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Welcome to the All Bros.
This week on the podcast we have nothing in 4k spotlight.
And through the wall we have one bit of news, nothing too major.
It's kind of been a slow news week, at least with anything that's caught our attention.
So once we cover that we will be getting straight into this week's headliner, which will be
our breakdown of Spoiler Alert.
So without further ado, let's say we get into this.
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Alright, getting into our Through the Wall segment.
The Super Mario Brothers movie got pushed a little bit, but in a good way.
But in a good way, it got pushed in a good direction.
So instead of it coming out on a Friday like you would think, it's getting released on
Wednesday.
So just a couple days earlier than it was supposed to.
I'm wondering if anything else is coming out that weekend so they kind of want to try to
get a head start.
Yeah that's an interesting move, a bold move if I do say so myself.
No I agree, that was a very bold move.
Now I'm curious if anything else opens April 7th.
Yeah that's all I'm seeing.
Interesting.
So who knows what the hell.
Okay, I guess you do you Illumination and Universal.
Yeah seriously like that weekend there's nothing.
There's a movie called Paint, there's a, it looks like a documentary about Chucky which
kind of looks cool.
Oh yeah I want to check that out.
Yeah so I don't know what this is all about but.
Whatever I mean now we get to see it even earlier so I'm not complaining.
Yeah like I'm looking the rest of the month too.
There's freaking nothing.
Okay that's cool that it gets the whole month to itself.
I don't know maybe they just want to like have as strong of an open.
Wait.
No that would still count.
Nevermind.
What?
No I was going to say maybe they just wanted to have a strong opening as much of a strong
opening as they can but for a second I'm like wait they don't count Wednesday and Thursday
but yes they do.
Yeah so whatever the move or this move was for it does not make any sense because this
is seriously the biggest release of the month at least in my eyes I feel like I don't see
anything else that's standing out as a big release of the month.
Like the only other movie that I would even think like maybe would be this Big George
Foreman which that doesn't come out until the 28th of April.
Something I don't assume is going to be very well received is Peter Pan and Wendy but that
gets released on Disney Plus so I don't know what the motivation behind this move was if
anything like it just it seems odd.
It does.
So I mean they have a whole month to just freaking dominate the box office so.
Yes they do.
I mean we'll see what this is all about but I mean still excited for the movie.
It looks fantastic.
Like there hasn't been a single thing that's gotten released about this movie that I haven't
liked in some way.
Same.
So yeah unless you have anything else to add about that.
No I got nothing.
Alright well let's say we move on to this week's headliner.
Let's do it.
Alrighty this week's headliner like we said will be our breakdown of a spoiler alert
which you can find on Peacock right now.
It does.
So don't let the cover of this movie fool you.
It looks like this could I thought I was expecting a lot more holiday theme from this movie just
based off of the cover because it's like them underneath the Christmas tree.
It has Christmas in it but it's not I wouldn't call this a Christmas movie by any means.
No I wouldn't either.
I like how they transition.
I love the transition of this of how they start taking like a Christmas picture together
and that's how you transition through them spending like what is it like nine years together.
So they're together for 13 years.
Okay so and then when they first start taking.
No so yeah it's so the way that it goes it's like from their first meeting to their first
Christmas together and then from their from that Christmas they do the Christmas cards
or the next like 13 Christmas cards.
Okay yeah.
Until they're at the that party and then it's from that Christmas to their last Christmas.
Okay because I felt that was a very creative way to do a time jump.
It was an excellent way to do a time jump.
Like I think they will get into it but I think they handled that perfectly.
Oh I agree.
So first before we get into this breakdown we actually asked a question of the week this
week and we actually got some responses.
Wow.
Yeah so for those of you that follow us on TikTok we do post a question of the week every
once in a while.
We're trying to get better about it just because we've been out of practice and coming up with
questions is hard.
It's true.
It's very true.
So the question that we asked this week in regards to spoiler alert was what sort or
what media had been spoiled for you and we got some devastating answers.
Alright first up we got a response from ChunkyRadu68 who said Spider-Man no way home.
Oh I am so sorry.
That sucks.
Dude that sucks so bad but Spider-Man no like I don't know what was spoiled for him but
I think Spider-Man no way home was the worst kept secret in MCU history.
Dude seriously.
God freaking okay like spoiler alert here if none of you have seen it yet or some of
you haven't seen it yet which would.
The whole remember when that image of Andrew Garfield leaked and he just kept trying to
play it off.
Oh no someone made that in Photoshop.
I'm like dude come on.
And then that leak of all three of them right next to each other.
You're not bullshitting your way out of this one man.
No that looked too real.
The MCU just needs to freaking own up.
Like do a DC like James Gunn I feel James Gunn's handling the DC perfectly.
Like people ask questions like oh is this canon or blah blah like just random questions
and he'll like straight up say yes no or yeah whatever.
He is so transparent and it is great.
Yeah it really is.
So I hope that Warner Brothers allows him to keep that up.
I do too.
But yeah for you Chunky Radio we feel you.
That freaking blows.
Next up we got a response from I.
