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What's up bros, I'm Jonathan.

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And I'm Caleb.

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We are a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews out

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there with as little bias as possible.

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Welcome to the all bros.

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This week on the podcast we got nothing for 4k spotlight, but we do have some stuff to

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talk about through the wall.

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First time in a while we just got three trailers to talk about so it's going to be fun.

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And then after that we'll be moving on to our headliner of the evening which will be

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our breakdown of Dungeons and Dragons are Among Thieves.

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So Caleb what do you say we get started?

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I say let's do it.

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Alright so starting with Through the Wall, like I said we got three trailers to talk

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about.

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Starting with the first trailer for Blue Beetle, a superhero I know jack shit about.

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I know a little bit about him and that's mostly due to me watching Young Justice on HBO.

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I want to say I saw the um, wasn't he in Smallville?

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He was.

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He was in Smallville for I think one episode.

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I did see the suit and god this one is such a huge improvement over that one.

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Well that's not fair.

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That was a really a lower budget show.

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I know I know but I'm just saying it's a very nice improvement.

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Yeah very much so.

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I really like the character of Jaime Reyes.

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I think he's, I think it's going to be exciting to have a Hispanic based character on screen

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and have him be like a major focus.

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Not saying that like Namor wasn't but it'll be interesting to see like the Hispanic family

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dynamics come into play.

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I feel like that's something that I'll be able to relate to pretty heavily and I'm just

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excited.

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I love the actor that they got to play Jaime Reyes and yeah I love the character of Blue

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Beetle as well.

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It's kind of like DC's, kind of like DC's Spider-Man if I'm trying to make a direct

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comparison but it looks really freaking good.

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Yeah I would agree like I said I know nothing about the character but the suit looks awesome,

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the cast looks great, looks like they're having a really good time especially George Lopez.

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I can't believe that he's in this but I'm loving that.

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Yeah I would say that I'm pretty much sold.

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Probably just need at least one more trailer.

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Yeah I have high hopes for this movie.

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It'll be interesting to see whether this character moves on or makes the cut into James Gunn's

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DC universe but I hope we get to see more.

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What James Gunn's DC universe?

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No not that, I just thought that since we haven't gotten an official movie in their

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universe it's interesting that all the DC movies that are coming out right now it's

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like okay who's going to make the cut?

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Is this character going to?

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Is this character going to?

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It's just interesting.

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Yeah it really is.

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It's an interesting time to be a fan of DC.

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This is true.

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Well do you have anything else you want to say about Blue Beetle?

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Not really, I think this gave us enough new stuff to look forward to.

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I'm excited to see how the hero transformation in front of the family, I found that to be

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hilarious instead of it being by himself or whatever.

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That was freaking graphic a little bit, like god damn.

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It was hilarious.

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I mean it was funny but I'm like god damn.

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I think they captured just the sheer panic of what, like the reality of that situation

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would be so well and I loved it.

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I freaking loved it and like I said I love seeing something new and seeing a hero kind

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of not have a secret identity from his family is really cool.

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That is cool, yeah.

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Yeah then you don't get to deal with his bullshit like I'm just trying to protect you, like

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It's going to be interesting to see how they handle this dynamic.

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So I'm pumped.

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Alright well moving on to the second trailer we got.

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We got our second trailer for Barbie which this movie, I do not know how to feel about

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this movie because it looks like a lot of fun.

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The jokes in it are really good but I'm just like how are you going to make a Barbie movie

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I've heard that they're taking some inspiration from like the Truman Show and it does show

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at the end of the trailer Barbie and Ken like about to enter the real world.

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it looks like a lot of fun.

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I freaking laughed my ass off when, I think it was like one of the first scenes of the

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trailer when Barbie steps out of her heels and her feet are still raised.

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I'm like that is freaking hilarious.

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I love that attention to detail.

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I have a feeling that a majority of what we saw with her being in like the Barbie world

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is going to be not a huge part of this movie.

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I want to be in the Barbie world.

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I know but I feel like she's going to travel to the real world pretty soon into the movie

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and then just kind of be like cutting back and forth between whatever she's up to and

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what whatever's going on in the Barbie world.

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I don't know how to feel about that but you know what I hardly know jack shit about Barbie.

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All I know is my sister had some when I was growing up.

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That's about all I know about Barbie.

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The only Barbie movie that I've actually, you know like those like direct to DVD ones,

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the only one that I've ever seen of that, I think it's because my sister wanted to watch

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it.

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Actually wait no I'm lying.

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Actually I was the one that wanted to watch it.

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What?

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Why?

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I don't know man.

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Because it looked interesting to me.

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It was like the only Barbie movie as a kid that caught my attention and it was Barbie

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and the Nutcracker.

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I've heard decent things about that one but still you shouldn't have been here to watch

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that.

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Yeah, I don't know what else to say.

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That's the only interactions I've had with Barbie as a child and as an adult.

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I've had no interactions with Barbie as an adult.

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But like I said, looks fun.

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I'm very interested to see like what the real plot is of this movie but the cast look like

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they're having a blast which I love to see.

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Like a cast having a good time can save a lot of stuff in a movie.

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I mean to a point.

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Yeah, there are some movies that did not happen.

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But is there anything you want to add to the Barbie movie trailer?

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Not really.

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I will say this.

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I am actually a little bit more interested in the behind the scenes of this movie than

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I am the actual movie because I want to see like just how crazy they went with the Barbie

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world and like how much of it is practical because it all looked super real.

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Yeah, no that's fair.

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Although I'm still disappointed that I don't know.

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I can't remember who said it but the Barbie world song isn't going to be in this movie.

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That's so sad.

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I'm not that upset about it.

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Wow, I can't believe you.

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How can you not love I'm a Barbie girl and a Barbie pretty easily?

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Wow.

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Wow.

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And I thought we were bros.

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Guess not.

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Yeah, I could say the same thing.

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About what?

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I said I thought we were bros.

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Oh, okay.

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So you're saying loving that song is not bro like.

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Okay, I see how it is.

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I give that song a hard time.

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I just have a particular distaste for it because it was played so frequently when I was younger.

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It just kind of like got seared in my brain and made me like really hate it.

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I will admit I don't like the voices that they choose to sing for Barbie and Ken.

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I would love it.

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I would love to hear a version that is sung by Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling.

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Yeah, but I want them to take it like super serious like not parody.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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I'd be down for that.

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Dude, why didn't they think of this?

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Come on.

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They could turn this into the next La La Land.

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Dude, no shit.

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That'd be hilarious.

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Oh, man.

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Well apparently we can write better music for the Barbie movie.

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So before we pat ourselves on the back end anymore, moving on to our final trailer, we

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got Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse second trailer and holy shit.

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This movie looks freaking incredible.

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The animation already looks like a touch better than the first one and I didn't even think

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that was possible.

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I didn't either.

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But bro, this movie looks freaking sick.

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There are so many iconic lines in this movie in this just this trailer alone, like the

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one that.

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Shit, what is Spider-Man 2099?

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Is it Miguel?

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Miguel O'Hara.

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Miguel O'Hara.

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I'm pretty sure it's him that says the line that says Spider-Man is a sacrifice.

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You have to choose between saving one person and saving an entire universe or something.

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Wasn't something like that?

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OK.

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I love the line of being Spider-Man is a sacrifice.

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I love that line so much because he's not wrong.

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I know.

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Dude, that's freaking nuts.

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Like the idea that this whole like spider society runs or is basically controlled by

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Miguel O'Hara and he's only allows people that have like experienced a loss like Uncle

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Ben.

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Like, that's it's at least that's the vibe that I'm getting from this.

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But that's a wild idea.

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Yeah, no, it really is.

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And let's not forget the freaking part where he says he tells Miles, no, you'll never

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be a part of this and don't even get me started on the on the nerd from Earth was it night

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1999 with Dr. Strange freaking throwing an into no way home.

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Thank you.

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Throwing in a no way home reference.

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That was freaking awesome.

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Dude, and I'm so glad that they've chosen like they finally like or I don't know if

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this is like Sony's doing.

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I'd like to see what what the behind the scenes looks like when it comes to labeling these

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universes.

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Dude, straight up.

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Because this is like the first time that we've had an actual MCU reference to a universe

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that's not Earth 616.

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Yeah, that is very true.

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So I'm super excited to at least get this debate figured out.

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Because right now everyone's like, oh, it's 616.

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But everyone's arguing like, well, it can't be because the Marvel comics are Earth 616.

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And so like all these kind of fall into different universes and it is fantastic.

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So I hope that Marvel just freaking runs with this because my biggest issue with freaking

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multiverse of madness was them calling the MCU universe Earth 616.

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Yeah, I want to see brought that up in our review, didn't you?

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Yeah, I did.

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Okay.

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So I like I said, beyond pumped to see what what comes from this, if anything, like I

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will I will forever now be calling I hope someone from Marvel comes out and says like,

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yes, this is like the definitive number for the MCU.

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So long s number though.

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It is.

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But it's also like the furthest departure from Earth 616.

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To share.

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So I like I said, I'm very excited.

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I I would love to see some cameos from MCU properties.

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I think that would be fantastic.

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Even if even if it's just like a little blurred.

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Like I'd be really excited.

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That'd be super dope.

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Yeah, so very excited.

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But I mean, dude, shit like this thing like this trailer has so much like I got to say

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my favorite bit.

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I actually have two favorite bits, but I love when Miguel calls over like whatever intercom

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system and he's like, stop Spider-Man and everyone's just like you.

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And they're all like, just pointing at each other.

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So so good.

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And then the the one Spider-Man given therapy to the other one, like friggin love that bit.

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And then and then my uncle Ben, let me guess he was dead.

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Yeah, I agree with the parts that you said.

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I especially really liked that towards the end of the trailer, Miles just just he straight

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up just like, yeah, I know you guys are trying to tell me the Spider-Man that I'm supposed

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to be, but I'm going to do it my own way.

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And I really like that.

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I do, too.

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I wonder how.

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I can't wait for this movie, dude.

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Like this movie looks like it's going to be so friggin fun.

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It really does.

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And I don't know if it can beat the first one for if it can be better than the first

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one.

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But from these trailers, it damn looks like it just might be.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Like I said, I couldn't be more excited.

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Like just being able to see Peter B. Parker come back, all the other like Spider-Man that

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we're going to be able to see like, oh, friggin pumped.

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And I can't wait to watch the friggin people that pick out every single detail from these

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trailers.

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OK, yeah.

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Like I'm looking.

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I see that's already done it.

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Yeah, just like, yeah, I'm looking forward to it.

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I'm looking.

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Just to see what people have picked out.

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But I mean, it's like all different types of Spider-Man.

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Like I'm looking at I'm trying to find pictures of like the big group shots.

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Gotcha.

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But I mean, we're going to see like hell, it friggin looks like the the PS4 Spider-Man

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is in here.

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And the classic comic book Spider-Man, the one from I forget, Ultimate Spider-Man, not

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Ultimate Spider-Man.

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There's like the Spider-Man show where he's in the future.

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But there's like a bunch of different versions of Spider-Man in here.

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I can't wait for people to point them out.

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I don't know if I would either.

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One I don't have the time and two, I don't think I have like the mental capacity to

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do that kind of shit.

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But kudos anyone does.

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Yeah, my favorite resource for for breakdowns like that are his new rock stars.

