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What's up bros, I'm Jonathan.

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And I'm Caleb.

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We are a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews out

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there with as little bias as possible.

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Welcome to the all bros.

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This week on the podcast we'll be talking about a big release in 4k spotlight that maybe

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if I watch it a second time I might change my mind on.

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I mean I know I could have done that on Disney Plus but I still haven't done that yet.

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And then for through the wall we got a video game that we want to talk about or mostly

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that Caleb wants to talk about.

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It's an interesting one to say the least.

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It's like I'm not the game is I'm not excited for as much as I am like it's actually we'll

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talk about we'll get into it.

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Alright and then after that we'll be moving on to our headliner which sorry change of

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plans with that.

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So we were going to do the woman king but now we'll be hocus pocus in preparation for

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the sequel.

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So yeah.

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Caleb what do you say we get started?

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I say let's do it.

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Hey guys.

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Alright so first up 4k spotlight.

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This week coming out will be Thor Love and Thunder.

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So if you guys haven't picked or picked up wow it's not even out yet Jonathan you dumb

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mouse.

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If you guys haven't been able to watch it yet or if you haven't watched it on Disney

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Plus yet here's your chance to own it on 4k.

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So we'll be getting just a regular blu-ray and 4k release of course along with a Best

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Buy exclusive seal book shocker which of course I already pre-ordered because it doesn't matter

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even if I like hate a Marvel movie which I haven't hated one yet.

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Yeah I was going to say why the hell are you bringing that up this movie wasn't like horrible.

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No it's not Thor Dark World.

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It's not Thor Dark World.

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True.

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But I own that on 4k steelbook too because I'm a completionist I have to have all the

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MCU movies on 4k steelbook.

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But yeah so I of course have already pre-ordered this.

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It's awesome because I love the cover art actually because it's I think this was the

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teaser poster when it's like Thor and his like sleeveless like red jacket holding Stormbreaker

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and he's like freaking like on to like standing on top of a cliff and like holding Stormbreaker

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to the sky and just there's lightning all around.

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Do you remember that teaser poster at all?

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Yes I'm looking at it right now and it is freaking sick.

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Right I've it's a great steelbook.

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I have a great choice of cover art for the steelbook.

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So I mean honestly I doubt you guys will even have to pre-order this.

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Usually Marvel steelbooks they always have like a shit ton store the first day.

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I don't know it might sell out within the first day but I think as long as you go out

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if you want it and get it the first like at least the first week you should be good to

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go you shouldn't have any problems.

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With other exclusives so yeah I'm pretty sure that Target is just done with their digipacks

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because I haven't seen one since was it Lightyear or was it the last Marvel movie?

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I can't remember.

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Anyway so yeah no Target exclusive but we are getting another Disney movie club exclusive

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it's just an exclusive slipcover and for the longest time it used to be that this was the

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only way that you could get a slipcover on a blu-ray is if you got it through the Disney

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movie club but it seems that might change after Thor Love and Thunder because the regular

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blu-ray release of this from the looks of it does come with a slipcover so it's really

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weird but at least the slipcover with this one is definitely different from the regular

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version because the regular version is just the poster whereas the Disney movie club one

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is literally it's a I've never seen this poster so it's a brand new release to me but it looks

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really cool so if you guys want to go about that you can get that from the Disney movie

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club the Disney movie club is like so weird because like I signed up for it and it's pretty

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cool but so you're shipped how many is it I think it's four free movies you choose four

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movies for no I think it's like for a dollar but then you have two years to purchase it's

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either four or five like titles from them whether it be their feature titles or just

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titles they have on their website and like usually that they range from like 25 to 30

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bucks that's not bad yeah it's not I mean and they're pretty cool additional in the

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span of a year or two years two years yeah that's nothing yeah right yeah it's pretty

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and like honestly because I picked up even though I got the steelbook I also got the

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exclusive lightyear cover just because that was the only way that you actually get a slipcover

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for that one but yeah I mean if you don't what's the word get or if you don't purchase

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the five movies within two years you are charged for all of the movies that you got for a dollar

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so that would rack up pretty fast considering those are about all about like 25 bucks but

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I mean some of the movies that are on there it's your only way to get them on blu-ray

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like I was able to get holes and a goofy movie and that's the only place that you can find

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those movies on blu-ray damn yeah that's not a horrible deal like when you know I like

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it so far yeah and like honestly after you do those five I can't remember if it's four

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or five but anyway after you've done that you've completed your what you need to do

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there's no membership fee you're just free to use it as much as you want nice so I think

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it's pretty cool that sounds really cool so and with every seems like with almost every

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like movie club exclusive that you get you get like a free lithograph so like yeah because

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I just barely got lightyear and it comes with a lithograph of him like shooting his laser

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towards Zerg that is cool yeah it's pretty cool I'm yeah I'm pretty happy so far I mean

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it's not like a huge thing but it's just like one of those like I appreciate it yeah lithographs

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are always cool um then one more exclusive damn you rose oh one more Thor love and thunder

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yeah yeah yeah oh so for love and thunder so I was doing what the hell did I do I was

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gonna say like you son of a bitch like I asked you nevermind disregard that okay so final

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exclusive for four love and thunder and it's a Walmart exclusive and this is just what

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Walmart's been doing and it's just weird what the hell I didn't click on that I freaking

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clicked on the picture of the the exclusive and apparently like it swooped like pushed

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it down really fast and so it made me click on a freaking eBay ad for a freaking Stonehenge

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thing the hell am I gonna do with that shit good hell anyway the Walmart exclusive for

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love and thunder comes with a limited edition enamel pen okay hammer you can give this shit

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all you want I will say this what I really appreciate about that is that pin matches

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almost exactly to the pins that I got when I bought Marvel's Avengers okay fair and so

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it feels like I could add that to my collection of pins and feel like I have like a Jane Foster

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Thor pin am I going to know but I was gonna say is Kayla about to buy a physical media

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no I feel like cool media I mean if I wanted it that bad I think I'd go on eBay and try

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and find someone selling just the freaking knew it now you asshole I know well it's just

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like I'm not a big fan of this artwork like it's different it's different like I'll give

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them that but not my favorite did you see the Disney movie club one is that the one

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with like the lightning trip let me double check I think it is wait it's the what hold

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on I'm googling it right now is it the one where they're standing in front of the planet

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yeah and you got Gore in the background I don't hate it I don't hate it either that

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one's like I wish Jane was in a different pose though yeah it's an odd pose I think

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that's what ruins it for me like Thor Valkyrie and choreographed fine but yeah Jane hers

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just is kind of weird I think they should have had them standing like side by side yes

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that would have been perfect like Thor holding Stormbreaker on the left and then Jane holding

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Mjolnir on the right like in the exact same pose just kind of badass why yeah that would

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have been awesome that would have been super cool and then like and then throw like the

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I would have like shrunk down like I would scoot Thor over a little bit like in the exact

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same pose scoot Valkyrie over a little bit scoot Korg over just a hair so we could get

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that exact same pose with with Jane and then Korg in the like more above the planet instead

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of off to the side yeah I feel that would have made a lot more sense but it's not awful

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no it's it's not awful I mean it's decent for what it is yeah agreed yeah that's it

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for Thor Love and Thunder so comes out tomorrow for you know considering we released this

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podcast on Mondays so yeah if you guys want to pick up Thor Love and Thunder be sure to

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go pick her up a copy hell yeah moving on to our through the wall segment Caleb I believe

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there's an Iron Man video game you want to talk about yes there is we do not have any

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information on this game so that's just a heads up there it is an Iron Man game and

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is being released by motive studios now this is where they kind of got me like I like it's

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an interesting one because it's like I don't quite know I've never done like the campaign

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on either of these games I've played the multiplayer of them I've never done the campaign so I

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have no idea how good or not good their campaigns are but the two games that they have released

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so far is Star Wars Battlefront 2 and Star Wars squadrons yeah I didn't play either I

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kind of assumed you I'm a little surprised you haven't played Battlefront but not that

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surprised okay okay we talked like the Battlefront that came out when we were kids or like the

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newer Battlefront the newer Battlefront okay yeah so I didn't play either you didn't matter

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oh shit do the only Star Wars games I played growing up were Lego Star Wars and then Episode

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3 yeah so so motive it kind of falls under the EA like window okay technically so they

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didn't they didn't work on Jedi Fallen Order which both of us know Jedi Fallen Order is

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a kick-ass game oh yeah great Star Wars game Star Wars squadrons and Battlefront they are

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very fun multiplayer games like extremely fun I don't know how the like I said I don't

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know how the campaigns are on those but that does bring up an interesting question about

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this Iron Man game is this going to be a solely single-player campaign game or they going

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to somehow manipulate this into a multiplayer game I mean would we assume that the second

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player would be war machine that's what I don't know it's because like the thing that's

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got me worried about this and the reason that I wanted to talk about this is because Star

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Wars Battlefront and Star Wars squadrons are famously multiplayer and they do have another

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game that's supposedly going to be coming out in 2023 but it's a remake so it's not

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like their original game okay so that's it's it's got me a little worried because it's

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like how would have what would a multiplayer Iron Man look like I mean as long as it's

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better than Iron Man 2 the video game did you enjoy the first Iron Man game because

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I didn't it was it was hit and miss for me dude I remember difficult I found it so was

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a bitch oh dude me and my cousin actually played a lot of it together and he mostly

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did all the difficult parts but so I said higher game yeah basically I think I did like

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the first two levels the one where you escape the cave and then the one where you're testing

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out mark two but yeah I think after we got he got mark three he just took over and I

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just watched funny story about that though that came is so I think it was like the week

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that it went it came it released and my grandma took me to go buy it from GameStop and I'm

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not lying this the freaking employee there is just like are you sure you want to buy

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this kid have you seen the reviews on this I heard it sucked like yeah I still want to

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buy iron man the game you should have listened to him I should have but I was a kid that

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wanted to be Iron Man okay yeah unfortunately they did not give us that no they didn't so

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it's got me like I said squadrons and battlefront two are two famously multiplayer games so

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it's like what I'm afraid that they're going to do is turn it into like a build your own

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iron man game where you like compete against other iron men and I'm like yeah that yeah

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just kind of sounds dumb I mean don't like building your own suit iron man suit that

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does sound kind of cool I just don't I just feel like I would probably F it up and it

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would just look like shit yeah that's that's how I feel too it's like I don't know how

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I feel about it like the graphics on battlefront and squadrons they they are incredible I've

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played squadrons before I've played both of these before the the graphics and the like

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everything that they're able to pull off in that way look fantastic it's just gameplay

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is super difficult for at least for me maybe I'm just super shitty at like first person

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shooters I am too now or third person shooters I guess and then same thing with like flying

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like anything in a vehicle I really suck at but everyone says like hey if you if you like

