WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.339 The fact that we are all still standing here 00:00:03.339 --> 00:00:10.419 is a testament to their heroism. Anyway, there's 00:00:10.419 --> 00:00:11.900 nothing you or I can do to bring them back now. 00:00:13.779 --> 00:00:34.759 He has risen, baby girl. Fuck! What is up, bros? 00:00:34.759 --> 00:00:38.899 I'm Jonathan. And I'm Caleb. And we're a couple 00:00:38.899 --> 00:00:40.840 of bros on a mission to give you guys the most 00:00:40.840 --> 00:00:42.960 detailed movie reviews out there with as little 00:00:42.960 --> 00:00:47.500 bias as possible. Welcome to the All Bros. The 00:00:47.500 --> 00:00:53.000 first episode in a long, long time. Long, long, 00:00:53.100 --> 00:01:00.000 long time. Basically, 2025 so far has really 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:03.090 fucking sucked for Caleb and I. Um, because, 00:01:03.170 --> 00:01:08.469 uh, we both lost our fathers, uh, at the, at 00:01:08.469 --> 00:01:10.750 the beginning of the year, Caleb lost his dad 00:01:10.750 --> 00:01:14.329 in January and I lost mine in February. Yeah. 00:01:14.430 --> 00:01:16.250 Cause you know, we just like to copy each other 00:01:16.250 --> 00:01:18.549 like that. Yeah. Yeah. That just really shows 00:01:18.549 --> 00:01:21.189 how connected we are. Um, and that's literally 00:01:21.189 --> 00:01:24.129 what I sent Caleb. That's probably really fucked 00:01:24.129 --> 00:01:26.829 up to say, um, literally the day that my dad 00:01:26.829 --> 00:01:28.950 passed away, I'm just like, Hey man, you're cool 00:01:28.950 --> 00:01:30.590 with dark humor, right? And he's like, yeah, 00:01:30.590 --> 00:01:33.349 I love it. I'm like, okay, if you thought we 00:01:33.349 --> 00:01:35.709 were connected now, just think how connected 00:01:35.709 --> 00:01:37.930 we are. Or if you think we're connected right 00:01:37.930 --> 00:01:40.769 now, I'm going to connect us even more. And he's 00:01:40.769 --> 00:01:42.609 like, what do you mean? I'm like, my dad just 00:01:42.609 --> 00:01:45.430 passed away today. He's like, you're fucking 00:01:45.430 --> 00:01:47.250 with me, right? I'm like, dude, no, dude. Dude, 00:01:47.250 --> 00:01:50.010 dead ass. I thought you were joking with me. 00:01:50.069 --> 00:01:52.750 And I'm like, this might be a little too soon. 00:01:53.069 --> 00:01:57.290 Dude, no. I promise I would never joke with that. 00:01:58.150 --> 00:02:02.340 Never. Listen, I know that you wouldn't, but 00:02:02.340 --> 00:02:06.000 it was still like the coincidence in itself was 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:10.620 like, uh -uh. Yeah. So literally, I think it's 00:02:10.620 --> 00:02:13.460 like off maybe like a day or two, but our dads 00:02:13.460 --> 00:02:16.020 passed away within a month of each other. Literally 00:02:16.020 --> 00:02:21.729 a month. Yep. It is insane. um yeah and i was 00:02:21.729 --> 00:02:24.430 dexter rose like before and i was just like yeah 00:02:24.430 --> 00:02:27.569 like not in the headspace right now like need 00:02:27.569 --> 00:02:30.210 a little time and then i was finally getting 00:02:30.210 --> 00:02:32.330 into like this space and i was like all right 00:02:32.330 --> 00:02:35.110 i think like i could go and then you hit me with 00:02:35.110 --> 00:02:38.889 that shit and i'm like god damn it uh um but 00:02:38.889 --> 00:02:43.909 you know we will both uh dear wow we will both 00:02:43.909 --> 00:02:48.060 dearly miss our fathers Um, and we think that 00:02:48.060 --> 00:02:51.860 for our mental state and just, you know, we miss, 00:02:51.960 --> 00:02:53.979 you know, talking with each other every week, 00:02:53.979 --> 00:02:56.900 we feel that we're, we're ready to finally jump 00:02:56.900 --> 00:03:00.319 back into the Alboros. So, yeah. And then, and 00:03:00.319 --> 00:03:02.180 then we remembered we can edit out the crying. 00:03:02.639 --> 00:03:07.740 So that, thank God. Thank, thank God. I've, I've 00:03:07.740 --> 00:03:09.719 made this joke a couple of times. Not really 00:03:09.719 --> 00:03:13.530 a joke, but that. 2025 may have killed our dads, 00:03:13.689 --> 00:03:17.650 but it's not going to kill the podcast. Oh, shit. 00:03:17.810 --> 00:03:20.590 Yeah, thank goodness for that. I can't lose another 00:03:20.590 --> 00:03:24.789 thing this year. Yeah, 2025 has sucked enough. 00:03:25.069 --> 00:03:27.629 I'm walking through the rest of this year with 00:03:27.629 --> 00:03:29.849 my tail tucked between my legs, just like, please 00:03:29.849 --> 00:03:33.150 don't. Seriously. I don't need to lose another 00:03:33.150 --> 00:03:35.550 loved one, and this podcast has a loved one. 00:03:36.129 --> 00:03:41.210 Yeah, 2025 came. came a swinging yeah no like 00:03:41.210 --> 00:03:46.629 seriously like 2025 is like that relationship 00:03:46.629 --> 00:03:48.810 that you see out in public where someone moves 00:03:48.810 --> 00:03:51.629 their hand too fast and you're dude seriously 00:03:51.629 --> 00:03:56.889 oh man yeah like i've told everyone in my life 00:03:56.889 --> 00:03:59.110 i'm like if you're gonna break news to me you 00:03:59.110 --> 00:04:02.389 have to do it very gently because like my mom's 00:04:02.389 --> 00:04:04.409 done a couple times where she's just like guess 00:04:04.409 --> 00:04:09.500 what and i'm like god like what and she's like 00:04:09.500 --> 00:04:12.560 like your cousin did this today okay cool okay 00:04:12.560 --> 00:04:16.620 phew oh yeah or my brother when he calls in a 00:04:16.620 --> 00:04:22.819 panic dude have you heard what like like and 00:04:22.819 --> 00:04:24.759 then he just tells me something about my mom 00:04:24.759 --> 00:04:28.399 i'm like god damn it dude that's that's me now 00:04:28.399 --> 00:04:31.389 i mean you know, for, you know, my mom's health 00:04:31.389 --> 00:04:34.129 issues aside, but whenever my mom calls me now, 00:04:34.230 --> 00:04:36.569 cause you know, that's how it started that day. 00:04:36.870 --> 00:04:39.509 Um, whenever my mom like calls me now, I'm like, 00:04:39.550 --> 00:04:42.449 Oh fuck, please, please tell me like everything's 00:04:42.449 --> 00:04:44.129 okay. And thankfully every single time that she's 00:04:44.129 --> 00:04:45.850 called me since then, like everything's fine. 00:04:46.089 --> 00:04:48.430 She just needs to ask me a question, but like 00:04:48.430 --> 00:04:50.230 every single time she calls me and doesn't, and, 00:04:50.250 --> 00:04:53.949 uh, instead of texting me like, Oh fuck, fuck. 00:04:54.509 --> 00:04:58.670 Like, Oh God, this is it. Oh man. Fun stuff. 00:04:59.290 --> 00:05:02.829 Yeah. I hope everybody else's 2025 has been good 00:05:02.829 --> 00:05:07.290 so far. Yeah. So we should be back to regularly 00:05:07.290 --> 00:05:10.029 scheduled episodes, like obviously with breaks 00:05:10.029 --> 00:05:14.750 here and there. Yeah. Maybe. We'll try to keep 00:05:14.750 --> 00:05:18.430 those few and far between. I don't see any in 00:05:18.430 --> 00:05:22.089 the foreseeable future for a hot minute. Knock 00:05:22.089 --> 00:05:28.420 on wood. Knock on wood. But so for the first 00:05:28.420 --> 00:05:32.939 episode back, we are going to be doing the I 00:05:32.939 --> 00:05:36.079 was going to say the Minecraft movie. So many 00:05:36.079 --> 00:05:38.300 people have corrected me with that. They're just 00:05:38.300 --> 00:05:40.899 like, it's not the Minecraft movie. It's a Minecraft 00:05:40.899 --> 00:05:43.480 movie. This is not the definitive Minecraft movie. 00:05:43.800 --> 00:05:48.600 That's a stupid. You know what I meant? Yeah. 00:05:50.620 --> 00:05:53.519 And they kind of do lean on the, I'm on a Minecraft 00:05:53.519 --> 00:05:56.639 movie when the movie opens, because even Steve 00:05:56.639 --> 00:05:59.240 Jack black was just like, Oh, this is only one 00:05:59.240 --> 00:06:01.839 of the tales coming from the, what is the place 00:06:01.839 --> 00:06:04.740 called? The nether realm. No, it's called the 00:06:04.740 --> 00:06:08.199 overworld. The overworld. Wow. Yeah. So there's 00:06:08.199 --> 00:06:11.660 the overworld and there's the nether. The nether. 00:06:11.680 --> 00:06:16.279 Okay. Yeah, the nether is where all the piglins 00:06:16.279 --> 00:06:19.240 are from. So that's the shitty area, and then 00:06:19.240 --> 00:06:24.300 the overworld is the good area. Yeah. Okay, got 00:06:24.300 --> 00:06:28.879 it. Excuse me. Okay. Sorry, I'm rusty. It's been 00:06:28.879 --> 00:06:34.199 a while. It has been a hot minute. So we don't 00:06:34.199 --> 00:06:36.060 have anything to talk about with weekly watches. 00:06:37.399 --> 00:06:41.160 We're just going to jump right into our headliner, 00:06:41.720 --> 00:06:47.779 right? Yeah. Yeah. If we tried doing our freaking 00:06:47.779 --> 00:06:52.839 weekly watch today, we'd be here forever. Yeah. 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:57.920 For me, a lot of comfort shows. A lot of friends. 00:06:58.060 --> 00:07:01.540 A lot of comfort shows. Friends, the office, 00:07:01.879 --> 00:07:05.699 Superstore, The Middle. Yeah. Those have been 00:07:05.699 --> 00:07:10.660 on nonstop the past couple months. Yep. Yeah. 00:07:10.740 --> 00:07:13.199 So with that. Yeah. I think we're good to get 00:07:13.199 --> 00:07:15.839 in the headliner. All right, let's do it. Sick. 00:07:16.660 --> 00:07:19.180 Need motivation? Angry Dad Podcast. Trying to 00:07:19.180 --> 00:07:21.600 jumpstart your life? Angry Dad Podcast. You want 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:23.560 help getting off the couch? Angry Dad Podcast. 00:07:23.759 --> 00:07:26.519 You need a verbal kick in the ass? Angry Dad 00:07:26.519 --> 00:07:28.279 Podcast. You want to hear from somebody who's 00:07:28.279 --> 00:07:30.639 been through it all? Angry Dad Podcast. I am 00:07:30.639 --> 00:07:32.899 here for you. You can find me on all podcast 00:07:32.899 --> 00:07:36.279 platforms. Did I skip something? What? Did I 00:07:36.279 --> 00:07:38.980 skip something? Did you skip something? Yeah. 00:07:39.259 --> 00:07:42.920 I said... did you not see the the trailer or 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:45.240 the commercial for ben yeah did that not play 00:07:45.240 --> 00:07:49.120 yeah i did shit what do i do after that you start 00:07:49.120 --> 00:07:52.120 the episode listen it's been a while it hasn't 00:07:52.120 --> 00:07:56.560 been that long i'm sorry okay wait so like we're 00:07:56.560 --> 00:07:59.000 just jumping right into the headliner right yeah 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:01.500 yeah so the so the episode's already started 00:08:01.500 --> 00:08:06.000 right yeah yeah so so i said caleb do you want 00:08:06.000 --> 00:08:07.660 to let people know how we review movies on this 00:08:07.660 --> 00:08:11.509 podcast I didn't hear that part. Oh, because 00:08:11.509 --> 00:08:16.230 I think I had a glitch. Oh, I just heard you 00:08:16.230 --> 00:08:18.870 like looking at me and then you're like, hello. 00:08:19.389 --> 00:08:25.009 Oh, OK. But so I did it right. Sure. OK. I was 00:08:25.009 --> 00:08:27.089 like, shit, have I really just completely forgotten 00:08:27.089 --> 00:08:32.169 how this freaking podcast is laid out? Oh, anyway. 00:08:33.250 --> 00:08:35.990 So. If you are new to our breakdown system, kind 00:08:35.990 --> 00:08:41.350 of like we are today. Fuck you. Just kidding. 