What is up bros, I'm Jonathan.
And I'm Caleb.
And we're a couple of bros on a mission to give you guys the most detailed movie reviews
out there with as little bias as possible.
Welcome to the all bros.
Sorry.
This week on the podcast, Caleb is the only one that has something to talk about when
it comes to weekly watches because I suck.
I didn't finish either of the two movies that I started, but I promise I will have those
ready for next week.
Dude, it was a struggle to finish the one that I had.
Yeah, I don't have any movies.
I love those two movies.
Yeah.
One because the movie I watched was like tough to follow.
So anytime I had to take a break, I was just like, I don't have to finish it today.
So I just kind of keep pushing it off and off and off.
And then I had like a bunch of shows that I wanted to catch up on and watch.
So I was doing that is I'm not good at planning.
I do already.
You've convinced me.
I definitely got to check it out.
Let's say yes.
Okay.
We'll talk to us about that and then we will get into our headliner of the evening, which
will be our breakdown of Despicable Me 4.
Hell yeah.
So yeah.
What do you say we get started?
Say let's do it.
Hey, it's Mike and T and Grant and Billy.
And we are the Failing Hollywood podcast.
And you are listening to the All Bros podcast, the best movie podcast that is not us.
Yeah.
Second best.
Don't say best.
They got some decent reviews.
If you start lying to the audience right away, they're not going to buy anything you say.
No, but they have awesome, mediocre views on movies.
Yeah, they're fine.
They're fine.
So keep listening for more of that.
I love it.
We're just fine.
Dude, I love how they're that I love that that adds so much because they're literally just
like with Caleb and they go into so many different versions of my name.
They're like with Rose, Johnny Rose, Jonathan, John Ton.
I never thought you could say my name so many freaking ways, but I love it.
Yep.
You sure as hell can.
But anyway, jumping into weekly watch, Caleb, I want to hear about the sounds like masterpiece
that you watched.
Masterpiece is a real strong term.
Where the movie.
Listen, I'll just get right into it.
I watched finally Warcraft, which is a movie I have been wanting to watch since it came
out, but I just couldn't I couldn't find the time to when it did come out.
And then it was like, all right, I'll get it on streaming.
Eventually, that didn't end up happening because it wasn't on streaming forever.
And like, this is the first it feels like this is the first time it's been on streaming.
Dude, I feel the same way.
Yeah.
So finally got the opportunity to watch it.
I am not too well versed in World of Warcraft.
I had like I think I had an account and I tried to play it, but my computer was super
shitty at the time, so I couldn't like fully like experience it for what thunder.
I couldn't fully experience what people like got hooked on.
Because it was like super laggy and I was like, OK, this kind of sucks.
So I stopped playing.
So I have like a lit like that's all the experience I had.
I didn't get into the lore or anything.
Because I was like, what's the point?
I'm not going to be able to play this or whatever.
But I knew like the basics.
I knew like humans or stores, all that good shit.
The fuck was that?
A possible loss of power.
Oh boy.
Yeah.
So if I go if I go dark, just know that's what happened.
OK, got it.
Now I'm nervous.
Anyway, there may or may not be a delay on this episode.
But anyway, I watched Warcraft and I was hooked like the first like a little bit.
I was I was super hooked because the like so they start off with the story of the orcs
and the story of the orcs was was good, like really good.
And like I thought the orcs looked incredible, like everything was like going for this movie.
I'm like, frickin A, let's go.
And then it got to the human shit and I'm like, this is dumb.
Like it was.
And it wasn't necessarily that the story itself was dumb.
It's just I didn't understand it.
But it seemed like everyone else did.
And it was it was it became hard to follow.
And so it jumped around so quickly and so immediately.
Like they'd go like one of the like the main characters, he's just like he's like in this
the dwarven fields like with like Smithing Yard, whatever the hell they're they call
it.
But the dwarves have just made them guns.
And so he and then he gets this little letter and he's like, oh, looks like you got this
letter.
You're being summoned by the king.
And he's just like, let me see that.
And he like reads it for a second and then boom, cuts to him like pushing open the doors
at the end, like to the castle and like walking in.
I'm like, yo, what the shit?
They're not even going to give us like a transition.
And then like they go into like this whole story and they're like, oh, well, there's
this this man that had died, like had had a mysterious death.
And they're like, all right, let's go see.
And so they go and then they're immediately downstairs, like in the dungeons.
And then they see are and then he had stopped like in the like while he's like investigating
this one dude.
And he's just like, yeah, this what this like this stranger came to do like an autopsy.
And then he like goes in, grabs this dude, smashes him on the table.
And he's like, what were you doing in here?
And he's just like, you need my help.
And he's like, what are you here for?
And he's like, let me go and I'll tell you.
And then he's like, OK, let's him up.
And then boom, they're doing like this magical autopsy on this dude.
I'm like, what the shit are you like?
Like they're it's like being yanked so suddenly across this story.
And then it would jump to the orc stuff.
And I'm like, OK, kind of gave you some time to relax.
And I was all in for the orc story.
I thought the orcs portion of this movie was really well done.
It's just the humans boom, boom, boom, boom everywhere.
I'm like, dude, what in the ass is happening?
And so, yeah, it got real hard to follow real quick.
The humans were a majority of this movie, which sucked.
So, yeah, what I overall didn't really dig it, but visually, this was incredible.
The the special effects team on this did so well.
It is a beautiful movie.
It is it jumps around like no other
and you can understand a lot of what's going on, but visually it looks super killer.
But yeah, overall, so this is on Netflix right now.
If you guys want to go check it out,
I am going to be giving this a nothing better to do recommendation because.
If you're if you want to see some cool special effects and you're in for like
the orc story, you can get some enjoyment out of this.
Otherwise, probably not.
Like it's I think it relies too heavily on you knowing World of Warcraft.
Where I feel, whereas I'm thinking of, you know, like another movie based off a game,
I feel Dungeons and Dragons does or Dungeons and Dragons on Among Thieves
does a good job of explaining to people that haven't played the game
and making it easy to understand what's going on.
Oh, yeah, that was super easy to understand.
Yeah, they needed to take some notes from that.
Or maybe that's where Dungeons and Dragons got their notes.
They could. But yeah, it.
World of Warcraft is popular and it's I feel it's popular not just for the gameplay,
but for some of the stories that they share, because people get super excited
about the new storylines that are coming out and new adventures and stuff.
So I know the storytelling has to be kick ass.
So I would love to see something with this.
Like this had the right bones. Yeah, this had like a good.
I guess it was technically the B story, but they started it off.
But anyway, so the orc story is like said, kind of a B story.
They did leave it open with a big cliffhanger.
And I'm like, you guys got a little presumptuous.
