What is up, bros? I'm Jonathan. And I'm Caleb.
And we're a couple of bros on a mission to give
you guys the most detailed movie reviews out
there with as little bias as possible. Welcome
to the All Bros. This week on the podcast, we're
going to be doing our new segment again. I don't
think that we have a name yet, right? Yeah, I
think we honestly just stick with Connect the
Stars. Okay. Yeah, we'll play a few rounds of
that. Yeah, so we'll be playing, like Caleb said,
a couple rounds of Connect the Stars, and then
we'll be moving into our headliner of the evening,
which will be our breakdown of 2025's Lilo and
Stitch. Hell yeah. Yeah, I've been awful this
week. I haven't watched shit. I watched, well,
yeah, I think I texted you about it. I watched
that movie Friendship on Thursday. Is that the
Paul Rudd one? Yeah. I've been seeing a lot of
trailers for that on social media and stuff.
Really, really good movie. Loved it. I'll check
that one out. Yeah, dude, you should. Because,
yeah, probably it... I'd have to see it probably
one more time, but it might take the top spot
of my favorite A24 films. Damn. Yeah, dude, that
good. Yeah, I'm trying to think of what I've
been. I've just been knocking out Daredevil.
Nice. I've been, so I rewatched like the entire
series. I even went as far as watching Defenders.
Okay. So I watched season one, season two, then
I watched Defenders. Now I'm on season three.
I'm almost done with season three. And then I'm
going to watch. born again hell yeah and i'm
super pumped for that and then after that probably
gonna watch the latest season of doctor who because
i hear that one gets a little dicey then yeah
then who knows after that i have so much shit
on my list dude it's it's ridiculous but anyway
we can get into it now all right let's do it
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going to play another couple rounds of Connect
the Stars. Caleb and I sometimes struggle at
this game. Good amount, but sometimes we actually
are pretty damn good. I'd say so ourselves. Yeah,
sometimes. Yeah. So let's get into it. Yeah.
All right. First up. Oh, we need to give some
credit to Eric Bai and Amanda Hum for their fantastic
program. That is so much fun. Yes. Thank you.
Anyway, so two random stars. Let's see. First
up, Cameron Diaz. Okay. And it's Lord Dern. Oh,
shit. I don't know. I'm trying to think what
I know Lord Dern from other than Star Wars. Jurassic
Park. Oh, okay. We could roll with that. Let's
try. I think that's enough of a jumping off point.
Yeah. All right. So what would be the common
thread between them? I'm trying to think if there's
been any other Jurassic Park actors that have
starred alongside Cameron Diaz. I feel like if
there's anyone, Jeff Goldblum would have done
something with Cameron Diaz. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, that's a good point. Because we got a freaking
crazy amount of shit we can do with Cameron Diaz.
I mean, we got... charlie's angels the mask we
got jim carrey there shrek like all the shrek
movies so anyone that's done even a little cameo
in there so has jeff goldblum done anything in
shrek i feel like that'd be like right up his
alley but i'm not recalling him playing any yeah
i'm not either um let's see what else would jeff
goldblum be tied to i'm trying to think of like
big name so we so we could easily pull Who do
you think would be the best thread to go down
with Laura Dern? You think Jeff Goldblum? Yeah,
I would say him. She was in Dominion, so you
could tie her with Chris Pratt, but I don't know
if Chris Pratt has done anything with Cameron
Diaz. We got Jeff Goldblum. That brings us. OK,
well, we can tie. I'm trying to think like Marvel.
He was in Thor Ragnarok. So that gives us Chris
Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Mark Ruffalo. I feel
like Mark Ruffalo has done something with Cameron
Diaz. Or I might be thinking of like 13 going
on 30. But that's Jennifer Garner. Cameron Diaz
wasn't in 13 going on 30, was she? Not that I
recall. OK. Was no, that was damn it. That was
Shazam. I was going to say, Oh wait, was Lucy
Liu in anything Marvel? But no, she was in Shazam
too. Yeah. Well, we could tie her in with Charlie's
angels. Oh yeah. Okay. Charlie's angels. Then
while we're bringing in Lucy Liu. Yeah. Okay.
So what's the thread between Lucy Liu? There's
gotta be one. Did you have, or did you have an
idea in mind? I thought I did, but no, I was
wrong. Damn it. No, because I'm thinking... Sorry,
I was thinking DC, not Marvel. Oh, yeah. She
was in Fury of the Gods. I'm trying to think
who else. Jeff Goldblum has done some freaking
voices before. What voices has he done? That's
an excellent question. Why can't I think of any?
I mean, we could also go back to Laura Dern,
because that brings... we could bring in anyone
from star wars there true because i know she
was she's in the last jedi right yes so star
wars the last jedi so i mean that gives us all
of the the only one it doesn't well that gives
us carrie fisher okay and carrie fisher can obviously
can tie us to harrison ford because harrison
ford wasn't in this one And then I feel like
Harrison Ford and Cameron Diaz have done something
together. And I swear there's something that
we're forgetting with Jeff Goldblum and Cameron
Diaz in it. Was Laura Dern in any like Austin
Powers that you know of? Not that I know of.
I hardly know anything that Laura Dern's in,
just Jurassic Park and Star Wars. for those of
you that don't know, we're trying not to cheat
by looking up their IMDB. So this is solely based
off of our knowledge. Yeah. Okay. Who? All right.
So Lord. So who, who's easier to work off of?
Cause I, I would say Carrie Fisher, but Carrie
Fisher, the only other thing that I feel like
I could tie her to is like the blues brothers.
And that gets, so that gives us Dan Aykroyd.
Has Dan Aykroyd done anything with. Lucy Liu
or? Oh, wait. If you tied Dan, if you put bringing
Dan Aykroyd, you can put him to Bill Murray and
Bill Murray was in Charlie's Angels. Oh, OK.
So Carrie Fisher, who was in Blues Brothers,
I can type Dan Aykroyd. Didn't spell that correct
whatsoever. And then he was in what? I would
just do Ghostbusters. And then you can tie him
to Bill. Original Ghostbusters. Come on. No,
not that one. Stupid thing. I'm just kidding.
No, not Frozen Empire. What the hell? Well, I
mean, they are both in that one. So you could
do that one as well. Wait, and then who was in
that? Oh, Bill Murray. That's right. Bill Murray.
Hey. Let's go. All right. Now we can cheat. Let's
see if there's any Cameron Diaz movies and Laura
Dern. Okay, so there is nothing that those two
have been in. Okay. So let's see if there was
a connection between Jeff Goldblum. What the
hell? There's no way. Okay, he's not on that
list. It was saying that Night and Day was one,
and I'm like, what? There's no way. That one
feels like it's cheating. There's one called
Welcome to Hollywood. Is that a movie or a documentary?
Let's see if that... Oh my gosh, it counts as
a movie. Oh my gosh. Alright. That's so dumb.
That could just be our freaking go -to when it's
just like, oh, maybe they were in this one. That's
funny. Oh, man. So that still goes from Laura
Dern, Jurassic Park, which gets us Jeff Goldblum,
Cameron Diaz to, oh, Cameron Diaz wasn't Blues
Brothers. Oh. Oh, no, she wasn't. I was misreading
that. Oh. I was like, wait, really? Yeah. We
just created like a big ass freaking circle.
Anyway. All right. Round two. Let's do it. All
right, we got Angelina Jolie. Okay. Okay, I feel
like we could do her. And Kristen Stewart. Okay.
Okay, so how... Ooh, all right. Angelina Jolie,
obviously she was in Internals. True. So that
gives us a pretty decent amount of people. Kristen
Stewart. There's got to be a way to tie him into...
Oh, shit, what's his name? I'm totally spacing.
I'm trying to think what Kristen Stewart was
in. Besides freaking Twilight. Oh, she was in
Zathura. Oh, yeah. What? I mean, no matches found.
That's a bullshit. I'm trying to think of any
other big stars that were in her version of Charlie's
Angels that could connect to Angelina Jolie.
Naomi Scott was in that, right? Oh, yeah. Okay,
so that gives us Naomi Scott, which could give
us Will Smith through Aladdin. Oh, yeah. There
you go. And I know that there's something those
two have been in, I think. Oh, what was that
movie? Shit, who am I? You remember that movie
that Angelina Jolie did with James McAvoy where
he could, like, carve the bullet? Oh, Wanted.
Wanted. So that gives us James McAvoy. If I could
freaking spell his name. And, ooh, wasn't Chris
Pratt in that too? Ah, he was. Really? Wow. Yeah.
Okay. Has Chris Pratt done anything with Kristen
Stewart? I'm not thinking of anything. I'm trying
to think of what else she's... What else has
Kristen Stewart done? Like outside of Twilight
and Charlie's Angels. That's sort of all I can
think of. Okay. So obviously that gives us Robert
Pattinson, which we can tie him in with the Batman.
Shit. What's the name of the actor that did Riddler?
Oh, Paul. Oh, shit. Paul. It's Paul M something.
Paul M. That's just the. I can only remember
the first letter of his last name. Shit. Gosh,
sometimes we're really bad at this. Because here's
what I'm thinking. Because we could tie in X
-Men First Class, which gives us Michael Fassbender,
which he was in Jobs. Nope. Steve Jobs, which
gives us. This is such a huge thread, dude. Seth
Rogen. And if we could tie in what's his face,
the Riddler to the big or the GameStop story.
Oh, is it Paul Dino? Paul Dino. Dano. Oh, what
was what was GameStop called? Oh, shit. I know
we freaking broke it down on this. Oh, fuck.
It was... Shit! Why are we so bad at this? Did
it have the word money in the title? I don't
think so. Okay, I'm cheating. Kinda. Not really.
