What is up bros and welcome to the All Bros Podcast.
I am Jonathan.
And I'm Caleb.
And we are no longer a bunch of aspiring filmmakers.
That was your big idea just saying oh we're not aspiring filmmakers anymore.
I just want people to know the truth.
Shit man.
Sorry that was...
So we are two bros that love to critique movies and literally that's what we do in our spare
time.
Even when each of us goes out to visit each other the spare time that we get together
we just critique movies together.
So welcome to...
Yeah dude we gotta come up with a script for this because this is god awful for what I'm
saying.
I can't make up shit on the spot.
Yeah no shit you can't.
Hey shut up.
So yeah welcome to the All Bros Podcast.
This week on the podcast we got nothing for 4K Spotlight.
Unless you guys like the Untouchables I've never seen it.
But if you guys enjoy that movie it comes out on 4K Steelbook as well as 4K.
I honestly like the 4K cover better which I feel is a rarity for me.
So if I ever do pick this movie up it will definitely just be the regular 4K cover or
4K version whatever.
Then we got a new trailer to talk about for Through the Wall.
The next Marvel movie coming out.
We got the second trailer for that.
And then our headliner of the evening.
I know last week we said it was either going to be The Bad Guys or Chippendale Rescue Rangers
and Chippendale Rescue Rangers wins.
So we'll be breaking that movie down.
So it's going to be fun.
But yeah that's all I got.
And yeah this is how bad I am if I don't have a script to run off of.
Run off of that I've literally had to say for over 200 episodes.
So yeah.
Dude you know what's funny?
It's freaking hilarious because that is the only part of our show that's scripted.
We can jack up the opening so so bad but the rest of the show will go completely fine.
There's nothing else I have written down.
I know that my description of how we break down movies is the same each and every week.
That's just something I came up with on the fly and am able to repeat.
It's not scripted.
I've never tried to script it.
Everything has been scripted other than the opening and our outro when we're talking about
our social media and shit.
Which I think is pretty standard but still I think it's so funny how we can jack up the
opening super freaking bad.
Oh shit.
So before I f this up anymore what do you say we get started?
Say let's do it.
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Alright so like I said nothing for 4k spotlights so moving right into Through the Wall where
we got our second trailer for Thor Love and Thunder which comes out this July and I don't
know why but I am not fully on board with this movie.
Don't get me wrong it looks like a blast Taika Waititi I loved Thor Ragnarok even though
I know Caleb wasn't the biggest fan of some of the things that he did with Hulk he loved
when Hulk was Hulk but when he was Smart Hulk I know Caleb wasn't the biggest fan of that.
Well okay he wasn't quite Smart Hulk then he was frickin Toddler Hulk.
Okay that's true that is very true yeah Toddler Hulk so I can even agree with Caleb with that
I wasn't a fan of Toddler Hulk I actually prefer Smart Hulk to Toddler Hulk.
You can go frickin jump off a cliff.
Oh good because I was already planning on that after this episode so you spoiled the
surprise.
Shit.
I might have gotten a little dark there sorry about that.
Where was I before making a joke about that kind of shit?
Yeah you were talking frickin blasphemy.
Oh yeah so like I said I like Smart Hulk better than Toddler Hulk but that's just my opinion
I know Caleb hates Smart Hulk.
Wrong opinion.
You can kiss my ass.
But anyway so yeah like I said I really enjoyed what Taika Waititi did with Thor 3 had a blast
with that but I really don't know what's missing with this one like I love that Chris Hemsworth
is back as Thor I mean of course because he's amazing and it's really cool seeing Natalie
Portman as being back as Jane Foster you know all that fun stuff but I'm just not fully
on board with this movie yet.
Any thoughts Caleb?
No I can feel you there.
We were talking a little bit about this before we started recording.
I think the problem that this movie is going to have at least with like the masses is that
this isn't as grand of a scale as the other two movies that we've had.
Like technically you can count four if you want to include Shang-Chi and Eternals in
there but what Eternals and Shang-Chi had going for it was that it was creating a universe
within the MCU so it was expanding the MCU.
Eternals, same thing, expanding.
And then with Spider-Man No Way Home and Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness those
were doing the same thing.
Those were traveling outside of the MCU, traveling to different universes like doing a lot of
expansion.
So I think where Thor is going to fall flat is it's not expanding on the MCU.
It's kind of sticking within it.
Like what's already canon I feel.
Like obviously we're going to get some new stuff.
Like we're getting Zeus.
It looks like we're getting a Council of Gods.
Is that Russell Crowe playing Zeus?
Yes.
That is Russell Crowe.
That is a great choice.
So we're going to be seeing that.
I feel that this movie and I don't know why I'm not on board with this movie because one
show kind of did the same thing.
I feel I can relate this movie to how Hawkeye was with the Disney Plus series where all
the Disney Plus series before and honestly after.
I haven't seen Moon Knight yet but I feel those like honestly kept expanding the MCU,
Wandavision with the Multiverse, same thing with Loki, even What If.
Whereas Hawkeye was just like super grounded, just two archers in New York City.
That was it.
Trying to celebrate Christmas.
So I feel that Thor is coming.
That's exactly the situation.
Thor is going, I feel, is going to be expanding upon the character of Thor Odinson.
It's not going to be giving us like more multiversal craziness like No Way Home or Doctor Strange.
I think this one's going to feel very grounded in comparison to those two movies.
So I think maybe that's because we just got off of the multiverse high and now we're kind
of bringing it back down to.
And honestly I'm kind of glad about that because don't get me wrong, I love the multiverse.
It's awesome seeing all of these different characters interacting but I feel like sometimes
you need a break from that and just tell a grounded level story.
So I feel like maybe it's talking about it has made me jump a little more on board with
this movie.
I'm not saying like I need like a third trailer because I don't really think I want to see
a third trailer.
I feel that's going to spoil too much.
I feel this trailer delivered a lot from what we needed, not what we needed but what they
probably wanted us to see because I know Kevin Feige felt that the promotional team for In
the Multiverse of Madness, he felt that they spoiled a little too much for that movie.
So I'm hoping that is not the case for this movie because that's really going to suck
that if most of these scenes that we've seen with Jane Foster as Thor are the only ones
that are in the movie.
This is a tough movie for me.
I think what's most intriguing for me, because this trailer intrigued me a lot, just the
way that Cork was telling a story about Thor, almost like he's a myth.
Yeah, I mean a lot of people are just like, oh my god, Thor's dead.
Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking, but I'm like, no, they wouldn't do that.
They wouldn't give Thor just one additional movie.
It seems like they're kind of wanting to use Thor for whatever the future of the MCU holds
in regards to the Avengers and that team.
At least that's the vibe I'm getting.
No, I agree considering he's the only one of the main three that actually got a fourth
movie.
Yeah, so I think it'd be super weird for them to be like, alright, one more and done.
Unless this is their way of being like, okay, we're wrapping up his story.
It just makes me question, where's it going to go from here?
Because I don't see, unless she's just suddenly 100% on board again, I don't see Natalie Portman
doing a multiple movie run as the mighty Thor.
Oh, I don't either.
I'm honestly amazed that she came back for this one.
I know.
Like, that's what, like if they would have like done recasting or had like a different
actress playing the mighty Thor, I would have been like all for it.
I'm like, okay, cool.
So this is where it's going, like kind of a passing of the torch thing.
But it doesn't seem like that's going to be the case.
It seems like she's been Thor for a little while.
Yeah.
Which is...
I want to see how that goes because it seems like she's established and like, she's sitting
next to Valkyrie and on this like council, which someone was saying or pointed out one
of the gods sitting in front of Jane Foster looked like Bast, the panther goddess from
Black Panther.
Oh, cool.
So it seems like she's on a council of gods and everything.
So who knows how long this takes place after Endgame.
But Valkyrie is now the king of Asgard.
It seems like her right hand person is Jane.
Because I know Hawkeye takes place five years after Endgame.
Five years?
Um...
Shit.
Four or five.
I know, right?
Yeah, when they said that, I'm like, damn.
