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What is up bros and welcome to the all bros podcast.

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I'm Jonathan and I'm Caleb and we are a couple

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of bros on a mission to give you guys the most

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detailed movie reviews out there with as little

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bias as possible. Welcome to the All Bros. This

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week on the podcast, I don't really have anything

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to talk about. Weekly watch. I mean, we talked

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about before we started recording what we've

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been watching. Like chumps. Yeah. Well, I do.

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Okay. I do have one story really quickly with

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this. So me and Sammy went and saw the 30th anniversary

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re -release of Toy Story on Sunday. Oh my gosh.

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How was that? I mean, it was awesome seeing that

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on the big screen. It was great. Like, freaking,

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I was smiling the whole time. It was so great

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seeing that. I felt like a kid again. What sucked

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about seeing that is, so there was this family

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in the row behind us, and there was this little

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kid dressed as Buzz Lightyear, which, you know

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what? That's awesome. I love seeing little kids

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getting into Toy Story. That warms my heart.

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That makes me happy. What doesn't warm my heart

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is when your kid is running up and down where

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you're sitting and you're taking pictures of

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him with the flash on the whole damn movie. Bitch.

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Yeah. That's crazy. like i didn't even know that's

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what they were doing um i thought like the the

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like light behind us was like the kid was playing

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with a toy or something but then sam because

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sammy turned a couple of times i think like i

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don't know she gave him a dirty look or maybe

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she was just like seeing what they were doing

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um but yeah she said no they were they were taking

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pictures of their son as he was running up and

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down that's insane yeah right How old was this

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kid? I, uh, he, if I had to guess like two, three.

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Okay. So pretty young. Yeah. Uh, was, was the

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theater pretty packed? no so like freaking our

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row um and then the two rows back from us like

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those were pretty packed um and then there was

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like only like two people in front of us so um

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like it wasn't like no i wasn't super packed

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um and i will say i'm like grateful that like

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i was in front of them and not in the back of

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them because oh my god i feel bad for anybody

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that was in the back row because i could i wouldn't

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even be able to watch the movie um and like I

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maybe over exaggerated a little bit they weren't

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doing it the whole damn movie but they did it

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enough that it was very noticeable um but like

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you know that shit right like I like me and Sammy

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tried to block it out as best as I could um I

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think maybe I did like tried a little like maybe

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did like a little bit better of a job than Sammy

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because I because I never turned around to see

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what was going on If you're listening to this,

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Sammy, I'm sorry to call you out like that. No,

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he said that with his full chest. Thanks, bro.

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I'm going to get a message from Sammy. That's

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not what I did. I don't know what you're talking

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about. There are no lies on this podcast. It's

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true. It's very true. I was able to block out

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as much as I could. Enjoy Toy Story on the big

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screen, just smiling ear to ear, just shedding

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a little bit of a tear during the iconic moment

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of Buzz and Woody. Yeah, Woody saying it to infinity

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and beyond towards the ending. I'll fully admit,

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shed a happy tear right there because that was

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amazing seeing that on the big screen. But yeah,

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like, other than that, great experience. It was

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incredible seeing it on the big screen. but just

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that fricking family, like, God damn it, man.

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You got to know when your kids are ready for

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that kind of shit. Like I know with 100 % certainty

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at this point in Levi's life, he is not ready

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to go to a movie theater. Yeah. Unless it's near

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his nap time. But that's like it would be a close

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call for sure. But he yeah, like even Iris, she

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only sits still with the because of the promise

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that she gets to go run around after. OK, I see.

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That's when I let her go crazy because she'll

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so. Because most kids movies have a song that

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they play during like the end credits. She's

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I told her she's allowed to kind of get up and

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go crazy with that song. Yeah, no. That perfectly

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makes sense. That's totally fine. And I get it.

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It's a kid's movie. But come on. No movie should

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you have your child behave like that. No. Not

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in the middle of a movie. And for damn sure,

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even if I did let my kid do that, I'm not snapping

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pictures with a flash on. That's crazy. No, like,

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straight up. Oh, man. Oh, my gosh. I would flip

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my shit, dude. Yeah, so that was mine and Sammy's

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fun experience seeing Toy Story for the first

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time in theaters. Damn. Still worth it, though.

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Still worth it. I would hope so. No, it was.

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Yeah, we were talking about it. I've only been

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really watching. shows um a couple movies here

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and there but nothing like nothing i i feel is

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too worth bringing up like all the movies i've

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been watching have been like average and i and

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i've just been doing like a lot of re -watches

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too um i respect that hey dude like sam like

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i told you been re -watching uh minecraft and

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then cats yeah Oh, gosh. I rewatched October

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Sky. Do you remember that movie? I do. Yeah,

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it holds up pretty well. Yeah, okay. Well, that's

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good to hear. Yeah, I was watching that. I don't

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know why. I wasn't... I think I just needed something

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to watch for noise. Because I was at... I was

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at work and I was, I was cutting a lot of shit

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that takes a really long ass time. Yeah. So I

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was just like, I was just sitting there like

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to basically twiddling my thumbs. I was like

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all my, I was caught up on all of my podcasts

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and I was like, man, this sucks. Like I, I was

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looking for a new podcast, but then it looked

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like I was playing on my phone. So my supervisor

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got mad and I was like, screw it. Like I'll just

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find a movie or something. So I ran and hid in

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the bathroom real quick and was just scrolling

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through all the streaming services that aren't

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blocked on the work Wi -Fi. And then I was just

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like, all right, this one, this one. I just found

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random ass movies that seemed okay or ones I'd

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seen before. And I was like, all right, cool.

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So just a bunch of random ass watches like that.

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I don't even remember all the movies. I only

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remember like October Sky off the top of my head

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because it had been so long since I've seen it.

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Yeah. Everything else is just like. Random like

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action movies are just like kind of that brainless

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shit that I could just kind of like have playing

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in the background. All right. Oh, yeah. So for

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those of you curious, it's those are pretty much

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nothing better to do. like all of them october

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sky i'd say is a stream it though hell yeah i'm

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glad to hear that one holds up yeah uh but yeah

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anyway okay well yeah so i guess there's like

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a i guess a quick recap of weekly watch um ish

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yeah um but so uh since don't have like anything

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really to present um i believe we're gonna play

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a couple rounds of uh connect the stars hell

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yeah hell yeah all right sweet uh and then after

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that uh we'll move on to our headline yeah headliner

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i almost said main event god damn it uh headliner

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it's like dude we haven't done that in over five

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years come on man yeah i know freaking hell After

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that, we'll be moving on to our headliner of

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the evening, which will be our breakdown of Jurassic

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World Rebirth, which I'm pretty sure is our first

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Jurassic movie we've broken down on this podcast.

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I'm like in the 90 percentile. 90 percent percentile.

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I think this is the first one. Let's find out

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for sure. that's surprising as hell. It is. Okay.

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Well, look at that. So kind of, kind of something

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special here. Yeah. A little bit. Oh, you know

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what I was thinking? Cause I was, I was sitting

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here thinking, I'm like, I'm pretty sure I've

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made a logo. We were supposed to do, I think

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the OG Jurassic world, but I think something

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came up and we weren't allowed. Are we not allowed?

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We just ended. I'm not. Oh, OK. All right. Because

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I remember making the artwork for it. I just

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remember also not using it. Do you still have

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that artwork? No. So I'm going to have to say,

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damn, just repurpose. Yeah, I know. Freaking

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hell. Hate when that happens. Oh, all right.

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so like I said, before we jump into our review

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of Jurassic World Rebirth, me and Caleb are going

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to play a couple rounds of our favorite game

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that sometimes we're good at, sometimes we struggle.

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Which is connect the stars. So let's do this.

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All right. So for those of you that don't know

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the rules, the only real rule that we have is

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everything has to be done from memory. We cannot

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look anything up until after the fact. So if

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if we know the movie, but can't remember the

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name of said movie, like we're screwed. Tough

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tits. Yeah. And if neither of us know. an actor

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or actress well enough to do any of their videography

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uh we could also like veto so that's the only

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rules that we have but anyway the first star

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to connect would be tessa thompson okay easy

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yeah and elliot page okay oh that sounds like

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a fun one Yeah. There's I think we can do that.

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Yeah, I think we could, too. OK, so the the the

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hard one is going to be connecting Elliot. Yes.

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So who can we connect? So, I mean, like the first

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movie that I'm immediately thinking that Elliot

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Page is in is Juno. Yeah, so that gives us Michael

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Cera. Yes. And then with Tessa Thompson, you

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could either do Thor, Men in Black, and that

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gives us Chris Hemsworth. Yeah. So can we connect

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Chris Hemsworth and Michael Cera to anything?

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I'm trying to think. Oh, well, because we also,

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with Elliot Page, we got... x -men oh yeah yeah

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so that gives us uh x2 or was it's either two

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or three i can't remember i'm pretty sure it's

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it might be three because i don't think he was

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in the second one i don't think let's let's see

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x -men the last stand oh okay okay there we go

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so let's see x2 nope okay so just the last and

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then okay so that gives us a pretty decent chunk

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of people yeah uh that tested thompson so it's

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basically anyone from the mcu We can connect

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to Tessa Thompson. Yeah, that's true. So who

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is in who's been in the MCU? Well, Patrick Stewart.

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Yeah. Patrick Stewart, who was in Multiverse

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of Madness. Are you going to make me type out

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the whole freaking thing? Obviously, that's what

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I meant. Freaking bastard. Oh, man. Oh, you know

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what? Shit. She was in. Tessa Thompson was. Oh,

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shit. She played the wife of the guy who plays

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Baron Mordo. I forgot. I forgot who's Baron Mordo.

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The Doctor Strange's not good friend. Oh, okay.

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I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Chidi,

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I don't know how to say his name. Yeah, I don't

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either. That might be a bad one to do. Because

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I couldn't spell his name to save my life. What

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else? Well, I mean, we can easily connect those

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two through Endgame. Yeah. Is she in Infinity

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War? I don't think she was. I think she was only

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in Endgame. Just in Endgame? Okay. Yeah. So...

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Yeah, Avengers Endgame. And then Benedict. Yeah,

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there we go. All superhero movies. Love it. So

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we got Tessa Thompson, who was in Avengers Endgame,

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alongside Benedict Cumberbatch, who was in Doctor

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Strange and the Multiverse of Madness, featuring

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Patrick Stewart, who was in X -Men The Last Stand

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with Elliot Page. Yeah, I don't think there was

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a smaller connection there. Yeah. All right.

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Next round. First up, we got Gal Gadot. Okay.

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Yeah, we can work with that. And Emily Blunt.

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Ooh. I'm pretty sure we can work with that too.

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Yeah. Yeah. Okay. This is going to throw me off

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so bad because I always got Emily Blunt and What's

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Her Face confused. with each other like the girl

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who played cheetah oh uh kristen wigg yeah okay

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i'm trying to remember the because i think i

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know like an easy one um so i can't remember

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the movie that gal gadot was in with dwayne the

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rock johnson and ryan reynolds it was in oh uh

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red notice or was it red dawn because wasn't

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red notice that christmas movie Or maybe it was

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red notice. No, that, that was red one. That

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was okay. So, okay. Maybe it is red notice. Red

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notice. Okay. Okay. And so you can connect, uh,

00:18:39.990 --> 00:18:46.869
that has Dwayne, the rock Johnson. And then he

00:18:46.869 --> 00:18:50.769
put the rock and then he was in jungle cruise

00:18:50.769 --> 00:18:57.660
with Emily blunt. Oh, freaking a dude. All right.

00:18:58.500 --> 00:19:04.359
Gosh, that was good. I completely forgot about

00:19:04.359 --> 00:19:06.759
Jungle Cruise. I actually don't think I've seen

00:19:06.759 --> 00:19:11.279
Jungle Cruise. I haven't either. I just remember

00:19:11.279 --> 00:19:15.180
those two. I don't know why. I just remember

00:19:15.180 --> 00:19:17.579
that those are the two specific actors in that

00:19:17.579 --> 00:19:20.799
movie for some reason. Yeah. Damn, I don't think

00:19:20.799 --> 00:19:23.359
it gets much shorter than that. Unless they were

00:19:23.359 --> 00:19:27.329
in a freaking movie together. I don't think they

00:19:27.329 --> 00:19:32.410
have been. Yeah. Yeah. So just to repeat, Gal

00:19:32.410 --> 00:19:35.569
Gadot was in Red Notice with Dwayne Johnson,

00:19:35.730 --> 00:19:39.329
who is in Jungle Cruise with Emily Blunt. Bam.

00:19:40.470 --> 00:19:44.029
Frickin cake. We're flying through these ones.

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Yeah. All right. Next up, Chris Evans. Frickin.

00:19:50.009 --> 00:19:55.369
Yeah, that's easy. And Eddie Murphy. OK. Ooh.

00:19:56.190 --> 00:20:00.470
I think we can work with that. Yeah. Yeah. We

00:20:00.470 --> 00:20:05.369
could definitely work with that. Okay. So who

00:20:05.369 --> 00:20:08.890
it's, it's, I think it's going to be more or

00:20:08.890 --> 00:20:13.069
less who we can connect Eddie Murphy to. Yes.

00:20:13.250 --> 00:20:20.309
Yeah, that's true. Okay. Who's co -star with

00:20:20.309 --> 00:20:25.980
Eddie Murphy? Gosh, this one's going to be tough.

00:20:27.420 --> 00:20:30.980
No, there's no one. I'm going to go through the

00:20:30.980 --> 00:20:35.000
whole cast of Norbert. Well, that's not fair.

00:20:35.099 --> 00:20:38.519
He makes up like 50 % of that cast. That's true.

00:20:41.140 --> 00:20:43.500
That's like trying to ask who Tyler Perry plays

00:20:43.500 --> 00:20:51.220
in a Madea movie. Fair point. Let's see. All

00:20:51.220 --> 00:20:58.369
right. No, they're not in any. No, he hasn't

00:20:58.369 --> 00:21:02.049
been. Isn't he in a movie like recently with,

00:21:02.069 --> 00:21:09.569
I want to say Pete Davidson? Yeah, he was. Just

00:21:09.569 --> 00:21:14.490
can't remember the name. It's like the, it starts

00:21:14.490 --> 00:21:16.849
with a P. I want to say it's Pole something.

00:21:18.509 --> 00:21:22.390
Yeah, man, you got me. It's not the pushover,

00:21:22.410 --> 00:21:27.480
is it? okay that was unintentional apparently

00:21:27.480 --> 00:21:32.079
chris evans was in a movie called push good to

00:21:32.079 --> 00:21:37.940
know the pushover it's not the pullover is it

00:21:37.940 --> 00:21:43.559
ah man i just saw it on on prime today too damn

00:21:43.559 --> 00:21:48.680
okay what else do we got we got gosh dude what

00:21:48.680 --> 00:21:53.549
sucks is like I know the movies, and I know the

00:21:53.549 --> 00:21:57.069
actors that might be able to connect, but I don't

00:21:57.069 --> 00:22:00.329
remember their names. No, dude, that's fair.

00:22:04.390 --> 00:22:07.930
I'm kind of genuinely curious what Push is about.

00:22:09.430 --> 00:22:12.089
Yeah, same here. All right, so Eddie Murphy.

00:22:12.269 --> 00:22:18.240
So that gives us... Oh, Steve Zahn. And Daddy

00:22:18.240 --> 00:22:20.720
Daycare. Yeah, that's who I've been trying to

00:22:20.720 --> 00:22:33.579
connect to. Daddy Daycare will give us Steve

00:22:33.579 --> 00:22:45.750
Zahn. Steve Zahn, what's he been in? I've been

00:22:45.750 --> 00:22:48.069
trying to think if there's any actors in the

00:22:48.069 --> 00:22:52.069
Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies that can trace back

00:22:52.069 --> 00:23:00.410
to Chris Evans. I can't think of any. What else

00:23:00.410 --> 00:23:06.250
has he been in? I know he was in Joyride, but

00:23:06.250 --> 00:23:11.690
giving us Paul Walker, that doesn't help. Joyride?

00:23:12.349 --> 00:23:15.579
Yeah, have you ever heard of that movie? Great

00:23:15.579 --> 00:23:24.640
horror film. Okay. Who's the girl? I don't know.

