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What is up bros, I'm Caleb and I'm Jonathan and we are a couple of bros on a mission to

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give you guys the most detailed movie reviews out there with as little bias as possible.

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Welcome to the All Bros.

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This week on the podcast we are joined by our very special third guest, or third host.

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John Leguizamo, it's me everybody, I finally made it to the show.

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Johnny Legs is here.

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I wouldn't be part of that Mario movie but I will be on the All Brothers podcast, that's

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right.

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Hey baby, Johnny Legs.

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I'm 70, come on.

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He's not really 70 is he?

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I don't know, he's very old though, he's shockingly old.

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I told somebody today, I was like how old do you think John Leguizamo was in the Mario

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movie and they said to me as confidently as my nephew said the Marianas Trench is just

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not in the ocean.

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He was 19 years old.

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They said to me and I was like 33 and there was an audible gasp.

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I was going to guess late 20s but okay.

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Yeah that's what I would guess too but he's not shockingly old, he's 62.

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Bro he doesn't look 62.

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He looks like 51 maybe.

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One dude has aged gracefully and then some.

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I mean who knows, he is only 62.

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He's got some years to do some of them hard mushrooms.

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Yeah man, I was really hoping that we would have gotten him on but we got him to comment

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on something, kinda, and I'll take it all day long.

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Yeah I got to look at John Leguizamo's stories on Instagram and be like it says the Albros

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and look down there featuring the untrained eye.

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We did it, we're famous now.

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He ain't going to do it this time though, homeboy is not a fan.

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Nope, not even a little bit.

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I'm gonna start it on that.

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Anyway so this week in 4k spotlight we have a couple new movies that are coming out that

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Rose will bring up here in a second.

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Then in Through the Wall we got a couple trailers that we're going to talk about.

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One for the Marvels, one for Ahsoka.

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So yeah after that we'll be getting into our headliner where we will be breaking down the

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Super Mario Bros. movie.

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Alright starting off in 4k spotlight.

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Rose do you want to let everyone know what movies are coming out this week?

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I would love to.

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So first up we got Cocaine Bear which is coming to Blu-ray.

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It's not getting 4k release unfortunately.

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Yeah this is one that I have not seen.

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I know Caleb hasn't seen.

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Have you seen it these days?

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I have not.

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I jokingly told my wife I could take the nephews to go see it if you want some time to yourself.

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Because it was literally the only thing playing.

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That's funny.

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I don't know.

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Could be good.

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So it actually starts streaming on Peacock this Friday.

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Really?

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I will definitely watch that movie.

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I don't know if it's a theater watch but that definitely seems like a sit down with a beer

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and watch Cocaine Bear.

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By the way I don't know if you guys heard or if it's even true but apparently much like

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you know how Sharknado just started getting spin offs of itself.

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I saw it could have been a joke but I saw like a mock up poster for Cocaine Shark which

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I don't know if that's real but I know that there has been talks of like them like other

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spin offs with this kind of stuff.

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I would watch it.

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Not in the theaters but I would watch it.

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I'm looking at it right now just to see.

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There is.

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Holy shit that really is a thing.

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Oh my god.

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I'm so glad it's true.

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Dude there's a trailer for.

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Wait when did this article come out?

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March 9th?

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Yeah there's a trailer for it and everything.

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Are we sure though it's a real trailer?

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I'm gonna look real quick while you talk about the other movies.

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Okay.

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Or finish your thoughts on Cocaine Bear.

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Actually after I finish this I'm gonna look at the Wikipedia page for Cocaine Bear and

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see if there's like any mention of spin offs.

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No I want the movie not the actual event.

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Dammit.

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Okay well so the other movie coming out this week is Magic Mike The Last Dance.

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I have only seen the first Magic Mike.

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I never checked out the second one I meant to.

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I think I even bought the Blu-ray.

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Yeah I know I did buy the Blu-ray but I never watched it.

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So I'll need to see the second one before I see the third one but you know like the

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story wasn't bad in the first one.

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I feel you know a lot of people would say oh yeah you know I just come here to watch

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you know Channing Tatum dance sexually without a shirt on.

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I'm sure that's what a lot of people go for too.

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But the story the story is actually not that bad actually from what I remember of the first

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one.

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So I'm interested in seeing the third one.

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I don't know when I'll actually see it.

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I'll probably catch it like on when it comes to like a streaming service.

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So yes so those are the two releases coming out this week and both are.

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Let me just double check.

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I believe Magic Mike X.

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Wow I'm saying the sequel here sorry.

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I believe Magic Mike The Last Dance is just getting a Blu-ray release as well.

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It's not getting a 4k but let me double check on that.

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I just want to say Rose when you were explaining.

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It has a really good story.

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You sound like those guys back in the day that were like I buy Playboys for the articles.

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Okay.

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There's happened to be naked ladies in there and that is a bonus but I get it for the in-depth

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interviews they do.

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Look all I'm saying is when I saw the first one I should have just you know should have

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just came out right there.

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Right come on Jonathan.

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Yeah you're letting your buy show.

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Yeah.

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Guys I got to use the bathroom.

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I don't want to talk about it.

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I'll be right back.

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The bathroom four times during this movie.

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He's going to stop drinking so much soda.

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All right so for those of you that are curious I just watched the trailer for Cocaine Shark.

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It looks it looks of to be of the same quality as a Velocipastor.

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Like the special effects go from like super cheesy.

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There's like a big like fake explosion to like anime looking like sparks when people stomp

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and it is right.

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So just to give you an idea of how how good this movie may or may not be.

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It is written by someone who wrote two movies called The Abomination and Replicator.

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What is the title.

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It is alligator that replicates itself.

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Gotcha.

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So just sounds like a regular alligator just laying eggs.

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But go ahead.

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It is directed by someone that made a movie called Amityville in space.

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I love that.

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Technically Amityville is in space.

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So just putting that out there.

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Let's see it stars someone who is in two movies called Queen Crab and Jurassic Prey as well

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as someone that was in Amityville in space and a movie called Sharkula.

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Sharkula.

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Now wait wait wait wait wait wait everybody.

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You just stop for a second.

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You don't say Sharkula and then keep talking.

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The speculation begins now.

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Is Sharkula a shark that bites other sharks and turns them into its minions or sucks their

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blood or is Sharkula a shark that bites people and turns them into shark vampires.

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Don't read the don't read the plot.

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You guess.

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Guess right now.

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OK.

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Well I'm looking at the thumbnail of Sharkula.

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Is he wearing a cape with like the big thing on the back you know.

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If he wasn't.

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He is.

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He absolutely.

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At least it looks like it.

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It could be just like a splash of blood but it looks like the freaking big escape.

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And it's a shark with fangs.

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So this or I guess the the production company that made this also has a bunch of other movies

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that are in this room or like recommended like after YouTube trailer thing called Evil

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Building Sharkula the dead girl in apartment three.

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Weegee shark to to and Mountain Devil to Mountain Devil to like this is I feel like we all missed

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because like there do you remember in the beginning days of Netflix streaming when Netflix

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had nothing and they were just like they just had all the knockoff everything like there's

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just and there was like there was a business where like people were like all right we're

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going to make we're going to remake this movie is the Transformers we're going to call it

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the Transmorphers.

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It's going to take place in three.

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That's right.

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Three rooms and that is it.

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This entire one and a half hour movie is going to be all that.

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And and that's what it was.

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Like every movie was just like Barry Spotter and the guy who I don't know spots trains

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or whatever like all of it and it was all three and that's what they did.

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Like we need to do this guys.

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Let's make ocula octopus Dracula trademarked.

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Yeah so this is something that is coming to digital and DVD on July 7th.

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So cocaine shark is of this year.

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Wow no blu ray release.

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They definitely have a lot of faith in this.

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Please get bent on to to break this movie down with you guys please.

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What cocaine shark?

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Yes yes yes yes yes.

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Oh man.

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Anyway yeah so for those of you that were curious that that spin off is in fact real.

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Sorry not sorry that I brought it up.

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All right anything else you guys want to say about either cocaine bear or magic Mike.

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I got one thing to say DJ I thought you had to use the bathroom.

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Oh I already did.

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You can't see me from the waist down buddy.

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All right well one more time.

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I'm learning a lot about DJ tonight.

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This is exciting.

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I was relistening to our last episode and you know all those months ago two weeks ago

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and I forgot that I was like yeah I got this role playing group and you Rose are like I'm

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sorry what do you have now.

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I'm sorry people think role play they think sexually.

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I'm sorry.

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Yeah no and then I leaned into it.

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I just have that dirty of a mind.

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I got to lean into it Rose it's my thing I lean into it.

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That's why I went to the went to the bathroom.

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I realized I did that too on the episode.

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I did this which no one can see which is air quotes and then didn't mention that I did

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air quotes just did air quotes to you guys because I can see your face.

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I have such a bad problem with doing that kind of shit.

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Caleb always gets mad at me for it.

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I don't get mad I think it's funny I'm like no one's going to understand that this was

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a joke.

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Yeah that's true.

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I'm not wearing any pants for everyone at home.

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I did the air quotes.

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All right well moving on to through the wall.

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We got two new trailers to talk about.

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The first one came out today the day that we're recording which was awesome and then

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the other one came out a few days ago.

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That's the four days ago of this recording anyway.

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Yeah so let's go with Soka first because I know Rose doesn't have very much to say about

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that.

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Yeah you know you guys got this.

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I'm just going to kick back and I mean honestly I don't have a lot to say about it other than

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like I got to see I got to see another sneak peek at some rebels characters.

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I just I just cannot wait like this is this is the series.

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The Mandalorian was the series I didn't know that I wanted.

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This is the series that I have wanted forever I feel like.

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Really quickly because have you guys caught kept up with season three of The Mandalorian.

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Of course.

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Not me because I'm a loser.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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It has been like this is one of the most divisive things I've seen in Star Wars like so like

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either people love it or hate it.

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Like so what is your opinion.

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On season three.

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Yeah like a lot of people hate it.

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They do not like it at all.

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Those people are wrong.

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I like what they're doing.

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Like I don't think it's like it's not out of character or anything like what they're

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doing but I do.

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I will say this it does feel a little.

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I won't say fan service.

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It feels like they're throwing in like cameos and shit.

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Like I feel like cameos used to mean something and they've just kind of cheapened it.

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Okay just for the sake of it now.

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I just want to say this about the cameos because on one hand I and I do I didn't get to this

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but I already heard because how do you not.

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How do you stay away from all the spoilers.

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But for anyone who doesn't know Jack Black and Lizzo and Doc Brown were in at least one

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episode if not more.

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Yeah it was just it was the last one.

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My thing is like I love who.

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Listen.

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If I'm not giving myself the leeway I'm not giving these people the leeway either.

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But I I felt this way and then I heard someone say it like I like Jack Black a lot.

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I like Lizzo.

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I obviously like Doc Brown but that's cameos like this is not it's not a star.

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I know it sounds like I know Star Wars fans are the worst so I know how I sound when I'm

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about to say this but Star Wars is that's not a Star Wars thing to just be like hey

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you know that guy that everybody knows he's here now you see look at him he's right here

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and now he's in space too.

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You're supposed to find out that Daniel Craig was a stormtrooper that came in and you had

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no idea but he was there that day and threw on a helmet.

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You know I mean like I'm not opposed to it.

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I didn't see it so obviously I can't say like it was good bad or otherwise and I got a I'm

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not gonna lie I love Jack Black so I'm going to love that scene.

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But they so that's just it.

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They were such a small part to like it wasn't like the whole episode was like around them.

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They were just kind of there.

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It was it was Mando traveling to a planet that had some quote unquote royalty or like

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some just some sort of like.

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Okay I'll just say royalty they had some royalty and they just happened to be the the king

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and queen.

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Yeah and I don't know like focus too much it's like they kind of gave Mando his next

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mission and that's like that was it.

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It wasn't like they were like a huge part like they jumped back every once in a while.

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Not really.

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No.

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And that's it is like here's the thing like if it doesn't become like these shows don't

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become the vessel for like you know whoever is the hottest in pop culture because that's

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the thing like I.

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So here's why I don't want to be like too harsh on it because of that episode in She

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Hulk when Meg the Stallion showed up and everyone flipped their wigs off like it was it was

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how unconscionable.

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How could this this rap woman be in the show with our green lady.

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This is impossible.

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And then they get down and twerk.

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I don't think so.

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Like that was nonsense.

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Like that was a great episode.

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That was a great show.

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But like I don't want it to be that where they're just like a the Mando's twerking.

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Like obviously that's not going to happen.

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But I don't know.

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I also don't want to be that terrible Star Wars fan because I have been I have literally

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felt the force of you know not to be punny but of those Star Wars fans that are just

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the worst and I hate I hate smack talk and Star Wars because I don't want to be lumped

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in with them.

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But I do have critiques of it.

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So so I.

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So this is kind of how it was set up.

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It wasn't like they had no reason to travel to this planet.

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They had a reason.

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They needed to talk with someone.

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They knew that they were on this planet.

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They kind of got intercepted from this like this royalty people brought them into their

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dent or their like their area and was just like they told him like hey we need to go

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chat with these people.

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They're like hey but could you do a mission for us first.

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And they're like sure.

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They went did the mission came back.

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Everything was solved.

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They went and talked to the people and like it continued the story but it was like just

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kind of like a quick sidetrack thing.

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It wasn't like a huge deal.

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It's it.

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It was a fun cameo where it could have just been just some rando.

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Yeah.

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And it could it wouldn't have had the same impact.

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It was just like oh like OK who cares about this.

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But I think they were trying to incorporate something fun for other people to be like

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hey like instead of it being just completely like random people.

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Well and I think to Rose what you might be alluding to is like some people with season

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three I heard were like we're like if you didn't watch the Book of Boba Fett you don't

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know what's going on.

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You see it seems like season two everything is done and it's good and wrapped up and then

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season three shows up and then he's got the kid back and then they're just flying around

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in some ship you've never seen before.

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Like hey man relax.

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You can only see Mandalorian on Disney plus and spoiler alert the Book of Boba Fett was

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on Disney plus.

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So if you didn't watch that then you don't care anyway.

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And most people probably did watch that and if you didn't hear by now that the second

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half of the Book of Boba Fett was Manda Mandalorian season two point five then you just you didn't

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care enough to watch it.

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So who cares.

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Like if you're enjoying the thing like even though the story might have seemed wrapped

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up after season two I mean we're living in a fantasy world right where these are real

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people doing real things.

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So their story didn't end after season two they still did stuff and now we get to see

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it.

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So who cares.

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Yeah like so my wife and I we've been watching Mandalorian together before we before season

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three started we went back and rewatched the last three episodes of Book of Boba Fett just

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to get her caught up on what was happening with Mando.

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Yeah.

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And like that's all you really need.

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You just need that one episode.

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I.

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She probably didn't need to watch both of like all three of those.

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She probably could have just watched the one that was like just the Mando episode and called

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it good.

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But she wanted to like kind of watch that story through.

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She's like what else is Mando in and I'm like he's in these three.

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And so we watched all of those three just so she could get caught up.

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I had already watched all of Book of Boba Fett so I knew what was what.

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And I don't know how big a fan of Star Wars she is but like people hate it on that show.

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That that show definitely had its problems but that was a good show.

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Like that was a damn good show.

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Like it again definitely had its issues.

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I don't want to go over them because I don't want to be lumped in with the haters but I

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would say overall great show.

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Great compliment to what Mandalorian was and and helped go.

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OK we can transition you into season three and Boba Fett out.

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See you next time.

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Yeah.

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And tying this into what we're talking about with the Soca I feel like a Soca is going

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to have the same issues too.

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Like at some point I think they know long until someone goes.

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I never saw rebels.

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Who are these people.

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What are these things.

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Why does she seem to know these people already.

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Why do they already know what the dark saber is.

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Hey you're all dumb.

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You're all dumb.

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Everyone including me.

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Like just relax.

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Just watch a show and enjoy laser fights like why are you looking that deep into it.

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You can but you don't have to.

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I know Rose you're not like into all of that but you could watch that show and be fine.

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There would be stuff that you were like I don't know what this is a reference to.

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But it's a good show.

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I'm not talking about a Soca I'm talking about Mandalorian again.

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But I would imagine a Soca is going to be the same way of like I don't know maybe you'll

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need a little context of Mandalorian but probably not.

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Yeah I mean hell I think what I think something Disney plus has been really good about is

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before a show comes out they give you like hey you might want like here's some catch

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up for you.

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There's a category that's like before you watch whatever.

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Yeah like that is so useful.

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Just like before you watch this check out this.

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Like I think they did it with like Shang-Chi and like other movies they're just like hey

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before you watch this next Marvel thing watch this.

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Yeah I remember before Wakanda Forever came out like they had like all right you need

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to watch Civil War and the other ones I can't remember.

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Yeah.

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So I have no doubt that they're probably going to do that with a Soca.

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I've already watched all of Rebels.

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I'm probably going to do a quick rewatch before the show comes out.

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Soca comes out just to like re-familiarize myself with everything.

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But I mean I'm pumped.

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I'm really freaking excited for what they showed.

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My only complaint though and this is probably a really stupid like issue to have.

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Hera.

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Hey she looks a little goofy right.

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I don't think it's goofy.

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She looks a bit too feminine.

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But like yeah there's something that was like again I don't want to be that guy but I was

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looking at her and I was like.

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But I mean that I don't know.

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Like listen I'm not going to lie.

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I'm just waiting to see Ezra show back up.

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Be like hey the freaking space whales brought me back everybody.

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Hey if you really thought you didn't know what was going on.

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Space whales that can use warp speed or whatever.

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It took me away.

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Me and your boy old blue man.

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Blue man Thrawn.

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We left on a spaceship on a whale.

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And we're back now.

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Yeah.

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So I like that what they're doing is just kind of doing those like small incorporations

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of stuff from rebels into what's going on now.

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And I'm excited.

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I'm happy with the Mandalorian.

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I feel like I'm going to be more than excited for Ahsoka.

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The only thing like in terms of Ahsoka.

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Because like I had like I said I had some issues with Hera looking a little like a tattoo

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feminine.

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Because I like at least the way that she looked animated it felt like she was a little bit

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more tomboyish.

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Yeah.

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But so I mean that again super small issue.

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But Ahsoka.

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In fairness we.

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Go ahead I'm sorry.

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No I was just going to say with Ahsoka I feel like I don't know if they're able to capture

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how epic of a fighter Ahsoka was.

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No.

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Dude.

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Like if you look at the clone if you look at Clone Wars and then what was it.

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Did they do what did the Clone Wars go into Bad Batch or did they do like it didn't they

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do like a last season of Clone Wars where Ahsoka was like more grown up or was that

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the first season of Bad Batch.

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What am I thinking of.

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So Clone Wars the last season led into Order 66 like it ended with Order 66 happening.

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And then Ahsoka just kind of.

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It was like her escaping Order 66 and where she went and then rebels like kind of brought

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her in to do some stuff so she was a little bit more aged and.

