What is up, bros? I'm Jonathan. And I'm Caleb.
And we're a couple of bros on a mission to give
you guys the most detailed movie reviews out
there with as little bias as possible. Welcome
to the All Bros. This week on the podcast, we
will not be doing... Shit, what is that game
called again? Connect the Stars. That's what
it's called. So yeah, so we won't be doing that
or talking about like any... I guess we could
talk about movies we've seen, but we won't be
doing any segment before we jump into the headliner
because Caleb's got some projects in the works
and his studio is a little... It's a little unbuilt.
Ha ha ha! Yeah, exactly. It's a little unbuilt
right now, so he only has one monitor. He can't
do a lot, but at least we're able to still do
the show. So that's what matters. Yeah, shit's
getting dicey over here. Yeah, for those of you
that are watching the video, if you can look
behind me, that is an office that I am currently
in the works of building. That is 100 % whooping
my ass. as much fun as i'm having with it uh
it's not done so it's very dusty in there so
that's why i'm i'm filming out in the other part
of my shop right now so hopefully uh hopefully
shit still sounds all right i mean you sound
good to me so all right cool yeah um but yeah
i i am hoping to have this somewhat done or relatively
relatively close to being done by the next time
we record, which we'll talk about at the end
of the episode, too. But we're not going to have
one next week, but we will have one the following
week. So, yeah. Yeah. But yeah, this project's
taken me a bit longer than I thought it was going
to. I tried to be able to record last weekend,
but I didn't have half this shit. half this shit
done so and everything was just so like disorganized
and all over the place that i couldn't physically
record even if i wanted to so yeah so now i'm
at a point where i can actually like set up a
tiny little space but it is janky as hell like
i'm literally like set up on a little like kitchen
or a uh like a little coffee table and i'm sitting
on a bucket oh shit dude so yeah oh man hopefully
next time we record i am a little bit more comfortable
oh man yeah just just i hope you guys appreciate
the effort is what i'm getting at i agree i know
i do uh but so yeah so we're gonna go straight
into the headliner of the evening uh which will
be our breakdown of pixar's new movie helio hell
yeah yeah Are we doing that right now? Unless
you want to talk about other movies we've seen.
I'm just trying to think. Since last time we
talked, I have seen... I watched the first Final
Destination. Hell yeah. Cheesy as hell. But so
much fun. Yeah, but it brings up so many questions
because it doesn't, like, I don't know if they
address this in future. So I watched all of the
first one. It was prior to getting all this bullshit
started. But, yeah, I watched all the first one.
I'm only, like, maybe 20 minutes into the second
one because I kid you not, every time I try to
watch it. like the kids come in or like Braille
needs me to help her with something or something
pops, pops up where I'm not able to watch it.
So I'm only like 20 minutes in, I'm seriously
just about to like say, screw it and just restart
it. But yeah. So that's the case with that. But
I have questions based off of the first, because
they don't technically cheat death the way that
like, People claim that they were able to, they
postpone death, but they, but death makes its
rounds again. Yes. So, so final destination six
kind of does something different with how, with,
uh, deaths. I don't want to say bucket list,
but like deaths list. Cause you know, like it
goes for the family members of the people that
were supposed to die at the big event at the
sky view. In 1 through 5, it's basically like
the same storyline, just told differently, that
a group of people are able to escape this catastrophic
event because someone that was in their group
had a premonition. They were able to get a good
amount of people away from that. The event still
happens, but then because they cheated death,
they escaped. how they were supposed to die.
They're not supposed to be there. Um, death,
as we know, death doesn't like to be cheated.
And so death comes back for them. Right. But
so this is how they, how it happened in the first,
because it's, it, it went through like who was
like going to die first because there was like
some explosion that were happening in the seats
or, or something like that. Yeah. So it went
through. killed the first what three people there
were six total in the group that like that got
saved i think that sounds right yeah so there
were six total three of them died or the first
three died this next three supposedly like escaped
like cheated death in some way and so it basically
skipped over them skipped their turn yes but
at the end it was like, it seemed like death
was making a second go round. Yeah. Um, cause
like that, that's the thing about the first one.
Like it does leave so many uns unanswered questions
that like are explored in the next couple of
installments. Cause you know, we find out that
there is a way to, there are ways to cheat death.
Like completely. Yeah, like your office list,
like how in the second one, that lady fully dies
and then is brought back to life. In the fifth
one, they introduced the idea that if you take
the life of someone else, however many years
that person have left, you get that lifetime.
And then in the sixth one, or wait, no. No, yeah.
No, sorry. The sixth one doesn't introduce anything
new. It's just two and five that introduced those
two ways to like fully escape death that you're
like completely off the list. And so, yeah. So
like the first one, like with it being like the
first one, like, yeah, like a lot of answers
or, or a lot of questions are left unanswered
of how death works and how you can get off his
list, how he comes back for you, all that stuff.
Okay. As long as they address it. Yeah, they
do. As the movies go on, they do. That was the
first one that I was just like, okay. Now I'm
back to being confused, but now I'm in. I'm in.
Also, the way that they got their team of people
that survived was absolute bullshit. Okay, sure.
You get the guy that had the premonition. Understandable.
But it's like... you got his best friend who
was kind of sitting next to him understandable
like you could kind of like assume that like
those two were involved but then you got the
freaking bully asshole guy like the jerk that
just out of nowhere when this when the dude that
had the premonition is freaking out you have
him being like you're ruining this trip and then
he goes to like beat the guy up for i'm like
he wasn't even like you were on the other side
of the goddamn plane my guy Oh, dude, just you
wait for the other ones. Oh, my gosh. You kind
of get that with at least, like, one or two characters
every movie of the ones that, like, escape the
situation and are involved. I hate that. I hate,
because I'm like, dude, you could have just kept
your mouth shut and been fine. But, like, you
got kicked off because you can't, I'm like, and
then, like, the way that he goes out of his way
to, like, basically pick on this guy. Like he's
driving and he flips a fricking Yui, like an
illegal Yui to like, come and like get on this
guy's ass. That's sitting at a coffee shop. And
he's just like, Hey, you asshole. And I'm like,
you're the asshole, sir. Dude, just you wait
till final destination for the final destination.
Cause I recently watched that one again. And
there's one character that, um, yes, it was able
to escape before. the catastrophic event happens
and like what he does to the one character that
also survives. It's, it's even, it's not even
like the main guy that sees that has the premonition,
but it's another character. And like, and like,
they like truly showcase, like he, so, so the
guy's just a racist piece of shit. But like,
I'm just like, was this really necessary? Like,
like, come on. Oh man. I can't wait. But yeah,
I, I hate, like i i hated him from like from
the start of the movie to the freaking end like
when he finally like i assume died obviously
because it didn't show anything i was just like
you know what dude good there's usually at least
one character in all the movies that you're just
like oh thank god like no no offense but like
thank goodness you were on death's list Yeah.
No kidding. Like that little kid in bloodline.
Oh, that piano falling was just, it was just
masterfully orchestrated. Yeah. Oh man. Oh, that
was great though. Anyway, I'm so pumped for,
for two, but I mean, a lot of my show. Yeah.
A lot of my shows are, have like started coming.
coming up or started popping up again like uh
squid games season three is back i'm a couple
episodes in freaking devastating some of the
episodes that they've shared already just raw
i don't know what it is i could never get into
that show you couldn't get a squid game no how
far did you get into it like two episodes two
Yeah, it doesn't get good till like the ass end.
