what is up bros welcome to the all bros podcast
i'm caleb and i'm jonathan and this week on the
podcast we are breaking down like we don't i
are jumping ahead of myself shit we are a couple
of bros on a mission to get the most detailed
movie reviews out there with as little bias as
possible welcome to the all bros This week on
the podcast, we are going to be playing a few
rounds of Connect the Stars because I don't know
about you, but I didn't watch anything movie
-wise this week. Okay, I forgot. I did watch
one movie. I actually watched it today. I went
and saw Karate Kid Legends. How was that? I really
enjoyed it. Did you really? Yeah, so people might
have killed me for this, but I've never seen
the original Karate Kid. or Cobra Kai um the
only one that I've seen is the Jaden Smith one
so I only know like the character of Jackie Chan
like I know who Ralph Macchio is like I know
like the story in general um but I've just never
seen any of the movies but like the movie did
a really good job of like uh kind of like um
like it opens with um uh how um oh my gosh uh
what is uh oh my god the What is the old guy
from the original? uh mr miyagi mr miyagi sorry
good lord rose i was like i was literally sitting
here like there's no way he forgot miyagi i'm
sorry just like i my brain just blanked for a
minute i'm so sorry um but like they do a good
job uh explaining like how mr miyagi and mr han
jackie chan are like connected And that's how
they connect these two universes. The new kid,
Ben Wong, I think is his name. He is fantastic.
I loved his performance in this, and I can't
wait to see him in that new movie coming out
in September, The Long Walk. I don't know if
you've seen any trailers for that. I haven't
seen anything about that. It's based off a Stephen
King book. Looks really, really good. But yeah,
no, he was great. Jackie Chan was great. Ralph
Macchio was great. Yeah, no, like having not
seen any of the movies and Cobra Kai besides
the Jackie Chan, Jaden Smith one, I had a really
good time. Like, it's not great, but like I thought
it was pretty good. Dude, Cobra Kai. is definitely
worth the watch and you don't need like a well
i say you don't need a lot of history in terms
of like what having watched the original but
you kind of have to at least have seen the first
okay but then like during later seasons they
tie in the other few okay so you're like ah like
so you so because i was watching one i was like
i have no idea who this freaking is and so i
had to go back and re -watch the second karate
kid and then i was like okay cool like now i'm
a little bit caught up and then they introduced
someone else i'm like god damn it so i had to
go watch the third one and okay like now like
now i'm here for it so i'm i'm glad that like
it was easy enough to follow Yeah, like literally
like it just like it opens with like, I guess,
spoiler alert a little bit, but not really. It
opens with Mr. Miyagi telling Daniel like how
the Miyagi family and the Wong family are connected
and how it's two branches, one tree. And that's
how. mr miyagi knew mr han and so like i feel
like like it's you know like it's a very like
general no i don't even want to say general like
uh they let you know like pretty fast like how
these people are connected but like it makes
sense and then you get right into the movie so
so like for me like i wasn't really confused
at all and i like i said i haven't seen any besides
um the 2010 karate kid which we all know should
have been called the kung fu kid um but um but
you know it was really cool seeing uh you know
mr han jackie chan teach uh ben wong's character
lee uh kung fu um because um lee uh attends uh
mr han's uh kung fu school um And then also seeing
Ralph Macchio Daniel teach Lee karate so that
he can take both and basically defeat who he
needs to at the end. Because, you know, that's
how every Karate Kid movie is. They have to fight
a certain person to prove their worth and, you
know, fix certain problems. So that's usually
how it always is. But you know what? If it ain't
broke, don't fix it. And I felt the same way
here. Yeah. There's a reason the formula works.
Yeah. Like you don't want to see all this effort
for someone that gets their ass handed to them.
Yeah, exactly. I just want to make sure that
I'm getting the kids right. Kids name, right?
I think I swear it's yeah. Yeah. Oh, Ben Wang.
I'm sorry. That was long. I apologize. Ben Wang.
I mean, that's true. Oh yeah, that's true. But
yeah, Lisa, excuse me. He was great. Jackie Chan
was great. Ralph Macchio was great. Overall,
I had a really good time. Like I said, not great.
Not the best movie ever. I'm sure it's from the
critics. It's getting okay reviews, but fans
seem to love it. So that's good. Someone that
doesn't know the Karate Kid franchise that well,
I had a pretty good time. So. Yeah, I've been
lame. I haven't watched any like movies. I have
a ton. I think so. I haven't watched Netflix
for a while or I haven't been on my Netflix for
a while. So I've been kind of knocking out some
stuff on my Netflix list. I got caught up on
Black Mirror, which is really good. There was
one episode that gave me all types of freaking
anxiety, though. Oh, no. It was just like it
was just making like it was almost too real.
So what what happens with this? Because, yeah,
major spoiler, but it's just what happened with
this one is. crazy um this this husband and wife
they get in a car accident the wife is pronounced
like brain dead but he but the husband gets approached
by this basically a sales rep saying that they
said like that what's the part of her brain that's
technically classified as dead is something that
they could replace with this like amazing new
technology that they have or whatever and so
she's like yeah like so we could like we could
uh bring her back like she'd just live a completely
normal life um all like just to keep so it's
a basically it's basically like creates like
an artificial part of your brain that's where
but the memories are controlled by the cloud
hmm And so they charge you like 300 bucks for
it. And they're like, we can make that happen.
And so she, they're like, okay, cool. Um, and
so they do this, the surgery and it's fine for,
for a little while. Like they're having, he's
having to do a little bit more overtime and it
just like progressively gets a little bit harder
and harder to keep up to on everything. And then.
she starts like she has to uh like because she's
like her brain power is being used while she
sleeps to help like power like because it's like
it's kind of like acting like a router where
some of your your ram and hardware is being used
to power other things and so other people in
the area like she's having to like share that
bandwidth and so she's not getting like a full
night's sleep or she's having to sleep extra
long but it's not like a restful sleep she's
waking up even more tired and then she starts
like spewing ads randomly like she starts talking
about like uh like honeybees like she was she's
a school teacher so she was talking about honeybees
and then she just blanks out for a minute and
just goes on this this rant about like a honey
cereal or a honey alternative and it's just like
oh it's just supposed to be stuff that's like
related to like the conversations that are happening
but if you upgrade to to the plus edition which
is even more money like that they then like you
you won't get ads and i'm like oh my god this
like this makes me yeah this makes me hurt and
then they're and then uh so they try to upgrade
but then they find out that she's not like that
they can't go to their favorite restaurant because
it's outside of their service area and so she
like literally like they'll be driving and she
just like powers down and like because i mean
she's not like a robot but she like yeah just
enters a state of being brain dead and they're
just like oh and so they drive back into her
service area zone and then she like is fine and
back to normal it doesn't even like realize what's
happened like it is absolute nightmare fuel dude
but it gets the point where like they keep trying
to upgrade her and they can't make it happen
and it's just like they keep moving the elite
tier up higher and higher and it's just like
oh well if you put if you pay for this elite
subscription then you can get like then you don't
have to worry about like sleeping at night and
you can like now adjust your mood or whatever
and like how you feel throughout the day and
you can borrow like skills and stuff from other
users so like if there's someone that like knows
parkour or whatever you can like borrow that
skill from them and i'm like what in the actual
ass yeah for real yeah but it was it was just
one of those things that was just like it felt
too real like i don't like this yeah fair enough
yeah and then they had a a better one that i
would recommend it would it was starring paul
giamatti Oh, okay. And he had gotten this, like,
a phone call asking if he wanted, like, just
saying that someone had passed away. Like, an
old ex -girlfriend of his had passed away and
asked if he wanted to contribute to her, like,
a memory thing for the service. And he's like,
okay, sure. And so he gets sent this little...
this chip and it tells him like hey go find some
pictures or like just memories and so he goes
and finds like a couple pictures and starts talking
about like the girlfriend but it's super cool
because it like takes him into the images so
like he'll sit there and like stare at it and
then he like His eyes kind of like glaze over
and then it's like he enters the picture. And
so it's because he hasn't seen this ex -girlfriend
in years. It's like he's he doesn't have any
like clear images of her. So he's he's forgotten
what she's look what she looks like. So there's
a picture where it's like the back of her head
and he's like, oh, that's her. And then he goes
to like walk around and like look at her. But
it's like all pixelated and stuff. And he's like,
oh, God, what's that? And they're like. because
you don't like have a clear mental image of her
and so it's him trying to like to get that but
he's also reminiscing about like how or why they'd
broken up and everything and it was it was it
was it was a sweet story at the end it was it
was very like heartwarming story okay but so
yeah i finished that um i started watching that
zack snyder animated show the the twilight of
the gods i don't think i've ever heard of that
uh it's basically just following like norse mythology
okay and it's not bad it's definitely very zack
snyder -esque like very dark themes and but it's
it's interesting so like it's basically following
this um this chick who's part or she's like half
giant or something so she travels to jotenheim
uh to get married and she in the middle of the
the wedding service thor comes down trying to
track down loki because he knows loki's part
giant and he basically slaughters everyone there
except for like the the main chick and the the
man she was trying to get married to And so she
basically claims like revenge or announces that
she's going to get revenge on Thor. And so Loki
comes and helps her like kind of achieve that.
So it's kind of that, that journey of trying
to find and kill Thor. Thor. And this is like
a major asshole, but it's got some interesting
characters. in it like the the guy she was supposed
to marry there so they're uh they're since their
wedding was interrupted they're they're not considered
married and so she like she just calls herself
the unwed which is kind of cool but it's interesting
because it like it goes through her like how
her uh partner is handling this situation versus
how she's handling it like she's so full of rage
and everything and he's coming at this as like
a mortal king and trying to be a little bit more
diplomatic about things and like she's like straight
up threatening people like to help and he's like
like trying to act with kindness and stuff and
she's just like what like it's interesting because
they're getting mad at each other because he's
just like what the hell are you doing Or she's
like getting mad at him being like, what the
hell are you doing? Like the man that I wanted
to marry was, his name was like, uh, shit. What's
his name? I can't remember the name right now,
but he was known as like the ruthless King and
just slaughtered thousands of people or hundreds
of people. And like, that's what he was known
for in his village. He was the ruthless King,
but he was trying to like, act in kindness and
it was kind of opposite for her where yes they
i guess they met in battle yeah or whatever and
so she got to see that ruthless side of him fell
in love with that and now he's trying to become
a more like benevolent king and try to like clean
up his conscience a little bit but she's like
not letting him forget that like who he is and
it's like she calls him out on it and she's just
like who the hell like do you think you are like
you are known as the ruthless king you brought
like this this boy like this servant boy that
you basically like you kidnapped from his village
at the age of 15 like and like turned into your
slave and whatever and like you brought like
you forced him on this journey and he's like
you know what you're right and he goes and frees
the boy or like frees the guy like because it's
been like years now And, like, basically apologizes
for what he'd done to him. And he says, I hope,
like, from here on out, you're free to choose
what you will. Like, if you wish to come with
us, you may. But if you wish to go home. Like,
that's cool, too. And he's like, OK, I'm going
to bounce because I like this is a little too
much for me. And he's like, so I'm going to like
I'm going to head home. And he's like, cool.