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Keep talking I got to look because there's I know I'm thinking because wasn't there something

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where like she was almost doing because that it was funny because I never said it at the

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time but whenever they kind of brought her back for a moment like in the animated series

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like she kind of was doing an Obi-Wan Kenobi from the Obi-Wan show where she kind of just

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like had a job and it was like I have my lightsabers like in a box somewhere and I'm not I don't

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really do that for stuff anymore.

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And she ended up she ended up like there were like these two sisters and they wanted to

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she needed her ship fixed and the one that was last that was the last season of Clone

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Wars.

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OK that they did on Disney Plus.

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But OK OK OK OK.

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I don't know all of that nonsense I just said to say like Tick Tock and knows knows my heart

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and knows that it's going to break it because it's been showing me a lot of Ahsoka meeting

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back up with Anakin as Vader and I don't know like it's I think this is the best we're ever

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going to get as far as live action.

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I don't know if you'll get a better representation of Ahsoka in live action but I mean you can't

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compare it to the animated it just it can't it's not possible it's not possible to be

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quite as I don't even know the word but just not as quite as the the the animated version

488
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:50,160
was because it was she was such a tragic character like it was so I mean and then when you rewatch

489
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,160
it it's even more tragic.

490
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:59,520
So it's the I don't know every time I see her I'm sad like in live action or animated

491
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:06,720
I'm just like oh my god everything everything you dedicated your life to smashed down around

492
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:14,560
you was corrupted to death like what how how do you keep doing it lady.

493
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:22,640
Yeah it's it's wild what what they're able to do but like I said I think they're going

494
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:27,240
to struggle with the action on on this show.

495
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:33,080
Yeah because she I mean there is no more no more of a flip wizard than than old snips

496
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:38,800
like her whole jam is to just we I just jump around and I have these two lightsabers and

497
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:48,320
they move at lightning speed and I just she is just fierce and it's I don't I don't know

498
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:53,480
I mean I know her introduction in Mandalorian was like the coolest live action introduction

499
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:58,280
to a character maybe ever because they just had her like predator style like in the dark

500
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:02,440
like gotcha.

501
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:10,360
So I don't know I'm interested to see what they do but yeah I it'll be a tough road to

502
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:14,000
hoe to get her to fight like she does on the show.

503
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:22,480
Yeah this is why I think that they should have cast the the woman that did her motion

504
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,480
capture.

505
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:28,160
You mean her her motion capture or her voice or is that the same lady.

506
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,160
It's the same lady.

507
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:33,120
Okay because dude that lady is stays upset.

508
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:39,280
She's like I'm right here I already do the voice I do the cosplay why'd you do this.

509
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:44,800
It's like lady I hate to break this to you but from the moment that Ahsoka broke onto

510
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:51,000
the scene people were like and Rosario Dawson will play her like there has never been any

511
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:58,280
other I feel like any other fan cast than Rosario Dawson for Ahsoka.

512
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:02,800
Yeah I think Star Wars fans freaking screwed up on that one.

513
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,440
I don't know because she's a great actor or she is.

514
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,960
I'm not like I'm not denying that at all.

515
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:17,600
It's she does like it's just the voice it's it's the voice and the freaking mocap like

516
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:24,560
you have all she's an alien dude like obviously you could just dress her up a little bit and

517
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,800
it'll be perfect.

518
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:32,780
Yeah I'm thinking of Cade Bane like they could have they could have had him anybody play

519
00:32:32,780 --> 00:32:38,960
him they could have had Clint Eastwood play him and you never would have known.

520
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,280
He's just turned into a whatever.

521
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:47,520
Yeah I don't know like I am you know at least I put it out there in the zeitgeist in my

522
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:53,000
own brain that I wanted Rosario I always wanted her to play Ahsoka and I saw that the one

523
00:32:53,000 --> 00:33:00,440
lady was so butthurt about it which I get it but also relax lady you make you make all

524
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,640
the bread.

525
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:06,600
Okay like you're not your house isn't lacking you're not lacking you're not you're not going

526
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:10,200
home hungry because you're like I didn't make it into the Ahsoka show.

527
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,440
Freaking Bo-Katan could do it but not me.

528
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,800
Yes Bo-Katan could do it but not you.

529
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,840
You're a tiny white lady relax chill.

530
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:25,680
I think that's where my issues lie because I'm like Ahsoka is like also small.

531
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:30,600
Like well she was there's yeah there's no reason she shouldn't.

532
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,960
I know.

533
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:38,160
And that's the other thing too like the character didn't really the character didn't really

534
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:45,760
look like her like the real person whereas like Bo-Katan like you could tell they did

535
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:50,960
they modeled that animated character off of the actress that did that so it kind of made

536
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:54,160
sense to have her come in as Bo-Katan.

537
00:33:54,160 --> 00:34:00,680
We got to move on to the other movie Rose's I feel like Rose is going to be sleeping here

538
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,280
soon like I get it.

539
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,800
You freaking idiots love laser swords.

540
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,480
Move on.

541
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:16,120
Yeah but just got to say this trailer did like pretty decent 8 out of 10 excitement

542
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,120
level for me on that one.

543
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:23,280
Yeah for sure I would say 9 out of 10 just on the strength of Mandalorian alone.

544
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:28,520
I'm moving on over to Marvel's which I think Rose might have a little bit more input on.

545
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,240
Just skips over my opinion.

546
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:34,960
It was 2 out of 10 people rightfully so.

547
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:39,120
Yeah oh like did that make you excited to watch Ahsoka at all or were you just like

548
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,120
lost?

549
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,800
No I was lost.

550
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:46,240
Okay that's what I assumed like if you had thoughts on it like.

551
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,000
No I got nothing.

552
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:53,960
All right yeah so moving on over to the Marvel's.

553
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,000
Rose you want to share your thoughts first?

554
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000
Please.

555
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:03,960
Let me ask you this Rose where did you where did you watch the trailer because I did the

556
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:09,360
first and I've only seen the trailer on Tik Tok which I've never had that experience before.

557
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,520
Wait are we still are we talking about the Marvel's or are we going back to Ahsoka?

558
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,520
The Marvel's yeah.

559
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,520
The Marvel's.

560
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:15,520
No I watched it on YouTube.

561
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,520
Okay.

562
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,520
Yeah.

563
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,440
I was just wondering sorry.

564
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:20,440
No you're good.

565
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,000
No no.

566
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:28,160
So I don't know what is up with how they're like really kind of pushing Brie Larson's

567
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:32,160
Captain Marvel to like the back burner a little bit at least like when it comes to the three

568
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,600
of these ladies.

569
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,720
I'm not saying I hate that like don't get me wrong I really like her as Captain Marvel

570
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:45,560
but like the one that I'm the most interested in because like don't get me wrong I'm interested

571
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,720
to see Monica's story a little bit more but I wasn't really that interested in her in

572
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:54,000
WandaVision I want to see this movie just for Kamala Khan.

573
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:59,040
That's really all that I'm going to this movie for because I love the actress so much that

574
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:06,640
plays her like her energy is just so infectious and she's so perfectly cast in this role that

575
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:13,200
like I can't help but just smile whenever she's on screen because she's so great.

576
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:21,760
But like when it comes to the trailer like it got me interested but like I don't know

577
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:26,600
like I'll definitely see it but like I feel like I need like another trailer to like actually

578
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:31,760
like kind of sell me on it like I definitely tell that this takes place after secret invasion

579
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:40,640
thing but yeah no just I'm interested in but I'm not completely sold on this yet and I

580
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,080
that's kind of shocking for me to say about a Marvel.

581
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:48,760
Well you say it takes place after secret invasion are you sure like was that's what I've been

582
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:54,320
told I was gonna say was the end because it wasn't like from the trailer it seemed like

583
00:36:54,320 --> 00:37:00,480
the end of the Miss Marvel show was kind of like right at the beginning or like near the

584
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,840
beginning of the Marvel's movie.

585
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,400
Yeah I don't know it kind of had that.

586
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:13,440
Go ahead sorry so like wherever this takes place it takes place immediately after Miss

587
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,440
Marvel.

588
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:20,560
Okay so I was so wherever it no wherever so it's like wherever it Miss Marvel ends up

589
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:28,560
in the secret invasion timeline like we'll see but I mean well I don't know how much

590
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:35,040
Marvel gives clues by their songs but the fact that they used Intergalactic and they

591
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:40,120
just kept playing that part over and over another dimension another dimension another

592
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:45,720
dimension another dimension like is this going to be a thing where we are going to do a lot

593
00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:51,520
more I mean obviously we've we've broken open broken open the the sacred timeline now so

594
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:56,880
are we going to be doing more dimension hopping are we going to see like more more Marvel

595
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:01,600
characters other than those three like.

596
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:09,080
By the way I'm not opposed to Miss Marvel couldn't finish the show the show was not

597
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:17,040
my cup OT like we got I don't we got about halfway through and I one day Beth was like

598
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:21,760
oh yeah we never finished that show and I was like yeah that's okay and she was like

599
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,840
yeah that's okay.

600
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,360
I think the last episode is worth watching.

601
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:33,320
Listen it wasn't bad again I've had a lot of I've become a cynical old man I am 39

602
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:38,880
years old I'll be 40 soon I am really just really just putting on the 40 year old man

603
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:45,520
suit because somebody said to me today they're like it's the Disney it's the Disney like

604
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:51,400
preteen kid show like it's not for you old man like you don't like Miss Marvel because

605
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:56,640
it's it's for the children and you're not the children and I was like oh that makes

606
00:38:56,640 --> 00:39:03,360
sense because I'm like I don't know I guess I'm too far divorced from like trying to convince

607
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:11,200
my mom to go to a dance so I'm like all right do a superhero thing ladies.

608
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:15,920
Hey you have to do that too?

609
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:22,920
This movie looks awesome like this movie looks amazing like I had I had zero for this movie

610
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:30,280
like not a huge Captain Marvel fan love Rambo on Miss Marvel I like the actress but not

611
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:36,880
like the show was and I watched the trailer and was like oh I will be seeing this movie

612
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:43,560
opening weekend like absolutely like this movie looks kind of a little bit amazing so

613
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,840
I don't know I'm looking forward to all of it and don't get me twisted they're making

614
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:52,280
it seem like Captain Marvel is like in the background because they're like listen we're

615
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:58,360
not into we're not into like cis white ladies anymore okay but don't get it twisted they

616
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:04,360
will in that movie she will be front and center don't don't even worry the white lady will

617
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:09,520
come to save the day for everybody else don't worry.

618
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:15,960
That I'm not a hundred percent certain about because I think I saw a poster and Monica

619
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:21,640
was in the front with and I know that they could obviously be doing that just for like

620
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:26,160
a variety of posters where it's just like each one has like a different poster with

621
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:31,680
a different lady in front but no you're absolutely right there's only one poster that I've seen

622
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:37,080
and yeah the the top is Monica middle Captain Marvel and then on the floor I mean listen

623
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:43,840
I like Monica Rambo a lot like I I don't know we obviously we have gotten not a lot of time

624
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:53,200
with her other than on WandaVision somewhat but I I don't know I would have I whatever

625
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:59,360
I don't find it funny sorry no no no I find it funny that like you and me are like opposites

626
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,600
when it comes to these characters because like I don't find Monica that interesting

627
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:07,600
in WandaVision but I love Kamala in her show and then yeah you're the complete opposite

628
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:11,520
where you actually like Monica and not the biggest fan of Kamala so or at least the show

629
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:16,760
you're not the biggest fan of yeah so messed up because I really I didn't care for Monica

630
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:24,400
and I really like Captain Marvel well here's the thing like Kamala Khan like I like her

631
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:29,880
I like that actress like that show was just like somebody I think it was Chris Watzke

632
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:35,960
described it as like Disney show or Disney Channel Marvel and I was I don't think anyone

633
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:41,320
has described that show better to me than that like it is it is the Disney Channel Marvel

634
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:48,760
show I mean he's not wrong but I was honestly okay with that I feel it worked for her character

635
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:54,480
and that's the thing like I old man Jones here like I missed out on Hannah Montana and

636
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:59,880
Zoe five three nine or whatever and all the other stuff and the sweet life of Zack and

637
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:07,720
Cody and they're on a ship now like I all of that missed me like hard so this this being

638
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:18,680
that is it's not bad it's just not for the those of us that use canes when they fuck

639
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:24,880
dude I'm so sold on this movie like I was pretty excited just because I want to see

640
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:32,680
Captain Marvel again because I love Captain Marvel but I freaking love Kamala in this

641
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:38,560
I think she's gonna be so freaking funny like I love when she got like set into the world

642
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:47,600
and then like watched goose freaking eat everyone and she's just like that panic laugh like

643
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:54,720
is yep that's my favorite scene from that trailer idea of another like young quippy

644
00:42:54,720 --> 00:43:00,940
kid that is not Tom Holland because I like Tom Holland but we get it guy you're just

645
00:43:00,940 --> 00:43:10,160
a kid you're just a kid what do I do mr. Stark yeah I think we're at a point now where we

646
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:16,420
get to see some really decent stuff from Tom Holland now that he's not like super reliant

647
00:43:16,420 --> 00:43:21,800
on all the other Avengers I hope so if we even get I mean I know they said that they're

648
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:28,020
gonna be using him still but like is that I don't know I would like to see more spider-man

649
00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:32,440
stuff with him but I feel like it's gonna be a lot further down the road than I would

650
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:43,120
like yeah many other thoughts on Marvel's 10 out of 10 excitement level really yes

651
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:49,880
I had I was I when I saw the poster for the Marvel's movie I had like negative excitement

652
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:55,840
for it I was like Jesus right of a poster like terrible kind of sucks it's a terrible

653
00:43:55,840 --> 00:44:00,240
poster I don't like I really am not a fan I can't say I don't like but I'm just not

654
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:08,320
a fan of Captain Marvel again I was like mediocre on the Miss Marvel TV show and I yeah but

655
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:15,000
after seeing that trailer like I'm fully in like I listen after what quantumania like

656
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:22,040
its weirdness was because it was a good movie but like who what like that the end of that

657
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:31,200
movie is huh this I got I need something of Marvel that I am like full in on I love and

658
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:37,360
then it's it meets my expectations so I would like for this to be that movie 10 out of 10

659
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:45,920
good night everybody the Mario movie see you later yeah I wouldn't say I'm I'm probably

660
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:52,520
at an eight with the Marvel's like like don't get me wrong I'm excited I just I think I

661
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:59,520
need a little bit more like I need for me the selling points usually the the story trailer

662
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:05,280
like that kind of gives me everything that I need to fully like have my like excitement

663
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:12,400
level set so yeah I'm at an eight I'm gonna agree with everything Caleb just said but

664
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:18,360
I'm one point lower at a seven fair sorry who would have thought the guy that sounded

665
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:23,880
like he was the most down about the people in the movie was the most excited to see the

666
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:35,280
movie dude I'm I'm I'm excited for the like future of Marvel like I think Marvel needs

667
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:42,960
to take a freaking step back focus on quality over the quantity which I hope because I'm

668
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:49,240
starting to get a little Marvel I never thought I'd say that I know I'm not reaching fatigue

669
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:55,480
but I'm like dude freaking hit me with a couple more freaking average movies and like I'm

670
00:45:55,480 --> 00:46:02,280
gonna start feeling it too but freaking back it up a little bit give us some some decent

671
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:08,440
shows give us some like don't give us a couple movies a year like I don't think that's too

672
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:16,540
much to ask but I mean I'm I will say out of all everything because I my excitement

673
00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:25,360
level like out of all of 2023 or just phase four in general are we in phase five yet no

674
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:30,540
we're yeah we're phase five yeah phase five quantumania was the start of phase five right

675
00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:35,720
okay yes so if that's the case the thing I was excited the most excited about in phase

676
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:44,880
five was quantumania quantumania has kind of let me down or a little bit but now I'm

677
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:51,440
I'm really banking on and I wasn't for a while it just until I heard what James Gunn

678
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:58,360
said about volume three and him being like it is not setting anything up it is focusing

679
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:04,480
on ending and I'm like I can live with that good that's what I want from volume three

680
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:09,300
yeah that's exactly what I wanted I don't mind the setup of stuff of things in these

681
00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:18,480
movies but like I feel like Marvel has leaned too far into like ooh the next one boy you're

682
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:25,080
gonna be really wowed by the next one and hey say they used to save that for like the

683
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:30,560
end and now that's like crept its way like further and further towards the beginning

684
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:35,040
of the movie to the point to where you're like all right so can we just skip this and

685
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:39,800
go to the thing that's cool like why are we doing this if I'm just waiting for the next

686
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:44,640
thing you're just telling me from the beginning ooh the next movie you're gonna be a wow wow

687
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:53,120
we wow like all right cool show me that give me that give me the good stuff yeah I definitely

688
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:58,440
feel you there it's there they're pushing like oh just wait just wait just wait and

689
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:04,520
just like how about you just give us something good now well think of what was the movie

690
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:12,280
which movie was it where like at the end you see Captain America and Falcon and they've

691
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:19,080
got Bucky trapped in that vice like that's the after credits of that movie remember what

692
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:26,280
I'm talking about and you're like oh my god what and I think that led into like Winter

693
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:33,560
Soldier or something so that led into Civil War I don't remember what movie that was though

694
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:38,920
was it Winter Soldier that did that maybe maybe it was but it was like that I mean that

695
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,520
was like a way because you're like whoa where do they go from here and then they're like

696
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:50,880
we got them and you're like oh my god what how do they trap him in that vice that's what

697
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:56,520
I think they need to start doing they need to focus on not building this big-ass universe

698
00:48:56,520 --> 00:49:01,800
they need to focus on individual stories that eventually and like just give us those little

699
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:07,760
things at the end like they did with freaking phase one and two and and three like they

700
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:12,360
just gave us little nuggets at the end and we're like oh shit like this is leading up

701
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:17,120
to something but it's like they're setting it up through the entire movie well what was

702
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:21,680
crazy is like a couple years ago Beth and I were like going to go and like watch all

703
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:26,800
the Marvel movies in like chronological order and you can tell like they start strong with

704
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:32,960
Iron Man and then they you know they are still trying to get their footing a little bit but

705
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:39,040
you can see a clear like all right we are doing something now when they get to Captain

706
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:44,440
America Winter Soldier because you're like oh I'm watching a film now like I went from

707
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:48,920
going to the movies to like they this is a thing that I'm watching like this isn't just

708
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:54,420
a way to pass the time they're like we want to make a like a thrilling action movie for

709
00:49:54,420 --> 00:50:00,160
you to watch and that was that and it's like oh okay we're doing something here and I feel

710
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:04,320
like they have kind of like regressed back to like and we can just kind of do what we

711
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:11,120
want and everyone's gonna show up yeah and that's gonna be their downfall like if they

712
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:18,920
just if they keep on that and just don't correct themselves and this is like where I think

713
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:24,640
that if if James Gunn can keep a level head like I think DC is gonna start out shining

