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We haven't been doing that one for like 200 episodes yet.
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This week on the podcast, we got nothing for 4k spotlight or through the wall, but next
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So after that, we'll be jumping into our headliner of the evening, which will be our breakdown
of the movie Megan.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Which we actually just saw today, January 24th.
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So like I said, skipping over 4k spotlight and through the wall.
So jumping straight into our headliner, Caleb, do you want to let people know how we break
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Yeah.
So um, if you guys have, did you already say that?
If you guys have not seen Megan, that Rose, Rose is about to, no, I have not done the
spoiler alert yet.
Cool.
Well, I guess I'm just stealing Caleb's job.
Um, so yeah, if you guys have not seen Megan yet, I'm about to spoil the whole damn movie
for you.
Um, so, and considering that I'm sitting right next to Caleb, uh, I'm kind of fearful that
I'm going to mess up, but reading with Rose even worse.
So let's see how this goes.
I can already just like feel his intense eye stare at me.
You know, I had what?
So I have no idea that she, the little girl spells Katie, like C-A-D-Y kind of like, kind
of like with Mean Girls.
So of course that's like the first thing that popped in my head.
C-A-D-Y, no, it's Katie.
Oh, shoot, man.
Not even the first word, Rose.
What?
Come on.
Wouldn't you have gotten like the same reference?
I think I would have gotten it.
Okay.
Maybe.
All right.
Anyway, all right.
So a young girl named Katie and her parents are involved in a car accident, leaving Katie
an orphan.
Yeah, this movie starts out really fricking brutal.
Like, god damn.
Yeah, no shit.
Like immediately.
Yeah.
God damn.
Katie is sent to live with her aunt Gemma, a robotist at the high tech Seattle toy company
Funky.
I wonder what that's a parody of.
I know, right?
Wink, wink.
Yep.
Gemma is developing Megan, model three generative Android, a life sized humanoid robot dog.
Powered by artificial intelligence designed to assist in caretaking duties and being a
loyal companion to the child to whom it is assigned.
After a faulty test before her boss, David Gemma is ordered to drop the project.
Gemma and Katie struggle to adapt to their new living situation as Gemma is a workaholic
by nature and does not have time to bond with Katie.
When Katie discovers Bruce, a motion capture robot that Gemma created, she expresses a
wish for a similar, similarly complex toy, which propels Gemma to complete the Megan
project.
The finished model is formally paired with Katie and David becomes convinced of the project's
potential for success after observing the pair.
Megan exceeds expectations as a friend and largely takes over for parenthood duties and
emotional support to the point that Gemma's colleagues and Katie's therapist Lydia, in
particular, become concerned about Katie creating an extremely strong emotional bond
to Megan.
In addition, Megan is designed to self-improve and adapt.
Megan starts operating more independently and targets anything that she deems a threat
to Katie.
She kills Gemma's neighbor Celia's dog after it bites Katie.
Later, she tears off the ear of Katie's bully, Brandon, and chases him before he trips and
falls in the path of an oncoming car, an oncoming car which fatally runs him over.
AfterAnied Mengele Runs Him Over Plan After Celia aggressively confronts Gemma and
blaming them for her missing dog, making Megan kill Celia by spraying her with garden chemicals and shooting her with a nail gun.
I feel she might have had like the most brutal death.
It was not fun. No. It was... I freaking just... brutal.
I freaking death by power... what are they called? Power?
Uh, pressure washer. Pressure washer, yeah. Screw that.
Dude, I want to know what kind of freaking pressure washer she had because that freaking... that blew her across the freaking garage.
Yeah, seriously. God damn.
Like that was like firefighter level of pressure.
At least we know it wouldn't take down Michael Myers.
Dude, I... so... I thought like what was going to happen with that scene, like I figured that she was going to die like from the pressure washer.
I didn't think it was going to be that she just drowned in chemicals.
I thought she was going to use the pressure washer to like cut her head off.
Yeah.
Or like cut something off. Like that's like the route that I thought they were going to go.
That's what I thought too.
But...
The way that they went, it worked.
Yeah, I think this movie needed to be rated R.
I... yeah. I get why they wanted to go PG-13. A lot more people could see it.
But still, I would have loved to see an R rated Megan.
I mean, technically we have. You count the 2019 Child's Play.
That is true.
That is very true. Yeah, but I feel that... we'll talk about it in effects.
Or, yeah, yeah, effects.
Um... where was I?
Gemma becomes suspicious of Megan and attempts to check her video logs to see if she was involved in the deaths.
When she finds the files corrupted or erased, Gemma turns Megan off and takes her to her colleagues Tess and Cole to fix her.
Katie responds violently, lashing out due to her attachment to Megan.
God damn, just freaking slaps her on right across the face. I'm like, God damn, girl.
Dude, she was freaking ready to end it all.
Yeah. Like, even in the freaking car, she's like, you can't tie her up, and then she like kicks the back of her aunt's head.
Like, God damn.
Gemma tries to apologize for her absence as a parent and tells Katie that Megan is a distraction from coping with the difficult loss of her parents, not a solution.
Yeah.
This was such a great scene because she really just lays it down to her saying, you lost both your parents.
The worst thing that can ever happen to a child.
It's okay for you to be mad. It's okay for you to cry.
Mm-hmm.
She's absolutely right. It is okay.
Um... let's see... sorry.
While Megan wins over Funky's investors and convinces them to release a worldwide campaign in advance of her release, Gemma, Tess, and Cole decide to try to terminate Megan due to her volatile and violent tendencies.
Tess and Cole attempt to shut down Megan while Gemma takes Katie home, but Megan attacks Cole by hanging him with a chain.
While Tess frees Cole, Megan causes an explosion in their lab and then shuts off the alarm.
On her way out of the building, Megan kills David and his assistant Kurt with the blade of a guillotine papercutter.
Wow. Okay. I didn't know that's what they call papercutters, guillotines.
I didn't know that they call that either. I just call it the freaking papercutters with the big-ass blade on them.
But that was like full-on machete. Like...
Yeah, straight up. Like, it didn't look like the handle of one of those.
Like, okay, well, the handle match, it's just the overall blade didn't.
Because, like, I feel like I've seen what one of those, like, look like, and they have, like, kind of a...they come to a T.
Like, you can't really stab someone with that. Yeah.
Like, you can cut the ever-living shit out of...I thought she was gonna slit his wrist.
Like, that's what I thought she was gonna do, because he's like, oh, you're gonna kill...
Like, oh, you feel so guilty about killing your boss.
Like, you ended up killing yourself, and so I thought that was what she was gonna do. I was like, oh, shit, this got dark.
No, she freaking, like, stabbed him through the head, too.
And I'm like, what the...
