I think I also would probably put some high first just because, you know, listen, I know she's a good actress, but I truly didn't expect.

1297
02:28:47,600 --> 02:28:51,600
I mean, this was a sequel to a movie that I barely knew existed.

1298
02:28:51,600 --> 02:28:55,600
So I really expected absolutely nothing from anybody.

1299
02:28:55,600 --> 02:28:58,600
Like, I really thought this was going to be a paycheck movie.

1300
02:28:58,600 --> 02:29:06,600
And I think for a lot of other actors in this movie, Morgan Freeman, it was a paycheck movie.

1301
02:29:06,600 --> 02:29:14,600
But it I really underestimated and it makes me sad to know that you didn't like the first one.

1302
02:29:14,600 --> 02:29:20,600
I really underestimated how much I was going to like Ryan Reynolds and Sam Jackson playing off each other.

1303
02:29:20,600 --> 02:29:25,600
Like, I really liked those two together a lot.

1304
02:29:25,600 --> 02:29:28,600
So I don't know how I would rank them like some hike would be first.

1305
02:29:28,600 --> 02:29:33,600
And then those two is just a pair I would put as a two because I don't know how to I don't know.

1306
02:29:33,600 --> 02:29:41,600
I was surprised with all of it because like I said, this movie I expected I not only expected nothing of it within the first 20 minutes.

1307
02:29:41,600 --> 02:29:45,600
I was like, this is going to be a chore to watch.

1308
02:29:45,600 --> 02:29:53,600
But then by the end, by listen, by the end, I don't know if I wrote it down or not, but I was like, yeah, there should be a third movie.

1309
02:29:53,600 --> 02:29:56,600
That's what I wrote after the end of this.

1310
02:29:56,600 --> 02:29:59,600
Like, I would watch another movie of this.

1311
02:29:59,600 --> 02:30:02,600
Yeah, there is talks apparently.

1312
02:30:02,600 --> 02:30:04,600
I would do it. I'm on board.

1313
02:30:04,600 --> 02:30:10,600
I don't know if there will be because it did not do that well box office wise, but no one knew what happened.

1314
02:30:10,600 --> 02:30:13,600
That's true.

1315
02:30:13,600 --> 02:30:25,600
Yeah, I think if they did do a third one, I would prefer to see more work between Ryan and Selma.

1316
02:30:25,600 --> 02:30:31,600
Like, I think you kind of need a sideline, Samuel, for a for a minute.

1317
02:30:31,600 --> 02:30:37,600
And I think I think their their dynamic was just like I said, perfection.

1318
02:30:37,600 --> 02:30:40,600
Like they were so funny together.

1319
02:30:40,600 --> 02:30:47,600
Yeah, now that like she officially adopted him, they'd be really play off the whole mother's son joke.

1320
02:30:47,600 --> 02:30:51,600
That would just be amazing for a third film.

1321
02:30:51,600 --> 02:30:56,600
Yeah, I think that would be so much frickin fun.

1322
02:30:56,600 --> 02:31:09,600
And yeah, just like exploring what his life is, not being a bodyguard anymore and just everything else like, like, I think you have so much fun with that.

1323
02:31:09,600 --> 02:31:13,600
Yeah, I think that I don't know this upset at that at all.

1324
02:31:13,600 --> 02:31:15,600
Yeah, we need a third movie.

1325
02:31:15,600 --> 02:31:18,600
Guys, let's make it happen.

1326
02:31:18,600 --> 02:31:20,600
Kind of probably have to wait another five years.

1327
02:31:20,600 --> 02:31:21,600
Dude, we'll have a hit man.

1328
02:31:21,600 --> 02:31:23,600
We'll have a hit man's.

1329
02:31:23,600 --> 02:31:27,600
We'll have the Deadpool's hit man's wife's bodyguard.

1330
02:31:27,600 --> 02:31:28,600
And that will be the movie.

1331
02:31:28,600 --> 02:31:36,600
It'll be Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool in the same movie with Sam Jackson and Selma Hayek.

1332
02:31:36,600 --> 02:31:43,600
She will be reprising her role as the vampire from from Dusk till Dawn.

1333
02:31:43,600 --> 02:31:50,600
Sam Jackson is going to cosplay as Nick Fury and Deadpool will be there.

1334
02:31:50,600 --> 02:31:53,600
And Ryan Reynolds will just be like, I don't know what's going on.

1335
02:31:53,600 --> 02:31:58,600
I'm on sabbatical again.

1336
02:31:58,600 --> 02:31:59,600
Oh, my gosh.

1337
02:31:59,600 --> 02:32:07,600
The hitman. So the hit man's bodyguard, the hit man's wife's bodyguard and then the bodyguard's mom.

1338
02:32:07,600 --> 02:32:10,600
That's not. Yeah.

1339
02:32:10,600 --> 02:32:13,600
The hit man's mom's bodyguard.

1340
02:32:13,600 --> 02:32:19,600
But wait, well, the hit man, Samuel Jackson, the hit man's wife's.

1341
02:32:19,600 --> 02:32:21,600
Bodyguard's mom.

1342
02:32:21,600 --> 02:32:25,600
There it is.

1343
02:32:25,600 --> 02:32:26,600
We did it, guys.

1344
02:32:26,600 --> 02:32:30,600
All right. Let's sell it to Hollywood.

1345
02:32:30,600 --> 02:32:33,600
Yeah. So.

1346
02:32:33,600 --> 02:32:40,600
Yeah. So acting sitting at an eighty two point three, I don't think there's much else to say about that.

1347
02:32:40,600 --> 02:32:45,600
I think their performances were pretty well altogether.

1348
02:32:45,600 --> 02:32:55,600
Yeah. Not their top acting ability, but pretty like above average.

1349
02:32:55,600 --> 02:32:58,600
I mean, I haven't seen some hike in a lot.

1350
02:32:58,600 --> 02:33:04,600
So like for me, this is high up for her because like one of the things that I

1351
02:33:04,600 --> 02:33:12,600
which I really shouldn't be comparing it to because I'm sure she's been in better movies as the grownups films that I've seen her in.

1352
02:33:12,600 --> 02:33:19,600
And I mean, she's funny in those, but this one is she's definitely better in this role.

1353
02:33:19,600 --> 02:33:23,600
Yeah, I can agree with you on that.

1354
02:33:23,600 --> 02:33:26,600
All right. Moving on over to character development.

1355
02:33:26,600 --> 02:33:33,600
I think all of us agreed that this is where the movie sorely lacked.

1356
02:33:33,600 --> 02:33:38,600
So it's sitting at a sixty six point three.

1357
02:33:38,600 --> 02:33:40,600
Glad I was actually on the same page.

1358
02:33:40,600 --> 02:33:47,600
Finally, I was going to say I was for sure one score nicest to this one because I gave it a 70.

1359
02:33:47,600 --> 02:33:56,600
And by the way, I only gave it a 70 because of that last scene where she adopted him.

1360
02:33:56,600 --> 02:34:00,600
Like that was for sure the only that came out of nowhere.

1361
02:34:00,600 --> 02:34:04,600
And I loved it so much.

1362
02:34:04,600 --> 02:34:07,600
Yeah, I.

1363
02:34:07,600 --> 02:34:18,600
So I based this score off of Ryan Reynolds character and how he.

1364
02:34:18,600 --> 02:34:25,600
Grew. What was your score, I guess mine, I had it at a sixty eight.

1365
02:34:25,600 --> 02:34:28,600
No, what was yours, Rose? Sixty one.

1366
02:34:28,600 --> 02:34:31,600
I can't remember. Oh, damn, I didn't know.

1367
02:34:31,600 --> 02:34:37,600
Is that mean? Well, OK, actually, I do have a.

1368
02:34:37,600 --> 02:34:40,600
Oh, sorry. No, what were you saying?

1369
02:34:40,600 --> 02:34:44,600
No, I think I can kind of actually back up that score.

1370
02:34:44,600 --> 02:34:49,600
Because I was kind of because considering that this is a sequel,

1371
02:34:49,600 --> 02:34:54,600
I did kind of try to take what character development he got in the first one

1372
02:34:54,600 --> 02:34:58,600
and bring it into this one and see how it progresses his character.

1373
02:34:58,600 --> 02:35:03,600
And the thing that kind of annoyed me with this one is at the end of that movie,

1374
02:35:03,600 --> 02:35:05,600
he gets back this.

1375
02:35:05,600 --> 02:35:08,600
Well, it's supposed that he gets back this girl that he loved.

1376
02:35:08,600 --> 02:35:11,600
You know, they apologize to each other.

1377
02:35:11,600 --> 02:35:15,600
It looks like he's going to live like happily ever after with being a bodyguard again.

1378
02:35:15,600 --> 02:35:20,600
And then basically this movie starts and it seemed like none of that ever happened.

1379
02:35:20,600 --> 02:35:22,600
And he's just back to square one.

1380
02:35:22,600 --> 02:35:29,600
My what the hell? My biggest problem with Ryan Reynolds is character was it was

1381
02:35:29,600 --> 02:35:34,600
it was I'm on sabbatical until he wasn't on sabbatical

1382
02:35:34,600 --> 02:35:39,600
because he you know, he got screwed over by his dad because his one goal in life

1383
02:35:39,600 --> 02:35:42,600
was to become a triple a rated bodyguard again.

