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What is up bros, I'm Jonathan.

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And I'm Caleb.

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And we're a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews

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out there with as little bias as possible.

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Welcome to the all bros.

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This week on the podcast, I am the only one that has something to talk about when it comes

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to weekly watches.

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And you know what it was like a last minute like watch today like out of pure nostalgia

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because of a YouTube video that I watched.

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So yeah, and then after that, we'll jump right into our headliner of the evening, which

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was it was going to be Craven the Hunter, but things happen, you know, life happens.

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And so instead, we'll be doing red one.

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Hell yeah.

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So yeah, what do you say we get started?

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I say let's do it.

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Hello, my name is Brecker Nurse.

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And I want to tell you about my phone or movie podcast called autopsy for horror movie.

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On my show, I like to have fun dissecting out what makes a horror movie scary, what

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worked for it, what didn't, what types of fears as a playoff of is an allegory for any

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sort of message.

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I don't know, but let's find out.

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Also, I like to watch slashers.

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I'm a big slasher guy.

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So I'll watch a slasher and do a kill grade for it.

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I will cover the kills and I will tell you how I would grade it based on shock method

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style points and a fourth category that is a reflection of the movie.

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Besides those, I'll have fun with special topic episodes, commentary tracks, interviews

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with guests, including some shutter directors.

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So I just like to have a fun time over here.

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If any of this sounds interesting to you or you want to come check me out, please head

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over to Spotify, Apple podcasts or anywhere they listen podcasts and search for autopsy

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for horror movie.

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Also, be sure to find me on Instagram at Brecker horror where you get fun updates and some

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cool little posts that I do.

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Thanks for listening.

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And I hope that you get to enjoy the show and I'll see you on Instagram.

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Bye.

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All right.

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So jumping right into weekly watches.

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Like I said, I only have one and it was at a pure nostalgia.

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And yeah, now when it comes to going back to these kinds of shows or movies, it's especially

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for mining Caleb's generation.

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It's hard now watching after watching quiet on set and seeing what these kids went through.

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It's absolutely horrible what they went through, especially, you know, Drake Bell.

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And so watching anything Drake and Josh nowadays is kind of hard.

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I still love the show.

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I love this special.

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But just yeah, there is a part of you that like it sometimes is a little struggle to

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get through this kind of stuff now.

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Oh, man, dude, straight up.

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Like even the new shit, like it's hard to watch the new shit too.

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Like we were talking about this a little bit before we hit record.

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But yeah, like even watching like the new I Carly, like after that documentary came

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out, like it's it's rough.

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Did I mean, because they didn't touch upon it in the show.

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And according to them, their set wasn't like that.

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But did you have you seen like everything coming out about the Ned's Declassified cast

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or at least the main three you see in a throuple right now?

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I don't know.

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I mean, they might be.

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I don't know.

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But the frickin like after Quiet On Set came out, like they did like a live stream or something.

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And they basically poked fun about how their set was nothing like these other shows.

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Like they never felt in danger.

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Nothing like that.

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Like kind of poking fun a little bit at Drake Bell, these other kids that went through absolute

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hell and then frickin.

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Oh, my God.

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The girl that played Mo's.

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Yeah, I'm forgetting her name.

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But frickin she admitted that like literally she worked her way up to doing stuff with

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the other cast members once and went and like she didn't start with Devin or Ned.

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She like worked her way up to him.

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And I'm just like, I don't want to think of this shit when you guys were one of my favorite

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Nickelodeon shows.

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Like, come on.

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Like, I get it.

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We're adults here.

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They're listen.

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Their show is not for the faint of heart.

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Like I, I tried really hard to watch their show or not to watch, to listen to it.

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And it got to the point, dude.

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I'm like, this just it's almost ruining my childhood.

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Like, I don't think about most sleeping around with coconut head, Martin Quirley, backpack

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guy, Timmy toot toot.

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Yeah, I don't want to think about that shit.

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And she did.

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She's so frickin like blatant about it.

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And then I like I like I genuinely do not know if this was like a joker or not.

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But yeah, she went and like told family members that she was in a throuple with the Devin

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and what's his face, the guy who plays a cookie.

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Shit, I forgot his name.

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I think it's like Simon something.

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I thought that was his name in the show.

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Simon Nelson Cook.

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Oh, that's right.

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Let's see.

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Daniel Curtis Lee.

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That's what it is.

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What's Moses name?

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Pull up by chance with this.

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Lindsay Shaw.

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Almost forgot Ned's name.

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Yeah, but dude, it was it's it's rough.

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It's rough hearing about that shit.

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Because it's like, oh, gross.

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And even now, dude, they forget like I haven't seen any of their shit for a while.

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I haven't either.

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Like honestly, like after like that came out and about them, I'm just like, I don't know

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if I want to listen to your guys a show anymore or watch your tick tock shit like that.

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Like I think I'm good right now.

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I'd be interested to see if they're still doing that.

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They're still pushing for a frickin reboot of Ned's Declassified.

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They really want that to happen.

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And after the failure of Zoe 102, because I don't think like it barely brought in like

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any streaming numbers, I don't see Paramount taking a chance on that, considering that

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Ned's Declassified wasn't one of the Nickelodeon's like top shows when we were growing up.

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Like it was usually like, of course, iCarly was up there, Drake and Josh, but like Ned's

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Declassified and I would say Zoe 101 were kind of like definitely like viewed less compared

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to those other two.

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I'm just looking right now to see.

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Yeah, it looks like they haven't posted anything since October.

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Oh shit.

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Okay.

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Wow.

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Damn.

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It was like all of their episodes in 2024, it was, they call it the adult guide to, let's

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see, nostalgia and making amends, fan dreams, guided dating, overcoming jealousy, discovering

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your passions, whatever the hell that means.

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The guide to body image, like listen, all important things, all important things, not

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the way that they do it.

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They leave you just being like, oh, I feel gross now.

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Like I think it'd be different if they weren't trying to like tie in the show.

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Yeah, that's yeah.

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No, I agree.

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If it's just like you say, like it's for like the first episode of their podcast, they just

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say, Hey, you know, you might remember us from an it's declassified.

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We were Ned, Mos and cookie.

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Maybe, you know, just talk about what they remember from that show for like a little

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bit for the first episode, but then that's it.

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Move on from there.

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And the rest of your show is just talking about what basically what you want to talk

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about with these kind of a life advice, but don't keep bringing back.

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Ned's declassified into the mix.

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I think for like this podcast started off as like a watch along.

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So it was like, okay.

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So they were going episode by episode for what?

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Like kind of like the office ladies.

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Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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So yeah, it was like episode by episode.

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And then they got to it was like every episode that they were talking about, though, they

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were talking about like the shit that was going on behind scenes with them.

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They're just like, Oh, yeah, don't you remember?

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That's when I freaking blew you behind this thing.

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I was like, dude, I don't need to know that.

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Yeah, no, I'm good.

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I'm good.

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Like, listen, did I assume?

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Yes.

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Did I need that confirmation?

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No.

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Exactly.

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Like, oh, like I could live my whole life without knowing that.

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Oh, my.

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But yeah, it was crazy.

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What's crazier is they got like the other cast members to come in and like discuss shit.

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And I'm like, Wow, like, ew.

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Yeah, we could have kept that locked away in the Nickelodeon vault.

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Just saying.

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Yeah, it's like, keep that to yourself, you freaking animals.

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But anyway, Merry Christmas, Drake and Josh.

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So I love this movie.

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This is a great special, in my opinion.

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And to me, I feel that this is the true finale for Drake and Josh.

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I know, like, it actually did have that finale, or like the show ended with them, I think,

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like fighting over shrimp.

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And then it like, like flashback to when they fought over shrimp on the Amanda show.

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Like, you know, that's a cool flashback.

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I think that is cool.

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But I don't know this this one, even though, you know, like, it literally ends with Josh

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throwing a snowball at Drake and Drake, I'm going to get you Parker, or I'm going to get

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you Nichols.

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Sorry, Parker's Drake's last name.

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I don't I don't know that felt more closing, it felt like more closure than the actual

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ending of the show.

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See, I love the ending of this.

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And it's so great to see these characters again.

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Someone pointed out that when this movie came out, iCarly was, you know, already well into

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production.

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And so Miranda Cosgrove and Jerry Trainor were already playing Carly and Spencer.

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And like kudos to them for coming back to play these like vastly different characters

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compared to those that they were playing on iCarly.

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And like, honestly, they didn't miss a beat felt just like just the same as they did on

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the show.

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Just you get a lot of recurring characters, you get that funny gag with Mrs. Hayford,

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where Drake hits a puddle and just drenches her as they're driving down the street.

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What else do you get?

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Freaking when they go to Gavin's house and pick up his moped or scooter or whatever.

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So like you get some like nice nods to the original show.

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Characters still feel the same.

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And just, I love spending Christmas with Drake and Josh, like, it's great.

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The story is really good.

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It's insane, like freaking how the resource was a resource officer or whoever is in charge

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of them basically says, oh, hey, if you don't give this family, especially this little girl,

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the best Christmas ever, y'all are going to jail for a long time.

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You say, oh, okay.

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All right.

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Sure.

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But because you can't break your Christmas promise.

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Did you know that, Caleb?

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Yes, I have, I've heard that many a times.

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Okay, good.

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Just making sure.

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And so yeah, just, I love watching craziness and Sue, like you always expect with Drake

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and Josh.

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It's great.

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These guys don't miss a beat.

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Their chemistry has been amazing since day one.

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And even years later after the show wrapped and they did this movie, the chemistry is

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still there.

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I love these two guys together.

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I know in like real life, you know, they've had some like hiccups, but I think things

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are a little better now.

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I hope so.

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Um, cause it's kind of hard to picture a world that Drake and Josh aren't friends or at least

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like, at least like they still like each other in real life, if that makes sense.

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Yeah, I can't keep track of what the hell's going on with that.

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Like I know that Drake was got in trouble for some sketchy shit.

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Josh just kind of like distance himself from that whole situation.

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So is Drake back on the up and up or?

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

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I think Drake's back on the up and up.

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So like, yeah, I'm sure that they're not vocal about their relationship, um, which, you know,

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totally get, um, but I do hope that, you know, like they still check in with each other every

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once in a while, something like that.

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You know, if they did, if they did go their separate ways, completely get it.

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But my childhood heart would like to think that they, they still do care about each other

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and they do check in with each other frequently.

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So that's my childhood dream.

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Um, but yeah, just a great special, have a great time.

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Every single time I watch it.

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I haven't watched it in a couple of years now.

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So I was glad that I was able to rewatch it this year.

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Um, yeah.

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So if you haven't watched, I mean, if you loved Drake and Josh as a kid and you haven't

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watched Merry Christmas, Drake and Josh, do yourself a favor.

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It feels just exactly like the show and it's a fun time from start to finish.

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So a stream it is what I would give a Merry Christmas Drake and Josh.

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It's a, it's a good time.

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It's a very, very good time.

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Hell yeah.

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Dude, I don't know if I've seen this movie, but Josh's hair is atrocious.

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Oh dude, there is a freaking, there's a part where he's taking his mugshot photo and so

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many people have said it looks like a wig.

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Like the way that it's like, dude,

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I was just going to ask.

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I don't think it is.

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I think that is like, especially in, you know, in this and throughout the show, I think it's

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Josh's real hair.

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Like he just decided to grow it out.

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What year did this come out?

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Uh, that fricking, I don't know.

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Actually, I think like 2010.

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Oh, 2008.

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Oh, 2008.

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My bad.

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Oh, is that too far past the line?

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No, 2008.

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That was like peak Bieber.

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Wasn't it?

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I think so.

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Yeah.

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Like that.

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I think that was just the hairstyle.

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So glad that my parents have always like given me like just a crisp, clean looking haircut

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and never let me do this shit with my hair.

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Dude, I don't think we were hanging out that much, but like, I don't know.

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Maybe we were.

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Do you remember at all when I used to have, I used to have my hair like kind of pretty

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long and fricking, I would like swoop it over to the right and I'd have to like, okay, listen,

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I do remember your hair being like that, but it was, it was long, but you styled it.

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So it didn't look like this.

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Okay.

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Like, cause I didn't start spiking it up until we were in high school.

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Yeah.

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And I mean, I've always had like the, the like super high fade.

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That's true.

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Yeah.

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Caleb always has.

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Caleb used to kind of do like a buzz cut a little bit.

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A little, well that was when my mom cut my hair.

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That's right.

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All right.

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So that's understandable.

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And listen, she did her best, but she does not know how to cut hair.

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No, but yeah, like it's always kind of been that vibe, but just, it's just the way that

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my hair grows out.

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Like she could cut it all the same length and then like this little patch grows a little

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bit longer.

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So it looks like I can do like the, the spiky front and everything.

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So do you have a widow's peak?

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No, no, I just have a really far, huh?

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Okay.

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Like my hair lands a little like far back, but it's not like, it's not super bad.

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Like it hasn't gotten worse.

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Like it's, it's kind of, it's, I was afraid it was just going to keep going further and

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further.

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Cause if it, if it got too bad, I'm buzzing my head.

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Like I'm, I'm shaving it all off, but luckily for me, it just, it hasn't gotten to that

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point yet.

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Okay.

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That's good.

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Um, my younger brother, coy though, he needs to shave his head something awful.

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We keep trying to convince him to, but he's, he is holding on for dear life.

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Dude, he's got the beard.

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He can pull it off.

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I know that's what we've all told him.

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He's just like, no dude, it looks weird.

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And I'm like, no, no, it would, yeah, it would not call it.

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You can pull it off quite well.

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Yeah.

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But yeah, I told, I've, I told myself really early on, like if my hair starts to go, like

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if it gets to a point where anyone feels like I'm holding on to something that's not there

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anymore, I'm buzzing it all.

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Like it is, it is all going and I will, I will live with a shaved head the rest of my

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life as much as, um, you know, I, I do not like my father.

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Um, I just, just, just getting that out there right now.

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Um, at least, at least, uh, with, uh, his jeans, um, he still has a full head of hair

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in his sixties and my grandpa has a full head of hair in his, I think my grandpa's 86 now

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so, at least like the hair, um, his side is decent.

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So like, I don't think I'm going to have to worry about going balding, at least not for

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the time being.

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I hope not.

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Well, they say that you get your hair genetics from your mother's father.

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Oh, if that's the case, shit.

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Cause I think my mom's birth father, uh, started going balding and it's like fricking like,

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I think mid thirties, early forties.

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So we'll see how, how that period of time.

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Oh shit.

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Okay.

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Well, I, I don't know how true that is though.

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At least I, it may be true for like the first born because I have hair very similar to my,

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my mom's dad.

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Okay.

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Like he had like the dark black hair and he had lots of it.

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It was super thick.

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Koi and Bronson, they have more like my dad's side, like their haircut where it's like,

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like Bronson, his hair, like he still has like all of his hair.

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It doesn't look like he's balding at all.

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His hair is just a lot thinner than mine.

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Okay.

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And then Koi, Koi's been going bald for a while now.

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Yeah, Koi definitely got the short end of the stick.

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He did.

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He absolutely did.

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I'm, I don't believe that my hairline has gone back any further than here.

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Like it's kind of like gone here and then just stopped.

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And I'm like, if it's, if it stays there, I will be perfectly happy with that.

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Cause my, my, yeah, my maternal grandfather, um, he, he actually like near the end of his

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life, he was going through like chemo and everything.

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And he shaved his head preemptively.

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Cause he's like, I don't want to lose, lose my hair.

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So he shaved his head and his hair even through chemo was still growing back.

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Like exactly how, yeah.

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I'm like, dude, that's fricking nuts.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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But yeah, he, he kind of had like that silvery vibe and then he shaved his head and let it

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grow back in and he was just pure white.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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There was like this magic period of time where he was just silver hair where it was like

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black on top and the just silver silver streaks throughout.

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And I'm like, I'm so pumped for that period of time in my life.

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Dude, I, that would be super cool to see you rocking a Reed Richards over here.

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Oh dude, I so cool.

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You can pull it off too.

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Like it would look, it would look super good on you, man.

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I would lose it.

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Oh, but yeah, I forget.

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Why are we talking about hair?

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Josh's hair.

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Oh, Josh's hair.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Anyway.

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Yeah.

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I'm so glad my mom never let me do anything like that with my hair because I can look

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back and my hair is the least embarrassing thing about my pictures growing up.

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You know, I find it funny that, you know, from, I think like maybe Drake's hair was just

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like a little different in the like the first season because I think that's like when he

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like maybe like, like swooped it up a little bit.

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So like it kind of looked a little spiked, but from like season two to freaking Merry

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Christmas Drake and Josh, Drake literally had the exact same haircut.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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And that was fine.

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He, he pulled it off.

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It looked great.

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But Josh's I felt was like different every single freaking season.

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It was, it absolutely was.

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And dude, when he finally freaking cut his hair, like he looked so good.

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Yeah, no.

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Yeah.

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When he had it short for like the final season or the final two seasons.

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Yeah.

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Like, like, yes, that is perfect, Josh.

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Keep it that way.

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And he's kept that haircut into his adulthood.

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That's the exact same haircut he has now.

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Yeah.

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He's found what's worked for him.

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He's just keeping the ball rolling exactly how it should be.

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Damn right.

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Anyway, I have to give this movie a rewatch one day.

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You should, man.

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It's it's a good time.

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Sorry, I forgot I'm leading this episode.

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But so that's what all I got for weekly watch.

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Caleb, do you want to unless you want to talk about anything?

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Nope, I'm good.

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Okay.

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Well, what do you say we jump into our headliner?

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Say let's do it.

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All right.

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All right.

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So before we jump right into our breakdown of Red One, which I do want to point out really

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quickly, I was shocked how fast this went to prime video.

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I mean, I had a I had a feeling that they were going to drop it still this holiday season

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because it'd be kind of dumb if they held on to it for a year.

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But like, I would have I would have thought they'd do it like the week of Christmas, not

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like frickin two weeks before Christmas.

443
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,600
Oh, what?

444
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This movie came to the art came to streaming so fast.