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if you're a decent driver but you like suck at games that require driving or maneuvering

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or whatever you should try getting joysticks and I'm just like I don't know I mean do awful

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admit when it came to freaking flying as Iron Man and Marvel's Avengers I sucked at that

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too yeah wasn't great it wasn't great in the in the game too so it's it's that's what's

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got me worried Iron Man hasn't had a good game I mean maybe you never know maybe it

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will be a tale like insomniac spider-man but I mean spider-man is insomniac spider-man

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is fantastic but even if that sucked we still had spider-man 2 the video game so yeah

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so it's it's got me concerned I wish that someone would freaking nut up and release

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an Ant-Man game dude like seriously though straight up I was recently playing a game

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with my wife it's called it takes two and it's this you play as this couple that are

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going through like a divorce and you get magically transported into your child's dolls and it's

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cool because you have to like work collaboratively to get through the levels didn't you like

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show me a teaser of that when I was I might have I think you did yeah but it's it's super

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cool like one of the like the first level that you do one of the like the power-ups

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that you get is as the husband you get some nails that like that you can throw into stuff

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and like retrieve like you whistle and then they come back to you and then the wife gets

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a hammer and then the the hammer can be used to swing on the nails so you kind of have

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to throw the nails into the wall so you can like create a ladder to swing up and get to

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higher places super cool ass right super cool we had we just completed this space level

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and she had like anti-gravity boots and my character could grow and shrink and it was

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it made me want an Ant-Man game so bad because one of the fair enough and it was like one

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of the things that you had to do she had to use her anti-gravity boots to get to a lever

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on top of a door and it like changes her gravity so she was able to like walk up the wall onto

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the ceiling jump up grab this door lift it up just a little bit and I had to shrink down

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to run through it but when so when it shrunk me down it like shrinks my my point of view

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so everything around me grows giant cool and it takes me forever to walk across to shit

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so it's like I don't want to be little very long and then I can grow big and so one of

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the things that was really cool is there were these hanging planets because everything's

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like kind of a toy like looks like how a kid would set it up so there's this hanging planet

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and I had to shrink or I had to shrink down to get like past it and then I like became

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normal size did a couple things and then Braille was able to jump on the planet and then I

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grew grew giant and then I punched the planet and it helped her swing so she could jump

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onto a platform like super cool and it's just the mechanics of being able to grow and shrink

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just made me want an Ant-Man game even more yeah so that's completely fair I want one

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so bad like so freaking bad and I'm I'll be real I'm kind of bummed out we're getting

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an Iron Man game I mean it's fair I mean Iron Man has kind of been done to death so I get

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to maybe not much as Spider-Man I it's not necessarily that he's been done to death it's

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more he just hasn't been done right fair enough like in Marvel's Avengers it's just kind of

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like flying as a bitch fighting's a bit it's like everything freaking sucks about that

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game which I'm surprised that they're still releasing content for it dude like straight

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up also got notifications of them be like oh hey you know like this new skin is available

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in the marketplace tomorrow I'm like you y'all are still releasing shit it's like I don't

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give a flying shit I mean that that classic Hawkeye one that they unveiled that looked

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pretty freaking cool like classic Clint like yeah we talking like purple cowl and all okay

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I have not seen that yet oh dude it's so cool like it went the last time I looked they just

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released a Stark outfit for Kate Bishop and I'm like I don't care those are the worst

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outfits natural isn't that like the shitty I thought you didn't like that outfit wait

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we talk like we talking classic Hawkeye right yeah like I mean I don't love it but I mean

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it's still you know Hawkeye so I still enjoy it I mean I definitely do like the ultimate

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Hawkeye look more but I mean it's still cool but that they incorporated it in I'm not sure

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if I'm if I'm looking at this right outfit when did that one come out I don't came out

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in March so it's probably not that one yeah no this one came out like last week I think

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last week yeah I'm not seeing this outfit here one second the comic book outfit yeah

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all right let me let me check this one out maybe if my internet wants to freaking work

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oh that looks a lot better okay yeah right so it's the the same one right yep okay yeah

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remember that freaking bullshit one they tried pulling off as the classic costume yep I do

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that one looks so stupid this one looks so much better oh yeah I love how they even made his a

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bow yellowish looks more of a gold but yeah I'll still take it but that's a really nice nod to the

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OG comics yeah that looks way better than I thought it was going to okay but yeah like it's so surprising

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that they're still releasing stuff for that game like they're still planning on doing a full winter

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soldier release but but it's barely making money I know I feel like they're losing money at this

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point oh yeah but I mean I don't think Square Enix has anything else in the works so that I know

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shit my heart they're just like milk this shit dry I know right and it's like if you remember like

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the big-ass list of freaking characters that they were supposed to release like they've released all

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the ones that they planned on releasing so far like they released like a Jane Foster Thor they

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released the Black Panther Spider-Man was already kind of on that list but whatever yeah both Hawkeyes

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winter soldiers apparently going through so after that we're supposedly so like if they're going in

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order of the list like we're supposed to get either she Hulk or Falcon okay interesting yeah

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so I'm like you sure you got them budget for this shit I would love to put my the issue with that

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game is there's no reason to go back like it's like it's dumb it's dumb to go back and it's like I

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don't want to just sit there and beat up bad guys as my favorite superhero I want to like do shit

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that they would do as superheroes like I want to use Captain America's shield to frickin stop a

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door from closing or use Thor's hammer to charge some sort of technology to open up or overcharge

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it or just something like that's the kind of shit that I was expecting to do but whatever

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anyway that's my big old rant about Marvel video games they frickin suck I said one thing to not

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to add to this but just one thing to bring up did you hear what happened over the weekend with

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Rockstar no really so I like I the only thing I heard like I've heard about Rockstar recently

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is that they just completely abandoned Red Dead 2 online yeah yeah that's true but that was a

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while ago so I don't know how much it seemed like it was a couple hours worth but someone leaked a

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bunch of Grand Theft Auto 6 in development footage oh shit yeah so like yeah you can like

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see the whole new weapons wheel I mean of course you know it's still in its early developments but

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it's looking pretty frickin good though yeah but yeah like Rockstar had to come out and say like

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oh hey you know whoever does is gonna be held accountable it's not gonna put a halt on production

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of Grand Theft Auto 6 but honestly for how bad it was I was afraid that they were gonna be like

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hey you know just to show that person we're gonna screw all you people over and like not in a mean

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way but be like hey you know we need to teach someone a lesson we're gonna have to halt the

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production of GTA 6 for a minute I don't think leaks like that should halt production like if it

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is like a genuine leak and not just like a publicity stunt like I feel like that's definitely wasn't

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that I know but I feel like that's kind of what Sonic the Hedgehog was like the leak that's Sonic

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was it was a publicity stunt yeah I feel Rockstar is definitely better than that they they won't

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release even a teaser trailer until they feel that it's ready that's good I appreciate the hell out

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of that oh I do too but yeah from what I saw I just want GTA 6 already like what so you saw a

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new weapons wheel what other stuff did you see mostly just like care like the female

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protagonist like just walking around you see how the strip clubs are going to look shocker of course

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that it's like footage that gets leaked considering that it's taking place I think in like the Florida

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area I think that's what they said like you like someone point said that like you can honestly feel

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like the freaking humidity on the characters like the like honest even though it's an early

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development like the the detail on the characters is already amazing like it's already a step up

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from GTA 5 I feel that is awesome I I wonder if they're going to be as like as accurate with

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the map as Grand Theft Auto 5 was with LA I don't know I mean I'll be aware or wherever the hell and

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like wherever Los Santos is supposed to be like that's supposed to be Los Angeles okay yeah so I

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saw a video of some guy he says like hey first time visiting like big Grand Theft Auto 5 fan

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visiting LA for the first time and he's like walking around he's like yo I I know this place

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he's going around he's like like I know these streets dude like like oh my gosh I know that

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like the best place to go get this bitching car dude and and he basically like walks through the

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entire like in the entirety of LA and like shoots videos of all like the the landmarks from GTA 5

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to that like even goes down to what's the Mike Michael Mike yeah Michael okay yeah so he even

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goes as far as finding Michaels house dude that's freaking awesome I'm like dude that is the shit

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and like absolute commitment yeah but yeah putting in almost as much commitment as frickin rock

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started yeah I know so it makes me curious whether or not it's gonna be that accurate with Florida

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I think that's where there I mean I could be wrong where it's taking place but just someone

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pointed out the humidity so like I swear someone pointed out like Florida so yeah so if it is

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Florida we'll have to talk to DJ and ask yeah or take a road trip down there after we like explore

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the map there we go there we go that would be the shit wouldn't it yeah oh dude that'd be awesome

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yeah awesome road trip hell yeah dude um but yeah so if you got I think the leaks are at least some

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are still available on YouTube or you can probably find them somewhere it wants the leaks on the

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internet like there's no getting it off yeah so if you guys want to get it it's rough it's but

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they're only a little bit into development so like I've seen like people like getting like so

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critical I'm like oh my god it like it doesn't it like barely looks even finish me yeah no shit

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they're barely finished game asshole they're barely into development so shut your bitch ass

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up I don't think GT we probably won't see GTA 6 until like 2025 or 2026 it's gonna be likely yeah

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it's gonna be a minute yeah could say frickin dude you know what was it a couple days ago

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frickin GTA 5 turned nine years old holy shit dude yeah that makes me feel really frickin old

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dude we were seniors in high school when that movie came that movie that video game released

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holy shit we were oh my gosh yeah dude I remember I didn't get that game until I was like already

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out of the house and married yeah yeah yeah holy shit if that doesn't frickin make you feel some

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not good things in your bones do my bones never feel good I either well old age is catching up to

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us it's hard being 26 dude I will straight up tell myself I could say that when our demographics

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people in their 40s dude I will straight up admit I wish that I could go back to how my back felt

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when I was 18 cuz my job has screwed my backups so bad like I don't want to know how my backs

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gonna feel when I'm 30 yeah I don't want to know I'm scared anyway yeah moving on from that depressing

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statement oh shit what do you say we move into our headliner of the evening I say let's do it all right

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all right so for this week's headliner we'll be breaking down the OG hocus-pocus I don't know

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why I made such an emphasis on but it's the OG Caleb do you want to tell everybody how we

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break down movies on this podcast hell yeah if you are new to our breakdown system we have split

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movies into eight different categories that we individually score to come to a final all bros

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letter grade the eight categories that we score our story writing acting character development effects

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music costumes and then we give it our own personal score at the very end all of those numbers get

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magically added up in our algorithm and spit out a letter grade for us to compare it it to other

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movies of that grade and gives us a percentage so we can figure out where it where it ranks within

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that that grade so with that if you have not seen hocus-pocus it has been out longer than Rose and I

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have been alive and also it to many it's people's favorite Halloween movie so where the hell have

