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This week on the podcast in 4K Spotlight we have one new release, possibly two, Rose isn't
great at planning.
Kiss my ass, asshole.
We got one new release coming out this week.
Through the Wall we got some not great DC news.
And then there was a couple trailers that came out so we might kind of gloss over those
a little bit.
And then for this week's headliner we will be breaking down the Hulu original The Princess.
So with that, Rose, let's say we get on into it.
It's stupid, that is the first time anyone has, any of us has ever addressed the other
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We've, I'm pretty sure we've addressed the other person before.
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Alrighty first up in 4k spotlight we have the new release for Sonic the Hedgehog 2.
So Rose would you like to tell everyone where they can go and find this?
I would love to.
So with this basically you can mostly just get it anywhere you buy.
Your movies, Best Buy, Target, Walmart, anywhere if you're just going for the bare bones, blu-ray,
4k, or DVD.
I mean does anyone still collect DVDs?
Actually you know what I'm not going to say anything because when they release a freaking
exclusive glow in the dark slip cover for the Halloween movies you best believe that
I'm buying that shit.
I think I own at least 10 versions of Halloween 2018.
I believe it.
I own that movie way too many times.
And you know what they just released another version of that and Halloween kills on DVD
that's supposed to come with deleted scenes and commentary and I swear if it doesn't
come with the deleted ending that they had to change because people weren't the biggest
fan of I'm going to riot because I want to see that ending.
But anyway getting back to the actual movie that does come out this week.
Like I said Sonic the Hedgehog 2 you can get this on just regular 4k, blu-ray, and DVD
or you can get some exclusives with those we have a Walmart exclusive slip cover that
has just Sonic and Knuckles facing off on the cover which freaking this thing is badass
and I'm not going to lie I might be double dipping on this movie because god I love this
cover I don't care that it's just blu-ray I freaking love that slip cover.
And then Shocker Best Buy is getting the steelbook.
And honestly don't get me wrong I like it because it resembles how the Sonic the Hedgehog
2 video game cover artwork looked with Sonic and then Tails standing behind him and then
a giant red 2 and then with Dr. Eggman looming over the two.
But I would have liked it if they would have stuck with how the first movie steelbook did
it to where it's Sonic and then Sonic on the front and Eggman on the back.
Honestly if they wanted to change it up maybe work in Knuckles onto that cover or hell if
they wanted to they could have oh my god I have the perfect what they could have done.
They could have Sonic and Tails on the front and then Knuckles and Eggman on the back.
That would have I feel would have been I feel that would have really worked or gone with
the first movie steelbook.
I just don't like that this like I'm weird like I want franchises steelbooks to like
kind of line up sometimes but it doesn't seem like that doesn't seem like that's the case
anymore but I would have preferred that that's just my opinion.
But I mean I already pre-ordered a Chalker.
Yeah it doesn't surprise me.
What's funny is literally the pre-order went live so yeah like I find it funny that this
movie is not coming out till August.
The pre-order went live when I was out in Georgia in May and freaking yeah I pre-ordered
it like that and there wasn't even a freaking release date yet.
Damn.
Well you know I just had to make sure man I had to make sure.
Dude I'm looking at both the Walmart and the Blu-ray exclusives.
I thought like so I initially only saw the Best Buy one and I'm like oh well that one
wins like hands down but the Walmart one is bitchin'.
Right?
It's so simplistic but I love it.
Yeah I would have liked to see like Tails incorporated in there somewhere but I think
I'm just a sucker for like matchups.
Like matchup poses so oh that looks so good.
Shit.
But I also really like the Best Buy one.
Damn.
Now if you could only buy one Kate would you be able to decide which one you would get?
Probably the Walmart.
Even though it's Blu-ray it's not 4k?
That wouldn't matter to me.
It wouldn't matter to me as much as it would for you.
It just like if I had to pick one of the covers it'd be that one.
Fair enough.
But it looks so good.
Can I say how much I hate what Paramount does now with their like 4ks?
Because if you want to get the 4k if you want to get a combo pack on 4k that comes with
not only the 4k disc but the Blu-ray and the digital code.
Nowadays it seems you have to get the steelbook if there is going to be a steelbook because
it was the same case with Scream that that was the only way that you could get the 4k
Blu-ray and digital copy in a combo pack.
Whereas if you want it you would either have to get just the 4k plus digital code or the
Blu-ray plus digital code.
I hate that.
Why Paramount?
That sucks.
Yeah it's bullshit.
But whatever I digress.
Anyway so that is actually the only new release so for the first time in a while Caleb I actually
wasn't slacking so kiss my ass.
Well I'm glad to hear it.
Alright moving on getting into through the wall.
The big news that we are going to talk about and it's mainly just because it really sucks
is DC came out and did a lot of shitty things this week.
So alright the first thing so Batgirl was getting a movie.
Wait it was Batgirl right?
Yes yeah it was Batgirl.
Ok so Batgirl was getting a movie and like you heard me correctly I said was because
they just announced that it is cancelled.
Even though they were in the middle of post production for the longest time so it was
completely filmed and everything and they cancelled it.
A 90 million dollar film just down the drain.
Yeah well was that just their budget for the whole thing because I mean I have to assume
that they didn't spend that full 90 million right?
That actually is for the whole thing because that also adds in a lot of reshoots that they
had to do because apparently the first time that they tested the film it just didn't go
well for audiences and now when they tried to do it a second time it didn't go well either.
So Warner Brothers is just like you know what?
F it.
Yeah dude they said like with a big ass middle finger like if you could capitalize a middle
finger that's fricking what Warner Brothers did.
Take like the hot dog fingers from oh my god everything everywhere.
Yeah just take the middle finger of the hot dog finger there you go that's their big or
you know what better the fricking foam finger but just the middle finger there you go.
Yeah dude that they had so much good shit like that came out from that like the actress
for Batgirl was amazing.
Like they had the formula for a good movie.
What happened?
I wish I knew man.
I wish that they could just release it on HPOMax but I wish that like I would even appreciate
like if they were just like no we're just completely done with this just post what like
upload what you had.
Like that's what I'd want to see like even if it was just like the individual like scenes
or whatever even if it wasn't in like a cohesive story I would still like to see what you guys
were working with.
Yeah I agree.
Like I love behind the scenes stuff like so much so seeing just the more or less like
the bones of a film before you put all of like the fluff on it.
Like I would love to see that.
Like if you're like just upload what you had so we could see what you guys were working
with because you know someone like damn well would finish the movie for you.
Oh yeah absolutely.
Someone would freaking download it and like just edit however and post it like that would
be the shit.
