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What is up bros?

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I'm Caleb.

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And I'm Jonathan.

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And we are a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews

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out there with as little bias as possible.

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Welcome to the all bros.

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This week on the podcast.

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I did not watch shit this week.

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So this is a rose only weekly watch kind of week.

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So we're excited to see what he he's watched this week.

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He's actually watched a lot of shit this week.

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Oh, yeah, I've been watching random ass shows and stuff.

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So don't have a whole lot to report on there.

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But then who we are going to be getting into a breakdown of a movie that certainly came

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out this month.

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Yep, it sure did.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, we will be breaking down Borderlands, which if you guys have heard the rumors about

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this movie, they're true.

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Yeah.

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So if you guys want to catch this movie theater is you better hurry because it comes to streaming

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August 30th.

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And I think that's one of the fastest I've ever seen a movie leave theaters.

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Dude, here's something.

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I almost messaged you.

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I would have if my phone was working.

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I almost messaged you to see if you wanted to wait to do it until next week because of

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how bad I've heard the movie is.

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But I was also like, nah, that's super short notice.

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Like, there's no way that we'd be able to watch something else like today.

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At least not anything like new.

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I mean, honestly, I feel we could have made something work.

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Yeah, but yeah.

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So anyway, we contributed to this this box office, unfortunately.

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So yeah, this is going to be a breakdown.

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Yeah, for sure.

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Hey, I did it for Eli Roth.

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That's why I saw it.

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Do you know for Eli Roth?

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Eli Roth is on my shit list for a little while.

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Fair.

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That is completely fair.

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Yeah.

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So anyway, without further ado, let's say we get on into this week's episode.

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Let's do it.

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All right.

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Kicking off this week's episode.

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Rose, would you like to tell everyone what you've been watching this week?

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I'd love to.

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So you guys didn't know Lyca decided to re-release Coraline into theaters in 3D because this

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year marks 15 years since this movie came out.

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So I don't know about you.

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I feel old as hell because of that.

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But you know what?

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That's okay.

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Because this movie is absolutely phenomenal.

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I absolutely love this freaking movie.

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It's one of my favorite animated films of all time.

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And the fact that I finally got to experience it in 3D in a theater was absolutely incredible.

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So I actually went and saw this with Sammy, Caleb, and it was her first time seeing this.

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She had never seen Coraline.

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Oh damn.

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Yeah.

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She enjoyed it.

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She had a good time.

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But she made a really funny comment.

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I don't know if you remember the opening of this movie.

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I've never seen this movie.

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Oh my bad.

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I thought you had.

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No, I've seen Bits and Pieces, but those Bits and Pieces freaked me out enough where I

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was like, no, not doing it.

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Well, anyway, this isn't spoiling anything, but the beginning opens up with like a doll

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being sewed together.

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And there's one part that you see the needle go through and it's like pointing right at

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the camera.

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So it's 3D, makes complete sense, looked really good.

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But so many people in the audience were just like, oh my God.

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And Sammy leans over to me and she's like, oh my God, it's like people haven't seen a

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3D movie.

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Calm down.

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Dude, I'll be honest.

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I've never seen a 3D movie.

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That's not true.

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That's not true.

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I was like, what?

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I watched Sharkboy and Lava Girl in 3D.

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So good 3D.

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How has 3D improved over?

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It depends because for the longest time, I feel when they were just advertising movies

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being make sure you catch it in real D 3D, the 3D was barely even there.

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Just like added to the movie.

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I guess like it made it like pop a little more, but you never actually saw like stuff

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jumping out of you.

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I feel like the late two thousands was a time when you really saw a good amount of good

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3D.

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Like, dude, there's some movies I regret not seeing in 3D.

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Like Ant-Man and Doctor Strange.

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Yeah.

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Doctor Strange, especially.

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But frickin I remember when they did like saw 3D, which I never got to see.

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I kicked myself for that, but I did get to get to see Jackass 3D and that was so worth

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it.

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Just having shit just fly at you.

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That was great.

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So is it I remember very vividly Sharkboy and Lava Girl.

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And I remember when I watched that I left with a headache because it was like so fuzzy.

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And I also probably had something to do with the blue and red glasses too.

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I know we've passed that.

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Yeah, thank God.

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But is it still fuzzy?

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No, I don't think so.

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Like even with just like wearing glasses over glasses, I do fine.

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Like I don't feel any headaches or migraines after I leave the theater.

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Is it pretty clear?

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Yes, very much so.

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I might have to give it a shot next time.

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I'm like a good take it off.

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It's not like you when you take your glass, you used to take your glasses off for like

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Sharkboy and Lava Girl or like Spy Kids 3D and like everything was just blue and red.

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Yeah, that was dude.

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That was that hurt my face.

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Yeah, like, okay, like if you take them off, and it's like a well, I mean, I think for

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Coraline it was like the whole thing because like this actually was remastered in 3D.

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Like they wanted to make sure that this actually was a good 3D experience.

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So when you take off your glasses, like, yeah, it's gonna kind of look a little fuzzy.

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But that's just because, you know, it's a 3D picture.

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You're supposed to freaking wear your glasses.

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Okay, that's what I would expect.

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Like I wanted to be clear when I put the freaking glasses on.

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Oh, yeah, that's yeah, it's great.

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Okay, cool.

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Because like I noticed even with Sharkboy and Lava Girl, like it was still like fuzzy.

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I remember that as well.

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But freaking dude, that was like cool as hell getting those in the theaters.

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Like they asked you, oh, do you want Sharkboy or Lava Girl?

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Like the shit, dude, I wish I still had those.

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Dude, same here.

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Yeah, I wish I have my still have my Sharkboy pair.

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Because freaking I remember like the ones that you got when you bought the DVD were

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like good, but they were like super flimsy.

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If you got them in the theater, I remember like those those things were like built a

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lot better.

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Like they I feel like they were more so built to last.

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Like I think they were still like, you know, like the classic like paper 3D glasses, but

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it felt like they could like they're not going to fold with you just like barely moving them

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in your hands.

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Yeah, dude.

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They sold special made like glasses, didn't they?

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I think they did.

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Like outside of theaters, like I feel like Sharkboy and Lava Girl being in 3D was such

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a big event.

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I feel like I feel like I remember the dollar store because we always used to hit up the

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dollar store.

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I feel like I remember the dollar store selling Sharkboy and Lava Girl 3D glasses.

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Like that was like when you go to see the movie.

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I think I do remember seeing some stores do that.

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Like yeah, yeah, they would advertise.

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Oh, hey, you know, instead of getting them at the theater, just get your 3D glasses here.

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Yeah, I remember that being a big freaking event.

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I remember the Sharkboy and Lava Girl toys too at McDonald's.

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Yeah, those are the shit.

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I had that shark boy for years.

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Dude, same.

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I never got Lava Girl, though.

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I was so disappointed about that.

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I don't think I did either.

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Yeah, but dude, that was I I'm trying to think of like if I remember anything past that,

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but I think that was like the last time I was like super pumped for a McDonald's toy.

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You know what?

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That's fair.

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Yeah, but I think the only thing after that was like Sonic the Hedgehog had like a little

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like crappy video game thing.

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And I remember, I remember I got pulled out of school because I was going to go get my

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eyes checked.

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And while on my way back to school, my mom stopped at McDonald's or stopped and got us

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McDonald's and my eyes were dilated.

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Oh, shit.

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And I wanted to play that damn Sonic game so bad.

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I was holding it like that close to my face, like trying to like focus on it.

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And I'm like, I don't understand what's happening right now.

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But it was a good time, though.

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It was a real good time.

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Oh, that's amazing.

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I think the last one that I remember specifically because like like my grandma was amazing when

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it came to Happy Meal Toys.

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Like if I wanted to get like a certain collection, like complete all of them, she would drive

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me to multiple McDonald's just to make sure that I could complete the collection.

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I loved her so much for that.

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That is the shit.

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Right.

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So she did that with the cars.

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Happy Meal Toys.

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So that is I don't have them anymore.

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I lost them all.

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But I can say I owned all of those.

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Oh, man.

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That is so cool.

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Right.

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My dad would have freaking punched me in the throat if he even thought of bringing that

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up.

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See, dude, that's something I wish.

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That I would have worked at McDonald's during the period of time where like the cool toys

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were coming out because I feel like every once in a while, just for like shits and giggles,

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I would have thrown like all of them into one Happy Meal.

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Just like just coolest employee ever.

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Yeah.

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Just like at a just random drive through like throughout the day.

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Like it had to be one where they couldn't react in store.

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Like I'd freaking toss it in there and then just like know in my heart that some kid is

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losing his ever loving mind.

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Like that's the kind of shit that I would pull if I had that.

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That would be awesome.

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Dude, speaking of McDonald's, have you seen the whole thing with like these like collector's

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cups and everything?

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Like people losing their minds over the collector's cups?

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Oh, like the little glass ones?

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Well they're not.

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They're plastic.

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They're not glass.

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Oh, are they?

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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But like have you have any videos come across your TikTok about them?

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No.

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So, yeah.

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So apparently like if you like buy if you buy the collector's meal, I think most McDonald's

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are sold out now.

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But if you bought the collector's meal either at breakfast or lunch or dinner, you got a

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collector's cup came in a bag so you couldn't even tell what it was.

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And most McDonald's wouldn't even like pull from a different box.

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They would just keep pulling from the same bag or the same box.

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And so if you went there like like another time in the same day, you were likely just

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to get the same damn cup.

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Dude, that's so dumb.

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I would have had so much fun with those toys or just anything where I had to be the one

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to put it in there.

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Because freaking like I saw a lot of people because like even though like the bet there

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they were they were oh my god sealed in a bag and you know that the employees couldn't

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open them.

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I guess there was a code on the back.

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And so so many people would go to the drive throughs and be like, hey, can you see if

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you have this code?

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Like, can you open this box?

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And they'd be like, yep, no, can't do that.

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Whatever box we have open.

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That's what you get.

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Dude, at least make your job fun.

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I mean, good hell.

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How difficult is it to make your job enjoyable?

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Yeah.

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Look, if you have the Barbie Hot Wheels one, let me get the Barbie Hot Wheels one.

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Come on.

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Oh, man, dude, I would have had so much fun working at McDonald's.

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Like during that time, the toys now are freaking trash.

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True, dude.

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Like today.

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So we went to McDonald's today and we let Iris go and like play in the play place and

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everything, which the play places have gone to taking a dive.

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They're so freaking boring now.

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That's unfortunate.

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Like it's it's still fun for Iris, I guess, because it's like a playground.

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But like by my standard of what the play places used to be, like it's freaking boring as shit.

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But no, the freaking toy, if you even want to call it that, was a freaking it was a poster

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of all these athletes.

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I don't even think they were like Olympic athletes.

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Like it was just random athletes.

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And then you get what they call your trading cards.

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But it's a freaking peel and stick sticker.

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So you peel it off and you just stick it where the name goes.

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Like you match up the names.

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I'm like, dude, this is so dumb.

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That's not a Happy Meal toy.

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No, it's not.

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And like, I shouldn't have to do homework for my toy.

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I know.

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And like, I don't know what the hell freaking McDonald's has been thinking with their their

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bullshit toys, but they're so lazy.

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Like, I remember the freaking Teen Titans go to the movies one like it was I should

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not it was like a tiny little box about like maybe like a two by two square.

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You open it up and it unfolds like it's a piece of paper and it unfolds to be this giant

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ass poster of Cyborg or at least the one that Iris got was Cyborg.

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It was like a big ass freaking poster and it was just Cyborg on this big ass freaking

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poster, dude.

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Nothing else but Cyborg.

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And then Teen Titans go to the movies at the bottom.

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I'm like, this is freaking lazy.

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Like you couldn't even bother to print some of the other heroes, like some of the other

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Titans on here, like throw them in the background so you don't have so much goddamn empty space.

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All that I could assume is they didn't know because I think it's like gotten reinstated,

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but not as like big as it used to be, but I feel that they went downhill when they ended

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their contract with Disney.

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And so they weren't able to do like any big Happy Meal promotions with them anymore.

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But I think what they were thinking with Teen Titans go to the movies.

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Okay, let's just take the character posters for all these all these guys, blow them up

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super big and we'll just make like six or I mean, how many Teen Titans are there?

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I forget.

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I think I said five.

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So they just made those into the five toys.

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That's so dumb, dude.

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I got nothing against character posters like character posters.

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I don't either.

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But for a children's toy, that's that's so lazy.

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That's so stupid.

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Yeah.

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Like I don't even think she got crayons in that in her box.

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The shit that's I'm like, dude, like so I have to supply my own coloring material.

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Yeah, apparently.

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I mean, hey, she could always like draw with ketchup or something like that.

328
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She might as well.

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She is that messy.

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But I felt cheated for her.

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I'm like, you won't understand just how amazing McDonald's Happy Meal toys used to be and

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how bummed out I was when I grew out of them.

333
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Yeah.

334
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It's all it's like with kids these days, they'll never understand the hype that you got when

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you knew a big movie was coming out and you got to look forward to the video game that

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was tied to it.

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Yeah.

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Even though the game usually sucked.

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But frickin once THQ went out of business, once they closed down, that that era just

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ended.

341
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Oh, man.

342
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Dude, you know what I want?

343
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Frickin remastered.

344
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Oh, shit.

345
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What's it called?

346
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I need to get the name.

347
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Okay.

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Disney's extreme skate adventures.

349
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Okay.

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Yeah, I'm down.

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That needs remastered immediately.

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If not sooner.

353
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Yeah, I was the shit.

354
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Yeah, that game was a frickin blast on PS2.