00:08:42.110 --> 00:08:49.929 We break down movies into eight different categories 00:08:49.929 --> 00:08:53.090 that we individually score to come to a final 00:08:53.090 --> 00:08:56.450 All Bros letter grade. The eight categories that 00:08:56.450 --> 00:08:59.169 we are going to be scoring today are story, writing, 00:08:59.389 --> 00:09:02.909 acting, character development. effects, music, 00:09:03.230 --> 00:09:05.009 costumes, and then we're going to give it our 00:09:05.009 --> 00:09:08.769 own personal score at the very end. All these 00:09:08.769 --> 00:09:10.710 numbers are going to get magically added up and 00:09:10.710 --> 00:09:12.690 spit through our algorithm and give us a letter 00:09:12.690 --> 00:09:15.350 grade to compare this to movies of a similar 00:09:15.350 --> 00:09:20.950 grade. So with that, if you have not seen a Minecraft 00:09:20.950 --> 00:09:26.230 movie, Rose is about to spoil the ever -loving 00:09:26.230 --> 00:09:29.529 bejesus out of this thing in our favorite segment 00:09:29.529 --> 00:09:34.429 that we... like to call reading with rose all 00:09:34.429 --> 00:09:38.129 right let's see how rusty i am struggling doorknob 00:09:38.129 --> 00:09:42.269 salesman i had no idea that was a thing like 00:09:42.269 --> 00:09:43.350 they might have just made it i don't think it 00:09:43.350 --> 00:09:46.309 is well i mean you know they made it a joke for 00:09:46.309 --> 00:09:48.090 this movie but there's got to be someone that 00:09:48.090 --> 00:09:51.190 you know there's got to be something like that 00:09:51.190 --> 00:09:53.889 out there right like maybe people are just really 00:09:53.889 --> 00:09:56.870 invested in their doorknobs i mean they could 00:09:56.870 --> 00:10:00.029 be for all i know Okay, so struggling doorknob 00:10:00.029 --> 00:10:02.549 salesman Steve breaks into a mine to fulfill 00:10:02.549 --> 00:10:05.750 a childhood dream when he discovers the Orb of 00:10:05.750 --> 00:10:08.629 Dominance and the Earth Crystal. When combined, 00:10:08.830 --> 00:10:10.850 they create a portal that transports him to the 00:10:10.850 --> 00:10:15.190 Overworld, a world where the terrain is made 00:10:15.190 --> 00:10:18.250 of easily manipulated cubes. He builds his own 00:10:18.250 --> 00:10:20.570 paradise and later stumbles across a portal to 00:10:20.570 --> 00:10:23.149 a hellish world called the Nether. He is imprisoned 00:10:23.149 --> 00:10:26.830 by Malgosia. Is that how you say it? Yep. Okay. 00:10:27.719 --> 00:10:31.279 the gold -obsessed piglin ruler of the Nether 00:10:31.279 --> 00:10:34.580 who hates creativity. Because the orb would allow 00:10:34.580 --> 00:10:36.919 her to control the overworld, Steve has his dog 00:10:36.919 --> 00:10:39.440 Dennis hide it in the crystal under his bed in 00:10:39.440 --> 00:10:44.399 the real world. Sometime later, 1980s video game 00:10:44.399 --> 00:10:48.159 champion Garrett the Garbage Man Garrison owns 00:10:48.159 --> 00:10:51.240 a failing video game store in Chugless, Idaho. 00:10:51.799 --> 00:10:54.179 He heads to a storage auction to acquire items 00:10:54.179 --> 00:10:57.019 to sell for cash, ultimately winning the contents 00:10:57.019 --> 00:10:59.639 of Steve's old house. While searching through 00:10:59.639 --> 00:11:01.940 the items, particularly hoping to find an Atari 00:11:01.940 --> 00:11:05.080 Cosmos, he instead finds Steve's old belongings, 00:11:05.279 --> 00:11:07.419 including the Orb of Dominance and the Earth 00:11:07.419 --> 00:11:11.039 Crystal. Siblings Henry and Natalie move to Chuglist 00:11:11.039 --> 00:11:13.379 following their mother's death. The two meet 00:11:13.379 --> 00:11:16.000 Don, their real estate agent, who wants to open 00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:18.480 a petting zoo. On Henry's first day of school, 00:11:18.580 --> 00:11:20.679 he gets in trouble when his makeshift jetpack 00:11:20.679 --> 00:11:25.019 malfunctions and destroys a mascot statue. To 00:11:25.019 --> 00:11:26.980 avoid trouble, he pretends that Garrett is his 00:11:26.980 --> 00:11:29.320 uncle who takes him to the video game store to 00:11:29.320 --> 00:11:32.620 discuss his options. There, Henry combines the 00:11:32.620 --> 00:11:34.799 orb and crystal, leading the two to the mine. 00:11:35.220 --> 00:11:39.000 Natalie is worried and calls Dawn, who accesses 00:11:39.000 --> 00:11:42.759 Henry's location via Natalie's phone. All four 00:11:42.759 --> 00:11:44.779 of them ultimately enter the portal and arrive 00:11:44.779 --> 00:11:47.980 in the overworld. Malgosia is alerted that the 00:11:47.980 --> 00:11:50.299 orb has returned. She releases Steve from his 00:11:50.299 --> 00:11:55.139 prison in the nether to reclaim it, bluffing 00:11:55.139 --> 00:11:58.200 that she holds... bluffing that she holds Dennis 00:11:58.200 --> 00:12:01.019 hostage. While fighting off monsters at night, 00:12:01.080 --> 00:12:03.100 Henry learns how to build and makes a wooden 00:12:03.100 --> 00:12:05.919 fortress. The earth crystal is destroyed in the 00:12:05.919 --> 00:12:08.779 commotion, though. Steve appears at dawn and 00:12:08.779 --> 00:12:11.759 defeats the monsters. He says that a replacement 00:12:11.759 --> 00:12:14.480 crystal will be needed from the woodland mansion. 00:12:14.879 --> 00:12:17.340 To prepare, he leads them to a nearby village 00:12:17.340 --> 00:12:20.620 and shows them how to craft. However, piglins 00:12:20.620 --> 00:12:23.490 launch a raid on the village. Steve, Garrett, 00:12:23.649 --> 00:12:26.149 and Henry narrowly escape, but Natalie and Dawn 00:12:26.149 --> 00:12:30.049 are separated and discover Dennis. Malgosia responds 00:12:30.049 --> 00:12:33.309 by sending out the Great Hog. When Steve mentions 00:12:33.309 --> 00:12:35.289 that he has a large hoard of diamonds, Garrett 00:12:35.289 --> 00:12:38.190 becomes interested and demands access as an added 00:12:38.190 --> 00:12:41.149 condition of handing over the orb. They find 00:12:41.149 --> 00:12:43.370 the hoard, but Henry is angered by the detour 00:12:43.370 --> 00:12:45.870 and worries about Natalie's safety. When the 00:12:45.870 --> 00:12:48.429 Great Hog arrives, they flee using Minecrafts, 00:12:48.429 --> 00:12:52.960 and the Hog is blown up by creepers. Arriving 00:12:52.960 --> 00:12:54.960 at the mansion, Steve and Garrett attempt to 00:12:54.960 --> 00:12:59.179 distract the inhabitant pillagers while Henry 00:12:59.179 --> 00:13:03.919 acquires both the earth crystal. It's what? It's 00:13:03.919 --> 00:13:06.460 villagers? It's pillagers. It is pillagers? My 00:13:06.460 --> 00:13:11.080 bad. Pillagers. It's either pillagers or illagers. 00:13:11.899 --> 00:13:14.379 Okay, well, they have pillagers on Wikipedia. 00:13:14.820 --> 00:13:18.980 Okay, then, yeah, pillagers. Okay. So Pillagers, 00:13:19.080 --> 00:13:21.940 when Henry acquires both the Earth Crystal and 00:13:21.940 --> 00:13:25.820 an Ender Pearl, which can facilitate one teleport. 00:13:26.840 --> 00:13:29.000 Malgosia returns and blows up the bridge to the 00:13:29.000 --> 00:13:31.679 mansion. Steve and Henry lose the orb but escape 00:13:31.679 --> 00:13:34.460 as Garrett seemingly sacrifices himself in the 00:13:34.460 --> 00:13:37.360 blast. The two awaken with Dawn, Natalie, and 00:13:37.360 --> 00:13:40.320 Dennis in a mushroom house they built. Malgosia 00:13:40.320 --> 00:13:42.779 uses the orb to superpower the nether portal, 00:13:43.059 --> 00:13:45.820 blotting out the sun and declaring war on the 00:13:45.820 --> 00:13:50.159 overworld. The party crafts an arsenal of weapons 00:13:50.159 --> 00:13:59.159 and an army of iron golems that meet the invading 00:13:59.159 --> 00:14:02.299 force. Henry uses the enderpearl to obtain the 00:14:02.299 --> 00:14:04.940 crystal, restoring the sunlight and causing Malgosia 00:14:04.940 --> 00:14:08.600 and her army to zombify and die. The party, including 00:14:08.600 --> 00:14:10.639 Garrett, who survived the explosion, returns 00:14:10.639 --> 00:14:12.659 to Chugless, where they create the successful 00:14:12.659 --> 00:14:16.659 video game Block City Battle Buddies. Dawn opens 00:14:16.659 --> 00:14:19.360 her zoo with Dennis as an attraction. Natalie 00:14:19.360 --> 00:14:21.899 begins teaching self -defense classes. Henry 00:14:21.899 --> 00:14:24.559 completes his jetpack, and Garrett operates the 00:14:24.559 --> 00:14:27.639 game store with Steve. They don't mention the 00:14:27.639 --> 00:14:30.659 after -credits scene where Steve goes to his 00:14:30.659 --> 00:14:35.700 old house and he meets... Oh my god, what was 00:14:35.700 --> 00:14:41.399 her name? Alex. Okay. Thank you. I was going 00:14:41.399 --> 00:14:43.179 to ask, did you stay for the credits? But you 00:14:43.179 --> 00:14:48.600 did. Yep. Pretty standard for me. You know what? 00:14:48.639 --> 00:14:51.779 It's weird nowadays that I have to look up for 00:14:51.779 --> 00:14:54.740 literally every movie it feels if there is an 00:14:54.740 --> 00:14:57.940 end credit scene. I never thought that I would 00:14:57.940 --> 00:15:00.639 have to do that. I had a feeling we'd have to 00:15:00.639 --> 00:15:05.620 with this one. Yeah, that's fair. It's not surprising 00:15:05.620 --> 00:15:08.879 that they tease a sequel. in this one um but 00:15:08.879 --> 00:15:11.620 like you know like other movies like if it's 00:15:11.620 --> 00:15:15.159 like a comedy and like they actually have like 00:15:15.159 --> 00:15:17.320 an end credit scene and usually it's just like 00:15:17.320 --> 00:15:19.240 something stupid but like you know like it's 00:15:19.240 --> 00:15:22.679 still funny um but it's just it's just still 00:15:22.679 --> 00:15:25.679 so weird yeah this was basically the equivalent 00:15:25.679 --> 00:15:31.600 of them teasing tales um so for the those of 00:15:31.600 --> 00:15:35.960 you that are that don't know about minecraft 00:15:37.070 --> 00:15:41.690 Alex is the second playable character that they 00:15:41.690 --> 00:15:44.889 added that was kind of like a default skin. So 00:15:44.889 --> 00:15:50.870 the first default skin was Steve, who is the 00:15:50.870 --> 00:15:56.450 classic blue shirt, pants, basic. When you say 00:15:56.450 --> 00:16:01.970 Minecraft character, he's like the default. Alex 00:16:01.970 --> 00:16:05.529 is the character that they added, like the female. 00:16:06.319 --> 00:16:08.919 character that they added so it's either you 00:16:08.919 --> 00:16:12.399 play as alex or you play it as steve so that's 00:16:12.399 --> 00:16:15.519 like that's who who alex is so that meant you 00:16:15.519 --> 00:16:19.259 producing her was kind of fun can i say how much 00:16:19.259 --> 00:16:22.179 i hate the internet i'm not even 10 images in 00:16:22.179 --> 00:16:24.379 and i'm already seeing sexualized pictures of 00:16:24.379 --> 00:16:27.279 her and all i searched was alex minecraft seriously 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:30.820 yeah what the hell internet what the hell is 00:16:30.820 --> 00:16:36.360 wrong with you guys yeah seriously That doesn't 00:16:36.360 --> 00:16:39.639 surprise me in the slightest, dude. But yeah. 00:16:39.840 --> 00:16:42.840 So, so yeah. Anyway, jumping into the story. 00:16:42.940 --> 00:16:47.679 So the story I know, like, so I've played a fair 00:16:47.679 --> 00:16:51.559 share of Minecraft. Just because I introduced 00:16:51.559 --> 00:16:53.580 my daughter to it. We've been playing it a lot 00:16:53.580 --> 00:16:56.620 lately. Dude, what are you looking up? No, just 00:16:56.620 --> 00:17:02.940 apparently Kate McKinnon is, is Alex. Was she? 00:17:03.139 --> 00:17:08.910 Yeah. Love it. That did not sound like her. That's 00:17:08.910 --> 00:17:12.250 what it says. Okay, I'm pumped. I could totally 00:17:12.250 --> 00:17:16.230 get behind that. Yeah, so for those of you that 00:17:16.230 --> 00:17:20.450 don't know Minecraft too well, like I said, like 00:17:20.450 --> 00:17:23.890 Rose is someone that kind of has the general 00:17:23.890 --> 00:17:28.390 idea of Minecraft. I've gotten a little bit more 00:17:28.390 --> 00:17:31.829 into everything else. Like I feel like I'm a 00:17:31.829 --> 00:17:34.150 bit more advanced. I'm not like a super crazy. 00:17:35.279 --> 00:17:38.039 like i wouldn't consider myself part of the minecraft 00:17:38.039 --> 00:17:40.680 community that's like on youtube or anything 00:17:40.680 --> 00:17:45.299 um i have done a pretty decent deep dive into 00:17:45.299 --> 00:17:49.319 some lore and some easter eggs that we might 00:17:49.319 --> 00:17:51.099 have missed out on because that was something 00:17:51.099 --> 00:17:54.400 that they included a lot of um but yeah the story 00:17:54.400 --> 00:18:00.220 was 100 original so the the the point of minecraft 00:18:00.220 --> 00:18:03.819 like there is an end goal the end goal is to 00:18:04.480 --> 00:18:09.460 So there's a portal that you have to gather these 00:18:09.460 --> 00:18:15.119 elements from. And you have to find this portal 00:18:15.119 --> 00:18:18.640 for one. And I think there's only one on the 00:18:18.640 --> 00:18:24.099 entire map. And it could spawn literally anywhere. 00:18:24.500 --> 00:18:28.700 It's usually within walking distance of wherever 00:18:28.700 --> 00:18:34.480 your character is. But it's called an end portal. 