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I think I've shared a couple of videos of theirs with you.

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Yes, they have.

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Yeah, they they are like deep dive.

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Like it's frickin nuts like they'll frickin call out even like little throwaway lines

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from from movies to like when they get into like the nitty gritty.

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Damn.

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Like even even if it's something that we know, like even if it's something that we know,

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like I think like even in their Deadpool 2 breakdown, when Deadpool is making that like

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the sun's getting real low, big guy, like he says of course, like, or like he'll make

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a comment being like, of course, this is a reference to H.E.

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Voltron, where Black Widow says this to Hulk, blah, blah, blah.

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And then he like moves on real quick.

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Like he those obvious ones like he'll just make a quick note about, but I'll still call

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them out.

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And I'm like, perfect.

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Okay, I can appreciate that.

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Yeah.

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So again, could not be more excited for this movie.

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And just solely based off of how excited I am.

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Because of how well the first one stuck with me.

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If you had to rank these one to three excitement level.

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Damn.

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All right.

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Unfortunately, I'm throwing Barbie at number three.

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Blue Beetle and then Spider-Man.

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Fair enough.

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And that like that pains me to say, but I think I'm with you.

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I need a little bit more Blue Beetle before I'm ready to make a call on whether I'm more

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excited for Spider-Man.

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Spider-Man's been on top of my list since it got announced.

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So fair.

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Number three, I'm actually going to give to Blue Beetle.

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I'm sorry.

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What?

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Don't get me wrong.

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Okay.

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I'm excited for it.

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It looks very interesting.

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But it's just I don't know.

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I don't know anything about the character.

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So I feel like like you said, just need a little bit more.

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But because of that and just I don't know what else to say with that.

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I don't know.

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Like it.

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I'm sorry.

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Barbie impressed me a little more.

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So Barbie is number two for most anticipated.

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Like I said, I don't know what to think about this movie, but it still looks like a blast

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and I'm loving this cast so much.

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So Barbie number two and then yeah, same as Caleb.

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Spider-Man across Spider-Verse number one.

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Movie trailer even better than the first trailer and I can't say enough good things about what

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they've what they've shown us.

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And I appreciate it.

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Or at least it doesn't look like they're spoiling a lot, which I always appreciate movie trailers.

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So yeah, number one, most definitely.

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Yeah, easily.

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I just hope that they have other big or just beautifully done scenes outside of what they've

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shown because I'm afraid that like one of the highest moments of like conflict are going

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to be when all the Spider-Man are chasing miles.

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That's fair.

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So I'm a little worried about that, but not so much that it affects my my excitement.

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Well I would say that wraps up through the wall.

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So where do you see we move this headliner?

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I say let's do it.

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Alright so for this week's headliner, we'll be breaking down Dungeons and Dragons on our

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Monk Thieves.

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Caleb, would you like to let all these fine folk know how we break down movies on this

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podcast?

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I would love to.

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If you are new to our breakdown system, we have split movies into eight different categories

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that we individually score to come to a final All Bros letter grade.

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The categories that we score are story, writing, acting, character development, effects, music,

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costumes, and then we give our own personal score at the very end.

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All of these numbers get magically added up and spit through our algorithm which I fixed

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last week.

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And all of that gets added up and gives us a letter grade to compare this to other movies

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of a similar grade, as well as a percentage which is not as important.

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But it is fun to see where these movies rank within their categories or within their grade

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levels.

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So with that, if you have not seen Dungeons and Dragons on our Monk Thieves, Rose is about

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to spoil the entire freaking movie for you.

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So yeah, if you listen past this point and have not seen the movie and anything is spoiled

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for you, it is your own fault.

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I'm going to apologize right now if I mispronounce any words because I have never played Dungeons

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and Dragons so yeah, just heads up.

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So don't come after me if I mispronounce any of these big words.

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I know, I'm pulling up the Wikipedia to help you out.

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Thanks man.

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Alright, prior to imprisonment, Bard Edgen Darvis spent years as a member of the Harpers

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in order of Peacekeepers until a Red Wizard he had antagonized killed his wife.

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Accompanied by barbarian Holga Kilgore, Edgen attempted to make a new life for himself and

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his daughter Kira by turning to theft, teaming with amateur sorcerer Simon Amarr and rogue

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Forge Fitzwilliam, along with the latter's mysterious acquaintance, oh my god, I'm not

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even effing up a D&D word, wow how do I eff up that word, acquaintance Sophina.

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While raiding a Harper stronghold, Edgen attempted to steal a tablet of resurrection to bring

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his wife back to life but he and Holga were captured while their accomplices escaped.

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After two years in Revel's end Arctic prison, the pair escaped to Neverwinter and learned

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that Forge has become Lord there after its prior Lord became mysteriously incapacitated.

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Forge has been taking care of Kira and has convinced her that Edgen's greed and selfishness

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led to his arrest.

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Sophina is revealed to be a Red Wizard and she and Forge deliberately orchestrated their

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capture.

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Sophina attempted to execute Edgen and Holga but they escape and decide to rob Forge's

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vault and bring Kira home with them during the upcoming High Sun games at the stadium,

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needing the tablet to prove their innocence.

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The gladiatorial games had previously been banned but Forge reinstituted them, promising

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that the games would bring in Taurus and money.

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Edgen and Holga track down Simon to help and he suggests also recruiting Doric, a tiefling

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druid whose forest community is fighting the forest logging ordered by Forge.

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Doric infiltrates Forge's castle by animal shape shifting and finds the vault has magical

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defenses from Mordenkainen, which Simon claims he lacks power to disable.

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Simon proposes that a magic relic, the Helm of Disjunction, could disable them.

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They travel to an old graveyard to ask Holga's ancestors where to find it.

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Simon resurrects the dead with a talisman long enough for them to answer five questions.

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The corpses reveal they gave the Helm to Zankzandar, a paladin who fled his country.

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They, when the Red Wizards, turned his people into an undead army.

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After forcing Edgen to swear to distribute any gained bounty to the people, he guides

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the group through the Underdark to retrieve the Helm.

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With the help of a teleportation staff obtained from Holga's halfling ex-husband, they find

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the relic but are attacked by Thayan, assassins sent by Sophina.

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Zankzandar fights off the assassins and helps the group escape from Thimber Chod, a pudgy

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red dragon, before departing.

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Simon has trouble mastering the Helm's power so they decide to use the staff to enter the

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vault during the games.

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Simon and Holga infiltrate the magically sealed door but find the room behind it empty except

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for a magical trap.

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The whole group is captured and forced to participate in the games but manages to escape.

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Dork discovers that Forge has loaded the treasure onto a boat and is preparing to flee, so the

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group steals the boat for themselves and rescues Kira from Forge, who threatened Kira's life.

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As they escape, the group realize that Sophina organized the games to draw a massive crowd

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and turn them into an undead army using the same curse that destroyed Thay.

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The group returns and transports Forge's stolen riches out of the boat with the teleportation

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staff and spreads them across the city, drawing the people out of the stadium before Sophina's

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spell takes effect.

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Outraged to her defeat, Sophina attacks the group but Simon is able to master his magic

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and nullify Sophina's time stop spell, allowing Kira to use an invisibility pendant Edginn

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and Holga gave her as a child to place an anti-magic bracelet on Sophina.

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Sophina is subsequently killed when attacked by Doric in owlbear form and then crushed by

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falling debris, but Holga is fatally injured in the battle.

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Edginn uses the tablet to bring her back to life as he accepts that he wanted to bring

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back his wife only for his own sake while Holga had become a true part of their family.

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Doric signals openness to a relationship with Simon.

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Restored the Old Lord of Neverwinter declares the team heroes of the realm and Forge is

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sent to Revel's End.

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Okay.

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Oof.

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That's the way to start.

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Oof.

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Okay.

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This is something that I will say.

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The story itself was fairly good.

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I think them like kind of solely basing this story off of the source material was a really

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good decision, but I think there were some things that they failed to take into account.

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I will say this, as fun as it was, I think the quest for that helm was a bit wasted,

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I'll say.

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I mean fair, but at the time they didn't know that.

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That is true.

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Okay, I'll give you that.

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I'll give you that.

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Well actually, that's not necessarily true because Edgen knew.

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Oh yeah, that's true.

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God damn it.

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Yeah, but isn't that like kind of in his care?

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Like he was hopeful that it would still work out.

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So like, I don't know, it was kind of in his character that he would still push on for

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them to get it.

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I don't know dude, that's a stretch for me.

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I'm trying really hard to make you like this movie.

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Well, I'm not saying I disliked it.

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I actually had a really good time with this.

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There were just some things that I felt were missing from this.

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One of the things that I felt was missing, and I don't know if this is maybe an unpopular

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opinion, but when I listen to other people playing Dungeons and Dragons, I do not like

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the shows where they don't talk about what they roll.

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Like when they just kind of talk and like go through the story, like their roles didn't

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really happen or just kind of ignore their roles and just kind of like not ignore because

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I mean they still affect the story or whatever, but it's when they just don't acknowledge

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them.

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Like when we as like the listeners don't get to hear what the scores or what the roles

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are, or what they end up being, right?

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So my issue is that we didn't get anything like that.

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Like I think it would have been interesting.

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And tell me if this is dumb.

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Like I was thinking about this on my way home from seeing this.

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Do you think that it would have been interesting to hear like an overarching narrator, right?

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Like just kind of an all-knowing voice, like the voice of the universe, okay?

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And talking about how like every decision made, every act, every blah blah blah is like

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is up to fate.

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It is a roll of the dice.

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And so all these things that they're like that they do, you get to see like the cosmic

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roll of the dice in a way.

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So like let's say like right before they grab that council member that...

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Was his name Jonathan or was it a different name?

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Is like Jorn, Jonathan or something like that.

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Okay.

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Oh, Jarnathan.

482
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:12,480
J-A-R.

483
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:13,480
Oh, okay.

484
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,480
Jarnathan.

485
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,480
Okay.

486
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,480
I like that.

487
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,480
Yeah.

488
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,480
So...

489
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:26,040
I swear to God, if anyone starts calling me that...

490
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:35,760
So this is what I was thinking is like just as like a cosmic nod, right?

491
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,140
It's like they're...

492
00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:43,700
Like you hear this cosmic voice like talking about the random roll of the dice.

493
00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:50,400
And then Chris Pine is like talking through like doing his whole little spiel.

494
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:54,520
And then it kind of cuts to like...

495
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,720
Cuts to a dice.

496
00:33:55,720 --> 00:34:03,480
And it's like while he's sharing the story and they're like waiting to vote on his release

497
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:07,320
or whatever, you see this roll of the dice.

498
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:12,560
And then it's like while it's in the middle of rolling, it cuts to...

499
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:18,120
And then Jarnathan comes in and then they're like, oh snap, we just grab him and jump out

500
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,080
the window.

501
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,640
Like they do all that.

502
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:27,080
And then it's like...

503
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,000
It's like an obvious different dice.

504
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,960
And it rolls some random ass number.

505
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:33,960
But like...

506
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:34,960
Because...

507
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,620
Hold on.

508
00:34:36,620 --> 00:34:40,360
Do you understand the dice rolling system?

509
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:41,360
No.

510
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:47,760
Let's pretend that I know jack shit about Dungeons and Dragons.