355
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Oh, I had on the Game Boy Advance.

356
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Oh, you did?

357
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Okay.

358
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Yeah, it was so much fun, dude.

359
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It was so much frickin fun.

360
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I never got to play it on the PS2.

361
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Was it as a frickin amazing?

362
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It was awesome.

363
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Oh, my gosh.

364
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That that was the shit, dude.

365
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Man, who is your your go to always Woody?

366
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Woody.

367
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Yeah, that's like your nice.

368
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Do you like the Tarzan one because I really like the Tarzan one too.

369
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Yeah.

370
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Yeah, I remember having a fun time with that one.

371
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The line I hated the Lion King one though.

372
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Yeah, that one wasn't great.

373
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You know what wasn't a great skateboarding game?

374
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The Simpsons skateboarding.

375
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The controls on that one sucked.

376
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Yeah, I remember playing that at a buddy's house.

377
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That was it was rough, dude.

378
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Right?

379
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Yeah.

380
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It was also rough.

381
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I can imagine how smooth it must have felt to skate on a PS2 trying to do any sort of

382
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skating on a frickin Game Boy Advance.

383
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Oh, man.

384
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Oh, God.

385
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Yeah, I couldn't imagine like playing a Tony Hawk game on a frickin Game Boy.

386
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Oh, my gosh, dude.

387
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:26,720
It's frickin it's ridiculous is what it is.

388
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It was Yeah, it was rough.

389
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It was super rough.

390
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But yeah, they did bring games like that back.

391
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I would love just like little cheap ones too.

392
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Like just shoot us like a $15 $20 like mini game.

393
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Like it doesn't even have to be long.

394
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Like make it like a frickin like tiny DLC or something.

395
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Yeah, like I paid 20 bucks for like something that I could beat in an hour or two.

396
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Yeah, like obviously, depending on like the movie, though.

397
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Fair.

398
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All right.

399
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One more question with the movie based games.

400
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Did you play the first Transformers movie game?

401
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Yes, that is one that I did get to play when my uncle gave my brother his PS2.

402
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,080
Yeah.

403
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,080
Did you?

404
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Autopods or Decepticons Decepticons all day long, dude.

405
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Dude Starscream for days, dude.

406
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Frickin it was blackout for me.

407
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:24,040
I loved blackout in that game so bad.

408
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,840
Bear kid was also badass too.

409
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,640
God, I love that game.

410
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,640
That game is so good.

411
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:33,720
It's freaking the final battle in New York when you just frickin you're fighting the

412
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Autobots and just like frickin comparing the size of Ironhide compared to blackout.

413
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It's insane how much Decepticons just towered over the Autobots.

414
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Dude, I'm looking it up right now.

415
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:55,760
I'm looking at the first two video games that are based off of movies because there were

416
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some like random ass ones like the frickin CD, like the CD roms.

417
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:05,040
Oh yeah, I remember those.

418
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:09,760
I remember the one for oh, 101 Dalmatians.

419
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Oh yeah, I remember those too.

420
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,120
Yeah, that's not separated by year.

421
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This one's just A through B. Yeah, they had like one for Batman.

422
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The B movie.

423
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That one was actually a pretty decent game.

424
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That one was.

425
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I had a good time with the movie.

426
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Let's see any others.

427
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Bolt.

428
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I don't remember bolt being very good.

429
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,440
I never played that one.

430
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Oh dude, TMNT.

431
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,640
Please tell me you play that one.

432
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Yeah, I love that dude.

433
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Frickin I faked being sick one day just so I could stay home and beat that last battle

434
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with the frickin statue sold statue.

435
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,680
Is that the one that you couldn't jump?

436
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,360
No I think you could jump.

437
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:55,360
Could you?

438
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,360
Yeah yeah, you could jump.

439
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:57,360
Okay.

440
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But frickin that final battle I just could not pass.

441
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So yeah, I faked being sick one day just so I could finally pass it and I did.

442
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But I'm not gonna lie, my controller almost went through the TV multiple times.

443
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Oh my gosh.

444
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,200
Dude, the frickin cat in the hat.

445
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:17,240
Oh yeah, dude, I've watched like playthroughs of that recently.

446
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:22,680
That actually was one of the games that came with my PS2 when I first got it.

447
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,920
And like frickin I don't think I can make it past the first level from what I'm remembering.

448
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,000
I sucked at that game.

449
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Shit.

450
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Not a great game.

451
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Dude, tie back.

452
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Did you know Coraline had one?

453
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:36,400
No.

454
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,400
What?

455
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:44,760
Yeah, that Coraline the video game.

456
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It was released on the PS2, the Wii, and the Nintendo DS.

457
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Oh shit, I'm gonna have to get that for the Wii.

458
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I wanna play Coraline the video game.

459
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Holy shit, dude.

460
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The Metacritic scores for the DS it was 50 out of 100.

461
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,920
For PS2 it was 39 out of 100.

462
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And for the Wii it was 42 out of 100.

463
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I'm not surprised.

464
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,640
Like movie based games never get good scores.

465
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Coraline IGN said, like they didn't even rank it for the DS.

466
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And then they scored it for the PS2 and Wii 2.5 out of 10.

467
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Damn, okay.

468
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000
Holy shit.

469
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Okay, now I definitely gotta play this game.

470
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:34,280
Oh man, that is hilarious.

471
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I'm trying to like what other, I'm trying to think of any other like big one.

472
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Oh, brother bear on the Game Boy Advance was the bomb, dude.

473
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I never got to play that.

474
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It was hard.

475
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Yeah.

476
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It was really freaking hard.

477
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,920
It was like, it was a freaking platformer too.

478
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And like there weren't, it was crazy because it's like you have to like hop over obstacles

479
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and like all this crazy shit.

480
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:05,760
But like all the, it was, the mechanics are so dumb because all, all you like looking

481
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,800
back on it, it was freaking stupid.

482
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Cause you just run around and you collect these berries.

483
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And then when you come across like, I don't even think they had enemies.

484
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Like they just had spikes and stuff that you could hit, but you just went, you just swiped.

485
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But the mechanic that was cool is the, the levels where you had Koda, you could switch

486
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between Koda and Kenai.

487
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,440
Okay.

488
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,440
That's cool.

489
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:32,440
Yeah.

490
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:39,640
So it was cool cause like you'd use, yeah, you'd use Koda to like go down into like an

491
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area that was like tiny, like a tiny tunnel.

492
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And then you'd like make your way up to like a top, push something over for, for Kenai

493
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to jump on.

494
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It was, it was sick.

495
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,320
It was super sick.

496
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I remember it being cool.

497
00:25:52,640 --> 00:26:00,760
And then I attempted to play it like when I found my, my DS, I, I, we'd gotten rid of

498
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:06,000
my Gameboy, but I had the DS and the DS worked with some of those games.

499
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:14,400
So yeah, when I was trying to play the DS, the DS for our play on the DS, it was like,

500
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,400
it was trash.

501
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,200
It was absolutely garbage.

502
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,680
But nostalgia like built it up so much in my brain.

503
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,160
Like it is funny though.

504
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,680
Anyway, getting back to Coraline.

505
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,680
Yeah.

506
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:33,040
Coraline, amazing movie.

507
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:40,680
I love this movie to death and I'm so grateful I got to re-experience it in, in 3D.

508
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:45,840
Fathom Events actually, so they did a re-release of it last year as well, but this time it

509
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,240
wasn't in 3D.

510
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:55,240
So it's cool to say that I can see, I, it's cool that I can say I've seen this movie twice

511
00:26:55,240 --> 00:27:01,520
and it's re-entries and it's bringing back to theaters.

512
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,600
I saw both times.

513
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:09,040
So, but getting to what this deserves, it gets a full price ticket from me because I

514
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,040
can't say it.

515
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,040
It would.

516
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,280
I can't say enough good about this movie.

517
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:20,000
The fact that this is like his first and to me still their best is just mind blowing.

518
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:24,560
Like God, I love this movie.

519
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:29,240
But moving on, another one that I watched.

520
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,320
Taro.

521
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:38,400
This movie is a great example of the trailer was better than the actual movie.

522
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:43,040
I don't know.

523
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,560
I don't know if you saw the trailer, Caleb.

524
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:50,720
I do remember the trailer and I remember it being fairly scary.

525
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:51,720
Okay.

526
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:52,720
See?

527
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:53,720
Yeah.

528
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,480
So freaking like I've, I don't know.

529
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,480
There's a lot in the trailer.

530
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:02,240
I remember like, I love the same, the 12 cards in the circle, one more at the heart with

531
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,240
this final card.

532
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,760
Your reading will start.

533
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:05,920
Love that shit.

534
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:11,440
Them going through all the certain characters on the cards.

535
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,120
Just yeah, the trailer is freaking awesome.

536
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,120
I love the trailer.

537
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:18,880
It's unfortunate the movie is just not on that level.

538
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:24,640
It introduces like some interesting ideas, like the cards are freaking awesome and the

539
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:28,360
designs for each one of the cards is great.

540
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:35,880
The only problem is that that's probably the only cool stuff about this movie.

541
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,840
Because I feel with what they set up with the readings of the cards at the beginning,

542
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:45,480
they try to turn it into a take on the, on final destination.

543
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,960
Have you seen any of the final destination movies?

544
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,080
Not all the way through.

545
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,080
Okay.

546
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,480
So, but I'm, you know, the whole thing like death doesn't like to be cheated and stuff

547
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,480
like that.

548
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,480
I get the premise.

549
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:57,480
Okay.

550
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:02,280
So they kind of do that with, with these tarot cards when these friends get their readings.

551
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,760
And so they're, they're, I mean, this isn't spoilt.

552
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:06,760
Okay.

553
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:11,160
You know, if you guys don't want it to be spoiled and this isn't really spoiling, spoiling

554
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,160
anything.

555
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,160
Just spoil it.

556
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,120
No one's going to watch this movie with the recommendation you're giving it.

557
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,120
Yeah.

558
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,120
Fair enough.

559
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:28,240
So the, the, the, so the one friend that reads the tarot cards to her friends, they're all

560
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:32,000
like each one that the, the order that they're selected, that's the way that that's the order

561
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,920
that they're picked off.

562
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:38,200
And so, you know, it reminded me a lot of final destination because that's how it goes

563
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:42,340
that in the premonition, the order that you were supposed to die, that's the order that

564
00:29:42,340 --> 00:29:45,440
death comes for you.

565
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:52,680
But I'm like final destination where it actually sets up as rules good, well, and follows the

566
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,480
damn rules.

567
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:58,960
This movie at the end just throws those rules out the goddamn window.

568
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,760
Oh man.

569
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,080
Because this is why we change.

570
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:07,080
This is specifically why we change character development to logic.

571
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:11,440
If you don't follow your own logic, you might as well not have a fricking movie.

572
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,440
Yeah.

573
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,760
No, I said, yeah.

574
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:18,720
Because each one of the friends is supposed to be killed by their certain care, by their

575
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,640
certain character from their card.

576
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:28,160
And so Jacob Babylon's character, remember Ned from Spider-Man, the new Spider-Man movies?

577
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,160
Yeah.

578
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,160
Okay.

579
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,780
So his card that he gets is the jester.

580
00:30:32,780 --> 00:30:40,960
And so in his, in the scene where he's supposed to die, the fricking jester is, you know,

581
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:47,200
like he's fucking with him in the elevator that he's in, turning off all the lights,

582
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,200
all this shit.

583
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:52,520
And the final shot you see is the, I think it's the elevator door is open and there's

584
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,520
the jester's face.

585
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,640
I'm like, okay, there we go.

586
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:55,640
That's how he died.

587
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,640
Great.

588
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:00,800
No, at the ending when the, it finds out, when we find out the couple survived, shocker,

589
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,840
whoa, that's, that doesn't surprise me at all in horror movie.

590
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:09,840
Fricking a car, as they're walking away from the house that the final altercation happens,

591
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:13,960
a car pulls up, it's Jacob's character.

592
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:17,440
And you want to know how he, how he was able to survive?

593
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,440
How?

594
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:26,040
His roommate opened the elevator and I guess the jester just got scared or some shit.

595
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,880
And that's how he was able to avoid his death.

596
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,560
So screw yourself.

597
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,100
Are you kidding me?

598
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:40,760
So if someone interferes when the tarot character, whatever is about to kill you, oh, that you're

599
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:41,760
good.

600
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,840
That nothing happens to you.

601
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:45,840
Such bullshit.

602
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,840
Right?

603
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:47,840
Yeah.

604
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:51,400
It's, it's, it, oh dude, it pissed me the hell off.

605
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,400
Oh my gosh.

606
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,960
That is so annoying.

607
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,960
It's so stupid.

608
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:04,920
So because, and this is the only reason why I'm going to be giving it a, like nothing

609
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:10,180
better to do is for the actual like parts with the reading, because that was actually

610
00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:11,760
kind of cool.

611
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,640
The character designs are really cool.

612
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:19,140
And the way that the characters are actually killed by their certain people is actually

613
00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:21,960
quite interesting.

614
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:26,700
Even though, you know, one person doesn't die, which was really, really stupid.

615
00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:29,080
But it's just everything else that sucks.

616
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,080
It's not great.

617
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:36,280
And honestly, it feels like a kind of like a final destination ripoff.

618
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:42,040
And because of that, my final movie I watched this week, I watched a arguably the best final

619
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,040
destination movie.

620
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,440
Wait, did I say it gets to nothing better to do on?

621
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,000
Yeah, you did.

622
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Okay.

623
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Just making sure.