00:18:34.859 --> 00:18:38.440 So you have to gather all these things to get 00:18:38.440 --> 00:18:41.519 an end portal. And the end portal takes you to 00:18:41.519 --> 00:18:44.380 what they call the end. And then you have to 00:18:44.380 --> 00:18:50.319 fight a dragon. It's called the Ender Dragon. 00:18:50.680 --> 00:18:53.119 And then once you defeat that dragon, then you 00:18:53.119 --> 00:18:57.299 get the Minecraft credits and everything. So 00:18:57.299 --> 00:19:01.859 that's basically everything about Minecraft from... 00:19:02.250 --> 00:19:07.210 From beginning to end. Okay. But within that. 00:19:07.250 --> 00:19:09.769 The ender dragon is really hard to fight. So 00:19:09.769 --> 00:19:11.650 you need to get. That's why you're gathering 00:19:11.650 --> 00:19:15.029 all these materials. You're getting weapons. 00:19:15.329 --> 00:19:17.970 You're getting armor. You're getting everything 00:19:17.970 --> 00:19:22.849 that you can need. To face this dragon. And then 00:19:22.849 --> 00:19:25.230 if you want enchanted things. Then you have to 00:19:25.230 --> 00:19:28.190 go into this world. Called the nether. Which 00:19:28.190 --> 00:19:31.750 is what they went into here. Which. they have 00:19:31.750 --> 00:19:35.569 a method of, of building this portal. And it's 00:19:35.569 --> 00:19:39.509 exactly like they, it's exactly how, how it happens 00:19:39.509 --> 00:19:42.970 in the movie. Like you build a little square 00:19:42.970 --> 00:19:46.849 of, of obsidian and then you use flint and steel 00:19:46.849 --> 00:19:49.130 light it. And then boom, like you got your portal. 00:19:50.170 --> 00:19:53.670 And then the nether, the nether is like super 00:19:53.670 --> 00:19:57.710 hard, but like it's difficult terrain to maneuver 00:19:57.710 --> 00:20:00.589 through. But there are different enemies, and 00:20:00.589 --> 00:20:02.630 one of the things in there are those piglins. 00:20:03.190 --> 00:20:11.009 The piglins don't... So they're not hostile in 00:20:11.009 --> 00:20:16.269 the game. They're just creatures that are obsessed 00:20:16.269 --> 00:20:19.509 with gold. So if you walk in there with gold, 00:20:20.470 --> 00:20:27.000 you'll attract them. Okay. But what's cool about 00:20:27.000 --> 00:20:28.960 it that they, that they kind of got right was 00:20:28.960 --> 00:20:32.720 if you, if you lure them through the portal and 00:20:32.720 --> 00:20:36.579 get, take them to the overworld that like the 00:20:36.579 --> 00:20:41.519 sun will make them zombify. Hmm. Okay. And then 00:20:41.519 --> 00:20:44.559 you have zombie piglins and then they, I think 00:20:44.559 --> 00:20:49.359 those are hostile. Oh, okay. Yeah. Whereas in 00:20:49.359 --> 00:20:51.980 the movie, they just, they just died. Like they 00:20:51.980 --> 00:20:53.579 didn't turn into zombies, nothing like that. 00:20:54.109 --> 00:20:56.890 No, that's what was happening to them. Like, 00:20:56.890 --> 00:21:01.089 they were zombifying. Oh, they were. So how come 00:21:01.089 --> 00:21:03.690 they didn't go anywhere with that? With the zombifying? 00:21:03.950 --> 00:21:08.329 Yeah. Oh, so the reason that, like, I think if 00:21:08.329 --> 00:21:10.569 you give them this thing called nether wart, 00:21:10.809 --> 00:21:13.430 which is something that you find in the nether, 00:21:13.490 --> 00:21:19.509 you can basically heal them or cure them of zombification. 00:21:21.289 --> 00:21:24.579 Huh, okay. So you can give it to them and then 00:21:24.579 --> 00:21:27.779 they'll last a little bit longer. Interesting. 00:21:28.079 --> 00:21:32.980 But yeah, so like the piglins, yeah, like not 00:21:32.980 --> 00:21:39.660 hostile at all. But it's fun that they kind of 00:21:39.660 --> 00:21:43.119 took their own route with this. Just kind of 00:21:43.119 --> 00:21:48.339 having the piglins be the antagonists. Yeah. 00:21:48.500 --> 00:21:51.750 So there was a lot of cool. cool things that 00:21:51.750 --> 00:21:54.089 they did with that like i said it was very uh 00:21:54.089 --> 00:21:58.130 there's a lot of artistic liberties taken in 00:21:58.130 --> 00:22:02.250 terms of like all that stuff i feel like for 00:22:02.250 --> 00:22:04.589 you know the little i actually know about minecraft 00:22:04.589 --> 00:22:08.369 i i could definitely tell that that's what they 00:22:08.369 --> 00:22:10.009 had to do and like honestly they did a really 00:22:10.009 --> 00:22:13.450 good job like if you have to craft a story for 00:22:13.450 --> 00:22:17.089 a minecraft movie that might be one of the hardest 00:22:17.089 --> 00:22:20.700 if not the hardest video game to actually turn 00:22:20.700 --> 00:22:23.900 into a movie. Because these other games, Sonic, 00:22:24.259 --> 00:22:28.700 Mario, Zelda, since that's coming up, you have 00:22:28.700 --> 00:22:32.339 a lot of story already laid out for you. And 00:22:32.339 --> 00:22:35.660 you can create a story that you want to turn 00:22:35.660 --> 00:22:40.000 into a movie pretty easily, I feel. But with 00:22:40.000 --> 00:22:44.519 Minecraft, there's a lot of liberties that you 00:22:44.519 --> 00:22:48.259 kind of just have to kind of make up. Like, it's 00:22:48.259 --> 00:22:53.019 definitely one of the, what's the word? Ah, shit. 00:22:53.440 --> 00:22:57.859 I don't even know the word. Not franchise. What's 00:22:57.859 --> 00:23:03.400 a, when you, ah, son of a, god damn it. It's 00:23:03.400 --> 00:23:05.539 hard. It's one of the, like, arguably, like, 00:23:05.619 --> 00:23:07.619 the hardest video game franchise to actually 00:23:07.619 --> 00:23:10.299 turn into a movie. That's really the gist I was 00:23:10.299 --> 00:23:13.599 trying to get across. Yeah, because, like. That 00:23:13.599 --> 00:23:16.000 was something that a lot of people were concerned 00:23:16.000 --> 00:23:19.519 about. It's like, what is this story going to 00:23:19.519 --> 00:23:24.819 be? Because Minecraft doesn't have a story. I 00:23:24.819 --> 00:23:29.440 will say I'm really glad that as much as Steve 00:23:29.440 --> 00:23:33.059 looks, how cool Steve looks in block form, I'm 00:23:33.059 --> 00:23:35.440 actually glad that they went with how he looks 00:23:35.440 --> 00:23:38.519 just like a normal human being. They didn't try 00:23:38.519 --> 00:23:42.480 to make Jack Black animated. turn him into block 00:23:42.480 --> 00:23:46.339 form. I'm really glad that they didn't do that 00:23:46.339 --> 00:23:48.380 with the human characters. Once they entered 00:23:48.380 --> 00:23:56.640 the underworld, once humans enter the overworld, 00:23:56.779 --> 00:23:59.380 nothing changes about them. They're just the 00:23:59.380 --> 00:24:03.680 same. I'm sure there's some people that don't 00:24:03.680 --> 00:24:05.420 like that, but I actually really liked that. 00:24:05.779 --> 00:24:11.009 Yeah, I dug it too. but yeah they got a lot of 00:24:11.009 --> 00:24:13.890 things right they included a lot of new things 00:24:13.890 --> 00:24:17.690 too so like i think this is like the version 00:24:17.690 --> 00:24:22.930 of minecraft that they showed us is as like as 00:24:22.930 --> 00:24:28.289 up to date as it was when they started okay so 00:24:28.289 --> 00:24:33.049 like the pandas are relatively new um a lot a 00:24:33.049 --> 00:24:36.750 lot of those different things are are new So 00:24:36.750 --> 00:24:40.910 I think they've kept it up to that version. Cause 00:24:40.910 --> 00:24:43.950 like creepers are OG. Yeah. Creepers are OG. 00:24:44.069 --> 00:24:48.809 If I'm remembering correctly. So creepers were 00:24:48.809 --> 00:24:53.910 created on accident. Huh? So I, I don't know 00:24:53.910 --> 00:24:59.609 the, like the exact story. Hold on. What? Uh, 00:24:59.809 --> 00:25:02.690 okay. So this is what happened. They are. So 00:25:02.690 --> 00:25:07.859 the creeper. The model for the Creeper was the 00:25:07.859 --> 00:25:11.039 result of a coding error when they were trying 00:25:11.039 --> 00:25:14.859 to create the pig mob in early stages of Minecraft's 00:25:14.859 --> 00:25:19.039 development. Interesting. So they mixed up the 00:25:19.039 --> 00:25:22.440 dimensions. They swapped the length and the height. 00:25:22.619 --> 00:25:26.720 And instead of deleting the result, they said, 00:25:26.759 --> 00:25:31.099 I'll keep the mixed up dimensions of the model. 00:25:31.259 --> 00:25:34.289 Wait, hold on. I'll keep... Oh, I'll keep it 00:25:34.289 --> 00:25:37.690 for a creepy creature. And then later added the 00:25:37.690 --> 00:25:43.069 green texture based on the leaves to the model. 00:25:43.089 --> 00:25:46.849 Gave it aggressive AI and turned it into a hostile 00:25:46.849 --> 00:25:50.589 mob. That is just so... God, imagine saying, 00:25:50.829 --> 00:25:54.029 you know... Because I feel when people think 00:25:54.029 --> 00:25:56.369 of Minecraft, the two things that just immediately 00:25:56.369 --> 00:26:00.230 stick out to them are Steve's design and a creeper. 00:26:00.390 --> 00:26:04.119 And so just... just thinking that a creeper was 00:26:04.119 --> 00:26:06.740 created on accident and it's just a video game 00:26:06.740 --> 00:26:11.900 icon now just it blows my mind dude like that 00:26:11.900 --> 00:26:16.160 is insane yeah so yeah so all they wanted to 00:26:16.160 --> 00:26:18.539 do like their goal with the creeper and the reason 00:26:18.539 --> 00:26:21.960 that it's called a creeper is because it is silent 00:26:21.960 --> 00:26:26.119 until it's too close to you So like, if you had 00:26:26.119 --> 00:26:29.099 your back turned to a creeper, you wouldn't know 00:26:29.099 --> 00:26:31.960 until it started doing the hissing at you. And 00:26:31.960 --> 00:26:34.160 then you'd know like, oh shit. And then it explodes. 00:26:34.559 --> 00:26:37.099 So that's like their, their, that was their whole 00:26:37.099 --> 00:26:40.339 reasoning for, they thought it looked creepy. 00:26:40.420 --> 00:26:42.680 They wanted it to like, they disguised it to 00:26:42.680 --> 00:26:47.680 have like the leaves texture and then it explodes. 00:26:48.160 --> 00:26:50.799 And they wanted to make the creeper like super 00:26:50.799 --> 00:26:55.099 unpredictable. And so they just kept adding stuff 00:26:55.099 --> 00:26:57.299 to it. So apparently now if it gets struck by 00:26:57.299 --> 00:27:00.720 lightning, you, it'll become a supercharged creeper 00:27:00.720 --> 00:27:05.839 and the explosion is bigger. Oh shit. Okay. Damn. 00:27:06.019 --> 00:27:10.180 Yeah. But like it's, it's, it's a crazy what, 00:27:10.259 --> 00:27:14.839 what this game has done, dude. Like it's, it's 00:27:14.839 --> 00:27:18.680 insane. It is one of, if not the most popular 00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:22.759 video game like today. I'm pretty sure it is. 00:27:23.099 --> 00:27:26.220 Yeah. I don't know what would be, what would 00:27:26.220 --> 00:27:30.720 top it. Yeah. I, yeah, dude, I can't even think 00:27:30.720 --> 00:27:37.759 of a, I mean, fricking like this past weekend 00:27:37.759 --> 00:27:40.380 just showcased how much people love Minecraft 00:27:40.380 --> 00:27:44.539 because it actually beat the super Mario bros 00:27:44.539 --> 00:27:47.000 movie to have the highest opening weekend domestic 00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:50.759 for a video game movie. That doesn't surprise 00:27:50.759 --> 00:27:54.640 me. Thinking about it now, yeah, it doesn't. 00:27:54.660 --> 00:27:58.599 What's crazy about it, though, too, it's universally 00:27:58.599 --> 00:28:01.920 agreed that this movie isn't good. Yeah, that 00:28:01.920 --> 00:28:05.180 is true. Everyone knows that this movie is kind 00:28:05.180 --> 00:28:09.819 of like, eh, it's okay. But everyone's like, 00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:13.519 it's so much fun, though. Yeah, despite me not 00:28:13.519 --> 00:28:17.079 really knowing all that was happening, I actually 00:28:17.079 --> 00:28:20.390 still had a good time. Like the human characters 00:28:20.390 --> 00:28:24.549 are really fun to watch. The world looks freaking 00:28:24.549 --> 00:28:28.990 awesome. So for someone that literally had no 00:28:28.990 --> 00:28:31.450 idea what the hell was going on for the most 00:28:31.450 --> 00:28:35.250 part, I was pleasantly surprised for how much 00:28:35.250 --> 00:28:38.970 I enjoyed this. I did walk out of the movie being 00:28:38.970 --> 00:28:42.930 like, you know what? That wasn't bad. I had a 00:28:42.930 --> 00:28:47.829 good time. Yeah. The only thing that I felt like 00:28:47.829 --> 00:28:50.150 I was really confused on, and I actually did 00:28:50.150 --> 00:28:53.910 quite a bit of research on this, while they are 00:28:53.910 --> 00:29:01.049 exploring the village, they're looking around, 00:29:01.250 --> 00:29:04.529 looking at all the villagers and stuff and exploring 00:29:04.529 --> 00:29:07.029 that, and there's a pig that walks by with a 00:29:07.029 --> 00:29:11.490 crown. Have you heard anything about that? Yes. 00:29:14.539 --> 00:29:17.420 It was one of, so the kid, what's the kid's name? 00:29:18.460 --> 00:29:23.839 Technoblade. