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What is up bros? I'm Caleb and I'm Jonathan and we are a couple of bros on a mission to

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give you guys the most detailed movie reviews out there with as little bias as possible.

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Welcome to the all bros. This week on the podcast we are going to be updating you guys

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and what we've been watching this week in our weekly watch segment. And then we are

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going to get right into our breakdown of Moana 2. Yeah. Yeah. Which I just saw today as of

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the day that we're recording. So same here. I am very fresh off of this. You saw it today?

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Yeah. I would have sworn I got that message from you that it was good last night. No,

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I sent it this afternoon. Oh, did you really? Yeah. I don't know what. No, dude, like literally

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I just told you like a half hour ago, like, oh, I was going to watch the first one. My

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original plan was to watch this second one last night, but I decided to just push it

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to see on five, but Tuesday and watch the first one again Monday night. But that didn't

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happen and then just and just still saw more to today. So, okay. Yeah, I just checked or

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double check. I think I got it confused with a different message. Okay. Oh, man. But yeah.

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So we'll we'll get right into that breakdown. But yeah. So with that, let's say we get right

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platforms. You know what I forgot to do? What's that? Upload the freaking slides. I knew I

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was missing something. Oh shit. I am freaking dumb. Can you upload them once you've started?

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We're about to find out. Okay. Oh, man. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can. Okay. Phew. But anyway,

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so that gets pulled up. You want to tell everyone what you've been doing? Yeah. So for me for

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weekly watches, me and my buddy Ryan wanted to meet up and go to the movies since it had

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been I think, like a month or so since we'd met up outside of work. And so we decided

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to go see Gladiator 2. But before that, I had never seen Gladiator. Just usually these

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kind of movies just aren't my thing. I don't know what it is. I'm not the biggest fan of

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I have like, you know, like Roman Empire, that kind of stuff. I mean, it I mean, shit

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looks really cool. But you know, like 300 Gladiator, these kind of movies, they're just

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not my thing. But usually when I actually do watch them, I still I end up doing. Oh

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my god, I end up enjoying them still. And it was the same case with both of these movies,

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honestly. First, first with Gladiator. I thought it was really good. Russell Crowe was amazing,

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as he always is. Russell Crowe is an amazing actor. But I was shocked to see a frickin

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young Joaquin Phoenix in here as the bad guy. And just as as he is amazing as Joker, he

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is amazing in this movie. I think personally, I think he stole the show from Russell Crowe.

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They're dead ass. But yeah, so the the story was good. The what? Freaking this guy went

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through like, holy shit, like, damn, like, I don't, you know what, I'm just gonna you

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know what this movie came out, what 24 years ago, I'm gonna spoil it. Who gives a shit?

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Fair enough. I won't spoil the sequel. But this one, I think is fine. Um, just what he

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goes through for how like, he's like, at the top, the frickin the the king is basically

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going to pass his mantle on to him. But then Joaquin Phoenix, his son, kill kills the king.

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And so he gets passed down to him. He basically, Russell Crowe gets stripped of everything

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his family is brutally murdered, murdered, and then hanged for his for him to stumble

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upon. And just he is thrown in as a Gladiator. All the shit that he has to go through, and

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then he dies a noble death at the end, like, just after he kills Joaquin Phoenix, his character,

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like, holy shit. Like, God damn, dude, I, I actually don't believe I've seen this movie

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all the way through before. Like, I've seen, I've seen like bits and pieces of the beginning,

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and I've seen bits and pieces of the end. So I'm kind of left to fill in the the middle.

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All right. But yeah, I've, I've never quite watched it in its entirety. I recommend it.

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I mean, are you a fan of these kind of movies? Roman Empire, gladiator kind of stuff. They're

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not my first choice of movies to watch. I kind of had the same relationship with them

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that I do with like, war movies. Like, I'm not super big into war movies, even though

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that's like one of my favorite. This is how weird I am, dude. I as much as I love watching

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or learning and reading about World War Two, or like any of the World Wars or either of

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the World Wars, probably any, anytime soon. But once I wrong, yeah, I'm very interested

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in learning about the World Wars. I love learning about like the Romans Spartans, like that

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type of, of era. I love the mythology of of Greece and all that good stuff. But for whatever

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reason, the movies don't quite get me. Like even the like, even though the myths or mythology

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movies don't really like spark an interest in me, even though I'm super interested in

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the mythology, it's just the movies themselves don't do it for me. So I don't know what it

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is. But I, I'm with you though. I enjoy it when I do watch it. But they're never my like,

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my go to.

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Oh, fair enough. Yeah, no. Um, yeah, like, if it weren't for Ryan wanting to go see the

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sequel, I probably maybe I would have watched this years down the road. I don't know. But

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you know, I'm glad I finally checked it out. 24 years later. I it's crazy how many frickin

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awards this one though, like frickin it swept the year. It came out for the Oscars. Like,

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oh yeah, damn. But yeah, no, no, good movie. Had a good time. The action was insane. A

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lot of blood, a lot of blood. If you can't handle blood, do don't watch these kind of

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movies because they are definitely raw. They definitely want you to know what it was like

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back then, which you know what I respect.

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Yeah. So for that, I feel gladiator. These kind of movies should be seen on the big screen.

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So I'd give it a $5 Tuesday.

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Fair.

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And then after seeing this went and saw gladiator to like I said with my buddy Ryan. And I had

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a really good time with this one. I think I might have actually liked it more than the

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first. Yeah. Yeah, like honestly. Yeah, the cast was fantastic. I forget the main guy's

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name. I feel bad. But Pedro Pascal is amazing. Oh my God. He's playing the human torch. Oh

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shit. I've Joseph Quinn. Yep. Yeah. So frickin him and his brother. I can't remember if they're

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in the movie. But him and his brother are now like the kings. I'm saying the right term,

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right? Like, is it still kings in this in this era? Yeah. Or it'd be like, okay, an

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emperor or something like that. I think it is emperor. Is it emperor? But I think so.

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Okay. I don't know. Maybe I could be wrong. I'm sure maybe someone will yell at us. Be

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like, can't believe you got that wrong. Yeah. But like, since it had been like so long since

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Maximus had died and all that stuff, like the Roman Empire is like still under. It's

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not as free as everybody wants it to be. It's under very how do I want to say this? Yeah.

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It's under. There we go. It's under a certain power that I'm not going to touch upon because

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don't want to talk about that kind of stuff here. But anyway, so it's under Joseph Quinn

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and his brother and frickin both of them are like one's more insane than the other. But the way

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that they rule is so entertaining. And I frickin loved both of their performances, especially

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and I feel bad for forgetting their names, but the brother that was not Joseph Quinn,

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he was frickin off the rails and I loved him for it. Denzel Washington was amazing as always. I

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mean, Denzel, come on. And just yeah, like the action was on point. Kept my attention from

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start to finish. Really, really solid sequel. I mean, it's insane that it had been 24 years

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in between the this and the first one. But I know, right? But they do a good job though,

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at continuing the story. And I love that. Like if you, I mean, it's going to be all confusing as

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hell if you haven't seen the first one. So like, if you ever do plan on watching this one, do

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watch the first one because you're going to be lost, man. Okay. Yeah. I was actually just about

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to ask you like how important is it that you watch the first? Very, especially with the main

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character. Yeah, you definitely want to know the past. Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. But frickin,

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the opening credits is like a retelling of the first one and super cool. It looks badass,

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but like, you know, like there's no like audio or anything. So like, I understood it. Ryan understood

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it. But like, I can think like anyone that's never seen the first one, they're just like,

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what the hell is going on? Oh, man. I'm so glad you said something because that's a move or this is

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a movie that Brielle has been wanting to watch for a while. And I like, I want to take her to it.

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But I was, yeah. Okay. So good. I refresh your course for everyone. Yeah. Because like,

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I looked it up a couple days ago, a couple days before we're going to go see it. And I'm just like,

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okay, do you need to see the first one? And someone pointed out. So I got two answers. One's just

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like, Oh, no, like, you know, like, maybe just know, like the characters from the first one,

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you'll be fine. And then the other one's just like, no, you need to understand where those

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characters came from, where that first one took them to, and why it sets up where these characters

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come into place. And yeah, it really does. Because you're going to be lost as all hell when you see

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some familiar faces and you're just like, who the f is that? Okay, I guess a sorry, a familiar face.

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I don't I think there was just one character that came back from the first one. Okay, cool. Cool.

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I'm so glad you said something about that. I would have gone in and be like, yo, what?

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What? But yeah, no, I'd give gladiator to the same as the first $5 Tuesday, these are

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for how like frickin amazing the set pieces are the action. Coolest hell. Like I feel these are

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movies that I don't say need to be like full price, but like at least see it on a big screen.

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And go for a $5 Tuesday. Okay. So that's all I got though, for weekly watch. Caleb, what you got?

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So for those of you that didn't listen last week, I've been knocking out

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Doctor Who, I am finally caught up a little ahead of schedule. I thought I was going to be,

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I thought, listen, I thought I had more. I didn't realize the second season, the of the

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of Jodie Whitaker's Doctor, I didn't realize that was going to be so short. And then the

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the specials were also like a little over an hour long. So I knocked it out pretty quick.

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But yeah, so I finished that and I am actually 100% caught up on Doctor Who now.

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I love the new guy that's playing him. I think he's one of the best.

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One of the best, truly. Like his performance is so solid. I think that they're getting,

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they're touching the line of being a little too preachy, but I think they, they walk that line

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fairly well. But just go, if you're going to go into it, just go in with that hesitation.

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But I don't think they've full blown cross that line other than the first

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special that with the return of Tenet, that special was very preachy and I didn't care for it.

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After that is fine. But yeah, so that's what I've been doing. And so today,

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after we got back from seeing Moana, we were trying to find a movie and I want to put something

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Christmasy on. So I turned on that Christmas, which just came out on the fourth. So this is

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literally as the day we are recording. This is like six days old and I didn't have the highest

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of hopes, but genuinely surprised. I think this is a very fun movie. I didn't quite finish it. I got

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probably three quarters of the way through it. So the only reason I'm talking about it today is

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because of how much fun that first portion was. Imagine if you ended up hating the ending. Oh my

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gosh, dude. Just kidding, guys. She gets enough of that to do. But no, this one's cool. It shows

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Santa kind of go like it's like begins with Santa kind of going crazy. And then it kind of sets up

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these characters with the kids and stuff and how everyone's Christmas kind of goes off the wall.

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Like one kid, his mom and dad are separated and so his dad's supposed to fly in for Christmas,

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ends up not being able to. So he's without his dad on Christmas, his mom works at a hospital,

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so she has to take off on Christmas day. And so he's basically left alone for Christmas. And so

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Santa knows that he's dealing with that. Then they got really interesting stories. Then they got one,

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like these twins. One of them's like really good and one of them's really naughty.

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And so and then Santa makes a mistake and accidentally delivers, like leaves nothing for

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the good twin, but leaves the presents for the naughty twin. And then like, yeah, and then shit

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goes crazy there. And then there's another like a group of children where their parents are

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all going to a wedding. But then a blizzard comes and hits and so their parents aren't able to

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get there for Christmas, like for Christmas morning. And they end up crashing their car

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and shit into a snowbank and aren't able to. Listen, they don't die. They're not able to

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get there for Christmas. They're not able to get there for Christmas. They're not able to get there

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for Christmas. And so they're like, well, they're stuck in the snowbank and aren't able to like,

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listen, they don't die. But they run their car off the road and are stuck and no emergency

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services are available and all this. So they're basically just chilling out in the van

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to no parents. And but Santa's left them like strategic gifts and like just to kind of help

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with their their Christmas holiday and stuff. And super fun. Like this this version of Santa's

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interesting. But I've liked it. I liked it a lot. I think it's very fun. Definitely gets you in the

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Christmas spirit. And it's very funnily written. Like some of the jokes that are in this are

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fantastic. So yeah, I'm giving this a stream it. This is definitely one better to watch at home

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with the family. It doesn't need a big screen, but still definitely worth checking out. Yeah.

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So that's all I got. Anything else for you on on weekly watch?