Techno sway.
I think that's how you say it.
I'm guessing because it looks like it could be it.
Ech no no sway.
I don't know.
I'm just gonna say I techno sway.
He or they said I remember when Avengers age of Ultron was spoiled for me by my freaking
brother.
Oh OK.
Yeah that that would that would be horrible.
Spoiling Avengers movies is a cardinal sin in my book.
Like I will disown anyone if they spoil a Marvel movie for me.
Like no joke there's a website that spoiled.
It wasn't even like a proper spoiler so it actually ended up being a false spoiler but
a website that I came across for on a I think it was Google.
It might have been Google might have been Facebook but whatever.
I still have that website blocked to this day.
Damn.
Yeah like you only get one shot.
You spoil something for me I will disown you.
So I did.
I responded to most of these like the ones that I could.
I did say betrayal by family can be a tough one to get over and they said which is why
one day he'll get what he deserves.
I love it.
Yeah same here.
Will just have to spoil a king dynasty for his brother.
Oh dude that revenge would be rough.
But it'd be sweet revenge.
All right the next response we got was from the Sigma chunk the Sigma chunky Chucky not
chunky the Sigma Chucky.
So this was more in response to it or saying that we were going to break down Ant-Man and
just said should I watch it or not.
And I ended up tagging.
Gotta listen to the episode.
Yeah so I think I ended up tagging them in the the recommendation for Ant-Man.
Okay.
But still we appreciate your response.
All right next we got oh my gosh I don't even know how to say it.
Mar Toa Las 3 Amy BN Loco.
I will tag people in a post like everyone I responded but your your names are difficult.
But they said I was spoiled about who Modok actually was in quantum mania.
Okay yeah that does suck.
Yeah I feel you there.
I felt that I don't know for the longest time I felt that was just like floating around
the internet that it was going to be Darren.
So like I kind of like really believe that it was going to happen.
So that just I don't know.
I felt that that was spoiled for me months before the movie came out.
Yeah I it was another one of those not super well kept secrets.
I think it's just also everyone just assumed that's what the case was.
That's a good point.
But yeah anyway still regardless that freaking sucks.
Yeah sorry about that.
All right moving on we have a response from Turbulent underscore edits who said I was
spoiled about literally every death in Breaking Bad.
So whenever someone died I was just looking at the TV with no shock.
I've never seen Breaking Bad and I'm sorry to say I don't have any intention to watch
it but that does suck.
I'm very sorry.
Did they get spoiled for you?
That's bullshit.
Yeah especially like if you know how people are going to die like that just is rough because
there's some deaths that are just so shocking in that show.
That it just it like leaves an impression on you.
Is there any particular reason you're not wanting to watch?
I don't know not really just this show doesn't really interest me.
Like Brian Cranston sounds like he's amazing in the show.
It's never really caught my attention.
I had nothing against it.
We'll have to chat because I think like I was super hesitant about watching Breaking
Bad for the longest time but once I started watching it I was I got hooked.
It was a really really well done show like especially when you start getting into like
the thick of it.
It was freaking nuts.
They do like it's so cool because they do like they have a whole season dedicated where
you get these little bits and pieces of events that lead up to just like a catastrophic event
in the series.
It's so cool because it's just these tiny little lead ups and they put just a little
focus on this random shit that's happening and like then it's just boom like catastrophe
happens.
It's freaking nuts the way that they they handle it.
I think you'd really enjoy the show but I would have to like I would need to discuss
with you some of your other like TV show tastes because I know you tend to lean more towards
like lighthearted comedy like Superstore or The Office.
Like The Last of Us is like the first that kind of show that like I've actually been
very invested in.
Okay I would I would dare say that Breaking Bad as a whole is pretty on par with the quality
of The Last of Us.
Obviously there are some episodes that are better than others but I mean overall I think
the seasons are really good.
So I would recommend it if you like if you just come across it one time like just I'd
say just give it a shot.
Like first two episodes I think could get you.
And then our last one is from our good friend DJ at the untrained eye and his I say for
last because his probably stings the most.
He said endgame that is all.
Why did I have a feeling it was going to be that one?
Dude I don't know what's worse to have like endgame spoiled or to have like Infinity War
spoiled.
Both can I choose both as my answer?
I know but endgame dude could you imagine?
No dude I dude I there was like I think this was like an hour or so before we went and
saw it there was a Snapchat like story that I saw that and it just had a picture of Black
Widow and I'm trying to remember the tagline it said why this I think it said why this
character was done dirty in Avengers Endgame.
The hell does that mean?
I didn't really think much into it and then we just went and saw it and I'm just like
that freaking Snapchat almost spoiled endgame for me.
Dude I go on a social media hiatus as soon as I hear that people can release their critiques.
That's yeah dude I don't blame you.
Yeah absolutely not you will not catch me slipping like that.
And yeah so that is all the responses that we got so thank you everyone that sent a response.
I will try my hardest to find a way to tag everyone in a post for this so you guys can
look forward to that.
But with that let's get into this breakdown.
So if you are new to sorry just discovered there's a hole in my shirt.