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you been yeah so you have absolutely no excuse for not having seen this you this is like one

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of the movies that like if you haven't experienced this movie I feel sorry for you but honestly it's

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a good one like yeah it's a for being as old as it is yeah I mean a paddle but 93 yeah I mean still

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that's three four years older than us yeah fair enough so let's see 1993 for 96 where I was in 96

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you were 95 I mean dude you can count me 96 I barely like I know the eye you barely made it

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into the 95 an hour and follow is it like an hour and like 42 minutes I think that's how far away

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you were from being born in 90 96 yeah cuz I was born at 1022 at night yeah dude I was that close

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dude you made it in just under the frickin wire yeah like the frickin ball was getting ready to

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drop and it was like here I go shit yeah all right so if 96 plus an additional three years

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we're both 26 or 27 28 so 29 so it's almost 30 years old holy shit damn and we're just now

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getting a sequel what the hell no dude like holy shit am I personally I know I personally would

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have waited an additional year so it's like hey 30th year anniversary finally getting a remake

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yeah I can I can agree with that that would have been that would have made it more special but oh

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well but still frickin frickin hell dude oh yeah so like I said if you have not seen this movie you

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have absolutely no excuse no so without further ado Rose is about to read off the synopsis for

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the movie so spoiler alert past this point on October 31st 1693 and Salem Massachusetts Thackeray

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Binks sounds like you're saying with a lisp like trying to say Zachary and so you're saying Thackeray

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do that I I forgot to turn on the subtitles when I was watching this so that's what I get thinking

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was happening that yeah like literally when at Midler tries to say it says Thackeray it sounds

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like she's saying Zachary with the list and then I turned the subtitles on and figured out oh

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they're thanks there they're saying Thackeray apologies to anyone actually named Thackeray

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out there I kind of want to Facebook that name while you talk just to see if there is anyone

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with that name yes all right Thackeray Binks witnesses his little sister Emily being whisked

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away to the woods by the Sanderson sisters three witches named Winifred Sarah and Mary that

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career confronts the witches but fails to save Emily and her life force is drained making the

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witches young again after that Thackeray is transformed into a black cat by the witches

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cursed to live forever with his guilt for not saving Emily after discovering the children

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missing the townsfolk arrest the sisters and sentenced them to be hanged for the murder of

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Thackeray and Emily before their execution Winifred casts a curse that will resurrect the sisters

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during a full moon on all Hallows Eve if a version lights the black flame candle in their cottage

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Thackeray decides to guard the cottage so no one can bring the witches back to life three centuries

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later on October 31st 1993 Max Denison reluctantly takes his younger sister Danny out trick-or-treating

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where they meet Max's new crush Allison the three visit the former Sanderson cottage now a museum

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where Max inadvertently resurrects the witches the witches attempt to suck the soul of Danny

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but Max comes to a rescue escaping Max steals Winifred's spellbook on advice from the immortal

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cat Binks he takes the group to an old cemetery where they will be protected from the witches

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since it since it is hollowed ground the witches eventually catch up to them at the cemetery where

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Winifred raises her unfaithful lover Billy Butcherson from the grave and sends them after the

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children the witches pursue the children across town using Mary's enhanced sense of smell when

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Winifred reveals that the spell that brought back only brought them back only works on Halloween and

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unless they can suck the life out of at least one child they will turn to dust when the sun rises

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after luring them to the high school the children drop the witches in a pottery kiln and burn them

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alive while the children are celebrating the witches curse revives them again not realizing

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the witches have survived Max and Allison open the spellbook hoping to reverse the spell on Binks

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the open spellbook reveals the location of the group and the witches track them down kidnap Danny

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and Binks and recover the spellbook Sarah uses her singing to lure Salem's children to the

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Sanderson cottage Max and Allison free Danny and Binks by tricking the witches into believing that

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sunrise was an hour early thinking that they are done for the witches panic and pass out allowing

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Max Danny Allison and Binks to escape back at the cemetery Billy catches up to the children and

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takes Max's knife and cuts his stitched mouth open and insults Winifred before joining the children

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against the witches the witches attack from the air and snatch Danny Winifred attempts to use the

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last vial of potion to suck the soul from Danny Binks knocks a potion out of her hand which Max

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catches and promptly drinks forcing the witches to take him instead of Danny the Sun starts to

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rise just as Winifred is about to finish training Max's life force in the ensuing struggle Allison

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Danny and Billy fend off Mary and Sarah Max and Winifred struggling in the air fall onto the

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hall fall onto the hollowed ground in the cemetery causing Winifred to turn into stone as the Sun

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finishes right finishes rising wait sorry as the Sun finishes rising above the horizon Mary and

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Sarah are disintegrated into dust along with Winifred stone body the witches deaths break

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Thackeray's curse allowing him to finally die and free his soul reuniting him with Emily as they both

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head off into the afterlife while Billy returns to his grave to sleep as the movie closes Winifred's

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spellbook opens its eye once more revealing that it is still alive which means the witches could

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possibly return again someday so I just looked up the name Thackeray and the first thing that I

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saw is a Facebook profile for a Thackeray Binks which is a black cat okay and Thackeray is a very

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common last name like in fact you are actually yeah in fact you're actually like someone in your

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life I'm Michaela her last name is Thackeray just as your oh I'm friends with her yeah no I'm Michaela

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Thackeray does it's is that her married last maiden name I don't know okay but she is friends

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with a lot of people that we know so anyway probably shouldn't have said her name yeah I

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might want to cut that out I know I might have to beep it yeah just just note I'll make that note

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good call anyway yeah I mean I didn't that didn't even come to my mind oh maybe we shouldn't anyway

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getting into the movie I like I didn't realize it until you said something I didn't realize why

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what's her face Winifred turn into stone wait you didn't what I didn't realize why she turned

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into stone yeah I didn't eat yeah dude I didn't either cuz that like cuz I watch watched it again

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of course in preparation for this and yeah when she turned into stone and then Mary and Sarah just

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00:47:56,600 --> 00:48:03,560
disintegrate I'm like wait what why is Winifred the only one that turned to stone so but now it

398
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:17,960
makes sense yeah that makes a lot more sense oh dude this is a real like somehow even with like

399
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:29,000
the super cheesy acting which we'll get into but somehow they are able to keep your attention so

400
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:37,720
freaking well and I know 100% it has to do because of the Sanderson sisters oh yeah the these three

401
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:47,480
actresses are incredible together yeah and I am so excited to see them back yeah me too have you

402
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:54,120
seen any of the clips or anything no I'm trying to go in to this movie as like as fresh as I can

403
00:48:54,120 --> 00:49:02,560
I've seen one clip and like yeah the chemistry is still there oh good freaking good dude every

404
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:12,880
time that they're they just like demanded the the audience you know yeah absolutely so good like I

405
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:21,600
found myself getting bored when it was like the the main actors like Max and Danny dude that's

406
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:32,720
how I feel I mean Binks is awesome but yeah like I really don't care so much about Dan not Danny

407
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:41,040
Max and his at Max and Allison you know like hooking up and you know ending up together at

408
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:50,280
the end just I I really didn't care about that yeah it's like what I was so uninterested when

409
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:57,520
they threw like after like with everything that happened after the centers after they like were

410
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:04,800
thrown into the furnace at the school yeah which why the hell do you have like a full-blown human

411
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:13,960
door at a on a furnace at a school well so that so that's not the furnace that is because they

412
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:23,280
actually say what that was a pottery kiln why do you have a human-sized pottery kiln I have no idea

413
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:33,000
that is somehow worse to me so yeah I mean I didn't even know what a kiln was but now I do

414
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:47,040
that's a no that is freaking terrifying I mean it was the 90s man truth I mean it was like at that point where

415
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:53,480
might as well have been the 80s yeah dude straight up but damn

416
00:50:53,480 --> 00:51:03,240
yeah like it was so hard for me to get on the team like not on the team like I didn't obviously

417
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:12,080
didn't want like child murder or anything but I had a hard time wanting the route for the the kids

418
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:20,560
there's a scene at the beginning and I don't know maybe it's just me that I'm just like I'm not

419
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:27,840
probably wouldn't have had a kid say that and just it's just very awkward is the part where Danny

420
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:35,640
like scares Max and she jumps on his bed and she's just like ooh I'm Allison kiss me come on I'm

421
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:41,400
Allison I'm like I don't care how old you that I don't know that that's that's a little no you

422
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:52,840
are creep I don't know that I would think for how old Danny looks like she's got to be what like eight

423
00:51:52,840 --> 00:52:01,760
eight or nine I think that's what they said yeah like I feel that she would I don't know maybe I'm

424
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:08,960
like being too too like oh my god Jonathan she's a child who gives a shit but I don't know that lines

425
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:15,880
just like it's a little weird for a little sister to say to her big brother that's not that's not

426
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:20,720
even the weirdest line that they had and we'll get into this with writing but I had some issues

427
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:33,080
yeah like everything else though I mean there were some things that they didn't quite like explain

428
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:40,520
super well and like I get that it's just hey leave it up to the audience to figure out or like maybe

429
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:45,240
there's some witch lore that I don't know about them stepping on like hallowed ground because I

430
00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:51,240
remember Sarah and Mary giving Winifred the that warning saying oh my gosh look it's hallowed

431
00:52:51,240 --> 00:53:00,760
ground and then her being concerned about that but yeah it's like we didn't know what that meant or

432
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:08,640
at least if they did say what it meant it didn't like I don't know if they did so it's just yeah

433
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:13,080
one of those things I'm like okay what the hell happened and why aren't the other two turning

434
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:18,720
the stone because I thought it was the sunlight that was turning her to stone that's what I

435
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:24,880
thought dude honestly I thought that ever since I was a kid yeah so that's what I assumed so this

436
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:29,040
is like the first I'm hearing of her turning the stone because she was standing on hallowed

437
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:39,720
ground yeah well learn something new every watch I guess I don't know yeah but this is just a super

438
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:48,520
entertaining movie and it has to do solely because of the standard and standard sin sisters oh yeah

439
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:55,680
if they were not in this I'm this movie would be boring as fuck I'm just gonna say right now

440
00:53:55,680 --> 00:54:07,880
rate up the no freaking joke there dude like it is border it's borderline ridiculous how like how

441
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:17,560
little I cared about max Danny and Allison yeah like I said I out of that group I cared about the

442
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:34,480
cat the most yeah do which I think is so freaking funny the the kid that voiced the cat isn't isn't

443
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:42,320
the actor that police him and yeah yeah it's like I swear that they explained why they did that but

444
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:46,760
I can't remember because yeah the guy that does the voice for the cat yeah I forget his name too

445
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:56,680
yeah he plays a max and a goofy movie yep gosh I wish they would which I mean he was still

