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What's up bros, I'm Jonathan.

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And I'm Caleb.

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And we are a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews

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out there with as little bias as possible.

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Welcome to the All Bros.

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This week on the podcast we got nothing for 4K Spotlight, my wallet thanks us.

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Or thanks the internet, whatever.

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Or I guess the movie business?

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Yeah, let's go with that.

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One of those three.

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Yeah.

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So we'll be jumping straight into Through the Wall where we got a surprising second

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trailer.

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I didn't expect to get a second trailer this fast.

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Like god damn.

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I know, that's exactly what I thought.

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Yeah, considering the first trailer just came out a month ago.

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But hey, you know, I'm cool with it because honestly it's a better trailer and it gets

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you way more hyped for the movie and hopefully it silences some of the haters.

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Probably not.

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Yeah, true.

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But anyway, after that, we'll be moving onto our headliner of the evening which will be

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our breakdown of Disenchanted, the sequel to Enchanted.

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If you couldn't have guessed that.

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But yeah, what do you say we get started, Caleb?

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I say let's do it.

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Alright, so getting straight into Through the Wall, since we have nothing for 4K spotlight,

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we got the second trailer for the Super Mario Brothers movie today and holy shit, we got

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a lot to talk about with this one because oh my god, probably like the biggest reveal

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to me is the fact that like literally the ending is just a scene of Mario Kart and them

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on Rainbow Road and you freaking hear Chris Pratt just go, what does he say?

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Oh fuck, what is the line he says?

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He does like a classic Mario noise but I can't remember what it is.

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It's just a wahoo?

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That's what, okay.

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I built that up way too much but anyway.

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Man that sounded great, like honestly the first trailer did not, like I'm like okay

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you know Chris Pratt's voice sounds, you know, sounds okay.

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I think after a second trailer I'm going to get used to it.

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Yep, I'm completely sold.

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Like the way that they're doing Mario in this, yeah I'm completely sold on his voice.

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It absolutely works.

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Honestly shockingly, like don't get me wrong, Charlie Day's voice is working perfectly for

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Luigi for me but I feel like Chris Pratt's voice as Mario is actually working a little

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more for me and I didn't think I would say that but both of them are doing a great job.

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They're doing an incredible job.

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This is going to be a funky movie.

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It really is because you can tell that, like I know that so many people have a lot of hate

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of like all, like the casting for this movie being like oh why didn't you just bring back

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the original guy that played Mario to do all these voices.

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I get that but you know it's a big Hollywood movie.

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They got to sell this with voice actors.

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Not even that.

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Do you seriously want to listen to that voice for two, two and a half hours?

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Guess what?

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I bet you don't.

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If this is going to be two hours, holy shit that's a long animated movie but you know

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I don't know how long the movie's going to be so don't take my word for it there.

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It's just I assume it's going to be close to like two hours.

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I'm betting I'm putting money hour 45.

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I'll say it's a little closer to two.

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I'll say like an hour 50.

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Does that include credits or no?

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I'll say whatever the official runtime is.

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Does the official runtime include credits?

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I'll stick with my hour 50.

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I think I'll stick with my hour 45 because I feel without credits it's going to be like

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a little over 90 minutes.

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You got to think illumination too.

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Yeah, that's true.

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I feel that this trailer just showcases how much of a love letter this movie is going

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to be to like every single Mario game.

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Like just oh my god the visuals, the backgrounds.

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It's just like I felt like even though I didn't have a controller in my hand I felt like I

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was playing a freaking Mario game.

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And that's what I want to feel with a Super Mario Brothers movie.

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It feels like you can.

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It feels like this feels like it's going to be like the story of Mario from like beginning

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to where it currently is.

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Because obviously we're going to get to see Mario and Luigi be plumbers.

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Which is going to be awesome.

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I mean I know we got that in the original Mario movie but I know a lot of people have

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soft spot for that movie now.

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I haven't watched it.

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I've actually never seen it fully so I can't really comment on it.

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movie.

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It's barely a movie.

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So hopefully this is truly the Mario movie.

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But hey you got to give that movie props for the fact that like they gave Mario the last

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name.

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Like they're like they really are the Mario Brothers because you know it's Mario Mario

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and Luigi Mario.

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Dude that is probably the worst decision ever made.

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I still laugh.

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You know it's probably a close second.

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Just because I don't know.

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It's so it's what's the word uncanny or just like cringe inducing.

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Even though I really enjoy the movie in solo when he's like up he goes up to that guard

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and he's just like oh hey what's your name.

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Oh Han.

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Last name.

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Oh I don't have a last name.

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I run solo.

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Han Solo.

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I'm like Jesus Christ.

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He frickin did not.

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Like really.

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And like he looks up and like amazement like oh my god you just gave me my name.

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Roll credits.

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That made me want to frickin cringe.

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So those are the kind that's like the kind of same vibe that I got from something of

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like the Mario movie or like the original Super Mario Brothers movie.

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I got the same vibe from that that I didn't solo with that scene.

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But I mean like I said it seems like it's going to be like just a culmination of every

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Mario sequence.

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Like we're going to get like I said we're going to get like Luigi or Mario and Luigi

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as plumbers which is like their origin and then they're moving into the Mushroom Kingdom

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where it feels like the classic game where you have the frickin blocks and everything.

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And it's like a whole train.

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It's like a training montage for Mario eventually getting to the point where he sees like the

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fish area.

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Frickin Yoshi's.

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Oh my god.

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Like it's to see that.

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I honestly I don't know what it was that they were traveling through whether that's what

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the pipe travel looks like.

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But when Mario and Luigi are like flying through that like I don't know how else to explain

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it but just this this pipe I was getting some major Mario Galaxy vibes.

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Dude.

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Straight up like when Princess Peach was just like oh you know like there are so many galaxies

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out there.

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I'm just like is that a reference to Super Mario Galaxy or are we going to get an appearance

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from Rosalina in this movie.

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Huh.

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That'd be the shit.

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That would be amazing.

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And then we get frickin Mario Kart.

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Dude.

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Dude.

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Although I was disappointed I was disappointed that Luigi was not in there.

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At least I didn't see Luigi.

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I bet he will be.

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OK.

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I brought this up to Caleb after we both watched the trailer.

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It seems to me that from these trailers Mario and Luigi are not going to be spending a lot

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of this movie together.

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And I don't know how I feel about that.

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I could be wrong.

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But just the way that these trailers are.

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I think it's going to end up being like where they're kind of on two separate journeys where

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Mario's is kind of like the A story and Luigi's is the B story.

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And then they eventually get the B story.

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Yeah I know.

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But then they eventually like come together to like finish off the story because what

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I'm assuming happens is I don't even know what my guess would be.

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I think my guess would be that maybe there's like this.

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This is going to sound so stupid.

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But this is like my guess.

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There's going to be some sort of like prophecy or Bowser's going to be told something like

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given like talk to an oracle or some shit and be told that someone's going to like come

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and stop him and it will be like a man in red.

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Like one of those situations.

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I mean honestly he kind of does get into that.

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Like something like that when he's talking to Luigi.

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So I could totally see that.

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So I think he's getting some sort of prophecy.

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And he's like okay something happens to Mario and Luigi where they get sucked into the the

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Mushroom Kingdom where maybe like Toad goes out to to get them and then while they're

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coming back Bowser interferes and then they're somehow separated.

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And then Luigi's captured by Bowser for a short period of time ends up breaking out

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and kind of goes on his own adventure because I mean we see him facing off against like

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the dry bones and that would make a lot of sense.

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Yeah.

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So then Bowser himself does his own thing becomes frickin Luigi's Mansion Luigi and

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then gets like then gets like back together with with with Mario and then they go and

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do their Super Mario Brother team up while Mario is like training with Peach.

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Okay I think I can get behind that especially if they throw in some Luigi's Mansion.

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Oh yeah.

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I'm so sold.

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I think you can have like him go into like a spooky palace or a spooky castle like that

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and not give us ghosts.

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Yeah exactly.

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Like oh please give them this classic vacuum.

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What's the name of the professor from like Luigi's Mansion?

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Like what if we can I forget.

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Like what if he runs into him?

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Dude.

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Ah so many possibilities.

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I hate that this movie doesn't come out till April.

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Yeah I do.

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It looks like it's going to be so good but I like how they set Mario up to be like a

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badass at first when he's coming.

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Like I think some of his phrases don't really work with Chris Pratt's voice like when he's

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like let's go.

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I'm like yeah I was a little campy.

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Yeah just just a hair but when he like jumps up and it's like going to like smackdown DK

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and then he just grabs his face and smacks it like smacks him around.

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I thought that was freaking hilarious.

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That was amazing.

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I was hoping to hear I mean you hear like a little grunting from Seth Rogen but you

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actually you don't hear him talk.

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Yeah.

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Which I was hoping for but I'll take what I can get.

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At least we heard Anna Taylor Joy as the voice of Peach.

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I think she's doing great.

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Dude a lot of people were bitching about her look.

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Yeah I saw that too.

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They're just like oh it looks just like a classic illumination character.

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How?

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Freaking duh.

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Well no like like I'm trying to think of like other like female illumination characters

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and the only ones I can think of are Gru's kids.

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She doesn't look anything like them.

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She doesn't look anything like Gru's wife.

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Seeing they're all animals so of course she doesn't look like them.

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Even in freaking the Grinch or I feel even the Lorax even though I haven't seen the Lorax.

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No the characters look like her.

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So I think she looks really good.

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Yeah she looks great.

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She looks like Princess Peach.

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And dude if I see one more comment like they're just like oh my god yeah it looks so good.

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Princess Peach looks so good.

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But why isn't she getting kidnapped by Bowser?

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Why does every single Mario storyline have to revolve around Princess Peach getting kidnapped

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by Bowser?

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Yeah it doesn't have to start that way.

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Yeah.

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What's wrong with Peach like actually getting the chance to defend her castle?

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Alright I'm looking up so I just went on the IMDB page for this movie and they have like

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all of the like new character posters out.

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Like the first one is Luigi with all the dry bones and he's holding a flashlight which

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I feel is classic freaking Luigi's Mansion.

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But he's in like a spooky forest and everything so freaking A.

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Does it show the one?

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I don't know if it will.

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And what was it his name 3C Films I think on TikTok.

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He pointed out one of the Luigi ones just like sounds weird.

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It says you just got Luigi'd.

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Yeah that looks funky.

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What the hell is what is that supposed to mean?

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I think that's a stupid catchphrase that Luigi comes up with or will say.

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I swear to God if he says that I'm gonna freaking just pass out from cringe probably.

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They give us one for Donkey Kong which Donkey Kong looks great too.

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All of the character designs look amazing.

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Yeah I mean they're updated and just like a little have a fresher look about them but

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they look good.

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There's nothing wrong with any of them.

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They look fantastic.

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Yeah the one for Mario looks awesome.

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The one for Mario it's just him and like the mushroom kingdom like just surrounded by mushrooms

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with little toads kind of around him.

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Make sense.

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Let's see what the next one is.

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I'm pretty sure the next one's like Bowser.

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Yeah Bowser which looks awesome just has him with his castle behind him.

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And then Peach she has like the mushroom kingdom behind her.

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And she looks she looks great.

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I'm actually kind of glad that she's kind of stepping up to the plate.

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I am too.

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I love that.

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It kind of seems like she's carrying her weight a little bit.

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Yeah it's about damn time.

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I'm just kidding.

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And then let's see Toad.

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Toads is cool.

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Like he's in a field of the fire flowers with Mario.

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That's awesome.

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Yeah with Mario and Peach in the back like next to a campfire.

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That's that's freaking sick.

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But this movie looks like it's going to be stunning.

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It really just looks like a love letter to every single Mario game that has come before

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that has come before.

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I mean I know there's a movie but still.

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Like the fact that they're even throwing a freaking Mario Kart.

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Like oh my god.

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Yeah that's going to be the shit.

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Dude did you look at all the other posters but.

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Have you seen the poster where they're standing in front or Mario and Luigi are standing in

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front of their truck.

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Yes.

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Dude that looks so good.

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Yeah I think yeah you sent me the video that showcased all the posters.

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Yeah that one looks freaking incredible.

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The animation looks so crisp.

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Like oh my god.

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Yeah like anyone who's complaining about this is freaking like up their own ass.

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This is like the best animation I've ever seen from elimination.

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Oh dude hands freaking down.

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And gosh it's like.

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Freaking they look so good like.

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Like Luigi dude like oh my gosh.

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Right.

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Like oh my god.

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Like I freaking love how he looks.

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I don't love the whole you got Luigi thing but whatever.

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Don't get me wrong.

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Like I still appreciate though that they kept true to like Luigi's still just always slightly

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taller.

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Yeah.

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And he definitely doesn't he's definitely taller he doesn't have as much of a gut as

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Mario so I appreciate it.

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Just taller slimmer.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Dude I my my hopes for this movie are through the frickin roof.

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My mind too.

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After the second trailer like I I am nothing but stoked like honestly once these once they

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do presale tickets I think I'm buying them day one.

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I am so freaking excited for this movie.

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Dude same here.

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Oh freaking a dude the freaking posters that we were.

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Actually I think those are fake.

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Never mind.

346
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So you remember the posters that we originally saw like where it was like.

347
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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So that I thought were fake.

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They're on the IMDB so.

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I guess they're real.

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But that's not what they look like.

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Yeah.

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I mean I wish that elimination would have just taken those designs and also made posters

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like that of Mario and Luigi.

356
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Yeah.

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But.

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I'm.

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I could not be more excited about this movie.

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Honestly I think I'm taking Iris like if I can find like a viewing that doesn't have

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very many people.

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Yes.

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Like I think I'm taking her day one.

364
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Dude yes.

365
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Like that is going to be the.

366
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Yeah I might see if my buddy Ryan Ryan wants to take his daughter to.

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Because I know we were going to go see.

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We were going to take his daughter to go see.

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Oh my God what's that Disney movie.

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Strange World.

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But he feels she might not be able to sit through that one.

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So maybe she might have an easier time sitting through Mario.

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So definitely talk to him see if he wants to.

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Yeah.

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But.

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Dude and on you Taylor Joy's voice says Peach.

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She is so good.

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Like oh my God.

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Oh.

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Dude I.

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I can't wait for this movie.

382
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I am so freaking pumped.

383
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Everything that I've seen out of this has been a win.

384
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Yeah dude.

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I'm at a 10.

386
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Like this trailer put me at a 10.

387
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Yeah I'm just gonna put it right now.

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I am going.

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I'm actually at the point.

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I'm not going to watch any more trailers if they come out.

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As much as I want to hear Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong I'm on the same level as you man.

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Yep.

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I've seen all that I need to.

394
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Yep.

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I've seen enough.

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Honestly I think that's actually going to be like a nice surprise seeing the movie is

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actually hearing Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong.

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Yeah I'm going to I'm going to avoid.

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Like all the trailers from now on.

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Like.

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I just thought of something.

402
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What's that.

403
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What would you do if like Donkey Kong actually didn't speak in the movie.

404
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,560
All Seth Rogen did was just like the grunts and.

405
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I don't think that would happen.

406
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But what would you do if Donkey Kong did not talk.

407
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He just did the grunts and all that stuff.

408
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Did like the classic like.

409
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Oh.

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I feel that's kind of like nothing against Seth Rogen but isn't that kind of like over

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paying an actor.

412
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Although I guess they do pay frickin Vin Diesel just to say I am Groot.

413
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True.

414
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Dude now you got me questioning it because like.

415
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Donkey Kong doesn't talk in his games.

416
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People talk to Donkey Kong.

417
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That's true.

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I forgot.

419
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Son of a bitch.

420
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We might have just cracked this code.

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Shit.

422
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Like it's just going to be grunts and maybe like some chuckles like dude what if the only

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reason that they hired Seth Rogen is so we could get like a Donkey Kong laugh.

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You know what I would totally be OK with that if that's the case.

425
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I don't know why I never thought of that but that actually might be the case.

426
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Dude I didn't think of that either.

427
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I was like I was just thinking I'm like dude does Donkey Kong even talk.

428
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:16,720
But no like in it's in every game like Mario talks in his game.

429
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:23,200
I mean technically Bowser never talks either and he's he is talking in this one.

430
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That's not or does he.

431
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OK.

432
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In.

433
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So I've played I know this isn't set in the mushroom.

434
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Well kind of it's like partially set in the mushroom kingdom.

435
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Bowser.

436
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So I've played Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga and then they have another one that they in

437
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like Bowser's inside story.

438
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Bowser talks in that one.

439
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No shit.

440
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OK.

441
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Like he has like dialogue and stuff like you don't hear him talk you just hear a rrr and

442
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then that's it.

443
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And then like speech bubble and it's kind of the same thing.

444
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OK yeah because I think like they do the same thing in what game did you say.

445
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Super Superstar Saga.

446
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:13,720
OK because yeah they do the same thing in Mario the newest Mario and Sonic game when

447
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it's it's Bowser and Eggman versus Mario and Sonic.

448
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Yeah they do that same shit.

449
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Yeah so he has speech.

450
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Yeah yeah and then like Mario and Luigi like even though they're talking like gibberish

451
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they don't they speak like people understand them like we still get like dialogue for them.

452
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Do you like peach talks toe talks but I diddy Kong talks.

453
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Huh.

454
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I know cranky Kong talks.

455
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But I don't know if I've ever heard Donkey Kong talks.

456
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Dude like I literally know like nothing about the Donkey Kong franchise.

457
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All I know is Donkey and Diddy.

458
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That's it.

459
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I don't know any of the others.

460
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So the old like I'm assuming the old monkey that was standing next to Peach during Donkey

461
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Kong and Mario's battle.

462
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Yeah I'm assuming that's cranky Kong.

463
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Which cranky Kong is just kind of Donkey Kong's grandfather I think.

464
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OK but yeah he they Donkey Kong doesn't talk as far as I'm aware.

465
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I will have to so Braille has played more Donkey Kong games than I have.

466
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OK.

467
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She had like the like the GameCube growing up and Nintendo 64 and all that good stuff.

468
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OK.

469
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Yeah.

470
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Because like honestly I wasn't introduced because yeah I never played Nintendo really

471
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as a kid only at my friend's houses and mostly like honestly we just played Lego games together

472
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so it was never really Mario games.

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So like honestly I feel I wasn't introduced to not only Mario not Mario sorry to not only

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Donkey Kong but Diddy Kong until like freaking like I played Mario Kart Wii and Super Smash

475
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Brothers Brawl.

476
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:15,960
Yeah my so I played a Donkey Kong game on the I want to say the Nintendo DS.

477
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OK.

478
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And through that whole thing I like like I said people talked to Donkey Kong but I think

479
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Diddy was the one that was doing most of the talking and he was just like come on Donkey

480
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Kong or DK or whatever and then he they would go off but I don't think Donkey Kong ever

481
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talked so I think I'll be a little bit more upset if Donkey Kong does talk.

482
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You know what same because I would absolutely be OK.

483
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Just hear the whole freaking movie.

484
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That would make the movie that I have to give 100 for acting if that's what they ended up

485
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doing.

486
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I think that's why Rogan would be my number one favorite my number one pick for acting

487
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not Chris Pratt not Charlie Day.

