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What is up bros? I'm Caleb. And I'm Jonathan. And we are a couple of bros on a mission to

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give you guys the most detailed movie reviews out there with as little bias as possible.

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Welcome to the all bros. This week on the podcast we have a couple items. I've actually

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watched movies this week despite. It's not as it's not as much as I may have promised

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to watch or may have like said I was going to watch. I am still playing Breath of the

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Wild and that is occupying a good chunk of my time. Hey man I broke the promise that

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I made last week. I said I was going to watch Jackass 4 and 4.5 and I did not. But next

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week I'm not going to say that I'm actually going to but shooting for that. Yeah well

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if you guys if you guys know us or are new and you choose to take what we say at face

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value that's more on you than it is us. Say say your expectations on. Yes. Set your expectations

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of us at a at a reasonable level and you'll you'll only be disappointed like I'd say 70

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percent of the time outside of that. I mean good. I would have put a higher. I know. Yeah

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but uh yeah so anyway so yeah we'll get into weekly watch talk about what we've been watching

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this week and then we'll get into our breakdown of one of unfortunately my more anticipated

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movies of the year outside of like Deadpool and Wolverine because I was like obviously

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number one. Yeah he was hype in this movie of after the trip. I was dude. The freaking

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trailers looked sick. But anyway. Spoiler warning for how that are this episode is going

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to go. So before we go and ruin anything else let's say we get on into this. Let's do it.

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Hell yeah. Hey this is Mike E.T. and Grant and Billy and we are failing in Hollywood.

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Yeah you're listening to the All Bros podcast with Caleb and Jonathan Rose or just Rose.

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Is it Rose or Jonathan. I don't know. Caleb calls him Rose. He introduces himself Jonathan.

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It's a thing but he's as sweet as a rose. He's a very nice person. The only. Yes. I

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love that our reviews are just fine. They're fine. They're mediocre reviews. They're fine.

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I'm not going to argue but I just find that someone I find it funny that someone finally

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pointed it out. Yeah. All right. Getting into our first segment this week weekly watch.

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Rose and I both watched a couple of movies this week or you watch a couple. I watched

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one but anyway. So why don't you tell everyone what you watch this week. All right. So.

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It took me. God how old is this movie like almost 30 years now. But I finally watched

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Beetlejuice. I don't know why it took me this long for you know how much I love these kind

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of movies. I love Tim Burton. He's a great director. I love his style but I just never

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got around to watching Beetlejuice. Finally watched it. You know with Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

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coming out. I was going to say this Friday but you know this gets released on Monday

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so it's already out when you listen to this. But considering how excited you know I find

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it funny that I am so freaking excited for that movie after the trailers and I've been

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listening to a lot of the Broadway musical Beetlejuice and I've seen some clips from

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that. So like that just got me so much into Beetlejuice that I'm like you know what I

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should probably watch the movie like the original movie that started. That's probably a good

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idea. I finally did and you know what I now understand why it has such a following. I

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didn't love it as much as I'm sure a lot of people do but I do think it's a good movie.

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Like it's very Tim Burton aesthetic which is a good thing. Like his style is definitely

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there and I want to say this was like the first movie I like kicked off his type of

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art style because this came out in 1988. Definitely one of the I don't know where I was going

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with that. Probably one of it seems like one of the first that started to show that style

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off. Yeah but like honestly the only thing I have wrong with this movie is just it took

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me a little bit to get into the story but once I did like once we enter the afterlife

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I feel this movie just takes off and it's a great time for the rest of the movie. Michael

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Keaton shocker is like amazing as Beetlejuice. It's unfortunate that he's only on screen

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I think for like 17 minutes but for story wise I understand. It makes sense. Winona

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Ryder is fantastic especially for how young she was here. It's like it's so crazy seeing

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her in like one of her first acting roles and comparing to where she is now it's awesome

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but it's crazy. Freaking oh my god who played Mrs. McKelster's mom. Catherine O'Hara. Thank

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you. Why did I forget her name for a minute? What is wrong with me? Catherine O'Hara she

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is fantastic in this. I did not know that Alc Baldwin was in this movie like because

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I don't think I remembered the poster a lot and the 4k poster is this poster just a Beetlejuice

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and so like when I saw that Alc Baldwin was in this I'm like oh shit that's awesome but

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no he's great in it. Everyone's great it's just it took me a minute to get into the story

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but like I said after that I was fully on board. I love Tim Burton's art style it's

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so crazy and like out there but I absolutely love it and I just I love all the practical

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effects that he brings to his movies especially this one like it was freaking insane and I

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I actually love that I knew it going in because I found it more funny is when Michael Keaton

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Beetlejuice is like giving his speech to Alc Baldwin and I'm sorry let me find out her

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name really quickly because she was fantastic and I just forgot her name. So when he's given

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his speech to Alc Baldwin and Gina Davis and they you know exit the the model of the town

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that's in the Dietz home he's like oh where did you go freaking out and everything and

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he kicks over one of the plastic trees and it wasn't supposed to fall it was supposed

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to stay there it was to say a stage error and after that happens he turns around he's

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just like nice fucking model. Like I can't believe that was improv by Michael Keaton

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but like the fact that I knew that it just made it that much more funny. Dude Michael

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Keaton is an absolute gem. He is oh my god I yeah I cannot wait to see him return to

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this character when I go see this. I think he knows what we're all going there for and

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so I pray that Michael Keaton's in this more. I read that it's the same amount of screen

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time. God damn it. But hey you know if the story's good and it makes sense why he's in

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it you know for the same amount of time I'm totally cool with that I trust Tim Burton.

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But I found it funny that someone asked Winona Ryder like why it took so long to make a Beetle

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Juice 2 and her answer was the best she said oh we're waiting for Jenny Ortega to be born.

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Sorry, Jenna Ortega not Jenny Ortega. That's perfect. Right. I was looking I while you were

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looking all up some of the stuff I was looking at Tim Burton's directory like are just the

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things that he's directed. So his first thing that he's credited with is a short from 1971.

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Oh shit. And so he from between there and 1982 it was nothing but shorts. So he like

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he had like. Yeah. So so between 1971 and 1982. So was that 11 years. He was doing just

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shorts. Then in 83 he did Hansel and Gretel a TV movie. And then in 84 he directed Frankenweenie.

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Adventure. I love that movie. Yeah. And then he did two two show like one episode of two

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different shows. And then his his second movie was Beetle Juice. OK. Oh yeah. Awesome. And

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then he fricking then he just fricking went ham because then it was his Beetle Juice.

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And then like like one after another fricking Beetle Juice then the Batman Edward Scissor

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Hands Batman Returns and like fricking wild fricking nuts. I mean I get it people people

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love his aesthetic and I'm I'm on board with it. Have you ever seen the original Frankenweenie.

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Yes. Yes I have. What are your thoughts. I I liked it. I did too. I mean I love the I

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love the animated version more of course. And I'm glad that you know Tim Burton was

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able to actually create what he wanted Frankenweenie to originally be. But yeah no no the original

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short film was pretty good. Yeah it has like it has a certain charm to it. It does. Yeah.

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No I definitely agree. So with Beetlejuice hope fans don't kill me for this but I'm going

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to give it a stream it. I watched it at home and I think it's perfectly fine watching it

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at home. Yes there are you know some things that happen in the afterlife that are like

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super super cool but I don't think that they need to be seen on the big screen personally.

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I'm sure with Beetlejuice Beetlejuice I'm going to feel differently like I'm going to be like

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oh shit like I wish I saw that and freaking IMAX. I don't know. We'll see. Just because

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I I don't know what like what you're referring to but I'm assuming it's like the stop motion

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looking stuff right. It's that and like how the land of the dead is represented. OK. Yeah

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I I have a feeling we may change our minds just so we could like have that direct comparison

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between Beetlejuice Beetlejuice and this. Yeah. That's fair. But yeah I'm actually going to

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try and watch this before I go see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Hell yeah. They. Yeah. I enjoyed

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it. I'm glad that I finally watched it and I understand why it has such a cult following.

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Next up for me I watched one of my favorite reboots of a franchise and that is The Muppets.

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I love this movie to death. Most people when they say oh like you know the Muppet movie

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or Muppets Take Manhattan like those are the movies that like were either their first introduction

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to The Muppets or like what made them love The Muppets. I mean I've known what them who

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The Muppets were since I was a kid but I feel like I never like really dived a lot into

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them like you know like I saw I saw The Muppets Take Manhattan. I saw that Oz movie that they

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made with The Muppets. I don't know if you saw that. No. OK. I specifically remember

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them doing an Oz version of The Muppets. So. Do you want to hear something freaking crazy.

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I cannot say for sure that I've seen any Muppets movie. Not even this one. Not even this one.

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I've seen I've seen bits and pieces. So I know. So what I know about this is that Jason

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Seagal's character and then this little Muppet at the top next to the I don't know his name

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the meeper dude beaker beaker. Yeah. He's not wrong. That's all he does. Oh yeah. I

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know that they were raised as brothers. Yeah. And I am familiar with their song and I know

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that he has like a like a fantasy dream or whatever where he is a human and he's played

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by Jim Parsons. Dude I thought I did that. I won an Oscar. That was so cool. Yeah. Outside

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of that I don't believe I've watched anything else because I don't recall. Really. Yeah.

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I don't recall seeing Amy Adams like any of her performance in this movie. I mean honestly

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if you do want to like actually start watching The Muppets this is a perfect place to start.

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Like you said I've seen like like you know and now think about I don't think I ever actually

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fully watched all of Muppets Take Manhattan like I saw like bits and pieces. I know I

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watched the full special. I've seen some things from the Christmas Carol but I feel like this

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was the movie that like I watched from start to finish of The Muppets and after watching

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I'm like OK like I finally understand why The Muppets means so much to people like I

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finally get it because these characters are freaking great. And kudos to Jason Seagal

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for getting this movie off the ground web because The Muppets were acquired by Disney

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in I think 2004 and it took a while for them to actually like get a new movie going and

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Jason Seagal presented this movie. Disney really really liked it. And so he was able

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to because I want to say he's he's a huge Muppets fan. And so the fact that he got to

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like probably like make one of his dream movies and star in it that's just freaking awesome.

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And guy knocked out of the park watching them like have to come together to save The Muppets

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studio super super cool idea of like I know they get the band back together storyline

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is like done to death but I feel like this one made it fresh again and it was really

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funny watching where The Muppets ended up after their stardom ended. So like I was the

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movie that followed this one The Muppets most wanted. I don't I actually haven't seen that

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one fully either. I need to like it's probably sad that this is like the only Muppets movie

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I've seen fully besides. Well the always one doesn't count because I was a TV special but

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for how much I love this movie and it made me realize why these characters are so great

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and mean so much to people. I would love to see this on the big screen if I ever got the

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chance. So The Muppets five dollar Tuesday. Yeah dude the most. So I I never watched The

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Muppets growing up like I I've never seen any of the original show. I've only seen like

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listen like bits and pieces man. I'm like the most same. Yeah. So the most of the of

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the show that I've watched is the I guess the reboot that they released on Disney plus

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and that's when Iris like started TV. And so I was like OK cool. So now she's paying

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attention. So I threw on The Muppets. She liked it a little bit. Not enough for me to

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be like OK let's keep watching it because it was more. I found it annoying and I'm still

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dude I'm still of the mindset. Some of like I mean obviously some of like the big characters

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I know the difference between The Muppets and Frickin Sesame Street. Some of the more

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vague characters I'm like I couldn't quite place you. Damn. Like I always confused who

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I always think that the the the blue guy is part of The Muppets. Oh Gonzo. Yeah. You think

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Gonzo is part of Sesame Street. He's not Grover. Is he is he part of Muppets. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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So I know what the nose. Whoops. Yeah dude you're thinking of Grover. That's right. That's

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right. He's the one I know they both start with. But there is a huge difference between

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Grover and Gonzo. But Gonzo is really not that blue. And isn't Gonzo the one that also

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dresses like a superhero. Yeah. OK. Well oh yeah Grover does too doesn't he. Oh does he.

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Dude son of a bitch. Yeah. All right I guess they should have been more distinctive with

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these blue characters. OK I need to look it up. I think how they didn't make Elmo green

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or people would have really gotten him and Kermit confused even though Kermit is a frickin

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frog but still. Yeah dude I don't. Yeah. Frickin two blue people with weird like they're both

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blue people with weird noses. And it says like if you frickin Google Grover Sesame Street

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it says Muppet character. No no. Not a Muppet character. So anyway I get the Muppets and

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the characters of Sesame Street confused quite often as you can tell. You know what I'm not

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going to give you a hard time for that. I get it. As long as OK as long as you know

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that Kermit the frog piggy Miss Piggy and Fozzie the bear are the Muppet are part of

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the Muppets not Sesame Street. Those I feel like are the three that if you don't know

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like what the hell is wrong with you. I know Kermit and Miss Piggy those are like the big

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two. I also know what's his face the one in the trash can. That's not the Muppets that

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says. You're thinking of Oscar the Grouch. Oh god damn it. Who the hell am I thinking

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of. Like they look exactly alike. Are you thinking of like animal the drummer from

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Muppets. I might be the same color. I know I might I might be thinking of the same. Oh

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my gosh dude. They're so like in my mind. Are they both like are they both Jim Henson.

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I believe they are. Yeah I think both of them are Jim Henson properties. OK. That helps

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me a little bit. Not much but a little bit. Wait I want to make sure. But you know who

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I always get a Fonzo confused with. Who. Freaking elf. I hate you. I just want you to know that.

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You know what. Fair enough dude. OK. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not the biggest fan of myself right

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now either. All jokes man. All jokes of course. Holy shit. OK. So yeah. I bet you some people

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are just like ripping their hair out right now. I don't know any like big Muppets fans

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but I wish that I did because just yeah. I feel that they'd want to throw their phone

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after hearing you think that Oscar the Grouch is a frickin Muppet. Dude honestly. Hold on.

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If you look up Oscar the Grouch it says Muppet character but he's part of Sesame Street not

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the Muppets. There's a difference between being a Muppet and part of the Muppets. That's

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what Jim Henson called basically all of his animatron or characters from Sesame Street

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to shit. What is that. Fraggle Rock. Was that what it was called. Dude. Let's not throw

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in Fraggle Rock. Let's not throw in more Muppets. OK. I'm already getting confused as it is.

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I've never seen Fraggle Rock so I can't even tell my own those characters. And you said

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did you say that Jim Henson had something to do with with both. Oh yeah. So he did both

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Sesame Street and the Muppets. Oh my hell. There's there's not much of an excuse but

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because I didn't watch freaking Sesame Street as a kid either. Really. Deadass. That's shock.

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That shocks me. I thought like having known you I thought your mom would be OK with you

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watching Sesame Street like there was really nothing like bad. It wasn't. I think I just

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I think I just by the time my mom allowed I wouldn't even say allowed us because that

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would have been completely fine. I don't think it's anything I'll have to ask her about that.

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like the shows that she used to turn on for me and my brothers were all like very different

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like all of mine were like Disney based. So she had she turned on like Winnie the Pooh

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or classic. Yeah. Or just just classic Disney. Like classic Disney was what was what she

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turned on for me in terms of like baby shows. And then it was like Blues Clues like those

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types of shows. So she mostly stuck to those two networks Nickelodeon and Disney Channel

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or Disney. I wouldn't say she stuck to it because I I don't know. Like it was mostly

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that. And then we got to like when Koi came around his his jam like was also Disney. But

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what was his he really liked Franklin the Turtle. Oh yeah. Classic. And he like I think

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that was like his big show. And then Bronson when he came around like early 2000s he really

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liked Little Bill. Oh yeah. I'm a little bill. Yeah. A show that probably hasn't aged well.

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Yeah. Oh Bill Cosby. I mean you could say the same thing about Fat Albert. So fair.

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Totally fair. But yeah. So like we all had like our shows. And so I don't remember any

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of us watching like Muppets or Sesame Street. Like I don't think any of us watched those.