714
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:34,240
Marvel they're gonna start after Blue Beetle cuz yikes that movie looks like Shazam

715
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:44,920
but with Blue Beetle instead dude I will drive down to Florida and we will fight it out cuz

716
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:53,000
Blue Beetle looks awesome it looks okay like I will certainly go and see it but I'm like

717
00:50:53,000 --> 00:51:05,360
all right all right I don't know it's funny that for as many times as people complained

718
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:09,280
about origin stories like they're like well I mean we have to do it for someone with like

719
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:15,280
the Blue Beetle do you do you have to does he have to be the bumbling idiot at the beginning

720
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:20,160
or can you just have him in media res where he's already fighting crime or whatever the

721
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:24,960
Blue Beetle does like I'm not saying that's the right or wrong way to go I'm just saying

722
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:31,000
that like it I remember a time when origin stories were like the death they're like dude

723
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:35,000
we've seen it we've seen it a hundred times we don't need to see another Batman we don't

724
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,840
need to see another spider-man we don't need to see another Iron Man we don't need to dot

725
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:44,880
dot dot dot and now they're like he got a got a gift and now look at that a beetle bit

726
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:51,320
his face and now he's a beetle man he's a beetle boy look at him I will say this for

727
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:57,840
more popular characters I I agree I don't think we need an origin story for them but

728
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:05,440
Blue Beetle's not a big character no but I like okay one thing the Captain Marvel movie

729
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:11,200
did that was really good I really liked how they like kind of had her come to fruition

730
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:15,600
you know what I mean like her they kind of slow rolled her origin it wasn't just like

731
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:21,080
oh I found this cool haircut and I put it on and suddenly I was a Captain Marvel like

732
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:27,600
it was the whole thing was the origin story which was good I don't know I think I am one

733
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:31,480
of those guys that's like what you find a box and you open it and it lands on your face

734
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:38,000
and you're a thing now like all right just be the guy like who know what we don't care

735
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:45,440
there's a Superman who cares at this point you have a cool suit well that's what I think

736
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:51,760
that's what's interesting about like with Blue Beetle I think he has a little bit more

737
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:56,800
to add where it's not just a hero where it's not him just getting something and learning

738
00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:07,920
how to use it it's he he gets the beetle the beetle is programmed to conquer the earth

739
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:14,120
like for this alien species that sent it to earth like it's supposed to prepare earth

740
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:25,440
to be destroyed yeah destroyed and protect its host and so it's this kid Jaime Rey is

741
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:34,360
to like trying to teach this sentient beetle not to destroy shit listen I'm gonna see the

742
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:40,120
movie but George Lopez please put put a different wig on that guy that that was a bad that was

743
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:50,680
a horrible call it was didn't look good at all it looked as fake as anything's ever looked

744
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:59,800
yeah it was rough anyway any other thoughts about the marvels that we're not talking about

745
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:04,440
anymore really quickly no I just want to throw in that uh end credits scene as you were guys

746
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:08,560
talking about with uh Steven Sam uh that was actually the end credits I wanted to like

747
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:14,760
look that up and confirm okay so and see that's how you do it that's how you go what wait

748
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:19,040
there is still other stuff happening here you can have that because that was that was

749
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:22,920
the heist movie like that was everyone's like uh we got an Ant-Man heist movie and they

750
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:33,800
were like oh but also look at that we caught a man in a vice look at him yeah so I I am

751
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:39,920
particularly pumped for the two trailers that we got this week I'm pumped for one just because

752
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:49,080
the other one I don't know what the hell is going on fair all right well I think that

753
00:54:49,080 --> 00:55:10,040
covers everything in new so let's get into this week's headliner

754
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:17,080
all righty for this week's headliner we will be breaking down the super mario bros movie

755
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:24,080
if you are new to our breakdown system we have split movies into eight different categories

756
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:30,480
that we individually score to come to a final all bros and untrained eye letter grade the

757
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:36,960
eight categories that we score our story writing acting character development effects music

758
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:42,080
costumes and then we give our own personal score at the very end all of those numbers

759
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:46,800
get magically added up spit through our algorithm and give us a letter grade to compare this

760
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:52,280
movie to others of a similar grade as well as a percentage so we can see an official

761
00:55:52,280 --> 00:56:00,600
ranking the ranking isn't really all that important it is fun to see though but yeah

762
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:06,680
the the important thing is the the final letter grade before we get into this breakdown though

763
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:13,680
we did post a question of the week in regards to this movie on our tick tock I don't think

764
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:19,360
we got any answers on Instagram unfortunately because we're still working on our Instagram

765
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:28,360
popularity but anyway so for this movie we asked the question or it's actually more of

766
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:38,520
a challenge than anything we asked to cast your favorite Nintendo character like their

767
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:48,920
voice actor and we actually got quite a few responses to to this one so I'm very excited

768
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:52,680
I will be skipping over the ones that are just asking or suggesting a movie for us to

769
00:56:52,680 --> 00:57:01,100
recommend thank you I noticed you did that last week apreash yeah but I mean still thank

770
00:57:01,100 --> 00:57:08,240
you to everyone that that commented we do really appreciate it let me let me speak for

771
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:15,760
all them do Stuart little do Stuart little now have you done that do that please use

772
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:21,920
my comment in the thing I want to be semi-famous goodbye yeah I don't know if that helps with

773
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:27,640
performance or anything because that likes a lot of the ones that do really well we I

774
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:33,120
don't have anything tagged with them but then there's like occasionally one that will do

775
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:44,880
really well so it's hard to figure out like what what's what so yeah so let's see real

776
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:52,800
quick all right so what's that no really quickly before we read those do you guys have a favorite

777
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:56,840
Nintendo character cast or is if they're in the Mario movie have they already been cast

778
00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:05,920
and did you like Caleb my favorite Nintendo character has always been Mario and no I did

779
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:15,840
not care for his casting I don't I don't think Chris Pratt's the the choice here can I tell

780
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:21,160
you we got so okay so I'm gonna we're gonna be fighting and I'm acting okay don't get

781
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:28,840
me wrong he did a decent job like he did a decent job but I don't think it was like the

782
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:36,760
choice no listen I stand by this I don't know if we said this on the the Mario the 93 Mario

783
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:45,000
Brothers movie but I would have loved to have John Leguizamo voice Mario in this like I

784
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:50,200
think that's him I'm sorry I think him being like I don't know he would have been a fine

785
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:55,600
Luigi but I think since there is no Bob Hoskins around like and we're not gonna let we're

786
00:58:55,600 --> 00:59:01,120
not gonna let what's-his-face the guy that did voice Mario do it that they put in for

787
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:15,600
a second just to be a monkey a dancing monkey wahoo hey man no I don't know I don't know

788
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:21,320
I would have liked to for John Leguizamo to have been a part of this movie I was the second

789
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:27,040
I honestly I'm so glad that he's not in it he's been such a sour puss about it he can

790
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:33,720
honestly because he wasn't invited to the party I've I he doesn't have to be a sour

791
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:41,440
puss about it like come on man grow up listen I this is where I think where he might be

792
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:47,360
misguided where he's like we need we need Latin people to do it like all right maybe

793
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:53,960
but also like I have always been a proponent I saw this documentary a long time ago about

794
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:59,680
I can't remember the name of it but it was it had it was about voice actors and my opinion

795
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:04,320
since I've seen that documentary is is like if you are already a big name actor like you

796
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:09,080
are a big action star you are a Will Smith you are a Chris Pratt you are a one of the

797
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:17,000
many Chris's Chris Pine Chris I'm sure there's another Chris like Chris Evans like let the

798
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:23,240
people that do voice acting for a job do voice acting for a job and especially with the movie

799
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:28,480
like the Mario movie you did not need I'm sorry like people say like oh yeah you needed

800
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:33,400
the Chris Pines and stuff to do that or Chris Rob Chris Rock there's another one you needed

801
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:41,840
the famous Chris to be in it to to to sell this movie no you didn't I don't know if you

802
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:47,840
heard the news Mario video games they don't go down in price Nintendo's like we just charge

803
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:55,360
full price forever and you'll pay it because it's the Italian you love so the same way

804
01:00:55,360 --> 01:01:01,380
they would have come if anybody me us three could have been Mario Luigi and Bowser and

805
01:01:01,380 --> 01:01:05,760
they would have been like we're coming still we're gonna come in the same numbers we came

806
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:14,320
when it was famous Chris or when it was nobody DJ yeah I think you just undersold yourself

807
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:24,640
Jay wow okay slightly somebody capital D lower no you DJ you are somebody don't let anyone

808
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:34,240
take that away from you oh man but dude I I agree I think that at least with something

809
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:43,960
as big as Mario you do not need a big name actor to sell this movie you just need a good

810
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:51,160
voice and I think I think they dropped the ball see I just said wow we were really in

811
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:54,680
now because I actually thought Chris Pratt did a really good job I actually really liked

812
01:01:54,680 --> 01:02:00,920
his voice he did a job I agree he did a job he did decent but I think there was better

813
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:12,040
choices now the fair question Caleb because I actually don't have an answer is who this

814
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:19,640
is where I've been struggling a lot because the people that I've been thinking of their

815
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:25,080
voices are too deep and that's where I think maybe like John Leguizamo wouldn't have been

816
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:31,840
the right choice for Mario either because his voice is a little too deep like you kind

817
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:40,000
of it's like now I get it like when it's before they had voices before they had voices like

818
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:45,280
Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo being their voices wasn't weird because you didn't have

819
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:55,280
anything to go off of but I don't know I don't know because I because I'm like my my issue

820
01:02:55,280 --> 01:03:03,440
is like do do you pick someone from Queens like with a Queens accent because like the

821
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:11,980
thing is like whoever I choose you need to change the mannerisms of Mario completely

822
01:03:11,980 --> 01:03:19,040
to like match that voice and I really just go ahead the man I think like Chris Pratt's

823
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:24,440
voice worked with the mannerisms that Mario had all right listen we're just getting straight

824
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:31,840
into acting listen to me this I shouldn't have asked this question I know this this

825
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:36,880
well we asked this question so here's the thing though I was talking to again to Chris

826
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:45,720
Waski today and I I did come to this conclusion because I was also not a fan of Chris Pratt

827
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:52,400
but Chris look at his voiceover pedigree though like what was his last big voiceover deal

828
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:59,440
that he he was Emmet in the Lego movie which you know people unanimously love so I mean

829
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:05,600
he's on one hand I don't think he's the right voice but he's definitely the right guy because

830
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:10,800
he has already been the thing that like children clearly loved because even if they didn't

831
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:17,120
like Emmet the actual character like people love the lar the Mario the the Lario movie

832
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:21,960
which is actually the Lego movie which is what I was trying to say the whole time people

833
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:28,400
love the Lego movie everything is in fact awesome so I don't know like I don't like

834
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:32,760
Chris Pratt for it but I asked you who you would cast because I don't know I don't know

835
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:39,360
who would actually be better than him other than some no name nobody or not even a no

836
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:44,960
name nobody but just a no someone who is not a famous actor but maybe a more famous voice

837
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:56,440
actor it's it's hard because it's just thinking of who who had because you have to go a little

838
01:04:56,440 --> 01:05:04,160
more animated than anyone's typical voice like Chris Pratt like it's just there's just

839
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:11,040
like something different you have to do with your voice to play someone like Mario you

840
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:16,800
know it's funny because Seth Rogen said something that aggravated me to death but now that we're

841
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:20,240
talking about it this is exactly what I was saying before like it's that thing you have

842
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:24,280
an idea of what you think about it and then you start talking about it and it changes

843
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:28,600
because Seth Rogen was like it aggravated me to death because he's like I don't really

844
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:35,280
have I don't really do voices so I just like went in there and just started talking because

845
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:41,160
that's what I do so if people don't like that then oh well like I'm Seth Rogen and I already

846
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:46,320
got the paycheck he didn't say that but he basically that is what he said he's like I

847
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:49,880
mean it already happened I can't change it now I don't do voices I don't know what you

848
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:56,360
want and straight up sorry no no good no no cuz no I know exactly what interview you're

849
01:05:56,360 --> 01:06:00,720
talking about cuz yeah he's just like you know when the studio approached me he's just

850
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:04,640
like you know I don't really do voices so if you want Donkey Kong to sound like me he's

851
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:09,160
gonna sound like me and apparently they were sold on that they're like yeah yeah we totally

852
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:14,640
want Donkey Kong to sound like Seth Rogen but you have that but yeah I'm sorry I keep cutting

853
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:20,360
off no no I'm doing the same thing go ahead um you have that but then you have a good

854
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:24,960
thing that Seth Rogen dates movie that he fought really hard for them to so Mike I love

855
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:30,720
and hate you when it comes to this character well but then so like the more that we're

856
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:36,320
talking about this and I think about Chris Pratt like I think I don't maybe I just don't

857
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:42,560
like Chris Pratt the person doing it and aggravates me that it's him and not a voice actor but

858
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:48,720
like really if you think about it like how he did Mario's voice how else are you really

859
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:53,880
gonna do it like he can't be over the top he can't be like it was in the in the commercial

860
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:57,680
that you see at the beginning they're like hey what's the matter you work out but go

861
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:05,080
why like dude that actually sold me on Chris Pratt really quick though that whole trailer

862
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:16,560
so okay so I was looking up for like because I had a guy in mind I I don't know his name

863
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:26,320
Gabagool Pizzapopolis go ahead no so man I need to freaking find is this guy real quick

864
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:35,560
because I what made me start thinking about it is like the the dude that voiced Sonic

865
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:43,480
in the Sonic movie like he was I don't know if he oh no no no I don't mean to be Mario

866
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:50,440
I mean like he was the perfect voice for Sonic like it was I don't know that anyone could

867
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:53,840
have done I mean I'm sure they either could someone could have done it better or at least

868
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:59,400
as good but I think he did it as good as it could have been and the more I think about

869
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:04,960
it the more I don't know that I mean yes a no name person could have probably done the

870
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:11,760
exact same thing but like I don't know that his rendition of Mario's voice talking voice

871
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:18,160
is as bad as I once believed before we started talking I kind of brought this up just from

872
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:25,760
the trailers when we were discussing that I did feel like he was kind of mimicking what

873
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:33,000
Bradley Cooper does with Rockets voice mm-hmm kind of copying that accent okay so I found

874
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:40,560
the guy that I I would I would have cast as Mario and this is I who I don't know how this

875
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:49,400
is gonna be received I would cast Dan Fogler all right well who you get so Rose you would

876
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:56,800
know this guy it's the guy who played Kowalski in Fantastic Beasts Fogler I still don't know

877
01:08:56,800 --> 01:09:02,840
who that Dan Fogler I don't know his voice though what am I thinking of his movies I

878
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:16,520
don't hate that right he kind so he kind of has a oh balls he kind of has a Kevin Smith

879
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:25,600
esque voice yeah but it he I mean he kind of has that New York feel to him which is

880
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:32,400
what they were kind of shooting for he I he kind of like seems like he's played some Italian

881
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:39,280
esque characters I feel so it's just like he kind of has a little bit of everything

882
01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:46,640
and I know he does voice work because I've heard him do some like but he's been a lot

883
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:52,960
of shit like okay just looking through his IMDB real quick he was in more Mars needs

884
01:09:52,960 --> 01:10:03,320
moms he was in Kung Fu Panda performance was heartbreaking yeah he was let's see Horton

885
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:08,000
here's a who like he's not unfamiliar with voice acting like I want to see what character

886
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:14,880
he played and I would like now my joke answer to be my serious joke answer to be Andy Samberg

887
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:31,920
voice Mario yeah so that that would be he would be my my choice for for Mario Andy Samberg

888
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:40,760
it's on record yeah so what are you guys thinking for your fan casting me oh it's my favorite

889
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:44,600
character has always been Luigi and Charlie Day is perfect as his voice so I got nothing

890
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:53,960
to say no changes for me yeah I don't know I don't know if it's perfect but like I liked

891
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:58,060
Charlie Day so much I don't know because my nephews were the same they're like Charlie

892
01:10:58,060 --> 01:11:02,880
Day was Luigi and they went from like not knowing it to being like now that was their

893
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:09,240
favorite voice I'm like was it or you just love Charlie Day because everybody loves Charlie

894
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:16,760
Day but was he the best for Luigi I don't know because I'm by the way for how sorry

895
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:23,920
no no no for how Luigi's character over the years been portrayed he really is always scared

896
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:29,720
all the time you know especially in the Luigi's Mansion games I feel that Charlie Day exuberates

897
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:35,880
that or gives off that energy so well that it made complete sense for him to play Luigi

898
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:41,800
I mean I'm sure that you could have probably gotten someone with more like I don't want

899
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:49,000
to say vocal talent because he has done voiceover more voiceover work so just the way that I

900
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:54,440
see Luigi and just how you know he's a scaredy cat he doesn't really stand up for himself

901
01:11:54,440 --> 01:12:00,000
all that much at least like when we were first introduced to him just I feel that Charlie

902
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:09,520
Day captured that I think it's just hard for me because like I played a bunch of Luigi's

903
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:16,040
and Mario games and whatever and I'm so used to them not really talking that like their

904
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:25,160
voice I feel like should be like Mario like I just know why why yeah as much as I would

905
01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:30,800
love to have like the guy who actually voices them do a whole movie I think that would have

906
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:35,960
gotten annoying real quick maybe but I was just looking through the I was just looking

907
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:43,520
through the the actors in that movie and he also voiced Mario's dad the the guy that actually

908
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:48,520
does the voice of Mario did he really I thought he just did that one like that's what I thought

909
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:55,120
too and I just I just looked and it says Mario's dad and Giuseppe or whatever Giuseppe yeah

910
01:12:55,120 --> 01:13:02,920
so I don't think it would have been terrible I mean he does do like Mario Luigi Wario or

911
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:09,920
does he do Wario he does he does he does everyone yeah so it's not like it's not like he doesn't

912
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:20,600
have a range so yeah to say so I had mine with Dan Fogler's Mario Rose you were perfectly

913
01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:26,440
fine with Charlie Day as Luigi oh yeah what do you think BJ I'll just say just cuz I got

914
01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:33,720
nothing Paul Giamatti for Mario okay jokes aside that is someone I was considering but

915
01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:44,240
I'm like I don't know if he could have pulled it off he would have needed a different Luigi

916
01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:51,440
what about Paul Giamatti as Waluigi I think he would be a better Wario thank you for that

917
01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:56,800
what if they would have been saying they would have cast Pedro Basquale as Wario okay spoilers

918
01:13:56,800 --> 01:14:03,640
for for this so all right we got so we answered ours so going through these answers real quick

919
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:10,080
and while we're at it we might as well just talk about what our acting score is yeah because

920
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:21,720
we may because we kind of just did so our first response is so cool robot said Morgan

921
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:30,280
Freeman as Wispy Woods already know instantly no like I I don't even know what a Wispy Woods

922
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:38,840
is but I don't either have either of you played Kirby no like the tree the tree the tree

