What is up bros welcome to the All Bros Podcast.
I'm Caleb.
And I am Jonathan.
We are a couple of aspiring filmmakers that love to watch and critique movies but also
enjoy a lot of bit of the nerd life.
This week on the podcast we only have one item to talk about in 4k spotlight.
So we will discuss that and then we'll get straight into our breakdown which will finally
be our breakdown of Uncharted.
It's not like it's been pushed back like a month.
That didn't happen.
Yeah it's been a hot minute.
But we finally both went and saw it and yeah.
Speaking of that I have an experience to talk about with that that I'm just gonna let you
know right now you might have to mark this episode as explicit.
I usually do so you're good.
Okay good.
Okay cool.
Good.
That's been my go to now.
I'm like did he cuss this episode?
I don't remember.
Explicit.
Yeah so you guys can look forward to that and I think with that we can get straight
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Get into our episode.
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All right starting up with 4k spotlight.
We have one new movie coming out and Rose do you want to tell us about this one?
I would love to.
So it's a movie that we both really enjoyed.
A great sequel and that is Sing To.
So this will be coming to just regular 4k and blu-ray along with two exclusives which
I'm tempted to pick up the Target exclusive just because I want at least to own one exclusive
of this movie and they never they didn't make a steelbook for it and I'm so mad because
I had the first movie on steelbook and it's just gonna look awkward now on my shelf.
Dude why would they not release a steelbook for this?
Right it's the top grossing animated film of 2021.
It's the top?
Yeah well because Encanto literally only played for like I think two weeks or sorry no a month
before it went to Disney Plus and so I think it was only able to get like 250 million from
Thanksgiving to Christmas.
Yeah I agree with that but it's found its stride on Disney Plus.
It's made back its money for how many times it's been streamed.
It's at number one every single week.
Yeah okay that makes sense then I guess.
I was gonna say like that doesn't sound right especially with Encanto but okay like taking
that into consideration like okay I get it.
Yeah yeah don't worry about Encanto.
So with SYNC 2, so like I said regular 4k and blu-ray releases of course but along with
those Target is releasing a just a blu-ray version and I hate that Target never releases
their exclusives on 4k.
I hate that.
It always has to just be regular blu-ray like come on guys get with the times.
But anyway so this exclusive comes with 10 collectible character cards.
Why I kind of want this?
I don't know but it's better than the Walmart exclusive.
So who's ready to hear the Walmart exclusive?
Oh geez.
You know what I get it probably because you know like this is directed to kids but like
come on this is kind of dumb.
Alright so it includes collector's edition blu-ray which that's what all the regular
blu-ray is anyway.
Little jit says collector's edition blu-ray.
Inflatable guitar.
Rockstar glasses with pouch.
You know you can't forget that.
And a microphone.
Walmart.
How far you have fallen.
Right.
So yeah if anyone wants to pick up that amazing limited edition gift set of SYNC 2 where you
can get an inflatable guitar come on that's a no-brainer.
That's the exclusive you want.
So that comes out this Tuesday.
I love the passive aggressive shade you're throwing at this.
So folks on March 29th you can own your very own SYNC 2 blow up guitar.
Frickin hell.
Sorry inflatable guitar.
I'm sorry.
That's when you think they can't come up with anything more dumb than the freaking character
cards.
You know I kind of like the character cards.
So you hated them at first.
You grew to like them.
Yeah that's true yeah yeah yeah Caleb got me to like them.
Dude freaking blu-ray has bullied you into liking them.
He's not wrong.
But yeah that is the only thing that at least big wise that is coming to 4k this week.
Oh sorry one more thing is actually coming out that Jennifer Lopez and Owen Wilson movie
Marry Me.
Oh my gosh did you watch that movie.
No I did not.
So good.
Really?
Oh shit.
Okay it was I'm a sucker for cheesy romances and this is just nothing but cheese.
But I loved every single second of it.
Okay well you know when it's cheaper I will definitely buy them.
Yeah I highly recommend it.
It's a really good time.
I loved it.
It's such a heartwarming movie.
Anyway yeah that's all I'll say about that for now.
But yeah that's all I got for 4k spotlight.
Hell yeah.
Alright well with that like I said that was our only news item so how about we get into
this week's breakdown.
Let's do it.
Alrighty this week we will be breaking down Uncharted.
Like we said like what 6 minutes ago.
The new record.
I don't think that is.
It's close.
The only one that I'm remembering that was like really early was one time when we went
like 13 minutes.
So I'm not 100% certain that we've like other than like the times that we've completely
like had nothing to talk about.
Well okay then maybe.
Well shit.
Yeah so this might be a record with something that we've had something to talk about.
Anyway yeah so like I said this week we'll be breaking down Uncharted.
If you guys are new to our breakdown system we have split movies into 8 different categories
that we individually score to come to a final All Bros letter grade.
And the 8 categories that we score are story, writing, acting, character development, effects,
music, costumes, and then we give it our own personal grade at the very end.
All of those numbers get magically added up and thrown into our algorithm and spits out
a letter grade for us to look at.
And then.
Yeah buddy.
So at the very end we compare it to other to similar movies of the same score.
So with that if you have not seen Uncharted do yourself a favor go check it out.
If you haven't seen any of the video games or haven't played any of the video games or
at least that's what we've been told.
Yes I have never played any of the video games.
I know Rose has never played any of the video games.
I couldn't find anyone that's played the video games that wanted to come on.
Damn that would have been a really fun breakdown.
I know but yeah so we're just going to discuss it amongst ourselves because.
It's literally just us talking about a movie we're not going to relate it to the video
games at all.
Yup.
So with that Rose is about to spoil the entire movie for you so if you have not seen Uncharted
stop listing past this point.
So Rose you want to take our synopsis us.
I would love to.
All right.
So brothers Sam and Nathan Nate Drake are caught by museum security trying to steal
the first map made after the.
Wow I'm already butchering I'm already forgetting the freaking name McGillan.
Magellan.
Geez Louise Jonathan.
I just literally saw this movie Sunday.
How the hell do I already forget how to see this shit.
Well they didn't like fully dive into like the whole Magellan or like not dive in.
They didn't focus on it too heavy.
Okay.
So thanks for.
I'll let you slide with that one.
Appreciate it.
After the after the Magellan expedition the orphanage that houses both boys kick Sam out
before he leaves Sam promises his return to Nate and leaves him a ring with the inscription
seek Parvis Magellan.
We're going to pretend that I said that right.
Okay.
I can already just see here a bunch of Uncharted fans putting in the comments.
It's not how you say it Rose.
I'm sorry.
Fifteen years later Nate works as a bartender in New York City and pickpockets wealthy patrons.
Victor Sully Sullivan a fortune hunter who worked with Sam tracking treasure hidden by
the Magellan crew.
Magellan god damn it.