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Like the Muppets I can understand a little bit just because. Yeah. Muppets is like a

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little like slightly older audience. Yeah exactly. Yeah. It's a little more mature than

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Sesame Street. But I am a little I'm just shocked about Sesame Street because I thought

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like every kid every millennial has seen at least one episode of Sesame Street. If if

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we watch Sesame Street it was never like my mom always kind of made a big deal or like

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not like made a big deal about it but just like would do something special for shows

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that we used to watch. So like Winnie the Pooh I had like Winnie the Pooh sheets and

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blankets and stuff like that. Same thing with like other shows that we we watched like I

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remember fricking like when we were into Power Rangers we had Power Rangers like fricking

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underwear. Dude I'm glad my mom wasn't the only one that did that. What like sheets and

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underwear. Well yeah. Because fricking like when it came to like the next big thing that

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I was you know into whether it be like Spider-Man or Hulk or the Incredibles for that like Christmas

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my mom would always get me like the fricking comforter set. Yeah that was my mom's go to

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move. Yeah like Koi had fricking Spider-Man sheets and we were very particular over who

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had whose sheets. Like we would get pissed like those are my sheets. Like we'd get we'd

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get fricking livid about it. Oh that's great. Yeah but we also like we also like different

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like textures like Koi like those like those fuzzy cotton sheet covers. Yeah. And I like

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the the smoother ones like the I don't even know what they're called like the polyester

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ones I guess. Okay. So like we had very different like feels and so anytime I had to use Koi's

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like because his were like the only clean sheets I would almost refuse to sleep in them.

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I don't like it. It makes my skin feel weird. No offense man but you're sounding like Kyle's

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cousin Kyle from South Park. You know what fair enough fair enough. But yeah. These sheets

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give my skin a rash. Okay I never got like a rash but no it wasn't like it it wasn't

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like they made my skin feel like itchy or anything. It was like they were like too warm.

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and so when you lay in them it was like oh like it you're so hot and I like I run warm.

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So anytime we have like like like those cotton sheets like I want to freaking die. You're

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just like Briel why did you do this to me. I know dude I freaking sweat. I sweat like

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a pig like if I'm in any other if I'm in sheets that don't breathe like it's freaking it's

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it's it's nuts. But yeah that was my mom's go to move with the comforter set. I love

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it. Yeah. But yeah I'll have to ask her about Muppets and Sesame Street like yeah I'm very

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interested now. Yeah definitely let me know she says I'm wondering if it's like the same

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situation with Iris where she's just like she wasn't into it. So we stopped watching

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it. No clue for. Yeah. I'm moving on to what I watched this week. I only watched one thing

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and I watched Jackpot the John Cena Aquafina movie on Amazon Prime bro. Surprisingly good.

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It was a lot better than I thought it was going to be. Yeah. Caleb is definitely convinced

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me to watch this movie now. So I'm excited to check it out. It's it's surprisingly funny.

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Like like I said I thought this was going to be like a cheap stupid like whatever comedy

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like this is is really freaking funny and it has some of my like favorite aspects of

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this like just it had like creative kind of like purge style kills. Love that. Which was

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which was super fun. And what I like about it is John Cena's characters like super concerned

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about everyone's safety like he'll forget put people down but he'll start like he'll

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run up to them and like turn them on their side and he's like we don't want to choke

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on their tongue. And so he does like weird shit like that and Aquafina is just like let's

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get the hell out of here. And it's it's pretty funny. It's a it's a really good time. So

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yeah I don't want to spoil too much of it just for anyone that does want to watch it.

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I feel like I already spoiled a shit ton for you before we even started recording. But

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it's so dude honestly you telling me like in aspects about John Cena's character like

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makes me want to watch him more. So trust me you didn't spoil it for me. Yeah but it's

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fun. It's really fun. And yeah it's got a lot of like really good bits in it. I'd say

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like if I had to take a guesstimate on how many of the jokes land I'd put it in like

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the high 80s. Like I'd say about 85 percent of the jokes land. That's really good. Yeah.

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Like I said I could have been like I could have been tired when I watched it. But I mean

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honestly that makes certain comedies so much more fun. It does. And then I'm like I feel

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like such an idiot sometimes because I'll do that where I'll watch a comedy when I'm

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really tired. And then I'm like oh my gosh like showing my wife I'm just like oh my gosh

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like I need to like check this movie out. It's so freaking funny. And then all this the same

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bits over it. I'm like wait a minute. Yeah. Like oh no. Did this suck. But yeah it's it's

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a good time if you get a chance to watch it. Highly recommend. Which is why I'm going to

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be giving this a stream it enough for any other reason is it's it does not need to be

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seen on the big screen. Like there's nothing in this that's like oh my goodness. Like it's

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stuff that's you're perfectly fine watching it at home. Fair enough. But yeah that's all

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I watched this week. Hell yeah. All right. Well with that let's say we move on to our

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breakdown this week. Yeah. Kayla's favorite movie of 2024. Shut up.

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All righty. Getting into this week's breakdown. If you guys are new to our breakdown system

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we have split movies into eight different categories that we individually score to come

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to a final Albrose letter grade. The eight categories that we will be scoring are story

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writing acting character development effects music costumes and they will give it our own

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personal score at the very end. All those numbers get magically added up and spit through

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our algorithm and give us a letter grade to compare this movie to others of a similar

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grade. So without further ado if you have not seen the crow you're probably fine. Rose

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is about to spoil the entire frickin movie for you. I just thought did we even say that

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we were doing the crow at the beginning of the episode because I don't remember. I don't

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know if we did. Shit. OK. Surprise. Shitty surprise. But yeah. I mean well I mean it's

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the the title of the episode. I know they'd be able to tell from that. All right. So that's

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true. But yeah I could ruin my bit. No I like we usually don't miss that. That no just I

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was thinking about that. I'm like oh shit I don't even think that we're just like bagging

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on this movie and I don't think we even said the title. Yeah. Yeah. So if you have not

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seen this movie Rose is about to spoil the whole thing for you and you're probably fine.

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You know what I'm I was telling Caleb this that at least with this movie it got us interested

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in watching the original. Yeah. So and this and this movie did so poorly that we're going

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to be able to stream it for free. I legitimately almost postponed having us do this episode

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because I saw that is like oh the crow comes to streaming due to bad performance of the

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reboot. I was like great. Like now we don't have to pay to go see it. And then they're

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like no but it's the original that that that's coming to streaming. And I'm like ah man did

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they say what streaming service. Oh that's a good question. Let's find out. Nineteen

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ninety four looks like it's on Paramount Plus. Oh yeah. OK. So yeah. So if you guys want

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to check out the OG the crow there you go. The crow has a shit ton of movies. Yeah. I

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remember seeing that. It's freaking insane. Yeah. The crow city of angels the crow salvation

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just straight up crow the crow wicked prayer. That's all I've seen so far. That's pretty

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nuts. Yeah. I'll have to I'll have to message Riley from or Mr. Plunge about that because

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any movies that have more than four or I think it's either three or four he throws in his

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movie wheel. So oh hell yeah. So he may need to watch those movies. Yes. Oh yeah. I'd love

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to see him react to those. Oh man dude some of those movies have some crazy casts. Do

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I. I was shocked to find out the freaking Ernie Hudson was in the first crow Ernie Hudson.

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Yeah. Mr. Yeah. I'm pretty. OK. You know what I want to make sure here. I swear that he

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is Mr. Winston Zedemore himself. Yep. Yeah he is. Geez. I love that his picture. There's

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a twenty twenty two movie called the crow. Huh. Forget I love that Ernie Hudson's picture

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is him from a comic con and his Ghostbusters jumpsuit. That makes me so happy. That is

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awesome. That is crazy. Dude the freaking cast for some of these crow movies is ridiculous.

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I I honestly will say I look forward to watching the original to get the taste the bad taste

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out of my mouth from this remake. Yeah. And if honestly if that OG ones good enough I'll

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probably get the others like I remember seeing Ernie Hudson comment on it and saying you

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know like Brandon Ralph lost his life making this movie and I don't understand why you're

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remaking it and just all the way in Lee Brandon. I'm sorry Superman. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I had a little like that because I freaking love Brandon Ralph. I'm sorry. My bad. I apologize.

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Brandon Lee. It's unfortunate that he lost his life making the original crow. And so

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yeah I know Ernie Hudson was definitely not game for them making this remake and now I

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understand why. I mean most most remakes of movies you don't really understand why they

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need to even when they say oh it's a reimagining it's still a goddamn remake. I don't care

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if you call it a reimagining. There are some you know diamonds in the rut looking at child's

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play. But this one definitely spoiler where it joins the group of like yeah even though

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I haven't even seen the original I know it's better than this one. In some aspects I'll

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say yes. In others I'm probably going to say no. There are some aspects of this movie that

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I feel are really good and I'm kind of excited to get into those. I'm interested to see your

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score because I feel we for the most part I think me and Caleb are going to be about

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the same but I think on some stuff we might differ a little bit. Yeah we'll see. We'll

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see. Yeah. Yeah. This is going to be interesting. But yeah we'll be posted that spoiler warning

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now. So if you listen beyond this point and anything spoiled for you you'll be fine. So

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let's get started in our favorite segment that we like to call reading with Rose. Right.

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So Eric an addict with a troubled childhood struggles with life and nightmares at a rehabilitation

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center. Shelly a musician with similar issues receives a video text from her friend Zadie.

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Is it Zadie or Zadie? I can't remember. Freaking Zadie. Dude the weird movies or the names

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in this movie were freaking ridiculous. Her parents weren't keen on Zadie. They had to

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do Zadie. Would it be edgy? Like I said ridiculous. Her friend Zadie that incriminates. OK I'm

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going to start over with that sentence. Shelly a musician with similar issues received a

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video text from her friend Zadie that incriminates Vincent Rogue a crime lord posing as a musical

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or aristocrat. Crat sorry. Freaking Disney film stuck in my head. Yeah when you said

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that I was like nope. I hate that movie for me always thinking that it's supposed to say

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aristocrat not aristocrat. Love that movie for everything else except for that reason.

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That would be hilarious if you were in a professional setting and be like oh he's just

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some big time aristocrat. What'd you say? Excuse me Mr. Rose do you want to repeat that?

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No I do not. Moving on. Using to save the video despite knowing that possessing it would

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mean her death Shelly attempts to go into hiding but is immediately pursued by for some reason

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that I didn't catch on to that. That I didn't even notice that she saved the video. Yeah

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what was I paying attention to that? Oh my gosh dude. Freaking bad decision. Well they

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were going to come after her either way. Yeah. Like they were like I think ultimately like

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that's what it came down to. They were going to kill her either way because Zadie is a

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bad friend. Yeah because unless it's like sent through Snapchat no one's going to know

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that you saved the damn video. Yeah but well so they found on Zadie's phone that she sent

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it to Shelly. Oh okay. And so they're like okay we need to track her down so they were

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going to kill her either way just to freaking tie up loose ends. But I just didn't realize

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that it was implied so much that she saved it to her phone. Yeah whatever. Let's see

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so so choosing to save the video despite knowing that possessing it would mean her death Shelly

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attempts to go into hiding but is immediately pursued by Rogues henchmen. They break their

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pursuit when Shelly is arrested for drug possession. Zadie is captured and interrogated by Rogue.

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He reveals that centuries ago he had made a pact with the devil to send innocent souls

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to hell in exchange for eternal life. Okay. I got to watch the original because I'm curious

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if like it like the character is the same whatever. He forces Zadie to kill herself

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by whispering incantations in her ear. Shelly is sent to the same rehab center where Eric

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is situated. The two become smitten with each other and bond over time. When Marion Rogues

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right hand suddenly appears at the institution Shelly panics and convinces Eric to help her

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escape. They take refuge in the vacant home of one of Shelly's friends and the two quickly

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fall in love and attempt to live a carefree to carefree life together but are soon found

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by Rogues men and murdered. I will say that that scene was very hard to watch watching

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them like freaking get murdered with the plastic bags over their heads. That was that was effed.

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Dude it was intense. It was super intense. Like the acting was really good from both

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of them in that scene I have to say. Hell yeah. Because dude I bet you they were kind

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of suffocating a little bit. Yeah like seriously. Eric awakens in a purgatory like a railyard

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where Kronos a spirit guide explains that Eric will have to kill Rogue to be reunited

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with Shelly. Revived and possessing the ability to heal from injuries Eric visits Sophia,

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Shelly's mother who was present with Marion at the rehab center. Sophia reveals that she

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made a deal with Rogue wealth in exchange for Shelly's soul. After Eric leaves Rogue

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visits Sophia to inquire about Eric but forces her to jump off the roof when dissatisfied

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with her answers. Yeah when he like started walk you know after he whispered to her and

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you know he walked down just like yeah she's gonna jump. Like the way that the like shot

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was panning out and like it kept like kind of going a little further as he was walking

377
00:44:27,260 --> 00:44:34,240
away I'm like yeah like come on we all know she's gonna jump and we're gonna yeah. They

378
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made it so freaking obvious too. Like they didn't even like try to hide it. Like it was

379
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it was a freaking like they should have centered him and then they should have like panned

380
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:50,560
over to the like to the side a little bit like right before BAM because then it would

381
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have wouldn't have been or it wouldn't have felt quite as obvious. But yeah like the fact

382
00:44:56,280 --> 00:45:01,240
that he was on the left hand side of the screen walking towards you and you got a perfectly

383
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clear view of the sidewalk behind you it's like yeah duh. Yeah. Say Eric after Eric after

384
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Eric leaves Rogue visits Sophia to inquire about Eric but forces her to jump off the

385
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roof when dissatisfied with her answers. Eric proceeds to hunt down and kill several Rogue's

386
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men and find Shelly's phone with the incriminating video revealing that Rogue had previously

387
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:29,560
forced Shelly to kill a woman. Suddenly doubting his love for Shelly Eric loses his ability

388
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to heal and is again killed. Return to the afterlife Eric makes a deal with Kronos to

389
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take Shelly's place in hell in exchange for another chance to kill Rogue. Rogue learns

390
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:43,880
of Eric's supernatural abilities and orders Marion to lure him to them in order to seize

391
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:48,900
Eric's powers. Eric tracks Marion to an opera house savagely killing all of Rogue's men

392
00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:54,620
to reach her. Marion reluctantly discloses Rogue's location before Eric decapitates her.

393
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Rogue manages to subdue Eric and attempts to steal his powers before Eric is able to

394
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:02,760
transport them both to the afterlife where he quickly finishes Rogue and save Shelly's

395
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:08,640
soul. After a brief reunion between the lovers Shelly is revived on the night of their deaths

396
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:13,520
and mourns for Eric after Kronos disguised as a medic tells her that he gave his life

397
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:18,360
for her. Eric accepts his fate content in his belief that their souls will one day find

398
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,360
each other again.

399
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It's the perfect way to sum up this movie.

400
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:38,680
Dude it was so rough. Let's get straight into this dude. The story structure of the first

401
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:54,640
half sucked. Yeah. It was so bad. 100%. They have this situation where I don't feel like

402
00:46:54,640 --> 00:47:04,080
they establish things quite right. Like what they do is, like you see this scene of a young

403
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:13,120
Eric walking down this road and he sees a horse that's injured and has barbed wire and

404
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:21,400
stuff and it's jumping back and forth between young Eric and scars guard Eric. And you're

405
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:27,160
just like, it was jarring. I thought because he kept looking to the house where all the

406
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:35,720
crows were. I was like, okay, so he's already like crowfied or like, is this like he's having

407
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:41,680
flashbacks to like when he'd be like to something like what's the deal here? And no, it's just

408
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:47,280
that was young him and then the completely unrelated scene in the other, like when it

409
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:55,120
was scars guard and I'm like, this is odd jumping back and forth. And then it cuts to

410
00:47:55,120 --> 00:48:00,920
and turns out he's in some fricking like rehab facility and we don't even like see him until

411
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:08,840
Shelley gets there. And I'm like, that doesn't track. Yeah. No, I will say I didn't think

412
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:13,440
that I get what you're saying with like the whole like, Oh, kind of just seems like he's

413
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:20,960
already crowfied at the beginning. I feel, I mean, they didn't explain this well, but

414
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:27,120
I feel that just for like the, the, and you know, I'll get to this with writing, because

415
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:31,960
I actually really liked, I will say I did like the monologue that he's giving at the

416
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:37,640
beginning of this movie. When he's explaining, you know, like, you know, what death can do

417
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:46,400
to somebody and all this stuff. I feel that even before the Kronos explains what the crow

418
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:53,480
means, when it comes to death, I feel that like all those crows being there, I, that

419
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:59,720
just represented death to me. So I didn't think as him being already the crow as a child

420
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:07,160
or crow fight is, did you say crowfied? Yeah. Okay. I like that word. I like that word.

421
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:12,680
But like it is a very weird opening because like you get like this, like, like I said,

422
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:16,640
like really powerful monologue that he's giving because like, he's like, what do you say?

423
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:21,840
I'm just like, yeah, it's so fricking true. I'm really like connecting to what you're

424
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:28,440
saying. But then it's like bouncing back and forth between young and present day Eric.