Well it's kind of like how freaking I guess a fan literally took all six episodes of Obi-Wan
Kenobi and just condensed it all down into a two and a half hour Star Wars movie.
That sounds incredible and yeah I don't know where you can watch it but or even if you
can watch it.
Yeah you probably can I'm sure that would have I'm sure even if you tried to upload
it onto YouTube it would get taken down like that.
Yeah huh because Disney doesn't fuck around.
That was a horrible Mickey Mouse I tried.
Dude that wasn't bad that was not bad.
Really?
Okay well thank you.
Dude I'm gonna freaking save that as a clip.
Oh man but yeah that freaking sucks because it like like I said you had a great Batgirl.
You had a pretty decent villain with Firefly being played by Brendan Fraser.
Like come on.
I mean I'll honestly watch anything with that man in it.
True that.
So you already had my ticket sold.
Yep so it sucks that he's not gonna be on back on the big screen.
Apparently after this a lot of people are fearing that Blue Beetle is next.
Dude that would suck.
Yeah.
Because they have like the same formula they have a great actor they have an amazing suit
concept or it's not even a concept they have an amazing suit.
They have an amazing story to tell if they follow the source material.
Like there you can't go wrong with it.
Like just if they do it with Blue Beetle I'm gonna be pissed because I love Blue Beetle.
I unfortunately know jack shit about Blue Beetle so I don't know a whole lot about him.
I am gonna be very sad though if they do cancel it for a lot of people.
So I hope they don't.
I really hope they don't.
And if they do like it's kind of one of those things like if they do release Blue Beetle
I'm gonna be pissed off that we didn't get Batgirl.
Yeah I feel it's kind of a slap in the face but whatever.
Yeah I just want to know just like full transparency what happened.
I do too.
I mean I'm sure we'll be getting more details in the coming weeks so.
Yeah hopefully.
Hopefully.
Then was there anything else DC related?
Yes the other news was that after season 9 the Flash is done.
That will be it's last season.
Oh that's right that's right that's right.
Yeah honestly all I can say is about time.
The Arrowverse is officially dead.
Yeah like I think Supergirl's been done for a while.
Arrow ended on maybe one season too late.
I literally didn't watch it after the first season so I've done so horrible at keeping
up with the Arrowverse.
The Arrowverse when it was in its infancy was really good.
But like I said I think with Arrow they went one season too long.
With the Flash they went maybe one or two seasons too long.
And it's just because like it's so hard like you with I think superhero shows they can
be good but you have to know when to end them.
That's true it's very true.
Because you get to the point where you run through their entire rogues gallery and that
like exactly what I'm sure happened with this show.
You ran through the rogues gallery and now you don't know what to do.
And like there's multiple seasons where the big bad is like a speedster and that's only
interesting so many times.
And then I think like out of the nine seasons three of those seasons the main baddie was
the reverse Flash.
Which I'm like that gets old too.
Did they ever like work in like other Flash villains like Gorilla Grog or Captain Boomerang?
They had Captain Boomerang in the first season.
That's like another thing.
They didn't like Gorilla Grog I think could would have made a really good season villain
but they made him like a two-part episode villain.
Oh I don't like that.
Yeah it wasn't great.
So they did that.
Captain Boomerang was like a one-off.
That's so stupid.
Yeah.
Why does everyone like talk shit so much on Captain Boomerang?
He's a fun villain.
You can do so much with him.
It was ridiculous what they did.
And so it's just they took these villains that they turned them into one-offs and then
it became like a baddie of the week show for a long time and it was just not good.
Then they started incorporating like these other forces like the strength force and the
still force which is the natural enemy of the speed force.
Like shut up.
I have to know though did the guy that played Captain Boomerang did he do it justice as
much as Guy Gordon?
Not even a little bit.
Oh damn.
Dude he was so forgettable.
Oh that sucks.
Dude freaking Guy Gordon he's only in the first five minutes of the Suicide Squad and he's
one of the best characters.
But yeah the flash needed to end a while ago.
Like I got caught up on Netflix and I have no desire to go back.
I didn't even finish the season I was on.
Oh damn.
Like whatever season I was on I was just kind of am over it.
And so I haven't gone back to like finish that.
And it just kind of turned me off to try to go and finish any of the other shows.
What I did was I was like oh good to go back and finish Arrow.
And then I did and I was just like okay that wasn't great.
And then I went and finished or attempted to finish Flash and I'm like yeah nevermind.
And so I was going to go like Supergirl after that and then Legends of Tomorrow.
But yeah no desire to go finish those.
The only one that I'm like on the fence about starting is Superman and Lois.
Because the first few episodes of that were pretty good.
So I'm thinking about giving that show a chance.
Is that show still going or is that one cancelled too?
I'm pretty sure it's getting a second season.
Oh sweet.
Wait so that's not considered part of the Arrowverse?
No it technically is because this is the Superman with Supergirl.
I don't know why I keep seeing headlines oh the Arrowverse is officially dead.
Well it's because the Arrowverse started with Arrow and the Flash.
And then it was like oh Supergirl came after that.
And then it was Legends of Tomorrow which I don't know of.
So Superman and Lois has two seasons already.
Let's see if Legends of Tomorrow.
Okay they announced in May 2022 that Legends of Tomorrow and Batwoman were both cancelled.
So the Arrowverse after Flash is dead.
Shit.
Which sucks because they had the opening for like some crazy good shows.
But I'd like to know how those shows got cancelled but they somehow greenlit Gotham Knights.
The show.
Oh yeah that's still going forward isn't it?
Yeah.
So have you seen or heard anything about that show?
Not really.
It sounds horrible.
Oh shit.
When's it supposed to premiere?
Next year.
So wasn't it announced like freaking like three years ago?
I think it was announced this year.
Oh.
So tell me if any of these characters sound familiar okay?
Okay.
Turner Hayes.
No.
Carrie Kelly.
Nope.
Harper Rowe.
Nope.
Colin Rowe.
Nada.
Dula Dent.
No but stupid name.
Stephanie Brown.
No.
And then I think you'd recognize this one.
Harvey Dent.
Can't say I do.
Just kidding.
Yeah that's.
Yeah.
Two-Face.
So those are the characters of this Gotham Knights show.
I don't know DC as well as Marvel so.
Oh you want to know why you don't recognize any of these?
Because these are all original characters.
The fuck?
Yeah so just for shits and giggles who do you think Turner Hayes would be?
I'm assuming probably the Robin equivalent of what they're trying to set up here.
That was an excellent guess.
Yes.
Okay.
And then there is adopted son.
Oh god.
But guess what?
Turner Hayes does not exist in any comics whatsoever.