445
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It released on November 15th and went to streaming December 12th.

446
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That's insane.

447
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Yeah.

448
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Well, when you have a budget as big as it was, and it was just not doing that great

449
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at the box office, it wasn't, you know, like a laughing stock, but it wasn't doing great.

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I I understand why MGM pushed it to prime video because it's actually the I think it

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brought in like 50 million views or 50 million streams.

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And it's like first 20.

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I don't know if it's like it's in its first week or like its first 24 hours.

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I don't know.

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But it like it set the record for like the most watched original prime movie.

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So at least there's that.

457
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That is cool.

458
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Dude, fair.

459
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I mean, you can't argue with that.

460
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Like if that was the plan all along, like good on you.

461
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Well frickin the original plan.

462
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,560
So this was originally supposed to just be released to prime video.

463
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It was never supposed to come to theaters.

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But when Johnson.

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Yeah.

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This is this is where it gets fun.

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Dwayne Johnson saw a screening of Oppenheimer in IMAX and said, no, this is how Red One

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needs to be experienced.

469
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,040
Oh, yeah.

470
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Dead frickin serious, dude.

471
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:44,920
This is so true.

472
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Dwayne Johnson said this out loud to people.

473
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Yeah.

474
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,440
Yep.

475
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,440
This is what Dwayne Johnson thought.

476
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,600
And so they had to go back up the ante.

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I think I don't know if they like filmed extra scenes or what, but you know, they had to

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convert the movie into being able to perform on frickin IMAX 40x screens.

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And so that just added to the budget.

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00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,740
And we all know that Dwayne Johnson got paid a shit ton of money for this movie.

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So that didn't help the budget at all.

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So in the actual delusional hell.

483
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:24,360
So yeah, dude, the budget for this movie was between 200 and 250 million, dude.

484
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And the box office was I mean, it's still playing in theaters, but so far it's only

485
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at one hundred and seventy five million or one hundred and seventy five point five.

486
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Dude.

487
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,480
Yeah.

488
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:42,520
What world is Dwayne Johnson living in?

489
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I don't know, but do you think that Red One deserves to be on the same theatrical just

490
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to be shown on the same screen as Oppenheimer?

491
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Yep.

492
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,720
That's how Dwayne Johnson feels.

493
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,720
This dude is delusional.

494
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:07,520
Seriously, what in the actual hell, dude, if he would have come to me, even like someone

495
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:12,880
that was like wanting this movie to succeed, like if I had been an investor on this and

496
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:17,160
he had come to me with that, I would have thought he was joking.

497
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,160
No, dude.

498
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,160
Yeah, that's fair.

499
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:28,000
Like freaking this dude, like I, I honestly kick myself for not seeing Oppenheimer in

500
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,160
forty or IMAX this movie.

501
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,280
I'm totally fine that I watched it at home.

502
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:37,400
Like I'm not kicking myself for missing this in theaters.

503
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:42,600
Oh my gosh, dude is psycho.

504
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:43,600
Yeah.

505
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,600
Yeah.

506
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:49,880
I can't, I couldn't take anything that he said seriously after hearing that.

507
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:55,400
I'm like, yeah, but you all like for the rest of his life, like if I was close enough with

508
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:59,000
him, I'd be like, yeah, but you also thought Red One deserved to be on the same screen

509
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000
format as Oppenheimer.

510
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,800
So you can go screw yourself.

511
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,280
No, like seriously.

512
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:05,840
Oh my gosh.

513
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,520
I just blew your mind.

514
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:15,040
Dude, yeah, like right up against this wall, like what?

515
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,040
Yep.

516
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:22,160
Oh, the rest of this episode is me going to be just unable to think of anything else.

517
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,160
Perfect.

518
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,160
Holy shit.

519
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:32,880
Well, now that I have just left Caleb with his mouth on the floor, do you want to let

520
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:36,640
people know how we break down movies on this podcast?

521
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,640
Sure.

522
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:45,440
Like we are living in the Twilight Zone, but if you're new to our breakdown system, we

523
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:51,440
have split movies into eight different categories that we individually score to come to a final

524
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,400
Albrose letter grade.

525
00:28:53,400 --> 00:29:00,600
The eight categories that we score are story, writing, acting, character development, effects,

526
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:05,720
music, costumes, and then we give our own personal score at the very end.

527
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:09,520
All of those numbers get magically added up and spit through our algorithm and give us

528
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:14,360
a letter grade to compare this movie to others of a similar grade.

529
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:23,200
So if you have not seen Red One, please do yourself the favor and do not pay for this.

530
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,200
This is on Amazon Prime.

531
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,640
Everyone and their mother has Amazon Prime.

532
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:29,840
Just watch it there.

533
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,000
You will be fine.

534
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,200
You are not missing much.

535
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,680
Do not let the rock lie to you.

536
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,760
You know what the rock is cooking?

537
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:39,760
Disappointment.

538
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:46,440
You know, I really want to see how much money this move this has brought in from like just

539
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,760
IMAX and 40X screens alone.

540
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,920
Like that's all I want to see.

541
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,840
Now that's all I care about.

542
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:57,840
I don't even know if the man I wish I could go back and because there's only one IMAX

543
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:02,880
theater and that I like near where I live.

544
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:07,880
I wish I could go back and see what's showing or what was showing on there.

545
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:15,040
If Red One ever made it to that screen, I would be genuinely shocked if it did.

546
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,280
Oh, man.

547
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:22,160
I think I think out here because like I know there's like an IMAX theater at the mega plagues

548
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:26,040
down the road, but I usually just go for XD with Cinemark.

549
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,040
I forget.

550
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,040
Remember that?

551
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:33,560
I think Red One was only playing for a week in XD if that because literally the week after

552
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:40,280
the XD showings had to share both Wicked and Gladiator 2.

553
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,400
Like it had to be split between those two movies.

554
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,440
So as it should be.

555
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:49,160
Yeah, those two movies like I didn't see Gladiator 2 on NXT.

556
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,160
But you know what?

557
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,600
I'll admit that would have been cool to see NXT.

558
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,180
And I saw Wicked in NXT.

559
00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:56,440
That was freaking beautiful.

560
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,520
It was amazing NXT.

561
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,680
Yeah, don't need to see Red One in NXT.

562
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,040
I'm good.

563
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:09,920
This wouldn't even crack the top 10 list of 2024 movies that should be experienced on

564
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,760
IMAX.

565
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:12,760
That's fair.

566
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:17,320
Like I'm sure dude, freaking I'm sure I could think of a comedy right now, just like a bare

567
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,840
bones comedy.

568
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,280
Nothing extravagant about it.

569
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,280
No special effects.

570
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:25,600
Nothing like that that I would rather see in NXT than Red One.

571
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:26,600
Yeah.

572
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,520
Like freaking No Hard Feelings.

573
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,120
I would watch that on NXT.

574
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:32,800
There we go.

575
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:39,680
There are so many other movies that I would have watched rather than I would have watched

576
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:40,680
reruns.

577
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,680
Oh, here we go.

578
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,500
A real pain.

579
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:45,500
There we go.

580
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:48,040
I'd watch that NXT that Jesse Eisenberg, Kieran Colkin movie.

581
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,040
I'd watch that NXT.

582
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,040
Sure.

583
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,040
There we go.

584
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:57,240
Oh gosh, the absolute delusion of this guy, dude.

585
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:03,680
And this is someone that thought that he couldn't get any more just arrogant with his young

586
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,440
rock show.

587
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:10,600
Or the freaking let's flash back to the the hierarchy of the DC studio.

588
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,600
Oh my hell.

589
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,600
DC is about to change.

590
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,600
Yeah, that definitely won't overwhelm.

591
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:20,000
Yeah, that aged like freaking milk.

592
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,720
That Superman trailer though, I'm freaking stoked for that.

593
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,080
Oh dude, I'm so pumped.

594
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,520
That poster was badass.

595
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:27,520
The theme.

596
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:31,000
That was a work of art.

597
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Yes.

598
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000
So excited.

599
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,880
Oh, I'm so pumped.

600
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,320
I am so pumped.

601
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,880
I'm waking up early Thursday to watch it.

602
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,880
Dude, same here.

603
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:41,880
Same here.

604
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:42,880
We believe in you, James Gunn.

605
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:43,880
You got this.

606
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,840
Hell yeah.

607
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,320
But going back to the rock.

608
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,320
Yeah.

609
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,440
So yeah, Red One.

610
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:51,440
Yeah.

611
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:58,520
So if you have not seen Red One, this is tough because I mean, listen, it's a holiday movie.

612
00:32:58,520 --> 00:32:59,820
It's the holidays.

613
00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:01,320
It fits the tone.

614
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:06,020
That's you know, I was thinking about this watching watching this.

615
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:09,280
It's very hard for me to hate a Christmas movie, I feel.

616
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,280
Yeah, right.

617
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:18,360
As long as it gets, you know, like the idea of what Christmas is about, you know, gives

618
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,120
you some good morals.

619
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:24,800
Really, honestly, like has some like cool shit to look at, like the North Pole in this movie

620
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,640
actually look pretty damn cool.

621
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,760
Like I really can't hate you.

622
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,360
Like I'm going to like you at least a little bit.

623
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,240
It's hard to hate Christmas.

624
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,680
Easy to hate the rock.

625
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:37,680
Exactly.

626
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,320
Which sucks because he's amazing as Maui.

627
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,320
Oh, man.

628
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,320
We'll see.

629
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,320
He is losing.

630
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:50,080
He is seeing so many points in my book with the bullshit that comes out of his mouth.

631
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,080
Fair.

632
00:33:51,080 --> 00:34:00,640
I was trying to get Mr. Plunge on this episode because he that it was like shortly after

633
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:07,600
I'd watched Red One, he said or he sent this message.

634
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:12,640
He says, Did you guys watch the money laundering scheme that is Red One?

635
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,080
Oh, man.

636
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:19,040
It is rough.

637
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:25,720
But yeah, if you guys haven't seen it, we are about to spoil the entire movie for you

638
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:31,040
in our favorite segment that we like to call reading with Rose.

639
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:35,440
So we will be posting that spoiler warning now.

640
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:41,520
And if you listen beyond this point and anything is spoiled for you, you'll live.

641
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,760
This goes about as like how you'd expect.

642
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,160
Like watch any of the trailers.

643
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,160
Like you'll get the gist.

644
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,160
Yeah.

645
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,160
Yeah.

646
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:55,040
Because there I don't know about you, but there was one scene that, you know, it was

647
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,680
showcased a lot in the trailers takes place on the beach.

648
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,920
And I'm just thinking I really did not need to see a snowman's ass cheeks.

649
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,480
Dude, for reals, though.

650
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,840
I could have gone my whole life without seeing that.

651
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,760
But to get into the story, here we go.

652
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:16,120
Mora, mythological oversight and restoration authority is a clandestine multilateral military

653
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:21,440
organization that oversees and protects a secret peace treaty between mythological creatures

654
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,280
and humanity.

655
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,520
Humanity.

656
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,760
Humanity.

657
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:32,880
Callum Drift, commander of Elf enforcement, enforcement, logistics and fortification,

658
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:37,480
head of Santa Claus's security detail, request to retire after one last Christmas run as

659
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:43,720
he has become delusioned with increased naughty behavior in the world, exemplified by the

660
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:46,080
growth of Santa's naughty list.

661
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:51,720
On Christmas Eve, a black ops team breaks into the North Pole complex and kidnaps Santa.

662
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:56,920
Callum notifies director Zoe Harlow about the kidnapping and her team discovers that

663
00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:02,960
the North Pole secret location was compromised by Jack O'Malley, a mercenary black hat hacker

664
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:07,240
who claims to be able to find anything in the world.

665
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:13,840
Zoe apprehends Jack for questioning a longtime Santa's a long time Santa skeptic.

666
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:18,120
Jack did not know the information he hacked was related to Santa and merely sent it to

667
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,520
an anonymous buyer.

668
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:24,480
Zoe offers to double Jack's payment if he helps them find Santa but places a tracker

669
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,960
inside him.

670
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:30,040
Callum reluctantly teams up with Jack to find Santa by tracking the broker who arranged

671
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:34,320
the deal between Jack and the kidnapper, Gan the kidnapper in Aruba.

672
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,080
The broker tells them the kidnapper is the winter witch.

673
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,080
Is it Grilla?

674
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,080
Grilla?

675
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,080
Yeah, Grilla.

676
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,080
Something like that.

677
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:47,360
I don't know why they didn't use someone like a little bit more well known.

678
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:48,360
I agree.

679
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,520
Hell, you know what?

680
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:53,120
I know like they set up this like brother brother relationship with Santa Claus and

681
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,120
Krampus.

682
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,120
Spoiler alert.

683
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,120
Sorry.

684
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,120
But you know what?

685
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,480
I would have been fine if it was Krampus that was the villain.

686
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,480
Deadass dude.

687
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,760
That would have been a lot better.

688
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,680
That would have been so much better.

689
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:11,200
Grilla becomes aware of their conversation and sends her snowmen, including their asses,

690
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,200
their ass cheeks.

691
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,320
Sorry to eliminate them.

692
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,800
Though Callum and Jack defeat them.

693
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,200
The broker is iced in the scuffle.

694
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:24,080
Callum suspects that Grilla might be working with Krampus, Santa's estranged brother.

695
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,080
Okay.

696
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:29,280
So I don't know a lot about folklore and shit like that.

697
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:33,600
Like literally the only things that I know about Krampus are because of the Krampus movie

698
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,440
that came out in 2015.

699
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:39,280
Do you know if in folklore Krampus and Santa Claus are actually brothers or did they just

700
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,280
make that up for this movie?

701
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,440
I think they just made that up.

702
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,440
Okay.

703
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,920
Like it works.

704
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:50,360
Like I was fine with it, but I don't know if it's true or not.

705
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,360
Okay.

706
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,360
Good to know that.

707
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:53,360
Yeah, they just made it up.

708
00:37:53,360 --> 00:38:03,560
So like all I've seen is, yeah, he's just the antithesis of Santa Claus.

709
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,480
Like that's the only relation.

710
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,480
Okay.

711
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:12,280
Where Santa basically rewards the good kids, Krampus punishes the bad.

712
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,680
That's the only real relation.

713
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:21,840
I hate, I love the movie Krampus, but I hate it for the reason that every other iteration

714
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:28,840
of Krampus I hate because that was like my first as an adult introduction to Krampus

715
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,440
and how he looks.

716
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:35,280
And I think he looked so bad ass in that movie that like every other iteration, even though

717
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:42,440
this one, how he looks in this movie is how he looks compared to like the folklore just

718
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,600
kind of looks like shit to me.

719
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:45,600
Like, I'm sorry.

720
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:50,960
I picture Krampus dressing as Santa Claus, but he's still, you know, like a goat like

721
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:55,520
creature, but like he has, you know, like the classic red and white suit or like in

722
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,000
Krampus it's like a fricking cloak.

723
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,200
Like fricking yeah, that's what Krampus should look like to me.

724
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,000
Not how fricking Krampus looks in this movie.

725
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Dude.

726
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,360
This is maybe a nitpicky.

727
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:11,680
I'm looking at pictures of like the lore accurate Krampus.

728
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,280
Yeah.

729
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,120
You know who he looks like?

730
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,120
Who?

731
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:20,520
And the only reason I'm thinking about this is probably because Iris is watching the show

732
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,160
on Netflix right now.

733
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,160
He looks like the devil on Cuphead.

734
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,160
I've never seen Cuphead.

735
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,600
I mean, let me look this up.

736
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,080
I'm curious now.

737
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,440
Cuphead devil.

738
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,720
Holy shit.

739
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:36,720
He does.

740
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:37,720
Right?

741
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:38,720
Yeah.

742
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:39,720
That's funny.

743
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:40,720
Yeah.

744
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:41,720
No shit.

745
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:42,720
He really does.

746
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:43,720
Yeah.

747
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:51,800
Like the devil in Cuphead is just lore accurate Krampus.

748
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:52,800
That is hilarious.

749
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,800
Oh man.

750
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:54,800
All right.

751
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:59,520
Well, yeah, I am fully on team Krampus.

752
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:03,360
Like I still very much want to teach my kids about Krampus.

753
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:10,480
Do you want me to send you the bell so you can keep it around for Iris and Levi just

754
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,840
in case?

755
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:19,360
Let me explain Krampus to Iris first just to see how she handles it.

756
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,240
And then we'll play it by ear.

757
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:23,240
Okay.

758
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:24,240
Sounds good.

759
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,240
Oh man.

760
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:26,240
All right.

761
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:34,000
So, so Calum suspects that Grilla might be working with Krampus, Santa's estranged brother,

762
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:38,400
who is also Grilla's ex-lover and the one who created the naughty list.

763
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,600
Calum and Jack break into Krampus's lair but are captured.

764
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:46,440
Calum appeals to Krampus to help his brother who misses him, but Krampus refuses.

765
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:54,800
He reveals that Grilla came to him to recover the, I'm going to eff this up, the Glossophig,

766
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,480
a magical imprisoning snow globe.

767
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:02,960
Despite being allowed to leave, Jack stays and persuades Krampus to play Krampuslagen

768
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:07,480
with Calum, during which Jack recovers Calum's magic gauntlet and returns it to him, allowing

769
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,560
the pair to escape.

770
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:17,480
Grilla and her sons keep Santa in a vault that siphons his magic, knocking him unconscious.

771
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:23,760
Grilla duplicates the Glossophig and intends to rid the world of every naughty child who

772
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:27,240
has ever been on the naughty list by imprisoning them forever.

773
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:30,880
She tests the snow globes on Jack and his estranged son, Dylan.

774
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:36,560
She sends each of them a snow globe that imprisons them and returns to her lair.

775
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:40,400
Jack and Dylan, inside their snow globes next to each other, have a heartfelt conversation

776
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:44,080
that, by making them nicer, causes the snow globes to break and free them.

777
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:49,080
Zoe and Calum find Jack at the North Pole complex after using a tracker inside him.

778
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:53,000
They realize that Grilla, her team, and Santa never left the North Pole.