Okay.
Shit.
That's crazy.
Like, I was expecting a few months.
Like I was...
You know, I'm second guessing myself.
Let me check this out.
You keep talking about Thor of the Thunder.
Yeah.
I think with Thor, it's going...
Like I said, what's sold me is I'm excited to see where this goes.
If this is kind of like a wrapping up of Thor's...
Thor Odinson's story, like so be it.
But you kind of got to establish like what's going to happen with the Thor title.
Is Jane going to pass it on to someone?
Like maybe an original character?
Valkyrie?
Like is she going to be like the new Thor?
Like which I would be all for.
I would be a hundred percent for that.
Like if they just wanted to be like...
All Thor?
Ha.
God, that was bad.
Jeez, I hope that cliff is big.
I'll quickly drive up to Moab and I'll let you know.
I'll pick the biggest one, I'll pick the highest one just for you.
I'll live stream the whole thing.
Oh man.
Yeah, so if they pass on the title of Thor to Valkyrie, I would love that because I can
definitely see her doing a multiple movie run with the power of Thor.
Tessa Thompson, right?
Yeah, like I think she'd do incredible.
Absolutely agree.
Natalie Portman, tough sell.
If Chris Hemsworth wanted to continue...
I have a little love-hate relationship with her.
I don't know what it is.
Well just because like for how...
Just how she is, she's like acted towards the MCU.
Like she loves it one minute and then she's like, oh no, I don't want anything to do with
it anymore.
It's like make up your damn mind, woman.
Yeah exactly.
Like it just...
It doesn't make sense.
So I hope that this kind of clears it up of where everything is going to go.
I mean it'd be really cool to see Valkyrie take on the mantle of Thor.
Like honestly, I feel I'd probably rather much agree with that because I don't know,
like don't remember.
I feel I gotta wait until I see this movie with Natalie Portman in action.
But just like thinking back to San Diego Comic Con when freaking Taika Waititi like went
all out, like got on one knee and like held out Mjolnir to Natalie Portman.
And the way she just like kind of grabbed it like, oh thanks.
And then like put it in the air like barely.
Yeah almost like she was embarrassed.
Yeah like are you freaking serious?
Like come on.
That's a freaking honor.
I'd own that shit.
Yeah I mean though okay, my justification for that is maybe she's a little bit more
introverted than we assume.
So maybe that was just an uncomfortable situation for her to be in.
Fair.
But again, you're an actress.
Freaking get over it.
Okay so I looked it up.
So actually Hawkeye takes place Christmas 2024.
So is that like right after?
No, so it says Hawkeye takes place during Christmas in 2024.
So that makes it the furthest out show in the MCU currently.
Every show and movie that has come out within the universe since Avengers Endgame takes
place before Christmas in 2024 making Hawkeye the outermost project at this time.
So when did Endgame happen?
That's what I'm confused about too because wasn't that like a five year gap?
Yeah.
So Infinity War came out in 2019?
18.
So Endgame in 19.
20, 21, 22, 23.
Okay so technically Endgame ended in 2023.
And so this is just a year after Endgame?
I guess so.
Alright.
Whatever.
Yeah okay.
I hope they have this... I'm just kind of confusing sometimes.
I know.
I hope they freaking have like a timeline somewhere in their like headquarters to keep it straight.
Dude seriously.
But anyway.
Getting back to Thor.
I'm really excited to see them introduce the Olympians with Zeus and all of them because
that just means that I would be genuinely shocked if we did not get even like an introduction
to Hercules.
Because Hercules is a big character within the Marvel universe.
So if we do not get at least an introduction to Hercules I'm going to be really upset.
That's fair.
What do you think of Christian Bale as the... what's his name?
Like the God Conqueror?
God Eaters?
No.
Gore the God Butcher.
That's what it is.
He looks scary.
Very and the fact that it's Christian Bale just makes it even better because oh my god
that guy's an amazing actor.
Yeah.
Really giving me some like one off vibes so I think this is a one off villain.
Which I'm okay with.
Yeah and with this being him being the God Butcher kind of makes... it's just kind of
like making me think Thor's probably not going to make it through this one.
So hopefully he's able to pass the mantle on to someone who's actually going to like
continue to use it.
It's funny how much we're picking on Natalie Portman.
I'm just afraid like she freaking bounced on the MCU once like I'm not super thrilled
for her if she's going to do it again.
No I absolutely agree.
Like it's got me worried.
It's got me genuinely worried.
So hopefully Tessatom... I'm praying if Thor dies in this he passes the mantle of Thor
on to Valkyrie.
I think that would be awesome.
No I absolutely agree.
That really would be.
Other than that, only other real thing that I have to say about this trailer other than
gore looking like nightmare fuel.
Not a big fan of his new helmet.
That's fair.
I can agree with that.
I've always preferred the wings to kind of be separate.
Like for it to be like a Viking helmet with wings attached to the side and kind of coming
down like if they...
But it's just the fact that it's like attached to it and then it like kind of sticks out
a ways almost gives me like Wolverine vibes.
Yeah I can agree with that.
Like I want to like take a look at the helmet.
Yeah it just sticks out really freaking far and makes his head look fat.
Like it's got a really cool design.
I would have brought the wings in a little bit, separated them from the helmet overall.
Like honestly I would have just updated the colors on his helmet from the first Thor.
Yes, I agree.
I would have made the wings a little bit bigger and done the exact same paint job and that
would have looked freaking killer.
Even though I don't think it really looks like her, the Jane Foster helmet looks really
cool.
So I don't know I would have gone with a little bit of a different design on the helmet.
It just sticks out way, way far.
Yeah I can definitely agree with you on that.
And like I said it just kind of makes his head look fat which is not great.
Come on, don't you want to go, don't you want to feel like dad bod Thor is back?
I don't think this is dad bod Thor.
No it's not but I'm saying don't you want to get like vibes of dad bod Thor.
No honestly I wish they would have kept him husky.
Yeah I agree.
I think that would have been like so ballsy for Thor and I would have loved it.
Yeah right?
Like okay, freaking plumpy like he was in Endgame, not super four.
But if they wanted to just like give him more of that like strongest man muscle.
Like kind of and I know you're going to give me shit for bringing him up, like how Don Lee
is?
Like that kind of?
Exactly like Don Lee.
They would have kind of worked on giving him that build which I know probably would have
been a little bit difficult because I don't think that's the type of body Chris Hemsworth
has.
That's fair.
Like I think Chris Hemsworth is just really like lean and obviously cut.
So I don't think he quite has that look about him but I would have much preferred to see
a like a huskier Thor instead of like full like back to chiseled.
So no I can honestly agree.
And honestly I loved his freaking look at the end of Endgame where he had the freaking
braid in his beard and his hair was in like it was so cool.
So I kind of disappointed we're not getting that.
And then like I said not a super big fan of the helmet.
Other than that everything else looks good.
His other costumes look good.
The action looks like it's going to be good.
Freaking gore seems like he's going to be a pretty decent villain.
Did him butt naked look good?
Damn right it looked good.
Dude are you shitting me?
I'm glad it looked good.
You know what I'm sorry to say Chris Hemsworth ain't my type so you know anyone that was
just like oh my god you know kudos to you.
You are in the minority on that.
I know I am.
Like when that happened I was just like damn.
You're just like hoping oh so like when the movie comes out it's not going to be blurred
right?
I actually get to see his full on ass right?
It's kind of cool like have we ever seen Thor like actually we've seen him like completely
shirtless a couple times right?
Yeah so one was Age of Ultron.
Right okay so the tattoo is new.
Yes yeah usually he doesn't have anything.
Yeah so the tattoo is kind of a nice nice touch.
Which is it's kind of cool like did you see what it was?
I did not.
It was Loki it's Loki's horns.
Oh that's a nice homage to his brother I like that.
Right?
That's sweet.
Hell could you imagine how pissed he's going to be if he ends up being alive again?
Like booking the appointment for the tattoo removal right now.
So I can see a few things happening with this.
Either Thor dies or Thor retires as like a warrior and kind of becomes like a nomad or
passes the title on to Valkyrie.