They got a little cocky a little bit.
And can you hear that? Yeah.
Yeah, just think just think just think the Thunderbunny theme song, OK?
That's all you got to do.
Anyway. Yeah, if if they would have cleaned up the the human story,
so the movies two hours long,
I feel like it could have been a little longer and it would have really benefited
from it because like what was happening in the story, it was like I say,
it felt very quick paced.
It was just too quick because it was like jolting me to like the next storyline.
And I'm like, dude, frickin slow down.
So if it would have taken a little time to frickin like chill.
Yeah, it I think it could have benefited like I bet this.
Overall, I think this probably could have done with.
Maybe an extra 20 minutes, maybe even maybe 25.
I think that's just about how much it needed.
OK, just to get real ironed out.
My only complaint other than that,
and it's it's kind of a big complaint because the story is a main portion of the movie.
God damn. Yeah, that one sounded real close by.
Oh, dude, like no shit.
That sounded like it split a tree.
Oh, God.
Anyway, it.
Oh, what was I saying?
Frickin struck the words right out of my mouth, too.
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
I struck the words right out of my mouth, too.
Oh, it was like saying that a certain storyline.
Yeah, if if.
Do I'm completely spacing.
The thunder is cooler than the friggin storyline.
It is.
I think if they could have done it, like, focus more on the orcs,
I think that would have really been oh, no, I was getting on the acting, the acting.
The the cast was pretty good in terms like the orcs.
The everything with the orcs was dope.
Like the acting was the humans fricking.
Sucked, dude, like the dude who plays like the main hero in or I guess he's.
He's like a knight or something, but he's like the main main human character.
His acting was just abysmal.
He has like his son gets fricking bushwhacked in front of him.
And he just kind of stands there with like not even really reacting.
Like he doesn't like scream out for him or anything.
Like you see him like
like you see him trying to like like there's this force field that's put
around them and he gets caught, his son gets caught on the other side of it.
So he can't break through like no one can get through.
And so he's trying like trying his his darnedest, like using shields and stuff
to try and like protect himself because it's like a lightning shield and it's not
working. And so he just kind of like sits and watches.
And then his son gets fricking bushwhacked.
And then this orc was like mocking him and like bushwhacks his kid.
And he does like he almost like I said, almost doesn't react to it.
And then it cuts to and he's like he's drunk.
And then this half orc, half human character
who's supposed to be like the eye candy, which she I mean, she was just like
colored green and given like tiny little tusks and hid nothing
like nothing but fricking skin.
And like I said, she's she's the fricking eye candy.
But she comes in and he's just like kind of teary eyed.
And then they start macking out.
And I'm like, dude, are you serious?
If that shit bothered me to no end, like that acting was just horrible.
Some people were bringing their A game,
but the people that they focused on were not other than the orc characters.
But yeah, I was a little disappointed.
And I I want this I really wanted this movie to be good.
But I completely understand why this bombed.
Well, how badly did it bomb?
Let's see.
So you can pull up numbers faster.
I mean,
like it barely made any money, like it broke even and then made some.
Yeah.
Well, what are you?
Are you OK?
I'm on I'm on I'm on Wikipedia.
That's where I always go for because
Wikipedia is saying the budget was one hundred sixty million.
Box office was four hundred and thirty nine point one million.
OK, yeah, that's what I'm looking at, too.
I'm on the box office mojo.
OK, that's always a great place.
Jack, is it OK?
Yeah, so 160 million domestically.
It didn't make its money back at all, but internationally it did.
OK, so.
This is a but.
I don't think it did too bad.
It honestly didn't.
It's almost like now that I know these, like I can see these numbers,
I'm surprised it didn't get a sequel.
Yeah.
Like it did well enough that I feel like or maybe they were just like,
nope, kind of too close.
Interesting.
Anyway,
yeah, so that's what I I watched this week, kind of a letdown, because it's one
of my like more anticipated like it's one that I just like, oh, can't wait to watch
it for so many years.
That's always the worst.
Yeah, and it just overall let me down.
So damn bummed out.
All right. Well,
what do you say we get into our headliner of the evening?
I say let's do it.
Right.
All right.
I don't know why I said it's so loud
before we jump into our breakdown of Despicable Me 4.
Kalo, do you want to let people know how we review movies on this podcast?
I would love to.
If you are new to our breakdown system,
we have split movies into eight different categories that we individually score to
come to a final Albrose letter grade, the eight categories that we score our
story, writing, acting, character development, effects, music, costumes.
And then we give our own personal score at the very end.
With this being an animated movie,
we will be substituting the effects and costumes with animation and character
design respectively.
Yeah. And then personal score at the end.
All those numbers get magically added up
and spit through our algorithm and give us a letter grade.
We compare this movie to others of a similar grade.
So if you have not seen Despicable Me 4, spoilers ahead.
We I think there's.
I mean, this one might be tough to spoil
because it's just like it's the same as like any other.
Despicable Me movie.
Oh, you honestly, if you are if you're thinking like, oh,
this is going to be just like the previous three, that's going to be.
And that's not a bad thing.
No, that is that is one of the best things I feel you can say about this
franchise is its consistency. Yes.
So we will be posting that spoiler warning right now.
And if you choose to listen beyond this point and anything is spoiled for you.
Too bad.
Sucks to be you.
Yeah.
So without further ado, we are going to jump into our favorite segment
that we like to call reading with Rose.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
All right.
Anti Villain League, AVL agent grew, attends a reunion at his school.
I'm going to butcher the hell out of this.
Lashie, Lassie.
I don't know.
Let's just go with Lassie.
Pass, pass bone where he reunites with his rival,
Maxime Lamar, who has a feud with grew for stealing his talent show act when they
were younger, Maxime reveals he has enhanced himself
with cockroach parts to make himself out overpowered and so he can conquer the
world. But grew has him arrested with the help of the AVL.
Maxime escapes prison with the help of his
girlfriend, Valentina, and reveals his intention that turns people into human
roach hybrids, which he plans to use specifically on grew's biological infant
son, grew Jr. Silas Ram's bottom visits the grew
household to inform them of Maxime's escape and the AVL will have to relocate
the group family to a house in another town named Mayflower under new identities
until Maxime is captured.
Most of the minions are taken in by the AVL, where Silas selects five of them,
Dave, Mel, Gus, Tim and Jerry to be augmented with powers under
under an initiative called the Mega Minions.
But the initiative is called off after the group causes collateral damage in a city
in their new well off residential town.
Grew and his family meet their neighbors,
the Prescott's and their teenage daughter, Poppy.
Poppy, an aspiring villainous, recognizes grew from his former career as a villain
and threatens to blow his cover unless he helps her pull a heist to steal Lacey
pass bones mascot, a honey badger named Lenny so she can be enrolled there.