And then he he says, like, I hope the next time
we meet each other, it's as friends. And I'm
like, God, like that's such like good growth
of character. Like, it's cool. I'm digging the
show right now. OK, hell yeah. What else am I
watching? uh got caught up on doctor who hell
yeah which that's really good the this guy he's
i guess he's stepping away from being the doctor
and it's a bummer because he's like one of my
favorites i'd put him top three really okay that's
awesome yeah that's unfortunate he's stepping
away yeah i don't know why i think it might be
Because he had two confirmed seasons with Disney,
because Doctor Who falls under the Disney banner
now. Okay. So I know he had two confirmed seasons,
and I think they just kind of wanted to keep
him on the hook in case they had future seasons.
and he he didn't agree to that he's like because
like i would be out of work for like a year like
if i if i agreed to these so he he parted from
from the role he's like i didn't really want
to but kind of forced to because disney only
confirmed us for two seasons and he's like i
can't rely on that and i'm like totally tracks
dude yeah that's fair so we'll see what comes
of it but i'm i'm i'm hoping this like the show
seems to do well enough when it's on so uh other
than that i've just been watching i finally got
caught up with daredevil braille and i are gonna
start daredevil born again and yeah i'm pumped
oh yeah sweet anyway uh You want to jump into
our episode this week? Yeah, let's do it. Okay,
cool. Hey, this is Mikey T. And Grant. And Billy.
And we are Failing Hollywood. Yeah, you're listening
to the All Bros Podcast with Caleb and Jonathan
Rose. Or just Rose. Is it Rose or Jonathan? I
don't know, Caleb. calls him rose he introduces
himself jonathan it's it's a thing but he's as
sweet as a rose he's a very nice person um the
only as a jonathan yes all right jumping into
this week's episode um we're gonna start off
with our new segment called connect the stars
yeah This is a website created by Eric Bai and
Amanda Hum. Amanda Hum. It is Connect the Stars,
like exactly how you'd think to spell it. Connectthestars
.xyz. And what this game does is it gives us
two random actors and we have to try and connect
them to each other. Through whatever thread it's
like kind of it's kind of like the six degrees
to Kevin Bacon. If you guys are familiar with
that game. So the only. The rules that we've
set in place for ourselves is this is purely
memory based. So we cannot pull up IMDb for any
reason. And the only time that we'll swap out
actors is if we are just completely unfamiliar
with their work. So, yeah. Like we had that we
had that issue was the last week or the week
before with the frickin Dev Patel. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. So to avoid that kind of issue again, we're
just going to we'll replace it with actors that
we are a little bit. better familiar with uh
and like i said so if we remember the name of
a movie but we just can't we are like if we know
the movie but can't or can't remember the title
or whatever like we're screwed like that's the
whole fun of this this game so anyway so the
first star that we are going to get is lucy lu
which i feel like we could tie her to a few things
Yes. Okay. And then Ryan Reynolds. Okay. This
one hopefully should be easy. Yeah. Hopefully.
How do we want to do this? Okay. I know for sure
that they've been in a movie together. I don't
know what movie though. Where are you thinking?
I really don't know. I think I got an easy connection.
Okay. Obviously, it adds someone in between them,
but it is pretty short. Wasn't she in Red 1?
Oh, yeah, she was. Okay, so she was in Red 1
with Dwayne Johnson. If I can freaking spell
it, shit. And then Dwayne Johnson and Ryan Reynolds
were in, what was that Netflix one? Oh, was it
Red Notice? Red Notice, yep. Nailed it. That
was pretty easy. I totally forgot that one. Yeah,
let's see, Lucy. Oh, I guess he hasn't worked
with Lucy Liu before. Well, I'll be damned. Cool.
So that might have been the shortest thread.
Yeah, seriously. ryan reynolds is easy to connect
like basically everyone true so true because
it's like it's like in this situation if he hasn't
personally worked with any with a certain person
he's worked with someone that's worked with that
person oh yeah definitely all right don't get
used to that one because that is not how most
of these rounds go for us all right round two
we got christoph waltz okay which i think i am
familiar with him enough of his work sam i know
a couple movies okay and bill murray okay interesting
i think that'd be an easy one to do yeah oh so
try to think of some like common threads because
i mean with christoph waltz Easy one is freaking
Django Unchained. Yeah. Which gives us like Leonardo
DiCaprio and Jamie Foxx. We could even go Inglourious
Bastards, which gives us. Oh, it's not Diane.
Oh, shit. What's her name? She was in a freaking.
national treasure it's not diane keaton's it's
diane it's like diane k damn man you got me kruger
that's who i'm thinking oh okay yeah i mean so
we got her we got frickin uh brad pitt try to
think of another movie that he's been in uh horrible
bosses too oh good one so that gives us a Decent
amount of people. Yeah. I mean, that gives us
Jennifer Aniston, Chris Pine, Jason Sudeikis,
Charlie Day, and Jason Bateman. There you go.
I always forget his name, dude. All right. All
right. Just start listing off random Bill Murray.
videos because i'm thinking the garfield or is
it just garfield yeah it's just garfield okay
garfield uh ghostbusters groundhog day oh groundhog
day uh oh wasn't he in zombie land he was oh
i thought he was in double tap i didn't think
he was in the first one What else? Wasn't he
in Happy Gilmore? I don't think so, but he might
have. Nope. I would have sworn he was in a golfing
movie. Yeah, I think you're right, but I just
can't remember. He was in Scrooged. All right.
So we got Ghostbusters 2. Why did they give him
this? Empire for number two. Yeah. They don't
know that they're straight up just a Ghostbusters
2. Yeah. Okay. So are there any threads in these?
There's got to be one. I'm trying to think of
who's worked with who. Because I don't know if
we can tie Jamie Foxx to any of these. Kind of
the same deal with Brad Pitt. Yeah, that's true.
I feel like we could connect as much as it kills
me. I think we could connect Chris Pine to one
of the the female Ghostbusters. Yeah, that's
true. I'm sure we could. We're trying to think
like, all right, let's just pull Chris Pine.
What am I thinking of that he's in? I mean, we
got Star Trek. We got Into the Woods. Oh, you
know, I forgot. I was thinking we could connect
Chris Pine into Zombieland, but that doesn't
work because it was Emma Stone, not freaking
Anna. I'm thinking Anna Kendrick. Oh, dang it.
What else has Chris Pine been in? Dungeons and
Dragons. Oh, yeah, that's true. Excuse me. Can
you think of anyone? No, I don't. All right.
I'm just going to start pulling people that I
remember working with Bill Murray because, I
mean, we got Paul Rudd. Woody Harrelson. Yep,
that's who I meant. Emma Stone. Melissa McCarthy.
Melissa McCarthy. Kate. There's a movie just
called Kate. That was unintentional. I was trying
to pull up Kate McKinnon. shit damn this one's
hard all right this one's super hard like i can't
think of any like common threads between these
guys yeah same uh goodness Chris Pine and Melissa
McCarthy haven't done anything together, have
they? I feel that they've had to. That's what
I'm thinking, too. What was the... Oh, gosh.
I might just be thinking of Horrible Bosses 2.
Oh! Freaking hell. Okay. Jason Bateman and Melissa
McCarthy did Identity Thief. Oh, yeah. There
we go. That took a minute, but that's okay. Yeah,
that took a hot minute, dude. Freaking hell.
Oh, man. Yeah, so starting off with Christoph
Waltz, he was in Horrible Bosses 2 starring Jason
Bateman, who was in Identity Thief with Melissa
McCarthy, who was in the Ghostbusters remake.
That kind of cameoed Bill Murray. Yes. Okay.
Easy. Absolutely. After we pulled up like a million
other people. Shit. All right. One more round.
Let's do it. All right. Jeff Bridges. Okay. And
Viola Davis. Okay. I think that should be a good
one. Yeah. Throwing Jeff Bridges movies out there.
We got Tron. Tron Legacy. R .I .P .D. R .I .P
.D. The Big Lebowski. Yep. Big Lebowski. Oh,
gosh. Oh, true grit. Oh, yeah. Which that gives
us freaking Haley Steinfeld, Matt Damon, and
I don't know who that other guy is. My dad hated
that movie. Oh, really? Yeah. He was pissed off
that Jeff Bridges was playing John Wayne's character.
okay and then viola davis i mean she was an heir
uh suicide squad wait so if she was an heir can't
we connect matt damon between the two of them
yeah freaking hell good catch rose i would have
gone on for like another half hour I wasn't even
thinking, like, dude, when I was thinking air,
I was just like, well, that gives us Ben Affleck.
Good catch. Thank you. Yeah, so Jeff Bridges
was in True Grit, which co -starred Matt Damon,
who starred in Air, which also co -starred Viola
Davis. Freaking noise. Yeah, my dumb ass would
have gone on for way longer. Wow, dude, you're
good, man. I was bringing in her freaking Suicide
Squad. I was going to bring in the help. Dude,
kudos to you for thinking of air because I totally
forgot that she was in that. I feel bad. Immediately,
I just think of both Suicide Squad movies. dude
same here oh like a lot of these characters or
these actors it's hard because it's like they
only ever have like they have one major role
that you just immediately think of yeah that's
that's true yeah like jeff bridges immediately
thinking of tron is it sad that i immediately
think of ripd i don't immediately think of tron
understandable but i think i saw him in tron
first okay all right fair enough uh and then
like kind of the same oh i mean we could have
brought him in with iron man too oh shit yeah
i totally forgot about that one uh yeah because
it's like it's whatever you see him as first
and i saw him in freaking uh tron first and then
it wasn't until like years later that i saw i
watched the big lebowski so now it's like it's
tron and big lebowski are kind of tied yeah i've
never seen the original tron so like when i think
jeff bridges it's so it's first tron legacy because
that was the first time i saw him yeah that was
when i was i meant to uh and then i know so many
people hate it but r .i .p .d i still enjoy it
so i'm i immediately think of that when i think
of him yeah And I think Matt Damon's the one
that he has so many different roles. It's true.
Because, I mean, when you think Matt Damon, what's
your first go -to? I'm sorry. I immediately think
of freaking Team America, World Police. Team
America? Have you seen that movie from the creator?
Really? So it's from the creators of South park.
It was like their second movie after the South
park movie. And it's that one with the puppets
where they're like, they're, they're like fricking
they like go, they like police the world going
after terrorists and stuff like that. Well, they
have a bunch of like, like famous celebrities.
And one of them that they made puppets for was
Matt Damon. None of the actors came to voice
these people, but I guess like the way that his
puppet came out, they thought that he maybe should
have a slur. So he does. So he said, he goes,
Matt Damon, when he says, and that's all he says,
the whole movie is just his name. And, you know,
Matt Damon is like, he's like, I think he's actually
like come to terms with it. He, he thinks it's
funny. Like he has like nothing against. Oh,
so he didn't do the voice or anything. No, no.
Yeah. None of the, I don't think any of the actors
like came and did their voices for the characters,
but like, he's like, he's like, you know, he's
heard it. He's seen the, the, the scenes with
him in it. And he's just like, I don't get why
they like made me just by me. Just say my name.