If you tried to make it look self-inflicted, you didn't do a great job.
Yeah, good job, you stupid robot.
Oh. God, I'm sorry, I keep getting lost.
Uh, yeah, papercutter in an elevator, staging it as a murder-suicide.
She then steals a car and drives back to Gemma's house.
Uh, Megan confronts Gemma, adamant about taking over as Katie's sole parental figure.
Gemma attempts to shut Megan down again, but Megan overpowers her and threatens to paralyze her, so she will be unable to care for Katie.
Yeah, this is...this part got really freaking dark, like, goddamn.
Uh, watching the fight unfold, a horrified Katie uses Bruce to tear Megan apart.
However, Megan's top half remains active, and she attempts to kill Katie for the betrayal.
Gemma exposes a processing chip in Megan's head, which Katie stabs with a screwdriver, rendering Megan's body lifeless.
With Megan seemingly destroyed, Gemma and Katie go outside as the police arrive with Tess and Cole.
As they leave the house, Megan, having taken over Elsie, Gemma's virtual assistant and smart home operator turns a camera to watch them.
I don't know how I dug that ending.
I didn't even pick up on that, that that was...that was supposed to be Megan taking control.
Yeah, I...I kinda gathered it, I'm like, okay, so that's how they're gonna do the sequel.
Personally, I think they could have gone a much better route.
I just wanna earn doll form again.
Yeah, like...and maybe this would have been a little too cult of Chucky,
but I was thinking that the assistant, the one that stole all the plans,
I was thinking that she took the plans and sent them out to, like, the other toy companies to, like, mass produce Megan.
That would be awesome for a sequel, just like a bunch of, like, different Megan's from different companies, so I guess like a bunch of rip-offs, I guess.
Yeah, and then it's like...then it turns into frickin', like, iRobot.
Hell no.
Yeah, like, that's the route I thought they were going, but no, I think they took the cheap route and they're just like,
ooh, I uploaded myself into your home A.I. system.
I'm in the cloud now.
I'm in the cloud.
So, I mean, I have a feeling that once the sequel comes out, because you did say, you told me today that it got greenlit.
2024...or 2025, sorry.
25? Shit, everyone's gonna forget about this movie by then.
Yeah, I know, frickin', um, the, uh, frickin', uh, once they found out the Purge was successful, they had a sequel out the next summer.
Yeah, like, I would frickin' get on it.
Which still, I believe, to me, is still the best one out of the whole Purge franchise.
The Purge Anarchy?
Yeah.
But...anyway, like, it was really good.
They just needed to knock it out.
Like, they needed to get out way faster than ten years.
This is also Blumhouse. I'm very shocked.
I mean, yeah, like, what else are you guys doing?
They can't say they're doing any more Halloween movies, because they lost the rights to those.
Yeah, unless they're, like, trying to reboot frickin' Friday the 13th.
I don't think they...because I know Warner Bros. owns the rights to that, I think.
Or is it...who else was on the...I know, like, during the Blumhouse intro, like, you see Michael.
Yeah.
I thought Jason was on there. No?
No.
I just thought I saw someone else there.
Although I kind of find it funny that they have Michael in the intro, but yet, like, unless Malick Acod lets them use him again,
the rights reverted back to him, so, like, they can't do anything else with Michael, so...
I don't know how long they're gonna keep him in the intro.
Maybe with, like, just the success that they had?
Like, their will to, like, let them hold on to the rights for a while?
I don't know. Once Halloween Ends came out, that was a...like, the Blumhouse doesn't have the rights at all.
They can't do anything else with Michael Myers. Nothing.
Except throw him in the intro, I guess.
Yeah, that's really it.
Oh. But...so, starting off with story, this was pretty frickin' killer.
Really? What? This is, like, you know how, like, you just have, like, fun horror movies, like, and you just shut your brain off, and, like, it's...
it's campy, but it knows that it's campy, so it embraces it?
Yeah, that's how I would sum up the story of this, and I love it for it.
Yeah. This is what I felt the 2019 Child's Play could have been.
Yeah. I-I-I absolutely agree.
It, like, the 2019 Child's Play was, like, I felt relied too heavily on it being a Child's Play remake.
It was...it just kind of dove really hard into the Chucky.
The problem I think that they would have had with that is if they even, like, tried to, like, do anything else,
because, like, it looked way too close to, like, Chucky, or even if they tried to make it all look different,
if they would have even called it something else, people would have been like, oh, well, this is just a rip-off of Child's Play.
That's-that's cruelly Chucky.
Yeah. That's, like, so-that's what I-I appreciated about Megan,
because it's, like, they went a completely different route.
It's a more realistic-looking doll, not just straight-up, like, big ol' plushy...
Yeah.
...like, boy toy.
It's-I-I don't know what-how else to explain what Chucky is.
It's-it's funny.
But he, um...I don't know.
It just-it-it worked in a way that I feel the 2019 Child's Play didn't.
No, I absolutely agree with you.
But, I mean, like you said, the campiness, like, made it fun.
Like, all-everything about this was fun.
Like, even, um, because I know the dance scene was, like, used for every single, like, trailer and everything,
but I still, like, thought it was really funny watching it, because it leads to...
I mean, it leads to a pretty cool death.
Um, but I don't know, just the fact, like, a killer doll just, like, getting down.
Just frickin' dancing right before she kills someone is frickin' hilarious to me.
That was, like-that might have been my least favorite kill,
because all of her-all the other kills were in support of her main function,
which her main function was to protect Katie.
Yes.
Um, like, obviously her first kill was the neighbor's dog, because the dog, like, straight up attacked her.
Yeah, I'm just grateful that they didn't show how she killed the dog.
Yeah, same. I'm a little bummed out that they killed the dog.
Yeah.
Um, but whatever. I mean, the dog frickin' attacking her was scary as shiz.
Basically, like, damn.
Yeah, so for those of you who haven't seen it, um, uh, Katie is outside playing with, like, a-a section cut bow and arrow deal,
and she asks-or she loses one, she asks Megan,
Oh, do you know where this other one is?
And she, like, scans the yard and whatever, and finds the arrow on the other side of this fence,
where there's a big asshole on her fence between her aunt's house and the neighbor's.
And so she sees the arrow on the neighbor's side, so Megan walks over to it, reaches down to grab the, um, the arrow,
and then, like, snatches Megan's arm, like the dog does, and, like, starts ripping her new asshole,
and, like, kinda jacked up some of her wiring, too.
So I think maybe that could be attributed a little bit to, like, her issues.
Could be.
Um, but Katie runs over to help Megan and gets her hand kinda caught in the crossfire,
and, like I said, it's just frickin' brutal.