The pair, with the help of two minions
and grew junior successfully steal Lenny from the school, the school's elderly
principal.
We're going to butcher this to
Belsch, who bush is it?
Bushlet.
So sure.
Principal Bushlet identifies Groove via
security cam footage and contacts Maxime to inform him about Groove's whereabouts
using a tracker in Lenny's collar.
The next day, while Groove and Lucy are away at tennis practice with the Prescott's
principal, Bushlet visits the house to interrogate the girls about Groove's
whereabouts, Groove and Lucy rush back home after being called by Margo.
And they fight.
Bushlet, Bushlet, whatever.
Lucy also contacts the AVL, who in turn calls the mega minions out of retirement
to stop Maxime in the chaos.
However, Groove Jr.
leaves the house and is spotted by Maxime and Valentina, who proceed to kidnap him.
With the help of Poppy, Groove meets up with Maxime at a building where he reveals
he has transformed Groove Jr. into a Roach hybrid and fights him off with Groove Jr.
Groove's encouraging words to his son managed to break Groove Jr.
free from his state and attack Maxime instead.
Maxime falls to the ground where he's
further squashed by the mega minions and the aid of other animals and insects who
arrive in turn to arrest him and Valentina.
Groove and his family return to their
home, where Dr. Nefario reverses Groove Jr.'s transformation.
Groove later visits Maxime in prison to talk and settle their differences.
The pair then perform Everybody Wants to Rule the World for the prisoners,
including all of Groove's past adversaries, while Poppy is shown to have enrolled in La Si Possible.
Hell, yeah.
Oh, this.
Out of the four Despicable Me movies, this is probably my number two.
I think I would agree with you there.
Like, honestly,
we discussed this, it would go the first, the fourth, the second and then the third.
Right. Yeah.
OK, my least favorite is the one with his brother.
Oh, yeah.
Drew was kind of annoying.
That's so dumb because Drew was just grew.
Yeah.
But like happy and chipper.
Although Drew is only in one scene of he's mentioned.
And then he's just in the final scene.
Yeah.
But frickin I will say Despicable Me 3, I love the villain, Balthazar Bratt.
Yes, he was great.
Yeah, this villain was super good, too.
Yeah, frickin yeah, Maxime was frickin fantastic.
If I mean, you know, we'll get to him with acting, but oh, my God,
Will Ferrell, fantastic in this role.
Oh, my gosh, dude, frickin perfection.
This this made me want Steve Carell, Will Ferrell comedy.
I mean, you could watch Anchorman.
I know, like other like just more like just the two of them.
That's that's fair.
And I feel like Steve Carell was just kind of like a background character.
You know, you know what?
I've always because I've seen something,
you know, behind the scenes when it comes to the office.
And I remember when Steve Carell left the show and, you know, they needed his
replacement, their whole their original plan was to have Will Ferrell be him.
But then they were only going to have Will Ferrell for a couple of episodes.
And so I'm wait, I can't remember.
Have you seen The Office or no?
OK, so so at the end of season seven.
This is where season seven is one will when Steve Carell leaves,
he's training Will Ferrell's character to take over for him.
But the problem is that I feel sometimes Will Ferrell is not that great.
It's playing a straight guy.
It's very hard to watch him not do comedy, to like not be the one making the jokes.
And so like like he banters off Steve Carell very well.
Like they actually do have some very good comedy moments.
It's just when Steve Carell leaves the show and then it's all Will Ferrell for a
couple of episodes and he's like the straight man.
It is so freaking weird.
Oh, man.
I'm just like, no, this this is not this is not Will Ferrell.
I love
that one's tough, especially with like the character that they built with Steve Carell.
Like being so goofy, it's like you almost can't have two of them.
So you kind of need a straight man.
And typically I feel like.
Other people are the straight man to Will Ferrell.
Like it's not really the other way around.
And yeah, man.
Yeah, like freaking he just he he said
recently that I forget the guy that played
his dad and elf who unfortunately passed away.
He said that he commented on how he found Will Ferrell so annoying
when he would do scenes with him, like how he was acting.
But then he like what he watched the movies is like, OK, wait, actually, that's brilliant.
He's like, thanks to movies, a masterpiece.
That do that movie is a freaking classic.
Oh, yeah. Elf is fantastic.
Yeah.
But sorry, but you're getting like right into this story, though.
It was paced really well.
It was definitely better than I feel some of the other ones.
I feel, you know, we kind of brought it up earlier.
So the thing that I love that I can expect from the Despicable Me movies is consistency.
I know what I'm getting into.
I'm going for Gru and his family going on another another adventure.
And we're going to have some minion antics along the way.
And that's not a bad thing.
I still have a good time.
Do I laugh at every single minion joke?
No. But do I laugh at quite a few?
Yes, the the pot of humor from Minions is still funny.
It is.
It's just when there's too much that I'm just like, OK, let's let's back it up here
a little bit. I have a sucker for Minions, dude.
I found them so funny.
This this go around like which is weird.
Like in the Minions movies, I find them so much more annoying than I do
in the Despicable Me.
See, I think because of the Despicable Me
movies, it's like the perfect balance of them, of its perfect balance between Gru
and it's like it's like, yeah, Gru and his family kind of dilute the the Minions.
Yeah, that's why I enjoy these movies way more than the Minions movies, even though
I've heard actually I saw them watch it, that Minions 2 is actually really good.
It's one of the better movies of this franchise.
Is that Rise of Gru? Yeah.
Oh, really? Oh, OK.
Well, not much that many.
Yeah, the Rise of Gru is honestly just a Despicable Me prequel.
OK, it did not.
It had no business being called Minions.
Like other than it having like Kevin Stewart and Bob.
OK.
Like focus, but yeah, it was so focused on on Gru.
And like the Minions were like this.
It was like a side story.
They were still like a major part.
And like,
I would say like the movie was probably split 60, 40.
And yeah, and the the Minions were the 60.
Damn, that is super close.
Holy shit. Yes.
So it so I think that's what helped it a lot is because like I liked the Gru stuff
and it helped dilute the Minions shit a little bit.
OK, well, I'm curious what they're going to do with Minions 3.
I'm assuming you heard that that was announced, right?
I assumed the Minions.
Oh, do you freaking out for the weekend,
the box office opening for Despicable Me 4?
Like I had a feeling either the fifth one or Minions 3 was going to be announced.
Dude, Minions has no business being a feature film.
Do you like I mean, but it made over a billion dollars.
God, the first Minions movie made over a billion dollars.
It was the first Despicable Me movie to do it.
They're going to run that franchise into the ground.