I'm not cheating by looking up the IMDB. I'm
going through our breakdown list. Because I can't
remember this. for shit oh shit did we break
this one down i don't actually i don't think
we did we talked about it but we never got around
to it oh god i remember because i made the episode
art for it but we never used it yeah shit what's
that movie called i'm just no oh shit it was
big something wasn't it or Gosh, we are smarter
than this, I promise you guys. It wasn't mad
money, was it? I don't think so. Nope. Gosh,
why are we so stupid? Dumb money? Yes! Oh my
god! There we go. Good lord. I knew money was
in the name. I was going through a freaking bunch
of adjectives. Like, are you shitting me? Hold
up. Angelina Jolie. No, she wasn't in Over the
Hedge. I was thinking, I would have sworn she
did a voice for something. Shark Tale. Oh, that
would have. Yep. Yeah. So that gives us a shorter
thread. Okay. So our super long thread is Angelina
Jolie ties into what was in Wanted. which gives
us James McAvoy, which gives us X -Men First
Class, which gives us Michael Fassbender, which
gives us the movie Steve Jobs, which ties in
Seth Rogen. Seth Rogen was in Dumb Money, which
starred Paul Dano. Paul Dano was the Riddler
in Batman, which starred Robert Pattinson. Robert
Pattinson was in Twilight, who also starred Kristen
Stewart. Or we got the short one where it's...
Kristen Stewart was in Charlie's Angels, which
ties into Naomi Scott. Naomi Scott was Jasmine
in Aladdin, which starred Will Smith as the genie.
And Will Smith voiced What's -His -Face in Shark
Tale. And Angelina Jolie was in Shark Tale. I
don't know how I completely forgot about that.
Good hell, dude. That was insane. Oh, man. All
right. Let's see. One more? Yeah, let's do it.
Okay, Al Pacino and Don Cheadle. Okay. I don't
know enough about Al Pacino. Same here. So we
can replace him with Woody Harrelson. Okay, I
can work with that. Shit. So Woody Harrelson,
wasn't he in White Boys Can't Jump? Yes, he was.
Okay, and that starred Wesley Snipes. And then
wasn't Don Cheadle in what's that one with Denzel
Washington? It was like one of Denzel's first
movies. Training Day. Yeah. Wasn't he in Training
Day? Might have. Nope. I feel like there's a
cheating route here where we could go just tie
in the Marvel connection because technically
they were in. We could tie in the MCU. Yeah.
Yeah, dude, I feel bad. I don't know a lot of
other movies with Don Cheadle besides his portrayal
as Rhodey. I know. I feel bad. He's a fantastic
actor. Yeah, he is. Good hell, we're awful. Yeah,
we suck. Okay, with Woody Harrelson in The Hunger
Games, is there anybody in The Hunger Games that
we can connect with Don Cheadle? I mean, there's
Elizabeth. Banks. But like I said, I don't know.
I'm not as familiar with Don Cheadle's filmography.
Same here. So, I mean, we could go Blade. Blade
gives us Ryan Reynolds. Oh, he was in Blade Trinity.
Oh, darn it. Then he was Deadpool. Deadpool and
Wolverine. Then was there anyone from the main
MCU in Deadpool and Wolverine? Oh, Jon Favreau.
Oh, yeah, there we go. However you spell his
freaking name. And then he was in... Iron Man
2. Yep. Or Iron Man 3, whichever. Iron Man 2.
There we go. Kind of cheating. So Woody Harrelson
was in White Men Can't Jump with Wesley Snipes.
Wesley Snipes was in Deadpool and Wolverine,
which also had Jon Favreau. Jon Favreau was in
Iron Man 2, which brought in Don Cheadle as Colonel
James Rhodes. All right. Now we're going to cheat.
There has to be a movie. I feel like Don Cheadle
and Woody Harrelson have done movies together.
I'm sure they have, and we're going to kick ourselves
in the ass when we find out. There is one. It
was called After the Sunset, but it's one that
came out in 2004. Okay, yeah, because I've never
heard of that. Yeah, I haven't either. Let's
see. Don Cheadle and Wesley Snipes. Brooklyn's
Finest. That starred Don Cheadle and Wesley Snipes.
Oh. I don't think that's one that we would have
known. just for shits and giggles. So I want
to look up his, or Don Cheadle's IMDb. Okay.
We got oceans 12. Ah, we could have done space
jam. Oh yeah. Shit. Oh, I forgot about that one.
Son of a bitch. Dude, you know what? I think
like completely turned me away. Cause I, I was
thinking of his, it wasn't really a movie, but
his role is like captain planet that he did for
some like YouTube deal. Oh yeah. And I thought
that was funny as shit. And so I think I was
like, Oh no, he wasn't anything like funny. And
I completely forgot about space jam. He was in
oceans 12 and oceans 13. No. Ah, that's what
I was thinking of. He's in that movie flight.
That one had Denzel in it. Oh, okay. Then let's
see. Yeah. Then other basic ones. Damn. The rat
pack would have given us a good. Good cast too.
Anyway, that concludes this week's connect the
stars. One of these days we're going to get better
at this. I mean, Hey, in our defense, we're doing
this off like memory. We're not cheating or anything.
So yeah, we're not pulling up random ass. Uh,
we're not pulling up any IMDb whatsoever. Cause
I feel like if we did that, like we could do
that in a fricking heartbeat. Oh yeah. Easy.
So this is based solely off of our memory. Yeah.
So I feel we get a pass for how long it sometimes
takes us to connect the two. I don't think it's
up to us whether or not we get a pass. All right.
Fair enough. All right. Well, anyway, what do
you say we get into the headliner? I say, let's
do it. Alright, so like we said, our headliner
of the evening will be our breakdown of 2025's
Lilo and Stitch. So Caleb, before we get into
it, do you want to let people know how we break
down movies on this podcast? I would love to.
If you are new to our breakdown system, we have
split movies into eight different categories
that we individually score to come to a final
All Bros letter grade. The eight categories that
we will be scoring this week are story, writing,
acting, character development, effects, music,
costumes, and then we'll give it our own personal
score at the very end. All of these numbers will
get magically added up and spit through our algorithm
and give us a letter grade to compare this movie
to others of a similar grade. um just for shits
and giggles okay do you want to try doing both
no no no that's too much that's too much never
mind forget that i was gonna say like we could
do the original at the same time but no too much
well thoughts i might get a little confused okay
cool let's not do it i'm sorry i don't know if
my brain can function like that i love the idea
i just don't know if my brain does totally fair
yeah let's scrapping that Because the only reason
I was thinking that is, like, there's a lot of,
like, direct comparisons that can be made, obviously,
against the original. Yeah, this is very true.
You're right. We need to be thinking about this
without bias. That's our whole shtick. So we
need to look at this as objectively as possible.
All right. All right. I've re -centered. What
sucks about, like, doing remakes. this this is
what sucks about doing remakes it's sometimes
like really hard not to compare it to the original
it is so hard like because like like sometimes
you want to keep telling yourself well it's not
the point but at the same time you're like well
no because sometimes people haven't seen the
original so yeah like freaking my uh my buddy
uh my buddy ryan um he took his uh his daughter
to uh go see this uh with his wife and um i was
so shocked to hear that he has never seen the
original really i yeah and he's a millennial
just like us um so that like really shocked me
um and like he enjoyed it he he really enjoyed
this one so he said if his daughter ever wants
to watch the original he'll gladly turn it on
and watch it with her um That's crazy that he's
never turned it on for her. I'm just amazed that
he never watched it growing up. Dude, you're
only a year older than me. Barely. I can forgive
him never having seen it. More than I can be
as a parent never having just turned on Lilo
and Stitch. Listen, I can only watch beauty and
the beast so many times in a row i am going to
mix it up and right now my my my kid she is like
obsessed with sleeping beauty which is just barely
above jungle book in my eyes and i hate the jungle
book damn dude like legit that is my least favorite
disney movie like of all time both no like og
the og one i hate the oh okay You know what?
That's fair. Cause like the remake is like the
rare one that I like the remake way more than
the original. Yeah. You know what almost got
me to like the jungle book was, uh, was the one
that what's his face did. Um, Oh, uh, Andy circus.
Yes. Yeah. He, he is the, like the one that his
version was like in tense and I loved it. like
his creatures looked scary as shit but like i
i loved what he what he did yeah i mean in ryan's
defense like his his daughter like um like i
know she loves toy story um so or at least i
think she still does i don't know if she still
does this was like years ago that he told me
so she might have grown out of it um so like
she might have never even like i don't know like
he might be He might be perfectly fine with just
rewatching a bunch of stuff that she just just
loves and just never thought of the idea. Oh,
hey, let's turn on Lilo and Stitch. Fair point,
I guess. Anyway, if you have not seen this iteration
of Lilo and Stitch or just any Lilo and Stitch
in general, we are about to spoil the entire
frickin movie for you in our favorite segment
that we like to call Reading with Rose. All right.
So on the planet Turo, Dr. Jumba Jakiba. I almost
said Japlikli. Oh, my God. Japlikli. Dr. Jumba
Jakiba is convicted by the United. United Galactic
Federation of Illegal Genetic Experimentation
for creating Experiment 626, an aggressive and
near -indestructible creature with advanced learning
capabilities. Jemba is found guilty and imprisoned,
while 626 is sentenced to exile for his destructive
behavior. However, 626 escapes by stealing a
police cruiser and using its hyperdrive to reach
planet Earth, crashing in the Hawaiian island
of Kaua? Is that how you say it? The ground councilwoman
offers Jumba his freedom if he captures 626,
pairing him with deputized Earth expert Agent
Pleakley. I almost said Pleakley again. God damn
it. What the hell is wrong with me? I know these
names by heart. What the hell is wrong with me?