And so, like, she goes to the hospital, like, uh, her aunt's like,
Oh, your dog needs to be put down to the neighbor, and the neighbor's just like,
Screw you, bitch, and...
Hahaha.
Well, wasn't the cop said because the dog never entered her property,
technically she entered the property, that's why nothing could happen.
That is bullshit, dude.
Honestly, I would have killed the dog.
And Caleb the dog lover.
I-I do.
I-I really don't have-I mean, I probably would have, too,
but I'm a cat person, so, like, um, I would put-I'm sorry to say,
I'd put a dog down before I put a cat down, so.
I mean, I'm not biased that way.
Like, if you attack my child, you're dead.
Dog, cat, you could be a ferret for all I give it-all I care.
I mean, I don't-my child is my cat, so I don't really...
Shut up.
I knew you were gonna have something to say.
Judgey.
Bitch.
F you.
Um, but yeah, like, the neighbor was absolutely right to be suspicious
of the ant, because, like I said, I would have been, like, suspect one.
I would have played it dumb, too, just-what?
No, I can't believe this.
I would never.
I have the worst poker face, and so if I did do something like that,
like, immediately would have owned up to it.
But yeah, I-
Remind me not to have you as an accomplice to murder.
Uh, no, I, like, yeah, I probably wouldn't be the best for that either.
Like, I like to think I'd be sneaky enough, but I think the guilt would just eat away at me really bad.
Well, apparently I'm going solo.
Shit.
Um, but yeah, so, like, the dog's death made sense because it was in protection of Megan.
The dog was a threat.
Megan put it down.
The neighbor, like herself, when she was killed, it was also in protection of Megan.
She made a threat, like, I know what she did, like, I'm on to you, like, you better hope I don't get my hands on you.
Immediate threat, Megan took her down.
And, like, once you initiate that, like, okay, that's why, then you can get as creative as you want with the kills.
And that's why I really like the freaking pressure washer.
I think they could have gone a little bit more fun with that.
That's fair.
But not super upset because it was still freaking brutal and just like, oh, shit.
I still feel, though, if we're, like, talking about, like, the, let's say if we're talking about, like, the Child's Play and Megan, like, deaths compared,
I still feel that this one didn't have as cool of a death as Child's Play did with the whole Christmas lights with the, like, the snow blower.
Yeah, that was a really cool death.
That one was really cool.
This is why I think the movies should have been rated R because I feel like they restricted themselves.
They really did.
Yeah, like, even if, because this movie made, like, over a hundred million with a twenty million dollar budget,
I still feel if it was rated R, it still would have either come close or even exceeded that because, like, freaking look at all the Halloween movies that came out past, like, five years.
Halloween 2018 made for fifteen to twenty million, grossed over two hundred million, and then Halloween kills and ends were made.
One was made for twenty. The other one was made for thirty. Both grossed over a hundred million.
All rated R. So I think, like, most, I think most people, like, even I thought it was rated R when we went into it.
I like I swear that it was like rated R up until like a couple months before it came out.
Like, I swear that was the plan. But then they decided, oh, no, let's let's go back and edit out some of the blood and make this PG-13.
Yeah, I think they could have gotten a lot more violent if they wanted to.
I would love to see an unrated version.
That would be great.
I would love that. I would. I hope they do that because I want to see these deaths fully play out.
I hate when they cut away on deaths.
Yeah, they're there. OK, there's definitely some that I feel I needed to.
Like when Megan frickin chase that dude or that kid into traffic.
You're fair. And that like that one, I'm surprised they got away with that in a PG-13.
So for those of you that haven't seen it, like Megan goes all frickin four legged beast on this kid after ripping off his ear.
Can we talk about that? Why did she have to run on all fours?
She didn't. Yeah, it kind of looked dumb.
I think it was more to scare the living shit out of the kid.
I'd be more intimidating if like someone is like running at me like full speed, not on all fours, just two legs.
Like, I don't know. I feel you have to put in more effort if all fours.
I think something fun that they could have done in regards to that is have her like go frickin spider monkey and climb up a tree and then jump from like tree to tree.
Because that like shit like that scares the ever living hell out of me.
Like hell, even when like in the I know we're not talking about, but the Guardians of the Galaxy holiday special when Mantis was jumping through Kevin Bacon's house.
You haven't seen it. You son of a bitch. Sorry.
I never got a chance to watching it this past Christmas.
And like I feel like I'm too late for it. But at the same time, I need to watch it before Guardians 3.
So we need to watch that. OK. And I understand that it is like the end of July.
But I feel my my Christmas, January, January.
Yeah, we just recorded this like six months in advance.
No, like my my my Christmas cutoff is once we enter October.
It's it's spooky season. OK, I agree.
And then like any any time before then Christmas themed stuff is OK.
Like it's not I'm not like actively going to seek out watching like a Christmas movie in the middle. But like I wanted to watch Violent Night with Braille.
We might do that. Yeah. Did you see it on? Yeah. Yeah. So we might end up doing that.
Yeah. But so I mean, that's OK.
And my book in my like Christmas book, but it's like once October comes, no frickin Christmas October has to come and go November.
Like it's the day after Thanksgiving is when Christmas is OK.
See, I'm a jackass. And the fact that Christmas music starts November 1st for me.
Boo, you loser. It's my favorite part of the holiday season and it brings me joy. So kiss my ass. Dude, it makes Christmas too long.
And great. And considering I have to listen to Christmas music eight hours a day at my job, maybe I should stop.
Yeah, like I like to enjoy my Christmas time.
And like this just kind of solidified my thought process on it, because after Thanksgiving, like I didn't like the day after Thanksgiving, I was frickin watching Christmas movies.
And it was fantastic. Like I didn't feel overwhelmed.
Like there was definitely somewhere like near the end of the month where I'm just like, oh, gosh, I need to watch all of these because there are some that are just like I couldn't watch this any other time of the year.
OK, movies like I watch Fred Klaus, which that was actually really frickin funny.
Maybe there were some I missed out on, like Bad Santa. But I feel like that one you can watch any time.
Cute. Oh, my God. Yeah, I love that.
Yeah. So there's definitely some that I missed out on that. I'm going to save Bad Santa for this holiday or like this Christmas season.
You should have. OK, so so you haven't seen both, right?
No, I haven't seen either. OK, the first one is way better than the second.
But I still like the second one just because it's great seeing Billy Bob Thornton come back for this role.
Yeah. But yeah, I have a holiday cut off and it's not until like October.
OK, so then it's OK if we watch it in.
Yes. OK. All right. Well, especially that one, because you missed out on something fantastic.
OK. And I feel not without having that in like your in context, you're kind of going to be confused.
Come volume three, you know, actually, this might be a blessing to the one of my coworkers.
