The fact that we are all still standing here
is a testament to their heroism. Anyway, there's
nothing you or I can do to bring them back now.
He has risen, baby girl. Fuck! What is up, bros?
I'm Jonathan. And I'm Caleb. And we're a couple
of bros on a mission to give you guys the most
detailed movie reviews out there with as little
bias as possible. Welcome to the All Bros. The
first episode in a long, long time. Long, long,
long time. Basically, 2025 so far has really
fucking sucked for Caleb and I. Um, because,
uh, we both lost our fathers, uh, at the, at
the beginning of the year, Caleb lost his dad
in January and I lost mine in February. Yeah.
Cause you know, we just like to copy each other
like that. Yeah. Yeah. That just really shows
how connected we are. Um, and that's literally
what I sent Caleb. That's probably really fucked
up to say, um, literally the day that my dad
passed away, I'm just like, Hey man, you're cool
with dark humor, right? And he's like, yeah,
I love it. I'm like, okay, if you thought we
were connected now, just think how connected
we are. Or if you think we're connected right
now, I'm going to connect us even more. And he's
like, what do you mean? I'm like, my dad just
passed away today. He's like, you're fucking
with me, right? I'm like, dude, no, dude. Dude,
dead ass. I thought you were joking with me.
And I'm like, this might be a little too soon.
Dude, no. I promise I would never joke with that.
Never. Listen, I know that you wouldn't, but
it was still like the coincidence in itself was
like, uh -uh. Yeah. So literally, I think it's
like off maybe like a day or two, but our dads
passed away within a month of each other. Literally
a month. Yep. It is insane. um yeah and i was
dexter rose like before and i was just like yeah
like not in the headspace right now like need
a little time and then i was finally getting
into like this space and i was like all right
i think like i could go and then you hit me with
that shit and i'm like god damn it uh um but
you know we will both uh dear wow we will both
dearly miss our fathers Um, and we think that
for our mental state and just, you know, we miss,
you know, talking with each other every week,
we feel that we're, we're ready to finally jump
back into the Alboros. So, yeah. And then, and
then we remembered we can edit out the crying.
So that, thank God. Thank, thank God. I've, I've
made this joke a couple of times. Not really
a joke, but that. 2025 may have killed our dads,
but it's not going to kill the podcast. Oh, shit.
Yeah, thank goodness for that. I can't lose another
thing this year. Yeah, 2025 has sucked enough.
I'm walking through the rest of this year with
my tail tucked between my legs, just like, please
don't. Seriously. I don't need to lose another
loved one, and this podcast has a loved one.
Yeah, 2025 came. came a swinging yeah no like
seriously like 2025 is like that relationship
that you see out in public where someone moves
their hand too fast and you're dude seriously
oh man yeah like i've told everyone in my life
i'm like if you're gonna break news to me you
have to do it very gently because like my mom's
done a couple times where she's just like guess
what and i'm like god like what and she's like
like your cousin did this today okay cool okay
phew oh yeah or my brother when he calls in a
panic dude have you heard what like like and
then he just tells me something about my mom
i'm like god damn it dude that's that's me now
i mean you know, for, you know, my mom's health
issues aside, but whenever my mom calls me now,
cause you know, that's how it started that day.
Um, whenever my mom like calls me now, I'm like,
Oh fuck, please, please tell me like everything's
okay. And thankfully every single time that she's
called me since then, like everything's fine.
She just needs to ask me a question, but like
every single time she calls me and doesn't, and,
uh, instead of texting me like, Oh fuck, fuck.
Like, Oh God, this is it. Oh man. Fun stuff.
Yeah. I hope everybody else's 2025 has been good
so far. Yeah. So we should be back to regularly
scheduled episodes, like obviously with breaks
here and there. Yeah. Maybe. We'll try to keep
those few and far between. I don't see any in
the foreseeable future for a hot minute. Knock
on wood. Knock on wood. But so for the first
episode back, we are going to be doing the I
was going to say the Minecraft movie. So many
people have corrected me with that. They're just
like, it's not the Minecraft movie. It's a Minecraft
movie. This is not the definitive Minecraft movie.
That's a stupid. You know what I meant? Yeah.
And they kind of do lean on the, I'm on a Minecraft
movie when the movie opens, because even Steve
Jack black was just like, Oh, this is only one
of the tales coming from the, what is the place
called? The nether realm. No, it's called the
overworld. The overworld. Wow. Yeah. So there's
the overworld and there's the nether. The nether.
Okay. Yeah, the nether is where all the piglins
are from. So that's the shitty area, and then
the overworld is the good area. Yeah. Okay, got
it. Excuse me. Okay. Sorry, I'm rusty. It's been
a while. It has been a hot minute. So we don't
have anything to talk about with weekly watches.
We're just going to jump right into our headliner,
right? Yeah. Yeah. If we tried doing our freaking
weekly watch today, we'd be here forever. Yeah.
For me, a lot of comfort shows. A lot of friends.
A lot of comfort shows. Friends, the office,
Superstore, The Middle. Yeah. Those have been
on nonstop the past couple months. Yep. Yeah.
So with that. Yeah. I think we're good to get
in the headliner. All right, let's do it. Sick.
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skip something? Did you skip something? Yeah.
I said... did you not see the the trailer or
the commercial for ben yeah did that not play
yeah i did shit what do i do after that you start
the episode listen it's been a while it hasn't
been that long i'm sorry okay wait so like we're
just jumping right into the headliner right yeah
yeah so the so the episode's already started
right yeah yeah so so i said caleb do you want
to let people know how we review movies on this
podcast I didn't hear that part. Oh, because
I think I had a glitch. Oh, I just heard you
like looking at me and then you're like, hello.
Oh, OK. But so I did it right. Sure. OK. I was
like, shit, have I really just completely forgotten
how this freaking podcast is laid out? Oh, anyway.
So. If you are new to our breakdown system, kind
of like we are today. Fuck you. Just kidding.
