What up bros and welcome to the All Bros Podcast.
I'm Jonathan and I'm Caleb and I almost forgot that line even though I've said it over 200
times.
What your name?
No just the what up bros.
I try to like do it sit up.
That's no funny thing about that I was gonna go like bros up is what but then I'm like
no I'm not gonna do that and then I'm like wait shit what is it again?
Oh yeah it's what up bros.
I had a freaking brain fart.
Yeah that's the worst.
And it shouldn't be a brain fart for that shit for how many freaking times we've said
that.
But anyway welcome to the All Bros Podcast.
We are a couple of aspiring filmmakers that love to watch and critique movies but also
enjoy a lot of bit of the nerd life.
This week on the podcast we got one huge release in 4k spotlight and I may or may not have
pre-ordered this movie twice.
Just saying.
No chance.
Yeah yeah see Caleb gets it.
We don't have anything for through the wall unfortunately.
And then so after 4k spotlight we'll be moving on to our All Bros headliner of the evening
which will be our breakdown of Scream which should have been called Scream 5 but whatever
they went with they're going off the Halloween trend.
Yeah is this how it's going to be now?
Dude who knows.
I feel like we should we need to specify and this is like Scream 2022.
Yeah do you know what's funny so I don't know if you saw and I guess we could have talked
about this but I don't really know the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise that well.
I don't know it that well either.
So I heard in the trailer the new trailer for the movie coming to Netflix it's like
the girl I don't know what girl it is but she's just I think she talks about how oh
he's coming back after like 40 years and you know I've been preparing and everyone's just
like yeah I'm getting like major Laurie Strode vibes from this from Halloween 2018 it seems
like they kind of just copy and pasted.
Ah that's disappointing.
Like even there's a clip that shows like newspaper clippings of what happened for that massacre
and I think like in the middle.
Wait in her space?
What I think so yeah I think it's in her space.
And then suddenly she's this killer.
But then I think in the middle is plaster like a drawing of Leatherface and everyone
was just like that is straight up out of Halloween H2O.
I'm like yeah you're not wrong.
So they took it they took oh my god what's the word.
Oh my god what the hell is the word?
Not influence I guess.
I think the word you're looking for is plagiarized.
Yeah there we go that's a better word.
They plagiarized two Halloween films not one but two.
And two different timelines at that.
Good hell.
I might watch that.
Is it a show or is it a movie?
I think it's a movie.
Okay if it's a movie I think I'm gonna watch that just to see how much shit they rip off.
How many Laurie Strode comparisons or parallels you can you can point out.
Because I'll follow you now I actually like a lot of people like hate how they dealt with
Laurie Strode in this new timeline.
They're just like oh come on it happened 40 years ago she should be over.
I'm just like people this shit will f you up for life for like what she went through.
Like I'm sorry like I know she you know like I know some people are just like oh yeah you
know she only Michael Myers only killed five people that night.
Why is she being affected by this so bad?
It's not like it was a you know like 20 people were killed.
I'm just like a lot of people were still killed.
That can really f someone up for I don't know how long.
It affects people in different ways and unfortunately for Laurie it literally f'd her up so bad.
It basically drove her to be like yeah if this ever ever gets out even 40 years later
I'm prepared.
Yeah so that comes out February 18th.
Should we do that?
Dude I'm down but we gotta read up on the other lore because I've never seen.
The first one's on Amazon.
Oh hell yeah okay.
So we definitely need to watch the first one.
Hopefully it's like Halloween 2018 where literally you only needed to watch the original and
then the newest one.
Yeah holy shit.
Do there are so many freaking.
Oh yeah there are.
There are many Texas Chainsaw Massacre films.
Yeah there's the first there are the original one.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre the Next Generation.
Texas Chainsaw Leatherface.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre the Beginning from 2006.
And then I'm assuming the official Texas Chainsaw Massacre from 86 or second one.
There are so many.
I need to figure out what.
Okay yeah we definitely need to figure out what we need to watch.
And then we'll talk about the new one.
Dude hell yeah I'm down.
I've always wanted to watch the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre so.
Not saying I needed an excuse but now I got one.
Hell yeah.
I mean hell we've been trying to figure out what the hell to release like or at least
for February because we only have this one and Ron goes wrong for next week.
Yeah it's kind of a dry month.
A little bit so I think that definitely gives us something to do for the 28th.
Dude sorry I don't keep going off topic but have you seen the reviews for Jackass Forever?
No.
Dude they're so positive.
Well of course it's a Jackass movie.
That's true but no like dude I forget who said it but someone's just like it's the same you
know dick jokes and you know sad stunts.
Well not sad stunts but like crazy stunts and that's why it's so effing great.
It's like the world needed this right now.
But freaking IGN gave it a 9 and they're just like Jackass Forever hopefully is the last
one for these guys sakes and if it is it ends it perfectly on a bitter note.
Not a bitter note a sweet note.
Dude I'm so excited to go see it.
Dude I don't want to the way that they're talking about this movie I better not freaking
cry in a Jackass film.
That would be super sad.
Hey I got close to Jackass 3 so shut up.
Are you shitting me?
Dude when okay at the okay in my defense in the end credits when they're showcasing like
when they first started in Jackass and they're like showing like old photos of themselves
and they're playing memories by Weezer.
Yeah it's a very sweet moment where you're just like god damn I've been watching you
guys for a long time and about to get a little teary eyed.
Good hell shut up I'm an emotional person okay so kiss my ass.
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Alright so with 4k spotlight this week coming to 4k which I feel this is like god damn that
was very fast is Encanto.
It does feel like that but I think they gave it the 45 days.
Well I mean it came out I guess it's not I mean it came out November 24th in theaters.
Yeah so okay so four months about that.
That's the new no it used to be five months I remember but now yeah it's it's it's the
only like hell sometimes it's even only three months.
November 24th you said.
Yeah I'm pretty I'm pretty sure it came out on Thanksgiving Day.
That's 70 days.
Oh okay that's wow okay never mind.
Okay so not even three months.
Yeah wow so I mean I'm not upset by that I actually I'm not either I feel like I prefer
that.
That's fair well because dudes for how fast like movies movies like leave theaters now
it's it's insane like like I told you like you know before covid movies would stay in
theaters for usually about three like three months sometimes four depending on how well
it was doing and I'll fully admit you know like there are movies that are sticking around
in movie theaters for quite a while and I feel Spider-Man No Way Home is going to be
one of those.
Oh yeah for sure they're going to cash in on that for as long as they can.
Yeah but but I feel like since Sony doesn't have a streaming service that that yeah that
is true.
But yeah since you know Disney has Disney Plus they're shortening the windows so much
if they decide to release something in theaters now.
It was only out for a month before because it went to Disney Plus on Christmas Eve and
you didn't even need to pay extra for it you just had to have a Disney Plus subscription.
Yeah I'm honestly not upset by that because it's like it's so hard as a as a parent of
a young child to even go out and see movies and that's just like if you want to go see
one yourself like going to take them to a theater I can't even imagine how difficult
that must be.
And so being able to have that option to do it all at home and all you have to do is wait
an extra month like that that's worth it to me.
No that's fair.
I mean I can't really say anything because I didn't try to go see Encanto in a in theaters
which I should have.
Shit man no one did.
I mean yeah unfortunately yeah I think it grows like too.
I forget how much it grows but thankfully it's finding its voice on Disney Plus.
It's been a huge success on Disney Plus thank God.
Shit and Tik Tok.
Yep and Tik Tok and you know people buying the soundtrack like it's like crazy.
Freaking they uh.
Holy shit.
Dude I don't want to know how many people have brought bought uh we don't talk about
Bruno from iTunes.
Like the number would probably blow our minds.
Yeah yeah you know what it probably would.
But yeah like it's just the older my child gets the more willing I would be to take them
to a movie like a brand new Disney movie.
But I probably wouldn't reach that age until like maybe seven or eight.
No it's fair.
Like or at least until they could show that they could sit still for a couple hours.
Yeah dude I want to thank you for being a parent that doesn't bring their like super
young child that might start crying.
I'm not saying Iris would I don't think she would.
But you know we all know that you know crying children during a movie is definitely not
a fun experience and it takes you out of it.
Dude no shit.
Dude I was ready.
Did I tell you about the lady who brought or the couple who brought their like couple
week old child to Spider-Man in IMAX.
Yeah you did.
Yeah that's bullshit.
Yeah and they almost sat in front of me and I was going to lose my mind.
It's like mmm that'll do it.
That'll do it.
Yeah but luckily they freaking moved to like the front row.
Oh thank god.
Oh shit.
Yeah so it's just it'd be a while before I felt comfortable doing that.
And even though it's completely understandable.
Like I would take a seven year old alone but like assuming that I have another one like
I'm not going to take two children under the age of seven to a movie.
That's understandable I get that.
Like I will wait until I am sure that they can sit still for a couple hours to watch
a movie.
Yeah at least an hour and a half that's all I ask.
Yeah like it will get to the point where I will test them.
Like there will be a test that they will not know that they are taking.
Like I will sit down I will turn on a movie and if they talk move or do whatever like
other than going to the bathroom.
Okay yeah then like nope.
And you failed.
Yeah.
Oh well love it.
Yeah if it gets to the point where they're like nine or ten I'll be like okay listen
this is the test and you have failed it every single time.
Since you were like five.
Come on guys.
Come on kids step it up.
Yeah like right now when she like until she's five I will not consider it because I do know
that there are five year olds that can sit through a movie so I will do my assessment
when she is five and I will continue to do it until she passes.
I like it.
I love the system.
And it has to be like serious movies too.
Like it can't be just like kiddie movies.
Like how serious we talk in here.
Not like I'm not talking like Schindler's List or anything.
Okay.
I'm talking like an Avengers level movie.
Okay.
Like I will not take a young child to an Avengers level movie until they can sit quietly for
a couple hours.
Fair enough.
And then same thing with like one of these Disney movies like Encanto like any other
future movie like they will have to prove themselves before we go to a movie theater
together.
All right.
Yeah.
You know.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
And I'm on the on the team that I prefer to watch these movies at home or have the access
to them at home.
And it shows that it works because this movie went from like no one talking about it to
everyone talking about it.
Oh yeah.
That's true.