488
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It's for yes.

489
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If Donkey Kong doesn't talk the entire movie I don't care what his performance is like

490
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he's number one for me.

491
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Even as calm as calling it Jack Black.

492
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Yep.

493
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Yep.

494
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We'll have to do top four because.

495
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Yeah.

496
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Because yeah.

497
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Number one is already set in stone.

498
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So I'm pumped.

499
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I'm so pumped for this movie dude.

500
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So are you out of 10 as well or are you.

501
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Absolutely.

502
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Now that we've come up with that theory about Donkey Kong.

503
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I'm so dude.

504
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Oh my God.

505
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Everybody listening to this just remember if Donkey Kong doesn't talk we are the ones

506
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that made that that revelation.

507
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Yep we called remember that.

508
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Yep we called it so no need to thank us.

509
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,760
So I think I'd be pissed if like at the very end he has dialogue.

510
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,760
It's like yeah.

511
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:10,440
Maybe he doesn't talk and then like an end or a mid end credits scene there just like

512
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:14,720
he has like conversations and I'm like damn it like Diddy Kong shows up and he's just

513
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:19,000
like Diddy son of a bitch.

514
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Damn you Nintendo.

515
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,080
Oh well anyway.

516
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:29,640
Yeah if you guys haven't seen this trailer go frickin watch it.

517
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,720
This is such an amazing second trailer.

518
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,600
Dude and you're cool.

519
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:39,840
Yeah I mean but I've never been cool so I probably don't know what cool is.

520
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:47,280
Oh man I'm beyond pumped and I could talk about this all frickin day.

521
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:56,320
Yeah same here but we should probably get into our headliner of the evening which will

522
00:27:56,320 --> 00:28:00,120
not going to spoil anything but we definitely had some more nicer things to say about the

523
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:02,160
Mario movie than this movie.

524
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:06,680
So without further ado Caleb what do you say we get into our headliner.

525
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:28,280
Say let's do it.

526
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:33,840
All right so for this week's headliner we'll be breaking down the two thousand and twenty

527
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:38,960
two sequel to enchanted disenchanted which you can watch right now on Disney plus it

528
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,280
is a Disney plus original.

529
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:46,880
Yeah so Caleb do you want to let everyone know how we break down a break down movies

530
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,600
on this podcast.

531
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,180
I would love to.

532
00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:55,600
If you are new to our breakdown system we have split movies into eight different categories

533
00:28:55,600 --> 00:29:01,600
that we individually score to come to a final all bros letter grade.

534
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:08,040
The eight categories that we score our story writing acting character development effects

535
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:13,720
music costumes and then we give our own personal score at the very end of those numbers get

536
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:19,920
magically added up and spit through our algorithm and give us a letter grade to compare this

537
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:29,840
movie to others of its kind as well as a percentage to compare this movie in like a hierarchy

538
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:39,000
like a list if you will where the margins are redonk you'll see close.

539
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:49,080
But yeah so if you guys have not watched disenchanted yet I'm about to spoil the whole damn thing

540
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:55,720
so if you don't want the sequel spoiled for you turn away now.

541
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,200
And if you're unsure you're probably fine.

542
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:06,920
Yeah because spoiler alert this movie just proves why this by enchanted did not need

543
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:10,360
a sequel it was a perfect one off film.

544
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:17,800
It's a yep like like so I had never seen enchanted up until actually today November 29th or wait

545
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:22,600
no I'm sorry I watched it yesterday November 20 never had seen it before but I freaking

546
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:26,280
fell in love with it I hate that I slept on this movie it's a freaking great movie Amy

547
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:31,280
Adams everybody's freaking great great I love it especially Susan Sarandon oh my god she's

548
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:39,600
breathtaking but anyway it's just such a great movie and then they turn out this sequel.

549
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:48,800
Yeah it one it's way too late considering that the first one came out in what 2013?

550
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:53,680
It came out a redonkulously long time ago.

551
00:30:53,680 --> 00:31:02,440
Like I love but I'm sorry 2007 yeah it came out way too long ago.

552
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:08,360
I love how in when you just put E N you don't even get enchanted first it's in Kanto that's

553
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,640
freaking hilarious.

554
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:15,520
Yeah 2007 dude.

555
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:21,440
Dude I can't believe that's the year that Spider-Man 3 came out and the Simpsons movie.

556
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:31,080
Holy shit yeah yeah oh and freaking dude TMNT also came out in 2007.

557
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:38,200
You screwed up Disney yeah very much so I mean this move like enchanted like we said

558
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:45,600
great this movie you kind of missed the ball I think there's some other things that you

559
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:51,720
have released more recent that deserve a sequel not this.

560
00:31:51,720 --> 00:32:01,720
Yeah yeah like honestly but you know we're kind of getting ahead of ourselves here so

561
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,720
let's let's get into this plot.

562
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:09,760
Alright ten years after the events of the first film Giselle Robert and Morgan Phillip

563
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:14,800
are living happily together with their newborn baby Sophia.

564
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:15,800
Excuse me sorry.

565
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:20,360
However life in Manhattan is starting to drag on them so Giselle plans to move the family

566
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,440
to Monroeville a suburban town.

567
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:31,200
The moving brings poor first experiences for them their new house needs to be renovated.

568
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:36,960
Wait I thought that they didn't they know that it needed to be renovated.

569
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,960
Yeah the way that they're pointing out there is done.

570
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:45,880
I don't know what their deal was like they moved into an unfinished house.

571
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:52,840
Yeah okay I'm sure that the landlord would have given them like another month or two

572
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:57,520
at their apartment but whatever or I mean I don't know if they were renting they might

573
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:01,360
have bought that it might have been his own apartment but whatever.

574
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,720
I don't know how how those work.

575
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:09,560
Yeah I do I don't know how do for how much New York apartments cost I have no idea and

576
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:14,680
honestly I don't want to know because like literally you have to take out two mortgages

577
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:19,080
just to be able to freaking afford rent for a New York apartment.

578
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:25,880
Dude it's ridiculous how like I'm so afraid of New York because of how expensive I hear

579
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,160
it is.

580
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:35,760
Yeah dude same here like I would literally have to I don't even like maybe if I was a

581
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:40,320
lawyer or some shit like that yeah I could probably live in New York but other than that

582
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,360
yeah I can't afford that shit.

583
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:49,800
A lawyer or a doctor that's that's how I could afford living in New York.

584
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:56,480
So apparently they do sell I'm just I'm just looking it up right now like apartments in

585
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:05,040
New York they so they do sell apartments like ones that you can buy.

586
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,760
How about breaking no.

587
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,440
How bad.

588
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:15,080
Whatever you think but worse.

589
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:19,280
All right just tell me.

590
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:26,080
I want to get like an exact number on like square footage and space and all that.

591
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:29,240
All right do you want me to keep reading while you figure that out.

592
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:30,240
Okay.

593
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:31,240
Oh you got it.

594
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:32,240
Okay.

595
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:33,240
Yeah.

596
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:36,320
All right let's hear it.

597
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:42,600
Okay it doesn't have square footage available.

598
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:51,200
Damn but it does so it's a studio apartment with one bathroom.

599
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:55,600
Okay dude speaking of like the whole one bathroom what I'm think have you seen those New York

600
00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:01,680
apartments that are literally like the rent is like decently cheap for New York but literally

601
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:06,880
they all the tenants on the same floor have to say share the exact same bathroom.

602
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,880
They don't have a bathroom in their apartment.

603
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,840
Yeah it's a community bathroom.

604
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:15,000
That's Spider-Man 2 and Spider-Man 3 level shit.

605
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:19,880
Yeah dude if that I'm sorry I need I don't care how much more I have to pay in rent I

606
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,560
have to have my own bathroom in my apartment.

607
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:25,280
I am not doing a community bathroom for that.

608
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:29,160
Yeah absolutely not.

609
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:40,920
Okay so I have to assume so I'm looking so this is a building on whatever like 31st Street

610
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,800
is so this is like I'm assuming the heart of New York City.

611
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,780
Oh God.

612
00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:52,920
So I have to assume so a two-bedroom apartment is 856 square feet.

613
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:53,920
Okay.

614
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:58,200
A one-bedroom is 499 square feet.

615
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:04,320
I can only assume that a studio apartment is less than 500 square feet.

616
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,800
Yeah I would assume so.

617
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:13,440
Okay so less than 500 square feet which is not a lot.

618
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:14,440
No.

619
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:24,320
Like I'm trying to think that's less than half of my place in Provo.

620
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:28,920
Geez Louise oh my god.

621
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:34,680
Yeah that's probably the two so that's probably the two bedrooms combined into one and the

622
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:35,680
bathroom.

623
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,720
Oh good lord.

624
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:42,640
And even that might be over the 500 square feet.

625
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,040
That's pushing it.

626
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:53,760
Yeah anyway so a studio apartment with one bathroom what do you think the rent would

627
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,400
be on that?

628
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,400
2400.

629
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,360
35?

630
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,920
42?

631
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:09,200
43.

632
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,000
Like a little lower?

633
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,000
43.

634
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,320
Oh my god.

635
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:22,160
I'm paying almost $4500 a month to barely have any walking room?

636
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:23,560
Yep.

637
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,560
I could probably.

638
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,440
And that's without a bedroom.

639
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:28,440
Oh my god.

640
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,720
That's a studio freaking apartment.

641
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:40,720
If you want a good amenity like a freaking bedroom that takes your rent up another thousand.

642
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,540
So literally you can't have a living room.

643
00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:45,000
It's just like walk in here's my bedroom.

644
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000
That's it.

645
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,660
Yeah pretty much.

646
00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:50,600
Does it even have a freaking kitchen?

647
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:55,840
Uh let's see.

648
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,560
I'm going to assume no.

649
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:03,000
That's like bullshit if they don't even give you like a freaking fridge and a stove.

650
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,560
Like come on.

651
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,480
Yeah they're showing all like the amenities.

652
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,120
They don't have like a floor plan.

653
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,480
Ah damn.

654
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,440
Come on bastards.

655
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:20,200
Oh okay.

656
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,560
That is horseshit.

657
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,280
So it's not even like a full kitchen.

658
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:31,240
It's kind of like what we have in my house.

659
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:35,840
Where it's like a sink, oven, and fridge all along one wall.

660
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:36,840
Okay.

661
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:37,840
Um yeah.

662
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:42,360
But let me guess half the size?

663
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,360
Easily.

664
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:52,000
Dude we have maybe I won't say triple but over double the size.

665
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,520
Jesus.

666
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,460
So one bedroom.

667
00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:58,960
So a one bedroom apartment.

668
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,960
How much so like I said it's a thousand more.

669
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:08,560
So on the low end of the spectrum you're paying $52.50.

670
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,400
Oh my god.

671
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:15,460
On the high end you're paying $56.25.

672
00:39:15,460 --> 00:39:17,700
And don't even get me on a two bedroom.

673
00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:22,680
Two bedroom, 856 square feet.

674
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:29,280
So that's actually really close to the first place in Provo that I lived.

675
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,280
Okay.

676
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,280
I remember that one.

677
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:40,020
There I was paying $850 maybe $900.

678
00:39:40,020 --> 00:39:45,160
You want to take a guess at the freaking cost of a two bedroom one bathroom apartment in

679
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,160
New York?

680
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,160
$7500.

681
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,160
$7500.

682
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,040
Dude you're right on the freaking money.

683
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,280
I don't like being that close to $10,000.

684
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,760
Yeah $7530.

685
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,200
Oh my god.

686
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:01,640
I'm paying almost $10,000 for a two bedroom apartment?

687
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,640
A month.

688
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:15,520
Caleb just had to make that very clear.

689
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,520
New York sucks.

690
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:21,960
Dude, freaking Grace Randolph from Beyond the Trailer.

691
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,560
I don't know how you afford to live there.

692
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:26,680
Like I love your content.

693
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:30,880
Like literally I've followed you since I've like started watching YouTube.

694
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:38,120
God damn how the hell do you afford it out there?

695
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,600
I'm just curious what...

696
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:44,040
Dude, you could freaking...

697
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:51,520
You could live in a Holiday Inn for cheaper than you can live.

698
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,840
Oh good lord.

699
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:59,540
Like I just looked just to see what like a Holiday Inn in like Manhattan or like near

700
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,680
Times Square is.

701
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:05,640
$169 a night.

702
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,600
That's actually like really cheap in my opinion for New York.

703
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:15,320
Yeah so let's just for shits and giggles, $169 a night for a month.

704
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,440
So let's say 30 days.

705
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,880
That's still like five grand.

706
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:20,880
Nevermind.

707
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:21,880
Damn it.

708
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:22,880
Alright.

709
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,720
How much space is that though?

710
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:31,360
Like...

711
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:32,360
Because Holiday Inn...

712
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,440
That's still more than a studio apartment.

713
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,440
Probably.

714
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,200
Oh my gosh.

715
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,200
You can get it for...

716
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,720
Let's see.

717
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:47,120
You can get it for like $150 if you go through MuseTrip.

718
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,120
Hell yeah.

719
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,120
Yeah.

720
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,120
You...

721
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:55,720
New York, you can go jump in a creek or fall into the ocean for all I care.

722
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:56,720
Damn.

723
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:59,720
Oh my god.

724
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,200
Anyway.

725
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,720
Yeah.

726
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:03,720
If they...

727
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:14,920
And the idea of building... or not building... buying an apartment, you can go to actual

728
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,920
hell.

729
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:20,440
Oh shit.

730
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:25,880
Anyway, they have enough to afford a frickin' castle after selling their apartment.

731
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,840
Yeah.

732
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:28,840
So um.

733
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:34,560
See how they said their new house needs to be renovated, Robert has to commute to continue

734
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:38,480
his job, and Morgan feels like an outcast at her new school.

735
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,400
Classic cliche teenage problems.

736
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,080
Okay dude.

737
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,680
That...

738
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:50,120
I don't like using this term.

739
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:57,080
This just shows how pussywhipped Robert was.

740
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:02,560
He has to commute at least an hour, right?

741
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,560
Yeah.

742
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:04,560
Yeah.

743
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:11,880
So he has to commute two hours a day for his wife that just got a little overwhelmed with

744
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:12,980
the city.

745
00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:18,320
His daughter didn't want to move to the countryside.

746
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:23,640
Which like, there's no good reason why they moved there other than...

747
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:24,640
Yeah.

748
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,520
I've got one good reason.

749
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:28,520
What's that?

750
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,680
Amy Adams.

751
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,960
Come on, Amy Adams is hot.

752
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,600
I'm just gonna say that right now.

753
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:41,480
She is arguably like the hottest redhead working today.

754
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,480
You know what?

755
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:43,480
When you're right, you're right.

756
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,160
I'll give you that.

757
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,120
I'd probably commute a couple hours for Amy Adams.

758
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,120
See?

759
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,600
Does it make me smart?

760
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:54,600
He didn't say that.

761
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,600
And does it make me smart?

762
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:57,600
No.

763
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:01,600
But fair enough.

764
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:08,040
When you hit me with that perspective, like, yeah, I get it.

765
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,040
Okay.

766
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,440
Oh shit.

767
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:16,680
King Edward and Queen Nancy visit from Andalasia to present them with a wish-granting wand.

768
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:22,440
Giselle meets Malvina Monroe, the arrogant head of the town council, and learns that

769
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:27,840
she is hosting a fairy tale-themed ball where Malvina's son Tyson is the ball's elected

770
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:28,840
prince.

771
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:33,000
To help Morgan fit in, Giselle tries to get her elected as the ball's princess but ends

772
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:38,560
up unwittingly embarrassing Morgan, resulting in a falling out between the two.

773
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:43,620
After consulting with her chipmunk friend Pip, Giselle decides to use the wand and wishes

774
00:44:43,620 --> 00:44:46,660
her family's life to be a perfect fairy tale.

775
00:44:46,660 --> 00:44:52,160
By the next day, the town has transformed into a fantasy kingdom called Monrolasia.

776
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:57,240
Morgan is happy with their new life, and Robert believes himself to be a brave adventurer.

777
00:44:57,240 --> 00:45:00,200
Malvina is now the town's evil queen with magical powers.

778
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:04,320
Giselle also discovers, uncharacristically, Hottie.

779
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,320
Sorry.

780
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:12,840
Giselle also discovers, uncharacristically, Hottie behavior and finds pleasure in mistreating

781
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:13,840
Morgan.

782
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:17,520
Realizing that she is slowly turning into a wicked stepmother, Giselle asks for help

783
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,000
from the magic wand's instruction scroll.

784
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:24,680
The scroll reveals that Giselle's wish is using up Andalasia's magic to change the real

785
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:29,040
world into a fairy tale and that it will become permanent after midnight.

786
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:33,960
Malvina learns about the magic wand and enlists her two servants, Rosaline and Ruby, to steal

787
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:34,960
it.

788
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:40,240
The scroll tells her that the wand can only be used by a true Andalasian.

789
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:43,960
Giselle realizes that without the wand, she will lose herself to her wicked side, so she

790
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:48,200
convinces Morgan to save themselves before sending her to Andalasia.

791
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:53,800
There, Morgan learns that the kingdom's magic is transported to Monrolasia through a vortex,

792
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:59,320
and once the spell becomes permanent, Andalasia will be gone forever.

793
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:03,800
Nancy and Edward suggest that Morgan use the magic of the memories to remind Giselle of

794
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,080
her true self.

795
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,720
Morgan recreates a childhood drawing of their family tree with pictures of their shared

796
00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:12,680
memories then heads back to the real world with Nancy.

797
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:18,040
Giselle now under the influence of her evil personality, challenges Malvina for the royal

798
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,320
title of Monrolasia.

799
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:26,560
Giselle sends Pip, who has been turned into a tabby cat, one of the worst CGI cats I've

800
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:32,080
ever seen, to steal back the wand while also sending Robert on an assumed futile search

801
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,440
for Morgan.

802
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:37,960
At the ball, Giselle and Malvina engage in a magic duel, with the former easily overpowering

803
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,280
the latter.

804
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:44,160
Morgan and Nancy meet up with Robert and Tyson before rushing into the town hall to stop

805
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:45,280
the duel.

806
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:50,240
Morgan tosses her drawing to Giselle, who rips it, but the magic within brings the memories

807
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:53,620
to life, restoring Giselle to normal.

808
00:46:53,620 --> 00:46:58,820
Not wanting the spell to be broken, Malvina takes Morgan hostage and demands the wand

809
00:46:58,820 --> 00:47:00,400
in exchange.

810
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,400
Giselle surrenders the wand and Malvina breaks it in two.

811
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:08,640
As midnight approaches, everything from Andalasia begins to disappear, including Giselle herself.

812
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:13,920
While Robert and Tyson head to the top of the clock tower to delay the final chime,

813
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:18,920
Giselle tells Morgan that by being her daughter, she is a true Andalasian, therefore capable

814
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,680
of using the wand.

815
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:24,200
Morgan wishes she were home with her mother, just as Malvina attempts to make the clock

816
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,240
tower chime before it was destroyed.

817
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:31,160
Morgan awakens in their house and finds everything normal again, only she and Giselle are aware

818
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,760
of the events while everyone else believes it to be a dream.

