1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:28,900 What is up bros, I'm Caleb and I'm Jonathan and we are a couple of bros on a mission to 2 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:33,480 give you guys the most detailed movie reviews out there with as little bias as possible. 3 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:35,740 Welcome to the all bros. 4 00:00:35,740 --> 00:00:42,440 This week we are joined by our official third host DJ from the untrained eye. 5 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:45,280 Cross out the un I am officially official Victor. 6 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,600 Do you hear that? 7 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:47,600 Do you hear that? 8 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:48,920 Do you hear that crash? 9 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,440 Do you hear that? 10 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:53,600 I miss you Vic please come back. 11 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:56,640 I was seeing your messages on Instagram is Vic okay? 12 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,160 Yeah he's good. 13 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,160 He's just okay. 14 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:06,160 He's been busy and it's pissing me off because he jacked up my Friday listening schedule. 15 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:12,920 Also I'll get some crashing tides of taking a break or are they just done? 16 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:16,960 My guess is it's done. 17 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:24,120 Well me and crash can get back again and redo your guys's your terrible recounting of the 18 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:29,680 new Shazam movie and we can put it where it rightfully belongs over black Adam. 19 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,680 I gave it a 75. 20 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,560 Caleb is the one that gave it a higher score. 21 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:40,720 Our personal so this is okay here's my defense for all this. 22 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:48,980 Our personal scores for the Shazam movies our personal score for Shazam was the highest 23 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:55,080 then fury of the gods then black Adam but black Adam just kind of did a little bit better 24 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:58,480 when it came to the special effects. 25 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,240 Are you shitting me? 26 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:06,480 You're gonna look at me with a straight face and tell me that Shazam had better effects 27 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,360 than black Adam? 28 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:09,520 Here's what I'm gonna tell you. 29 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,000 I've never even seen the movie. 30 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,600 I just like making you mad. 31 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,880 Hey me too. 32 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:15,880 You haven't seen black Adam? 33 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:19,560 No I saw I've never I haven't seen Shazam yet. 34 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:20,560 New Shazam. 35 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,560 Oh. 36 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:25,720 So you've seen the first Shazam and black Adam though. 37 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:31,120 Okay to be fair I've seen some of original Shazam. 38 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:41,920 It is a snooze fest and black Adam was whatever black it's fine it's all colored differently 39 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:47,920 now because the rock sucks so I don't know what to think anymore everything is everything 40 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:53,360 is upside down because the rock again I've loved the rock since I was a child and the 41 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:58,680 fact that he is a being a supreme douchebag about all of this makes me sad and I don't 42 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,520 know what to do with it. 43 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:05,120 Yeah his ego is showing a lot these days. 44 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:09,880 Well oopsie doopsie James Gunn came in there and squished it so ego death time for the 45 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:14,840 rock hopefully. 46 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:19,280 Anyway Vic come on let's do this let's do this right we're gonna put the fury of the 47 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,240 gods where it belongs. 48 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:30,640 Yeah I have I have him like somewhat committed to doing an episode with us after the Super 49 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:38,460 Mario Bros. the the new one the new animated one but yeah so I haven't I haven't committed 50 00:03:38,460 --> 00:03:45,920 to doing something after that so hopefully that reignites the fire for podcasting. 51 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:51,320 I mean listen it's it gets hard out in them streets and then podcasting streets sometimes 52 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:58,440 like kudos to you guys for staying consistent and strong as like even the show that I do 53 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:04,960 the untrained eye like it's been like three wait by the time this show this episode comes 54 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:10,520 out it will officially have been four months since we've released an episode and I mean 55 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:15,480 you can see you can see me the people can't like I'm in the studio right now like the 56 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:22,040 studio exists the equipment's there like we want to do it it's just sometimes life just 57 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:31,800 gets too hard in the way and I don't know I feel for Vic because I get it I'm on that 58 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,740 boat there with him right now like I want to do it well I assume he wants to do it again 59 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:42,440 so bad I know I do like that's I don't know that's why I like being your guys's third 60 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:48,920 third host because I can get my fix in. 61 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:53,300 Well we love having you on and we would love to have Vic on again and we will I'll freaking 62 00:04:53,300 --> 00:04:56,320 make sure of it. 63 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,840 Sounds like a threat. 64 00:04:58,840 --> 00:04:59,840 It is a threat. 65 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,560 Vic do it. 66 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:06,120 If he doesn't think that I'm above flying to California just to kick his ass a little 67 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:13,840 bit I would pay all the money to see you try and do that I have a feeling that Vic would 68 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:17,840 wrap you up in a way that you had never imagined before. 69 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:24,880 As true as that may be I do I don't have a quitter spirit. 70 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,760 It's true he does not. 71 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:33,400 Like straight up like I there were times that my I was getting like choked out by like my 72 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:39,600 brothers or just like I took like jujitsu for a little bit and like they were like choking 73 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:44,860 me out I was turning blue and someone had to intervene and be like yeah he's done. 74 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:45,860 You're killing him. 75 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:50,760 Before yeah and so like I remember my dad and I were just wrestling for fun and like 76 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:57,480 he had my like my arm like locked and he's just like like you're done and I'm just like 77 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:58,480 what a bet. 78 00:05:58,480 --> 00:05:59,480 Oh my god. 79 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:00,480 Break it. 80 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:01,480 Break it. 81 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:02,480 You won't. 82 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:03,560 Dude how old were you? 83 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,920 How old were you Caleb? 84 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,600 Probably like 14, 15. 85 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:11,480 Hey man good news you are right on schedule. 86 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:16,960 My freaking I love my nephew but god dang dude when that when he gets in the freaking 87 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:22,440 let's wrestle mode he's that guy like I'm beating him literally to death and he's like 88 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:25,760 no no I can still do it. 89 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,360 I'm like you're there's no you don't have any arms. 90 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:29,600 I took them both from you. 91 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,440 He's like nope just let me stand up I'll hit you with my head. 92 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:36,720 I'll just run at you as hard as I can. 93 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:37,920 It's amazing. 94 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:38,920 It's amazing. 95 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:43,720 I love you weirdos and you're freaking. 96 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,660 Why don't do this. 97 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:46,660 Don't die. 98 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:48,780 We love you. 99 00:06:48,780 --> 00:06:51,320 Have you ever seen Here Comes the Boom? 100 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:52,320 No. 101 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:58,440 So he has his move like it's the same situation he gets put into like an impossible arm bar 102 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:03,000 and he just grabs his hand lifts the dude up and just slams him on the ground. 103 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,480 I was trying to pull that shit with my dad. 104 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:10,280 I'm like you'll never break me. 105 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:14,320 Oh my god. 106 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:18,480 And even if I was being like disrespectful like he'd like wrestle with me and he's like 107 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,440 say sorry say sorry and I'm like I'd rather die. 108 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:26,000 That's it. 109 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 That's my nephew. 110 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,800 I'm like have you had enough. 111 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:29,800 Like he'll be screaming. 112 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,800 I'm like have you had enough. 113 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:32,800 No. 114 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,180 And I'll just pull his arm a little more. 115 00:07:34,180 --> 00:07:35,180 Are you sure. 116 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:36,180 No. 117 00:07:36,180 --> 00:07:37,880 I'm like say you've had enough. 118 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:38,880 No. 119 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,680 I'm like I'm gonna break your arm buddy. 120 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:41,680 I'll do it. 121 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:42,680 I got a car. 122 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,680 I can take you to the hospital. 123 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:45,680 No. 124 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:46,680 All right. 125 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:47,680 All right. 126 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:48,680 All right. 127 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:49,680 Like yeah. 128 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:50,680 So I thought go to bed fool. 129 00:07:50,680 --> 00:08:04,840 Just the unbridled confidence I had way back when it's it's impressive. 130 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,100 I'll give it that. 131 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:10,800 It is very impressive. 132 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:15,280 So anyway getting into what we're discussing this week. 133 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:21,140 We do not have anything in 4K spotlight and not really anything to discuss with through 134 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:22,760 the wall this week. 135 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:26,040 So it's another pretty slow news week. 136 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,500 I went way through the wall. 137 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:31,720 That's your where you talk about trailers and stuff right. 138 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,400 Trailers news and yeah. 139 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:39,340 So the folks at home might like to know that before we started recording you to let me 140 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:44,860 know that the new Indiana Jones flick is called Indiana Jones in the Park bench of doom or 141 00:08:44,860 --> 00:08:48,120 something like that. 142 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:51,440 Way better title. 143 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,020 The dial of doom. 144 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:54,020 What do you say it's called. 145 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:55,020 Dial of destiny. 146 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:56,020 The dial of destiny. 147 00:08:56,020 --> 00:09:00,280 Hey man you're done. 148 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,200 Harrison it's done. 149 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,200 You're finished. 150 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,920 Pierce the other year and go home. 151 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:10,400 But hasn't he like come out and said that he's like he like wow he enjoys playing Indiana 152 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,480 Jones way more than Han Solo. 153 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:16,000 So like he actually like kind of cared to come back for this fifth one. 154 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,640 Get the hell out of my face. 155 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,680 This guy loves paychecks is what he loves. 156 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:28,200 He loves them sweet sweet paychecks and he's to listen every I just that's all I had to 157 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:34,480 say the freaking dial of doom and get the hell out of my face with all that noise. 158 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:39,600 Unless they bring back Shia LaBouf then they have no balls at all and I don't want to hear 159 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,280 anything else about it. 160 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,320 No I only want to see Shortran come back. 161 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:45,320 Come on. 162 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,560 Kei Hukwan is dude that would be the shit. 163 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:52,440 He's already on a freaking like amazing journey right now coming back to acting. 164 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:55,640 That would just be the cherry on top and I would love that so much. 165 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,000 Can I just tell you I would rather. 166 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:05,080 No I don't want I don't want him to lower down to be in a subpar Indiana Jones movie 167 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,540 that is it's not fair. 168 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:07,840 It's not right. 169 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:14,840 He's on top of the world and Harrison Ford is digging his own grave like go die sir respectfully 170 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:18,880 die and let this man have his moment in the sun. 171 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:24,920 Do not do not film some pickups with Shortran where you hug and you embrace and you're like 172 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:29,280 we dialed it up to 11 one more time Shortran and he's like you got a Dr. Jones and they 173 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,640 go off in their taxi or whatever. 174 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:37,560 No come on that's a perfect end credit scene. 175 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:40,680 That needs to be the after credit scene. 176 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,240 There we go. 177 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,240 Yeah. 178 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:48,680 If there was anyone in the world that I was super worried about joining the MCU it was 179 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:52,520 freaking Harrison Ford because he barely cares. 180 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,680 He's like hey everyone it's me. 181 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,920 I'm here to be a guy. 182 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:57,920 Am I a Hulk. 183 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:58,920 Am I a general. 184 00:10:58,920 --> 00:10:59,920 Am I a president. 185 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,600 I don't know. 186 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,720 That's what I'm worried about. 187 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:09,960 I don't know if Harrison Ford is going to be good enough to play a freaking Hulk. 188 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,760 Maybe I'm the only one that doesn't think his acting is that bad. 189 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:13,760 No it's not that. 190 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:17,900 It's just it doesn't feel like he gives a shit. 191 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:18,900 That's it. 192 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:19,900 That's it. 193 00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:25,280 I mean listen you can only do so many movies where a man is pretending to be a dog and 194 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:29,520 you have to take it seriously before you got to wonder what you're doing with your life. 195 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,880 And I think that's where Harrison Ford is at. 196 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:36,080 No fair enough. 197 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,840 Yeah. 198 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:43,680 Just friggin decisions are going around. 199 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,240 You know what you guys talk me into it. 200 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:49,280 I'm going to be their opening night now. 201 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,960 Listen if you guys are going to torture yourselves like that I'll do it too. 202 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:56,600 So don't don't tempt me with a terrible time. 203 00:11:56,600 --> 00:12:01,280 By the way speaking of speaking of terrible times Caleb listen to me. 204 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,280 Oh boy. 205 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,280 Oh God. 206 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:09,960 Do you know how on the last episode you were like there's this guy who kept getting up 207 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:13,720 and he was walking out of the movie theater and walking back in and walking out. 208 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,520 You know what he was doing. 209 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,720 He was being considerate. 210 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:21,180 Guy who was like I just got to check and see if the sitter called. 211 00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:22,720 Go outside. 212 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,920 Don't we can all see it. 213 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:25,920 Everyone can see your phone. 214 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:26,920 OK. 215 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,840 I know we were in the back row. 216 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:35,400 I almost killed a man when we were watching Ant-Man quantum mania because this son of 217 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:41,480 a bitch thought that he was being sneaky and he's like oh I just checked my text text text 218 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:48,040 text and I'm like hey guy I just leaned forward and I go hey as loud as I could at the quiet 219 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,040 as part. 220 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,520 Hey guy are you for real right now. 221 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:57,400 And he did his credit he didn't even budge that guy was like F you stupid. 222 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:03,560 I got a text to text and I was this close to dumping the rest of my popcorn on this 223 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:04,560 dude's head. 224 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,840 I was so furious. 225 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:11,000 Hey don't check your phone in the theater. 226 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:15,440 Tell your wife to not check her phone and just leave. 227 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,800 Just go and come back. 228 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:18,800 Just go. 229 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:22,520 And she wasn't like sitting there like texting or anything. 230 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:26,360 She just like checked her notification to make sure it wasn't from the sitter and then 231 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,360 put it away. 232 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,080 It was seriously like two seconds. 233 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,080 OK. 234 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:34,600 The other what you said was that she took out her cell phone and was like this movie's 235 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,600 terrible. 236 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,000 Let's see what the next movie could be. 237 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Oh yeah. 238 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,720 You said I thought you were I thought you were specifically referring when when she 239 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,560 checked her phone for the sitter. 240 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,560 Yeah that pissed me off too. 241 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,240 You are not the only one. 242 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,360 You people are craziness. 243 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,840 You're getting defensive because you know you're wrong. 244 00:13:53,840 --> 00:14:00,240 And when I become president I'm going to outlaw you people from going outside let alone to 245 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:05,480 movies you're not allowed anymore. 246 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:09,920 Turn listen all you're saying is you don't trust your sitter. 247 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,200 That's it. 248 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,200 That's it. 249 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,360 You're saying you don't trust this person. 250 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,200 Take the phone power button off. 251 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,080 Put it in your pocket. 252 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,520 Enjoy your movie. 253 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:22,240 Do you know what I think of when I turn my phone off and our nephews aren't with us. 254 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,480 Hope they don't die. 255 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,920 I'm not going to know. 256 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,780 I'm not going to know for an hour and 25 minutes. 257 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:32,040 See you guys at the funeral. 258 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:36,480 Yeah we're not quite in that mindset yet. 259 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:40,880 Maybe as she gets older we will. 260 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:47,200 But listen I'm not saying that the person that watches your kid listens to this show 261 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:54,520 but if you are listening to this show babysitter know that the the the Caleb and his wife absolutely 262 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:58,400 do not trust you to keep their child alive. 263 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:03,960 I just want you to know that because I'm sure that is not the least bit true. 264 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,440 And I what. 265 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:09,360 OK I don't know if she does listen to this. 266 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,240 I pray she doesn't do. 267 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,120 OK so. 268 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:18,120 Brielle told me the most mortifying thing that I've ever heard is like right after we 269 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,240 got done recording. 270 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,920 Whatever we did after glass onion. 271 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,560 Let me go back to real quick. 272 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,560 Just this. 273 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,160 OK it was while we were doing Matilda. 274 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,480 I like we'd finished like recording. 275 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,760 I walked into my room. 276 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,600 She has how when I'm like good. 277 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:40,760 And for whatever reason she decided to say oh. 278 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:44,880 I won't say her name but she says oh she. 279 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:51,320 She listened to your show and I was like. 280 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:55,640 Which one. 281 00:15:55,640 --> 00:16:00,480 Just praying that it wasn't glass onion. 282 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,880 Why not Caleb explain that detail. 283 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:07,760 Because I had to explain to Rose what for. 284 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:08,760 What is that. 285 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:09,760 I do not know. 286 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,760 Please explain further. 287 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,720 I'm not explaining it again. 288 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:17,600 But I had that he does not want to give the people what they want. 289 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,600 But go ahead. 290 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:24,960 I'm a guest in your house but you don't explain anything to me. 291 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,960 I get it. 292 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:31,800 Anyway I was just praying that it wasn't that one and she's just like oh it was that that 293 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:36,960 that new detective movie and I'm like oh shit. 294 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:42,040 Glass onion and she's like yeah and I'm like damn it. 295 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,800 And apparently she was talking about it with some people at church and I'm just like I 296 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,400 can never go back. 297 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,240 Yes yes yes yes yes yes. 298 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,400 Oh my god. 299 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,000 Well I think Caleb just became ex-Morvin so you know. 300 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:59,160 I am going to move to Atlanta now and I'm going to make friends with all these people 301 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:04,200 and be like did you guys listen to the last All Brothers podcast. 302 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:10,040 Oh yeah. 303 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:13,640 Too hot for the Internet. 304 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:19,680 But dude I was just red faced and just so freaking embarrassed. 305 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:25,160 Anytime someone's like says that they've they listen to my show unless they're like podcast 306 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:29,920 people like I get so freaking embarrassed. 307 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,960 And not only am I with coworkers. 308 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,800 Yeah and it's not because I'm embarrassed of the show like I'm super proud of the show. 309 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:41,360 It's just if you're not a podcast I don't want to hear your opinions on my show. 310 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:49,000 That and listen you guys at least have like a vehicle for conversation and discussion 311 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:54,400 like the only the two shows that I do just welcome people to go. 312 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,840 Well you're wrong about everything you said and thought. 313 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,760 And I'm like cool neat. 314 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,400 Those were my personal thoughts that I put on the Internet. 315 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:07,280 Glad that you felt that way about it. 316 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:11,600 It's my fault for doing that but also thank you for telling me your personal thoughts 317 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,600 on mine. 318 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,480 I'm going to go throw myself off the skyway now. 319 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,480 Goodbye. 320 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:23,200 I don't like even with a show like this I don't think people understand how vulnerable 321 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:30,680 like in a position this puts you like doing any sort of show podcast whatsoever. 322 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:34,640 It's just it's like my it's like my baby and anyone. 323 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,200 Yeah it's people who like shit on it. 324 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:41,200 I want to just rip apart and then people they're like oh I listen. 325 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,000 I'm like just don't tell me. 326 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:49,200 I tell people I'm like just don't tell me like some of the guys I have like I do role 327 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:53,400 playing on the weekends role playing games not like anyway. 