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What is up, bros? I'm Caleb. And I'm Jonathan.

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And we are a couple of bros on a mission to give

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you guys the most detailed movie reviews out

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there with as little bias as possible. Welcome

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to the All Bros. This week on the podcast, I

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watched a few things this week. Nothing too worth

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discussing, but I think we're going to try and

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do the... the connect the stars thing again just

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for for funsies because that was like that was

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super fun last week that was yeah no it really

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was yeah um so yeah we're gonna do that and then

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we're gonna get right into our breakdown of love

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hurts which i this is one i consider like a robe

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and a romantic action film or rom -com an action

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rom -com Yeah, that's how I describe it. Yeah,

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it's kind of like a hybrid of movie types because

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I don't feel like there's too many like this.

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Like, I know a couple. Like, there's Night and

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Day. Oh, yeah. I feel like there's one with Ashton

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Kutcher and What's Her Face from Grey's Anatomy.

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Oh, shit. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

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I can't think of the name though. Yeah. But anyway,

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so yeah, that's what we'll be doing this week.

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So yeah, hope you guys are ready for that shit.

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Yeah. So without further ado, let's say we get

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right into it. Let's do it. Hell yeah. Hey, this

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is Mikey T. And Grant. And Billy. And we are

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Failing Hollywood. Yeah, you're listening to

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the All Bros Podcast with Caleb and Jonathan

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Rose. Or just Rose. Is it Rose or Jonathan? I

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don't know. Caleb calls him Rose. He introduces

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himself Jonathan. It's a thing. But he's as sweet

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as a rose. He's a very nice person. And as generous

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as a Jonathan. Yes. All righty. We need to come

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up with a name for this segment. If this is going

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to be a consistent thing. Yeah. For those of

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you that didn't listen last week or are new to

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what this is, there is a website called connectthestars

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.xyz created by Eric Bai and Amanda Hum. And

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what this does is it gives you two random movie

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stars. And the goal is to connect them in as

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few movies as possible. So, like, with... It's

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kind of like the Six Degrees to Kevin Bacon,

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if you will. But with just two random movie stars.

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So, yeah. So, without... Further ado, let's see

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who we're trying to pair up this time. Oh, shit.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dev Patel. Oh, shit.

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Dude, I don't know if I can name one movie that

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Dev Patel is in. Dude, I know a few that he's

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been in. I can't think of any that I know someone

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else in that movie, though. Oh, we are so royally

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screwed. Oh, this is going to be fun. All right.

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Shit. I think we have to start with Dev, because

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once we get someone connected to Dev... Like,

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I think we could be good. Okay. Fair. Okay, so

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what has he been in? I know he's in The Green

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Knight, but I don't know anyone else in that

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movie. What else? What else? He's in The Life

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of Pi, I think. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that

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movie. He was in The Last Airbender, the M. Night

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Shyamalan movie. Oh, yeah. I think he played

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Zuko. I don't know anyone else that was in that

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movie, though. Yeah, dude, me neither. There's

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another movie where he's really good at math.

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It's not Million Dollar Baby, is it? No, Million

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Dollar Baby is the one. Boxing movie, isn't it?

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Is it Slumdog Millionaire? Yeah. Slumdog Millionaire.

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Yeah, that's what I'm trying to spell. Shit,

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I don't know what else is in. I don't know who

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else is in that. This we might need a. We don't

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know. I think. Yeah, let's just keep Arnold.

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Yeah, we'll keep Arnold. For funsies. But yeah,

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well, we have to do someone else other than Dev

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Patel because we are not familiar enough with

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his work. No. Jennifer Lawrence, on the other

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hand. OK, we can work with that. Yeah, we can

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definitely work with that. All right, I'm trying

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to think of who could be a common threat. Like,

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who's Arnold worked with? I'm trying to think.

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Has he worked with, like, Woody Harrelson at

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all or, like, Bradley Cooper? Has he? i'm trying

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to think like who was in like the expendables

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movies that's what i'm thinking too because i

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mean you got sylvester you got um uh oh my gosh

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there's a number of people you can go with that

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route i mean jason statham i mean hell you could

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freaking bring chuck norris into it if you really

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wanted to yeah that's true um Trying to think

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of like. Of other people. Because Bradley like

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Bradley Cooper, I think, is a decent thread because

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he's worked with a lot of people, too. That's

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true. So maybe silver linings playbook and then

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we. Yeah, let's go from there. bradley cooper

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so we got yeah so we got bradley cooper on here

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so arnold easily we can i the i'm trying to think

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of who else he's worked like i'm thinking i mean

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we could connect danny devito has danny devito

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done anything with bradley cooper now that i'm

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recalling i think what other i apologize if anyone

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can hear the rain can you hear it yeah oh yeah

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i can hear it like damn yeah it's probably going

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to get significantly worse shit dude i hope it

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stops when you have to go back inside it probably

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won't never quite been that lucky um shit i feel

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like bradley cooper has done something with danny

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devito i can't recall what though Gosh, this

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one's tough. Yeah. Damn, Arnold, why do you have

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to be so hard? Arnold, we can connect the expendables.

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And then let's see who we got. Okay, Terry Crews.

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Has he done anything with Bradley Cooper? Or

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even Jennifer Lawrence? I can't think of anything.

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Bruce Willis, too. Oh. Oh, shit. What's that

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movie? Or has Jason or not? jason joseph gordon

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levitt done anything with jennifer lawrence that

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you can recall no not that i can recall okay

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i think i'll just start connecting like random

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so we got terry crews Sylvester Stallone. Jason

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Statham. Just for shits and giggles, I don't

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think Woody Harrelson was in this. Wait a minute.

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Wasn't Liam in Expendables? He might have. Which

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one would that have been? Four? I don't know.

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I have a feeling it would either be two or three.

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Ah, it was four. Or no, two. Oh, okay. Okay.

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Well, that's freaking easy then. Then we can

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just connect them with Hunger Games. There we

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go. Hell yes. That one was hard. Yeah, that one

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was a pain. Alright, Kevin Hart and Kate Winslet.

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Oh no. What? Oh no, just like such an interesting

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duo. Is there any way that Kevin Hart is connected

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to Titanic? To who? Is there any way that Kevin

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Hart is connected to Titanic? You're thinking

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going through Leo? Yes. Ooh. I feel like they've

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been in a movie together. or no, no, no. Has

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he, has Kate Winslet done anything with Will

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Ferrell? I feel like they have. Yeah, I'm sure

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they have. Like I'm thinking like Will Ferrell,

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maybe fricking Bryan Cranston. She didn't do

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a voice in the Lego movie, did she? I don't think

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so. Ah, nope. Darn. Worth a shot. Has she done

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anything with Josh Gad? I'm going to be honest,

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man. I don't know a lot of Kate Winslet's movies.

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Really, all I know is Titanic, and I feel bad

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because she's a great actress. She is, and she's

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been in so much shit. Yeah. But I can't recall

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much of her stuff either. Okay, so we could do

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Titanic. Then... DiCaprio. Okay, and so Leo's

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worked with... Oh, no, I'm thinking of someone

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else. I'm thinking of Kaley Cuoco, because I

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was like, oh, we threw Once Upon a Time, but

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that's Margot Robbie. Oh, you... Damn. Wait,

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did you say one of them has worked with Bryan

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Cranston? Kate Winslet has? Kevin Hart's worked

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with Bryan Cranston. Oh, yeah. What was that

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movie called? The Upside or something like that?

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Yeah. The Upside. Brian Cranston. So can we connect

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Brian Cranston to Leo? Guys, I know Cranston

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has been in. That might be a tough one. I think

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it might be easier to connect Will Ferrell to

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Leo. Yeah, that's fair. What's that movie? Is

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it Get Hard? Yeah. All right, Will Ferrell. Then

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Leo. No as well Farrell worked with I mean he's

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worked with Jamie Foxx before right I'm trying

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to recall they don't think he was in Has Will

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Ferrell or Kevin Hart or any of them worked?

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Because I know Leo's worked with Jonah Hill.

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Have any of the others worked with Jonah Hill?

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That's a great question. Yes, Will Ferrell did

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the Lego movie. Oh, yeah. And Jonah Hill was

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the Green Lantern. And then they did... Shit,

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what's the one you're thinking of? Oh, my God.

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Wolf of Wall Street. thank i'm sorry thank you

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that's what it is all right we finally did it

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yeah now i i just gotta look up now like i feel

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like kevin hart has done a movie The Mountain

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Between Us is a Kevin Hart and Kate Winslet movie.

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Oh. Good lord, dude. Yeah, damn, dude. Yeah,

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so we could have connected them that way. At

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least we got it. did it say borderlands oh yeah

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that's not the heart's not in that one that's

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idris elba our address is elba oh let's see what

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else kate winslet's been in because i feel like

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there's a movie that like could have tied them

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a bit better fair but yeah like i said i feel

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so bad that i don't know more of her filmography

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than titanic okay so she was in like all of the

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the divergent series Oh, shit. Oh, god damn.

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We could have done movie 43. Oh, son of a bitch.

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That freaking would have opened up a world of

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freaking actors for us. True that. Avatar, Titanic,

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Holiday.

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That would have brought in Jack Black. And Jack

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Black and Kevin Hart would be in Jumanji. Yeah.

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Damn. Damn. Damn, this one. We suck this round.

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Yeah, no kidding. All right, one more. Yeah,

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let's do it. See if we can leave out on a high

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note. I hope so. Robin Wright. Oh, shit. i don't

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know that robin right and jennifer aniston good

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lord okay um robin wright we could bring her

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in through wonder woman okay Which could bring

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us to Chris Pine. Now, is there a way to connect?

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Who do you think would be easier to connect?

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Tom Hanks to Jennifer Aniston or Chris Pine?

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Oh! There's some... What? Oh, God. There's a

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movie with these two. With freaking Chris Pine

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and Jennifer Aniston. Oh, God. The name's escaping

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me. I don't think I know this one, man. What?

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I don't think I know this one. Yeah, because

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it's... Oh, shit. It's got Charlie Day. Horrible

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Bosses 2? Yeah. Oh, come on. Ha ha! There we

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go. Hell yeah. I don't think it gets much shorter

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than that. No. Okay. came into this one thinking

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that we were screwed, but look at that. Yeah.

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Chris Pine's always a good, pretty, like a good

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connector. That's true. You want to talk about

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someone that's worked with everyone? Seriously.