Because Valkyrie's already king of Asgard so.
That's true.
But unfortunately I do not see Natalie Portman continuing this role much further.
I got the biggest plot twist that Tego T could ever do.
Passing the title of Thor on to Korg.
There we go.
I don't care that he's not a god.
He's Thor now.
That would be the biggest twist ever.
I should have.
You're actually thinking about this?
No like would that be bad?
No I'm beyond.
What if.
So this is what.
Oh shit dude.
I might be onto something.
I'm freaking marking this down.
I have a new theory.
Thor 5 here we go.
No no.
Oh yes.
But okay this is what I'm thinking.
This is like my my total guess.
I will.
Yeah.
So this is how I think Thor 4 is going to end.
I think either A he retires or B he dies.
One of those two things is going to happen.
Either way I think he is going to receive help from Beta Ray Bill.
And Beta Ray Bill will be our new Thor character moving forward.
Okay that would be such a ballsy thing for WTD to do and I would love it.
And the reason I'm thinking this is like what is Thor going to pass on?
Thor has to pass on his weapon.
His weapon is Stormbreaker.
The only person that wields a weapon called Stormbreaker in the comics is Beta Ray Bill.
So I believe Beta Ray Bill is going to receive Stormbreaker.
Jane is going to keep Mjolnir.
And then Valkyrie is obviously still King of Asgard.
So that's my guess.
Okay what episode is this again?
2 22.
Okay we're coming back to this episode after the movie comes out.
Straight up.
What a number for us to come back to.
2 22.
So that is my guess.
I'm freaking putting money down on it right now.
That is what's going to happen in this movie.
You know honestly I agree with him.
I would love to see that.
Yeah I think Thor is going to sacrifice himself so Jane and Beta Ray Bill can be the ones
to kill Gore.
Yeah I love this.
So I freaking called it and part of me kind of hopes that Marvel hears this and takes
this episode down because that will just confirm everything.
Thor spoiled it before he even knew it.
Yeah they're going to play it.
Someone is going to take this to Kevin Feige and they're going to be like you're never
going to guess what this kid did.
I would say guy not kid.
Yeah now I'm thinking about it.
I'm like you're 26 years old Caleb.
You're not a kid anymore.
I mean if you want to relive your childhood days and by all means go for it but I don't
think they're going to walk up to Kevin Feige and be like sir this kid this 26 year old
kid.
Yeah that was a bit of a stretch.
We all want to relive our childhood.
It's all good.
Well certain parts not my whole childhood.
F that.
Yeah so anyway that's my guess.
I love it.
And like this is also what I'm thinking too.
Like this is also kind of what's just confirming it for me or not really confirming it.
Think about all the issues that like that I just stated that I had with Thor's helmet.
It makes his head look fat right.
Yeah.
Well if you throw that on a character that has a really long face it kind of evens it
out.
Yeah.
And then the colors like if you think about Beta Ray Bill's colors it's very gold and
blue.
God damn it you son of a bitch.
Dude like I shit you not.
I will scream in the theater.
I will stand up just to see this movie so I can just experience that moment with you.
Oh man dude I would flip my shit.
Just like in a bad to like you just standing up.
I called it.
I called it you motherfuckers.
I called it.
Shit.
And now he has to mark this episode explicit.
I'm going to freaking lose my mind if this comes to pass.
I will be the MCU prophet.
Anyway excitement level.
Honestly now I'm at a 10.
I was originally at like a nine maybe like a strong eight and a half.
Like that's like bare minimum.
But yeah I just talked myself up to a 10 and I'm not even sorry about it.
You know what I was sitting at an eight but yeah all of this just talking about it.
Yeah I'm at nine now.
Hell yeah.
That was freaking awesome.
I'm pumped.
Yeah.
I'm like honestly the most thing I'm pumped about to see if like you're actually right.
Like that would just be the coolest thing to happen in all bro's history.
Oh my gosh.
I will seriously stand up in my theater and just scream I am a god.
Oh shit.
That'd be the bomb.
That would be amazing.
Anyway that's all you got to say about that.
I love it.
Well that's it for through the wall.
I feel that's like one of the longest we've ever gone just talk about one trailer.
I love it.
I know and it's just because I just came up with that that theory.
So we'll see.
I love it.
That was that was freaking awesome.
All right.
What do you say we jump to our headliner of the evening.
I say let's do it.
I know you gave me that like weird look.
I was blowing a piece of hair off my phone.
And I was like what the shit are you doing.
I want to get like real close up bro like you know.
And now you're it was like you were getting real close to the phone puckering your lips.
I'm like shit dude.
I'll turn my freaking camera off.
Hey don't make this weird.
Don't make it weird.
Me make it weird.
You are making it weird.
Oh shit.
OK.
Before I make this any more uncomfortable for Caleb.
Impossible.
OK.
Good.
OK.
Well then challenge accepted for next time.
Let's headliner of this week.
Chip and Dale rescue Rangers the movie.
I don't know why I said it like that.
But yeah you kind of have to specify that you kind of do considering it's the exact
same name as the show.
Yep.
So yeah Chip and Dale rescue Rangers the movie premiered on Disney plus this.
I'm not going to say this past Friday because that would have been the Friday before this
episode comes out.
So premiered the 20th of May and Caleb and I watched it day one while I was out there
in Georgia.
And so yeah we're here to break it down.
So Caleb so Caleb do you want to let everyone know how we break down movies on this podcast.
I would love to.
So if you are new to our breakdown system we have split movies into eight different
categories that we individually score to come to a final all bros letter grade.
The eight categories that we score are story writing acting character development effects
music costumes and then we give our own personal grade at the very end.
All of those numbers get magically added up into our algorithm and spit out a letter grade
for us.
So if you have not seen Chip and Dale rescue Rangers the movie only available on Disney
plus Rose is about to spoil the entire frickin thing for you.
So go check out the movie come back and then you can listen to this episode.
And honestly if you've been able to avoid the cameos that are in this movie up until
this point I am honestly amazed and I applaud you because literally they spoiled one of the
biggest cameos literally the morning or sorry the afternoon this movie came out.
Yeah it was it did not take very long.
Yeah frickin bullshit.
They didn't even like wait the whole frickin weekend.
So thanks IGN really really appreciate that.
Thank God me and Caleb had already watched it.
Yeah no dude like we so we watched it like the afternoon it came out and after the movie
was over you started scrolling through like Facebook and Instagram and found a frickin
post about it like they did not waste any time.
No they did not.
So yeah it was bullshit but whatever.
So yeah so here we go so in a world co-populated by humans and cartoon characters Chippendale
meet in elementary school and become fast friends.
Okay fast friends.
Shouldn't it say best friends?
I'm gonna say best friends.
Fast friends doesn't make sense.
Well if it says they become fast friends.
Yeah it just I think that just means that they became friends really quick.
Like almost immediately.
I mean didn't we do that?
No ours was kind of a slow burn.
Wow ouch.
Okay well think about it like we so we me and you met in junior high we didn't really hang
out all that often.
We didn't start hanging out until ninth grade.
Yes so there was a couple years where we knew of each other but we just didn't hang out.
So that's not quite becoming fast friends.
Okay fair enough.
Like this one was like here it was like they met each other and then they were like almost
instantly friends.
Yeah okay fair enough.
Alright they later moved to Hollywood and after appearing as extras on commercials and
live-action television series starring the successful television series Chippendale Rescue
Rangers in the early 1990s when Dale gets his own show Double O Dale the two have a
falling out and both series end up cancelled.
Thirty years later Chipp is a successful insurance salesman while Dale spends most of his time
on the fan convention circuit.
The two are contacted by their old co-star Mon Ray Jack who owes money to the criminal
valley gang due to his stinky cheese addiction.
Monty warns the pair of a trafficking operation where tunes are kidnapped have their appearances
altered and are shipped overseas to produce bootlegs of their works for the rest of their
lives.
Later the two are informed that Monty has been kidnapped.
They later meet police captain putty and officer Ellie Steckler.