Agent Pleakley. 626 crashes near a wedding reception
and is run over by a tourist trolley before being
taken to an animal shelter. A Hawaiian girl named
Lilo. I can't remember if they actually had the
last name in the original. I don't think they
had it in the original, but I know they had it
in a different movie. OK, because I feel like
watching like everything Lilo and Stitch. Like
she's she's currently watching the series. She
watched Lilo and Stitch, too. She watched Stitch
the movie. She watched Stitch with the glitch.
Love it. Like she's seeing them all, dude. But
yeah, I've only heard the name used like once.
Okay. Is it Palake? Sure. Okay. Let's go with
that, Rose. So a Hawaiian girl named Lilo Palake
is expelled from hula school for pushing her
bully Myrtle offstage due to frustration over
her sister Nani's absence. Their social worker,
Miss Kakoa, visits and finds Nani unfit to care
for them, demanding she complete her tasks in
a week. The next day, hearing that Lilo wants
a friend, their neighbor, Tutu, takes Lilo to
the animal shelter where 626 is kept. Realizing
Jamba and Pleakley are after him, 626 impersonates
as a dog and allows Lilo to adopt him for his
protection. Nani takes them to her resort Luau
Job with her friend David Kawina. um lilo names
six to six stitch after nani comments on having
to stitch a car seat he tore i did like you know
sometimes people would be like oh well do we
really need to understand why so and so was named
that you know what i kind of liked in this one
because like in the original Like Lilo is just
like his name is Stitch, like just like immediately
just comes up with that. But I liked in this
one that they're, you know, they're in the car
and they're driving to Nani's job. And, you know,
Stitch is going crazy. He scratches the car seat
and Nani's just like, oh, yeah, that's going
to need a Stitch job. And Lilo just screams and
Nani slams on the brakes and she's just like,
that's it. His name is Stitch. And freaking Nani's
just like, you can't do that. That is a very.
young child thing to do yes and i i i thought
that was a really good addition of like how she
she came up with the name stitch like i actually
really liked that yeah i actually really liked
the change too where it wasn't nani that took
her to go get a dog it was the the the neighbor
and then nani was yeah what the hell because
like nani was very quick to be like yeah we're
taking this dog in the og she was very quick
to be like we're taking this dog back and i'm
like like you literally you like what did you
think you were signing up for well in nani's
defense in the original she from the get code
did not think that it was a dog like she's just
like there there's got to be another dog that
we can get yeah but i mean she eventually bought
the the the play though Yeah, I mean, but it
was mostly she was just doing it for like, okay,
well, it's going to make my sister happy. But
Nani in the original was never on board with
Stitch from the very beginning. She only adopted
him because it made Lilo happy. I'm sorry, man.
I'm going to have to defend Nani in the original
with that. I'll give you that one. I'll give
you that one. All right. They enjoy the resort,
but. Stitch, wait, sorry, I'm like totally skipping
around here. Yeah, Nani comments on having a
Stitch CE tour. They enjoy the resort, but Stitch
accidentally causes a table fire, leading to
Nani's dismissal. Nani is visited by Kakoa and
Cobra Bubbles, a CIA agent who is investigating
Stitch's arrival while posing as a social worker.
Kakoa demands that Nani find new employment immediately.
Despite interviews, she is rejected. rejected
due to lilo and stitches antics lilo helps nani
get hired as a surfing instructor and they enjoy
surfing after her first after her first shift
another change i really enjoy that i'll talk
about i like that a lot like they i i really
enjoyed what they added to nani's character in
this version i think they did a great job with
that dude they did they did so well with her
I was like, I'm totally buying this. Cause like
in the OG show, like they talk about her being
like 19. I'm like, that's true. Like that version
of Nani does not feel like 19. She's like mid
to late twenties at the least. Okay. All right.
Fair enough. Yeah. Yeah. I can, I can agree with
that. Cause yeah, this one definitely like, it
seems like she, yeah, she's like in her like.
what would you say like same thing like early
20s in this one yeah yeah she like i think they
say she's 19 oh they do i missed yeah like when
when her parents had pat like her parents have
only been gone for like a year like i believe
that that was something that they mentioned that
they've only been gone for like a year because
she was old enough to take custody of lilo yeah
and then she just kind of deferred her her uh
college shit and it was like was gonna like fully
like pull out of it but yeah due to circumstances
didn't yeah um i haven't seen the the the series
in a while um but like if we're talking about
just like the original like if she is supposed
to be 19 as she is in this one like i could still
buy that like like it made sense especially for
like all the stress that she was going through
and like how she was showcasing like how she
like like she was trying her best but clearly
she was not ready for this like completely understandable
um I feel like both do a good job, even though
they really do a good job with expanding Nani's
story in this one, of where she comes from, who
she is as a character, more than we get in the
original. I still feel that both of them do a
great job of portraying Nani as not only a person,
but how great of a sister she is. Yeah. Both
versions of Nani are great. I'm not going to
try and sit here and argue that. that one's better
than the other they're both great where the the
og nani i felt was more like like it like still
at that like this is why i'm saying like mid
to mid to later 20s like i'd even give you as
early as like 23 ish where she's still at that
age of getting her together yeah but in like
and i'm also comparing this to like future like
other movies and stuff that I've seen her in.
She does have a very like older, like vibe about
her. Like there's one, I forget which, which
it is. I think it's stitch with a glitch where
she's like setting up and like cooking for like
a family night. And like, she gets everyone together
for, for that and like makes a big deal out of
it. And like her and David are still like dating
and everything. And I'm like, that feels like
older older person vibes like older than like
well i mean i mean i mean it sucks but like sometimes
you know even though someone is like super young
like they have to grow up super fast and like
so they're going to act a lot older than their
their actual age so it could be just that like
for what nani and lilo went through and you know
lilo only being six like In both versions, Nani
had to grow up super fast. I know she was 18,
but still, I can't imagine being literally just
about to graduate high school or have already
graduated high school. Your parents unfortunately
die in a car accident. And because you don't
want your sister to go into foster care, you're
the one that takes on the responsibility of raising
her. And everything that comes along with that.
Yeah. Like that, that was a great addition to,
to Nani's character. A great addition. Yeah.
Yeah. It felt like this made me feel a bit more
like, yes, young, like young person watching
another young person. Like it felt like a kid
watching a kid. Yeah, that's fair. And if like,
it felt. It was interesting. And I liked the,
the neighbor to, to, yes, she was kind of like,
she was almost kind of like a, like that, that
side grandparent character. And I loved her.
I did too. Yeah. She was one of the best additions
to this. And I loved that. She was a David's
mom. That was, yeah, that was good. Perfect time.
That was good. Like, yeah, that was great. Why
fricking David was like head over heels for 92.
Like just, yeah, they just were. neighbors yeah
like i'm like i could buy that oh all right um
sorry so yeah so despite interviews she is rejected
due to lilo and stitch's antics lilo helps nani
get hired as a surfing instructor and they enjoy
surfing after her first shift meanwhile jumba
and pleakley unsuccessfully try to capture stitch
while jet skiing causing the pelicate Okay, I'm
sorry. I need to know how to pronounce this name.
Sorry. Is it just going to give me the... It's
probably just going to give me the freaking audio.
It's not going to actually tell me how to...
Yeah, it's freaking just going to give me...
Okay, you know what? Okay, Pelikai. Whoa. Sorry.
Yeah, we'll stick with Pelikai. Yeah. So... Yeah,
so... Where was I? causing the Pelikais and Stitch
to wipe out nearly drowning Lilo when Stitch
sinks. After Lilo's recovery, Kakoa tells Nani
the Hawaiian government can cover the health
insurance costs if she relinquishes her guardianship,
which she reluctantly agrees to. As the sisters
share one last night together, Stitch reflects
on his actions and solemnly returns to the animal
shelter alone. Meanwhile, the ground councilwoman,
frustrated with Jumba's failure to capture Stitch,
cancels their deal and orders Pleakley to return
Jumba to prison. However, Jumba ditches Pleakley
and decides to capture Stitch. Kakoa and Bubbles
arrive the next morning to find that Lilo has
escaped from her bedroom. They and Nani start
searching for her. Lilo finds Stitch at the shelter,
but Jumba arrives to recapture Stitch. They escape
to the... Home and fight Jumba. It's going to
bother me this whole time that I'm getting that
wrong. I'm sure. So they escaped to there. I'm
just going to say to let's just say to Lilo's
house. Yeah, we're just going to say Lilo's house
and fight Jumba destroying her house. There we
go. During the fight, Jumba reveals that Stitch
used Lilo for his protection, leading to guilt
ridden Stitch's surrender. Jumba takes Stitch
abroad. Man, I'm killing this one. Aboard his
spaceship using a portal generating gun intending
to erase Stitch's newfound empathy. However,
Lilo sneaks aboard and frees Stitch and they
eject Jumba from the ship. The ship crashes into
the ocean, trapping Lilo and Stitch underwater.
Stitch rescues her, but as he cannot swim to
the surface, he releases her to let her emerge
and drowns. Nani and David rescue Lilo, but she
refuses to leave Stitch. David returns Lilo to
shore, while Nani swims back to get Stitch from
the ocean floor. They reach shore, but Stitch
remains motionless. After Bubbles finds Pleakley
and they rejoin the group, David revives Stitch
by jump -starting his lungs. Shortly after, the
Grand Councilwoman arrives and re -arrests Jumba.