Magellan crew explains to Nate that Sam vanished after helping him steal Juan Sebastian Elcano's
diary.
Nate who received several postcards from Sam over the years agrees to help Sully to find
his brother.
Sully and Nathan go to go to an auction to steal a golden cross linked to the Magellan
crew.
I'm just going to keep butchering these names where they meet Santiago Munkata the last descendant
of the Munkata family who funded Magellan's expedition and Joe Braddock leader of mercenaries
hired by Munkata.
Nate is ambushed by Braddock's men and the ensuing fight creates a distraction for Sully
to steal the cross.
The duo travel to Barcelona where the treasure is supposedly hidden and rendezvous with Sully's
contact Chloe Frazier who has another cross.
Chloe steals the first cross from Nate but the men convince her to work with them.
Meanwhile Munkata learns from his father that the family fortune will be donated and so
orders Braddock to kill his father so that he will inherit the money instead.
Nate, Chloe, and Sully follow clues in Elcano's diary to Santa Maria del P finding a secret
crypt behind the altar.
Nate and Chloe enter finding a trap door but as they open it the crypt floods with water.
Okay because it was at this point in the movie that I had my freaking horrible theater experience.
Taylor did you have a bad theater experience at all with this movie?
No I went to go see this movie around noon on a Tuesday.
So there was like no one in my theater.
You lucky son of a bitch.
I mean there was probably about like ten in my theater because I saw this Sunday afternoon
well like around like five o'clock so not really afternoon Sunday evening but I didn't
think that you know like there'd be a lot of people there and you know what up until
this point everyone was quiet it was actually like really really nice but at this point
some I'm sorry to say some old fucker I hear his phone I'm like are you fucking kidding
me and so he not only does he he doesn't try to like silence it in his pocket no.
He pulls it out and that shit is freaking bright it hmm he pulls it out and this motherfucker
is on it for it seems like five minutes and like literally brightest brightest fuck no
one's saying anything behind him I'm right next to him and so like I'm like putting up
my hood and like and I fully admit I said it pretty loud I'm like are you fucking kidding
me I was like I should have told him like to like can you please put your phone away
but I'm like that kind of person I'm like I I don't really want to you know get into
it with someone but I really know you're just the type of person to bitch about it on their
podcast yep exactly exactly cuz that's the best way to do it yeah but yeah so so yeah
he's on it for five minutes and it's yeah it's during this this this whole thing where
Chloe it's Chloe right yes yeah Chloe and Nate are like you know like about to get trapped
underwater and they have to keep counting on so they're counting on slowly to turn turn
put a key into one of the knobs yada yada yada whatever so he's like on it for like
five freaking minutes and then he puts away I'm like okay you know I'm hoping that he
just told the person that texted him that you know hey I'm at a movie don't text me
because I'm stupid and I'll check it even though you know I'm not supposed to check
my phone while I'm watching a movie and I'm not joking you 20 minutes later he checks
it again for another five minutes I'm like are you freaking kidding me dude you paid
money for this movie ticket why you gotta ruin it for everybody else dude I would have
VR is becoming much better than because it literally it seems every single time that
I go to the movie theater now someone ruins my experience it hasn't been a good like perfect
experience for me probably since I saw Eternals and that was back in November welcome to the
dark side this is bullshit I say I say whatever whatever we do like whatever we do next week
because the movies after that are going to be like brand freaking new we don't have one
for next week set up yet I am I got one to do but is it like a brand new movie or like
what's the situation with this one or with just with the one that you're thinking of
oh yeah is it brand new I mean it came out a couple months ago is it out on like digital
or anything yet it is yeah all right we we interrupt this breakdown to this to fake this
is how we plan shit what movie are you thinking of West Side Story oh that'd be a good one
we can do that in VR f yes yeah I'll get everything like I say that when you know like
I haven't said they said the yeah I know I'm just like this is an odd time to start censoring
yourself okay let's play that scenario over again okay there we go you're welcome bro
okay yeah so if if our other plan doesn't fall through we'll or if it does fall through
we'll we'll figure it well we'll do West Side Story hell yeah all right getting back into
the breakdown yeah so yeah freaking old people suck they do old fucker god fucking hate that
guy dude that's what I love about the VR because you can freaking block people yeah you fucking
boomers dude I went to a I went to a public like movie room on on big screen a little
while ago like a public one and like I was I was sitting there and was watching Rick
and Morty with like a bunch of people because just because I wanted I wasn't like ready
to invest in a movie or and invest that time into a movie I just wanted something quick
to watch and something fun so I was watching Rick and Morty and there was this dude that
was in the theater and he like came right next to my character or to me and was like
getting in my face and everything and I kept telling him to move and he wouldn't so I freaking
blocked him and he disappeared and I didn't have to deal with it anymore and I'm like
this is great oh I can't that happen in real life yeah and then like there were some like
other people talking they weren't being like actively annoying or like it's just they're
they were just talking loud yeah like they weren't like in my face trying to ignore me
or trying to annoy me they were just talking loud I freaking muted them why can't that
happen in real life I mean that can happen in real life just you know it you're probably
gonna go to jail true but yeah like freaking great dude it is so freaking nice because
it's like I'm like okay you're not annoying enough for me to like completely like get
rid of because I enjoy like feeling like there's other people in this room enjoying the show
with me but you're annoying enough for me to mute so it is so freaking nice I can't
wait till VR movie theaters become like a bigger thing in conclusion people need to
be better and shut the hell up and not check their phones and stop transition me to the
dark side with VR I love it don't get me wrong but I don't want to lose the enjoyment that
I have of actually going to see a movie in person and you I'm not just saying old people
but you know people in general I still do not 100 percent understand why you would prefer
to go to a physical theater instead of seeing a movie like in VR it's just a different
experience man I'm sorry dude are you shitting me I'm dead serious we have freaking no we
have freaking like decided that the VR movie watching experience is better in every single
way other than maybe the the movie quality but even that is not horrible it's still really
freaking good like in VR's the quality of VR is just going to get better fair enough
okay do we still got a freaking have you seen what movies are still on there by chance to
rent I know they just added a few because I wanted to because I really hope because
I want to watch the jackass 3d with you I actually want to watch a 3d movie yeah that
would be sick like yeah the 3d experience is crazy like um someone had like they had
like a like a another public room like a while ago someone was watching a 3d version of passengers
the one with chris pratt and jennifer lawrence yeah the movie that ruined his marriage did
it really I'm pretty sure it did oh shit um but yeah so they have the 3d version of that
playing and it was just it was incredible it was it was insane to watch in 3d so I like
anytime you want to do a 3d movie like I'm freaking down but we need to plan this like
to where like because I keep feeling I keep like pushing it back on you so like next week
minus if you know things fall through we watch west side story we got to watch jackass 3d
or another 3d movie whichever I'm down 100% down anyway back to back to the back to uncharted
sorry um okay so uh so the the crypt floods with water solely helps them escape after
subduing an ambush by braddock using two crosses to unlock a secret passage nate and chloe
find a map that indicates the treasure is in the philippines chloe betrays nate and
takes the map hinting solely is keeping a secret about sam chloe brings the map to mongkada