Oh, yeah, do 100 percent.
Like, don't like I would watch Minions shorts.
Yeah, like give me like 10 minutes of Minions.
Like I could handle that.
I got to get absolutely handle that.
But give me an hour and a half of just straight Minions.
I'm going to get sick of them.
You have to have something to dilute.
Otherwise, you just get some just horse shit.
Yeah.
But yeah, like with this, I really liked seeing Gru be like be a bad guy again.
Like with the heist.
That was awesome.
That was so fun.
The way that he was able to make what was in a diaper bag work.
That was freaking bad.
That was. Oh, my gosh, dude.
I love that.
And it just like it just shows that I love ingenuity.
And so
in the
I got to say,
when that whole scene was happening and
I took Iris to go see this movie and she actually like it's so really good
at picking up context now or just like kind of piecing stuff together.
And I love it.
So when that scene happened and the Minions that were with them came
and jumped down to get the baby stuff,
she grabbed my hand and she's like, who's in the balloon?
And I was like, what?
And then it showed the balloon flying off.
I was like,
that is awesome.
I love that she pointed that out because she's just like,
wait a minute.
And I'm like, this is perfect.
Oh, I love it.
Like other things that would happen.
Like her commentary was so good.
Like she's just like, oh, that's not good.
I just get that a lot.
Then
just like that the Minions antics, she was just giggling like crazy to herself.
It's so funny.
Like she was laughing so hard she spilled some of her icy on herself.
Oh, wow.
And I'm like, dude, this movie is perfect for her.
So I feel like I might hold this in
higher regard just because I had such a good time watching it.
But I felt like it was a really well structured movie.
I like that there wasn't some preachy moment with Poppy
about like, oh, you don't want to be a bad guy.
It was just like, yeah, you do you, boo.
Just like, yeah, I appreciated that.
Yeah.
And I appreciate that she didn't like freaking turn on him.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
I was so ready for that to happen.
Same here.
But no, after the high, she stuck by him.
Like that was great.
So like kudos to elimination for not doing a stupid twist with Poppy.
Yeah.
I like that she kind of connected with the girls, too.
Yeah.
I loved that.
But so good.
Like all the side stories were really good.
The only one I didn't really like was
oh, shit. What's her name?
The wife.
Oh, Lucy.
Yeah.
Really?
I actually really liked her.
The I like the OK.
The reason I didn't like hers is because they just kind of cut
that story short.
I felt like that needed to be like recurring.
Fair.
OK, yeah, I would have especially liked that because like that was the funniest
scene that was super funny and I was super pumped for more.
And I was really bummed when we didn't get any.
Yeah.
I was hoping for just like something else,
just like just anything like you had time while grew was going after the baby.
Yeah, that's true.
But.
Oh, well, frickin.
Oh, my God. What was her?
Like there's a scene where they're all
going over their new identities and they're saying their names.
And Margo's just like Bri Bri.
Like, are you kidding me?
And Lucy's just like, well, Bri's a great name.
At least it's not.
And she lists off all these names and I can't remember what the like she makes
a joke about a certain name and they all like look at her and she's like,
that's my name, isn't it?
Yeah, Blanche.
That's what it was.
Yeah. She's like, oh, yeah.
What about Blanche? Like, yeah, it could be Blanche.
Blanche is a horrible name.
That was funny.
That was. Yeah, that was really good.
But I.
I dug what this movie was, dude, like like all of it.
I love the.
I love the baby.
I thought the baby was so funny.
See, funny, I found the baby annoying.
Did you?
Yeah, I could have done without the baby.
Oh, I like the baby a lot.
Like
when it comes to like animated babies, Jack Jack will always be supreme.
And and I don't know.
Just I find a lot of other animated babies annoying.
And I'm sorry, Gru Jr.
was one of them, just did not vibe with him.
I dug him.
Like I thought he was annoying at first, too.
It wasn't until they like started connecting a little bit that I was like,
all right, I dig this kid.
And then when he I liked his little cockroach look, though.
That was cool.
That was so cute.
I don't know why.
Just hit his legs.
I mean, I don't know.
Maybe
I don't speak baby, but just the baby switch over to helping his dad just
felt so sudden to me.
I don't think so, especially with like how well they connected,
like especially during that heist.
I think that heist did a lot of like good work for them.
Fair enough.
So I dug it.
I thought that like what they did was super sweet.
And
it was it was funny when he got turned into a cockroach and he was like giving
the whole like, oh, I love you speech to him or to Gru Jr.
Iris was actually getting like super emotional.
Oh, and she's like,
she like like tugged at my arm and she's like, Daddy, can we go home?
And I was like, why?
Like the movie's not over yet.
She's like, I just want to hug Levi.
And I'm like, oh, my gosh.
But yeah, she powered through and she's just like, I like that movie.
It made me think of Levi.
Like, oh,
adorable.
I know this shit melts your heart,
but I don't know.
Like I said, I think I might hold this story in higher regard.
It's I am trying to be realistic about it.
I like I'm not putting this like
I swear to God, if you put it in the 90s, it's not in the 90s.
It's not I'm struggling putting it in the 80s.
OK, all right.
And I think it's it's really close.
It's really close.
But it's just it is a very average story.
Yeah. At the end of the day, like that's a fact that I cannot argue and I can't
make an argument against it either.
It's like all the bonus points.
I think I'm going to try and save for personal score.
But this is something where I'm what I did with inside out, too.
I know this is I'm putting this at like a 78.
OK, that's not bad.
I'm just going to be a little below you at a 74.
They're everything you got writing.
Do the writing. There is some jokes in here that were nice little gems.
Yeah, I can definitely agree with that.
I feel my favorite writing and just because it just put a smile on my face was
the ending when they're in the prison and there's just a nice shot of every villain.
Not only that grew as but the minions did.
I mean, the couple from the first of the first Minions movie like that.
That one especially made me smile.
Like for how much I do not like the first Minions movie.
I love the evil couple that is in the first Minions movie.
Yeah. So that that just made me smile.
That made me smile, too.
Seeing all of them like back together was awesome.
Freaking loved it.
My favorite joke, though.
Was at the beginning with I think it's Agnes.
Is she like the littlest girl? Yes.
It was with Agnes showing grew her new trick with her goat.
And she's like, sit.
And then he poops.
And then she's like, oh, man, I said sit.
I'm like,
favorite joke as well.
That was perfect, dude.
That was such a good joke.
Like I was I was not there for the potty humor.
Like when he pooped, I was like, oh, frick.
Like, we're not even like five minutes in, dude.
Like, come on, serious.
And then they hit me with that.
And I'm like, this is
comedy gold.
That kind of felt like something just because it's so subtle and like something
like only adults would get that felt like a Shrek joke.