446
00:54:56,680 --> 00:55:02,920
young Jason Jason Marsden that's yeah that's his name Jason Marsden maybe it's in like the trivia

447
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:11,280
portion of IMDB let me see if I can find it in there their voices do somewhat sound alike a little

448
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:21,560
not dude it looking at it it didn't work in the slightest maybe I'm too nice all right so let's

449
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:30,280
check this out during a 20th anniversary screening of the film Doug Jones revealed that the moths had

450
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:40,440
come out of his mouth at the end are real you know that's disgusting it's like but why the actor wore

451
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:53,440
a mouth rig that was a latex pocket that is terrifying yeah that's that's gross want to see

452
00:55:53,440 --> 00:56:00,760
why they did the voice thing oh that's tough though what I think I just found it I think I

453
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:07,360
found the answer what's that so this is what this is what Google just says so Sean Murray the actor

454
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:13,600
that played Thackeray is best known for his role of agent Tim McGee on the show and say yes during

455
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:24,120
the audition of focus posted Wow wait wait Jeff okay wait no never mind I thought that there was

456
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:31,840
it was the same name wait who Jeff Fahey I'm so confused there's three freaking names here which

457
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:41,840
is which okay yeah so that's okay so yeah that's the guy okay I found it I found it okay awesome

458
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:51,400
Sean Murray played the human version of Binks and actor Jason Marsden voiced the character both in

459
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:59,640
his human and feline forms in 2017 Marsden told the Daily Beast that producers dubbed his voice

460
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:06,560
over Murray's because the actor sounded contemporary and they thought it would be more realistic if

461
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:13,600
Binks had an affected accent from the same time period as the witches so it's because his voice

462
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:28,320
didn't sound like it came from the right period such a stupid reason to do a horrible dub oh man

463
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:37,000
I mean hopefully they at least told him I'm sure they did unlike they did to the guy that um you've

464
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:43,320
seen Ghostbusters 2 right yes have I told you the whole situation that happened with the guy that

465
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:52,880
played ego the Carpathian the the portrait no so there's behind the scenes footage of the guy like

466
00:57:52,880 --> 00:58:00,560
actually staying the lines and everything I'm sorry he sucks he's he doesn't know he he does

467
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:07,960
not convey emotion at all and so they you know dubbed it over with another voice but they didn't

468
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:12,800
tell him that they had dubbed it over he didn't find out until the war until the world premiere

469
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:25,920
that um his yeah um so yeah I I feel really bad I've always felt really bad for him cuz that's

470
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:39,920
just f'd up yeah that that's super f'd up oh anyway getting back into the story there there

471
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:46,200
was a lot of focus and it's hard for me to like separate this from writing just because of how

472
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:56,520
big of a role this played they seemed to do the complete opposite of slut shaming Max for being

473
00:58:56,520 --> 00:59:08,000
a virgin like he got made fun of so much dude dude the freaking way that his uh when he lights it and

474
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:12,880
he's like wait what happened and his sister like dead like just dead stare a virgin lit the candle

475
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:22,160
I know it's like the entire time like when they were freaking telling that fake cop and then like

476
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:27,360
the way that he they're just like a virgin lit the candle and he like and he's just like yes yes I

477
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:35,040
lit the candle okay and they looks over at him looks over at Allison looks back over at him you're

478
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:50,160
really a virgin like yeah I'll get it tattooed on my head he's an high school creep like is being is

479
00:59:50,160 --> 01:00:00,400
is not being a virgin something that like has to happen in Salem like what the hell like I mean

480
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:10,160
I'll full I mean I'll fully admit I'm sure considering that you know we were in Utah in

481
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:17,560
high school days in a lot of states I fully admit there are a lot of people that do lose their V

482
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:31,360
card in high school I understand that but to get made fun of for it fair enough dude and oh I can't

483
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:42,480
wait to get into acting too anyway I'm trying to I'm trying so hard to stick in story the story

484
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:53,760
overall where it is these three witches that can be brought back to life with from a virgin lighting

485
01:00:53,760 --> 01:01:01,680
the black flame candle and the shenanigans that happened because they've been gone for 300 years

486
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:16,520
and just like all that that stuff and then like the the route that they had to go to get their

487
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:28,360
book back and all this other like magic shit like it it seems very like when you kind of put it

488
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:36,120
together like how you're reading the synopsis if it feels like it'd be very cluttered but somehow

489
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:42,840
they were able to pull it off really freaking well without making something likes there were

490
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:50,760
maybe some parts that were maybe a little over complicated but not very many yeah I absolutely

491
01:01:50,760 --> 01:02:00,240
agree yeah they even made how they made their freaking potions pretty simplistic yeah like

492
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:10,560
they they simplified this a ton and it was really nice to like watching this as like a critic and

493
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:22,240
not just like a typical consumer like it it feels it has a good flow it has good good energy like

494
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:30,960
obviously that they're the I think where they struggle is writing good protagonists but they

495
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:38,400
wrote the antagonists amazingly let's hope the second one does better with the whole protagonist

496
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:50,840
thing I hope so I genuinely hope so so yeah so my story is probably way higher than my writing

497
01:02:50,840 --> 01:03:05,080
score is I would agree what what are you sitting at I'd say I'm in the high 80s so I'm gonna I'm

498
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:11,560
gonna go solid 87 I think I'm like right there with you I might be a little lower though so I'm

499
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:20,200
gonna go like an 86 okay all right next up we got writing and like I said the big thing for me was

500
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:32,600
how much Max seemed to get roasted for being a virgin by everyone including what was it ice and

501
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:37,920
well actually wait no I don't know if they even make really really fun of him for being a virgin

502
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:47,720
do they his I think they do I think Danny says something when they're like around and he kind

503
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:54,040
of gets roasted a little bit for that does he bring up they bring up his virginity a lot yeah

504
01:03:54,040 --> 01:04:01,760
I mean yeah I guess if you're the virgin that lit the candle that that's your title for life yeah

505
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:11,000
or at least until the Sanderson sisters die yeah so I thought that was kind of it got ridiculous

506
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:16,800
after a certain point where I'm just like he's a kid and I like the the fake cop when he's just

507
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:23,600
like really kind of giving him that like super judgy vibe I'd be like dude what he's in high

508
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:30,420
school you don't know his life yeah exactly and you don't know how old this kid is either like

509
01:04:30,420 --> 01:04:37,560
it could be like highly inappropriate for him to be having sex yeah he could be only 15 I mean he

510
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:44,520
doesn't look 15 but just now he friggin looked like he was like 30 yeah what is up with like back in

511
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:51,040
like the 80s and 90s and even into the 2000s they could not get actors that actually looked like they

512
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:55,400
could be in high school nowadays I feel they're getting a lot better with it which I appreciate

513
01:04:55,400 --> 01:05:00,280
the hell out of I feel like maybe they like back then they just had they didn't want to go through

514
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:09,640
the trouble of having to film like during us like the summer and so they were just like freaking

515
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:18,520
screw it we'll just get the kid that like looks closest to to this age and isn't in school anymore

516
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:25,360
so you're working with kids that are in their like early 20s already like that's that's just

517
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:33,440
what I would assume it's kind of like the Toby McGuire thing like all those kids dude oh my

518
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:40,480
god and those have the like saying kids it was with the biggest quotation marks you can throw

519
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:56,320
up there like it not realistic whatsoever no no no but yeah there's that um like that was my my

520
01:05:56,320 --> 01:06:07,400
big issue with like the writing just like virgin roasting I also didn't care for the bullies I

521
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:16,040
think they were just overwritten or not overwritten they weren't written very well like I I can't stay

522
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:27,080
in bullies just for being a bully sake I mean that's fair I mean I'm not the way that I look

523
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:36,480
at it I mean this what I feel the 90s was before like bullying like really actually like became a

524
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:43,280
I mean I'm sure it was still a problem back then but it wasn't until like our I feel our age like

525
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:49,320
really came around her our demographic wow our generation god damn it came around that like

526
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:54,960
bullying actually like started to be taken seriously like it actually like really could

527
01:06:54,960 --> 01:07:03,600
like mess someone up and so I feel that bullying is like in this kind of movie yeah it's supposed

528
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:11,360
to be taken as a joke so I get where you're coming from like you like you know if they're

529
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:19,400
bullies for the sake just being bullies but I guess like movies got a movie so I guess and

530
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:31,600
still not not the biggest fan of that no it just feels over the top yeah like awfully admit if I

531
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:39,760
was a bully in a high school I would not freaking shave the name that I wanted to be called on the

532
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:48,480
back of my head freaking dumb that like he does realize he's gonna have to redo that like every

533
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:55,920
two weeks right and it's on the back of his head too like you're not getting that done right every

534
01:07:55,920 --> 01:08:08,280
single time nope like I feel like a well-written bully is someone like just off the top of my head

535
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:16,320
like flash Thompson from spider-man homecoming like I see you like I feel like that's well-written

536
01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:24,760
where he's being a bully but just no one's really like taking it super serious yeah which I

537
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:30,760
appreciate I like that a lot yeah and like he gets those like funny little quips in and and

538
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:40,760
whatever and it's it's it is like roasting like Peter Parker but it does it's just not taken super

539
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:52,360
serious and I feel like this it's just very very cheesy bullying and kind of yeah about it the

540
01:08:52,360 --> 01:09:00,440
freaking when they're set up at the end of that person's like walkway and are charging Andy and

541
01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:08,800
he says yeah ten chocolate bars no liquor so I'm like ten chocolate bars damn dude fat ass yeah

542
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:18,000
shit just like get a hell dude and they're like I think that some other writing issue like what

543
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:25,080
you said what Danny was saying like making fun of Max at the beginning being like ooh I'm out like

544
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:32,720
that felt weird like anything with the the protagonist felt a little awkward like how he

545
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:39,000
how Max went downstairs and he was like in it just a normal jacket and a hat and his dad's like what

546
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:47,280
are you supposed to be and he's like I'm a rap singer yeah not and then I don't know if I'm gonna

547
01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:53,800
be the type of dad that can like take shit like that from a from my child seriously like if my

548
01:09:53,800 --> 01:10:00,600
kid came down and was just like in the quote-unquote coolest clothes that he could find and just trying

549
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:07,120
to like play a hard ass I don't know if I could keep myself from laughing in that kid's face you

550
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:14,480
know what fair enough man fair enough like especially if he pulled played it off like that like he's I'm

551
01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:25,080
a rap singer go to hell shut up no you know you're not you're an angsty teenager you freaking asshole

552
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:31,840
would you have followed it with what Danny calls him when they call out his costume and she's just

553
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:40,440
like for your information he's a little leaguer that was funny as hell that was I was just like

554
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:50,200
I yeah I laughed really freaking hard with that cuz it's just like she she heard what he was

555
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:59,680
supposed to be oh yeah absolutely so we talked about speaking of like his dad you know talking