425
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:35,560
And I'm just like, okay, so you get this, this young Eric that's dealing with the death

426
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:40,960
of his, I'm assuming a horse that he was very close to and he's trying to save. Yeah. Which

427
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:47,720
they never established this. No, it could have easily been a parent. Yeah. No, like,

428
00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:52,320
like seriously. Um, and then fricking like, doesn't it like after he like slices his hand

429
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:56,280
on the barbed wire, doesn't it like fully commit to him being an adult? Like, isn't

430
00:49:56,280 --> 00:50:03,160
that like the last we see? Yeah, pretty much. Okay. Like it. So what threw me with that

431
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:07,920
scene is that it kept jumping, like when it was jumping to him as an adult, it looked

432
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:14,280
like he was inside a trailer. Yeah, I did. So I think that's why I was thinking, okay,

433
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:20,640
is this just some other dude or like what's, what's the deal here? Yeah, that's fair. Like,

434
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:24,400
is he having a nightmare because he's sensing this death? Cause that's what made me think

435
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:30,200
that he was all crowfied. Like it was the crow inside him that was like sensing the

436
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:37,320
death that was happening or that was occurring outside his door. Yeah. Like that, that's,

437
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:43,320
that's what got was getting me. No, that makes sense. Yeah. They really did not do a great

438
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:49,400
job at, at establishing a lot of stuff. Yeah. And then they just, they basically completely

439
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:56,000
ignore that scene. The rest of the fricking film. Yeah. Other than, other than he like

440
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:03,040
looks at his hands and you see the scars from the barbed wire. Yeah, that's literally it.

441
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:07,240
Such a weird opening seeing him like, you know, like a, you see like a closeup shot

442
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:13,220
of him just walking through on these, these muddy trails holding, I think it was a seven

443
00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:19,960
11 bag with a fricking, what was it in it? I think it was just a bottle of alcohol, right?

444
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:24,760
Yeah. That's what it looked like. Yeah. And then fricking, yeah. And then like, you know,

445
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:30,320
like him dealing with, with the horse and, you know, trying to stop it from dying, but

446
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:35,120
you know, he can't slice his hand. And then we fully jump into him as, as an adult in

447
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:41,480
this rehab center. And like, I remember it taking me, cause it, you know, it's so sudden

448
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:46,320
that like, I actually missed the part when we jumped to the rehab center and it actually

449
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:52,560
says that it's a rehab center. Like when they do like the first shot of like the building

450
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:58,920
and it says, it says the name for some re I guess like the shot for me at least, because

451
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:05,200
I'm sorry, I didn't, I found this movie very boring. So like some shots, like, like I was

452
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:11,920
a little slow with. So like, it wasn't until like a little, it took me a little bit more

453
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:18,640
to be like, okay, so this is a rehab center. This isn't like fricking prison. Okay. Yeah.

454
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:26,240
So it was your date. You're totally right. It was, it was boring. It was hard to follow

455
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:32,600
because like they don't focus on him. Like they, they shifted their focus to Shelley.

456
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:38,120
Yeah. And then like, it was like Shelley's whole deal. And then you see her go and get

457
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:44,600
arrested and then she gets sent to this rehab facility and you're just like, dude, what

458
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:52,040
is going on? Like it was, it was hard to follow. And then they just kind of fell for each other

459
00:52:52,040 --> 00:53:01,760
so ridiculously hard and fast. It was, yeah, it was, it was so hard, dude. Like you understand

460
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:06,680
where, why his little crush comes from because he's the only one that sees her. She didn't

461
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:11,160
see him. Like she was being escorted by a guard. She didn't see shit. And then she's

462
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:23,280
like suddenly in his room and just like a flirting question mark. And it's like, it's

463
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:29,680
so, it's so weird. And then they, they escape, like it's, it's, it's unhinged behavior is,

464
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:35,080
is what's happening. And I'm like, dude, what in the actual ass, dude, especially the scene

465
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:38,880
when they're in the cafeteria and she sits down at his table and he's like, Oh, they

466
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:43,000
don't like the men and women sitting together. And she's just like, Oh, I know I'm a rule

467
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:47,760
breaker. Like some shit like that. I'm just like, is this supposed to be floor play? Because

468
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:52,280
this is really fricking weird. Yeah. And I'm like, well, obviously they don't care that

469
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:59,360
fricking much. Yeah. Like, cause she was there for a while. Yeah. And then the guy finally

470
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:04,160
like shouts like, Hey, and there's like, Oh, right on time. And then she's just able to

471
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:09,360
get up and go. Like there's no repercussions for that. Yeah. Like, okay. And then he, it

472
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:15,240
just kind of establishes like everyone in that facility hates him. Why? Just because

473
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:20,360
he keeps to himself, doesn't say shit. Like, yeah. Shouldn't that be a, a model? Uh, I'm

474
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:26,320
not going to say inmate, but a model patient. Yeah. So you guys are being a dick to him

475
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:34,120
for no reason at all. Like make that sense. I don't know. Maybe in like, right. Like,

476
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:39,960
like a rehab center, like you want the patient to actually communicate and you know, like

477
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:45,800
express themselves and you know, like really try to, um, understand the person. So like,

478
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:50,480
I don't, I'm not going to say I understand why they were the way that they are to him,

479
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:55,540
but like, if I'm comparing to like how they are in prison, like him keeping to himself

480
00:54:55,540 --> 00:54:59,960
and everything. Yeah. That's a model prisoner. Like that, that's what guards want. Like they

481
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:05,040
don't want any shit from you. They just want you to do what you're told and shut the, shut

482
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:10,600
the hell up. Um, but like in rehab, like they actually want you to talk to them. They, they,

483
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:16,000
they want to help you get better. So like, I don't condone their activity, but I get

484
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:20,160
why they're like always trying to like fricking like push him. You know, what would have helped

485
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:29,840
this a lot is if this, if one, they, they, they either like made a better distinction of time,

486
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:37,440
of how long the relationship lasted. Cause it felt like it was only like a week or two.

487
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:43,240
And I'm like, these are very, very strong feelings for like a week or two. You should have,

488
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:49,800
you needed to establish this as something more or at least show that this isn't just,

489
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:55,280
uh, a quick fling. Like they've, they spent like have, or they have spent like years together

490
00:55:55,280 --> 00:56:04,640
or at a year minimum, a year minimum. Cause it's like anything less than that is, is too

491
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:12,160
much for all the shit he went through. It's like, dude, fricking cut your losses. It felt

492
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:17,160
like a weekend at the crows. That's it. That's really what it felt like. Yup. With their

493
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:22,520
relationship. Yeah. So I think it would have helped is either they established that the

494
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:31,640
relationship took place over a longer period of time or they just show that the relationship

495
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:41,120
was pre-existing. Yes. That, that's yeah. 100%. Yeah. And then I think it would have made

496
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:46,160
more sense if she, if she was like the one, like if she had gotten this thing from, from

497
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:54,320
Zadie, like this message and just to like, to just to show his commitment towards her,

498
00:56:54,320 --> 00:57:00,440
you kind of have, like you could do all like the cutesy cutesy tootsy fricking, uh, couples

499
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:05,440
things that they did together. Like you could have had all of that, like shown them the,

500
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:12,640
the, the montage of that and then get into the fricking Zadie shit where Zadie sends

501
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:18,500
the message to Shelly. Shelly opens it, kind of freaks out, goes and gets herself arrested.

502
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:24,000
And then Eric's just like, Oh, what the shit. And so he goes and gets himself arrested and

503
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:29,640
put into the rehab and, and everything. Like basically just, just to show off his commitment

504
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:37,240
to her a bit better than this basically perfect stranger that he's thrown away his life for.

505
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:46,320
Yeah, no, I absolutely agree. Just, I don't know, like especially, you know, when he chooses

506
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:52,760
to bring her soul back to life for his, I'm just like, buddy, you knew her for like a

507
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:59,520
week. Like not even dude, like, holy shit. You really think it's worth spending the rest

508
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:06,960
of eternity in hell for her? You gave up your immortal soul for someone you don't even know.

509
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:16,000
Like, come on, man. So this is what I was, I'm getting that preexisting relationship

510
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,940
would have worked. Cause then you're like, Oh, like, damn, this dude is committed to

511
00:58:19,940 --> 00:58:28,080
her. And like I would have felt different about it versus like me just being like, okay,

512
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:33,960
trying to get on board with this relationship. That's just been going super quick. And like

513
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:39,040
you don't even need like a huge like explanation of like why their relationship is so strong.

514
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:43,240
Like give me just like a couple of minutes of like where they started, how far they've

515
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:50,740
come yada yada yada. I'll be way more behind why this relationship is so strong compared

516
00:58:50,740 --> 00:58:58,360
to freaking how it plays out in the movie. Yeah. Just give us a little bit more like

517
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:06,440
Bill Skarsgard monologue. Yeah, exactly. Like we, I would have been super down for that.

518
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:11,600
I mean, it would have been more Bill Skarsgard. So yeah. And it would have, it would have

519
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:19,520
explained or it would just establish that a lot better than what they did. And you need

520
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:24,480
to get rid of the freaking artsy fartsy shit. You need to freaking clear this movie. There's

521
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:32,760
a lot of that in this like, dude, I shit you not there was a whole sequence where like,

522
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:38,880
I think it was like shortly after Shelley died and he's like roaming through the streets

523
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:44,200
and this crow's basically like chasing him. Or I remember that. Yeah, I was like, I'm

524
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:48,560
going to take a minute to go to the bathroom and I ran out, went to the bathroom, came

525
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:54,200
back and then the scene like had ended and I'm like, bro. Yeah, dude, I didn't miss anything.

526
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:59,400
And then it was like, I remember the exact moment you're talking about and yet nothing

527
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:04,880
happened. Yeah. And then like I get back and I think it was like right before he was getting

528
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:12,400
kidnapped or taken by those guys and like died. Yeah. And I'm like, freaking dumb, freaking

529
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:20,840
dumb. So at least you can appreciate that. Like it actually gives you like a good bathroom

530
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:32,800
break moment. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. But honestly, after that, that's when the movie started

531
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:40,800
to pick up in like a good way. Like then it got, the story wasn't perfect by any stretch

532
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:45,360
of the imagination, like not even in the second half, but the second half picked up its pace

533
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:54,360
a little bit and I appreciated it for that. But I will say like when he's being told,

534
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:59,920
you know, like what happened to him and Shelley and you know, like what it caused, what he

535
01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:05,560
has to do and all this stuff. Like when we're in that area of purgatory, I thought that

536
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:10,600
was actually really cool. It looks like you're awesome. Yeah. Like those scenes were really

537
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:16,880
cool. I mean, I agree. Like after, like would you say like after they die, like that's when

538
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:26,400
it like takes off? It takes a while even after he dies. All right. Fair. Yeah. You got a

539
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:31,440
point. Because I mean, listen, like there are scenes after that that are like, okay,

540
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:38,040
cool. So like when he first like wakes up and fights that one cop and gets like stabbed

541
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:45,480
a couple of times, freaking sick. I hate this movie for that scene because, so when I go

542
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:49,920
to the movies, I usually don't get concessions just for some reason. I just don't. This movie

543
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:54,560
I decided and you know what, I don't feel like I'm going to love this movie. So I feel

544
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:58,680
I need some popcorn to get me through this movie. So, you know, I decided to get some

545
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:04,400
popcorn. I hate this. I hate that moment because that gunshot scared the ever living shit out

546
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:14,240
of me and I dropped a lot of my popcorn for that. So, screw this movie for that. Yeah.

547
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:20,080
All I got was a drink. So I was good. Oh, you mother effer. Yeah. But dude, I. God damn

548
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:28,320
it. Oh man. It was, it scared the shit out of me too. Like there was a couple moments

549
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:35,200
where I was like, oh, because it was just shit. That was like way loud. Yeah. And but

550
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:41,720
yeah, I. Yeah, there were a couple action sequences before it really started popping

551
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:46,320
off that I was like, OK, I'm like, now we're picking it up and then it slowed down. I'm

552
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:53,920
like, God damn it. And then like slow, slow, slow action. Here we go. Here we go. Nothing.

553
01:02:53,920 --> 01:03:00,040
I'm like, like, yeah, we can slap the ball on time. Seriously. Like every time he was

554
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:06,240
killing Rowan, whatever the hell his name is, his henchmen. That was some cool shit.

555
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:12,840
Like honestly, I was having a good time watching that stuff. But a lot of the stuff, almost

556
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:18,960
everything in between that I'm just like, OK, can we just get more killing, please? It's

557
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:27,000
just I needed a better story structure is what it came down to. This is probably one

558
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:37,960
of the weaker categories for me personally. I. It was so below average and so boring and

559
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:46,120
a pacing was off. It was rough even after like the second half saved it a little bit.

560
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:57,040
Like I'd say before the second half like pop off, I probably would be at like a sixty three.

561
01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:03,520
Like it like really like is a freaking low. But I think I'm like sixty eight with the

562
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:12,480
second half. It's. Damn, man, I feel you're being generous. That's me. It was it was rough,

563
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:18,360
but I think the second half makes up for quite a bit. Obviously not a lot because it didn't

564
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:25,640
even crack 70. I don't I don't know if I can agree with you fully. Like, yeah, the second

565
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:30,320
half does pick up quite a bit or not quite a bit, at least like it picks up a little

566
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:37,960
bit compared to the first half. But it still didn't make up for what I feel is not a great

567
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:44,720
plot. I was not on board from the beginning and by the end, I'm just like, OK, can we

568
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:51,000
just wrap it up here? I'll say this. There's a lot you have to set aside. Like by the second

569
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:57,200
half, I'm like, OK, here like it was like after that whole sequence, like when you had

570
01:04:57,200 --> 01:05:03,160
like after I think the going to the bathroom kind of acted like a refresh button for me.

571
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:09,280
Damn, I was because I left and I came back and it was like right before everything popped

572
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:13,600
off and I was like, all right, like trying to take it like a mental assessment of where

573
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:21,560
we're at. I'm like, OK. He loves this this woman obviously more than anything. Like he

574
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:31,480
would he's at the point where he would do anything for her. And he can't die. And he's

575
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:38,360
willing to like give up basically anything for it. So like I had it like kind of set

576
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:41,960
established that in my my own brain. Like, OK, this is where it's at, even though it

577
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:46,980
didn't make sense on how it all came together. This is where we're at. So maybe that's that's

578
01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:55,040
an unfair advantage I'm giving it. But I don't know. It was no, no, no, I get it. No, I'm

579
01:05:55,040 --> 01:06:00,000
glad that you got you were able to step away from this movie, get a little breather and

580
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:10,640
come in like with a with a fresh mind. I love that. I unfortunately did not. And just yeah,

581
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:15,680
like from the like I said, I agree with Caleb that like in the second half, it picks up

582
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:22,520
a little bit, a little bit. But just from the very beginning to the very end, I just

583
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:30,240
wasn't fully on board with this movie, with this movie story. So I'm going to go sixty

584
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:41,440
two. I understand. I understand that. Oh, man. All right. Moving on over to writing.

585
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:48,120
This isn't much better. No, like I said, the the opening monologue was probably my favorite

586
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:56,360
writing and one because it came from Bill Skarsgard because Bill Skarsgard is a fantastic

587
01:06:56,360 --> 01:07:04,600
actor. And the monologue is just so great. Speaking of how someone's death can honestly

588
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:12,160
shape someone's life after after they've gone, it it affects someone so much it shocks you,

589
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:18,800
it shocks you to your core. And yeah, just like like I don't fully remember it. And I

590
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:22,280
wish I did. And I can't when I look it up, I can't find it because, you know, the movie's

591
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:28,320
only been out for like two weeks and abysmal two weeks. God, the box office is so bad for

592
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:35,520
this movie. But just like I'm going to be honest, like when that opening monologue happened,

593
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:42,440
I'm just like, OK, you know what? Maybe maybe this movie might be good. Like I'm vibing

594
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:47,360
with this monologue like I really am. And then the rest of the movie happened and the

595
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:52,440
rest of the writing. I'm just like, all right, never mind. I take it back.