624
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:55,000
So I decided after watching that I'd watch the best final destination movie in my opinion,

625
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,040
Final Destination Five.

626
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:02,160
And yeah, this movie is just as fun as much just as fun as a jet.

627
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,760
Oh my God.

628
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:08,360
Just as much fun as I remember the first time I watched it.

629
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:13,200
Like these movies are very like, cut and dry.

630
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,200
Like they're the same.

631
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,320
They're the same premise every single movie.

632
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:21,780
One character has a premonition about a horrible event.

633
00:33:21,780 --> 00:33:25,800
Because of that, they're able to save a certain amount of people.

634
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:30,520
But because death doesn't like to be cheated in the order they would have died.

635
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:34,640
That's how that's how death picks them off.

636
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,800
And so nothing changes in this one.

637
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,240
It's the same shit.

638
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:44,240
But what I like that they added to that they add to this one is that if you're able to

639
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:48,200
if you kill someone in in.

640
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,200
Okay, how did?

641
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:54,120
If you yeah, if you kill someone.

642
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:58,640
Death you get basically their lifeline and death takes them instead.

643
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:03,160
So whatever life they would have had, you get to live that life and you're skipped over.

644
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,160
Okay.

645
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:08,840
And so and so yeah, they do a really good job setting that up and they follow through

646
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:13,360
with it to the very end.

647
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:19,080
And what I love about this movie, it freaking it turns out it's a freaking prequel to the

648
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,560
first one, which is freaking awesome.

649
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,560
Love that.

650
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,400
Like it actually like comes full circle.

651
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:29,120
And like the ending is like basically the opening for the first time final destination.

652
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:35,300
Just Yeah, like the deaths are freaking amazing.

653
00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:39,480
This has one of the group actually know this has the most gruesome death I feel in this

654
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,600
franchise.

655
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,600
Have you ever heard?

656
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,720
Have you heard any of the deaths that happened in this movie?

657
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,720
No, I.

658
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:54,760
I've heard of some I haven't I wouldn't be able to put the death to the movie.

659
00:34:54,760 --> 00:35:02,240
I'm I'm just going to tell you the one that like I'm I still go when it happens.

660
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:04,560
It's a girl that's a gymnast.

661
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:10,880
She's on she's spinning on a balance or bar, whatever the you know, like the chalk that

662
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,280
they like rub on their hands.

663
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,360
Yeah.

664
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:18,120
So that thing gets spilled and it gets in her face.

665
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:26,160
And because of that, she lets go and literally her her bottom half comes up as she lands.

666
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:30,040
And so she I don't know how to explain this.

667
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:36,080
She like her back hat, her bottom half like turns into like a scorpion's tail.

668
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:40,680
And so it's so she gets freaking folded.

669
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,280
Yeah, there we go.

670
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,320
Better way to put it and like it.

671
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,320
Oh, my God.

672
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,120
Like the VFX are so good.

673
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:53,040
The practical effects are so great in that scene because I truly believe that shit looked

674
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:57,240
real and just blah.

675
00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:00,760
Does it hold up like like for the most part?

676
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,440
Yeah, like you can tell.

677
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:07,120
And you know, completely understandable that I think in the first initial when it's her

678
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:12,800
body snaps, definitely they had to do some CGI completely understandable.

679
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:18,680
But for the most part, that holds up so, so well.

680
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:19,680
It's insane.

681
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,680
Oh, man.

682
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:26,480
But yeah, just just for how much fun this movie is.

683
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:31,880
And honestly, all of them are streaming for Final Destination five.

684
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:37,080
And I hear that I think that either it's filming or it's wrap filming the next one Final Destination

685
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,200
bloodlines, which I'm so excited for.

686
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:45,240
I can't believe it's taken this long to get another Final Destination movie.

687
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:47,240
I'm here for it and I'm excited for that.

688
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,240
Hell, yeah.

689
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:52,040
But so that's all I got for weekly watch.

690
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,480
Sweet.

691
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,760
All right.

692
00:36:55,760 --> 00:37:01,400
Well, with that, let's say we get into this week's breakdown.

693
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,880
Do we have to?

694
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:06,000
Unfortunately, we've already promised.

695
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,640
Yeah, that's true.

696
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:11,080
We already paid the money to watch this train wreck.

697
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:12,080
Yeah.

698
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:16,240
Wait, really quickly, it was DJ that recommended us to this, right?

699
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:17,240
It sure was.

700
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:19,360
Yeah, DJ, you owe me 10 bucks.

701
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,360
The same.

702
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,360
Yeah.

703
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:26,120
My Venmo is I'm just kidding.

704
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:46,080
All right.

705
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,080
All right.

706
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:52,560
Getting into this week's breakdown of a border borderlands.

707
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,480
I don't know why I said that.

708
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:57,480
He can't even say the name.

709
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,480
Yeah, I know.

710
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,480
Right.

711
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:03,040
I feel like I've been doing that a lot lately, like mumbling my words.

712
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,040
You okay?

713
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,640
Yeah, like, I don't know what the hell's going on.

714
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,160
You sure you don't like I'll catch myself doing it like where I'll talk.

715
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,840
And then it's just like something like that where it's like border land.

716
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:19,480
Like maybe like a mumble little like that's that was like very over the top.

717
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:25,200
Yeah, like I feel like I've been doing that a lot lately.

718
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:33,640
Anyway, if you have not seen Borderlands, we're about to spoil this whole freaking

719
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:34,640
movie.

720
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,120
Ninety five percent of the world.

721
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,120
Yeah.

722
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,440
According to that box office.

723
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,600
All right.

724
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:47,400
If you are new to our breakdown system, we have split movies into eight different categories

725
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:52,420
that we individually scored to come to a final all bros letter grade.

726
00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:58,680
The eight categories that we score our story, writing, acting, character development, effects,

727
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:03,760
music, costumes, and then we give it our own personal score at the very end.

728
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:07,440
All of those numbers get magically added up and spit through our algorithm and give us

729
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:12,920
a letter grade to compare this movie to others of a similar grade.

730
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,080
So like I said, spoilers ahead.

731
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:21,160
We will be posting that spoiler warning now if I had it prepared.

732
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:24,560
I knew there was something I forgot to do.

733
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,840
All right.

734
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:32,720
We're posting that now as we get prepared for our favorite segment that we like to call

735
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:35,500
reading with Rose.

736
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:41,560
So if you listen beyond this point and anything is spoiled for you, you'll be fine.

737
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,800
Yep.

738
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,000
You're good.

739
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,200
All right.

740
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:52,200
On the planet of Pandora, Roland, a mercenary soldier, apparently gone rogue.

741
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,920
I love how they have to say.

742
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,860
I love how they know it's not confirmed.

743
00:39:56,860 --> 00:40:02,120
So they have to say apparently.

744
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,600
He's already off to a great start.

745
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:05,600
Yep.

746
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:11,120
Kidnaps teenager, Tiny Tina, with the help of Creek, a psycho who was institutionalized

747
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,680
in the same facility.

748
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:18,600
Meanwhile, on another planet, bounty hunter Lilith is contacted by Atlas, a powerful corporate

749
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,040
magnate.

750
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,040
He convinces her to rescue Tina, his daughter.

751
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,360
Sorry.

752
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,160
He convinces her to rescue Tina, his daughter.

753
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,720
I thought that was a run on sentence.

754
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:29,720
My bad.

755
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:34,900
Lilith returns to Pandora, her home planet for the first time since she was a child.

756
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:39,040
With the help of Clap Trap, a robot that was mysteriously programmed to wait for her on

757
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,520
Pandora, she locates Tina.

758
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:49,440
After realizing that Atlas wants his daughter back against her will, Lilith teams up with

759
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:56,000
Roland and Creek when they are attacked by the Crimson Lance, the private army of Atlas.

760
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:04,920
Lilith is informed that Tina was genetically engineered with biological material from the

761
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:10,800
Aridians, the ancient race that once inhabited Pandora, and that Atlas believes only she

762
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,840
can open the vault where the secrets of the lost civilizations' advanced technology are

763
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,400
kept.

764
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:23,000
With the help of Lilith's estranged foster mother, Dr. Patricia Tanis, they locate the

765
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:28,880
key to open the vault in an underground maze occupied by a tribe of psychos.

766
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,160
They manage to take the key to the surface.

767
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:36,160
Lilith destroys the device Atlas entrusted her with to signal when she had rescued Tina,

768
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:40,760
and he immediately communicates with her via robotic drone, explaining that he still wants

769
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,200
the girl.

770
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:46,400
Tina overhears the end of the conversation and assumes Lilith has betrayed her.

771
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,880
She throws a grenade at Lilith, leaving her unconscious.

772
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:55,200
When Lilith recovers, Clap Trap unknowingly plays a holographic message for her recorded

773
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,120
by her mother.

774
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:02,960
The next day, okay, does it feel, I don't, maybe I missed something, but they just like

775
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:09,400
skipped over the introduction of Lilith and tiny Tina to each other.

776
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,480
Pretty much, yeah.

777
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,480
Okay.

778
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:20,360
Like Lilith like tracks tiny Tina down into like her, where, I mean, where she's like

779
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,500
staying.

780
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:28,580
And then she like tries to blow Lilith up and then turns out that Lil is trying to save

781
00:42:28,580 --> 00:42:33,400
her from these soldiers and stuff.

782
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,820
Like it gets real confusing real quick.

783
00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:37,820
It does.

784
00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:42,880
Um, all right, the next day without Lilith and Clap Trap, the team find the vault only

785
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:47,080
to realize Atlas is waiting for them and they fight off as men.

786
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:52,840
However, tiny, wow, Tina, if you're going to, okay, if you're going to call her tiny

787
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:56,800
Tina throughout, don't just call her Tina, whatever.

788
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:01,800
Tiny Tina is unable to open the, uh, is, hmm.

789
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:05,360
However, tiny Tina is unable to open the vault.

790
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:09,080
Lilith appears and explains that she is the one who can do it.

791
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:13,600
Being an Iridian known as the firehawk, Atlas threatens to kill Tina.

792
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:18,920
If Lilith does not open the vault, she obeys, but what Tina's help traps Atlas inside where

793
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,820
a creature drags him away.

794
00:43:20,820 --> 00:43:24,360
The group celebrates their survival.

795
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:28,840
Whoopty fucking.

796
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:41,200
Dude, that pretty much sums up my entire fricking feelings about this movie.

797
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,920
Holy shit.

798
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:49,240
Dude, it's so rough.

799
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:50,240
It.

800
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:51,240
Yeah.

801
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:55,080
Like, we were talking about this earlier.

802
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,560
I've never played a Borderlands game in my life.

803
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:04,120
I know that the games are fricking hilarious just from like little clips and bits I've

804
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:10,240
seen and that might be the only thing that I, I do know.

805
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:17,760
Like everything else is just more like assumption and whatnot, but they dropped the ball so

806
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,440
ridiculously hard.

807
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:24,720
Like speaking of Caleb bringing up that, you know, the video games are actually funny.

808
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:27,420
Neither of us laughed once in this movie.

809
00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:29,560
Not even a little bit.

810
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,880
Clap trap was annoying as hell.

811
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:36,880
Dude, it was not one joke of his hit.

812
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,440
You, you got Jack Black, dude.

813
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:44,160
You, they finally found a role that I didn't.

814
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,640
I don't like Jack Black in.

815
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:46,760
Dude, it's safe.

816
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:52,200
This is the first time that I actually found Jack Black annoying and I was waiting for

817
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:57,160
because it's in the first trailer that at the end when I mean they do have this scene

818
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:04,080
in it when he's like, like freaking basically shitting what he went through in like, like

819
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:10,080
a previous scene of like the debris and shit out of out of him and in the trailer he's

820
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,560
like, Oh, don't look at me.

821
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,000
I can't go when you're, you're looking at me.

822
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,080
Oh wait, no, actually I can't.

823
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,080
I really can't.

824
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:20,680
I'm like, this is uncomfortable and really freaking stupid and I'm grateful that they

825
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,240
didn't put it in the movie.

826
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:26,760
Like the scene still sucked, but I'm glad that that audio was not in it.

827
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:30,440
Dude, it was so dumb.

828
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:36,360
Like I've, like I've said, I've seen bits and pieces.

829
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:42,840
I saw freaking clips before I went to the movie today and they made me laugh and I'm

830
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:47,640
like, there's no way that they freaking completely missed the mark.

831
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,240
And yeah, they freaking did.

832
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:55,240
The the writing is going to get a freaking ripped and new asshole.

833
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:56,240
Oh yeah.

834
00:45:56,240 --> 00:46:05,720
But yeah, like, like story aside, I feel like, you know, I mean, thank God that this is a

835
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:06,720
short movie.

836
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,520
It's only an hour and 40 minutes.

837
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:13,940
But because of that, you are thrown into the story so goddamn fast.

838
00:46:13,940 --> 00:46:17,960
You barely get any time to understand these characters.

839
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:26,520
And when it's discovered that Lilith is the freaking was it the firehawk saw that coming

840
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,080
from a mile away, dude, right?

841
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,080
Like that.

842
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,800
Usually I am not good at that.

843
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:37,600
I know if you caught it, you know, it was freaking obvious.

844
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:38,600
Yeah.

845
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,600
Oh, man.

846
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:50,400
But just just like some of these characters, I feel like come in way too late.

847
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,760
They don't barely get like anything to do.

848
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:59,880
Like I would be very interested to see how Tanis is in the actual freaking games, because

849
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:04,360
as much as I feel Jamie Lee Curtis tried her best, like, you know, like, you know, just

850
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,520
I'm sure it's dirty.