328 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,280 What I was completely however you want. 329 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,280 OK. 330 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,280 Yeah. 331 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,280 Listen take it however you want. 332 00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,280 It's me. 333 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,280 Keep going DJ. 334 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,280 It's me and a bunch of dudes. 335 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,800 We love role playing on the weekends. 336 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:03,800 Anyway listen. 337 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,880 That didn't even work. 338 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:13,480 Listen what could be worse than a bunch of dudes just hanging out and role playing. 339 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:16,640 Back in January we all met up in a cabin in North Carolina. 340 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,640 It was fine. 341 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,000 We get to get to role play in person. 342 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,040 It's great. 343 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,320 We really did do that by the way. 344 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:28,920 It was very funny to tell my boss that because I was like I was like hey I'm going to go. 345 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,680 I'm going to take a couple of days off in January. 346 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,680 He was like oh cool. 347 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,480 He's like where are you going to go. 348 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,880 And I was like North Carolina to Black Mountain. 349 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,160 He's like oh Black Mountain. 350 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,480 He's like what are you guys going to what are you going to do out there. 351 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,960 And I was like I thought about lying. 352 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:47,120 And then I was like I'm going to meet a bunch of dudes from the Internet and we're going 353 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,440 to do role playing games. 354 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,440 He was like what. 355 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,640 I was like yeah that's what we're going to do. 356 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,400 So DJ this is how you're coming out to me. 357 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,400 That's cool. 358 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,400 That's really cool. 359 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:03,040 This is the show to do it. 360 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,040 Guys I'm a role play. 361 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:11,920 Bye gay I see you the same way. 362 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,920 You don't accept me. 363 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,920 That's role playism. 364 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:20,840 I don't even know why I was telling you this story but I'm glad it went here. 365 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:21,840 Same here. 366 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:25,960 Why the hell was I telling you this story. 367 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:26,960 There was something about the people. 368 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:34,180 We were talking about people that are podcasters or podcasters listening to our show. 369 00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:39,020 So it's come up because you know the guys that I it's all on the Internet and they see 370 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:42,560 this and they see the mic and they're like the hell you what are you in a runner. 371 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,120 You have a radio show or something. 372 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,840 I'm like no I do a podcast or like oh what's it called. 373 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:53,800 I'm like I don't remember. 374 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,960 One of the guys he did get it out of me and he was like I'm going to listen and I was 375 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,360 like don't ever tell me about it if you do. 376 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,080 I don't want to know. 377 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,560 He's like what really. 378 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,880 I was like yeah I was like please never tell me that you listen to it. 379 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,040 I don't want to know. 380 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:11,800 I don't want to know anything good bad or otherwise because then I have to think about 381 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:12,800 it every time. 382 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:18,720 I'm like actually I'm from the planet Zargog and I'm going to roll a D20 now and you're 383 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,720 going to be like you frickin you're stupid on so many levels. 384 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,800 That's all you're going to be thinking. 385 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:29,520 Dude I had some a co-worker of mine. 386 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:37,080 I was cutting our logo out on our laser machine at work for like. 387 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,840 Do you see. 388 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,800 Oh yours. 389 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,920 Yes it's barely cut off. 390 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:43,920 I thought you were pointing at Rose. 391 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:44,920 I'm like what. 392 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,080 I'm like what did I do. 393 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:54,880 It's like right at where that sign is. 394 00:21:54,880 --> 00:22:04,880 So I was cutting our logo out for something I was making for me and Rose and someone came 395 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,800 up to request something to be cut that was like actually work related. 396 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,120 What is this. 397 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:17,600 They came up I was like in my own world just like not paying attention just waiting for 398 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:21,560 this little thing to finish up and it was it's not like it would took forever it only 399 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:27,440 took like three four minutes to cut and so I was just waiting for it to finish and I 400 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:33,440 hit this dude go what's the all bros and I'm like. 401 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,840 Somebody it's a personal project for the boss. 402 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:36,840 I don't know he's dumb. 403 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:41,560 Anyway I'm done bye. 404 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:48,240 I freaking lied I was just like it's a podcast I listen to. 405 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,080 It's a paintball crew I'm a part of. 406 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,080 We like paintball. 407 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,080 We're all bros. 408 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:56,480 I'm going to laugh my ass off if he actually goes and listen to it. 409 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,560 He's just like dude you're not going to believe this. 410 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,000 One of these guys sounds exactly like you. 411 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,320 It's tripping me out man. 412 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,760 His name's Caleb and everything. 413 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:14,520 Luckily the dudes he quit like shortly after that whole deal and I haven't seen him since 414 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:18,120 so I think I'm going to say this should be in the clear. 415 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:23,040 Yeah I mean if he listens now like fine whatever but it's only because I don't have any interaction 416 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,040 with him. 417 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:29,320 Are you are either of you like real life friends with people at work like you have like real 418 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,080 friends at work. 419 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,400 No yes actually. 420 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,400 Oh really. 421 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,120 Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. 422 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:41,360 Is it J.C. a guy who every time you mention him I really believe you're talking about 423 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:44,360 Jesus Christ. 424 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:51,560 Yes so like I so like yeah like I have a couple guy friends at work J.C. included and then 425 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,320 a couple gal friends as well. 426 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,640 Like actually like I've actually hung out with them outside of work. 427 00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:02,600 You Jonathan Rose are a good person because my work coworkers are work coworkers. 428 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:08,640 Like I couldn't imagine if they were like hey let's go get a beer after work and be 429 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,600 like I'm sorry I have to run into a fire. 430 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:16,600 I can't do that. 431 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:20,800 I have to set this orphanage on fire so I can run into it and save all the orphans. 432 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:21,800 Bye. 433 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:26,960 Dude I'm just saying I won't even go out to lunch with my coworkers. 434 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:34,520 I mean I work in the same place for almost nine years you kind of have to some way get 435 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:38,480 good relationships with and you kind of want to do stuff with them outside of work. 436 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,320 OK maybe you do not. 437 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:46,320 I've worked at my I've worked at my spot for over 10 years and I got to tell you anytime 438 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:49,280 anybody starts to be like hey can I call you later. 439 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,000 I'm like I just remembered I do anything. 440 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Bye. 441 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 See ya. 442 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Anything but that. 443 00:24:55,000 --> 00:25:03,280 Yeah that's exactly like there's this this lady I work with that she keeps trying to 444 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:09,240 have like a weekend shift party at her house because she has a pool and I'm like I couldn't 445 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:15,200 imagine a single thing I would want to do less because they're like hey let's hang out 446 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:19,240 but let's hang out with less clothes because you know what's really cool about people you 447 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,320 work with is knowing what they look like more naked. 448 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,120 That's what's pretty cool. 449 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:30,880 I'll tell you what's really hard though when you're hanging out with coworkers and outside 450 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,720 of work and you're like you're trying to develop like you know like a friendship with them 451 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,840 but the only thing that you can really talk about is freaking work. 452 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:38,840 Yeah. 453 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:42,480 OK let's get to know each other a little more. 454 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:43,480 Here's the thing. 455 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,440 Oh my god did you hear about Barbara last week. 456 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,200 Oh yeah what a bitch. 457 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,680 All right listen everybody loves some good hot gossip. 458 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,960 OK if you aren't into the good hot gossip then what are you even doing. 459 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,760 Why even bother talking to them at all inside or outside of work. 460 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,980 I want to know that Barbara's a bitch. 461 00:26:01,980 --> 00:26:08,720 Tell me all about it. 462 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:13,960 What sucks is when you are like either the person in charge or hanging out with the person 463 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:19,480 in charge because it inevitably gets weird because if you're the one in charge someone 464 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:24,040 eventually is going to do that thing that makes you go why and they're going to go come 465 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,240 on man I thought we were cool while you're at work. 466 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,240 I thought we were cool. 467 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,440 Why would you do this to me. 468 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,440 You're like where are you. 469 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:34,480 I don't hang out with like my employees that are below me I guess. 470 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,920 It sucks but like it sucks because you're the manager. 471 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,700 Aren't you. 472 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:41,680 So yeah so like I'll only. 473 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,640 It sounds like so fucked up. 474 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:44,640 I know. 475 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:49,320 When it comes to people outside of work I only hang out with you know JC who is my 476 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:53,920 assistant or like my buddy Ryan who is at the same level as me. 477 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,840 He's also a department head. 478 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:56,960 You have to do that. 479 00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,960 You have to because if you don't then again it always gets weird. 480 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,600 It's like it never doesn't get weird. 481 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:04,600 That's right. 482 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,940 Triple negatives maybe. 483 00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:07,520 Never doesn't get weird. 484 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,520 Yeah. 485 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,040 Anyway super Mario. 486 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,520 Super Mario Bros. 487 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:21,960 Do you also hate your coworkers. 488 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,200 The Super Mario Brothers can help. 489 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,720 Well I never said anything like that. 490 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,480 I love my coworkers. 491 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:32,480 Don't wink like that. 492 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,480 Stop winking so much Rose. 493 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:43,500 He won't stop winking. 494 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,880 So can he go back to the unofficial third host. 495 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,840 It still technically says unofficial. 496 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,200 Oh shit I didn't notice that. 497 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,200 I was going to. 498 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,560 I do have a sharpie somewhere. 499 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:58,560 I was going to cross that out for this but. 500 00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,560 Damn you should have. 501 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,560 Or at least get like a piece of tape. 502 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,560 Just put it right here. 503 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:02,560 I only have clear tape. 504 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:09,240 We'll get you guys some new ones. 505 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,200 Sorry sorry for not movie talk. 506 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,520 This is work talk. 507 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,520 Break. 508 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,520 No that's fine. 509 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,520 So yeah. 510 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:23,920 Like I said we didn't have anything to talk about anyway so let's say we get into this 511 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:24,920 breakdown. 512 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,920 Yeah. 513 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,920 Hey guys. 514 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:27,920 I'm Crash. 515 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,520 Host of the podcast Crash & Tez's Movie Seller. 516 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:36,920 On our show me and my co-host pick a new movie each week and rate each movie on a few categories 517 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,880 that we think are important to making a great movie. 518 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:44,600 We rate the movie gets a final rating and that lands it somewhere on our seller scale 519 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:50,280 where it will get labeled as either a well premium or a top-shelf film. 520 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:55,920 Catch us on platforms like Spotify, Google, Amazon Music and more and don't forget to 521 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,060 follow us on social media. 522 00:28:58,060 --> 00:29:03,840 On Instagram as Crash & Tez's Movie Seller it's Crash the letter N Tez Movie Seller with 523 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:08,920 underscores in between each word and on Facebook Crash and Tez Movie Seller. 524 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,480 Where you as a listener can suggest movies for us to rate and also give us some constructive 525 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,720 criticism to make the show more entertaining. 526 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:20,240 Overall don't forget to follow or subscribe and rate and review us and get ready for an 527 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,800 entertaining to show with us. 528 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:22,800 See you guys then. 529 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,800 Hello. 530 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:28,560 He's now at that underscore nerd underscore Crash. 531 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,240 If you guys want to go follow him now. 532 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:37,480 Listen if he needs a new co-host I say I volunteer Caleb or Rose. 533 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,480 How about that? 534 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:44,600 I don't think it's that anymore. 535 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:50,640 Because he's had some people like offer be like hey we should we should do a show. 536 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,640 And he's like he seriously he just is saying that he just doesn't have the time to do 537 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:55,640 it. 538 00:29:55,640 --> 00:30:02,680 I feel it oh my god Vic if you're listening to this I feel you so hard. 539 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,800 But come back Vic don't stay away too long. 540 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,960 Yeah that's why I continue to play his promo. 541 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,240 I'm just manifesting their return. 542 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:19,280 Let me tell you there is one promo who I won't say but you play this one promo of a show 543 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,480 that has not existed and I'm pretty sure close to a year. 544 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,040 Man is it. 545 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:30,600 I'm not saying I don't know what you're talking about. 546 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:35,720 I only have four. 547 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,200 I should make one eventually. 548 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,760 I'll just cut one right now. 549 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,320 Listen to the untrained eye. 550 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,320 It's everywhere. 551 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,880 Listen to it. 552 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:48,540 If we get 100 downloads on the last episode we'll finally release another one. 553 00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:50,960 Listen to it today. 554 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:57,880 Every time I freaking hit up your network friends like they're just like oh yeah we'll 555 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:03,600 send you one we'll send you one and I don't hear back shit all. 556 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,920 How dare you first of all. 557 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:06,920 Twitter. 558 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,680 Oh that's true. 559 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:13,560 Ben has one but Ben sent me his directly. 560 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,120 I didn't ask him. 561 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:21,000 I was just or I did ask him I was just like after we started chatting because I sent him 562 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:29,600 or sent a request into the inner circle Twitter messaging which is completely dead. 563 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:36,360 Yeah Twitter is a freaking ghost town for me anyway. 564 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,520 I go there every once in a while to be like hey everybody I'm going to like five of Elon 565 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:46,640 Musk's tweets and goodbye I'm out of here. 566 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,640 So I've been asking. 567 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:55,440 Like eventually I'm just going to go steal some and make my own. 568 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,060 Listen we'll make one but like here's the thing. 569 00:31:58,060 --> 00:32:00,600 Like unless you are. 570 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:06,400 Listen I'm not going to lie like Ben Bowman is the freaking he's the goat at doing any 571 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:11,320 kind of promotion and I don't know how you. 572 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,400 Everything just sounds to me when I'm doing it like this. 573 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:20,960 Hey we do we do a thing you want to listen want to want to come over. 574 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:25,160 Well I want to hang out at our house for a little while maybe maybe about an hour hour 575 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,160 and a half. 576 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,160 Yeah. 577 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:33,080 Well listen we got a little show. 578 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,160 We'd like to hear it. 579 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,160 Come on. 580 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,160 It's the untrained eye. 581 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,160 Or dragging the table. 582 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:44,160 Okay the way that DJ did that please tell me you guys have seen that TikTok with like 583 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:50,320 the Spushed in Michael Myers face mask and like Spirit Halloween and like the lady like 584 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:54,720 puts the camera on and she just does the voice hey guys want to go scary. 585 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:59,640 No but that sounds hilarious. 586 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:03,840 You guys. 587 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:15,000 I'm going to take that clip of what you just said and I'm turning that into the untrained 588 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:19,080 eye promo. 589 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:23,040 We're going to get negative downloads but okay. 590 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,840 Every time you guys are going nothing but up. 591 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,440 People are going to figure out how to take away their listens. 592 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:34,840 They're like uh gonna just go back to the end and just click reverse on the whole thing. 593 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:47,360 They're trending in the wrong direction. 594 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:51,120 Anyway yes getting into this breakdown. 595 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:56,840 First so we have a question of the week that we posted. 596 00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:06,040 So we asked in regards to the Super Mario Bros from 1993 what other Nintendo property 597 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:11,800 would you have liked to see a live action 90s movie about. 598 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,880 And we did get a few responses. 599 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:24,000 So first over on Instagram we have one from a George Marshall. 600 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:31,560 Quab and Bowery got in one thing. 601 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:36,760 And funny enough his answer is exact almost exactly what I said after we me and Rose watch 602 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,880 this on Sunday. 603 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:47,600 He says the only thing that I want is Super Mario Bros 2 Luigi's Mansion. 604 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,600 That would be fantastic. 605 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:54,920 He says yes starring John Leguizamo and as much of the original cast as they can wrangle. 606 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,440 Samantha Math this is badass union leader now. 607 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,840 Fisher Steven is on succession. 608 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:04,120 Fiona Shaw is Andor's mom. 609 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,120 Well she's dead so. 610 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,720 I was going to say and Mario is going to be a little late to the party too. 611 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,440 Yeah. 612 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,240 And then he said that 1993 movie didn't miss the mark. 613 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:18,280 It invented the Easter egg and was 30 years ahead of its time. 614 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:22,080 I've been posting this sentiment on every piece of Mario advertising I've been able 615 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,120 to since October of last year. 616 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,320 I made a patch. 617 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:26,480 I wrote an op ed. 618 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,200 It hasn't been picked up. 619 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:35,160 I've been tweeting at politicians a post internet post white UK post 9 11 post Trump post covid 620 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,000 world deserves the sequel. 621 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,320 We were promised all those years ago. 622 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,320 All right. 623 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,800 Well what is this man's at again? 624 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:49,480 Is he the one with the impossible at where he's like Quinn Quinn Ginold or something 625 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:53,360 at the end on Instagram? 626 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,960 Yeah whoever just said that mouthful. 627 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:56,960 Yeah. 628 00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,680 So he's the only one that responded to us on Instagram. 629 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:01,680 Go ahead. 630 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:02,680 What was his at one more time? 631 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:07,080 It was George Marshall, Quabin, Bowery. 632 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,080 All right. 633 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:12,800 You're going to have to send me that because I need to do some more digging into this this 634 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:13,800 frickin Unabomber. 635 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,800 What do you mean? 636 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,640 Yeah. 637 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:21,640 That's amazing. 638 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:22,640 I love it. 639 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,640 I love it. 640 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:28,200 But also sir, go outside for just like 10 minutes. 641 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:33,360 Yeah, he says this movie has aged way better than a fine wine. 642 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,360 Executives are cowards. 643 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,840 Oh my God. 644 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:36,840 Relax guy. 645 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:37,840 You're ruining it. 646 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,720 Don't oversell this sir. 647 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:47,840 George, if you look at his his feed, it is nothing but Super Mario stuff. 648 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,240 Ramblings of a crazy person. 649 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,240 Oh what? 650 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:53,440 Yeah. 651 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,560 So he like he has patches made. 652 00:36:55,560 --> 00:37:00,000 He actually asked if we wanted one, he would send us some. 653 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000 Which I might. 654 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000 Yeah. 655 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,400 So he has your home address. 656 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,200 Don't give him your home address. 657 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:11,160 So yeah, he has it's let's see. 658 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,600 It looks like two and he says Super Mario Bros. 659 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,480 To Luigi's Mansion starring John Leguizamo or nothing. 660 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:22,120 He has another one that says nothing's impossible Mario improbable unlikely but never impossible 661 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:26,680 Luigi Mario as portrayed by John Leguizamo Super Mario Bros. 662 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,680 1993. 