That's nice.
If you are new to our breakdown system we have split movies into eight different categories
that we individually score to come to a final all bros letter grade.
The eight categories that we score are story, writing, acting, character development, effects,
music, costumes and then we give it our own personal score at the very end.
All of those numbers get magically added up and spit through our algorithm and gives us
a letter grade to compare this movie to others of a similar grade as well as a percentage
so we can see a ranking of these movies.
The ranking isn't super important or is not as important as the letter grade but we do
like to see the rankings so that's more just for fun.
So with that if you have not seen spoiler alert spoiler alert.
Been waiting to do that haven't you?
That's why I got a little giddy that I was leading this episode.
Oh shit.
Oh anyway so yes if you have not seen this movie Rose is about to read the entire synopsis
of this film and spoil it all for you if you have not seen it.
Like we said earlier you can check this movie out right now it is available on Peacock so
if you have that service please go give it a watch.
Or you can buy it on Blu-ray that's always an option you know support physical media.
Woo yeah I guess that's an option now.
Well Caleb just ended up on my list.
So with that it is time for everyone's favorite segment reading with Rose with two E's.
You always have to add that don't you?
Yes.
Alright the film opens with Kit Cohen trying to die in the arms of his husband Michael
Osiello following his 11 month battle with terminal cancer.
The story told through Michael details their 14 year relationship leading up to Kit's death.
In 2001 Michael a writer for TV Guide is brought to a gay nightclub by his best friend in Manhattan.
There he meets Kit a photographer and the two instantly connect.
As they begin dating Michael struggles with his insecurities of being informally overweight
and not being attractive enough for Kit.
Kit reveals that he had an affair with a man at the gym.
They both admit their fears of being in a long term relationship since neither of them
had been in one before but they decide to continue dating each other.
During their first Christmas together Kit gives Michael his own closet space at his
apartment inviting Michael to live with him.
In 2002 Kit gets an apidectomy.
His parents Bob and Marilyn come to Manhattan.
Not out to them Kit asks Michael to clean the apartment of anything gay and all evidence
of their relationship.
Upon returning to Kit's place Marilyn grows suspicious of Michael.
After she incessantly interrogates the two men Kit comes out to his parents and reveals
that Michael is his boyfriend.
While initially upset that Kit could not admit this to her Marilyn is accepting and welcomes
Michael.
Michael and Kit continue their relationship and get a townhouse together.
During their second Christmas Michael invites Kit to lie under the Christmas tree with him
as he did when he was a child and explains it was always a fantasy of his to do it every
year with his partner.
In 2013 Michael and Kit develop complications in their relationship as their sex life deteriorates.
Michael spends too much time with his company TV line and becomes an alcoholic.
Kit struggles with a marijuana addiction and infidelity and Michael suspects he is having
an affair with his co-worker Sebastian.
Their therapist believes they now resent each other but still love each other too much to
end it and suggests they separate to reassess their feelings.
Kit moves out but the two remain in their relationship.
During their Christmas party Kit begins showing signs of health concerns and learns he has
a tumor in his rectum.
Michael, still traumatized by his mother's death from cancer, lets Kit move back in.
In 2014 Michael and Kit learn from their oncologist that Kit has a rare form of stage 4 neuroendocrine
cancer and Michael supports Kit as he undergoes a failed round of chemotherapy and soon after
radiation therapy.
11 months later a seemingly recovered Kit goes on a vacation to Ocean City with Michael,
Bob and Marilyn but his health worsens and the oncologist reveals that the radiation
treatment has failed and Kit has 6 weeks left to live.
That night Michael apologizes for not letting Kit know how beautiful he was due to his fears
of being left for a more attractive man.
Kit apologizes to Michael for having an affair with Sebastian.
After Michael smokes marijuana with Kit for the first time Kit proposes to Michael and
they marry the next day.
Michael and Kit spend one more Christmas together during which Michael has a dream of himself
and Kit growing old under the Christmas tree.
In 2015 Kit is taken into the hospital.
There Michael allows Sebastian to say goodbye to Kit.
As Kit is dying Michael fantasizes of interviewing Kit as if he were a departing actor whose
character is being killed off where Kit expresses gratitude for his past and is looking forward
to the future.
Michael asks Kit what he should do and Kit replies that he will have to figure it out.
Back in reality Michael thanks Kit for giving him a family and tells him it is ok to go.
Kit dies with Michael and his parents with him.
Michael continues to be a part of Bob and Marilyn's lives after Kit's death.
Michael prepares to leave New York for Los Angeles and although he is nervous to start
this new journey he remembers how brave he was to begin his adventure with Kit.
This movie was so freaking beautiful.
It was.
This isn't a simple love story but I just love stories like this.
It sucks that it had to end like it did and oh my god like the tears they were flowing
but the adventure that we went through to get to that ending was remarkable.
Dude absolutely.
I am not ashamed to admit I freaking was just like I wasn't weeping but I saw.
Way to put me on spotlight I was.
Dude like it was bad though.
So Iris usually does like she likes to sleep on our bed when she naps.