1384
02:35:42,600 --> 02:35:46,600
And then he was like, that's it. I'm throwing caution to the wind.

1385
02:35:46,600 --> 02:35:49,600
I'm not wearing seatbelts anymore. Everything's going off the rails.

1386
02:35:49,600 --> 02:35:52,600
I'm Ryan Reynolds and it's time to shoot people in the face again.

1387
02:35:52,600 --> 02:35:58,600
And then at the end, like it's funny because simultaneously the thing that made me

1388
02:35:58,600 --> 02:36:04,600
that brought character development up that is the same thing that didn't bring it up any higher

1389
02:36:04,600 --> 02:36:08,600
is because he again, even though he said he's like, that's it.

1390
02:36:08,600 --> 02:36:13,600
I don't need to be a bodyguard. I got the pep talk from my new dad, Darius.

1391
02:36:13,600 --> 02:36:17,600
And I don't need to I don't need to be the bodyguard anymore.

1392
02:36:17,600 --> 02:36:21,600
He thought he was signing the papers to become a bodyguard again.

1393
02:36:21,600 --> 02:36:26,600
It's like, hey, bro, what do you what was the whole point of like being on sabbatical

1394
02:36:26,600 --> 02:36:32,600
and then making that that decision where you were like going to go rogue and like do your own thing.

1395
02:36:32,600 --> 02:36:35,600
You didn't need to be rated to. Oh, well, it can be triple a rated again.

1396
02:36:35,600 --> 02:36:39,600
Here I go. And then he's like, well, I'm your son.

1397
02:36:39,600 --> 02:36:42,600
Like, OK, cool, man. Like, so this movie.

1398
02:36:42,600 --> 02:36:49,600
So you you basically did nothing this whole movie as far as like development wise.

1399
02:36:49,600 --> 02:36:58,600
Yeah. Dude, and I think like something about that joke, and I think it's just me overthinking it.

1400
02:36:58,600 --> 02:37:02,600
Like, wouldn't like does he not read what he signs?

1401
02:37:02,600 --> 02:37:07,600
No, he takes pills from people who are crazy and eats them.

1402
02:37:07,600 --> 02:37:11,600
Why would he not sign contracts suddenly that just appear in front of him?

1403
02:37:11,600 --> 02:37:16,600
It's probably that he didn't think that Frank Gorillaz character was going to give him an adoption paper.

1404
02:37:16,600 --> 02:37:21,600
He probably just assumed, oh, you know, it's me being reinstated as a triple bodyguard.

1405
02:37:21,600 --> 02:37:26,600
You know, that would just make the most sense. Not a damn adoption paper.

1406
02:37:26,600 --> 02:37:36,600
Yeah, my like I had to suspend a lot of disbelief for that because I don't sign my name on shit without reading every single word.

1407
02:37:36,600 --> 02:37:38,600
Oh, really? How many times have you clicked?

1408
02:37:38,600 --> 02:37:42,600
I agree and pressed OK. That's not signing a contract.

1409
02:37:42,600 --> 02:37:47,600
It for sure is. God damn it.

1410
02:37:47,600 --> 02:37:54,600
It for sure is. Oh, that is why.

1411
02:37:54,600 --> 02:38:03,600
Sorry, good. I was just going to say they can't prove that I was the one that agreed to the terms of service.

1412
02:38:03,600 --> 02:38:08,600
Yeah, we all know that people just give their phones away to people to just use.

1413
02:38:08,600 --> 02:38:13,600
Sometimes I just let strangers use my phone and they just pick. I agree and press OK to stuff.

1414
02:38:13,600 --> 02:38:20,600
OK, any thing that I've done in the military, I have read very thoroughly before signing.

1415
02:38:20,600 --> 02:38:30,600
Sure. Yeah, because the military is not known for being like, yeah, cool contract, bro. Rip, rip, rip. You do what we say now.

1416
02:38:30,600 --> 02:38:36,600
Another fair point.

1417
02:38:36,600 --> 02:38:43,600
We go on for a few hours about that, but we're not going to because we're trying to stay on track.

1418
02:38:43,600 --> 02:38:45,600
By the way, you guys kept talking about Frank Guerrillo.

1419
02:38:45,600 --> 02:38:53,600
Didn't realize that he was crossbones in Civil War and he was a guy in the Purge movies.

1420
02:38:53,600 --> 02:39:05,600
So oops. Oh, he was also in the Winter Soldier. There you go. Didn't recognize him at all.

1421
02:39:05,600 --> 02:39:11,600
Something was off about his face in this movie. I don't know what it was, but it just looked like.

1422
02:39:11,600 --> 02:39:14,600
And this is nothing against him. I think he's gained weight.

1423
02:39:14,600 --> 02:39:22,600
I think it's just from how from Brooklyn he was. He was so from Brooklyn and in Europe.

1424
02:39:22,600 --> 02:39:29,600
I don't know. And like the Purge movies and the Captain America movies, his face just looks like a lot more like bone on bone.

1425
02:39:29,600 --> 02:39:35,600
I think the word is I'm looking for, like gaunt almost like there we go. Yeah.

1426
02:39:35,600 --> 02:39:43,600
You know what? It's funny because now that you said that, I can now picture him in the in the MCU now.

1427
02:39:43,600 --> 02:39:51,600
Thank you. You helped me today. You're welcome. Cop face has a real face. It's crossbones.

1428
02:39:51,600 --> 02:40:02,600
Yeah. So you think it's he gained weight because I I have his face is more sunken in than anything.

1429
02:40:02,600 --> 02:40:07,600
I mean, that Botox is catching up. I'm just kidding. I don't know if he is.

1430
02:40:07,600 --> 02:40:12,600
I'd have to look and compare the pictures.

1431
02:40:12,600 --> 02:40:21,600
I'm going to do that after we wrap up here because I got to know that you I got to figure out the huge difference here.

1432
02:40:21,600 --> 02:40:28,600
Yeah. It's like sad. This is how that's how I spend my Wednesday night.

1433
02:40:28,600 --> 02:40:36,600
Hey, it's Monday morning. OK, there we go.

1434
02:40:36,600 --> 02:40:42,600
Yeah, but character development wise, I don't think we were too impressed with what they did.

1435
02:40:42,600 --> 02:40:55,600
I think going off of Ryan Reynolds character, he just didn't have a whole lot of growth or an arc that really felt worth a damn.

1436
02:40:55,600 --> 02:41:03,600
None of them really did. It's up for some really like she was the only and she didn't even have an arc so much as that,

1437
02:41:03,600 --> 02:41:12,600
like rather than just be broadly crazy, it just got focused in on to Ryan Reynolds after he saved her.

1438
02:41:12,600 --> 02:41:23,600
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So yeah, character development sitting at a sixty six point three.

1439
02:41:23,600 --> 02:41:30,600
Moving on over to effects, we are sitting at a seventy seven. That's not bad.

1440
02:41:30,600 --> 02:41:40,600
I disagree with this already because I think that there were two there were two terrible effects, two terrible ones right at the beginning.

1441
02:41:40,600 --> 02:41:45,600
There were some like they were driving through like a countryside or something.

1442
02:41:45,600 --> 02:41:50,600
And for some reason, they just were like, you know what? This scene needs some CG butterflies.

1443
02:41:50,600 --> 02:41:55,600
And they put in the worst butterflies I've ever seen. It just looked like they hired me.

1444
02:41:55,600 --> 02:42:00,600
They were like, hey, man, do you have access to YouTube and three hours?

1445
02:42:00,600 --> 02:42:05,600
And I was like, I guess. And they were like, all right, you're an effects person on this movie now.

1446
02:42:05,600 --> 02:42:09,600
Make butterflies happen. And that looked terrible.

1447
02:42:09,600 --> 02:42:15,600
And for some reason, I don't remember why I wrote this terrible helicopter effect.

1448
02:42:15,600 --> 02:42:23,600
I think they were on a helicopter and it like looked very not real. Like this was near the beginning.

1449
02:42:23,600 --> 02:42:29,600
Oh, no, it was when they were being chased on that bridge and the other hitman was like flying around.

1450
02:42:29,600 --> 02:42:34,600
Yeah, that that helicopter looked like garbage. That's fair.

1451
02:42:34,600 --> 02:42:41,600
But to counter all of that, like the Jaguar exploding was amazing.

1452
02:42:41,600 --> 02:42:45,600
Like I mentioned before, when I thought we were talking about story, turns out it was effects.

1453
02:42:45,600 --> 02:42:51,600
All the chases, you know, minus the weird helicopter, but all the chases were great.

1454
02:42:51,600 --> 02:42:54,600
All of the fighting, the gunfighting was good.

1455
02:42:54,600 --> 02:43:02,600
Like, I don't know, I liked I thought they I thought this was a good movie as far as that was concerned.

1456
02:43:02,600 --> 02:43:11,600
Yeah, I the reason I docked was because a lot of the CGI, like the practical practical effects looked really good.