511
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,760
Not one thing.

512
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:50,760
Okay.

513
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:51,760
Let's...

514
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:52,760
Let me...

515
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:53,760
Okay.

516
00:34:53,760 --> 00:35:03,040
So, this is kind of like the basis for how Dungeons and Dragons works when it comes to

517
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,760
dice rolling.

518
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:05,760
Okay?

519
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:06,760
Okay.

520
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:13,200
So, obviously this is coming from someone that doesn't know any better, but if you are

521
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,560
going to...

522
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:19,700
Like any action that you have, like it's anything.

523
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:21,520
Like literally anything.

524
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:26,640
Like if you're shooting an arrow and you're trying to see if it hits its target, you roll

525
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,560
the dice.

526
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,560
Now...

527
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:30,560
Okay.

528
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,560
From...

529
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,560
So, if you...

530
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,140
There are two major rolls that you can get.

531
00:35:35,140 --> 00:35:38,960
There's a natural one and a natural 20.

532
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:46,120
So that's rolling a 20 sided die and either rolling a one or a 20.

533
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,960
The one is called...

534
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,600
Like just...

535
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,600
It's like...

536
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,800
It's a nat one.

537
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,760
Nat ones are like the worst roll that you can possibly get.

538
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:03,160
So it's basically whatever you're trying to do, it fails.

539
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,600
Like without question.

540
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,960
So like...

541
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:16,520
And usually like if you roll a one, it usually causes harm to the team in some way, shape,

542
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,560
or form.

543
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,240
So...

544
00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:28,160
I've seen stuff where it's been like, oh, I go to shoot my arrow at this bad guy.

545
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,320
Okay.

546
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,320
What do you roll?

547
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,640
I rolled a nat one.

548
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:32,640
Okay.

549
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:38,760
So your arrow completely misses the bad guy and hits your friend.

550
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,480
And then your friend takes so and so damage.

551
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:47,120
Like one of the Dungeons and Dragons podcasts I listened to, on the first freaking episode,

552
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:54,720
the dude is like charging into battle to fight a bear or something.

553
00:36:54,720 --> 00:37:02,080
He rolls a nat one and he slips and he freaking cuts himself on his sword.

554
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:06,480
So a nat one is just like the worst thing that can happen.

555
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:10,480
It's just gonna jack you up.

556
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,200
And then from what I can tell, it's like lower...

557
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:22,480
It's kind of up to the Dungeon Master's discretion on what succeeds or what doesn't succeed.

558
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,720
Usually I think it's anything above a 10.

559
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:28,600
It just kind of varies on...

560
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:33,320
Like anything below a 10 will usually fail, but it's not gonna be like a critical fail.

561
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,320
Okay.

562
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,680
Where it's just like, okay, I'm gonna go try this app.

563
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,560
It doesn't work.

564
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:48,920
But it's not gonna jack you up, cutting yourself or taking some sort of damage or whatever.

565
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:57,480
Whereas getting a 10 or higher, again, it's up to the Dungeon Master's discretion.

566
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,320
Your thing will work.

567
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:07,320
And if you roll a natural 20, that is the best roll that you can get.

568
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:13,280
Whatever you're trying to do succeeds.

569
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,760
It's just an automatic success.

570
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:23,200
And sometimes they'll throw in like, oh, now you get to do something really badass.

571
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:31,720
I think one that I recall hearing is he shot the arrow at this target or something he was

572
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,200
trying to hit from really far away.

573
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,320
He needed to roll above a certain number.

574
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,480
He ended up rolling a natural 20.

575
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:42,720
And he's like, oh, okay, cool.

576
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:48,520
Well while these people are trying to stop your arrow, so they take all these rings and

577
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:55,040
throw them up, but your arrow just flies all the way through those rings and hits like

578
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,760
something over the top like that.

579
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,840
So that's kind of like the system.

580
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:06,600
It's like higher than 10 is usually a success, lower than 10 usually a fail.

581
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,980
Natural one is like a devastating fail.

582
00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:13,400
And a natural 20 is like an outstanding success.

583
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,800
Interesting.

584
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:20,160
Again, do not quote me on that.

585
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,160
Like that is just what I've...

586
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,160
Well, not to say that.

587
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,280
I'm going to coach on it now.

588
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,280
I know.

589
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,120
But well, it's just this stuff.

590
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,200
So it's just from shows that I've seen.

591
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,560
And again, like there's other rules into that.

592
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:37,160
That's just like the dirty description.

593
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,320
Okay.

594
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,480
Just so you understand what I'm talking about.

595
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:49,000
I think it would have been interesting to have these cosmic dice that get rolled anytime

596
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,000
we get...

597
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:54,560
Not every time, because I think that it would get old after a while, but during like big

598
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,200
moments.

599
00:39:56,200 --> 00:40:02,000
Like I think we need to see it at the beginning when they're trying to talk their way out

600
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:08,960
of prison versus like, I don't know, just like random ass things.

601
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,720
It's just unnecessary.

602
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:15,000
It's like when they're trying to talk themselves out of prison, we get to see these cosmic

603
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,280
dice roll.

604
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:20,720
We don't get to see one of them finish rolling because they're like, oh, change of plan.

605
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:24,040
We're grabbing this guy and jumping out the window.

606
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:29,160
And so like you see just like them roll a pretty successful roll.

607
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,400
So let, I don't know, like a 15 or something.

608
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:38,180
They escape, they get out of the way and all's good with the world.

609
00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:46,520
But then you see like the dice like start to finish when it's like in regard to their

610
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,420
release from prison.

611
00:40:48,420 --> 00:40:52,620
And it's like a nat 20 or something like that.

612
00:40:52,620 --> 00:41:02,400
Or it's just like, oh yeah, like what they did, like you guys, like we approved you.

613
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,400
Something like that.

614
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:09,960
And then like when it came to Simon trying to put on the helmet, it should have just

615
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,880
been like a natural one.

616
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:18,440
Like again, I don't, I think it's something that I'd have to see done first to know if

617
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,560
it would work.

618
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:24,640
But that's something that an aspect of this movie, I would have appreciated that appreciated

619
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:28,280
them adding.

620
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:34,720
So it felt more like we were included on like what's about to happen.

621
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:35,720
That's okay.

622
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:37,720
I see where you're coming from.

623
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:44,120
Maybe it's just me because I've never played the game in my entire life.

624
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,280
And like I really haven't seen like anything about it.

625
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:48,280
Anything like that.

626
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:53,520
Like I kind of liked, like I look at your way being like with the whole like dice thing.

627
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:54,720
I really like that idea.

628
00:41:54,720 --> 00:42:00,280
You know, like that like makes it truly feel like you're not playing Dungeons and Dragons.

629
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,480
Like you're not like playing it, wow.

630
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,200
You're not playing it at home, but because they're incorporating the dice, it truly feels

631
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,120
like it's like your own adventure.

632
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:11,840
You're still playing Dungeons and Dragons.

633
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,840
Is that kind of what you're going for?

634
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,480
Yeah, more or less.

635
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,960
Okay.

636
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:22,400
For me, maybe it's like you said, I really like that idea.

637
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:27,800
But maybe it's just because I've never played the games, I kind of like that it still feels

638
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:32,640
like a Dungeons and Dragons game because you know, like all the character types that they

639
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,680
have in it, all the monsters, everything.

640
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:42,040
But I like that it's simply just like a fantasy adventure movie.

641
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:46,760
There's no mention of like the dice or anything like that.

642
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:54,800
It feels like you're whisked into a Dungeons and Dragons adventure game, but it doesn't

643
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:59,760
necessarily feel like you're playing it, I guess.

644
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,840
I don't know if I'm like saying this right because like I said, I've never played it.

645
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,480
Literally no jack shit about this property.

646
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:13,920
So I liked that it honestly just felt like another fantasy adventure movie.

647
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,720
A good one at that though.

648
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:17,680
Yeah, I mean, don't get me wrong.

649
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,520
Like I know I'm giving it a hard time.

650
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:27,680
It's just from what I can tell for someone that is familiar with the rules of the game

651
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:36,020
to a certain point, I would have liked the inclusion of that a little bit more.

652
00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:42,680
But that's not to disregard like how well the story was told.

653
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:49,560
I think that other than the helm or what was it called?

654
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,520
The helm of disjunction.

655
00:43:52,520 --> 00:44:00,320
Other than that whole storyline and that just like ultimately not working, I think everything

656
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,360
else was told really well.

657
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:08,880
And this is kind of the same issue I had with like the like Finn's story in The Last Jedi.

658
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:13,240
It's just kind of like, okay, well, we went through all this trouble for nothing.

659
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:17,200
But I do understand where you're coming from where it's like, you know, it was an option.

660
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,000
It just didn't work.

661
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:24,540
Where I guess when you word it like that, it does that kind of does feel very Dungeons

662
00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:31,080
and Dragons esque where not everything that happens is going to like contribute to the

663
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,200
like the ending.

664
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,040
So it's just it's interesting.

665
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,080
So no, I absolutely agree.

666
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,080
But yeah.

667
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,680
But yeah, I mean, the pacing was good.

668
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:50,360
I think it I felt like it maybe had a bit of a slow start and then just like slowly

669
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,440
started picking up.

670
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,280
I will definitely agree with that.

671
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:59,960
If anything, actually, for me, I think like the beginning was a little too abrupt for

672
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:00,960
me.

673
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:06,360
Like, I know, I keep like circling back to this, but since this is my first introduction

674
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,200
to this world, I literally know nothing.

675
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:13,160
Just the fact that, you know, we're introduced to these two characters and all of a sudden,

676
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:14,160
bam, it's a prison escape.

677
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,440
I'm like, OK, whoa.

678
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,940
Can I get to know these characters a little more before we like go into like that much

679
00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:27,800
of a big, big story plot in this movie?

680
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:33,760
But I mean, you know, of course, as the movie goes along, gets another both both.

681
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:42,880
I'm still sorry, Chris Pine's name in this movie, you get to know Ed Ginn and Holger's

682
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,360
like backstory and story in general a lot more.

683
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:50,600
So like looking back at it, like it's a fine opening.

684
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,480
It's a good opening, especially.

685
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:58,440
It's just it was very abrupt for me being that being my first introduction into this

686
00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,440
world.

687
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,680
Yeah, I'll give you that.

688
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:10,760
Yeah, it's just I think consistent pacing may have been the biggest issue with this

689
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:11,760
story.

690
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:15,040
Again, the story itself wasn't bad.

691
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,920
It's just it's just the pacing.

692
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:23,280
It just kind of went from slow to quick to back to like slow a bit.

693
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,280
And it just kind of kept jumping back and forth.

694
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:31,400
And it's like, OK, can we just fricking snap the ball on time?

695
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:35,840
I know a lot of people have said that, like, it definitely needed to be didn't need to

696
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,280
be as long as it was.

697
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,520
It definitely could have been cut down to even like two hours.

698
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:41,680
Would you agree with that?

699
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:45,280
I would absolutely agree with that.

700
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,280
I would, too.

701
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,400
I just don't know where.

702
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,400
Frickin.

703
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,400
So I know exactly where.

704
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,720
Oh, really?

705
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:55,720
Where?

706
00:46:55,720 --> 00:47:02,000
I think they could have cut down the the frickin digging up the the corpses things a little

707
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,000
bit.

