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What's up bros, I'm Jonathan.

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And I'm Caleb.

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We are a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews out

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there with as little bias as possible.

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Welcome to the All Bros.

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This week, we got nothing for 4K Spotlight.

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My wallet thanks you.

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Through the wall, we got our first...

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Actually, is this the first?

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So what we initially got was a teaser.

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So this is like our first trailer.

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Okay, so we got a huge first trailer that we got to talk about, which actually dropped

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this morning that we are recording this.

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So on December 13th, so we'll be talking about that.

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And then we will be moving on to our headliner of the evening, which will be our breakdown

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of Violent Night starring David Harbour.

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So Caleb, what do you say we get started?

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I say let's do this.

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All right.

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All right, so jumping straight into it for Through the Wall, we got our first official

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full trailer for Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse.

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And oh my god.

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That's all I can say is just oh my god.

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I don't know, like just because I was like frickin like in awe of everything that was

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happening on the screen watching this trailer that like literally the Internet had to help

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me see every single frickin reference that was in one of the shots as they're traveling

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through the Spider-Verse because holy shit, so many Spider-Mans to pay attention to.

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Dude, holy crap.

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I don't even know what to say about this trailer.

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It was frickin awesome.

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Yeah, it was so like honestly, I love that we start with Miles having we start with Miles

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starting to have that talk with his mom and that's how it ends.

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And I love how she points out that you're growing up, you're leaving this little boy

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behind, but I still want you to keep that little boy alive.

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Can you do that for me?

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And such a sweet moment.

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Oh my gosh, it frickin hits you right in the feels, dude.

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It really does.

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And God, what is it the line that Spidey or Gwen Stacy says?

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Was it we're supposed to be the good guys?

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Yeah, who is she?

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I can't remember who she's talking to.

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And I think she's talking to Miles.

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That's okay.

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At least that's what I understood from it.

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She could have been talking to anyone for all we know, because we never really saw her

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say it.

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True.

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That is a very good point.

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But this movie seems like it's going to be a little bit wild.

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Oh yeah, this looks like it's balls to the walls.

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Yeah, like I have a feeling that there's some time travel aspect to this movie and future

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Miles or alternate reality Miles is jacking shit up for the Spider-verse and it's pissing

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all the other Spider-men off.

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That would make a lot of sense.

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Yeah, because it's like, why else would they all frickin just attack him?

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Yeah, straight up.

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Like what the hell did Miles ever do to you guys, except for the point that you brought

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It did, yeah.

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So if they go that route, that's going to be frickin insane, dude.

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Yeah, all I know is I gotta start preparing my eyes for this visual masterpiece.

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Even if this isn't, I just feel this is going to be a superior sequel.

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I'm just calling it right now.

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That is a very bold statement.

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Oh, I know.

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But even if I'm wrong, and it doesn't live up to the original, at least we can say that

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the visuals were just as good because even from this trailer, you can tell that, I don't

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know, even just like remembering the first one, you can just tell that they cranked up

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the visuals just a little bit.

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They look even better.

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They look incredible.

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So I'm very happy with what we're seeing.

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Dude, his swinging especially.

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Oh my god.

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Dude, he looks so good.

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The animation in this is crisp as hell.

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Yeah, oh my god, it's so beautiful.

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I feel like this movie just proves that 2D animation is not dead.

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There is a desire for it in the public world.

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Dude, this just like going to see this in the theaters is going to, I mean, I get this experience

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every single time I get to see a 2D animated film in the theaters because this was the

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way with Bob's Burgers movie.

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hand drawn animation.

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It just makes you smile.

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I freaking love it.

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There's just something about that feel.

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I know that it's not true 2D animation, but it feels like it.

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It gives you enough of it.

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Like obviously, I think it's just made it more crisp, like the 2D because 2D, it was

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kind of a guessing game on what characters looked like at different angles.

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looks like from like this angle or that angle or whatever it may be.

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And then with that, you can go a lot more stylized than you could with a three dimensional

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world.

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Exactly.

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So I'm beyond excited for this movie to come out.

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Even if my guess is wrong and it's not like future Miles jacking everything up, what we

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saw has me hyped enough to go see this day frickin one in IMAX.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, I will be there Thursday night, CineMark XD.

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Yep.

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Absa frickin' Lutely.

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Like there is no frickin' doubt about that whatsoever.

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So I think it kind of goes without saying we're sitting at a very solid 10 on our excitement

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level.

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There's no changing that.

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Honestly, even before this trailer came out, I was at a 10.

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Yeah, I think that just goes to show how good we thought the first one was.

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Yeah, dude.

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The first one is such a...

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I consider the first one a masterpiece and there's a reason why it won for best animated

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film at the Oscars the year it came out.

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Absolutely deserved it.

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If it didn't win, I was going to be so pissed off because I mean, I forgot what it was against,

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but yeah, it deserved to win hands down.

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What year did that movie come out?

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2018 or was it 19?

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I think it was 29.

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No, I think it was 2018 because it came out in December, right?

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Let's see.

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2018.

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The Oscars 2018 film nominations.

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Oh wait, technically that would have been 2019, right?

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Oh, yeah.

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Good point.

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Yeah, it was going up against shit.

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It was going up against The Incredibles 2.

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Which was such a disappointment.

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I wouldn't say such a disappointment.

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It was decent, but I mean, the animation was fine.

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Not at the same level as freaking Into the Spider-Verse though.

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And it just wasn't as good as the first.

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Then it was going up against Isle of Dogs.

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That was a really good one.

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I really enjoyed that movie.

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Yeah, but like Spider-Verse level.

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Okay, not as good.

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And then another animated film called Mirai.

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I have never heard of that.

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It kind of has like a Studio Ghibli feel to it.

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Interesting.

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So I kind of like that animation style.

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So that's actually one I might check out.

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So I have not seen it.

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So I'm not going to make any judgment calls on that one.

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So if it was better than Into the Spider-Verse, we're sorry, I guess.

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But then the last one, like the last nomination that it was going up against, that I honestly

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will say did not deserve to be on this list.

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Self-Breaks the Internet.

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Oh yeah, I absolutely agree.

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I can't argue that.

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So yeah, Into the Spider-Verse, with the caveat that Mirai is an adequate film, absolutely

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deserved this win.

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Well, so as we said, we are at a 10 for Across the Spider-Verse.

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Can't wait for this to come out.

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It's coming out in May, right?

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Okay, cool.

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So that covers us for Through the Wall.

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So Caleb, what do you say we move on to our headliner?

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I say let's do it.

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All right.

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So this week's headliner will be Breaking Down, David Harbour's Violent Night.

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This movie, what, just came out like a couple, like what, like two weeks ago?

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Yeah, so it came out December 2nd, if I'm not mistaken.

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You are absolutely right.

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Hell yeah, that doesn't happen very often.

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God, give yourself some credit.

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Dude, I'm horrible with dates.

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I wouldn't say you're horrible.

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I mean, I feel you remember like the most important ones.

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Yeah, like ones that are personal to me and then ones for movies that I'm super excited

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about.

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See, that's all you need to know.

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That's all that matters.

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Yeah, but it's like, for me, it's like the next movie I'm excited about.

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It's not like every single movie, like you could, I couldn't tell you the release dates

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of like the next Marvel movies.

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All I know is the next one comes out February 17th, which just so happens to be Iris's

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birthday.

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So I'm going to have to make a very hard decision.

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Oh, God, imagine, imagine Iris, older listens to this episode and she's just like, hmm,

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see where your bond was that dad.

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I love you too.

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I feel by the time that she's actually listening to this, she'll have had a couple more birthdays

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that coincide with Marvel release dates and she'll know.

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She'll understand one day.

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She'll understand.

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Yeah, I'm just gonna but no, like all jokes aside, I am going to try and get a tickets

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for that Thursday night because her birthday is on a Friday.

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Yeah, that's a good call.

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I think let me, let me just double check.

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Yeah, her birthday is on a Friday.

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So I'm probably going to go try and see it the 16th.

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What actually I can go to a later viewing if I if I need to, because I will absolutely

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be taking Iris's birthday off.

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I think I think Braille would kill you if you didn't.

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I think she would too.

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And Braille is not a violent person, but I feel that's that's kind of a strong assumption

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of yours.

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Apparently, I didn't know Braille as well as I thought.

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Anywho, yeah, well, like I don't know what you're waiting for.

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I'm not taking that back.

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No, I know you're not.

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Oh, I know you're not.

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I'm just going to find I'm just going to laugh my ass off if she, you know, like while you're

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editing this and she hears that part, she just busts through the door.

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What?

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Yeah, I know.

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Gotta be careful.

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Like it kind of feels like that.

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Key and peel sketch.

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Oh my god.

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Yes.

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You know the one I'm talking about.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, before we say anything else that Braille might overhear.

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Caleb, you want to let people know how we break down movies on this podcast?

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I would love to.

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just for shits and giggles just so we can have like an official ranking.

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Yeah.

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I forgot, usually the next line comes from you when you're just like, so if you haven't

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seen Violent Night, Rose is about to spoil the entire time.

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I guess I can do that.

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Well, I kind of cut you off.

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Sorry.

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No, you're good.

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Yeah.

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So if you have not seen Violent Night, we highly recommend you go check this out and

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yeah, just go check it out.

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It's a freaking spoiler alert, really good movie.

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Yeah, it really is.

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It's such a fun Christmas movie.

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So yeah, so if you've not seen it, you have been properly warned.

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And if you listen past this point, Rose is going to spoil the whole thing for you.

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So listen at your own, what's the word, discretion?

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Yeah, discretion sounds better.

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Yeah.

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So if it's spoiled for you after now, it's your own fault.

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Yep.

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You've been given the proper heads up.

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Alright, so on Christmas Eve, Santa Claus drinks at a Bristol pub and laments that children

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have become increasingly materialistic in a world unaware he actually exists.

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Flying off with his reindeer and sleigh, he accidentally bump into something.

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This is like, this was the perfect way to introduce the title card because the way that

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the bar lady just looks up and oh, she's like, oh my God, it's really Santa Claus.

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It just gets covered in bark.

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Dude, this set the tone flawlessly.

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It really did.

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Oh my God.

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Oh, I freaking loved it.

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It was freaking disgusting because it was like chunky or had like rice flicking shit

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in it.

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That was so gross.

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And of course, you know, since she's out in the cold, you can see like the steam coming

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off of it because it was, oh, dude, that made it worse.

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That made it worse.

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Yeah, it did.

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Alright, before we accidentally hurl.

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You good?

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Yep.

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Okay.

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In Greenwich, Connecticut, Jason Lightstone, his estranged wife, Linda, and their daughter

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Trudy visit his mother Gertrude's mansion to celebrate Christmas with his alcoholic

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sister Alva, her new boyfriend and wannabe action star Morgan Steele, and Alva's online

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streamer son Bertrude.

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Finding an old walkie talkie for Trudy to talk to Santa, Jason and Linda overhear her

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only wish to become a family again.

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Drunkenly delivering gifts, Santa arrives at the Lightstone estate where the caterers

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reveal themselves to be mercenaries with Christmas themed code names.

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Led by Mr. Scrooge, they slaughter the staff and take the family hostage.

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Santa is discovered by one of the henchmen whose gunfire scares away the reindeer and

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they fight until Santa knocks him out of a window to his death.

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Stranded, Santa decides to save Trudy and her family from Scrooge who demands the 300

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million in cash from the mansion's vault.

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Santa kills another henchman and takes his radio coming across Trudy's channel and finds

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the mercenaries on his magical naughty list.

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Yeah, can we just talk about how freaking badass that was?

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Like when he's talking about a certain person or a nice list.

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Just he literally pulls it up and there's the person that he's talking about and showcases

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that they're naughty or nice and just yeah.

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And what they've done to be on that.

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Yeah, so badass.

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I freaking love that.

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I love people's interpretation of how Santa works.

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Right?

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And the fact that like in this movie, even he doesn't understand fully how his magic

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works.

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I loved that part that they touched upon that.

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Yeah, like it's it was actually kind of refreshing as opposed to like some other Santa.

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Theories or ideas that we've seen like for one I'm thinking.

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What is it like the Santa Claus movies, the ones with Tim Allen and like they never really

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explain it, but they've started to get into a little bit more detail about what happens

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where it's like interdimensional travel.

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And that's how he's able to get from city to city super freaking fast as well as like

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time displacement and.

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Like all that crazy stuff.

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So it's like he puts the world on pause while he goes and goes freaking nuts.

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And then Christmas Chronicles.

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I don't know if you've seen those ones.

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I still haven't.

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Yeah, they kind of have a similar thing, but he's able to like that Santa is able to like

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move very quickly.

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He turns himself into what's called coal dust.

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And that's how he like travels into people's homes and drops off the gift.

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So he's just like really fast and his sled is all like constantly like he doesn't land

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on rooftops very often.

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He just like the sleigh just kind of like floats midair and kind of follows him around.

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And so when he's ready to hop in and go to the next city, like he just like does his

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weird magic and gets into the sled and like takes off.

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But this kind of has like a more.

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Classic feel for how he delivers gifts.

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Where it's it's not like anything super crazy.

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Like he has like the.

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The tapping his nose and turning into dust to travel up the.

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Yeah, which is awesome.

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Yeah, I've always really liked that.

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That method.

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But a freaking yeah love what they've done to to Santa and this same here.

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When Trudy's walkie talkies discovered Jason tells their captors that she is simply playing

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make believe and declares that Santa is not real, causing her to run and hide in the attic.

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Santa reassures Trudy over the radio, revealing that he was once Nickamond the Red, a bloodthirsty

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Viking warrior and finds comfort in his 1100 years of marriage to Mrs. Claus.

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One of the henchmen Krampus forces the family to present their gifts to Gertrude who was

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surprised by a car from Jason.

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Wounded, Santa is captured by Scrooge who bears a childhood grudge against Christmas.

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His knowledge of their real identities convinces henchmen Gingerbread and Candy Cane that he

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is real and he uses his magic to escape through the chimney.

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Gertrude's private kill squad arrives, led by Commander Thorpe, but are in league with

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Scrooge and Killmorgan when he tries to escape.

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Finding.

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Finding the vault empty, Scrooge threatens Linda and Jason confesses that he stole the

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money and was planning to flee with his wife and daughter, which he explained in his car

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to his mother.

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He reveals the money hidden in a nativity scene outside and Gertrude forgives his treachery

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as a lightstone rite of passage.

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Retreating to his shed, Santa finds a sledgehammer and brutally slaughters the kill squad.

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Trudy creates traps inspired by Home Alone, resulting in Gingerbread's death and Candy

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Cane prepares to shoot her but is killed by Santa.

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Scrooge gives the orders to kill the hostages but Alva, Linda, and Bert manage to kill Krampus

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instead.

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Scrooge and Thorpe flee into the woods with the money and a captive Gertrude pursued by

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Santa.

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Linda kills the last mercenary and Trudy sees her parents reunite with a kiss.

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Lured by Scrooge, Santa crashes into a cabin and Scrooge finds himself on the naughty list

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and acknowledges Santa is real but is determined to kill him and end Christmas.

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They fight and Scrooge gains the upper hand but Santa uses his magic to drag him up the

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cabin's chimney, crushing and eviscerating Scrooge.

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Dude, the visceral reaction that I had to that, that will haunt my nightmares for years.

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You know what, fair enough man, fair enough.

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That was so freaking brutal.

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Yeah, yeah, that was very disturbing.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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We'll get into it a little bit more but I had to say something there.

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That was just...