Like the first half of season one, bit of a slow
burn. But once you get past that, it gets good.
Okay. Maybe I'll give it another shot. Yeah.
And are you watching the Korean version with
subtitles? Yes, I was watching that. Okay. I
would prefer that. Unless you can get over how
it's dubbed over the English version. I always
go for subtitles. I do not like English dubs
usually. Yeah. I'll say this. They're one of
the better jobs. They've done one of the better
jobs. But there's a lot of ways that they speak.
I think it's just... like koreans like a lot
of like inflection on the voice and stuff that
they use that doesn't quite translate well to
english okay all right but yeah like but season
one is is freaking awesome uh season two is pretty
killer and then season three is off to a pretty
good start that's good i think i'm only two episodes
in though so to be determined What else did I
watch? I think I started watching King of the
Hill. Wait, have you never watched King of the
Hill? I've never seen King of the Hill. I've
only ever seen from King of the Hill one piece
of it growing up. It was the episode where Bobby
was practicing kissing on the mannequin head.
And I don't even know where I saw it, but it
was like, that's weird. And so I just never watched
it. Dude, the show is fricking hilarious. Oh
yeah. It's a great show. I really hope the revival
is just as good. I, I have, I've laughed my ass
off like in every episode. Like there's always
something like there's always this little quick
one liner or something that they say. That's
just hilarious. Have you seen the part with Hank?
I forget what season it's in, but the part with
Hank and the Canada BD 40. Yes. Oh, that is one
of the funniest scenes in like any animated show
I've ever seen. That joke is so good, dude. I
so. I was getting a bunch of reels about it on
Instagram, and I was just scrolling through,
and I was getting so many different clips, and
I was laughing at them. I was like, okay, that's
pretty funny. But the one that got me to start
watching the show was Hank coming out to his
truck, and then he sees the I Heart New York.
sticker on his truck and he's like god damn it
Dale rips it off and then Dale slides up from
under puts a new sticker on and then Hank drives
away and you just hear him and it blows smoke
and I'm like that is fantastic Dale might be
my favorite character that's fair Dale is fantastic
oh man like Dale and Hank's dad also makes me
laugh oh yeah Oh, man. So good. Anytime that
Dale freaking hauls ass away from a situation,
that shit gets me laughing. Gosh, there's so
many random bits that get me, dude. There was
an episode where Hank and Bobby take part in
a shooting competition, and they're walking off
into the sunset. And then like, they start like
kind of veering off to the left. And then Bobby's
like, Hey dad, I think we parked over here. And
they're like, Oh. And so they start like, they
just turn around, start like walking over to
the left. And then Hank's just like, we should
probably get your mother. And then they walk
all the way back. And then the episode ends.
I'm like, I love this. It's so good. But I was
telling. because there's a lot of, like, very
old -fashioned values in that show. And I was
laughing, and Braille's like, why are you watching
this? And I'm like, well, I've never seen it
before. But I'm like, it's got me laughing, because
I'm like, I watch Bob's Burgers, because that
reminds me of me. And I'm like, I'm watching
King of the Hill now, because that reminds me
of my dad. I love that. I love that. That's awesome.
So good. So good. But yeah, I've been very much
enjoying that show. I'm trying to think what
else I've been watching. I've been keeping up
with Rick and Morty. This newest season is pretty
good. It is super freaking funny. The latest
episode I saw, the mom, Beth. So like it was
like a couple seasons past, she didn't want to
be like part of the family anymore or felt like
she'd kind of like wasted her life. And so Rick
created an exact clone of her and basically sent
one of them off into space to go have like space
adventures and whatnot. And they. they found
out that there was like a chip in their brain
that would explode if they got within a certain
proximity of each other and so like so they come
down like towards rick and are pissed because
they're just like god damn it like you like i'm
the clone i it was the space one the space one
comes down and just like god damn it like i'm
the clone like what what what was this chip for
blah blah blah blah and then uh the like the
other beth the one that stayed on earth um comes
in and she's and he's like scan her and he scans
her and she also has a chip oh and then he's
she's just like what the hell and he's like listen
i'm a horrible father and i'm like and i'm even
worse at like this decision making and so he
ended up like mixing them up and not knowing
which one was the real one and which one was
the clone oh shit yeah so he's just like Yeah,
so that's how it ties in. So they're both basically,
like, exactly the same person. But, yeah, in
this latest episode, they have this thing where
they revert themselves down to being a 10 -year
-old, and they were, like, a psychotic 10 -year
-old. Oh, shit. Like, I'm talking, like, psychopathic,
like, freaking killing animals for fun. kind
of psychopathic. And Michael. Yeah. Yeah. So
they both like end up like accidentally turning
both of them into 10 year olds. And Rick has
to come down and like deal with it. And it's,
it's fricking funny. Like I, I left pretty good
with that one. But yeah, other than that, I haven't
been watching too much. I want to watch that
K -pop demon hunter movie. I hear that one. Yeah,
I've heard that's so good. Yeah. Dude, have those
random ass animated Netflix movies are always
so good. True that. Like, I'm thinking freaking
Willoughby's killer freak Ultraman. Did you ever
watch the Ultraman? I didn't. Oh, that one's
amazing, too. Was Mitchell versus the machines
in Netflix? I think so. Okay. Yeah. That one's
amazing. Yeah. That's a great movie. Um, yeah,
but I mean, they've had like banger after banger,
dude. And so, yeah, I, this is one I'm, I'm like,
I'm actually wanting to finish the office so
I could watch it on the projector. Hell yeah.
Big screen, that shit. Um, but yeah, I, I, very
excited to watch that i have been skipping over
every clip that i can imagine um to watch that
i have a bunch of other movies i want to watch
up there too but yeah so i've been having fun
oh yeah watching random ass little shows and
and whatnot you've been watching anything good
no i need to branch out i just watched the same
shit over and over what are you watching now
well uh i'm working my way through the office
okay so again How many times have you watched
The Office, Rose? Dude, I can't even count. I
tell you, it's too much. Whatever the number
is, it's probably one or two too many. I switch
off between four shows right now because, dude,
I am still in my comfort show phase. I just can't
branch out. If you're watching Superstore still.
Shut up. Are you? Yeah. So I'm switching like
usually every other day. It's like a different
show. It's so I'll go from the office to the
middle to Superstore to friends. I knew it, dude.
I could have guessed all four of those. I know
I need to start something new. Yeah, dude, I
was I was literally about to interrupt you and
just be like, OK, I bet you I know which ones
because I already got office and I got. uh, super
store. I'm like, I bet you friends is in there.
And yeah, I, I, I bet you I could have gotten
the middle too. If I thought about it a little
harder. Oh man. That's hilarious. Oh man. But
yeah, you haven't branched out like at all. no
not not really i've yeah and i don't even like
know what show i want to well what i really need
to do is freaking finish young sheldon because
i still have like two even though i know how
it ends of course i've seen the ending dude i
am so glad i finished that show before my dad
died yeah dude that's what's stopping me from
like going back to it i'm just like i don't think
i can get through this like dude like even that's
like even this the scene at his funeral when
like mary just starts crying i'm just like like
i started tearing up i'm just like i can't imagine
how much i would be bawling watching that now
after my dad actually passed away if it makes
you feel better i think it's the last two episodes
so if you just skip those two and watch up to
that point i think you'll be good okay all right
thank you yeah because i don't think they have
anything that kind of like ties into that that
stuff okay like it's literally like i i kid you
not like i think it's like the whole season and
then those last two the last two it ends with
him dying okay okay and then yeah but it's like
super out of the blue so you could actually watch
that whole episode and then just know when the
doorbell rings freaking shut it off all right
Yeah. We're done. All right. Now we move on to
George and Mandy. Yeah. And then, yeah. And then
those last two are just fricking heartbreakers.
