What is up bros?
This is Crash.
One of the new all bros, Caleb and Rose are out, joined by DJ now.
We're taking over.
We're the new all bros.
That's it.
We're done.
They're fired.
They are fired.
We've pruned them out of existence.
We took our little pruning batons and sent them to the Loki realm.
And that's it.
We're in charge now.
It's the new all bros.
That's right.
It's a new age.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
We put our differences aside.
We're no longer enemies.
Now our frenemies, we're the all bros.
We are the all bros.
The new bros, as DJ put it.
So what do the old ones do?
Did they talk about what movie they were going to talk about?
I guess they already know from the title, right?
Yeah.
They kind of go off of the title.
And then they mention it, I think, the week before, if I remember correctly.
Yeah, I don't know.
We're just a couple of all bros fans who love movies, who like to talk movies and like a
lot of bit of the nerd life.
I think that's what they say.
Something like that.
I don't know.
Something like that.
That's us.
Caleb will correct us.
There we go.
Yeah.
Caleb picks us in post.
Yeah.
I think that this, the thing we're going to do a little differently is this is going to
be more of like a we're going to get to know each other while you, the listener, get to
know us respectively.
And then we're going to break down a fun movie called Far From Home.
So, I mean, we are the, I guess, I guess we're the more we're the more like consistent, what's
it called?
Guests on the show.
So I mean, they at least know us by our voice.
Yeah, I think we've.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
No, I was going to say, I was going to say this is actually like our first time actually
like seeing or meeting or talking to each other one on one besides like a group, a group
message that we have with Caleb.
So it's, this is interesting.
It's kind of cool, you know, getting to finally meet.
And like I was telling you, like put a face to the voice and stuff.
Totally different, totally different face than what my brain had painted the picture
that my brain painted just from listening to your show and also like listening to you
as a as a guest when you're on here with the Albrose.
So it's funny because technically I it's funny because when you said that before we started
rolling, I was like, well, we have seen each other.
That's not true.
I just saw you on Instagram Live that one time and was like, yeah, we've seen each other.
It's fine.
Yeah.
So I already knew.
Because by the way, I thought like you sound like a like were you born and raised in California?
I was.
You this is interesting.
This is going to be interesting because this is going to be interesting because I've never
I've never had anybody like, I don't know, critique or not critique, but like, yeah,
I guess critique my my speech.
So it's going to be interesting.
I can't wait to hear what you have to say.
I went you say like visions.
I had a vision of like a just a guy who was always either on a skateboard or a surfboard
that was just in a permanent state of doing the shock that just you saw you like I would
have.
I would peg you as the quintessential quintessential Californian.
That's what I would have that anything you would imagine as the stereotypical Californian.
That's what I thought I was going to see.
You were going to shred some gnar.
That's going to have like long blonde hair maybe.
And that's what I thought.
Let me let me help.
Let me help paint a picture for you listeners.
I have dark hair.
I am Hispanic, far from blonde.
Let's see.
I've stood up on a surfboard once and then I hate shit right after.
So yeah yeah I can't I can't ride a skateboard to save my life.
I don't like I I don't like the feeling of the ground underneath me moving but I'm like
standing still if that makes sense.
Like just it just does not work for me.
I don't know.
Like while I'm standing I can drive a car.
No problem.
But it's it's well because it's so listen you could die at any moment or even worse
than dying break all your bones.
Like that is what skateboarding is.
It's just an exercise in am I going to die or just not have to do what six months of
rehabilitation.
No.
Yeah.
Exactly.
But this is I was thinking of things.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
I feel like there is just enough of a lag that I'm like I'm ruining it.
I'm sorry.
I'm ruining it.
No.
I'm sorry.
It's all right.
I forgive you.
No.
I kind of feel it too.
I kind of see I feel a little bit of a lag so it might be on my part too.
But no I was going to say the the picture I didn't expect your beard to be as as big
and and you know as as yeah I know it's a beautiful beard.
It's immaculate is what it is.
It's a beautiful beard.
Hey you know what I was I was kind of picturing maybe like a little bit of scruff right there.
Not scruff but just a little bit slightly shorter.
Is this weird.
I pictured kind of like like a heavier set guy like just kind of I don't know.
I love that you think that.
Just like I am a heavier set guy but I just don't I don't present that way on camera I
guess.
Can I tell you something else.
My camera takes off 10 pounds.
Exactly.
So here's something else that people seem to be shocked by that have seen me at least
in this venue.
I how tall do you think I am.
OK this is cheating because I listen to Beth's episode so I actually know how tall you are.
So I don't know for whatever reason people see me and they they think I am humongously
taller than I am.
No and I can see that.
I could see why they would think that.
There's something about the room.
I think it's like the shelf you got in the back or something that I'm like oh you know
what he looks like if he stood next to that he'd be like kind of taller than that thing.
And I think that's what it is because I would I would peg you as like five eight five nine
maybe.
But no I know that you and I are actually about the same height.
Hey for the listeners at home I'm five three.
Get it on.
All right.
There you go.
And so by the way can I just tell you I'm part of this like good.
I was going to say look at that we got way more in common than we realize you know from
height.
You know I don't know why we were I don't know why we had this little ongoing rivalry
going on with the Albrows for so long.
We got so much in common.
Have you had this thing happen to you where people are like it's because you're short.
That's why you're angry right now.
It's because you have small man syndrome.
Little man syndrome.
Yep.
I get that all the time.
I think I got accused of that.
I got accused of that when I was a coach.
I I wrestle I was a wrestler for like 10 plus years of my life and then I coached it for
a while.
And one of the things I got a lot too was was that I had little man syndrome.
But what it was was I was just a fucking coach.
Like I don't know.
You got to you got to sometimes be heard and make people like respect your ass or something
man like I don't know.
It's not that I have little man syndrome.
Yeah.
Listen.
Excuse me.
That and people I'm telling you people some people just suck.
And instead of acknowledging that they're terrible they're like you just you're just
mad because you're short.
I don't think so.
I've been I've been short my whole life and I'm pretty much I've come to terms with it.
I don't think I need to.
It seems to be a you problem.
Like I started.
Have fun with your knee problems in the future.
I'm going to stay low and slow and no one will catch me.
I just started a this role playing game with a couple of people that I have one guy that
I know I've known for like since we were kids and another group of people that I have never
met before.
And we're like I don't know maybe two or three games in.
And there was at one point we started talking about getting into fights because one of the
characters like got hit in the head with a bottle and they were talking about like what
the what the physics of that would be.
Would you get knocked out?
Would you get a concussion or whatever?
And I started telling the story about how when I was in high school I got hit in the
head with a bottle and it was crazy to see a five three man like try and jump over like
stairs to try and tackle the dude that had just hit me in the head.
And like I would say like 20 minutes later one of the guys was like let me circle back
to something.
Did you say you were five foot three?
And I was like yes.
And he was like that's just that's just statistically just not likely that we would know a guy that's
five three.
And that's all he said.
And I was just like all right cool man thanks.
I appreciate your observation.
We're going to continue to play nerd games now.
I just thought that was very nice.
Oh shit.
Yeah yeah.
I mean like you said I've been short my whole life.
I'm cool with it.
You know it's fine.
It's whatever.
I I can still reach the top shelf in the house.
It requires some step stools and climbing on the fucking counters and shit.
But I get there.
OK.
It doesn't matter how I get there as long as I get there.
You know what I mean.