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Santa is fatally shot by Thorpe who is killed by Gertrude and Jason burns some of the money

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to keep him warm but Santa succumbs to his wounds.

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Trudy inspires her family to all declare their belief in Santa and he is revived admitting

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that he still does not really understand how Christmas magic works.

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His reindeer return and Santa bids goodbye to Trudy before flying off to finish delivering

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gifts his faith in Christmas renewed.

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And Caleb, I apologize, I lied to you.

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In a mid-credits scene...

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No, I did see that one.

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Oh, I didn't see this.

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In a mid-credits scene, Bert records a video with Thorpe's corpse boasting that Santa is

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real.

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Hold up, you didn't even stay for the full credits?

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No, uh-uh.

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And you...

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You son of a bitch.

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Okay, I have a defense here.

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I think I have a defense.

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Okay, so I went to see this...

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Okay, so I went to see Violent Night with my buddy Ryan and we wanted to grab... because

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I wanted to take him to try Zaxby's but we had to make sure that we had enough time to

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do that so he could make it home in time to make bedtime for his daughter.

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So...

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Dude, you know what you say then?

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You know what you say then?

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I don't know, Caleb.

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I didn't stay for the full credits.

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I regret nothing.

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Dude, I was getting up and walking out and then I realized that I forgot my drink and

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so I walked back and then I saw that mid-credits scene and I'm like, that asshole.

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Son of a bitch!

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And so then I sat back down and googled and I'm like, okay, is there anything else?

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And luckily it said no, it's just the mid-credits scene and I'm like, good, and I got up and

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left.

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So now you know to never trust me when it comes to asking.

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I know, next time I'm going to be like, hey, any end credit?

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No.

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Did you sit through the entire credits?

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No.

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Then your opinion is not valid.

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I know, dude.

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I always try to hit you up like anytime I know that I'm going to see a movie before you.

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Yeah.

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Like I always try to freaking hit you up and be like, oh yeah.

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I appreciate that.

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Yeah, you freaking should, dude.

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I'm sorry.

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Like I freaking mess up my bladder because of shit like that.

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Hey, you know what?

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There's a huge fix for that.

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Don't buy a drink.

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How about you don't tell me how to live my life, Rose?

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How about you don't give me shit when...

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All right, I got nothing.

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I can't justify anything of what I said.

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Yeah, not getting a drink.

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You're freaking nuts.

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All I'm going to say is, dad was able to make it home to give his daughter a good night

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hug and that's all that matters.

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Fair enough.

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Anywho, story.

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I was actually really surprised at how well this story worked.

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Dude, right?

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Same.

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It had a really decent flow.

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It built up enough of a story that made sense.

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It was a good time.

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It was.

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I have a question though.

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Did you feel that it was too long at all or do you feel like it was perfectly paced?

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When me and Ryan went to Zaxby's, we were talking about this and we were both talking

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about how we both enjoyed it.

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I said, for some reason, I feel like they could have cut it down a little bit, but I

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don't know exactly where.

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That's the problem.

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So I can't back up my claim.

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That's really tough.

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I completely understand where you're coming from with that.

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Yes, there were definitely times where I'm like, all right, like freaking pick it up.

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I can't recall where.

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I can't think of anywhere that they've been like, oh, you can cut this down.

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You definitely don't want them to cut down any of the violence because holy shit, like

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Santa, the last 30 minutes of this movie, especially, Santa comes to freaking play and

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it is amazing.

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Don't even get me started on the home alone traps that Trudy sets because I was laughing

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my ass off when they see them.

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They're just like, wow.

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Yeah, kid, you're supposed to hide this stuff when you try to home alone us.

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Dude, that was so violent.

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It was so great.

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Oh my God.

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I lost it.

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Yeah.

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I felt bad because I'm like, oh my gosh, she gave away her position.

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This isn't going to end well.

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I figured the girl would be fine.

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I'm like, but this is going to be a tough one to get out of.

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And then when they pan down and show the freaking one step that was jacked up, I was like, oh,

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no.

491
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,480
Oh, he's screwed.

492
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,480
Yeah.

493
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:50,480
And then he freaking.

494
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:51,480
Oh, dude, same.

495
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:52,480
Yeah.

496
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:59,880
When that that nail went through his chin, I'm like, oh, I know, dude, it's the same

497
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,880
way I feel about shit going through people's hands.

498
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:03,880
Yeah.

499
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,880
Oh yeah.

500
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,880
Like in Ready or Not.

501
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:07,880
Yeah.

502
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,840
Did I just bring back some trauma?

503
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,840
Yep.

504
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:12,840
Just a little bit.

505
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:13,840
You're well.

506
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,040
Oh my gosh, dude.

507
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:24,480
Like there's some things that I absolutely feel like with that home alone scene that

508
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,400
were ridiculous.

509
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:32,400
Like the way that what's his face was holding the nail up above his head, like like he was

510
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:36,800
studying the nail.

511
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:41,480
And then it then it like goes up to like the bowling balls that are coming down and like

512
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:46,360
knocking this this girl over and she like grabs one and like flings it down the stairs

513
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,200
and it hits.

514
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:54,640
I think the pacing there was a little off because it's like because it's like he picks

515
00:32:54,640 --> 00:33:01,080
it up, goes to look at like picks the nail up, like looks at it above his head, which

516
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,320
already is like a horrible decision.

517
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,200
Yeah, true.

518
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,200
Yeah.

519
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:12,520
Like I the way that I personally would have gone about that is have him stand up, pull

520
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:17,720
the nail out, turn around so his back's to the the ladder.

521
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,160
And then he's like looking at the nail and then have the bowling ball hit him in the

522
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:26,760
back of the head and like frickin Joker smash him into the nail.

523
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:27,760
Yes.

524
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:28,760
All right.

525
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,600
Yeah, I would have loved that.

526
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,600
Yeah.

527
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,560
Then you like same effect like you frickin have him.

528
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:38,760
Like I think they just wanted him to fall back on those.

529
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,760
The frickin floor mat.

530
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:41,760
Yeah.

531
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,800
Oh, yeah, absolutely agree.

532
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:50,920
So I like like I said, personally would have done that a little bit different.

533
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:58,080
Like maybe have him get knocked out by the bowling ball and then like face plant into

534
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,080
the mat.

535
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,080
Yeah, there you go.

536
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,160
Or just something along those lines.

537
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:08,000
I think him lifting the nail over his head was a tad ridiculous.

538
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:13,160
Yeah, I can definitely agree with that.

539
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:23,520
Yeah, but I mean, that was like I said, I can't tell where the pacing was off.

540
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:30,040
Like I know that there it was like like you said, like it was noticeably a little long.

541
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:34,720
But I don't know where it felt that way.

542
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:35,720
Yeah.

543
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:38,680
Like, because how long was this movie?

544
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,440
It's like an hour.

545
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,440
Okay, hour 50.

546
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:47,960
Okay, so it was definitely almost close to two hours.

547
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:48,960
Yeah.

548
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:55,240
So I'm sure you could have cut 10 minutes somewhere, but I just don't know where I bet

549
00:34:55,240 --> 00:35:06,280
you probably could have cut it around maybe where Santa's just kind of meandering around

550
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:11,240
in the mansion, like where he falls asleep in the massage chair.

551
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:14,000
Yeah, that's a good point.

552
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,480
Like you probably could have cut it there.

553
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:20,160
And like all of his shenanigans there.

554
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:25,920
Because I think that's probably where it was a bit slow.

555
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,560
Oh and then definitely some of the stuff with like the parents, I think like they just needed

556
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,320
a kiss and like move on.

557
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:38,600
Like I think the action needed to happen more immediate, where they didn't have to have

558
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,520
like that weird level of the conversation between the two of them.

559
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:46,260
And then it's like, oh, almost kiss and then boom, you have to fight this bad guy.

560
00:35:46,260 --> 00:35:51,600
And then back to like romantic moment and then you get back to Santa.

561
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:55,720
Like I think you probably could have cut the weird conversation.

562
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:59,680
Yeah, I can definitely agree with that.

563
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:06,840
I'm trying to think like anything else that probably would have improved the pacing, but

564
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:12,080
I mean story wise, like I said, like it had a decent flow.

565
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,520
It was just noticeably long.

566
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:18,800
It's just hard to pinpoint.

567
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:23,120
But I mean the story overall was fairly good.

568
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,040
I mean it's not like top tier or anything.

569
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:34,720
No, but I mean when you decide, oh hey, you know, like let's turn Santa into a bloody

570
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:39,920
murderer because his actions are justified.

571
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:47,800
But just seeing like a violent bloody Santa, but for like the right reasons, that just

572
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,320
screams a good time to me.

573
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,320
Oh yeah.

574
00:36:53,320 --> 00:37:04,440
This movie did a really solid job at like motivations and everything and like even explain

575
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:13,840
why or how Santa knew how to fight, like making him a Viking warrior, which was kind of badass.

576
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,280
Yeah, that was a nice touch.

577
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:22,680
And it didn't feel like honestly out of place at all because I feel that they kind of lead

578
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,960
up to that with like when he's like bandaging his wound once and you know, like yes, you

579
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,400
know, take off his shirt and everything.

580
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,320
And so you see all those tattoos.

581
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:34,920
So you're wondering like, hmm, like I wonder where those come from, why he has those.

582
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,960
And they explain that when he's talking about his days as a Viking.

583
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:44,420
Yeah, like I freaking loved that aspect.

584
00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:48,680
Like it made Santa like, oh, he's been through some shit.

585
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,400
Yeah.

586
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:56,320
But I think honestly all it did for me was make me want like an origin, like okay, how

587
00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:00,520
the hell did Christmas magic come into play then?

588
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:05,840
Dude, I'll take a spin off of this movie with David Harbour.

589
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,120
Yeah.

590
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,920
I would literally, I would watch any movie with David Harbour just because I have such

591
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,800
a great time watching him and anything he's in.

592
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,000
Yeah I'm trying to see.

593
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:23,560
So I know that like Christmas is like a pagan holiday, right?

594
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,480
As far as I know, yes.

595
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,480
Okay.

596
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:32,440
So let's see what Vikings practice.

597
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:41,480
Okay so Vikings practiced an old Norse religion or Norse paganism.

598
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,280
Huh.

599
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,000
Okay.

600
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,360
Interesting.

601
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,360
Kind of cool.

602
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,920
Gosh, I want an origin story for this Santa.

603
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:57,160
Dude, I honestly hope we get a sequel out of this.

604
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,200
This was so well done.

605
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,320
I do too.

606
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:02,840
Such a fun movie.

607
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,320
It was so much fun.

608
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:12,820
But like I said, I think story, it is very much above average for me.

609
00:39:12,820 --> 00:39:14,360
I would absolutely agree with that.

610
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:21,160
It's honestly, and I know that they made references to both of these movies a ton.

611
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:25,600
They had very Die Hard vibes.

612
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,240
Yeah it did.

613
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:33,640
Did you, I forget where he said it, but Bruce Willis recently came out and said, everyone

614
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,560
needs to listen to me, okay?

615
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,640
Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.

616
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,840
Now you guys can move on with your lives.

617
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,360
Please don't be interested in that.

618
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,560
Yes it freaking is.

619
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,240
Don't lie, Bruce Willis.

620
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:51,760
I've never seen Die Hard so I can't say anything.

621
00:39:51,760 --> 00:40:01,720
I've seen it like once, but it is absolutely a Christmas movie whether he likes it or not.

622
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:09,080
So sorry Bruce Willis, but you're wrong.

623
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,160
Where are you sitting with the story?

624
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:20,080
Like I said, it's not that I had a problem with the pacing entirely.

625
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:25,400
Like I said, it felt like it could have been cut in some parts.

626
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:30,840
You pointed out a part that it could definitely be cut in, but I'm sure that, I have a feeling

627
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:35,480
that when I watch this a second time, when it comes to Blu-ray, I'll probably be able

628
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,800
to point out, okay you could have cut that down a little more, you could have cut that

629
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:39,800
down a little more.

630
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:46,120
I'll be able to truly point out where they could have cut it, probably like 10 minutes.

631
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:58,480
But overall, it's such a fun, interesting story and it kept my attention the whole time.

632
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:02,020
I don't really have a lot of problems with the story.

633
00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:05,080
It definitely does what it sets out to do.

634
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:09,880
It's called Violent Night, so you get a violent story with Santa Claus.

635
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,680
But like I said, his actions are justified.

636
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:18,520
So story-wise, I'm going to go an 81.

637
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,840
That is actually right around where I was at.

638
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:28,240
I might be a little higher than you, so I'm probably at like an 83.

639
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,800
Very nice.

640
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:39,080
I had a freaking blast with this and it was like I said, an 83 is exactly where I would

641
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:43,040
put Die Hard.

642
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:48,920
And most above average action movies.

643
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:53,000
It's not like top tier or anything.

644
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:58,080
It's exactly what it needs to be, but it's still offering a decent amount of value other

645
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:03,280
than just freaking blood and gore.

646
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:04,280
Very true.

647
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:11,920
I feel a lot of action movies can suffer through issues like that where it just feels like

648
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:16,280
oh, this was just gory for gore's sake.

649
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,040
This felt like it needed to be that way.

650
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,640
Oh yeah, absolutely.

651
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:28,760
So yeah, like I said, sitting at an 83 for me.

652
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:33,240
Moving on over to writing.

653
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:37,400
There is a lot of cheese in this.

654
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,760
There definitely was.

655
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,640
I feel that there's...

656
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,920
They definitely wrote it to where like, oh, you're supposed to like this side of the family

657
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:49,000
and then you're supposed to not like this side of the family.

658
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:56,920
Especially his sister side, you're made out to hate these characters up until when the

659
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:04,200
Scrooge and his team bust in and they actually kind of start towards the end, at least I

660
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:11,560
feel, trying to become a family again, which in some instances it didn't really feel earned.

661
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:19,320
Because honestly, I feel like at the end you don't really...what's his name?

662
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:20,320
Joshua?

663
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,200
The main guy?

664
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,200
Jason.

665
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,600
Jason, sorry, thank you.

666
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:34,160
I feel him and his sister, their relationship still feels like the exact same to me at the

667
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,160
end of the movie.

668
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:46,240
It feels like nothing changed from what they went through on Christmas Eve.

669
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:52,000
It definitely had a lot of classic, oh, you're supposed to love this character, you're supposed

670
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,480
to hate this character writing stereotypes.

671
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,480
Yeah.

672
00:43:55,480 --> 00:44:03,680
It was hard for me to focus at all with the Lightstones.

673
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:09,320
I feel like my main focus was Santa and his story.

674
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:15,600
Oh yeah, that's what you come to this movie for.

675
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:26,000
It did feel very cheesy dialogue where, I don't know, where it was just very competitive

676
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:31,240
and talking like, oh, or where his sister goes like, I'm out to get you.

677
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:33,280
Like, okay, fricking shut up.

678
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,280
Yeah.

679
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,520
Like, we can tell.

680
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:40,000
You can just be a kiss ass and give him dirty looks and whatnot.

681
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,120
You don't have to announce it to the world.

682
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:46,800
Like, oh, I'm out to get you and all the family sucks.

683
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:51,680
Oh, I have this fricking douchebag of a son.

684
00:44:51,680 --> 00:45:00,680
Dude, there's nothing I hate more than fricking portrayals of social media influencers.

685
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:06,920
Dude, I will admit though, the joke when they're just like, you named your son Bertrude because

686
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,840
we named our daughter Gertrude.

687
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,240
That's not even a real name.

688
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:12,760
That didn't give me a good chuckle.

689
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:13,760
That was funny.

690
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:14,760
Yeah.