779
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,400
They also learn that Grilla's team of shapeshifters has taken over the complex.

780
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:01,960
They go to the North Pole and free the imprisoned Mrs. Claus and other security staff.

781
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:05,880
In Santa's old workshop, they find Jack and Dylan and the toy duplicating equipment that

782
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:09,880
Grilla used to mass produce the snow globes.

783
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:14,040
Because the North Pole equipment relies on Santa's powers, Grilla prepares to leave with

784
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:17,960
an unconscious Santa using his sleigh to distribute the snow globes.

785
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:24,240
A fight ensues and Grilla is stopped by Calum and Jack with an assist from Krampus who arrives

786
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:25,800
to help.

787
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:30,440
Santa recovers, defeats Grilla, and seals her inside one of her snow globes.

788
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:34,960
Santa acknowledges his brother while Grilla is taken into Zoe's custody.

789
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,400
Calum rapidly prepares for the night's Christmas Eve run.

790
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:43,840
Santa invites Jack and Dylan to accompany him, which they accept.

791
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:48,280
During this successful run, Calum watches Jack regain his wonder and build a relationship

792
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,280
with Dylan.

793
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,160
This convinces him not to retire.

794
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,160
The End

795
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,160
Oh man.

796
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:58,960
Dude, this movie was rough.

797
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,880
Like, listen.

798
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,800
Just getting straight into it.

799
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,880
Fair enough with the story.

800
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,080
Very plain Jane.

801
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,880
Yes, yeah, I can definitely agree with that.

802
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,760
And also, a little too long.

803
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,760
Very long.

804
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,400
Like, this could have clearly been cut down to an hour and a half.

805
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,260
Very easily.

806
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:22,260
Very easily.

807
00:43:22,260 --> 00:43:29,160
Like, I noticed myself, I started, I had to watch this twice because the first time I

808
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:32,040
fell asleep after Krampus.

809
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,040
Damn.

810
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,680
So, this is when I fell asleep.

811
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:43,560
I fell asleep during the heart to heart conversation between Jack and his son.

812
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,960
After they broke out and they're just like, yay, we've escaped.

813
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,080
I was gone to the world.

814
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:54,320
And so I had to rewatch this movie to catch everything I saw, everything I missed after

815
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,320
that point.

816
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:56,320
Damn.

817
00:43:56,320 --> 00:44:00,840
Yeah, and listen, I thought I was like, oh, like, because I woke up and then it was, they

818
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:05,280
were on the sleigh and Santa was delivering gifts and everything.

819
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,280
And I was like, oh, okay, cool.

820
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,680
So I mean, they seem to wrap that up pretty quick.

821
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:10,680
Nope.

822
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,680
I was like, shit.

823
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:12,680
I didn't realize.

824
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:13,680
Oh, I missed 40 minutes.

825
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:14,680
Yeah, no joke.

826
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:22,360
I was like, dude, I went to like, I found where the credits were and I scrolled back

827
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,040
to where it was like the end of the movie.

828
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,040
And I was like, all right, cool.

829
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:30,240
And I zoomed back what I thought was like maybe 15 minutes.

830
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:33,280
I was like, oh, I think that's about what I missed.

831
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,280
Nope.

832
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,040
Went back a little bit more, went back a little bit more.

833
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,520
I was like, good Lord.

834
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:43,040
Oh, freaking long is this movie.

835
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,480
No joke, dude.

836
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,680
It is so long.

837
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:54,640
And yeah, it could have been cut down very quickly or to be a little bit more reasonable.

838
00:44:54,640 --> 00:45:01,440
Also, the freaking villain could have like they could have simplified this villain something

839
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,440
awful.

840
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,040
Like just like by just making it Krampus.

841
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,120
And it would have made would have made perfect sense.

842
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,920
Like, yeah, like, oh, Santa Claus and Krampus are brothers.

843
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,360
Like didn't really need that.

844
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:21,160
Yeah, it added nothing to like the the Santa Krampus lore.

845
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,160
Like it almost ruined it for me.

846
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,240
I was like, dude, are you serious?

847
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:28,360
Yeah, a little bit.

848
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:33,000
It also raises a lot of questions for me.

849
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,760
Like you know, I don't know how it comes to mythical creatures.

850
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:39,920
But who were their mother and father?

851
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,080
Like I'm really curious.

852
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,400
Like someone was sleeping with another person, right?

853
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:49,320
Like there ain't no way that they are like blood siblings, right?

854
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,320
Like maybe like half siblings.

855
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,320
Yeah, come on.

856
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:57,320
Santa's mom, frickin boy Satan.

857
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:05,080
But yeah, I mean, that it made no sense whatsoever.

858
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,200
I was expecting someone.

859
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:11,280
I don't know who I was expecting with.

860
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:17,240
I was like I was thinking maybe like it'd be Jack Frost or something that would have

861
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:18,240
made more sense.

862
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:22,240
Yeah, like it was just like when they said like the snow.

863
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:24,080
I'm like, who the fuzz that?

864
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:27,080
Yeah, I just not read a lot of Christmas folklore.

865
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,080
Yeah, exactly.

866
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:29,080
Right.

867
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:34,080
Dude, frickin I like I know it's trademark from Disney, but frickin bring Martin Short

868
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,320
back and have him play Jack Frost again.

869
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:37,320
There we go.

870
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,640
I know, dude, that's what I was expecting.

871
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:45,720
But when he went and wrote down like her name in the sand, I was like it took me a second.

872
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:48,360
I'm like, what?

873
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,840
Like what does that say?

874
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:54,000
And then they started like saying, oh, Grilla, Grilla, Grilla.

875
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:59,840
And I'm like, OK, first off, can you can someone slap the shit out of him if he can't even

876
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,040
say the name?

877
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:07,640
Like I would have heard and it just knocked his ass out if it was that frickin important

878
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,440
that he didn't say the name.

879
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:10,740
Yeah.

880
00:47:10,740 --> 00:47:13,800
But you gave him like he said it like three times.

881
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,400
Yeah, no, he did.

882
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,400
Yeah.

883
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:23,720
And then she had some like bullshit transformation and it was just like and she's revealed.

884
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:25,840
And I was like, no.

885
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:26,840
Yeah.

886
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:33,320
It was like make her like Jack Frost and like if you wanted it like if you wanted to frickin

887
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,200
gender bend it, Jackie Frost.

888
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,560
Yeah.

889
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,040
Like not that frickin hard.

890
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,240
Yeah, no, would have been that would have been great.

891
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:42,240
I would have loved that.

892
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:43,240
Yeah.

893
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:45,520
More snowman would have made sense.

894
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:46,520
Yes.

895
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:47,520
Absolutely.

896
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:51,880
Like, yeah, so dumb.

897
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:57,840
Like you're going to frickin throw in like big hitters like the frickin headless horsemen.

898
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:01,120
And then you're going to throw us Grilla the Snow Witch.

899
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:02,120
Yeah.

900
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,120
Yeah.

901
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:07,240
After they did that and like I was like, oh shit.

902
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:09,480
And you know, they say his name and all that.

903
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,360
I'm like, OK, like who else are they going to frickin include into this?

904
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,640
And because I mean, I knew Krampus was coming.

905
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:19,280
But frickin like, yeah, like literally after they do the headless horsemen, that's it.

906
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,680
Like, you know, you get Krampus a little more into the movie.

907
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:27,520
But like after that, you don't get anybody else cool because who the hell was this witch?

908
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:32,840
Yeah, no other mythological creatures like actual mythological creatures.

909
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:33,840
Yeah.

910
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:39,720
Like, I mean, yeah, you get the snowman, you get the giant polar bear dude.

911
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:40,720
But who cares?

912
00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:41,720
Yeah.

913
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:45,560
Like, you know, wouldn't have been like out of place to have Jack Frost on this movie.

914
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,040
It would have made complete sense.

915
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:53,520
Yeah, it would have made complete sense, especially if Jack Frost like you could still have had

916
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:57,440
Jack Frost being on the side of Krampus.

917
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:05,280
But it was I think what what ruined it was the motivation that she had wanting to basically

918
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:08,600
punish and capture all the naughty kids.

919
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,200
Yo, bitch.

920
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,080
That's Krampus's M.O.

921
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:13,080
Yeah, exactly.

922
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,080
Yeah.

923
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,920
You know, that was yeah, that was dumb.

924
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:22,220
Like you basically robbed us of Santa versus Krampus, which there is a low budget movie

925
00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:26,160
of that if you ever want to watch it with how much I did Krampus.

926
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:30,920
Maybe like I said to every other design that I see of Krampus, if it's not the one from

927
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,520
the 2015 movie, I don't want it.

928
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:34,680
Yeah, dude.

929
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,480
It's just it's so dumb.

930
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:43,080
And what they did with the story was so lame.

931
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,720
There are some interesting ideas.

932
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:54,280
I feel like the whole like Santa Claus trying to get Callum to stay on and talking how you

933
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:59,400
might not see it, but you see them as adults, you see them as these naughty adults that

934
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:00,640
just don't have a care in the world.

935
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,540
They don't care about anybody else.

936
00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:06,120
But if you look really close, you can still see that inner child.

937
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:07,600
That's who we're fighting for.

938
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:13,360
We're fighting for the children, whether that's someone as a child or their inner child.

939
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:14,640
And I'm not going to lie.

940
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,080
I liked that idea.

941
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:17,080
That was interesting.

942
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,080
Yeah.

943
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,480
The basic the building blocks were there.

944
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:22,480
Yeah.

945
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:26,440
And the frickin the opening I thought was actually really cool how frickin like Santa

946
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:30,880
goes to like the actual real Santa will go to a mall just to get his kind of like adrenaline

947
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:31,880
pump.

948
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:32,880
Oh, yeah.

949
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:33,880
It's like my favorite part of the job.

950
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:34,880
Oh, my gosh.

951
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,680
That was awesome.

952
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:41,680
I was like, that feels like that's something we've never seen from a Santa before.

953
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:42,680
Yeah.

954
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,760
Like, yeah, that was bad ass.

955
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:50,120
He likes to be the frickin mall Santa like that.

956
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,120
I love that.

957
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:54,560
I absolutely loved that.

958
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:55,800
And so I was pumped, dude.

959
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,480
I was like, this feels like a pretty bitch and Santa.

960
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:00,480
Yeah.

961
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:06,480
And it's you know, we'll get into this with acting, but it kind of sucks that Santa was

962
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:10,280
kidnapped the whole movie because I feel J.K. Simmons could actually be a really good Santa

963
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,480
if I talk about ways was given.

964
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:17,400
And she'll do seriously because frickin the ending when you know, like he's delivering

965
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:18,800
all the presents.

966
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:24,360
I love the idea that like he's dressed up in this like Santa sweatsuit like frickin like

967
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,360
all jazz.

968
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:29,840
And it makes complete sense because, you know, having to deliver presents to millions of

969
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,960
kids in one night, like I completely understand that he'd have to be in the best shape of

970
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,600
his life wearing the proper attire.

971
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:37,600
I frickin love that.

972
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:42,280
Like literally they had a blimp parked up in the sky and they would keep like making

973
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:48,280
stops for frickin like another sack of toys.

974
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,440
Like that's how they kept getting their supply.

975
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,640
Like there's some cool ass ideas in this movie.

976
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,840
It's just the sucks.

977
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,080
Yeah.

978
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:00,120
It was it it got to the point of being garbage.

979
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,120
Yeah.

980
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:04,720
Like such cool ideas introduced in Santa Claus lore.

981
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:07,600
And then the then there's the story.

982
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:08,920
Oh, man, dude.

983
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,320
I was pumped.

984
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:18,200
Like I love the inclusion that like the the Air Force was just kind of in on Santa being

985
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,200
real and everything.

986
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,200
Yeah, that was cool.

987
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:26,000
Like do it like a frickin takeoff with Santa.

988
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:33,600
Like that is totally on track with what at least what I've told Iris with Santa.

989
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:34,600
That's awesome.

990
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:40,120
I love that because like we frickin know, Rad, know Rad tracks Santa.

991
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:41,120
Yeah.

992
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:47,280
Like the Air Force frickin tracks Santa like come on.

993
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,320
Like like that totally tracks.

994
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:57,040
It's just like, oh, yeah, we can use government website to track Santa on on Christmas.

995
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,480
And it's just like, yeah, we work with Santa all the time.

996
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,400
Like you could totally like pull that shit off.

997
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,560
And I'm like, dude, this is pretty bitching.

998
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:04,560
Yeah.

999
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,160
I freaking love all this shit.

1000
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:10,300
Like, yeah, the military is all like they know what's up with Santa.

1001
00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:16,120
Like he's basically like a super highly protected being like this totally frickin tracks.

1002
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,920
And yeah, like building blocks, dude.

1003
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:24,000
And it's just they couldn't execute it well enough for me to be like to care.

1004
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Yeah.

1005
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:32,800
Honestly, after he gets kidnapped, like the movie lost me up until the ending.

1006
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:33,800
Yep.

1007
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:34,800
Exactly.

1008
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:41,720
And I got to say, like Jack O'Malley too, didn't care for him.

1009
00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:43,120
No.

1010
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,120
And that really sucks.

1011
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:49,000
His frickin Chris Evans, it feels like he's giving it his all, like he is trying.

1012
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,000
No, it doesn't.

1013
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,600
I felt like a little bit, dude.

1014
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:57,600
He this will be reflected in acting.

1015
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,000
Everyone feels like they're phoning it in.

1016
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000
Okay.

1017
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:06,200
I mean, I mean, I've seen worse performances from Chris Evans.

1018
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:10,240
It's you know, definitely no him giving his all for Captain America.

1019
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:14,720
But I don't think it was his worst performance.

1020
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:15,720
It's up there.

1021
00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:16,720
Yeah.

1022
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:17,720
Okay.

1023
00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:22,000
Like, listen, his performance here wasn't unwatchable.

1024
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,720
It wasn't just horrendous.

1025
00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:27,920
But by Chris Evans standard, yeah, this wasn't good.

1026
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:28,920
All right.

1027
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:29,920
Fair enough.

1028
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:36,080
Like, and we'll get into this get like with with Dwayne Johnson, like even he felt like

1029
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,520
he was frickin phoning it in.

1030
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:38,520
Oh, yeah.

1031
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:43,120
I definitely agree with you on that one.

1032
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:51,600
But no, I think I think what ruined Jack O'Malley's character, though, was how they chose to cut

1033
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:54,480
a lot of the stuff that he was doing.

1034
00:54:54,480 --> 00:55:01,480
Like I think like his little Ocean's Eleven heist to get inside that that seismic watch

1035
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,520
building thing.

1036
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:08,480
I thought like the the pieces were cool, but like the way that he just kind of stood and

1037
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:13,680
like stared at that baby for like a couple minutes like or just it was like a feat.

1038
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:17,360
It was way too long that he's just staring at this baby.

1039
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:24,400
And then it's just he walks off or the way that he like they have him like grabbing a

1040
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:29,720
fire extinguisher walking for like five seconds and then tossing it into the bushes and then

1041
00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:30,720
continues walking.

1042
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:35,840
I'm like, no, you could have had this, so it's just grab toss in the building like you

1043
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:40,520
could have like iron this out, like get rid of the fluff.

1044
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:45,480
They also had to add the icing on the cake of him being an asshole when he takes the

1045
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:47,120
sucker from the kid.

1046
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,920
We already get it, dude.

1047
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,640
Yeah, like we just like this character.

1048
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,640
We get it.

1049
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:53,640
Yeah.

1050
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:57,920
Well, like you already established that we shouldn't like him because this kid frickin

1051
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,960
told his cousins that Santa's not real.

1052
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,480
Yeah, like, listen, I already didn't like him.

1053
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:11,620
Yeah, like simply because of that, that he tried to ruin Christmas for other kids like

1054
00:56:11,620 --> 00:56:13,480
I already dislike him.

1055
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:20,000
You don't need to frickin add this taking bait or like candy away from babies.

1056
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:24,760
Also those frickin snow globes, absolute dog shit of a story plot.

1057
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,320
Oh, yeah, dude.

1058
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:27,320
One hundred percent.

1059
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:32,440
Yes, he had a minor breakthrough with his kid and was able to break out of them.

1060
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,040
Go screw yourself.

1061
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:38,920
Ain't no way that like just one nice little deed gets you off the naughty list.

1062
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:40,440
It wasn't even that nice of a deed.

1063
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,320
It was just realizing that he's shitty.

1064
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:43,320
Yeah.

1065
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,160
Maybe I should try harder.

1066
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,800
Oh, you just got moved to the nice list.

1067
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,440
Yeah, forget that.

1068
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:56,920
And like they never established what the hell level four naughty lister means.

1069
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:57,920
They did not.

1070
00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:58,920
Yeah, like seriously.

1071
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:03,800
I'm like, oh shit, like what the hell did he do to get me on a level four?

1072
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:07,880
Because like they even like point out like, oh, you know, from when they're like talking

1073
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:12,920
about like, you know, an eye listers, they're like, you know, like from the killers to the

1074
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:17,280
to the bottom, like just like throw like littering or some shit like that.

1075
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:21,480
And I'm thinking, OK, so like what level are like killers at?

1076
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:25,680
Like is that like a level 10 or does it go even higher than that?

1077
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:34,040
I was like, dude, is he on the same list as like freaking like psychopaths?

1078
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:41,040
Like if I cross the street without like without a crosswalk, am I put on the same list as

1079
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,040
like Dahmer?

1080
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:43,040
Yeah.

1081
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:46,040
I'm shocked you didn't say Gacy.

1082
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:48,160
Gacy was a given.

1083
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,160
Fair enough.

1084
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:50,160
Good point.

1085
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:55,680
But yeah, just imagine he's he's level four and then freaking like Gacy, Bundy and Dahmer

1086
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:56,680
just level five.

1087
00:57:56,680 --> 00:58:02,640
I'm just like, how the hell does that make sense that he's just one level below three

1088
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:08,920
of the three, probably the three most notorious serial killers in in history?

1089
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:09,920
No joke.