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All right. Yeah. Well, that concludes whatever

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this segment is going to be called. We can probably

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just call it connect the stars. Yeah, that's

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true. Um, but yeah, without further ado, let's

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say we get into this week's. Oh my God, dude.

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Yeah, dude. Like, is it like, can you hear me

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well or no? Oh yeah, I can hear you fine. Okay,

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cool. But like, God damn. Like, I can't imagine

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how loud it is over there. It's pretty freaking

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loud. Like, geez, dude. All right. Well, without

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further ado, let's say we get into this week's

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breakdown. Let's do it. Hell yeah. If you are

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new to our breakdown system, we have split movies

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into eight different categories that we individually

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score to come to a final All Bros letter grade.

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The eight categories that we are going to be

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scoring this week are story, writing, acting,

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character development, effects, music, costumes,

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and then we're going to give it our own personal

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score at the very end. All of these numbers get

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magically added up and spit through our algorithm

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and give us a letter grade to compare this movie

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to others of a similar grade. So if you have

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not seen Love Hurts, it is available to watch

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on Peacock right now. But Rose is going to spoil

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the entire freaking movie for you guys in our

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favorite segment that we like to call... Reading

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with Rose. All right. So without further ado,

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let's do that. And I'm going to mute just in

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case this shit gets crazier. Okay, sounds good.

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All right. Marvin Gable. Gosh, I'm off to a great

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start. Marvin Gable is a successful real estate

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agent who has recently been awarded the highest

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honor by his boss, friend and mentor, Cliff Cusick.

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He is often accompanied by a cynically depressed

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assistant, Ashley, who constantly threatens leaving

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her job despite Marvin's pep talks. In actuality,

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Marvin is a former assassin for the company run

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by his estranged brother, Alvin, a .k .a. Knuckles.

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He was to eliminate a young lawyer, Rose, after

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she stole from the company, but due to his love

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for her, he told her to run instead before choosing

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to leave his old life behind. In the present,

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around Valentine's Day, Marvin receives a letter

00:27:50.319 --> 00:27:53.019
from Rose. He is later confronted by knife assassin

00:27:53.019 --> 00:27:55.980
and poetry -obsessed Raven, who has been hired

00:27:55.980 --> 00:27:59.819
to find the whereabouts of Rose. Marvin knocks

00:27:59.819 --> 00:28:02.920
Raven out and leaves him in his office. He heads

00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:05.099
back home to collect his things before two more

00:28:05.099 --> 00:28:08.940
agents, King and Otis, confront him. Marvin manages

00:28:08.940 --> 00:28:12.880
to defeat the two before he is captured by Rose,

00:28:13.039 --> 00:28:15.400
who takes him back to her hideout at a strip

00:28:15.400 --> 00:28:18.680
club. Meanwhile, Ashley discovers Raven as well

00:28:18.680 --> 00:28:20.799
as his poetry and falls in love with him, where

00:28:20.799 --> 00:28:23.579
he in turn admires her appreciation for his work.

00:28:24.240 --> 00:28:26.779
Cliff goes to Marvin's house where he is confronted

00:28:26.779 --> 00:28:29.059
by Knuckles, who tells him of Marvin's former

00:28:29.059 --> 00:28:34.200
life. Despite this, Cliff respects Marvin's efforts

00:28:34.200 --> 00:28:36.819
to change, and Knuckles kills him when he declares

00:28:36.819 --> 00:28:41.099
that they are brothers. Rose tells Marvin she

00:28:41.099 --> 00:28:45.900
collected an insurmountable degree of information

00:28:45.900 --> 00:28:49.759
of Knuckles' frequent money laundering, revealing

00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:52.519
that he has been cheating several partners and

00:28:52.519 --> 00:28:54.960
has even captured his accountant, Kippy Betts.

00:28:55.869 --> 00:28:58.750
She had also been coercing Knuckles' right -hand

00:28:58.750 --> 00:29:03.210
man, Renny Merlo, who was going to double -cross

00:29:03.210 --> 00:29:05.849
her for fear of Knuckles finding out that he

00:29:05.849 --> 00:29:08.509
had stolen from him. Rose plans to use Kippy's

00:29:08.509 --> 00:29:10.910
information to finally take down Knuckles and

00:29:10.910 --> 00:29:13.569
wants Marvin to return to his old ways to help

00:29:13.569 --> 00:29:16.690
her out. Having hid in one of the houses Marvin

00:29:16.690 --> 00:29:19.349
is selling, a couple that Marvin previously spoke

00:29:19.349 --> 00:29:22.390
to arrive, forcing him to finalize his work with

00:29:22.390 --> 00:29:25.089
them. He contacts Ashley and asks that she bring

00:29:25.089 --> 00:29:28.150
the papers, unaware that Raven is with her. Kippy

00:29:28.150 --> 00:29:30.769
manages to escape and contacts Rennie, who in

00:29:30.769 --> 00:29:34.500
turn orders King and Otis to come as well. As

00:29:34.500 --> 00:29:37.440
Rose leaves to confront Knuckles, Raven, Ashley,

00:29:37.599 --> 00:29:40.259
Otis, and King arrive and a fight breaks out,

00:29:40.299 --> 00:29:42.700
resulting in the death of Marvin's overzealous

00:29:42.700 --> 00:29:47.819
rival, Jeff Zaks. Marvin and Raven team up and

00:29:47.819 --> 00:29:50.079
take out Otis and King, but Ashley insists that

00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:53.000
Marvin and Raven seize their fight as she is

00:29:53.000 --> 00:29:55.759
in love with the latter. Inspired by this, Marvin

00:29:55.759 --> 00:29:58.440
pursues Rose to Knuckles' hideout and they fight

00:29:58.440 --> 00:30:01.519
through his men with Merlo getting killed. After

00:30:01.519 --> 00:30:03.559
realizing his brother murdered Cliff, Marvin

00:30:03.559 --> 00:30:05.779
has one final fight with Knuckles, ending with

00:30:05.779 --> 00:30:08.900
him victorious. Rose reveals that she contacted

00:30:08.900 --> 00:30:11.039
the Russian gangsters that Knuckles had cheated,

00:30:11.180 --> 00:30:13.059
resulting in them coming and taking him away.

00:30:13.519 --> 00:30:16.140
Marvin finally declares his love for Rose, proudly

00:30:16.140 --> 00:30:29.980
embracing his past and future. I think it's starting

00:30:29.980 --> 00:30:33.380
to dissipate a little bit. Okay. Now it just,

00:30:33.420 --> 00:30:37.359
it just sounds like white noise now. Yeah. Yeah.

00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:41.019
I looked up the weather radar. Oh yeah. Check.

00:30:41.220 --> 00:30:42.960
And yeah, it said that it was going to be like

00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:48.119
gone, gone by like nine 45. My time. Okay. All

00:30:48.119 --> 00:30:50.420
right. So it should be gone here in about 10

00:30:50.420 --> 00:30:57.500
minutes or so. Okay. Sweet. Good. Anyway, I,

00:30:58.640 --> 00:31:06.240
gotta say this movie was it was simple but really

00:31:06.240 --> 00:31:11.480
well executed i i personally enjoyed this movie

00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:15.900
a lot i personally just thought this movie was

00:31:15.900 --> 00:31:22.000
okay i i had a good time um but i honestly was

00:31:22.000 --> 00:31:26.400
expecting a little more that's totally fair like

00:31:27.369 --> 00:31:30.250
god i'm i'm just gonna come right out with with

00:31:30.250 --> 00:31:33.269
my score i'm not i don't think i'm as high as

00:31:33.269 --> 00:31:35.490
you may think that i am when it comes to like

00:31:35.490 --> 00:31:40.029
the story okay like i think i'm sitting at like

00:31:40.029 --> 00:31:45.630
a 77 with a story yeah i thought you'd be in

00:31:45.630 --> 00:31:49.029
the 80s man no no no no like i i enjoyed it but

00:31:49.029 --> 00:31:52.609
i i know that the the story itself was very simplistic

00:31:52.609 --> 00:31:58.680
okay it was very just like almost like pulling

00:31:58.680 --> 00:32:01.400
the guy out of retirement kind of deal. Yeah.

00:32:02.200 --> 00:32:04.779
And he's just like, I still got some, like some

00:32:04.779 --> 00:32:07.500
fight in me or, or whatever. And then he realizes

00:32:07.500 --> 00:32:10.079
that he doesn't have to like completely turn

00:32:10.079 --> 00:32:13.680
against what he was in the past, but he can,

00:32:13.720 --> 00:32:17.299
he can still have that and be like, have a future.

00:32:17.380 --> 00:32:22.119
And this, I feel that this story wouldn't be

00:32:22.119 --> 00:32:26.279
as like, as enjoyable. Cause like I said, like,

00:32:26.650 --> 00:32:28.450
didn't love it as much as Caleb. Okay. You know,

00:32:28.470 --> 00:32:31.869
I'll, I'll just say mine as well. A story. It's

00:32:31.869 --> 00:32:36.230
getting a 71 from me. I had a feeling it was

00:32:36.230 --> 00:32:43.369
going to be down there. Now see, and you know,

00:32:43.390 --> 00:32:45.470
like this just goes with the acting. I don't

00:32:45.470 --> 00:32:48.589
think this story would be even like enjoyable

00:32:48.589 --> 00:32:52.349
personally for me. If it weren't for, I'm going

00:32:52.349 --> 00:32:55.029
to butcher his name. Like, I don't know why Kihoi

00:32:55.029 --> 00:32:58.559
Kwan. Yeah. Or is it K -Hoy? I think it's K -Hoy.

00:32:58.559 --> 00:33:03.119
It's K -Hoy. K -Hoy. Okay. Sorry. If it weren't

00:33:03.119 --> 00:33:07.839
for K -Hoy Kwan, because like the, what he has

00:33:07.839 --> 00:33:10.299
to do with this story, like him being like, you

00:33:10.299 --> 00:33:14.380
know, a like very like overzealous real estate

00:33:14.380 --> 00:33:18.200
agent that like, will literally make someone's

00:33:18.200 --> 00:33:20.759
like frown turn upside down. Like literally does

00:33:20.759 --> 00:33:23.200
not believe in bad days. Just like all the, like,

00:33:23.319 --> 00:33:26.279
I love his energy in this movie. when he's a

00:33:26.279 --> 00:33:28.779
real estate agent and then fricking seeing how

00:33:28.779 --> 00:33:32.940
he was in his past life. So like how this story

00:33:32.940 --> 00:33:35.539
focused on these two very different personalities,

00:33:35.539 --> 00:33:41.880
if it weren't for Mr. Mr. Kwan, I don't think

00:33:41.880 --> 00:33:45.500
that this story could have even worked personally.