having also been hired by him to braddock's displeasure displeasure displeasure uh slowly
recovers nate and says after he and sam recovered alcano's alcano's diary they were ambushed
by braddock sam was shot and slowly narrowly escaped mongkada chloe and braddock's team
depart in a cargo plane to find the treasure but braddock kills him to gain power I did
not expect that yeah dude that came out of freaking nowhere just freaking just walks
up and slits his throat I'm like jeez yeah I'm just like um excuse you you are not famous
enough to kill Antonio Banderas exactly only Mark Wahlberg in this movie is famous enough
to kill Antonio Banderas no offense Tom Holland yep uh god damn it police uh uh forcing Chloe
into hiding with the map nate and chloe secretly board the plane and nate confronts braddock
with chloe's help while slowly parachutes out nate and chloe are ejected from the plane
during the ensuing battle and and the pair land in the Philippines where they realize
the map does not pinpoint the treasure nate discovers the treasure's true location through
hints left by sam's postcards but leaves fake coordinates for chloe after correctly doubting
her loyalties he discovers the Magellan Magellan what is it again god damn it Magellan Magellan
he discovers the Magellan ships and reunites with sully braddock's braddock follows them
forcing nate and sully to hide as her crew airlift the ships in their escape sully commandeers
one of the helicopters causing braddock to order the other helicopter to approach for
a boarding action nate defends himself from her mercenaries and shoots down the other
helicopter with one of the ship's cannons braddock drops that ship's anchor while nate
climbs to the helicopter sully throws a bag of collected treasure at braddock who is crept
to death when the ship breaks and falls as philippine naval units arrive nate and sully
get away with a few pieces of pickpocketed treasure and chloe is left empty handed as
she follows the duo with her boat okay oh interesting movie it was um i you know considering
i saw the movie before i've ever played any of the video games i don't know if i want
to play any of the video games now because i'll probably be just like wait why aren't
the video games anything like the movie well i have a feeling that the video games are
better than the movie oh yeah i have no doubt um dude one thing that was really funny to
me was the casting of tom holland because in uncharted like the video game i think nathan
hold on let me i'm before i like put my foot in the mouth
okay he's like 38 and tom holland is what he's our age 25 wow that okay because i know
from what i've seen the original plan because mark walberg has been attached to this project
literally since the beginning in like the 2010s um and he was actually supposed to play
nathan drake but was he really i heard nathan fillian was supposed to play him or they wanted
nathan fillian yeah so they wanted to but that was never confirmed oh yeah i don't know
i don't know mark walberg could have done a decent job in this role i know that they like
they were supposed to be like an older duo yeah like mark i think mark walberg could have
played like nathan drake and then because sullivan or sully is supposed to be like an old man
oh okay but i mean i was okay with it because god i loved these two's banter it it was pretty
good it was pretty good but i think my issue was i'm like this is kind of like an intense story
like why didn't they cast an adult and then i realized tom holland's your age dipshit
like you are an adult
i have a lot of moments like that dude i have so many freaking moments like that where i'm just
like i wish i would have cast an adult and then they're like look and they're like oh they're
like a little bit older than i am maybe like a year or two difference
it gets me every freaking time dude
like anytime i'm like gosh they freaking cast a child in this like super mature role
nope they cast an adult um but yeah like the story overall was pretty compelling like they
it was cool like the the drake kids had had their ties to like historical
um treasure hunting like they had that attachment with their with their family and
he had this obsession with like the Magellan um ships and and everything so like everything like
made sense um i think the only things like story wise that i didn't necessarily care for was
the um the stuff with the monk with Monkata like Antonio Banderas's character that's fair
like it felt like that whole conflict was super not necessary especially with with what they did
with him like i thought like if they would have kept Monkata throughout the entire thing like
i feel like that would have made more sense but why did they like lead this on and then kill
bradic like i know that it was like this whole thing you mean have bradic kill him
you say kill bradic oh yeah yeah have bradic kill him yeah i'm sorry um no you're good like
yeah i think that would have been confusing but anyway it was it was just confusing like i
understood like that bradic needed the the resources but why like why would she kill him
when like it's is it just because oh all the resources are going to be there and so now i
don't need you or like what was the deal with all that i mean it might have been just because he was
starting to get on her nerves um with saying like oh you weren't able to uh get the job done
like i wanted you to so he brings in Chloe yeah so she kind of kept failing him and so i don't know
the i'm sure that that was maybe starting to get to her that's all i can think of i thought it was
dumb like i thought it was dumb the way that they pulled that off because honestly i think like a
better thing because like they have all the resources ready to go right and they're like
resources ready to go right like everything was like set to to go like everything was set they
just had to jump on the plane and go yes or at least that's what it seemed like it after figuring
out some like treasure like some ship stuff but i think they what they should have done was had
Moncada kill his father in the car given that a little bit more of a moment and then have Braddock
kill him or kill Moncada also in the car like just get both of the Moncadas out of the way
and then you have like their resources available to you yeah that's a good idea
like it like it was weird because like everyone on that team already seemed like they were in on the
plan so it was i don't know it just felt odd the timing of it all yeah that's fair that is absolutely
fair but it also made me feel like we wasted a bunch of time following him around
like i'm wondering what this movie would be if you just completely eliminated him
because then you could just say that it was Braddock who had the obsession and then Moncada's father
like if you just take just have Antonio Banderas in it playing Moncada the the the money and then
then you like give him the role that the father had and then he goes and tells Braddock hey
we're we're cutting this this close blah blah blah blah blah and then Braddock kills
Moncada they go and do the mission like it i i think it would just float a little bit better
had they done that they just made a little bit more sense okay i guess where you're coming from
i i can get behind that yeah it just it just felt weird because it's like Moncada who's in charge
of everything obsessed with this treasure his daddy wants to like defund him so he kills his
father and then they go on the the big mission and then his second or his right hand person kills him
like it's just odd it would it would have been so much better if it was like all right Moncada
obsessed with this treasure hires this person um starts talking about disbanding his father
talking about disbanding the search and then the person he hired kills him to continue the search
like much better flow there and you you completely eliminate one person from that
so um
some of the um i mean the treasure hunting stuff was pretty cool like they had a lot of stuff in
this like they had like if you're thinking about it in a in a video game they had kind of like the
spy like stealth missions set up and then like an escape mission then treasure hunting mission
and then like more combat and like yeah that's a good point it was super interesting though the
way that they set it up it just felt like they were different portions of the movie that folk
that kind of was uh focused around a certain type of mission that you would play so i'm one i i
really wish i i knew more about the games because i'm wondering if the game was like
that if they have like those types or if it's just yeah i mean we should done more research on the
game yeah we should have oops but anything with with nathan and and sully was was was pretty good
um i thought it was really funny the like just how they didn't trust each other