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No. Well, I mean, just speaking of watching, I can't remember. Did I

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talk to you about that new Snow White in the Seven Dwarfs trailer? Did I mention that all to you?

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I watched it.

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Dude, if you, you know, I don't know if Pinocchio was ever going to be a theatrical release, but

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it was a good call putting that on Disney+. I don't know who the hell thought that this should

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have been released in theaters or made it all personally. True. I think they rough. They're so

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bad. They're so fugly, dude. Oh my gosh. There was no world where accurate looking dwarves were going

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to be, we're going to work. No, not at all. Oh, man. And they're trying to mimic some of the shit

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that like the dwarves did in the OG, like with Dopey having the diamonds on his eyes and like,

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I'm like, dude, don't, don't. I swear, dude, they're going to freaking and it's going to look so weird.

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They're going to have bashful doing the classic. Oh, Gorsh. Oh, no, that's going to look so. Oh,

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God, so bad. That's going to be nightmare fuel. I'm calling it when bashful does that.

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Probably, probably. Dude, I'll even say this. I don't even think the mirror looks good.

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No, it doesn't. Like, I know that they were going for like super accurate, like,

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like a one for one. It didn't work. I don't know how the hell they made it. So it didn't work,

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but it did not work. Oh, man, dude. I project one of the biggest flops in Disney history. I'm calling

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it right now. That would not surprise me. I will be shocked in its opening weekend if it opens with

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above a two in front of it. Above a two. Yeah. So like if it gets above 20 million, it's going to

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be very shocked. Bold. But I also don't disagree. So we're calling it right now on the Albrecht's

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs when it opens in March is not going to make over 20 million

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dollars. OK, it's OK. It's not going to make like 30 million and above. It's going to be in the 20

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million range for opening weekend. So I'm going to be shocked. I'm going to be shocked. I'm going to

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be shocked. It's going to be in the 20 million range for opening weekend. OK, what's the budget

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for it? Oh, boy, it's pretty high, I think, for how many, you know, like reshoots they had to do.

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Let's see. Snow White, two, three. Why say two? I'll even make this bold and claim if it makes

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reasonable number 40 or 50. Yeah. Like, would 50 be like an outstanding box office? Probably.

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Like, but I don't know, because the budget is I mean, the budget's pretty high. What was the

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budget between 240 and 269 million? Oh, damn, they're so screwed. Yeah, so screwed.

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All right. What is like what's this? What's the super average opening weekend?

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Because like if you're if you're like Disney, an average would be about 50 million. You like the

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goal is always especially if it's like a movie coming out around the holidays, it's a known

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property like your goal would be like 100 million above. Right. And so, yeah, like with like other

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movies, like average would probably be I would say like 30 to 40 million for an opening. OK.

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How about this? If it ends up making over excuse me, over 40 on its opening weekend,

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we will we will break it down. I hate you.

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Do you want to up to 50 like we can up to 50? Yeah, can we? OK, so if it makes above 50 million

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dollars on its opening weekend only, not total, not total opening weekend only, we will suffer

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through that movie for you guys. Otherwise, we will probably just wait for it to come to streaming

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and also probably wait for a period of time where we have nothing else to do. That will be the

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biggest I refuse to see it any other day but five dollar Tuesday movie I've ever seen. It's like

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I'll be hitting them with coupons like I have not put any money towards this goddamn dude.

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Freaking whenever Cinemark as I'm checking out, like if I'm doing it on five dollar Tuesdays

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and they're just like, oh, do you want to use your movie credit? I'm like, no. Why do I want to use

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a movie credit on a freaking five dollar Tuesday movie? Like, no, I'm going to save that for when

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I go to freaking see either a late night or an XT showing. Yeah, no joke. But yeah, I will.

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We can make that claim. So that'll be the deal. If it makes above 50 or did we say 50 or do we stick

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with 40? 45? Yeah, sure. Let's meet in the middle. Meet in the middle. 45. All right. I'm going to

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make a note of that. So if Snow White makes above 45 mil opening weekend, we have to break it down.

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Oh, no. When does Snow White open? March something. Let's find out.

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So there's the release date. March 21st. March 21st. OK. So yeah, we will get back to you guys.

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That's March 21st. Wait. Oh, so by the time we record on the 25th,

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we will that will be like the result. What? Hold the frickin bone. No, no.

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Do you know who the director is? Who? Mark Webb. Mark Webb. The guy that did the two

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Amazing Spider-Man movies. Dude. Yeah. Oh, no. No. Why, Mark? Why? How did you get suckered into

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that? Disney money, man. Does that mean we're getting Amazing Spider-Man 3? Was that his

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dealmaker? Was that the train? Oh, no. Because I'll accept those terms.

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Yeah. So if Snow White comes out the 21st, we will be able to come back. When does like the

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technical opening weekend stop? Does that end Sunday? Yeah. So it'd be the 21st through the

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23rd. OK. So we record on the 25th that week. So we will be able to come back like immediately.

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Or if we're ball. Oh, if we're ballsy enough. No. If it makes over the 45, then we record Snow White

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on the 25th. Like whatever the episode is. So like that episode would get released March 31st.

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So whatever March 31st is, like whatever that episode is will be like basically the results of

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our little bet that we. Yeah. OK. Oh, no. Gosh, dude. Dude, how much are you going to stress if it

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makes if it's like sitting at 44 when you go to sleep Sunday night? Thanks for the question.

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I mean, I guess not, thankfully, because, you know, I literally it's like the thing that I look

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forward to every single Sunday movie math with Grace Randolph. And so by usually Sunday morning,

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like mid morning, early afternoon, they actually will know how it's going to end up. Like they're

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they're really good at projecting that kind of shit. So like I'll be sure to text you.

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Sunday by noon your time. I'm going to. Yeah. I fully expect to get cussed out that day.

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You son of a bitch. Oh, man. That will be fun. That will be. Yeah. Just now that we've got a bet,

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at least there's something worth looking forward to when it comes to that movie. Fair enough.

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Holy shit. All right. All right. Well, let's say we get into this this week's breakdown.

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Let's do it. Hell yeah. All righty. Like we said, this week's breakdown is going to be a lot more

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exciting. All righty. Like we said this week, we will be breaking down Moana to not it's not

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a Christmas movie, but we're in the Christmas spirit right now. So that's why I got we got

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the Christmas theme going on. Yeah. Yeah. So I thought you were going to say that we said that

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they were that we were doing a Christmas movie this week. And I swear we'd said that we were

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doing Moana, too. I thought. Yeah. I don't know. I just with all the other movies that we were doing,

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like, I don't think Sonic 3 is going to end up being a Christmas movie. Hey, you never know.

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I I know. Like maybe surprised there. But yeah, I mean, we got frickin Moana. We got

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a Kraven next week and then we're doing Sonic sometime after. Yeah. Like to be determined.

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Yes. But yeah, like no Christmas movies this year. And last year we had some like we had

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some good movies. I think we did a couple of new ones. Yeah, I think we did. I mean, dude,

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honestly, the only what the only Christmas movies that I can think of that came out this year in

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theaters were Red One and wasn't the best Christmas pageant ever or something. Yeah. Yeah.

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That's that's all I can think of. I heard one sucked and the air was actually decent. Like it

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was good. So I'm assuming Red One sucked. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I've heard like like critics

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destroyed it, but critics can go shove it up their ass. I know. But then like audience were just like,

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oh, you know, it actually it wasn't that bad. But frickin so Sammy was telling me that her company

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was having a holiday party and they were showing a movie at Megaplex. And so, you know, they brought

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all all the employees to Megaplex and they were going to show a Christmas movie. She was telling

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me, I pray that it is not Red One. Was that today? No, this was a couple of weeks ago. A couple of

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weeks ago. What movie was it? It was Elf, actually. Oh, yeah. The sigh of relief.

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It would be so funny if it was Red One. You just hear a collective, God damn it.

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Coming from. I get a Snapchat from her. This is bullshit. Oh, man.

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All right. Well, if you are new to our breakdown system, we have split movies into eight different

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categories that we individually score to come to a final Albrose letter grade. The eight categories

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that we score are story writing, acting, character development, effects, music, costumes. And we give

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it our own personal score with this being an animated movie, though we will be replacing

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effects with animation and then costumes will be replacing with character design.

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So with that, if you have not seen Moana 2, spoilers ahead. And I think this is one that

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could be easily spoiled. Yes. Like, I'm glad that I didn't see any clips online before I

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went and saw it. The only thing that like, and I had swiped really fast on TikTok from it was

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someone was showcasing the villain song, but I've never swiped faster in my life.

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we are going to begin in this spoiler territory here. Yes. So if you listen beyond this point,

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on the other hand, and anything spoiled for you, it's your own damn fault. Yeah. Damn right.

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Yeah. So we will be posting that spoiler warning now. You have been probably the first

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to hear a spoiler warning. I'm sorry. I was going to say, I apologize right now if I mess

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up some of these names. Dude, when I was watching this, I'm like, this reading with Rose is going

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to be incredible. Screw you, man. We don't want to turn it into a reading with Caleb.

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Not with this movie. Oh, well, that brings us to our favorite segment that we like to call

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reading with Rose. All right. Three years after her adventure with the demigod Maui and the island

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goddess Te Fiti, Moana spends her days exploring other islands near her home island of Mata Nui

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in the hope of finding people connected to the ocean. In a vision, her ancestor Tatua Vasa

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reveals why none of those people are connected anymore. The malicious storm god Nalo wanted

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power over the mortals, so he sunk a legendary island called Mata Fitu,

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which connected all islands down to the depths of the ocean.

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Tauta, you know what? I'm just going to say it how I think it is. Tauta?

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Further warns that the people of the island are connected to the ocean.

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Yeah. Further warns that the people of Mata Nui will go extinct in the future if Moana cannot

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find a way to raise Mata Fitu. She assembles a crew of people from Mata Nui, clever craft woman

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Loto, historian and Maui fanboy Mone, and grumpy elderly farmer. So it says Kiki, but I'm seeing

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like in cast listing, it's Keely, I think. I can tell you his name for the life of me.

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Let me double check. Like even with it in the movie, dude. No dude, I was the same way.

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I was so bad with names. Yeah, on the cast list it says it's Keely.

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So okay, I go with Keely. I assume Wikipedia is wrong. Yeah. So grumpy elderly farmer Keely,

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alongside her pet pig and rooster Pua and Heihei, to follow the path of a meteor across the ocean

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towards Mata Fitu. It's Mata Fitu, right? No, Mata Fitu? Yeah. Okay. I love how I said like,

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oh yeah, I'm not going to ask. I'm just going to say it how I think it is. Meanwhile, Maui is

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seeking Mata Fitu himself since he had a previous quarrel with Nalo, but he is captured by Nalo's

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enforcer Mataji. Sure, Mataji. Mataji. Mataji. Maui is reluctant to contact Moana as he fears she may

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not survive if she comes to help. Moana and her crew are captured by the Kakamora, a tribe of

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savage coconut-like pirates previously encountered by Moana, who reveal that Nalo's actions against

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Mata Fitu had caused them to be disconnected from their home island. One member of the Kakamora,

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Koutou, helps the crew paralyze a gargantuan monster clam inside of which is Mataji's lair.

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I really hope I don't have to say that word again, but I probably will have to.

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Yeah, a few times. God damn it. While the crew finds Maui, Moana meets Mataji and learns that

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she is not happy serving Nalo, she helps Moana escape and reunite with Maui and her friends

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before sending them to where Nalo is. Maui warns that Nalo's realm is deadlier compared to the

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mortal realm and that fighting him will spell certain death for mere mortals. Nalo's monsters

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ambush the group, damaging their raft and washing them ashore on an isolated island. Moana begins to

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despair, but Maui encourages her to keep on going. With Moana revitalized, the group plans to have

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Maui raze the island so that Moana can touch it, as that is the only way to restore Mata Fitu

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and stop Nalo. Her crew repairs her raft, but when the group ventures forth to confront Nalo,

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they encounter a gigantic storm. Moana, realizing that Nalo is trying to stop the humans from

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breaking the curse, asks Maui to lift the island enough for her to touch it. As Maui begins to pull

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up the island with his giant hook, Nalo strips Maui of his demigod status with a lightning bolt.

