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What's up bros, I'm Jonathan.

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And I'm Caleb.

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We're a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews out

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there with as little bias as possible.

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Welcome to the all bros.

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This week on the podcast we have nothing for a 4k spotlight and through the wall.

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So we'll be jumping straight into our headliner which will be our breakdown of Cocaine Bear.

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So Caleb, what do you say we get started?

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I say let's do it.

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Hello my name is Brecker Nurse and I want to tell you about my fun horror movie podcast

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called Autopsy for Horror Movie.

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On my show I like to have fun dissecting out what makes a horror movie scary, what worked

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for it, what didn't, what types of fears does it play off of?

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Is it an allegory for any sort of message?

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I don't know but let's find out.

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Also I like to watch slashers.

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I'm a big slasher guy so I'll watch a slasher and do a kill grade for it.

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I will cover the kills and I will tell you how I would grade it based on shock, method,

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style points and a fourth category that is a reflection of the movie.

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Besides those I'll have fun with special topic episodes, commentary tracks, interviews with

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guests including some shutter directors so I just like to have a fun time over here.

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If any of this sounds interesting to you or you just want to come check me out please

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head over to Spotify, Apple Podcasts or anywhere they listen to podcasts and search for Autopsy

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for Horror Movie.

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Also be sure to find me on Instagram at Brucker Horror where you get fun updates and some

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cool little posts that I do.

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Thanks for listening and I hope that you get to enjoy this show and I'll see you on Instagram.

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Alright so like I said we got nothing for 4k spotlight or through the wall so we'll

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be jumping straight into our headliner of the evening.

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Caleb would you like to let everyone know how we break down movies on this podcast?

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I would love to.

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If you are new to our breakdown system we have split movies into 8 different categories

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that we individually score to come to a final All Bros letter grade.

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The 8 categories that we score are story, writing, acting, character development, effects,

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music, costumes and then we give it our own personal score at the very end.

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All of these numbers get magically added up and spit through our algorithm and give us

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a letter grade to compare this movie to others of a similar grade as well as a percentage

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but a percentage doesn't really matter that much.

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It's just more fun for us despite as big of a deal as we make about it because we're stupid

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that way.

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So yeah but before we get into this breakdown we did ask a question of the week and we did

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get quite a few responses so we are very excited for this.

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So the question of the week that we posted was asking what animal drug combo would be

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a good opponent for cocaine bear?

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So we posted this on TikTok and Instagram and like I said we got a few responses.

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The first response that we'll talk about comes from DJ at the untrained eye at untrained

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iPod on Instagram and he had a few.

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So I'll just go one by one and you tell me who you think would win in a fight between

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this animal and cocaine bear.

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Got it.

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Alright we got Heroine Eagle.

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Couldn't hold a straight face for longer than a second on that one.

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I'd still give it to cocaine bear.

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Adderall Badger.

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Cocaine bear but I love these.

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Marijuana crocodile.

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I think I'm going to give it to marijuana crocodile.

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Really?

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Yeah my money's going to be on marijuana crocodile.

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My money would still be on cocaine bear and that's only because I feel like marijuana

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would mellow the crocodile out.

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Uh PCP squirrel.

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Wins it all.

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That's exactly what I thought too.

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I'm like dude PCP squirrel would jack some shit up.

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Alright we have Meth Gator.

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This would be a pretty bitchin' fight.

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Yeah that would be.

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DJ you need to go to Universal and pitch these because god damn these are amazing.

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Dude I wouldn't be surprised if they're already being made as we speak.

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True for how successful this movie was yeah.

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Yeah alright Meth Gator fentanyl peacock.

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Uh peacocks are terrifying as they are so my money would be on peacock?

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I'm still giving it to cocaine bear.

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Alright and then the last one he said alcohol dad.

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Definitely yeah no he fucking cocaine bear up.

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Maybe in his mind as he's getting his neck ripped out.

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Which hey but it still counts.

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Alright DJ you just won the internet for me tonight.

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Alright moving on over to TikTok.

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Like I said we got quite a few responses.

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More responses than suggestions though.

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Wow that's amazing.

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Yeah I know never thought I'd see today.

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But still to anyone that did post a suggestion on there thank you very much we really appreciate

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you but we are focusing on the answers to the question of the week.

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Alright so first response we got was from Mega Michael 800 who says crocodile crocodile?

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The drug named crocodile?

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I'm going to look that up.

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Interesting I like it crocodile crocodile.

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Alright that's a winner I like it.

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Yeah it does say it acts as a sedative so I am going to be giving this to cocaine bear.

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Let's see the next response we got is from Dildo Tickler who said heroin alligator.

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Yeah that would be a really good competition for cocaine bear.

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Yeah I bet that's a freaking coin flip.

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Yeah I would agree.

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Let's see next we got A underscore J underscore M18 who says cocaine yogi bear.

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Oh my god yes.

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Again I think that's a coin flip.

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What if it's cocaine bear versus cocaine yogi bear on heroin boo boo.

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That depends does and this is a spoiler for the movie so skip by this does boo boo have

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to take on the cubs.

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I think I still got to give it to cocaine bear.

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Really you don't think boo boo can take them.

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I don't know boo boo seems a little soft.

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Damn hey in that deleted ending he freaking shot yogi for money.

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You've seen that right?

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Yeah isn't it like a parody or?

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No it was actually like an alternate ending.

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Dude what?

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Alright next response we got is from The Hidden One who said a dragon on crack.

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Yes I'm giving it to the dragon.

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I'm giving it to the dragon too.

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or same thing as a Florida alligator.

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Meth shark I like that.

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You know I'd probably give it to meth shark.

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I'd give it to I think meth shark would have the home field advantage unless they fall

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on land then I think cocaine bears taking it.

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Oh yeah no question.

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Let's see we got one from from Kitties who said cocaine kitten.

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I mean cocaine bear cocaine bear would still win I feel but like if we're talking like

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who we could uh eff up humans more I feel it might be cocaine kitty because you know

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you're getting like the cuteness from it and then all of a sudden just freaking lunges

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at you and just tears you to shreds.

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Let's see next one Funko Fantastic said cocaine raptor.

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So we're in a Jurassic World situation here.

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I'm giving that to raptor.

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I'm giving it to raptor too.

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We got one from Ann Bell who says cocaine shark.

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Same thing with crack what was it crack shark.

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Meth shark.

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Meth shark sorry thank you.

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on land cocaine.

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Yeah let's see we got one from Horror Movie Edits who said I don't know if this was a

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I don't know if he meant coke shark but it's he the misspelling was coke Shrek.

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So I really hope it's coke Shrek.

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I want to see that Shrek is Shrek is fucking cocaine bear up.

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Really yeah.

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He's an ogre man.

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Okay fair enough.

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It'd be it'd be a close fight for sure.

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All right next up we got one from I Love South Park who said man bear pig.

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Man bear pig.

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it'd be a pretty close competition.

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Yeah all right and then let's see we got one from Brody underscore 182 who says steroid

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stallion.

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I'm gonna give it a stallion.

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Dude me too.

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I think a freaking roid rage stallion is freaking snapping cocaine bears neck.

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True that's so true.