Oh good lord.
Then there is Carrie Kelly who she is from The Dark Knight Returns.
The animated show or movie.
She's like the redheaded girl Robin with big glasses.
Oh yeah okay.
Don't a lot of people find her annoying?
Yes.
Okay.
Then here's one to throw you off.
Who do you think Dula Dent is?
I mean I'm assuming she's got to be related to Harvey Dent in some way right?
You would think that right?
No that is the Joker's daughter.
The fuck?
Yup.
Okay they got some explaining to do with that.
Yeah this show sounds horrible.
So is this going to be on HBO Max or CW?
It's on CW but I'm pretty sure they're going to put everything on HBO Max.
Dude this sounds so bad I'm not even going to attempt and give it a shot.
Yeah I'm not either.
Wasn't there supposed to be also a game called Gotham Knights but didn't it get cancelled?
No the game did not get cancelled.
Oh it didn't?
Okay I thought it did.
No that one comes out October 25th of 2022 and from what I've seen it looks like it's
going to be a pretty decent game.
Okay.
Did you ever play like the Arkham games?
I did.
Not all of them only a couple.
Okay yeah so from what I can gather it's going to be kind of a fighting game like that.
Like with those kind of same mechanics but you can play as like different members of
the Bat family.
Like you can play as Damien, Wayne, Robin.
You can play as Nightwing, Batgirl or Jason Todd's Red Hood.
Oh that would be very interesting to see how Red Hood plays.
Yeah right.
And then it's covering what happens after quote unquote Batman's death and they're
looking into the Court of Owls.
Which do you know anything about that?
I only know about the Court of Owls because of Batman vs Robin.
Yeah so it's pretty much that.
Okay.
But yeah seems cool.
I'm really excited for that Suicide Squad game even though it got pushed back again.
Yeah that one looks super cool.
But yeah I'm not hating on the video game but I am definitely hating on the Gotham Knight
show.
I think we already know which one's going to be a success and which one's just going
to freaking flop.
Dude I'm afraid that the show is going to affect the video game sales.
Dude that's going to suck.
Yeah like could you imagine people being like oh my gosh Gotham Knight sucks and then it's
like oh then no one goes to buy the video game thinking that everyone's talking about
the game instead of the show.
Gotta be like if I mean I don't know if it's actually going to be good but it'd be like
if this Suicide Squad game came out the same time that the first Suicide Squad movie came
out.
Yeah exactly like that.
Yeah that would blow.
Anyway that's everything in DC news.
Anything else we wanted to cover?
I mean we got those two trailers but nothing really to talk about.
I mean don't get me wrong I'm excited to see Owen Wilson and Larry the Cable Guy back together
playing Lightning and Mater but like it's not going to be anything special.
At least in my opinion I don't think it's going to be.
Like I said it's going to be cool to see these characters again.
I'm always excited to see these characters even though Cars 2 sucks but I enjoy the first
Cars and Cars 3.
So I'm excited to see them back together again but I'm not going to be like oh my god this
is going to be like the most hyped series or like series of shorts I've ever seen on
Disney+.
Yeah this kind of gives me the same vibes that Monsters at Work did.
Oh that's not good.
I will be checking it out because I like to give everything its fair chance except Gotham
Knights.
Didn't Monsters at Work get greenlit for a second season?
It did and I don't know why.
It was not good.
I mean you know if enough people freaking watch it.
Well it's kind of like freaking you know how like some movies will do poorly at the box
office but like extremely they'll do amazing.
Like that's the I think I've brought this up in the past that's the story with Encanto
like in November because it released in November and only made like I think 250 million dollars
just because you know COVID was still with I mean COVID still is a thing but it was still
pretty big you know a lot of people still weren't comfortable with going to the movies
and then when it went to Disney Plus on Christmas Eve literally it was at the top of the charts
every single week for months and months and freaking I think like at the beginning of
the year Bob Chapex I think that's the Disney CEO right now literally said yeah Encanto
is our new like big franchise and like apparently they have like huge ideas of what they want
to do.
I think the director like mostly just wants to do like maybe shorts if possible.
I don't know if they really want to do a sequel.
That is what I would prefer for them to do other if they don't have a solid like super
solid plan for a sequel I would rather them do shorts.
Yeah like Disney should or like Pixar should have done with Toy Story.
Just keep doing the shorts and don't do Toy Story 4.
Exactly.
But even though I somewhat like that movie I swear the more I like think about that movie
and the ending the more I'm like what do I hate the decision that you made.
Anyway yeah we also got the I mean I don't know if you have a lot to say about the on
and on door and or second trailer.
I know I did tell Caleb this will probably be like the first Star Wars show that I will
actually keep up to date every week on just because I know we all know that spoiler alert
he dies because if you've seen Rogue One he's one of the people that gets the Death Star
plans and you know because of that they become the Suicide Squad.
Actually what the movie should have been called.
Pretty much.
But just because I love Diego Luna in this role and I'm actually excited to hopefully
get somewhat of a backstory for Cassian.
So yeah yeah I'm I'm on the fence about the show just because I don't know if they gave
the I'll say this Rogue One didn't give me enough of Cassian for me to care about his
backstory like personally I care more about.
Oh shit what was her name.
Jen.
Yeah.
So I got Jen's backstory and like hey what happened between her father getting taken
by the Empire to the events of Rogue One like what happened in between there.
Like we know that she is with Saw Gerrera but where did that go.
It's a good point.
So like I that's like a lot of the backstory that I want and so getting and or I'm like
and not super feel it.
How would you have felt if out of all the Rogue One characters to do a spin off of what
would you have.
How would you have felt if they did a base and share it.
Who.
The guy with the big gun and then the blind guy with the staff.
Oh I would love that.
Right.
Especially cheer it.
Oh my god.
What is his name.
What the hell is his name.
Oh my mental because I'm going to feel bad not remembering his name.
I think it's Don something.
Right.
Donnie.
That's his name.
Donnie.
Yes.
Dude I freaking loved his character in Rogue One.
It was so good.
Yeah.
I want that to be the spin off.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm excited for and or I'm actually very very excited for this because I love Digo Luna's
character in Rogue One.
But if I could choose to have a another spin off besides this.
Yeah I would take a base and cheer it.
Or just a cheer it.
One whichever.
I'll take either one.
Yep.
So yeah.
Looking forward to that.
Not my excitement level.
Like I'll still watch it because I have a habit of watching like all of my Disney plus
shows on Wednesday when they come out.
So like I'll be watching and or alongside She-Hulk.
At least with this release Disney isn't making the mistake to release them side by side on
the exact same day.