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, sorry, 00:29:24.160 --> 00:29:27.740 I meant the kid in the movie. Oh, Henry? Yeah, 00:29:27.740 --> 00:29:32.039 Henry. Apparently the actor actually told the 00:29:32.039 --> 00:29:35.180 director, hey, you know, there was this big Minecraft 00:29:35.180 --> 00:29:38.259 player, arguably the biggest Minecraft player 00:29:38.259 --> 00:29:40.539 at the time, Technoblade, who unfortunately passed 00:29:40.539 --> 00:29:43.849 away. We really need to pay tribute to him. in 00:29:43.849 --> 00:29:47.670 this movie. Um, and so they decided to have a 00:29:47.670 --> 00:29:51.349 pig wearing a crown. And as the pigs walking 00:29:51.349 --> 00:29:54.769 by Henry's like, who's that? I think that's what 00:29:54.769 --> 00:29:56.569 he says. It was like, who's that? He's just like, 00:29:56.670 --> 00:30:00.450 is that a King? Oh yeah. Yeah. And then Steve's 00:30:00.450 --> 00:30:05.109 just like, no, that's a legend. Yeah. Like that's 00:30:05.109 --> 00:30:09.589 cool. Like kudos to, or props to the director, 00:30:09.690 --> 00:30:12.839 um, for. putting that in like that's awesome 00:30:12.839 --> 00:30:15.880 to pay tribute to him like that yeah so this 00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:20.720 kid techno blade was one of the biggest minecraft 00:30:20.720 --> 00:30:25.799 streamers like ever like his his channel his 00:30:25.799 --> 00:30:30.740 following was just insane but he was he was diagnosed 00:30:30.740 --> 00:30:36.319 with with cancer damn and it was like sarcoma 00:30:36.319 --> 00:30:39.619 or something like that but he he was he was diagnosed 00:30:39.619 --> 00:30:47.029 with that So he was like slowly dying. He started 00:30:47.029 --> 00:30:52.789 streaming in 2013 and he passed away in 2023, 00:30:53.789 --> 00:31:00.220 I think. He was either 22 or 23. yeah so it was 00:31:00.220 --> 00:31:02.740 just like a big hit on the minecraft community 00:31:02.740 --> 00:31:05.900 because everyone watched him like everyone who 00:31:05.900 --> 00:31:09.400 knew who this guy was he like he done a lot of 00:31:09.400 --> 00:31:11.960 charity streams and had raised over a million 00:31:11.960 --> 00:31:16.160 dollars for cancer research oh that's just just 00:31:16.160 --> 00:31:20.299 based off of his streams alone that is awesome 00:31:20.299 --> 00:31:24.589 that's amazing Yeah, and so all the big freaking 00:31:24.589 --> 00:31:27.490 haters that everybody knows played Minecraft 00:31:27.490 --> 00:31:30.650 with this guy. MrBeast played with this guy. 00:31:31.150 --> 00:31:35.809 No shit. Yeah, any big YouTuber that has ever 00:31:35.809 --> 00:31:38.269 done Minecraft has played Minecraft with this 00:31:38.269 --> 00:31:44.369 guy. Damn. Yeah, and so his skin, the character 00:31:44.369 --> 00:31:48.490 that he always played as, he would make his character 00:31:48.490 --> 00:31:52.880 look like it was a pig with a crown. So that's 00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:56.859 where that tribute comes from. It's straight 00:31:56.859 --> 00:31:59.039 up just the pig with the crown. That was his 00:31:59.039 --> 00:32:05.359 iconic look. That's awesome. And I believe his 00:32:05.359 --> 00:32:09.420 last video, he was in the middle of editing it. 00:32:10.380 --> 00:32:15.940 And his dad actually recorded a little something 00:32:15.940 --> 00:32:21.630 explaining what happened to him. Yeah. in like 00:32:21.630 --> 00:32:25.869 cut into the video so however like his so technoblade 00:32:25.869 --> 00:32:29.410 had it edited to a certain point and so his dad 00:32:29.410 --> 00:32:32.069 just left it like that recorded his own little 00:32:32.069 --> 00:32:34.009 thing kind of explaining what happened when he 00:32:34.009 --> 00:32:38.009 had passed like the day of and then like basically 00:32:38.009 --> 00:32:41.230 explain what happened like that he passed it's 00:32:41.230 --> 00:32:44.490 like thanked everyone for like the love and whatnot 00:32:44.490 --> 00:32:48.940 and then posted that His last video wasn't completed, 00:32:49.160 --> 00:32:52.259 but his dad took it upon himself to finish it. 00:32:52.980 --> 00:32:58.359 I love that. It's a super sad story, dude. It's 00:32:58.359 --> 00:33:03.980 so cool. After this movie came out, everyone 00:33:03.980 --> 00:33:08.779 was posting anyone who knows the story. Everyone's 00:33:08.779 --> 00:33:13.960 saying Technoblade never dies. Love that. Yeah, 00:33:14.039 --> 00:33:16.220 so it's super cool what they were able to throw 00:33:16.220 --> 00:33:21.539 in. Minecraft's been such a good... It's such 00:33:21.539 --> 00:33:26.920 a wholesome game. Obviously, you got the shitheads 00:33:26.920 --> 00:33:31.519 from every community, but I feel overall, the 00:33:31.519 --> 00:33:35.759 Minecraft community is pretty positive. That's 00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:38.259 awesome. Hell yeah. Yeah, it's super cool. Just 00:33:38.259 --> 00:33:41.000 the way it resonates with everyone. Even my kid, 00:33:41.119 --> 00:33:47.369 she loves Minecraft. And she's even gotten into 00:33:47.369 --> 00:33:49.950 some of the... I've told her some of the stories 00:33:49.950 --> 00:33:52.690 that I've heard, like lore or whatever, and she 00:33:52.690 --> 00:33:57.650 loves that shit. That's awesome. And this movie 00:33:57.650 --> 00:34:02.769 just kind of amplified that for her. She's always 00:34:02.769 --> 00:34:07.730 looking now for chicken jockeys. She's always 00:34:07.730 --> 00:34:10.949 looking for that. She's always looking for pink 00:34:10.949 --> 00:34:13.980 sheep. Oh, anytime she sees a sheep now, she 00:34:13.980 --> 00:34:17.539 walks up to it and she goes, hola. Oh, I love 00:34:17.539 --> 00:34:20.760 it. Oh, shit. What else does she do? Oh, today 00:34:20.760 --> 00:34:27.579 she's obsessed with frickin' Dennis. And so I'll 00:34:27.579 --> 00:34:31.500 listen to her playing and she finds a wolf. She 00:34:31.500 --> 00:34:33.800 tames it and everything. And then she's just 00:34:33.800 --> 00:34:37.420 walking around and she's just like, I'll hear 00:34:37.420 --> 00:34:43.130 her like, go now. Dennis. And then she does that. 00:34:43.690 --> 00:34:48.289 She tried making a lava chicken. She built this 00:34:48.289 --> 00:34:52.449 pit and threw just an obscene amount of chicken 00:34:52.449 --> 00:34:56.550 in this pit. And then she started putting lava 00:34:56.550 --> 00:35:00.269 around the edge of basically the bowl that she 00:35:00.269 --> 00:35:04.630 created. And then she just you hear her just 00:35:04.630 --> 00:35:08.630 go la la la lava like are you making lava chicken 00:35:08.630 --> 00:35:13.230 and she's like yeah it's spicy oh you are fantastic 00:35:13.230 --> 00:35:18.989 that is adorable yeah like this this movie like 00:35:18.989 --> 00:35:23.570 i said objectively not the best no but it's not 00:35:23.570 --> 00:35:29.469 it's not a bad movie no like it's fun like like 00:35:29.469 --> 00:35:32.530 even the human like stories like with the brother 00:35:32.530 --> 00:35:36.769 and sister the um i'll say this the human story 00:35:36.769 --> 00:35:40.150 was kind of ass and i didn't mind it actually 00:35:40.150 --> 00:35:44.349 i before before they got into the overworld it 00:35:44.349 --> 00:35:47.449 was ass dude i i didn't think it was complete 00:35:47.449 --> 00:35:51.550 ass i could not care less until they got to the 00:35:51.550 --> 00:35:54.050 overworld really i was like all right here we 00:35:54.050 --> 00:35:58.699 go okay all right fair enough yeah i uh It was 00:35:58.699 --> 00:36:01.860 fun. Like it was, it was fine. I was like, okay, 00:36:01.940 --> 00:36:04.199 how are we going to get to this point? And like, 00:36:04.260 --> 00:36:06.860 once we got there, I'm like, all right, sick. 00:36:07.820 --> 00:36:12.280 Like, but yeah, I was, I was a little like, eh, 00:36:12.500 --> 00:36:18.000 I loved Garrett though. The Garrett, like Garrett 00:36:18.000 --> 00:36:21.480 Garrison. Garrett, the garbage man Garrison. 00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:26.320 Yeah. Loved him. The kids and Dawn. I was a little 00:36:26.320 --> 00:36:29.119 like about. Maybe it's just because the girl 00:36:29.119 --> 00:36:33.880 playing the sister looks so young to me. When 00:36:33.880 --> 00:36:37.880 her and her brother are driving to this new town, 00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:40.679 she's like, we're going to start fresh after 00:36:40.679 --> 00:36:45.940 the death of our mom. I got this good new job. 00:36:47.179 --> 00:36:49.920 The rent's cheap. We're going to be just fine. 00:36:50.019 --> 00:36:54.880 I'm just like, how old are you? How much was 00:36:54.880 --> 00:36:57.599 just... How much was just thrown into your lap, 00:36:57.739 --> 00:37:01.139 girl? Like, damn. I know. Dude, I was like, how 00:37:01.139 --> 00:37:04.760 are you not still in school? God, like, seriously. 00:37:05.960 --> 00:37:08.780 This kind of, like, freaked me out because I'm 00:37:08.780 --> 00:37:14.059 like, oh, my God. Like, is this what an adult 00:37:14.059 --> 00:37:16.739 looks like? Like, I think that's what freaked 00:37:16.739 --> 00:37:18.559 me out because I'm like, oh, shit. Like, I'm 00:37:18.559 --> 00:37:21.880 an actual adult. Like, this is what 18 -year 00:37:21.880 --> 00:37:25.449 -olds look like nowadays? 18 to 20? god yeah 00:37:25.449 --> 00:37:28.929 yeah way to give me some like major internal 00:37:28.929 --> 00:37:35.130 panic dude straight up yeah but once like like 00:37:35.130 --> 00:37:37.730 i said once they got into the the overworld and 00:37:37.730 --> 00:37:39.829 everything it started the like the story with 00:37:39.829 --> 00:37:41.989 the piglins and everything i was here for it 00:37:41.989 --> 00:37:46.230 like i was so there for like the there like no 00:37:46.230 --> 00:37:51.570 creativity is allowed i cannot express how hard 00:37:51.570 --> 00:37:54.809 i laughed when that little piglin was caught 00:37:54.809 --> 00:37:59.349 drawing a picture and then freaking she just 00:37:59.349 --> 00:38:02.130 freaking goes and stabs his ass and then he turns 00:38:02.130 --> 00:38:07.650 into a piece of pork i'm like oh man dude freaking 00:38:07.650 --> 00:38:11.309 when she kept calling steve over and he's like 00:38:11.309 --> 00:38:13.090 you have a small knife don't you like you're 00:38:13.090 --> 00:38:15.269 gonna try to stab he's like no no no no i just 00:38:15.269 --> 00:38:17.789 i just need to tell you something and like barely 00:38:17.789 --> 00:38:19.889 reaches out for he's like yeah yeah that that's 00:38:19.889 --> 00:38:22.929 what i thought like you're pathetic How many 00:38:22.929 --> 00:38:25.289 times did she do it? Three? Or is it just two? 00:38:25.869 --> 00:38:28.809 Yeah, she did it three times. I think she did 00:38:28.809 --> 00:38:30.769 it three times, and then the last time she's 00:38:30.769 --> 00:38:33.550 like, and sneak attack, and tried to throw it. 00:38:33.989 --> 00:38:40.949 I thought that shit was so funny, dude. Yeah, 00:38:41.050 --> 00:38:44.389 that was good. I laughed way harder than... uh 00:38:44.389 --> 00:38:47.070 probably an adult needs to but i i love that 00:38:47.070 --> 00:38:49.510 little bit like i love the way that they called 00:38:49.510 --> 00:38:52.449 it out too he's just like you got another knife 00:38:52.449 --> 00:38:55.170 there huh like just stop like you're not gonna 00:38:55.170 --> 00:38:59.690 stab me speaking of um because i know caleb said 00:38:59.690 --> 00:39:03.409 um since uh him and iris went to an earlier showing 00:39:03.409 --> 00:39:06.090 so there weren't a lot of people in his um his 00:39:06.090 --> 00:39:10.269 screening but mine had a lot of kids um and a 00:39:10.269 --> 00:39:13.730 lot of them were like you know saying going along 00:39:13.730 --> 00:39:15.809 with the movie