1457
02:43:11,600 --> 02:43:18,600
It was a lot of the. The the special effects that I thought looked like garbage,

1458
02:43:18,600 --> 02:43:21,600
like what you said, the butterflies didn't look super great.

1459
02:43:21,600 --> 02:43:26,600
The bridge collapsing, the the helicopter didn't look super good.

1460
02:43:26,600 --> 02:43:31,600
Any time Ryan Reynolds got hit by a car, which was a lot.

1461
02:43:31,600 --> 02:43:34,600
Yeah, like, yeah, because it was more than once.

1462
02:43:34,600 --> 02:43:37,600
You're like, again, for real.

1463
02:43:37,600 --> 02:43:40,600
And he got hit like significantly hard.

1464
02:43:40,600 --> 02:43:46,600
Yeah, he for sure died after the first one and everything was just a lithium nightmare that he was having.

1465
02:43:46,600 --> 02:43:51,600
OK, maybe I don't know car, you know, like getting hit by car physics.

1466
02:43:51,600 --> 02:43:57,600
But when the first time he gets hit, how many times did he flip upside down in the air?

1467
02:43:57,600 --> 02:43:59,600
A lot. How many times did he flip in there?

1468
02:43:59,600 --> 02:44:02,600
That's like it seemed like too much. Right.

1469
02:44:02,600 --> 02:44:04,600
I mean, like I said, I don't I've never been hit by a car.

1470
02:44:04,600 --> 02:44:06,600
I don't know how many times you would flip in the air.

1471
02:44:06,600 --> 02:44:15,600
So I don't know. I don't know how fast she could have been going with because she would have to flip him as hard as she did.

1472
02:44:15,600 --> 02:44:21,600
She was like 20 or 25 feet away from him and just gunned it that quick.

1473
02:44:21,600 --> 02:44:31,600
Yeah, if you gunned it, you could maybe maybe get up to like 30 with that with the distance that she was at.

1474
02:44:31,600 --> 02:44:37,600
So as the only person here who has been hit by a car, I will say this.

1475
02:44:37,600 --> 02:44:40,600
I it happened when I was 15 years old.

1476
02:44:40,600 --> 02:44:42,600
I don't remember any of it.

1477
02:44:42,600 --> 02:44:50,600
Thankfully, someone was there to see it. So I know that what happened to me was I didn't do many flips, but I sure did one flip.

1478
02:44:50,600 --> 02:44:57,600
I did one flip and I landed on my face and I slid for like 10 or 15 feet.

1479
02:44:57,600 --> 02:45:03,600
And when I awoke, apparently I looked like half of me was Freddy Krueger.

1480
02:45:03,600 --> 02:45:10,600
And the doctors, the doctors were like, you will never grow facial hair on that side of your face.

1481
02:45:10,600 --> 02:45:13,600
And I was like, OK, thank you.

1482
02:45:13,600 --> 02:45:20,600
And for those of you not watching right now, I have a very full beard supported by Leviathan Cross Beard Oil.

1483
02:45:20,600 --> 02:45:27,600
Thank you, Sleep Terr John.

1484
02:45:27,600 --> 02:45:29,600
Sneaking that ad.

1485
02:45:29,600 --> 02:45:30,600
Yep.

1486
02:45:30,600 --> 02:45:33,600
Got to do it. Got to do it.

1487
02:45:33,600 --> 02:45:38,600
But it's like what was else? What else was I going to say about that?

1488
02:45:38,600 --> 02:45:43,600
I can't recall all that to say he would have at least flipped once.

1489
02:45:43,600 --> 02:45:49,600
I can I can vouch for the fact that he would have at least done a flip.

1490
02:45:49,600 --> 02:45:59,600
Yeah, but I think other than like that's what I talked for a lot was the special effects practical.

1491
02:45:59,600 --> 02:46:04,600
I think they did a pretty decent job.

1492
02:46:04,600 --> 02:46:09,600
I don't think there was anything like outstanding in anything that they did.

1493
02:46:09,600 --> 02:46:18,600
I think a lot like the car chases were pretty cool, but honestly, nothing we've not seen before.

1494
02:46:18,600 --> 02:46:26,600
Well, but that plays into what I was saying before about like this could have easily been a slightly more serious movie in the mid 90s starring Bruce Willis.

1495
02:46:26,600 --> 02:46:30,600
You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

1496
02:46:30,600 --> 02:46:34,600
Oh, and by the way, that's what I was going to say.

1497
02:46:34,600 --> 02:46:37,600
Another reason why I wish I had been on the Suicide Squad episode.

1498
02:46:37,600 --> 02:46:50,600
Did you guys know since we're in effects that when King Shark when they go to that that freedom fighter camp, and I think that's where it happens where he just pulls that dude in half.

1499
02:46:50,600 --> 02:46:52,600
Is that where he does that?

1500
02:46:52,600 --> 02:46:55,600
No, he does that one in the rain.

1501
02:46:55,600 --> 02:46:58,600
But is it not a freedom fighter like pulls in half?

1502
02:46:58,600 --> 02:47:03,600
Doesn't matter. We all we all saw the shot where he pulled the guy in half.

1503
02:47:03,600 --> 02:47:07,600
So apparently the shark was CGI.

1504
02:47:07,600 --> 02:47:15,600
The thing getting pulled in half was a practical prop that like actually existed in the real in the real space.

1505
02:47:15,600 --> 02:47:18,600
What? Yeah. Wow.

1506
02:47:18,600 --> 02:47:20,600
That's impressive.

1507
02:47:20,600 --> 02:47:22,600
That is really impressive.

1508
02:47:22,600 --> 02:47:28,600
James Gunn anyway.

1509
02:47:28,600 --> 02:47:37,600
Dang, I wish I would have known that I probably would have given it like an extra point.

1510
02:47:37,600 --> 02:47:39,600
All right.

1511
02:47:39,600 --> 02:47:41,600
Any other effects you guys want to talk about?

1512
02:47:41,600 --> 02:47:46,600
Because so like I said effects is sitting at a 77.

1513
02:47:46,600 --> 02:47:48,600
I got nothing.

1514
02:47:48,600 --> 02:47:57,600
And that Jag when he when he put the Jaguar when he put all the gas on it and exploded it and started playing whatever song it was.

1515
02:47:57,600 --> 02:48:01,600
I really enjoyed that a lot.

1516
02:48:01,600 --> 02:48:06,600
The Jag remember he took his dad's Jag and then got they got darted up.

1517
02:48:06,600 --> 02:48:10,600
And then when he came back to the house, he was like, you really are an idiot.

1518
02:48:10,600 --> 02:48:11,600
Because he's like, why is it?

1519
02:48:11,600 --> 02:48:13,600
What's the Jag doing back here?

1520
02:48:13,600 --> 02:48:18,600
And then he took he took a gas can lit it on fire and it exploded.

1521
02:48:18,600 --> 02:48:21,600
I thought that was a very nice scene effect.

1522
02:48:21,600 --> 02:48:23,600
I don't know.

1523
02:48:23,600 --> 02:48:25,600
Yeah, it looked like they did that for real.

1524
02:48:25,600 --> 02:48:29,600
It really did look real.

1525
02:48:29,600 --> 02:48:41,600
Yeah, I would be surprised if that was was CGI, because if it if it was CGI, that's where the entire budget went for sure.

1526
02:48:41,600 --> 02:48:43,600
Yeah. Oh, that's what I put.

1527
02:48:43,600 --> 02:48:44,600
I should have known something.

1528
02:48:44,600 --> 02:48:45,600
I'm sorry.

1529
02:48:45,600 --> 02:48:46,600
I need to backtrack for just a moment.

1530
02:48:46,600 --> 02:48:56,600
I put he did not earn the Jag because whenever his dad, his stepdad, Morgan Freeman gave him like handed in the keys to the Jag and he's like, really?

1531
02:48:56,600 --> 02:48:57,600
You're going to let me try the Jag.

1532
02:48:57,600 --> 02:48:59,600
You wouldn't even let me look at as a kid.

1533
02:48:59,600 --> 02:49:01,600
He's like, you earned it.

1534
02:49:01,600 --> 02:49:03,600
And I did say it out loud.

1535
02:49:03,600 --> 02:49:11,600
I'm like, he did not earn that.

1536
02:49:11,600 --> 02:49:13,600
Yeah, I absolutely agree.

1537
02:49:13,600 --> 02:49:19,600
And there was a lot of shit that I wasn't allowed to look at as a child.

1538
02:49:19,600 --> 02:49:32,600
Like the stuff that I would have to do to earn the right to drive it is it's unreachable.

1539
02:49:32,600 --> 02:49:34,600
Dude, I figured out what we're going to do.

1540
02:49:34,600 --> 02:49:35,600
We're going to steal your dad's Harley.

1541
02:49:35,600 --> 02:49:38,600
Let's go.

1542
02:49:38,600 --> 02:49:39,600
Oh, my dude.

1543
02:49:39,600 --> 02:49:45,600
Like, I can feel my blood pressure rising just thinking about that.

1544
02:49:45,600 --> 02:49:48,600
Like that would be such anxiety.

1545
02:49:48,600 --> 02:49:51,600
You think it can make it to Georgia?