00:33:46.480 --> 00:33:51.140
Like he fricking killed it in this role. I, I,

00:33:51.140 --> 00:33:55.059
I will absolutely say that like. This movie wouldn't

00:33:55.059 --> 00:33:58.099
have been even enjoyable, in my opinion, if it

00:33:58.099 --> 00:34:02.859
were for Kehoe Kwan. Yeah, I would definitely

00:34:02.859 --> 00:34:06.000
agree with that. He is what made this movie.

00:34:07.240 --> 00:34:10.820
I thought all of the characters kind of made

00:34:10.820 --> 00:34:13.000
this movie. They were all fun. They had their

00:34:13.000 --> 00:34:17.260
own personalities, their own little stories that

00:34:17.260 --> 00:34:23.010
I actually ended up caring about a lot. I thought

00:34:23.010 --> 00:34:26.550
it was great. I thought it was so much fun. But

00:34:26.550 --> 00:34:28.630
yeah, Kehoe Kwan is definitely the one that made

00:34:28.630 --> 00:34:33.230
the movie. And honestly, no, I don't think it

00:34:33.230 --> 00:34:35.010
would. You're right. It wouldn't have worked

00:34:35.010 --> 00:34:38.389
with anyone else. The only part I thought about

00:34:38.389 --> 00:34:40.309
this, like it wouldn't have worked with anyone

00:34:40.309 --> 00:34:45.980
other than young Jackie Chan. yeah that's that's

00:34:45.980 --> 00:34:48.679
fair yeah because like his early films he very

00:34:48.679 --> 00:34:51.760
much had this type of personality that was just

00:34:51.760 --> 00:35:02.079
infectious yeah i i just want to know why they

00:35:02.079 --> 00:35:05.139
had to kill sean astin's character why did they

00:35:05.139 --> 00:35:10.409
have dude they kill him in everything what did

00:35:10.409 --> 00:35:14.510
sean astin do to somebody because sean astin

00:35:14.510 --> 00:35:18.130
like i feel is genuinely one of the nicest celebrities

00:35:18.130 --> 00:35:22.349
that you could ever meet like genuinely i i would

00:35:22.349 --> 00:35:24.869
love to meet this guy because he just has such

00:35:24.869 --> 00:35:28.170
a genuine heart he's so down to earth love him

00:35:28.170 --> 00:35:32.710
but the fact that freaking who did he play in

00:35:32.710 --> 00:35:42.690
this movie uh shit cliff um like you know you

00:35:42.690 --> 00:35:47.010
get like such a sweet story with um marvin and

00:35:47.010 --> 00:35:51.389
cliff like how um Marvin came to Cliff when he

00:35:51.389 --> 00:35:53.769
really had nothing. Cliff took a chance on him.

00:35:53.909 --> 00:35:57.650
He mentored him, got him to where he is now in

00:35:57.650 --> 00:36:01.889
this story and how he gets the Realtor of the

00:36:01.889 --> 00:36:06.929
Year award. Their relationship is so sweet. They're

00:36:06.929 --> 00:36:11.289
truly brothers. And then when his real brother,

00:36:11.409 --> 00:36:15.250
Alvin... Knuckles finds out that, oh, he's calling

00:36:15.250 --> 00:36:18.289
him. He's calling this guy a brother now. Oh,

00:36:18.349 --> 00:36:21.730
he only has one brother and freaking just stabs

00:36:21.730 --> 00:36:25.510
him in the goddamn eye when they're having like

00:36:25.510 --> 00:36:29.409
when freaking Cliff is like being very civil

00:36:29.409 --> 00:36:34.610
when they have this conversation at Marvin's

00:36:34.610 --> 00:36:36.809
house after Marvin's already left. But Cliff

00:36:36.809 --> 00:36:39.449
comes back to get his car that Marvin borrowed

00:36:39.449 --> 00:36:43.469
earlier in the movie. um like cliff is like so

00:36:43.469 --> 00:36:48.929
not he's like so calm he pays respect like just

00:36:48.929 --> 00:36:53.809
such a genuinely good person and then freaking

00:36:53.809 --> 00:36:57.449
like bam right into the freaking eye like well

00:36:57.449 --> 00:37:01.190
i think that was also to highlight how just unhinged

00:37:01.190 --> 00:37:06.349
knuckles is i know but like still like i hated

00:37:06.349 --> 00:37:09.940
that part i remember like here's another quick

00:37:09.940 --> 00:37:14.400
little problem for someone that that's nicknamed

00:37:14.400 --> 00:37:17.219
knuckles you sure you'd like to use that boba

00:37:17.219 --> 00:37:22.380
straw yeah like come on i almost would have preferred

00:37:22.380 --> 00:37:29.900
them call him boba uh that would be funny yeah

00:37:29.900 --> 00:37:33.559
but like it was that conversation though was

00:37:33.559 --> 00:37:37.239
intense because you knew that he was like he

00:37:38.110 --> 00:37:41.769
Or was it Cliff? Yeah. Yeah. Cliff knew that

00:37:41.769 --> 00:37:43.650
he wasn't getting out of that frickin house the

00:37:43.650 --> 00:37:46.809
second he sat down. Yeah. Like he even says it.

00:37:46.849 --> 00:37:48.489
He's just like, I don't know if there's anything

00:37:48.489 --> 00:37:50.570
that I can say that's going to change my fate

00:37:50.570 --> 00:37:53.690
as he's like turning around to the frickin homeboy

00:37:53.690 --> 00:37:56.309
behind him. Yeah. I'm like, oh, like this dude

00:37:56.309 --> 00:37:59.510
knows that he's going to get bushwhacked. And

00:37:59.510 --> 00:38:03.809
yeah, I wasn't expecting the frickin Boba Straw,

00:38:04.030 --> 00:38:06.789
but. did i remember when that happened i was

00:38:06.789 --> 00:38:11.150
like what the fuck yeah mouth was just wide open

00:38:11.150 --> 00:38:19.190
like yeah it was it was crazy dude but i think

00:38:19.190 --> 00:38:22.869
that was just to reflect the craziness of knuckles

00:38:22.869 --> 00:38:28.610
yeah still don't like it yeah but i thought the

00:38:28.610 --> 00:38:32.559
story was like was fun uh like like we already

00:38:32.559 --> 00:38:38.039
discussed it was very simplistic um but the reason

00:38:38.039 --> 00:38:42.239
that i went because i think outside of of uh

00:38:42.239 --> 00:38:46.900
marv's story i think like if his alone would

00:38:46.900 --> 00:38:51.460
have been at like a 75 maybe even like lower

00:38:51.460 --> 00:38:53.500
in like the 73 range i probably i would have

00:38:53.500 --> 00:38:56.619
been closer to you if it was just his story the

00:38:56.619 --> 00:39:00.210
reason that i bumped it up to like to the 77

00:39:00.210 --> 00:39:03.250
range is because of all the additional characters

00:39:03.250 --> 00:39:08.650
like king and otis i love those two i thought

00:39:08.650 --> 00:39:13.530
that they were such great little henchmen the

00:39:13.530 --> 00:39:17.110
yeah that okay i i will admit yeah those two

00:39:17.110 --> 00:39:19.090
got a good laugh out of me especially when uh

00:39:19.090 --> 00:39:21.849
king is trying to get otis to like actually know

00:39:21.849 --> 00:39:25.650
what to say to um his uh girlfriend that left

00:39:25.650 --> 00:39:31.199
him um like that that was good um uh the raven

00:39:31.199 --> 00:39:34.840
like the way that him and um oh my god what's

00:39:34.840 --> 00:39:40.239
his assistant's name i forget but i know who

00:39:40.239 --> 00:39:43.320
you're talking about yeah the amber or something

00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:45.739
like that yeah so the way that like you know

00:39:45.739 --> 00:39:48.039
she comes into his office like after everything

00:39:48.039 --> 00:39:50.800
that has taken place and she thinks that he's

00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:54.420
dead But like she starts just reading his poetry

00:39:54.420 --> 00:39:57.300
out loud and all of a sudden he like wakes up

00:39:57.300 --> 00:39:59.000
and she's like, oh, my God. He's like, no one

00:39:59.000 --> 00:40:05.079
has ever understood me like that. It's honestly

00:40:05.079 --> 00:40:08.059
a genuinely sweet moment. The connection that

00:40:08.059 --> 00:40:10.440
they have throughout the rest of the movie and

00:40:10.440 --> 00:40:12.980
how they fall in love, it's actually genuinely

00:40:12.980 --> 00:40:17.599
sweet. It really is. When she was left behind

00:40:17.599 --> 00:40:20.440
and she went into the room and picked up his

00:40:20.440 --> 00:40:22.639
book, I'm like, oh my god, is she going to fall

00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:28.400
in love with the assassin? When she did, I was

00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:36.150
totally for it. I love this. it was so absurd

00:40:36.150 --> 00:40:42.809
but in the best way yeah no absolutely i do and

00:40:42.809 --> 00:40:45.869
like you know this goes for um you know actually

00:40:45.869 --> 00:40:50.369
no i'll save that for acting okay um i'm trying

00:40:50.369 --> 00:40:52.590
to think of any other like story beats like i

00:40:52.590 --> 00:40:57.989
i eventually i will say like near near the end

00:40:57.989 --> 00:41:03.769
i started caring less about marvin's story And

00:41:03.769 --> 00:41:07.329
I started caring a lot more about Amber and the

00:41:07.329 --> 00:41:12.849
Raven and King and Otis. That's fair. I loved

00:41:12.849 --> 00:41:18.590
the way that they teased how he had this rivalry

00:41:18.590 --> 00:41:22.070
with the other real estate agent, Zax. And it

00:41:22.070 --> 00:41:24.690
was just like a super friendly, heartfelt rivalry.

00:41:24.909 --> 00:41:29.010
Yeah, like freaking when it's like the final

00:41:29.010 --> 00:41:32.250
fight, Zax comes because he's showcasing the

00:41:32.250 --> 00:41:36.239
house next door. and he comes into the house,

00:41:36.300 --> 00:41:38.500
and he's just like, oh, I saw all the cars parked

00:41:38.500 --> 00:41:39.860
outside. I thought you would need some help.