It did feel like a Shrek joke.
That very much felt like a great joke in the best way possible.
Like Caleb said, best joke in the movie.
Frickin hilarious.
I caught myself laughing a good amount of that.
Yeah, I really like that stuff.
Oh, man.
But I think honestly, that was the single best joke in the movie.
And the rest, it was like I got a couple of chuckles.
It was mostly out of the stuff the minions were doing.
Oh, yeah.
I think I hate that it got ruined in the trailer.
But when the Mega Minions are first introduced,
everything that happens with them is still funny, like frickin, especially the one
that has like the heat vision. He's my favorite.
Yeah.
But like it breaks the coffee, it breaks the microwave.
But in the actual movie, like it just keeps going further.
Like literally the beam just stretches across the world and it's frickin hilarious.
Dude, that was like they put that whole sequence in a trailer.
Yeah, they did.
That I saw. And I was like, damn, like, can you guys leave a little to the imagination?
No, they can't.
They have to spoil everything in trailers.
No joke.
Like I am on a Deadpool and Wolverine like freeze right now.
I don't want to see anything else.
It's I feel Deadpool Wolverine has like reached the levels of endgame.
Yeah, I don't want to see anything else.
Like I saw the first two trailers.
I'm good. I'm done.
Yeah.
But this one, it's yeah, I wish they would have left some gags for the movie.
I will say I think a good one.
And honestly, I would have been fine if it went along, went on for longer was the
Minions Party Bus. That was actually a good gag.
And the fact that like frickin the bus driver stands up and like has this moment
being like, y'all need to behave and sit down.
I've been working for the AVL for as long as I can remember.
And then frickin Minions just pile on him.
Oh, my God.
Shut the hell up, dude.
That was perfection.
I really like that, too.
Like it was stuff like that.
Like a lot of the cheesy Minions jokes.
It sucks that all of the good stuff was in the trailers.
Yeah, no, like, seriously, like especially one.
It's like at the beginning of the movie
when you see Gru driving up to his old school and then right after he pulls up
the frickin Minions car pulls up and seeing them struggle to get out.
It's frickin hilarious.
And you know, they switch into their
business tire.
But I didn't want to see that in the trailer.
I would have preferred to see that in the actual damn movie because that like I
laughed in the trailer and like it was still funny in the movie.
But I wish it was slightly less so.
Yeah.
But the dialogue overall was just frickin basic as it could be.
Like other than like a few well written jokes, a lot of the other jokes were just
stuff that the Minions were doing and you don't really need to write anything for
that.
Yeah.
At least in terms of dialogue, like obviously you have to write the scene out.
But
I don't know. I will say
that I feel Margo for her writing is sometimes inconsistent because like she
I don't know. Maybe it's she just hasn't fully come to terms with it.
But when she refers to Gru and Lucy
when talking to Edith and Agnes, she'll say, oh, you know, say goodbye to mom and
dad, but she calls them Gru and Lucy.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I noticed that, too.
I'm like consistency.
Come on. Like, come on.
It's not hard.
Like you think for how much Gru, especially Gru and Lucy, of course,
have done for these three girls that Margo would have.
I would hope that she'd be on board of calling.
I know. Unless it's just one of those
things that she's just doing for the littles.
OK, like it could very well be something like that.
But writing overall,
I'm probably on the
that's something I'd probably give a point higher.
Not it's not much.
And I'm given that that point, that single point is for the sit joke.
That's how hard it made me laugh.
I think for that, that shit joke, I'll go up like two points.
I'll go 76. OK.
And I'm sorry, I also go up two points
because I appreciate that that in all four of these,
the characters writing is always consistent, like none of especially,
you know, Gru, Lucy, Margo, Edith and Agnes, like none of them do like a complete
180 on your 360, like they're not completely different in the next movie.
So I appreciate that these characters
were the same in this one as they were in the first.
Yeah. So.
All right. Next up, we got acting, which going through this cast list real quick.
Start off with Steve Carell, who did the voice for Gru, the goat,
Kristen Wigg, who did the voice for Lucy.
Will Ferrell did the voice for Maxime.
Joey King did shit.
I didn't change it. I'm sorry.
I'm fired. She did the voice for Poppy, not Zara Ford.
Pierre Coffin did the voice for all of the minions.
So Sophia Vergara, who did the voice for Valentina, who is Maxime's girlfriend.
Chris Renaud, who did the voice for Prince
Principal Ubel Schlitt.
Sure. Yeah, let's go with that.
Miranda Cosgrove voiced Margo,
Dana Guyer, who voiced Edith.
Or is it Guyer? I have no idea.
OK, so Dana, I'll say Guyer.
She voiced Edith and then Madison Pollan, who did the voice for Agnes.
All right. What's your your top 10 look like?
Top 10? Oh, not top 10.
Top three. I was like, damn, dude.
I don't know what I was looking at.
I just saw a one and a zero.
I just saw one and I was like, no, that's fair.
That's fair.
So
as much as I love Steve Carell's group, I love him.
He's great in this role.
I would give him number two.
Will Ferrell gets number one is Maxime because he is phenomenal in this role.
And I loved him so, so much.
So Will Ferrell, number one, Maxime, number two, Steve Carell has grew
because always a classic love him.
Just yeah, I love this character.
I love his voice as this character and like no problems.
Great, great all around.
Third.
Third is tough.
It is.
And I think maybe just because I freaking loved that, like how good of a job she
did with her like freaking brace face voice.
So I think shit.
I think third. Oh, my God.
Yeah. Third. I'm going to give to Joy King who played Poppy.
Like you said, I don't know, bitch.
That is exactly what my top three.
Really? Hell, yeah.
Let's go. Her list was so freaking good.
It was on point, dude.
Freaking Joey King is great in everything, dude.
No shit.
Freaking we were watching Family Affair.
Braille only caught like little bits and pieces of Family Affair,
but she kept telling me she's like,
like that actress just overacts a lot.
And I'm like, no, she doesn't.
I'm like, you freaking put some respect on Joey King's name.
Exactly. Like, Joey King is a freaking treasure.
Yes. And after this movie, she can freaking voice act, too.
Dude, what she can do wrong.
She really can't.
Oh, I love her.
And I love that she's like,
she's not afraid to take on crazy shit, too.
Yeah, that one Hulu series that she's in.
Where it's like the mom is like poisoning her.
Yeah, the Gypsy Rose Blanchard one.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, dude. Freaking phenomenal performance.
Like you've watched it. Oh, yeah.
Freaking OK. I've been.
I've been hearing mixed reviews on it, but I do want to do freaking her
performance and then the guy that played Nicholas Goethejohn.