923
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:49,160
I just I don't know I'm like I'm always hot and cold on Morgan Freeman cuz like I just

924
01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:56,080
saw a tick-tock today that reminded me that like he dated his granddaughter for a while

925
01:14:56,080 --> 01:15:08,480
when she was like a teenager like on purpose yep well that's nice he's a creep so

926
01:15:08,480 --> 01:15:13,920
I don't know is it true or not am I just saying things like my nephew does about the Marianas

927
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:21,840
trench I don't know but I saw it on tick-tock so it must be true hmm all right um our next

928
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:32,800
response comes from Mo underscore bored who said Pauline should stay as Kate Higgins Rosalina

929
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:41,080
should be voiced by Emily blunt and Daisy should be voiced by Kristin Chenoweth which

930
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:48,000
I know you guys would know I think you know I think you'd recognize her face did did

931
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:56,160
any of you either of you watch RV no yeah no I'm sorry I disagree with that for Daisy

932
01:15:56,160 --> 01:16:05,280
really yeah no fair sorry man I disagree with that the one for Rosalina though that one's

933
01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:14,280
actually really good I like that casting yeah all right um next up we got Keckman six nine

934
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:20,520
who said he was one of the first ones to get on tick-tock he's like you know who I like

935
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:31,520
that Pepe frog this this handle is gonna be funny forever good so his casting was for

936
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:41,040
Samus from the Metroid games and they said Samara weaving I don't know who that is but

937
01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:46,880
as soon as you said it I thought Sigourney Weaver so you're sorry you're wrong it's Sigourney

938
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:57,360
Weaver so gosh some are so Samara weaving is fantastic so she was she was ready or not

939
01:16:57,360 --> 01:17:06,960
they're ready or not girl she was in the babysitter Santana is that we said but Samara Samara

940
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:14,840
Samara weaving now she is she were any relation to Hugh ooh that is a I never thought about

941
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:22,400
there oh uh it's her uncle there you go here's the thing like I don't I don't remember this

942
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:26,960
lady's voice like I think that's my biggest problem is for like trying to recast it is

943
01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:32,560
like there's not a lot of people that I say have very or think of us having very distinctive

944
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:38,000
voices unless you're talking like we want to talk about singers with distinctive voices

945
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:44,760
and maybe that's what I should be doing instead of other actors but as soon as you said Sam

946
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:51,000
as I was like oh clearly it's Sigourney Weaver like I can hear her voice and that would actually

947
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:58,640
be a really good choice though yeah that actually will be all right our next response is from

948
01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:06,660
Noah Cranjik who said Wario played by Pedro Pascal see I was gonna say saying that because

949
01:18:06,660 --> 01:18:13,400
Jack Blackson I like that because I feel like people immediately were like uh was it Danny

950
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:19,800
DeVito needs to be Wario I do not agree with that at all like I like Danny DeVito but I

951
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:24,760
don't think that's a good casting for that I don't know what Pedro Pascal sounds like

952
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:34,480
really other than when he's behind a mask or a helmet so good luck to you man yeah um

953
01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:42,560
I think that's a good choice but you'd have to have a killer Waluigi yeah all right next

954
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:51,480
up we got a response from Cannon Park who says Patrick Stewart is Kirby that's hilarious

955
01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:58,240
that's hilarious that comment wins I wish they would do that like he does still make

956
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:02,640
the like like the little like almost like little kid noises but when he talks he's like

957
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:14,160
hello dude I my name is Kirby okay have you guys seen the uh Logan not Logan it's I just

958
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:24,400
was saying it I forget what show it is I think it might be American Dad no family so it was

959
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:32,560
a it was a Family Guy episode where he's voicing the thoughts of Joe's baby that's how I

960
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:38,520
think they should do it where it's Kirby just makes like these really high pitched like

961
01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:44,640
normal like in-game voices but then like if when it like cuts to like him thinking it

962
01:19:44,640 --> 01:19:51,200
should be Patrick Stewart they'll never know that the wisp was almost Morgan Freeman but

963
01:19:51,200 --> 01:20:02,360
I hate that guy he's a creep number one so yeah we also we had another response for

964
01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:12,440
Kirby from a Kyle son who said whoever voiced Pikachu which I think is a more like on point

965
01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:21,760
decision oh whoever voice Pikachu man all right fine I think that'd be like the the

966
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:30,320
good outside voice decision and Patrick Stewart make would make the good inside voice decision

967
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:34,160
yeah wait is he talking about what you're thinking of or is he talking about Ryan Reynolds

968
01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:44,640
yeah exactly that's the one my brain went straight to Ryan Reynolds so I'm assuming

969
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:51,480
not because he said I forgot her name by the way Ryan Reynolds I just realized I would

970
01:20:51,480 --> 01:21:04,120
cast him to voice Star Fox I like that I actually like that too all right let's see we have

971
01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:16,640
we have two for Bowser jr. go on so the first one is from Nanashi who says Justin Long what's

972
01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:24,640
the next one the next one I think you're not gonna like because the next one is Tom Holland

973
01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:35,520
but pitched up now I was not a fan of how they did toad on this like with a key my key

974
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:43,680
so I don't know I like Justin Long a lot so if we're just gonna give all the famous people

975
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:50,320
all the parts in these movies and why not Justin Long he's already got voiceover talent

976
01:21:50,320 --> 01:22:03,160
he was Alvin and Alvin and the Chipmunks was he really yeah that's weird in all four of

977
01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:12,400
those movies god there's so those movies yes there is oh my god so this is probably a stupid

978
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:23,440
decision a stupid choice but I think the perfect Bowser jr. voice would be from Adam Devine

979
01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:36,120
oh my god you are 100% correct yeah I like that actually hey good news there's no other

980
01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:49,240
choices we got it in one we get Adam Devine or Bowser jr. is not in the movie dude that's

981
01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:54,080
just that's just who I thought because I'm like who's like young Jack Black and that's

982
01:22:54,080 --> 01:23:03,920
like immediately who I came to and now I want Rebel Wilson to voice something I don't know

983
01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:07,720
I don't know what she would voice but I want her to do I want her to be in the movie King

984
01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:20,200
Boo who would she voice I don't know probably a toad but I want her to be more than a toad

985
01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:35,760
yeah there you go there's this game over boy bruvs it's me oh Berto Nintendo like just throw

986
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:46,160
us a couple of those like new limited edition tears of the kingdom OLED switches and we're

987
01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:52,120
even and we're good make sure you got a lot of eShop credit on there for the boys and

988
01:23:52,120 --> 01:24:03,520
send three over to P.O. Box Caleb's P.O. Box oh man dude I love fan casting so much but

989
01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:13,680
yeah like like I said Wario and Waluigi would be a tough casting Wario and Waluigi I feel

990
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:20,320
like Andy Samberg is in that conversation I do think that he would be in that discussion

991
01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:28,640
like I could see it he'd have to do a weird voice do oh my gosh as much as I hate to say

992
01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:36,700
this I think Adam Sandler I've never seen the Hotel Transylvania movies but people seem

993
01:24:36,700 --> 01:24:42,440
to enjoy them very much and he's not really doing an Adam Sandler ask voice I feel like

994
01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:47,640
I could be wrong yeah he's kind of like he's doing it like a bit of an accent but I just

995
01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:52,440
think about his like normal like his crazy what he's known for the like high-pitched

996
01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:59,560
like that voice if he were to harness that energy and throw it into Waluigi I think that

997
01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:06,440
would be perfect but yeah Andy Samberg is is definitely a choice number one for me but

998
01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:12,920
I think Adam Sandler's a close number two oh he's a number two all right hey got him

999
01:25:12,920 --> 01:25:23,960
anyway so that was yeah that was all responses so thank you to everyone that answered our

1000
01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:30,240
question of the week we really appreciate it so I mean while we're here and while we

1001
01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:36,480
were discussing it acting what are you guys sitting with acting all right all right I

1002
01:25:36,480 --> 01:25:44,480
mean we have to talk about more than just Mario though like Mario and Luigi like I I

1003
01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:48,800
don't feel like there was a whole lot to for these people like you know we talked about

1004
01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:54,840
in the the 93 movie how Bob Hoskins was kind of like a little bit relegated to the background

1005
01:25:54,840 --> 01:26:00,200
because it was kind of Luigi's movie and didn't have a whole lot to do or say like yeah but

1006
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:07,160
this movie felt a lot like a bunch of scenes put together so you could see cool Mario stuff

1007
01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:14,720
and everything was kind of like uh like my my biggest thing that I was like huh is when

1008
01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:19,400
like she makes a big deal there's like there's another human here and he's like yeah it's

1009
01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:24,880
me I'm looking for my brother and she's like well I got this thing to do and that's crazy

1010
01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:29,480
that you're here and he's like I know it is crazy I gotta find my brother like I just

1011
01:26:29,480 --> 01:26:36,440
said one sentence ago and she's like well go ahead and come with me I'll train you what

1012
01:26:36,440 --> 01:26:41,600
like you were born in this place like I don't know like they were just like all right come

1013
01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:45,480
on come on come on come on come on come on come on like all the lines felt like that

1014
01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:49,240
like all right we need to spit these things out so we can get to the Mario Kart let's

1015
01:26:49,240 --> 01:26:56,320
go already yeah well I think that's more of a writing issue than anything but what I guess

1016
01:26:56,320 --> 01:27:00,960
I'll put that into back to acting by saying like I don't feel like they had a whole lot

1017
01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:10,520
to do in the way of acting other than three that's right folks three slow motion mama

1018
01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:25,520
mia they were like this Mario guy really needs a catchphrase what if we made it mama mia

1019
01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:33,120
I think they made it work all right DJ is this gonna be like a complete opposite of

1020
01:27:33,120 --> 01:27:38,840
her like I'm all for this one and you're like completely against it here's the thing is

1021
01:27:38,840 --> 01:27:47,020
like I just to like give a general feeling about this movie I feel like other than the

1022
01:27:47,020 --> 01:27:53,480
what you were like looking at like what they showed you as far as like or Easter eggs and

1023
01:27:53,480 --> 01:27:59,640
stuff like this this movie I feel like was I would score it almost exactly like I did

1024
01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:08,040
the 93 movie like besides it may be like effects like not maybe effects 1000% it would be a

1025
01:28:08,040 --> 01:28:17,880
different grade than it affects but yeah it's like I don't know we'll talk about it acting

1026
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:23,440
you guys give your score so I don't feel so bad about what I do never feel bad man

1027
01:28:23,440 --> 01:28:32,440
I always that's Rose you know what I am so genuinely curious to see if what you say is

1028
01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:39,240
true that I'm I'm pulling up our Super Mario scores and I am not going to be telling you

1029
01:28:39,240 --> 01:28:46,440
anything that you gave it no see if you would give it the same I mean I think it deserves

1030
01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:52,800
other than there are two specific categories where I think this movie did wildly wildly

1031
01:28:52,800 --> 01:29:01,800
better but yeah all right fine I'll even go first because like again I'll just say it

1032
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:07,360
now I had to be reminded by my good friend Chris Wetzke that is the third name check

1033
01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:16,560
Chris Wetzke good friend Chris Wetzke I because I got out of the movie and I was like I don't

1034
01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:20,640
think I like this movie that much like I like to look at it but I don't think it was that

1035
01:29:20,640 --> 01:29:26,560
good and when I told I started to tell him that and he was like this was great this was

1036
01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:32,160
a great kids movie and it like clicked I was like all of a sudden I remembered the like

1037
01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:37,160
front two rows filled with children like screaming the whole movie not the whole movie but like

1038
01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:43,520
the kids like ah it's a Mario and he's doing the thing and then it also dawned on me that

1039
01:29:43,520 --> 01:29:47,780
like even though my nephew is like they live with me now like they've lived with me when

1040
01:29:47,780 --> 01:29:54,080
they were like older so I didn't have to like deal with like Paw Patrol and Mickey Mouse

1041
01:29:54,080 --> 01:30:00,080
Clubhouse and basically stuff that was like directly geared at children and this movie

1042
01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:05,680
was like clearly made for the kids first not for the nostalgia people like there was stuff

1043
01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:12,240
in the background for us but this was like first and foremost a kids movie and that that

1044
01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:17,520
put everything kind of in a different light for me I'm like oh I'm just that's why I was

1045
01:30:17,520 --> 01:30:21,640
saying before I'm just the old guy now because I'm just like this isn't what I expected out

1046
01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:26,880
of a Mario movie it's like yeah because you're too old you old man stop being so old maybe

1047
01:30:26,880 --> 01:30:36,680
you'll like it or stop beating up on yourself so even though with everything I said I'm

1048
01:30:36,680 --> 01:30:45,360
gonna give an acting score of an 85 how about that okay considering they did all of this

1049
01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:52,440
over zoom they did it all over zoom that's the part that's insane like it's like they

1050
01:30:52,440 --> 01:30:57,800
didn't get to do any of it together so you know for what they were able to pull off with

1051
01:30:57,800 --> 01:31:05,200
this like I gotta gotta give them credit because wait hold on why did let me just say this

1052
01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:12,760
one last thing Jack Black amazing like there's been no better casting for any voice ever

1053
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:18,660
than Jack Black to Bowser because I did not know what to expect out of this and it was

1054
01:31:18,660 --> 01:31:23,960
chef's kiss perfect you're never gonna get it any better than you did with Jack Black

1055
01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:29,640
him singing those songs him singing that song and they released the music video get out

1056
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:38,540
of my face universal came out and said that they they can actually submit that to the

1057
01:31:38,540 --> 01:31:46,920
Oscars for best original song they they better it was it was amazing it was like getting

1058
01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:54,760
new tenacious D I was like this is the best day of my life oh yeah that will definitely

1059
01:31:54,760 --> 01:32:05,560
be reflected when we get to music yes so DJ's n85 where are you at Rose I honestly the only

1060
01:32:05,560 --> 01:32:11,800
person like I maybe had a little bit of a problem with was Seth Rogen and even he like

1061
01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:19,760
decently sold me on him I didn't absolutely hate him as Donkey Kong so you guys might

1062
01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:27,560
kill me for this I'm at a 95 bold I said what I said about what Seth Rogen said I said what

1063
01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:35,520
I said about what Seth Rogen said I'm sorry guys it's getting late this what him just

1064
01:32:35,520 --> 01:32:43,760
talking was good like I liked that as Donkey Kong like it was it worked perfectly so there

1065
01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:53,400
you go Seth Rogen I approve you can continue on doing your thing now I'm a little bit lower

1066
01:32:53,400 --> 01:33:02,520
than both of you well actually I'm more below DJ I'm not like too much lower I'm like maybe

1067
01:33:02,520 --> 01:33:10,880
like an 82 I thought like all the performances were good Chris Pratt it took a decent chunk

1068
01:33:10,880 --> 01:33:17,040
of time to get used to him but or just kind of to accept him his voice because what like

1069
01:33:17,040 --> 01:33:20,480
when they first get the introduction in there in the commercial and they're doing the voice

1070
01:33:20,480 --> 01:33:27,720
I'm like okay like I I get what this is like I figured that they were going to do something

1071
01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:34,160
like outlandish like that so I'm like that helped sell the idea of Chris Pratt for me

1072
01:33:34,160 --> 01:33:37,840
and then like hearing him like normal talk was fine it's just when he started getting

1073
01:33:37,840 --> 01:33:43,440
to the catchphrases that were a little like funky for me or anytime he said mama Mia I'm

1074
01:33:43,440 --> 01:33:50,800
just like dude shut up okay I will say okay there was one that like okay you know I actually

1075
01:33:50,800 --> 01:33:58,320
maybe I'm not because no on a Taylor joy don't get me wrong I like yours people but she wasn't

1076
01:33:58,320 --> 01:34:03,480
the best in my opinion I had dude that you're out of your freaking mind on a Taylor joy

1077
01:34:03,480 --> 01:34:13,840
was a gem so I'm gonna go to I listen okay okay hold up okay we haven't done this yet

1078
01:34:13,840 --> 01:34:22,200
who who's your top three voices from this movie who we start with I'll start okay I

1079
01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:28,080
number one is in if there is not a unanimous number one it's been nice seeing you guys

1080
01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:34,440
and you can finish the show without me oh you all are gonna hate me then there is there

1081
01:34:34,440 --> 01:34:42,240
is a number one and every other answer besides the one that I tell you yes keep my cookie

1082
01:34:42,240 --> 01:34:51,400
right yes keep my key is right up top no let's see a rose you know rose goes last I'll say

1083
01:34:51,400 --> 01:34:58,960
my three I already know what roses is it's probably it's probably Luigi first then Bowser

1084
01:34:58,960 --> 01:35:07,760
then I'll put it between Mario or toad you're close all right now I know which okay hold

1085
01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:14,400
up which one did I get wrong was it the order that I got wrong yeah it was the alright I

1086
01:35:14,400 --> 01:35:19,240
gotta know now no say say your piece rose yeah say your say your so I might have to

1087
01:35:19,240 --> 01:35:26,600
fight you number one Charlie Day called it to y'all are gonna kill me I'm actually giving

1088
01:35:26,600 --> 01:35:40,560
Chris Pratt you are out of your freaking mind and then number three Jack Black oh no that's

1089
01:35:40,560 --> 01:35:47,040
insane you're an insane person please record another episode of the gazey gazette gazey

1090
01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:58,800
gazette you have gone full crazy Jack Black is in fact number one yes that is here now

1091
01:35:58,800 --> 01:36:06,840
and forever and told you guys you would not like my answer but I will say this I'm gonna

1092
01:36:06,840 --> 01:36:16,360
go I'm gonna go here's my monkey wrench I'm gonna go actually Seth Rogen too and I actually

1093
01:36:16,360 --> 01:36:28,160
am gonna say you know what fine I'll do it Mario 3 how about that you like Mario more

1094
01:36:28,160 --> 01:36:37,280
than Luigi you because here's the thing I technically did but I one thing again I know

1095
01:36:37,280 --> 01:36:42,720
we're not there in store yet but I despised about this movie and I will not go away from

1096
01:36:42,720 --> 01:36:51,960
this is why why split them up why like let them be the Mario brothers please like or

1097
01:36:51,960 --> 01:36:59,680
they could they could have gone to Luigi's Mansion level together and he could have met

1098
01:36:59,680 --> 01:37:03,520
egads or whatever and got his little freaking thing and be like I'll vacuum them up for

1099
01:37:03,520 --> 01:37:08,240
you Mario and then on to the next thing they didn't have to be like hey you get caught

1100
01:37:08,240 --> 01:37:15,680
by some dry bones and then you live in a cage until the end like no I hated that I really

1101
01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:20,480
did I did I did not want him I didn't want them to split up and I didn't want him to

1102
01:37:20,480 --> 01:37:25,080
just kind of like be the side character that honestly I would like to see that movie I

1103
01:37:25,080 --> 01:37:30,080
want to see the Luigi movie where we just follow what happened to him to let him get

1104
01:37:30,080 --> 01:37:36,280
to that cage I don't know what the hell you asked me that led me down this road but here