00:41:41.239 --> 00:41:45.480
Genuinely sweet moment. He's ready to help Marvin,

00:41:45.599 --> 00:41:47.579
and then he gets shot point blank in the head.

00:41:47.800 --> 00:41:51.780
Dude, it was great. They did that perfectly because

00:41:51.780 --> 00:41:58.019
they foreshadowed him a little bit where he's

00:41:58.019 --> 00:42:03.239
kicking prices. It's, it's well known that he's

00:42:03.239 --> 00:42:07.739
a black belt and everything. And then like, they

00:42:07.739 --> 00:42:10.079
talk about it quite like a few times throughout

00:42:10.079 --> 00:42:13.699
the movie about him being a black belt. And then

00:42:13.699 --> 00:42:17.639
they just fricking, they bring him in and I'm

00:42:17.639 --> 00:42:19.579
like, Oh my God, is he going to, he's going to

00:42:19.579 --> 00:42:21.579
like, I thought the whole black belt thing was

00:42:21.579 --> 00:42:25.440
bullshit, but he, he walks in and he starts fricking

00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:28.300
kicking some ass a little bit. And I'm like,

00:42:28.920 --> 00:42:32.099
okay cool like like a guy that's like legitimately

00:42:32.099 --> 00:42:36.679
like a black belt sick and so like yeah they

00:42:36.679 --> 00:42:38.559
fight they kind of have like a little bit moment

00:42:38.559 --> 00:42:40.440
where it's like yeah it's more of a friendly

00:42:40.440 --> 00:42:44.559
rivalry than like a true like oh i hate that

00:42:44.559 --> 00:42:50.059
guy rivalry he just makes like a stupid tactical

00:42:50.059 --> 00:42:52.980
error be like i go high you go low let's go and

00:42:52.980 --> 00:43:00.289
he stands up boom Like that was perfect, dude.

00:43:00.369 --> 00:43:07.210
Yeah. I, I laughed so hard and it was perfect.

00:43:07.610 --> 00:43:12.150
It was absolutely perfect. And then fricking

00:43:12.150 --> 00:43:15.889
Marvin just like jumps up and runs. They're just

00:43:15.889 --> 00:43:22.489
like, Oh shit. Oh man. But I, I love that stuff.

00:43:22.550 --> 00:43:25.010
Like all of that, I'm putting into like how they

00:43:25.010 --> 00:43:27.869
wrote the scenes out. i think the writing in

00:43:27.869 --> 00:43:32.590
here was fantastic like i'm i'm putting the writing

00:43:32.590 --> 00:43:38.449
at a pretty like an 83. like i'm not quite in

00:43:38.449 --> 00:43:44.710
like the the it wasn't like the best in the world

00:43:44.710 --> 00:43:49.909
but it was it was super funny and i thought a

00:43:49.909 --> 00:43:53.710
lot of the jokes were really well written And

00:43:53.710 --> 00:43:58.610
the reason it's still relatively low, it's probably

00:43:58.610 --> 00:44:01.889
because of Marvin's character. Like I said, I

00:44:01.889 --> 00:44:05.650
started to not care about him and Rose so much.

00:44:07.429 --> 00:44:09.409
Yeah, I'm going to be honest. I really didn't

00:44:09.409 --> 00:44:14.570
care at all about Rose for the whole movie. And

00:44:14.570 --> 00:44:16.190
I think it's, you know, I'm just going to say

00:44:16.190 --> 00:44:20.710
this right now. I did not sense chemistry between.

00:44:21.190 --> 00:44:27.429
Not that kind. yeah no not at all so like freaking

00:44:27.429 --> 00:44:30.369
when he confesses his love to her at the end

00:44:30.369 --> 00:44:32.349
and you know like her throughout the movie being

00:44:32.349 --> 00:44:35.070
like oh i i know the real you like come on like

00:44:35.070 --> 00:44:38.250
we we went through so much together like all

00:44:38.250 --> 00:44:40.969
this stuff i was like i don't buy this like i'm

00:44:40.969 --> 00:44:45.110
sorry i i i don't see this you know what i would

00:44:45.110 --> 00:44:49.010
have bought more than what they gave us is more

00:44:49.010 --> 00:44:55.380
like uh a mentor mentee relationship where, see

00:44:55.380 --> 00:44:59.320
where he does like have this genuine love for

00:44:59.320 --> 00:45:03.260
her, but it's just not romantic in any way. Yeah.

00:45:03.460 --> 00:45:06.340
Like say like, you know, like years down the

00:45:06.340 --> 00:45:09.440
line, like after the Hawkeye series, Clinton,

00:45:09.539 --> 00:45:11.739
Kate, they went their separate ways, but then

00:45:11.739 --> 00:45:14.440
they like came back. It becomes, I wouldn't want

00:45:14.440 --> 00:45:17.219
something like that. Yeah. Like how, you know,

00:45:17.239 --> 00:45:20.579
Clint sees Kate as a daughter. totally see marvin

00:45:20.579 --> 00:45:25.039
seeing roses something like either as a daughter

00:45:25.039 --> 00:45:27.699
or just like a really close friend stuff like

00:45:27.699 --> 00:45:30.440
that it did need to be romantic yeah and you

00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:32.599
could have made like added a little bit of depth

00:45:32.599 --> 00:45:35.039
with that too where it is that she's getting

00:45:35.039 --> 00:45:39.539
framed and he maybe knew that but just couldn't

00:45:39.539 --> 00:45:43.599
prove it And so that's why he, he volunteered

00:45:43.599 --> 00:45:46.480
to do it because his brother views him as a monster,

00:45:46.579 --> 00:45:49.199
just like with no attachments or whatever. And

00:45:49.199 --> 00:45:53.139
then he's like, yeah, so take her out. Doesn't

00:45:53.139 --> 00:45:55.219
kill her. And then like, it just kind of sends

00:45:55.219 --> 00:45:57.380
her on her way. And like, you could have had

00:45:57.380 --> 00:45:59.760
that whole deal. It's just turns into like a

00:45:59.760 --> 00:46:04.000
mentor mentee deal. Yeah. And I would have preferred

00:46:04.000 --> 00:46:10.079
that like worlds above this, like a very forced.

00:46:11.579 --> 00:46:16.260
romantic relationship yeah so yeah no i i agree

00:46:16.260 --> 00:46:19.260
that the the writing is definitely better than

00:46:19.260 --> 00:46:23.699
the story but i can't be in the 80s with it um

00:46:23.699 --> 00:46:26.280
but i'm in the high 70s so i'm gonna go with

00:46:26.280 --> 00:46:31.559
77 totally fair yeah i think that they could

00:46:31.559 --> 00:46:33.940
have if they would have rewritten that and i

00:46:33.940 --> 00:46:39.260
think personally I think what you could have

00:46:39.260 --> 00:46:41.699
done to kind of keep with the theme and everything,

00:46:41.820 --> 00:46:43.179
because I know that they were going for, like,

00:46:43.179 --> 00:46:46.400
Valentine's Day vibes. Like, I think it could

00:46:46.400 --> 00:46:49.480
have just been, like, maybe her name was Love.

00:46:52.460 --> 00:46:56.099
And so kind of, like, give the movie title a

00:46:56.099 --> 00:46:59.780
double meaning. Like, Love Hurts. Oh, yeah, I

00:46:59.780 --> 00:47:04.500
like that. Damn, yeah. Maybe you should have

00:47:04.500 --> 00:47:10.539
wrote this movie. Yeah, I think. I think it was

00:47:10.539 --> 00:47:17.099
like the. It was it was a big portion of it was

00:47:17.099 --> 00:47:19.219
that I think that's why I stopped caring because

00:47:19.219 --> 00:47:25.059
it wasn't believable. Fair. But like King and

00:47:25.059 --> 00:47:27.679
Otis, like even though you never see his wife

00:47:27.679 --> 00:47:30.639
or whatever, like you, I was totally invested

00:47:30.639 --> 00:47:32.840
with that because he's like because you see him

00:47:32.840 --> 00:47:36.159
trying to put forth that effort. Yeah, I know.

00:47:36.199 --> 00:47:39.519
I especially love when like the fighting is all

00:47:39.519 --> 00:47:42.360
over and him and Otis and King are just like

00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:46.420
laying on the floor and he gets to shreds. Yeah.

00:47:46.519 --> 00:47:50.239
He gets a text and his girlfriend, his ex -girlfriend

00:47:50.239 --> 00:47:52.280
is just like, oh, my God, I love this. Yeah.

00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:56.119
Let's talk. Let's let's work this out. And freaking

00:47:56.119 --> 00:47:58.360
he shows it to King. He's just like, my man,

00:47:58.519 --> 00:48:07.360
I told you, my guy loves that. king easily my

00:48:07.360 --> 00:48:09.659
favorite character of this whole movie dude that's

00:48:09.659 --> 00:48:12.659
fair and i don't think the um marshawn i think

00:48:12.659 --> 00:48:15.400
that's his name yeah marshawn lynch yeah like

00:48:15.400 --> 00:48:18.280
crazy freaking he's he's just a football player

00:48:18.280 --> 00:48:20.199
like i don't know how many acting gigs he's had

00:48:20.199 --> 00:48:23.340
but like that's a great question guy did a great

00:48:23.340 --> 00:48:28.139
job if this was his first um yeah really solid

00:48:28.139 --> 00:48:34.400
job uh doesn't look like it's his first role.

00:48:35.000 --> 00:48:54.579
Okay. Alright, let's see. Okay, so he did his

00:48:54.579 --> 00:49:02.670
first acting role. He played a goon. And 2013.

00:49:04.130 --> 00:49:12.130
Then he's just he's done like. Sorry, something

00:49:12.130 --> 00:49:18.269
hit something. Then it looks like he did or he's

00:49:18.269 --> 00:49:24.190
majority played himself. Interesting. There's

00:49:24.190 --> 00:49:27.769
a family first, the Marshawn Lynch story. Then

00:49:27.769 --> 00:49:30.230
he played himself in the league for two episodes.

00:49:31.239 --> 00:49:35.599
Oh, he did a voice in Black Ops 3, the video

00:49:35.599 --> 00:49:39.679
game. Oh, cool. Nice. As a henchman. Then he

00:49:39.679 --> 00:49:42.840
played himself again in Brooklyn Nine -Nine.