But like, I think it's funny. Like I don't got.
I don't have anything wrong with it, but it's
kind of funny that all I say is just my name.
So that's immediately what I think of when someone
says, oh, what do you think of Matt Damon? Well,
it's not even actually a movie that he's doing
his voice for. It's just him as a puppet. Dude,
one of my favorite things to find in celebrity
interviews. If anyone has any of these that I
haven't seen, I'd be shocked. It's actors reacting
to the jokes made about them in Family Guy or
South Park. Oh, yeah. I bet that is hilarious.
I love when they react to those. And a lot of
them, I think about that so often. bet you this
actor or actress does not like this joke i want
to see if like i'm getting um like his reaction
like maybe it was like even more positive yeah
like matt damon is someone that i feel can laugh
at himself so he said um so says the actor So
he was asked about his appearance in the movie
and it seems he was a bit confused by it. Okay.
So like kind of, I think I said that he said,
I was, I was always kind of bewildered by team
America. I think because it's hard for us to
understand what our images are in public. I think
we're not good judges of that. And when I saw
myself on screen, just only able to say my own
name and not really that well, I kind of wondered,
wow, is that how people perceive me at that point?
I just kind of was like, I'm a, I'm a screenwriter
and an actor and like, really, I can barely say
my own name. So I was always bewildered by that.
And I never talked to Trey and Matt about that.
And incidentally, I believe those two are geniuses
and I don't use that word lightly. I think they're
absolute geniuses and what they've done is awesome.
And I'm a big fan of theirs, but I'd never quite
understood that one. But I will say this, those
of us who were parodied in that video were parodied
because we were against the Iraq war. And we
went on the record saying that war and so history
is on my side, not theirs. Okay. Oh, wait. He
was a lot more upbeat about the cameo a couple
years later, however, when he said the following.
I thought it was brilliant. I mean, I never understood
it. And then I heard an interview with them and
they said the puppet came in looking kind of
mentally deficient. And they didn't have time
to change it. So they just made me someone who
could really only say his own name. All the comedy
they're doing is really next level stuff. Also,
I liked being included as a person who was against
the Iraq war. Okay. All right. So, so he came
around to it years later when he understood why
his puppet came out looking like that. Okay.
All right. Understandable. Yeah, dude. It's.
Like I said, I love when celebrities react to
parodies of themselves. And it's like you could
tell when it gets to people. Yeah, like like
Matt Damon, I don't think very many would get
to him because I think he laughs most of them
off. Yeah, he's someone that can like genuinely
like laugh about himself or laugh at himself.
True. but then there's others that like do not
take it well but it's also interesting to hear
how they come about doing those like the parodies
because like seth mcfarland has come out and
says oh yeah like i don't like doing parodies
about people i've met that are actually nice
yeah because he's like yeah if i he's like, if
I go out and have a negative interaction with
someone, they're getting made fun of on the,
on family guy. And he says, like, I don't know
if that's true now. Cause he doesn't really like
write for family guy anymore. Like he just does
the voices now. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah.
He stepped aside from that. Cause I think he's
working on Ted now. Oh, okay. Just like family
guy just kind of became its own thing. And it
was the same thing with like American dad. He's
like, they just kind of became their own thing.
So now I just show up, do voices and go home.
Dude, it's insane how the directions are taking
Ted. Freaking season two of the show and then
a new animated show on the way. I know. I mean,
I'm for it. I freaking love the Ted universe.
Dude, same here. And if it gets freaking Mark
Wahlberg involved. I know he's coming back for
the animated show. Like he is coming back to
voice John. So that's awesome. Wait, did season
two of the show get announced? I swear it did.
So I hope it did. That kid who played young John
is hilarious. Oh yeah. He's fantastic. So yeah,
like I, I'm pretty sure that they're working
on season two of the show and then also now an
animated shows in production. That that's great.
Right. So, dude, my favorite bit of his to this
day is from the first episode when Ted gets sent
to school and he just like makes fun of like,
oh, wow, like so much diversity in this school
of yours. And he's like, well, we had an Indian
kid that came here last year and he's like, oh,
yeah. And he's like, yeah, but they got him.
It's just like, what do you mean they got him?
He's like he was really cool, too. Like, he used
to share his Yoo -Hoo with me. What do you mean
they got him and then it just moves on? Oh, man.
Like, dude, just the random jokes that they'd
make. Like, I think it was like the last episode,
he went to go buy condoms. And the... The dude
that came to help him was just like, this is
all the things. He's like, oh, thank you. And
he's like, this is all the things I need. I've
been waiting years for this moment. I'm glad
I get to share this with you. It's just like,
I need an adult. Oh, man. That's a new comfort
show for me. No, same. it's just more like what
what am i in the mood to like because i watch
random episodes too like one of my favorites
is the freaking halloween episode oh dude that
looks so good freaking teacher comes dressed
out as freaking ted oh my gosh or when he hits
him with the freaking ostrich egg yeah this is
what we've been doing to people we were wrong
johnny Especially the freaking Hulk joke. Yeah,
the Hulk doesn't have the Hulk written on his
shirt. And then freaking the kid that's dressed
as a figure skater and he's like, Olympic figure
skater so -and -so. Yeah, no, you're already
going to get bullied enough times and I can't
move along. Yeah, you're going to have enough
problems, man. Just go. Just go. Oh, man. I freaking
love that shit. It's so good. I still laugh about
when he's just like, hey, the dork knight throws
the egg at it. He's like, I'm Batman. Ow! Assholes!
So good. I love that show, dude. My favorite
character outside of John and Ted, obviously,
the mom. Oh, I love Susan, right? Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, she is amazing. But like the dad is also
great, too. Oh, I love him. They are just amazing
together. Oh, my God. I'm over there at the restaurant,
and she's just like, you have to try this crab.
I would have gotten the crab if I wanted to have
the crab, and he tasted it, and he's like, God
damn it. That's better than what I had. She's
like, I know, right? I can't wait to talk about
this on the ride home. Oh, my gosh. Oh, it's
so good. Oh, man. Dude, when he yells, like the
dad, I pretty love him. So did you know he's
the one that does the voice for Steve in American
Dad? No, I didn't know. That's awesome. I bet
him and Seth have been friends for years because
he obviously did the voice for American Dad.
I think he does voices every once in a while
for Family Guy. He kind of joins in on those
every once in a while. He's not a regular or
anything. He was in the Star Trek type show that
he did, the Orville. And he was like a main character
in that. There was a lot of people. So what's
the cousin's name? Oh, shit. I forgot. It's not
Sam, is it? No. Whatever her name was, she was
in the Orville. Blair. Blair. Yeah, so Blair,
that actress was in the Orville. Obviously, the
guy that did the dad, he was in the Orville.
The school's principal was in the Orville. Oh,
nice. uh you know the the guy that they got to
replace carrie fisher as the boston family guy
oh yeah really the the really deep for like deep
voice like guy yeah yeah so he was in orville
okay like he loved working with everyone in the
orville so much that he's just included them
in like all of his projects that's awesome like
i love seeing that shit dude i love like when
actors like you could see that there's a real
friendship there. And it's like exactly how I
deal with that too. It's just like, yeah, just
get your buddies to do it. That's what I'm Sandler
does. Yeah. Straight up. He's kept their careers
alive. A while. Yeah, dude, seriously. Like fricking,
I would have loved to, if I could just do a movie
like grownups, just get your buddies together
for like a weekend. Come on. That would just
be amazing. Be awesome. All right. Anyway, that
were a little bit back on topic. Let's get into
this week's breakdown. Let's do it. All right.
that we've set the tone a little bit hell yeah
let's get into this week's breakdown so if you
are new to our breakdown system we have split
movies into eight different categories that we
individually score to come to a final all bros
letter grade the eight categories that we score
are story writing acting character development
effects music costumes and we give it our own
personal score with this being a horror movie
and obviously there's not going to be a hell
of a lot of character development in this we
are going to be replacing that one with the logic
so making sure that the movie followed its own
rules uh and i think that one was i think that's
it for like horror so yeah so character development's
getting replaced with logic So if you have not
seen Final Destination Bloodlines, we are about
to spoil the entire freaking movie for you in
our favorite segment that we like to call Reading
with Rose. All right. So in 1968, Iris Campbell
and her fiance, Paul, attend the opening ceremony
of the Skyview, a high rise restaurant tower.
At the dance party, Iris has a premonition of
a chandelier shard cracking the glass floor beneath
the guests while a gas leak ignites, collapsing
the tower and killing everyone. In the present,
Iris' granddaughter, college student Stephanie
Reyes, suffers from recurring nightmares about
the collapse. Realizing that the nightmares are
linked to Iris, she returns home seeking answers
and is greeted by her father Marty and estranged
brother Charlie. The siblings visit their uncle
Howard, Aunt Brenda, and cousins Eric, Julia,
and Bobby. When Stephanie asks Howard about Iris,
he explains that Iris subjected him and Stephanie's
mother, Darlene, to an overprotective upbringing
and became reclusive, causing Darlene to abandon
the family. Brenda helps Stephanie find letters
from Iris, which leads her to a fortified cabin
where Iris now lives. Terminally ill, Iris tells
Stephanie she disrupted death's design by preventing
the tower's collapse, saving the lives of everyone
there that night. As a result, death began killing
the survivors in the order they would have died
at the Skyview, along with their respective descendants.
Paul later died in an accident, prompting Iris
to document death's behavior in a book and live
in isolation to prevent it from going after her
family. Though Stephanie is skeptical, Iris leaves
the cabin to give her the book and allows herself
to be impaled by a weather vane to prove her
claims. After Iris' funeral, Darlene returns,
but Stephanie resents her for being absent since
childhood. Stephanie reads Iris' book and sees
a reference to JB, who found someone that defeated
death. During a family barbecue, a chain reaction
causes Howard to be killed by a lawnmower. After
Howard's funeral, another chain reaction causes
a fire at Eric's tattoo shop, but he survives
due to his leather clothing. Stephanie and Charlie
meet Eric on the road the following day to try
and protect him, but Julia is then crushed to
death by a garbage truck's compactor. The family
realizes that death is coming for them in order
of age, starting with Howard's branch of the
family before moving on to Darlene's. Marty and
Brenda are spared as they are not blood relatives,
and Eric was spared due to being the result of
Brenda's adultery and therefore not a member
of Iris' bloodline. Darlene suggests visiting
JB at a hospital, who turns out to be William
Bloodworth. Present at the Skyview as a child
and the last to die in the premonition, he reveals
that he has spent most of his life exchanging
ideas with Iris to learn death's rules. He explains
to the family that there are two ways to defeat
death, taking another life or dying and being
revived, citing Kimberly Corman as a successful
example. Retiring from his job as the mortician,
Bloodworth leaves the hospital expecting to succumb
to his own illness after Iris' bloodline dies
and wishes the family luck before departing.