I'll look I'll fully admit I'm sure my opinion will change when I'm you know I'm not single
as fuck.
But as for now explicit marker that we need.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Are you apologizing?
I can do that.
I like I put the explicit on all of our episodes.
Okay good.
Or at least I tried to.
Like I don't know if that shows up.
But I'll fully admit it is nice being able to enjoy these movies at home and not having
to worry about because you know what honestly I'll fully admit the past couple movies they
kind of have been bad theater experiences.
Just the people that sit next to me.
Yeah it doesn't happen in VR does it.
I mean when I have to sit next to this asshole.
Yeah.
I'm just kidding.
You love it and you know it.
I do very much.
It's yeah.
We just need to get Vic and DJ in on it.
Dude that would be the coolest bro's movie night ever.
Yeah are you kidding me.
All four of us together.
That would be incredible.
Three different time zones.
Yeah.
Might be the shit.
Yeah that wouldn't be too hard to work around right.
I mean we've done it before with the podcast.
That is very true.
Guys go get a headset.
Yeah.
Wink wink.
But anyway so Encanto is I feel my accent is so bad.
Like I feel like I'm not doing it justice if I just say Encanto.
I feel like I have to say Encanto.
I mean your accent's fine.
That one's not a hard word to say.
OK cool.
OK.
Phew.
So Encanto is getting a regular Blu-ray and 4K release.
No shocker there but it is getting I think three exclusives.
I don't think there's a fourth one.
Oh damn.
Yeah.
Oh wait there is.
OK so first up.
Actually there is four.
I'm sorry.
That's kind of a plain cover.
Well OK so the first one is a Disney movie movie club exclusive.
So if you guys are part of the Disney movie club you guys can get an exclusive Blu-ray
cover.
That's literally the only thing that's special about this because the 4K and Blu-ray are
the exact same cover art as each other and it's literally just the main poster.
But this new one actually has them in the house or in the casita.
So I mean that's cool but I'm not part of the Disney movie club so I will not be getting
that and I'm not going to pay up the ass to like get it for eBay prices because it's just
a freaking different slip cover even though if it was like exclusive to another store
I probably would buy it but since it's Disney movie club probably not going to do it unless
like it like someone actually had it for like 20 bucks actually on eBay which I doubt that's
going to happen.
People are probably going to be charging 40 50 bucks for it.
And to you I say screw you.
That's all I'm going to say.
So the other three exclusives with Walmart and this is like honestly I feel this is more
I don't know if this is more boring than a different cover but I don't know I just feel
this is boring.
So it's just the regular 4K cover but you get a an exclusive pin that is of the casita.
I mean I feel like there's been worse.
No that's fair.
I mean I think this is a trend that Walmart is starting because next week's release which
I don't want to spoil it also does the same thing with their Walmart exclusive.
With a pin?
Yeah.
Dumb.
So excited to see what Caleb thinks with that one for next week.
Dude they have like people who do covers have such an opportunity to just go freaking hog
wild.
That's true.
That's very true.
Like does it does it have a steelbook?
Yes it does.
Is the steelbook cover cool?
Oh yeah I love the steelbook.
Alright talk about that because I have an idea for what I would have done for the steelbook.
Okay so the steelbook which I'm pretty sure preorders have already sold out shocker.
You know what I think I've already said this in like the Halloween when we talked about
like Halloween kills or like the week after.
I see like people in the comments for these releases being like oh my god it was not even
available release day.
I can't believe that it sold out that fast.
Best Buy you need to take control of like your quantity.
I'm like okay first of all Best Buy can't Best Buy is not what's the word in charge
of the quantity they get sent.
They are only in charge of distributing that exclusive.
The company is the one that distributes the how many they're given.
And two usually most of these steelbooks are up for preorder shortly after they are released
in theaters.
So you literally have months to preorder it.
So I don't know I get annoyed when people bitch about oh it wasn't available on release
day and it pisses me off.
And I'm just like if you're a collector you should know that with steelbooks and considering
it says limited edition collectible steelbook you should know that that's something that
you should preorder.
But that's just my two cents.
No it's true.
Like if something says exclusive you don't get a bitch about it not being there.
Yeah because I've had like what was it a couple months ago with the Who Framed Roger Rabbit
steelbook I didn't preorder it.
Stupid decision because it's sold out and it's never come back into stock.
Yeah sucks to suck.
But so with the Encanto steelbook it doesn't show what is on the back unfortunately but
I have a feeling it's probably gonna I feel it's gonna be either someone's door or the
door that's like at the end where it has all of them on it.
I would love that.
So what's the front?
The front is just like kind of like a wide shot of the house.
I don't know I like it.
And then the inside when you open it up is just a family shot of all of them in the casita.
See I would have done that backwards.
I would have personally put the picture of all of them together on the cover.
But in like a really wide just like a shot of the house kind of like what I'm assuming
the pin looks like on the back and then done away.
And then on the inside done like the entire house with like the people actually like in
front of it.
Okay.
I mean that's kind of that's literally how the regular 4k cover is is it's the house
in the background and then they're all in the front.
Yeah I would have done that on the inside.
Just because like it is basic but you don't I don't feel like you need anything super
fancy in inside.
That's fair.
Like all my designs would be very like front focused.
Well I feel that's how it should be because you know that's that's the thing you see when
you buy this product.
You can't see the back because all the information is covering it up.
Yeah oh I know what I would have done.
Okay on the on the inside I would have done like a wide shot of the house and then instead
of like what I said on the back I would put one of the glowing butterflies.
Oh yeah I like that.
Just to keep the color scheme the same on the steelbook.
Yeah Disney listen to Caleb.
Do it.
Alright and then the final exclusive which I also pre-ordered this one as well so I pre-ordered
the steelbook and this target exclusive that includes limited edition lithographs which
I can't it doesn't really doesn't show exactly what they are at least from what I see but
it says featuring Colombian artists collaborations.
Yeah inspired by Encanto.
That's sick.
Yeah right.
But I mean the cover art is different too because it's so it's so it's Maribel I can't
even say her name in like an accent.
Maribel I'm just gonna go with it.
It's her in front like smack dab in the front the house behind her and then all of the family
is spread out throughout the house so you see like Abuela in one window Felix and Pepe
in another.
Luisa in one Dolores in one.
Oh my god Camilo in another.
How am I forgetting these names?
Isabella in the next one Antonio has his own one and then all the way at the bottom is
Julieta and god damn it what's Maribel's father's name?
Augustine.
Augustine thank you.
So they are in the last window.
So I like it it's different.
That sounds super cool.
Yeah so yeah I will officially have two copies of Encanto.
Am I ashamed?
No because I freaking love this movie.
It was a great movie.
If you guys haven't listened to our breakdown of that go check it out.
Yes because it's a great breakdown.
Yes it is.
But yeah so that's it for 4k spotlight definitely pick up Encanto when it comes out on 4k and
blu-ray tomorrow.
Hell yeah.
Yeah so Caleb what do you say we move on to our headliner of the evening?
I say let's do it.
Alright so with this week's All Bros headliner we will be breaking down Scream 2022.
Caleb would you like to let everyone know how we break down movies on this podcast?
I would love to.
If you are new to our breakdown system we have split movies into eight different categories
that we individually score to come to a final All Bros letter grade.
The eight categories that we score are story, writing, acting, character development, effects,
music, costumes, and then we give it our own personal grade at the very end.
With this being a horror movie though we will be swapping out character development for
logic whether or not that this horror movie actually like follows the rules that it sets
in place.
So with that if you have not seen Scream 2022 it is about to get all types of spoiled for
you.
Turn away now.
So with that further ado reading with Rose everyone.
Alright let's see how I do with this one.
Alright 25 years after Billy Loomis and Stu...
How do I not know how to say his last name?
Matcher?
How would...
M-A-C-H-E-R.
Yeah or yeah Matcher.
Matcher okay.
When Stu and Matcher terrorize the town of Woodsboro a high school student named Tara
Carpenter is home alone when she is attacked by Ghostface and left hospitalized.
Out of town Tara's estranged older sister Sam Carpenter is informed by Wes Hicks one
of Tara's friends about her sister's attack.
Sam returns to Woodsboro with her boyfriend Richie to visit Tara at the hospital where
Sam is reunited with Tara's friend group.
Wes, Amber Freeman, twins Chad and Mindy, Meeks Martin and Liv Mackenzie.
Liv's summer fling, Vince Schneider who is later revealed to be Stu Matcher's nephew
is next to be killed by Ghostface.
After Sam's arrival at the hospital she is attacked by Ghostface and tells her sister
Tara that she has been dealing with hallucinations of Billy Loomis.
Sam then tells Tara that Billy is her biological father after discovering the truth years prior
which resulted in their parents separation and why Sam became estranged from her.
The next day Sam and Richie pay Dewey Riley a visit who has been depressed since his divorce
from Gail Weathers.
The pair ask for his help in stopping the killer and he later contacts Sydney Prescott
and Gail warning them about the return of Ghostface.
Dewey then joining the teens at Mindy and Chad's home.
Dewey then joins the teens at Mindy and Chad's home and is reunited with
and is
reunited with the twins mother Martha, the sister of the late Randy Meeks.
With the three attacks being on people related in some capacity to the original killers,
Sam is accused of being the killer.
Ghostface then murders Wes and his mother Sheriff Judy Hicks at their house.
There Dewey reunites with Gail who has arrived in town to cover the story.
At the hospital Tara and Richie are attacked by Ghostface but are saved by Dewey and Sam.
Dewey is next to be killed when he attempts to finish off Ghostface.
Sydney arrives in town after finding out about Dewey's death and meets up with both Gail
and Sam at the hospital.
Sydney asks Sam to help take down the killer but Sam declines, choosing to leave town with
both Richie and Tara instead.
Sam, Richie, and Tara are about to leave Woodsboro but are forced to stop at Amber's house to
retrieve an extra inhaler for Tara.
Sydney and Gail follow them to Amber's house after leaving a tracking device on their car
which is then revealed to be Stu's old house where the original events took place.
There twins Chad and Mindy are both attacked and stabbed by Ghostface but they survive
their attacks.
As Sam tends to an injured Mindy, Amber pulls out a gun and shoots Liv in the head revealing
herself as one of the killers.