00:49:43.639 --> 00:49:51.400
Music video, music video, a short. Predator Hunting

00:49:51.400 --> 00:50:00.800
Grounds. He did a voice for in that game. uh

00:50:00.800 --> 00:50:06.159
west world he did three episodes a super bowl

00:50:06.159 --> 00:50:12.639
commercial a short murderville oh that's the

00:50:12.639 --> 00:50:19.519
one where it's um uh will arnett oh okay so he

00:50:19.519 --> 00:50:26.659
he played himself in that uh he did a a christmas

00:50:26.659 --> 00:50:30.309
special 80 for Brady. He played himself. So he's

00:50:30.309 --> 00:50:32.670
played most of this. He's played himself. It

00:50:32.670 --> 00:50:36.929
looks like this is the like outside of like shorts

00:50:36.929 --> 00:50:44.570
and video games and like Westworld. He played

00:50:44.570 --> 00:50:48.170
a character named Giggles. So it looks like.

00:50:48.610 --> 00:50:52.530
Yeah, but he's been in. Let's see. Bottoms. He

00:50:52.530 --> 00:50:56.750
was Mr. G. Freaky Tales. Played a bus driver.

00:50:57.530 --> 00:51:02.469
then he played himself so this is this looks

00:51:02.469 --> 00:51:11.070
like well let's see it looks like this is like

00:51:11.070 --> 00:51:17.289
a first kind of a like main role for him okay

00:51:17.289 --> 00:51:21.849
hell yeah good for him he did a really good job

00:51:21.849 --> 00:51:26.960
he did a great job Like, I freaking, like, I

00:51:26.960 --> 00:51:33.639
loved his character, dude. Which, surprise, surprise,

00:51:33.739 --> 00:51:36.219
brings us into acting, since we gave both of

00:51:36.219 --> 00:51:39.860
our scores for writing. So going through this

00:51:39.860 --> 00:51:43.739
cast list real quick, starting off with the man

00:51:43.739 --> 00:51:46.900
himself, Kehoe Kwan, who plays Marvin Gable.

00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:51.360
Then we got Ariana DeBose, who plays Rose Carlisle.

00:51:52.460 --> 00:51:57.880
We got Daniel Wu, who plays Alvin Knuckles Gable.

00:52:00.500 --> 00:52:05.159
You know what I almost said? You know what I

00:52:05.159 --> 00:52:07.500
almost said? You remember the Misadventures of

00:52:07.500 --> 00:52:12.380
Flapjack? No, I never watched that. Oh, you didn't?

00:52:12.440 --> 00:52:15.860
No. Well, one of the characters in that, his

00:52:15.860 --> 00:52:20.079
name is Knuckles. Oh, really? I almost said that.

00:52:20.809 --> 00:52:28.750
I almost said Alvin Knuckles Gable. But yeah,

00:52:28.789 --> 00:52:35.489
Alvin Gable, a .k .a. Knuckles. Mustafa Shakir,

00:52:35.570 --> 00:52:40.670
who plays the Raven. This character was perfect

00:52:40.670 --> 00:52:45.329
for him. He's got that old -timey villain vibe.

00:52:45.690 --> 00:52:52.699
He does. Freaking amazing. uh let's say we got

00:52:52.699 --> 00:52:56.460
andre erickson who plays otis marshawn lynch

00:52:56.460 --> 00:53:02.980
who plays king cam gig and debt who plays renny

00:53:02.980 --> 00:53:10.000
merlot what do i know him from yeah i thought

00:53:10.000 --> 00:53:11.860
the same thing i couldn't put two and two together

00:53:11.860 --> 00:53:21.849
though oh he was in violent night Oh, shit. Yeah,

00:53:21.929 --> 00:53:29.590
he was. Yeah. Let's see. Then we got Leo Tipton,

00:53:29.590 --> 00:53:36.530
who plays Ashley. What did we say her name was?

00:53:37.489 --> 00:53:41.070
I think Amber. Yeah. I don't know where the hell

00:53:41.070 --> 00:53:44.309
we got Amber from. We got the A, right? Yeah,

00:53:44.329 --> 00:53:47.909
true. And then Sean Astin played Cliff Cusick.

00:53:49.519 --> 00:53:52.619
Oh, and then Reese Darby played Kippy Betts.

00:53:53.000 --> 00:54:01.239
Also another great character. All right. What's

00:54:01.239 --> 00:54:05.780
your top three looking like? Number one. Absolutely.

00:54:06.000 --> 00:54:11.380
Kehoe Kwan or Kehoe Kwan. So just like Sean Astin,

00:54:11.500 --> 00:54:15.139
like seriously, Kehoe Kwan just seems like such

00:54:15.139 --> 00:54:17.900
a genuinely nice guy down to earth would be.

00:54:18.590 --> 00:54:21.210
a honor to meet him in person, just like Sean

00:54:21.210 --> 00:54:25.449
Astin, but he's, he's a phenomenal actor. I'm

00:54:25.449 --> 00:54:27.809
glad that he's making his comeback and I can't

00:54:27.809 --> 00:54:31.349
wait to see what else he does because he is incredible

00:54:31.349 --> 00:54:34.289
in this role. He makes this movie watchable in

00:54:34.289 --> 00:54:36.650
my opinion, like nothing against the other actors

00:54:36.650 --> 00:54:38.429
in this, but if it weren't for him in this role,

00:54:38.570 --> 00:54:42.030
I don't think this movie would even work personally.

00:54:43.050 --> 00:54:47.460
Agreed. He is just fantastic in this role. truly

00:54:47.460 --> 00:54:52.539
truly great yeah he's my my number one as well

00:54:52.539 --> 00:54:56.699
for all the reasons that you you just said like

00:54:56.699 --> 00:55:02.780
he is so fun and just so lovable he is yeah um

00:55:02.780 --> 00:55:06.880
number two like honestly i'm basing these off

00:55:06.880 --> 00:55:08.679
like the characters that like i just like really

00:55:08.679 --> 00:55:11.079
vibed with like i just really enjoyed their acting

00:55:11.880 --> 00:55:14.920
I probably give number two. You know what? I

00:55:14.920 --> 00:55:16.960
don't think you're going to like me for this.

00:55:17.019 --> 00:55:18.800
I'm going to give two to Sean Astin, honestly.

00:55:19.440 --> 00:55:24.659
I know he's in such a small role. Yeah. He's

00:55:24.659 --> 00:55:28.139
in such a small role in this movie. But what

00:55:28.139 --> 00:55:32.059
he makes up for it is how incredible his acting

00:55:32.059 --> 00:55:37.179
is in that one scene that he has with. oh my

00:55:37.179 --> 00:55:41.400
god marvin's brother alvin um that to me is knuckles

00:55:41.400 --> 00:55:44.460
thank you um to me that is the best acting in

00:55:44.460 --> 00:55:48.599
this in this movie that scene is just amazing

00:55:48.599 --> 00:55:52.519
like his sean aston like really showcases his

00:55:52.519 --> 00:55:56.199
acting chops and that like yeah just that scene

00:55:56.199 --> 00:55:58.219
is just great and it just sucks that he dies

00:55:58.219 --> 00:56:01.320
at the end i get it like why it had to happen

00:56:01.320 --> 00:56:05.929
but like still it sucks um But yeah, just I think

00:56:05.929 --> 00:56:09.489
because like for the moment he like was on screen,

00:56:09.590 --> 00:56:12.210
I'm just like, yeah, you remind me why I love

00:56:12.210 --> 00:56:16.090
Sean Astin. Like his acting is fantastic. And

00:56:16.090 --> 00:56:19.230
what he was given, what little he was given here,

00:56:19.349 --> 00:56:23.090
I loved. So, yeah, I'm giving number two to Sean

00:56:23.090 --> 00:56:27.010
Astin. Number three. Yeah, I don't think that

00:56:27.010 --> 00:56:31.090
they needed to kill him. I agree. I absolutely

00:56:31.090 --> 00:56:36.139
agree. Agree. But. uh yeah i think personally

00:56:36.139 --> 00:56:38.980
what i would have done was just show that he

00:56:38.980 --> 00:56:42.920
wasn't dead and just like was wearing like an

00:56:42.920 --> 00:56:45.420
eye patch at the end because like all he did

00:56:45.420 --> 00:56:47.059
was get stabbed in the eye and then they left

00:56:47.059 --> 00:56:51.219
that's yeah man yeah i would have liked that

00:56:51.219 --> 00:56:55.679
a lot better uh number three i would give to

00:56:55.679 --> 00:57:01.940
is it leo that played um ashley is that her name

00:57:01.940 --> 00:57:06.860
yep Yeah. Leo. Okay. You know what? I'm sorry.

00:57:06.960 --> 00:57:08.360
I'm going to change this. I'm going to put Sean

00:57:08.360 --> 00:57:09.940
Aston number three. I'm going to put her number

00:57:09.940 --> 00:57:13.900
two because I just loved her energy throughout

00:57:13.900 --> 00:57:18.440
this. Like how she had such a, like, I want to

00:57:18.440 --> 00:57:21.239
quit this job so bad, but Marvin won't let me,

00:57:21.340 --> 00:57:24.460
like, I wish that he would understand my pain.

00:57:25.099 --> 00:57:27.900
Like, just like, I just don't give a shit anymore.

00:57:27.980 --> 00:57:31.039
Like if, if I were to die tomorrow, I would.

00:57:31.949 --> 00:57:35.070
it would be number one on my list. Um, but then

00:57:35.070 --> 00:57:38.769
when she is introduced to the Raven, his words

00:57:38.769 --> 00:57:42.429
speak to her. She finally finds someone that

00:57:42.429 --> 00:57:46.630
actually understands her and just, it re it leads

00:57:46.630 --> 00:57:51.449
to a, a, um, a really nice relationship. I, I,

00:57:51.449 --> 00:57:53.969
it looks like it's going to be a very nice relationship.