Like seeing interviews with I'm like,
like seeing interviews, I'm not going to get into the case because like I have a
lot of I have a lot of problems with Gypsy and just, you know, like everything
that happened, but the guy that does that played Nicholas Goethejohn,
her boyfriend in this whole area series series in this part of her life,
he gets the voice down like to a T like compare his voice to how Nicholas Goethejohn's
voice actually is, is just it's insane on like how alike it sounds.
Same thing with her voice compared to Gypsy's.
Like both of these actors like did their did their homework.
And I remember seeing an interview
from Gypsy saying, like asking like, oh, she had watched it.
And she's like, no, I, I don't really plan to.
And they're just like, oh, why?
And she's like, well, I lived it.
And so I don't really want to relive it.
I'm like, you know what? That's fair.
Yeah.
It's like Coward.
Relive your trauma.
Have you have you seen all the like the drama that's going on with Gypsy right now?
Isn't it just she I had no idea who that was.
Really? Oh, yeah.
So like I've seen people post about it, but I was just like, I don't know who the hell
this Gypsy Rose character is or really is.
Really? Yeah.
So I had no idea who that was.
I didn't realize that was who she.
So OK. So have you done like a little bit of research into it?
Not even a little bit. All I know is that she's pregnant.
And OK, so you don't know her back story at all?
No, I like so all I know is that her mother did some shitty stuff to keep her sick.
Yeah. And now she's pregnant.
And that's all I know.
All right. 30 second recap here.
Here you go.
So, yeah, her mother did a lot of stuff to keep her sick as a child had
like a lot of doctors write ups like forged for what diseases she had.
Like if a certain doctor wouldn't do what she wanted, she would move to the next
doctor, basically Gypsy found out the truth.
She was dating this guy named Nicholas during the time.
And so they plotted to kill her mother
because this was the only way that she saw out.
And so she fair.
And so Nicholas was the one to so one night she left.
She let Nicholas into the house.
Nicholas walks into her mom's bedroom, stabs her to death,
and then they run away together, but they're caught.
Nicholas go to John gets life in prison, but Gypsy Rose only gets nine years.
That's bullshit.
Yes, very much so.
Because I feel because Nicholas go to John.
I mean, I know he killed someone, but he is he is unfortunately definitely not
all right up there. He does have he does have mental problems.
And he fell head over heels for Gypsy.
She manipulated him.
And I do not believe that he should be serving a life sentence.
I feel that they should reevaluate his predicament.
And I don't think Gypsy should have gotten released as soon as she did.
She she plotted it.
She helped fund the show.
Does the show like kind of like show all this stuff?
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
OK, I need you got to watch it.
It's so good.
God damn it.
I'm trying to watch movies, Rose.
I'm sorry. I wish it was a movie.
I'm sorry.
You freaking intrigued me enough.
God damn it.
Yeah.
And then like fast forward to where Gypsy is now like her boy, her husband that she
married in prison, she now divorced.
Yeah, they got married while she was in prison.
This is the.
So, OK, yeah.
Yeah. So she met this guy, Ryan, while she was in prison.
They got married while she was in prison.
But now they're divorced or they're working on their divorce.
And then now she's back with this guy, Ken, who apparently she had talked to in
prison before she met Ryan.
So do you forget?
It's just a messy.
It's very messy.
But yeah, dude, it's like I feel for Gypsy for what she went through.
Like no child should go through what she did with her mother.
But the way that she went about it.
No, honey.
No. Like, I don't know.
Like, I wish that there was another way.
And like, I don't know.
Like, I don't know if there was another way.
There was.
Yeah, you could have just freaking do stout.
Yeah. Everyone's just like she went the minute she knew she could have stood up
and proved to everybody that she had no nothing wrong with her.
But just yeah, it's a freaking messy situation.
Oh, man.
My favorite thing ever.
So so the house is still standing.
Someone bought the house as they do.
Yeah.
And like, you know, people drive by, take pictures and stuff like that,
try to walk on the property.
But there are signs that say
don't don't forget in the video that someone did, Gypsy commented,
I can't believe all you people, a tragedy occurred there and all this stuff.
And someone commented a tragedy that you caused.
So you don't got no room to talk.
Oh, man.
There's a lot of shit at play there.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
Boy, nine years seems very light.
Do I feel life in prison?
No.
Do I feel nine was enough?
Also, no,
especially for plotting that.
Yeah, no, seriously.
But I cannot wait to watch this show.
Dude, it's so good.
It is so good.
It is going on my watch list as soon as we are done.
We're recording. Hell, yeah, dude.
Hell, yeah.
Anyway, yeah, my
talking, yeah, she love her to death.
And I love that she
decided I love that she like
will do things that other people won't.
Like,
I don't want to say like, gosh, that makes it sound like she just takes like shitty
jobs or something, but what I mean is like.
She
where most people will like
just do their voice,
like freaking looking at you, Chris Pratt and Garfield or freaking Samuel L.
Jackson and anything that he does a voiceover for or like she did something to her
voice that just made it like almost indistinguishable from someone else.
And I love her for that.
Yeah, I'm like,
like she can do characters where other people can't.
Yeah, yeah, she really can.
Yeah, love her to death.
And this cast was was great.
This wasn't their their a game by any stretch of the imagination, but it was
they were good. Yeah, no, like all the ones that came back to play their
characters from the previous movies just as good as the first time I saw them.
They were great.
So where are you sitting with acting?
I feel the acting was super solid.
I think acting, I'm going to be at an eighty five.
Honestly, I might be right there.
I might be a little lower than you on that one.
I mean, barely, though.
I'm like eighty four.
All right.
All right, next up, we got character development, which this was definitely a
weaker zone.
Yes, but it's also a children's movie.
So it's like, how bad can it actually be?
I mean, hey, but like you say, it's a
children's movie, but there can be really good development in children's movie.
There can be you inside out, too.
True. Very true.
This is one I don't think had.
Any real arc.
Yeah, like, like, grew doesn't really go anywhere in this.
Like, if anything, he kind of like backtracks a little bit and becomes like a
little bit more vindictive. Yeah, he goes to Maxime to be like, I did steal your
song. Dude, what a bitch.
I love that Maxime's just like, dude, why are you even here?
Oh, shit.
Like, I was totally with him.
I'm just like, gosh, like, I freaking hate this dude, too.
Oh, shit.
Then he's calling him out.
He's like, what? You could have gone on after me.
I didn't own the song.
He's like, it's not my fault you were too much of a coward to go up after me.
I'm like, dude, you asshole.
Yeah, too much, girl.
Too much.
Yeah.
Like, how did this dude end up becoming a hero?
Oh, man.
How about this shit?
