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What is up bros?

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I'm Caleb.

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And I'm Jonathan.

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And we are a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews

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out there with as little bias as possible.

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Welcome to the All Bros.

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This week on the podcast we do not have a whole hell of a lot to talk about other than

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a Minions movie coming to 4K.

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And then we're going to get right into our breakdown of Paws of Fury, The Legend of Hank.

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And this one's going to be interesting because me and Rose have very conflicting opinions

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on it.

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Yes, yes we do.

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So this should be a real fun one for us.

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So I mean, before we get into all that good stuff, let's say we get on into it.

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Let's do it.

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Every day we're surrounded by media, books, movies, art, music, games, apps, podcasts,

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Alrighty first up like we said, 4k spotlight.

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Rose, you have the information on this one, correct?

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I do.

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So yeah, this Tuesday or tomorrow, the Minions Rise of Gru is coming to 4k and Blu-ray.

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It's not getting anything special.

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It's just literally a bare bones Blu-ray and 4k release.

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I have not seen this movie yet.

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I know Caleb went and saw it because this was actually his daughter's first experience

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in a movie theater.

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Yes it was.

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Which honestly, I feel that makes this movie kind of cool, only for that.

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That's the only reason it's kind of cool.

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Other than that I could give two shits about Minions 2.

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Yeah honestly, I'm kind of hoping that I can get like a retry.

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Like I know it's like a little too late for me to be like, eh, this is her first movie.

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But yeah, it's a Minions movie.

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It's a Minions movie and that is all I have to say about it.

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It is not nearly.

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It's messed up with how it's like formatted.

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It feels like they tried to merge a Minions movie with a Despicable Me movie and it didn't

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It's like a Despicable Me with a little bit extra Minion in it.

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I would hope that that would see, because I hate the first one.

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Minions cannot carry a movie in my opinion.

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that maybe it would be a little better.

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I feel Groo is one of the only bearable parts of this franchise because Steve Carell is

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amazing in this role.

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I absolutely disagree with you on that one.

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I find Groo so freaking annoying.

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The tables have turned or the turntables have turned.

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I don't know what else to say to that.

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I know I kind of like freaking stunned you.

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You did because I thought you would have at least enjoyed his performance.

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I find Groo so freaking annoying, dude.

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It's like both grown up and Kid Groo?

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I know.

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I know it's messed up, but yeah, Groo I find freaking annoying.

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I prefer to see the Minions.

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I felt like because I like what I did with Iris was I showed her the first Minions movie

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It had like it's like quirky comedy and whatnot, but it saying that the rise of Groo was on

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the same level as the Minions.

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But Groo gets on my nerves.

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It's freaking hilarious.

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of Steve Krill's Groo.

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That's funny.

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And I will say that about all the Despicable Me movies.

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I think all of the Despicable Me movies that I've seen, I don't know if I've seen the third

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one yet.

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If you haven't, you're really not missing much.

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I know I've seen the first and second one for sure.

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But I know that those are better than the Minions movies.

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You hear that, Corell?

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Wow.

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Dude, don't get me wrong.

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I love Corell.

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I wanted such a palate cleanser from the Rise of Groo that I went and watched 40-Year-Old

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Virgin.

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OK, you know what?

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I mean, honestly, I probably would have watched The Office, but I can understand that.

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I love Steve Corell.

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And I thought maybe it was just like Steve Corell's voice acting, but other things that

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he's voice acted like Remy in Over the Hedge.

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Like, I love him in that.

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God, that's an underrated animated film.

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Oh, straight up, dude.

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Straight up.

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So good.

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But yeah, like, I love his voice work.

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It's just Groo's voice I'm not a fan of.

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Well, if you guys actually did like or if you guys actually do like Steve Corell's Groo

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or the character of Groo, you can pick up Minions The Rise of Groo this Tuesday on

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4K and Blu-ray.

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Yeah, that's all I got.

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That's it?

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I just was not expecting that.

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Dude, I know I freaking like rocked you to your core.

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Yeah, you did.

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Like, holy shit, dude.

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Like usually when I say shit like that, you're a little bit more opinionated about it.

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But yeah, this time just freaking caught you off guard for some reason.

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You really did, because most people will say, oh, I can't stand the Minions, but Steve

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Corell as Groo saves those movies.

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And I would say some people actually do like the The Three Girls.

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But not a lot of people say, oh, I can't even stand Groo the Minions or I'll take the Minions

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over Groo any day.

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Yeah, I know.

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I don't feel good about it on the inside, but.

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I got to go with my heart.

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Got to go with it.

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So that's everything we got on 4K Spotlight.

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So with that, let's say we move right on into this week's breakdown.

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Let's do it.

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And like I said, we have very conflicting opinions about this movie.

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I had a decent time with it.

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Rose apparently had a not so decent time with this movie.

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Yeah, apparently he was like checking the clock and everything.

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Yeah, like I said, I was checking every 20 minutes it seemed.

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Yeah, like, oh my God, is it?

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And dude, don't even get me started about the stupid ass joke about them calling, oh,

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we got to get this movie wrapped up in 85 minutes.

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That's all we're giving.

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Or some shit like that.

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Dude, that was freaking hilarious.

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I did not laugh one bit.

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Before we get into any more spoiler territory, this is how we break down movies.

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We have split them into eight different categories that we individually score to come to a final

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Albrose letter grade.

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The eight categories that we score are story, writing, acting, character development, effects,

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music, costumes, and then we give it our own personal score at the very end.

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All of those numbers get magically added up and spat out of our algorithm, which gives

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us a letter grade and percentage to compare this movie to others of its kind.

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So, with that, if you have not seen Paws of Fury, The Legend of Hank, it is currently

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streaming on Paramount+.

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So go give it a watch if you want to hear Rose's opinions on why it sucks.

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I mean, a lot of people did not go see this movie in theaters because it was a box office

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flop.

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That I would believe.

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It did a 45 million box office, only 21.5 million.

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Shit.

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Hopefully, it gained some ground with being on streaming.

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nowadays, you have to release it to streaming.

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I feel a lot of people don't want to take the chance of their kids getting sick.

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I could not imagine taking more than one kid to the movies at a time.

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For going to go see a children's movie, that doesn't make sense to me to only take one.

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would really enjoy watching, I would wait for it to come to streaming.

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I'll start being case by case.

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ADHD or some shit like that, no, we're waiting for streaming.

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It will be seriously just such a case by case situation, but for a movie like this, I would

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have waited for streaming.

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I feel like with Disney animated films or Pixar, I feel they kind of have to for the

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most part release that stuff in theaters for how big a budget those movies are.

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Yeah, I mean, if you just drop the budget a little bit, I don't know if I'd want Disney

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or Pixar to do that though, because their movies are so gorgeous when it comes to their

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animated films.

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You're not wrong.

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Fair, fair enough.

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But still, if they could find a way to capitalize on this whole streaming service thing and

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get their money back from doing that, I think that would be a very profitable way for them

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to release their movies.

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Fair enough.

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What if Disney or Pixar specifically were to start releasing purely kids movies, like

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not as high quality like animation and whatnot, those types of movies onto Disney Plus, but

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then start releasing more adult content or adult driven content in theaters, where you

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still get that beautiful Pixar movie, but it's just more adult themed and not really

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I'm torn with that because I never want to see Pixar have to downgrade their quality

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of animation.

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animation.

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It always looks amazing.

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But at the same time, I would actually love to see that kind of stuff.

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Like you said, adult oriented stories from Pixar.

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So I'm like at a crosshairs with that.

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It's an interesting thought experiment though, right?

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It is.

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Yeah, very.

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So I would honestly have to like be able to...

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I'd have to like see one of each, like one adult oriented Pixar movie that, you know,

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like pristine animation and then one Disney Plus kind of little more child friendly movie

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that's just maybe a little downgrade of animation.

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But at the same time, I just...

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For how far that Pixar has come, I don't know if I can handle a downgrade in their animation.

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That's a tough one because it's like the movie's budget does not include marketing, correct?

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Or does it include?

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No, it does not.

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Does not, okay.

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So usually for like most big budget movies, I think they throw in like another 25 to 50

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million for marketing.

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Because marketing ain't cheap.

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Right.

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So I'm wondering then if they were to...

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Because you said a movie has to double its money to be profitable and that's usually

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because of marketing.

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So it has to double its budget to break even.

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But then, yeah, but then after that, then it starts to become profitable.

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Depending on how much they, like you said, how much they spend for marketing and all

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that stuff.

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Because actually, so I forget what podcast it was on, but freaking Matt Damon brought

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up such a great point with like physical media nowadays.

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And the fact that back in the day, if your movie didn't do so great in theaters, you

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knew that the physical like DVD or VHS release was just around the corner.

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So you had hopes that you could make up for it when it came to that.

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But unfortunately, nowadays with physical media just dying out literally once, if it

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doesn't hit the numbers you want at the box office, you better hope that it does at least

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decently on streaming because you're screwed if it doesn't.

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Because physical media sales don't mean shit anymore.

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It really doesn't count towards your...

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What's the word?

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Your, not box office, but like the actual profit that you make from a movie.

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I wish studios were a little bit more open about how movies perform on streaming.

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I agree.

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Like I really want to know.