00:23:28.539 --> 00:23:32.420
Okay. They just added an update where you can

00:23:32.420 --> 00:23:35.799
get hints off the movies, which we will not be

00:23:35.799 --> 00:23:43.640
using. That's cool if they do that. Yeah. Steve's

00:23:43.640 --> 00:23:48.420
on. Gosh, the only one that's coming to mind

00:23:48.420 --> 00:23:52.480
is freaking Diary of a Wimpy Kid. But I know

00:23:52.480 --> 00:24:00.000
that there's other shit. Yeah. I know this doesn't

00:24:00.000 --> 00:24:05.740
help because this would only give us shit. Who

00:24:05.740 --> 00:24:09.460
played Marty McFly in Back to the Future? Oh.

00:24:12.359 --> 00:24:18.950
I feel so bad for forgetting his name. Michael.

00:24:23.349 --> 00:24:26.809
Michael J. Fox. Oh, my gosh. Yes. Thank you.

00:24:27.750 --> 00:24:31.470
Freaking. Did you ever watch Stuart Little as

00:24:31.470 --> 00:24:37.369
a kid? Oh. Yeah. That's a good one. Okay. But.

00:24:37.930 --> 00:24:40.049
I don't think that really takes us anywhere.

00:24:40.390 --> 00:24:44.049
Yeah. But freaking Steve Zahn was hilarious as

00:24:44.049 --> 00:24:47.940
Monty in that movie. Okay. Steve Zahn. Gosh,

00:24:48.039 --> 00:24:52.359
you know what's throwing me? Huh? I don't think

00:24:52.359 --> 00:24:59.180
he was in this. He might not have been. I know

00:24:59.180 --> 00:25:04.619
Chris Evans was for sure. But I'm remembering

00:25:04.619 --> 00:25:08.940
a Steve Zahn -esque actor being in this movie.

00:25:09.619 --> 00:25:14.799
It is... Freaking hell, I can't remember the

00:25:14.799 --> 00:25:19.420
name. What's the name of the movie that he's

00:25:19.420 --> 00:25:24.480
in where he's on the ice train? Oh, Snowpiercer?

00:25:24.700 --> 00:25:34.539
Yeah. Snowpiercer. Damn, nope. I mean, that gives

00:25:34.539 --> 00:25:40.059
us John Hurt and... Oh, shit. What's her name?

00:25:40.180 --> 00:25:45.839
The ancient one from Doctor Strange. Is it Tilda

00:25:45.839 --> 00:25:50.359
Swinton? Tilda Swinton, yeah. I thought this

00:25:50.359 --> 00:25:52.579
one was going to be easier. I know. I thought

00:25:52.579 --> 00:26:02.119
it was too. Can you name anyone from Haunted

00:26:02.119 --> 00:26:12.059
Mansion? No. I think it was Jennifer Tilly. Jennifer

00:26:12.059 --> 00:26:15.759
Tilly? Yeah, that's the only other actor I know

00:26:15.759 --> 00:26:19.079
besides Eddie Murphy in that movie. Okay, let's

00:26:19.079 --> 00:26:25.640
see. Let's think through other Eddie Murphy roles.

00:26:25.859 --> 00:26:29.900
I mean, Shrek is an easy one. I guess it's Cameron

00:26:29.900 --> 00:26:34.660
Diaz. And Mike Myers. Mike Myers. John Lithgow.

00:26:36.119 --> 00:26:45.950
Antonio Banderas. Antonio Banderas. Gosh, I am

00:26:45.950 --> 00:26:50.349
drawn freaking blanks. No, dude, it's time here.

00:26:52.170 --> 00:26:56.569
All right. Chris Evans was also in The Losers,

00:26:56.569 --> 00:27:06.670
which that one had... Oh, my gosh. What's the...

00:27:06.670 --> 00:27:19.079
I'm drawn absolute blanks. I feel like Steve

00:27:19.079 --> 00:27:21.940
Zahn and Samuel L. Jackson have done something

00:27:21.940 --> 00:27:27.619
together. Or do you think Samuel Jackson's done

00:27:27.619 --> 00:27:32.480
anything with Eddie Murphy? Nothing's coming

00:27:32.480 --> 00:27:43.900
to mind. Damn. Man, this is so hard. Yeah. Wow.

00:27:44.779 --> 00:27:48.619
All right, so start thinking back to old Eddie

00:27:48.619 --> 00:27:52.799
Murphy movies. What's the one that he was in

00:27:52.799 --> 00:27:59.460
with Dan Aykroyd? Oh. It was like something heist.

00:28:00.059 --> 00:28:05.440
It wasn't bank heist, was it? No. Was it money

00:28:05.440 --> 00:28:12.660
heist? No. Is it EI? It was money something.

00:28:13.450 --> 00:28:20.589
it wasn't easy money was it nope damn eddie murphy's

00:28:20.589 --> 00:28:25.390
gonna be like our tough one yeah so i'm just

00:28:25.390 --> 00:28:27.910
gonna start throwing out like randos so we got

00:28:27.910 --> 00:28:45.640
dr doolittle okay dr doolittle um norbit Shrek.

00:28:47.460 --> 00:28:56.720
Shrek 2. Shrek the third. Shrek forever. I was

00:28:56.720 --> 00:28:58.099
going to say, want to throw the fourth one in

00:28:58.099 --> 00:29:04.319
there too? Forever after. So that gives us Antonio

00:29:04.319 --> 00:29:12.819
Banderas. What else has he been in? He's been

00:29:12.819 --> 00:29:20.960
in a thousand words. Why am I drawing such a

00:29:20.960 --> 00:29:29.599
blank? Freaking hell. I'll just start throwing

00:29:29.599 --> 00:29:42.700
in Randall's Antonio Antonio and there is. John

00:29:42.700 --> 00:29:55.539
Lithgow. Julie Andrews. Gosh, this is crazy because

00:29:55.539 --> 00:29:58.859
he like Chris Evans is the easy one. We just

00:29:58.859 --> 00:30:02.119
need to find out who the freaking threat is.

00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:05.680
I feel in my soul that Cameron Diaz and Chris

00:30:05.680 --> 00:30:09.319
Evans have done something together. Who did the

00:30:09.319 --> 00:30:17.779
voice for? For the cat in Lightyear. It was like

00:30:17.779 --> 00:30:22.339
the director as well. Oh, was it? Yeah. I thought

00:30:22.339 --> 00:30:25.720
it was like, isn't it John Lemon or something?

00:30:25.779 --> 00:30:29.359
Lemon. Maybe it was. No, that's probably not

00:30:29.359 --> 00:30:37.339
his name. Oh, Kiki Palmer. Was she in any? God

00:30:37.339 --> 00:30:48.359
damn it. Man. gosh freaking martin lawrence would

00:30:48.359 --> 00:30:52.380
be easier than this one too no seriously like

00:30:52.380 --> 00:30:54.420
is there anything we can connect martin lawrence

00:30:54.420 --> 00:31:02.240
to um nothing's coming to mind this is some crazy

00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:05.700
shit yeah dude i think this is our hardest one

00:31:05.700 --> 00:31:08.839
yet probably or just the one that we've struggled

00:31:08.839 --> 00:31:10.640
with it might not even be the hardest there's

00:31:10.640 --> 00:31:12.920
probably someone listening that's screaming at

00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:22.619
us like this is that connection Oh, man. It's

00:31:22.619 --> 00:31:24.420
like, well, we've done it. The two people that

00:31:24.420 --> 00:31:31.460
are like super far apart in Hollywood. Oh, man.

00:31:33.319 --> 00:31:39.539
Jeez. All right. Let's start. Let's start thinking

00:31:39.539 --> 00:31:43.660
who we can connect to like Antonio Banderas.

00:31:44.269 --> 00:31:46.650
Because we can basically do anyone from Expendables.

00:31:46.789 --> 00:31:51.809
Yeah, that's true. Oh, okay. This is not the

00:31:51.809 --> 00:31:59.650
way I was wanting to go. The Expendables... Three,

00:31:59.769 --> 00:32:07.049
sure. And that gives us Sylvester Stallone. Oh,

00:32:07.170 --> 00:32:12.450
I am spelling that horribly. Who was in... Guardians

00:32:12.450 --> 00:32:21.029
of the Galaxy. Volume two, who? Star, I guess,

00:32:21.029 --> 00:32:26.349
let's just go Chris Pratt. It was in Avengers.

00:32:31.069 --> 00:32:40.809
Infinity War. That was not this. A least common

00:32:40.809 --> 00:32:49.049
denominator. But hey, we made it. We got to the

00:32:49.049 --> 00:32:51.809
end. All right. I'm looking up Eddie Murphy's

00:32:51.809 --> 00:32:56.569
freaking IMDb now. This is bullshit. Oh, shit.

00:32:57.210 --> 00:33:02.950
The pickup. Oh, that's what it was. Who else

00:33:02.950 --> 00:33:05.329
starred beside him and Evan Peters? Not Evan

00:33:05.329 --> 00:33:13.970
Peters. Shit, what's his name? uh are you kidding

00:33:13.970 --> 00:33:19.390
me what if we would have known the pickup yeah

00:33:19.390 --> 00:33:21.849
we could have we could have gotten freaking kiki

00:33:21.849 --> 00:33:28.329
palmer who was in light year son of a bitch that

00:33:28.329 --> 00:33:35.089
is so so it's the yeah the pickup which had kiki

00:33:35.089 --> 00:33:42.299
palmer who was in Lightyear. Damn it. Son of

00:33:42.299 --> 00:33:47.160
a bitch. So dumb. If I could just remember the

00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:53.259
freaking pickup. Let's see. So we had Coming

00:33:53.259 --> 00:33:57.000
to America, which could have given us Arsenio

00:33:57.000 --> 00:33:58.900
Hall, which I don't think he would have been

00:33:58.900 --> 00:34:03.450
too much help here. Trading Places. It was Trading

00:34:03.450 --> 00:34:06.190
Places. That's what he did with Dan Aykroyd.

00:34:06.670 --> 00:34:13.789
Oh, okay. Coming to America. Freaking Mulan.

00:34:13.809 --> 00:34:19.949
Haunted Mansion. Meet Dave. What would Meet Dave

00:34:19.949 --> 00:34:26.530
have given us? Elizabeth Banks. Kevin Hart. Ed

00:34:26.530 --> 00:34:35.519
Helms. Pretty decent number of people. Let's

00:34:35.519 --> 00:34:39.539
see. Dr. Doolittle. Nutty Professor. But that's

00:34:39.539 --> 00:34:43.420
another one where he's like half the cast. Oh,

00:34:43.500 --> 00:34:49.460
we were thinking of Tower Heist. Oh, okay. That

00:34:49.460 --> 00:34:53.659
one was with Ben Stiller. Matthew Broderick.

00:34:55.880 --> 00:35:02.469
Casey Affleck. Michael Peña. damn if we would

00:35:02.469 --> 00:35:04.570
have known like if if we could have gotten that

00:35:04.570 --> 00:35:08.550
one for uh michael pena we could have gotten

00:35:08.550 --> 00:35:13.150
into um connected it through through ant -man

00:35:13.150 --> 00:35:21.550
oh yeah damn crazy that one was easily one of

00:35:21.550 --> 00:35:27.579
our hardest ones dude seriously Yeah, hardest

00:35:27.579 --> 00:35:33.659
for us. Let me clarify. Yeah, we definitely struggled

00:35:33.659 --> 00:35:36.300
with that one. Yeah, that's what happens when

00:35:36.300 --> 00:35:39.099
we set up rules that end up biting us in the

00:35:39.099 --> 00:35:45.780
ass. All right, well, after that fun, what do

00:35:45.780 --> 00:35:48.980
you say we jump into the headliner? I say let's

00:35:48.980 --> 00:36:11.010
do it. All right, jumping into our headliner

00:36:11.010 --> 00:36:13.289
of the evening. Like we said earlier, we will

00:36:13.289 --> 00:36:17.369
be doing our breakdown review, whatever you want

00:36:17.369 --> 00:36:21.489
to call it, of Jurassic World Rebirth. Whatever

00:36:21.489 --> 00:36:25.389
you want to call it. Review, breakdown, you know,

00:36:25.409 --> 00:36:26.949
it's the same thing. That's what we call it.

00:36:30.210 --> 00:36:35.030
So, Caleb, if your voice can handle it, do you

00:36:35.030 --> 00:36:36.750
want to let people know how we break down movies

00:36:36.750 --> 00:36:40.880
on this podcast? I would love to. If you are

00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:43.239
new to our breakdown system, we have split movies

00:36:43.239 --> 00:36:46.079
into eight different categories that we individually

00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:49.599
score to come to a final Ol' Bros letter grade.

00:36:49.780 --> 00:36:52.519
The eight categories that we score are story,

00:36:52.860 --> 00:36:57.139
writing, acting, character development, effects,

00:36:57.559 --> 00:37:00.960
music, costumes. And then we give it our own

00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:03.960
personal score at the very end. All of those

00:37:03.960 --> 00:37:06.079
numbers get magically added up and spit through

00:37:06.079 --> 00:37:08.360
our algorithm and give us a letter grade to compare

00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:12.980
this movie to others of similar grade. Oh, my

00:37:12.980 --> 00:37:19.679
voice couldn't handle it that long. Yeah, I'm

00:37:19.679 --> 00:37:23.219
taking stuff that's drying my throat out really

00:37:23.219 --> 00:37:27.000
bad. So when I talk, it gets real, real hard

00:37:27.000 --> 00:37:33.349
to keep up. I need the moisture in my throat,

00:37:33.429 --> 00:37:39.550
and it keeps going away. Yeah, so that's been

00:37:39.550 --> 00:37:44.210
fun. Anyway, Albro's letter grade compared this

00:37:44.210 --> 00:37:47.829
movie to others of a similar grade, as well as

00:37:47.829 --> 00:37:49.750
a ranking that doesn't matter quite as much,

00:37:49.809 --> 00:37:52.750
but still fun to see where these movies end up

00:37:52.750 --> 00:37:58.750
sitting on our scale. Uh, so with that, if you

00:37:58.750 --> 00:38:04.429
have not seen Jurassic world rebirth, this is

00:38:04.429 --> 00:38:07.949
kind of a tough one to spoil. Like I'll, I'll

00:38:07.949 --> 00:38:11.289
be like completely real. Like this is, this is

00:38:11.289 --> 00:38:13.969
one of those movies that can't really be spoiled.

00:38:14.429 --> 00:38:18.650
You have to experience it though. Yes, absolutely.

00:38:18.909 --> 00:38:22.130
Like to get the full, like weight of everything.

00:38:22.190 --> 00:38:24.730
Cause I mean, we can walk you through and we're

00:38:24.730 --> 00:38:27.780
going to, everything that happens story wise,

00:38:28.000 --> 00:38:32.639
but there's just something that like, like I

00:38:32.639 --> 00:38:34.599
said, it needs to be experienced. It's not anything

00:38:34.599 --> 00:38:37.760
that's like going to blow your mind, but it's,

00:38:37.760 --> 00:38:41.900
it's still worth watching. You can only detail

00:38:41.900 --> 00:38:45.699
dinosaurs, either eating someone or people running

00:38:45.699 --> 00:38:49.920
away from them so much. Yeah. So, and I think

00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:52.159
that, I think this movies were like, if you,

00:38:52.159 --> 00:38:55.179
if you're, if you're hesitant about watching

00:38:55.179 --> 00:38:58.019
it, Or maybe you're not the biggest Jurassic

00:38:58.019 --> 00:39:04.699
Park universe fan. Or just say dinosaurs in general.

00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:07.500
If you're not the biggest dinosaur fan, probably

00:39:07.500 --> 00:39:10.119
not the movie for you. But if you like them in

00:39:10.119 --> 00:39:14.820
any capacity, I think if you like the original

00:39:14.820 --> 00:39:18.460
Jurassic Parks, I think this one's worth checking

00:39:18.460 --> 00:39:24.670
out. I would agree. Yeah, but with that, Rose

00:39:24.670 --> 00:39:26.989
is about to spoil the entire freaking movie for

00:39:26.989 --> 00:39:30.090
you in our favorite segment that we like to call

00:39:30.090 --> 00:39:37.170
Reading with Rose. Yeah. All right, here we go.

00:39:40.329 --> 00:39:44.150
In 2008, InGen is operating in Dinosaur Research

00:39:44.150 --> 00:39:50.519
Laboratory on... L .A. St. Hubert in the Atlantic

00:39:50.519 --> 00:39:54.380
Ocean. I know I butchered that. Strong start.