1546
02:49:51,600 --> 02:50:08,600
Dude, no joke, there was a day my youngest brother threw a water balloon at me while I was in front of my dad's garage and the water balloon hit my dad's Harley and we thought he was going to murder us and he wasn't even home.

1547
02:50:08,600 --> 02:50:10,600
It was water.

1548
02:50:10,600 --> 02:50:14,600
And we thought we were going to die.

1549
02:50:14,600 --> 02:50:34,600
Like we we freaking like ran inside grabbed all of the the the lint free towel like cloth towels that we could find the microfiber towels and dried that off to it like a shine and just pray that he didn't notice when we when he got home.

1550
02:50:34,600 --> 02:50:39,600
Let me guess he did you want to know you want to take a guess at how old I was when that happened.

1551
02:50:39,600 --> 02:50:40,600
Eight.

1552
02:50:40,600 --> 02:50:46,600
1617.

1553
02:50:46,600 --> 02:50:48,600
Damn.

1554
02:50:48,600 --> 02:50:55,600
My, my brother was 13.

1555
02:50:55,600 --> 02:50:57,600
Shit.

1556
02:50:57,600 --> 02:50:58,600
Wow. Yeah.

1557
02:50:58,600 --> 02:51:04,600
So it like the water balloon hit and we're just like, Dad's going to murder us.

1558
02:51:04,600 --> 02:51:12,600
Okay. And then when he when he got home and went into his garage, we were like at the back door just like staring at him.

1559
02:51:12,600 --> 02:51:16,600
Trying to see if he noticed what is wrong with you boys.

1560
02:51:16,600 --> 02:51:22,600
Nothing.

1561
02:51:22,600 --> 02:51:25,600
I'm still not 100% certain he knows about that.

1562
02:51:25,600 --> 02:51:28,600
But we can tell him that we steal his Harley.

1563
02:51:28,600 --> 02:51:35,600
Yeah, you know what? After this, I'm going to go over to your parents house and a hot wire that bad boy and I'm going to hit the road.

1564
02:51:35,600 --> 02:51:37,600
I'll see in a couple days.

1565
02:51:37,600 --> 02:51:46,600
Listen, I know some nefarious characters, we can get that thing this weekend.

1566
02:51:46,600 --> 02:51:51,600
All right, before we get into more trouble, moving on over to music.

1567
02:51:51,600 --> 02:51:55,600
We ended up giving this a seven.

1568
02:51:55,600 --> 02:51:59,600
Okay, what did I give it? I feel like I rated this one really high because again, I like you.

1569
02:51:59,600 --> 02:52:02,600
You did it. You had it at nine.

1570
02:52:02,600 --> 02:52:16,600
Yeah, you know, I gave it a nine is because I really liked again, I was coming off the Suicide Squad and like, you know, I think James Gunn uses music very well in movies like I really like how he uses music.

1571
02:52:16,600 --> 02:52:36,600
And the fact that this none of the music, the like license to music that they used seemed like forced or wedged in like it all like again like when he was when he was all drugged up and he was just imagining himself, driving that thing and you hear simply the best playing in the background like that was perfect.

1572
02:52:36,600 --> 02:52:52,600
Like I really like that music choice made me laugh and I appreciated that. And just all of the all the chase music all the anytime there was an explosion there was good music playing like I enjoyed the music in this movie.

1573
02:52:52,600 --> 02:52:57,600
Yeah, the music was was pretty good.

1574
02:52:57,600 --> 02:53:02,600
Rose you ended up giving it a five.

1575
02:53:02,600 --> 02:53:10,600
The only song I remember from this movie is just Hello by Lionel Richie.

1576
02:53:10,600 --> 02:53:18,600
That's the only thing that stuck out to me and it really wasn't that big for me. So I probably sound like a dick for giving it that low.

1577
02:53:18,600 --> 02:53:30,600
I don't know because is it is it just you when you guys judge music, are you doing it by music or just like just the music in the movie or like the whole the soundscape of the whole thing.

1578
02:53:30,600 --> 02:53:47,600
Kind of the soundscape of the whole thing because like we've used it for like horror movies the use of silence like we've we've thrown that into our our score before because I was just kind of like I think we could honestly change music to audio.

1579
02:53:47,600 --> 02:53:51,600
Yeah, music is just like a big part of the.

1580
02:53:51,600 --> 02:54:13,600
Like this because I definitely judge this on those moments that I talked about but I can I can for sure get on board with a five or six as far as the rest of like the quote unquote music went because like it was it didn't like you didn't feel like pumped like there was nothing I couldn't.

1581
02:54:13,600 --> 02:54:23,600
I don't know I don't know how to describe it other than I agree out of with all the other parts that I didn't say like I can agree with the five or six.

1582
02:54:23,600 --> 02:54:37,600
Yeah, I thought the soundtrack as a whole was pretty killer so that's why I ended up going up to a seven. But what kept me from going any higher was, it just felt like they were throwing the music in.

1583
02:54:37,600 --> 02:54:56,600
It really seemed to fit the tone of the scenes. Very often like there was a couple times where it did really well but there was a lot where I forget what what song it was but there was an instance with a song that it felt very out of place for the scene,

1584
02:54:56,600 --> 02:55:07,600
and you should rewatch suicide squad, and then watch this movie again, and then you'll rate it a nine like me.

1585
02:55:07,600 --> 02:55:17,600
Because if you want I really like the soundtrack for suicide squad and we ended up giving that one pretty high no no no no no no no no no no the suicide squad suicide squad.

1586
02:55:17,600 --> 02:55:31,600
Yeah, I was the only one that gave it a 10 wasn't I know movie has wedged music where it didn't belong, more than the suicide squad. That was a travesty.

1587
02:55:31,600 --> 02:55:40,600
Yeah, I'm disagreeing with you on that one.

1588
02:55:40,600 --> 02:55:49,600
All right, moving on over to costumes. We end up giving this one a seven as well.

1589
02:55:49,600 --> 02:55:56,600
I think I rated this one, absurdly high to yeah I gave it an eight just because like they.

1590
02:55:56,600 --> 02:56:11,600
They wore what they should have been wearing like the he didn't he didn't magically, like, it didn't go from like one scene to the next like suddenly he one scene he's covered in blood and then the next scene for no reason he's not covered in blood anymore.

1591
02:56:11,600 --> 02:56:29,600
And I don't know, I liked I liked how Antonio Banderas they like a couple of the characters kind of like out loud commented like this guy looks ridiculous. He's wearing a flamingo jacket, like what is happening right now.

1592
02:56:29,600 --> 02:56:47,600
The cop face looked looked like a cop face, like he's wearing the the mid trench. He looks like he could be out of like a Humphrey Bogart movie. The frickin stupid stuck up lady that was like, I'm, I've got an accent and no one can quite tell where it's from is

1593
02:56:47,600 --> 02:56:51,600
it British is it somewhere else I don't know it's European.

1594
02:56:51,600 --> 02:57:09,600
He looks like a frickin dork bureaucrat and Sam Jackson dressed like a hitman would just kind of like a little flashy but not super in can not not inconspicuous inconspicuous enough, but not like, not like plane.

1595
02:57:09,600 --> 02:57:20,600
And, you know, some hike was a crazy person so whatever she wore was exactly right because crazy person don't care what they're wearing.

1596
02:57:20,600 --> 02:57:24,600
Yeah.

1597
02:57:24,600 --> 02:57:33,600
Yeah, I think it's sevens a pretty decent home because I don't think there was anything like too memorable. No, regarding the costumes but I think everyone.

1598
02:57:33,600 --> 02:57:37,600
Well Morgan Freeman's last. Okay, come on.

1599
02:57:37,600 --> 02:57:40,600
Okay, that was pretty fire.

1600
02:57:40,600 --> 02:57:54,600
Yeah. And honestly what I liked about Antonio Banderas is costumes was wasn't necessarily costumes themselves I think those were just pretty.

1601
02:57:54,600 --> 02:57:56,600
They were okay.

1602
02:57:56,600 --> 02:58:11,600
But I think I like the most the comments that were made about him. Like I think Ryan Reynolds said like, it looks like he's wearing a curtain.

1603
02:58:11,600 --> 02:58:15,600
So, yeah, so costumes sitting at a seven.

1604
02:58:15,600 --> 02:58:20,600
And now finally getting into our personal grade.

1605
02:58:20,600 --> 02:58:26,600
We, oh, rose you forgot to put in your personal grade. Ah, damn it. Sorry.

1606
02:58:26,600 --> 02:58:31,600
Well, okay, so you might want to get I did not know that it was going to be on today.

1607
02:58:31,600 --> 02:58:35,600
In my defense, I'm just saying, oh, I gotta do something.

1608
02:58:35,600 --> 02:58:47,600
Yeah, I forgot there was something I do. Oh shit DJs joining us. That's so funny because how long ago did you do we set this up, like, two or three days ago.

1609
02:58:47,600 --> 02:58:56,600
Oh, yeah. Okay, well, you son of a bitch. Okay, in my defense, like, anytime we talk stuff came up.

1610
02:58:56,600 --> 02:58:58,600
Okay, sure.