When Gail and Sydney arrive Amber fakes being injured, a stunt that neither of them believe,
leading to Amber shooting an injured Gail.
Richie then stabs Sam and reveals himself to be the last killer.
Sydney and Amber both take Sam, Sydney, and Gail into the kitchen where their motives
for the killings are revealed, that they are in fact super fans of the Stab film series
which had adapted the previous Ghostface killing sprees as films before switching to original
stories after running out of massacres to adapt, who met on dreadit.
Disappointed in the trajectory taken with the most recent film, Rian Johnson's Stab
8, adapting Charlie Walker's and Jill's Robert's massacre with fictionalized elements, they
decided to embark on a new killing spree bringing back the original cast to provide new and
improved source material for a future Requel Stab film.
Richie seduced Sam on Amber's behalf in precedence of their killing spree in order to frame her
for the killings after the fact due to Billy being her father so they could remain free
to commit further killing sprees.
Breaking free, Gail then shoots Amber who lands on the stove and is lit aflame.
Sam is injured but a hallucination of Billy points her to Amber's knife on the floor thus
saving her life and she uses it to stab Richie multiple times before shooting him.
A badly burned Amber attempts to attack the group again but is shot dead by
Tara.
Tara and the Meeks twins are taken to the hospital and Sam thanks Sydney and Gail for
their help before deciding to stop taking her anti-psychotic medication.
Gail refuses to write about the new murders because she doesn't want to give the killers
notoriety and prefers to let them die anonymity.
Did I say that right?
Anonymity?
God, what the hell is English language to me?
You know what, I'm skipping over the word.
Caleb said it right and you guys heard it.
She plans to write a touching tribute to Dewey instead.
Reading with Rose everybody.
No, yeah, that was appropriate.
Alright this was really good.
Yeah.
Like, I had my doubts if they could pull off a Scream 5 ever since they announced it, especially
without making it with Wes Craven being involved.
Rest in peace.
I was very scared to see if they could pull it off but oh my god they did it incredibly
in spades.
Tri-fold.
So, so good.
This was really, really well executed.
I was, I always love how they're very self-aware about what they're doing with just, just with
the movie in general.
Like how the first one just talked about how horror movies go and like the classic horror
movie trope and then the second one started talking about how sequels work and then how
you conclude a trilogy and the third and then they're like oh and then we bring it back
in number four.
And then this one just calling it a re-quel.
Yeah I love that.
Like what Caleb said Scream 4 focused on remakes.
This one focuses on what kind of basically I guess kind of reboots in a way.
Kind of like what with Halloween 2018 did.
You kind of, you go back to the basics, you bring back original players and you go from
there.
Yeah and it's hard to argue because it's like it does, it does work.
Oh yeah.
Very nicely.
Yeah and this movie just proved that.
Like they brought in like all of the key players from the original.
I mean they brought back Sydney, Gail, and Dewey and surprisingly they even brought back
Billy.
Oh that was the original actor?
That was the original actor.
Holy shit I didn't know that.
Yup like I just checked.
Dude that's awesome.
Yeah Skeet Ulrich and I just checked his IMDB and he is most known for playing Billy in
Scream.
That is so cool they brought him back for this.
And de-aged him because he looks older than he did in this movie.
Okay yeah.
But holy shit did they pull that off so well?
They did.
Which we will get into with effects.
Yes.
But yeah like I loved, I loved some of the new cast in this.
I really liked Tara and I really liked Sam.
Wes was alright.
Mindy and Chad were a bit much.
Liv was way too much.
And then Amber was very excessive.
And then I really liked Richie too.
Like I felt he was really good and then he just kind of got crazy near the end.
Richie was the boyfriend right?
Yes.
I feel that's kind of like a, I don't know.
It had to.
Yeah that kind of just what happens at the end of the Scream movies when it's showcased
to the killers.
Yeah because dude like Scream 4, Emma Roberts, she goes like freaking psycho when they freaking
feel that she's the killer and I swear she has one of the best lines in the whole Scream
franchise when she goes to the hospital where Sydney is and she's just like well you just
won't die will you?
What are you, who are you?
Fucking Michael Myers.
Dude, oh my gosh.
I have noticed that.
They just go freaking hog wild once they're exposed.
But you know fair enough, once you don't have to hide anymore it's just like, might as well
be insane.
Everyone's going to think I am when they find out I'm the killer.
I love how they kept all the character building that they've done with the original cast.
Like Dewey for example, in this one he felt like he was very competent.
Whereas in the first, I'd say two, he was very, played for laughs.
Like honestly it's amazing, oh sorry go ahead.
No I was just saying, which I appreciated, he had some wisdom about him in this.
Yes I absolutely agree.
I love seeing the comparison of this Dewey compared to how he was in Scream 4 where he
was the sheriff, him and Gale were, I'm pretty sure they were married still in Scream 4.
Yes.
Yeah.
So like honestly I feel in Scream 4 he was on cloud nine.
Very happy at his dream job, dream wife, he was happy.
Because with Scream 5, Scream 2022, whatever you want to call it, he is divorced from Gale,
he was asked to step down as the sheriff of Woodsboro and it's honestly really cool to
see how badly that affects him.
Yeah it just, it kind of had the same feeling like, oh shit what's his name from Stranger
Things?
Hawkins?
What was it Hawkins?
Yeah.
David Harbour's character?
Yeah.
Yeah yeah Hawkins.
Yeah kind of like that feeling, like it just kind of has that deadbeat life going on and
then finally finds like a rejuvenated purpose with the ghost face killing or with ghost
face coming back.
Like I love that.
And then Sydney and Gale like just showing that they were not putting up with anyone's
shit.
Yeah.
Like Sydney's just saying like killer or not you better reveal yourself and then she just
like walks up to a door and just shoots.
Yeah.
Dude I love how like when she's talking to the killer she's just like alright I'm getting
bored I'm hanging up.
Yeah dude like my two favourite scenes was like right after Amber was revealed and then
she comes out screaming he's in there, he's in there and then Gale and Sydney just like
look at each other like we're not falling for this are we?
And they're like nope and she's just like shit and like shoots and runs back in.
And then what made me feel like Richie because I had, it tricked me because I was very suspicious
of Richie for a majority of the movie I'm just like okay.
I didn't think like Reddit or anything like that but I was just thinking okay there's
probably like some message board that they could have met on or kind of like set this
up blah blah blah blah blah like whatever.
But when he was in the bathroom and Sydney freaking shot and then he's just like she's
just like I told you like why didn't you listen bitch?
And he's just like you had a gun.
I'm like you know what he's not wrong.
Yeah.
Like I wouldn't come out either.
I'm like I probably would have hid better.
Honestly I don't know why there's one line from Sydney and I might actually save that
for writing.
Yeah I'll save that for writing.
Okay oh but the way that they shared the story and it felt like they kind of went back to
the original because with, okay with the first one when Drew Barrymore's character is killed
is she part of the stab movie?
Or she's like the first?
Yeah she's the actual first like real killing.
The stab movies don't come in until scream 2.
Okay just wanted to make sure.
But it kind of like what I was about to say that it felt like they were going back to
their roots there.
Because I was straight up expecting like when the scream title came on like right after
Tara got like stabbed I was straight up just expecting to see stab whatever number they
were on.
Dude same.
I was just like alright like here's another stab movie and then they're like scream and
I'm like oh okay.
Alright I'm bringing it back to the original.
I like it.
Hell yeah and then like I love that.
I love that she didn't like die either even though I feel like she probably should have.
I compare her wounds to how remember officer Hawkins in Halloween how he gets run over
he first gets stabbed and then the doctor runs him over.
Yep.
Yeah.
So originally as far as I know he was supposed to be dead.
Like that was the end of Hawkins but everyone was just like oh no he can't be dead.
He's a fan favorite you know we all love him.
So they decided to bring him back.
Yeah I'm sorry I call bullshit.
After getting stabbed in the neck and run over he would have been dead.
Dude the shit like I want to know like realistically if people can survive those wounds because
I know people like it's more likely to survive a stabbing like no matter how much you don't
want to.
Yeah.
Like I know it's possible.
Like I know full well that it's possible to survive a stabbing.
Getting stabbed that much though.
Yeah Ghostface is freaking going to town.
Yeah no shit.
When they're just like like OK when Sam was on the phone with what's his face Wes and
she he's like you need to get over here and I was like oh shit like Tara's dead.
Yeah I thought the same thing.
Oh no she's alive and I'm like what and they're like oh she's awake and I'm like bullshit.
Yeah I'm like she's got to be in a coma.
Like come on.
Yeah like shit what did Richie call her a freaking pin cushion.
Yeah I think so.
Rightfully so.
Yeah I was like shit man.
That was insane.
But oh my gosh.
That was wild.
The whole thing was wild.
Yeah it was such a fun roller coaster.
That's how I best describe this movie.
Just it was a wonderful nod to the original film and all of the films before it.
It really honors the franchise so yeah I love the story so much.
Yeah one of my favorite things that they are another one of my favorite things that they
did when they went to kill Wes and the way that he got out of the shower and was just
like kept opening doors and then like they had it positioned like they were going to
do like oh he shuts the door and then goes face is standing like right there.
They did that what like how like five times.
Yeah dude it was so many.
It started getting funny and then like when he went to the door like the front door I
was expecting him to open it and see his mom but like no he just like shut the door and
closed it and the turns around and goes face is there.
I'm like freaking like because they managed to get me off my guard by doing it that many
times.
Dude that honestly that is probably like kind of the grossest kill in my opinion.
Maybe.
Dude the fact yeah it literally when Ghostface stabs him in the neck you actually see it
go through his neck on the side.
I'm like no I don't want to see that.
Yeah I'm fine if it goes all the way in but don't be coming out the side.
Oh my dude you know what I almost lost my mind over.
What?
I was seriously expecting it to like slowly like him to like slowly pull it out.
So it like goes in his neck but kind of cockeyed so it's like halfway through and then he it's
just like he was pushing it right.
Yeah I think so.
So he was pushing it like deeper in and it was that was that was hard to watch.
That was so hard to watch.
Do you have a favorite death in this movie?
That is honestly a really tough one.
I find it so funny that we talk about this kind of stuff with horror movies.
It's like oh dude did you have like a favorite way that someone died?
What's your favorite kill?