Like starting the series off on the exact same day because I feel that was a very bad
idea to do that with Obi-Wan and Ms. Marvel and I feel that took away a lot of viewership
from Ms. Marvel.
I thought they had a break.
Or not.
Do you think?
Yeah I'm pretty sure I forget which one came out first.
Pretty sure it was Obi-Wan.
You're right actually.
Yeah Obi-Wan released the first two episodes and then the following week Ms. Marvel came
out.
Yes.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
That's yeah that's what it was.
So hopefully since She-Hulk will already have two episodes under her belt.
Hopefully they don't take away from each other's viewership.
I doubt it.
I mean it's the people that watch She-Hulk.
People who are going to watch both of them, they're going to watch both of them regardless.
Whether or not they do it at the exact same time is kind of the issue.
But for me, someone who knows that I'm going to watch both shows, I'm going to knock them
out at the same time.
Fair enough.
So I mean it won't be that big of a problem.
I doubt someone's going to be like, oh I'm going to watch She-Hulk but not Andor.
If they had any intention whatsoever to watch Andor, they're not going to let She-Hulk stop
it.
Yeah, you know what, fair enough.
That's the great thing about streaming services, you can watch both.
But yeah, anything else news-wise or I think that might be it?
No, I think that's it.
Okay, well with that, let's say we get right into our breakdown.
Let's do it.
Hell yeah.
Alrighty, for this week's headliner, like we said, we will be breaking down Hulu's original,
The Princess.
So this movie came out not very long ago.
July 1st.
July.
Okay, so like almost a month exactly to the day that we're recording.
But yeah, so getting into this, if you have not listened to one of our breakdowns before,
this is how they usually go.
We have split movies into eight different categories that we individually score to come
to a final All Bros letter grade.
The eight categories that we score are story, writing, acting, character development, effects,
music, costumes, and then we give it our own personal score at the very end.
All of those numbers get magically added up and split into our algorithm that gives us
a schoolhouse letter grade to compare this movie to others of a similar score.
So with that, if you have not seen The Princess, you can go check it out right now on Hulu.
But Rose is about to spoil the entire movie for you.
So if you listen past this point and it gets spoiled, it's your own damn fault.
So with that, Rose, would you like to take it away?
I would love to.
So the film is, I love how they start this off.
The film is set in a medieval realm ruled by a king and his queen who have two daughters.
The titular, oh my jeez Louise, the titular, I think I butchered that word.
Jesus, God damn it.
I'm off to a great start here.
And I'm pulling up the wiki.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
The titular, how am I butchering this word so bad?
The titular.
The tit, tit, tit, tit, tit.
It's not the titular?
No, it's not that.
I'm adding extra words here.
I'm going to look this up.
Or extra letters.
Titular.
Okay, the titular princess and her younger sister Violet.
The princess was drilled in the fighting arts by Lynn, the niece of one of her father's
advisors with her mother's quiet approval.
I feel like it's jumping ahead but okay.
Yeah covering these freaking flashbacks first.
I mean shit.
I mean it's, we'll get into it.
Since the queen did not bear any sons, the king intended to wed the princess to Julius,
the ruthless son of a royal diplomat who despises the king's peaceful reign, thinking that a
strong king should rule with an iron fist.
But the princess left him at the altar and as a result, okay this is a very interesting
way to type a plot for a movie, and as a result, Julius, his whip-wielding henchwoman, is
it Miura?
Moira.
Moira and a band of brutal mercenaries took the cast by force, seizing the royal family
and their retainers.
The princess is locked in the top of her castle's highest tower to await her forced wedding
with Julius.
When two mercenaries enter and prepare to rape her, she kills them.
What?
I remember that being the, well.
That did not seem like the case at all.
Dude, you just said what scared the shit out of me.
Sorry, it's just-
No, you're good, man.
That is not the vibe that I got from those two.
I didn't either.
Like I thought that they just went up there to like, like watch over her, and then What's
His Face kinda got a little creepy with smelling her, but that is not the vibe that I got from
those two at all.
And that's the vibe that I did not want put into my head.
So whoever wrote this Wikipedia, thank you for putting that into my brain.
I appreciate it.
Yeah what the shit was moving on?
She kills them and sets out to rescue her family.
Yeah, I'm not saying that word again.
I hate that word.
After she slays several mercenaries on her way, Julius and Moira are finally alerted
and send their men after her.
She evades her pursuers and meets up with Lynn, who escaped the castle sacking and joins
her in her fight.
Maybe it's just because it just feels more drawn out in the movie, but like yeah, the
way that they write this down, it's like it's going so fast.
I know, but like, could you explain it any slower?
No, yeah, I couldn't, but in my mind I'm just like picturing that audio of the like,
why are we going so fucking fast?
While trying to reach the sewers and from there the dungeons, they are forced to fight
Moira and Lynn stays behind to stall her.
The princess frees her family, but they and Lynn are quickly captured and brought before
Julius.
When she continues to resist him, Julius decides to cement his claim to the throne by marrying
Violet instead.
Yeah, freaking pervert.
Well, actually, he's a pervert the other way too.
Okay, before you get all judgy, I don't think that he was trying to creep on the younger
sister.
Fair.
Like, I don't think he was doing the same thing with...
Oh, what's her name?
Is she just the princess?
Yeah, it's never...
I don't think she's ever called her actual name.
Now that I'm like thinking about it going through the whole movie in my head, yeah,
even Lynn just calls her princess.
Yeah, I'm gonna look up the cast real quick and see what she's credited as.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, she's just credited as the princess.
The fuh, okay.
Okay.
You have to remember, in medieval times, people were married off really, really young.
Like really freaking young.
And so that is one reason why I'm like, eh.
Like yes, she's at that, or she was at that age, like we have to assume, that she's at
that age where she's ready to be wedded off.
And the reason that everyone was just like super hesitant, or not really digging that
he was wanting to marry Violet, the younger sister, instead of the princess was because
she I don't think she was just quite at marrying age yet.
Okay, fair enough, that makes sense.
But it still would have been fine.
It's just, it's a weird thing.
It's just one of those weird medieval things that I kind of had to let go a little bit.
Okay.
But I do not, this wiki dude, like, I did not get the vibe that he was creeping on the
younger sister.
He's just like, well, if you're going to be a bitch about it, like, I'll go with the one
that's a little bit more scared of me.
Yeah.
Like I don't think he had any like, interest in the younger sister whatsoever, other than
her also being a princess.
Yeah, good point.
Good point.
Okay, so I'm just going to restart sentence.
So when yeah, when she continues to resist him, Julie decides to submit his claim to
the throne by marrying Violet instead.
