What is up bros, I'm Caleb and I'm Jonathan and we are a couple of bros on a mission to
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Welcome to the All Bros.
This week on the podcast we are joined by our very special third guest, or third host.
John Leguizamo, it's me everybody, I finally made it to the show.
Johnny Legs is here.
I wouldn't be part of that Mario movie but I will be on the All Brothers podcast, that's
right.
Hey baby, Johnny Legs.
I'm 70, come on.
He's not really 70 is he?
I don't know, he's very old though, he's shockingly old.
I told somebody today, I was like how old do you think John Leguizamo was in the Mario
movie and they said to me as confidently as my nephew said the Marianas Trench is just
not in the ocean.
He was 19 years old.
They said to me and I was like 33 and there was an audible gasp.
I was going to guess late 20s but okay.
Yeah that's what I would guess too but he's not shockingly old, he's 62.
Bro he doesn't look 62.
He looks like 51 maybe.
One dude has aged gracefully and then some.
I mean who knows, he is only 62.
He's got some years to do some of them hard mushrooms.
Yeah man, I was really hoping that we would have gotten him on but we got him to comment
on something, kinda, and I'll take it all day long.
Yeah I got to look at John Leguizamo's stories on Instagram and be like it says the Albros
and look down there featuring the untrained eye.
We did it, we're famous now.
He ain't going to do it this time though, homeboy is not a fan.
Nope, not even a little bit.
I'm gonna start it on that.
Anyway so this week in 4k spotlight we have a couple new movies that are coming out that
Rose will bring up here in a second.
Then in Through the Wall we got a couple trailers that we're going to talk about.
One for the Marvels, one for Ahsoka.
So yeah after that we'll be getting into our headliner where we will be breaking down the
Super Mario Bros. movie.
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Alright starting off in 4k spotlight.
Rose do you want to let everyone know what movies are coming out this week?
I would love to.
So first up we got Cocaine Bear which is coming to Blu-ray.
It's not getting 4k release unfortunately.
Yeah this is one that I have not seen.
I know Caleb hasn't seen.
Have you seen it these days?
I have not.
I jokingly told my wife I could take the nephews to go see it if you want some time to yourself.
Because it was literally the only thing playing.
That's funny.
I don't know.
Could be good.
So it actually starts streaming on Peacock this Friday.
Really?
Yeah.
I will definitely watch that movie.
I don't know if it's a theater watch but that definitely seems like a sit down with a beer
and watch Cocaine Bear.
By the way I don't know if you guys heard or if it's even true but apparently much like
you know how Sharknado just started getting spin offs of itself.
I saw it could have been a joke but I saw like a mock up poster for Cocaine Shark which
I would be into.
I don't know if that's real but I know that there has been talks of like them like other
spin offs with this kind of stuff.
I would watch it.
Not in the theaters but I would watch it.
I'm looking at it right now just to see.
There is.
Yes.
Holy shit that really is a thing.
Oh my god.
I'm so glad it's true.
Dude there's a trailer for.
Wait when did this article come out?
March 9th?
Yeah there's a trailer for it and everything.
Are we sure though it's a real trailer?
I'm gonna look real quick while you talk about the other movies.
Okay.
Or finish your thoughts on Cocaine Bear.
Actually after I finish this I'm gonna look at the Wikipedia page for Cocaine Bear and
see if there's like any mention of spin offs.
No I want the movie not the actual event.
Dammit.
Okay well so the other movie coming out this week is Magic Mike The Last Dance.
I have only seen the first Magic Mike.
I never checked out the second one I meant to.
I think I even bought the Blu-ray.
Yeah I know I did buy the Blu-ray but I never watched it.
So I'll need to see the second one before I see the third one but you know like the
story wasn't bad in the first one.
I feel you know a lot of people would say oh yeah you know I just come here to watch
you know Channing Tatum dance sexually without a shirt on.
I'm sure that's what a lot of people go for too.
But the story the story is actually not that bad actually from what I remember of the first
one.
So I'm interested in seeing the third one.
I don't know when I'll actually see it.
I'll probably catch it like on when it comes to like a streaming service.
So yes so those are the two releases coming out this week and both are.
Let me just double check.
I believe Magic Mike X.
Wow I'm saying the sequel here sorry.
I believe Magic Mike The Last Dance is just getting a Blu-ray release as well.
It's not getting a 4k but let me double check on that.
I just want to say Rose when you were explaining.
It has a really good story.
You sound like those guys back in the day that were like I buy Playboys for the articles.
Okay.
There's happened to be naked ladies in there and that is a bonus but I get it for the in-depth
interviews they do.
Look all I'm saying is when I saw the first one I should have just you know should have
just came out right there.
Right come on Jonathan.
Yeah you're letting your buy show.
Yeah.
Guys I got to use the bathroom.
I don't want to talk about it.
I'll be right back.
The bathroom four times during this movie.
He's going to stop drinking so much soda.
All right so for those of you that are curious I just watched the trailer for Cocaine Shark.
It looks it looks of to be of the same quality as a Velocipastor.
Like the special effects go from like super cheesy.
There's like a big like fake explosion to like anime looking like sparks when people stomp
and it is right.
So just to give you an idea of how how good this movie may or may not be.
It is written by someone who wrote two movies called The Abomination and Replicator.
What is the title.
It is alligator that replicates itself.
Gotcha.
So just sounds like a regular alligator just laying eggs.
But go ahead.
It is directed by someone that made a movie called Amityville in space.
I love that.
Technically Amityville is in space.
So just putting that out there.
Let's see it stars someone who is in two movies called Queen Crab and Jurassic Prey as well
as someone that was in Amityville in space and a movie called Sharkula.
Sharkula.
Now wait wait wait wait wait wait everybody.
You just stop for a second.
You don't say Sharkula and then keep talking.
OK.
The speculation begins now.
Is Sharkula a shark that bites other sharks and turns them into its minions or sucks their
blood or is Sharkula a shark that bites people and turns them into shark vampires.
Don't read the don't read the plot.
You guess.
Guess right now.
OK.
Well I'm looking at the thumbnail of Sharkula.
Is he wearing a cape with like the big thing on the back you know.
OK.
If he wasn't.
He is.
He absolutely.
At least it looks like it.
It could be just like a splash of blood but it looks like the freaking big escape.
And it's a shark with fangs.
So this or I guess the the production company that made this also has a bunch of other movies
that are in this room or like recommended like after YouTube trailer thing called Evil
Building Sharkula the dead girl in apartment three.
Weegee shark to to and Mountain Devil to Mountain Devil to like this is I feel like we all missed
because like there do you remember in the beginning days of Netflix streaming when Netflix
had nothing and they were just like they just had all the knockoff everything like there's
just and there was like there was a business where like people were like all right we're
going to make we're going to remake this movie is the Transformers we're going to call it
the Transmorphers.
It's going to take place in three.
That's right.
Three rooms and that is it.
This entire one and a half hour movie is going to be all that.
And and that's what it was.
Like every movie was just like Barry Spotter and the guy who I don't know spots trains
or whatever like all of it and it was all three and that's what they did.
Like we need to do this guys.
Let's make ocula octopus Dracula trademarked.
Yeah so this is something that is coming to digital and DVD on July 7th.
So cocaine shark is of this year.
Wow no blu ray release.
They definitely have a lot of faith in this.
Please get bent on to to break this movie down with you guys please.
What cocaine shark?
Yes yes yes yes yes.
Oh man.
Anyway yeah so for those of you that were curious that that spin off is in fact real.
Sorry not sorry that I brought it up.
All right anything else you guys want to say about either cocaine bear or magic Mike.
I got one thing to say DJ I thought you had to use the bathroom.
Oh I already did.
You can't see me from the waist down buddy.
All right well one more time.
I'm learning a lot about DJ tonight.
This is exciting.
I was relistening to our last episode and you know all those months ago two weeks ago
and I forgot that I was like yeah I got this role playing group and you Rose are like I'm
sorry what do you have now.
I'm sorry people think role play they think sexually.
I'm sorry.
Yeah no and then I leaned into it.
I just have that dirty of a mind.
I got to lean into it Rose it's my thing I lean into it.
That's why I went to the went to the bathroom.
I realized I did that too on the episode.
I did this which no one can see which is air quotes and then didn't mention that I did
air quotes just did air quotes to you guys because I can see your face.
I have such a bad problem with doing that kind of shit.
Caleb always gets mad at me for it.
I don't get mad I think it's funny I'm like no one's going to understand that this was
a joke.
Yeah that's true.
I'm not wearing any pants for everyone at home.
I did the air quotes.
All right well moving on to through the wall.
We got two new trailers to talk about.
The first one came out today the day that we're recording which was awesome and then
the other one came out a few days ago.
That's the four days ago of this recording anyway.
Yeah so let's go with Soka first because I know Rose doesn't have very much to say about
that.
Yeah you know you guys got this.
I'm just going to kick back and I mean honestly I don't have a lot to say about it other than
like I got to see I got to see another sneak peek at some rebels characters.
I just I just cannot wait like this is this is the series.
The Mandalorian was the series I didn't know that I wanted.
This is the series that I have wanted forever I feel like.
Really quickly because have you guys caught kept up with season three of The Mandalorian.
Of course.
Not me because I'm a loser.
I'm sorry.
It has been like this is one of the most divisive things I've seen in Star Wars like so like
either people love it or hate it.
Like so what is your opinion.
On season three.
Yeah like a lot of people hate it.
They do not like it at all.
Those people are wrong.
I like what they're doing.
Like I don't think it's like it's not out of character or anything like what they're
doing but I do.
I will say this it does feel a little.
I won't say fan service.
It feels like they're throwing in like cameos and shit.
Like I feel like cameos used to mean something and they've just kind of cheapened it.
Okay just for the sake of it now.
I just want to say this about the cameos because on one hand I and I do I didn't get to this
but I already heard because how do you not.
How do you stay away from all the spoilers.
But for anyone who doesn't know Jack Black and Lizzo and Doc Brown were in at least one
episode if not more.
Yeah it was just it was the last one.
My thing is like I love who.
Listen.
If I'm not giving myself the leeway I'm not giving these people the leeway either.
But I I felt this way and then I heard someone say it like I like Jack Black a lot.
I like Lizzo.
I obviously like Doc Brown but that's cameos like this is not it's not a star.
I know it sounds like I know Star Wars fans are the worst so I know how I sound when I'm
about to say this but Star Wars is that's not a Star Wars thing to just be like hey
you know that guy that everybody knows he's here now you see look at him he's right here
and now he's in space too.
You're supposed to find out that Daniel Craig was a stormtrooper that came in and you had
no idea but he was there that day and threw on a helmet.
You know I mean like I'm not opposed to it.
I didn't see it so obviously I can't say like it was good bad or otherwise and I got a I'm
not gonna lie I love Jack Black so I'm going to love that scene.
But they so that's just it.
They were such a small part to like it wasn't like the whole episode was like around them.
They were just kind of there.
It was it was Mando traveling to a planet that had some quote unquote royalty or like
some just some sort of like.
Okay I'll just say royalty they had some royalty and they just happened to be the the king
and queen.
Yeah and I don't know like focus too much it's like they kind of gave Mando his next
mission and that's like that was it.
It wasn't like they were like a huge part like they jumped back every once in a while.
Not really.
No.
And that's it is like here's the thing like if it doesn't become like these shows don't
become the vessel for like you know whoever is the hottest in pop culture because that's
the thing like I.
So here's why I don't want to be like too harsh on it because of that episode in She
Hulk when Meg the Stallion showed up and everyone flipped their wigs off like it was it was
how unconscionable.
How could this this rap woman be in the show with our green lady.
This is impossible.
And then they get down and twerk.
I don't think so.
Like that was nonsense.
Like that was a great episode.
That was a great show.
But like I don't want it to be that where they're just like a the Mando's twerking.
Like obviously that's not going to happen.
But I don't know.
I also don't want to be that terrible Star Wars fan because I have been I have literally
felt the force of you know not to be punny but of those Star Wars fans that are just
the worst and I hate I hate smack talk and Star Wars because I don't want to be lumped
in with them.
But I do have critiques of it.
So so I.
So this is kind of how it was set up.
It wasn't like they had no reason to travel to this planet.
They had a reason.
They needed to talk with someone.
They knew that they were on this planet.
They kind of got intercepted from this like this royalty people brought them into their
dent or their like their area and was just like they told him like hey we need to go
chat with these people.
They're like hey but could you do a mission for us first.
And they're like sure.
They went did the mission came back.
Everything was solved.
They went and talked to the people and like it continued the story but it was like just
kind of like a quick sidetrack thing.
It wasn't like a huge deal.
It's it.
It was a fun cameo where it could have just been just some rando.
Yeah.
And it could it wouldn't have had the same impact.
It was just like oh like OK who cares about this.