and saying you know when jack 00:39:15.809 --> 00:39:18.650 black says i am steve they said that too they 00:39:18.650 --> 00:39:21.489 got into the chicken jockey thing um you know 00:39:21.489 --> 00:39:23.630 like they said like i guess classic phrases for 00:39:23.630 --> 00:39:25.730 minecraft and like honestly it was really cool 00:39:25.730 --> 00:39:28.469 to see it made me smile for how how the kids 00:39:28.469 --> 00:39:31.050 got how much they got into this movie but there 00:39:31.050 --> 00:39:33.610 is this one kid even before the movie started 00:39:33.610 --> 00:39:37.449 that i'm just like oh god please tell me this 00:39:37.449 --> 00:39:40.449 isn't gonna be how i think it is after every 00:39:40.449 --> 00:39:43.860 single trailer The kid had something to say. 00:39:43.980 --> 00:39:48.940 Like he had to say some stupid thing. And did 00:39:48.940 --> 00:39:52.719 they play the trailer for King of Kings before 00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:57.099 your showing? The King of Kings. That new Jesus 00:39:57.099 --> 00:40:03.599 movie? Oh, no. They didn't? Okay. So they played 00:40:03.599 --> 00:40:08.980 that before my showing. And after... The trailer 00:40:08.980 --> 00:40:13.320 finished. The kid just shouts, can I get a hoya? 00:40:13.659 --> 00:40:18.000 Only one person did it back very quietly. But 00:40:18.000 --> 00:40:21.179 someone did say, someone actually gave him back 00:40:21.179 --> 00:40:30.000 a hoya. Deadass. That's hilarious. Apparently 00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:32.460 Caleb thought it was funnier than I did because 00:40:32.460 --> 00:40:35.280 I just eye rolled when he did that. Oh my gosh. 00:40:37.039 --> 00:40:41.920 I got such a childish sense of humor, dude. I 00:40:41.920 --> 00:40:47.300 do too, but I don't know. Yeah. I think I laugh 00:40:47.300 --> 00:40:50.300 at that a little bit harder because that's something 00:40:50.300 --> 00:40:55.619 Iris does now. She won't do the whole bit, but 00:40:55.619 --> 00:40:57.920 if she's writing stuff, she'll go, oh, yeah. 00:40:58.539 --> 00:41:02.519 I'm like, what the hell? Does she do sheesh too? 00:41:03.119 --> 00:41:07.429 Uh -huh. Does she go, she? No, she doesn't do 00:41:07.429 --> 00:41:11.829 that. She heard one kid do the oh yeah thing 00:41:11.829 --> 00:41:17.809 at the park. And I laughed at it. Because at 00:41:17.809 --> 00:41:21.269 the time, what the kid did, it was hilarious. 00:41:21.889 --> 00:41:26.409 And so I laughed. She saw that I laughed. And 00:41:26.409 --> 00:41:28.750 she's just like, oh, cool. I'm just not going 00:41:28.750 --> 00:41:32.349 to stop doing it now. And so she kind of does 00:41:32.349 --> 00:41:35.130 that to make me laugh, and it does, like, every 00:41:35.130 --> 00:41:38.949 time she does it. Okay. So I would have died 00:41:38.949 --> 00:41:43.610 if a kid did that. Because I know damn well my 00:41:43.610 --> 00:41:48.219 kid would have done that. Yeah. all right maybe 00:41:48.219 --> 00:41:50.960 it's like yeah if iris did it oh yeah i'd be 00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:53.000 freaking laughing my butt off because that's 00:41:53.000 --> 00:41:55.219 just adorable but maybe it's just because the 00:41:55.219 --> 00:41:58.159 kid was doing it for every single trailer like 00:41:58.159 --> 00:41:59.960 doing something so like he was already annoying 00:41:59.960 --> 00:42:03.460 me that maybe that's probably why i didn't laugh 00:42:03.460 --> 00:42:05.639 like if that was the only one that he did it 00:42:05.639 --> 00:42:08.579 on i probably would have laughed but the fact 00:42:08.579 --> 00:42:11.360 that he was doing something for every damn trailer 00:42:12.000 --> 00:42:14.900 that that's annoying as shit yeah so like that 00:42:14.900 --> 00:42:16.659 was just the icing on the cake that i'm just 00:42:16.659 --> 00:42:20.039 like shut the hell up kid please um total side 00:42:20.039 --> 00:42:24.639 note did they show the superman clip they did 00:42:24.639 --> 00:42:30.300 yeah loved it yeah dude oh i'm so stoked for 00:42:30.300 --> 00:42:35.119 that movie freaking dude i think crypto just 00:42:35.119 --> 00:42:41.179 like just bouncing off a super Dude, I kind of, 00:42:41.219 --> 00:42:43.760 like, had to bite my tongue from not laughing. 00:42:44.139 --> 00:42:47.539 Yeah, so David Korenswet was getting shit online 00:42:47.539 --> 00:42:51.780 because someone asked him about crypto, and he 00:42:51.780 --> 00:42:55.539 said that crypto's a bad dog. And everyone was 00:42:55.539 --> 00:42:59.440 just like, what? Like, flipping out at him. And 00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:02.880 I think he was trying to backtrack, but everyone 00:43:02.880 --> 00:43:05.099 was, like, still ripping on him. So I think that's 00:43:05.099 --> 00:43:08.500 why we got that clip, because it explained, like, 00:43:08.500 --> 00:43:11.000 kind of what he meant. Yeah. And everyone's just 00:43:11.000 --> 00:43:15.800 like, oh, I get it. Yeah. Because he was trying 00:43:15.800 --> 00:43:17.860 to explain. He's just like, well, yeah. Like, 00:43:17.860 --> 00:43:21.219 of course, he's not a well -behaved dog. Because 00:43:21.219 --> 00:43:25.340 how do you train a dog with superpowers? Yeah, 00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:28.719 that's fair. Like, especially like a young pup. 00:43:29.000 --> 00:43:32.440 Like, how do you handle that? And I'm like, you 00:43:32.440 --> 00:43:34.539 know what? That's a fair point. And then I saw 00:43:34.539 --> 00:43:38.300 an action. I was like, oh, that's okay. Yeah, 00:43:38.300 --> 00:43:41.670 dude, freaking. like i had to like i felt bad 00:43:41.670 --> 00:43:43.889 for superman but like at the same time like i 00:43:43.889 --> 00:43:47.429 had to freaking stop myself from laughing dude 00:43:47.429 --> 00:43:50.190 everyone hated like there was a lot of people 00:43:50.190 --> 00:43:52.869 like that hated that clip because they're like 00:43:52.869 --> 00:43:56.030 oh it makes superman look weak and i'm like it 00:43:56.030 --> 00:43:59.530 makes superman feel like a like an actual character 00:43:59.530 --> 00:44:05.289 yeah seriously like someone that like can get 00:44:05.289 --> 00:44:07.949 hurt like someone that's not like super invincible 00:44:07.949 --> 00:44:11.090 like anytime other time we've seen superman he's 00:44:11.090 --> 00:44:15.369 been in god mode yep like he's just invincible 00:44:15.369 --> 00:44:19.550 and it's like it's almost not fun to watch no 00:44:19.550 --> 00:44:21.889 dude freaking yeah when you know it opens with 00:44:21.889 --> 00:44:24.070 him crashing and you and you just keep hearing 00:44:24.070 --> 00:44:28.070 the you you don't want to hear that those sounds 00:44:28.070 --> 00:44:31.289 coming from superman yeah like that just adds 00:44:31.289 --> 00:44:35.550 weight to whatever threat he was he was up against 00:44:35.550 --> 00:44:39.570 yeah because you're just like oh shit because 00:44:39.570 --> 00:44:42.670 i i think we're so used to having that god level 00:44:42.670 --> 00:44:46.230 superman that you don't expect to see him like 00:44:46.230 --> 00:44:49.429 literally laid out on the snow blood just dripping 00:44:49.429 --> 00:44:53.630 out of his mouth yeah like just bloodied battered 00:44:53.630 --> 00:44:59.150 and then yeah so i i loved that clip like i'm 00:44:59.150 --> 00:45:03.130 like i I love this Superman already. I haven't 00:45:03.130 --> 00:45:07.590 seen it very much. I love this Superman. I cannot 00:45:07.590 --> 00:45:11.690 wait. Cannot wait. Yeah, same. July's going to 00:45:11.690 --> 00:45:15.909 be nuts, dude. Yeah, dude. Forget Superman and 00:45:15.909 --> 00:45:21.409 Fantastic Four. Both movies look freaking amazing. 00:45:22.050 --> 00:45:25.949 Yeah, they do. And I'm all here for freaking 00:45:25.949 --> 00:45:30.619 Thunderbolts, too. Yeah. I hope that movie, like, 00:45:30.659 --> 00:45:32.380 I mean, you know, we don't know how it is, but 00:45:32.380 --> 00:45:34.360 I really do hope that people turn out for that 00:45:34.360 --> 00:45:38.639 movie because I love the idea of a team that 00:45:38.639 --> 00:45:43.280 is just rejects. Like, come on, that's just fantastic. 00:45:44.000 --> 00:45:47.599 I love that idea. Yeah, it definitely has some 00:45:47.599 --> 00:45:52.039 like Suicide Squad vibes. It does, but I'm here 00:45:52.039 --> 00:45:56.219 for it. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, getting back to Minecraft. 00:45:56.579 --> 00:46:01.420 Yeah. Story, what are you thinking score -wise 00:46:01.420 --> 00:46:07.699 for you? That's a tough one. I'm honestly, I 00:46:07.699 --> 00:46:12.820 think I'm like, my average is 75. I'm probably 00:46:12.820 --> 00:46:18.159 sitting at like a 77. Like the story wasn't, 00:46:18.159 --> 00:46:21.119 it wasn't like, I don't know. I don't know. Like, 00:46:21.159 --> 00:46:24.719 it's just, it's a story that wasn't good, but 00:46:24.719 --> 00:46:27.420 it wasn't bad either. yeah it was just kind of 00:46:27.420 --> 00:46:30.219 like in the middle super like bare bone i didn't 00:46:30.219 --> 00:46:35.199 go to get a super grand story yeah that's true 00:46:35.199 --> 00:46:38.880 like i went to go have some minecraft in real 00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:43.519 life fun and that's exactly what i got and that 00:46:43.519 --> 00:46:45.900 wasn't that had nothing to do with the story 00:46:45.900 --> 00:46:52.449 no um so i think i'm 77 okay uh for me i am a 00:46:52.449 --> 00:46:55.989 little lower just because like for me the story 00:46:55.989 --> 00:46:58.510 i kind of have to base it off a little bit not 00:46:58.510 --> 00:47:00.269 only of like you know like the human characters 00:47:00.269 --> 00:47:03.909 and where their stories go um but what i can 00:47:03.909 --> 00:47:08.590 actually understand of the story in the um oh 00:47:08.590 --> 00:47:11.610 my god i'm gonna get this what does the world 00:47:11.610 --> 00:47:14.150 call again i'm gonna i'm gonna remember this 00:47:14.150 --> 00:47:18.469 eventually the overworld overworld i keep wanting 00:47:18.469 --> 00:47:22.380 to say underworld the overworld for what I could 00:47:22.380 --> 00:47:25.400 actually understand. And for the most part, I 00:47:25.400 --> 00:47:28.760 feel like with like the little that I knew of 00:47:28.760 --> 00:47:30.900 Minecraft, like I was able for the most part 00:47:30.900 --> 00:47:33.599 to follow along, but I will admit, I do wish 00:47:33.599 --> 00:47:35.880 that I knew more because I would have enjoyed 00:47:35.880 --> 00:47:43.380 it more than, than I did. So story, I think I'm 00:47:43.380 --> 00:47:49.250 going to be at a 73. That's fair. um next up 00:47:49.250 --> 00:47:54.730 we got writing this i would say is higher yes 00:47:54.730 --> 00:47:57.530 definitely yeah i would absolutely agree this 00:47:57.530 --> 00:48:04.809 was written in such a way that it was it was 00:48:04.809 --> 00:48:09.170 aware of what it was it didn't try to take itself 00:48:09.170 --> 00:48:13.030 too seriously whatsoever which worked amazingly 00:48:13.030 --> 00:48:18.599 um it had some like really funny jokes and concepts 00:48:18.599 --> 00:48:23.239 in it. All stuff that kind of ties into Minecraft. 00:48:24.619 --> 00:48:28.320 One thing that I really liked is when Steve was 00:48:28.320 --> 00:48:30.420 showing off his house and he's like, here's the 00:48:30.420 --> 00:48:33.420 first house I built and it's basically just dirt. 00:48:34.400 --> 00:48:37.880 And I'm like, bro, that is everybody's first 00:48:37.880 --> 00:48:41.000 house. And then he's like, here's my second house. 