That's hard.
I had my favorite like attempted.
My favorite attempted was Mindy when she was like watching the first stab movie and she's
just like just turn around just turn around and like and then Ghostface is literally behind
her and then she like like gosh these people just don't turn around and then she like pauses
and looks.
Oh yeah.
She's like oh shit.
Dude I laughed my ass off.
I'm like that.
Oh my gosh like like just the way that she was freaking it was kind of like this this
this situation with freaking Wes like he's gonna close the door and yeah he's gonna close
the door and then Ghostface is gonna be like right there.
Oh not that time this time.
Nope not that time this time and then so like I'm like shit she's gonna get stabbed and
not turn around.
Yeah anyone want to know why my couch is pushed up against the back wall?
Yeah dude yeah dude I've never understood people that put their couches in like the
middle of their living rooms.
No it's got to be pushed up all the way against a wall because of these exact yeah if you've
watched horror movies especially as many as me and Caleb have yeah you learn you pick
up on some things of how not to decorate your house.
Yeah no joke we're not fans of the open floor concept we're fans of our lives.
Yep exactly.
Guess what no one's hiding behind us.
I've always hated that like anytime my mom's like reorganized like a room and had like
like that kind of situation where the couch is in the middle like there's never been one
time where someone hasn't come behind me and tried to scare me.
Oh yeah dude I remember when your mom like said it yeah they she set up the couches to
where it kind of looked like a movie theater yeah freaking Bronson would always jump up
from behind one scare the shit out of you.
Yeah or maybe it maybe not scare the shit out of you more so attempt to.
Yeah like but still like that the thought was there.
Yeah.
So yeah like ever since then I've always been a fan of putting my my couch up against the
wall.
Smart man smart man.
But yeah so that was my favorite attempt did and it was just because she was like losing
her mind like turn around turn around.
And then like then like turning around I think the the weakest probably had to be her brother
Chad.
That's fair.
Like his was just like as basic as basic and be.
Yeah literally gets stabbed runs it starts running away and goes face chases him.
Yeah.
But my favorite kill like that's hard because I think I'd have to give it to Wes because
just because of the way that they they did that like just the hiding or kind of making
fun of the whole behind the door trick.
It was a great setup for a really good kill.
Yeah like it's super hard to like pick a death because there weren't very many.
That's yeah.
Yeah.
Ghost face.
He I will say he definitely know Michael Myers.
Yeah he dropped the ball.
Did did did.
I don't know if you.
Well yeah I don't think you've checked out the extras but have you.
There's actually an extra on the Halloween kills Blu Ray that is the kill count for Halloween
kills.
He killed 31 people 31.
Yeah.
He killed 31 people in Halloween kills.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think of like anyone else was it Vince.
Was the the the the frickin douchebag.
I think so.
OK.
His his death was also kind of lame.
The only thing that I liked that his was the one that was in like the parking lot right.
Yes.
The only thing that I liked about his death was it was playing the like the the song that's
always associated with scream.
What's that song.
Sorry I got to find the name of the song.
Red right hand by Nick Cave and the bad seeds.
OK.
Yeah.
I don't know if they've played it in every single scream movie but I feel whenever I
mean I don't know if you recognized it but whenever I see a scream movie or if I hear
that song I'm just like yep scream always associate that song with with those movies.
Yeah I was not super familiar with that one.
It's a great song.
I definitely recommend it.
Yeah it was really good.
It was like a really good way to use that song like especially if it tied into previous
films.
So definitely a creative way to do that.
I'm trying to think of.
Oh I really liked how they got to include and I bet he loved it too.
James A. Janisse.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah he's yeah from dead meat.
Yeah that was so cool that inclusion.
Yeah dude.
Yeah that gave me a little smile.
Like oh dude that's awesome.
Yeah I can't wait to hear him like talk about his experience.
I know he's he's taking like I think a two to three month hiatus right now just because
he's going on his honeymoon with his wife.
Noise.
Yeah.
Oh that that's.
But dude like when I saw him I'm just like no way.
Yeah if you guys haven't checked out his YouTube channel dead meat and watch the kill counts
that he does for horror films guys are missing out on some incredible content.
He's amazing at what he does.
Dude how funny would it be if they gave him like the footage for like a full stab movie.
Dude I would do.
I actually always wanted to actually watch the stab films.
Like I really do.
I would love to see all of them.
I would binge watch that shit.
Not gonna lie.
Dude it's funny because that's basically what scream is.
Like it's seriously the same movies just different title.
Well wasn't it after I think after stab three they had to start going in their own direction
with Ghostface because Sydney threatened to sue them for using her story.
Oh that's right.
Because I want to see step camera if it's like stab five or six.
Maybe it's four.
Where Ghostface goes to space.
Yes I want that in my life.
Yeah.
But it can't be any worse than Jason X.
True that.
But I feel like they did such a good job pulling this off.
Like absolutely.
Like you said I think I had we all had our doubts about it.
But they just pulled it off like masterfully.
Like the stories flow was really good.
There weren't any parts that I can recall that were like boring.
No dude I was fully invested the whole time.
Yeah they did so good at keeping like a really solid pacing but also not going too quick.
The only time I felt like they maybe went a little fast was with Sydney coming back.
Yeah I will definitely agree with you on that one.
Yeah other than that like I feel like they did really good.
Like they did really good character management.
I really liked how they didn't put the original characters like too far into the spotlight.
Yes.
Like they definitely focused on the new cast members which was great.
They gave us a really decent main character to follow in Sam.
Yeah I loved her.
Yeah both the sisters were great.
Great characters.
Yeah fricking we'll get into it with acting but I thought they did amazing.
But everyone else like was super fricking solid.
Like the whole thing was just solid.
Yeah that's the best way to explain it.
Yeah but jeez like it's hard for me to like dock this for anything.
Yeah dude seriously though.
I went into it thinking that I was going to give Scream like in somewhere like because
like any typical Scream movie I would put in like the low 80s maybe high 70s.
Like other than like maybe Scream 4 because I really love Scream 4.
That is still my favorite one.
So I think like Scream 4 I'd put it at like 85 but I feel like this is better than that.
Like this might be my new favorite.
That's fair.
So with that being said I think I would.
Okay I'm going to be like extra nice this go around because I am going to be pretty
harsh later.
Okay.
So I am going to go to a 94 with story.
Wow.
It was good.
It was so good.
Let's put the no never mind that would spoil last week's episode.
Never mind.
Wait what were you thinking?
No I was going to say let the record show that Caleb's story grade for Scream is higher
than his story grade for Encanto.
Okay but I had to listen before you guys start judging me.
I'm not judging.
I have legitimate issues with Encanto story.
I mean this one I yes it does freaking kind of hurt me a little bit to put Scream higher
but it was so good.
It was so good.
And like I said I had so little problems with it.
If I could nitpick anything I would and I'm going to have to nitpick in other aspects.
No yeah dude that's fair.
It's just this one was so freaking hard.
I hate to say I'm definitely not as high as you are.
Just because.
That's fair.
Because I still feel Scream 4 is my favorite.
I do like Scream 4 more than this one but this is a great fifth movie.
So I would put Scream 4 in the 90s.
Like probably like 90, 92.
So I'm going to give Scream let's go on 89.
Alright and that brings our story grade or story score to a 91.5.
Which I do feel better about because Encanto is still higher.
But yeah like I try like I have this like this tally or like this mental tally in my
head where every movie starts at like all hundreds right?
And then every like every issue that I have brings it down like little by little by little
like we eventually get to where it's at.
But this one it's like it story wise it just did not I could not dock it for anything.
That's fair.
That's completely fair.
It was not a perfect hundred because horror movie.
But it was up there.
I just want to argue that there are some horror movies that a lot of people at least I feel
would actually put out a hundred.
Halloween!
Okay no.
And I do agree.
I do agree that there are some horror based stories that are like perfection.
Halloween?
Alright that's the last time I make that joke.
But yeah this one it just wasn't quite 100 for me.
But it's very difficult for me to nitpick.
Very difficult.
Fair enough.
Like honestly I feel like this like anything that I consider slow was when they were in
what's it probably the twins house and like talking to Dewey.
Other than that like that's probably what I docked for.
That's why it's not like at a hundred.
Okay alright.
But I will be docking for other shit.
So okay.
Okay alright.
So like I said 91.5 for story.
Moving on over to writing.
This I do believe I had some issues here.
I did too.
Well okay so I want to say my biggest my so I have two lines.
One is one of my biggest positives of this movie and the other one is like something
that I don't know why it just kind of rubbed me the wrong way.
I just didn't like how it came out.
Like for some reason the line sounded better to me in the trailer.
So the line that I did not like is when Dewey first calls Sydney and says oh you know what's
happening again do you have a gun.
And in the trailer Sydney says I'm Sidney Prescott of course I have a gun.
But in the movie she says I'm Sydney fucking Prescott of course I have a gun.
I don't know why her adding the fucking part just kind of ruins it for me.
I would have preferred just her saying I'm Sydney Prescott of course I have a gun.
Yeah.
Okay so I'm not the only one.
No I do feel like that was a bit excessive.
Yeah it was a little too much.
I'm like okay you know I get it you know you're the final girl like Laurie Strode.
I get it.
Little too much for me though.
Yeah.
So dude my favorite line comes from Dewey.
Okay.
And I'm willing to bet you probably know the line I'm talking about.
I mean I haven't seen this movie since opening weekend so I've forgotten some lines.
But I'm sure I'll remember it when you tell me.
So it's when they are in the house with or in the twins house and they're trying to discuss
like a game plan regarding the killer and everything.
And so Dewey's like revealing it's always someone within the tight net friend group
and and talking about like motives and everything.
And then Wes or who was it?
I think it's Mindy is starting to talk about oh like you have your legacy characters you
have your new characters and it's like like if you're trying to divert expectations maybe
it's like a legacy character.
And so Wes looks over at Dewey and he's like so maybe you're the killer and Dewey's like
oh really?
Like what's my motive?
And then he starts to listen off all the things that's going wrong in Dewey's life.
And he's like well maybe you're the murderer because that cut deep.
Oh yeah.
Like I oh my gosh I lost my mind with that.
I yeah yeah that was a great scene.
Just like because he sounded like he was going to start crying.