And when the princess fights back, she is thrown into the castle's nearby lake to drown,
while Lynn and Violet escape through a secret door.
The princess escapes the fall of her life and sneaks back into the castle where she
reunites with Lynn and Violet.
The three equipped themselves in a secret weapons store and the princess and Lynn fight
the mercenaries while Violet frees Lynn's uncle before she is found and captured.
Lynn is wounded fighting Julius, but the princess kills Moira.
I'm just not going to mention her name.
She's whip girl now.
Just kidding.
Whip girl.
Kills Moira.
Moira, right?
Did I say it right?
Yes.
Moira.
and engages him in single combat.
Weakened and on her knees, she bids her time while Julius gloats before preparing to kill
her, and at the right moment she rests Julius' sword away and decapitates him.
Finally convinced of his daughter's strength and dedication, the king makes her the heir
to the throne and lays down a law that women in the kingdom are allowed to choose their
own way in life.
Hell yeah.
'll boy.
This movie, I think like we explained it as perfectly as we could before like before we started recording.
This is a shut your brain off movie. You cannot take this movie too seriously.
No. If you, literally if you want a story that is pretty damn easy to comprehend, it's just a simple story of getting from point A to point B.
Yeah, this is as good as it gets.
Yeah. This is a fun one. This is a really fun freaking movie.
It is. It's not groundbreaking. It's not great. It's no freaking Titanic. I don't know why I'm relating it to Titanic.
Yeah, I don't know why you're relating it to Titanic either.
I think you know what? This is more like a medieval Fast and Furious movie.
Oh, I like that. Yeah, I like that a lot. Even though I hate those movies.
Dude, this is what Charlie's Angels had the potential to be, but fell so freaking short.
Dude, they should have had Joey King in that movie. Oh my gosh, right?
Dude, seeing the shit that she was pulling off, which we'll get into with effects. Damn.
Seriously, she would have been amazing.
Yeah, the story though. It was as basic as basic can get it and they start it. It's like what I really appreciated about this movie was that it felt like it knew what it was.
Good point.
If it knew, hey, I'm not going to be some Oscar winning movie.
I'm not going to be like the greatest in special effects spectacles or anything.
This is just a good, I'm going to be the movie that you turn on when you have nothing else to do and you just want some background noise.
And then if you want to sit down, pay attention to me, it's going to we're going to have fun. Like it's kind of like one of those movies like that vibe from the story because it's like super easy story.
You're this princess, her castle has been taken over by this complete and utter douchebag, and she needs to go and kill some people.
And that's exactly what happens.
I don't know what else to say.
Oh, I was like, shit, I lose you.
Yeah, no, I'm sorry. No, because like you summed it up very well. Yeah, like literally.
Her whole kingdom is taken prisoners, especially her family, she's able to get out of her restraints and now it's up to her to save the day.
And then they give us like little moments of like flashbacks for for character growth purposes and just I personally feel to introduce characters
like, like Lynn.
But other than that, it did a little bit of growth gave us a little bit of backstory about where she's at personally and like how she feels about
her role in this
this siege. So like when she starts talking about like, oh my gosh, this is my fault. This is my fault. This is my fault.
We get a flashback. All right, it's like before that, right?
Like before she starts blaming herself, we get like a little bit of a flashback to this wedding day that she was supposed to have, but she leaves him standing at the altar.
And yeah, I can't remember if that's before or after.
I forget, like, but we always got a flashback right before something. So that's what makes me think that it was before.
Yeah, I think you're right.
So, I mean, it was, it was pretty good like this, it kept a good flow, but this was just an action.
Like more than action packed films. So if it's going to fail anywhere, it's going to be in the story.
Because like we said, it's just, but it was decent enough to for us to be like, okay,
we get what's going on. We care about this character.
We have some backstory to this character. Like, let's go. Like it didn't focus too much on like this crazy backstory and this super deep arc.
It's just like, no, we're here to kick some ass.
Or as Mantis would say, take names or what is it? No.
Take ass. Oh, kick names and take ass. Yep.
I, God, I fucked that up so bad. I'm sorry.
Yeah, that wasn't super great, but it's fine.
But yeah, where I don't know where I'm at with story.
Like, I don't even, I don't, I don't know if I'm even in like the 70s with it.
Like it was just so, so basic and it's just not a whole lot going on. So like this might be the lowest for me.
I would agree.
I'm going to go 65. I might go a little higher than you, maybe like 68.
All right. All right. Moving on over to writing.
The it kind of had similar problems.
Like there wasn't like super deep dialogue, but the dialogue that they they had overall was average.
But one in particular, like conversation, the conversation between the princess and Julius was incredible.
Anytime that they were like talking between the two of them, I loved it.
Dude, freaking the line read of or just like the whole like interaction where she's just like, oh, yeah, it's going to be a fairy tale for me.
But a nightmare for you because literally you'll be looking over your shoulder every single night waiting for me to see if I'll kill you.
Jesus.
I do. I felt the exact same way. I'm just like, this is the shit.
Like, oh, my gosh. She was so intimidating in that moment. I'm like, dude, you're.
You're screwed. Yeah, it's like, yeah, sure.
I mean, I know, like right after that, he goes and says, oh, OK, yeah, you know what? I'm going to marry your sister instead.
Yeah, I'm like, dude, like that. This is why I have to give this movie praise because.
First off, he looked intimidated as hell, and I'm like, dude, like, how are you going to come back from that bitch?
Like you just got owned. Like you just took a verbal ass whooping in front of everyone.
How are you going to recover from that? And then he goes and does that where he's like, fine, I'll just marry your sister.
And I'm like, oh, shit, that's how you say to say. Yeah, I'm just like, oh, shit.
Because like I wasn't even thinking about the sister for I was just like.
I was like on my feet, just like, yes, like, suck it, you you douchebag.
And then then he freaking hits us with that. I'm like, oh, oh, no.
Well, shit. Oh, man. Like that. And then when when the princess and Julius are are sword fighting
and he's saying like your parents wept the day you were born, like because you weren't a man.
And she's like, I heard yours did the same thing. I shouted out, damn, so loud.
Dude, I was like, roasted. The dialogue like that was awesome.
So. I'm totally given some prop points for that.
But the rest of the dialogue, not. Not super great.
I mean, I did like the whole when I think it was one of her first fights in the movie where
one of the guys kept calling her a bitch and I think like another couple names and she keeps saying, oh,
you know, watch that mouth of yours. Yeah.
Like the way that it comes full circle at the end.
And I will admit the part where she's like, well, I'm the princess.
It was kind of cool. But that that scene, though, when she's just like explaining like, oh, hey,
you know, better watch your ass. Yeah, that that that was great writing right there.