00:57:54.550 --> 00:57:58.750
Um, just, yeah, I, I, I loved her. Um, I loved

00:57:58.750 --> 00:58:02.510
her attitude. I loved her. like i said i don't

00:58:02.510 --> 00:58:08.150
give a about this attitude um yeah so yeah so

00:58:08.150 --> 00:58:10.329
she's number two and then sean aston is number

00:58:10.329 --> 00:58:15.130
three dude you know what i loved about her was

00:58:16.840 --> 00:58:19.460
how she was able to sell like when she was talking

00:58:19.460 --> 00:58:22.219
to marvin and being like i quit and he's just

00:58:22.219 --> 00:58:25.059
like like cool cool cool uh can you not quit

00:58:25.059 --> 00:58:28.119
for like a minute and help me and bring me some

00:58:28.119 --> 00:58:31.500
of this paperwork and she's like uh fine whatever

00:58:31.500 --> 00:58:35.539
yeah and then uh but i loved how she did that

00:58:35.539 --> 00:58:38.940
and how she like got involved dude i was so worried

00:58:38.940 --> 00:58:44.780
for her in the fight that uh at the house i was

00:58:44.780 --> 00:58:47.360
like dude i'm like oh my because like she kept

00:58:47.360 --> 00:58:50.780
getting like real close calls and i'm like oh

00:58:50.780 --> 00:58:54.460
my god are they going to kill ashley yeah i was

00:58:54.460 --> 00:58:58.920
so i know i would have been devastated same here

00:58:58.920 --> 00:59:02.360
but yeah so she i'm actually putting as my number

00:59:02.360 --> 00:59:08.219
three okay uh my number two though is going to

00:59:08.219 --> 00:59:12.059
marshawn lynch who played the king or played

00:59:12.059 --> 00:59:15.590
king I thought he was so much fricking fun, dude.

00:59:15.710 --> 00:59:20.570
I loved his, like when, when, when Marv pinned

00:59:20.570 --> 00:59:23.489
his ass to the deck and started hopping over

00:59:23.489 --> 00:59:25.989
the fences and he's like this little spider monkey

00:59:25.989 --> 00:59:29.210
looking ass. Oh, I freaking love it. When, um,

00:59:29.230 --> 00:59:33.130
what was it? Marvin puts, um, the, uh, reward

00:59:33.130 --> 00:59:35.250
in the fridge. And then all of a sudden King's

00:59:35.250 --> 00:59:37.670
just like, no, get your ass in the fridge. Dude,

00:59:37.750 --> 00:59:42.500
that scene was like that whole fight. easily

00:59:42.500 --> 00:59:45.780
my favorite sequence that that's fair that was

00:59:45.780 --> 00:59:49.820
that was fantastic like i loved when they freaking

00:59:49.820 --> 00:59:52.960
stuffed his ass in the in the fridge and i was

00:59:52.960 --> 00:59:55.199
like oh shit like they got him now and then they

00:59:55.199 --> 00:59:57.619
just picked the whole damn thing up and tossed

00:59:57.619 --> 01:00:01.739
it i'm like this is peak cinema like i was just

01:00:01.739 --> 01:00:06.360
like oh shit because like it looked like legitimately

01:00:06.360 --> 01:00:10.800
like like kwan was in that damn fridge dude like

01:00:10.800 --> 01:00:12.480
the way that they taught like i thought that

01:00:12.480 --> 01:00:14.280
they were gonna cut and it was gonna be like

01:00:14.280 --> 01:00:16.639
he rolls out like no he they freaking tossed

01:00:16.639 --> 01:00:19.579
that yeah and then he rolls out and then they

01:00:19.579 --> 01:00:24.099
cut and i'm like good lord i'm curious like i

01:00:24.099 --> 01:00:26.539
don't know it's like so far -fetched if um they

01:00:26.539 --> 01:00:29.500
thought oh hey indiana jones got that treatment

01:00:29.500 --> 01:00:32.619
in the indy 4 let's give it to the original short

01:00:32.619 --> 01:00:36.190
round in this one If that was the thought process

01:00:36.190 --> 01:00:41.670
behind it, I would love that. Yeah. I don't know

01:00:41.670 --> 01:00:43.269
why I said original short round. He's the only

01:00:43.269 --> 01:00:46.050
short round. Yeah, I know. Dude, that fight was

01:00:46.050 --> 01:00:54.150
freaking epic. Yeah, that was... I love the little

01:00:54.150 --> 01:00:58.210
beats that... Yeah. I love the little beats that

01:00:58.210 --> 01:01:02.719
happened when Otis shot the crock pot. and then

01:01:02.719 --> 01:01:04.900
went and like tasted what was in it and he's

01:01:04.900 --> 01:01:08.079
like oh man they would continue to win like went

01:01:08.079 --> 01:01:12.199
and fought marf more i'm like exactly how i'd

01:01:12.199 --> 01:01:16.199
react dude like that was just that was pure gold

01:01:16.199 --> 01:01:19.400
like i freaking love that and then everything

01:01:19.400 --> 01:01:24.199
like afterward with uh with king and otis was

01:01:24.199 --> 01:01:29.119
great like i love when he's fighting uh the raven

01:01:29.929 --> 01:01:34.989
and he's throwing the feather darts he's like

01:01:34.989 --> 01:01:37.690
getting irritated with he's like are those feathers

01:01:37.690 --> 01:01:40.550
like what the hell and then he gets like freaking

01:01:40.550 --> 01:01:45.050
pierced with one he's like ah shit like i love

01:01:45.050 --> 01:01:48.369
that shit dude i thought that was so funny and

01:01:48.369 --> 01:01:53.329
uh i'll bring it up with costumes but just real

01:01:53.329 --> 01:01:56.789
quick the way that hit that the raven like act

01:01:56.789 --> 01:01:59.460
like pulled up his boots and like put on the

01:01:59.460 --> 01:02:03.780
big hooks that was so cool yeah that was so badass

01:02:03.780 --> 01:02:09.280
yeah like oh my god like they they wasted this

01:02:09.280 --> 01:02:12.320
suit like in this movie like this would have

01:02:12.320 --> 01:02:16.019
made an epic like bad guy in a superhero film

01:02:16.019 --> 01:02:19.599
dude freaking i um when they were showing case

01:02:19.599 --> 01:02:21.960
and now i'm just like i wish that they would

01:02:21.960 --> 01:02:25.820
have done something like that for um um uh bill

01:02:25.820 --> 01:02:28.900
skarsgård's character in the crow like if he

01:02:28.900 --> 01:02:30.900
could have been able to do that that would have

01:02:30.900 --> 01:02:33.019
been freaking awesome oh that would have been

01:02:33.019 --> 01:02:38.900
so cool yeah uh gosh such a great cast was a

01:02:38.900 --> 01:02:43.300
pretty solid cast i'm i'm probably gonna be just

01:02:43.300 --> 01:02:46.179
a hair below where i was at with writing i'm

01:02:46.179 --> 01:02:48.980
gonna be at 82 that's exactly what i was thinking

01:02:48.980 --> 01:02:53.960
yeah yeah there we go yeah i i love this cast

01:02:53.960 --> 01:02:55.820
like i thought they were so fun and enjoyable

01:02:55.820 --> 01:03:00.820
to watch like perfect agreed all right next up

01:03:00.820 --> 01:03:03.420
we got character development there was a decent

01:03:03.420 --> 01:03:07.760
amount from everyone yes there definitely was

01:03:07.760 --> 01:03:11.380
this is personally where i feel the movie thrived

01:03:11.380 --> 01:03:14.780
i can i can agree with that um because i mean

01:03:14.780 --> 01:03:18.300
you know speaking of marvin um it was very interesting

01:03:18.300 --> 01:03:21.519
seeing him go from what we first are introduced

01:03:21.519 --> 01:03:25.000
to him as the, as Marvin, the realtor discovering

01:03:25.000 --> 01:03:28.760
what his past life was like him trying to run

01:03:28.760 --> 01:03:30.519
from it. And then finally at the end, he just

01:03:30.519 --> 01:03:33.980
embraces that, like kind of got the best of both

01:03:33.980 --> 01:03:39.099
worlds here. So like overall, despite that, like

01:03:39.099 --> 01:03:42.440
I didn't buy the romantic relationship between

01:03:42.440 --> 01:03:46.500
him and Rose. putting that aside the character

01:03:46.500 --> 01:03:49.079
development we get for marvin throughout like

01:03:49.079 --> 01:03:52.880
actually like pretty pretty good oh yeah like

01:03:52.880 --> 01:03:57.159
really good arc there same deal with um with

01:03:57.159 --> 01:04:00.500
king or with otis yeah like it's an unexpected

01:04:00.500 --> 01:04:03.619
character development but like it works and like

01:04:03.619 --> 01:04:06.739
honestly you're you're happy for him you are

01:04:06.739 --> 01:04:09.619
that was what was freaking hilarious about it

01:04:09.619 --> 01:04:13.519
like you all of these characters that you're

01:04:13.519 --> 01:04:15.380
just like oh shit they're going after the the

01:04:15.380 --> 01:04:17.579
main guy like the guy we're supposed to be rooting

01:04:17.579 --> 01:04:22.239
for and just like yeah like you're super hyped

01:04:22.239 --> 01:04:26.360
that he was able to like get the girl yeah same

01:04:26.360 --> 01:04:28.340
thing with ashley like how she starts out like

01:04:28.340 --> 01:04:31.900
so like depressed like just done with everything

01:04:31.900 --> 01:04:34.780
and then at the end she finds true love it's

01:04:34.780 --> 01:04:39.619
it's great i loved that yeah it was so good i

01:04:39.619 --> 01:04:42.820
i'm not listen i'm not gonna like sit here and

01:04:42.820 --> 01:04:44.940
and say that this was like the best character

01:04:44.940 --> 01:04:50.199
arc in like the world or anything it was good

01:04:50.199 --> 01:04:52.480
like they gave us a starting point for these

01:04:52.480 --> 01:04:55.579
characters and we had an obvious end point for

01:04:55.579 --> 01:04:59.820
them too so here i'm probably gonna be at like

01:04:59.820 --> 01:05:04.239
an 86 damn man i was thinking the same thing

01:05:04.239 --> 01:05:09.500
geez all right next up effects There wasn't too

01:05:09.500 --> 01:05:13.239
much use of CGI. The only thing I could think

01:05:13.239 --> 01:05:16.420
of was like the knife throwing. Yeah. And even

01:05:16.420 --> 01:05:18.460
like, I feel that looked pretty good. It looked

01:05:18.460 --> 01:05:24.099
amazing. Yeah. But the choreography, like, wow.