819
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:38,840
Giselle apologizes to Malvina for stepping over her plans, with Malvina allowing Giselle

820
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,680
to join her council.

821
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:45,000
Sometime later, Robert has moved his practice to Monroville, Morgan and Tyson have started

822
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:57,400
dating and Nancy and Edward arrive for another visit to the Phillips in their now happy life.

823
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,400
Don't get me wrong.

824
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,000
Sorry, you go ahead.

825
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:06,440
Nope, I love where you're going.

826
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:13,080
Don't get me wrong, I really enjoyed seeing these characters come back.

827
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:20,560
Amy Adams once again kills it, but this movie did not need a sequel.

828
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:30,040
The Enchanted just ends it so perfectly with, oh my god, Prince Edward and what's Adina

829
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,040
Maddow's character?

830
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,040
Nancy.

831
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,040
Nancy.

832
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:37,720
They get married in Andalasia, they live happily ever after.

833
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:42,200
Giselle and, oh my god.

834
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:43,200
Robert.

835
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,560
Robert, I'm sorry, I'm horrible with names.

836
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:54,120
Giselle and Robert and Morgan live happily ever after in their apartment.

837
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:58,280
Giselle becomes like a real mom to Morgan, which is wonderful.

838
00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,440
I love that.

839
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,640
It's such a perfect ending.

840
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:08,160
And then we get the sequel that you get Morgan being a teenager and her being like, oh, she's

841
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,840
not my real mom.

842
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:16,680
I love how at the beginning she is calling her mom.

843
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:17,680
Seems like everything's fine.

844
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,520
And then halfway through she's just like, she'll never be my mom.

845
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,720
She's just my stepmother.

846
00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:25,760
How can you just not realize that, dad?

847
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:31,720
Dude, this movie was so freaking cringy.

848
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:37,600
I never really, no, I never wanted to see teenage Morgan.

849
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:44,960
I didn't need that storyline of, oh, now that Morgan's a teenager, it changes Giselle's

850
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:48,600
total view on what she wants and her happily ever after.

851
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:54,200
And then really, was there a point of them even having a child together?

852
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,960
I honestly already forgot their daughter's name.

853
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,800
Didn't add anything to the story.

854
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,600
She was just there.

855
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:11,280
Also, did she look, I know this will go into effects, but she looked like CGI in some scenes?

856
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:12,280
A little bit, yes.

857
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,280
Okay.

858
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,280
Okay.

859
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:15,280
I'm not the only one.

860
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:19,160
Like she legit looks CGI.

861
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:26,520
And then freaking Patrick Dempsey's character, what's his name again?

862
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:27,520
Robert.

863
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:30,920
Dude, he was a complete and utter buffoon.

864
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:31,920
Yeah.

865
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,840
I was telling Caleb, you didn't even need him in this sequel.

866
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:39,560
This is like a slap in the face to Patrick Dempsey, who is an amazing actor.

867
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:43,080
But they literally did nothing with his character in this.

868
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:50,200
Basically, once the whole fairy tale thing takes over, he's just like, oh yeah, I gotta

869
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,760
go on an adventure to be the man of the house.

870
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,040
And that's literally all that you get from him.

871
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,040
Like, cool.

872
00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:04,160
Dude, they just needed to change one aspect to him to make him infinitely more interesting.

873
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,360
What's that?

874
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:11,640
They just had to give him his memories of the real world.

875
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,080
Yes.

876
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,080
That's all you had to do, people.

877
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:22,880
You just had to give this lawyer that doesn't know any better, like you could have had the

878
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,560
exact same storyline.

879
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:30,240
It would have been way funnier if he knew what the hell was actually going on.

880
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:35,640
Like if his memory wasn't altered, where he remembered like, oh, this isn't right.

881
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:39,600
That would have made it so much funnier in my mind.

882
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:40,600
Yeah.

883
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:41,600
No, I agree.

884
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:46,440
Even the part where he's like trying to like vanquish the foul beast, even though like

885
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:50,200
that whole scene is like played for comedy, I didn't laugh once.

886
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:51,660
I didn't either.

887
00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:56,840
I think it would have been funny if they, like I said, if he had his memories of the

888
00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:02,760
real world and was just trying to like play along with this storybook fantasy and just

889
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:05,640
like, okay, guess is what I have to do.

890
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:07,480
And then that would have been so great.

891
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:08,480
Yeah.

892
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,080
How funny would that have been?

893
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:15,840
Dude, I was going to laugh my ass off of when he gets blown away by the beast as he's like

894
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:16,840
flying through the air.

895
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,920
I'm like, God, imagine if like he just like got burned to a crisp and died.

896
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:25,480
Imagine if that was how ballsy that would have been at Disney.

897
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:26,560
Congratulations.

898
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:31,040
You killed your husband.

899
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,040
Good job, Giselle.

900
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,440
We're all so proud of you.

901
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:40,000
Dude, this movie, like you said, did not need to happen.

902
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,120
It fell all over the place, too.

903
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,760
It really did.

904
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:49,280
Like, um, like it never seemed to follow one person for very long.

905
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,960
Like we got a little bit of Giselle and then she kind of got put to the back burner for

906
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,640
a little while.

907
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,000
And then it followed Morgan for a little bit.

908
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,480
And then like, he's just jumping around from person to person.

909
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,820
I'm like, frickin pick a lane.

910
00:53:02,820 --> 00:53:09,240
I feel the three that it really tried to focus on were Giselle, Morgan and Malvina.

911
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:15,360
Those were the three that it really tried to like balance the focus on, but it didn't

912
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:16,360
work.

913
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:17,360
Nope.

914
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:24,160
Take a, take a note from the first one where they only focus on Giselle.

915
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,360
That's how it should be.

916
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:26,360
Yeah.

917
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:30,440
You focus on one character and give like a side B story.

918
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:31,440
Yeah.

919
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:40,200
Like honestly, I think this would have worked with pure focus on Giselle and maybe Robert.

920
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,800
Yes.

921
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,840
Yeah.

922
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:49,320
But I think you just, they just tried to balance way too much and get like what you said, give

923
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:52,720
us a story that's completely unnecessary.

924
00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:54,160
Yeah.

925
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:55,640
Yeah.

926
00:53:55,640 --> 00:54:00,040
That really sucks saying because the first one is so, so good.

927
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,040
Yeah.

928
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:05,200
But it's like the, like you said, the first one ended perfectly.

929
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:08,200
And then it's like, Oh, but here's a little road bump.

930
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:09,200
Boop.

931
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:12,040
Oh, now we're back to happily ever after.

932
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,400
Can we talk about the ending of this one though?

933
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:19,560
How, when they close the storybook, you see, I think it's a fly or, or no, it's a, it's

934
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:24,080
a, uh, oh my God, is it a firefly that closes the book?

935
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,440
And it actually like winks at the camera.

936
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:30,760
I'm like, I swear to God, if there's a third one,

937
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,520
Where can you take a third one?

938
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:33,520
Worst.

939
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,520
Yeah.

940
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:35,840
I'm like, you did not just fricking wink.

941
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,320
No, do not try to set up a third one.

942
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:41,340
Cause there's literally nowhere else you can go with this.

943
00:54:41,340 --> 00:54:44,600
Like Morgan and Giselle have an understanding.

944
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:48,480
Um, Robert's just there.

945
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,040
I'm sorry.

946
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:54,840
He is like, he actually had a story in the first one.

947
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,600
He actually had character development in the first one.

948
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:01,240
He has nothing in this sequel.

949
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:12,000
Honestly, if, if, if this movie was to have, if, or if this movie just like needed to be

950
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:16,440
made, you know what it, it needed to do?

951
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:23,200
It needed to go to Andalasia and focus on Edward and Nancy.

952
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,720
I would have loved that.

953
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:25,720
Yeah.

954
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,720
Like Giselle.

955
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:32,800
Like Giselle, Robert and Morgan have to go to Andalasia to help Edward and Nancy because

956
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,040
they are having marital problems.

957
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,040
Yeah.

958
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:37,040
That, you know what?

959
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:42,120
And honestly, that would actually make a lot of sense considering that, you know, she's

960
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,400
coming from the real world.

961
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,400
He's an animated character.

962
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:50,960
To him, it only like true love, you like all, uh, you know, you, you see someone that, oh,

963
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:52,580
true love, true love's first kiss.

964
00:55:52,580 --> 00:55:53,580
That's all you need.

965
00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:58,920
Um, whereas in like the first one, um, Giselle realizes, you know, like, Hey, you know, like,

966
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,000
that's not really all it takes to actually love someone.

967
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,840
You need to actually get to know them, you know, go on a date, all that stuff.

968
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:09,960
Um, and I would have loved to see Robert, not Robert, I'm sorry.

969
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:17,520
Um, Nancy's version of that being like, Hey, you know, I kind of, we might've rushed into

970
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:18,520
this.

971
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:21,240
I don't know if this is really going to work out.

972
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:26,440
And like you said, yeah, bringing, uh, Robert and Giselle into Andalasia and yeah, that

973
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,400
would have been a way better idea for a sequel.

974
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,400
Yeah.

975
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:30,400
It would have made sense.

976
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:31,400
You could have kept the name and everything.

977
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:32,400
Yeah.

978
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:38,720
And you just needed to make the 2d animation not suck.

979
00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:39,720
Yeah dude.

980
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:45,280
When, uh, fricking, um, like when it first, uh, showcased, um, Andalasia in the beginning,

981
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,960
I'm like, okay, I get where Caleb's coming from.

982
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:50,660
Doesn't look as good as the first one, but it's not bad.

983
00:56:50,660 --> 00:56:54,760
It's when, uh, Morgan like is transported into Andalasia.

984
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:55,760
I'm like, yeah.

985
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:59,320
Um, yeah, this is definitely not as good as the first one.

986
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:00,320
Yeah.

987
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:03,200
Like, and we will be getting into that.

988
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:10,720
Um, but dude, the story was just so lazy.

989
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:20,120
Like honestly, another, I hated, um, because I love these two actresses and I liked the

990
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:24,400
characters that they were, but I just wish I feel that they were just throwaway characters

991
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:29,920
was, um, Oh my God, her, uh, Oh, Rosaline and Ruby.

992
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:30,920
Yeah.

993
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:31,920
Yeah.

994
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:32,920
They fricking sucked.

995
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:33,920
Yeah.

996
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:38,520
Like I love the actresses and like, they actually like banter off of each other very well, but

997
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,880
their characters are just so wasted.

998
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:42,360
Mm hmm.

999
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:48,360
Gosh, dude, this could have been such a good movie and one that actually felt like it needed

1000
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:49,360
to be told.

1001
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:50,360
Yeah.

1002
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:53,360
Looking at you, Hocus Pocus too.

1003
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:54,360
Yeah.

1004
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,120
What the hell is up with fair?

1005
00:57:56,120 --> 00:58:02,640
Well, no, I mean, like it sucks that like we got two, um, I'm sorry to say straight

1006
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:10,180
to Disney plus sequels this year that one were far too late and two were not even close

1007
00:58:10,180 --> 00:58:12,360
to as good as the original.

1008
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:14,120
Yeah.

1009
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:15,440
That really sucks.

1010
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:20,600
Dude, they, they need better.

1011
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:24,720
I don't know like what the hell they're thinking, but they need better writers.

1012
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:26,280
They really do.

1013
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:35,800
Like I hate that studios, uh, like honestly Disney think that, Oh, just because, uh, it's

1014
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:41,280
going straight to Disney plus, it literally can just, uh, be, uh, written by someone that

1015
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,440
would do Disney channel movies.

1016
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,320
And that's like nothing against Disney channel movies.

1017
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:49,400
Some of them are actually really good, but when I think of a sequel to Hocus Pocus or

1018
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:53,760
enchanted, no, I want it actually as well written as the first one.

1019
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:56,920
I don't want a Disney channeled sequel.

1020
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,400
I want an actual true sequel.

1021
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:00,400
Yeah.

1022
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:06,400
This is the fricking bullshit that I felt with like any Disney sequels.

1023
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:10,480
Like there are not very many Disney sequels that are better than the original.

1024
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:14,040
There's some, like I think the Peter Pan like returned to Neverland.

1025
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:16,360
I love that one as a sequel.

1026
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,360
That one is really good.

1027
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:23,640
I, I, like I said, I dare say, I think it's better than Peter Pan.

1028
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:27,360
Like, um, but can we count Pixar or just Disney?

1029
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:31,920
I'm going to suggest Disney cause Pixar does a decent job.

1030
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:32,920
It does better.

1031
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:34,120
It does better than Disney.

1032
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:38,480
I think the only Pixar movie that like the sequel is like exceeds the first one in every

1033
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,960
way to me is Toy Story 2.

1034
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:43,760
Fair.

1035
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,160
But I'll give you the other ones.

1036
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:46,160
The other ones.

1037
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,160
Yeah.

1038
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:48,160
It's unfortunate.

1039
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:57,240
Like, dude, like I understand that you're like making this for children, but why does

1040
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,760
that have to affect your quality?

1041
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:00,760
Yeah.

1042
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:04,760
I hate to tell you people, kids are very smart.

1043
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,760
You don't have to dumb shit down for them.

1044
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:07,760
Yeah.

1045
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:10,080
Like they're going to, like, I don't know.

1046
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:16,840
I feel like as an adult, a lot of those movies are for me in a way because I have to sit

1047
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:19,360
and watch them with my children.

1048
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:20,360
Yeah.

1049
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:21,360
Well, yeah.

1050
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaking of, did you show Iris either of Enchanted or Disenchanted or do you feel still a little

1051
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:28,360
too young for him?

1052
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,360
Uh, we didn't.

1053
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:33,720
We, so me and Braille watched Disenchanted on our own, but we did watch Enchanted with

1054
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,640
her and she, she seemed to like it.

1055
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,000
Like she loved the songs.

1056
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:45,960
Yeah, um, but this, this song, this fricking movie, we'll get into this with music.

1057
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,160
Dude, I love that.

1058
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:51,240
Um, I, I saw in the fricking, like on the Wikipedia page, this is, uh, the director

1059
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:55,480
pointed out, oh yeah, we, we absolutely wanted to have more songs in this one than the first

1060
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:56,480
time.

1061
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,120
Like, yeah, that was your first mistake.

1062
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:01,640
The first one had, the first one had a perfect amount of songs.

1063
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:02,640
Yeah.

1064
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:05,680
Even though they were like repeat.

1065
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,160
I was okay with it.

1066
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:08,160
Yeah.

1067
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:14,560
But it, it was, I'm going to say it's just unfortunate.

1068
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:20,200
I had, I had decent hopes for this, but this isn't something that I would like, like this

1069
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:23,280
is something I would turn on for my kids and then leave the room.

1070
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,280
Oh yeah.

1071
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,520
I don't see myself going back to watch Disenchanted.

1072
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:27,520
Enchanted?

1073
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:28,520
Oh, absolutely.

1074
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:32,480
Like I kick myself for, like I'm amazed that I don't think they've released this one yet

1075
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:33,960
on 4k Disney.

1076
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:34,960
What the hell?

1077
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:37,680
Um, but when they do, I'm definitely buying it.

1078
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:40,700
Cause I, I mean, I can't buy it on Blu-ray right now, but I think I'm just going to hold

1079
01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:41,700
out for the 4k release.

1080
01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:44,240
Cause I feel that there's gotta be one soon.

1081
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:48,520
Um, but yeah, that one will absolutely be watched occasionally.

1082
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:50,840
This sequel, it's a one and done.

1083
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:51,840
I'm good.

1084
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:52,840
Yeah.

1085
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:57,440
The only reason that I would watch this again is if my kids just happened to turn it on.

1086
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:58,440
Yeah.

1087
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,600
It's like Iris is just like, Oh, I watched Enchanted.

1088
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:01,600
Let's watch Disenchanted.

1089
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:02,600
Yeah.

1090
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:09,040
I was like, or alternatively, we can watch anything else.

1091
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:10,040
It's like, what?

1092
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:11,680
I don't know what you're talking about.

1093
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,200
There was never a sequel to Enchanted.

1094
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:15,920
It was just a one movie.

1095
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:19,160
Dude, it was bad.

1096
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:23,560
I think that would be the only, the only good time to lie to Iris.

1097
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:24,560
Yep.

1098
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:25,560
I agree.

1099
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:34,680
I don't know where exactly I'm sitting with story here.

1100
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:43,080
Cause like I said, it like, the story itself was very cliche, but it wasn't done well.

1101
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:44,080
No.

1102
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:48,520
It was a clea, like you said, cliche story, but just did not do well.

1103
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:55,760
It would jump from character to character in such like a jumbled, almost disorientating

1104
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:56,760
way.

1105
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:58,840
Cause it jumped to them at random times too.

1106
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:02,280
I'm like, I don't give a shit what Morgan's doing right now.

1107
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:03,280
Yeah.

1108
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,920
Oh, so frustrating.

1109
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:05,920
Yeah.

1110
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:13,280
It's like, I want to see what the hell or actually that's not true.

1111
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:18,840
I felt when she pushed Morgan, I was like, okay, let's follow Morgan now.

1112
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:19,840
Nope.

1113
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:20,840
Nope.

1114
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:22,360
Don't get to see her for another 20 minutes.

1115
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:23,360
Yeah.

1116
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:27,760
You freaking, we followed Giselle doing her bullshit musical number with Maya Rudolph.

1117
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:28,760
Yeah.

1118
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:33,080
Dude, whenever like they would have Robert show up, I'm like, oh, hey, I forgot you were

1119
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:34,080
in this movie.

1120
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:35,080
Yeah.

1121
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:36,080
Oh, we thought you were dead.

1122
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,080
Yeah.

1123
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,080
Oh yeah.

1124
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:39,080
You actually do have a storyline.

1125
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:42,320
Good to fold me.

1126
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:43,320
Yeah.

1127
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:50,040
It's just a classic example of an A story being bad, a B story being bad, and then trying

1128
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:51,320
to throw in a C story.

1129
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,720
That's kind of fun, but not.

1130
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:54,720
Yep.

1131
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:57,160
It did not work.

1132
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,600
Shit.

1133
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:04,680
I'm at a 70.

1134
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:08,280
I'm at like 67.

1135
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:09,280
Completely fair.

1136
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:14,360
All right, moving on over to writing.

1137
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:17,160
It wasn't any better.

1138
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:20,840
It was not any better.

1139
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:30,560
It was like you said, like, or like we've already stated, it's just cliche, just dumb

1140
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:31,560
writing.

1141
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:35,080
Like it felt like the writers didn't put any effort into it.

1142
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,080
Like, seriously.

1143
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:43,600
Well, OK, there's like one, it's not really even smart, but at least that she called it

1144
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:46,920
out when Morgan, it's like her first day at school.

1145
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:52,000
And you know, since they have, so when they first get to their house, there's a sweet

1146
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:58,720
moment where Giselle shows Morgan her room, how she decorated, how pretty it looks, like

1147
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:00,040
she decorated to her liking.

1148
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,200
It looks really, really nice.

1149
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:04,880
You can tell she put a lot of care into it and Morgan loves it.