596
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:58,000
Dude, there was like nothing in here that was like a heavy hitter. And I feel like they

597
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:04,400
could have like they started off strong, but they couldn't freaking keep it up. Like I'd

598
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:14,720
even say like the purgatory, the gatekeeper was written poorly. Yeah, I agree. And I'm

599
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:21,040
like, dude, that's like the person that you should freaking be in awe of. Yeah. Like the

600
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:27,960
person that's borderline a god. Like it should be someone that you fear that has such like

601
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:34,640
I would like almost border like James Spader levels of dialogue like that's who you should

602
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:42,360
be, like how you should view him. Yeah, he's the stop, but he's like the midway point from

603
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:51,320
the living to the dead. Yeah. So I do, you know, really quickly speaking to James Spader,

604
01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:56,520
please tell me you heard that he's coming back as Ultron. Oh, yes. I'm so excited for

605
01:08:56,520 --> 01:09:00,240
that. Sorry, getting off topic, but I just want to make sure Caleb knew that because

606
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:06,120
I didn't know that. And dude, I have a theory that I'll run by you. I'll run by you after

607
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:15,840
the show. All right. Okay. Dude, it was it was rough. Like this person that I was supposed

608
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:21,480
I felt like I was supposed to view as like a deity wasn't it just felt like it was just

609
01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:28,560
some like dirty hobo that like kind of helps guide the crow. Yeah. And it's like it doesn't

610
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:45,000
really track. And like freaking the god, what's the bad guy's name? Who cares? Yep. 100% agree

611
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:57,320
with that. Where's the cast? There it is. Rogue, Vincent Rogue. Like almost every line

612
01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:03,160
of dialogue out of his mouth. I'm just like, God, this is like so stereotypical bad guy.

613
01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:11,680
Yeah. Like he's a stereotype. He's a stereotype with frickin cookie cutter dialogue. Like,

614
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:16,360
you know what, just because for how stereotypical it was, when he's watching that one girl play

615
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:24,000
the piano, I would have just loved watching him eat an apple. Like that would have just

616
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:29,440
been the cherry on top being like, Okay, he is the definition of stereotypical. And I'm

617
01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:34,920
here for it just because you realize it. And you're, you're pushing that. So I will give

618
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:41,000
you a pass because you're realizing what you're doing here. But they didn't. And clearly they're

619
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:46,600
they they I'm assuming they thought like, Oh, the writing for Vincent is just amazing. He's

620
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:54,920
such a great villain. No, he's a stereotypical as they come. Yep. Like it's seriously like

621
01:10:54,920 --> 01:11:02,400
if think about any little bit of dialogue that you would get from from an antagonist

622
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:11,040
that has demonic route or roots. You got that like what this dude's dialogue was, it was

623
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:18,800
so bland. Like I kept forgetting he was part of the movie. Dude, frickin when he says like,

624
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:23,200
and you know, like this was the first introduction to this character, and we didn't know this.

625
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:28,360
But when he says, Oh, I made a deal with the devil. And so I trade good souls for mine.

626
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:34,600
I rolled my eyes. I'm like, Oh, my God, that is one of the most I'm the bad guy lines I

627
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:41,720
think I've ever heard in a movie. Yeah. Absolutely. I don't even know how to let how I would have

628
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:50,040
written that dude better. Dude, like seriously, like any time that they're like, I mean, take

629
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:58,300
our frickin breakdown of of Borderlands, for example, we do. We didn't even know the source

630
01:11:58,300 --> 01:12:04,000
material and we were able to think of like a better antagonist than what we got this

631
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:10,740
I said. I couldn't even tell you, dude. I could not even tell you. And I'm like, dude,

632
01:12:10,740 --> 01:12:17,200
is she frickin innocent? Like she's kind of a junkie. No, like seriously, like they're

633
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:26,360
they're they're vibe or they're they're definition of innocent souls was pretty lacking. And

634
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:30,960
maybe the reason you haven't paid off your debt yet is because you're you're stealing

635
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:40,840
the souls of these junkies and not like truly innocent souls. Like I thought he was going

636
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:47,640
to steal the soul of that that the piano chick. Dude, I thought the same thing. Yeah. But

637
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:54,360
no, he like he does some bullshit that's like corrupting them. And then I'm like, dude,

638
01:12:54,360 --> 01:13:02,640
like aren't you kind of like negating your own purpose? I feel she was such like a wasted

639
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:08,720
character. I know. What was she even in there for? Yeah. Like, what the hell? Frick, it's

640
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:18,760
so stupid. Oh, man. Dude, I was originally at a sixty five with the writing. I think

641
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:25,280
I'm down where you're at with writing. I'm at like a sixty two or where you're at with

642
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:32,920
with your story. I'm at a sixty two. The dialogue is just so bland. It is so bland. Dude, they

643
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:40,280
were seriously one bad write or like rewrite away from doing. I am the crow. Dude, like

644
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:44,200
and you know, I get it's based off a comic book. I get that. But look at all of these

645
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:48,280
other comic book movies that have come out in these come out in recent years and they're

646
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:52,760
able to take the source material, the lines that are very well known and make them not

647
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:56,680
sound so campy, not so oh my God. Yeah, this really truly feels like it's from a comic

648
01:13:56,680 --> 01:14:08,120
book. Yeah. It's not that hard. Dude, it someone worded this perfect. It is dark for darkness

649
01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:16,080
is sake. Yep. And then and do and then they had this this little bit where he like after

650
01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:22,560
he killed those guys, after he'd like frickin turned his soul over to the devil, where he's

651
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:28,440
he's like sitting there like after he's butchered these people and he's like looking something

652
01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:33,640
up and he's like, hold this and sticks the cigarette in the dead dude's mouth. I'm like,

653
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:45,320
are you actually shitting me? Is that supposed to be a joke? Like, no, dude, like, absolutely

654
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:56,280
not. Hell up, man. I can't even think like I think like stealing the souls of the innocent

655
01:14:56,280 --> 01:15:05,760
is an interesting idea. The way 100% the way it's Yeah, it the the problem was it wasn't.

656
01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:10,560
Like it was it was interesting. And I was like, okay, like how like you got to represent

657
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:14,520
that you're stealing their soul a bit better than like having them stab themselves in the

658
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:22,520
neck, touching them and getting like having like an orgasm and then dropping them. Yeah,

659
01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:27,200
like what the fuck? Yeah, like literally all every scene it was just him whispering in

660
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:32,840
their ear, their eyes turning white, and then them killing themselves. That was it. Yeah,

661
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:39,520
I'm like that. Is that stealing their soul? Yeah, like, like, I, I think of someone stealing

662
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:44,520
someone's soul. Like, I swear, it's happened in a movie, I can't remember where like you

663
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:50,800
literally are like, like, like slurp not slurping, but like you're sucking in and so and it

664
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:56,400
looks as if like the soul is like escaping the body and it's like going into you. Like,

665
01:15:56,400 --> 01:16:00,680
that might be like a little too much like a little like to like, oh, yeah, it's it's

666
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:06,280
that obvious. Like, I get it. You're, you're taking someone's soul. But I feel like they

667
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:13,520
could have made it a little more obvious with this one. Yeah, I think they needed to go

668
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:18,560
a little bit more supernatural with this route. Yeah. Or with with the wrath that they took.

669
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:23,200
I mean, hell for like how campy this frickin movie was. I think that would have been better

670
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:28,640
with just watching him just having him like, frickin suck the soul in like right then and

671
01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:33,360
there and then they kill themselves. I'm like, okay, he took their soul. All right. It's

672
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:39,360
very it's very tongue in cheek. But at least I know they actually did take their frickin

673
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:45,600
soul. You want to know the route that I would have taken and it would have required a little

674
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:51,280
bit more special effects. But what I would have done to kind of just show that their

675
01:16:51,280 --> 01:17:01,400
souls were being taken. What is I would have had him do like a full blown like ritual because

676
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:08,960
he had the frickin Dexter death room. Like, why not? Yeah. Like, I would have had him

677
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:16,560
draw like these runes on the ground and have like put the person like like let's just use

678
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:25,640
Zadies for example. I would have had like Zadies had like her be put in the middle of

679
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:32,840
this room, like being held by like by some people. And then he does like, like does the

680
01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:39,860
whispering in her ear and then she like freezes and then like her hands like invisible chains

681
01:17:39,860 --> 01:17:47,240
like kind of like hold her down, right? Like white eyes and everything. And then him giving

682
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:56,760
like a whole spiel about like the an innocent soul needing to like to repay a debt that

683
01:17:56,760 --> 01:18:02,040
he's that he owed like just some sort of like obviously write it better than this, but just

684
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:09,840
some sort of like ritual that he has to perform. And then like you could like almost like see

685
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:15,240
the the color like drain from her until it gets to her feet and then just collapse on

686
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:19,280
the ground. Like something that's just so terrifying to like look at where it's just

687
01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:24,840
like it where it's borderline like demonic. And you're just like, dude, what in the actual

688
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:30,760
ass is happening? And then it's just boom, like she just drops dead to the floor. Yeah,

689
01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:37,120
see? Yeah, I would have been down for that. Yeah. Then it's just like, like, with what

690
01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:41,600
he did where she stabbed herself and then he like just like what put his hand over her

691
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:49,000
her neck wounds. Yeah. And then just like sat there and like convulsed. I was like, what

692
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:57,560
is happening? Like, no, this is just like, like the deal with the devil. I don't know.

693
01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:05,120
Like maybe I'm thinking about like the deals with devils a little bit too like transactionally.

694
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:13,360
It's like, listen, I'll give you immortality, but you owe me X amount of innocent souls.

695
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:23,560
It's like, OK, cool. Or you owe me an innocent soul every X amount of time. OK, got it. Cool.

696
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:30,440
It shouldn't be like I'm absorbing that soul. It should be like I am sending that soul to

697
01:19:30,440 --> 01:19:39,280
the devil. Yeah. Like, like, that's how I view it should be. And then like the whole

698
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:47,700
like for like forcing the people to like like doing that with Zadie would have been perfect.

699
01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:54,040
It's just like, OK, boom, like it's like sucks the soul out of her collapses in it in just

700
01:19:54,040 --> 01:20:00,560
a heap of a body with with Shelly's mom. That would have made a little bit more sense if

701
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:07,200
it's just like straight up mind control. Yeah. Yeah. And then like instead of like stealing

702
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:13,800
her soul, because obviously she's not innocent in any way, she is just more like a crossroads

703
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:20,520
demon where like he's making a side deal. I don't know. Like I would have made it a little

704
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:27,320
bit more obvious that he is stealing the souls or like sending the souls to hell. I absolutely

705
01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:36,960
agree. Like who knows how much that would have helped? Probably not a lot. Fair. But

706
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:41,920
it would it would have been a little bit more obvious. And then I don't understand what

707
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:51,320
his goal was trying to obtain the crow. Yeah. Like was he trying to steal his soul because

708
01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:58,400
he already gave his soul up. True. Yeah, that's true. So yeah, it seemed like he wasn't going

709
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:05,000
to win anything from that. Yeah. Unless it was just like this was like the end all be

710
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:10,120
all where the devil like comes to him and he's just like, I will give you permanent

711
01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:18,240
immortality if you bring me the powers of this of this crow, or of the crow or whatever

712
01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:27,880
the hell you wanted to call him. Like, like bring me the powers of this of this being

713
01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:32,840
and you'll have immortality forever and our our your debt is cleared by then that it's

714
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:40,600
like, okay, there's the incentive for him to like go after the crow. It's just it's just

715
01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:47,400
bad. Bad writing. It is bad writing. Oh, yeah, 100%. And that's why I'm putting it as 62.

716
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:53,600
Some of the dial are the the monologuing was I outside of that now, like this could have

717
01:21:53,600 --> 01:22:00,360
been so much better written. Yeah, dude, I'm I'm on the same boat as you 62. The only reason

718
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:10,920
that it's not a 60 is because that monologue. All right, moving on over to acting. So starting

719
01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:20,960
off with this cast, we got Bill Scarsgard, who plays Eric, aka the crow. We got FK FK

720
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:28,920
a twigs who plays Shelley, we have Danny Huston, who plays Vincent rogue, Josette Simon, who

721
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:39,600
plays Sophia or who is Shelley's mom, Laura Byrne, who plays Marion, who is the rogues

722
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:47,240
henchwoman, I guess. Yeah, yeah, right hand woman. Yeah, then we got Sammy Buagila, who

723
01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:56,040
plays Kronos, who is like the the I guess the the guide, the spirit guide to to Eric.

724
01:22:56,040 --> 01:23:08,000
Yeah. All right. What's your top three look like? Oh, boy. So number one, I got to get

725
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:14,480
to Bill Scarsgard. I feel that he is trying. He is trying to make this dialogue work. He's

726
01:23:14,480 --> 01:23:22,680
trying to make this movie work. And just unfortunately, the odds are stacked against him. Unfortunately,

727
01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:28,480
because he's still a great actor. I still love him and everything that he does. But

728
01:23:28,480 --> 01:23:39,400
just this was this was not it. This is this is not his proudest moment. Nope. Dude, it

729
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:43,520
was close. That second half, dude, if the whole movie would have been more like the

730
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:51,240
second half, this could have easily been a solid B minus movie. Person, I wouldn't go

731
01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:57,600
that far. I think it'd like maybe like approach like the CC plus. You think even keeping up

732
01:23:57,600 --> 01:24:05,680
with the pacing and everything? Yeah. OK, fair enough. So like, but you know, that's

733
01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:13,400
awesome that it would shoot that high for you. But yeah, just I think I'm taking it

734
01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:17,560
into consideration. I think I'm taking into consideration all of like the possible rewrites

735
01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:25,800
that they would have had to do as well. But yeah, like if they would have improved on

736
01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:32,160
the relationship and given us a better antagonist and better motivations behind everything, I

737
01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:41,320
think it could have been up there with like a B minus B movie. One. And you know, this

738
01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:48,600
whole I guess goes into costumes. I did not like his haircut in this movie. I think they

739
01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:53,000
could have given him a way better haircut. And that's and it's not like the and it's

740
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:59,280
not like it's the style that Bill Skarsgård wears like that. That's not his normal haircut.

741
01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:07,100
So I don't know, just like that. The it looks like a mullet, like like a like a shitty mullet

742
01:25:07,100 --> 01:25:13,960
that he was going for it. It looks freaking stupid. Oh, we are going to disagree on that

743
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:20,760
because I okay. Okay. The haircut. Yeah, it's a little goofy. But I think once he's all

744
01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:27,000
suited up, I think it works. All right. I'll give you a little bit of that. Yeah. Prior

745
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:38,600
to him being suited up, I was like, odd choices. But okay. All right, fair enough. So yeah,

746
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:46,080
so Bill Skarsgård number one. Then I'll give number two to FK twigs. I feel that she did

747
01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:54,800
a decent job. The like we talked about earlier, the love story was just so abrupt and like

748
01:25:54,800 --> 01:26:04,880
they fell in love so fast. I'm like, like, god damn, like this is like movie wise. And

749
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:10,120
like even like in real world, that's a record for relationship relationships I've seen take

750
01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:18,320
off like god damn, at least in terms of commitment, like definitely. Yeah. Like few weeks and

751
01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:30,280
he already sold his soul. But you know, I feel for her being mostly a musician and what

752
01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:34,360
she was given, I feel that she does do a good job. And I enjoyed her performance. For the

753
01:26:34,360 --> 01:26:42,080
most part, I did enjoy her performance. And then number three, just we're just going in

754
01:26:42,080 --> 01:26:50,960
order here. Number three, I'd give the Danny Huston, I played Vincent rogue, the bad guy.

755
01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:57,480
I do think it looked like he was having a good time playing this role. He definitely

756
01:26:57,480 --> 01:27:02,920
was definitely seemed like he was having fun being bad. And you know what, I appreciate

757
01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:10,160
that. And I love that for him. So even though the dialogue and the story was God offer for

758
01:27:10,160 --> 01:27:18,520
him, especially the dialogue, it was so canny. I did have somewhat of a good time watching

759
01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:25,080
his performance. So that is my top three. All right. My number one is the same as yours.

760
01:27:25,080 --> 01:27:29,920
Bill Skarsgard. I don't think we need to say anything more on him. He did. I think he did

761
01:27:29,920 --> 01:27:41,520
good with the material he was given. My number two, surprisingly, is Sammy Buagila, who played

762
01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:49,600
Kronos. That's fair. That's a good pick. So the reason he's taking number two, I really

763
01:27:49,600 --> 01:28:00,320
like the role that he had kind of being like that that gatekeeper. My only problem, his

764
01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:12,000
voice is a little too high for what I would imagine this character to be like his voice

765
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:16,840
didn't quite line up with what I imagined him to sound like. Like I think that they

766
01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:26,040
needed to do like more like of a godly effect. OK. Like I think his voice needed to like

767
01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:34,360
have like some more reverb and just feel powerful. Like I feel like his voice needed to be heard

768
01:28:34,360 --> 01:28:40,820
throughout the entire like area that they were at. Like that's kind of what I was like.