556
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:06,000
to him about the whole can we talk about the parents for a minute because those mother effers

557
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:13,200
were at a party to like 6 o'clock in the frickin morning after what happened with their kids like

558
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:17,680
how they came running in they're just like hey you know we need your help we need your help with the

559
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:22,680
Sanderson sisters are back yada yada yada and they don't think that I mean even though they

560
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:27,400
don't believe them they don't think to maybe oh you know maybe we should go looking for our kids

561
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:34,720
make sure that they're okay well I get it's the 90s okay well the Sanderson sisters put the adults

562
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:41,600
under a spell like that wasn't just some musical number for a musical number that was a spell they

563
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:50,920
did they did god damn it all right you know we're gonna introduce a new segment on this show how

564
01:11:50,920 --> 01:12:00,040
stupid can Jonathan be or Rose can be so this is this is the first of many no that way I get it

565
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:07,400
they're not super clear about that like I'm just I'm still a fucking idiot no like I didn't the

566
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:16,920
only reason that I know that is because they were a like the way that the parents like went

567
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:24,360
completely like blank-faced and we're doing like dancing right after Winifred was saying like dance

568
01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:35,200
dance dance until you die and so I'm like and like I'm not a hundred percent certain that it was a

569
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:43,000
spell like there's still some doubt in my mind maybe they are just like horrible parents but in

570
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:49,880
like with that and it's just like okay she says this she like has this whole song about putting a

571
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:56,000
spell on them says dance dance dance until you die and then on top of that like hey she's a witch

572
01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:01,360
is it completely outside the realm of possibility that she has to do a musical number to put these

573
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:08,440
people under a spell like for me it's just taking those steps being like yeah like that's probably

574
01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:17,160
why they're not like that shitty okay so I'm only half of an idiot cool yeah I mean it's something

575
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:30,920
you can easily miss it's it's yeah moving on not even gonna argue just yep you're half an idiot

576
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:46,880
Rose let's go yeah I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you you know what I expected don't even

577
01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:53,720
lie you would have done the exact same thing to me yeah yeah absolutely there's no doubt yeah

578
01:13:53,720 --> 01:14:05,160
I'm trying to think of like some other like writing issues like I felt like Binks kind of

579
01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:19,640
got a little like I think maybe he was the voice that fell out of place I disagree but yeah and

580
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:31,480
dude the the way that they freaking talked aggravated the ever-living shit out of me like

581
01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:38,360
when they were talking like when no one banks was talking to like the kids versus of how he talked

582
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:46,440
to the sisters and he's just like the way that they just overused the oh he like goes back to

583
01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:54,280
like olden times yeah he talks like he talks just fine modern times to the to the kids but when he's

584
01:14:54,280 --> 01:15:06,760
talking to them which is like yeah like they're like they're how dare you come back the yeah it's

585
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:15,920
like exactly how I would talk if I didn't know how to freaking talk old style like you know what

586
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:28,360
fair enough saying it's it was ridiculous it was just utterly ridiculous the end don't get me wrong

587
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:37,840
it works it's just cheesy as all hell and I kind of got a docket for the cheese I will okay I will

588
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:45,400
add to writing I feel that was two parts that were good I feel one outshined the other were

589
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:53,160
two situations that the Sanders sisters got in was the was the scene with the bus driver that

590
01:15:53,160 --> 01:16:00,840
was pretty good but I feel feel overshadowed that was the old guy dressed as the devil and

591
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:10,240
I'm actually believing that he was Satan that was great that is definitely a highlight of the movie

592
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:28,680
for for me at least oh yeah yeah it is so good it's so freaking good and I feel like oh sorry no I

593
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:37,600
was just I think where my my issues lie with kind of everyone is they just seem very inconsistent

594
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:44,880
like max always seems kind of like afraid wanting to run away but then he has these moments of like

595
01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:52,600
of courage that just feel out of character for him that's fair and then the same thing with the

596
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:59,440
Sanderson sisters like Winifred seems like very capable very smart and then it's like her two

597
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:08,400
sisters are the dummies but then she goes and falls for random shit too like how she for like

598
01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:22,160
I think it would have been funny if the I think it would have been funnier for Winifred to like

599
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:28,600
know that it wasn't really the Sun maybe get like a little worried being like okay what the hell is

600
01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:35,200
this and when a light comes shining into her window and being like oh my god like being afraid of

601
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:40,800
that but then realizing it's not burning her or anything and then the only reason that she's like

602
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:49,960
distracted and like long enough for Max and Danny to get away is because her sister's like backed

603
01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:59,400
like fall on her and like knock her over okay and then I like I also I had some issues like with

604
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:06,520
with Danny's line when they're like leaving the house and she's like stops at the door and then

605
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:13,280
Alison's just doing this thing where she's she's pointing to the car like yeah we know what you're

606
01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:19,640
supposed to get to and then Danny turns around or Max turns around he's like let's go and Danny's

607
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:26,240
suddenly gets like super gangster and like I want to see her turn to dust and then say you're not

608
01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:33,640
Laurie Strode it's not like you need to watch Michael Myers burn yeah I'm like why yeah and

609
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:42,200
then then she like has this like moment of real life like oh never mind yeah it's like something

610
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:46,440
freaking someone flipped a switch in her mind turned her to a freaking gangster and it switched

611
01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:52,320
it back and then she like came to her senses and was like oh yeah let's go like there was no point

612
01:18:52,320 --> 01:19:04,640
for that what yeah yeah I I did not like it at all speaking of that did you have you watched like

613
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:09,560
any of the deleted scenes for Halloween kills this is just like random but I actually want to

614
01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:15,880
know if you have no so there and I hate that they deleted this scene because they should have put it

615
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:24,800
there's a scene with sheriff or bracket like the security guard at the hospital okay so do you

616
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:36,680
remember him from the original movie sheriff bracket when Annie's father yes okay so there's

617
01:19:36,680 --> 01:19:43,840
a scene so they deleted a scene where he goes and talks to Allison and you know like asked like oh

618
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:51,800
what is it him you know he killed my daughter Annie and she says you know yeah yeah it was him you

619
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:56,200
know we burned Michael Myers alive in our basement and he's just like I would have loved to watch him

620
01:19:56,200 --> 01:20:03,080
burn that kind of like him and like Laurie Strode that kind of shit yeah that makes absolute sense

621
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:09,240
why they're just like yeah I would love to see this motherfucker burn yeah Danny's is just like

622
01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:17,720
it it's not warranted yeah they just kind of they just kind of snatched you and tied you to a chair

623
01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:26,280
and threatened to eat you it's not like they did anything actually did yeah yeah so it just felt

624
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:41,560
very odd for her like I said to go gangster in that moment yeah so yeah anyway so like I said my

625
01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:54,200
my score for my the writing is pretty a lot lower than story like personally I think I'm not even

626
01:20:54,200 --> 01:21:01,600
cracking the 80s with it I think you know what I feel the same way I think I'm down like 78 range

627
01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:15,600
you know what I'm gonna match you all right next up we got acting so the main cast or who I would

628
01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:26,520
consider the main cast we got Bette Midler who played Winifred Sarah Jessica Parker who played

629
01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:39,720
Sarah Kathy Najimy who played Mary Omri Katz who played Max Thorough Birch who played Danny and

630
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:53,640
Vanessa Shaw who played Allison and then we had Thackery Binks who was voiced by James or Jason

631
01:21:53,640 --> 01:22:07,440
Marsden but he was just kind of a voice so yeah so I don't think this is gonna be super hard but

632
01:22:07,440 --> 01:22:15,560
who's your top three so shocker it's all three of the Sanderson sisters just in a different order

633
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:28,240
yeah so number three I would give to Sarah I loved her don't get me wrong Sarah Jessica it's really

634
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:33,800
funny that she's played by Sarah Jessica Parker yeah I know right her name is Sarah that's really

635
01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:42,600
funny but she she's amazing she's hilarious I always laugh at the part at the beginning when

636
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:48,400
she like puts so much emphasis on dead man's toe dead man's toes is freaking dancing around

637
01:22:48,400 --> 01:23:00,400
I love it she's freaking great like all three of them are great the song I have the exact same

638
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:12,120
issue with her in this role that I have with Heath Ledger as Joker I cannot for the life of me see

639
01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:22,040
Sarah Jessica Parker in in Sarah Sanderson like you know how you can like look at an actor that's

640
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:30,380
like all dressed up in makeup or whatever like or in a mask or whatever it may be like Christian

641
01:23:30,380 --> 01:23:42,320
Bale as Batman I can see Christian Bale in Batman right okay yeah I cannot see Sarah Jessica Parker

642
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:51,040
in Sarah Sanderson at all no matter how much I try I'm like I do not understand what's happening

643
01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:56,720
here but you could tell like if someone were to come out and be like okay like just kidding guys

644
01:23:56,720 --> 01:24:02,600
like Sarah Jessica Parker didn't really play Sarah Sanderson I would believe it in it in a heartbeat

645
01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:12,720
okay that raises a question do you feel the same way with how she looks in Hocus Pocus 2 no that

646
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:18,840
she was in that I was just like yeah that's straight up just Sarah Jessica dude save cuz

647
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:23,560
yeah dude I absolutely agree with you yeah it does not look like her at all just yeah everything

648
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:30,280
yeah oh yeah on the sequel oh yeah that is that is absolute Sarah Jessica Parker yeah it's just like

649
01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:41,400
I said no matter how hard I freaking try I cannot find Sarah Jessica Parker in her it is that's the

650
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:48,200
weirdest thing for me dude like I said it's the same thing with Heath Ledger's Joker the only time

651
01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:54,920
that I ever saw Heath Ledger in the Joker was when he was like dressed up as a cop without makeup

652
01:24:54,920 --> 01:25:02,960
that's the only time I'm like oh yeah that's Heath Ledger yeah but but when he has the makeup on no

653
01:25:02,960 --> 01:25:11,960
can't freaking see it man it's just a craftsman to both their works in these movies yeah so it

654
01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:20,280
it blows my freaking mind and eat like every time I watch Hocus Pocus because I try so hard

655
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:29,480
so freaking hard like I will pause the movie and just stare at her and be like I cannot see her

656
01:25:29,480 --> 01:25:46,480
you're just like Elsa show yourself oh my exactly that's exactly how I feel

657
01:25:46,480 --> 01:26:03,040
so you put her in at number three yes I feel that these two will surprise you number two I'm gonna

658
01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:16,280
give to Bette Midler what yeah yeah I have good reasoning all right let's hear it absolutely

659
01:26:16,280 --> 01:26:24,040
incredible astonishing as Winifred she is the main star of this movie and there's a reason why

660
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:30,880
she's the main witch she is amazing she's hilarious there is like nothing bad that you can say about