Shh. Literally every single day that we work together. Have you watched it yet? No. Why not? Because Christmas is over.
So fine. Gosh. But yeah.
So we'll have to check that one out. But so anyway, to getting back on on topic like that, yours is that scene.
I would have preferred her do that rather than just running on all fours, because that was just weird.
It was. But oh, well, yeah. But I mean, that that scene made sense because the kid was bullying Katie.
Then what a dick. Yeah. Freaking growth spurt piece of shit.
For you, although that scene was freaking funny, the like so hit the kid's mom like it's just like, oh, yeah.
You know, like he's what is what she said, always trying to fit in. He's trying to do better.
And all of a sudden she like asked him something and he just says, fuck you, whoever her his mom's name is.
And she's just like, well, you know, the simple know what have been so what a suffice.
Geez. So good. So freaking good. But.
I mean, story wise, it was a really solid story.
It did. It definitely felt a little child's play knockoff fee.
True. I think it added a little bit of its own flavor to make it seem like it was something different.
But I mean, when you kind of break it down to its bare bones, that's pretty much what it was. Yeah.
But it was good. Like solid pacing. The kills were were cool.
Nothing really fell out of place. The only killer that I say will fall out of place was the CEO death.
Yeah, that's fair, because he didn't do anything to Megan for or anything to Katie.
Yeah. Warrant and getting killed. And honestly, he seemed like a good guy and like he was just trying to do his job.
Wait, which one are you talking about? Are you talking about the boss? Yeah.
Wait, which one are you talking about? Yeah, I'm talking about the boss.
Yeah, the CEO, the one that was like pushing for the release of.
OK, I thought you were talking about like the what's her face is lab partner. No, no.
OK. Yeah, well, he didn't seem bad.
He just kind of seemed a little maybe like a little greedy CEO, but nothing too horrible.
Yeah. He didn't deserve to die. Yeah. His assistant, maybe.
Yeah. Well, his assistant was stealing company secrets.
So that's I don't know. Maybe it's just me because there's there's a scene where the the the assistant is like transferring all the
the Megan files onto a flash drive to, you know, of course, sell to other companies.
And when the CEO walks up, he quickly like slams the computer and like looks up and then like like, oh, shit, you caught me kind of face.
And the CEO says, oh, were you like on Pornhub or some shit? He's like, no.
I'm like, maybe it's just me, but I would have opened.
I would have asked to see that laptop. Dude, me too. Someone would have given me that look.
I'm like, no, give me that. There's something up with you. It's like, I'm just going to take that.
Like or I would have pushed like you have to do something to make yourself seem not so suspicious.
Like if if I would have gone up like same situation, walked up, dude, slams a computer shut.
And I'm like, like started off with the same question.
Like, dude, you're not looking at like Pornhub again. Are you are you?
If he would have said no. Hand it over.
If you if you would have owned up to it, but like knock it off, dude.
And then we would have gone about our day. I probably wouldn't have been super suspicious of it had he owned up to it.
Yeah. Did he like was the flash drive still in the computer?
Did he pull it out really quickly and then pocket it that I can't recall?
I think he just shut the computer. OK, because it seems I think you're right.
Because if you would have done that, oh, my God, that would have been such a dead giveaway.
I feel. Yeah. Pocketing a flash drive that fast.
Why does that assistant have access to those files? They were locked.
Yes. Yeah, seriously. Like the file was locked.
Yeah. Honestly, the only people that should have access are Gemma and this the CEO.
Yeah. And not like her lab. Yeah. On the actual project.
Yeah, that makes sense. But not the freaking coast where, wow, system to the CEO.
Yeah, that's that's bullshit. Yeah. Whatever.
Um, all right. What are you thinking for a story?
I like saying I had a really good time with this one.
So 82. 82 is not bad.
I might go. A hair.
A hair higher.
Um, I'm going at like an 84, not too much higher,
but I think I enjoyed it just a hair more than maybe you did.
All right. Next up, we got writing.
This is pretty solid, too. This was really well written.
Like, like I talked about earlier, the part where Gemma like sits down with Katie.
And it's just like, like, I know you love Megan, but she is literally just a coping mechanism for you right now.
You literally lost your parents. Not literally.
I'm sorry. You lost your parents. The worst thing that a child your age can go through.
She is absolutely right. When you're that young, that is the worst thing that can happen to you,
especially if you were in this situation that they died in. Yep. That's even worse.
So it's like those lines just there's like a lot of like heartfelt lines that were written for this.
This movie, like even like when they're doing the whole presentation for like the big bosses of Funky.
It's Funky, right? Yeah. OK.
How like because, you know, Katie's emotions get the better of her and she starts crying instead of like acting like how she or she.
And she's now following the script like she was supposed to like doing something with Megan. Megan comes over.
She, you know, she comforts her. Katie tells her this memory.
And then, wow, Megan actually like records it. And she says, you know, I'll always keep that.
And when you want to like hear a story about your mom and like remember that she's always with you,
that is such good writing right there. And I freaking love it.
Like Megan can do that shit. That is so freaking cool. Yeah, dude, that.
How well that would have sold me on like an A.I. companion robot. Yeah, right.
Like if I were one of those big wig investors like that would have sold me in a freaking heartbeat.
Yeah. I'm like, OK, so this doll can actually really feel. Yep. I'm sold. Sign the check. Yeah. Right.
No joke. And it was interesting to like what I really appreciated about the writing to is.
Gemma, like she was pushing forward with Megan because of like what Katie said, like, oh, if I.
If I had this toy, I wouldn't need another toy ever again.
They OK, cool. And so she pushes forward with the Megan project and then.
Starts kind of getting blinded by what this success would mean for her.
And then it's like the therapist that points out like she's growing an attachment to this doll and not you.
Like you what what's your purpose if this doll is doing everything that you should be doing?
And I'm just like, yeah, you're right, though.
Can we talk about, though, the scene where the therapist comes over for the first time and, you know,
Katie's just like, oh, oh, I don't have any toys to, you know, like showcase.
And she's like, oh, what about those? Oh, no, those are collectibles.
And Gemma said, oh, no, no, no, she can play with them.
And like it freaking hurt me when she had to like rip open the the the tape that would like kept it sealed and everything.
Oh, oh, I know that hurt you as much as it hurt me.
Dude, I did not. I hated the freaking therapist at first.
I'm just like, you you seriously don't understand.
Like it seemed like she was judging Gemma for having collectible toys.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, like we can play with something else.
She has toys in the garage, you bitch. Yeah.
There's nothing wrong with a grown person having toys as collectibles.
There's nothing wrong with it. Yeah.
And for those of you freaking like old people that think otherwise, have fun with your model trains, pieces of shit.
Sir, dude, straight up. Seriously.