Eric convinces Bobby to employ Bloodworth's second
strategy, giving Bobby a snack containing nuts
to trigger a fatal allergic reaction and be subsequently
revived. The plan backfires when a malfunctioning
MRI machine rips out Eric's piercings, pulls
him in, and impales him with a wheelchair. A
coil from a vending machine is then launched
and then... is then launched and drilled into
Bobby's head. Despite Eric seemingly being safe,
Stephanie reasons that his intervention trying
to help Bobby put him on the list too. Stephanie,
Charlie, and Darlene decide to drive to Iris'
cabin, intending to hide from death. The RV crashes
and Stephanie's seatbelt jams. The cabin explodes
after a chain reaction, sending the RV into water
as Stephanie begins to drown. Darlene saves Charlie
and pleads with him to rescue Stephanie before
a lamppost bisects her. Charlie breaks the seatbelt
and successfully resuscitates Stephanie with
CPR. One week later, the father of Charlie's
prom date tells the siblings that Stephanie's
heart never stopped, meaning she was not dead
when Charlie revived her. Soon after, a log -carrying
train derails into the neighborhood, and its
cargo crushes and kills Stephanie and Charlie.
That's what you get for fooling around. Oh, man.
Dude, so... We have very different views of this
movie because I went into this having never seen
any other Final Fantasy movie. He said Final
Fantasy. God damn. I did that yesterday, too.
I watched it yesterday and I kept telling Brielle,
like, I've never seen any of the other Final
Fantasy movies. And she's like, yeah, and you've
never have. And I was like, what do you mean?
And she says, quit saying Final Fantasy. Oh,
that's great. My gosh, I feel so stupid. Final,
Final Destination. Final Destination. Final Destination.
Okay. Oh, man. Yeah. So I have not seen any of
the previous Final Destination movies. And you
have seen them all. Yes. Yeah. So I'll say this.
This definitely piqued my interest in seeing
the others. Hell yeah. I love hearing that. What?
is the timeline of this movie so because i remember
like uh i heard someone say uh like i read this
online um oh yeah no this is this is a prequel
to the the first one um so like it it doesn't
tie um or like it ties in with all the others
from the beginning and then i watched this i'm
like no this isn't freaking a a a prequel first
of all they're freaking using iphones in this
so yeah of course it doesn't freaking tie to
the first one the first one took place in 2000
i think um and so yeah no clearly this one takes
place in the present um because they um compare
it to the second one I believe it's one of the
people that survived the second one when they
say, oh, it's someone that cheated death that
died and then came back. That was one of the
survivors of the log truck accident in the second
one. Because I swear it's been a minute since
I've seen the second one. The first and second
one are the ones that I've seen the least, I
will admit. But I swear that a lady has like
the same thing happen that happened to Stephanie
where she drowns. But this time around, that
lady did fully die. And then she was resuscitated
in the hospital, ergo cheating death. But, you
know, this time around, you know, Stephanie didn't
fully die. And so that's who JB is talking about
when he says that he knows that someone that
cheated death. and then the whole um if you take
another person's life that wasn't uh introduced
until final destination five um and yeah it's
it's pretty easy it's as understandable as they
say yeah if you take a life um however many years
they had left on earth you get their you get
their lifeline um and you know in the in number
five it's very interesting how they explain it
and it's uh especially at the ending like it's
like there there's one character just like well
shit that sucks for them um when they take someone
else's life um but yeah no like this movie uh
when it comes to uh logic well okay i'm not getting
into logic yet um you know we'll get into that
but like when it like when it comes to like final
destination stories like this one is up there
like god damn this one was so good this is this
is as good as five in my opinion five i think
i still got to see this one at least one more
time um but this one might be beat five for my
favorite final destination movie um because not
only were the kills great um i mean you people
coded these movies to see these like great kills
and like the kills were great in this movie but
the way that they tied how Iris has this premonition
at the beginning. Her granddaughter is experiencing
the nightmare that is her premonition. But it
was just really interesting seeing how Iris had
this premonition. She saved all these lives and
all these people ended up having families, Iris
included. But because death doesn't like to be
cheated. it came after all these people in order
iris included and because iris secluded herself
that is the reason why none of her family death
wasn't on their chopping block yet but then once
you know iris tells stephanie oh hey you know
this like don't f with death like you know like
this is really how it goes like i'm telling you
like if i were to die you all of you are next
on the chopping block and you know because stephanie
didn't believe her she had to showcase it and
freaking i remember like when that freaking rod
impaled her i'm like oh shit like dude freaking
3d not what i thought was going to happen to
her yeah what'd you think like i had a feeling
like i thought the like i it wasn't that I knew
it like I do. It had something to do with the
fire extinguisher. Like they do really well at
like for like putting in those little foreshadows.
They do. I love that about this franchise so
much. Yeah. So it was like it was like so you
watched like when she closes the door, you see
the fire hydrant freaking fall or the fire extinguisher
fall. And I'm like, OK, so it's got to do something
with that. and then it just like random other
things that it would show and i'm like okay so
it's like these are the pieces like these are
the things that are standing out that i'm like
okay cool like this is what's what's happening
or these are all going to tie together like you
don't necessarily know how um but i thought that
was like that was really interesting um so because
you've watched this do they explain why these
people get premonitions i'm sure i don't think
they do um from what i'm remembering um yeah
no you're you're kind of just um you're kind
of just i guess picked um to have this premonition
by who is it like by death you know dude i don't
know you're asking a really good question and
i don't think i can answer it um because that's
that's what pissed like kind of irritated me
a little bit about like about this story it was
just like okay so stephanie's been having dreams
about something that didn't happen like about
iris's uh premonition yeah and then like iris
had this premonition too what why what was she
given this premonition here i'm gonna i'm gonna
look it up see if anything pulls up Yeah, I'm
not really seeing them explaining it. Okay, so
someone asked on Reddit, why do protagonists
have premonitions? Someone said, I don't think
it's ever been explained in the universe why
the protagonists always have the premonitions
of a major disaster about to occur, not even
from Bloodworth, but also no writer or director
has really explained it either. So why do you
think they get their visions? Is it really death
doing it to taunt them? or is it another force
like god trying to stop death the top response
because death is a dick and it likes playing
with its food but like here's where i'm at with
that like it because i was thinking like what
what would the reason be Because, like, I was
thinking, like, because she asked, she's like,
so why did you get this premonition? And she's
just like, like, who knows? And I was like, well,
that's not a very good explanation. So I was
thinking, I'm like, okay, so death, who doesn't
like to be cheated, gives people, gives some
rando, like, typically, like, I was going to
say it's... like maybe it has to do with the
last person that's meant to die. Okay. So are
the premonitions always after like a big, a major
tragedy where a bunch of people die or does it
happen with like little deaths too? No, usually
in every movie, the premonition that the main
character has, it's always like a bunch of people
die. Cause like in the, in the first one, like
this isn't spoiling anything because it's just
how like, I promise this isn't spoiling anything.
It's just how each one is set up. The first one,
it's a plane crash. The second one, it's an accident
on a freeway. The third one, it's a roller coaster.
The fourth one, it's a NASCAR event. And then
the fifth one is a bridge collapse. Then this
one is a tall building collapsing. They usually
always make the premonitions like these big events
that will take the lives of a decent amount of
people. Okay. And it's only ever that one premonition,
right? Yes. Okay. yeah no yeah that's the only
time that uh the person can see into the future
and see like oh shit like this is about to go
down like i need to save as many people as i
can but as they always say you know death doesn't
like to be cheated and so one by one death is
going to come after everybody that survived interesting
okay so is the person like because you can't
really say this because i was going to say like
Is the person that has the premonition typically
in this scenario the last person to die? Yes.
Yeah, usually always. Actually, I don't think
I can think of any of the Final Destination movies
where they were the first to die, the middle
to die. It's usually always they're the last
ones to die because they... like they've kind
of, they've already kind of had a touch with
death. And so like, they like, they're the ones
that are like trying to understand why they were
put into this situation, how they can try to
avoid it. And of course there's no avoiding death.
So yeah, it's, it's usually there. They're always
either the last one to die or in the group of
the last ones to die. Okay. Cause I was going
to say that does technically break. true in this
one because iris wasn't the last one to die it
was jb yes um because that's a good point yeah
because death came for them first or came for
iris first before jb so maybe it's just like
the the last grown up yeah i guess so nice catch
i didn't yeah i totally forgot about that yeah
dude i have so many questions about how how this
situation works um because i'm thinking like
maybe it's only before like major deaths like
mass casualty deaths that someone gets a premonition
and it could just be because like that's just
what they're cursed with but a lot of maybe other
mass casualty events like someone just kind of
like shrugs it off they're like yeah whatever
and then it happens anyway yeah i don't like
like i don't want to chalk it up to like you
know death's just a just an asshole and he likes
to fuck with people um yeah because like i under
listen i get that if But it's not consistent
enough for him to just be a dick about it. Like,
there's definitely some, like, playing with your
food that's happening. Yeah. Where he's, like,
going down each person and then their line of
relatives and shit. Like, that feels a little
playing with your food -esque. But it's also,
like, he's not being a dick about it. He's just
cleaning up his mess. Cause it's also like, okay,
if I'm deaf and I don't like to be cheated, I'm
not going to put myself in a situation to be
cheated. Yeah. So him being like, check this
shit out. And then he gives some, someone a premonition,
like, look what I'm about to do to you guys.
And then someone like prevents that from happening.
And then he, he's going to be like, what? Like
that'd be dumb. Hell no. Yeah. It's more like
it. it has to be in someone like an outside force.
Like it's because he's doing a mass event like
that, that he's having, or that someone else
is doing the premonition. Like that's, that's
my thought. I'm like, someone else has to be
doing the premonition or giving the premonition.
So maybe that is a whole, like it's a gift from
God, like that you get that premonition and then
you stop the mass casualty event or reduce it
a little bit. Yeah. And then death's just like,
God damn it. And then it has to go and like clean
up his mess. Yeah. Yeah. So I find that interesting.
You were, dude, you're asking some really good
questions that I never even thought myself. Oh
man. There's, this is a, this, I, I, I know myself.
This is not a movie franchise that I'm going
to be able to turn my brain off. Fair enough.
I get that. I don't know. I dig it. I dig the
premise, but there are some unanswered questions
that I'm like, all right, let's freaking roll
down this road. Because I'm also thinking, why
is it that, like, I understand the whole, like,
if I take a life, I get those years back. Or
I get those, I get a break from death for X amount
of time. Yeah. Now, the thought behind that is,
does death still have to follow that rule? where
he has to take me out like he couldn't just skip
over me like he has to like do it in order right
or is that not really explained wait so like
like that the chick who who technically like
cheated death yeah um it like broke the i guess
i'll call it a curse for lack of a better term
like it broke the the curse and everyone after
her that was supposed to die lived yes yeah interesting
yeah so yeah so if if you break the the cycle
or like you said if you break the span like yeah
you've you've death stops coming for everybody
that was that that came after you interesting
but that only so like yeah so if you um if you
uh cheat death and then come back to life yeah
that breaks the cycle but i don't think if you
take someone um if you take someone's life um
and you get x amount of years that they had left
then death just goes on to the next person it
doesn't break the cycle if you do that it's just
you get to serve you get to live how many however
many years of the person's life that you took
okay that's shitty. It's just like you kill someone
that's like a tip, like around your same age.