Can I tell you I had to ask a 19 year old at Wal-Mart the last time I was there I was
like hey that thing is way far back and I can't reach it.
Can you get it for me.
And he didn't even get on his tippy toes.
He just reached back and got it.
Can I can I.
I'm not trying to top that story but can I like at the risk of topping it.
I had to ask a a much taller woman at the store one time to get.
Now like I'm I'm I'm all for you know gender equality and whatnot.
But I just feel like it's not often that a man is like excuse me miss.
But can you please reach that at the top shelf for me.
I can't get that.
Can you pick me up so that I can reach it please.
Right.
What was funny was she did look at me.
She was like oh my gosh.
Like I never had somebody ask me like to get something for them.
I was like well you never met somebody.
That was like a five four.
That's amazing.
So I got to know.
Good times.
How did.
This is one of the questions I was thinking of.
How did the nicknames Crash and Taz come about.
So my uncle that I do my show with.
He is related to us by marriage.
My aunt.
My dad's sister.
He was married to my dad's sister.
And he's one.
He's one of those guys were like you're cool with him when he gives you a nickname.
I met him.
He came into our lives when I was about like 13 or so maybe a little bit younger.
But as I was getting older and starting to drive and stuff I was actually like in multiple
car accidents like the first one should have killed me.
Actually the first one should have killed me.
But that was his thing was he was like man you know you always get into these car accidents
I'm just gonna call you Crash.
And it's just one that stuck.
I didn't find any offense to it at all.
I was just like I like that.
I like Crash.
So you know he just always called me Crash from then on.
And then Taz.
Taz is just something that as far as I know a lot of his friends call him.
He is part of like some darts.
Dart leagues and stuff like that.
So that's what gets put onto his shirts and stuff whenever he's going to tournaments and
stuff like that.
So yeah Taz.
I'm not quite sure exactly the origins of his.
I think that was one of those like more self-appointed nicknames that just happened to stick.
But yeah Crash.
Crash was given to me because I was just in so many car accidents when I was younger.
So how did you all?
How did you almost die?
Was it how old were you and what happened?
So I almost did not see the age of 17.
A couple of friends and myself we we snuck out of our houses.
One of them was old enough to dry he had a car.
We went up to this mountain like these mountains that are around here where we live.
And it was like midnight.
Couldn't see the edge of the turnout.
And we thought we had more room so as he was trying to turn back out onto the road the
two front tires went over that turnout and we fell about 500 feet off of that cliff.
So what happened to you all of you?
So one thing that was pretty consistent with that story is that we I don't remember a lot
of it.
But I'll tell what people have told me because I when we went down airbag went off and knocked
me out knocked me out cold which actually helped me because I went limp.
So I didn't you know my body didn't tense up.
But we all had our seatbelts on which was another thing that that really helped out
car caught fire on the way down.
But the drive me and the driver were in the front of the cab and then we had another friend
she was in the back.
I was out unconscious so my friend had to like break the seatbelt drag me out and then
our friend had to drag her out.
So you know there was some and there still is to this day a little bit you know some
of that like survivors guilt technically.
But I mean everybody survived but like I got I walked away with a fractured a fractured
ankle two broken metatarsals and like I don't know I had to have like a surgery on my abdomen
after because I had some like blood vessels or something that was damage that were damaged.
I don't know what the heck.
I can't remember exactly the terminology but they did like exploratory surgery and I was
fine few burns here and there.
So I mean like I walked away with virtually nothing whereas the person that was stuck
in there for a little bit longer she she had some pretty bad burns but she's turned her
like turned everything around like you know she does like some really she does like a
lot of like camps for burnt victims stuff like that.
So really huge inspiration for me especially.
I know there were some times where like I was kind of in a dark place and then like
seeing how she turned her life around from that like just man I was like I should not
feel sorry for myself at all.
I mean listen that was that's a crazy thing for all of you to have gone through like it's
like it's funny because I have a story that pales in comparison that I will not tell you
right now because I should have told my story first.
But the only similarity is I got I got hit by a minivan.
Everything was told to me I was hit by a minivan when I was like 15 years old I was crossing
the street but like the thing that I relate to is not remembering any of it because if
you ask me what happened and tell me if this is similar for you like if you asked me what
happened that day I got to the edge of the road I walked across and but I'm seeing it
all kind of like in like this weird third person and as soon as my foot touches the
sidewalk that's where my memory of that that event is over but none of that happened.
Yeah yeah so like for me it was I had a good portion of like even prior to the actual fall
that was kind of like lost to me for a while and then like weeks and months and even years
later I was having like dreams of like that night so some of it I think are memories some
of them might even just be you know just imagining what people told me happen.
I'm not sure exactly how much of it is real I do remember I have like some very vague
memories I remember like my buddy that was driving he had to help me pee because I couldn't
stand up and I kept like falling like knocking or falling in and out of consciousness so
he had to like pick me up while I'm peeing and I vaguely remember him saying like oh
dude you got some on me or something like that like you know and I remember mentioning
that to him and he's like yeah that happened I was like dude I'm so sorry yeah it was like
so there's some parts that are very fuzzy for me but they're there.
So yeah I think one of the last things I remember before though was definitely I remember all
three of us sitting in the back of the truck like in the bed of the truck and then we got
inside and then after that kind of goes in and out and then I woke up in the hospital
you know stuff like that.
So how did that change how you like drove and rode around with people for like the next
you know a couple months or years like were you freaked out to be in a car even or like
for other people to drive something like that?
I think well no not so much with other people I mean I'm a horrible passenger even when
my girlfriend drives like I'm holding onto the O-Shit bar you know she's a great driver
like I'm just you know I'm a horrible passenger though but I think that was even before then
but one thing so here in California like we have a lot of freeways or highways and where
they connect a lot of them they're like big bridges where they kind of like I don't know
they do this weird thing I hate going on those I avoid them if I can because seeing the drop
I'm like no I'm good I'll just I'll take the streets to the exit that I was trying to get
to like there's more than one way to get to where I'm going like I'm good.
So yeah if I can avoid those I do.
Yeah I would imagine so.
So is it like just car fear of heights or is it just general fear of heights now?
Like it's no no I have a general fear of heights now for sure.
There's still things though I would love to try and do like I would love to parasail or
even do one of those badass squirrel suit things but like let's see like bungee gourding
you know anything like that anything that involves a type of fall I'm like I'm good
I already did that.
Yeah I did that I'm cool.
Yeah yeah yeah whatever so yeah now there's there's there's a little bit there like that
that fear but the fear of heights I think I've always had that too I mean that's pretty
much it when I'm driving up to the mountains and stuff ever I am a lot more cautious I
try and stay as far away from the edge as possible as I'm sure most people do but ever
since I started driving I was always a cautious driver anyway so.
So how did you so that was the first crash you had ever been in?
That was the first one and then I got my I got my driver's license I was heading back
from a job interview at the age I think I was like 18 or something like that maybe I
was a little bit younger actually I was younger because I was working there just before I
graduated high school I was heading back and this guy like I'm driving and heading straight
and this guy like sees me coming and then he tries to beat me like on this turn he turns
right in front of me and then he he gets out of the car he hit me totally told he totaled
the car and he was like oh man are you okay he's like this older guy he's like are you
okay were you on your phone or anything I was like no I was driving guy you just I don't
know why you thought you could make that turn you know I mean he was totally at fault after
that like they they showed everything like you know with the reports and stuff like he
was at fault they could tell by the where my car was hit and everything so yeah you
know so that was the second one and I think that's where my uncle was like you keep keep
getting in all these crashes yeah I know.
