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What is up bros welcome to the all bros podcast I'm Caleb and I'm Jonathan and today we are

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joined by our very special third unofficial host to wrap up the fourth of the matrix what do you

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call this after quadrilogy quadrilogy that's right it's your favorite host on the East Coast

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the DJ from the untrained eye back again to be the official unofficial third co-host of the all

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bros did it beat Vic it's all I really came here to do you know just this kind of a victory lap

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you know so let's let's have some fun today yeah this episode is the is the victory lap because

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like we said last week the no way home episode yes Vic was a part of it enough to be featured

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in the episode art and that's just mainly because I didn't want to change it but that doesn't but

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that episode doesn't count on his official tally and may I just say I heard Vic what he had to

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say like I love how Vic does a recording so he can't be challenged and he's like oh well we're

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gonna here's what we're gonna do everything resets in January no it doesn't it's all cumulative Vic

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we don't start our episodes over every year we're not like well back on episode 1 it's January nope

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how funny would that be just like a second white UK all of our episodes disappear and we have to

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start back from zero you know what though in some ways I think that would be kind of a relief for

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you guys because you could be like you could really just cherry pick what you wanted to do and

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it like go back and see if you would rate it the same way that you did before because I mean again

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like it's got to be the that's why by the way that's why Vic wants a reset is because he wants

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far from home to get a third chance nope we changed it once so that that movie is officially

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on lockdown on all future untrained movie seller episodes I'm sorry Vic I didn't mean to I'm so

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sorry if it makes you feel better listen Vic if you're listening right now I know you barely

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listened to the show so you might not hear this I'm kidding because of course I can't say anything

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I don't I hardly listen to you should not okay listen that is your shows are great they are

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that's true you can't agree you don't listen you can't agree with that yeah what the hell is that

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okay that's also not true because your scores would be evenly matched for every episode then

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or for every movie so you do not take a word for it I mean listen the Vic you should feel good about

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what happened to far from home because this rewatch leading up to matrix resurrection watching

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rewatching the trilogy has really been an eye-opener for me someone who unapologetically loves the

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matrix movies in the same way that you loved no way home with your oops all 100s so this has been

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like this has been a real journey for me so and it is I mean it ends like it started and not in

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the way that you think it does as you will see when we break this movie down hell yeah this is

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gonna be an interesting one yes it will yeah so we do not have anything in 4k spotlight this week

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and we do not have anything in our through the wall segment because this is kind of been a really

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slow news week very very so I guess with that we can get straight into our breakdown of the

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matrix resurrection once I choose a promo to so long oh bravo bravo I forget who's you said you

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were listen good who's you listen to our episode today or was it you like yesterday I listened to

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it a day or two ago it was broken by the way that's who you did it for his broker broker

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broker yeah sorry I always think broken Meyer he's the guy that if you saw broken Meyer you

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would know exactly who it is or maybe you wouldn't but he used to be oh no let's see broken how do

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you spell broken Meyer okay maybe I won't show you never mind well I guess ironically enough

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here's this week's promo hey guys I'm crash post of the podcast crash and Tezos movie selling on our

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show me and my co-host pick a new movie each week and rate each movie on a few categories that we

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think are important to make in a great movie after we rate the movie gets a final rating and

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Brecken Meyer was one of the guys you have you guys seen clueless the movie yeah Brecken

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Meyer played a guy named Harrison let me see if I can get a good picture of him hmm oh here's

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one from clueless tell me you can see that nope God dang it all right never mind I'm sorry this

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is not a good podcast where I'm like look at this picture real quick oh you can't see it well

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neither can anybody else isn't that cool hey everyone at home aren't you glad that I showed

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them a picture I texted it to you I'm sorry for what I've done now you're good I think you'll be

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forgiven not by Vic he's gonna be like this is why we should restart this is why we should restart because this guy's

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terrible at being a host he should let me be the official hosts not the frickin unofficial third

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host dude I want to get one of those those old like wrestling posters made of you and

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wrote hurt you and Vic like with our Dukes up at each other dude that'd be so cool that'd be a

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picture too with special guest referee bone saw we have fun here we do I agree a while so I keep

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coming back wouldn't that be crazy I'm like this is no fun but I just keep coming back oh shit well

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alright so jumping straight into this week's breakdown of the matrix resurrection if you are

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new to our breakdown system we have split movies into eight different categories that we individually

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score to come to a final all bros in untrained I letter grade and the eight categories that we score

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our story writing acting character development effects music costumes and then we give it our

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own personal grade at the very end all of those scores get added up thrown into our magic algorithm

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and then they spit out letter grade for us so if you have not seen this movie spoiler alert ahead

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Rose is about to read off the entire frickin synopsis for this movie and I needed to pull it

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up then yes you can I just may I just say something anyone because I was listening to your episode

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last week no spoilers for no way home but if anyone is they put the podcast they push play anyone

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who's like I can't believe they spoiled that movie hey throw yourself into a volcano we're

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spoiling the whole how are we gonna review it if we're not spoiling the whole thing well I wanted

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to give this movie an a but I can't tell you anything that happened yeah I think it just kind

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of I don't know I think it's just kind of makes sense if you're I mean listen I get it if you're

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new to listening to podcasts and you don't understand and like maybe you're just like it's

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what I think in my head but hey I don't know if you know this there are other people so it's not

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what you think in your head read the description I can't help it can't help it if I don't know I

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was gonna say like a fake spoiler about no way home but I figured I might accidentally give a

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real one people would be super mad someone some guys on tik-tok I feel is such an asshole movie

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even though he wasn't really saying a real spoiler but he would walk into like showings of no way

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home I think and it would be like when it's like halfway through it and he just out a shout out a

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false spoiler and then just walk back out because you know what though even when it's false like I

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noticed that in endgame because I got I got some real spoilers and some false ones the false ones

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ruin it too a little bit yeah it's not cool man like let people enjoy a thing no yeah I agree and

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the spoiler that he said I'm not gonna say it but yeah I'm just like honestly I'm sure a lot of

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people thought the spoiler that he said was going to happen so Peter Parker drinks Pepsi instead of

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coke I knew it technically he's supposed to be drinking dr. pepper since that's what the original

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spider-man movie was advertised with just yeah except dr. pepper is garbage okay well alright

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that's it I'm out the show yep all right let's go do our own hey me and you Rose will do an

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episode of the Gacy Gazette you can tell me all about John Gacy and this show is over the matrix

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was great the end it got a 100 it was the highest scored all Bros movie of all time end of episode

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I didn't realize you were a dr. pepper diehard as well yeah you know who else is a dr. pepper diehard

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anyone who's had it in their face anyone whose lips that it has breached it has been like oh

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I'm a dr. pepper person now that is not even remotely true yeah well you're from the matrix

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Caleb and you are an agent need to get your source code back to the machine city and get the hell out

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of here anyway getting back on topic no it's best we were on topic we were on topic now we're just

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gonna get back to the movie all right Rose we got the snuffs up for you finally so have at it let's

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see if I can not mess this up Thomas Anderson is a successful video game developer creator of the

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matrix video game series based on his faint memories as Neo at a local coffee shop Anderson

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continues to cross paths with Tiffany a married mother with no recollection of her past on which

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Anderson based Trinity a character in his game Anderson struggles at times to separate perceived

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reality from dreams his therapist prescribed some blue pills to suppress the occurrences which he

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stops taking Anderson operates a simulation called a mo mo model model Wow God I already

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screwed up a programming sandbox created to develop game characters a young woman named Bugs

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learns that the modal is running old code in a loop depicting when Trinity first found Neo

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within the matrix Bugs discovers a program embodying Morpheus and helps free him before

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Anderson's business partner Smith can erase the model modal god damn it after discovering

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his location Bugs and Morpheus extract Anderson from the matrix and learn that Smith is actually

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agent Smith done done done wait a minute hold on did you guys watch the same movie I'm getting

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some new information right now whoa Neo awakens in a pod and notices Trinity can find another

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one nearby as machines sent by Bugs retrieve and transport him to Bugs's ship the oh my god

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the minute machine yeah I definitely meant to like look up a pronunciation of that word don't know

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what it means and into the human bastion low there he really I oh god damn it okay in fairness

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in I'm looking I'm reading this along with you and it looks like it says lowercase L lowercase

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O so thank you DJ thank you oh there he reunites with Naomi who explains that 60 years have passed

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in the real world since the machine war human survivors have allied with machines that defected

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to join the human society though Neo wants to rescue Trinity Naomi opposes and stead locks up

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Neo Bugs and her crewmates disobeyed Naomi to assist Neo in freeing Trinity I don't know why

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the way you just like did you just like sniffle a little bit I don't know why I thought someone

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was behind us I freaking the hell out the ghost of John Wayne Gacy after entering the matrix they

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are abruptly confronted by Smith and other exile programs who want the matrix restored to its

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former form in the ensuing fight Neo manages to defeat Smith as his ability gradually as his

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abilities gradually return they leave and locate Tiffany but before Neo can talk to her his

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therapist appears and immobilizes Neo by manipulating time taunting Neo with references to bullet time

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he reveals his identity as the analyst a program designed to study the human psyche psyche god

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damn it hmm hey you got it okay good you're doing great yeah freaking chill man I'm sorry

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he explains that after Neo and Trinity died he was able to resurrect them to study them in doing

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so he found that suppressing their memories but keeping them close produced close produced an

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efficient power producing matrix resistant to the enum anomalies anomalies thank you that caused the

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previous iterations to fail Neo's liberation has destabilized the system and threatened a reboot

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of their matrix according to the analyst who has bought time from his superiors he convinced them

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that Neil would voluntarily return to his pod to avoid putting Trinity's life in danger Neil and

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bugs forcibly exit the matrix when another ship sent by Niobe brings the menace sign back to I

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I I oh is it low or I oh I oh wait wait wait wait wait I I looked this up hold on a second

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did you hear that nemosene okay nemosene nemosene

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so okay so the nemosene back to I oh got it Niobe takes Neo to sati an exile program he previously

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met whose parents were killed by the machines seeking revenge sati sat that's how you pronounce

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sati sati uh my ass helps devise a plan to free Trinity oh where dude it's right there oh

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back in the matrix Neo makes a deal with the analyst that if he fails to convince Trinity

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to remember her past and voluntarily leave the matrix he would agree to return to his pod the

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analyst accepts as Neo tries to convince Tiffany she's part of the matrix her family appears

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enticing her to stay she initially gives in but soon after rejects them recalling her true identity

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as Trinity as the analyst attempts to kill her Smith inter intercedes seeking revenge for his

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own imprisonment which gives Neo Trinity and the others time to escape being the last ones to be

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extracted Neo and Trinity become comered corner corn that looked like an M for some reason I know

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amazing that is amazing

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I have never enjoyed a mispronunciation of a word more than corneered uh

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never well I am honored um

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damn it rose

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oh yeah holding hands they leap off hoping Neo regains his flight

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but instead Trinity gain gains flight and flies them to safety with Trinity's new bound control

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over the matrix both return to confront the analyst who now assumes a submissive posture

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they thank him for a fresh start start fresh start which they intend to use to remake the matrix

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matrix as they see fit dude you struggled that was a lot listen there I I like that you guys do the

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whole thing but like it is so much like when me and Vic were doing that for no way home or for far

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from home and I looked and saw that there was like 87 paragraphs I was like this can't be right

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this is too many words yeah well if you get the if you get the movie like when it's fresh

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yes like just fresh out then it's a lot shorter than when it's like I mean at the time of recording

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this movie has only been out for like a little over a week right because it came out the 22nd

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is that right yeah and we're recording after the 20 I don't know you guys never say the time when

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you record so we're recording on Monday this is live you're hearing it live

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yes whoa indeed already 26 yes

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yeah actually today it's been out for a week exactly so that was still a lot of words also

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I'm not a big fan of the he the architect or sorry the the what do they call him the analyst

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yeah what do they say the assumes a submissive posture oh yeah he's the one that's the one that

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posture a word he was just sitting relax he was submissive after she kicked his jaw off his face

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oh yeah dude that was wow yeah so I was not expecting that in a Matrix film yeah that was weird there was a

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lot of the end a lot of weird stuff started happening like it's almost like you know how

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there are some movies where you know like you know it takes months and months to like film it

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and edit it and do all these things but for some reason when you watch a movie it's almost like

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they're making it in real time and they forgot they only have 20 minutes left and they're like

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oh my god it's the end let's go come on come on come on come on we got end stuff to do

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there was a lot of that in this movie I was like all right guys it's uh anyway let's start from

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the beginning what'd you guys think of this movie that we just saw I thought it was better than the

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second again not a high bar I know not a high bar at all but what here's the real question

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was it better than the third because there is an answer and there's a correct answer that's that's

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a real tough one it is a real tough answer but there is a correct answer do you want me to give

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it to you so you guys don't have to feel bad no I'm gonna say no I'm gonna also say no I'm gonna

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you know what I'm gonna change the curve I'm gonna say yes you thought it was better than the third

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I don't know for me I feel that this one was a little more comprehensive for me

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I so I definitely got you watch the same movie as we did this which is which is for story or

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writing I always store a story so here's the thing about this one here is what's crazy about this

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movie so what do we say about the second and third movie uh most likely that thing could have been

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cut down into one movie and we could have just had two matrixes right this movie in my opinion

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they were like what if we had two entire movies and mashed them into one movie like this I felt

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like this should have been two movies like it definitely was not three it wasn't a new trilogy

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worthy but the stuff that they were not able to like flesh out in this movie it was it was it was

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I was like come on guys do the thing just make two more it's fine nobody cares at this point it's all

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it's all icing now you already made the cake I mean but it's not doing that great at the box office so

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so maybe they kind of only had one shot to coven invent the uh anyway well and it being on HBO Max

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doesn't help they say that did you also hear that this is the last movie that they're doing like

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that like HBO Max going forward is not going to be releasing uh well so no now what they're saying

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is I think they're starting with the Batman that it's going to be in theaters only for the first

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45 days and then it's also going to be available on HBO Max as well yes which you know I get it

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makes sense um but also it was kind of nice to not have to deal with going out if you didn't want to