01:05:24.539 --> 01:05:27.159
Excellent job to the fight choreographers in

01:05:27.159 --> 01:05:31.340
this movie. Oh yeah. This was, this made me feel

01:05:31.340 --> 01:05:35.320
like this was like an early Jackie Chan film,

01:05:35.440 --> 01:05:39.190
dude. like yeah dude straight yeah like straight

01:05:39.190 --> 01:05:43.030
up like the use of the environment like the way

01:05:43.030 --> 01:05:45.530
that he was like using just random objects around

01:05:45.530 --> 01:05:47.750
the house like how he took that freaking amethyst

01:05:47.750 --> 01:05:51.190
and just freaking chucked it otis's head uh yeah

01:05:51.190 --> 01:05:54.329
i just loved what he was he would do whatever

01:05:54.329 --> 01:05:58.429
he had to to protect his ward that was just fantastic

01:05:58.429 --> 01:06:04.309
yeah i thought that was so good um gosh yeah

01:06:04.309 --> 01:06:09.320
all all the fights dude were Epic. I'm not even

01:06:09.320 --> 01:06:13.619
thinking to the fight with all the goons in whatever

01:06:13.619 --> 01:06:16.920
the place was. Was that a video store? I don't

01:06:16.920 --> 01:06:20.719
know what the hell it was. Those looked like

01:06:20.719 --> 01:06:23.159
DVD racks that they were knocking down. It did.

01:06:23.760 --> 01:06:28.119
But it was weird. You know what it reminded me

01:06:28.119 --> 01:06:32.059
of? It reminded me of a set that you would have

01:06:32.059 --> 01:06:36.539
seen in Victorious or iCarly. where it's kind

01:06:36.539 --> 01:06:39.880
of a smoothie place yeah because it looked like

01:06:39.880 --> 01:06:43.519
it was like a boba stand so it's like so it looks

01:06:43.519 --> 01:06:46.280
like it had that smoothie place but it had movies

01:06:46.280 --> 01:06:51.219
but it also had video games and just like like

01:06:51.219 --> 01:06:53.820
an arcade it was just it was an odd mixture of

01:06:53.820 --> 01:06:57.860
everything it was like it gave me like real i

01:06:57.860 --> 01:07:00.639
carly vibes the lighting was cool as hell though

01:07:00.639 --> 01:07:04.420
oh yeah super cool but yeah the fight with those

01:07:04.420 --> 01:07:09.139
goons was was awesome um i'm trying to think

01:07:09.139 --> 01:07:13.179
of like specific instances oh like the the big

01:07:13.179 --> 01:07:17.500
guy with the shotgun that came out oh yeah he

01:07:17.500 --> 01:07:21.199
got blasted across the store that was oh that

01:07:21.199 --> 01:07:24.679
was okay that was awesome yeah like there was

01:07:24.679 --> 01:07:28.260
definitely like a cheese factor to like some

01:07:28.260 --> 01:07:30.989
of the fights because it they like when someone

01:07:30.989 --> 01:07:33.269
would get kicked they'd get kicked across the

01:07:33.269 --> 01:07:36.130
room or when they got thrown they'd get like

01:07:36.130 --> 01:07:40.610
thrown way further than like physically possible

01:07:40.610 --> 01:07:46.869
like it was borderline superhuman and i think

01:07:46.869 --> 01:07:50.510
that made me enjoy it just a bit more fair enough

01:07:50.510 --> 01:07:54.369
and i love that it wasn't like over cgi it like

01:07:54.369 --> 01:07:56.570
all the like the the shit that they were doing

01:07:56.570 --> 01:08:01.380
it felt like classic like doing it on wires yeah

01:08:01.380 --> 01:08:04.760
no that's fair and i freaking loved that aspect

01:08:04.760 --> 01:08:09.139
to it and then yeah like just the the you utilizing

01:08:09.139 --> 01:08:14.440
the environment around you was great like like

01:08:14.440 --> 01:08:17.760
i said very early jackie chan like even like

01:08:17.760 --> 01:08:20.460
current jackie chan like he still does that that

01:08:20.460 --> 01:08:26.460
but it the fight sequences felt like rush hour

01:08:27.359 --> 01:08:31.640
yeah they did and i love that i like i love the

01:08:31.640 --> 01:08:35.840
the final fight with knuckles and how he's like

01:08:35.840 --> 01:08:38.079
swinging the bat and he just freaking like breaks

01:08:38.079 --> 01:08:41.039
that bat in half like blocking it i'm like this

01:08:41.039 --> 01:08:43.760
is sick dude whenever knuckles would put that

01:08:43.760 --> 01:08:45.680
hat on i want to be like take that damn thing

01:08:45.680 --> 01:08:49.199
off yeah freaking disrespectful yeah this is

01:08:49.199 --> 01:08:52.920
what like where or why i think that it would

01:08:52.920 --> 01:08:56.409
have been nice had they not killed cliff and

01:08:56.409 --> 01:08:58.970
just made it like giving them an eye patch or

01:08:58.970 --> 01:09:04.029
some shit yeah i agree but justice for cliff

01:09:04.029 --> 01:09:10.329
yeah no joke i like this was perfectly over the

01:09:10.329 --> 01:09:15.810
top and i i loved every second of it like i i

01:09:15.810 --> 01:09:19.229
love how like when the um just the random shit

01:09:19.229 --> 01:09:21.750
that would happen when he would um or like when

01:09:21.750 --> 01:09:25.869
that house that he was selling got shot up and

01:09:25.869 --> 01:09:29.609
he like i got a guy that could like take all

01:09:29.609 --> 01:09:31.609
this out you wouldn't even notice it's there

01:09:31.609 --> 01:09:34.729
like i i personally am really high with this

01:09:34.729 --> 01:09:39.689
i'm sitting at 93 wow okay i was so impressed

01:09:39.689 --> 01:09:42.949
with the choreography here like it was next level

01:09:42.949 --> 01:09:47.310
dude i i'm personally not in the 90s but i am

01:09:47.310 --> 01:09:50.970
still pretty high i'm at an 89 close enough all

01:09:50.970 --> 01:09:53.869
right next up we got music i thought this wasn't

01:09:53.869 --> 01:09:59.880
that bad It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. What was

01:09:59.880 --> 01:10:05.399
the song that was playing during the final fight?

01:10:06.180 --> 01:10:10.920
That's a great question. I didn't recognize it.

01:10:11.479 --> 01:10:19.500
I recognized it a little bit. I'm super missed

01:10:19.500 --> 01:10:24.989
opportunity. There's a song. called love hurts

01:10:24.989 --> 01:10:29.630
and they didn't even try and play it that yeah

01:10:29.630 --> 01:10:32.750
that's true like i was like that's so lame like

01:10:32.750 --> 01:10:35.210
why the hell wouldn't you play the like the song

01:10:35.210 --> 01:10:38.770
that has like this perfectly ties into what your

01:10:38.770 --> 01:10:43.409
movie's about true like i'll say that like the

01:10:43.409 --> 01:10:47.430
the soundtrack was good oh it was it was a you're

01:10:47.430 --> 01:10:50.569
the first the last my everything that was the

01:10:50.569 --> 01:10:54.850
song yeah i don't know i wasn't super impressed

01:10:54.850 --> 01:10:58.810
with it like with the soundtrack overall i i'm

01:10:58.810 --> 01:11:01.689
i'm sitting at a seven because i mean the music

01:11:01.689 --> 01:11:07.130
was good seven feels i'm going six dude i'm going

01:11:07.130 --> 01:11:11.369
seven like i like that that song during the final

01:11:11.369 --> 01:11:13.529
fight i'm just like okay you know what i'm kind

01:11:13.529 --> 01:11:16.710
of vibing with this i like this so that that

01:11:16.710 --> 01:11:19.569
boosts me up to a seven yeah i think this was

01:11:19.569 --> 01:11:22.720
a missed opportunity missed opportunity to get

01:11:22.720 --> 01:11:26.039
a little bit crazy with the soundtrack fair enough

01:11:26.039 --> 01:11:28.579
like this is one that would have thrived with

01:11:28.579 --> 01:11:33.319
a with a kick -ass soundtrack true very true

01:11:33.319 --> 01:11:36.659
all right moving on over to costumes nothing

01:11:36.659 --> 01:11:40.619
too special here no i i loved the sweater that

01:11:40.619 --> 01:11:43.720
rose puts him in after she saves his ass yeah

01:11:43.720 --> 01:11:47.579
that was very cute like i think i'm like i'm

01:11:47.579 --> 01:11:50.000
probably sitting at like a seven and that is

01:11:50.000 --> 01:11:55.239
solely for yeah that sweater and the raven like

01:11:55.239 --> 01:11:57.779
i thought his his oh yeah the raven looked badass

01:11:57.779 --> 01:12:01.859
so cool everyone else it was just like they had

01:12:01.859 --> 01:12:04.779
outfits that kind of fit with the character and

01:12:04.779 --> 01:12:08.640
whatnot um i'll get talking about reese darby's

01:12:08.640 --> 01:12:14.210
character um kip And how his teeth were knocked

01:12:14.210 --> 01:12:18.550
out. Hilarious. Yeah, that was great. You could

01:12:18.550 --> 01:12:20.630
you you could totally tell that he was wearing

01:12:20.630 --> 01:12:24.289
a frickin like prosthetic or something, though,

01:12:24.329 --> 01:12:26.789
because his lip was hanging like super like it

01:12:26.789 --> 01:12:28.829
looked like he was like his lips were swollen

01:12:28.829 --> 01:12:34.449
that. Yeah, that's true. But oh, well. But I

01:12:34.449 --> 01:12:38.829
liked how he's just like how he immediately goes

01:12:38.829 --> 01:12:43.359
and calls. what's his face Merlo. And he's just

01:12:43.359 --> 01:12:46.560
like, I'm getting the hell out of Dodge. Oh yeah.

01:12:46.640 --> 01:12:49.680
That was, that was good. Yeah. But I, yeah. Seven

01:12:49.680 --> 01:12:52.340
is, is where I'm at. Like I, I couldn't just,

01:12:52.380 --> 01:12:55.720
if I go in any higher, I, yeah, I agree. Seven

01:12:55.720 --> 01:12:59.460
as well. Yeah. All right. Last up, we got personal

01:12:59.460 --> 01:13:01.899
score. I think we're going to be very different

01:13:01.899 --> 01:13:04.359
on this. So I want to hear yours first. Okay.