708
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,000
What?

709
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,960
OK, it was my favorite part.

710
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:12,200
It was funny, but I think they could have trimmed it just just a hair.

711
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,200
I'm sorry.

712
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,280
No.

713
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,880
Every single body that they talked to was frickin hilarious.

714
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,560
So I'm sorry.

715
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,160
I can't cut that scene down.

716
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:23,160
That was just too good.

717
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:29,120
The fact that that was the end credit scene or the post.

718
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:34,200
Yeah, like the like mid credit scene was frickin hilarious.

719
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:38,040
One guy that they never asked the last question to was still alive.

720
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:44,360
Dude, how funny would it have been if he just asked himself the question and then passed

721
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:45,360
out?

722
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:46,640
Dude, that'd be trippy as fuck.

723
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,640
It's like, oh, OK, so it can work that way, too.

724
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:52,360
Yeah, like he just didn't think about that.

725
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:57,320
He's just like, I wonder if I can like, can I ask myself a question and.

726
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,520
Damn, they should have done that.

727
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:01,520
That would have been really funny.

728
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,680
Oh, man, that would have been great.

729
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,640
But I.

730
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,000
I will say this, I.

731
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,440
I do.

732
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:11,760
I don't like that.

733
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,720
I feel like that needed to be cut down.

734
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:19,400
But if they were trying to save time, that's probably where I would have gone.

735
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,720
OK.

736
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:27,600
But from like the consumer's perspective, I really did enjoy that scene.

737
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:35,200
The first interaction was so frickin funny.

738
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,600
I thought that was a question.

739
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:38,600
Yes.

740
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:42,160
No, I thought it was just going to be one body.

741
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:46,640
I didn't think that they were going to bounce casket to casket.

742
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,160
That really actually caught me by surprise.

743
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,160
I thought it was just going to be one.

744
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,520
Well, I made the whole scene even better.

745
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,680
Yeah.

746
00:48:53,680 --> 00:49:03,880
So I think with with me kind of knowing the difference between so like spells and enchantments

747
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:09,720
and just like little stuff like that with stuff with like trinkets.

748
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:13,280
Those usually you're able to use more than once.

749
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:18,360
So that's where I thought I'm like, OK, they're probably going to do this with more than just

750
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:19,360
one.

751
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:20,360
OK.

752
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,360
So.

753
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,360
Yeah.

754
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:25,160
Really, really frickin funny with that.

755
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:30,440
Dude, I found it funny that so I went and saw this with Christina and she actually she actually

756
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,800
has a knowledge of Dungeons and Dragons.

757
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:40,200
She played it with her previous boyfriend, but she expected me to not be bored out of

758
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,880
my mind, but like confused as foe, which I was.

759
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,240
And because of that, she thought I wasn't going to enjoy it at all and like actually

760
00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:48,520
like fall asleep.

761
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,240
But I did not fall asleep once in this movie.

762
00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:56,180
And I'm very proud of that because I was thoroughly entertained through the whole thing.

763
00:49:56,180 --> 00:49:57,840
That's really good.

764
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:04,160
Like it's it's interesting that we have like damn, we should have gotten her on.

765
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:08,960
She like I had asked her and we had talked about it, but unfortunately she was really

766
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:12,000
busy today, so it didn't come to fruition.

767
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Man that sucks.

768
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,000
I know.

769
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:18,040
It would have been interesting to have these different perspectives.

770
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:24,800
Someone who's like completely unfamiliar with the source material, someone who's like slightly

771
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:29,720
just kind of a fan of the source material and someone who's actually like played it.

772
00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:30,720
Yeah.

773
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:39,080
But bro, like Dungeon, if I really want to get into Dungeons and Dragons, I'm like I

774
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:42,280
definitely at least want to play one game after this movie.

775
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:48,840
Like, but it has to be with like a like like with certain people, especially considering

776
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,360
that to be my first introduction.

777
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:54,420
Like I don't want someone that's going to like literally is so intense when it comes

778
00:50:54,420 --> 00:50:56,720
to these games that they're just like you're doing this wrong.

779
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:57,720
You're doing that wrong.

780
00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:59,240
No, that's no way that could happen.

781
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:01,800
Like I get I know that that's how it's supposed to be.

782
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,320
But it's like is my first time playing.

783
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,400
Can you cut me some slack here?

784
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:11,360
Yeah, I well from what I've heard, like if you're a new player, like a lot of people

785
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,800
like will take it easy on you.

786
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,000
But I'm with you.

787
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:24,760
But I I'm actually more interested in doing like a home a homebrew story.

788
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:26,280
Okay.

789
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:33,320
Like as like I've seen a lot of like that's like a majority of whatever the I listen to

790
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:40,380
is people coming up with their own stories using their own their own lore and everything

791
00:51:40,380 --> 00:51:46,080
and like just using the Dungeons and Dragons game mechanics.

792
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:53,520
So like they they play everything like it's Dungeons and Dragons, but it's their own story,

793
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:57,400
which is like the major appeal to D&D.

794
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:01,000
Yeah, no, definitely.

795
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000
So I want to do something like that.

796
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:12,440
It's just a finding the time to and then be like finding a group of some people to play

797
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:13,440
that.

798
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,920
Do any of your coworkers play D&D?

799
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:21,360
No, all my coworkers are like in their 50s and 60s.

800
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,400
Oh, damn it.

801
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:28,560
Yeah, I mean, there's a few people that are that are a little younger, but they're still

802
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:29,560
older than me.

803
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:33,680
They're like one of the youngest people that works where I work.

804
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,960
Dude, no shit.

805
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:43,160
Yeah, so it's I don't have a whole lot of people that I relate to on a personal level.

806
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:52,840
But anyway, like I wish I think I just need to branch out a bit more, but it's I don't

807
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:53,840
know.

808
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:59,480
Well, one day one day I'll like I'll figure it out once I get my shit together.

809
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,360
You're your shit together.

810
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,360
You OK?

811
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,160
Yeah, just no.

812
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:06,160
Like it's just crazy.

813
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:10,440
OK, it's just you sure you're OK.

814
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,360
Yeah, quit trying to bring up my shit.

815
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:13,720
OK, I'm sorry.

816
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:20,840
I'm just making sure as you as your best bud that you're doing OK.

817
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:24,960
I didn't mean to do it on the podcast, but I'm just making sure.

818
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:26,720
No, no, I'm good.

819
00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:27,720
I'm good.

820
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:28,720
It's just OK.

821
00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:32,720
Like I said, it's just attempting to find the time.

822
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:33,720
OK.

823
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:38,800
I hopefully it gets better as time goes on, but who knows?

824
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:44,800
Anyway, getting back into the story.

825
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:50,200
I guess I had very few problems with it.

826
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:54,920
I thought that the story was pretty exceptional.

827
00:53:54,920 --> 00:54:01,800
Even though they did have the friggin last Jedi situation with the helm, I can honestly

828
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,360
let that go.

829
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:07,120
And that's mainly due to just what you said about it.

830
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:13,960
So I think I think I'm like in 84.

831
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:14,960
That's not bad.

832
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,840
Yeah, where are you at?

833
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:25,120
Um, I would say I'm just like like I'm going to go one point above you and 85.

834
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,120
Fair.

835
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:27,320
All righty.

836
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,640
Next up, we got writing.

837
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,680
This was pretty on the on point to write.

838
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:40,000
Yeah, if I actually think the writing was better than the story, I I will I'll give

839
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,800
you that.

840
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:46,320
Um, yeah, I could definitely give you that.

841
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:53,240
I think, yeah, the dialogue was on was was really well done.

842
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:55,800
Nothing felt like it was wasted.

843
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,960
Like it didn't feel like there was anything like unnecessary.

844
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,960
Like any everything that was said served a purpose.

845
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:06,480
Um, honestly, I felt every joke hit too.

846
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,800
At least for me it did.

847
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,080
I think there might have been one or two that didn't.

848
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:13,440
All right.

849
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:20,360
Yeah, it's hard for me to like what what what's what like could you list one that's like that

850
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:23,880
you didn't understand?

851
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:28,800
Ah, I swear there isn't there like, oh, god damn it.

852
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:33,200
Maybe I can't actually, because I swear that there was a joke that they made with like

853
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:36,080
the whole lead up to the whole like games thing.

854
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:41,280
Um, that yeah, just went straight over my head and the whole audience is laughing and

855
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:42,280
my sister is laughing.

856
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,160
I'm just like, I don't get it.

857
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:50,000
Damn, I had like three people in the theater with me and they were like the most unresponsive

858
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,800
group.

859
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:56,560
So I don't know if like, like I missed any.

860
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:00,600
I don't know, dude, like when I because we saw it Friday and it was a packed house.

861
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:01,600
It was awesome.

862
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:02,600
Damn.

863
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:09,580
Yeah, I went I like so I went today like seriously an hour before like I got back an hour before

864
00:56:09,580 --> 00:56:10,920
we started recording.

865
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:13,440
Damn, man, you're cutting it close.

866
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,600
Yeah I know I was cutting it real close.

867
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:23,400
I was I was I was trying to go see it with Braille earlier than that, but we our sitter

868
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,720
never got back to us.

869
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:26,880
So I had to go by myself.

870
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:31,760
And by the time I was like ready, like by the time I was like at crunch time, I was

871
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,880
just like, hey, I need to go.

872
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:41,200
Yeah, it was it was too late to get a sitter to come.

873
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:45,360
Yeah, it is what it is.

874
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,480
It happens.

875
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:51,800
But yeah, like like I said, they were like super unresponsive and it was like with every

876
00:56:51,800 --> 00:57:01,720
joke like there were some jokes that I absolutely got that I laughed at and no one else did.

877
00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:05,360
And that made me feel like such a loser.

878
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:12,440
OK, OK, there's one that I can remember that I feel everyone in the audience laughed at

879
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:18,760
and I want to know if your audience did the part where God damn it, what's his?

880
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:21,320
Sorry to one sec.

881
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:28,120
Zank when he, you know, like leaves the group and walks away and how Pine is commenting

882
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:31,440
on how, you know, he walks in such a such a straight line.

883
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:32,880
You think he's going to go around the rock?

884
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:34,520
Nope, he's going over the rock.

885
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,680
Still so straight that like like that.

886
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:41,200
Does your audience laugh or was it very silent?

887
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,680
It was silent, but I laughed at that.

888
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:45,080
Yeah, I did.

889
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:46,800
Damn, your audience sucked.

890
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:51,400
Yeah, dude, they didn't laugh at shit.

891
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,760
Like even if you're not a D&D fan, that's a funny joke.

892
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,720
Yeah, like I don't think.

893
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:01,680
I don't know if that was like a D&D specific joke, though.

894
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,120
Yeah, no, it's not.

895
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,960
Yeah, no, I definitely agree with that.

896
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,200
But God, people suck.

897
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:10,760
Yeah, they do.

898
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:17,120
Like, I'd rather have people overreacting than underreacting.

899
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,920
Dude, same.

900
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:25,560
Because I feel like such like there's jokes that were made that I like laugh really hard

901
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:26,560
with.

902
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:33,120
Like, oh, with frickin Holga went back to her house or her ex-husband's house and it

903
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:37,320
was frickin tiny bread, bread, like Cooper.