But for whatever reason she came and crawled into my lap to take a nap.
And so she was like napping on my lap.
Brielle had just taken off to go to the store and so I was just sitting there watching it
and like it was at the sad moment when Brielle was leaving and I was just like hurry up like
get out the door.
And then as soon as she left it was like ahhh.
Like it was just dude shit like that hits me so hard.
I mean hell like.
Like this might be my bias showing but the story doesn't even need to be that good.
Like if you if you like not saying that this this story in this is bad or anything it's
just like damn like it doesn't even need to be that good and I'll freaking be in tears.
Like if I get too into a movie but I was it's just what this story was able to do and I
feel like really accurately portrayed a relationship.
Like it's I appreciated that there like it was around 13 years where they started having
issues and needed to separate.
And like I feel like that's like a long time in relationship terms but not so long where
it's like oh these people should be like really old but like it was just kind of a perfect
and I know this was based on a true story so.
Like it's hard to like judge the story like oh how well it was written but because it
someone actually lived it.
Yeah.
But it was just it was so well done like every single aspect to this was just incredible.
And it just it had so much heart it did so well getting you inside the psyche of of Michael
and like how he viewed his life where he's like oh I always viewed my childhood as like
a sitcom.
And so you like you get to see those bits and pieces of sitcom that were like really
interesting but also just kind of like hauntingly dark in a way.
Except for the whole what's a matter baby joke that his brother did.
Yeah that was so dumb.
But yeah it was just it was a really well told story and I really liked how they like
I know that this is just kind of part of the so this movie is based off of a book called
spoiler alert the hero dies.
And so this is like the life story of Michael Osiello and his partner Kit Cohen.
And I this is something I feel I've heard a lot of people complain about where a story
is predictable and how like oh you always know what's going to happen like you know
that they're going they're going to end up together like in a like a romcom like you
you know what's going to happen like you know what the ultimate goal is you know that these
people are going to accomplish it blah blah blah like like what's the point of it is where
I'm getting like people have that issue and I'm such a I feel like I'm such a different
movie watcher because I don't give a shit where we're going I care about how we get
there.
And this movie starting off with Kit dying just it it closed off like any idea of where
we thought this was going to go it's like this is where it ends here's how we got there
and I love that.
Same here.
Like I love when it's like that.
Yeah right.
Like I don't know like any like I said I've heard complaints from different people like
movie watchers that are just like oh I knew exactly where the story was going so it just
ended up being kind of lame like no you freaking just suck at watching movies.
I feel that there's nothing wrong with a predictable story.
No if it's told well yeah like there's nothing wrong with a predictable story and with this
like you didn't have to do any predicting so those assholes can go shove it.
Yes they can.
So yeah I just I appreciate the hell out of that and how like I said realistic this relationship
felt.
So so good.
Yeah and that's just an acting credit so we'll eventually get to that.
About the story of their first year together like up to their first Christmas to or technically
second Christmas because it was their first so it was like right after his parents had
left after he got the his appendix removed.
That they moved into the new place and so it was their first Christmas there so technically
their second Christmas together yeah and then it like pushed forward from there.
Like they did a great job showing that like the issues that they were having and I think
that they they did very well like kind of figuring out how to explain where the issues
came from and like the where their separation came apart like they didn't leave it up for
like the imagination it was just like I feel like they very easily could have just gone
oh boom they're separated.
It's like okay but why like we didn't see these issues like but this did really well
at sharing those those sessions and therapy like with us.
They they did and I like how they it kind of led it led into that like kind of with
a joke with them being you know eating dinner at the Christmas party and then one of the
guests was just like oh you know your your love story is one for the ages it's amazing
what you guys have been able to create 13 years together so I just hope that me and
Sebastian can be as close as you guys have been for so long and then freaking Kit just
leans over to Sebastian he's just like oh you haven't told him yet oh shit it dude that
was freaking hilarious yeah I'm like awkward yeah and I love how it took that pause from
the dinner to show what was going on yeah and then just kind of gave us that that background
information like gave us an insight to what their issues were and why they were separated
and everything so really appreciated that and I appreciate that they were at a point
where they were wanting to kind of work things out and grow like come back together and their
illness or Kit's illness just kind of helped facilitate that better and so like it was
just so freaking how they how they pulled that off so I don't know about you but I'm
like really high on this story I am too the question is how high are you I'm having a
hard time like talking myself out of the 90s so I might be around 91 I'm just gonna go
point all right moving on over to writing this I will say I don't think this quite crack
90 for me that's fair I will say though whoever decided to write that Michael has a smurf
obsession freaking hilarious I'm sure that's how it really happened I mean I don't know
if yeah well this is based off of this dude's actual life so that's true I mean he could
have just added that in just you know maybe as a joke because you know like some people
will put that on and I know like they'll say like based on a true story but sometimes they'll
like add stuff that didn't happen to like make it a little more fun but I'm not saying