like especially sully's whole thing with not trusting like any of them like especially uh
when they're when they go to get the first key at like an auction and you know sully kind of lets
um nate take the rep or rap whatever um and so sully gets into a car and he's just like you
literally were just gonna let you were just gonna leave me there just to um uh
just defend for myself and get screwed he's just like yeah well someone had to get the cross
he's just like you made it out right and he's like that's not the point yeah
yeah i'm as i think about this like there were there were i think there was a couple times where
this the story just kind of dragged a little bit and i think that was a good point because
it kind of dragged a little bit it was an interesting story not like not my favorite
story of like anything else i've seen um just getting into like my score of it
i'm thinking maybe like an 81 like it was good it was entertaining i should say the the way
that they they had everything set up it was entertaining um but i think they could have uh
i think they could have done it a bit better just eliminating some of the the unnecessary
characters reworking all of that stuff um like i said if you could have eliminated the the role
of mancada's father completely if you would have just thrown antonio banderas in that role um yeah
and then after that maybe just paste up some of the the treasure hunting stuff a bit more
because i feel like the specifically the scene with the with the chests full of salt
or the the big pots full of salt um i think that that whole sequence could have been paced up a
little bit better okay like that's fine most of my issues are are pacing and just them taking too
long in a certain portion of the movie everything else like worked pretty fine like i really
thought that that was interesting like um nathan and chloe having to navigate the underground
while sully's trying to navigate above while everything's kind of like modernized and realizing
that there's a key um a lock in the key in like what was it a subway or dominoes
oh he said papa john's oh papa john's yeah
like and him trying like just the shit that they got it like with that kind of stuff was so funny
so i mean that helped with the pacing a little bit but i think the treasure hunting stuff could
been nudged along a little bit faster than they did that's fair i can definitely do that um
uh for me i might actually go like slightly below you i'm gonna go an 80 um
usually these kind of movies like adventure movies like you know like treasure hunting this kind of
stuff doesn't use it's usually not my cup of tea i don't usually attract to these kind of movies
they're not my not my not my favorite um but for the most part i actually really enjoyed this one
um like kayla pointed out there are some storyline problems and there are things
that you can take out even a character that you can take out but overall i had a good time
with the story yeah um dude i thought it was so weird seeing that they um
that they did like a d8 like a 10 years later thing with with the the kids
10 years later thing with with the the kids because he so in this he was supposed to be 25
or in his 20s right i believe so yeah and then his and then like in the past he was supposed to be
like 15 i'm like that's that's weird yeah you know what is weird how many times they try to shoe
horn in uh tom holland shirtless in this movie oh my gosh dude freaking unnecessary as hell
like come on like be better than that like yeah like seriously like come on everyone knows they'd
rather see mark walbert shirtless come on yeah freaking hell um i was waiting for kayle to be
like no that's only you rose that's the response i was honestly expecting not that yeah dude if
you're freaking attracted to marky mark freaking set your standards a little higher ouch what's
wrong with mark walberg dude he's he's funny looking ouch dude it's like all those like the
group of like characters that i throw him into they're all weird looking like i don't understand
so many of the obsessions people have like mark walberg's one of them like i think he's funny
looking uh matt damon is another that i'm just like what the hell is people's obsession with
matt damon like he's a good actor like i really like like his acting but like everyone's saying
like oh he's so hot i'm like is he though and then maybe i got sorry it's like two for two right now
for who i who i find attractive yeah and then the other one that i'm just like i don't understand
is um freaking bread pit oh yeah i don't understand that one either like even like his early stuff
whenever when he was like the hot thing like i'm just eh whatever dude okay two for three
like other than like this scenes where he's just like all muscly and or the movies that he's
that he's like i think troy was one of them um other than movies like that i'm just like i
i do not understand the obsession oh and freaking george cluny like george cluny i think is is weird
looking damn dude freaking hot takes all around over here um but like such an asshole i know i
don't know why but i always group those four there's probably more but i seem to group those
four together freaking mark walberg matt dave and brad pitt and george cluny like i don't know why i
group them in together maybe they were in like an oceans movie together i don't know they might
honestly they actually might have but yeah like i always group them together and yeah like that's
just freaking weird looking dude like i don't understand everyone's obsession with them dude i
don't understand everyone's obsession with tom holland i'm sorry i don't get it oh you freaking
take that back no i won't take that back you don't like you don't think tom holland's like
a freaking stud muffin no i don't like don't get me wrong i love his personality he's a great actor
i love him in every single thing that i've seen he's an amazing spider-man but no he just doesn't
do it for me dude you you get your eyes checked hey you can have you know what you can have tom
holland i'll take mark walberg so shut it fine make him getting the better end of that deal anyway
oh man um
um anyway getting back to to story so yeah you said you were sitting there you know kind of playing
a game of a smash or pass yeah i know right yeah yeah all right so with your 80 that averages our
story grade to an 80.5 moving on over to writing um i feel this was really
was really good wasn't my favorite writing i feel like there was a few unnecessary
things that were our dialogue that was in this
um like the whole thing with sam like i feel i understand that like sam was the motivation
behind nathan going on this adventure in the first place yeah but it just felt like they hid
too much information about sam for way too long
yeah that's that's that's fair like as soon as chloe was like oh you told him about sam right
i'm like okay this is where like you should just freaking spill it like spill everything about sam
and continue on with the story but no it was like constantly a problem speaking of sam how did you
feel about that post credit scene dude holy shit like i knew it was coming i had to tell my it's
it's sam it's sam we all know it's sam sam yep there it is yep there he is like whoa
like whoa caught me off guard what one thing that pissed me off though it will not piss me off with
the post credit scenes is like i think that's the first one and then after that is like uh
um so i'm basically setting up a sequel yeah with sully and nate and like you know nate making fun
of sully for having like a mustache and everything it's a funny scene but i hate that it was spoiled
in the trailers yeah what kind of bullshit was that yeah like why would you post the why would
you put a post credit scene in your freaking trailer dude i legit thought i'm like oh they
just completely cut that scene that's what i thought too yeah because like the entire time
i'm just like it doesn't seem like they're going to be like do any like jump forwards like like i
i was expecting it like the way that they had it set up i'm like okay they're probably going to do
it at like the very end and like set up this whole thing and then once that happened i was and like
they did the first post credits i'm like okay so they're just not going to do that scene all
together and then the freaking end end credit scene was that i'm like dude what horse shit
like so dumb yeah like that was such a waste of time it was it was still funny don't get me wrong
like mark walberg delivers the line very well oh you know your puberty is just around the corner
um but yeah just it got we already saw it in the trailer so it wasn't anything special yeah like
freaking just take one note out of marvel's book don't show your post credit scene at the
in the freaking trailer exactly yeah um trying to think of any other like writing issues the writing