00:39:54.880 --> 00:39:59.900
Right? Very strong start. The site is used for

00:39:59.900 --> 00:40:03.059
genetic experiments including transgenic and

00:40:03.059 --> 00:40:06.119
mutated dinosaurs. One of these creations, a

00:40:06.119 --> 00:40:11.019
deformed six -limbed tyrannosaur dubbed Distortus

00:40:11.019 --> 00:40:14.340
Rex, escapes containment. That's not what they

00:40:14.340 --> 00:40:19.630
called it! man wikipedia never lies caleb i i

00:40:19.630 --> 00:40:23.030
know but like they didn't even call it that like

00:40:23.030 --> 00:40:25.989
i was looking and i was waiting for them to give

00:40:25.989 --> 00:40:32.989
it a name but all they had was d rex so dumb

00:40:32.989 --> 00:40:38.289
um would it make you feel better if i just said

00:40:38.289 --> 00:40:40.909
d rex do you not want me to say this tortoise

00:40:40.909 --> 00:40:44.989
rex this is a spoiler alert for like the costumes

00:40:44.989 --> 00:40:49.539
and i'm art I think this is more of a, uh, I

00:40:49.539 --> 00:40:51.900
don't know. I haven't decided whether I'm where

00:40:51.900 --> 00:40:55.280
I'm putting it yet. Yeah. But I would, I would

00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:59.260
actually prefer if you called it what it is.

00:40:59.380 --> 00:41:02.039
And it's the fricking dime store. Rain core.

00:41:04.900 --> 00:41:08.980
All right. I can do that. All right. Dub the

00:41:08.980 --> 00:41:14.980
dime store. Rain core escapes containment. It

00:41:14.980 --> 00:41:18.079
kills an employee and wreaks havoc, forcing the

00:41:18.079 --> 00:41:22.260
personnel to abandon the island. In 2025, most

00:41:22.260 --> 00:41:25.199
of Earth's climate has become inhospitable to

00:41:25.199 --> 00:41:28.840
sustain the de -extinct dinosaurs. The remaining

00:41:28.840 --> 00:41:31.659
animals survive in areas around the equator,

00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:35.960
which resemble the Mesozoic climate, making them

00:41:35.960 --> 00:41:41.019
no -travel zones. Martin Krebs, an executive

00:41:41.019 --> 00:41:44.920
at pharmaceutical company Parker Genix, recruits

00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:47.679
Zora Bennett, an ex -military covert operative,

00:41:47.739 --> 00:41:50.280
to collaborate with paleontologist Dr. Henry

00:41:50.280 --> 00:41:53.679
Loomis on a top -secret mission. Their goal is

00:41:53.679 --> 00:41:56.480
to retrieve biomaterial samples from the three

00:41:56.480 --> 00:41:59.099
largest remaining prehistoric specimens, which

00:41:59.099 --> 00:42:01.300
hold the key to a new heart disease treatment.

00:42:02.190 --> 00:42:06.829
In a bar in Suriname, Zora recruits her longtime

00:42:06.829 --> 00:42:09.230
friend Duncan Kincaid to lead the expedition.

00:42:09.610 --> 00:42:12.829
He brings boat diver LeClerc, mercenary Nina,

00:42:13.010 --> 00:42:16.769
and security chief Bobby Atwater. The exhibition

00:42:16.769 --> 00:42:21.369
team sets out to L .A. St. Hubert to extract

00:42:21.369 --> 00:42:25.449
samples from the aquatic Mosasaurus, terrestrial

00:42:25.449 --> 00:42:34.719
Titanosaurus, and avian... Oh my god. I don't

00:42:34.719 --> 00:42:39.400
know how to say that goddamn thing. Oh, geez.

00:42:40.599 --> 00:42:44.280
Meanwhile, Ruben Delgado is sailing nearby with

00:42:44.280 --> 00:42:47.099
his daughters, Isabella and Teresa, before Teresa

00:42:47.099 --> 00:42:50.199
leaves for college. Traveling with them is Teresa's

00:42:50.199 --> 00:42:53.699
boyfriend, Xavier Dobbs, whom Ruben finds obnoxious.

00:42:54.619 --> 00:42:57.340
The family is shipwrecked by the Mosasaurus and

00:42:57.340 --> 00:42:59.960
uses a radio to call for help with the expedition

00:42:59.960 --> 00:43:05.179
team coming to their rescue. The team soon encounters

00:43:05.179 --> 00:43:08.099
the Mosasaurus and extracts a sample from it,

00:43:08.139 --> 00:43:10.440
but the creature returns with a group of Spinosaurus

00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:14.099
and attacks the ship, killing Bobby. Teresa attempts

00:43:14.099 --> 00:43:16.380
to use the radio to call for help, but Martin

00:43:16.380 --> 00:43:18.980
panics and shoves her away to protect the mission's

00:43:18.980 --> 00:43:22.170
secrecy. Teresa falls overboard after Martin

00:43:22.170 --> 00:43:25.190
refuses to help her. Xavier jumps overboard to

00:43:25.190 --> 00:43:27.510
rescue her, followed by Ruben and Isabella, who

00:43:27.510 --> 00:43:31.030
then separate from the exhibition team. The Mosasaur

00:43:31.030 --> 00:43:34.050
forces the ship aground, and Nina is killed on

00:43:34.050 --> 00:43:37.929
shore by a Spinosaurus. Zora informs the survivors

00:43:37.929 --> 00:43:41.250
that she employed a rescue helicopter to circle

00:43:41.250 --> 00:43:46.420
the island in 24 hours. Uh, the team soon encounters

00:43:46.420 --> 00:43:48.980
the Mosasaurus and extracts a sample from it,

00:43:49.019 --> 00:43:51.159
but the creature returns. Oh, wait, sorry. I

00:43:51.159 --> 00:43:54.099
already read that. I'm sorry. Uh, the team locates

00:43:54.099 --> 00:43:58.960
a Titanosaurus. He heard in a, in a field and

00:43:58.960 --> 00:44:02.760
extracts the second sample because the God damn

00:44:02.760 --> 00:44:07.750
it. The quit. The Quetzalcoatlus is a large and

00:44:07.750 --> 00:44:10.369
carnivorous animal. The team hopes to avoid issues

00:44:10.369 --> 00:44:13.449
by obtaining their final sample from an egg instead.

00:44:14.070 --> 00:44:17.309
Zora, Henry, and Leclerc will rappel to each

00:44:17.309 --> 00:44:21.849
to reach a nest located in an ancient temple

00:44:21.849 --> 00:44:26.889
on the side of a cliff. Apparent Quetzalcoatlus

00:44:28.099 --> 00:44:31.340
returns to the nest and devours LeClerc, but

00:44:31.340 --> 00:44:33.639
Zora and Henry manage to escape with the sample.

00:44:34.300 --> 00:44:37.139
Elsewhere on the island, Ruben commends Xavier

00:44:37.139 --> 00:44:40.059
for rescuing Teresa. The family searches for

00:44:40.059 --> 00:44:43.599
the InGen complex and encounters various dinosaurs,

00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:48.340
including a Mutadon, a mutated raptor slash...

00:44:50.340 --> 00:44:53.400
I'm like a pterosaur. I'm a hybrid. I don't know

00:44:53.400 --> 00:44:57.719
how the hell to say that. Dude, my buddy JC is

00:44:57.719 --> 00:44:59.679
probably just like, Jonathan, how do you not

00:44:59.679 --> 00:45:04.139
know how to pronounce these? You don't practice.

00:45:05.760 --> 00:45:09.099
And an equilops, which Isabella adopts and names

00:45:09.099 --> 00:45:12.440
Dolores. They find a raft, and after surviving

00:45:12.440 --> 00:45:16.360
a Tyrannosaurus Rex attack, proceed down a river.

00:45:17.449 --> 00:45:19.710
At the complex, the family reunites with the

00:45:19.710 --> 00:45:22.510
expedition group. When Teresa denounces Martin,

00:45:22.750 --> 00:45:25.110
he holds the others at gunpoint, takes the samples

00:45:25.110 --> 00:45:28.110
from Zora, and flees to the helipad alone by

00:45:28.110 --> 00:45:32.210
UTV. A pack of mutadons descend on the survivors

00:45:32.210 --> 00:45:35.010
who escape through underground tunnels. The rescue

00:45:35.010 --> 00:45:38.289
helicopter arrives, but is destroyed by the distortus

00:45:38.289 --> 00:45:41.969
wrecks, which then devours Martin. The survivors

00:45:41.969 --> 00:45:44.650
reach a locked gate at the end of the tunnel

00:45:44.650 --> 00:45:48.230
and see a boat on the other side. Isabella, small

00:45:48.230 --> 00:45:51.030
enough to fit through the gate, unlocks it, allowing

00:45:51.030 --> 00:45:52.829
the group to load onto the boat while Duncan

00:45:52.829 --> 00:45:57.170
diverts the D -Rex using a flare. Zora, Henry,

00:45:57.449 --> 00:46:00.409
Ruben, Teresa, Xavier, and Isabella escape, and

00:46:00.409 --> 00:46:03.250
Duncan rejoins them after the D -Rex retreats.

00:46:03.530 --> 00:46:06.250
With the samples in hand, Zora and Henry agree

00:46:06.250 --> 00:46:09.030
to distribute the new medicine without a patent,

00:46:09.349 --> 00:46:13.349
making it open source for the entire planet.

00:46:16.429 --> 00:46:21.969
hell yeah okay maybe it's just me i don't think

00:46:21.969 --> 00:46:24.550
duncan should have survived i think he should

00:46:24.550 --> 00:46:28.289
have just died that would i don't know just it

00:46:28.289 --> 00:46:30.070
would have been a very noble sacrifice and like

00:46:30.070 --> 00:46:33.130
the fact that like he just like appears i'm like

00:46:33.130 --> 00:46:36.889
what the fuck like for real it totally ruined

00:46:36.889 --> 00:46:41.829
the weight of that whole situation yeah no like

00:46:41.829 --> 00:46:46.860
seriously like I get it. It's Mahershala Ali.

00:46:46.960 --> 00:46:50.219
I wouldn't want him to die either, but it was

00:46:50.219 --> 00:46:52.320
a noble sacrifice. It would have made sense for

00:46:52.320 --> 00:46:56.739
the character, but I digress. Yeah. Freaking

00:46:56.739 --> 00:47:01.820
bullshit. Yeah. When I saw him, like when I saw

00:47:01.820 --> 00:47:04.800
the flare going out, I was like, are you actually

00:47:04.800 --> 00:47:08.320
kidding me? You're going to ruin his heroic death

00:47:08.320 --> 00:47:13.780
like that? Yeah. That's jacked up. No, dude.

00:47:13.820 --> 00:47:18.179
Straight up. Yeah, there there was quite a few

00:47:18.179 --> 00:47:23.559
like story wise. There's like there's nothing

00:47:23.559 --> 00:47:27.820
about this movie that screams like, oh, my gosh,

00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:32.059
like this is a fantastic story or whatever. It's

00:47:32.059 --> 00:47:37.420
it's. Yeah, it's basic. No, it is. And I'm. So

00:47:37.420 --> 00:47:39.920
my favorite Jurassic Park movie is Jurassic World.

00:47:40.039 --> 00:47:43.619
I freaking love that movie. And I think the reason

00:47:43.619 --> 00:47:46.079
I do is because you actually get to see the park

00:47:46.079 --> 00:47:48.880
fully established. And that is just cool as hell.

00:47:49.579 --> 00:47:53.400
Yeah. And then, you know, it goes haywire, of

00:47:53.400 --> 00:47:57.139
course. And then, you know, the next two sequels

00:47:57.139 --> 00:48:01.460
are focused on the repercussions of that. And

00:48:01.460 --> 00:48:04.820
this one as well. Rebirth is kind of like a soft

00:48:04.820 --> 00:48:09.880
reboot, but it's not like saying any of the Jurassic

00:48:09.880 --> 00:48:12.059
World or Jurassic Park films never happened.

00:48:13.900 --> 00:48:16.400
I wouldn't say this is technically a reboot.

00:48:16.539 --> 00:48:21.539
This is more like a slightly unattached sequel.

00:48:22.840 --> 00:48:24.719
No, that's fair. I mean, I only say a soft reboot

00:48:24.719 --> 00:48:27.360
because the characters from the other Jurassic

00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:31.860
World movies are never talked about. So they're

00:48:31.860 --> 00:48:33.579
kind of like... going in a different direction

00:48:33.579 --> 00:48:36.500
with this uh this i'm i'm pretty sure that this

00:48:36.500 --> 00:48:39.980
is turning into a new trilogy um you wouldn't

00:48:39.980 --> 00:48:43.960
be upset with that no i wouldn't either um and

00:48:43.960 --> 00:48:46.880
so like while i did like like the story was like

00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:49.860
decent like i had a decent time with it it's

00:48:49.860 --> 00:48:52.980
just with jurassic park movies and jurassic world

00:48:52.980 --> 00:48:55.699
movies sometimes i struggle getting into them

00:48:55.699 --> 00:48:59.929
because I do think dinosaurs are cool, don't

00:48:59.929 --> 00:49:04.250
get me wrong, but the whole backstory, understanding

00:49:04.250 --> 00:49:10.130
them, trying to get research, trying to get samples,

00:49:10.610 --> 00:49:14.769
stuff like that, I don't know. Sometimes that

00:49:14.769 --> 00:49:17.590
stuff just doesn't do it for me. Like I said,

00:49:17.610 --> 00:49:19.610
the reason Jurassic World worked so well for

00:49:19.610 --> 00:49:22.690
me is because you actually got to see the park.

00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:25.219
you actually got to see it fully established.

00:49:25.340 --> 00:49:28.500
Like it was originally intended, which was so

00:49:28.500 --> 00:49:32.699
freaking cool. And so with this one kind of,

00:49:32.699 --> 00:49:37.519
I feel this one kind of pulled a, a lost world

00:49:37.519 --> 00:49:40.679
kind of thing where you go to an eye, you go

00:49:40.679 --> 00:49:43.400
to an Island that not a lot of people know about.

00:49:43.500 --> 00:49:46.000
This is where, you know, the, the reject dinosaurs

00:49:46.000 --> 00:49:48.519
are where this one, this is where all the mutated

00:49:48.519 --> 00:49:53.699
dinosaurs are. And just like, yeah, it can get

00:49:53.699 --> 00:49:56.960
interesting it really can um and i will say all

00:49:56.960 --> 00:50:00.559
the dinosaurs are there or like they all live

00:50:00.559 --> 00:50:03.400
i think that like the dinosaurs have all just

00:50:03.400 --> 00:50:07.019
kind of congregated along different islands around

00:50:07.019 --> 00:50:11.099
the equator okay like i think that was what they

00:50:11.099 --> 00:50:14.739
were i missed that yeah okay i think i don't

00:50:14.739 --> 00:50:17.760
think it was designated just like one one zone

00:50:17.760 --> 00:50:21.599
that would make sense um But it was, like, the

00:50:21.599 --> 00:50:24.019
islands along that equator, there was, like,

00:50:24.039 --> 00:50:26.460
a certain, like, radius around them that was,

00:50:26.539 --> 00:50:29.219
like, no -go. Yeah. So there were still, like,

00:50:29.239 --> 00:50:31.380
routes and stuff that they could travel to, like,

00:50:31.380 --> 00:50:34.619
get beyond the equator without being at risk

00:50:34.619 --> 00:50:38.219
of, like, dealing with dinosaurs. Okay, all right,

00:50:38.239 --> 00:50:42.559
that makes sense. So, yeah, so, like, with the

00:50:42.559 --> 00:50:45.000
story in this movie, like, everything that we

00:50:45.000 --> 00:50:47.940
got when it was just the exhibition crew, you

00:50:47.940 --> 00:50:52.480
know, like... John Jonathan Bailey Scarlett Johansson

00:50:52.480 --> 00:50:55.019
Mahershala Ali like when it was those three and

00:50:55.019 --> 00:50:58.619
then also their team like um like for the most

00:50:58.619 --> 00:51:01.380
part I really enjoyed that story like I especially

00:51:01.380 --> 00:51:06.599
when they um when uh and I'm sorry I'm I'm forgetting

00:51:06.599 --> 00:51:09.900
her name like the part when Scarlett Johansson's

00:51:09.900 --> 00:51:14.360
character is like kind of like at a crosshair

00:51:14.360 --> 00:51:19.000
she doesn't know if she wants to Go fully with

00:51:19.000 --> 00:51:25.199
what the the the jackass. Yeah, there we go.