00:48:41.079 --> 00:48:42.920 Here's my third house. Here's a house I built 00:48:42.920 --> 00:48:45.900 completely out of cotton. and it says like dude 00:48:45.900 --> 00:48:48.679 that's exactly what happens because it's like 00:48:48.679 --> 00:48:51.480 but i love the realism that they added to it 00:48:51.480 --> 00:48:53.880 like when they were inside the the house but 00:48:53.880 --> 00:48:56.900 there's just like dandruff and stuff like floating 00:48:56.900 --> 00:49:02.159 through the house like dude oh my gosh like this 00:49:02.159 --> 00:49:06.239 just this completely captured the impracticality 00:49:06.239 --> 00:49:11.679 of minecraft houses oh yeah no that was great 00:49:11.679 --> 00:49:14.659 even even that part like just for like like like 00:49:14.659 --> 00:49:16.159 i've said many times for the little knowledge 00:49:16.159 --> 00:49:18.860 that i have of minecraft that scene especially 00:49:18.860 --> 00:49:21.760 just have me smiling when he was introducing 00:49:21.760 --> 00:49:26.699 all of his houses that was fantastic yeah like 00:49:26.699 --> 00:49:32.539 i thought that shit was so funny i loved the 00:49:32.539 --> 00:49:37.519 relationship that developed between steve and 00:49:37.519 --> 00:49:43.659 garrett Yeah, dude. Okay. I did not think that 00:49:43.659 --> 00:49:47.380 I would ever in my lifetime see. And, you know, 00:49:47.400 --> 00:49:51.099 they sugarcoat it. But this is what it was. Seeing 00:49:51.099 --> 00:49:55.360 Jack Black and Jason Momoa have to 69 with each 00:49:55.360 --> 00:50:03.079 other. Dude, I was dying. Yeah, dude. That was 00:50:03.079 --> 00:50:07.360 just amazing. Oh, my gosh. That whole scene was 00:50:07.360 --> 00:50:11.469 freaking. awesome like my favorite is when he's 00:50:11.469 --> 00:50:14.789 freaking like pulling on his hair like when he's 00:50:14.789 --> 00:50:17.690 sitting on him i'm like dude this is freaking 00:50:17.690 --> 00:50:20.809 fantastic like this movie's gone completely off 00:50:20.809 --> 00:50:23.610 the rails and i love it yeah dude they gotta 00:50:23.610 --> 00:50:25.789 freaking put these two together in more movies 00:50:25.789 --> 00:50:28.530 because they bounce off each other very well 00:50:28.530 --> 00:50:34.519 oh absolutely like this was This is how I imagine 00:50:34.519 --> 00:50:36.960 Jason Momoa to be, like, all the time. Just, 00:50:37.019 --> 00:50:40.960 like, a super goofy character. Yeah. You know 00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:42.739 what they need to do since they're doing, you 00:50:42.739 --> 00:50:45.280 know, another Jumanji? Freaking add Jason Momoa 00:50:45.280 --> 00:50:50.639 to it. Yes! He would be incredible in a Jumanji 00:50:50.639 --> 00:50:54.940 3. Dude, I'm so pumped. I love, like, that Jason 00:50:54.940 --> 00:51:00.159 Momoa has this guy that has been following him 00:51:00.159 --> 00:51:05.960 around. at all of his Minecraft press conferences 00:51:05.960 --> 00:51:10.699 because he has pictures of himself as Lobo. So 00:51:10.699 --> 00:51:15.500 he officially got cast in James Gunn's Supergirl 00:51:15.500 --> 00:51:20.219 movie as Lobo. And he has pictures of himself 00:51:20.219 --> 00:51:24.190 in costume. And someone asked, like, oh, so we've 00:51:24.190 --> 00:51:26.150 been hearing that you're in, like, pre -production 00:51:26.150 --> 00:51:28.889 and stuff. And you already had your costume fitting. 00:51:29.010 --> 00:51:31.010 And he's like, oh, yeah. Dude, you what? And 00:51:31.010 --> 00:51:33.289 he, like, starts pulling out his phone. And then 00:51:33.289 --> 00:51:36.190 you just hear some guy, ah, ah, ah. Like, in 00:51:36.190 --> 00:51:39.010 the back, he's like, oh, yeah, I can't show you 00:51:39.010 --> 00:51:41.869 guys. And then, like, he's in the background. 00:51:42.070 --> 00:51:44.170 And everyone, like, anyone that asks him about 00:51:44.170 --> 00:51:47.250 Lobo, like, he's just like. Yeah, I've already 00:51:47.250 --> 00:51:48.989 done the costumes and everything, but I can't 00:51:48.989 --> 00:51:52.690 show you because of that guy over there. I love 00:51:52.690 --> 00:51:55.230 him, dude. Jason Momoa is so freaking awesome. 00:51:55.489 --> 00:51:58.429 He is. And I love that he's so stoked to play 00:51:58.429 --> 00:52:02.010 Lobo. That makes me happy. I love that he was 00:52:02.010 --> 00:52:05.309 psyched to play in this movie. Yeah, dude, freaking 00:52:05.309 --> 00:52:09.630 he was game. Both him and Jack Black. Seriously, 00:52:10.230 --> 00:52:14.510 it was just absolutely amazing. We'll definitely 00:52:14.510 --> 00:52:18.880 get to... them with acting um but yeah freaking 00:52:18.880 --> 00:52:23.039 the the character that they wrote with um jason 00:52:23.039 --> 00:52:25.559 momoa's character the writing for him is just 00:52:25.559 --> 00:52:27.960 hilarious especially like when they first introduce 00:52:27.960 --> 00:52:31.400 each other like when they enter um the overworld 00:52:31.400 --> 00:52:36.260 and uh dawn that's her name right yeah she's 00:52:36.260 --> 00:52:38.280 like who are you he's just like oh i'm garrett 00:52:38.280 --> 00:52:41.070 the garbage man garrison video game champion 00:52:41.070 --> 00:52:43.730 of 1989, whatever. I don't think too much about 00:52:43.730 --> 00:52:52.369 it. Oh, this is fantastic. Um, but yeah, such 00:52:52.369 --> 00:52:57.289 a goofy character, like loved him. And honestly, 00:52:57.389 --> 00:53:00.030 the only writing I didn't necessarily care for 00:53:00.030 --> 00:53:03.789 was for, was from, uh, what's her name? The sister. 00:53:03.969 --> 00:53:06.989 She was a little, she was a little overwritten. 00:53:07.529 --> 00:53:10.889 See, we're like, yeah, but like for actually 00:53:10.889 --> 00:53:12.550 for the most part, I actually really liked her 00:53:12.550 --> 00:53:15.030 writing because I could resonate with her because 00:53:15.030 --> 00:53:16.710 for the most part, I had no idea what the hell 00:53:16.710 --> 00:53:20.550 was going on. So like everything that she said, 00:53:20.650 --> 00:53:25.989 I absolutely agree. I mean, they spoiled this 00:53:25.989 --> 00:53:30.869 line in the trailer, but I love when she, I think 00:53:30.869 --> 00:53:33.150 it's Jason Momoa she calls a tool bag, right? 00:53:33.819 --> 00:53:36.539 yeah yeah he's like oh my god this guy's such 00:53:36.539 --> 00:53:42.199 a tool bag um yeah but like i did like the brother 00:53:42.199 --> 00:53:44.920 like you know they really had to you know like 00:53:44.920 --> 00:53:48.139 jump right into the brother sister dynamic they 00:53:48.139 --> 00:53:49.880 don't really have a lot of time to set it up 00:53:49.880 --> 00:53:52.900 um but i feel for the most part i did enjoy uh 00:53:52.900 --> 00:53:55.539 what they were able to do um i appreciated that 00:53:55.539 --> 00:54:01.000 you know despite garrett not garrett um uh what's 00:54:01.000 --> 00:54:04.460 the kid's name henry Henry, thank you. Despite 00:54:04.460 --> 00:54:08.639 him being in this amazing world and really where 00:54:08.639 --> 00:54:12.920 he belongs, or where he would want to stay and 00:54:12.920 --> 00:54:15.679 belong, he's still, throughout the movie, caring 00:54:15.679 --> 00:54:17.679 about his sister, making sure that she's okay. 00:54:18.719 --> 00:54:26.719 Him wanting to go back to... I love that, despite 00:54:26.719 --> 00:54:29.800 that Steve goes back with them after thinking 00:54:29.800 --> 00:54:32.599 about it, he's like, it's not the same out there. 00:54:32.860 --> 00:54:35.420 You can actually create and do whatever you want 00:54:35.420 --> 00:54:38.639 here. It's not the same out there. You're going 00:54:38.639 --> 00:54:41.820 to be looked down upon if you create. And he's 00:54:41.820 --> 00:54:43.500 like, yeah, I know, but I'm still going to create 00:54:43.500 --> 00:54:49.019 anyway. I loved that. Yeah, that messaging was 00:54:49.019 --> 00:54:52.039 really good. Honestly, if I were in Steve's... 00:54:52.239 --> 00:54:56.539 situation though i would have never left dude 00:54:56.539 --> 00:55:00.320 i was shocked that he did like i know i'm like 00:55:00.320 --> 00:55:05.239 you're basically like a god yeah you're god of 00:55:05.239 --> 00:55:07.480 minecraft so why would you give it up why would 00:55:07.480 --> 00:55:11.280 you give up being the god of the overworld yeah 00:55:11.280 --> 00:55:14.800 like that's i think that's where it got me like 00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:18.699 just the the concept like if there's any game 00:55:18.699 --> 00:55:22.210 that i would go and live in it'd be freaking 00:55:22.210 --> 00:55:25.090 minecraft dude i'm like are you kidding me i 00:55:25.090 --> 00:55:29.090 can build whatever i want i can create these 00:55:29.090 --> 00:55:33.210 farms where all my needs are taken care of like 00:55:33.210 --> 00:55:35.909 every comfort and luxury that i could possibly 00:55:35.909 --> 00:55:42.010 desire like is all in the like within my grasp 00:55:42.010 --> 00:55:44.610 like are you kidding me like i've thought about 00:55:44.610 --> 00:55:47.929 like how i play minecraft like when it's when 00:55:47.929 --> 00:55:51.469 i play just by myself i'm like i could live like 00:55:51.469 --> 00:55:54.789 that in real life forever it's definitely one 00:55:54.789 --> 00:55:57.449 of the easiest video games to not only i feel 00:55:57.449 --> 00:56:00.889 survive but like actually make it a home yeah 00:56:00.889 --> 00:56:03.969 to thrive yeah yeah to thrive because you know 00:56:03.969 --> 00:56:05.309 like if you're thinking about your favorite video 00:56:05.309 --> 00:56:09.329 games um i'd be screwed in grand theft auto ain't 00:56:09.329 --> 00:56:12.989 no way i i'm surviving that um uh definitely 00:56:12.989 --> 00:56:17.090 not surviving red dead redemption uh i don't 00:56:17.090 --> 00:56:19.449 know how it would work with mario same thing 00:56:19.449 --> 00:56:22.590 with sonic um so like yeah minecraft is obviously 00:56:22.590 --> 00:56:26.829 the best choice when even if you don't know jack 00:56:26.829 --> 00:56:29.369 shit about minecraft you could pick it up pretty 00:56:29.369 --> 00:56:32.809 easily um and like caleb said you could freaking 00:56:32.809 --> 00:56:39.170 thrive there yeah like and and very easily very 00:56:39.170 --> 00:56:41.650 easily like once you kind of figure it out the 00:56:41.650 --> 00:56:45.750 the whole zombie situation like You could, you 00:56:45.750 --> 00:56:48.829 could thrive. Yeah. And it wouldn't be difficult 00:56:48.829 --> 00:56:52.489 whatsoever. Like I listen and, and Minecraft, 00:56:52.590 --> 00:56:55.489 I wouldn't even put Minecraft in, in my top 10 00:56:55.489 --> 00:56:59.849 favorite video games, but that's like thinking 00:56:59.849 --> 00:57:02.389 about all the other video games that I play. 00:57:02.449 --> 00:57:06.050 Like my number one is Skyrim. No way in hell 00:57:06.050 --> 00:57:09.889 would I try and, and live in Skyrim's world. 00:57:10.380 --> 00:57:12.880 like having to fight a dragon every like three 00:57:12.880 --> 00:57:16.920 days no thank you um but yeah minecraft is like 00:57:16.920 --> 00:57:21.860 is it like dude my minecraft world is the like 00:57:21.860 --> 00:57:27.019 any time that i that i build stuff with minecraft 00:57:27.019 --> 00:57:31.579 it's always like i literally have a garden that 00:57:31.579 --> 00:57:35.820 i can manage that basically it delivers all of 00:57:35.820 --> 00:57:41.150 the food that i i grow directly into my house 00:57:41.150 --> 00:57:45.230 that's awesome yeah and it's like the same way 00:57:45.230 --> 00:57:47.170 like i've been learning different methods for 00:57:47.170 --> 00:57:50.429 like harvesting cows and pigs and stuff and i'm 00:57:50.429 --> 00:57:55.690 like i would be an absolute menace in minecraft 00:57:55.690 --> 00:58:00.389 like i just have my own little shack of like 00:58:00.389 --> 00:58:05.230 where i could fish all day long have like infinite 00:58:05.230 --> 00:58:09.559 amounts of food like i That would be the bomb 00:58:09.559 --> 00:58:14.400 dot com. But yeah, it's this movie. I think this 00:58:14.400 --> 00:58:17.460 movie did what it was supposed to do. It made 00:58:17.460 --> 00:58:20.239 me want to go and play Minecraft. It didn't for 00:58:20.239 --> 00:58:23.260 me, but that's OK. Yeah, I think I think what 00:58:23.260 --> 00:58:28.639 this movie really does well is like a neck ignites 00:58:28.639 --> 00:58:32.860 the spark that was once there. Yeah. Like, I 00:58:32.860 --> 00:58:35.840 don't know if it like if it's enough to ignite 00:58:35.840 --> 00:58:40.050 a new spark like in you. i don't maybe if i saw 00:58:40.050 --> 00:58:44.690 it a second time maybe um i'll get back to you 00:58:44.690 --> 00:58:47.369 on that yeah i think this also would have to 00:58:47.369 --> 00:58:51.369 do with your connection to the game fair yeah 00:58:51.369 --> 00:58:55.389 but i mean we'll see like if if once you see 00:58:55.389 --> 00:58:57.469 it again like it'll be interesting to see if 00:58:57.469 --> 00:59:01.309 you like try and go play or whatever yeah um 00:59:01.309 --> 00:59:03.489 but yeah getting back to writing the dialogue 00:59:03.489 --> 00:59:07.369 wasn't too bad uh definitely over it definitely 00:59:07.369 --> 00:59:11.210 had like 80s vibes to it which i think was on 00:59:11.210 --> 00:59:15.269 par with the characters that jack black and jason 00:59:15.269 --> 00:59:19.289 momoa were playing yeah definitely like everyone 00:59:19.289 --> 00:59:22.650 was talking about like how campy it was that 00:59:22.650 --> 00:59:25.329 jack black was just like yell announcing everything 00:59:25.329 --> 00:59:29.130 that was happening like the chicken jockey i'm 00:59:29.130 --> 00:59:32.429 like I thought that, like, it was fun. Like, 00:59:32.429 --> 00:59:34.409 yeah, it was campy. It was over the top, but 00:59:34.409 --> 00:59:38.030 it was fun. Yeah. No, like, I honestly appreciated 00:59:38.030 --> 00:59:41.949 how much he got into this role. Yeah. But, like, 00:59:41.989 --> 00:59:44.590 all of his different things, like, there's so 00:59:44.590 --> 00:59:46.929 many people that are quoting this movie like 00:59:46.929 --> 00:59:49.769 crazy now, where it's just like, water bucket, 00:59:50.010 --> 00:59:55.750 release! Or lava chicken! Chicken jockey! People 00:59:55.750 --> 00:59:59.110 literally have shirts that say, I am Steve now. 01:00:01.500 --> 01:00:07.719 We went to Walmart before the movie and we got 01:00:07.719 --> 01:00:11.019 Iris a Minecraft shirt because she was very insistent. 