1150
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:09,680
But then, excuse me, you know, movie got a movie.

1151
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:12,200
So she flips on the light.

1152
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:13,200
She flips on the light.

1153
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:16,360
And of course, you know, the electricity is not good.

1154
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:21,440
So it starts a fire and it burns all of her clothes.

1155
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:25,760
And so on her first day, Morgan can't wear any of her clothes.

1156
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:29,120
So she has to wear some of Giselle's clothes, which, you know, like have like all flowers

1157
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:33,400
on them, all skirts, no pants.

1158
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:37,760
And of course, like the cool girls or the popular girls point out, oh my God, like look

1159
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:40,560
at all the flowers that are on her dress.

1160
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:43,760
Like oh my God, is she in like elementary school or something?

1161
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:46,360
I don't think like they said it like that.

1162
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:47,360
Or did they?

1163
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:50,400
They might have, for all I know.

1164
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:51,800
But I did appreciate that she-

1165
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:53,400
Such bullshit classic bully dialogue.

1166
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,240
And it was horrible.

1167
01:05:55,240 --> 01:06:00,120
It was, but I appreciate that she pointed out like, oh God, you know, like classic, you

1168
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:02,720
know, popular girls pointing out this kind of-

1169
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:06,800
I forget exactly what line she says, but she does point out the cliche.

1170
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:07,800
I'm like, okay.

1171
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,480
That doesn't make it better.

1172
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:14,840
It doesn't, but for some reason, like I appreciated that.

1173
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:17,160
I know, but okay.

1174
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:22,000
For me, that just points out that the writers knew what the hell they were doing and didn't

1175
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,120
fix it.

1176
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:28,280
They tried to back it up and you're just like, no, no, you should have just taken it out.

1177
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:29,360
Yeah.

1178
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:32,080
Like I hate that cliche.

1179
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:35,440
Like dude, people picked on me in high school.

1180
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:37,480
He was never that blatant.

1181
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:40,520
Yeah, dude, same here.

1182
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:43,560
Like I couldn't tell when people were talking about me.

1183
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:48,240
Like I just accidentally would stumble across a rumor about me and be like, oh, who started

1184
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:49,240
that?

1185
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:50,240
Yeah.

1186
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,320
Like that's what would fricking happen.

1187
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:56,120
Like not people being like, oh, look at him.

1188
01:06:56,120 --> 01:07:01,560
There was this, speaking of like people commenting on like what you wear, there was this old lady

1189
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:05,320
that started chatting up with me.

1190
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:11,200
And she like, this like pissed me off what she said.

1191
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:15,080
She commented on how I don't understand why, you know, like people that are in their like

1192
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:20,120
thirties or forties, I see them wearing these like superhero shirts with like Thor and Iron

1193
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:21,120
Man.

1194
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,120
Like, come on, like grow up.

1195
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:25,280
Like you can watch the movies, but I don't understand why you have to like wear it on

1196
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,280
your shirt.

1197
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:27,280
Come on.

1198
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:28,280
You're supposed to be an adult.

1199
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:29,280
Don't act like you're still a kid.

1200
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:30,800
I'm like, screw you, bitch.

1201
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:33,600
Like I'm going to wear whatever the hell I want.

1202
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:34,600
Yeah.

1203
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:38,320
Like 90% of my wardrobe is superhero attire.

1204
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:39,400
And that's awesome.

1205
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,040
I love that.

1206
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,040
I'm basic.

1207
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:43,280
Like I don't really see.

1208
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:44,760
This is what's weird about me.

1209
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:48,640
Like I love like designs on my like hoodies, like pullover hoodies, you know, like I got

1210
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:49,640
some all bros.

1211
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:52,280
I even got like some Ghostbusters Hawkeye that shit.

1212
01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:54,160
I love those on pullover hoodies.

1213
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:58,200
Shirts though, like I really don't have a lot with like designs on them.

1214
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:01,640
It's mostly just like plain V-necks or like the polo shirts.

1215
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:04,880
I'm basic when it comes to just shirts, but hoodies I'm not.

1216
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:07,640
I keep my shirts basic too.

1217
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:13,280
Like all of my all bro shirts are designed the same way where it's the, the, our normal

1218
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:18,920
logo like the red and blue or red, white and blue logo on the front, like on the pocket

1219
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:19,920
area.

1220
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:23,680
And then the back has like whatever artwork that I'm like super into.

1221
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:24,680
Yeah.

1222
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:25,680
See?

1223
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:29,600
I'm like, yeah, when she said that I'm like, screw you.

1224
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:30,600
Yeah.

1225
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:34,960
She, like, she like literally got into the kids, probably never going to visit you in

1226
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:35,960
the home.

1227
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:42,360
They put you in seriously, dude, like straight up and like fricking, um, she, she was just

1228
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:45,520
shitting on our generation.

1229
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:50,880
And I'm just like, okay, I'm sorry that we can't be exactly like you were.

1230
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,040
Times change.

1231
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:53,040
We have to adapt.

1232
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:54,040
Um, yeah, it must be nice.

1233
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:57,680
Do you want these apples or not?

1234
01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:05,800
I don't have time to sit and talk to you about our generation.

1235
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:06,800
Crazy bitch.

1236
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:08,800
It's like, yeah.

1237
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:15,560
So it's like, come, come back to me when you're actually able to pay for a house out of pocket

1238
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:21,000
instead of having to take out two mortgages, um, in this day and age.

1239
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,000
Yeah.

1240
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:23,000
Frickin hell.

1241
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:28,880
Dude, there's some old people that I really like and then there are others that I just

1242
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:30,640
cannot stand.

1243
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:31,640
Yeah.

1244
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:32,640
Right.

1245
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:36,840
Like, I hope your nurses are mean to you.

1246
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:43,240
Oh dude, like straight up.

1247
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:49,320
But anyway, getting back to, you know, cliches.

1248
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:50,680
Yeah.

1249
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:52,400
Which is just complete, just straight.

1250
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:55,080
That should be the definition of the writing of this movie.

1251
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:56,080
Cliche.

1252
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:57,080
Yeah.

1253
01:09:57,080 --> 01:10:01,200
Cliche and self-aware because they knew what they were doing, but they, they still chose

1254
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:04,200
to go the stupid route.

1255
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:07,280
Yeah.

1256
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:10,000
It's like they didn't put any thought into it.

1257
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,000
They didn't.

1258
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:15,720
Like where, where's the love that I felt the first one had?

1259
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:18,640
Yeah, dude, straight up.

1260
01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:21,400
The first one just seemed to had so much care.

1261
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:25,880
They wanted to tell a very good fairy tale story, which it did.

1262
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:28,000
But this sequence was just like.

1263
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,120
Was it cheesy?

1264
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:30,960
Was the dialogue cheesy then?

1265
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:31,960
Absolutely.

1266
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:35,040
I feel though it works though, because she was just.

1267
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:36,520
Yeah, it absolutely worked in its favor.

1268
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:37,520
Yeah.

1269
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:41,200
She had just got, yeah, she just got transported out of a fairy tale story.

1270
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:44,840
That makes complete sense that it's going to be that kind of writing.

1271
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:50,040
This one, considering that she's been living in New York City for 10 years, the writing

1272
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:54,320
that is around her and even the writing that comes out of Giselle's mouth or the lines

1273
01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:55,320
that come out of her mouth.

1274
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:57,400
It shouldn't be this cliche.

1275
01:10:57,400 --> 01:11:04,080
You've had 10 years to adapt to how New Yorkers talk, how us in this world talk.

1276
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:06,280
Yeah, come on.

1277
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:12,880
Dude, and I am calling bullshit on Morgan still being in school.

1278
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:14,840
Yeah.

1279
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:16,960
Like how old do you think she was?

1280
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:20,720
And I thought she was like 9, 10.

1281
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:26,160
I think that's what she was supposed to be, because in this one, yeah, she's 16.

1282
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:29,840
But it's actually like they, I think they actually said that if you're like going off

1283
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:33,360
like the actress's age, yeah, she was like eight or nine.

1284
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:37,760
And considering that this takes place 10 years later, she would have been about 20 years

1285
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:38,760
old.

1286
01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:40,940
So yeah, she would have been graduated from high school, everything.

1287
01:11:40,940 --> 01:11:41,940
So it would have made sense.

1288
01:11:41,940 --> 01:11:46,340
This, I mean, this goes into acting, but the actress that played Morgan in the original

1289
01:11:46,340 --> 01:11:49,640
one was actually recast in this movie because the actress that they replaced her with is

1290
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:51,640
closer to the age that they were work.

1291
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:53,320
They wanted her to be.

1292
01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:58,760
But yeah, the fact that they're just like, oh yeah, 10 years later.

1293
01:11:58,760 --> 01:11:59,760
You know what?

1294
01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:00,760
I forgot.

1295
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:01,760
I forgot.

1296
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:05,040
They actually do say that Morgan is six and enchanted.

1297
01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:06,640
All right.

1298
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:08,000
She looked older than six.

1299
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:11,240
She was absolutely older than six.

1300
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:15,240
But okay, if they establish that that she is sick.

1301
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:19,640
I do remember them doing that because they her and her dad were talking.

1302
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:24,160
I forget what they were talking about in a cab ride.

1303
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:26,560
But she's just like, yeah, I'm only six.

1304
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:29,920
Why am I supposed to understand that or some shit like that?

1305
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:30,920
Okay.

1306
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:33,640
I'll, I'll let that slide then.

1307
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:34,640
Yeah.

1308
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:41,040
But so that's the reason why I guess that they wanted to recast.

1309
01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:45,200
But yeah, anyway, we'll save that for acting.

1310
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:49,080
But yeah, the writing is so cliche.

1311
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:50,680
It's so cliche.

1312
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:52,680
It's not good.

1313
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:55,360
I think it's better than the story though.

1314
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:57,600
Yes, I would agree with that.

1315
01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:59,240
But like not by much.

1316
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:01,520
I'm only going up like a point.

1317
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:05,160
Seventy one.

1318
01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:07,960
I think I'm going to go a little bit lower than you.

1319
01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:10,960
I think I'm going like a 70.

1320
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:13,560
I mean, that's three points higher for you.

1321
01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:14,560
Yeah.

1322
01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:21,800
So it like the reason I'm going to 70 is because it was just below average.

1323
01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:29,480
Like my, my, my scale or the way that I do it is like my, my baseline is 75 and you're

1324
01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:32,320
working from a 75.

1325
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:33,320
I like that.

1326
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:37,200
And it's just, and then like, if it's a little bit above average, you can get up to like

1327
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:40,320
an 85 and it's like really good 90.

1328
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:46,480
So it's just a little bit below average just because of the cliches.

1329
01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:54,720
But I think I properly hit the, my critique on that in my, in the story.

1330
01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:55,720
Yeah.

1331
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:57,760
So I mean, just dialogue itself.

1332
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:03,400
I'm not going to hit it too hard or too much harder.

1333
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:04,400
Yeah.

1334
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:06,080
All right.

1335
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:15,000
In acting we have Amy Adams who played Giselle, Patrick Dempsey who plays Robert, Maya Rudolph

1336
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:25,600
who played Malvina, Gabriella Baldaccino who plays Morgan, James Marsden who plays Edward,

1337
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:30,400
Adina Menzel who plays Nancy.

1338
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:32,000
And then we'll throw in the other two.

1339
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:38,840
Yvette Nicole Brown who plays Rosaline and Jemma Mays who plays Ruby.

1340
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:43,800
I was telling Caleb this because apparently I am very bad at recognizing Adina Menzel.

1341
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:46,120
I think it's because the bangs.

1342
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:48,160
That's what was throwing me off.

1343
01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:55,800
I straight up thought that they recasted her character for this movie, but no, she plays,

1344
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:56,840
she plays her in both movies.

1345
01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:58,320
I had no idea.

1346
01:14:58,320 --> 01:14:59,320
Yep.

1347
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:03,520
Yeah, it was, I'll say this.

1348
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:09,240
My biggest complaint about the first one is that they did not use Adina Menzel to her

1349
01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:12,040
fullest potential.

1350
01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:13,040
They didn't.

1351
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:17,680
I mean, I'm sure considering that came out in 2007, I don't know if she was really singing

1352
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,040
that much back then.

1353
01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:21,120
So that could be the reason why.

1354
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:22,120
I don't know.

1355
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:23,720
She's professionally trained.

1356
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:24,720
She, okay.

1357
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:27,120
Cause I mean, Frozen came out what?

1358
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:28,880
Like five years after that?

1359
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:29,880
Yeah.

1360
01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:32,840
I'm pretty sure she's on Broadway now.

1361
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:34,400
Oh shit.

1362
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:35,400
Okay.

1363
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:36,400
Yeah.

1364
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:40,520
So I mean, she's had some serious acting or not act.

1365
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:43,840
Well, I guess acting or singing.

1366
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:46,120
Like if she's on Broadway.

1367
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:51,240
Yeah, no, no, you got a point.

1368
01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:58,320
But yeah, I will say I am glad that they used her a little bit more for singing in this.

1369
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:05,800
And I do think her songs were probably the best.

1370
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:06,800
Yeah I'll fully admit.

1371
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:16,000
I liked her memory song better than I'm sorry to say, Giselle got.

1372
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,000
Yeah.

1373
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:21,240
Like, dude, how were they cringy?

1374
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:22,240
Yeah.

1375
01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:26,440
And like, why are you going to do Amy Adams dirty like that?

1376
01:16:26,440 --> 01:16:27,440
Yeah.

1377
01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:32,560
Like she can sit, she like like a Dina Menzel in my opinion, Amy Adams also has a voice

1378
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:33,560
of an angel.

1379
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:34,560
Yeah.

1380
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:39,960
I mean, she's not as professionally trained or whatnot, but true.

1381
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:47,440
What's throwing me off like really bad is how, how the hell they pulled it off at the

1382
01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:52,440
first one, but couldn't snap the ball on time with this one.

1383
01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:53,520
Yeah.

1384
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:58,080
Like when she went to go sing in this one, it was awkward.

1385
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:00,120
Yeah it really was.

1386
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:03,400
Like and I know that's the point because that's how the first one is like, Oh, do you guys

1387
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:06,040
just like break in a song whenever you can?

1388
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:08,420
No, but it was awkward.

1389
01:17:08,420 --> 01:17:13,920
So okay, with the first one, when she started singing, I felt awkward for Robert.

1390
01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:15,880
Okay, yeah, that's true.

1391
01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:18,920
With this, I felt awkward for her.

1392
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:26,000
Yeah, that which is, it felt like in the first one also like how like everyone joined in

1393
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:29,520
like with, with a lot of her numbers, no one joined in on this one.

1394
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,520
Yeah, no one.

1395
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:34,300
They're just like all looking at her like what the hell, like especially the guy that

1396
01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:39,600
like she takes the broom from when she's doing like the song that she sings at the new house,

1397
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:43,760
like the look that he gives her, especially even when he, she gives her at her back, he's

1398
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:47,680
just like the full lady and then just goes back to work.

1399
01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:50,640
Like calm your ass down, dude.

1400
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:51,920
You're in a musical.

1401
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:54,120
It felt so odd.

1402
01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:57,200
It was, it was, it was bad.

1403
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:58,200
Yeah.

1404
01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:03,920
Cause I think it's even Morgan that says the line, Oh, do you, I can't remember who says

1405
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:10,800
the line, but someone says the line in this movie that, Oh, do all you and Alasians just

1406
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:14,800
sing whatever, whenever you're trying to get a point across, like you don't talk.

1407
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:18,360
And one of them is just like, yep, when we can.

1408
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:21,200
I think that was Edward that that's that was, yeah.

1409
01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:22,200
Okay.

1410
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:24,200
That, which I mean, that was funny.

1411
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:25,200
Yeah.

1412
01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:26,200
Yeah.

1413
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:27,200
That was actually funny.

1414
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:28,200
All right.

1415
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:36,560
Who, what's your, what's your top three?

1416
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:50,320
Number three, I would, I would probably give to, it's freaking tough.

1417
01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:51,320
Isn't it?

1418
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:52,320
It is.

1419
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:53,320
Okay.

1420
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:54,320
You know what?

1421
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:58,520
Number three, I'll give to, God damn it.

1422
01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:01,520
This is hard.

1423
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:02,520
Okay.

1424
01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:03,520
Sorry.

1425
01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:06,720
I'm sorry, cause I always forget her name.

1426
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:07,720
Sorry.

1427
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:08,720
One second.

1428
01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:09,720
I apologize.

1429
01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:10,720
Okay.

1430
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:11,720
You know what?

1431
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:17,240
I'll just, I'll save number three for, for last number one.

1432
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:19,560
Absolutely Amy Adams.

1433
01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:24,400
She she is definitely doing her best in this movie.

1434
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:29,820
It's she is not as good in this one as she was in the first one, but it is not her fault

1435
01:19:29,820 --> 01:19:30,820
in my opinion.

1436
01:19:30,820 --> 01:19:31,820
Nope.

1437
01:19:31,820 --> 01:19:38,440
It is the script that she was giving given if she is trying her best so much, she is

1438
01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:43,200
trying so hard, but unfortunately, uh, the script lets her down.

1439
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:50,680
Um, I will say the only thing that she said that I actually like laughed at was when she

1440
01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:57,080
realized like her situation, like when she, uh, realized that she was like turning into

1441
01:19:57,080 --> 01:20:01,160
the evil stepmother and she's just like, Oh my gosh, my hair is so high and my shirt is

1442
01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:02,160
so low.

1443
01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:05,480
I'm like, that made me laugh.

1444
01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:09,840
And then I like after that, I was just like, there wasn't very much that made me laugh

1445
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:10,840
after that.

1446
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:11,840
Yeah.

1447
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:16,040
Like, eh, that's, that's well done.

1448
01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:19,920
Um, number, uh, can I actually do four?

1449
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:21,240
Is that okay?

1450
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:22,240
Yeah, sure.

1451
01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:23,240
Okay.

1452
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:28,240
Uh, number two, it's the same thing with Amy Adams or like, I feel the same thing with

1453
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:29,720
this actor with Amy Adams.

1454
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:35,800
I give it to James Marsden as Edward, like he is doing his best with what he's given.

1455
01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:41,760
He's still so great as Edward, but he's barely given anything to work with this movie and

1456
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:46,680
it sucks cause he was so incredible in the first one, just like Adams, but he's barely

1457
01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:49,240
given Jack shit to do in this movie.

1458
01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:54,720
Um, this is exactly why I think he should have been the focus of this one.

1459
01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:55,720
Yeah.

1460
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,360
Like, come on.

1461
01:20:57,360 --> 01:21:03,200
Um, and then number, number three and four, like it's not, I would say it's like almost

1462
01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:05,960
tie, but I feel like I liked number three, just a little bit more.

1463
01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:11,400
Um, three and four I would give to Yvette Nicole Brown and then for Jemma Mays.

1464
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:15,000
Is it, is it Jemma or Jemma?

1465
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:16,000
Jemma.

1466
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,000
Jemma.

1467
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:22,520
I love, I love these two actresses and I really wish that the characters were written better

1468
01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:24,960
because I love what they were trying to do with these characters.