The latter reveals herself to be a big rescue Rangers fan and with the police's hands tied
she the she suggests Chippendale investigate on their own.
Chippendale visit Jorgensen the cheese monger Monty's cheese dealer and ask about the valley
gang.
They are taken to the uncanny valley part of town and meet the gang's leader Sweet Pete
an adult version of Peter Pan and his henchmen Bob and Jimmy.
Realizing they are investigating his bootlegging business Pete tries to capture the pair but
the chipmunks escape.
The two later share their discoveries with Ellie learning that she is not in good standing
with captain putty due to acting on a bad tip and raiding Nickelodeon studios with disastrous
results.
With Ellie's help the chipmunks sneak into a bath house to steal Peter's fitness tracker.
They trace his movements to a dock warehouse though it is already abandoned by the time
the police arrive.
Inside they find a large operating machine designed to alter Toon's bodies along with
several Toon parts including Monty's mustache.
At the police station the pair argue over the loss of Monty and their past quarrels
but smell the scent of Monty's cologne.
Realizing either captain putty or Ellie is working with Sweet Pete the two flee the station.
At the ongoing fancon they try to convince ugly Sonic to ask his FBI contacts for help
but Pete and his henchmen arrive having tracked Dale using his social media posts.
In the ongoing chase Bob is restrained by Tigra and Lumiere but Chip is caught by Pete
and Jimmy and taken to the warehouse.
Ellie is also lured there by Captain Putty revealing he is part of the Valley gang and
has been covering for Pete including giving Ellie the false tip.
Sweet Pete has Ellie call Dale to lure him to the warehouse but Ellie sends a coded message
using rescue rangers episodes.
Dale realizes Ellie is in trouble and reaches out to Gadget and Zipper now married with
children for help.
Dale enters the warehouse using a firework which gets lodged into the machine and stops
it before it can be used on ship.
The machine goes haywire transforming Jimmy into a fairy and Pete into a giant amalgamation
of various toons.
While Ellie fights and defeats Putty Pete chases Chip and Dale through the warehouse
revealing it to also be where the bootlegs are filmed.
The Chipmunks lure Pete to the docks and use a ploy from their show to trap him.
The FBI led by ugly Sonic arrives to arrest Sweet Pete.
He fires a cannonball at Chip but Dale blocks it, falling unconscious.
Chip fears Dale is dead and apologizes for his behavior over the years but Dale reveals
he was protected by a golden pog Chip gave him.
The Chipmunks free all the bootlegged toons including Monty and the rescue rangers reunite.
Dale introduces them to Ellie who decides to open her detective agency.
As the team departs Dale again proposes a rescue rangers reboot but Chip insists on
seeing the script first.
The end credits show the Valley gang in prison, Monterey Jack restored to normal and the rescue
rangers reboot being released to great success.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Alright, first up this was way better than I thought it was going to be.
It really, I thought this movie was gonna suck.
I thought it was gonna be so freaking bad.
I wasn't dreading watching it.
I was still interested but I did not expect to like this movie as much as I did.
Now granted I haven't seen a lot of the original Chip and Dale rescue rangers.
I've only seen bits and pieces.
I think I've only seen one or two actual full episodes.
Honestly after this movie I feel I really need to sit down and watch the original show.
I tried sitting down to watch it.
It's very slow paced.
But it does have something about it that's really entertaining.
Yeah, I think me and you, we freaking thought this movie was gonna blow.
But it was really good.
This is basically the unofficial Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2.
Seriously.
This had so many freaking animated cameos and it was ridiculous.
Which I just found out just looking because one of the cameos in there is Roger Rabbit.
Which I thought was funny.
That's like what made it stand out to me.
I'm like oh yeah this is basically Roger Rabbit all over again.
Because yeah don't they do the Roger Rabbit with Roger Rabbit?
Yeah.
That's exactly what they do.
It's so funny because like now that I'm thinking about it this is basically just a rehashing
of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
You know it's really sad I've never seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
So a quick synopsis of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Let me look that up real quick.
I know everyone simps over Jessica Rabbit a little too much.
Like jeez Louise.
Yeah.
It's a little bit different.
It's a toon hating detective is needing to prove the innocence of Roger Rabbit when he
is accused of murder.
But it's kind of the same thing.
Toons are going missing and there's like someone needs to go find them and it's like that detective
and everything.
So it's the same premise.
Toons are going missing but the only difference between the two is like there's this dude
like melting them.
Jeez.
Yeah and it's played by Christopher Lloyd.
Which is great.
But yeah this is basically just a rehashing of Who Framed Roger Rabbit and it works really
well.
Yeah.
I know when we first watched this and we saw all the cameos especially the ugly sonic one.
Me and Kale were just like how in the hell did Disney get away with that?
And actually I think I sent the video to you because I wanted to find out how they did
it and the fact is they used the um shit what is it called?
The parody law because they changed his look a little bit and they added the jacket and
they call him ugly sonic instead of just sonic.
They literally don't have to pay Paramount shit because he's just a parody of it.
Dude that's not the only people that they have to worry about though.
Oh I know but like I feel like that's like the biggest one that I thought.
Oh absolutely.
Absolutely.
That is the biggest one.
But you gotta think they freaking referenced Nickelodeon.
They referenced freaking South Park.
Like they had South Park in there.
They had like freaking Shrek.
A Shrek?
Yeah the Shrek shampoo.
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah they had the Shrek shampoo which is DreamWorks.
Then what studio would tie, what studio does Tigra belong to?
Tigra, Tigra, Tigra.
She, what character is Tigra?
She's from Masters of the Universe isn't she?
So she's like He-Man and everything?
Yeah I think so.
Okay so if she's from He-Man that's like Cartoon Network or it might be Fox.
Hold on let me see.
So it does not technically make it Disney?
He-Man technically falls under the Warner Brothers.
Oh okay.
Shit.
So yeah because okay yeah if we're speaking of Warner Brothers freaking yeah so they have
Tigra, they had ET, they had Batman.
Yep.
So they must have made a deal with Warner Brothers.
Dude I'll bet you like 70% of this film's budget was just kidding.
Half of it had to be getting the licensing.
Yeah no joke it was ridiculous.
I mean I loved all the cameos and like nods to all these properties.
Freaking the joke that they made for cats, that was freaking hilarious.
Oh the uncanny valley?
Yeah that was great.
I don't hate that movie as much as everybody else does but that was a great joke.
Yeah I mean we didn't really hate that movie.
Not fair.
I mean let's not even get into that movie.
But I mean the story that they told was it was pretty good.
It wasn't like groundbreaking or anything and like I said it just kind of felt like
a rehashing of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Yeah I mean I haven't seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit but I always love seeing it doesn't
matter who it is.
I love seeing a movie that it focuses on two best friends, they kind of have a falling
out and then you know throughout the rest of the movie it's just them you know getting
back together you know remembering the good times that they had and at the end they're
back together again.
Everything's all good.
I know it's been done a million times but I still love those kind of stories.
Yeah like you said it's not groundbreaking by any stretch of the imagination but it was
well done.
Like it kept a really good pace I felt.
Entertaining is all hell.
Yeah and it was this hour and a half flew by I felt.
Yeah and I mean we'll get into it more with effects but it was just cameo upon cameo upon
cameo.
It was freaking insane.
Yeah and like I said we'll get into it but they had a lot of shit that they had to deal
with for this movie and I think they executed it as well as they could have.
Yeah I absolutely agree.
Like I feel this movie could have been a total train wreck because I don't think a lot of
people were really looking forward to this.
They honestly thought it was a stupid not a stupid idea but I feel that the direction
that they were going with for a Chippendale movie people were just like oh god this again
you know you're bringing the animated characters into the real world it's going to be another
Smurfs and I feel it is nothing like that.
No no not not even a little bit.
It's just I think what helps is like Smurfs was trying to be like oh Smurfs are actually
in the real world.
This it's like they're animated cartoons that are part of the real world and I think
that just kind of helped a little bit.
It did yeah.
I like I love the idea of a world where humans and cartoon characters coexist.