691
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:15,760
Don't get me wrong.

692
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:20,840
There was definitely some good laughs, but I feel like there was a lot of weird dialogue,

693
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:28,200
especially the one that is the highlight for me was Krampus.

694
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,980
The dude was just over the top weird.

695
00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:35,880
He was, but I loved it.

696
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:40,520
I liked it to a point and then it just felt too much.

697
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,520
I can definitely agree with that.

698
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,840
I feel like when it was actually like really funny to me is when, I mean, it's kind of

699
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:52,740
like a dark situation is when he's like, when he's having like all the family members like

700
00:45:52,740 --> 00:45:56,160
open the gifts because they're not going to be around in the morning to open them and

701
00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:01,120
he's like, calm seem like, Oh, you know, grandmother didn't like her present.

702
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,520
Who's next?

703
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:10,160
That was, I liked that scene, but I feel when it came to when Scrooge says to execute, execute

704
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:18,960
all the, all of the hostages, he got a little way too extra at that.

705
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,840
It just, I don't know.

706
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,120
He was a little too much for me.

707
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,120
I get it.

708
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:27,800
You're psycho, you're, you're, you're having fun in a really F'ed up way.

709
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:32,800
Um, but, uh, yeah, we'll dial it down a little bit.

710
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:38,080
I thought it was so freaking weird when screw, I think one thing you probably could have

711
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:43,580
cut out was the whole nutcracker thing.

712
00:46:43,580 --> 00:46:48,120
Like the one where it's where like the little nutcracker where it like, she busts up his

713
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,920
hand or his finger.

714
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,400
Like that was jacked up.

715
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,040
Yeah, that was fine.

716
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,440
But do we really have to bring it back with the big one?

717
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:56,440
Oh yeah.

718
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,440
Let's really make it a nutcracker.

719
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,440
Yeah.

720
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,640
And then he, that was such a stupid joke.

721
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,280
It was ridiculous.

722
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:06,280
And then everyone, like, I think that's where it could have been cropped.

723
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,920
I'm not touching his balls.

724
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:12,680
Like I'm not, I'm not touching his junk and then Krampus is like, I'll do it.

725
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:13,680
Freaking creep.

726
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:14,680
Yeah.

727
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:15,680
Seriously.

728
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:23,520
Like the only way that I feel that, um, that that scene would have worked is if Scrooge

729
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:28,360
would have been like, okay, now like you made it weird.

730
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,800
Yeah, that would have been funny.

731
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:37,000
And then just like gone straight into like violent mode and like gotten to his head or

732
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,680
whatever.

733
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,520
Yeah.

734
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,280
Like just something along those lines.

735
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:49,720
But I think as soon as like Krampus like joined in, it just like, okay, this seems excessive.

736
00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:53,360
Yeah I agree.

737
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:56,080
Did you actually like remember all of their code names?

738
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,400
Cause I sure as hell didn't.

739
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,000
I think Krampus is the only one that I actually remembered.

740
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,360
Besides Scrooge, of course.

741
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:10,360
I saw the only reason I even remember remembered Krampus was because I have the IMDB up with

742
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,360
the list.

743
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:16,280
So, no, I didn't remember like all of theirs.

744
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:22,240
The ones that they have is, they have Krampus is like the big one.

745
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:29,280
Gingerbread and Candy Cane were the two that were running around closely with Scrooge.

746
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,760
And then they have Sugarplum, which was the hacker.

747
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,020
Oh, okay.

748
00:48:35,020 --> 00:48:40,920
And then everyone else, like they have a couple others, but I think they were just throw away.

749
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:46,480
I gotta give them credit, you know, interesting code names.

750
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:51,280
I like that they were getting into the Christmas spirit with that.

751
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:55,800
Yeah.

752
00:48:55,800 --> 00:49:03,120
It was hard because it's like a lot of cheesy lines from everyone like that felt unnecessary.

753
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,560
I will say there were definitely some smart ones thrown in.

754
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:10,520
Like, I was actually surprised when Scrooge came in and he's like, I'm just going to start

755
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,520
blowing people away unless they tell me where the money is.

756
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:19,360
And then, freaking Bertrude hits him with like, well, if you just start shooting randomly,

757
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:23,560
like what happens if you accidentally shoot the person that knows where the money is?

758
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,640
It's like, wow, the kid actually has a brain.

759
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:32,480
No, he's just like, he like pauses and he's like, F you guys.

760
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,480
Yeah.

761
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:41,600
Because I'm like, oh, that's like a really good point.

762
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:46,520
Ah, that was so freaking solid.

763
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:54,920
I'm trying to think of like, what are you stuff?

764
00:49:54,920 --> 00:50:00,200
Like of like something and I don't know if he had a lot, but like of like the funny,

765
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:05,600
like play on Christmas saying Santa had like when he's like, it's time for some seasons

766
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:09,920
beatings or no shit like that.

767
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:13,840
That's shit that I feel you need in an action movie like this.

768
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,200
So I wasn't too upset about it.

769
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,680
Yeah, good point.

770
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:24,400
Like I feel, I think this just goes to show how good of an actor David Harbor is because

771
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,400
he pulled it off.

772
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,400
Amazing.

773
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,120
Yeah, he sold that shit.

774
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:32,680
No, do he even sold the freaking ho ho ho like laugh?

775
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,280
Yeah, he did.

776
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:40,120
Like I don't think that there's very many Santas that can pull that off.

777
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:45,320
Like Tim Allen has pulled it off.

778
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:50,720
And like, as far as I'm aware, he's the only like real one that's pulled off like legitimate

779
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:54,000
like ho ho ho and make it sound like a laugh.

780
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:58,240
Yeah, I would absolutely agree with that actually.

781
00:50:58,240 --> 00:51:07,640
Like I just recently rewatched Christmas Chronicles and Kurt Russell attempts to do some ho ho

782
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:13,640
ho's, but it comes off like really forced.

783
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:18,040
Then I'm thinking through other like Christmas movies.

784
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:21,720
Arthur Christmas I watched recently.

785
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,220
That one like the same thing.

786
00:51:23,220 --> 00:51:30,280
It's just a little like, like a little over the top, like just too much.

787
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:35,200
But I think David Harbor sold it as like a genuine laugh.

788
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,840
Yeah, I would absolutely agree.

789
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:46,760
Yeah, so really appreciated his his ho ho ho's and then the like the just the one liners

790
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:51,320
like Santa Claus is coming to town like, oh yeah.

791
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:57,160
Like I was I was here for it.

792
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:58,160
Fair enough, man.

793
00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:59,160
Fair enough.

794
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,600
I'll agree with that.

795
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,560
And I freaking loved it.

796
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:11,280
I freaking love the.

797
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:15,700
I love like the conversations he was having with the reindeer.

798
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:18,880
Like that shit was so funny.

799
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:23,320
And who did he call out for shitting on the roof?

800
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,320
Was it Blitzen?

801
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:25,320
Yeah.

802
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,320
OK.

803
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:36,000
And then like as he's going in the house, like Rudolph wouldn't do this shit.

804
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Freaking loved that.

805
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:44,320
Dude, I will say if there is any underrepresented reindeer, it's freaking Rudolph.

806
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:50,360
Like yes, Rudolph has an animated movie and what not all about him, but we never see Rudolph.

807
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:55,560
I think it's because they mostly try to stick with hasn't.

808
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:56,560
I don't know.

809
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:02,800
Maybe it's just me, but like I was always told that like Rudolph is like not an actual

810
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:07,080
like Santa's reindeer, like he's like the make believe reindeer.

811
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,920
Like it's it's the core.

812
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:10,920
There's eight.

813
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:11,920
There's eight reindeer.

814
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:12,920
Right.

815
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,320
Like that's always the core eight.

816
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:19,600
Like Rudolph kind of exists in his own universe.

817
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:23,360
Dude, that is bullshit.

818
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,840
That is absolute garbage.

819
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:29,880
Like no, you.

820
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:38,520
Society made Rudolph a staple in the reindeer gang.

821
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:43,920
Like you can't just freaking throw him away like that.

822
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:47,880
And they obviously address that Rudolph.

823
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,720
Exists in this.

824
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:52,060
That is true.

825
00:53:52,060 --> 00:53:54,080
So it's like why?

826
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:55,240
Why not?

827
00:53:55,240 --> 00:54:00,200
Like it just feels like I feel like a lot of movies are freaking addressed.

828
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:01,200
Rudolph.

829
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,200
Like.

830
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,280
Gosh, I want to.

831
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:09,120
How do you look up Rudolph references?

832
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:13,360
I don't know.

833
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:17,200
Maybe like on IMDb there might be a character of him and you can.

834
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,720
It might be on the trivia of.

835
00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,840
Oh, OK.

836
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:22,960
Here.

837
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:25,960
Films and live action.

838
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:28,800
So he is.

839
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,800
Right.

840
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,720
A referenced in Elf.

841
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:33,720
He is.

842
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:34,720
Yeah, apparently.

843
00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:38,800
Wait, is this talking about Rudolph?

844
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:39,800
Yeah.

845
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,360
I don't remember that.

846
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:45,080
Rudolph appears in Fred Claus.

847
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:50,960
I don't remember that because I just barely watched Fred Claus a couple of days ago.

848
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:51,960
Yeah.

849
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:56,200
Well, he's not depicted with a red nose and he does and his nose doesn't glow.

850
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,200
So it's kind of like a bullshit reference.

851
00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,200
Yeah.

852
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,200
How the hell is he Rudolph then?

853
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:09,640
What the shit?

854
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:17,680
During the opening title sequence of the twenty twenty one film Black Widow.

855
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:24,440
A brief clip of a brief clip of Rudolph being or helping Santa delivering presents.

856
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:29,520
Oh, from the nineteen from the forty eight adaptation.

857
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:30,520
Yeah.

858
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:32,400
OK, that that doesn't count.

859
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:36,560
Freaking stupid.

860
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,920
And then animated.

861
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,440
What the shit?

862
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:46,480
He's referenced in Monsters Inc.

863
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,480
No freaking way.

864
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:54,920
Yeah, it says the Yeti, Mike and Sully meet after they've been exiled by water noose is

865
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:58,760
based on the abominable snow monster from the TV special.

866
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,280
Oh, that doesn't freaking count either.

867
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:07,240
Yeah, no, that's not Rudolph.

868
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:09,320
He's in Polar Express to Rudolph.

869
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:10,320
What?

870
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:17,320
OK, the point I'm trying to make here, Rudolph is a staple in Santa's reindeer and we don't

871
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,080
see him nearly as much as we need.

872
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:23,280
He has his own freaking Christmas song.

873
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:27,200
Yeah, he has his own Christmas song, his own Christmas special.

874
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,360
You know who we don't give a real rat's ass about?

875
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:31,360
Freaking Vixen.

876
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:37,680
I like to talk about justice for Vixen.

877
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:40,280
Do you?

878
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:43,480
Like there are so many like.

879
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:50,600
There is maybe a couple reindeer that we actually like give a shit about.

880
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:54,680
Dan has always been my favorite.

881
00:56:54,680 --> 00:57:01,520
Of course he freaking has Rose.

882
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,440
The hell is that supposed to be an asshole?

883
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:12,240
Well, what that means.

884
00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:14,520
All right.

885
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:17,560
So the ones that I'm like.

886
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:23,040
That are like the staples in like the Santa's reindeer for me, like when I think Santa's

887
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:32,760
reindeer, the first three that come to mind are Rudolph, Blitzen and Comet.

888
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:35,880
I feel the one that like, yeah, I mean, what about Dasher?

889
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,120
He introduces song.

890
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:42,280
Well, you know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and you know.

891
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:51,040
Yes, like OK, I'll give you Dasher kind of, but I'm thinking like the adaptations that

892
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:58,760
I've seen of like the reindeer, it's always like Blitzen, Rudolph and Comet and Comet

893
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:05,880
only because of the Santa Claus movies with Tim Allen because Comet's like the favorite.

894
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:07,960
Yeah.

895
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:13,880
And then Blitzen I feel is just kind of like he's always been like the head reindeer.

896
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:19,240
I think we're forgetting about the most important reindeer, though.

897
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,160
Olive, the other reindeer.

898
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:27,040
Dude, I will punch you in the throat.

899
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:30,160
I'm sorry I had to make the joke.

900
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:35,240
Please tell me you've seen the special.

901
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:41,120
I have seen the special.

902
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:44,440
You got to give the person credit, though, for who came up with the story.

903
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:49,200
Like, yeah, if you're like if you hear it differently, yeah, you can hear it say instead

904
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:54,760
of all of the other end here, it says it sounds like Olive, the other reindeer.

905
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:58,280
You got to give them credit like that's not a bad idea.

906
00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,280
Stupid.

907
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:07,560
I'm just saying like I can't be bad at the person who came up with the idea because I

908
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,280
I can't say, well, that's just stupid.

909
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:13,480
Who would think that they're saying all of the other reindeer and not all of the other

910
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:14,480
reindeer?

911
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:25,600
No, if you how funny would it be to see a live action Santa adaptation where there's

912
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:30,960
a dog named Olive attached to the reins?

913
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,480
I'd lose my shit, dude.

914
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:39,520
That would be the funniest thing on the planet.

915
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:43,880
I would be able to die happy at that moment.

916
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:46,160
Absolutely agree.

917
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:52,400
But like I said, anyway, what I'm getting at, Rudolph deserves a little bit more love.

918
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:55,440
Hashtag justice for Rudolph.

919
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:58,640
Hashtag justice for Rudolph.

920
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:05,860
Dude, that should be like the real test of like who's the popular reindeer?

921
01:00:05,860 --> 01:00:09,840
Like name off the reindeer, but don't sing the song.

922
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,440
Who, me?

923
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:15,960
Yeah, like, oh, I thought you were like, no.

924
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:18,000
So OK, how about this?

925
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:22,040
Well, you actually you just said, well, let's see if you can do it.

926
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:25,200
OK, starting with Blitzen, starting with Blitzen.

927
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,560
Oh, you son of a bitch.

928
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:31,040
I can't say it.

929
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:32,600
I hate you.

930
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:39,280
Starting with Blitzen, name the the dog or the.

931
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:40,280
Actually hold on, let me see.

932
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:44,200
I want I just want to check something real quick.

933
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:47,480
OK, it doesn't have to be perfect.

934
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:52,280
OK, but alphabetically, I hate you.

935
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:53,920
Oh, I got to name.

936
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:54,920
Do that.

937
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:55,920
Yeah, exactly.

938
01:00:55,920 --> 01:01:02,760
You want to know why, because without the song, you wouldn't know any of the other freaking

939
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:03,760
reindeer.

940
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:04,760
So.

941
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:11,320
Yeah, just, you know, with the song, you're just like Dasher Dancer, Prancer Vixen, Cupid

942
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:12,320
Donner Blitzen.

943
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,320
Yeah, yeah.

944
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:15,760
You I bet you couldn't do it out of order.

945
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:17,760
Oh, hell no.

946
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:21,680
So f that up.

947
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:29,720
I'm also just thinking of a freaking police amusing jingle all the way.

948
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:30,720
With.

949
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:31,720
Schwarzenegger.

950
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:32,720
Yeah.

951
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:35,720
That's the one with the.

952
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:36,720
Turbo man.

953
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:37,720
Yes, yes, yes.

954
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:38,720
OK, yeah, I've seen that one.

955
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:49,240
I'm just remembering when they're when they're like running to the the radio station because

956
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:54,200
they need to like name off all of Santa's eight reindeer and like he's like running

957
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:57,120
ahead of the mailman.