it didn't happen it might have actually happened but the fact that he literally just has the
biggest smurf collection ever is freaking hilarious and like kids just like taking it
back from it for a minute it's so great I'm sure that's how people would feel if you know
they saw my John Wayne Gacy collection but a lot worse I think he can justify smurfs
more than I can justify John Wayne Gacy which I can justify it I got nothing I can't believe
he has a huge statue though of Papa Smurf in his living room like oh my god I just looked
it up Michael Osiello whose life the movie is based off tells today.com that he's slightly
embarrassed to say he really did have all those Smurfs at the time and still does in
fact his collection has only grown oh my god I love you man that is fantastic not only
did I have a room full of Smurfs but those were my Smurfs in the scene no shit that was
my personal collection that was used in the movie and it was only a fraction of the overall
collection my actual collection is probably six or seven times what you saw geez Louise
dude so they drastically under sold what it actually was dude oh my god I freaking love
you man that that is fantastic oh my gosh that is the best well now I want to see the
whole collection like I know right you got to take pictures of this whole thing man holy
I know you're not listening but you know if by chance you ever do please I got to see
this entire collection dude this was hilarious so yeah so apparently Hollywood under dramaticized
this collection oh man oh my god so I mean this guy has a writing credit in this movie
oh that's cool so I mean I I know personally like if I was doing a story off of my life
which my life's freaking boring as shit so um no shut the hell up I mean cinematically
it's it's probably not the most exciting thing we can make it trust me I got some ideas got
ideas for how my life played out yep I got ideas I get the biggest chapter I'm just gonna
let you know right now don't mean to toot my own horn but um oh man like don't get me
wrong like even though I'm saying the store or the writing is a little lower than the
overall story doesn't mean that the writing was bad by any means I did really appreciate
that instead of typical narration that we get which it's it's kind of like what it felt
but what it ended up being was Michael reading his eulogy or Kit's eulogy and like that's
what it like led into or what the movie led led in reading that and so um really like
that I think dialogue wise it wasn't like very many issues it was just it all felt natural
oh yeah I think the only stuff that didn't was maybe like just their casual conversation
or casual conversations that they were having with people um like the one that's kind of
standing out to me is when they were at that art gallery for Kit's friend and they were
talking about that black apple uh oh yeah or picture or whatever the hell it was yeah
I mean that that dialogue got a little crazy but fair enough again wasn't too bad like
I don't know about you but like the scenes like that where people are like discussing
art and what they think it means I and those people like I don't I don't know if like
I don't know anyone personally that like is into art like that the only art that I'm into
is the art by John Wingate yeah but it's like that art is pretty self-explanatory it's just
like he there he was just trying to make a quick buck like there's no secret meaning
behind his no there's no his artwork at least that we know of but I I couldn't I couldn't
ever be with someone that talked about art that way like I couldn't be about like oh
I went and bought this painting like spent a ridiculous amount of money on this painting
just because like this is what it symbolizes and I'm like it's like blank like dude like
legit I had like I found a video of someone talking about the meaning behind a painting
that was just like white plaster on a canvas and they're like yeah I spent like at least
five figures on this on this painting I'm like you got ripped off I would have done
it for you for like 20 bucks like art or the high-class art is so freaking stupid oh man
dude speaking of art I was I saw like and I think Ryan had it at his no he did yeah
he had it as museum but there's like a serial killer comic book that he has from like the
90s and they were actually a straight-up like reseller of John Wayne Gacy paintings so like
they had like literally they have an order form in the comic book so like you could choose
between if you wanted his you know pogo or patches or like one of his like seven dwarves
like you had like you had like ten paintings listed ranging from I think it was like a
hundred dollars and up but most were 9.99 not 9.99 $99 sorry and like all of them would
include like a signed picture and I'm just like God imagine being able to pay those prices
where now you're lucky if you I mean considering that most paintings that you'll find of him
as I've been told are fakes which I have nothing I have no reason not to believe because he
have Ryan Grayface literally has every single one of his paintings and he can track it back
to how he acquired it but just like looking that and just being oh yeah you could pay
a hundred dollars for one of John Wayne Gacy's paintings I mean it can be you know like signed
to you and you'll get a picture and everything and I'm just like damn that'd be nice and
say you know spending thousands of dollars on one total side note did you see that they're
hiring yeah I did and I wish I lived in Savannah because you have no idea I would be first
to volunteer as tribute for that you can come live with me that's true but I don't really
have an excuse right now yeah you see how that feels I got one everything is really
expensive right now so I don't even know if I could afford to move if can you give me
that you don't have that much shit we'll just pack it in your car have you see okay I'm
gonna stop doing that do I have you see I know we and we talked about this we did talked
about this when I was visiting like a month ago not even no yeah that's been a month I
am willing to bet you that we could put everything in your car you still have that car that you
like pick me up in when I yeah I still have a car all right yeah we can fit most if not
all of your stuff in in that I don't know man I don't know it okay it's got it will
get squirrely but we can do it I could I could fit all my John Wayne Gacy stuff in the car
the only shit that I don't think that we could fit in in the car with us is my movies no