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or just didn't have time to like in my case like I for sure did not have time to go see this in the

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theater before we did this episode um but that's not what we're talking about we're talking about

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the story so smash cut to uh the Matrix reboot for a second because did everybody think that

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when this first started were you like hold on a second are they just trying to like are they

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just remaking the Matrix is that what's happening because you see this Trinity look it starts on you

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see it's that hotel that is from the first movie but not quite and then you see this Trinity person

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that's kind of dressed like Trinity but not quite and then you see her face and it's dollar store

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Trinity and you're like huh this is weird what is happening right now uh and then Bug shows up and

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it's like oh my god this is where the crazy part happens you're like what is happening how confused

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were you guys in the first 10 minutes of the movie I think that's my ultimate question

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extremely yeah considering that like uh when they get to like the rooftop she's just all like oh

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this is not how it's supposed to happen I'm just like then why is it happening this way

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yeah it was it was so the story what did you guys think of the story overall let's let's just start

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there wait really quickly can I take back what I said of how now thinking about that scene I take

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back with saying that this movie was more uh comprehend comprehendable than the third one

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I feel that scene alone just kind of ruins that for me so I disagree with what I said

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like the story for me was kind of crazy because it took me along to like as soon as they said the

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word modal I was like for real like we're just going straight into just jargon that there's no

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way I could possibly know unless I google it all right they're in a modal whatever that means

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uh and you're just I don't know I felt like I was trying to hold on to what information I had and

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trying to piece it together with what was happening later to be like aha I've made a connection and

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now I know what's happening um I there's so much I didn't get a chance to write anything down

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but like everything what did you guys think of the story I I need I need someone to bounce off of

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tell me um I don't know for me I I feel the thing that I did appreciate at least with the story is

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that they were kind of throwing in uh things from the original movie just to give you kind of like a

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refresher so like you didn't necessarily need to see you didn't need to watch the first three again

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to understand to understand this one because they kind of give you a refresher throughout the whole

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movie yeah now when you say a ref yeah if you say a ref you say a refresher but what do you mean by

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that do you mean like when they would show like the flashbacks or what do you mean yeah that yeah

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mostly that because what was your take on that Caleb like when they would show those flashbacks

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because I thought that what they are supposed to be was not explained very well yeah that

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the flashbacks were a little hit and miss like there were some definite like big ones like with

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um with smith yelling like mr anderson mr anderson like I thought that was super cool like that was a

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really good flashback but then there were like some other just random ass ones so this was my

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interpretation of those quote-unquote flashbacks was I thought that this was like I think with

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what you're supposed to take from like what the machines have done to neo which is um the conceit

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is is that they have reconstructed him and reinserted him essentially back into the matrix

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because it seems like he's in the the matrix that everyone is in but just disguised so that people

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won't know who he is um but also there's this thing where like people clearly don't know what

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happened that are back in the matrix like they they clearly had the choice to be or not be in

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the matrix but they don't know why because if they played that game wouldn't they be like hey

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that's that guy that rescued us all um but to me that was like seeing those flashbacks was him

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like us seeing him feel crazy at least because he's like having these weird flashbacks and like not

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understanding them uh because we get that once you finally see him talk to uh neopatrick harris the

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analyst they don't actually ever give him a name do they it's just the analyst right yeah um like

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you you kind of have to piece together that he is going crazy and that he has to take these blue

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pills so that he doesn't go crazy and like when he sees you know uh when he sees his business partner

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his mouth start to melt into itself or when you know like what you're talking about when he was

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i they had that awesome scene where morpheus tries to like break him out uh he you know the

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next thing you know you see him back in there and he's like oh it's you know everything you saw was

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not real uh sorry he was back in front of the analyst uh at the end of that big gunfight uh as

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if nothing had happened and the analyst is telling him oh you just you just wandered up here and uh

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now we're talking about this and you know it's not real right uh so that's how i took those but it

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just wasn't explained very well i don't think that that's what and by the way i'm just guessing i

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don't even know if that's what it was or if that was just like a sneaky way to get uh laurence

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fishburne and hugo weaving into a movie that they should have been in yeah fair enough

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yeah it was

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it was different well because i feel like the the big reason that they just they disguised

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neo which they they were very inconsistent with what neo supposedly looked like in the real world

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because there were a couple times where i saw flashes of like a bald dude yeah right i thought

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so too then we never see that like that dude again and then they're just like this is what you really

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look like to people and it's like this old like kiana reeves knockoff okay so here's a couple of

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funny things about that one like if the trivia that i read on imdb is correct which who knows

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uh that guy that plays his like uh his avatar that everyone else sees is cariann moss's actual

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husband that is who they show okay which i thought was interesting um and what was i going to say her

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uh her husband in the movie uh chad which hilarious that they named this dude chad i mean

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by the way can i just say the one thing about the i guess this is more of a writing thing

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well we'll get into it then yeah so chad one thing i think is funny about him wait let me get back to

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the trivia because this is very good like this is this is the most meta thing about this movie

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trinity's alter ego tiffany is now married to chad played by chad i can't pronounce his last name

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who directed the john wick series with kiana reeves he is he in fact was the stunt double

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for kiana reeves in the image in the original matrix trilogy hence both played neo in a way

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trinity is married to neo so that's some trippy shit yeah like it's this weird like uh

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like i never would have known that had i not read that trivia but that's like the

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the the weirdest like oh like how deep into the matrix are we

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dude like super this movie if we if i was going to give it praise for anything

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it's for how freaking meta this got yeah talking about like oh we're revisit or revisiting the

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the matrix or like uh we got to deal with warner brothers and i'm just like wait what yeah what the

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hell is up with that like really they're gonna make this with or without you like it was that

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kind of stuff though i thought was super weird like i didn't enjoy that actually because i was

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like what i was honestly when that happened when they were talking about the like this game is

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going to happen with or without you i'm like what is this movie about to be like is this going to

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be a spoof of a matrix movie or that's what i was super worried about it being dude it kind of gave

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me um never-ending story vibes have you seen that no actually so at the end you're supposed to like

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they do this reveal where you we so you're watching this kid read a book and then this book is like

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what's the the story is and so in the in the kid's story she like there's this princess and she's

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supposed to be given a name and but she's not supposed to be given the name by anyone other

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than the kid reading the book and then she like goes and reveals that even someone's watching that

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kid and you're and like referring to us the audience i'm like what yeah as a little kid

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that movie is like it is inception for children because you're like what is happening

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i feel inception for children was like the jimmy timmy power hours for how is this able how is this

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working no that's like that's i think that was like 90s kid uh and first crossover okay yeah i

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don't think that they went like they went meta with this like with never ending story there is

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a princess in a storybook that knows she's in a storybook that wants to be named by the child

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reading said storybook and also referring to the audience the audience that is watching the kid

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read the storybook it's the equivalent of shrek closing the book shrek at the end of the movie

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shrek right uh what am i watching right now that i just watch a guy read a book is this i don't

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understand uh yeah there was let me just say before we go any further like i watched this movie and i

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am like in my bedroom alone like beth was like listen i know you gotta watch this movie she's

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like you know you have some time just go watch it now so i was able to watch it by myself and i'm

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like i'm thinking i'm like i'll just lay back on my bed and watch this movie nope i'm like sitting

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up all the way sitting up i'm standing at times i'm like leaning into the tv like oh my god it's

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happening i'm watching the matrix like saati showed up and i'm like weeping when he it was an hour in

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when she bugs showed up and was like we're going back to the matrix and he was like okay and you

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can see like the back door in the background and she's about to take him through and she took him

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through and went into that train and i was like it's happening we're in the matrix again like it

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was great like i loved watching this movie i'm going i'm going to say some down things about it

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but i loved this movie as much as i loved any of the other ones but like i said at the beginning

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this watch through has been a real sobering experience for uh what the matrix trilogy

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now quadrilogy really is so yeah i do want to i just want to make that point i love this movie

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uh i don't care i don't care what ends up being said about it i do love this movie

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yeah i mean that's a good story like getting into the like the actual score i'm not

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like i'm not like in the 90s by no means but yeah no i'm like maybe the lower 80s like in the 83 84

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range yeah i was 85 i was 85 because and again it's the thing it's like i said at the beginning

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like this was this should have been two movies like i know i know for you know reasons that can't be

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that can't be but all maybe not even that i think it could have could have done well with an extra

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like 10 or 20 minutes i disagree like i feel like they started they started pulling on so many

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threads that i think could be followed that i just i i i would have sat through more of this

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like you know i mean like if they wanted to if they if this first movie all led up to uh the trinity

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heist where they get up to you know they get up to machine city and they're like we're gonna get her

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and then the next movie was where they like actually give her because by the way yes cariann

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moss was technically in this movie uh but not enough time like she was tiffany most of the time

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so if they had if they made this movie honestly if they made this movie 20 or 30 minutes shorter

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and then uh made the next movie about getting her and her you know uh finding these new powers of

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like because that's the other thing you get to the end and you're like i'm sorry so is she the other

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one is this a like symbiosis thing where like they they've always both been the one or is flying

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like something that anyone could unlock eventually if they love somebody else enough like what are we

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what's happening here at the end what's going on here yeah i'm wondering if like just them being

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so connected like initially and also like the weird resurrection thing that they were doing

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at the exact same time and just that super powerful connection they had kind of made them both the one

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but again if they had had more movie it could have they could have easily done deeper into that

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yeah i would have actually really liked to see more of trinity's perspective yes like see what

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what she's dealing with because i mean we saw like probably way too much of what neo was doing

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or wasn't doing you know you know the problem though right is that because that was another

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little piece of trivia that i that i read was that hugo weaving uh he had scheduling conflicts

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because he was supposed to be in this movie and he had scheduling conflicts that but here's the

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thing they dealt with like a theater production that he's doing so were there really scheduling

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conflicts or is he like no thanks i'm gonna go ahead and pass on this one homie uh and then

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laurence fishburne canonically that avatar is dead because they are keeping uh the matrix online as

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canon so they just couldn't bring laurence fishburne back and like their sideways way of doing it was

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like hey thomas anderson created with old matrix code which again we could have gone just i don't

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know two more minutes into old matrix code that is just within the matrix uh on his computer huh

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but anyway we made this dollar store matrix uh on on thomas anderson's computer that has like

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uh likenesses of all of these people that were part of his life uh including morpheus and that

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was their way of like getting morpheus back in of like well it's not really morpheus but it's what

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neo remembers here's already what thomas remembers about who morpheus was and now he's this program

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avatar thing that happens i don't know there's just there's too much that ends with i don't know

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because they they i'm telling you i think they needed they needed more time to flush some of

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these ideas out a little bit yeah agreed they needed a lot more time with that so i'll take

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back my statement like i can definitely see how this this could have been and had an extra movie

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like i would have loved to explore io a little bit more yes like that was like insane like the

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the fact that like machines and humans were working together like that and creating like some crazy

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shit yes they're like listen we figured out how to extract uh dna from the matrix into the real world

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to make strawberries and whatever else and they had this weird like role reversal thing of like

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the citizenry was kind of more like uh more like morpheus because they're like all of a sudden

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everyone is like we need to be freeing minds what's her face has not been freeing minds for

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years and we think that's ridiculous and she uh what's it called niobi she was the one that like

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basically took on the captain roland role uh which i thought i don't know how i felt about

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roland's daughter or granddaughter or whatever being like my great-grandpapa he hated you in

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public but in private he said that you gave him a second uh a second whatever pulling out of the

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matrix whatever they called it and i was like uh i mean thank you but also i don't know that i needed

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roland's great-granddaughter to be here dude i i'll be real i completely forgot who the hell

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roland was he was the exactly by the way but that was niobi's old flame he was he was the only guy

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talking since in movie two and three he was like yo these machines are fixing to kill us

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uh you guys are over here talking about uh digital jesus and i'm trying to shoot some machines in the

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face can we please shoot these machines uh instead of talking about digital jesus and then they had

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his whoever it was his great-grandniece like in secret he thought you were great okay thank you

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yeah that was never established but cool

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well they did a lot of weird non-establishing things because that was the thing too she brought

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him to what you find uh niobi brings neo to what you find out is basically like a crypt of all of

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the people from zion that uh followed morpheus because i guess apparently mo or uh morpheus got

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his mojo back uh after the third movie ended and uh the my understanding of what she was telling him

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was that the zion the people the original zion people couldn't let it go and they just were not

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going to be able to be in i.o as it was now and like all of those candles were all of those zion

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people that died uh after the after the war was over so i don't know man like there is so much

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like that that's just one more thing that like i feel like should have gotten a little bit more

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of a deep dive than like here's a here's a mediocre statue of morpheus uh he was bad but

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yet we still have the statue of him uh go to jail now

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yeah dude i thought that was such bullshit and oh and the fact that he had a freaking balcony

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yeah of course yeah what the hell was up with that like can you say plot convenience well but was it

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the thing too of like uh you know here's the thing everything can be explained away if you want to

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explain it away because the same way that they were saying like oh even though you didn't know

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that you who you were and that you were neo like you made it up to me and you were like oh

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neo like you made this modal and it had this this way in that only we would be able to know how to

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get in so we'd be able to free your mind again like was this an extension of that in niobi

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like even though she was outwardly saying like we have to wait and see because you can't put this

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in jeopardy like she put him in that room because you know well if he escapes then maybe he will

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free us again or whatever because by the way what is the what i i that is the here is the most

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confusing thing about the story and i guess we can go with writing too is like what like what were

385
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:04,880
they what were they like what was he they're like we're gonna go rewrite the matrix like that was

386
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:11,840
the end but why like what does that mean there are other people that are hidden that are like uh

387
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:17,840
powerful like neo and trinity like what i'm confused i was just confused as to what they

388
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:26,400
were fighting against and ultimately won at the end of this movie like i'm just not sure because

389
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:31,520
the whole thing the whole conceit of i.o was they're like yeah i mean humans and machines we live

390
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:36,720
together in harmony we high five watch this boom i just high five some magnets that look like a

391
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:42,880
person uh and that but i mean what is happening in the matrix that they're like nope nope we have