That's awesome by the way that you had even decided to do the show with you like what
was it that made you and your uncle start to do a podcast?
So I did another show that I called tailgate talks a while back where it was me and one
of my friends Rosie we would just talk about everything we'd have you know you know we
would talk about like like mental illness or stuff like that you know experiences that
we have I had I definitely have work experience with working with people that you know I'll
say battle with with mental illnesses and stuff like that you know things how things
like that we'd have people on that show but scheduling and stuff you know life just took
all took our it took us in different directions that we couldn't do it anymore and so I had
a little break from podcasting my uncle since I was younger I remember I would watch him
movie and he would walk by and it was on TV he would just be like oh this is pure country
or this is whatever movie and it he just he knows movies he loves movies and I was like
you know what I just want to podcast again because it's fun it's a great outlet for me
so I was like hey let's uh let's do a podcast let's talk about movies and for a while we
just talked about him now we we rate them a lot like you know Caleb and and Rose do
on here used to how they used to do we're a little more are we yeah yeah that's right
how they used to yeah we're taking over now this is our show you know so yeah so we uh
you know that now we do that way we actually like it a lot more this way where we rate
them I always try and mention whenever I'm on their show I was trying to mention you
know we're like we're more vulgar I feel like we're a little more vulgar what's it called
rendition of their show kind of you know we we have no problem dropping f-bombs and whatnot
so but if you listen to this episode you might hear a few because I don't give a fuck I'm
not Caleb or Rose I'll drop them you're gonna that explicit rating
so I think I think my only other question well did you yeah you said so he just knew
everything about movies and you guys just one day were like let's just do this yeah
pretty much and he's like my uncle is my uncle is totally old school like um I mean he's
all cash kind of guy you know like uh I'm helping him you know with a lot of his electronic
stuff so it's like that's why a lot of times when I am guessing it's usually me by myself
because I'd have to be there with him to like walk him through maybe or make sure everything's
set up right so that all he has to do really is just be on there and ready to go but um
like yeah so one day one day I will get him on on with us but so yeah well my only other
question I had for you that I was thinking of today was uh what was the first movie you
ever remember seeing like I take it back what's the first movie you remember seeing in the
theater because I feel like that's like a special usually like a special memory for
people so let me hold on I got to see what year this movie came out to to kind of give
paint you a picture of how old I was and let me see oh Jesus Christ this is gonna be uh
uh let's see let's see okay 97 so the first movie I remember seeing in theaters was Titanic
that came out in 97 I was about five years old the only reason I remember it is because
that was the first time I saw booby on a screen and for some reason uh I didn't know why my
parents were like cover your eyes cover your eyes and I just remember doing the typical
like hands over my eyes thing and then you know yeah and I was like why do they want
me to close my eyes and then I look and then I'm like oh what is that I became a man for
that reason exactly and for that reason I'm like that's the movie that's the first movie
I remember ever seen in a theater that's hilarious like I only have two like really big uh memories
of seeing a movie the first movie I ever saw was an American tale it's that uh Fievel
Mauskowitz it's a cartoon movie if you've never seen it uh have you seen it I've seen
that one I love that okay I have yeah I like I actually really like that movie it's a great
movie um but the I remember uh I never ever went to see movie like that was fine I went
with my dad I think it was just me and him uh and that movie like I just I can remember
the theater like being in there watching it um but the one I really really remember because
it was because I did not know what I was getting into is my grandfather he my grandfather never
came to the house and never for sure wasn't like get in the car we're going to the movies
but this day he was like get in the car we're going to the movies and we went to the movies
and he bought two tickets for Saving Private Ryan and we watched Saving Private Ryan and
that was bananas because I was for sure not ready to see that and I'm just like sitting
there watching these dudes just get murked all over the and I'm like what is happening
why are we watching this like I don't know I don't I gotta look right now I don't know
when that movie came out because we definitely saw it like when it was still brand new in
the theaters and uh yeah that uh that kind of 98 movie scarred me for life that's a graphic
movie man that thing is yes that thing is graphic I want to say I was like uh 14 maybe
13 14 somewhere around there I was not I was not ready I was not ready at 14 yeah yeah
no I I don't think uh I definitely wasn't ready for what I saw but I think even at 14
I wouldn't have been ready to see something like Saving Private Ryan um but you know what
I I think I I mean I'm trying to think I like gladiator I know I saw that when I was younger
that's the thing is a lot of I feel like a lot of like like movies started to get gorier
and and more graphic with that stuff around that time so I just happened to be that age
when these movie directors and even the film industry was starting to really um push the
envelope with that kind of stuff and there you go then you then you have a five-year-old
seeing boobs on the big screen or you know seeing uh you know somebody being chopped
at the kneecaps I don't know like you know stuff like that so uh yeah yeah any kind of
like gore like if the gore isn't real like I can watch the Saw movies and just watch
those movies all the way through because I'm like this didn't happen like this is just
someone's crazy thoughts that are just on a movie but something about seeing things like
Saving Private Ryan like it's just like I don't I get it man like I'm not cut from that
cloth I am not that guy like I wouldn't make it and if I ever became a soldier like I don't
need this yeah and that's exactly why because you know that there's a lot of truth and a
lot of people like veterans and stuff that have seen that movie have said that is a very
very accurate uh what's it called representation of how that all played out and and that's
exactly why is because you know that this is a movie that is based on truth um and and
yeah no I'm I'm with you I'm not cut from that same cloth I I think about those men
and I'm like man I I think if I was that of that age or of age to be able to do that I
would I would I don't know I don't know I would pray I'm more like Steve Rogers before
the before the super soldier serum you know like yeah I mean dude I had a buddy that like
after 9-eleven he uh was he what was it I want to say he I don't remember how soon
after 9-eleven he uh he joined the military he joined the army but I remember where we
were when we were me and him were out to eat when all of a sudden there was like breaking
news that hey we're going to war everybody we're going over there don't even trip if
you're in the army you're definitely for sure going to war right now and I remember we were
eating it's funny we were eating chicken wings at Hooters and I remember looking at him and
saying something along the lines of like this is like the last good meal you're gonna have
dude this is great he ended up doing like two tours like he freaking but I'm not like I
don't know he told me all about he told me not all about it but he told me enough about
it that I'm like I I wouldn't have made it like you if I had to go you would have had
to carry me through because I wouldn't have made it no no yeah I'm I'd be there with you
I'd be there with you and I think it's you know my my hat goes off to them nothing but
the utmost respect to those men that can do that men and women I should say men and women
that that women not so much but men you men you got it under control I'm just kidding
and Caleb and Rose came back and you never heard from from crash they were the ones with
the pruning batons now yeah so yeah yeah that's it I don't know man unless you've got anything
do you want to move into our new new movie new movie the movie movie let's do it man
let's let's move into that new movie or that new movie and pause for the watcher to put
in his music and he's put in his music aka Caleb let's see here alright so oh yeah are
you gonna say the synopsis or do and how do they do you know what they normally use to
say the synopsis Wikipedia or they use Wikipedia I know that yeah I know that Rose uses Wikipedia
let me see where are you you know this is why they're the professionals because I for
sure knew that and do I have the Wikipedia app pulled up absolutely not I got it right
here let's see hey holy crap no wonder Rose trips over all this shit there's so much to
read I was gonna say if if you're gonna make me read I'm gonna be the new I'm gonna be
the new reading with Rose cuz I am not a good out loud reader I'll do it though I will give
Rose a run for his money there you go reading with DJ y'all hold on I've almost got it pulled
up so wait is it hold on does he read the plot no that's what does he just read the
plot that's what I thought but I think it would have to be too much cuz cuz that's
one two three four five paragraphs that can't be right guys I say hold on I say we just