769
01:28:40,820 --> 01:28:45,980
I was hoping that they were going to do. Like especially when he's like starting to yell

770
01:28:45,980 --> 01:28:52,280
at Eric, I was like, OK, we need like a thundering boom. And like that's kind of what I was hoping

771
01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:58,060
that we were going to get with him. I think that like with some like minor alteration

772
01:28:58,060 --> 01:29:03,100
to his voice, like his that role would have been even better. I know. Fair enough. I mean,

773
01:29:03,100 --> 01:29:07,800
it didn't bother me, but I can understand why. Yeah. And I think it would have added

774
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:14,260
some more like some more like gravitas to the scene where he's like where Eric offers

775
01:29:14,260 --> 01:29:19,540
up his soul. He's like my soul for her soul. And he like turns around and looks at her.

776
01:29:19,540 --> 01:29:23,940
And then it's just that's where I think like a thundering boom and just like, do you know

777
01:29:23,940 --> 01:29:31,500
what you like what you're like offering or do you know what you're sacrificing like making

778
01:29:31,500 --> 01:29:36,780
that? And he's then it's like, yes. And then as like that, I don't know if he's like the

779
01:29:36,780 --> 01:29:43,620
previous crow or if he's like now the gatekeeper or like like maybe they just like swapped roles

780
01:29:43,620 --> 01:29:51,340
or whatever. But I feel like that swap should have been a little bit more apparent, like

781
01:29:51,340 --> 01:29:58,580
then his voice kind of gets like like calmer and calmer until it's Bill Skarsgård's voice.

782
01:29:58,580 --> 01:30:03,020
That's like the thunderous booming voice. I think they could have played around with the

783
01:30:03,020 --> 01:30:08,420
voices a bit more. Yeah, fair. Like I said, it didn't it didn't mean much. It didn't need

784
01:30:08,420 --> 01:30:14,300
a whole lot. It just needed a little bit of an echo, a little bit of reverb and a bit

785
01:30:14,300 --> 01:30:21,740
more bass to his voice just to give it that like thundering tone. But I'm a big sucker

786
01:30:21,740 --> 01:30:31,820
for like that for that that type of voice. So I mean, that that may be a personal bias

787
01:30:31,820 --> 01:30:40,820
for the alteration, but I think it would have worked for that role. But yeah, my number

788
01:30:40,820 --> 01:30:47,020
three is going to be going to FKA Twigs. I thought she did really well with the material

789
01:30:47,020 --> 01:30:54,140
she was given. It's just pacing wise, the story messed with the the characterization

790
01:30:54,140 --> 01:31:00,420
of her. Like that's the only issue that I had with her. Otherwise, I felt her performance

791
01:31:00,420 --> 01:31:09,980
was really good. And I I felt the heartbreak that she was going through when she woke up

792
01:31:09,980 --> 01:31:16,780
and saw Eric's body next to her. Like and how like difficult that like would have been

793
01:31:16,780 --> 01:31:21,540
to see. Like she portrayed that so well. And that's crazy for someone who's been in nothing

794
01:31:21,540 --> 01:31:29,420
but frickin music videos and like played Shy Girl in like some random ass movie. Like five

795
01:31:29,420 --> 01:31:39,220
years ago. Like frickin nuts. So frickin hats off to her for her performance in here. Like

796
01:31:39,220 --> 01:31:52,860
fantastic. Yeah. Considering the material. Oh, man. Yeah. So are you sitting with with

797
01:31:52,860 --> 01:32:02,100
acting? Um, I don't really think I have like anything else to add to acting. So acting

798
01:32:02,100 --> 01:32:14,180
wise, I think I'll be at like a seventy five. I am not too much far off from you. I'm at

799
01:32:14,180 --> 01:32:24,300
six. OK, yeah. They did good. It was just unfortunately I think the story affected how

800
01:32:24,300 --> 01:32:32,860
I how I viewed their performance 100 percent are moving on over to character development.

801
01:32:32,860 --> 01:32:40,500
This was all over the place. Oh, yeah. This was very sloppily put together. Yeah. Oh,

802
01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:45,500
boy. Like this is just going solely off of Eric's character.

803
01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:51,300
But one, it was just you couldn't keep track of like where

804
01:32:51,300 --> 01:32:55,400
he was. And it just like he was always in a state of being

805
01:32:55,400 --> 01:32:59,000
like unhinged, but he was in love too.

806
01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:01,900
So you kind of have to take that into consideration and he

807
01:33:01,900 --> 01:33:02,900
kept that throughout.

808
01:33:02,900 --> 01:33:08,100
And even when he like, I guess, doubted his love, like which

809
01:33:08,100 --> 01:33:11,000
that wasn't even it's like he wasn't doubting the love.

810
01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:17,000
He was doubting her because like to any reasonable person.

811
01:33:18,300 --> 01:33:21,400
It would just look like some dude came and whispered in her

812
01:33:21,400 --> 01:33:24,100
ear and then she went and stabbed her friend in the neck.

813
01:33:24,100 --> 01:33:27,700
Yeah, like it's like cool.

814
01:33:27,700 --> 01:33:30,600
She's she was also like on drugs.

815
01:33:30,600 --> 01:33:35,600
Like you think my first go to is going to be like like seeing

816
01:33:35,600 --> 01:33:37,900
video footage of this.

817
01:33:37,900 --> 01:33:41,700
Do you think my first go to is going to be like, oh well that

818
01:33:41,700 --> 01:33:46,300
dude whispered incantation in her spell or in her ear and

819
01:33:46,300 --> 01:33:48,000
the spell made her go and do that.

820
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:50,900
I'm like, no, the freaking drugs made her go and do that.

821
01:33:50,900 --> 01:33:56,900
Yeah, so I think it is a little unfair of Kronos to be like

822
01:33:56,900 --> 01:34:01,400
you doubt her and I'm like, dude, there was video.

823
01:34:01,400 --> 01:34:07,600
You blame him. Yeah, video evidence, son.

824
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:11,300
Like you're just wanting me to like blindly follow this chick

825
01:34:11,300 --> 01:34:13,900
that I literally met this week.

826
01:34:16,900 --> 01:34:22,200
Seriously. Yeah, this is where I feel like the pre-established

827
01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:23,900
relationship would have helped a lot.

828
01:34:23,900 --> 01:34:30,500
100% because like I would have loved seeing him, you know,

829
01:34:30,500 --> 01:34:33,200
when that moment happens like reflecting on, you know,

830
01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:35,400
how far they had come in their relationship.

831
01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:42,700
I guess like like everything that he remembered good about

832
01:34:42,700 --> 01:34:47,000
her and what they mean to each other and like that kind of

833
01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:50,600
stuff like overpowering what he was seeing on screen because

834
01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:51,700
he knew her so well.

835
01:34:51,700 --> 01:34:57,500
He knew who she really was like, I mean, I would hope that,

836
01:34:57,500 --> 01:34:59,700
you know, they would explain like the relationship has been

837
01:34:59,700 --> 01:35:06,400
going on for quite a while so that they for because I like

838
01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:09,500
don't wrong like when a relationship, you know, has been

839
01:35:09,500 --> 01:35:11,500
established for so long and then they, you know, find out

840
01:35:11,500 --> 01:35:13,600
something that they didn't know about each other and like that

841
01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:16,700
breaks them up or like makes them like really rethink.

842
01:35:16,700 --> 01:35:18,100
It's an interesting plot point.

843
01:35:18,100 --> 01:35:23,800
I will admit but I feel in this sense.

844
01:35:23,800 --> 01:35:28,600
It really it really would have benefited to see him just

845
01:35:28,600 --> 01:35:30,800
replay that in his mind being okay.

846
01:35:31,700 --> 01:35:33,600
I've known her for so long.

847
01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:35,500
We've been through so much together.

848
01:35:36,100 --> 01:35:38,200
This is this is what I'm seeing.

849
01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:42,400
Yeah, like I think that would have been like if I don't

850
01:35:42,400 --> 01:35:47,100
think you need to make the relationship that much more

851
01:35:47,100 --> 01:35:47,700
established.

852
01:35:47,700 --> 01:35:50,300
It just need to be more established in a freaking week.

853
01:35:52,300 --> 01:35:54,500
Or however long it was.

854
01:35:54,500 --> 01:35:58,900
It was it was too short of a time or if it was a long

855
01:35:58,900 --> 01:36:03,600
period of time, they needed to better establish that 100%

856
01:36:04,700 --> 01:36:08,300
like show us that this if they've been in hiding for like

857
01:36:08,300 --> 01:36:11,000
a year, but it seems like they were always in that one

858
01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:11,600
apartment.

859
01:36:11,600 --> 01:36:14,500
So it's like what the did they only go and check that place

860
01:36:14,500 --> 01:36:15,200
once?

861
01:36:16,300 --> 01:36:20,000
Yeah, like it didn't make sense.

862
01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:22,000
So like you would have made more sense if they were like

863
01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:26,500
traveling and like going from place to place to place and

864
01:36:26,500 --> 01:36:30,400
it's like, okay, we've been together for four months or

865
01:36:30,400 --> 01:36:34,400
even years and now we're like finally making our way back

866
01:36:34,400 --> 01:36:39,300
and this person still on the manhunt and then that would

867
01:36:39,300 --> 01:36:43,500
have been interesting to see the the decline of the pianist

868
01:36:43,500 --> 01:36:50,400
he had because because she was like a prodigy like Shelley

869
01:36:50,400 --> 01:36:53,800
was the prodigy that he corrupted and turned into his

870
01:36:53,800 --> 01:36:56,100
own like little sick experiment.

871
01:36:56,100 --> 01:36:59,500
So it would have been interesting to see the the the

872
01:36:59,500 --> 01:37:05,300
innocent pianist that he had with him basically the dark

873
01:37:05,300 --> 01:37:06,700
road that she would have gone down.

874
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:09,000
Damn, we miss out dude.

875
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:14,700
This movie was so lazily put together like you this is why

876
01:37:14,700 --> 01:37:15,700
people that aren't.

877
01:37:15,700 --> 01:37:22,100
This is the problem with getting like just random ass people

878
01:37:22,100 --> 01:37:23,500
to work on movies.

879
01:37:23,500 --> 01:37:27,300
It's like if you're not a fan of the material or don't know

880
01:37:27,300 --> 01:37:31,700
how to do it like really good justice, don't touch it.

881
01:37:31,700 --> 01:37:35,900
Like Caleb hasn't seen anything else from the crow and I

882
01:37:35,900 --> 01:37:37,400
feel you could put a way better story together.

883
01:37:37,400 --> 01:37:40,500
Well, because the story is interesting.

884
01:37:40,500 --> 01:37:42,800
The story is wildly interesting.

885
01:37:42,800 --> 01:37:48,900
So it's just pisses me off when people like with things

886
01:37:48,900 --> 01:37:53,500
that have a cult following like the the crow and obviously

887
01:37:53,500 --> 01:37:57,400
something was right about like they did something right with

888
01:37:57,400 --> 01:37:59,900
the original crow because you got like four or five other

889
01:37:59,900 --> 01:38:01,300
movies based off of it.

890
01:38:01,300 --> 01:38:05,000
Yeah, like that doesn't like obviously like shitty like

891
01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:11,700
sequels and shit, but I'm assuming that's the cast is crazy.

892
01:38:11,700 --> 01:38:13,700
But I mean, come on.

893
01:38:13,700 --> 01:38:19,500
It's just yeah, it's it's frustrating.

894
01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:22,900
It's frustrating when people don't take the source material

895
01:38:22,900 --> 01:38:27,100
into consideration and I can I feel like I can tell that

896
01:38:27,100 --> 01:38:27,900
they didn't.

897
01:38:27,900 --> 01:38:30,600
Yeah, 100%.

898
01:38:30,600 --> 01:38:36,700
Yeah, but I mean his so yeah, it's just Eric's characterization

899
01:38:36,700 --> 01:38:43,000
and his his any development that he had felt so cheap because

900
01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:48,400
it was it felt like a really quick like burning hot and

901
01:38:48,400 --> 01:38:55,500
bright or quick and bright candle like it just it felt too

902
01:38:55,500 --> 01:38:56,600
much too soon.

903
01:38:57,300 --> 01:38:57,900
Yes.

904
01:38:59,200 --> 01:39:04,500
So this is one I'm I'm I'm fairly low to I'm probably 67

905
01:39:04,500 --> 01:39:07,200
at 66 67 felt too high.

906
01:39:11,600 --> 01:39:16,200
Oh, yeah, man, dude, I feel you like I've really nothing

907
01:39:16,200 --> 01:39:19,900
else to add you like nailed it with how bad the character

908
01:39:19,900 --> 01:39:24,100
development was and how all over the place it was so I'm

909
01:39:24,100 --> 01:39:25,500
just going to be just a tad below.

910
01:39:25,500 --> 01:39:26,900
Yeah to 65.

911
01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:32,500
All right, next up we got effects probably the highlight

912
01:39:32,500 --> 01:39:36,500
of this movie. Yes, the effects were pretty good.

913
01:39:37,100 --> 01:39:42,400
Yeah, I will be docking for some of the really shitty

914
01:39:42,400 --> 01:39:43,600
looking crows.

915
01:39:44,900 --> 01:39:48,300
Fair like there were some that were pretty rough.

916
01:39:48,900 --> 01:39:49,500
Yeah.

917
01:39:52,600 --> 01:39:58,800
But the the the seat like the gore in this was just ridiculous

918
01:39:58,800 --> 01:39:59,200
dude.

919
01:39:59,200 --> 01:40:01,600
Like holy shit.

920
01:40:02,300 --> 01:40:05,900
I've it's been a while since I've seen that many decapitated

921
01:40:05,900 --> 01:40:07,500
heads dude.

922
01:40:07,500 --> 01:40:10,800
What about the freaking do that he had up against the wall

923
01:40:10,800 --> 01:40:14,400
with the sword up to his his mouth and then just like push

924
01:40:14,400 --> 01:40:14,900
forward.

925
01:40:14,900 --> 01:40:18,200
I was like, oh, yeah, that was awesome.

926
01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:21,700
Dude, this was rough.

927
01:40:21,700 --> 01:40:26,400
So for those of you that haven't seen this and have chosen

928
01:40:26,400 --> 01:40:31,400
to listen to this anyway, the crow decides that he's going

929
01:40:31,400 --> 01:40:35,800
to go or he just grabs like a freaking katana that he's

930
01:40:35,800 --> 01:40:38,600
like walking down the street and he like unsheathed this

931
01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:42,700
like tiny katana and just bush wax these people with this

932
01:40:42,700 --> 01:40:45,700
damn katana and it is brutal.

933
01:40:46,600 --> 01:40:50,900
It is brutal and it's like in an opera house too.

934
01:40:50,900 --> 01:40:54,500
So it just kind of has like it has an elegant vibe about

935
01:40:54,500 --> 01:40:58,800
it, but it's so it's so cool like because like he can't

936
01:40:58,800 --> 01:41:00,600
die or his body can't die.

937
01:41:00,600 --> 01:41:04,400
So it's crazy like watching him just freaking like slaughter

938
01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:06,900
these two people and then he's like walking up the steps

939
01:41:06,900 --> 01:41:09,900
and then all these guards are just unloading on him.

940
01:41:09,900 --> 01:41:13,000
And so he's just like kind of like bouncing around and

941
01:41:13,000 --> 01:41:15,500
everything and then he like falls to his knees and then

942
01:41:15,500 --> 01:41:18,100
they come up on him and he just starts like slicing and

943
01:41:18,100 --> 01:41:24,600
slicing like it's his freaking job and it gets rough.

944
01:41:26,600 --> 01:41:28,200
Like that's the best way possible.

945
01:41:28,200 --> 01:41:31,600
Yeah, dude, the ones that freaking kept getting me were

946
01:41:31,600 --> 01:41:34,000
the ones where he was going in at the shoulder.

947
01:41:34,900 --> 01:41:38,100
Oh, yeah, it was it would like cut down through the collarbone.

948
01:41:38,100 --> 01:41:47,200
I'm like, oh, I love when he walks out on the stage like

949
01:41:47,200 --> 01:41:50,500
towards the end of the movie and he just has two decapitated

950
01:41:50,500 --> 01:41:53,100
heads and just throws them into the audience.

951
01:41:53,800 --> 01:41:56,700
That was one scene that I feel like I could have done without

952
01:41:57,400 --> 01:41:57,700
really.

953
01:41:57,700 --> 01:41:59,100
I liked it.

954
01:41:59,400 --> 01:42:02,100
It felt like dude, I would have been the freaking dumb ass

955
01:42:02,100 --> 01:42:04,600
in the the stands being like this is like one of those

956
01:42:04,600 --> 01:42:07,000
creepy ass plays like maybe this is part of it.