That sounds awesome to me.
Yeah it's really cool.
This kind of kills me to do but I think for my story score like like we said nothing ground
breaking it was good though.
Yeah but I think I'm like in the 78 range.
You're gonna hate me because I'm sorry I'm going higher than you.
I'm going like I'm gonna go an 84.
I really mean it's justifiable.
It is it's justifiable and I think I think you would change your mind if you knew Roger
Rabbit.
Probably.
Maybe that should be like one of our like not many breakdowns but like one of the movies
that we just break down on our list.
On like Instagram yeah.
Yeah we could totally do that.
Sweet.
If I don't watch it by October when I'm out there let's add that to the list.
Oh hell yeah.
All right next up we got writing which I do feel was a bit stronger.
I feel not a whole lot though because I think it was like kind of messy.
Yeah I mean I feel all of the writing for the moments between Chip and Dale are really
good and I feel that also comes across with the acting because that scene at the beginning
where they're in I'm assuming it's Dale's trailer and you know Dale brings up the whole
hey you know I got this you know new show by myself and Chip's just like hey you know
if you do that they might cancel the show do you realize how stupid this is and freaking
when Dale's just like well I am the dumb one and just they like they have this like really
sad moment between each other and you know Dale's just like you know I'm tired of you
like always saying that you know you saved me whereas when we were kids we saved each
other and so it's a very sweet moment I feel actually the writing is really strong in that
scene and honestly like any like sweet moments that Chip and Dale have together are not only
well acted and you know we'll get to the acting score but I feel are also very well written.
I feel these two characters are even though I've never seen the show I feel that these
two characters are very well written and their personalities definitely really do shine through.
Yeah they really do I mean obviously this is kind of showing a like a personality outside
of the characters they portrayed in the show so it was kind of like they had to add a little
bit of a level of not maturity.
But they basically just had to make Dale seem like he's smarter than he came off in the
show but I mean it was it was pretty well done but I mean it's it again I think there
was a lot of weird stuff like that they threw in there and it was like mostly with like
cameos like with what's his name Bob the warrior Viking.
Yeah that one was a little weird.
Yeah when he like fell and like I think a lot of the jokes in regards to the animation
style that each character had was really weird so like Bob he was one of those people from
Uncanny Valley and they like him Chip and Dale were all kind of talking like oh who
are you looking at and he's like I'm looking like right at you and it like that it was
like back and forth back and forth for like way too long and like okay freaking just get
on with it and then it's like they just kept addressing it which I mean the one time that
I felt like they addressed it and it was still it was actually funny was when Bob ran into
Pumba who was voiced by Seth Rogen because Bob the warrior Viking was voiced by Seth
Rogen and then he ran into Pumba and then he ran into Mantis and Bob like who are all
voiced by freaking Seth Rogen or yeah Seth Rogen so it was super funny it's just like
what are you looking at with Bob the warrior and then Pumba is like your cold dead eyes
and then Mantis is like yeah and then Bob like it just adds on to it like I thought
that was really funny and well done.
That was a good joke.
But I think like any other time that they addressed that was weird.
Yeah you know what I can agree with that and honestly I feel that was like really the only
time that I like you like laughed at the joke with Bob.
Yeah unfortunately I think Peter or Sweet Pete's dialogue also was a little lacking.
It's almost like he would dialogue for too long.
A lot of people are saying like they might I don't know if they meant to do this but
apparently with the actual actor that voiced Peter Pan he kind of went through the same
thing that this Peter Pan went through.
Oh that's hilarious.
Yeah so like yeah like legit after the movie came out the guy I don't think it was kind
of like the same thing that with the lady that voiced Snow White I don't think they
would let him like audition for like anything else and nobody else wanted to cast him.
He was kind of just like pushed off from Hollywood after doing Peter Pan.
That's such bullshit like unless he couldn't do any other voices like there's no excuse
for that.
Yeah I agree.
So yeah so it's kind of like a true story.
Yeah but like Peter Pan didn't exactly sound like a kid either.
No it's true.
No it's absolutely true.
But that's messed up.
Yeah feel bad for the kid.
Yeah but the man.
Yeah I guess the man.
But what I was getting at with Sweet Pete he I think he dialogued for way too long.
Like I kind of felt myself kind of like zoning out and like not really paying attention to
what he was saying like yeah really often.
I don't know what it is and I get he's supposed to be a grown up Peter Pan and honestly I
feel like this kind of goes more into acting.
But I did not like the voice for Peter Pan.
I get it he's supposed to be like kind of like a mob boss Peter Pan now but I don't
I would have liked a different voice for him.
Like what kind of voice were you thinking for him?
Because I mean I have a similar issue like I think the voice was off.
I think Will Arnett was just trying to play mafia a little too hard.
Yes I absolutely agree.
I'm trying to think who I would have picked to do his voice as grown up.
That's like really hard.
Do you have any ideas?
Are you a two?
That's tough.
I mean because I think part of the running gag is that puberty just hit him really really
hard.
That's true.
And so like in that sense I think the voice does work pretty well.
Yeah.
But I think they just played up on the mob boss too hard.
Yeah I absolutely agree.
Like it's tough because like they gave him such a distinct look.
It's just like he was still wearing the Peter Pan outfit but it was just like it was too
small on him.
He like his freaking gut was showing, he was balding, like he had all these things that
kind of make you think okay yeah it's like deep voice mob boss.
I think maybe it was accent because I think he like I said he was going a little too like
Italian with it.
Yeah that's true.
So I think like if Will Arnett would have gone with maybe just his normal voice.
Yeah I think that would have been okay with me.
I think that could have worked.
Like ultimately like the voice I was able to get over what got me was the freaking dialogue
because anytime he was on screen it's just like he would talk way too freaking long and
his like plans were super over complicated and he was like oh gosh just like let's go.
Pick it up.
I feel he says kind of like one of like the kind of more of one of the dumb jokes of the
movie considering like you can see it coming a mile away when he has Chip cornered and
he's just like you know what I've always been more of an Alvin and the Chipmunks kind of
guy.
I'm like of course you got to make that joke.
Yeah like I think I might have talked myself down with writing because I initially thought
it was going to be a little higher but I think I'm lower.
I will absolutely agree that like writing is lower than story.
Speaking of story really quickly I mean I know we already graded it but what were your
thoughts on like the whole like if like a cartoon character was in debt to the oh my
god what was the organization?
The oh the cheese place?
You know what was Sweet Pete's name of his gang?
The Valley Gang?
Wasn't it?
Oh yeah the Valley.
Yeah how did you feel about like if they were in debt and they couldn't pay it like they
were literally freaking you know kidnapped their mouth literally erased which is all
types of effed up like oh my god to where they can't scream they're thrown into literally
just making bootlegs of their movies for the rest of their lives.
What are your thoughts on that storyline?
Honestly that's what kept my score pretty high with the story.
It was an interesting twist because so like with with Who Framed Roger Rabbit the guy
that was kidnapping Toons was just straight up killing them but the only way to kill them
was to like dip them in acid.
That's dark.
Yeah it's crazy dark.
Like they're oh my gosh when we watch that movie they're excited for this.
They freaking show from beginning to end one of the freaking cartoons getting dipped in
acid and it is haunting.
Oh god.
Like it is it's straight it would give someone a kid PTSD like it's bad.
Jeez okay.
Yeah I'm really.
And anyone who's like listening to this that's seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit knows the scene
that I'm talking about.
It's like that freaking distinct.
But anyway getting back into it the bootlegging thing I thought was incredible.
I thought that like that twist was perfect because it's just like okay someone just like
kidnapping them like what's the what's the deal with this.
Oh no you're you're you're making bootlegs to pay off your debt.
Like I was like that's interesting.
That's like an interesting twist.
Yeah I absolutely agree.
I loved it.
So I thought that was really cool.
Freaking ballsy of them to do that with the character like flounder.
Seriously like oh my god.
Freaking like when Chip and Dale get to where they they have like the machine where they
like you know add parts take away parts of these cartoon characters and you see parts
that they had taken away from like freaking cartoon characters.