1105
01:37:36,280 --> 01:37:43,120
we are it was top three but okay would you have liked it better had he escaped on his

1106
01:37:43,120 --> 01:37:48,720
own and gone on like a Luigi's Mansion style adventure by himself no I would have liked

1107
01:37:48,720 --> 01:37:55,280
them to be together bantering like because one thing I do think that the the Mario 93

1108
01:37:55,280 --> 01:38:00,520
movie did right was keep them together for the most part and like when they were like

1109
01:38:00,520 --> 01:38:05,380
you got more of a sense of when they were talking like how much they cared about each

1110
01:38:05,380 --> 01:38:12,440
other than I think you got in this movie like what you got was Mario being like sad sad

1111
01:38:12,440 --> 01:38:18,440
that his dad is an a-hole and it's like you're bringing your brother down with you and you

1112
01:38:18,440 --> 01:38:24,280
can see Mario over there pouting and that's that's why you have that feeling at the end

1113
01:38:24,280 --> 01:38:29,440
when he's like we're brothers it's because Mario felt some type of way about what his

1114
01:38:29,440 --> 01:38:33,940
dad said and like Luigi didn't have really much to do with that at all other than showing

1115
01:38:33,940 --> 01:38:40,320
up and getting saved or you know getting getting saved out of the cage I just I don't know

1116
01:38:40,320 --> 01:38:46,320
I they wrote the story they didn't have to he didn't have to go away they could have

1117
01:38:46,320 --> 01:38:52,680
just stayed together the whole movie could have been some other other thing but we're

1118
01:38:52,680 --> 01:38:59,840
talking about acting all that to say Rose talked me up on Chris Pratt like I was definitely

1119
01:38:59,840 --> 01:39:04,680
down on the man but the more we talked about it the more I thought about it I'm like I

1120
01:39:04,680 --> 01:39:09,200
don't know who could have done better besides a voice actor that I don't know the name

1121
01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:19,280
of so I don't know I give him three yeah my place my top three I'm giving my number one

1122
01:39:19,280 --> 01:39:33,400
spot to Bowser of course my number two I'm probably going to give to Charlie Day as Luigi

1123
01:39:33,400 --> 01:39:42,600
I actually really enjoyed his performance as Luigi and everything that he got to do

1124
01:39:42,600 --> 01:39:49,080
like I agree with you DJ I think he he needed more to do other than being in a cage out

1125
01:39:49,080 --> 01:39:56,520
of like to see him kind of do his own thing and then like have them come together but

1126
01:39:56,520 --> 01:40:00,640
obviously we didn't get that hopefully we do in the future which with how well this

1127
01:40:00,640 --> 01:40:07,820
movie is freaking doing I don't see that being a problem so yeah I'm giving it to Charlie

1128
01:40:07,820 --> 01:40:14,240
Day and then my number three I think I'm gonna give to Anya Taylor joy as Peach I loved her

1129
01:40:14,240 --> 01:40:24,200
performance so much I thought she did such a good job at kind of having that regal badass

1130
01:40:24,200 --> 01:40:30,000
tone and I'm actually really glad that they didn't make her like the victim in this where

1131
01:40:30,000 --> 01:40:34,740
it was like oh Mario come save like where it was they kind of flipped it a little bit

1132
01:40:34,740 --> 01:40:38,200
and this is kind of why I forget forgave the movie where they flipped it where it's like

1133
01:40:38,200 --> 01:40:44,080
hey we need to save Luigi instead of saving Peach it's like we're saving Luigi and the

1134
01:40:44,080 --> 01:40:53,320
mushroom kingdom so technically Peach but not so I I I don't yeah I did too but even

1135
01:40:53,320 --> 01:40:58,600
though like I agree with you guys I hated that Luigi got sidelined but honestly I was

1136
01:40:58,600 --> 01:41:03,960
okay with it could really work for the story and like I get what you're saying like I don't

1137
01:41:03,960 --> 01:41:08,440
know in my opinion I feel the brother aspect was explored better in this one because I

1138
01:41:08,440 --> 01:41:12,160
love like the little flashbacks that we get towards their relationship especially and

1139
01:41:12,160 --> 01:41:21,880
oh my god you with them as baby Mario and baby now dude an unexpected treat so good

1140
01:41:21,880 --> 01:41:30,600
that was fan tastic dude like when I saw that they were doing like a flashback and I saw

1141
01:41:30,600 --> 01:41:41,080
like baby Luigi I'm like no freaking way like oh my gosh and then like we got that little

1142
01:41:41,080 --> 01:41:50,320
flashback of baby Peach I'm just oh yeah oh so great freaking epic um so yeah freaking

1143
01:41:50,320 --> 01:41:58,320
love that so I think with yeah I think I already said that we're giving it an 82 or I'm giving

1144
01:41:58,320 --> 01:42:07,280
it an 82 so now we can get into the story and writing and if you guys have not seen

1145
01:42:07,280 --> 01:42:14,280
if you guys have not seen this movie we've basically gotten into spoiler territory already

1146
01:42:14,280 --> 01:42:21,360
so apologies for that and not giving a proper heads up but yeah Rose is about to spoil the

1147
01:42:21,360 --> 01:42:27,280
entirety of this movie for you so without further ado everyone's favorite segment reading

1148
01:42:27,280 --> 01:42:33,760
with Rose alright Italian American brothers Mario and Luigi have recently started a plumbing

1149
01:42:33,760 --> 01:42:37,760
business in Brooklyn their father disapproves of Mario's decision to leave his steady job

1150
01:42:37,760 --> 01:42:43,460
under his antagonistic ex-employer Spike after seeing a significant manhole leak on the news

1151
01:42:43,460 --> 01:42:48,720
Mario and Luigi go underground to fix it but are sucked into a warp pipe and separated

1152
01:42:48,720 --> 01:42:52,400
Mario lands in the Mushroom Kingdom ruled by Princess Peach while Luigi lands in the

1153
01:42:52,400 --> 01:42:57,480
Dark Lands ruled by the evil Koopa King Bowser Bowser seeks to marry Peach and will destroy

1154
01:42:57,480 --> 01:43:02,240
the Mushroom Kingdom using a superstar if she refuses he imprisons Luigi to blackmail

1155
01:43:02,240 --> 01:43:07,760
Mario whom he sees as competition for Peach's love Mario meets Toad who takes him to Peach

1156
01:43:07,760 --> 01:43:13,480
Peach plans to ally with the primary Kong sorry with the primate Kongs to help rebel

1157
01:43:13,480 --> 01:43:20,560
oh my god to repel Bowser and agrees to take Mario and Toad along in the Jungle Kingdom

1158
01:43:20,560 --> 01:43:25,720
King Cranky Kong agrees to help on the condition that Mario defeats his son Donkey Kong in a

1159
01:43:25,720 --> 01:43:31,400
fight despite Donkey Kong strength Mario defeats him using a cat suit Mario Peach Toad and the

1160
01:43:31,400 --> 01:43:36,040
Kongs use carts to drive back to the Mushroom Kingdom but Bowser's army ambushes them on Rainbow

1161
01:43:36,040 --> 01:43:41,320
Road when a Koopa general destroys part of the road Mario and Donkey Kong plummet to the ocean

1162
01:43:41,320 --> 01:43:46,480
and are eaten by an eel-like Ma Ray while the other Kongs are captured Peach and Toad return

1163
01:43:46,480 --> 01:43:51,040
to the Mushroom Kingdom and urge the citizens to evacuate Bowser arrives aboard his flying

1164
01:43:51,040 --> 01:43:57,320
castle and proposes to Peach who reluctantly accepts after Bowser's advisor is it Kamek?

1165
01:43:57,320 --> 01:44:05,560
yes Kamek tortures Toad Mario and Donkey Kong escape the Ma Ray by riding a rocket from Donkey

1166
01:44:05,560 --> 01:44:12,440
Kong's cart and hurry to Bowser and Peach's at the wedding reception Bowser intends to

1167
01:44:12,440 --> 01:44:17,800
execute all this prisoners and lava in Peach's honor Toad smuggles an ice flower in Peach's

1168
01:44:17,800 --> 01:44:22,640
bouquet which Peach uses to freeze Bowser Mario and Donkey Kong arrive and free the prisoners

1169
01:44:22,640 --> 01:44:28,760
with Mario using a tanooki suit to save Luigi an enraged Bowser frees himself and summons a

1170
01:44:28,760 --> 01:44:33,640
bomber bill to destroy Peach's castle but Mario knocks it off course and directs it into the wart

1171
01:44:33,640 --> 01:44:39,520
pipe causing Bowser's castle to be transported to Brooklyn as they fight Bowser Mario and Luigi

1172
01:44:39,520 --> 01:44:44,360
grab the superstar become invincible and defeat those Bowser's shrunk with a mini mushroom and

1173
01:44:44,360 --> 01:44:50,540
imprisoned in a jar Mario and Luigi are celebrated by Brooklyn's populace including their parents

1174
01:44:50,540 --> 01:44:55,200
and Spike in the aftermath of the battle Mario and Luigi move into a new house together in the

1175
01:44:55,200 --> 01:45:06,720
and that's the way the news goes all right I think we can all agree that the story here was

1176
01:45:06,720 --> 01:45:15,120
super simplistic but kind of in the best possible way in like dude someone like pointed out like

1177
01:45:15,120 --> 01:45:21,200
everyone's bitching and complaining that the Super Mario story is just super plain and simple yet

1178
01:45:21,200 --> 01:45:29,480
Nintendo's been riding on the coattails of this red plumber dude kit like saving the princess for

1179
01:45:29,480 --> 01:45:40,440
years okay now listen to to advocate the devil for those people like the Mario games have never

1180
01:45:40,440 --> 01:45:47,040
like you're not getting the last of us out of a Mario game and you're also not looking for that

1181
01:45:47,040 --> 01:45:55,760
there so like I get it I get that critique but also it's like that's not an excuse to be like

1182
01:45:55,760 --> 01:46:00,920
well this doesn't have to be super deep like I don't think anyone was looking for like you know

1183
01:46:00,920 --> 01:46:10,240
war and peace or whatever whatever the current rest but like yeah there was a lot of story stuff

1184
01:46:10,240 --> 01:46:15,400
like again until I was reminded that this is a kids movie I'm like everything's happening because

1185
01:46:15,400 --> 01:46:21,400
it has to happen there's no reason for it to happen it just is happening now they're like all

1186
01:46:21,400 --> 01:46:27,080
right we need you to go on to the next thing like all right you are now why doesn't matter why you

1187
01:46:27,080 --> 01:46:35,640
are it's happening and so yeah I don't know the story is not is absolutely not super deep but it's

1188
01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:43,520
serviceable like it's it's it's it's I don't know what you're gonna expect from a kids movie about

1189
01:46:43,520 --> 01:46:51,960
Mario besides that I'll give you that I mean the story out of everything they just kind of looking

1190
01:46:51,960 --> 01:47:01,160
ahead I think the story is the biggest downfall of this it's simplistic it's like said it's not

1191
01:47:01,160 --> 01:47:08,360
super deep it but it doesn't have to be I think it makes up for it in other ways it gets the job

1192
01:47:08,360 --> 01:47:14,080
done for what it sets out to be like for I'm assuming that this this is gonna be the first

1193
01:47:14,080 --> 01:47:20,120
of many Mario movies just for like Caleb touched upon how amazing this thing is done at the box

1194
01:47:20,120 --> 01:47:26,400
office like it like you'd be frozen too for the biggest animated box office opening worldwide of

1195
01:47:26,400 --> 01:47:35,040
all time so I feel hopefully when it comes to sequels they can dive more into like deeper plots

1196
01:47:35,040 --> 01:47:44,320
but for what they set out to do and like explaining this world and the characters like they kept it

1197
01:47:44,320 --> 01:47:49,720
very simplistic but I was honestly okay with that well and they delivered on like it's set up and

1198
01:47:49,720 --> 01:47:57,600
then delivered on like delivered on a high level on moments like you got to see like dude just the

1199
01:47:57,600 --> 01:48:04,280
very beginning whenever Bowser's ship rolls down and hits and they're playing that the the Mario

1200
01:48:04,280 --> 01:48:13,320
3 like Bowser ship music like I was immediately like oh my god like everything that that happened

1201
01:48:13,320 --> 01:48:20,320
that they wanted you to go remember that this is a Mario thing like it was a Mario thing as hard as

1202
01:48:20,320 --> 01:48:26,960
a Mario thing could be so like in that way like yeah the story wasn't super deep but it set up

1203
01:48:26,960 --> 01:48:33,440
those moments to happen perfectly so you're like all right I'm seeing this now this is a this is

1204
01:48:33,440 --> 01:48:43,080
the thing dude I love the nods to that's a that's a writing thing I need to like dial myself back

1205
01:48:43,080 --> 01:48:53,360
story-wise I think the movie had a really decent flow about it like it didn't feel like it got

1206
01:48:53,360 --> 01:49:04,200
held up anywhere if if if anywhere I think maybe they were searching for the they took a while to

1207
01:49:04,200 --> 01:49:11,200
get to the Mushroom Kingdom well it's not it's not necessarily that like I think them like feeling

1208
01:49:11,200 --> 01:49:16,080
like oh we can save Brooklyn by say like fixing this pipe like let's go like going to do that I

1209
01:49:16,080 --> 01:49:23,360
think it's just they spent a little too long before getting jumping into the the green pipe or getting

1210
01:49:23,360 --> 01:49:30,360
sucked into the green pipe I think it just seemed like that because I got the same vibe from the

1211
01:49:30,360 --> 01:49:36,200
beginning of this movie as I did from the 93 movie of like Jesus Christ are they gonna do this or

1212
01:49:36,200 --> 01:49:40,680
what and then he gets in the pipe because it looked almost again like they were just gonna be

1213
01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:45,440
like well this is a green pipe but it's not the green pipe and then he gets sucked in there and

1214
01:49:45,440 --> 01:49:51,000
I was like okay thank God like they're going right now like we're not gonna screw around anymore it's

1215
01:49:51,000 --> 01:49:57,960
time to go yeah like I said if it if it was anywhere it was there but the rest of the movie

1216
01:49:57,960 --> 01:50:08,000
I think had like super solid flow maybe even a little too quickly paced at times but I think

1217
01:50:08,000 --> 01:50:14,160
they handled it pretty well see I was okay with like it took a little longer to get to like I get

1218
01:50:14,160 --> 01:50:18,920
where you guys are coming from but taking a little longer leading up to the green pipe because even

1219
01:50:18,920 --> 01:50:24,480
though it's set up in the games I like that they took a little or at least tried to take a little

1220
01:50:24,480 --> 01:50:30,240
longer setting up the relief yeah I like it wasn't necessarily that part it was like seriously once

1221
01:50:30,240 --> 01:50:36,280
they were like down in the pipes that I was like okay like let's let's freakin speed this up before

1222
01:50:36,280 --> 01:50:43,520
that I was freakin all-in I thought they did a really good job with that stuff by the way

1223
01:50:43,520 --> 01:50:49,560
you'll never convince me that them going from the real world to the mushroom kingdom that whole

1224
01:50:49,560 --> 01:50:56,760
thing was not an homage to the 93 movie of like this is what you were trying to do whenever they

1225
01:50:56,760 --> 01:51:06,200
were going through that weird psychedelic nightmare like this is what you saw in your head and now

1226
01:51:06,200 --> 01:51:13,500
we're gonna give it to you here you go that's what I felt about the nod with the art I took

1227
01:51:13,500 --> 01:51:20,720
it as a nod with the the van mm-hmm like breaking down and they're like we got it run like run that

1228
01:51:20,720 --> 01:51:24,840
way and so that like they did their whole like little run through fix the pipes and everything

1229
01:51:24,840 --> 01:51:34,240
and like I love just the tiny little things that they did with this where where the with the pipes

1230
01:51:34,240 --> 01:51:40,440
exploding where they have to like where they plug a hole and then another hole pops up and like that's

1231
01:51:40,440 --> 01:51:48,800
straight out of the games dude yeah like they they incorporated that so well like everything they did

1232
01:51:48,800 --> 01:51:54,800
with this was so freakin good and again I think that's more of a writing deal so I don't have

1233
01:51:54,800 --> 01:52:01,120
anything else like story wise other than like some of their incorporations of like I love that they

1234
01:52:01,120 --> 01:52:10,360
took some of the things that like Mario gets made fun of for and kind of ran with that like the whole

1235
01:52:10,360 --> 01:52:19,720
Bowser being in love with Peach thing like that's I don't think that's ever been like a thing other

1236
01:52:19,720 --> 01:52:26,280
than like more or like that one at was Odyssey I was gonna say that was there their their outfits

1237
01:52:26,280 --> 01:52:31,640
were right out of Odyssey right because that was his whole jam as he was trying to marry Pete yeah

1238
01:52:31,640 --> 01:52:41,960
so like did they incorporate like because I haven't played Odyssey is did they incorporate in that that

1239
01:52:41,960 --> 01:52:50,300
Bowser was like in love with Peach or is he just okay yeah I mean not to that extent obviously he

1240
01:52:50,300 --> 01:52:58,640
wasn't out there writing ballads but he he was that was his whole thing is he wanted to so yeah I

1241
01:52:58,640 --> 01:53:05,840
don't know if it would fall under story either but I or maybe this is writing but like I I really

1242
01:53:05,840 --> 01:53:11,720
did like at the end when they maybe this is a writing but when they got they finally they're

1243
01:53:11,720 --> 01:53:18,280
going to like go for the star and the brothers they both touched the star at the same time and

1244
01:53:18,280 --> 01:53:26,120
then that sting of the frickin the invincibility star song hits and then you see them through

1245
01:53:26,120 --> 01:53:33,400
there they're like let's go I was like all right all right you got me let's do it for getting beat

1246
01:53:33,400 --> 01:53:44,600
his ass let's go man dude that was such a good frickin like powerful moment too because like you

1247
01:53:44,600 --> 01:53:54,240
think Mario is like done for like he's on his last last life like did did did did did do but

1248
01:53:54,240 --> 01:54:01,920
this together yeah but like he he's like scrambling and then like you freaking Luigi comes in with the

1249
01:54:01,920 --> 01:54:10,720
frickin power move save and just like we got this bro was that was the shit dude like I got so pumped

1250
01:54:10,720 --> 01:54:19,480
up like if there was any moment that like really connected those two it was that yes well in

1251
01:54:19,480 --> 01:54:28,800
fairness it was like one of the only moments they got to be together true but still like I think I

1252
01:54:28,800 --> 01:54:36,760
don't know it was it was I think that like they did a really solid job overall with with the story

1253
01:54:36,760 --> 01:54:50,960
where are you at where are you guys at roses now just for the simplicity of it like I get like

1254
01:54:50,960 --> 01:54:56,760
why I'm about why it's so simplistic like that but for the first Mario movie I feel it would have

1255
01:54:56,760 --> 01:55:05,000
that many problems with it so honestly I would that's actually I was gonna go 85 again too like