904
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:42,560
I was laughing my ass off and no one else like they didn't make a peep.

905
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:43,560
What the hell?

906
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:47,600
Yeah, I'm like, did you guys already see this or like?

907
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:48,720
Some bullshit.

908
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:52,880
Like why do I feel like an asshole?

909
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:59,080
I know, it's like there were three people in front of me and then there was one person

910
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:03,840
behind me and like none of them laughed.

911
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:08,320
Like I think I heard the guy behind me like crunching on popcorn more than I heard him

912
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:09,320
laugh.

913
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:14,640
Yeah, it was frickin ridiculous.

914
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:20,160
So like I said, frickin made me feel self-conscious as hell when I was laughing.

915
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:29,200
But it was, but I think I agree with you that the writing is a little bit higher.

916
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:33,240
I think I'm just going to give it that one bonus point though above story.

917
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:37,320
I think it was sitting at like an 85.

918
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:39,280
I think I'm going to go two points ahead.

919
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:42,040
I'm going to go an 87.

920
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:43,040
Completely fair.

921
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:53,480
All right, moving on over to acting, we have Chris Pine who plays Edgen, Michelle Rodriguez

922
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:54,480
who plays Holga.

923
00:59:54,480 --> 01:00:04,760
I'm going to say Reggie Jean-Page who plays Zenk, Justice Smith who plays Simon, Sophia

924
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:15,080
Lilis who plays Doric, Hugh Grant who plays Forge, and then Daisy Head who plays Sophina.

925
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:21,000
I would include Chloe Coleman, but she was kind of a small part of this movie.

926
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,480
Who was Chloe Coleman?

927
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:23,960
She played Kira.

928
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:25,840
Oh sorry.

929
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:26,840
Yeah.

930
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:35,280
So yeah, I think this is going to be an interesting top three.

931
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:38,080
Yes, I agree.

932
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:40,560
So what's your top three look like?

933
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,880
Can I do top four?

934
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,080
Yeah, you can do top four.

935
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:47,080
Okay.

936
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:50,160
Four I would give to Sophia Lily.

937
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:51,160
Loved her as Doric.

938
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:52,160
Is it Lily?

939
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:53,160
Or is it Lilis?

940
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:57,240
I swear it's Sophia Lily.

941
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:59,440
I think the S is silent.

942
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:01,280
Oh, all right.

943
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:02,280
I'm pretty sure.

944
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,280
Don't quote me on that.

945
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:05,280
Okay.

946
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:08,280
Yes, I give her number four.

947
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:12,320
Number three I'd give to Michelle Rodriguez who played Holga.

948
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,800
Loved her performance.

949
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,240
Great job.

950
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:24,280
Also, really, really good jokes and just the way that she reacted to the whole freaking

951
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,640
Bradley Cooper being...

952
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:30,640
Honestly, it was kind of like a Hobbit character in a way.

953
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:37,040
It was one of the best scenes in the whole movie and her acting is definitely a credit

954
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,040
to that.

955
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,040
Let me see.

956
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,400
So he actually has like a...

957
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,400
He's a halfling.

958
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,400
Halfling, okay.

959
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:46,400
All right.

960
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:51,640
He'll start with an H. That's funny.

961
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:55,240
Number two I would give to Justice Smith is Simon.

962
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:58,760
I freaking loved the whole like doesn't exactly...

963
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:02,080
Is he a wizard?

964
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,720
Is he a wizard or right?

965
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,720
He's just a wizard?

966
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:05,720
Sorcerer.

967
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:06,720
Sorcerer.

968
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:07,720
Sorry, God.

969
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:13,960
He's a sorcerer but doesn't exactly fully... hasn't fully grown into one yet.

970
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:19,880
He doesn't exactly always know what to do or how to use his powers.

971
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:22,560
So through the whole movie it was freaking hilarious.

972
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:25,240
Especially when we're first reintroduced to him.

973
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:32,520
That whole scene with the people getting mad that he's pulling their leg, ripping them

974
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,080
off.

975
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,360
Great, great scene.

976
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:41,640
And number one, yeah, definitely got to give to Chris Pine is Edgans.

977
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:47,240
You could tell that he was having such a fun time in this role and it really, really showed.

978
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:49,120
Absolutely loved his character.

979
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:51,880
I even thought that he had a really good character arc with his daughter.

980
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:54,840
I thought that was actually really, really good.

981
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:58,080
And his character arc with Holga was also really good.

982
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:00,000
So yeah, that would be...

983
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:08,760
Alright, so if I'm doing a top four, I'm actually putting Chris Pine at number four.

984
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,280
Oooh, okay.

985
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:12,920
And not because I didn't like him.

986
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,240
I thought he was really fun.

987
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:19,920
I just thought he got a little outshined.

988
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:31,240
I think making Chris Pine a bard character was just an inspired choice.

989
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:34,660
So yeah, I think I'm going to give him number four.

990
01:03:34,660 --> 01:03:41,880
My number three, I think I'm going to give to Justice Smith, who played Simon.

991
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:48,040
I freaking love Justice Smith and everything that he's been in.

992
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:51,000
I take that back.

993
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:54,000
He was in Jurassic World.

994
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,320
I'll take that back.

995
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:01,480
Damn.

996
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,880
But I will say this.

997
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:05,720
It wasn't that great either.

998
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:14,840
Yeah, so I'll give him my number three just because I really enjoyed him.

999
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:25,800
I loved his growth through this and how well he portrayed that and just his goofy, non-confident

1000
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:35,000
self and just kind of slowly getting to that point of being a good sorcerer.

1001
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,000
My number three...

1002
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,080
Oh damn.

1003
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:46,160
I'll give it to Sophia Lilly, who played Doric.

1004
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:55,040
I thought she was incredible throughout this whole thing.

1005
01:04:55,040 --> 01:05:02,520
She did kind of play it a little bit dry, but I think it worked for her character, like

1006
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:03,840
who she was.

1007
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:05,560
So I dug her.

1008
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:07,120
Definitely Ruth.

1009
01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:08,120
Yeah.

1010
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:14,800
And then my number one I'm going to give to Michelle Rodriguez.

1011
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:18,360
I freaking...

1012
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:20,320
She was hilarious, dude.

1013
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:23,600
She was so great.

1014
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:24,600
I'll be real.

1015
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:29,800
The only thing that I've seen her in that...

1016
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:40,080
I'm looking through her IMDB really quick, but the only thing that I've seen her in,

1017
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:44,680
at least so far, is the Fast and the Furious movies.

1018
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:49,240
But she was the best part of those movies.

1019
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:54,560
I've never even seen any of the ones that she's in and I'll take your word for that

1020
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:57,560
because of how good she is in this one.

1021
01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:00,000
She's incredible, dude.

1022
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:05,240
She is such a good actress and such a freaking badass.

1023
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:10,880
I loved everything that she did.

1024
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:18,640
My favorite thing is when they're about to get executed and she's asking the dude how

1025
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:26,480
he cleans his axe and she's just like, oh, you should be doing that monthly or weekly.

1026
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:34,080
And then she freaking beats the shit out of him, takes his axe, and then the freaking

1027
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:35,920
Edgans like, all right, let's get the hell out of here.

1028
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:36,920
And he's like, but but but.

1029
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:44,000
And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, the boiled linseed oil.

1030
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:48,880
What the guy said he cleaned the axe with.

1031
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,160
I loved her.

1032
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:54,920
I loved how crazy she was.

1033
01:06:54,920 --> 01:07:01,840
And one of the things about barbarians, and this is like one thing that I do know about

1034
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:08,600
this game for sure, barbarians are usually not very smart because they put all of their

1035
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:14,640
stat points into strength and fighting and basically all the stuff that would help them

1036
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,640
in battle.

1037
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,400
So they don't really throw any.

1038
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:24,080
Yeah, they don't really throw any points towards intelligence.

1039
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:31,440
And so having her just kind of be a little ditzy was fantastic.

1040
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:33,600
It definitely really worked.

1041
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:36,480
Yeah, it was.

1042
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:42,680
I feel it worked because you knew that she was like very capable.

1043
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:48,960
And it like it didn't come off like she was she was dumb.

1044
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:55,760
Like you knew that she still had like an intelligence about her, it just wasn't like book smart

1045
01:07:55,760 --> 01:08:01,320
stuff like how she keeps saying like throw magic at the problem.

1046
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:03,520
Yeah.

1047
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:06,400
Or just yeah, just random shit like that.

1048
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:12,400
Like I think I think she pulled it off incredibly well, where it's just like, OK, there's the

1049
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:16,240
barbarian in her showing.

1050
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:18,960
So I freaking loved her performance in this.

1051
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:27,200
And honestly, like if they do have a sequel, I want to see more of her.

1052
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:31,920
I really hope that this may be successful because I definitely want to see more.

1053
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:32,920
I do too.

1054
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:37,240
I think that they can do great things with the Dungeons and Dragons world.

1055
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:44,560
Like even if they don't like I'll say this, I'll be bummed out if they don't continue

1056
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:47,280
this like this story.

1057
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:56,000
But I wouldn't be upset if they like moved on from this cast and just kind of had like

1058
01:08:56,000 --> 01:09:00,720
just told Dungeons and Dragons stories with different cast.

1059
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:06,600
As long as we got the same writers and directors, I'm perfectly fine with.

1060
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:07,600
Yeah, absolutely.

1061
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:12,760
So, yeah, that's what my top four looks like.

1062
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:13,760
Very nice.

1063
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:19,240
We definitely got to give the honorable mention to Reggie Jean-Page.

1064
01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:29,840
He was he I hated him at first and not not like the actor, like not saying he did a bad

1065
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:33,720
job like he did a fantastic job at making me just feel like, oh, man, this dude's a

1066
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:36,720
douche.

1067
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:40,640
And he just like kept playing that way.

1068
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:46,840
And I'm just like, oh, he was irritating, but it was like fun, too.

1069
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:50,320
So like a character I love to hate.

1070
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:53,080
And for no reason other than his attitude.

1071
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:54,080
Fair.

1072
01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:57,600
What do you think of Hugh Grant's performance?

1073
01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:58,600
I didn't mind it.

1074
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:04,640
It wasn't like outstanding to me or or anything, but it was good.

1075
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:05,640
I agree.

1076
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:06,640
Yeah.

1077
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:12,360
So he was like part of like the main cast, I just wanted to get your opinion on him.

1078
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:13,360
Yeah.

1079
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:18,600
And then I definitely got to give a shout out to Daisy Head, who played Sophina.

1080
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:22,640
She played an incredibly intimidating protagonist.

1081
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:23,640
Oh, antagonist.

1082
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:24,640
Straight up.

1083
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:25,640
Straight up.

1084
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:26,640
Yeah.

1085
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:30,760
So freaking loved her.

1086
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:31,760
So yeah.

1087
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:35,000
Where are you sitting at with acting?

1088
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:40,800
I would say that I'm at I'd say a solid 90.

1089
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:43,080
I might be a tad lower than you.

1090
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:45,080
I think I'm sitting at like an 88.

1091
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:46,080
Fair enough.

1092
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:47,080
All right.

1093
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:53,800
Next up, we got character development, which I don't know about you, but I did based off

1094
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:54,800
of Edgen.

1095
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:55,800
Yeah.

1096
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:57,800
Oh, yeah, definitely.