read the first paragraph far from home watch this far from home synopsis I think we'd be
good with like the the Google's machine has it all you just gotta be can I tell you it
cuts it off films and I can I just read you what it has and then you will we'll put it
you do it I'll read what I have here and you fill in any blanks you think that I don't
have here here we go Peter Parker's relaxing European vacation takes an unexpected turn
when Nick Fury shows up in his hotel room to recruit him for a mission the world is
I'm sorry the world is in danger as four massive elemental creatures each representing earth
air water and fire not the avatar though emerge from a hole torn in the universe Parker soon
finds himself donning the spider-man dot dot dot I'm gonna say suit and then after that
he wins because he's spider-man but then oops J Jonah Jameson comes in and is like guess
who he is and that's the synopsis you know that's that's not a bad synopsis right there
that's pretty accurate I would say so I'll say this I'll say one thing that I would add
is we do got the main villain Mysterio in here I yes who who does who does kind of make
up this elaborate story that you know to out Peter as spider-man so I think I'll just add
that to it and then and then cue J Jonah Jameson and everything else that DJ just said dot
net by the way how about how great was it that he was the Daily Bugle dot net I I remember
seeing that movie in theaters and I was I like I yelled I mean I you would have thought
that I was like a giddy I don't know teenage girl because I was like oh my gosh it's J
Jonah Jameson is J.J. Simmons like I was sorry go ahead go ahead go ahead no no no it's the
lag it's the lag but you're good you're good go ahead no I was gonna say how many times
have you seen this movie because I I didn't realize until I was watching it again that
I only saw it in theaters and this was only my second time watching it okay so I say this
shamelessly I saw it in theaters four times I have seen it countless times when it was
available on what was that I think it was HBO Max or maybe it was no I think it was
available on for a while yeah and then I would borrow it from my uncle from time to time
and watch it there so like on DVD and all our blu-ray and all that stuff I'm not quite
sure how many times but for sure I saw it four times in theaters and actually we're
gonna be breaking down this show on crash and taz movies are this film a crash and taz
movie seller this week as or per suggestion by Donnie over at adulting with Donnie so
I yeah so I've seen it more times than I'm sure the average the average human you know
it's funny is that is me and the matrix like the first matrix movie like I've seen that
movie so many times it's stupid to even count at this point like it's not it's a lot like
that's all anybody needs to know yeah too many I'm that an obnoxious person that nobody
likes to watch Harry Potter Lord of the Rings any of the three Lord of the Rings movies
I'll say the lines you know just because how many times I've seen it I I I put those movies
and the Marvel movies on for background noise if I'm doing something cleaning working on
a project or something because I don't I've seen them so many times I don't need to see
what scene they're on I just need to hear what they're saying and the pictures in my
head so yeah I'm that's it's yeah so normally the normally we would start with story but
I have a question for you like did you because I failed I failed us just as a peek behind
the curtain everybody I failed and I did not actually pre-write any of my scores so nobody
knows them they're all gonna they're gonna be a surprise to everyone as you hear them
but one thing that always confuses me I forgot good I kind of have an idea what I'm gonna
do I'm gonna I'm gonna write down our collective scores and then I'm just gonna send them
to Caleb and I'll let him do the math yeah I think that's a good idea because I'm for
sure not doing that here's your homework Caleb yeah you get to insert thought he was getting
yourself in nothing yeah you did insert yourself in one two three four five six seven eight
times at least but what I was gonna say is like story and writing that always confuses
me because I don't know it's I can't I for I always have to ask him every time I'm on
the show like how to separate those two do you remember the separation of those or for
this for our means on this one do you want to put them together so they're writing when
they do like the writing and they're talking about like dialogue stuff like that a lot
of the script and the actual script not so much the plot and summary of the movies but
they're going over like you know interact basically like the interaction of the character
interaction and stuff like that when they're doing their writing so a lot of the dialogues
and stuff so what about stories a story just the overall story I guess then yeah the overall
story it I guess that would be more like yeah just basically what you read all right well
then I gotta know let's just let's just dig into it what what was your rating for story
so for the story I for the story and see dang it I did that I joined them for this episode
when they did it so I wanted to see what my original scores were but for the story I actually
went with a 94 you want me to tell you mine or do you want to just let's hear it let's
so my in the moment story is 75 because okay I will justify this because I feel like I've
always wondered this about their their format their old format is if they should have to
like say what their like overall grade is and then justify everything as they go but
I will say my justification for this low story grade and spoiler alert writing is also going
to get a fairly low score too because I'm not this I was trying to think of a good analogy
today for this movie because here's what's here's what's real crazy my personal grade
is still really high for this but this movie is kind of like if you're playing Tetris
and you get the square block and you have a corner open for that square block to go
in you're like yes I can put this piece here and as long as I at least get like another
square or maybe like two straight lines I can put it over there and it's going to be
exactly what it needs to be so that when that last straight line piece comes in Avengers
Endgame and goes down and evaporates all the lines then this building block will have been
there and it'll be gone but no one will really notice it and this movie was like it was it
was a good movie but it was nothing in my opinion until the end like it had a little
bit towards the middle or I'm sorry a little bit towards the beginning and a lot a little
a little bit of a lot towards the end but then the rest was kind of like because of
because of Mysterio kind of being like literally doing nothing the whole time and then knowing
it watching it the second time around I'm like oh nothing is happening right now like
this is crazy that I'm watching this I I think for me my my justification for my high grade
is that so I don't did you ever see like the Tobey Maguire movies the spider-man movies
yes I did and I by the way I'm gonna bring this around and have a very unpopular opinion
about the amazing spider-man later okay so I would I like what the MCU is done with Spider-man
is that they've they kind of speed through a lot of the things that we've already seen
and I feel like we get kind of their version of Spider-man not wanting to be Spider-man
anymore you know he just wants to be a regular a regular kid just kind of like how Tobey
Maguire was in in the second spider-man with Doc Ock you know he in this one Tom Hollins
character wants to you know just be a regular kid but I mean he did not to the lengths of
like losing his powers he does kind of like lose his as they call it the Peter tingle
but like I don't know I like it I gave it that high grade because for me that's that
story or not that story but that's his like hurdle that he's trying to overcome trying
to live up to expectations they kind of give it something else that the other movies didn't
which is him trying to live up to in and fill somebody else's shoes that you know he realizes
he just has to step in and be his own man kind of thing so I think that's why I gave
it to that one thing that I was talking to Donnie over at adulting with Donnie and he
was saying that he feels it's very much like Iron Man 3 so he thinks that the story like
story wise it kind of lacks but I didn't see it that way until he made until he pointed
that out but for me I mean I think the story is good I really enjoy it to me it's just
different you know no I listen you actually just helped bump up my honestly this is how
I think we should have done it we should have given story and writing grade immediately
and then because I feel like those two kind of like intertwine with each other but I will
just say you have moved mine up my writing up to 75 as well and I'm gonna tell you it's
because like this the thing that made me what's crazy is the thing that gave me a lower opinion
of this movie was my wife Beth has never seen the amazing spider-man the either of the Andrew
Garfield movies so we watched the first one really recently like when in the past like
week or two and one thing that I really did not expect to enjoy about that movie like
I actually like it a lot that first one because they're they weren't trying to and by the
way I think this is what the Tobey Maguire spider-man had going for them too they weren't
trying to fit themselves into a larger like tapestry of a story like this could only be
just like one singular story that didn't need to like go anywhere or do anything or didn't
what's that like like it's just spider-man you're not trying to you know here's yeah
this one speck of sand in this vast picture of you know all these other superheroes and
stuff.