1469
01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:29,360
I laughed whenever they were on screen together, they bantered off each other so well.

1470
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:32,120
Yvette, she is so good at comedy.

1471
01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:34,480
Like if you've seen Drake and Josh, her is Helen.

1472
01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:35,560
She's fricking incredible.

1473
01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:37,480
She's one of the best parts of that whole show.

1474
01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:42,360
Um, and this one, she just absolutely delivered once again with her being like her, the true

1475
01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:45,480
right hand, um, to Meyer Rudolph's character.

1476
01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:47,760
Um, just how she just took her shit.

1477
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:55,560
Um, I especially love the part where towards the end, like, um, when, um, she's, um, Maya's

1478
01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:59,840
talking to Amy Adams and, um, she sees that her C is vacant.

1479
01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:00,840
She like starts leaning towards it.

1480
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:03,840
She's like, not your C. Okay.

1481
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:06,080
Just the little shit like that.

1482
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:07,280
Like I fricking loved it.

1483
01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:12,560
I love those two and I just wish that they had more to do and I just wish that the characters

1484
01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:13,760
had more of a purpose.

1485
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:16,680
They really were just there to compliment Maya.

1486
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:18,760
I know that was kind of the point.

1487
01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:22,000
Um, and I did find it funny that both of them get turned into toads.

1488
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:25,840
That was kind of, that was a slap in the face for Rosaline that she really thought Ruby

1489
01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:28,120
was the only one that was going to become a toad.

1490
01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:33,040
Cause she thought that she was, um, what is her actual name?

1491
01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:36,960
Uh, Malvina's favorite, but it turns out she really hated them both.

1492
01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:39,920
Um, they, well, she thought they were both dumb.

1493
01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:45,080
Um, so yeah, that, that's my top four.

1494
01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:47,280
That's fair.

1495
01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:53,640
Um, my number one, I think I'm actually going to give to James Marsden.

1496
01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:55,720
Dude, I don't blame you.

1497
01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:56,720
I love it.

1498
01:22:56,720 --> 01:23:03,560
Cause I like, he was the only one that like consistently felt exactly how he did in the

1499
01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:12,020
first, even though he was animated like way worse, like his, his voice like still projected

1500
01:23:12,020 --> 01:23:16,520
and he still like acted like how Edward was.

1501
01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:18,760
So I loved it.

1502
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:25,520
Amy Adams, I'm giving a close number to like really fricking close because again, she did

1503
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:28,600
the best she could with what she was given.

1504
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:30,120
Yeah.

1505
01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:33,000
And unfortunately what she was given was not very good.

1506
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:34,000
No.

1507
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:41,080
Um, my number three, surprisingly, I'm going to give to Gabriella Baldacina who plays Morgan.

1508
01:23:41,080 --> 01:23:43,600
That's absolutely fair.

1509
01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:53,240
As cheesy as her acting or not acting, her dialogue was, I think she played it off pretty

1510
01:23:53,240 --> 01:23:55,920
well.

1511
01:23:55,920 --> 01:24:01,760
Like all like my writing issues have nothing to do with how she delivered the lines.

1512
01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:04,800
They had everything to do with what was being said.

1513
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:07,600
Yeah, that, yeah, that's fair.

1514
01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:12,960
I think she did a fantastic job, like kind of playing that like Cinderella role.

1515
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:14,760
It was really fun.

1516
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:15,760
Yeah.

1517
01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:16,760
Yeah.

1518
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:17,760
I agree.

1519
01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:18,760
Yeah.

1520
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:21,240
So that's what my top three looks like.

1521
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:22,240
I like it.

1522
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:23,240
All right.

1523
01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:27,440
What are you sitting with, uh, with your acting score then?

1524
01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:35,320
I would say that I am probably a little, I am higher, um, than both story and writing,

1525
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,760
that's not by much.

1526
01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:45,880
Um, so acting, I'll go a 75.

1527
01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:48,600
That's actually exactly where I was sitting too.

1528
01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:49,920
Hell yeah.

1529
01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:53,520
It was just as average as average can get.

1530
01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:55,320
Yeah, it really was.

1531
01:24:55,320 --> 01:25:00,400
And it's the writing's fault because you have a really good cast, like a great cast.

1532
01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:01,400
Yeah.

1533
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:05,680
Just the writing just doesn't give them the due that they deserve.

1534
01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:06,680
Yeah.

1535
01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:09,160
You jacked up royally.

1536
01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:10,160
Yeah.

1537
01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:18,560
First off, like, yeah, first off, you did not have to give, um, Giselle a baby.

1538
01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:21,560
Completely unnecessary.

1539
01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:22,560
So wasteful.

1540
01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:23,560
Yeah.

1541
01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:25,960
It's like the baby was just kind of like sidelined.

1542
01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:29,120
Like you freaking handed her off to the fairies to watch.

1543
01:25:29,120 --> 01:25:30,120
Yeah.

1544
01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:37,200
Seriously though, which I got to say, uh, the fairies were creepy.

1545
01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:38,200
Yeah.

1546
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:42,480
Like, so, and not in like, like, Ooh, they scare me away.

1547
01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:47,360
It's so the, they get out of the fricking moving van or their vehicle, like getting

1548
01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:50,880
into their new, getting to their new house.

1549
01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:56,840
These three women are like, come in, like, they don't even introduce themselves and they're

1550
01:25:56,840 --> 01:25:59,220
just kind of like, Oh, what a cute baby.

1551
01:25:59,220 --> 01:26:03,400
If you ever need someone to watch them, I don't know you stranger.

1552
01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:07,840
I feel like get out of my house, get out of my house, get out of my house.

1553
01:26:07,840 --> 01:26:08,840
Yeah.

1554
01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:13,960
I was like, uh, about no.

1555
01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:15,800
And then it was like, Oh, they turned into fairies.

1556
01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:16,800
I'm like, okay.

1557
01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:23,580
Like, so you, you set them up to be fairies and it was just, since when do fairies come

1558
01:26:23,580 --> 01:26:25,240
across as that creepy?

1559
01:26:25,240 --> 01:26:26,240
Yeah.

1560
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:32,320
Like the human forms, like they were in there for no other purpose than to take care of

1561
01:26:32,320 --> 01:26:34,440
the baby, like get the baby out of the way.

1562
01:26:34,440 --> 01:26:35,680
So guess what?

1563
01:26:35,680 --> 01:26:37,360
Get rid of the baby.

1564
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:39,800
Yeah, exactly.

1565
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:42,000
I get you're trying to be like sleeping boot.

1566
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:46,640
You're trying to throw in a reference to sleeping beauty, but no, you didn't need to.

1567
01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:47,640
Yeah.

1568
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:52,960
Like you could have had the fairies still in this movie without the baby.

1569
01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:53,960
Yeah.

1570
01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:57,240
It would have been fine, but freaking stupid.

1571
01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:58,240
Yeah.

1572
01:26:58,240 --> 01:26:59,240
Absolutely stupid.

1573
01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:09,000
Um, yeah, I was trying to think of like this other thing that felt bad, but whatever.

1574
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:17,360
Um, so yeah, acting, sitting at 75 character development.

1575
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:20,440
There was not a lot.

1576
01:27:20,440 --> 01:27:21,640
No.

1577
01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:32,000
Um, and I feel what ruins the character development for me is the fact that the, the first movie

1578
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:38,000
sets because I'm sorry, I have to relate the way that this sequel is told to the first

1579
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:39,600
movie because it's a sequel.

1580
01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:41,080
You're going to compare it to the first one.

1581
01:27:41,080 --> 01:27:43,080
That's how a sequel works.

1582
01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:49,460
So the fact that in the first one, I feel it is set up very well that Morgan accepts

1583
01:27:49,460 --> 01:27:54,880
Giselle as a mother figure more so, not even like a really step mom, but she sees her as

1584
01:27:54,880 --> 01:27:58,440
more of her mom because she didn't really, she didn't really even know her mom.

1585
01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:00,480
Her mom just walked out on them.

1586
01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:05,200
Um, so considering that, you know, Giselle actually reads her bedtime stories.

1587
01:28:05,200 --> 01:28:07,000
She takes her shopping.

1588
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:11,400
She does like, she's like a true motherly figure to her.

1589
01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:14,040
Like I said, she considers her, her mom.

1590
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:18,720
And then in this one, even though I get, she's a teenager, but still we do a freaking one

1591
01:28:18,720 --> 01:28:22,960
80 of her being like, Oh no, she's just a stepmother to me and that's all she'll ever

1592
01:28:22,960 --> 01:28:23,960
be.

1593
01:28:23,960 --> 01:28:26,200
Um, and so that sets into effect the care.

1594
01:28:26,200 --> 01:28:27,200
Oh, sorry.

1595
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:29,280
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

1596
01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:30,640
Yeah.

1597
01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:33,520
I thought her mom died.

1598
01:28:33,520 --> 01:28:36,080
No.

1599
01:28:36,080 --> 01:28:38,480
Her mother walked out.

1600
01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:39,760
Yep.

1601
01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:40,760
Why?

1602
01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:47,360
Why in the actual hell would you not use that?

1603
01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:49,000
Yeah, right.

1604
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:50,000
Yeah.

1605
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:54,080
Cause yeah, I thought, uh, yeah, I thought that she had died too.

1606
01:28:54,080 --> 01:29:00,160
But then when they're in the first one, uh, Patrick Dempsey and her sitting down at dinner,

1607
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:05,540
um, he points out like, Oh, you know, uh, you know, love sometimes you're a happily

1608
01:29:05,540 --> 01:29:06,960
ever after doesn't exist.

1609
01:29:06,960 --> 01:29:11,840
You know, I thought I was getting one with, with my wife, but then I realized once I really

1610
01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:13,900
got to know her that I didn't.

1611
01:29:13,900 --> 01:29:18,040
And then, you know, she walked out and of course I had to take full responsibility of

1612
01:29:18,040 --> 01:29:20,600
Morgan.

1613
01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:23,600
That's your movie.

1614
01:29:23,600 --> 01:29:25,600
Right?

1615
01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:33,200
That what in the, that's the fricking movie right there.

1616
01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:37,680
That son of a bitch.

1617
01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:40,480
How do you, I thought, okay, I thought the mom died.

1618
01:29:40,480 --> 01:29:44,480
I thought, okay, mom's out of the picture completely walked out.

1619
01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:46,480
You can come back from that.

1620
01:29:46,480 --> 01:29:47,480
Yeah.

1621
01:29:47,480 --> 01:29:49,920
What in actual shit?

1622
01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:50,920
Okay.

1623
01:29:50,920 --> 01:29:51,920
I'll really quickly.

1624
01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:52,920
I'm going to come.

1625
01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:53,920
Okay.

1626
01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:54,920
Like, cause I'm kind of second guessing myself.

1627
01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:56,600
Cause I swore she did walk out.

1628
01:29:56,600 --> 01:30:05,960
Uh, like I swore dude, if she, if, okay, like I wasn't paying super close attention when

1629
01:30:05,960 --> 01:30:11,440
that scene happened, like when they had that conversation, but it is kind of like ringing

1630
01:30:11,440 --> 01:30:13,280
a little bit of a bell.

1631
01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:15,000
That's your fricking story.

1632
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:16,080
Yeah.

1633
01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:18,480
You've had your happily ever after.

1634
01:30:18,480 --> 01:30:23,200
You have a family in this, in this new reality that you live in.

1635
01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:31,000
And suddenly, Oh, here comes real mom coming into like reclaim her spot.

1636
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:35,880
And then you can have this bullshit like, Oh, Oh my gosh.

1637
01:30:35,880 --> 01:30:40,480
Dude, then you can have her be the evil queen in this like little messed up reality.

1638
01:30:40,480 --> 01:30:43,480
Are you shitting me?

1639
01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:45,040
Right?

1640
01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:54,360
Dude, the writers dropped the ball even harder than I thought they did.

1641
01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:55,360
Yeah.

1642
01:30:55,360 --> 01:30:58,480
Um, yeah, no, I swear.

1643
01:30:58,480 --> 01:31:01,360
I'm like 99% sure that yeah, the mom just walked out.

1644
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:05,720
So the fact that they try to set up the character development in this one that, Oh yeah, she

1645
01:31:05,720 --> 01:31:07,680
she's only a stepmother to her.

1646
01:31:07,680 --> 01:31:16,320
And so we have to do this story with Giselle that she becomes the truly wicked stepmother.

1647
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:19,800
And she's like really coming into her true form, but she's like trying to fight it.

1648
01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:21,480
Just, it's just so stupid.

1649
01:31:21,480 --> 01:31:24,000
And I hated it so much.

1650
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:25,000
It was bad.

1651
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:28,800
It's like, it's a slap in the face to the first one.

1652
01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:29,800
Yep.

1653
01:31:29,800 --> 01:31:35,360
The, so the character development on this, I couldn't in good conscience do this on one

1654
01:31:35,360 --> 01:31:41,840
character like obviously Giselle, cause she was the supposed main focus of this.

1655
01:31:41,840 --> 01:31:53,320
Like it kind of was a Giselle Morgan relationship that developed, but it didn't, it was tough.

1656
01:31:53,320 --> 01:31:59,840
Like you said, it's just like a cliche arc where it's like, Oh, now you're just my stepmother.

1657
01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:02,840
Oh, now I remember like why I love you.

1658
01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:13,200
And then boom, back to like good relationship after you save, save her from this, this becoming

1659
01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:15,280
the evil stepmother.

1660
01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:18,240
Like, come on.

1661
01:32:18,240 --> 01:32:24,920
This movie could have been so much better.

1662
01:32:24,920 --> 01:32:28,080
Like you, I dude in the, okay.

1663
01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:29,080
Yeah.

1664
01:32:29,080 --> 01:32:30,080
So, yeah.

1665
01:32:30,080 --> 01:32:31,240
So someone just proved it.

1666
01:32:31,240 --> 01:32:32,240
Yeah.

1667
01:32:32,240 --> 01:32:37,360
And they like had the same thing that they like their entire family thought that the

1668
01:32:37,360 --> 01:32:38,360
mother died.

1669
01:32:38,360 --> 01:32:41,720
But yeah, they remember the scene in the Italian restaurant that he straight up says the reason

1670
01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:45,520
why he doesn't believe in happily ever afters is because his wife just walked out on him

1671
01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:54,480
and Morgan, dude, we in this, in this hour that we've been discussing this movie, we

1672
01:32:54,480 --> 01:33:02,360
have already come up with two alternative stories that are infinitely better than this

1673
01:33:02,360 --> 01:33:04,000
movie.

1674
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:05,920
Yep.

1675
01:33:05,920 --> 01:33:12,160
Like option one, you focus on Edward and Nancy and Nancy like struggling with this whole

1676
01:33:12,160 --> 01:33:17,740
happily ever after bullshit because she's in from the real world.

1677
01:33:17,740 --> 01:33:22,480
And then Giselle and Robert and Morgan have to go back to Andalasia to like help.

1678
01:33:22,480 --> 01:33:23,920
But guess what?

1679
01:33:23,920 --> 01:33:24,920
It was expensive.

1680
01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:25,920
I get it.

1681
01:33:25,920 --> 01:33:27,520
Like don't want to do that.

1682
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:32,640
Do the fricking mother coming back into the picture.

1683
01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:35,800
Are you shitting me?

1684
01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:39,400
That would have been so good.

1685
01:33:39,400 --> 01:33:41,120
That really would have.

1686
01:33:41,120 --> 01:33:46,720
I would have told that would have honestly, even though this movie enchanted didn't need

1687
01:33:46,720 --> 01:33:51,340
a sequel, that one, I could have excused for giving it a sequel for like trying to patch

1688
01:33:51,340 --> 01:33:56,240
up a loose end of like, Oh, what actually really happened to Morgan's mom?

1689
01:33:56,240 --> 01:33:58,600
Yeah.

1690
01:33:58,600 --> 01:34:07,000
Like that would have been perfect where it's Morgan kind of focusing more on this relationship

1691
01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:09,200
with her estranged mother.

1692
01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:10,200
They get closer.

1693
01:34:10,200 --> 01:34:15,200
Giselle is jealous about it, like has a couple sad songs about it.

1694
01:34:15,200 --> 01:34:20,320
And then she makes this wish that, Oh, I wish like things were like a fairy tale where like

1695
01:34:20,320 --> 01:34:24,640
she was just kind of like gone or whatever, like, or whatever you think, whatever you

1696
01:34:24,640 --> 01:34:28,680
think like, including the whole wishing thing.

1697
01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:37,160
And then it turns into like, where she's the evil stepmother and like is trying to get

1698
01:34:37,160 --> 01:34:39,560
rid of the mother and, and blah, blah, blah.

1699
01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:46,000
But Morgan like has this sense of like duty to like free her from this, this fate.

1700
01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:51,600
And like, you could have pulled off this entire story with that back story.

1701
01:34:51,600 --> 01:34:52,880
And it would have been so much better.

1702
01:34:52,880 --> 01:34:53,880
Yeah.

1703
01:34:53,880 --> 01:35:00,880
And then it's like, it's like instead of whatever bullshit, like weird relationship that Giselle

1704
01:35:00,880 --> 01:35:08,160
now has with Malvina, she now has like, Oh, a tight knit relationship with her mother

1705
01:35:08,160 --> 01:35:16,480
or like with Morgan's like biological mother and being like, Oh, we can share like that

1706
01:35:16,480 --> 01:35:18,760
would have been such good growth.

1707
01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:19,760
Yep.

1708
01:35:19,760 --> 01:35:20,760
Gosh.

1709
01:35:20,760 --> 01:35:30,640
And you still could have like, like Maya Rudolph's like, okay, Maya Rudolph might have been a

1710
01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:32,680
bit of a stretch for Morgan's mother.

1711
01:35:32,680 --> 01:35:37,200
Dude, I just thought, yeah, that's the same thing.

1712
01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:38,200
But hey, you know what?

1713
01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:39,200
It pulled it off.

1714
01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:42,760
Maybe you honestly could have, I feel, and it probably would have been better than what

1715
01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:44,080
we got here.

1716
01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:46,960
It's still wouldn't have been better.

1717
01:35:46,960 --> 01:35:48,800
You dropped the ball, Disney.

1718
01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:51,240
You dropped it so fricking hard.

1719
01:35:51,240 --> 01:35:52,240
Yep.

1720
01:35:52,240 --> 01:35:58,960
But anyway, enough of what it could have been.

1721
01:35:58,960 --> 01:36:02,600
What it was, was completely average.

1722
01:36:02,600 --> 01:36:03,600
Yeah.

1723
01:36:03,600 --> 01:36:08,160
I mean, I did appreciate like the parts of like where she's like fighting it, like trying

1724
01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:11,720
to be like, Oh, you know, I'm, you know, still the good Giselle, but then she's just like,

1725
01:36:11,720 --> 01:36:12,720
Oh, but you know what?

1726
01:36:12,720 --> 01:36:13,720
I like this evil side.

1727
01:36:13,720 --> 01:36:16,880
I like being able to transition into the, this role.

1728
01:36:16,880 --> 01:36:21,920
So and I feel that just proves like how good of an actress Amy Adams is with how she's

1729
01:36:21,920 --> 01:36:24,800
just able to play two different parts.