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And I'm going to give it to this other one who comes from 583 or Darren Watkins 656 who

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said steroid kangaroo.

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Oh yeah yeah definitely giving it.

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Absolutely giving it to kangaroo.

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That would be an epic fight.

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But cocaine bears getting all types of jacked up.

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So yeah that is all the responses so thank you to everyone that answered our question

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of the week.

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We really appreciate it and we loved these answers.

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Yes those are some great.

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So without further ado let's get into this breakdown.

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Like I said if you have not seen the movie you're probably going to want to watch it

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first.

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I think some of the kills are spoilers for sure.

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I don't think the story overall is necessarily a spoiler but I think some of the kills are.

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So if you don't want those spoiled for you you might want to watch it first.

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It is available on Peacock so definitely go check it out and then come back and listen

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to this.

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Otherwise if you listen beyond this point Rose is about to spoil the entire freaking

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movie for you.

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So without further ado Rose or reading with Rose everyone.

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Alright in 1985 drug smuggler Andrew C. Thornton II drops a shipment of cocaine from his plane.

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He attempts to parachute out with a drug filled duffel bag but knocks himself unconscious

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on the door frame causing him to fall to his death.

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His body lands in Knoxville Tennessee where he is identified by Bob a local detective.

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He concludes that the cocaine is likely from St. Louis drug kingpin Sid White and the remainder

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is missing.

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Meanwhile in the Shahoochee Okoni National Forest I really hope that does not come up

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again in this freaking plot.

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An American black bear eats some of the cocaine becoming highly aggressive and attacking two

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hikers Elsa and Olaf killing the former.

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In northeast Georgia middle schooler Dee Dee lives with her mother nurse Saris.

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Did they pronounce how to say it?

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S-A-R-I.

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Yeah I'm going to say Sarie.

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Sarie okay.

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So Dee Dee lives with her mother nurse Sarie.

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Dee Dee skips school with her best friend Henry in order to paint a picture of the falls

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in the forest.

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On the trail to the falls the pair finds a lost brick of cocaine and ingests some before

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they are attacked by the bear.

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S-A-R-I.

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Ventures into the forest to search for the children with park ranger Liz and Peter a

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wildlife activist.

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The three find Henry clinging to a tree hiding from the bear.

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The bear attacks sending Peter stumbling through a pile of cocaine and slashing Liz in the

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process.

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Attracted to a cocaine coated Peter the bear kills him ignoring Henry.

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Sarie and Henry flee deeper into the forest and Liz sends for help.

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In St. Louis Sid sends his fixer Davey Davide to recover the remaining cocaine.

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Davide travels to Georgia with Eddie Sid's son who has grown depressed following the

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death of his wife and has abandoned his son.

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They arrive in Georgia as does Bob.

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At the forest station Davide gets into a fight with the Dutch Camp's gang, three delinquents

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who cause trouble in the forest.

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After Davide beats them one of the members stash agrees to take Davide and Eddie to recover

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some of the cocaine he stashed in a gazebo.

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Liz arrives back at the station pursued by the bear.

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Liz accidentally kills Ponytail one of the do champs before the bear slaughters Vest

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the other one.

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Paramedics Beth and Tom arrive and collect Liz after a brief skirmish with the bear.

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They leave with Liz in an ambulance but the bear pursues and jumps into the vehicle.

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In the ensuing chaos Tom is killed by the bear while Liz falls out of the ambulance

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and is dragged to death on the road.

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Beth loses control of the ambulance and crashes into a tree causing her to fly through the

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windshield to her death.

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Sarie and Henry discover that Dee Dee left them a trail of paint which they use to track

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her.

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Davide and Eddie are taken to the gazebo but find Bob there with the stashed duffel of

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cocaine.

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The bear appears but Bob distracts it with the bag of coke.

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Bob is suddenly shot fatally by Sid who reveals that he is under pressure by his superiors

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to retrieve the cocaine.

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Sarie and Henry find a mourning Olaf who leads them to Dee Dee's hiding place.

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The bear's cave containing its two cubs revealing that the bear is a mother.

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Olaf leaves and is killed by the bear.

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Sid, Eddie and Davide find the cave which leads out to a ledge behind the falls.

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The bear returns to the cave.

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Sarie, Henry and Dee Dee jump into the water below to safety followed by Eddie and Davide

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who have chosen to quit the drug business together and they all survive.

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However Sid refuses to leave the bag of cocaine found in the cave.

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Eddie shoots and wounds the bear but is unsuccessful in killing it and is disemboweled by the bear

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and her cubs.

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Later Stash hitchhikes to New York with a duffel bag of cocaine while Eddie accompanied by

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Davide and Bob's dog reunites with his son.

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Doolesome

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how little cocaine bears in this movie.

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Yeah, seriously, like what the fuck?

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Like, I didn't care about them, I didn't care that much about the mother and her like, you know.

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Dude, seriously, I could give two shits about-

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Okay, I will say this, the kid Henry was freaking hilarious.

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Oh yeah, I freaking loved that kid.

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Yeah.

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The freaking one, they're like doing the- when they're like freaking eating it,

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I'm just like, you're supposed to snort it or smoke it, but whatever.

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I mean, of course, you know, they don't know that.

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The kid, for the fact when he's just like, oh, this is nothing like the shit I'm used to.

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Oh my god.

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Like that, yeah.

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I like how he was the best part.

279
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I love the part where he was like, trying to see if he was going to get in trouble.

280
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Yeah.

281
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I mean, you got to give him like props for like, not trying to make it sound that obvious,

282
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but like also like, yeah.

283
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Like for a little kid explaining like how to get out of it without like straight up telling an adult,

284
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yeah, me and your daughter did cocaine.

285
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Like he did a pretty good job, I feel.

286
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He did a horrible job.

287
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I'm just like, dude, you oversold this.

288
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Like she's super on to you, dude.

289
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What?

290
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I don't know what you're talking about.

291
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I think the- I don't know.

292
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Like, again, I think you covered it.

293
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They had two stories going on and neither of them were super compelling.

294
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I think the drug one with like David and Eddie, I think that was a little bit more interesting than Ceres and like the mother and kid one.

295
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It was.

296
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And I think it's just, I feel, because I actually really like O'Shea Jackson Jr. and what is it?

297
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Alden Enric, isn't that his name?

298
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Yeah.

299
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I actually liked them together.

300
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I thought they were actually pretty good together.

301
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I mean, frickin' Alden kind of was annoying at first because, God, he was so bitchy.

302
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But I learned, as the movie went on, I learned to like him.

303
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So those two, that was good.

304
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And especially the whole frickin', once he beats the shit out of those three guys and he just won't, he can't get off the, man, this was my favorite frickin' jersey.

305
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And now it's got blood all over it.

306
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Like that was good.

307
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Like there were moments that like I enjoyed, like I laughed.

308
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Like there was a frickin', like when the one kid opens the door of the frickin' ranger station and he's just like, oh, fuck, that's a bear.

309
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And the frickin', what's the ranger's name?

310
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Just literally shoots him point blank through the head.

311
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I'm like, oh, shit.

312
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Dude, that was hilarious.

313
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I did not see that.

314
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That was great.