1090
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:14,360
Like I what is the structure for this naughty list?

1091
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,360
Yeah.

1092
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:24,400
Like and also like the the lore that they set up like this is like maybe this is a writing

1093
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,400
issue.

1094
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:27,200
And help me decide on this.

1095
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,280
Is this a writing issue?

1096
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:35,680
They discussed that Krampus is the one that created the naughty list.

1097
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:40,640
But Santa didn't like that he had created this list because he was using it to punish

1098
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,140
children.

1099
00:58:42,140 --> 00:58:48,520
If that is the case, why does Santa still have the naughty list?

1100
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:50,160
I agree with what you say.

1101
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,320
And I think that's a writing thing.

1102
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,320
OK.

1103
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:54,320
Yeah.

1104
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:56,240
Then I will dock it accordingly.

1105
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:57,240
OK.

1106
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:01,640
They like this was just a super plain Jane story, dude.

1107
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:05,160
Like it had very little going for it.

1108
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,240
Like it had like we said, good building blocks.

1109
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:09,240
Yeah.

1110
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:14,400
They did not use those blocks to their fullest potential whatsoever.

1111
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:20,680
And it blows my mind that this is directed by the same guy that did Jumanji Welcome to

1112
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:21,680
the Jungle.

1113
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:25,320
Like that movie has a lot like fair.

1114
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:28,480
Like I saw Caleb Shake his head.

1115
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,480
But like I feel that that one introduces like better ideas than this.

1116
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:35,360
And like like OK, wait, let me retract her.

1117
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:39,120
Like you said, this movie has some good ideas, but just the story all in all is just not

1118
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,120
great.

1119
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:41,120
Yeah.

1120
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:45,280
Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle introduces some good ideas and the story on the whole, for

1121
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,960
the most part, is actually pretty damn solid.

1122
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:48,960
True.

1123
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:53,600
Like the story for yeah, for Welcome to the Jungle, very solid.

1124
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:54,600
Yeah.

1125
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:59,600
But yeah, I don't know why he couldn't frickin keep up with this one.

1126
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,080
Yeah, I don't get it.

1127
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:07,720
I am maybe as 74 when it comes to story.

1128
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:15,160
Like it was I think minus the good building blocks, I'd probably be at like a 70, which

1129
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:18,080
is just very like mid tier for me.

1130
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:19,080
Yeah.

1131
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:24,760
This is barely this is barely below, barely above average.

1132
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:26,960
If that makes sense.

1133
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:27,960
No it does.

1134
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:28,960
Yeah.

1135
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:36,560
My barely above average is like 75 or that's like my mid that might be my mid tier, very

1136
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:39,280
mid is like 70.

1137
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:42,160
So yeah, 74 is where I'm sitting with that.

1138
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:45,160
It was no bueno.

1139
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:50,480
I think I'm just gonna be a little higher than Caleb because it's definitely barely

1140
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:51,480
above average.

1141
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:53,840
It's it's not great.

1142
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:57,760
And like we've said, like the building blocks are there.

1143
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:59,760
Like you have some very interesting ideas.

1144
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:05,060
It's just the story was just who we.

1145
01:01:05,060 --> 01:01:11,560
So I think story wise, I'm going to actually just be two points higher at a 76.

1146
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:12,560
Fair enough.

1147
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:13,560
All right.

1148
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,200
Moving on over to writing.

1149
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,480
This was kind of bullshit too.

1150
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:18,480
Yeah.

1151
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:22,360
Was it worse in the story or slightly better?

1152
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:23,360
Maybe a hair.

1153
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:26,440
Honestly, it might have been on par.

1154
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,800
Honestly, I'd actually put it a little lower.

1155
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:30,800
You would.

1156
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:31,800
Yeah, honestly.

1157
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:36,200
Like personally, I'm just going to get this out there right now.

1158
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,160
Writing I'm going to give a 74.

1159
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:41,560
I'm actually putting it right on the same level as my story.

1160
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,960
So I'm also sitting at a 74.

1161
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:47,240
It wasn't like it wasn't bad.

1162
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:51,400
It's just they left you with more questions than answers.

1163
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,640
They they overcomplicated it.

1164
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:58,680
Something awful like, OK, fricking and I don't know.

1165
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:02,400
Maybe it's just because I've seen more disturbing shit than that.

1166
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:06,560
There is this scene when they're at the beach and they're fighting these snowmen and Dwayne

1167
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:12,280
Johnson's character is using his contraption that he has on his wrist to keep shrinking

1168
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:18,240
and to keep shrinking from how freaking dumb it was.

1169
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:19,440
It was very dumb.

1170
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:22,260
Like he kept going from small to big, small to big, you know, like and that's how he was

1171
01:02:22,260 --> 01:02:24,040
fighting these snowmen, whatever.

1172
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:27,360
And also, I think it wasn't even like shrunken to Ant-Man size.

1173
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:31,920
He was like maybe he went from like his full height to maybe half his height.

1174
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:32,920
Yeah.

1175
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:36,560
And then fricking like at the end of all of this, Chris Evans characters just say, well,

1176
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,920
that was the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.

1177
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:41,120
I'm like, how?

1178
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:44,760
Seriously, that that that is the most disturbing.

1179
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:46,320
OK, all right, buddy.

1180
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:47,320
All right.

1181
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:49,400
This is this is like shitty Ant-Man.

1182
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:52,880
Seriously, you I keep bringing this up.

1183
01:02:52,880 --> 01:03:00,080
You literally saw a saw bare ass snowmen and that was more disturbing than that.

1184
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,320
Yeah, dude.

1185
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:06,340
What about the freaking?

1186
01:03:06,340 --> 01:03:10,280
This is something that pissed me off when they were going through the toy store and

1187
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:15,520
they were grabbing like random shit off the shelf and whatnot.

1188
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:17,600
What did he grab Monopoly for?

1189
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:18,600
Yeah, seriously.

1190
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:20,840
Yeah, that never comes into play.

1191
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:24,640
Yeah, all he does is like the only thing he grabs a bunch of shit.

1192
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:28,200
He grabs like a yo yo and like a bunch of like other stuff, too.

1193
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,160
Yeah, the only things that come into play are the rock and sock and robots and the car

1194
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:34,680
that Jack grabs.

1195
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:35,680
Yeah.

1196
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:36,680
That's it.

1197
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:37,680
Yeah.

1198
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,760
Like, yeah, it was two cars.

1199
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:49,680
Like, all he transforms is like a chicken or like a rubber chicken to our fancy car,

1200
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:54,840
a truck, the snowmobile and then the rock and sock and robots.

1201
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:55,840
Am I missing anything?

1202
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:56,840
I don't think I'm.

1203
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:58,040
No, I think that's it.

1204
01:03:58,040 --> 01:03:59,040
Yeah.

1205
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:03,920
And so he grabs like Monopoly and I'm like, what the hell was that for?

1206
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,680
But yeah, like, here's an issue.

1207
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:09,120
Another issue that I had with the writing.

1208
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:14,560
A lot of the jokes, like there were some jokes that came in way too late.

1209
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:21,920
Like, didn't he talk about like, like specifically that his thing couldn't work on like certain

1210
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:22,920
toys?

1211
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,080
Like it only worked on like vehicles and stuff.

1212
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:31,240
Like, I feel like he gave like a briefing of what he's capable of transforming.

1213
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:36,600
I think the only thing I remember is when Chris Evans character was just saying, oh,

1214
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:38,520
do you have a Wonder Woman action figure to the clerk?

1215
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:41,160
He's just like, it's not how it doesn't work like that.

1216
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:42,160
Yeah.

1217
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:48,120
But like, he said something before that, though, that would have implied that he probably did.

1218
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:54,200
But like, just they didn't really go into enough detail to explain what can be turned

1219
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,200
into life's work.

1220
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:57,200
Yeah.

1221
01:04:57,200 --> 01:05:03,200
But no, what got me was that they waited so long to make that joke.

1222
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:05,720
F like this is how it should have gone.

1223
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:09,160
Like it should have been like they go outside.

1224
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:12,960
He makes the car real and then he's like, oh shit.

1225
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:16,200
And then runs back inside, makes the joke.

1226
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:21,880
And then like he comes back in like Cal like storms back in, grabs him, just getting some

1227
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:28,120
out of the toy store versus him walking like them having had like a full blown adventure

1228
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,360
in the souped up car.

1229
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,820
And then him being like, yo, do you have a Wonder Woman action?

1230
01:05:32,820 --> 01:05:35,480
Like while they're walking through it again.

1231
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:39,400
Like it's funny to say that because I swear that that's how they played it in the trailer.

1232
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:40,400
It is.

1233
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,280
That's exactly how they pull it in the trailer.

1234
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:43,280
Yeah.

1235
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:46,120
So like how the hell does it make more sense in the trailer?

1236
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:51,840
Freaking clips that are just jumbled together more than it does in the goddamn movie.

1237
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:52,840
Yeah.

1238
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:53,840
Freaking bullshit.

1239
01:05:53,840 --> 01:06:00,080
I'm trying to think of other stupid shit like other than like, like we already discussed

1240
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:02,320
the villain was written super poorly.

1241
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:07,240
Like I didn't care about her at all.

1242
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:09,680
I didn't either.

1243
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:13,800
And like freaking I didn't really care for Krampus that much either.

1244
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:17,400
Like he could have been written a lot better.

1245
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,720
He should have been made the main villain.

1246
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:20,720
He really should have.

1247
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:27,200
Why are you going to go and soup someone up in a pampin freaking outfit?

1248
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:30,920
Like a practical outfit just to waste them like you did.

1249
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:36,520
No seriously because freaking the part where he tells Chris Evans, I'm going to I should

1250
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,240
probably actually say their names.

1251
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:45,320
Jack basically says, oh, hey, I'm telling Nick or Mrs. Claus or whatever that Callum's

1252
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:53,160
now going to be my prisoner and tell him that there's consequences when you come into my

1253
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:55,680
fortress or some shit like that.

1254
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:58,280
And then freaking immediately.

1255
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:05,560
Nick's just like, oh, hey, how about we just play you and if I win or if he wins slapping

1256
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:07,320
you, what was it?

1257
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:08,320
Yeah, sorry.

1258
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:14,040
If we win when he slaps you, you let both of us go when he could have gone, which I

1259
01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:16,200
get why they wanted him to stay.

1260
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:19,400
Or if you win, we become your prisoners forever.

1261
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:25,440
Just like it was so fast that I'm like, bitch, how about I just eat you?

1262
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:29,320
Like seriously, like you don't even get like a chance to think like, oh shit, you know,

1263
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:33,800
like that's like a that's like pretty like kind of like in a way messed up to send back

1264
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:34,800
to the North Pole.

1265
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:39,840
Hey, your top security guard who was going to retire after this basically now has to

1266
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:42,400
live the rest of his life out as one of my prisoners.

1267
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:45,520
No, we're just going to give that thought for like five seconds.

1268
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:49,800
Oh, hey, how about we play a game of slap the shit out of each other?

1269
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:51,760
And if we win, we both walk.

1270
01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:58,360
But if you if you win, we are both your prisoners, not going to make those stakes at all.

1271
01:07:58,360 --> 01:07:59,360
Sound good.

1272
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:02,440
OK, this is how it should have gone.

1273
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:08,920
They should have planned all of this out before that.

1274
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:17,920
Like so Callum, I think Callum should have been the one to make the the bet with with

1275
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:20,440
Krampus.

1276
01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:25,000
I think that would have improved where he's like gambling for his own freedom.

1277
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,000
Yeah, that would have made more sense.

1278
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:31,360
And then it's it's also just like, all right, well, if you like you take me prisoner and

1279
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:36,200
then you like on top of that, like bonus, you get this guy and then have Jack be like,

1280
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:37,600
you know, what the hell?

1281
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:39,240
And then so much better.

1282
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:40,240
Yeah.

1283
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:46,320
So have Callum make it have him go and talk to Jack and be like, yo, go grab my frickin

1284
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:53,600
magic bracelet shit and like so I can win this and then have then it be a little bit

1285
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:59,960
more obvious what Jack is doing when he's like kind of like shifting through the crowd

1286
01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:04,080
and whatnot and then have him like.

1287
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:05,680
Keep almost getting it.

1288
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:10,840
And then that's when you he gets frickin slapped like no other.

1289
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:15,200
Yeah, that would have been that would have played out so much better than the bullshit

1290
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:17,160
that they.

1291
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:18,160
That they did.

1292
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:19,160
Agreed.

1293
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:20,160
I agree.

1294
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:23,160
It's just bad.

1295
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:27,000
It's just poorly, poorly written.

1296
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:28,000
Definitely.

1297
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,040
Oh, all right.

1298
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:36,320
Moving on over to acting going through this cast list, we got Dwayne Johnson, who plays

1299
01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:38,800
Callum Drift.

1300
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:42,640
Chris Evans, who plays Jack O'Malley.

1301
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:45,360
Lucy Liu, who plays Zoe.

1302
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:49,520
J.K. Simmons, who plays Jolly Old Saint Nick.

1303
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:53,280
We got Bonnie Hunt, who plays Mrs. Claus.

1304
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:57,600
We got Kiernan Shipka, who plays Grylla.

1305
01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:00,240
Christopher Hivs you.

1306
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:02,160
Who plays Krampus.

1307
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:03,160
I didn't realize that was him.

1308
01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:04,160
I didn't either.

1309
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:07,680
And then we got Wesley Kimmel, who plays Dylan.

1310
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:10,760
Why do I know that kid?

1311
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:13,080
Is he OK?

1312
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:15,480
So he's not Jimmy.

1313
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:19,120
Oh, he's Jimmy Kimmel's nephew.

1314
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:20,120
Oh, OK.

1315
01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:21,680
That makes sense.

1316
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:24,640
But what else is he from?

1317
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:25,640
WandaVision.

1318
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:29,800
Who did he play in WandaVision?

1319
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:32,040
That's a great question.

1320
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:39,680
I'm looking that up right now because I don't recall him for shit.

1321
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:41,800
He wasn't any of the kids, was he?

1322
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:45,400
I don't think so.

1323
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:46,400
Commercial boy.

1324
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:47,400
OK.

1325
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:48,400
Yeah.

1326
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:49,400
All right.

1327
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:51,400
I totally remember that role.

1328
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:52,400
Yep.

1329
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:53,400
There he is.

1330
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:54,400
Yep.

1331
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:55,400
That's him.

1332
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,520
Breakout role there.

1333
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:59,200
100%.

1334
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:01,800
He's also in Mandalorian.

1335
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:02,800
OK.

1336
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:08,160
He's like in an episode of Mandalorian.

1337
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:10,760
This kid's been in a few things.

1338
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:14,360
Oh, he did the voice for Greg Heffley in Cabin Fever.

1339
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:15,360
OK.

1340
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:16,360
OK.

1341
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:17,360
Cool.

1342
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:18,360
I guess.

1343
01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:19,360
Yeah.

1344
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:20,360
Yeah.

1345
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:24,560
I had a feeling I freaking knew him.

1346
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:29,920
I don't know if they could have found anyone that looks further from Chris Evans.

1347
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:30,920
Seriously.

1348
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:31,920
Yeah.

1349
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:33,360
I never thought they were.

1350
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:38,240
Dude, I was like, listen, I would maybe buy uncle.

1351
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:43,760
You're not telling me this kid is his dad or this kid is his son.

1352
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:44,760
Yeah.

1353
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:45,760
Like what?

1354
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:46,760
Tight up.

1355
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:47,760
Oh, man.

1356
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:48,760
All right.

1357
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:52,280
What's your top three looking like?

1358
01:11:52,280 --> 01:12:01,320
Well, you know, the acting was not strong from literally anyone, like you pointed out.

1359
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:06,400
So you know, I think number one, I'm going to actually say I know he wasn't in a lot,

1360
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:09,280
but just because I had a fun time watching him every single time he was on screen.

1361
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:10,840
I'm gonna give number one to J.K.

1362
01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:11,840
Simmons.

1363
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:12,840
Dude, same.

1364
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:13,840
Oh, yeah.

1365
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:17,400
He and it sucks because he could actually do.

1366
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:20,160
I really liked his iteration of Santa Claus.

1367
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:21,160
It was a lot of fun.

1368
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:22,940
It was different, which I really liked.

1369
01:12:22,940 --> 01:12:25,600
Way different from any other iterations I've seen.

1370
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:30,440
But you know, since the story centered around him being kidnapped and his freaking magic

1371
01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:35,640
being used for the snow globe shit, you don't see a lot of him and it sucks.

1372
01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:38,600
Yeah, I.

1373
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:45,680
This made me like rethink Santa in such a perfect way.

1374
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:50,000
I was just like, of course, Santa's just like this skinny dude.

1375
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:55,880
And the like, yeah, if he's burning that many calories in a night, like, of course he needs

1376
01:12:55,880 --> 01:13:01,840
freaking he needs milk and he needs freaking carbs like milk and cookies.

1377
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:07,000
Like I'm like, dude, like this perfectly explains Santa.

1378
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:11,240
No, literally everything that they add to the folklore or the lore of Santa.

1379
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:13,000
Yeah, it makes complete sense.

1380
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,000
And it's a welcome addition.

1381
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,000
Loved it.

1382
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,480
Oh, dude, it is.

1383
01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:22,080
His Santa was so funny, too.

1384
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:26,560
I loved when he like when he took the bite of that one macaroon and it was just like

1385
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:30,200
a tiny little nibble and he like put it back.

1386
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,080
That was great.

1387
01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:34,080
So freaking funny, dude.

1388
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:35,280
Like I loved it.

1389
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:38,760
And then like his suit was freaking bitching, too.

1390
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:42,000
Like and I like that his hat wasn't like a typical Santa hat.

1391
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,520
It was like a beanie.

1392
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:44,520
Yeah.

1393
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:48,000
Like I was totally vibing with his with his version of Santa.

1394
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,560
I was, too.

1395
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:53,120
What did you think of the reindeer?

1396
01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:57,200
Because I'm not used to reindeer like towering over Santa.

1397
01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:58,800
What did you think of that?