for um oh my god what's what's the like uh evil girl's name braddock braddock how'd you feel about
the writing for her she seemed a bit intense a lot at the time yeah just just a little bit
it like i i don't know like the scene where uh she's it just felt weird coming out of her mouth
i don't know why when she tells nate say hi to your say hi to your brother for me
yeah the way that she said it i'm like yeah she's almost like too sweet to pull something off
yeah exactly but at the same time like um just because the only movies i've seen tom holland in
are the spider-man movies um and so because i haven't seen um chaos walking with him and
daisy ridley but uh when he was when he would say oh shit or like would curse i'm just like tom
pg man this is very weird he said shit in uh civil war oh i don't remember that dude it's when
freaking ant-man grew went to giant and he's like oh shit you don't remember that okay now i'm
remembering that you think that considering that he was a lot younger than that that that would be
like oh my gosh tom stop cursing but for some reason in this one whenever he would curse i'm
just like yeah this is weird i think he's trying to get into more mature roles you know what i can
appreciate that i respect that yeah like i think that's that's something interesting about all the
kid like the the kid actors that we grew up with they're all trying to get into more adult roles
and i kind of am really afraid that tom is getting a little bit of burnout from spider-man
man because he's he's always talking about like not wanting to
like it doesn't seem like he wants to do spider-man for much longer
and that's kind of disappointing yeah that does make me sad the one that like could that bugs the
hell out of me was uh simu liu from shang chi like the guy who plays shang chi oh he he's afraid of
like he's trying to accept uh a lot of like a variety of different roles um to avoid being
uh typecast as shang chi and i'm like bro you went on a like a rant for like the past
like five years freaking wanting to be shang chi yeah and now you are him and now you're just like
well i don't want to always be you know my uh career to always go back to that character
why not you were in an mcu movie that's like the peak of what you can put on your freaking acting
resume i know dude like okay maybe like maybe i understand like being like wanting to go out and
like explore different roles yeah but the way that they it seems like the actors and actresses are
always like oh i don't want to be typecast as one character i'm like dude that immortalizes you
i feel that's how i think don lee gilgamesh is kind of like uh kind of accepted that he's always
going to be cast as like the strong one and so honestly for how many movies yeah because he's a
freaking beefcake damn right um but for how many like god i don't know how many freaking movies
he made but literally they are and he's actually been criticized for it like oh like he he always
plays like the serious strong man like that's all he knows how to play i'm like there's nothing wrong
with that it's like that's not true that's not true he also plays the funny strong man that is
true but it's just like if he enjoys doing it they're making money they're making cuss you know
they're making the consumers happy so be it let him do what he does it's not like it's the exact
same movie every single time it's just a different storyline but like kind of like the same character
aspects yeah but like it's tough because it's like i don't know how it is obviously from from
their perspective but from an outside perspective like why wouldn't you want that exactly like i
said it it immortalizes you yeah like when you get to the point where when when people like with
tom holland like you're eventually like if you do like another trilogy of movies with how big of a
part you've played in these movies when people think spider-man they're going to think tom holland
and toby maguire and andrew garfield like though those three are like immortalized as as spider-man
now same thing with hugh jackman like he can obviously perform in other roles like we've seen
that when it comes to like greatest showman or any of like his earlier work like before x-men
but he is wolverine even if someone comes in after like let's just say someone comes
like the next wolverine comes in freaking kills it and it's just universally loved
people are always going to remember hugh jackman yeah and like i don't know i like with with with
simu like not wanting to like trying to like avoid that with shang chi i'm like dude if people don't
remember you as shang chi like they're going to remember you as the dude from kim's convenience
i love that show though dude it is such a good show onto that show
oh my gosh such a good show but yeah like he
that for for someone on the outside is immortalization and it's hard for me to
understand why you wouldn't want that oh yeah no i absolutely agree that's i think that's i think
that's a question like if we ever got someone like major famous on here i'd love to ask them about
just like why do you guys want to avoid being like typecast like i know it makes it more fun
like typecast like i know it makes it more difficult for you to find work and like get in
on different projects but like do you do you actively avoid it because it's hard to find work
after i'm like for tom holland he like they're they're going to be making there he's going to
be making spider-man money for the rest of his freaking life oh yeah well he's sony's golden boy
yeah like and then like same thing like they're going to be making like some crazy freaking money
off of his characterization for years to come like what and i understand that like oh i want to go
and do like other projects but like why like i like i get it like if you want to be like oh i
i got into to acting for the love of it and i want to act in other things and be part of that process
like i understand that but i don't know i don't know like tom holland's case i completely get it
like i completely understand simu right that's how he says him yeah simu i have a hard time
with him a little bit just because of how much he pushed marvel to not push them but he's just like
hey marvel when you gonna cast me in you know something oh how about you know shang chi you
know yeah yeah yeah you like kept persuading them like he put so much effort into it um that the
fact that like just after like one movie he's just like oh well you know i don't want to be
typecast when yeah i'm like okay freaking chill out like you've been in one movie yeah like you're
still at the point where you could be recast exactly tom hall until tom holland wants to go
somewhere else he's not going anywhere anytime soon if sony has a say in it no one else is playing
spider-man yep well you know anyway getting back to to uncharted writing yeah
not too much wasted dialogue i do feel like there was a sign
a deep there was enough for me to notice like okay that didn't need to be in there that didn't need
to be in there that was just completely throwaway line and a lot of it was around sam you know i was
you know i would uh i don't know why this kind of felt like you could put the two scenes into just
one scene when antonio banderas's character i'm sorry i already forgot his name i apologize
is talking to his father and they're sitting in front of that church i think like on a bench
and then literally the next scene is them in a car and that's when you know like he kills his
father um like i get like the the um what's the word the symbolism of the church oh yes
okay so uh like like i said i i get why i'm the symbolism with the church behind them but i feel
that scene where you know his father is talking about hey you know like you're not getting any
of the inheritance you know it's all going to charity yada yada yada i feel that that could
have honestly just been set in the car when they're both going to somewhere as well easily and then he
just kills him right there as well yeah dude that would have been so much better yeah thank you um
so yeah that was definitely one of the biggest writing problems i had was that saying yeah it's
just mancato's i think that was his name right yeah mancato mancata mancata a lot of his
dialogue could have been cut down like something awful and i know that there was a lot of um
quips between nathan and and sully and those worked out pretty well and i know that there was a
like quite a bit between chloe and and like most of the people and sully yeah um and it worked out
really well it worked out like super well but i don't know i think there's just things that could
have been done a little bit better like one thing that i didn't like fully understand
i think they needed to show more of a financial struggle for