1097
01:10:57,800 --> 01:10:58,840
Yeah.

1098
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:02,880
So that that's Chris Pine's character.

1099
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:07,560
I think he had some like really decent growth through this.

1100
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:12,920
No, dude, I absolutely agree, especially the sacrifice that he makes at the well, I guess

1101
01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:19,800
not a sacrifice, but the decision that he makes at the ending to instead of bringing

1102
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:25,520
his wife back, he brings back Holga, brings Holga back not only for his daughter, but

1103
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:31,520
for him, him realizing that, you know, it actually that this is what my wife would have

1104
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:32,520
wanted.

1105
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:35,360
So I think that was such a great carry.

1106
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:40,520
The growth that we get up until that point is so, so good to where when we get to that

1107
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:42,880
scene at the ending, it makes complete sense.

1108
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:44,320
It's not out of character.

1109
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:51,920
Yeah, it really like strikes an emotional punch because I think he I think he finally

1110
01:11:51,920 --> 01:12:00,320
like took that moment to realize that his daughter didn't know her mother.

1111
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:10,000
And so in her eyes, I think she she are he finally saw that she views her as kind of

1112
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:16,000
that mother figure where it's like it's obviously I don't think she views her like a mother,

1113
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:22,440
but just that that strong feminine figure in her life.

1114
01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:32,240
And I think it took a lot for for Edgyn to realize that what he was doing was or what

1115
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:42,400
he was trying to do with resurrecting his wife was more of a selfish act than what he

1116
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:46,720
thought was like for the greater good of his daughter.

1117
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:50,200
So I thought that was a really interesting story.

1118
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,840
And I wish we would have dived into it just a little bit more.

1119
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:58,360
But I think I think it worked out like amazingly well.

1120
01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:03,480
I had close to no issues with with his arc.

1121
01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:07,440
I have definitely like a high point in this.

1122
01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:14,720
Like this might be one of my higher categories.

1123
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:18,280
But I think I'm going to put I mean, it's not much higher.

1124
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:20,280
I'm like at an eighty nine.

1125
01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:22,080
I don't match on that.

1126
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:23,080
All right.

1127
01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:25,920
Next up, we got effects.

1128
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:31,080
And bro, these effects were pretty fricking good.

1129
01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:38,480
They've dude, I got I know it's played off as a joke and everything, but I got a fricking

1130
01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:44,640
nightmare feel when the whole like spell that they were doing for Chris Pratt's not Chris

1131
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:45,640
Pratt.

1132
01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:46,640
Wow.

1133
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:47,640
Sorry.

1134
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:48,640
I'm sorry.

1135
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:49,640
Chris Pratt.

1136
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:50,640
Oh, my God.

1137
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:52,760
Chris Pines, Edgen to be in two places at once.

1138
01:13:52,760 --> 01:14:00,300
But then the spell starts going haywire and his fricking like face starts morphing and

1139
01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:05,320
he starts getting like they fricking like it looked awesome.

1140
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:06,820
Like the effects look super cool.

1141
01:14:06,820 --> 01:14:11,560
But oh, my God, was that shit nightmare feel when his pupils got that fricking big?

1142
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:14,120
Like, oh, hell no.

1143
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:18,960
Dude, it was horrifying.

1144
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:27,760
Dude, this movie fricking hits you with a couple fricking solid jump scares.

1145
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:31,440
Dude, yeah, seriously.

1146
01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:37,720
Like the fricking big one that I'm thinking of is when Frank is a.

1147
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:47,920
Sofina when she like when they're like so it's when Forge is showing off the the vault

1148
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:54,440
and everything and Sofina like stops and she's like there's a wild like changeling among

1149
01:14:54,440 --> 01:15:01,080
us and then she just screams and points like that scared the hell out of me.

1150
01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:02,080
Same here, man.

1151
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:03,800
Same here.

1152
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:10,840
And then I'm trying to think of like some other shit that like scared me via the fricking

1153
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:15,280
Jaguar looking things like those were scary, too.

1154
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:16,280
Oh, yeah.

1155
01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:23,440
And I know I saw it in the damn commercials, but that damn like the box or the the the

1156
01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:25,240
thing that looked like a chest.

1157
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:26,920
Oh, yeah, I do.

1158
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:28,640
And that fricking mouth just popped out.

1159
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:30,240
Yeah, that scared the shit out of me.

1160
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:33,600
Yeah, it's just like good hell.

1161
01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:37,720
Like that has no business being that fricking scary.

1162
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:40,360
Yeah, dude, straight up.

1163
01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:44,320
Yeah, there's a bunch of shit like that.

1164
01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:50,360
Like it's just like completely random, like totally took me off guard.

1165
01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:58,400
Like when they resurrected that first guy at the like the battle, like the cemetery,

1166
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:02,040
and it like took a second for him to be revived.

1167
01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:08,200
Like that was fricking terrifying.

1168
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:09,200
What do you think?

1169
01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:11,200
How did the dragon look in your opinion?

1170
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:14,400
Oh, the fricking pudgy dragon.

1171
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:17,880
Yeah, I thought he looked really good.

1172
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:25,160
No, like honestly, I thought that he was on the level of how how some smough looked and

1173
01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:26,160
the hobbit.

1174
01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:34,840
Yeah, I mean, it's hard to judge like the real how realistic something looks with when

1175
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:39,760
it comes to like a dragon and its movement, especially a fat dragon.

1176
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:45,840
Fair but I think they did amazingly well, like just keeping it on the same level as

1177
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:52,040
everything else within the scene where it didn't feel like overly done, but didn't feel

1178
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:55,000
like poor quality either.

1179
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:59,840
Like this was just like a perfect, perfect level.

1180
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:05,760
I will say another effect that I really thought looked good was when they're using the whole

1181
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:12,200
spell to where you can teleport from one area to another if you can see it.

1182
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:18,160
They're doing that with being able to transport into the room with you know, like all the

1183
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:21,160
treasures and everything.

1184
01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:25,480
And they're like on the stagecoach and they're like trying to make it towards like attached

1185
01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:31,280
to the they attach it to the picture and they're trying to transport it into that room.

1186
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:34,200
Just everything that they have to go through, especially on the stagecoach the way that

1187
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,320
like it.

1188
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:40,160
I thought it was going to look campy, but they actually made it look really good to

1189
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:42,680
where they're trying to reach each other through.

1190
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:51,480
I don't even know how to explain it.

1191
01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:55,000
When you're reaching for someone through like a completely different into a different like

1192
01:17:55,000 --> 01:18:03,160
not dimension, but like you're reaching for someone through a portal.

1193
01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:04,160
That's what I'm looking for.

1194
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:08,840
I don't know why it took me that long to get that.

1195
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:11,440
But like yeah, the whole scene where they're, you know, like having to reach each other

1196
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:14,600
through the portal, just making it work.

1197
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:17,400
Like I thought that was going to like I was afraid that was going to look bad.

1198
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:19,120
I'm just like, oh yeah, no, I can.

1199
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:22,800
Like yeah, of course that's, you know, like fantasy and everything that that's impossible

1200
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:26,320
to happen in, you know, our our world.

1201
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:32,400
But they made it look really realistic in this and I got to give them applause for that.

1202
01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:43,080
Dude, absolutely, like I I feel like I've seen movies that have portals, like obviously

1203
01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:50,640
not to like that degree, but they they come off looking super goofy, but they did a really

1204
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:53,360
solid job with these portals.

1205
01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:55,960
So I absolutely agree with you on that.

1206
01:18:55,960 --> 01:19:00,080
Those portals were the bomb.

1207
01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:07,960
And again, like I freaking loved the just like that Dungeons and Dragons style, like,

1208
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:10,160
oh, the painting fell.

1209
01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:17,320
So they like it just completely effed up their plan.

1210
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:19,560
I'd be so freaking pissed if that happened.

1211
01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:26,840
Oh my gosh, dude, because I was thinking I'm like, that's a freaking solid plan.

1212
01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:28,160
Yeah.

1213
01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:32,240
Like that, that's like super ingenious.

1214
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:36,520
And then when that painting fell, it's just like, oh, damn it.

1215
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:39,600
Son of a bitch.

1216
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:46,840
I will say I do feel like there is a bit of a plot hole there because the.

1217
01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:52,720
I do feel like they probably could have reached their hand in and lifted the frame up because

1218
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:56,320
the frame stuck out more than the painting.

1219
01:19:56,320 --> 01:19:58,720
Oh, that's a good point.

1220
01:19:58,720 --> 01:19:59,720
Yeah.

1221
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:03,400
But I mean, that's a very minor gripe and not anything that I'm going to dock for.

1222
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:05,400
I just wanted to bring it up.

1223
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:10,520
Yeah, they could have still gotten enough enough force to push it up.

1224
01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:11,520
Yeah, OK.

1225
01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:12,520
Yeah, I agree.

1226
01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:13,520
Oh, man.

1227
01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:18,600
But I.

1228
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:27,400
As much as I love the portal, though, I do feel it did kind of serve as a like a major

1229
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:33,000
plot device when it was just kind of something that she already when that whole got already

1230
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,200
had on hand.

1231
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:36,960
OK.

1232
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:44,920
So it just felt a little cheap, but I think I sufficiently docked for that in writing.

1233
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:50,360
I just wanted to bring that point up to but major effects that.

1234
01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:56,600
Oh, I got to say, frickin Doric, whenever she was shape shifting.

1235
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:58,320
Like her.

1236
01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:03,320
Like anytime she changed forms looked really frickin good.

1237
01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:04,320
Yeah.

1238
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:06,040
Oh, I absolutely agree.

1239
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:07,040
Other stuff.

1240
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:11,720
Oh, when she was the last one when she was beating the shit out of Sofina as the owl

1241
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:12,720
bear.

1242
01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:15,880
Dude, that was brutal.

1243
01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:19,680
Yeah, that was fantastic.

1244
01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:25,440
Dude, like just when I thought like when she initially beat her up, I was just like, oh,

1245
01:21:25,440 --> 01:21:27,120
damn, like that was a little rough.

1246
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:34,000
And then she like like here, Sofina just beats the shit out for more, throws her against

1247
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:40,160
the wall and then just like she fall like hits this corner falls down and then just

1248
01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:43,360
a shit rocks come crusher.

1249
01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:49,120
Just like, good Lord.

1250
01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:50,920
Can you say overkill?

1251
01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:54,960
Yeah, dude, straight up.

1252
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:57,640
So I frickin love that.

1253
01:21:57,640 --> 01:22:02,960
So man, the effects were rock solid, dude.

1254
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:04,680
They really were.

1255
01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:08,440
Where are you sitting that?

1256
01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:14,160
I think I'm actually going to go a touch above my acting and I'm going to go a 90.

1257
01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:16,200
I'm actually going to be a little bit nicer than you.

1258
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:17,200
Oh, okay.

1259
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:18,680
I'm going to go up to 93.

1260
01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:22,880
All right, next up, we got music.

1261
01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:31,440
I will say the whole song that I don't know if it was songs or if it was different songs

1262
01:22:31,440 --> 01:22:40,640
that, oh my God, I keep forgetting these names, sorry, that Edgen and Holga when they're leaving

1263
01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:48,560
her place are singing and then also that they're singing together is unfortunately she's dying,

1264
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:50,760
but then of course, you know, she gets resurrected.