And then you just tell your buddies like good
fucking luck. I mean, do you care if I spoil
a death and final destination five? I'll have
at it. Okay. So one of the characters he's like
getting into. So one of the characters that was
supposed to die in the premonition, he's not
the main character. But he gets into it with
this construction guy. Cause the guy works for
the company. I think that hired them, but like,
like they're getting after it and they've always
like kind of had this like bantering, but like
the guy sees that, like, I think like a hook
is loose and he's just like, dude, we got to
move out of the way. We got to move out of the
way. And because like the guy doesn't move, he
ends up pushing him into the way of the hook
and the hook. And he, the guy falls and the hook,
like, ends up killing him and because of that
the guy gets however many years the guy had left
well at the end of the movie they're having a
ceremony for for the guy that died and one of
the guys comes up and he's just like uh yeah
you know like that's it's unfortunate what happened
to him but you know like hey he was he was uh
gonna die eventually he was gonna die soon anyway
and the guy's like wait what are you talking
about he's like well didn't he tell you he actually
he had cancer but he didn't he didn't want to
tell anybody so uh he really was so you know
so he was gonna go any minute and the guy's like
really any minute and he goes like yeah life's
a bitch ain't it and freaking um the um uh the
uh because i don't want to spoil how five ties
to one um because it's really cool but like what
ties five to one crashes through the building
and and and kills and kills the guy You're taking
a real gamble if you kill anyone in a hospital.
Seriously. God, that would be my luck. But this
story was so good. It was interesting. It kept
you on your toes throughout the entire film.
And even though there were some really funny
things that happened too and a lot of like misdirects
which were great but everything kind of worked
it worked well like it worked so well it was
really well put together i don't think this is
like the deepest story in the world but it was
it was fun and it was entertaining and i think
it was exactly what it needed to be so personally
i'm like 85 I enjoyed the story quite a bit.
Dude, love that. I think I'm just going to be
a couple points higher than you. I'm going to
be, you know, I'm going to be an 88. Totally
fair and totally understandable. They said like,
like, yeah, when it comes to Final Destination
stories, like, God damn, this one was so good.
Freaking I remember. I can't remember. I don't
think that we were going to the, cause you weren't
going to AF in ninth grade. Were you in ninth
grade? No. That's when I went to Lincoln. That's
right. So fricking, it was either the day before
or like a couple of days before. And I think,
I swear this was actually my final first final
destination movie. before we all went to lagoon
you know to celebrate us finishing oh no yeah
so you know finishing ninth grade moving on to
10th grade well my mom thought it was a great
idea because you know we used to watch her uh
me her and my dad used to like you know watch
a movie together once a week um and for she's
like hey you know uh there's a final destination
um the these movies how about uh we watch uh
the let's watch the third one i'm like oh okay
well freaking the third one the opening premonition
is on a roller coaster and i'm just like are
you freaking kidding me mom oh my gosh that oh
that's messed up um now i don't think she knew
that well actually no because the cover showcases
the roller coaster But, yeah, needless to say,
I was a little skittish when we went to. She
straight up did that to you on purpose. Listen,
I love your mom to death. She straight up did
that to you on purpose. You know what? Fair enough.
But, yeah, needless to say, I was a little skittish
on that Lagoon day. Dude, you should ask her
just for shits and giggles. Like, hey, did you
know? Okay, yeah, I definitely will. Oh my gosh,
he's so funny. Moving on over to writing. This
was really well written. Yeah, one of the lines
that stuck with me the most, it's during the
premonition. And they all get into, you know,
like a bunch of people get into the elevator
to head up to the top. And the guy, the the I
don't know what they called people that like
man to the elevator. But anyway, the guy that's
doing that, he's like telling everybody about
the skyscraper and, you know, the history. And
when he says, and I'll let you guys know that
construction was finished five months ahead of
time. And Iris leans over to her to Paul and
she's just like, and that's a good thing. Dude,
straight up. I would have noped right the hell
out of that elevator. Yeah. No. Yeah. Someone
else, Satan. Like, good, good luck. Yeah, for
real. There's no way in hell, dude. Absolutely
the hell not. Five. months if you tell like if
if i got on an elevator and you tell me it took
it went five months over i'm like okay cool like
yeah like follow safety standards you tell me
it takes hell you tell me it takes a week earlier
i'm not getting in that damn building yeah fair
enough oh oh my gosh oh god my favorite little
bit of writing was when what's his face uh the
two brothers it was like eric and something else
oh bobby yeah eric and bobby where they were
talking and he like going through the hospital
trying to find a way to basically kill bobby
and he's like well you heard like he's like you
have to die or like we take a life so it's like
it's one or the other and then they look over
and they're next to the freaking nursery like
Bobby's just like immediately looks at Eric.
No. And he's like, but like, and he's like, no,
we're not doing that, man. Like, he's like, don't
you touch that baby? Oh man. So yeah. Some of
the best lines were in the hospital. Cause fricking
when Eric goes and sits next to that one old
ladies, I was like, Hey, so how many years do
you think you got left? dude you know it'd be
great like this would be like a perfect little
um like a crossover a final destination with
countdown oh okay it would yeah that would make
countdown that much better because countdown
was not that great no it wasn't but if it followed
final destination rules that'd be Sick. Yeah,
that would be really good. It's like you get
the premonition, you stop the event from happening,
and then it's like, ding, ding, and you have
a freaking countdown app on your phone now. And
then it's like months down the road or whatever.
It's just like, that would be so cool. yeah that
would then that's what you could really freaking
explore the uh the the the the loopholes yeah
that's true because it's like like here are the
loopholes like you can kill someone and take
their time and so you see someone like on their
like last day or whatever kit like go and kill
someone and then time's added onto their their
app and then like you could see someone like
basically cheat death die and then come back
to life and then it just and then the app just
like deletes or whatever like that would be like
that little twist would be so cool yeah that
would i'd be so down for for something like that
yeah that'd be awesome countdown had a good concept
it just it yeah it messed up well No, not even
a little bit, which sucks because what's her
face was in it. And I loved her. Oh, shit. Yeah,
I forgot her name. But yeah, no, I agree with
you. She's great. Yeah. But I mean, this movie
was full of like some pretty decent dialogue.
I think one of them. Like Tony Todd, who has
been in this franchise for a long time, and unfortunately
he passed away last year, I believe. And so this
was his final film role. And I read that literally
his whole monologue, that was unscripted. The
director told him just, hey, speak from the heart.
Honestly, kind of a... make this as to where
like you're saying i guess goodbye to the like
final destination fans and he freaking did an
amazing job um because yeah like uh you know
they come for help and you know like he explains
who he is and he's just like you know what i've
been helping people in these situations for years
and you know what i think i'm done I wish you
guys the best of luck. I'm going to go live the
rest of my life the best that I can. Cherish
life because you never know when your time is
up. Good luck. And I freaking loved that. That
was fantastic. That was a perfect way for him
to leave this franchise. And may he rest in peace
because a tremendous actor. Yeah. So that character,
JB, he was in other – I was going to ask you
that too. What were the tie -ins that I might
have missed? So that's really the only tie -in.
He is the corner in every single Final Destination
movie. He might have not been in one. But literally
every single movie that he's in as like – either
it's like after one of the funerals or like something
just happened um the uh he um runs into the ones
that survived and he'll just say death doesn't
like to be cheated and um they'll just be like
what the hell are you talking about and he'll
just be like well you know i've seen this many
times uh a cup uh a group of people survive a
uh an incident a big incident like this and then
one by one death comes for them all um and they'll
be like well you know like how do we how do we
escape that you know what can we do um and he's
just like there's basically gives it to him straight
like yeah there's really no way like yeah he's
like you're screwed dude might as well get comfortable
with that idea yeah like he literally says like
you cheated death. Um, and you know, like, like
in the fifth one, he mentions like, um, I can't
remember if he, uh, in like the third or fourth,
uh, he mentions how, you know, like in the second
one, someone sort of cheated death. I think that's
only brought up in this one, but in the fifth
one, he's the one that says, uh, you know, if
you, uh, take the life of another, another person,
you get to, um, You get to live out however many
years they had left, and then death skips you
and moves on to the next person that's in line.
But he just gives it to them blunt. You guys
are not supposed to be here. You cheated death.
It's pissed off. You guys are screwed. Is this
the first time that death was taking out other
people that survived? weren't necessarily like
directly involved oh that like weren't in the
premonition yeah so like how yeah how death was
taking out like their like the freaking subtitle
their bloodline yeah so yeah from what i'm remembering
yeah which i think just that's what i love so
much about this story like they expanded the
final destination universe with that idea it's
so freaking cool um Yeah, usually in all the
other movies, it's just the people that were
involved in the premonition. But yeah, in this
one, freaking because Iris was able to cheat
death for so long and she saved the others from
this premonition and they ended up having families.
Yeah, death literally comes for everybody that
is connected to those people. Like you said with
the tagline, bloodlines. That is fantastic, right?
it's yeah it's so so cool like kudos to the freaking
writers the director like like they did such
a great job revitalizing this franchise because
the fifth one came out in like 2010 2011 so oh
damn yeah it's been a long time since we've gotten
another final destination movie and freaking
kudos to them for freaking just bringing in this
like amazing idea that just freaking brought
this franchise back to life i loved it yeah dude
like this conversation just made me want to dive
into this franchise like so much more love hearing
that because like like now it's it's interesting
that you're talking about like the guy who played
the coroner because it's like did they ever allude
to the fact that he was on death's radar uh no
they did not that was something that they added
to the character just god that's so cool yeah
right yeah freaking bravo bravo yeah this is
like a really good movie like to get introduced
to this world because like it's just it's solid
it is so like it is ridiculously solid like it
gets you interested enough and just like oh wow
like this these crazy rules and and this like
a whole universe to kind of explore and and play
around with like it's i love that i love when
that happens so i oh man i'm freaking pumped
dude i'm so pumped i'm pretty sure all of them
are on max right now too so ah gosh i'm gonna
have a lot to talk about during our next our
next episode just just know that like sorry just
really quickly so it goes because like they kind
of like the the first and fourth like they have
almost the same name but like definitely watch
them in order so it goes final destination final
destination two final destination three the final
destination Final Destination 4, and then Final
Destination 5. And then this is Final Destination
6, or Final Destination Bloodlines. Got it. Yeah.
Okay. God, I'm so down. I'm so down. Hell yeah.
Getting back into the writing, though, I thought
that this was pretty well written. It's not like
a mind -boggling script. No, but like... You
get some, like, you get some pretty solid writing.
Freaking, like, I love the scene where Iris is
explaining to Stephanie, like, how, you know,
death works and all this stuff. And, like, all
of a sudden, like, you see, like, she's, because
she's talking to her about, you know, like, how
death finally, you know, got to her with her
cancer. And I think, like, what is it? Like,
the heat of a lamp starts hitting a... a piece
of rope and all of a sudden iris turns and she's
like i see you fuck and throws the book at the
left like it was the light and she's just stephanie's
just like who the hell are you talking to she's
like death like who the hell who else do you
think i'm talking to yeah it's just oh man it
was it was so good like that like there was shit
like that that was like that was really funny
um I loved how they wrote the Eric and like the
misdirect with that too. That was so freaking
good. Yeah. Like how, so he, he was supposedly
next in line and everything, but, and you think
that he's died because he like his, the tattoo
parlor that he was working at caught on fire.