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I mean, I guess I could see, I forget what she uses, but Grace Randolph, she uses this

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website that tells you like how each week certain movies and shows did on streaming.

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And I think it's usually like three weeks behind, but still.

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I really would want to see how Lightyear is doing on Disney Plus for how badly it did

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in theaters.

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It did not perform well.

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Yeah.

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So I'm really hoping that it's finding a second home on Disney Plus because it deserves it.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it's been on their top recommended for a long time, but I wonder if that's just

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like Disney strategy going into play being like, hey, everyone else likes this.

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Like hoping that they can trick people into thinking like, other people like this, we

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swear.

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Anyway.

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So getting back to Paws of Fury, much to Rose's chagrin.

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If you have not seen Paws of Fury, we are about to spoil the entire movie for you.

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So if you want to listen past this point and have it spoiled for you, like feel free.

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If not, go check it out.

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Like we said, it's on a Paramount Plus right now.

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So with that, Rose will be reading the entire synopsis for Paws of Fury.

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Rose.

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Okay, here we go.

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Hank dies.

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That's why it's called the Legend of Hank.

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The end.

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I'm just kidding.

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So bitter.

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I know.

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I'm sorry.

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Okay.

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I'm going to try to be nice.

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All right.

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In a land inspired by feudal Japan and entirely inhabited by cats, Ikachu, a conniving high

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ranking official of the land's Shogun, desires to expand his giant palace.

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However, it resides next to the impoverished village of Kakamucho.

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Oh my God.

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Wow.

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I ended that sentence horribly.

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Anyway.

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Hoping to get rid of it, Ikachu plans to force Kakamucho's residents to abandon their town

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by sending a gang of thugs led by his second in hand, Oga, is that how you say his name?

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Yes.

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Okay.

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To trash the town.

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The townspeople demand that the Shogun appoint a new samurai to protect them after the previous

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one flees.

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Ikachu, hoping to offend the townspeople, decides to appoint Hank, a dog prisoner about

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to be executed as Kakamucho's samurai.

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After an initial hostile reception, Hank relies on the assistance of Jimbo, a catnip addled

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samurai who reluctantly agrees to train him in order to overcome the townspeople's hostility.

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While training with Jimbo, Hank manages to subdue Sumo, an immensely strong, dim witted,

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yet philosophical henchman that Ikachu sent to drive out the townspeople quicker.

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The townspeople see Hank as a hero, but his new found popularity ends up going to Hank's

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head, and he neglects his training, which causes a follow up between him and Jimbo.

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Ikachu takes Hank to a private nightclub in order to distract him as his thugs trash Kakamucho.

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Hank returns to a devastated town, and after a heated argument with Jimbo, he decides to

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go home, but an origami figure of himself reminds him of his samurai oath.

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Jimbo, meanwhile, attempts to storm Ikachu's palace in hopes to free Sumo, who was captured

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by Ikachu's goons.

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Hank returns in order to help him out.

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Upon hearing about Sumo's escape, Ikachu recruits an army of thugs to get rid of Kakamucho

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for good.

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Hank returns to Kakamucho and explains his plan to defeat Ikachu's army.

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The townspeople then build a perfect paper copy of the town and themselves as a diversion.

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When the raiders attack the fake town and its population of dummies, which have been

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booby trapped with dynamite, Hank ignites the bombs and the townspeople attack the thugs.

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The Shogun arrives, who questions the fighting.

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Oga accidentally exposes Ikachu's plan to him, causing Ikachu to flee.

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Hank chases Ikachu to his palace.

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Hank chases Ikachu to his palace, where he fights him on his giant-

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Oh wait.

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Oh my god, yeah there was.

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I just like totally forgot the ending of this movie.

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Wow.

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I'm gonna shut up now.

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Sorry.

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I totally forgot the next scene happened.

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Wow.

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Hank chases Ikachu to his palace, where he fights him on his giant Jade toilet, which-

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Get ready for the joke, guys.

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He calls it- What does he call it again?

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The Super Bowl.

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The Super Bowl.

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See, to me the joke wasn't even that good.

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I already forgot it.

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I'm such a dick to this movie already.

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Okay, I'm gonna cool down.

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I'm gonna chill out.

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Hank chases Ikachu to his palace, where he fights him on his giant Jade toilet, which

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overflows and threatens to flood the town.

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Hank warns the Kakamucho townspeople of the incoming flood and leads them in the digging

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of a channel to safely divert the water around the town.

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With Kakamucho saved, the impressed Shogun decides to appoint Jimbo as the new samurai,

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but he gives the position to Hank.

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Hank however, feels that he is not entirely ready, so he ends up giving the position to

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a miko- Is it a miko?

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Yes.

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Or a m- Okay.

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A kitten who also desires to be a samurai.

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So is her mom just not going to be like, hell no, she's too young.

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Probably not in front of the Shogun.

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Fair enough.

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I'm sure she got a nice talking to after, hopefully.

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Hank and Jimbo continue to train in their own time with their relationship mended.

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And a- Oh.

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This is why I should have watched the whole damn movie.

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In a post-credit scene, a now imprisoned and soaking ikachu consoles himself that at least

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he will not have to be a part in a sequel.

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I totally missed that post-credit scene.

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I didn't know that was the thing.

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I didn't see that one either.

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I didn't think that there was going to be one.

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Dude, why does everyone have to have a post-credit scene now?

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I know, because it's just a way to keep people- I know.

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It used to be special with Marvel.

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That was the one franchise you could always count on, oh yeah, there's a post-credit scene

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setting up the next MCU project.

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But now it honestly feels like it's just become a joke.

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And I hate it.

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I think the post-credit scenes or the idea that a movie is going to have a post-credit

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scene is to get people to sit through the credits.

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And I like to sit through the credits just to show my appreciation for the people that

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worked on the movies.

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Oh yeah.

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Frickin', do you remember the LEGO movie 2 with their credit song?

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Please tell me you remember that song.

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I do not remember that song.

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Yeah, because they were like fricking talking how the end credits is like the best part.

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It's like the part of the movie that you want to be on.

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It's fricking amazing.

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You should go back and listen to it, because it's the best song of that whole damn soundtrack.

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Okay.

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It's so fricking good.

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But yeah, okay.

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I guess I can take back my complaint of how nothing happened to him after what he did.

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But okay, he got imprisoned.

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Alright, I'll give the movie that.

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They solved that problem for me.

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Oh, dude.

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So this is an interesting movie, because it is based extremely heavily on Blazing Saddles.

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Now have you seen Blazing Saddles?

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I have not, but after seeing this movie, it is on my list.

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Actually not because of this movie.

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Watching this movie didn't make me want to see it, knowing that it's heavily based on

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this is kind of what makes me want to go back and watch it.

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Do you know the plot of this?

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Of Blazing Saddles?

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Of Blazing Saddles?

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No.

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It's basically exactly this, except it's a cowboy instead of samurai.

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That already sounds more entertaining.

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Yeah, but it has...

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Oh shit, what's this?

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Hold on.

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Gene Wilder is in it.

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Ooh, okay, yeah, I'm already on board.

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Mr. Willy Wonka himself.

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Yeah.

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So there's a bunch of people that it's based off of, or with Paws of Fury.

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So it says Hank is based off of Sheriff Bart.

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Jimbo is based off Jim the Wacko Kid, or the Waco Kid.

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Ikachu is based off of Headley Lamar.

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Mel Brooks is based off of Governor William J. Lepetomane, which is funny because that's

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the character that he played in Blazing Saddles.

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So Mel Brooks voiced the character that his character from Blazing Saddles was based off

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of.

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Okay, that's pretty funny.

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And so there's just a bunch of comparisons that you can make through that.

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So it's kind of fun in a way, like with that.

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So I really want to watch Blazing Saddles now.

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I want to see what it's on streaming then.

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Or if it's on streaming, hopefully it is.

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Looks like it is on Hulu.

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There you go.

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Yep.

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Yeah, it looks like it's on Hulu, so definitely going to be checking that out.

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Anyway, so starting off with story, obviously you had opinions on this.

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But I, dude, I, all the things that I loved about this were mostly in the writing.

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The story was kind of meh for me.

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It was like very middle ground.

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Do what?

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Okay, so we can agree on that.

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Yeah, it was very middle ground.

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There wasn't anything outstanding about the story other than it being based off of Blazing

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Saddles, which, whatever.

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We're not comparing this to Blazing Saddles.

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Even though that's another thing, I'm interested to see if we have the same feelings about

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Blazing Saddles that we do about this movie.

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Yeah, that'd be very interesting.

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Yeah, so anyway, the whole idea that there's a land where dogs are not allowed to go and

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this dog goes to become the samurai of this little town, or to become a samurai, which

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is exactly how, from what I'm led to believe, Blazing Saddles is like.

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Except it's a black guy that's coming into a town to be the sheriff.

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Oh, okay.

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And so it's kind of like a racial issue.

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And I loved how they kind of turned that racial issue into a cats and dogs thing.

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Yeah, that's interesting.

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Yeah, it seems super funny.

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Like just that idea.

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But my issues with this story overall is, kind of has to do with Hank as a character.

489
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:45,600
He's lovable, but kind of gets real douchey.

490
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,080
Yeah, absolutely.

491
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:52,200
Considering after just one...

492
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,480
What was the big cat's name?

493
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,480
Sumo?