Like just thinking about that line gets me going.
I thought it was so good.
All right favorite line for me and this just really added to the movie just made it great.
And this actually is also my favorite kill is when Dewey unfortunately gets killed the
ghost face literally stabs him in the gut and then takes another knife to his back and
literally freaking guts him just straight up and he says to him it's an honor before
Dewey falls over dead.
Just saying that to a legacy character I'm just like that is so badass.
That was it was pretty sick.
Yeah.
Because I was someone killed this earlier I'll fully admit you know like if I was a
came back as like a well-known killer and I get to kill someone that was someone that
was involved with the original massacre I'll fully admit yeah that would be an honor if
you got to take him out.
Dude straight up.
Not that I'm you know psycho.
By the way be sure to check out episode one of the Gacy Gazette.
Hell of a way to plug that.
Right.
Yeah you know what I was gonna do it at the end of the episode but you know what I feel
since I talked about that you know no better time.
So yeah guys episode one is now up.
Tune into episode two next month or actually I'm sorry this month.
This month.
Yeah this month episode two.
It's gonna be exciting.
Yeah you better get on that.
Yeah I mean I've seen that episode at least three times so I'd say probably at least another
three where I can really you know dive into it.
Sweet.
I think my biggest writing issues came from a lot of the extras.
The biggest one for me was the sheriff.
The new sheriff.
Oh Judy.
Wes's mom.
Yeah she she just a lot of weird shit.
She is I feel I don't know why it felt like she is a completely different character to
me than she was in Scream 4.
I forgot she was in Scream 4 to be completely honest with you.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Yeah she was the one that Gale kept thinking that she was hitting on Dewey.
Because she was offering him like her lemon squares.
She always wanted to be with Dewey on cases or some shit like that.
Okay I'm vaguely remembering that.
Okay.
Yeah so it's just with her like the way that she was like borderline attacking Sam and
like that felt really odd.
Like you're an adult.
Yeah and a sheriff at that.
Yeah like freaking chill.
Yeah.
And then everyone else like and so that she felt weird.
And then I feel like the friend group of so Sam and Tara who are the main two people were
excellent.
The the tight knit friend group so Mindy, Chad, Liv and Amber.
They felt very weird.
Like almost like why would these people be friends?
Dude yeah like straight up.
Like they're and you know you know I know friends are assholes to each other you know
jokingly.
I mean hell that's like one of the main reasons why we'll you know we're still bros.
But I don't know I feel like since just since we have like the friendship really wasn't
established that well if I was in that friend group I'd be like screw you guys.
Like how the hell am I still friends with you?
Well it just it felt odd.
Like so Sam technically wasn't part of the friend group.
She had babysat for everyone in the in the friend group.
Yes.
So the friend group was was Tara, Wes, Mindy, Chad, Liv and Amber.
Tara and Amber were like besties.
Wes was kind of the I feel like the one that kind of had a secret crush on Tara.
Yeah, yeah I would definitely agree with that.
Or a not so secret because I think Mindy was the one that called it out.
Mindy and Chad were brother and sister.
Like their connection like whatever.
But Chad was like a jock and Mindy was just kind of like a big movie buff.
And then Liv was just kind of like a weird semi-gothic character that was all up in Chad's
business.
Yeah, I mean this group of friends is like nothing compared to you know what we got in
the original.
Yeah, like it made sense.
Like everyone was like into movies.
Like that was like a very common factor between all of them.
It was very difficult to find like a common factor between these friends.
Like I feel like Tara and Amber.
Like Tara, Amber and Mindy would have like been a pretty good friend group alone.
Then Wes, Chad and Liv would have been kind of like separate from them.
And I would only say Wes is separate because he has like some sort of romantic connection
towards or feelings towards Tara.
I thought it was Sam.
No he likes Tara.
Oh it's Tara?
Oh sorry.
Yeah, Sam's the older sister.
Oh yeah, sorry.
Yeah so that's why like how I would view it.
So yeah but it kind of felt like they were trying to pull a whole like everyone's friends
thing and it just did not feel right.
Yeah, it did not.
Yeah, so a lot of their interactions once they started talking about their suspicions
on who the killer might be got funky.
They got really like just actually not it got annoying.
Like just the way they're like oh like you could be the killer.
Like I feel like and it maybe it was like more a delivery issue.
Like do you feel that way with like when it's Amber was the one of the killers right?
Yes.
Like when she's in the basement.
Yeah, yeah the basement with that one girl when she goes to get another beer.
Yes.
Is it kind of yeah awful in me yeah that writing and that scene was kind of weird.
This is like oh well don't you know you never come down to the basement alone you know.
The killer could have just sneaked up on you and the girl's just like well then how do
I know you're not the killer and it's just a back and forth and I feel like don't get
me wrong.
This could have been a really good scene.
I just feel the writing could have been better.
Yeah just maybe a little bit better.
I feel like I don't know like I'm wondering if they could have revealed like done the
reveal of Ben with Amber.
Probably not though.
I feel like my problem with like just the Scream series in general is like I feel like
you'd almost need three killers to pull off the shit that they do.
Yeah honestly I kind of wish that like the killers are identified like literally back
to back in every movie.
I kind of wish that it was spread out like I agree I actually think it would have been
a really cool idea if it was showcased that Amber was one of the killers right then and
there in the basement.
Yeah like because I they had me fooled for like a second when they were down there having
that conversation and Amber's like well how do I know you're not the killer and Mindy
says maybe like I am the killer and I was like oh like no they didn't and then turned
out being fake and I'm like shit.
Like I would have loved if like maybe like they start laughing like they start you know
just laughing it off and then all of a sudden Amber just stabs her in the stomach.
Yeah or doing the like like the whole when they were heading upstairs and Mindy's like
all right let's go back upstairs and then like Amber stops and she's like you first.
Like that would have been a great time to reveal that she was a killer.
Yeah.
Because the only one that went the only one that went downstairs after her was Richie.
Yeah yeah that's true.
So I think that that would have been like freaking perfect.
Yeah I absolutely agree.
I love that I love the the twist of not even what kind of a twist of Sam being Billy Loomis's
daughter and kind of being haunted by him like it I feel maybe that that part was a
little weird.
I mean I feel for him.
Yeah I mean I feel for the most part at least to me what they set up they pulled off pretty
smoothly pretty well.
Yeah I think one of the like a big issue that they had was when Sam revealed to Tara about
her like real father and why their dad left the family when they when they did that I
feel like Tara's reaction was a little bit much.
That's fair.
Because like thinking about this chronologically I would assume that Sam is let's say twenty
three like in that range right.
Yeah.
And Tara is I would say a junior in high school.
It's like seventeen.
Yeah sixteen seventeen.
So if you go back to the time where Sam found out she was thirteen.
So that would put Tara at about seven or eight.
If I'm doing my math correct.
So no yeah that sounds right to me.
So yeah she would definitely be old enough to definitely understand what that means and
what's going on.
I don't know maybe I just come from my kind of household.
That kind of stuff like yeah I kind of had to learn that kind of stuff very quickly very
young.
Yeah.
So it's like when she's like I don't understand why you didn't like come to me.
You were seven.
Like seriously I'm going to go to my seven year old sister and be like hey my dad's a
serial killer.
We could have handled it together.
Bet you couldn't have.
Like that like it felt like a really odd reaction like.
Yeah I'll fully.
I'll say why didn't you tell me sooner.
Like I could have totally bought that like but her being like why didn't you tell me
back then.
Yeah I agree.
And then like yeah and then her screaming get out get out.
I'm like OK.
Whoa.
Yeah.
So let me like do the math like because if we're saying like twenty three and we're saying
she's sixteen.
That's a seven year difference.
So I'm sorry she would have been six.
Oh yeah that's even worse.
That is that is so much worse.
Yeah I'm not telling a six year old that my I just found out my dad is not or that person
who I thought was my dad is not really my dad.
Like are you kidding me.
I wouldn't like you can't even tell six year old Santa's not real.
That's true.
I mean if you want to.
Yeah.
Yeah that's true.
I should hope we don't have any kids that listen to this.
Oh God.
I hope not either.
I'm trying to think of like anyone that I know or that we know would listen to this
with do it literally the only people that I know that actually like listen to this on
like a weekly basis.
Sam Sam's dad.
Yeah.
So I'm pretty sure he's in on the secret.
If you're not I'm so sorry Sam.
Vic listens to this while he's working.
Oh yeah I forgot.
I do know he had he has a child in his life.
And DJ.
Oh shit.
OK.
Yeah.
So I doubt he's going to listen to it with him in the car.
OK good considering I've said the F word like three times on this.
And then and then yeah DJ has a couple.
I doubt he will listen to this with kids in his vicinity.
So I think we're good.
OK.
OK good.
Yeah.
And then.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure we're good.
Dude have you seen sorry really quickly off tangent.
Have you seen the video going around.
I don't even know if it's going around of like this priest that walks into a mall during
Christmas time and literally to a lie like a line of kids that are lining up to go see
Santa and sit on his lap.
He shouts out Santa's not real kids.
The only reason for Christmas is God.
You got you know come come unto Christ.
Santa's not real.
You've been lied to this whole time like dude you're a piece of shit.
I would forget you are a piece of shit.
Yeah dude I'm sure a lot dude I wish parents would have done it because he's a piece of
shit.
I would like I'd be that one parent that got out of line frickin knocked his ass out and
no one would tell on me.
Oh yeah.
Like literally just announced it.
Well now the world is that nonsense.
I don't know what he was saying.
Frickin tackle him choke him out and be like it's Krampus.
Run.
There we go.
Yeah.
It's one of Krampus's it's one of Krampus's workers kids.
Don't listen to him.
Honestly you could actually play that off a little bit.
Yeah.
As long as you've established Krampus when your kids are younger.
Oh yeah dude you can totally play that off.
That'd be hilarious.
Yeah.
Dude I will frickin beat the shit out of anyone who ruins that for my daughter.
Oh yeah.
Or just my kids.
Just my kids in general.
Like if you ruin Santa for my children I will kill you.
Dude yeah.
Yeah for anyone that ruins to me for and I just always feel so bad when a kid has to
learn that Santa isn't real from someone who isn't their parents.
I feel that's so sad or sorry not just parents legal guardian.
Yeah story time.