851
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,000
They did.

852
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,280
Because you could have you, Jamie.

853
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,480
Everyone in this freaking cast was done dirty.

854
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:15,480
Oh, yeah.

855
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,480
100%.

856
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:20,240
But there is like all of these characters.

857
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:24,720
I'm just like, you have to be so much more interesting in the games, right?

858
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:31,400
Because even Tiny Tina, a little girl that makes bombs out of stuffed animals, there

859
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:35,640
were moments that I'm just like, I don't find her interesting.

860
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,640
This is stupid.

861
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:37,640
This is boring, dude.

862
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:41,240
And she's not like she is so boring in this.

863
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:47,800
But the little clips and bits I've seen of her, because she has like her whole like a

864
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:52,600
spin off game called what's it called?

865
00:47:52,600 --> 00:48:00,200
Tiny Tina's Wonderlands, where it's yeah, so it's it's Tiny Tina setting up like a

866
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,880
D&D style game.

867
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,760
That's cool.

868
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:05,760
I like that.

869
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:15,920
So from what I understand about it, it's you're playing like inside that world that she creates.

870
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,280
And so you can die and all this other stuff.

871
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,760
And then you have to restart and everything.

872
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:24,080
And I hear the dialogue is freaking incredible.

873
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,400
But that's awesome.

874
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:26,400
Yeah.

875
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:30,920
But man, like Borderlands, if there's one thing I know about it is that it's supposed

876
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,080
to be well written.

877
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:37,080
The story, the story, like, do you understand how many freaking Borderlands video games

878
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,200
there are and spin offs?

879
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:44,600
You're telling me that this is the best story you could come up with.

880
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:53,840
What's really what kills me is the fact that not only did Eli Roth direct this movie, he

881
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,160
also wrote the story.

882
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,560
He also wrote the screenplay.

883
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,640
So he wrote the screenplay and he wrote the story.

884
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,360
Dude, you lost so much credibility in my eyes.

885
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:10,280
No, like I was telling Caleb, I don't know if for those that have watched Captain Midnight

886
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,000
on YouTube, he summed it up perfectly.

887
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:17,960
And I absolutely, absolutely agree with him.

888
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:23,000
Eli Roth is actually a pretty decent choice for a Borderlands movie from what I know about

889
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,560
the video games, because they're very violent.

890
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,640
They're gory.

891
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:31,000
They're fun, they're a fun time with that kind of stuff.

892
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:37,560
And so the man that has done Cabin Fever, the hostile movies, that is actually a really

893
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,160
good choice for that kind of material.

894
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:47,120
But because the studio wanted to make it PG-13, the fact that Eli Roth wanted to be like James

895
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:52,720
Gunn and make his version of Guardians of the Galaxy just freaking up.

896
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:57,040
Yeah, just blew up in their faces.

897
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:03,320
And there is throughout the movie, you can clearly tell when the reshoots are prominent,

898
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,280
the rewrites when freaking.

899
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:09,040
Oh my God.

900
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,760
Who is the director of the first Deadpool movie?

901
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:12,760
Tim Miller.

902
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:21,360
Tim Miller, when he came in to take over for Eli Roth, just it's so clear and it sucks

903
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:24,440
because I feel that we could have actually had.

904
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:28,760
I mean, this is coming from a person that's never played any Borderland games, but I respect

905
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:29,760
Eli Roth.

906
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,440
I mean, I've lost some respect for him.

907
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,280
I respect Eli Roth.

908
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:42,240
I respect Eli Roth as a director and the type of chaos and what he brings to the table with

909
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:45,360
his type of directing style.

910
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:50,240
And I feel that you could have had something special if you would have just let him do

911
00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:54,160
what he's good at for Borderlands.

912
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:59,560
But unfortunately, this was this was this needed to be a rated R movie.

913
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,040
Oh, 100 percent.

914
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:02,880
This borderland should never be.

915
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:03,880
Yeah.

916
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,880
Every every Borderlands game as far as I know is rate and for mature.

917
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:07,880
Yep.

918
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:11,160
So why would you dumb that down when it comes to a movie?

919
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:14,440
It should be absolutely rated R, not PG-13.

920
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:15,440
Yeah.

921
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:16,440
Like what what?

922
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,400
I don't know.

923
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:23,520
No studio should be thinking, oh, yeah, but what if parents want to bring their kids to

924
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,280
a Borderlands movie?

925
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,280
Don't.

926
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:27,280
Yeah.

927
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:31,160
No, no parent that has seen anything from the Borderlands game is thinking, oh, well,

928
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,160
you know what?

929
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,760
Maybe I want to take my kid to the movie.

930
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:35,760
Yeah.

931
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:47,040
Dude, are you actually shitting me like even like the like just compare like directly comparing

932
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:54,520
this to another franchise that like I feel had been long overdue for some sort of cinema

933
00:51:54,520 --> 00:52:01,280
cinema or televised rendition with Fallout.

934
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:06,920
Fallout did not stray away from the freaking blood and gore at all.

935
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:10,640
They even like they embraced that shit.

936
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:15,720
They embraced what Fallout was to its core.

937
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:24,600
They did this story such a disservice not following what the video games are like.

938
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,920
You think this is popular because it's it's fun for kids.

939
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:33,840
I mean, I mean, I'm sure if I was probably I mean, yeah, like if I was a kid when these

940
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:38,000
movies first started or not movies when these video games started coming out, I'm sure I

941
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,200
would have been a freaking on the Borderlands train so fast.

942
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:42,200
Yeah, dude.

943
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:46,880
And I was pumped to see this movie because of these like clips that I'd seen from the

944
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:47,880
games.

945
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:51,240
Yeah, because I'm like, this is funny shit.

946
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:57,200
Like if the movie is even half as funny as the clips that I've seen, like that's nuts.

947
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:01,920
But I'll fully admit the first trailer I actually found like decent except for that ending with

948
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:02,920
Claptrap.

949
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,720
That was so freaking stupid.

950
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:07,080
But the trailer actually wasn't that bad.

951
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:10,060
So it piqued my interest a little bit.

952
00:53:10,060 --> 00:53:13,600
But then unfortunately, we got the movie.

953
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,800
Yeah.

954
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:17,800
It's rough, dude.

955
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,600
It is rough.

956
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:25,000
I jumping straight into story.

957
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:30,280
It was very rushed.

958
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:39,240
It was I don't think the the hour 40 minute screen time did this story any service whatsoever.

959
00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:47,760
This needed to be a little bit longer to make it feel not so freaking quick.

960
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:53,960
Because it's just like it felt like the way that they built it up.

961
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:55,840
Lilith is like the narrator.

962
00:53:55,840 --> 00:54:04,320
And she explains that so many people have been hunting down or trying to find this vault.

963
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:11,480
And with like so many people have like come to this planet to find the vault.

964
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:16,280
So many people have died trying to find this vault and all of this other bullshit.

965
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:20,520
And I'm like when it comes down to it, like it wasn't that far away from any like from

966
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:25,840
civilization or it didn't seem like it was like according to the map.

967
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,960
Like it didn't seem like it was far from civilization.

968
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:35,840
And I'm like also seemed like you only really needed two items.

969
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,120
It seemed like a very short quest.

970
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,120
Yeah.

971
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:42,200
Like a ridiculously short quest.

972
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:46,760
This frickin ripped off and did worse what onward did.

973
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:57,080
Like they just circled around like frickin in the trailer when she's doing her voiceover.

974
00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:01,760
And she's like oh and they say if you go hunting for it, make sure to bring it along anybody

975
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:05,200
you can because it's on the worst planet in the world.

976
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:08,520
And I'm just like I think you would have been fine if it was just you.

977
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:09,520
Yeah.

978
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:13,800
Like and like literally you're not most of these people you didn't sought after.

979
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,520
They just came along for the ride.

980
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:21,760
They kind of joined this team unnecessarily.

981
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:25,560
It felt like they joined the team just because.

982
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:26,680
Yeah.

983
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:28,600
It was bad.

984
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,640
Like the team building was was just horrid.

985
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:37,640
Like I understand Lilith but all these other people like what's her her name Maxine like

986
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,800
the bartender chick.

987
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:40,920
Oh yeah.

988
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:45,960
Her being like oh I could have turned you in.

989
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,280
Why didn't you?

990
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,280
Yeah.

991
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,760
Dude like frickin like at least add some spice to this movie.

992
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,760
Good Lord.

993
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:59,200
Like honestly I feel like Tannis didn't even need to go.

994
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:03,080
Like I don't understand what the hell she was about.

995
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:07,920
Honestly all the information that they needed she could have just told them and just stayed

996
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,360
at her computer.

997
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:10,400
Yep.

998
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,400
She didn't need to come.

999
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:12,400
Pretty much.

1000
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,880
Yeah she didn't need to be there.

1001
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:20,680
And oh man this is going to get into acting but Kevin Hart could not play a frickin badass.

1002
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:24,120
No and.

1003
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,120
It's rough.

1004
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:26,640
It is it's a hard sell.

1005
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,880
It's a really hard sell.

1006
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:32,160
And I know he like he actually likes branching off to like more serious roles like he doesn't

1007
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:35,040
want everybody to just think he's good at comedy.

1008
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:39,000
And as much as I appreciate that.

1009
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,120
And I feel that he is trying here.

1010
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:42,120
I really do.

1011
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:46,960
And you know yeah we'll get into acting with this but like it just didn't work.

1012
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:51,800
Like it felt so weird honestly.

1013
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,080
It was dude.

1014
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,320
It totally was.

1015
00:56:54,320 --> 00:57:00,560
And then yeah it was predictable as shit when Lilith turned became the firehawk or whatever

1016
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:03,280
the hell they call it.

1017
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,000
I think it is the firehawk.

1018
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,280
Yeah it was it was so dumb.

1019
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,560
It was dude I swear it was rough dude.

1020
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:14,520
It's like I don't understand why I need to care about any of this.

1021
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:19,640
Like what's for one what was in the vault.

1022
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:20,640
Yeah.

1023
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,360
It was just a bunch of floating cubes.

1024
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:28,080
Yeah when we actually saw the vault I'm like what the hell is special about this place.

1025
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:31,640
Yeah like this is what everyone's after.

1026
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:35,920
Like this is what's supposed to bring peace to all the like the land.

1027
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:39,600
Like it's a bunch of floating cubes.

1028
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:46,480
Like at least explain to us what the hell they are or at least make it seem like a bigger

1029
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:47,880
deal.

1030
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:52,280
Like I don't know like give us like some treasure planet shit.

1031
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:55,240
Like you basically ripped off the portal from that.

1032
00:57:55,240 --> 00:58:00,360
Like just rip off the rest of it.

1033
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:05,000
And then like the the the bad Atlas his death was just so anticlimactic.

1034
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,960
Oh my god yeah.

1035
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:11,680
It was dude it was not well put together at all.

1036
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:15,800
No it was just it was everywhere.

1037
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:23,240
Yep I'm sure I wish I could be nicer to this.

1038
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,520
This is get a 68.

1039
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,040
This is so bad.

1040
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:30,600
Dude you're being that nice.

1041
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:31,600
That nice.

1042
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:32,600
I'm 65.

1043
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:33,600
Oh man.

1044
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:34,600
Dude.

1045
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:48,280
It was it was interesting enough in like the most bland way.

1046
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,120
Like that that's where I'm getting with it.

1047
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:51,120
Like with the story.

1048
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:54,600
Like I think the bones were there.

1049
00:58:54,600 --> 00:59:00,080
Kinda like it was it was kind of like if they were trying to assemble a house using like

1050
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:06,360
freaking Lego bricks as the foundation like it's not super secure but it's it's there.

1051
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:07,360
All right.

1052
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:11,640
You know what 66 actually.

1053
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:17,200
Talk to me about point.

1054
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,360
Moving on over to the writing dude.

1055
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:26,320
Oh listen I don't understand a lot about about who these characters are supposed to be.

1056
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:30,680
There's something like here's a lot of assumptions just based off of the the little bits and

1057
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:33,580
clips that I have seen.

1058
00:59:33,580 --> 00:59:36,400
This is kind of what I've pulled about these characters.

1059
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:37,680
I do not know.

1060
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:40,240
I hadn't seen anything about Lilith.

1061
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:45,200
The only ones that I'd seen anything about is Tiny Tina and Creek.

1062
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,880
Okay.

1063
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:51,520
So from what I understand or from what I've kind of gathered about Creek is that he is

1064
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:58,360
someone that can put together rational thoughts but is completely incapable of expressing

1065
00:59:58,360 --> 00:59:59,360
those thoughts.

1066
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:05,880
And so he was just yelling the most random shit which I know he does in the in the games.

1067
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:06,880
Yeah.

1068
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:15,400
He yells random shit but it's the fact that you all you think he does is yell random shit.

1069
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:20,840
I think what like what you're saying what they actually had good material to go off

1070
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:25,480
of in the video games they just tried to like turn them into another version of Drax.

1071
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:26,480
That's what I felt like.

1072
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:27,480
Yeah.

1073
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:33,200
Dude, do you know how much more funny he would have been if you could have heard his inner

1074
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:38,840
dialogue and then heard him just yell something completely just outlandish out.

1075
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:42,280
I bet freaking hilarious.

1076
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,280
Yeah.

1077
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:48,640
Like I've it could have been a bit that would have that could have gotten old.

1078
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:55,920
But like every once in a while when they're talking about like the like I don't know like

1079
01:00:55,920 --> 01:01:01,840
the explosives deal or whatever like you could have heard like really like elegant inner

1080
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:08,200
dialogue and then he's like I'm going to smash your face like something like that like or

1081
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,920
whatever the hell that he yells.