494
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:56,480
What was that?

495
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:57,480
Sumo?

496
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,480
What was his name?

497
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:02,800
Literally after he defeats him and frickin' didn't...

498
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,720
Oh my god, I'm horrible with these names.

499
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:07,720
Jimbo.

500
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:11,320
Didn't Jimbo have a lot to do with why he defeated him?

501
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:17,400
Dude, it wasn't even frickin'...

502
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,120
Did Hank even frickin' touch his ass?

503
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,120
No.

504
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:28,040
Hank was on Sumo's back, like kind of holding on for dear life while he was bucking like

505
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,960
a frickin' bull.

506
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:40,160
And then Jimbo comes and frickin' samurai swords an edamame bean into Sumo's mouth and

507
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:43,160
makes it close up.

508
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,560
So Hank didn't do shit.

509
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:52,920
I don't know why he thought he did anything against Sumo.

510
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,400
I thought that was so weird.

511
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,640
Yeah, and wasn't there at least one town...

512
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:00,440
No, wasn't there townsfolk in that scene?

513
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,520
A lot of the townsfolk were in there.

514
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:11,160
Yeah, so how did no one speak up beyond, oh no, I clearly saw Jimbo sword chuck a frickin'

515
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,360
bean into Sumo's throat.

516
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:18,280
Yeah, it's not like he was being discreet about it or anything where it like accidentally

517
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,280
felt like...

518
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:28,880
It would have made sense if like Sumo like slammed on something and a bean came flying

519
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:33,520
up into the air and then landed in his mouth while he was like doing some sort of like

520
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,960
yell while he was on him.

521
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,840
But it was just straight up Jimbo.

522
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:47,640
I don't know why was Jimbo not taking the credit for that or like pointing out like

523
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,120
yeah you didn't do shit dude.

524
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:54,000
Probably because I guess he was still...

525
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,800
What's the word?

526
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:01,680
I don't want to say sulking because that's kind of a mean thing to say.

527
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:05,280
He was still disappointed in himself I guess from...

528
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:09,040
I don't even frickin' know.

529
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,800
I can't really justify.

530
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,160
I'm not even gonna try to justify.

531
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:17,240
Yeah it's just it doesn't make...

532
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:18,960
It didn't make sense.

533
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:23,920
Like that whole interaction.

534
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:30,320
I will say Ikachu as a villain though kind of dug his plan.

535
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,960
Yeah I'll give you that.

536
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,240
It wasn't that bad of a plan.

537
00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:46,120
I loved how he came out and was just like yeah I kind of outsmarted myself.

538
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:52,000
Like when Hank actually ended up being like not really a threat but just something that

539
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:57,800
the ninjas didn't want to go and face.

540
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:05,680
And he's like oh shit.

541
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:12,920
How did you feel about the whole Hank literally saying F you to the townsfolk and saying oh

542
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:16,960
you know what instead of preparing for Ikachu's...

543
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:23,520
Well okay he didn't know that Ikachu was bad but instead of preparing for the next battle

544
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,560
oh I'm gonna go with Ikachu and have some fun.

545
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,600
F you guys.

546
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,960
How did you feel about that?

547
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,800
I think it felt very out of character.

548
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,800
Absolutely agree.

549
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:46,480
I think like they tried really hard with that interaction with Sumo to make...

550
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:52,920
To give Hank like a big head to the point where he would go off and do that thing with

551
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,440
Ikachu.

552
00:38:55,440 --> 00:39:01,060
But it felt so against his character.

553
00:39:01,060 --> 00:39:07,880
It didn't feel like that's a decision Hank would have actually made.

554
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:12,560
Especially considering how badly he wanted to become a samurai.

555
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:17,280
It's like as soon as he signed up and filled out that contract it's like he forgot why

556
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:21,080
he signed up in the first place.

557
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,520
And just it didn't feel right.

558
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:29,320
Oh yeah straight up when that scene came on I'm like you know what I was somewhat starting

559
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:33,720
to like you but yeah no now you're just an asshole so I really don't give a shit about

560
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:34,720
you now.

561
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:35,720
Yeah right?

562
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:47,400
And it's so hard because it's like when he came back and the town was like in ruin he

563
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:53,080
basically like doubled down.

564
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:57,600
Dude when he's like literally just freaking like whistling into town to myself I'm just

565
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,160
saying you're a dick you're a dick you're a dick you're a dick.

566
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:04,800
I know well okay that whole thing it's like okay I understand like he it's supposed to

567
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:11,360
be a joke that he's walking into the ruins and not really like paying attention to it

568
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:17,040
until he like realizes what happened and then goes and then Jimbo like rips him a new ass

569
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:21,240
and then he's just like you know what forget you and then leaves.

570
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:28,000
But it's just he doubled down on his mistake and that was not good and it will be coming

571
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,120
up again in character development.

572
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,840
But good.

573
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:41,640
It's just like how it's like they almost they forgot who Hank was like the writers.

574
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,680
Yeah straight up.

575
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:50,120
And I'd be interested to see if maybe in Blazing Saddles if there if a situation like that

576
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:55,480
comes up where he like goes off to party and comes back and the towns in like shambles

577
00:40:55,480 --> 00:41:03,120
or something and I'm willing to bet that if there is an instance like that that it's better

578
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,680
written why he doubles down.

579
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:11,240
That's what I'm hoping as well I'm hoping because it's for more so like a an adult audience

580
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:13,680
that they're able to and it just makes a lot more sense.

581
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:14,680
Yeah.

582
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:19,240
Because yeah like you said it's just literally out of left field it's so out of character.

583
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:27,520
Yeah it just doesn't it not good not not good at all.

584
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:39,120
But other than that I like I said they the story for me is as average as average can

585
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:53,120
get especially with all the the issues that I have so I'm not very high on the on my story.

586
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:57,440
Question is how high.

587
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:04,840
I'm probably at like a sixty nine.

588
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:10,600
I can't I'm not I'm not even going to crack 70.

589
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:14,240
I thought you were just going to crack a joke about it.

590
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:23,280
No I hate when I'm like six like because I'm very methodical about this like I know that

591
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:31,280
the difference between a 68 a 69 or 70 is not very much.

592
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:35,080
And so I hate using 69 if I can avoid it.

593
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:45,860
But yeah it's just I'm so I'm barely below like 70 is like a completely average movie.

594
00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:50,280
This drops it down just just a hair.

595
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,520
So yeah 69 is where I'm at.

596
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,920
I'm a little lower.

597
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:55,920
I'm at a fifty five.

598
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:56,920
I'm just kidding.

599
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:57,920
What.

600
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,680
No I'm at a sixty five.

601
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:01,680
Shit.

602
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,680
All righty then.

603
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:09,600
All right moving on over to writing.

604
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:15,480
Writing is so infinitely higher.

605
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,720
Actually saying infinitely higher makes it sound like a lot.

606
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:24,360
It's it's it's much higher than the than the story for me.

607
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:33,760
The every joke that they had was freaking hilarious dude and I don't know as a cat lover

608
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:37,400
how you didn't like this.

609
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,880
I don't know what it was.

610
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:40,880
Yeah I know right.

611
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,920
Considering that frickin if you're looking at like movies like like Cats vs. Dogs like

612
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:48,600
it's all in favor of dogs like the cats are the enemies.

613
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,920
They're the evil ones in that franchise.

614
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:55,680
Whereas yeah this one like the dogs are are the assholes well not assholes but like they're

615
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:59,240
the ones that like are just like yes screw you guys.

616
00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:03,560
Cats are where it's at which you know absolutely agree.

617
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:11,360
But just I don't know it just it just for some reason it just didn't do it for me.

618
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:16,000
Like I could have done without and I know like it's a kids movie and it's nothing no

619
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
one's seen before.

620
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:24,480
Like I could have done without the whole cat but joke like sumo's cat but yeah or the like

621
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:28,440
isn't there like a brief moment at the beginning where like like a towel gets pulled away from

622
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:33,000
a cat and you see their bear heinie.

623
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,520
Maybe I'm not recalling that one.

624
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:43,640
I could be wrong dude like I got to start off with the beginning.

625
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:50,440
When the title sequence came down so like it shows these these cats riding in on horseback

626
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:55,720
and then it's like the title card appears where it's like Paws of Fury like the Legend

627
00:44:55,720 --> 00:45:03,000
of Hank and then the cats run into the freaking title and it like knocks them knocks them

628
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,280
out and like one guy starts to like sit up and then one of the letters falls on his head

629
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,960
and then they jump back on their horses and they're like where did that come from.

630
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:13,640
They're like the freaking title or department.

631
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:17,320
I laugh so freaking hard at that.

632
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:21,240
Okay I will admit I got a pretty good chuckle from that scene.

633
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:22,800
That was funny.

634
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,960
That that that that was clever.

635
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:28,960
Dude like it's the shit like that.

636
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,360
Like how.

637
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:36,720
Okay what about this when the freaking kids were coming in like trying to help Hank out

638
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:45,520
like initially before he like before Jimbo was his teacher or whatnot when the when their

639
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:50,360
parents came by and it's just like ew don't touch him sanitize your hands and then like

640
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:54,800
the freaking mommy cats are licking their hands.

641
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,640
So I didn't laugh at that for some reason.

642
00:45:56,640 --> 00:46:01,800
Dude I thought that was so freaking funny.