Yeah. It's I'd have to, I have to double check.
It might be the last three, but there's, there's
an episode where as long as you know, like when
she opens the door, it's the principal. So once
you see that, then you can shut it off and you're,
I think you're good. Okay. All right. Got it.
Yeah, but, yeah, Young Sheldon's good. I would,
yeah, if you can get through, like, where are
you at in Young Sheldon? Are you on the last
season? I'm pretty sure I am. Okay, I'm going
to grab a cushion real quick. This bucket is
hurting my ass. I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh.
Oh, that's a little bit better. I have the jankiest
setup, dude. I love it. Hey, we were like that
for a while. weren't we like that for a while
at some point we were literally just holding
our mic stands i think so yeah we're first recording
yeah oh my god remember the classic like when
we were like would have to like just have hold
up the freaking uh headphone cable to our mouths
and that's how freaking listening back i don't
even think that's what was happening what do
you think it was Like, I think it was literally
us just, like, being picked up by the mic on
my laptop. Oh, really? Yeah. Like, because I
was sitting there, and I was like, God, like,
because I could hear when you, like, kind of
would back away. And, like, same with me. Like,
I'm like, how is that? Like, we had the mics
right. And I was like, oh, I bet you we weren't
even freaking recording on the goddamn right
settings. Oops. Yeah. Oh, well. Hey, we've come
a long way. Yeah, we've come a hell of a long
way. I've backtracked a hair, but... But hey,
the audio is still great, so that's all that
matters. Yeah. I cannot wait for my office to
be done, dude. Yeah, dude, I can't wait to see
it. It's going to look badass. Yeah, I'm going
to have a whole little setup. I'm changing everything.
I'm actually wanting to see if I can get a new...
um tabletop for my desk okay so that i go i can
have something that looks a little bit more professional
than just like a random ass hole i'm actually
wanting to just like rebuild or like redo my
desk from like squared one like basically sand
that that bastard down is like to the the bare
wood again okay so i mean we'll see if that ends
up happening because i'm like the The drawers
are starting to fall apart, so I need to reinforce
those. So that's a project in and of itself.
Oh, fun. Yeah. Anyway. Well, anything else you've
watched that you want to talk about? Not really.
I don't think there's anything for me either.
I keep hearing this like little bit of white
noise and I'm like, I don't know what the hell
it is. Huh? Like my ass is going to get like
stung or something. Oh. I shouldn't. There's
enough sawdust in here to freaking choke out
anything. Okay, that's good. Dude. Total side
note and unrelated to anything that we've talked
about. I had a buddy over that was helping me
cut some lumber for the office. and I told him
I'd buy him some beer if he came and helped me,
so I got him some, and he threw it away once
he was done. He threw his bottle away, but so
many freaking flies just were covering the damn
bottle after he was done, and there was a huge
freaking buildup of larvae in my trash. Yeah.
Like my trash was literally like empty other
than like a couple of scrap pieces of wood. And
then like, I had, um, like just some water bottles
and shit. And then his beer bottle. And yeah,
like just, uh, I, I pulled my, my thing out the
next day and it was covered. Like it looks spotted.
And I was like, what the hell? I pulled out into
the sun, saw that it was just a shit ton of larva.
I was like, Oh, gross. and so i took all the
freaking sawdust and just like threw it like
along the edges and it dried those little bastards
out and oh okay i ended up killing them but i
was like oh that disgusting yeah yeah another
reason never pick up drinking yeah for real wow
yeah disgusting yeah okay well before i throw
up um what do you say we uh move on to the headliner
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me on all podcast platforms. All right, so jumping
into our headliner of the evening. Like I said,
we'll be breaking down Pixar's newest movie,
Elio. But before we start, Caleb, do you want
to let people know how we break down movies on
this podcast? I would love to. If you're new
to our breakdown system, we have split movies
into eight different categories that we individually
score to come to a final All Bros letter grade.
The eight categories that we will be scoring
are story, writing, acting, character development,
effects, which this is going to be more tied
to animation because duh. uh music costumes which
is going to be more character design um and then
we're going to give it our own personal score
at the very end all of these numbers get magically
added up and spit through our algorithm and give
us a letter grade to compare this movie to others
of a similar grade uh so with that if you have
not seen elio please go see it please go see
it it is despite what people or what you may
hear it is good yes it it is a genuinely good
original pixar movie and just like i remember
walking out of this out of the theater um and
just being like it is so nice to actually see
an original pixar movie again that just felt
so nice it was dude it was so good but yeah so
don't listen to the listen to us If you listen
to this show, you should trust our opinion to
some degree. Go check this movie out, please.
But so, yeah, like, go check it out. Pause. Go
check it out. Then come back. Yes. And now that
you've done that, like we know you have or you
should have. um yeah rose is about to spoil the
entire movie for you actually he's going to reiterate
the movie to you because we know that you have
gone to see this movie yeah so there should be
no one that listens to this that that gets spoilers
because all of you should listen and should have
done what you're told i i'm like so tempted to
Be like the little girls from Lilo and Stitch
and go, yeah. Yeah. So because we know you've
done that, Rose is going to reiterate the entire
story for you in our favorite segment that we
like to call Reading with Rose. All right. After
the death of his parents, young Elio Solis is
orphaned and lives with his aunt Olga, an Air
Force major who gave up her dreams of becoming
an astronaut to raise her nephew. Elio wanders
into a clothes exhibit on the Voyager 1 spacecraft
where he is awed by the idea of discovering other
life in space. Years later, Elio wishes to be
abducted by aliens. Every day, he lies on the
beach waiting, but without result. One night,
two bullies, Bryce and Caleb, tamper with his
ham radio, leading to a fight that injures his
left eye. This forces Elio to wear a patch over
his eye for two weeks. At Olga's workplace, Elio
sneaks into an emergency meeting where conspiracy
theorist Gunther Melmack claims to have found
evidence of aliens responding to Voyager, suggesting
they send a message back, but is dismissed by
Olga and her colleagues. Elio uses Melmac's device
to send his message, causing a power outage at
the military base, nearly costing Olga her job.
Angered by Elio's actions, Olga decides to send
him to a youth camp, which he dreads as Bryce
and Caleb are also there. At camp, Elio escapes
from Bryce, Caleb, and two other bullies one
night as they attempt to scare him. Back at the
military base, Olga receives strange outer space
messages in response to Elio. Just as Elio faces
a beating, an alien ship arrives and abducts
him. Inside the spaceship, he meets U, a liquid
supercomputer, and is welcomed to the universe
where aliens share knowledge from their worlds.
Other ambassadors mistakenly declare him a candidate
for Earth's ambassador, thinking he created the
Voyager spacecraft. Before Elio can clarify,
they attend an emergency meeting with Lord Grygon,
a rejected warlord threatening to take the communiverse.
I'm saying that right, right? Isn't that how
they? Yeah, pretty sure. To take the cumuloniverse
by force. The ambassadors plan to return Elio
to Earth, but he chooses to negotiate with Grygon
for immediate induction as an ambassador. Ooo
creates a clone of Elio to take his place back
on Earth. Olga brings other Elio home from camp
after hearing about the prior fight. Meanwhile,
Elio attempts to negotiate with Grygon, but after
unintentionally angering him, he is imprisoned.