We break down movies into eight different categories
that we individually score to come to a final
All Bros letter grade. The eight categories that
we are going to be scoring today are story, writing,
acting, character development. effects, music,
costumes, and then we're going to give it our
own personal score at the very end. All these
numbers are going to get magically added up and
spit through our algorithm and give us a letter
grade to compare this to movies of a similar
grade. So with that, if you have not seen a Minecraft
movie, Rose is about to spoil the ever -loving
bejesus out of this thing in our favorite segment
that we... like to call reading with rose all
right let's see how rusty i am struggling doorknob
salesman i had no idea that was a thing like
they might have just made it i don't think it
is well i mean you know they made it a joke for
this movie but there's got to be someone that
you know there's got to be something like that
out there right like maybe people are just really
invested in their doorknobs i mean they could
be for all i know Okay, so struggling doorknob
salesman Steve breaks into a mine to fulfill
a childhood dream when he discovers the Orb of
Dominance and the Earth Crystal. When combined,
they create a portal that transports him to the
Overworld, a world where the terrain is made
of easily manipulated cubes. He builds his own
paradise and later stumbles across a portal to
a hellish world called the Nether. He is imprisoned
by Malgosia. Is that how you say it? Yep. Okay.
the gold -obsessed piglin ruler of the Nether
who hates creativity. Because the orb would allow
her to control the overworld, Steve has his dog
Dennis hide it in the crystal under his bed in
the real world. Sometime later, 1980s video game
champion Garrett the Garbage Man Garrison owns
a failing video game store in Chugless, Idaho.
He heads to a storage auction to acquire items
to sell for cash, ultimately winning the contents
of Steve's old house. While searching through
the items, particularly hoping to find an Atari
Cosmos, he instead finds Steve's old belongings,
including the Orb of Dominance and the Earth
Crystal. Siblings Henry and Natalie move to Chuglist
following their mother's death. The two meet
Don, their real estate agent, who wants to open
a petting zoo. On Henry's first day of school,
he gets in trouble when his makeshift jetpack
malfunctions and destroys a mascot statue. To
avoid trouble, he pretends that Garrett is his
uncle who takes him to the video game store to
discuss his options. There, Henry combines the
orb and crystal, leading the two to the mine.
Natalie is worried and calls Dawn, who accesses
Henry's location via Natalie's phone. All four
of them ultimately enter the portal and arrive
in the overworld. Malgosia is alerted that the
orb has returned. She releases Steve from his
prison in the nether to reclaim it, bluffing
that she holds... bluffing that she holds Dennis
hostage. While fighting off monsters at night,
Henry learns how to build and makes a wooden
fortress. The earth crystal is destroyed in the
commotion, though. Steve appears at dawn and
defeats the monsters. He says that a replacement
crystal will be needed from the woodland mansion.
To prepare, he leads them to a nearby village
and shows them how to craft. However, piglins
launch a raid on the village. Steve, Garrett,
and Henry narrowly escape, but Natalie and Dawn
are separated and discover Dennis. Malgosia responds
by sending out the Great Hog. When Steve mentions
that he has a large hoard of diamonds, Garrett
becomes interested and demands access as an added
condition of handing over the orb. They find
the hoard, but Henry is angered by the detour
and worries about Natalie's safety. When the
Great Hog arrives, they flee using Minecrafts,
and the Hog is blown up by creepers. Arriving
at the mansion, Steve and Garrett attempt to
distract the inhabitant pillagers while Henry
acquires both the earth crystal. It's what? It's
villagers? It's pillagers. It is pillagers? My
bad. Pillagers. It's either pillagers or illagers.
Okay, well, they have pillagers on Wikipedia.
Okay, then, yeah, pillagers. Okay. So Pillagers,
when Henry acquires both the Earth Crystal and
an Ender Pearl, which can facilitate one teleport.
Malgosia returns and blows up the bridge to the
mansion. Steve and Henry lose the orb but escape
as Garrett seemingly sacrifices himself in the
blast. The two awaken with Dawn, Natalie, and
Dennis in a mushroom house they built. Malgosia
uses the orb to superpower the nether portal,
blotting out the sun and declaring war on the
overworld. The party crafts an arsenal of weapons
and an army of iron golems that meet the invading
force. Henry uses the enderpearl to obtain the
crystal, restoring the sunlight and causing Malgosia
and her army to zombify and die. The party, including
Garrett, who survived the explosion, returns
to Chugless, where they create the successful
video game Block City Battle Buddies. Dawn opens
her zoo with Dennis as an attraction. Natalie
begins teaching self -defense classes. Henry
completes his jetpack, and Garrett operates the
game store with Steve. They don't mention the
after -credits scene where Steve goes to his
old house and he meets... Oh my god, what was
her name? Alex. Okay. Thank you. I was going
to ask, did you stay for the credits? But you
did. Yep. Pretty standard for me. You know what?
It's weird nowadays that I have to look up for
literally every movie it feels if there is an
end credit scene. I never thought that I would
have to do that. I had a feeling we'd have to
with this one. Yeah, that's fair. It's not surprising
that they tease a sequel. in this one um but
like you know like other movies like if it's
like a comedy and like they actually have like
an end credit scene and usually it's just like
something stupid but like you know like it's
still funny um but it's just it's just still
so weird yeah this was basically the equivalent
of them teasing tales um so for the those of
you that are that don't know about minecraft
Alex is the second playable character that they
added that was kind of like a default skin. So
the first default skin was Steve, who is the
classic blue shirt, pants, basic. When you say
Minecraft character, he's like the default. Alex
is the character that they added, like the female.
character that they added so it's either you
play as alex or you play it as steve so that's
like that's who who alex is so that meant you
producing her was kind of fun can i say how much
i hate the internet i'm not even 10 images in
and i'm already seeing sexualized pictures of
her and all i searched was alex minecraft seriously
yeah what the hell internet what the hell is
wrong with you guys yeah seriously That doesn't
surprise me in the slightest, dude. But yeah.
So, so yeah. Anyway, jumping into the story.
So the story I know, like, so I've played a fair
share of Minecraft. Just because I introduced
my daughter to it. We've been playing it a lot
lately. Dude, what are you looking up? No, just
apparently Kate McKinnon is, is Alex. Was she?
Yeah. Love it. That did not sound like her. That's
what it says. Okay, I'm pumped. I could totally
get behind that. Yeah, so for those of you that
don't know Minecraft too well, like I said, like
Rose is someone that kind of has the general
idea of Minecraft. I've gotten a little bit more
into everything else. Like I feel like I'm a
bit more advanced. I'm not like a super crazy.
like i wouldn't consider myself part of the minecraft
community that's like on youtube or anything
um i have done a pretty decent deep dive into
some lore and some easter eggs that we might
have missed out on because that was something
that they included a lot of um but yeah the story
was 100 original so the the the point of minecraft
like there is an end goal the end goal is to
So there's a portal that you have to gather these
elements from. And you have to find this portal
for one. And I think there's only one on the
entire map. And it could spawn literally anywhere.
It's usually within walking distance of wherever
your character is. But it's called an end portal.
So you have to gather all these things to get
an end portal. And the end portal takes you to
what they call the end. And then you have to
fight a dragon. It's called the Ender Dragon.