315
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That was like my biggest like jaw dropping moment.

316
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Dude, I figured, I will say this, I did think like, okay, he's gonna get shot.

317
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But I didn't think he was gonna get blasted through the frickin' brain like that.

318
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Yes, seriously.

319
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Like, God damn.

320
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Dude, that was frickin' hilarious.

321
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Like my, like I love that.

322
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My favorite bit in this though was when Sid showed up and he asked, or Eddie like meets up with Eddie and he's just like, yo, where's Gabe?

323
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And he's like, he's at home watching TV.

324
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Like, because he's in like St. Louis.

325
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And then when they go and are meeting up with Detective Springs while he's on the top of the, what's it called, gondola?

326
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Gazebo.

327
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Gazebo, yeah.

328
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When he's on top of the gazebo and what's her face?

329
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Officer Reba comes in and she's like, wait, where's my dog?

330
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And he's like, oh, sorry, it's in the car.

331
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And Sid's like, you left her in the car?

332
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Like you left a dog in the car?

333
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You left my son in St. Louis.

334
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Okay, with her, could you see that coming a mile away?

335
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Her actually working for the bad guys?

336
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Once she appeared?

337
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Yeah.

338
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Absolutely.

339
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Okay.

340
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Sorry, that's what I meant.

341
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I thought, yeah, once she appeared, like, yeah, I'm like, okay, she's totally working for the bad guy here.

342
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Like super obvious, but I thought she was just like the plot device to drop off Bob's dog.

343
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I would have probably liked that better.

344
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Yeah, like I don't think she needed to be in it too much.

345
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I think there was a lot of unnecessary care.

346
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Yeah, because like literally like after they let her, you know, run away when they're in the cave, like nothing else happens with her.

347
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That's it.

348
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Yeah.

349
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So she's seriously there to bring the dog to Eddie.

350
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Yeah, that's literally her plot device, not plot device, her whole, her whole, wow, her whole plot, her whole character plot.

351
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And we will be getting into this with, with, I guess, character development, because this wasn't really a horror, was it?

352
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I don't know.

353
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We got a lot of killing.

354
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Yeah, but does killing equal horror?

355
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,640
I mean, what do they even classify this as?

356
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I'm looking at that too.

357
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A comedy thriller.

358
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Okay, so yeah, it's not a horror movie.

359
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Yeah, so we'll still be talking about character development here.

360
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Okay, well, that's, you know, that's not going to go well.

361
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So, I mean, story wise, the, like you said, human characters, I could give two shits about.

362
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Yeah.

363
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There was no story that was interesting enough to me.

364
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The only thing I wanted to see was the Cocaine Bear jacking people up.

365
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There wasn't enough of it.

366
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Yeah, there absolutely wasn't enough of it.

367
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This was like a super below average story, dude.

368
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Yeah.

369
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I'm sorry, I'm at like 65.

370
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I'm not much higher than that.

371
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I think honestly, maybe a 66 if I'm being real nice here.

372
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It's just there wasn't anything to like care about here.

373
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Like you don't see the only thing that I really, they just, they needed to pick a storyline.

374
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Dude, seriously though, straight up.

375
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I personally would have gotten rid of Sari and I would have, yeah, I would have gotten rid of her story completely.

376
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I probably would have stuck Dee Dee's and Henry, but just because I like Henry's character a lot.

377
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Either I would have like, actually I might have gotten rid of Dee Dee because Dee Dee was freaking worthless in this too.

378
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I would have like had this, had a focus on Henry and maybe Henry meets up with with David and Eddie.

379
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Ooh, okay.

380
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And then like kind of dealing with that kind of replacing Stash.

381
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Ooh, I like that, okay.

382
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:08,640
Yeah, so I would have, I probably would have just rearranged everything, gotten rid of some unnecessary characters and whatnot,

383
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:16,640
but they did not give us a compelling story whatsoever.

384
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,640
No, they did not.

385
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Like anytime there was no cocaine bearer, I was just, I want some cocaine bearer.

386
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:29,640
No, like seriously, like don't get me wrong, like these, I know it's not a horror movie,

387
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but you know, like these kind of movies, we, most people just come to, you know, get people, get brutally murdered.

388
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That's usually what they come to.

389
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That's what a lot of people come to, you know, like Friday the 13th, Halloween movies, shit like that.

390
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I don't know, for me, they still make the story very interesting,

391
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so I'm still invested in the other characters that are not Michael Myers.

392
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So I still have a good time when Michael Myers is not literally obliterating the people that are on screen.

393
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,640
Yeah, with this, I could just give two fucks less.

394
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The story didn't need to be anything grand or good or whatever.

395
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It just had to be like an average story and they overcomplicated it.

396
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I think that's the main issue here. It's just over complication and it just didn't work in anyone's favor.

397
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Yeah, I don't need to know where exactly the cocaine is coming from.

398
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I don't need to know that.

399
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,640
Well, okay, like where it started from.

400
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I think you need that.

401
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:35,640
Okay, that's true. Okay. Maybe like from what, I didn't really need to know like how it's bouncing from people to people.

402
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That, yes. I will definitely agree with you there.

403
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I think you do need that sense of urgency from Sid on like for David and Eddie to hunt that stuff down.

404
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Yeah.

405
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But yeah, I would have gotten rid of the sorry storyline.

406
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Yeah, I can definitely agree with that.

407
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The other ones I probably would have kept.

408
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I mean, like ultimately when you think about it, like what happens if you cut sorry, Dee Dee, and Henry from this movie?

409
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Absolutely nothing. The same story happens.

410
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,640
Yep.

411
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Almost to a tee, except Sid doesn't have someone to be like, who's that behind the rock?

412
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,640
Yeah, that's true.

413
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Like it's a bullshit plot line that could have been cut completely.

414
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I was much more interested, like if you wanted to focus more on Detective Springs, David and Eddie,

415
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and then bring Sid in later, like exactly like you did with like a little side plot with Ranger Liz and Peter, have at it.

416
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But I think this other bullshit like, I kept forgetting that she was, that Dee Dee was missing,

417
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or like that that whole plot was happening. I was just like, oh, sweet kills. And then it's like, Dee Dee. Oh, yeah.

418
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,640
Oh, yeah. I forgot that is a plot.

419
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Yeah, it's just that could have been cut completely. And because it wasn't completely frickin ruined the movie.

420
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Yeah, I agree.

421
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:25,640
Also, I kind of I do feel like the Cubs might have been a little unnecessary.

422
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That's fair. I mean, they were adorable, like watching them hopped up on cocaine. That was frickin hilarious.

423
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:39,640
But yeah, they like to have a little comment. They look like tiny little polar bears.

424
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That was great.

425
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And you know, it's cool watching them literally after the mom slices Sid slices his stomach open.

426
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Or literally just chowing down on his intestines. So that was cool. But yeah, if you if you took them out of it, wouldn't make any difference.

427
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:10,640
Yeah. I think they just needed they needed more killing in this. It's basically what this comes down to.

428
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:19,640
Again, like the story didn't need to be anything extravagant or good, but it could have been a little bit better.

429
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,640
Yeah, agreed.

430
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:29,640
All right, moving on over to writing. I will say the writing is a lot better.