392
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:57,040
to remake it as we see fit yeah silence exactly yeah they they could have really done done more

393
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:04,240
just exploring this new universe a little bit better like don't rehash the things we already

394
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:12,480
know about the real world but i mean at least catch us up to date on what happened like give

395
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:21,520
us a history of how i.o happened or or something i mean honestly i would give writing a little bit

396
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:29,520
higher honestly like probably like 87 88 i'm gonna go 88 just because crazy 88s you know uh because

397
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:35,920
i think they did a lot of like callbacks to the to the whole matrix trilogy really well like it

398
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:42,000
wasn't super like it wasn't solo you know what i mean you know how solo was like just people

399
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:49,360
winking at the camera going star wars you know stuff happened uh like this they they had like

400
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:54,640
a good reason for like that first that first uh weird 10 minutes to happen where you're like

401
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:58,560
what is happening why are these like weird matrix people happening i don't get it

402
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:04,720
i don't get it uh and then like they end up in in that version of thomas anderson's old apartment

403
00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:09,760
which like the split second before she was like we're in his apartment i was like i think they're

404
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:15,280
in his old apartment uh because you it's harder to recognize because if you remember in the first

405
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:19,840
movie you only see it at night so and then when they were in it it was in the middle of the day

406
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:25,840
uh and i don't know like they just there was a lot of good there was a lot of good things that

407
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:32,640
happened in this movie callback wise i feel like um that i appreciated very much because again it

408
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:39,840
was like it was more of like to me anyway it felt like hey remember me it's your old friend the

409
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:50,160
matrix and i was like i remember you the old scamp all right where were you sitting that story rose

410
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:59,360
82 82 yeah oh wait were we on story or writing no we're we we just didn't get his story grade

411
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:07,360
that's my bad for not speaking up for myself sorry i speak too much for everyone so we are sitting

412
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:22,880
with story at an 83.33 yep um moving on over to writing we you already said you're at an 88

413
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:32,320
yeah i'm actually i'm actually going opposite i'm going to go a little bit lower than you because i

414
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:40,240
feel like there were a quite a few different things that one were kind of confusing but like

415
00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:45,920
another thing and i i don't know if you were going to address this at all pardon me kind of hope that

416
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:54,400
you were um why the hell was the maro vingian there other than just like yell roasts at people

417
00:49:55,200 --> 00:50:00,400
that was can i just tell you the part of the movie i enjoyed the most it was when the mirror

418
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:09,360
of vingian showed up and was a cave person you ruined me can i tell you what was funny about

419
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:15,280
that is that he was like this cave person that looked like he had been living uh in i don't know

420
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:21,840
just a shoe in the mud uh but then all of his all of his little acolytes which again in true

421
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:26,720
matrix form were not really explained at all apparently they were magicians because they just

422
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:33,120
caught bullets in their teeth uh and but they they all looked fine like they all just looked normal

423
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:38,640
and this guy just looked like he'd been rolling around in the dirt for the past 60 years uh so i

424
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:45,280
don't know i'm confused as to why he looked like that but i was glad that can i just tell you i

425
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:51,600
don't know why i understand it wasn't good but that was something that i enjoyed like it was not good

426
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:57,200
but i when i saw him and realized who he was before he started speaking with his french accent

427
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:02,960
i was like yes i'm glad to see you back hey buddy how's it going and they called him merv just like

428
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:10,480
uh trinity did in the fur in the third movie like because i think was morpheus said like

429
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:16,560
something again like calling back like what'll it be merv which i thought was hilarious

430
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:24,400
hilarious yeah like my biggest problem with him like if if he would have done something other than

431
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:35,120
just yell it was amazing i don't care well i want to tell you this this is this is my reasoning for

432
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:40,960
giving it higher in writing than in story is i feel like because i feel like this movie could

433
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:47,600
have been pulled apart into two movies um there was a lot of threads that were pulled on that i

434
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:51,280
feel like should have been pulled on more and that's why i think the writing was good is because

435
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:56,400
like clearly they had some cool ideas that for one reason or the other didn't get fleshed out

436
00:51:56,400 --> 00:52:01,280
whether it was because they didn't have the time they knew they weren't going to have another movie

437
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:06,160
they actually weren't as good as we actually hoped that they were which is very possible

438
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:15,200
that like they i mean think about it they had either wachowski or both of them had almost 20

439
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:22,000
years to like be kicking around an idea for the matrix four uh and this is what we got so

440
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:30,480
either they're not as good as we thought they were or like again like all of these things that

441
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:38,240
that got teased i don't know i feel like i just talked myself to a lower grade but i'm keeping 88

442
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:46,080
what are you thinking rose i don't know for me the writing was the same as the story for me it was

443
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:52,720
it was it was good um but just it's definitely nothing compared to the original matrix and like

444
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:58,880
dj said for how long that they had to come up with a story for matrix four along with writing as well

445
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:04,720
um but we could have definitely gotten something better so i'd say yeah i'd go for an 82 as well

446
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:11,200
guys i think that was that was what everyone said whether it was true or not about the first matrix

447
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:16,800
is like it had been a script that they were kicking around trying to get made for like a decade

448
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:21,920
um and then when it finally got made they were like oh well this is the product of they've had

449
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:28,480
uh 10 years to like have this story and rewrite it and fine tune it over all this time uh which

450
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:33,440
you know that that doesn't mean that because it's been this amount of time that they've been

451
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:39,120
thinking about making this movie that whole time so maybe it was a case of like it was as meta as

452
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:43,280
it seemed like and warner brothers was like we're making this movie with or without you

453
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:48,480
so you have you know maybe they only had a year or maybe she only had a year because it was only

454
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:54,240
because lana she directed and wrote it too right it was not both of the wachowskis right yeah it's

455
00:53:54,240 --> 00:54:04,480
just one of them yeah yeah so i don't know like it clearly i think they are talented i just don't

456
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:12,960
know let's see writers also by a dude named david mitchell david mitchell well see here's it

457
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:19,520
oh based on characters never mind um who is david mitchell let's see if he's written anything good

458
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:31,600
uh loud atlas oh god dude one bit of writing that i really liked and this is kind of tying

459
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:37,440
in like a bunch of different categories but so i'm going to try and solely focus on writing

460
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,080
and then bring up my other issues and in the in the

461
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:47,600
the other categories but i really liked the analyst yeah i liked him a lot too even though

462
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:53,680
he was he had his on the nose blue glasses he was like hey in case anyone's wondering blue

463
00:54:54,480 --> 00:55:03,520
it's blue like the pill blue come on that ph always has to be flashy dude he did a an amazing job at

464
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:11,280
making me feel like i was crazy i'm like dude was the matrix even real was it all a video game

465
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:17,760
yeah that's what that he did an amazing job like i think that was a uh

466
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:25,760
that was a good step up from the architect uh because what was it he he even mentions that his

467
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:30,400
character mentions that right he's like uh my my predecessor was too focused on like the

468
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:36,960
the ones and zeros i am here to understand the i'm here because i understand the emotion

469
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:44,000
uh and that showed because he emoted way more than any of the other like uh

470
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:49,840
i would say even more than the oracle or the architect like the oracle was like

471
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:56,960
she was a sweet lady but this guy was like very like uh animated so i don't know i liked him i

472
00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:06,560
liked him a lot yeah and i mean i think if we're ready to get into acting um sitting at writing

473
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:17,040
writing is actually tied with the story now 83.33 i love it um but bring or getting into acting a

474
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:27,200
little bit i i don't know if i've ever seen other than maybe like the series of unfortunate events

475
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:36,960
where he played um uh count olaf or something like that um neil patrick harris makes a great

476
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:45,040
villain uh yes there's another what is that thing that he did wait you can't see it

477
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:51,440
he did wait you you guys talk about that i'm gonna find this thing what did you know he did a voice

478
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:59,440
in star trek or star wars visions no carl petrick harris yes it was i bet it was a uh

479
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:07,520
i bet it was the freaking whatchamacallit android yeah no he's not top build sorry there's another

480
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:15,200
thing where he did do a uh he did do a villain series of events mystery science theater oh he

481
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:24,080
was an american horror story huh uh let's see how i met your mother kind of a villain in that one

482
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:34,800
i'm gonna find it uh i would say a very herald and kumar christmas he was definitely a creep

483
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:43,440
i don't know if he was a villain he was an asshole whoa did you know he i'm sorry he in in

484
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:49,200
batman under the red hood he was the voice of dick gration dick grason uh slash nightwing

485
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:57,840
yep this guy whoa shit all right i'm not gonna find it i don't think he was in both herald and

486
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:03,520
kumars have either there's this thing it's herald and kumars i've not dude if you want a good i mean

487
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:09,040
if you're okay with a very raunchy comedy watch all three they're amazing i'm sorry all three

488
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:16,800
what was the third one the christmas one i don't think i saw that one what yeah i don't think i

489
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:21,920
saw that one oh it's really good i mean i feel it's not as good as the first two but it's still a

490
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:28,800
really good third one second one's my favorite escape from guantanamo bay that one's so good

491
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:36,880
all right i can't find what i was looking for but whatever we found out some other interesting

492
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:47,280
things about mph yeah he was great sorry sorry for my derailment yeah it's just like he's so

493
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:54,960
unsuspecting and is so animated it just kind of makes him seem like when he's doing like the bad

494
00:58:54,960 --> 00:59:05,600
shit makes him seem more menacing well and that i mean that is why he was like a perfect um a perfect

495
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:12,400
pick to play count olaf in a series of unfortunate events because he i feel like it's very like jim

496
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:18,640
carry-esque like because when jim carry plays a evil or a bad guy you're like i never would have

497
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:32,400
expected this but this is amazing yeah exactly oh like i jeez i i think he might be top of my like

498
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:38,480
if we were doing the top three he might be my my number one the guy that can i tell you comes a

499
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:44,560
close second for me two things that made me sad about this movie was that uh the one guy that

500
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:51,040
played smith's avatar in the third movie i guess technically the second movie too uh since he died

501
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:58,080
i guess we couldn't have that guy come back to be his uh to be his uh business partner because i know

502
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:03,840
they have to have dude it would have been perfect like i wish so bad he hadn't died so that we could

503
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:11,120
have had that because i think i like that guy jonathan groff whatever his name is but i really

504
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:15,520
much rather would have seen the other guy i mean listen i really much rather would have seen hugo

505
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:22,000
weaving uh but if i had to pick my second choice it would have been that dude uh that played his uh

506
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:30,160
his human character in the the last two movies um i don't know like i think because laurence

507
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:39,280
fishburne and hugo weaving couldn't come back to it it had to focus more on neo only and uh i don't

508
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:46,240
know i don't know that that was good i think it's i think i i don't know i almost wish they could have

509
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:53,600
waited to get everybody and do that do whatever version of hugo weaving and cariann moss and maybe

510
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:59,280
even try and get laurence fishburne back in there figure out a way like i don't know neo seems to be

511
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:04,480
pretty good at coding uh humans in the old matrix like maybe he could be like i know it's not the

512
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:11,840
real morpheus but i remembered his face so i put it in this other one and now the program just looks

513
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:18,880
like the morpheus i remember so we can at least have laurence fishburne back yeah dude that would

514
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:27,360
have led for some great moments between him and niobi oh yeah dude if he would have appeared as

515
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:36,480
as like one of the the programs i've been wild i mean for sure we all we all unanimously agree

516
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:43,680
that uh jada pinkett smith gets the number one acting right because uh she did the best she did

517
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:48,240
the best 60 year old person we ever saw how old was she supposed to be you think because it was

518
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:53,120
60 years later how old do you think she was in the last matrix movie like in that in that

519
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:59,600
that probably her early 20s i straight up didn't even know that was her coming back i thought that

520
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:05,520
was a different no shit dude that's hilarious i yeah when people were just like oh yeah jay

521
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:10,400
pickett smith came back i'm like bullshit that doesn't even look like her yeah well our credits

522
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:14,000
our effects ratings are going to be wildly different i think

523
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:20,400
i think it's like if they weren't they are now

524
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:27,920
no you have to rate it like you when you saw it you thought it was a real old lady so

525
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:35,680
and not someone with just a frozen old face

526
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:45,040
uh poor jada pinkett smith um yeah where were we oh we're talking about the actors right well yeah

527
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,840
what did you guys think of kyanu in this movie

528
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:57,840
probably not like he's a was about the same i would say as he was in the third

529
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:05,360
was about the same i would say as he was in the third yeah i enjoyed i oh sorry i'm sorry

530
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:10,000
so sorry no i was gonna say like uh for like i know like for the past couple years he's like

531
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:16,160
returned to a lot of his franchises that made him a big star i liked him more in bill and ted

532
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:22,160
at least with his acting i liked it better in bill and ted three than yes is acting and as neo in

533
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:31,120
here you sir are wrong i think much like dr pepper we are correct on this one because he like it was

534
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:40,400
this weird thing like i love kyanu i i i uh i feel like he had as many lines in this movie as he had

535
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:46,800
in the first movie in the sense that like all of his stuff was questions and like uh i don't know

536
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:55,040
like one sentence like what is happening here oh this is the best thing i've done all in recent

537
01:03:55,040 --> 01:04:02,320
memory or whatever he said to tiffany this is the best thing i've done in a long time like all right

538
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:11,840
man you did it you're a real eccentric video game maker uh like it's like kyanu reeves doesn't play

539
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:19,200
characters he just plays kyanu reeves yes he does yeah and don't get it twisted i love kyanu reeves

540
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:29,440
he'll always be my fave um but i wouldn't who okay here's my question who would you guys give

541
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:36,720
of your top three uh acting performances in this movie because the more i think about this the more

542
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:49,200
i'm like i don't know oh all right i i have mine um number one i'm giving it to neil patrick harris

543
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:55,680
yes number two this one was tough but i think i'm going to give it to jay to pink it

544
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:03,840
is it pink it or picket pink it pink it oh it's pink it oh hey rose i've been sorry i've been

545
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:08,160
sorry i've been meaning to ask you this whole time will you move that coke can slightly to