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Moana, in a moment of desperation, dives into the ocean to touch the island underwater.

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Just as Moana succeeds, Nalo's lightning bolt kills her. Maui jumps in after her body and,

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with a magical chant, summons the spirits of Tatui, Vasa, and Moana's ancestors, including

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her grandmother Tala, who help revive her as a demigoddess, with Moana gaining a Wayfinder's

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Tatu. Maui, having also regained his powers as a demigod, finally razes Mata Fitu and helps

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Moana reconnect the people with the ocean. The crew returns home to Mata Nui, leading a flotilla

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of the peoples of the ocean, and a celebration is held in Moana's honor. In a mid-credit scene,

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Nalo plans his revenge and is about to punish Mataji for helping Moana when the giant crab,

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Tamatoa, arrives to join his cause. Oh man, that was a mouthful.

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Oh yeah, that was fun. Oh man, dude, this was so good.

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It was. Yeah, I don't get the hatred. I really don't. People are calling this a bad sequel. No,

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this is a very good sequel. A very good sequel. Dude, this got me, this got me hit, like it

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freaking hit my heartstrings something awful a few times. Dude, same here. Like, yeah, like, first of

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all, Moana's little sister, oh my gosh, she was so adorable. Oh my, dude, I would die for her. I love

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when Maui got to Mata Nui, and she immediately freaking grabs his ear, and he's like, yep,

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that's the one. Oh, so great. Oh, she was so freaking cute. But dude, like, this story was

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rock solid. Like, I wasn't sure where they were going to go with this, because it's just like,

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all right, you've kind of, like, where are we going here? Like, you've restored Te Fiti,

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and like, I didn't even think or like consider that there would be like other gods and stuff.

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with there being other, like other people out there, like other tribes. I don't know if they did.

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Yeah, so like, I think that's a great idea for a sequel, and how, because if they don't discover

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that, that will literally kill Mata Nui, Mata Nui? Mata Nui. Mata Nui, thank you. And literally,

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that will just be the end of their story. The fact that it's, you know, Moana has to listen to this

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call from the ancestors, bring not only her tribe together, but try to find all these other ones,

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is really solid story. And I love that this time she didn't go alone. Like, don't, don't get me wrong,

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I love that the first one is just Moana and Maui, like, love that. But I loved the three

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additions that they had when it came to the team, because all of them were great.

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Yeah. You know, this, like the vibe it gave me, it was like the same vibe that I got from

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Buzz's team in Lightyear. Yeah, that's true. Like that, that's just like the total vibe that I got

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from everyone. And it was so much fun. Like you got your cranky elder, you got like your super

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excited, like, like smart person. You got your, your, your big imbecile. And then, yeah. And then

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your main like leader, obviously being Moana. Like it is so much fun, dude. It was so much fun.

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And I love that. I love that there his or her team is the one that ran into Maui first.

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Like I thought that was a creative little snippet. And that it was, it was Hey Hey,

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that gave it away that it was Moana. I loved watching, gosh, forget his name.

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Sorry, one second. Is it the fanboy? Yeah, Mony. I love it. Freaking just yeah, fanboying over Maui.

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Freaking like already had all those drawings ready. And freaking when the the tinkerer or the,

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yeah, let's call her, I forget her name too. I'm sorry. Loto, how she is able to create a new sale

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once she kind of hits the fan. And Moana's just like, Oh, yeah, thank you so much. And she's like,

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don't thank me. Thank freaking Mony for having all these drawings ready to go.

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Dude, that was freaking perfect. I love that like Maui finally got like the person he was

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expecting to save him from the ocean. Yeah. So good. And, oh man, like I loved it, dude. Like

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the story was so much fun. It made sense. It felt like it had stakes to it. It did. Like, especially

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because like you pointed out with the first one, there was didn't seem like there was a lot of

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places that you could go. And the fact that this was a Disney plus series at first, but then they

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decided, you know, we have a solid enough story here that I think that we can actually make this

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into a full blown sequel and absolutely agree. I think this was the best call that they could have

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made. And so most sequels, I feel they can be hit and miss. And some don't do a great job of continuing

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the story. They usually are just doing the sequels to one, two, three, four, five, six,

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and one make more money. And also, so you can see these characters you love. This was one of those

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sequels that like personally, it's not like one of the greatest sequels I've ever seen, but

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it has a good story. You see a lot of familiar faces. Like I freaking smiled hard when Moana

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and Maui got reunited. Loved seeing those characters together again. Yeah. And so like

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the story to me, while not as, you know, strong, maybe as the first one,

366
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:42,040
it's still a worthy follow-up to that one. It's still a very solid, good sequel story-wise.

367
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:51,800
Just, yeah, like I agree with Cale. Don't really have any problems. Just really solid story,

368
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:58,200
bleh, solid story for a sequel. Like bravo. Like this is how you do a continuation.

369
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:06,760
Yeah. Like they tied in enough of the first that that was super fun. Like when they brought the

370
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:16,120
Kakamora back in, I was like, dude, I love these guys. And I just, I love them. Sorry. Before like,

371
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:24,920
you know, like they, you know, he's, oh my God, I'm going to get these names. Mone,

372
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:31,720
he, you know, like he tells the story of what they're seeing. Like, you know, they pull it up

373
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:39,080
and he's just like, oh yeah, that's just fan fiction. That was so good. Oh man. There's also

374
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:44,200
another line that I'll point out with writing, but I'm just like, hey, I really liked that fourth

375
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:53,080
wall break. That was good. Dude. I love the Kakamora like in this. And dude, when he, when that one that

376
00:46:53,080 --> 00:47:03,480
was with him, what was his name? Kotu. When he freaking cut the rope, I was like, yo, this

377
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:13,080
it's going hard. Yeah. Like, yeah, that was insane. Dude. I love that. Like, cause like you didn't know

378
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,920
like, or he didn't like, no one knew like they just thought that they were going to get eight.

379
00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:24,520
Like no one fricking knew that that was going to happen. Like he sacrificed himself and this

380
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:33,080
fricking like band of like basically incompetent people for the sake of his whole, um, of his,

381
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:42,040
of his people. And I'm like mad respect, bro. Yeah. True that dude. And also the fricking

382
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:51,320
poison, hilarious. Yeah, that was great. Yeah. It was the, the fricking love that they were trying to

383
00:47:51,320 --> 00:48:00,760
like explain the situation to like, to Moana and the team and they're like limp. And so they're all

384
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:08,840
being like held up by the, the Kakamora and I thought that was so funny. And then the, the fricking

385
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:21,560
like slime of that creature and the snot of it or both the antidote and the, the, the, the poison,

386
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:28,360
the toxin, whatever. Yeah. I love that dude. I thought that was so funny. Yeah, that was hilarious.

387
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:35,400
Oh man. Like I love when it sneezed at any time it got, when it got Kakamora, they just like,

388
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:43,720
they freeze and just drop. Oh, that was so funny. So fricking funny. And then I found the,

389
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:55,560
the, the bat lady. What, what was her name? The, um, Matanji. Yeah. I found her little story and

390
00:48:55,560 --> 00:49:03,720
like her connection to Moana to be super interesting. Yes, definitely. Like I would

391
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:09,000
say, I was afraid that she was going to be just like some other like stereotypical bad guy,

392
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:15,320
which it's honestly same. I was, no, so I was, I was waiting for her to fricking like, um,

393
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:24,120
turn against Moana, but like, not helping you. Yeah. I'm so glad that didn't happen. Yeah. It

394
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:31,560
was the, uh, it was kind of like another like mini Te Fiti twists. Yeah.

395
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And I love that. I like that, that Nalo is the only one that has like that stereotypical like

396
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:45,640
bad guy vibe that, oh, I just hate humans. Like I hope they like, I hope they come up with a good

397
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:52,040
reason for him to hate humans. And it's not just like, he just feels like he's been that they're

398
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:58,840
beneath him or some bullshit like that. Like I want him to have like a genuine reason to hate.

399
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:07,480
No, I'm, I agree. Um, I'll bet you money that they'll announce Moana three, um, either early

400
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:15,320
by the end of this year or early next year for how successful that the sequel was, or honestly still

401
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:24,120
is fricking 600 million and less than a month. Um, yeah, like Moana three is Moana three is

402
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:30,680
inevitable. Like come on. Oh yeah. And they set it up flawlessly. Like here it's like, all right,

403
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:39,000
now we know what, where it can go from here. Yeah. So I, I'm super glad that, that they were able to

404
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:47,640
pull that off because like, like we said with the first, it's just like, okay, where do we go?

405
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:53,880
Yeah. And I don't think the teaser did this movie justice whatsoever. Yeah, I would agree.

406
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:59,960
Like, like it wasn't bad. Like, like none of the trailers I feel were bad. Oh, no, no, no. It's

407
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:07,960
just like, they were so vague. Yeah. Which I mean, personally now after seeing it, uh, that might

408
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:13,560
have been a good thing because I liked walking into this movie and being as surprised as I was

409
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:18,200
for how the story unfolded. So cause I can appreciate the marketing team for that.

410
00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:29,240
Yeah. Um, dude, making Moana, uh, Demi goddess stroke of genius. That was so freaking bad ass.

411
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:38,120
Oh, freaking when her tattoo appeared, I'm just like, ah, hell yeah. Like that is awesome. Nope.

412
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:47,880
Um, I was, I was curious how they were going to handle Maui though. Like I was, cause when his

413
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:55,400
tattoos disappeared, I was like, okay, like, here we go. Yeah. Is Moana going to be the one to raise

414
00:51:55,400 --> 00:52:02,520
the island or, but, uh, yeah, I think they handled that fricking beautifully. Uh, I wish they would

415
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:07,800
have been a little bit more clear about what her, uh, about her, uh, about her, uh, about her,

416
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:15,560
uh, abilities were. That's fair. Um, hopefully they, uh, touch more upon than the third one.

417
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:20,760
Yeah. Cause it seemed like all she did was she stuck her or in the water and then it just kind

418
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:27,160
of lit a pathway. Yeah. And I'm like, okay, cool. She was already navigating by the stars though.

419
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:35,480
True. So like she's got to have some more perks now that she's a Demi God, right? Like, come on.

420
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:43,080
Yeah. Like is the ocean a little bit better or like easier to control or something like that? Like

421
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:51,240
does she not need the wind? Like we got some questions here. Yeah. But giving her, uh,

422
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:58,680
just like a super magic Dow or was awesome. Yeah. Just love her. Perfection.

423
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:07,560
Absolute perfection. I'm so, I'm so glad that they did that. Same here. Um, but yeah, like this was

424
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:17,080
very well paced. Like there, there were like no real slow moments. And I feel like the moments

425
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:27,320
that I would, I would have normally considered slow, they were able to make seem faster paced

426
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:34,760
than they were. No, that's fair. Like, um, when it comes to the first one, love the first one.

427
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:40,360
Um, I feel one moment that I feel like maybe the movie just slows down a little bit. And maybe it's

428
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:47,560
just cause I don't love the song is, uh, when we're introduced to, um, shit, what's the crab's name

429
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:56,280
again? Oh, and the first, yeah. Uh, Toma Toa, Toma Toa. Thank you. Um, when we're introduced to him

430
00:53:56,280 --> 00:54:00,920
and, you know, the, do the whole shiny song, the movie kind of slows down and stops for me a little

431
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:07,320
bit. Maybe it's just, I don't love that scene, um, or that song. Whereas with this movie, kind of,

432
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:13,800
you know, like back in a cave got, got the villains song going on. Maybe it's just because I liked her

433
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:21,640
song better than, um, his at no point did it feel like, oh, okay. Like the movie's taken a halt for

434
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:27,880
me. Can we, can we pick it back up again? Like let, let's, uh, let's start this ride back up again.

435
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:35,000
But it didn't feel that way. And the second one, dude, her song was sick. Easily my favorite of

436
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:43,720
the movie. I can't decide which my favorite one was, but I mean, shows that this actually was a,

437
00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:50,760
was a very good soundtrack. Oh yeah. Super solid soundtrack. The only one that I feel felt sure

438
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:58,120
was Maui's new song. I did not really funny. Cause I, I actually really liked Maui's song.