431
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,640
It is. Yeah, I can definitely agree with that.

432
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:39,640
I think a lot of the jokes and shit that they threw in here were frickin hilarious. Oh, yeah.

433
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,640
Said anything with Henry is frickin comedic.

434
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Henry was in credible as a character, dude. Like that kid's delivery was awesome.

435
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It was like I frickin loved everything they did.

436
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Like I loved how he's like up in the tree and he's just like that bears f'd up or like how he was talking about like he's done drugs before and shit like that.

437
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:18,640
Like that shit was so funny. Was it him that said like was it him that says no bears can climb trees or was that someone else?

438
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I forget who says that, but someone says, oh, I think it's him. OK, bears can't climb trees.

439
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And then I don't know if it's like Peter that like goes along with it because he frickin like climbs the shit out of that other tree.

440
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:42,640
Yeah, he does. Which I mean, I will get into his death here in a second when it comes to acting.

441
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:48,640
But yeah, I mean, writing wise, I think a lot of the humor was on point.

442
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:54,640
I had very little problems with it. No, I agree.

443
00:32:54,640 --> 00:33:01,640
Like I wasn't like frickin like laughing my ass off, but I got a good couple of chuckles in this one.

444
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:08,640
Oh, yeah, for sure. I'm I'm personally at the higher end of 70s.

445
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:17,640
OK, like I might be around a 77 because again, it's the writing wasn't anything Oscar worthy or whatever.

446
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:24,640
But it was exactly where a movie like this should be, which is in the 70s range above average.

447
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:32,640
No, actually, I might even be a little bit nicer. I might go seventy nine. I'm going to be a little then you had a seventy five.

448
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:37,640
But I definitely agree with what you're saying. Yeah, I mean, that's totally fair.

449
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:48,640
That is absolutely fair. Moving on over to acting, we had a pretty star studded cast for this one.

450
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We had Kerry Russell, who plays Sari Alden Ehrenreich, who plays Alden Enrich.

451
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:09,640
Enrich. I think so. Yeah. Alden Enrich, who plays Eddie O'Shea Jackson Jr., who plays David Ray Leota, who plays Sid White.

452
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:29,640
Isaiah Whitlock Jr., who plays Detective Bob Springs, Brooklyn Prince, who plays Dee Dee, Christian Convery, who plays Henry, Margot Martindale, who plays Ranger Liz, and Jesse Tyler Ferguson, who plays Peter.

453
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Then I will also include Aaron Holliday, who played Stash, one of the teens, just because I feel like he did have a decent size part.

454
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That's fair. I can definitely agree with that.

455
00:34:44,640 --> 00:35:00,640
Yeah, so all right, let's do top three. Yeah, so top three actors and maybe like the favorite and least favorite kill.

456
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:14,640
Okay, so top three. Number three, I'd give to Alden Ehrenreich. Really enjoyed his performance. Like I said, he was whiny at first, but it made sense for his character.

457
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But I definitely enjoyed his performance as it went on, especially the whole when the bear collapses on him.

458
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And he says it's a girl and they're like, how the hell do you know that? He's like, because her vagina is in my ear.

459
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:36,640
That show was great. Number two, I would give to O'Shea Jackson Jr.

460
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:42,640
Really enjoyed his performance. I thought he was hilarious in this one.

461
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,640
Yeah, I just had a good time watching him whenever he was on screen.

462
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:58,640
But number one, I got to give to Christian Convery, who played Henry, because this kid knows comedic timing with what he was given for lines.

463
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:08,640
Loved him every single time that he was on screen. The best part of this movie to me, besides the kills with the bear.

464
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:12,640
So yeah, that would be my top three.

465
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:20,640
Dude, that kid hasn't been in a whole lot. Really? I hope he freaking gets more because kid is really good.

466
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:30,640
He's really freaking good. I don't know if you've watched it, but he's in a Netflix series called Sweet Tooth.

467
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:38,640
I have not. It's produced by Robert Downey. Oh, pretty good show.

468
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:46,640
It's a weird show, but it's good. He's actually one of the better parts of that show.

469
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:53,640
Nice. So you said least favorite kill and favorite kill?

470
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,640
Yeah, least favorite and favorite kill.

471
00:36:55,640 --> 00:37:11,640
Okay, I would say my least favorite was... So it was one of the kids that he was at the ranger station.

472
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:21,640
He was like the first one that we're introduced to with like the hat that he had pointed up.

473
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,640
I'm pretty sure that was Stash.

474
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,640
That was? No, it was another one.

475
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,640
You think it was Vest?

476
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:49,640
Yeah, it was Vest. I think his kill was probably my least favorite just because I feel the only thing that was shown before he gets mutilated by the bear is literally the bear doesn't like break through the window and the claw goes over his face.

477
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,640
Yeah, and that's all you see.

478
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:57,640
Until later on you see he got mutilated, his head got cut off and everything.

479
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,640
So the fact that we don't see him getting killed, I would say that's my least favorite.

480
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:05,640
The aftermath is freaking brutal as all hell and I loved that.

481
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:09,640
But considering we don't see it, I would give that to my least favorite.

482
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:15,640
Favorite though...

483
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:22,640
Can I say it's like all three of like when they're in the freaking ambulance because like all of them are just awful.

484
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:26,640
Oh my gosh, dude. I'll take that.

485
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:35,640
Okay, I would give it to yeah, especially freaking Margot Martindale, her ranger Liz.

486
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:36,640
Holy...

487
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:42,640
Freaking just literally just murder being dragged across the pavement because oh my god, oh hell no.

488
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,640
Dude, that was so hard to watch.

489
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:53,640
Yeah, that was ridiculous.

490
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:57,640
Oh, good choices though.

491
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,640
All right, my top three actors.

492
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:06,640
I'm going to give O'Shea Jackson Jr. my number one spot.

493
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:14,640
I thought he did incredibly well and with everything that he did and dude, I'll say this.

494
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:21,640
I've never felt like he's looked like his dad until this movie.

495
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,640
He looks so straight out of Compton.

496
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,640
I haven't seen straight out of Compton.

497
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:27,640
Oh, okay.

498
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:31,640
Yet it is on my list of movies to watch.

499
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:32,640
I recommend it.

500
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:37,640
Yeah, but out of all the other stuff I've seen, everyone's like, oh yeah, that's Ice Cube's kid.

501
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,640
I'm like, is it though?

502
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,640
This like absolutely confirmed.

503
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:43,640
I love that.

504
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,640
Is it though?

505
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:52,640
Okay, not trying to say anything like negative there for any of you that like thought I was being an asshole.

506
00:39:52,640 --> 00:40:00,640
No, this is just like he doesn't look quite like his dad or as much like his dad like as everyone else seems to believe.

507
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,640
He looked very much like his dad in this movie.

508
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,640
If you think that like, yeah, watch straight out of Compton.

509
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,640
He's like the spitting image of his dad in that one.

510
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,640
Okay, fair enough.

511
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,640
But I will say this.

512
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,640
He freaking out acts his dad.

513
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,640
You know what?

514
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,640
That's yeah, I could agree with that.

515
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,640
I love Ice Cube, but he's not the greatest actor.