643
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:08,840
It's just like one of those like super absurd jokes like I loved it.

644
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:15,000
I loved that joke like anything like cat related I freaking loved.

645
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:20,920
I'm seriously like because I don't think I watched this movie in a bad mood but considering

646
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:25,680
that you found cat jokes funny which I feel is a freaking miracle from you.

647
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:30,120
I don't find those jokes funny most of the time.

648
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:35,480
Like yeah anything like related to a cat like even like cat memes are really like hit and

649
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,480
miss with me.

650
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:43,960
But I don't it's just I don't know what it is dude like it's like it kind of hit the

651
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:48,480
same notes for me that Puss in Boots does.

652
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:53,600
Like when he like when Puss in Boots asked for a joke or clever though with their cat

653
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:54,600
jokes.

654
00:46:54,600 --> 00:47:01,560
I don't know like the whole like the sanitizing thing where they're like licking their the

655
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:09,760
kids paws and then like it just kind of made me remember with Puss in Boots when he's like

656
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:14,960
at the bar and he asked for milk and they throw him the shot glass and he's just like

657
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:20,880
turns around like he's total badass and he's like I'm looking for Jack and Jill and then

658
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:26,800
starts like like licking the shot of milk.

659
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:33,160
Like I find that shit so funny like I don't know what it is with that.

660
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,960
It's just I love.

661
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:45,080
Did you what do you think about the joke with the cat that literally had to keep hiding

662
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:48,680
his having to go to the bathroom?

663
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:55,080
Like literally I think it only happens twice but you know squats and then literally uses

664
00:47:55,080 --> 00:48:00,120
one of those brushes to clean up his cat area.

665
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,360
Oh like in the Zen Garden?

666
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:07,800
Yeah supposed to be a take on the litter box.

667
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,600
Was that supposed to be a joke?

668
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:15,240
No okay I don't think that's what he was I don't think he was using it as a litter box.

669
00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:16,840
Oh like was he?

670
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,120
I don't think so.

671
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:25,560
I think no because remember like he was like leaving when the thugs were coming and so

672
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:32,120
he's like and like ran out and then he comes back and like does the whole like Zen Garden

673
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,120
thing.

674
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,200
Didn't he have a newspaper with him?

675
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,760
I don't think so I thought it was the rake.

676
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:41,800
I could have sworn that he had a newspaper with him.

677
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:46,680
He was like squat he was squat down and was reading a newspaper.

678
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,560
Okay I might be wrong on that one.

679
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,080
I could I could be wrong too.

680
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:58,640
Yeah I mean that joke I mean didn't really stand out to me in any way shape or form.

681
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:01,480
Yeah it's just kind of like a joke.

682
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:05,080
Like there was there was a decent amount of those but I feel like there was enough of

683
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:09,160
like the big jokes that made me laugh.

684
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:15,120
I will say freaking and it was in the trailer and it's just not funny.

685
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:21,080
The whole when it's Hank and what's his name?

686
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:22,080
Jumbo.

687
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,080
Ikachu?

688
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,080
Oh Ikachu.

689
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,080
Ikachu.

690
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:29,200
When they do the whole like running at each other with the swords and they miss and then

691
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:33,160
they do it again and then they do it again.

692
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,360
Yeah I'm not gonna lie I fast forwarded through that.

693
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,760
I thought it was funny the first two times.

694
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:44,260
I didn't think it was funny in the trailer and I especially didn't think it was funny

695
00:49:44,260 --> 00:49:45,440
in the movie.

696
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:50,160
I thought it was funny because like it took me a second to realize what was happening.

697
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:57,080
I'm just like wait and then they did the top up shot of them on the the toilet bowl.

698
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:03,240
Like it's like they did it the first time and then they did the second time and I laughed

699
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:10,000
and then after that I was like okay you're you did this one too many times.

700
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,360
I thought that was that was really funny.

701
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:16,440
I loved how they freaking broke the fourth wall.

702
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:25,240
Like when they're when Hank is chasing Ikachu and it like splits to his palace and he like

703
00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:30,340
grabs the middle bar and swings himself around into his palace and then Hank follows him

704
00:50:30,340 --> 00:50:35,280
and then Jumbo stops and he's like what the then it like pans out and it's the theater

705
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,280
of people like screaming.

706
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:45,760
I don't know I just didn't laugh at that.

707
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:49,000
I feel I might need to revisit this movie because I don't know I might have been in

708
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,000
a bad mood.

709
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,400
I know you're like in a shit mood.

710
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:58,240
I don't know because usually we're not this different with movies.

711
00:50:58,240 --> 00:51:04,920
Yeah I mean well so far with like the story we're pretty even like obviously you disliked

712
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,600
it a lot more than I did but.

713
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:08,600
Fair.

714
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:12,760
The writing the writing I'm not giving like a perfect score or anything like I'm I'm giving

715
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:17,600
some major props for those jokes that made me laugh.

716
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,760
Yeah.

717
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:29,120
But I'm not going like I'm not I don't even think I'm cracking the the high 80s like I'm

718
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:36,480
somewhere in like the mid mid range because of like some of the the not good dialogue

719
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:40,240
and the stuff that like felt like it went on too long.

720
00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:41,240
Yeah.

721
00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:47,720
Like I thought the whole conversation between Hank and Jimbo when Hank was saying like oh

722
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:52,480
I need like a wise old master and blah blah blah blah blah and all this and then like

723
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:59,640
the sign drops down and I thought that was going to be funny but it fell so flat because

724
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,920
of how long Hank was talking.

725
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:07,560
Well and also I mean they they spoiled that joke in the trailer.

726
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,960
Yeah but it's it's not even that like.

727
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:11,960
Oh really.

728
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,880
I think the joke could have landed.

729
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:22,200
It's just that it it went he was just monologuing too long like talking about like it's like

730
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:28,440
they they took too much of an effort to try and break the fourth wall and it just ended

731
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,680
up making the joke fall flat.

732
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,840
Yeah fair enough.

733
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:42,360
Like I think it would have been almost funny or had the sign fallen down while he was talking

734
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:43,360
or just.

735
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:46,680
Yeah I can I can agree with that.

736
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:51,720
Like maybe like all the things that he was bringing up if a different sign fell and then

737
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:56,640
Jimbo's like ripping them down or throwing them away or just something.

738
00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:01,840
Yeah I think something like that would have landed a lot better.

739
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:02,840
But it's just.

740
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:08,280
Yeah he was talking too long and just ruined the joke.

741
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,040
So where are you at with writing.

742
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:14,920
Because like we said you did not like it.

743
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:23,600
Oh no I might be like a tad above story but like not much.

744
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:31,400
So I'll go a 70.

745
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:37,560
Yeah I'm going a little higher than than you.

746
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:41,040
I think I'm going to go to like an 80.

747
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,040
Three.

748
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:47,080
I feel that's substantially higher.

749
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,480
Substantially.

750
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,680
That's a whole other letter grade than me.

751
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,600
I mean you're not wrong.

752
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,080
That's a couple letter grades higher.

753
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,080
Yeah true.

754
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,080
Yeah good point.

755
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:05,640
Oh all right moving on over to acting.

756
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:09,240
We had a pretty decent cast.

757
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:12,760
First we had Michael Cera who voiced Hank.

758
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:16,720
Samuel L Jackson who voiced Jimbo.

759
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:20,640
Ricky Gervais who voiced Ikachu.

760
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:24,000
Mel Brooks who voiced the Shogun.

761
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,160
George Takai who voiced Oga.

762
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:36,600
And then maybe Juman Hounsou who voiced Sumo.

763
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:43,320
So let's see.

764
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:48,200
I'm pretty sure like I have an idea of who your top three are.

765
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:52,600
But let's hear them.

766
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:57,120
Number three.

767
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:01,280
Number three I would actually give to Samuel Jackson.

768
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,280
Interesting.

769
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,920
To Michael Cera.

770
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:13,760
And then number one Ricky Gervais because I can tell that at least from the way he was

771
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:19,480
doing his lines it seemed like he was having a good time and for that I had a decent time

772
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,720
with his character.

773
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:26,400
So dude Ricky Gervais is like a conundrum.

774
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:27,880
Oh yeah he absolutely is.

775
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:34,480
He does like so much like kid stuff and then he does so much raunchy adult stuff.

776
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:38,240
It's like there's no middle ground.

777
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:42,200
But I love Ricky Gervais so freaking much.

778
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:46,920
Like I forget which event he hosted.

779
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:49,080
I think it might have been like the Oscars or something.

780
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:57,840
But it was like the last time that he hosted he was roasting the shit out of everyone.

781
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:58,840
I forget who it was.

782
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:03,720
It was either Beth or DJ sent me the video of him doing that.

783
00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:13,680
And it's just every time I hear it it's just so freaking rough.

784
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,400
Like it's so funny though.

785
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,800
It is so funny.

786
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:26,560
Like there was one joke that he was making about Leonardo DiCaprio and his dating life.

787
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:30,440
And he's like yeah he brought a date but by the time this thing's over his date will be

788
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:32,800
too old for him.

789
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:33,800
Oh damn.

790
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,800
I'm like shoot.

791
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,600
God damn.

792
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:44,720
I freaking love him.

793
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:48,440
But honestly I might have to agree with you on the top three.