663 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,320 All right, I take it back. 664 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:35,360 I'm looking at his I'm looking at his I mean we didn't need the picture of your girlfriend's 665 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,360 butt sir. 666 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,360 Let's see. 667 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,280 I'm looking at his page right now. 668 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,040 I take it back sir. 669 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,040 Whatever you're doing out there. 670 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,040 Keep doing it. 671 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,600 Got a great meme. 672 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,600 This is Toad as Goomba. 673 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,600 I didn't do this. 674 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,640 Nintendo did this can't undo it. 675 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:58,840 And that's a like from the untrained eye page. 676 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:07,160 Yo, this dude's crazy and I love it. 677 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:16,200 All right, and then moving on over to get a little tick tock. 678 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,200 We only have a couple that actually like answer the question. 679 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,280 Are the rest is movie recommendations? 680 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,280 Yeah. 681 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,280 Shocker. 682 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:32,080 So, going through the recommendations real quick from Shane Ackers nine. 683 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,880 I said day four of asking you to review the movie nine. 684 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,280 Okay, I got to rewatch that movie. 685 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:43,920 Then we have one from a guy named Paul. 686 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,440 It's like random numbers and shit for his at. 687 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:53,600 He says day one of asking for a lead a battle angel. 688 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:57,800 Then the thunder God 2010 at or says you can do Riddick. 689 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:02,080 It's part of the pitch pitch black series on Netflix. 690 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,080 He's been wrong. 691 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,760 He's been asking us to do pitch black a lot. 692 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,920 Listen to pitch black. 693 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:12,360 The Chronicles of Riddick all those movies underrated like they're not. 694 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,080 They don't get a fair shake. 695 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:17,840 I don't think they're better movies than they're giving credit for. 696 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:24,680 Listen, now that the rock is out, I need a bald hero and Vin Diesel is there just waiting. 697 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,160 He's been waiting this whole time. 698 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,160 He's just looking. 699 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,240 I am Groot. 700 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,760 I've been waiting here for you. 701 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:33,480 I am Groot. 702 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,740 I knew you'd be back. 703 00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:36,320 They always come back. 704 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,320 They love the diesel. 705 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,880 Any breakdances away. 706 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:41,880 Bye. 707 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,120 All right, let's see. 708 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:50,360 We got one from a crusty Collier who said can you do 21 Jump Street? 709 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,200 It's probably my favorite movie of all time. 710 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:57,040 And I told him we actually have done that one before. 711 00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:03,360 And then the two that actually have some relation to what our question was, which our question 712 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,280 what I already said where our question was. 713 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:15,360 Okay, we have one from an Angelo who said to be honest, a Star Fox movie would have 714 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,760 been cool. 715 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,520 I would have loved to have seen a 90s Star Fox movie. 716 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,160 That would have been wild. 717 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:29,280 I told him that we kind of imagined that would have been like a Howard the Duck meets Galaxy 718 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,960 Quest. 719 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:46,680 I kind of imagine it to be like a what was it Team America, World Police. 720 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,840 I could definitely see that happening. 721 00:40:49,840 --> 00:41:03,080 And then a Reaper J3 said Advent Children, which with some research that is a Final Fantasy 722 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,400 game spin off game. 723 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,800 Who suggested this? 724 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,800 Reaper J3. 725 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,600 Hey, Reaper J3. 726 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,600 Relax. 727 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,600 We get it. 728 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,480 You play video games nerd. 729 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:26,360 I'm going to pick the obscure Japanese only version of the game to you can't use the American 730 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:27,360 one. 731 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,360 That one's stupid. 732 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,360 Reaper. 733 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,360 I love you. 734 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,360 I'm sorry. 735 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:32,360 I had to do it. 736 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,280 I didn't hear that stupid Brucker guy this time. 737 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:41,880 So I got to take out my aggression on somebody. 738 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:45,160 So that is all the responses we got for that. 739 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,360 So what was your what would have been your answer for? 740 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,960 Well, I want to know, do you guys have an answer? 741 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,800 Like, because you guys never answer the questions. 742 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:59,560 Like what are what would you guys like to see as a 90s Nintendo movie? 743 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:05,320 Because I had one that I thought I'll let you think and I'll say that initially I wanted 744 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:10,080 to see what 90s Metroid would have looked like. 745 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:16,200 And I think that would have just been awesome at the time, but aged poorly. 746 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,200 That would have been awful at the time. 747 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:26,760 And then age poorly is a Donkey Kong movie with a real gorilla or an animatronic terrible 748 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,080 90s gorilla, whatever you want. 749 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:36,760 I think the Donkey Kong movie is the right that is a perfect 90s movie. 750 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,760 That would have been interesting. 751 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:41,800 It would have had like that Planet of the Apes vibe to it. 752 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,920 Who knows what the hell it would have been. 753 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,240 Look at what we got with Super Mario Brothers. 754 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:54,040 What could they possibly have done to Donkey Kong? 755 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,960 What are you thinking, Rose? 756 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,800 Just because I got to make sure that this. 757 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,880 OK, like this is like barely on the nose. 758 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,160 Actually, I don't know. 759 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,560 No, it couldn't work then. 760 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:06,560 Never mind. 761 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,600 This reaper who probably knows if it's a real video game or not. 762 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:14,360 Well, no, because if this if I wanted this to happen, it couldn't come out until like 763 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,240 the early 2000s. 764 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:19,000 But like, have you guys seen the original? 765 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000 What's it for? 766 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,200 God damn it. 767 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,520 I'm really already f'ing this up. 768 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:31,640 I can't remember if it was for Super Smash Brothers 64 or for Super Smash Brothers Melee. 769 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:37,680 Got the teaser trailer that they did where like there's a bunch of Nintendo characters 770 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,700 in costume just like holding hands, strolling down a meadow, and all of a sudden freaking 771 00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:46,440 Mario just kicks Yoshi and he goes down and then they all just start fighting each other. 772 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,440 That was the commercial. 773 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,440 Yes, yes. 774 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,440 You're right. 775 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:53,880 I want a movie that's exactly like that. 776 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,720 Same costume as everything. 777 00:43:55,720 --> 00:44:00,720 You know, I heard like I know this isn't true because it's too good to be true. 778 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:06,160 But if the this movie does well, somebody made like a mock up of like how they should 779 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:10,680 release other Nintendo characters like his movies. 780 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:15,000 And they're like and then at the end in like 2028 because they had like the Marvel, you 781 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,560 know, phase lineup for Nintendo. 782 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:22,520 And at the end, everything ended with Super Smash Bros, the movie where they all come 783 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,160 together and they all fight each other. 784 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:27,620 And I'm like, dude, I mean, that'll never happen. 785 00:44:27,620 --> 00:44:33,200 But if it did, that would be the greatest day of my life. 786 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,480 That would be amazing. 787 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,720 That'd be pretty great. 788 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:41,900 Well, the reason I like I saw that are you I think you sent that one to me. 789 00:44:41,900 --> 00:44:46,400 But the reason he was like coming up with that is because there's a Donkey Kong movie 790 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,400 that was confirmed. 791 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:51,160 Oh, man, that was a while ago. 792 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,160 Kudos. 793 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:53,160 Luigi's Mansion confirmed. 794 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:59,440 Listen, I told I told just to start to get into the movie a little bit, I watched this 795 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:05,760 movie with my nephews and I told them at the end, I was like, if this new Super Mario Brothers 796 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:12,120 movie does not have Daisy at some point, roll in there and go Mario Luigi, you're never 797 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,120 going to believe it. 798 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,320 I need you to come back to the kingdom. 799 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:19,280 Then I'm going to storm out and ask for my money back. 800 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:28,320 Oh, my God, they better have some crazy callbacks to this version. 801 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:32,880 I mean, the van in the new movie that they drive, I'm pretty sure that's the van from 802 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:33,880 this movie. 803 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,880 They just add super to it. 804 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:36,880 Yeah. 805 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,880 Yeah. 806 00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:38,880 Sorry. 807 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:39,880 But what movie? 808 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:45,040 What what 90s movie or 90s character are you going to have a movie about? 809 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:49,440 Hurry, Google, Google a game no one's ever heard of. 810 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:55,320 No, I had an idea, but I feel like it would have just base. 811 00:45:55,320 --> 00:46:01,640 It wouldn't have done well because of how popular Lord of the Rings was. 812 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,920 And that's Legend of Zelda. 813 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:08,480 Dude, a legend of I didn't say it because it seemed like I wanted to give someone else 814 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:16,840 the opportunity to say it, but there is no more perfectly catered franchise to be alive 815 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,720 in the 90s than the Legend of Zelda. 816 00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:29,080 Like, it's just it is the 90s would have done it so dirty and so good all at the same time. 817 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:33,880 Hey, look, I found this giant rupee. 818 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:44,880 Dude, like I the way that I imagine that movie in my head is Ganon's pig form is basically 819 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:52,200 one of those green pig creatures from Star Wars or I mean, listen, Willow, we had Willow, 820 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:56,080 which definitely is set and setting for Legend of Zelda. 821 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,320 And we did have what is it? 822 00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:04,720 I don't know when it came when the turtle movies came out, but you had Razor and whatever 823 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:05,720 it was. 824 00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:11,920 So like you could have made some kind of some kind of weird animatronic pig Ganon that would 825 00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,520 have, again, looked atrocious. 826 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:19,720 But if that had come out in the 90s would be like peak nostalgia. 827 00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:21,320 Could you remember the Link movie? 828 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:22,320 It was amazing. 829 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:26,800 Like, people would definitely be talking about the Zelda movie. 830 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:34,120 Dude, out of everything that hasn't been done yet, I'm surprised that they haven't tried 831 00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:38,680 doing a like a Metroid movie or a Legend of Zelda. 832 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:42,040 I mean, those two would be incredible right now. 833 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,040 Metroid would be amazing. 834 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:47,200 Legend of Zelda is kind of got the same thing. 835 00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:51,080 I never saw the Halo series that's on Paramount Plus. 836 00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:57,160 But the main thing that I hear or I've heard it recently because The Last of Us has done 837 00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:03,680 so well by basically using the exact story to do their first season. 838 00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:08,080 And what people are saying is they're like, why are you telling like they're talking about 839 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,880 how The Last of Us did it right. 840 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:14,480 And Halo did it wrong because Halo was like, hey, do you like Master Chief? 841 00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:15,480 So do we. 842 00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,800 We're going to tell you a story where he takes his helmet off and he does it right away. 843 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,560 And you're like, what? 844 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:25,120 We've known Master Chief for decades at this point and he doesn't do that. 845 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,240 Like, what are you saying? 846 00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:29,800 He says five lines and that's it. 847 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:30,880 You never see his face. 848 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,360 That's the whole gimmick. 849 00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:33,400 The Flood show up. 850 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,400 He kills him. 851 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,320 The end until the next one. 852 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,600 So I don't know. 853 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:43,920 Like it's I just I think I just wanted to say that I heard Halo sucks. 854 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:48,200 I can't even remember why I'm telling you now. 855 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:55,520 I've seen clips from from from Halo and yeah, like there's some stuff in there that like 856 00:48:55,520 --> 00:49:00,320 it seems pretty cool, but they have this whole sequence and I don't know if it's like the 857 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:01,320 last fight. 858 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:06,840 I don't know where it is within the the series, but they have a whole sequence where he's 859 00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:11,960 fighting and it is seriously from a first person perspective, like you're playing the 860 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:16,440 frickin video game and it's just ridiculous. 861 00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:21,480 Wow, again, maybe it's one of those things that like if you'd never played a Halo game 862 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,840 before and you saw this, you were like wow, wow, wow, wow. 863 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,920 Here you go and you start playing Halo games. 864 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,960 But I honestly think it should be the other way around. 865 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:36,600 Like I said, I haven't seen Halo and I have not seen one second of the last of us TV show, 866 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,400 but by all accounts, it's amazing. 867 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:43,560 So I mean, I don't know. 868 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:49,200 Good video games like that story driven games are I don't know. 869 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:53,520 Like I don't know how you would do that with something like Doom or Halo or whatever, but 870 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:57,620 it's not because by the way, Doom did the same thing you're talking about. 871 00:49:57,620 --> 00:50:02,080 Also starring the terrible rock, but they did a thing where he was like, look, it's 872 00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:08,400 me first person and I'm using the Doom gun and everyone universally hated it then too. 873 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:14,000 Yeah, if you if you're going to do something like that, you need to do what the last of 874 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:18,040 us did and highly we highly recommend that show. 875 00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,480 That show is freaking fantastic. 876 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:26,840 But yeah, like you can't go just straight up like, oh, look at this. 877 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:31,460 It's like straight out of the video game because people are going to hate that. 878 00:50:31,460 --> 00:50:34,240 It's like universally hated. 879 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:39,880 Like you just have cameo or little like Easter eggs to stuff that's within the video game 880 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:45,240 and just stuff that people can be like, hey, like I know what that is. 881 00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:47,880 Or there's even a third route you can go. 882 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:52,040 And that is the movie that we are going to talk about tonight, which is you do a bunch 883 00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:57,800 of mushrooms and you start writing and you never stop. 884 00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,840 You never stop. 885 00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:00,840 Absolutely. 886 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:06,920 So, yeah, getting into this, if you are new to our breakdown system, we have split movies 887 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:13,160 into eight different categories that we individually score to come to a final all bros and untrained 888 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:20,120 I letter grade, the eight categories that we score our story, writing, acting, character 889 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:23,600 development, effects, music, costumes. 890 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,800 And then we give it our own personal score at the very end. 891 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:32,280 All of those numbers get magically added up and spit through our algorithm. 892 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:35,480 And yeah. 893 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:42,080 So at the end, it gives us a letter grade to compare this movie to others of a similar 894 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,160 grade as well as a percentage. 895 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,280 But the percentage doesn't matter quite as much. 896 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:52,840 It's just fun to see where this ranks within the school grade system. 897 00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:58,240 Now remind me, Caleb, does the personal grade still count towards the final grade? 898 00:51:58,240 --> 00:51:59,240 Yes. 899 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:01,040 OK, just making sure. 900 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:05,880 Listen, I'm going to be doing my best, if you've heard me on this show before, to not 901 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:11,720 skew to give it like a legit personal grade, not just a hundred. 902 00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:15,320 That's what the personal score is for. 903 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:20,280 But I mean, sometimes if you give it a hundred, this better be your your favorite movie of 904 00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,520 all time. 905 00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:26,960 Can I just tell you, when I was a child, my first experience with watching this movie 906 00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:32,360 because it's funny because before we talked or before we got on the show, I was like, 907 00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:36,860 oh, my family were too poor for video games or were not too poor for the movies. 908 00:52:36,860 --> 00:52:42,520 That was kind of a lie because the first time I saw this movie was on like HBO or Showtime 909 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:43,520 or whatever. 910 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:44,520 We had one of those. 911 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:45,520 Don't get it twisted. 912 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:46,520 We were still poor. 913 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:48,720 We just had one of the illegal boxes. 914 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:50,960 If you're an old person, you know what I'm talking about. 915 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,320 It was like the de-scrambler or whatever. 916 00:52:53,320 --> 00:53:01,400 I recorded it on VHS videotape and I watched that tape every day after school for about 917 00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,440 a good year and all through that summer. 918 00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,680 Like, I let me tell you something. 919 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:11,440 I loved this movie, loved this movie when I was. 920 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,480 Oh, yeah. 921 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:20,080 So I know Rose's first interaction with this movie was our viewing on Sunday or. 922 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,120 Had you seen it before, Rose? 923 00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:23,120 No, never. 924 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:26,720 Like you hadn't seen anything about it? 925 00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:30,480 Like, dude, the only exposure I had really seen to this movie was like those videos I 926 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:36,000 shared with you of like the making of the Super Mario Bros movie. 927 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,160 That's what I've seen the most of like how much of a train wreck, how much of a shit 928 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:43,240 show it was to get this damn movie made. 929 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:45,840 What do you mean? 930 00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:52,200 By the way, an all star cast, just so we're all clear on this, like frickin Bob Hoskins, 931 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:59,440 the John Legg was Zamo frickin Dennis Hopper, the aunt from Harry Potter. 932 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,160 Everybody was there. 933 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:02,560 Yeah. 934 00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:07,240 So my first interaction was with this movie is I. 935 00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:14,680 So when I was in high school, I went to an early college high school, so I had some college 936 00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:21,160 classes, so I had access to the college campus in Utah. 937 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:24,780 And so like they had like a big like movie library. 938 00:54:24,780 --> 00:54:33,280 So whenever I would stay after school, I'd go to the library and I would grab a random 939 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:34,280 movie. 940 00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:42,120 And like I would actually like shuffle and see which which letter to go like to go into 941 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:47,040 the movies and then walk over there, find like some random movie that stuck out to me. 942 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:52,400 And I'd sit there and watch that while I did my homework and and whatever. 943 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,200 But I. 944 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,480 So it's just like completely random one day. 945 00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:03,280 Like I was doing my homework, went to the the S's and was just like walking through 946 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,640 and I saw Super Mario and I was like, what? 947 00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:11,560 And I grabbed it and like I saw like the image, but it was like it was a black and white, 948 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,400 because they didn't have like the actual covers for the movies. 949 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:15,400 So it was black and white. 950 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,360 So I was just like, oh, no way. 951 00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,940 Like thinking it was like about the video game. 952 00:55:20,940 --> 00:55:24,320 But I wasn't sure. 953 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:30,040 So it wasn't like a confirmed like, oh, yeah, this is about the video game. 954 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:35,640 And I wasn't super like familiar with the like I played the Mario games before. 955 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,700 I just didn't know the names of everything. 956 00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:40,920 So I didn't know that the little turtles are called Koopas. 957 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:41,920 That's hilarious. 958 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:48,960 Or like the Goombas or anything like I just called them the little Mario turtles or the 959 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:54,040 Mario mushroom mushroom things. 960 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:57,720 So I didn't have like terminology for all of that. 961 00:55:57,720 --> 00:56:00,760 And so I was like, oh, this is going to be sick. 962 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:02,400 Like this is about the video game. 963 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:10,760 So I put it in, watched the movie and I remember I didn't do any bit of homework, but I just 964 00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,880 like was sat there and I was just like, what? 965 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,160 What is this? 966 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:19,280 Like they kind of they got the plumber thing right. 967 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:20,480 But a little too right. 968 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:21,480 Yeah. 969 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,200 I'm like, so they got that right. 970 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:30,600 But why why is Mario wearing a green jacket and Luigi's wearing the red hoodie? 971 00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:31,600 Like what's up with that? 972 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,920 Like, OK, so maybe this is like loosely based. 973 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,760 And then they just kind of get getting into more stuff. 974 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,080 I'm like, what the hell is a Goomba? 975 00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:42,800 I'm like, this is something completely different, like thinking that it was just absolutely 976 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,300 not Mario. 