But I think they were trying to incorporate something fun for other people to be like
hey like instead of it being just completely like random people.
Well and I think to Rose what you might be alluding to is like some people with season
three I heard were like we're like if you didn't watch the Book of Boba Fett you don't
know what's going on.
You see it seems like season two everything is done and it's good and wrapped up and then
season three shows up and then he's got the kid back and then they're just flying around
in some ship you've never seen before.
Like hey man relax.
You can only see Mandalorian on Disney plus and spoiler alert the Book of Boba Fett was
on Disney plus.
So if you didn't watch that then you don't care anyway.
And most people probably did watch that and if you didn't hear by now that the second
half of the Book of Boba Fett was Manda Mandalorian season two point five then you just you didn't
care enough to watch it.
So who cares.
Like if you're enjoying the thing like even though the story might have seemed wrapped
up after season two I mean we're living in a fantasy world right where these are real
people doing real things.
So their story didn't end after season two they still did stuff and now we get to see
it.
So who cares.
Yeah like so my wife and I we've been watching Mandalorian together before we before season
three started we went back and rewatched the last three episodes of Book of Boba Fett just
to get her caught up on what was happening with Mando.
Yeah.
And like that's all you really need.
You just need that one episode.
I.
She probably didn't need to watch both of like all three of those.
She probably could have just watched the one that was like just the Mando episode and called
it good.
But she wanted to like kind of watch that story through.
She's like what else is Mando in and I'm like he's in these three.
And so we watched all of those three just so she could get caught up.
I had already watched all of Book of Boba Fett so I knew what was what.
And I don't know how big a fan of Star Wars she is but like people hate it on that show.
That that show definitely had its problems but that was a good show.
Like that was a damn good show.
Like it again definitely had its issues.
I don't want to go over them because I don't want to be lumped in with the haters but I
would say overall great show.
Great compliment to what Mandalorian was and and helped go.
OK we can transition you into season three and Boba Fett out.
See you next time.
Yeah.
And tying this into what we're talking about with the Soca I feel like a Soca is going
to have the same issues too.
Like at some point I think they know long until someone goes.
I never saw rebels.
Who are these people.
What are these things.
Why does she seem to know these people already.
Why do they already know what the dark saber is.
Hey you're all dumb.
You're all dumb.
Everyone including me.
Like just relax.
Just watch a show and enjoy laser fights like why are you looking that deep into it.
You can but you don't have to.
I know Rose you're not like into all of that but you could watch that show and be fine.
There would be stuff that you were like I don't know what this is a reference to.
But it's a good show.
I'm not talking about a Soca I'm talking about Mandalorian again.
But I would imagine a Soca is going to be the same way of like I don't know maybe you'll
need a little context of Mandalorian but probably not.
Yeah I mean hell I think what I think something Disney plus has been really good about is
before a show comes out they give you like hey you might want like here's some catch
up for you.
There's a category that's like before you watch whatever.
Yeah like that is so useful.
Just like before you watch this check out this.
Like I think they did it with like Shang-Chi and like other movies they're just like hey
before you watch this next Marvel thing watch this.
Yeah I remember before Wakanda Forever came out like they had like all right you need
to watch Civil War and the other ones I can't remember.
Yeah.
So I have no doubt that they're probably going to do that with a Soca.
I've already watched all of Rebels.
I'm probably going to do a quick rewatch before the show comes out.
Soca comes out just to like re-familiarize myself with everything.
But I mean I'm pumped.
I'm really freaking excited for what they showed.
My only complaint though and this is probably a really stupid like issue to have.
Hera.
Hey she looks a little goofy right.
I don't think it's goofy.
She looks a bit too feminine.
But like yeah there's something that was like again I don't want to be that guy but I was
looking at her and I was like.
But I mean that I don't know.
Like listen I'm not going to lie.
I'm just waiting to see Ezra show back up.
Be like hey the freaking space whales brought me back everybody.
Hey if you really thought you didn't know what was going on.
Space whales that can use warp speed or whatever.
It took me away.
Me and your boy old blue man.
Blue man Thrawn.
We left on a spaceship on a whale.
And we're back now.
Yeah.
So I like that what they're doing is just kind of doing those like small incorporations
of stuff from rebels into what's going on now.
And I'm excited.
I'm happy with the Mandalorian.
I feel like I'm going to be more than excited for Ahsoka.
The only thing like in terms of Ahsoka.
Because like I had like I said I had some issues with Hera looking a little like a tattoo
feminine.
Because I like at least the way that she looked animated it felt like she was a little bit
more tomboyish.
Yeah.
But so I mean that again super small issue.
But Ahsoka.
In fairness we.
Go ahead I'm sorry.
No I was just going to say with Ahsoka I feel like I don't know if they're able to capture
how epic of a fighter Ahsoka was.
No.
Dude.
Like if you look at the clone if you look at Clone Wars and then what was it.
Did they do what did the Clone Wars go into Bad Batch or did they do like it didn't they
do like a last season of Clone Wars where Ahsoka was like more grown up or was that
the first season of Bad Batch.
What am I thinking of.
So Clone Wars the last season led into Order 66 like it ended with Order 66 happening.
And then Ahsoka just kind of.
It was like her escaping Order 66 and where she went and then rebels like kind of brought
her in to do some stuff so she was a little bit more aged and.
Keep talking I got to look because there's I know I'm thinking because wasn't there something
where like she was almost doing because that it was funny because I never said it at the
time but whenever they kind of brought her back for a moment like in the animated series
like she kind of was doing an Obi-Wan Kenobi from the Obi-Wan show where she kind of just
like had a job and it was like I have my lightsabers like in a box somewhere and I'm not I don't
really do that for stuff anymore.
And she ended up she ended up like there were like these two sisters and they wanted to
she needed her ship fixed and the one that was last that was the last season of Clone
Wars.
OK that they did on Disney Plus.
But OK OK OK OK.
I don't know all of that nonsense I just said to say like Tick Tock and knows knows my heart
and knows that it's going to break it because it's been showing me a lot of Ahsoka meeting
back up with Anakin as Vader and I don't know like it's I think this is the best we're ever
going to get as far as live action.
I don't know if you'll get a better representation of Ahsoka in live action but I mean you can't
compare it to the animated it just it can't it's not possible it's not possible to be
quite as I don't even know the word but just not as quite as the the the animated version
was because it was she was such a tragic character like it was so I mean and then when you rewatch
it it's even more tragic.
So it's the I don't know every time I see her I'm sad like in live action or animated
I'm just like oh my god everything everything you dedicated your life to smashed down around
you was corrupted to death like what how how do you keep doing it lady.
Yeah it's it's wild what what they're able to do but like I said I think they're going
to struggle with the action on on this show.
Yeah because she I mean there is no more no more of a flip wizard than than old snips
like her whole jam is to just we I just jump around and I have these two lightsabers and
they move at lightning speed and I just she is just fierce and it's I don't I don't know
I mean I know her introduction in Mandalorian was like the coolest live action introduction
to a character maybe ever because they just had her like predator style like in the dark
like gotcha.
So I don't know I'm interested to see what they do but yeah I it'll be a tough road to
hoe to get her to fight like she does on the show.
Yeah this is why I think that they should have cast the the woman that did her motion
capture.
You mean her her motion capture or her voice or is that the same lady.
It's the same lady.
Okay because dude that lady is stays upset.
She's like I'm right here I already do the voice I do the cosplay why'd you do this.
It's like lady I hate to break this to you but from the moment that Ahsoka broke onto
the scene people were like and Rosario Dawson will play her like there has never been any
other I feel like any other fan cast than Rosario Dawson for Ahsoka.
Yeah I think Star Wars fans freaking screwed up on that one.
I don't know because she's a great actor or she is.
I'm not like I'm not denying that at all.
It's she does like it's just the voice it's it's the voice and the freaking mocap like
you have all she's an alien dude like obviously you could just dress her up a little bit and
it'll be perfect.
Yeah I'm thinking of Cade Bane like they could have they could have had him anybody play
him they could have had Clint Eastwood play him and you never would have known.
He's just turned into a whatever.
Yeah I don't know like I am you know at least I put it out there in the zeitgeist in my
own brain that I wanted Rosario I always wanted her to play Ahsoka and I saw that the one
lady was so butthurt about it which I get it but also relax lady you make you make all
the bread.
Okay like you're not your house isn't lacking you're not lacking you're not you're not going
home hungry because you're like I didn't make it into the Ahsoka show.
Freaking Bo-Katan could do it but not me.
Yes Bo-Katan could do it but not you.
You're a tiny white lady relax chill.
I think that's where my issues lie because I'm like Ahsoka is like also small.
Like well she was there's yeah there's no reason she shouldn't.
I know.
And that's the other thing too like the character didn't really the character didn't really
look like her like the real person whereas like Bo-Katan like you could tell they did
they modeled that animated character off of the actress that did that so it kind of made
sense to have her come in as Bo-Katan.
We got to move on to the other movie Rose's I feel like Rose is going to be sleeping here
soon like I get it.
You freaking idiots love laser swords.
Move on.
Yeah but just got to say this trailer did like pretty decent 8 out of 10 excitement
level for me on that one.
Yeah for sure I would say 9 out of 10 just on the strength of Mandalorian alone.
I'm moving on over to Marvel's which I think Rose might have a little bit more input on.
Just skips over my opinion.
It was 2 out of 10 people rightfully so.
Yeah oh like did that make you excited to watch Ahsoka at all or were you just like
lost?
No I was lost.
Okay that's what I assumed like if you had thoughts on it like.
No I got nothing.
All right yeah so moving on over to the Marvel's.
Rose you want to share your thoughts first?
Please.
Let me ask you this Rose where did you where did you watch the trailer because I did the
first and I've only seen the trailer on Tik Tok which I've never had that experience before.
Wait are we still are we talking about the Marvel's or are we going back to Ahsoka?
The Marvel's yeah.
The Marvel's.
No I watched it on YouTube.
Okay.
Yeah.
I was just wondering sorry.
No you're good.
No no.
So I don't know what is up with how they're like really kind of pushing Brie Larson's
Captain Marvel to like the back burner a little bit at least like when it comes to the three
of these ladies.
I'm not saying I hate that like don't get me wrong I really like her as Captain Marvel
but like the one that I'm the most interested in because like don't get me wrong I'm interested
to see Monica's story a little bit more but I wasn't really that interested in her in
WandaVision I want to see this movie just for Kamala Khan.
That's really all that I'm going to this movie for because I love the actress so much that
plays her like her energy is just so infectious and she's so perfectly cast in this role that
like I can't help but just smile whenever she's on screen because she's so great.
But like when it comes to the trailer like it got me interested but like I don't know
like I'll definitely see it but like I feel like I need like another trailer to like actually
like kind of sell me on it like I definitely tell that this takes place after secret invasion
thing but yeah no just I'm interested in but I'm not completely sold on this yet and I
that's kind of shocking for me to say about a Marvel.
Well you say it takes place after secret invasion are you sure like was that's what I've been
told I was gonna say was the end because it wasn't like from the trailer it seemed like
the end of the Miss Marvel show was kind of like right at the beginning or like near the
beginning of the Marvel's movie.
Yeah I don't know it kind of had that.
Go ahead sorry so like wherever this takes place it takes place immediately after Miss
Marvel.
Okay so I was so wherever it no wherever so it's like wherever it Miss Marvel ends up
in the secret invasion timeline like we'll see but I mean well I don't know how much
Marvel gives clues by their songs but the fact that they used Intergalactic and they
just kept playing that part over and over another dimension another dimension another
dimension another dimension like is this going to be a thing where we are going to do a lot
more I mean obviously we've we've broken open broken open the the sacred timeline now so
are we going to be doing more dimension hopping are we going to see like more more Marvel
characters other than those three like.
By the way I'm not opposed to Miss Marvel couldn't finish the show the show was not
my cup OT like we got I don't we got about halfway through and I one day Beth was like
oh yeah we never finished that show and I was like yeah that's okay and she was like
yeah that's okay.
I think the last episode is worth watching.
Listen it wasn't bad again I've had a lot of I've become a cynical old man I am 39
years old I'll be 40 soon I am really just really just putting on the 40 year old man
suit because somebody said to me today they're like it's the Disney it's the Disney like
preteen kid show like it's not for you old man like you don't like Miss Marvel because
it's it's for the children and you're not the children and I was like oh that makes
sense because I'm like I don't know I guess I'm too far divorced from like trying to convince
my mom to go to a dance so I'm like all right do a superhero thing ladies.
Hey you have to do that too?
This movie looks awesome like this movie looks amazing like I had I had zero for this movie
like not a huge Captain Marvel fan love Rambo on Miss Marvel I like the actress but not
like the show was and I watched the trailer and was like oh I will be seeing this movie
opening weekend like absolutely like this movie looks kind of a little bit amazing so
I don't know I'm looking forward to all of it and don't get me twisted they're making
it seem like Captain Marvel is like in the background because they're like listen we're
not into we're not into like cis white ladies anymore okay but don't get it twisted they
will in that movie she will be front and center don't don't even worry the white lady will
come to save the day for everybody else don't worry.