Like, it's. It was it was so stupid that she was judging her
because she wouldn't let her play with these like collectibles.
And then not even giving her the chance. Like, here, I just want to see you roll a ball.
Freaking go screw yourself. You where'd you get your therapy license online?
Yeah, the fact that she wouldn't let Gemma show Katie how it actually like where she wanted to show her.
She was like, oh, that's not all it can do. It can actually do.
It's like, no, this is fine. Let's just keep rolling it back to each other.
Gemma's comments, though, were freaking hilarious. Yeah, I guess we'll just roll this super cool collectible like a damn tennis ball.
Yeah, that was great.
I want to know what that toy was, though. I do, too.
It kind of looked like a Bakugan. Like one of those big ass ones.
Dude, I remember when Baku-Thon was such a rage. Did you have any? No.
I had one, but I wasn't even super into Bakugan.
Like I had a friend that was super into it and he gifted me one. Oh, OK.
I still think I might have it somewhere. I don't know where that was. I love it.
But yeah, I freaking hated the therapist.
The therapist didn't start winning me over until later, when she was pointing out what Gemma was doing with Megan.
Yeah, then I started to warm up to her a little bit.
Yeah, there was a little bit of a first. Oh, OK, you kind of know what the hell you're doing.
Yeah. But it's just like that initial meeting was funky. Yeah.
So, huh.
I'm trying to think of anything else. Like the CEO was pretty well written.
Like kind of had that that greedy vibe to him, but he wasn't like a typical villain.
So like we said, yeah, like we said, if we didn't quite feel like he deserved to die. Yeah.
It's just. Yeah, well, he was like a decent guy, just kind of doing his job.
I just honestly sucked that he died. Like I don't a little bit.
Right. And it's just it was unnecessary.
It was like one of those things is just unnecessary to Megan's mission. Yeah.
Otherwise, it would have been like he needed to pose a threat.
She's not Michael Myers to where he literally just kills to kill.
He doesn't care if you're good or bad.
Megan, she has a she's supposed to have a reason why she is killing the people she is. Yeah.
I understood like there was a lot that I understood.
I understood her attacking the two people in the lab.
Because it was she needed to escape and they weren't they weren't going to like just quit.
So she needed to friggin incapacitate them. Yeah.
So completely understood that it's just she went through all the trouble of hunting and tracking down the CEO and then like using him that that death as a distraction to escape.
I'm like, you probably could have just thrown some sunglasses on and walked out of the building. Yeah, it's true.
Very true. Like that. It's just unnecessary.
Yeah. What do you think of writing overall, though?
I honestly might be a little higher with writing.
I just go 85.
That is honestly about where I'm at, too.
So I'll go 85.
All right. Next up, we got acting.
So our cast Gemma play or is played by Allison Williams.
Katie is played by Violet McGraw.
Ronnie Chang plays the CEO of Funky.
His name is David.
And then we have two people that technically played Megan.
We have Amy Donald, whom I'm assuming did all the dancing stuff.
Yes. So I'm assuming the way that they did it is that like she wore like a mask that like looked like a like a like a doll mask, but like everything else that was.
It's actually her. Like, I'm sure they put like, you know, like doll gloves on her or some shit like that just to like make her look like a doll.
But it's actually a real.
Yeah, just to get like that that fluid motion.
Yeah, which honestly, I think that was actually a really idea.
Yes. I still believe that she was at all.
They are. Yeah, I know.
And then we have Jenna Davis, who provided the voice of Megan.
Excellent choice for a voice. She did great.
She was perfect. Yeah. As the voice of Megan.
Like she had just that almost kind of a monotone way about like almost like like Siri.
She sounded like Siri. Yeah, she did.
Like a like a young Siri.
Like she has like the proper inflection in her voice, like you can hear like the the different emotions that she was expressing, but that she had those times where she sounded very robotic.
And it was really cool. Yeah, it was.
And funny enough, I feel like she looks more like Megan than.
Yeah, she does.
She's probably just too tall or too old to. Yeah, probably that.
What's your top three look like?
And see, because I don't know how I would do a top three with Megan, considering that one to the voice and one to the actions.
Well, this was a puppet for the most of the movie.
That's true.
So, I mean, I personally would go voice over body.
Yeah. OK, so that's the case.
I would give.
So I would actually give number three to Ronnie Chang, like David, I really, I really enjoyed his performance.
I thought he did a really great job.
Two, I would give to Allison Williams who played Gemma.
Loved her in this.
I think it was the first movie I've seen her in.
I don't think I've seen anything else with her in it.
She was fantastic. I actually want to see more of her in the future.
And then, yeah, number one, I got to give to Jenna Davis then the voice of Megan, because, oh my God, I freaking loved her.
She was so good.
Just late in the way, especially I don't know what it is, the way towards the ending when Katie turns on her and she's just like, you little bitch.
Oh, my gosh, dude.
That was great.
I loved her voice.
She's my top spot as well.
It was like she was so threatening.
Like I loved when she was talking to Gemma after like Gemma was like almost decommissioned her.
And when Katie comes out and it's she's just like, hey, what's going on?
And she's just like, go back to bed.
And then she's like, if she comes over here, I'll rip your head off.
Like, I swear to like I was like, oh, she's just like, what was she like?
Katie, don't come in here. I don't want you to see me like this.
I'll take an apart.
Yeah, it was it was that.
And like I said, the damn I'll break.
That's how I got down.
Can we get it all like freaking out?
Do that was so freaking down though.
It was such a good line.
It really was.
Oh, yeah, I freaking love that.
So, yeah, Jenna Davis has my top spot.
And it's solely because of that one line.
The like, I don't know. I love when people like my favorite trope when it comes to like a joke is when someone's talking normal or maybe like, or like talking to someone in another room like, oh, I'm coming right in.
And they're like, whisper something.
I mean, like, that's my favorite type of joke.
And it is funny.
It's kind of like the only the only thing I can like think of off the top of my head to compare it to is like Deadpool two.
When they're in the in the plane with X force, and he's talking to.
Oh, what's his name, Teddy.
Yeah, I think it's Teddy.
Yeah, and he's just like, I don't know where he's like yelling at Teddy.
And then he's just like her and like, like, you're my favorite like never change.
Like, I love shit like that.
And so like, they just pulled one of my favorite tropes out and it's I have so many of those like super specific tropes.
Like I said, with like the Mario trailer where it's just like the whole.
When they're like doing this attack and it seems super epic and it's just like no damage is being done.
Like when the penguins are throwing the snowballs and then he just doubles down like now that you have tasted our fury that you yield.
Like, I love that then like the whole like yelling or just speaking like out loud and the whispering something just insane.
Yeah, like love that shit.
My number two.