794
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:49,440
Really?

795
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:50,440
Yeah.

796
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:55,120
I was actually going to swap.

797
00:56:55,120 --> 00:57:02,080
I was thinking about maybe swapping Ricky Gervais and Michael Cera for like the top

798
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:14,400
spot but I think Ricky Gervais sold the villain a bit better than Hank or than Michael Cera

799
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:20,360
did with the hero.

800
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:24,560
Michael Cera has such an interesting voice.

801
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,760
It doesn't like project well.

802
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:36,520
Like I know that he's supposed to be kind of like a goofy dog character but it's just

803
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:43,320
his voice is just so soft and like mellow.

804
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:51,320
I feel if I had to like think of a perfect voice acting role that Michael Cera has done

805
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:54,720
it would absolutely be him as Robin in the Lego Batman movie.

806
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:55,720
Oh my gosh.

807
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,120
His Robin was so good.

808
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,120
Yeah.

809
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:02,040
But this one was kind of just it was alright.

810
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:09,520
Yeah it's like I don't know where it like sits with like the other stuff that Michael

811
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,240
Cera's done.

812
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:13,600
It's definitely below Robin though.

813
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,200
Oh absolutely.

814
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,280
Like his Robin was awesome.

815
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:22,320
I was shocked to know that he was voicing Robin.

816
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,560
Yeah but he did such a great job.

817
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:28,800
It's just because he's so soft spoken all the time and then in this like he did have

818
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:35,000
some moments of like really good inflection and enthusiasm to his voice but most of the

819
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:41,240
time it was very like I like I mean I had the subtitles on anyway but there was a lot

820
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:46,760
of times that I was like glad that I had them on because of how softly he was like speaking.

821
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:52,280
Yeah dude I swear I can't watch a movie now without subtitles.

822
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:53,280
I don't know what it is.

823
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,280
Yeah I'm at that point.

824
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:59,320
Yeah like and I remember when I was younger I used to be like oh subtitles ruin movies.

825
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:02,760
I don't know how people can watch them with them and I've become one of those people.

826
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:04,480
Yeah being deaf is how people.

827
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:06,000
Okay that's true.

828
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:13,200
Okay minus the unfortunate people that are deaf how other people that are just like oh

829
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:18,960
you know I want the subtitles on just in case I miss something they say.

830
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:22,240
You never realize how much you miss.

831
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:27,480
Oh dude straight up because like seriously like nowadays like if I go see a movie in

832
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:31,960
theaters and like I miss a line I'm like ah damn well you know at least when it comes

833
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,840
to streaming I can put on subtitles to catch it then.

834
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:39,120
Yeah dude that's how I feel too.

835
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:49,000
Oh man but yeah I was I was almost going to disagree with you on Samuel L Jackson being

836
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:57,920
number three but thinking about it a bit more it's just it's Samuel L Jackson doing Samuel

837
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:00,400
L Jackson.

838
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:02,200
Exactly.

839
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:11,000
As much as I love the guy it's just the same old same old like there is literally no difference

840
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:23,280
between his voice as Nick Fury versus Jules from Pulp Fiction versus Jimbo from this one.

841
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:27,320
Like there's no freaking difference.

842
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:35,040
Like the most voice work that he's ever done was giving himself a lisp in The Kingsman.

843
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,760
That's so true.

844
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:41,120
I forgot about that.

845
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:48,440
Everything else though it's just been him and it's like I'm not complaining but for

846
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:59,520
an animated movie this is kind of I know that this is kind of like a soft not a soft topic

847
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:06,640
a sore spot for some voice actors.

848
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:13,020
I wish that they would get voice actors to do big budget movies like this.

849
01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:18,160
I agree because I know a lot of people are just like oh but we want that big name talent

850
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:21,440
to be able to put on the poster and sell movie tickets.

851
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:22,440
Why?

852
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:28,240
Yeah because a lot of the times and nothing against these actors their voices don't belong

853
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:29,720
with the character.

854
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,840
It just doesn't work.

855
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:32,840
Like at all.

856
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:33,840
Yeah.

857
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:36,640
It literally just oh all I hear is Samuel L Jackson.

858
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,080
I don't hear this character.

859
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,320
Yeah.

860
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:50,040
That's ridiculous and those people that work as hard as they do to hone their craft like

861
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:58,880
they're taking on more jobs than actors do and so they're working constantly to like

862
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:07,800
master their craft come up with new voices and there's go-to people for those voices.

863
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,360
Exactly.

864
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:12,400
And it's insane.

865
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:21,960
Like you may not know the like with any given voice actor you may not know their names but

866
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:24,400
you know their voice.

867
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:25,760
Yep.

868
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:32,880
And it's insane to me that they're not given more work at least with bigger budget stuff.

869
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:38,200
Like I wish that they would that they would be given that opportunity because I think

870
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:47,040
you can improve the quality of animated movies tenfold if you stopped worrying about who

871
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,560
is going in the credits.

872
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:51,280
Sorry.

873
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:54,480
You're good.

874
01:02:54,480 --> 01:03:02,680
Dude I don't know if I've ever seen you that upset before.

875
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:11,440
Apparently you really you okay you really don't know me behind closed doors then.

876
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:19,920
For those of you that are confused Rose just just ripped his cat a new one.

877
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:23,600
I was up on the kitchen counter.

878
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:24,600
Little shit.

879
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:30,360
Yeah you know you're in trouble.

880
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:34,520
Oh man that was funny.

881
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:37,040
Oh boy.

882
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:38,720
Oh shit.

883
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:43,920
You know honestly no so just so is that like you said like oh I don't think I've ever seen

884
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:48,960
you that angry honestly the same thing I've never seen you that angry so.

885
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:50,960
I don't really get that angry.

886
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:51,960
True.

887
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:58,840
Well I mean I don't know what happens behind closed I don't know from for how long I've

888
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:04,040
known you I know it takes a lot to make you super angry for me it just depends I mean

889
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:08,520
it does take a lot to make me angry but it also depends on the person.

890
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:13,720
Yep totally get no if you know you know.

891
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:18,960
Wink wink wink wink.

892
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:23,080
Anyway getting back to acting yeah I.

893
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:30,320
I totally wish that the that studios would get away from wanting to use big actors because

894
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:37,960
think about this to agree with Pixar movies like just getting back to our previous conversation

895
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:46,800
how much money would studios save if they used voice actors versus like big name celebrities

896
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,760
to voice their their characters.

897
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,880
That's a good point.

898
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:56,280
I mean hell freaking like turning red the only person big name that they had for that

899
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:59,000
movie was Sandra Oh.

900
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,760
Yeah other other than that it was just.

901
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:04,680
And that movie was fantastic.

902
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:07,760
Yeah great voice acting.

903
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:14,200
Yeah so freaking that good call out.

904
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:15,880
Thank you.

905
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:23,480
But yeah like how much like how much better would animated movies be if they hired like

906
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:26,800
legitimate voice actors.

907
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:34,480
Now I understand like maybe having one big name for like a selling point or whatever

908
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:41,680
but you don't need the whole cast to be big named actresses or actors.

909
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:45,800
Yeah like.

910
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:51,640
I'm going through the list right now like you did not need George to tie in this.

911
01:05:51,640 --> 01:06:02,560
No like you didn't need freaking Gabriel Iglesias either or Jemon Hounsou or however you say

912
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:06,120
his name or Michelle Yeo.

913
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:11,760
Like those are characters that you did not freaking need.

914
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,420
Yeah I agree.

915
01:06:13,420 --> 01:06:20,300
Like you could have saved so much money had you just cut those three out or four.

916
01:06:20,300 --> 01:06:29,100
Like Mel Brooks obviously like he helped write Blazing Saddles and helped write this movie.

917
01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:31,760
So I feel he's earned.

918
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:36,640
Yeah like there's some like completely understandable like Mel Brooks like if you would have wanted

919
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:41,440
to include anyone else from Blazing Saddles like have at it.

920
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:43,200
Yeah that'd be awesome.

921
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:51,240
But you could have gotten away with not doing using the main three at least.

922
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:53,040
Yeah.

923
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:54,840
And it sucks.

924
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:59,280
It truly sucks and I hope that eventually studios will get their heads out of their

925
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:05,400
ass and realize that just because you can act doesn't mean you can voice act.

926
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:10,080
Thank you because it is in a completely completely different playing field.

927
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:17,480
It is so much harder to be able to convey emotion only through your voice instead of

928
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:22,400
being able to not only do it through your voice but also the actions with your body.

929
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:25,120
Yeah exactly.

930
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:35,600
The one thing that like really solidified my opinion on that is the legend of Vox Machina

931
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:39,240
on Amazon.

932
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:47,400
So it's based off of a Dungeons and Dragons campaign that somewhat so it's called Critical

933
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:48,400
Role.

934
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:51,560
Like that's the name of the podcast.

935
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:59,320
So it started off as a podcast and they animated the entire first season of their podcast to

936
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:07,760
be a like a 12 13 episode long series on Amazon.

937
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:15,120
And what's great about it is everyone in Critical Role is a voice actor right?

938
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:19,600
And they are the ones that voiced their characters in the show.

939
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:21,960
Oh that's awesome.

940
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:29,400
Yeah so like the only one that they didn't like that didn't voice a character was like

941
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:32,920
the guy who was Dungeon Master.