I think it I think it really it lent a lot to like liking those characters a lot more
and getting to know them a lot more than you got to in this one because there was stuff
like the Peter tingle that never really it never really got explained until the end that
he was having problems with it it was just kind of implied and that was the thing that
I did not enjoy about a lot of this movie is like you could you you as someone who likes
the MCU overall I love this movie because I already have the context to it and not that
this necessarily needed to stand alone but like you had to have a lot of knowledge going
into it and then you also had to make a lot of logical leaps because they were just like
listen we're gonna give you a little bit of information that you're gonna have to really
expand upon because we don't have time to do that so here's that information take it
when you can get it and move on and just know that we've explained the thing that you didn't
understand from earlier because one of the first things I wrote down was what is even
what is the point of Peter having the Spidey sense if he can't tell if anyone's bad or
good or anything bad or whatever because like in the first part of the movie like things
are happening and he's not able to tell what's going on at all but then later he's like oh
I've got this tingle I can tell that I can tell this you know what's his fit Mysterio
is close and it's like all right bro but then at the very end that's when May is like oh
yeah you said your Peter tingle wasn't doing what it ought to do like okay thank you for
explaining at the end of the movie what was going on for the whole movie or maybe I just
missed it at the beginning I don't know yeah no I I like that too I mean I
I for me personally I like when a movie or you know when a movie kind of does give that
you know that further understanding of like the character one thing that I remember talking
about with with Caleb and Rose on another episode was like for Into the Spider-Verse
like always wondering how Spider-Man can control like sticking to things and like you know
not sticking to things and I think on there they're just like just you know relax like
just tell yourself to not stick basically kind of I don't know and it was like oh man
I've never I never knew that like that was just something like oh cool just gives you
a little more understanding of the character so I do appreciate when a movie can do something
like that I would go ahead no no I didn't have anything that sorry I have to choose
something different than um so no no I think well it makes I mean that I you know sadly
I have not seen Into the Spider-Verse yet but I it is on my agenda to see immediately
but that makes sense by the way about because like you look at a spider walking across the
ground like it's not like my feet are stuck it just does what it's got to do I think my
thing more was like there was there was at least there was the Peter Tingle thing that
you know Aunt May mentioned something at the end about like well you said it was you said
there was something wrong with it and then the thing too that made me just kind of like
roll my eyes is like all of a sudden we were supposed to feel bad for Flash because his
mom didn't show up to pick him up when they were you know at the airport or whatever I'm
like don't don't movie don't try and shortcut your way into sympathy for this kid like this
is a freaking you were trying to hack and I can see the freaking code stop it yeah um
one part because it does sound like we're in the right I think we're in the writing
section I'm not sure I would say yeah but one of the things I like okay yeah yeah one
thing that I liked was or one of the one of the parts or dialogues that I like really
much from this movie is the one between Pete and and and happy when they're in that jet
and it was like super heartwarming because it's one of those where like he's he's getting
vulnerable and you know he's talking to happy and like you know I can't live up to you know
this reputation I'm supposed to live up to and and it takes happy like telling him like
did you're not going to like nobody's ever going to you just got it and I just loved
it like I'm not gonna go into that whole you know dialogue there but it was one of those
things where I loved I loved that that writing I loved that dialogue and that interaction
between those two it it just it makes it makes their or it makes like Peters which I guess
later on in the character development section it makes that so much more in my opinion so
much more I don't know earned I guess because it wasn't just from him like it was somebody
else helping him and again I know I've mentioned this so many times both on my show and on
on the all bros but like I love that about Marvel is that they help or they get viewers
and fans to connect with these characters in a way that other comic books and you know
superhero shows and stuff don't is by making them vulnerable making them human and it's
like that was that human moment there's never I don't think there's somebody out there that
can ever say that like I don't ever need help or need to talk to I mean somebody's always
going to need somebody to talk to or you know and I like that that's probably one of my
favorite parts of the whole movie that was that was for sure I would say maybe the best
part of the whole movie he no one he no one can ever say that Marvel does not know how
to cast like Marvel one thing they do impeccably across the board is cast people in these roles
like even even the ones that people find controversial like your Captain Marvel's or whatever like
it's they don't miss so it's they don't well I say they don't miss but like all right so
wait what was your because I feel like we are just like rapidly going to character development
but what was your score for writing my writing I gave a 90 so it was slightly smaller or
lower than the than the story but I kind of I kind of actually after like thinking about
that scene more I kind of want to go up so I'm gonna change it because you know what
we're running this show right now so I'm actually gonna change it to 93 so all right so and
what did you give what are you giving acting the acting the acting I'm actually gonna
give a 92 90 like so not 92 but I'm gonna give a 90 because that's something that I
think that like how you're saying I feel that Disney Disney well MCU and Disney do really
well at is the casting even background actors you know like flash I know he's kind of he's
kind of weird he's a weird character but he like I don't know there's something about
that actor like it still doesn't miss for me you know it doesn't feel like oh this is
some bad acting like no I still feel like the way that he that he is even Ned and all
them like they they just fit the vibe that they're trying to hit with this move this
kind of movie and this genre so for me I'm gonna go with 90 it is slightly lower but
that number doesn't really reflect how I feel about the casting overall just because I don't
I'm not trying to give it to all of MCU it's just this one movie so I'm gonna stick with
a 90 well and I was listening to your episode that you you and Taz or you and yeah you and
has did today and I know that he was not a huge fan of the flash character but I also
disagree like I think that it doesn't have to just be like the big jock guy like the
big jock guy was a dude yeah and so is flash so there are the this flash so that I think
I agree like I I like don't go me wrong I like him a lot for the character that he plays
but I just again feel like don't don't cheat me and make me try and feel sympathy for this
guy like oh mother didn't show up like shut up yeah yeah yeah she sent her she sent her
personal driver to go pick him up like by the way can I know I get you it I give I gave
it a 90 as well just because like I think that it was I like all of their I like how
everyone acted in this movie like they I like how everyone acted in this movie they all
acted accordingly no they they yeah I mean I just have to reiterate what you said like
they Marvel just does not miss like when they find someone to be a character whether it's
foreground or background like they are going to do that the way that you would want them
to do it like just frontwards and backwards like there is it's funny because there is
like people are what is it everyone's all up in arms about who the next Wolverine might
be but no one no one even batted an eye after Tom Holland showed up and was like hey I'm
your new spider-man like everyone was unsure until he showed up you know in Civil War hello
everyone and that was it right we love that guy so and he still does as great a job as
he's always done being by the way forgot how young he was supposed to play 16 relax guy
no one's that ripped like you you've ever sorry crash should know that no one is that
ripped unless he is wrestling every day forever I'm gonna agree with you on that because I
was like hold on at 16 I was definitely that ripped but you're you added that little you
know you you hit the soft spot for me and you know how to get to some yes yes unless
you're like wrestling every day you're not gonna be that ripped yeah yeah yeah that's
true cuz he's like a nerd it's like I mean how do you get granted he did get yeah I
don't know how you get that like tell me when I set up that you know you you get bit by
a spider and then you can see without glasses and then you got a six-pack so I guess that
sort of explains it away but that is not a normal 16 and then you get to yeah then you
get to also wrestle you know pastime you know WWE stars and whatnot so dude can I just