439
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:06,040
Yeah. Which we'll get into later, but, um, just getting into it story wise though,

440
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:14,120
this was really well paced. It was really well told, super interesting story. I'm

441
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:21,080
probably sitting in the nineties with this one. Oh damn. Yeah. Like I, I'm trying, I didn't have

442
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:32,760
any real issues with the story. Like I probably like 92, it was, I feel it was, it was that strong

443
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:37,880
of a story. I think I'm just going to be a little bit below you. I'm sorry. I can't crack nineties

444
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:46,280
fully. Um, but like, I'm like right there. Um, so, you know what, for how much I like the story,

445
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:53,400
I'm going to go in 89. Fair enough. All right. Next up we got writing, which this is the one

446
00:55:53,400 --> 00:56:00,280
that I struggled getting into the nineties. So like straight out of the gate, I'm at like an 89

447
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:08,840
with this one. Okay. That's yeah. That's fair. Like don't get me wrong. The writing was really

448
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:15,720
well done. It helped with the story. I do feel like some of the dialogue was a little on the

449
00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:27,240
blander side in some cases. Yeah. No, I can totally get behind that. Um, I feel, um, well, I mean,

450
00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:31,960
one line that I just like, I was talking about earlier about the fourth wall break and I loved

451
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:38,840
it. And it's, uh, when Maui says, he says like something about like, oh, go get him, like, uh,

452
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:44,360
cur curly, my curly hair princess or some shit like that. And she's like, I'm not a princess

453
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:52,120
and fricking his tattoo looks, looks, uh, I don't know. So I had, that was good.

454
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:59,720
Fourth wall break. That was true. Yeah. That was a super solid fourth wall break. Yeah. I forgot

455
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:07,080
about that one. I was thinking of the, uh, that when he was talking and being like, are you sure

456
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:12,600
that the gods didn't just like, but dial you. And then he like turns to the team and he's like,

457
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:22,040
that's going to be funny in like 2000 years or fricking, um, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

458
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:29,320
the old guy, I feel bad for just calling him that. But, um, when he says, you know, Maui looks like

459
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:34,600
he, when, you know, Maui's wrapped up and I don't know exactly what that was, but he's like, you

460
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:38,280
look like kidney stone. Now he's just like, well, you look like someone would actually know what

461
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:45,320
that is. Yeah. There were some, there were definitely some solid one-liners. No, definitely.

462
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:52,680
Um, but I'm with you. The, the writing's definitely not as solid as the story. Um, so, you know, I'll

463
00:57:52,680 --> 00:58:01,800
just say my writing, um, score right now as well, give writing an 86. So, um, but, uh, like,

464
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:07,720
I don't know, like there was never a moment where, whether it came from, I mean, you know,

465
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:11,240
cause like some of these characters are brand new. So, you know, like we can't compare to what they

466
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:15,880
would say in the first one, but like, when it came to anything that came out of Moana's mouth,

467
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:23,480
Maui's mouth, the chief, his wife, um, like none of it came out, none of it sounded out of place for

468
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:29,000
the characters. So, uh, I will say, I do appreciate that. Like they didn't try to freaking like do a

469
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:36,520
360 on any of these characters, um, which, which I really appreciated. Um, I love that Maui had to

470
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:42,120
point out that, uh, you know, Moana was wearing a different outfit in, uh, this movie and he's just

471
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:46,520
like, and I've been wearing a grass skirt for thousands of years. I was like, I wish you would

472
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:51,080
have told us about the costume change. Yeah. I think it would have felt weird had they put him

473
00:58:51,800 --> 00:59:00,920
in anything else. True. Like Moana makes sense. She has like a, a higher title in her village.

474
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:07,720
Uh, yeah. So it, like the, the costume changed tracks. Yeah. And it looked great. I loved her

475
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:16,360
new costume. Oh yeah. It was so good. Um, but yeah, writing, writing was, was solid. Yeah.

476
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:23,960
All right. Moving on over to acting. Oh, I am going to butcher her name so bad.

477
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:34,520
Don't worry. I still do too. I think it's Ali. He Ali. He. Yeah. Ali. He Kravola Kravola Kravolo

478
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:43,240
Kravolo man. Ali. He Kravolo. I think that's how you say it. Okay. Cool. She voiced Moana.

479
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:50,680
So you're not going to try that again. Yeah. Uh, we got Dwayne Johnson who voice

480
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:56,920
or came back to voice Maui. Oh, good Lord. Do you, how do you think I felt typing these out?

481
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:13,560
Uh, we got Huala, Huala Lay Chung who voice Mone. Rose Matafeo who voices Loto. David Fane who

482
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:24,600
voices Keely. Oh, God damn it. Uh, Khaleesi Lambert Su voices Simea, which is a Moana's youngest,

483
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:33,080
our younger sister, little sis. Those moments were so cute. Big sis, little sis. Oh my gosh. My heart.

484
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:45,560
Uh, Ahime Frazier who voices Matangi. Easily my new favorite character of this. Yeah. Yeah.

485
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:55,880
Oh, amazing. Same here. Like obviously not counting the, the Kukumori or Mora. I freaking love those,

486
01:00:55,880 --> 01:01:05,720
those little guys. Uh, then we got Timora Morrison who is Chief Tui. Uh, Nicole Scherzinger who

487
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:16,840
voices Sina. Uh, Rachel House who voices Grandma Tala and that's it. Yeah. So I have a feeling our

488
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:27,000
top three is going to look pretty similar. Probably, but you might, I might surprise you. Um,

489
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:37,160
so number one, Alihi Krivalo. Um, once again, she's incredible as this character. I love her so much

490
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:43,160
as this character. Um, and I know with the animated show or the Disney plus series that they

491
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:51,880
were doing, they had different voices for Moana and Maui. Um, and like, I feel bad. Yeah. Um, I,

492
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:57,480
I mean, I'm sure they just didn't, they didn't want to pay, um, Alihi and Dwayne to come back

493
01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:02,600
for a series. And I feel bad that the, you know, the two actors that played them in the series lost

494
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:10,200
out to jobs to these two, but I'm sorry. No one else can play Moana and Maui, especially Moana,

495
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:16,520
like Alihi Krivalo. I love her so much. Uh, like I said, in, in this role. And once again,

496
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:23,640
she was incredible. Um, just, she hits every single beat that she needs to with this voice,

497
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:32,200
from the emotional parts to the fricking singing, just everything is incredible with her. So easily

498
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:40,840
number one. Yeah, totally agree. Uh, number two, Dwayne Johnson. Uh, he was fantastic coming back

499
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:50,360
as Maui. Um, unlike Caleb, I liked his new song. Um, but yeah, no, he, he, he was just fantastic.

500
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:57,480
Um, I remember with the first one, it took me a minute to get used to his voice coming out of

501
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:01,880
Maui, like just cause he really doesn't disguise his voice. And you know, like sometimes that's

502
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:07,240
fine with an actor, but like sometimes that's all you can hear. Um, but thankfully with this one,

503
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:12,600
you know, because with the first one, that's what I needed to get used to that. I didn't see the

504
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:19,080
rocket all, all I saw was Maui. So that, that was great. Um, but yeah, no, he, he, he was fantastic.

505
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:28,120
And just, it, I, it made me smile so hard seeing these two reunite on screen. Um, I, I, for,

506
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:32,360
it made sense for the story, but it would have been cool if they would have reunited earlier,

507
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:39,560
but story-wise and what they, what they, uh, told made complete sense. So I was totally fine with it.

508
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:48,920
Yeah. A total side note. What do you think of how he looks for the live action?

509
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:58,680
Oh, I, um, I'm one, I don't understand why they want to do a Moana live action when the movie,

510
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:06,440
the first one is not even a decade old, like no joke, dude, like at least with how to turn your

511
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:11,560
dragon, that's like, at least that's a decade. Like that, that I can understand that one.

512
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:17,240
Yeah. And we're pretty well separated from the last one to come out too.

513
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:20,440
That's true. Yeah. Because that one came out in what, like 2018?

514
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,800
Yeah. When's the live action Moana supposed to come out?

515
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:28,520
I think next year or two. No, I think it's 2026.

516
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:32,760
Let me see. Yeah. Maybe if you want to check.

517
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:34,600
Are they just calling that shit Moana?

518
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:36,360
Probably.

519
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:38,840
Shit. Yeah. 2026.

520
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:39,960
Okay.

521
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:44,040
So two, two year.

522
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:52,840
Okay. So, okay, wait. So if it's in 2026, then that means that it will come out the year that

523
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:56,840
Moana officially turned 10 years old then. Still too soon, dude.

524
01:04:56,840 --> 01:05:04,520
Yeah. Oh, I agree. And, uh, the, like, I know that they're trying and I'm sure Dwayne Johnson

525
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:10,840
is really trying to make Maui work in live action, but I'm, I'm not digging it. Like maybe when I

526
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:15,640
actually see footage of it, but the behind the scenes, it's not working for me.

527
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:24,280
Yeah. This kind of feels like a bit of money grab on the rocks part.

528
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:29,560
It does. Honestly, you know what? I know he wants to say, um, you know, screen accurate,

529
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:36,600
but in this instance, I'd be fine if Maui was bald because he does not look good with that wig.

530
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:44,600
I'm pulling it up again. Cause it is, I love that I have to specify the live action.

531
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:51,800
I don't think the wig is the worst part. All right. What is the worst part?

532
01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:58,440
I couldn't tell you. It's like, I don't know. Like everything.

533
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:00,520
Fair.

534
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:06,040
Like the, I mean, if they're going for like a screen accurate portrayal, they're doing a lot

535
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:12,760
of shit here. And I know why they're doing it too. I don't feel like they were able to like,

536
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:21,480
hide hit like the seam on the suit well enough. So that's why they gave Maui bracers.

537
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:23,640
Yeah, that's fair.

538
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:29,880
The necklace is off. Like with him, it's like, it has like different teeth,

539
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:35,400
shark teeth and whatnot. Like his necklace here, it looks like it's all the same creature.

540
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:41,320
Like it's very symmetric. And I'm like, no Maui's necklace is not symmetric like that.

541
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:42,620
Yeah.

542
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:49,720
The, the tattoos too. Like, I don't know. I don't know.

543
01:06:49,720 --> 01:07:00,280
The, the tattoos too. Like the tattoos like stop like at the elbow. And I'm like, no, he's got

544
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:03,160
tattoos going all the way down to his wrists.

545
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:05,340
Yeah.

546
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:10,360
It's goofy. And I'm like, and the rock wasn't big enough on his own. You needed to throw him

547
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,160
in a muscle suit.

548
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:17,080
Yeah. No, like seriously, like the, the

549
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:23,480
arguably the most jacked man that I've ever seen still has to wear a muscle suit.

550
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:30,440
Yeah. And also his skirt is too long.

551
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:32,120
Yeah, that's fair.

552
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:38,200
Like, like, listen, I'm not calling for like booty shorts or nothing, but his leaves should

553
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:45,400
not be going past his knees. Like they should be like mid thigh, like boxing,

554
01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:52,760
uh, not boxing shorts, boxing shorts are long, like UFC shorts where they're like

555
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:57,320
above the knee. Like that, that, I don't know.

556
01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:57,820
Yeah.

557
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:04,360
The whole movie feels, feels cash grabby and I don't care for 100%.

558
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:11,480
I don't either. I'll tell you what live action movie I'm actually interested in and they better

559
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:19,320
not F it up because this Disney movie I hold, sorry. I hold near and dear in my heart, Lilo

560
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:19,820
and Stitch.

561
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:21,340
Dude.

562
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:27,720
They, they are walking a fine line and they've been doing good so far. They've been doing good so far.

563
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:32,840
The, the, the design of Stitch is great. You got the original voice back who also directed the

564
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:39,160
original movie. Yeah. Like, so, and the little girl they picked for Lilo, she looks adorable.

565
01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:46,680
Um, so yeah, like so far you're on the right track, Disney, please don't F it up, please.

566
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:49,720
Stick the landing bitches.

567
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:54,920
This is the one live action movie. You already messed it up for me with Pinocchio.