I we could get a majority of your movies like a really high majority the only stuff is maybe
like bed like basically furniture items okay which is fine like I'm like I'm pretty I
could just repurchase that stuff in Georgia yeah we'll freaking help you out well hell
we'll freaking go build you a bed now what about my cat that's the question bring your
cat I don't give a shit okay like he's probably gonna be crammed in between some like some
boxes but yeah no he is sit wow you can't have a cat loose in the car still that's my
baby you're talking about okay okay you can't have a cat loose in the car I try I attempted
that one time and I almost died I don't know you haven't met Alexander do you drive with
him on a regular basis I do actually in the car mm-hmm and he does fine just mess away
oh it's like you're a liar no he's only I've always wanted to like take him out of his
kennel and like see how he is in the car but I just never have done it no he's he's only
ever gonna go me appointment yeah I I made that mistake once and like I said I almost
died shit because I was just like oh my cat's super small I he doesn't or they don't need
a cage and I was driving him to PetSmart for something and it was like on my shoulder like
the entire ride and it was just like super cute but then I turned in and like I turned
onto the main road that I needed to be on and it jumped down and I was like oh crap
and I went to bend down and grab it but it got startled by me and kind of like went to
hide the only place that it could behind my frickin break and I was like oh shit like
oh yeah and I I was like oh shit oh shit oh shit because it was busy on the road and I'm
like I am going to die and luckily I was able to like mr. Miyagi snatched the cat before
I rear-ended someone but yeah mistakes were made anyway we can make it happen it will
happen okay listen listen listen to this listen to this they're not even hiring immediately
they just want resumes on file all right maybe I'll throw my I'll throw my hat into the not
that's not my name into their hat and you're cool at least find out what they're paying
yeah that's true good point anyway getting back to this movie yeah yeah writing I I'm
having a hard time putting it any lower than a 90 so I think I'm just gonna be like a solid
90 and you know what I will match on that all right moving on over to acting we have
Michael Osiello who is played by Jim Parsons we have Kit Cohen who is played by Ben Aldridge
there wasn't really anyone else in this enough to like credit okay we'll talk about Kit's
parents so Kit's mom Marilyn and his dad Bob were played by Sally Field and Bill Irwin
respectively anyone else that you think is like no yeah all right so a top three is really
hard for this one fair I mean I can think of three but if you can't you do top two it's
up to you we can do top three I'm pretty sure our top three is gonna be the same though
well let's find out number three for me go to Sally Field she's literally amazing in
everything she does and this movie was no exception she was nothing that the truth right
dude did you see her and Andrew Garfield's reunion at the SAG Awards no oh my god it's
so it's so cute it's so sweet I don't care what anyone says to me their dynamic for Aunt
May and Peter is my favorite in all the live-action movies I love their dynamic together 100%
agree yes one of the few that does I was just like no it's Toby and I forget who played
and may don't get me wrong both were good but I just Sally Field and Andrew Garfield
have such great chemistry together and like they really feel like an aunt and nephew that
God I love in those two movies say at number three Sally Field two I would give to Ben
Aldridge play kit for and told you our top three is the exact same so well son of a bitch
okay yeah fantastic fantastic actor I think this is the first movie I've seen him in and
I'm gonna have to find some more stuff he's in cuz goddamn this guy can really act I'm
fantastic and then yeah I guess like Caleb said our acting lists are the same our top
three are the same Jim Parsons this is the first role that I've seen him play outside
of Sheldon Cooper and so this is a huge adjustment for me for him not being annoying as but in
a good way because I actually love Sheldon but God he hit all he hit all the dramatic
beats that he needed to hit he was just so likable just such a great performance I loved
him in this movie yeah that's my top three and apparently Caleb's as well oh yeah did
you not see um oh balls what was it hidden figures oh he was in that yeah oh shit he
was kind of like the second in command in in NASA oh yeah sure you're right yeah so
live action wise like that's the only thing that I've that I've seen him in this is kind
of interesting he played a character named Caleb in iCarly oh my god speaking of iCarly
I saw I totally forgot that this was a thing or this was an episode but like someone captioned
on tik-tok the more I get older the yeah the more I get older the more I relate to this
teacher have you seen the episode where the teacher one of iCarly's iCarly one of Carly's
teachers is on the board and he's just like okay class I need you to do numbers seven
and nine and Carly raises her hand she's like what about eight and he just straight up in
the whiniest voice just like I'm in charge it is I love that show just he's so whiny
about it but that just makes it so funny but yeah looking at his the rest of his IMDB that's
like the only other thing that I've seen him in well I hope he gets more because guy can
really act he's a great actor yeah he's a phenomenal actor it I unfortunately I think
he's in like that weird space right now in his career where I can only see him as Sheldon
yeah that's fair which is the same issue I had with Daniel Radcliffe where anything
that he played I'm like this is weird because like all I see is Harry Potter but I think
we finally gotten to a point in his career where I can look at him as someone else have
you seen like anyone comment say on how do you watch young Sheldon have you seen any
of it oh yeah I'm all caught up on it oh shit okay I'm so behind maybe I've been
brought this up to you but I find it funny with how much Ian Armitage is going through
puberty you know his voice is changing yeah with his voice being deeper yeah his voice
is actually deeper than the kind of place the adult version of it yeah you can tell
that he tries really hard to kind of keep it higher pitched but yeah it's hard because
like he has to match the tone too and I think he's just nailed the tone and it's right it