977 00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:49,360 And then at the end, when they're in their full like get up, I was like, what? 978 00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:50,840 What is this movie? 979 00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:59,320 Just, you know, my nephews are 12 and 15 and we sat down to watch this movie with them 980 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:06,440 and they sat, I mean, to their credit, like it is very rare that we're like, watch this 981 00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:10,160 old movie with us and they don't immediately start talking. 982 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:11,160 What's this and who's that? 983 00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:18,680 And they sat there and they watched this whole movie and they both were like, this movie 984 00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:20,000 was really good. 985 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:23,660 If this new movie isn't as good as this one, I don't even know what to think about any 986 00:57:23,660 --> 00:57:24,660 of this. 987 00:57:24,660 --> 00:57:28,440 I was like, I'll take it. 988 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:32,820 I cannot believe that you said any of that, but thank you so much. 989 00:57:32,820 --> 00:57:34,180 Also one thing I thought was funny. 990 00:57:34,180 --> 00:57:38,720 I know this is going to go more to like story, but the first thing my older nephew said, 991 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,240 he was like, this is kind of Luigi's movie. 992 00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:44,360 And I was like, it is pretty much Luigi's movie. 993 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,040 That's a good point. 994 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:50,080 Yeah, he's not wrong. 995 00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:57,040 So if you haven't seen this movie, you've had a decent chunk of time to do so. 996 00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:58,040 Actually 30 years exactly. 997 00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:02,880 I was going to say it came out in 93. 998 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:10,080 A young 10 year old, Dominic James was out there just couldn't his mind was blown that 999 00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:15,280 they were making a video game movie and he was going to be able to see it with his eyeballs. 1000 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,640 It was impossible that this was going to happen. 1001 00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:19,080 And there it was. 1002 00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:20,080 There it was. 1003 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,080 It was right up there. 1004 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,080 Sorry. 1005 00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:23,080 Reading with Rose. 1006 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:29,120 No, like, so I just checked that like actual release date and we are two. 1007 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:35,360 Seriously, two months early for a 30 year anniversary. 1008 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:36,360 Yeah. 1009 00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:40,480 So we're recording this on March 28th. 1010 00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:43,120 This came out May 28th. 1011 00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,760 Wow. 1012 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:49,120 So this is this is damn near a 30 year. 1013 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:58,040 Just, you know, Nintendo screwed up every step of the way on releasing this new movie. 1014 00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:02,760 First of all, how do you not release the new one on Mario Day, March 10th? 1015 00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:05,960 You freaking you freaking morons. 1016 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:06,960 Every one of you. 1017 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,480 But then why not? 1018 00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:16,200 Like, listen, I think that there is a this this movie that we are about to talk about. 1019 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:20,200 I think it's not as bad as some people like to portray it as. 1020 00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:27,600 Like, I know it had like a very hectic filming process and it wasn't fun for a lot of people 1021 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:28,600 that did it. 1022 00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:31,460 But like this movie is not bad. 1023 00:59:31,460 --> 00:59:35,080 And I think that if those freaking dummies at Nintendo had decided to be like, we are 1024 00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:40,160 going to put this out on May 28th and that just be like the little nod to the freaking 1025 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:44,840 dorks like me that would be like, oh, my God, it's the same day that that one is so good. 1026 00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:46,920 I love it. 1027 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:48,800 If you're not going to do Mario Day, do it. 1028 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:49,800 Do it May 28th. 1029 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:50,800 What are you thinking? 1030 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:51,800 Sorry. 1031 00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:52,800 Reading with Rose. 1032 00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:53,800 Yeah. 1033 00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:58,920 So if you haven't seen it, you've had 30 years, but Rose is about to spoil the entire 1034 00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:01,480 frickin movie for you. 1035 01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:07,440 So with that, everyone's favorite segment, reading with Rose with two E's. 1036 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:12,760 But not where you think. 1037 01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:16,520 All right. 1038 01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:20,920 Following the impact of a meteorite into the earth 65 million years ago, the universe is 1039 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,560 split into two parallel dimensions. 1040 01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:28,020 Breaking dinosaurs escape into the new dimension, evolving into a humanoid race and founding 1041 01:00:28,020 --> 01:00:30,240 the city of Dino Hatton. 1042 01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:34,520 In 1973, a large egg and a rock are left at a Catholic orphanage. 1043 01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,880 The egg hatches into a human baby. 1044 01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:42,640 20 years later, Italian American brothers Mario Mario and Luigi Mario, working as plumbers 1045 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:48,680 in Brooklyn, are close to being driven out of business by Mephisto Anthony Scappelli's 1046 01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,440 construction company. 1047 01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:59,520 Luigi meets Daisy, an NYU, sorry, an NYU archeology student who shows him she has been excavating 1048 01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:02,440 for dinosaur bones under the Brooklyn Bridge. 1049 01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:08,440 There they witness Scappelli's men sabotaging it by leaving the water pipes open. 1050 01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:12,880 Mario and Luigi fix it, but Iggy and Spike, henchmen and cousins of Koopa, the king of 1051 01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:16,540 the other dimension, kidnap Daisy and the brothers pursue them through an interdimensional 1052 01:01:16,540 --> 01:01:18,800 portal to Dino Hatton. 1053 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:23,520 Daisy learns she has descended from dinosaurs and the long lost princess of the other dimension. 1054 01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:27,640 Where her father was overthrown as king by Koopa and her mother, the queen, was the one 1055 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,600 who took her to Brooklyn. 1056 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:35,460 Iggy and Spike realize that they lost Daisy's rock, in fact a meteorite fragment that Koopa 1057 01:01:35,460 --> 01:01:41,320 needs to merge the worlds, believing only Daisy can do so because of her royal heritage. 1058 01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:46,560 Mario and Luigi rescue Daisy, aided by Toad, a good-natured guitarist who was developed 1059 01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:51,480 into a Goomba, a semi-humanoid dinosaur as punishment for a protest. 1060 01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:58,800 Koopa's girlfriend, Lena, obtains the rock but dies merging the worlds. 1061 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:03,240 The worlds separate again when Mario, Luigi, and Daisy remove the fragment from the meteorite 1062 01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:04,800 and Koopa pursues them. 1063 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:11,200 Mario and Luigi obtain devolution guns and use them to defeat Koopa by devolving him 1064 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:14,040 into primeval slime. 1065 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:17,600 Daisy's father is restored as king and the citizens celebrate and immediately destroy 1066 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:19,640 anything with Koopa's likeness. 1067 01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:23,340 Daisy decides to stay in Dinohatton and kisses Luigi goodbye as she opens the portal for 1068 01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:25,880 him and Mario to return to Brooklyn. 1069 01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:29,320 Three weeks later, Daisy arrives at Mario and Luigi's apartment in Brooklyn and asks 1070 01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:31,400 them to help her on a new mission. 1071 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:35,080 A wonderful set up for the sequel that never happened. 1072 01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:38,960 Dude, can I just tell you that this movie had did a lot of things for me when I was 1073 01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:41,560 a kid and that was chief among them. 1074 01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:46,480 I was like, what do you mean it's over? 1075 01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:50,320 By the time I saw this movie, I already knew what Back to the Future was. 1076 01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:54,680 So I was like, well, I mean, certainly when they say, Doc, we got to get back, there's 1077 01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:56,320 going to be another movie. 1078 01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:59,720 So she just said, Mario, we got to get back. 1079 01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:01,200 And so there's going to be another movie. 1080 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:05,160 And I spent a good chunk of time being like, they're going to do it. 1081 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,160 It's going to be here one day. 1082 01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:09,360 We're going to see Mario 2. 1083 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:18,240 Also, this is a movie where I was introduced to the yin yang on fire, a shirt that I guess 1084 01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:23,960 nobody noticed that Luigi wore throughout the entire movie, even three weeks later after 1085 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:27,920 they saved Brooklyn. 1086 01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:41,040 Dude, despite its age, the story itself is not horrible. 1087 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:45,880 It's really not like the listen. 1088 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:51,520 I mean, we'll get into it with effects, but like the effects couldn't keep up with the 1089 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:58,480 idea of it all, but like the idea of two dimensions diverging off. 1090 01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:05,920 One is their descendants from apes, the other one descendants from lizards, and they both 1091 01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:09,760 kind of look like the same thing at the end and they want to come back. 1092 01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:13,040 Like it's not a bad, it's not it's good. 1093 01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:17,000 Well, good might be strong, but it's not bad. 1094 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:24,160 Yeah, I mean, when you like, I mean, even when Rose was reading it, like the score kind 1095 01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:34,360 of like got bumped up a couple points for me because I was just like, OK, like this works. 1096 01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:37,960 Like it doesn't like not work. 1097 01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:42,400 Like, no, it's just it's really freaking good. 1098 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:48,640 I mean, listen, this is a weird thing of like, what was it? 1099 01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:49,640 Who is the guy? 1100 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:50,640 James Cameron? 1101 01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:57,040 Is he the one that's like, I always had the idea for Avatar, but the the the CG or whatever 1102 01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:58,280 wasn't there. 1103 01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:05,440 Like this movie seems like it had way bigger ideas than the time would allow for because 1104 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:07,760 I all of it was good. 1105 01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:13,520 Like the idea that like, oh, we can we can the only reason that this portal has opened 1106 01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:20,200 back up between Dino World and Mammal World is because Capelli was down there trying to 1107 01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:23,360 do whatever plumbing things Capelli does. 1108 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:26,860 I don't know. 1109 01:05:26,860 --> 01:05:32,160 Like the devolving chamber, the all of it, like it was all a good idea. 1110 01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:39,920 They just there was just not it was just wasn't possible to do what whatever was written down 1111 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:42,800 was almost impossible to do. 1112 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:45,560 Dude, absolutely. 1113 01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:52,680 But I mean, when you when you break it down to it, like just what it was, I think the 1114 01:05:52,680 --> 01:06:01,160 two areas where this kind of movie falls apart is the writing and the effects. 1115 01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:09,760 But I am or itself like big picture story was relatively decent. 1116 01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:10,760 What do you mean? 1117 01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:11,760 What's wrong with the writing? 1118 01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:12,760 There's a flood. 1119 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,120 You mean what's wrong with the writing? 1120 01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:16,600 We'll get into what's wrong with the writing. 1121 01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:20,080 Let me tell you one of the best lines in the history of cinema. 1122 01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:22,360 There is a site that is being flooded. 1123 01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:24,960 Hey, Mario, Mario, you got to help us. 1124 01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:25,960 There's the sites flooding. 1125 01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:28,680 And he's like, grab your belts. 1126 01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:31,600 We're going in. 1127 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:36,200 What? 1128 01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:41,720 I love Bob Hoskins, the greatest line in all of cinema. 1129 01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:42,720 Grab your belts. 1130 01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:43,720 We're going in. 1131 01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:56,440 But listen, I am going to fight you a little bit on effects, but we'll get to that. 1132 01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:57,440 But yeah, I don't know. 1133 01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,400 I Rose, I'm sorry I'm talking too much. 1134 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:06,080 Say something about the story you loved. 1135 01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:07,160 I don't know. 1136 01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:12,160 I feel I'm indifferent to you guys just because I thought the story was just all right. 1137 01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:17,000 And I feel that it might just be because like, I mean, even though Caleb didn't see this 1138 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:23,480 until he was he was in high school, you guys see to you guys, this was the only Mario movie 1139 01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:24,480 ever. 1140 01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:26,080 There was nothing else that was going to follow it. 1141 01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:27,080 Nothing. 1142 01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:31,120 We didn't see this until the Super Mario Bros movie was announced. 1143 01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:34,100 We've seen trailers, we've seen the cast, we've seen the only thing that we haven't 1144 01:07:34,100 --> 01:07:35,100 seen yet is the movie. 1145 01:07:35,100 --> 01:07:38,160 And we're like two weeks away from that. 1146 01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:42,920 And so I'm like comparing and I tried not to, but I compared a lot of like what I've 1147 01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:46,000 seen with that movie and what I'm seeing in this movie. 1148 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,320 And it's just that one is getting so much more right with the Mario franchise that I 1149 01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,080 love so much. 1150 01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:54,000 And I'm just like, I appreciate the ambitions that they were trying with the story. 1151 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,080 Like they were trying to do a lot more gritty. 1152 01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,600 They were trying to do something so different. 1153 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:04,960 And it does work for me in some spots, but in some spots it does not. 1154 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:13,080 So yeah, I think it's hard to say that they that this new movie is doing better by like 1155 01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:19,720 the source material because for all we know, the only stuff that looks good is what we've 1156 01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:20,720 seen. 1157 01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:27,440 Like right now, the only thing that this movie had or that the new movie has on this one 1158 01:08:27,440 --> 01:08:31,840 is that they have video game accurate characters. 1159 01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:36,440 Yeah, I will say though, at least with this new one, it's actually going into the Mushroom 1160 01:08:36,440 --> 01:08:37,440 Kingdom. 1161 01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:38,520 It's not going into the soul. 1162 01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:42,720 And I'm not saying Dino Hatton is a horrible made up thing, but at least with this one, 1163 01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:45,300 we're actually transporting into a world that we actually know of. 1164 01:08:45,300 --> 01:08:48,160 We know what the Mushroom Kingdom is. 1165 01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:53,000 In fairness, I'm pretty sure that Dino Hatton, which hilarious, did he have like a crystal 1166 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:56,320 ball into the mammal world? 1167 01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:58,000 Like why Dino Hatton? 1168 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:04,000 But he clearly took over from the Mushroom King, which means he took over the what? 1169 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,400 The Mushroom Kingdom. 1170 01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:11,280 So check and mate. 1171 01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:14,880 God damn it. 1172 01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:18,600 You're not wrong about anything that you said at all. 1173 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:21,040 And that's what's crazy is I get that. 1174 01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:24,840 And that's why I was asking about like the personal grades at the end. 1175 01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:31,960 And like I do have, I definitely understand my nostalgia around this movie, but like just 1176 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:39,480 for a spoiler of my personal grade, like this movie in my mind before I rewatched it did 1177 01:09:39,480 --> 01:09:41,480 not hold up that well. 1178 01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:46,480 Like I was actually kind of dreading watching it because I was like, man, I know it just 1179 01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:48,040 can't be that good. 1180 01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:53,360 And while this movie was not amazing, it held up way better than I thought it would have. 1181 01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,780 Like I really, I really enjoyed it. 1182 01:09:56,780 --> 01:09:58,840 It was just a fun movie to watch. 1183 01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:03,320 The fact that I had a 12 and 15 year old watching it with me and they were like, this movie's 1184 01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:04,320 dope. 1185 01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:05,320 I like it. 1186 01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:06,320 I like the Goombas. 1187 01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:07,320 I like everything about it. 1188 01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:10,500 And they have taken in all the Mario media. 1189 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:15,360 Like they didn't know this movie existed until we were like, do you want to watch this movie? 1190 01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:22,560 They were like, what in the world could this possibly be? 1191 01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:25,880 And while they're not wrong, I don't know. 1192 01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:28,640 It's the story. 1193 01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:33,520 I mean, towards the end, it does what stories in the nineties did, which was go, Oh God 1194 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:34,520 dang it. 1195 01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:35,520 This movie's got to be over. 1196 01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:37,200 All right, run, run, run, run, run, run. 1197 01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,640 Like they turned a man. 1198 01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:47,800 They turned a man into a monkey on the news and the reaction of the crowd wasn't correct, 1199 01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:49,640 which would be horrifying. 1200 01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:53,180 And we need to kill these Goomba people that just showed up. 1201 01:10:53,180 --> 01:10:57,040 They just pointed and laughed because Capelli is the bad guy. 1202 01:10:57,040 --> 01:11:02,700 What disappeared and everyone's just like, that's hilarious. 1203 01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:03,700 Look at him. 1204 01:11:03,700 --> 01:11:04,700 He's a monkey. 1205 01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:05,700 Look at this guy. 1206 01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:06,700 I bet he wears a dike. 1207 01:11:06,700 --> 01:11:12,960 Look at him, Capelli. 1208 01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:17,680 So yeah, I mean, towards like the last third of it, it all kind of like comes crashing 1209 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:20,920 into the end. 1210 01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:21,920 But I don't know. 1211 01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:23,240 I agree with you, Caleb. 1212 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:28,840 I think this was like a way higher concept than anyone would have imagined for a Mario 1213 01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:31,480 movie at the time anyway. 1214 01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:40,360 Yeah, I mean, I think like get into like the individual story parts or stuff that I like 1215 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,360 to look at. 1216 01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:43,920 The pacing itself was good. 1217 01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:49,280 It was maybe a little bit slow until they jumped into like through the portal and then 1218 01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:54,320 it really ramped up. 1219 01:11:54,320 --> 01:12:00,900 But I mean, other than that, like I said, it's just like a little bit of a slow portion, 1220 01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:03,800 but it was still like good. 1221 01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:08,080 By the way, in fairness to when they went through the portal, I was like I was actually 1222 01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:13,320 happy at the speed it was going because when they got down there, I couldn't remember if 1223 01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:15,120 they left and came back. 1224 01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:16,400 And I thought that they did. 1225 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,600 And I was like, God dang it. 1226 01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:19,040 Are we really going to have to wait longer? 1227 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:21,240 And he's like, Mario, I'm out of here. 1228 01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:25,280 We and jumped in there. 1229 01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:27,320 And I was like, yes, this movie starting now. 1230 01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:29,320 Let's go, baby. 1231 01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:33,800 Yeah, that like that's that I thought the same thing. 1232 01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:35,720 I don't know why I thought they left again. 1233 01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:42,360 But but yeah, it's it's a it's a hard story to explain. 1234 01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:43,520 Like like not really. 1235 01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:50,280 I mean, because it's like the the basic story is basically what Mario has. 1236 01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:54,760 King Koopa has taken the princess. 1237 01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:57,080 And Mario and Luigi need to go save her. 1238 01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:59,680 That's exactly what it is. 1239 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:01,800 I mean, he's got a he's got a bad plan. 1240 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:02,800 He's going to do a thing. 1241 01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:05,680 And if we don't stop him, it's going to be bad for everybody. 1242 01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:06,680 The end. 1243 01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:08,520 It's a Mario movie. 1244 01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:12,400 By the way, can I just say to that portal that they go through in the stone, I didn't 1245 01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:14,440 realize it until we were talking about it just now. 1246 01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:17,720 You guys have both played Mario 64, right? 1247 01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:23,840 Actually, you so that's wild, by the way, of the two of you. 1248 01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:27,880 I definitely would have picked Rose to not have played it. 1249 01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:33,360 But if you look in Mario 64, like whenever he jumps through the paintings, that's kind 1250 01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:34,680 of like the same effect. 1251 01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:40,960 Like I wonder if that is like a little small homage to that movie. 1252 01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:43,960 Doubtful but maybe. 1253 01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:48,480 It is the kind of that same effect like when they jump through that stone as jumping through 1254 01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:53,160 that the paintings in that game, which I don't care if it's true or not. 1255 01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:56,880 I now choose to make that my head cannon forever. 1256 01:13:56,880 --> 01:14:04,440 It honestly might have been because the initial release date of Super Mario 64 was June 23rd, 1257 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:08,840 1996, three years after this movie. 1258 01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:13,360 So it is not completely outside the realm of possibility. 1259 01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:15,760 I choose to believe that. 1260 01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:19,960 Yeah, I'll take that too. 1261 01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:22,960 That's that's a no play in my head as well. 1262 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:28,480 By the way, one of the things I don't I think you would put this for story. 1263 01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:29,480 Maybe this would be for writing. 1264 01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:30,480 I don't know. 1265 01:14:30,480 --> 01:14:36,520 You tell me two things that I really enjoyed in this movie was when they finally got into 1266 01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:42,160 their their super outfits with their super shoes and they stood in the position that 1267 01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:47,880 you saw on the front cover where they made the M while they were standing next to each 1268 01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:48,880 other. 1269 01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:52,160 That was amazing to see that come to fruition. 1270 01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:57,840 Also I did like at the end when they when the reporter guy was like, and you know, I 1271 01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:05,340 think I would call them the Super Mario Brothers. 1272 01:15:05,340 --> 01:15:10,080 And like I was saying before, if you look at the van in the new movie, it looks just 1273 01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:14,160 like the van from that movie, except it does look like it's just got like a little super 1274 01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:15,660 added on the top. 1275 01:15:15,660 --> 01:15:16,920 So I don't know. 1276 01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:22,720 Like even if that's the only nod we get to that, I'll take that. 1277 01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:25,560 Yeah, I'll take it, too. 1278 01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:28,520 Oh, where are you guys sitting with story? 1279 01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:36,000 Because I think I'm I'm like not the highest because I do feel like there was some janky 1280 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,320 stuff that they pulled off. 1281 01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:40,360 And like you said, the ending felt a bit rushed. 