Me and Caleb were like trying to point out ones that we recognize and one that we saw
was Jimmy Neutron's hair.
Yup dude that was nuts.
Yeah it's insane but it's like such a cool Easter egg.
Love that shit.
Gosh like I want to go back and just pause on scenes like that where they have a bunch
of like cartoons in one shot just to see who I can pick out.
But dude like I freaking crazy like what kind of stuff they were able to do.
Absolutely.
So I mean like so yeah like I said that's what saved story for me.
That premise and all this shit that they threw in with there that's what saved the story
for me.
Otherwise without that stuff I probably would have been in like the mid 70s.
Okay.
Maybe 74 or 75 area but I think with just the twist that they threw with the bootlegging.
Yeah.
It got my attention in the best possible way.
Unfortunately though it was not good enough to save the writing for me.
So I think that's where I'm going to throw my writing score.
I think I'm going to throw it in like the 70, 75 area.
I absolutely agree with you on that.
Yeah 75.
Alright.
I don't think I said what story averaged out to.
So story averaged out to an 81 and writing averaged out to a 75.
So moving on over to acting.
We have Chip who is voiced by John Mulaney.
Dale who is voiced by Andy Samberg.
We had Kiki Lane who played Ellie who was the cop that kind of helped them out.
Sweet Pete voiced by Will Arnett.
Then Captain Putty who is voiced by J.K. Simmons.
Does it say who voiced Ugly Sonic?
Yes.
Tim Robinson.
What else has he done?
Excellent question.
Name sounds very familiar.
He does a lot of voice work.
Oh okay.
Not a whole lot of things I think you would have seen.
Yeah not a lot of stuff.
The couple that I recognize is he played this character Doug Frederick in Human Resources.
Never heard of it.
It's on Netflix.
It's kind of a spin off of that show Big Mouth.
Oh okay cool.
And then he was also in one episode of Solar Opposites which is that Rick and Morty.
Not really a spin off but he's in Rick and Morty.
Star Trek Lower Decks he did an episode.
So it's a lot of side characters.
So much like this one.
Morty is in this movie.
Yeah.
I mean he killed it.
I mean I was telling Caleb it would have been great if they could have gotten Ben Schwartz
to come back.
There's probably legal things there.
Oh yeah I'm sure Paramount would have not let them do that.
Disney would have gone into the meeting just barely gotten the question down and they'd
be like hell no.
Do you know how successful our Sonic movie series is right now?
We ain't letting you tarnish that.
Yeah so I mean they had so for this movie they had a really good cast.
So I mean we just listed off the ones that were like main characters or just kind of
like bigger roles.
Some of the smaller roles.
Monterey Jack was voiced by Eric Bana.
No shit?
Yeah that's what I thought too.
I was just like.
Guy does an amazing accent.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
DJ Herzogonaric who I think is the snake was voiced by Falula.
I don't know who that is.
He's kind of a YouTuber.
He played Javelin in the Suicide Squad.
Oh shit okay cool.
Zipper the fly from Chippendale Rescue Rangers like the show he actually had a voice in this
and he was voiced by Dennis Haysbert.
The original voice came back to do his voice in this one?
Okay technically.
So in the show Zipper doesn't talk.
He only makes like the zzzz sounds.
Oh.
So that lady came back and did the original voice or did Zipper so like the zzzz.
So the one that did the sound effects she came back to actually voice him.
Yeah so she came back but Zipper like when he was like talking normal was voiced by Dennis
Haysbert who most people would recognize as the Allstate guy.
No shit okay yeah that's awesome.
Keegan Michael Key was in this.
He played the cheese monger so that the Muppet that ran the cheese thing.
No shit.
Oh my god that's freaking awesome.
Let's see Tress McNeil she did the high pitched chip and gadget.
Oh that's awesome.
Seth Rogen played Bob the warrior Viking, Pumba, Mantis and Bob.
Which is crazy because like Mantis was from Kung Fu Panda and then Bob was another Dream
Works.
Yeah from Monsters vs. Aliens.
Yeah.
Let's see anyone else?
Wait who was the lady that did the voice of High Pitched Dale or was it High Pitched Chip?
High Pitched Chip.
So she only did the voice for High Pitched Chip not High Pitched Dale?
Yes so she did High Pitched Chip and Gadget.
Okay kind of shocked that she didn't just do both Chip and Dale.
High Pitched Dale and High Pitched oh so High Pitched Dale and High Pitched Zipper were voiced
by Corey Burton.
So I think that was like the original voice.
That's awesome.
That's cool.
Some other people of note Jim Cummings came back and he voiced Fat Cat, Poo, Tiger.
I mean it was a bootleg remember?
That's right.
Heat and Darkwing Duck.
That's awesome.
I love it.
Let's see Jeff Bennett voiced I want to see what he's done see if he was like the original.
Oh shit.
So he's um so Jeff Bennett voiced Lumiere in this and I'm trying to see if he like actually
voiced Lumiere.
I mean if he didn't that was a pretty damn good impersonation.
Yeah he's one of those voice actors that works a lot.
Ah okay makes sense.
Do you know when Beauty and the Beast came out?
I think early 90s like 92 or 94.
Shit he has done so much stuff.
He's the voice for Johnny Bravo.
No shit.
Okay 1991.
91?
Alright.
What's this guy's name again?
Jeff Bennett.
So 1990 shit like it's like all the way at the bottom.
Okay does not look like he voiced the original Lumiere.
Yeah the original Lumiere was voiced by Jerry Orbach.
Okay so yeah so he did a good job voicing Lumiere.
Um Charles Fleischer voiced Roger Rabbit and he's like the original voice for Roger Rabbit.
That's awesome.
Oh that's cool David Tennant voiced Scrooge McDuck.
Oh that's so cool.
That's super cool because he voices Scrooge McDuck in the new DuckTales show.
Oh sweet.
Hell yeah.
That's awesome.
Let's see Paul Rudd voiced Paul Rudd.
Oh shit yeah I forgot he was in that.
Or not voiced.
Paul Rudd played Paul Rudd.
Yeah because he played like Aunt Man instead of Aunt Man.
Was that the joke?
Yeah.
Yeah okay.
So that was kind of cool.
So yeah that was like just like a crazy cast of people.
So anyway so who's your top three?
Like I feel like Chip and Dale are going to be like the obvious pick for top two.
Oh yeah absolutely.
So who's your third?
Honestly number three I would actually give to the guy that did the voice of Ugly Sonic
because you could tell he was having a freaking blast with it because I freaking love the
line when he signs the freaking autograph to like the two like skater kids and they
laugh at him and he's just like oh yeah they always laugh at me.
They uh what is he just like it's not funny if I'm if I'm actually in on the joke and
Tiger's just like are you though?
Oh man.
So yeah I would I would give it to him.
Number two I would give to oh my god who voiced Chip again?
John Mulaney.
I would give him number two.
Um for I don't know for some reason I had like a hard time at first hearing John Mulaney's
voice coming out of Chip but it grew on me very fast and I loved his performance.
He was actually very good with the dramatic moments that he needed to do as Chip which
honestly like really amazed me because I never expected to actually have some emotional moments
in a Chip and Dale movie but he did a great job.
And then number one I would give to Andy Samberg who did the voice of Dale because I freaking
love Andy Samberg and he was amazing in this role.
You can like John Mulaney he did great with the emotional scenes that he needed to do
as Dale.
He was just a hoot to listen to as this character and I had a blast whenever honestly both of
them were on screen.
I loved watching these two riff off of each other.
So yeah that's my top three.
That's that's fair hard to argue with but I think I'm going to give my number three
to J.K. Simmons who voiced Captain Putty.
Good choice.
Yeah so I love J.K. Simmons and he kind of played like the J. Jonah Jameson type character
just like Captain of the police force.
I mean he does it so well why change it right?
Yeah of course like I think he just did a great job and especially like the way that
he was like laughing at Ellie for like just doing like crazy messed up shit or like messing
stuff up and just like you like you can't even do this right and love that and then
when he when she was fighting him like I thought that was hilarious.