is but I can look past it because I think he is so he was so perfectly cast as young
Sheldon oh yeah that kid's gonna have issues too like eventually if he like depending on
how long young Sheldon continues I think he's gonna have a similar issue where it's like
oh we only see him as young Sheldon yeah no that's a good point I'm trying to just check
real quick see what oh yeah Ian Armitage hasn't been in a whole lot anyway so yeah my top
three is exactly the same as yours exact same reasons too so where are you sitting for your
acting score uh actually acting I think I'm gonna be in between my writing and story so
I'm gonna go a 91 I think I'm leaning more towards my writing score for that like the
extras were all good and the only reason I'm docking is for the extras the main cast were
it was incredible so yeah I'm gonna sit at a 90 with acting moving on over to character
development I think this one was pretty cut and dry like I did this based off of Michael
oh yeah same here and and his his growth so I mean from the beginning of the the movie
like you kind of get this sense that he's he has like levels of insecurity mainly because
he we find out that he was a what was the term he said an FFK and as soon as he said
that I'd like I knew exactly what that stood for like did how long did it take you to figure
it out it took me a minute oh I knew immediately is it because I was one hatchet
yeah so you get to see him struggle with that with before him and and kid are able to be
intimate then we get to see his his growth in the relationship that he has with with
kit as well where we get to see them struggle with kit not being out and I mean their intimacy
has has grown but kit still isn't out and that's like a big moment of conflict for them
so like seeing how they have to deal with that where Michael has to hide all of like
our DG a kids kids room which was hilarious same with his wardrobe and everything and
it it was so funny watching kids roommate Kirby kind of work alongside Michael because
it's like it seems like she's been through this before yeah it's just freaking hilarious
loved it yeah so that was really fun but I mean you see that moment of growth with with
them or between them once kit finally does come out to his his parents and it's interesting
now to like that I've I don't know about you but my tick-tock feed is full of like different
therapists reactions and like signs that you like things that you struggled with or maybe
that like are a trauma of your childhood and like whenever you go to like admit things
or like confess things to your parents where it just be like oh I just must be a horrible
parent for you to not have told me this like trusting me with this or blah blah blah like
I noticed that immediately with with kids mom and I was just like mmm issues and I only
recognize that because I have shoes like that like I get it bro but yeah like really really
liked like kits store like just like them growing together as as a family and then cutting
to like later in their relationship seeing the the decline of their relationship and
and showing like they like how the therapist stated where they're resentful of each other
for whatever reason maybe how the other has changed or whatnot but how it's put them in
a low point where their relationship is borderline unhealthy for them and maybe like that separation
is something that they need from each other and and all that but it's it's interesting
because before they they take that you get to see the insecurities that Michael's going
through thinking that kid is sleeping with his co-worker Sebastian which eventually turns
up that he he does or he did yeah which freaking another like heartbreaking conversation it's
just dude seriously that one was the one that kind of struck me the most because it's it's
just kind of like it's like that was their moment of having like dying confessions where
Michael asked kid just straight up like were you having sex with Sebastian and kids just
yeah and you could tell Michael wasn't like shocked or anything it was just kind of confirming
what he already knew yeah and he was able to just kind of like you could see it just
it took him a second but then like immediately he let it go yeah because he I think he it
was just in that moment he realizes just how insignificant that fact is and just because
of what of what kit was going through and it's like it's it's hard like just like sharing
like that whole like they just portrayed people that love each other so well where it's just
like I think what what kit recognized was that Michael wasn't asking out of jealousy
it was it was out of curiosity if anything or just like just to confirm something and
it it wasn't like jealousy that he was asking it was just like I I need this closure before
you go yeah and I like I thought it was just powerful how open he was able to be and yeah
yeah so I just love their their whole story and like Michael's interpretation of his life
where he's living like this sitcom life in his brain is is really cool so huh so what
are you thinking for for character development it was a very strong character development
I grew with everything that you said I especially love the part towards the ending with how
speaking of like the whole sitcom thing where you know it cuts to literally him you know
as if it's a soap opera him like right after it ends and him just getting up and like walking
into the break room and Michael you know is you know asking him some questions asking
kids some questions and he's just like you know so what do I do now like what do I do
without you and he's just like you're gonna have to figure that out yourself and I think
that that also is a very good character moment just definitely agree with everything Caleb
said about Michael so for character development I'd say I'm at a solid 90 this might be the
one place that I'm harshest on this okay like again it was a really well done story like
obviously it's based off of real life and just the growth that he went through in those
years being with kit so I think my my issue character development wise was just the the
way that they portrayed it so with that I think I was gonna be at an 88 but I think
like for what you said about it bumped me up a little bit so I'm gonna be at like an 89
all right next up we got effects which for this wasn't really there was absolutely no
special effects no so this was just more cinematography and and all that fantastic camera it was