1611
02:58:58,600 --> 02:59:18,600
Dude, like, no joke, like I was talking to, I was talking to DJ like earlier today. Like anytime we were like texting I was like, I need to remember to tell Rose and remember to tell Rose, and then you would send me something like, oh, did you see this I'm like, oh yeah, that we like I get distracted.

1612
02:59:18,600 --> 02:59:29,600
I know it was in the middle of texting DJ but I'm talking about this now with you, Rose, my co host. Anyway, surprise.

1613
02:59:29,600 --> 02:59:32,600
Hey, it was a great day. I'm the type of person.

1614
02:59:32,600 --> 02:59:53,600
I'm the type of person that if I lose my phone, and I, like I go looking for it, find it, and if there's a notification on my phone for like something like, oh, it's this time you need to go do this, I'll be like, oh yeah, and then I'll go do that thing that was on my notification, and then completely forget where I left my phone.

1615
02:59:53,600 --> 02:59:56,600
Good Lord. Caleb.

1616
02:59:56,600 --> 02:59:59,600
We were.

1617
02:59:59,600 --> 03:00:03,600
Your wife is super organized I bet.

1618
03:00:03,600 --> 03:00:08,600
Yeah.

1619
03:00:08,600 --> 03:00:13,600
Like she start like something she started doing she sends me.

1620
03:00:13,600 --> 03:00:33,600
Like she sends the event notifications on Google calendars for when I need to like take out the garbage when I get home. Otherwise, I won't do it. What a good woman you have, when are you going to let her go on the show why why why the dude, I wanted her to be a part of the show she just doesn't want to

1621
03:00:33,600 --> 03:00:40,600
let her be a special guest Come on. I don't know why you're holding her back from the show.

1622
03:00:40,600 --> 03:00:46,600
I know I'm not the one holding her back. Does she listen to the show.

1623
03:00:46,600 --> 03:00:57,600
I don't think so. I mean she does when

1624
03:00:57,600 --> 03:01:13,600
she's like, so when we were in the, when I was when we were me and her we're living in Provo are like our bedroom and the bedroom that me and Rose would record and we're right next to each other, so she would make comments from the other room.

1625
03:01:13,600 --> 03:01:29,600
And she's like, if you want to talk just like, come sit down with me and like we'll, we'll do this and she's like no I just wanted to make these little comments here and there. And then she do the same thing when I was living with my in laws in the little hobbit closet.

1626
03:01:29,600 --> 03:01:34,600
So now she can't make those comments because she's like on the other end of the house.

1627
03:01:34,600 --> 03:01:53,600
Tell her that me, you, Rose, Beth, and her are all going to do the super podcast to will do Infinity War, you know, because all the all the five stones or whatever are going to come together to do the greatest, the greatest podcast this world has ever seen

1628
03:01:53,600 --> 03:02:02,600
we might even invite Vic for the sixth stone.

1629
03:02:02,600 --> 03:02:07,600
Vic, that guy.

1630
03:02:07,600 --> 03:02:14,600
Let your wife be on the show stop holding her back you know she just wants to be cool for once, you just won't let her, they would.

1631
03:02:14,600 --> 03:02:17,600
I've encouraged her she just doesn't want to.

1632
03:02:17,600 --> 03:02:23,600
That's what you tell us but I want to hear that from her.

1633
03:02:23,600 --> 03:02:25,600
Well that's going to be difficult.

1634
03:02:25,600 --> 03:02:29,600
What's her favorite movie I'll try. What's her favorite movie.

1635
03:02:29,600 --> 03:02:33,600
We've done her favorite movie. How to Train Your Dragon.

1636
03:02:33,600 --> 03:02:38,600
What's her second favorite movie.

1637
03:02:38,600 --> 03:02:44,600
That's a that's a that's a terrible question to ask because I know best favorite movie, ask me what her second favorite movie is.

1638
03:02:44,600 --> 03:02:49,600
I have no idea.

1639
03:02:49,600 --> 03:02:51,600
I'm trying to think of.

1640
03:02:51,600 --> 03:02:58,600
She likes the time travelers wife, do the time travel tell her you're doing the time travelers wife.

1641
03:02:58,600 --> 03:03:03,600
And she needs to sit in on it because there's going to be a special guest that she's going to be really excited about.

1642
03:03:03,600 --> 03:03:07,600
And you want her to be you want her to just see what how it happens and goes down.

1643
03:03:07,600 --> 03:03:10,600
And that's when you ambush her and go it's you.

1644
03:03:10,600 --> 03:03:16,600
And then you hand her some headphones and you just do the damn thing.

1645
03:03:16,600 --> 03:03:19,600
Bam.

1646
03:03:19,600 --> 03:03:27,600
I did it first we're going to heist your dad's motorcycle then we're going to get your wife on the podcast.

1647
03:03:27,600 --> 03:03:30,600
This is coming together very well.

1648
03:03:30,600 --> 03:03:31,600
Yeah.

1649
03:03:31,600 --> 03:03:38,600
Anyway, getting back to our personal grade of the hitman's wife's bodyguard.

1650
03:03:38,600 --> 03:03:41,600
Rose, what was what were you sitting at?

1651
03:03:41,600 --> 03:03:43,600
Seventy.

1652
03:03:43,600 --> 03:03:51,600
All right. That brings our personal our collective personal score down to an 80.3.

1653
03:03:51,600 --> 03:03:54,600
What was it before? What did you rate it?

1654
03:03:54,600 --> 03:03:56,600
What was your personal grade?

1655
03:03:56,600 --> 03:03:59,600
I should have given it an 81.

1656
03:03:59,600 --> 03:04:01,600
I gave it a 90.

1657
03:04:01,600 --> 03:04:02,600
And I'm going to tell you why.

1658
03:04:02,600 --> 03:04:05,600
Because I came into again I've said it a few times.

1659
03:04:05,600 --> 03:04:13,600
I came into this movie a being like I have put myself behind the eight ball because this is a sequel and I have never seen the first one.

1660
03:04:13,600 --> 03:04:16,600
I don't even really truly know what the first one is about.

1661
03:04:16,600 --> 03:04:20,600
And I started out not really being into it.

1662
03:04:20,600 --> 03:04:25,600
And by the end again like one of the last two things I wrote was this needs a third movie.

1663
03:04:25,600 --> 03:04:28,600
I would for sure watch a third movie of this.

1664
03:04:28,600 --> 03:04:33,600
So against all the odds I like this movie kind of a lot.

1665
03:04:33,600 --> 03:04:37,600
I got told Beth I was like because she's like I might have wanted to watch that movie.

1666
03:04:37,600 --> 03:04:39,600
I was like I'll watch it with you again.

1667
03:04:39,600 --> 03:04:41,600
I was like we can watch the first one and this one.

1668
03:04:41,600 --> 03:04:44,600
I will watch this movie again.

1669
03:04:44,600 --> 03:04:45,600
Yeah.

1670
03:04:45,600 --> 03:04:52,600
I had a really good time with it like I think an 81 makes it seem like I didn't.

1671
03:04:52,600 --> 03:04:57,600
Well it's an 80 like it's like a B movie.

1672
03:04:57,600 --> 03:05:04,600
Like at least mine like I gave it a B so it's just kind of like hey it was good enough to watch it one time.

1673
03:05:04,600 --> 03:05:09,600
And this is one of those movies that I'd be willing to watch again.

1674
03:05:09,600 --> 03:05:14,600
Like if I just wanted a shut your brain off kind of movie.

1675
03:05:14,600 --> 03:05:15,600
It was fun.

1676
03:05:15,600 --> 03:05:16,600
It's a good time.

1677
03:05:16,600 --> 03:05:17,600
Yeah I thought it was fun.

1678
03:05:17,600 --> 03:05:18,600
It was.

1679
03:05:18,600 --> 03:05:24,600
Like I think if you get down into and try to break down the individual parts it kind of falls apart.

1680
03:05:24,600 --> 03:05:28,600
But for the most part it's a really fun movie.

1681
03:05:28,600 --> 03:05:36,600
But again all those action movies from the mid 90s I guarantee you if you broke those down scene by scene they would fall apart immediately.

1682
03:05:36,600 --> 03:05:45,600
They're just resting on the Keanu Reeves is in the Bruce Willis is in the Sylvester Stallone's is in the Arnold Schwarzenegger's is.

1683
03:05:45,600 --> 03:05:56,600
And you know put those movies in today's context and we would probably feel about the same less your Terminator 2.

1684
03:05:56,600 --> 03:06:05,600
But other than that I feel like most of those movies would kind of fall flatter than we remember them being.

1685
03:06:05,600 --> 03:06:08,600
Yeah that's fair.

1686
03:06:08,600 --> 03:06:12,600
Yeah so like I said we're sitting at an 80.3.

1687
03:06:12,600 --> 03:06:16,600
So that concludes this breakdown.

1688
03:06:16,600 --> 03:06:28,600
So the final all bros and untrained eye letter grade for the hitman's wife's bodyguard has come to.

1689
03:06:28,600 --> 03:06:32,600
I need like a real drum roll.

1690
03:06:32,600 --> 03:06:37,600
I got to get like a minute to see what they make it.

1691
03:06:37,600 --> 03:06:39,600
I accept this.

1692
03:06:39,600 --> 03:06:40,600
C plus is very good.