And I freaking bugged me that he was like,
it almost felt like the role should have been reversed where Maxime was kind of
the loser and then grew was like the freaking hero.
Yeah, yeah.
I think they probably thought that they've done that a little too much with the villains.
Like, they did that with Balthazar.
I swear they did that with Balthazar.
Like, when we see how he was younger with Vector.
So I'm sure they're just like, OK,
let's not do a third time's a charm thing with that.
True.
Yeah, this one
kind of on the average side, like this is probably the lowest category I'd give this,
which I'm probably sitting at like a 70.
It was meh at best.
Like, there wasn't any real growth.
Yeah, I think I'm going to match you.
Like, you know, he's still the same grew as, you know, the previous three.
But like you said, there's no character development here.
Like, yeah, you see him, you know, like, go back to like feeling good.
Like, it is cool, like seeing like how far he's come with being a dad and a husband.
Like, that's awesome.
And then you see him get to be a villain, just a villain again for just a split moment.
So there's some fun things sprinkled in for Groose character.
But yeah, it's definitely nothing to write home about.
Yeah, I think the only reason this isn't any lower is because of the what was going
on with his kid. OK, yeah, I can I can agree with that.
Yeah. Other than that is like.
Nothing.
All right, moving on over to animation.
This wasn't.
Half bad, it's
I've it's on par with all the other ones, and that's not a bad thing.
I think the animation and not only all the Despicable Me movies,
but illumination movies is actually really, really good.
And I feel they don't get enough credit for it.
Absolutely.
And
do you like the opening sequence with the car was awesome?
Oh, yeah, dude, the frickin like new Pharrell Williams song that they were
playing like that fits so well, I love that.
Yeah.
Trying to think if I had any other complaints about it.
But I mean, it looked good.
I would like to see illumination throw a bit more.
Scenery
like shots into their their movies, because, like I said, like with the
opening sequence with the car, like you got to see like the wide mountains,
dark and like just different angles and stuff.
And I think that that's something illumination does really well.
Like I'm thinking back to like with Super Mario, like the fireflower fields.
Oh, yeah. And the like just looking on the Mushroom Kingdom was frickin awesome.
Like they do scenery really well.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, this one I I'd say is pretty high.
I'm probably at like 91.
That's fair.
I think I'm just going to be just one below you had a 90.
Enough.
Yeah, no, just like solid animation throughout.
The characters looked great, like I'm sure.
I mean, I haven't seen the first
Despicable Me in a while, but I'm sure if I'm literally just comparing how
grew looked in the first one to the this fourth one, literally the only difference
was just there's just a little bump in the animation.
Yeah, like the pixels look better and as it should be.
Yeah.
So now like they did a great job.
I feel also one thing that I feel they did a really good job with
what's the animation for the Mega Minions like that looked really, really good.
That looks super good.
I loved the.
The like the parodies of stuff like the Spider-Man parody
with this dress you want and he like fullings the train backwards.
I thought that was so good.
Oh, yeah, that was great.
And then I love the the laser eye minion.
Yeah.
We call them Cyclops Minion.
Yeah, that's really what he is.
And then all the other minions were cool.
I I wish that they had a bit more of a distinction between the strong minion and
the the rock.
Yeah, right.
Like like the first two strong minions in the trailer when we first saw that.
That threw me off. I'm like, you know, almost like basically the same thing.
Yeah, it's like exactly the same thing.
But I love that they that the minions just
went around and saved people the way that the minions can do.
Like I love that the strong one like through like made a boomerang and tossed
it and it went around the bad guy and came and knocked the the victim out.
That was so good.
I love the rock one, you know,
swallows the bomb, but his belt just like destroys everything.
Oh, man.
I will.
I wish, though, that like, I don't know, like, I get why you want them to all
have the same spandex costume, but I wish that like the costumes had a little more
variety.
Yeah, I think they could have done something different with.
Yeah, they were just so plain, like, honestly, like hell, I wouldn't have even
considering that they're yellow, too.
I I'm sure some kids were just like, were they even wearing costumes or were they
just frickin just minions in just their regular attire?
Yeah, I want to look or just look at what they did.
Yeah, they were still wearing like their basic overalls and stuff.
It was just like they just had some like spandex stretched over them.
Like if they want to, you know, like put
like a classic Superman where like the only thing like you don't have the overalls,
but you have like, you know, like the classic like underwear and put like the like,
well, OK, maybe don't do that.
Yeah, like that would just look like the minions wearing thongs.
Yeah.
And it probably looked weird having a G like right in the the.
Yeah. OK, we're not going to do that.
Yeah, like looking at them, it's like, what else could you do
because you have them in there like in overalls, you got the basic gloves,
you got the goggles.
It's just spandex yellow instead of their normal like skin tone.
Yeah, like I genuinely cannot think of another thing that they could have done.
At least not anything that they could
have done that would have made them feel like minions.
Yeah, that's fair.
I will say, why do they have to make the flying one look like a conehead?
That was funny.
It was funny.
Like, what the hell?
I don't think they were going for conehead.
I think they were just going for like a rocket.
All right. OK, that makes more sense.
But like I legitimately cannot think of a single other thing that they could have
done, not anything that would look cool because I was thinking like, OK,
what if they just like extended the overalls a little bit or included those a
bit more, but now that that would look dumb.
They I think they did what they could.
Yeah, they did.
They did.
Like, I'd love to know how long like I'd
love to see some like concept art for what they were like thinking about doing.
I agree.
Yeah, that'd be fun.
All right. Moving on over to music.
This soundtrack wasn't half bad.
It wasn't.
I mean, you can never go wrong with everybody wants to rule the world.
That's just just a classic.
Oh, yeah.
But like even the opening theme song, like
a broader the opening for our song, I forget what it's called.
It felt like written specifically for this movie.
I think that's what I from what I remember,
like bro Williams, like writes a new song for every Despicable Me movie.
That's cool.
That's really cool of him because like the I'm happy song.
He wrote that specifically for Despicable Me 2.
No joke.
Yep.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
This soundtrack was was was good.
I wouldn't say this is like musical masterpiece or anything, but I'm like,
I'd probably be at like a seven and a half, so I could go either way with whatever you want to go.
You know what?
If I'm going to go, I think I want to go eight just because for the the the
frickin everybody wants to rule the world scene, just that the whole thing just put
a smile on my face, so I think I got to go eight.
Yeah.
All right.
Next up, we got character design, which obviously we're going to do this off
of the minions, our minions grew all that stuff.
Very distinct looks like I'll give them that.
Yeah, I feel Illumination is one of the best animation studios when it comes to
their character design, it's very easy to pick their characters out from amongst
the crowd, which is a really good thing to say.
Insanely easy.
And they do a really good job at like.