957
01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:12,400
See you'd be that I'd be the kind of person that catches

958
01:42:12,400 --> 01:42:13,800
it and I just got it.

959
01:42:13,800 --> 01:42:15,800
I caught it like a kid.

960
01:42:15,800 --> 01:42:17,200
You're like, okay.

961
01:42:17,200 --> 01:42:20,000
Yeah, and then it's just like, oh, this is wet.

962
01:42:24,600 --> 01:42:27,100
I don't think either of us would have believed that it was

963
01:42:27,100 --> 01:42:29,300
like a real decapitated head.

964
01:42:29,700 --> 01:42:33,500
Like we'd have the reaction that do you remember in C2

965
01:42:33,500 --> 01:42:36,900
Chucky Jennifer Tilly has with the decapitated head?

966
01:42:37,400 --> 01:42:41,700
No, she like comes across Tony Gardner who is like the guy

967
01:42:41,700 --> 01:42:45,700
behind like the Chucky animatronics like he plays himself

968
01:42:45,700 --> 01:42:47,800
in the movie and you know, he gets decapitated by Chucking

969
01:42:47,800 --> 01:42:52,400
Tiffany, but she walks in on on his body and she picks it

970
01:42:52,400 --> 01:42:55,300
up and she's just like, oh my God, you look so real and

971
01:42:55,300 --> 01:42:59,100
she's like, I think she like pretends kisses kisses him

972
01:42:59,100 --> 01:43:01,700
and all this stuff and then she like looks down and like

973
01:43:01,700 --> 01:43:05,300
sees all the blood and she drops him like freaks out.

974
01:43:07,800 --> 01:43:10,800
I'm just like, you know, I would say that you took you

975
01:43:10,800 --> 01:43:14,000
that long to realize it was a it was it was a real, you

976
01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:17,600
know, a real head but at the same time she was in Hollywood

977
01:43:17,600 --> 01:43:22,700
she was you know, like in like the the studio lot all that

978
01:43:22,700 --> 01:43:25,400
shit. I get why it took her a minute.

979
01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:30,400
Yeah, dude, like it just it that makes me think of like

980
01:43:31,100 --> 01:43:35,500
the James Gunn interview where he was talking about the

981
01:43:35,800 --> 01:43:41,600
the Chris Pratt prosthetic that they had made and everyone

982
01:43:41,600 --> 01:43:42,800
thought it was real.

983
01:43:42,800 --> 01:43:45,800
Dude, like I don't blame them like that.

984
01:43:45,800 --> 01:43:47,300
I know it freaking breathed.

985
01:43:48,400 --> 01:43:54,800
It's just it's insane how accurate they can do shit like

986
01:43:54,800 --> 01:43:58,100
that. You know what one that like always like freaking

987
01:43:58,100 --> 01:44:02,000
like if you like look at it closely like the smile is like

988
01:44:02,000 --> 01:44:05,300
freaking nightmare fuel the freaking like huge replica.

989
01:44:05,300 --> 01:44:08,400
They did have David Hasselhoff for the SpongeBob Square

990
01:44:08,400 --> 01:44:09,200
Pants movie.

991
01:44:09,200 --> 01:44:13,300
That shit like like his smile if you're like you're looking

992
01:44:13,300 --> 01:44:14,500
at up super close.

993
01:44:15,300 --> 01:44:17,900
They said nightmare fuel that shit is scary.

994
01:44:18,500 --> 01:44:21,300
Dude, you'd know damn well the Hoff has that in his house

995
01:44:21,300 --> 01:44:21,700
somewhere.

996
01:44:21,700 --> 01:44:23,100
Oh, he does 100%.

997
01:44:23,500 --> 01:44:24,600
I think he tried this.

998
01:44:24,600 --> 01:44:25,500
I can't remember.

999
01:44:25,500 --> 01:44:28,500
I think he he's either trying to sell it or has sold it already.

1000
01:44:29,600 --> 01:44:32,200
Oh man, because he doesn't want to lying around anymore.

1001
01:44:32,200 --> 01:44:33,800
He doesn't like looking at himself.

1002
01:44:33,900 --> 01:44:35,400
Yeah, I don't freaking blame him.

1003
01:44:35,400 --> 01:44:38,200
I think he's trying to sell it or has sold it already.

1004
01:44:38,200 --> 01:44:39,300
Don't freaking blame him.

1005
01:44:39,300 --> 01:44:41,800
It's probably like it's he's probably not doing the proper

1006
01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:42,600
maintenance on it.

1007
01:44:42,600 --> 01:44:46,100
So it's probably like like morphed.

1008
01:44:49,100 --> 01:44:51,300
Like it probably doesn't look like him anymore and it's

1009
01:44:51,300 --> 01:44:53,100
probably scaring the shit out of him.

1010
01:44:56,800 --> 01:45:00,500
But yeah, dude, but I really liked and I knew it was coming

1011
01:45:00,500 --> 01:45:04,500
to that that one guard who is like picking at his teeth and

1012
01:45:04,500 --> 01:45:06,000
he like takes out a toothpick.

1013
01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:09,100
It's like wall like you see him putting the toothpick in and

1014
01:45:09,100 --> 01:45:12,500
then right as you see that you see the freaking sword coming

1015
01:45:12,500 --> 01:45:13,600
through his mouth.

1016
01:45:14,200 --> 01:45:25,300
Oh my God, I just pull it up and I'm just like, yeah, it's

1017
01:45:26,800 --> 01:45:30,400
it's it's why it was wild what they were able to do and the

1018
01:45:30,400 --> 01:45:32,400
combat was so cool.

1019
01:45:32,400 --> 01:45:39,800
It felt like very it almost felt like uncoreographed in like

1020
01:45:39,800 --> 01:45:43,800
the best way where it was just like he was just fighting by

1021
01:45:43,800 --> 01:45:46,700
like whatever the hell he could attempt to pull off.

1022
01:45:48,000 --> 01:45:50,900
Yeah, and it was pretty nuts.

1023
01:45:50,900 --> 01:45:52,900
It was pretty freaking nuts.

1024
01:45:52,900 --> 01:45:56,000
Like the those action sequences were the shit.

1025
01:45:56,000 --> 01:46:00,300
Yeah, the whole like final fight scene in that Cathedral was

1026
01:46:00,300 --> 01:46:03,600
freaking awesome like that almost okay.

1027
01:46:03,900 --> 01:46:06,400
I'm not going to say almost that is save the movie a little

1028
01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:10,300
bit for me barely but like that's like one redeeming thing.

1029
01:46:10,300 --> 01:46:11,400
I will say about this movie.

1030
01:46:11,400 --> 01:46:14,600
It does have a cool action sequence with that moment.

1031
01:46:14,900 --> 01:46:19,900
It almost felt like there was like some Deadpool combat like

1032
01:46:19,900 --> 01:46:22,100
just rejects in that dude like sir.

1033
01:46:22,100 --> 01:46:26,300
Yeah, like it reminded me a lot of the opening of Deadpool

1034
01:46:26,300 --> 01:46:28,700
and Wolverine and I was expecting bye-bye by to start

1035
01:46:28,700 --> 01:46:31,100
playing dude.

1036
01:46:31,100 --> 01:46:34,100
There was some hardcore shit in that though like the dude who

1037
01:46:34,100 --> 01:46:36,800
like came up behind him and stabbed him with his own sword

1038
01:46:36,800 --> 01:46:40,300
and he's he like grabs a gun and just pop pop pop like

1039
01:46:40,300 --> 01:46:41,200
through him.

1040
01:46:41,600 --> 01:46:43,000
I'm like shit.

1041
01:46:43,200 --> 01:46:47,000
Yeah, and then like the one dude that he just grabs the

1042
01:46:47,000 --> 01:46:50,600
dude's face and like pulls it into his chest has the sword

1043
01:46:51,100 --> 01:46:53,700
picking that are sticking that are where was it coming out

1044
01:46:53,700 --> 01:46:55,600
of was it coming out of his like neck or something.

1045
01:46:55,600 --> 01:46:56,500
I think so.

1046
01:46:56,500 --> 01:46:59,100
Yeah, but he like pulls the dude into it.

1047
01:46:59,100 --> 01:47:04,300
They didn't shy away from like showing us the that shit like

1048
01:47:04,300 --> 01:47:07,900
at all and I know that I cut expected them for it.

1049
01:47:08,400 --> 01:47:14,200
Yeah, like the one thing or the one that got me was the

1050
01:47:14,200 --> 01:47:16,900
dude whose head freaking hit the stairs and I was like,

1051
01:47:16,900 --> 01:47:21,000
oh damn like like that was a little rough and then he goes

1052
01:47:21,000 --> 01:47:22,000
and stops it.

1053
01:47:22,000 --> 01:47:22,500
I'm like,

1054
01:47:22,500 --> 01:47:30,800
Yeah, that whole frickin opera butcher sequence.

1055
01:47:31,100 --> 01:47:34,800
I'm like that's what the film like I feel like, you know,

1056
01:47:34,800 --> 01:47:37,700
like those scenes that you feel like a movie's been written

1057
01:47:37,700 --> 01:47:40,200
around like that's the scene.

1058
01:47:40,200 --> 01:47:42,200
I felt like this movie was written around.

1059
01:47:42,500 --> 01:47:44,000
Oh, yeah, absolutely.

1060
01:47:45,100 --> 01:47:49,300
That's probably what got Bill Skarsgard to do it in the

1061
01:47:49,300 --> 01:47:50,200
first place.

1062
01:47:51,100 --> 01:47:51,500
Yeah.

1063
01:47:51,500 --> 01:47:54,700
He's been doing like a lot of action stuff lately.

1064
01:47:54,700 --> 01:47:58,900
Or at least I feel like he has like like one of the scars

1065
01:47:58,900 --> 01:47:59,500
guards has.

1066
01:48:01,500 --> 01:48:06,100
Yeah, he did barbarian boys kid boy kills world.

1067
01:48:08,900 --> 01:48:10,100
Nosferatu.

1068
01:48:10,100 --> 01:48:12,400
Oh, I didn't know he was in John Wick chapter 4.

1069
01:48:12,400 --> 01:48:13,900
Oh, that's cool.

1070
01:48:13,900 --> 01:48:18,600
Yeah, I mean, he's done a decent amount of like of action

1071
01:48:18,600 --> 01:48:19,000
stuff.

1072
01:48:19,000 --> 01:48:24,900
But anyway, the effects were really freaking good as like

1073
01:48:24,900 --> 01:48:30,900
all of the frickin the Opera House, the slaughter Opera

1074
01:48:30,900 --> 01:48:36,500
House was was the bomb like super good effects and nothing

1075
01:48:36,500 --> 01:48:40,300
that I had an issue with like it all looked really good.

1076
01:48:40,300 --> 01:48:48,300
My only problems were the frickin occasional bad crow

1077
01:48:48,300 --> 01:48:48,800
scenes.

1078
01:48:49,800 --> 01:48:50,300
Yeah.

1079
01:48:52,100 --> 01:48:53,100
Yeah, I can agree.

1080
01:48:53,100 --> 01:48:58,300
Yeah, and unfortunately, I feel like those take like do

1081
01:48:58,300 --> 01:49:02,100
a pretty decent number on the movie because there are like

1082
01:49:02,100 --> 01:49:03,200
so many of them.

1083
01:49:03,900 --> 01:49:11,300
Yeah, so I am personally at like an 86 for the effects.

1084
01:49:11,800 --> 01:49:15,100
I'm like this is like the highest category.

1085
01:49:15,100 --> 01:49:22,000
As much as I love that Cathedral scene, I definitely

1086
01:49:22,000 --> 01:49:25,300
agree that the the the crows definitely do bring down the

1087
01:49:25,300 --> 01:49:26,000
effects.

1088
01:49:27,000 --> 01:49:30,400
So I'm going to be a couple points lower to an 82.

1089
01:49:31,800 --> 01:49:32,700
All right, fair enough.

1090
01:49:34,200 --> 01:49:36,200
All right, moving on over to music.

1091
01:49:37,800 --> 01:49:39,500
Wasn't bad.

1092
01:49:40,200 --> 01:49:43,600
Yeah, no, I've definitely heard worse.

1093
01:49:43,600 --> 01:49:49,100
Yeah, it's just very average soundtrack.

1094
01:49:49,100 --> 01:49:54,000
Unfortunately, it had a couple like okay songs.

1095
01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:56,800
So I think it's definitely worthy of like a six.

1096
01:49:57,700 --> 01:49:59,100
Yeah, I can agree with that.

1097
01:49:59,100 --> 01:50:03,400
Like it's not quite at like five level, but I couldn't

1098
01:50:03,400 --> 01:50:05,900
think of anything to justify putting it at a seven.

1099
01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:08,500
You know, it would have been the perfect band to cover

1100
01:50:08,500 --> 01:50:15,500
this movie simple plan. Yeah, not not too much to say

1101
01:50:15,500 --> 01:50:16,100
there.

1102
01:50:17,600 --> 01:50:19,500
Yeah, I got nothing else to add to that.

1103
01:50:19,500 --> 01:50:22,800
Yeah, moving on over to costumes.

1104
01:50:24,700 --> 01:50:26,400
The trench coat looked pretty sick.

1105
01:50:26,700 --> 01:50:28,400
The trench coat was dope.

1106
01:50:29,100 --> 01:50:30,600
I didn't hate the makeup either.

1107
01:50:31,800 --> 01:50:35,900
I did not either and I'm honestly shocked that I didn't

1108
01:50:35,900 --> 01:50:40,900
because the I will agree that when he actually is in

1109
01:50:40,900 --> 01:50:45,300
the crow outfit, the hair is not that bad.

1110
01:50:45,300 --> 01:50:47,000
It's like it does work.

1111
01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:48,600
I will definitely agree with you there.

1112
01:50:48,600 --> 01:50:51,900
It's just every other scene where he's not the crow.

1113
01:50:52,200 --> 01:50:55,100
Yeah, when he's in like the re in the rehab freaking

1114
01:50:55,100 --> 01:50:59,200
sweatsuit like freaking stupid.

1115
01:50:59,200 --> 01:51:00,700
Yeah, it looks goofy.

1116
01:51:01,900 --> 01:51:04,000
But then like once he's wearing the trench coat, I'm

1117
01:51:04,000 --> 01:51:06,000
like, all right, here we go.

1118
01:51:06,000 --> 01:51:09,100
And Shelley's outfits were really cool, too.

1119
01:51:09,100 --> 01:51:12,700
Like I really liked her like really long lacy gowns that

1120
01:51:12,700 --> 01:51:13,500
she was wearing.

1121
01:51:13,900 --> 01:51:15,000
Yeah, those were cool.

1122
01:51:16,200 --> 01:51:18,600
Like those were like like especially when she was in

1123
01:51:18,600 --> 01:51:19,700
the water, dude.

1124
01:51:20,400 --> 01:51:22,600
And yeah, oh my God.

1125
01:51:22,600 --> 01:51:23,600
Yeah, that dude.

1126
01:51:23,600 --> 01:51:26,400
Yeah, that scene when she's, you know, being taken down

1127
01:51:26,400 --> 01:51:29,400
to hell watching that and like watching her go down in

1128
01:51:29,400 --> 01:51:30,400
slow motion.

1129
01:51:30,700 --> 01:51:32,000
That was some cool stuff.

1130
01:51:32,000 --> 01:51:35,900
Yeah, I do feel like maybe they yanked her a little too

1131
01:51:35,900 --> 01:51:39,200
hard because it did feel like she was like very like

1132
01:51:39,200 --> 01:51:41,100
like almost folding in half.

1133
01:51:42,400 --> 01:51:43,100
Okay.

1134
01:51:43,100 --> 01:51:45,300
Yeah, you know, you got a point there.

1135
01:51:45,300 --> 01:51:47,700
I'm like, I don't think you needed to yoink her that

1136
01:51:47,700 --> 01:51:48,200
hard.

1137
01:51:48,500 --> 01:51:51,500
But this one.

1138
01:51:52,400 --> 01:51:56,800
Yeah, it's just like I remember seeing it like this the

1139
01:51:56,800 --> 01:52:00,500
second time like in the in the in the movies when she's

1140
01:52:00,500 --> 01:52:03,400
like you because you see that scene multiple times throughout

1141
01:52:03,400 --> 01:52:06,400
and so when you see her getting like yoink the second

1142
01:52:06,400 --> 01:52:10,900
time I noticed that it was very like like fast and so

1143
01:52:10,900 --> 01:52:12,100
I'm like, oh damn.

1144
01:52:15,100 --> 01:52:16,300
Like that was kind of rough.