942
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:35,880
So he did some like additional voices and whatnot.

943
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:41,800
So he didn't have like a main character that he voiced but yeah like how cool is that?

944
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:46,640
That is badass.

945
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:59,800
So unfortunately with this movie being voiced by like big stars I don't think that their

946
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:04,160
performance was as good.

947
01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:06,640
I agree.

948
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:09,680
So that being said I mean they didn't do horrible jobs.

949
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:21,060
Like I'm not ripping into their abilities to voice characters but it was fairly average

950
01:09:21,060 --> 01:09:22,440
for me.

951
01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:29,560
Like I'm sitting at maybe I'm barely cracking 80 here.

952
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,560
I'm not even cracking 80.

953
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:34,960
I'm going solid.

954
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:36,840
75?

955
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,920
Yeah.

956
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:44,440
I'm barely cracking that 80 so I'll keep it at 80.

957
01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:52,640
Alright moving on over to character development which we obviously have to do the development

958
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:54,800
of Hank.

959
01:09:54,800 --> 01:10:02,160
So Hank starts off coming into this land of cats wanting to become or with dreams and

960
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:05,440
aspirations of becoming a samurai.

961
01:10:05,440 --> 01:10:16,160
He is declared the town samurai of whatever the hell the town's name is.

962
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:17,960
Kakamocho?

963
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:19,320
Yeah.

964
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:28,240
And he slowly gets trained by Jimbo the cat and is slowly accepted as the samurai of this

965
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:32,760
town.

966
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:39,680
But through that he's told all of like the virtues of being a samurai and goes back on

967
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:44,240
nearly like every single one of them.

968
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,800
Yep.

969
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:54,560
So Jimbo tells him that he needs to be brave, always help others, and he cannot seek fame

970
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:58,360
or glory as a samurai.

971
01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:00,560
You threw that out the window.

972
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:02,020
Yeah and he does all of that.

973
01:11:02,020 --> 01:11:08,840
Like he freaking runs away until he realizes like I can't abandon these people.

974
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:11,840
Like I'm a good boy.

975
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:14,680
I'm too loyal because I'm a dog.

976
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:16,160
Get it?

977
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:21,880
Yeah like that joke didn't land whatsoever.

978
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:30,360
But by the end of it, it's kind of like you can't really tell where he went.

979
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:35,440
It's just like he started off as a student and was working towards becoming a full blown

980
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:37,840
samurai.

981
01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:47,840
Then he goes into a freaking shit storm when he abandons them to go party and then comes

982
01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:54,960
back and kind of doubles down on his mistake and then realizes oh maybe I'm wrong and goes

983
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:59,560
back and helps defend the town.

984
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:05,400
And it's just very blech.

985
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:09,280
That's the only way that I can explain this.

986
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:12,080
Perfect way to explain it.

987
01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:15,080
Yeah.

988
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:25,640
As funny as I thought this whole situation was, his growth could have been so much better.

989
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:32,960
What killed it is his doubling down on his mistake of going to party the night before.

990
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:38,760
If you want him to go party it up, by all means go have him party it up.

991
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:43,880
But don't have him come back being all indignant being like I freaking earned that shit.

992
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:48,240
Yeah that was absolute bullshit.

993
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:51,280
I've earned having fun.

994
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:52,280
Like did you?

995
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:56,120
Because you didn't do dick.

996
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:59,080
Yeah exactly.

997
01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:07,560
Like you freaking rode Sumo like he was a damn mechanical bull and then someone turned

998
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:13,480
him off with edamame beans because they closed his freaking throat.

999
01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:16,120
Like you didn't do shit dude.

1000
01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:21,040
And just the fact that he thought that he did do something really pisses me off.

1001
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:22,040
Dude same.

1002
01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:24,760
Made me hate his character even more.

1003
01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:26,560
Maybe not hate his character but maybe.

1004
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:31,400
He's probably the most unlikable dog character.

1005
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:34,360
Dude I would absolutely agree.

1006
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:39,480
Yeah so not very good development whatsoever.

1007
01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:48,160
Like I will say this he does kind of redeem himself a little bit when he refuses the samurai

1008
01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:56,880
position of the town and then gives it to someone that actually like somewhat deserves

1009
01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:57,880
it.

1010
01:13:57,880 --> 01:13:59,160
Yeah even though she's a little kid.

1011
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:09,200
Yeah and then he goes back to like training and it's just it didn't feel good.

1012
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:11,240
Agreed.

1013
01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:21,880
Like I think something that would have worked out probably just as well with this like is

1014
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:27,800
if he like if you take into consideration the doubling down I think something that would

1015
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:37,240
have really improved his arc would be to take the sword and then to offer it to Jimbo but

1016
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:40,920
not like offer it being like here this sword is yours.

1017
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:50,600
I would have been like have him give it to Jimbo and then say like I want you to give

1018
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:54,880
this to me when you feel that I'm ready for it.

1019
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:58,060
Yeah I think that would have been a lot better.

1020
01:14:58,060 --> 01:15:03,440
Yeah it would just shown some growth that like yes I'm not ready to be a samurai but

1021
01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:12,000
don't pawn it off to a freaking kid like especially like a kid that we didn't see do a whole lot

1022
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,880
of stuff.

1023
01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:16,080
Yeah.

1024
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:21,440
Like she was in it a little bit and this is another thing that I'm wondering if there was

1025
01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:27,360
a reference to Blazing Saddles with that character.

1026
01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:32,000
Yeah I'm wondering that too.

1027
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:40,480
Full side note though a joke that I kind of laughed at a lot but totally like forgot to

1028
01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:45,600
bring up with her was when she was like looking for the smoke signals and they're like holy

1029
01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:49,280
shit there's a ton of them.

1030
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:50,280
That was funny.

1031
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:51,280
Yeah.

1032
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:52,280
Yeah.

1033
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:55,200
That got a good giggle out of me.

1034
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:56,200
Yeah.

1035
01:15:56,200 --> 01:16:01,640
Obviously so they censored the the holy shit part it's just a whole bunch of symbols.

1036
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,360
There's a ton of them.

1037
01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:04,360
Yeah.

1038
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:08,800
Then she says like they're coming.

1039
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:16,240
So I thought that was really funny but getting back to my character development.

1040
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:19,760
Not very high unfortunately.

1041
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:29,880
I'm like a 70 maybe barely that's like barely a 70.

1042
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:30,880
Yeah.

1043
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:39,000
It's mostly because I don't want to go to like a 68 or 69 again.

1044
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:42,000
You know what I'll match you on that one.

1045
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,920
Alright next up we got effects.

1046
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:49,160
I mean it's no Pixar but it's alright.

1047
01:16:49,160 --> 01:16:56,840
Yeah it's it's decent like I really like the stylized animation that they had when they

1048
01:16:56,840 --> 01:17:04,240
were doing Hank's flashback to like the whole samurai interaction.

1049
01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:07,280
It kind of felt very Sin City to me.

1050
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:10,680
It did freaking the opening animation like doing the credits.

1051
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:13,120
That was actually really cool.

1052
01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:14,120
Yeah.

1053
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:17,800
Yeah so kind of got to give props there.

1054
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:27,000
The rest of it though like the normal day to day or like the every like the normal stuff

1055
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:31,640
that felt ooh Chicken Little.

1056
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:37,560
Oh yeah that's a great comparison.

1057
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:40,080
That's the type of like movement that they had.

1058
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:45,960
It was very like animated very quick movement.

1059
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:48,440
Like it felt like freaking Chicken Little.

1060
01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:55,240
Like even Hank like Hank looks straight like ripped out of Chicken Little.

1061
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:57,240
Yeah dude straight up.

1062
01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:58,720
Really did.

1063
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:02,680
Oh my god yeah he really did.

1064
01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:11,800
So it I mean that being said it wasn't bad animation it's just I love the stylized stuff

1065
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:15,600
like so give them some major props for the stylized portions.

1066
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:21,600
Like you said the beginning and the that one flashback scene which another really funny

1067
01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:24,720
joke with like the projector.

1068
01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:30,960
Yeah that got me a little chuckle.

1069
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:31,960
Yeah that's the word.

1070
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:35,320
I was gonna say giggle but I don't want to go for that chuckle.

1071
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:36,320
Thank you.

1072
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:37,320
Yeah.

1073
01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:47,040
Personally this is probably my highest and like an eighty eighty seven maybe.

1074
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:49,840
Okay I'm not gonna go that high.

1075
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:52,980
I'll go an eighty.

1076
01:18:52,980 --> 01:18:57,200
So what brought it down for you then?

1077
01:18:57,200 --> 01:19:04,400
Just for I don't know some of the stuff I wasn't the biggest fan of how was animated

1078
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:09,200
because like I don't know the way that some of the characters were animated just didn't

1079
01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:11,480
look that great to me.

1080
01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:17,000
Like like you comparing it to Chicken Little like really set it into stone that I'm just

1081
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:21,720
like you know the animation was decent but it's not great.

1082
01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:25,640
Yeah.

1083
01:19:25,640 --> 01:19:32,600
Yeah it's it's a tough one because it's like you have nothing else to compare it to like

1084
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:38,600
other than other animated movies and that kind of feels unfair.

1085
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,040
Fair enough.