1265
01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:51,760
Like I loved that.

1266
01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:52,760
That was great.

1267
01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:57,760
But was it, do you know, was it the same song?

1268
01:22:57,760 --> 01:23:02,360
Was he playing the same song when he was trying to distract the guards?

1269
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:03,360
Or was that a different song?

1270
01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:05,360
I think it was a different song.

1271
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:06,360
Okay.

1272
01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:15,600
So yeah, all the songs that, I'm going to remember this eventually, Edgen sung as a

1273
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:17,400
bard, fantastic.

1274
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:19,840
Oh yeah.

1275
01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:21,040
They were really good.

1276
01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:26,640
I think the only thing that was missing was just one really catchy song.

1277
01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:28,240
That's fair.

1278
01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:31,920
This would have bumped it up significantly for me.

1279
01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:39,320
I mean, the music surrounding everything, just like the score, really good though.

1280
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:41,880
It definitely, it was intense.

1281
01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:46,800
It added to the intensity when it needed to and then of course it added to the emotional

1282
01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:50,000
moments so very well done soundtrack.

1283
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,040
Oh yeah.

1284
01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:59,000
Yeah, I think with that and then like you said, the songs that Chris Pine was singing,

1285
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:02,120
I think I'm somewhere around an eight.

1286
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:03,120
Definitely agree.

1287
01:24:03,120 --> 01:24:04,120
All right.

1288
01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:05,120
Next up we got costumes.

1289
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:07,800
You got to say this.

1290
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:19,600
I really appreciate the practical costumes that they did.

1291
01:24:19,600 --> 01:24:21,240
Same here.

1292
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:27,280
Freaking ingenious.

1293
01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:35,160
I will say, and this isn't really an issue with the movie itself.

1294
01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:42,720
I wish that there was a little bit more variety in the characters in terms of what their species

1295
01:24:42,720 --> 01:24:44,640
were.

1296
01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:49,080
I think we saw some really cool looking characters.

1297
01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:52,720
I wish we would have gotten a little bit more.

1298
01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:59,760
I would have really liked to see more like an orcish barbarian.

1299
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:03,440
If you could have freaking orked up Michelle Rodriguez a little bit.

1300
01:25:03,440 --> 01:25:05,480
Fair enough.

1301
01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:06,480
Yeah.

1302
01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:08,480
I don't know.

1303
01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:13,800
It would just been a wider variety.

1304
01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:18,100
I feel we got to see a lot of humanoid characters.

1305
01:25:18,100 --> 01:25:22,680
We got to see creatures every once in a while, but I think overall I would have liked to

1306
01:25:22,680 --> 01:25:26,920
see more of the creature.

1307
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:27,920
But again, that's not.

1308
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:28,920
I would definitely agree.

1309
01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:29,920
Yeah.

1310
01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:30,920
Nothing I'm going to dock for.

1311
01:25:30,920 --> 01:25:32,960
It's just a point that I wanted.

1312
01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:34,560
No, that's fair.

1313
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:38,480
But I mean, the costumes themselves, not hating.

1314
01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:45,240
No, even though I've never played the game ever, honestly, I still really appreciated

1315
01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:46,240
the costumes.

1316
01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:52,200
The world that they're setting up, honestly, every single costume for every character made

1317
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:53,200
sense.

1318
01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:54,200
Yeah.

1319
01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:57,720
So, I mean, they all looked good.

1320
01:25:57,720 --> 01:26:02,840
And I, like I said, got to give freaking props to the practical costumes.

1321
01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:03,840
Okay.

1322
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:10,160
I'm at like a pretty sturdy nine and I could be talked up to a ten.

1323
01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:15,720
I don't know what else I could say to talk up to a ten because I'm also at a sturdy nine.

1324
01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:20,440
So I could convince myself to talk me up to a ten.

1325
01:26:20,440 --> 01:26:21,440
You know what?

1326
01:26:21,440 --> 01:26:22,440
Fair enough.

1327
01:26:22,440 --> 01:26:23,440
All right.

1328
01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:26,440
Last up, we got our own personal score.

1329
01:26:26,440 --> 01:26:29,800
You want to take this one first?

1330
01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:32,120
I would love to.

1331
01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:38,440
So overall, me being a person that has not only ever played Dungeons and Dragons, but

1332
01:26:38,440 --> 01:26:43,880
literally knows nothing about the whole, the franchise, the lore, nothing.

1333
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:51,840
Like I literally went into this movie with zero percent knowledge in anything deep.

1334
01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:54,720
And I walked out having a little bit more knowledge.

1335
01:26:54,720 --> 01:27:01,480
I will say I was confused during the movie, but I feel for newcomers, they actually do

1336
01:27:01,480 --> 01:27:06,520
a really good job of moving the plot forward and making sure that like you have little

1337
01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:11,600
to no knowledge with this franchise or with this property.

1338
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:14,600
You could still follow along, which I really, really appreciated.

1339
01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:18,800
And it's just a really fun fantasy adventure movie.

1340
01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:22,000
Really great, great characters, great effects.

1341
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:25,760
Just, yeah, I just had a really good time.

1342
01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:27,920
That's the biggest positive that I can say about this movie.

1343
01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:29,880
I just had a great time.

1344
01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:35,680
It's a fun fantasy movie and that's really what I wanted from this.

1345
01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:41,880
So I'm going to go, I'm going to go on 88.

1346
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:42,880
Not bad.

1347
01:27:42,880 --> 01:27:43,880
Oh yeah.

1348
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:51,680
I, I, I had a really good time with this movie.

1349
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:58,080
I will say my expectations for this were a little bit higher than they probably should

1350
01:27:58,080 --> 01:27:59,720
have been when I went in.

1351
01:27:59,720 --> 01:28:06,040
So when I came out, it was, it felt like I was a little disappointed, but kind of talking

1352
01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:11,280
this through a bit more, it just kind of made me realize that maybe my expectations for

1353
01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:16,880
it were a little too high and just it's completely unfair.

1354
01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:24,120
And that's why I really liked this, our, our system, cause it kind of forces me to look

1355
01:28:24,120 --> 01:28:32,160
at a movie a little bit more realistically and not through such like a fan boy eyes and

1356
01:28:32,160 --> 01:28:39,480
which the fan boy in me would have given this a little bit lower, which I mean, I am a little

1357
01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:43,160
bit lower than Rose, but not as low as I initially thought that I was going to be.

1358
01:28:43,160 --> 01:28:50,440
Like when I came out of this movie, I was sitting around like a 78, 79 in terms of like

1359
01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:52,040
my personal score.

1360
01:28:52,040 --> 01:28:53,040
Yeah.

1361
01:28:53,040 --> 01:28:58,480
Like it's not, not horrible, but I mean, it wasn't great either.

1362
01:28:58,480 --> 01:29:03,360
So I mean, coming out of it and just kind of managing my expectations.

1363
01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:08,520
I do see this being one that I go back and, and explore again.

1364
01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:11,040
Cause it was fun.

1365
01:29:11,040 --> 01:29:13,640
It was a lot of fun.

1366
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:17,240
Like in the more that I learned about Dungeons and Dragons, like I'll love going back and

1367
01:29:17,240 --> 01:29:23,360
exposing what little Easter eggs I missed and, and whatnot, but I think overall it was

1368
01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:25,120
a really good time.

1369
01:29:25,120 --> 01:29:34,800
Like Rose said, a really good fantasy adventure and hopefully we get more out of this.

1370
01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:40,400
So I think I'm going to be at an 84.

1371
01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:43,560
Not bad at all.

1372
01:29:43,560 --> 01:29:44,880
Yeah.

1373
01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:45,880
So yeah.

1374
01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:51,080
Anyway, uh, just real quick and it's because I just remembered.

1375
01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:57,720
So before we get into what each of the categories scored, um, we did have a question of the

1376
01:29:57,720 --> 01:29:59,000
week that we posted.

1377
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:00,440
Oh yeah.

1378
01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:01,440
Shit.

1379
01:30:01,440 --> 01:30:02,440
Yeah.

1380
01:30:02,440 --> 01:30:10,440
So we got a lot of comments on this one and I am going to ignore the ones that didn't

1381
01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:13,440
answer the question.

1382
01:30:13,440 --> 01:30:15,320
The movie recommendation ones?

1383
01:30:15,320 --> 01:30:16,320
Yes.

1384
01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:22,080
Which we got a lot of and that does not mean that we don't care about your responses.

1385
01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:25,120
We do appreciate you guys recommending movies.

1386
01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:26,240
Yes.

1387
01:30:26,240 --> 01:30:33,600
And we will be absolutely getting to a lot of these or as many as we, we can.

1388
01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:39,680
Um, but with the question of the week, I want to give special shout outs to the people that

1389
01:30:39,680 --> 01:30:43,120
actually answer the question.

1390
01:30:43,120 --> 01:30:53,080
Uh, so with that, the question that we posted was what Dungeons and Dragons spell would

1391
01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:57,080
you like to have in the real world?

1392
01:30:57,080 --> 01:31:08,040
So the, so the first response that we got related to the question comes from Nick at

1393
01:31:08,040 --> 01:31:17,240
walmart underscore Nedgie, uh, who says I would love to have wish.

1394
01:31:17,240 --> 01:31:23,000
And so I luckily he like responded to what I asked and I was like, for those of us unfamiliar

1395
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:25,320
with D and D, what does wish do?

1396
01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:32,360
Um, he says it's a wish that you are a spell that you could wish for anything like even

1397
01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:37,400
to become a God, but you have to end someone to do it.

1398
01:31:37,400 --> 01:31:38,400
Damn.

1399
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:43,120
So it sounds like, I'm just trying to see what it does.

1400
01:31:43,120 --> 01:31:44,120
Yeah.

1401
01:31:44,120 --> 01:31:48,360
So it's like a super high, high ranking spell.

1402
01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:55,040
And I don't see anything that says that it costs someone their life.

1403
01:31:55,040 --> 01:31:59,840
But I mean, if that's again, he'd probably know better, but I mean, that's a freaking

1404
01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:00,840
brutal spell.

1405
01:32:00,840 --> 01:32:11,320
Like goddamn, um, like a soul for soul scenario over here.

1406
01:32:11,320 --> 01:32:12,320
Yeah.

1407
01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:13,320
A little bit.

1408
01:32:13,320 --> 01:32:14,640
Uh, let's see.

1409
01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:20,520
We got another response from Kira Yoshi cage.

1410
01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:28,960
It says Lou or at Lumer Illuminati, uh, who also said wish.

1411
01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:31,480
All right.

1412
01:32:31,480 --> 01:32:32,480
So yeah.

1413
01:32:32,480 --> 01:32:38,100
Uh, wish is just apparently something you do to, uh, get anything like you can wish

1414
01:32:38,100 --> 01:32:43,200
for anything, which I guess is a useful spell, but there are, what they both said is that

1415
01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:48,560
there are rules to having, uh, how you can use it.

1416
01:32:48,560 --> 01:32:53,080
And from, so I looked it up real quick and apparently like the greater the thing you're

1417
01:32:53,080 --> 01:33:00,720
wishing for the more like issues that you'll have granting it.

1418
01:33:00,720 --> 01:33:01,720
Interesting.

1419
01:33:01,720 --> 01:33:02,720
Yeah.