While trying to escape, he comes across Grygon's
son, Glordon, and decides to use him as a bargaining
chip to get Grygon to leave the Communiverse
alone. They head back to the Communiverse, and
Grygon agrees to leave them in peace in exchange
for Glordon's safe return. Elio and Glordon confide
in each other. Elio feels alone and misunderstood
by his aunt or aunt, however you want to say
it. while Glordon resists becoming a war machine
like his father. Elio devises a cloning plan
to keep them together. He puts the real Glordon
on an escape shuttle and gives Grygon the clone.
Grygon notices the switch and uses Cuesta's mind
-reading powers to locate them. Grygon sends
troops to find his son, while Cuesta, disappointed
by Elio's deception, returns him home to evade
Grygon. Meanwhile, Glordon accidentally activates
the shuttle heading toward Earth. Back home,
Elio is devastated, but soon spots his aunt on
the beach looking for him with other Elio, whom
she had already suspected was not her real nephew.
After reconciling, they head to the military
base where Elio's shuttle has been contained.
Other Elio sacrifices himself to distract the
military, while Elio and Olga sneak into the
base to find Glordon dying from hypothermia in
the shuttle. They pilot it back to the Communiverse,
calling Bryce and Melmac for help avoiding space
debris. Reaching the Communiverse, they return
Glordon to his father, who rips his suit open
to swaddle him, saving his life. Gargon apologizes
to his son and the Ambassadors, while Elio is
welcomed back into the Communiverse. Elio declines,
stating Earth is his home, and says goodbye.
Questa reminds him he is never alone before sending
him and Olga home. ellio and bryce continue contacting
glordon through a ham radio hell yeah i don't
know about you for a second i thought ellio was
actually gonna stay i did too and i was gonna
be real freaking devastated i was too like no
don't do that to your aunt please don't do that
she's trying her best oh man i would have I don't
even know what I would have done, dude. All types
of devastated. Yeah. Like I'd be like too far
Pixar too far. Like you've already got me crying
in this movie already in certain parts, but you
freaking have Elio stay in space and his aunt
just had aunt Olga has to just go back home and
just live by herself. Yeah. She can, you know,
like actually train to be an astronaut, but like
now she doesn't have her nephew to not do that
to me. yeah oh man dude this was just getting
straight into like the story it was so well put
together it was um i swear pixar just knows how
to like gut punch you like literally within like
the first five minutes of their movie because
how this movie opens how she uh olga's trying
to um communicate with elio trying to understand
him like they're at this restaurant on base and
she's like trying to like get him to eat something
but he's just like under the table and just is
just silent and and then he like here's um about
that new exhibit he goes to that and just seeing
him in awe of what he's seeing about life out
there in space and you see like the freaking
like tear come down his face as he's just like
looking up Dude, I freaking started tearing up,
too. Oh, my God. The opening. This movie was
a really good Pixar movie. Oh, man. Dude, I did
not go into this with the highest expectation.
Just because of what I'd seen about it. Like,
oh, the opening's not so great. And, like, this,
that, and all this. And I kind of got, like,
excited about it because of the stuff, like,
the shade Pixar's been throwing towards general
audiences. I was the same way. Yeah, so I was
just like, all right, like, here we go. Like,
I'm here for it. Like, got to show, like, got
to do my part, show my support for original content.
Hell yeah. Yeah, I ended up walking away like
this was a really, really well done movie. Like
all motivations made sense. Everything that like
I don't know, like everything made sense. And
they didn't like try to like backtrack it where
it was like what I liked is that like when he
overhears his aunt talking about like. this isn't
how her life was supposed to go all this and
that they didn't try to like backtrack it it
wasn't something like oh it was just a misunderstanding
like he misheard or came in like didn't have
the right context for it like that is what she
said that is how she was feeling and they like
own up to that yeah like and i like that it was
a whole thing of just like no like you're right
like my life wasn't supposed to go this way but
It has and like more like I've accepted it. Like
it's like the the the acceptance that she has
for the situation that she's in. Was great. Like
I loved it. And so, yep, like Elio's motivation
for because he was already obsessed with space.
Like it seemed just based off of. Like the little
interaction that we had with him at the beginning.
um like having the space people toys and and
whatnot um and then yeah this exhibit obviously
just sparked something more for him yeah and
i don't know it was it was it was really really
good like really really solid story really funny
too yeah oh my dude freaking um oh my god what
was the kid's name um gregon's son oh glordon
yeah go all my i loved him that's some of the
best lines in this movie oh my gosh dude i there's
so many to pick from but is it i'm assuming you're
talking about the hi dad i'm a bargaining chip
oh man uh dude he had a ton of like really good
one -liners where like elio's sitting there and
he's like like in his mouth and he's like oh
it's actually kind of cozy in here he's like
is it i've never been in there oh there's like
a part where um he's uh yeah because it's like
leading up to that part like they're crawling
through the tunnel and he brings up like a point
and elio's just like wait no i can't do that
he's just like oh i just kind of assumed that
you could and he's like why didn't you tell me
that before this I think, oh, yeah, I think it's,
like, you can, like, I forget what was being
blasted at them. Oh, it was lava. Lava, yeah.
He's like, yeah, like, freaking I would die from
that. He's like, oh, I just kind of assumed that
you would survive that. Yeah. And then he's just
like, just get in my mouth. What? So good. So
good. You know, like, I find it. Cause you, you
know, I, I feel in Pixar movies, you always attract
to like once, like you attract to the whole story
by storyline, but there's usually like a part
of the whole storyline that you would, you like,
um, you, I guess like attract to more, you, um,
you like enjoy a little bit more like how they
do it. Um, and I, I feel like with this one,
like don't be wrong. I loved all the space stuff.
Like that, that was great. Like. seeing him in
awe just in space like that just made you happy
like that was just great um but just like everything
with with him and his aunt that i i loved all
of that like every scene the storyline with him
and his aunt i just love to death um and especially
when it came to his freaking clone oh my gosh
was that freaking funny when he accidentally
cut off his finger he's just like oh and then
just puts him right back on dude i loved how
she was like so immediately suspicious of him
dude especially freaking when um uh he like he's
like oh hey i'm you know i'm gonna turn and she
thought oh hey wait a minute she goes to kiss
his head and then she's like all right good night
good night does a serious face pulls out freaking
examines it and just you know finds out that
you know like freaking i was not expecting it
to just freaking start moving on its own that
was insane and then freaking when she like lifts
up his eye patch and there's nothing there and
he's just like hi we need to talk dude i so i
took iris to go see this obviously um but yeah
i uh i when that scene happened she's just like
that was kind of scary and i was like what and
she's like So for those of you that don't know,
my dad also had a patch for his entire life.