1693
03:06:40,600 --> 03:06:50,600
What do you think you guys give Suicide Squad some that I feel like should have gotten at the least a B minus and I feel like that also got a C.

1694
03:06:50,600 --> 03:06:57,600
The newest one to be it got to be maybe I'm thinking of you.

1695
03:06:57,600 --> 03:06:58,600
There was some there was a movie.

1696
03:06:58,600 --> 03:07:00,600
Wait man I got to look anyway.

1697
03:07:00,600 --> 03:07:01,600
Got a B plus.

1698
03:07:01,600 --> 03:07:02,600
I'm wrong.

1699
03:07:02,600 --> 03:07:03,600
I'm clearly wrong.

1700
03:07:03,600 --> 03:07:04,600
Tell me the movie.

1701
03:07:04,600 --> 03:07:10,600
By the way this is one of my favorite parts of this show is here.

1702
03:07:10,600 --> 03:07:27,600
Nothing was funnier than last week hearing the movies that got better than or less than Suicide Squad and that dude from Wheel of Death being like oh wow what.

1703
03:07:27,600 --> 03:07:37,600
I love that guy just for that just for not holding back at all he's like I don't agree with your anything you guys are doing over here.

1704
03:07:37,600 --> 03:07:43,600
Yeah I'm sure he's probably going to hold a grudge against us for the grade we gave Friday the 13th.

1705
03:07:43,600 --> 03:07:50,600
Dude you could hear you could hear the shock and appalled in his voice when he was like really really.

1706
03:07:50,600 --> 03:07:54,600
Yeah.

1707
03:07:54,600 --> 03:07:57,600
Really good.

1708
03:07:57,600 --> 03:07:59,600
I like that guy.

1709
03:07:59,600 --> 03:08:00,600
Yeah.

1710
03:08:00,600 --> 03:08:07,600
So it is sitting at a 70 like I said 76.91 percent.

1711
03:08:07,600 --> 03:08:08,600
All right.

1712
03:08:07,600 --> 03:08:08,600
Give us the goods.

1713
03:08:08,600 --> 03:08:10,600
What did it what did it beat.

1714
03:08:10,600 --> 03:08:11,600
Yeah.

1715
03:08:11,600 --> 03:08:12,600
Actually.

1716
03:08:11,600 --> 03:08:18,600
So the other way say what say what beat it first and then say what it beat if please.

1717
03:08:18,600 --> 03:08:34,600
Caleb so out of all of ours out of all of our C plus movies which there's 20 of them there's 20 C plus movies that we have graded it is sitting at 19.

1718
03:08:34,600 --> 03:08:35,600
All right.

1719
03:08:35,600 --> 03:08:37,600
Just kidding.

1720
03:08:37,600 --> 03:08:42,600
So it is sitting above unhinged.

1721
03:08:42,600 --> 03:08:45,600
Don't even know what that is.

1722
03:08:45,600 --> 03:08:48,600
Yeah.

1723
03:08:48,600 --> 03:08:50,600
Or unhinged was 76.8.

1724
03:08:50,600 --> 03:08:52,600
So it puts it.

1725
03:08:52,600 --> 03:09:12,600
So the hitman's wife's bodyguard is below the boondock saints which is at a 77.1 or one point one to the way the boondock saints is one of those movies that I feel like if I ever watched it again I would say you guys rated it wrong because I remember it being really good.

1726
03:09:12,600 --> 03:09:17,600
I feel like if I watched it again I would be like this is an F movie.

1727
03:09:17,600 --> 03:09:19,600
Okay.

1728
03:09:19,600 --> 03:09:23,600
The boondock saints we actually ended up giving this like really high.

1729
03:09:23,600 --> 03:09:28,600
The reason it's a C plus is because of Jason Almi.

1730
03:09:28,600 --> 03:09:35,600
Correct opinions from Jason Almi.

1731
03:09:35,600 --> 03:09:42,600
It's below the strangers pray at night, which is at a 77.18.

1732
03:09:42,600 --> 03:09:43,600
Damn.

1733
03:09:43,600 --> 03:09:48,600
It is below Aquaman, which is at a 77 point.

1734
03:09:48,600 --> 03:09:56,600
I've never seen that movie but it has amber herd and it can't be I demand a recount.

1735
03:09:56,600 --> 03:09:59,600
Dude this that was the recount.

1736
03:09:59,600 --> 03:10:01,600
Yeah.

1737
03:10:01,600 --> 03:10:05,600
It was a minus we did the recount.

1738
03:10:05,600 --> 03:10:13,600
No joke, it was an A minus before the before we like redid it.

1739
03:10:13,600 --> 03:10:20,600
Let's see, it's below Spider-Man, which is at a 77.49.

1740
03:10:20,600 --> 03:10:22,600
I can accept that.

1741
03:10:22,600 --> 03:10:31,600
And then also below Wonder Woman 1984, which is at a 77.7.

1742
03:10:31,600 --> 03:10:37,600
Yeah, I thought that too.

1743
03:10:37,600 --> 03:10:40,600
But yeah, that's where it's sitting.

1744
03:10:40,600 --> 03:10:42,600
Not bad.

1745
03:10:42,600 --> 03:10:48,600
I want to see if I can just real quick.

1746
03:10:48,600 --> 03:10:55,600
So out of all so with all the movies that we've great oh shit.

1747
03:10:55,600 --> 03:11:00,600
139 movies we've broken down.

1748
03:11:00,600 --> 03:11:02,600
That's a lot of movies.

1749
03:11:02,600 --> 03:11:05,600
Yeah, we've been doing this for quite a while.

1750
03:11:05,600 --> 03:11:12,600
Does that include the ones that you when you put out the call for people to do their

1751
03:11:12,600 --> 03:11:17,600
give you the reviews that I failed you on when you asked me directly.

1752
03:11:17,600 --> 03:11:23,600
You're like you want to do movies and I was like I do and then I did none.

1753
03:11:23,600 --> 03:11:30,600
Yeah, so that yeah that's including all those, all those.

1754
03:11:30,600 --> 03:11:35,600
Have you guys done the Matrix, the movie.

1755
03:11:35,600 --> 03:11:36,600
No.

1756
03:11:36,600 --> 03:11:43,600
Guys, I would like to suggest that you allow me to do the Matrix trilogy with you.

1757
03:11:43,600 --> 03:11:50,600
Not necessarily all at one time, but over the next few weeks or months.

1758
03:11:50,600 --> 03:11:52,600
I'm down.

1759
03:11:52,600 --> 03:11:53,600
Yeah, same here.

1760
03:11:53,600 --> 03:11:56,600
I've seen all three I just don't remember.

1761
03:11:56,600 --> 03:12:04,600
I'm a big listen if you think there are prequel apologists out there I'm a big Matrix apologist for two and three.

1762
03:12:04,600 --> 03:12:06,600
Big one.

1763
03:12:06,600 --> 03:12:08,600
All right.

1764
03:12:08,600 --> 03:12:11,600
Hell yeah I look forward to that.

1765
03:12:11,600 --> 03:12:18,600
I think you guys might be interested to know and anyone who made it to the end of this 47 hour podcast.

1766
03:12:18,600 --> 03:12:20,600
If.

1767
03:12:20,600 --> 03:12:27,600
First of all I apologize to all of you I'm too long winded but much like my long winded counterpart.

1768
03:12:27,600 --> 03:12:30,600
Jason Almi you guys might like to know.

1769
03:12:30,600 --> 03:12:52,600
I apparently I raised his ire so much when I talked badly about good fellows and Martin Scorsese and said Martin Scorsese was a hack because he had bad things to say about superhero movies that inflamed Jason and he is resurrecting a podcast called pop culture mass.

1770
03:12:52,600 --> 03:13:01,600
And I'm going to be on it. And I'm going to be talking about good fellows the movie.

1771
03:13:01,600 --> 03:13:10,600
I don't know if that's a patreon exclusive or not so team Almi a patreon.com or whatever it is.

1772
03:13:10,600 --> 03:13:31,600
I have refused to watch Martin Scorsese movies because of that superhero movie comment like listen Martin Scorsese the thing that aggravates me and you'll hear again I'm just going to you're going to hear me rehash this with Jason but the short version is Martin Scorsese

1773
03:13:31,600 --> 03:13:44,600
he knows how hard it is to make movies. So shut up and make movies guy. Stop stop stop it like don't bust on somebody else that did the thing that you know is so hard to do.

1774
03:13:44,600 --> 03:14:07,600
You're dead. You're an alive dead person. Just finish out the rest of your whatever and fade into obscurity and no one will ever remember you because even though you don't like superhero movies for some reason you like to age all the actors that you refuse to stop using instead of finding new ones.

1775
03:14:07,600 --> 03:14:15,600
Dude truth. Oh shit.

1776
03:14:15,600 --> 03:14:26,600
All right. Well I think that concludes this week's episode. So DJ would you like to tell everyone where they can find you and what you do.

1777
03:14:26,600 --> 03:14:48,600
I do a lot of things but one of them I do is the untrained I podcast with my wife Bethany. It's a very good show in my opinion. The hosts are very smart and good looking and you can find us on the internet untrained iPod all one word anywhere you are on social media.