And then once you defeat that dragon, then you
get the Minecraft credits and everything. So
that's basically everything about Minecraft from...
From beginning to end. Okay. But within that.
The ender dragon is really hard to fight. So
you need to get. That's why you're gathering
all these materials. You're getting weapons.
You're getting armor. You're getting everything
that you can need. To face this dragon. And then
if you want enchanted things. Then you have to
go into this world. Called the nether. Which
is what they went into here. Which. they have
a method of, of building this portal. And it's
exactly like they, it's exactly how, how it happens
in the movie. Like you build a little square
of, of obsidian and then you use flint and steel
light it. And then boom, like you got your portal.
And then the nether, the nether is like super
hard, but like it's difficult terrain to maneuver
through. But there are different enemies, and
one of the things in there are those piglins.
The piglins don't... So they're not hostile in
the game. They're just creatures that are obsessed
with gold. So if you walk in there with gold,
you'll attract them. Okay. But what's cool about
it that they, that they kind of got right was
if you, if you lure them through the portal and
get, take them to the overworld that like the
sun will make them zombify. Hmm. Okay. And then
you have zombie piglins and then they, I think
those are hostile. Oh, okay. Yeah. Whereas in
the movie, they just, they just died. Like they
didn't turn into zombies, nothing like that.
No, that's what was happening to them. Like,
they were zombifying. Oh, they were. So how come
they didn't go anywhere with that? With the zombifying?
Yeah. Oh, so the reason that, like, I think if
you give them this thing called nether wart,
which is something that you find in the nether,
you can basically heal them or cure them of zombification.
Huh, okay. So you can give it to them and then
they'll last a little bit longer. Interesting.
But yeah, so like the piglins, yeah, like not
hostile at all. But it's fun that they kind of
took their own route with this. Just kind of
having the piglins be the antagonists. Yeah.
So there was a lot of cool. cool things that
they did with that like i said it was very uh
there's a lot of artistic liberties taken in
terms of like all that stuff i feel like for
you know the little i actually know about minecraft
i i could definitely tell that that's what they
had to do and like honestly they did a really
good job like if you have to craft a story for
a minecraft movie that might be one of the hardest
if not the hardest video game to actually turn
into a movie. Because these other games, Sonic,
Mario, Zelda, since that's coming up, you have
a lot of story already laid out for you. And
you can create a story that you want to turn
into a movie pretty easily, I feel. But with
Minecraft, there's a lot of liberties that you
kind of just have to kind of make up. Like, it's
definitely one of the, what's the word? Ah, shit.
I don't even know the word. Not franchise. What's
a, when you, ah, son of a, god damn it. It's
hard. It's one of the, like, arguably, like,
the hardest video game franchise to actually
turn into a movie. That's really the gist I was
trying to get across. Yeah, because, like. That
was something that a lot of people were concerned
about. It's like, what is this story going to
be? Because Minecraft doesn't have a story. I
will say I'm really glad that as much as Steve
looks, how cool Steve looks in block form, I'm
actually glad that they went with how he looks
just like a normal human being. They didn't try
to make Jack Black animated. turn him into block
form. I'm really glad that they didn't do that
with the human characters. Once they entered
the underworld, once humans enter the overworld,
nothing changes about them. They're just the
same. I'm sure there's some people that don't
like that, but I actually really liked that.
Yeah, I dug it too. but yeah they got a lot of
things right they included a lot of new things
too so like i think this is like the version
of minecraft that they showed us is as like as
up to date as it was when they started okay so
like the pandas are relatively new um a lot a
lot of those different things are are new So
I think they've kept it up to that version. Cause
like creepers are OG. Yeah. Creepers are OG.
If I'm remembering correctly. So creepers were
created on accident. Huh? So I, I don't know
the, like the exact story. Hold on. What? Uh,
okay. So this is what happened. They are. So
the creeper. The model for the Creeper was the
result of a coding error when they were trying
to create the pig mob in early stages of Minecraft's
development. Interesting. So they mixed up the
dimensions. They swapped the length and the height.
And instead of deleting the result, they said,
I'll keep the mixed up dimensions of the model.
Wait, hold on. I'll keep... Oh, I'll keep it
for a creepy creature. And then later added the
green texture based on the leaves to the model.
Gave it aggressive AI and turned it into a hostile
mob. That is just so... God, imagine saying,
you know... Because I feel when people think
of Minecraft, the two things that just immediately
stick out to them are Steve's design and a creeper.
And so just... just thinking that a creeper was
created on accident and it's just a video game
icon now just it blows my mind dude like that
is insane yeah so yeah so all they wanted to
do like their goal with the creeper and the reason
that it's called a creeper is because it is silent
until it's too close to you So like, if you had
your back turned to a creeper, you wouldn't know
until it started doing the hissing at you. And
then you'd know like, oh shit. And then it explodes.
So that's like their, their, that was their whole
reasoning for, they thought it looked creepy.
They wanted it to like, they disguised it to
have like the leaves texture and then it explodes.
And they wanted to make the creeper like super
unpredictable. And so they just kept adding stuff
to it. So apparently now if it gets struck by
lightning, you, it'll become a supercharged creeper
and the explosion is bigger. Oh shit. Okay. Damn.
Yeah. But like it's, it's, it's a crazy what,
what this game has done, dude. Like it's, it's
insane. It is one of, if not the most popular
video game like today. I'm pretty sure it is.
Yeah. I don't know what would be, what would
top it. Yeah. I, yeah, dude, I can't even think
of a, I mean, fricking like this past weekend
just showcased how much people love Minecraft
because it actually beat the super Mario bros
movie to have the highest opening weekend domestic
for a video game movie. That doesn't surprise
me. Thinking about it now, yeah, it doesn't.
What's crazy about it, though, too, it's universally
agreed that this movie isn't good. Yeah, that
is true. Everyone knows that this movie is kind
of like, eh, it's okay. But everyone's like,
it's so much fun, though. Yeah, despite me not
really knowing all that was happening, I actually
still had a good time. Like the human characters
are really fun to watch. The world looks freaking
awesome. So for someone that literally had no
idea what the hell was going on for the most
part, I was pleasantly surprised for how much
I enjoyed this. I did walk out of the movie being
like, you know what? That wasn't bad. I had a
good time. Yeah. The only thing that I felt like
I was really confused on, and I actually did
quite a bit of research on this, while they are
exploring the village, they're looking around,
looking at all the villagers and stuff and exploring
that, and there's a pig that walks by with a
crown. Have you heard anything about that? Yes.
It was one of, so the kid, what's the kid's name?