516
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,640
He is such a good freaking actor, dude.

517
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,640
He needs to get more work.

518
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,640
Dude, he sold everything.

519
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:42,640
Like I loved like when he freaking lost his fingers when he's like calling the truce with the freaking detective on the gazebo.

520
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:43,640
That was great.

521
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,640
Freaking all that shit, dude.

522
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,640
All of that was so freaking good.

523
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:52,640
Like I had such a good time with his character.

524
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:57,640
My number two, I'm going to give to Christian Convery, who's played Henry.

525
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:05,640
I thought the kid was hilarious and he helped make this movie worth watching.

526
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:11,640
And then my number three, I'll also give to Alden Enrique.

527
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:12,640
I thought he did a good job.

528
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,640
Like you said, same issues.

529
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:19,640
Felt he was a little whiny, but he did get better.

530
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,640
And he actually had some like really funny shit to do.

531
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:28,640
Like when the bear came and like just lay down on top of him, like that shit was really funny.

532
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:36,640
Especially the fact that he freaking just puts David's fingers just in his jacket pocket.

533
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,640
It's like, I'll just hold on to these.

534
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,640
OK.

535
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,640
Yeah, I love that whole interaction.

536
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:46,640
Just like, can I like get those for him?

537
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:52,640
And the freaking like stashes reaction is like, like, how did that even happen?

538
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:57,640
It's like they're not even next to each other.

539
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:58,640
Freaking hilarious.

540
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:03,640
So I loved, loved that shit.

541
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:04,640
All right.

542
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:12,640
Least favorite kill, I'm going to give to Peter, our Jesse Tyler Ferguson's character.

543
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:13,640
That's fair.

544
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:25,640
And this is why it I think it could have led into one of my favorites, but we don't really get to see what happened to him.

545
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,640
Like, not really.

546
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:37,640
Like, so for those of you who haven't seen it, the cocaine bear is climbing up the tree trying to get to Henry.

547
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:50,640
But Peter had just crawled through a mountain of cocaine and saw the bear and like leaped up this other tree.

548
00:42:50,640 --> 00:43:00,640
And so when cocaine bear got up to the top where Henry was, he started or she started sniffing around and smelled Peter that was covered in cocaine.

549
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:07,640
So she jumps down, starts climbing up Peter's tree and starts attacking him.

550
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:13,640
And so you kind of see, see her take a bite out of his thigh.

551
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:14,640
And then that's it.

552
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,640
The rest of the time it's you.

553
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,640
All you see is like Henry climbing down the tree.

554
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:20,640
Sorry.

555
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:24,640
And Henry like having like a little conversation before hauling ass.

556
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:28,640
And so that entire time you hear Peter just sit in there screaming.

557
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:32,640
But it wasn't like it didn't feel real.

558
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:37,640
Like it just kind of felt like you sit there going, like whiny.

559
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:42,640
It just like, dude, you're getting your body torn apart.

560
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:43,640
Yeah.

561
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:51,640
And then like, like after Henry and sorry, run away.

562
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:56,640
You just see his body like collapse on the ground and then his leg.

563
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,640
It just was lame.

564
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:06,640
It's like I wonder if Elizabeth Banks has a foot because that is when it comes to kills.

565
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:07,640
Yeah.

566
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:14,640
When it comes to mutilated body parts, that's literally the one thing that you always see is the person's foot.

567
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:19,640
Dude, so Elizabeth Banks, you got some explaining to do.

568
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,640
I don't know what it is, dude.

569
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,640
I do not know what it is.

570
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:28,640
It's I didn't like it.

571
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:36,640
I think that that all of that shit could have been done significantly better.

572
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:37,640
I'm trying to see.

573
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:42,640
Has she done other directing work or at least in terms of horror?

574
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:43,640
I don't think so.

575
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:50,640
The only other movie I can remember the two movies I can remember that she's directed besides this are Pitch Perfect 2, the reboot of Charlie's Angels.

576
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,640
And we both felt about that.

577
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:57,640
Try like looking back just to see if she's done any other horror stuff.

578
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:02,640
The only other thing that she's been in was Brightburn.

579
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:04,640
I heard that movie sucked.

580
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,640
It actually wasn't bad.

581
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:07,640
Oh, really?

582
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:08,640
Oh, yeah.

583
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,640
Everyone said it sucked.

584
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,640
I disagree.

585
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:15,640
All right.

586
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:20,640
I found it to be really terrifying.

587
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,640
That's Zac Efron's in that, right?

588
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:28,640
Wait, no, I'm thinking of a I'm thinking of a way different movie.

589
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,640
Brightburn. What was that one?

590
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,640
Brightburn's Evil Superman.

591
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:34,640
That's what OK.

592
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,640
I'm sorry.

593
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,640
I was thinking of Firestarter.

594
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:39,640
Yeah.

595
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,640
I haven't heard good things about Firestarter.

596
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,640
OK.

597
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:44,640
Yeah, I'm sorry.

598
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,640
No, I've heard I've heard mixed things about Brightburn.

599
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,640
But for the most part, yeah, people actually did enjoy that one.

600
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:51,640
Brightburn's a good one.

601
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,640
If you get a chance to.

602
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:54,640
I still need to watch it.

603
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:55,640
Very good.

604
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,640
I think it might be on HBO.

605
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:58,640
Let me just check real quick.

606
00:45:58,640 --> 00:45:59,640
Oh, sweet.

607
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,640
OK.

608
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:01,640
No, it's not.

609
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:02,640
Damn it.

610
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:08,640
I've been wanting to buy it on Blu-ray or 4K, but it like is never on a good sale price.

611
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,640
Highly recommend.

612
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:15,640
It it kind of has that Man of Steel vibe to it.

613
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:20,640
But horror and it's freaking terrifying.

614
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,640
OK.

615
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:22,640
So check it out.

616
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,640
Yeah.

617
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:28,640
Anyway, get like get back on track.

618
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:37,640
Yeah, I think the fun thing about doing horror movies or thrillers or whatever this is.

619
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:45,640
And like you making this a comedy thriller, you can take the artistic liberties to get

620
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,640
really creative with these kills.

621
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:54,640
This was no more creative than any other bear attack scene that I've ever seen.

622
00:46:54,640 --> 00:47:04,640
Like it's someone getting like ripped up by a bear clawed at like where was the creativity?

623
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:10,640
I think the most creative that she got was with the frickin bear mauling the dude in

624
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,640
the ambulance.

625
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,640
Yeah.

626
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:21,640
Like that was hilarious for that was honestly my favorite scene.

627
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:29,640
Yeah, which kind of like ties into my my favorite, which is exactly the same one as yours.

628
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,640
Ranger Liz.

629
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,640
That was so difficult to watch, dude.

630
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:38,640
Yeah, so like I saw what was happening.

631
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,640
Like when she tipped over, I was like, oh, this this is going to suck.

632
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,640
And then they showed her scraping.

633
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:47,640
Oh, my gosh.

634
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,640
Like I couldn't watch, dude.

635
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:57,640
Like I turned away just like, oh, it was brutal.

636
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,640
And that's what I feel like this should have been.

637
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,640
It should have been way more brutal than it was.