1730
01:36:24,800 --> 01:36:26,440
So I really liked that.

1731
01:36:26,440 --> 01:36:34,160
But her voice change between like good and evil was just like, Oh, like really breathy

1732
01:36:34,160 --> 01:36:35,960
and just high pitched.

1733
01:36:35,960 --> 01:36:39,680
And then as soon as she went evil, it's just low, low.

1734
01:36:39,680 --> 01:36:40,680
Yeah.

1735
01:36:40,680 --> 01:36:42,680
And I'm like, Oh, damn.

1736
01:36:42,680 --> 01:36:43,920
Yeah, this is awesome.

1737
01:36:43,920 --> 01:36:46,280
I loved it.

1738
01:36:46,280 --> 01:36:54,040
But it's just, it, the, the development makes no sense if you're thinking about what happens

1739
01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:55,520
in the first one.

1740
01:36:55,520 --> 01:36:56,520
Yeah.

1741
01:36:56,520 --> 01:37:03,040
At no point was Morgan and I know she was only six years old, but still at no point

1742
01:37:03,040 --> 01:37:07,000
was she's just, was she like, Oh no, she's just my stepmother.

1743
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:08,000
That's all she is.

1744
01:37:08,000 --> 01:37:09,000
No, it's established.

1745
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:10,000
And the first one, she's excited.

1746
01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:14,560
Well, you gotta think too, like I am going to play devil's advocate here for the, for

1747
01:37:14,560 --> 01:37:22,640
the movie because at the time she was six years old, she's now like angsty teen, like

1748
01:37:22,640 --> 01:37:25,720
you're not really my mom.

1749
01:37:25,720 --> 01:37:26,720
If okay.

1750
01:37:26,720 --> 01:37:27,720
Fair enough.

1751
01:37:27,720 --> 01:37:28,720
Yeah.

1752
01:37:28,720 --> 01:37:30,720
So that's just devil's advocate there.

1753
01:37:30,720 --> 01:37:35,280
Just, I mean, just because I play that doesn't mean it's good by any means.

1754
01:37:35,280 --> 01:37:36,280
That's fair.

1755
01:37:36,280 --> 01:37:37,280
Yeah.

1756
01:37:37,280 --> 01:37:42,640
Like I said, even with like that, like I hated that, like at the beginning, like she, like

1757
01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:44,640
it seems like she's really accepted her as mom.

1758
01:37:44,640 --> 01:37:47,720
She's just, she actually even calls her, she calls her mom.

1759
01:37:47,720 --> 01:37:48,720
She doesn't just, yeah.

1760
01:37:48,720 --> 01:37:49,720
Like a few times.

1761
01:37:49,720 --> 01:37:50,720
Yeah.

1762
01:37:50,720 --> 01:37:53,120
Like mom, stop it, you know, all that shit.

1763
01:37:53,120 --> 01:37:56,760
And then it just, all of a sudden it's just like, Oh, she's just my stepmom.

1764
01:37:56,760 --> 01:37:57,760
That's all she'll ever be.

1765
01:37:57,760 --> 01:38:00,520
Like where the hell did that come from?

1766
01:38:00,520 --> 01:38:01,520
Yeah.

1767
01:38:01,520 --> 01:38:02,520
Freaking crazy.

1768
01:38:02,520 --> 01:38:05,520
Like that was rough.

1769
01:38:05,520 --> 01:38:09,200
That was like really tough to watch.

1770
01:38:09,200 --> 01:38:15,360
Yeah, dude, straight up.

1771
01:38:15,360 --> 01:38:17,720
This might actually be my lowest.

1772
01:38:17,720 --> 01:38:18,720
Really?

1773
01:38:18,720 --> 01:38:19,720
Yeah.

1774
01:38:19,720 --> 01:38:23,360
I, I'm at a 65.

1775
01:38:23,360 --> 01:38:25,320
Oh damn.

1776
01:38:25,320 --> 01:38:27,360
654.

1777
01:38:27,360 --> 01:38:30,840
Yeah.

1778
01:38:30,840 --> 01:38:36,240
I don't know if I'm quite in the sixties or yeah, I don't think I'm quite in the sixties

1779
01:38:36,240 --> 01:38:38,600
yet with this.

1780
01:38:38,600 --> 01:38:46,480
I am fairly low, but I think I'm like maybe 71.

1781
01:38:46,480 --> 01:38:47,880
Okay.

1782
01:38:47,880 --> 01:38:54,800
I think it's hard because it's like, I, it was just below average for me.

1783
01:38:54,800 --> 01:39:00,760
Like they eventually like makeup and just whatever cliche is, is all hell.

1784
01:39:00,760 --> 01:39:01,880
I just, I don't know.

1785
01:39:01,880 --> 01:39:06,440
To me, I just hate it so much because it's out of character to me for Morgan.

1786
01:39:06,440 --> 01:39:07,920
That's what I hate so much about it.

1787
01:39:07,920 --> 01:39:13,580
That her, the way that it's so much out of character for Morgan sets up not great character

1788
01:39:13,580 --> 01:39:15,680
development for Giselle.

1789
01:39:15,680 --> 01:39:16,680
Yeah.

1790
01:39:16,680 --> 01:39:21,560
I mean, I definitely see your point there.

1791
01:39:21,560 --> 01:39:22,920
It does come out of left field.

1792
01:39:22,920 --> 01:39:27,200
Like, it's like one instance where Morgan kind of gets embarrassed.

1793
01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:30,720
Yeah, but like, come on.

1794
01:39:30,720 --> 01:39:33,360
Like, was it really that bad?

1795
01:39:33,360 --> 01:39:38,720
I would say like any rational or any teens at once.

1796
01:39:38,720 --> 01:39:39,720
Yeah.

1797
01:39:39,720 --> 01:39:40,720
Like I understand that.

1798
01:39:40,720 --> 01:39:47,120
I'm trying to think from like my, my bitchy angsty teenage phase.

1799
01:39:47,120 --> 01:39:52,200
Caleb was an asshole when we were teenagers.

1800
01:39:52,200 --> 01:39:54,720
I'm just kidding.

1801
01:39:54,720 --> 01:39:55,720
Yeah.

1802
01:39:55,720 --> 01:40:02,560
But what I'm thinking like there is like, if my mother would have done something like

1803
01:40:02,560 --> 01:40:04,520
that.

1804
01:40:04,520 --> 01:40:07,760
And I wasn't really like someone that got embarrassed super easy.

1805
01:40:07,760 --> 01:40:15,800
So it would have had been something like big because like I was so unafraid of like embarrassment

1806
01:40:15,800 --> 01:40:16,800
and stuff.

1807
01:40:16,800 --> 01:40:23,760
Like my mom in junior high, so like I'm like in seventh or eighth grade, actually I think

1808
01:40:23,760 --> 01:40:25,280
it was eighth grade.

1809
01:40:25,280 --> 01:40:35,120
So in eighth grade, my mom came to school with me and sat in on all of my classes because

1810
01:40:35,120 --> 01:40:39,280
she thought I was slacking off, which was not the case.

1811
01:40:39,280 --> 01:40:43,680
Because like none of my teachers like complained about me like talking or like being disruptive

1812
01:40:43,680 --> 01:40:44,680
or anything.

1813
01:40:44,680 --> 01:40:46,980
It's just, I wouldn't turn in my homework.

1814
01:40:46,980 --> 01:40:50,640
Like that, that's where my issue lied.

1815
01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:54,440
I swear you've told me this story, but like that doesn't surprise me at all.

1816
01:40:54,440 --> 01:40:56,080
Cause I could totally see your mom doing that.

1817
01:40:56,080 --> 01:40:57,080
Yeah.

1818
01:40:57,080 --> 01:40:58,080
It doesn't even shock me at all.

1819
01:40:58,080 --> 01:40:59,080
Yeah.

1820
01:40:59,080 --> 01:41:07,720
And so she came in and like saw what my day to day at school was, which, and I told everyone,

1821
01:41:07,720 --> 01:41:09,560
like everyone was just like, Oh, who's that?

1822
01:41:09,560 --> 01:41:11,680
I'm like, Oh, that's my mom.

1823
01:41:11,680 --> 01:41:13,200
Like I didn't have any shame.

1824
01:41:13,200 --> 01:41:16,080
Wasn't trying to like hide it from anyone.

1825
01:41:16,080 --> 01:41:22,600
And then when, like at the end of the day, like it was like right before I was going

1826
01:41:22,600 --> 01:41:25,320
to do go to PE.

1827
01:41:25,320 --> 01:41:29,360
And so my mom wasn't going to sit in and watch me in PE.

1828
01:41:29,360 --> 01:41:31,460
So she's like, Hey, I got some things I got to go do.

1829
01:41:31,460 --> 01:41:34,000
So I'm taking off.

1830
01:41:34,000 --> 01:41:35,040
And I was like, okay.

1831
01:41:35,040 --> 01:41:42,320
And in the middle of like, like the entryway of the junior high, like in front of like

1832
01:41:42,320 --> 01:41:47,400
everyone going to their next class or whatever, I like gave my mom a hug and like kissed her

1833
01:41:47,400 --> 01:41:49,500
on the cheek and was like, I'll see you after school.

1834
01:41:49,500 --> 01:41:51,960
And then walked off.

1835
01:41:51,960 --> 01:41:56,520
And I think only one person was like even attempted to make a joke.

1836
01:41:56,520 --> 01:41:58,200
And I like just kind of brush it off.

1837
01:41:58,200 --> 01:41:59,200
Like, okay.

1838
01:41:59,200 --> 01:42:06,440
Like I was walking, that person was me.

1839
01:42:06,440 --> 01:42:07,440
That's how we met.

1840
01:42:07,440 --> 01:42:08,440
I'm just kidding.

1841
01:42:08,440 --> 01:42:09,440
Yeah.

1842
01:42:09,440 --> 01:42:12,920
Um, but no, like I don't even remember what the comment was.

1843
01:42:12,920 --> 01:42:17,400
Like, cause it was just something that was just so out, like, like, okay, whatever.

1844
01:42:17,400 --> 01:42:22,600
Like it was more embarrassing for them, like after they said it, where they're just like,

1845
01:42:22,600 --> 01:42:24,160
Oh, good one.

1846
01:42:24,160 --> 01:42:25,160
Yeah.

1847
01:42:25,160 --> 01:42:29,600
Like all I remember telling them, cause they just said like, was that your mom?

1848
01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:30,600
Like, yeah.

1849
01:42:30,600 --> 01:42:37,520
And then like looked at them like they were a fricking idiot.

1850
01:42:37,520 --> 01:42:40,680
And then like, uh, and then like walked off.

1851
01:42:40,680 --> 01:42:45,880
Like it was just something so stupid, like such a stupid interaction.

1852
01:42:45,880 --> 01:42:53,280
But like my mom sat in on like a couple of my, my school days and like both times, like

1853
01:42:53,280 --> 01:42:58,920
even like in front of like all of my, my peers, I gave my mom a hug and kissed her on the

1854
01:42:58,920 --> 01:42:59,920
cheek.

1855
01:42:59,920 --> 01:43:00,920
I never got embarrassed.

1856
01:43:00,920 --> 01:43:01,920
Yeah.

1857
01:43:01,920 --> 01:43:03,920
I see nothing wrong with that.

1858
01:43:03,920 --> 01:43:07,320
And so maybe I'm like the wrong person.

1859
01:43:07,320 --> 01:43:15,120
Maybe I need to talk to someone who's like currently in a like angsty phase.

1860
01:43:15,120 --> 01:43:21,400
But I don't know if I would have been like, I think that would have embarrassed me.

1861
01:43:21,400 --> 01:43:25,120
Like if she was trying to like put on this big promotion, like encouraging people to

1862
01:43:25,120 --> 01:43:32,000
vote for me for whatever, like this Prince or whatever for like a festival or whatever

1863
01:43:32,000 --> 01:43:33,800
the hell it was, like a ball.

1864
01:43:33,800 --> 01:43:37,040
I think it was a, I think it was a ball.

1865
01:43:37,040 --> 01:43:38,040
I think so.

1866
01:43:38,040 --> 01:43:39,040
Yeah.

1867
01:43:39,040 --> 01:43:44,280
But it's like, I don't know if I would have been embarrassed enough if my mom was like

1868
01:43:44,280 --> 01:43:46,960
a step-parent.

1869
01:43:46,960 --> 01:43:52,720
I don't know if I would have been embarrassed enough to be like, she's just my stepmother.

1870
01:43:52,720 --> 01:43:58,520
Like, just like, like you said, felt very out of character, especially from someone

1871
01:43:58,520 --> 01:44:02,440
like calling a mom.

1872
01:44:02,440 --> 01:44:06,960
Like I would almost expect that from someone who called like if she, if Morgan called her

1873
01:44:06,960 --> 01:44:07,960
Giselle.

1874
01:44:07,960 --> 01:44:08,960
Yeah.

1875
01:44:08,960 --> 01:44:12,520
Like that I would understand a little bit more.

1876
01:44:12,520 --> 01:44:15,600
Well that would make a lot of sense actually.

1877
01:44:15,600 --> 01:44:17,560
Yeah.

1878
01:44:17,560 --> 01:44:23,600
But the fact that she was straight up calling her mom, it just, it just, no, it didn't work.

1879
01:44:23,600 --> 01:44:25,480
Made no sense.

1880
01:44:25,480 --> 01:44:30,480
So I might've actually talked myself down to the sixties.

1881
01:44:30,480 --> 01:44:31,480
I love it.

1882
01:44:31,480 --> 01:44:35,080
I think I'm going to go 68 on this one.

1883
01:44:35,080 --> 01:44:36,080
All right.

1884
01:44:36,080 --> 01:44:37,080
I like it.

1885
01:44:37,080 --> 01:44:42,760
All right, moving on over to effects.

1886
01:44:42,760 --> 01:44:45,760
These weren't horrible.

1887
01:44:45,760 --> 01:44:48,200
They weren't, but I definitely had some problems.

1888
01:44:48,200 --> 01:44:54,040
Like you pointed out the animation in, um, the 2D animation, the 2D.

1889
01:44:54,040 --> 01:44:55,040
Yes.

1890
01:44:55,040 --> 01:44:56,040
Thank you.

1891
01:44:56,040 --> 01:44:59,520
The 2D animation and, um, uh, what's the town again?

1892
01:44:59,520 --> 01:45:03,720
Andalasia Andalasia, definitely a step down from the

1893
01:45:03,720 --> 01:45:04,720
first one.

1894
01:45:04,720 --> 01:45:07,320
That's a huge step down.

1895
01:45:07,320 --> 01:45:08,320
Really?

1896
01:45:08,320 --> 01:45:13,200
That's really sad considering that the first one came out in 2007.

1897
01:45:13,200 --> 01:45:19,720
But yeah, it was that, um, I swear that the baby or Giselle's daughter, um, was CGI in

1898
01:45:19,720 --> 01:45:22,040
some parts, at least her head.

1899
01:45:22,040 --> 01:45:27,560
Cause like, yeah, if someone says, Oh no, completely real.

1900
01:45:27,560 --> 01:45:30,280
Like in every single shot, I'm calling bullshit.

1901
01:45:30,280 --> 01:45:31,280
I'm sorry.

1902
01:45:31,280 --> 01:45:34,120
Um, that did not look like a real baby in some shots.

1903
01:45:34,120 --> 01:45:35,120
Yep.

1904
01:45:35,120 --> 01:45:40,520
Um, and two, uh, when, um, Pip is turned it's Pip, right?

1905
01:45:40,520 --> 01:45:41,520
That's his name.

1906
01:45:41,520 --> 01:45:42,520
Yeah.

1907
01:45:42,520 --> 01:45:44,160
Chipmunk when he's turned into a cat.

1908
01:45:44,160 --> 01:45:46,200
Um, I get what they were trying to do.

1909
01:45:46,200 --> 01:45:53,840
You know, they wanted him to look like a chipmunk, uh, mixed in with a, um, yeah.

1910
01:45:53,840 --> 01:45:55,200
Chipmunk mixed in with a cat.

1911
01:45:55,200 --> 01:45:56,920
Like I get what they were trying to do.

1912
01:45:56,920 --> 01:46:03,360
Um, but it just did not work because the CGI looks so freaking bad.

1913
01:46:03,360 --> 01:46:04,720
It looked wretched.

1914
01:46:04,720 --> 01:46:10,920
Like, Oh yeah, that is one of the worst CGI cats I have ever fricking seen.

1915
01:46:10,920 --> 01:46:13,320
Like it didn't even look like a real cat.

1916
01:46:13,320 --> 01:46:16,080
Like I don't care if someone tries to say, Oh yeah, no, I could totally see it.

1917
01:46:16,080 --> 01:46:17,080
That cat was there.

1918
01:46:17,080 --> 01:46:18,080
No bullshit.

1919
01:46:18,080 --> 01:46:21,080
You're lying to yourself.

1920
01:46:21,080 --> 01:46:23,160
Yeah.

1921
01:46:23,160 --> 01:46:28,760
The cat is definitely one thing that I'm docking for in like way of 3d animation.

1922
01:46:28,760 --> 01:46:29,760
Yeah.

1923
01:46:29,760 --> 01:46:30,760
Fair enough.

1924
01:46:30,760 --> 01:46:39,120
It's that and definitely the baby head, but not like a whole lot for that.

1925
01:46:39,120 --> 01:46:40,600
Okay.

1926
01:46:40,600 --> 01:46:42,320
Just cause it was like so quick.

1927
01:46:42,320 --> 01:46:48,600
I feel like they didn't really, I feel like the baby didn't need to be there at all.

1928
01:46:48,600 --> 01:46:50,160
No, such a waste.

1929
01:46:50,160 --> 01:46:51,560
I mean, don't get me wrong.

1930
01:46:51,560 --> 01:46:55,360
Cute kid, very, very, uh, cute little girl.

1931
01:46:55,360 --> 01:46:59,760
Um, but yeah, so, so wasted.

1932
01:46:59,760 --> 01:47:01,120
Yeah.

1933
01:47:01,120 --> 01:47:07,400
So not, but my, my biggest gripe was the 2d animation.

1934
01:47:07,400 --> 01:47:12,400
The 2d animation in the first one was incredible.

1935
01:47:12,400 --> 01:47:18,520
It felt like classic Disney, but it like felt like it flowed better, like had a higher frame

1936
01:47:18,520 --> 01:47:19,520
rate.

1937
01:47:19,520 --> 01:47:20,520
Yeah.

1938
01:47:20,520 --> 01:47:25,200
So like all their movement was really smooth and like just elegant.

1939
01:47:25,200 --> 01:47:27,520
And here it just felt so choppy.

1940
01:47:27,520 --> 01:47:29,560
It was like this really.

1941
01:47:29,560 --> 01:47:35,880
I feel this, um, cause you know, like they, they'll compare like animation between like

1942
01:47:35,880 --> 01:47:40,800
the original movie and then the straight to DVD sequels, you could do the exact same with

1943
01:47:40,800 --> 01:47:41,800
this.