546
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:13,120
the left or right because it is perfectly blocking kaleb i'm sorry i'm sorry about that

547
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:23,120
apologies yeah if my phone didn't suck so wait so who is your number three

548
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:29,920
and then my number three i'm probably going to give to karyann the mirror of indian oh what

549
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:42,560
what no like i was going to go for um for smith it's just he wasn't in it enough for me to like

550
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:48,320
karyann was barely in it enough to make that top three but i was going to say like but but then

551
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:56,320
who would be the third one like who was really in this movie more like honestly i would put bugs at

552
01:05:56,320 --> 01:06:02,000
number three but i would take her back out again because they named her bugs and it's warner

553
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:06,880
brothers i was like are you for real like we're just that was this whole thing is on the nose

554
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:14,480
right like everything is on but i liked her because they like i mean you know spoiler alert for

555
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:19,840
character development i feel like she was the only one now i take it back even as i'm saying it i was

556
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:24,800
going to say she's the only one that had an arc but i don't know if anyone had an arc in this movie

557
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:31,760
i think everyone just came in and was like it's character time uh but she was the one that like

558
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:36,640
they did manage to do enough with her that i was like oh i like this person i would watch

559
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:44,480
i would watch her story or at least a little side quest starring bugs um so i i think i would have

560
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:52,240
the same list as you but bugs would be number three yeah that's fair i really liked her character

561
01:06:52,240 --> 01:07:00,240
um even though she kind of was just thrown in to take the bullet for for trinity a couple times

562
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:02,720
yes

563
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:12,720
uh the the callback i enjoyed the most was when when that uh the program showed up in that uh

564
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:20,800
that stingray machine uh and it was saati from the from the third movie and uh i was like

565
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:25,840
that was a moment where a tear pushed through my eyeballs as well not the same actress i did check

566
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:32,240
uh but still i was like she's back she's helping neo hooray beautiful sun rises for everybody

567
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:41,280
dude she did have a very striking resemblance to that actress yes that was insane i'm like you guys

568
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:43,280
couldn't have cast that any better

569
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:50,880
i liked her i like yeah yeah what about you rose what would your top three be uh number one same

570
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:56,800
as you guys uh neil patrick harris two even though caleb said he isn't in the movie a lot i just

571
01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:02,560
really enjoyed his um portrayal of the character i'd give it to smith what's his name john uh

572
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:11,760
jonathan groff i think his name yeah i i i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i

573
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:20,080
think yeah i i really enjoyed his performance his interpretation of smith um and then third uh i i'd

574
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:26,800
agree with you dj uh bugs even though the whole thing oh yeah loco's and bunny was so stupid

575
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:33,920
but yeah but other than that pretty good character to introduce to this franchise

576
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:43,040
is dude i will say the only thing that kept um jonathan groff from getting number three other

577
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:52,400
like the thing that just kind of pushed him down a little bit lower for me was he i think his

578
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:58,240
performance of hugo weaving could have been a little bit better i wouldn't have even like minded

579
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:03,760
like i i didn't want him to do like a full-blown impersonation or anything but i would have really

580
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:14,080
liked to hear him call him mr anderson instead of just tom i gotta tell you like after we if we had

581
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:20,800
never seen that guy play agent smith in the second and third movie i would agree with you

582
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:28,960
but that dude in that movie was so good that it made all other portrayals stupid like it

583
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:34,400
like i like this guy i like jonathan groff but i just i don't agree like

584
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:42,560
it was it was an impossible task that he was asked to do uh so i for sure don't think anything

585
01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:48,080
less of him like i like him just as much as i ever did but it's just not it's just we saw it we

586
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:55,520
we saw it we already saw what it should have been it was in the the last two movies so this guy he

587
01:09:55,520 --> 01:10:03,520
was he was fighting a battle that was unwinnable yeah i mean i'll agree but i think just

588
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:09,200
continuing on with the the mr anderson thing would have been

589
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:16,800
just something something a little bit extra for him he only did it the one time

590
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:20,960
uh when he's just screaming at him and starts shooting at him which by the way terrible shot

591
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:27,680
he was very close to him and missed a lot and then when he shot the desk he shot the desk right

592
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:34,400
where he was like you saw you saw the corner of the desk explode right where neo was and we are

593
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:40,240
supposed to believe that a gun the size of someone's forearm uh just was like a particle board

594
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:48,000
particle board man it's too much and i just uh just stopped the bullet bro dude we'll get into

595
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:54,560
this with effects but i feel like there was a lot of the freaking clone trooper shots

596
01:10:57,200 --> 01:11:01,680
well i do i did want to say this too because i was looking through uh the list on imdb of all the

597
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:07,840
actors and i will say i did like i couldn't i'll never be able to pronounce this dude's name but

598
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:14,880
the guy that played morpheus um or knew morpheus last agent smith um i

599
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:21,520
i liked him but again he felt like one of the things that was too rushed

600
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:29,680
like that he had this this crazy thing happen to him where that's only slightly addressed by the

601
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:35,120
way like because neo's like oh you're just supposed to be a program and he like you can see that there

602
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:40,640
was about to be this existential crisis uh confrontation that's about to happen of like

603
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:46,480
you know you had me trapped in this modal for god knows how long uh but they just kind of they just

604
01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:53,680
kind of gloss over it so that the story can happen and uh he's just like i just help because now i

605
01:11:53,680 --> 01:12:01,520
can be outside of the matrix but in the matrix uh i get out of the matrix to get into the matrix to

606
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:09,920
get out of the matrix that's that was his that was his hero's journey uh which yeah he did well as

607
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:15,920
well he would be a if there was a top four he would be in the top four but again he just didn't

608
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:26,160
get enough time in this movie either i don't think yeah unfortunately um so what are you guys

609
01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:36,400
thinking with the acting score i'm at an 85 85 yeah i

610
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:50,480
i think i'm gonna go 85 as well um because yeah no one oh yeah that's acting yeah yeah i'm gonna

611
01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:58,640
go with 85 i'm gonna go a little bit lower um just because there were some things i was maybe

612
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:05,120
not much it's just like two points i'm at 83 i mean listen i'm saving my lower score for the

613
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:13,360
next category so don't worry yeah so we are sitting with acting at an 84.3

614
01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:20,480
we all right moving on over to character development this one's gonna be freaking

615
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:27,040
hard because they're practically yeah seriously was that who not really one name one character

616
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:34,720
that developed go ahead and then and then you have to show your work so you can't just say a name

617
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:45,360
dude you can't it's it's freaking hard like i feel like i feel like trinity would have had some pretty

618
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:51,600
decent development had we seen what the hell she was doing the entire movie or if we were able to

619
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:55,600
they actually showed that there was like a struggle like you didn't see that there was a

620
01:13:55,600 --> 01:14:02,400
quote unquote struggle uh there was like this weird like i guess it's supposed if i'm just

621
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:12,080
making stuff up uh what we see up until the the archer or the the what does he call the analyst

622
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:18,640
gives her the choice we see like a version of what we saw at the beginning of the first matrix with

623
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:23,440
neo whenever morpheus is talking to him and he's like or i'm sorry whenever trinity is talking to

624
01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:27,760
him and you know you know you don't belong here you don't know what's you know something's wrong

625
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:33,040
and you don't know what and everything's weird and you don't know why and then the conversation

626
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:37,760
he has with morpheus about you know the matrix is all around you you can't understand it like

627
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:43,680
she seems to be having that kind of weird existential crisis because she's like i i saw

628
01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:48,560
the i never played the game and then i went through and played it and i thought it looked like me and

629
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:54,320
my husband laughed in my face and i wanted to kick his jaw right off his face and i was like okay

630
01:14:54,320 --> 01:15:01,120
i'm glad we got that paid off at the end with the uh analyst but uh yeah you just didn't get to see

631
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:07,440
enough of her like it honestly i felt like that movie should have been more based either on or

632
01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:12,000
around her or at least they should have been splitting the difference and give her more of

633
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:18,000
like a a struggle of what to do but you didn't get to see it maybe there maybe that did happen

634
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:24,960
we just didn't get to see that uh so i again ask tell me what character developed in this movie and

635
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:31,360
how i feel i feel tiffany's kids definitely developed considering the first question one of

636
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:42,240
them asked neo is are you trying to bang my mom dude that just got so weird jokes on you kid i

637
01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:51,040
already did dude but what's stupid what was so dumb about that you'd never like it didn't seem

638
01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:58,960
like a hard choice for her to make like it didn't seem like she was struggling with it like there

639
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:04,000
was just no like it was just because we didn't see her interacting with this family at all

640
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:12,720
like i would have actually much referred them to kind of shift the focus and do a trinity where

641
01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:19,280
where she's like the one that escapes first and then you kind of do the whole reliving the matrix

642
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:26,000
thing and then you have to like go and save neo or like the way that they showed they portrayed

643
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:32,240
or this was another weird thing that i don't understand the way they portrayed bugs and

644
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:39,760
morphius okay morphius when he was agent smith in that modal uh he was like i started seeing the

645
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:45,120
i started seeing the code everywhere i would see it in the the dew drops and the but then she was

646
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:50,800
talking about seeing that too but that doesn't make sense because she wasn't in that she wasn't

647
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:56,480
living in that modal she was living in the matrix like not the matrix within the matrix that he was

648
01:16:56,480 --> 01:17:02,080
in uh but let's just say that that does make perfect sense maybe they could have just had

649
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:10,960
uh i don't know like a 30 minute chunk that was all about cariann moss's tiffany uh maybe she is

650
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:14,960
starting to see the matrix maybe she is starting to have like some of those flashbacks or or you

651
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:23,920
know crazy moments that that neo is having uh you know i don't know yeah or her kids like maybe

652
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:31,600
playing the matrix just some shots like wow that looks cool like yeah like the it was one of those

653
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:38,160
situations where they told us not showed us where she's just like i i i went and played your game

654
01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:43,840
cool i would have loved to see that but how dope is this game that they were like when they finally

655
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:51,520
went to to get him the second time and they were like we brought you here to show try to get neo

656
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:56,000
the second time they're like we brought you here because this is familiar to you we have the the

657
01:17:56,000 --> 01:18:02,480
red leather chair we have all the we have they said they're like we have the game being projected

658
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:07,840
onto these like screens or whatever and it was legit just the movie like what the heck kind of

659
01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:14,400
game is this like what are you saying movie like is our games what are games in the matrix that

660
01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:22,160
it just looks like you're watching a movie with laurence fishburne like clearly laurence fishburne

661
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:33,200
and clearly kianu reeves which yes i guess we couldn't see kianu as who he truly was but still

662
01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:42,480
like well and that begs the question too in the in the game the matrix did that kianu read or did

663
01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:49,520
the the neo in that matrix look like the neo that everyone else saw or did he look like

664
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:53,920
or did he look like or did he look like kianu reeves

665
01:18:56,000 --> 01:19:01,440
not the mind off right there because by the way she said she said too she's like i why i looked

666
01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:06,480
at this game and i saw myself in this character but like when you see the reflection of her it's

667
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:12,720
clearly not her uh so was that the same thing in the game too like it looked like the trinity that

668
01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:20,160
we know but it was actually the the digital overlay that was that on their whatever in the in the

669
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:26,640
matrix i don't know too many questions too many threads that were shown and not pulled on enough

670
01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:35,360
yeah unfortunately dude i think i'm down in the 60s with character development dude yeah same

671
01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:43,200
like i'm i'm pretty freaking low like i'm i'm gonna be nice just because this movie

672
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:50,560
no i'm not i lied i'm gonna i'm gonna go to like a 67 and that's as nice as i can possibly be

673
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:52,720
i think i'm gonna give it a 70

674
01:19:56,960 --> 01:20:05,040
um i'll go a little higher than caleb 68 now what i can't wait for honestly is like

675
01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:10,720
the the real brains to like dissect this movie and then i they're like well actually if you look

676
01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:16,960
at it from this perspective uh what happened was that and actually i was wrong and this movie is

677
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:22,320
way better than i realized uh that's what i'm hoping happens i don't think that's the truth

678
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:30,000
but i'm open to it because i will be watching this movie a million more times like i spoiler alert

679
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:34,880
like i will watch this movie as much as i've watched any of the other matrix movies for sure

680
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:44,240
dude i hope this movie ages just as well as the other ones did like this one was super solid

681
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:49,840
like if we're like it's better than two and two wasn't like completely unwatchable

682
01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:55,120
yeah it's just what it was just like maybe a hair or two below three

683
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:58,960
yeah at least for me yeah i would agree with that

684
01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:07,760
um getting into effects and this is one of the things i wanted to bring up earlier regarding the

685
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:15,760
uh the analyst i loved like it it seemed like it was so basic but i loved neil patrick harris's

686
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:20,960
effect when he was like just kind of jumping around all over like the way that they lowered his frame

687
01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:30,720
rate was awesome okay now this is where you and i are going to super diverge because i was like

688
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:38,880
why did he just become an 80s movie fever dream like what is happening like why is everything why

689
01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:45,920
is everything in this movie look so awesome uh barring niobes uh old makeup uh like why is he like

690
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:51,600
uh like why is he like like what robo cop would be seeing as he was losing batteries

691
01:21:54,560 --> 01:22:00,720
uh i just i that to me that kind of threw me out of it i was like all right like

692
01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:05,600
by the way that was another thing i think this would go to story too that didn't make sense to

693
01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:11,920
me because the part you're talking about was when they were in uh tiffany's motorcycle shop

694
01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:17,600
and he was there and he was like i got the idea from your modal so i've been running this over

695
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:25,680
and over and over again are we to understand that like he this has happened a million times

696
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:33,440
and he figured out the best way to be able to get the upper hand on neo was to have this bullet

697
01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:39,040
time thing happen where everything slows down except for him or what because for a second when

698
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:44,320
he said that i was like oh no they're in another modal uh but no they were not

699
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:56,960
was he able to run a modal like because the what what i was assumed under the assumption of

700
01:22:56,960 --> 01:23:04,160
is that the modals were used to develop characters or to develop stronger ai or something along those

701
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:13,120
lines like why would he need to do that you're talking about oh you mean uh the analyst yeah i