1256
01:55:05,000 --> 01:55:17,040
I yeah yeah that it's frickin unanimous on 85 there like I thought they did fantastic with that

1257
01:55:17,040 --> 01:55:25,960
moving on over to writing this is where I feel the movie excelled the dude the writing was genius

1258
01:55:25,960 --> 01:55:34,800
I frickin loved the like my favorite joke out of this whole movie was when they get to the castle

1259
01:55:34,800 --> 01:55:47,840
and the the frickin guards are just like she's in a different castle like sorry guy like the princess

1260
01:55:47,840 --> 01:55:56,680
is in another castle like was that a reference whenever toad was like started cooking for them

1261
01:55:56,680 --> 01:56:04,160
and was like I got him I got him you can go hurry up Mario go cuz like I was like wait is that a

1262
01:56:04,160 --> 01:56:10,360
thing that like toads are like super distracted by food or something like that was the only one of

1263
01:56:10,360 --> 01:56:18,560
the only Siemens like a reference that I'm like I did this is I don't get it at all yeah that I

1264
01:56:18,560 --> 01:56:25,920
don't know or if that's just like again one of those like kid movie things where they're like a

1265
01:56:25,920 --> 01:56:30,840
kid would be like of course they they wanted to eat the food they were hungry they've been

1266
01:56:30,840 --> 01:56:36,360
guarding that door all day you know like a kid would be hungry because princess Peach doesn't

1267
01:56:36,360 --> 01:56:49,080
believe so there is the toads so technically that toad was based off of I guess captain toad the

1268
01:56:49,080 --> 01:56:58,960
treasure tracker so I keegan Michael keys toad you mean yeah that's what I'm I'm that's my guess so

1269
01:56:58,960 --> 01:57:06,160
that that might have been like his jam to like someone he's when he's doing all his his trekking

1270
01:57:06,160 --> 01:57:16,840
he'll sit down and cook for himself I guess I'm yeah I'm not finding anything that's specifically

1271
01:57:16,840 --> 01:57:26,960
stating like oh yeah like cat like like captain toads eating or whatever it's just that's just

1272
01:57:26,960 --> 01:57:33,920
who this was like loosely based off of so I don't know if that was a reference to anything it might

1273
01:57:33,920 --> 01:57:39,320
have been for all I know but I loved all the other little reference like you got references

1274
01:57:39,320 --> 01:57:46,760
from everything like freaking Mario 3d world you got stuff from like just the classic game like

1275
01:57:46,760 --> 01:57:52,600
when he's when they're like trying to run to that job and Mario's like opening up all the gates and

1276
01:57:52,600 --> 01:57:59,800
shit for Luigi but he gets to the end it's like a castle arcade place and he jumps on the flagpole

1277
01:57:59,800 --> 01:58:08,080
spins down yeah like just classic frickin Mario I want to say what's our no no go ahead good no

1278
01:58:08,080 --> 01:58:12,400
just really when they're doing the whole Mario Kart thing and Mario does like the power slide

1279
01:58:12,400 --> 01:58:19,000
and gets the boost oh I lost shit that was amazing I saw that and I was like wait wait did everyone

1280
01:58:19,000 --> 01:58:28,400
get that we all got that right that was awesome too like when they were building their carts and

1281
01:58:28,400 --> 01:58:33,480
they got to you know pick it like you normally would like in the game you know they're like I

1282
01:58:33,480 --> 01:58:40,600
get to pick the wheels and the body and the whatever I like what was I gonna say oh yeah

1283
01:58:40,600 --> 01:58:47,200
again fourth name check Chris Watzke I expect you to tell me all about how you love this episode

1284
01:58:47,200 --> 01:58:54,000
there was I think it was the the place where they were meeting spike at I think or not meeting

1285
01:58:54,000 --> 01:58:59,880
spike but where they saw spike at where it had like glass Joe and like all the people from like

1286
01:58:59,880 --> 01:59:05,140
super punch out or I'm sorry Mike Tyson's punch out like up on the like hung up on the walls

1287
01:59:05,140 --> 01:59:12,240
I heard about that I didn't catch it but what was I didn't even catch I saw that he was playing

1288
01:59:12,240 --> 01:59:18,880
Mario was playing Kid Icarus after he got in that little argument with his dad but I did not or

1289
01:59:18,880 --> 01:59:24,840
maybe I did but I don't remember noticing the our wing from Star Fox he had like a little statue

1290
01:59:24,840 --> 01:59:35,200
statue of over his TV as well which again I always think is so weird in movies like so Nintendo

1291
01:59:35,200 --> 01:59:42,240
exists in this world and so does Star Fox and all this other stuff but not Mario but but Jumpman

1292
01:59:42,240 --> 01:59:52,120
Jumpman exists but not Mario like what a weird thing like is the next movie if the next movie is

1293
01:59:52,120 --> 01:59:58,120
not like hey Mario I love your game and they're playing Super Mario Bros then I don't know what

1294
01:59:58,120 --> 02:00:11,720
to do yeah if they make like have it where Mario is a video game that be the shit we listen to this

1295
02:00:11,720 --> 02:00:15,840
crazy story you told about eating mushrooms and getting big or whatever and we made this video

1296
02:00:15,840 --> 02:00:23,920
game dude the freaking Easter egg videos that I expect to see when this movie comes out on digital

1297
02:00:23,920 --> 02:00:31,920
better be like five hours long you know they will be like that's gonna that's gonna be a

1298
02:00:31,920 --> 02:00:40,400
insane because it was just Easter egg after Easter egg after Easter egg and frickin nuts

1299
02:00:40,400 --> 02:00:47,520
like and it's like you sorry yeah even like some of the shit that they just kind of like glanced

1300
02:00:47,520 --> 02:00:54,400
over were Easter eggs like I love how everyone's like chanting for Donkey Kong and then Cranky's

1301
02:00:54,400 --> 02:01:01,240
just like alright everyone shut up and then you just hear DK DK like shut up diddy yeah that was

1302
02:01:01,240 --> 02:01:06,440
great by the way I didn't notice the girl one I can never remember her name but she was apparently

1303
02:01:06,440 --> 02:01:13,560
sitting right next to him that I did not see that at all yeah but like so both of the people from

1304
02:01:13,560 --> 02:01:23,720
the Donkey Kong games huh like I there's a there's another character hold on I'm trying to see if I

1305
02:01:23,720 --> 02:01:31,200
can find like playable character or just character in the I've played as them or like I recall

1306
02:01:31,200 --> 02:01:40,920
playing as them and what was the dude funky Kong with the funky Kong was right next yeah he was

1307
02:01:40,920 --> 02:01:48,440
the one in the in the white tank top the bandana so that was that was like right next to diddy

1308
02:01:48,440 --> 02:01:55,500
wait did he was in the middle funky was next to him and then Dixie Kong was on the other side

1309
02:01:55,500 --> 02:02:03,280
Kong yeah and then cranky was obviously the king and Donkey Kong what was the name of the guy that

1310
02:02:03,280 --> 02:02:12,640
voiced him I can see his face did he you know no no no cranky oh Fred Armisen there you go by the

1311
02:02:12,640 --> 02:02:20,440
way glad to always glad to hear Fred Armisen a waste of Fred Armisen should have had more cranky

1312
02:02:20,440 --> 02:02:27,240
Kong if you get Fred Armisen you get him to do more than a handful of lines they totally freaking

1313
02:02:27,240 --> 02:02:36,000
agree there yeah I can't think of like any writing in this that I disliked yeah no I don't know if

1314
02:02:36,000 --> 02:02:40,880
that's what I was describing before when I said everything led up to like these perfect these

1315
02:02:40,880 --> 02:02:48,800
perfect moments in the me if that counts if that's writing or storing that like yeah perfect setup I

1316
02:02:48,800 --> 02:02:57,720
think that's more of a writing thing than anything so I'm pretty high on this I think I'm like a

1317
02:02:57,720 --> 02:03:07,120
92 I was gonna say 91 all right we already got acting moving on to character development which

1318
02:03:07,120 --> 02:03:17,060
obviously we do this based off the Mario Bros lol again 1993 style character development where

1319
02:03:17,060 --> 02:03:28,000
there is none yeah I think the only bit that you can maybe claim is that Mario has this person no

1320
02:03:28,000 --> 02:03:34,800
only one person in this movie had any character to like any arc any anything and that was stay

1321
02:03:34,800 --> 02:03:46,240
with me everyone a Donkey Kong Luigi Donkey Kong went from being this like smarmy ass to being like

1322
02:03:46,240 --> 02:03:52,840
all right I guess this little human man can beat me and I'll I'll become like a better ape for it

1323
02:03:52,840 --> 02:03:59,360
where everybody else was like I know I'm better than everyone thinks I am and look I am better

1324
02:03:59,360 --> 02:04:07,840
than everyone thinks I am the end yeah I think this is where the movie suffers a little bit too

1325
02:04:07,840 --> 02:04:16,400
it's just development wise like they don't really go anywhere like look and unfortunately I think

1326
02:04:16,400 --> 02:04:22,000
Luigi he's he stays the same for the most part like he's he's always like right there with his

1327
02:04:22,000 --> 02:04:27,600
brother he's a supportive younger brother like yeah he's like nah you could do it and then at

1328
02:04:27,600 --> 02:04:34,240
the end he was like nah you could do it except I'm in a cage yeah I think like his whole thing was

1329
02:04:34,240 --> 02:04:42,080
just like finally accepting like yes like we can do it together and I don't even think it was

1330
02:04:42,080 --> 02:04:47,280
something he needed to accept it's something he already like believed wholeheartedly well yeah

1331
02:04:47,280 --> 02:04:51,640
because that was his thing he's like don't listen to dad that guy doesn't know anything you're not

1332
02:04:51,640 --> 02:04:57,880
bringing me down I make my own choices I'm not just I'm not that was Mario I'm Luigi that's

1333
02:04:57,880 --> 02:05:04,920
something I feel like they could have explored a lot more like how like having Mario feel that

1334
02:05:04,920 --> 02:05:14,960
guilt for bringing Luigi down well again whatever everything all of the like dialogue was just it

1335
02:05:14,960 --> 02:05:20,560
was just getting in the way of them doing Mars like they're like all right listen is this enough do

1336
02:05:20,560 --> 02:05:24,720
you feel like they're brothers all right come on gotta go gotta go we got a mushroom kingdom to

1337
02:05:24,720 --> 02:05:32,800
save or whatever come on hurry up yeah pretty much I think they could have done a decent dive

1338
02:05:32,800 --> 02:05:39,840
into the that aspect like I think they could have still done the separation but have Mario feel

1339
02:05:39,840 --> 02:05:47,680
maybe a little bit more guilt about bringing like dragging Luigi into this and then like a couple

1340
02:05:47,680 --> 02:05:53,120
tender moments he's just like chilling with the princess like you know this mushroom place is

1341
02:05:53,120 --> 02:05:57,440
pretty crazy hey bro I thought you were like all been up been out of shape about your brother

1342
02:05:57,440 --> 02:06:07,680
frickin hurry it up let's go yeah you do for sure so I mean character development wise I don't think

1343
02:06:07,680 --> 02:06:16,640
it was anything special like honestly this is probably like my lowest area is this out of ten

1344
02:06:16,640 --> 02:06:21,320
or out of a hundred this is out of a hundred it's only music and costumes that are out of ten oh

1345
02:06:21,320 --> 02:06:31,520
yeah yeah I don't know what's what would you consider like what's a I don't know like I

1346
02:06:31,520 --> 02:06:36,720
wouldn't consider it like a fail but it's definitely like what is what is neutral when

1347
02:06:36,720 --> 02:06:46,040
they just do nothing like 75 75 it is for old DJ I might go a couple points higher like I'll be

1348
02:06:46,040 --> 02:06:54,800
at like maybe a 77 but it's not and that's seriously only because of that one moment of Mario like

1349
02:06:54,800 --> 02:07:00,240
getting called out by Bowser while he's in that diner or whatever and he's like sitting there like

1350
02:07:00,240 --> 02:07:06,040
looking at himself like having that moment just like okay we could freaking do this you know like

1351
02:07:06,040 --> 02:07:15,280
I've always said yeah again like I think that they could have capitalized on that like had it be a

1352
02:07:15,280 --> 02:07:25,040
bigger moment I am a couple points higher for what we did get I really like they didn't necessarily

1353
02:07:25,040 --> 02:07:30,520
have character growth because yeah like you guys said like the the brother dynamic was already

1354
02:07:30,520 --> 02:07:36,560
established before even the movie started and they just added to it but what we got I really

1355
02:07:36,560 --> 02:07:41,520
really enjoyed it especially their reunion towards the ending I thought that was very like very

1356
02:07:41,520 --> 02:07:47,160
heartfelt like honestly like I almost not to sound like a wuss but like I actually almost started

1357
02:07:47,160 --> 02:07:54,360
crying it was really sweet listen I it was on in my opinion that moment was super like unearned

1358
02:07:54,360 --> 02:08:08,680
but I still my body and brain was like their brothers so all right moving on over to effects

1359
02:08:08,680 --> 02:08:19,120
which with this being an animated movie it is talking about the animation a hundred I'm at a

1360
02:08:19,120 --> 02:08:24,960
hundred I don't know I don't know what you're full how what else do you do for this it's a hundred

1361
02:08:24,960 --> 02:08:35,880
it is a hundred any other answer is incorrect it was beautiful see there was a single thing yeah

1362
02:08:35,880 --> 02:08:40,400
I know I knew illumination could do good animation but they just freaking top themselves with this

1363
02:08:40,400 --> 02:08:46,400
no this was like what do they say about like a well-shot movie like any you can pause anywhere

1364
02:08:46,400 --> 02:08:51,320
and it could be a painting like you could pause anywhere in this movie and you could hang it up

1365
02:08:51,320 --> 02:09:03,000
on your wall like it looked it looked beautiful so dude no joke I okay so I went to go I took my

1366
02:09:03,000 --> 02:09:10,640
daughter to go see this right I was lose her mind when she saw this like was she losing her mind she

1367
02:09:10,640 --> 02:09:16,480
actually really liked the movie no I mean like a good way like oh like was she just like oh my god

1368
02:09:16,480 --> 02:09:27,160
dad it's Mario so she doesn't really know who Mario is she's only three she'd I bet hey I bet if

1369
02:09:27,160 --> 02:09:33,320
you asked her who Mickey Mouse was she would be like yeah well that's a given I so I don't own

1370
02:09:33,320 --> 02:09:40,120
yeah no it's if you ask who blue is that's who Iris is really yeah okay well okay listen and I

1371
02:09:40,120 --> 02:09:49,680
don't own any Nintendo consoles also a shame okay I know I know how do you I don't like to switch

1372
02:09:49,680 --> 02:09:56,960
light or something like that dude you're freaking telling me like I know I need to get one but we I

1373
02:09:56,960 --> 02:10:04,520
don't own any Nintendo consoles I don't watch any Mario content or anything like that so she the

1374
02:10:04,520 --> 02:10:09,720
only thing she knew about Mario was like from the first trailer I was just like hey we're gonna

1375
02:10:09,720 --> 02:10:14,200
go see that movie and she's just like yeah and then when I told her like hey we're gonna go see

1376
02:10:14,200 --> 02:10:26,760
a movie what movie Mario Mario and I played it for her again she's like oh Mario yeah so yeah she

1377
02:10:26,760 --> 02:10:32,920
like she enjoyed it like there was stuff that made her laugh and she did get a little freaked out

1378
02:10:32,920 --> 02:10:41,480
about the dry bones scene fair that's I mean listen that was they did that exactly right that

1379
02:10:41,480 --> 02:10:48,560
was really good yeah I dude I was just like oh shit oh oh no like I was trying to like distract

1380
02:10:48,560 --> 02:10:52,680
her I'm like look over here but she was like invested and she kind of got a little freaked

1381
02:10:52,680 --> 02:11:00,200
out and so I just played it off like oh look they broke and she's like oh haha guys don't let him

1382
02:11:00,200 --> 02:11:04,800
lie to you he took his phone out and it was like nobody worry this is fine it's my kid

1383
02:11:04,800 --> 02:11:17,880
why don't you text your mom and tell her how scared you are oh dad's let me watch scary movies

1384
02:11:17,880 --> 02:11:25,720
but the one thing that I'm super bummed out about so she's potty training and she's like

1385
02:11:25,720 --> 02:11:34,280
hasn't had any accidents and so until it was so we know she like she hasn't had any accidents

1386
02:11:34,280 --> 02:11:40,440
and that's the problem she like I put her in a pull-up and everything I'm just like listen

1387
02:11:40,440 --> 02:11:47,880
like just this time it's fine but she like was getting on me she's like dad I have to go potty

1388
02:11:47,880 --> 02:11:54,200
and I'm like can you like can you hold it and she's like no I have to go now and I'm like damn it and

1389
02:11:54,200 --> 02:12:00,480
it was the scene where they're finally on the rainbow road and they're just about to get

1390
02:12:00,480 --> 02:12:07,440
ambushed and I'm like and she's like I need to go potty and like damn it so I like pick her up and

1391
02:12:07,440 --> 02:12:12,000
she's like I want to walk and I'm like no I'm not dealing with this and so I like pick her up hall

1392
02:12:12,000 --> 02:12:19,760
ass downstairs let her go potty like clean her up come back and it's I get back into my seat and

1393
02:12:19,760 --> 02:12:25,720
like finally start watching as soon as like Mario and Donkey Kong are falling into the water so I

1394
02:12:25,720 --> 02:12:37,080
missed like all the cool shit I know I did miss the blue shell and I was so bummed out about it

1395
02:12:37,080 --> 02:12:40,880
because I turned around and I see like an explosion and I'm like oh that was a blue shell

1396
02:12:40,880 --> 02:12:51,760
explosion and so I like freaking charged up and got back to my seat and I just like and then it

1397
02:12:51,760 --> 02:12:58,000
was fine because like I put her down and she's just like daddy that was fast and I'm like yeah and

1398
02:12:58,000 --> 02:13:03,120
she's like you're like a superhero like I'm like a superhero wouldn't be out of breath but thanks

1399
02:13:03,120 --> 02:13:11,360
baby never forget this thought I am a superhero you'll never beat me and I will beat up all your

1400
02:13:11,360 --> 02:13:18,120
boyfriends anyway enjoy this movie yeah but everything else that I saw and I'm like I said

1401
02:13:18,120 --> 02:13:25,280
bummed out that I missed that scene but everything else I saw was beautiful like there wasn't a single

1402
02:13:25,280 --> 02:13:31,680
thing in here that I thought looked ugly you know it's funny it's always hilarious to me because

1403
02:13:31,680 --> 02:13:38,960
like I I do not have an eye to see crazy things that happen but it's always funny to me to see

1404
02:13:38,960 --> 02:13:45,520
the people that are like did you notice in frozen when Elsa's arm passed through her own head or

1405
02:13:45,520 --> 02:13:51,040
whatever and like I did not see that and then they show it and then you're like where is it and then