661
01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:37,800
her not only as an actress but this character I mean of course she's a witch so she's a bitch but

662
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:44,760
she plays her so well that you just can't help but love her fill the way with all three of them

663
01:26:44,760 --> 01:26:57,600
but number one I would actually give to Catherine Najimy is that her yes okay who plays Mary

664
01:26:57,600 --> 01:27:05,040
ever since the first time that I saw this movie she was always my favorite witch I love her so

665
01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:11,800
much she's freaking hilarious just everything about her I just love I'm catching myself like

666
01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:17,680
quoting some of her lines every single time that I watch this movie and I don't even mean to like

667
01:27:17,680 --> 01:27:24,800
especially the part where they're leaving the devil's house and she's like oh it's candy why

668
01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:39,440
would the master give us candy just I that is a extremely controversial top three or at least

669
01:27:39,440 --> 01:27:44,280
not not top three I think everyone can agree the Sanderson sisters are the best part of this movie

670
01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:53,320
that is a very controversial ranking of the Sanderson sisters bring it people let's go

671
01:27:53,320 --> 01:28:07,840
you you might have to that's my ranking I ain't changing it let's hear yeah mine I think is the

672
01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:18,240
more at least I think it might be I feeling mine is the like the typical ranking of the of the

673
01:28:18,240 --> 01:28:29,080
three I would put Kathy Najimy at number three all right I'm out dude you know you have a freaking

674
01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:36,240
controversial outlook on this this is the same thing as Hawkeye being your favorite Avenger true

675
01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:45,800
it's good point like so I don't get me wrong they're all great like these if they were compete like

676
01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:55,200
it if they're competing like if I was ranking this all three of these girl ladies would tie

677
01:28:55,200 --> 01:29:06,240
for number one like they are incredible and it's hard to like view them as individuals especially

678
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:12,920
in like a role like this where they're so reliant on each other's chemistry but I think Katherine

679
01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:24,480
and Jimmy came off as a little bit more I'll say annoying in a way and I know that was done on

680
01:29:24,480 --> 01:29:37,040
purpose so it's hard for me to like judge her for that Sarah on the other hand like she was she was

681
01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:45,840
fine like if they all were so good in their roles like so good it's just I think I liked Sarah a

682
01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:54,520
little bit more than I like Mary and then Winifred's just my favorite like I think she's so freaking

683
01:29:54,520 --> 01:30:01,800
funny no she is no I absolutely agree with you and like I said I love how she like calls her

684
01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:10,080
sisters idiots or imbeciles after falling for the exact same thing that they just did dude right

685
01:30:10,080 --> 01:30:20,440
like I feel like she especially with like the reign of death thing that Max tried pulling I

686
01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:28,160
feel like she she fell for that harder than everyone else oh my god like seriously just

687
01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:37,840
the way that she like overreacted yeah so I like I said I freaking loved the Sanderson sisters they

688
01:30:37,840 --> 01:30:45,280
were the best part of the of Hocus Pocus they are Hocus Pocus yep like I'm pretty sure if you ask

689
01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:52,720
anyone that who hasn't seen Hocus Pocus in a while or maybe even since last year like hey who's the

690
01:30:52,720 --> 01:31:01,120
the main character Hocus Pocus they'll say the Sanderson sisters I hate you remember the other

691
01:31:01,120 --> 01:31:09,280
three people's names do you remember the cat's names bet you don't unless you're like a die-hard

692
01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:22,120
fan of Hocus Pocus then anyway so yeah that's that's my ranking of them what what are you giving for

693
01:31:22,120 --> 01:31:29,120
acting because I had a really difficult time thinking about this one I do too because like

694
01:31:29,120 --> 01:31:39,240
the three main are like so great but then like the besides Jason wasn't Jason Marsden right yes

695
01:31:39,240 --> 01:31:46,600
so I really liked his performance as well I mean definitely not as much as the Sanderson sisters

696
01:31:46,600 --> 01:31:53,680
but I still feel he did a really good job it's just everybody else that brings down my acting

697
01:31:53,680 --> 01:32:07,000
score for me so I don't I don't know are you I want to say I'm in like this are you in the

698
01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:21,040
70s or 80s unfortunately I think I'm in that 70s I think I'm not too okay by themselves the

699
01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:35,040
Sanderson sisters I would put mid to high 80s okay yeah it is literally everyone else that brings

700
01:32:35,040 --> 01:32:47,200
this movie down it's especially frickin max like I think max is the worst part of this movie yeah

701
01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:55,520
I can yeah I can do it like Danny was pretty good like she was annoying a little kid but that was

702
01:32:55,520 --> 01:33:02,680
her role like she's supposed to play annoying little kid Allison's was kind of a competent

703
01:33:02,680 --> 01:33:10,920
third wheel I would say to the max Danny duo and she was just kind of served as like the insight

704
01:33:10,920 --> 01:33:21,600
to the Sanderson sisters history so I mean she played a decent role but again not super memorable

705
01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:30,680
like yeah I am willing to bet I'm probably not gonna remember her name next week no matter how

706
01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:43,760
many how many times have you seen this movie Keith I saw most Halloween's growing up okay so as an

707
01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:55,760
adult maybe like three times okay like if you count like as a as a kid probably like ten total

708
01:33:55,760 --> 01:34:02,840
from remembering what yeah that's about what I'm out to yeah so I mean I'm really familiar with

709
01:34:02,840 --> 01:34:09,560
this movie like I probably could have done this movie without having watched it but I did watch

710
01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:15,120
it today yeah same but yeah I did that is something cuz I mean I'm always down to rewatch

711
01:34:15,120 --> 01:34:22,480
this movie yeah it I like to have fresh in my fresh in my mind yeah if we would have done like

712
01:34:22,480 --> 01:34:31,840
maybe any other movie I that would die that's not like themed like this I probably wouldn't have

713
01:34:31,840 --> 01:34:37,840
watched it if I was familiar with it leave it was one another one from my childhood but this is one

714
01:34:37,840 --> 01:34:47,280
that I have no issue re like coming back to yeah same here so like I said the the main three for

715
01:34:47,280 --> 01:34:57,440
me I'd be in the high 80s but it's everyone else there's there's not another single good actor in

716
01:34:57,440 --> 01:35:05,200
the group for me I mean for me it's just Jason Marsden but it's like mmm I've seen him do better

717
01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:15,160
yeah it was an odd choice to have them do a dub yeah that's just weird and it's like at that point

718
01:35:15,160 --> 01:35:22,880
why don't you just let him be the kid cuz I mean yeah he was still young enough I think guys like

719
01:35:22,880 --> 01:35:32,560
it was like his 40s so he would have been in his 20s and let me look at his picture just before I

720
01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:47,960
make this statement he has a major case of babyface say like it is not even funny how yeah that is baby

721
01:35:47,960 --> 01:35:53,240
faces there's a reason why he usually keeps a beard he's like Haley Joel Osment that's like

722
01:35:53,240 --> 01:36:06,600
the only way that they can try to look older yep so yeah easily could have played that's

723
01:36:06,600 --> 01:36:16,600
actually things factory we're gonna if there is actually someone with a list that listen to this

724
01:36:16,600 --> 01:36:30,760
we're gonna get so much shit yeah whatever but yeah I like I think if it was just the actors like

725
01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:42,400
just the additional actors I think I'd be down in like the the mid-60s damn like I wouldn't I

726
01:36:42,400 --> 01:36:52,480
would not be nice like not even a little bit so I think if I were to average that out I think

727
01:36:52,480 --> 01:36:59,200
I'm in like the mid 70s maybe just be given a couple bonus points to the Sanderson sisters

728
01:36:59,200 --> 01:37:11,400
I might go up to like a 76 that's what I'm thinking go 76 all right next up we got character

729
01:37:11,400 --> 01:37:26,640
development which this is kind of a max story is really that high I mean it's not it's it's

730
01:37:26,640 --> 01:37:33,960
average I wouldn't say it's low enough but it's it's definitely more on the average side no I mean

731
01:37:33,960 --> 01:37:40,760
I mean I guess it is nice that you know like he actually does get the girl at the end at least

732
01:37:40,760 --> 01:37:50,400
they didn't weren't just like oh no turns out she actually still has a boyfriend so yeah and he does

733
01:37:50,400 --> 01:37:57,320
become a better brother to Danny like their relationship does grow stronger from what it

734
01:37:57,320 --> 01:38:07,560
originally has and then he also I feel grows a strong appreciation for Salem which I'm not sure

735
01:38:07,560 --> 01:38:17,820
if the plate or the synopsis explained it he moved from California to Salem it did not so

736
01:38:17,820 --> 01:38:24,960
good nice job Adama yeah so I think him just appreciating his his new environment a little

737
01:38:24,960 --> 01:38:34,280
bit helped a lot too with his his growth so he he does grow very like a lot as a character and

738
01:38:34,280 --> 01:38:39,920
you kind of get to see some of that progression which is nice yeah I agree oh yeah absolutely

739
01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:49,240
I don't think they make any crazy leaps where it's like oh suddenly like a super out of character

740
01:38:49,240 --> 01:38:56,480
moment like everything feels within the scope of something that's happened to him in the span of

741
01:38:56,480 --> 01:39:04,720
this movie yeah like he kind of starts off as a non-believer and like magic and witches and all

742
01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:13,800
like all things spooky yeah and then grows into a believer and it's it's just it's nice to see I

743
01:39:13,800 --> 01:39:21,960
I actually I really like movies like that where they where it's like a non-believer to a believer

744
01:39:21,960 --> 01:39:28,600
it is nice I will absolutely agree with you on that one yeah so I appreciated the hell out of

745
01:39:28,600 --> 01:39:43,440
that story like I said fairly average though so yeah where would you be at yeah just because it

746
01:39:43,440 --> 01:39:55,480
was fairly I'm honestly like 75 I might go a little bit higher to I think I'm on the same

747
01:39:55,480 --> 01:40:03,680
level as like the acting score okay so I'm gonna give it a 76 all right next up we got effects

748
01:40:03,680 --> 01:40:10,920
which we can't be too harsh on because this was a I don't think this had a theatrical release right

749
01:40:10,920 --> 01:40:32,640
no it did it did mm-hmm 1993 so what else came out in 1993 okay I'm not super upset with the like

750
01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:39,880
the kind of movies that were coming out in 1993 like comparing like the graphics and everything

751
01:40:39,880 --> 01:40:51,640
what are we looking at so first one is Ninja Turtles 3 oh god okay say what you will about

752
01:40:51,640 --> 01:41:00,680
that movie it's not the worst it's probably the worst of it is it's the worst of it it's the worst

753
01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:07,760
Ninja Turtles movie period that might be a little harsh but I also I like the Michael Bay movies

754
01:41:07,760 --> 01:41:15,760
better than that piece of shit you take that back you son of a bitch no I will not because I don't