tell you Bonesaw is ready is a phrase I say on a weekly basis I love Randy Savage for
that so what did you think of character development this one I'm very interested to see what your
rating is so my character development it it mostly stems from that particular scene that
I just that I just mentioned so and you know say what anybody listening say what you want
I'm I fully aware that I'm not being unbiased in this one of these groups because Spider-Man
is my all-time favorite superhero he has been for as long as I can remember but I judged
it on on that one particular scene again how vulnerable how much you can connect to some
to the character I mean I can think of times in my life where I've definitely felt the
same like I've got to fill these shoes I've got it you know and you know eventually talking
to people that make you realize like don't be that person do you like you do you be you
know be unique be indispensable I'm thinking like maybe in terms of a career or anything
like that I went with a 90 again because I think it was just a total turnaround on on
what he was going from like I don't know if I want to be Spider-Man anymore I don't know
if I can do this to going to or to you know and then going to like you know what I'm doing
this like I'm I'm an Avenger kind of thing like so I went with a 90 again I'm fully aware
I'm not I'm not sounding very unbiased but listen you do not have to apologize for anything
like I have made some of the wildest grades on this show imaginable I think so there is
absolutely no need to justify yourself you do whatever you want to do Vic or I'm sorry
Crash and we're running this show you're right so I will tell you you helped me push my grade
up because my problem with it was that that was a great I gave it an 80 my problem is
that like I think that was I think that from that moment going forward like you got to
see like a slightly more than gradual raise in in character development from Peter but
up until that point nothing he didn't there was no development almost at all like he was
the guy that he was at the beginning of the movie almost up until maybe a few moments
before that moment but like it was again like it was like static all the way through the
movie and I'm not I'm saying this like it's all negative but I don't find it negative
like it was just was it just was you know again if you look at it as a 16 year old and
not a 22 year old which is what he looks like then it makes more sense that he would be
so like defiantly wanting to be who he was that whole time through it just trying to
be like you know the normal kid like you were saying but it seemed like there was like instead
of character development it seemed more like a character switch like he just like flipped
a switch or a switch was flipped and then they were like all right I'm not going to
be a little kid anymore I'm flipping the switch from child to man and I'm going to put this
here and taser webs and I'm going to be able to fly and now it's going to make this 3D
printed you know Spider-Man suit which I enjoyed but I'm like it's like and again like that
part with him and happy like happy I think I read like a little piece of trivia that
like in fact if I can find it I'm gonna I'm gonna read it again because happy is I think
not only one of my favorite parts of that movie I think he's one of my favorite parts
of the MCU as a whole like he he's this weird he's this weird other through line that honestly
he kind of people are super gonna disagree with this but he is kind of like becoming
the through line that Stan Lee was now that Stanley is gone you know what I mean like
he's that rather than just be like a character in the background he's like that weird bonding
agent that kind of like brings everybody together in like a fun way I guess let's see if I can
find it yeah and you know what Jon Favreau like he's he's become one of my favorite characters
like I'm not one like how do I say this I'm not one that like watches a movie because
oh I like this director I like you know I follow directors or anything but he is one
that like like a producer and director that if I find that he's you know produced or directed
a movie I will actually watch it because I mean he basically started this whole thing
with Iron Man you know definitely took a huge huge leap with you know casting like Robert
Downey Jr. for that I don't know if you've seen the movie Chef I have that I saw it on
a plane and it was amazing like I couldn't believe that movie was better than I deserved
to watch yeah yeah I the first time I watched it I was on a full stomach and I was still
like dude I would eat that I would eat that for sure all of it it's a movie I don't know
if you I don't know how long you've been listening to our show but on our hundredth episode Taz
and I we did our top ten movies and that actually made my top three movies like that is one
of my favorite movies ever but Jon Favreau like his acting even is just like in my opinion
phenomenal in that scene too like you know I don't know it's like he's like that I feel
like he's kind of the new Uncle Ben and I hate saying that now because I hope they don't
kill him off but I feel like he's kind of like that Uncle Ben kind of thing like you
know I think him telling him or telling Peter like yeah don't be don't be Tony don't be
Tony just be you I feel like that's their great power with great power becomes great
responsibility like sequence and then I hope Jesus I don't want to jinx it but still like
he's yeah well the the trivia that I read was that Tom Holland just said he loved Happy
Hogan and that he considered him one of the godfathers of the entire universe of like
the Marvel universe and can I tell you can I just tell you too because that was saying
Stanley reminded me the amazing Spider-Man starring Andrew Garfield has the best I'm
sorry it's a well you can correct me if I'm wrong I know you're a Marvel MCU aficionado
it has the best Stan Lee cameo I think maybe ever because they're right in the middle of
that fight and he's just in the library dood-doo-doo with his headphones on no yeah dude that was
in oh yeah yeah there's only one that tops it though please there's only one and actually
it's it's Deadpool Stan Lee he's in the strip club he's the one that is announcing the girls
that's true okay you got me I think that's I think that's the only one that that tops
it for me personally anyways you know I just nothing better than now on the stage Chastity
you know it's just like awesome yeah we miss you Stan yeah that was crazy because it wasn't
until the end of that movie that I realized that that was because they had the you know
rip Stanley and whoever it was like oh and I read it too like this was the first movie
that did not have a Stanley cameo which was very sad to realize as well yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah let's see what are you over the baby you said right I did we're on the effects
effects okay so I'm gonna ask you first what you thought of effects because I have like
varying varying opinions on this okay for me the effects I I went with the 95 only reason
well not the only reason but I I loved I loved and I can't stress that enough I loved the
sequences with where Mysterio is like you know doing all the illusions and stuff that
shit just like frickin blew my mind when I was seeing that for the first time you know
I remember watching like the old spider the 90s spider-man cartoon you know him fighting
Mysterio and stuff and like the way that the way that they brought it to life on the big
screen in real life just fucking blew my mind so so that was one that like she's I just
loved it I loved it I mean there was so much to like you know even Spidey fighting the
drones and stuff like going through you know when he's when he's in like that big old haze
or whatever like that that was that was really awesome to see him like just you know flipping
through and everything like yeah and yes I said thwip that is the coin sound for Spidey's
web slinging is thwip I so I gave it a 90 and it's funny though because I gave it a
90 because I remember like when I first it's always hard to like do these shows because
like I don't know whether you should like because sometimes like when you got you or
when the all bros are doing like older movies like I'm like should you be judging it by
like the first time you saw it should you be judging it by the context of when it came
out stuff like that like yeah the first time I saw this movie like I didn't know anything
about it because like like most Marvel movies I try and go in knowing as little as possible
so when you know Mysterio shows up to fight what seems to be Sandman I was like pulling
my face off I'm like I cannot believe this is happening like this is amazing I couldn't
believe any of it was happening it was so it was so good it was so it was just bananas
and but watching it's funny because watching it through the second time though like knowing
that it all was fake immediately I don't know if it's because my brain knew that the twist
was gonna be that none of it was real or what but it did seem like a little like okay so
this is what I meant to say about I'm gonna tie this in with acting a little bit too Jake
Gyllenhaal this the first time I watched this movie he did amazing like I really thought
he was from another dimension I really thought he came there to like they got me hook line
and sinker like in that bar in that bar scene when they pulled down the hologram I was like
almost in tears I was like no this can't be he was supposed to be a good guy this time
around though like he seemed so much cheesier like he seemed like someone who was just he