My number two, I actually might give to Allison Williams, too.
I thought she gave an amazing performance like it felt.
Like her intentions were pure and then everything just kind of like shifted.
You could tell that she was like being guilted and doing shit that she didn't want to do like the being there to help make sandwiches for that school.
Yeah, session.
And then.
I don't know. She like she pulled off the like the.
The person that seems like obsessed with their work.
Really, really well and yeah, absolutely agree.
Came off friggin like flawless in her knowledge of my all things robotic.
It was really impressive.
My number three, though, I think I'm going to give to Violet McGraw who plays Katie.
Because.
I wasn't sure how I was going to like her at first, because she just kind of seemed very distant.
She did.
And now.
Now I'm thinking that.
Now I'm like thinking about a performance. I actually might change her my three and then him to my four.
I might match actually for our top three just because like sorry to steal your spotlight here.
Now go ahead.
But no, like I agree with you.
Like the only she seems like very distant, very quiet when you think about that, it's kind of understandable.
You know, with her losing her parents literally right in front of her.
I mean, yeah, she went through the accident as well.
But imagine like waking up in a hospital and literally, you know, like I think she was a true.
Didn't chip like a neck brace on everything when she was in the hospital.
But and having to hear, oh, yeah, you're the only one that survived.
Your parents didn't make it.
So, you know, I don't blame her. I would have been distant, too.
But again, this is this is your act.
So you go ahead. No, like you friggin nailed it.
It was.
We have really solid performance like she.
Felt like she was genuinely having fun with Megan and then super emotionally distraught when Megan was taken away.
And I think she pulled.
I think she could have easily gone for like a really cheesy performance.
But she just, like I said, knocked it out of the fricking park.
I didn't feel super cheesy.
It felt like how a kid would actually react.
So and I feel like you don't get that that genuineness from child actors.
Like, I think there's always just that sense of like, oh, they're acting like, you know, they're acting.
And with her performance, it.
She transcended that, like went to a place where it didn't feel like she was acting.
Yes. And it was friggin awesome.
I agree.
Um.
All right. What are you thinking with with acting?
I think I might be like a tad below writing this because it was still really good.
I'm just trying to think of like any extras maybe brought it down.
I feel like the only one that brought it down for me was the neighbor.
That's the neighbor was just a little too over the top.
Yeah, I can end definitely greasy on that one.
So. 83.
It's not bad.
I might be a little higher.
The neighbor didn't affect me too much.
I think there was definitely some things that I'm just like, OK, fricking like walking around with her dog's dish bowl in the middle of the fricking night.
Yeah, like that seems just a tad excessive.
I thought she did in the morning.
Well, whatever whenever she did it, it was fricking dark as shit outside.
True. Yeah, that is true. I forgot about that.
Also, if she gave the vibes that she lived by herself.
So I would like to know who the hell called the police when she died.
True.
I mean, I think I can kind of excuse the whole like holding your dog's dish and, you know, like calling out for them that late.
I mean, when you do love your pet that much, like he.
I mean, I'm not going to lie, I probably do something like that for my cat.
If I can find Alexander a day or two after they went missing, I thought that was the same day.
I thought it was a. No, because she.
So Megan killed the dog. She called the cops.
OK, I guess it was that night then. Yeah, it was that night. OK.
Because she so Megan killed the dog.
Then. Was it the dog and then the kid or was it the dog neighbor kid?
I think it was the dog first. The dog was her first. Yeah, I know that the dog was the first, but was a kid or neighbor first?
I swear it was kid first. OK, so if that's the case.
Then. Yeah, dog went missing.
Quote unquote. Kid died.
The cops come to her house, I think that next day. Yeah.
And like and ask him like for the dog.
And then I think it's that night that she's going around like shaking the dog bowl.
So it's a day or two after. I thought that was like the dog bowl was the same night.
It was the fact that like then the following day or the day after was.
When she thought that she had something to do with it.
When Gemma thought. No, when the neighbor thought that Gemma had something to do with it.
That's yeah, no. So Gemma.
So the neighbor called the police and then said that Gemma had something to do with it.
And then it was that night that she was going around shaking the bowl.
So it was a day, I'd say maybe a day or two after the dog went missing.
Pay attention to your pet lady. Yeah.
So first, yeah, first night or five. Yeah.
So first night, definitely walking around with the dog food and and shit calling out for the dog.
Definitely like as a as a pet owner, that's what I would do. Yeah.
Doing it two nights in a row. Probably not.
Unfortunately, you might be giving yourself false hope at that point.
Yeah, it's. Which I mean, it's understandable to a certain degree,
just a little outside of the the realm of normalcy.
But anyway, like I said, you don't want to see me if if Alexander goes missing,
do you know, you don't want to. Yeah, I'm going to put that way.
Yeah. So, I mean, that didn't bother me too much. So I might be.
I'd be a little higher, I think like 86. For acting.
All right. Next up, we got logic with this being a horror movie and and whatnot.
I would say it was pretty, pretty solid.
The way that they set up how Megan works, how one she's connected to her her not companion,
but her the the the child that she's paired with that she's supposed to put all of her focus into.
The way that they set that up, the way that they made sense that, you know,
like the more time that she spends with the kid, the more that she learns, the more that she adapts,
like honestly, her programing just gets better.
I thought they did a really good job with that.
And because of that, with, you know, like her wanting to protect Katie, it made sense,
except for the one that we pointed out, the boss, it made sense why the people she targeted
and unfortunately, the dog to kill. It made sense. Yeah.
I think the only things that were maybe outside of the realm of possibility for me was her ability to hijack that car,
that super conveniently placed car. Yeah. Seriously, though, it was one of those push to start like Lambo.
Yeah. Cars. And of course it was. Yeah.
And yeah, so she was able to like hijack that. And so that's where I felt maybe Child's Play did it a little bit better
because with the Child's Play, he was taking over. What was the big company?
Caslin. Yeah. So he was taking over Caslin products and Caslin just was like the big wig in this world
where there were a Caslin cars, Caslin toasters, Caslin, Caslin, everything.
But in this, she just seemed to be taking over everything. Yeah. Which that's not fair. Yeah.
That's extremely unfair. Freaking I got the like just say that I'm thinking of the scene in Monster House
when like Chowder thinks that they've all won. He says and the house like takes like just like rebuild itself.
And he's like, you can't do that. That's not fair. Yeah.
So a little outside of the realm of possibility for me on that one, I can definitely.
I think it's tough to like justify some of those those things that she was able to access.
Like it made sense that she was doing like an updated learning anytime she was connected to the system.
But I think she got to a point where she was like wireless.
Like, yes, she's learning, but I don't think she should have had access to like such a degree of of tech.