That I'm not a hundred percent certain about because I think I saw a poster and Monica
was in the front with and I know that they could obviously be doing that just for like
a variety of posters where it's just like each one has like a different poster with
a different lady in front but no you're absolutely right there's only one poster that I've seen
and yeah the the top is Monica middle Captain Marvel and then on the floor I mean listen
I like Monica Rambo a lot like I I don't know we obviously we have gotten not a lot of time
with her other than on WandaVision somewhat but I I don't know I would have I whatever
I don't find it funny sorry no no no I find it funny that like you and me are like opposites
when it comes to these characters because like I don't find Monica that interesting
in WandaVision but I love Kamala in her show and then yeah you're the complete opposite
where you actually like Monica and not the biggest fan of Kamala so or at least the show
you're not the biggest fan of yeah so messed up because I really I didn't care for Monica
and I really like Captain Marvel well here's the thing like Kamala Khan like I like her
I like that actress like that show was just like somebody I think it was Chris Watzke
described it as like Disney show or Disney Channel Marvel and I was I don't think anyone
has described that show better to me than that like it is it is the Disney Channel Marvel
show I mean he's not wrong but I was honestly okay with that I feel it worked for her character
and that's the thing like I old man Jones here like I missed out on Hannah Montana and
Zoe five three nine or whatever and all the other stuff and the sweet life of Zack and
Cody and they're on a ship now like I all of that missed me like hard so this this being
that is it's not bad it's just not for the those of us that use canes when they fuck
dude I'm so sold on this movie like I was pretty excited just because I want to see
Captain Marvel again because I love Captain Marvel but I freaking love Kamala in this
I think she's gonna be so freaking funny like I love when she got like set into the world
and then like watched goose freaking eat everyone and she's just like that panic laugh like
is yep that's my favorite scene from that trailer idea of another like young quippy
kid that is not Tom Holland because I like Tom Holland but we get it guy you're just
a kid you're just a kid what do I do mr. Stark yeah I think we're at a point now where we
get to see some really decent stuff from Tom Holland now that he's not like super reliant
on all the other Avengers I hope so if we even get I mean I know they said that they're
gonna be using him still but like is that I don't know I would like to see more spider-man
stuff with him but I feel like it's gonna be a lot further down the road than I would
like yeah many other thoughts on Marvel's 10 out of 10 excitement level really yes
I had I was I when I saw the poster for the Marvel's movie I had like negative excitement
for it I was like Jesus right of a poster like terrible kind of sucks it's a terrible
poster I don't like I really am not a fan I can't say I don't like but I'm just not
a fan of Captain Marvel again I was like mediocre on the Miss Marvel TV show and I yeah but
after seeing that trailer like I'm fully in like I listen after what quantumania like
its weirdness was because it was a good movie but like who what like that the end of that
movie is huh this I got I need something of Marvel that I am like full in on I love and
then it's it meets my expectations so I would like for this to be that movie 10 out of 10
good night everybody the Mario movie see you later yeah I wouldn't say I'm I'm probably
at an eight with the Marvel's like like don't get me wrong I'm excited I just I think I
need a little bit more like I need for me the selling points usually the the story trailer
like that kind of gives me everything that I need to fully like have my like excitement
level set so yeah I'm at an eight I'm gonna agree with everything Caleb just said but
I'm one point lower at a seven fair sorry who would have thought the guy that sounded
like he was the most down about the people in the movie was the most excited to see the
movie dude I'm I'm I'm excited for the like future of Marvel like I think Marvel needs
to take a freaking step back focus on quality over the quantity which I hope because I'm
starting to get a little Marvel I never thought I'd say that I know I'm not reaching fatigue
but I'm like dude freaking hit me with a couple more freaking average movies and like I'm
gonna start feeling it too but freaking back it up a little bit give us some some decent
shows give us some like don't give us a couple movies a year like I don't think that's too
much to ask but I mean I'm I will say out of all everything because I my excitement
level like out of all of 2023 or just phase four in general are we in phase five yet no
we're yeah we're phase five yeah phase five quantumania was the start of phase five right
okay yes so if that's the case the thing I was excited the most excited about in phase
five was quantumania quantumania has kind of let me down or a little bit but now I'm
I'm really banking on and I wasn't for a while it just until I heard what James Gunn
said about volume three and him being like it is not setting anything up it is focusing
on ending and I'm like I can live with that good that's what I want from volume three
yeah that's exactly what I wanted I don't mind the setup of stuff of things in these
movies but like I feel like Marvel has leaned too far into like ooh the next one boy you're
gonna be really wowed by the next one and hey say they used to save that for like the
end and now that's like crept its way like further and further towards the beginning
of the movie to the point to where you're like all right so can we just skip this and
go to the thing that's cool like why are we doing this if I'm just waiting for the next
thing you're just telling me from the beginning ooh the next movie you're gonna be a wow wow
we wow like all right cool show me that give me that give me the good stuff yeah I definitely
feel you there it's there they're pushing like oh just wait just wait just wait and
just like how about you just give us something good now well think of what was the movie
which movie was it where like at the end you see Captain America and Falcon and they've
got Bucky trapped in that vice like that's the after credits of that movie remember what
I'm talking about and you're like oh my god what and I think that led into like Winter
Soldier or something so that led into Civil War I don't remember what movie that was though
was it Winter Soldier that did that maybe maybe it was but it was like that I mean that
was like a way because you're like whoa where do they go from here and then they're like
we got them and you're like oh my god what how do they trap him in that vice that's what
I think they need to start doing they need to focus on not building this big-ass universe
they need to focus on individual stories that eventually and like just give us those little
things at the end like they did with freaking phase one and two and and three like they
just gave us little nuggets at the end and we're like oh shit like this is leading up
to something but it's like they're setting it up through the entire movie well what was
crazy is like a couple years ago Beth and I were like going to go and like watch all
the Marvel movies in like chronological order and you can tell like they start strong with
Iron Man and then they you know they are still trying to get their footing a little bit but
you can see a clear like all right we are doing something now when they get to Captain
America Winter Soldier because you're like oh I'm watching a film now like I went from
going to the movies to like they this is a thing that I'm watching like this isn't just
a way to pass the time they're like we want to make a like a thrilling action movie for
you to watch and that was that and it's like oh okay we're doing something here and I feel
like they have kind of like regressed back to like and we can just kind of do what we
want and everyone's gonna show up yeah and that's gonna be their downfall like if they
just if they keep on that and just don't correct themselves and this is like where I think
that if if James Gunn can keep a level head like I think DC is gonna start out shining
Marvel they're gonna start after Blue Beetle cuz yikes that movie looks like Shazam
but with Blue Beetle instead dude I will drive down to Florida and we will fight it out cuz
Blue Beetle looks awesome it looks okay like I will certainly go and see it but I'm like
all right all right I don't know it's funny that for as many times as people complained
about origin stories like they're like well I mean we have to do it for someone with like
the Blue Beetle do you do you have to does he have to be the bumbling idiot at the beginning
or can you just have him in media res where he's already fighting crime or whatever the
Blue Beetle does like I'm not saying that's the right or wrong way to go I'm just saying
that like it I remember a time when origin stories were like the death they're like dude
we've seen it we've seen it a hundred times we don't need to see another Batman we don't
need to see another spider-man we don't need to see another Iron Man we don't need to dot
dot dot dot and now they're like he got a got a gift and now look at that a beetle bit
his face and now he's a beetle man he's a beetle boy look at him I will say this for
more popular characters I I agree I don't think we need an origin story for them but
Blue Beetle's not a big character no but I like okay one thing the Captain Marvel movie
did that was really good I really liked how they like kind of had her come to fruition
you know what I mean like her they kind of slow rolled her origin it wasn't just like
oh I found this cool haircut and I put it on and suddenly I was a Captain Marvel like
it was the whole thing was the origin story which was good I don't know I think I am one
of those guys that's like what you find a box and you open it and it lands on your face
and you're a thing now like all right just be the guy like who know what we don't care
there's a Superman who cares at this point you have a cool suit well that's what I think
that's what's interesting about like with Blue Beetle I think he has a little bit more
to add where it's not just a hero where it's not him just getting something and learning
how to use it it's he he gets the beetle the beetle is programmed to conquer the earth
like for this alien species that sent it to earth like it's supposed to prepare earth
to be destroyed yeah destroyed and protect its host and so it's this kid Jaime Rey is
to like trying to teach this sentient beetle not to destroy shit listen I'm gonna see the
movie but George Lopez please put put a different wig on that guy that that was a bad that was
a horrible call it was didn't look good at all it looked as fake as anything's ever looked
yeah it was rough anyway any other thoughts about the marvels that we're not talking about
anymore really quickly no I just want to throw in that uh end credits scene as you were guys
talking about with uh Steven Sam uh that was actually the end credits I wanted to like
look that up and confirm okay so and see that's how you do it that's how you go what wait
there is still other stuff happening here you can have that because that was that was
the heist movie like that was everyone's like uh we got an Ant-Man heist movie and they
were like oh but also look at that we caught a man in a vice look at him yeah so I I am
particularly pumped for the two trailers that we got this week I'm pumped for one just because
the other one I don't know what the hell is going on fair all right well I think that
covers everything in new so let's get into this week's headliner
all righty for this week's headliner we will be breaking down the super mario bros movie
if you are new to our breakdown system we have split movies into eight different categories
that we individually score to come to a final all bros and untrained eye letter grade the
eight categories that we score our story writing acting character development effects music
costumes and then we give our own personal score at the very end all of those numbers
get magically added up spit through our algorithm and give us a letter grade to compare this
movie to others of a similar grade as well as a percentage so we can see an official
ranking the ranking isn't really all that important it is fun to see though but yeah
the the important thing is the the final letter grade before we get into this breakdown though
we did post a question of the week in regards to this movie on our tick tock I don't think
we got any answers on Instagram unfortunately because we're still working on our Instagram
popularity but anyway so for this movie we asked the question or it's actually more of
a challenge than anything we asked to cast your favorite Nintendo character like their
voice actor and we actually got quite a few responses to to this one so I'm very excited
I will be skipping over the ones that are just asking or suggesting a movie for us to
recommend thank you I noticed you did that last week apreash yeah but I mean still thank
you to everyone that that commented we do really appreciate it let me let me speak for
all them do Stuart little do Stuart little now have you done that do that please use
my comment in the thing I want to be semi-famous goodbye yeah I don't know if that helps with
performance or anything because that likes a lot of the ones that do really well we I
don't have anything tagged with them but then there's like occasionally one that will do
really well so it's hard to figure out like what what's what so yeah so let's see real
quick all right so what's that no really quickly before we read those do you guys have a favorite
Nintendo character cast or is if they're in the Mario movie have they already been cast
and did you like Caleb my favorite Nintendo character has always been Mario and no I did
not care for his casting I don't I don't think Chris Pratt's the the choice here can I tell
you we got so okay so I'm gonna we're gonna be fighting and I'm acting okay don't get
me wrong he did a decent job like he did a decent job but I don't think it was like the
choice no listen I stand by this I don't know if we said this on the the Mario the 93 Mario
Brothers movie but I would have loved to have John Leguizamo voice Mario in this like I
think that's him I'm sorry I think him being like I don't know he would have been a fine
Luigi but I think since there is no Bob Hoskins around like and we're not gonna let we're
not gonna let what's-his-face the guy that did voice Mario do it that they put in for
a second just to be a monkey a dancing monkey wahoo hey man no I don't know I don't know
I would have liked to for John Leguizamo to have been a part of this movie I was the second
I honestly I'm so glad that he's not in it he's been such a sour puss about it he can
honestly because he wasn't invited to the party I've I he doesn't have to be a sour
puss about it like come on man grow up listen I this is where I think where he might be
misguided where he's like we need we need Latin people to do it like all right maybe
but also like I have always been a proponent I saw this documentary a long time ago about
I can't remember the name of it but it was it had it was about voice actors and my opinion
since I've seen that documentary is is like if you are already a big name actor like you
are a big action star you are a Will Smith you are a Chris Pratt you are a one of the
many Chris's Chris Pine Chris I'm sure there's another Chris like Chris Evans like let the
people that do voice acting for a job do voice acting for a job and especially with the movie
like the Mario movie you did not need I'm sorry like people say like oh yeah you needed
the Chris Pines and stuff to do that or Chris Rob Chris Rock there's another one you needed