638
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,640
Yeah, exactly.

639
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:05,640
I will say this.

640
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:09,640
The only thing that made me even feel like this was somewhat of a horror movie was when

641
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:16,640
the paramedic opened that door and you see cocaine bear come out of the shadows.

642
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,640
Yeah, that was terrifying.

643
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,640
That was very terrifying.

644
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:25,640
So, oh, my gosh.

645
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:30,640
Anyway, so where are you sitting with acting?

646
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:37,640
Just because I honestly enjoyed basically everyone except for and it's nothing against her.

647
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,640
What was her name?

648
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:44,640
Nothing against Carrie Russell, like great actress, but she didn't really get a lot to do in this movie.

649
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,640
Her character is not well written.

650
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:51,640
I don't think that's yeah, I don't think the like being in this is her fault.

651
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,640
It's not what she was given to do.

652
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,640
And it's just it wasn't a lot.

653
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,640
I've seen her do much better stuff.

654
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:02,640
Yeah, fine actress, just horrible written role, horribly written role.

655
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:07,640
Yeah, and it just like it came off like really dry.

656
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,640
Yeah.

657
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:17,640
Like even when she like when they ran into Dee Dee, like I couldn't it was hard to feel that emotion from her.

658
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:23,640
Like you just found your daughter who you thought was dead alive.

659
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,640
Yeah.

660
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,640
Like I'd be losing my frickin mind.

661
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,640
No, yeah, same here.

662
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:35,640
So I think I'm going to be at a I'll be at an eighty one.

663
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,640
Yeah, I'm going to be a little bit lower.

664
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,640
Like I didn't quite crack the eighties.

665
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,640
I think I'm going to be around a seventy eight.

666
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,640
That's fair.

667
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,640
Everyone did like an adequate job.

668
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:58,640
There were definitely some highlights above, but I don't think a lot of these people got to do their best work.

669
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:01,640
Agreed.

670
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:06,640
And like most of these actors, I really, really liked.

671
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:11,640
And I got to say, I love Ray Liotta.

672
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:15,640
This was not my favorite movie.

673
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:20,640
And if this was his last movie, it's not he has another movie coming out this year.

674
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:21,640
He does.

675
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,640
OK, I really hope it's a good one, because I mean, may he rest in peace.

676
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,640
Amazing actor.

677
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:29,640
But yeah, this wasn't OK because I forgot about his performance.

678
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:32,640
So I'm actually going to knock mine down to a dude.

679
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:37,640
Actually, he has three movies that are coming out soon.

680
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:44,640
Two of them are in post-production right now and one of them is coming out in twenty or later this year.

681
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:45,640
Hmm.

682
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:49,640
Which is, oh, it's that movie with Charlie Day.

683
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,640
The Fool's Paradise one.

684
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,640
Oh, oh, yeah.

685
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:55,640
Yeah.

686
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,640
So he's going to be in that and he has two other movies that are coming out.

687
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:02,640
One's another thriller and then another is a drama.

688
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:03,640
OK, cool.

689
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:09,640
But yeah, I love Ray Liotta, but I again, I just don't think he was given his best work here.

690
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:10,640
No, he was not.

691
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,640
Just really unfortunate.

692
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,640
He's been a way better comedies like Wild Hogs.

693
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,640
Oh, my gosh. I love Wild Hogs.

694
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,640
Yeah, I love him in that movie.

695
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:20,640
All right.

696
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:27,640
Next up, we got character development, which I mean, there's not one person that we could really focus on.

697
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,640
It's just any development whatsoever.

698
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:39,640
I mean, at least, I mean, David and shit, what's Alden's character's name?

699
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:40,640
Eddie.

700
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:46,640
Eddie, you know, at the end of the movie, they leave the drug.

701
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:47,640
Well, actually, I'm sorry.

702
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,640
Eddie was already out of the drug business.

703
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:53,640
So I guess David decides to leave the drug business at the end of the movie.

704
00:51:53,640 --> 00:52:01,640
So I guess with that, he's finally realizing that it's not a good business to be in.

705
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:04,640
So I guess that's some character development.

706
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:08,640
Not much like they didn't.

707
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,640
You know what?

708
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:22,640
I feel like it's a little unfair to rate this movie and get like in terms of character development, knowing that it's not going to be very good.

709
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:23,640
So just do logic.

710
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:29,640
I think we should do logic because this was walking the horror line.

711
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:30,640
It was.

712
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:32,640
I agree.

713
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:39,640
Yeah, if we're doing logic, then considering that, you know, I mean, this is actually based on true events.

714
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:50,640
Like, yeah, a lot was stretched to make a make a story because I want to say that it said that the bear.

715
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,640
Sorry, I want to I actually want to read.

716
00:52:53,640 --> 00:53:01,640
I almost like if it wasn't so late when I watched Cocaine Bear, I probably would have watched the documentary afterward.

717
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,640
Dude, I didn't even know there was one. I should have.

718
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,640
Yeah, it's called Cocaine Bear, a true story.

719
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:11,640
Oh, so it was like right after the after on Peacock.

720
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,640
I missed that for some reason.

721
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:20,640
See, it says the Cocaine Bear was a 175 pound American black bear that fatally overdosed on cocaine in 1985.

722
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:25,640
The cocaine had been dropped by drug smugglers in the wilderness in Tennessee, United States.

723
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:30,640
The bear was found dead in northern Georgia and was stuffed and displayed at a mall in Kentucky.

724
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:34,640
So I did the bear attack anyone?

725
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:40,640
No, it's not. It's not known if anything actually happened with that.

726
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:43,640
Well, that's bullshit.

727
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:48,640
Because I think Elizabeth Banks touched on that.

728
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,640
I know she gender swapped the bear.

729
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,640
Oh, she did? Yeah.

730
00:53:53,640 --> 00:54:07,640
See, it says the film's plot differs from real life events in a number of ways, notably the real life Cocaine Bear is not known to have killed anyone after consuming drugs and what transpired in the film leading up to its death from overdose is unknown.

731
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:12,640
Okay, so it doesn't sound like anything happened then.

732
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:21,640
Yeah, it says in an interview with Variety's Adam B. Varie, Banks stated that this movie could be seen as that bear's revenge story.

733
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:22,640
Okay.

734
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:26,640
I think she's reading too much into her own bullshit.

735
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,640
Yeah, she is.

736
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:33,640
Like, don't get me wrong, freaking love you Elizabeth Banks, but really?

737
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,640
Yeah, like, come on.

738
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:41,640
Just say it was a bullshit movie. We'll believe you. We'll still go see it.

739
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:44,640
Yeah, exactly.

740
00:54:44,640 --> 00:55:02,640
So like, you know, like, thinking about all that logic and everything, like, I feel that it does a decent job. I mean, like, it's hard to like, I feel really like, you know, bears kill people, they're very brutal if like, you know, you piss off a bear.

741
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:08,640
Add cocaine into that? Yeah, definitely a bear is going to be more aggressive than it usually is.

742
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:16,640
And I feel for the most part when it comes to the deaths, like, it is definitely portrayed well.

743
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:24,640
I don't, any way that the bear kills someone in this movie, it doesn't feel out of something that could actually happen in real life.