Technoblade. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, sorry,
I meant the kid in the movie. Oh, Henry? Yeah,
Henry. Apparently the actor actually told the
director, hey, you know, there was this big Minecraft
player, arguably the biggest Minecraft player
at the time, Technoblade, who unfortunately passed
away. We really need to pay tribute to him. in
this movie. Um, and so they decided to have a
pig wearing a crown. And as the pigs walking
by Henry's like, who's that? I think that's what
he says. It was like, who's that? He's just like,
is that a King? Oh yeah. Yeah. And then Steve's
just like, no, that's a legend. Yeah. Like that's
cool. Like kudos to, or props to the director,
um, for. putting that in like that's awesome
to pay tribute to him like that yeah so this
kid techno blade was one of the biggest minecraft
streamers like ever like his his channel his
following was just insane but he was he was diagnosed
with with cancer damn and it was like sarcoma
or something like that but he he was he was diagnosed
with that So he was like slowly dying. He started
streaming in 2013 and he passed away in 2023,
I think. He was either 22 or 23. yeah so it was
just like a big hit on the minecraft community
because everyone watched him like everyone who
knew who this guy was he like he done a lot of
charity streams and had raised over a million
dollars for cancer research oh that's just just
based off of his streams alone that is awesome
that's amazing Yeah, and so all the big freaking
haters that everybody knows played Minecraft
with this guy. MrBeast played with this guy.
No shit. Yeah, any big YouTuber that has ever
done Minecraft has played Minecraft with this
guy. Damn. Yeah, and so his skin, the character
that he always played as, he would make his character
look like it was a pig with a crown. So that's
where that tribute comes from. It's straight
up just the pig with the crown. That was his
iconic look. That's awesome. And I believe his
last video, he was in the middle of editing it.
And his dad actually recorded a little something
explaining what happened to him. Yeah. in like
cut into the video so however like his so technoblade
had it edited to a certain point and so his dad
just left it like that recorded his own little
thing kind of explaining what happened when he
had passed like the day of and then like basically
explain what happened like that he passed it's
like thanked everyone for like the love and whatnot
and then posted that His last video wasn't completed,
but his dad took it upon himself to finish it.
I love that. It's a super sad story, dude. It's
so cool. After this movie came out, everyone
was posting anyone who knows the story. Everyone's
saying Technoblade never dies. Love that. Yeah,
so it's super cool what they were able to throw
in. Minecraft's been such a good... It's such
a wholesome game. Obviously, you got the shitheads
from every community, but I feel overall, the
Minecraft community is pretty positive. That's
awesome. Hell yeah. Yeah, it's super cool. Just
the way it resonates with everyone. Even my kid,
she loves Minecraft. And she's even gotten into
some of the... I've told her some of the stories
that I've heard, like lore or whatever, and she
loves that shit. That's awesome. And this movie
just kind of amplified that for her. She's always
looking now for chicken jockeys. She's always
looking for that. She's always looking for pink
sheep. Oh, anytime she sees a sheep now, she
walks up to it and she goes, hola. Oh, I love
it. Oh, shit. What else does she do? Oh, today
she's obsessed with frickin' Dennis. And so I'll
listen to her playing and she finds a wolf. She
tames it and everything. And then she's just
walking around and she's just like, I'll hear
her like, go now. Dennis. And then she does that.
She tried making a lava chicken. She built this
pit and threw just an obscene amount of chicken
in this pit. And then she started putting lava
around the edge of basically the bowl that she
created. And then she just you hear her just
go la la la lava like are you making lava chicken
and she's like yeah it's spicy oh you are fantastic
that is adorable yeah like this this movie like
i said objectively not the best no but it's not
it's not a bad movie no like it's fun like like
even the human like stories like with the brother
and sister the um i'll say this the human story
was kind of ass and i didn't mind it actually
i before before they got into the overworld it
was ass dude i i didn't think it was complete
ass i could not care less until they got to the
overworld really i was like all right here we
go okay all right fair enough yeah i uh It was
fun. Like it was, it was fine. I was like, okay,
how are we going to get to this point? And like,
once we got there, I'm like, all right, sick.
Like, but yeah, I was, I was a little like, eh,
I loved Garrett though. The Garrett, like Garrett
Garrison. Garrett, the garbage man Garrison.
Yeah. Loved him. The kids and Dawn. I was a little
like about. Maybe it's just because the girl
playing the sister looks so young to me. When
her and her brother are driving to this new town,
she's like, we're going to start fresh after
the death of our mom. I got this good new job.
The rent's cheap. We're going to be just fine.
I'm just like, how old are you? How much was
just... How much was just thrown into your lap,
girl? Like, damn. I know. Dude, I was like, how
are you not still in school? God, like, seriously.
This kind of, like, freaked me out because I'm
like, oh, my God. Like, is this what an adult
looks like? Like, I think that's what freaked
me out because I'm like, oh, shit. Like, I'm
an actual adult. Like, this is what 18 -year
-olds look like nowadays? 18 to 20? god yeah
yeah way to give me some like major internal
panic dude straight up yeah but once like like
i said once they got into the the overworld and
everything it started the like the story with
the piglins and everything i was here for it
like i was so there for like the there like no
creativity is allowed i cannot express how hard
i laughed when that little piglin was caught
drawing a picture and then freaking she just
freaking goes and stabs his ass and then he turns
into a piece of pork i'm like oh man dude freaking
when she kept calling steve over and he's like
you have a small knife don't you like you're
gonna try to stab he's like no no no no i just
i just need to tell you something and like barely
reaches out for he's like yeah yeah that that's
what i thought like you're pathetic How many
times did she do it? Three? Or is it just two?
Yeah, she did it three times. I think she did
it three times, and then the last time she's
like, and sneak attack, and tried to throw it.
I thought that shit was so funny, dude. Yeah,
that was good. I laughed way harder than... uh
probably an adult needs to but i i love that
little bit like i love the way that they called
it out too he's just like you got another knife
there huh like just stop like you're not gonna
stab me speaking of um because i know caleb said
um since uh him and iris went to an earlier showing
so there weren't a lot of people in his um his
screening but mine had a lot of kids um and a
lot of them were like you know saying going along
with the movie and saying you know when jack
black says i am steve they said that too they
got into the chicken jockey thing um you know
like they said like i guess classic phrases for
minecraft and like honestly it was really cool
to see it made me smile for how how the kids
got how much they got into this movie but there
is this one kid even before the movie started
that i'm just like oh god please tell me this
isn't gonna be how i think it is after every
single trailer The kid had something to say.