01:13:04.479 --> 01:13:09.300
All right. Um, so overall, like I thought that,

01:13:10.060 --> 01:13:13.100
this movie was just okay um it had some good

01:13:13.100 --> 01:13:15.159
parts don't get me wrong but like at the end

01:13:15.159 --> 01:13:18.420
of the day like i don't see myself going back

01:13:18.420 --> 01:13:22.039
to watch this um i had a decent enough time with

01:13:22.039 --> 01:13:24.760
it um but just i had like a good amount of problems

01:13:24.760 --> 01:13:29.060
with it um that some that they uh kind of took

01:13:29.060 --> 01:13:34.739
me out of it a couple of times um so i think

01:13:34.739 --> 01:13:40.739
personal i think my personal score Sorry, I'm

01:13:40.739 --> 01:13:43.479
like in between two numbers. I think I'll be

01:13:43.479 --> 01:13:46.939
at a 70. The anticipation is killing you, isn't

01:13:46.939 --> 01:13:51.739
it? A little bit. Shit. I'm sorry. You know,

01:13:51.760 --> 01:13:57.020
it deserves. God damn it. 74. Good Lord, dude.

01:13:57.159 --> 01:13:58.939
I'm sorry. I don't think you've ever struggled

01:13:58.939 --> 01:14:03.159
with one like that. 74. That is my personal score.

01:14:03.939 --> 01:14:07.880
Okay. I think you hit submit before you. I did.

01:14:07.960 --> 01:14:14.289
Shit. All right. Okay. My bad. Yeah. Yeah. I,

01:14:14.409 --> 01:14:17.590
I'm a lot higher. I'm personally sitting at like

01:14:17.590 --> 01:14:22.170
an 88. This is one. Okay. Yeah, I know. I'm definitely

01:14:22.170 --> 01:14:26.569
going to be like re rewatching this one. Like

01:14:26.569 --> 01:14:28.390
this might be like a new Valentine's day movie

01:14:28.390 --> 01:14:31.090
for me. Like if I'm being like completely real,

01:14:31.210 --> 01:14:34.770
like I, I fricking loved it, dude. I thought

01:14:34.770 --> 01:14:39.670
it was so fun. It was cheesy. It had that little

01:14:39.670 --> 01:14:43.430
romantic aspect to it. It was super enjoyable.

01:14:43.989 --> 01:14:47.750
So, yeah, this is one I'm going to keep on my

01:14:47.750 --> 01:14:51.149
rotation, especially during the romantic holiday

01:14:51.149 --> 01:14:57.130
season. All right. So, yeah, like I said, I'm

01:14:57.130 --> 01:14:59.529
going to be at an 88. All right, going through

01:14:59.529 --> 01:15:03.050
these scores real quick. Starting off with story,

01:15:03.250 --> 01:15:08.029
we ended up sitting at a 74. So not a super great

01:15:08.029 --> 01:15:11.829
start. But writing got a pretty decent bump.

01:15:11.850 --> 01:15:15.710
It's sitting at an 80. Acting got a little bit

01:15:15.710 --> 01:15:18.770
higher, sitting at an 82. Character development

01:15:18.770 --> 01:15:23.750
is sitting at an 86. The effects are our highest

01:15:23.750 --> 01:15:27.960
category, sitting at a 91. music is sitting at

01:15:27.960 --> 01:15:30.699
a six out of 10 costumes are sitting at a seven

01:15:30.699 --> 01:15:33.100
out of 10. And then our personal score ended

01:15:33.100 --> 01:15:37.460
up averaging out to an 81. So the final all bros

01:15:37.460 --> 01:15:40.600
letter grade for love hurts has come out to a

01:15:40.600 --> 01:15:46.659
B minus. Okay. Yeah, I'll take that. I will take

01:15:46.659 --> 01:15:49.920
that all day long. Yeah. Let's see. Let's see

01:15:49.920 --> 01:15:52.800
where it's sitting. uh it's on the lower end

01:15:52.800 --> 01:15:56.880
of b minus so our our cutoff for a b minus is

01:15:56.880 --> 01:16:03.060
80 this is sitting at an 81 .12 so which puts

01:16:03.060 --> 01:16:06.399
it on the exact same level as peter pan and wendy

01:16:06.399 --> 01:16:12.300
oh okay yeah that's interesting yeah okay personally

01:16:12.300 --> 01:16:14.640
i think this movie is better than that one i

01:16:14.640 --> 01:16:19.119
do too um but let's see So you want to hear what

01:16:19.119 --> 01:16:22.640
it's below first or what it's above? I want to

01:16:22.640 --> 01:16:26.159
hear what it's above first. Okay. So Love Hurts

01:16:26.159 --> 01:16:31.260
is sitting above the Banana Splits movie. Okay.

01:16:32.140 --> 01:16:37.319
It's above Dune. All right. It's above Top Gun.

01:16:37.600 --> 01:16:41.439
Oh, damn. Yeah. Okay. Not Maverick. Just the

01:16:41.439 --> 01:16:46.659
first Top Gun. Okay. It is above. Super Mario

01:16:46.659 --> 01:16:51.859
Bros. 1993. Okay. And it's above Dear Evan Hansen.

01:16:51.939 --> 01:16:55.159
Okay. Then going what it's below, it's sitting

01:16:55.159 --> 01:16:58.600
below The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion, The

01:16:58.600 --> 01:17:02.500
Witch, and The Wardrobe. Fair. It is below Despicable

01:17:02.500 --> 01:17:07.640
Me 4. Okay. It's below Migration. Okay. Fair.

01:17:07.760 --> 01:17:11.819
It's below The Matrix Reloaded. Okay. It's below

01:17:11.819 --> 01:17:16.210
Birds of Prey. Yeah, that's fair. And it is below

01:17:16.210 --> 01:17:21.210
the bad guys. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I can agree

01:17:21.210 --> 01:17:25.270
with that. I do have one question. Where did,

01:17:25.390 --> 01:17:30.210
is it higher or lower than Minecraft? Than Minecraft?

01:17:30.590 --> 01:17:36.569
Yeah. It is. Yes. It's above Minecraft. Okay.

01:17:37.109 --> 01:17:41.989
Yes. By like a decent amount. Let's go. Well.

01:17:43.079 --> 01:17:48.039
decent's a strong word let's see it is so minecraft

01:17:48.039 --> 01:17:55.439
is 79 .31 and love hurts is at 81 so that's a

01:17:55.439 --> 01:18:00.159
two percent difference okay so i mean it's not

01:18:00.159 --> 01:18:03.619
it's not horribly above it like like we've said

01:18:03.619 --> 01:18:06.399
that the the the margins here are really freaking

01:18:06.399 --> 01:18:10.340
tight yeah like it's literally just the difference

01:18:10.340 --> 01:18:14.960
between a b minus and a c plus like if if if

01:18:14.960 --> 01:18:17.640
this movie if minecraft was one percent higher

01:18:17.640 --> 01:18:22.340
it would have been a b minus and if love hurts

01:18:22.340 --> 01:18:26.300
was one percent it's i mean yeah if it was still

01:18:26.300 --> 01:18:28.619
it was one percent it'd still be a b minus but

01:18:28.619 --> 01:18:34.960
like barely okay because what is it um dear evan

01:18:34.960 --> 01:18:38.659
hansen is like right at a perfect 80 percent

01:18:38.659 --> 01:18:42.729
gotcha so yeah that's where it's sitting Hell

01:18:42.729 --> 01:18:47.869
yeah. All right. Well, that wraps up this week's

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01:19:35.750 --> 01:19:39.800
my schedule looks like. So if we record next

01:19:39.800 --> 01:19:43.460
week, we will be talking about the latest live

01:19:43.460 --> 01:19:46.579
action remake that Disney's done, Lilo and Stitch,

01:19:46.920 --> 01:19:50.119
which Rose is going to go see this Sunday as

01:19:50.119 --> 01:19:53.199
of recording or when we're recording. So when

01:19:53.199 --> 01:19:55.920
this episode releases, he'll have seen it already.

01:19:56.439 --> 01:19:59.899
It'll be the day before. And I don't know if

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he's going to like it. I'm very interested to

01:20:04.619 --> 01:20:06.760
see how I'm going to feel about this one. Very

01:20:06.760 --> 01:20:09.689
interested. I have a feeling like once we talk,

01:20:09.770 --> 01:20:12.090
like this is what I'm going to try really hard

01:20:12.090 --> 01:20:16.109
to make happen. Because if I feel like if you

01:20:16.109 --> 01:20:20.750
hate it, I bet I could talk you into somewhat

01:20:20.750 --> 01:20:23.449
liking it. Yeah, that's fair. I could see it.

01:20:23.449 --> 01:20:26.050
I don't know, dude. I don't like even if I don't

01:20:26.050 --> 01:20:28.609
agree with the changes that they made, I don't

01:20:28.609 --> 01:20:32.449
see myself fully hating it personally. Yeah,

01:20:32.489 --> 01:20:35.449
I have like I don't think. Yeah, I think you'll

01:20:35.449 --> 01:20:38.619
enjoy some things about it. I don't think you'll

01:20:38.619 --> 01:20:42.260
enjoy a lot of the changes made, though. Okay.

01:20:43.340 --> 01:20:46.319
But we'll see. We'll figure that out. So we'll

01:20:46.319 --> 01:20:51.000
do Lilo and Stitch next week. If not, we'll come

01:20:51.000 --> 01:20:54.319
the following week with a breakdown of Final

01:20:54.319 --> 01:20:57.420
Destination Bloodlines. And then we'll kind of

01:20:57.420 --> 01:21:00.319
go from there because the movie schedule is a

01:21:00.319 --> 01:21:06.100
little nuts. Yeah. Because, like, come June 13th,

01:21:06.100 --> 01:21:09.550
it's crazy. crazy like there's literally a movie

01:21:09.550 --> 01:21:13.750
a week until the 13th of july like we get a little

01:21:13.750 --> 01:21:16.829
bit of a break at like we get like we get we

01:21:16.829 --> 01:21:19.710
literally it's super like it's superman then

01:21:19.710 --> 01:21:22.989
kind of nothing and then it's fantastic four

01:21:22.989 --> 01:21:27.649
and bad guys freaker friday nobody to like all

01:21:27.649 --> 01:21:33.689
in a freaking row damn like it's it's crazy um

01:21:33.689 --> 01:21:37.300
so yeah You guys can look forward to that craziness

01:21:37.300 --> 01:21:42.800
next week or the week after, depending on how

01:21:42.800 --> 01:21:47.039
shit goes. But until then, this has been the

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All Bros Podcast. I'm Caleb. And I'm Jonathan.

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And we'll talk to you guys next time. Deuces.

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See ya.