568
01:08:54,920 --> 01:09:02,440
This is the last live action movie you get for me before I'm just like, no F you like Pinocchio and

569
01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:05,720
Lilo and Stitch way up there.

570
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:15,240
With me for classic Disney films. And so yeah, if you F up Lilo and Stitch, we're done. We are done.

571
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:20,520
Done, done. Shit. All right. Anyway, getting back to, to acting.

572
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:26,280
Who's your, who's your number? Cause I agree with you on number two.

573
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:34,280
It was very close though. It was very, he was very close to getting booted. But he was very close.

574
01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:36,840
He was very close to getting booted from two.

575
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:44,920
Really? Damn. Yeah. Um, number three, I think, I think we're going to be different. Um, because I

576
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:51,560
would give number three, uh, to, uh, uh, Mony.

577
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:56,040
Dude, you are so on point.

578
01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:03,960
Oh, really? Yeah. He's, he's my number three and like, really. Oh, I thought he almost

579
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:09,720
pushed Dwayne off of two. That's fair. Oh dude, straight. I thought you were going to give it to,

580
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:19,000
um, what's her name? Uh, oh, uh, Matangi. Yeah. That, yeah. I thought you were going to give it to her.

581
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:27,000
Listen, she's a close number four. Yeah. But I don't think she was in it enough to

582
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:36,840
outshine him. That's fair. No, that's fair. Um, yeah. Freaking amazing job. Like watching him fanboy

583
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:44,520
over Maui was just hilarious. Um, and like freaking how psyched he was to join Moana.

584
01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:51,240
Um, it was great. He did, he did a great job. Like definitely my favorite addition, uh, to the sequel.

585
01:10:51,240 --> 01:11:00,120
Yeah. I think the only bit like that he was, that he was going or that he was, uh, doing that I

586
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:07,240
didn't think he quite sold was when he was talking about how Moana needed like a big strong

587
01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:14,360
person to be on the team and all that while he was throwing a log over his shoulder. Shit.

588
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:21,960
Uh, yeah. Like his voice just sounded like he was implying it should be him. And I was like,

589
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:29,160
like, yes, it should be. But like the way that he was so surprised when she's just like, yeah,

590
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:33,480
you and he's like, I think he should have played it off as a little bit more sarcastic. Like,

591
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:41,320
what? Me? I couldn't, let's go. Yeah. Like freaking pull a freaking, uh,

592
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:45,320
Glinda, like come with me. I couldn't possibly, this is your moment. I'm coming.

593
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:53,000
Yeah, pretty much. But yeah, this cast was so good. It was so, so good.

594
01:11:53,800 --> 01:12:00,760
You know, everyone did a fantastic job. Yeah. I don't listen. I don't know if anyone like

595
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:06,600
blew me out of the water or anything. That's fair. Yeah. I can definitely agree with you there.

596
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:17,640
Yeah. I'm a little more of the above average on this one. Like I'm probably sitting at like an 86.

597
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:22,840
Like I said, I don't think any, I don't think anyone blew me out of the water.

598
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:32,200
Like everyone's performance was good. It fit the tone. I don't think anyone was trying to outshine

599
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:43,640
the other. Like it felt good. Like very consistent across the board. Yeah. So yeah, I'm at an 86,

600
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:54,840
just a point higher than my above average grade. No, that's fair. Um, I think I'm just going to be

601
01:12:54,840 --> 01:13:03,080
just a little above you just by one point. Um, you know, actually no, Lee Gravallo pushes me up

602
01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:09,880
just a little bit. So I'm going 88. Fair. All right. Next up we got character development,

603
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:17,480
which obviously we need to do this one off of Moana. And I think like this, the team as a whole

604
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:24,680
could work, but I think Moana was, gosh, this is where I had a hard time with this. Cause Moana

605
01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:33,320
was very consistent throughout. True. I don't think she had a whole lot of growth either, which way,

606
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:40,680
other than kind of becoming a teacher. Like she was, she was accepting of this new title, like

607
01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:49,320
very willingly. She was excited to take this, like this new challenge on like happy, more than happy

608
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:59,160
to help her, her, um, her Island or her village and everything. And so I think the only piece of

609
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:05,800
real growth that she got was from that, that song of Matongis who said just that she needed to

610
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:12,520
look at things in a different way. And so I think that kind of helped her like picture like, oh,

611
01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:18,440
there's more than one way to get to the Island when she went diving for it. Yeah. Yeah. That's

612
01:14:18,440 --> 01:14:25,000
a good point. Yeah. So I think this is probably one of the weaker points of the movie. They,

613
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:33,960
it was still good. Yeah. No, it definitely, it, it, it, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was

614
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:41,480
really, it, it, it didn't change who she was, um, from the first one into the second one. And it

615
01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:49,000
just, yeah, she definitely stayed at a state, stayed, she mostly stayed at a stay still. I

616
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:53,000
don't know. I know there's a word I'm sorry for, I don't know what it is. And we got just a little

617
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:58,360
bit of growth, but I agree with you. It's definitely one of the weaker aspects of the movie.

618
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:07,640
Yeah. This one, I don't even, I don't think it quite cracked eighties for me. Like I'm probably

619
01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:15,320
at 79. Yeah, man. I think I'm going to match you there. Definitely. Yeah. Unfortunately,

620
01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:24,040
like this was more story-driven than it was like character driven. Yes, absolutely. Which is totally

621
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:29,960
fine. I mean, you gave us pretty decent development with the first. It's just true. So I mean, it

622
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:36,040
happens. It definitely happens. Definitely. All right. Moving on over to animation.

623
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:46,120
Oh, all right. I'm curious how the animation looked in the show or how it was, was going to look

624
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:51,720
compared to this, because animation was just as incredible as the first one. Um,

625
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:56,760
I would actually disagree with you on that. Really? I thought it was at the same level.

626
01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:06,360
I don't think it was really. Listen. Okay. Listen, quality wise. Yes. Like I think it was very

627
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:20,040
consistent with the first, but the first movie had a lot of like, very like just eye popping scenes.

628
01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:26,840
Like I'm thinking of when she's like walking to Te Fiti, like after the oceans, like

629
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:32,920
basically been broken and she's walking in like that slow motion with all the water above her,

630
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:39,400
like that epic scene. And I felt like they had a couple of those throughout the movie. Like they

631
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:47,960
had a few of those like really epic, like grand scenery shots. Yeah. I think they had a couple of

632
01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:55,560
those. Yeah. I think they missed out on giving us some of those. All right. Fair enough. Like

633
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:59,960
there was one that I was really looking forward to seeing. I don't know where I saw it. It might

634
01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:05,960
have been in a trailer or something, but it was like while her, her boat and everything was going

635
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:13,720
up a wave and then it was just, it looked fricking magical. But, and I was, I was so ready for that.

636
01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:21,560
Once the final confrontation was happening and we didn't get that. And then like, I think you

637
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:26,360
could have had like the same deal, like some really cool slow motion shots with like the lightning.

638
01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:34,520
Like when they're like looking at the storm. That's right. Cause I mean, they, they frigging had the

639
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:41,240
lightning slo mo when she first gets hit at her, a village. Yeah. I mean, that was all right. I

640
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:42,800
I think they could have done better,

641
01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:47,440
at least given us a cooler looking thing about it.

642
01:17:47,440 --> 01:17:49,160
Because it was just so,

643
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:51,200
we just see the lightning coming through the roof

644
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:53,280
and then that was kind of it.

645
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:56,200
And then it was coming at her, I guess, too.

646
01:17:56,200 --> 01:18:00,200
But I think we could have gotten something else.

647
01:18:02,160 --> 01:18:06,040
I think it would have been cool to have it panned out

648
01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:10,960
from, I think you could have had the hut that they were in,

649
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:14,880
have it panned out so you can kind of see everyone gathered.

650
01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:19,880
You still see Moana and the chief sitting across

651
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:23,240
from each other and whatnot.

652
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:25,960
Maybe she's a little bit more centered in the shot.

653
01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:28,920
And then you could have had the slow motion

654
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:32,600
of the lightning coming through the roof.

655
01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:37,080
With freaking slow mo rain and everything.

656
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:40,640
I think that missed opportunity there.

657
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:42,480
That would have been pretty cool.

658
01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:46,320
Yeah, I think there was just a few of those epic shots

659
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:47,200
that were missing.

660
01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:52,760
But the quality wise, while everything was in motion,

661
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:54,360
all that, the quality was there.

662
01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:59,280
It just didn't blow me away like the first one did.

663
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:01,000
That's fair.

664
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,040
It still does.

665
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:05,200
I still like chills whenever Moana's walking

666
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:06,160
through the water like that.

667
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:07,000
I'm like, oof.

668
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,040
Yeah, no, that's fair.

669
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:10,880
Yeah, no, I agree with you.

670
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:14,360
The freaking everything with the water in this one

671
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:17,240
and the first one is still amazing

672
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:19,240
with what they do in this one.

673
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:24,520
But I think maybe it's just because it's a bigger boat now.

674
01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:28,240
Whenever they would have to maneuver with sailing,

675
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:33,240
ropes going this way, pushing the whatever the hell,

676
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:37,480
steering wheel, I guess, steering whatever,

677
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:40,680
that certain way, it just looked a lot more freaking cooler

678
01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:42,600
in my opinion than the first one,

679
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:44,720
probably because it was a lot bigger of a ship.

680
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:48,040
And so you had to have a lot more moving parts.

681
01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:52,080
So I will give a little bit of points

682
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:53,800
to the animation for that.

683
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:55,400
When it came to sailing,

684
01:19:56,440 --> 01:19:59,560
I think this movie looked just a little cooler.

685
01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:00,400
Fair.

686
01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:05,400
Yeah, my critiques on it don't really diminish

687
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:09,640
from the quality too much, at least points wise.

688
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:16,640
It's more just a critique on the movie.

689
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:18,040
I wish that they would have had more

690
01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:20,800
of those epic sceneries.

691
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:21,640
That's fair.

692
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:25,120
I'm trying to think of one that would have looked

693
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:25,960
really cool.

694
01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:29,000
I think definitely they should have had one

695
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:32,720
where it was like you could see the face in the clouds,

696
01:20:32,720 --> 01:20:34,120
like on that storm.

697
01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:37,400
Oh yeah, that would have looked awesome.

698
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:40,160
Yeah, like you could have had one of those deals going on.

699
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:42,240
Like I think that would have been sick.

700
01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:46,400
Animation though, I'm probably,

701
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:50,920
probably an 89, like really close to cracking 90.

702
01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:52,520
And I probably would have cracked 90

703
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:56,960
if they would have given me more of those shots

704
01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:58,880
that I was talking about.

705
01:20:58,880 --> 01:21:02,880
All right, you know, honestly,

706
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:05,560
I think I am gonna crack 90,

707
01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:11,120
which is like, I feel that the animation

708
01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:12,840
was just as good as the first one.

709
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:14,600
The sailing looked a lot cooler.

710
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:19,280
So I think I'm just gonna be just like two points

711
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:20,880
above yet at 91.

712
01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:22,040
Fair.

713
01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:24,800
All right, next we got music.

714
01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:26,600
This is a tough one.

715
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:31,320
It is because me and Caleb were talking about this

716
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:32,320
before we started.

717
01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:36,640
I don't, I mean, me personally,

718
01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:38,840
I don't think it's as strong or as,

719
01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:42,040
or maybe the songs aren't as catchy as the original.

720
01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:43,520
That's exactly what I was gonna say.

721
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:48,520
I think overall quality goes to this soundtrack.

722
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:50,680
Yeah.

723
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:53,240
But the first one has more bangers.

724
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:58,240
It does, which it's crazy that I saw that the songwriters,

725
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:02,080
or at least some of the songwriters from the first one

726
01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:04,720
actually came back for the songs for this one.

727
01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:05,880
It shows.

728
01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:10,880
Yeah, but definitely this movie missed Lin-Manuel Miranda.

729
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:16,960
It was definitely missing him a little bit.

730
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:22,360
Not me like knocking the soundtrack hardcore,

731
01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:24,720
like the songs in here are good,

732
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:30,800
but unfortunately there isn't one that is as strong

733
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:32,560
as how far I'll go.