Like he had to say some stupid thing. And did
they play the trailer for King of Kings before
your showing? The King of Kings. That new Jesus
movie? Oh, no. They didn't? Okay. So they played
that before my showing. And after... The trailer
finished. The kid just shouts, can I get a hoya?
Only one person did it back very quietly. But
someone did say, someone actually gave him back
a hoya. Deadass. That's hilarious. Apparently
Caleb thought it was funnier than I did because
I just eye rolled when he did that. Oh my gosh.
I got such a childish sense of humor, dude. I
do too, but I don't know. Yeah. I think I laugh
at that a little bit harder because that's something
Iris does now. She won't do the whole bit, but
if she's writing stuff, she'll go, oh, yeah.
I'm like, what the hell? Does she do sheesh too?
Uh -huh. Does she go, she? No, she doesn't do
that. She heard one kid do the oh yeah thing
at the park. And I laughed at it. Because at
the time, what the kid did, it was hilarious.
And so I laughed. She saw that I laughed. And
she's just like, oh, cool. I'm just not going
to stop doing it now. And so she kind of does
that to make me laugh, and it does, like, every
time she does it. Okay. So I would have died
if a kid did that. Because I know damn well my
kid would have done that. Yeah. all right maybe
it's like yeah if iris did it oh yeah i'd be
freaking laughing my butt off because that's
just adorable but maybe it's just because the
kid was doing it for every single trailer like
doing something so like he was already annoying
me that maybe that's probably why i didn't laugh
like if that was the only one that he did it
on i probably would have laughed but the fact
that he was doing something for every damn trailer
that that's annoying as shit yeah so like that
was just the icing on the cake that i'm just
like shut the hell up kid please um total side
note did they show the superman clip they did
yeah loved it yeah dude oh i'm so stoked for
that movie freaking dude i think crypto just
like just bouncing off a super Dude, I kind of,
like, had to bite my tongue from not laughing.
Yeah, so David Korenswet was getting shit online
because someone asked him about crypto, and he
said that crypto's a bad dog. And everyone was
just like, what? Like, flipping out at him. And
I think he was trying to backtrack, but everyone
was, like, still ripping on him. So I think that's
why we got that clip, because it explained, like,
kind of what he meant. Yeah. And everyone's just
like, oh, I get it. Yeah. Because he was trying
to explain. He's just like, well, yeah. Like,
of course, he's not a well -behaved dog. Because
how do you train a dog with superpowers? Yeah,
that's fair. Like, especially like a young pup.
Like, how do you handle that? And I'm like, you
know what? That's a fair point. And then I saw
an action. I was like, oh, that's okay. Yeah,
dude, freaking. like i had to like i felt bad
for superman but like at the same time like i
had to freaking stop myself from laughing dude
everyone hated like there was a lot of people
like that hated that clip because they're like
oh it makes superman look weak and i'm like it
makes superman feel like a like an actual character
yeah seriously like someone that like can get
hurt like someone that's not like super invincible
like anytime other time we've seen superman he's
been in god mode yep like he's just invincible
and it's like it's almost not fun to watch no
dude freaking yeah when you know it opens with
him crashing and you and you just keep hearing
the you you don't want to hear that those sounds
coming from superman yeah like that just adds
weight to whatever threat he was he was up against
yeah because you're just like oh shit because
i i think we're so used to having that god level
superman that you don't expect to see him like
literally laid out on the snow blood just dripping
out of his mouth yeah like just bloodied battered
and then yeah so i i loved that clip like i'm
like i I love this Superman already. I haven't
seen it very much. I love this Superman. I cannot
wait. Cannot wait. Yeah, same. July's going to
be nuts, dude. Yeah, dude. Forget Superman and
Fantastic Four. Both movies look freaking amazing.
Yeah, they do. And I'm all here for freaking
Thunderbolts, too. Yeah. I hope that movie, like,
I mean, you know, we don't know how it is, but
I really do hope that people turn out for that
movie because I love the idea of a team that
is just rejects. Like, come on, that's just fantastic.
I love that idea. Yeah, it definitely has some
like Suicide Squad vibes. It does, but I'm here
for it. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, getting back to Minecraft.
Yeah. Story, what are you thinking score -wise
for you? That's a tough one. I'm honestly, I
think I'm like, my average is 75. I'm probably
sitting at like a 77. Like the story wasn't,
it wasn't like, I don't know. I don't know. Like,
it's just, it's a story that wasn't good, but
it wasn't bad either. yeah it was just kind of
like in the middle super like bare bone i didn't
go to get a super grand story yeah that's true
like i went to go have some minecraft in real
life fun and that's exactly what i got and that
wasn't that had nothing to do with the story
no um so i think i'm 77 okay uh for me i am a
little lower just because like for me the story
i kind of have to base it off a little bit not
only of like you know like the human characters
and where their stories go um but what i can
actually understand of the story in the um oh
my god i'm gonna get this what does the world
call again i'm gonna i'm gonna remember this
eventually the overworld overworld i keep wanting
to say underworld the overworld for what I could
actually understand. And for the most part, I
feel like with like the little that I knew of
Minecraft, like I was able for the most part
to follow along, but I will admit, I do wish
that I knew more because I would have enjoyed
it more than, than I did. So story, I think I'm
going to be at a 73. That's fair. um next up
we got writing this i would say is higher yes
definitely yeah i would absolutely agree this
was written in such a way that it was it was
aware of what it was it didn't try to take itself
too seriously whatsoever which worked amazingly
um it had some like really funny jokes and concepts
in it. All stuff that kind of ties into Minecraft.
One thing that I really liked is when Steve was
showing off his house and he's like, here's the
first house I built and it's basically just dirt.
And I'm like, bro, that is everybody's first
house. And then he's like, here's my second house.
Here's my third house. Here's a house I built
completely out of cotton. and it says like dude
that's exactly what happens because it's like
but i love the realism that they added to it
like when they were inside the the house but
there's just like dandruff and stuff like floating
through the house like dude oh my gosh like this
just this completely captured the impracticality
of minecraft houses oh yeah no that was great
even even that part like just for like like like
i've said many times for the little knowledge
that i have of minecraft that scene especially
just have me smiling when he was introducing
all of his houses that was fantastic yeah like
i thought that shit was so funny i loved the
relationship that developed between steve and
garrett Yeah, dude. Okay. I did not think that
I would ever in my lifetime see. And, you know,
they sugarcoat it. But this is what it was. Seeing
Jack Black and Jason Momoa have to 69 with each
other. Dude, I was dying. Yeah, dude. That was
just amazing. Oh, my gosh. That whole scene was
freaking. awesome like my favorite is when he's
freaking like pulling on his hair like when he's
sitting on him i'm like dude this is freaking
fantastic like this movie's gone completely off
the rails and i love it yeah dude they gotta
freaking put these two together in more movies
because they bounce off each other very well
oh absolutely like this was This is how I imagine
Jason Momoa to be, like, all the time. Just,
like, a super goofy character. Yeah. You know
what they need to do since they're doing, you
know, another Jumanji? Freaking add Jason Momoa
to it. Yes! He would be incredible in a Jumanji
3. Dude, I'm so pumped. I love, like, that Jason
Momoa has this guy that has been following him
around. at all of his Minecraft press conferences
because he has pictures of himself as Lobo. So
he officially got cast in James Gunn's Supergirl
movie as Lobo. And he has pictures of himself
in costume. And someone asked, like, oh, so we've
been hearing that you're in, like, pre -production
and stuff. And you already had your costume fitting.