1778
03:14:48,600 --> 03:15:04,600
There's a couple of tick tocks out there. There's some tweets from every once in a while. You'll get you'll get blasts of Instagram. I haven't put up an Instagram post in like three weeks but then all of a sudden you'll see like four posts you'll be like pork hub.

1779
03:15:04,600 --> 03:15:15,600
I don't remember that episode and then you'll listen to it and you'll be like it's as gross as I anticipated pork hub.

1780
03:15:15,600 --> 03:15:28,600
Oh my gosh that was a great episode and I knew it from the title to him just like I had to check because I like turn it on on my way to work and I leave at I leave for work at like four in the morning.

1781
03:15:28,600 --> 03:15:41,600
So I'm like dead and I saw like your episode I turned it on and I like looked at my phone and saw P something hub and I'm like, the hell.

1782
03:15:41,600 --> 03:15:54,600
I thought I hit the fire button on Duck Duck Go.

1783
03:15:54,600 --> 03:16:11,600
But yes, I do that. It's good. I do a show called dragging the table. I did a show called dragging the table. I keep talking about it because I want it to come back to life, and it eventually will. I'm starting to get to a point where I'm having more time in my life.

1784
03:16:11,600 --> 03:16:24,600
It's solo stuff. It's, I talk to people sometimes, it's probably when it does start back up it'll probably be solo stuff again to start and then I'll try and get people on again and listen just check us out.

1785
03:16:24,600 --> 03:16:31,600
I'm very tired. It is 1230 at night, right now on Wednesday.

1786
03:16:31,600 --> 03:16:42,600
We apologize. Not your fault. Not your fault. It's my dumb microphone that didn't want to play nice.

1787
03:16:42,600 --> 03:17:02,600
All right, well, if you like this episode want to check out more of our stuff. We are anywhere you can find podcasts, you can also catch all of our episodes on YouTube. Be sure to follow us on social media if you want to hit us up with an episode idea answer our question of the week.

1788
03:17:02,600 --> 03:17:06,600
Oh shit we have a question of the week. This week, you had one.

1789
03:17:06,600 --> 03:17:15,600
Yep. What was it. We actually got it. We asked what are some things you have done to avoid work on a day off.

1790
03:17:15,600 --> 03:17:18,600
Oh my god a couple responses.

1791
03:17:18,600 --> 03:17:21,600
I have an answer to that too but tell us.

1792
03:17:21,600 --> 03:17:45,600
So the first response we got is from at Nellar up or Sam Nelson. Over on Instagram. He said, I have a theory my wife got coven. She hated that job. In all seriousness, COVID sucked. She struggled through it. More reading with Rose please.

1793
03:17:45,600 --> 03:17:55,600
You got it Sam. I don't know you killed it as hard as you ever killed it today, Rose so that guy did not get what he asked for.

1794
03:17:55,600 --> 03:17:59,600
I'm gonna really mess up next time I have to read a synopsis.

1795
03:17:59,600 --> 03:18:02,600
Just for you Sam, just for you.

1796
03:18:02,600 --> 03:18:16,600
You should learn secretly another language and just proficiently enough so that one day you can just come and just say the whole synopsis in like French.

1797
03:18:16,600 --> 03:18:20,600
That would honestly be worth it.

1798
03:18:20,600 --> 03:18:25,600
Yeah, but I'll say, COVID is a good way to avoid work.

1799
03:18:25,600 --> 03:18:37,600
Yeah, no you straight up like when it like it all started when like anyone would say oh yeah like I'm feeling sick you had to think that it was coven, so you can question them on anything.

1800
03:18:37,600 --> 03:18:40,600
Even if they were bullshit.

1801
03:18:40,600 --> 03:18:43,600
Beauty of the grocery business.

1802
03:18:43,600 --> 03:18:45,600
Loved it.

1803
03:18:45,600 --> 03:18:52,600
And I couldn't get away with that shit I drove in a truck by myself alone all day.

1804
03:18:52,600 --> 03:18:54,600
For sure.

1805
03:18:54,600 --> 03:18:56,600
At least when COVID started.

1806
03:18:56,600 --> 03:19:00,600
Yeah, me too.

1807
03:19:00,600 --> 03:19:03,600
Anybody else like oh, feeling sick.

1808
03:19:03,600 --> 03:19:07,600
Anybody else respond because I have a great answer to this.

1809
03:19:07,600 --> 03:19:09,600
Yes they did.

1810
03:19:09,600 --> 03:19:14,600
We got a response from crashing Taz movie seller who.

1811
03:19:14,600 --> 03:19:20,600
What

1812
03:19:20,600 --> 03:19:25,600
Dick if you listen to this far into this, God bless anyone who's listening right now.

1813
03:19:25,600 --> 03:19:28,600
You're the best of all of us.

1814
03:19:28,600 --> 03:19:33,600
Because I don't know how you made it this far or why you made it this far.

1815
03:19:33,600 --> 03:19:46,600
But again, send me a DM at untrained iPod at whatever twitter.com and I will give you a high five emoji.

1816
03:19:46,600 --> 03:19:53,600
Let's see he said he took the scenic route home.

1817
03:19:53,600 --> 03:19:58,600
Cool thanks Vic.

1818
03:19:58,600 --> 03:20:03,600
Nice addition.

1819
03:20:03,600 --> 03:20:09,600
Yeah, so I'd like to know how the hell that.

1820
03:20:09,600 --> 03:20:14,600
How do you take a scenic route home on a day off.

1821
03:20:14,600 --> 03:20:17,600
Well, I don't know.

1822
03:20:17,600 --> 03:20:19,600
He'll have to write in and tell us.

1823
03:20:19,600 --> 03:20:28,600
He'll have to write in and tell us as he will never be on the show again.

1824
03:20:28,600 --> 03:20:32,600
Oh my gosh.

1825
03:20:32,600 --> 03:20:38,600
Yeah, anyway, sorry for almost forgetting to read off your answers to the question of the week.

1826
03:20:38,600 --> 03:20:40,600
I'm glad we only got a couple.

1827
03:20:40,600 --> 03:20:45,600
Wait, I've got one. It's in the vein of what Vic said except mine makes a little more sense.

1828
03:20:45,600 --> 03:20:48,600
I just don't answer my phone.

1829
03:20:48,600 --> 03:20:51,600
Anyone tries to call me that's not my wife who's sitting next to me.

1830
03:20:51,600 --> 03:20:54,600
I say, why would you be trying to call me?

1831
03:20:54,600 --> 03:21:02,600
And then other than that, I don't answer my phone, most especially if it's a work person.

1832
03:21:02,600 --> 03:21:04,600
That's fair.

1833
03:21:04,600 --> 03:21:10,600
I've worked. OK, it's been long enough that I haven't worked for this person.

1834
03:21:10,600 --> 03:21:17,600
Yeah. So what I would do like I used to like deliver dumpsters.

1835
03:21:17,600 --> 03:21:25,600
So what I would do is like they give me a log of things to do through a day and I would go.

1836
03:21:25,600 --> 03:21:27,600
I would just get the list done.

1837
03:21:27,600 --> 03:21:34,600
And every once in a while, they would call me and be like, hey, we need you to do this last minute job today.

1838
03:21:34,600 --> 03:21:36,600
And I'd be like, OK.

1839
03:21:36,600 --> 03:21:39,600
There was a time when I was headed home.

1840
03:21:39,600 --> 03:21:41,600
There's actually a few times where this happened.

1841
03:21:41,600 --> 03:21:49,600
I was headed home and I got a call and they said, hey, we need you to get this job done.

1842
03:21:49,600 --> 03:21:53,600
And I'm like, sorry, I already parked the truck for the day.

1843
03:21:53,600 --> 03:21:58,600
And they're just like, really? Like, I'm like, yeah, sorry.

1844
03:21:58,600 --> 03:22:01,600
Like otherwise I would go. And I had just gotten on the freeway.

1845
03:22:01,600 --> 03:22:05,600
Like I was probably going to pass the exit that the job was on.

1846
03:22:05,600 --> 03:22:09,600
And I'm like, sorry, like, I got to do what I got to do.

1847
03:22:09,600 --> 03:22:13,600
Like, I'm already almost home or just park the truck.

1848
03:22:13,600 --> 03:22:16,600
We're here now. Where did you park?

1849
03:22:16,600 --> 03:22:19,600
Or they would call and say, hey, we have this job.

1850
03:22:19,600 --> 03:22:24,600
And I'm like, yeah, like I can definitely get that to that one first thing tomorrow.

1851
03:22:24,600 --> 03:22:28,600
Like knowing full well that they wanted me to do it that day.

1852
03:22:28,600 --> 03:22:29,600
Can't hit that one tonight.

1853
03:22:29,600 --> 03:22:31,600
Like, no.

1854
03:22:31,600 --> 03:22:36,600
They wouldn't ask because I'd usually be like, or they'd just say, hey, we got this job.

1855
03:22:36,600 --> 03:22:38,600
And I'm like, all right, I'm on it.

1856
03:22:38,600 --> 03:22:42,600
And like, like that's usually how the conversation would go.