755
01:41:15,760 --> 01:41:24,320
care if those were you know like still like the kind of costumes that they used from the first

756
01:41:24,320 --> 01:41:29,360
and second movie considering that the Jim Henson company had gone out at that gone out of business

757
01:41:29,360 --> 01:41:34,720
at that point they had to go to a new studio to get the costumes for the third one and they look

758
01:41:34,720 --> 01:41:40,640
like shit in my opinion they don't look as good as the first and second one so and just don't

759
01:41:40,640 --> 01:41:46,320
get me started with the stupid ass freaking jokes in that movie with the help I'm a turtle and I

760
01:41:46,320 --> 01:41:55,600
can't get up or I swore to fly hope it wasn't an ancestor so stupid I hate that freaking movie

761
01:41:55,600 --> 01:42:10,000
oh my god okay I'm sorry dude I hate Ninja Turtles 3 I it like I don't know like mmm yeah I hate that

762
01:42:10,000 --> 01:42:18,000
movie yeah I'm looking at all the movies that came out in 1993 and none of them seem to be very good

763
01:42:18,000 --> 01:42:25,280
like I'm leaving out the animated movies because like Nightmare Before Christmas came out in 1993

764
01:42:25,280 --> 01:42:32,480
and like Tombstone but that's like a western so I'm not really counting that

765
01:42:35,440 --> 01:42:42,000
like Demolition Man there's not a lot damn

766
01:42:43,680 --> 01:42:50,960
Adam's Family Values came out in 1993 that's actually kind of funny considering that they

767
01:42:50,960 --> 01:43:02,800
make an Adam's Family joke in the third Ninja Turtles movie yeah so not super impressed so

768
01:43:02,800 --> 01:43:12,080
I think I am I think I'm justified in saying that the effects weren't absolutely horrible

769
01:43:12,800 --> 01:43:18,480
there were some oh yeah that were definitely like not super great green screen like especially when

770
01:43:18,480 --> 01:43:28,000
they were flying yeah I mean in there I mean that was all wire work yeah so it's like you kind of

771
01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:36,160
got to give it a pass for that yeah for wire work it's it's not bad like for 93 I think they did a

772
01:43:36,160 --> 01:43:49,280
good job yeah I'll say this as far as uh effects go practicality was huge in this oh yeah absolutely

773
01:43:49,280 --> 01:44:02,480
like just about Billy the zombie like him alone was amazing yeah that looks super good or he looks

774
01:44:02,480 --> 01:44:12,160
super good yeah super freaking scary um I mean and they didn't have like I think what makes this

775
01:44:12,160 --> 01:44:21,680
movie kind of timeless even though it does take place like way back when they don't have too many

776
01:44:21,680 --> 01:44:33,280
references or anything that's like brings us back to the the 90s other than like maybe the fashion

777
01:44:33,280 --> 01:44:38,960
yeah I was yeah that and like the part where they're like um actually like um trick-or-treating

778
01:44:38,960 --> 01:44:42,880
and like you can like see some of the cars in the background so you're like okay yeah that's

779
01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:48,320
that's definitely in 90s but yeah they're they never really come out and say oh yeah welcome

780
01:44:48,320 --> 01:44:55,200
to the 90s yeah which I appreciated a lot yeah there's nothing that really ages this movie

781
01:44:55,200 --> 01:45:04,720
other than the the effects and the effects that they did have were not horrible like yeah when

782
01:45:04,720 --> 01:45:12,800
Winifred's using magic and blasting that the shit out of max like it was such a small part like

783
01:45:12,800 --> 01:45:21,360
like the effects were so minimal like the effect when max's drink like after max had drank the

784
01:45:21,360 --> 01:45:30,000
potion and he just kind of has this like white aura around him like very minimalistic and they

785
01:45:30,000 --> 01:45:39,600
do show that like Winifred can like suck that in yeah but it's like I said it's so minimal it's

786
01:45:39,600 --> 01:45:48,640
just it's hard to like judge it yeah no yeah I absolutely agree um the black flame looked

787
01:45:48,640 --> 01:45:56,800
really good super like their their effects were basic but effective even the freaking eye on the

788
01:45:56,800 --> 01:46:03,680
book that looked really good yeah freaking practicality up the ass with that one yeah

789
01:46:03,680 --> 01:46:13,280
yeah so I don't know about you but I'm actually putting the effects pretty high

790
01:46:14,640 --> 01:46:22,960
with this one I would agree too yeah like even though this is a 90s movie and like the special

791
01:46:22,960 --> 01:46:35,680
effects aren't up to par I think given the time period set in like the early 90s it's

792
01:46:38,240 --> 01:46:45,520
I don't think this movie had like a crazy big budget at least I don't think they did

793
01:46:45,520 --> 01:46:53,440
I think it was like 20 million yeah so I mean it's not okay so 28 million

794
01:46:55,120 --> 01:47:03,520
and then they made 45 back like worldwide I know with like how many like home video sales though

795
01:47:03,520 --> 01:47:10,880
they've had since then it's definitely made its money back and then some oh yeah for sure um

796
01:47:10,880 --> 01:47:25,360
so yeah I I'm pretty pretty high like probably not 90s high but I'm in like 89 range at least

797
01:47:26,240 --> 01:47:36,880
I can match that all right moving on over to music and dude this soundtrack was bitchin

798
01:47:36,880 --> 01:47:45,360
oh yeah who doesn't love I put a spell on you like come on that that song that scene is just

799
01:47:45,360 --> 01:47:54,320
iconic they did not have a whole lot of songs on this yeah honestly that's like the only one that

800
01:47:54,320 --> 01:48:03,280
like comes to my mind yeah so they have I put a spell on you Sarah's theme oh yeah one called

801
01:48:03,280 --> 01:48:15,760
witchcraft one called a saber dance chance and incantations divertimento number 17 and row row

802
01:48:15,760 --> 01:48:25,680
row your boat and that's everything that's on their soundtrack wow damn and they have I put a

803
01:48:25,680 --> 01:48:38,880
spell on you three different times I love it but that's it it's it's a good one it's hard to say

804
01:48:38,880 --> 01:48:45,680
that it's not a good it's not good yeah dude seriously though I honestly the only thing that

805
01:48:45,680 --> 01:48:56,800
I think it's missing is maybe more songs I think what's what's keeping this from being a like a

806
01:48:56,800 --> 01:49:07,120
solid 10 for me is like just an an amazing score and just a couple more songs to kind of get you

807
01:49:07,120 --> 01:49:15,840
in that witchy mood but I put a spell on you is such a good song I think that alone and then

808
01:49:15,840 --> 01:49:26,720
off obviously the additional songs kind of put it at nine for me oh dude yep won't even argue that

809
01:49:26,720 --> 01:49:35,120
or it's not even gonna it's not hard to convince you of shit not with this movie not with this movie

810
01:49:35,120 --> 01:49:46,720
all right next up we got costumes and what can we say other than pure perfection I would honestly

811
01:49:46,720 --> 01:49:56,880
give this a 10 I'm I'm damn near willing to give it a 10 yeah it's just so good they are so good

812
01:49:56,880 --> 01:50:02,880
and then not like not even counting the Sanderson sisters like everyone else like it's Halloween

813
01:50:02,880 --> 01:50:10,000
like all the costumes felt like really freaking good yeah even Danny's witch costume looked really

814
01:50:10,000 --> 01:50:18,320
good yeah like everyone's costume other than Max being a freaking asshole climbing hey he's a little

815
01:50:18,320 --> 01:50:31,680
leaguer freaking dumb but aren't you sweet it is it's ridiculously good how like iconic

816
01:50:31,680 --> 01:50:41,280
the Sanderson sisters are in this how they look have you um seen on TikTok there's this lady and

817
01:50:41,280 --> 01:50:46,880
her husband that are taking those you know those like giant skeletons they sell like Home Depot or

818
01:50:46,880 --> 01:50:52,080
some shit that are like I forget how freaking tall they are but like they're ridiculously tall

819
01:50:52,080 --> 01:50:58,480
yeah so they bought three of them and they actually are dressing them up as the Sanderson sisters

820
01:50:58,480 --> 01:51:05,120
no shit it's so freaking cool I'll have to send you the video um but yeah like literally she said

821
01:51:05,120 --> 01:51:09,760
the only thing that they need to work on is like adding maybe like a little bit more fabric to the

822
01:51:09,760 --> 01:51:15,760
skirts and then getting wigs that are actually like um weatherproof waterproof um and like kind

823
01:51:15,760 --> 01:51:26,640
of fit more on the uh the head but they look so freaking cool dude that is epic right oh yeah

824
01:51:26,640 --> 01:51:37,120
is so awesome yeah so I have like no issues giving them a 10 because the Sanderson sisters have an

825
01:51:37,120 --> 01:51:45,280
iconic like silhouette you can tell who they are based solely off the silhouette absolutely and it

826
01:51:45,280 --> 01:51:54,880
it's freaking awesome like Winifred's big poofy like hair frick Mary's like pumpkin

827
01:51:54,880 --> 01:52:04,480
yeah pumpkin stem but yeah no that's a perfect way to explain it yeah it oh so good so good and then

828
01:52:04,480 --> 01:52:10,880
on top of that whoever the hell did Sarah Jessica Parker's makeup in this made her damn near

829
01:52:10,880 --> 01:52:23,520
unrecognizable to me like they did absolute perfection so good like I cannot say enough

830
01:52:23,520 --> 01:52:29,920
like I cannot say enough good things about their outfits and like their outfits are are so cool

831
01:52:29,920 --> 01:52:34,640
like they're they kind of have this like really neat like regal feel about them

832
01:52:36,320 --> 01:52:40,080
what sorry you're just staring at me blankly I thought oh sorry

833
01:52:42,160 --> 01:52:46,160
like I I thought like I was supposed to like say something I'll tell him like wait what am I

834
01:52:46,160 --> 01:52:57,840
supposed to say oh I just they just have a really great look about them and yeah it's fantastic

835
01:52:59,600 --> 01:53:09,760
like these these three are iconic in every way like the way that they act their outfits

836
01:53:09,760 --> 01:53:19,040
it's everything it is amazing and then like I said that's not even getting into Billy's

837
01:53:20,960 --> 01:53:30,720
outfit who is who is played by the way by the famous Doug Jones like do you know what

838
01:53:30,720 --> 01:53:40,240
who remind me who Doug Jones is again you would not know his face oh shit okay but you would

839
01:53:40,240 --> 01:53:53,760
you will know a lot of this this shit okay okay let me find one he was the amphibian man in the

840
01:53:53,760 --> 01:54:01,840
shape of water I've never seen that movie but okay I know what you're talking about okay he was