And he's like, oh, yeah. Dude, you what? And
he, like, starts pulling out his phone. And then
you just hear some guy, ah, ah, ah. Like, in
the back, he's like, oh, yeah, I can't show you
guys. And then, like, he's in the background.
And everyone, like, anyone that asks him about
Lobo, like, he's just like. Yeah, I've already
done the costumes and everything, but I can't
show you because of that guy over there. I love
him, dude. Jason Momoa is so freaking awesome.
He is. And I love that he's so stoked to play
Lobo. That makes me happy. I love that he was
psyched to play in this movie. Yeah, dude, freaking
he was game. Both him and Jack Black. Seriously,
it was just absolutely amazing. We'll definitely
get to... them with acting um but yeah freaking
the the character that they wrote with um jason
momoa's character the writing for him is just
hilarious especially like when they first introduce
each other like when they enter um the overworld
and uh dawn that's her name right yeah she's
like who are you he's just like oh i'm garrett
the garbage man garrison video game champion
of 1989, whatever. I don't think too much about
it. Oh, this is fantastic. Um, but yeah, such
a goofy character, like loved him. And honestly,
the only writing I didn't necessarily care for
was for, was from, uh, what's her name? The sister.
She was a little, she was a little overwritten.
See, we're like, yeah, but like for actually
for the most part, I actually really liked her
writing because I could resonate with her because
for the most part, I had no idea what the hell
was going on. So like everything that she said,
I absolutely agree. I mean, they spoiled this
line in the trailer, but I love when she, I think
it's Jason Momoa she calls a tool bag, right?
yeah yeah he's like oh my god this guy's such
a tool bag um yeah but like i did like the brother
like you know they really had to you know like
jump right into the brother sister dynamic they
don't really have a lot of time to set it up
um but i feel for the most part i did enjoy uh
what they were able to do um i appreciated that
you know despite garrett not garrett um uh what's
the kid's name henry Henry, thank you. Despite
him being in this amazing world and really where
he belongs, or where he would want to stay and
belong, he's still, throughout the movie, caring
about his sister, making sure that she's okay.
Him wanting to go back to... I love that, despite
that Steve goes back with them after thinking
about it, he's like, it's not the same out there.
You can actually create and do whatever you want
here. It's not the same out there. You're going
to be looked down upon if you create. And he's
like, yeah, I know, but I'm still going to create
anyway. I loved that. Yeah, that messaging was
really good. Honestly, if I were in Steve's...
situation though i would have never left dude
i was shocked that he did like i know i'm like
you're basically like a god yeah you're god of
minecraft so why would you give it up why would
you give up being the god of the overworld yeah
like that's i think that's where it got me like
just the the concept like if there's any game
that i would go and live in it'd be freaking
minecraft dude i'm like are you kidding me i
can build whatever i want i can create these
farms where all my needs are taken care of like
every comfort and luxury that i could possibly
desire like is all in the like within my grasp
like are you kidding me like i've thought about
like how i play minecraft like when it's when
i play just by myself i'm like i could live like
that in real life forever it's definitely one
of the easiest video games to not only i feel
survive but like actually make it a home yeah
to thrive yeah yeah to thrive because you know
like if you're thinking about your favorite video
games um i'd be screwed in grand theft auto ain't
no way i i'm surviving that um uh definitely
not surviving red dead redemption uh i don't
know how it would work with mario same thing
with sonic um so like yeah minecraft is obviously
the best choice when even if you don't know jack
shit about minecraft you could pick it up pretty
easily um and like caleb said you could freaking
thrive there yeah like and and very easily very
easily like once you kind of figure it out the
the whole zombie situation like You could, you
could thrive. Yeah. And it wouldn't be difficult
whatsoever. Like I listen and, and Minecraft,
I wouldn't even put Minecraft in, in my top 10
favorite video games, but that's like thinking
about all the other video games that I play.
Like my number one is Skyrim. No way in hell
would I try and, and live in Skyrim's world.
like having to fight a dragon every like three
days no thank you um but yeah minecraft is like
is it like dude my minecraft world is the like
any time that i that i build stuff with minecraft
it's always like i literally have a garden that
i can manage that basically it delivers all of
the food that i i grow directly into my house
that's awesome yeah and it's like the same way
like i've been learning different methods for
like harvesting cows and pigs and stuff and i'm
like i would be an absolute menace in minecraft
like i just have my own little shack of like
where i could fish all day long have like infinite
amounts of food like i That would be the bomb
dot com. But yeah, it's this movie. I think this
movie did what it was supposed to do. It made
me want to go and play Minecraft. It didn't for
me, but that's OK. Yeah, I think I think what
this movie really does well is like a neck ignites
the spark that was once there. Yeah. Like, I
don't know if it like if it's enough to ignite
a new spark like in you. i don't maybe if i saw
it a second time maybe um i'll get back to you
on that yeah i think this also would have to
do with your connection to the game fair yeah
but i mean we'll see like if if once you see
it again like it'll be interesting to see if
you like try and go play or whatever yeah um
but yeah getting back to writing the dialogue
wasn't too bad uh definitely over it definitely
had like 80s vibes to it which i think was on
par with the characters that jack black and jason
momoa were playing yeah definitely like everyone
was talking about like how campy it was that
jack black was just like yell announcing everything
that was happening like the chicken jockey i'm
like I thought that, like, it was fun. Like,
yeah, it was campy. It was over the top, but
it was fun. Yeah. No, like, I honestly appreciated
how much he got into this role. Yeah. But, like,
all of his different things, like, there's so
many people that are quoting this movie like
crazy now, where it's just like, water bucket,
release! Or lava chicken! Chicken jockey! People
literally have shirts that say, I am Steve now.