1944
01:47:41,800 --> 01:47:44,080
The animation in the first one, amazing.

1945
01:47:44,080 --> 01:47:47,960
That's like princess and the frog level, because I feel that these, those movies came out about

1946
01:47:47,960 --> 01:47:48,960
the same time.

1947
01:47:48,960 --> 01:47:51,600
So I can compare that 2d animation to that.

1948
01:47:51,600 --> 01:47:53,600
Both look fantastic.

1949
01:47:53,600 --> 01:47:54,600
Both look fantastic.

1950
01:47:54,600 --> 01:47:59,960
Um, whereas with this one, I'm going to compare it to some of the straight to DVD, uh, animated

1951
01:47:59,960 --> 01:48:06,200
sequels, uh, that they had, um, because yeah, it, it, it did not look good.

1952
01:48:06,200 --> 01:48:14,720
Um, like honestly, I'm thinking like Cinderella to kind of animation, dude, you might've hit

1953
01:48:14,720 --> 01:48:17,320
that right on the head.

1954
01:48:17,320 --> 01:48:18,960
Yes.

1955
01:48:18,960 --> 01:48:19,960
Yeah.

1956
01:48:19,960 --> 01:48:25,480
Um, it's, this one's a tough one for me.

1957
01:48:25,480 --> 01:48:27,000
I, I, okay.

1958
01:48:27,000 --> 01:48:36,200
I think I'm sitting at like an 83 because like the, what was, what was shown was good.

1959
01:48:36,200 --> 01:48:44,360
The yeah, like overall, like if just collectively everything like looked pretty decent, but the

1960
01:48:44,360 --> 01:48:51,440
things that I'm docking for are the stupid cat, the baby and the 2d animation.

1961
01:48:51,440 --> 01:48:55,480
Like that's where 2d animation is where Disney used to shine.

1962
01:48:55,480 --> 01:48:57,920
What happened?

1963
01:48:57,920 --> 01:49:00,920
It got too expensive.

1964
01:49:00,920 --> 01:49:03,440
Which I don't know that like really shocks me.

1965
01:49:03,440 --> 01:49:07,680
I would think that 3d animation would be so much more expensive to do, but apparently

1966
01:49:07,680 --> 01:49:11,440
at 2d and yeah, but apparently 2d animation is so much more expensive.

1967
01:49:11,440 --> 01:49:13,320
That's why they stopped doing it.

1968
01:49:13,320 --> 01:49:14,560
Yeah.

1969
01:49:14,560 --> 01:49:16,360
That just really shocks me.

1970
01:49:16,360 --> 01:49:23,760
Dude, like it's like not even, I feel they could have improved on this.

1971
01:49:23,760 --> 01:49:30,960
Like, have you seen the short, uh, oh, what's the paper airplane one?

1972
01:49:30,960 --> 01:49:35,880
It's like a black and white and it's like this dude like throwing the paper planes.

1973
01:49:35,880 --> 01:49:41,720
Is it the one that like, is that the one like the, uh, they're like waiting for like a train

1974
01:49:41,720 --> 01:49:42,720
or some shit?

1975
01:49:42,720 --> 01:49:43,720
Yeah.

1976
01:49:43,720 --> 01:49:44,720
Yeah.

1977
01:49:44,720 --> 01:49:45,720
Yes.

1978
01:49:45,720 --> 01:49:47,440
I forget what it's called, but yeah, I know exactly which one you're talking about.

1979
01:49:47,440 --> 01:49:53,960
I just watched a video on how that one was made and the process to do something like

1980
01:49:53,960 --> 01:49:58,560
that is stupid easy.

1981
01:49:58,560 --> 01:50:01,120
So what they do is animation is amazing.

1982
01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:02,120
Yeah.

1983
01:50:02,120 --> 01:50:09,040
Like what, so what Disney does is they animate all of that in three dimensional space and

1984
01:50:09,040 --> 01:50:17,680
then they put like their own kind of homebrewed program on top of that, that applies vectors,

1985
01:50:17,680 --> 01:50:23,160
like vector lines to the outside of the image and she kind of shows like different highlights

1986
01:50:23,160 --> 01:50:24,160
and stuff.

1987
01:50:24,160 --> 01:50:26,480
So it will like outline the highlights.

1988
01:50:26,480 --> 01:50:32,320
It'll like, it'll basically like draw it for you.

1989
01:50:32,320 --> 01:50:36,960
And I'm like, why don't you use that?

1990
01:50:36,960 --> 01:50:39,960
Yes, seriously though, like come on.

1991
01:50:39,960 --> 01:50:44,600
Like it's not, obviously it's easy enough to do where you feel comfortable enough to

1992
01:50:44,600 --> 01:50:47,120
use it in a short.

1993
01:50:47,120 --> 01:50:49,040
Yeah.

1994
01:50:49,040 --> 01:50:55,840
Like why not fricking just drop the money and like give us something like, like give

1995
01:50:55,840 --> 01:51:00,240
us some like amazing fricking 2d artwork.

1996
01:51:00,240 --> 01:51:02,720
Like probably because that's what pisses me off.

1997
01:51:02,720 --> 01:51:07,640
All their shorts and stuff, like they like, they have a whole series, like it's like short

1998
01:51:07,640 --> 01:51:13,920
circuit or something like that where animators like are given this opportunity to create

1999
01:51:13,920 --> 01:51:20,920
a short based off of a story that they create in the Disney animated world.

2000
01:51:20,920 --> 01:51:22,640
Yeah.

2001
01:51:22,640 --> 01:51:24,960
And I think Pixar kind of does it too.

2002
01:51:24,960 --> 01:51:27,180
It might be Pixar that's doing it.

2003
01:51:27,180 --> 01:51:35,320
So I mean, maybe, but I feel like Disney has such an end with Pixar, but anyway, it's like,

2004
01:51:35,320 --> 01:51:39,480
I'm going to be very interested to see, cause I feel that there's going to be some changeups

2005
01:51:39,480 --> 01:51:43,760
with both Disney animation and Pixar.

2006
01:51:43,760 --> 01:51:48,880
I don't think Pete doctor is going to change from being the like president of Pixar, but

2007
01:51:48,880 --> 01:51:51,920
I feel the president of Disney animation, I forget her name.

2008
01:51:51,920 --> 01:51:59,280
I feel she might be out because I feel Bob Iger from the unfortunate box office failure

2009
01:51:59,280 --> 01:52:03,180
of not only light year, but the new movie strange world.

2010
01:52:03,180 --> 01:52:08,040
Like how I think I just saw an article that said that movies projected to lose a hundred

2011
01:52:08,040 --> 01:52:13,240
million at the box office because it opened so poorly.

2012
01:52:13,240 --> 01:52:18,680
I feel that there is going to be a lot of, there's going to be a lot of changes both

2013
01:52:18,680 --> 01:52:22,400
at Pixar and at Disney animation.

2014
01:52:22,400 --> 01:52:24,320
Good dude.

2015
01:52:24,320 --> 01:52:27,800
Cause I do is dropping the ball.

2016
01:52:27,800 --> 01:52:33,000
I mean, at least, I mean we did, they did give us in counter last year.

2017
01:52:33,000 --> 01:52:38,280
So they're definitely, there's been some hits and there's been some misses.

2018
01:52:38,280 --> 01:52:39,280
Yeah.

2019
01:52:39,280 --> 01:52:40,800
I don't know.

2020
01:52:40,800 --> 01:52:45,120
I feel like disenchanted was one that was just like really quick.

2021
01:52:45,120 --> 01:52:51,440
So I think that one might've been under the watchful eye of the other CEO.

2022
01:52:51,440 --> 01:52:56,720
Like, I don't know if Bob Iger would've been like overseen that one.

2023
01:52:56,720 --> 01:52:58,800
It was probably Bob JPEG still.

2024
01:52:58,800 --> 01:52:59,800
Yeah.

2025
01:52:59,800 --> 01:53:03,080
Cause and Kanto would've been in production for a really long time.

2026
01:53:03,080 --> 01:53:07,520
Like even when like covered some of Bob Iger.

2027
01:53:07,520 --> 01:53:08,520
Yeah.

2028
01:53:08,520 --> 01:53:10,840
So I bet Iger oversaw a lot of that.

2029
01:53:10,840 --> 01:53:14,760
Like, and then it's just the quality after that.

2030
01:53:14,760 --> 01:53:15,760
It's kind of.

2031
01:53:15,760 --> 01:53:21,040
What I love is like, um, people will stay, will say like, oh yeah, but in Kanto only

2032
01:53:21,040 --> 01:53:25,080
gross 250 million at the box office with a budget of 200 million.

2033
01:53:25,080 --> 01:53:27,000
It was still box office flop.

2034
01:53:27,000 --> 01:53:30,920
If you're looking at just the box office, yes, not a great box office run, but you got

2035
01:53:30,920 --> 01:53:36,720
to remember that last November people were still so skeptical about going back to the

2036
01:53:36,720 --> 01:53:39,360
movie theaters with COVID and everything.

2037
01:53:39,360 --> 01:53:44,800
And then also once that movie hit Disney plus literally, I feel since it hit Disney plus

2038
01:53:44,800 --> 01:53:49,600
on Christmas Eve last year, it has been in the top 10 every single fricking week.

2039
01:53:49,600 --> 01:53:54,400
It is made up for its lackluster blockbuster blockbuster box office.

2040
01:53:54,400 --> 01:54:01,080
And then some for how much viewing it has gotten on Disney plus and Kanto did fine and

2041
01:54:01,080 --> 01:54:02,920
Kanto did great.

2042
01:54:02,920 --> 01:54:04,140
Yeah.

2043
01:54:04,140 --> 01:54:08,040
Like if we don't get a sequel to when Kanto I'd be genuinely shocked.

2044
01:54:08,040 --> 01:54:10,560
I really would too.

2045
01:54:10,560 --> 01:54:16,520
Because yeah, and Kanto frozen definitely more popular, but in Kanto is definitely up there

2046
01:54:16,520 --> 01:54:17,520
now.

2047
01:54:17,520 --> 01:54:20,720
Yeah, it for sure is.

2048
01:54:20,720 --> 01:54:26,720
And Disney freaking needs to get on the Louisa March bandwagon.

2049
01:54:26,720 --> 01:54:28,360
Dude, straight up.

2050
01:54:28,360 --> 01:54:33,420
Dude, like there are so many toys out there like in Kanto toys.

2051
01:54:33,420 --> 01:54:41,360
Like we almost bought Iris this Mirabelle doll, but it came with an Isabella doll and

2052
01:54:41,360 --> 01:54:44,440
Iris doesn't give a shit about Isabella.

2053
01:54:44,440 --> 01:54:46,400
She loves Louisa.

2054
01:54:46,400 --> 01:54:49,120
Oh shit.

2055
01:54:49,120 --> 01:54:59,640
Like shit like I so one of my coworkers had a birthday party for her grandson, I think,

2056
01:54:59,640 --> 01:55:03,840
or like a neighborhood kid, but they had like in Kanto buttons.

2057
01:55:03,840 --> 01:55:08,080
And so she's just like, Hey, I know you're you said your kid really likes in Kanto like

2058
01:55:08,080 --> 01:55:11,280
you want these extra ones I had I'm like, sure.

2059
01:55:11,280 --> 01:55:12,920
So I grabbed those.

2060
01:55:12,920 --> 01:55:16,160
She would pick Iris picked out all the Louisa ones.

2061
01:55:16,160 --> 01:55:20,960
And then just through the like the like she really loves Mirabelle and she really loves

2062
01:55:20,960 --> 01:55:23,360
Louisa.

2063
01:55:23,360 --> 01:55:28,500
She like I said, she could give a shit about Isabella.

2064
01:55:28,500 --> 01:55:37,240
It's funny if you because because I'm always very interested to see like how like certain

2065
01:55:37,240 --> 01:55:40,720
characters sell more than other characters when it comes to like merchandise like that.

2066
01:55:40,720 --> 01:55:45,260
So I've actually like gone down to like where they sell in Kanto toys.

2067
01:55:45,260 --> 01:55:48,560
And they actually had like a display of like because they actually made the whole Madrigal

2068
01:55:48,560 --> 01:55:51,520
family, which is really cool.

2069
01:55:51,520 --> 01:55:56,080
But you can definitely tell which ones are more rare than others like the three most

2070
01:55:56,080 --> 01:56:01,880
rare that I've seen are actually so it's Augustine.

2071
01:56:01,880 --> 01:56:04,920
Never find him Felix as well.

2072
01:56:04,920 --> 01:56:09,720
And then I think the other one is Dolores.

2073
01:56:09,720 --> 01:56:12,760
You can and I guess Peppa as well.

2074
01:56:12,760 --> 01:56:18,560
Like I feel bad that like those are like most of Peppa side of the family.

2075
01:56:18,560 --> 01:56:23,000
A lot of people don't really care about this is really sad.

2076
01:56:23,000 --> 01:56:27,840
Like I feel like out of everyone Antonio is the one Antonio is the one that they care

2077
01:56:27,840 --> 01:56:29,480
the most about.

2078
01:56:29,480 --> 01:56:36,080
So if you're like looking at like who has the most I feel it's Louisa like had like

2079
01:56:36,080 --> 01:56:41,200
a decent amount and Mirabelle definitely because you know she's the main star but like freaking

2080
01:56:41,200 --> 01:56:47,160
they have like rows of freaking Isabella not only in her regular outfit but in her like

2081
01:56:47,160 --> 01:56:49,240
where she's like covered in paint.

2082
01:56:49,240 --> 01:56:57,240
Yeah no one gives a shit about Isabella.

2083
01:56:57,240 --> 01:57:01,800
At least like out of the kids that I know like they love Louisa.

2084
01:57:01,800 --> 01:57:06,400
No because Louisa is a great character.

2085
01:57:06,400 --> 01:57:11,480
She's actually throughout the whole movie she's actually a very good sister to Mirabelle

2086
01:57:11,480 --> 01:57:17,640
unlike I know Isabella actually gets redeemed at the end but she's just such a bitch to

2087
01:57:17,640 --> 01:57:19,640
Mirabelle.

2088
01:57:19,640 --> 01:57:26,200
I'm sorry to say she is a bitch to Mirabelle up until the last 30 minutes of the movie.

2089
01:57:26,200 --> 01:57:27,480
Yep.

2090
01:57:27,480 --> 01:57:33,400
And even when freaking Abuela confronts Mirabelle about what she did to Isabella.

2091
01:57:33,400 --> 01:57:37,320
Isabella doesn't come to her defense she just stands there.

2092
01:57:37,320 --> 01:57:39,560
Okay well everyone just stands there.

2093
01:57:39,560 --> 01:57:41,920
That's true.

2094
01:57:41,920 --> 01:57:43,200
That's true.

2095
01:57:43,200 --> 01:57:47,680
So I don't know I feel Isabella should have come to her defense because she was in the

2096
01:57:47,680 --> 01:57:48,960
situation with her.

2097
01:57:48,960 --> 01:57:54,480
It shouldn't have had to turn into a Mirabelle being like you know what this just truly proves

2098
01:57:54,480 --> 01:57:56,800
that I will never be good enough for you.

2099
01:57:56,800 --> 01:58:02,280
I mean it's a great emotional scene but still.

2100
01:58:02,280 --> 01:58:04,000
Great movie.

2101
01:58:04,000 --> 01:58:05,000
Really is.

2102
01:58:05,000 --> 01:58:07,600
If y'all haven't seen Encanto yet what the hell is wrong with you.

2103
01:58:07,600 --> 01:58:09,400
It is a great Disney movie.

2104
01:58:09,400 --> 01:58:11,960
Go check out our breakdown about that one too.

2105
01:58:11,960 --> 01:58:12,960
Yeah.

2106
01:58:12,960 --> 01:58:15,240
Anyway getting back to disenchanted.

2107
01:58:15,240 --> 01:58:16,240
Yeah.

2108
01:58:16,240 --> 01:58:25,360
Yeah the effects just very underwhelming for what I feel Disney is capable of.

2109
01:58:25,360 --> 01:58:28,720
Yeah so I definitely I match you with 83.

2110
01:58:28,720 --> 01:58:29,720
Absolutely.

2111
01:58:29,720 --> 01:58:34,240
Alright moving on over to music.

2112
01:58:34,240 --> 01:58:35,240
They dropped the ball.

2113
01:58:35,240 --> 01:58:36,240
First one was so much better.

2114
01:58:36,240 --> 01:58:39,720
So much better.

2115
01:58:39,720 --> 01:58:47,120
I will say this like the songs were decent in this one but they weren't as catchy.

2116
01:58:47,120 --> 01:58:48,760
They weren't.

2117
01:58:48,760 --> 01:58:55,920
Like I can't frickin I still can't get happy working song out of my head.

2118
01:58:55,920 --> 01:58:57,640
That song is stuck in there.

2119
01:58:57,640 --> 01:59:00,040
Dude that was in Brielle's head for like a week.

2120
01:59:00,040 --> 01:59:01,040
How does she know.

2121
01:59:01,040 --> 01:59:02,040
Yeah.

2122
01:59:02,040 --> 01:59:07,960
And that just proves that they're well written songs in that first one.

2123
01:59:07,960 --> 01:59:12,880
And then there's this one and this one.

2124
01:59:12,880 --> 01:59:14,200
Nothing gets my Rudolph.

2125
01:59:14,200 --> 01:59:15,200
She's a great actress.

2126
01:59:15,200 --> 01:59:16,400
I love her.

2127
01:59:16,400 --> 01:59:19,200
She cannot sing.

2128
01:59:19,200 --> 01:59:23,240
I honestly that's the least of their problems.

2129
01:59:23,240 --> 01:59:24,240
It is.

2130
01:59:24,240 --> 01:59:29,000
But just I'm sorry I have to point it out like when it's like her and Amy Adams doing

2131
01:59:29,000 --> 01:59:30,000
that duet.

2132
01:59:30,000 --> 01:59:32,440
I'm like yeah Amy Adams is doing great.

2133
01:59:32,440 --> 01:59:37,080
My Rudolph I know you're trying and I know you tried in A Christmas Story Live.

2134
01:59:37,080 --> 01:59:40,120
I'm sorry I just can't sing.

2135
01:59:40,120 --> 01:59:45,560
I appreciate the effort though.

2136
01:59:45,560 --> 01:59:51,840
This one is has been a really tough one for me to like think of like what I would give

2137
01:59:51,840 --> 01:59:59,720
the music because it's just the music works for the scenes.

2138
01:59:59,720 --> 02:00:02,680
So I'm trying to like put all bias aside.

2139
02:00:02,680 --> 02:00:04,320
They work for the scenes.

2140
02:00:04,320 --> 02:00:09,880
They work for the messages that they're trying to get across.

2141
02:00:09,880 --> 02:00:12,620
And they do have a pretty decent tune.

2142
02:00:12,620 --> 02:00:13,620
Most of them.

2143
02:00:13,620 --> 02:00:17,880
There's some that I'm like okay this feels like really like a forced rhyme.

2144
02:00:17,880 --> 02:00:22,840
Yeah I feel that the way I'm trying to look at it is what would I give the first one because

2145
02:00:22,840 --> 02:00:27,480
this one is definitely like a point step down.