And so she asked me, she's like, is that what
Papa looked like? And I'm like, no, that's not
what Papa looked like. And she's like, what did
his look like? And I'm like, I don't know, but
not like that, I would assume. But yeah, she
was like, so just like, ah. Yeah, it worried
her something awful. And then she, she also got
a little free. She was actually kind of freaked
out by the clone. You know what? I can understand
that. Yeah. Like that scene where he scares the
ever living, but Jesus out of those guards. And
he's just like, help me. And it starts to melt.
like like dude like freaking like uh i don't
like that do you like freaking when he started
like going limp and everything i'm just like
this is like out of the freaking grudge like
damn pixar like i think you're going a little
too dark here for a kid's movie yeah like okay
can we chill guys like come on oh my gosh dude
like it even got me like a little like no dude
that's fair oh shit like but he's just like i'll
start my self -destruct sequence now like i i
i love that shit dude yeah it was so funny um
gosh i they did a really good job with the whole
like communiverse thing um yes i wish that like
there were so many places i was just like gosh
i just want to explore this more yeah so good
like i i love like how they had that area where
they had the the food that would pop up like
whatever kind of food that you wanted um and
i was just like this little perfect utopia deal
like i loved it that was so good and the the
This is just going into, like, character design,
but the aliens were all super interesting. Yeah,
whoever designed, honestly, all the characters
in this movie, bravo for creativity, because
they looked fantastic. Oh, yeah, for real. I'm
trying to think. Like, there's not really any
issues I had with this story. No, same here.
I even like that, like, with Bryce and Caleb,
right? that were the bully yeah i wouldn't even
well i have yet to meet or i have yet to see
a caleb in media that's not an asshole that sucks
i'm sorry man like i kid you not i wish that
bryce was caleb then because i actually like
what they did with uh bryce how he was just like
well yeah no i can't i know caleb's a jerk and
him and ellio actually become friends i loved
that yeah I yeah, dude, for whatever reason,
like it's always like I'm trying to think of
like other Caleb's that I know. Yeah, there's
a couple like shows of Brielle's that she's watched
that are more like where the Caleb is like a
serial killer or he's like a domestic abuser
or he's just like against just some asshole.
like character like the only good caleb i know
comes from this uh this other show shorezy never
heard of it good show um it's so you know about
letter kenny no okay never mind then uh anyway
there's a character named caleb in like super
minor role but like he he's funny and he's actually
like a decent character and i'm like okay at
least we got one but yeah other than him like
every other caleb in media that i've seen has
been a freaking jackass damn that sucks but it's
it's funny um gosh i'm trying to think of other
stuff like just store like story wise i think
this was definitely one of pixar's better movies
i i agree yeah like what like it's definitely
you know not my favorite original pixar movie
story but like when it comes to creativity it
was pretty solid here yeah i would honestly put
this around where turning red was yeah that's
yeah that's fair yeah like i let's see what did
we end up giving it 82 which feels low Yeah,
I would be slightly higher than that for L .A.
I would, too. Like, yes, the story was like the
story was basic enough for kids to follow. But
it was it was good. Like it was is really well
executed. I would put this at like eighty five.
I think I'm just going to be one higher than
eighty six. Totally fair. Next up with writing.
I'm actually. I've been thinking about this one.
I think I'm on the same level. I think this is
like 85. Yeah. Yeah. I would give it the same
score as you for the 85. Yeah, it was, it was
good. Again, not anything that's going to blow
you away. Nothing Oscar worthy, but it was, it
was solid. It was really, really solid. It was.
And I especially, I mean, cause you know, like
you have that one scene with, elio and his aunt
and how like um it was after he got into that
situation at the uh at the base and uh just him
like screaming at her she's he's like you're
not my family i'm just like damn um that freaking
that shit killed but then you get that amazing
scene towards the end when it's her and the clone
looking for elio trying to you know contact um
outer space uh for him and then the real elio
and her share like a really sweet moment and
i'm trying to what doesn't she say like all i
all i want is you isn't that what she says yeah
okay yeah just that was that was just like classic
pixar and i loved it like I don't know how they
do it, but Pixar is like the one animation studio
that since the dawn of time, every single goddamn
movie that they do will make me cry. I don't
think I've ever left. No, yeah. Cars 2. Okay.
All right. All right. He's got me there. All
right. Cars 2. Other than that, I am like 99
% sure that I have cried. Or shed a tear in every
other Pixar movie that they have ever released.
Even Toy Story 4? Oh yeah, I still shed a tear
in that one. Did you really? Oh yeah, I cried
at the end. That one didn't get me nearly as
bad as Toy Story 3 did. I saw something funny
with Toy Story 3. Someone posted, imagine if
Toy Story 3 ended with, as they're closing their
eyes about to be incinerated, it just cuts to
black. And then a version of... instead of you
got a friend in me it's you had a friend yeah
yeah the like comment below is just like it's
a kids movie you monster dude there need to be
adult cuts of kids movies i know like seriously
straight up that would be hilarious i i would
actually pay if they released a pixar movie and
they're like this is the kids version here's
the one for grown -ups and it was just like the
most awful shit that they could even if it's
just on the blu -ray like yeah release the adult
cut oh i'd be so there for that dude dude save
here oh man yeah the the writing was was really
really good um like i said like my favorite thing
that they did is that it what elio heard his
aunt say wasn't like a misunderstanding it was
like exactly what she was like, what she had
said and all of those feelings. Yeah. And I love
that, like how they showed how immediately like
the parents knew or like the, the parental figure
knew that it wasn't the right kid. Like, cause
with her, she was immediately suspicious. Yeah.
But she was just kind of like, okay. And then.
yeah like obviously like she had that full -blown
list going of every weird thing that he'd done
that was like perfectly normal like i wish i
could have paused it dude because i the only
one that i ended up seeing was just like elio
sits quietly yeah i don't even know if i caught
any that were on the list so yeah i can't wait
for this to come to blu -ray and disney plus
so i can pause and read all those yeah but the
uh what's his face the... What's the big guy's
name? Like Glorfax or something? Glordon? No,
not Glordon. Glordon's the kid. Oh, ah, shit.
What's his name? Grygon. Grygon. Yeah, so I loved
how Lord Glygon immediately knew that that wasn't
Glordon. And then it rips him apart, like rips
the suit apart and everything. And he's just
like, That wasn't him. And he's just like, how
did you know? Like a father always knows. I mean,
he's not wrong. Yeah. But like the justification
for that, like when Glordon, like when they're
like kind of reunited and everything. And he's
just like, like, I may, I may not understand
you, but I still love you. Oh, that was a dagger
to the heart. Like, damn. Yeah. That freaking
stung like a knife. I'm still too fragile for
this. Yeah. No, dude. Straight up. Yeah. Oh,
God. Yeah. That shit stung like a bitch. Yeah.
Oh, man. But yeah. Yeah. So that that was that
was fun. Yeah, it was. really well done it was
like zero complaints with that but yes i think
85 is is fair agreed all right moving on over
to acting oh shit i forgot to load that damn
slide damn having only one monitor is really
cramping my style we have yonas kabrib who plays
elio solace We got Zoe Zaldana, who plays Olga
Solis. Remy Edger, who does the voice for Glordon.
Brad Garrett, who does the voice for Lord Grygon.
Shirley Henderson, who does the voice for Ooo.
Brandon Moon, who does the voice for Ambassador
Helix. Jamila Jamil, who did the voice for Ambassador
Cuesta. And then Brandon Hunt. did the voice
for Gunther Melmac. So I think we can both agree
the standout for this, definitely Jonas. Oh,
yeah. He was fantastic. Who would your number
two be? Oh, number two, just because I thought
she put a lot of emotion into her scenes, and
she's amazing in everything. I'd give number
two to Zoe Saldana. I loved her. Dude, same.
She was fantastic. oh she was so good uh number
three though i have to give to the kid who voiced
galore don i i love him that's fair no dude that's
fair i'd probably give him number four third
i gotta give to brad garrett fair he could honestly
be a coin flip that's fair that yeah that's completely
fair dude it's insane like someone was interviewing
brad garrett and i swear he's had a part in every
single pixar movie Or, like, almost all of them.