After seeing Stitch's change of heart, she decides
to let Stitch exile on Earth with his newfound
Ohana. As Lilo and Nani, Stitch, and company
return home, Kakoa tells Nani she can give Lilo's
guardianship to David and Tutu, allowing her
to stay home. The Ohana then repairs the house
and lives happily together. Nani, now attending
the University of California, San Diego to study
marine biology, uses Jumba's portal gun to visit
Lilo and Stitch back on Kaua. I don't know how
the hell to say that. I'm sorry. I hate it because
there's such beautiful words. Sorry. I looked
it up while you were reading. It is Pelikai.
Pelikai. Thank you, Pelikai. Lilo and Nani Pelikai.
Got it. Yeah. Dude, people were giving this movie
some mad shit. There were so many freaking people
on Instagram. I was seeing YouTube shorts about
it. ripping this movie a new asshole over the
whole nani giving lilo up to like to the the
foster system i'm like she like if you watch
the movie you freaking dickheads like you'd understand
why yeah no like seriously like freaking if yeah
if you were putting the nani shoes like come
on what would you do Yeah, it was literally first
day on the job. She had no health coverage. She
was literally going to drown in medical debt.
Yep. That's what she was facing. And she made
the smart call to come up with the best scenario
for Lilo. And yeah, ultimately, it saved both
of their asses. like yeah like everyone's giving
her such a hard time and just like oh so she
chose to go like abandon her like apparently
ohana like nobody left behind means abandon your
your kid sister to go to college in a different
state which she wasn't even thinking about college
when she signed over her rights to lilo yeah
i feel that didn't come i didn't come to literally
be drowning in debt for the rest of your life
and she knew that she sorry No, no, no. It was
it was the smartest call. It was that or it was
literally a case of like either you sit there
and drown in debt and eventually get her forcibly
taken away or you sign over your rights now and
make this as amicable as possible. And then the
state covers it. And then you have kind of this
weight lifted off your shoulders, which just
kind of stands like. It's a bit of a theme against
the American health care system, which sucks
dick. True that. Seriously. The only valid complaint
about what happened with Nani's story is that
the best marine biology program in the world,
or at least in the United States, is in Hawaii.
And so the fact that she wasn't. Yeah. And natives
get like a discount when they attend there. Oh,
so personally, like I said, valid complaint because
they're just saying like, oh, the best programs
in California. And it's like, no, it's in Hawaii.
Did not know that. Well, the movie's just dropping
now. Yeah. And so I was like, OK, yeah, it is
kind of shitty that they were show like kind
of sending her to Hawaii. or saying her to california
instead of like i'm like hawaii's made up of
different freaking islands like that would be
like why didn't she just like go travel into
a different island just as difficult true or
it could be just as difficult but yeah it's like
yeah okay like valid valid complaint because
it just was like yeah it's just like trying to
make it seem like hawaii isn't capable on their
own when they have the best program for exactly
what she's wanting to go into i'm like fair totally
fair but still not really the point yeah and
freaking you think that the fact that you know
she can use the freaking portal gun to see lilo
and and stitch whenever she wants that that would
shut people up like oh i know she can see her
sister whenever she wants but no people are still
throwing a fit yeah i'm like like they found
they found a way that she could literally sit
like you know like when they were skyping i'm
like oh okay yeah that's awesome that you know
they can stay in contact with that way but then
when she surprised her coming through the portal
like that's great i love that like come on yeah
it's it's interesting because it's like the movie
started out like this is getting into character
development the story started out with lilo and
nani feeling like guardian child And ended with
them feeling like sisters. Yes, that is a fantastic
way to put it. Like I'm even thinking back to
the the original, the original, like it felt.
It's it was always hard for me to click that
Nani is Lilo's sister and not her mother. Or
her like. oh really i always yeah i like i know
that that's like the situation like i know that
nani's lilo's sister but i always viewed her
more as like an aunt or like in the mother role
like a very maternal role and so yeah seeing
nani and lilo acting like sisters was great yeah
i freaking like love that so that i thought that
was a good change and honestly say i've heard
this a lot too jumba being the bad guy not a
horrible call it wasn't um like it made sense
like i get why they had to do that because you
know freaking uh captain gantu wasn't in this
version which um okay i need to go on a little
tirade here gantu being the bad guy is bullshit
that is absolute bullshit homeboy was given a
mission he accomplished said mission The only
reason that he's viewed as the bad guy is because
Stitch escaped. And then he was basically, like,
stealing Lilo. Yeah, fair enough. And the Galactic
Council was straight up going to annihilate the
planet before Pleakley stepped in to save the
goddamn mosquitoes. They didn't give a shit about
humans. So, yeah, Gantu not being educated in
Earth culture and whatnot obviously doesn't give
a flying shit about these humans. So the fact
that he's like talking and being like, oh, look,
I got you a snack. That's how he views humans.
You pieces of shit. And he accomplished his job.
And the fact that he got fired from his position
is absolute bullshit. Gantu was a man that was
doing his goddamn job and got freaking punished
for it. Dude, you said. i'm shocked you haven't
started the hashtag justice for captain gantu
or just just hashtag justice for gantu yeah dude
and like every episode that iris watches where
gantu's trying to like where he's basically the
bad guy of the series i'm just like this is a
horse shit like he gets fired and he has to go
work for like for a different evil scientist
that's absolute garbage homeboy was doing his
job i don't think i've ever met someone so strongly
that feels so strongly about how captain gantu
was um seen in the wrong way gantu was like it
dirty he was done so dirty uh i will say the
so like yeah the change with jumba like it worked
it made sense for this iteration um the only
thing that i missed was seeing him with like
the rest of everybody like at the end like the
whole like you know like the whole like like
ohana family thing like but that's just me comparing
it to the original um but like they're the way
that they took this them to sing everyone together
like that yeah so but the way that they tell
it in this one especially because gantu not gantu
sorry jumba is a lot more um like He's focused
on getting Stitch in the original, but it feels
like he is a lot more focused in this one, which
makes complete sense. The way that they made
him into the villain and the way that they played
it out, him ditching Pleakley after they get
fired, him finally wanting to catch 626 and finish
the job. It made sense. I know a lot of freaking
fans of the original are pissed about that. I
love the original Lilo and Stitch. It is probably
in my top three favorite, not only Disney animated
films, but probably top five animated. Okay.
I'm going to rephrase that top three favorite
Disney animated films, but I would put it in
my top five favorite animated films of all time.
The original Lilo stitch is just that fricking
good. It is a masterpiece, but because like,
I feel that the people that are complaining about
the changes that they made in this one are the
people that. with like the original with lion
king when they remade that oh well it's the exact
same thing just you know told in live action
like they didn't change anything it's the same
people bitching about that yeah you picky bitches
no no like seriously like okay so you don't want
them to change anything but then you complain
about that um and then when they do change stuff
that works for the story like it's not like oh
well what the hell that doesn't make any sense
like they they made the whole jumba thing make
perfect sense it works with this version you
you you freaking just blow your tops about it
yeah freaking bullshit and honestly if a remake
jumba jumba be like not being a bad guy in the
original crazy to me absolutely original it like
it like see the thing about the original and
i know like you're uh your thing with gantu i
completely yeah i completely agree i honestly
i get this for but but because you bring in gantu
in the original it made they made it make sense
why jumba is um is not out to like like um why
he's not the villain of it he is just you know
like he wants to capture his uh his experiment
and but like you know like at the end you know
like he he you know turns well i mean yeah i
guess like you know like he decides oh well you
know let's let's not um just take stitch like
let's actually help this family you know yada
yada yada um but in the remake the way that they
tell not only jumba's story but also pleakley
um you know like i i feel that they did a really
good job in the original and they did a really
good job in this one as well And hell, actually,
in this one, they might have done a better job
in showcasing their relationship. Actually, Jumba
and Pleakley's. If we're not like talking about
like with the sequels in the series, I feel that
you actually got to understand their relationship
more in this one. And honestly, I thought it
was a little I'm not going to say no. OK, no,
I'm not going to say that. But just like both
iterations, I enjoy. um and i love that the way
that they tell both iterations of jumba and politely
but the changes that they needed to make to the
characters especially jumba in this one i feel
it made sense like yeah like you know like if
you're thinking well you know in lilo and stitch
to stitch has a glitch like when stitch actually
dies spoiler alert um you see jumba like literally
crying over his body like yeah like i get where
you're coming from because you know stitch was
his creation it's like his child but the way
that they tell this version of Jumba and like,
you know, like how powerful stitches and like
what stitch can do for, for Jumba and like him
wanting to even expand, um, um, into more than
what stitch could be. Cause he mentions six to
seven. Um, like I, I can't be mad of the direction
that they went with Jumba. Like I know it's,
it's completely different. Like I know a lot
of people don't love that. He's the villain of
this movie, but if we're ignoring, what they
did with Jumba in the sequels, everything. We're
just focusing on this remake, which that's what
you're supposed to do. Try not to compare it
to the original, even though I know it's really
hard. The direction that they take the character
of Jumba, it makes complete sense. Yeah. End
of rant. No, I'm with you, dude. Even re -watching
the original, I'm like, they could have easily
still made Jumba the bad guy here. And, yeah.
Take away Gantu, they kind of have to. I know.
Straight up. There's no other way. There was
no other way to do it. You couldn't make him
a bad guy. But it's just the way. I'm thinking
about the way that he acted in the original,
too. Because he straight up just freaking comes
barreling through the front door. Starting just
shooting left and right. You know that Danny
DeVito? meme where he's just like so i just start
blasting so yeah that's like so it did that with
jumpa yeah that's what he did oh that's yeah
it's true yeah he seriously just freaking freaking
pop shots off at stitch oh yeah freaking while
lilo's still there like yeah yeah and you expect
me to freaking root for this guy i was like i
was rooting for pleakley because pleakley is
like oh shit goes and snatches lilo and like
we need get them fuck out of here it starts like
all an ass like pleakley also kind of done was
done super dirty in the og2 the way that he was
fired for like failing his mission or whatnot
i'm like no you sent him to watch jumba like
he did his job too and then you and that like
i what i liked about this is that he wasn't fired
he was told like all right you're take him into
custody we'll come and like retrieve you guys
and we'll come and like get six to six ourselves
blah blah blah i'm like all right cool like totally
down for that and then at the end when it's like
we need someone to oversee his uh like stitch
being in exile um And then he volunteers to stay
on earth. Like totally makes sense with like
his absolute love for the earth. Like that, that
is showcased. Like it's, it works perfectly.