Oh God.
I'm scared.
Koi learned that Santa wasn't real at school.
Oh Koi.
Now granted Koi was excuse me 15.
Oh poor Koi.
But his which is kind of shitty when you think about it because he was in a special ed English
class.
Oh that's where he found out.
Yeah.
So he was in an English class and the assignment was I want you to write about when you found
out Santa wasn't real.
And Koi raised his hand and was like oh but Santa is real.
I feel bad for laughing.
I know.
I laugh every single time I tell that story.
But he came home and he was just like distraught.
And then like my first of all fuck that teacher.
Yeah I know right.
And so yeah.
And so we came home and my mom and my mom felt like she had to sit all of us down and
have the Santa conversation with us.
Like I already know.
You and Koi are two years apart right.
I already knew.
Bronson already knew.
So it was just Koi.
OK.
Well no I can't.
You and Koi are one or two years apart.
Two years.
Two years and then you and Bronson are four years.
Four years.
OK.
Yeah.
OK.
So you were.
So you were 17 then?
Yes.
OK.
It actually might have been.
You might have been younger.
Not much.
I think I was 16 then Koi would have been 14.
And then Bronson was 12.
But Bronson already knew.
OK.
I don't know about you.
Oh sorry.
No.
What were you saying?
No I was going to say I don't know about you but like going off like the prompt the teacher
gave Koi in the class.
Like you know of course you know when you're when you find out it's like hey yeah Santa
isn't real.
I'm sorry I don't really like to remember the exact moment I found out Santa wasn't
real.
Yeah.
I don't remember that shit and I don't want to.
I remember when I kind of pieced it together.
Let me guess was it the writing on the presents.
That was kind of it for me.
It actually was the same time I figured out the Tooth Fairy wasn't real.
Oh damn a double hitter.
Yeah.
So this is what like this is what happened.
I fit like I pieced together that Tooth Fairy wasn't real and then I was like I kind of
sat there and I'm like OK.
Tooth Fairy super magical.
Who else is on that that team?
And I was like OK Easter Bunny.
Probably not real.
And then it's just like I worked my way up to Santa because it like Santa was like the
biggest one.
I was just like there's no way like he's no way he's real like shit.
But what happened was I lost a tooth.
Had it under my bed or under my pillow.
And I woke up in the morning and like kind of like just reach my hand there and it was
still there.
And then I like and so and then I went back to bed and then I kind of woke up and because
I felt like I woke up and my dad was kind of like hovering over me and then he was like
I felt him.
I felt his hand under my pillow and I like woke up and looked at him and he's just like
hey it's time to wake up and then he like left.
Then I like I reached under and there was money and I was just like hmmm.
And I was giving my dad the side eye.
What's going on?
Yeah I gave my dad the side eye like the rest of the night.
Or the rest of the day.
Oh my god I love it.
He honestly probably could have gotten away with it had he just hidden.
Like had he freaking just like ducked down or something.
I probably wouldn't have even like thought about it twice.
But it was just the fact that I was just like I woke up and saw him and felt it was the
fact that I felt his hand and saw him.
If it would have been I just saw him or I just felt his hand I probably would have believed
in the Tooth Fairy for a good couple more years.
How old were you?
It's like nine.
Okay.
Damn it I'm sorry.
That's dude that like that just sucks that it was a double hitter for you.
Dude it was like a shit ton of hitters.
Because it was just like okay.
Tooth Fairy.
And then I started logicing.
Log...
Logicking?
I think that's the word.
I started to logic my way out of the Easter Bunny and then slowly like logic my way out
of Santa.
And I was just like no.
And I was cool about it.
I didn't tell my parents about it.
So I don't know when they believed I stopped believing in Santa.
But it was like nine.
I had like a little glimmer of hope that Christmas.
Like just a little bit and then like it just like the just the pieces weren't adding up
and I was just like shit.
One of the biggest things that kind of led me to like kind of really think okay is Santa
really real?
Was when we were living in California and in La Mita we didn't have a chimney.
So I'm like okay the only way that he would be able to get in is if he climbed through
the kitchen window.
And that's right above the sink.
And I would assume that they'd probably be dishes in there so he would make a racket
and it would wake us up.
So I'm just like that's kind of why I started to question it.
Didn't the honestly we didn't have a well okay we didn't have a chimney either.
My dad always said that he just let Santa in.
Oh yeah my parents never told me that.
Which they should have yeah I would have believed that.
Like yeah we don't have a chimney he just comes to the front door.
Like I would so easily believe that.
Like honestly I fell for it for forever.
Especially considering how small that kitchen window was I was like there's no way he's
fitting his bag through that.
But then at the same time.
You can fit it through a chimney?
Okay you know what fair enough.
Because we can think of like the freaking Santa Claus how literally he can just squeeze
his ass just straight on through.
Gosh that was a fun tangent.
Yeah that was fun.
Back to scream.
Yeah back to scream.
And back to writing.
Yeah I with the issues that I had and not liking a lot of the extras.
But really enjoying the lines that the legacy characters got and the two new main characters.
Yes.
I think I'm going to be at about an 82.
I think I'm going to go well you know what I'm going to match you.
I'm going to go an 82 as well.
Hell yeah.
Alright so that averages us out to an 82.
Next up we got acting.
So going with who I'm assuming we all scored.
We have Neve Campbell who played Sydney Prescott.
Courtney Cox who played Gail Weathers.
David Arquette who played Dewey Riley.
Melissa Barrera who played Sam Carpenter.
Jack Quaid who played Richie Kirsch.
Jenna Ortega who played Tara Carpenter.
Mikey Madison who played Amber Freeman.
Dylan Manette who played Wes Hicks.
Jasmine Savoy Brown who played Mindy Meeks Martin.
Mason Gooding who played Chad Meeks Martin.
And then Sonia Amar who played Liv McKenzie.
Then I'll just include these two because.
Then Marlee Shelton who played Sheriff Judy Hicks.
And then Skeet Ulrich who played Billy Loomis.
Alright going off this.
Who's your top three?
Unless they're all the legacy then I'll say top five.
I'll go top five just because we have three legacy.
Yeah that's true.
Number one I would give to Sam.
I thought she was great.
Two.
Oh my god what's her sister's name again?
Tara.
Yeah two I would give to Tara.
Three I would give to Dewey.
I thought yeah I feel out of the three legacy characters I feel he had the most to do.
And I loved him in this movie.
You know what four I'll give to oh my god Sydney.
Neve Campbell.
And then five I will give to.
What I give to number five.
The twin sister.
What's her name?
Mindy.
Yeah I don't know what it is.
Don't get me wrong Courtney Cox was really good as Gail in this once again.
But I don't know she just didn't stand out to me that much.
That's honestly fair.
She did not have as much to do as the other.
Like she was I feel like she was just there to tell Sydney that Dewey died.
She was kind of there just because it's like well you can't bring back just Sydney and
Dewey.
You have to bring back Gail too.
Interesting top five though.
My number one.
I'm actually I'm going to give to Richie.
That's fair.
He was great.
Jack Quaid was incredible.
Dude he's such a good actor.
He really is like oh my god.
And he does so much stuff like he does voice acting like he's acts in like super violent
shows like and movies I guess.
This movie.
Yeah I was gonna say like like this movie.
Yeah but he also does like kids shows.
He does rom-coms.
Like there hasn't been a single thing that he's been in that I haven't liked.
That's awesome.
Like shit.
I'm looking at all this.
Yeah I'm looking at his IMDB page.
Yeah he's done some really good stuff.
And it's I feel like his like standout was in the boys.
That's when he like really became like prominent.
I've never seen that.
Really good.
That's what I've heard.
It's just kind of like an R rated Justice League.
Alright yeah I'm sold.
But better.
Okay I like it.
Yeah I'm sold.
Yeah it's kind of like if like an R rated Justice League and following the team of normal
people that are trying to kill them.
Okay I like it.
Yeah but he does like a lot of like voice work.
And just like a bunch of different stuff.
Like he's such a good actor.
He was in the Hunger Games.
Like that was like one of his first roles.
Oh my god yeah he was Marvel from District 2 right?
Yup.
Yeah.
But yeah.
Are you kidding?
Yeah I knew I recognized his face.
Okay yeah that's what I recognize him from.
Yeah and his parents are Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan.
So he has some freaking good acting legacy behind him.
Dude yeah no kidding.
That's badass.
Yeah but him like he did a really good performance.
Like he made me question my decision on whether it was him a lot.
And the only reason that I suspected him from the get go was actually it wasn't even the
get go.
I didn't start suspecting him until Dewey said like how long have you known him?
And she's like six months.
I'm like oh it's him.
But yeah so and he just kept making me question whether it was real.
I'm like there's no way that they're going to do the boyfriend again.
And then like they would just do like just these little things.
Like the way that he was like watching all of the stab movies.
I'm like that's mighty suspicious and super inappropriate.
Yeah.
So like yeah.
But he like I said made me question it like a lot.
Way up until the end of the movie.
Like I had such a hard time putting him as like my final suspect.
Like I thought it was going to be Liv and Amber because I was suspicious from Amber
from like the beginning.
The beginning.
Yeah that's fair.
So yeah.
I yeah so loved him.
Loved his performance.
And even when he started going like super crazy at the end it wasn't like overdone.
Like Amber?
Yeah Amber was a lot.
And the way that she died first off how in the ever living shit did she catch fire so
quick?
You know fair enough.
Did they like dump her with like oil or something that I missed?
Because she seemed extremely flammable.
She did.
Yeah.
I'll have to watch this movie again to see.
Yeah I was just like I had to have missed something.
Like she just like immediately.
Yeah.
She lit up like a freaking Christmas tree.
Yeah.
And then like when she goes freaking running with her burnt face I'm like that's bullshit.
Yeah.
Once again a little too much.
Yeah a little too much.
Yeah so Richie's my number one.
My number two I'd actually give to Tara.
Like Jenna Ortega dude.
She is an up and comer.
Oh yeah.
She really is.
Dude you know who I would love to see her play if she looked a little older?
I would love to see her play Black Cat in the MCU.
I think she would do such a good job.
Yeah I'm liking that.
Quite a bit.
Yeah my only problem with that is that she looks young.
But she she would do incredible.
Yeah I absolutely agree with that.