1406
02:13:51,040 --> 02:13:57,960
they point to it and they put it in slow motion I'm like oh that's wild that you saw that thank

1407
02:13:57,960 --> 02:14:07,360
you I guess but so I'm sure something like that will come out with this but maybe not like I don't

1408
02:14:07,360 --> 02:14:13,560
know like this seemed pretty solid dude Nintendo didn't seem like they were messing around with

1409
02:14:13,560 --> 02:14:19,000
this movie well and that's the other thing that made me kind of like be a little more forgiving

1410
02:14:19,000 --> 02:14:27,880
of this story is like they were after the 93 thing they were not no one was no one was deviating

1411
02:14:27,880 --> 02:14:36,760
at all like you're doing what we say or you're not doing it there is gonna be no movie if you

1412
02:14:36,760 --> 02:14:45,400
don't make it exactly how we say you make it so you know that kind of sucks but it's that's fine

1413
02:14:45,400 --> 02:14:50,640
it looked at this whole thing was a complete and utter departure from what illumination usually

1414
02:14:50,640 --> 02:14:57,760
does like illumination I feel realized real heavily on like fart jokes and there wasn't a

1415
02:14:57,760 --> 02:15:05,240
fart joke to be found in this movie like it was really nice yeah it was great like I said

1416
02:15:05,240 --> 02:15:13,080
everything looked incredible I cannot say enough good things about how it looked so I mean I'm at

1417
02:15:13,080 --> 02:15:20,120
a hundred I know Rose wasn't joking when he said he was at a hundred neither was I okay glad we

1418
02:15:20,120 --> 02:15:32,640
agree all right next up we got music and holy shit ten just we're all clear not a joke ten it's

1419
02:15:32,640 --> 02:15:39,360
a ten you can't convince me it's not a ten just because of that the peaches song but the freaking

1420
02:15:39,360 --> 02:15:46,240
Mario Brothers rap during the commercial dude Mario Brothers rap the again all the like stings

1421
02:15:46,240 --> 02:15:53,320
that that went back when they first see when he sees the the the castle and they do the like light

1422
02:15:53,320 --> 02:16:00,760
sting of the Mario 64 thing like the like I said the music whenever they touch the flower the star

1423
02:16:00,760 --> 02:16:07,840
at the end and they do like the epic version of that like it there there was none of it missed

1424
02:16:07,840 --> 02:16:15,560
do and then they had some like good songs too like freaking the holding out for a hero playing that

1425
02:16:15,560 --> 02:16:27,920
during Mario's like training sequence like no salt till Brooklyn yeah oh yeah yes dude they like oh

1426
02:16:27,920 --> 02:16:37,240
my gosh like that was incredible like every way that they were to incorporate every single

1427
02:16:37,240 --> 02:16:43,800
Nintendo song was flawless like when they were down in the in the sewer and you just hear the

1428
02:16:43,800 --> 02:16:52,640
net net net like it's so subtle but you you catch it if you're like really listening for it and it

1429
02:16:52,640 --> 02:17:01,200
works so freaking well and I know it's it's it's not technically a sound effect but when they had

1430
02:17:01,200 --> 02:17:08,120
the dude that voices Mario playing the like little jump man thing and he does he like gets up and

1431
02:17:08,120 --> 02:17:17,720
jumps in the position he's like what what it does the noise like it's again I was so happy I wish

1432
02:17:17,720 --> 02:17:23,720
they had done more with him but I was just happy to hear og Mario's voice making into that movie

1433
02:17:23,720 --> 02:17:31,880
I say og easy he didn't have a voice until that guy right yeah yeah he's always a voice Mario he

1434
02:17:31,880 --> 02:17:43,480
has and will always be the voice of Mario yes or I guess in the video game world yeah oh but yeah

1435
02:17:43,480 --> 02:17:53,000
do music was on freaking point and that like they did it so elegantly that's what like got me is

1436
02:17:53,000 --> 02:17:58,600
they could have just been like okay whatever we got the music just throw it in there but it's like

1437
02:17:58,600 --> 02:18:05,480
they did it super subtle it wasn't like super direct but they were able to incorporate like

1438
02:18:05,480 --> 02:18:13,960
a little subtle ways just so like you could hear it if you're listening for it but it's just I don't

1439
02:18:13,960 --> 02:18:21,720
like a little Easter egg for your ears it was good yeah because it was they did I feel like they

1440
02:18:21,720 --> 02:18:28,520
didn't use any like one for ones like they reorchestrated everything for the which again just

1441
02:18:28,520 --> 02:18:36,600
very good yeah so I have absolutely no issues giving this a 10 everything like after I was

1442
02:18:36,600 --> 02:18:46,520
leaving I was humming little Mario tunes and all that good stuff so I was very pleased all right

1443
02:18:46,520 --> 02:18:53,320
next up we got costumes which for this is more character design god dang it dude this is gonna

1444
02:18:53,320 --> 02:19:01,000
get way higher than I thought uh it's it's also top of the line right like they did they didn't

1445
02:19:01,000 --> 02:19:11,000
do anybody dirty at all uh everything looked so good this also has to be a hundred right like

1446
02:19:11,000 --> 02:19:22,440
can it be anything less than that not that I can think no dude it was flawless all like the the

1447
02:19:22,440 --> 02:19:30,200
characters adapted so well and I think it just I think it helps that they haven't had to

1448
02:19:31,400 --> 02:19:38,200
work from scratch when it came to like a 3d model yeah they it's just they already had a structure

1449
02:19:38,200 --> 02:19:44,680
uh because they've been making 3d marios for a while now yeah I mean they obviously updated it

1450
02:19:44,680 --> 02:19:53,560
a little bit to fit a little bit better for their animation style but it looked great um yeah like

1451
02:19:53,560 --> 02:19:58,680
I was thinking even when they had their hats off like I thought maybe that would look a little bit

1452
02:19:58,680 --> 02:20:04,840
funky but that looked good too no that did like holy shit that took me by surprise of how good

1453
02:20:04,840 --> 02:20:09,400
I will say the only thing and I'm not like I'm not even going to dock for it because it was just so

1454
02:20:09,400 --> 02:20:15,080
minuscule the only thing that threw me off and made me be like it was when they took their gloves off

1455
02:20:15,960 --> 02:20:22,760
okay yes when they took their gloves off I was like what are you thinking I know it's like watching

1456
02:20:22,760 --> 02:20:28,120
Mickey Mouse without his gloves yeah I was like I appreciate though that they explain like why they

1457
02:20:28,120 --> 02:20:33,400
have them no I know they definitely did that was like don't don't let me see your human hands

1458
02:20:33,400 --> 02:20:37,000
get out of here with your freaking human hands

1459
02:20:40,120 --> 02:20:47,000
oh oh shit which by the way there is also precedent for Mario and Luigi's hat coming off

1460
02:20:47,000 --> 02:20:52,520
because I don't know if it happens in any other game well I know it happens in Mario 64 but it

1461
02:20:52,520 --> 02:20:58,040
happens a lot too in Odyssey like you can just straight up lose your hat uh well and you're

1462
02:20:58,040 --> 02:21:04,280
throwing your hat too because you've got Cappy so you're seeing him with his hat off a lot uh but

1463
02:21:04,280 --> 02:21:08,680
yeah human hands no why didn't they why didn't they just take their shoes off too why didn't we

1464
02:21:08,680 --> 02:21:15,480
see them in their jammies and their little little toes stretching out like get out of here no yeah

1465
02:21:15,480 --> 02:21:22,200
that that would have been odd but I mean like I said I'm not going to dock for that because it

1466
02:21:22,200 --> 02:21:30,840
was just such a small part of what this movie was but it was expertly crafted everything looks so good

1467
02:21:32,200 --> 02:21:39,560
like I can't think of a single character that I think like looked bad like all of Peach's

1468
02:21:39,560 --> 02:21:46,520
costume changes looked good um all the Yoshi's looked amazing Bowser looked amazing the Koopa's

1469
02:21:46,520 --> 02:21:54,680
Goombas those weird little not spiky shell guys like everyone looked good and

1470
02:21:57,320 --> 02:22:02,520
and I will say this I'm I'm really glad with what are happy with what they did with the blue shells

1471
02:22:02,520 --> 02:22:09,800
actually giving it a personality and like a Koopa version yeah yeah that was awesome that was so

1472
02:22:09,800 --> 02:22:17,880
cool and all the extras too like all like the Mario family looked great yeah it was I gotta tell you

1473
02:22:17,880 --> 02:22:24,600
too though again it was weird I was like I was ready for them to be orphans again uh I did not

1474
02:22:24,600 --> 02:22:33,560
expect to see them have a whole big family I'm kind of glad that they do I am too uh I mean it

1475
02:22:33,560 --> 02:22:39,160
definitely helped them have that uh thing of like you're you're you're a terrible brother Mario you're

1476
02:22:39,160 --> 02:22:47,880
ruining your brother's life Mario yeah you're not the star of this show Mario why are you acting this

1477
02:22:47,880 --> 02:22:57,000
way but yeah freaking yeah so good so freaking good all right uh last up we got our own personal

1478
02:22:57,000 --> 02:23:07,400
scores Rose you want to take this one first sure um yeah overall god I loved this movie this was

1479
02:23:07,400 --> 02:23:16,840
such a great adaptation such a great introduction to um it the story is simplistic but for a Mario

1480
02:23:16,840 --> 02:23:23,240
movie I feel it works so well uh the characters are absolutely there how they should be portrayed

1481
02:23:23,240 --> 02:23:30,840
the animation is so gorgeous the voice acting is I have very few problems with this one so

1482
02:23:30,840 --> 02:23:39,480
I'm gonna be at a 90 solid 90s all right DJ what you think uh I'm not gonna lie like I don't know

1483
02:23:39,480 --> 02:23:47,160
that I can add too much to what Rose just said because I feel about the same way and uh I'm going

1484
02:23:47,160 --> 02:23:52,840
to split the difference between what Rose said about this movie and what I said about the 93

1485
02:23:52,840 --> 02:24:02,360
movie and give this a 93 okay yeah like I have been listen I came in as a cynical old man and now

1486
02:24:02,360 --> 02:24:09,080
I am realizing I need to be more childlike and uh uh how the hell is everyone higher than me

1487
02:24:10,760 --> 02:24:16,680
and wait a minute so okay no hold up I haven't talked about my score yet shut up sorry I had to

1488
02:24:16,680 --> 02:24:23,640
bump myself up kiss my ass I had to bump up a little bit dude freaking this is exactly why I

1489
02:24:23,640 --> 02:24:37,960
make you go first sorry man uh so I'm giving it a 91 um I loved this movie I thought it was so much

1490
02:24:37,960 --> 02:24:46,600
freaking fun it felt like I was like in the video game and like that's exactly what I want to do

1491
02:24:46,600 --> 02:24:53,720
I wanted going into this I didn't feel like everything needed like some crazy explanation

1492
02:24:53,720 --> 02:25:01,160
and we didn't get that like I think it worked perfect like all these like little like the

1493
02:25:01,160 --> 02:25:05,800
mystery boxes I was like I was wondering like how are they going to incorporate those they didn't

1494
02:25:05,800 --> 02:25:13,800
feel out of place whatsoever like I think they easily could have but they didn't it was great

1495
02:25:13,800 --> 02:25:18,280
I loved that they incorporated like oh you get this power but if you get hit you lose it

1496
02:25:18,280 --> 02:25:25,240
like that was just a stroke of genius I'm just like like they went exactly where video game

1497
02:25:25,240 --> 02:25:31,160
movies need to go you either needed go like the route of like the last of us where it's just

1498
02:25:32,440 --> 02:25:38,920
a decent adaptation like not a one-for-one or like this which is exactly a one-for-one

1499
02:25:38,920 --> 02:25:46,920
and just adding some like extra stuff and this is exactly where I feel um Sonic the Hedgehog 2

1500
02:25:47,720 --> 02:25:54,920
was like that felt like a decent one-for-one and it worked like I said it worked incredibly

1501
02:25:54,920 --> 02:26:02,440
well in its favor nothing that I disliked about this movie at all um so yeah I'm giving it a 91

1502
02:26:02,440 --> 02:26:10,600
I was gonna say I don't know if you if you guys heard this but I heard that they I don't know if

1503
02:26:10,600 --> 02:26:16,760
anything's been announced but I want to say Nintendo was like a stay on the lookout for new

1504
02:26:16,760 --> 02:26:24,200
Mario properties to be coming out in the next you know whatever time frame uh it don't like

1505
02:26:24,200 --> 02:26:32,200
movie wise no it seemed like video game wise so I wonder if like like you were saying like you know

1506
02:26:32,200 --> 02:26:38,600
this seemed like a one-for-one like maybe we will get to play some kind of weird uh version of this

1507
02:26:38,600 --> 02:26:49,320
movie uh well I'll get to play it uh you won't you can watch videos on YouTube and I'll play it

1508
02:26:49,320 --> 02:26:58,040
in real life that kind of is how I have to take in my the content for the consoles I don't have

1509
02:26:58,040 --> 02:27:05,400
but listen before I got a ps4 that I watched the entirety of the the newer like god of war games

1510
02:27:05,400 --> 02:27:11,160
uh like when that first one came out when he had the kid uh I just watched the whole thing just

1511
02:27:11,160 --> 02:27:18,440
watched somebody play the whole entire game because I'm a loser I did it with both the that one and

1512
02:27:18,440 --> 02:27:29,000
Ragnarok yeah yeah so I was I was pumped I found I found a YouTube there's a YouTuber that I've I

1513
02:27:29,000 --> 02:27:36,520
watch and he has the exact same play style that I do and so it's it's nice to watch him and he

1514
02:27:36,520 --> 02:27:44,840
doesn't like narrate through like the cut scenes which is fantastic god if you're out there and

1515
02:27:44,840 --> 02:27:49,880
I want to start a gaming YouTube channel stop with the chatter if there's nothing happening

1516
02:27:49,880 --> 02:27:57,880
yap away but god in heaven if they're saying something shut your dumb trap yeah like like

1517
02:27:57,880 --> 02:28:02,120
he'll make like little comments like if there's something going on he's like oh wow like he'll

1518
02:28:02,120 --> 02:28:08,200
make that but then he'll like save it for after like after the cut scene or he'll pause it

1519
02:28:08,200 --> 02:28:13,640
and be like whoa did you know this this and this like super crazy and then he'll get back to it but

1520
02:28:13,640 --> 02:28:18,840
he doesn't do that very often he usually lets the cut scene play out by the way for those of you

1521
02:28:19,880 --> 02:28:25,080
looking at how long this episode is how hilarious is it that the guy who talks the most is like

1522
02:28:25,080 --> 02:28:42,120
enough with the yapping uh yeah that's a giant but anyway so that with all that put in um

1523
02:28:42,120 --> 02:28:50,920
um going through our categories real quick um also DJ you were significantly nicer to this movie than

1524
02:28:50,920 --> 02:28:58,760
you were Super Mario Bros yep I I knew it as soon as I gave the first uh a hundred uh I was like

1525
02:28:58,760 --> 02:29:06,440
yeah this is gonna be this is gonna be different than I thought yeah um listen I gotta be honest

1526
02:29:06,440 --> 02:29:11,080
you know I I think I was very honest with the 93 movie and I think I was very honest with this

1527
02:29:11,080 --> 02:29:19,080
movie as well yeah all right so starting off with our story it averaged out to an 85 uh our writing

1528
02:29:19,640 --> 02:29:30,360
got a decent bump uh sitting at a 91.67 our acting took a bit of a dive um but still higher than our

1529
02:29:30,360 --> 02:29:38,520
story sitting at an 85.67 our character development was our lowest category and that ended up averaging

1530
02:29:38,520 --> 02:29:50,840
to a 73 77.33 our effects were 100 our music was a 10 out of 10 and our costumes were a 10 out of 10

1531
02:29:50,840 --> 02:30:01,400
as well and our personal score ended up averaging to a 92 so with all of that the final all bros

1532
02:30:01,400 --> 02:30:17,960
letter grade for the Super Mario Bros movie is sorry an a minus hey that's awesome it it barely

1533
02:30:17,960 --> 02:30:23,960
cracked it dude oh actually that's not true I was gonna say I forgot our cutoff was 90 but it's

1534
02:30:23,960 --> 02:30:36,600
that's yeah so it's good sitting at a 91.45 yeah buddy yeah so that's a lot higher than I thought

1535
02:30:36,600 --> 02:30:44,120
it was gonna be that makes me so happy dude same here so I'm excited to see where this one ended up

1536
02:30:44,120 --> 02:30:57,800
do gotta say you gotta say what beat it first okay okay okay so like we said this is sitting

1537
02:30:57,800 --> 02:31:08,200
at an a minus so all of the movies that I'm about to talk about are a minus movies um

1538
02:31:08,200 --> 02:31:14,120
so we're just gonna go five five above five below and then what they like a full percentage

1539
02:31:14,120 --> 02:31:24,680
difference looks like so starting off with what it's below it is below the Batman which is at a 91.62

1540
02:31:25,800 --> 02:31:36,760
correct it is below Logan which is at a 91.81 also correct it is below our friend which is at a 92.12

1541
02:31:36,760 --> 02:31:47,480
it is below the Eternals which is adding 92.25 wait a second was I part of the Eternals?