702
01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:18,080
don't know but that's the thing he said he got the idea from the modal which again no i thought he

703
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:21,440
got the idea from like the bullet time the game

704
01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:27,280
maybe writing needs to be a few points down uh

705
01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:32,000
uh yeah and that's it like i don't understand like the whole but that was the thing like the modal

706
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:38,720
thing was like clearly in my opinion made as a workaround to get you know quote unquote morpheus

707
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:44,960
back into the movie because they're like we need a reason for a morpheus you know analog to be here

708
01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:51,360
and they're like well uh he just recreated morpheus in this old matrix code which again that

709
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:56,640
blows me away that there is like a uh inception happening and we're just we're just passing right

710
01:23:56,640 --> 01:24:03,280
by it like he made a matrix he put the old matrix code into the matrix but on a computer inside the

711
01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:10,880
matrix and was running simulations to by the way why though like what was the end end goal of these

712
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:16,960
things like to make the agent smith and trinity on smith's side of the story and then they were

713
01:24:16,960 --> 01:24:23,440
things like to make the agent smith and trinity unstoppable like i don't understand that either

714
01:24:23,840 --> 01:24:29,440
uh but yeah i don't know what i don't know what was going on there with the bullet time stuff

715
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:34,960
like were you wondering what he was doing with the the modal in the first place

716
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:42,000
i i understand what he was doing with the modal i think it i think it barely makes sense also because

717
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:48,560
i don't know anything about computers so maybe it makes perfect sense but my my dumb brain like i

718
01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:55,680
understand it but i'm like i'm gonna go with you movie because you say the matrix but if you didn't

719
01:24:55,680 --> 01:25:02,720
say the matrix i don't know if i would give you the same leeway um but then by the way we're

720
01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:10,480
talking about effects folks uh uh yeah and then when he when he mentioned the modal again as like

721
01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:16,560
using it as a reference to be like oh yeah i just basically ran this scenario to know that

722
01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:22,960
my understanding was he was like i've run this scenario enough to know that this is the way to

723
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:29,680
like beat you or something and then i thought it was going to be a fake trinity but it wasn't

724
01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:34,000
because like the bullet like almost touched her temple and she was like oh what's that you got

725
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:42,160
to get out of here you got to leave like okay so this was happening i don't know yeah um i just

726
01:25:42,160 --> 01:25:49,040
tried looking it up a modal at least from what they were explaining doesn't seem like it it

727
01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:55,760
actually exists i mean i understand like what it's supposed to represent you know what i mean like

728
01:25:55,760 --> 01:26:02,400
it's just the the it's just running the program it's just trying to make it better like i

729
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:07,840
i whatever they want me to make that logical leap i mean there's no matrix either so i'll

730
01:26:07,840 --> 01:26:15,280
i'll make the modal leap with you uh but i'm sorry to bring it back to effects that that part

731
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:21,840
besides the weird the weirdness of the modal thing like i was not a big fan of like the

732
01:26:21,840 --> 01:26:30,560
the like trailed uh analyst just walking all around like oh i'm a fever dream hey whoa

733
01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:35,600
yeah um

734
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:44,560
everything else though looks pretty good not niobies old makeup nope

735
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:50,480
i mean that fooled me that is true i would say that rose thought it was good

736
01:26:53,760 --> 01:27:01,040
oh man like listen that was the only the that part with neil patrick harris and niobies makeup

737
01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:05,440
those are the only two things that i was like huh but everything else i thought looked pretty

738
01:27:05,440 --> 01:27:11,280
awesome you know when uh neo and trinity are jumping off that uh roof towards the ending and

739
01:27:11,280 --> 01:27:16,560
you know it's discovered that trinity can actually fly that actually looked really good that was

740
01:27:16,560 --> 01:27:22,640
legit by the way i read is like they were that that was like not that was more real than cg like

741
01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:27,760
they they straight up jumped off the top of that so i thought that looked awesome too that's

742
01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:33,520
terrifying dude i would i don't know if i sent it to you i think it was like one of those things

743
01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:39,440
that i saw on tiktok was thinking about sending it to you but then someone distracted me and so

744
01:27:39,440 --> 01:27:46,720
i closed tiktok and that was lost forever yeah pretty much um but yeah that someone was showing

745
01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:51,680
the behind the scenes footage of that they were strapped to wires and everything that's bitchin

746
01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:58,800
that's so cool that was so cool um again i wish that they would have done a little bit more

747
01:27:58,800 --> 01:28:06,080
backstory to explain why the hell trinity suddenly has powers but whatever um i mean listen it looked

748
01:28:06,080 --> 01:28:12,080
good she clearly had like there was something there whether they did it intentionally or not

749
01:28:12,080 --> 01:28:20,240
there was something there going on with trinity because it wasn't because um like neo clearly

750
01:28:20,240 --> 01:28:25,920
wasn't going to come back to life uh unless i would imagine if morpheus kissed him uh i don't

751
01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:32,640
think he would have come back to life the way that he did uh you know what i mean uh you know like

752
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:37,680
she why was he able to hear in the first one why was he able to hear her when she's like

753
01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:42,960
she kisses him get up neo you got to get up and then like why does he hear her like they clearly

754
01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:50,080
have this connection um what again whether that was intentional or not i don't know but yeah there

755
01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:55,440
was i just again i know we're talking about effects but that just bothered me so much because i'm like

756
01:28:55,440 --> 01:29:01,520
why is there just two the one another one like they should just call her another one because

757
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:07,120
that like what why i'm not against it but like explain it more a little bit

758
01:29:09,280 --> 01:29:15,760
yeah like a little exposition there would have would have done some good very much so

759
01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:22,400
by the way they could have gotten it they could have gotten it through a sati because her dad was

760
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:28,080
the one that made those resurrection chambers so that would have been a little bit of like oh well

761
01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:33,600
i created these and in creating them uh one of the parameters was like oh they have to be this close

762
01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:40,560
because their code in the matrix is actually blah blah whatever uh like that could have been that

763
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:49,680
could have been explained with one more minute of dialogue very easily too like it's just they were

764
01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:56,880
slowly like merging just something along those lines that would have helped a lot uh

765
01:29:56,880 --> 01:30:06,000
um other than that i don't recall any like shitty looking cgi like everything looked good like even

766
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:10,000
when neil patrick harris got his freaking jaw kicked off like that looked good

767
01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:17,520
it was kind of wild at the end when people were like throwing themselves out of buildings and like

768
01:30:17,520 --> 01:30:22,960
splattering all over the ground i was like oof man i see how you're allowed to do this because

769
01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:32,320
they turn into code but yikes yeah that got questionable real quick well because also again

770
01:30:32,320 --> 01:30:36,240
that was one of the things too that i'm like you're a computer why would you have people jump out

771
01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:41,520
right on top of him why not just start way out in front and just have everyone jump out of the

772
01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:46,320
windows and just clog the roads up so that he can't drive over all the bodies

773
01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:54,320
jeez yeah why did he choose to only do like one or two people per apartment yeah because you see the

774
01:30:54,320 --> 01:31:01,280
lady she's like what are you doing boyfriend or husband and he's like gotta go she just screams

775
01:31:01,920 --> 01:31:07,200
like i was just like oh that's messed up hey man she should have gone too bro

776
01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:14,800
yeah like stop her mid-scream and have her freaking jump out of the window too

777
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:22,880
but yeah that was awesome when she got to finally kick off i mean technically she was kicking her

778
01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:28,880
husband's jaw off his face uh because you know the analyst was the one that set that up for her so

779
01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:41,360
she did get to kick his jaw off uh which looked awesome yeah it did yeah i have very few complaints

780
01:31:41,360 --> 01:31:45,840
effects wise so i think i'm gonna be at like a 91

781
01:31:49,280 --> 01:31:56,880
bro i want to hear yours you know just because of how much uh niobes make up for me

782
01:31:56,880 --> 01:32:05,600
i'm gonna go a 93 well i have to go higher on one of you than all of this though and i'm gonna go 94

783
01:32:09,360 --> 01:32:16,400
oh yeah that brings us to a 92.6 i'll agree to those terms

784
01:32:19,040 --> 01:32:26,160
oh yeah next up we got music what did you guys think of the music in this one because i will say

785
01:32:26,160 --> 01:32:34,800
this the fact that they ended with the brass against uh system of a down song that they ended

786
01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:40,720
the first movie with with the act or not system of a down but rage against the machine uh they

787
01:32:40,720 --> 01:32:46,880
ended with the same song but with that uh that brass against band you know who i'm talking about

788
01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:52,880
i mean you clearly do you heard it it's a lady like they do like covers of uh rage against the

789
01:32:52,880 --> 01:33:00,640
machine songs um also if you'll recall uh recently in the news that lady brought some dude up on stage

790
01:33:00,640 --> 01:33:09,360
and peed on his face so that happened uh yeah i heard you i heard you get you and beth talk about

791
01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:18,960
that that was wild man i gotta start listening to your show yes you sure i bet you i can type

792
01:33:18,960 --> 01:33:26,960
in brass against and that'll be one of the first things that shows up let's see here top stories

793
01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:35,200
matrix resurrection okay i was wrong oh no yeah brass against sophia urista urinates on fans face

794
01:33:35,200 --> 01:33:46,160
during festival set wow okay uh the music overall was pretty good the the white rabbit song

795
01:33:46,160 --> 01:33:52,080
i love that yeah i was very shocked that they included that in the movie considering that they

796
01:33:52,080 --> 01:33:57,280
used that in the trailer you never see that thank you because i thought the same thing like i thought

797
01:33:57,280 --> 01:34:02,080
the exact i was like hey they did it it's the trailer but it's in the movie we got it uh

798
01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:08,080
because it is i feel like it is super weird for that to happen uh and it kind of took me out of

799
01:34:08,080 --> 01:34:18,240
it for a second but i did i did like it yeah i like that a lot so just because of that

800
01:34:20,720 --> 01:34:29,360
i think that might have bumped me up to like a nine just because i like i think like if if that

801
01:34:29,360 --> 01:34:35,840
song hadn't been in it and i was looking at the rest of the soundtrack i'd be at an eight but it

802
01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:41,280
but it has that catchy song which is always the thing that's lacking when i when i don't go to

803
01:34:41,280 --> 01:34:46,480
like a 10 okay but it had the catchy song so i'm sitting at a nine

804
01:34:49,520 --> 01:34:54,480
yeah i would also give the music a nine well i you know what i would just i think i'm gonna have to be

805
01:34:55,040 --> 01:35:03,920
ridiculous and give it a 10 just because matrix to me matrix it knows what it is and it's like you

806
01:35:03,920 --> 01:35:08,640
know what this is our music this is what we do this is our score this is the kind of music that

807
01:35:08,640 --> 01:35:18,720
we play bam and it did not it didn't it didn't deviate i don't think yeah um i probably didn't

808
01:35:18,720 --> 01:35:25,920
find the white rabbit song as catchy as you guys did i feel like it was good but it didn't like

809
01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:35,280
bump up my score because i was originally at an eight and i'm still at an eight all right well

810
01:35:35,280 --> 01:35:43,920
if you're at an eight that averages us out to a nine all right i like it all right moving on over

811
01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:52,640
to costumes this one i mean the costumes were fine in this just sucks that they didn't actually

812
01:35:52,640 --> 01:35:59,520
get to wear the matrix attire until like the third act if by the third act you mean the legit end

813
01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:06,160
yeah the last 10 minutes more so the last five because that's what that's what that's what that

814
01:36:06,160 --> 01:36:11,840
was my biggest i think if i could pick out one problem with this whole movie and i know we're

815
01:36:11,840 --> 01:36:18,000
talking about costumes but it was that like i said at the beginning like it was like in the last 20

816
01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:23,360
minutes they realized that it was the last 20 minutes and they were like oh god dang it we

817
01:36:23,360 --> 01:36:27,360
gotta end this movie all right come on everybody everybody get on it's time to go

818
01:36:30,400 --> 01:36:36,880
and then that's that's how it ended of just basically running to the finish line which i

819
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:43,520
i get it but i don't necessarily super enjoy that but i think they looked awesome like they looked

820
01:36:43,520 --> 01:36:48,720
awesome at the end even though it was only for 10 minutes uh i think all of their costumes made

821
01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:57,200
sense like it wasn't there was nothing stand out ish you know but everything looked like you would

822
01:36:57,200 --> 01:37:02,560
imagine from from all like everything was consistent to the other matrix movies like when they were in

823
01:37:02,560 --> 01:37:07,760
the matrix they looked like uh pretty clean versions of what you know you would imagine they

824
01:37:07,760 --> 01:37:12,320
thought their digital selves would look like and when they were in the i.o. like they looked like

825
01:37:12,320 --> 01:37:19,040
uh a couple of freaking dust bunnies out there just wearing wearing scraps i think they did a

826
01:37:19,040 --> 01:37:25,600
really good job at modernizing it too and not going like so hard in the 90s with like the just

827
01:37:26,240 --> 01:37:34,080
crazy shiny leather yes and the super slick slick back hair like they just they kind of left it

828
01:37:34,080 --> 01:37:44,960
a bit like messy but not like like a freaking greaser's wet dream i was kind of shocked that

829
01:37:44,960 --> 01:37:51,200
they didn't um have keanu reeves like pull off his classic uh neo haircut from the first three

830
01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:57,440
that one kind of funny oh you know what what are we talking i guess you could call this costume

831
01:37:57,440 --> 01:38:04,400
one thing that i thought that they did that was really awesome whether they did this um with this

832
01:38:04,400 --> 01:38:09,680
might be effects um because i don't know if this would be an effect thing because i i just don't

833
01:38:09,680 --> 01:38:17,840
know uh but when they when they had them come out of the matrix and they were clearly they both

834
01:38:17,840 --> 01:38:23,760
legitimately had their head shaved and they looked gaunt like they they looked like they were just

835
01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:28,320
uh in like a weakened state like it looked like because that was supposedly what happened during

836
01:38:28,320 --> 01:38:34,480
the first matrix is like a lot of the original i'm sorry a lot of the uh real world stuff was