1145
01:52:19,100 --> 01:52:23,500
But still like in her in her like long flowy gown, it

1146
01:52:23,500 --> 01:52:25,500
looked awesome.

1147
01:52:25,500 --> 01:52:28,700
Like in everything she was wearing was like super just

1148
01:52:28,700 --> 01:52:33,900
like out there and vibrant at least for for this movie.

1149
01:52:33,900 --> 01:52:35,700
So it was it was interesting.

1150
01:52:35,700 --> 01:52:39,700
It was like really like an interesting look.

1151
01:52:40,100 --> 01:52:45,100
Yeah, this one I've had a hard time with because I

1152
01:52:45,100 --> 01:52:50,000
don't know if that his crow outfit saves it enough to

1153
01:52:50,000 --> 01:52:53,500
be up at a nine, but I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm

1154
01:52:53,500 --> 01:52:55,700
like at eight and a half.

1155
01:52:58,700 --> 01:52:59,500
I'm sorry.

1156
01:52:59,500 --> 01:53:00,700
I'm lower than you.

1157
01:53:00,700 --> 01:53:02,900
I'm at a seven a seven.

1158
01:53:03,100 --> 01:53:05,100
Yeah, damn.

1159
01:53:05,700 --> 01:53:10,500
Okay, I'll give that one an eight then so like this

1160
01:53:10,500 --> 01:53:12,500
will end up averaging out to a seven.

1161
01:53:12,900 --> 01:53:14,900
Yeah, but fair enough.

1162
01:53:15,100 --> 01:53:15,500
I'm sorry.

1163
01:53:15,500 --> 01:53:18,100
The crow outfit doesn't save it at all.

1164
01:53:18,900 --> 01:53:22,300
Or do honestly if it weren't for the if it weren't for

1165
01:53:22,300 --> 01:53:24,700
the crow outfit, it'd be a five or six.

1166
01:53:26,100 --> 01:53:26,900
Damn.

1167
01:53:26,900 --> 01:53:27,300
Okay.

1168
01:53:27,300 --> 01:53:27,900
Yeah.

1169
01:53:30,100 --> 01:53:30,900
Fair enough.

1170
01:53:30,900 --> 01:53:36,700
Yeah, any other outfits out there were I mean you had

1171
01:53:36,700 --> 01:53:38,700
that that opera that was going on.

1172
01:53:40,100 --> 01:53:43,500
Yeah, but even that wasn't like dude, I want to know.

1173
01:53:44,100 --> 01:53:47,800
I want to legitimately know do these rich people that

1174
01:53:47,800 --> 01:53:51,100
attend the opera know what the hell is happening?

1175
01:53:51,100 --> 01:53:59,900
Like do they understand what's being sung or do they

1176
01:53:59,900 --> 01:54:03,500
have to do like just a ridiculous amount of research prior

1177
01:54:03,500 --> 01:54:06,600
to attending it so they don't seem like idiots like oh,

1178
01:54:06,600 --> 01:54:10,100
this is what the plays about or this is what this opera

1179
01:54:10,100 --> 01:54:12,800
is about like I don't know.

1180
01:54:12,800 --> 01:54:19,600
Maybe it's just my my poor person talking but no dude

1181
01:54:19,600 --> 01:54:21,300
same I'm feeling there.

1182
01:54:21,700 --> 01:54:24,400
Yeah, I don't know if that's that is actually a genuinely

1183
01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:25,200
good question.

1184
01:54:25,200 --> 01:54:29,600
Yeah, like I don't know what freaking language is being

1185
01:54:29,600 --> 01:54:32,800
sung when there's when a freaking opera is happening.

1186
01:54:32,800 --> 01:54:34,400
I want to assume it's Latin.

1187
01:54:34,700 --> 01:54:35,100
Hold on.

1188
01:54:35,100 --> 01:54:35,900
Let me let me see.

1189
01:54:36,000 --> 01:54:36,500
Let me see.

1190
01:54:38,400 --> 01:54:40,300
What what language?

1191
01:54:41,700 --> 01:54:43,300
Do.

1192
01:54:43,300 --> 01:54:51,200
Opera singers use Italian French and German.

1193
01:54:51,200 --> 01:54:52,700
I wasn't even close.

1194
01:54:57,800 --> 01:55:01,400
Man Italian German or French.

1195
01:55:01,400 --> 01:55:04,500
Okay, so those don't seem like there are two out there

1196
01:55:04,500 --> 01:55:05,700
of languages to learn.

1197
01:55:06,700 --> 01:55:09,100
Okay, still a little douchey though.

1198
01:55:10,200 --> 01:55:10,700
Yeah.

1199
01:55:10,700 --> 01:55:15,700
Like I understand more like the idea of going to a ballet

1200
01:55:16,700 --> 01:55:23,300
or going to a play but an opera like especially if you

1201
01:55:23,300 --> 01:55:26,000
don't speak the language like what what's your incentive

1202
01:55:26,000 --> 01:55:27,500
to go to the freaking opera?

1203
01:55:29,300 --> 01:55:31,700
I mean if someone offered me free tickets, I'm not going

1204
01:55:31,700 --> 01:55:34,700
to turn them down because I wouldn't either like more

1205
01:55:34,700 --> 01:55:36,100
out of sheer curiosity.

1206
01:55:36,400 --> 01:55:39,400
Yeah, I feel it's like something that you you it's not

1207
01:55:39,400 --> 01:55:42,200
on your bucket list, but it's like on your secret bucket

1208
01:55:42,200 --> 01:55:42,500
list.

1209
01:55:42,500 --> 01:55:43,300
You're just like, you know what?

1210
01:55:43,300 --> 01:55:45,200
I want to at least experience one opera.

1211
01:55:45,500 --> 01:55:47,900
I think it's on my wouldn't say no list.

1212
01:55:48,200 --> 01:55:48,900
There we go.

1213
01:55:48,900 --> 01:55:52,400
Yeah, I like like if someone offered it up like it's like

1214
01:55:52,400 --> 01:55:55,400
yeah wouldn't say no, but I'm not going to spend my own

1215
01:55:55,400 --> 01:55:56,400
money to go.

1216
01:55:57,900 --> 01:55:58,400
All right.

1217
01:55:58,900 --> 01:56:02,700
That's if we got our own personal score and I feel like

1218
01:56:02,700 --> 01:56:04,000
you hated this movie a bit more.

1219
01:56:04,000 --> 01:56:05,400
So you want to take this one first?

1220
01:56:05,500 --> 01:56:07,300
Yeah, I would love to.

1221
01:56:07,300 --> 01:56:12,000
So yeah, unfortunately, I just did not vibe with this movie.

1222
01:56:14,000 --> 01:56:17,300
I like Cale pointed out once the second half hits it does

1223
01:56:17,300 --> 01:56:18,800
start to pick up a little bit.

1224
01:56:18,800 --> 01:56:21,500
But even that just didn't save it for me.

1225
01:56:22,600 --> 01:56:24,400
The cast does try.

1226
01:56:24,400 --> 01:56:27,200
I feel that they really do try especially Bill Skarsgard

1227
01:56:27,200 --> 01:56:29,000
like I feel bad that he had to be in this movie.

1228
01:56:31,300 --> 01:56:35,500
But I'm glad that he has the it prequel or the Pennywise

1229
01:56:35,500 --> 01:56:39,100
or no, it's the dairy prequel coming out soon.

1230
01:56:39,100 --> 01:56:42,100
So at least you know, we get to see him be Pennywise again.

1231
01:56:42,100 --> 01:56:43,400
So that's going to be awesome.

1232
01:56:44,700 --> 01:56:52,600
But yeah, just just did not love this movie and I will say

1233
01:56:52,600 --> 01:56:55,300
like I said at the beginning of the episode at least this

1234
01:56:55,300 --> 01:56:57,200
movie got me interested in seeing the original.

1235
01:56:58,300 --> 01:57:00,100
So I have to give it that.

1236
01:57:02,500 --> 01:57:04,300
But just yeah, I'm sorry.

1237
01:57:04,300 --> 01:57:08,000
I just did not really like this movie at all.

1238
01:57:08,000 --> 01:57:10,200
So personally.

1239
01:57:21,300 --> 01:57:21,800
I'm sorry.

1240
01:57:27,900 --> 01:57:32,500
Like in between here, you've never struggled with I have

1241
01:57:32,500 --> 01:57:34,900
been or as much as you have this one.

1242
01:57:34,900 --> 01:57:35,700
Yeah.

1243
01:57:39,000 --> 01:57:40,000
Okay, you know what?

1244
01:57:40,000 --> 01:57:42,800
I think I'm going to go a 60.

1245
01:57:47,100 --> 01:57:48,400
I think I'll go a 62.

1246
01:57:51,500 --> 01:57:52,800
Just yeah, I'm sorry.

1247
01:57:52,800 --> 01:57:57,400
Just did not like like it like I said many times just did

1248
01:57:57,400 --> 01:58:01,900
not vibe with this movie did not like you had some parts

1249
01:58:01,900 --> 01:58:05,500
that were like somewhat enjoyable but not enough to save

1250
01:58:05,500 --> 01:58:10,900
it and I do not see myself watching this movie ever again.

1251
01:58:13,100 --> 01:58:14,800
I'm on the same page as you.

1252
01:58:14,900 --> 01:58:18,800
I think I might have enjoyed it a little bit more just because

1253
01:58:18,800 --> 01:58:21,100
I feel like the concept is there.

1254
01:58:22,500 --> 01:58:24,400
Like the concept was there.

1255
01:58:24,400 --> 01:58:26,300
It was just the execution.

1256
01:58:26,700 --> 01:58:29,600
The execution was just so piss poor.

1257
01:58:29,600 --> 01:58:32,500
It ruined the vibe.

1258
01:58:32,500 --> 01:58:39,800
And I'm sitting at a 66.

1259
01:58:39,800 --> 01:58:46,100
This is one I feel like I have the potential to possibly

1260
01:58:46,100 --> 01:58:46,900
watch again.

1261
01:58:46,900 --> 01:58:50,700
Probably not if I'm being like real honest with myself, but

1262
01:58:50,700 --> 01:58:53,900
if I go and rewatch the original, which I do plan on doing

1263
01:58:53,900 --> 01:58:59,700
eventually, it's probably going to be one that I re-explore

1264
01:58:59,700 --> 01:59:05,700
just to psych do a proper comparison between this one and

1265
01:59:05,700 --> 01:59:06,600
the the OG.

1266
01:59:07,600 --> 01:59:12,000
Fair enough, but they the action sequences and or enough

1267
01:59:12,000 --> 01:59:15,600
to like sway me towards going a bit higher.

1268
01:59:17,100 --> 01:59:21,300
I enjoyed that and like I said, I think stepping having that

1269
01:59:21,300 --> 01:59:24,900
moment where I had where I stepped away and came back and

1270
01:59:24,900 --> 01:59:29,400
kind of like almost forgave the movie of its of its previous

1271
01:59:29,400 --> 01:59:30,600
transgressions.

1272
01:59:30,900 --> 01:59:34,200
Like I may have looked on it a little bit more favorably than

1273
01:59:34,200 --> 01:59:35,400
I would have otherwise.

1274
01:59:36,200 --> 01:59:36,600
Yeah.

1275
01:59:38,000 --> 01:59:40,800
Yeah, I think that that usually happens with me where I if I

1276
01:59:40,800 --> 01:59:43,600
come back, I'm like, okay, I accept this movie for what it

1277
01:59:43,600 --> 01:59:47,500
is and I go into it being like accepting its flaws and then I

1278
01:59:47,500 --> 01:59:50,200
look on it a little bit more favorably.

1279
01:59:50,200 --> 01:59:54,700
So I think I just I kind of did that with half the movie.

1280
01:59:57,000 --> 01:59:59,500
Like with this the shitty half and then I was like, okay, I

1281
01:59:59,500 --> 02:00:03,100
know what what this is and now I've I've come to accept it.

1282
02:00:03,100 --> 02:00:08,000
And so yeah, it's it's one that I if I do come back to it,

1283
02:00:08,000 --> 02:00:11,200
it's going to be first for research purposes only.

1284
02:00:13,000 --> 02:00:13,800
All right, fair enough.

1285
02:00:14,600 --> 02:00:19,400
Yeah, so 60 actually 66 seems high 64 feels a little bit

1286
02:00:19,400 --> 02:00:22,200
better. I'm going to go 64.

1287
02:00:23,700 --> 02:00:24,200
Fair.

1288
02:00:27,000 --> 02:00:29,600
Oh man, it felt it felt funky.

1289
02:00:29,700 --> 02:00:31,400
It felt a little funky.

1290
02:00:32,300 --> 02:00:33,200
100%

1291
02:00:35,200 --> 02:00:39,000
All right going through these scores real quick starting off

1292
02:00:39,000 --> 02:00:41,000
with story.

1293
02:00:41,000 --> 02:00:47,400
We ended up averaging out to a 65 writing is sitting at a 62.

1294
02:00:47,400 --> 02:00:49,500
So not a great start.

1295
02:00:50,600 --> 02:00:51,100
No,

1296
02:00:52,100 --> 02:00:56,500
acting got a little bit of a bump sitting at a 75.5 the

1297
02:00:56,500 --> 02:01:01,000
character development is sitting at a 65.5.

1298
02:01:01,000 --> 02:01:04,100
So kind of took a bit of a dive there.

1299
02:01:04,600 --> 02:01:08,500
The characterizations are important and this one was not

1300
02:01:08,500 --> 02:01:08,900
done.

1301
02:01:08,900 --> 02:01:12,900
Well, the effects are the high point of this movie sitting at

1302
02:01:12,900 --> 02:01:13,800
an 84.

1303
02:01:13,800 --> 02:01:17,600
The music was average, but there were some

1304
02:01:19,600 --> 02:01:23,100
original items in there that made it a little interesting

1305
02:01:23,100 --> 02:01:26,900
to listen to so we ended up giving that a 6 out of 10 the

1306
02:01:26,900 --> 02:01:28,000
costumes.

1307
02:01:28,000 --> 02:01:31,500
Unfortunately for us is sitting at a 7 out of 10.

1308
02:01:31,500 --> 02:01:34,600
I feel it deserves a little bit higher, but can't really are

1309
02:01:34,600 --> 02:01:35,300
you

1310
02:01:36,800 --> 02:01:41,000
and then our personal score ended up averaging out to a 63.

1311
02:01:41,000 --> 02:01:46,200
Okay, so with that the final all bros letter grade for the crow

1312
02:01:46,200 --> 02:01:48,200
has come out to a

1313
02:01:51,200 --> 02:01:53,000
see minus

1314
02:01:54,200 --> 02:01:55,600
damn dude.

1315
02:01:55,600 --> 02:01:57,800
That is solely because of effects.

1316
02:01:57,800 --> 02:02:02,000
I freaking yeah, there's no I was expecting it to hit in the

1317
02:02:02,000 --> 02:02:02,700
DS.

1318
02:02:02,700 --> 02:02:04,100
I was expecting that too.

1319
02:02:04,100 --> 02:02:06,800
I let's see how close it was.

1320
02:02:06,800 --> 02:02:11,400
Really freaking close.

1321
02:02:13,400 --> 02:02:16,000
Oh damn, so this is it.

1322
02:02:16,000 --> 02:02:24,000
So our cutoff for a D plus is 70% so 70% is a C minus.

1323
02:02:25,400 --> 02:02:31,400
Anything less than 70 is D plus this ended up getting a 71.25

1324
02:02:31,400 --> 02:02:39,000
damn.

1325
02:02:39,000 --> 02:02:39,300
Okay.

1326
02:02:39,300 --> 02:02:40,800
Yeah, right on the edge.

1327
02:02:40,800 --> 02:02:44,900
Yeah, it was it was pretty pretty close.

1328
02:02:44,900 --> 02:02:51,800
This is wild dude.

1329
02:02:51,800 --> 02:02:53,100
Oh my gosh.

1330
02:02:53,100 --> 02:02:54,400
I don't know what I want to do first.

1331
02:02:54,400 --> 02:02:59,500
I love those.

1332
02:02:59,500 --> 02:03:01,600
I love those kind of episodes.

1333
02:03:01,600 --> 02:03:03,300
Yeah, those kind of rankings.

1334
02:03:03,300 --> 02:03:06,400
Okay, let's go what it's above first.

1335
02:03:06,400 --> 02:03:09,500
I feel like that's a little bit more interesting.

1336
02:03:09,500 --> 02:03:13,400
So this is sitting above Madame Web.

1337
02:03:15,100 --> 02:03:17,300
Yeah, I can agree with that.