That was a very well choreographed fight I feel.
Yeah so we'll get into that with with effects but I I just had a blast anytime he was on
screen I don't know what it was I think it was like partial effects partial it being
J.K. Simmons and and everything it was it was funny.
Yeah like my favorite line was when oh it was Chip thinking that it was Ellie that was
going to be the betrayer but it ended up actually being Captain Putty and he's just like it's
always the police captain he's just like that's so stereotypical and he's just like well if
it ain't broke.
He's not wrong.
And or it's like it's so predictable and he's like that's what I told him.
But like if you got a good thing going like like that whole thing like that whole scene
like J.K. Simmons does such a good job dude.
He really does like he has like the perfect comedic timing has like the perfect freaking
voice loved everything that he did anytime he was on screen I freaking had a smile on
my face.
Like honestly I feel his comedic timing is so good like anything because I don't think
we're supposed to laugh at the part or maybe we are but I don't did you ever play Spider-Man
3 the game.
No.
Okay there's a point in the beginning where literally he calls Peter into his office and
he's like Parker that's the third call I've got about lizards walking around Central Park
giant lizards and the way that he just says it it's freaking hilarious.
I'll have to find the clip and send it to you.
It's so great.
And then I think I have to agree with you with John Mulaney as Chip and then Andy Samberg
as Dale.
It was it was a good time.
It was a really good time.
I think they were a great comedic duo and loved every second of them but I think Andy Samberg
just knocked it out of the park a little bit more than than John Mulaney did.
I absolutely agree.
But I mean it was close.
It was really really really close.
So where are you sitting at acting?
Because this was this one was an interesting one for me to score that.
No that's fair.
I mean I feel for how much I just loved John Mulaney and Andy Samberg as the two title
characters like I said just like hearing them riff off of each other and just like they
made this movie so enjoyable voicing these two characters.
So you know I'm going to go I'm going to go solid 80.
Damn that is actually exactly where I was at.
Hell yeah.
I wrote all my scores down before.
Okay.
So yeah I had it right at an 80.
I think the only thing that brought it down for me were some of the extras some of the
extras were just not good and I don't think the whoever played Ellie I don't think she
did a super great job.
Yeah that's fair.
That's fair.
It was a really hard sell for me like almost like believing that she was talking to and
like animated chipmunks.
Like you can almost tell that she was acting by herself.
Yeah at least it's nothing like a freaking them holding Garfield in like the early 2000s.
Straight up.
If you guys want to see horrible like CGI people like you know like when someone says
oh hey you're supposed to be holding a cat right now you know pretend you're holding
a cat if you want to see horrible CGI with the person whoever CGI Garfield in like go
and watch that movie when the I think one of the god what is it not that.
No yeah I think yeah one of the vet techs is has to hold Garfield because literally
her hand is like it feels like an inch away from actually touching his for her.
This is why we have references people.
Exactly exactly.
Alright.
Alright next up we got character development which you kind of have to do with for Chip
and Dale as a day you can't just yeah you can't just do one.
And honestly like I said before I love movies where you know two people start out as you
know best buds they have falling out and then by the end of the movie they're back together
again all is good.
It's been told over and over again but I still love the storyline to death so I loved this
the character development for these two watching them first start out as becoming like like
a point on Wikipedia and Caleb saying you know them starting out as fast friends they
become best friends very very fast you know is watching them grow up go to Hollywood get
the show Chip and Dale rescue Rangers but then you know Dale wanting to go out on his own
because he always feels like he's the sidekick and then flash fast forwarding to present
day and then having to come together to solve the case of you know Monty Monterey Jack going
missing or being kidnapped whatever and just watching their their relationship continue
to get better and better and then coming together as the movie continues to grow and then becoming
a team again until the ending when you know they're back together again they're even you
know talking about the rescue Rangers reboot which actually I did for some reason I didn't
pick up on the end in on the end credits I didn't realize that it actually did happen
and it's well received for some reason I didn't pick up on that right in what's that well
because apparently it says in the end credits scene the they actually do do a reboot and
it's well received.
I did yeah I didn't notice that like I guess I'm real it's not real is it no it's not real
like oh just yeah like they they say oh hey we did a reboot and it was very well received
like honestly that'd be kind of funny if they actually did decide to do a reboot for Disney
Plus even though the tagline for this movie was it's not a reboot it's a comeback which
it's a funny tagline I liked it yeah so yeah I I really enjoyed the character development
of these two like I said it's it's a tale that's been done to death with two two best
friends with you know falling out and then coming back together again but I eat it up
every single time and they did a great job this time around with these two yeah I absolutely
agree I think they did a pretty good job I think they they kind of followed a basic formula
for it for it which I mean I think it worked out in its favor I didn't hate it one way
or another but I mean it was it was a pretty good pretty good arc for them so where are
you sitting at?
I don't know like I said I know it's been done to death but I still eat it up every
single time and like Caleb and I both agree they they did a very good job telling it this
time around so I'm gonna probably go a little higher than I was with acting so I'm gonna
go like an 82 yeah for me it just wasn't it was it was it kind of had it had a lot of
predictability in it in the way that they handled some things so I'm not yeah why it
was still good I mean don't get me wrong it was still good so I'm not docking for its
predictability it's just overall it was a pretty average arc so I think I'm gonna be
a little lower than you and be it down at an 80 so about the same as my acting score
fair enough all right next up we got effects and I think this is where the movie kind of
shines yes because I mean definitely gonna get to like all the animation with the extras
but I didn't think that seeing Chip still like hand drawn kind of thing but like in
you know like the real world and then Dale getting like the see they make like the CGI
surgery joke that he gets that just so he can like help out his career which I think
is a really funny joke seeing those two together I thought it would look like super weird but
it didn't they actually like pulled it off very well so yeah there's that you got freaking
what was jk simmons character again captain putty captain putty the freaking claymation
on him looks super super good dude this is exactly what who framed Roger Rabbit was like
it's I mean back then all they had was like the 2d animation so they had a bunch of different
drawn um styles like drawn art styles what what made this stand out is they had they
had hand drawn they had freaking claymation they had CGI they had like the basic 2d animation
like they had a shit ton of different animation styles in this and they didn't make it overwhelming
at all which was incredible it's freaking nuts what they what they did yeah so cool
like oh my gosh like it didn't look awkward when like um tiger who is hand drawn was interacting
with uh with um Dale same thing with Lumiere because he was hand drawn it didn't look
weird when he was interacting with Dale um yeah they just did such a great job like holy
shit yeah one thing I was really impressed with that I kind of saw so I didn't notice
this when we were initially watching it um I noticed it in a trailer um just or for for
Chip and Dale when Chip and Dale are running through the the Indiana Jones prop thing and
like like here let's like let's get a disguise and they run through and it's basically just
his outfit from Chip and Dale rescue rangers um I didn't notice this but his costume like
his jacket and the hat that he had were different animation style than his body like they weren't
hand drawn like he ran through and they were CGI oh that's cool how did I not notice that
yeah like I like I started like I had it like it was interesting because it froze and paused
on that and I just kind of like started notice I'm like wait that's not a hand-drawn jacket
or a hand-drawn hat like those are 3d so like they threw a 3d on their 2d animation I mean
I know technically um Chip was a 3d character like obviously yeah it's kind of like how
they did um oh what's that movie called claws that Netflix movie it's like still haven't
watched that oh dude you're missing out oh yeah I've heard I really I okay yeah this
holiday season I'm sitting down watching that damn thing yeah um but yeah it was just kind
of like along those lines where he's still three-dimensional but they do all like the
line work to make him seem like he's more 2d so I mean it just it worked really really
well so I was very impressed with the the effects in this one yeah like I did not expect
to be so impressed but holy shit um this one's this one's high yeah same here like are you
in the are you in the 90s I am very much in the 90s hell yeah I'm trying to decide whether
I'm in the low 90s or the mid but I'm leaning more towards mid yeah you know what screw
it I'm gonna go yeah I'm gonna go 95 I might go one lower than you down to 94 I do think