958
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,160
He's just like saying them off.

959
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:00,160
He's just like, come and keep it down.

960
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:01,160
Let's come and keep it down.

961
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:02,160
Oh, my God.

962
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:03,160
I love that movie.

963
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:08,160
I'm the reason I read it.

964
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:12,480
It's not great, but it's it's a really good Christmas movie.

965
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:15,720
Yeah, that's a really good one.

966
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:16,720
Yeah.

967
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:21,000
Dude, that is freaking hilarious.

968
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,560
Screw you for having me start.

969
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:25,640
Who did you say to start with comment and then do an alphabetical order?

970
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:29,160
No, start with Blitzen and go in alphabetical order.

971
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:30,560
Yeah, screw.

972
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:36,720
I'll even give you I'll even give you the letters in order if you want to try it that

973
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:37,880
way.

974
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:39,680
I don't think I could do it.

975
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,000
Like I really don't.

976
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,240
I'm my boy.

977
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:45,080
It's too late for my brain to try to do shit like that.

978
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:51,360
I know it's only eight thirty and where I'm at, but still, it's too late for this shit.

979
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,760
Can you do it?

980
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:58,440
No, that's the point I'm trying to make.

981
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:01,920
Of course, I can't do it.

982
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:03,640
No one can do it.

983
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:04,640
Bet.

984
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:06,040
I'm just kidding.

985
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:13,960
Dude, if you can find someone that can do that without singing the song.

986
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:15,760
Like that would be just a feat.

987
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:21,320
I'm just going to go around at work tomorrow and just being like, hey, weird question,

988
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:27,240
but can you name all of Santa's eight reindeer starting with you said Blitzen, right?

989
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:31,880
Starting with Blitzen, starting with Blitzen and alphabetical order and go doesn't have

990
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:32,880
to be perfect.

991
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:38,120
Just has to be like the starting letter because there's a couple of bees.

992
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:43,080
There's a C. There's a P and a V. Yeah.

993
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:44,480
All right.

994
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:48,280
I'm going to find someone.

995
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:50,280
Good frickin luck.

996
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:57,640
That would be a that would be a super frickin funny tick tock.

997
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:00,640
Oh my God.

998
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:01,640
Yeah.

999
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:03,920
Oh, all right.

1000
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:08,000
Anyway, I would just I would just have to make sure, you know, of course we do it like

1001
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:11,880
what we're off the clock after work and we're not showcasing our work uniforms because we

1002
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:16,680
get in trouble for that shit.

1003
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:19,640
Pull a whole billy on the street.

1004
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,640
Exactly.

1005
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:30,080
Anyway, getting back to writing, I think overall.

1006
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:35,400
The cheesiness kind of brings the score down a lot.

1007
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:37,720
I would agree.

1008
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:44,160
Like the over the top, everything like there's some shit that I'm like.

1009
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:47,880
No, like.

1010
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:48,880
Let's see.

1011
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:56,880
Oh, so after the whole Santa Claus and Scrooge fight, after Scrooge gets completely wrecked,

1012
01:04:56,880 --> 01:05:04,600
the commander Thorp frickin pops a couple of shots at Santa like Santa dies and he like

1013
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:12,560
is threatening to shoot Santa, but then Gertrude comes with a gun and frickin sits there and

1014
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:14,640
is like, I don't think so.

1015
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:19,280
And then she sits there for a second and then frickin blows Commander Thorpe away.

1016
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:22,440
And I'm like, that is such bullshit.

1017
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:24,160
Yeah, seriously.

1018
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:26,320
He just stood there frozen.

1019
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:27,320
No frickin way.

1020
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:28,320
Yeah.

1021
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:29,320
No way.

1022
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:30,320
The training that he had.

1023
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:31,320
Hell no.

1024
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:32,320
Yeah.

1025
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,680
Like the top, like.

1026
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:39,800
The fact that she was able to even like get the gun that close to him.

1027
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:42,440
Dude, straight up.

1028
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:44,920
The biggest of red flags.

1029
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:45,920
Yes.

1030
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:46,920
Like, no.

1031
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:52,020
Like if you wanted to pull like, hey, she was like.

1032
01:05:52,020 --> 01:05:57,080
Like super far behind him and frickin bloat like shoots him through the head or whatever.

1033
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:59,480
Like sure, I'll buy that.

1034
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:01,140
Like taking him by surprise.

1035
01:06:01,140 --> 01:06:02,140
Like sure.

1036
01:06:02,140 --> 01:06:03,140
Like.

1037
01:06:03,140 --> 01:06:04,140
Yeah.

1038
01:06:04,140 --> 01:06:06,440
Announcing that you're about to frickin shoot him.

1039
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:08,240
No.

1040
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:10,200
Not someone that that well trained.

1041
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:13,500
Yeah, I don't buy that for one frickin minute.

1042
01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:16,160
Or someone that you claim is that well trained.

1043
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:18,160
Yes, exactly.

1044
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:21,160
Frickin stupid.

1045
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:25,160
Aye, aye, aye.

1046
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:28,120
So I'm not sure where that puts me with writing.

1047
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:29,120
I'm.

1048
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:30,120
Honestly, don't.

1049
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:35,320
I'm at like a seventy five.

1050
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:37,320
That's a drastic drop for me.

1051
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:42,080
Honestly, I'm not that far off from you.

1052
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:47,840
I might be a little bit higher because I mean what was good was really good.

1053
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:50,580
Oh yeah, I can definitely agree with that.

1054
01:06:50,580 --> 01:06:54,720
But it was just this frickin cheesiness that just kept trying its heart.

1055
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:59,360
It was like weighing it down like a frickin fifty pound weight.

1056
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:03,240
Dude, straight up.

1057
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:05,160
I think I'm going to be a little bit nicer.

1058
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:08,360
I'm going to go seventy seven.

1059
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:11,360
OK.

1060
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:13,360
I'm moving on over to acting.

1061
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:25,520
We have David Harbor, who plays Santa Claus, John Leguizamo, who plays Scrooge, Alex Hassel,

1062
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:36,440
who plays Jason Lightstone, Alexis Louder, who plays Linda, Cam Gigandet, who plays Morgan

1063
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:49,080
Steele, Edie Patterson, who plays Alva Lightstone, Beverly DeAngelo, who plays Gertrude Lightstone,

1064
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:59,920
Daya Brady, who plays Trudy Lightstone, and Alexander Elliott, who plays Bertrude.

1065
01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:02,160
Such a stupid name.

1066
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:07,960
I mean you could just say, just call him, well do they call him Bert?

1067
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:09,440
Yeah, they call him Bert.

1068
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,360
Alright, I mean it's not a horrible name.

1069
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:19,760
Yeah, but frickin his dad calls him Bertrude whenever Gertrude's around.

1070
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:20,760
Yeah, true.

1071
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:26,440
He's like, let's go Bertrude.

1072
01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:30,040
We all know that that kid is changing his, is legally changing his name the minute he

1073
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:31,040
turns eighteen.

1074
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:33,440
I don't know, that dude's a frickin tool.

1075
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:36,920
Yeah, true that.

1076
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:43,720
Nothing makes me cringe more than someone who's just, like the whole hashtag blessed.

1077
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,600
Yeah, oh my god.

1078
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:54,280
Yeah, whenever I see shit like that I'm just like, shut up please, like no.

1079
01:08:54,280 --> 01:09:00,200
It's the worst because you know there's people like that out in the world.

1080
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,200
Yeah.

1081
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:09,080
Anyway, gosh I don't think this is going to be very hard.

1082
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:15,920
What's your top three look like?

1083
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:19,680
What is the grandmother's name again?

1084
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:20,680
Gertrude.

1085
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:24,000
Gertrude, so what's the actress' name?

1086
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,000
Sorry.

1087
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,720
Beverly DeAngelo.

1088
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:35,240
I would actually give her number three because she did such a good job playing a bitch.

1089
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:40,000
I loved her every minute she was on screen.

1090
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:52,760
When she would tell Jason's sister or her husband to stop being a suck up or shit like

1091
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:54,040
that.

1092
01:09:54,040 --> 01:10:00,640
I love the part when they're planning on standing right in front as a family, the sister and

1093
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:06,160
her family for when the mom eventually comes in and then I forget what happens but they

1094
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:09,000
move to the back where the Christmas tree is and she comes in and she's like, why the

1095
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,840
hell are you all the way back there?

1096
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:16,720
You're supposed to be right up front.

1097
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:20,760
I'm trying to see what else she's from.

1098
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:22,760
Let's see.

1099
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:33,720
Oh, she was, she played the wife in the vacation movies.

1100
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:36,720
No shit, that's her?

1101
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:38,720
Yep, Ellen Griswold.

1102
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:41,760
Oh my god, no wonder I love her.

1103
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:44,320
I freaking love her in those movies.

1104
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:46,240
Oh, that's so awesome.

1105
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:51,480
Oh yeah, that even more so clarifies that she's my number three.

1106
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:53,200
There she is.

1107
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:56,400
She's freaking awesome.

1108
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:59,400
Number two, I would definitely give to John Leguizamo.

1109
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:00,400
He was fantastic.

1110
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:04,280
He was such an asshole, but like in the best way possible.

1111
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:07,760
Dude, he plays such a good bad guy.

1112
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:08,760
He does.

1113
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:10,600
He needs to do it more often.

1114
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,880
I absolutely agree.

1115
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:18,560
Dude, honestly, this might be a hot take.

1116
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:22,480
I think he should have come back for Luigi.

1117
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:28,320
Okay, you know what?

1118
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:33,160
As much as I love Charlie Day and I'm very excited that he's the voice of Luigi, I can

1119
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:40,960
accept that just because Bob Hoskins, Rest In Peace, and John Leguizamo were not the problems

1120
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:43,560
with Super Mario Bros. movie.

1121
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:46,640
No, the fact that they tried to...

1122
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:51,400
This is going to be a really fun one, so spoiler alert for future episodes.

1123
01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:59,080
We are going to be breaking down the first Super Mario Bros. the week before we talk

1124
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:01,520
about the new Super Mario Bros.

1125
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:06,680
Okay, dude, I feel that we have to just set it in stone that we have to watch that on

1126
01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:07,680
VR together.

1127
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:08,680
Oh, absolutely.

1128
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:10,680
We have to watch that together.

1129
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:13,120
Okay, that has to happen.

1130
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:19,360
What the frickin'... DJ, I know you're listening to this right now.

1131
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:27,200
If you do not have a VR headset by that time, we're going to have problems because we need

1132
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:31,840
to have a Super Mario Bros. VR movie night.

1133
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:36,320
We'll call it the Super Mario Bros. Bros. movie night.

1134
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:37,920
There we go.

1135
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:43,040
There has to be another way to say that.

1136
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:44,040
That just rolls off the tongue.

1137
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,040
I don't know what you're talking about.

1138
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:49,880
I don't know how else to say it.

1139
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:56,680
I'm trying to think, but it's not a great way.

1140
01:12:56,680 --> 01:13:00,280
It has to happen.

1141
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:02,280
Yes.

1142
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:08,040
But yeah, John Leguizamo absolutely frickin' killed it in this movie.

1143
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:12,040
I frickin' loved every minute that he was on screen.

1144
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:20,520
But of course, David Harbour is number one because he has officially joined, honestly,

1145
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:26,440
my top three list of my favorite Santa Clauses in Christmas movies.

1146
01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:30,720
I absolutely loved his performance in this movie.

1147
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:33,980
He is fantastic.

1148
01:13:33,980 --> 01:13:39,840
He just gives off the warmth and the loving care of Santa Claus when he needs to.

1149
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:44,400
He's a violent badass when he needs to be.

1150
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,600
He's just so great.

1151
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:52,280
You can tell that he's having such a good time playing Santa Claus.

1152
01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:54,640
I would love to see him return as this character.

1153
01:13:54,640 --> 01:14:01,760
Like we were talking about earlier, I would love to see a spinoff with the mythology of

1154
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:02,760
Santa Claus.

1155
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:04,200
That would just be amazing.

1156
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:07,280
Just because I really want to see David Harbour back in this role.

1157
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:14,360
I know, this is one of those things that's like, hey, you set up, you set this origin

1158
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:18,800
up to be told, I want to see this frickin' movie.

1159
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:25,480
Considering how well this movie has done in theaters, like, I mean, budget 20 million,

1160
01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:31,440
box office 43 million, it's done very well so far.

1161
01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:37,640
And I'm sure it's going to do even better once it hits streaming.

1162
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:44,440
Apparently from what I've seen, Universal is going to drop this on streaming for the

1163
01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:48,880
expensive price of like 30 bucks or 25 or 30 bucks.

1164
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:53,320
But they're dropping it like, I think December 23rd.

1165
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:56,240
So like days before Christmas, it's perfect.

1166
01:14:56,240 --> 01:15:01,220
It's going to get, I feel so much more attention even during that time.

1167
01:15:01,220 --> 01:15:05,320
So I feel that this movie will definitely get some more box office.

1168
01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:09,860
And I feel for how popular it's going to be on streaming that I feel that if they did

1169
01:15:09,860 --> 01:15:16,480
want to do a prequel spinoff for that kind of stuff, I feel that they could justify it

1170
01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:18,760
with this box office.

1171
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:22,640
That would be frickin' sick.

1172
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:25,240
It's already made its money back globally.

1173
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:26,240
Yeah.

1174
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:31,200
Like it's at 43 million right now globally.

1175
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:37,320
Like it didn't, I don't think it's performed super well within the US, but yeah, I think

1176
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:39,680
this is going to find its stride on streaming.

1177
01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:42,920
Oh yeah, absolutely.

1178
01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:45,680
This is going to be a new yearly watch for me.

1179
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:47,440
Oh, same here.

1180
01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:55,400
Just like this joined Krampus as the, and this isn't even a horror movie, but like the

1181
01:15:55,400 --> 01:16:01,840
not like other Christmas movie movies that have joined my list of what I set out to watch

1182
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:03,560
every single year.

1183
01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:05,240
Yeah, dude.

1184
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:14,240
Like I love movies like this where it's not like the typical Christmas story.

1185
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:16,520
Like don't get me wrong.

1186
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:24,180
There's a place in my heart for like the cheesy Hallmark movies, but there's just something

1187
01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:34,920
about Santa Claus movies or just other like Christmas tales in general.

1188
01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:42,440
Like this has easily entered my top 10 Christmas movies.

1189
01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:48,720
I seriously need to reevaluate mine because I'm sure it has too for mine, but like honestly

1190
01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:54,240
I haven't put my list together in years, so I really need to.

1191
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:55,240
Yeah.

1192
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:59,280
How about we make that like a homework assignment next week?

1193
01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:06,480
Obviously like we'll be posting the day after Christmas, but I will be recording.

1194
01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:08,880
Actually we'll be recording before Christmas, right?

1195
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:13,800
Yeah, we'll be recording before Christmas, but releasing it after.

1196
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:20,040
So maybe it just has like a quick little bonus episode, we'll release our top 10 Christmas

1197
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:21,040
movies.

1198
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,040
I love this plan.

1199
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:25,080
Okay, so by next episode.

1200
01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:28,800
Yeah, next episode have your top 10 made up.

1201
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:29,800
Got it.

1202
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:32,080
Sounds good to me.

1203
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:38,220
But yeah, this is easily entered top 10.

1204
01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:40,960
And honestly, I think I'm with you.

1205
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:47,520
I'll say this, I'm not sure if he's cracked top three, but he's definitely topped or cracked

1206
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:52,360
top five live action Santas.

1207
01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:55,360
You know, honestly, I might, I would actually agree with you on that.