1398
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,120
Listen, magic reindeer.

1399
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:03,160
I'm I was there for it.

1400
01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:05,440
I'm like, it did make sense.

1401
01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:06,440
It lined up.

1402
01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:07,440
Yeah.

1403
01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:08,440
I'm like, this tracks.

1404
01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:09,880
Yeah, this absolutely tracks.

1405
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:16,080
And I love that he they showed the like the magic happening where it was like their antlers

1406
01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:18,280
glowing and then like they would.

1407
01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:19,280
Yeah.

1408
01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:20,640
Blast off.

1409
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:26,080
I'm like, OK, like you guys have nailed the magic reindeer.

1410
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:28,080
Yes, definitely.

1411
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:29,080
Yeah.

1412
01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:38,400
I want to look up something first before I feel like I'm talking out of my ass.

1413
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:40,480
OK, never mind.

1414
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:45,880
I was going to I was going to make a comment about all of the reindeer being females.

1415
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:53,760
I was like, I don't know if females grow antlers, but they just said that in reindeer, it is

1416
01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:57,960
the only species where the females grow antlers.

1417
01:14:57,960 --> 01:14:59,760
Oh, OK.

1418
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:00,760
Yeah.

1419
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:03,520
So it tracks.

1420
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:09,240
It doesn't like at least just based off of the quick pictures I've seen, it doesn't look

1421
01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:13,000
like their antlers grow as like majestically.

1422
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,000
OK.

1423
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:17,480
As like the OK, never mind.

1424
01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:19,280
I might be talking out of my ass.

1425
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:20,880
Oh, no, no, no.

1426
01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:21,880
Yeah.

1427
01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:26,600
The the female rain are their antlers are a bit smaller.

1428
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:33,400
And then the male reindeers are like bigger and have kind of like like they grow out wider.

1429
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:34,400
Interesting.

1430
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:41,600
Where the the female antlers end up looking more like typical deer like rain or male reindeers

1431
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:45,480
have kind of like that moose where like where cups.

1432
01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:47,440
OK, interesting.

1433
01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:49,480
Again, not a scientist.

1434
01:15:49,480 --> 01:15:50,480
I don't know.

1435
01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:53,280
I could be talking out of my ass for all I know.

1436
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:55,720
So don't don't fact check me on that.

1437
01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:58,120
Just imagine DJ coming after you.

1438
01:15:58,120 --> 01:15:59,120
Actually, Caleb, this.

1439
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:00,120
Oh, yeah.

1440
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:01,120
Yeah.

1441
01:16:01,120 --> 01:16:02,120
Yeah.

1442
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:03,560
My same same with me.

1443
01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:05,200
J.K. Simmons got number one.

1444
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:06,200
Oh, yeah.

1445
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:09,320
It wasn't hard to beat out the main two.

1446
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:10,320
Yeah.

1447
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:14,440
Well, I'm trying to think what your number two is going to be.

1448
01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:19,240
Because, like, I mean, I feel like two and three are going to be like the main stars

1449
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:21,280
of the movie.

1450
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:27,940
So just I feel like I probably had like more fun watching him on screen than I did the

1451
01:16:27,940 --> 01:16:31,000
other.

1452
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:35,520
So yeah, you know, number two, I think I'm going to give to Chris Evans.

1453
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:36,520
Really?

1454
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:37,520
Yeah.

1455
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:41,120
And number three, I'll give to join Johnson.

1456
01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:42,800
Yeah, I don't know.

1457
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:48,400
Just like, huh, I like, you know, like you said, Chris Evans, not his best performance.

1458
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:50,560
Definitely not.

1459
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:54,760
But for the most part, I did have a fun time watching him.

1460
01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:59,920
Like I feel that his in the rocks chemistry, like I'm sorry to say, like, wasn't there.

1461
01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:03,880
Like it wasn't that great.

1462
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:08,240
And like one of the only times that I laughed and I think it was in the trailer was when

1463
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:09,800
the Rocks character comes in.

1464
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,800
He's just I'm not going to like you.

1465
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:14,080
I already know it out of everybody in this room.

1466
01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:15,960
I already like you the least.

1467
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:19,120
And like that's actually funny.

1468
01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:22,360
It's like that wasn't even scripted.

1469
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:26,520
That was just Chris Evans speaking his mind.

1470
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:29,840
Oh, man.

1471
01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:35,440
But yeah, no, like not not not his best performance, not not nothing to write home about.

1472
01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:41,040
But you know, for the most part, I did enjoy Chris Evans as Jack O'Malley, Dwayne Johnson.

1473
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:42,640
He was he was fine in this.

1474
01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:47,800
He'd get number three, not his best performance, not his worst.

1475
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:49,240
It's just I've seen him.

1476
01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:52,920
I like when he can be goofy.

1477
01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:56,440
I think he's better when it comes to him being able to be a little goofy.

1478
01:17:56,440 --> 01:18:00,560
I don't love him always having to be like full on serious, which is what he had to be

1479
01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:03,800
in this role, really.

1480
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:07,720
Because I don't know, like if I want to see him like super serious, I'm just going to

1481
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:10,760
frickin go watch old wrestling videos.

1482
01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:15,440
I want to see because I feel like Dwayne Johnson can actually do some comedy like we've seen

1483
01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:17,400
that in Jim Onjin.

1484
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:20,360
And so like when Mongey frickin Central Intelligence.

1485
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:22,920
Yeah, like he can do really good comedy.

1486
01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:26,920
But when we go back to him just being the stern kind of guy like in this or Black Adam,

1487
01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:29,560
like it's it's not my cup of tea.

1488
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:33,200
Like I'm just I'm I like Dwayne Johnson more in comedy roles.

1489
01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:36,280
And so this performance wasn't bad by any means.

1490
01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:37,520
It wasn't horrible.

1491
01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:41,560
Like I feel for what this was the rock playing the rock.

1492
01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:42,800
Yeah, exactly.

1493
01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:47,880
Like for the character that he was given, which was basically the rock is an elf bodyguard.

1494
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:49,080
He did fine.

1495
01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:51,680
But just it wasn't like anything special.

1496
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:52,680
I didn't hate it.

1497
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:53,680
I didn't hate his performance.

1498
01:18:53,680 --> 01:19:00,200
Like he definitely did basically did everything that was given to him, I guess.

1499
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:04,840
He took the role and did the best that he could with it for how they wanted his role

1500
01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:10,360
portrayed or how they wanted this character portrayed.

1501
01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:15,960
So yeah, that's why I say didn't hate it, but didn't sorry, didn't hate his performance,

1502
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,360
but didn't love it either.

1503
01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:22,360
Yeah, I think he took himself too seriously in this role.

1504
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:29,280
I personally would have really enjoyed if he actually was like an elf.

1505
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:30,360
Yeah.

1506
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:33,720
And then the magic racer is what made him big.

1507
01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:36,840
That would have been hilarious.

1508
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:38,840
Like I think that would have been so much funnier.

1509
01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:43,320
But then they wasted that frickin joke on the snowman.

1510
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:45,080
Yeah.

1511
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,040
But yeah, it's frickin lame.

1512
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:49,200
But yeah, I'm with you.

1513
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:56,200
I enjoyed Chris Evans performance way more than I appreciate or like the rocks.

1514
01:19:56,200 --> 01:20:02,800
But I did no one else was in the movie enough to warrant anyone else getting a number three.

1515
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:06,680
Like that's really the only reason he's sitting at number three.

1516
01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:07,680
That's fair.

1517
01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:10,840
Like honestly, the only one that I would have thought and it's only because I just love

1518
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:11,840
her to death.

1519
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:13,760
Like I think she's a great actress.

1520
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:17,960
We Bonnie Hunt as Mrs. Claus, but she wasn't in it enough.

1521
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:23,440
It's solely on the fact that I just love love her not only as a person, but as an actress.

1522
01:20:23,440 --> 01:20:28,960
Yeah, I think this this movie's issue is it took itself too seriously.

1523
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:31,200
Yeah, like seriously.

1524
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:34,080
Like it just felt like such a downer.

1525
01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:40,640
Like frickin I think that this movie should have taken some some notes from like the Santa

1526
01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:45,880
Claus movies because I feel like there are some serious moments in those movies like

1527
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:49,120
when it comes to, you know, North Pole security, shit like that.

1528
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:52,640
But they still make it fun at the end.

1529
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:56,740
Yeah, it's just one of those like so outrageous.

1530
01:20:56,740 --> 01:20:58,000
It's funny.

1531
01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:04,360
But here it was just like you had these big ass frickin military members that were the

1532
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:09,980
head of or the security team for Santa and it was just it wasn't fun.

1533
01:21:09,980 --> 01:21:15,360
Like the security team all being all children with the Santa Claus movies.

1534
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:16,840
Yeah, yeah, dude.

1535
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:18,080
That was like frickin great.

1536
01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:23,120
Like, yeah, especially in the first one when the I forget like the team that they send

1537
01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:25,120
in to break out Santa Claus.

1538
01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:27,160
Yeah, no, it's still frickin all elves.

1539
01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:29,840
Yeah, like that is just frickin great.

1540
01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:37,120
Yeah, but like I I don't I couldn't even tell you like is he like were those little like

1541
01:21:37,120 --> 01:21:38,720
gremlin looking creatures?

1542
01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:39,720
Were those the elves?

1543
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:41,520
Were those supposed to be the elves?

1544
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:43,800
Dude, I have no like seriously.

1545
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:49,640
Like literally, it seems all they cared about in this movie was just showcasing Santa's

1546
01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:54,480
security, the the security side of the North Pole and nothing else.

1547
01:21:54,480 --> 01:21:58,240
Like yeah, like seriously, like you never saw any like toy production.

1548
01:21:58,240 --> 01:22:00,560
You never saw elves doing that shit.

1549
01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:05,240
So like if someone told me, oh, yeah, elves don't exist in this universe.

1550
01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:07,800
It's only like a code name for like security.

1551
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:12,100
I would have believed you because we don't see really see any elves.

1552
01:22:12,100 --> 01:22:17,600
I would love to know who the target audience was for this movie.

1553
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:18,600
I agree.

1554
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:19,600
Same here.

1555
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,440
Like it wasn't kids.

1556
01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:28,280
No, it like it sure as hell wasn't adults either.

1557
01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:33,680
It was it was like too goofy for adults, too serious for kids.

1558
01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:38,360
Like was this meant for like teenagers?

1559
01:22:38,360 --> 01:22:39,360
Like even teenagers?

1560
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:43,080
I don't know if I'd feel comfortable sending my kid to watch this movie.

1561
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:45,880
Like, like it really doesn't have a demographic.

1562
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:49,560
Yeah, like I think that's probably where this movie went wrong.

1563
01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:53,360
Is it just you don't know who it's for?

1564
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:59,920
You know, speaking of this movie and who it's for, when you go into a restroom at a movie

1565
01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:06,040
theater, do you ever see like decals plastered on the mirrors and stuff like that?

1566
01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:08,080
Do you ever see that?

1567
01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:09,080
Sometimes, yeah.

1568
01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:10,080
Okay.

1569
01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:12,640
Because Sammy would agree with me on this one.

1570
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:17,960
It has been years since I've seen a cinema do that.

1571
01:23:17,960 --> 01:23:25,960
But I saw decals for this movie plastered throughout the like three to four mirrors

1572
01:23:25,960 --> 01:23:28,000
that are in bathrooms.

1573
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:31,000
Like they were just freaking everywhere.

1574
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:32,180
There was that.

1575
01:23:32,180 --> 01:23:35,960
And usually I feel like when it comes to the concession stand, they don't have a lot of

1576
01:23:35,960 --> 01:23:37,400
stuff like hanging above.

1577
01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:40,880
No, they made sure they went all out with this movie.

1578
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:46,320
And I remember them freaking hanging shit up the night that I think I went to see Bride

1579
01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:47,320
of Chucky.

1580
01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:50,400
But like the night before Halloween, there's like, oh, yeah, we got to get this shit up.

1581
01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:53,120
We got to make sure that we are promoting the hell out of this movie.

1582
01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:57,320
So it was that the freaking decals in the bathroom, like they were really trying to

1583
01:23:57,320 --> 01:23:59,520
push this goddamn movie.

1584
01:23:59,520 --> 01:24:03,200
And I don't know about you, but I don't like to think about Krampus staring at me when

1585
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:04,960
I'm trying to take a leak.

1586
01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:07,000
Yeah, no, thank you.

1587
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:13,760
But yeah, just fricking it's been years since I've seen decals in a movie theater bathroom.

1588
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:16,920
So I was like, very like movie related ones.

1589
01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:21,240
Yeah, like, you know, like, like throwing it back to, you know, like COVID, like they're

1590
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:27,000
just like, oh, you know, like, remember, we always keep your seats clean.

1591
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:33,720
We will even include a a towel with you if you want to wipe your seat and table down,

1592
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:38,840
you know, you know, showing like how Cinemark is practicing good health habits to prevent

1593
01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:39,840
COVID-19.

1594
01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:40,840
That made complete sense.

1595
01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:42,880
You know, that's completely understandable.

1596
01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:46,200
But and you know, I loved him for that.

1597
01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:50,160
But then frickin like, yeah, you just get, you know, you get Krampus, you get Nick, you

1598
01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:55,680
get Dwayne Johnson, you get Chris Evans just plastered all over the frickin mirror.

1599
01:24:55,680 --> 01:24:57,720
And it's a little weird.

1600
01:24:57,720 --> 01:24:58,720
That's insane.

1601
01:24:58,720 --> 01:24:59,720
Yeah.

1602
01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:00,720
Yeah, dude.

1603
01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:04,320
Listen, no one was bringing their a game with this movie.

1604
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:06,680
No, not one bit.

1605
01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:10,120
Like not even a little bit.

1606
01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:18,440
This is one like just from what I've come to expect from these actors, all of them,

1607
01:25:18,440 --> 01:25:28,160
like I like even listen, I don't expect anything near the 90s when it comes to Dwayne Johnson.

1608
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:33,920
I don't I have not seen him in anything that makes me believe that he's capable of reaching

1609
01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:34,920
that number.

1610
01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:35,920
Fair.

1611
01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:40,880
The closest he's ever gotten is maybe Black Adam.

1612
01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:42,640
Fair enough.

1613
01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:46,920
But that's a hard, that's a hard maybe.

1614
01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:48,640
But I don't expect a lot.

1615
01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:50,880
And I know that this wasn't his best.

1616
01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:53,120
Yeah, same deal with Chris Evans.

1617
01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:56,000
I know he's capable of much better.

1618
01:25:56,000 --> 01:26:01,840
I'm not even like even taking Captain America off of his like roster.

1619
01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:04,360
I still would expect better from him.

1620
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:07,360
Yeah, different, especially after have you ever seen Snowpiercer?

1621
01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:09,080
Oh, I love Snowpiercer.

1622
01:26:09,080 --> 01:26:10,080
Right.

1623
01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:11,080
So good.

1624
01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:12,560
That's like the immediate movie.

1625
01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:17,440
Besides, like you said, Captain America, that I think like, yeah, that is acting when it

1626
01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:18,720
comes to Chris Evans.

1627
01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:21,680
Yeah, straight up, dude.

1628
01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:25,720
That movie gets a lot of shit and it is not deserve it.

1629
01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:28,120
No, it is a really good movie.

1630
01:26:28,120 --> 01:26:32,600
Yeah, I feel like that's one that just ages good.

1631
01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:34,600
Definitely absolutely.

1632
01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:35,600
Yeah.

1633
01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:36,600
Yeah.

1634
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:38,120
And then I mean, J.K.

1635
01:26:38,120 --> 01:26:41,560
Simmons, we know he's capable of top tier acting.

1636
01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:44,000
Oh my God.

1637
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:45,000
Please tell me you've seen Whiplash.

1638
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:46,520
Oh, of course I've seen Whiplash.

1639
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:50,000
Yeah, I did freaking I watched that recently again.

1640
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:54,760
Yeah, I don't know why I didn't freaking include that in weekly watches like a couple weeks

1641
01:26:54,760 --> 01:26:56,360
ago when I watched it again.

1642
01:26:56,360 --> 01:26:57,360
Whatever.

1643
01:26:57,360 --> 01:27:00,720
God, his freaking performance, phenomenal in that movie.

1644
01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:02,840
Him and Miles Teller, like bantering off each other.

1645
01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:04,320
I love it so much.

1646
01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:05,320
So good.

1647
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:06,320
Yeah.

1648
01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:11,440
But no, he I don't even believe he brought his A game here.

1649
01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:14,960
All of these actors freaking phoned it in something awful.

1650
01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:18,080
Yeah, I agree.

1651
01:27:18,080 --> 01:27:20,920
It was it was rough.

1652
01:27:20,920 --> 01:27:27,280
Honestly, I think the only guy that was that actually put forth some like actual effort

1653
01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:32,280
in his performance was the guy that got frozen by the snowmen.

1654
01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:33,280
Nick Kroll.

1655
01:27:33,280 --> 01:27:34,280
Yeah.

1656
01:27:34,280 --> 01:27:39,560
I think he was the only one that felt like he put genuine effort that, you know, that

1657
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:44,080
didn't surprise me because I feel like no matter what it is, Nick Kroll like usually

1658
01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:46,680
always gives his all, like doesn't matter what it is.

1659
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:47,680
And you know what?

1660
01:27:47,680 --> 01:27:49,720
I appreciate him for that.

1661
01:27:49,720 --> 01:27:51,080
He's freaking awesome of them.

1662
01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:52,680
Doesn't matter if it's going to be dog shit.

1663
01:27:52,680 --> 01:27:55,000
He's like, I'm going to give this my all.

1664
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,480
Oh my gosh, dude.

1665
01:27:56,480 --> 01:27:57,480
He's so good.

1666
01:27:57,480 --> 01:28:02,440
Have you have you watched his show Big Mouth?

1667
01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:03,800
Yes, I have.

1668
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:04,800
Oh my gosh.

1669
01:28:04,800 --> 01:28:06,800
He's so good in that.

1670
01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:07,800
He is.