00:51:25.260 --> 00:51:29.780
The jackass wants or kind of do the right thing

00:51:29.780 --> 00:51:35.239
and release these these specimens to the world

00:51:35.239 --> 00:51:40.099
where like it can actually help cure health health.

00:51:40.340 --> 00:51:43.699
Was it it wasn't cancer, was it? No, it's just

00:51:43.699 --> 00:51:48.260
like heart like heart issues. okay meant to like

00:51:48.260 --> 00:51:51.940
help against like heart problems yeah so like

00:51:51.940 --> 00:51:53.719
you know like her deciding like well do i want

00:51:53.719 --> 00:51:56.360
to get paid or do i want to help the world um

00:51:56.360 --> 00:52:01.019
and then just you know like also uh jonathan

00:52:01.019 --> 00:52:05.300
bailey's uh character story um you know like

00:52:05.300 --> 00:52:09.420
how like being able to go on this type of exhibition

00:52:09.420 --> 00:52:12.239
is like a dream come true but he still had his

00:52:12.239 --> 00:52:15.019
uh his quarrels with it. And you can, you can

00:52:15.019 --> 00:52:17.219
see it throughout the movie. And so like everything

00:52:17.219 --> 00:52:20.659
with those guys, like that was cool. And, you

00:52:20.659 --> 00:52:24.360
know, like seeing them having to dive more into,

00:52:24.400 --> 00:52:27.059
to these species of dinosaurs, like that, that,

00:52:27.059 --> 00:52:29.960
that was some cool stuff. It's just the other

00:52:29.960 --> 00:52:33.119
half of the story with this family and the boyfriend

00:52:33.119 --> 00:52:36.719
that when that was on screen, I was bored as

00:52:36.719 --> 00:52:40.539
hell. Like, I'm going to be honest. I think I

00:52:40.539 --> 00:52:44.949
dozed off like at least once. during during those

00:52:44.949 --> 00:52:50.190
scenes you know what makes sense but i'm actually

00:52:50.190 --> 00:52:52.789
reversed i cared more about the family than i

00:52:52.789 --> 00:52:58.590
did about the excavation really yeah huh okay

00:52:58.590 --> 00:53:05.150
interesting yeah like i like listen the boyfriend

00:53:05.150 --> 00:53:08.590
in that like whole deal annoying as shit like

00:53:08.590 --> 00:53:12.659
he was just like with no other explanation he

00:53:12.659 --> 00:53:16.639
was just a freaking asshole and it was it was

00:53:16.639 --> 00:53:19.820
annoying like that part where he goes to freaking

00:53:19.820 --> 00:53:22.300
take a piss and there's all that shit going on

00:53:22.300 --> 00:53:25.659
behind him that was hilarious oh my but it was

00:53:25.659 --> 00:53:30.460
also like it was it was cool though yeah it was

00:53:30.460 --> 00:53:32.960
super cool and it's just like dude you don't

00:53:32.960 --> 00:53:39.329
know how freaking lucky you are seriously like

00:53:39.329 --> 00:53:42.650
that shit was crazy i was like i was worried

00:53:42.650 --> 00:53:44.489
that they were going to just straight up murder

00:53:44.489 --> 00:53:47.170
him like even though i found him annoying i was

00:53:47.170 --> 00:53:48.750
like there's no way that they're just gonna freaking

00:53:48.750 --> 00:53:52.170
do this to him and so yeah when it came when

00:53:52.170 --> 00:53:55.750
the raptor started jumping i was like like i

00:53:55.750 --> 00:53:58.710
was i was built up like this what this movie

00:53:58.710 --> 00:54:06.539
did well was building tension like if there's

00:54:06.539 --> 00:54:08.920
anything that this movie did well it was the

00:54:08.920 --> 00:54:12.300
tension building and i will say that that's across

00:54:12.300 --> 00:54:15.360
the board even with the team that i didn't like

00:54:15.360 --> 00:54:20.539
necessarily care for there it the the the vibe

00:54:20.539 --> 00:54:24.920
was like it was very tense yeah and so i think

00:54:24.920 --> 00:54:28.199
that worked out in its favor really well it's

00:54:28.199 --> 00:54:30.380
just i think when you get down to the nitty -gritty

00:54:30.380 --> 00:54:33.159
story it was like kind of hard to care about

00:54:33.849 --> 00:54:38.750
It was. I don't know. For them to be like, okay,

00:54:38.829 --> 00:54:42.869
our team has basically been torn apart or whatever.

00:54:43.110 --> 00:54:46.409
It was odd for them to continue on with the mission,

00:54:46.550 --> 00:54:50.969
I felt, when they were at risk of like, oh, shit,

00:54:51.010 --> 00:54:57.230
we need to call in an EVAC ASA, please. I think.

00:54:58.800 --> 00:55:01.440
I don't know, maybe just because I don't remember

00:55:01.440 --> 00:55:03.599
the original Jurassic Park movies that well.

00:55:03.719 --> 00:55:07.679
I'm going to be honest. But them still deciding

00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:11.059
to pursue with the mission to be like, no, no,

00:55:11.079 --> 00:55:12.820
no, we're not going to call it off. We're still

00:55:12.820 --> 00:55:14.699
going to go. We're still going to push through.

00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:17.059
That didn't really surprise me that much. I'm

00:55:17.059 --> 00:55:18.900
like, that kind of seems like something they

00:55:18.900 --> 00:55:22.280
would do in a freaking Jurassic Park movie. Fair.

00:55:22.940 --> 00:55:26.539
Yeah, it's it's I think that's like what it's

00:55:26.539 --> 00:55:29.920
it's truly lacking is like a very memorable story

00:55:29.920 --> 00:55:33.559
like this. It's it's going to be the same like

00:55:33.559 --> 00:55:39.599
Jurassic Park 2 or I'll say Jurassic World 2.

00:55:40.079 --> 00:55:44.320
Like it's Jurassic Park and Jurassic World. I

00:55:44.320 --> 00:55:46.639
feel are very memorable because that's just shit

00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:50.369
hitting the fan. Yeah. Oh yeah, definitely two

00:55:50.369 --> 00:55:52.809
and three. That's when you get into like the,

00:55:52.849 --> 00:55:56.010
all right, like the con of convoluted shit. Like

00:55:56.010 --> 00:55:59.429
how do we get back to the dinosaurs or how do

00:55:59.429 --> 00:56:02.230
we put people back in the dinosaurs? So they

00:56:02.230 --> 00:56:04.469
kind of have to come up with a bullshit reason.

00:56:05.750 --> 00:56:11.570
And so this kind of the same deal, like they

00:56:11.570 --> 00:56:15.769
just kind of had to come up with a reason for

00:56:15.769 --> 00:56:20.989
a team to go back. with the dinosaurs yeah so

00:56:20.989 --> 00:56:26.369
it's just it's it's odd no that's and like maybe

00:56:26.369 --> 00:56:29.809
like i'm wondering like maybe we would feel different

00:56:29.809 --> 00:56:32.630
if like both of us like enjoy this franchise

00:56:32.630 --> 00:56:35.869
as much as some other people like my buddy jc

00:56:35.869 --> 00:56:39.210
because dinosaurs he absolutely loves to death

00:56:39.210 --> 00:56:41.809
like he loves this franchise but i do remember

00:56:41.809 --> 00:56:43.989
like even him like when we came out of seeing

00:56:43.989 --> 00:56:47.239
this movie in theaters um Like he said, yeah,

00:56:47.340 --> 00:56:48.940
you know, like I enjoyed that. That was pretty

00:56:48.940 --> 00:56:50.900
good. I think I would rank it like below the,

00:56:50.940 --> 00:56:53.900
the first Jurassic park, Jurassic world, and

00:56:53.900 --> 00:56:57.079
then Jurassic park, um, the lost world. So I

00:56:57.079 --> 00:56:59.280
probably put it in like fourth place out of,

00:56:59.280 --> 00:57:02.800
uh, how many was there? Seven Jurassic, Jurassic

00:57:02.800 --> 00:57:06.420
movies now. Yeah. But like, I think, I think

00:57:06.420 --> 00:57:08.159
like the other day we were actually talking about

00:57:08.159 --> 00:57:11.059
it and I think it's actually gone lower. Yeah.

00:57:11.719 --> 00:57:14.179
I think it's, um, like it's gone to like number

00:57:14.179 --> 00:57:22.019
like five or six now. damn yeah um so so like

00:57:22.019 --> 00:57:24.260
i'm wondering if like maybe our opinions with

00:57:24.260 --> 00:57:26.000
the story might be a little bit different if

00:57:26.000 --> 00:57:28.579
we enjoy this franchise as much as others but

00:57:28.579 --> 00:57:31.719
like as we stand as like people that like like

00:57:31.719 --> 00:57:33.800
we we do get enjoyment out of these movies but

00:57:33.800 --> 00:57:36.519
like we're just not like devoted jurassic park

00:57:36.519 --> 00:57:42.900
fans yeah um gosh this one's tough for me i'm

00:57:42.900 --> 00:57:46.530
probably like my average my like very average

00:57:46.530 --> 00:57:52.230
story is typically at like 75 i think i'm sitting

00:57:52.230 --> 00:57:57.289
around like even 70 sounds high i think i might

00:57:57.289 --> 00:58:00.449
i might be at 69. like i'm not quite cracking

00:58:00.449 --> 00:58:04.269
70s with this story yet it i mean it's good it's

00:58:04.269 --> 00:58:06.869
watchable it's it's definitely like a shut your

00:58:06.869 --> 00:58:10.969
brain off type of movie but i think that like

00:58:10.969 --> 00:58:12.949
i'm going to have that issue like at the further

00:58:13.639 --> 00:58:16.579
distance i get from this movie i'm kind of going

00:58:16.579 --> 00:58:20.760
to forget what it was about yeah no that's fair

00:58:20.760 --> 00:58:26.179
um i think i would be in the 70s with this movie

00:58:26.179 --> 00:58:29.980
i i think it does deserve that in my opinion

00:58:29.980 --> 00:58:33.420
it's it's definitely not that high um i mean

00:58:33.420 --> 00:58:35.559
hell honestly i think i would give it just like

00:58:35.559 --> 00:58:41.250
exactly a 70 um and like you know like i know

00:58:41.250 --> 00:58:43.670
we're supposed to just be reviewing this specific

00:58:43.670 --> 00:58:46.070
one but if i'm thinking back of like other jurassic

00:58:46.070 --> 00:58:49.150
park movies that i've seen like dominion that

00:58:49.150 --> 00:58:53.570
one that story i would put in the 60s absolutely

00:58:53.570 --> 00:58:57.969
like that one is just so nostalgia based in my

00:58:57.969 --> 00:59:00.309
opinion that it just hurts that story so bad

00:59:00.309 --> 00:59:05.079
um and it sucks because you know Like it was

00:59:05.079 --> 00:59:07.039
awesome seeing those characters again, but just,

00:59:07.079 --> 00:59:11.300
it was a little too much. And so like, I'd probably

00:59:11.300 --> 00:59:13.420
be in like fricking the low sixties with that.

00:59:13.860 --> 00:59:18.239
And so I feel like this one is like slightly

00:59:18.239 --> 00:59:21.900
higher than that. If not, maybe a little bit

00:59:21.900 --> 00:59:24.800
higher than fallen kingdom, which fallen kingdom

00:59:24.800 --> 00:59:28.260
I'd probably put in the high sixties. So I think

00:59:28.260 --> 00:59:32.760
giving a rebirth, just like a solid 70 that like

00:59:32.760 --> 00:59:35.280
it. barely makes the 70s but to me the story

00:59:35.280 --> 00:59:37.559
is just a little bit better than those two i

00:59:37.559 --> 00:59:42.059
think i'm comfortable with that yeah i i don't

00:59:42.059 --> 00:59:44.639
know like that with with dominion i've i've heard

00:59:44.639 --> 00:59:46.519
that complain a lot that it's very nostalgia

00:59:46.519 --> 00:59:49.940
heavy and there's a difference between doing

00:59:49.940 --> 00:59:53.440
like fans are like you can never go wrong with

00:59:53.440 --> 00:59:56.079
doing fan service like i don't think there's

00:59:56.079 --> 00:59:58.880
anything wrong with that it's just the way that

00:59:58.880 --> 01:00:01.769
you utilize it Like, if you're just trying to

01:00:01.769 --> 01:00:05.909
pull stuff out of your ass and force, like, these

01:00:05.909 --> 01:00:08.650
things to happen, like, force nostalgia to happen,

01:00:08.750 --> 01:00:11.550
it doesn't feel... Like, you could tell. Like,

01:00:11.570 --> 01:00:13.469
it doesn't feel natural. It feels, like, kind

01:00:13.469 --> 01:00:16.329
of forced down your throat. Yeah. And I don't

01:00:16.329 --> 01:00:19.550
think anyone enjoys that shit. No. But, like,

01:00:19.550 --> 01:00:23.170
then you got a movie that's, like, 100 % fan

01:00:23.170 --> 01:00:28.389
service done right, like Deadpool and Wolverine.

01:00:28.809 --> 01:00:31.269
exactly what i was thinking yeah like that one

01:00:31.269 --> 01:00:36.389
is just that like it's it like i'll say this

01:00:36.389 --> 01:00:42.110
it does it feels forced in a natural way yes

01:00:42.110 --> 01:00:46.110
like because of this like because you are introduced

01:00:46.110 --> 01:00:51.050
to this world where a combination of all like

01:00:51.050 --> 01:00:55.289
multiversal rejects are you can kind of play

01:00:55.289 --> 01:00:57.070
around and be like, all right, let's bring these

01:00:57.070 --> 01:00:59.389
guys in. Let's bring these guys in. Like, let's

01:00:59.389 --> 01:01:01.989
do this, this and that. But with a story like

01:01:01.989 --> 01:01:07.150
Jurassic Park or Jurassic World, if you're relying

01:01:07.150 --> 01:01:09.349
too heavily on that, like you have to have a

01:01:09.349 --> 01:01:12.809
natural reason for people to come together rather

01:01:12.809 --> 01:01:15.789
than them just being like just throwing them

01:01:15.789 --> 01:01:20.210
in for shits and giggles. Yeah. So I think that's

01:01:20.210 --> 01:01:23.719
that's probably. where like the movies like dominion

01:01:23.719 --> 01:01:26.159
like yeah like it would be significantly lower

01:01:26.159 --> 01:01:31.719
because that it's forced nostalgia without doing

01:01:31.719 --> 01:01:35.340
any of the real work to bring it together naturally

01:01:35.340 --> 01:01:39.739
yeah no definitely and here like is like there

01:01:39.739 --> 01:01:45.159
wasn't too much um it wasn't very nostalgia heavy

01:01:45.159 --> 01:01:48.960
it was just it was a story that made a little

01:01:48.960 --> 01:01:52.449
bit of sense like enough for like to justify

01:01:52.449 --> 01:01:56.309
them going to seek out these dinosaurs and then

01:01:56.309 --> 01:01:58.610
it was like all right cool and then everything

01:01:58.610 --> 01:02:02.969
else after that was was adequate yeah yeah it

01:02:02.969 --> 01:02:05.570
wasn't like blowing you away or anything but

01:02:05.570 --> 01:02:10.010
yeah all right moving on over to writing i put

01:02:10.010 --> 01:02:16.010
this in the 70s that's fair yeah yeah i think

01:02:16.010 --> 01:02:19.789
um like writing i yeah i would be like a couple

01:02:19.789 --> 01:02:22.329
points higher so like i think i'd give writing

01:02:22.329 --> 01:02:25.210
a 72 that's actually right where i was sitting

01:02:25.210 --> 01:02:31.389
too perfect i i think it was at least for me

01:02:31.389 --> 01:02:34.309
like i the the the stuff with the family and

01:02:34.309 --> 01:02:37.530
like their conversations were really good um

01:02:37.530 --> 01:02:39.750
it was that like the team once they kind of got

01:02:39.750 --> 01:02:43.969
or getting a little too sciencey for like that's

01:02:43.969 --> 01:02:45.969
where like they started losing me and i was like

01:02:45.969 --> 01:02:49.449
i was i think for like like you know like i didn't

01:02:49.449 --> 01:02:51.449
understand all the stuff that they were talking

01:02:51.449 --> 01:02:53.210
about but i think for the most part like i did

01:02:53.210 --> 01:02:55.250
enjoy even when they were talking about all that

01:02:55.250 --> 01:02:58.969
uh evolution stuff and all that science stuff

01:02:58.969 --> 01:03:03.909
um um i especially liked the writing for jonathan

01:03:03.909 --> 01:03:07.360
bailey's character because I think everybody

01:03:07.360 --> 01:03:09.639
would be like this, but for him especially, for

01:03:09.639 --> 01:03:12.420
how he's devoted his life to learning about these

01:03:12.420 --> 01:03:19.840
creatures. He was like a prodigy of not Alan

01:03:19.840 --> 01:03:24.920
Grant, but the original guy that created Jurassic

01:03:24.920 --> 01:03:29.239
Park. I need to know his name. Wasn't he Dr.