the famous Chris to be in it to to to sell this movie no you didn't I don't know if you
heard the news Mario video games they don't go down in price Nintendo's like we just charge
full price forever and you'll pay it because it's the Italian you love so the same way
they would have come if anybody me us three could have been Mario Luigi and Bowser and
they would have been like we're coming still we're gonna come in the same numbers we came
when it was famous Chris or when it was nobody DJ yeah I think you just undersold yourself
Jay wow okay slightly somebody capital D lower no you DJ you are somebody don't let anyone
take that away from you oh man but dude I I agree I think that at least with something
as big as Mario you do not need a big name actor to sell this movie you just need a good
voice and I think I think they dropped the ball see I just said wow we were really in
now because I actually thought Chris Pratt did a really good job I actually really liked
his voice he did a job I agree he did a job he did decent but I think there was better
choices now the fair question Caleb because I actually don't have an answer is who this
is where I've been struggling a lot because the people that I've been thinking of their
voices are too deep and that's where I think maybe like John Leguizamo wouldn't have been
the right choice for Mario either because his voice is a little too deep like you kind
of it's like now I get it like when it's before they had voices before they had voices like
Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo being their voices wasn't weird because you didn't have
anything to go off of but I don't know I don't know because I because I'm like my my issue
is like do do you pick someone from Queens like with a Queens accent because like the
thing is like whoever I choose you need to change the mannerisms of Mario completely
to like match that voice and I really just go ahead the man I think like Chris Pratt's
voice worked with the mannerisms that Mario had all right listen we're just getting straight
into acting listen to me this I shouldn't have asked this question I know this this
well we asked this question so here's the thing though I was talking to again to Chris
Waski today and I I did come to this conclusion because I was also not a fan of Chris Pratt
but Chris look at his voiceover pedigree though like what was his last big voiceover deal
that he he was Emmet in the Lego movie which you know people unanimously love so I mean
he's on one hand I don't think he's the right voice but he's definitely the right guy because
he has already been the thing that like children clearly loved because even if they didn't
like Emmet the actual character like people love the lar the Mario the the Lario movie
which is actually the Lego movie which is what I was trying to say the whole time people
love the Lego movie everything is in fact awesome so I don't know like I don't like
Chris Pratt for it but I asked you who you would cast because I don't know I don't know
who would actually be better than him other than some no name nobody or not even a no
name nobody but just a no someone who is not a famous actor but maybe a more famous voice
actor it's it's hard because it's just thinking of who who had because you have to go a little
more animated than anyone's typical voice like Chris Pratt like it's just there's just
like something different you have to do with your voice to play someone like Mario you
know it's funny because Seth Rogen said something that aggravated me to death but now that we're
talking about it this is exactly what I was saying before like it's that thing you have
an idea of what you think about it and then you start talking about it and it changes
because Seth Rogen was like it aggravated me to death because he's like I don't really
have I don't really do voices so I just like went in there and just started talking because
that's what I do so if people don't like that then oh well like I'm Seth Rogen and I already
got the paycheck he didn't say that but he basically that is what he said he's like I
mean it already happened I can't change it now I don't do voices I don't know what you
want and straight up sorry no no good no no cuz no I know exactly what interview you're
talking about cuz yeah he's just like you know when the studio approached me he's just
like you know I don't really do voices so if you want Donkey Kong to sound like me he's
gonna sound like me and apparently they were sold on that they're like yeah yeah we totally
want Donkey Kong to sound like Seth Rogen but you have that but yeah I'm sorry I keep cutting
off no no I'm doing the same thing go ahead um you have that but then you have a good
thing that Seth Rogen dates movie that he fought really hard for them to so Mike I love
and hate you when it comes to this character well but then so like the more that we're
talking about this and I think about Chris Pratt like I think I don't maybe I just don't
like Chris Pratt the person doing it and aggravates me that it's him and not a voice actor but
like really if you think about it like how he did Mario's voice how else are you really
gonna do it like he can't be over the top he can't be like it was in the in the commercial
that you see at the beginning they're like hey what's the matter you work out but go
why like dude that actually sold me on Chris Pratt really quick though that whole trailer
so okay so I was looking up for like because I had a guy in mind I I don't know his name
Gabagool Pizzapopolis go ahead no so man I need to freaking find is this guy real quick
because I what made me start thinking about it is like the the dude that voiced Sonic
in the Sonic movie like he was I don't know if he oh no no no I don't mean to be Mario
I mean like he was the perfect voice for Sonic like it was I don't know that anyone could
have done I mean I'm sure they either could someone could have done it better or at least
as good but I think he did it as good as it could have been and the more I think about
it the more I don't know that I mean yes a no name person could have probably done the
exact same thing but like I don't know that his rendition of Mario's voice talking voice
is as bad as I once believed before we started talking I kind of brought this up just from
the trailers when we were discussing that I did feel like he was kind of mimicking what
Bradley Cooper does with Rockets voice mm-hmm kind of copying that accent okay so I found
the guy that I I would I would have cast as Mario and this is I who I don't know how this
is gonna be received I would cast Dan Fogler all right well who you get so Rose you would
know this guy it's the guy who played Kowalski in Fantastic Beasts Fogler I still don't know
who that Dan Fogler I don't know his voice though what am I thinking of his movies I
don't hate that right he kind so he kind of has a oh balls he kind of has a Kevin Smith
esque voice yeah but it he I mean he kind of has that New York feel to him which is
what they were kind of shooting for he I he kind of like seems like he's played some Italian
esque characters I feel so it's just like he kind of has a little bit of everything
and I know he does voice work because I've heard him do some like but he's been a lot
of shit like okay just looking through his IMDB real quick he was in more Mars needs
moms he was in Kung Fu Panda performance was heartbreaking yeah he was let's see Horton
here's a who like he's not unfamiliar with voice acting like I want to see what character
he played and I would like now my joke answer to be my serious joke answer to be Andy Samberg
voice Mario yeah so that that would be he would be my my choice for for Mario Andy Samberg
it's on record yeah so what are you guys thinking for your fan casting me oh it's my favorite
character has always been Luigi and Charlie Day is perfect as his voice so I got nothing
to say no changes for me yeah I don't know I don't know if it's perfect but like I liked
Charlie Day so much I don't know because my nephews were the same they're like Charlie
Day was Luigi and they went from like not knowing it to being like now that was their
favorite voice I'm like was it or you just love Charlie Day because everybody loves Charlie
Day but was he the best for Luigi I don't know because I'm by the way for how sorry
no no no for how Luigi's character over the years been portrayed he really is always scared
all the time you know especially in the Luigi's Mansion games I feel that Charlie Day exuberates
that or gives off that energy so well that it made complete sense for him to play Luigi
I mean I'm sure that you could have probably gotten someone with more like I don't want
to say vocal talent because he has done voiceover more voiceover work so just the way that I
see Luigi and just how you know he's a scaredy cat he doesn't really stand up for himself
all that much at least like when we were first introduced to him just I feel that Charlie
Day captured that I think it's just hard for me because like I played a bunch of Luigi's
and Mario games and whatever and I'm so used to them not really talking that like their
voice I feel like should be like Mario like I just know why why yeah as much as I would
love to have like the guy who actually voices them do a whole movie I think that would have
gotten annoying real quick maybe but I was just looking through the I was just looking
through the the actors in that movie and he also voiced Mario's dad the the guy that actually
does the voice of Mario did he really I thought he just did that one like that's what I thought
too and I just I just looked and it says Mario's dad and Giuseppe or whatever Giuseppe yeah
so I don't think it would have been terrible I mean he does do like Mario Luigi Wario or
does he do Wario he does he does he does everyone yeah so it's not like it's not like he doesn't
have a range so yeah to say so I had mine with Dan Fogler's Mario Rose you were perfectly
fine with Charlie Day as Luigi oh yeah what do you think BJ I'll just say just cuz I got
nothing Paul Giamatti for Mario okay jokes aside that is someone I was considering but
I'm like I don't know if he could have pulled it off he would have needed a different Luigi
what about Paul Giamatti as Waluigi I think he would be a better Wario thank you for that
what if they would have been saying they would have cast Pedro Basquale as Wario okay spoilers
for for this so all right we got so we answered ours so going through these answers real quick
and while we're at it we might as well just talk about what our acting score is yeah because
we may because we kind of just did so our first response is so cool robot said Morgan
Freeman as Wispy Woods already know instantly no like I I don't even know what a Wispy Woods
is but I don't either have either of you played Kirby no like the tree the tree the tree
I just I don't know I'm like I'm always hot and cold on Morgan Freeman cuz like I just
saw a tick-tock today that reminded me that like he dated his granddaughter for a while
when she was like a teenager like on purpose yep well that's nice he's a creep so
I don't know is it true or not am I just saying things like my nephew does about the Marianas
trench I don't know but I saw it on tick-tock so it must be true hmm all right um our next
response comes from Mo underscore bored who said Pauline should stay as Kate Higgins Rosalina
should be voiced by Emily blunt and Daisy should be voiced by Kristin Chenoweth which
I know you guys would know I think you know I think you'd recognize her face did did
any of you either of you watch RV no yeah no I'm sorry I disagree with that for Daisy
really yeah no fair sorry man I disagree with that the one for Rosalina though that one's
actually really good I like that casting yeah all right um next up we got Keckman six nine
who said he was one of the first ones to get on tick-tock he's like you know who I like
that Pepe frog this this handle is gonna be funny forever good so his casting was for
Samus from the Metroid games and they said Samara weaving I don't know who that is but
as soon as you said it I thought Sigourney Weaver so you're sorry you're wrong it's Sigourney
Weaver so gosh some are so Samara weaving is fantastic so she was she was ready or not
they're ready or not girl she was in the babysitter Santana is that we said but Samara Samara
Samara weaving now she is she were any relation to Hugh ooh that is a I never thought about
there oh uh it's her uncle there you go here's the thing like I don't I don't remember this
lady's voice like I think that's my biggest problem is for like trying to recast it is
like there's not a lot of people that I say have very or think of us having very distinctive
voices unless you're talking like we want to talk about singers with distinctive voices
and maybe that's what I should be doing instead of other actors but as soon as you said Sam
as I was like oh clearly it's Sigourney Weaver like I can hear her voice and that would actually
be a really good choice though yeah that actually will be all right our next response is from
Noah Cranjik who said Wario played by Pedro Pascal see I was gonna say saying that because
Jack Blackson I like that because I feel like people immediately were like uh was it Danny
DeVito needs to be Wario I do not agree with that at all like I like Danny DeVito but I
don't think that's a good casting for that I don't know what Pedro Pascal sounds like
really other than when he's behind a mask or a helmet so good luck to you man yeah um
I think that's a good choice but you'd have to have a killer Waluigi yeah all right next
up we got a response from Cannon Park who says Patrick Stewart is Kirby that's hilarious
that's hilarious that comment wins I wish they would do that like he does still make
the like like the little like almost like little kid noises but when he talks he's like
hello dude I my name is Kirby okay have you guys seen the uh Logan not Logan it's I just
was saying it I forget what show it is I think it might be American Dad no family so it was
a it was a Family Guy episode where he's voicing the thoughts of Joe's baby that's how I
think they should do it where it's Kirby just makes like these really high pitched like
normal like in-game voices but then like if when it like cuts to like him thinking it
should be Patrick Stewart they'll never know that the wisp was almost Morgan Freeman but
I hate that guy he's a creep number one so yeah we also we had another response for
Kirby from a Kyle son who said whoever voiced Pikachu which I think is a more like on point
decision oh whoever voice Pikachu man all right fine I think that'd be like the the
good outside voice decision and Patrick Stewart make would make the good inside voice decision
yeah wait is he talking about what you're thinking of or is he talking about Ryan Reynolds
yeah exactly that's the one my brain went straight to Ryan Reynolds so I'm assuming
not because he said I forgot her name by the way Ryan Reynolds I just realized I would
cast him to voice Star Fox I like that I actually like that too all right let's see we have
we have two for Bowser jr. go on so the first one is from Nanashi who says Justin Long what's
the next one the next one I think you're not gonna like because the next one is Tom Holland
but pitched up now I was not a fan of how they did toad on this like with a key my key
so I don't know I like Justin Long a lot so if we're just gonna give all the famous people
all the parts in these movies and why not Justin Long he's already got voiceover talent
he was Alvin and Alvin and the Chipmunks was he really yeah that's weird in all four of
those movies god there's so those movies yes there is oh my god so this is probably a stupid
decision a stupid choice but I think the perfect Bowser jr. voice would be from Adam Devine
oh my god you are 100% correct yeah I like that actually hey good news there's no other
choices we got it in one we get Adam Devine or Bowser jr. is not in the movie dude that's
just that's just who I thought because I'm like who's like young Jack Black and that's
like immediately who I came to and now I want Rebel Wilson to voice something I don't know