1282 01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:41,720 Yeah, for me. 1283 01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:45,440 But I mean, that doesn't knock it down too much for me. 1284 01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:50,920 I think I'm still in the 70s, but I think I'm in like the high 70s. 1285 01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:53,240 Well, hate me. 1286 01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:56,560 I was going to say you guys are going to hate me in the other direction because I was thinking 1287 01:15:56,560 --> 01:15:59,880 in the 80s somewhere. 1288 01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:00,880 So I'll just say mine. 1289 01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:01,880 I was. 1290 01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:02,880 Yeah. 1291 01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:03,880 Yeah. 1292 01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:04,880 Let's start with Rose. 1293 01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:05,880 We'll start with Rose and with Caleb. 1294 01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:06,880 Then I'll go. 1295 01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:07,880 So I'm at a fifty five. 1296 01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:08,880 I'm just getting. 1297 01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:09,880 Oh, no. 1298 01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:10,880 Wow. 1299 01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:11,880 You have no balls. 1300 01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:12,880 Write that down. 1301 01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:14,880 You write down fifty five right now. 1302 01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:17,200 No, I'm at a 70. 1303 01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:18,200 Boo. 1304 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:21,200 I liked it when you were honest. 1305 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:29,480 Like, OK, was fifty five like actually a score you're considering or? 1306 01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:32,480 No, it's not that bad. 1307 01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:38,680 OK, that's like OK, slightly less than average. 1308 01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:39,680 That's fine. 1309 01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:42,680 Caleb. 1310 01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:45,120 I think I'm going to go 78. 1311 01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:52,640 Yeah, I'm going with 83 because I again, I think that this if this story had come out, 1312 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:58,760 if they were going to do a live action, this live action movie now with that same premise, 1313 01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:04,720 I think this would have been still been like a really cool side movie to do. 1314 01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:05,720 Yeah. 1315 01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:08,560 I mean, they did a fantastic job. 1316 01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:17,640 Unfortunately, the the writing for this was not very good. 1317 01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:20,000 Grab your belts. 1318 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:24,400 Tell me you didn't love the lines. 1319 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:30,480 I guess is more so in the acting, but just the way that the line said monkey was that 1320 01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:31,560 was hilarious. 1321 01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:32,560 How dare you? 1322 01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:36,560 Dennis Hopper is a treasure monkey. 1323 01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:51,480 Dude, there and when he was like Goomba, there was so much that I had issues with and it 1324 01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:54,080 was all all writing issues. 1325 01:17:54,080 --> 01:18:01,080 It was frickin King Koopa ordering a pizza and that like for a good couple minutes, like 1326 01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:04,520 he was ordering a pizza and then he just like. 1327 01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:08,740 They completely ignore it for a good portion of the movie and then he cancels that order 1328 01:18:08,740 --> 01:18:13,240 later on when he's like on the radio and he's there just like you want your pizza and he's 1329 01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:18,600 like now and then just, you know, I actually like stuff like that. 1330 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:22,480 Like I am a big fan of dumb jokes like that. 1331 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:26,520 So the fact that they were like because who knows if they really remembered or if they 1332 01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:29,200 were like, oh yeah, he ordered a pizza earlier. 1333 01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:32,000 Hurry, have someone call him on a walkie talkie. 1334 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:38,800 Like I love that that became the frickin like Jesus, what are you still talking about this? 1335 01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:39,800 No. 1336 01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:49,000 My favorite that one of my favorite issues came right at the beginning when their Daisy 1337 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:54,520 is showing Luigi the site and he's like, no, you're beautiful and they almost kiss and 1338 01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:56,480 the frickin the guys start running. 1339 01:18:56,480 --> 01:19:01,200 The water starts flowing and they're like, oh no, it's the scapelli boys and they're 1340 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:04,400 wearing scapelli plumbing shirts. 1341 01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:08,720 Hey man, you're the worst bad guy ever. 1342 01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:10,320 Just wear a white shirt. 1343 01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:13,640 So what are you talking about? 1344 01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:14,640 No. 1345 01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:20,000 Anyway, I love frickin Luigi's like sitting there going like, what did they do? 1346 01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:25,840 And like you don't see the frickin flood of water coming out of that, that room. 1347 01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:31,440 Okay, so again, that was another like throw away thing that they did that you didn't hear 1348 01:19:31,440 --> 01:19:36,560 later maybe because he, they go in there and she's like, oh my God, it's a good thing you're 1349 01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:37,960 here and he's like, why? 1350 01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:38,960 She's like, you're a plumber. 1351 01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:40,520 I know exactly what to do. 1352 01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:43,120 Go gets his brother comes back. 1353 01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:48,600 Mario is the only one doing any plumbing and you find out very soon after why that is because 1354 01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:53,700 when they're looking for a plumber in Dino Hatton, they go to arrest Mario and what is 1355 01:19:53,700 --> 01:19:55,180 Luigi do? 1356 01:19:55,180 --> 01:19:56,180 I'm not a plumber. 1357 01:19:56,180 --> 01:19:57,300 I'm an apprentice. 1358 01:19:57,300 --> 01:19:58,300 Take him. 1359 01:19:58,300 --> 01:19:59,300 Take my brother. 1360 01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:00,300 I'm an apprentice. 1361 01:20:00,300 --> 01:20:07,960 Like he throws his brother under the bus immediately. 1362 01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:09,720 I didn't catch that at all. 1363 01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:14,800 I think I was too busy laughing at whatever the hell was happening. 1364 01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:16,640 Yeah. 1365 01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:19,640 He tried so hard to just be like, I don't know any plumbers. 1366 01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:20,640 I don't know what you're talking about. 1367 01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:21,640 That guy. 1368 01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:26,520 I think, yeah, it was that what else? 1369 01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:31,800 Oh, fricking eggie and spike how they got a member when they got smarter. 1370 01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:38,520 Yeah, I was telling Rose, I'm just like, how did they get more annoying? 1371 01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:47,120 And then on top of that, they turned on King Koopa for no reason whatsoever. 1372 01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:54,120 What I thought was funny too was the D Evolver, like how it just, there was no, they made 1373 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:57,280 it seem like you needed to be in there for a second. 1374 01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:59,720 There was any time at all. 1375 01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:02,600 Whatever time you were in there was how long it took. 1376 01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:07,360 And sometimes it made your head small and like a P with a mouth on it. 1377 01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:13,120 And sometimes it looked exactly the same and your eyeballs changed a little bit. 1378 01:21:13,120 --> 01:21:14,380 Or you don't change at all. 1379 01:21:14,380 --> 01:21:19,360 In the case of Iggy and Spike, you just go, well, quite so, good chap. 1380 01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:22,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1381 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:30,480 Dude, one thing that was like super confusing and I don't know where I would have put this. 1382 01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:34,240 I'll say it's a writing issue. 1383 01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:38,280 What in the hell was up with the different Goomba heads? 1384 01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:39,840 Like we had some that looked like lizards. 1385 01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:45,640 We had some that looked like snakes and then we had some that looked, I don't even know 1386 01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:47,840 how to explain it. 1387 01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:55,000 So okay, so on the- Like a dildo with teeth? 1388 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:57,800 That would probably be, that's hilarious. 1389 01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:03,200 Hilarious that you're like, I don't want anyone to hear about the fricking ball torture, but 1390 01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:07,000 dildo with teeth is just fine. 1391 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:14,240 Hey, girl, you ever had your bottom half bitten off? 1392 01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:17,840 Whatever the glass onion thing was, I don't know, like balls in a vice or whatever you're 1393 01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:19,940 talking about. 1394 01:22:19,940 --> 01:22:22,760 Whatever it is that you're into, listen, we're not here to judge. 1395 01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:23,760 Moving on. 1396 01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:25,480 It sure as hell wasn't that. 1397 01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:28,720 Caleb's into some weird stuff, but we love him. 1398 01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:30,920 What the hell? 1399 01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:34,640 Caleb, you're telling DJ before you tell me? 1400 01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:35,640 What the hell? 1401 01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:37,520 Dude. 1402 01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:38,520 I live closer. 1403 01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:44,200 All right, you got me there. 1404 01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:49,000 No, one thing that, and I think this would actually, what we're talking about would kind 1405 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:58,760 of go more to like costumes or effects, but Beth pointed out that the cops in that, the 1406 01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:04,160 cops in that world or whatever, they basically were wearing like Shy Guy masks. 1407 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:07,440 And I was like, I'd never noticed that until she was like, Hey, they look kind of like 1408 01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,440 the Shy Guys. 1409 01:23:08,440 --> 01:23:12,120 I'm like, Oh, I can't believe I never saw that before. 1410 01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:13,720 Like it was, I don't know. 1411 01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:16,320 It's again, it's a little touches like that. 1412 01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:20,640 Like even though you didn't get to see much of Dino Hatton, like you got to see, what 1413 01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:22,000 was it? 1414 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:26,520 Hammer Brothers tattoos, Bullet Bill's bar or whatever it was. 1415 01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:29,080 There was one other thing that I can't remember. 1416 01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,640 I don't know. 1417 01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:31,640 Sorry. 1418 01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:33,640 We're talking about writing. 1419 01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:35,120 We were going in. 1420 01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:36,120 Okay. 1421 01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:40,440 Hey, uh, never Google Shy Guys. 1422 01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:45,440 The Shy Guys detailed pics, no pants. 1423 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:51,000 No, literally the third picture is something that someone did of like a Shy Guy taking 1424 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:54,280 off his mask and it's terrifying. 1425 01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:55,280 Yeah. 1426 01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:57,920 It's for, Oh my God, I'm going to have nightmares tonight. 1427 01:23:57,920 --> 01:24:00,240 Is it, is it to deal does with teeth? 1428 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:01,240 Yes. 1429 01:24:01,240 --> 01:24:03,240 How did you know? 1430 01:24:03,240 --> 01:24:07,840 One for the top and one for the bottom. 1431 01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:15,600 I didn't realize that they created some Koopas based off of Iggy and Spike. 1432 01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:16,600 Yeah. 1433 01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:19,480 That's like their, their children, right? 1434 01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:20,840 Koopa's kids. 1435 01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:21,840 Yeah. 1436 01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:23,840 Like look those guys up. 1437 01:24:23,840 --> 01:24:27,080 Cause like, like I know who they are. 1438 01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:32,880 I just didn't realize, like these ones Iggy and Spike had to be made because of this movie. 1439 01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:35,720 Almost certainly. 1440 01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:36,720 Almost certainly. 1441 01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:45,580 Uh, who has a, yeah, what Mario's properties had come out in between Mario 64 and Super 1442 01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:46,580 Mario three. 1443 01:24:46,580 --> 01:24:47,580 Ooh, good question. 1444 01:24:47,580 --> 01:24:48,580 Well, you know what? 1445 01:24:48,580 --> 01:24:52,720 Iggy and Spike, they were in Super Mario three. 1446 01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:59,160 So unless Super Mario, cause the Koopa kids were in that game, I'm pretty sure, but I 1447 01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:00,160 don't know. 1448 01:25:00,160 --> 01:25:01,160 Cause I don't know anything. 1449 01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:03,160 I'm just thinking about the 18th. 1450 01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:04,160 All right. 1451 01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:09,320 So we had Super Mario Bros in 1985. 1452 01:25:09,320 --> 01:25:13,080 Super Mario Bros, the lost levels, 86. 1453 01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:19,360 Super Mario Bros two came out in 88. 1454 01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:23,640 So did Super Mario Bros three. 1455 01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:27,720 Then Super Mario Land came out in 89. 1456 01:25:27,720 --> 01:25:31,560 Super Mario World came out in 90. 1457 01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:33,040 Which one, Land or World? 1458 01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:36,280 Which one of those was on the Game Boy? 1459 01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:38,480 Uh, Land. 1460 01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:42,640 That was the first Super Mario Bros game I ever beat. 1461 01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:48,600 And when I tell you that I ran around my house, like literally did laps around my house, that 1462 01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:50,920 was the first game I ever beat. 1463 01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:52,640 Sorry, go ahead. 1464 01:25:52,640 --> 01:25:55,160 Oh, you're good. 1465 01:25:55,160 --> 01:26:00,040 And then, yeah, Super Mario World in 1990. 1466 01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:05,320 Super Mario Land two came out in 92. 1467 01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:08,100 Then the movie came out in 93. 1468 01:26:08,100 --> 01:26:14,480 Super Mario World two, Yoshi's Island, came out in 95. 1469 01:26:14,480 --> 01:26:16,680 Mario 64 in 96. 1470 01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:23,300 And then we didn't get another Mario game until Super Mario Sunshine in 2002. 1471 01:26:23,300 --> 01:26:27,260 And then we had something like damn near every other year. 1472 01:26:27,260 --> 01:26:35,800 So it was like the new Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Galaxy in 07, Super Mario Bros Wii, 1473 01:26:35,800 --> 01:26:45,880 Super Mario Galaxy 2, Super Mario 3D Land, new Super Mario Bros 2, Super Mario Bros U, 1474 01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:57,480 Super Mario 3D World, Super Mario Maker, Super Mario Run, Odyssey, Mario Maker 2, and Mario 1475 01:26:57,480 --> 01:27:00,240 3D World and Bowser's Sphere. 1476 01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:02,880 Which I feel like there's some missing. 1477 01:27:02,880 --> 01:27:08,600 Because I know, like my favorite Mario game was Super Star Saga. 1478 01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:12,080 Super Star Saga, what the heck was that? 1479 01:27:12,080 --> 01:27:16,120 It was on the Game Boy Advance. 1480 01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:22,320 It was like where you're playing as Mario and Luigi, but you control each one with, like 1481 01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:26,600 you control Mario with the A button and Luigi with the B button. 1482 01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:29,280 So they, either one of them will jump. 1483 01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:32,920 It's like a turn-based RPG. 1484 01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:33,920 Sounds vaguely familiar. 1485 01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:39,640 Yeah, but they travel to the Bean Kingdom. 1486 01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:47,000 Like Princess Peach is like traveling there for some like democratic mission or whatever. 1487 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,000 Mushroom business. 1488 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:53,640 Yeah, for a mushroom business. 1489 01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:55,840 She wants to meet a couple of fun guys. 1490 01:27:55,840 --> 01:27:57,840 Come on. 1491 01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:02,600 Yeah, so anyway. 1492 01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:07,520 So I mean, they had, I don't, you said they came out in Super Mario 3? 1493 01:28:07,520 --> 01:28:11,240 I'm pretty sure, and I just did a bit of soft Googling. 1494 01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:16,080 I just did, at the very least, Iggy first showed up in 88. 1495 01:28:16,080 --> 01:28:17,920 Either Iggy or Spike. 1496 01:28:17,920 --> 01:28:19,720 I was just looking. 1497 01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:21,720 So I don't know. 1498 01:28:21,720 --> 01:28:28,480 I think they may have already existed and they were just like, eh, these guys know Koopa. 1499 01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:29,600 Let's do Iggy and Spike. 1500 01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:31,800 They're cool names. 1501 01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:35,280 Yeah, anyway. 1502 01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:44,400 The writing-wise, I think there was just too many issues for me to overlook and think it 1503 01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,400 was good. 1504 01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:49,480 Yeah, yeah. 1505 01:28:49,480 --> 01:28:57,480 It was, in the words of my nephew, every interaction before they went to the Mushroom Kingdom between 1506 01:28:57,480 --> 01:29:01,680 Luigi and Daisy was super cringe. 1507 01:29:01,680 --> 01:29:04,200 Yeah. 1508 01:29:04,200 --> 01:29:05,600 Not wrong. 1509 01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:12,640 Dude, and what about the freaking Mario hitting on that one chick to try and get that rock 1510 01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:13,640 piece back? 1511 01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:17,000 That was amazing, by the way. 1512 01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:24,720 And just so you know, my man, the Mario brothers, those fools, they're not only gentlemen, okay, 1513 01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:27,360 but they are suave gentlemen. 1514 01:29:27,360 --> 01:29:33,000 Because Luigi was like, not, hey baby, let's go to the beach and make out. 1515 01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:34,960 At the end of the date, what did he say? 1516 01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:40,720 He's like, if it will be okay with you, I would like to walk you home. 1517 01:29:40,720 --> 01:29:47,760 And I actually wrote down, Luigi is a gentleman. 1518 01:29:47,760 --> 01:29:48,760 And then there's Mario. 1519 01:29:48,760 --> 01:29:49,760 Luigi's a stud. 1520 01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:56,200 And I freaking love how supportive in the background Mario was being, just kind of like, 1521 01:29:56,200 --> 01:29:57,200 yeah, yeah. 1522 01:29:57,200 --> 01:29:59,400 Just kind of rooting his brother on. 1523 01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:01,520 Dude, Mario is the man, okay? 1524 01:30:01,520 --> 01:30:08,840 He's clearly him and his ladies relationship are strong enough that he can go and be like, 1525 01:30:08,840 --> 01:30:10,640 listen, baby, you know what I had to do? 1526 01:30:10,640 --> 01:30:17,560 I had to give her the old Mario one two charmarouski so we could get that there rock back and get 1527 01:30:17,560 --> 01:30:21,000 yous out of here. 1528 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:25,320 By the way, neither of their accents were as bad as I'm making it to be, but the fact 1529 01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:29,520 that they're like, Italian Americans, shut up. 1530 01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:33,640 Dude, I mean, it worked though. 1531 01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:34,640 It was good. 1532 01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:39,580 Like, again, my nephew was right when he said this was kind of Luigi's movie because Mario 1533 01:30:39,580 --> 01:30:43,960 did not have a lot to do or say in this. 1534 01:30:43,960 --> 01:30:45,440 But I don't know. 1535 01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:48,680 I think it worked better anyway because of what you're saying. 1536 01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:53,900 Like Mario supporting his brother Luigi, Luigi out there having an adventure with his brother 1537 01:30:53,900 --> 01:30:57,280 backing him up, even though again, threw him under the bus. 1538 01:30:57,280 --> 01:31:04,720 The first chance he got the first chance he got. 1539 01:31:04,720 --> 01:31:08,800 By the way, we also find out that they don't have parents. 1540 01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:13,160 Like Mario says nothing because clearly Luigi is like, I didn't know my pops or my mom's 1541 01:31:13,160 --> 01:31:14,580 just like you. 1542 01:31:14,580 --> 01:31:15,680 And Mario doesn't go. 1543 01:31:15,680 --> 01:31:17,680 Yeah, I remember them before they left. 1544 01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:18,680 Nope. 1545 01:31:18,680 --> 01:31:19,680 They just were always gone. 1546 01:31:19,680 --> 01:31:23,960 Apparently, like Mario was my mom and my dad. 1547 01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:25,880 He was great. 1548 01:31:25,880 --> 01:31:28,800 I loves that, guys. 1549 01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:37,680 They did a good or they made a good choice with I will get into this in a second with 1550 01:31:37,680 --> 01:31:41,080 acting, but I think they made a good choice with the accents that they went with, where 1551 01:31:41,080 --> 01:31:43,120 it was just Queens. 1552 01:31:43,120 --> 01:31:44,120 Yes. 1553 01:31:44,120 --> 01:31:45,120 Yes. 1554 01:31:45,120 --> 01:31:47,480 Like, but again, I'm going way overboard. 1555 01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:49,800 Like Bob Hoskins did it. 1556 01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:51,680 I mean, they both did it exactly right. 1557 01:31:51,680 --> 01:31:58,080 Like I just I always again, even though I love both of them, but Bob Hoskins, like he's 1558 01:31:58,080 --> 01:32:01,080 frickin guy from Roger Rabbit. 1559 01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:02,080 He's me. 1560 01:32:02,080 --> 01:32:04,800 He's he's I love Bob Hoskins. 1561 01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:05,800 Shme. 1562 01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:06,800 He was. 1563 01:32:06,800 --> 01:32:07,800 Yeah. 1564 01:32:07,800 --> 01:32:08,800 Oh, and from hook. 1565 01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:09,800 Yes. 1566 01:32:09,800 --> 01:32:10,800 Oh, that was him. 1567 01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:11,800 Shme is me. 1568 01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:12,800 Yeah. 1569 01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:13,800 Oh, shit. 1570 01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:14,800 I didn't know that. 1571 01:32:14,800 --> 01:32:22,200 There I love I love some Bobby. 1572 01:32:22,200 --> 01:32:23,200 Awesome. 1573 01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:24,800 So, yeah, it's great. 1574 01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:27,120 I mean, I love John Leguizamo again. 1575 01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:28,680 I think I was telling I don't. 1576 01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:32,120 Yeah, I was telling you beforehand, Caleb, like John Leguizamo. 1577 01:32:32,120 --> 01:32:33,640 I love that dude. 1578 01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:36,120 Like this was probably the first movie I saw him in. 1579 01:32:36,120 --> 01:32:43,280 And I was immediately on board with John Leguizamo 100 percent and have been ever since. 1580 01:32:43,280 --> 01:32:45,760 Sad you couldn't make it on the show, John. 1581 01:32:45,760 --> 01:32:46,760 Love you. 1582 01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:47,760 I know you're listening. 1583 01:32:47,760 --> 01:32:49,720 I'm a very big fan. 1584 01:32:49,720 --> 01:32:53,960 Please be in the new Spawn movie if they make one. 1585 01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:57,560 Dude, I stand by. 1586 01:32:57,560 --> 01:33:00,400 He would have made a really good Luigi. 1587 01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:02,560 Oh, you mean like currently? 1588 01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:03,560 Yeah. 1589 01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:04,560 Yeah. 1590 01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:07,840 Listen, I get him to voice Mario. 1591 01:33:07,840 --> 01:33:09,920 Like what the hell is up with Friggin Chris Pratt? 1592 01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:12,080 I'm supporting Charlie Day all day. 1593 01:33:12,080 --> 01:33:17,120 And I at least OK, get rid of Chris Pratt and then throw in John Leguizamo. 1594 01:33:17,120 --> 01:33:24,840 Listen, this is the one thing about this new movie that I'm like, please don't don't don't 1595 01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:29,800 oversell this because did you guys do the thing where you can like call they had like 1596 01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:35,660 on their on the Super Bowl thing you could call and then you could get or you would text 1597 01:33:35,660 --> 01:33:39,920 something and then the text would give you a number that you could call and the call 1598 01:33:39,920 --> 01:33:45,360 would lead to a voicemail that would send you to a website and so on and so on. 1599 01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:47,680 Did you guys know or do any of that? 1600 01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:51,080 No, it sounds like way too many hoops to do. 1601 01:33:51,080 --> 01:33:55,900 So my nephew who has nothing but time did all that. 1602 01:33:55,900 --> 01:34:02,480 And on the voicemail, whenever you call the number, it's Charlie Day's Luigi doing the 1603 01:34:02,480 --> 01:34:03,840 like outgoing message. 1604 01:34:03,840 --> 01:34:05,960 Hey, we're not here right now. 1605 01:34:05,960 --> 01:34:10,320 But blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and he does a joke that makes me laugh because I love 1606 01:34:10,320 --> 01:34:11,320 dad jokes. 1607 01:34:11,320 --> 01:34:13,680 But I'm like, I don't know. 1608 01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:18,560 But at the end, he's like, and we don't hear at the Super Mario Brothers plumbing. 1609 01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:19,960 We don't say let's stop. 1610 01:34:19,960 --> 01:34:21,600 We say let's go. 1611 01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:22,600 Come on. 1612 01:34:22,600 --> 01:34:23,600 Oh, my God. 1613 01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:29,680 You might have just convinced me to call that number. 1614 01:34:29,680 --> 01:34:36,760 Listen, if you if you are have the gumption inside of you, insert that that audio right 1615 01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:37,760 here. 1616 01:34:37,760 --> 01:34:40,840 Oh, man, that was good. 1617 01:34:40,840 --> 01:34:41,840 I loved it. 1618 01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:42,840 Oh, man. 1619 01:34:42,840 --> 01:34:47,240 What a great what a great thing Charlie Day did or terrible. 1620 01:34:47,240 --> 01:34:48,240 I don't know. 1621 01:34:48,240 --> 01:34:49,240 I can't remember. 1622 01:34:49,240 --> 01:34:50,240 Anyway. 1623 01:34:50,240 --> 01:34:59,560 Oh, yeah, I think they really should have done like thrown in a John Leguizamo as as 1624 01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:00,560 Mario. 1625 01:35:00,560 --> 01:35:02,400 He definitely listen to me. 1626 01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:05,600 He should have been included for sure. 1627 01:35:05,600 --> 01:35:09,880 I still think it's a travesty to not have because I know what's going to happen. 1628 01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:14,960 The guy that voices Mario and Luigi and everybody now that he's going to be he's going to voice 1629 01:35:14,960 --> 01:35:19,800 something but it's going to make everybody mad because it's going to be like, hey, look, 1630 01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:24,200 there's ancient Mario and he's going to fall down a pit or something. 1631 01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:27,560 And everyone's going to go, wait, was that how they used him? 1632 01:35:27,560 --> 01:35:31,920 And they got Chris let's go Pratt to do actual Mario. 1633 01:35:31,920 --> 01:35:35,000 What are we doing? 1634 01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:36,200 It shouldn't be Chris Pratt. 1635 01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:37,200 I'm sorry. 