1671
01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:12,480
Oh God, his freaking voice acting is off the charts.

1672
01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:13,480
Other world.

1673
01:28:13,480 --> 01:28:14,480
Absolutely.

1674
01:28:14,480 --> 01:28:15,480
Oh my God.

1675
01:28:15,480 --> 01:28:16,480
He's so good.

1676
01:28:16,480 --> 01:28:19,480
Like there's times I can't even tell it's him.

1677
01:28:19,480 --> 01:28:21,560
Yeah, no, like seriously.

1678
01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:27,720
Yeah, but I think acting wise, dude, I'm sitting 70.

1679
01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:30,000
This was as mid as mid can get.

1680
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:32,560
Yeah, you know, man, I'm going to match you there.

1681
01:28:32,560 --> 01:28:38,320
Yeah, I can't even like talk myself going up from that.

1682
01:28:38,320 --> 01:28:39,320
It'd be tough to.

1683
01:28:39,320 --> 01:28:40,880
Yeah, no, like seriously.

1684
01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:42,400
All right.

1685
01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:45,120
Next up, character development.

1686
01:28:45,120 --> 01:28:49,440
Listen, there were some because, you know, like when it came to the character development,

1687
01:28:49,440 --> 01:28:53,080
to like Callum, but that's about it.

1688
01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:56,960
Yeah, because like freaking like, you know, people can make the argument like, oh, what

1689
01:28:56,960 --> 01:28:57,960
about Jack?

1690
01:28:57,960 --> 01:28:58,960
He gets off the naughty list.

1691
01:28:58,960 --> 01:28:59,960
Yeah, barely.

1692
01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:03,680
All he realizes, hey, I've been a shitty father and you know, maybe I think I'm going to

1693
01:29:03,680 --> 01:29:04,760
try a little harder.

1694
01:29:04,760 --> 01:29:05,760
I think that.

1695
01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:11,160
Yeah, that's honestly all that happens is he just he points out that he's shitty and

1696
01:29:11,160 --> 01:29:14,520
then just says, I'll try to be better.

1697
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:15,520
Yeah.

1698
01:29:15,520 --> 01:29:17,480
And then poof, not on the naughty list anymore.

1699
01:29:17,480 --> 01:29:18,480
Screw that.

1700
01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:21,200
Like, I want to see your metrics for the naughty list.

1701
01:29:21,200 --> 01:29:25,880
No, like seriously, because yeah, like earlier in the movie, he points out like, oh, yeah,

1702
01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:30,320
you know, I've his what his mom is married to an actual like good dad.

1703
01:29:30,320 --> 01:29:36,160
And so I've been distance distancing myself because I don't want him to be around me.

1704
01:29:36,160 --> 01:29:38,560
And just I think it's going to be better for him.

1705
01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:44,560
Like that is never the case because all your the only thing that your kid is going to think

1706
01:29:44,560 --> 01:29:47,320
that their actual father just abandoned them.

1707
01:29:47,320 --> 01:29:50,200
They're never going to think like, oh, yeah, this is for for the better.

1708
01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:53,920
And let's say like really truly have gotten to know you and they know the kind of person

1709
01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:59,840
that you are and they like have come to their conclusion that their own piece of shit.

1710
01:29:59,840 --> 01:30:00,840
Yeah.

1711
01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:04,640
Like, don't don't just assume like, oh, yeah, yeah, it's better for my kid.

1712
01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:09,120
No, it's not like make let your kid make that own conclusion.

1713
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:10,680
Come to that own conclusion.

1714
01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:11,680
Yeah.

1715
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:16,840
Listen, I think I might have bought this change of heart a little bit more.

1716
01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:25,000
Had I not seen this dude steal candy from a baby fair and then committed arson.

1717
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:26,520
Yeah.

1718
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:35,280
Like this dude lit a Christmas display on fire and stole candy from a child.

1719
01:30:35,280 --> 01:30:38,640
Dude, I was shocked that he actually paid for those churros.

1720
01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:40,240
I know.

1721
01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:41,840
Like freaking nuts, dude.

1722
01:30:41,840 --> 01:30:47,880
And I'm like, where is what is your moral line at?

1723
01:30:47,880 --> 01:30:51,760
Like, like, because those don't seem even.

1724
01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:53,920
No, no, they do not.

1725
01:30:53,920 --> 01:30:56,320
But yeah, I mean, sure.

1726
01:30:56,320 --> 01:31:02,080
He made a little bit of a of a change.

1727
01:31:02,080 --> 01:31:08,600
Cal same deal, like a little bit of a change where he just shifted from like seeing only

1728
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:15,200
the naughty and then now he's seeing the inner child of people that fell out of the blue,

1729
01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:16,200
like his little shift.

1730
01:31:16,200 --> 01:31:17,200
Yeah, it did.

1731
01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:22,480
And it sucks because like freaking when Nick explains that to him at the beginning, you're

1732
01:31:22,480 --> 01:31:24,560
just like, OK, you know, that's actually like a cool idea.

1733
01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:25,560
I like that.

1734
01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:30,080
You're you're you're fighting for you're fighting for the children, whether it's someone that's

1735
01:31:30,080 --> 01:31:31,800
an actual child or the inner child.

1736
01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:33,080
I love that idea.

1737
01:31:33,080 --> 01:31:34,080
That's an awesome idea.

1738
01:31:34,080 --> 01:31:35,080
Yeah.

1739
01:31:35,080 --> 01:31:39,120
And that conversation should have been at the end of the movie.

1740
01:31:39,120 --> 01:31:41,120
Yes, exactly.

1741
01:31:41,120 --> 01:31:42,120
Yeah.

1742
01:31:42,120 --> 01:31:46,280
It was just not not good.

1743
01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:48,640
Not this is a tough one.

1744
01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:49,640
This is bare.

1745
01:31:49,640 --> 01:31:52,960
I don't even know if I'm in the 70s with this one.

1746
01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:55,440
I'm probably sitting at like a 69.

1747
01:31:55,440 --> 01:31:59,200
Like it was no bueno.

1748
01:31:59,200 --> 01:32:01,520
Yeah, that's that's fair.

1749
01:32:01,520 --> 01:32:05,200
You know what, I think I'm going to match you again, man.

1750
01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:08,600
I'm trying my hardest to push it up to 70, but I can't.

1751
01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:09,600
Yeah.

1752
01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:12,680
Here's where the movie redeems itself a little bit.

1753
01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:15,520
The effects weren't half bad.

1754
01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:16,760
They weren't.

1755
01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:22,200
There was some like scenes that I'm like, OK, yeah, no, I can definitely send some CGI

1756
01:32:22,200 --> 01:32:23,200
there.

1757
01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:28,460
But I like I can excuse it a little bit because of like the grandeur that they were trying

1758
01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:34,040
to do, like frickin when they're trying to rescue Nick, like once they find out that

1759
01:32:34,040 --> 01:32:37,600
he's been kidnapped and you see like Dwayne Johnson like running throughout the North

1760
01:32:37,600 --> 01:32:42,480
Pole, sliding down all these slides and shit like there were there were moments that I'm

1761
01:32:42,480 --> 01:32:46,500
like, OK, yeah, clearly that is definitely, you know, filmed on a green screen or that's

1762
01:32:46,500 --> 01:32:47,800
definitely not Dwayne Johnson.

1763
01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:48,800
That's CGI.

1764
01:32:48,800 --> 01:32:49,800
She like that.

1765
01:32:49,800 --> 01:32:53,640
But like it wasn't like super noticeable that it took me out of the scene.

1766
01:32:53,640 --> 01:32:54,640
Yeah.

1767
01:32:54,640 --> 01:32:59,760
Like, yeah, noticeable enough.

1768
01:32:59,760 --> 01:33:04,360
The only other like real complaint, like the snowman scene, like when he started shrinking

1769
01:33:04,360 --> 01:33:09,240
himself down and was like jumping all over snowman, I'm like, this is too much.

1770
01:33:09,240 --> 01:33:10,240
Yeah.

1771
01:33:10,240 --> 01:33:11,240
Very rubbery.

1772
01:33:11,240 --> 01:33:17,240
I will say the Rockham Sockham robots when they came to life, those are so cool.

1773
01:33:17,240 --> 01:33:19,240
Yeah, that was wasted.

1774
01:33:19,240 --> 01:33:20,240
Yeah.

1775
01:33:20,240 --> 01:33:26,960
Like seriously, literally not even like 30 seconds into them fighting the Krampus's

1776
01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:27,960
henchmen.

1777
01:33:27,960 --> 01:33:29,680
Krampus slaps the shit out of him.

1778
01:33:29,680 --> 01:33:30,960
Yeah, punches his head off.

1779
01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:32,640
I'm just like, really?

1780
01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:38,680
Like they should have had the effect that frickin the toy soldiers do in the Santa Claus

1781
01:33:38,680 --> 01:33:39,680
too.

1782
01:33:39,680 --> 01:33:40,680
Yes.

1783
01:33:40,680 --> 01:33:42,400
Because I don't know about you.

1784
01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:46,840
I mean, honestly, to this day, those still scare the shit out of me.

1785
01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:47,840
Yep.

1786
01:33:47,840 --> 01:33:53,160
I mean, I can, you know, as a kid, I can handle Michael Myers, Chucky, Freddy Krueger, Jason.

1787
01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:59,160
But when it came to those frickin toy soldiers in Santa Claus too, terrified, absolutely

1788
01:33:59,160 --> 01:34:00,160
terrified.

1789
01:34:00,160 --> 01:34:02,320
When they can't, when they, he frickin made them life size.

1790
01:34:02,320 --> 01:34:04,000
I'm like, oh hell no.

1791
01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:05,480
Hell to the no.

1792
01:34:05,480 --> 01:34:07,000
Oh man.

1793
01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:08,000
Yeah.

1794
01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:17,760
This, I mean, this wasn't like frickin Oppenheimer, but this was like, it wasn't horrible.

1795
01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:22,280
Like this is, this might be the higher point for me.

1796
01:34:22,280 --> 01:34:23,280
I haven't decided.

1797
01:34:23,280 --> 01:34:26,720
Like it's either going to be between effects or costumes.

1798
01:34:26,720 --> 01:34:28,480
That's going to be highest for me.

1799
01:34:28,480 --> 01:34:29,480
Fair.

1800
01:34:29,480 --> 01:34:37,320
Um, but effects wise, I'm probably like 84 maybe like the effects are above average.

1801
01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:43,360
Like I love the effect when he was, uh, when they were taking off in the sleigh.

1802
01:34:43,360 --> 01:34:45,240
Yeah, that was awesome.

1803
01:34:45,240 --> 01:34:48,920
Yeah, that looks so, so dope.

1804
01:34:48,920 --> 01:34:55,800
Um, I think, you know, I think I'm actually considering if I want to change that.

1805
01:34:55,800 --> 01:34:56,800
Yeah.

1806
01:34:56,800 --> 01:34:57,800
You know what?

1807
01:34:57,800 --> 01:35:00,600
Um, I think I'm just going to be a couple of points higher to 86.

1808
01:35:00,600 --> 01:35:01,600
Why not?

1809
01:35:01,600 --> 01:35:04,680
I'm moving on over to music.

1810
01:35:04,680 --> 01:35:06,480
Nothing really special here.

1811
01:35:06,480 --> 01:35:09,160
There was something for a Christmas movie.

1812
01:35:09,160 --> 01:35:10,160
Yeah.

1813
01:35:10,160 --> 01:35:13,920
Like you had like a couple, like, you know, classic Christmas songs, but they were like,

1814
01:35:13,920 --> 01:35:15,640
so shortly used.

1815
01:35:15,640 --> 01:35:16,640
Yeah.

1816
01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:17,640
Background music.

1817
01:35:17,640 --> 01:35:18,640
Yeah.

1818
01:35:18,640 --> 01:35:24,480
Felt so thrown in there that like, I can't even remember one Christmas song that they

1819
01:35:24,480 --> 01:35:25,480
used in this movie.

1820
01:35:25,480 --> 01:35:30,280
I couldn't tell you off the top of my head and I fricking watched this shit yesterday.

1821
01:35:30,280 --> 01:35:31,280
Yeah.

1822
01:35:31,280 --> 01:35:34,280
I, I, dude, I watched it today.

1823
01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:38,280
So that, that tells you everything that you need to know.

1824
01:35:38,280 --> 01:35:39,280
Yeah.

1825
01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:43,280
Like this is maybe a five.

1826
01:35:43,280 --> 01:35:44,280
Yeah, dude.

1827
01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:45,280
Yeah, I agree.

1828
01:35:45,280 --> 01:35:49,760
It is such a forgettable soundtrack.

1829
01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:56,880
How do you mess up a Christmas movie when there is so much Christmas music at your disposal?

1830
01:35:56,880 --> 01:36:02,880
I know you couldn't fricking use like a badass Carol of the bells for a chase scene.

1831
01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:03,880
Yeah.

1832
01:36:03,880 --> 01:36:06,920
Like go fricking basic bitch with it for all I care.

1833
01:36:06,920 --> 01:36:09,120
No, like seriously.

1834
01:36:09,120 --> 01:36:10,120
Like come on.

1835
01:36:10,120 --> 01:36:16,720
Like you guys dropped the ball if you can't fricking get us to remember a Christmas movie,

1836
01:36:16,720 --> 01:36:21,880
like the soundtrack on a Christmas movie, like Hallmark movies, dude, Hallmark movies

1837
01:36:21,880 --> 01:36:27,440
are seven out of 10 music at worst.

1838
01:36:27,440 --> 01:36:28,440
Yeah.

1839
01:36:28,440 --> 01:36:32,200
Like that's, that's insane.

1840
01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:37,680
That is absolutely insane that you dropped the ball that ridiculously hard.

1841
01:36:37,680 --> 01:36:38,680
Yep.

1842
01:36:38,680 --> 01:36:42,040
All right, next up we got costumes.

1843
01:36:42,040 --> 01:36:46,280
The one area where the movie actually shined for the most part.

1844
01:36:46,280 --> 01:36:47,280
Okay.

1845
01:36:47,280 --> 01:36:49,760
For some characters, yes.

1846
01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:57,640
Um, Jack or so like Jack's character, any of the human characters were met very men.

1847
01:36:57,640 --> 01:36:58,640
Makes sense.

1848
01:36:58,640 --> 01:37:01,960
Like, you know, classic, classic attire.

1849
01:37:01,960 --> 01:37:02,960
I get it.

1850
01:37:02,960 --> 01:37:05,640
Uh, and then Santa Claus.

1851
01:37:05,640 --> 01:37:06,640
Awesome.

1852
01:37:06,640 --> 01:37:08,200
Yeah, no, yeah.

1853
01:37:08,200 --> 01:37:14,720
Like I loved his outfit felt very different from things that we've seen in the past and

1854
01:37:14,720 --> 01:37:15,720
I appreciated.

1855
01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:16,720
Yeah.

1856
01:37:16,720 --> 01:37:24,040
Like I love when they're able to add, add something to Santa.

1857
01:37:24,040 --> 01:37:25,040
Yeah.

1858
01:37:25,040 --> 01:37:30,720
They create almost create like a new standard for Santa.

1859
01:37:30,720 --> 01:37:40,360
Like, um, I remember watching this, this video about like the, just the art of being a Santa

1860
01:37:40,360 --> 01:37:42,960
like there's a Santa Academy.

1861
01:37:42,960 --> 01:37:45,640
That's like, you know that I didn't, but that's awesome.

1862
01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:46,640
Yeah.

1863
01:37:46,640 --> 01:37:52,400
There's a straight up Santa Academy where you go, you learn how to properly laugh like

1864
01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:56,720
Santa they teach you how to like style your beard.

1865
01:37:56,720 --> 01:38:01,280
And if you don't have like a beard, like they teach you how to like proper maintenance of

1866
01:38:01,280 --> 01:38:09,040
like your fake beards, um, maintenance on suits, um, like all this stuff.

1867
01:38:09,040 --> 01:38:12,960
They like, they'll even have classes on sign language.

1868
01:38:12,960 --> 01:38:20,200
Um, they'll teach you, they'll teach you basic phrases in different languages.

1869
01:38:20,200 --> 01:38:27,280
Like they want, like when you graduate from like this Santa Academy, like you are as like

1870
01:38:27,280 --> 01:38:30,400
as Santa as you can possibly be.

1871
01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:33,240
To honestly, that makes me smile so hard.

1872
01:38:33,240 --> 01:38:35,040
Like that is just great.

1873
01:38:35,040 --> 01:38:36,040
Yeah.

1874
01:38:36,040 --> 01:38:40,360
But they were talking like one of my favorite things that they were talking about was the

1875
01:38:40,360 --> 01:38:47,600
suits because this was right after the Christmas Chronicles came out on Netflix.

1876
01:38:47,600 --> 01:38:52,200
Like it had been out for a few months.

1877
01:38:52,200 --> 01:38:53,640
But they were talking about that.

1878
01:38:53,640 --> 01:38:57,920
And like this, this whole Santa thing, it was like a video shot, like right up shortly

1879
01:38:57,920 --> 01:39:06,360
after that movie had come out, but they were talking like about how Santa in a pop culture

1880
01:39:06,360 --> 01:39:14,860
shifts a lot and how it affects the Santas at this Academy or just like everyone.

1881
01:39:14,860 --> 01:39:21,040
Because they're like, yeah, like, um, like no one really had a standard for Santa.

1882
01:39:21,040 --> 01:39:25,880
Like our standard was like the, the, the Coca-Cola Santa Claus.

1883
01:39:25,880 --> 01:39:29,000
Like that was what we were all kind of shooting for.

1884
01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:33,320
And then the movie, the Santa Claus comes out with Tim Allen.

1885
01:39:33,320 --> 01:39:37,760
And then that was our standard for what Santa should look like.

1886
01:39:37,760 --> 01:39:39,080
Still my favorite Santa Claus.

1887
01:39:39,080 --> 01:39:40,080
Yeah.

1888
01:39:40,080 --> 01:39:41,800
Like the suit and everything.