841
01:54:04,320 --> 01:54:06,160
trying to find one I think you might have seen

842
01:54:09,040 --> 01:54:10,640
there's one I just need to find it

843
01:54:13,600 --> 01:54:22,480
okay have you seen hellboy and hellboy 2 I'm not you haven't seen the original hellboy

844
01:54:22,480 --> 01:54:32,000
no never I shit it's like well we can't be bros anymore well podcast has ended

845
01:54:35,040 --> 01:54:41,360
shit that's his most like his most infamous role I'm sorry

846
01:54:41,360 --> 01:54:50,320
okay he played the silver surfer okay okay I know that

847
01:54:58,160 --> 01:55:07,920
damn it dude his like he there's a bunch that I know him from that I know you haven't seen

848
01:55:07,920 --> 01:55:21,280
but he is like infamous for wearing these crazy freaking outfits like he this man acts behind a

849
01:55:21,280 --> 01:55:28,960
mask like you don't know you would not recognize his face but you would recognize his outfits

850
01:55:28,960 --> 01:55:36,560
okay and it's just it's insane like how much shit he's been in where he's just covered up

851
01:55:36,560 --> 01:55:48,640
have you seen pan's labyrinth no damn it own it haven't watched it okay have you seen stuff from it

852
01:55:50,080 --> 01:55:56,800
no you haven't you so you know nothing about pan's labyrinth nope okay

853
01:55:56,800 --> 01:56:02,560
bitch you good yeah freaking bug got on me

854
01:56:05,360 --> 01:56:10,400
really need a freaking seal up my window I freaking have a wall unit in it and it's

855
01:56:10,400 --> 01:56:18,080
letting bugs in and it pisses me off okay well I thought you might have known Doug Jones but

856
01:56:19,040 --> 01:56:22,720
sorry to disappoint you do you know anything from hellboy

857
01:56:22,720 --> 01:56:33,200
no not really just Ron Perlman that's hellboy do you know his partner Abe Sapien nope okay well I

858
01:56:35,440 --> 01:56:41,600
never mind well I'm disappointed now yeah anyway that's who Doug Jones is

859
01:56:41,600 --> 01:56:54,080
oh shit so yeah freaking just iconic outfits all around and yeah all right last up we got personal

860
01:56:54,080 --> 01:57:03,760
scores so I'll take this one since you're signing this off okay I am not going to be signing this

861
01:57:03,760 --> 01:57:11,440
off okay I have a very freaking bug sorry got distracted it like was climbing on my wall and

862
01:57:11,440 --> 01:57:18,400
I was trying to like figure out what to kill it with and then it flew off oh yeah hell no I'd be

863
01:57:18,400 --> 01:57:28,720
out and I was trying to like figure out what to kill it with and then it flew off oh yeah hell no

864
01:57:28,720 --> 01:57:34,320
I'd be out I'd be out that door so fast

865
01:57:37,840 --> 01:57:45,120
yeah my feelings towards this movie it's not one at least not anymore that I actively seek out

866
01:57:45,120 --> 01:57:53,040
during the Halloween season but if someone wants to watch it I'm like totally game and I will sit

867
01:57:53,040 --> 01:57:59,840
through whatever part of the movie is on if I get there in the middle of watching it just want to

868
01:57:59,840 --> 01:58:07,120
start watching it if it's near the end middle whatever like I'll watch it well and it's it's

869
01:58:07,120 --> 01:58:20,160
one that I I highly enjoy I think the Sanderson sisters are amazing and like I said iconic as all

870
01:58:20,160 --> 01:58:34,640
hell like they are like a peak Halloween symbol in my eyes and with that I'm putting my personal

871
01:58:34,640 --> 01:58:47,360
score I'm gonna go 80 85 I think that's as high as I can go for for that one

872
01:58:47,360 --> 01:58:57,520
like don't get me wrong love it like love it to death but 85 I mean I feel like 85 still pretty high so

873
01:58:57,520 --> 01:59:05,280
yeah no no absolutely so much that I I'm gonna actually match on this one too

874
01:59:05,280 --> 01:59:13,920
god damn it my keyboard wants to work yeah so 85 for me as well I absolutely love it

875
01:59:13,920 --> 01:59:20,400
85 for me as well I absolutely agree with what Caleb said this is not a movie and at least

876
01:59:20,400 --> 01:59:27,840
anymore that I really seek to watch every single Halloween but yeah if someone is down to watch

877
01:59:27,840 --> 01:59:35,280
this I'm absolute game if like this is their first time watching it yep I'll be there because it's

878
01:59:35,280 --> 01:59:44,160
that good of a oh my geez Louise it's that good of a Halloween movie the three main actresses that

879
01:59:44,160 --> 01:59:53,280
play the Sanderson sisters amazing chemistry so good together it's just the the rest of the cast

880
01:59:53,280 --> 02:00:02,480
that brings the movie down just a tad but it is made up by other stuff so yeah 85 for me

881
02:00:02,480 --> 02:00:15,600
hell yeah all right well with that that brings us to the conclusion of this breakdown

882
02:00:16,800 --> 02:00:24,000
so the final Albrows letter grade for Hocus Pocus has come to a

883
02:00:24,000 --> 02:00:37,120
B all right I like it yeah a very very strong B as well it's it's sitting at an 85%

884
02:00:38,560 --> 02:00:47,120
like on the dot on the dot which I hit I doubt happens like ever yeah dude seriously that's

885
02:00:47,120 --> 02:00:56,080
awesome yeah so it is sitting on the exact same level as the oath which is funny enough as a

886
02:00:56,080 --> 02:01:07,440
Thanksgiving movie yeah that's funny but it puts it below the Lion King the remake okay

887
02:01:07,440 --> 02:01:15,840
puts it below or so Lion King was at an 85.1 so it's like barely above then it is below

888
02:01:15,840 --> 02:01:23,440
the unbearable weight of massive talent which is at an 85.37 it is below Harry Potter and the

889
02:01:23,440 --> 02:01:28,000
Sorcerer's Stone which is at an 85.43 it is also below Candyman and the

890
02:01:28,000 --> 02:01:38,160
exact same 85.56 but going the opposite direction Hocus Pocus is above the Matrix Resurrection

891
02:01:38,160 --> 02:01:46,160
which is at an 85.56 which is also below Candyman and the exact same 85.56

892
02:01:46,160 --> 02:01:53,360
but going the opposite direction Hocus Pocus is above the Matrix Resurrection

893
02:01:53,360 --> 02:02:02,480
which is at an 84.7 it is above Christopher Robin which is at an 84.56

894
02:02:04,480 --> 02:02:14,000
it is above Prey which is at an 84.43 and it is or it is also above Avengers Age of Ultron

895
02:02:14,000 --> 02:02:25,440
which is at an 84.37 and then finally it is above Solo a Star Wars story edit which is at an 84.21

896
02:02:26,320 --> 02:02:33,680
not bad yeah so the margins here are tight like tight tight tight

897
02:02:33,680 --> 02:02:43,120
like we're like Solo isn't even a full percentage away from it damn like Solo it so the difference

898
02:02:43,120 --> 02:02:52,160
between Solo and Hocus Pocus is literally 0.8 percent and then the difference between Solo and

899
02:02:52,160 --> 02:03:02,080
Hocus Pocus is literally 0.8 percent and then the difference between Solo and Hocus Pocus is literally

900
02:03:02,080 --> 02:03:15,200
0.8 percent. Shit damn and the difference between like our top B movie which is the

901
02:03:15,200 --> 02:03:22,480
The Force Awakens that's like the highest B that we have so far the difference between

902
02:03:22,480 --> 02:03:32,560
Hocus Pocus and The Force Awakens is also 0.8. Wow. So it's not even a full percentage

903
02:03:33,360 --> 02:03:41,200
difference which is why we love this system it just gives us like very like we're getting down

904
02:03:41,200 --> 02:03:53,680
to like the thousandths of a place and I love when that happens like a full percentage difference from

905
02:03:58,240 --> 02:04:08,320
Hocus Pocus going down would be Thor Ragnarok so Thor Ragnarok is a full percentage lower than

906
02:04:08,320 --> 02:04:19,280
Hocus Pocus. Damn. Yeah and then going the opposite direction getting a full percentage

907
02:04:19,280 --> 02:04:29,280
um Mr. Peabody and Sherman is a full percentage above Hocus Pocus. Okay. But Mr. Peabody and

908
02:04:29,280 --> 02:04:42,560
Sherman is is at a B plus. Oh okay gotcha. So like I said the margins are toit like toit toit toit

909
02:04:46,640 --> 02:04:49,920
but this is why I freaking love this system dude.

910
02:04:49,920 --> 02:05:01,360
I love how like how I love when our scores can be so exact like this.

911
02:05:03,120 --> 02:05:14,080
Like it just makes it so good like so interesting and I love that um that we are able to figure out

912
02:05:14,080 --> 02:05:20,640
where this one sat and I'm not the least bit upset about it. No I'm not either not at all.

913
02:05:22,720 --> 02:05:28,240
All right well I'd say that um we'll end this episode um if like we've heard and want to hear

914
02:05:28,240 --> 02:05:32,720
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915
02:05:32,720 --> 02:05:38,960
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916
02:05:38,960 --> 02:05:44,400
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917
02:05:45,760 --> 02:05:50,560
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918
02:05:50,560 --> 02:05:58,640
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919
02:06:00,080 --> 02:06:04,320
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920
02:06:05,040 --> 02:06:08,880
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921
02:06:08,880 --> 02:06:14,880
we did that I'm sorry it's been a long ass time dude yeah it's I'm starting to

922
02:06:17,600 --> 02:06:23,360
maybe it'd be worth trying to throw one in a tick tock that's not a bad idea

923
02:06:24,400 --> 02:06:36,160
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927
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928
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929
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931
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932
02:07:30,320 --> 02:07:36,560
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933
02:07:37,280 --> 02:07:41,520
that got copyrighted and you actually do want to make head over to our website and we can uh

934
02:07:42,560 --> 02:07:47,840
help you uh get that done um so yeah uh next week

935
02:07:49,600 --> 02:07:56,560
Caleb what are we doing next week uh next week we will be doing

936
02:07:56,560 --> 02:08:07,440
fingers crossed over the top with special guest ben bullman from the angry dad podcast yeah that's

937
02:08:07,440 --> 02:08:16,560
what it was I'm sorry which is funny because next week's his turn for the promo hey what a coincidence

938
02:08:19,200 --> 02:08:24,400
um but yeah uh so that will do it for this week um

939
02:08:24,400 --> 02:08:31,600
um wow I'm sorry until next time this has been the albros podcast I am Jonathan

940
02:08:32,320 --> 02:08:38,640
and I'm Caleb and we will see you guys next week I'm not even gonna try to do

941
02:08:38,640 --> 02:08:54,080
them I'm too I'm sorry I'm like too out of it to do it so see you deuces