1082
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:10,920
Yeah.

1083
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:13,180
Like you could have kept his dialogue exactly the same.

1084
01:01:13,180 --> 01:01:19,800
Throw in a little like inner dialogue and I think that would have like lighten his character

1085
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:24,920
up so much more than whatever the shit they did with this.

1086
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:32,560
And then Tiny Tina I feel like she's supposed to be like completely unhinged.

1087
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:39,000
Like the way that I like I've equated her to like from what I've seen is how is like

1088
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:45,600
Louise from Bob's Burgers when she's freaking on a freaking rampage and just screaming at

1089
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:49,880
people like that's how I how I equate her character just unhinged.

1090
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:50,880
Right.

1091
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,760
I love how both were bunny ears too.

1092
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:53,760
Yeah.

1093
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:54,760
Yeah.

1094
01:01:54,760 --> 01:02:00,760
But it's like how she didn't feel that way.

1095
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,880
She didn't feel like she was unhinged.

1096
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:06,120
She felt like an annoying little brat.

1097
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,120
Yeah.

1098
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:12,880
There were moments when she was actually tame and it was honestly weird for little I know

1099
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:15,000
about these games.

1100
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,520
Yeah.

1101
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:21,760
Like we we needed more unhinged and I know that that's kind of a hard thing to do with

1102
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:27,600
a like translating it like a video game character to real life.

1103
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:31,840
But I feel like the way that they translated her is that she was just kind of like tossing

1104
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:34,120
things around and then skipping.

1105
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:40,080
Like the skipping was like supposed to equate to being unhinged.

1106
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:41,080
Yeah.

1107
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:44,600
It's like oh look I have explosives there stuffed animals.

1108
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:45,600
I love skipping.

1109
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:48,720
Oh look I have the biggest guns out of everybody.

1110
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:53,120
Yeah like none of her dialogue made her seem unhinged.

1111
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:56,680
It just felt like she was like trying to show off.

1112
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:58,160
Yeah.

1113
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:01,680
And it didn't it didn't come off well.

1114
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:07,680
Like I feel like they they could have freaking gone off the walls with her.

1115
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:13,160
Like I think there should have been no there should have been no room for her to have like

1116
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:17,880
quiet moments like it almost felt like she was like playing it up.

1117
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:18,880
Yeah.

1118
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:24,720
And like honestly I feel Ariana Greenblatt could have done what needed to be done with

1119
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:28,240
with with with that.

1120
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:32,760
I I will say I don't know if she was the right fit for Tiny Tina.

1121
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:36,600
At least the tiny at least the tiny Tina I have in my mind.

1122
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:37,840
Okay.

1123
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:39,200
I don't know.

1124
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,600
I don't know who could have played her though.

1125
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:42,600
Yeah.

1126
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:46,760
I have no frame of reference for any other actress that could have played it.

1127
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,800
But like when.

1128
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,320
Oh shit.

1129
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:51,320
What's his name.

1130
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:52,320
Kevin Hart's character.

1131
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:53,980
Oh shit.

1132
01:03:53,980 --> 01:03:57,080
I'm looking it up right now because it is that frickin forgettable.

1133
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,080
Yeah.

1134
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:04,760
Like when Roland when Roland comes in and he's like talking about rescuing her it looked

1135
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:07,520
like she was in danger.

1136
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:08,520
Yeah.

1137
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:13,160
Then like it or it felt like she was in danger because she comes in and she kind of has a

1138
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:17,960
worried expression and then she like goes into like a little ditzy mode.

1139
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:18,960
Yeah.

1140
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:24,080
And like it's like she pauses and then jumps into that like and like no she should be like

1141
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:26,520
that all the time.

1142
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,280
And 100 percent ditz.

1143
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:29,360
Yeah.

1144
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:36,680
But like in a threatening way like like I don't know like it.

1145
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:43,680
I would have had her play that role so much different like it would have been more like

1146
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:48,960
I'm trying to think of what like just like you could really like set the character up.

1147
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:54,900
Like I said this could I don't know the character enough so any Borderlands fans that knows

1148
01:04:54,900 --> 01:05:02,880
better like please feel free to ignore what I'm about to like pitch.

1149
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:07,320
But I would have personally had her and this would have only worked in a rated R movie

1150
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:14,040
too I feel I would have had like a bigger sequence of Roland like trying to break her

1151
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:20,880
out where he's like putting on the like like see like a super intense like action sequence

1152
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:26,360
where he's like being super stealthy putting like on this helmet and stuff to like disguise

1153
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:33,360
himself gets into like these cells like runs into Krieg who's like losing his shit like

1154
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:38,000
bashing his head up against like the the walls or some shit like.

1155
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:42,440
So you see Krieg and see how he's like freaking nuts right.

1156
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:43,940
Yeah.

1157
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:50,400
And then I would have gotten to Tina's cell and then he comes in and like sneaks in closes

1158
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:56,400
the door and he's like hey like I'm here to get you out and then have her freaking scream

1159
01:05:56,400 --> 01:06:02,800
at him like like because she's having like a little tea party and like or something like

1160
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:08,520
had her just like go ballistic on him and then he's like like have him kind of been

1161
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:13,360
taken aback and he's like what the shit and then and then all the other guards come in

1162
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:18,360
and he's like oh and then like start beating everyone else up like just something along

1163
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:24,600
those lines where it's just you you see how unhinged she is.

1164
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:29,360
And then like and then while he's like we need to go that he like goes to grab her and

1165
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:35,360
she's like freaking out because her like they're leaving the people behind and then are like

1166
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:41,400
her little like stuffed animals or shit behind and just like I don't know like it should

1167
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:47,960
have been like related to like out of acted like one of those her stuffed animals was

1168
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:55,720
like going through something and don't you see she's devastated or like some shit like

1169
01:06:55,720 --> 01:07:01,480
that and then like yell at her like the stuffed animal while she's like being pulled yanked

1170
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:06,520
out of the room like you'll get over him you don't need no man and then like and then the

1171
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:11,440
door shut like shit like that like it should have been just like what the hell is wrong

1172
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:12,440
with this chick.

1173
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:19,680
I would have loved that though amazing and then like the same thing when like Creed got

1174
01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:26,240
out like Tina should have been like immediately just all up in his business being like you

1175
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:32,360
listen to me now like that kind of bullshit like I would have had him like fight Roland

1176
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:37,280
a little bit and then have like Tina come and like jump on him like freaking like a

1177
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:46,280
spider monkey just like you listen to me now and like shit like like I said unhinged that's

1178
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:53,560
unhinged to me like out like you need to freak the audience out not whatever the bullshit

1179
01:07:53,560 --> 01:08:02,200
you did and then like the whole interaction with her like she should have been like a

1180
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:10,480
ninja like just like borderline teleporter like that's how I would have played her character

1181
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:16,720
off just to add that level of unhinged yeah so like have her like do like a face to face

1182
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:21,740
thing with like with Lilith and then instead of her like you see her kind of like climb

1183
01:08:21,740 --> 01:08:28,400
up to the top like I don't I don't even know I don't know how I think it would have been

1184
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:33,240
funny to see her like play the whole like play that role the same way that like when

1185
01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:38,120
when Lilith came in and was just like here I'm gonna take you to your dad and then have

1186
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:42,240
her be like oh my gosh like thank you for rescuing me and then like packing all of her

1187
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:47,400
shit and then like oh I'm gonna go grab one thing and then she like throws a shit ton

1188
01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:55,400
of like explosive rabbits in the in the bus and then like Lilith's like oh shit runs out

1189
01:08:55,400 --> 01:09:00,280
blows up gets knocked on the floor coughing turns around and then she's like already on

1190
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:07,720
top of this damn structure and like aiming the big gun and she's like just stand still

1191
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:12,160
and then like okay yeah like it should have been like you shouldn't have been able to

1192
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:19,960
like keep track of her yeah like that that's how I would have how I would have played her

1193
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:25,800
off like it just come like I said completely unhinged and here it was just annoying little

1194
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:34,000
girl yeah he's not wrong and then I don't know how Lilith is supposed to be so I like

1195
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:42,200
I said I have no frame of reference for anyone else like Roland Tannis or I guess clap trap

1196
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:48,120
but I feel like clap traps super funny in the games I think and this is this kind of

1197
01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:53,960
thing goes with acting I feel the problem that I've seen with Lilith and Tannis is the

1198
01:09:53,960 --> 01:10:00,360
fact that it's supposed to be because um Cate Blanchett is I think like five to ten years

1199
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:06,920
older than what Lilith is in like the game she's a lot younger than how old Cate Blanchett

1200
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:14,240
is and so um Tannis is supposed to be you know her adopted guardian the friend of her

1201
01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:21,320
moms that you know I thought they were sisters no dude yeah that's what I was gonna get to

1202
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:30,480
Cate Blanchett and Jamie Lee Curtis are way too close in age for me to even think that

1203
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:39,560
Lilith has been raised or was raised by Tannis as a as a child like no I uh-uh like Tannis

1204
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:47,760
is like the girl like Tannis is like the grandma to to Lilith I'm like bullshit no well Jamie

1205
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:53,080
Lee Curtis may have gray hair but no I ain't buying this shit so from what I understand

1206
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:59,400
isn't Tannis just a friend of Lilith's mother and it so it was like a foster mom situation

1207
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:07,480
yeah basically yeah that doesn't work they're like the same age yeah like I actually want

1208
01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:15,080
to see like how close in age they are all right Jamie Lee Curtis is 65 Cate Blanchett

1209
01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:27,000
is 55 so 10 year difference okay that still doesn't work yeah no yeah no absolutely not

1210
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:41,440
oh man dude the dialogue was so bad here it was it was the most cookie cutter cliche bullshit

1211
01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:48,840
too especially freaking like when Lilith discovers that she's the firehawk literally everything

1212
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:54,440
that came out of her mouth was like something that like you expect like freaking Luke Skywalker

1213
01:11:54,440 --> 01:12:02,160
to say in the original Star Wars this is freaking AI written oh dude 100% like freaking all

1214
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:08,160
that she's the speeches that she's giving to every single one of them when they when

1215
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:15,320
when they succeed and when she do when she says like oh I'll let you into the vault if

1216
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:19,800
you let my friends go I'm like bitch they ain't your friends like you guys have not

1217
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:25,360
connected enough to consider each other friends like no no no now for thinking Guardians of

1218
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:29,920
the Galaxy okay yeah no completely understand for how those characters are set up and how

1219
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:34,000
the story progresses what they go through by the end of that movie when they all join

1220
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:40,320
hands to defeat Ronan yeah I can totally understand that them actually having a connection actually

1221
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:44,360
becoming friends makes complete sense I can totally buy it couldn't buy shit with those

1222
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:51,440
here with these characters here ain't no way no they're friends joke dude freaking commander

1223
01:12:51,440 --> 01:13:02,880
Knox the one that was coming after Tina her lines were so dumb like when Tina comes and

1224
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:09,720
she's like I'm here to bring you in oh yeah you and what army this army you know that

1225
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:22,000
I'm like dude shut up no no you did not like this that like and then they play it up dude

1226
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:29,960
like this is where you subvert our expectations like you can have the cookie cutter bullshit

1227
01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:37,080
just play it off different yeah like the personally I don't like the cookie cutter shit like I

1228
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:43,080
would have just kind of like set that aside how I would have set it up is like you could

1229
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:48,720
still could have had the oh yeah you and what army this are or like you mean this army and

1230
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:53,920
then like turn around and there's like one dude who comes over the the thing and it's

1231
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:57,840
just like like it's just the one dude for a while and then he'd like kind of like looks

1232
01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:03,720
around and he's just like am I really okay yeah how would have been funny yeah and then

1233
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:08,280
it's just like I don't know you could have had like knocks like yelling at and be like

1234
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:19,320
where's everyone else and he's like I see him back there what the hell it's like apparently

1235
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:25,720
I'm the time to this but like I don't know you could have played that like that up like

1236
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:32,040
just have one dude and then have her be like what the shit and then have them like come

1237
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:41,960
from somewhere else and like we gotta turn around I don't know like no I like it like

1238
01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:46,040
I'm coming up with a lot of shit on the spot so obviously it could be better written but

1239
01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:51,040
it's it's sad that I thought that that's maybe what they were going to do I was like okay

1240
01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:56,760
how are they gonna like I I hated that because it's like I knew what Borderlands was supposed

1241
01:14:56,760 --> 01:15:02,760
to be kinda yeah it's like I was waiting for them to subvert my expectations and get a

1242
01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:09,680
good genuine laugh yeah out of me and they never were able to because they freaking did

1243
01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:17,720
bullshit like this yeah um speaking of you know bad writing um like we talked about you

1244
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:22,680
know that's neither of us laughing throughout the movie every single line that is written

1245
01:15:22,680 --> 01:15:29,960
for Claptrap is just annoying as all hell and it's not Jack Black's fault his voice

1246
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:38,040
is fine it's all the dialogue that comes out is bad yeah dude there's only one thing that

1247
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:45,760
Claptrap's did that I was I almost chuckled at what was that it was the it was when Lilith

1248
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:50,480
was just like can you do the scanning without saying you're scanning and he's like yes scanning

1249
01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:59,880
scanning and like kept saying it I was like uh huh alright like it's just like that was

1250
01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:05,400
like the only joke that like that got me or that I wouldn't even say it got me it was

1251
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:11,520
just kind of got a okay not even a chuckle it was yeah just kind of like it was more

1252
01:16:11,520 --> 01:16:22,320
like a caught off guard cough yeah oh man like that is literally the only thing that