1208
01:17:55,360 --> 01:18:00,320
Maybe like three is overstepping because I feel I haven't, I feel with also that I need

1209
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:03,200
to reevaluate my Santa Claus ratings.

1210
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:08,360
Tim Allen's number one and he always will be, but I definitely need to look back at everyone

1211
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:10,320
else that has played a really good Santa Claus.

1212
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:12,400
So maybe we should do that too.

1213
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:13,720
So okay.

1214
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:14,720
So our homework.

1215
01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:19,560
Yeah, for it's, it'll be like a little bonus episode that we do.

1216
01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:24,680
Cause so we'll do like our normal breakdown, which next week we'll be breaking down.

1217
01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:29,840
Oh shit, what did we say we were going to break down?

1218
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:32,600
Oh, a Christmas story Christmas.

1219
01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:33,800
Yes.

1220
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:40,300
So since that's what we're breaking down next week, we'll do like a bonus episode on Christmas

1221
01:18:40,300 --> 01:18:45,040
talking about our top 10 Christmas movies and our top five Santas.

1222
01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:47,960
I love it.

1223
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:50,440
So okay.

1224
01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:59,800
With those Santas live action Santas or just in general Santas.

1225
01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:02,480
I would feel Santas in general.

1226
01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:03,480
Okay.

1227
01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:06,880
Cause there might be an animated one in my top five.

1228
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:08,240
I feel the same way.

1229
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:10,920
So yeah, let's do Santa.

1230
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:12,920
No any Santa.

1231
01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:13,920
Okay.

1232
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:16,880
Gosh, this next week is going to be a blast.

1233
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:17,880
Yeah, really?

1234
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:18,880
Yeah.

1235
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:22,000
Oh, I'm really looking forward to next week.

1236
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:31,400
Anyway, honestly, I am going to absolutely agree with you on that, that top three.

1237
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:32,400
Really?

1238
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:33,400
Okay.

1239
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:35,320
For this, for this movie.

1240
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:42,360
I loved Gertrude and just how like horrible she was.

1241
01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:45,960
She was fantastic.

1242
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:47,160
Yeah.

1243
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:54,120
I was trying to think of like anyone else, like Trudy, like she was decent.

1244
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:59,000
Like she, she might be a really close number four for me.

1245
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:05,600
And I don't know, I feel like my only issue with her is that she felt a lot older than

1246
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:08,920
she was acting.

1247
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:10,360
That is fair.

1248
01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:13,480
That is, that is absolutely fair.

1249
01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:18,120
So I think, like I said, that was my only issue with her.

1250
01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:22,400
So that's probably why she didn't crack top three, but like absolutely agree.

1251
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:27,900
Gertrude or Beverly D'Angelo, John Leguizamo, and then David Harbor number one, because

1252
01:20:27,900 --> 01:20:30,440
David Harbour's the fricking bomb.

1253
01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:33,360
He is, I swear that man can do no wrong.

1254
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:38,760
Like even if it's like an absolute garbage pile of a movie, he's always like the silver

1255
01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:40,840
lining of it.

1256
01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:42,080
Absolutely.

1257
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:51,480
Like people that fricking hate on Hellboy, he was not the reason that movie was bad.

1258
01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:56,080
Still need to watch it.

1259
01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:57,080
Or do I?

1260
01:20:57,080 --> 01:21:00,320
I bought it, so like I kind of should watch it.

1261
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:03,840
If you, if you own it, don't go out of your way to watch it.

1262
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:04,960
Okay.

1263
01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:08,520
But if you have bought it, I think it's worth a watch.

1264
01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:10,960
Alright, fair enough.

1265
01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:18,280
It's like, if I was going based off our recommendation rating, I'd say it's like dead center between

1266
01:21:18,280 --> 01:21:20,640
nothing better to do and stream it.

1267
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:24,240
Like it could be a coin flip.

1268
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:26,200
Okay.

1269
01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:27,200
So yeah.

1270
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:36,320
Anyway, what would you give acting?

1271
01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:41,600
I feel that some of the, like you pointed out, I think like we have pointed out throughout

1272
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:47,320
the episode, like some of the extras do bring it down a little bit, especially some of the

1273
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:48,880
henchmen.

1274
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:56,880
So, but like I feel like those three like save this movie when it comes to acting.

1275
01:21:56,880 --> 01:22:06,920
So I'm just, I'm going to go slightly above my story and I'm going to go an 82.

1276
01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:13,120
Yeah, I think that's a pretty decent area to be.

1277
01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:15,840
I think I'm going to match it with the story.

1278
01:22:15,840 --> 01:22:19,080
I think it was just like perfectly level.

1279
01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:21,880
The main cast bring it up a lot.

1280
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:26,840
It's just the extras, extras are what ruin it.

1281
01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:27,840
Yeah.

1282
01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:32,680
Like if the extras would have kept their mouths shut for a majority of the film, I think it

1283
01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:34,960
would have been a lot higher.

1284
01:22:34,960 --> 01:22:36,240
Agreed.

1285
01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:41,120
But yeah, so I'm going to set it an 83 with that one.

1286
01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:44,960
Alright, next up we got character development.

1287
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:49,120
So obviously we got to do Santa with this one.

1288
01:22:49,120 --> 01:22:52,480
Really, really good.

1289
01:22:52,480 --> 01:23:01,480
Honestly, I love that you start out with him at the bar and just talking about how no one

1290
01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:08,000
really appreciates him anymore and the people that the kids that actually really do believe

1291
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:09,000
in him.

1292
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:14,320
Well, not okay, not the kids that like actually believe in him, but like most of the kids

1293
01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:19,440
nowadays they ask for like the newest technology.

1294
01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:22,080
They're asking for the newest video game, the newest iPad.

1295
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:27,000
There's even a scene where when he's fighting one of Scrooge's henchmen and he's trying

1296
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:32,520
to pull out like a weapon from his sack and he keeps pulling out a video game.

1297
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:41,960
He's just like, seriously, no one asked for like a bat or some shit like that.

1298
01:23:41,960 --> 01:23:43,360
That was also a really good joke.

1299
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:46,360
I really liked that one.

1300
01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:50,760
I loved that one.

1301
01:23:50,760 --> 01:24:00,160
One thing that they did a really good job of was showing that it's not like he just

1302
01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:03,080
stopped caring.

1303
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:11,000
It's just the majority of kids were bringing it down for him.

1304
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:16,440
Then you saw that situation where he was in the apartment with the dad who was drunk off

1305
01:24:16,440 --> 01:24:28,320
his ass in front of the TV and then the little baby who was in the same room as them with

1306
01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:30,780
in her crib asleep.

1307
01:24:30,780 --> 01:24:38,440
He felt for her, went and gently placed down a present next to her and then slapped down

1308
01:24:38,440 --> 01:24:41,200
a thing of coal for the dad.

1309
01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:43,400
That was great.

1310
01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:45,480
I loved that.

1311
01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:51,200
If there's also a thing that gets underrepresented within Christmas movies, it's the use of

1312
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:52,200
coal.

1313
01:24:52,200 --> 01:25:03,960
Yeah, I feel the one that does this so well though is the freaking Santa Claus 2.

1314
01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:10,200
Little Santa is so keen on making sure every single child gets a lump of coal.

1315
01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:16,520
Yeah, but we don't get to see Santa actually delivering coal.

1316
01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:17,520
That is true.

1317
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:18,520
That is very true.

1318
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:25,520
I think coal was used as like a, oh no, ruining Christmas kind of situation, but we never

1319
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:29,200
see Santa actually do that.

1320
01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:35,480
So I think seeing Santa deliver coal just kind of...

1321
01:25:35,480 --> 01:25:45,200
My question with that is, okay, because Krampus comes when you're like, been like... What

1322
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:46,200
is it?

1323
01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:47,200
Okay, I'm sorry.

1324
01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:48,920
I'm going to start over here.

1325
01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:51,840
So you get coal when you've been bad.

1326
01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:54,960
You land up on the naughty list, right?

1327
01:25:54,960 --> 01:25:55,960
Right.

1328
01:25:55,960 --> 01:26:02,960
So is this, he comes when you've just lost the Christmas spirit, you don't believe in

1329
01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:08,920
Santa Claus anymore, or Christmas in general, or is it kind of like the same thing?

1330
01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:16,680
Do you have to be so bad that Santa's just like, okay, yeah, coal isn't even going to

1331
01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:17,680
help this kid?

1332
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:19,640
Krampus, you want to take this one?

1333
01:26:19,640 --> 01:26:25,600
I always wondered that.

1334
01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:28,600
I'm going to Google that real quick.

1335
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:34,680
Because honestly, I had no idea, and I was never taught about Krampus growing up, but

1336
01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:36,800
I didn't know who Krampus was until the movie came out.

1337
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:39,720
I'm like, who the hell is this guy?

1338
01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:44,720
All right, let's see here.

1339
01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:47,440
Have you ever wondered... Yes.

1340
01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:53,800
By the 16th century, the beast-like Krampus was created as a counterpart to Saint Nick

1341
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:59,960
to punish naughty girls and boys, sometimes by leaving coal in their stockings.

1342
01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:04,160
So that's something Krampus used to do, it seems like.

1343
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:05,160
Huh.

1344
01:27:05,160 --> 01:27:07,640
So Santa was the one.

1345
01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:10,160
Yeah, so it's not Santa that leaves the coal.

1346
01:27:10,160 --> 01:27:13,200
It's Krampus that leaves the coal.

1347
01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:14,200
Interesting.

1348
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:22,960
So yeah, and then they just change it because they didn't want people believing in Krampus.

1349
01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:28,360
So they're just like, no, if you're naughty, Santa delivers coal.

1350
01:27:28,360 --> 01:27:29,880
But it's not Santa.

1351
01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:36,400
Santa delivers the gifts to the good boys and girls, and Krampus delivers coal to the

1352
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:37,920
naughty ones.

1353
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:41,640
But at what point does he kidnap them and beat them?

1354
01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:44,880
Dude, straight up.

1355
01:27:44,880 --> 01:27:55,120
I like that in the movie, he takes your family away and then you're left with the bell.

1356
01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:56,120
I don't know.

1357
01:27:56,120 --> 01:27:59,920
I like that a lot better.

1358
01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:06,840
He leaves you just so you know that you messed up, kid.

1359
01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:10,080
You messed up.

1360
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:16,880
Yeah, gosh, we need more Krampus content.

1361
01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:24,480
Dude, have you heard, I never watched it, but have you seen the freaking Santa Claus

1362
01:28:24,480 --> 01:28:27,680
versus Krampus movie that they made a couple years ago?

1363
01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:28,680
No.

1364
01:28:28,680 --> 01:28:30,840
Yeah, they actually made one.

1365
01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:35,320
It was like a direct-to-DVD thing.

1366
01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:37,120
But I don't know what it is.

1367
01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:46,280
I don't, since like, so the way that Krampus looks in the movie, that's how to me Krampus

1368
01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:47,280
should look.

1369
01:28:47,280 --> 01:28:52,200
I love that he looks like Santa Claus in the face, but you can still see the hooves and

1370
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:53,200
everything.

1371
01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:54,840
So I absolutely love that design.

1372
01:28:54,840 --> 01:28:58,080
So whenever I see a different design, I'm like, oh, I don't like that.

1373
01:28:58,080 --> 01:29:03,160
That's not Krampus to me.

1374
01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:04,840
That's my favorite iteration of Krampus.

1375
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:07,200
I think that iteration is just so great.

1376
01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:08,960
I love how he looks.

1377
01:29:08,960 --> 01:29:13,520
And so whenever I see like how, you know, like in Norse mythology, he looks or like,

1378
01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:19,660
you know, other stuff, I'm like, I don't love that as much as the movie design.

1379
01:29:19,660 --> 01:29:23,880
So you're talking about like the 2015 movie or the...

1380
01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:24,880
Yes, yeah.

1381
01:29:24,880 --> 01:29:26,880
No, no, the 2015 movie.

1382
01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:27,880
Okay.

1383
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:28,880
Yeah.

1384
01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:31,760
I freaking love that design of him too.

1385
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:35,320
Gosh, Krampus is so cool though.

1386
01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:38,400
He is.

1387
01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:39,800
Just God, yeah.

1388
01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:43,400
And I love the idea of like, yeah, like instead of leaving a lump of coal, you leave a bell

1389
01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:46,040
that has his name on it.

1390
01:29:46,040 --> 01:29:52,400
Like I don't know, like that's just so much more traumatizing than a piece of coal.

1391
01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:53,400
A little bit.

1392
01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:58,060
But then like then him freaking kidnapping you and whooping you with sticks is also kind

1393
01:29:58,060 --> 01:29:59,060
of horrifying.

1394
01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:00,060
True.

1395
01:30:00,060 --> 01:30:01,060
Very true.

1396
01:30:01,060 --> 01:30:12,520
There was a wood carving that I saw last Christmas on Etsy and it had like the classic picture

1397
01:30:12,520 --> 01:30:16,320
of you had like Krampus like stuffing one kid into a sack and then another kid running

1398
01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:21,680
away and then it said like, was it Grosse von Krampus, I think is how you say it.

1399
01:30:21,680 --> 01:30:26,720
And not gonna lie, I was very tempted to buy it and I would hang that up every single Christmas.

1400
01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:35,120
Dude, I still want that Krampus pop figure.

1401
01:30:35,120 --> 01:30:39,240
Do I have a Krampus pop figure?

1402
01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:45,080
I don't know if you ended up buying it before you like lost interest in pops.

1403
01:30:45,080 --> 01:30:49,840
If I did, cause I'm so like dead serious, I'm actually starting to sell off my collection

1404
01:30:49,840 --> 01:30:50,840
in January.

1405
01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:56,800
I'm starting that my New Year's resolution to literally have honestly only Hawkeye Funko

1406
01:30:56,800 --> 01:30:59,040
Pops left.

1407
01:30:59,040 --> 01:31:03,160
So if I find a Krampus, he's all yours and I'll send them off to you.

1408
01:31:03,160 --> 01:31:07,080
Oh hell yeah.

1409
01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:11,800
But only if it's the one where like the kid is in his bag.

1410
01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:14,800
Okay deal.

1411
01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:22,840
I don't know what about Krampus just tickles me silly, but I love it.

1412
01:31:22,840 --> 01:31:24,920
And they think I'm the effed up one.

1413
01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:27,160
I know it's just between the two of us.

1414
01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:28,880
What the hell?

1415
01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:35,360
I know it's like, I kind of want my kids to believe in Krampus as well as Santa.

1416
01:31:35,360 --> 01:31:38,880
Oh my God.

1417
01:31:38,880 --> 01:31:43,200
Like I'm going to tell them that like if they're acting naughty, I'm like, oh Krampus is going

1418
01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:45,040
to come whoop your ass.

1419
01:31:45,040 --> 01:31:50,960
See I would say, oh, you know, when Iris is, you know, like old enough to, you know, like

1420
01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:56,120
really understand, you know, difference between like Santa Claus and Krampus, I would totally

1421
01:31:56,120 --> 01:32:06,600
send her a Krampus bell, but like I want to stay her favorite uncle.

1422
01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:11,880
I don't want to do anything to jeopardize that.

1423
01:32:11,880 --> 01:32:15,400
Maybe that's like an older teen gift.

1424
01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:17,260
Okay.

1425
01:32:17,260 --> 01:32:24,480
Like she, if she maintains like the interest that she currently has as like, I think she

1426
01:32:24,480 --> 01:32:32,160
has them, like what I assume she's going to grow up to like, like she kind of has an affinity

1427
01:32:32,160 --> 01:32:36,180
for the creepy stuff.