And so that was the one thing that never made
sense that they just like, like it made sense
for like Jumba to be like, ah, shit, like not
liking to be stuck on earth, but politically
should have been psyched. Like his attitude about
it was like, i'm like i love that they changed
that in in this version that they made him like
excited to stay on earth and it and it fit well
and i love the director like how he was like
doing like a he was answering questions online
and everyone's just like so why didn't you make
pleakley a cross dresser like why'd you do the
the clone transformation thing and he's like
well one it's cheaper And he's like, but two.
And then he pulls out all these concept arts
of it. And he's like, we tried. I saw that. I'm
like, dude, mad respect. Yeah. Like, at least
you gave it an effort. But I think they did,
like, the perfect happy medium and just made
Pleakley's. Like, he was still, like, dressing
very, like, flamboyantly and just wearing, like,
whatever the hell. Like, I love it. And then,
yeah, Jumba's made sense because he was just
wearing whatever the hell his clone was wearing.
Yeah. So I will say there is one. OK, there's
one character change, and I think it just affects
the character all in all that. Like, I didn't
really care for him that much, if at all, in
this one. And that's Bubbles. Like, I really
did not care that much for Cobra Bubbles. Yeah,
they did him dirty. The like. The social worker
that they have, Miss Kakoa. Yeah, love her addition.
Yeah, she was great. And the fact that she had
been working with Nani and Lilo for a while,
and she was trying to give Nani the benefit of
the doubt, really trying to cut her some slack.
She understood what she was going through. I
really liked that. That was good. But because
you have this new social worker, it takes away
from... cobra bubbles character and what his
you know like original purpose was in the original
movie um to where he's just a c he's like a cia
agent well i mean he was a cia agent in the original
um he's for now but he'd worked with aliens that's
what it was Yeah. Whereas in this one, you know,
like, oh, he makes it his mission now after finding
out about Stitch to track him down. And so that's
why he becomes a social worker in disguise. And
just it I just it freaking lot like it just didn't
work for the care. Like, I guess it worked for
the way that they were going with the story for
Cobra Bubbles, but it made you care about him
so much less than the original. And I'm not giving
any hate towards the actor. I think he did great
at what he was given. It's just they really botched
Cobra's character in this one. When it comes
to all the changes in this movie, that is my
least favorite. What they did with Cobra Bubbles.
Yeah. I'm with you there, dude. um i love the
addition of tutu oh yeah she was great um and
then david he was pretty pretty good too like
i liked his character a lot i feel that he got
a little more to do in the original but the way
that they you know had his character be in this
one like i was perfectly fine with it I really
like unlike Cobra Bubbles, the fact that like
David kind of I personally I feel had a little
little less to do in this version. It made sense.
It worked. I really didn't have any problems
with that. Yeah. Getting into Stitch, though,
I there were some things that were definitely
missing from Stitch as a character. Like I think
him being like designed for evil and everything
was. A little. It wasn't touched upon. It was
more that he. Just didn't know any better. I
think the thing. No that's fair. I was thinking
about this. Like in the original. When we first
start the movie. And it goes from. Stitch and
Jumba. And then we get to. Everything that happens
in that scene. And then we actually. Go to Lilo
and Nani. And the whole Hawaii setting. The getting
from space to Hawaii, it's about, I think, because
I actually checked it a couple days ago. It's
about 10 to 12 minutes. It's about 10 minutes
into the movie before we get to Lilo and Nani.
In this one, I mean, you know, I couldn't time
it, but it definitely felt less than that. It
did. I think they rushed the beginning. Yep,
exactly. They definitely rushed. rushed the beginning
with uh jumba and uh and stitch especially just
really just stitch in general and his um his
origin and like like you said like why he's supposed
to be evil and all that stuff so like i feel
because of that they didn't establish stitch
as well as they did in the original no they didn't
for sure like because it was seriously he was
up there they had some funny gags which when
he's like, he's evil, he's strong and he's like
indestructible. He's smart. And then I love that
little like where they're playing that, that
what I'm assuming space chess and then Gemma's
like, yeah, so breaks the table, like love that.
You know, that was great. But yeah, they go through
that. He has his like iconic vulgar, like alien
vulgarity line. And then they drop him down.
Like after the sentencing and he's immediately
in the cage for like not even a minute. And then,
yeah, I was super fast. Yeah. Immediately escapes.
And then it's just like, boom, then it's the
red. He's in the red spaceship. Hyperdrive. Boom.
Gone. And you're just like, like it almost gives
you a little bit like I feel one another change
that I feel. i liked um because in the original
when you know nani's looking for a job and lilo
and stitch are following her behind um lilo is
just really introducing stitch to uh elvis and
you know it it's very much fun scenes like i
really enjoyed what um they uh did with that
and just like um lilo kind of trying to showcase
um how uh how stitch could i guess make elvis
uh work with him being good Um, stuff like that,
because in the original, you know, like when
they're at Nani's, uh, Luau job, Lilo points
out like, this is your badness level. We need
to lower it. It's a lot. It's a, it's way too
high for a, uh, for an animal, your size, they
do the same thing in this one. But, um, when
Lilo show, you know, Lilo does the same thing
showcases, Hey, this is your evil. We really
need to work on that. I like that in this one.
It's actually Lilo showcasing, oh, hey, this
is the good that you can do. Don't break stuff.
Help clean this. Help out people. I really liked
that change. It was Lilo really trying to showcase,
hey, this is how you can be good, Stitch. Yeah.
It was so good. Like you said, good changes.
This one's tough, dude. The original, I would
honestly put in like the 91, 92 range in terms
of story. This one, I'm not going to put quite
as high. I'm almost leaning more towards like
84, 85. Because it was still a rocking story.
Because, I mean, obviously it's pulling a lot
of beats from the original. Lots of good changes.
Some that weren't. as good but the movie like
other than the beginning where it gives you a
freaking whiplash getting to earth and everything
it had good flow like you weren't bored at all
through it no my only like real complaint is
that it does feel very fast paced yes it does
um that's fair because like yeah i'm with you
like i'd probably be i'm definitely in the 90s
with the original story like i'd probably say
like i'm at like a 94 maybe 95. So with me definitely
being lower with this one story, I'd probably
be like a little higher than you at like an 86.
Okay. Yeah. I think I'm going, I'm going to be
at like an 83. Okay. That's fair. All right.
Moving on over to writing. I mean, some of the
jokes I don't feel landed super well, like a
lot of the jokes. Like, I mean, some that, you
know, like classic lines that were updated, like
when Lilo tells David, oh, trust me, she likes
you. I read her text messages. She likes your,
was it, she likes your butt and your fancy hair.
Yeah. But it's like in the original, she says,
I read her diary. She says same thing. She likes
her, she likes your butt and your fancy hair.
Yeah. So like, you know, like just, just one
word going from saying diary to text. made sense
it worked um but um like i don't know like i
i feel for the most part the writing was pretty
good um i agree with you like some of the jokes
did not land um uh trying to think of like how
did you feel about uh like like i mean i loved
the opening uh you know like once we like get
to the hawaii And that was it. I don't know how
to say it. When that started playing, I just
was smiling ear to ear. I'm just like, oh, my
God, this is just bringing me back to the original.
And this just makes me so happy. And I love that
they opened it with her dropping a sandwich off.
That was freaking so many people are just it
wasn't it wasn't a Peter Butter sandwich. I'm
like. Who cares if as long as they don't mention
like I know she Lilo mentions, oh, you know,
like Pudge controls the weather, but that's all
she says. She doesn't mention anything about
peanut butter or anything. So like in this iteration,
all we can all we assume is this like, oh, she
gives him a sandwich. I'm assuming it's kind
of like in the original every Thursday. So like
because she gives him a sandwich, the weather's
good, like nothing bad will happen again. on
like what happened with her parents the because
they don't freaking explain like oh why i asked
me a peanut butter sandwich i think it's fine
that it's not a peanut butter sandwich in this
one cool calm down people i i do say i did miss
that little rant though that is one of my favorite
rants from the original oh i i did too don't
don't get me wrong like yeah i i love that scene
but like the fact that like at least she said
pudge controls the weather i'm just like okay
you know what i'll take it Just because a lot
of those lines and stuff, they do resonate with
people from the original. Like I said, I was
super bummed out because my favorite line, and
I'll laugh at it every time, even when my daughter's
watching the movie six times in a row, I always
laugh when she's talking about... Like, I had
to go to the store to buy peanut butter. And,
like, because we had, or, like, she gave me a
tuna sandwich. And she's like, do you know what
tuna is? And he's like, fish. I love her little,
it's fish. If I can't punch fish, I'll be an
abomination. No, that's fair. I will go to the
store to buy peanut butter. one line that i would
and it's i feel it's because you know the the
um the girls on in her kula class definitely
don't get as much to do as in the original i'm
fine with that i love i i i love their hatred
in the original like it's it's horrible what
lilo goes through with them but just especially
myrtle um i i i i love her and i hate her in
the original um but you know going with uh you
know cobra bubbles being the um the uh oh my
god i'm forgetting the term here um uh oh my
god social worker uh social worker thank you
i don't know how that why that word just freaking
escaped my brain But when he comes the first
time after Lilo locks Nani out and she freaking
she draws her friends or so -called friends on
spoons, throws them in a pickle jar and then
shakes it up and just dead eye looks at Cobra
Bubbles just like my friends need to be punished.