nathan than they did because why is he stealing shit if he has a job
i mean i'm assuming he probably doesn't make jack shit as a bartender
i don't know i feel like they could have shown that a little bit more that that's fair i mean
i can't remember did they show his apartment at all they did and it wasn't like horrible
oh i don't think yeah i don't know it didn't seem like anything that he couldn't afford
i feel i don't know if they wanted to show that kind of struggle he should be living in like an
apartment like you know pier parker is at the end of spider man no way home
i don't even think that i think maybe they could have put him in something nicer
and then like then made us question okay how the hell can a bartender freaking afford this and then
shown that he steals and then like oh okay that tracks yeah like just something along those lines
like just set it up a little bit better because it for me it didn't seem like he needed to steal
you know fair enough
um where are you sitting at with writing i would say i'm i'm a below a little bit
from the story um only slightly so i'm i'm gonna go 78
yeah i'm i think i don't think i'm quite in the 70s yet
i think i'm at like maybe a 70 or no i'll i'll go to i'll go to an 80
i'll try and be a little bit generous to this one um i thought yeah it was just not quite as good as
the story was like if you're really diving deep into the story and you're like oh my god
not quite as good as the story was like if you're really diving deep into into everything that they
try to do yeah all right next up we got acting so i think the big ones were tom holland who played
nathan drake mark walberg who played victor sully sullivan uh sofia ali who played chloe frazer
uh taty gabriel who played braddock and then antonio banderas who played santiago mancada
um so out of these people who would be in your top three uh
uh sorry i gotta pull up the names because i'm like totally forgetting them uh
so number three i would i would give to chloe what's what's the actress's name
uh sofia ali sofia ali she was great um really enjoyed her performance um and honestly uh
uh when when she betrayed uh sully and nate i thought that was a really good uh character
moment for her i kind of did you see it coming her like betraying yeah a little bit yeah that's
yeah i i would honestly agree with that like it just the way that they just did not trust each other
it's just blatantly obvious that they that they weren't going to like get along the entire
the entirety of this yeah um but yeah like i think i think it's kind of dumb how they like
completely cut her out of the final final part yeah that cuz that was honestly dumb like
like come on i thought there's like it was kind of turning into like a trio kind of thing but then
yeah at the end they're just like nope back to a duo yeah um what about your number two
uh number two i would have to give to tom holland's nate um really yeah yep oh yeah
um don't get me wrong i really liked his performance uh i think he did a really
really good job had some really good one-liners all really really funny um actually honestly this
might be like one of the funniest times i've seen tom holland um done him wrong his his his role as
spider-man is freaking hilarious but um he he is actually a very very funny guy um he knows how to
deliver comedy but i'm sorry number one has to go to mark walberg as sully because i freaking loved
his character he was such a smart ass i loved every minute of it he was so great in this movie
i whenever he was on screen i'm just like dude i freaking loved your character so much in this movie
oh yeah yeah number one absolutely mark walberg damn oh my my top three is a little different
it's the exact same people though um my number three i would actually give to mark walberg
to mark walberg okay um i thought he was really really good um not necessarily like
when mark walberg gets cast he's playing mark walberg i don't think he has too much of a range
that that's fair like i think the most not mark walberg actually i can't even say that never mind
i was trying to think of a movie that like he didn't play mark walberg but he's just
yeah like it's just mark walberg playing mark walberg why is that so funny it's
the way you said that yeah it's tough for me to give him like super high when it's just like the
same characters over and over and over and over again it's just different costumes
you know you know it fair enough man fair enough so yeah not necessarily yeah not my favorite but i
think he did like you said he did do a really good job um with the um the the the the the the
job um with the the comedic performance and just kind of being that comedic relief for us
my number two would actually go to tom holland okay um i think my only surprise is that you would
put like with yours was putting mark above tom but really used to pro yeah like i honestly thought
that you were they're going to go with uh with tatty gabriel who played braddock or antonio but
like i thought maybe for a second but yeah my uh yeah number two i'd give tom holland he
he i think he like gave a a really decent performance very similar to uh to peter parker
in a way maybe just a bit more suave than uh peter parker definitely more of a smart ass
definitely more of a smart ass um but yeah his comedic bits were pretty good
um he nailed the action sequences like amazingly um my only issues with his performance were was
when he was talking history the way that he was talking about the history it felt very scripted
you know that's i can absolutely agree with that yeah i kind of noticed that too
yeah it just it didn't feel like he was pulling it from like the top of his memory it felt very much
like he was reading an excerpt from like an article or something it so like it kind of got
to dock points for that and with how much he did it too it was like if he would have only done it a
couple times like i probably would have been able to forgive it um but it's just throughout the
entirety of the movie he he gave that kind of performance and it was always with the uh the
history like always everything else like felt really good like his comedy felt like off the cuff
his banter with with different people like it all felt really good the only part i had issues with
was when like i said the history um and then number one i'd actually give to sophia ollie i felt she
gave a very powerful performance um with the uh the trust and everything like not being able to
trust anyone kind of uh showing some vulnerability with uh with with nathan
um i think she pulled off that really well and like kind of got to the point where she was like
learning to trust but never got quite there like which we saw as like as like the moment where she
gets like the fake coordinates and she just freaking bounces like it was it it was good like
she i think thought she did really well like she pulled off like the betrayal really well like
everything like there i had close to no issues with her performance other than like maybe some
dryness here and there but other than that like i thought she did really well
um all right where are you sitting at with the score
uh for how much especially i loved mark warburg and tom holland's um bantering off of each other
i just love seeing these two together um i'm gonna go on 85
i'm actually gonna go a little bit lower than you okay um i think i'm gonna go down to an 82
um i think i'm gonna go down to an 82 it was like don't get me wrong it was like the the performance
was watchable it was like it was that's all i can really say though it was watchable the actors
like did the best that they could i felt um i think tom kind of dropped the ball a little bit
like just with like i said with the dialogue i i we've seen him do better and i yeah that's fair
especially just coming off of no way home uh like i don't know like the order of like filming or
whatever but yeah i don't either i i feel like he like especially with what we got in no way home
like we could have gotten something way better out of him for this um so yeah i'll i'm down at an 82
um which averages us out to an 83.5 moving on over to character development
i don't know about you but there i don't i didn't feel like there was any growth or
arc for nathan oh there wasn't no yeah at the end he was still the same character yeah he was the
exact same the only difference now is actually he thinks his his brother's dead so he's like exactly
where he was yeah or not like not quite exactly like he knew that his brother was out there
was out there somewhere or he thought his brother was out there somewhere comes to find out his
brother's dead and then it just like that was it like nothing really character wise came came from
that yeah that that's true like i can't think of a single freaking thing the only like i feel like
sully had more growth but even then not really like he was just so after gold like that was like he