that there was a little jankiness at times not a whole lot but just occasionally yeah
and I think it was usually when they were interacting with real-world objects that I
was just like hey that doesn't quite look right okay you know what you just put out
a you put in a really good what I remember when Chip was walking home from his from his
job and he had the air pods in it looks so freaking it looked like they weren't even
in his ear like it looks super I that's actually one of the few that I thought was fine really
yeah cuz I actually I'm so I'm gonna actually talk it for that cuz I don't know I I it just
looks weird to me it didn't look like they were even in his freaking ears I don't know
what it was hmm but it's cuz he has chipmunk ears so they like hold out or a little bit
more yeah maybe I'm probably an asshole maybe but it's one point yeah but now it's a solid
94 yep all right so effects averaged out to a 94 and then care I don't know if I said
character development averaged to an 81 I'm moving on over to music nothing too special
about this I mean yeah I mean you got you know nods to the original theme whenever
Dale would mention it and sing it would sing it as well but no I agree too much though
no no I absolutely agree other than that it's really not that memorable I mean there is
that song at the beginning when they first meet and I think it goes like you know like
oh best friends are hard to come by or some shit like that I honestly don't remember how
it goes so it didn't really stick in my head yeah I think I'm at a six you know yeah I
can agree with you on that one all right next up we got costumes and with this this one's
difficult because it's technically live-action but it's not so I think we're just gonna go
off of character design okay for costumes so Chip and Dale have a fantastic silhouette
yes and absolutely I cannot dispute that but I mean they had like a really decent amount
of animated characters in this and everyone looked really good including ugly Sonic like
that looked like they just straight up ripped off the model you I you could definitely tell
they change like a little bit of a face yeah okay so really the only thing that they did
was they added a gut and they put bags under his eyes yeah that yeah and that's how they
got away with not having to pay fair amount well and also calling him ugly Sonic not just
Sonic yeah so I mean that was really well done Captain Putty looked really good Sweet
Pete I mean I think his design could have been a little bit better but I mean not much
to complain about there yeah like if you're just thinking old balding Peter Pan I mean
they freaking they nailed it knocked it on the head yeah yeah I mean it's it's hard to
argue that this was pretty good yeah so I'm honestly at a nine same here all right last
up we got our own personal score one want me to take this one uh already we're signing
off all handle this one okay or I'll take take it first okay like we said this movie
was a big surprise it was a lot better than I thought it was going to be very entertaining
highly entertaining you could honestly make a like a drinking game if you wanted to watch
this with friends or whatever of catching cameos because there's like a ton of cameos
in this is don't give brunner any ideas that's all I'm saying yeah I know right um like that's
a good way to freaking get plastered um but I it was good it's it's hard to argue with
with those with that fact it was really really good and I was genuinely impressed with it
so I think I'm going to go I'm going to give it an 82 okay it was fun wasn't my favorite
thing it's probably I'm not like I'm probably not going to watch it like over and over and
over again probably going to give it one more run through just so I can catch some of the
cameos and hell I might even just not even watch it I'll probably just go back and like
watch a YouTube video be like all the cameos you may have missed there you go you know
there's probably like a hundred different videos that you can watch about that oh yeah
absolutely so that's probably what I'm going to end up doing but yeah probably I mean unless
Iris expresses interest later probably not one I'm going to go back to a lot but it was
good it's really good um so yeah like Caleb said this was a pleasant surprise very very
good um I loved seeing the dynamic between Chippendale I like said I've only seen like
maybe one or two episodes fully of the show um so I did I've never gotten to be able to
see the full dynamic between these two in the show and so I'm basing the dynamic that
I see of Chippendale off of this movie and what I do see I absolutely love um I loved
uh John Mulaney and Andy Sandberg as these two characters uh honestly I feel you could
tell that they were having a blast voicing these two guys or these two chipmunks um everyone
else did a great job the story is surprisingly actually very well thought out with the whole
reboot um storyline that really surprised me how good that was and honestly um I feel
I probably will be revisiting this movie a couple more times uh because I I really enjoyed
this movie um I was not expecting to enjoy this much but this is one of the biggest surprises
uh of this year so far like honestly I had a freaking blast with Chippendale Rescue Rangers
so I I'm gonna go a couple points higher than Caleb I'm gonna go an 85.
Alright well that averages us out to an 83.5 which concludes this week's breakdown and
the final All Bros letter grade for Chippendale Rescue Rangers has come to a B minus not bad
not bad at all um that actually scored a lot higher than I thought it was going to that
that makes me happy alright so let's see where that that's at it's actually one of our higher
uh B minus movies sweet um so out of 23 B minus movies it is ranked at number four wow
yeah really freaking solid um so it is sitting at an 82.43 percent okay yeah so that puts
it below the hunt which is at an 82.47 uh puts it below Mulan which is at an 82.62 and
then puts it below the greatest showman which is at an 82.93 not bad yeah then that puts
it above uh let's be cops which is at an 82.37 puts it above Ron's Gone Wrong which is at
an 82.31 it is above the magnificent seven which is at an 82.12 wow it's above it chapter
two which is at an 81.95 yeah and then finally it is above rogue one which is at an 81.93
not too shabby i like its placement yeah i think it has a really good placement um so
that was just all the the B minus movies i think i'm interested to see what else it's
like under because we usually go five up but there are only three movies above it um yeah
the other two movies that's above it are Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle and Shazam but those
two movies are both a B movie gotcha so yeah i think it has a great placement yeah i absolutely
agree like honestly i couldn't be happier with where it's at yeah same here like freaking
great placement yeah absolutely um well do you have anything else you want to say about
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that's you know honestly i'm amazed that like we haven't gotten yelled at for that one i
know right that one okay since since um child's play i have tried really really hard not to
just like take images and put them over like i try not i try to create everything from
scratch that is like the ultimate goal the only thing that i do not create from scratch
is the fonts that i use but i feel like that one's a little bit more justifiable and even
then i try to find like with any font i try to find one that closely resembles the movie
font so i mean that's i feel like font is free game but all of the background images
everything else i create by hand in one way or another like there's some times where i'm
like i'll take stuff for like reference like so if i need to draw something i'll i'll grab
an image for reference but i'll still freaking freehand it yeah um that being said child's
play i just straight up ripped off like i just you just take a picture of the overalls
and then like put the albrows logo where in the knife buddy oh yeah yeah like the only
thing that i added to that was the knife that is the only thing i added to that picture
oh actually i don't even know if i added the knife i might not have even added the knife
wow i'm gonna i'm gonna look at it real quick oh that's funny just so i can like confirm
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yep and uh confirm i did not add that knife the only thing i added was the our freaking
logo and you do you just put it over the buddy logo that was on the all the overalls right
yep i love it that is all i did that is and that didn't get taken down i know and freaking
birds of prey which i freaking do do i'll bet you money why it didn't get taken down
is because mgm is still such a small company that they can't afford to freaking take well
it's not even a matter of affording it you could just report it okay that's true but
i'm sure they like will take like any publicity that they could get probably where's my birds
of prey one sucks i would probably never get a child's play too i know right but oh well
yeah trying to find the damn uh birds of prey one yeah that one was freaking bullshit that
one got taken down such bullshit yeah dude they were freaking want to bitch about that
i freaking took so the silhouette of harley so the font i made myself like that is one
font that i completely made myself like so the the font itself is like just a basic like
aerial bold and then the the circles or the the holes for like the a b and r and o all
of those i did myself yeah and then the silhouette for harley quinn i took from a cosplay picture
what the hell warner brothers yeah that is total bullshit well before we get more mad
at studios um next week on the podcast uh we will be breaking down the bobs burgers
movie hell yes so yeah this is gonna be a blast i freaking waited years for this movie
and i can't freaking wait to see this one oh i'm pumped dude i'm so pumped ah it's gonna
be great so you can look forward to that next week but until then this has been the all
bros podcast i'm jonathan and i'm caleb and we will catch you guys next week i almost
said deuces so long deuces