1086
01:19:40,040 --> 01:19:51,000
But it's yeah it's just this movie felt like it should have come out in the like sometime

1087
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:56,240
in like the 2010s maybe even before then.

1088
01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:58,360
Yeah I would agree.

1089
01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:04,680
Like this kind of like I would imagine this movie coming out maybe three years after Chicken

1090
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:05,680
Little.

1091
01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:11,240
Like that's where like my mind would put it.

1092
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:13,360
Yeah okay.

1093
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:14,360
See that.

1094
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:15,360
Yeah.

1095
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:19,840
All right moving on over to music.

1096
01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:25,000
The opening music was awesome.

1097
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:28,160
Yeah that was pretty badass.

1098
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:33,800
Yeah unfortunately the rest of the soundtrack wasn't.

1099
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:37,560
Yeah it was mediocre.

1100
01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:38,960
Very mediocre.

1101
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:47,280
I think mine if you were to subtract the opening song I would probably be at like a five because

1102
01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:50,320
it's just how average the soundtrack was.

1103
01:20:50,320 --> 01:21:00,840
But I think with the opening song being as good as it was I'm kind of leaning more towards

1104
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:05,760
it like a seven but I can easily be talked down to a six.

1105
01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:11,720
I was honestly leaning towards a seven just for how good that opening was.

1106
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:13,560
All right so a seven.

1107
01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:14,560
Yeah.

1108
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:15,560
Hell yeah.

1109
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:22,880
All right next up we got costumes which for this animated movie will be like the character

1110
01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:35,400
design and I think they had like we said with Hank felt very ripped out of Chicken Little.

1111
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:37,280
Yes.

1112
01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:42,440
I can't remember if there were a lot of cats in Chicken Little.

1113
01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:44,440
Not that I can recall.

1114
01:21:44,440 --> 01:21:51,520
Yeah so can't relate that to them.

1115
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:56,600
For the most part they looked good.

1116
01:21:56,600 --> 01:22:03,560
I did appreciate that you know you really didn't see any cat that looked alike.

1117
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:08,760
They were all different in their own way which I did actually I did actually really appreciate

1118
01:22:08,760 --> 01:22:10,440
that.

1119
01:22:10,440 --> 01:22:17,520
Yeah like that must have taken a lot of work to go through like each cat and redesign them.

1120
01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:21,200
Like the only ones that looked the same were the ones that you would kind of expect to

1121
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,600
look the same like the ninjas.

1122
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:25,040
That's true yeah that's true.

1123
01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:30,120
Like those ones all kind of looked similar but all the ones in the village like there

1124
01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:33,280
were not very many that looked similar.

1125
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:38,360
Like if they did look similar it was just in like a build.

1126
01:22:38,360 --> 01:22:44,520
Yeah like it was more like tall skinny.

1127
01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:49,200
Like that was kind of like their default and then they throw in like the short ones the

1128
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:51,400
short stocky.

1129
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:58,560
Like they kind of had like a really good variation.

1130
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:03,320
There were some like I'm talking specifically about Jimbo.

1131
01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:08,840
I did not love his design.

1132
01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:13,120
I think that made him like too fat.

1133
01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:15,760
I kind of agree with that.

1134
01:23:15,760 --> 01:23:23,520
Like it's almost like they made him too...

1135
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:28,840
I think what like with that design they ruined for themselves the believability that the

1136
01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:34,920
audience would have in him being like a good samurai.

1137
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:35,920
Fair enough.

1138
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:36,920
Fair enough.

1139
01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:43,760
Yeah because it's like I like even when he was like performing these really cool epic

1140
01:23:43,760 --> 01:23:56,600
feats of swordsmanship it was so hard for me to like set aside that that disbelief.

1141
01:23:56,600 --> 01:24:00,640
Like bullshit.

1142
01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:04,320
I was thinking that a lot anytime he was doing stuff.

1143
01:24:04,320 --> 01:24:09,280
And like I understand that this is a kid's movie and whatnot but still like you kind

1144
01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:13,400
of with someone that's skilled you want a different figure.

1145
01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:15,400
It's just he was overly heavy.

1146
01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:24,320
It was like watching Garfield do like yoga or some shit and be good at it.

1147
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:27,880
Yeah you know fair enough.

1148
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:36,920
Like I would have preferred a slightly stockier build instead.

1149
01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:46,400
Like if you would have just shrunk down how the first samurai of Kakamuchu looked.

1150
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:54,160
Like where it's like the kind of a classic build where it's like very like a more slender

1151
01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:58,160
stomach with like a big bigger chest.

1152
01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:02,640
I think that would have helped my belief a little bit.

1153
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:06,480
Like if you wanted to give him a gut like give him a gut but don't give him a freaking

1154
01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:13,120
like freaking fatty stomach.

1155
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:14,560
Yeah fair enough.

1156
01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:21,040
So yeah with with costumes.

1157
01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:25,720
This one's tough because it's like you can obviously tell like the silhouette their silhouettes

1158
01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:28,060
are good.

1159
01:25:28,060 --> 01:25:32,000
So shit I might I might be at an eight.

1160
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:35,160
I can give you an eight.

1161
01:25:35,160 --> 01:25:39,560
Yeah I mean it's tough to it's tough for me to go lower because of how well they were

1162
01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:42,160
able to design everyone else.

1163
01:25:42,160 --> 01:25:45,200
And then it's just fair enough they were good.

1164
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:49,840
Like you can't like that's one thing we can argue here with like if something's good it's

1165
01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:51,240
good.

1166
01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:53,240
That's true.

1167
01:25:53,240 --> 01:26:00,120
All right personal scores.

1168
01:26:00,120 --> 01:26:06,720
I will take this one first just okay.

1169
01:26:06,720 --> 01:26:09,160
I had a really good time watching this movie.

1170
01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:13,000
I felt it was a pleasant surprise.

1171
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:15,480
It was a lot better than I assumed it was going to be.

1172
01:26:15,480 --> 01:26:23,080
Like I we kind of chose this movie as like the last minute like hey we need to come up

1173
01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:29,000
with something to talk about like yesterday.

1174
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:33,240
And and we came up with this is like because I was scrolling through Paramount was like

1175
01:26:33,240 --> 01:26:38,960
hey we were going to do this other thing but it ended up being a limited series on Netflix

1176
01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:42,200
and we don't do those.

1177
01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:47,680
So yeah like I said had a great time with it.

1178
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:51,160
I thought it was really enjoyable.

1179
01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:56,760
There's lots of funny dialogue and like there's a lot of good to take from this.

1180
01:26:56,760 --> 01:27:06,000
But unfortunately it's just in ways of animated movies I think that it had a lot to be desired.

1181
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:09,360
Just like when you start getting into like the nitty gritty of it like the story was

1182
01:27:09,360 --> 01:27:12,640
just not good.

1183
01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:19,520
So with that I think I'm going to be giving this a 78.

1184
01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:23,160
What about you?

1185
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:27,640
For me I had honestly just an all right time with this movie.

1186
01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:34,200
I will admit Caleb has talked me up a little bit with my score.

1187
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:36,600
So kudos to you for that.

1188
01:27:36,600 --> 01:27:43,200
But yeah like you said the story is just it's all right it's not that good.

1189
01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:50,560
I do agree it does have some good what did you say it wasn't good ideas but good lessons

1190
01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:54,200
is that what you said?

1191
01:27:54,200 --> 01:27:57,200
You said I forget what you said.

1192
01:27:57,200 --> 01:28:00,200
I did too.

1193
01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:09,280
But yeah this movie is really bogged down by its story.

1194
01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:14,360
Just yeah like considering this is based off Blazing Saddles or a kids version of Blazing

1195
01:28:14,360 --> 01:28:20,160
Saddles I really want to watch that now to see if I like that a lot better than this

1196
01:28:20,160 --> 01:28:21,720
or if I feel the same.

1197
01:28:21,720 --> 01:28:25,320
I hope I don't feel the same.

1198
01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:32,680
I want to watch it and make it one of my many recommendations.

1199
01:28:32,680 --> 01:28:37,440
So with that I will go a solid 70.

1200
01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:42,600
You should be proud Caleb you talked me up from the 60s.

1201
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:43,600
From the 60s?

1202
01:28:43,600 --> 01:28:44,600
Shit.

1203
01:28:44,600 --> 01:28:47,780
Yeah dude I was in the 60s.

1204
01:28:47,780 --> 01:28:50,240
You really did not like this movie.

1205
01:28:50,240 --> 01:28:53,480
No I did not.

1206
01:28:53,480 --> 01:29:00,740
But can we talk about Mr. Caleb Alvarez how you gave this movie only one point lower than

1207
01:29:00,740 --> 01:29:04,480
you gave Mr. Peabody and Sherman.

1208
01:29:04,480 --> 01:29:06,000
I can't believe you.

1209
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:08,000
Well I can.

1210
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,000
Wow.

1211
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:11,520
Just wow.

1212
01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:13,520
Just wow.

1213
01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:15,760
You think you know someone guys.

1214
01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:17,240
You think you know someone.

1215
01:29:17,240 --> 01:29:22,040
Oh I know and then they pull some shit like that.

1216
01:29:22,040 --> 01:29:27,800
Alright well going through our scores really quick.