was just after the riches and came upon the riches and had like one moment of being like okay i can't
let this kid die went and saved nathan and then nathan pulled out some treasure for him and he's
just like yeah give me give me give me yeah exactly yeah he's not like oh you know you know kid you
keep it you deserve it now he's just like yeah no give me that shit yeah i'm like come on yeah like
you you almost had a good character moment and then you you had me and you lost me yeah i almost
would have preferred them to not have had any gold and yeah that's fair and then like have him fly
in silence for a little bit and then have sully start bringing up a different treasure
i would have loved that and that would have been a really good setup for the sequel
yeah like it would have been super good for the sequel but just like
yeah i uh i think they dropped the ball like the cannonball yeah my gosh sorry i
i have some extreme thoughts with our next category um but this this one it's
hard for me to give really high on this because i don't think we didn't i don't think we got any
arc from from them from either of them from the two main characters i don't think we got
that much of an arc yeah i agree so i'm fairly low i am too where do you where are you sitting
ah i'm gonna go a 70 not as damn it i was going to try and be nice and give it a 71
but i i'll happily give it a 70 as well okay cool uh so that averages averages us out to a 70
like i said not much to go off of with this it was it was that might be our like shortest
discussion on character development yeah like honestly
i'm going lower i i talked myself into going lower i i'm going down to like a 64
okay it was just there's because there's nothing to talk about with their development 65 for me
all right so that brings us to a 64.5 for the character development
64.5 for the character development and because like we said there wasn't any yep
all right moving on over to effects i have so many problems let's hear them
let me get this out of the way first action sequences the stunt work was amazing
like they did some really cool stuff and it looked like tom did a lot of his own stunts
that doesn't surprise me at all um i don't know if that's 100 like if that's super true
i'm just saying it looked like him it did very much the one move that like really got me
like had me like whoa was um when they were fighting at the the auction and he did the
and he did like this cool like spin on the railing
oh yeah like it kind of looked like he was going to like jump off but like
did like a spin to get behind um the big dude and on the right like that i thought that that
stunt was super sick um honestly fight was really cool with him just like jumping onto the
uh not chandelier but you know like the whole like white fixture up in the ceiling
yeah that looked super cool like all everything that happened in the in the art gallery was really
cool um and throughout the movie a majority of the stunt work was really well done
um felt really real didn't feel too supernatural i would say um my problem lies with
how they set this up because they set this up in like reality i feel like they didn't have anything
like i said that felt superhuman any feats like that so when they had
a single helicopter lift up an ancient pirate ship with
the entirety of its load on it and i'm talking cannons and barrels upon barrels upon barrels
of gold solid freaking gold i was just like bullshit that is no that's not how that works
at all nope and i absolutely agree like when they like first like had the helicopters coming down
i'm like okay they're gonna have like two helicopters per ship which i would have bought
way more than one copter per ship in reality probably need like what like four i doubt that
is possible because i'm sure that would be quite a struggle but yeah i could like somewhat buy two
yeah i can't buy one yeah bullshit easily could have bought two easily could have bought two
but yeah in reality you're you probably like it's it's not even the fact that it was like
you probably like it's it's not even the fact that it was like one which i that was like a
major okay that was a majority of the problem it that it was only one but it was just the fact
that it was a single prop helicopter are you shitting me yeah those things need at least
four turbo pro or like like two yeah turbo prop double propeller like massive freaking
machines to carry that shit you're talking about solid iron cannons yeah like solid iron cannons
like i'm pretty like i have freaking cast iron uh i have a cast iron tabletop for my freaking
table saw outside if i dropped that on a wood floor it would just fall straight through
damn yeah and you're telling me that one a single prop helicopter
lift up that entire ship you can go to hell
and yeah like freaking bullshit absolute bullshit like there's no way like i thought they were even
going to do something smart like okay let's take all the barrels out and load them into like a net
and then we'll take the net and like come back for the ships later like something along those lines
so it's like okay instead of having like fighting over the freaking ships i mean it led for a really
cool scene oh yeah that was badass it was super cool but i could not get over the freaking
single helicopter yeah that was real bullshit and i think on top of that it was the fact that i went
to like a single chain right or did it did it have different mounting points for each of the chains
because there were four chains because it was like they had like a a weird like a band underneath it
and then like going up onto the chain so did they have four mounting points for the chains or did
it lead into one no it led into one that it
nope that's not how that works at all someone didn't learn the physics properly
oh shit i'm gonna look up how much uh a pirate ship like wade
wade i'm like kind of scared to see how much you're gonna knock down the effects i'm very
interested okay like what what size do you think this ship was like
like man i honestly couldn't tell you all right hold on i'm calling it oh okay
a a medium-sized class of a of a warship so this was a three so that's like a three masted ship
with square sails okay well this only had one sail right i think so what i'm remembering yeah
i'm remembering yeah okay they weighed around 1 000 tons
holy shit
which that converts to
to two million pounds oh screw you oh wait oh okay
okay i had i had a a little bit of a freak out because i i thought at first like reading it that
it could have lifted it oh okay because i i read it wrong because i so those ships would weigh around
a thousand tons that is a medium-class warship the ship that that we saw was like an exploring ship
or like an exploration ship so it was significantly smaller it only had a single mast a single sail
and yeah so i would say it's about
not even like maybe half of that i'll be generous and say it's about half of that which is 500 tons
so 500 tons in pounds would be it'd be one million pounds right so the a light utility helicopter
can lift between 12 000 and 4 000 pounds so that is a light helicopter like a light utility helicopter
the m-26 helicopter which is the world's largest heavy lift helicopter can transport up to 44 000
pounds so if you divide one million
by 44 000 you would need 22 of those bastards to lift up a pirate ship
and that's not even taking to into account the gold
so you uncharted can go screw yourself and your physics department
oh shit dude i'd love that you added that into this that was awesome i know that that was a lot
of boring math for our listeners but it's math that needed to be done it was your physics department
can go screw themselves thinking a single one-prop helicopter can pick up that much no you need 22
of those bastards and that's not just for both that's just for one of them you would have been
so much better off realistic wise had you just thrown the barrels yes seriously though
oh shit dude god that is so much worse than i thought that is so much worse than i thought
oh my gosh anyway so that is one thing that i'm definitely docking for
but regardless of that of the physics of
of the freaking moon i guess
it did lead for pretty good scenes like it looked really cool like the way that they were
swinging in and out of the mountains and and everything that looked really freaking good
definitely could tell that it was like a cg everything yeah yeah you could definitely tell that
absolutely but it wasn't super distracting either so i mean it fit well it just wasn't like the best
effects in the world like it didn't like you could tell it was fake yeah so it was like
you could tell it was fake yeah so for me i'm giving props where props are due with with the
stunt work have to dock for some of the the janky shit um i think i'm going to be at an 83