I don't know what she would voice but I want her to do I want her to be in the movie King
Boo who would she voice I don't know probably a toad but I want her to be more than a toad
yeah there you go there's this game over boy bruvs it's me oh Berto Nintendo like just throw
us a couple of those like new limited edition tears of the kingdom OLED switches and we're
even and we're good make sure you got a lot of eShop credit on there for the boys and
send three over to P.O. Box Caleb's P.O. Box oh man dude I love fan casting so much but
yeah like like I said Wario and Waluigi would be a tough casting Wario and Waluigi I feel
like Andy Samberg is in that conversation I do think that he would be in that discussion
like I could see it he'd have to do a weird voice do oh my gosh as much as I hate to say
this I think Adam Sandler I've never seen the Hotel Transylvania movies but people seem
to enjoy them very much and he's not really doing an Adam Sandler ask voice I feel like
I could be wrong yeah he's kind of like he's doing it like a bit of an accent but I just
think about his like normal like his crazy what he's known for the like high-pitched
like that voice if he were to harness that energy and throw it into Waluigi I think that
would be perfect but yeah Andy Samberg is is definitely a choice number one for me but
I think Adam Sandler's a close number two oh he's a number two all right hey got him
anyway so that was yeah that was all responses so thank you to everyone that answered our
question of the week we really appreciate it so I mean while we're here and while we
were discussing it acting what are you guys sitting with acting all right all right I
mean we have to talk about more than just Mario though like Mario and Luigi like I I
don't feel like there was a whole lot to for these people like you know we talked about
in the the 93 movie how Bob Hoskins was kind of like a little bit relegated to the background
because it was kind of Luigi's movie and didn't have a whole lot to do or say like yeah but
this movie felt a lot like a bunch of scenes put together so you could see cool Mario stuff
and everything was kind of like uh like my my biggest thing that I was like huh is when
like she makes a big deal there's like there's another human here and he's like yeah it's
me I'm looking for my brother and she's like well I got this thing to do and that's crazy
that you're here and he's like I know it is crazy I gotta find my brother like I just
said one sentence ago and she's like well go ahead and come with me I'll train you what
like you were born in this place like I don't know like they were just like all right come
on come on come on come on come on come on come on like all the lines felt like that
like all right we need to spit these things out so we can get to the Mario Kart let's
go already yeah well I think that's more of a writing issue than anything but what I guess
I'll put that into back to acting by saying like I don't feel like they had a whole lot
to do in the way of acting other than three that's right folks three slow motion mama
mia they were like this Mario guy really needs a catchphrase what if we made it mama mia
I think they made it work all right DJ is this gonna be like a complete opposite of
her like I'm all for this one and you're like completely against it here's the thing is
like I just to like give a general feeling about this movie I feel like other than the
what you were like looking at like what they showed you as far as like or Easter eggs and
stuff like this this movie I feel like was I would score it almost exactly like I did
the 93 movie like besides it may be like effects like not maybe effects 1000% it would be a
different grade than it affects but yeah it's like I don't know we'll talk about it acting
you guys give your score so I don't feel so bad about what I do never feel bad man
I always that's Rose you know what I am so genuinely curious to see if what you say is
true that I'm I'm pulling up our Super Mario scores and I am not going to be telling you
anything that you gave it no see if you would give it the same I mean I think it deserves
other than there are two specific categories where I think this movie did wildly wildly
better but yeah all right fine I'll even go first because like again I'll just say it
now I had to be reminded by my good friend Chris Wetzke that is the third name check
Chris Wetzke good friend Chris Wetzke I because I got out of the movie and I was like I don't
think I like this movie that much like I like to look at it but I don't think it was that
good and when I told I started to tell him that and he was like this was great this was
a great kids movie and it like clicked I was like all of a sudden I remembered the like
front two rows filled with children like screaming the whole movie not the whole movie but like
the kids like ah it's a Mario and he's doing the thing and then it also dawned on me that
like even though my nephew is like they live with me now like they've lived with me when
they were like older so I didn't have to like deal with like Paw Patrol and Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse and basically stuff that was like directly geared at children and this movie
was like clearly made for the kids first not for the nostalgia people like there was stuff
in the background for us but this was like first and foremost a kids movie and that that
put everything kind of in a different light for me I'm like oh I'm just that's why I was
saying before I'm just the old guy now because I'm just like this isn't what I expected out
of a Mario movie it's like yeah because you're too old you old man stop being so old maybe
you'll like it or stop beating up on yourself so even though with everything I said I'm
gonna give an acting score of an 85 how about that okay considering they did all of this
over zoom they did it all over zoom that's the part that's insane like it's like they
didn't get to do any of it together so you know for what they were able to pull off with
this like I gotta gotta give them credit because wait hold on why did let me just say this
one last thing Jack Black amazing like there's been no better casting for any voice ever
than Jack Black to Bowser because I did not know what to expect out of this and it was
chef's kiss perfect you're never gonna get it any better than you did with Jack Black
him singing those songs him singing that song and they released the music video get out
of my face universal came out and said that they they can actually submit that to the
Oscars for best original song they they better it was it was amazing it was like getting
new tenacious D I was like this is the best day of my life oh yeah that will definitely
be reflected when we get to music yes so DJ's n85 where are you at Rose I honestly the only
person like I maybe had a little bit of a problem with was Seth Rogen and even he like
decently sold me on him I didn't absolutely hate him as Donkey Kong so you guys might
kill me for this I'm at a 95 bold I said what I said about what Seth Rogen said I said what
I said about what Seth Rogen said I'm sorry guys it's getting late this what him just
talking was good like I liked that as Donkey Kong like it was it worked perfectly so there
you go Seth Rogen I approve you can continue on doing your thing now I'm a little bit lower
than both of you well actually I'm more below DJ I'm not like too much lower I'm like maybe
like an 82 I thought like all the performances were good Chris Pratt it took a decent chunk
of time to get used to him but or just kind of to accept him his voice because what like
when they first get the introduction in there in the commercial and they're doing the voice
I'm like okay like I I get what this is like I figured that they were going to do something
like outlandish like that so I'm like that helped sell the idea of Chris Pratt for me
and then like hearing him like normal talk was fine it's just when he started getting
to the catchphrases that were a little like funky for me or anytime he said mama Mia I'm
just like dude shut up okay I will say okay there was one that like okay you know I actually
maybe I'm not because no on a Taylor joy don't get me wrong I like yours people but she wasn't
the best in my opinion I had dude that you're out of your freaking mind on a Taylor joy
was a gem so I'm gonna go to I listen okay okay hold up okay we haven't done this yet
who who's your top three voices from this movie who we start with I'll start okay I
number one is in if there is not a unanimous number one it's been nice seeing you guys
and you can finish the show without me oh you all are gonna hate me then there is there
is a number one and every other answer besides the one that I tell you yes keep my cookie
right yes keep my key is right up top no let's see a rose you know rose goes last I'll say
my three I already know what roses is it's probably it's probably Luigi first then Bowser
then I'll put it between Mario or toad you're close all right now I know which okay hold
up which one did I get wrong was it the order that I got wrong yeah it was the alright I
gotta know now no say say your piece rose yeah say your say your so I might have to
fight you number one Charlie Day called it to y'all are gonna kill me I'm actually giving
Chris Pratt you are out of your freaking mind and then number three Jack Black oh no that's
insane you're an insane person please record another episode of the gazey gazette gazey
gazette you have gone full crazy Jack Black is in fact number one yes that is here now
and forever and told you guys you would not like my answer but I will say this I'm gonna
go I'm gonna go here's my monkey wrench I'm gonna go actually Seth Rogen too and I actually
am gonna say you know what fine I'll do it Mario 3 how about that you like Mario more
than Luigi you because here's the thing I technically did but I one thing again I know
we're not there in store yet but I despised about this movie and I will not go away from
this is why why split them up why like let them be the Mario brothers please like or
they could they could have gone to Luigi's Mansion level together and he could have met
egads or whatever and got his little freaking thing and be like I'll vacuum them up for
you Mario and then on to the next thing they didn't have to be like hey you get caught
by some dry bones and then you live in a cage until the end like no I hated that I really
did I did I did not want him I didn't want them to split up and I didn't want him to
just kind of like be the side character that honestly I would like to see that movie I
want to see the Luigi movie where we just follow what happened to him to let him get
to that cage I don't know what the hell you asked me that led me down this road but here
we are it was top three but okay would you have liked it better had he escaped on his
own and gone on like a Luigi's Mansion style adventure by himself no I would have liked
them to be together bantering like because one thing I do think that the the Mario 93
movie did right was keep them together for the most part and like when they were like
you got more of a sense of when they were talking like how much they cared about each
other than I think you got in this movie like what you got was Mario being like sad sad
that his dad is an a-hole and it's like you're bringing your brother down with you and you
can see Mario over there pouting and that's that's why you have that feeling at the end
when he's like we're brothers it's because Mario felt some type of way about what his
dad said and like Luigi didn't have really much to do with that at all other than showing
up and getting saved or you know getting getting saved out of the cage I just I don't know
I they wrote the story they didn't have to he didn't have to go away they could have
just stayed together the whole movie could have been some other other thing but we're
talking about acting all that to say Rose talked me up on Chris Pratt like I was definitely
down on the man but the more we talked about it the more I thought about it I'm like I
don't know who could have done better besides a voice actor that I don't know the name
of so I don't know I give him three yeah my place my top three I'm giving my number one
spot to Bowser of course my number two I'm probably going to give to Charlie Day as Luigi
I actually really enjoyed his performance as Luigi and everything that he got to do
like I agree with you DJ I think he he needed more to do other than being in a cage out
of like to see him kind of do his own thing and then like have them come together but
obviously we didn't get that hopefully we do in the future which with how well this
movie is freaking doing I don't see that being a problem so yeah I'm giving it to Charlie
Day and then my number three I think I'm gonna give to Anya Taylor joy as Peach I loved her
performance so much I thought she did such a good job at kind of having that regal badass
tone and I'm actually really glad that they didn't make her like the victim in this where
it was like oh Mario come save like where it was they kind of flipped it a little bit
and this is kind of why I forget forgave the movie where they flipped it where it's like
hey we need to save Luigi instead of saving Peach it's like we're saving Luigi and the
mushroom kingdom so technically Peach but not so I I I don't yeah I did too but even
though like I agree with you guys I hated that Luigi got sidelined but honestly I was
okay with it could really work for the story and like I get what you're saying like I don't
know in my opinion I feel the brother aspect was explored better in this one because I
love like the little flashbacks that we get towards their relationship especially and
oh my god you with them as baby Mario and baby now dude an unexpected treat so good
that was fan tastic dude like when I saw that they were doing like a flashback and I saw
like baby Luigi I'm like no freaking way like oh my gosh and then like we got that little
flashback of baby Peach I'm just oh yeah oh so great freaking epic um so yeah freaking
love that so I think with yeah I think I already said that we're giving it an 82 or I'm giving
it an 82 so now we can get into the story and writing and if you guys have not seen
if you guys have not seen this movie we've basically gotten into spoiler territory already
so apologies for that and not giving a proper heads up but yeah Rose is about to spoil the
entirety of this movie for you so without further ado everyone's favorite segment reading
with Rose alright Italian American brothers Mario and Luigi have recently started a plumbing
business in Brooklyn their father disapproves of Mario's decision to leave his steady job
under his antagonistic ex-employer Spike after seeing a significant manhole leak on the news
Mario and Luigi go underground to fix it but are sucked into a warp pipe and separated
Mario lands in the Mushroom Kingdom ruled by Princess Peach while Luigi lands in the
Dark Lands ruled by the evil Koopa King Bowser Bowser seeks to marry Peach and will destroy
the Mushroom Kingdom using a superstar if she refuses he imprisons Luigi to blackmail
Mario whom he sees as competition for Peach's love Mario meets Toad who takes him to Peach
Peach plans to ally with the primary Kong sorry with the primate Kongs to help rebel
oh my god to repel Bowser and agrees to take Mario and Toad along in the Jungle Kingdom
King Cranky Kong agrees to help on the condition that Mario defeats his son Donkey Kong in a
fight despite Donkey Kong strength Mario defeats him using a cat suit Mario Peach Toad and the
Kongs use carts to drive back to the Mushroom Kingdom but Bowser's army ambushes them on Rainbow
Road when a Koopa general destroys part of the road Mario and Donkey Kong plummet to the ocean
and are eaten by an eel-like Ma Ray while the other Kongs are captured Peach and Toad return
to the Mushroom Kingdom and urge the citizens to evacuate Bowser arrives aboard his flying
castle and proposes to Peach who reluctantly accepts after Bowser's advisor is it Kamek?