734
01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:39,360
And so it's unfortunate that Lin-Manuel Miranda

735
01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:42,560
had gotten signed on for Mufasa,

736
01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:45,480
The Lion King to write the music for that

737
01:22:45,480 --> 01:22:50,480
before they decided to make Moana 2 into an actual sequel

738
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:52,080
instead of the Disney Plus series.

739
01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:54,120
So he was already working on that.

740
01:22:54,120 --> 01:22:57,600
And so he couldn't come back for Moana 2,

741
01:22:57,600 --> 01:23:01,280
but I'm glad that some of the songwriters came back

742
01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:03,840
and I feel for what they set out to do.

743
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:05,760
I still do think that they did a really good job

744
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:06,800
with the soundtrack.

745
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:09,320
There are still some catchy songs.

746
01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:10,760
All the songs make sense.

747
01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:13,520
And yeah, I still think it's a good soundtrack.

748
01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:16,160
Yeah, I agree.

749
01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:21,160
I think what was holding Moana back

750
01:23:22,480 --> 01:23:24,880
from being like a 10 out of 10,

751
01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:28,320
actually I don't even know, did we grade Moana?

752
01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:29,760
I don't think we did.

753
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:32,600
And there went Caleb.

754
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:34,640
Hey, there he is.

755
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:36,320
Don't know what happened there.

756
01:23:36,320 --> 01:23:37,400
Yeah.

757
01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:42,400
Dude, that is a, so yeah, Moana came out in 2016.

758
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:47,240
So we started the podcast in 2017.

759
01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:50,400
So we just missed Moana.

760
01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:51,240
Darn.

761
01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:54,680
Yeah, like this is what I'll say.

762
01:23:54,680 --> 01:23:57,600
I think the one thing that was keeping Moana

763
01:23:57,600 --> 01:24:02,600
from being a 10 out of 10 was the shiny song.

764
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:07,320
Absolutely.

765
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:08,960
100% agree.

766
01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:12,520
Like that song was just was bad enough to bring down

767
01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:16,880
an otherwise killer soundtrack down a point.

768
01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:18,680
So it feels so out of place.

769
01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:20,080
It does.

770
01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:21,480
It so does.

771
01:24:21,480 --> 01:24:26,480
Dude, I had a minor like, oh no moment

772
01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:30,400
when that character came back in the mid credit scene.

773
01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:32,680
I was like, ah, shit.

774
01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:34,440
Not you again.

775
01:24:34,440 --> 01:24:35,320
God damn it.

776
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,600
Cause he was talking, like he made a joke

777
01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:40,000
about having a song and I'm like, no.

778
01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:48,400
Yeah, but listen, if cut that song from Moana

779
01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:51,640
10 out of 10 soundtrack.

780
01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:52,560
Absolutely.

781
01:24:53,680 --> 01:24:58,680
With this one, this was missing the banger.

782
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:01,840
Yes.

783
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:07,840
I needed one solid banger to push it to a 10.

784
01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:11,640
I am at a nine with this one.

785
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:15,560
I don't know if I can be on the same level as you.

786
01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:17,280
I think I'm at an eight.

787
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:18,600
You're at an eight?

788
01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:19,760
Yeah, I'm sorry, man.

789
01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:22,200
Oh, didn't think I was gonna be harsher

790
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:24,160
on the soundtrack than you.

791
01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:25,000
Yeah.

792
01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:27,560
You know what?

793
01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:28,640
Now that I'm thinking about it,

794
01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:32,200
I know that you enjoyed this song.

795
01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:35,680
I'm just, I'm going through the soundtrack in my brain.

796
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:39,960
I don't, this might've had the same effect.

797
01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:44,560
I'm actually gonna lower, go down to eight as well.

798
01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:45,400
All right.

799
01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:50,240
Because of the new Maui song.

800
01:25:50,240 --> 01:25:53,840
The Maui song did not do it for me, dude.

801
01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:56,000
I feel that's so funny.

802
01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:57,720
I couldn't even understand what he was saying

803
01:25:57,720 --> 01:25:58,760
most of the time.

804
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:00,840
Oh, really?

805
01:26:00,840 --> 01:26:03,560
Yeah, maybe that's just my shitty hearing,

806
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:05,640
but I couldn't understand.

807
01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:07,280
Dude, no, I've been,

808
01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:08,960
I don't know about you recently,

809
01:26:08,960 --> 01:26:12,800
but every single time that I go to the movie theater,

810
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:16,680
now I have to make sure that I am laser focused

811
01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:20,120
so I can catch every single line that characters say now.

812
01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:23,200
Because yeah, my hearing has gone to shit.

813
01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:25,800
And I really wish that you could have subtitles

814
01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:27,320
in movie theaters.

815
01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:28,520
Oh, man.

816
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:30,280
Apparently you can.

817
01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:34,000
Like some theaters have closed caption machines

818
01:26:35,120 --> 01:26:38,200
that you put in your cup holder and it like.

819
01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,400
Like that's awesome, and I would love to get that,

820
01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:42,840
but I don't wanna take that away from someone

821
01:26:42,840 --> 01:26:44,800
that actually needs it that is.

822
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:46,760
Yeah, I know, that's the shitty part.

823
01:26:46,760 --> 01:26:51,760
Yeah, I'm just, I don't wanna be a dick and do that.

824
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:53,520
So.

825
01:26:53,520 --> 01:26:56,000
Yeah, so I feel you.

826
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:58,680
I have to be laser focused as well.

827
01:26:58,680 --> 01:27:00,280
Like so much though.

828
01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:04,640
Like taking a kid to a movie like that is tough.

829
01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:05,480
Because I'm just.

830
01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:06,640
Freaking like most of the songs now,

831
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:09,680
especially in like movies like this and Wicked,

832
01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:12,520
like thank God that you can listen to the soundtrack

833
01:27:12,520 --> 01:27:15,680
on Spotify, because it takes me a couple of times

834
01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:16,520
with each song to be like,

835
01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:18,200
okay, that's what they're saying,

836
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:19,040
that's what they're saying.

837
01:27:19,040 --> 01:27:21,920
Okay, all right, I fully understand the song now, got it.

838
01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:25,320
Oh my gosh, dude, there's a song.

839
01:27:25,320 --> 01:27:27,400
I shit you not that I have,

840
01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:33,480
I have sung in my car for a solid decade at least.

841
01:27:35,280 --> 01:27:40,280
I accidentally pulled up the lyrics for it one time

842
01:27:40,280 --> 01:27:42,560
while I was listening to the song on Spotify

843
01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:45,120
and realized that there was a small bit

844
01:27:45,120 --> 01:27:49,400
that I've been singing wrong for the past 10 years.

845
01:27:49,400 --> 01:27:51,080
I was like, oh shit.

846
01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:54,400
All right, do you know the name of the song

847
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:55,640
off the top of your head?

848
01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:01,520
Yeah, it's a Zac Brown band song.

849
01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:03,760
Okay.

850
01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:07,200
Let me see if I can pull it up real quick.

851
01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:08,520
Oops, sorry.

852
01:28:08,520 --> 01:28:13,520
Yeah, I wanna say it's the, okay, yeah, this one.

853
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:15,240
Which one is it?

854
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:18,880
Oh, it's this song called Cold Hearted.

855
01:28:18,880 --> 01:28:23,880
Let me see where the, it's not gonna show me the damn,

856
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:27,200
yeah, it's a song called Cold Hearted

857
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:32,200
and I couldn't, like, there's a series of words,

858
01:28:32,840 --> 01:28:35,680
there's a, can't frickin' talk,

859
01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:39,880
there's a line in one of the verses that says,

860
01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:44,880
pretty little words covered your dark and crooked heart.

861
01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:47,460
I don't know what I was singing.

862
01:28:47,460 --> 01:28:51,420
Like, now that I'm thinking about it,

863
01:28:52,460 --> 01:28:56,500
like, I couldn't tell you what, okay, hold on.

864
01:28:56,500 --> 01:28:59,980
I need to play it in my brain real quick, one sec.

865
01:28:59,980 --> 01:29:02,500
Oh, okay.

866
01:29:02,500 --> 01:29:06,940
I think I was saying petty little worms

867
01:29:06,940 --> 01:29:10,540
and like covered at like your dark and crooked heart

868
01:29:10,540 --> 01:29:13,340
and I never understood that.

869
01:29:13,340 --> 01:29:15,240
So I was just like, I always thought

870
01:29:15,240 --> 01:29:20,180
that was like a super weird verse, like, or weird line.

871
01:29:20,180 --> 01:29:23,180
I'm like, and so yeah, I pulled it up on accident

872
01:29:23,180 --> 01:29:25,540
and it was like doing like the whole karaoke thing

873
01:29:25,540 --> 01:29:27,380
where it was showing like line for line

874
01:29:27,380 --> 01:29:30,480
and so that came up and I looked just to see

875
01:29:30,480 --> 01:29:33,300
cause I know what, like that was something I struggled with.

876
01:29:33,300 --> 01:29:35,900
Yeah, goddamn, 10 years I've been singing

877
01:29:35,900 --> 01:29:37,420
that damn song wrong.

878
01:29:37,420 --> 01:29:39,060
Oh, shit.

879
01:29:39,060 --> 01:29:43,420
But yeah, that should just prove that, yeah,

880
01:29:43,420 --> 01:29:46,220
I need a hearing device at all times.

881
01:29:46,220 --> 01:29:49,020
I don't know if that's just like ADHD or what,

882
01:29:49,020 --> 01:29:52,480
but yeah, like if I'm not laser focused,

883
01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:55,520
like I miss shit all the time.

884
01:29:57,100 --> 01:30:00,620
So yeah, I'll lower it down to an eight.

885
01:30:02,060 --> 01:30:07,060
I did really like the song that he was singing at the end

886
01:30:07,620 --> 01:30:10,980
when he like went back down to save Moana.

887
01:30:10,980 --> 01:30:14,740
Oh yeah, that was really sweet.

888
01:30:14,740 --> 01:30:16,400
Yeah, like I thought that was super good.

889
01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:19,340
I'm like, where was that singing freaking Dwayne?

890
01:30:20,580 --> 01:30:21,900
Yeah, yeah, right.

891
01:30:21,900 --> 01:30:25,380
Like seriously, although I don't know about you,

892
01:30:25,380 --> 01:30:30,020
maybe it was just me when the whole, once he got to her

893
01:30:30,020 --> 01:30:32,420
and you know, like held her in his arms

894
01:30:32,420 --> 01:30:36,060
and the bubble appeared and was like, oh, Aquaman days.

895
01:30:36,060 --> 01:30:39,820
Or yeah, that's immediately what I thought of.

896
01:30:39,820 --> 01:30:42,180
I thought of it too.

897
01:30:42,180 --> 01:30:44,920
And then her freaking grandma came in

898
01:30:44,920 --> 01:30:46,940
and I almost started crying.

899
01:30:48,620 --> 01:30:51,740
Like I felt that freaking gut punch to the heart, dude.

900
01:30:51,740 --> 01:30:53,060
I was like.

901
01:30:53,060 --> 01:30:55,860
Yeah, no, it's great, great scene.

902
01:30:56,900 --> 01:30:58,280
Yeah, so good.

903
01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:02,820
All right, next up we got character design.

904
01:31:02,820 --> 01:31:07,820
Moana, the first one, that I would probably give a 10 to.

905
01:31:07,820 --> 01:31:08,660
Yeah.

906
01:31:08,660 --> 01:31:10,260
Like they got good silhouettes.

907
01:31:10,260 --> 01:31:14,260
They kind of like, you know the character you're looking at.

908
01:31:15,100 --> 01:31:15,940
Definitely.

909
01:31:15,940 --> 01:31:19,980
And we discussed this with like, with Deadpool.

910
01:31:19,980 --> 01:31:24,980
Like you can give a 10 out of 10 to like the first one,

911
01:31:25,060 --> 01:31:26,900
but if they don't change the costume all that much

912
01:31:26,900 --> 01:31:30,700
for the second, it just kind of brings it down a hair.

913
01:31:30,700 --> 01:31:33,300
And I think that's the same case here for me.