1253
01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:27,960
I even like like you said I have a hard time calling it chuckle I'll give it to it because

1254
01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:32,400
there were so few of them I'll that's the only thing they got to chuckle out of me is

1255
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:41,500
the when he said like oh can you can you be quiet yes I can scanning scanning or without

1256
01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:51,160
or what was it without the song yeah something like that yeah like for bad dude like so bad

1257
01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:56,640
just maybe it's just because um you know I don't know these characters but one scene

1258
01:16:56,640 --> 01:17:03,080
when they're like in the like big the big battle and Tanis grabs a gun from um shit

1259
01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:08,080
what's Kevin Hart's character's name again Roland Roland grabs it from like his I think

1260
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:13,160
like he had a gun on his side one on the side of one of his legs and he's just like what

1261
01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:19,760
are you doing I needed a gun well then you asked for it Tanis like I don't do like if

1262
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:24,000
you're in a situation who gives a shit where she gets one like you should be the fact that

1263
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:29,820
you guys actually knew each other before you all got together I feel that there should

1264
01:17:29,820 --> 01:17:37,120
be no I don't know maybe it's supposed to be a joke I didn't laugh but just who you

1265
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:41,240
think that he'd be like yeah if you need a gun just take whatever the hell you need um

1266
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:49,240
I don't know that line was just so stupid to me it was dude it was there was no bit

1267
01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:56,560
of dialogue in this that was memorable no there really wasn't everything like anything

1268
01:17:56,560 --> 01:18:02,480
that you can imagine was in this like thinking the most cookie cutter bullshit it was probably

1269
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:09,280
in here yeah no you're not gonna hurt my friends you're not gonna bet bet bet bet bet like shot

1270
01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:24,800
ah she's she's not the fire hawk I am yeah it was so dumb I'm trying to see if they even

1271
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:33,840
have like a quotes thing okay here's some this is between Lilith and Atlas I have something

1272
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:43,480
you'll never have Atlas what's that Lilith enough okay shut up good lord I forgot about

1273
01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:52,260
that yeah hopefully there's some more gems in there let's see yeah all these are freaking

1274
01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:57,600
like one-liners good lord like I shit you not it's like Lilith we're gonna need some

1275
01:18:57,600 --> 01:19:06,680
wheels tiny Tina ooh mine's bigger clap trap I blacked out did something important happen

1276
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:13,680
oh yeah that was dude freaking the one um again going back to that fight when he tosses

1277
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:18,760
the guys in the the hole and he's just like step aside bitches or some shit like that

1278
01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:26,600
I'm like I didn't even laugh in the trailer when he said that same here dude uh I'm trying

1279
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:33,160
to see if there's a yeah freaking Krieg was so Krieg was yelling them like the bottom

1280
01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:41,480
of the barrel shit he was like it's time to bleed Krieg reminded me a lot of Bane and

1281
01:19:41,480 --> 01:19:51,000
Batman and Robin and that's not a good sign yeah let's see nobody cuts me but me oh yeah

1282
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:59,760
that was stupid this is where I feel like because he yells like like the the worst shit

1283
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:05,680
like this would have been funny to have inner dialogue yeah that would have been great like

1284
01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:13,280
like very elegant like dialogue and then it's the comes out that shit yeah and then I'd

1285
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:18,280
like to know how the hell Roland survived getting attacked by all those damn oh dude

1286
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:21,960
yeah like seriously that was such bullshit and yeah dude freaking we see him get tackled

1287
01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:28,600
down yeah you see him get tackled and I was like okay it's over yeah and there was like

1288
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:34,440
a ton of people it wasn't just like one or two people that were tackling him it was like

1289
01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:43,760
a group yeah and then he like gets up and like what's his line worst orgy ever like

1290
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:51,280
are you actually kidding me like freaking I I wish that they actually would have killed

1291
01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:55,400
him because at least that would have added some stakes to this goddamn movie a little

1292
01:20:55,400 --> 01:21:00,280
bit yeah dude here's what I thought was going to happen too like that it was going to like

1293
01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:05,200
save him like this is how something I felt would have been funny to do with like that

1294
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:13,360
whole sequence have him do I do the whole sacrificing himself thing and then Tina gives

1295
01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:21,400
him the the rabbit and he he takes the rabbit throws it in the hallway it blows up but it

1296
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:27,200
blows a hole in the damn grates what that will drop everyone into the freaking acid

1297
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:33,000
and then like all the people freaking die and then he's like kind of sits and takes

1298
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:39,980
a breath and then he's like oh shit and then he like walks over to the elevator realizes

1299
01:21:39,980 --> 01:21:46,240
like that he has to like climb up and then he's like then you see him like well and then

1300
01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:52,200
start like hiking his way up like that would I think that would have been funny that actually

1301
01:21:52,200 --> 01:22:00,240
would have gotten a laugh out of me yeah like you just see them like still like I would

1302
01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:07,480
have even had it so he still sees them like blasting off and it like when the whole teleporter

1303
01:22:07,480 --> 01:22:13,160
thing happens he's just like okay cool and then he starts like climbing and then you

1304
01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:21,920
see the teleporter and they disappear and he's like god damn it yeah I would have laughed

1305
01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:33,720
at that yeah like this had the moat this is one that I am I'm at 65 I have no shame given

1306
01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:40,960
it that that feels hive to me too it's just cookie cutter bullshit with no real substance

1307
01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:47,600
you don't subvert our expectations in this supposed action comedy and based off of what

1308
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:57,600
I know from the the games you let us down so hard no this needed to be rated R 1 million

1309
01:22:57,600 --> 01:23:03,840
percent 100 percent like I said earlier let Eli Roth cook let him have an R rated version

1310
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:07,360
of Borderlands and you could have actually probably had something special here yeah but

1311
01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:11,360
no we had to make it family-friendly we had to we had to be the next Guardians of the

1312
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:21,320
Galaxy well how did that turn out for you guys like shit you know what like would redeem

1313
01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:27,280
this movie if they reshot it same cast and everything because all these people have the

1314
01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:32,640
potential to make this movie great yeah the cast is not the problem the cast is actually

1315
01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:40,880
the entire freaking movie the entire freaking movie keep the costumes reshoot the entire

1316
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:47,760
goddamn movie and just have them like have like have them basically watch this movie

1317
01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:55,840
about themselves and be like that was garbage like make fun of the movie like that is the

1318
01:23:55,840 --> 01:24:00,120
only thing that would redeem this movie yeah that would actually be really fun to watch

1319
01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:06,840
not gonna lie yeah it's like give us a sequel that's actually good but have it start off

1320
01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:13,880
with that cast watching the movie and being like that was and have it rated R have it

1321
01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:20,560
that be like that was f-ing awful yeah and then go from there it's just like great we've

1322
01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:29,240
acknowledged it moving on dude why didn't they just hire the people that did fallout

1323
01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:36,800
dude yeah like for real this is what happens when you hire people or get studios getting

1324
01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:42,840
involved in shit they have no business getting involved in exactly this is how it should

1325
01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:52,120
work you don't get to tell like if I'm a director and I know that this isn't how it works but

1326
01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:57,600
if I'm a director you don't tell and you want me to direct a movie based off of a property

1327
01:24:57,600 --> 01:25:04,320
that I am a fan of or that I am familiar with enough to be comfortable making this movie

1328
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:11,320
you don't get to tell me a goddamn thing you hired me for a reason yeah you're it's like

1329
01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:19,360
you are either investing in this movie or you are not otherwise get them out of my office

1330
01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:26,960
exactly like if if you believe in me enough to make this movie happen you don't get to

1331
01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:37,880
say a word about it yeah it's like I will come and get you when there are bills to be

1332
01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:45,760
paid otherwise you stay the ever-living hell away from my office and my sets and my studio

1333
01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:56,080
like oh shit yeah like shoe fly don't bother me like unless you are a fan of this material

1334
01:25:56,080 --> 01:26:02,600
and you have some input like hey I would like to see this because this is in the video game

1335
01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:07,200
fantastic bro like unless you are a fan of the material you should not have a have a

1336
01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:17,440
say in adaptations whatsoever exactly like I've I've felt like this a while like even

1337
01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:26,360
with Marvel movies you need to hire a team of people that know the source material and

1338
01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:33,400
are fans of it yep you need to get the same from the director someone who's a fan of the

1339
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:43,880
source material but then you need to throw in one person to basically make it easy easy

1340
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:48,280
to consume for general audiences like get one or two people that are like that don't

1341
01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:54,280
know the source material and be like hey explain this better explain this or elaborate on that

1342
01:26:54,280 --> 01:26:58,800
like whatever the case may be make it easier to consume for general audience like that's

1343
01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:04,000
their whole job they just take that and and shrink it down and if it's missing the essence

1344
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:10,320
then you you throw the essence back in like the best way that you can or explain it better

1345
01:27:10,320 --> 01:27:16,320
now like that's how the frickin writing rooms should be structured anything shorter that

1346
01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:28,880
is frickin asinine agreed all right did you say what you're given writing oh same 65 all

1347
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:39,700
right cool moving on over to acting we have Kate Blanchett who plays Lilith we got Kevin

1348
01:27:39,700 --> 01:27:48,120
Hart who plays Roland we have Ariana Greenblatt who plays Tiny Tina Jamie Lee Curtis who

1349
01:27:48,120 --> 01:28:03,160
plays Tanis Jack Black who does the voice for clap trap and then Florian Montaneu Montaneu

1350
01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:11,240
who plays Krieg and then Edgar Ramirez who plays Atlas I'm gonna say it I feel he's the

1351
01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:20,120
worst of the movie oh yeah such a bland ass villain he is so freaking bland and we don't

1352
01:28:20,120 --> 01:28:29,080
even know what the hell he's after yeah and we'll never know since he's yeah the show

1353
01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:35,000
what's it called the vault the vault that's what's called so original yeah we don't even

1354
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:40,800
know what the is in the vault like that is the craziest bullshit dude the inside of the

1355
01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:51,000
vault looks like the like a dream or yeah like a dream or the mind of a frickin like

1356
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:55,720
an avatar character like it looks like something out of Pandora some shit like that this was

1357
01:28:55,720 --> 01:29:05,400
straight up the portal to treasure planet yeah treasure planet was just a basic triangle

1358
01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:14,240
this had a little shape to it that's the only difference but the only yeah treasure planet

1359
01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:23,400
ran so this movie could crawl crawl this leg got its legs beaten within an inch of its

1360
01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:30,720
life and then ran over just for good measure and then when they started to crawl their

1361
01:29:30,720 --> 01:29:41,720
hands were beaten with bats have you ever seen um the spongebob episode of um uh sea

1362
01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:52,720
bear attack yep okay dude bingo bingo i forgot to tell you they hate limping more than running

1363
01:29:52,720 --> 01:30:03,360
what did i do that time i don't know i guess he just doesn't like you oh man all right

1364
01:30:03,360 --> 01:30:15,200
what what's your top three look like um oh that's hard um this is funny because we can

1365
01:30:15,200 --> 01:30:22,560
all like this is one that i my top three is just based off of who i like as an actor uh

1366
01:30:22,560 --> 01:30:30,800
this has nothing to do with their performance

1367
01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:39,880
i mean honestly same um so yeah in that regard number one i'm gonna give to cate blanchett

1368
01:30:39,880 --> 01:30:49,160
um same same here um like i remember seeing somewhere that like the reason why she took

1369
01:30:49,160 --> 01:30:55,240
this role is because she was tired of being stuck in her house during covid and like fair

1370
01:30:55,240 --> 01:31:01,640
she wanted to get out and like i guess try something different and borderlands came across

1371
01:31:01,640 --> 01:31:06,800
her desk and so she's just like eh why not let's try something different i'll give you

1372
01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:14,040
a million reasons why not yeah if you want a movie that bad we will write one specifically

1373
01:31:14,040 --> 01:31:20,040
for you please stay away from this from these types of movies can someone just bring hella

1374
01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:26,160
back from the dead um because i'd much rather see her come back as hella than have her be

1375
01:31:26,160 --> 01:31:35,200
in this abomination i know dude i respect so many of these actors dude same here this

1376
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:47,000
just puts a big old freaking red mark on their imdb yeah seriously uh number two uh gonna

1377
01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:52,480
give to jamie lee curtis um i will always love jamie lee curtis she's the original

1378
01:31:52,480 --> 01:31:59,000
screen scream queen lori strode love her absolutely to death like caleb said she was wasted here

1379
01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:06,120
um but what she's given i think she does a decent job um all of her like gibbering and

1380
01:32:06,120 --> 01:32:12,120
like you know like kind of not being all uh in not informed but like you can definitely

1381
01:32:12,120 --> 01:32:18,680
tell like she was off in some other world in uh some scenes which i i kind of enjoyed

1382
01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:24,640
um i didn't dude i kept questioning what the hell her character was doing like with the

1383
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:29,280
group i was like it feels like you're the man in the chair like what are you doing here

1384
01:32:29,280 --> 01:32:37,920
yeah no that's fair maybe since it's a jamie i was turning a blind eye to that i mean fair

1385
01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:47,720
enough dude uh the number three just because i mean the only um uh role i can compete because

1386
01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:52,960
i've only seen her seen her another one other role um so number three i'm going to give

1387
01:32:52,960 --> 01:32:59,160
to ariana greenblatt i've only ever ever seen her in barbie she was good there and i know

1388
01:32:59,160 --> 01:33:03,920
we were talking about how you know she's literally just annoying little shit here but i feel for

1389
01:33:03,920 --> 01:33:10,800
like what she was given she tries the she tries her best to make it work and i gotta