01:03:29.400 --> 01:03:36.510
Loomis? I don't know if that was his name. um

01:03:36.510 --> 01:03:40.929
it could have been no john hammond that that

01:03:40.929 --> 01:03:43.530
was who yeah that was the original creator of

01:03:43.530 --> 01:03:46.869
jurassic park okay why am i why does the name

01:03:46.869 --> 01:03:51.670
loomis sound so familiar halloween oh that's

01:03:51.670 --> 01:03:56.570
right yeah i was sitting here dude i'm like that

01:03:56.570 --> 01:03:59.789
whole movie like i was thinking that loomis was

01:03:59.789 --> 01:04:04.809
the freaking doctor from the og And if you're

01:04:04.809 --> 01:04:07.190
no, dude, you're good. Cause you know what makes

01:04:07.190 --> 01:04:09.150
us even perfect. If you're watching this video,

01:04:09.230 --> 01:04:11.889
Caleb is wearing a Halloween shirt. Oh my God.

01:04:12.010 --> 01:04:17.090
Right. That's even better. The, the one, the

01:04:17.090 --> 01:04:19.570
one with the original poster and everything.

01:04:20.130 --> 01:04:23.030
Yeah. It's, you know, it'd make it even funnier

01:04:23.030 --> 01:04:25.530
if somewhere on here, it had like Dr. Loomis.

01:04:27.389 --> 01:04:30.010
It doesn't. It has the, it has the fricking quote.

01:04:30.090 --> 01:04:36.539
I shot him six times. Dr. Loomis. Uh, but, um,

01:04:36.619 --> 01:04:39.159
yeah, so just, you know, like how he shepherded

01:04:39.159 --> 01:04:42.380
John Hammond, like he was, he literally learned

01:04:42.380 --> 01:04:44.500
everything that he knows about dinosaurs from

01:04:44.500 --> 01:04:48.739
him. So, you know, hearing about that and with

01:04:48.739 --> 01:04:51.699
hearing him talk about him to Scarlett Johansson

01:04:51.699 --> 01:04:53.860
when they first get introduced and then, you

01:04:53.860 --> 01:04:55.480
know, when they go on this exhibition, especially

01:04:55.480 --> 01:04:58.199
when they see those, I'm just going to call them

01:04:58.199 --> 01:05:00.139
long neck dinosaurs. I'm sorry. I don't know

01:05:00.139 --> 01:05:03.349
the name. Um, but when they go to get the sample

01:05:03.349 --> 01:05:06.289
from them and he's standing in the grass, just

01:05:06.289 --> 01:05:08.909
looking up at them and he touches their, one

01:05:08.909 --> 01:05:10.989
of their, uh, legs for the very first time. And

01:05:10.989 --> 01:05:13.389
you just, he gets this like overwhelming sense

01:05:13.389 --> 01:05:16.630
of joy. Like, I feel like anybody would get that.

01:05:16.690 --> 01:05:18.349
Like, especially like seeing like a dinosaur

01:05:18.349 --> 01:05:20.110
like that, that, you know, is just going to like,

01:05:20.110 --> 01:05:22.130
just leave you alone. Isn't going to like try

01:05:22.130 --> 01:05:26.000
to kill you. It was just. just whatever um but

01:05:26.000 --> 01:05:27.860
you know like for someone that's you know devoted

01:05:27.860 --> 01:05:31.219
their life to um researching these creatures

01:05:31.219 --> 01:05:34.780
like i can't imagine how over the over the moon

01:05:34.780 --> 01:05:38.239
he was being able to finally see one and touch

01:05:38.239 --> 01:05:42.440
one in real life yeah you know what the biggest

01:05:42.440 --> 01:05:49.280
freaking bullshit part of like all that was like

01:05:49.280 --> 01:05:52.579
i'll say this it happened a lot throughout this

01:05:52.579 --> 01:05:56.840
entire movie how these dinosaurs just kind of

01:05:56.840 --> 01:06:02.880
appeared out of freaking nowhere yeah that's

01:06:02.880 --> 01:06:05.340
yeah that's fair like the like they're walking

01:06:05.340 --> 01:06:08.420
through this field that is seemingly empty and

01:06:08.420 --> 01:06:11.360
then they like oh wow look and then it's just

01:06:11.360 --> 01:06:14.760
a big ass freaking what they call a titanosaur

01:06:14.760 --> 01:06:18.260
yeah Comes out of the freaking bushes and is

01:06:18.260 --> 01:06:20.300
just like, oh, my gosh. And then they, like,

01:06:20.320 --> 01:06:23.260
run a little ways. And then they're like, oh,

01:06:23.280 --> 01:06:26.260
my gosh. And they go to, like, touch it. I'm

01:06:26.260 --> 01:06:29.059
like, are you shitting me? You tell me that bastard

01:06:29.059 --> 01:06:35.260
was hiding in the tall grass? And, like, not

01:06:35.260 --> 01:06:38.579
even just those two. A freaking herd of them?

01:06:41.869 --> 01:06:44.789
But they constantly did that shit. They freaking

01:06:44.789 --> 01:06:48.789
did it with the T -Rex, too. Yeah. She opened

01:06:48.789 --> 01:06:55.550
up a freaking inflatable raft, and then the freaking

01:06:55.550 --> 01:06:58.809
T -Rex that was asleep just happened to roll

01:06:58.809 --> 01:07:05.710
over and was suddenly gone. Bullshit. Yeah. Also,

01:07:06.090 --> 01:07:08.590
I have a lot of issues with that scene, too.

01:07:09.329 --> 01:07:13.519
The T -Rex. struggling to keep up with people

01:07:13.519 --> 01:07:16.840
that are paddling down a river go screw yourself

01:07:16.840 --> 01:07:24.260
yeah that was hard to believe yeah like there

01:07:24.260 --> 01:07:26.980
was a lot of shit that like i mean we'll talk

01:07:26.980 --> 01:07:28.940
about it but that scene in particular that a

01:07:28.940 --> 01:07:31.960
lot of like good build -up but also pissed me

01:07:31.960 --> 01:07:35.190
off because i'm like are you shitting me So I'm

01:07:35.190 --> 01:07:38.329
curious because I feel like that scene and then

01:07:38.329 --> 01:07:41.489
the whole Mosasaurus scene on the boat when it's

01:07:41.489 --> 01:07:46.250
freaking rocking them and then the – I forget

01:07:46.250 --> 01:07:48.449
what dinosaurs come in. I don't think they were

01:07:48.449 --> 01:07:51.289
raptors, but he calls on them and they freaking

01:07:51.289 --> 01:07:53.750
attack the boat. Out of those two scenes, because

01:07:53.750 --> 01:07:56.130
I feel those are the two biggest scenes that

01:07:56.130 --> 01:07:58.010
you're just like, okay, yeah, this is the cool

01:07:58.010 --> 01:08:00.809
shit that I come to these movies to see. Out

01:08:00.809 --> 01:08:04.000
of the two, which had the more problems? Oh my

01:08:04.000 --> 01:08:06.699
God. They both had problems. Yeah. Like the,

01:08:06.780 --> 01:08:09.719
the little girl that was like hanging off the

01:08:09.719 --> 01:08:12.679
side of the ship. And then one of those fricking

01:08:12.679 --> 01:08:19.420
like water Raptors come, uh, jumps up. Her legs

01:08:19.420 --> 01:08:23.439
are out, but it grabs the fricking metal bars

01:08:23.439 --> 01:08:27.039
above her and rips them down instead of grabbing

01:08:27.039 --> 01:08:29.279
her. I'm like, are you actually shitting me?

01:08:31.230 --> 01:08:33.909
like that angle because it comes up right besides

01:08:33.909 --> 01:08:38.109
the boat and so like i i the way that it happened

01:08:38.109 --> 01:08:40.470
i like had to sit there and i was like what in

01:08:40.470 --> 01:08:42.590
the world like i wish i could have re -watched

01:08:42.590 --> 01:08:45.289
it because it like jumped up and like snapped

01:08:45.289 --> 01:08:48.470
its its head to the side to grab it and i'm like

01:08:48.470 --> 01:08:50.649
how does that make sense just jump forward and

01:08:50.649 --> 01:08:55.210
snap freaking idiot like not that i want this

01:08:55.210 --> 01:09:00.909
little girl to die but come on done dinosaur

01:09:00.909 --> 01:09:07.090
should dinosaur come on yeah for real um but

01:09:07.090 --> 01:09:11.210
yeah but like that whole scene like i i think

01:09:11.210 --> 01:09:14.369
i had more problems with that than i did the

01:09:14.369 --> 01:09:18.170
t -rex okay because the t -rex i think was done

01:09:18.170 --> 01:09:20.909
well enough to make up for a lot of that stuff

01:09:20.909 --> 01:09:25.590
the the water one was meh because i think there

01:09:25.590 --> 01:09:29.640
was a lot of like very convenient shit for the

01:09:29.640 --> 01:09:32.859
uh like oh when they when they got oh sorry when

01:09:32.859 --> 01:09:35.739
they got on the on the on the shore and then

01:09:35.739 --> 01:09:38.439
loomis is still like hauling ass and being like

01:09:38.439 --> 01:09:45.119
they're amphibious like i was like oh shit dude

01:09:45.119 --> 01:09:47.939
freaking um when they're trying to retrieve the

01:09:47.939 --> 01:09:51.039
sample and the freaking uh mosasaurus like bumps

01:09:51.039 --> 01:09:53.140
the boat and like scarlett johansson like goes

01:09:53.140 --> 01:09:56.420
uh goes upside down and like that's how she like

01:09:56.420 --> 01:09:59.270
has to take the shot i'm like of course they're

01:09:59.270 --> 01:10:01.390
they want to freaking put scarlett johansson

01:10:01.390 --> 01:10:03.829
in that like awesome like action pose and i get

01:10:03.829 --> 01:10:06.729
it like you know it looks really cool that's

01:10:06.729 --> 01:10:09.430
how she got the shot but like when she like yeah

01:10:09.430 --> 01:10:11.550
gets knocked over i was like yeah of course that's

01:10:11.550 --> 01:10:13.270
how they want her to get the shot like get a

01:10:13.270 --> 01:10:18.670
good shot yeah it felt over the top yeah and

01:10:18.670 --> 01:10:22.510
i freaking love that she was given lumas such

01:10:22.510 --> 01:10:25.960
a hard time about like oh so you think you're

01:10:25.960 --> 01:10:27.680
gonna be able to take this shot when you're strapped

01:10:27.680 --> 01:10:31.020
down and there's like 15 foot waves and she missed

01:10:31.020 --> 01:10:36.100
the first shot like completely yeah like are

01:10:36.100 --> 01:10:40.039
you shitting me at point blank range i'm like

01:10:40.039 --> 01:10:41.859
it doesn't seem like that hard of a thing to

01:10:41.859 --> 01:10:50.539
do no it doesn't but yeah like just talking about

01:10:50.539 --> 01:10:54.760
writing i are like Just wrapping up my thoughts

01:10:54.760 --> 01:10:58.060
on that. Like the dialogue wasn't bad. It like

01:10:58.060 --> 01:11:00.479
they had their bits, they had their pieces, but

01:11:00.479 --> 01:11:03.319
I think overall it wasn't anything like extraordinary.

01:11:04.520 --> 01:11:09.880
I would agree. It was, I'll say above, above

01:11:09.880 --> 01:11:13.359
where I was putting like the story. So like I

01:11:13.359 --> 01:11:16.300
said, a few points above, but yeah, not nothing,

01:11:16.359 --> 01:11:20.489
nothing to write home about. Yeah. like there

01:11:20.489 --> 01:11:24.369
was no there was no oscar -worthy writing no

01:11:24.369 --> 01:11:29.630
yeah which like had some really good actors but

01:11:29.630 --> 01:11:34.329
didn't uh do anything great for their careers

01:11:34.329 --> 01:11:37.050
i guess in a way like yeah they do them around

01:11:37.050 --> 01:11:40.090
like you know like it's like it didn't hurt their

01:11:40.090 --> 01:11:42.649
careers but it also didn't do anything for it

01:11:42.649 --> 01:11:46.149
yeah like which kind of like i know scarlett

01:11:46.149 --> 01:11:47.989
johansson was like super excited to be a part

01:11:47.989 --> 01:11:50.289
of this because she's a super she's a big jurassic

01:11:50.289 --> 01:11:52.609
park fan so at least she has that that that was

01:11:52.609 --> 01:11:55.409
that's cool yeah like it did feel like she was

01:11:55.409 --> 01:11:58.470
genuinely enjoying herself so yeah that's really

01:11:58.470 --> 01:12:01.989
good yeah um which we can talk about now that

01:12:01.989 --> 01:12:07.210
we're going to get into acting uh so going through

01:12:07.210 --> 01:12:11.329
this cast list starting off we got scarlett johansson

01:12:11.329 --> 01:12:16.439
who plays zora bennett Then we got Jonathan Bailey,

01:12:16.640 --> 01:12:20.779
who plays Dr. Henry Loomis. Mahershala Ali, who

01:12:20.779 --> 01:12:23.960
plays Duncan Kincaid. Oh, there it is. I swear

01:12:23.960 --> 01:12:28.220
I put the picture in. Did it take a second to

01:12:28.220 --> 01:12:33.140
show up? Yeah, yeah. Oh. Rupert Friend, who plays

01:12:33.140 --> 01:12:40.180
Martin Krebs. Dude, 100%. Yeah, 100%. I thought

01:12:40.180 --> 01:12:45.220
this was Orlando Bloom for a hot second. You

01:12:45.220 --> 01:12:48.340
know what? That's fair. He could definitely enter

01:12:48.340 --> 01:12:52.180
an Orlando Bloom lookalike contest. He would

01:12:52.180 --> 01:12:54.800
have a good chance of winning. Yeah, I didn't

01:12:54.800 --> 01:12:56.500
know his name off the top of my head, so I kept

01:12:56.500 --> 01:12:58.600
referring to him as freaking discount Orlando

01:12:58.600 --> 01:13:09.539
Bloom. Then we got Manuel Garcia Rolfo, who plays

01:13:09.539 --> 01:13:15.050
Ruben Delgado. um i really like this guy as an

01:13:15.050 --> 01:13:20.050
actor he is really good yeah uh i've seen him

01:13:20.050 --> 01:13:24.630
a lot in um clips from the lincoln lawyer and

01:13:24.630 --> 01:13:28.850
yeah he he he's really good uh then we got luna

01:13:28.850 --> 01:13:33.189
blaze who plays theresa delgado but she she felt

01:13:33.189 --> 01:13:36.689
familiar i couldn't quite place her though uh

01:13:36.689 --> 01:13:40.479
then we got uh adrina miranda who plays isabella

01:13:40.479 --> 01:13:45.600
delgado then we got david ayakono who plays xavier

01:13:45.600 --> 01:13:52.720
dobbs and that's it so i think we're i have a

01:13:52.720 --> 01:13:57.279
feeling our top three looks the same maybe yeah

01:13:57.279 --> 01:14:01.199
i like it do you want to say yours first or do

01:14:01.199 --> 01:14:03.699
you want me to say mine first i'll go first because

01:14:03.699 --> 01:14:06.779
i think i if there's anyone who's I think yours

01:14:06.779 --> 01:14:09.279
might be different. I think it's same people,

01:14:09.359 --> 01:14:15.399
different ranking. Okay. I am going to give number

01:14:15.399 --> 01:14:19.380
one just because he played such a good asshole

01:14:19.380 --> 01:14:24.020
to freaking Rupert Friend. I thought he played

01:14:24.020 --> 01:14:29.840
his kind of douchey character super well. And

01:14:29.840 --> 01:14:31.859
then my number two, I'm giving this Scarlet.