914
01:31:34,620 --> 01:31:35,460
Yeah, that's fair.

915
01:31:35,460 --> 01:31:38,060
I mean, you know, I appreciate that they changed Moana's

916
01:31:38,060 --> 01:31:39,820
costume because it looked great.

917
01:31:39,820 --> 01:31:41,700
Yeah, it wasn't too much.

918
01:31:41,700 --> 01:31:45,700
Like honestly, if it had been a while

919
01:31:45,700 --> 01:31:49,980
between me seeing the first Moana and this one,

920
01:31:49,980 --> 01:31:53,780
I probably wouldn't have recognized the costume change.

921
01:31:54,740 --> 01:31:55,860
Really?

922
01:31:55,860 --> 01:31:56,700
Yeah.

923
01:31:56,700 --> 01:31:57,540
Okay.

924
01:31:57,540 --> 01:31:58,700
Like I think it was just subtle enough

925
01:31:58,700 --> 01:32:01,780
because I mean the skirt was basically the same, right?

926
01:32:01,780 --> 01:32:03,820
Yeah, no, the skirt was the same.

927
01:32:03,820 --> 01:32:05,660
You know, the skirt was the same.

928
01:32:05,660 --> 01:32:07,220
It was just the top that changed.

929
01:32:07,220 --> 01:32:10,020
Yeah, because now she had like a strap on,

930
01:32:11,140 --> 01:32:13,740
on her, was it her left or right shoulder?

931
01:32:13,740 --> 01:32:15,020
I think it was her left.

932
01:32:15,020 --> 01:32:16,620
Yeah, and like, don't get me wrong.

933
01:32:16,620 --> 01:32:17,580
It was good.

934
01:32:17,580 --> 01:32:19,380
It was a good costume change and everything.

935
01:32:19,380 --> 01:32:20,340
Yeah, no, yeah.

936
01:32:20,340 --> 01:32:22,980
I personally liked it better than the first one.

937
01:32:22,980 --> 01:32:27,500
Yeah, I just don't think that it was enough

938
01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:29,660
to bump me up to a 10.

939
01:32:30,900 --> 01:32:32,820
Because hers was really the only one that changed.

940
01:32:32,820 --> 01:32:37,820
Everyone else kind of generic shaped

941
01:32:38,820 --> 01:32:41,100
Disney characters, I'd say.

942
01:32:41,100 --> 01:32:41,940
Yeah, fair enough.

943
01:32:41,940 --> 01:32:45,020
And then Maui, exactly the same character model.

944
01:32:45,020 --> 01:32:47,340
Yeah, yeah.

945
01:32:47,340 --> 01:32:50,060
So I, it's still good.

946
01:32:50,060 --> 01:32:50,940
Like don't get me wrong.

947
01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:54,540
So I'm a nine out of 10 on that one.

948
01:32:54,540 --> 01:32:56,700
Yeah, I think I met you there.

949
01:32:56,700 --> 01:32:57,620
Nine as well.

950
01:32:57,620 --> 01:32:59,220
Yeah, I'm trying to think of any other changes

951
01:32:59,220 --> 01:33:00,580
that they made.

952
01:33:00,580 --> 01:33:04,140
Like other than Pua having a tusk.

953
01:33:04,140 --> 01:33:06,740
I think that was the only other change, right?

954
01:33:06,740 --> 01:33:08,980
Wait, I thought that was a different pig.

955
01:33:08,980 --> 01:33:12,180
No, the big old fat one?

956
01:33:12,180 --> 01:33:13,140
Yeah.

957
01:33:13,140 --> 01:33:16,740
Yeah, that was someone else's pig.

958
01:33:16,740 --> 01:33:18,540
Okay, Pua had a tusk?

959
01:33:18,540 --> 01:33:19,460
I didn't even notice that.

960
01:33:19,460 --> 01:33:21,620
Yeah, he had like a single tusk.

961
01:33:22,540 --> 01:33:23,700
I didn't even notice that.

962
01:33:23,700 --> 01:33:25,380
Nice catch.

963
01:33:25,380 --> 01:33:26,500
Wow.

964
01:33:26,500 --> 01:33:27,340
Yeah.

965
01:33:27,340 --> 01:33:31,620
Yeah, so nine out of 10 on that one.

966
01:33:31,620 --> 01:33:34,180
All right, last up we got personal score.

967
01:33:34,180 --> 01:33:35,020
Where are you sitting?

968
01:33:35,020 --> 01:33:35,900
Who's taking her?

969
01:33:35,900 --> 01:33:36,740
All right.

970
01:33:36,740 --> 01:33:38,340
I'm gonna hear where you're going from first.

971
01:33:38,340 --> 01:33:39,180
That's true.

972
01:33:39,180 --> 01:33:40,340
It's been a while since I've gone first.

973
01:33:40,340 --> 01:33:43,060
Like it's been Caleb freaking weeks in a row.

974
01:33:44,980 --> 01:33:49,980
No, so after seeing all the reviews and people saying,

975
01:33:50,060 --> 01:33:53,460
eh, it's just an all right sequel.

976
01:33:53,460 --> 01:33:55,260
Don't see why it needed to be made.

977
01:33:55,260 --> 01:33:57,620
Yeah, no, I disagree.

978
01:33:57,620 --> 01:33:59,620
I think this is a good sequel.

979
01:33:59,620 --> 01:34:01,260
It was a really good sequel.

980
01:34:01,260 --> 01:34:03,820
It expands on the characters how you want it to,

981
01:34:03,820 --> 01:34:05,300
has a good story.

982
01:34:05,300 --> 01:34:07,820
It's great to see Moana and Maui again.

983
01:34:08,740 --> 01:34:11,220
The songs, while not as catchy as the first one,

984
01:34:11,220 --> 01:34:13,980
like we pointed out, still a solid soundtrack.

985
01:34:15,500 --> 01:34:19,820
And so just, yeah, like the fact that, you know,

986
01:34:19,820 --> 01:34:21,660
this was originally a Disney Plus series

987
01:34:21,660 --> 01:34:24,140
and they decided to turn it into a full blown sequel.

988
01:34:24,140 --> 01:34:27,860
I'm glad they did because the story was definitely there

989
01:34:27,860 --> 01:34:30,140
and it definitely warranted a sequel.

990
01:34:31,020 --> 01:34:33,140
And if a Moana 3 does happen,

991
01:34:33,140 --> 01:34:35,580
which at this point I feel is inevitable

992
01:34:35,580 --> 01:34:39,180
because not only with the end credit scene

993
01:34:39,180 --> 01:34:40,380
of how it sets up that,

994
01:34:42,860 --> 01:34:46,380
that and also how profitable Moana 2 has been,

995
01:34:46,380 --> 01:34:51,340
I think it would be dumb if Disney did not grant a Moana 3.

996
01:34:51,340 --> 01:34:54,260
That will just be stupid.

997
01:34:55,460 --> 01:34:56,860
It's not like people are just like,

998
01:34:56,860 --> 01:34:58,500
oh, we don't need a Moana 3.

999
01:34:58,500 --> 01:34:59,700
I'm sure a lot of people are just like,

1000
01:34:59,700 --> 01:35:00,940
well, we don't need a Moana 2.

1001
01:35:00,940 --> 01:35:03,900
And they showcase that like, yeah,

1002
01:35:03,900 --> 01:35:06,420
there's nothing wrong with giving you a Moana 2

1003
01:35:06,420 --> 01:35:08,620
because it continued the story well,

1004
01:35:08,620 --> 01:35:10,900
built on the characters.

1005
01:35:10,900 --> 01:35:11,740
This is great.

1006
01:35:11,740 --> 01:35:12,580
I'm glad that we got Moana 2.

1007
01:35:12,580 --> 01:35:15,940
And so I honestly hope that we get Moana 3.

1008
01:35:17,580 --> 01:35:21,180
Bantam, solid sequel, happy with what we got

1009
01:35:21,180 --> 01:35:26,180
and yeah, I look forward to seeing

1010
01:35:26,700 --> 01:35:31,260
what the future holds for the series and these characters.

1011
01:35:31,260 --> 01:35:36,060
So personal score, this is always the hardest.

1012
01:35:37,780 --> 01:35:39,740
It does get pretty tough.

1013
01:35:39,740 --> 01:35:41,780
It does.

1014
01:35:41,780 --> 01:35:43,340
You know what, for how much I enjoyed it,

1015
01:35:43,340 --> 01:35:45,380
I think I'm gonna give it an 88.

1016
01:35:45,380 --> 01:35:48,060
Yeah, personal score 88 for Moana 2.

1017
01:35:49,660 --> 01:35:50,940
Yeah, spoiler alert.

1018
01:35:50,940 --> 01:35:53,420
That's exactly what I was giving it to.

1019
01:35:53,420 --> 01:35:55,300
Hell yeah, let's go.

1020
01:35:55,300 --> 01:35:59,500
Dude, it was so good.

1021
01:35:59,500 --> 01:36:04,220
Like it was a lot more enjoyable than I expected it to be.

1022
01:36:04,220 --> 01:36:07,460
Like you said, I wasn't sure where this movie

1023
01:36:07,460 --> 01:36:11,140
was gonna go, but I was very impressed

1024
01:36:11,140 --> 01:36:13,260
with the story that they told.

1025
01:36:15,980 --> 01:36:18,980
Made sense, immediate stakes.

1026
01:36:18,980 --> 01:36:22,500
Like I think that's what I appreciated most about it

1027
01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:27,300
is that this isn't a mission she has to do.

1028
01:36:27,300 --> 01:36:29,980
Like her people could still,

1029
01:36:29,980 --> 01:36:31,860
like she didn't have to do this mission.

1030
01:36:31,860 --> 01:36:35,700
She could have just like let the village slowly die.

1031
01:36:35,700 --> 01:36:39,340
Like it would have happened over a span of time.

1032
01:36:39,340 --> 01:36:43,180
Like it wasn't a super necessary mission

1033
01:36:43,180 --> 01:36:46,220
unless she wanted the result,

1034
01:36:46,220 --> 01:36:51,220
which was the survival of her village

1035
01:36:51,220 --> 01:36:54,140
over a period of time.

1036
01:36:54,140 --> 01:36:56,540
So I was really impressed with that.

1037
01:36:58,300 --> 01:37:00,940
Yeah, I found the soundtrack to be better,

1038
01:37:00,940 --> 01:37:04,700
excluding the one that I've already talked about.

1039
01:37:04,700 --> 01:37:08,220
The cast was great, the new additions were great.

1040
01:37:09,340 --> 01:37:14,020
It kept my daughter's attention, which was awesome.

1041
01:37:14,020 --> 01:37:16,780
She loved it.

1042
01:37:16,780 --> 01:37:20,820
It was adorable at my screening that I saw

1043
01:37:20,820 --> 01:37:23,180
because I saw the nine o'clock showing.

1044
01:37:23,180 --> 01:37:25,900
Throughout the movie, a little girl just kept shouting,

1045
01:37:25,900 --> 01:37:28,540
Moana, it was really adorable.

1046
01:37:28,540 --> 01:37:29,900
So like it kept her attention,

1047
01:37:29,900 --> 01:37:32,620
but I think one of, I think it was the same family.

1048
01:37:32,620 --> 01:37:35,820
The other little girl, I don't think was like,

1049
01:37:35,820 --> 01:37:37,060
maybe she just had the zoomies

1050
01:37:37,060 --> 01:37:40,380
or just wasn't that entertained by the movie,

1051
01:37:40,380 --> 01:37:42,380
but like her dad was having to chase her

1052
01:37:42,380 --> 01:37:44,300
around the whole theater.

1053
01:37:44,300 --> 01:37:45,700
That's hilarious.

1054
01:37:45,700 --> 01:37:46,540
Yeah.

1055
01:37:46,540 --> 01:37:50,820
Yeah, I let her run up and down like the aisle,

1056
01:37:50,820 --> 01:37:52,500
as long as the aisle's empty.

1057
01:37:55,340 --> 01:38:00,340
But yeah, she did good this movie.

1058
01:38:00,500 --> 01:38:03,780
I love that she's picking up context a lot better too.