And he, it seemed like he was caught in that
whole deal. And then it shows up that he's, like,
walking around the next day and everyone's just
like, yo, what? And then it's revealed that I'm
like, oh, he's an affair baby. Like, it took
me a second. I was just like, why the hell is
he not dead? But the misdirect in this movie
was just crazy. Like. I love that it was for
someone that's never seen this franchise before
and wasn't familiar with like the premonitions
or whatever. So Brielle and I both watched it
yesterday and she was like sitting there talking
like how they were talking about their mom and
and everything like, oh, like, what about mom's
mom, Iris? And I was like, hold up. Like, she's
dead, isn't she? And so when it like it. switched
like flipped around it was it was like oh as
a premonition we're just like oh like it was
crazy because we're just like what situation
was she like this was her first like because
we were sitting there like this was our first
child right like like she didn't have another
one or like and she's like no this was their
first i'm like what is happening so we were like
super confused until finally like we got to meet
iris and everything and all those answers kind
of came to to the forefront we're like oh gotcha
we're just dumb but i thought that was that was
really well done um and then just the it did
feel a little cheesy and campy at the end when
when steph and her brother are just like get
that reveal from the doctor that's like oh well
she technically wasn't like all the way dead
and they're just like what it's it's the the
way he says well you're just like oh god damn
it yeah because i was just like oh shit because
i was thinking that like death was trying to
go after them again i was like well that's not
fair like they freaking broke the curse and everything
or maybe like i was thinking maybe it was going
to lead to like a different kind of bloodbath
scenario and someone else was going to have like
their premonition like i thought we were going
to see something awful again and so that's what
i thought it was leading into it's funny you
say that because it kind of something like that
happens between the the first it happens in like
final destination five and that's like how it
connects to the first one it's like no shit yeah
it's really freaking cool so this one ties into
the first one too Or this one ties into five.
So, so I mean, no, so five ties into one, five
ties into one. Okay. Yeah. So is five, five is
happening before one. Yeah. So, yeah. So five
is the prequel of them all. Okay. Yeah. So, but
this five times, so five ties us into one. Yeah.
And then it's a bloodline. So bloodlines connects
to one as well. so i guess really like technically
because of jb they all connect to one another
right um but like there's no real like nods to
one in this one there's like no like like immediate
connection um so like i guess like not really
but you know since jb brings up the whole like
the lady that's her that cheated death in the
second one um so like i guess you could be you
could tie six to two. Um, but like, yeah, like
they are, they're all connected because of, of,
uh, JB and, you know, like how death handles
the, the situations in this, in this universe.
Um, but like when it comes to like ones that
like are like downright connected, like, and
like it shows, um, yeah. One five. Absolutely.
Okay. Yeah. So I don't want to say any more cause
I don't want to spoil it. Gosh, I am going to
binge the ever living shit out of these movies,
dude. Hell yeah. Love it. Um, but yeah, like
I said, the writing, it was, it was really well
done. It was funny. I would say that this is
pretty on par with the story. I'm going to be
at like the same level. I'm going to be at like
85. I think I'm just going to be a little lower
than my story at an 86. Okay. All right. Moving
on over to the acting. First up, we got Caitlin
Santa Juana, who plays Stephanie. I feel like
I recognize her from somewhere. I couldn't place
it, though. I can't recognize her. She's really
good, though. Yeah. Then we got Tao. Briones,
who plays Charlie. Richard Harmon, who plays
Eric. Owen Patrick Joyner, who plays Bobby. Anna
Lohr, who plays Julia. Man, her hair is so big
in that picture. Dude, some of these people,
it was hard to find pictures of them. Let's see.
Alex Zahara, who plays Howard. Raya Kilstead,
who plays Darlene. She seemed familiar, too.
I'm going to look that up. I guess not. All right,
never mind. April Tellick, who plays Brenda.
Gabrielle Rose, who plays Iris. Rick Bassinger,
who plays young Iris. Max Lloyd -James, who plays
young Paul. And then Tony Todd, who plays...
I'm taking the cast list image off because it
feels like it slows down our video a bit. Yeah.
So we need to figure that out. Yeah. I don't
know why it loads it directly into the freaking
website. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, so we'll figure
that out. Okay. Anyway, what's your top three
looking like? I probably give number one to Stephanie.
What is her name that played Stephanie? Caitlin
Santa. Yeah. I feel usually in these movies,
maybe not always, but the person that has the
premonition, they usually always end up being
your favorite. This time was no different. I
thought she was great. Especially like it's always
interesting seeing how they once they know what's
coming with death, how they react to it, how
they try to get a game plan to try to save everyone.
It's just very interesting how each of them in
these movies handles it differently. And, you
know, considering that, you know, she had her
grandmother's death book, the way that, you know,
she was able to tie everything into how, you
know. Because Iris saved all these people and
they had families, death came for all of them,
including their bloodline. And then because Iris
died, now death is coming for her whole family.
Just, yeah, I thought she was really good. I
really liked her relationship with her brother,
Charlie. I thought their sibling relationship
was pretty good. um yeah so i i think i would
give her number one i'm on the same boat hell
yeah um number two just because his performance
was just like really fun to watch i probably
give it to richard harman uh who played eric
um he was freaking great um and just especially
the scene where they're walking down like the
the street after he survives the tattoo parlor
and freaking um she's like stephanie's just like
whoa watch out for that uh that a guy that's
uh blowing the leaves like that uh that hedge
trimmer could fall on him he could um hit the
kids they're playing playing soccer ball and
then freaking that could cause you to die and
you know that's that is what ends up killing
julia because she was the next one in line so
like dude that was so freaking funny like i love
that it wasn't like completely played out Like
that, you just kind of see it all happen from
a distance. Like, I think that's what made it
funnier. Because you're just like, oh, that's
exactly what happened. Yeah. Just, yeah, freaking
the way he's just like messing around with the
truck. And he's just like, oh, Eric's cheating
death. What's he going to do next? I'm just like,
you're such a smart ass. And freaking he was
fantastic at the hospital. freaking um like this
him and bobby especially at the hospital were
great because when they're going to like you
know they want to you know him to die and then
come back to life by him eating peanuts and bobby
is straight up just like i'm not going out in
like a like a pussy kind of way don't give me
those like peanuts no give me those freaking
those peanut butter salted shit oh man that he
wanted to go out with a freaking peanut butter
cup i mean you know what i respect it yeah dude
i loved when he bit it and he's just like this
is so good and eric's just like yeah oh man but
i thought that that whole sequence was great
yeah I actually might give my third one to the
guy that played Bobby. Dude, same. I'd give it
to Owen Patrick Joyner. He was great. Especially
when they're going to head to the hospital to
talk to JB and Stephanie. He's like, okay, let's
go. Stephanie's like, you should stay here. You're
next up. Stay here with your mom. He's just like,
fuck that do you know how what i can get killed
by around this it's like no i'm coming with you
guys i'd rather freaking die on the road or like
i feel i'm more secure around you guys than freaking
you know not trying any um hate towards his mom
but like he felt like he was going to be safer
in a crowd okay this is another thing that i
think they need to clarify whether like this
is how I think that they need to prove that the
devil is a, either a dickhead or he's just trying
to fill a quota because if he's an asshole, then
I think they need to clarify that he's only going
to kill them one at a time. I think, I think
they kind of do a little bit in final destination
five because JB, when the, the group of people
that survived the, um, the bridge accident or
bridge collapse after the, the, the funeral,
uh, for the others that didn't make it. Um, as
he's, um, as they're walking past him in his
van, he, you know, he goes, death doesn't like
to be cheated. And they're just like, excuse
me, like, what the hell are you talking about?
And he straight up says, I've seen this, this
kind of thing before a couple of, uh, people
survive, cheat death. And then one by one. death
comes for them all that's interesting that because
because here's where i'm at with that because
it like they i think they need to showcase that
a little bit better because i think he had the
like while they were all driving in the van it
would like or in the uh the big rv and everything
like to the hospital and i'm like okay why doesn't
death just do some big freaking accident and
just kill them all at one in one go and then
all you have is freaking collateral damage eric
who's in the van with or the rv with them i'm
like why don't you just do that i would assume
it's because you know um uh i think it's because
you know death likes to stick to his um agenda
the the um the order that it comes in and if
so he were to kill them all in that kind of accident
there's a chance that one died before another
that was supposed to die um so death's just afraid
that it would throw off the order order that
people were supposed to die in i could buy that
that tracks um i freaking loved how little freaking
um survival instinct they all had when it was
the mother's turn or what was her name darlene
yeah it was her her time was up and they were
they let her drive yeah that was that was dumb
i'm like you guys are so stupid like are you
kidding me death death should have taken you
out right there he should have made your brakes
fail and run straight in front of that freaking
uh truck like and it was a freaking tire truck
so i mean gosh because it's also because here's
the other thing too because he it's just from
what i've seen he doesn't mind killing two people
with one accident because he did that with steph
and and what's his face charlie yes but it seems
i guess i i don't know like if death can you
know plan out the accident yeah he has a way
of making sure that if it's just two people he
knows i don't know i guess which one's gonna
die first i don't you're you're raising a very
good question shit um yeah it feels very like
uh convenient it's like oh well there's four
of them in an rv and i can't kill them one by
one how i want to but two that are running in
the middle of the road like i could crush them
both each with a different log at like a super
precise moment like not buying it dude anyway
uh so yeah eric's was number two and then what
or who'd you say was number three bobby uh yeah
bobby damn that was dude that was my exact top
three too hell yeah let's go my number four my
really close number four was young iris though
oh yeah dude she was so good oh she's fantastic
dude it it took me a second i was trying to like
place her and And Brielle pulled it up. She's
the girl who plays Stargirl. Oh, really? Yeah.
I was like, what? Because I thought she was originally
Brett Robertson. Oh, yeah, I know who you're
talking about. Yeah, I remember her from... Wasn't
she in Tomorrowland? Yeah. So I thought it was
her, and I was just like, something about her
doesn't look right. And then she's like, Oh no,
she like, that's someone else. Cause she said,
Oh, she is in this movie. Like talking about
Brett Robertson. And I was like, is she? I'm
like, so that has to be her. And then she pulled
it up and she's like, once she like heard the
name and everything. And then she's like, Oh
no, this is someone else. And I'm like, like,
where do I know her from that? And she's like,
Oh, like you watch star girl. Right. And I was
like, Oh my gosh. Yeah. And I'm like, are they
playing like twins or something? Cause that's
spot on casting right there. And she, but yeah,
she like ended up finding out like, no, they're
not on the same. So it tripped me up like something
awful. But yeah. So I, yeah, she's real close.
Number four. Yeah, absolutely agree. Where are
you, where are you sitting at for the, the acting
score? I feel like for the most part, like everyone
did really good. You know, like definitely some
were stronger than others, but overall the acting
was pretty damn good in this one compared to
other final destination movies. So like, I, I
don't know if I've cracked nineties, but like,
I think I'm just like on the brink of it. So
I think I'm going to go in 89. Yeah, I thought
everyone did a really, really good job, too.