1857
03:22:42,600 --> 03:22:46,600
And then like that day I was just feeling super lazy and they're like, hey, we got this job.

1858
03:22:46,600 --> 03:22:49,600
I'm like, great. I'll get to it first thing tomorrow.

1859
03:22:49,600 --> 03:22:54,600
And then I. OK.

1860
03:22:54,600 --> 03:22:59,600
Damn it, Caleb. But sure.

1861
03:22:59,600 --> 03:23:03,600
Anyway, getting back into it.

1862
03:23:03,600 --> 03:23:08,600
Or if you want to join us, you can also DM us on social media.

1863
03:23:08,600 --> 03:23:11,600
You can also wear on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.

1864
03:23:11,600 --> 03:23:15,600
Just search at the Albrows or email us at the Albrows channel, Gmail dot com.

1865
03:23:15,600 --> 03:23:21,600
Check out our new and updated website, tiny URL dot com forward slash the Albrows.

1866
03:23:21,600 --> 03:23:24,600
I did work really hard to update that.

1867
03:23:24,600 --> 03:23:29,600
So hopefully it's a little bit more user friendly and you can.

1868
03:23:29,600 --> 03:23:32,600
I have a way for you guys to order.

1869
03:23:32,600 --> 03:23:38,600
Merch that got taken down on T public because T public freaking sucks ass.

1870
03:23:38,600 --> 03:23:43,600
But you see, I'm not taking down a couple of days ago to are you shitting me another one?

1871
03:23:43,600 --> 03:23:47,600
Yeah, Captain Marvel. Son of a bitch.

1872
03:23:47,600 --> 03:23:50,600
I mean, listen, it's all right, Captain Marvel.

1873
03:23:50,600 --> 03:23:54,600
It was the lesser of all the Marvel movies.

1874
03:23:54,600 --> 03:24:00,600
No, I worked hard on that artwork.

1875
03:24:00,600 --> 03:24:03,600
I worked hard on all of it.

1876
03:24:03,600 --> 03:24:05,600
No, I didn't start.

1877
03:24:05,600 --> 03:24:09,600
I was like my coworker because I because I wanted his opinion.

1878
03:24:09,600 --> 03:24:12,600
So I'm just like, do you think that they had any right to do that?

1879
03:24:12,600 --> 03:24:18,600
And he's just like, no, they don't own a freaking star in red and blue.

1880
03:24:18,600 --> 03:24:20,600
He's not wrong.

1881
03:24:20,600 --> 03:24:22,600
I'm trying to find this.

1882
03:24:22,600 --> 03:24:25,600
This is definitely after the show talk, but I'm going to tell you anyway,

1883
03:24:25,600 --> 03:24:30,600
some lady kept emailing me from T public and calling me Mark.

1884
03:24:30,600 --> 03:24:32,600
Mark, I want to work with you.

1885
03:24:32,600 --> 03:24:35,600
And finally, her name was like Andrea or something like that.

1886
03:24:35,600 --> 03:24:41,600
And I was like, dear Andrew, I have no idea who this Mark person is or why you want to work with him

1887
03:24:41,600 --> 03:24:44,600
and I just said, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1888
03:24:44,600 --> 03:24:46,600
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1889
03:24:46,600 --> 03:24:51,600
And then I got an email back like, oh, hey, DJ and Beth, we're so sorry.

1890
03:24:51,600 --> 03:24:53,600
My team did it.

1891
03:24:53,600 --> 03:24:55,600
And I just never answered them back again.

1892
03:24:55,600 --> 03:25:01,600
But if I can find that email, I'm going to get in touch with that lady and be like, what's up with all the taken down?

1893
03:25:01,600 --> 03:25:02,600
What's up with this?

1894
03:25:02,600 --> 03:25:07,600
You guys just cave, you cave to giant conglomerations at the drop of a hat.

1895
03:25:07,600 --> 03:25:12,600
Or are you going to let the little man make a T-shirt for once and make an honest buck?

1896
03:25:12,600 --> 03:25:17,600
I'll say to Andrew or whatever her name is.

1897
03:25:17,600 --> 03:25:18,600
Yeah.

1898
03:25:18,600 --> 03:25:25,600
But luckily with our new system, you should be or every anyone who wants to should be able to go on,

1899
03:25:25,600 --> 03:25:32,600
tell us what artwork they want, what kind of design that they want, like all of that info.

1900
03:25:32,600 --> 03:25:38,600
We'll make up the design and basically you just Venmo us whatever it costs to send it to you,

1901
03:25:38,600 --> 03:25:42,600
which is about like 13 bucks if you want a shirt.

1902
03:25:42,600 --> 03:25:50,600
Actually, it's like 10 depending on how much art you want.

1903
03:25:50,600 --> 03:25:54,600
It's a pretty decent deal.

1904
03:25:54,600 --> 03:25:59,600
But I still have the link to the T-Public shop, which who knows?

1905
03:25:59,600 --> 03:26:04,600
By the time this comes out, we might not have much of a store left.

1906
03:26:04,600 --> 03:26:06,600
Seriously though.

1907
03:26:06,600 --> 03:26:07,600
Yeah.

1908
03:26:07,600 --> 03:26:17,600
But next week, you guys can look forward to us breaking down the Netflix original movie, The Willoughbys.

1909
03:26:17,600 --> 03:26:18,600
Dude.

1910
03:26:18,600 --> 03:26:20,600
That's what we were doing.

1911
03:26:20,600 --> 03:26:22,600
Listen, I can't speak for Beth.

1912
03:26:22,600 --> 03:26:24,600
I cannot make plans for her.

1913
03:26:24,600 --> 03:26:32,600
But I'm for sure I know for a fact that she would at least be interested in talking about this movie with you.

1914
03:26:32,600 --> 03:26:33,600
Dude, yes.

1915
03:26:33,600 --> 03:26:34,600
Who?

1916
03:26:34,600 --> 03:26:35,600
Hell yes.

1917
03:26:35,600 --> 03:26:38,600
Like we have seen that movie probably three times.

1918
03:26:38,600 --> 03:26:40,600
It is so good.

1919
03:26:40,600 --> 03:26:42,600
Good movie.

1920
03:26:42,600 --> 03:26:44,600
Spoiler alert for next episode.

1921
03:26:44,600 --> 03:26:46,600
Having seen it.

1922
03:26:46,600 --> 03:26:47,600
Yeah, dude.

1923
03:26:47,600 --> 03:26:49,600
Oh, such a secret gem.

1924
03:26:49,600 --> 03:26:50,600
I loved it.

1925
03:26:50,600 --> 03:26:53,600
Wait, did you say you have not seen it, Rose?

1926
03:26:53,600 --> 03:26:54,600
Yeah, I haven't.

1927
03:26:54,600 --> 03:26:56,600
I didn't even know it was a thing.

1928
03:26:56,600 --> 03:26:58,600
Listen, spoiler alert for you.

1929
03:26:58,600 --> 03:27:01,600
Keep your eye out for the tardigrade in that movie.

1930
03:27:01,600 --> 03:27:02,600
Anyway.

1931
03:27:02,600 --> 03:27:03,600
The what?

1932
03:27:03,600 --> 03:27:04,600
The tardigrade?

1933
03:27:04,600 --> 03:27:05,600
The water bear?

1934
03:27:05,600 --> 03:27:06,600
Tardig.

1935
03:27:06,600 --> 03:27:07,600
Yeah, the tardigrade.

1936
03:27:07,600 --> 03:27:08,600
You'll see it.

1937
03:27:08,600 --> 03:27:11,600
They only show it for a second, but you'll see it.

1938
03:27:11,600 --> 03:27:13,600
Okay.

1939
03:27:13,600 --> 03:27:14,600
All right.

1940
03:27:14,600 --> 03:27:22,600
But until then, this has been the All Bros podcast with special guest DJ from the untrained eye.

1941
03:27:22,600 --> 03:27:23,600
Hey.

1942
03:27:23,600 --> 03:27:26,600
And we'll catch you guys next week.

1943
03:27:26,600 --> 03:27:30,600
This is so long.

1944
03:27:30,600 --> 03:27:32,600
DJ did it better earlier, so I can't really.

1945
03:27:32,600 --> 03:27:33,600
Dude.

1946
03:27:33,600 --> 03:27:39,600
So you can't talk some more effort into it.

1947
03:27:39,600 --> 03:27:40,600
Are you really not doing it?

1948
03:27:40,600 --> 03:27:41,600
Oh, no.

1949
03:27:41,600 --> 03:27:43,600
So I thought, oh, I didn't know you guys are waiting for me.

1950
03:27:43,600 --> 03:27:44,600
I'm sorry.

1951
03:27:44,600 --> 03:27:45,600
Okay.

1952
03:27:45,600 --> 03:27:46,600
So long.

1953
03:27:46,600 --> 03:27:47,600
There we go.

1954
03:27:47,600 --> 03:27:48,600
Hey.

1955
03:27:48,600 --> 03:27:49,600
Perfect.

1956
03:27:49,600 --> 03:27:54,600
Guys, we've been recording for 209 minutes.

1957
03:27:54,600 --> 03:27:56,600
She's Louise.

1958
03:27:56,600 --> 03:28:23,600
I'm stopping the recording now.