744
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:34,640
Taking, even taking away the cocaine, because bears are very giant creatures, they're very aggressive, and they're scary as hell.

745
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:44,640
And so the way that people are killed in this movie, yeah, I'm not, I can absolutely see.

746
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:48,640
Yeah. So logic's pretty good.

747
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,640
Yeah, I will say this.

748
00:55:51,640 --> 00:56:02,640
I was hoping that they were going to play off of the whole, the bear situation.

749
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:10,640
Not the situation. So the whole saying with between brown bears and black bears.

750
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:17,640
Like, have you heard like? Yeah, yeah, they say it in the movie. I'm like, I've never heard that before.

751
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:26,640
Yeah, so I just looked it up real quick and it's on the National Park Service website, not freaking Wikipedia.

752
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:34,640
If that was, dude, I was just like, I read that. I was like, oh, OK, cool.

753
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:39,640
And it's like sourced by Wikipedia. And I'm like, oh, well, it's probably bullshit then.

754
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:49,640
So this is on the National Park Service website. If you encounter a brown bear, you play dead.

755
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:59,640
But if you encounter a black bear, you have to beat the ever living shit out of it.

756
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:03,640
End quote. Is that exactly what it says?

757
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:15,640
I wish, no. It says, if a if a black bear charges and attacks you in all caps, fight back with everything you have.

758
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:25,640
Do not play dead. Direct punches and kicks at the bear's face and use any weapon like rocks, branches or bear sprites to defend yourself.

759
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,640
All right.

760
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:39,640
So this is something I wish they would have played up on. I would have liked someone to fight this bear.

761
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:42,640
Because honestly, when they display that on screen, they're just like sourced from Wikipedia.

762
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:48,640
I'm like, OK, like it's got to come back into play. Like it's got to become like a funny joke, right? No, it doesn't.

763
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,640
Missed a good opportunity, I feel.

764
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:57,640
They missed a damn good opportunity. And I think they needed someone else that was hyped up on cocaine.

765
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,640
Yeah.

766
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:04,640
So I. I feel like that I missed opportunity there.

767
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:14,640
Logic wise, though, I will agree with you. I mean, it's nothing special. It's like they follow their rules pretty decent.

768
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:26,640
I do think that they kind of at least with the interaction between Ranger Liz and Peter, like right before Peter, like climb the tree and everything,

769
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:33,640
I do feel like that, like the whole bear situation was a little too ninja like for me.

770
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:40,640
So I'm probably going to dock for that. But I mean, everything else, they did a decent job.

771
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:47,640
I'll be about like an eighty seven. I'll match on that.

772
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:51,640
All right. Next up, we got effects.

773
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,640
What do you think about the CGI on the bear?

774
00:58:54,640 --> 00:59:00,640
It looked decent. Like some shots looked great. Yeah, some shots looked really good.

775
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:04,640
But then some shots I'm like, oh, I can definitely tell that bear is not there.

776
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:11,640
Very much so. I think Peter's death was very obviously CGI.

777
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:13,640
Oh, yeah, definitely.

778
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:19,640
The one that stands out to me is when he's when the bears coming out of the shadows and at the ranger station.

779
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:24,640
Like that was awesome. Yeah, that looked really good.

780
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:33,640
Honestly, I don't even know if it's like really I think just like for some reason it stood out to me because it looks like like the when the bear like first

781
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,640
crawls out to where the kids see him sees her.

782
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:46,640
Sorry. For some reason, the way that the bear was like opening its mouth, it looked like there was a there was like something in its mouth or like a hole or some shit like that.

783
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:49,640
I don't know why. I know that too.

784
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:57,640
OK, so that scene had an effect on me definitely when it came to the animation on the bear.

785
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:04,640
Yeah, I mean, it wasn't it definitely wasn't like top notch like blockbuster quality.

786
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:12,640
But no, but for how little of a budget they had was 30 million, I think, which I guess that's not little.

787
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,640
Yes, 30 to 35 million. So I mean, it's not little.

788
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:18,640
But for you know, for this kind of movie, that's still pretty good.

789
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:22,640
I feel that for the most part, the bear did look pretty decent.

790
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:29,640
Yeah, I mean, not a whole lot to complain about. I mean, but I mean, still wasn't like top notch.

791
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:33,640
I think this is maybe in the low 80s. Yeah, I can agree with that.

792
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:37,640
Like, I think I'm at like an 82. I was thinking about it in 81.

793
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:42,640
So all right. Next up, we got music.

794
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:46,640
The soundtrack for this wasn't half bad. Yeah, it was as long as that they did play.

795
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:52,640
Yeah, I don't think it again. It's just very average.

796
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:56,640
I don't think they dropped a huge budget to get any decent music.

797
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,640
But I'll say it's above average.

798
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:03,640
They only seven. Or would you say six?

799
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:07,640
I'm leaning more towards a six, but I could give it a seven.

800
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:11,640
If you're one, give it that I'm fine with giving it a seven.

801
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,640
All right, let's give it a six then.

802
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:20,640
OK, all right. Next up, we got costumes, which I mean, these were horrible.

803
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:27,640
No, I mean, I mean, nothing really stood out, I would say.

804
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:39,640
Yeah, I mean, I think like Carrie Russell's like tracksuit looking thing or not even tracksuit is like a wet or a sweatsuit.

805
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:45,640
Like when was this supposed to take place? Like the 80s, the 80s.

806
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:49,640
I feel like they could have done a little bit better matching the tone.

807
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:53,640
I agree. Yeah. Yeah. Eighty five.

808
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:58,640
That's what I will say. O'Shea Jackson, Jr.'s outfits.

809
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:02,640
It felt more 90s. Yeah, it did.

810
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:10,640
Like, especially with his like whole, I don't know, and his whole push on like the whole issues and those type of Nikes.

811
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:13,640
I think they were Nikes.

812
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:24,640
Yeah, that straight up felt like our 90s, maybe early 2000s, because I'm sorry, no one was obsessed with those kind of shoes in the 80s, or at least in my opinion.

813
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:27,640
It didn't seem like it. Yeah.

814
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:33,640
I mean, all the outfits, other outfits, I mean, they worked OK, I guess.

815
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,640
And I mean, nothing too special.

816
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:46,640
But I mean, the thing is, like, honestly, if no one told me or if I wouldn't have read that this was supposed to take place in the 80s, I would have thought that it was just supposed to take place in our time.

817
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:47,640
Same here.

818
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:54,640
The costumes didn't scream that, oh yeah, this is a time, this is a time period piece.

819
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,640
It didn't scream that to me. Yeah.

820
01:02:57,640 --> 01:03:00,640
I mean, which I guess could be in the movie's benefit.

821
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:04,640
That's fair. Yeah, that's a good point.

822
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:10,640
Personally, I think I'm at a six when it comes to all the like the costumes.

823
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:19,640
I will give a bonus point to the bear design, because I think the bear looked incredible.

824
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:24,640
I think the scarring on the bear really helped with it, how menacing it was.

825
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:29,640
Yes, I can definitely agree with that. Yeah, I can definitely give you seven.