yes Kamek tortures Toad Mario and Donkey Kong escape the Ma Ray by riding a rocket from Donkey
Kong's cart and hurry to Bowser and Peach's at the wedding reception Bowser intends to
execute all this prisoners and lava in Peach's honor Toad smuggles an ice flower in Peach's
bouquet which Peach uses to freeze Bowser Mario and Donkey Kong arrive and free the prisoners
with Mario using a tanooki suit to save Luigi an enraged Bowser frees himself and summons a
bomber bill to destroy Peach's castle but Mario knocks it off course and directs it into the wart
pipe causing Bowser's castle to be transported to Brooklyn as they fight Bowser Mario and Luigi
grab the superstar become invincible and defeat those Bowser's shrunk with a mini mushroom and
imprisoned in a jar Mario and Luigi are celebrated by Brooklyn's populace including their parents
and Spike in the aftermath of the battle Mario and Luigi move into a new house together in the
and that's the way the news goes all right I think we can all agree that the story here was
super simplistic but kind of in the best possible way in like dude someone like pointed out like
everyone's bitching and complaining that the Super Mario story is just super plain and simple yet
Nintendo's been riding on the coattails of this red plumber dude kit like saving the princess for
years okay now listen to to advocate the devil for those people like the Mario games have never
like you're not getting the last of us out of a Mario game and you're also not looking for that
there so like I get it I get that critique but also it's like that's not an excuse to be like
well this doesn't have to be super deep like I don't think anyone was looking for like you know
war and peace or whatever whatever the current rest but like yeah there was a lot of story stuff
like again until I was reminded that this is a kids movie I'm like everything's happening because
it has to happen there's no reason for it to happen it just is happening now they're like all
right we need you to go on to the next thing like all right you are now why doesn't matter why you
are it's happening and so yeah I don't know the story is not is absolutely not super deep but it's
serviceable like it's it's it's it's I don't know what you're gonna expect from a kids movie about
Mario besides that I'll give you that I mean the story out of everything they just kind of looking
ahead I think the story is the biggest downfall of this it's simplistic it's like said it's not
super deep it but it doesn't have to be I think it makes up for it in other ways it gets the job
done for what it sets out to be like for I'm assuming that this this is gonna be the first
of many Mario movies just for like Caleb touched upon how amazing this thing is done at the box
office like it like you'd be frozen too for the biggest animated box office opening worldwide of
all time so I feel hopefully when it comes to sequels they can dive more into like deeper plots
but for what they set out to do and like explaining this world and the characters like they kept it
very simplistic but I was honestly okay with that well and they delivered on like it's set up and
then delivered on like delivered on a high level on moments like you got to see like dude just the
very beginning whenever Bowser's ship rolls down and hits and they're playing that the the Mario
3 like Bowser ship music like I was immediately like oh my god like everything that that happened
that they wanted you to go remember that this is a Mario thing like it was a Mario thing as hard as
a Mario thing could be so like in that way like yeah the story wasn't super deep but it set up
those moments to happen perfectly so you're like all right I'm seeing this now this is a this is
the thing dude I love the nods to that's a that's a writing thing I need to like dial myself back
story-wise I think the movie had a really decent flow about it like it didn't feel like it got
held up anywhere if if if anywhere I think maybe they were searching for the they took a while to
get to the Mushroom Kingdom well it's not it's not necessarily that like I think them like feeling
like oh we can save Brooklyn by say like fixing this pipe like let's go like going to do that I
think it's just they spent a little too long before getting jumping into the the green pipe or getting
sucked into the green pipe I think it just seemed like that because I got the same vibe from the
beginning of this movie as I did from the 93 movie of like Jesus Christ are they gonna do this or
what and then he gets in the pipe because it looked almost again like they were just gonna be
like well this is a green pipe but it's not the green pipe and then he gets sucked in there and
I was like okay thank God like they're going right now like we're not gonna screw around anymore it's
time to go yeah like I said if it if it was anywhere it was there but the rest of the movie
I think had like super solid flow maybe even a little too quickly paced at times but I think
they handled it pretty well see I was okay with like it took a little longer to get to like I get
where you guys are coming from but taking a little longer leading up to the green pipe because even
though it's set up in the games I like that they took a little or at least tried to take a little
longer setting up the relief yeah I like it wasn't necessarily that part it was like seriously once
they were like down in the pipes that I was like okay like let's let's freakin speed this up before
that I was freakin all-in I thought they did a really good job with that stuff by the way
you'll never convince me that them going from the real world to the mushroom kingdom that whole
thing was not an homage to the 93 movie of like this is what you were trying to do whenever they
were going through that weird psychedelic nightmare like this is what you saw in your head and now
we're gonna give it to you here you go that's what I felt about the nod with the art I took
it as a nod with the the van mm-hmm like breaking down and they're like we got it run like run that
way and so that like they did their whole like little run through fix the pipes and everything
and like I love just the tiny little things that they did with this where where the with the pipes
exploding where they have to like where they plug a hole and then another hole pops up and like that's
straight out of the games dude yeah like they they incorporated that so well like everything they did
with this was so freakin good and again I think that's more of a writing deal so I don't have
anything else like story wise other than like some of their incorporations of like I love that they
took some of the things that like Mario gets made fun of for and kind of ran with that like the whole
Bowser being in love with Peach thing like that's I don't think that's ever been like a thing other
than like more or like that one at was Odyssey I was gonna say that was there their their outfits
were right out of Odyssey right because that was his whole jam as he was trying to marry Pete yeah
so like did they incorporate like because I haven't played Odyssey is did they incorporate in that that
Bowser was like in love with Peach or is he just okay yeah I mean not to that extent obviously he
wasn't out there writing ballads but he he was that was his whole thing is he wanted to so yeah I
don't know if it would fall under story either but I or maybe this is writing but like I I really
did like at the end when they maybe this is a writing but when they got they finally they're
going to like go for the star and the brothers they both touched the star at the same time and
then that sting of the frickin the invincibility star song hits and then you see them through
there they're like let's go I was like all right all right you got me let's do it for getting beat
his ass let's go man dude that was such a good frickin like powerful moment too because like you
think Mario is like done for like he's on his last last life like did did did did did do but
this together yeah but like he he's like scrambling and then like you freaking Luigi comes in with the
frickin power move save and just like we got this bro was that was the shit dude like I got so pumped
up like if there was any moment that like really connected those two it was that yes well in
fairness it was like one of the only moments they got to be together true but still like I think I
don't know it was it was I think that like they did a really solid job overall with with the story
where are you at where are you guys at roses now just for the simplicity of it like I get like
why I'm about why it's so simplistic like that but for the first Mario movie I feel it would have
that many problems with it so honestly I would that's actually I was gonna go 85 again too like
I yeah yeah that it's frickin unanimous on 85 there like I thought they did fantastic with that
moving on over to writing this is where I feel the movie excelled the dude the writing was genius
I frickin loved the like my favorite joke out of this whole movie was when they get to the castle
and the the frickin guards are just like she's in a different castle like sorry guy like the princess
is in another castle like was that a reference whenever toad was like started cooking for them
and was like I got him I got him you can go hurry up Mario go cuz like I was like wait is that a
thing that like toads are like super distracted by food or something like that was the only one of
the only Siemens like a reference that I'm like I did this is I don't get it at all yeah that I
don't know or if that's just like again one of those like kid movie things where they're like a
kid would be like of course they they wanted to eat the food they were hungry they've been
guarding that door all day you know like a kid would be hungry because princess Peach doesn't
believe so there is the toads so technically that toad was based off of I guess captain toad the
treasure tracker so I keegan Michael keys toad you mean yeah that's what I'm I'm that's my guess so
that that might have been like his jam to like someone he's when he's doing all his his trekking
he'll sit down and cook for himself I guess I'm yeah I'm not finding anything that's specifically
stating like oh yeah like cat like like captain toads eating or whatever it's just that's just
who this was like loosely based off of so I don't know if that was a reference to anything it might
have been for all I know but I loved all the other little reference like you got references
from everything like freaking Mario 3d world you got stuff from like just the classic game like
when he's when they're like trying to run to that job and Mario's like opening up all the gates and
shit for Luigi but he gets to the end it's like a castle arcade place and he jumps on the flagpole
spins down yeah like just classic frickin Mario I want to say what's our no no go ahead good no
just really when they're doing the whole Mario Kart thing and Mario does like the power slide
and gets the boost oh I lost shit that was amazing I saw that and I was like wait wait did everyone
get that we all got that right that was awesome too like when they were building their carts and
they got to you know pick it like you normally would like in the game you know they're like I
get to pick the wheels and the body and the whatever I like what was I gonna say oh yeah
again fourth name check Chris Watzke I expect you to tell me all about how you love this episode
there was I think it was the the place where they were meeting spike at I think or not meeting
spike but where they saw spike at where it had like glass Joe and like all the people from like
super punch out or I'm sorry Mike Tyson's punch out like up on the like hung up on the walls
I heard about that I didn't catch it but what was I didn't even catch I saw that he was playing
Mario was playing Kid Icarus after he got in that little argument with his dad but I did not or
maybe I did but I don't remember noticing the our wing from Star Fox he had like a little statue
statue of over his TV as well which again I always think is so weird in movies like so Nintendo
exists in this world and so does Star Fox and all this other stuff but not Mario but but Jumpman
Jumpman exists but not Mario like what a weird thing like is the next movie if the next movie is
not like hey Mario I love your game and they're playing Super Mario Bros then I don't know what
to do yeah if they make like have it where Mario is a video game that be the shit we listen to this
crazy story you told about eating mushrooms and getting big or whatever and we made this video
game dude the freaking Easter egg videos that I expect to see when this movie comes out on digital
better be like five hours long you know they will be like that's gonna that's gonna be a
insane because it was just Easter egg after Easter egg after Easter egg and frickin nuts
like and it's like you sorry yeah even like some of the shit that they just kind of like glanced
over were Easter eggs like I love how everyone's like chanting for Donkey Kong and then Cranky's
just like alright everyone shut up and then you just hear DK DK like shut up diddy yeah that was
great by the way I didn't notice the girl one I can never remember her name but she was apparently
sitting right next to him that I did not see that at all yeah but like so both of the people from
the Donkey Kong games huh like I there's a there's another character hold on I'm trying to see if I
can find like playable character or just character in the I've played as them or like I recall
playing as them and what was the dude funky Kong with the funky Kong was right next yeah he was
the one in the in the white tank top the bandana so that was that was like right next to diddy
wait did he was in the middle funky was next to him and then Dixie Kong was on the other side
Kong yeah and then cranky was obviously the king and Donkey Kong what was the name of the guy that
voiced him I can see his face did he you know no no no cranky oh Fred Armisen there you go by the
way glad to always glad to hear Fred Armisen a waste of Fred Armisen should have had more cranky
Kong if you get Fred Armisen you get him to do more than a handful of lines they totally freaking
agree there yeah I can't think of like any writing in this that I disliked yeah no I don't know if
that's what I was describing before when I said everything led up to like these perfect these
perfect moments in the me if that counts if that's writing or storing that like yeah perfect setup I
think that's more of a writing thing than anything so I'm pretty high on this I think I'm like a
92 I was gonna say 91 all right we already got acting moving on to character development which
obviously we do this based off the Mario Bros lol again 1993 style character development where
there is none yeah I think the only bit that you can maybe claim is that Mario has this person no
only one person in this movie had any character to like any arc any anything and that was stay
with me everyone a Donkey Kong Luigi Donkey Kong went from being this like smarmy ass to being like
all right I guess this little human man can beat me and I'll I'll become like a better ape for it
where everybody else was like I know I'm better than everyone thinks I am and look I am better
than everyone thinks I am the end yeah I think this is where the movie suffers a little bit too
it's just development wise like they don't really go anywhere like look and unfortunately I think
Luigi he's he stays the same for the most part like he's he's always like right there with his
brother he's a supportive younger brother like yeah he's like nah you could do it and then at
the end he was like nah you could do it except I'm in a cage yeah I think like his whole thing was
just like finally accepting like yes like we can do it together and I don't even think it was
something he needed to accept it's something he already like believed wholeheartedly well yeah
because that was his thing he's like don't listen to dad that guy doesn't know anything you're not
bringing me down I make my own choices I'm not just I'm not that was Mario I'm Luigi that's
something I feel like they could have explored a lot more like how like having Mario feel that
guilt for bringing Luigi down well again whatever everything all of the like dialogue was just it
was just getting in the way of them doing Mars like they're like all right listen is this enough do
you feel like they're brothers all right come on gotta go gotta go we got a mushroom kingdom to
save or whatever come on hurry up yeah pretty much I think they could have done a decent dive
into the that aspect like I think they could have still done the separation but have Mario feel
maybe a little bit more guilt about bringing like dragging Luigi into this and then like a couple
tender moments he's just like chilling with the princess like you know this mushroom place is
pretty crazy hey bro I thought you were like all been up been out of shape about your brother
frickin hurry it up let's go yeah you do for sure so I mean character development wise I don't think
it was anything special like honestly this is probably like my lowest area is this out of ten
or out of a hundred this is out of a hundred it's only music and costumes that are out of ten oh
yeah yeah I don't know what's what would you consider like what's a I don't know like I
wouldn't consider it like a fail but it's definitely like what is what is neutral when
they just do nothing like 75 75 it is for old DJ I might go a couple points higher like I'll be
at like maybe a 77 but it's not and that's seriously only because of that one moment of Mario like
getting called out by Bowser while he's in that diner or whatever and he's like sitting there like
looking at himself like having that moment just like okay we could freaking do this you know like
I've always said yeah again like I think that they could have capitalized on that like had it be a
bigger moment I am a couple points higher for what we did get I really like they didn't necessarily