Yeah so I would give it to Tara my number two.
Number three I'd have to give to Dewey.
I thought he slipped back into the role damn near flawlessly.
Yeah absolutely agree.
Like he just he gave the humor that I have come to expect from Dewey as a character but
also has a level of wisdom that he hasn't had in previous iterations.
And so it's just seeing that growth of character was really nice and he played it off so well.
Number four I'm going to give to Sam.
I think she did really well for the leading lady.
I don't know if this is her first time being a leading lady.
Oh not quite she was Vanessa in In the Heights.
Oh my god she was.
Okay I'm sorry her acting was way better in this movie than it was in In the Heights.
Absolutely.
And I think that I don't think that's her fault I think it's how her character was written.
Very much so.
So yeah she did an incredible job this go around.
She played all the scenes but I think maybe a little on the dry side.
If that's fair.
If I had any complaints about her it'd be that but other than that she did really well.
And then last I have to give it to Sydney.
Yeah Neve Campbell definitely came back and made the character her own once again.
Yeah she came back with a vengeance too.
Yeah absolutely.
I would say my only problem isn't actually isn't necessarily with her.
Like it's her and Gale got stabbed and shot.
That's true.
So it's just like the way that they were just like standing and like perfectly fine like
not no one came to check on them in the freaking ambulance.
Yeah whereas when she gets stabbed in Scream 4 you could definitely tell that she's affected.
Yeah that she's affected.
Yeah so other than that like great performance.
What kills this movie for me is the extras.
Yeah I can definitely agree with that.
Like Mindy and Chad were just like too stereotypical.
Just like the movie buff and the jock.
They're just too much.
Liv was just like wanting the actual hell.
I think I like.
I can get a read on her.
That's fair.
I don't know for me I think I kind of like Mindy for the fact that she knew so much about
like everything horror movies from remakes to reboots to even just reboots in general
that aren't even horror movies.
Like they actually bring up Ghostbusters Answer the Call in this movie.
It's kind of weird but no it was cool.
So I think that's the fact alone as to why I liked her character so much.
Yeah but I mean Liv on the other hand was just way too much.
The way that like the interaction that Liv and Mindy had where Liv was basically like
you know what happens to the expert and like acting super like killer like.
Yeah I remember that.
I stopped like I had like some mild suspicions about her.
That were completely stomped out as soon as she started acting like that.
I'm like no it's not her.
Like she's trying too hard.
Yeah that's fair.
And that's even like accepting the fact that Mindy was the next like targeted person.
Yeah it's true.
Like that it just felt like I was like they were trying to trick me.
And I'm like yeah not falling for your shit.
And then Amber.
Amber was fine but she was just like super bitchy the entire movie.
Yeah she was.
Like she just was like upset at everyone giving everyone a freaking hard time.
Dude yeah she was such a bitch to Sam.
She's just like oh I know what's best for your sister.
No you don't.
First off you're a child.
Yeah.
And like in second off second off you're a freaking bitch.
Yeah.
Like it almost didn't make sense why she was trying to like push Sam away.
Because what if Sam just went away.
Yeah that's true.
Like it was it's super hard.
Like Richie I could totally believe being like kind of mastering this little scheme.
Amber was a completely different story.
I'm like I don't know how the hell you thought you could pull this off.
Yeah.
Yeah I would definitely agree with that.
But yeah and then I had I had my issues with the sheriff.
Wes was just like such a small part of this movie that it felt kind of like no point for
him to be there.
Which really sucks because what's his name Daniel.
Dylan.
Sorry Dylan.
Yeah Dylan Manet.
Such an incredible up and coming actor young actor whatever.
I seriously wish that he had a bigger role.
I love I think he's such a great actor.
Yeah he's pretty good.
So it was kind of a shame to see him wasted here.
Yeah.
Unfortunately I think I'm like a 78 for acting.
I'm pretty low and that's just because the extras brought it down that much.
Yeah I think I'll go like a little higher.
I'll go I'll go an 80.
Yeah I told you my my my future scores were going to make up for that really high score
you weren't kidding.
Like God damn.
All right next up we got logic.
So did the movie follow its own rules.
I'd say so.
That's where I'm not sure they did.
Okay.
They set this in like a realistic world where you're and I feel like the amount of damage
that some people took and lived was too much.
You know fair enough.
Like okay I no joke watching this movie I thought Wes was going to live.
That yeah you know what I thought the same thing like all the damage that everyone before
him took and not died.
I thought Wes was going to live despite everything we saw.
Yeah because like honestly thinking about that scene how his mom is a stabbed on the
front lawn or the front doorstep whatever and you know Ghostface just keeps stabbing
her in her chest area and the fact that she dies from wait what.
No I completely forgot about that.
Like the fact that she.
Wait what.
I have thoughts about that scene so.
No like the fact that she dies from him or her.
I forget who was in the Ghostface Ghostface costume at that point but the fact that she
dies from Ghostface stabbing her multiple times but yet Tara at the beginning does not
die from Ghostface stabbing her multiple times.
I don't know that.
Dude big problem.
So Tara freaking called the cops and the cops got there before she like actually died right.
Yeah.
Her the freaking sheriff called for units at her house immediately while she was driving
to said house and somehow got stabbed to death in broad daylight.
Yeah how the hell did no one come out and see the shit.
Are you kidding me.
Like my neighbors can't freaking water their lawn without me seeing them.
So her getting stabbed to death and then Ghostface somehow had enough time to pull some weird
Chucky shit on on West.
Yeah like it's the response time in that town that awful apparently would use you.
Your boss called you but you're telling me there was no one on patrol that could have
gotten there within like a few minutes like five minutes max.
I probably could have ordered a pizza by the time it took the cops to get there.
Oh shit.
In broad freaking daylight dude.
Yeah.
What.
Yeah it's it's bullshit.
Like it would have made sense for if they did like reverse like if they killed West
first and then killed the sheriff then I probably could have accepted it a bit more.
But it's just the fact that they they had it so it was just like so long before they
killed or before Ghostface killed West.
Yeah.
Like after a stabbing Judy like in broad daylight like if you were to swap that up I probably
would have believed you a bit better.
But yeah that was my biggest like logic drop.
Yeah did.
Yeah.
Same for me.
Yeah.
Like getting stabbed multiple times and living through it.
Like what's the kill count in this movie?
Three?
It seems like it.
Dude honestly Tara coming back from her stab wounds I'm just like okay if that if we're
going with that even though I'm he was actually you know what maybe he was stabbed that many
times the freaking guy that Michael Myers drags over to the table and heaps him over
and literally stabs like five freaking knives into him hell he should still be alive.
Yep.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
I'm like freaking Ghostface doesn't know how to go for the arteries.
No he does not.
I love Michael Myers starts from the top and just goes down he's like okay I'm bound to
get it you know at some point.
Yeah.
One thing that I really liked that they did follow some sort of logic was when they were
going through or when Tara was at the hospital and using the wheelchair and you could like
the way that she was just like in pain like while rolling herself around that was intense.
That was that was handled very very well.
Yeah and I love that like they showed shots of her hand as it started to bleed.
Yeah like oh my gosh like that looked like it hurt.
Oh yeah.
Like and I feel like that just like isn't a tribute to Jenna Ortega's acting ability
because she made it seem like it freaking hurt.
Yeah absolutely.
Yeah like honestly my other my biggest complaints with this is just the shit that people survive.
Yeah.
Like Mindy getting stabbed in the shoulder completely get it.
Her brother getting stabbed in the back.
No yeah.
Yeah I'm sorry you ain't coming back from that.
Yeah I'm not buying it.
Did I can't wait to see CinemaSins talk about like how people survive the deaths in this
movie or the kills.
I know I can't wait to see Dead Meats.
Oh yeah.
He'll add when he's just like wait what the hell that wasn't it this is bullshit.
Like the kill count like from beginning to end Tara got attacked didn't die.
Then it was the douche bag.
So that's one.
So yeah Vince is dead.
Then who gets attacked after that.
I'm pretty sure after that is the sheriff.
So sheriff for some.
Sheriff and West die.
All the friends are still alive.
And then Amber and Richie die.
Oh and Dewey.
So six.
That's not a super high kill count.
No it's not dude you didn't even make it into double digits.
Yeah like you should have you should you could have gotten away with killing a lot more people.
Yeah.
Freaking pussies.
Yeah like I would have killed Chad off.
Or just had him die.
Honestly I probably would have killed Gale too.
Oh and leave Cindy as the sole survivor.
Yep.
No fair enough.
I think there's just something poetic about that.
Yeah I would absolutely agree.
I thought this movie was going to have the freaking balls to kill Sydney.
You know what I was about to say.
Dude I'm like I'm thinking Halloween ends might have the balls to do that.
But then I'm just like wait Halloween resurrection kind of already did that.
But in like the stupidest way possible.
So God I hate how Laurie Strode dies in that movie.
So much.
That movie was so bad.
Anyway yeah so I mean they did not do a good job at keeping true to like what damage kills
people versus what damage doesn't.
Yeah yeah that's very true.
Unfortunately for that I'm pretty low too.
Like I think I'm not like as low as like acting.
I'm somewhere in like the writing area.
Maybe like 84.
You know what I'm going to agree with you.
Alrighty that averages our logic category to an 84.
Moving on over to effects.
They were pretty solid in this.
Yeah.
The practical effects looked freaking great.
I don't even know if they did they have any like special effects.
I don't think they did.
I didn't notice any.
The only one I can think of is the de-aging of Billy Loomis.
Yeah and even that looked pretty good.
Yeah so I mean everything looked freaking incredible.
All the kills looked incredible.
They were brutal as all hell.
I can't remember.
We talk about like if like we liked any like shots or anything with effects right.
Yeah okay.
Like effects kind of pulls in cinematography in a way too.
Okay cool.
Because I know it's in the trailer but that scene where Tara is like starting to crawl
away from Ghostface and you see him get up slowly and just start walking over to her.
Such a badass scene.
I just love the camera work.
Just I love it.
Oh hell yeah.
Dude speaking like if we're talking favorite shots I freaking loved the shot when Sam realizes
which house she's in.
Yes.
Oh dude thank you for bringing that up.
I totally forgot about that shot.
Dude did you catch that at all or were you just as like shocked as I was?