01:14:32.119 --> 01:14:35.989
And then my number three. is probably going to

01:14:35.989 --> 01:14:39.789
go to Jonathan Bailey. Cause he, I think he threw

01:14:39.789 --> 01:14:44.069
like his, he showed off like, uh, his passion

01:14:44.069 --> 01:14:51.489
for these dinosaurs really well, like super believable.

01:14:51.590 --> 01:14:56.670
And I, I really liked his performance. Wait.

01:14:56.789 --> 01:14:58.869
So was that one, two, three or three, two, one.

01:14:59.010 --> 01:15:03.909
That was one, two, three. Okay. All right. So.

01:15:04.520 --> 01:15:07.619
Okay, yeah, so you're right. Same people, just

01:15:07.619 --> 01:15:13.960
different order. So, number one, I would give

01:15:13.960 --> 01:15:19.119
to Jonathan Bailey. Had a feeling. Literally

01:15:19.119 --> 01:15:23.500
all the reasons that you said. Just, yeah, it

01:15:23.500 --> 01:15:25.699
was awesome seeing his passion for dinosaurs

01:15:25.699 --> 01:15:30.000
and just how going on this exhibition was like

01:15:30.000 --> 01:15:35.310
a... Kind of like an adventure of a lifetime

01:15:35.310 --> 01:15:44.210
for him after, you know, after everything that

01:15:44.210 --> 01:15:46.130
he learned from John Hammond and shepherding

01:15:46.130 --> 01:15:50.789
or, you know, being under his wing. Like, I don't

01:15:50.789 --> 01:15:54.649
I don't know if you ever like saw anything from

01:15:54.649 --> 01:15:56.649
the original Jurassic Park or if you ever went

01:15:56.649 --> 01:16:00.399
to Jurassic World. But just seeing his face,

01:16:00.500 --> 01:16:03.680
especially when he actually got to touch a dinosaur,

01:16:03.840 --> 01:16:07.939
that was really, really awesome. Number two,

01:16:08.460 --> 01:16:18.760
Scarlett Johansson. She was great. For the most

01:16:18.760 --> 01:16:22.399
part, I liked her character. I did. Maybe would

01:16:22.399 --> 01:16:26.479
have liked a little bit more. Honestly, I think

01:16:26.479 --> 01:16:28.239
I would have liked maybe just a little bit more

01:16:28.239 --> 01:16:34.260
backstory with her. But overall, I did enjoy

01:16:34.260 --> 01:16:36.960
her character quite a bit. And Scarlett Johansson

01:16:36.960 --> 01:16:41.439
is amazing in everything she does. And then,

01:16:41.439 --> 01:16:44.420
yeah, number three, I would give to Rupert Friend,

01:16:44.619 --> 01:16:48.390
who is not a friend of anybody. Cause this guy's

01:16:48.390 --> 01:16:51.029
an asshole, but he plays a really good asshole.

01:16:51.350 --> 01:16:54.329
And when he finally gets eaten and literally

01:16:54.329 --> 01:16:57.810
all that's left is his hand holding the briefcase.

01:16:57.850 --> 01:17:04.069
That's like, like I told Caleb that felt as satisfying

01:17:04.069 --> 01:17:08.430
as I think he felt the same way as when the kid

01:17:08.430 --> 01:17:11.050
gets crushed by the piano and final destination

01:17:11.050 --> 01:17:18.130
bloodlines. Oh yeah. A hundred percent. So, yeah,

01:17:18.250 --> 01:17:22.109
like, you know, I wish I could have put Mahershala

01:17:22.109 --> 01:17:25.489
Ali in the top three, but just like he was great.

01:17:25.789 --> 01:17:31.510
But his character just didn't do it for me. Yeah.

01:17:31.630 --> 01:17:34.149
Which is unfortunate. Close fourth, though. Oh,

01:17:34.250 --> 01:17:36.890
yeah, absolutely. Like, if anything, I'd say

01:17:36.890 --> 01:17:41.329
Mahershala and Manuel would be tied for fourth.

01:17:41.569 --> 01:17:46.210
I would absolutely agree. The only reason that

01:17:46.210 --> 01:17:50.390
he wouldn't be a very obvious fourth is because

01:17:50.390 --> 01:17:55.149
of how they kind of ruined his sacrifice. Yeah,

01:17:55.149 --> 01:18:01.210
they did. Which really sucks, because it would

01:18:01.210 --> 01:18:05.430
have been such a great character moment. And

01:18:05.430 --> 01:18:08.710
that could have even maybe pushed him to third,

01:18:08.930 --> 01:18:15.140
but nope. whatever yeah i had a feeling like

01:18:15.140 --> 01:18:18.619
i i had a really like like a feeling about it

01:18:18.619 --> 01:18:23.000
like when you didn't see him get eaten yeah and

01:18:23.000 --> 01:18:25.640
i was like oh boy like if they bring him back

01:18:25.640 --> 01:18:28.020
i'm not gonna be happy and then that's exactly

01:18:28.020 --> 01:18:32.100
what they did uh where are you sitting with your

01:18:32.100 --> 01:18:37.119
acting score though just could like I feel that

01:18:37.119 --> 01:18:39.380
like, like all the performances are good, but

01:18:39.380 --> 01:18:41.859
it's definitely like not the best from everybody.

01:18:44.300 --> 01:18:47.600
Cause like, I don't know, like Jonathan Bailey,

01:18:47.699 --> 01:18:49.899
like I loved his performance, but like, I can't

01:18:49.899 --> 01:18:52.619
decide if like, it's on the levels of like fricking

01:18:52.619 --> 01:18:59.119
his Fiero and wicked. Like, I think like, even

01:18:59.119 --> 01:19:01.859
like though that was a smaller port part, I feel

01:19:01.859 --> 01:19:06.140
he got to have more of a more emotion. in that

01:19:06.140 --> 01:19:08.899
character than he did here. And like, same thing

01:19:08.899 --> 01:19:12.079
with Scarlett Johansson. Like I've seen her be

01:19:12.079 --> 01:19:14.659
in better roles than this. And that's nothing

01:19:14.659 --> 01:19:18.659
against her. Like her acting is as good as what

01:19:18.659 --> 01:19:22.319
she could give from what character they gave

01:19:22.319 --> 01:19:26.619
her. Same thing. It matched the quality of the

01:19:26.619 --> 01:19:31.340
movie. That is the perfect way to describe it.

01:19:31.380 --> 01:19:38.939
Yeah. That that's perfect. Um, so like, I, I

01:19:38.939 --> 01:19:43.600
don't know, like, I think just because like,

01:19:43.600 --> 01:19:46.880
I still really enjoyed the performances. Um,

01:19:47.079 --> 01:19:56.079
I think acting, I think I'll go in 81. Well,

01:19:56.159 --> 01:19:58.800
you know what? I'm just going to go in 80. Yeah.

01:19:59.340 --> 01:20:04.060
I think it's an 80. Uh, damn. I am not that high.

01:20:04.739 --> 01:20:08.760
I am slightly higher than my story score. I'm

01:20:08.760 --> 01:20:14.579
sitting at a 70. Damn, man. Listen, no one brought

01:20:14.579 --> 01:20:16.840
their A game to this. No one even brought their

01:20:16.840 --> 01:20:26.140
B game to this. Fair enough. This is a tough

01:20:26.140 --> 01:20:29.000
one to like moving on over to character development.

01:20:29.199 --> 01:20:31.220
I don't think there was a whole lot of growth

01:20:31.220 --> 01:20:35.039
here from anyone. No, it's hard to get that in

01:20:35.039 --> 01:20:38.819
an action movie. Yeah, we need to come up with

01:20:38.819 --> 01:20:41.460
something like specifically for action film.

01:20:42.180 --> 01:20:45.479
We do like I mean, because we have it for horror

01:20:45.479 --> 01:20:48.079
to make up for the like any lack of character

01:20:48.079 --> 01:20:51.279
development. So I mean, could we throw in logic?

01:20:51.899 --> 01:20:56.069
I guess you could. Yeah, like. like the the way

01:20:56.069 --> 01:20:58.489
that like people get i mean yeah no i guess with

01:20:58.489 --> 01:21:01.649
jurassic park movies you could like how the people

01:21:01.649 --> 01:21:05.069
like not only how people like react to and like

01:21:05.069 --> 01:21:07.489
are um yeah like how they react to dinosaurs

01:21:07.489 --> 01:21:09.710
how they run away from dinosaurs but also like

01:21:09.710 --> 01:21:14.989
how they like die by dinosaurs yeah so we'll

01:21:14.989 --> 01:21:17.029
start doing that when it comes to like action

01:21:17.029 --> 01:21:21.010
films like heavy action films like well if there's

01:21:21.010 --> 01:21:24.569
like no character development whatsoever then

01:21:24.569 --> 01:21:26.550
we'll we'll do what we do with horror and just

01:21:26.550 --> 01:21:31.350
talk about like the logic which i have to say

01:21:31.350 --> 01:21:36.189
was not up to snuff like there was there was

01:21:36.189 --> 01:21:38.390
a lot of stuff that i was calling out like are

01:21:38.390 --> 01:21:43.550
you actually kidding me like there's no way no

01:21:43.550 --> 01:21:50.659
that's yeah that's fair um like i don't know

01:21:50.659 --> 01:21:52.939
like sometimes it's hard to grade that kind of

01:21:52.939 --> 01:21:54.260
stuff like because you know like you're not in

01:21:54.260 --> 01:21:56.539
that situation but at the same time like none

01:21:56.539 --> 01:21:59.600
of us will ever be in this situation that oh

01:21:59.600 --> 01:22:02.619
hey there's a dinosaur over there what the hell

01:22:02.619 --> 01:22:05.899
am i supposed to do we'll never have to deal

01:22:05.899 --> 01:22:10.100
with that thank god um yeah well i mean it's

01:22:10.100 --> 01:22:13.640
not necessarily like how we would deal with it

01:22:13.640 --> 01:22:16.960
or whatever it's it's more like does it make

01:22:16.960 --> 01:22:21.149
sense to do like to make the choices that they

01:22:21.149 --> 01:22:23.949
that they made or like different things like

01:22:23.949 --> 01:22:26.930
like I'm thinking of when that when the little

01:22:26.930 --> 01:22:29.449
girl was was falling off of the boat and then

01:22:29.449 --> 01:22:32.550
like that one thing like the water raptor came

01:22:32.550 --> 01:22:35.750
and like snapped the bar above her instead of

01:22:35.750 --> 01:22:39.569
her legs that were clearly hanging out over the

01:22:39.569 --> 01:22:43.310
the boat yeah okay like that didn't make any

01:22:43.310 --> 01:22:48.149
sense the the the dinosaurs that were hiding

01:22:48.149 --> 01:22:51.729
behind fricking tall grass just to appear. And

01:22:51.729 --> 01:22:54.189
they're the world, the largest dinosaurs ever.

01:22:54.529 --> 01:22:58.550
Like that does not make sense. One that I'm curious

01:22:58.550 --> 01:23:01.949
what your, what your thoughts are is at the opening

01:23:01.949 --> 01:23:05.930
when it's a, the fricking candy bar wrapper that

01:23:05.930 --> 01:23:11.100
sends. Oh my God. This is so dumb. That's what

01:23:11.100 --> 01:23:14.020
sends a freaking everything into lockdown just

01:23:14.020 --> 01:23:15.579
because it got caught into the vents. Right.

01:23:15.640 --> 01:23:18.939
Or some shit like that. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like,

01:23:19.020 --> 01:23:21.680
are you kidding me? And so you are in enough

01:23:21.680 --> 01:23:25.779
danger where that's second door, which that second

01:23:25.779 --> 01:23:28.000
door, what kind of bullshit was that? That they

01:23:28.000 --> 01:23:30.880
have to turn a key at the exact same time to

01:23:30.880 --> 01:23:35.819
open up the first door. Yeah. Dude, freaking

01:23:35.819 --> 01:23:39.500
that reminded me of, um, was it the first Charlie's

01:23:39.500 --> 01:23:43.979
angels? Have you seen that one? Yeah. Yeah, like,

01:23:44.039 --> 01:23:45.760
how they have to open the door with, like, both,

01:23:45.800 --> 01:23:48.119
like, their hands at the same time and then,

01:23:48.140 --> 01:23:50.100
like, their freaking, like, eye at the same time.

01:23:50.920 --> 01:23:53.140
Just absolutely reminded me of that bullshit.

01:23:53.819 --> 01:23:59.739
Yeah. For the first door, that's no. You go,

01:23:59.859 --> 01:24:02.840
you enter the first door, like, close it behind

01:24:02.840 --> 01:24:06.140
you, lock, like, have it locked. Then you go

01:24:06.140 --> 01:24:09.439
to the second door. On separate sides of the

01:24:09.439 --> 01:24:12.300
door, you can put your keys in, turn, turn, and

01:24:12.300 --> 01:24:14.739
then that opens up, and then you can exit or

01:24:14.739 --> 01:24:18.380
leave that door. But that door being open shouldn't

01:24:18.380 --> 01:24:22.579
be your only form of security. Yeah, I agree.

01:24:23.039 --> 01:24:26.159
Like, just because that second door was slightly

01:24:26.159 --> 01:24:30.479
ajar, it, like, it rebooted the whole system?

01:24:30.560 --> 01:24:36.279
Are you shitting me? Like, you guys were just

01:24:36.279 --> 01:24:43.600
asking to get eaten. Yeah, fair enough. I'm trying

01:24:43.600 --> 01:24:46.199
to think of something else. Oh, the freaking

01:24:46.199 --> 01:24:52.520
inflatable raft. Explain to me how that makes

01:24:52.520 --> 01:24:54.939
sense. You're going to open an inflatable raft,

01:24:55.180 --> 01:24:57.899
and you're completely unsure of how loud this

01:24:57.899 --> 01:25:05.300
bastard is in front of the sleeping T -Rex? Yeah,

01:25:05.399 --> 01:25:11.319
not the brightest idea. Yeah, horse shit. Yeah,

01:25:11.399 --> 01:25:13.239
there was a lot of stuff that was just like,

01:25:13.319 --> 01:25:16.739
there's no way that would actually happen. Or

01:25:16.739 --> 01:25:19.720
there's no way that, like, the freaking, like,

01:25:19.800 --> 01:25:22.100
I don't know. Like, I'll give them points for,

01:25:22.159 --> 01:25:23.819
like, some of the shit that they did. Like, the

01:25:23.819 --> 01:25:27.939
T -Rex swimming. Like, underneath them. Nuts.

01:25:28.380 --> 01:25:32.220
Yeah. Like, that shit was cool. But, yeah, it's

01:25:32.220 --> 01:25:34.380
just, like, other random shit that they did that

01:25:34.380 --> 01:25:37.899
just, like, did not make sense. If I'm opening

01:25:37.899 --> 01:25:40.500
an inflatable raft, I have no idea how loud this

01:25:40.500 --> 01:25:43.420
bastard's going to be. I'm doing that in the

01:25:43.420 --> 01:25:51.899
safety of the freaking dome or the carrying unit.

01:25:52.140 --> 01:25:57.039
Yeah. I'll even do it outside that little door.

01:25:57.300 --> 01:26:00.819
I'll freaking pop that bastard open, let it inflate,

01:26:00.819 --> 01:26:04.670
make sure... that that bastard doesn't wake up

01:26:04.670 --> 01:26:08.550
and then i'm gonna scoot my ass like slowly out

01:26:08.550 --> 01:26:12.050
of there i'm not open to that bastard right next

01:26:12.050 --> 01:26:17.430
to his head and being like oh no he's awake crazy

01:26:17.430 --> 01:26:21.729
absolutely crazy i'm trying to think of something

01:26:21.729 --> 01:26:23.489
else there's some there's another thing that

01:26:23.489 --> 01:26:27.569
like that kind of like what you Kind of like

01:26:27.569 --> 01:26:29.569
what you brought up with the Mosasaurus attack.