01:00:11.480 --> 01:00:14.840 We had a whole Minecraft day, dude. That's awesome. 01:00:15.420 --> 01:00:18.000 We went to McDonald's. She got a Happy Meal with 01:00:18.000 --> 01:00:21.980 a Minecraft toy. Then we went to Walmart. She 01:00:21.980 --> 01:00:25.000 picked out a Minecraft shirt that was only like 01:00:25.000 --> 01:00:28.480 four bucks. And so I yeah, so I let her go and 01:00:28.480 --> 01:00:31.579 buy a toy. So she bought a little creeper plush 01:00:31.579 --> 01:00:36.119 that she took into the movie with her. And yeah, 01:00:36.199 --> 01:00:39.599 so now what she'll do is she she's been carrying 01:00:39.599 --> 01:00:41.519 it around a lot, but she'll like walk up by me 01:00:41.519 --> 01:00:43.059 and she's like, hey, daddy. And I'm like, yeah. 01:00:43.219 --> 01:00:46.500 And she goes and like tries to blow it up in 01:00:46.500 --> 01:00:50.639 my face. Oh, so she she loved doing that. But 01:00:50.639 --> 01:00:53.039 like I said, I think this movie did exactly what 01:00:53.039 --> 01:00:56.469 it set out to do. It was fun, Minecraft humor, 01:00:56.630 --> 01:01:00.989 and I think it ignited a Minecraft spark in me 01:01:00.989 --> 01:01:03.650 where I'm like, I want to get back into playing. 01:01:04.630 --> 01:01:10.170 No, that's awesome. Listen, this isn't Oscar 01:01:10.170 --> 01:01:15.369 -worthy by any stretch of the imagination, but 01:01:15.369 --> 01:01:19.289 I think it's at least deserving maybe like an 01:01:19.289 --> 01:01:23.119 80. I think it's cracked the 80s enough. Or it's 01:01:23.119 --> 01:01:27.019 enough to have cracked the 80s? Personally, I 01:01:27.019 --> 01:01:31.559 don't feel that it did. It's close. It's close. 01:01:32.219 --> 01:01:37.699 But it's just not there for me. So for writing, 01:01:38.000 --> 01:01:43.760 I would say a 70. I'd go 78 for writing. That's 01:01:43.760 --> 01:01:49.079 a pretty decent jump. That's a bigger jump than 01:01:49.079 --> 01:01:53.300 I made. Yeah. Well, just the writing is what's 01:01:53.300 --> 01:01:58.579 like the most enjoyable of this movie. So I got 01:01:58.579 --> 01:02:05.059 to give it what it deserves. Yeah. All right. 01:02:05.099 --> 01:02:08.239 So due to us having some technical difficulties 01:02:08.239 --> 01:02:14.940 that we haven't come across in a while, we lost 01:02:14.940 --> 01:02:20.849 all of the. audio that we had from between acting 01:02:20.849 --> 01:02:25.110 and the end of the episode. So to help me fill 01:02:25.110 --> 01:02:30.630 that slot in and kind of talk, discuss what kind 01:02:30.630 --> 01:02:34.250 of what me and Rose discussed yesterday when 01:02:34.250 --> 01:02:38.449 we were recording for reels, I have a very special 01:02:38.449 --> 01:02:43.849 guest today. It's me. Yep. We got the editor 01:02:43.849 --> 01:02:47.320 to come help us out or help me out today. So 01:02:47.320 --> 01:02:50.579 the last thing that me and your Uncle Rose were 01:02:50.579 --> 01:02:53.760 talking about was how in the Minecraft movie, 01:02:53.980 --> 01:02:59.639 the actors, right? Yeah. So in this movie, the 01:02:59.639 --> 01:03:05.119 actors, we had Jack Black, who played? Steve. 01:03:05.139 --> 01:03:09.940 Steve. Then we had Jason Momoa, who played? Remember 01:03:09.940 --> 01:03:14.809 his name? Garrett. Garrett. Garrett the Garbage 01:03:14.809 --> 01:03:18.889 Man. Yeah. Then we got Emma Myers, who played 01:03:18.889 --> 01:03:22.989 Natalie. Natalie. Then we had Sebastian Eugene 01:03:22.989 --> 01:03:27.849 Hansen, who played Henry. Henry. Then we had 01:03:27.849 --> 01:03:32.110 Danielle Brooks, who played Dawn. Dawn. Then 01:03:32.110 --> 01:03:35.030 we had Jennifer Coolidge, who played Vice Principal 01:03:35.030 --> 01:03:40.230 Marlene. That's a tough one, huh? Yes. Then we 01:03:40.230 --> 01:03:44.510 had Rachel House, who played Malgosia. Do you 01:03:44.510 --> 01:03:50.429 remember Malgosia? Who was she? The piggy bad 01:03:50.429 --> 01:03:56.150 guy? Yeah, piggy bad guy. Yeah. So if I remember, 01:03:56.449 --> 01:04:02.349 I had selected my top three to be Jason Momoa 01:04:02.349 --> 01:04:04.769 in order. So number one, Jason Momoa. Number 01:04:04.769 --> 01:04:08.489 two was Jack Black. And then my number three, 01:04:08.489 --> 01:04:14.559 I gave to Sebastian Eugene Hansen. think yeah 01:04:14.559 --> 01:04:19.000 and then rose he was a little bit opposite on 01:04:19.000 --> 01:04:22.940 his top top three he gave it to jack black as 01:04:22.940 --> 01:04:27.059 number one jason momoa is number two and then 01:04:27.059 --> 01:04:31.840 i think he gave emma myers number three um but 01:04:31.840 --> 01:04:35.630 we both had determined that the acting wasn't 01:04:35.630 --> 01:04:39.849 like the best in the world and yeah like it was 01:04:39.849 --> 01:04:42.130 good like don't get us wrong it was it was good 01:04:42.130 --> 01:04:45.210 but it was it was campy as you can as you can 01:04:45.210 --> 01:04:51.869 get uh so we ended up both giving that a 76 what'd 01:04:51.869 --> 01:04:57.090 you think of of these guys i liked it yeah what's 01:04:57.090 --> 01:05:01.170 your favorite part I liked it when Steve taught 01:05:01.170 --> 01:05:10.590 his pet and when Steve had a howl and cried and 01:05:10.590 --> 01:05:15.489 made my daddy laugh. Oh, when Steve sang the 01:05:15.489 --> 01:05:19.329 song to Dennis? Yeah, when he laughed. And then 01:05:19.329 --> 01:05:21.550 he howls at the end of the song? Yeah, and then 01:05:21.550 --> 01:05:23.889 he cried. And then he cried? Yeah. Yeah, that 01:05:23.889 --> 01:05:28.230 was funny, huh? Yeah, it was. Yeah. Then let's 01:05:28.230 --> 01:05:30.340 see. Yeah, so that was everything that we covered 01:05:30.340 --> 01:05:33.920 in acting. When we got to character development, 01:05:34.320 --> 01:05:38.400 that was a little bit tougher because neither 01:05:38.400 --> 01:05:41.820 of us felt like there was real growth between 01:05:41.820 --> 01:05:46.980 characters or by any characters, really. Everyone 01:05:46.980 --> 01:05:49.639 just kind of stayed stationary. Steve, I think 01:05:49.639 --> 01:05:56.079 we said, had the most. So I thought it was pretty 01:05:56.079 --> 01:05:59.320 average. um in terms of character development 01:05:59.320 --> 01:06:04.079 so i ended up giving it a 72 or no rose gave 01:06:04.079 --> 01:06:07.480 it a 72 i ended up going a bit lower i wasn't 01:06:07.480 --> 01:06:10.679 quite cracking the uh the 70s yet so i was sitting 01:06:10.679 --> 01:06:15.900 at a 69 what i liked it helping you i like when 01:06:15.900 --> 01:06:18.820 you help me too i never done this before i know 01:06:18.820 --> 01:06:20.440 you haven't done this before we should have you 01:06:20.440 --> 01:06:24.239 do it more often huh yeah look at your whole 01:06:24.239 --> 01:06:27.010 your own setup and everything Yeah. Maybe your 01:06:27.010 --> 01:06:31.130 own microphone? Yeah, and my own computer when 01:06:31.130 --> 01:06:34.590 I grow up. I'm going to be a worker just like 01:06:34.590 --> 01:06:38.050 you. Okay. And I'm going to build up what I grow 01:06:38.050 --> 01:06:40.309 up to. Okay, cool. But we're talking about Minecraft 01:06:40.309 --> 01:06:43.909 right now. Yeah, so character development, like 01:06:43.909 --> 01:06:48.559 we said, wasn't anything too special. But what 01:06:48.559 --> 01:06:52.599 was special was the special effects, which when 01:06:52.599 --> 01:06:55.239 we get into the effects category, we were both 01:06:55.239 --> 01:06:58.840 pretty high on that one because the effects here, 01:06:58.940 --> 01:07:03.219 they were practical. So how did all the bad guys 01:07:03.219 --> 01:07:05.780 look? Did they look good or did they look bad? 01:07:06.139 --> 01:07:09.940 They looked really, really, really bad. No, not 01:07:09.940 --> 01:07:14.159 like did they look like bad guys. Did they look 01:07:14.159 --> 01:07:18.449 good? or did they look like they they looked 01:07:18.449 --> 01:07:23.050 weird i'm explaining this bad so did the movie 01:07:23.050 --> 01:07:25.650 did the movie look pretty or did it look ugly 01:07:25.650 --> 01:07:30.110 it looks pretty and i never don't yeah what was 01:07:30.110 --> 01:07:32.769 your favorite thing that was in the movie um 01:07:32.769 --> 01:07:39.929 when uh i liked it when it was when the when 01:07:40.559 --> 01:07:45.260 When our other characters made a mushroom house, 01:07:45.340 --> 01:07:48.500 then we were really happy. Oh, the mushroom house? 01:07:48.639 --> 01:07:52.340 The mushroom house was awesome. Yeah, when they 01:07:52.340 --> 01:07:57.900 made this thing made out of metal to make a ice, 01:07:58.119 --> 01:08:03.880 they put it on to make a ice for our mushroom 01:08:03.880 --> 01:08:08.679 houses, and I'm going to build that. When you 01:08:08.679 --> 01:08:13.840 play Minecraft next. Yeah. Yeah, but the visual 01:08:13.840 --> 01:08:17.420 effects were really good. The adaptations between 01:08:17.420 --> 01:08:20.060 what the characters are in the games versus how 01:08:20.060 --> 01:08:23.739 they looked in this movie were really good. So 01:08:23.739 --> 01:08:26.960 Rose ended up giving this a 90. I ended up giving 01:08:26.960 --> 01:08:29.840 it a 92. So we were pretty close on that one, 01:08:29.899 --> 01:08:36.600 huh? Yeah. Yeah. Moving on over to music. I like 01:08:36.600 --> 01:08:40.220 this soundtrack a lot better than Rose did. he 01:08:40.220 --> 01:08:43.520 ended up giving it a six which is just kind of 01:08:43.520 --> 01:08:46.399 like super average it's like slightly above average 01:08:46.399 --> 01:08:49.020 because i mean they had some decent songs um 01:08:49.020 --> 01:08:52.699 but he didn't have the like the connection to 01:08:52.699 --> 01:08:55.579 some of the fun ones that like that i did i told 01:08:55.579 --> 01:08:59.260 him like taking out the fun little the the little 01:08:59.260 --> 01:09:02.899 songs that jack black did i'd probably be at 01:09:02.899 --> 01:09:06.500 like a seven overall um but throwing in those 01:09:06.500 --> 01:09:11.800 little like what That character on the right 01:09:11.800 --> 01:09:16.359 there is Steve. Yeah, but he's actually Jack 01:09:16.359 --> 01:09:19.819 Black. Yeah, his name is Jack Black. But it's 01:09:19.819 --> 01:09:22.819 just a character in a movie. Yeah, he plays a 01:09:22.819 --> 01:09:24.939 character named Steve, but his real name is Jack 01:09:24.939 --> 01:09:28.600 Black. Yeah, but I liked it when he had... Why 01:09:28.600 --> 01:09:33.840 is your hand purple? But I liked it when he had 01:09:33.840 --> 01:09:43.250 a death. Dennis? Dennis. And when he did a lava 01:09:43.250 --> 01:09:46.489 and a chicken, and the lava got the chicken, 01:09:46.609 --> 01:09:52.970 and it made him like this. And when that character 01:09:52.970 --> 01:09:57.130 did, ah, that really, really made me laugh. Yeah, 01:09:57.170 --> 01:10:01.250 that was really funny, huh? We always listen 01:10:01.250 --> 01:10:04.350 to that. We do always listen to that. Yeah. It's 01:10:04.350 --> 01:10:07.489 a good song, huh? Yeah, they had three songs. 