1338
02:03:17,300 --> 02:03:19,900
It is above cats.

1339
02:03:19,900 --> 02:03:21,300
Fair.

1340
02:03:22,600 --> 02:03:25,600
This is these are both like funny enough.

1341
02:03:25,600 --> 02:03:30,400
These are both movies where there is one category that's really

1342
02:03:30,400 --> 02:03:30,700
good.

1343
02:03:30,700 --> 02:03:32,800
All right, that's usually good.

1344
02:03:32,800 --> 02:03:35,500
Cats and Crow or Madame Web and the Crow.

1345
02:03:35,500 --> 02:03:41,500
Like talking like the Crow like all of the like the C minus

1346
02:03:41,500 --> 02:03:41,900
movies.

1347
02:03:41,900 --> 02:03:44,400
There's always like there's always seems to be like at least

1348
02:03:44,400 --> 02:03:45,500
one thing about it.

1349
02:03:45,500 --> 02:03:46,200
That was good.

1350
02:03:46,200 --> 02:03:48,100
Okay, gotcha.

1351
02:03:48,100 --> 02:03:50,300
At least one category like with the Crow.

1352
02:03:50,300 --> 02:03:53,100
It was the special effects with Madame Web.

1353
02:03:53,100 --> 02:03:59,000
I would what did we say that one was probably effects too.

1354
02:03:59,000 --> 02:04:00,900
Yeah, or costumes.

1355
02:04:00,900 --> 02:04:04,200
It was probably costumes if I had to think.

1356
02:04:04,200 --> 02:04:07,500
Yeah, it was probably like a mix between effects and costumes

1357
02:04:07,500 --> 02:04:11,300
that brought it up and then cats freaking 10 out of 10

1358
02:04:11,300 --> 02:04:12,000
soundtrack.

1359
02:04:12,000 --> 02:04:14,300
Oh, yeah, like absolutely.

1360
02:04:14,300 --> 02:04:17,900
There's always that one thing about like C minus movies.

1361
02:04:17,900 --> 02:04:19,400
That's that's really good.

1362
02:04:19,400 --> 02:04:20,200
Yeah.

1363
02:04:20,200 --> 02:04:20,800
All right.

1364
02:04:20,800 --> 02:04:28,400
It and then getting into the D plus range that it is sitting

1365
02:04:28,400 --> 02:04:32,100
above Charlie's Angels the 2019 version.

1366
02:04:32,100 --> 02:04:35,700
Yeah, it is above Justice League.

1367
02:04:35,700 --> 02:04:37,400
Yep.

1368
02:04:37,400 --> 02:04:44,300
Well, okay, when it comes to like, okay, Justice League sucks,

1369
02:04:44,300 --> 02:04:46,700
but at least I actually enjoyed that movie.

1370
02:04:46,700 --> 02:04:47,400
I'm sorry.

1371
02:04:47,400 --> 02:04:51,100
Fair enough.

1372
02:04:51,100 --> 02:04:53,400
I think that was one where we had did we have a no we had

1373
02:04:53,400 --> 02:04:58,500
that was Justice League was one that we had outsider input

1374
02:04:58,500 --> 02:04:58,900
on.

1375
02:04:58,900 --> 02:05:01,300
Okay, so a lot of people.

1376
02:05:01,300 --> 02:05:03,700
Both Justice League movies got done dirty.

1377
02:05:03,700 --> 02:05:04,300
What the hell?

1378
02:05:04,300 --> 02:05:09,300
I know so freaking so Justice League though.

1379
02:05:09,300 --> 02:05:12,700
I think those might be two that we need to like come back to

1380
02:05:12,700 --> 02:05:14,700
those nighters.

1381
02:05:14,700 --> 02:05:17,400
Yeah, Justice League.

1382
02:05:17,400 --> 02:05:21,500
I feel like that's at least a C minus.

1383
02:05:21,500 --> 02:05:26,200
Yeah, but freaking because isn't Zack Snyder's also in the

1384
02:05:26,200 --> 02:05:31,400
sea or yes, it's like skipped over that one because it was

1385
02:05:31,400 --> 02:05:34,900
like I didn't want to like I knew that we were going to

1386
02:05:34,900 --> 02:05:37,900
like re-explore that might be one when we have like a gap

1387
02:05:37,900 --> 02:05:39,900
might be good.

1388
02:05:39,900 --> 02:05:44,600
I'm down because I feel that that will not predict you.

1389
02:05:44,600 --> 02:05:46,700
Anything, but I feel that's going to land in like the B

1390
02:05:46,700 --> 02:05:48,300
category Zack Snyder's.

1391
02:05:48,300 --> 02:05:53,800
Yeah, I'd be leaning more towards C plus Max.

1392
02:05:53,800 --> 02:05:54,800
Yeah, really?

1393
02:05:54,800 --> 02:05:57,200
Damn.

1394
02:05:57,200 --> 02:05:59,300
I'm not like a beam.

1395
02:05:59,300 --> 02:06:01,200
I would I would be down to rewatch it.

1396
02:06:01,200 --> 02:06:06,800
Yeah, I'm not like a probably like a solid be maybe.

1397
02:06:06,800 --> 02:06:09,000
Yeah, okay.

1398
02:06:09,000 --> 02:06:14,100
Yeah, we may have space for that depending like what.

1399
02:06:14,100 --> 02:06:19,300
So our next episode spoiler alert is Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.

1400
02:06:19,300 --> 02:06:24,800
So we have a gap between between Beetlejuice and

1401
02:06:24,800 --> 02:06:27,400
Transformers 1.

1402
02:06:27,400 --> 02:06:31,400
So we could fill that with the Justice League like unless

1403
02:06:31,400 --> 02:06:34,400
there's like yeah, unless there's like some other one

1404
02:06:34,400 --> 02:06:38,600
that we want to look at like if we can't think of anything

1405
02:06:38,600 --> 02:06:41,500
should we do Zack Snyder's Justice League?

1406
02:06:41,500 --> 02:06:44,400
We should just do both the Justice Leagues.

1407
02:06:44,400 --> 02:06:44,900
All right.

1408
02:06:44,900 --> 02:06:48,100
I'm like like try to do it at the same time.

1409
02:06:48,100 --> 02:06:49,400
Okay.

1410
02:06:49,400 --> 02:06:49,900
Yeah.

1411
02:06:49,900 --> 02:06:50,200
Okay.

1412
02:06:50,200 --> 02:06:52,100
I'm in.

1413
02:06:52,100 --> 02:06:56,200
Okay, cool.

1414
02:06:56,200 --> 02:06:57,800
All right.

1415
02:06:57,800 --> 02:07:02,400
All right going the opposite direction with the crow.

1416
02:07:02,400 --> 02:07:06,000
It is sitting below.

1417
02:07:06,000 --> 02:07:08,200
The Star Wars The Last Jedi.

1418
02:07:08,200 --> 02:07:09,900
Okay.

1419
02:07:09,900 --> 02:07:14,900
It is below Rebel Moon.

1420
02:07:14,900 --> 02:07:18,700
I think I would disagree with that because at least the crows

1421
02:07:18,700 --> 02:07:21,400
watchable.

1422
02:07:21,400 --> 02:07:22,700
Here's the freaking kicker.

1423
02:07:22,700 --> 02:07:25,800
It's below Borderlands.

1424
02:07:25,800 --> 02:07:27,800
I am actually okay with that.

1425
02:07:27,800 --> 02:07:28,900
Are you?

1426
02:07:28,900 --> 02:07:32,700
Yeah, I'm okay that it's below Borderlands because you know,

1427
02:07:32,700 --> 02:07:35,700
I was thinking about this when I walked out of the movie.

1428
02:07:35,700 --> 02:07:39,000
I'm say, you know Borderlands was bad, but at least I can't

1429
02:07:39,000 --> 02:07:41,400
like even though I said that, you know, like it was bad and

1430
02:07:41,400 --> 02:07:43,500
Madden was Laughly bad.

1431
02:07:43,500 --> 02:07:47,700
I will say I still had a little bit of fun like barely any but

1432
02:07:47,700 --> 02:07:50,500
a little bit of fun with Borderlands.

1433
02:07:50,500 --> 02:07:57,000
The crow just I left being like, okay, that was.

1434
02:07:57,000 --> 02:07:57,400
Yep.

1435
02:07:57,400 --> 02:07:58,900
Yeah, that was a movie.

1436
02:07:58,900 --> 02:08:00,400
That was definitely a movie.

1437
02:08:00,400 --> 02:08:01,900
Okay.

1438
02:08:01,900 --> 02:08:02,600
All right.

1439
02:08:02,600 --> 02:08:08,100
It is also below Morbius and X-Men Dark Phoenix.

1440
02:08:08,100 --> 02:08:08,500
Okay.

1441
02:08:08,500 --> 02:08:12,700
So yeah, that's where it's sitting and not including the

1442
02:08:12,700 --> 02:08:15,300
two Justice League movies.

1443
02:08:15,300 --> 02:08:17,400
I think it has a decent home.

1444
02:08:17,400 --> 02:08:19,200
I agree most definitely.

1445
02:08:19,200 --> 02:08:24,000
Yeah, that's yeah, we'll have to re-explore those Justice

1446
02:08:24,000 --> 02:08:30,700
League ones because that yeah, I sing Zack's or Zack Snyder's

1447
02:08:30,700 --> 02:08:34,700
down so low does hurt the soul a little bit.

1448
02:08:34,700 --> 02:08:40,400
Do freaking especially when you think of like the amazing like

1449
02:08:40,400 --> 02:08:43,600
certain amazing moments in that movie like biggest one that

1450
02:08:43,600 --> 02:08:48,200
comes to mind is freaking Barry breaking the speed Force like

1451
02:08:48,200 --> 02:08:48,800
that.

1452
02:08:48,800 --> 02:08:53,600
I wish that Warner Brothers would have allowed like I get

1453
02:08:53,600 --> 02:08:56,300
why they put on HP on Max and I'm fine with that when it

1454
02:08:56,300 --> 02:08:58,900
first came out, but I think that they should have had a limited

1455
02:08:58,900 --> 02:09:02,500
run in theaters because I would have loved to see that scene

1456
02:09:02,500 --> 02:09:03,300
on the big screen.

1457
02:09:03,300 --> 02:09:05,700
Yeah, that was really cool.

1458
02:09:05,700 --> 02:09:11,000
But can you really freaking a lot for hours?

1459
02:09:11,000 --> 02:09:16,400
I mean, give me a bathroom break every hour.

1460
02:09:16,400 --> 02:09:17,100
I can do it.

1461
02:09:17,100 --> 02:09:21,800
The one thing I will get into it will get into eventually.

1462
02:09:21,800 --> 02:09:25,800
I could go on for hours about the movie.

1463
02:09:25,800 --> 02:09:35,200
But yeah, so if we do rescore that will be losing a D plus

1464
02:09:35,200 --> 02:09:35,600
movie.

1465
02:09:35,600 --> 02:09:40,500
I'm okay with that and we'll have only have three.

1466
02:09:40,500 --> 02:09:44,500
What are the other D pluses?

1467
02:09:44,500 --> 02:09:46,600
I forgot Charlie's Angels.

1468
02:09:46,600 --> 02:09:50,400
Okay, do little and Capone.

1469
02:09:50,400 --> 02:09:55,100
I forgot that we scored Capone that low.

1470
02:09:55,100 --> 02:09:57,900
God damn dude, the movie sucked.

1471
02:09:57,900 --> 02:10:00,400
Yeah, that movie was rough to get through.

1472
02:10:00,400 --> 02:10:05,100
Do little was just so bad.

1473
02:10:05,100 --> 02:10:10,700
Oh my God, I rewatched it because Iris wanted to it does

1474
02:10:10,700 --> 02:10:11,700
not hold up.

1475
02:10:11,700 --> 02:10:14,400
I held up to begin.

1476
02:10:14,400 --> 02:10:16,000
I know I know it didn't like it.

1477
02:10:16,000 --> 02:10:19,100
I just thought like, okay, I've already ripped it a new one.

1478
02:10:19,100 --> 02:10:21,500
Like maybe I'll look on it a little bit more favorably or

1479
02:10:21,500 --> 02:10:23,300
with more forgiving eyes.

1480
02:10:23,300 --> 02:10:25,900
No, not even a little bit.

1481
02:10:25,900 --> 02:10:32,300
See, I would have even when I thought about rewatching that

1482
02:10:32,300 --> 02:10:35,000
I would have been like, no, let's just go watch the Eddie

1483
02:10:35,000 --> 02:10:35,700
Murphy one.

1484
02:10:35,700 --> 02:10:40,000
Yeah, that's probably what I should have done, but she saw

1485
02:10:40,000 --> 02:10:42,000
the animals and she was very insisted.

1486
02:10:42,000 --> 02:10:43,700
I want to watch the animals.

1487
02:10:43,700 --> 02:10:46,500
I mean, this animals too.

1488
02:10:46,500 --> 02:10:50,300
I was going to say, but Iris there's there's there's animals

1489
02:10:50,300 --> 02:10:51,400
in this way better version.

1490
02:10:51,400 --> 02:10:55,100
Yeah, man.

1491
02:10:55,100 --> 02:11:00,200
But anyway, so that is where the crow is sitting.

1492
02:11:00,200 --> 02:11:01,800
All right.

1493
02:11:01,800 --> 02:11:08,000
I'm sorry that one of your I feel that this was one of your

1494
02:11:08,000 --> 02:11:10,500
like more so anticipated movies of this year.

1495
02:11:10,500 --> 02:11:14,200
This is a classic case of the trailer being better than the

1496
02:11:14,200 --> 02:11:14,600
movie.

1497
02:11:14,600 --> 02:11:18,100
I'm sorry, man, that you left disappointed.

1498
02:11:18,100 --> 02:11:19,800
Now it happens.

1499
02:11:19,800 --> 02:11:21,900
Like you can't you can't win them all.

1500
02:11:21,900 --> 02:11:24,500
I was the same way with tarot.

1501
02:11:24,500 --> 02:11:25,300
So I get it.

1502
02:11:25,300 --> 02:11:28,300
All right.

1503
02:11:28,300 --> 02:11:31,200
Well, if you like this episode want to check out more of our

1504
02:11:31,200 --> 02:11:33,700
stuff, be sure to follow and subscribe to us wherever you

1505
02:11:33,700 --> 02:11:34,700
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1506
02:11:34,700 --> 02:11:36,400
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1507
02:11:36,400 --> 02:11:40,600
We're on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tick-Tock, LinkedIn,

1508
02:11:40,600 --> 02:11:47,300
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1509
02:11:47,300 --> 02:11:49,100
You do have to search at the Albrows.

1510
02:11:49,100 --> 02:11:54,700
Yeah, for who knows what reason there's another frickin

1511
02:11:54,700 --> 02:11:58,000
channel with that's just all bros and I'm like, what?

1512
02:11:58,000 --> 02:12:02,900
So yeah, you have to search at the Albrows to find our shit.

1513
02:12:02,900 --> 02:12:11,600
Unfortunately, but yeah, let's see.

1514
02:12:11,600 --> 02:12:14,600
What else you can also check out our website tiny URL.

1515
02:12:14,600 --> 02:12:16,300
Comfort slash the Albrows.

1516
02:12:16,300 --> 02:12:23,000
And you can find links to everything that we do through

1517
02:12:23,000 --> 02:12:23,500
there.

1518
02:12:23,500 --> 02:12:33,100
And yeah, so be sure to tune in next week where we will be

1519
02:12:33,100 --> 02:12:36,300
breaking down Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.

1520
02:12:36,300 --> 02:12:38,000
Oh, yeah.

1521
02:12:38,000 --> 02:12:39,700
So freaking excited.

1522
02:12:39,700 --> 02:12:42,400
Yeah, very excited for that one.

1523
02:12:42,400 --> 02:12:46,100
And I'm going to have a little bit homework watching the first

1524
02:12:46,100 --> 02:12:48,200
one. Yeah, you do.

1525
02:12:48,200 --> 02:12:51,100
Yeah, I'm interested to see your your opinion if we're on the

1526
02:12:51,100 --> 02:12:51,700
same page here.

1527
02:12:51,700 --> 02:12:52,700
Yeah.

1528
02:12:52,700 --> 02:13:00,400
So you guys can look forward to that next week until then.

1529
02:13:00,400 --> 02:13:02,200
This has been the Albrows podcast.

1530
02:13:02,200 --> 02:13:06,700
I'm Caleb and I'm Jonathan and we'll catch you guys next week.

1531
02:13:06,700 --> 02:13:08,000
Deuces.

1532
02:13:08,000 --> 02:13:16,300
See you.