He has had a decent amount of roles in Disney,
dude. Like, it's insane. Like, it's, yeah. Yeah,
I mean, he was in, like, I think someone pointed
out a lot of them. Like, just Disney movies,
he was in The Pacifier, the one with Vin Diesel.
Finding Nemo, Ratatouille. Oh, yeah, because
he played Gusteau. Yep. uh christopher robin
casper he was in the og casper 1995 really yeah
oh yeah he was the the fat ghost yep uh dude
i still can't believe they uh got freaking um
uh dan akroyd to do that cameo as ray that was
just amazing right yeah uh let's see uh he was
in planes Tarzan 2, Extremely Goofy Movie, Planes,
Fire, and Rescue, Tangled, Bug's Life, Finding
Dory, The Country Bears, Underdog. Oh, my God.
Yeah, I remember who was in Country Bears. Hoodwinked
2. Who did he play? Does it say who he played
in Hoodwinked 2? I will look. Swilly the Giant.
Oh, yeah. God, I hate that movie. Oh, man, that's
hilarious. But yeah, he's had a pretty significant
life with Disney. I mean, Guy has a really good
voice, so I don't blame him. Iconic voice. Yeah.
When it comes to Disney movies, I feel he's up
there with Jon Hamm when it comes to iconic voices.
Yeah, I'd give you that. Yeah, I'm just looking
to see what other random shit he's done. Wasn't
he in Everybody Loves Raymond? Yeah. Okay. That's
his number one known for role. Okay. And then
it was Christopher Robin, then Tangled, then
Ratatouille. God, he was perfectionist Eeyore.
Yeah, he does the voice for the Kraken in SpongeBob.
Oh, okay. Cool. He's done voices in Bubble Guppies,
Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure. Okay. Ralph Breaks
the Internet, Finding Dory. Oh, he did the voice
for Krang in Out of the Shadows. Oh, shit. Okay.
The Easter Island Head, Night at the Museum.
Okay. He was in The Incredible Burt Wonderstone,
Tangled. Easter Island Head for all the night
at the museums. Underdog, Ratatouille, Finding
Nemo, Pacifier, Garfield, the movie. Oh, yeah.
He played like the big mean dog. Yeah. Let's
see. Finding Nemo, Justice League. Whoa. Yeah,
he did a voice for Lobo. Oh, that's cool. Bear
in the Big Blue House. Stuart Little 2. Kim Possible.
Oh, he was in the Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
show. Who did he play? Tork. Why am I not remembering?
I think that was like, who is Tork? Let's see.
He did a voice for In Recess, an extremely goofy
movie, Superman animated series, the Hercules
series, Bugs Life. The 101 Dalmatians series.
I'm trying to see what the first thing that he
did. Yeah, Casper, he did Fatso. Did you know
there was a Dumb and Dumber TV series? I did.
Oh, yeah, he was in that. I never watched it,
though. It's crazy how that had a TV show and
then freaking Bill and Ted also had a TV show.
Or I guess a cartoon. That's crazy to think.
Yeah, so his first credit was for Transformers
Five Faces of Darkness. Hmm. So he started off
as a freaking voice actor. That's awesome. I
mean, he's really good at it. Yeah, and then
his first live action role, or yeah, real life
role was in Roseanne. Okay. And then, yeah, and
then he's just been in a shit ton of other stuff
since then. yeah so his first credited was in
1986 and then he oh he did hulk's did you ever
watch hulk hogan's rock and wrestling no i didn't
oh because he did the voice for hulk hogan that's
awesome yeah uh he was in the real ghostbusters
oh who did he play arson let's not ring the bell
It was one episode. I would have been super shocked.
Yeah. Then it's just like other random stuff.
Awesome. True. Wow. Guy has an awesome track
record. Yeah. Like his it's, it's his voice,
dude. His voice is just iconic. Yeah. Super cool.
Anyway. So totally understandable why you gave
him number. What was it? Three. Yeah. Yeah. We
could, we could freaking dive into his career
for like. Ages. Dude, him and Patrick Warburton.
Dude, for real. Those two, you could have some
fun dissecting their careers. Yeah. Dude, you
know who else would be a super fun one to dissect?
Oh, hold on. Let me find his name. Diedrich Bader.
What is he? All right, so you may recognize the
face. So how well do you remember Country Bears?
Pretty well. Okay, so he is one of the cops.
Or he played like the... Oh, yes. I know him.
Yeah, so him. I would put him on the same level
as Brad Garrett. All right. Yeah. His IMDB is
ridiculous. Like, let's see. Let's just for shits
and giggles see what his first thing was. Because
this dude's constantly working. Yeah, his first
thing was long arm. But in recent years, he does
like a shit ton of voice work. He was in the
Harley Quinn series. okay he did the voice for
for bruce wayne that's awesome yeah uh creature
commandos he voiced king shark uh batman cape
crusader he voiced harvey dent wow uh let's see
american dad he's was in like four episodes yeah
he's just been so much stuff whether it's like
live action or or whatever like his He's basically
played everyone in Justice League. He did one
movie, Superman Red Son. He voiced Lex Luthor.
He was in Young Sheldon. He did the voice for
Batman. Oh, man. He was Batman in Batman Brave
and the Bold. He voiced Booster Gold in the Justice
League action shorts. Maximus in Avengers Assemble.
He was in Surf's Up 2, the Rush Hour TV show,
Penguins of Madagascar, Be Cool Scooby -Doo,
Goldberg's, Gravity Falls, Benton Omniverse,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Phineas and Ferb.
This dude has been in everything. No kidding.
Holy shit. Yeah. His is another. I'd put his
career would be another super fun one to dissect.
Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Anyway, where are you sitting
with your your acting score? I feel everyone
did a pretty damn good job. So I probably put
acting on the same level as my story. So I think
I'm going to be at an 86. That's actually exactly
where I was at, too. Hell yeah. All right. Next
up, we got character development, which this
had some pretty decent character arcs. It did.
Yeah. Because Elio's scene at the end with him
deciding to go back to Earth with his aunt. Oh
my gosh. One, I just love that scene. And two,
the way that he said, I think I'm going to give
Earth a second chance. I think I'm going to give
it a redo. And just the fact that Pixar had you
thinking just for a minute that he was actually
going to stay. But then he decides that, no,
like Earth is where I need to be. It's where
I should be. I should be there with my aunt.
That just was such a great character moment for
Elio. I loved that. Yeah. Yeah, they did a really
good job with that. And like it showed like you,
you understood like both perspectives, like you
understood his aunt, like wishing that he could
like kind of set aside the weird. for a minute
just just enough to make friends and have like
a social life of some sort but then you also
get it from his perspective where he's like he
feels isolated and alone yeah and i i love that
that one um uh what do they call them the ambassadors
ambassador yep that's the word um the one ambassador
who just says like you are very unique and sometimes
unique may feel like you're alone and i'm like
that's a really good way of putting it yeah yeah
that was really good yeah so awesome and yeah
it's just it was so well put together again this
isn't anything like oscar worthy but this is
definitely one of like the better Character development.
I'd put this. Maybe like an 87. I think I'm just
going to be slightly above you. An 88. Alright
next up we got. Effects. Which we're turning
into animation for this one. And once again.