We went to Walmart before the movie and we got
Iris a Minecraft shirt because she was very insistent.
We had a whole Minecraft day, dude. That's awesome.
We went to McDonald's. She got a Happy Meal with
a Minecraft toy. Then we went to Walmart. She
picked out a Minecraft shirt that was only like
four bucks. And so I yeah, so I let her go and
buy a toy. So she bought a little creeper plush
that she took into the movie with her. And yeah,
so now what she'll do is she she's been carrying
it around a lot, but she'll like walk up by me
and she's like, hey, daddy. And I'm like, yeah.
And she goes and like tries to blow it up in
my face. Oh, so she she loved doing that. But
like I said, I think this movie did exactly what
it set out to do. It was fun, Minecraft humor,
and I think it ignited a Minecraft spark in me
where I'm like, I want to get back into playing.
No, that's awesome. Listen, this isn't Oscar
-worthy by any stretch of the imagination, but
I think it's at least deserving maybe like an
80. I think it's cracked the 80s enough. Or it's
enough to have cracked the 80s? Personally, I
don't feel that it did. It's close. It's close.
But it's just not there for me. So for writing,
I would say a 70. I'd go 78 for writing. That's
a pretty decent jump. That's a bigger jump than
I made. Yeah. Well, just the writing is what's
like the most enjoyable of this movie. So I got
to give it what it deserves. Yeah. All right.
So due to us having some technical difficulties
that we haven't come across in a while, we lost
all of the. audio that we had from between acting
and the end of the episode. So to help me fill
that slot in and kind of talk, discuss what kind
of what me and Rose discussed yesterday when
we were recording for reels, I have a very special
guest today. It's me. Yep. We got the editor
to come help us out or help me out today. So
the last thing that me and your Uncle Rose were
talking about was how in the Minecraft movie,
the actors, right? Yeah. So in this movie, the
actors, we had Jack Black, who played? Steve.
Steve. Then we had Jason Momoa, who played? Remember
his name? Garrett. Garrett. Garrett the Garbage
Man. Yeah. Then we got Emma Myers, who played
Natalie. Natalie. Then we had Sebastian Eugene
Hansen, who played Henry. Henry. Then we had
Danielle Brooks, who played Dawn. Dawn. Then
we had Jennifer Coolidge, who played Vice Principal
Marlene. That's a tough one, huh? Yes. Then we
had Rachel House, who played Malgosia. Do you
remember Malgosia? Who was she? The piggy bad
guy? Yeah, piggy bad guy. Yeah. So if I remember,
I had selected my top three to be Jason Momoa
in order. So number one, Jason Momoa. Number
two was Jack Black. And then my number three,
I gave to Sebastian Eugene Hansen. think yeah
and then rose he was a little bit opposite on
his top top three he gave it to jack black as
number one jason momoa is number two and then
i think he gave emma myers number three um but
we both had determined that the acting wasn't
like the best in the world and yeah like it was
good like don't get us wrong it was it was good
but it was it was campy as you can as you can
get uh so we ended up both giving that a 76 what'd
you think of of these guys i liked it yeah what's
your favorite part I liked it when Steve taught
his pet and when Steve had a howl and cried and
made my daddy laugh. Oh, when Steve sang the
song to Dennis? Yeah, when he laughed. And then
he howls at the end of the song? Yeah, and then
he cried. And then he cried? Yeah. Yeah, that
was funny, huh? Yeah, it was. Yeah. Then let's
see. Yeah, so that was everything that we covered
in acting. When we got to character development,
that was a little bit tougher because neither
of us felt like there was real growth between
characters or by any characters, really. Everyone
just kind of stayed stationary. Steve, I think
we said, had the most. So I thought it was pretty
average. um in terms of character development
so i ended up giving it a 72 or no rose gave
it a 72 i ended up going a bit lower i wasn't
quite cracking the uh the 70s yet so i was sitting
at a 69 what i liked it helping you i like when
you help me too i never done this before i know
you haven't done this before we should have you
do it more often huh yeah look at your whole
your own setup and everything Yeah. Maybe your
own microphone? Yeah, and my own computer when
I grow up. I'm going to be a worker just like
you. Okay. And I'm going to build up what I grow
up to. Okay, cool. But we're talking about Minecraft
right now. Yeah, so character development, like
we said, wasn't anything too special. But what
was special was the special effects, which when
we get into the effects category, we were both
pretty high on that one because the effects here,
they were practical. So how did all the bad guys
look? Did they look good or did they look bad?
They looked really, really, really bad. No, not
like did they look like bad guys. Did they look
good? or did they look like they they looked
weird i'm explaining this bad so did the movie
did the movie look pretty or did it look ugly
it looks pretty and i never don't yeah what was
your favorite thing that was in the movie um
when uh i liked it when it was when the when
When our other characters made a mushroom house,
then we were really happy. Oh, the mushroom house?
The mushroom house was awesome. Yeah, when they
made this thing made out of metal to make a ice,
they put it on to make a ice for our mushroom
houses, and I'm going to build that. When you
play Minecraft next. Yeah. Yeah, but the visual
effects were really good. The adaptations between
what the characters are in the games versus how
they looked in this movie were really good. So
Rose ended up giving this a 90. I ended up giving
it a 92. So we were pretty close on that one,
huh? Yeah. Yeah. Moving on over to music. I like
this soundtrack a lot better than Rose did. he
ended up giving it a six which is just kind of
like super average it's like slightly above average
because i mean they had some decent songs um
but he didn't have the like the connection to
some of the fun ones that like that i did i told
him like taking out the fun little the the little
songs that jack black did i'd probably be at
like a seven overall um but throwing in those
little like what That character on the right
there is Steve. Yeah, but he's actually Jack
Black. Yeah, his name is Jack Black. But it's
just a character in a movie. Yeah, he plays a
character named Steve, but his real name is Jack
Black. Yeah, but I liked it when he had... Why
is your hand purple? But I liked it when he had
a death. Dennis? Dennis. And when he did a lava
and a chicken, and the lava got the chicken,
and it made him like this. And when that character
did, ah, that really, really made me laugh. Yeah,
that was really funny, huh? We always listen
to that. We do always listen to that. Yeah. It's
a good song, huh? Yeah, they had three songs.
They had the birthday rap that Jack Black and
Jason Momoa did. So that's the one that they
were singing when they were with the Pillagers.
Then they had Steve's Lava Chicken. Yeah, I like
that one. You like that one? I like that one
too. It's fun. Yeah. And then what was the other
one? Oh, it was the Ode to Dennis. And I thought
those ones were catchy enough because they've
been little earworms for us, right? Because we've
been listening to those a lot, huh? Yeah. We
were even in the car. In the car? Yeah, we were.