1390
01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:18,200
give her like props for that and there are moments that i did have a good time watching

1391
01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:29,040
her on screen um that's really all i can say um so yeah she's number three i i'm i'm flip

1392
01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:37,520
flopping two and three okay i really like her and i feel like she has the potential

1393
01:33:37,520 --> 01:33:45,120
she had the potential to play this character really well yeah but i i do feel like she

1394
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:52,640
plays this is tough this would have been if if the movie that i have in my head would

1395
01:33:52,640 --> 01:33:58,360
have been made and obviously like with this cast i would have thrown her so far outside

1396
01:33:58,360 --> 01:34:04,480
her comfort zone it would have been crazy like she would have like she you would have

1397
01:34:04,480 --> 01:34:12,080
left the movie theater being like she might be insane

1398
01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:17,560
like that's that is how hard like because all her other roles she plays like a little

1399
01:34:17,560 --> 01:34:24,200
badass like in barbie she plays like kind of the hard ass that eventually gets turned

1400
01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:33,980
over to like not be so honoree yeah and then the other stuff i've seen her in like uh she

1401
01:34:33,980 --> 01:34:40,320
played young asoka she was young gamora like she plays oh yeah i forgot about that yeah

1402
01:34:40,320 --> 01:34:45,680
she plays like tough characters like that's the the big thing she plays like these these

1403
01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:53,200
strong tough characters here she needs she needed to like unleash her crazy yeah in a

1404
01:34:53,200 --> 01:34:59,120
way that no one has ever done before tiny tina is not some like she was playing it so

1405
01:34:59,120 --> 01:35:07,080
ridiculously mild i'm like you need to go ham on the freaking camera on everyone like

1406
01:35:07,080 --> 01:35:14,400
you you need to scare us like give me your best interpretation of a young harley quinn

1407
01:35:14,400 --> 01:35:21,400
or would you say something different you know what that might actually be a really good

1408
01:35:21,400 --> 01:35:27,780
comparison yeah okay i have i do have a feeling that uh tiny tina is a bit crazier than harley

1409
01:35:27,780 --> 01:35:34,380
quinn though fair but yeah like harley quinn like that's how i would have had her play

1410
01:35:34,380 --> 01:35:42,040
it up that is exactly how i've had her play it up all right like you you just need to

1411
01:35:42,040 --> 01:35:48,800
go freaking crazy like we need to believe that you are out of your mind and then yeah

1412
01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:55,000
same deal like with everyone else but yeah jimmy lee kurtis love her no real complaints

1413
01:35:55,000 --> 01:36:00,840
other than sorry you were in this movie sorry for everyone that was in this movie yeah but

1414
01:36:00,840 --> 01:36:07,680
i mean even most of these people for how much of a career that they've set up for themselves

1415
01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:12,800
they'll be fine with this box office bomb i hope we're covered she is i hope ariana

1416
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:19,160
is i hope so as well because she deserves a second shot because she is a very very good

1417
01:36:19,160 --> 01:36:31,440
actress yeah absolutely acting no one gave their best job here i'm sitting at like a

1418
01:36:31,440 --> 01:36:42,200
72 it was like their most average bland performances ever i think i'm gonna just gonna be a little

1419
01:36:42,200 --> 01:36:48,280
higher at a 75 because i feel like like it definitely does feel phoned in but there were

1420
01:36:48,280 --> 01:36:54,320
some parts that i feel that they were at least trying a little bit even though yeah it clearly

1421
01:36:54,320 --> 01:37:03,080
was just for a paycheck like 100 but there were some bits sprinkled throughout that i

1422
01:37:03,080 --> 01:37:10,440
feel that there was an effort and i feel a good example even though the dialogue sucked

1423
01:37:10,440 --> 01:37:17,680
i do feel that jack black was trying as claptrap like the voice that he was doing i feel he

1424
01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:23,480
was trying maybe if his dialogue wasn't written so shitty that yeah because like you know

1425
01:37:23,480 --> 01:37:30,280
usually it's very rare you don't see jack black give 100 to a role and like it seemed

1426
01:37:30,280 --> 01:37:36,600
like he was having a really fun time voicing him um yeah but they kept recycling jokes

1427
01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:45,800
yeah no yeah like the freaking the joke about lilith being being dead got so old so quick

1428
01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:52,680
oh yeah like that would have been funny as a one-time joke yeah maybe if you would have

1429
01:37:52,680 --> 01:38:01,200
done it in the proper context but and then like him talking about how mean she is like

1430
01:38:01,200 --> 01:38:08,280
okay we get it you think she's mean like can you calm down like that's that's how i felt

1431
01:38:08,280 --> 01:38:14,200
about him like i was annoyed with him yeah i'm like no you want to like you want him

1432
01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:22,360
to be endearing and he wasn't yeah that's a good point like there i'm i'm gonna do like

1433
01:38:22,360 --> 01:38:27,760
a freaking borderlands deep dive freaking i hate like you you you keep making me think

1434
01:38:27,760 --> 01:38:37,360
i'm like yeah you know what that was too high all right 74 you son of a bitch all right

1435
01:38:37,360 --> 01:38:44,920
moving on over to character development there was none moving on dude there i mean there

1436
01:38:44,920 --> 01:38:51,320
was some i mean with lilith at least yeah but just she comes to this realization that's

1437
01:38:51,320 --> 01:38:58,760
kind of out of nowhere yeah that and you are the daughter of atlas you're you're the uh

1438
01:38:58,760 --> 01:39:03,520
which was a firehawk right that's what's called yeah yeah you're you're the firehawk you're

1439
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:08,280
the only one that can open the vault you're the only one that can save pandora i was like

1440
01:39:08,280 --> 01:39:15,520
this is so freaking stupid yeah freaking cookie cutter bullshit and unfortunately that led

1441
01:39:15,520 --> 01:39:22,000
to a freaking cookie cutter character development but less so because it wasn't written well

1442
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:29,920
yeah like she comes to this realization and she grows she's like a bounty hunter like

1443
01:39:29,920 --> 01:39:36,640
a merciless bounty hunter that they like they established this like really well at the beginning

1444
01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:41,960
that she is a merciless bounty hunter who suddenly like becomes friends with people

1445
01:39:41,960 --> 01:39:48,560
that she was essentially hunting down yeah like it makes zero like there were so many

1446
01:39:48,560 --> 01:39:58,960
decisions here that were just so out of character for her yeah and it yeah it didn't track whatsoever

1447
01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:04,840
not at all and they built her up as such a bat like like a freaking heartless badass

1448
01:40:04,840 --> 01:40:10,880
and like i'm sure you know her if um if it was this storyline in the video game and for

1449
01:40:10,880 --> 01:40:16,500
how like actually developed lilith is as a character i'm sure would have actually worked

1450
01:40:16,500 --> 01:40:23,640
but for how little you for how little time at an hour and 40 minutes you have to set

1451
01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:30,320
up lilith as this rogue badass that you know just doesn't care about anyone but herself

1452
01:40:30,320 --> 01:40:36,760
and then does a freaking 180 at the end that oh you know like i i actually care about these

1453
01:40:36,760 --> 01:40:43,040
people um you know i'm i'm the daughter of atlas you know these these people are special

1454
01:40:43,040 --> 01:40:53,160
to me just it's so stupid it is it was ridiculously dumb this is one i'm probably going to put

1455
01:40:53,160 --> 01:41:01,200
on the same level of story it was like 68 and that's being very generous yeah i'm not

1456
01:41:01,200 --> 01:41:06,360
going to be that generous i'm going to be at 60 so i don't think that you can bump me

1457
01:41:06,360 --> 01:41:15,560
up on this one i'm at a 65 for character development have at it dude

1458
01:41:15,560 --> 01:41:22,360
all right next up we got effects and if there's anything that you thought could save this

1459
01:41:22,360 --> 01:41:33,520
movie it doesn't yeah i mean some of the sets are kind of cool like dude how rubbery did

1460
01:41:33,520 --> 01:41:38,640
everyone look anytime there was like a crazy action sequence though oh dude oh dude so

1461
01:41:38,640 --> 01:41:49,680
so bad it was so bad it was like distractingly bad like and dude the freaking choreography

1462
01:41:49,680 --> 01:42:00,360
for the gun fights was ridiculous oh jeez it did it was again distracting are you kidding

1463
01:42:00,360 --> 01:42:06,360
me the way that she's like i'm like can you just freaking that's not how you would shoot

1464
01:42:06,360 --> 01:42:12,560
if you're getting freaking mauled by a bunch of people you're not boom boom boom and then

1465
01:42:12,560 --> 01:42:18,560
flipping around boom like you're not doing any of that crazy shit yeah freaking the two

1466
01:42:18,560 --> 01:42:28,600
guns that she had like i got confused they didn't make sense yeah like one was like a

1467
01:42:28,600 --> 01:42:32,840
clear shooter but then the other one was able to do like some special shit that i'm just

1468
01:42:32,840 --> 01:42:37,200
like wait but it's still it just looks like a regular gun i'm so confused that i'm able

1469
01:42:37,200 --> 01:42:43,400
to somewhat forgive because i feel like it's borderlands borderland guns are weird all

1470
01:42:43,400 --> 01:42:49,720
right okay but the way that she was like almost dancing with them in a way that didn't make

1471
01:42:49,720 --> 01:42:56,800
sense when she like roland was freaking on it just boom like down down the hatch like

1472
01:42:56,800 --> 01:43:03,680
yeah spray and pray like like exactly how we should have been with a freaking like machine

1473
01:43:03,680 --> 01:43:09,920
gun her just go like doing the freaking dances and just kind of shooting what wherever the

1474
01:43:09,920 --> 01:43:16,800
hell the way the one especially like when she like um like runs over to like this freaking

1475
01:43:16,800 --> 01:43:23,120
um i don't know what's it called like this object that's in the way to the point to where

1476
01:43:23,120 --> 01:43:30,400
like she can like lay down on it and slide over and shoot sideways it's so stupid and

1477
01:43:30,400 --> 01:43:33,720
i'm just like in the trailer i'm like okay yeah that's clearly a trailer shot they're

1478
01:43:33,720 --> 01:43:39,640
not gonna put that no okay they put it in the goddamn movie okay it was a lot in and

1479
01:43:39,640 --> 01:43:48,520
not good way no not not at all it yeah the choreography the fight choreography was wretched

1480
01:43:48,520 --> 01:43:59,000
yeah the special effects were no bueno no freaking every single time tina threw uh one

1481
01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:08,520
of her stuffed animals and exploded that did not look good nope uh man i'm trying to think

1482
01:44:08,520 --> 01:44:19,480
of anything redeeming about the effects this is one i i'm probably at like a 73 because

1483
01:44:19,480 --> 01:44:30,440
it wasn't like god-awful but it was it was close um i'm gonna be at a 70 or no okay i'll

1484
01:44:30,440 --> 01:44:36,120
be at a 71 and the only reason for that is because i feel that um i'm assuming well yeah

1485
01:44:36,120 --> 01:44:41,720
he had to be um the cgi on clap trap didn't look that bad like he actually looked pretty

1486
01:44:41,720 --> 01:44:47,920
good it did it looked really good uh the only part that like weirded me out about him is

1487
01:44:47,920 --> 01:44:56,360
when he like shifted into like shed his skin or whatever yeah that was weird yeah it was

1488
01:44:56,360 --> 01:45:01,440
funky i was like hold up like what the hell just happened what the hell am i watching

1489
01:45:01,440 --> 01:45:10,200
yeah all right next up we got music nothing special here nothing like absolutely nothing

1490
01:45:10,200 --> 01:45:17,200
like i'm at a five oh yeah dude i can match you there it's it was music nothing stood

1491
01:45:17,200 --> 01:45:22,400
out though like they didn't like add any like big songs to this did they because like from

1492
01:45:22,400 --> 01:45:26,840
the trailer i love yeah like i thought in the by the trailer that it was going to be

1493
01:45:26,840 --> 01:45:31,480
like try to rip off guardians of the galaxy for the especially for the song that they

1494
01:45:31,480 --> 01:45:39,160
were using but they didn't i'm like the hell yeah i don't feel like they needed to rip

1495
01:45:39,160 --> 01:45:44,160
off like guardians like i didn't think this whole soundtrack needed to be filled like

1496
01:45:44,160 --> 01:45:53,680
i was expecting a six maybe a seven like in terms of like the soundtrack but we got nothing

1497
01:45:53,680 --> 01:46:05,120
nope it's just like really basic scores and nothing memorable whatsoever yeah finally

1498
01:46:05,120 --> 01:46:11,840
to the only shining point of this movie the costumes were sick yeah the costumes were

1499
01:46:11,840 --> 01:46:21,480
freaking awesome oh my gosh dude freaking kreegs mask was freaking dope yeah dude that

1500
01:46:21,480 --> 01:46:30,560
looked bitchin um i love tiny tina's outfit she looked great um like even freaking uh

1501
01:46:30,560 --> 01:46:38,720
like uh um oh my god kevin hart's characters roland roland you know like it's a bare bones

1502
01:46:38,720 --> 01:46:45,680
military kind of guy outfit but it worked like i'm assuming it i hope it's as close

1503
01:46:45,680 --> 01:46:50,800
to the video games as you can get i mean i don't know how you can f that up let's find

1504
01:46:50,800 --> 01:46:56,640
out oh yeah that i mean they were pretty freaking spot on all right i gotta know how they did

1505
01:46:56,640 --> 01:47:08,880
with tannis i'm gonna look her up okay yeah tannis was actually spot on like pretty spot