seemed more like someone pretending to be a superhero and the the you know the quote
unquote villains the elementals they seemed very real obviously but like compared to what
we've seen in the other movies they looked like cheesier but not this isn't this is weird
because this is effects but it's not necessarily effects of the movie it's effects in the movie
does that make sense like yeah yeah like totally he knew what he knew what like monsters and
stuff looked like that he was supposed to be fighting but like since it wasn't an actual
thing it was just kind of like it looked more like a video game villain you know what I
mean yeah yeah yeah and I think I think I understand what you're saying you're thinking
because like you know that these are supposed to be illusions and and whatnot like that
he's created your brain is on the second time watching is like oh that doesn't look so real
like how could somebody think that's real kind of thing is that what you're saying like
it's not as I mean listen if you're seeing something push a ferris wheel over you're
like uh hold on a second but like I don't know just I think knowing the twist and just
know like even though like things like the Chitauri and stuff like we're kind of a little
bit faceless like that was the thing about all of like the you know the villains in the
MCU up to that point they were like they seemed real you know what I mean like they seemed
like they would talk to you about something if they had to where these elementals like
seemed way so far out of left field for what an MCU movie was normally doing that it was
like like the first time I watched it it was just so off balance that I was just like huh
who cares this is a Spider-Man movie it's Mysterio this is crazy he's a good guy what's
this all about other than watching it again like knowing everything you're like all right
now that I have a beat you know by the way it also made sense why what's his face Nick
Fury did not caught into any of this until you know it was revealed that he was in fact
not Nick Fury right so yeah I don't know it was I don't know where I was going with all
that I thought the effects were good but it was just I don't know I don't know if I'm
ever gonna explain it super correctly but it's I liked it this was a good movie yeah
no I agree let's see yeah the effects I I mean I thoroughly enjoyed the effects honestly
like I mean it's a you know these are superhero movies so it's like you kind of have to expect
some pretty like far out you know stuff and you know it's kind of hard to make something
like that you know not seem so I don't know real but I mean even like seeing you know
the the water elemental who like you you know seeing that on the trailers and stuff I was
thinking like oh cool we're gonna get you know we're gonna get that you know a different
villain and stuff and I just you know it just looked pretty good considering like I'm thinking
of yes I've wasted my life or part of my life watching Avatar the last airbender movie and
seeing how they did their water bending like they should take some notes from this and
they can get some fucking good you know ideas I'm sure on how to make water bending at least
look pretty cool and realistic you know so I I mean I really liked how it turned out
I was so I would say it looked very real but off and then once you had like that scene
from him with him with spider-man going into the little you know cyclone of drones and
jumping around and tying them all together and stuff weirdly enough that like in my mind
looked more real like I know none of it was real but like you're like okay now I'm actually
seeing what's actually happening like yeah you know what I mean like it seems off but
it's so big and giant and like you know it looks like it's crushing the city that like
why would you be a person looking at that and go you know what this looks a little off
but you know just watching a movie you're like you're already suspending disbelief so
I'm not saying like it didn't look like a real water monster I'm not saying that at
all so my my belief has been suspended but yeah it was something about like seeing once
he finally was like all right I'm gonna I'm gonna do because you look at like those nightmare
sequences with him like those looked way more real I think than any of those elementals
did like it was it was actually crazy how much more real those looked because that looked
like a genuine like Batman and Scarecrow nightmare scene that did yeah no that's that's true
no I agree I agree by the way can I just tell you that that alone you know what I'm bumping
migrate up to 95 just for those nightmare scenes I can't believe I almost forgot about
it because those were those were so well done and like at the very last one when he's going
down the hallway and he has to like you know use the force to do it do what he's got to
do like that was that was the best way I feel like they could have like on film represented
his spidey sense like that was the best way to show it of like you know what this hallway
is but you know what he's actually seeing and he's got to use those his Peter tingle
to be able to get through there and get to Mysterio so I liked it a lot oh yeah all right
let's see uh we got music next and that's out of 10 I gave let's see you gave it a 10
go ahead you go first I was gonna say no no I'm sorry I'm saying like I'm saying it's
out of 10 so you go first though you go I gave it a 9 only because it it did everything
that MCU music should do and the only time that I noticed it was when he was on the plane
with happy and you you know you see the thing open up and you hear the like Avengers theme
start to play a little bit and you get the you get your own Peter tingle and you're like
oh here it comes we're about to do the thing and that was it like it's you know it's always
it the Marvel movies I think started off with kind of like weaker music and kind of they
kind of forced themselves into the zeitgeist because they were not it didn't really have
memorable music to start with and then they kind of were like no this music's memorable
and we will make you know that it's memorable by forcing it down your throat well well one
thing and just to kind of this kind of goes into like ongoing you know MCU projects and
stuff but one thing that MCU has been doing that I've noticed is they've been giving a
lot of their characters themed music yes per se so like at the beginning like you said
they didn't music wasn't like any the scores anyways they weren't anything to like write
home about I mean you had the you know iconic Avengers theme song and everything but as
you go in like you know later on in the films especially like the team up films you know
when you're about to see Cap because you're starting to hear hints of his music in there
same thing in the shows and stuff too you know every time they would you know like in
Falcon and Winter Soldier you kind of starting to get you know these these themes to these
characters which I really I really like and and just like you said it it does exactly
that I think it's starting to set up like that theme for for Peter and and it does keep
you in that that vibe so I did go with a nine like yourself yeah I think yeah music was
yeah yeah I mean it was good it was it was as good as it possibly could be I think without
giving it a ten so it was not as good as it possibly could be it was almost though playing
ACDC there that makes me want to go up but I'm not going to I'm just gonna leave it I
love ACDC again that's a little bit of a cheat code you're cheating a little bit okay look
hey relax we get what's happening here you don't have to show us some Iron Man stuff
right right all right so what do we got left costumes is that right we got costumes yes
sir costumes and then personal great is gonna be after that I'll give mine at first if you
like because mine's gonna be good go for it go for it mine is ten dude Marvel at this
point they're ten out of ten forever like their costumes are where it's at like so good
so good the part of the trivia that I read for this movie was that Jake Gyllenhaal did
not there was a lot of scenes where he did not have to wear that suit but he said that
he just genuinely liked wearing it and just wanted to be in that suit so it's I mean and
his suit looked awesome like it looked amazing yeah one thing I loved about one thing I do
love about MCU is that they managed to make these costumes look so like like when they
get close to when they do like their comic accurate costumes they look pretty cool and
they do it in a way that like they tweak them in a way I should say that you know it looks
realistic and I like his I like that they kept the little like the little eyeballs that
he kind of has that's something that's like iconic for him in comics and cartoons and
stuff Spidey's I loved his suit that he made like how it was more like black and red because
that's that's what it actually is in the comics I know it looks blue but that's like that
comic black where they use like hints of blue to like you know it just looked freaking awesome
I'm with you there on a 10 for the costumes it's their their costumes are just they can't
go wrong with any with any of the stuff that they do you know I I'm pretty sure I gasp
every time that I see them you know from WandaVision Black Widow all those all those movies and
shows you know this was just another example of how good of a job they do with all this
all this stuff so absolutely absolutely I cannot agree more if you don't agree with
us watch Loki and if you think that a classic Loki suit cannot look good you are proven
wrong in that show absolutely absolutely all right so here we go personal grade oh all