Definitely well above average. I think they were
given a pretty decent performance. There were
some people I wasn't quite buying, though. That's
fair. So I'm a little lower than what I was given
story and writing. I'm sitting at like an 84,
which actually I might go down to 83. 84 seemed
high. Completely fair. Yeah. All right. Next
up, we got logic. So whether this movie followed
the logic of itself, and I guess we have to kind
of compare this to others. Yeah. I, I feel that
this movie did a great job staying in the logistics
of the other ones and like expanding on that,
which I absolutely, like I said, I absolutely
loved because yeah. The basic gist of these movies
is someone has a premonition because of that
premonition. They're able to save a majority
amount of people that would have died in a horrible
accident. But because they cheated death and
death doesn't like to be cheated, whoever survived
the disaster, death comes for each and every
one of them. And it's usually always the person
that had the premonition is the one to die last.
um and here it's it's no different um but you
know i like that this one you know i did something
different where it's the granddaughter of the
original person that had the premonition um and
so she's the one that ends up dying last um and
so like yeah it i i feel that they did a really
really good job of uh showcasing um how death
works how especially like with eric like even
though he wasn't a part of um this timeline death's
plan stephanie straight up says um when you fuck
with death things can get messy um yeah it's
true even in like the other movies like literally
the biggest thing that you need to live by is
don't fuck with death like death doesn't like
to be cheated yeah so like this movie did a really
really good job with staying in tune with how
the others uh stay true to their logic and just
expanding on that so bravo if this one does well
enough to warrant a sequel or uh another film
i dude i could totally see it because freaking
what was the budget um the budget was 50 million
it's gross 258 million so far so yeah i i think
we're gonna see another final destination movie
yeah i hope that they expand on the timing with
death because it's it's like okay why did it
take death x amount of years like damn near what
was it like 30 40 years like why did it take
him so long to get through that list well because
um i think it's because so like with other um
premonitions uh like like i said it's just like
that little group of people so it's a lot easier
for death to get through them well with this
situation um because iris um uh is um because
uh uh you know iris saved um so many lives and
those people um had families death's list was
a lot longer than usual and so that's why it
took so many years for him to get through the
list when and finally got to iris because she
was the first so she was the second to last to
die before jb jb was the last one to die um so
even though i so like it kind of depends um you
know like because you know like it could have
taken a minute for death to get to like the first
couple people and they might have not had any
families um but with the other ones they did
and so because of that oh you know i killed the
main person but now i have to freaking deal with
I think it just matters how big the family was.
That's why it just took so long. That's crazy
to me. How many people were there realistically?
It was a good amount of people. It was, but you're
not looking into... I wouldn't even say you're
in the 300 range. I'd say you're in the hundreds.
I'd say you might be cracking 200, like maybe.
It didn't seem like a huge group because it seemed
like it was a very exclusive venue. Yeah. So
I wouldn't expect there to be more than like
a couple hundred max, like including staff and
whatnot. still a couple hundred people over the
span of like 20, 30 years. Like, it's not like
he has to do the research to like, it's like,
I want to see what this is like from death's
end. Like, is there paperwork that's involved?
Like, is that what took him so long? Like, is
it the fact that he like had to do it like by
the book? It's also, what about people that didn't
have or that already had families? Like, what
if there was someone that was like, In between
children. Like they had. Let's say they had two.
With a third on the. And then this accident happens.
And then they had a third after. Is only the
third kid in danger? Because he technically.
Because the other two already existed. Pre -accident.
I would be so not fun. To talk to. About this
movie. With like. Like, I'd be the person that
the director would be like, God damn it, one
of these guys. You just had to read through the
lines, did you? It's a fictional movie, man.
Like, calm down. It's not that deep. Oh, shit.
Part of me also thinks maybe it is that deep
because you think about those super artsy -fartsy
movies where everything they do has some sort
of meaning. There's no middle ground. I feel
like you're either thinking about it too much
or you're not thinking about it enough when it
comes to movies. Yeah, you know what? Fair enough.
But yeah, like the, these are like the questions
I have, like just logistics wise. Like, I just
want, I want a final destination from death's
perspective just to know why it takes him so
goddamn long to knock these people out. Oh, I'm
like, cause like, listen, he, he was killing
fricking like Iris's family, like one a day.
Yeah, fair enough. And if you're knocking one
a day, it shouldn't have taken you 20 freaking
years to knock your list down, dude. Like, that
just seems like laziness on your part. Like,
unless these are your free time kills. Like,
that's my deal. It's like, maybe he's just like,
oh, I want to do, like, a mass casualty event.
He puts down everyone that's going to die. Or
that person gets a premonition, ruins it. And
so maybe it takes him a while to be like, oh
shit, like these people. Like, that's what I'm
wondering. Like, did it take a while for him
to notice that these people weren't dead? I don't
think so. I would assume that like death just
immediately knows, well, you son of a bitch.
Yeah, this is why we need a death's perspective
final destination. There we go. That's the idea
for number seven. Brought to you by the Albros.
Dude, could you imagine, like, you're just like,
ha ha, like, freaking got these bitches, and
then it's like you completely forget about it,
and then you go, and then someone, like... someone
gets in a car accident you like reap their soul
and everything and you're like hold up and then
you pull up and you have like duplicate and you're
like you were supposed to be dead already like
like what the hell and then he like goes through
the paperwork figures out oh shit and then he
goes back and finds out like someone had the
premonition he's like god damn it and then he
has to go through it but also keeping up with
his backlog. Like, he's just like, okay, like
shit guy could take this guy and they get, got
to go back. Like, cause I got a little bit of
an opening here and I could take him, but then
I got to go back to my normal job. Like it's
more like, that's what I'm, I'm imagining is
happening on death's part. Like that's, that's
what I'm picturing. It's some dude that's really
struggling to keep up with his paperwork and
his, his job. while also having to correct a
mistake from a past job. You know what? Fair
enough. Because that would be hilarious. If it's
like, gosh, you know what would be freaking funny
as shit? It's like Satan is the one that gives
that person the premonition just to mess around
with death. because like i was like thinking
like oh it's so it's like it's some angel i'm
like no that's a dick move like that that's totally
like a devil thing like devil the devil has given
someone a premonition and just be like making
death's life harder for no reason whatsoever
and that's the reason death doesn't like to be
cheated because he doesn't like doing the extra
paperwork because it's just like if it wasn't
a pain in the ass for him he wouldn't worry about
it he'd just be like all right whatever i just
put these people in the rotation now like good
for you you escape this but it it has to do something
with paperwork dude like yeah fair enough oh
man just another reason why i'm freaking I haven't
seen these other movies, but I'm already loving
this franchise. I could go on for days. I love
it. All right. Getting back into logic. What
you're at. Honestly, like if you say it's as
well in line with the others, I have no problem
giving this like a 95. Dude, hell yeah. I am
going to agree with that. yeah because it's just
like if it doesn't if it only adds on to the
lore of final destination like that can only
mean good things yeah no that's what it does
yeah so i mean that that shit's like perfection
and like the only reason i i wouldn't go any
higher is because there were some like story
beats that weren't quite like oh why did they
why did that happen Like that, that didn't quite
make sense. Like them, like them making the mom
drive when it was her turn. Yeah. Fair. Like,
it's just like little things just like, okay,
cool. Also, I also didn't really understand why,
why Stephanie thought that Iris's bunker was
going to be a safe Haven because she saw like
she witnessed. death fooling around well it's
um well it's because when you're in ah that's
true because like even when you're inside there
is still a chance but like i i think yeah i think
she just thought that um like it was the actual
building that's what kept her safe but no it
was really just i think it was just iris that
she had had so many runs and run -ins with death
that she knew what to do yeah like that's exactly
what i thought i was just like you could just
keep your mom in any old structure like go put
her in a bubble room or something like you don't
have to like it you don't have to keep her in
this specific space yeah which obviously like
pointed out when it like ended up not working
in their favor whatsoever no Yeah, so 95 seems
docked enough. Just for, like I said, those little
minor story flaws. Yeah, no, completely fair.
All right, moving on over to effects. Disgusting.
This movie was so rough. Dude, if you think this
one was rough, some of the others are rougher.
I'm going to let you know that right now. Are
you kidding me? Five especially. There was one
death that you're just like, God damn, brother.
This was rough for me. Like, and it was, it was
multiple things too. Like fricking Iris getting
caught on like some, her ring getting caught
on barbed wire. And then it just fricking like
skinning her hand. I'm like, God, good Lord.
Some kills were cool. Like, I liked the dude
that was like the fricking, like the host that
was being a bitch about getting in the elevator.
And he's like, no, I'm getting in. I'm getting
in. And then he gets freaking cut in half by
like every like nightmare fuel. That's that is
honestly like the one fear that I constantly
live in with getting in an elevator and kind
of seeing it happen. Like made me want to like
shed my skin. It's like, all right, taking the
stairs permanently now. Yeah, dude, because nothing
makes me more nervous than, like, firefighter
shows where someone's stuck in an elevator and
they, like, reach their body through the freaking
elevator. I'm like, you can go to hell. Like,
if I'm a firefighter, you're lucky if I stick
a hand down in there. like i'm tossing you a
rope and just gonna yoink you out like i'm not
going anywhere near that goddamn elevator but
yeah so i mean that one was really gross um oh
bobby's death was rough they didn't need to make
that next spin uh but man it's final destination
they kind of had to no they didn't that was a
choice oh that oh my gosh dude I, I'll be real
too. Uh, I thought with Eric dying, I thought
that that meant that Bobby got his time because
when, when the nurse opened the door and all
of those fricking knives and sharp objects came
flying and all of them missed Bobby, I was just
like, Oh shit. Like Bobby got. Bobby got Eric's
time, and then the freaking spring came and threw
his head. I'm like, ah! I think that kind of
chalks it up to kind of like what Stephanie said.
Don't F with death. Like when you try to F. I
don't know why I'm saying F. I already said fuck
in this episode. Yeah, don't censor yourself
now. Shit. But like she said, when you when you
try to fuck with death, things get messy. And
so, yeah, good point. Like, even though, you
know, Bobby technically, I guess, should have
gotten Eric's what he had left. Because Eric
messed with death in that way and lost death
was just like, yeah, hell no. Like you there's
because you did that. Because you lost in that
way. You don't get his lifeline. Understandable.
Yeah, I could definitely logic myself out of
that. Like why that didn't like it made sense
that he didn't. Yeah, but like it was like a
misdirect. Yeah, it made me think that that's
what happened when she opened the door and all
the freaking shit like just stuck to the machine.