837
01:38:34,480 --> 01:38:39,680
filmed after the fact because keanu reeves like lost a bunch of weight and like basically wanted

838
01:38:39,680 --> 01:38:45,040
to make himself look more gaunt so that it would be you know more legit of like oh you haven't been

839
01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:50,160
you haven't been running around and doing karate uh which i thought that was super pronounced in

840
01:38:50,160 --> 01:38:59,920
this because like they both looked very like uh nutrient deprived so i thought that looked awesome

841
01:38:59,920 --> 01:39:04,960
and i'm sorry one more thing i that just reminded me too about effects was there a port a point where

842
01:39:04,960 --> 01:39:13,280
when he first went into the construct where uh keanu reeves was like fully digital because did

843
01:39:13,280 --> 01:39:19,440
it look for a second that like he was almost like a like a quick time event movie like if you go back

844
01:39:19,440 --> 01:39:25,680
and watch it again like the it's not the whole time but like the first like 10 or 15 seconds when

845
01:39:25,680 --> 01:39:30,320
it shows him when he's like i remember this place and you know the new morphius is there and he's

846
01:39:30,320 --> 01:39:36,240
like you're in the construct for a second it really looks like i'm like is that really him

847
01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:42,800
or is that is that like supposed to look like a digital version of him or or what i don't know

848
01:39:42,800 --> 01:39:50,400
i don't know like it's i don't know without being able to look at it right now i can see both of your faces like i don't remember

849
01:39:52,160 --> 01:39:55,600
yeah i do recall a moment like that

850
01:39:57,840 --> 01:40:05,760
but it wasn't at the the time you were talking about so i must have missed that or like completely

851
01:40:05,760 --> 01:40:13,120
like whether i whether i was like looking away for that split second or or what because i didn't catch it

852
01:40:13,120 --> 01:40:21,120
did either of you guys watch that um that trailer for the matrix like vr game i think it's called

853
01:40:21,120 --> 01:40:27,520
yet like afterlife or whatever it is well no it's ghostbusters um there is like better not be stealing

854
01:40:27,520 --> 01:40:32,880
that subtitle if you like i almost i didn't watch the whole thing because i thought that it was going

855
01:40:32,880 --> 01:40:38,000
to spoil something for me because and actually it would have because i uh now thinking back on it does

856
01:40:38,000 --> 01:40:44,560
show bugs um and she's like kind of talking to them but they're like they're showing off the unreal engine

857
01:40:44,560 --> 01:40:53,200
five or whatever in that trailer and like it does keep cutting from their avatars in the game to like

858
01:40:53,200 --> 01:40:58,960
the real them kiano and kary uh it keeps going like back and forth and like they're doing all

859
01:40:58,960 --> 01:41:03,680
these crazy things and you can't tell sometimes when the change happens so i was like oh like

860
01:41:03,680 --> 01:41:10,240
maybe this is that too so i don't know uh i guess it would make more sense if i had watched that

861
01:41:10,240 --> 01:41:15,120
before i talked about it but i didn't and that's why i'm a podcaster because i could do what i want

862
01:41:15,120 --> 01:41:26,400
that's why i'm a podcaster because i can do what i want fair enough and it's so true yeah yeah um

863
01:41:27,520 --> 01:41:35,120
but yeah sorry costumes were dope i thought uh dope made sense so i would i would give that a 10

864
01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:41,920
uh just because again there wasn't there were to me a bad anything lower than a 10 is something

865
01:41:41,920 --> 01:41:47,680
that sticks out like to give it lower than 10 would be something that sticks out as like why

866
01:41:47,680 --> 01:41:54,480
is this person wearing this or why is this why why is this aesthetic happening in this time that

867
01:41:54,480 --> 01:41:59,760
doesn't seem to make sense at all and i feel like everything made sense to to what this was

868
01:42:03,440 --> 01:42:10,640
yeah then i mean like our our grading curve with costumes because it's out of 10

869
01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:20,880
is it's like even an eight an eight is like pretty freaking good like because we have it attached to

870
01:42:20,880 --> 01:42:31,120
uh like a certain percentage um so an eight on our scale is the equivalent of an 85

871
01:42:31,120 --> 01:42:42,160
i mean good and then like a nine is a 90 10 is 100 obviously but and then just different ones going

872
01:42:42,160 --> 01:42:56,720
down but yeah it's just i don't know like with this type of movie i would like to see just one

873
01:42:56,720 --> 01:43:01,440
or two outstanding costumes i think that would have bumped me up a lot but it was just kind of

874
01:43:01,440 --> 01:43:09,680
a lot of uh baseline costumes for me so you know i'm at an eight personally but i still really

875
01:43:09,680 --> 01:43:14,480
like the nine you've talked me into a nine yeah i think that makes sense there there should have

876
01:43:14,480 --> 01:43:19,520
been one like silhouette moment you know they're like oh you can you know it's a great character

877
01:43:19,520 --> 01:43:25,120
if you can recognize its silhouette which that's the thing that sucks about these movies like if

878
01:43:25,120 --> 01:43:30,480
there is one thing that's terrible about all the matrix movies is there is not really a silhouette

879
01:43:30,480 --> 01:43:38,560
that you could be like that's him uh that's neo like i don't know is it neo is it a cowboy is it

880
01:43:38,560 --> 01:43:47,200
what you could do it in the first one i feel with his like the second with the second one the second

881
01:43:47,200 --> 01:43:52,080
one was like straight-up dress but i feel like with the first one you could have done that like

882
01:43:52,080 --> 01:43:57,760
if you did like a reverse silhouette where all the black was in white like i feel like you could

883
01:43:57,760 --> 01:44:02,720
definitely tell like oh that's neo i think you would need to have all three of them you would

884
01:44:02,720 --> 01:44:08,080
have to have neo morpheus and trinity i think if you just had one of them i think you would be like

885
01:44:08,080 --> 01:44:15,280
uh what is this or you would have you would need context around the silhouette like black and green

886
01:44:15,280 --> 01:44:18,960
you know or something to be like uh you're feeling like the matrix i don't know that you

887
01:44:18,960 --> 01:44:25,920
would necessarily be able to pick one of them out and be like that's neo so i don't know but

888
01:44:25,920 --> 01:44:33,840
that's i don't know like that's to me the matrix should have been what unbreakable should have been

889
01:44:33,840 --> 01:44:40,080
just a one-off it was this cool weird thing that happened and we're not gonna ever revisit it ever

890
01:44:40,080 --> 01:44:51,680
again yeah yeah i definitely agree with you on that one i mean i like the video game aspect of

891
01:44:51,680 --> 01:44:57,200
it like i think that the matrix is definitely an interesting enough world to explore in a video game

892
01:44:58,240 --> 01:45:04,960
it's why movie wise i think they could have like you said it could have been one done

893
01:45:04,960 --> 01:45:11,120
i mean i get it everybody likes money and i'm all about you know go get that bag son but uh

894
01:45:12,480 --> 01:45:18,320
yeah it was yeah you know what's funny you know what would have changed everything if he didn't

895
01:45:18,320 --> 01:45:24,320
fly away at the end of the matrix if he didn't fly away that movie could have ended right where it

896
01:45:24,320 --> 01:45:29,920
ended but for some reason seeing him fly away even though it didn't say to be continued even

897
01:45:29,920 --> 01:45:36,720
continued even though it didn't say neo will return and neo 2 uh it was you just somehow you're like

898
01:45:36,720 --> 01:45:44,000
well there has to be more he flew away that's not something he does it's so true

899
01:45:47,040 --> 01:45:54,080
yeah uh where are you at uh i would agree with you and eight um it was awesome seeing the updated

900
01:45:54,080 --> 01:46:00,640
matrix costumes towards the end but considering it's the last freaking 10 minutes it didn't really

901
01:46:00,640 --> 01:46:10,320
do much all right well rounding rounding that we are sitting in an eight with costumes

902
01:46:13,040 --> 01:46:16,000
um all right last up we got our own personal scores

903
01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:23,200
who's first on the chopping block i mean i'll go first because i'm going to uh i'm gonna skew

904
01:46:23,200 --> 01:46:29,040
everything right now because i still love the matrix i will always love the matrix and i will

905
01:46:29,040 --> 01:46:36,240
welcome this new movie into my arms uh with the other three movies uh and yeah i'm giving this

906
01:46:36,240 --> 01:46:44,400
one 100 because at the end of the day i i mean it's my personal grade uh like i

907
01:46:44,400 --> 01:46:53,520
uh like i with if i'm going to accept two and three with all of its flaws uh why would i not

908
01:46:53,520 --> 01:46:59,360
also accept this one with its flaws like at the end of the day i am getting more matrix whether

909
01:46:59,360 --> 01:47:05,920
it's exactly what i wanted or not i it doesn't matter to me like they didn't ruin it and that's

910
01:47:05,920 --> 01:47:14,880
all i can really ask for so i would give this movie 100 just because i it didn't it didn't

911
01:47:16,640 --> 01:47:21,840
you know for lack of a better way of putting it it didn't 2016 ghostbusters it so

912
01:47:26,240 --> 01:47:30,400
so i i appreciate it for that if nothing else

913
01:47:30,400 --> 01:47:37,520
uh for me um i'd probably say an 85 um i feel for the most part this is a very good return to the

914
01:47:37,520 --> 01:47:43,920
matrix um they everyone that came back did a really good job kiyono reeves was good karyann

915
01:47:43,920 --> 01:47:49,760
moss was good um kind of sucked that they weren't able to get everybody back but what they were able

916
01:47:49,760 --> 01:47:55,600
to do i feel they did a good job um so yeah it's definitely better than the second one even though

917
01:47:55,600 --> 01:48:02,800
i know it's not a high bar but i feel it's just as good as the third one if i don't know if i would

918
01:48:02,800 --> 01:48:07,920
say if i like this one of the third one more that's kind of a hard decision for me i'd have to

919
01:48:07,920 --> 01:48:18,960
think about that but anyway 85 for me yeah i'm a little bit higher i'm sitting at an 87 um this was

920
01:48:18,960 --> 01:48:26,800
a good movie and like i think it hit all the notes that the first matrix kind of did as well like

921
01:48:28,320 --> 01:48:34,800
like they were saying in that damn workshop like every other day like the matrix f's with your mind

922
01:48:34,800 --> 01:48:39,760
like that's exactly what this movie did like the first time i'm like okay are they just like

923
01:48:39,760 --> 01:48:46,000
completely retconning the first three matrix movies and making it so it's like oh it's just

924
01:48:46,000 --> 01:48:53,280
was just a video game like i started to think i was crazy and i'm like no like this was just a

925
01:48:53,280 --> 01:48:57,920
video game the entire time is there something i missed like is there some sort of matrix lore

926
01:48:57,920 --> 01:49:06,000
that i like been missing out on like no it was just like then then they like started introducing

927
01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:10,640
the the matrix and like coming back to it i'm like okay freaking good

928
01:49:10,640 --> 01:49:13,280
like coming back to it i'm like okay freaking good

929
01:49:16,080 --> 01:49:22,720
but it's just it was trippy and i loved that stuff they were a little light on the philosophical

930
01:49:22,720 --> 01:49:28,720
stuff which is something that i really like uh liked about the second and third

931
01:49:30,400 --> 01:49:37,120
uh everything else was no i like everything else was was solid like this is a really good movie

932
01:49:37,120 --> 01:49:44,000
overall like even standalone i'd say it's pretty good i felt like the the one thing that i didn't

933
01:49:44,000 --> 01:49:51,360
mention at the time that i'll mention now that i was not a fan of is that this two things one this

934
01:49:51,360 --> 01:49:58,880
movie skewed way more meta than philosophical and it seems like that was super intentional whenever

935
01:49:58,880 --> 01:50:03,680
they were in basically the writers room trying to come up with ideas for the new matrix game

936
01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:12,160
and they were telling they were it almost felt i was i was i if i didn't love these movies so much

937
01:50:12,160 --> 01:50:17,280
i would be offended because they like the way they were talking about it was kind of like a slap in

938
01:50:17,280 --> 01:50:23,680
the face to all the people that like had their ideas about what the matrix was uh kind of like

939
01:50:24,240 --> 01:50:28,800
making a mockery of those people of like well i think it's about this and i think it's about this

940
01:50:28,800 --> 01:50:34,240
and i think it's about this but basically having idiots talk about it and i'm like all right like

941
01:50:34,240 --> 01:50:41,040
we enjoyed your movies ladies so how about you relax with like calling everyone that like had an

942
01:50:41,040 --> 01:50:48,640
interpretation of it stupid like it's be glad that your movie was up for such interpretation like i

943
01:50:48,640 --> 01:50:54,160
understand the idea of making something for a specific reason and maybe getting misinterpreted

944
01:50:54,160 --> 01:51:00,080
and you don't like that but the fact that anyone cares enough to try and interpret what you have

945
01:51:00,080 --> 01:51:06,560
done like again you might not appreciate it uh but the the reality is is like the reason you're

946
01:51:06,560 --> 01:51:12,880
making this movie is because so many people speculated as to what the deeper meaning to what

947
01:51:13,440 --> 01:51:24,000
what your story was so i i did not appreciate that at all but uh yeah i didn't i that that was

948
01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:28,800
if i could have one big complaint i would almost say it's that they leaned more into meta than

949
01:51:28,800 --> 01:51:36,560
philosophy because this movie was super duper meta yeah can we talk about the stupid end credit scene

950
01:51:37,120 --> 01:51:41,840
oh my gosh after credit scene yeah the yeah the after credit scene the whole catch that's not

951
01:51:41,840 --> 01:51:50,640
canon uh okay good thank god dude i hated that with every fiber of my being i'm not i listen i it's

952
01:51:50,640 --> 01:51:57,600
not it's not canon but i did i took a beat because i didn't understand even what they said and then i

953
01:51:57,600 --> 01:52:07,120
i did chuckle i was like oh the catrix uh i had a different reaction literally after the end i'm

954
01:52:07,120 --> 01:52:15,280
just like well that was stupid dude i woke i woke brielle up because i watched it like i watched it