Yeah, I think. With with those scenes where she's like saying, hey, watch your language or whatever,
I don't think that was necessarily great writing. I think that was just a really good delivery from
Joey King. Yeah, good point.
So I'm I'm given more props to her than the writing in that moment.
I think she was just able to sell it really well. Yeah, yeah, you got a good point there.
So. That's so like with writing, I would say it's.
Reasonably higher than the story because of those just epic moments that they had.
But it just kind of falls off once you kind of get too deep, because it's like.
If the dialogue doesn't have a super big impact on me, I am very attuned to just forget about it.
And I couldn't tell you anything else that was said in this movie.
Oh, I didn't tell you one line that like the king or queen said.
Yeah, because it's like, I don't care.
Like the only things that likely the only lines that I remember are the the like.
Your parents wept because you were you weren't a man and the the speech that the princess gave to Julius.
Those are the only two things that I could recall.
Everything else is just like. Bland and average.
Yeah, I would honestly agree.
So with that, I think I'm going to be in like.
Six set, not 60, 70, four.
I'm going to go slightly lower than you, I'm going to go 72.
Not a 70 E or 70.
All right, moving on over to acting.
We have. A pretty decent cast.
There are only like four main hitters with with this cast, though.
So the first and.
Best, in my opinion, Joey King, who played the princess.
Then we have Dominic Cooper, who played Julius.
Veronica and go who played Lynn.
And then we have Olga Kurylenko, who played Moira.
And then everyone else was just kind of like filler people.
They were all right. Yeah, they they I eat, but.
Anyway.
I think we can both agree Joey King was top.
Oh, yeah. I feel like our top three isn't.
Yeah, I feel like our top three is not hard.
Like, I'm just going to take a shot in the dark on who your top three is.
OK. So are I'll say top four since we know Joey King's top.
So Joey King, number one.
I'm going to say your number two was Julius.
Yeah. Yeah.
Number three.
Probably Lynn.
Yeah.
And then Moira after that.
Yeah.
It held it right. Yep. Right on the nail.
Oh, I will say that the show was kind of.
This was Joey King and Dominic Cooper's movie.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
They just destroyed.
This movie in the best possible way.
Lynn and Moira, they were very unimportant roles.
Like, I think you could have cut them and been fine.
I agree, but the actresses definitely made the most out of what they were given.
I'll give you that. I think the only one I didn't like was maybe Moira.
I think Moira is just a little too.
Intense.
Is that fair?
Like she, not intense. I think her intensity was fine. She's just over the top. I'll say that.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely.
And I don't think she quite.
I think they were trying to like force her into being this.
Super cool badass, which.
It worked in some ways, but it just it felt too forced.
Yeah, that's a good point, though, that whip, that whip. Holy shit, that was badass.
Yeah, the whip was pretty cool.
But yeah, not.
Not super impressed with her. I think she definitely may have brought the movie
down for me a little bit, but I mean, Lynn was fine.
She she was just kind of one of those.
Average act like characters that just
didn't really enhance the movie, but didn't really hurt it either.
I mean, I feel this is more so in effects, but frickin when she
so when she picks a bow and arrow for her final weapon, I'm like, OK, yes, I already love you even more.
And then she freaking like drops her quiver.
I'm like, what the hell? You still had like at least 10 arrows in there.
And then she freaking turns it into a double sided blade.
I'm like, oh my God, I love you even more now.
I can't wait to talk about the effects.
Um.
But yeah, she she was a badass.
Like she was so freaking cool.
Uh.
But yeah, I think do Joey King's performance in this she had she was just.
Perfection.
Like she sold everything, she sold her pain, she sold her exhaustion,
like she sold like sold her like anger and fear like she she is an amazing actress.
And I have no idea why she's not in more shit.
Seriously.
Like I was scrolling through her IMDb, there's not a single thing that I've seen her in where I haven't liked her or where she hasn't been one of the better parts.
Right.
Like I know you could probably give her shit for being in the Kissing Booth movies.
But I didn't even know she was in those.
Yeah, but honestly, she's the better part of those movies.
And then I really want to watch her the movie she was in the the in between and bullet train.
Like she's had a pretty decent.
She's in bullet train.
Yeah, she's had a pretty busy year.
Nice.
That's awesome.
Yeah, she's been she has three twenty twenty two movies plus a twenty twenty two show.
Hell yeah.
It's awesome for her.
Yeah, she's she's been in a lot of shit.
But yeah, I I love her.
Like my favorite thing that she did and it was from the trailers was when she like just scream in that one dude's face and then tackled the shit out of him.
Yes, that was so cool.
The one of the trivia things from from IMDb, she did most of her own stunts.
Holy shit.
They said eighty five to 90 percent.
Of her of the stunts she did.
I love her even more now.
Dude, she's incredible if she doesn't get more action roles because of this.
Like, oh, like it's so good.
And it's it's crazy because she's like.
So petite.
Yeah.
Like she she is so freaking cool.
Oh, man.
Freaking love her.
Where are you at with with acting?
I mean, Joey King just pushes it up so much, but I absolutely agree with you that some people do bring it down.
So I'm in the 80s and I'm going to sit in the middle and I'm going to go in 85.
I might go. Not much higher, but just slightly because of how much I love Joey King.
So I'm going to go to an 86 just for shits and giggles.
If it was just Joey King, like what would you have given?
Oh, probably like ninety five.
That's honestly about where I was at, too.
Yeah, like the ex-sues don't bring it down a lot.
Yeah.
But if this was like a one woman show, oh yeah, it'd be a ninety five.
All right. Moving on over to character development.
This is another place where I feel the the movie kind of suffers.
Yeah.
I mean, it is cool seeing what happens to her at the ending where she actually it's her dad changes.
Oh, hey, you know, you actually do get to be the heir to the throne.
Now you no longer have to marry a man anymore.
You get to be your own person. That's freaking awesome.
But I feel the bill. There's not that much build up to it.
No, not even a little bit, like even though they did set that up in the in one of the flashbacks where she goes to her father in her warrior gear and kind of like
I'd say like reveals herself to her father, like her what we know as her true form, like being a like a badass warrior.
Like it's she's just very she's just consistent through that.
Like it's not like she's not personally dealing with any growth.
It's just using skills that she was taught and lessons that she learned.
I think honestly, the only lesson that like you can truly say like, oh, this is something that she learned and like became better at was like the the patience, like focus and patience thing.
That's yeah, that's a good point.
But even that, it's just not great.
So fortunately, I think this is an area where this movie, it's like
I'm like barely above the story.