1506
01:47:08,880 --> 01:47:19,920
on too yeah yeah they freaking age her up something awful yeah dude this is this was

1507
01:47:19,920 --> 01:47:30,920
not a jamie lee kurtis role no it was it was not honestly the way she is designed i'm kind

1508
01:47:30,920 --> 01:47:41,320
of getting like short hair uh katie perry yeah the you know this is like not me knocking

1509
01:47:41,320 --> 01:47:47,440
on jamie lee kurtis like because she's a beautiful woman and you know i like truly but maybe

1510
01:47:47,440 --> 01:47:51,560
it's it i am not used to seeing that much cleavage from jamie lee kurtis that like took

1511
01:47:51,560 --> 01:48:03,680
me back good lord right lover love jamie lee kurtis she's great she's beautiful but that

1512
01:48:03,680 --> 01:48:10,600
took me a minute i'm like okay not used to seeing that much from from lori strode uh

1513
01:48:10,600 --> 01:48:22,360
hello miss kurtis holy shit dude i thought i was the only one because i was i was like

1514
01:48:22,360 --> 01:48:31,080
dude i yeah i found it hard to keep eye contact i was like goodness gracious woman like is

1515
01:48:31,080 --> 01:48:42,120
that real when she put her coat on i'm like okay you know i'm back to what i'm used to

1516
01:48:42,120 --> 01:48:45,880
seeing from jamie lee kurtis but then she took it off you just shuffled your seat a

1517
01:48:45,880 --> 01:49:09,080
little bit oh my gosh no freaking joke i was like okay oh man oh damn but yeah doing like

1518
01:49:09,080 --> 01:49:17,560
that direct comparison probably not the right role for her yeah she didn't she she didn't

1519
01:49:17,560 --> 01:49:28,200
find with uh what she was given i feel um yeah uh krieg was on point well how was lillith

1520
01:49:28,200 --> 01:49:40,680
uh you know what pretty spot on i think it's it's it's weird seeing freaking cate blanchett

1521
01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:48,120
where um with orange hair i'm not gonna lie that that definitely took me a minute they

1522
01:49:48,840 --> 01:49:56,200
dude i think they made a mistake like not i mean cate blanchett's amazing oh yeah i don't

1523
01:49:56,200 --> 01:50:03,880
know if this was the right fit for her yeah no that's fair i i i feels yeah yeah i i really

1524
01:50:03,880 --> 01:50:08,760
don't have anything else to say about that like i told you she she um i mean i don't know how

1525
01:50:08,760 --> 01:50:12,600
much she even had to audition for this movie they might have just offered it to her when she showed

1526
01:50:12,600 --> 01:50:19,160
interest but i think it's hilarious that she's just like yeah you know what i was getting sick

1527
01:50:19,160 --> 01:50:24,680
and tired of sitting at home during covid so it was like the first script that uh came onto my

1528
01:50:24,680 --> 01:50:33,240
desk and i'm just like yeah let's do that let's do borderlands let's not do borderlands yeah

1529
01:50:34,520 --> 01:50:42,600
and i feel like she would have been a fit in like other roles i just i i'm i don't think that this

1530
01:50:42,600 --> 01:50:51,880
was the the role for her yeah i don't i i couldn't even like pick someone out for like a lilith fan

1531
01:50:51,880 --> 01:50:57,720
cast yeah no same here like yeah if i let's see if there's any i would have played the video games

1532
01:50:57,720 --> 01:51:04,040
maybe let's see if there's like anyone that like is like a fan favorite

1533
01:51:07,800 --> 01:51:16,600
okay elizabeth olson is a is a big one okay that's okay i can get behind that yeah karen gillin

1534
01:51:16,600 --> 01:51:21,560
okay yeah that oh i think i actually like karen gillin more for that role

1535
01:51:22,520 --> 01:51:28,280
yeah and like there there's some like really decent fan castings

1536
01:51:29,480 --> 01:51:35,480
like so oh the dude who killed it i know like they the dude who played uh luke cage

1537
01:51:36,280 --> 01:51:43,240
or freaking aldous hodge as as roland dude aldous hodge is rolling oh my god that would have been

1538
01:51:43,240 --> 01:51:52,520
great yeah i'm not seeing any other like big names let's see like a tiny tina like if there's any

1539
01:51:52,520 --> 01:52:01,720
yeah i'm curious oh frake we were just talking about her the frick the chick that plays uh uh

1540
01:52:01,720 --> 01:52:10,120
oh you didn't watch family switch emma meyers has she been in anything else uh nothing that i believe

1541
01:52:10,120 --> 01:52:19,000
you would have seen but she she kind of has that like cheery peppy vibe about her like i think she

1542
01:52:19,000 --> 01:52:25,000
could have played that role really well okay i think she would have killed that role actually

1543
01:52:26,280 --> 01:52:33,800
but anyway costume dude costumes getting out of the way 10 out of 10 like they were so good

1544
01:52:33,800 --> 01:52:42,600
i can absolutely give you a tone yeah that like i said the peak of the movie peak like all the

1545
01:52:42,600 --> 01:52:53,640
masks of the psychos were were sick dude yeah oh absolutely all right last up we got our own

1546
01:52:53,640 --> 01:53:00,440
personal scores so rose you want to take this one first uh yeah um so

1547
01:53:00,440 --> 01:53:11,320
uh yeah um so this like going into this movie i knew it was going to be bad i i really didn't

1548
01:53:11,320 --> 01:53:18,840
expect to enjoy it and that's exactly what happened um i feel that the cast for them at least

1549
01:53:18,840 --> 01:53:25,800
in some parts of the movie is trying like clearly it's for a paycheck but they i feel that there is

1550
01:53:25,800 --> 01:53:33,240
still some um some effort put in into some scenes but it's just everything else around them that

1551
01:53:33,240 --> 01:53:39,800
sucks the story is i feel it feels bare bones uh for borderlands and i haven't even played a goddamn

1552
01:53:39,800 --> 01:53:51,800
game in um in this video game franchise um the it it's just clear that um so much studio meddling

1553
01:53:51,800 --> 01:53:57,960
was put into this movie and i feel that it affected it it really did the the reshoots are clear as day

1554
01:53:57,960 --> 01:54:03,800
when you watch the movie um and i feel if they would have let elia roth do what he does best

1555
01:54:05,400 --> 01:54:12,840
we could have actually gotten a good adaptation of this video game um and it's it's unfortunate

1556
01:54:12,840 --> 01:54:24,440
to think of what could have been um but for what we got i

1557
01:54:27,640 --> 01:54:32,840
damn this is hard um i think i'm gonna be at a 64

1558
01:54:32,840 --> 01:54:45,080
i am not much better i'm at a 67 i i feel like it's hard like with with especially if you have a hard

1559
01:54:45,080 --> 01:54:54,200
time grasping the people that are familiar with the the material you're gonna have an even harder

1560
01:54:54,200 --> 01:55:00,280
time capturing the people that aren't and this is one of those situations that you're gonna have to

1561
01:55:00,280 --> 01:55:03,160
do and this is one of those situations that i

1562
01:55:06,120 --> 01:55:13,800
unlike the fallout series i left this wanting to play the games only because i wanted to get

1563
01:55:13,800 --> 01:55:21,080
get the taste of this movie or the out of my mouth like that is the only reason like this gave me no

1564
01:55:21,080 --> 01:55:27,000
desire whatsoever to go out and play the video game like this made me feel like oh maybe like

1565
01:55:27,000 --> 01:55:35,960
like this actually may have put the games further on the back burner than they were like further

1566
01:55:35,960 --> 01:55:42,760
down my list like it's it's rough but it's like i know that the gate the series is popular yeah

1567
01:55:43,960 --> 01:55:50,920
it's just they dropped the ball they dropped the ball so hard and like you said studio meddling

1568
01:55:50,920 --> 01:55:56,760
if the studios could get out of their own way like i feel like there's better franchises

1569
01:55:57,320 --> 01:56:05,320
like meant for kids oh yeah 100 there's a minecraft movie in the works that's perfect for kids

1570
01:56:05,880 --> 01:56:12,920
exactly borderlands is not for kids it's not for families yeah dude i can't i cannot wait to take

1571
01:56:12,920 --> 01:56:20,200
my kid to a minecraft movie see like even though i know it's probably gonna be the freaking don't

1572
01:56:20,200 --> 01:56:26,920
be the freaking dumbest shit i've ever seen in my life i'm pumped i am so pumped i feel that will be

1573
01:56:26,920 --> 01:56:32,600
when they decide to make a fortnight movie that will be the dumbest shit oh my gosh i i hope not

1574
01:56:34,200 --> 01:56:43,080
but we'll see how successful minecraft is yeah that will be the deciding factor but i

1575
01:56:43,080 --> 01:56:48,920
i i i set my expectations low for this movie like going in i was like i have a feeling this is not

1576
01:56:48,920 --> 01:56:53,960
gonna be good because of everything that i've heard i'm going to give it the benefit of the doubt

1577
01:56:55,000 --> 01:56:57,640
but damn mosquito

1578
01:56:59,720 --> 01:57:08,040
bitch um yeah i i'm at 67 it's it was just not it was not good

1579
01:57:08,040 --> 01:57:16,040
it was just not it was not good it with how with how low i set my expectations it and it failed to

1580
01:57:16,040 --> 01:57:27,080
meet even those like you know it's freaking rough oh yeah 100 yeah all right going through

1581
01:57:27,880 --> 01:57:35,080
the scores real quick because that wraps up this breakdown starting off with story we ended up

1582
01:57:35,080 --> 01:57:43,720
sitting at a 67 writing is sitting at a 65 the acting uh one of the higher points of this movie

1583
01:57:43,720 --> 01:57:52,120
sitting at a 73 the character development was basically non-existent this is sitting at a 66.5

1584
01:57:53,560 --> 01:58:02,200
the effects were no bueno sitting at a 72 the music was as average as average can get sitting

1585
01:58:02,200 --> 01:58:09,000
at a five out of ten the costumes were the absolute highlight of this movie sitting at a

1586
01:58:09,000 --> 01:58:17,000
10 out of 10 and then our personal score ended up averaging out to a 65.5 so with that the final

1587
01:58:17,000 --> 01:58:27,080
all bros all bros letter grade for borderlands has come out to a c minus

1588
01:58:27,080 --> 01:58:33,480
dude i feel we're gonna get some shit for it even getting a c in i know

1589
01:58:35,480 --> 01:58:45,480
dude we're gonna catch some shit for this i have a feeling oh how close it's a pretty mid

1590
01:58:47,000 --> 01:58:55,720
c minus two oh shit dude all right out of let's see out of all the c minus movies so we have 14

1591
01:58:55,720 --> 01:59:03,080
c minus movies this is sitting right in the middle at seven seven out of 14

1592
01:59:06,200 --> 01:59:17,320
yeah this is sitting at a at a 72.37 percent oh the costume saved this dude the yeah that's

1593
01:59:17,320 --> 01:59:28,360
the same this that makes sense oh shit dude oh man this is wild um you want to hear what it's above

1594
01:59:28,360 --> 01:59:38,200
or what's below first i gotta hear above all right this is sitting above rebel moon

1595
01:59:38,200 --> 01:59:46,120
okay yeah i can definitely agree with that yep this is above star wars the last jedi

1596
01:59:47,160 --> 01:59:55,720
i think i can i can agree with that it's above madame web oh thank god okay thank god

1597
01:59:55,720 --> 02:00:06,600
it is above cats okay and here's the wild one it's above zack steiner's justice league but that's not

1598
02:00:06,600 --> 02:00:12,760
our fault that that's not let's let's say just for shits and giggles joss sweden's justice league

1599
02:00:12,760 --> 02:00:19,480
because i mean they're like right next to each other okay all right go in the opposite direction

1600
02:00:19,480 --> 02:00:28,440
it's below morbius yeah i'm gonna disagree with that but all right it's below x-men dark phoenix

1601
02:00:31,000 --> 02:00:38,360
yeah okay i can agree with that it is below rebel moon the scar giver uh yeah i'm gonna disagree

1602
02:00:38,360 --> 02:00:45,160
with that i hate it so much yeah uh and then it is

1603
02:00:45,160 --> 02:00:49,160
uh below tom and jerry

1604
02:00:50,120 --> 02:00:53,000
okay i i can accept that one

1605
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yeah it dude all i wanted for it was wow all i wanted was for it to rank above madame web

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so thank god yeah it was above madame web by

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2 i'll take it yeah 2.2 i want to say awesome but yeah so anyway wow that is where borderlands it

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is breaking i can't wait to hear the hatred i'm if we get any i'm excited to hear this i'm pumped

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too dude i'm so pumped oh man but let this go to show that we will do whatever is suggested yeah

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like dj you better listen to this episode because yeah you better freaking listen to this episode

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this episode was for you yeah and i'm assuming that he watched it too so yeah i want to hear what his

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grade was i bet you he didn't you mother that's true yeah because he probably would have been on

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this episode if that was the case yep dj you son of a

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yep dj you son of a all right well with that that wraps up this week's uh this week's episode

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1619
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week with our uh our guest douglas burton yeah we found out that we're not very easily searchable

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uh next week we will be breaking down twisters um i haven't seen it yet rose has and he

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actually enjoyed it yeah i had a good time never seen the original and i feel that that actually uh

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made it better for me personally yeah so yeah you guys can look forward to that

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next week until then this has been the all bros podcast i'm caleb and i'm jonathan and we will

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catch you guys next week deuces see uh i was gonna do the herbert voice but then i stopped midway and

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and i just f'd it all up my bad