right you go first this time because I think I'm gonna surprise you all right for my personal
grade I I am going with a 98 on this one huge portion of that is because again it's Spidey
but a lot of it too does go to the the story of it all I love the I love the the connectability
basically that I can feel with that again something that Marvel has been doing for years
years you know making their characters more more I feel like you can connect to them more
I felt that in this movie costumes like we were just talking about right now I can killed
it this is a movie that I enjoy so much and it I don't know it's just it's just one where
I enjoyed watching Peter kind of step into that that superhero role that that he does
at the end after talking to happy and everything so that's this is a this is a 98 for me I
don't I rarely give even on my own show I we go out of 10 for all of our categories
I don't think I think I've rarely given a 10 for anything this is as close as I can
get to a hundred without you know without being you know just too too much of a fanboy
all right maybe I have to change mine a little bit cuz I did just go but I'm gonna all right
I'm gonna set up why I gave it this and then I'm gonna tell you what I gave it if I was
grading this as just a movie by itself then it probably wouldn't have gotten this grade
as a sequel even as a sequel it's kind of like I don't know like it's I would be like
all right I see what you're doing but what's gonna what's gonna happen in the third one
but when you look at what this movie really is which is a giant or it's a piece of a of
a giant puzzle that is like slowly been put together before our eyes like you cannot you
cannot help but like be excited from beginning to end watching this movie because no matter
what happens like you know that this is going to be leading to the next crazy thing and
then crazy things will be happening in this movie as well I gave this movie a 100 for
my personal grade because like it is it is so cool like never in my wildest dreams as
a child that I ever think that I would get to see anything like this like when when the
movie Civil War came out I because I was not big in any of the comics like I am Johnny
come lately on all of this so I read the comics or I read the comic for Civil War before I
knew what the movie was gonna be and I was like they're not gonna be able to do any of
this like how are they gonna make this a story and they the way that that just by the way
from what they took from that book and then made it into that movie and fit it into the
the cinematic universe as it stood like I don't see how you can't like it is as close
to comic books coming to life as possible like I I don't know that I would rate every
single MCU movie a hundred but like I also am a huge sucker for Spider-Man like you can't
you're never gonna convince me that there's a bad Spider-Man movie like you can tell me
there's bad aspects to it even Spider-Man 3 I don't care what anybody says I love that
movie too so it's yeah it's a hundred for me and I don't I don't feel any shame for
that even after what I said about the writing in the story hey don't don't feel any shame
actually I feel shame for not giving it a hundred or give me anything less because everything
that you said I 100% agree on I love all the Spider-Man movies you know they're they're
great I don't care what anyone says either you know I enjoy them I enjoy others other
ones more than then or some more than others but still they're great movies they're entertaining
and listen this is you could look at this and be like well this is just a stepping stone
movie to the next thing but like the next step that they take after this like we've
already seen a little bit of that with with Loki and like now with No Way Home coming
out soon and whatever is going to be happening next year with Multiverse of Madness and then
whatever happens with WandaVision and all that like this this movie like people forget
like people talk about Loki being the thing that is like oh this is going to be the you
know the next crazy step because now the multiverse is here like this was the movie that was like
hey this is crazy because this dude people aren't supposed to know who Peter Parker is
they're just not so much so that he's gonna go ask Dr. Strange to make people forget so
it's uh dude it's gonna be amazing I can't wait I can't wait at all oh man like December
cannot come soon enough like I fully intend on on watching that movie like I I just might
take the day off to watch that movie I think you should I'm not opposed to that no it's
you know I mean unless I unless I spring and you know get me one of those VR headsets and
we get on board with with that whole VR you know watching experience that Caleb's trying
to get going I'm probably gonna end up taking the day off just to watch that movie yeah
that's gonna be do you do we know is that gonna they aren't doing any more Disney plus
premiere things are they I as far as I know they probably aren't because I think I think
Disney's got their all their legal teams and stuff like writing some shit up so that way
they don't have to go through the mess that they went with or the mess that they created
with Scar Joe yes that they created exactly yeah that's it yeah and I wanted to make sure
that I've phrased it that way but you know it yeah I don't know yeah cuz Shang Chi that
you know got an exclusive you know theater release so I I'd imagine that they've they're
just trying to avoid that like in any way that they can so yeah either way like listen
far far no way home listen that's a movie you should not watch at your house first please
go watch in the theater if you're able to yeah my my role of thumb is like there's there's
certain movies like there are some movies that have come out that I've watched at home
instead of on theaters but like my girlfriend and I we watched Godzilla versus Kong at home
first and then as we were watching it in the middle of it we were like we've got to go
watch this in theaters so we like I took her out to the movies and stuff was like we're
gonna go watch this and we watched it about Black Widow actually yeah yeah like there's
there's some movies that you just need to watch on a big screen the explosions the roars
everything like you just you need those what was do you have like a movie that got away
like the movie you like you had a chance to see on the big screen and you didn't because
I've got one yeah that plagues me to this day I do Bohemian Rhapsody really what about
that one you know it's it's the music like the music the performing and like the performances
and stuff that he does at the end like that's one that I'm like fuck I should have seen
that one in theaters like you know you have a movie that's about a performer and you need
big sound and it's something that like I don't think I got on my first the first time I watched
it watch it on my TV like yeah we have the speaker and stuff but it's like that's not
a big enough sound you know for that and it's man my the movie that I'm telling you it plagues
me to this very day if we get if we do this VR thing the first movie I want to watch is
Mad Max Fury Road because that movie I couldn't when I watched it finally I was like I have
cheated myself I should have seen this on a screen as big as a football field yeah yeah
those are those are definitely movies that you know you're kind of like I'll just watch
I'll watch it when it comes out or something or I've got time and it's yeah you never do
no no well fella I think we did it unless the what is there something else we did do
here at the end other than just I mean I think we should have no I think no I think we should
definitely at least get our plugins going right here you know for our for where people
could catch us at least I'm sure you know Caleb and Rose would have given us that same
courtesy I think we could do that for ourselves so I am I do have both of our individual
scores and I'm sending them to Caleb right now and I wrote down that these are individual
scores because we refuse to do math and boom send so he's got those now so Caleb aka the
watcher in this episode will probably insert himself with the final scores and our final
scores are the original all bros score for spider-man far from home came to an eighty
nine point three five which was a B plus crash and DJ gave the movie a ninety point nine
three in total which came comes to an A minus combining all of the scores together and doing
that magic math brought spider-man far from home to an eighty nine point two zero percent
which is back down to a B plus and that's what they were there we go if it's lower than
what it was originally I'm gonna flip my desk over and I'm going to demand a recap you know
I purposely did not go and look at what the what the original ones were because I didn't
want to be I didn't want to know you know I just wanted to go in and be like I'm gonna
watch this movie again and see what happens and yeah I think good overall though yeah
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we've done it though so I think this is where we will leave it up to Caleb to take over
and give everybody their final scores the final score and then you know he can close
it all off so no you know we get to do our own thing do you do any good impressions of
any cartoon characters or any impressions of anything I only have one I can do it my
precious the harbots that's a good one that's a good one damn I that's probably what I would
have gone for let me let me try for you know we're doing we're doing a mouse video so I
guess this is this long enough y'all bye so long Mick
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