1636 01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:38,200 I love Chris Pratt. 1637 01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:41,440 I want to be friends with him in real life, but it should not have been Chris Pratt to 1638 01:35:41,440 --> 01:35:42,440 be the voice. 1639 01:35:42,440 --> 01:35:43,440 Absolutely not. 1640 01:35:43,440 --> 01:35:47,080 And I like Chris Pratt, too. 1641 01:35:47,080 --> 01:35:53,160 But for Mario, that's that's a big no go. 1642 01:35:53,160 --> 01:35:59,520 That's a big let's know. 1643 01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:10,000 Goes over my personal grade is beep and so long deuces were out. 1644 01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:14,160 So for writing, like I said, I'm significantly lower. 1645 01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:19,680 Like I think I'm a full 10 points difference from right. 1646 01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:20,680 I think I'm 68. 1647 01:36:20,680 --> 01:36:24,920 You know, I think I'm going to mash Caleb. 1648 01:36:24,920 --> 01:36:29,680 I'm going to just just for the fact that I I did enjoy some of the dumb humor. 1649 01:36:29,680 --> 01:36:31,680 I'm going to go 70. 1650 01:36:31,680 --> 01:36:33,600 Fair enough. 1651 01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:37,840 Can I just say I know I didn't really talk about the writing, but there's one part where 1652 01:36:37,840 --> 01:36:42,040 frickin Mario is like saying, you're not you don't handle the tools. 1653 01:36:42,040 --> 01:36:44,400 The tools handle you or some shit like that with the plan. 1654 01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:45,960 Like, what the hell is this? 1655 01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:46,960 That. 1656 01:36:46,960 --> 01:36:47,960 Oh, my God. 1657 01:36:47,960 --> 01:36:51,080 That was way too serious in this. 1658 01:36:51,080 --> 01:36:57,960 When when they go when she's Mario and Luigi tries to go down this way and he's like, no, 1659 01:36:57,960 --> 01:36:58,960 we got to go this way. 1660 01:36:58,960 --> 01:37:00,480 He's like, no, it's going from that way. 1661 01:37:00,480 --> 01:37:02,640 He's like, I've been working in pipes for years. 1662 01:37:02,640 --> 01:37:03,820 That's an echo. 1663 01:37:03,820 --> 01:37:04,820 We got to go this way. 1664 01:37:04,820 --> 01:37:09,800 I'm like, what a what a crazy way to say that Mario knows what he's doing. 1665 01:37:09,800 --> 01:37:13,560 He's like, I if I know anything, I know the way pipes echo. 1666 01:37:13,560 --> 01:37:18,240 Luigi, let's go this way. 1667 01:37:18,240 --> 01:37:22,080 Yeah, that was frickin wild. 1668 01:37:22,080 --> 01:37:24,760 All right. 1669 01:37:24,760 --> 01:37:32,360 So yes, getting into acting, we have Bob Hoskins, who played Mario Mario. 1670 01:37:32,360 --> 01:37:36,600 John Leguizamo, who plays Luigi Mario. 1671 01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:43,960 I got to say real quick, I never thought about Mario's last name until this movie. 1672 01:37:43,960 --> 01:37:45,920 Anybody did. 1673 01:37:45,920 --> 01:37:51,480 By the way, what I love is that Nintendo, this is like the frickin black sheep of Nintendo 1674 01:37:51,480 --> 01:37:56,520 that anything they've ever done, but they just leave it canon that his name is Mario 1675 01:37:56,520 --> 01:37:59,200 Mario and Luigi's name is Luigi Mario. 1676 01:37:59,200 --> 01:38:02,000 Like, I love that. 1677 01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:08,480 They take like leave it to Nintendo to frickin own up to their mistakes. 1678 01:38:08,480 --> 01:38:09,480 How dare you? 1679 01:38:09,480 --> 01:38:11,040 That is not a mistake. 1680 01:38:11,040 --> 01:38:12,400 That is Mario Mario. 1681 01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:14,680 It's the Mario Brothers. 1682 01:38:14,680 --> 01:38:17,240 It's the Mario Brothers. 1683 01:38:17,240 --> 01:38:19,320 Their parents are the ones to blame. 1684 01:38:19,320 --> 01:38:24,360 They named their kid Mario Mario. 1685 01:38:24,360 --> 01:38:25,360 Fair enough. 1686 01:38:25,360 --> 01:38:26,360 All right. 1687 01:38:26,360 --> 01:38:33,120 Getting back into this, we have Dennis Hopper, who plays King Koopa. 1688 01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:36,760 Samantha Mathis, who plays Daisy. 1689 01:38:36,760 --> 01:38:40,040 Fisher Stevens, who plays Iggy. 1690 01:38:40,040 --> 01:38:42,720 Richard Edson, who plays Spike. 1691 01:38:42,720 --> 01:38:46,560 Fiona Shaw, who plays Lena. 1692 01:38:46,560 --> 01:38:50,240 And Dana Kaminsky, who plays Daniella. 1693 01:38:50,240 --> 01:38:53,320 You forgot the most important character of them all. 1694 01:38:53,320 --> 01:38:58,920 The one who was just there through the thick and thin everywhere, every step of the way. 1695 01:38:58,920 --> 01:39:00,920 Old Mojo Nixon. 1696 01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:02,560 Oh, yeah. 1697 01:39:02,560 --> 01:39:04,320 Mojo Nixon is toad. 1698 01:39:04,320 --> 01:39:06,240 He's number one for me. 1699 01:39:06,240 --> 01:39:09,240 How dare you? 1700 01:39:09,240 --> 01:39:10,240 How dare you? 1701 01:39:10,240 --> 01:39:16,840 That man was in the film for all but 30 seconds and they were like, nope, to the Goomba chamber 1702 01:39:16,840 --> 01:39:17,840 with you. 1703 01:39:17,840 --> 01:39:22,640 And the fact that they had to call out that he was toad because no one was going to get 1704 01:39:22,640 --> 01:39:23,640 that. 1705 01:39:23,640 --> 01:39:29,080 By the way, that is that is one thing that did not hold up from when I was a kid. 1706 01:39:29,080 --> 01:39:32,080 Toad looked and sounded way cooler. 1707 01:39:32,080 --> 01:39:34,040 And that was just a dude. 1708 01:39:34,040 --> 01:39:36,820 They were just like, oh, god dang it. 1709 01:39:36,820 --> 01:39:37,960 We need someone to play. 1710 01:39:37,960 --> 01:39:39,720 Hey, you with the stupid haircut. 1711 01:39:39,720 --> 01:39:40,720 Come here real quick. 1712 01:39:40,720 --> 01:39:41,720 We need you to say a couple. 1713 01:39:41,720 --> 01:39:42,720 Can you play the guitar? 1714 01:39:42,720 --> 01:39:43,720 OK, all right. 1715 01:39:43,720 --> 01:39:48,840 We just need you to say this real quick and then we don't ever need to see you again. 1716 01:39:48,840 --> 01:39:53,480 Dude, holy shit. 1717 01:39:53,480 --> 01:39:56,400 What's that? 1718 01:39:56,400 --> 01:39:58,520 I'm not sure if everyone else is. 1719 01:39:58,520 --> 01:40:03,920 So you know how Daisy's dad turns back into a person? 1720 01:40:03,920 --> 01:40:05,680 Yes. 1721 01:40:05,680 --> 01:40:12,200 Apparently, he was just known as the King for a while. 1722 01:40:12,200 --> 01:40:17,000 But it's come out that he is his full name is King Bowser. 1723 01:40:17,000 --> 01:40:23,040 I was going to say I'm looking at IMDb right now and I'm like, son of a bitch. 1724 01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:24,760 How freaking wild is that? 1725 01:40:24,760 --> 01:40:27,240 That is really wild. 1726 01:40:27,240 --> 01:40:32,360 Can I tell you one thing I love about this movie is like the top 10 build people. 1727 01:40:32,360 --> 01:40:38,880 If you go to their IMDb page and look at their top four most known for a good portion of 1728 01:40:38,880 --> 01:40:44,160 them, it's Mario. 1729 01:40:44,160 --> 01:40:48,840 An alarming portion of them is Mario. 1730 01:40:48,840 --> 01:40:50,360 Surprisingly not Dennis Hopper, though. 1731 01:40:50,360 --> 01:40:51,920 I know it's weird. 1732 01:40:51,920 --> 01:40:54,160 Yeah, that's that's interesting. 1733 01:40:54,160 --> 01:40:56,760 What else is Dennis? 1734 01:40:56,760 --> 01:40:57,980 Dennis Hopper. 1735 01:40:57,980 --> 01:40:58,980 How dare you? 1736 01:40:58,980 --> 01:41:01,280 Dennis Hopper has been in all the things. 1737 01:41:01,280 --> 01:41:08,440 Dennis Hopper was like a staple of 90s 80s and 90s movies, I feel like for a long time. 1738 01:41:08,440 --> 01:41:15,440 He wasn't he and who was the guy who was in who was the Lex Luthor in Superman? 1739 01:41:15,440 --> 01:41:16,440 Wasn't Dennis Hopper? 1740 01:41:16,440 --> 01:41:17,440 Who was it? 1741 01:41:17,440 --> 01:41:22,160 I mean, the old school like Christopher Reeve Superman. 1742 01:41:22,160 --> 01:41:30,520 If it's Dennis Hopper, I'm leaving this podcast right now. 1743 01:41:30,520 --> 01:41:31,520 It was not. 1744 01:41:31,520 --> 01:41:32,520 It was not. 1745 01:41:32,520 --> 01:41:33,520 Wow. 1746 01:41:33,520 --> 01:41:34,720 He was in Waterworld. 1747 01:41:34,720 --> 01:41:35,720 Good for him. 1748 01:41:35,720 --> 01:41:37,680 Hell, a cyberpunk thriller. 1749 01:41:37,680 --> 01:41:40,280 That was a video game. 1750 01:41:40,280 --> 01:41:43,080 He was in Speed, of course. 1751 01:41:43,080 --> 01:41:44,080 Let's see. 1752 01:41:44,080 --> 01:41:45,800 He was in True Romance. 1753 01:41:45,800 --> 01:41:47,280 Great movie. 1754 01:41:47,280 --> 01:41:48,940 Gene Hackman. 1755 01:41:48,940 --> 01:41:51,040 Gene Hackman. 1756 01:41:51,040 --> 01:41:52,580 Gene Hackman. 1757 01:41:52,580 --> 01:41:53,580 Also great. 1758 01:41:53,580 --> 01:41:57,280 I definitely used to get those two confused as a kid, though. 1759 01:41:57,280 --> 01:41:58,280 Yeah. 1760 01:41:58,280 --> 01:41:59,280 All right. 1761 01:41:59,280 --> 01:42:02,880 What's everyone's top three? 1762 01:42:02,880 --> 01:42:11,000 Well, if you guys need time to think, I have mine. 1763 01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:12,000 Please go ahead. 1764 01:42:12,000 --> 01:42:13,000 All right. 1765 01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:23,960 My number three, I think I'm going to give to Fiona Shaw, who played Lena. 1766 01:42:23,960 --> 01:42:27,200 I think she was like the perfect level of crazy. 1767 01:42:27,200 --> 01:42:34,600 I think Dennis Hopper is like real close, like real freaking close to it. 1768 01:42:34,600 --> 01:42:40,080 It could be a coin flip, but I'm giving Fiona Shaw my number three spot because Dennis Hopper 1769 01:42:40,080 --> 01:42:42,920 played just a little too over the top for me. 1770 01:42:42,920 --> 01:42:46,960 Listen, she got unintentionally one of the well, not unintentionally, but one of the 1771 01:42:46,960 --> 01:42:52,600 greatest lines at the end of the movie when she tried to put the meteorite in and got 1772 01:42:52,600 --> 01:42:58,240 flattened onto the wall and became a fossil and Luigi looks over and goes, well, she made 1773 01:42:58,240 --> 01:43:05,880 an impression and everyone goes, yeah, oh God, she made quite an impression. 1774 01:43:05,880 --> 01:43:08,640 Hey, we did it. 1775 01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:10,440 Yeah. 1776 01:43:10,440 --> 01:43:16,320 So she's my number three, even though she stabbed Yoshi. 1777 01:43:16,320 --> 01:43:20,080 That was by the way, everyone in the house said, what are you? 1778 01:43:20,080 --> 01:43:21,080 What? 1779 01:43:21,080 --> 01:43:23,200 You don't stab Yoshi. 1780 01:43:23,200 --> 01:43:26,160 You do a lot of things, but you don't stab Yoshi. 1781 01:43:26,160 --> 01:43:32,320 Dude, I forgot that they actually had like Yoshi use his tongue. 1782 01:43:32,320 --> 01:43:33,320 Me too. 1783 01:43:33,320 --> 01:43:37,360 Listen, we'll get into it in effects. 1784 01:43:37,360 --> 01:43:38,360 Yeah. 1785 01:43:38,360 --> 01:43:47,280 So yeah, my number two, I'm going to give to Bob Hoskins as Mario Mario. 1786 01:43:47,280 --> 01:43:55,920 He did an amazing job portraying this character in a live action depiction. 1787 01:43:55,920 --> 01:43:58,920 I think he did the best that he could with what he was given. 1788 01:43:58,920 --> 01:44:05,800 And if there's anything that can be said about this movie, it's that Bob Hoskins and John 1789 01:44:05,800 --> 01:44:11,720 Lingwizama, who spoiler alerts my number one, they are not the reason this movie sucks. 1790 01:44:11,720 --> 01:44:14,480 No, absolutely not. 1791 01:44:14,480 --> 01:44:15,480 True. 1792 01:44:15,480 --> 01:44:19,400 So yeah, that's what my top three looks like. 1793 01:44:19,400 --> 01:44:20,880 Very nice. 1794 01:44:20,880 --> 01:44:24,440 What do you think, Rose? 1795 01:44:24,440 --> 01:44:28,080 For me, number three, I'm going to give to Dennis Hopper. 1796 01:44:28,080 --> 01:44:32,080 I completely see where Caleb's coming from, where he says he was a little too crazy for 1797 01:44:32,080 --> 01:44:35,080 him, but he was like just the right amount of- 1798 01:44:35,080 --> 01:44:40,240 So I enjoyed his performance as the villain, especially the whole monkey line. 1799 01:44:40,240 --> 01:44:44,740 That was just so perfect. 1800 01:44:44,740 --> 01:44:47,480 Number two, I'm going to actually flip flop with Caleb. 1801 01:44:47,480 --> 01:44:51,240 I'm giving to the John Lingwizama. 1802 01:44:51,240 --> 01:44:58,040 And the biggest reason why is to me, just because Luigi has always been my favorite 1803 01:44:58,040 --> 01:45:05,360 Mario character, in a lot of aspects, this doesn't feel like Luigi. 1804 01:45:05,360 --> 01:45:11,280 I'm sorry to say, John Lingwizama definitely made it his own, which I appreciated. 1805 01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:16,480 But I don't know, he's not scared like Luigi. 1806 01:45:16,480 --> 01:45:23,960 I'm sorry, it didn't feel like Luigi in parts to me, but his acting was great. 1807 01:45:23,960 --> 01:45:27,280 I really enjoyed his performance. 1808 01:45:27,280 --> 01:45:31,920 So then number one, I would give to Bob Hoskins, because yeah, I loved his portrayal as Mario. 1809 01:45:31,920 --> 01:45:32,920 He was great. 1810 01:45:32,920 --> 01:45:36,800 They couldn't have picked anybody else better to play Mario. 1811 01:45:36,800 --> 01:45:41,480 Yeah, I got nothing but good things to say about Bob Hoskins. 1812 01:45:41,480 --> 01:45:46,640 I will also bring up with John Lingwizama, why the hell didn't he have a mustache? 1813 01:45:46,640 --> 01:45:49,040 Come on, they're both supposed to have a mustache. 1814 01:45:49,040 --> 01:45:50,920 Look at that beautiful baby face. 1815 01:45:50,920 --> 01:45:53,560 You can't put a mustache on that. 1816 01:45:53,560 --> 01:45:56,720 Like hell I can't. 1817 01:45:56,720 --> 01:45:58,920 Maybe he can't put a mustache on that. 1818 01:45:58,920 --> 01:46:03,520 I was going to say, also it might be some kind of, I'm sure it's some kind of Henry 1819 01:46:03,520 --> 01:46:07,920 Cavill, he was on another movie situation. 1820 01:46:07,920 --> 01:46:12,800 Alright, if that is the case, okay, I'll allow it. 1821 01:46:12,800 --> 01:46:15,520 So yeah, that's my top three. 1822 01:46:15,520 --> 01:46:22,640 Has John Lingwizama ever had like, I thought he had some facial hair in the menu? 1823 01:46:22,640 --> 01:46:24,040 I'm sure he has. 1824 01:46:24,040 --> 01:46:27,160 He probably had some when he was not being Bruno. 1825 01:46:27,160 --> 01:46:36,120 Yeah, I just, because I was sworn he had it in the menu, but I can't seem to see him with 1826 01:46:36,120 --> 01:46:37,120 facial hair. 1827 01:46:37,120 --> 01:46:40,480 Wait, was he in that movie with Santa Claus? 1828 01:46:40,480 --> 01:46:41,960 What was that movie? 1829 01:46:41,960 --> 01:46:42,960 Violent Night? 1830 01:46:42,960 --> 01:46:43,960 Violent Night. 1831 01:46:43,960 --> 01:46:45,480 Was he in that movie? 1832 01:46:45,480 --> 01:46:46,480 Yep. 1833 01:46:46,480 --> 01:46:47,480 He was. 1834 01:46:47,480 --> 01:46:49,440 Oh, because I'm looking at, oh, I'm an idiot. 1835 01:46:49,440 --> 01:46:54,240 Yeah, they're, god dang, that dude has 11 upcoming projects. 1836 01:46:54,240 --> 01:46:56,080 Damn. 1837 01:46:56,080 --> 01:47:02,520 The Power, Waco, The Aftermath, Hypno, Tin Soldier, The Green Veil, The Adventures of 1838 01:47:02,520 --> 01:47:08,840 Drunky, Samola's First Lady, The Godmother, a word I can't, surely cannot say, The Devil's 1839 01:47:08,840 --> 01:47:11,880 Angel, Love You Forever, Don Adel. 1840 01:47:11,880 --> 01:47:12,880 Alright, relax. 1841 01:47:12,880 --> 01:47:19,840 Okay, it must have been an age thing, because like, I'm seeing him in, what's it called? 1842 01:47:19,840 --> 01:47:27,160 The Infiltrator, and he has a freaking killer Mario-esque mustache. 1843 01:47:27,160 --> 01:47:32,720 But everything else, there's some where it's not a super great mustache, but. 1844 01:47:32,720 --> 01:47:37,280 By the way, how old do you think he was, unless you already know, how old do you think he 1845 01:47:37,280 --> 01:47:38,280 was in this movie? 1846 01:47:38,280 --> 01:47:39,840 Ooh, that's a good question. 1847 01:47:39,840 --> 01:47:41,400 I just guess. 1848 01:47:41,400 --> 01:47:42,480 I don't know. 1849 01:47:42,480 --> 01:47:43,480 Just guess. 1850 01:47:43,480 --> 01:47:44,480 Okay. 1851 01:47:44,480 --> 01:47:49,540 I would say late teens, early twenties. 1852 01:47:49,540 --> 01:47:50,540 He was 33. 1853 01:47:50,540 --> 01:47:51,540 33? 1854 01:47:51,540 --> 01:47:54,640 He was born in 1960. 1855 01:47:54,640 --> 01:47:57,360 Because that's what I thought too, up until right now, I was like, wait, what do you mean 1856 01:47:57,360 --> 01:47:59,240 he was born in 1960? 1857 01:47:59,240 --> 01:48:00,240 Damn. 1858 01:48:00,240 --> 01:48:05,180 Dude, what the hell? 1859 01:48:05,180 --> 01:48:09,880 So kudos to John Leguizamo, Latin, don't crack. 1860 01:48:09,880 --> 01:48:12,320 Doesn't quite have the same ring to it. 1861 01:48:12,320 --> 01:48:14,960 He looks amazing for his age. 1862 01:48:14,960 --> 01:48:15,960 Yeah. 1863 01:48:15,960 --> 01:48:16,960 That's wild. 1864 01:48:16,960 --> 01:48:22,960 What's your top three, DJ? 1865 01:48:22,960 --> 01:48:28,200 So I need to give some honorable mentions, okay? 1866 01:48:28,200 --> 01:48:30,360 And they go in this order. 1867 01:48:30,360 --> 01:48:35,560 Spike and Iggy, they're on the same level. 1868 01:48:35,560 --> 01:48:37,520 I listen. 1869 01:48:37,520 --> 01:48:38,680 I get it. 1870 01:48:38,680 --> 01:48:43,420 But also, they did exactly what they were contracted to do perfectly. 1871 01:48:43,420 --> 01:48:48,360 Thank you Fisher Stevens and Richard Edson. 1872 01:48:48,360 --> 01:48:50,640 Samantha Mathis as Daisy. 1873 01:48:50,640 --> 01:48:52,880 Listen to me. 1874 01:48:52,880 --> 01:48:56,760 That lady is never going to get the credit that she deserves, so I'm just going to give 1875 01:48:56,760 --> 01:49:00,480 it to her now in the form of an honorable mention. 1876 01:49:00,480 --> 01:49:02,440 She was also in a movie called Broken Arrow. 1877 01:49:02,440 --> 01:49:04,480 You guys have not seen that movie. 1878 01:49:04,480 --> 01:49:10,240 I remember it being good, but it surely isn't. 1879 01:49:10,240 --> 01:49:15,280 According to the guy who responded on Instagram, she is no longer acting. 1880 01:49:15,280 --> 01:49:17,080 Oh, that's not true. 1881 01:49:17,080 --> 01:49:18,960 She has a freaking... 1882 01:49:18,960 --> 01:49:21,960 She's going to be in something in 2023. 1883 01:49:21,960 --> 01:49:23,480 Yeah. 1884 01:49:23,480 --> 01:49:24,840 She's in something now. 1885 01:49:24,840 --> 01:49:27,800 12 desperate hours. 1886 01:49:27,800 --> 01:49:29,760 She was in billions. 1887 01:49:29,760 --> 01:49:32,240 She did three episodes of Law and Order. 1888 01:49:32,240 --> 01:49:34,040 Hey, nobody does three. 1889 01:49:34,040 --> 01:49:35,040 She's definitely... 1890 01:49:35,040 --> 01:49:36,040 Anyway. 1891 01:49:36,040 --> 01:49:39,640 And then my final honorable mention is Fiona Shaw. 1892 01:49:39,640 --> 01:49:40,640 I... 1893 01:49:40,640 --> 01:49:41,840 It was... 1894 01:49:41,840 --> 01:49:49,000 Much like you, I was like, ah, I don't know if she's going to be in the top three or not, 1895 01:49:49,000 --> 01:49:50,000 but the real... 1896 01:49:50,000 --> 01:49:54,080 The true top three is Dennis Hopper at number three. 1897 01:49:54,080 --> 01:50:02,480 As much as it pains me, Bob Hoskins is number two and Luigi Mario is number one. 1898 01:50:02,480 --> 01:50:08,440 Because I feel like my personal grade is Bob Hoskins always gets number one. 1899 01:50:08,440 --> 01:50:10,680 But I mean, he honestly... 1900 01:50:10,680 --> 01:50:12,160 I loved him in this movie. 1901 01:50:12,160 --> 01:50:14,600 He just didn't do a whole lot, which is not... 1902 01:50:14,600 --> 01:50:16,880 I'm not knocking against him for that. 1903 01:50:16,880 --> 01:50:21,240 It's just like this was kind of Luigi's movie. 1904 01:50:21,240 --> 01:50:24,200 It was absolutely Luigi's movie. 1905 01:50:24,200 --> 01:50:27,120 Your nephew hit it right on the head with that one. 1906 01:50:27,120 --> 01:50:28,120 Yeah. 1907 01:50:28,120 --> 01:50:29,120 All right. 1908 01:50:29,120 --> 01:50:38,320 Yeah, so my acting score, if it were just Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo. 1909 01:50:38,320 --> 01:50:44,800 Like, just them, I think I'd be around an 81, 82. 1910 01:50:44,800 --> 01:50:47,520 I had a really decent time with their performance. 1911 01:50:47,520 --> 01:50:51,560 I do think it was... 1912 01:50:51,560 --> 01:50:56,180 There's a lot of 90s movies that I can't watch because of how cheesy the acting is, and it's 1913 01:50:56,180 --> 01:50:59,280 mostly coming from the main people. 1914 01:50:59,280 --> 01:51:05,760 I think they were able to pull off their roles amazingly well. 1915 01:51:05,760 --> 01:51:08,120 So that's why I'd give them so high. 1916 01:51:08,120 --> 01:51:12,280 I had to take into consideration everyone. 1917 01:51:12,280 --> 01:51:17,520 So I think I'm going to be at like a 76. 1918 01:51:17,520 --> 01:51:21,640 What are you thinking, Rose? 1919 01:51:21,640 --> 01:51:31,160 I'm actually higher than Caleb just because, yeah, I'm putting in Hoskins and Leguizamo. 1920 01:51:31,160 --> 01:51:38,760 But for how much Dennis Hopper really amped up his performance and just sold it so well 1921 01:51:38,760 --> 01:51:41,760 to me, I'm going to go an 80. 1922 01:51:41,760 --> 01:51:42,760 Yeah. 1923 01:51:42,760 --> 01:51:51,120 Yeah, I'm going 80 as well because I think that those three, and I would include what's 1924 01:51:51,120 --> 01:52:01,680 some call Harry Potter's aunt, and they were all, the rumor is no one was enjoying themselves 1925 01:52:01,680 --> 01:52:04,720 and they were all just drunk all the time doing this movie. 1926 01:52:04,720 --> 01:52:06,760 It's true. 1927 01:52:06,760 --> 01:52:08,520 The fact that they just... 1928 01:52:08,520 --> 01:52:12,380 This was their kind of like, whatever, this isn't going to be anything anyway. 1929 01:52:12,380 --> 01:52:14,840 We're just out here and we're just going to act. 1930 01:52:14,840 --> 01:52:22,000 We're going to turn our acting chops up to fricking 11 and just ham it up as best we 1931 01:52:22,000 --> 01:52:23,000 can. 1932 01:52:23,000 --> 01:52:25,000 But that's the thing. 1933 01:52:25,000 --> 01:52:30,880 Dennis Hopper and Harry Potter's aunt, I feel like they dialed it up to 11, but it's still, 1934 01:52:30,880 --> 01:52:38,200 even though I know, again, they weren't enjoying it and they were drunk, I feel like Bob Hoskins 1935 01:52:38,200 --> 01:52:42,120 and John Leguizamo took it relatively seriously. 1936 01:52:42,120 --> 01:52:48,440 They played it pretty straight, as straight as that character could be, I guess, in that 1937 01:52:48,440 --> 01:52:51,120 kind of a movie. 1938 01:52:51,120 --> 01:52:52,680 I don't know. 1939 01:52:52,680 --> 01:52:55,280 Bob Hoskins especially, he reminded me... 1940 01:52:55,280 --> 01:53:00,200 You could almost make the same argument of he did as good in that movie for the same 1941 01:53:00,200 --> 01:53:04,840 reasons why Michael Caine did good in The Christmas Carol. 1942 01:53:04,840 --> 01:53:07,640 He's treating the Muppets like they're real people. 1943 01:53:07,640 --> 01:53:10,240 Bob Hoskins is just like, whatever, man, this is a real place. 1944 01:53:10,240 --> 01:53:11,620 I'm in Dino Hatton. 1945 01:53:11,620 --> 01:53:14,920 We're going to get on some boots and I'm going to steal a rock from a lady named Bertha. 1946 01:53:14,920 --> 01:53:17,360 See you later. 1947 01:53:17,360 --> 01:53:19,880 Yeah. 1948 01:53:19,880 --> 01:53:29,600 If there's anything that I love about John Leguizamo, it's his fricking work ethic. 1949 01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:31,640 He's stated this a lot. 1950 01:53:31,640 --> 01:53:39,840 No matter what he's in, he tries to give it his all or he tries to give exactly what people 1951 01:53:39,840 --> 01:53:42,160 ask of him. 1952 01:53:42,160 --> 01:53:46,200 Have you guys seen The Pest, the movie The Pest? 1953 01:53:46,200 --> 01:53:47,720 Nope. 1954 01:53:47,720 --> 01:53:48,720 I hate to... 1955 01:53:48,720 --> 01:53:49,720 I can't... 1956 01:53:49,720 --> 01:53:50,720 You know what? 1957 01:53:50,720 --> 01:53:51,720 Never mind. 1958 01:53:51,720 --> 01:53:52,720 I didn't say anything. 1959 01:53:52,720 --> 01:53:57,960 That one might definitely be living in nostalgia world for me, but I was another John Leguizamo 1960 01:53:57,960 --> 01:54:01,520 joint that I loved. 1961 01:54:01,520 --> 01:54:08,320 He's a great actor and he's been in so much shit that you don't even think of. 1962 01:54:08,320 --> 01:54:11,480 I forgot he voiced Sid the Sloth in Ice Age. 1963 01:54:11,480 --> 01:54:12,480 Yep. 1964 01:54:12,480 --> 01:54:14,720 How'd you forget that? 1965 01:54:14,720 --> 01:54:15,720 I have no idea. 1966 01:54:15,720 --> 01:54:19,080 It's like the one role that I always remember of his. 1967 01:54:19,080 --> 01:54:20,080 Number one. 1968 01:54:20,080 --> 01:54:21,720 Dude, he was... 1969 01:54:21,720 --> 01:54:22,720 What's his face? 1970 01:54:22,720 --> 01:54:28,520 It starts with a T in Romeo and Juliet, the Leonardo DiCaprio joint. 1971 01:54:28,520 --> 01:54:31,440 God dang it, where is it? 1972 01:54:31,440 --> 01:54:32,440 You know what I'm talking about? 1973 01:54:32,440 --> 01:54:34,800 Did you guys see that movie back in the day? 1974 01:54:34,800 --> 01:54:39,800 Romeo and Juliet starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes? 1975 01:54:39,800 --> 01:54:41,600 I have not seen that one. 1976 01:54:41,600 --> 01:54:43,960 I didn't know he was in Chef. 1977 01:54:43,960 --> 01:54:45,240 I've seen Chef. 1978 01:54:45,240 --> 01:54:49,880 Yeah, he's the one that's running the food truck with Jon Favreau. 1979 01:54:49,880 --> 01:54:51,800 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1980 01:54:51,800 --> 01:54:52,800 Why? 1981 01:54:52,800 --> 01:54:58,280 In fairness, I did watch Chef on a plane, so I might have not been fully there. 1982 01:54:58,280 --> 01:54:59,280 That is a... 1983 01:54:59,280 --> 01:55:00,280 Can I tell you? 1984 01:55:00,280 --> 01:55:03,120 I watched it on a movie because I was like, this will kill the time. 1985 01:55:03,120 --> 01:55:05,720 I was like, this movie is amazing. 1986 01:55:05,720 --> 01:55:12,640 Why am I watching this on a tiny, terrible screen? 1987 01:55:12,640 --> 01:55:15,080 Did someone just make a plane noise just then? 1988 01:55:15,080 --> 01:55:16,560 Did you hear that? 1989 01:55:16,560 --> 01:55:19,560 It sounded like, ping. 1990 01:55:19,560 --> 01:55:23,040 Am I being mocked? 1991 01:55:23,040 --> 01:55:25,880 A little bit. 1992 01:55:25,880 --> 01:55:27,320 It happened again. 1993 01:55:27,320 --> 01:55:28,320 That's me, sorry. 1994 01:55:28,320 --> 01:55:32,840 Put your trays and seats in the upright position. 1995 01:55:32,840 --> 01:55:38,560 All right, next up we got character development, which for this... 1996 01:55:38,560 --> 01:55:39,560 LOL. 1997 01:55:39,560 --> 01:55:40,560 Yeah. 1998 01:55:40,560 --> 01:55:46,680 If there's anywhere that this movie falls short, it's this as well. 1999 01:55:46,680 --> 01:55:49,400 There is none. 2000 01:55:49,400 --> 01:55:51,240 What do you give it when it's neutral? 2001 01:55:51,240 --> 01:55:52,240 There is nothing. 2002 01:55:52,240 --> 01:55:58,200 Okay, so our average is 75. 2003 01:55:58,200 --> 01:56:03,560 That's an average run of the mill. 2004 01:56:03,560 --> 01:56:04,560 I'll give it a 70 then. 2005 01:56:04,560 --> 01:56:05,560 Nothing special, nothing. 2006 01:56:05,560 --> 01:56:10,580 I'll give it a 70 because there is literally... 2007 01:56:10,580 --> 01:56:13,360 He doesn't even change shirts in three weeks. 2008 01:56:13,360 --> 01:56:18,400 Yeah, he's not wrong. 2009 01:56:18,400 --> 01:56:26,280 Yeah, I feel like they could have taken this opportunity to allow Luigi to learn something. 2010 01:56:26,280 --> 01:56:33,400 If you're not one to give Mario any development, don't. 2011 01:56:33,400 --> 01:56:36,080 It's completely understandable. 2012 01:56:36,080 --> 01:56:44,240 But I think Luigi, he was young enough or portrayed young enough where it's like nothing... 2013 01:56:44,240 --> 01:56:46,560 You can mold him a little bit. 2014 01:56:46,560 --> 01:56:48,520 It would have been... 2015 01:56:48,520 --> 01:56:55,160 But where could he really have gone from where he started? 2016 01:56:55,160 --> 01:57:01,840 He was just some dude that was like, we live in this, first of all, amazing apartment that 2017 01:57:01,840 --> 01:57:07,120 they're apparently just scraping by at. 2018 01:57:07,120 --> 01:57:08,800 They're just going job to job. 2019 01:57:08,800 --> 01:57:11,400 They save a mushroom kingdom. 2020 01:57:11,400 --> 01:57:16,520 And then they're just like, all right, I guess we're back to just trying to beat out Schiapelli 2021 01:57:16,520 --> 01:57:17,520 for jobs. 2022 01:57:17,520 --> 01:57:20,480 By the way, I know we're past writing, but that just reminded me. 2023 01:57:20,480 --> 01:57:26,120 The one thing that did bother me so much at the very beginning with writing was when they're 2024 01:57:26,120 --> 01:57:28,960 like, they get the call and they're like, you need to get down here. 2025 01:57:28,960 --> 01:57:34,280 The pipes, they're bursting all over the place and they go take the shortcut and they get 2026 01:57:34,280 --> 01:57:38,000 there and they're like, Schiapelli beat us here. 2027 01:57:38,000 --> 01:57:39,560 That's not how that works. 2028 01:57:39,560 --> 01:57:41,440 They don't call two plumbers. 2029 01:57:41,440 --> 01:57:44,880 They don't call two and then go, whoever gets here first, you get the work. 2030 01:57:44,880 --> 01:57:46,360 You get the work. 2031 01:57:46,360 --> 01:57:47,720 Come on. 2032 01:57:47,720 --> 01:57:50,320 Anyway, I'm sorry. 2033 01:57:50,320 --> 01:57:57,800 I had an issue with that and the whole Mario fix in radiator issues with a water bottle. 2034 01:57:57,800 --> 01:58:00,680 Yeah, Caleb, but not let that go. 2035 01:58:00,680 --> 01:58:04,560 Yeah, I just had to fix my radiator in my car. 2036 01:58:04,560 --> 01:58:09,480 And no, there's no way in hell that you could fix that with a water bottle. 2037 01:58:09,480 --> 01:58:16,480 I mean, listen, in fairness to what he did, OK, I have definitely fixed some radiators 2038 01:58:16,480 --> 01:58:23,320 with some water out of a bottle because if you want to make it stop making crazy noises 2039 01:58:23,320 --> 01:58:29,240 very temporarily, then yeah, you can do some crazy water in the radiator stuff. 2040 01:58:29,240 --> 01:58:33,160 You're definitely making the problem worse in the long run, but it's going to sound better 2041 01:58:33,160 --> 01:58:35,080 in the short run. 2042 01:58:35,080 --> 01:58:40,320 So technically I think they weren't wrong, but there was a bigger bill they forgot to 2043 01:58:40,320 --> 01:58:43,880 tell us about where they had to buy a new van. 2044 01:58:43,880 --> 01:58:44,880 True. 2045 01:58:44,880 --> 01:58:52,720 But yeah, like I think it's around there, too. 2046 01:58:52,720 --> 01:58:54,560 Like it's below average. 2047 01:58:54,560 --> 01:58:57,280 There's not really anything to go off of. 2048 01:58:57,280 --> 01:59:03,920 It's just Luigi kind of has this hero complex and has it like maintains it through the entirety 2049 01:59:03,920 --> 01:59:04,920 of the movie. 2050 01:59:04,920 --> 01:59:09,000 It doesn't really have that challenge or anything. 2051 01:59:09,000 --> 01:59:15,680 He's just like all in for this girl that he barely met. 2052 01:59:15,680 --> 01:59:19,680 My nephew said that at the end when he was like going to kiss, but I love you. 2053 01:59:19,680 --> 01:59:24,280 I hear him whisper in the background, you just met her. 2054 01:59:24,280 --> 01:59:30,640 Dude, that's exactly what I told her. 2055 01:59:30,640 --> 01:59:35,160 Hey, maybe it secretly takes place in Utah. 2056 01:59:35,160 --> 01:59:36,160 Maybe. 2057 01:59:36,160 --> 01:59:37,160 Shit. 2058 01:59:37,160 --> 01:59:42,240 Is that his betrothed? 2059 01:59:42,240 --> 01:59:49,480 Yeah, but I'm pretty low with character development, too. 2060 01:59:49,480 --> 01:59:53,920 I think I might be same as writing 68. 2061 01:59:53,920 --> 01:59:56,320 Yeah, that's where I'm at, too. 2062 01:59:56,320 --> 01:59:58,920 I'm still holding strong at 70. 2063 01:59:58,920 --> 01:59:59,920 Fair. 2064 01:59:59,920 --> 02:00:00,920 All right. 2065 02:00:00,920 --> 02:00:01,920 Everyone's favorite one. 2066 02:00:01,920 --> 02:00:02,920 Everyone's favorite. 2067 02:00:02,920 --> 02:00:03,920 The effects. 2068 02:00:03,920 --> 02:00:07,880 Let's start this out strong. 2069 02:00:07,880 --> 02:00:08,880 35. 2070 02:00:08,880 --> 02:00:16,200 Just get the hell out of my face, sir. 2071 02:00:16,200 --> 02:00:17,200 You're wrong. 2072 02:00:17,200 --> 02:00:22,640 Okay, listen, I am not going to grade this by today's standards. 2073 02:00:22,640 --> 02:00:25,200 I'm going to grade this by 90 standards. 2074 02:00:25,200 --> 02:00:36,520 And I'm going to tell you this movie is getting a solid 90 out of me for effects because first 2075 02:00:36,520 --> 02:00:44,800 of all on the animatronics on Yoshi alone, that was way better than it deserved to be 2076 02:00:44,800 --> 02:00:47,080 for that movie. 2077 02:00:47,080 --> 02:00:52,240 I will bring up an argument that this movie came out the same year as Jurassic Park. 2078 02:00:52,240 --> 02:00:53,240 Again, they don't have- 2079 02:00:53,240 --> 02:00:55,960 I was just going to ask you to reveal that. 2080 02:00:55,960 --> 02:00:58,880 They don't have Steven Spielberg money. 2081 02:00:58,880 --> 02:00:59,880 How dare you? 2082 02:00:59,880 --> 02:01:04,600 It was just a small little scamp. 2083 02:01:04,600 --> 02:01:07,080 Had anyone even heard of a Nintendo in the 90s? 2084 02:01:07,080 --> 02:01:09,600 No, no one even knew what a Nintendo was. 2085 02:01:09,600 --> 02:01:13,640 They fricking, they're out there, little scrappy scrappersons. 