955
01:52:15,280 --> 01:52:22,240
like as soon as we got back from watching no way home and so like we seriously went downstairs

956
01:52:22,240 --> 01:52:27,360
jumped in bed and i started watching the matrix and as soon as that damn end credit scene come on

957
01:52:27,360 --> 01:52:32,960
like she popped up i'm like come on and she like jumped awake and i'm like sorry sorry

958
01:52:37,680 --> 01:52:42,400
i mean that was the correct reaction i did get a chuckle but that was the correct reaction

959
01:52:42,400 --> 01:52:46,800
i know i was like expecting like a little bit of tease like hey maybe they're going to do another

960
01:52:46,800 --> 01:52:53,840
one like maybe they're leaving the door open and it's just yeah i don't i you know what enough like

961
01:52:53,840 --> 01:53:00,720
i love if they make another one i'll watch it of course but i'm good like we're good we don't need

962
01:53:00,720 --> 01:53:08,160
anymore like we saw what you tried to do you weren't able to get your how i choose to interpret this is

963
01:53:08,160 --> 01:53:15,440
the full vision of whatever was on the page did not quite make it onto film and let's just let this

964
01:53:15,440 --> 01:53:23,040
thing be done okay we we ended on a decent enough note that we don't need to like try and stick the

965
01:53:23,040 --> 01:53:29,120
landing anymore you stuck it enough just you flew away and everyone was happy and we remade the

966
01:53:29,120 --> 01:53:38,560
matrix that's it will there be another one probably should there be another one no no not at all yeah

967
01:53:38,560 --> 01:53:48,640
absolutely agree definitely well that brings our personal grade to a 90.6

968
01:53:48,640 --> 01:54:00,800
so with that that concludes this week's breakdown and the final all bros and untrained eye letter

969
01:54:00,800 --> 01:54:11,120
grade for the matrix resurrection has come to a it's not the same a b a like a straight up and

970
01:54:11,120 --> 01:54:16,880
down b like a straight up and down b all right listen we got to do this the same way because

971
01:54:16,880 --> 01:54:21,920
listen if we think if you guys think that people were mad about the grade for the second movie

972
01:54:22,480 --> 01:54:28,240
you have to start with what is above this movie because people are going to be furious at whatever

973
01:54:28,240 --> 01:54:33,120
this movie beat because i'm not going to lie before the show started i was looking at a there

974
01:54:33,120 --> 01:54:38,240
was a couple of uh articles that were on like facebook about this movie and i was just reading

975
01:54:38,240 --> 01:54:49,840
through the comments people guys people hate this movie like they really hate it like with a with a

976
01:54:49,840 --> 01:54:57,040
fiery hot hate that will burn for eternity so yeah please start with what is above this movie

977
01:54:59,120 --> 01:55:05,040
holy shit that is probably the i don't even want to say what's below this movie

978
01:55:05,040 --> 01:55:18,240
yeah neither do i all right so the matrix resurrections is sitting at an 84.70 percent

979
01:55:18,960 --> 01:55:31,440
which puts it a very uh pretty strong b but that puts it below the oath which is at an 85

980
01:55:31,440 --> 01:55:39,600
puts it below the lion king which is at an 85.13 make okay i was gonna ask

981
01:55:41,520 --> 01:55:48,480
it puts it below harry potter and the sorcerer's stone which is at an 85.43

982
01:55:50,480 --> 01:55:58,720
it puts it below cruella which is at an 85.56 and then puts it below

983
01:55:58,720 --> 01:56:06,720
onward which is at an 85.67 look man it beat onward or it did not beat onward so

984
01:56:08,400 --> 01:56:14,000
i'm interested to know what it did beat out but if it was above onward i would i would have to say

985
01:56:14,000 --> 01:56:19,200
we have to start this episode over again one above i think this might actually make you mad dj it's

986
01:56:19,200 --> 01:56:27,440
um going past onward um halloween kills is above it is above onward no well yeah halloween kills

987
01:56:27,440 --> 01:56:31,520
halloween kills is above on your onward but yeah it's also above the matrix resurrections

988
01:56:31,520 --> 01:56:40,880
oh yeah no no that's fine like listen i i i am i yeah i never i haven't seen the new by the way

989
01:56:40,880 --> 01:56:45,440
i haven't seen any kills halloween strikes again i've seen none of the new halloweens

990
01:56:47,920 --> 01:56:53,280
so i'm sorry no halloween kills is definitely the middle chapter it's kind of filler but i still

991
01:56:53,280 --> 01:57:03,760
love the hell out of it dude if we were going to get cancelled or anything it is about is is for

992
01:57:03,760 --> 01:57:19,280
what i am about to say oh god the matrix resurrections is above christopher robin which is at an 84.56

993
01:57:19,280 --> 01:57:31,440
it is above avengers angel of ultron ha ha which is at an 84.37 that's hilarious go on

994
01:57:31,440 --> 01:57:38,240
it is above solo correct at an 84.21

995
01:57:38,240 --> 01:57:51,040
at an 84.21 it is above free guy which is at an 84.06 so i have not seen free guy yet but uh turns

996
01:57:51,040 --> 01:57:59,360
out you guys were wrong about your free guy score should have been higher i watched the movie first

997
01:57:59,360 --> 01:58:15,360
okay and then it is also above thor ragnarok which is at 83.9 wait a minute hold on yep hold on a

998
01:58:15,360 --> 01:58:23,840
second first of all how did free guy get above thor ragnarok it was super close thor ragnarok

999
01:58:23,840 --> 01:58:33,120
okay the difference between free guy and thor ragnarok is 0.2 percent listen i have to call

1000
01:58:33,120 --> 01:58:41,760
everything into question now because thor ragnarok is at on its worst day is an a minus movie what is

1001
01:58:41,760 --> 01:58:49,040
going on here at the albrows okay it was one of our first episodes we were young yeah that well

1002
01:58:49,040 --> 01:58:55,440
this is this is this is one of the ones that we did revisit remember we did this is because this

1003
01:58:55,440 --> 01:59:00,320
because this was one of our early episodes we didn't have like the breakdown system that we had

1004
01:59:00,320 --> 01:59:07,520
and so when we were applying like doing the mass breakdown system uh we were we had a bunch of

1005
01:59:07,520 --> 01:59:17,120
people send in this was actually thor ragnarok was the the one movie that had the most sent in scores

1006
01:59:17,120 --> 01:59:25,280
oh so this is not just our score on this oh this is like collectively like a bunch of people yeah

1007
01:59:25,280 --> 01:59:31,840
i think me and vic are gonna have to join forces again to correct this mistake because this is not

1008
01:59:31,840 --> 01:59:39,600
no i want the saint no i i cannot let this stand at the risk of it getting lower than it is now

1009
01:59:39,600 --> 01:59:48,560
it is now there is i don't i do not stand for that thor ragnarok what is wrong with your listeners

1010
01:59:48,560 --> 01:59:54,880
hey brocken or whatever your name is freaking stop watching horror movies and start giving

1011
01:59:54,880 --> 02:00:03,120
correct thor ragnarok ratings uh so wait was that it was that the was that the lowest in the b

1012
02:00:03,120 --> 02:00:11,360
category yep that was that was or you want the lowest like altogether in the b category i mean

1013
02:00:11,360 --> 02:00:18,000
listen why not let's get crazy let's go all the way down to the lowest b minus all right well the

1014
02:00:18,000 --> 02:00:27,200
highest b movie is the force awakens whoo the lowest b movie is jumanji welcome to the jungle

1015
02:00:27,200 --> 02:00:38,880
oh that's correct i would say that's a solid b minus yeah um so now that we have all four

1016
02:00:41,200 --> 02:00:47,120
let's see what how the matrix yeah what did i forget now it's been so long what what did

1017
02:00:47,120 --> 02:00:54,160
the first matrix get or actually go back and go in descending go what did the three get and then

1018
02:00:54,160 --> 02:00:59,840
two and then one all right one second

1019
02:01:06,000 --> 02:01:10,400
by the way caleb you're you're like uh when you turn your camera off on your phone

1020
02:01:10,400 --> 02:01:14,240
it has got a picture of you as what can only be described as a child

1021
02:01:17,680 --> 02:01:20,800
you look like the baby caleb in this picture

1022
02:01:20,800 --> 02:01:31,760
yeah that was on my one of my wife's and i's first dates when you were 12 you look so young

1023
02:01:34,320 --> 02:01:35,280
yeah i was

1024
02:01:40,240 --> 02:01:44,560
yeah 18 yeah that checks out now that i look

1025
02:01:44,560 --> 02:01:48,560
okay all right so

1026
02:01:51,600 --> 02:02:03,680
our ranking actually this is my track so our top four or in order one to four for the matrix

1027
02:02:03,680 --> 02:02:16,160
uh sitting at number four at an 81.66 percent is the matrix reloaded yep and that is sitting at a

1028
02:02:16,160 --> 02:02:25,440
b minus next up we got the matrix resurrections which is an 84.70 sitting at a b

1029
02:02:25,440 --> 02:02:35,920
sitting at a b after that we have the matrix revolutions sitting at an 89.53 which is at a b

1030
02:02:35,920 --> 02:02:48,480
plus and then at the tip top we have the matrix which is at a 90.24 sitting at an a minus i was

1031
02:02:48,480 --> 02:02:53,280
gonna say what is the letter grade for that yeah yeah that that makes perfect sense that that it's

1032
02:02:53,280 --> 02:02:59,360
funny because i was thinking like yeah i think these graded how i would rank them now now that

1033
02:02:59,360 --> 02:03:09,360
all four have come out it would for sure be one three four two yeah dude i love how that happens

1034
02:03:09,360 --> 02:03:16,000
like it's so hard to like disagree with some of these like and say what you will about our

1035
02:03:16,000 --> 02:03:25,360
our breakdown system the but the difference between like let's see before we even get like

1036
02:03:25,360 --> 02:03:31,840
a full percentage away from the matrix resurrections like we need to be at like

1037
02:03:35,760 --> 02:03:43,360
there's eight movies before you're a full percentage away from or below the matrix

1038
02:03:43,360 --> 02:03:52,080
resurrection so the margins are like so close so if you guys want to throw like a big old bitch fit

1039
02:03:52,080 --> 02:04:03,920
about the matrix resurrections beating out thor ragnarok just know the the the margins yeah is

1040
02:04:03,920 --> 02:04:10,160
is 0.6 percent

1041
02:04:13,840 --> 02:04:15,600
like they might as well be tied

1042
02:04:19,040 --> 02:04:26,320
wow wow yeah like i think it's like it's like slightly unfair when we do like oh this beat out

1043
02:04:26,320 --> 02:04:31,360
this movie or this beat out this movie because like some people will be like well that's bullshit

1044
02:04:31,360 --> 02:04:37,200
that's bullshit and then we're like okay well we we think this movie's a b movie they're like yeah

1045
02:04:37,200 --> 02:04:43,600
that tracks well yeah no but that's what i think is good about the way that you do it is because

1046
02:04:43,600 --> 02:04:50,720
you don't just say it's a b it's a b minus it's a b plus you're like you have it down so to the such

1047
02:04:50,720 --> 02:04:56,400
such to the nth degree you're like yeah that's right if you zoom all the way in this is how close

1048
02:04:56,400 --> 02:05:04,640
they really are uh and i think that's what makes it fun because you can have the matrix resurrections

1049
02:05:05,280 --> 02:05:15,280
beat thor ragnarok impossibly impossibly that would be like if rat catcher 2 jumped dimensions

1050
02:05:15,280 --> 02:05:20,480
and beat thanos right at the last second in uh end game like

1051
02:05:20,480 --> 02:05:29,200
yeah dude it gets freaking tight like the like um with halloween kills and onward

1052
02:05:29,760 --> 02:05:35,680
the difference between those two like halloween kills is above onward by point

1053
02:05:38,080 --> 02:05:42,000
nope i'm wrong oh never mind i was looking at the wrong one

1054
02:05:42,000 --> 02:05:53,360
um yeah halloween kills is above onward by point zero one damn it is barely a hundredth

1055
02:05:54,880 --> 02:06:03,680
it's like a hundredth better than onward in our system that's why i'm glad i like i got my uh

1056
02:06:04,400 --> 02:06:10,160
my 100s out whenever we did i think it was the first episode we ever did together when we did um

1057
02:06:10,160 --> 02:06:17,120
um the heck was that cumel non-jani movie uh the love birds the love birds um

1058
02:06:18,240 --> 02:06:24,240
because i just was so stoked a to be on the show and b like i was just uh i think this was before

1059
02:06:24,240 --> 02:06:28,640
it had been announced that cumel was going to be in the eternals and i was just stoked to see him

1060
02:06:28,640 --> 02:06:37,680
in a movie so i gave that movie arguably higher marks than it deserved uh but like i think

1061
02:06:37,680 --> 02:06:42,960
i don't know i really appreciate how you guys break these down not just not just break down

1062
02:06:42,960 --> 02:06:49,920
the movies and grade them but like these final grades uh i feel like you you could do a super

1063
02:06:49,920 --> 02:06:56,480
show of like inviting you could have probably just a gang of people come on and just debate

1064
02:06:57,360 --> 02:06:59,520
where all of these movies are

1065
02:06:59,520 --> 02:07:07,120
uh i don't know probably dude that'd be super fun to do get a bunch of like movie podcasts on and

1066
02:07:07,840 --> 02:07:14,480
have them like figure out what which uh movies they disagree with yeah show them your spreadsheet

1067
02:07:14,480 --> 02:07:20,000
and just be like listen which ones you guys think are crazy and why dude because it's hilarious

1068
02:07:20,000 --> 02:07:28,800
because it's like if i tell someone oh we gave this movie this movie this movie this movie this

1069
02:07:28,800 --> 02:07:34,960
score or like if like um like if i would say we gave logan an a minus and someone was like

1070
02:07:34,960 --> 02:07:40,000
well that's bullshit like it should be an a and i'm like okay well it got this percentage and

1071
02:07:40,000 --> 02:07:48,640
they'll sit there and like i mean okay and if they did they're still like no it needs higher