Yeah, him. And I was just like, oh, cool. Like
he's a. like he got eric's time or whatever and
then yeah no not the case not at all um but yeah
the the special effects here dude were gruesome
yeah they were they were really really good um
i feel like the only one that like i was kind
of like okay you know what that it looks like
cgi a little too much and what blows my mind
is like i've seen the behind the scenes of like
how they did the stunt and it's when um oh my
god uh is it jules or what's her face hold on
yeah yeah so like when she's you know like reaching
for stephanie's hand but like she gets crushed
in the um the garbage compactor um they did it
to where like um the it was like a practical
effect that like uh the the board would like
slide through and to where like yeah it looks
like she's getting crushed but like i guess like
her face like you know like combusting they had
to you know add the special effect but like it
just it looked fake it looks fake as shit dude
i know the video you're talking about i saw that
one too and i was like like seeing it in action
i'm like that looks rough yeah like in a good
way like oh my gosh like that looks like nightmare
fuel and then yeah this it yes it was still gross
and everything but yeah they i think they over
cgi'd it they did i'm like you guys could have
you guys could have left it like way like because
i what was it i think it was the eyeball like
i think her eye kind of like was starting to
pop out yeah whatever and i think that just it
ruined the effect for me yeah it did but then
you have like freaking other ones where uh the
the um lawnmower uh with the uncle like freaking
that was that was done great yeah like all all
of those other like the the the little minor
deaths were were good yeah yeah i i left this
movie thinking like i feel so bad for that For
the dad and the aunt? Oh, yeah, dude. Seriously.
Like, that's horrible. For real. Oh, man. But
I'm trying to think of any other deaths. I'll
say this. I think Stephanie and Charlie's death
was a little anticlimactic. That's fair. And
I think I've heard that complaint as well. Um,
yeah, I, I, I think I would, um, for the most
part agree. Um, I think, I don't know. I'm wondering
if they did that kind of to, um, just to like,
uh, have fun with the millennials that, uh, were
traumatized by number two. Oh, the log truck.
Yeah. It makes sense. Like I, I believe that.
Yeah. It's just, it, it just felt. too sudden.
That's fair. That is completely fair. I think
that was my only real issue with those. and it
was like i said just so immediate and quick it's
just like okay yeah um trying to think of any
other ones that like stood out i think they might
have gone a little overboard with iris's death
like the way that it like completely like blew
her face off like yeah for yeah when her like
like her mouth is like sliding down the spikers
like oh damn yeah it was it was gross but it
was just, it was a little over the top. Yeah.
But I, I think they, like, they just need to
dial it back. Just a hair. Like the deaths are
cool. The debt, like all of those, the deaths
that they did really cool, really visually great.
It's just, I think they took it to like, just,
just that, that notch too far. I think with like,
I get where you're coming from. Like personally,
I'm fine with how, how they kick it up a notch
and get gruesome. Cause like, I feel for like
these movies, you kind of have to a little bit
like for how, like for all the fricking like
horror franchises that they have to compete with.
Like they kind of have to like make sure some
people die in some very gruesome ass ways. I'm
totally fine with like the gruesome. deaths it's
just make them a little bit more realistic like
with with julia like with her face kind of getting
like like popped like a zit it was just like
you had the practical effect like couldn't you
do like an like i'm surprised that they don't
do like more experimentation like why didn't
you like i would find like like one of those
ballistic dummies and kind of see what it would
look like practically I think sometimes I feel
like their visions are ahead of how much or what
they can do with visual effects or even practical
effects. Because with the whole Iris thing and
how sometimes as you're getting a lot closer
to her face as her head is going through the
spike, it definitely looks off. talking about
julia um kind of the same thing happens in number
five there's a death in the bridge collapse that
like it was actually like a practical effect
the way that they did it but unfortunately they
still had to add some cgi and it still doesn't
look that great and it sucks yeah it sucks because
they try their they really try with these movies
to stick to practical effects and i really appreciate
that but unfortunately uh with some of the deaths
the way that like they're in motion and the closeups,
they have to add some CGI to it. And unfortunately
it ends up just making it not look as realistic
as they want it to be. Understandable. Like I
get that with horror movies, you kind of have
to have that wow factor. So, I mean, I get it.
Like I said, I just. It's excessive sometimes.
No, it's fair. So I'm sitting at a 90. I think
it definitely earned that because, I mean, the
kills were really creative. The only thing was
just an overuse of CGI. But the effects themselves
didn't look bad. It's just they crossed that
line into the uncanny valley. yeah that's fair
or it was just like i said too much where it's
just like okay that's a little too bloody or
that's a little too i don't know like with the
spring hit and bobby in the face like super cool
it looked good yeah but it's just like i don't
think it would explode the top part of his brain
off like that fair like it straight up looked
like he got hit with a shotgun yeah it did so
yeah i'm sitting at 90 you know dude i think
i'm gonna match on this one as well all right
next up we got music i thought this soundtrack
was killer um uh the uh i i think it's been in
like kind of all of them but like music sometimes
can like really um like kind of like tie into
this the story um and what is it the fifth one
um i'm trying to remember uh i i can't remember
what song it is but it's like the song that plays
while the this group is on the bus and uh that's
and then all of a sudden you know like the bridge
starts collapsing and everything and so freaking
like the guy after the premonition like when
he hears this song oh it's dust in the wind um
and so like yeah he freaking like hears that
and like freaking like that like he's like oh
shit yeah like something like it's it's going
down and like that like it kind of carries towards
the ending of the movie too um and freaking i
i loved in this one like when they arrive at
the sky view um they're like uh playing uh what
was it um burning ring of uh ring of fire um
and uh oh shout yeah yeah freaking that and that
song and as the they're freaking like dancing
and like they're jumping on the floor and it's
just cracking more and i was like oh shit stop
it stop it yeah the the soundtrack here was was
pretty good um I think everything worked with
the scenes. There were definitely some standouts
like shout and the ring of fire was really good.
Uh, outside of that, I don't recall any other
like big hits other than like what Eric was listening
to, which was very like generic heavy metal.
I mean, I think they switched to the sad soundtrack,
which I'm like, dude, I feel that on a personal
level. Same. But I thought it was I loved that.
The I can't live living without you. I love that.
That was the song that he chose. And just having
that play as he's going through all of these
ways that could kill him. And just like this
franchise is so interesting of how they pick
certain songs for how these situations go down.
And I feel this one might've been like the best
one at it. I feel like the one song that like,
it's kind of just like, you're just like, okay,
like it's kind of in there. It's a spirit in
the sky as they're driving to the hospital. Yeah.
That one's kind of like just in there. But I
feel like the other songs, like they, like they
actually had a purpose that they made sense.
Yeah. I don't know. I was, I'm personally at
like a seven. with it it was definitely above
average soundtrack but i don't think it was the
grandest thing in the world that's fair personally
i'm an eight so fair all right next up we got
costumes uh i mean very generic like classic
just clothing yeah anything special here honestly
i think i'd be at a five if it wasn't for like
how young iris was dressed like that whole sequence
i i like the the costumes in there but yeah nothing
so i think i'm going to be out of six but nothing
nothing too grand yeah i think i'm gonna match
you there yeah i don't i i agree and you know
like these kind of movies i get it you know it's
it's it's a kind of hard to do anything extravagant
with costumes because you know these are just
normal people that are having to deal with their
that they're on death's chopping block um so
i get it but you know nothing special yeah all
right last up we got personal score I'll go first
as the person that hasn't seen any other Final
Destination. I almost said Final Fantasy again.
Final Destination movie. Okay. This sparked an
interest in me, which is, I would say, difficult
to do as a movie that's a sequel. I think sequels
don't necessarily do the best job at getting
you into a franchise. But this one did. This
one was separated enough from the main source
material. And it explained everything really
well. And I'm interested to hear what you think
about how it overall ties in. Because I thought
this was a great introduction to this franchise.
And I do genuinely plan on watching like all
of them, which is probably what I'm going to
end up doing tomorrow while I'm editing. But
it's good. It's really good. It's intriguing
and just leaves so much room for like this. This
is a franchise I don't see. ever getting old
like because you can constantly be having like
newer and newer things happening so personal
score i think would be like an 88 like which
is is fairly high for for a new franchise at
least for me dude i did not think you were gonna
be that high because that is exactly my personal
score for this movie Was it really? Yeah, dude.
I was, that is awesome. I love it. I love hearing
that. Um, yeah, this, this was my first final
destination movie seeing in the theaters and
fricking, I loved that this was the first one
because, um, you know, this franchise has been
gone since, uh, the early 2010s. Um, and for
it to come back in this. grand of a way this
great of a way it just made me so happy uh the
story was great the deaths were great just just
everything was great just this is this is just
an all -around great horror sequel in my opinion
um and i love that it sparked interest for caleb
checking out the rest of the franchise that just
freaking makes me so happy um so i absolutely
loved it um and i really hope for how successful
it's been fricking 50 million budget and it's
grossed over $250 million. Like I could, I think
it's safe to say this one's very successful.
Oh yeah. I hope that we can, we can get a seventh
one. Cause I agree with Caleb. Like this is the
franchise that really doesn't get boring. It
doesn't get tiring because there is a different
story that you can tell with every single movie.
And it's just the, the. the antagonist is always
going to be death but you don't have to specifically
tie it to all the other movies um like you can
in like you know like subtle ways or you know
like prominent like oh yeah i can definitely
see that ways um But yeah, there's just so many
directions that you can take this franchise.
And I'm really excited to see where they can,
if they do decide to continue with these movies.
So yeah, personal score, 88. I love this franchise.
I loved the sixth installment. Yeah, no other
words. Hell yeah. All right. With that, that
wraps up this week's breakdown. So going through
these scores real quick, starting off with story.
We are sitting at an 86 .5. Writing went down
by one point, sitting at an 85 .5. Acting got
a little bit like a little tiny bumps in that
an 86. The Logic is sitting at a 95, which makes
that our highest category, followed by our effects
score, which is sitting at a 90. Music was fairly
average, but had some good tunes to it. So we're
giving that one a 7 out of 10. Our costumes are
sitting at a 6 out of 10. And then our personal
score averaged out to an 88. So with that, the
final All Bros letter grade for Final Destination
Bloodlines has come out to a... A B. Okay. Personally,
I would have liked to see this make it to the
B+. I would have too. I'm curious how close it
was. Oh, ridiculously close. Oh, okay. Yeah.
So our cutoff for a B plus is 86%, right? Yeah.
This ended up scoring an 85 .75%. Holy shit.
Yeah. Wow. Yeah. So it's our new number three
B movie. Okay. So our B movies, our top five
B movies now are Trolls Band Together, Force
Awakens, Bloodlines, Halloween Kills, then Onward.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So go on what this is below
first. Like I said, Force Awakens, then Trolls
Band Together, then Shazam Fury of the Gods.
Okay. Which this could honestly be chalked up
to costumes. Yeah. Then Mr. Peabody and Sherman.
Then Spider -Man Homecoming. Okay. Going the
opposite direction. It's above Halloween Kills.
Fair. It's above Onward. It's above Harry Potter
and the Sorcerer's Stone. It's above the 2025
Lilo and Stitch. Fair. And then it's above The
Flash. Fair. Trying to see if there's any other
horror movie. I mean, it's a while, but it's
above Megan. Yeah, I can agree with that. Trying
to see if there's any others. No, those ones
are kind of far away. Yeah, then we had a below
Evil Dead Rise. Okay. So, I mean, it's not bad
placement. No, it's not. Yeah. So anyway, that's
where that one ended up ranking. Not bad. Damn.
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