1059
01:38:06,900 --> 01:38:08,140
Some of the jokes that I thought

1060
01:38:08,140 --> 01:38:09,500
would have gone over her head,

1061
01:38:09,500 --> 01:38:14,500
like she actually got, which impressed the hell out of me.

1062
01:38:14,740 --> 01:38:15,580
That's awesome.

1063
01:38:15,580 --> 01:38:17,500
Like when they were talking about the Spears

1064
01:38:17,500 --> 01:38:21,700
and having like a bunch of backups,

1065
01:38:21,700 --> 01:38:26,700
that one was so funny because they dropped the one Spear

1066
01:38:26,820 --> 01:38:31,820
and she was like, oh no, and then pulls out another one.

1067
01:38:31,980 --> 01:38:34,220
And then she's like, oh, go, thank goodness.

1068
01:38:34,220 --> 01:38:36,820
And then they dropped that one and she's like, oh no.

1069
01:38:36,820 --> 01:38:39,620
Like she did it like all the time

1070
01:38:39,620 --> 01:38:41,940
and then when they were just like,

1071
01:38:41,940 --> 01:38:43,940
yeah, well four just seems excessive.

1072
01:38:43,940 --> 01:38:46,660
And I started laughing.

1073
01:38:46,660 --> 01:38:48,060
It's such a good joke.

1074
01:38:48,060 --> 01:38:49,860
Yeah, it's so funny.

1075
01:38:49,860 --> 01:38:53,980
And yeah, I had a great time with this.

1076
01:38:53,980 --> 01:38:57,620
It was fun watching my daughter experience it

1077
01:38:57,620 --> 01:39:00,700
for the first time and everything.

1078
01:39:00,700 --> 01:39:04,700
It was a great time, like super fun.

1079
01:39:04,700 --> 01:39:07,780
So that's why I'm giving it an 88.

1080
01:39:07,780 --> 01:39:08,820
Hell yeah.

1081
01:39:08,820 --> 01:39:10,340
All right, well with that,

1082
01:39:10,340 --> 01:39:12,700
that wraps up this week's breakdown.

1083
01:39:12,700 --> 01:39:14,860
So going through these scores real quick,

1084
01:39:14,860 --> 01:39:19,860
starting off with story, we are sitting at a 90.5.

1085
01:39:21,020 --> 01:39:25,740
Writing took a little bit of a dive, sitting at an 87.5.

1086
01:39:25,740 --> 01:39:29,820
Acting is slightly below that, sitting at an 87.

1087
01:39:29,820 --> 01:39:32,420
Character development is our lowest category,

1088
01:39:32,420 --> 01:39:35,620
sitting at a 79.

1089
01:39:35,620 --> 01:39:39,900
The effect or the animation is sitting at a 90.

1090
01:39:40,980 --> 01:39:44,180
Music is sitting at an eight out of 10.

1091
01:39:44,180 --> 01:39:47,060
Character design is sitting at a nine out of 10.

1092
01:39:47,060 --> 01:39:48,180
And then our personal score

1093
01:39:48,180 --> 01:39:50,660
ended up averaging out to an 88.

1094
01:39:51,820 --> 01:39:54,220
So with that, the final Albreos letter grade

1095
01:39:54,220 --> 01:39:59,060
for Moana 2 has come out to a B plus.

1096
01:40:00,060 --> 01:40:01,420
Not bad.

1097
01:40:01,420 --> 01:40:03,020
Definitely not bad.

1098
01:40:03,020 --> 01:40:06,980
They are very happy with that one.

1099
01:40:06,980 --> 01:40:08,140
Yeah, definitely.

1100
01:40:09,980 --> 01:40:14,980
It is currently sitting at an 87.12%.

1101
01:40:16,460 --> 01:40:21,460
So our cutoff for a B is between an 86% and an 89%.

1102
01:40:26,300 --> 01:40:31,060
So this one's sitting like right in the middle at an 87.

1103
01:40:31,060 --> 01:40:33,340
Okay, yeah, not bad.

1104
01:40:34,420 --> 01:40:38,700
Yeah, so like I said, that gives it a B plus.

1105
01:40:38,700 --> 01:40:43,700
So that will put it, and just so you know,

1106
01:40:43,860 --> 01:40:48,340
all of these margins are radonkulously close.

1107
01:40:48,340 --> 01:40:51,300
Like the difference between, like I'm gonna say

1108
01:40:51,300 --> 01:40:53,700
like five movies above, five movies below,

1109
01:40:53,700 --> 01:40:56,020
like I usually do.

1110
01:40:56,020 --> 01:40:58,740
The difference between five movies above,

1111
01:40:58,740 --> 01:41:03,740
so 87.12, five movies above

1112
01:41:05,460 --> 01:41:08,260
is not even a half a percentage.

1113
01:41:09,380 --> 01:41:11,580
Wow, damn.

1114
01:41:12,500 --> 01:41:17,500
Yeah, like going five above, so 87.12 to 87.5.

1115
01:41:18,620 --> 01:41:21,460
So that's 0.4 difference.

1116
01:41:21,460 --> 01:41:26,060
And then it's to say, or going down, it's,

1117
01:41:26,060 --> 01:41:30,300
one, two, three, four, five, point three.

1118
01:41:30,300 --> 01:41:35,300
Yeah, like actually 0.2, if I'm doing my math correctly.

1119
01:41:35,820 --> 01:41:37,260
Like that's freaking crazy.

1120
01:41:38,100 --> 01:41:39,260
Yeah.

1121
01:41:39,260 --> 01:41:41,220
Yeah, so anyone that wants to bitch and complain

1122
01:41:41,220 --> 01:41:43,660
about this ranking, know that the percentages

1123
01:41:43,660 --> 01:41:47,260
are so insignificantly small.

1124
01:41:49,540 --> 01:41:52,660
Yeah, like that's usually what happens when it's a B plus.

1125
01:41:52,660 --> 01:41:56,460
So fight us.

1126
01:41:56,460 --> 01:42:01,460
All right, this is currently sitting below the Willoughbys.

1127
01:42:01,700 --> 01:42:02,540
Okay.

1128
01:42:03,420 --> 01:42:06,180
It is sitting below Elemental.

1129
01:42:06,180 --> 01:42:07,020
Okay.

1130
01:42:07,780 --> 01:42:10,420
It's below Detective Pikachu.

1131
01:42:10,420 --> 01:42:12,740
Damn, I didn't know we gave it that high.

1132
01:42:12,740 --> 01:42:16,620
Dude, I rewatched that not too long ago.

1133
01:42:16,620 --> 01:42:18,340
Freaking love that movie.

1134
01:42:18,340 --> 01:42:19,460
Yeah, it still holds up.

1135
01:42:19,460 --> 01:42:21,340
It still holds up, it's so fun.

1136
01:42:21,340 --> 01:42:23,500
Okay, all right.

1137
01:42:23,500 --> 01:42:25,460
It is below Freaky.

1138
01:42:26,820 --> 01:42:27,820
Okay.

1139
01:42:27,820 --> 01:42:31,020
And then it is below How to Train Your Dragon.

1140
01:42:31,020 --> 01:42:31,940
Yeah, fair enough.

1141
01:42:33,300 --> 01:42:34,660
And then go in the opposite direction.

1142
01:42:34,660 --> 01:42:39,300
It is above Halloween 1978.

1143
01:42:39,300 --> 01:42:40,580
Bullshit.

1144
01:42:40,580 --> 01:42:41,420
Feeling.

1145
01:42:42,900 --> 01:42:46,420
It is above the Iron Claw.

1146
01:42:46,420 --> 01:42:48,660
Okay, wow, all right.

1147
01:42:48,660 --> 01:42:49,820
Not gonna argue.

1148
01:42:49,820 --> 01:42:52,900
Yeah, it is above Poor Things.

1149
01:42:53,900 --> 01:42:54,740
Okay.

1150
01:42:55,580 --> 01:42:57,420
It is above In the Heights.

1151
01:42:58,660 --> 01:42:59,500
All right.

1152
01:42:59,500 --> 01:43:01,780
And it is above Frozen 2.

1153
01:43:03,100 --> 01:43:06,780
Wow, okay, not bad.

1154
01:43:08,100 --> 01:43:08,940
Yeah, right?

1155
01:43:09,860 --> 01:43:12,140
So I think it has a pretty decent home.

1156
01:43:12,140 --> 01:43:13,660
I agree.

1157
01:43:13,660 --> 01:43:14,500
Yeah.

1158
01:43:15,300 --> 01:43:18,140
Well, unless you got anything else to add.

1159
01:43:18,140 --> 01:43:19,300
No, nothing.

1160
01:43:19,300 --> 01:43:20,900
All right.

1161
01:43:20,900 --> 01:43:24,380
Well, that would wrap up this week's breakdown.

1162
01:43:27,460 --> 01:43:28,300
Yeah.

1163
01:43:28,300 --> 01:43:33,300
So next week, we will be breaking down

1164
01:43:33,780 --> 01:43:38,300
the Sony movie that I don't think either of us

1165
01:43:38,300 --> 01:43:40,700
have super high hopes for again.

1166
01:43:41,740 --> 01:43:45,220
No, and apparently it's supposed to be the last,

1167
01:43:45,220 --> 01:43:46,540
at least for a while.

1168
01:43:46,540 --> 01:43:48,380
Good?

1169
01:43:48,380 --> 01:43:52,220
They're gonna try to more self-focus on just Spider-Man.

1170
01:43:52,220 --> 01:43:55,380
They're not killing it, this universe,

1171
01:43:55,380 --> 01:44:00,380
but yeah, for how little financial return they've gotten,

1172
01:44:01,700 --> 01:44:02,940
Sony decided to.

1173
01:44:02,940 --> 01:44:04,340
Yeah, shocker.

1174
01:44:04,340 --> 01:44:06,140
Yeah, I know, right?

1175
01:44:06,140 --> 01:44:07,940
Yeah, Sony's decided to take a break

1176
01:44:07,940 --> 01:44:12,940
from non-Spider-Man related Spider-Man movies.

1177
01:44:13,620 --> 01:44:14,460
Yeah.

1178
01:44:14,460 --> 01:44:19,460
Hey, you think these movies about Spider-Man's villains

1179
01:44:19,460 --> 01:44:21,140
aren't doing well because, I don't know,

1180
01:44:21,140 --> 01:44:24,500
maybe you're not including the goddamn superhero?

1181
01:44:24,500 --> 01:44:25,340
Exactly.

1182
01:44:26,900 --> 01:44:28,140
It's not hard.

1183
01:44:28,140 --> 01:44:33,140
Like just, sure, you can focus on the villain for a good,

1184
01:44:33,140 --> 01:44:36,500
like I'd say a solid 80% of this movie.

1185
01:44:36,500 --> 01:44:41,260
Like give us a reason why Spider-Man is the asshole

1186
01:44:41,260 --> 01:44:43,860
and then have Spider-Man come in and whoop his ass.

1187
01:44:43,860 --> 01:44:46,780
Yep, see, there we go.

1188
01:44:47,820 --> 01:44:52,540
Anyway, completely different tension.

1189
01:44:53,500 --> 01:44:57,660
But yeah, so you guys can look forward to that next week.

1190
01:44:57,660 --> 01:44:59,700
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1191
01:44:59,700 --> 01:45:01,220
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1192
01:45:01,220 --> 01:45:02,540
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01:45:04,460 --> 01:45:06,340
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1195
01:45:06,340 --> 01:45:11,340
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1196
01:45:11,340 --> 01:45:16,340
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1197
01:45:16,860 --> 01:45:19,140
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1198
01:45:20,940 --> 01:45:24,380
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1199
01:45:24,380 --> 01:45:29,380
Craving the Hunter and that should be a fun episode.

1200
01:45:30,740 --> 01:45:32,780
So much fun.

1201
01:45:34,540 --> 01:45:38,700
But until then, this has been the All Bros podcast.

1202
01:45:38,700 --> 01:45:41,500
I'm Caleb and I'm Jonathan

1203
01:45:41,500 --> 01:45:44,060
and we will catch you guys next week.

1204
01:45:44,060 --> 01:45:45,300
Daces.

1205
01:45:45,300 --> 01:46:09,100
See ya.