it was beautifully shot especially the scenes where they're at the kids parents house and
like when um it's Michael and a kids mom about to go on a rock why that pulled out wide shot
I think it was called like the the sunrise just love that looks so beautiful oh yeah
dude some of my favorite things that they did was anytime they took a picture or anytime
kit took a picture it would show the picture yeah I love that and then how the the world
looked and like in reality and everything it was just so interesting and this kind of
has something to do with acting too but I really liked how this was shot when they were
they just gotten the diagnosis that it spread to his brain and that he had a few weeks was
it yeah six weeks yeah he had six weeks and they're in that restaurant and kit takes a
couple pictures of Michael and that like the and then when Michael takes the camera and
takes a few pictures of kit like those pictures like Jim Parsons and Ben Aldridge knocked
it out of the frickin park with their expressions like their expressions were heartbreaking
dude like you could tell like the first one was just kind of like fake smile and then
it's just slow realization of just kind of a like you could like see them absorbing what
they were just told and how rough that was for them and it was just excellent excellently
shot and then the sitcom stuff it like the sitcom thing was interesting because I liked
how it just kind of started off lighthearted but just slowly got to a point where it was
just like borderline dark yeah isn't the final one that we get at the sitcom is when he comes
home and he's asking for his mom yeah she's calling and then he just sits down and watches
the soap opera by himself yeah like Jesus yeah like there's so much like subcontext
to take from from those scenes it like it just cuts you deep straight up so I mean the
cinematography here was just for this though I think we're gonna be at like an 87 think
that that like just one shot for me just like boost me up just alright next up we got music
who's good nothing to write home about yeah the I'm trying to see if I can find the soundtrack
but yeah the soundtrack wasn't wasn't anything to write home about like there were a couple
songs like when they were at the bar that were decent yeah other than that it was a
fairly average soundtrack I'm gonna get a six or a seven like I'm lost out of six six
I can give you six costumes I might be a little bit higher you're seven damn it seven seems
high it like it was just it was just daily clothes so yeah nothing too special cost yeah
I'm giving it a six unfortunately all right last up we got our own personal score do you
want me to take this one since you're signing yeah okay so overall I freaking loved this
movie this is such a great love story I loved every minute of it Jim Parsons Jim Parsons
and Ben Aldridge amazing chemistry together I have nothing but greatness to say about
those two and honestly the supporting cast is great too just I have very little bad to
say about this movie I I wanted a great love story and I got that and I'm very satisfied
with it so for me I'm gonna go at 92 yeah this was just a beautiful love story and I'm
just a sucker for a good romantic film and like I said there wasn't a whole lot to dislike
about this movie if anything like it kind of had everything you want it had like little
bits of comedy in there like when Michael brings Kit to his place and it's nothing but
smurfs so that was funny and it's just it was just heartwarming and like I said I it
hit me on an emotional level and I don't think there's a lot of movies that can do that I
mean I say that but I could probably list ten like off the top of my head but yeah this
one it just hits it just hits different and I like like I said with with bros this is
I hope to hear and see more stories like this in the future like they there are some great
stories that have not like great love stories that have not been told because of the nature
of them and or who they're between so just because of that I think I'm gonna be with
you Rose I'm sitting at a 92 as well yeah so with that that so starting off with story
we are sitting at a very strong 91.5 our writing averaged out to a 90 acting averaged out
to a 90.5 character development sitting at an 89.5 so all four of those categories were
really close the effects are sitting at an 87.5 so that was probably the lowest category
that we are close to out of the out of the initial five unfortunately music and costumes
were fairly average both ended up scoring a six and our personal score averaged to a
92 so with that the final all bros letter grade for spoiler alert has come to a b plus
hell yeah yeah it oh so so freaking good it's um it's it's on the weaker side and in terms
of b pluses like we said it isn't the the score itself is the most important thing b
plus could absolutely agree with a b plus yeah me too getting into its percentage though
spoiler spoiler alert ended up scoring an 86.37 so that ended up putting it above Captain
Marvel and sing to which are both at an eighty six point two five it put it above spider-man
homecoming which is at an eighty six point two two it's above nightmare on elm street
which is at an eighty six point one two and then finally it was above mr. Peabody and
Sherman which is at an eighty six point zero six going the opposite direction it puts it
below black atom which is at an eighty six point five puts it below the Lego movie too
which is at an eighty six point five as well it is a below the lovebirds which is at an
eighty six point five four it's below scream twenty twenty two which is at an eighty six
point five six and then finally it is below frozen two which is at an eighty six point
five nine all right not bad good placement not bad at all yeah i think it has really
good placement yeah like i there's justification for why some of these movies like i think
quality wise it is well above black adam but where black adam ended up scoring higher was
in costumes yeah so i mean that's that's where like i think it had this the costumes been
better or just maybe the soundtrack a little bit better i think this would have bumped
it above black adam easel yeah um but yeah not not upset with this placement at all um
so unless you got anything else to say about this movie pretty sure we can wrap this up
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rocky balboa and that is it okay so we're we're basically on the same page here cool
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