1889
01:39:41,800 --> 01:39:47,280
And then they're like, and then there was no real major shifts until this movie comes

1890
01:39:47,280 --> 01:39:50,720
out the Christmas Chronicles.

1891
01:39:50,720 --> 01:39:59,440
And it's like a leather like Santa suit with like crazy fur, like leather gloves and like

1892
01:39:59,440 --> 01:40:02,120
it, have you seen Kurt Russell's Santa?

1893
01:40:02,120 --> 01:40:07,080
Yeah, I've never seen the movies, but I have seen how the suit looks.

1894
01:40:07,080 --> 01:40:08,080
Okay.

1895
01:40:08,080 --> 01:40:09,080
Yeah.

1896
01:40:09,080 --> 01:40:10,080
Yeah.

1897
01:40:10,080 --> 01:40:14,480
And they were like, and that became the new like standard, like of what we were aiming

1898
01:40:14,480 --> 01:40:18,440
for and like, and then that was like, that was the shift.

1899
01:40:18,440 --> 01:40:23,200
Like we shifted from Tim Allen to Kurt Russell.

1900
01:40:23,200 --> 01:40:25,360
And so they were talking about that.

1901
01:40:25,360 --> 01:40:29,680
I'm like, I'm curious to see whether this movie had a shift.

1902
01:40:29,680 --> 01:40:31,040
Yeah.

1903
01:40:31,040 --> 01:40:33,600
Or made a shift in the Santa community.

1904
01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:40,720
I don't want to, I want to say I doubt it because I feel like a typical like super fit

1905
01:40:40,720 --> 01:40:43,400
Santa isn't the standard.

1906
01:40:43,400 --> 01:40:45,020
Fair.

1907
01:40:45,020 --> 01:40:51,000
But yeah, all these guys are like elderly retirement age and whatnot.

1908
01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:56,200
So it's like, yeah, I highly doubt it, but love this Santa outfit.

1909
01:40:56,200 --> 01:40:57,200
Yes.

1910
01:40:57,200 --> 01:40:58,200
Looked great.

1911
01:40:58,200 --> 01:41:01,400
And then Callum's was okay, I guess.

1912
01:41:01,400 --> 01:41:07,240
Yeah, like it was, it was like a stealthy red and green suit.

1913
01:41:07,240 --> 01:41:09,120
A tactical red green suit.

1914
01:41:09,120 --> 01:41:10,120
Yeah.

1915
01:41:10,120 --> 01:41:12,040
I want to look at it again.

1916
01:41:12,040 --> 01:41:14,160
I didn't even realize it was supposed to be green.

1917
01:41:14,160 --> 01:41:16,040
It looked black in the movie.

1918
01:41:16,040 --> 01:41:17,040
Dude, that's dude.

1919
01:41:17,040 --> 01:41:19,000
It is dark as hell green.

1920
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:20,000
Yeah.

1921
01:41:20,000 --> 01:41:24,800
They should have made that like the freaking promotional images, like what they should have

1922
01:41:24,800 --> 01:41:28,000
made it like a lot brighter green.

1923
01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:29,000
Yeah.

1924
01:41:29,000 --> 01:41:30,000
There's nothing.

1925
01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:31,920
What's wrong with the green being a little more vibrant?

1926
01:41:31,920 --> 01:41:32,920
Yeah.

1927
01:41:32,920 --> 01:41:36,600
And then yeah, Santa looked freaking dope.

1928
01:41:36,600 --> 01:41:37,600
Like I love that.

1929
01:41:37,600 --> 01:41:39,280
He just like looks dirty.

1930
01:41:39,280 --> 01:41:41,960
Like he's tactical Santa.

1931
01:41:41,960 --> 01:41:43,280
Yeah, straight up.

1932
01:41:43,280 --> 01:41:44,280
I love it.

1933
01:41:44,280 --> 01:41:45,280
Yeah.

1934
01:41:45,280 --> 01:41:49,520
I'm just, I'm just scrolling through like other pictures and like I know he has like

1935
01:41:49,520 --> 01:41:53,960
the sleeveless version, like the vest.

1936
01:41:53,960 --> 01:41:57,560
Like that looks pretty dope.

1937
01:41:57,560 --> 01:42:01,720
Since you know, it was a, it was actually a practical suit, even though we've talked

1938
01:42:01,720 --> 01:42:05,040
about it throughout the episode Krampus.

1939
01:42:05,040 --> 01:42:07,760
Would you think of, oh, Krampus was amazing.

1940
01:42:07,760 --> 01:42:08,760
Yeah.

1941
01:42:08,760 --> 01:42:13,000
He looked like, like you said, despite how I like, you know, a certain versions look

1942
01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:15,400
better, this still looked great.

1943
01:42:15,400 --> 01:42:17,760
Like I love this practical suit.

1944
01:42:17,760 --> 01:42:21,280
The freaking fur on him looked freaking great.

1945
01:42:21,280 --> 01:42:24,760
Just yeah, like he looks badass.

1946
01:42:24,760 --> 01:42:31,920
My personal favorite moment of this is when it's his turn to slap Callum.

1947
01:42:31,920 --> 01:42:37,240
He just like grips the side of his head and he's just like, Oh God, like that made me

1948
01:42:37,240 --> 01:42:39,240
laugh so hard.

1949
01:42:39,240 --> 01:42:45,200
Cause doesn't Callum only do it like, cause he does it like, like he puts his hand to

1950
01:42:45,200 --> 01:42:47,520
Krampus his face, like what, like twice?

1951
01:42:47,520 --> 01:42:52,040
I think he does it like three times cause he's like one, two, and then just wham, like

1952
01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:53,040
slap the shit.

1953
01:42:53,040 --> 01:42:55,720
So maybe it's twice and then he slaps him on the back.

1954
01:42:55,720 --> 01:42:56,720
Yeah.

1955
01:42:56,720 --> 01:42:57,720
Cause I thought, yeah.

1956
01:42:57,720 --> 01:43:04,520
Like grips his whole freaking face and he's just like, yeah, should I kill you or should

1957
01:43:04,520 --> 01:43:07,920
I like make like, let you live a little bit?

1958
01:43:07,920 --> 01:43:08,920
Like good lord.

1959
01:43:08,920 --> 01:43:09,920
Jack's just like, are you okay?

1960
01:43:09,920 --> 01:43:12,680
He's just like, no, I just got bitch slapped.

1961
01:43:12,680 --> 01:43:13,680
Oh man.

1962
01:43:13,680 --> 01:43:14,680
Yeah.

1963
01:43:14,680 --> 01:43:19,880
That I thought that was like the one bit of acting that came out of the rock that I actually

1964
01:43:19,880 --> 01:43:22,640
liked where he's just full face.

1965
01:43:22,640 --> 01:43:24,320
Oh God.

1966
01:43:24,320 --> 01:43:27,440
Across the whole freaking room.

1967
01:43:27,440 --> 01:43:30,640
I love that he has that red mark of, yeah.

1968
01:43:30,640 --> 01:43:35,280
I can face that is that's perfect.

1969
01:43:35,280 --> 01:43:37,920
That is absolutely perfect.

1970
01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:38,920
Yeah.

1971
01:43:38,920 --> 01:43:42,440
Um, dude, I'll be real off of all the promotional shit.

1972
01:43:42,440 --> 01:43:45,040
I was expecting the polar bear a little bit more.

1973
01:43:45,040 --> 01:43:46,280
Yeah, dude.

1974
01:43:46,280 --> 01:43:47,280
Seriously.

1975
01:43:47,280 --> 01:43:48,360
Like Garcia was only what?

1976
01:43:48,360 --> 01:43:49,360
Two scenes.

1977
01:43:49,360 --> 01:43:50,360
Yeah.

1978
01:43:50,360 --> 01:43:51,360
Maybe.

1979
01:43:51,360 --> 01:43:52,360
Yeah.

1980
01:43:52,360 --> 01:43:54,440
Was that Frank Grillo?

1981
01:43:54,440 --> 01:43:56,040
Really was it?

1982
01:43:56,040 --> 01:43:57,400
It sounded like him.

1983
01:43:57,400 --> 01:43:58,960
It might be.

1984
01:43:58,960 --> 01:43:59,960
Let me see.

1985
01:43:59,960 --> 01:44:00,960
Let me see the cast real quick.

1986
01:44:00,960 --> 01:44:03,960
Oh, what was his name?

1987
01:44:03,960 --> 01:44:04,960
Garcia?

1988
01:44:04,960 --> 01:44:05,960
Yeah.

1989
01:44:05,960 --> 01:44:06,960
Garcia.

1990
01:44:06,960 --> 01:44:07,960
Uh, let's see here.

1991
01:44:07,960 --> 01:44:13,880
I will say like, just cause it's, it kind of ties in the designs for the snowman's weren't

1992
01:44:13,880 --> 01:44:14,880
bad.

1993
01:44:14,880 --> 01:44:17,040
Yeah, those were pretty cool.

1994
01:44:17,040 --> 01:44:22,520
Like, I liked how they each had their own like thing, like one was wearing the little

1995
01:44:22,520 --> 01:44:23,520
like hat.

1996
01:44:23,520 --> 01:44:26,080
The other one was smoking a pipe.

1997
01:44:26,080 --> 01:44:28,640
And then you had like, you're just playing Jane snowman.

1998
01:44:28,640 --> 01:44:29,640
Yeah.

1999
01:44:29,640 --> 01:44:31,640
His name is Garcia?

2000
01:44:31,640 --> 01:44:33,280
Yeah.

2001
01:44:33,280 --> 01:44:38,800
Uh, I'm not seeing him on the cast list.

2002
01:44:38,800 --> 01:44:41,960
Oh, it's, I found a thing.

2003
01:44:41,960 --> 01:44:42,960
What thing?

2004
01:44:42,960 --> 01:44:46,920
So it looks like, so I found a, um, I think, yeah.

2005
01:44:46,920 --> 01:44:52,560
Like it doesn't, cause I just looked up red one, uh, Garcia polar bear and it did bring

2006
01:44:52,560 --> 01:45:06,400
up a, um, an article that, uh, says that the voice of him was Ronaldo for, for barrel for,

2007
01:45:06,400 --> 01:45:07,400
for barrel.

2008
01:45:07,400 --> 01:45:12,000
Cause it, like, it just points out like how when he was cast, he's, he thought he would

2009
01:45:12,000 --> 01:45:16,480
be a teaming up with doing Johnson, but he was only half right because it was, you know,

2010
01:45:16,480 --> 01:45:17,480
motion capture.

2011
01:45:17,480 --> 01:45:18,480
Right.

2012
01:45:18,480 --> 01:45:19,480
Okay.

2013
01:45:19,480 --> 01:45:20,480
Okay.

2014
01:45:20,480 --> 01:45:21,480
Yeah.

2015
01:45:21,480 --> 01:45:22,480
I, I found it.

2016
01:45:22,480 --> 01:45:23,480
Yeah.

2017
01:45:23,480 --> 01:45:28,120
He, yeah, he, he was put under elf agent Garcia and I'm like, what?

2018
01:45:28,120 --> 01:45:29,120
Okay.

2019
01:45:29,120 --> 01:45:31,160
I said, I know that, okay.

2020
01:45:31,160 --> 01:45:32,160
You know, I take back what I said.

2021
01:45:32,160 --> 01:45:34,640
I, they don't like talk about motion capture at all.

2022
01:45:34,640 --> 01:45:38,880
So I don't know if that's what they did or if it was just straight up like a CGI character

2023
01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:40,600
and he just voiced them.

2024
01:45:40,600 --> 01:45:41,640
Yeah.

2025
01:45:41,640 --> 01:45:42,640
So I don't know.

2026
01:45:42,640 --> 01:45:45,880
I, I'd be surprised if they just, yeah.

2027
01:45:45,880 --> 01:45:49,320
They like went the extra mile for motion capture.

2028
01:45:49,320 --> 01:45:50,960
Like that it was just CGI.

2029
01:45:50,960 --> 01:45:53,040
Yeah, I doubt it.

2030
01:45:53,040 --> 01:45:54,040
Yeah.

2031
01:45:54,040 --> 01:45:55,040
Um, I don't know.

2032
01:45:55,040 --> 01:45:59,440
I'm probably like an eight for costumes.

2033
01:45:59,440 --> 01:46:02,720
I think the outfits are good, like are really good.

2034
01:46:02,720 --> 01:46:06,200
They look solid, like really well built.

2035
01:46:06,200 --> 01:46:12,880
I think they should have gone with a, with a brighter, more vibrant green for Callum's

2036
01:46:12,880 --> 01:46:17,200
suit because it just looked red and black and I was like, that doesn't really fit with

2037
01:46:17,200 --> 01:46:18,200
the tone.

2038
01:46:18,200 --> 01:46:21,560
But yeah, when I was looking at pictures, like it's super green, like it's fricking

2039
01:46:21,560 --> 01:46:23,880
like Aquaman green.

2040
01:46:23,880 --> 01:46:25,280
Yeah.

2041
01:46:25,280 --> 01:46:27,460
So yeah.

2042
01:46:27,460 --> 01:46:28,460
So eight.

2043
01:46:28,460 --> 01:46:29,460
Yep.

2044
01:46:29,460 --> 01:46:30,460
Yeah.

2045
01:46:30,460 --> 01:46:31,460
All right.

2046
01:46:31,460 --> 01:46:32,460
Last up, we got personal score.

2047
01:46:32,460 --> 01:46:33,460
Who's going first?

2048
01:46:33,460 --> 01:46:36,480
Who do you want to go first?

2049
01:46:36,480 --> 01:46:40,560
Um, I think I went last first last time.

2050
01:46:40,560 --> 01:46:42,560
So you want to go?

2051
01:46:42,560 --> 01:46:44,680
Uh, right out of the gate.

2052
01:46:44,680 --> 01:46:47,280
I'm like maybe a 77.

2053
01:46:47,280 --> 01:46:54,240
Hey, like listen, this wasn't a horrible Christmas movie.

2054
01:46:54,240 --> 01:46:56,160
It was like, it could have been more fun.

2055
01:46:56,160 --> 01:47:01,480
It could have been better written and whatnot, but I think like overall it was just, it was

2056
01:47:01,480 --> 01:47:02,480
plain.

2057
01:47:02,480 --> 01:47:06,600
It was just a very average Christmas movie.

2058
01:47:06,600 --> 01:47:16,400
And as much as I wanted to enjoy this more, like I, I had a decent enough time with it

2059
01:47:16,400 --> 01:47:21,640
for me to look on this a little bit more favorably than anything.

2060
01:47:21,640 --> 01:47:22,640
You know what?

2061
01:47:22,640 --> 01:47:23,640
77 seems high.

2062
01:47:23,640 --> 01:47:26,440
Dude, I was thinking that, cause that like took me back.

2063
01:47:26,440 --> 01:47:30,080
I'm just like, dude, am I actually going to be lower than Caleb on this one?

2064
01:47:30,080 --> 01:47:36,840
Dude, I'm sitting here just looking at the 77 and I'm like, that doesn't feel right.

2065
01:47:36,840 --> 01:47:38,000
Oh gosh.

2066
01:47:38,000 --> 01:47:41,560
I might be like, okay.

2067
01:47:41,560 --> 01:47:44,320
Average is, my average is 75.

2068
01:47:44,320 --> 01:47:51,040
I might be a hair below 73, 73 feels better on my, on my body.

2069
01:47:51,040 --> 01:47:52,040
Oh, fair.

2070
01:47:52,040 --> 01:47:58,840
I was like, yeah, that was the one score I was sitting here just like, dude, that, no.

2071
01:47:58,840 --> 01:48:00,480
Oh wow.

2072
01:48:00,480 --> 01:48:01,480
Okay.

2073
01:48:01,480 --> 01:48:02,480
All right.

2074
01:48:02,480 --> 01:48:05,800
Now I feel a little better about my score 73, 73.

2075
01:48:05,800 --> 01:48:09,000
So I'm just slightly above Caleb by one.

2076
01:48:09,000 --> 01:48:16,080
I'm at 74, even though I was going to be a couple of points behind him at first.

2077
01:48:16,080 --> 01:48:17,080
Yeah.

2078
01:48:17,080 --> 01:48:20,440
So, you know, like this wasn't, it was all right.

2079
01:48:20,440 --> 01:48:24,680
Like, you know, like it wasn't as bad as I feel like a lot of people have said it was,

2080
01:48:24,680 --> 01:48:25,680
it wasn't God awful.

2081
01:48:25,680 --> 01:48:26,680
Wasn't horrible.

2082
01:48:26,680 --> 01:48:31,800
It is, it is very watchable or, you know, not very watchable.

2083
01:48:31,800 --> 01:48:32,800
It's watchable.

2084
01:48:32,800 --> 01:48:33,800
There we go.

2085
01:48:33,800 --> 01:48:35,760
But I'm going to be honest.

2086
01:48:35,760 --> 01:48:39,960
I don't see myself watching this probably ever again.

2087
01:48:39,960 --> 01:48:41,520
Nope.

2088
01:48:41,520 --> 01:48:43,480
Like I had a decent enough time with it.

2089
01:48:43,480 --> 01:48:46,160
That's why it's getting a 74 personally.

2090
01:48:46,160 --> 01:48:51,800
You know, like I had a decent enough time watching Dwayne Johnson, Chris Evans, JK Simmons.

2091
01:48:51,800 --> 01:48:55,640
The acting was definitely not top notch for many of them.

2092
01:48:55,640 --> 01:49:01,040
But from start to finish, even though there was some stuff that could have been cut out,

2093
01:49:01,040 --> 01:49:02,040
it didn't need to be two hours.

2094
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:03,800
It could have easily been an hour and a half.

2095
01:49:03,800 --> 01:49:09,640
I still had a decent enough time that I'm, I am glad that I did check it out.

2096
01:49:09,640 --> 01:49:12,560
Like it definitely was not a great Christmas movie.

2097
01:49:12,560 --> 01:49:15,880
Like I said, I probably will never watch this movie again.

2098
01:49:15,880 --> 01:49:18,800
It's definitely not added to my Christmas movies.