01:26:29.729 --> 01:26:31.590
Like, I agree with you. Like the whole, like

01:26:31.590 --> 01:26:34.670
fricking bites the, what the, the Raptor like

01:26:34.670 --> 01:26:36.949
bites the bar. Like, what was it? Yeah. Above

01:26:36.949 --> 01:26:39.470
the little girl. Right. And so you're just like,

01:26:39.470 --> 01:26:42.369
like, what the fuck? But like, I'll fully admit

01:26:42.369 --> 01:26:44.949
like that whole scene, like, especially cause

01:26:44.949 --> 01:26:47.949
correct me if I'm wrong. Doesn't like the Mosasaurus,

01:26:48.029 --> 01:26:51.170
like dive over the boat. Or am I like remembering

01:26:51.170 --> 01:26:54.369
this wrong? I don't think it dives over it, but

01:26:54.369 --> 01:26:57.539
it does. fly up next to it and kind of rocks

01:26:57.539 --> 01:27:00.760
it that's what it is thank you yeah i don't know

01:27:00.760 --> 01:27:05.100
why i'm thinking it flies over um but like that

01:27:05.100 --> 01:27:09.840
kind of like for how cool that scene was like

01:27:09.840 --> 01:27:11.720
kind of like with the trx thing like yeah like

01:27:11.720 --> 01:27:15.899
i not gonna it won't like save the score but

01:27:15.899 --> 01:27:18.779
like those kind of scenes you're just like okay

01:27:18.779 --> 01:27:20.939
yeah this is the kind of stuff that i come to

01:27:20.939 --> 01:27:23.939
these movies for like because when dinosaurs

01:27:23.939 --> 01:27:26.800
do cool shit like that it's really freaking cool

01:27:26.800 --> 01:27:31.340
yeah like it's i don't think it's too hard to

01:27:31.340 --> 01:27:35.060
like to make it believable that like shit like

01:27:35.060 --> 01:27:39.859
that happens yeah they are like the the big stuff

01:27:39.859 --> 01:27:42.300
it's just like the little things that are that

01:27:42.300 --> 01:27:45.699
throw me off it's just like i don't know i'm

01:27:45.699 --> 01:27:50.399
thinking of like when what's her face Isabella

01:27:50.399 --> 01:27:54.039
like went into that uh thing to get the the inflatable

01:27:54.039 --> 01:28:01.920
raft and the the freaking uh uh flashlight just

01:28:01.920 --> 01:28:07.159
immediately works yeah that was it has a full

01:28:07.159 --> 01:28:13.500
charge like same same deal with freaking um uh

01:28:14.430 --> 01:28:17.329
Not really your friend jumping in that like that

01:28:17.329 --> 01:28:22.010
Jeep. And it just it starts up. Immediately.

01:28:22.689 --> 01:28:25.649
Yeah, like that's that's crazy. Like, listen,

01:28:25.750 --> 01:28:27.590
if you want to say like, oh, yeah, there's a

01:28:27.590 --> 01:28:31.930
generator that turns on powers like this whole

01:28:31.930 --> 01:28:36.770
little like village or whatever. I'll buy that.

01:28:36.890 --> 01:28:39.569
Like, are there lights that still work? Sure.

01:28:40.609 --> 01:28:44.479
Like I can I can buy. All of that. To a certain

01:28:44.479 --> 01:28:47.739
degree, I think they lost me when they said,

01:28:47.840 --> 01:28:50.680
oh, this thing is attracted to light with the

01:28:50.680 --> 01:28:57.000
whatever, the D -Rex. Yeah. I'm going to call

01:28:57.000 --> 01:29:02.520
it the Cranium Rex. Yeah, like it's where they're

01:29:02.520 --> 01:29:05.199
like, oh, it's attracted to light. Then why hasn't

01:29:05.199 --> 01:29:08.880
it already destroyed all of this shit? Yeah,

01:29:08.899 --> 01:29:13.930
seriously. Like, that's what's crazy. So, yeah,

01:29:13.930 --> 01:29:18.329
there there is a significant amount of flaws

01:29:18.329 --> 01:29:25.489
here. Like so much, so I'd probably. It might

01:29:25.489 --> 01:29:29.229
be my lowest category. I'm putting this at like

01:29:29.229 --> 01:29:34.489
67. There there was too much stuff to let go.

01:29:35.989 --> 01:29:39.449
Yeah, man, I'm with you. I'm in the 60s as well.

01:29:42.029 --> 01:29:44.130
I think that maybe I'll just be like a point

01:29:44.130 --> 01:29:50.489
higher than you at a 68. All right. Moving on

01:29:50.489 --> 01:29:57.949
over to effects. I feel this. Yeah. And I feel

01:29:57.949 --> 01:30:00.109
usually this is like one of the categories that

01:30:00.109 --> 01:30:02.329
these movies always, for the most part, shine

01:30:02.329 --> 01:30:05.930
in. I don't know if any of these were practical.

01:30:07.310 --> 01:30:09.890
I would be very surprised if any of them were.

01:30:10.520 --> 01:30:15.859
that's fair um so like but i feel for like the

01:30:15.859 --> 01:30:18.020
most part the cgi on the dinosaurs was pretty

01:30:18.020 --> 01:30:21.399
good like i i i feel it's as good as all the

01:30:21.399 --> 01:30:27.279
other jurassic world movies um it's just like

01:30:27.279 --> 01:30:31.279
in like this would go in i think with um i don't

01:30:31.279 --> 01:30:32.699
know if this would go on like costume design

01:30:32.699 --> 01:30:35.840
because of like the design of the dinosaur um

01:30:35.840 --> 01:30:42.100
it's just like some like the certain hybrids

01:30:42.100 --> 01:30:45.899
that they showed. I'm just like, what the fuck

01:30:45.899 --> 01:30:51.220
is that? Especially, especially the D -Rex because

01:30:51.220 --> 01:30:55.220
like that thing was over all the advertisements.

01:30:55.399 --> 01:30:58.420
They had fricking, if you like went to a Walmart,

01:30:58.520 --> 01:31:01.460
they had the fricking like huge stand of that

01:31:01.460 --> 01:31:04.699
one in the toy section and fricking it would,

01:31:04.720 --> 01:31:07.859
thing was barely in the goddamn movie. Yeah.

01:31:08.590 --> 01:31:15.029
freaking stupid yeah and that thing 100 a freaking

01:31:15.029 --> 01:31:20.430
discount rancor yeah there's actually a thing

01:31:20.430 --> 01:31:24.789
i actually like went looking i just searched

01:31:24.789 --> 01:31:29.310
d -rex on google and one of the first images

01:31:29.310 --> 01:31:34.109
that came up was why does the d the d -rex look

01:31:34.109 --> 01:31:42.359
so much like the rancor I'm going to pull up

01:31:42.359 --> 01:31:47.180
this window real quick. Hell yeah. Just so people

01:31:47.180 --> 01:31:55.880
can see. Dude, that's funny. Can you tell which

01:31:55.880 --> 01:32:06.319
is which? I can't. That shit is crazy. Disney

01:32:06.319 --> 01:32:10.460
and Lucasfilm should try to sue Universal for

01:32:10.460 --> 01:32:13.720
that shit. They might actually get far with it.

01:32:14.180 --> 01:32:18.720
Probably, dude. Probably. It's got the biggest...

01:32:18.720 --> 01:32:22.000
You don't even see the fingers on the Rancor,

01:32:22.119 --> 01:32:25.300
but they look exactly like that. I think the

01:32:25.300 --> 01:32:28.600
only difference is the Rancor has a fourth thumb.

01:32:29.619 --> 01:32:34.199
It doesn't have these tiny little hands. But

01:32:34.199 --> 01:32:38.220
if you put a freaking like little ring through

01:32:38.220 --> 01:32:42.020
this, like through the nostrils here. Like you

01:32:42.020 --> 01:32:47.239
got a freaking rancor. It's the rancor's long

01:32:47.239 --> 01:32:53.800
lost twin. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Absolutely

01:32:53.800 --> 01:32:59.060
ridiculous. But when it comes to like the grade,

01:32:59.159 --> 01:33:05.439
I will say it did look very good. My issue is

01:33:05.439 --> 01:33:10.060
that at times, and it was pretty frequent, they

01:33:10.060 --> 01:33:18.359
came off as rubbery. That's fair. Yeah, that

01:33:18.359 --> 01:33:24.939
is fair. I'm not docking a ton. I'm still pretty

01:33:24.939 --> 01:33:28.760
well into the 80s. I'm probably sitting at an

01:33:28.760 --> 01:33:32.590
85 with it, though. like the special effects

01:33:32.590 --> 01:33:36.930
were definitely above average but yeah like the

01:33:36.930 --> 01:33:40.409
the dinosaurs weren't quite believable enough

01:33:40.409 --> 01:33:44.930
for me to be like oh yeah like that's fair like

01:33:44.930 --> 01:33:46.630
i don't know for me like for the most part they

01:33:46.630 --> 01:33:49.449
were pretty believable i think like the only

01:33:49.449 --> 01:33:52.270
one that just like and it's really just design

01:33:52.270 --> 01:33:58.909
wise killed me was the d -rex um so like i'm

01:33:58.909 --> 01:34:01.979
not definitely not in the 90s but like i think

01:34:01.979 --> 01:34:04.460
i am a little bit higher than you so like i think

01:34:04.460 --> 01:34:08.939
like effects i give an 88 fair enough all right

01:34:08.939 --> 01:34:14.079
moving on over to music i mean you can never

01:34:14.079 --> 01:34:16.720
beat the classic jurassic park theme like yeah

01:34:16.720 --> 01:34:19.180
when i'm glad that they stuck with that yeah

01:34:19.180 --> 01:34:21.840
like when especially because i want to say they

01:34:21.840 --> 01:34:24.579
played it when jonathan bailey first and like

01:34:24.579 --> 01:34:28.000
everybody uh scenes sees those uh long neck dinosaurs

01:34:28.000 --> 01:34:31.470
i'm sorry i can't remember the name Yeah. I'll

01:34:31.470 --> 01:34:36.069
tell you this. Chills. No, like seriously. Yeah.

01:34:36.149 --> 01:34:38.430
Like whenever you have a scene like that, when

01:34:38.430 --> 01:34:40.710
they're just like in awe and you're playing that

01:34:40.710 --> 01:34:44.069
classic theme, like, yeah, like you can't, you

01:34:44.069 --> 01:34:46.369
can't help, but not only have chills, but just

01:34:46.369 --> 01:34:51.729
smile. Cause it's just so iconic. Yeah. I'm at

01:34:51.729 --> 01:34:55.630
an eight with, with music. That's exactly what

01:34:55.630 --> 01:34:57.250
I was thinking. Cause like, other than that,

01:34:57.350 --> 01:35:02.420
like nothing else stood out. yeah like the reason

01:35:02.420 --> 01:35:04.739
i'm giving it an eight and like not even like

01:35:04.739 --> 01:35:09.119
not a nine or ten is because this isn't an original

01:35:09.119 --> 01:35:12.000
score this is one that we've heard before and

01:35:12.000 --> 01:35:14.739
they're just reusing it so you don't get points

01:35:14.739 --> 01:35:18.079
for reusing something good yeah like maybe they

01:35:18.079 --> 01:35:21.239
i mean not the original theme but like maybe

01:35:21.239 --> 01:35:23.539
other tracks that they reuse they like remix

01:35:23.539 --> 01:35:25.500
them a little bit but like even i didn't even

01:35:25.500 --> 01:35:30.149
notice that yeah like there's no other like the

01:35:30.149 --> 01:35:33.250
soundtrack or whatever i mean they had the the

01:35:33.250 --> 01:35:37.250
song playing while the uh the little village

01:35:37.250 --> 01:35:40.270
was all lit up which was kind of cool yeah very

01:35:40.270 --> 01:35:46.029
haunting yeah but yeah nothing too impressive

01:35:46.029 --> 01:35:50.409
that that way so i i say yeah and a uh moving

01:35:50.409 --> 01:35:54.600
on over to costumes And I guess we can incorporate

01:35:54.600 --> 01:35:56.779
some character design because there are some

01:35:56.779 --> 01:36:00.279
mutant dinosaurs. So there are original dinosaurs

01:36:00.279 --> 01:36:04.699
here. I feel like when it comes to the human

01:36:04.699 --> 01:36:08.140
costumes, you know, like made sense, like classic,

01:36:08.159 --> 01:36:11.060
if you're going on an adventure and exhibition

01:36:11.060 --> 01:36:15.380
exhibition, you know, they're, they're a tactile

01:36:15.380 --> 01:36:20.090
gear, tactical gear made sense. Everyone had

01:36:20.090 --> 01:36:22.409
to point out Jonathan Bailey's slutty glasses.

01:36:24.890 --> 01:36:27.590
Which, you know what, looked really good on him.

01:36:29.430 --> 01:36:36.149
So, he serves that. Scarlet looked good. Like

01:36:36.149 --> 01:36:39.510
I said, Jonathan looked good. Mahershala looked

01:36:39.510 --> 01:36:42.789
good. Like, you know, nothing groundbreaking,

01:36:42.909 --> 01:36:45.890
but the costumes that they chose for these characters,

01:36:46.090 --> 01:36:53.000
they worked. And I did dinosaur designs for the

01:36:53.000 --> 01:36:55.899
most part, you know, like looking at these mutant

01:36:55.899 --> 01:37:00.640
hybrids, like for the most part, like I dug the

01:37:00.640 --> 01:37:02.260
designs. The only one that just really killed

01:37:02.260 --> 01:37:04.840
it for me was that D -Rex. And that especially

01:37:04.840 --> 01:37:06.819
sucks because that's like the one that they were

01:37:06.819 --> 01:37:08.819
hyping up the most. And, you know, they're like,

01:37:08.939 --> 01:37:11.649
oh, yeah, this is the big one. and so like i

01:37:11.649 --> 01:37:13.569
was hoping that i'd feel the same way that i

01:37:13.569 --> 01:37:15.850
did with the indominus rex and jurassic world

01:37:15.850 --> 01:37:19.050
like when they finally showcased what that one

01:37:19.050 --> 01:37:21.710
looked like i'm like oh shit now that looks freaking

01:37:21.710 --> 01:37:25.970
cool that one looked sick yeah but then freaking

01:37:25.970 --> 01:37:28.090
when they finally showed how the d -rex looked

01:37:28.090 --> 01:37:32.069
i'm like guy just looked yeah like dinosaur just

01:37:32.069 --> 01:37:37.550
looks like freaking um It reminded me of Sheen

01:37:37.550 --> 01:37:39.729
in that one episode of Jimmy Neutron when like

01:37:39.729 --> 01:37:42.130
he he has like way too much like knowledge in

01:37:42.130 --> 01:37:44.670
his brain. And so like his head just keeps getting

01:37:44.670 --> 01:37:47.010
bigger and bigger. That's what it freaking reminded

01:37:47.010 --> 01:37:52.050
me of. Yeah, for real, dude. I was actually thinking

01:37:52.050 --> 01:37:56.649
of the what's his face? One of Dory's friends

01:37:56.649 --> 01:38:02.760
from Finding Dory. oh yeah that's what i was

01:38:02.760 --> 01:38:05.079
thinking i was like okay cool you just grabbed

01:38:05.079 --> 01:38:08.899
his head gave it the rancor body and a tail of

01:38:08.899 --> 01:38:14.500
a t -rex and called it a day lazy very like give

01:38:14.500 --> 01:38:17.979
us something badass no like not something freaking

01:38:17.979 --> 01:38:20.319
bolt like i think that was my problem with a

01:38:20.319 --> 01:38:22.720
lot of their original dinosaurs they were all

01:38:22.720 --> 01:38:26.880
very like bulbous yeah and just like gross looking

01:38:26.880 --> 01:38:29.550
and it's just like like i want something that

01:38:29.550 --> 01:38:33.609
looks cool like nice and sleek i mean if it's

01:38:33.609 --> 01:38:35.789
like a hybrid and like considering that like

01:38:35.789 --> 01:38:38.930
you know like this is the place where dinosaurs

01:38:38.930 --> 01:38:42.029
that they kind of like they kind of like messed

01:38:42.029 --> 01:38:43.710
up on like they didn't know what to do with them

01:38:43.710 --> 01:38:45.689
like this is where they threw them so like i

01:38:45.689 --> 01:38:48.430
guess it makes sense like not a lot of them were

01:38:48.430 --> 01:38:50.390
just you're just like like what the fuck were

01:38:50.390 --> 01:38:54.689
they thinking with that you know what fair enough

01:38:54.689 --> 01:39:00.420
i did i wasn't even thinking about that I forget

01:39:00.420 --> 01:39:05.020
that this is the island of rejects. It's like

01:39:05.020 --> 01:39:08.340
the island of misfit toys in the Jurassic Park

01:39:08.340 --> 01:39:11.840
universe. Yeah, for real, dude. The island of

01:39:11.840 --> 01:39:15.340
misfit dinosaurs. I was not thinking about that.