2086 02:01:13,640 --> 02:01:22,800 Yeah, I, again, but Jurassic Park is weird and unfair because like everything leading 2087 02:01:22,800 --> 02:01:27,880 up to that movie, Jurassic Park, wasn't even like close to that. 2088 02:01:27,880 --> 02:01:31,640 So Jurassic Park being what it was, was like mind blowing. 2089 02:01:31,640 --> 02:01:35,800 And in fairness to what Jurassic Park was, it took a long time for anybody else to catch 2090 02:01:35,800 --> 02:01:39,520 up to that even like years and years after. 2091 02:01:39,520 --> 02:01:46,840 So I'm going to say that less Jurassic Park, that was pretty on par and maybe even like 2092 02:01:46,840 --> 02:01:52,120 ahead of its, ahead of where it should have been for most 90s movies. 2093 02:01:52,120 --> 02:01:54,600 Because damn it, son, come on, really? 2094 02:01:54,600 --> 02:02:00,800 You're going to take a damn Steven Spielberg movie and be like, hey, we've got the best 2095 02:02:00,800 --> 02:02:06,200 director in the world against Jim or whoever directed this one. 2096 02:02:06,200 --> 02:02:09,760 What do you mean Jim couldn't get all the money? 2097 02:02:09,760 --> 02:02:11,240 He couldn't get Spielberg money? 2098 02:02:11,240 --> 02:02:12,240 Why not? 2099 02:02:12,240 --> 02:02:14,240 He's got the Nintendos. 2100 02:02:14,240 --> 02:02:21,000 You know, what's really funny is that literally Jurassic Park came out like two weeks after 2101 02:02:21,000 --> 02:02:22,960 the Super Mario Bros movie. 2102 02:02:22,960 --> 02:02:27,080 That is a travesty. 2103 02:02:27,080 --> 02:02:33,200 I'm looking to see what else I'm about to look to the director has done. 2104 02:02:33,200 --> 02:02:34,200 Oh, I'm sorry. 2105 02:02:34,200 --> 02:02:37,400 I was going to say a lot of Super Mario Bros. 2106 02:02:37,400 --> 02:02:38,400 Yeah. 2107 02:02:38,400 --> 02:02:39,400 Yeah. 2108 02:02:39,400 --> 02:02:41,480 Annabelle Janko and Rocky Martin. 2109 02:02:41,480 --> 02:02:44,760 Yeah, they literally only had like one movie under their belt. 2110 02:02:44,760 --> 02:02:46,720 But when they got freaking hired. 2111 02:02:46,720 --> 02:02:47,720 Okay. 2112 02:02:47,720 --> 02:02:48,720 Now listen to me. 2113 02:02:48,720 --> 02:02:49,720 Okay. 2114 02:02:49,720 --> 02:02:53,640 Maybe maybe Jurassic Park did come out in the 90s or 93. 2115 02:02:53,640 --> 02:02:55,320 But also we're back. 2116 02:02:55,320 --> 02:02:57,400 A dinosaur story came out. 2117 02:02:57,400 --> 02:03:05,040 Coneheads pre hysteria, a movie that absolutely was worse than the Super Mario Bros. 2118 02:03:05,040 --> 02:03:07,600 Mighty Morphin's Power Ranger movie falling down. 2119 02:03:07,600 --> 02:03:08,600 Great movie. 2120 02:03:08,600 --> 02:03:10,280 If you haven't seen it, see it. 2121 02:03:10,280 --> 02:03:11,280 Let's see. 2122 02:03:11,280 --> 02:03:16,600 Free Willy, The Sandlot, Demolition Man. 2123 02:03:16,600 --> 02:03:19,800 Jurassic Park. 2124 02:03:19,800 --> 02:03:22,880 Yeah, dude, The Invisible Man. 2125 02:03:22,880 --> 02:03:25,160 Like what's eating Gilbert Grape? 2126 02:03:25,160 --> 02:03:26,160 Minutes. 2127 02:03:26,160 --> 02:03:30,240 Sex and the Single Alien. 2128 02:03:30,240 --> 02:03:33,840 Searching for Bobby Fischer. 2129 02:03:33,840 --> 02:03:34,840 Body Snatchers. 2130 02:03:34,840 --> 02:03:38,440 I'm trying to look for other movies that would have like The Secret Garden. 2131 02:03:38,440 --> 02:03:39,440 Kronos. 2132 02:03:39,440 --> 02:03:40,440 Holy crap. 2133 02:03:40,440 --> 02:03:42,360 Have you guys seen Kronos? 2134 02:03:42,360 --> 02:03:45,640 Dude, don't look up anything about it. 2135 02:03:45,640 --> 02:03:50,080 Go into that movie and watch it and then see if you're as stupid as me. 2136 02:03:50,080 --> 02:03:52,880 Damn, TG. 2137 02:03:52,880 --> 02:03:58,600 Because at the end of the movie, I'm like, hey, this has a lot of parallels to something 2138 02:03:58,600 --> 02:03:59,600 else. 2139 02:03:59,600 --> 02:04:01,920 And I went and like Googled the movie and was looking at it. 2140 02:04:01,920 --> 02:04:03,320 It's like, yeah, stupid. 2141 02:04:03,320 --> 02:04:05,360 That's what it was supposed to be the whole time. 2142 02:04:05,360 --> 02:04:09,760 Why are you so dumb from watching movies? 2143 02:04:09,760 --> 02:04:10,760 Wait a minute. 2144 02:04:10,760 --> 02:04:11,760 Hold on. 2145 02:04:11,760 --> 02:04:12,760 Hold the phone. 2146 02:04:12,760 --> 02:04:16,200 Do you know what else came out in 1993? 2147 02:04:16,200 --> 02:04:19,200 No, that can't be right. 2148 02:04:19,200 --> 02:04:20,200 Roger Rabbit? 2149 02:04:20,200 --> 02:04:21,200 No, that's not right. 2150 02:04:21,200 --> 02:04:25,360 Yeah, I thought that came out later. 2151 02:04:25,360 --> 02:04:27,160 I might have come out before. 2152 02:04:27,160 --> 02:04:29,280 Yeah, 1988. 2153 02:04:29,280 --> 02:04:34,040 I think there was a short that came out in 93 that had Herman the Baby. 2154 02:04:34,040 --> 02:04:35,040 All right. 2155 02:04:35,040 --> 02:04:36,040 I'm sorry. 2156 02:04:36,040 --> 02:04:37,040 I'm sorry. 2157 02:04:37,040 --> 02:04:38,040 I whatever. 2158 02:04:38,040 --> 02:04:39,040 Diverted so hard. 2159 02:04:39,040 --> 02:04:41,120 No, you're fine. 2160 02:04:41,120 --> 02:04:44,200 So I stand by my 90. 2161 02:04:44,200 --> 02:04:46,080 I'm giving it a 90. 2162 02:04:46,080 --> 02:04:49,680 And I'm saying that less Jurassic Park. 2163 02:04:49,680 --> 02:04:54,200 If you take every other movie and put it up against Super Mario Brothers, you would say 2164 02:04:54,200 --> 02:04:59,920 like, yeah, yes, if you put it up against Jurassic Park, of course, it's like a 60. 2165 02:04:59,920 --> 02:05:03,320 But I mean, come on, son. 2166 02:05:03,320 --> 02:05:05,480 All right. 2167 02:05:05,480 --> 02:05:06,720 So we try to do that, too. 2168 02:05:06,720 --> 02:05:13,360 We try to hold it by 90 standards to the best of our ability. 2169 02:05:13,360 --> 02:05:22,160 The only effect that I will say I'm going to dock for is anything that was super obviously 2170 02:05:22,160 --> 02:05:24,200 put on a green screen. 2171 02:05:24,200 --> 02:05:27,720 And I'm talking like when they were flying through the portal and like when they had 2172 02:05:27,720 --> 02:05:29,680 just come out of the portal. 2173 02:05:29,680 --> 02:05:32,720 Like, oh, it was very obvious. 2174 02:05:32,720 --> 02:05:37,080 Yeah, when Bob Hoskins was falling into Dino World, I think I mentioned a kid of him like, 2175 02:05:37,080 --> 02:05:39,480 oh, my God, that is so 90s effect. 2176 02:05:39,480 --> 02:05:41,280 Why is he upside down? 2177 02:05:41,280 --> 02:05:44,000 Yeah, exactly. 2178 02:05:44,000 --> 02:05:49,080 I will say a pretty decent effect that they had. 2179 02:05:49,080 --> 02:05:54,360 What was that one that you said aged really well, Rose? 2180 02:05:54,360 --> 02:05:55,360 Was it the devolving? 2181 02:05:55,360 --> 02:05:57,360 No, not the devolving. 2182 02:05:57,360 --> 02:06:04,080 Oh, it was when they were basically or when they were merging with Earth. 2183 02:06:04,080 --> 02:06:07,960 And they were like, yeah, like they kind of looked like they were disappearing as Thanos. 2184 02:06:07,960 --> 02:06:09,960 Yeah, it actually looked pretty good. 2185 02:06:09,960 --> 02:06:12,200 I was impressed by that. 2186 02:06:12,200 --> 02:06:15,640 Yeah, especially because, I mean, they were moving and everything. 2187 02:06:15,640 --> 02:06:18,040 So that was trippy. 2188 02:06:18,040 --> 02:06:21,200 So I mean, I feel like that aged pretty well. 2189 02:06:21,200 --> 02:06:24,480 And I mean, this just kind of goes hand in hand with the effects. 2190 02:06:24,480 --> 02:06:31,440 I do think the the set design needs to be discussed here. 2191 02:06:31,440 --> 02:06:37,000 Obviously it's not no Mushroom Kingdom or anything, but it looked really fricking cool. 2192 02:06:37,000 --> 02:06:38,000 That's what I was going to say. 2193 02:06:38,000 --> 02:06:43,640 I was like, yeah, I would I was going to include that as well as like I thought I thought everything 2194 02:06:43,640 --> 02:06:48,240 looked like everywhere they were like looked awesome, like it didn't look well. 2195 02:06:48,240 --> 02:06:53,560 I mean, it looked awesome again if we were looking through the 90s lens, but it didn't 2196 02:06:53,560 --> 02:07:02,160 look like it didn't look like somebody redressed their garage to be a fricking to be a what 2197 02:07:02,160 --> 02:07:05,680 is it the the throne room for the Mushroom King? 2198 02:07:05,680 --> 02:07:10,760 Yeah, like all they did there looked really good. 2199 02:07:10,760 --> 02:07:18,640 The yeah, I mean, hell, even like the Goomba transformation, like that, I feel held up 2200 02:07:18,640 --> 02:07:20,280 pretty decent. 2201 02:07:20,280 --> 02:07:28,560 Now what they transform into didn't but the way that they transformed it like a listen. 2202 02:07:28,560 --> 02:07:29,600 No, I can't. 2203 02:07:29,600 --> 02:07:36,000 I mean, anyone listening, please call in right in beyond the show. 2204 02:07:36,000 --> 02:07:37,400 Tell us. 2205 02:07:37,400 --> 02:07:44,920 Tell me is there a further divergence than a Goomba in the video game to a Goomba in 2206 02:07:44,920 --> 02:07:45,920 the movie? 2207 02:07:45,920 --> 02:07:54,080 Like is there does anything diverge further from the source material than that? 2208 02:07:54,080 --> 02:07:56,280 A Goomba is a mushroom with feet. 2209 02:07:56,280 --> 02:07:59,680 I'm very interested if anyone can beat that. 2210 02:07:59,680 --> 02:08:01,440 I gotta see that. 2211 02:08:01,440 --> 02:08:07,400 Yeah, just because I I was gonna think I was thinking about throwing in costumes, but it's 2212 02:08:07,400 --> 02:08:08,960 not a costume. 2213 02:08:08,960 --> 02:08:13,040 The only like the only other effect that I'm thinking of that I'm going to dock for is 2214 02:08:13,040 --> 02:08:20,320 the frickin bullshit sparks and like vehicles that was future vehicles, giant sparks flying 2215 02:08:20,320 --> 02:08:21,320 out of it. 2216 02:08:21,320 --> 02:08:23,480 Like what the hell was that? 2217 02:08:23,480 --> 02:08:25,480 They use that instead of gasoline. 2218 02:08:25,480 --> 02:08:26,480 Hello. 2219 02:08:26,480 --> 02:08:29,200 They use that electric cars. 2220 02:08:29,200 --> 02:08:32,800 Freaking Dino Musk was out there freaking making Teslas. 2221 02:08:32,800 --> 02:08:38,400 Yeah, if there's anything I learned from that Dr. Parkin Steen guy on TikTok, it's that 2222 02:08:38,400 --> 02:08:41,280 sparks are wasted electricity. 2223 02:08:41,280 --> 02:08:42,280 That's hilarious. 2224 02:08:42,280 --> 02:08:47,360 If anyone knows who Dr. Parkins Dean is, I love you. 2225 02:08:47,360 --> 02:08:50,640 I love you so much. 2226 02:08:50,640 --> 02:08:56,480 Yeah, I can't any other effects that you can think of Rose. 2227 02:08:56,480 --> 02:09:03,000 No, honestly, I mean, I want to definitely go back to like the set design because I feel 2228 02:09:03,000 --> 02:09:06,920 you got to give credit to the actors for what they had to go through with that because there 2229 02:09:06,920 --> 02:09:09,720 was no AC at all in that set. 2230 02:09:09,720 --> 02:09:16,320 So when you see sweat, when you see wet or on any of the actors, that's actually moisture. 2231 02:09:16,320 --> 02:09:17,320 Thank you. 2232 02:09:17,320 --> 02:09:18,400 That's actual sweat. 2233 02:09:18,400 --> 02:09:21,040 That is all sweat. 2234 02:09:21,040 --> 02:09:25,840 I will say this too, as far as this would be, I don't know if this we're talking about 2235 02:09:25,840 --> 02:09:26,840 effects. 2236 02:09:26,840 --> 02:09:30,240 Yeah, this would be effects slash costume ish. 2237 02:09:30,240 --> 02:09:31,660 Those jump boots. 2238 02:09:31,660 --> 02:09:38,680 That was the great where the gumas was like the worst transition from game to to to big 2239 02:09:38,680 --> 02:09:39,680 screen. 2240 02:09:39,680 --> 02:09:42,800 I think that was the best way they could have done that to be like we need them to do a 2241 02:09:42,800 --> 02:09:43,800 super jump. 2242 02:09:43,800 --> 02:09:45,000 We need it to happen. 2243 02:09:45,000 --> 02:09:50,560 Let's put a fricking bullet bill into a super boot and then you can jump like a crazy person 2244 02:09:50,560 --> 02:09:51,560 across the thing. 2245 02:09:51,560 --> 02:09:59,280 I mean, the jumps were stupid looking, obviously, but the boots looked awesome. 2246 02:09:59,280 --> 02:10:02,000 Like I like the idea of it. 2247 02:10:02,000 --> 02:10:06,400 I mean, clearly it would never actually work, but like it was, I don't know. 2248 02:10:06,400 --> 02:10:08,840 I liked it. 2249 02:10:08,840 --> 02:10:11,080 They were super cool. 2250 02:10:11,080 --> 02:10:15,760 A little inconsistent about like what they could do because it did seem like they were 2251 02:10:15,760 --> 02:10:17,680 just kind of flying around. 2252 02:10:17,680 --> 02:10:23,520 Well, and also it was very inconsistent of like is one little bullet bill. 2253 02:10:23,520 --> 02:10:24,520 Is that one jump? 2254 02:10:24,520 --> 02:10:25,520 Is it many jumps? 2255 02:10:25,520 --> 02:10:28,240 I don't understand because sometimes they're like it's one. 2256 02:10:28,240 --> 02:10:31,560 Sometimes they're like you could just jump forever like Bertha. 2257 02:10:31,560 --> 02:10:33,520 So who knows? 2258 02:10:33,520 --> 02:10:34,520 Yeah. 2259 02:10:34,520 --> 02:10:36,920 The other shit there. 2260 02:10:36,920 --> 02:10:43,560 OK, there are guns that they had that were like basically just little flamethrowers. 2261 02:10:43,560 --> 02:10:44,600 That was the fireballs. 2262 02:10:44,600 --> 02:10:47,680 That was your little fire flower or fireball thing. 2263 02:10:47,680 --> 02:10:49,840 Oh, it's like 64 guns. 2264 02:10:49,840 --> 02:10:51,640 Those kind of cool. 2265 02:10:51,640 --> 02:10:54,360 No, you're talking about the evolution guns. 2266 02:10:54,360 --> 02:10:57,120 Those were the super scopes from back in the day. 2267 02:10:57,120 --> 02:10:59,160 Yeah, that's what they were. 2268 02:10:59,160 --> 02:11:01,240 Yeah, that's yeah. 2269 02:11:01,240 --> 02:11:02,240 That was a get. 2270 02:11:02,240 --> 02:11:03,240 I don't know if that would be. 2271 02:11:03,240 --> 02:11:04,240 Yeah, that wouldn't be. 2272 02:11:04,240 --> 02:11:05,240 That would be effects. 2273 02:11:05,240 --> 02:11:12,240 Yeah, dude, that was I mean, I personally because a super scope was like we definitely 2274 02:11:12,240 --> 02:11:14,200 never had a Super Nintendo. 2275 02:11:14,200 --> 02:11:19,920 But if I ever did believe in your heart, Super Scope was like you can't have a Super Nintendo 2276 02:11:19,920 --> 02:11:22,200 without a Super Scope. 2277 02:11:22,200 --> 02:11:24,280 I don't even know what you would use a Super Scope for. 2278 02:11:24,280 --> 02:11:25,280 How about that? 2279 02:11:25,280 --> 02:11:29,160 I don't even know one game that uses Super Scope, but I wanted one. 2280 02:11:29,160 --> 02:11:30,160 I wanted it so bad. 2281 02:11:30,160 --> 02:11:34,800 Are you guys talking about the thing with where that chick was playing like Duck Hunt 2282 02:11:34,800 --> 02:11:36,480 with the computer system? 2283 02:11:36,480 --> 02:11:39,840 No, that is like that is like the Zapper. 2284 02:11:39,840 --> 02:11:41,600 That is the handheld gun. 2285 02:11:41,600 --> 02:11:45,400 What Koopa had at the end, that thing that he like put on his shoulder, the actual like 2286 02:11:45,400 --> 02:11:50,960 the evolution gun, that was just like that was just like the prop master putting a bunch 2287 02:11:50,960 --> 02:11:56,960 of cool stuff on an actual like Super Scope, which was like this weird like bazooka stick 2288 02:11:56,960 --> 02:12:03,400 thing that you could have that again, I have no clue what game what you would use it for 2289 02:12:03,400 --> 02:12:04,400 anything. 2290 02:12:04,400 --> 02:12:05,400 I just wanted it. 2291 02:12:05,400 --> 02:12:06,400 I wanted it so bad. 2292 02:12:06,400 --> 02:12:08,400 I would have lost my shit if they would have been able to incorporate. 2293 02:12:08,400 --> 02:12:10,360 They might have. 2294 02:12:10,360 --> 02:12:11,360 Who knows? 2295 02:12:11,360 --> 02:12:15,120 And by the way, if they whether they did or didn't, they better do it in this new movie. 2296 02:12:15,120 --> 02:12:16,120 Yes. 2297 02:12:16,120 --> 02:12:17,120 They have to. 2298 02:12:17,120 --> 02:12:18,120 Agreed. 2299 02:12:18,120 --> 02:12:19,120 It's so bad. 2300 02:12:19,120 --> 02:12:27,080 I mean, I can't think of any other like effect that felt like bad to me. 2301 02:12:27,080 --> 02:12:30,600 Do I want one of those frickin bomb bombs? 2302 02:12:30,600 --> 02:12:32,280 The bombs were awesome. 2303 02:12:32,280 --> 02:12:33,280 Yeah. 2304 02:12:33,280 --> 02:12:35,520 The king looked awesome, too. 2305 02:12:35,520 --> 02:12:37,640 Like that. 2306 02:12:37,640 --> 02:12:41,280 What they did with him was cool because I don't know if you noticed, it looked like it was 2307 02:12:41,280 --> 02:12:43,420 supposed to be to me. 2308 02:12:43,420 --> 02:12:46,320 Maybe I was just seeing it, but it looked like it was supposed to be like one of those 2309 02:12:46,320 --> 02:12:50,400 green pipes that he was coming out of in the throne room. 2310 02:12:50,400 --> 02:12:56,000 And then even the transition from him going to giant booger to person, that transition 2311 02:12:56,000 --> 02:12:58,040 wasn't terrible. 2312 02:12:58,040 --> 02:13:03,640 Like it wasn't great, but it wasn't the worst booger to human transition I've ever seen. 2313 02:13:03,640 --> 02:13:04,640 Yeah. 2314 02:13:04,640 --> 02:13:11,400 I think what people fail to realize about this movie is like for the time or for like 2315 02:13:11,400 --> 02:13:16,880 for this, like what what you're going based off of like source material wise, like, yeah, 2316 02:13:16,880 --> 02:13:22,680 this is a complete and utter departure of whatever the hell they were going for. 2317 02:13:22,680 --> 02:13:29,640 But for what it was, it wasn't like that stuff like was great. 2318 02:13:29,640 --> 02:13:32,480 Like there are so many props from this that I would frickin love. 2319 02:13:32,480 --> 02:13:37,520 Dude, like I wanted a frickin one of those, the Mario jumpsuit. 2320 02:13:37,520 --> 02:13:38,520 Dude. 2321 02:13:38,520 --> 02:13:40,000 Dude, those. 2322 02:13:40,000 --> 02:13:46,120 Okay, I just I can't find the back of it now and I don't have it in here with me. 2323 02:13:46,120 --> 02:13:50,960 But the only I don't know how you guys were able to watch this movie, but I the only place 2324 02:13:50,960 --> 02:13:55,760 I could find it was on Amazon on DVD and I got it for like three dollars and ninety four 2325 02:13:55,760 --> 02:13:56,760 cents. 2326 02:13:56,760 --> 02:14:03,960 But on the back of the DVD case, it says something along the lines of like special effects. 2327 02:14:03,960 --> 02:14:06,000 You won't believe they're like iPod. 2328 02:14:06,000 --> 02:14:11,000 That's what it says, iPopping effects, iPopping effects. 2329 02:14:11,000 --> 02:14:13,320 That's fancy. 2330 02:14:13,320 --> 02:14:16,240 Not completely wrong definition. 2331 02:14:16,240 --> 02:14:24,120 Again, for 93 with again and again, this technically it did come out before Jurassic Park. 2332 02:14:24,120 --> 02:14:31,920 So you would not judge it with the Jurassic Park standards. 2333 02:14:31,920 --> 02:14:35,640 But no, you're right, by the way, I remember me and my brother being like, I want to be 2334 02:14:35,640 --> 02:14:39,720 Mario and Luigi for Halloween because look at that. 2335 02:14:39,720 --> 02:14:42,080 We can just have that and wear that all the time. 2336 02:14:42,080 --> 02:14:45,200 And maybe we can even get some boots, maybe some jumpy boots. 2337 02:14:45,200 --> 02:14:46,200 What about that? 2338 02:14:46,200 --> 02:14:50,720 Dude, I don't feel like those jumpy boots would have been. 2339 02:14:50,720 --> 02:14:55,160 I mean, at least looking at it from an adult perspective now, I don't think that those 2340 02:14:55,160 --> 02:14:58,440 would have been too hard to make with like some PVC. 2341 02:14:58,440 --> 02:15:00,000 Probably not. 2342 02:15:00,000 --> 02:15:01,600 Probably not. 2343 02:15:01,600 --> 02:15:02,600 I don't know. 2344 02:15:02,600 --> 02:15:05,560 Everything in the Mushroom Kingdom, I thought, looked like it was. 2345 02:15:05,560 --> 02:15:08,440 Obviously on a super small scale, but I thought it all looked cool. 2346 02:15:08,440 --> 02:15:12,240 Like I wanted to, even though there's probably nothing in there, I wanted to walk around 2347 02:15:12,240 --> 02:15:15,160 it and like, look, just see. 2348 02:15:15,160 --> 02:15:16,160 I don't know. 2349 02:15:16,160 --> 02:15:19,440 I want to go get a tattoo with the Hammer Brothers tattoo joint. 2350 02:15:19,440 --> 02:15:22,020 Yeah. 2351 02:15:22,020 --> 02:15:30,920 So gosh, if I'm not too far away from you on effects, I think I might be like an 80. 2352 02:15:30,920 --> 02:15:31,920 Rose hit me with the 50. 2353 02:15:31,920 --> 02:15:36,960 I'm going to be a little lower than you guys at an 85. 2354 02:15:36,960 --> 02:15:37,960 Still fact to the average. 2355 02:15:37,960 --> 02:15:40,960 Not going to lie, I really expected you to be in the 70s. 2356 02:15:40,960 --> 02:15:41,960 Really? 2357 02:15:41,960 --> 02:15:42,960 Okay. 2358 02:15:42,960 --> 02:15:48,080 I mean, for what it was, like in the time, like they were really good. 2359 02:15:48,080 --> 02:15:49,080 Agreed. 2360 02:15:49,080 --> 02:15:50,080 Yeah. 2361 02:15:50,080 --> 02:15:53,640 It's just the green screen, it felt very spawnish. 2362 02:15:53,640 --> 02:16:03,200 Well, and also, again, like it's like you said, I do think a lot of this holds up not, 2363 02:16:03,200 --> 02:16:08,280 you know, one for one, but like it holds up a lot better than I think a lot of other 90s 2364 02:16:08,280 --> 02:16:15,560 movies do, especially when they're doing ambitious special effects like this that again are not 2365 02:16:15,560 --> 02:16:22,240 backed up by industrial light and magic. 2366 02:16:22,240 --> 02:16:26,040 Next up we got music, which is something. 2367 02:16:26,040 --> 02:16:28,560 So this is 10. 2368 02:16:28,560 --> 02:16:30,520 It's what's what's the medium? 2369 02:16:30,520 --> 02:16:31,520 What's the median? 2370 02:16:31,520 --> 02:16:33,600 Because I'm giving it that. 2371 02:16:33,600 --> 02:16:35,520 So our middle is five. 2372 02:16:35,520 --> 02:16:38,400 Okay, it's five. 2373 02:16:38,400 --> 02:16:40,240 But listen to me, nothing. 2374 02:16:40,240 --> 02:16:41,240 Okay. 2375 02:16:41,240 --> 02:16:43,120 You know why it gets a five? 2376 02:16:43,120 --> 02:16:44,120 I take it back. 2377 02:16:44,120 --> 02:16:46,600 It gets a six because it's hilarious. 2378 02:16:46,600 --> 02:16:52,120 Did you guys notice that right when the movie ended, the song they played matched perfectly 2379 02:16:52,120 --> 02:16:54,200 to the movie you just watched? 2380 02:16:54,200 --> 02:17:00,520 Dude, seriously, you didn't notice that because that movie or that song was insanity. 2381 02:17:00,520 --> 02:17:04,040 It was like it was like some lady singing a ballad. 2382 02:17:04,040 --> 02:17:08,160 It wasn't like that was like the first credits that world was the name of that song. 2383 02:17:08,160 --> 02:17:09,160 Like it wasn't the cast. 2384 02:17:09,160 --> 02:17:14,540 It was not that it was the name of the song that was playing during the credits. 2385 02:17:14,540 --> 02:17:15,920 It was wild. 2386 02:17:15,920 --> 02:17:21,520 I was like it ended and as I had to stop myself because I'm like asking my nephew like, hey, 2387 02:17:21,520 --> 02:17:23,000 what would you think? 2388 02:17:23,000 --> 02:17:25,640 What is this song? 2389 02:17:25,640 --> 02:17:26,640 What is this? 2390 02:17:26,640 --> 02:17:28,920 Like where is this from? 2391 02:17:28,920 --> 02:17:36,480 Is this what they were listening to all the kidnapped girls were listening to as torture 2392 02:17:36,480 --> 02:17:40,640 when they were waiting to find out who was Princess Daisy. 2393 02:17:40,640 --> 02:17:46,000 Oh man. 2394 02:17:46,000 --> 02:17:49,160 But other than that, I didn't even really notice the soundtrack like at all. 2395 02:17:49,160 --> 02:17:53,880 There wasn't any like there wasn't much as far as like stings of like here's a Mario 2396 02:17:53,880 --> 02:17:59,960 sound you remember a little bit with the boots, but it was like it was like a riff on something 2397 02:17:59,960 --> 02:18:04,680 you knew it wasn't it wasn't like an actual game sound. 2398 02:18:04,680 --> 02:18:05,980 That makes sense. 2399 02:18:05,980 --> 02:18:09,100 There were actually a couple like video game sounds in there. 2400 02:18:09,100 --> 02:18:12,560 They were super, but not Mario games. 2401 02:18:12,560 --> 02:18:14,480 It was like they were Mario games. 2402 02:18:14,480 --> 02:18:15,480 I forget. 2403 02:18:15,480 --> 02:18:18,440 I'm trying to remember which sound it was because I know there was one. 2404 02:18:18,440 --> 02:18:22,840 There was a sound that sounded close whenever they click the boots together. 2405 02:18:22,840 --> 02:18:30,920 It almost sounded like not coins, but like maybe like hitting a question box or something. 2406 02:18:30,920 --> 02:18:37,920 And there but to me anyway, the everything sounded like just to the left of what what 2407 02:18:37,920 --> 02:18:39,280 was in the Mario games. 2408 02:18:39,280 --> 02:18:44,680 Like it was close, but it wasn't like every time I'm like cocking my head like that's 2409 02:18:44,680 --> 02:18:54,280 it's Mario ish it's lowercase M Mario. 2410 02:18:54,280 --> 02:18:56,320 This is a tough one. 2411 02:18:56,320 --> 02:18:58,320 What do you think Rose? 2412 02:18:58,320 --> 02:19:02,280 I'm with DJ I'm at a six like nothing really stood out to me. 2413 02:19:02,280 --> 02:19:04,960 So average level. 2414 02:19:04,960 --> 02:19:10,240 It hurts my heart to do that to this movie because I don't I have an idea of what I want 2415 02:19:10,240 --> 02:19:17,720 this movie to be grade wise and I know that is not going to do it any favors, but I can't 2416 02:19:17,720 --> 02:19:23,280 I've got a it's just wasn't I couldn't tell you one song other than the end song that 2417 02:19:23,280 --> 02:19:30,320 made no sense to the entire movie. 2418 02:19:30,320 --> 02:19:39,600 Yeah I I was at it like a pretty solid five, but with this one it's more majority rules. 2419 02:19:39,600 --> 02:19:42,840 So yeah, I'll I'll meet you guys at a six. 2420 02:19:42,840 --> 02:19:45,640 Alright next up we got costumes. 2421 02:19:45,640 --> 02:19:50,420 So this includes everyone not just freaking Mario and Luigi. 2422 02:19:50,420 --> 02:19:56,720 This is every single costume and this is where I'm docking for the freaking Goombas. 2423 02:19:56,720 --> 02:19:59,200 They what? 2424 02:19:59,200 --> 02:20:02,600 Okay, why are you docking for the Goombas? 2425 02:20:02,600 --> 02:20:08,360 I think my issue with the Goombas is just inconsistency and not really. 2426 02:20:08,360 --> 02:20:09,440 It's the heads. 2427 02:20:09,440 --> 02:20:12,520 It's like they had like one that looked straight up like a snakehead. 2428 02:20:12,520 --> 02:20:16,520 They had one that looked like a lizard head and then they had one that was like the the 2429 02:20:16,520 --> 02:20:19,680 brown Goomba heads. 2430 02:20:19,680 --> 02:20:22,300 I mean they just are supposed to be reptiles. 2431 02:20:22,300 --> 02:20:26,520 In fairness, none of them were mushrooms with feet and a face on it. 2432 02:20:26,520 --> 02:20:34,120 So they clearly diverged 100% from the source material. 2433 02:20:34,120 --> 02:20:41,920 So I don't I mean the theory is right is that they all were being devolved from what they 2434 02:20:41,920 --> 02:20:50,920 spawned out of and that was reptiles and you're not all spawning from the same weird cue ball 2435 02:20:50,920 --> 02:20:57,000 cue ball reptile that the the Toad Goomba you know and love devolved from or evolved 2436 02:20:57,000 --> 02:20:58,000 from. 2437 02:20:58,000 --> 02:20:59,000 I don't know. 2438 02:20:59,000 --> 02:21:00,000 All of this to say. 2439 02:21:00,000 --> 02:21:05,120 I think you got me there dude. 2440 02:21:05,120 --> 02:21:10,760 I want to argue but I'm like I can't. 2441 02:21:10,760 --> 02:21:15,080 That's actually a really good point. 2442 02:21:15,080 --> 02:21:18,360 I actually love the costumes in this movie. 2443 02:21:18,360 --> 02:21:24,320 Like I don't I think they all freaking swing for the fence and they make it like there 2444 02:21:24,320 --> 02:21:29,320 is nobody that's just like a I'm just I mean listen Luigi's wearing the same thing. 2445 02:21:29,320 --> 02:21:30,880 You know he's wearing the same shirt. 2446 02:21:30,880 --> 02:21:36,560 So they did get lazy but like at least it was a yin yang with flames on it. 2447 02:21:36,560 --> 02:21:41,680 They were you saying this during the show or before the show how like it was so wild 2448 02:21:41,680 --> 02:21:49,160 that they were wearing green and red in the opposite ways and then they got to their thing. 2449 02:21:49,160 --> 02:21:53,240 It was almost like what kind of movie is this is this are they the Mario Brothers yet or 2450 02:21:53,240 --> 02:21:54,360 not we don't know. 2451 02:21:54,360 --> 02:21:56,680 That's what was throwing me off. 2452 02:21:56,680 --> 02:22:02,480 It's like the whole movie Luigi is wearing like a green hoodie and then he gets put in 2453 02:22:02,480 --> 02:22:06,240 the green frickin or the red sorry red. 2454 02:22:06,240 --> 02:22:07,720 He's in a red hoodie. 2455 02:22:07,720 --> 02:22:12,540 He's wearing a frickin red pimp suit. 2456 02:22:12,540 --> 02:22:19,320 They somehow throw Mario into a frickin yellow one for whatever reason and then suddenly 2457 02:22:19,320 --> 02:22:20,320 he's in green. 2458 02:22:20,320 --> 02:22:21,980 He's playing Wario as well. 2459 02:22:21,980 --> 02:22:22,980 He's playing Wario. 2460 02:22:22,980 --> 02:22:25,600 Yeah he's playing Wario as well. 2461 02:22:25,600 --> 02:22:28,440 I don't know. 2462 02:22:28,440 --> 02:22:29,440 Wow. 2463 02:22:29,440 --> 02:22:36,920 You just I'll take it is eleven thirty one and I got to tell you you just blew my mind 2464 02:22:36,920 --> 02:22:39,920 Rose. 2465 02:22:39,920 --> 02:22:42,720 Wow. 2466 02:22:42,720 --> 02:22:52,400 Hey I put my acting up by one point. 2467 02:22:52,400 --> 02:22:56,000 Yeah I don't know like there was no like lazy costumes in this. 2468 02:22:56,000 --> 02:22:58,600 There was no like I just slapped this one on. 2469 02:22:58,600 --> 02:23:01,000 Like they I don't know. 2470 02:23:01,000 --> 02:23:05,720 Everything seemed I liked everything I saw. 2471 02:23:05,720 --> 02:23:07,080 Yeah. 2472 02:23:07,080 --> 02:23:08,480 Everyone seemed to see this. 2473 02:23:08,480 --> 02:23:13,520 Everyone seemed unique even like stupid toad like he was there for a second but I remember 2474 02:23:13,520 --> 02:23:17,480 his dumb striped shirt and his weird frickin overall thing. 2475 02:23:17,480 --> 02:23:25,440 Bertha in her frickin red devil suit like Harry Potter's aunt with her weird like by 2476 02:23:25,440 --> 02:23:27,840 the way that lady showing a lot of cleavage. 2477 02:23:27,840 --> 02:23:30,280 I was like what is happening here Harry Potter's aunt. 2478 02:23:30,280 --> 02:23:35,360 What are you what are you doing over here. 2479 02:23:35,360 --> 02:23:37,360 Yeah I don't know. 2480 02:23:37,360 --> 02:23:41,280 It was a good I liked it. 2481 02:23:41,280 --> 02:23:44,320 Yeah it was it was good. 2482 02:23:44,320 --> 02:23:49,320 And you you definitely talked me up. 2483 02:23:49,320 --> 02:23:50,320 But to what. 2484 02:23:50,320 --> 02:23:51,320 How high up. 2485 02:23:51,320 --> 02:23:55,000 Yeah how high up. 2486 02:23:55,000 --> 02:23:56,000 This one's tough. 2487 02:23:56,000 --> 02:24:06,440 I honestly with with your like reasoning behind the goombas and I always say this like it 2488 02:24:06,440 --> 02:24:13,920 like it's really easy to get a tent if you have like an iconic like good silhouette and 2489 02:24:13,920 --> 02:24:20,120 if they have anything they have a solid frickin silhouette so much so that I'm using it in 2490 02:24:20,120 --> 02:24:24,040 this episode's artwork. 2491 02:24:24,040 --> 02:24:28,600 Like I can probably pick out the goomba silhouettes too. 2492 02:24:28,600 --> 02:24:29,600 You did first. 2493 02:24:29,600 --> 02:24:31,640 By the way you for sure could. 2494 02:24:31,640 --> 02:24:33,120 Oh damn it. 2495 02:24:33,120 --> 02:24:36,280 I think I might attend. 2496 02:24:36,280 --> 02:24:37,280 Me too. 2497 02:24:37,280 --> 02:24:38,280 Me too. 2498 02:24:38,280 --> 02:24:40,240 Rose just just come on. 2499 02:24:40,240 --> 02:24:44,920 I was not that high but I was out of nine but majority. 2500 02:24:44,920 --> 02:24:49,040 Oh damn. 2501 02:24:49,040 --> 02:24:53,520 Because listen I was telling Caleb when was I telling you that I don't know when anything 2502 02:24:53,520 --> 02:24:59,800 happens anymore but the my favorite when I was a kid the best part of that movie for 2503 02:24:59,800 --> 02:25:05,400 me is when they finally make it into their frickin colors they've got their jump boots 2504 02:25:05,400 --> 02:25:09,920 on they've got the hats on and they stand up and their feet are touching just perfect 2505 02:25:09,920 --> 02:25:14,680 where they're making the M just like on the front cover and it's amazing and I'm like 2506 02:25:14,680 --> 02:25:19,520 this is a movie about Mario. 2507 02:25:19,520 --> 02:25:24,680 Like just losing my mind like it was perfect. 2508 02:25:24,680 --> 02:25:26,800 So yeah. 2509 02:25:26,800 --> 02:25:30,080 Ten. 2510 02:25:30,080 --> 02:25:32,760 Making up for music. 2511 02:25:32,760 --> 02:25:36,100 All right next up we got our own personal scores. 2512 02:25:36,100 --> 02:25:37,680 So I'll take this one first. 2513 02:25:37,680 --> 02:25:44,560 I want to hear from Rose last. 2514 02:25:44,560 --> 02:25:49,840 I didn't realize how much nostalgia I would have for this movie. 2515 02:25:49,840 --> 02:25:53,640 I did watch it when I was fairly young. 2516 02:25:53,640 --> 02:26:01,920 I think I was around 15 16 when I first saw it and it's it's a movie that's that's stuck 2517 02:26:01,920 --> 02:26:03,300 with me. 2518 02:26:03,300 --> 02:26:09,800 There's a lot of stuff in this it's just jam packed full of Easter eggs that you can like 2519 02:26:09,800 --> 02:26:13,040 pick out and it's it's fun. 2520 02:26:13,040 --> 02:26:14,040 It's a good time. 2521 02:26:14,040 --> 02:26:19,160 The story is not nearly as bad as like I ripped this movie a new ass. 2522 02:26:19,160 --> 02:26:26,000 This is I used to compare like oh is it like Super Mario when it like in terms of like 2523 02:26:26,000 --> 02:26:30,120 adaptations like is it bad as Super Mario. 2524 02:26:30,120 --> 02:26:36,120 In terms of like a one to one adaptation like yeah it's not great. 2525 02:26:36,120 --> 02:26:43,080 But for what it is and it's supposed to be just a 90s live action adaptation of Mario 2526 02:26:43,080 --> 02:26:46,400 it's not horrible. 