1420
01:33:02,720 --> 01:33:09,360
So it's just like, it kind of like the, a soul for a soul situation where it's just

1421
01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:16,880
whatever level of thing you're asking for, that's going to be the like equal cost to

1422
01:33:16,880 --> 01:33:21,200
make it happen, which is an interesting concept too.

1423
01:33:21,200 --> 01:33:23,400
Yeah, it really is.

1424
01:33:23,400 --> 01:33:26,760
Um, all right, let's see.

1425
01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:27,760
Yep.

1426
01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:33,400
We did get one from an at, it was all yellow.

1427
01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:39,520
Uh, who said, I don't play D and D, but probably something like fire.

1428
01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:41,280
So just like a fire spell.

1429
01:33:41,280 --> 01:33:42,280
Oh yeah.

1430
01:33:42,280 --> 01:33:46,380
And okay, here's one.

1431
01:33:46,380 --> 01:33:53,560
We got one from a Bryce van who Rick who says boost it or at boosted underscore seat who

1432
01:33:53,560 --> 01:33:56,340
said tiny servant.

1433
01:33:56,340 --> 01:34:01,360
The spell is really useless, but would be just fun in the real world.

1434
01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:04,160
I'm going to look up what tiny servant is.

1435
01:34:04,160 --> 01:34:06,240
All right.

1436
01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:08,160
So here, here's what it does.

1437
01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:15,800
You touch one tiny non-magical object that isn't attached to another object or a surface

1438
01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:18,880
and isn't being carried by another creature.

1439
01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:24,040
The target animates and sprouts little arms and legs becoming a creature under your control

1440
01:34:24,040 --> 01:34:29,840
until the spell ends or the creature drops to zero hit points.

1441
01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:31,840
That sounds awesome.

1442
01:34:31,840 --> 01:34:36,440
Yeah, that really does.

1443
01:34:36,440 --> 01:34:40,240
Dude, that would be the shit.

1444
01:34:40,240 --> 01:34:42,280
Yeah, especially in the real world.

1445
01:34:42,280 --> 01:34:45,400
I'd freaking make all my toys come to life.

1446
01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:46,400
Yes.

1447
01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:47,400
Yes.

1448
01:34:47,400 --> 01:34:48,400
Yeah.

1449
01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:56,880
And the higher this or the higher level you are, the more things you can animate.

1450
01:34:56,880 --> 01:34:59,480
Oh, dude, I love it.

1451
01:34:59,480 --> 01:35:01,120
That's awesome.

1452
01:35:01,120 --> 01:35:04,560
That is amazing.

1453
01:35:04,560 --> 01:35:09,360
And I will say, so I don't know if this is like a home brew spell or what there is a

1454
01:35:09,360 --> 01:35:16,560
Dungeons and Dragons game that I listen to where they have a spell called unseen servant

1455
01:35:16,560 --> 01:35:23,080
where it's this invisible entity that will do whatever you command it to do, but it's

1456
01:35:23,080 --> 01:35:26,160
100% invisible.

1457
01:35:26,160 --> 01:35:29,160
Yeah, it doesn't make noise.

1458
01:35:29,160 --> 01:35:31,320
Like it doesn't do anything.

1459
01:35:31,320 --> 01:35:36,440
It's just straight up invisible, but will do whatever you ask it to.

1460
01:35:36,440 --> 01:35:47,960
And the way that the players used it was they used it to straight up bully a boss character

1461
01:35:47,960 --> 01:35:55,480
because they got the unseen servant to walk behind the bad guy and push him over.

1462
01:35:55,480 --> 01:35:59,080
Oh my god, that's amazing.

1463
01:35:59,080 --> 01:36:02,920
Oh man.

1464
01:36:02,920 --> 01:36:11,000
So yeah, that is all the responses in relation to the question we asked.

1465
01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:18,080
And again, we just want to thank everyone that did comment on that.

1466
01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:21,600
We will be getting to as many of these suggestions as we can.

1467
01:36:21,600 --> 01:36:24,120
We are only human.

1468
01:36:24,120 --> 01:36:25,600
Yeah.

1469
01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:26,600
What he said.

1470
01:36:26,600 --> 01:36:30,560
Yeah, but we'll make it happen.

1471
01:36:30,560 --> 01:36:38,640
Anyway, getting back into so going off that and getting back into our breakdown.

1472
01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:47,080
So story story ended up averaging out to an 84.5.

1473
01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:53,640
Then writing jumped up a couple points sitting at an 86 acting jumped up even a little bit

1474
01:36:53,640 --> 01:37:00,240
more sitting at an 89 character development on the exact same level sitting at an 89.

1475
01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:10,280
The effects had a significant jump sitting at a 92 music sitting down at an eight out

1476
01:37:10,280 --> 01:37:17,680
of 10 costumes are nine out of 10 and our personal score averaged out to an 86.

1477
01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:23,680
So with that the final all bros letter grade for Dungeons and Dragons honor among thieves

1478
01:37:23,680 --> 01:37:31,840
has come out to a B plus.

1479
01:37:31,840 --> 01:37:32,840
Hell yeah.

1480
01:37:32,840 --> 01:37:38,240
Yeah, that's scored a lot higher than I thought it was going to.

1481
01:37:38,240 --> 01:37:40,280
But I think rightfully so.

1482
01:37:40,280 --> 01:37:42,520
Yeah, I agree.

1483
01:37:42,520 --> 01:37:45,560
Yeah, so it is sitting at.

1484
01:37:45,560 --> 01:37:48,440
Oh shit, just lost it.

1485
01:37:48,440 --> 01:37:49,440
Where'd it go?

1486
01:37:49,440 --> 01:37:51,100
Okay, there it is.

1487
01:37:51,100 --> 01:37:54,680
So it is sitting at an 87.68%.

1488
01:37:54,680 --> 01:37:55,680
Wow.

1489
01:37:55,680 --> 01:37:56,680
Okay.

1490
01:37:56,680 --> 01:38:01,560
Yeah, so it's definitely one of our higher ones.

1491
01:38:01,560 --> 01:38:05,360
So out of so this is a B plus movie.

1492
01:38:05,360 --> 01:38:14,080
There are 54 B plus movies and this one ranked number 30.

1493
01:38:14,080 --> 01:38:17,520
So it's like dead center.

1494
01:38:17,520 --> 01:38:18,520
Not bad.

1495
01:38:18,520 --> 01:38:20,860
Yeah, not bad at all.

1496
01:38:20,860 --> 01:38:32,720
So like I said sitting at an 87.68 that puts it below Rhea and the last dragon which is

1497
01:38:32,720 --> 01:38:36,600
sitting at an 87.81.

1498
01:38:36,600 --> 01:38:41,560
It's also below the prom which is at an 88.12.

1499
01:38:41,560 --> 01:38:46,440
It's below the invisible man which is at an 88.23.

1500
01:38:46,440 --> 01:38:51,240
It's below glass onion which is at an 88.25.

1501
01:38:51,240 --> 01:38:56,720
And then finally it is below how to train your dragon 2 which is at an 88.37.

1502
01:38:56,720 --> 01:39:08,240
Yeah, going the opposite direction it ended up above parasite which is at an 87.59.

1503
01:39:08,240 --> 01:39:09,240
Damn.

1504
01:39:09,240 --> 01:39:12,800
Yeah, right?

1505
01:39:12,800 --> 01:39:20,000
It's above how to train your dragon which is at an 87.5 as well as the black phone which

1506
01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:22,400
is also at an 87.5.

1507
01:39:22,400 --> 01:39:23,400
Wow.

1508
01:39:23,400 --> 01:39:30,720
Yeah, it's above freaky which is at an 87.37.

1509
01:39:30,720 --> 01:39:35,760
And then finally it is above detective Pikachu which is at an 87.31.

1510
01:39:35,760 --> 01:39:41,560
Okay, yeah it's not bad at all.

1511
01:39:41,560 --> 01:39:46,040
Definitely not bad.

1512
01:39:46,040 --> 01:39:55,320
Just for shits and giggles, so with Dungeons & Dragons being at an 87.68, to get one percentage

1513
01:39:55,320 --> 01:40:00,960
away you have to go down 15 movies.

1514
01:40:00,960 --> 01:40:02,920
Holy shit.

1515
01:40:02,920 --> 01:40:11,160
Yeah, and it's being like one percentage away it's frozen 2.

1516
01:40:11,160 --> 01:40:19,760
So frozen 2 is below this and then going one percentage above you only go seven above for

1517
01:40:19,760 --> 01:40:24,800
it to be a full percentage away and that's sitting at bros.

1518
01:40:24,800 --> 01:40:26,880
Okay wow.

1519
01:40:26,880 --> 01:40:32,680
So I don't know about you but I really like where this ended up.

1520
01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:34,160
No, I do too.

1521
01:40:34,160 --> 01:40:37,440
No, I think it's a really good placement for it.

1522
01:40:37,440 --> 01:40:38,440
So yeah.

1523
01:40:38,440 --> 01:40:39,440
Sweet.

1524
01:40:39,440 --> 01:40:46,520
Sweet, well, unless you have anything else that you want to add about this movie or this

1525
01:40:46,520 --> 01:40:47,520
episode.

1526
01:40:47,520 --> 01:40:49,680
Nope, that I do not.

1527
01:40:49,680 --> 01:40:55,800
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1528
01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:58,680
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1529
01:40:58,680 --> 01:41:03,760
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1530
01:41:03,760 --> 01:41:05,960
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1531
01:41:05,960 --> 01:41:11,400
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1532
01:41:11,400 --> 01:41:17,640
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1533
01:41:17,640 --> 01:41:21,000
I wasn't going to say anything.

1534
01:41:21,000 --> 01:41:27,840
You probably should have because I'm glad I stopped myself.

1535
01:41:27,840 --> 01:41:32,160
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1536
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1537
01:41:33,160 --> 01:41:37,920
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1538
01:41:37,920 --> 01:41:44,280
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1539
01:41:44,280 --> 01:41:47,720
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1540
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1541
01:41:48,720 --> 01:41:54,040
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1542
01:41:54,040 --> 01:41:55,760
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1543
01:41:55,760 --> 01:41:59,040
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1544
01:41:59,040 --> 01:42:04,800
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1545
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1546
01:42:12,200 --> 01:42:17,440
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1547
01:42:17,440 --> 01:42:21,040
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1548
01:42:21,040 --> 01:42:23,960
So you can look forward to that.

1549
01:42:23,960 --> 01:42:27,360
But until next week, this has been the all bros podcast.

1550
01:42:27,360 --> 01:42:36,040
I'm Jonathan and I'm Caleb and we will catch you guys next week.

1551
01:42:36,040 --> 01:42:38,280
I was gonna I was gonna I was gonna say your line.

1552
01:42:38,280 --> 01:42:39,280
I'm on that one.

1553
01:42:39,280 --> 01:42:40,280
Yeah, I know.

1554
01:42:40,280 --> 01:42:41,280
Right.

1555
01:42:41,280 --> 01:42:44,440
Well, I was gonna say your line, but I'm like, no, I want to say my line.

1556
01:42:44,440 --> 01:42:46,480
Did you forget what your line was?

1557
01:42:46,480 --> 01:42:48,480
I did actually.

1558
01:42:48,480 --> 01:43:04,280
So bye deuces.