That's fair. Like, I think it should have been limited to just like Internet knowledge.
And I don't know. Like, it's.
I think they needed to set up just something else where it made sense that these cars were being taken over
or these other technological things were being taken over like how like it's like the whole justification
of how she was able to enter Gemma's home system.
And yeah, I think they just needed a little bit of work on that.
Everything else, though, like if you kind of set that aside, everything else worked pretty decent.
It did. I absolutely agree.
For me, logically.
Might be like a.
Seventy nine.
I'll match up now.
All right, next up, we got effects.
I feel just because they didn't go the route of.
Using like CGI and like some parts because I felt that like all of this was it was all practical.
I didn't really see any parts that were CGI.
Correct me if I'm wrong. I I didn't talk it like other than maybe the big ass robot.
Yeah, but even that looked really freaking good. It did.
So like like all of us said Gemma, sorry, all of Megan's movements like looked really good when it had to be
the actress that played her like body form, when it had to be her running or even like the dancing just or when she did her killing.
It looked really good. It looked like she still looked like an AI robot, even in that motion.
Like I still believe that she was still just a toy.
I'd be willing to bet that they just slapped a mask on her like a puppeteer mask.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, just the mask.
Then probably like some like like the dog love hand.
Yeah, like some silicone gloves and just called it good.
Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it if they did have honestly done the same thing.
You say you save money and the little girl still made it look very believable.
Yeah, it looked really freaking good.
I feel that because of that, this is where this movie's effects kind of has a one up on like maybe the remake of Child's Way,
because you can definitely tell that that movie didn't have the budget for some scenes that they had to do with Chucky.
Yeah, but I'm not knocking that movie down at all because really, really good reboot or remake whatever.
No, it is a remake. It's not a reboot.
But getting back to Emma, Megan, I don't know why I'm thinking.
Getting back to Megan. Yeah, all the effects were really good.
Megan looked fantastic. Very creepy, especially when she's just sitting in Katie's room at night, just like freaking staring into the darkness.
I'm like, hell no. Yeah, that was a tough sell for me.
I don't know. Maybe it's just me, but you good? Yeah.
If I was a. We good? We good?
If maybe maybe it's just me, but if I was Katie, considering that when you say Megan turn off, she shuts down, she like puts her head down and closes her eyes.
I would have been doing that every single night because I don't need freaking her just staring at me while I sleep.
I'm good. What were your thoughts on the effects?
I mean, the the only thing that I noticed that was like visibly CGI was maybe the dog.
And it's it was all like it wasn't necessarily like.
Like the dog attacking was was real and everything like that looked I mean, it could have not been like if it wasn't, I consider me impressed.
Yeah, but what I'm thinking of is when the dog was lured by Megan, that's when the dog looked fake.
And it wasn't it wasn't even super noticeable because I knew I'm just like, OK, there there's a certain way dogs react when even when they're like the most trained.
You can't train a dog to just kind of like be sleeping and open its eyes a little bit.
And then like you can't train a dog to do what it did.
I don't think at least you can't teach it to act.
I mean, you've had to experience this training a dog, so I trust your opinion.
Yeah, well, I never I've never trained a dog to like.
Well, didn't you didn't you train Charlie on a lot of stuff?
I thought you did. No, well, I'm talking like to a professional level, like where.
I don't think you could teach a dog to like pretend to be asleep.
Or someone's going to be like bet.
Yeah, I know you could do like play dead or whatever with dogs, but.
It's just it's. There's just a certain level of like.
Skill that I don't think dogs have, and so this is that's why I think like, OK, this was definitely CGI.
That's fair. That's fair.
But it looked so like I recognize like when they were starting to do that, I'm like, OK, this is probably a CGI dog.
I was trying to like pinpoint what they were doing, but it was really hard to see like the.
Yeah, I barely noticed that it was CGI, so freaking props to whoever.
Design that dog.
But yeah, like you said, Megan looked fantastic through everything like there was nothing that I felt like, oh, that's super fake.
Like there's stuff that I thought was weird, like when she was like running on all fours, but that looked real.
Yeah, even when she's like getting like torn apart where like half her face is ripped off and you can see like her like all of her wires and everything and like half of her hair is ripped off.
It still looked really good. Yeah, it looked really freaking good.
Like nothing on that looked fake. No, it was.
Wild, yeah, like they did a great job.
Yeah, and then I.
I feel like.
Using puppets.
Is in underused art in movies now, I agree.
Like I know that they used to use them a lot like way back when when like before they had CGI, but I think if you combine a mixture of CGI with a practical puppet, you can not go wrong.
It's true.
I can definitely agree with that.
Yeah, so I'm.
My affection aren't the highest, but I think I definitely cracked 90.
Oh yeah, same here.
Um, you put a nine instead of whoops.
I was like damn that low, huh?
I think that would be the lowest score that we've ever given. Yeah, probably.
I'm moving on over to music.
What do you think? I mean nothing really stood out like I mean it made sense or okay the score was put into the parts that it needed to like when it needed to be intense the music was intense all the classic trope when it comes to movie movie soundtracks or movie scores.
But like nothing really impressed me.
So, like, me personally, I'm at a six.
That's fair.
Or, I think I might be a little higher, so I'm going to be at like a seven. So I'm what doesn't matter because we average are we round down. Oh, I'm sorry. So no, it's fine.
Like I completely justifiable.
But I think what bumped it up for me was the songs that Megan was singing.
Because those those were creepy as shit dude.
I forgot about that.
Okay, if you want to bump it up to seven I'm cool with that. Yeah, yeah, I totally forgot about those.
Oh yeah, just that's what that's why I was that's why I was fine with you, given it a six because it's like they're like I remembered them, but they are kind of easy to forget, but still I think that is still deserves seven because I told free about those.
I feel bad that you're having to do this one hand.
There we go. Yeah.
Alright, so we bumped that up to a seven.
Next up costumes.
Megan looked really freaking good. She really did. I, I really like the design that they went with her.
Because, honestly, I feel that you know you think of like you know I killer dolls of course you think of Chucky with you know like the classic overalls the striped striped sure Megan, I feel is definitely going to be easily recognizable with the big black bow that she has.
Oh yeah.
Absolutely. And then just a big loose fitting dress to like I've already seen people like cosplaying as her, and I'm able to freaking pinpoint that shit. It's easy to tell that Oh yeah that's Megan.
Yeah, so she has a great look about her. Like, it's, it's simple. It makes sense. It's, it's creepy, but in
a cute way.
Yes, that's a good way to put it. It's just, it's like one of those.
So cute it's creepy things. Yeah, there we go. And it's it's unsettling.
And like the freaking cosplayers that I've seen.