1072
02:07:48,640 --> 02:07:55,200
it needs higher i can show them like the breakdown of that score and then they'll go through each

1073
02:07:55,200 --> 02:08:00,560
category and they're like that's usually where we get them like if it goes that far at all

1074
02:08:01,360 --> 02:08:04,720
wait are you looking at do you see that because you're looking at logan right now

1075
02:08:05,760 --> 02:08:11,040
yeah what did logan get i gotta know because it wasn't a minus what what stopped it from being an

1076
02:08:11,040 --> 02:08:20,640
a like what what were the the cumulative grades for that um so logan is at a 91.81

1077
02:08:20,640 --> 02:08:27,040
let me find it on here real quick

1078
02:08:33,840 --> 02:08:40,160
because was this just you two or did you have someone on for this one uh this was actually just

1079
02:08:40,160 --> 02:08:50,160
us all right the harsh the thing that we were harshest on was probably music and costumes

1080
02:08:51,920 --> 02:08:59,840
that's what brought it yeah yeah like they didn't have any but that's true didn't they though like

1081
02:08:59,840 --> 02:09:04,960
they were this was like i feel like this was like a post credits to like all the x-men movies

1082
02:09:05,600 --> 02:09:09,520
you know what i mean like they're like uh we're kind of like in retirement right now

1083
02:09:09,520 --> 02:09:15,520
and uh oops we have to do this one there's one last job and then we're out

1084
02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:20,640
didn't he though he was wearing it under his suit the whole time

1085
02:09:23,840 --> 02:09:30,480
yeah so music costumes were sitting at an eight and we had the effects at an 85

1086
02:09:31,440 --> 02:09:37,920
really yeah what do you remember do you recall offhand like why it got an 85 like was there

1087
02:09:37,920 --> 02:09:44,240
anything that stuck out uh a lot to you that you were like eh this is not a movie in so long

1088
02:09:44,240 --> 02:09:53,600
yeah same here it okay i think it was the um the fights between logan and his clone looked really

1089
02:09:53,600 --> 02:10:00,240
rough at times i don't know watch that because the the thing i think of every time i think of that

1090
02:10:00,240 --> 02:10:07,040
movie is him in the bathroom uh like when he's healing like after he's been shot or cut i can't

1091
02:10:07,040 --> 02:10:16,960
remember what it was but like all the above yeah uh and yeah i don't i feel like i i don't know i

1092
02:10:16,960 --> 02:10:22,240
you know what this is a good excuse to watch that movie again because i feel like that fight was

1093
02:10:22,240 --> 02:10:29,440
good but maybe i'm just uh remembering it better than it really was yeah like the movie overall was

1094
02:10:29,440 --> 02:10:38,320
like great like the the story was really high it was like at a 96 writing is at 93 acting was at a

1095
02:10:38,320 --> 02:10:45,920
93 we gave character development 100 and then our own personal scores were 97 like it was really high

1096
02:10:46,720 --> 02:10:52,160
i think it's just what killed it was effects music and costumes i think there is something in like

1097
02:10:52,160 --> 02:10:57,040
doing like little mini episodes if somebody is like i disagree with what you did on logan

1098
02:10:57,040 --> 02:11:04,640
and then you guys just talk about that because i i like that i like that a lot because i guarantee

1099
02:11:04,640 --> 02:11:09,280
you i could go through your list and talk about almost every one of your movies like how did this

1100
02:11:09,280 --> 02:11:17,200
happen for sure by the way this time next year someone will have found your podcast and they'll

1101
02:11:17,200 --> 02:11:27,920
be like i'm sorry what beat thor ragnarok excuse me well that's what's great about our uh our

1102
02:11:28,560 --> 02:11:36,080
spreadsheet it's on our website so anyone can go look at it and you can do it right now tinyurl.

1103
02:11:36,960 --> 02:11:42,160
what is it uh tinyurl.com forward slash the albrows

1104
02:11:42,160 --> 02:11:50,720
yeah we have on the on the front page where you can just see the the movie the overall score and

1105
02:11:50,720 --> 02:11:56,720
then the the letter grade that we gave it but if you wanted to and you're just like no that's total

1106
02:11:56,720 --> 02:12:05,600
bullshit we you can go into um one of the different spreadsheets and see the individual scores

1107
02:12:05,600 --> 02:12:11,200
and see the individual scores that's awesome because i did not know that because i have looked

1108
02:12:11,200 --> 02:12:16,960
at that the the original or the whatever the initial thing but i didn't realize that you could

1109
02:12:16,960 --> 02:12:23,520
go and look at everything individually like i disagree with this specifically caleb and rose

1110
02:12:23,520 --> 02:12:31,440
i don't like it yeah so the the pages that you can go on or the sheets you can look at there's

1111
02:12:31,440 --> 02:12:36,800
the reference for everyone which is like the main one that you can look at there's the movie grades

1112
02:12:36,800 --> 02:12:44,400
which have like the all the individual breakdowns there's the the debate page which is where me and

1113
02:12:44,400 --> 02:12:52,400
rose put in our scores when it's just us our rapid fire where when we have a guest on that's where we

1114
02:12:52,400 --> 02:12:59,280
put all three of our scores and then there's a game grades which every 50 episodes when we do a

1115
02:12:59,280 --> 02:13:05,440
video game that's where you can find those scores and then the the last page is like reference if

1116
02:13:05,440 --> 02:13:12,560
you want to see what our like it's just random shit that's amazing listen if you're listening

1117
02:13:12,560 --> 02:13:19,840
to this show and you're just now realizing how comprehensive it is go to tinyurl.com the albros

1118
02:13:19,840 --> 02:13:22,880
uh

1119
02:13:26,560 --> 02:13:32,880
well guys put in work sorry go ahead hell yeah we do i feel it's more so him but

1120
02:13:34,080 --> 02:13:40,080
listen we have the gazing gazette coming soon okay yeah are you kidding me that's gonna be great

1121
02:13:43,280 --> 02:13:48,080
now but come on we all i feel caleb is the heart of the show and i love him for all that he does

1122
02:13:48,080 --> 02:13:53,760
for the show and i really appreciate it first of all how dare you you are both the hearts of the

1123
02:13:53,760 --> 02:13:59,600
show this show has two hearts and a third uh aorta that is me and uh

1124
02:14:04,240 --> 02:14:09,840
it's like it swaps between you and vick yeah i don't know one seems to be stronger than the

1125
02:14:09,840 --> 02:14:20,880
other one now but uh and we are not restarting january 1st victor i just want to say that to

1126
02:14:20,880 --> 02:14:29,840
you right now okay i'm not i'm not having my slate wiped clean i've put in work okay tens of hours

1127
02:14:29,840 --> 02:14:40,880
okay before 2022 is over i may have cracked three digits in hours on this show so just everybody

1128
02:14:40,880 --> 02:14:50,960
just relax dude i actually have a spreadsheet that i'm making for you and vick of the episode

1129
02:14:50,960 --> 02:14:58,560
number that you you were on the yeah so the episode number and the amount of time that

1130
02:14:58,560 --> 02:15:07,360
that the episode was i love it i listen i'm i've got to imagine that i am way more long-winded than

1131
02:15:07,360 --> 02:15:15,600
vic so even if he manages to get an episode or two ahead of me uh i'm i'm gonna beat him in time

1132
02:15:15,600 --> 02:15:23,920
every time i just can't help it dude you would think but he comes on about like with marvel movies

1133
02:15:23,920 --> 02:15:31,040
so he's able to talk a lot i mean sometimes we love him for it oh yeah absolutely sometimes he

1134
02:15:31,040 --> 02:15:35,760
comes on from marvel movies i mean he just has the greatest spider-man movie in the world come out

1135
02:15:35,760 --> 02:15:42,240
and he's like i'll phone it in but you know whatever uh that's uh that's fourth co-host stuff but

1136
02:15:42,240 --> 02:15:54,640
uh what would i know about that i love you vick uh i'm gonna get some messages about this episode

1137
02:15:54,640 --> 02:16:03,920
for sure i might get some messages about this one yeah i'm the innocent one here so i get nothing

1138
02:16:04,720 --> 02:16:07,680
don't pretend like you're not the second part of the show

1139
02:16:07,680 --> 02:16:13,200
oh shit yeah he always tries to like give me more credit well no i don't i don't mean like that but

1140
02:16:13,200 --> 02:16:18,240
it's just like he you know he does all the editing he does all the promos he i feel like he just puts

1141
02:16:18,240 --> 02:16:23,840
in more than me i'm not like downgrading myself it's just i i just really appreciate all that he

1142
02:16:23,840 --> 02:16:29,760
does for the albros listen that i'm sure he appreciates you saying that but as someone who

1143
02:16:29,760 --> 02:16:33,200
also has a co-host i can tell you this there is something to be said for the

1144
02:16:33,200 --> 02:16:40,160
co-host i can tell you this there is something to be said for someone who can come in and just

1145
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uh talk to you and just uh not just sit there and be weird and silent and just like i don't know

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or just a one word answer person like hey what'd you think of this movie who's good like okay cool

1147
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thanks you want to elaborate like those co-hosts are out there so don't don't don't take away from

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what it really means to like be able to interact in a good way with the person you are doing the

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show with because that is what that's one of the things that's great about me and beth like doing

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the untrained eye like i don't know uh it would be super weird if we were married for this long

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but couldn't do that show like so i don't know like it just i think it speaks to you know

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friendships relationships being able to do shows like this so don't listen what you what you don't

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do in editing you do in showing up which means more than you know that is absolutely true

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i'm crying over here now hug both of you no

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they're in the same room people just you know they said it last week but they are in the same room

1156
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right now so they could hug they are choosing not to but i'm not judging

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well dj would you like to tell everyone where they can find you and all the wonderful things that you

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do yes well you can find me on the internet at untrained ipod u i e p o d on all the social

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mediums if you want to hear the show that i do with my wife beth it is called the untrained eye

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it's wherever you're listening to a podcast even right now are you hearing it in somebody's car

1161
02:18:24,800 --> 02:18:33,440
next to you at a stoplight well ask them uh what podcast are you listening to yep send them to

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02:18:33,440 --> 02:18:41,680
send you a qr code or something and uh maybe maybe you too will become an untrained eye person we

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don't have a name for our listeners but one day one day maybe the eyes the eyes hey maybe one day

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you will be one of the eyes you'll be one of the untrained eyes the uh that's it i always feel like

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i don't do a good job but of uh like explaining where we're at but that's it untrained eye if you

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can't find us you don't listen to podcasts so oh yeah we'll put links to everything that dj does

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in our episode description um and if you like this episode want to check out more of our stuff be

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sure to follow and subscribe to us wherever you listen to podcasts we are practically everywhere

1169
02:19:29,760 --> 02:19:36,160
uh you can also catch all of our episodes on youtube um be sure to follow us on social media

1170
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we are on facebook twitter instagram uh tiktok have you posted anything on tiktok

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yeah totally oh geez let me go ahead and check that all god damn it dj

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yeah all of those at the albrows uh you can also email us at the albrows channel at gmail.com

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or email us at or i just gave you the email or check out our website tinyurl.com forward slash

1174
02:20:08,320 --> 02:20:12,720
the albrows where you can check out everything that we do you can listen to the podcast from

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there learn a little bit more about us uh links to our merch you can design your own merch if you want

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to on that website you can check out our our breakdown scores and individual grades and argue

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with us like we'd love to freaking hear it wait is there a monster house update

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freaking hate that website man wait did they did they take it away no oh i was like wait no

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no i think we've we've had a couple more

1180
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more dude i want to know what the hell's like no joke if you look up monster house on that website

1181
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i'm pretty sure we're the only monster house related merch you know why people keep buying it

1182
02:21:04,560 --> 02:21:09,280
is because to at least to me it is one of the most underrated uh animated films of all time

1183
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and it deserves to have much more love of all time huh maybe i need to re-watch that movie

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yeah that's just my opinion i love that movie to death dude but what throws me off is our freaking

1185
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logos on it oh yeah that's true it is

1186
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like are they just not realizing that or like i want to know i want someone to freaking contact

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us that's bought one of those damn shirts

1188
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anyway i'm googling it right now to see if there's like some kind of like

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underground like monster house fan fiction stuff going on or something because

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yeah we sold like two more kids shirts since the last time we talked that's hilarious

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yeah it's infuriating because i work hard on all of the episode art and that's the one that's the

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one that's the one that i was the laziest on listen we maybe next year or something for like

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charity you can make you'll have the new shirt it'll it will be the uh the all bros crash and

1194
02:22:20,720 --> 02:22:25,360
taz like you'll you can do like the fight shirt where we're like uh at odds with each other

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and you can sell that shirt and like give all the proceeds to charity or something

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dude that would be awesome that's an awesome idea i love that hell yeah

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yeah you got people buy you can have hats some hats will say vick some hats will say dj they can

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who do you got

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oh that'd be awesome

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um all right well

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look forward to next week where we will be breaking down sing to

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sequel i'm probably a little too excited for maybe is that the animated one with the animals

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okay dude i who is in that one who is the who are the main protagonists in that movie

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like who plays not the character of the uh who does the voices yeah so it's there's matthew

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mcconaughey reese witherspoon taryn edgerton uh that's the kid oh my gosh i for tori kelly i think

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she plays the elephant yep i'm looking right now yeah tori kelly reese witherspoon taryn edgerton

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i guess uh yeah as uh gunter matthew mcconaughey garth jennings you know who that is oh chelsea

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paredi is in this scarlett yohansson isn't it that's the one i was missing nick offerman eric

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andre halsey come on something bono isn't feral wes anderson get out of my face

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i might have to watch this movie i'm excited wait what is it out on where can the people see this

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in theaters yeah it's theater oh really oh so it just came out yeah it came out uh i think the same

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yeah the same day as the matrix did huh well there you have it rated pg take your kids go to the

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movie get some covid watch a movie it's gonna be great get some omnicron you know have some good

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old family get a good old family gathering it's gonna be a good time

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all right well you guys can look forward to that next week and until then this has been the all

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bros podcast i'm caleb and i'm jonathan and we will catch you guys next week deus is so long

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long my precious i love it