1428
01:32:36,180 --> 01:32:38,280
Like she's loves spooky stuff.

1429
01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:46,200
Like we went to like this Halloween, like scary walkway where this dude went and bought

1430
01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:54,000
like a shit ton of like spirit of Halloween displays and she was loving it.

1431
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:59,140
Like she loved all of them, like all the creepy ones, all of like the clowns too.

1432
01:32:59,140 --> 01:33:05,840
So I think as she gets older, if she keeps that same interest, I think she'll, she'll

1433
01:33:05,840 --> 01:33:09,480
like Krampus.

1434
01:33:09,480 --> 01:33:14,840
Dude like I'm, I don't know why, but like I'm almost tearing up over here because you

1435
01:33:14,840 --> 01:33:19,960
saying that I'm just like, I know we ain't blood, but like she really is my niece.

1436
01:33:19,960 --> 01:33:22,520
She's into that shit.

1437
01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:24,880
Dude, she freaking loves it.

1438
01:33:24,880 --> 01:33:27,400
Like oh my God, dude.

1439
01:33:27,400 --> 01:33:32,960
Like I was trying to, so Brielle was trying to freaking like traumatize her with that

1440
01:33:32,960 --> 01:33:33,960
shit.

1441
01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:38,520
Like, so, okay, fun story here.

1442
01:33:38,520 --> 01:33:40,120
So there was a display.

1443
01:33:40,120 --> 01:33:47,680
It was like, um, kind of like a Cujo dog house thing where if you got too close to it, like

1444
01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:54,200
a, a dog head would kind of like pop out and like, right?

1445
01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:57,240
And Brielle kept trying to bring Iris near it.

1446
01:33:57,240 --> 01:34:01,240
I'm just like, no, like you're going to freaking traumatize her.

1447
01:34:01,240 --> 01:34:04,840
And then she's not going to like this stuff anymore.

1448
01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:08,720
Like she's just going to associate it with fear.

1449
01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:10,680
Yeah I, I, I can see where it come from.

1450
01:34:10,680 --> 01:34:11,840
Yeah, definitely with dogs.

1451
01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:12,840
You don't want to do that.

1452
01:34:12,840 --> 01:34:13,840
Yeah.

1453
01:34:13,840 --> 01:34:14,840
Well, not, not even that.

1454
01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:16,320
It's just like Halloween in general.

1455
01:34:16,320 --> 01:34:17,320
Oh, okay.

1456
01:34:17,320 --> 01:34:20,320
Like, cause it was, it didn't look like exactly like a dog.

1457
01:34:20,320 --> 01:34:23,320
It was just like a creepy looking image.

1458
01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:28,640
Just, it's like kind of like a demon dog.

1459
01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:31,600
We don't introduce her to child's play though, until she's a teen.

1460
01:34:31,600 --> 01:34:33,920
Let's not room dolls for her just yet.

1461
01:34:33,920 --> 01:34:39,200
Yeah, that one's a little far off, Rose.

1462
01:34:39,200 --> 01:34:44,600
But like, Mark my words, I will buy, I will, uh, I'll buy her a good guy doll.

1463
01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:49,840
Uh, when she, when she's a teenager.

1464
01:34:49,840 --> 01:34:53,800
I just need to establish like movies are fake.

1465
01:34:53,800 --> 01:34:54,800
Yes.

1466
01:34:54,800 --> 01:35:03,320
Um, but no, like my whole thing, like I do want to, like, I want to introduce her to

1467
01:35:03,320 --> 01:35:11,960
like all of these different things, but they can be traumatizing in a way.

1468
01:35:11,960 --> 01:35:13,600
Like I did the same thing with fishing.

1469
01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:17,920
Like I didn't, when she, when we went fishing that one time, I didn't make her hold her

1470
01:35:17,920 --> 01:35:18,920
fish.

1471
01:35:18,920 --> 01:35:25,120
I had her hold the fishing line and take a picture and she was fine with that until it

1472
01:35:25,120 --> 01:35:26,120
started moving.

1473
01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:28,560
And then once she was just like, eh, I don't like that.

1474
01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:30,800
Then like put a stop to it.

1475
01:35:30,800 --> 01:35:31,800
And it was like the same thing.

1476
01:35:31,800 --> 01:35:35,960
Like Brielle was trying to like pull her towards all this scary shit, like all of the displays

1477
01:35:35,960 --> 01:35:37,320
that jump out towards you.

1478
01:35:37,320 --> 01:35:40,280
And we're just like, no, like we're going to do it at a distance.

1479
01:35:40,280 --> 01:35:43,740
I'm going to tell her, oh my gosh, like these are so silly.

1480
01:35:43,740 --> 01:35:45,720
Like look, it's, ooh, spooky.

1481
01:35:45,720 --> 01:35:46,720
Like I was doing that.

1482
01:35:46,720 --> 01:35:49,360
And then she was like, oh yeah, it's just, it's just spooky.

1483
01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:54,040
And so we got closer and closer until she was like all for it.

1484
01:35:54,040 --> 01:35:59,120
And then we saw, and then like the clowns, like they had one that was like messed up,

1485
01:35:59,120 --> 01:36:04,460
like even for me, where it was like these two clowns holding this tiny little clown

1486
01:36:04,460 --> 01:36:06,640
and it was like lurching back and forth.

1487
01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:11,480
Like they were like pulling on this clown and the clown would like in the middle would

1488
01:36:11,480 --> 01:36:15,240
like shake and scream.

1489
01:36:15,240 --> 01:36:17,680
And like super creepy, right?

1490
01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:18,680
Oh yeah.

1491
01:36:18,680 --> 01:36:24,960
Iris freaking turned it into a game where she, where I was holding one of her hands

1492
01:36:24,960 --> 01:36:27,440
and then Brielle was holding her other hand.

1493
01:36:27,440 --> 01:36:32,840
And then I'd like pull on her and like kind of like lurch her, like pull her into me.

1494
01:36:32,840 --> 01:36:34,720
And then Brielle would pull her into her.

1495
01:36:34,720 --> 01:36:39,360
And then it just turned into like a my babe, like baby tug of war.

1496
01:36:39,360 --> 01:36:41,000
Oh my God, that's so cute.

1497
01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:42,000
Yeah.

1498
01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:46,120
And she was like all for it and she thought the clowns were like the funniest thing.

1499
01:36:46,120 --> 01:36:48,640
Oh my God.

1500
01:36:48,640 --> 01:36:54,000
Dude that just, you say that just reminds me of what, remember when we took Iris to

1501
01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:55,480
Spirit Halloween before?

1502
01:36:55,480 --> 01:36:58,280
Yeah, she had very different thoughts about that.

1503
01:36:58,280 --> 01:37:01,440
Yeah, she did.

1504
01:37:01,440 --> 01:37:04,600
I don't think that, I don't think that was anything that she saw.

1505
01:37:04,600 --> 01:37:07,480
I don't think that was any of that, those issues.

1506
01:37:07,480 --> 01:37:09,560
I think she was tired and she-

1507
01:37:09,560 --> 01:37:12,280
Yeah, no, I think you're absolutely right.

1508
01:37:12,280 --> 01:37:15,520
Yeah, so that was the issue there.

1509
01:37:15,520 --> 01:37:18,720
But dude, oh my God.

1510
01:37:18,720 --> 01:37:23,240
I just became an even more proud uncle.

1511
01:37:23,240 --> 01:37:27,440
Oh my God.

1512
01:37:27,440 --> 01:37:33,400
So let me know when I can get her a Michael Myers plushie, a Chucky plushie, a Freddy

1513
01:37:33,400 --> 01:37:37,320
Chucky, a Jason plushie.

1514
01:37:37,320 --> 01:37:40,760
As long as they're like cute.

1515
01:37:40,760 --> 01:37:43,120
I'm just, dude I'm totally kidding.

1516
01:37:43,120 --> 01:37:45,080
I know, well I'm not.

1517
01:37:45,080 --> 01:37:50,480
If they're, if they could be considered cute, then sure go ahead.

1518
01:37:50,480 --> 01:37:56,320
Yes, you have no idea what door you just opened.

1519
01:37:56,320 --> 01:38:00,080
I am fully aware of who you are.

1520
01:38:00,080 --> 01:38:05,560
All I'm saying is, Brielle, this better not come back to bite me in the ass with Brielle

1521
01:38:05,560 --> 01:38:07,600
and her birthday rolls around in-

1522
01:38:07,600 --> 01:38:11,840
I'll take the bullet for that if I have to.

1523
01:38:11,840 --> 01:38:22,680
Anyway, getting back to character development and the whole like delivering Cole thing.

1524
01:38:22,680 --> 01:38:32,120
Like he still had the, like I would say he still had the desire to be Santa.

1525
01:38:32,120 --> 01:38:37,920
It's just he was losing motivation based off of what everyone was wanting.

1526
01:38:37,920 --> 01:38:38,920
Yes.

1527
01:38:38,920 --> 01:38:41,520
Like, and you could see it in him.

1528
01:38:41,520 --> 01:38:48,040
Like there were some kids that he was just like, like he had a soft spot for and it was

1529
01:38:48,040 --> 01:38:50,760
like the younger kids of course.

1530
01:38:50,760 --> 01:38:56,240
And then it was like the older ones that were just like, I want cash, cash, cash, video

1531
01:38:56,240 --> 01:38:57,240
game.

1532
01:38:57,240 --> 01:39:03,160
And he was just like pissed off at that, which understandable.

1533
01:39:03,160 --> 01:39:12,760
But he kind of regained his love and appreciation, like not even for Christmas, just like his

1534
01:39:12,760 --> 01:39:19,000
history as like the Viking warrior.

1535
01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:25,960
So it kind of like reignited a bunch of things within him, which was really nice to see.

1536
01:39:25,960 --> 01:39:31,160
So I'm not exactly sure where I sit with character development.

1537
01:39:31,160 --> 01:39:33,960
I might need a minute.

1538
01:39:33,960 --> 01:39:35,880
You got any other like thoughts on-

1539
01:39:35,880 --> 01:39:37,880
Not really.

1540
01:39:37,880 --> 01:39:43,320
Just like I was honestly shocked of like how solid it like character development it was

1541
01:39:43,320 --> 01:39:47,920
for being a Santa Claus movie.

1542
01:39:47,920 --> 01:39:52,280
It definitely had some twists and turns when it came to character development and they

1543
01:39:52,280 --> 01:39:54,440
were well thought out.

1544
01:39:54,440 --> 01:40:03,920
They were very well executed and yeah, overall I say it was pretty solid.

1545
01:40:03,920 --> 01:40:11,440
So I would say I'm going to go an 80.

1546
01:40:11,440 --> 01:40:13,840
I'm actually going to match you there.

1547
01:40:13,840 --> 01:40:15,480
Hell yeah.

1548
01:40:15,480 --> 01:40:21,440
I think it was, like I said, a little bit above average, nothing like awe inspiring or anything,

1549
01:40:21,440 --> 01:40:25,480
but it was good.

1550
01:40:25,480 --> 01:40:36,920
Next up where this movie absolutely shined, the effects and holy shit.

1551
01:40:36,920 --> 01:40:41,840
My only problem with effects is maybe the bleeding was a tad excessive.

1552
01:40:41,840 --> 01:40:46,160
And what I mean is like when someone got stabbed it was like gushing blood, but the blood seemed

1553
01:40:46,160 --> 01:40:48,600
like really thick.

1554
01:40:48,600 --> 01:40:51,040
That is fair.

1555
01:40:51,040 --> 01:40:54,280
Other than that, zero issues.

1556
01:40:54,280 --> 01:40:56,160
Dude, yeah seriously.

1557
01:40:56,160 --> 01:40:58,720
Oh my god.

1558
01:40:58,720 --> 01:41:06,120
Just literally the scene in the frickin' garage where David Harbour is just going to town

1559
01:41:06,120 --> 01:41:08,640
on all of those henchmen with a sledgehammer.

1560
01:41:08,640 --> 01:41:12,160
He's frickin' using like ice skates.

1561
01:41:12,160 --> 01:41:15,040
Oh my god it was so awesome.

1562
01:41:15,040 --> 01:41:18,040
I frickin' loved every minute of it.

1563
01:41:18,040 --> 01:41:23,640
Dude, just complete brutality.

1564
01:41:23,640 --> 01:41:31,720
And hell those weren't even so, like I love that they try to keep most if not all of the

1565
01:41:31,720 --> 01:41:36,160
kills somewhat Christmas related.

1566
01:41:36,160 --> 01:41:37,960
They did.

1567
01:41:37,960 --> 01:41:47,120
Like I think like a couple of my favorite kills, one was the frickin' fight with, what's

1568
01:41:47,120 --> 01:41:52,200
his face, Frosty, where he shoves the frickin' star in his eye.

1569
01:41:52,200 --> 01:41:53,200
Yes.

1570
01:41:53,200 --> 01:41:57,440
And of course the cherry on top he plugs it in.

1571
01:41:57,440 --> 01:42:00,960
Yeah plugs it in and the dude's head catches on fire.

1572
01:42:00,960 --> 01:42:04,080
Just like yes.

1573
01:42:04,080 --> 01:42:06,600
Chef's kiss.

1574
01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:10,040
Dude like that, oh my gosh.

1575
01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:15,840
Like when he shoved that I was like okay like that was a frickin' violent kill and then

1576
01:42:15,840 --> 01:42:19,880
he gets up and I'm like oh no.

1577
01:42:19,880 --> 01:42:25,560
And then when I see him like look over I'm like is he gonna plug the star in?

1578
01:42:25,560 --> 01:42:32,880
And then once he did that I was like this movie's frickin' awesome.

1579
01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:35,080
Like I frickin' love that.

1580
01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:42,000
I also really love the, when he's fighting that one dude who is like on the computers

1581
01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:47,000
and he's like running away and pulls like a grenade out and he just shoves it into his

1582
01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:52,440
pants and then walks off and he's like I gotta see this turns around the dude blows up and

1583
01:42:52,440 --> 01:42:56,600
he's like oh shit and then just walks off laughing.

1584
01:42:56,600 --> 01:43:01,480
Yeah oh my god that was so fantastic.

1585
01:43:01,480 --> 01:43:03,800
Dude that is exactly how I frickin' felt.

1586
01:43:03,800 --> 01:43:10,360
I was just like oh shit.

1587
01:43:10,360 --> 01:43:11,360
So good.

1588
01:43:11,360 --> 01:43:16,600
Dude even one of the first kills, I think this is the first kill that Santa has when

1589
01:43:16,600 --> 01:43:20,800
the guy is pushed out the window and dies by the icicle.

1590
01:43:20,800 --> 01:43:22,000
Like I frickin' love that.

1591
01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:27,640
There were a lot of like I feel impalements done by icicles in this movie and I frickin'

1592
01:43:27,640 --> 01:43:32,320
loved it and just reminds you like how frickin' sharp that shit can be.

1593
01:43:32,320 --> 01:43:33,560
And no joke.

1594
01:43:33,560 --> 01:43:42,760
And dude I love that they frickin' addressed that you can turn candy canes into lethal

1595
01:43:42,760 --> 01:43:43,760
weapons.

1596
01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:44,760
Yes.

1597
01:43:44,760 --> 01:43:49,960
That was great.

1598
01:43:49,960 --> 01:43:56,720
That was, like I know that we saw it in the trailer where he's like stabbing people with

1599
01:43:56,720 --> 01:44:00,800
the frickin' candy cane but holy shit dude.