Like you said, being able to pick it out,
like I was reminded through this movie when they like went to a dog.
I'm like, oh, yeah, like I was thinking Secret Life of Pets.
Yeah.
So like they have a very distinct style.
And I love that.
I love when an animation studio is able to have that.
Yes, definitely.
And then the minions were the minions like you can never go wrong with them.
The mega minions were cool.
Like I really liked all their looks like they were goofy, just kind of like
accentuated their powers a little bit.
And I like that.
Gru was how he always has looked.
Same with his wife and the kids.
The only new addition was the baby.
And I thought the baby had a pretty decent look, too.
Yeah, like this is probably a nine for me.
Yeah, I can give you that.
Almost that.
Yeah, I can't quite justify a ten.
Yeah, I mean, it's close, though.
It's really close.
But I think the first Despicable Me, I would give a ten, too.
Yeah, I can definitely agree with that.
And it's just like, OK, you've done nothing else with the outfits or
haven't changed anything with the outfits.
So I think that brings it down to a nine or anything consecutively that they
haven't messed with would bring it down to or it would be at a nine.
It's like you've already gotten the points for the very distinct design
or distinct
look. It's like everything else after that.
It's a nine. Yeah.
All right. Last up, we got our own personal scores.
Who's going first?
Who do you want to hear from first?
I actually really want to hear from you first.
Oh, boy.
I like this movie.
I had a lot of fun going to this because I had a kid and she's starting to
understand context a little bit, so I thought that was super fun.
And she made it a little bit more enjoyable for me.
I
loved her little commentary through it, and I love that it's just like it's at
that perfect level where she's not talking through the movie.
She's just like making the little
noises or like, oh, that's not good.
Like that that kind of stuff.
I'm like, I love that all all day long.
And then
it was able to spark emotion in her,
which I thought was which I was really impressed with,
not only like just from her, but from the movie itself.
And it makes sense.
She has a new baby brother and this baby was in danger.
And she like really connected with that.
And I loved it.
It's adorable. Yeah.
I don't know if I would have held this movie in as high regard if
I didn't see it with my kid.
But I think overall it was still,
objectively speaking, I think it was really well put together.
It was exactly what it needed to be.
And it added some new fun elements to the minions.
So I probably sitting at like 82.
I expected you to be higher.
Now, cuteness can only get you so far.
Yeah.
Hey, fair enough.
Yeah, really.
So I did not see this with a child because I am childless.
I do not have a kid, but I did see it with a good friend, Sammy.
So that was fun.
But yeah, I feel
I expect I got what I expected from Despicable Me 4.
That is not a bad thing.
These movies are very consistent and I appreciate that.
Did a fourth one need to happen?
No, it didn't.
But I like it.
Now, am I mad that the fourth one happened?
No, because I still enjoy seeing these characters and
the stories that Elimination decides to tell with them.
The minions are funny in small doses, not in the minions movies.
But here they are funny.
And just, yeah, like I had as good of a time as I did with the other ones.
So personally, I'm going to be at a seventy four.
Fair enough.
All right.
Going through these categories real quick, starting off with story.
We are sitting at a seventy six.
The writing got bumped up to or a little bit to a seventy seven point five.
The acting is sitting at an eighty four point five.
The character development is our lowest category, sitting at a seventy.
The effects or the animation is our highest category, sitting at a ninety point five.
The music is sitting at an eight out of ten.
The costumes are sitting at a or the
character design is sitting at a nine out of ten.
And then our personal score ended up averaging out to a seventy eight.
So with that, the final Albrose letter grade for Despicable Me 4 has come out to a.
A B minus.
Yeah.
OK, that's a really good score for it.
That's a damn good score for it.
I was so afraid I was going to end up in the C plus.
That would just felt like a little too low.
I agree.
Yeah, no, B minus is perfect.
Yeah. And, oh, already, I think this is in a perfect position.
OK, I'm excited.
So this is sitting at an eighty one point four three percent.
So this puts it above the Chronicles of Narnia, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe.
There it is above Asteroid City.
I'm trying to remember what Asteroid City is.
It's a that Wes Anderson.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God. How the hell did I not forget that?
I love that movie.
Wow. OK.
All right. Yeah, I can. OK, I can agree with that.
Yeah, it is above Dune.
Yeah, I can definitely agree with that.
It's above Good Boys.
OK, and it is above Super Mario Brothers.
We like to 93. Oh, OK.
Like, wait, whoa.
I saw that one, too, and it scared the shit out of me.
I was like, oh, no, oh, no.
I was like, wait a minute.
Did we give that like an A minus or something?
Yeah, we did. OK.
I was like, bro.
Yeah, we would have had discussions.
Yeah.
Like this episode would have not gotten released and we would have like we need
to like redo, yeah, rebuild the system from the ground up.
But yeah, so go in the opposite direction.
And this is where I said, I think it's it's perfect.
It's sitting below migration.
Yeah, OK, I can agree with that.
Yeah, right. That's perfect.
Yeah, it is also below the Matrix Reloaded.
OK.
It is below
Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn.
All right.
It is below the Bad Guys.
OK, and it is below Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny.
All right.
Yeah, that's a pretty damn good ranking.
Yeah, I like this a lot.
It's a really good zone.
Yeah, especially with migration like that is just perfect.
Yeah, it's close.
It is so close.
It's a point two percent difference.
OK, damn.
OK, yeah, I love that.
That's fantastic.
All right.
Well, unless you have anything else you want to say about Despicable Me 4.
Nope, I think we all know.
We all know Caleb is anticipating Despicable Me 5.
We know it's inevitable.
Yeah.
Yeah. If Toy Story can get a fifth one, you can bet as sure as day that Despicable Me will get one.
And dude.
Yeah.
But OK, well, anyway,
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which I am actually so I've already seen it.
Caleb hasn't and I am really excited to talk about this one because this was my
first Quiet Place movie in theaters and yeah, I'm excited.
Was it an experience?
Yeah, it was.
Damn.
I will say, like, I mean, I didn't see it like in any special theater.
It was just like considering that it's been out for a while.
It was like on like one of the regular.
Yeah.
And it was also on like one of the smaller screens.
So it was no XT experience fair.
But I am still glad that I saw it in theaters and it was really funny.
Like during one of the most quietest points that a lady had to move her straw
in her cup, I can bite my lip from not laughing my ass off.
Oh, man.
I may go see this in theaters.
It will honestly be dependent on how my week next week looks.
But OK, I'm pumped.
Yeah, no, I think you're going to enjoy it either way.
But yeah, you can look forward to that next week.
But until then, this has been the All Bros podcast.
I am Jonathan and Caleb and we'll catch you guys next week.
So long, deuces.