826
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:42,640
OK, so with my personal score, overall, like I had a decent enough time, but I just I thought it was just all right.

827
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:46,640
The the human storylines are just not that great.

828
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:47,640
They're not compelling.

829
01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:53,640
I really could give most of the time two shits about the human characters.

830
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:54,640
The acting is good.

831
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:59,640
It's just the writing for the characters isn't good.

832
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:02,640
But everything with the bear is great.

833
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:10,640
Frickin I, but I wish that it had more killing when it comes to a bear hawked up on.

834
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:18,640
So. Like overall, had a decent time, but like honestly, I don't see myself watching this movie again.

835
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:25,640
Like, honestly, I'm glad that it was on Peacock, so I didn't have to blind buy this on Blu Ray since it came out today.

836
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:39,640
So. I'll be I'll go a solid 70 for a movie based around a coked up bear.

837
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:43,640
It was entertaining.

838
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:47,640
It had its entertainment value.

839
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,640
It was interesting.

840
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:54,640
It's a really good shut your brain off movie.

841
01:04:54,640 --> 01:05:00,640
The story was just complete garbage.

842
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:05,640
I like I wanted I wanted more of the bear.

843
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:06,640
I wanted more bear attacks.

844
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:15,640
I wanted more of that stuff and not the the the stupid filler that they ended up giving us.

845
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:19,640
The cast was decent.

846
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:21,640
As well as the effects.

847
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:24,640
I mean, they were adequate and watchable.

848
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:28,640
There was nothing about this that was completely unwatchable.

849
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:35,640
My biggest issue with this is that the story was just not as compelling as it could have been.

850
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:37,640
Or just.

851
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:44,640
I think ultimately the issue was I think the story was too busy.

852
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:55,640
And because of how busy it was, it wasn't compelling, which for a movie like this, you don't need it to be compelling.

853
01:05:55,640 --> 01:06:00,640
But I think this is just kind of end of a.

854
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:02,640
A one and done movie.

855
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:05,640
I think I'm sitting at like a sixty eight.

856
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:13,640
Dude, that's exactly what I was thinking, but I was trying to be nice.

857
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:18,640
Yeah, I mean, it's it's a good one done.

858
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:21,640
But like this is seriously shut your brain off.

859
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:25,640
Like I have I have a free evening movie.

860
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:28,640
Yeah, it's straight up.

861
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,640
Yeah.

862
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:33,640
I mean, well, that concludes this this breakdown.

863
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:42,640
So going through the scores real quick, starting off with story, not a very strong start is sitting at a sixty five point five.

864
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:48,640
The writing had a decent bump sitting at a seventy seven.

865
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:58,640
Acting had a bump higher than that, sitting at a solid seventy nine character development had or in this case, logic.

866
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:05,640
The movie followed its own logic fairly well, had a bit of a ninja moment, but.

867
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:09,640
That ended up giving us an eighty seven.

868
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:11,640
The effects had a.

869
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:15,640
Had a decent drop sitting at an eighty one point five.

870
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:22,640
The music fairly like slightly above average, so we ended up giving it a six.

871
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:27,640
The costumes we gave a seven, and that is solely because the bear looked really cool.

872
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:29,640
Probably would have been at a six otherwise.

873
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:34,640
And then our personal score averaged out to a sixty nine.

874
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:45,640
So with all of that added up, the final Albros letter grade for cocaine bear has come out to a.

875
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:47,640
C plus.

876
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:53,640
Is it bad that I can't want to score lower?

877
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:59,640
Dude, it's it's been a hot minute since we've done anything in the C range.

878
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:02,640
That is true. It has been a hot minute.

879
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:07,640
Yeah, I mean, the last movie that got a C was Strange World.

880
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:13,640
Damn. OK, everything else has been in the range or a minus range.

881
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:19,640
So, yeah, it's sitting at a C plus.

882
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:22,640
Let's find out where exactly that's.

883
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:27,640
Oh, definitely one of our lower C plus movies. Yes.

884
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:36,640
Yeah. So out of thirty two C plus movies, it is sitting at 30.

885
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:38,640
Damn. OK. Yeah. Yeah.

886
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:44,640
So it is sitting at a seventy six point seven five percent.

887
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:46,640
Yeah, just barely made it. Yeah.

888
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:54,640
It just barely cracked it because I think our cut off is seventy five or seventy six is our cut off.

889
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:57,640
So it just cracked it.

890
01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:01,640
So put it so go in a bar.

891
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:07,640
So go in the five movies above five movies below and then a full percentage away.

892
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:15,640
Five movies above it is it ended up below unhinged, which is seventy six point eight seven.

893
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:21,640
The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard, which is at a seventy six point nine one.

894
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:26,640
It's below Disenchanted, which is at a seventy seven point zero six.

895
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:33,640
And then it is below the Boondock Saints, which is at a seventy seven point one two.

896
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:36,640
That's only four. And then sorry.

897
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:42,640
And then it's also below The Stranger's Pray At Night, which is at a seventy seven point one eight.

898
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:44,640
Yeah, I'm OK with that one.

899
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:50,640
Yeah. And then go in a full percentage above.

900
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:54,640
We're looking at the babysitter killer queen.

901
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:57,640
OK. So I mean, I'd agree with that.

902
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:03,640
Like there's yeah, I would too. Yeah, I wouldn't disagree with any of these.

903
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:06,640
Go in the opposite direction.

904
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:14,640
It is sitting above Paws of Fury, The Legend of Hank, which is at a seventy six point six eight.

905
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:20,640
It is above Stone Cold, which is at a seventy six point five.

906
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:25,640
It's above My Spy, which is at a seventy five point eight seven.

907
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:34,640
It is above the twenty twenty two Cheaper by the Dozen, which is at a seventy five point five six.

908
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:42,640
It is also above The Addams Family, which is at a seventy five point four five.

909
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:46,640
So, yeah, that is where it ended up.

910
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:52,640
OK, not bad. Yeah, not bad at all.

911
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:59,640
Yeah, I mean, it was I think the title lets you know everything you need to know about this movie.

912
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:01,640
It's true.

913
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:06,640
So, I mean, it's not a horrible movie, but it is watchable.

914
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:12,640
Yeah, like we said, probably not one we're going to go back and re-explore anytime soon.

915
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No, I really have no if anything, if I want to see anything from this movie, it'd be the kills.

916
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:22,640
And I can just go to YouTube and just look up cocaine, bear kills.

917
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So, yeah, pretty much.

918
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Unless you got anything else you want to say? Nope.

919
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:34,640
OK, I would say that this concludes this episode.

920
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:39,640
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921
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:43,640
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01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:52,640
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01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:59,640
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01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:11,640
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927
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:15,640
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928
01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:23,640
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929
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:31,640
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930
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:41,640
Next week on the podcast, we'll be breaking down Air, the Ben Affleck directed movie, which I am very excited for.

931
01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:46,640
It's been a while since Ben Affleck directed a movie, so definitely excited to check this one out.

932
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:52,640
But until then, this has been The All Bros Podcast. I'm Jonathan.

933
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:55,640
And I'm Caleb. And we will catch you guys next week.

934
01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:57,640
Shuvah-vah!

935
01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:12,640
Deuces!