1600
01:44:00,800 --> 01:44:05,600
Like seeing it in action it's just like yes this is just kind of what everyone imagines

1601
01:44:05,600 --> 01:44:11,960
would happen if you decided to go crazy on someone with a frickin' candy cane.

1602
01:44:11,960 --> 01:44:14,960
Yeah exactly.

1603
01:44:14,960 --> 01:44:17,040
Loved it so much.

1604
01:44:17,040 --> 01:44:20,400
Yeah that was a great one.

1605
01:44:20,400 --> 01:44:29,360
Oh I got some 2019 Child's Play vibes with the mulcher.

1606
01:44:29,360 --> 01:44:33,080
Yes although I feel this one was done better.

1607
01:44:33,080 --> 01:44:35,600
It was done so much better.

1608
01:44:35,600 --> 01:44:36,600
Yeah.

1609
01:44:36,600 --> 01:44:39,040
Love that one.

1610
01:44:39,040 --> 01:44:41,320
So much more bloody and I frickin' loved it.

1611
01:44:41,320 --> 01:44:45,760
Trying to think of some like other decent kills.

1612
01:44:45,760 --> 01:44:47,720
Oh frickin' Scrooge.

1613
01:44:47,720 --> 01:44:52,160
His death was horrifying.

1614
01:44:52,160 --> 01:44:53,160
That caught me off guard.

1615
01:44:53,160 --> 01:44:54,160
I was not.

1616
01:44:54,160 --> 01:44:57,560
I'm like the fuck did I just witness?

1617
01:44:57,560 --> 01:45:01,000
Dude that was rough to watch.

1618
01:45:01,000 --> 01:45:02,480
It really was.

1619
01:45:02,480 --> 01:45:10,000
Especially when Santa is sitting there laughing and throws what remains of his body over.

1620
01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:13,000
Like yeah right.

1621
01:45:13,000 --> 01:45:17,680
Like oh no.

1622
01:45:17,680 --> 01:45:21,000
That's gross.

1623
01:45:21,000 --> 01:45:23,200
Yeah that was.

1624
01:45:23,200 --> 01:45:26,960
Oh man.

1625
01:45:26,960 --> 01:45:30,960
That was just brutal.

1626
01:45:30,960 --> 01:45:36,200
Just like I said pure frickin' brutality.

1627
01:45:36,200 --> 01:45:38,760
So so great.

1628
01:45:38,760 --> 01:45:43,840
I love how it wasn't even like something where it was like super dramatic that he was doing

1629
01:45:43,840 --> 01:45:44,840
it.

1630
01:45:44,840 --> 01:45:51,200
It was just something like they're wrestling more or less and then he grabs him.

1631
01:45:51,200 --> 01:45:56,120
Like he turns around grabs Scrooge and then taps his nose and then he started turning

1632
01:45:56,120 --> 01:46:06,800
into like the dust to go up the chimney and I was like oh no.

1633
01:46:06,800 --> 01:46:08,280
And oh my gosh.

1634
01:46:08,280 --> 01:46:12,800
I think what got me was him getting stuck.

1635
01:46:12,800 --> 01:46:16,760
Yeah that was.

1636
01:46:16,760 --> 01:46:21,040
Like he's like screaming he's like no and then he gets like caught and then I'm like

1637
01:46:21,040 --> 01:46:26,040
okay like this is gonna mess him up and then he's like just rips him through the frickin'

1638
01:46:26,040 --> 01:46:32,200
chimney like oh my hell.

1639
01:46:32,200 --> 01:46:35,920
God I'm playing it back again in my head and I hate it.

1640
01:46:35,920 --> 01:46:38,960
Dude that I will say was hard for me to watch.

1641
01:46:38,960 --> 01:46:41,520
Yeah like you said it's gonna.

1642
01:46:41,520 --> 01:46:52,760
I'm so glad I was in the theater by myself because I like out loud went oh.

1643
01:46:52,760 --> 01:46:55,760
Dude I love it.

1644
01:46:55,760 --> 01:47:02,000
Dude I forget what scene it was.

1645
01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:07,960
No yeah I think it's at the beginning when like.

1646
01:47:07,960 --> 01:47:12,440
I think like when Santa's just like oh yeah you know I need this many drinks to like actually

1647
01:47:12,440 --> 01:47:14,920
get me through this holiday or some shit like that.

1648
01:47:14,920 --> 01:47:17,560
I heard someone in the back of.

1649
01:47:17,560 --> 01:47:19,560
Yeah same Santa.

1650
01:47:19,560 --> 01:47:28,640
Like it's not even in the frickin movie and I'm already laughing.

1651
01:47:28,640 --> 01:47:36,760
Oh man dude this movie was so frickin good.

1652
01:47:36,760 --> 01:47:46,920
Like this is exactly what I wanted from this movie in like almost every single way.

1653
01:47:46,920 --> 01:47:56,080
So the only thing that I'm gonna dock for effects wise is maybe the reindeer.

1654
01:47:56,080 --> 01:47:58,200
The reindeer looked super fake.

1655
01:47:58,200 --> 01:48:00,680
I can definitely agree with you on that one.

1656
01:48:00,680 --> 01:48:03,920
And I think that's just an issue with Christmas movies in general.

1657
01:48:03,920 --> 01:48:08,160
Most of the reindeer look really really fake.

1658
01:48:08,160 --> 01:48:10,200
It's true it was very true.

1659
01:48:10,200 --> 01:48:17,680
But yeah I'm not gonna dock it a ton because the reindeer weren't like a huge part of this

1660
01:48:17,680 --> 01:48:18,680
movie.

1661
01:48:18,680 --> 01:48:23,600
So they left his ass.

1662
01:48:23,600 --> 01:48:25,640
Yeah.

1663
01:48:25,640 --> 01:48:29,040
Let's see.

1664
01:48:29,040 --> 01:48:35,440
Yeah so I think I think I'm gonna be at like a 92 for it with the effects.

1665
01:48:35,440 --> 01:48:37,680
I think it earned it.

1666
01:48:37,680 --> 01:48:40,400
Yeah you know I'm gonna match it.

1667
01:48:40,400 --> 01:48:42,360
I absolutely agree with you.

1668
01:48:42,360 --> 01:48:50,880
Alright next up we got music.

1669
01:48:50,880 --> 01:48:54,480
I'm trying to think of like what Christmas songs were in this movie.

1670
01:48:54,480 --> 01:48:59,800
They played a decent variety of Christmas songs.

1671
01:48:59,800 --> 01:49:03,160
That's what I thought but for some reason like I can't remember any of them.

1672
01:49:03,160 --> 01:49:10,400
Yeah like this is where I feel like the music worked for the scenes but didn't quite stand

1673
01:49:10,400 --> 01:49:11,400
out.

1674
01:49:11,400 --> 01:49:17,760
Oh yeah I don't remember them having a holiday song.

1675
01:49:17,760 --> 01:49:20,760
Oh yeah I guess that was a starting song.

1676
01:49:20,760 --> 01:49:25,260
A Holly Jolly Christmas by Burl Ives.

1677
01:49:25,260 --> 01:49:29,680
I feel like that's just a classic staple Christmas song.

1678
01:49:29,680 --> 01:49:38,800
So that's like this is really tough because it's like it's Christmas music so it's like

1679
01:49:38,800 --> 01:49:43,160
very much above average but it's just it worked well with the scene but it's not anything

1680
01:49:43,160 --> 01:49:47,200
like you'd remember super well.

1681
01:49:47,200 --> 01:49:59,080
I feel the one that like definitely is very it worked so well was the Don't De Santa Claus

1682
01:49:59,080 --> 01:50:04,960
by Tony Sante and that's I think it's when he was fighting the one that he stabs the

1683
01:50:04,960 --> 01:50:07,080
star into his eye.

1684
01:50:07,080 --> 01:50:08,080
That's right.

1685
01:50:08,080 --> 01:50:15,240
Yeah that's like definitely like the one that I do remember specifically that song and like

1686
01:50:15,240 --> 01:50:19,840
I'm like okay you know what I like this pick for this scene.

1687
01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:20,840
It definitely works.

1688
01:50:20,840 --> 01:50:21,840
I like it.

1689
01:50:21,840 --> 01:50:29,060
Yeah I don't remember that one nearly as well as I remember the one that was playing when

1690
01:50:29,060 --> 01:50:31,840
they were fighting in the barn.

1691
01:50:31,840 --> 01:50:39,280
Yeah that one was Christmas Time by Bryan Adams.

1692
01:50:39,280 --> 01:50:45,240
Yeah like good songs but it's just I think they were just overshadowed by what was happening

1693
01:50:45,240 --> 01:50:50,360
in the scene so it just didn't quite stick very well.

1694
01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:52,400
Yeah that's fair.

1695
01:50:52,400 --> 01:50:53,400
This one's tough.

1696
01:50:53,400 --> 01:50:59,080
It's in between like a seven and an eight and an eight strictly because it's Christmas

1697
01:50:59,080 --> 01:51:00,080
music.

1698
01:51:00,080 --> 01:51:05,560
I don't know just because like they didn't like exactly like really stick out that much

1699
01:51:05,560 --> 01:51:11,080
except for that one song like I'm more so at like a seven.

1700
01:51:11,080 --> 01:51:14,240
I can definitely go seven.

1701
01:51:14,240 --> 01:51:18,720
I could have been talked to either way and so if you're going seven I'm going seven.

1702
01:51:18,720 --> 01:51:19,720
Okay cool.

1703
01:51:19,720 --> 01:51:24,240
All right next up we got costumes.

1704
01:51:24,240 --> 01:51:31,040
So the only like real big costume was David Harbor as Santa.

1705
01:51:31,040 --> 01:51:33,080
I thought it looked great.

1706
01:51:33,080 --> 01:51:36,280
His suit looked great.

1707
01:51:36,280 --> 01:51:38,560
His suit looked good.

1708
01:51:38,560 --> 01:51:42,240
His beard though.

1709
01:51:42,240 --> 01:51:45,740
That is I see where you're coming from with that.

1710
01:51:45,740 --> 01:51:49,520
His beard was was a little rough for me.

1711
01:51:49,520 --> 01:51:57,240
I will say it was kind of it was definitely interesting seeing a Santa wear a leather

1712
01:51:57,240 --> 01:52:00,320
outfit.

1713
01:52:00,320 --> 01:52:07,920
That definitely took me by surprise but I thought that was a very nice different iteration.

1714
01:52:07,920 --> 01:52:12,920
You're definitely used to them wearing you know like the classic like what do you say

1715
01:52:12,920 --> 01:52:13,920
shirt?

1716
01:52:13,920 --> 01:52:21,440
A velvet Santa suit so seeing him in like a leather Santa suit I feel was a nice change

1717
01:52:21,440 --> 01:52:23,520
and it worked well.

1718
01:52:23,520 --> 01:52:26,320
You said you haven't seen Christmas Chronicles right?

1719
01:52:26,320 --> 01:52:28,720
Yes, I have not.

1720
01:52:28,720 --> 01:52:29,880
Yeah.

1721
01:52:29,880 --> 01:52:37,240
Um look up Kurt Russell's suit in that because he wears a leather jacket in that.

1722
01:52:37,240 --> 01:52:38,240
Oh okay.

1723
01:52:38,240 --> 01:52:44,960
Um and apparently like I was watching this documentary about like the Santa Claus industry

1724
01:52:44,960 --> 01:52:49,760
and apparently that movie like upped the game for most Santas.

1725
01:52:49,760 --> 01:52:53,960
Oh yes I love that.

1726
01:52:53,960 --> 01:52:54,960
Yeah I think it works great.

1727
01:52:54,960 --> 01:52:55,960
It looks great.

1728
01:52:55,960 --> 01:52:56,960
Yeah right?

1729
01:52:56,960 --> 01:52:57,960
Yeah.

1730
01:52:57,960 --> 01:53:03,240
Damn I really need to watch these movies because god he looks fantastic Santa Claus.

1731
01:53:03,240 --> 01:53:11,640
Christmas Chronicles the first one definitely worth the watch like absolutely like just

1732
01:53:11,640 --> 01:53:19,440
Kurt Russell just bleeds charm and just the Santa wonder in this in that movie.

1733
01:53:19,440 --> 01:53:24,600
The second one definitely if you got nothing better to do.

1734
01:53:24,600 --> 01:53:27,320
Oh it's not it's not as good as the first?

1735
01:53:27,320 --> 01:53:29,760
Not nearly as good as the first.

1736
01:53:29,760 --> 01:53:30,760
Okay.

1737
01:53:30,760 --> 01:53:39,000
The only thing that like that one had was um uh Mrs Claus was in it a little bit more.

1738
01:53:39,000 --> 01:53:40,000
Okay.

1739
01:53:40,000 --> 01:53:46,680
But other than that it was no like the first the first one's good enough.

1740
01:53:46,680 --> 01:53:52,080
Alright have they announced that they're doing a third one at all or is it just a two and

1741
01:53:52,080 --> 01:53:53,200
that's it?

1742
01:53:53,200 --> 01:53:57,160
I hope they just leave it at the two.

1743
01:53:57,160 --> 01:54:06,000
Unless they have like a really solid idea for a third they which they didn't have one

1744
01:54:06,000 --> 01:54:07,600
for the second.

1745
01:54:07,600 --> 01:54:12,240
It was not good.

1746
01:54:12,240 --> 01:54:20,120
Like their idea for the yeah their their idea for this the second one was an elf that lost

1747
01:54:20,120 --> 01:54:26,840
his Christmas spirit turned human and was trying to destroy Christmas.

1748
01:54:26,840 --> 01:54:27,840
It is stupid.

1749
01:54:27,840 --> 01:54:33,760
I mean that's not the worst Christmas idea I've heard but it's not great.

1750
01:54:33,760 --> 01:54:36,720
Yeah it's not the least bit ideal.

1751
01:54:36,720 --> 01:54:38,440
The first one was really solid.

1752
01:54:38,440 --> 01:54:46,640
It's these kids that um that are having issues because their dad died uh stay up to catch

1753
01:54:46,640 --> 01:54:52,720
Santa in the act and then they like spot him and like oh my gosh this is so cool and then

1754
01:54:52,720 --> 01:54:58,120
they run outside see his sleigh jump in his sleigh and then just kind of get him thrown

1755
01:54:58,120 --> 01:55:03,440
off track and so it's like an adventure of gathering all of his magical items and shit

1756
01:55:03,440 --> 01:55:08,720
so he can like do Christmas over and it's good.

1757
01:55:08,720 --> 01:55:13,600
I'm not doing it the story justice whatsoever but it's it's good.

1758
01:55:13,600 --> 01:55:15,600
Okay.

1759
01:55:15,600 --> 01:55:22,320
Anyway um getting back to costumes.

1760
01:55:22,320 --> 01:55:32,360
I really dug just his overall like suit but I liked what he was wearing underneath it

1761
01:55:32,360 --> 01:55:36,640
too kind of had like that Viking vibe.

1762
01:55:36,640 --> 01:55:41,520
Yeah it was straight I mean it looked straight up like a pirate shirt to me that's what I

1763
01:55:41,520 --> 01:55:47,120
associated that kind of shirt with but yeah oh I absolutely loved it.

1764
01:55:47,120 --> 01:55:58,520
Yeah kind of like I can see what you you're meaning there with the uh the pirate vibe.