2099
01:49:18,800 --> 01:49:24,360
I'll watch every single year, but I'm glad that I did watch it at least once.

2100
01:49:24,360 --> 01:49:26,120
So personal 74.

2101
01:49:26,120 --> 01:49:27,400
Hell yeah.

2102
01:49:27,400 --> 01:49:28,400
All right.

2103
01:49:28,400 --> 01:49:32,800
Going through these scores real quick, starting off with story.

2104
01:49:32,800 --> 01:49:41,600
We ended up averaging out to a 75 writing got one point lower sitting at a 74 acting

2105
01:49:41,600 --> 01:49:48,720
got a little bit lower sitting at a 70 character development got lower than that sitting at

2106
01:49:48,720 --> 01:49:50,320
a 69.

2107
01:49:50,320 --> 01:49:57,080
The effects got a pretty decent bump sitting at an 85.

2108
01:49:57,080 --> 01:49:59,960
The music was as plain as you can possibly get.

2109
01:49:59,960 --> 01:50:02,520
We gave that a five out of 10.

2110
01:50:02,520 --> 01:50:10,920
The costumes and the character design were also pretty decent point of this movie.

2111
01:50:10,920 --> 01:50:14,080
So we gave this an eight out of 10.

2112
01:50:14,080 --> 01:50:20,120
And then our personal score ended up averaging out to a 73.5.

2113
01:50:20,120 --> 01:50:28,400
So with that, the final Albrose letter grade for red one has come out to a a C.

2114
01:50:28,400 --> 01:50:29,960
Yeah, it's deserved.

2115
01:50:29,960 --> 01:50:32,000
Very much deserved.

2116
01:50:32,000 --> 01:50:33,000
Yeah.

2117
01:50:33,000 --> 01:50:35,880
Any, any higher, it would have felt.

2118
01:50:35,880 --> 01:50:41,080
Oh dude, if it got a C plus, I would have, I would have been honestly pretty mad.

2119
01:50:41,080 --> 01:50:42,080
Yeah.

2120
01:50:42,080 --> 01:50:45,880
And listen, it's right in the middle too.

2121
01:50:45,880 --> 01:50:46,880
Right where it belongs.

2122
01:50:46,880 --> 01:50:58,080
Yeah, so our cutoff for a C is 76% on the high end and 73 on the low end.

2123
01:50:58,080 --> 01:51:01,040
So this is sitting at a 75.

2124
01:51:01,040 --> 01:51:03,080
Okay.

2125
01:51:03,080 --> 01:51:06,160
Which actually puts it in a three way tie.

2126
01:51:06,160 --> 01:51:08,320
No shit.

2127
01:51:08,320 --> 01:51:09,440
Yeah.

2128
01:51:09,440 --> 01:51:16,000
So this puts it in a three way tie with Sabin's Power Rangers.

2129
01:51:16,000 --> 01:51:25,760
But we put this movie on the same level as Power Rangers, a movie that is to me a hundred

2130
01:51:25,760 --> 01:51:27,120
times better.

2131
01:51:27,120 --> 01:51:30,600
I think that was one that's we other people had input.

2132
01:51:30,600 --> 01:51:31,600
Okay.

2133
01:51:31,600 --> 01:51:32,600
All right.

2134
01:51:32,600 --> 01:51:41,080
Uh, except that this is also on the same level as strange world, which feels very on par.

2135
01:51:41,080 --> 01:51:42,840
Yeah.

2136
01:51:42,840 --> 01:51:49,480
I would give red one a little bump, but yeah, it's definitely on the same level.

2137
01:51:49,480 --> 01:51:52,000
Yeah, for sure.

2138
01:51:52,000 --> 01:51:57,280
But yeah, so it's sitting at a 75.18%.

2139
01:51:57,280 --> 01:52:02,400
So that puts it below venom.

2140
01:52:02,400 --> 01:52:03,400
The first one.

2141
01:52:03,400 --> 01:52:04,400
Okay.

2142
01:52:04,400 --> 01:52:05,400
Yeah, fair.

2143
01:52:05,400 --> 01:52:09,320
It is below the rise of Skywalker.

2144
01:52:09,320 --> 01:52:11,000
How do you feel about that?

2145
01:52:11,000 --> 01:52:15,840
I would actually rather watch rise of Skywalker than then read one.

2146
01:52:15,840 --> 01:52:16,840
All right.

2147
01:52:16,840 --> 01:52:17,840
Fair.

2148
01:52:17,840 --> 01:52:20,040
It is below Ant-Man and the Wasp.

2149
01:52:20,040 --> 01:52:21,040
Yeah.

2150
01:52:21,040 --> 01:52:22,040
Yeah, definitely.

2151
01:52:22,040 --> 01:52:23,040
All right.

2152
01:52:23,040 --> 01:52:27,600
It is below 2019 is the Adams family.

2153
01:52:27,600 --> 01:52:30,840
Yeah, I can agree with that.

2154
01:52:30,840 --> 01:52:33,560
And then it is below the Garfield movie.

2155
01:52:33,560 --> 01:52:36,760
Yeah, I think I'd rather watch the Garfield movie.

2156
01:52:36,760 --> 01:52:37,760
All right.

2157
01:52:37,760 --> 01:52:42,840
So it's going the opposite direction, it is sitting above surfs up.

2158
01:52:42,840 --> 01:52:45,360
Ooh, Sammy's not.

2159
01:52:45,360 --> 01:52:48,760
Yeah, that one is all on us too.

2160
01:52:48,760 --> 01:52:50,920
Oh man.

2161
01:52:50,920 --> 01:52:51,920
I forget.

2162
01:52:51,920 --> 01:52:52,920
I remember.

2163
01:52:52,920 --> 01:52:57,760
Um, I don't know if I told you this, I might have already, but fricking she had a work

2164
01:52:57,760 --> 01:53:04,160
party recently and they were having it at megaplex and she was telling me like, I really

2165
01:53:04,160 --> 01:53:08,720
hope that the movie they're not showing is not going to be read one turned out to be

2166
01:53:08,720 --> 01:53:09,720
elf.

2167
01:53:09,720 --> 01:53:16,080
Um, but yeah, no, I'm curious if she's checked read one out at all on a prime video.

2168
01:53:16,080 --> 01:53:17,080
I haven't asked her.

2169
01:53:17,080 --> 01:53:22,760
Um, but yes, I'm very curious how she's going to react to fricking coming in above surfs

2170
01:53:22,760 --> 01:53:23,760
up.

2171
01:53:23,760 --> 01:53:28,200
Yeah, it's also so read one is also sitting above Scoob.

2172
01:53:28,200 --> 01:53:31,440
Damn, we were that mean to Scoob.

2173
01:53:31,440 --> 01:53:33,440
I mean, it's not great.

2174
01:53:33,440 --> 01:53:37,400
You listen, a C movie is not horrible.

2175
01:53:37,400 --> 01:53:39,600
Yeah, fair enough.

2176
01:53:39,600 --> 01:53:44,760
Like Scoob is like, I've rewatched that a while ago.

2177
01:53:44,760 --> 01:53:45,760
It is a C movie.

2178
01:53:45,760 --> 01:53:46,760
Yeah.

2179
01:53:46,760 --> 01:53:47,760
Okay.

2180
01:53:47,760 --> 01:53:48,760
All right.

2181
01:53:48,760 --> 01:53:49,760
Uh, let's see.

2182
01:53:49,760 --> 01:53:51,360
It's also above salt burn.

2183
01:53:51,360 --> 01:53:53,160
Yeah, fair.

2184
01:53:53,160 --> 01:53:54,160
Definitely.

2185
01:53:54,160 --> 01:53:58,680
Uh, it is above tenacious D and the pick of destiny.

2186
01:53:58,680 --> 01:53:59,680
That's a tough one.

2187
01:53:59,680 --> 01:54:01,800
Yeah, I might disagree with that one.

2188
01:54:01,800 --> 01:54:07,200
Yeah, I think that one's one where like all the individual parts were really low.

2189
01:54:07,200 --> 01:54:10,400
Uh, our personal score was higher.

2190
01:54:10,400 --> 01:54:11,400
Okay.

2191
01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:12,400
Makes sense.

2192
01:54:12,400 --> 01:54:15,680
Uh, it is above the forever purge.

2193
01:54:15,680 --> 01:54:16,680
Fair enough.

2194
01:54:16,680 --> 01:54:17,680
Yeah.

2195
01:54:17,680 --> 01:54:19,840
And then it is above space jam and new legacy.

2196
01:54:19,840 --> 01:54:20,840
Yeah.

2197
01:54:20,840 --> 01:54:21,840
Okay.

2198
01:54:21,840 --> 01:54:22,840
Fair enough.

2199
01:54:22,840 --> 01:54:28,760
You know, speaking of the purge, like it's like, I still enjoy watching the first purge

2200
01:54:28,760 --> 01:54:33,080
and the forever purge, but it is definitely clear that after James DeMonaco stopped directing

2201
01:54:33,080 --> 01:54:35,960
them that they lost their luster a little bit.

2202
01:54:35,960 --> 01:54:37,960
They're, they weren't as enjoyable.

2203
01:54:37,960 --> 01:54:38,960
Yeah.

2204
01:54:38,960 --> 01:54:40,960
Just a hair.

2205
01:54:40,960 --> 01:54:41,960
Yeah.

2206
01:54:41,960 --> 01:54:47,000
Cause like fricking, I mean the, the, the purge, you know, I get, because it's basically

2207
01:54:47,000 --> 01:54:48,800
just a home invasion movie, but you know what?

2208
01:54:48,800 --> 01:54:51,920
They were just starting out and they didn't have that big of a budget, but fricking the

2209
01:54:51,920 --> 01:54:57,080
purge anarchy, especially the purge anarchy and the purge election year, both are like

2210
01:54:57,080 --> 01:55:00,280
they, they both established the rules of the purge.

2211
01:55:00,280 --> 01:55:03,720
Well, they dive into the lore of it very well.

2212
01:55:03,720 --> 01:55:07,880
Just love both of those movies, especially the purge anarchy is still my favorite purge

2213
01:55:07,880 --> 01:55:08,880
movie.

2214
01:55:08,880 --> 01:55:13,640
And it's just like the, the first purge and the forever purge do, do dive.

2215
01:55:13,640 --> 01:55:19,100
They do dive more into the lore of the purge, but just even though James DeMonaco stayed

2216
01:55:19,100 --> 01:55:24,640
on to help with writing, I think I still think he wrote the story and, or maybe, yeah, I

2217
01:55:24,640 --> 01:55:26,320
think he still wrote the story.

2218
01:55:26,320 --> 01:55:27,800
It's just him not directing them.

2219
01:55:27,800 --> 01:55:29,880
Like the, it, something's missing.

2220
01:55:29,880 --> 01:55:32,760
Sorry to go off on a tangent about the purge budgets.

2221
01:55:32,760 --> 01:55:34,800
I've been thinking about that recently.

2222
01:55:34,800 --> 01:55:37,240
I feel you.

2223
01:55:37,240 --> 01:55:39,600
I mean, for just from what I've watched, yeah.

2224
01:55:39,600 --> 01:55:42,680
Like you can definitely tell there's a vibe shift.

2225
01:55:42,680 --> 01:55:43,680
Yeah.

2226
01:55:43,680 --> 01:55:44,680
Yeah.

2227
01:55:44,680 --> 01:55:45,680
So that's where it's sitting.

2228
01:55:45,680 --> 01:55:48,480
I don't completely disagree.

2229
01:55:48,480 --> 01:55:52,640
The only one is like power Rangers definitely needs to be up a little bit more.

2230
01:55:52,640 --> 01:55:53,640
Yeah.

2231
01:55:53,640 --> 01:55:54,640
I definitely agree with that.

2232
01:55:54,640 --> 01:56:00,720
But that, like I said, that's one that we had other people's input.

2233
01:56:00,720 --> 01:56:02,080
Yeah.

2234
01:56:02,080 --> 01:56:07,680
So that could, that could be one that we revisit in the future and actually give it the grade

2235
01:56:07,680 --> 01:56:08,680
it deserves.

2236
01:56:08,680 --> 01:56:15,280
But yeah, anyway, you said you have nothing else to add to read one, didn't you?

2237
01:56:15,280 --> 01:56:16,280
Yeah.

2238
01:56:16,280 --> 01:56:17,280
Okay.

2239
01:56:17,280 --> 01:56:18,280
All right.

2240
01:56:18,280 --> 01:56:19,280
Well, I can.

2241
01:56:19,280 --> 01:56:20,280
Fair.

2242
01:56:20,280 --> 01:56:21,280
All right.

2243
01:56:21,280 --> 01:56:24,600
Well, if you like this episode and you want to listen to more of us, you can find us wherever

2244
01:56:24,600 --> 01:56:25,600
you listen to podcasts.

2245
01:56:25,600 --> 01:56:30,920
We are damn near everywhere unless that service has been discontinued.

2246
01:56:30,920 --> 01:56:31,920
They've been canceled.

2247
01:56:31,920 --> 01:56:35,720
But you can see who that has been.

2248
01:56:35,720 --> 01:56:36,720
Yeah.

2249
01:56:36,720 --> 01:56:39,840
But you can find us on iTunes, iTunes.

2250
01:56:39,840 --> 01:56:40,840
Wow.

2251
01:56:40,840 --> 01:56:42,800
Apple podcast, not iTunes.

2252
01:56:42,800 --> 01:56:43,800
I'm sorry.

2253
01:56:43,800 --> 01:56:48,920
Spotify, iHeartRadio, all, all those, all those.

2254
01:56:48,920 --> 01:56:53,920
If you want to check out our social media, you can do so.

2255
01:56:53,920 --> 01:56:58,800
We are at the All Bros on Twitter, Instagram, Tik Tok, Facebook.

2256
01:56:58,800 --> 01:57:04,520
If you want to check out our website, you can find it at the All Bros chant.

2257
01:57:04,520 --> 01:57:07,680
No, wait, no, that's about to say our email.

2258
01:57:07,680 --> 01:57:08,680
I'm sorry.

2259
01:57:08,680 --> 01:57:13,720
Our website is tinyurl.com forward slash the All Bros.

2260
01:57:13,720 --> 01:57:15,480
Is it the All Bros or All Bros channel?

2261
01:57:15,480 --> 01:57:16,680
I always forget.

2262
01:57:16,680 --> 01:57:17,680
Our email?

2263
01:57:17,680 --> 01:57:18,680
No, our website.

2264
01:57:18,680 --> 01:57:25,240
Oh, our website, tiny URL, tiny URL forward slash the All Bros.

2265
01:57:25,240 --> 01:57:26,480
Okay, thank you.

2266
01:57:26,480 --> 01:57:29,720
If you want to email us, it's the All Bros.

2267
01:57:29,720 --> 01:57:33,600
It's at the All Bros channel at gmail.com.

2268
01:57:33,600 --> 01:57:34,600
There we go.

2269
01:57:34,600 --> 01:57:35,600
Yeah, got it.

2270
01:57:35,600 --> 01:57:41,160
If you want to check out our merch store where you can pick up some cool ass designs that

2271
01:57:41,160 --> 01:57:46,920
Caleb makes every single week, blown away every single week by what he's able to create,

2272
01:57:46,920 --> 01:57:53,400
you can do so at tpublic.com forward slash user forward slash the All Bros channel.

2273
01:57:53,400 --> 01:58:01,880
Next week or the following week, just depends on how our Christmas schedules align.

2274
01:58:01,880 --> 01:58:05,560
So next week's episode, we haven't decided what we're going to do.

2275
01:58:05,560 --> 01:58:10,360
We're going to do Sonic the Hedgehog 3, of course, but just it might come out either

2276
01:58:10,360 --> 01:58:16,880
the week after Christmas or the Monday after Christmas or the Monday after New Year's.

2277
01:58:16,880 --> 01:58:19,160
We'll see.

2278
01:58:19,160 --> 01:58:22,200
Yeah, so there, yeah.

2279
01:58:22,200 --> 01:58:25,360
So there maybe is a skipped week.

2280
01:58:25,360 --> 01:58:26,920
Yeah, like this.

2281
01:58:26,920 --> 01:58:28,720
So this one's coming out the 23rd.

2282
01:58:28,720 --> 01:58:30,640
So this is like right before Christmas.

2283
01:58:30,640 --> 01:58:32,040
So Merry Christmas, everyone.

2284
01:58:32,040 --> 01:58:33,040
Yes, Merry Christmas.

2285
01:58:33,040 --> 01:58:34,040
Happy holidays.

2286
01:58:34,040 --> 01:58:35,040
Yeah.

2287
01:58:35,040 --> 01:58:41,820
And Happy New Year if we just happen to push it or Sonic the Hedgehog.

2288
01:58:41,820 --> 01:58:46,640
So Sonic the Hedgehog, is it going to be the next episode or it's going to be the first

2289
01:58:46,640 --> 01:58:48,400
episode of the year?

2290
01:58:48,400 --> 01:58:49,400
Yes.

2291
01:58:49,400 --> 01:58:50,960
So one of the two.

2292
01:58:50,960 --> 01:58:57,440
It is very up in the air because our adult lives are chaos.

2293
01:58:57,440 --> 01:59:04,120
So yeah, if it does get pushed to the New Year, like seriously, happy holidays to everyone.

2294
01:59:04,120 --> 01:59:05,360
Happy New Year.

2295
01:59:05,360 --> 01:59:08,760
Thanks for another year of listening to us.

2296
01:59:08,760 --> 01:59:15,880
It's been another great year doing this podcast with Caleb and can't wait to do it all over

2297
01:59:15,880 --> 01:59:18,560
again in 2025.

2298
01:59:18,560 --> 01:59:19,560
Hell yeah.

2299
01:59:19,560 --> 01:59:24,120
But yeah, that's that's that's this episode.

2300
01:59:24,120 --> 01:59:29,440
I'm Jonathan and I'm Caleb and we will see you guys next time.

2301
01:59:29,440 --> 01:59:30,440
See you.

2302
01:59:30,440 --> 01:59:46,080
Deuces.