Pixar. There's a reason why to me. They're the
best when it comes to animated films. And they
showcased that again here. Because the animation
was fantastic. So good. Dude, the scene that
blew me away is when that frickin' communiverse
sphere or whatever you want to call it just appeared
in front of Earth. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. That
was so cool. Yeah, and then it just showed, like,
everyone's just, like, watching and in awe of
it and everything. Like, it was magical. Mm -hmm.
And then this like the scenes like I had a hard
time thinking that they weren't real freaking
trees when they were like doing the shots like
over the forest. I'm like, those can't be real.
Like those look so good. Yeah, it was literally
like the good dinosaur level landscape animation.
But, you know, like this actually had a good
story to go along with it. It was it was the
good it was the good dinosaurs water. but it
was trees yeah there we go it was just sitting
there just like whoa like that looks so good
yeah i was blown away the animation was solid
um yeah like literally zero complaints yeah no
dude like especially freaking when he um Maybe
it's just like, it just reminded me of like when
you're a kid and you enter like this kind of
like area where it's like dark and you're like
only seeing stuff illuminated and you're just
like, like you're a little bit like kind of freaked
out, but like you can't help but being in like
awe when he first enters that room that's like,
you know, like closed off of the new exhibit
and it's showcasing the, well, first you get
the solar system and then you get the, what was
it called? the voyager yeah the voyager yeah
thank you um dude freaking him being in awe just
like took me back to like when i was a kid and
like i would be in awe of like maybe not exactly
that but you know like other stuff like when
it came to seeing stuff like that um yeah just
that that scene alone the animation in that and
especially like when he like just lays down on
the floor and then you like have that zoom in
on his face And just like seeing him just like
in awe, like, oh my God, like the animation was
just incredible in that scene. Dude, movies like
this set a really unrealistic expectation of
museums for me. You know what? That's fair. Like,
I always imagine like that. I would have like
this super magical moment that just like leads
me into what I want to do for the rest of my
life at some goddamn museum where it's just like
an exhibit that I walk into by myself and just
like, whoa, never had that. I mean, same. Yeah.
And it's bullshit. Like every like. museum like
i haven't been to like one museum yet that's
like really blown me away but it's just like
okay like this is all right but this is no like
elio what about the grave face museum come on
that one more freaks me out than anything all
right you know fair enough but yeah it's just
like yeah like i haven't had this like magical
moment in the in a museum maybe i'm going to
the wrong museums dude maybe you are like Well,
I mean, I, I can't say I was the, I'm any different,
you know, was really, I think like a moment that
like, I think of like, I, I felt how Elio felt
is back in California and party city. There used
to be, all right, let's walk down this road.
He's like, Oh God, where's this going? Rose there
around Halloween time. There used to be just
a specific room. dedicated to just halloween
masks like that's all that there was in there
and it was like kind of like lit like this it
was very dark um and just like the masks were
illuminated and just like freaking i remember
just like what like every year that we would
go there like i always ask like can we please
go there before we leave i want to see this and
just i remember seeing like michael myers freddy
krueger jason chucky all these characters that
like you know like i loved as a kid um just seeing
their like faces illuminated and like being in
awe. And I'm, I'm sure this is making me sound
like a fricking weird ass kid, which I was. Um,
yeah, I was like, why are you going to sit here
and act like you weren't true. It's true. Like
this is what's making you think you're, you're
a weirdo. Uh, but no, like I kind of had like
the same, like awe that, uh, Elio had, especially
like the first time I saw that. um but like i
i'm the same thing with you like i wish that
like i went to like a museum that like made me
realize oh hey that's what i want to do with
the rest of my life but we never got that yeah
my my hindsight's like is really solid my foresight
though it has has to be worked on a bit like
i have i don't know i haven't had very many like
i wouldn't even say i've had any like super magical
like whoa moments like with anything damn man
that makes me sad no like it's just like in okay
obviously like i've had like micro moments like
that that have like guided how i live my life
but i haven't i'm talking like to the movie level
that i oh okay up in my brain okay all right
did that just make me sound like i have no dreams
it did for a minute like i just hear a collective
oh that's so sad oh that's that's the point i'm
trying to get across it's just like this movie
has has built up or this movie and others like
it have built up museum experiences to an unrealistic
degree yeah oh that was good oh man my life's
not that sad I promise you, Caleb has dreams.
I know he does. Yeah. I have wishes. Oh, man.
Like, I have hopes that I put on stars. Oh, shit.
Anyway, getting back to the animation of this
movie. I will say, like, I think that they could
have gone further into, like, the whole blowing
us away deal. But, I mean, I'm still pretty high
with the animation. I'd probably say 96, because
this movie didn't quite blow me away at the same
level as Coco. No, dude, same. Yeah, I'd give
it the same score, because thinking with Elemental
and Inside Out 2, they're, I guess, newest two
movies. I think I gave Inside Out 2 a 98 for
animation. um and i think like elemental we were
around the same area um so yeah it's just like
a little below that damn all right next up we
got music this was like it was nothing to write
home about like it was it was good it fit for
like the scenes in the movie but like nothing
really stood out to me yeah like like the main
um main theme's pretty good um I guess maybe
not the main theme. It's like the score. Yeah,
there we go. Yeah, the score is really good.
I know they had some big songs in it. I saw it
earlier today, and I can't recall them. Yeah,
I forgot that there is. Yeah, it's not a soundtrack
that blows you away, but it fits the tone. Yeah.
I'd say this is seven. Like, just with the songs
that they do throw in there. Okay. Yeah, I mean,
personally, I'd give it a six. Fair. I can understand
that. All right, next up, we got character design.
It's pretty solid. Like, I especially love the,
I mean, not only Elio's just, you know, design,
but the stuff that he wore. It was just great.
I love seeing. one i just love seeing kids passionate
about anything love seeing that but like the
fact that like he was ready like uh freaking
the colander as as the the headpiece that was
great his capes the fact that like he he comes
running to his aunt when he's like packing for
to get abducted to go to outer space he's just
like where's my good cape where is it where is
it oh i'm wearing it yeah the the costumes here
were good like I'd say the only thing that it's
missing is just, like, the solid silhouette.
Like, I think... That's fair. Like, it's on the
same level as me with, like, Coco. Like, just
outfits -wise. Like, I thought the design of
the aliens all looked good. Like, they were all
really, really good. I wish we could have gotten
a little bit more variety. I think they only
had, like... I want to say four or five different
aliens, like species. That sounds right. Cause
I mean, they had like the weird flowy, like amoeba
looking ones. They had the rock faces. They had
the little like ant eater looking one. They had
the robot, like the robot looking ones. And then
they had those, those, um, Oh gosh, I don't even
know what to like to call them. It's like those
upside down bells. Where it's like a really long
neck and then they like just pop out like random.
Yeah. Do you remember the Nate? You might've
already said the one where it's literally like
the circle of like cards and tell you whatever
you need to know. But then like Elio will literally
just like ask like the most like simple thing.
And he's just like, do you remember that character's
name? I do not, but it was like an interface.
Okay. But, dude, the fun that I would have with
that damn, like, device. Yeah. Or that interface.
Like, I would be going crazy. But just, yeah,
I love it. Literally every single time he'd come
on stream, he'd be like, I could tell you anything
that you want to know, anything in the whole
universe. Elio just asked him like the, like
just, Oh, Hey, where did the, where did so -and
-so go or something like that? And just the biggest,
it's like not a single person has asked the meaning
of life yet. Oh man. Yeah. Super funny. But yeah,
I, um, I liked it. I would say, I think this
is at least worthy of an eight. Yeah, you know,
I think I'm going to agree with you there. All
right, last up, personal scores. All right, who's
going first? Oh, that's up to you. Oh, I'll go
first. All right. Yeah, no, this was a really
solid Pixar movie. So I went and saw this with
our friend Sammy, and I already said this earlier,
but just walking out, I just remember telling
her, like, It was just so nice to see an original
Pixar movie again, because we haven't gotten
one since elemental and elemental was really
good. I think I liked this one a little less
than elemental, but just overall like really,
really solid story, really good character. Elio
is a really good main character and seeing him.