1765
01:55:58,520 --> 01:56:03,880
It's just like so for those of you that don't know he was wearing like just a brown tunic

1766
01:56:03,880 --> 01:56:15,480
underneath his his suit and then under that he was wearing like a puffy white shirt like

1767
01:56:15,480 --> 01:56:22,840
long sleeve shirt but a majority of the film he was wearing like he was wearing his jacket

1768
01:56:22,840 --> 01:56:31,980
like his nice red leather leather jacket and his hat um classic red pants boots nothing

1769
01:56:31,980 --> 01:56:32,980
too special there.

1770
01:56:32,980 --> 01:56:34,960
I really liked his gloves.

1771
01:56:34,960 --> 01:56:39,320
Yeah dude those were so good.

1772
01:56:39,320 --> 01:56:47,600
Yeah like they were classic like brown leather gloves but uh some of the fingers were were

1773
01:56:47,600 --> 01:56:52,080
cut off and I don't know if that was because they like something happened to them but it

1774
01:56:52,080 --> 01:56:56,080
seemed like that was like an intentional thing.

1775
01:56:56,080 --> 01:57:00,040
Yeah yeah I don't know either.

1776
01:57:00,040 --> 01:57:04,880
And I I didn't quite know where to fit this one in.

1777
01:57:04,880 --> 01:57:16,520
I wanted to bring up how his sled looked and how it looks like uh like a viking ship.

1778
01:57:16,520 --> 01:57:18,240
It did yeah you're right.

1779
01:57:18,240 --> 01:57:26,080
Yeah it has like viking runes on it and I freaking loved loved that look kind of has

1780
01:57:26,080 --> 01:57:35,400
like the hardwood feel like it looks like a freaking compact viking ship.

1781
01:57:35,400 --> 01:57:38,340
It's freaking sick.

1782
01:57:38,340 --> 01:57:40,040
So freaking cool.

1783
01:57:40,040 --> 01:57:46,880
And then the freaking whoever designed the tattoos that he had amazing.

1784
01:57:46,880 --> 01:57:53,820
Yes dude oh my god so good so good.

1785
01:57:53,820 --> 01:57:58,200
So freaking loved that.

1786
01:57:58,200 --> 01:58:08,640
Everyone else like they fit like decent costumes all around but Santa was definitely like the

1787
01:58:08,640 --> 01:58:09,640
standout.

1788
01:58:09,640 --> 01:58:14,680
Oh absolutely no question about it.

1789
01:58:14,680 --> 01:58:20,680
This one's tough because it's like the extras bring it down but Santa's really good.

1790
01:58:20,680 --> 01:58:26,120
I'm at an eight or a nine and I could be talked to either way.

1791
01:58:26,120 --> 01:58:33,520
I feel just because the extras give it I don't know just because I loved how he looked the

1792
01:58:33,520 --> 01:58:35,800
the way that the Santa suit looks so.

1793
01:58:35,800 --> 01:58:41,680
Yeah but it's like does ever did everyone else like that's true.

1794
01:58:41,680 --> 01:58:47,120
Yeah so I would have to say that Nate.

1795
01:58:47,120 --> 01:58:50,680
Yeah and a majority of that is because of freaking Santa.

1796
01:58:50,680 --> 01:58:53,720
Oh yeah absolutely.

1797
01:58:53,720 --> 01:59:00,280
Like honestly without his outfit he the movie would probably be about a six.

1798
01:59:00,280 --> 01:59:02,760
Yeah absolutely agree.

1799
01:59:02,760 --> 01:59:12,720
Like it's just I think it would be a very strong six very weak seven and the only reason

1800
01:59:12,720 --> 01:59:19,120
is because some of the mercenaries were dressed in like a Christmas outfit like what's her

1801
01:59:19,120 --> 01:59:21,840
face candy cane.

1802
01:59:21,840 --> 01:59:24,800
Yeah remember that.

1803
01:59:24,800 --> 01:59:30,160
Like she's the only reason that it would get even remotely close to a seven.

1804
01:59:30,160 --> 01:59:32,200
I can definitely agree with you on that one.

1805
01:59:32,200 --> 01:59:37,160
But yeah with Santa just solid eight.

1806
01:59:37,160 --> 01:59:40,720
All right last up we got our own personal score.

1807
01:59:40,720 --> 01:59:45,680
I'll take this one first.

1808
01:59:45,680 --> 01:59:48,320
I had a blast with this freaking movie.

1809
01:59:48,320 --> 01:59:53,400
I did not expect it to be as good as it was like I expected to like David Harbour and

1810
01:59:53,400 --> 02:00:00,520
enjoy some of like the the Christmas violence and and whatnot but I didn't expect to like

1811
02:00:00,520 --> 02:00:06,560
I was I left the theater like just with a shit eating grin on my face.

1812
02:00:06,560 --> 02:00:15,400
Like it was so much fun to sit there and watch how violent Santa could could get in creative

1813
02:00:15,400 --> 02:00:16,400
ways too.

1814
02:00:16,400 --> 02:00:24,880
Like I always appreciate good creative kills and I think they they exceeded every expectation

1815
02:00:24,880 --> 02:00:30,800
that I had and then some and just the the fact that they kept everything holiday themed

1816
02:00:30,800 --> 02:00:37,680
other than maybe like one or two kills was fantastic.

1817
02:00:37,680 --> 02:00:45,080
So for me I think I'm going to be at like an eighty nine.

1818
02:00:45,080 --> 02:00:46,480
That's completely fair.

1819
02:00:46,480 --> 02:00:53,160
No yeah honestly literally everything that you hit on just had such a blast with this

1820
02:00:53,160 --> 02:00:58,320
movie was not expecting to walk out of it enjoying it that much.

1821
02:00:58,320 --> 02:01:07,840
David Harbour just absolutely kills it as Santa Claus and John Leguizamo is also worth

1822
02:01:07,840 --> 02:01:11,680
talking about because he is a really great villain in this movie.

1823
02:01:11,680 --> 02:01:19,120
Yeah I had a great time and honestly like Caleb can't wait to watch this movie every

1824
02:01:19,120 --> 02:01:20,120
year.

1825
02:01:20,120 --> 02:01:23,200
It's definitely added to the list.

1826
02:01:23,200 --> 02:01:25,640
I think I'm just going to be a little bit below you.

1827
02:01:25,640 --> 02:01:29,840
I'm going to go at an eighty seven.

1828
02:01:29,840 --> 02:01:33,040
Completely fair.

1829
02:01:33,040 --> 02:01:46,920
All right well with that that has brought us.

1830
02:01:46,920 --> 02:01:56,200
All right so going through each of the scores we have we're sitting first off the story

1831
02:01:56,200 --> 02:02:02,800
sitting at a very solid eighty two writing dipped a pretty significant amount sitting

1832
02:02:02,800 --> 02:02:11,360
at a seventy six acting came back up sitting at an eighty two point five the character

1833
02:02:11,360 --> 02:02:19,920
development slightly above average sitting at an eighty the effects are the high talking

1834
02:02:19,920 --> 02:02:26,320
point of this movie sitting at a very strong ninety two music sitting at a seven costume

1835
02:02:26,320 --> 02:02:31,740
sitting at an eight and then our personal score averaged out to an eighty eight.

1836
02:02:31,740 --> 02:02:40,120
So with all of that the final all bros letter grade for violent night has come to a.

1837
02:02:40,120 --> 02:02:46,600
A B. Not bad.

1838
02:02:46,600 --> 02:02:49,640
Yeah not bad at all it.

1839
02:02:49,640 --> 02:02:54,360
Barely missed the mark of being a B minus.

1840
02:02:54,360 --> 02:02:56,640
Okay but you know it's okay.

1841
02:02:56,640 --> 02:03:06,360
It's on the lower end so it's sitting at an eighty three point one eight percent.

1842
02:03:06,360 --> 02:03:08,360
Okay.

1843
02:03:08,360 --> 02:03:11,560
Which again isn't horrible.

1844
02:03:11,560 --> 02:03:15,480
It's just not as high as.

1845
02:03:15,480 --> 02:03:18,640
I think most people would like.

1846
02:03:18,640 --> 02:03:19,640
Probably.

1847
02:03:19,640 --> 02:03:27,440
All right so let's see eighty three so violent night.

1848
02:03:27,440 --> 02:03:32,760
Is actually our second lowest B movie.

1849
02:03:32,760 --> 02:03:36,360
Okay interesting.

1850
02:03:36,360 --> 02:03:44,160
Yeah so it is so let's start off like what it's below and then we'll go the opposite

1851
02:03:44,160 --> 02:03:49,480
way so it is sitting below Shazam.

1852
02:03:49,480 --> 02:03:54,160
Which is at an eighty three point two five.

1853
02:03:54,160 --> 02:04:01,920
It is below Bill and Ted face the music which is at an eighty three point three two.

1854
02:04:01,920 --> 02:04:08,800
It is below Toy Story four which is at an eighty three point four two.

1855
02:04:08,800 --> 02:04:16,680
As well as child's play twenty nineteen which is at an eighty three point four three.

1856
02:04:16,680 --> 02:04:23,720
And then finally it is below James Gunn's Suicide Squad at an eighty three point five.

1857
02:04:23,720 --> 02:04:25,760
All right.

1858
02:04:25,760 --> 02:04:27,040
Bad.

1859
02:04:27,040 --> 02:04:32,040
Yeah go in the opposite direction though it is above.

1860
02:04:32,040 --> 02:04:35,120
Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle.

1861
02:04:35,120 --> 02:04:38,280
Which is at an eighty three point zero six.

1862
02:04:38,280 --> 02:04:41,160
Okay.

1863
02:04:41,160 --> 02:04:44,560
And then going into the B minus.

1864
02:04:44,560 --> 02:04:50,740
Range it's above the greatest showman which is at an eighty two point nine three.

1865
02:04:50,740 --> 02:04:56,320
As well as Mulan which is at an eighty two point six two.

1866
02:04:56,320 --> 02:05:02,600
It's above the hunt which is at an eighty eighty two point four seven.

1867
02:05:02,600 --> 02:05:08,720
And then it is above Chippendale Rescue Rangers which is at an eighty two point four three.

1868
02:05:08,720 --> 02:05:10,640
All right.

1869
02:05:10,640 --> 02:05:11,640
Not bad.

1870
02:05:11,640 --> 02:05:15,000
Yeah I think it has a decent home.

1871
02:05:15,000 --> 02:05:18,080
I would agree.

1872
02:05:18,080 --> 02:05:27,040
Would you agree with it being below Toy Story four.

1873
02:05:27,040 --> 02:05:33,520
Like I that's the one I thought you'd have issues with.

1874
02:05:33,520 --> 02:05:34,520
Wait that it's it's.

1875
02:05:34,520 --> 02:05:35,520
Wait so you said.

1876
02:05:35,520 --> 02:05:36,520
Yeah.

1877
02:05:36,520 --> 02:05:38,480
Do you have an issue with it being below Toy Story four.

1878
02:05:38,480 --> 02:05:39,480
Yeah.

1879
02:05:39,480 --> 02:05:45,840
No because I mean I know I have problems with Toy Story four but I still do enjoy it.

1880
02:05:45,840 --> 02:05:46,840
Yeah.

1881
02:05:46,840 --> 02:05:49,480
I think.

1882
02:05:49,480 --> 02:05:52,600
I honestly I think this Toy Story four higher than that.

1883
02:05:52,600 --> 02:05:56,600
Not gonna lie.

1884
02:05:56,600 --> 02:05:59,920
Nope and that's probably my fault.

1885
02:05:59,920 --> 02:06:00,920
Yeah asshole.

1886
02:06:00,920 --> 02:06:01,920
Just kidding.

1887
02:06:01,920 --> 02:06:05,480
Hey I'll take it.

1888
02:06:05,480 --> 02:06:06,480
Yeah.

1889
02:06:06,480 --> 02:06:07,480
Yeah.

1890
02:06:07,480 --> 02:06:11,640
I think I think it has a decent home overall.

1891
02:06:11,640 --> 02:06:18,400
Like it's all these movies that we have in like the or at least in this area are all

1892
02:06:18,400 --> 02:06:24,120
ones that I enjoyed better than they scored.

1893
02:06:24,120 --> 02:06:25,120
That's fair.

1894
02:06:25,120 --> 02:06:26,120
That is.

1895
02:06:26,120 --> 02:06:28,840
Yeah that's absolutely fair and I can definitely agree with you on that.

1896
02:06:28,840 --> 02:06:36,760
Yeah like I really enjoyed Shazam but I understand why it's as low as it is as well as Jumanji.

1897
02:06:36,760 --> 02:06:42,440
Really liked Jumanji but completely understandable why it ended up in that range.

1898
02:06:42,440 --> 02:06:45,400
So it makes sense.

1899
02:06:45,400 --> 02:06:47,800
Yeah.

1900
02:06:47,800 --> 02:06:53,640
So I'm not too too butthurt about it.

1901
02:06:53,640 --> 02:06:54,640
You know me neither.

1902
02:06:54,640 --> 02:06:56,300
Me neither.

1903
02:06:56,300 --> 02:06:59,720
So yeah that's where it's where it's sitting.

1904
02:06:59,720 --> 02:07:00,720
Sweet.

1905
02:07:00,720 --> 02:07:05,440
Well I would say that does it for this episode.

1906
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Albrose channel.

1939
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So you're going to be able to find all of them.

1940
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Did you see that we did you see the two sales that we made in the past couple of days.

1941
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Yes.

1942
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What the hell.

1943
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One of course was for another Monster House Dreamcast.

1944
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But yeah the She-Hulk Dreamcast wasn't it for like stickers.

1945
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Yeah.

1946
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Yeah.

1947
02:09:25,360 --> 02:09:26,360
Hell yeah.

1948
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Someone bought four stickers.

1949
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Yeah.

1950
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I was like hell yeah that's awesome man.

1951
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I don't know how the hell that happened.

1952
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I don't know if we've ever sold She-Hulk before.

1953
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No it's usually always Monster House.

1954
02:09:39,280 --> 02:09:40,280
Yeah.

1955
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I'll take it I guess.

1956
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Yeah.

1957
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But yeah so next week we will be breaking down the I guess a lot of people would say

1958
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the true sequel to A Christmas Story A Christmas Story Christmas which you can actually check

1959
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out right now on HBO Max.

1960
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I will like I will say though like have you seen A Christmas Story 2 like the one that

1961
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came out like I think like 2013 or some shit like that.

1962
02:10:14,280 --> 02:10:15,280
No.

1963
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I've heard nothing but horrible things about it and I will not be watching that ever.

1964
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It's I don't know to me it's not as bad as everyone says.

1965
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I feel that the kid that they picked to play Ralphie actually does a really good job.

1966
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It's just a lot of like the supporting cast around him are not that good.

1967
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But I mean Daniel Stern is as decent as the old man.

1968
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But I mean you know it's Daniel Stern so like you really can't go wrong with him.

1969
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No you can't.

1970
02:10:49,480 --> 02:10:57,480
But so really quickly I remember like I think it was like when it first came out the kids

1971
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that they picked to play Flick and Schwartz I feel that they should have switched because

1972
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the other one looks a lot more like how they look opposite of how each should look in freaking

1973
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high school.

1974
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Like I don't know.

1975
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I feel that they should have switched the actors.

1976
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But anyway we're not going to talk about A Christmas Story 2.

1977
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We're going to be talking about A Christmas Story Christmas next week.

1978
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So if you guys want to check the movie out before we break it down you can find it right

1979
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now on HBO Max.

1980
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It's an HBO Max original.

1981
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So until then this has been the All Bros Podcast.

1982
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I am Jonathan and I'm Caleb and we will catch you guys next week.

1983
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So long.

1984
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I tried to do it as Caleb's deuces and it came out.

1985
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God that was just garbage.