1217
01:29:27,800 --> 01:29:34,040
Our story did not bring this movie to a very strong start whatsoever.

1218
01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:38,040
And so it averaged out to a 67.

1219
01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:46,440
It was slightly improved by the writing which got brought up to a 76.5.

1220
01:29:46,440 --> 01:29:52,660
Acting was just like right in line with there sitting at a 77.5.

1221
01:29:52,660 --> 01:29:58,160
Character development got dropped down significantly down to a 70.

1222
01:29:58,160 --> 01:30:06,320
The effects averaged out to an 83.5 and honestly that's probably the best part of this movie.

1223
01:30:06,320 --> 01:30:11,560
Actually it is the best part of this movie according to our scores.

1224
01:30:11,560 --> 01:30:20,080
The music although most of it was pretty average it was brought up a decent amount from because

1225
01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:26,320
of the opening sequence which brought it or yeah which was we were sitting at a 7 with

1226
01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:28,520
that.

1227
01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:35,440
Costumes or the character design was pretty good overall.

1228
01:30:35,440 --> 01:30:38,120
So we're sitting at an 8 with that.

1229
01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:43,960
And then with our personal score me liking it just a little bit more than Rose did we

1230
01:30:43,960 --> 01:30:48,120
are sitting at a 74 with that.

1231
01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:55,800
And with all of those scores the final Albrose letter grade for Paws of Fury the Legend of

1232
01:30:55,800 --> 01:31:04,920
Hank has come to a C+.

1233
01:31:04,920 --> 01:31:07,920
Really it got that high?

1234
01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:10,040
It didn't score that high.

1235
01:31:10,040 --> 01:31:18,280
It's sitting at like so it's sitting at a 76.68% so it's one of our lower C+.

1236
01:31:18,280 --> 01:31:21,960
Alright I'll accept that.

1237
01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:24,080
Such a dick to this movie.

1238
01:31:24,080 --> 01:31:27,840
I know freaking hell dude.

1239
01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:33,600
So let's see where it compares with our other movies.

1240
01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:37,840
Our other C+.

1241
01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:39,560
Definitely on the lower end.

1242
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:48,640
Oh it is like it barely got into our C+.

1243
01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:50,800
It's second from the bottom.

1244
01:31:50,800 --> 01:31:52,360
Damn.

1245
01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:57,280
At least in ways of C+.

1246
01:31:57,280 --> 01:32:05,320
So let's let me pull up the other C movies because I'll have to do that.

1247
01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:20,040
Alright so like I said Paws of Fury is sitting at a 76.68% which puts it below Unhinged which

1248
01:32:20,040 --> 01:32:24,360
is at a 76.87.

1249
01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:31,760
Puts it below the Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard which is at a 76.91.

1250
01:32:31,760 --> 01:32:37,920
Puts it below the Boondock Saints which is at a 77.12.

1251
01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:43,800
Puts it below the Stranger's Pray at Night which is at a 77.18.

1252
01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:51,720
And then finally puts it below the Lost City which is at a 77.25.

1253
01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:55,640
Going the opposite direction.

1254
01:32:55,640 --> 01:33:02,240
It is above Stone Cold which was at a 76.5.

1255
01:33:02,240 --> 01:33:11,520
And then all of these other movies that I'm about to list off are in our C range.

1256
01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:14,320
So these are not C+.

1257
01:33:14,320 --> 01:33:16,920
The ones I listed before were.

1258
01:33:16,920 --> 01:33:19,520
These ones are not.

1259
01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:26,600
So first it's above My Spy which is at a 75.87.

1260
01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:36,680
It is above Cheaper by the Dozen the 2022 version which is at a 75.56.

1261
01:33:36,680 --> 01:33:44,320
It is also above The Addams Family which is at a 75.45.

1262
01:33:44,320 --> 01:33:49,600
And then finally it is above Ant-Man and the Wasp which is at a 75.33.

1263
01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:55,960
I had no idea Ant-Man and the Wasp was that low.

1264
01:33:55,960 --> 01:33:56,960
Yup.

1265
01:33:56,960 --> 01:34:03,760
Well alright.

1266
01:34:03,760 --> 01:34:08,080
So yeah, that's where it's at.

1267
01:34:08,080 --> 01:34:15,080
I mean I don't think it's a decent home.

1268
01:34:15,080 --> 01:34:19,560
Let me see what other animated movies are in our C-plus range.

1269
01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:24,360
Because so far most of the other ones are live action movies.

1270
01:34:24,360 --> 01:34:27,320
I mean you had The Addams Family.

1271
01:34:27,320 --> 01:34:31,760
Yeah, well that one's in our C range.

1272
01:34:31,760 --> 01:34:32,760
Oh.

1273
01:34:32,760 --> 01:34:35,000
Yeah, so The Addams Family.

1274
01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:36,160
It's close.

1275
01:34:36,160 --> 01:34:38,360
They are really close to each other.

1276
01:34:38,360 --> 01:34:43,520
How come I probably like The Addams Family more?

1277
01:34:43,520 --> 01:34:48,760
Yeah, it's slightly more than 1%.

1278
01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:52,120
Like Ant-Man and the Wasp is at 75.33.

1279
01:34:52,120 --> 01:34:54,160
Positive Fury is at a 76.68.

1280
01:34:54,160 --> 01:34:58,800
So it's like 1.3% difference.

1281
01:34:58,800 --> 01:35:00,840
Alright.

1282
01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:08,120
But for C-plus, the closest one, like animated movie...

1283
01:35:08,120 --> 01:35:09,480
Oh that's not even animated.

1284
01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:12,880
I thought that was the old one.

1285
01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:17,000
I thought it was Aladdin.

1286
01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:24,600
The closest animated movie in the C-plus range is The Crudes and New Age.

1287
01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:27,120
Oh shit, wow.

1288
01:35:27,120 --> 01:35:31,680
But it's like significantly higher.

1289
01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:36,560
As significant as you can get being in like one grade category.

1290
01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:40,080
Oh okay.

1291
01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:45,200
So yeah, Positive Fury is 76.68.

1292
01:35:45,200 --> 01:35:50,560
Oh it's a 3% difference.

1293
01:35:50,560 --> 01:35:56,920
So with The Crudes, because The Crudes and New Age is at a 79.68.

1294
01:35:56,920 --> 01:35:57,920
Okay.

1295
01:35:57,920 --> 01:35:58,920
Alright.

1296
01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:04,000
So, definitely agree with that one.

1297
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:10,000
I like The Crudes and New Age a lot more than I liked this one.

1298
01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:11,000
Same here.

1299
01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:16,880
But yeah, so that's where it's sitting.

1300
01:36:16,880 --> 01:36:24,000
So that concludes this week's breakdown.

1301
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:28,360
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1302
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1304
01:36:36,320 --> 01:36:37,860
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1305
01:36:37,860 --> 01:36:43,600
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1310
01:36:53,980 --> 01:36:56,040
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1311
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1312
01:36:58,280 --> 01:37:03,920
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1313
01:37:03,920 --> 01:37:07,600
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1314
01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:11,960
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1315
01:37:11,960 --> 01:37:18,040
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01:37:18,040 --> 01:37:23,360
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1317
01:37:23,360 --> 01:37:29,240
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1318
01:37:29,240 --> 01:37:35,200
And we have over 200 episodes so it's a pain in the ass.

1319
01:37:35,200 --> 01:37:38,880
Sounds like it.

1320
01:37:38,880 --> 01:37:43,160
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1321
01:37:43,160 --> 01:37:46,460
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1322
01:37:46,460 --> 01:37:56,080
Next week, you guys can look forward to our breakdown of Elvis which is coming to HBO

1323
01:37:56,080 --> 01:37:58,800
Max here shortly.

1324
01:37:58,800 --> 01:38:02,280
Actually in a couple days as of this record.

1325
01:38:02,280 --> 01:38:05,560
Actually you said it comes out the 3rd?

1326
01:38:05,560 --> 01:38:07,560
Oh, the 2nd.

1327
01:38:07,560 --> 01:38:08,560
The 2nd?

1328
01:38:08,560 --> 01:38:13,400
So by the time this episode releases, it should already be out.

1329
01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:16,680
So yeah, you guys can look forward to that next week.

1330
01:38:16,680 --> 01:38:19,480
Until then, this has been the All Bros Podcast.

1331
01:38:19,480 --> 01:38:20,840
I'm Caleb.

1332
01:38:20,840 --> 01:38:21,840
And I'm Jonathan.

1333
01:38:21,840 --> 01:38:24,000
And we'll catch you guys next time.

1334
01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:25,720
This is, huh?

1335
01:38:25,720 --> 01:38:26,720
See you real soon.

1336
01:38:26,720 --> 01:38:27,720
Oh, that was god awful.

1337
01:38:27,720 --> 01:38:32,880
Got a little cracky at the end but you had a strong start.

1338
01:38:32,880 --> 01:38:37,360
Okay, I wasn't even going to do it because I just wasn't feeling Mickey so I was going

1339
01:38:37,360 --> 01:38:39,400
to do Herbert but then I'm like, you know what?

1340
01:38:39,400 --> 01:38:40,400
Let's do it.

1341
01:38:40,400 --> 01:38:41,400
I regret it.

1342
01:38:41,400 --> 01:38:43,620
Oh man, I'm sorry.