01:39:16.439 --> 01:39:21.500
Damn. That might have upped my score a bit. I'm

01:39:21.500 --> 01:39:25.319
cool with that. I think what you were talking

01:39:25.319 --> 01:39:28.430
about, human score? like just the humans i'd

01:39:28.430 --> 01:39:33.649
be like a heavy five very light six um but throw

01:39:33.649 --> 01:39:40.149
in the dinos probably like a very very light

01:39:40.149 --> 01:39:45.050
seven i you know what i think i'm gonna actually

01:39:45.050 --> 01:39:48.229
be one above you i think i would actually oh

01:39:49.389 --> 01:39:52.529
I think that I would actually give this one an

01:39:52.529 --> 01:39:57.149
eight because the human costumes, I would give

01:39:57.149 --> 01:40:00.689
a, I'd give that, I'd give that like a six, maybe

01:40:00.689 --> 01:40:03.409
soft seven, probably, probably really a six.

01:40:03.829 --> 01:40:06.210
But I feel just because like, even though like

01:40:06.210 --> 01:40:08.130
I didn't love the look of the D -Rex, I thought

01:40:08.130 --> 01:40:11.220
that was really like. just like kind of failed

01:40:11.220 --> 01:40:14.300
to like live up to the hype that they were giving

01:40:14.300 --> 01:40:16.739
it um the fact that you know like the thought

01:40:16.739 --> 01:40:18.859
that these are just the reject dinosaurs that

01:40:18.859 --> 01:40:20.720
like they they didn't know where else to put

01:40:20.720 --> 01:40:24.140
them so they turned this island to the island

01:40:24.140 --> 01:40:27.819
of misfit dinosaurs um i feel with that in mind

01:40:27.819 --> 01:40:30.600
and then also for the most part besides the d

01:40:30.600 --> 01:40:33.199
-rex like i actually did enjoy the designs that

01:40:33.199 --> 01:40:36.319
they that they have for these rejects um so i'd

01:40:36.319 --> 01:40:38.539
give it just a point higher and you add an eight

01:40:40.840 --> 01:40:44.420
fair enough dude like like you said i wish that

01:40:44.420 --> 01:40:49.899
the d -rex was in it a bit more like better design

01:40:49.899 --> 01:40:53.579
yeah like the design needed to be altered for

01:40:53.579 --> 01:40:57.979
sure yeah um but not like i think something that

01:40:57.979 --> 01:41:02.399
they could have easily done is maybe show us

01:41:02.399 --> 01:41:08.039
like kind of build up the the build the hype

01:41:08.039 --> 01:41:12.420
up around this dinosaur Like, show, like, this

01:41:12.420 --> 01:41:15.239
is what I would have really liked. Show, like,

01:41:15.300 --> 01:41:17.340
had they, like, with the scene with the T -Rex,

01:41:17.460 --> 01:41:19.920
like, chasing the family and everything down,

01:41:20.039 --> 01:41:24.260
when it got to, like, when they were, like, breaking

01:41:24.260 --> 01:41:26.439
through the river and everything, or got through

01:41:26.439 --> 01:41:28.739
that point where they kind of escaped the T -Rex,

01:41:28.979 --> 01:41:32.340
show the T -Rex, like, kind of going around.

01:41:33.520 --> 01:41:35.880
and then like right before it was like starting

01:41:35.880 --> 01:41:38.399
to charge or whatever like if you hear the d

01:41:38.399 --> 01:41:41.020
-rex roar and then it like see the t -rex stop

01:41:41.020 --> 01:41:45.340
and be like yo i'm getting out of here yeah like

01:41:45.340 --> 01:41:47.939
and have it turn around and then they like obviously

01:41:47.939 --> 01:41:50.319
like go kind of white water rafting get away

01:41:50.319 --> 01:41:53.279
from that and so you never really see it but

01:41:53.279 --> 01:41:56.260
you can see the effect it has on all the other

01:41:56.260 --> 01:41:59.840
dinosaurs like especially the t -rex like the

01:41:59.840 --> 01:42:02.579
seeing it seeing the t -rex kind of like oh shit

01:42:02.579 --> 01:42:05.939
like scurry away would have scared the shit out

01:42:05.939 --> 01:42:11.979
of me like okay what are you afraid of seriously

01:42:11.979 --> 01:42:15.899
but i i think that like i think that was the

01:42:15.899 --> 01:42:18.100
big problem it was just like what what's the

01:42:18.100 --> 01:42:23.359
the hype the hype is what what ruined it because

01:42:23.359 --> 01:42:26.310
it was just like like they did pretty good with

01:42:26.310 --> 01:42:29.010
it in the beginning like when the first like

01:42:29.010 --> 01:42:32.930
scene happened i was like all right sick and

01:42:32.930 --> 01:42:34.930
then it's just nothing nothing nothing nothing

01:42:34.930 --> 01:42:36.930
nothing and then it's finally at the end it's

01:42:36.930 --> 01:42:39.590
like all right we kind of you missed the ball

01:42:39.590 --> 01:42:41.890
here yeah you could have been building us up

01:42:41.890 --> 01:42:47.909
this whole time yeah so yeah uh yeah i'm sticking

01:42:47.909 --> 01:42:52.850
with my with my seven for for that All right,

01:42:52.869 --> 01:42:55.529
last up, we got personal score. Who's going?

01:42:57.149 --> 01:43:03.770
Dealer's choice. Let's have you go. All right.

01:43:05.989 --> 01:43:11.930
Getting right to it. I'm at a 68. This is not

01:43:11.930 --> 01:43:16.829
what I... I'm not a big fan of Jurassic Park

01:43:16.829 --> 01:43:22.899
in general. I'll watch them. if like there's

01:43:22.899 --> 01:43:26.659
really nothing else to do um like i i felt like

01:43:26.659 --> 01:43:28.739
once you've seen one you've kind of seen them

01:43:28.739 --> 01:43:33.100
all and so this one was nice because it did show

01:43:33.100 --> 01:43:38.000
us something a little different and i'll i'll

01:43:38.000 --> 01:43:41.420
say this this is probably like my third favorite

01:43:41.420 --> 01:43:45.060
like number one being jurassic park two jurassic

01:43:45.060 --> 01:43:48.600
world and then funny enough this one so all the

01:43:48.600 --> 01:43:54.789
first of the trilogies That's funny. Or if this

01:43:54.789 --> 01:43:56.850
gets turned into a trilogy. Has that been confirmed

01:43:56.850 --> 01:44:00.369
yet? I don't know if it's been confirmed, actually.

01:44:00.710 --> 01:44:05.029
Okay. So if this ends up being a trilogy, it'll

01:44:05.029 --> 01:44:10.430
be the first that got my attention. The other

01:44:10.430 --> 01:44:19.260
movies I'm a little meh about. um i haven't seen

01:44:19.260 --> 01:44:22.899
dominion yet so i i won't say that like for sure

01:44:22.899 --> 01:44:30.199
but it's very likely yeah um but yeah i mean

01:44:30.199 --> 01:44:33.000
it's not my favorite franchise it's never been

01:44:33.000 --> 01:44:35.520
my favorite franchise so it's just it's good

01:44:35.520 --> 01:44:38.220
if my wife wants to watch it again eventually

01:44:38.220 --> 01:44:46.490
like sure but more than likely not so meh No,

01:44:46.490 --> 01:44:52.229
that's fair. I'm the same way as Caleb. The Jurassic

01:44:52.229 --> 01:44:54.909
Park films are not my favorite franchise. They

01:44:54.909 --> 01:44:58.170
never have been. I didn't see the original Jurassic

01:44:58.170 --> 01:45:01.970
Park until a couple weeks before Jurassic World

01:45:01.970 --> 01:45:04.289
came out. I never watched any of these as a kid.

01:45:05.550 --> 01:45:09.350
Which kind of shocks me because I enjoy dinosaurs,

01:45:09.510 --> 01:45:11.829
but I guess I just didn't enjoy them that much.

01:45:12.359 --> 01:45:15.260
i didn't enjoy enjoy them enough to be like oh

01:45:15.260 --> 01:45:17.260
hey i want to see a movie that's based around

01:45:17.260 --> 01:45:22.060
a theme park that has them in it um but i don't

01:45:22.060 --> 01:45:24.300
think we were ever the kids that were like super

01:45:24.300 --> 01:45:28.800
into dinosaurs like we were in in them as much

01:45:28.800 --> 01:45:31.039
as like maybe a normal kid is like it's like

01:45:31.039 --> 01:45:35.300
oh wow t -rex oh pterodactyl oh triceratops yeah

01:45:35.300 --> 01:45:37.859
i was the kid that got excited for a triceratops

01:45:37.859 --> 01:45:43.880
same here Yeah, okay. No wonder we're nerds.

01:45:43.880 --> 01:45:46.600
I know. The only amount of hype that I had for

01:45:46.600 --> 01:45:51.840
dinosaurs came solely from Power Rangers Dino

01:45:51.840 --> 01:45:59.300
Thunder. You know what, dude? That's fair. That

01:45:59.300 --> 01:46:04.340
is completely fair. Yeah, it just never fully

01:46:04.340 --> 01:46:09.000
attracted me. I really enjoy the first Jurassic

01:46:09.000 --> 01:46:11.260
world. Like that one's a lot of fun, but that's

01:46:11.260 --> 01:46:12.920
just because like the park is actually fully

01:46:12.920 --> 01:46:15.079
established. And that was so fricking cool seeing

01:46:15.079 --> 01:46:18.840
that. But just like fallen kingdom, I thought

01:46:18.840 --> 01:46:22.960
was just, it was okay. Dominion was just, Dominion

01:46:22.960 --> 01:46:24.560
was actually worse than fallen kingdom in my

01:46:24.560 --> 01:46:31.159
opinion. And yeah. And then there's this one

01:46:31.159 --> 01:46:33.460
that is, it's definitely slightly better than

01:46:33.460 --> 01:46:37.729
those last two. but it's not as good as Jurassic

01:46:37.729 --> 01:46:40.789
world. It's not as good as Jurassic park. And

01:46:40.789 --> 01:46:44.029
so like, it's kind of just like, it was okay.

01:46:44.130 --> 01:46:46.550
So like these kinds of movies, especially like

01:46:46.550 --> 01:46:49.090
this one, like if, unless you're like super into

01:46:49.090 --> 01:46:53.289
dinosaurs and their genealogy and that kind of

01:46:53.289 --> 01:46:57.510
stuff, like some, some of these points of these

01:46:57.510 --> 01:47:00.439
movies, like it gets boring as hell to you. dude

01:47:00.439 --> 01:47:03.939
for real um it's like just get to the dinosaurs

01:47:03.939 --> 01:47:06.260
already yeah i know like seriously i want to

01:47:06.260 --> 01:47:08.659
see people getting eaten come on hurry the hell

01:47:08.659 --> 01:47:15.319
up yeah um so yeah so for me personal score um

01:47:15.319 --> 01:47:20.279
i think i'll go i'll just be like a couple points

01:47:20.279 --> 01:47:24.220
ahead then caleb i think i did hit the 70s but

01:47:24.220 --> 01:47:26.859
like just barely so i think i'm gonna go just

01:47:26.859 --> 01:47:30.250
a solid 70. All right, going through these scores

01:47:30.250 --> 01:47:34.670
real quick. Starting off with story. We are sitting

01:47:34.670 --> 01:47:40.710
at a 69 .5. Writing got a pretty decent bump.

01:47:41.430 --> 01:47:48.090
Sitting at a 72. Acting is sitting at a 75. The

01:47:48.090 --> 01:47:50.390
character development or what we decided is going

01:47:50.390 --> 01:47:54.090
to be like the action logic. One of the lowest

01:47:54.090 --> 01:48:00.960
categories sitting at a 67 .5. Yeah. Well, they

01:48:00.960 --> 01:48:05.100
should try it harder. Yes, it's true. The highest

01:48:05.100 --> 01:48:09.659
category is effects sitting at an 86 .5. The

01:48:09.659 --> 01:48:12.779
music is sitting at an 8 out of 10. The costumes

01:48:12.779 --> 01:48:16.739
and slash character design or creature design

01:48:16.739 --> 01:48:20.899
is sitting at a 7 out of 10. And then our personal

01:48:20.899 --> 01:48:24.750
score ended up averaging out to a 69. So with

01:48:24.750 --> 01:48:27.529
that, the final All Bros. Letter Grade for Jurassic

01:48:27.529 --> 01:48:36.949
World Rebirth has come out to a... A C. Okay.

01:48:37.689 --> 01:48:42.050
I like that. I like that, too. Yeah, that's good.

01:48:43.630 --> 01:48:47.310
I was afraid it was going to hit a D+. I thought

01:48:47.310 --> 01:48:56.970
it was, too. Yeah, so it is sitting at a 75 .56%.

01:48:56.970 --> 01:49:01.529
It's not bad. Yeah, so this is actually in a

01:49:01.529 --> 01:49:05.409
three -way tie with the 2022 version of Cheaper

01:49:05.409 --> 01:49:11.850
by the Dozen and Orion and the Dark. What an

01:49:11.850 --> 01:49:21.010
interesting lineup. Right? Wow. Okay. It isn't

01:49:21.010 --> 01:49:24.869
our top five of C movies though. Oh, okay. I'll

01:49:24.869 --> 01:49:29.710
take that. Yeah. So, um, it's actually technically

01:49:29.710 --> 01:49:36.189
tied for third. Oh yeah. So going through, so

01:49:36.189 --> 01:49:38.170
you want to hear what it's above or what's below

01:49:38.170 --> 01:49:43.390
first. Let's hear above. All right. So this is

01:49:43.390 --> 01:49:48.770
sitting above the 2019 Adams family. Yeah, that's

01:49:48.770 --> 01:49:52.470
fair. It is above Ant -Man and the Wasp. Okay.

01:49:53.130 --> 01:49:56.050
It is above Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker.

01:49:59.170 --> 01:50:04.350
Not going to comment. It is above Venom. Wow.

01:50:04.550 --> 01:50:09.189
Okay. Yeah. That one's surprising. Yeah. And

01:50:09.189 --> 01:50:15.109
it is above Saban's Power Rangers. Oh, man. Yeah.

01:50:15.250 --> 01:50:20.850
That one stings a bit. Yeah. Damn. Going the

01:50:20.850 --> 01:50:24.210
other direction, it is sitting below the Garfield

01:50:24.210 --> 01:50:31.329
movie. Ooh. Yeah. It is below My Spy. All right.

01:50:32.310 --> 01:50:37.710
It's below Transformers Rise of the Beasts. Okay.

01:50:37.989 --> 01:50:43.130
Which now we're in C plus territory. Okay. It

01:50:43.130 --> 01:50:49.220
is below Mufasa, the Lion King. Wow. and it is

01:50:49.220 --> 01:50:57.180
below pause of fury the legend of hank damn that

01:50:57.180 --> 01:51:03.119
one's hilarious what an interesting ranking all

01:51:03.119 --> 01:51:08.960
right yeah this this was a fun one yeah but yeah

01:51:08.960 --> 01:51:10.760
definitely an interesting home and i'm not hating

01:51:10.760 --> 01:51:14.760
where it's at i'm not either i'm sure people

01:51:14.760 --> 01:51:21.300
are yeah probably Let us know. Yeah. Very curious.

01:51:22.220 --> 01:51:25.220
Wow. Okay. Well, unless you got anything else

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01:52:38.670 --> 01:52:47.250
Anywho, next week we'll be breaking down 2025's

01:52:47.250 --> 01:52:51.869
version of The Naked Gun starring Liam Neeson,

01:52:51.970 --> 01:52:54.649
which I've already seen. Had a really good time

01:52:54.649 --> 01:52:58.069
with it. Pretty damn funny movie. I know Caleb

01:52:58.069 --> 01:53:01.489
hasn't seen it yet, so excited to hear his thoughts.

01:53:01.890 --> 01:53:05.890
Yeah, I'm pumped. but anyway you can look forward

01:53:05.890 --> 01:53:08.949
to that next week until then this has been the

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01:53:11.829 --> 01:53:16.189
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