No I was shocked too.
Because I'm pretty sure wasn't it repainted?
I don't think it was the same colors from the original.
No it wasn't same colors at all.
Yeah it was like same layout and everything.
Yeah because when she did that I'm like oh my god yeah same staircase.
I'm like how the hell did I not pick up on this?
Like just that reveal.
Like it's zooming out like the front door and she's just like oh my gosh.
Yeah such a great shot.
What a great pan out.
I love it.
Dude like when Sydney freaking like when they were driving and they're like where is she
and they saw on the map I was like nah uh.
And then they like yeah my mind was freaking blown.
I was like oh my gosh.
Like so good.
So good.
Yeah other like special effects other than the stabbings there wasn't a whole lot of
special effects but everything looked really good.
Yeah blood looked really good.
Yeah DH Billy looked super good.
I think I had a little bit of a problem.
I didn't know who it was at first.
Like did you?
No I mean because I didn't even realize that it was the actual the original actor that
they just DH'd him.
I thought that it was a completely new actor that they had brought in to play Billy Loomis.
Okay that's what I initially thought too.
Like I like just after recording I figured that out.
Okay yeah.
But yeah so I didn't realize that was Billy at all.
Like until they until they said.
I only remember the only I feel I feel the only way that like you kind of like really
know it is him is like he's wearing like the classic white shirt that he had in the first
movie and there's blood on it.
Oh my K yeah yeah yeah that's Billy.
Yeah so other than that I mean I have no problems given the effects a super high score.
Yeah I don't either.
I think I'm gonna go 95.
Yeah I'll match that too.
Oh yeah so our effects score is 95.
Moving on over to music.
I'll say I feel like they did a really good job.
Yeah I mean I feel I mean of course the score was amazing.
I feel the biggest thing that like jumped up to me was what I brought up earlier.
Them using the red right hand song which every time they use that in a screen movie it just
makes me super happy.
So yeah that definitely raises it up for me.
Yeah same here the only thing that like it didn't have for me was a catchy song like
and I know that it's just that song just didn't resonate with me as hard as it did you.
No no that's fair.
I mean but like I feel like the screen movies sometimes they're like themes that they go
with like it's kind of hard to like really get stuck in your head whereas you know like
with Halloween the classic theme song like you catch yourself like humming that.
Yeah I think that what was lacking with this actually let me take that one back.
In previous movies screen movies what was lacking was like a solid track like I feel
like the use of music wasn't as good as it was in this one.
So I think for music I'm like right on the border of giving it a nine but I think I have
to give it an eight.
It was really really good.
It was so good but it's just the lack of soundtrack or the lack of like memorable song but they
screw it.
I'm going to give it a nine.
Damn you're gonna because I'm actually giving it an eight.
Are you really?
Yeah I mean like even with that you know like the classic Red Right Hand song that's really
the only thing that really stood out to me with the soundtrack.
Don't get me wrong it's good but that's like the biggest thing that jumps out to me and
I don't know I feel that's not worthy of a nine but it's still worthy of a high grade
with an eight.
Yeah well that makes me feel a little bit better.
Okay.
Yeah so that averages us out to an eight because we round down.
Yes.
All right moving on over to costumes.
I think the biggest one was Ghostface which you can't get Ghostface wrong.
No and it looks just as great as ever.
I love the Ghostface costumes so much.
Yeah it's just as haunting too.
It is.
Like they do such a good job of making that like terrifying.
Yeah they really do.
So I'm sorry I'm oh sorry go ahead.
No I was just saying like it's just that like the big freaking cloak the combat boots like
they just go crazy with that.
They and it's just so iconic.
Yeah I love it so much.
Well yeah I'm sorry I'm out of ten just for Ghostface alone.
I'm going I'm at a nine.
That's fair.
Just because like I'm taking everyone else's costumes into account.
Okay no so that's fair.
So yeah I'm going to a nine which would averages us out to a nine.
I thought you were giving costumes a nine.
I am but like if no like algorithm stuff.
Oh okay.
Sorry.
Makes it easier than.
Okay yeah that's fair.
Sorry I was confused myself.
Alright last up we got our own personal score for it.
I'll take this one first.
I want to hear your thoughts just because you're more familiar with the other screen
movies.
Okay.
Or you've had longer to like dwell on them than I have.
No.
I'm glad I was able to introduce you though to this franchise.
Oh yeah such such a good franchise.
Just to start off I think I'm sitting at a at an 87 for my personal score.
I had a ton of fun with this movie.
It was such a good sequel exceeded my expectations tenfold.
Probably my new favorite screen movie.
Like I'd probably go five four one.
I forget which one's like the shitty one.
Is it three.
Okay yeah so five five no.
Yeah five four one two three.
That's my my new scream ranking.
But like yeah just the stuff that they were able to pull off and like I feel like that's
like a big thing right now is doing like what this one claims to be a requel.
Like because they freaking killed it with with Ghostbusters Afterlife and I feel like
we've had like a bunch of other movies like this that and they're just killing it.
They are just killing it like hitting all of the nostalgic notes that you you'd want
them to hit including all the things you'd want them to include and just giving us like
a super killer conclusion.
It's just so well done so well done.
So yeah with that I'm giving it an eighty seven.
All right.
I am a little lower.
I am giving it an eighty five.
Yeah I absolutely agree with everything.
Caleb says one thing I will change is that this this isn't my favorite screen movie.
I can completely understand why it is because it is such a great sequel.
Game four is definitely still my favorite.
I just love everything that that that one did.
But this is definitely up there.
Like honestly I feel my ranking would probably be four one five two three.
That's yeah that's probably where I put it.
I need to go back and rewatch them because it's been a while.
I hadn't I haven't seen the other four since we watched them.
OK so I probably should have gotten a refresher course.
Very good.
I mean honestly I should have too.
I can't remember did I send you the digital code for the first one at least.
I want to say yes but I'm not sure it worked because I don't recall seeing that on my list.
OK I mean I have another copy of it so I'll just I'll send you that code as well.
Just hopefully that one works.
But yeah super solid fifth movie if this is the end terrific ending and if there is going
to be a sixth one I really hope it delivers as well as this one does because yeah ever
since from like four and five have been so so good.
And the fact that we came from scream three to scream four and five is like amazing in
its own right for how great these last two movies have been.
So yeah I would love for them to continue the series like I think this to I think the
scream franchise has a lot of I mean not like a lot a lot but it gives you like a decent
enough sandbox to play in.
That's fair.
I mean I'm following like a certain formula but I do feel like you do get to that point
where you can't do the crazy movie references anymore because very few movies have ever
gone that long or series just movies like I think the only one you'd like if you did
a sixth one I feel like the only thing you could compare it to is Harry Potter.
You know you know what.
Fair enough.
Yeah or anything like MCU related.
Yeah.
Like there you.
There's nothing else to compare it to like you can't do the whole recall thing.
Yeah.
So I mean unless you just wanted to like to start over from square one or whatever but
I feel like it'd be super hard to because of Gale's decision to keep the killers anonymous.
But yeah that's true.
Yeah I just don't know where you'd take it that would make sense.
Yeah.
Yeah no yeah that's very true.
I would be turned off to seeing that though so to seeing a sixth one.
Yeah no no I guess just because this one like was really good.
No yeah no that's absolutely fair.
But yeah so 85 for me.
All right well that averages our personal score to an 86 and that concludes this week's
breakdown so the final All Bros letter grade for Scream 2022 has come to a B plus.
Yeah.
Yeah so this is sitting at an eighty six point five six percent.
Not too shabby.
That I'm surprised it got that high.
Yeah you know what that's fair.
Yeah that was it was.
Yeah it was very surprising for me like I thought it was good.
I knew it was going to do well just because it is a really good movie.
I just I thought it was going to end up in the B range.
So all right so this puts it.
Yeah so Scream 2022 at an eighty six point five six percent is below Frozen 2 which
is at an eighty six point five nine.
It is below In The Heights which is at an eighty six point eight one.
It's below Nobody which is at an eighty seven.
It is also below Halloween from 1978 which is at an eighty seven point zero six.
And then finally it is below Psycho which is at an eighty seven point one zero.
You know honestly thinking about it now considering that we broke down the original Halloween
feel we should do the same thing with Scream.
I would be very down for that.
Oh yeah sweet.
Yeah I'll I'll put that on our list of like other movies to do.
Sweet cool.
And see if we can like squeeze it in somewhere.
Yeah.
All right.
So now get into what this is above.
There's going to be some problems.
This puts it above the lovebirds which is at an eighty six point five four.
Puts it above the Lego movie too which is at an eighty six point five.
Puts it above Captain Marvel and Sing to which are both at an eighty six point two
five.
And it puts it above Spider-Man Homecoming which is at an eighty six point two two.
Oh Vicks gonna kill us.
He's going to perform his own Woodsboro massacre.
This is our second B plus movie recently that's Spider-Man Homecoming.
Oh that's funny.
And then just for shits and giggles it's above Nightmare on Elm Street which is at an eighty
six point one two percent.
No offense to the original but I can definitely agree with that.
Ok for those of you who want to throw a bitch fit over where this is placed our the difference
between Scream and Spider-Man Homecoming is point three percent.
Damn.
Yeah Spider-Man Homecoming is at an eighty six point two.
Is that like an eighty six point two where Scream is at an eighty six point five.
It's seriously point three.
Wow.
It's not even a full like even the bottom B plus movie is not even a full percentage
away.
Wow damn.
Like if I wanted to let's see there are yeah there are nine movies above Scream 2 or Scream
before you get one percentage away.
Wow.
Ok wow.
Yeah.
So like our margins like this is just like freaking breadcrumbs of like a difference.
Like just like they're so freaking mild.
So like when people like anytime someone wants to like throw a fit and I'm like like it's
so funny because like they see the ranking and they're like what that's bullshit.
And then I like show them like the score or the percentage and they're like well I guess
like it's just it's so so tight.
Like I feel like we could just take out the like if we were just around these it would
just it'd be a completely different ballgame.
But I'm not going to do that because I like the super tight percentages.
Yeah.
So that's where Scream 2022 is is placed.
All right.
Oh yeah.
Well I would say that concludes this week's episode.
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So long.
I don't know why that I don't know why I stuttered so much.