have character growth because yeah like you guys said like the the brother dynamic was already
established before even the movie started and they just added to it but what we got I really
really enjoyed it especially their reunion towards the ending I thought that was very like very
heartfelt like honestly like I almost not to sound like a wuss but like I actually almost started
crying it was really sweet listen I it was on in my opinion that moment was super like unearned
but I still my body and brain was like their brothers so all right moving on over to effects
which with this being an animated movie it is talking about the animation a hundred I'm at a
hundred I don't know I don't know what you're full how what else do you do for this it's a hundred
it is a hundred any other answer is incorrect it was beautiful see there was a single thing yeah
I know I knew illumination could do good animation but they just freaking top themselves with this
no this was like what do they say about like a well-shot movie like any you can pause anywhere
and it could be a painting like you could pause anywhere in this movie and you could hang it up
on your wall like it looked it looked beautiful so dude no joke I okay so I went to go I took my
daughter to go see this right I was lose her mind when she saw this like was she losing her mind she
actually really liked the movie no I mean like a good way like oh like was she just like oh my god
dad it's Mario so she doesn't really know who Mario is she's only three she'd I bet hey I bet if
you asked her who Mickey Mouse was she would be like yeah well that's a given I so I don't own
yeah no it's if you ask who blue is that's who Iris is really yeah okay well okay listen and I
don't own any Nintendo consoles also a shame okay I know I know how do you I don't like to switch
light or something like that dude you're freaking telling me like I know I need to get one but we I
don't own any Nintendo consoles I don't watch any Mario content or anything like that so she the
only thing she knew about Mario was like from the first trailer I was just like hey we're gonna
go see that movie and she's just like yeah and then when I told her like hey we're gonna go see
a movie what movie Mario Mario and I played it for her again she's like oh Mario yeah so yeah she
like she enjoyed it like there was stuff that made her laugh and she did get a little freaked out
about the dry bones scene fair that's I mean listen that was they did that exactly right that
was really good yeah I dude I was just like oh shit oh oh no like I was trying to like distract
her I'm like look over here but she was like invested and she kind of got a little freaked
out and so I just played it off like oh look they broke and she's like oh haha guys don't let him
lie to you he took his phone out and it was like nobody worry this is fine it's my kid
why don't you text your mom and tell her how scared you are oh dad's let me watch scary movies
but the one thing that I'm super bummed out about so she's potty training and she's like
hasn't had any accidents and so until it was so we know she like she hasn't had any accidents
and that's the problem she like I put her in a pull-up and everything I'm just like listen
like just this time it's fine but she like was getting on me she's like dad I have to go potty
and I'm like can you like can you hold it and she's like no I have to go now and I'm like damn it and
it was the scene where they're finally on the rainbow road and they're just about to get
ambushed and I'm like and she's like I need to go potty and like damn it so I like pick her up and
she's like I want to walk and I'm like no I'm not dealing with this and so I like pick her up hall
ass downstairs let her go potty like clean her up come back and it's I get back into my seat and
like finally start watching as soon as like Mario and Donkey Kong are falling into the water so I
missed like all the cool shit I know I did miss the blue shell and I was so bummed out about it
because I turned around and I see like an explosion and I'm like oh that was a blue shell
explosion and so I like freaking charged up and got back to my seat and I just like and then it
was fine because like I put her down and she's just like daddy that was fast and I'm like yeah and
she's like you're like a superhero like I'm like a superhero wouldn't be out of breath but thanks
baby never forget this thought I am a superhero you'll never beat me and I will beat up all your
boyfriends anyway enjoy this movie yeah but everything else that I saw and I'm like I said
bummed out that I missed that scene but everything else I saw was beautiful like there wasn't a single
thing in here that I thought looked ugly you know it's funny it's always hilarious to me because
like I I do not have an eye to see crazy things that happen but it's always funny to me to see
the people that are like did you notice in frozen when Elsa's arm passed through her own head or
whatever and like I did not see that and then they show it and then you're like where is it and then
they point to it and they put it in slow motion I'm like oh that's wild that you saw that thank
you I guess but so I'm sure something like that will come out with this but maybe not like I don't
know like this seemed pretty solid dude Nintendo didn't seem like they were messing around with
this movie well and that's the other thing that made me kind of like be a little more forgiving
of this story is like they were after the 93 thing they were not no one was no one was deviating
at all like you're doing what we say or you're not doing it there is gonna be no movie if you
don't make it exactly how we say you make it so you know that kind of sucks but it's that's fine
it looked at this whole thing was a complete and utter departure from what illumination usually
does like illumination I feel realized real heavily on like fart jokes and there wasn't a
fart joke to be found in this movie like it was really nice yeah it was great like I said
everything looked incredible I cannot say enough good things about how it looked so I mean I'm at
a hundred I know Rose wasn't joking when he said he was at a hundred neither was I okay glad we
agree all right next up we got music and holy shit ten just we're all clear not a joke ten it's
a ten you can't convince me it's not a ten just because of that the peaches song but the freaking
Mario Brothers rap during the commercial dude Mario Brothers rap the again all the like stings
that that went back when they first see when he sees the the the castle and they do the like light
sting of the Mario 64 thing like the like I said the music whenever they touch the flower the star
at the end and they do like the epic version of that like it there there was none of it missed
do and then they had some like good songs too like freaking the holding out for a hero playing that
during Mario's like training sequence like no salt till Brooklyn yeah oh yeah yes dude they like oh
my gosh like that was incredible like every way that they were to incorporate every single
Nintendo song was flawless like when they were down in the in the sewer and you just hear the
net net net like it's so subtle but you you catch it if you're like really listening for it and it
works so freaking well and I know it's it's it's not technically a sound effect but when they had
the dude that voices Mario playing the like little jump man thing and he does he like gets up and
jumps in the position he's like what what it does the noise like it's again I was so happy I wish
they had done more with him but I was just happy to hear og Mario's voice making into that movie
I say og easy he didn't have a voice until that guy right yeah yeah he's always a voice Mario he
has and will always be the voice of Mario yes or I guess in the video game world yeah oh but yeah
do music was on freaking point and that like they did it so elegantly that's what like got me is
they could have just been like okay whatever we got the music just throw it in there but it's like
they did it super subtle it wasn't like super direct but they were able to incorporate like
a little subtle ways just so like you could hear it if you're listening for it but it's just I don't
like a little Easter egg for your ears it was good yeah because it was they did I feel like they
didn't use any like one for ones like they reorchestrated everything for the which again just
very good yeah so I have absolutely no issues giving this a 10 everything like after I was
leaving I was humming little Mario tunes and all that good stuff so I was very pleased all right
next up we got costumes which for this is more character design god dang it dude this is gonna
get way higher than I thought uh it's it's also top of the line right like they did they didn't
do anybody dirty at all uh everything looked so good this also has to be a hundred right like
can it be anything less than that not that I can think no dude it was flawless all like the the
characters adapted so well and I think it just I think it helps that they haven't had to
work from scratch when it came to like a 3d model yeah they it's just they already had a structure
uh because they've been making 3d marios for a while now yeah I mean they obviously updated it
a little bit to fit a little bit better for their animation style but it looked great um yeah like
I was thinking even when they had their hats off like I thought maybe that would look a little bit
funky but that looked good too no that did like holy shit that took me by surprise of how good
I will say the only thing and I'm not like I'm not even going to dock for it because it was just so
minuscule the only thing that threw me off and made me be like it was when they took their gloves off
okay yes when they took their gloves off I was like what are you thinking I know it's like watching
Mickey Mouse without his gloves yeah I was like I appreciate though that they explain like why they
have them no I know they definitely did that was like don't don't let me see your human hands
get out of here with your freaking human hands
oh oh shit which by the way there is also precedent for Mario and Luigi's hat coming off
because I don't know if it happens in any other game well I know it happens in Mario 64 but it
happens a lot too in Odyssey like you can just straight up lose your hat uh well and you're
throwing your hat too because you've got Cappy so you're seeing him with his hat off a lot uh but
yeah human hands no why didn't they why didn't they just take their shoes off too why didn't we
see them in their jammies and their little little toes stretching out like get out of here no yeah
that that would have been odd but I mean like I said I'm not going to dock for that because it
was just such a small part of what this movie was but it was expertly crafted everything looks so good
like I can't think of a single character that I think like looked bad like all of Peach's
costume changes looked good um all the Yoshi's looked amazing Bowser looked amazing the Koopa's
Goombas those weird little not spiky shell guys like everyone looked good and
and I will say this I'm I'm really glad with what are happy with what they did with the blue shells
actually giving it a personality and like a Koopa version yeah yeah that was awesome that was so
cool and all the extras too like all like the Mario family looked great yeah it was I gotta tell you
too though again it was weird I was like I was ready for them to be orphans again uh I did not
expect to see them have a whole big family I'm kind of glad that they do I am too uh I mean it
definitely helped them have that uh thing of like you're you're you're a terrible brother Mario you're
ruining your brother's life Mario yeah you're not the star of this show Mario why are you acting this
way but yeah freaking yeah so good so freaking good all right uh last up we got our own personal
scores Rose you want to take this one first sure um yeah overall god I loved this movie this was
such a great adaptation such a great introduction to um it the story is simplistic but for a Mario
movie I feel it works so well uh the characters are absolutely there how they should be portrayed
the animation is so gorgeous the voice acting is I have very few problems with this one so
I'm gonna be at a 90 solid 90s all right DJ what you think uh I'm not gonna lie like I don't know
that I can add too much to what Rose just said because I feel about the same way and uh I'm going
to split the difference between what Rose said about this movie and what I said about the 93
movie and give this a 93 okay yeah like I have been listen I came in as a cynical old man and now
I am realizing I need to be more childlike and uh uh how the hell is everyone higher than me
and wait a minute so okay no hold up I haven't talked about my score yet shut up sorry I had to
bump myself up kiss my ass I had to bump up a little bit dude freaking this is exactly why I
make you go first sorry man uh so I'm giving it a 91 um I loved this movie I thought it was so much
freaking fun it felt like I was like in the video game and like that's exactly what I want to do
I wanted going into this I didn't feel like everything needed like some crazy explanation
and we didn't get that like I think it worked perfect like all these like little like the
mystery boxes I was like I was wondering like how are they going to incorporate those they didn't
feel out of place whatsoever like I think they easily could have but they didn't it was great
I loved that they incorporated like oh you get this power but if you get hit you lose it
like that was just a stroke of genius I'm just like like they went exactly where video game
movies need to go you either needed go like the route of like the last of us where it's just
a decent adaptation like not a one-for-one or like this which is exactly a one-for-one
and just adding some like extra stuff and this is exactly where I feel um Sonic the Hedgehog 2
was like that felt like a decent one-for-one and it worked like I said it worked incredibly
well in its favor nothing that I disliked about this movie at all um so yeah I'm giving it a 91
I was gonna say I don't know if you if you guys heard this but I heard that they I don't know if
anything's been announced but I want to say Nintendo was like a stay on the lookout for new
Mario properties to be coming out in the next you know whatever time frame uh it don't like
movie wise no it seemed like video game wise so I wonder if like like you were saying like you know
this seemed like a one-for-one like maybe we will get to play some kind of weird uh version of this
movie uh well I'll get to play it uh you won't you can watch videos on YouTube and I'll play it
in real life that kind of is how I have to take in my the content for the consoles I don't have
but listen before I got a ps4 that I watched the entirety of the the newer like god of war games
uh like when that first one came out when he had the kid uh I just watched the whole thing just
watched somebody play the whole entire game because I'm a loser I did it with both the that one and
Ragnarok yeah yeah so I was I was pumped I found I found a YouTube there's a YouTuber that I've I
watch and he has the exact same play style that I do and so it's it's nice to watch him and he
doesn't like narrate through like the cut scenes which is fantastic god if you're out there and
I want to start a gaming YouTube channel stop with the chatter if there's nothing happening
yap away but god in heaven if they're saying something shut your dumb trap yeah like like
he'll make like little comments like if there's something going on he's like oh wow like he'll
make that but then he'll like save it for after like after the cut scene or he'll pause it
and be like whoa did you know this this and this like super crazy and then he'll get back to it but
he doesn't do that very often he usually lets the cut scene play out by the way for those of you
looking at how long this episode is how hilarious is it that the guy who talks the most is like
enough with the yapping uh yeah that's a giant but anyway so that with all that put in um
um going through our categories real quick um also DJ you were significantly nicer to this movie than
you were Super Mario Bros yep I I knew it as soon as I gave the first uh a hundred uh I was like
yeah this is gonna be this is gonna be different than I thought yeah um listen I gotta be honest
you know I I think I was very honest with the 93 movie and I think I was very honest with this
movie as well yeah all right so starting off with our story it averaged out to an 85 uh our writing
got a decent bump uh sitting at a 91.67 our acting took a bit of a dive um but still higher than our
story sitting at an 85.67 our character development was our lowest category and that ended up averaging
to a 73 77.33 our effects were 100 our music was a 10 out of 10 and our costumes were a 10 out of 10
as well and our personal score ended up averaging to a 92 so with all of that the final all bros
letter grade for the Super Mario Bros movie is sorry an a minus hey that's awesome it it barely
cracked it dude oh actually that's not true I was gonna say I forgot our cutoff was 90 but it's
that's yeah so it's good sitting at a 91.45 yeah buddy yeah so that's a lot higher than I thought
it was gonna be that makes me so happy dude same here so I'm excited to see where this one ended up
do gotta say you gotta say what beat it first okay okay okay so like we said this is sitting
at an a minus so all of the movies that I'm about to talk about are a minus movies um
so we're just gonna go five five above five below and then what they like a full percentage
difference looks like so starting off with what it's below it is below the Batman which is at a 91.62
correct it is below Logan which is at a 91.81 also correct it is below our friend which is at a 92.12
it is below the Eternals which is adding 92.25 wait a second was I part of the Eternals?