you know i'm gonna match that yeah i agree
uh all right the averages is out to an 83 for effects um next up we got music
um i mean the soundtrack wasn't horrible no i'm gonna kind of like how you point out which i
really like in every episode like there wasn't like a tune that like got stuck in your head
you didn't walk away humming something from this movie unless you did not really um i it's been a
minute since i've seen it were there any like big songs that they played because i'm all i'm
remembering is like the scores and the scores fit well but oh yeah but no not from what i remember
yeah so i think i'm sitting at a seven yeah i agree like it's hard to justify going any higher for
for music because i mean the scores just didn't like blow me away or anything yeah yeah i agree
it's just the music did what it was supposed to it but i don't feel it enhanced the scenes any
it just it accompanied like seven the seven is just did the music do what it was supposed to
and accompany the scenes well then yes eight and up is just is more like okay and enhance the scenes
so yeah seven is perfect all right next up we got costumes
um pretty basic costumes i would say i would agree i mean you know at least they gave nate
and nate his uh classic look from the uh video game i don't know that's stully i don't know if
that's like if he just wore like a cargo button-up shirt not cargo but i don't know i i've like i
said i know nothing about the game other than like what i've seen with nathan fillian like that fan
film that they did it's it's good it's only like 14 minutes long oh okay like it's a short little
one but i freaking love nathan fillian he is he is a gem yeah so costumes i mean they fit well i think
the like you said it it matched the video game pretty pretty closely i would say um
other than that not too impressive like from anyone i think maybe the only one i would consider
being like oh that like her her costume was like a bit extra was braddick yeah i would agree with
that so i think i'm i'm at a seven for your costumes i'm gonna actually be a nate and nate
yeah just just because i appreciate that they uh at least with nate nates i don't know about sullys
that they actually stayed true to the uh video games and gave him his classic look towards the
ending of the movie okay um well since we round down that brings us to a seven for costumes
i like it all right last up with our own personal score rose you want to take this one i would love
to so overall um i honestly walked out of this movie liking it a lot more than i thought i was
when this movie first came out everyone literally said if you have played the video games you're
gonna hate it if you never did you're probably gonna enjoy you're gonna have a good time and
i had quite a good time i it was definitely a fun ride um tom holland and mark walberg had
really good chemistry together i loved their bantering off of each other like i've said many
times in this episode um they they were just great um they were just great um they were just
great um and you know maybe who knows maybe i'll try to actually play an uncharted game now that
i've seen the movie we'll see um but yeah overall like for how much i had a good time with this movie
you know i'm gonna go in 82
damn i i had i so i have my scores set up on a sticky pad yeah um the only one that i changed
was uh character development um and i seriously had an 83 for my personal score oh hell yeah um
just for all the reasons you said it was it was good i enjoyed myself there were not very many
things that pulled me out of the movie but it was the freaking helicopter like completely pulled me
out yeah i can i just like what like it was just i think maybe if it even if it was like a bigger
ship or a bigger helicopter i probably could have bought it a bit more like we talking like uh black
out and transformers yeah like just something bigger with some like meat on its bones like this
yeah this felt like weak as shit so but yeah i mean it was a good adventure movie um i loved
the puzzles i think they they solved stuff like maybe a little bit too complicated for like it to
be interesting for it to be too interesting the entire time um one thing that i i did appreciate
though is the keys like the crosses and how they became like you had to use them both
that was like or like yeah or threw out like you obviously it was like separate like you could do a
few of the puzzles separately but then like having to work together at the very end i just liked how
big of a role those had because i feel like in a lot of adventure movies or just treasure hunting
movies it's like oh we found this key we use it to get it here and then we never need it again
yeah so it was it was nice that it's like okay it felt like you guys needed to hold onto this a lot
longer than just to open one freaking door yeah so i really like that um really like the dynamics
between mark walberg and tom holland um i would love to see them in something else maybe a bit
more on the comedic side oh yeah i agree yeah i think that could be really fun um but yeah overall
had a really good time um but yeah just not one that i was i left the theater being like oh i need
to see like more of this just like this was good and if they come out with another one i will go
see that one too yep same here so pretty average feelings about it so yeah that's why i'm i'm at an
83 for it um but with that that concludes this week's breakdown and the final obro's litter grade
for uncharted has come to a sorry geez freaking went hog wild with that one man dramatic effect
now all right it came to a c plus okay i honestly actually thought it was gonna score higher i thought
it was gonna be in like the bees yeah i'm i'm not hating where this is at though i you know i'm not
you know i actually yeah now looking i forgot kind of how bad we graded character development
so yeah c plus makes absolute sense yeah i mean it makes sense and honestly where this is at like
compared to the other movies i'm not hating it okay so uncharted is sitting at a 79.12
percent that puts it below mortal kombat 2021 which is at a 79.49
which that like comparing uncharted to mortal kombat like that's a perfect comparison for me
that yeah you know that's fair i which did you enjoy more though
mortal kombat i'd have to say uncharted actually that's fair um honestly it was just maybe one
character that that brought mortal kombat up for me but yeah so yeah below mortal kombat 2021 which
is at a 79.49 it is below scott pilgrim versus the world which is at a 79.58 and we all know that it
should be higher than that brook are you proud of yourself now yeah honestly that's the like if we
fix that one i agree with most of our scores um let's see it's below aladdin which is at a 79.62
which i mean i guess
yeah um it also puts it below the crudes a new age which is at a 79.68
and then finally it's below yes day which is at a 79.81
um going on the opposite end this puts it above jexie which is at a 79
it's above army of the dead which is at 78.87
it's above the new mutants which is at a 78.77 it's above godzilla versus kong which is at a 78.56
and then last it is above tenacious d and the pick of destiny which is at a 78.28
so yeah yeah it's um i think it has a pretty decent home i agree yeah i really like its placement
yeah and like i said the margins here are super freaking tight um like hell to get one full
percentage away you have to go all the way down to the bottom of the list and then you have to go
get one full percentage away you have to go all the way down to venom let there be carnage
god damn and that's that's eight movies before it's a full percentage away
wow yeah so like there there's a decent amount of of chunk in there where it's like like i think
objectively you could just say that like if we were just around to the nearest number a lot of
the like or not the nearest like if we were just to knock off all the anything past the first number
or the first two numbers it would basically be saying like unchar or jexie and up are all 79
percent and then from like army of the of the dead down to venom let there be carnage is all 78
percent like they're really freaking close like i said it's the five like the five that i listed
off underneath uncharted are like the it's 0.8 difference wow okay wow and then like going upwards
it's one two yeah like yeah 0.7 so the margins are really freaking tight on it so
kidding wow this is why i love our system because you could just see like oh this movie gets a
little bit higher like you have like a definitive ranking of these movies based solely off of the
percentage and i freaking love it but anyway i was like wait i swear to you i thought you froze
oh no like i thought you it it looked like you were about to say something so i was like
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