2146
02:00:27,480 --> 02:00:31,480
Like the first one I'd probably give a nine.

2147
02:00:31,480 --> 02:00:34,880
I'd be leaning more towards a ten.

2148
02:00:34,880 --> 02:00:35,880
Yeah you know fair enough.

2149
02:00:35,880 --> 02:00:37,800
Okay ten for the first one.

2150
02:00:37,800 --> 02:00:41,320
This one I'm sitting like an eight.

2151
02:00:41,320 --> 02:00:42,800
Yeah that's what I was thinking.

2152
02:00:42,800 --> 02:00:45,600
I was like eight maybe high seven but yeah eight.

2153
02:00:45,600 --> 02:00:47,400
I can agree with that.

2154
02:00:47,400 --> 02:00:52,720
Yeah like seven and a half seems like the decent range but since we don't do halves.

2155
02:00:52,720 --> 02:00:55,240
Yeah we round up here on the Albreos.

2156
02:00:55,240 --> 02:00:59,160
Yep we do.

2157
02:00:59,160 --> 02:01:02,200
The costumes were freaking killer in this one.

2158
02:01:02,200 --> 02:01:07,880
Oh yeah costumes were freaking fantastic.

2159
02:01:07,880 --> 02:01:10,640
I have like nothing bad to say about the costumes.

2160
02:01:10,640 --> 02:01:13,640
I don't either.

2161
02:01:13,640 --> 02:01:16,280
I'm going ten.

2162
02:01:16,280 --> 02:01:18,000
No I'll give you ten.

2163
02:01:18,000 --> 02:01:21,720
I'll give you ten all day.

2164
02:01:21,720 --> 02:01:23,120
They were fantastic.

2165
02:01:23,120 --> 02:01:26,280
Like they did a great job.

2166
02:01:26,280 --> 02:01:29,560
Just as good as the first one.

2167
02:01:29,560 --> 02:01:31,720
Yeah if not better.

2168
02:01:31,720 --> 02:01:33,800
Dude like yeah I would agree.

2169
02:01:33,800 --> 02:01:38,200
I loved Giselle's dresses so much in this one.

2170
02:01:38,200 --> 02:01:39,200
Gorgeous.

2171
02:01:39,200 --> 02:01:50,560
Dude I am such a sucker when it comes to like the whole good girl gone bad.

2172
02:01:50,560 --> 02:01:54,360
I love it.

2173
02:01:54,360 --> 02:01:58,560
I love it.

2174
02:01:58,560 --> 02:02:06,680
I found myself anytime like Giselle went back to being good I'm just like aww.

2175
02:02:06,680 --> 02:02:13,840
But she like she freaking rocked those like evil stepmother outfits.

2176
02:02:13,840 --> 02:02:20,080
It was so weird seeing Amy Adams play like a bad like someone bad but I loved it.

2177
02:02:20,080 --> 02:02:23,200
Yeah it was so you were about to say bad girl weren't you?

2178
02:02:23,200 --> 02:02:26,480
Yeah I resisted.

2179
02:02:26,480 --> 02:02:28,400
I can see it in your eyes.

2180
02:02:28,400 --> 02:02:34,400
We're going to try to keep it G this episode.

2181
02:02:34,400 --> 02:02:35,400
Attempt to.

2182
02:02:35,400 --> 02:02:36,400
Yeah.

2183
02:02:36,400 --> 02:02:39,600
Not like we've been cussing up a storm like we usually do.

2184
02:02:39,600 --> 02:02:42,760
Yeah but hey I haven't said the F word fully yet.

2185
02:02:42,760 --> 02:02:46,600
Not yet I'm not going to on this episode.

2186
02:02:46,600 --> 02:02:48,360
You gotta give me that.

2187
02:02:48,360 --> 02:02:50,640
Fair enough.

2188
02:02:50,640 --> 02:02:53,720
But yeah like solid 10.

2189
02:02:53,720 --> 02:02:58,320
Like I'd say I'm closer to a nine and a half.

2190
02:02:58,320 --> 02:03:00,280
I'm like I can agree with that.

2191
02:03:00,280 --> 02:03:06,720
And this is another one where it's like one out of ten but like I'd be more maybe the

2192
02:03:06,720 --> 02:03:13,040
high like 9.6 range.

2193
02:03:13,040 --> 02:03:21,320
Just because I don't think the like the silhouettes are like quite there.

2194
02:03:21,320 --> 02:03:22,320
They're close.

2195
02:03:22,320 --> 02:03:26,880
They are really freaking close but I just don't I think they're just missing something

2196
02:03:26,880 --> 02:03:30,200
defining about them.

2197
02:03:30,200 --> 02:03:31,200
That's fair.

2198
02:03:31,200 --> 02:03:32,200
That's absolutely fair.

2199
02:03:32,200 --> 02:03:36,800
But the reason I'm giving it a 10 is because like the intricacies of these these dresses

2200
02:03:36,800 --> 02:03:39,080
and outfits were just phenomenal.

2201
02:03:39,080 --> 02:03:42,680
Yeah dude straight up.

2202
02:03:42,680 --> 02:03:45,360
So yeah.

2203
02:03:45,360 --> 02:03:48,360
Like especially when they started like after the Wish.

2204
02:03:48,360 --> 02:03:53,800
Like when they started going to like the Monroe Laeja.

2205
02:03:53,800 --> 02:03:57,720
Monroe Asia whatever that place is called.

2206
02:03:57,720 --> 02:03:59,600
I already forgot to.

2207
02:03:59,600 --> 02:04:03,440
Or Monroeville.

2208
02:04:03,440 --> 02:04:06,280
Whatever the hell it's called.

2209
02:04:06,280 --> 02:04:12,440
Like once like all the the people were kind of dressed in more like fantasy garb.

2210
02:04:12,440 --> 02:04:16,820
Like that's where the outfits like really stood out to me.

2211
02:04:16,820 --> 02:04:19,480
So I thought well done.

2212
02:04:19,480 --> 02:04:21,640
Like yeah Monroe Laeja.

2213
02:04:21,640 --> 02:04:23,880
Monroe Laeja.

2214
02:04:23,880 --> 02:04:27,960
That's another thing like you couldn't come up with a better freaking name.

2215
02:04:27,960 --> 02:04:30,960
Yeah.

2216
02:04:30,960 --> 02:04:32,000
Anyway yeah.

2217
02:04:32,000 --> 02:04:34,240
So costumes.

2218
02:04:34,240 --> 02:04:37,520
I think we've been decently harsh on this movie.

2219
02:04:37,520 --> 02:04:42,920
So I think a 10 is deserved.

2220
02:04:42,920 --> 02:04:43,920
Agreed.

2221
02:04:43,920 --> 02:04:47,560
All right last up we got our own personal score.

2222
02:04:47,560 --> 02:04:55,680
Who do you want to take it first?

2223
02:04:55,680 --> 02:04:57,720
I'll take this one first.

2224
02:04:57,720 --> 02:05:00,000
Okay.

2225
02:05:00,000 --> 02:05:05,020
This was a sequel that we absolutely did not need.

2226
02:05:05,020 --> 02:05:08,480
Like we've stated multiple times.

2227
02:05:08,480 --> 02:05:15,000
And there are much better stories to be told than what was told.

2228
02:05:15,000 --> 02:05:19,520
Ones that would have felt more necessary to be told.

2229
02:05:19,520 --> 02:05:29,400
Than this just absolutely cliche teenage angst storytelling.

2230
02:05:29,400 --> 02:05:32,320
Like they did throw in some like good stuff with it.

2231
02:05:32,320 --> 02:05:35,320
Like oh I wish fairy tale world.

2232
02:05:35,320 --> 02:05:40,640
It's just it was odd.

2233
02:05:40,640 --> 02:05:42,960
It wasn't great.

2234
02:05:42,960 --> 02:05:47,200
And there was a lot of things that was just like bullshit.

2235
02:05:47,200 --> 02:05:57,400
Where like I thought the whole like like have to make the wish or like to cancel the wish

2236
02:05:57,400 --> 02:05:59,620
by midnight.

2237
02:05:59,620 --> 02:06:04,400
I thought that whole thing where they went to go stop the clock tower from dinging.

2238
02:06:04,400 --> 02:06:06,840
I'm like that's not how time works.

2239
02:06:06,840 --> 02:06:10,800
Thank you.

2240
02:06:10,800 --> 02:06:11,800
Like guess what?

2241
02:06:11,800 --> 02:06:16,480
It's past midnight you assholes.

2242
02:06:16,480 --> 02:06:21,440
That's not the only freaking clock dumbasses.

2243
02:06:21,440 --> 02:06:25,160
Like I would have laughed my ass off if another bell started going off.

2244
02:06:25,160 --> 02:06:28,320
Son of a bitch.

2245
02:06:28,320 --> 02:06:35,600
And like weren't the bells already ringing by the time they like ran up to the top?

2246
02:06:35,600 --> 02:06:36,960
That's what was like throwing me off.

2247
02:06:36,960 --> 02:06:39,440
Like yeah you'd hear like a chime like oh it's already midnight.

2248
02:06:39,440 --> 02:06:42,680
And then some character would point out oh got one minute till midnight.

2249
02:06:42,680 --> 02:06:46,160
I'm like wait it chimes when it's a minute till midnight?

2250
02:06:46,160 --> 02:06:49,240
I know that a lot of clocks will do that.

2251
02:06:49,240 --> 02:06:50,520
It's usually like 30 seconds.

2252
02:06:50,520 --> 02:06:51,520
Really?

2253
02:06:51,520 --> 02:06:52,520
Yeah.

2254
02:06:52,520 --> 02:06:53,520
It's like 30 seconds or a minute.

2255
02:06:53,520 --> 02:06:57,060
I know my grandmother's clock did that.

2256
02:06:57,060 --> 02:06:59,920
That would throw me off so much.

2257
02:06:59,920 --> 02:07:04,240
So like I mean I like that but like I kind of hate it at the same time.

2258
02:07:04,240 --> 02:07:07,160
Yeah okay well kind of.

2259
02:07:07,160 --> 02:07:17,920
So it was like her clock would go like would would ring according to the time.

2260
02:07:17,920 --> 02:07:23,120
So like you could hear how many times it like went ding ding and that's like what time it

2261
02:07:23,120 --> 02:07:24,120
was.

2262
02:07:24,120 --> 02:07:25,580
Like every hour on the hour.

2263
02:07:25,580 --> 02:07:32,240
So when it was three a ding ding ding at five ding ding ding ding ding.

2264
02:07:32,240 --> 02:07:42,880
I had to count.

2265
02:07:42,880 --> 02:07:50,200
And then at midnight it would like chime 12 times.

2266
02:07:50,200 --> 02:07:56,200
So like by the so it's like that would be the strike of midnight.

2267
02:07:56,200 --> 02:08:00,000
Would be like when when the chime was over.

2268
02:08:00,000 --> 02:08:07,280
So it would ring 12 times and then like the 12th time it'd be like past the minute.

2269
02:08:07,280 --> 02:08:10,120
So it'd be like 1201.

2270
02:08:10,120 --> 02:08:15,560
So I don't know if that's how it worked but I personally feel like they were too late

2271
02:08:15,560 --> 02:08:18,600
to have saved the town.

2272
02:08:18,600 --> 02:08:20,640
I absolutely agree.

2273
02:08:20,640 --> 02:08:22,320
Absolutely agree.

2274
02:08:22,320 --> 02:08:25,680
But what do we know movies got a movie.

2275
02:08:25,680 --> 02:08:33,600
So I left this movie disappointed.

2276
02:08:33,600 --> 02:08:40,600
I rewatched the first Enchanted just because I wanted like a refresher because I hadn't

2277
02:08:40,600 --> 02:08:45,040
seen the movie in years and like really enjoyed it.

2278
02:08:45,040 --> 02:08:49,160
And so that just kind of got me more excited for this movie.

2279
02:08:49,160 --> 02:08:53,900
And like I said I was just let down like really hard.

2280
02:08:53,900 --> 02:09:00,800
So unfortunately with this one I'm sitting at like a 68.

2281
02:09:00,800 --> 02:09:02,800
That's completely understandable.

2282
02:09:02,800 --> 02:09:08,200
Yeah honestly I don't really have anything else to add besides what Caleb said.

2283
02:09:08,200 --> 02:09:10,280
Just a very disappointing sequel.

2284
02:09:10,280 --> 02:09:19,040
Like I said I had never seen Enchanted before yesterday the 28th which I kick myself for

2285
02:09:19,040 --> 02:09:23,080
sleeping on that movie because god damn that is a great Disney movie.

2286
02:09:23,080 --> 02:09:31,040
And it just made me hate this sequel even more for how great that first one is.

2287
02:09:31,040 --> 02:09:38,680
Yeah literally everything that he said unnecessary sequel just didn't need to happen.

2288
02:09:38,680 --> 02:09:41,000
At least not in the way that it was told.

2289
02:09:41,000 --> 02:09:50,200
Yeah so you know what personal score I'm gonna actually match as well 68.

2290
02:09:50,200 --> 02:10:03,080
All righty well with that going through our scores for this movie the story sitting off

2291
02:10:03,080 --> 02:10:12,400
fairly low sitting at a 68.5 writing jumped up a couple points sitting at a 70.5 acting

2292
02:10:12,400 --> 02:10:20,360
is sitting at a fairly average range sitting at a 75 character development was just really

2293
02:10:20,360 --> 02:10:30,200
poor sitting at a 66.5 the effects we thought were decent not up to the typical Disney quality

2294
02:10:30,200 --> 02:10:32,460
that we're used to.

2295
02:10:32,460 --> 02:10:40,600
So that one's up at an 83 the music was decent but not as good as the first so we ended up

2296
02:10:40,600 --> 02:10:45,840
giving that an 8 costumes just out of the water.

2297
02:10:45,840 --> 02:10:52,360
We're giving that one a solid 10 and then our personal score sitting at a 68.

2298
02:10:52,360 --> 02:11:07,880
All right so the final Albrose letter grade for disenchanted has come to a 77.0 or C plus.

2299
02:11:07,880 --> 02:11:12,640
I don't know I freaking messed that up but whatever came to a C plus it is sitting at

2300
02:11:12,640 --> 02:11:17,040
a 77.06 percent.

2301
02:11:17,040 --> 02:11:18,320
Not bad.

2302
02:11:18,320 --> 02:11:26,440
Yeah so comparing that to other C plus movies that we have scored.

2303
02:11:26,440 --> 02:11:33,080
Where's my C plus button there it is.

2304
02:11:33,080 --> 02:11:41,440
All right so that puts it if I can find it all right so that puts disenchanted which

2305
02:11:41,440 --> 02:11:49,720
like I said is at a 77.06 it puts it above the hitman's wife's bodyguard which is that

2306
02:11:49,720 --> 02:12:00,640
is above right yeah above so that's at a 76.91 okay it's above unhinged which is at a 76.87

2307
02:12:00,640 --> 02:12:08,800
all right fair enough puts it above paws of fury the legend of hank which is at a 76.68

2308
02:12:08,800 --> 02:12:18,120
yeah I'm sorry I definitely grew it up puts it above stone cold which is at a 76.5.

2309
02:12:18,120 --> 02:12:20,280
You think Ben's gonna hate us for that.

2310
02:12:20,280 --> 02:12:29,120
I doubt it and then it puts it above my spy which is at a 75.87.

2311
02:12:29,120 --> 02:12:38,560
Going the opposite direction it is below the boondock saints which is at a 77.12.

2312
02:12:38,560 --> 02:12:46,240
It's below the strangers prey at night which is at a 77.18.

2313
02:12:46,240 --> 02:12:51,920
It's below the lost city which is at a 77.25.

2314
02:12:51,920 --> 02:12:57,920
It's below Aquaman which is at a 77.3.

2315
02:12:57,920 --> 02:13:04,160
And then finally it is below Spider-Man which is at a 77.49.

2316
02:13:04,160 --> 02:13:18,960
Okay so I mean not a completely unfaithful home I would say yeah yeah not bad yeah well

2317
02:13:18,960 --> 02:13:26,680
unless you got anything else you want to say Caleb nope all right well then I would say

2318
02:13:26,680 --> 02:13:31,400
that that concludes this episode if you like what you heard and you want to hear more be

2319
02:13:31,400 --> 02:13:35,840
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2320
02:13:35,840 --> 02:13:41,600
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2321
02:13:41,600 --> 02:13:44,920
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02:13:45,920 --> 02:13:50,480
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2324
02:13:50,480 --> 02:13:54,360
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2325
02:13:54,360 --> 02:13:58,940
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2326
02:13:58,940 --> 02:14:06,080
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02:14:06,080 --> 02:14:09,040
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2328
02:14:09,040 --> 02:14:15,040
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2329
02:14:15,040 --> 02:14:17,080
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2330
02:14:17,080 --> 02:14:24,160
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2331
02:14:24,160 --> 02:14:26,600
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2332
02:14:26,600 --> 02:14:31,720
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2333
02:14:31,720 --> 02:14:35,280
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2334
02:14:35,280 --> 02:14:40,680
Next week is episode three hundred right?

2335
02:14:40,680 --> 02:14:46,240
Nope two fifty.

2336
02:14:46,240 --> 02:14:50,840
I thought we were a lot and you know what we just talked about this at the beginning.

2337
02:14:50,840 --> 02:14:51,840
Yep we sure did.

2338
02:14:51,840 --> 02:14:55,400
You know what I think I think I just broke my promise about not saying the F word fully

2339
02:14:55,400 --> 02:15:06,200
or did that just come out as F. That sounded more like F. Oh thank God.

2340
02:15:06,200 --> 02:15:07,200
Okay.

2341
02:15:07,200 --> 02:15:08,680
Well I suck.

2342
02:15:08,680 --> 02:15:10,880
I apologize especially to you Caleb.

2343
02:15:10,880 --> 02:15:13,920
I'm so sorry but shit.

2344
02:15:13,920 --> 02:15:15,200
No you should give a shit.

2345
02:15:15,200 --> 02:15:17,840
Come on.

2346
02:15:17,840 --> 02:15:23,240
But next week episode two hundred and fifty and you all know what that means.

2347
02:15:23,240 --> 02:15:29,280
Every fifty episodes we break down a video game on this podcast and with that next week

2348
02:15:29,280 --> 02:15:37,320
we'll be breaking down Square Enix's Guardians of the Galaxy and spoiler alert it's definitely

2349
02:15:37,320 --> 02:15:41,800
better than their last Marvel game Avengers.

2350
02:15:41,800 --> 02:15:47,120
So that is definitely going to be a fun episode to look forward to.

2351
02:15:47,120 --> 02:15:50,240
So you guys can look forward to that next week.

2352
02:15:50,240 --> 02:15:53,920
But until then this has been the All Bros podcast I am Jonathan.

2353
02:15:53,920 --> 02:15:55,740
And I'm Caleb.

2354
02:15:55,740 --> 02:16:03,320
And we will catch you guys next week.

2355
02:16:03,320 --> 02:16:05,640
I don't even know where to finish with that.

2356
02:16:05,640 --> 02:16:23,840
Bye.