One of my favorite. OG Lilo is unhinged. she
is that is arguably like my favorite line that
she says in that movie it's just so just dead
eye at cobra at cobra bubbles that her friends
just need to be punished it's just so amazing
so funny um so like i i will admit i i missed
that that line in this one um so yeah there's
definitely some lines that like people that absolutely
love the original like me and caleb we definitely
missed um but like though they were able to incorporate
like some of them into it so like it worked so
like i wasn't fully mad that we missed some lines
like i i understood why dude try like i was thinking
about this too like holding this like the girl
who's because all my like a lot of my favorite
lines came from lilo and that's yeah trying Trying
to hold this young girl who's brand new to acting,
trying to hold her to the standard of an animated
character is impossible. And it's just completely
unrealistic. You're not going to get all of the
intricacy, like all the things that you loved
about the OG Lilo. You're not going to get that
in live action Lilo. But I thought she killed
it. Oh, I don't think they could have picked
anyone better. I thought she was perfect as Lilo.
Yeah. Literally from the first casting or the
first interview that I saw her in, I'm just like,
okay, yeah. No, she's perfect for Lilo. Yeah,
sold. One of the things I was really glad that
they were able to get in was when Nani and the
social worker were... like going to the back
of the house and she's like uh uh please hold
on for a second and then she sneaks in and like
turns off lilo's music and you just hey like
i'm like yes like you nailed it another one that
i love that they kept was uh uh the uh whole
um uh what was it why why don't you get a rabbit
instead well at least it would be more behaved
than you you'll put yeah you'd like it better
because it's smarter too and just like them yelling
at each other in the best line and they included
in this one and made me so happy when nani shouts
go to your room lilo i'm already in my room slams
the door and they both grab a pillow and shove
it over their face and scream into it that made
me so happy that that scene was in this movie
Yeah. So good. So good. Writing, I think I'm
going to be slightly lower because it was good.
I don't think they added anything. All of their
best lines were stuff that was in the OG, unfortunately.
I don't think they added anything. It was a good
dialogue. Actually, I'm thinking more in like
79. I don't think it quite cracked eighties for
me. It was, it was close. It was really close
though, but it just wasn't on par with the original.
Like, and I think that they, with how good the
cast was, you could have given us some like iconic
dialogue or given us something that was a little
bit more memorable than what we got, especially
when you're throwing in some like heavy hitters,
like the fricking, like go to your room. i'm
already in my room well i'm thinking like the
oh you sure that's a dog yeah that was that was
classic um i don't know like despite you know
like stuff you know like missing um and you know
like the the new lines not being as good as the
original like i i i still feel that like it it
works its way into still being in the 80s um
so i think i'm at an 81 for writing fair enough
All right, moving on over to acting. Oh, shit.
We got, how do you say her name? Maya. I think
it's, yeah, Maya Kealoha. Maya Kealoha, who plays
Lee Kealoha. Sorry, I think that's how you say
it. Maya Kealoha. Let's just go, Maya Kealoha,
who plays Lee Lo. Sure. Then we got Sydney Agudong,
who plays Nani. We got Chris Sanders, who does
the voice for Stitch, the man, the myth, the
legend. Oh, yeah. We got Zach Galifianakis, who
plays Jumba. Billy Magnuson, who plays Pleakley.
Amy Hill, who does the voice for, or not the
voice, who does, or who plays Tutu, the neighbor.
Dudoit, or Dudoit, who plays David. Courtney
B. Vance, who plays Cobra Bubbles. Tia Carrera,
who plays Mrs. Kakoa. And then Hannah Waddingham,
who plays the Grand Councilwoman. She is also,
like, my big crush right now. I love her. Love
it. I'm assuming our number one is going to be
the same with Lilo. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah,
no, no. Maya, for this being her first movie,
they... Her first acting ever. Yeah. Even more
impressive. Yeah, they knocked it out of the
park, casting her as Lilo. I got the same vibes
from the original of how much I loved Lilo in
her version of the character. She was amazing.
And... I feel props to her for having to act
a lot of her scenes out with a character that's
not there with Stitch being CGI. She did an incredible
job. Fantastic. And the emotional moments that
she had to be a part of, I think she just absolutely
killed it. Like I literally have no, the people
that are giving this little girl like beef for
like, Oh, not like, like, Oh, it's, you know,
she's not as good as the original. Go through
yourselves. She's a child. You assholes. Also
the fricking, the actress that played her in
the original, she was a child too. It's going
to be different. I hate to tell you that, but
it's going to be different. And also fricking
voice act, voice acting and acting. They are
very, very different. Voice acting is hard and
also acting is very hard. And so, like, I'm sorry
to tell you this, like, they are going to be
different. But personally, I feel that she got
the characterization of Lilo down. She was everything
that the character embodies. Like, she was just,
like I said, they couldn't have gotten a better
little girl to play Lilo. She was absolutely
perfect. Yeah, she was. So anyone giving her
a hard time can go royally screw themselves.
Yes, they can. She was fantastic. Number two.
All right. Who's your number two? I'd give to
Nani. She was amazing. She was fantastic. Yeah,
same here. Yeah. Okay. Hell yeah. Yeah. The character
of Nani in the original. I love her to death.
I know she's a side character, but she's one
of my favorite Disney characters. And, you know,
the struggle of what she goes through with, you
know, being a, you know, a sister that literally
has to raise her her young sister on her own.
Yeah, it's it's insane what she went through.
And, you know, sometimes I feel, you know, like.
you know me and my sister didn't go through the
same thing that nani and lilo went through um
but the circumstances that me and my sister went
through growing up um and what both of us were
thrown into sometimes and i think that's also
why i love the original so much that i can in
a way kind of relate to lilo and nani um and
so like especially in this one um when you know
nani has to sign away her rights to for lilo
and you know having um the scene where you know
nani and lilo have that special moment at night
um singing that song with each other and just
moments throughout of of their uh their sister
bond um like i said me and my sister you know
we didn't have the we did not have the same thing
happen to us but like i could still relate to
their to their bond because um I love my sister.
I really do. I love her to death now, and I loved
her growing up. And so the bond that Lilo and
Nani have, I feel I have the same bond with my
sister. And so I've always loved, when it comes
to Disney relationships, Lilo and Nani are freaking
up there for me. I just love the sisterhood that
they have. And so seeing it done so well in this
one, um just freaking just made my heart happy
and i caught myself tearing up a couple times
throughout this movie because of how good they
did uh with lilo and nani's relationship um so
yeah the and everything that they add to the
character of nani and how sydney portrays it
um you know with the whole like uh how incredible
she is at surfing uh and um her loving marine
biology and that's you know like what she ends
up uh going to study in school um just yeah just
she was she was fantastic she was incredible
um so yeah sydney number two um and then number
three i mean just because like his voice is just
just as good well i don't know okay it's like
a coin flip between these two So I'm going to
put, yeah, okay. I'm going to put the guy that
played Pleakley at number three. What was his
name? Really? Like I said, it's a coin. Billy
Magnuson. Billy Magnuson. Like you said, it's
a coin. God damn it. No. Okay. Sorry. I keep
going back and forth with this. No. Number three.
I'm going to give to. oh my god uh who played
stitch i'm forgetting his name uh chris sanders
chris sanders thank you i'm sorry chris sanders
i gotta give him number three like now thinking
about it like lisa it's it's more so like a coin
flip but chris sanders voice is just so iconic
as stitch and you know even though like you know
like we don't get to explore stitch as much in
this one. Like his story. Isn't that well set
up as in the original, you still love him so
much as his voice that like, come on, like you,
you'd love this man. You, you love everything
that he does. And so, yeah, I got to give my
man, Chris Sanders, number three, his voice was
once again, amazing as stitch, but Billy, Billy
Matterson. I think that. I think that was Magnuson
Magnuson. My bad. I feel it's either a coin flip
or he's a close damn number four because his
trail of Pleakley was just so damn good. Like
his voice was great. And the way that he portrayed
him when he was just a human loved it. He was
fantastic. Like literally he gave me the same
like vibes and joy that I got from the original
actor that played him. So yeah, I'd give him
number four or it's a, it's a toss up between
him and Chris Sanders. Everyone else is great.
Like really. And I think Zach Galifianakis, Zach
Galifianakis, it took me a minute to get used
to his voice as Jumba. Like I, like after like
the first scene, like I'm okay. All right. That,
that that's Jumba's voice in this. Like it took
me a minute. Like I will fully admit it took
me a minute to get used to Galifianakis his voice.
But he did. I don't know if I ever got used to
it. really i mean that's fair that is completely
even at the end of the movie i'm like this isn't
working dude that that fair that that is completely
fair um but yeah uh over like everyone did great
but those those would be my top three that's
actually exactly what my top three looks like
too and even my four let's go um i i you yeah
you you You hit it on the head. I have nothing
to add, honestly. You covered it all. So where
are you sitting with your acting grade? I don't
think I'm in the 90s. Hold on. Pause a moment.
Okay. You good? Sorry. no you good okay that's
a big ass freaking roach oh shit oh shit okay
yeah fun hey um yeah yeah let me see if that
speeds things up a little bit for us all right
um yeah so where were you sitting with your uh
with your acting score um so i don't think i'm
in the 90s but like i said i feel everyone did
a did a pretty pretty damn good job Um, so acting,
you know, I think I'm going to be at an 88. I'm
just a hair lower than a decent amount below.