Yeah, when my daddy got a haircut and I got a
haircut. You didn't get a haircut. I got a haircut.
You got a haircut like a while ago. Yeah, I did
not remember when I got that. Yeah, so music,
like I said, Rose ended up giving it a six. I
bumped myself up to an eight. And then next were
the costumes. The costumes we liked a lot. But
it was mainly Steve, Garrett, and Don that had
the iconic -looking costumes. Henry was a little
on the plain side. Looking at it on the poster,
though, it looked like they were trying to do
an opposite Steve. Because he was wearing...
Jeans, and the red hoodie where Steve is obviously
wearing a blue or a turquoise, whatever color
you want to call that. He was wearing a turquoise
shirt with pants. But it was the color blue.
It was the color blue. But yeah, the only outfit
that we didn't necessarily care for was Natalie.
And that was just because hers... I think it
was because her arc, she was supposed to be self
-defense. So, it's just because Natalie was like,
well, this tube made the portal and all other
characters that had a new house, they transformed
into there. So, that really, really, really,
really came down to my house. Yeah. So, yeah.
I'll be right back. No, we're almost done. Yeah,
so the only one we didn't care for was Natalie,
and that's because she was wearing, like, a really
long skirt, and we didn't think, because she
was doing a lot of fighting, and so we thought
that it would have been better if they put her
in some, like, in some pants or something and
given her, like, a bit more of a, like, I think
they could have dressed it up a little bit more
instead of putting her in a straight -up, like,
dress. Yeah, but the thing is, I have not addressed
it. No, you got your pants on, huh? Just in case
you need to fight some zombie piglins. Well,
they're autumn. Well, they're autumn. Yeah. But
yeah, so we decided that we were going to give
costumes an 8 out of 10, both of us. And then
our personal scores, Rose didn't like this nearly
as much as I did. He ended up sitting at like
a 74. I thought this was... quite enjoyable but
i think it's because i had like more better ties
to the game which is because me and iris have
been playing minecraft a lot right yeah but i
got minecraft on a drift now but you do have
it on the switch now yeah but my daddy only plays
it on a bone now and he doesn't know how to build
well he did build i can play on the xbox yeah
but then we don't have anyone to talk oh that's
true huh yeah but If we brought an Xbox in and
a girl would roll in, then we didn't play together
and we didn't talk. We'll have to figure out
how to talk on the Switch, okay? Yeah. Yeah,
so I was sitting at an 82. What did you think?
Like, if you had a 0 being, like, meh, and 100
being the best. All right, let's say 1 out of
10. What would you put it at? I'll put it in...
I'm debating about it. You're still thinking
about it? Yeah. That's okay. We'll talk about
it afterward. But yeah, so that kind of sums
up everything that we did. Going through the
scores, like our final scores for everything,
our story ended up averaging out to a 75. Yes.
Our writing was sitting at a 79. Acting is at
a 76. Well, that's that. I have a dirt on and
dead upper dress or a dirt. That's not what we're
talking about. Character development was our
lowest category, sitting at a 70 .5. The effects,
we had a decent bump as our highest category,
sitting at a 91. Our music ended up averaging
to a 7 out of 10. Our costumes were at an 8 out
of 10. And then our personal score ended up averaging
to a 78. And then with all of that, the final
All Bros letter grade for a Minecraft movie,
it came to a C+. C+. Yeah. So that C plus ended
up putting it at 79 .3. What? I want it for typing
too. No typing. Yeah, so it ended up averaging
to a 79 .31, which put it on the same level as
Hocus Pocus 2. I love you too, baby. And then
it put it below Mortal Kombat 2021. It was below
the Disney remake of Aladdin, which me and Rose
both thought was not accurate. We said it was
below The Croods and New Age, which we thought
was... A little bit more accurate. And then we
had it below Furiosa. We both agree that the
reason that we think it ended up above or below
Aladdin was because of the music. And then going
the opposite direction, it ended up sitting above
Uncharted, the 2022 remake of Pinocchio, Ricky
Stanicki, Army of the Dead, and then Chicken
Run, Dawn of the Nugget. Nugget. Nugget. What
made me really crazy, the potato launcher. The
potato launcher? Yeah, with all the potatoes
you can collect. With all the potatoes you can
collect? That was so cool, huh? Yeah, and you
can even do them to bad guys to beat them up.
To beat them up? Yeah, and you can even use them
for pigs or anything else. But that wizard, yeah,
it takes a really long time. Yeah, it does. My
daddy can't even chew it. I know, I tried. Yeah,
but... But it took so long, huh? Yeah, but I
always... I used my... That wizard thing with
a... Oh, the staff? Yeah, with a staff, and I
did fire, and it kind of... Yeah. They had a
lot of fun stuff that came out with the movie
on Minecraft. They released a lot of... add -ons
and character packs like we got all the characters
from the movie on minecraft yeah i i i was deep
today you were playing as steve today yeah and
i got my puppy named dennis you have a puppy
named dennis yeah but he is actually beeping
on my payroll oh my goodness because he was really
tired he didn't even deepen it up for a whole
night he had a deep and And now he is really,
really upset because I'm working right now. Yeah.
But soon as I'm done, I'm going to play and check
on him. We're going to walk. But I don't know
what's wrong with the rope. It's just coming
to my face. Yeah. So anyway, getting back on
topic, child. I'm not topic. I said topic. Topic.
I think I'm not that. Okay. Yeah, so we apologize
for it. Don't tap it. People can hear that. So
we apologize for the technical issues. We hope
that we can have the editor on for future kids'
movies that we do because I think her opinion
is quite fun. yeah so minecraft overall good
movie definitely worth checking out and it's
funny huh lots of good songs but yeah so that's
where it ended up ranking up like i said sitting
as c plus uh next week pending any issues i think
we're going to try shooting for uh captain america
brave new world You can't see that one. Yeah,
but I always play that. I always play my, my,
I always play my Legos. Oh, Lego superheroes?
Yeah, with my dad. Yeah, you like playing as
Captain America, huh? Yeah, and I can't believe
he can put out fire. He can put out fire with
his shield. It's super cool. Yeah, but I do not
like doing that other words. I mean, other mistakes.
I always want to do. It's just doing everything
wrong. Yeah, I know. Anyway, you guys can look
forward to that next week. Until then, this has
been the All Bros Podcast. I'm Caleb. And I'm
Iris. And for Rose, we will catch you guys next
week. Deuces! And apples! Did you say and apples?
Yeah, because I have apple dirt. Okay, bye. Bye.