Yeah, honestly, I would agree.
Like, I'm going to go 67.
I'm going to go 69.
Sorry.
You are your freaking child.
I know I am.
Don't remind me.
Oh, man.
All right.
Next up, we got effects, which, holy shit.
This steals the whole freaking movie.
All this entire movie's budget went into stunt choreography.
Hands down.
Now, that being said, I am going to be docking for the super not good special effects.
Fair to list those off before I start like fangirling over the stunt work.
Anytime you saw scenery looked fake as shit.
Like when she was like what she was hanging out the window.
And you just like, you know, so bad.
It's like anytime you're outside the castle looked like shit.
Like that's one of those moments that stood out.
And then, oh, when that one night got lit on fire.
Oh, dude. Yeah.
Like, could that have looked more fake?
And then trying to think of like one other thing.
Those might be the big ones. It's just any outside scenery.
The castle didn't look super real.
But yeah, anything like outside of the castle.
And that one dude catch on fire.
Everything else, though, that was stunt coordinated.
Dude, the fighting alone.
Oh, my God. So good.
This felt like an old kung fu movie.
Where everything was done in like a couple takes.
Perfect way to sum it up.
Dude, it was so freaking good.
And knowing that Joey King did most of her freaking her own stunts.
Like just makes it that much better.
Like it really does.
There was only like one moment in a fight where I'm like,
I think it was like the first fight where I'm like, yeah, this doesn't feel super like realistic.
But it quickly got over that.
And the rest of the the fighting sequences were just chef's kiss.
Like, holy crap.
Like, I can't get over it.
It was so good.
It didn't.
I was afraid that it was going to have kind of like this Marvel syndrome where it was just shaky cam.
Not really like you couldn't really follow along with the fights.
And like, you know how Marvel does where it's like cut here, cut here, cut here.
And then it's like something like crazy happens and then cut, cut, cut.
No, this was just you're following the action beginning to end.
You know exactly where everyone is.
You know exactly what's happening.
It's they're not like giving you whiplash trying to follow the the story.
Yeah, exactly.
One of my favorite stunts that they did was when she tackled that one guy and she like went down a couple of floors.
But then he landed on the ledge and she rolled off of him.
Oh, yeah.
And then he like fell down like the rest of the of the way in the that whole thing.
I was afraid from the look of the trailer that she was going to go straight down the entirety of that tower and then like hit the ground and be like, yeah, I'm fine.
Because I landed on this guy like I thought that was going to be such bullshit.
But the fact that it was just like what they did with it made it.
So good.
Like, did you have like a favorite stunt or like sequence in this?
I mean, I don't know if I because I mean, there's just so many to pick from.
But like, honestly, just like the opening one where literally she frickin breaks her thumb just so she can get out of the one of the shackles and just her beating the shit out of the two guys and that one tower and then frickin.
Yeah, what the hell is that one thing that she stabs into the guy's eye?
Oh, it was like a frickin hairpin or something.
Yeah, I think yeah.
Yeah, honestly, that one just I feel that scene just stands out for me with the effects with fight choreography just because of how abrupt it was.
I was not expecting them to start off that strong and it just got better and better from there.
Dude, seriously.
Like the more like the more dress that she lost, the better the fight sequences got.
Yeah, dude, frickin that scene where because like I like all the emotional stuff I saw with like the posters and everything.
She wasn't wearing her pearl necklace.
I'm like, Kate, does she ever like lose that? So the part where she frickin just yanks it off and literally throws all the pearls down the stairs and they just all fall and trip over them.
Oh, frickin great, dude.
I didn't even like I remember that scene.
And I didn't like even think about it until after the scene was over, but I'm like, there was a lot more like pearls on that than she or there were not that many pearls on there that that she threw.
Fair enough. Fair enough.
And I like it. I guess I didn't think about it until after I was just so like in the moment with that.
Yeah, just like I'm loving every second that you're doing.
And then it was like after I'm like, that didn't seem right.
Like frickin loved it.
Like, like we've said, this is a shut your brain off movie.
And I caught myself a couple of times shutting my brain off.
Oh yeah, same here. And that was just one of those moments that I shut my brain off and like, oh yeah, forgot.
I have to review this.
But I had a blast with this, like just every action sequence was incredible.
So, I mean, I'm able to let go of a lot of the like the special effects.
But I mean, it does bring it down a little bit for me.
So I think I'm in like the high 80s for it, though.
Yeah, I would agree.
Honestly, I'd probably just be a couple of points higher than acting.
So, you know, I'm going to give an 88.
Yeah, I'm going to give an 89 because I was just super frickin impressed with the stunt work.
Like, I know that there's like there's a YouTube channel that I watch and they have like a stuntman react.
And that's one of those stuntman react videos that I want to see.
Yeah, I want them to cover the princess. That would be awesome.
All right, moving on over to music.
I mean, I have an issue with the music that I want to bring up,
but it also brings up an issue that I have with the trailer.
OK, the trailer is very deceptive.
Like, have you seen the trailer for this?
I don't know. OK, I actually have a question about that because I'm imagining a song in this movie that just would have worked perfectly.
But I'm wondering now if I saw it in the trailer.
Did they ever did they show that did they play the song? I don't give a damn about my reputation.
Yes, it was in the trailer. OK. Yeah, I wish this was that was in the movie, too.
Oh, dude. Like I said, there's an issue like that.
It was a very deceptive trailer. But my issue, if you watch the trailer, this movie is played out like an action comedy.
But it's not.
It's I don't it. I don't know how to explain this movie.
It is a hard one to sum up, honestly.
Yeah, it's just it's like an action drama.
Like, I want to see what they have down as like the.
Yeah, exactly. So I just pulled up like what the genre of this is.
It's an action drama fantasy.
Yeah, that's that's perfect.
Yeah, so.
And don't get me wrong, it has some, you know, giggles here and there, but nothing like, oh, my God, that was the funniest joke I've seen in forever.
Yeah. But like I said, with the trailer, it's very deceptive.
Like, I thought I was going to get like the kick ass, like bad reputation song.
And then I thought it was going to be like a comedy because that's like they showed off all the laughs.
And just like the crazy moments and.
And so it just seems like overly ridiculous.
And like they play, like I said, they play it off like a comedy, and it's so far from that.
This movie takes itself very seriously in a way, but it works.
I'm not too upset about it.
I'm just slightly deceived and I didn't care for that.
I can absolutely agree with you.
I'm so I'm watching the trailer on silent as like from the IMDB website.
They also make her fall from the tower when she tackles that guy.
Seem way further than it actually ended up being.
Oh, sure. Really? Yeah.