I'm sitting in 84. Um, I enjoyed everyone's performance.
I don't think there was anyone that like blew
me away by their, by their performance here.
It was, it was pretty on par with what I, I thought.
but yeah the uh the main like maya the girl played
lilo just i i thought she was great so i think
i think her performance alone is is what brings
this up as high everyone else like i think they
gave decent performances nothing oscar worthy
or anything but that's fair so yeah i'm sitting
at an 84. fair all right next up we got character
development which I thought it was pretty good.
Yeah, I would definitely say so. I'm assuming
we're doing this on Nani. I would say, yeah.
I mean, you could do it on either of them. I
mean, that's true. I mean, hell yeah, you could
combine. Like, should we combine them? Or should
we just do it on one or the other? We could probably
do both of them together. Okay. Which... Yeah,
like, getting into, like, how they started off,
where it was very, like, I'm the guardian, you're
the kid. Like, just that kind of dynamic starting
off and trying to do what's best for her. Like,
Dani always was trying to do what was best for
Lilo. And ultimately, it led to some different
decisions. that she didn't necessarily care for
like having to turn her over into the put her
in the foster system and i i love the little
addition that they added kind of to the art tutu
added to the like ohana like nobody gets left
behind and how she said like told nani like that
includes like including yourself like you can't
leave yourself behind and i'm like i love that
yeah no that was great yeah it was a it was a
good arc and then it was it was fun like watching
nani kind of uh get back into the things that
like brought made like kind of brought her joy
like surfing and how carrying like the big ass
freaking weights underwater like that's how she
trained and everything like that was pretty cool
yeah that was really cool like really good addition
and it's yeah like They get to a point of, like,
a happy family. Everyone's kind of taken care
of. Like, yes, Nani's out, like, living her life,
like, going to college and whatnot. But she's
still there for Lilo. Yep. And they show that,
obviously, with the goddamn portal gun. You're
going to bitch and complain that she's in California
when she has a device that literally warps space
to her whim? yeah no like seriously like here's
what i think stupid that i think it's stupid
that she has a dorm room in the first place i
mean fair yeah i'm like are you shitting me you
have a literal device that can send you anywhere
that you want to go in an instant and you're
still going to try and pay for or like i mean
i guess it's a full ride scholarship so i don't
know if they pay for dorms in that situation
but i would assume so but yeah that feels like
wasted money a little bit um but like the fact
that like lilo even at the end is just like nani
like this is what you should do like it doesn't
change like our relationship where i still love
you you still love me like follow your dreams
like that was i loved that moment between her
her and Nani. Yeah. I'm trying to think of any
other growth that happened between them. It was
good. I'd say slightly above average overall.
Yeah. I thought they had a good arc. They started
off at a lower point that just progressively
got worse and then like worked its way up to
getting to being better yeah and i it was it
was good it was like a good sturdy arc it was
definitely which i i would put that like 85 like
that would be one of the higher categories for
me out of like these four yeah you know i think
i'm i think i'll match you on that one all right
next up we got effects uh rubbery um yeah i mean
i feel um like stitch looked good like i feel
for the most part like a lot of probably most
of the whole budget was spent on making sure
that like stitch looked like he was really there
which you know fair enough that that's completely
fair um but that caused um some other characters
to look oh um mainly jumba and pleakley there
was some shit i couldn't get over with those
two jumba like starting off with jumba why was
he furry i always thought that he was like more
i don't know what i expected i've always thought
he was more lizard like like not really like
scales but like like an elephant Thinking back
to the original, I think like it is not like
implied isn't said, but like I think like you
can tell a little bit by the animation that it
is supposed to be hair. Is it really? I think
so. I'm going to look. I mean, he has like the
way he's drawn. It looks like purple skin. And
then he has like a few like hairs that stick
up. But in this, it's like his whole he's like
a mole. Where he has hair throughout his entire
body. Other than the majority of his face. It's
really odd to look at. This is what I hate about
the budget of this movie. Because the budget
was $100 million. And the original plan for this
remake was that it was supposed to just be on
Disney+. But then they decided to put it on...
put in theaters well my question is how far into
production did you decide to do that and if it
was like before you know like everything was
finalized and all that stuff why couldn't you
have given this more money this movie more money
to improve these designs yeah okay i just found
one or an image where everyone got turned into
little kids and jumba Yeah, the purple on his,
like, it kind of, like, puffs up. So it does
resemble hair. Okay. Okay. I am a little bit
more forgiving. Still freaking weird. But I think
seeing it in live action just kind of highlights
how funky Jumbo looks. Dude, I felt like Pleakley
didn't look as, like, whoa. But like, it was
kind of like the same thing a little bit. Like
when he first like entered the scene dressed
as a cowboy, which was fricking, that was great.
I loved that. He's just like, well, I'm studying,
you know, the earth's terms of cow and boy and
how they're combined. It's some show that was,
I thought was pretty funny. But yeah, like when
he first enters and you see his eye, you're just
like, Oh, jarring. Yeah. That is a perfect word
for it. yeah like bleakly has always been like
the super fun like oh like kind of more the cutesy
character and then seeing him like this you're
just oh god like not just trying not to make
direct eye contact with him it was it was rough
dude anytime he was in like alien mode i'm just
like can you switch back please how'd you feel
about a councilwoman i thought she looked great
yeah she hers transitioned well like she she
looked fine um the the extra little cast of other
like aliens and stuff like all of them looked
good yeah like it was just obviously freaking
jumba and pleakley like we're just dude i i kind
of i kind of hate to see like i don't think he'd
look as bad he'd probably be on the same level
as the congresswoman um but like i i'd still
be very interested to see how gantu would look
in live action after seeing this i don't know
how well they could have pulled that off like
after seeing this and they're just like yeah
he just didn't work with the story and i'm like
you know what i'll i'll take it like that's fine
are you sure he didn't work with the story or
just he didn't look work well with animation
like i'm i'm okay with either or yeah i'm just
looking through pictures of him like yeah it's
it's rough but haley stitch looked good like
yeah stitch amazing yeah it's just the rest of
the uh the rest that didn't translate super well
to live action yeah i just looking i don't know
if gantu would have worked and like whatsoever
that's fair is jarring Just super jarring. Overall,
though, I think I'm sitting at like an 83 for
the effects. They were good enough, but it did
feel very low budget. That's fair. I think I'm
going to actually be one point lower than you
at an 82. Fair. All right, music. Oh, man. Straight
up, dude. 10 out of 10. dude you know what i
was um i initially was at a nine because the
original was a 10 but you know what you don't
even got to try to talk me up to it if you're
giving it a 10 i will gladly give it a 10 yeah
like this soundtrack is so good and what i love
is that they updated it too yes yeah freaking
um when it comes to like updated versions of
like classic disney songs this is the freaking
way to do it Like, like I said, like with the
opening, when I'm, I know I'm not getting it
right, but the, however you say it, I feel bad
that I can't say the opening song. Yes. The opening
song for Lilo and Stitch. Yeah. I got the fricking
same vibes that I did from the original. I was
just smiling ear to ear. I'm just like, ah, this
is just perfect. This is fantastic. And then
it just got better with Hawaiian roller coaster
ride. excellent rendition of it fantastic i was
smiling ear to ear with that one too and then
freaking the um the ending burning love loves
that version as well fantastic like you freaking
you guys killed it yeah you guys absolutely killed
it like i can't even think of like the only song
i feel like they didn't play was hound dog oh
yeah that's yeah because the only scene that
you really see like them showcasing um elvis
is the uh well one with uh lilo when she comes
home and was just playing the right um the record
player and then also when she's showcasing the
nani that uh stitch can play the music through
his his mouth that was great and i love in this
one because like in the original pay attention
yeah the original because like lilo wakes nani
up so she's like half awake and she's just like
the hell but yeah nani's like just trying to
you know like get these like bills paid or something
she's like oh yeah i'm watching oh yeah yeah
that that's definitely so cool and leo's just
like really like you're seeing this right this
is like a superpower here dude i love that like
both both iterations of that joke just or killer
yeah no where it was just like yeah one in one
she's just not paying attention at all and then
the other she's like half asleep and just like
what like i love how it like cuts to her face
when his mouth is open that was easily one of
the i'm like i'm so glad they kept that in yeah
me too it was great yeah the only other one like
the other like joke or elvis related thing that
i wish they would have kept in was him playing
the little guitar solo for suspicious minds like
in the beach Yeah, obviously, like, I don't think
they would have had like a crowd or anything,
but I would have liked that because that's like
one of my favorite bits. That's not fair. I do
appreciate in like the end credits. They actually
do have him wearing. Yes. No, no. That was great.
I was like, OK, all right. Love this. This is
fantastic. I could leave the theater happy now.
Seriously. Yeah, but I there's no way I could
justify giving it any lower. Like if they had
played exactly the same songs. like like it seriously
would have been like a one for one i might have
been a little bit more hesitant about giving
it a 10 but because they gave us like an updated
new rendition of them perfect like this is exactly
how it should be agreed yeah um all right next
up we got costumes so this can tie into character
design with like jumba and pleakley but obviously
we can include stitch on this which stitch looked
amazing he has always had such an inconsistent
size fair like i'm thinking back to the the seat
like in the og where he um where he launches
himself up to gantu ship and like bust through
and he's like this tiny little ball oh she's
a bitch one second got another Got another bug
to deal with. Okay. God damn it. Did you get
him? I got him. I'm sorry, man. That was really
funny to watch. Oh, man. I freaking hate dealing
with that shit. All right. Anyway, other than
Stitch, dude, I had my issues with Jumba and
Pleakley. I will say I did like that they still
incorporated. I mean, she didn't wear it the
whole time, but they incorporated Lilo's classic
red dress with the white flowers. Yes. Loved
that. Oh, I was looking up today. This is totally
unrelated. The woman who played the social worker,
she was the OG voice for Nani. That is awesome.