01:10:07.630 --> 01:10:09.789 They had the birthday rap that Jack Black and 01:10:09.789 --> 01:10:11.909 Jason Momoa did. So that's the one that they 01:10:11.909 --> 01:10:13.550 were singing when they were with the Pillagers. 01:10:14.989 --> 01:10:18.670 Then they had Steve's Lava Chicken. Yeah, I like 01:10:18.670 --> 01:10:20.789 that one. You like that one? I like that one 01:10:20.789 --> 01:10:23.970 too. It's fun. Yeah. And then what was the other 01:10:23.970 --> 01:10:27.449 one? Oh, it was the Ode to Dennis. And I thought 01:10:27.449 --> 01:10:29.710 those ones were catchy enough because they've 01:10:29.710 --> 01:10:31.369 been little earworms for us, right? Because we've 01:10:31.369 --> 01:10:33.680 been listening to those a lot, huh? Yeah. We 01:10:33.680 --> 01:10:38.300 were even in the car. In the car? Yeah, we were. 01:10:38.479 --> 01:10:40.979 Yeah, when my daddy got a haircut and I got a 01:10:40.979 --> 01:10:43.359 haircut. You didn't get a haircut. I got a haircut. 01:10:43.699 --> 01:10:48.000 You got a haircut like a while ago. Yeah, I did 01:10:48.000 --> 01:10:52.439 not remember when I got that. Yeah, so music, 01:10:52.859 --> 01:10:55.840 like I said, Rose ended up giving it a six. I 01:10:55.840 --> 01:10:59.689 bumped myself up to an eight. And then next were 01:10:59.689 --> 01:11:04.590 the costumes. The costumes we liked a lot. But 01:11:04.590 --> 01:11:08.630 it was mainly Steve, Garrett, and Don that had 01:11:08.630 --> 01:11:12.130 the iconic -looking costumes. Henry was a little 01:11:12.130 --> 01:11:16.229 on the plain side. Looking at it on the poster, 01:11:16.310 --> 01:11:18.270 though, it looked like they were trying to do 01:11:18.270 --> 01:11:24.569 an opposite Steve. Because he was wearing... 01:11:25.209 --> 01:11:28.670 Jeans, and the red hoodie where Steve is obviously 01:11:28.670 --> 01:11:31.789 wearing a blue or a turquoise, whatever color 01:11:31.789 --> 01:11:34.590 you want to call that. He was wearing a turquoise 01:11:34.590 --> 01:11:38.770 shirt with pants. But it was the color blue. 01:11:39.189 --> 01:11:43.210 It was the color blue. But yeah, the only outfit 01:11:43.210 --> 01:11:45.729 that we didn't necessarily care for was Natalie. 01:11:46.710 --> 01:11:49.550 And that was just because hers... I think it 01:11:49.550 --> 01:11:52.470 was because her arc, she was supposed to be self 01:11:52.470 --> 01:11:58.449 -defense. So, it's just because Natalie was like, 01:11:58.630 --> 01:12:03.369 well, this tube made the portal and all other 01:12:03.369 --> 01:12:07.970 characters that had a new house, they transformed 01:12:07.970 --> 01:12:12.670 into there. So, that really, really, really, 01:12:12.850 --> 01:12:19.770 really came down to my house. Yeah. So, yeah. 01:12:19.829 --> 01:12:23.670 I'll be right back. No, we're almost done. Yeah, 01:12:23.710 --> 01:12:26.409 so the only one we didn't care for was Natalie, 01:12:26.590 --> 01:12:28.329 and that's because she was wearing, like, a really 01:12:28.329 --> 01:12:30.590 long skirt, and we didn't think, because she 01:12:30.590 --> 01:12:32.670 was doing a lot of fighting, and so we thought 01:12:32.670 --> 01:12:34.810 that it would have been better if they put her 01:12:34.810 --> 01:12:38.109 in some, like, in some pants or something and 01:12:38.109 --> 01:12:40.550 given her, like, a bit more of a, like, I think 01:12:40.550 --> 01:12:42.029 they could have dressed it up a little bit more 01:12:42.029 --> 01:12:44.069 instead of putting her in a straight -up, like, 01:12:44.090 --> 01:12:49.470 dress. Yeah, but the thing is, I have not addressed 01:12:49.470 --> 01:12:52.300 it. No, you got your pants on, huh? Just in case 01:12:52.300 --> 01:12:55.380 you need to fight some zombie piglins. Well, 01:12:55.600 --> 01:13:01.600 they're autumn. Well, they're autumn. Yeah. But 01:13:01.600 --> 01:13:06.279 yeah, so we decided that we were going to give 01:13:06.279 --> 01:13:10.479 costumes an 8 out of 10, both of us. And then 01:13:10.479 --> 01:13:13.319 our personal scores, Rose didn't like this nearly 01:13:13.319 --> 01:13:15.439 as much as I did. He ended up sitting at like 01:13:15.439 --> 01:13:19.289 a 74. I thought this was... quite enjoyable but 01:13:19.289 --> 01:13:21.310 i think it's because i had like more better ties 01:13:21.310 --> 01:13:24.189 to the game which is because me and iris have 01:13:24.189 --> 01:13:27.109 been playing minecraft a lot right yeah but i 01:13:27.109 --> 01:13:29.869 got minecraft on a drift now but you do have 01:13:29.869 --> 01:13:33.170 it on the switch now yeah but my daddy only plays 01:13:33.170 --> 01:13:36.090 it on a bone now and he doesn't know how to build 01:13:36.090 --> 01:13:40.750 well he did build i can play on the xbox yeah 01:13:40.750 --> 01:13:44.229 but then we don't have anyone to talk oh that's 01:13:44.229 --> 01:13:48.819 true huh yeah but If we brought an Xbox in and 01:13:48.819 --> 01:13:52.680 a girl would roll in, then we didn't play together 01:13:52.680 --> 01:13:55.720 and we didn't talk. We'll have to figure out 01:13:55.720 --> 01:13:59.460 how to talk on the Switch, okay? Yeah. Yeah, 01:13:59.539 --> 01:14:04.399 so I was sitting at an 82. What did you think? 01:14:04.619 --> 01:14:08.239 Like, if you had a 0 being, like, meh, and 100 01:14:08.239 --> 01:14:10.399 being the best. All right, let's say 1 out of 01:14:10.399 --> 01:14:14.279 10. What would you put it at? I'll put it in... 01:14:15.619 --> 01:14:17.699 I'm debating about it. You're still thinking 01:14:17.699 --> 01:14:20.199 about it? Yeah. That's okay. We'll talk about 01:14:20.199 --> 01:14:23.300 it afterward. But yeah, so that kind of sums 01:14:23.300 --> 01:14:26.260 up everything that we did. Going through the 01:14:26.260 --> 01:14:30.520 scores, like our final scores for everything, 01:14:30.779 --> 01:14:35.260 our story ended up averaging out to a 75. Yes. 01:14:35.279 --> 01:14:40.560 Our writing was sitting at a 79. Acting is at 01:14:40.560 --> 01:14:46.840 a 76. Well, that's that. I have a dirt on and 01:14:46.840 --> 01:14:50.060 dead upper dress or a dirt. That's not what we're 01:14:50.060 --> 01:14:52.779 talking about. Character development was our 01:14:52.779 --> 01:14:57.340 lowest category, sitting at a 70 .5. The effects, 01:14:57.439 --> 01:15:00.359 we had a decent bump as our highest category, 01:15:00.439 --> 01:15:04.500 sitting at a 91. Our music ended up averaging 01:15:04.500 --> 01:15:07.659 to a 7 out of 10. Our costumes were at an 8 out 01:15:07.659 --> 01:15:10.300 of 10. And then our personal score ended up averaging 01:15:10.300 --> 01:15:16.270 to a 78. And then with all of that, the final 01:15:16.270 --> 01:15:18.970 All Bros letter grade for a Minecraft movie, 01:15:19.170 --> 01:15:29.350 it came to a C+. C+. Yeah. So that C plus ended 01:15:29.350 --> 01:15:36.510 up putting it at 79 .3. What? I want it for typing 01:15:36.510 --> 01:15:40.819 too. No typing. Yeah, so it ended up averaging 01:15:40.819 --> 01:15:45.739 to a 79 .31, which put it on the same level as 01:15:45.739 --> 01:15:49.479 Hocus Pocus 2. I love you too, baby. And then 01:15:49.479 --> 01:15:56.140 it put it below Mortal Kombat 2021. It was below 01:15:56.140 --> 01:15:59.020 the Disney remake of Aladdin, which me and Rose 01:15:59.020 --> 01:16:03.180 both thought was not accurate. We said it was 01:16:03.180 --> 01:16:05.600 below The Croods and New Age, which we thought 01:16:05.600 --> 01:16:08.050 was... A little bit more accurate. And then we 01:16:08.050 --> 01:16:11.750 had it below Furiosa. We both agree that the 01:16:11.750 --> 01:16:14.750 reason that we think it ended up above or below 01:16:14.750 --> 01:16:19.069 Aladdin was because of the music. And then going 01:16:19.069 --> 01:16:21.189 the opposite direction, it ended up sitting above 01:16:21.189 --> 01:16:26.529 Uncharted, the 2022 remake of Pinocchio, Ricky 01:16:26.529 --> 01:16:29.890 Stanicki, Army of the Dead, and then Chicken 01:16:29.890 --> 01:16:36.100 Run, Dawn of the Nugget. Nugget. Nugget. What 01:16:36.100 --> 01:16:40.739 made me really crazy, the potato launcher. The 01:16:40.739 --> 01:16:43.319 potato launcher? Yeah, with all the potatoes 01:16:43.319 --> 01:16:47.060 you can collect. With all the potatoes you can 01:16:47.060 --> 01:16:49.220 collect? That was so cool, huh? Yeah, and you 01:16:49.220 --> 01:16:53.720 can even do them to bad guys to beat them up. 01:16:53.819 --> 01:16:56.699 To beat them up? Yeah, and you can even use them 01:16:56.699 --> 01:17:00.760 for pigs or anything else. But that wizard, yeah, 01:17:00.960 --> 01:17:05.729 it takes a really long time. Yeah, it does. My 01:17:05.729 --> 01:17:09.409 daddy can't even chew it. I know, I tried. Yeah, 01:17:09.409 --> 01:17:12.949 but... But it took so long, huh? Yeah, but I 01:17:12.949 --> 01:17:19.430 always... I used my... That wizard thing with 01:17:19.430 --> 01:17:22.090 a... Oh, the staff? Yeah, with a staff, and I 01:17:22.090 --> 01:17:27.930 did fire, and it kind of... Yeah. They had a 01:17:27.930 --> 01:17:31.710 lot of fun stuff that came out with the movie 01:17:31.710 --> 01:17:36.229 on Minecraft. They released a lot of... add -ons 01:17:36.229 --> 01:17:38.829 and character packs like we got all the characters 01:17:38.829 --> 01:17:42.970 from the movie on minecraft yeah i i i was deep 01:17:42.970 --> 01:17:45.449 today you were playing as steve today yeah and 01:17:45.449 --> 01:17:49.710 i got my puppy named dennis you have a puppy 01:17:49.710 --> 01:17:52.449 named dennis yeah but he is actually beeping 01:17:52.449 --> 01:17:55.470 on my payroll oh my goodness because he was really 01:17:55.470 --> 01:17:59.229 tired he didn't even deepen it up for a whole 01:17:59.229 --> 01:18:05.239 night he had a deep and And now he is really, 01:18:05.319 --> 01:18:10.199 really upset because I'm working right now. Yeah. 01:18:10.479 --> 01:18:17.180 But soon as I'm done, I'm going to play and check 01:18:17.180 --> 01:18:20.279 on him. We're going to walk. But I don't know 01:18:20.279 --> 01:18:22.500 what's wrong with the rope. It's just coming 01:18:22.500 --> 01:18:27.180 to my face. Yeah. So anyway, getting back on 01:18:27.180 --> 01:18:34.510 topic, child. I'm not topic. I said topic. Topic. 01:18:34.630 --> 01:18:42.229 I think I'm not that. Okay. Yeah, so we apologize 01:18:42.229 --> 01:18:45.970 for it. Don't tap it. People can hear that. So 01:18:45.970 --> 01:18:49.829 we apologize for the technical issues. We hope 01:18:49.829 --> 01:18:55.470 that we can have the editor on for future kids' 01:18:55.569 --> 01:18:57.350 movies that we do because I think her opinion 01:18:57.350 --> 01:19:03.750 is quite fun. yeah so minecraft overall good 01:19:03.750 --> 01:19:07.390 movie definitely worth checking out and it's 01:19:07.390 --> 01:19:11.789 funny huh lots of good songs but yeah so that's 01:19:11.789 --> 01:19:14.050 where it ended up ranking up like i said sitting 01:19:14.050 --> 01:19:20.010 as c plus uh next week pending any issues i think 01:19:20.010 --> 01:19:24.949 we're going to try shooting for uh captain america 01:19:24.949 --> 01:19:30.060 brave new world You can't see that one. Yeah, 01:19:30.079 --> 01:19:35.340 but I always play that. I always play my, my, 01:19:35.359 --> 01:19:41.260 I always play my Legos. Oh, Lego superheroes? 01:19:41.680 --> 01:19:42.859 Yeah, with my dad. Yeah, you like playing as 01:19:42.859 --> 01:19:45.180 Captain America, huh? Yeah, and I can't believe 01:19:45.180 --> 01:19:48.239 he can put out fire. He can put out fire with 01:19:48.239 --> 01:19:50.140 his shield. It's super cool. Yeah, but I do not 01:19:50.140 --> 01:19:54.180 like doing that other words. I mean, other mistakes. 01:19:54.600 --> 01:19:58.970 I always want to do. It's just doing everything 01:19:58.970 --> 01:20:02.770 wrong. Yeah, I know. Anyway, you guys can look 01:20:02.770 --> 01:20:05.930 forward to that next week. Until then, this has 01:20:05.930 --> 01:20:10.090 been the All Bros Podcast. I'm Caleb. And I'm 01:20:10.090 --> 01:20:16.590 Iris. And for Rose, we will catch you guys next 01:20:16.590 --> 01:20:23.609 week. Deuces! And apples! Did you say and apples? 01:20:24.359 --> 01:20:28.800 Yeah, because I have apple dirt. Okay, bye. Bye.