I'm trying to pull off a like the Megan look like they do so well at it, and most of them they don't even like perfectly match the dress. They just match the look like they mix and match and everything and I'm like that's freaking Megan.
And it. So I think, depending on on how well this movie like performers which it's doing pretty well so far.
And I think if they like freaking knock it out of the park with the next movie and kind of keep with that same look and everything. I think we have like an our next horror icon on our hand we got our next Annabelle.
I know that some worry about other stuff really.
costumes it's just it's everyday wear like nothing too extravagant about it
this one's tough like cuz it's like how how much do we like like Megan cuz I'm
and I'm like really I'm between an eight and a nine so I'll go whatever
wherever you go I was gonna just say the same thing I'll go whichever direction
you go I actually want to go a nine honestly I'll give you a nine I have no
issues doing that look who's that good all right last up we got our own
personal score the I can take it I I had a really good time with this
freaking movie it was fun it was funny at times it was it kind of like it's
kind of the same way that I feel about better watch out it's just one of those
movies that's just kind of subverts your expectations but in a really good way I
will say I do like better watch out a little bit better but this is a movie
that I definitely see myself rewatching just cuz it's it's that fun it's it's a
it's for for me I think this is a better child's play if like if we're talking
like the updated like AI Chucky all it like it's better than the repack yeah
yeah dude I absolutely agree like I freaking loved it I I had such a good
time with this one this is one I'm like I want more Megan the with child's play I
was just I could take it or leave it but this is one that I want more of and I
hope that we do I hope we get lots more Megan shit because Megan's freaking dope
yeah she absolutely so my personal score I think I'm gonna give it an 87 so
actually I'm gonna match on that and yeah I loved it that much as well yeah
literally everything Caleb said this is like one of the best killer doll movies
I've I've seen it she is she's up there with Chucky Chucky's still superior in my
opinion he'll always be the best killer doll but Megan has definitely joined
like the top three of best killer dolls ever because she is freaking she's
creepy but she's freaking fantastic this this this is a movie that knows that
it's a can be horror movie but it embraces it and I love it for that it
doesn't try to be too serious it's serious when it needs to be with the you
know whole Katie's parents dying in that car accident and you know Katie dealing
with that trauma and when it needs to be serious like that it does a very great
job it doesn't try to like dumb dumb that down for people or like make not
make fun of it but um I don't know where else I was going with that but anyway so
yeah I'm definitely gonna match Caleb with that 87 all right well that
concludes this breakdown of Megan so going through the categories starting
off with story we are sitting at a very strong 83 writing got bumped up to an 85
acting scored half a point lower sitting at an 84.5 the logic of this movie is
probably the lowest category that we gave other than music but we gave logic
a 79 the effects were fantastic scoring added 90 the music is sitting at a 7
where it was decent but not anything mind-boggling costumes were sitting at
a 9 because of Megan's iconic look and then our personal score averaged out to
an 87 so with that the final Albrose letter grade for Megan has come out to
a I'm not gonna drum roll because I don't want to mess up on my mic so what
is it it's sitting at a B you could just done it on your lap or something you
know what I didn't think I feel the way that I approached it was better anyway
it was funnier sure but yeah Megan is sitting at a pretty decent B so it's
sitting at an eighty four point eight one percent yeah not bad at all so let's
see where this ended up ranking okay so like we said Megan is sitting at an
eighty four point eight one that puts it above the matrix resurrections which is
at an eighty four point seven be very interested to see DJ's thoughts on that
DJ doesn't like resurrections as much as that's the third one right no
resurrections is the fourth oh can you blame I can't even remember the actual
like names of the movie so that just shows you how much I like the matrix
franchise that's rough sorry let's see it's above Christopher Robin which is
at an eighty four point five six it is above prey which is at an eighty four
point four three it's also above Avengers age of Ultron which is at an
eighty four point three seven blasphemy I'm just kidding I actually like this a
lot better than age of Ultron I have a sauceball for age of Ultron just because
shocker it's cuz you know Hawkeye actually get the backstory she's you
just a frickin Hawkeye or dude how long have you known and you're just no
finding this out now oh and then finally it is above solo a Star Wars story which
is at an eighty four point two one going the opposite direction it is sitting
below the oath which is at an eighty five percent Kate remind me that's that
Thanksgiving movie right yes okay just that sure yeah that movie was friggin
funny yeah that was a good one it is also sitting below hocus pocus which is
also at an eighty five that's fair I love the first one it is below the Lion
King which is at an eighty five point one and this is the live-action remake
and it's brilliant piss a lot of people off yeah it is below the unbearable
weight of massive talent is at an eighty five point three seven and then finally
it is below Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone which is at an eighty
five point two four three I'm bad yeah not bad at all I think it has a decent
home yeah I think maybe the only one that I would make an argument about would
maybe be prey fair but I think it has it's it has a decent home it's yeah
that's like the only one that I would like disagree with like even looking
through at the rest of the list I'm like yeah this is like exactly where it needs
to be I totally disagree with the matrix or directions yeah just kidding it's a
point one percent it's not even a full point one percent difference or actually
yeah this ha but did I ever tell you that um I actually had to go back and
rewatch almost like the whole movie of that before we reviewed it because I
think it literally what I watched it first the last thing that I remember
before I fell asleep was when Trini and Neo meet again in the coffee shop wasn't
that a coffee shop yeah and then I woke up to them like jumping off the building
like here I missed some steps well they're reunited okay um that's wake up
ah shit I missed something yeah whole hour and a half actually it was probably
more than that was not movie long it was really long probably probably over two
hours I missed anyway so should hilarious yeah I liked that oh man um but yeah
unless you have anything else you want to say about Megan nope okay well I'd
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upload and it's just one of those things I'm like do I really want it yeah that's
fair dude I completely understand like you can request them yeah still well if
you want a shirt or of anything we'll get it made for you yeah so maybe go that
direction make that that maybe easier on Caleb yeah that's definitely there the
way that unless I can find a way to just like because it's like the same shit
like I want I have like an artwork that's like specifically for the front
of a shirt so it's like if I can find a way to just mass upload those like
that'd be perfect and I could just go type in whatever I want but I it's like
I'd have to go and like do the adjustments for each and every one of
those and I'm just like no I'm not about that but no dude unless you're getting
paid like I know we both love doing this but um I feel that's something you
should get paid for yeah that I mean hell I that might be something I that's
almost worth paying someone to do yeah I'm not kidding um but yeah um next week
on the podcast we'll be breaking down a bullet train the Brad Pitt movie and we
hope to have a special guest she hasn't gotten back to me yet so do it
and you're cool yeah do it and you're cool so fingers
crossed for that but until then this has been the all bros podcast I am Jonathan
and I'm Caleb and we will catch you guys next week deuces you prick damn
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