Right? That is awesome. The woman who played
Tutu, she was the shop owner with the big ass
freaking glasses, the old lady. Oh, yeah. And
then Nani's boss at the luau, the one that kept
getting on her ass. Yeah. That was the voice
for David. No shit. Yeah. Oh, that's awesome.
Kind of sick, right? Yeah. Oh, my God. I love
that. Yeah, I forget. Brielle was showing me
those little notes, and I'm like, that is dope.
Oh, I love that so much. That is fantastic. Yeah.
Anyway, getting back to costumes or character
design, I think Stitch would be an easy 10 out
of 10. yes absolutely like they they they made
him look exactly how he should have dude freaking
i remember all the leaks that were coming out
before they finally showcased how he was gonna
look and like how everyone was just like sweating
bullets like oh my god he's gonna look terrifying
like he's just gonna look horrible and then freaking
everyone when they saw the design they're just
like oh it's literally just animated turned live
action like yeah that's what it was gonna be
Like, do you really think that they were going
to change Stitch like that? Like, no, there'd
be an uprising. Yeah, they, listen, Disney just
sat back and watched as we ripped Paramount apart
for what they did to Sonic the Hedgehog. Like,
they're like, we're not making that mistake.
Oh, shit. Dude, you know what I would love? Like,
you know what? Like, I've been thinking of, I
would love to see them do at least once. instead
of completely like doing like a live action remake
just like how cool would it be to do an updated
animated version oh like keep everything the
same just update the animation make it a little
bit more 3d make it a little bit like obviously
you could add a little bit more spectacle to
it but see if you can capture that like that
same magic from like the og just using the same
freaking audio you know it's funny you say that
because um me and uh my buddy jc we've talked
about this because um like we both love the movie
hoodwinked like we think it's a great animated
film oh good lord the only thing not so great
is the animation like you know like it The animation
is just not so great. Well, JC has said many
times, if he ever gets stinking rich, that is
one of the first things that he's going to do.
He's going to buy the rights to hoodwinked and
he's going to reanimate it. He's not going to
change anything else about it. You know, same
audio, everything, but he is going to reanimate
that thing and actually make it good animation
so that people can finally appreciate hoodwinked
for what it deserves. That's hilarious. And it's
funny that he thinks he needs that much money
to buy the red hoodling. Damn. You could probably
buy it real cheap on Timu. Dude, I don't know,
man. That movie, I'm glad that I picked it up
on Blu -ray when I did because the Blu -ray is
out of print. So you can't find it, I think,
now for less than $100. Good lord. Yeah. The
soundtrack is also out of print. That thing goes
for over $100. I've seen it go for $200 to $300.
What a crock of shit, dude. Oh, man. Anyway,
before I freaking have a damn near conniption
fit, this is where I'm standing. Okay. Human
characters alone, I would probably put it as
seven. Okay. Jumba and Pleak, this is alone.
I would be at a seven Jumba and Pleakley alone.
I'd be at like an eight, more like seven and
a half because nightmare fuel stitch. I'd be
like solid 10 out of 10. Like I thought he looked
so good. So I think I'm going to average. I'm
going to be like an eight. Yeah. Like kind of
walking myself through it. I think that's the,
that's the right score. is there another one
huh no my mic just like flipped on me oh shit
i think i might need to tighten that shit down
all right last up personal score i don't want
to hear yours first if you're cool with that
yeah i i enjoyed this i think this movie's getting
way too much hate online and it's very undeserved
and it's always from people that haven't seen
the movie like i there was one dude that straight
up canceled uh a movie date with his girlfriend
because of all the shit that he was hearing about
it and then he was like oh yeah like listen to
this bullshit and he likes like yeah you don't
get this scene you don't get this scene like
talk about like the the ugly duckling scene oh
yeah which i'm like okay it's a bit of a bummer
but yeah yeah and then nani gives up lilo to
the the foster system There's context to it,
dude. Thank you. He's ripping it apart. And I'm
like, you haven't even seen the movie, you jackass.
Yeah. Like, how about you judge a movie that
you've watched? Like, don't recommend a restaurant
you've never been to. Thank you. So I'm, yeah,
freaking hate that shit. Aggravated me to no
end. But that also being said, it's not as good
as the original. it's it's close like i'll give
you that it's close i'm where i'm at personally
with the original i'd probably be at like an
86 like i'm not like i'm not like super high
not like real low either this one i'm i'm cracking
80s like i i'm probably sitting at a firm 80
like i think it's yeah it's marginally better
or it's the the og is marginally better than
this one But this one, I could watch either one
and have a good time. Fair enough. Piggybacking
off Caleb. Yeah, it's ridiculous how people are
judging this movie before they've even seen it.
I know none of us like these remakes. If you
grew up with these movies, if you've seen the
original, you don't want to see one of your favorite
movies remade. I get it. And Lilo and Stitch
is... And arguably, like when it came to, you
know, the remakes that Disney announced, Lilo
and Stitch was the one that I was the most scared
of, because when it came when it comes to this
movie, I this movie was on repeat when me and
my sister were little kids. I remember seeing
this in the movie theater with my mom and sister,
like Lilo and Stitch means a lot to me. And so
the fact that this iteration did not disgrace
the original, that it still paid honorable tribute
to it, that it understood what the original meant.
It still stayed true to the characters while
adding some new stuff to them. i really admired
that uh the director um even said that he wanted
to make sure that he paid a good homage to the
original that he respected it and i think he
did um yeah like i said there's some changes
in it some that you know didn't fully on board
uh but like you know it made sense for the the
direction that the story went i completely understood
um the original to me will always be a masterpiece
i love the original lilo and stitch i am in the
high 90s with that i would probably say if we're
grading it on our scale i probably i'm probably
at like a 94 96 um i love that movie that much
um and so the fact that it's remake not only
doesn't spit in the face of it but actually stays
true to it while you know up updating some stuff
um is um it's admirable i'm really amazed of
how well they did this remake yeah no it's it's
not the greatest thing ever and you know the
original is superior like but that's usually
how it always is with remakes the remakes are
never going to be as good as the original no
matter what genre it is but the fact that this
remake did not make me pissed off and literally
want to go on a rampage. I got to give it props.
I think that it's definitely one of the better
Disney live action remakes. It's one of their
best. And I was just, I'm very pleased with,
with how well it, how well it retold the story
of Lilo and Stitch. Like I remember walking out
of theater being like, I did not hate that. And
I'm glad I didn't. And I really enjoyed that.
Yeah, just solid remake. That's the number one
thing that I would say about this movie. Like,
Lilo and Stitch is a solid remake. So, personal
score for me, I think I'm going to be at... So,
I'm going to be a little higher than Caleb. And
I think I'm going to be... Sorry. No, it's a
grip. I'm going to be at an 84. Hell yeah. All
right. Going through these scores real quick.
Starting off with story. We were sitting at an
84 .5. Writing went down a hair sitting at an
80. Acting jumped back up to exactly where story
was at an 84 .5. Character development is sitting
at an 85. The effects were on the lower ends
are. Kind of sitting at an 82 .5. Music is sitting
at a 10 out of 10. The costumes are and slash
character design are sitting at an eight out
of 10. And then our personal score ended up averaging
out to an 82. So with that, the final all -bros
letter grade for 2025's Lilo and Stitch has come
out to a B. All right. I will take that. I'll
take that, too. I love that. Yeah, that's. I
think that's a really good placement for it.
Agreed. All right. So with that, so that B, it's
sitting at an 85 .43%, which puts it on the exact
same level as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's
Stone. Yeah, not bad. Yeah, I think that's a
really good placement for it. Agreed. Yeah, go
through. Do you want to hear what's above first
or what is below? Let's go above. Okay. So know
that these margins are rigged tight. So this
is an 85 .43. The cutoff for a B plus is 86.
Our highest B is an 85 .8. So the difference
between our highest B and Lilo and Stitch is
literally 0 .4%. Damn. Yeah. So yeah, going away.
It's below first. So it's on the same level as
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. It's below
Onward. Okay. It is below Halloween Kills. Yeah.
Fair. It is also below Star Wars The Force Awakens.
Yeah. I agree with that. and it's below trolls
band together all right fair yeah go in the opposite
direction it is above the unbearable weight of
massive talent okay it's above the flash fair
it's above holes okay it's above eight crazy
nights okay and it is above the live -action
remake of the lion king let's go Yeah. So let's
just for shits and giggles see where the that's
not quite. I forgot how I categorize these. OK.
So it is actually our our new number two in Disney
remakes. What's number one? Haunted Mansion.
Really? Yeah. But it's again, super marginal.
So the difference is 0 .9%. Okay. So Haunted
Mansion ended up in the B+. Lilo and Stitch is
at a B. So it's Haunted Mansion, Lilo and Stitch,
Lion King, Little Mermaid, Lady and the Tramp,
Mulan, Peter Pan and Wendy, Aladdin, Pinocchio,
and then Cheaper by the Dozen 2022. Okay. Not
bad. I feel like there's one missing. No, there's
not. I don't think so. There's not one missing.
Thought there might be. There's not. Anyway,
I think it has a pretty decent placement. Oh,
I absolutely agree. I love that placement. Yeah,
I'd have to re -explore or re -watch Haunted
Mansion just to, like, confirm that. But I do
remember really liking Haunted Mansion. No, that's
fair. Personally, I would rank it above Haunted
Mansion, but that's just me. Fair. Unless you've
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my guy. Great. Like I told you, you're going
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