1542
02:31:49,560 --> 02:31:55,800
yeah I knew that one was coming too no you were not you were not a part of the Eternals listen to

1543
02:31:55,800 --> 02:32:02,120
me the Eternals was not the hot pile that people like to believe that it is the Eternals was a good

1544
02:32:02,120 --> 02:32:13,320
movie was it better than Logan and the Batman absolutely not absolutely not I would take one

1545
02:32:14,120 --> 02:32:22,360
above the Super Mario Brothers movie but damn it son it is hey man we found the flaw you've been

1546
02:32:22,360 --> 02:32:27,400
saying all these years there's no flaw in our system we found it it's the Eternals

1547
02:32:27,400 --> 02:32:36,920
all right well we'll talk about this after because I thought the same thing but I corrected myself

1548
02:32:38,120 --> 02:32:48,520
anyway it is also below Elvis which was at a 92.31 I gotta watch Elvis because I can't believe that

1549
02:32:48,520 --> 02:32:55,480
it's better than Logan and the Batman like those two movies are objectively maybe the best things

1550
02:32:55,480 --> 02:33:01,720
that I've seen with my eyeballs so I can't I gotta watch Elvis doesn't deserve to be there

1551
02:33:03,240 --> 02:33:06,520
you really got me messed up with the Eternals dude I can't handle this

1552
02:33:08,040 --> 02:33:11,880
dude again so the different seriously the difference between

1553
02:33:13,400 --> 02:33:17,480
Logan no okay everything you're gonna say is wrong everything you're gonna listen

1554
02:33:17,480 --> 02:33:26,920
the difference between Logan and the Batman is 0.2 percent okay okay the difference between

1555
02:33:28,120 --> 02:33:36,040
Eternals and Logan we're hold on I'm doing some serious math here is less than half a percent

1556
02:33:36,600 --> 02:33:44,440
yeah again wrong like it's all wrong like there's no version of math okay you can if I say this if

1557
02:33:44,440 --> 02:33:54,040
I say the if I say Logan and the Batman are an A- movie yay or nay yes but if I say the Eternals

1558
02:33:54,040 --> 02:34:02,600
is an A- movie yay or nay again that's not what you're saying though it's the percentage

1559
02:34:03,640 --> 02:34:10,120
I cannot stress how much we are wrong I get it I know you cannot express how wrong you are

1560
02:34:10,120 --> 02:34:18,120
oh man okay you did it you did one bad I thought it was Shazam 2 Electric Boogaloo but actually

1561
02:34:18,680 --> 02:34:26,280
you or I'm sorry Black Black Adam but no you did Eternals wrong there's no way Caleb I've

1562
02:34:26,280 --> 02:34:34,840
when have I ever fought you on this you're wrong it's not the right grade we will be we will be

1563
02:34:34,840 --> 02:34:46,520
looking at our our scores all right so anyway so that was what it's below and to get a full

1564
02:34:46,520 --> 02:34:55,000
percentage above Super Mario Bros it's 12 movies before you're one full percentage away

1565
02:34:55,000 --> 02:35:04,680
and yeah so the the movie that is one percent higher than Super Mario is into the Spider-Verse

1566
02:35:05,640 --> 02:35:11,640
all right there you go you're starting to make sense again and then you start heading back down

1567
02:35:11,640 --> 02:35:19,880
and you go what dude but going the opposite direction so I need to get to it I really I

1568
02:35:19,880 --> 02:35:25,080
really I always thought I always thought that it would only be the movies that it beat that would

1569
02:35:25,080 --> 02:35:33,640
be wild I was 100% wrong I was 100% wrong I was as wrong about that as you are about the Eternals

1570
02:35:34,440 --> 02:35:42,840
it's not possible all right so going down so what this movie is above and to get a full

1571
02:35:42,840 --> 02:35:54,600
a full percentage below there's 17 movies so all right so Super Mario Bros again at a 91.45

1572
02:35:55,160 --> 02:36:03,560
is above Coco which is adding 91.4 this is 0.05 percent guys

1573
02:36:03,560 --> 02:36:13,720
guys like do you understand how small these margins are you listen you did this Caleb okay

1574
02:36:13,720 --> 02:36:19,880
if you did not want this to be scrutinized you shouldn't have gotten so into the weeds

1575
02:36:19,880 --> 02:36:29,320
of where these movies end up I know but it's fun and it's better than Coco which I don't think is

1576
02:36:29,320 --> 02:36:37,640
true uh Coco for sure had a better story movie but go on what else I I need to think of where

1577
02:36:37,640 --> 02:36:47,240
or I'd have to go back to see where Coco scored lower but anyway it's above Creed 3

1578
02:36:48,200 --> 02:36:54,840
which is adding 91.31 take your word for it it's above Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

1579
02:36:54,840 --> 02:37:04,360
which is adding 91.2 I can agree sorry guys yeah I mean listen go ahead

1580
02:37:08,280 --> 02:37:16,600
it is also above Puss in Boots the Last Wish which is adding 91.12 but this is everything listen we

1581
02:37:16,600 --> 02:37:22,120
got to do this whole show over again erase it and let's start again because I've never even seen the

1582
02:37:22,120 --> 02:37:28,920
movie and I know that's also wrong it shouldn't be ahead of that what is happening Caleb how did it

1583
02:37:28,920 --> 02:37:34,840
take this long for everything to fall apart why was it the Mario movie that brought everything

1584
02:37:34,840 --> 02:37:43,560
crashing down to the ground this is insanity this is insanity I'm sorry continue is there even

1585
02:37:43,560 --> 02:37:52,200
another crazier one under that is it into the spider-verse again somehow uh no um then the other

1586
02:37:52,200 --> 02:37:58,120
the or the last one is Once Upon a Time in Hollywood which is adding 91.1 I don't know do

1587
02:37:58,120 --> 02:38:04,440
the full percentage I quit I quit the show the full percentage so to get a full percentage below

1588
02:38:04,440 --> 02:38:13,240
this movie you're looking at 1917 but by all accounts I've heard I tell you guys didn't expect

1589
02:38:13,240 --> 02:38:20,600
it to get this crazy at the end really thought that Vic I you I hope you're listening right now

1590
02:38:20,600 --> 02:38:26,360
Vic if you are first of all I love you very much I don't know how you made it this far but me and

1591
02:38:26,360 --> 02:38:37,960
you have some retconning to do please come back yeah speaking of your retcons um it's actually

1592
02:38:37,960 --> 02:38:46,120
above your your guys's far from home score like just you guys that's hilarious uh

1593
02:38:46,120 --> 02:38:54,600
um and also just for shits and giggles because this is a video game movie um it's above Sonic

1594
02:38:54,600 --> 02:39:02,280
the Hedgehog 2 I don't know I no don't shake your head yes this is I don't know if this is the sleep

1595
02:39:02,280 --> 02:39:09,240
deprivation talking or what but I feel like my whole world has been turned upside down like I am

1596
02:39:09,240 --> 02:39:16,600
in a bad version of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air like what is happening nothing makes sense anymore

1597
02:39:16,600 --> 02:39:23,640
guys I'm sorry I I'm sorry for my transgressions I don't know what I've done to deserve this

1598
02:39:26,040 --> 02:39:34,920
all right so which one so which ones were we arguing listen so the Batman was one no no then

1599
02:39:34,920 --> 02:39:40,920
Logan yeah it's the eternal the two that are wild to me one I've seen and one I haven't seen

1600
02:39:40,920 --> 02:39:48,920
the eternals is insanity and Puss in Boots is also insanity like the the fact that it is

1601
02:39:49,800 --> 02:39:56,920
that the eternals is above the cuckoo bananas and that this movie is above Puss in Boots again

1602
02:39:56,920 --> 02:40:02,760
never saw it I've seen it like two clips that equal maybe five minutes and I've seen it like

1603
02:40:02,760 --> 02:40:09,480
two clips that equal maybe five minutes and I had more of an emotional outburst than I did during

1604
02:40:09,480 --> 02:40:15,800
this entire movie there is no chance that this movie is better than Puss in Boots all right okay

1605
02:40:15,800 --> 02:40:25,640
so so check this out so this is comparing it to Logan okay going like individual scores

1606
02:40:25,640 --> 02:40:32,600
we scored Logan higher on story it was higher in writing it was higher in acting

1607
02:40:33,640 --> 02:40:41,640
it was higher in character development it was lower in effects lower in music lower in costumes

1608
02:40:42,440 --> 02:40:51,240
and higher personal score wait now you're saying this was Logan this was Logan was lower in all

1609
02:40:51,240 --> 02:40:58,040
of those than the eternals so no oh this is compared to Super Mario Bros oh oh no I don't

1610
02:40:58,040 --> 02:41:04,120
have a problem with it being below Super Mario or above oh it was eternals okay it only cares

1611
02:41:04,120 --> 02:41:09,480
about okay okay okay okay okay okay here check this out all right this is compared Logan and

1612
02:41:09,480 --> 02:41:16,840
the turnals listen to me it's eternals being above the Batman and Logan that's that's insanity

1613
02:41:16,840 --> 02:41:24,840
that's insanity and it's the Super Mario Brothers movie being above Puss in Boots that's can't be

1614
02:41:24,840 --> 02:41:33,480
it's not possible I'm tearing the thing down I'm exposing the truth this is listen it's time for

1615
02:41:33,480 --> 02:41:40,040
your regime to end all right so okay what do you want me to do you want me to compare eternals to

1616
02:41:40,040 --> 02:41:45,960
Logan and Batman or Puss in Boots to Super Mario I don't know what I want Caleb it's too late for

1617
02:41:45,960 --> 02:41:52,520
me to think clearly anymore I'm just saying anyone who has made it this far what is your what is the

1618
02:41:52,520 --> 02:41:59,320
email address to write you at find them at all at what is your channel gmail.com what is your

1619
02:41:59,320 --> 02:42:07,240
socials what is your socials at the all bros okay all right so listen to them and no no no don't

1620
02:42:07,240 --> 02:42:16,200
no this is my time now you find them and you tell them that I am right all you have to say is

1621
02:42:17,080 --> 02:42:23,640
DJ is right they'll know what you mean comment on all their comments do it all DJ is right

1622
02:42:24,840 --> 02:42:30,360
that's it hashtag you're crazy something like that DJ we're gonna do something real quick

1623
02:42:31,720 --> 02:42:35,160
so which one are you more more upset about with the eternals Logan or Batman

1624
02:42:35,160 --> 02:42:39,880
oh now you're really making me freaking cut a baby in half uh

1625
02:42:42,920 --> 02:42:50,600
which came which is higher uh what's above what as far as the Batman and Logan so in order

1626
02:42:51,880 --> 02:43:00,280
it's the eternals Logan then Batman well here's the thing like I liked Logan from the outset

1627
02:43:00,280 --> 02:43:06,280
the Batman was one that like grew on me like the more I thought about that movie the more I realized

1628
02:43:06,280 --> 02:43:12,920
what an amazing story it was and I don't know if you're making me choose between the two my

1629
02:43:12,920 --> 02:43:18,840
gut reaction is the Batman but so you're you're so you're more upset that eternals is above the

1630
02:43:18,840 --> 02:43:26,520
Batman if you're forcing me to pick one then I'll say yes that okay if you give me some nonsense

1631
02:43:26,520 --> 02:43:33,000
check this out so 001 stuff it doesn't matter it's still above it you've done this to me all

1632
02:43:33,000 --> 02:43:40,440
right so going through eternals so just say which one you think should be higher okay

1633
02:43:41,640 --> 02:43:49,480
when I go through the categories so the story who's higher who should be higher who should be

1634
02:43:49,480 --> 02:43:58,680
higher uh the Batman okay well we didn't agree on that what about writing also the Batman

1635
02:44:00,920 --> 02:44:08,440
okay Batman was higher what about acting I would say uh

1636
02:44:10,680 --> 02:44:15,400
I'll be generous and I'll say equal if that's an option or do I have to pick higher lower

1637
02:44:15,400 --> 02:44:22,840
I mean you can say equal it's not equal we gave Batman higher Batman I was gonna say Batman is

1638
02:44:22,840 --> 02:44:28,520
higher but I think it's like you're dealing with such a bigger ensemble with the eternals I'm

1639
02:44:28,520 --> 02:44:33,880
willing to like give them some leeway but I definitely agree that Batman is is higher in

1640
02:44:33,880 --> 02:44:43,960
acting but all right character development yeah Batman higher what Batman like we agreed on that

1641
02:44:43,960 --> 02:44:52,600
effects uh I would say how about this how about this for a curveball the Batman because it's more

1642
02:44:52,600 --> 02:44:57,720
practical stuff and I'm a that's exactly why we gave Batman higher what the hell are you saying

1643
02:44:57,720 --> 02:45:03,960
to me are you about to tell me that this was all a big joke like this is all a big late April

1644
02:45:03,960 --> 02:45:12,760
fools joke where this is not our music it's Batman what do you think we gave the eternals a little

1645
02:45:12,760 --> 02:45:19,400
higher how I mean how name one song from the eternals well I can't you know what you can do

1646
02:45:19,400 --> 02:45:33,960
in the Batman though you can go something in the way so try again all right costumes come on son

1647
02:45:33,960 --> 02:45:43,160
we know it's Batman like we tied that man it's they tied all right the only okay I didn't I

1648
02:45:43,160 --> 02:45:46,920
wasn't paying attention to our personal score and our personal score seems a little skewed

1649
02:45:49,960 --> 02:45:58,040
dude it should be 90s it should be mid to high 90s that Batman movie um well no not hold up hold up

1650
02:45:58,040 --> 02:46:07,160
hold up hold up hold up I I need to go look who who is because our dude looky I just hold hold on

1651
02:46:07,160 --> 02:46:16,520
just chill all right where is Batman hey was it was it brooker did he do a special guest star and

1652
02:46:16,520 --> 02:46:25,000
ruin this too like uh I hate Scott Pilgrim but I sure do love and eternals 100 uh was Batman before

1653
02:46:25,000 --> 02:46:37,400
after Bob's burgers movie uh that was before before I love on tick tock they had the like

1654
02:46:37,400 --> 02:46:44,280
joke I was the asshole oh wait no I wasn't rose was by like one percent

1655
02:46:46,920 --> 02:46:49,800
I gave the Batman an 88 which I stand by

1656
02:46:49,800 --> 02:46:59,080
rose gave it an 87 wait a second what did you give eternals uh eternals we both gave it 93

1657
02:47:00,120 --> 02:47:09,640
hey man you guys are insane we're not all stars you are insane what is happening I'm gonna do my own

1658
02:47:09,640 --> 02:47:16,360
I'm gonna do the all-brother gazette about the two freaking psychopaths that give the eternals

1659
02:47:16,360 --> 02:47:26,520
give the eternals 90s in the Batman 80s what the Batman scored higher in most other categories

1660
02:47:26,520 --> 02:47:33,960
though oh my god well guys it was fun being on my last episode of the all bros uh I can't believe

1661
02:47:33,960 --> 02:47:41,640
it ended like this I always thought we'd die in a fire together it's all Caleb's fault rude

1662
02:47:41,640 --> 02:47:49,880
anyway so that's where Super Mario ended up in the a-range sorry I didn't mean to make this

1663
02:47:49,880 --> 02:47:58,360
along with a significantly like other movies like other movies just you know all the all the non

1664
02:47:58,360 --> 02:48:04,600
cowards out there are going to write into you and be like listen DJ talks too much but one thing he

1665
02:48:04,600 --> 02:48:14,120
does have is a great point and maybe you guys should revisit the way that you graded the a 93

1666
02:48:14,120 --> 02:48:23,480
the both of you get out of here okay I've gone back and rewatch that movie I stand by it

1667
02:48:25,240 --> 02:48:30,440
we'll see maybe I should go back and rewatch it because I might have been blindsided in that

1668
02:48:30,440 --> 02:48:36,200
movie oh my god this is so good thank you for this I never thought I would disagree so badly

1669
02:48:38,520 --> 02:48:46,600
but it's all love all right well that concludes this week's breakdown DJ would you like to tell

1670
02:48:46,600 --> 02:48:52,600
everyone where they can find you and the stuff that you should be doing yes my uh my home address

1671
02:48:52,600 --> 02:49:01,000
is to no um I I do a podcast with my lovely wife Bethany it's called the untrained eye you can get

1672
02:49:01,000 --> 02:49:06,200
it where you're listening right now uh you might be like well it seems like there hasn't been an

1673
02:49:06,200 --> 02:49:13,000
episode since January maybe it's not updating just listen to our back catalog while we update uh

1674
02:49:13,720 --> 02:49:19,560
because there are plans to continue recording but uh you know life life would be crazy sometimes

1675
02:49:19,560 --> 02:49:24,200
uh same thing with I have a solo show I do called dragging the table check that out if you would

1676
02:49:24,200 --> 02:49:29,960
like uh some of it's talking to people like interviewing them and some of it's just

1677
02:49:30,520 --> 02:49:34,360
embarrassing like audio diary stuff where I probably should just not

1678
02:49:35,400 --> 02:49:40,200
have it on the internet how about that that's a lie those episodes are usually pretty great

1679
02:49:41,720 --> 02:49:46,120
I mean listen I got a lot of response out of the last one I did a couple months ago so

1680
02:49:46,120 --> 02:49:50,840
check that one out I think it's called like unfriended or unfriended uh like the horror movie

1681
02:49:51,640 --> 02:50:00,040
I don't know no no I I had a a someone who I had a falling out with like years and years ago

1682
02:50:00,040 --> 02:50:05,400
like called me randomly uh I have a very rude to turn off your camera in the middle of me talking

1683
02:50:05,400 --> 02:50:14,440
to you rose flash low uh low battery I'm sorry just kidding uh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

1684
02:50:14,440 --> 02:50:22,520
I'm just kidding um and like as I was get like preparing to like leave to go out of town the

1685
02:50:22,520 --> 02:50:30,440
next day this dude just calls me out of the blue and uh I just I talked about that and my decisions

1686
02:50:30,440 --> 02:50:36,600
that I made about him calling I that was weird I didn't I that one I felt like very vulnerable

1687
02:50:36,600 --> 02:50:42,440
and I got a lot of uh feedback from that of people that are like yeah man I got like that in my life

1688
02:50:42,440 --> 02:50:49,720
blah blah so there you go that's my pitch for the solo thing uh if you want to hear me not talk so

1689
02:50:49,720 --> 02:50:56,280
much or maybe talk so much but there's a beautiful woman to go hey shut up stupid uh she doesn't call

1690
02:50:56,280 --> 02:51:03,800
me a bit uh listen to the untrained eye it's a it's a fantastic show and I cannot wait for it to

1691
02:51:03,800 --> 02:51:14,840
come back it's right there um but we will be posting everything that DJ does in our description

1692
02:51:14,840 --> 02:51:24,280
of this episode so definitely go check all their stuff out um but yeah if you like this episode

1693
02:51:24,280 --> 02:51:27,880
want to check out more of our stuff be sure to follow and subscribe wherever you listen to

1694
02:51:27,880 --> 02:51:36,680
podcasts we are basically everywhere um so yeah you can catch our episodes on youtube if you

1695
02:51:36,680 --> 02:51:43,160
prefer to listen that way uh you can also follow us on social media uh we're on facebook twitter

1696
02:51:43,160 --> 02:51:51,560
instagram and tick tock all at the all bros um you can hit us up if you guys have an episode idea

1697
02:51:51,560 --> 02:51:56,360
want to answer our question of the week um or if you want to join us for an episode we would love

1698
02:51:56,360 --> 02:52:05,800
to have anyone on you can also email us with your disputes about logan and the eternals and batman

1699
02:52:06,920 --> 02:52:12,600
at the elbows channel at gmail.com or check out our website tinyurl.com forward slash the all bros

1700
02:52:12,600 --> 02:52:21,240
where you can find links to everything that we do uh so yeah uh next week though you guys can

1701
02:52:21,240 --> 02:52:29,320
look forward to us breaking down cocaine bear so that should be a really fun one hopefully

1702
02:52:30,280 --> 02:52:35,000
please reach out to ben and see if he can do that like i don't mean to like

1703
02:52:35,000 --> 02:52:43,160
meta guest your people but i feel like bet that is like a tailor-made ben bullman episode

1704
02:52:43,160 --> 02:52:52,040
oh i'll hit i'll hit him up for sure so yeah you guys can look forward to that next week

1705
02:52:52,040 --> 02:53:02,680
um so yeah until then this has been the all bros podcast i'm caleb and i'm johnson and i'm here too

1706
02:53:02,680 --> 02:53:15,560
do and we will catch you guys next week this is so long bye