yeah I knew that one was coming too no you were not you were not a part of the Eternals listen to
me the Eternals was not the hot pile that people like to believe that it is the Eternals was a good
movie was it better than Logan and the Batman absolutely not absolutely not I would take one
above the Super Mario Brothers movie but damn it son it is hey man we found the flaw you've been
saying all these years there's no flaw in our system we found it it's the Eternals
all right well we'll talk about this after because I thought the same thing but I corrected myself
anyway it is also below Elvis which was at a 92.31 I gotta watch Elvis because I can't believe that
it's better than Logan and the Batman like those two movies are objectively maybe the best things
that I've seen with my eyeballs so I can't I gotta watch Elvis doesn't deserve to be there
you really got me messed up with the Eternals dude I can't handle this
dude again so the different seriously the difference between
Logan no okay everything you're gonna say is wrong everything you're gonna listen
the difference between Logan and the Batman is 0.2 percent okay okay the difference between
Eternals and Logan we're hold on I'm doing some serious math here is less than half a percent
yeah again wrong like it's all wrong like there's no version of math okay you can if I say this if
I say the if I say Logan and the Batman are an A- movie yay or nay yes but if I say the Eternals
is an A- movie yay or nay again that's not what you're saying though it's the percentage
I cannot stress how much we are wrong I get it I know you cannot express how wrong you are
oh man okay you did it you did one bad I thought it was Shazam 2 Electric Boogaloo but actually
you or I'm sorry Black Black Adam but no you did Eternals wrong there's no way Caleb I've
when have I ever fought you on this you're wrong it's not the right grade we will be we will be
looking at our our scores all right so anyway so that was what it's below and to get a full
percentage above Super Mario Bros it's 12 movies before you're one full percentage away
and yeah so the the movie that is one percent higher than Super Mario is into the Spider-Verse
all right there you go you're starting to make sense again and then you start heading back down
and you go what dude but going the opposite direction so I need to get to it I really I
really I always thought I always thought that it would only be the movies that it beat that would
be wild I was 100% wrong I was 100% wrong I was as wrong about that as you are about the Eternals
it's not possible all right so going down so what this movie is above and to get a full
a full percentage below there's 17 movies so all right so Super Mario Bros again at a 91.45
is above Coco which is adding 91.4 this is 0.05 percent guys
guys like do you understand how small these margins are you listen you did this Caleb okay
if you did not want this to be scrutinized you shouldn't have gotten so into the weeds
of where these movies end up I know but it's fun and it's better than Coco which I don't think is
true uh Coco for sure had a better story movie but go on what else I I need to think of where
or I'd have to go back to see where Coco scored lower but anyway it's above Creed 3
which is adding 91.31 take your word for it it's above Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
which is adding 91.2 I can agree sorry guys yeah I mean listen go ahead
it is also above Puss in Boots the Last Wish which is adding 91.12 but this is everything listen we
got to do this whole show over again erase it and let's start again because I've never even seen the
movie and I know that's also wrong it shouldn't be ahead of that what is happening Caleb how did it
take this long for everything to fall apart why was it the Mario movie that brought everything
crashing down to the ground this is insanity this is insanity I'm sorry continue is there even
another crazier one under that is it into the spider-verse again somehow uh no um then the other
the or the last one is Once Upon a Time in Hollywood which is adding 91.1 I don't know do
the full percentage I quit I quit the show the full percentage so to get a full percentage below
this movie you're looking at 1917 but by all accounts I've heard I tell you guys didn't expect
it to get this crazy at the end really thought that Vic I you I hope you're listening right now
Vic if you are first of all I love you very much I don't know how you made it this far but me and
you have some retconning to do please come back yeah speaking of your retcons um it's actually
above your your guys's far from home score like just you guys that's hilarious uh
um and also just for shits and giggles because this is a video game movie um it's above Sonic
the Hedgehog 2 I don't know I no don't shake your head yes this is I don't know if this is the sleep
deprivation talking or what but I feel like my whole world has been turned upside down like I am
in a bad version of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air like what is happening nothing makes sense anymore
guys I'm sorry I I'm sorry for my transgressions I don't know what I've done to deserve this
all right so which one so which ones were we arguing listen so the Batman was one no no then
Logan yeah it's the eternal the two that are wild to me one I've seen and one I haven't seen
the eternals is insanity and Puss in Boots is also insanity like the the fact that it is
that the eternals is above the cuckoo bananas and that this movie is above Puss in Boots again
never saw it I've seen it like two clips that equal maybe five minutes and I've seen it like
two clips that equal maybe five minutes and I had more of an emotional outburst than I did during
this entire movie there is no chance that this movie is better than Puss in Boots all right okay
so so check this out so this is comparing it to Logan okay going like individual scores
we scored Logan higher on story it was higher in writing it was higher in acting
it was higher in character development it was lower in effects lower in music lower in costumes
and higher personal score wait now you're saying this was Logan this was Logan was lower in all
of those than the eternals so no oh this is compared to Super Mario Bros oh oh no I don't
have a problem with it being below Super Mario or above oh it was eternals okay it only cares
about okay okay okay okay okay okay here check this out all right this is compared Logan and
the turnals listen to me it's eternals being above the Batman and Logan that's that's insanity
that's insanity and it's the Super Mario Brothers movie being above Puss in Boots that's can't be
it's not possible I'm tearing the thing down I'm exposing the truth this is listen it's time for
your regime to end all right so okay what do you want me to do you want me to compare eternals to
Logan and Batman or Puss in Boots to Super Mario I don't know what I want Caleb it's too late for
me to think clearly anymore I'm just saying anyone who has made it this far what is your what is the
email address to write you at find them at all at what is your channel gmail.com what is your
socials what is your socials at the all bros okay all right so listen to them and no no no don't
no this is my time now you find them and you tell them that I am right all you have to say is
DJ is right they'll know what you mean comment on all their comments do it all DJ is right
that's it hashtag you're crazy something like that DJ we're gonna do something real quick
so which one are you more more upset about with the eternals Logan or Batman
oh now you're really making me freaking cut a baby in half uh
which came which is higher uh what's above what as far as the Batman and Logan so in order
it's the eternals Logan then Batman well here's the thing like I liked Logan from the outset
the Batman was one that like grew on me like the more I thought about that movie the more I realized
what an amazing story it was and I don't know if you're making me choose between the two my
gut reaction is the Batman but so you're you're so you're more upset that eternals is above the
Batman if you're forcing me to pick one then I'll say yes that okay if you give me some nonsense
check this out so 001 stuff it doesn't matter it's still above it you've done this to me all
right so going through eternals so just say which one you think should be higher okay
when I go through the categories so the story who's higher who should be higher who should be
higher uh the Batman okay well we didn't agree on that what about writing also the Batman
okay Batman was higher what about acting I would say uh
I'll be generous and I'll say equal if that's an option or do I have to pick higher lower
I mean you can say equal it's not equal we gave Batman higher Batman I was gonna say Batman is
higher but I think it's like you're dealing with such a bigger ensemble with the eternals I'm
willing to like give them some leeway but I definitely agree that Batman is is higher in
acting but all right character development yeah Batman higher what Batman like we agreed on that
effects uh I would say how about this how about this for a curveball the Batman because it's more
practical stuff and I'm a that's exactly why we gave Batman higher what the hell are you saying
to me are you about to tell me that this was all a big joke like this is all a big late April
fools joke where this is not our music it's Batman what do you think we gave the eternals a little
higher how I mean how name one song from the eternals well I can't you know what you can do
in the Batman though you can go something in the way so try again all right costumes come on son
we know it's Batman like we tied that man it's they tied all right the only okay I didn't I
wasn't paying attention to our personal score and our personal score seems a little skewed
dude it should be 90s it should be mid to high 90s that Batman movie um well no not hold up hold up
hold up hold up hold up I I need to go look who who is because our dude looky I just hold hold on
just chill all right where is Batman hey was it was it brooker did he do a special guest star and
ruin this too like uh I hate Scott Pilgrim but I sure do love and eternals 100 uh was Batman before
after Bob's burgers movie uh that was before before I love on tick tock they had the like
joke I was the asshole oh wait no I wasn't rose was by like one percent
I gave the Batman an 88 which I stand by
rose gave it an 87 wait a second what did you give eternals uh eternals we both gave it 93
hey man you guys are insane we're not all stars you are insane what is happening I'm gonna do my own
I'm gonna do the all-brother gazette about the two freaking psychopaths that give the eternals
give the eternals 90s in the Batman 80s what the Batman scored higher in most other categories
though oh my god well guys it was fun being on my last episode of the all bros uh I can't believe
it ended like this I always thought we'd die in a fire together it's all Caleb's fault rude
anyway so that's where Super Mario ended up in the a-range sorry I didn't mean to make this
along with a significantly like other movies like other movies just you know all the all the non
cowards out there are going to write into you and be like listen DJ talks too much but one thing he
does have is a great point and maybe you guys should revisit the way that you graded the a 93
the both of you get out of here okay I've gone back and rewatch that movie I stand by it
we'll see maybe I should go back and rewatch it because I might have been blindsided in that
movie oh my god this is so good thank you for this I never thought I would disagree so badly
but it's all love all right well that concludes this week's breakdown DJ would you like to tell
everyone where they can find you and the stuff that you should be doing yes my uh my home address
is to no um I I do a podcast with my lovely wife Bethany it's called the untrained eye you can get
it where you're listening right now uh you might be like well it seems like there hasn't been an
episode since January maybe it's not updating just listen to our back catalog while we update uh
because there are plans to continue recording but uh you know life life would be crazy sometimes
uh same thing with I have a solo show I do called dragging the table check that out if you would
like uh some of it's talking to people like interviewing them and some of it's just
embarrassing like audio diary stuff where I probably should just not
have it on the internet how about that that's a lie those episodes are usually pretty great
I mean listen I got a lot of response out of the last one I did a couple months ago so
check that one out I think it's called like unfriended or unfriended uh like the horror movie
I don't know no no I I had a a someone who I had a falling out with like years and years ago
like called me randomly uh I have a very rude to turn off your camera in the middle of me talking
to you rose flash low uh low battery I'm sorry just kidding uh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
I'm just kidding um and like as I was get like preparing to like leave to go out of town the
next day this dude just calls me out of the blue and uh I just I talked about that and my decisions
that I made about him calling I that was weird I didn't I that one I felt like very vulnerable
and I got a lot of uh feedback from that of people that are like yeah man I got like that in my life
blah blah so there you go that's my pitch for the solo thing uh if you want to hear me not talk so
much or maybe talk so much but there's a beautiful woman to go hey shut up stupid uh she doesn't call
me a bit uh listen to the untrained eye it's a it's a fantastic show and I cannot wait for it to
come back it's right there um but we will be posting everything that DJ does in our description
of this episode so definitely go check all their stuff out um but yeah if you like this episode
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where you can find links to everything that we do uh so yeah uh next week though you guys can
look forward to us breaking down cocaine bear so that should be a really fun one hopefully
please reach out to ben and see if he can do that like i don't mean to like
meta guest your people but i feel like bet that is like a tailor-made ben bullman episode
oh i'll hit i'll hit him up for sure so yeah you guys can look forward to that next week
um so yeah until then this has been the all bros podcast i'm caleb and i'm johnson and i'm here too
do and we will catch you guys next week this is so long bye