Having to go through the struggles of just not
fitting in how his aunt is dealing with having
to take on the responsibility of being his his
legal guardian. And then, of course, throwing
all the space stuff. Then I feel he had a pretty
solid Pixar movie. It's just unfortunate that
this. is not doing well at the box office and
it's showcasing pixar that oh hey you guys don't
want original uh stories anymore so why do you
think we're making toy story 5 and incredibles
3 just just telling us that you want toy story
10 please for the love of god do not go up to
toy story 10 please i just wanted a message like
pixar and be like we're sorry we're so don't
do that Like, listen, well, like, we will 100
% take, like, a third Incredibles because you
took so goddamn long giving us the second one.
Yeah, for real. But Pixar should, like, stop
it with, like, they need to cut it at trilogies.
Yes, I agree. Like, for real. One, two, three,
boom, done. One, two, three, boom, done. like
if the story's there like max give us three but
just keep giving us that original shit dude we'll
eat that up dude i'm curious did you hear about
the director change for incredibles 3 uh no so
so brad bird uh is not going to direct it anymore
but i think he's like still like going to be
like a decent amount involved but now it's um
i think his name is peter solace um he directed
elemental oh okay yeah yeah right Yeah, me too.
Yeah, I'm excited for that one. Yeah, anyway,
Elio, I would say that for personal score, I'm
going to go in 89. Yeah, I'm in the same ballpark.
Not quite as high. I'm at 87. I thought this
movie was really fun. Hit all the right notes
that it needed to. Like, it was... It was a great
movie. One that I'm really excited to explore
again. This is one I'm excited to watch the extras
on. I love watching the behind the scenes with
Pixar. Easily one of the best behind the scenes
experiences. I eat that shit up. I'm super pumped
to see all that. I remember one of the best ones
that they ever did was when they re -released
Toy Story and Toy Story 2. I think it was the
first time on Blu -ray in preparation for Toy
Story 3. And the deep dive that they did into
the makings of those two, especially Toy Story
2, and how they almost lost the movie. Did you
ever hear about that? Yeah. Some dude had it
backed up at his home computer. So it was actually
a lady that had it backed up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
because she was like a new mom, and so she needed
to work from home as well. She should have gotten
all the freaking bonuses that year. No, seriously.
Seriously. If there's anyone in the world that
I would want to interview, it would be her. yeah
no dude like seriously uh and then like i think
i remember like them saying like usually they
had like over a year to get these to uh because
you know like toy story 2 was only their third
movie and usually they had like over a year to
get things done but they only had nine months
for toy story 2. um And then like hearing the
with Toy Story, how when they first showcased
the movie to, I think, Disney, like they absolutely
hated it. Like they hated how mean spirited Woody
was. And they told them to shut production down,
like just just to stop making it. And John Lasseter
and his team was just like, OK, give us like
10 days. Give us like a week or two. And we can
fix this. We can make this we can make this good
for you guys. And so like freaking they've like
spent long nights just like trying to like get
not only Woody right as like an actual good character,
but like the whole story like flowing better.
And, you know, thankfully they did. But just
yeah, like those two, it was it was crazy seeing
like how many not only achievements that they
had with the first two Toy Story movies, but
also hiccups. Yeah, dude, Pixar, their story
is insane. Like, absolutely nuts. But I, oh my
gosh. I could sit and, like, talk about Pixar
forever, dude. Like, if there's any, like, studio
that I would love to, like, visit and explore,
it'd be freaking Pixar's. Dude, like, probably
years down the line, but I think we should plan
a road trip to go to Pixar. I'm so down. Hell
yeah. Okay. Sweet. Like that would just be incredible.
Like, yeah. Okay. Let's do it. Yeah. I am in
sweet. All right. Going through these scores
real quick. Starting off with story. We ended
up averaging out at two and 85 .5. The writing
is sitting at an 85. Acting is sitting at an
86. Character development is sitting at an 87
.5. The effects are our highest category sitting
at a 96. The music is sitting at a six out of
10. The character design is sitting at an eight
out of 10. And then our personal score averaged
out to an 88. So with that, the final all rose
letter grade for Elio has come out to a B plus.
Yeah, let's go. Hell yeah. I was real worried
that it wasn't going to get into, like, the B+.
Like, this is exactly where I was hoping it hit.
Might have done. Yeah. Let me put that in. All
right. So, Elio. Ooh, it barely cracked B+. I'm
cool with that. Yeah. So, literally, our cutoff
for B +, is 86%, right? Yeah. This is sitting
at 86 % on the dot. Let's go. Hell yeah. Yeah.
And for how to just to showcase how, how really
significant that is. We count our, like our percentages
gets counted three decimal points. So it's, it's
yeah. We like, we have hunt like. a thousandth
of a point like of our percentage like i shit
you not like our our top b movie which is super
funny it's actually our last movie that we did
final destination bloodlines that's funny uh
so that is sitting at a 95 .938 i usually just
round to like the the hundredth decimal point
but it counts to the thousandth. So having a
movie that sits at like that percentage is crazy.
That is awesome. Yeah, right? I love that. So
yeah, Elio is sitting at an 86%, which puts it
below hundreds of beavers. Okay. Just barely,
dude. .025. five percent wow damn yeah so it's
bull it sits below shazam fury of the gods don't
love that but that's just me yeah below mr peabody
and sherman okay i'm sorry i love that movie
so yeah i'm okay with that it's below spider
-man homecoming okay and it's also below sing
too okay fair Yeah, going the opposite direction.
It is above, like I said, Final Destination Bloodlines.
All right. It's above Trolls Band Together. Okay.
It's above Star Wars The Force Awakens. Fair.
It's above Onward. Okay. And it is above Harry
Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Okay. I like
that we got a Pixar movie in there as well. That's
awesome. Yeah, right? So comparing this to other
Pixar movies, where do you think this sits? I
would guess in the top five. All right. So just
take this into consideration. We have 10 Pixar
movies that are scored. Okay. The lowest. One
that we have scored is Toy Story 4 at 83 .4.
Okay. It's actually sitting at number 8. Really?
Yeah. Oh, damn. 8 of 10. But, like I said, so
the movies that we have are Coco in order. So
this is top to bottom. Our top is Coco. So 91
.4%. That's an A -. Okay. Turning Red, Inside
Out 2, and Soul. All A -. Okay. Then we have
Lightyear, Luka, Elemental, then Elio. Okay.
And then Onward, and then Toy Story. Okay. That's
not a bad list. I like that ranking. Not bad
at all. Let me just see for shits and giggles.
Yeah, the difference between... coco and toy
story 4 like so our highest and our lowest it's
less than eight percent wow okay yeah but i uh
i think it has a decent home i agree yeah no
i like that so yeah that's where it's sitting
hell yeah all right well um if you enjoy or sorry
forgot to ask do you have anything else you want
to say about leo Nope. I'm ready to get my ass
off of this bucket, dude. That's fair. Yeah.
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True, because I'm so freaking excited for that
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