2527 02:26:46,400 --> 02:26:49,160 It's a really fun time. 2528 02:26:49,160 --> 02:26:54,240 I had a blast watching this with Rose on Sunday. 2529 02:26:54,240 --> 02:26:56,340 It was fantastic. 2530 02:26:56,340 --> 02:27:02,600 And then yeah and there's just something about watching these like a movie like this on the 2531 02:27:02,600 --> 02:27:03,600 big screen. 2532 02:27:03,600 --> 02:27:10,640 Obviously it was a virtual reality big screen but whatever it was it was fantastic. 2533 02:27:10,640 --> 02:27:19,080 So damn my personal score I think we're gonna be given this probably an 80 by the way I 2534 02:27:19,080 --> 02:27:25,040 am sad that I missed the the virtual watch. 2535 02:27:25,040 --> 02:27:28,880 I would still like to do that at some point anyway just because at least watch some of 2536 02:27:28,880 --> 02:27:34,800 it just to see what it looks like up on the big screen. 2537 02:27:34,800 --> 02:27:40,920 But yeah this I am the same. 2538 02:27:40,920 --> 02:27:47,320 I really was like I said it earlier I was afraid I was gonna watch this movie and all 2539 02:27:47,320 --> 02:27:53,600 of the like joyous nostalgia I had for it was just gonna leak out of my eyeballs and 2540 02:27:53,600 --> 02:27:59,960 I was gonna hate this movie and I not only don't hate this movie like I love this movie 2541 02:27:59,960 --> 02:28:03,120 the same kind of way I did when I was a kid. 2542 02:28:03,120 --> 02:28:09,720 Like it is I'm shocked at how well it held up to what I thought in my brain. 2543 02:28:09,720 --> 02:28:15,040 But again like I didn't I knew what it was when I was a kid. 2544 02:28:15,040 --> 02:28:20,160 Like I saw it I wasn't like disappointed that it wasn't what I played in the video games. 2545 02:28:20,160 --> 02:28:24,680 I was just stoked to see Mario and Luigi up on the screen. 2546 02:28:24,680 --> 02:28:30,240 It didn't even matter that King Koopa wasn't a freaking turtle or whatever he is I was 2547 02:28:30,240 --> 02:28:34,840 just all of it was amazing to me. 2548 02:28:34,840 --> 02:28:44,360 And it's it made me feel good to watch this movie again and just remember all that I guess. 2549 02:28:44,360 --> 02:28:51,480 I am gonna give this movie a 95 is what I'm gonna give it. 2550 02:28:51,480 --> 02:28:57,320 I was gonna give it a 93 and you almost made me go because my gut reaction initially was 2551 02:28:57,320 --> 02:29:03,760 95 and then you said 83 and I was like maybe mine's 92 and the more I was talking about 2552 02:29:03,760 --> 02:29:11,920 it just now I'm like I love this movie it's definitely not a 100 but god dang it it's 2553 02:29:11,920 --> 02:29:16,360 right there. 2554 02:29:16,360 --> 02:29:21,520 For me I do not have the same nostalgia as these two do towards this movie. 2555 02:29:21,520 --> 02:29:26,360 Like you said this was my first time watching this movie and I will say it's not as bad 2556 02:29:26,360 --> 02:29:31,520 as I thought it was going to be I still had a very good time. 2557 02:29:31,520 --> 02:29:38,120 The way that they portray all the Mario characters that they do is very interesting. 2558 02:29:38,120 --> 02:29:45,680 I definitely feel out of character probably a lot feel out of character but that's okay. 2559 02:29:45,680 --> 02:29:47,760 Just I don't know what else to say. 2560 02:29:47,760 --> 02:29:52,120 I had a good time like the acting is pretty good special effects are pretty good. 2561 02:29:52,120 --> 02:29:58,920 It's just I don't have the nostalgia as much as Caleb and DJ do so I'm comparing this to 2562 02:29:58,920 --> 02:30:03,560 what even though I haven't seen it yet the Super Mario bro there's that we are getting 2563 02:30:03,560 --> 02:30:09,040 in the next couple weeks because that actually is staying true to the source material that's 2564 02:30:09,040 --> 02:30:14,440 really right out of a video game whereas this tries to be more gritty more dark definitely 2565 02:30:14,440 --> 02:30:19,760 tries to stray off the path of the video games which I appreciate like I'm always up for 2566 02:30:19,760 --> 02:30:27,320 new adaptations of stuff that definitely goes in an entirely different direction but it 2567 02:30:27,320 --> 02:30:32,080 I feel for me it misses more than it hits. 2568 02:30:32,080 --> 02:30:38,880 So I'm going to go I'm going to go a 77. 2569 02:30:38,880 --> 02:30:44,520 Not bad I really was bracing for the like listen I love you guys I hope I don't lose 2570 02:30:44,520 --> 02:30:46,800 any friends here 62. 2571 02:30:46,800 --> 02:30:53,240 Dude that's exactly what I thought like he's going to be in like the mid 60s with this 2572 02:30:53,240 --> 02:30:56,720 so you're actually a lot higher than I thought you were going to be Rose. 2573 02:30:56,720 --> 02:30:59,160 Listen I go ahead sorry. 2574 02:30:59,160 --> 02:31:04,800 I actually have a question would you hate me if I actually had to leave right now because 2575 02:31:04,800 --> 02:31:05,800 20 minutes. 2576 02:31:05,800 --> 02:31:06,800 20 minutes. 2577 02:31:06,800 --> 02:31:07,800 Yeah. 2578 02:31:07,800 --> 02:31:16,400 Were you getting dressed as you were giving your your final thoughts. 2579 02:31:16,400 --> 02:31:17,880 No no just I mean. 2580 02:31:17,880 --> 02:31:20,920 Is that why your camera's been off. 2581 02:31:20,920 --> 02:31:26,160 No it's fine it's fine if I'm a little late but just if it's all right with you guys. 2582 02:31:26,160 --> 02:31:27,760 You're a manager get there on time. 2583 02:31:27,760 --> 02:31:29,320 What are you doing. 2584 02:31:29,320 --> 02:31:32,960 Like Caleb are you OK if we record the recommendations tomorrow. 2585 02:31:32,960 --> 02:31:33,960 Will that be OK. 2586 02:31:33,960 --> 02:31:34,960 Yeah that's fine. 2587 02:31:34,960 --> 02:31:35,960 OK. 2588 02:31:35,960 --> 02:31:37,760 Sorry I talk so much Rose. 2589 02:31:37,760 --> 02:31:38,760 No you're fine DJ. 2590 02:31:38,760 --> 02:31:40,440 No I'm sorry that I have to go to work. 2591 02:31:40,440 --> 02:31:45,080 I have to freaking clean my wet rack and it's an all night process so it's going to be fun. 2592 02:31:45,080 --> 02:31:47,000 But what do you have to do at work. 2593 02:31:47,000 --> 02:31:50,720 Hey got him. 2594 02:31:50,720 --> 02:31:53,600 I get it. 2595 02:31:53,600 --> 02:31:54,600 That's funny. 2596 02:31:54,600 --> 02:31:55,600 All right. 2597 02:31:55,600 --> 02:31:56,600 Sorry guys. 2598 02:31:56,600 --> 02:31:59,360 Fine but I'm not telling you what what it scored. 2599 02:31:59,360 --> 02:32:00,360 OK. 2600 02:32:00,360 --> 02:32:03,960 You have to listen to this episode. 2601 02:32:03,960 --> 02:32:06,960 OK I will. 2602 02:32:06,960 --> 02:32:08,960 Spoiler alert he won't. 2603 02:32:08,960 --> 02:32:09,960 Wow. 2604 02:32:09,960 --> 02:32:10,960 Wow. 2605 02:32:10,960 --> 02:32:11,960 DJ when to call me out. 2606 02:32:11,960 --> 02:32:12,960 Thanks man. 2607 02:32:12,960 --> 02:32:16,880 Hey you gotta do you gotta do her before you leave. 2608 02:32:16,880 --> 02:32:17,880 So long. 2609 02:32:17,880 --> 02:32:18,880 Is that good. 2610 02:32:18,880 --> 02:32:19,880 Yeah that was good. 2611 02:32:19,880 --> 02:32:20,880 Were you getting tickled when you did that. 2612 02:32:20,880 --> 02:32:21,880 A little bit apparently. 2613 02:32:21,880 --> 02:32:26,880 All right. 2614 02:32:26,880 --> 02:32:31,120 Thanks guys for a great episode. 2615 02:32:31,120 --> 02:32:32,120 Goodbye Rose. 2616 02:32:32,120 --> 02:32:33,120 I love you. 2617 02:32:33,120 --> 02:32:34,120 I love you too. 2618 02:32:34,120 --> 02:32:35,120 Wow. 2619 02:32:35,120 --> 02:32:36,120 Oh he's still. 2620 02:32:36,120 --> 02:32:39,120 He was still on clean feed for a second. 2621 02:32:39,120 --> 02:32:40,120 All right. 2622 02:32:40,120 --> 02:32:41,120 Well. 2623 02:32:41,120 --> 02:32:46,120 Now that he Rose is gone we can go through the. 2624 02:32:46,120 --> 02:32:52,120 The scores for this. 2625 02:32:52,120 --> 02:32:59,120 So starting off with story not a super strong start it's sitting at a seventy seven writing 2626 02:32:59,120 --> 02:33:05,120 averaged out to a sixty eight point six yikes. 2627 02:33:05,120 --> 02:33:06,120 Yeah. 2628 02:33:06,120 --> 02:33:12,120 Acting was a little bit higher sitting at a seventy eight point six character development 2629 02:33:12,120 --> 02:33:18,120 sitting at a sixty eight point six drop down the exact same level as writing. 2630 02:33:18,120 --> 02:33:24,120 Going over to effects is sitting at an eighty seven point six. 2631 02:33:24,120 --> 02:33:32,120 The music averaged out to a six costumes was a very solid ten and our personal score averaged 2632 02:33:32,120 --> 02:33:35,120 out to an eighty five. 2633 02:33:35,120 --> 02:33:36,120 You're welcome John. 2634 02:33:36,120 --> 02:33:39,120 Johnny legs. 2635 02:33:39,120 --> 02:33:49,120 So with that the final all bros letter grade and untrained eye for Super Mario Bros. 2636 02:33:49,120 --> 02:33:54,120 And nineteen ninety three has come out to a. 2637 02:33:54,120 --> 02:33:55,120 Little. 2638 02:33:55,120 --> 02:33:56,120 Little. 2639 02:33:56,120 --> 02:33:57,120 Little. 2640 02:33:57,120 --> 02:33:58,120 Be minus. 2641 02:33:58,120 --> 02:34:02,120 Oh that is way better than I thought it was going to be. 2642 02:34:02,120 --> 02:34:04,120 Dude it. 2643 02:34:04,120 --> 02:34:07,120 Barely got this be minus. 2644 02:34:07,120 --> 02:34:14,120 Wait so do we knock out Shazam thunder of the gods or whatever. 2645 02:34:14,120 --> 02:34:19,120 Because wasn't Shazam wasn't that like right at the bottom of the fury of the gods or so 2646 02:34:19,120 --> 02:34:21,120 that was a B plus. 2647 02:34:21,120 --> 02:34:24,120 OK yeah yeah but it was at the bottom of a B plus right. 2648 02:34:24,120 --> 02:34:26,120 Yeah it was like yeah. 2649 02:34:26,120 --> 02:34:31,120 But our cut off for a B minus is 80 percent right. 2650 02:34:31,120 --> 02:34:33,120 And what we get. 2651 02:34:33,120 --> 02:34:37,120 We gave this in eighty point zero eight. 2652 02:34:37,120 --> 02:34:40,120 Wowzers. 2653 02:34:40,120 --> 02:34:42,120 Wowzers. 2654 02:34:42,120 --> 02:34:44,120 That's amazing. 2655 02:34:44,120 --> 02:34:47,120 All right listen I've been meaning to say this to you. 2656 02:34:47,120 --> 02:34:54,120 You've got to say the movies that it came under first the movies that beat it first and then 2657 02:34:54,120 --> 02:34:59,120 the movies that it beat second because the movies that it beat are going to make people so 2658 02:34:59,120 --> 02:35:06,120 much madder than the movies that it be or the beat it. 2659 02:35:06,120 --> 02:35:10,120 Yeah I'm actually going to have to pull up our C plus movies. 2660 02:35:10,120 --> 02:35:11,120 Hilarious. 2661 02:35:11,120 --> 02:35:17,120 Because it's it is our second to last. 2662 02:35:17,120 --> 02:35:20,120 See our B minus movie. 2663 02:35:20,120 --> 02:35:25,120 Wait so what came right before it was there something that got in the 80 exactly. 2664 02:35:25,120 --> 02:35:26,120 Yep. 2665 02:35:26,120 --> 02:35:31,120 And that was our wait no no no don't say it don't say yeah OK the ones that came ahead of it for 2666 02:35:31,120 --> 02:35:33,120 I'm sorry I almost screwed it all up. 2667 02:35:33,120 --> 02:35:34,120 All right. 2668 02:35:34,120 --> 02:35:37,120 So Super Mario Bros. 2669 02:35:37,120 --> 02:35:43,120 1993 like I said is sitting at an eighty point zero eight percent. 2670 02:35:43,120 --> 02:35:52,120 That puts it below Nomad land which is sitting at an eighty point one eight. 2671 02:35:52,120 --> 02:36:01,120 It is below good boys which is at an eighty point two five is below Top Gun which is at an eighty point 2672 02:36:01,120 --> 02:36:02,120 three seven. 2673 02:36:02,120 --> 02:36:05,120 Top Gun OG Top Gun or Top Gun. 2674 02:36:05,120 --> 02:36:06,120 OK. 2675 02:36:06,120 --> 02:36:12,120 It is below Dune which is at an eighty point six two. 2676 02:36:12,120 --> 02:36:15,120 Now Dune part one or old school Dune. 2677 02:36:15,120 --> 02:36:17,120 Dune part one. 2678 02:36:17,120 --> 02:36:18,120 OK. 2679 02:36:18,120 --> 02:36:25,120 And then finally it is below the Banana Splits movie which is at an eighty point nine one. 2680 02:36:25,120 --> 02:36:28,120 That movie I still want to watch so bad. 2681 02:36:28,120 --> 02:36:30,120 Yeah it's a good one. 2682 02:36:30,120 --> 02:36:32,120 I have it on Voodoo. 2683 02:36:32,120 --> 02:36:34,120 I need to watch that. 2684 02:36:34,120 --> 02:36:35,120 I need to watch that. 2685 02:36:35,120 --> 02:36:36,120 It's good. 2686 02:36:36,120 --> 02:36:38,120 I think you'll like it a lot. 2687 02:36:38,120 --> 02:36:43,120 That I mean you saw that they we must have traded this information at some point but that they 2688 02:36:43,120 --> 02:36:48,120 finally started like rolling on the AF movie. 2689 02:36:48,120 --> 02:36:49,120 Yeah. 2690 02:36:49,120 --> 02:36:51,120 Dude we're so excited. 2691 02:36:51,120 --> 02:36:53,120 I cannot wait to see that. 2692 02:36:53,120 --> 02:36:54,120 Yeah. 2693 02:36:54,120 --> 02:36:56,120 So all right. 2694 02:36:56,120 --> 02:36:59,120 And this one is just this one's just for shits and giggles. 2695 02:36:59,120 --> 02:37:00,120 Before. 2696 02:37:00,120 --> 02:37:08,120 So the movie is that's one percent above this one. 2697 02:37:08,120 --> 02:37:11,120 Like exactly is Deadpool 2. 2698 02:37:11,120 --> 02:37:13,120 Really. 2699 02:37:13,120 --> 02:37:19,120 I feel like Ryan Reynolds would be happy with this. 2700 02:37:19,120 --> 02:37:21,120 Oh. 2701 02:37:21,120 --> 02:37:22,120 All right. 2702 02:37:22,120 --> 02:37:25,120 This is the this is the greatest part. 2703 02:37:25,120 --> 02:37:26,120 I cannot wait. 2704 02:37:26,120 --> 02:37:32,120 It's sad that it took so long to get here but I'm so happy to ruin somebody's day. 2705 02:37:32,120 --> 02:37:36,120 This is going to ruin my day. 2706 02:37:36,120 --> 02:37:39,120 So go in the opposite direction. 2707 02:37:39,120 --> 02:37:42,120 This is so there I'm actually going to go a little further. 2708 02:37:42,120 --> 02:37:45,120 I usually do five above five below. 2709 02:37:45,120 --> 02:37:50,120 But I there's no way I can't do further down the list. 2710 02:37:50,120 --> 02:37:51,120 Please. 2711 02:37:51,120 --> 02:37:53,120 All right. 2712 02:37:53,120 --> 02:37:55,120 So go in the opposite direction. 2713 02:37:55,120 --> 02:38:01,120 It is above Dear Evan Hansen which is sitting at a very solid 80. 2714 02:38:01,120 --> 02:38:05,120 And that is the bottom of our B minus list. 2715 02:38:05,120 --> 02:38:09,120 Everything from here on is going to be C plus. 2716 02:38:09,120 --> 02:38:18,120 So it is also above Yes Day which is on a is a seventy nine point eight one. 2717 02:38:18,120 --> 02:38:19,120 That one's on Netflix. 2718 02:38:19,120 --> 02:38:22,120 It's a Jennifer Garner movie. 2719 02:38:22,120 --> 02:38:23,120 Oh my God. 2720 02:38:23,120 --> 02:38:27,120 Is that like a make a wish movie like you're going to die. 2721 02:38:27,120 --> 02:38:29,120 So this is your Yes Day. 2722 02:38:29,120 --> 02:38:33,120 No it's a way to get her kids to behave. 2723 02:38:33,120 --> 02:38:38,120 That's way less way less stakes. 2724 02:38:38,120 --> 02:38:39,120 Yeah. 2725 02:38:39,120 --> 02:38:40,120 Let's see. 2726 02:38:40,120 --> 02:38:47,120 It is above the crude's a new age which is a seventy nine point six eight. 2727 02:38:47,120 --> 02:38:55,120 The cage will understand it is above the remake of Aladdin which is at a seventy nine point six two. 2728 02:38:55,120 --> 02:38:58,120 That tracks. 2729 02:38:58,120 --> 02:39:04,120 Here it is above Scott Pilgrim versus the world. 2730 02:39:04,120 --> 02:39:05,120 Listen. 2731 02:39:05,120 --> 02:39:07,120 That is seventy nine point five eight. 2732 02:39:07,120 --> 02:39:08,120 Listen. 2733 02:39:08,120 --> 02:39:09,120 This doesn't count. 2734 02:39:09,120 --> 02:39:13,120 Brucker is the worst or whatever his dumb name is. 2735 02:39:13,120 --> 02:39:15,120 He can't listen. 2736 02:39:15,120 --> 02:39:16,120 I'm sorry. 2737 02:39:16,120 --> 02:39:19,120 You think you're a horror movie expert. 2738 02:39:19,120 --> 02:39:22,120 Well then why are you grading good movies. 2739 02:39:22,120 --> 02:39:23,120 OK. 2740 02:39:23,120 --> 02:39:26,120 Horror movies are trash. 2741 02:39:26,120 --> 02:39:29,120 And you're trash and you graded something terribly. 2742 02:39:29,120 --> 02:39:31,120 Brucker I hate you. 2743 02:39:31,120 --> 02:39:32,120 I hate everything about you. 2744 02:39:32,120 --> 02:39:42,120 I would love to be on your podcast talk about the last Halloween movie. 2745 02:39:42,120 --> 02:39:46,120 And so yeah that one stings a lot. 2746 02:39:46,120 --> 02:39:51,120 That one always stings anytime that one comes up because it's wrong done by a wrong person. 2747 02:39:51,120 --> 02:39:52,120 He's going to be arrested one day. 2748 02:39:52,120 --> 02:39:53,120 You know that right. 2749 02:39:53,120 --> 02:39:57,120 Like one day he's going to go to jail and then you're going to. 2750 02:39:57,120 --> 02:39:58,120 It's fine. 2751 02:39:58,120 --> 02:40:05,120 Then you can say hey he did these all these atrocities because they were atrocities whatever he did. 2752 02:40:05,120 --> 02:40:08,120 We can now regrade this movie. 2753 02:40:08,120 --> 02:40:17,120 Brucker I mean listen I'm not saying that he's a big fan of Kanye West but I'm not saying he's not a big fan. 2754 02:40:17,120 --> 02:40:20,120 Anyway. 2755 02:40:20,120 --> 02:40:21,120 All right. 2756 02:40:21,120 --> 02:40:22,120 Let's see. 2757 02:40:22,120 --> 02:40:24,120 Now one that's actually legitimate. 2758 02:40:24,120 --> 02:40:28,120 It is above Mortal Kombat 2021. 2759 02:40:28,120 --> 02:40:30,120 Yep. 2760 02:40:30,120 --> 02:40:33,120 Just sitting at a seventy nine point four nine. 2761 02:40:33,120 --> 02:40:36,120 Wait did I was I on that episode. 2762 02:40:36,120 --> 02:40:39,120 Yes you were. 2763 02:40:39,120 --> 02:40:46,120 That I I remember that movie looking cool and not being good. 2764 02:40:46,120 --> 02:40:47,120 Yeah. 2765 02:40:47,120 --> 02:40:49,120 And so yeah. 2766 02:40:49,120 --> 02:40:59,120 So and then the movie that's a full percentage below this one is actually the remake of Pinocchio. 2767 02:40:59,120 --> 02:41:01,120 Never saw it heard it was terrible. 2768 02:41:01,120 --> 02:41:03,120 Yeah you don't need to watch it. 2769 02:41:03,120 --> 02:41:06,120 Trying to see if there's any that are like. 2770 02:41:06,120 --> 02:41:10,120 Absolutely not. 2771 02:41:10,120 --> 02:41:14,120 And I'm not seeing any. 2772 02:41:14,120 --> 02:41:19,120 Like some are some big ones that are like standing out there. 2773 02:41:19,120 --> 02:41:21,120 So these are all ones that's above. 2774 02:41:21,120 --> 02:41:25,120 It's like tenacious D and the pick of destiny. 2775 02:41:25,120 --> 02:41:27,120 I mean it wasn't a good movie. 2776 02:41:27,120 --> 02:41:30,120 I love tenacious D but. 2777 02:41:30,120 --> 02:41:32,120 Let's see Venom 2. 2778 02:41:32,120 --> 02:41:35,120 I don't I was the one I fell asleep during. 2779 02:41:35,120 --> 02:41:37,120 It was the Venom 2 wasn't bad. 2780 02:41:37,120 --> 02:41:39,120 I didn't I didn't hate it. 2781 02:41:39,120 --> 02:41:41,120 What I remember of it anyway. 2782 02:41:41,120 --> 02:41:44,120 Wonder Woman 1984. 2783 02:41:44,120 --> 02:41:46,120 I will never watch that movie. 2784 02:41:46,120 --> 02:41:48,120 Thank you though. 2785 02:41:48,120 --> 02:41:50,120 The first Sam Raimi Spider-Man. 2786 02:41:50,120 --> 02:41:56,120 That one makes me feel weird. 2787 02:41:56,120 --> 02:42:00,120 It makes us feel weird too. 2788 02:42:00,120 --> 02:42:03,120 Let's see Boondock Saints. 2789 02:42:03,120 --> 02:42:10,120 Boondock Saints I feel like is one of those movies that like is for sure better in your mind than it is in real life. 2790 02:42:10,120 --> 02:42:13,120 Like no one's rewatching that movie now going yep. 2791 02:42:13,120 --> 02:42:19,120 I feel the exact same way I did when I was a child and watched it. 2792 02:42:19,120 --> 02:42:21,120 Yeah. 2793 02:42:21,120 --> 02:42:28,120 So yeah those are like the big ones that like that I would say stand out to me. 2794 02:42:28,120 --> 02:42:31,120 Going above nothing too significant. 2795 02:42:31,120 --> 02:42:34,120 I mean we have a yeah. 2796 02:42:34,120 --> 02:42:37,120 It's just kind of obvious ones. 2797 02:42:37,120 --> 02:42:41,120 Just see if there's like any that are like not. 2798 02:42:41,120 --> 02:42:43,120 Yeah I think I agree with most of these. 2799 02:42:43,120 --> 02:42:47,120 Like I feel like this has a as a decent home where it's at. 2800 02:42:47,120 --> 02:42:49,120 Yeah I mean I'm not going to lie to you. 2801 02:42:49,120 --> 02:42:56,120 I am very glad that it cracked into the B but I really expected it to be mid to low C. 2802 02:42:56,120 --> 02:43:00,120 I really it was going to pain me but I understood. 2803 02:43:00,120 --> 02:43:03,120 I came to this show knowing that it's fate. 2804 02:43:03,120 --> 02:43:09,120 But the fact that we got it to be really makes me feel good. 2805 02:43:09,120 --> 02:43:11,120 This is why I love our our system. 2806 02:43:11,120 --> 02:43:14,120 It's just it's freaking perfect. 2807 02:43:14,120 --> 02:43:17,120 And by the way I would use our own horn or anything. 2808 02:43:17,120 --> 02:43:20,120 But I like to say we came about this one honestly. 2809 02:43:20,120 --> 02:43:32,120 There might have been a movie called Love Birds that I may have been a little too excited that Kumail was in Kumail Nanjiani and may have been not 100 percent sure that I was like 2810 02:43:32,120 --> 02:43:40,120 ruining a grading system by rating everything in the 90s and 100. 2811 02:43:40,120 --> 02:43:42,120 But this one I have learned my lesson. 2812 02:43:42,120 --> 02:43:48,120 I have come here to do a good job and I think we did. 2813 02:43:48,120 --> 02:43:58,120 Yeah. So this is so we've like as of right now we have scored two hundred and twenty two movies. 2814 02:43:58,120 --> 02:44:01,120 That is a lot of damn movies. 2815 02:44:01,120 --> 02:44:04,120 Yeah. And let's see where this ranks. 2816 02:44:04,120 --> 02:44:12,120 So out of those two hundred and twenty two this ranked at number one hundred and fifty five. 2817 02:44:12,120 --> 02:44:17,120 Oh my God. What. Wait a minute. 2818 02:44:17,120 --> 02:44:25,120 So OK. So our A's that are so our A movies we only have four A movies. 2819 02:44:25,120 --> 02:44:30,120 We have a decent amount of A minus movies. 2820 02:44:30,120 --> 02:44:33,120 I think our biggest category is B plus. 2821 02:44:33,120 --> 02:44:35,120 Then we have a shit ton of B's. 2822 02:44:35,120 --> 02:44:38,120 A lot of B minuses. 2823 02:44:38,120 --> 02:44:41,120 C pluses are decent. 2824 02:44:41,120 --> 02:44:45,120 We only have a we don't have very many C movies. 2825 02:44:45,120 --> 02:44:51,120 Let's see. Yeah. We only have 15 C movies. 2826 02:44:51,120 --> 02:44:52,120 Excuse me. 2827 02:44:52,120 --> 02:45:02,120 We have 10 C minus movies for D plus to D one D minus. 2828 02:45:02,120 --> 02:45:06,120 And unfortunately that are not to D minuses. 2829 02:45:06,120 --> 02:45:12,120 And one of those D minuses is that what that any movie that we ripped apart. 2830 02:45:12,120 --> 02:45:14,120 And then we have to. 2831 02:45:14,120 --> 02:45:17,120 Yeah. We have two F's. 2832 02:45:17,120 --> 02:45:20,120 What are the two F's. 2833 02:45:20,120 --> 02:45:22,120 Food Fight. 2834 02:45:22,120 --> 02:45:24,120 I disagree. But go ahead. 2835 02:45:24,120 --> 02:45:27,120 Dude. Have you seen that movie. 2836 02:45:27,120 --> 02:45:31,120 It's a waking nightmare and I think it should be treated as such. 2837 02:45:31,120 --> 02:45:34,120 And it does not deserve an F. OK. 2838 02:45:34,120 --> 02:45:39,120 Listen you can tell I haven't even seen the entirety of a food fight. 2839 02:45:39,120 --> 02:45:40,120 And let me tell you something. 2840 02:45:40,120 --> 02:45:46,120 There is nobody that hasn't seen food fight is like the room of animated movies. 2841 02:45:46,120 --> 02:45:52,120 You can't it's it laps back around to like higher on the list. 2842 02:45:52,120 --> 02:45:54,120 It is not going to be enough. 2843 02:45:54,120 --> 02:45:56,120 It does. You're wrong. You're wrong. 2844 02:45:56,120 --> 02:45:59,120 Out of your fricking mind. 2845 02:45:59,120 --> 02:46:04,120 You're going to tell me that is not room levels of insanity in that movie. 2846 02:46:04,120 --> 02:46:06,120 Yeah. But I like. 2847 02:46:06,120 --> 02:46:07,120 Yeah. But that's all you need. 2848 02:46:07,120 --> 02:46:09,120 It's self absurd. Yes. 2849 02:46:09,120 --> 02:46:13,120 But it doesn't back around to good. 2850 02:46:13,120 --> 02:46:18,120 Neither does neither does the room. But people still have lapped it back around to good. 2851 02:46:18,120 --> 02:46:21,120 Even though it's like bad good. 2852 02:46:21,120 --> 02:46:23,120 Food Fight is animated the room. 2853 02:46:23,120 --> 02:46:26,120 You will not sway me from this. What is your other F movie. 2854 02:46:26,120 --> 02:46:29,120 Is it also Scott Pilgrim versus the world. 2855 02:46:29,120 --> 02:46:32,120 No it's We Can Be Heroes. 2856 02:46:32,120 --> 02:46:35,120 It was that Netflix shark boy and lava girl sequel. 2857 02:46:35,120 --> 02:46:40,120 Oh my God. I was not a shark boy and lava girl person. 2858 02:46:40,120 --> 02:46:43,120 But I was sad for all of you that were. 2859 02:46:43,120 --> 02:46:45,120 Because that was nonsense. 2860 02:46:45,120 --> 02:46:48,120 Dude that was rough. 2861 02:46:48,120 --> 02:46:53,120 And so it's so food fight is sitting at a 48 percent. 2862 02:46:53,120 --> 02:46:56,120 So it like failed hard. 2863 02:46:56,120 --> 02:47:00,120 And We Can Be Heroes like got by by the skin of its teeth. 2864 02:47:00,120 --> 02:47:04,120 Like it's it's barely not a D minus. 2865 02:47:04,120 --> 02:47:07,120 I'm going to be watching Food Fight in its entirety. 2866 02:47:07,120 --> 02:47:12,120 And I'm going to start my own movie podcast where you're wrong. 2867 02:47:12,120 --> 02:47:16,120 It's going to be called Caleb and Rose are not right. 2868 02:47:16,120 --> 02:47:25,120 The podcast where I watch food fight every episode. 2869 02:47:25,120 --> 02:47:29,120 We go over the finer points of food fight. 2870 02:47:29,120 --> 02:47:33,120 Yeah. So like all of our D. 2871 02:47:33,120 --> 02:47:40,120 So our D plus to F movies we only have like 10 in that category. 2872 02:47:40,120 --> 02:47:47,120 So it's like even though it seems like it's low it's like not quite. 2873 02:47:47,120 --> 02:47:53,120 Well it seems it's like right in the middle because you said how many 222 or something like that total. 2874 02:47:53,120 --> 02:47:55,120 Yeah. Two hundred and twenty two. 2875 02:47:55,120 --> 02:47:59,120 So 10 of those are below a C minus. 2876 02:47:59,120 --> 02:48:07,120 And then the rest of them are so two hundred and twelve are a C minus and above. 2877 02:48:07,120 --> 02:48:10,120 Yeah I think that makes sense. That makes sense. 2878 02:48:10,120 --> 02:48:13,120 I didn't want it to be so low but I'll take it. 2879 02:48:13,120 --> 02:48:17,120 I'll take not I'll take not food fight. 2880 02:48:17,120 --> 02:48:21,120 Yeah. Well let's see all of our C. 2881 02:48:21,120 --> 02:48:24,120 So so our C minus or any movie with the C. 2882 02:48:24,120 --> 02:48:34,120 So that's C minus C plus we have 56 of those total anything with a B. 2883 02:48:34,120 --> 02:48:38,120 We have one hundred and fifteen. God dang it. 2884 02:48:38,120 --> 02:48:46,120 And then our A minus and up we have forty one. 2885 02:48:46,120 --> 02:48:49,120 Excuse me. Yeah. 2886 02:48:49,120 --> 02:48:55,120 This is fun. I like it a lot. 2887 02:48:55,120 --> 02:48:58,120 I agree. 2888 02:48:58,120 --> 02:49:03,120 I mean like I said it might be a little biased there but. 2889 02:49:03,120 --> 02:49:06,120 I mean kind of but I mean I don't know. 2890 02:49:06,120 --> 02:49:08,120 I'm glad you still include the personal grade. 2891 02:49:08,120 --> 02:49:17,120 And again when you're being honest and not just loving Kumail Nanjiani being in a movie. 2892 02:49:17,120 --> 02:49:19,120 I think you get the good. 2893 02:49:19,120 --> 02:49:22,120 Which one was that. That was the lovebirds. 2894 02:49:22,120 --> 02:49:24,120 The lovebirds. 2895 02:49:24,120 --> 02:49:27,120 And I'm pretty sure that scored that high. 2896 02:49:27,120 --> 02:49:36,120 It scored way higher than it should have because I was like again stoked on my boy Kumail becoming a movie star. 2897 02:49:36,120 --> 02:49:42,120 Because did we have four grades on that one because it was me and Beth and I think we graded separately. 2898 02:49:42,120 --> 02:49:44,120 I'm holding. 2899 02:49:44,120 --> 02:49:47,120 Yeah sorry. I'm trying to find it. 2900 02:49:47,120 --> 02:49:50,120 So it scored a B plus. 2901 02:49:50,120 --> 02:49:55,120 Yeah but did you separate my. 2902 02:49:55,120 --> 02:50:03,120 My grades from everybody else's because I bet you mine was like wildly higher than everybody else's. 2903 02:50:03,120 --> 02:50:06,120 I did not. 2904 02:50:06,120 --> 02:50:10,120 But I mean I'm not hating where this is at. 2905 02:50:10,120 --> 02:50:16,120 No I mean listen. So like right now this is like with like all the ones that we did after. 2906 02:50:16,120 --> 02:50:20,120 It's above the Lego movie too. 2907 02:50:20,120 --> 02:50:23,120 It's above Black Adam. 2908 02:50:23,120 --> 02:50:26,120 Spoiler alert. Captain Marvel. 2909 02:50:26,120 --> 02:50:28,120 Sing too. 2910 02:50:28,120 --> 02:50:35,120 I mean listen I thought I mean even I don't know I don't know if I would have felt the same way if my boy wasn't in it. 2911 02:50:35,120 --> 02:50:37,120 But like it was a good movie. 2912 02:50:37,120 --> 02:50:44,120 Like I remember talking about it saying it was like a good like action weird like comedy romance thing. 2913 02:50:44,120 --> 02:50:47,120 So I don't know. Like again I. 2914 02:50:47,120 --> 02:50:51,120 But I think that was like the one of the first ones that we did with you guys. 2915 02:50:51,120 --> 02:50:54,120 I'm pretty sure that was the first. 2916 02:50:54,120 --> 02:50:55,120 And I. 2917 02:50:55,120 --> 02:50:56,120 Check your shirt. 2918 02:50:56,120 --> 02:50:59,120 Yeah I'll look at the back. 2919 02:50:59,120 --> 02:51:02,120 I yeah I just didn't. 2920 02:51:02,120 --> 02:51:12,120 I don't know I remember being nervous I remember being like I'm messing this up because I'm like I give it a 70 and you're like we're actually doing this one out of 10. 2921 02:51:12,120 --> 02:51:18,120 Mike oh god. 2922 02:51:18,120 --> 02:51:22,120 Yeah we haven't come up with like a good way to like. 2923 02:51:22,120 --> 02:51:26,120 Explain how we do it we're just like yeah. 2924 02:51:26,120 --> 02:51:29,120 Just join us we'll let you know. 2925 02:51:29,120 --> 02:51:32,120 Yeah pick and you'll find out. 2926 02:51:32,120 --> 02:51:34,120 Anyway. 2927 02:51:34,120 --> 02:51:38,120 Yeah so I think Super Mario has a decent home where it's at. 2928 02:51:38,120 --> 02:51:40,120 I agree. 2929 02:51:40,120 --> 02:51:42,120 Like there's nothing below it that I. 2930 02:51:42,120 --> 02:51:47,120 I disagree with and there's not very many things above it that I disagree with. 2931 02:51:47,120 --> 02:51:53,120 Well I only I only have one disagreement with any of it and that's again where Scott Pilgrim lies. 2932 02:51:53,120 --> 02:51:55,120 Yeah Scott clearly that. 2933 02:51:55,120 --> 02:52:00,120 That's the forever struggle with us. 2934 02:52:00,120 --> 02:52:11,120 Truly if you can get that guy on your show again please let me be on it because I would love to dissect what in the world that would make him be like you know what I love. 2935 02:52:11,120 --> 02:52:24,120 I love just horror trash but I hated this frickin movie clearly a see get out of my face. 2936 02:52:24,120 --> 02:52:31,120 It's all jokes but kind of kind of kind of. 2937 02:52:31,120 --> 02:52:37,120 Kind of hate you a little bit but not really. 2938 02:52:37,120 --> 02:52:39,120 We get it. 2939 02:52:39,120 --> 02:52:43,120 We absolutely can. 2940 02:52:43,120 --> 02:52:52,120 Well, already then, so that concludes this week's breakdown of Super Mario Bros 1993. 2941 02:52:52,120 --> 02:53:00,120 DJ would you like to tell everyone where they can find you and all that you do when you start doing it again. 2942 02:53:00,120 --> 02:53:10,120 Yeah, I mean, if you wherever you're listening to a podcast type in the untrained I or dragging the table, and you will hear. 2943 02:53:10,120 --> 02:53:23,120 If you listen to dragging the table you'll just hear my dumb voice talking about nonsense, or you could listen to a good show that I do with my wife called the untrained I that again has been. 2944 02:53:23,120 --> 02:53:26,120 We've been a little derelict in our duties. 2945 02:53:26,120 --> 02:53:30,120 This year, but I mean the plan is to be back. 2946 02:53:30,120 --> 02:53:41,120 We're not we're down but not out. So, you know, listen, listen, listen, it's not a it's a good show, or at least I think it's good. So what about that. 2947 02:53:41,120 --> 02:53:50,120 And, yeah, I think that's it, dragging the table, the untrained I be there or you're stupid. 2948 02:53:50,120 --> 02:54:00,120 Yeah. And we will be posting everything that DJ does in the episode description. 2949 02:54:00,120 --> 02:54:08,120 And we will be seeing you again hopefully in a couple weeks to talk about the other Super Mario movie. 2950 02:54:08,120 --> 02:54:21,120 I am excited like I know we kind of got down on it a little bit about like you know who should be voicing what, but I am I do have high hopes for this move that movie and yeah, I'm looking forward to it. 2951 02:54:21,120 --> 02:54:25,120 So you guys can look forward to that in a couple weeks, and then next week. 2952 02:54:25,120 --> 02:54:31,120 We will be talking about Dungeons and Dragons honor among thieves. 2953 02:54:31,120 --> 02:54:38,120 Vic's gonna be there whoa wow wow wow. 2954 02:54:38,120 --> 02:54:40,120 I'm into it. 2955 02:54:40,120 --> 02:54:44,120 I'll try. I'll definitely try. 2956 02:54:44,120 --> 02:54:47,120 Hey, listen Vic you won't you won't. 2957 02:54:47,120 --> 02:54:49,120 You won't do it Vic. 2958 02:54:49,120 --> 02:54:51,120 I knew you wouldn't. 2959 02:54:51,120 --> 02:54:58,120 Caleb said he could beat you up and now I kind of believe. 2960 02:54:58,120 --> 02:55:02,120 Unless you do the show. 2961 02:55:02,120 --> 02:55:09,120 All right well with that we will catch you guys next week. 2962 02:55:09,120 --> 02:55:15,120 I'm Caleb for my co host that abandoned us. 2963 02:55:15,120 --> 02:55:17,120 Rose. 2964 02:55:17,120 --> 02:55:22,120 This has been the all bros podcast and deuces. 2965 02:55:22,120 --> 02:55:32,120 Love you bye.