Like if you go back and watch it, it looks like she falls down the entire fricking tower.
But it's like it's only like a floor or two.
It's just OK. Interesting.
Yeah. So.
Very, very deceptive trailer.
But yeah, we're not we're not docking for the deceptive trailer.
If anything, it's the music, what if fit?
There wasn't anything too special about it.
Like what was the only the only song that I remember them playing was like White Wedding, right?
Or did they even play that?
I don't know if they did. If they did, I didn't recognize it or like I didn't hear it.
Yeah. So I think.
Music for me, just because I mean, what we got, I heard like worked for everything.
So I'm like maybe at a six.
I would say six, honestly.
Yeah, nothing too special, but it worked for the scenes.
Yeah. What about costumes?
What do you what do you have to say about costumes?
I would say they were pretty damn good.
The more she progressed into like literally just destroying the fricking.
Her bride gown was fricking awesome.
I loved it when she added all of her like like her boots and her sword holster to it just made her look even more badass.
So I feel for the time period, they did a really good job costumes wise.
Yeah, I think they did a really solid job.
Like I feel like the this would have been really difficult to film.
At least with multiple days, because you have to take into account like the progression that her dress has.
No, that's a very good point. I agree.
Like how it starts off at like as a full blown dress and then just progressively gets worse and worse and worse.
So I'm really interested to know how they how they handled that, whether they had like their states of progression.
Yeah, everyone else's costumes.
I mean, they they seemed good for the times and I mean, dark fantasy or not dark fantasy, just fantasy medieval era.
Like the time of nights or whatever you want to say with that, like everything worked pretty well.
The only costume that I had an issue with was probably Moira's.
And I can't I don't know, it's very like had a combat vibe to it,
which if she was supposed to be like the right hand man to the to the king.
I'm trying to look up a picture of it.
OK, I think I know the issue. It kind of has like a bar maiden vibe.
Instead of like a warrior outfit like Lynn had.
Fair, that's a good point.
So I'd say that's like my my issue with hers, but not it's not a huge complaint.
But I think what they were able to do with the wedding dress was really good.
It really was. I loved it.
Where are you at? I don't know if I'm like as high as a nine.
That's what I was thinking, too.
I'm like, I could be talked up to a nine, but I'm sitting pretty firmly at an eight.
I feel the same way. Honestly, I would just give it an eight.
Yeah. All right. Last up, we got our own personal score.
Do you who do you want to take this?
I'll go first. OK.
This movie is super, super fun.
Like if you just want some background noise as as a movie, but still something that you can enjoy,
like watching whenever you get the chance to.
This is the movie. It's.
It's a blast. It is a shut your brain off action film.
And this fit, like we said, this film knows what it is.
It doesn't try to be something it's not.
And it it just feels right.
So I had an absolute blast with this one.
So I think I'm going to be in like.
It's going to make it sound like I think we're going to be like an eighty three.
I had a really good time with this movie.
I absolutely agree with everything Caleb said.
Joey King steals this movie. This is her movie.
And it's honestly just a blast if you don't want a very complicated story,
just a nice simple story that's easy to follow and want some good action.
This is definitely the movie for you.
So I'm going to be slightly lower than Caleb, but I'm still in the 80s.
I'm going to go in eighty one. All right.
Well. With that.
I'm going to try something new and just kind of I'm not like, you know how I usually went like, oh,
like as we grade the story, it's like, oh, that averages out to this.
And then once we finish talking about writing, oh, that averages out to that.
Like, you know, I'm going to do it from like the at the end.
OK, I kind of go through each individual score.
So anyway, trying something new here.
I like it. But.
Starting off with story, story got averaged out to a sixty six point five
with writing being a little bit higher, sitting at a seventy three.
Acting is sitting a little bit higher than that, which and we had that and added eighty five point five
character development, brought the movie back down
and we had that at a sixty eight.
The effects totally rock this movie sitting at an eighty eight point five.
Music was fairly average sitting at a six.
Costumes eight and our personal score averaged to an eighty two,
which brings our final Albrose letter grade for the princess to a.
C plus. Not bad, not bad at all.
Definitely one of our stronger ones.
It is sitting at a seventy seven point nine three percent.
I like it. Yeah, I like that a lot.
So let's see where that puts it.
All right. So compared to other movies of the C plus range,
this puts it on the exact same level as tag.
All right. Yeah, puts it a little bit lower than car or venom.
Let there be carnage, which is at a seventy eight point one two.
Puts it below Jumanji, the next level, which is at a seventy eight point two five.
Puts it below Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny,
which is at a seventy eight point two eight.
Puts it below.
Godzilla versus Kong, which is at a seventy eight point five six.
And then finally puts it below the New Mutants, which is at a seventy eight point seven seven.
Then going the other direction, the princess is above old,
which is at a seventy seven point eight seven.
It is above the babysitter, Killer Queen, which is at a seventy seven point eight two.
Is above Wonder Woman 1984, which is at a seventy seven point seven zero.
It is above Spider-Man, which is at a seventy seven point four nine.
And then it is above Aquaman, which is at a seventy seven point three.
Not bad, not bad at all.
Yeah, I don't think it has. I think it has a pretty decent home.
I yeah, I absolutely agree.
I think the one that I agree with the most is it being on the exact same level as Tag.
Yeah. Oh yeah, I absolutely agree.
Like that is like the perfect comparison for for those movies.
So it's nice that those have like the exact same score.
Yeah, that's so interesting. But I love that.
Yeah, same here. So yeah, that's where the the princess is sitting.
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Shit, there was a movie.
I forget there was a.
Hold on, there was a movie that like popped up on my.
IMDB.
And I forgot which one it was.
There's one that I was like, oh yeah, we can we can talk about this, but.
So it'll be between two.
Different movies and I'm trying to figure out what the second one was.
Oh, now I know.
OK, so this is up to you, Rose.
OK, it is between.
Jordan Peele's Nope.
And pray.
The Predator movie that's going to be coming to Hulu.
OK, with pray, am I going to be completely lost if I haven't seen any of the other Predator movies?
I am going to say no, because pray is.
In the Predator continuity is the first.
Is the Predators first time on Earth.
OK.
Or at least that's how they explain it like.
They have a highly evolved alien Predator, so it's like the it's like the Predators first hunt on Earth.
Is how it's being marketed.
You want to just play it by ear?
Yeah, if you're OK with that, I'm sorry.
No, you're you're fine.
Yeah, well, yeah, we'll play that one by ear so next week you can look forward to one of those two movies.
But until then, this has been the All Bros podcast.
I'm Caleb and I'm Jonathan and we'll catch you guys next week.
Deuces. So long.